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authorRoger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org>2025-10-15 05:26:34 -0700
committerRoger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org>2025-10-15 05:26:34 -0700
commit544b9688f44cd458c0686559e22b0be2de6842ab (patch)
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+ DON QUIXOTE
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+
+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, Complete
+by Miguel de Cervantes
+
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+Title: The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, Complete
+
+Author: Miguel de Cervantes
+
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+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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+ <h1>
+ DON QUIXOTE
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ by Miguel de Cervantes
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ Translated by John Ormsby
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ Volume I.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
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+ <br /> <br /> <br />
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+ <h4>
+ Ebook Editor's Note
+ </h4>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part
+ of the original Ormsby translation&mdash;they are taken from the 1880
+ edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by Gustave Dore. Clark in his
+ edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' adopted in this
+ edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux."
+ See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of both the Jarvis
+ and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project
+ Gutenberg edition to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the
+ Ormsby translation instead of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of
+ the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only by utilizing the "Full
+ Size" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby in his
+ Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations;
+ others feel these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's
+ dreams. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D.W.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
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+ <a href="images/p003.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ CONTENTS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a href="#ch1">CHAPTER I</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND
+ PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch2">CHAPTER II</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS
+ DON QUIXOTE MADE FROM HOME <br /><br /><a href="#ch3">CHAPTER III</a>
+ WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF DUBBED A
+ KNIGHT <br /><br /><a href="#ch4">CHAPTER IV</a> OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR
+ KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN <br /><br /><a href="#ch5">CHAPTER V</a> IN
+ WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch6">CHAPTER VI</a> OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH
+ THE CURATE AND THE BARBER MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN
+ <br /><br /><a href="#ch7">CHAPTER VII</a> OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY
+ KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA <br /><br /><a href="#ch8">CHAPTER VIII</a>
+ OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE TERRIBLE AND
+ UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO
+ BE FITLY RECORDED <br /><br /><a href="#ch9">CHAPTER IX</a> IN WHICH IS
+ CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE GALLANT BISCAYAN
+ AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN <br /><br /><a href="#ch10">CHAPTER X</a> OF THE
+ PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS SQUIRE SANCHO
+ PANZA <br /><br /><a href="#ch11">CHAPTER XI</a> OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE
+ WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS <br /><br /><a href="#ch12">CHAPTER XII</a> OF WHAT A
+ GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE <br /><br /><a href="#ch13">CHAPTER
+ XIII</a> IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH
+ OTHER INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a href="#ch14">CHAPTER XIV</a> WHEREIN ARE
+ INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, TOGETHER WITH OTHER
+ INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR <br /><br /><a href="#ch15">CHAPTER XV</a> IN WHICH
+ IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE FELL IN WITH WHEN HE
+ FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS <br /><br /><a href="#ch16">CHAPTER
+ XVI</a> OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE
+ TOOK TO BE A CASTLE <br /><br /><a href="#ch17">CHAPTER XVII</a> IN WHICH
+ ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE DON QUIXOTE AND HIS
+ GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, WHICH TO HIS MISFORTUNE HE
+ TOOK TO BE A CASTLE <br /><br /><a href="#ch18">CHAPTER XVIII</a> IN WHICH
+ IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, DON QUIXOTE,
+ AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING <br /><br /><a href="#ch19">CHAPTER XIX</a>
+ OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF THE
+ ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER NOTABLE
+ OCCURRENCES <br /><br /><a href="#ch20">CHAPTER XX</a> OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND
+ UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA
+ MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER ACHIEVED BY ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE
+ WORLD <br /><br /><a href="#ch21">CHAPTER XXI</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE
+ EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET, TOGETHER WITH OTHER
+ THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE KNIGHT <br /><br /><a href="#ch22">CHAPTER
+ XXII</a> OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO
+ AGAINST THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch23">CHAPTER XXIII</a> OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA
+ MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS
+ HISTORY <br /><br /><a href="#ch24">CHAPTER XXIV</a> IN WHICH IS CONTINUED
+ THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA <br /><br /><a href="#ch25">CHAPTER XXV</a>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT KNIGHT OF LA
+ MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION OF THE PENANCE OF
+ BELTENEBROS <br /><br /><a href="#ch26">CHAPTER XXVI</a> IN WHICH ARE
+ CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE PLAYED THE PART OF A LOVER
+ IN THE SIERRA MORENA <br /><br /><a href="#ch27">CHAPTER XXVII</a> OF HOW
+ THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; TOGETHER WITH OTHER
+ MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY <br /><br /><a href="#ch28">CHAPTER
+ XXVIII</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT
+ BEFELL THE CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch29">CHAPTER XXIX</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD
+ ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE OUR LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE
+ HAD IMPOSED UPON HIMSELF <br /><br /><a href="#ch30">CHAPTER XXX</a> WHICH
+ TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER MATTERS
+ PLEASANT AND AMUSING <br /><br /><a href="#ch31">CHAPTER XXXI</a> OF THE
+ DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, HIS SQUIRE,
+ TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a href="#ch32">CHAPTER XXXII</a>
+ WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch33">CHAPTER XXXIII</a> IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE
+ ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" <br /><br /><a href="#ch34">CHAPTER XXXIV</a> IN
+ WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch35">CHAPTER XXXV</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS
+ BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE
+ NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE <br /><br /><a href="#ch36">CHAPTER
+ XXXVI</a> WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN
+ <br /><br /><a href="#ch37">CHAPTER XXXVII</a> IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE
+ STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, WITH OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch38">CHAPTER XXXVIII</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON
+ QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON ARMS AND LETTERS <br /><br /><a href="#ch39">CHAPTER
+ XXXIX</a> WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch40">CHAPTER XL</a> IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED
+ <br /><br /><a href="#ch41">CHAPTER XLI</a> IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL
+ CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES <br /><br /><a href="#ch42">CHAPTER XLII</a> WHICH
+ TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF SEVERAL OTHER THINGS
+ WORTH KNOWING <br /><br /><a href="#ch43">CHAPTER XLIII</a> WHEREIN IS
+ RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER WITH OTHER STRANGE
+ THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN <br /><br /><a href="#ch44">CHAPTER XLIV</a>
+ IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch45">CHAPTER XLV</a> IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S
+ HELMET AND THE PACK-SADDLE IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT
+ OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST <br /><br /><a href="#ch46">CHAPTER XLVI</a>
+ OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY
+ BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON QUIXOTE
+ <br /><br /><a href="#ch47">CHAPTER XLVII</a> OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH
+ DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS CARRIED AWAY ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER
+ REMARKABLE INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a href="#ch48">CHAPTER XLVIII</a> IN WHICH
+ THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, WITH OTHER MATTERS
+ WORTHY OF HIS WIT <br /><br /><a href="#ch49">CHAPTER XLIX</a> WHICH TREATS
+ OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER DON
+ QUIXOTE <br /><br /><a href="#ch50">CHAPTER L</a> OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY
+ WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a
+ href="#ch51">CHAPTER LI</a> WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE
+ WHO WERE CARRYING OFF DON QUIXOTE <br /><br /><a href="#ch52">CHAPTER LII</a>
+ OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER WITH THE
+ RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE
+ BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ I: ABOUT THIS TRANSLATION
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ It was with considerable reluctance that I abandoned in favour of the
+ present undertaking what had long been a favourite project: that of a new
+ edition of Shelton's "Don Quixote," which has now become a somewhat scarce
+ book. There are some&mdash;and I confess myself to be one&mdash;for whom
+ Shelton's racy old version, with all its defects, has a charm that no
+ modern translation, however skilful or correct, could possess. Shelton had
+ the inestimable advantage of belonging to the same generation as
+ Cervantes; "Don Quixote" had to him a vitality that only a contemporary
+ could feel; it cost him no dramatic effort to see things as Cervantes saw
+ them; there is no anachronism in his language; he put the Spanish of
+ Cervantes into the English of Shakespeare. Shakespeare himself most likely
+ knew the book; he may have carried it home with him in his saddle-bags to
+ Stratford on one of his last journeys, and under the mulberry tree at New
+ Place joined hands with a kindred genius in its pages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it was soon made plain to me that to hope for even a moderate
+ popularity for Shelton was vain. His fine old crusted English would, no
+ doubt, be relished by a minority, but it would be only by a minority. His
+ warmest admirers must admit that he is not a satisfactory representative
+ of Cervantes. His translation of the First Part was very hastily made and
+ was never revised by him. It has all the freshness and vigour, but also a
+ full measure of the faults, of a hasty production. It is often very
+ literal&mdash;barbarously literal frequently&mdash;but just as often very
+ loose. He had evidently a good colloquial knowledge of Spanish, but
+ apparently not much more. It never seems to occur to him that the same
+ translation of a word will not suit in every case.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is often said that we have no satisfactory translation of "Don
+ Quixote." To those who are familiar with the original, it savours of
+ truism or platitude to say so, for in truth there can be no thoroughly
+ satisfactory translation of "Don Quixote" into English or any other
+ language. It is not that the Spanish idioms are so utterly unmanageable,
+ or that the untranslatable words, numerous enough no doubt, are so
+ superabundant, but rather that the sententious terseness to which the
+ humour of the book owes its flavour is peculiar to Spanish, and can at
+ best be only distantly imitated in any other tongue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The history of our English translations of "Don Quixote" is instructive.
+ Shelton's, the first in any language, was made, apparently, about 1608,
+ but not published till 1612. This of course was only the First Part. It
+ has been asserted that the Second, published in 1620, is not the work of
+ Shelton, but there is nothing to support the assertion save the fact that
+ it has less spirit, less of what we generally understand by "go," about it
+ than the first, which would be only natural if the first were the work of
+ a young man writing currente calamo, and the second that of a middle-aged
+ man writing for a bookseller. On the other hand, it is closer and more
+ literal, the style is the same, the very same translations, or
+ mistranslations, occur in it, and it is extremely unlikely that a new
+ translator would, by suppressing his name, have allowed Shelton to carry
+ off the credit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In 1687 John Phillips, Milton's nephew, produced a "Don Quixote" "made
+ English," he says, "according to the humour of our modern language." His
+ "Quixote" is not so much a translation as a travesty, and a travesty that
+ for coarseness, vulgarity, and buffoonery is almost unexampled even in the
+ literature of that day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ned Ward's "Life and Notable Adventures of Don Quixote, merrily translated
+ into Hudibrastic Verse" (1700), can scarcely be reckoned a translation,
+ but it serves to show the light in which "Don Quixote" was regarded at the
+ time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A further illustration may be found in the version published in 1712 by
+ Peter Motteux, who had then recently combined tea-dealing with literature.
+ It is described as "translated from the original by several hands," but if
+ so all Spanish flavour has entirely evaporated under the manipulation of
+ the several hands. The flavour that it has, on the other hand, is
+ distinctly Franco-cockney. Anyone who compares it carefully with the
+ original will have little doubt that it is a concoction from Shelton and
+ the French of Filleau de Saint Martin, eked out by borrowings from
+ Phillips, whose mode of treatment it adopts. It is, to be sure, more
+ decent and decorous, but it treats "Don Quixote" in the same fashion as a
+ comic book that cannot be made too comic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To attempt to improve the humour of "Don Quixote" by an infusion of
+ cockney flippancy and facetiousness, as Motteux's operators did, is not
+ merely an impertinence like larding a sirloin of prize beef, but an
+ absolute falsification of the spirit of the book, and it is a proof of the
+ uncritical way in which "Don Quixote" is generally read that this worse
+ than worthless translation&mdash;worthless as failing to represent, worse
+ than worthless as misrepresenting&mdash;should have been favoured as it
+ has been.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It had the effect, however, of bringing out a translation undertaken and
+ executed in a very different spirit, that of Charles Jervas, the portrait
+ painter, and friend of Pope, Swift, Arbuthnot, and Gay. Jervas has been
+ allowed little credit for his work, indeed it may be said none, for it is
+ known to the world in general as Jarvis's. It was not published until
+ after his death, and the printers gave the name according to the current
+ pronunciation of the day. It has been the most freely used and the most
+ freely abused of all the translations. It has seen far more editions than
+ any other, it is admitted on all hands to be by far the most faithful, and
+ yet nobody seems to have a good word to say for it or for its author.
+ Jervas no doubt prejudiced readers against himself in his preface, where
+ among many true words about Shelton, Stevens, and Motteux, he rashly and
+ unjustly charges Shelton with having translated not from the Spanish, but
+ from the Italian version of Franciosini, which did not appear until ten
+ years after Shelton's first volume. A suspicion of incompetence, too,
+ seems to have attached to him because he was by profession a painter and a
+ mediocre one (though he has given us the best portrait we have of Swift),
+ and this may have been strengthened by Pope's remark that he "translated
+ 'Don Quixote' without understanding Spanish." He has been also charged
+ with borrowing from Shelton, whom he disparaged. It is true that in a few
+ difficult or obscure passages he has followed Shelton, and gone astray
+ with him; but for one case of this sort, there are fifty where he is right
+ and Shelton wrong. As for Pope's dictum, anyone who examines Jervas's
+ version carefully, side by side with the original, will see that he was a
+ sound Spanish scholar, incomparably a better one than Shelton, except
+ perhaps in mere colloquial Spanish. He was, in fact, an honest, faithful,
+ and painstaking translator, and he has left a version which, whatever its
+ shortcomings may be, is singularly free from errors and mistranslations.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The charge against it is that it is stiff, dry&mdash;"wooden" in a word,&mdash;and
+ no one can deny that there is a foundation for it. But it may be pleaded
+ for Jervas that a good deal of this rigidity is due to his abhorrence of
+ the light, flippant, jocose style of his predecessors. He was one of the
+ few, very few, translators that have shown any apprehension of the
+ unsmiling gravity which is the essence of Quixotic humour; it seemed to
+ him a crime to bring Cervantes forward smirking and grinning at his own
+ good things, and to this may be attributed in a great measure the ascetic
+ abstinence from everything savouring of liveliness which is the
+ characteristic of his translation. In most modern editions, it should be
+ observed, his style has been smoothed and smartened, but without any
+ reference to the original Spanish, so that if he has been made to read
+ more agreeably he has also been robbed of his chief merit of fidelity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Smollett's version, published in 1755, may be almost counted as one of
+ these. At any rate it is plain that in its construction Jervas's
+ translation was very freely drawn upon, and very little or probably no
+ heed given to the original Spanish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The later translations may be dismissed in a few words. George Kelly's,
+ which appeared in 1769, "printed for the Translator," was an impudent
+ imposture, being nothing more than Motteux's version with a few of the
+ words, here and there, artfully transposed; Charles Wilmot's (1774) was
+ only an abridgment like Florian's, but not so skilfully executed; and the
+ version published by Miss Smirke in 1818, to accompany her brother's
+ plates, was merely a patchwork production made out of former translations.
+ On the latest, Mr. A. J. Duffield's, it would be in every sense of the
+ word impertinent in me to offer an opinion here. I had not even seen it
+ when the present undertaking was proposed to me, and since then I may say
+ vidi tantum, having for obvious reasons resisted the temptation which Mr.
+ Duffield's reputation and comely volumes hold out to every lover of
+ Cervantes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the foregoing history of our translations of "Don Quixote," it will
+ be seen that there are a good many people who, provided they get the mere
+ narrative with its full complement of facts, incidents, and adventures
+ served up to them in a form that amuses them, care very little whether
+ that form is the one in which Cervantes originally shaped his ideas. On
+ the other hand, it is clear that there are many who desire to have not
+ merely the story he tells, but the story as he tells it, so far at least
+ as differences of idiom and circumstances permit, and who will give a
+ preference to the conscientious translator, even though he may have
+ acquitted himself somewhat awkwardly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But after all there is no real antagonism between the two classes; there
+ is no reason why what pleases the one should not please the other, or why
+ a translator who makes it his aim to treat "Don Quixote" with the respect
+ due to a great classic, should not be as acceptable even to the careless
+ reader as the one who treats it as a famous old jest-book. It is not a
+ question of caviare to the general, or, if it is, the fault rests with him
+ who makes so. The method by which Cervantes won the ear of the Spanish
+ people ought, mutatis mutandis, to be equally effective with the great
+ majority of English readers. At any rate, even if there are readers to
+ whom it is a matter of indifference, fidelity to the method is as much a
+ part of the translator's duty as fidelity to the matter. If he can please
+ all parties, so much the better; but his first duty is to those who look
+ to him for as faithful a representation of his author as it is in his
+ power to give them, faithful to the letter so long as fidelity is
+ practicable, faithful to the spirit so far as he can make it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My purpose here is not to dogmatise on the rules of translation, but to
+ indicate those I have followed, or at least tried to the best of my
+ ability to follow, in the present instance. One which, it seems to me,
+ cannot be too rigidly followed in translating "Don Quixote," is to avoid
+ everything that savours of affectation. The book itself is, indeed, in one
+ sense a protest against it, and no man abhorred it more than Cervantes.
+ For this reason, I think, any temptation to use antiquated or obsolete
+ language should be resisted. It is after all an affectation, and one for
+ which there is no warrant or excuse. Spanish has probably undergone less
+ change since the seventeenth century than any language in Europe, and by
+ far the greater and certainly the best part of "Don Quixote" differs but
+ little in language from the colloquial Spanish of the present day. Except
+ in the tales and Don Quixote's speeches, the translator who uses the
+ simplest and plainest everyday language will almost always be the one who
+ approaches nearest to the original.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing that the story of "Don Quixote" and all its characters and
+ incidents have now been for more than two centuries and a half familiar as
+ household words in English mouths, it seems to me that the old familiar
+ names and phrases should not be changed without good reason. Of course a
+ translator who holds that "Don Quixote" should receive the treatment a
+ great classic deserves, will feel himself bound by the injunction laid
+ upon the Morisco in Chap. IX not to omit or add anything.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ II: ABOUT CERVANTES AND DON QUIXOTE
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Four generations had laughed over "Don Quixote" before it occurred to
+ anyone to ask, who and what manner of man was this Miguel de Cervantes
+ Saavedra whose name is on the title-page; and it was too late for a
+ satisfactory answer to the question when it was proposed to add a life of
+ the author to the London edition published at Lord Carteret's instance in
+ 1738. All traces of the personality of Cervantes had by that time
+ disappeared. Any floating traditions that may once have existed,
+ transmitted from men who had known him, had long since died out, and of
+ other record there was none; for the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries
+ were incurious as to "the men of the time," a reproach against which the
+ nineteenth has, at any rate, secured itself, if it has produced no
+ Shakespeare or Cervantes. All that Mayans y Siscar, to whom the task was
+ entrusted, or any of those who followed him, Rios, Pellicer, or Navarrete,
+ could do was to eke out the few allusions Cervantes makes to himself in
+ his various prefaces with such pieces of documentary evidence bearing upon
+ his life as they could find.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This, however, has been done by the last-named biographer to such good
+ purpose that he has superseded all predecessors. Thoroughness is the chief
+ characteristic of Navarrete's work. Besides sifting, testing, and
+ methodising with rare patience and judgment what had been previously
+ brought to light, he left, as the saying is, no stone unturned under which
+ anything to illustrate his subject might possibly be found. Navarrete has
+ done all that industry and acumen could do, and it is no fault of his if
+ he has not given us what we want. What Hallam says of Shakespeare may be
+ applied to the almost parallel case of Cervantes: "It is not the register
+ of his baptism, or the draft of his will, or the orthography of his name
+ that we seek; no letter of his writing, no record of his conversation, no
+ character of him drawn ... by a contemporary has been produced."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is only natural, therefore, that the biographers of Cervantes, forced
+ to make brick without straw, should have recourse largely to conjecture,
+ and that conjecture should in some instances come by degrees to take the
+ place of established fact. All that I propose to do here is to separate
+ what is matter of fact from what is matter of conjecture, and leave it to
+ the reader's judgment to decide whether the data justify the inference or
+ not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The men whose names by common consent stand in the front rank of Spanish
+ literature, Cervantes, Lope de Vega, Quevedo, Calderon, Garcilaso de la
+ Vega, the Mendozas, Gongora, were all men of ancient families, and,
+ curiously, all, except the last, of families that traced their origin to
+ the same mountain district in the North of Spain. The family of Cervantes
+ is commonly said to have been of Galician origin, and unquestionably it
+ was in possession of lands in Galicia at a very early date; but I think
+ the balance of the evidence tends to show that the "solar," the original
+ site of the family, was at Cervatos in the north-west corner of Old
+ Castile, close to the junction of Castile, Leon, and the Asturias. As it
+ happens, there is a complete history of the Cervantes family from the
+ tenth century down to the seventeenth extant under the title of
+ "Illustrious Ancestry, Glorious Deeds, and Noble Posterity of the Famous
+ Nuno Alfonso, Alcaide of Toledo," written in 1648 by the industrious
+ genealogist Rodrigo Mendez Silva, who availed himself of a manuscript
+ genealogy by Juan de Mena, the poet laureate and historiographer of John
+ II.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The origin of the name Cervantes is curious. Nuno Alfonso was almost as
+ distinguished in the struggle against the Moors in the reign of Alfonso
+ VII as the Cid had been half a century before in that of Alfonso VI, and
+ was rewarded by divers grants of land in the neighbourhood of Toledo. On
+ one of his acquisitions, about two leagues from the city, he built himself
+ a castle which he called Cervatos, because "he was lord of the solar of
+ Cervatos in the Montana," as the mountain region extending from the Basque
+ Provinces to Leon was always called. At his death in battle in 1143, the
+ castle passed by his will to his son Alfonso Munio, who, as territorial or
+ local surnames were then coming into vogue in place of the simple
+ patronymic, took the additional name of Cervatos. His eldest son Pedro
+ succeeded him in the possession of the castle, and followed his example in
+ adopting the name, an assumption at which the younger son, Gonzalo, seems
+ to have taken umbrage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Everyone who has paid even a flying visit to Toledo will remember the
+ ruined castle that crowns the hill above the spot where the bridge of
+ Alcantara spans the gorge of the Tagus, and with its broken outline and
+ crumbling walls makes such an admirable pendant to the square solid
+ Alcazar towering over the city roofs on the opposite side. It was built,
+ or as some say restored, by Alfonso VI shortly after his occupation of
+ Toledo in 1085, and called by him San Servando after a Spanish martyr, a
+ name subsequently modified into San Servan (in which form it appears in
+ the "Poem of the Cid"), San Servantes, and San Cervantes: with regard to
+ which last the "Handbook for Spain" warns its readers against the
+ supposition that it has anything to do with the author of "Don Quixote."
+ Ford, as all know who have taken him for a companion and counsellor on the
+ roads of Spain, is seldom wrong in matters of literature or history. In
+ this instance, however, he is in error. It has everything to do with the
+ author of "Don Quixote," for it is in fact these old walls that have given
+ to Spain the name she is proudest of to-day. Gonzalo, above mentioned, it
+ may be readily conceived, did not relish the appropriation by his brother
+ of a name to which he himself had an equal right, for though nominally
+ taken from the castle, it was in reality derived from the ancient
+ territorial possession of the family, and as a set-off, and to distinguish
+ himself (diferenciarse) from his brother, he took as a surname the name of
+ the castle on the bank of the Tagus, in the building of which, according
+ to a family tradition, his great-grandfather had a share.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Both brothers founded families. The Cervantes branch had more tenacity; it
+ sent offshoots in various directions, Andalusia, Estremadura, Galicia, and
+ Portugal, and produced a goodly line of men distinguished in the service
+ of Church and State. Gonzalo himself, and apparently a son of his,
+ followed Ferdinand III in the great campaign of 1236-48 that gave Cordova
+ and Seville to Christian Spain and penned up the Moors in the kingdom of
+ Granada, and his descendants intermarried with some of the noblest
+ families of the Peninsula and numbered among them soldiers, magistrates,
+ and Church dignitaries, including at least two cardinal-archbishops.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of the line that settled in Andalusia, Deigo de Cervantes, Commander of
+ the Order of Santiago, married Juana Avellaneda, daughter of Juan Arias de
+ Saavedra, and had several sons, of whom one was Gonzalo Gomez, Corregidor
+ of Jerez and ancestor of the Mexican and Columbian branches of the family;
+ and another, Juan, whose son Rodrigo married Dona Leonor de Cortinas, and
+ by her had four children, Rodrigo, Andrea, Luisa, and Miguel, our author.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The pedigree of Cervantes is not without its bearing on "Don Quixote." A
+ man who could look back upon an ancestry of genuine knights-errant
+ extending from well-nigh the time of Pelayo to the siege of Granada was
+ likely to have a strong feeling on the subject of the sham chivalry of the
+ romances. It gives a point, too, to what he says in more than one place
+ about families that have once been great and have tapered away until they
+ have come to nothing, like a pyramid. It was the case of his own.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was born at Alcala de Henares and baptised in the church of Santa Maria
+ Mayor on the 9th of October, 1547. Of his boyhood and youth we know
+ nothing, unless it be from the glimpse he gives us in the preface to his
+ "Comedies" of himself as a boy looking on with delight while Lope de Rueda
+ and his company set up their rude plank stage in the plaza and acted the
+ rustic farces which he himself afterwards took as the model of his
+ interludes. This first glimpse, however, is a significant one, for it
+ shows the early development of that love of the drama which exercised such
+ an influence on his life and seems to have grown stronger as he grew
+ older, and of which this very preface, written only a few months before
+ his death, is such a striking proof. He gives us to understand, too, that
+ he was a great reader in his youth; but of this no assurance was needed,
+ for the First Part of "Don Quixote" alone proves a vast amount of
+ miscellaneous reading, romances of chivalry, ballads, popular poetry,
+ chronicles, for which he had no time or opportunity except in the first
+ twenty years of his life; and his misquotations and mistakes in matters of
+ detail are always, it may be noticed, those of a man recalling the reading
+ of his boyhood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Other things besides the drama were in their infancy when Cervantes was a
+ boy. The period of his boyhood was in every way a transition period for
+ Spain. The old chivalrous Spain had passed away. The new Spain was the
+ mightiest power the world had seen since the Roman Empire and it had not
+ yet been called upon to pay the price of its greatness. By the policy of
+ Ferdinand and Ximenez the sovereign had been made absolute, and the Church
+ and Inquisition adroitly adjusted to keep him so. The nobles, who had
+ always resisted absolutism as strenuously as they had fought the Moors,
+ had been divested of all political power, a like fate had befallen the
+ cities, the free constitutions of Castile and Aragon had been swept away,
+ and the only function that remained to the Cortes was that of granting
+ money at the King's dictation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The transition extended to literature. Men who, like Garcilaso de la Vega
+ and Diego Hurtado de Mendoza, followed the Italian wars, had brought back
+ from Italy the products of the post-Renaissance literature, which took
+ root and flourished and even threatened to extinguish the native growths.
+ Damon and Thyrsis, Phyllis and Chloe had been fairly naturalised in Spain,
+ together with all the devices of pastoral poetry for investing with an air
+ of novelty the idea of a dispairing shepherd and inflexible shepherdess.
+ As a set-off against this, the old historical and traditional ballads, and
+ the true pastorals, the songs and ballads of peasant life, were being
+ collected assiduously and printed in the cancioneros that succeeded one
+ another with increasing rapidity. But the most notable consequence,
+ perhaps, of the spread of printing was the flood of romances of chivalry
+ that had continued to pour from the press ever since Garci Ordonez de
+ Montalvo had resuscitated "Amadis of Gaul" at the beginning of the
+ century.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For a youth fond of reading, solid or light, there could have been no
+ better spot in Spain than Alcala de Henares in the middle of the sixteenth
+ century. It was then a busy, populous university town, something more than
+ the enterprising rival of Salamanca, and altogether a very different place
+ from the melancholy, silent, deserted Alcala the traveller sees now as he
+ goes from Madrid to Saragossa. Theology and medicine may have been the
+ strong points of the university, but the town itself seems to have
+ inclined rather to the humanities and light literature, and as a producer
+ of books Alcala was already beginning to compete with the older presses of
+ Toledo, Burgos, Salamanca and Seville.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A pendant to the picture Cervantes has given us of his first playgoings
+ might, no doubt, have been often seen in the streets of Alcala at that
+ time; a bright, eager, tawny-haired boy peering into a book-shop where the
+ latest volumes lay open to tempt the public, wondering, it may be, what
+ that little book with the woodcut of the blind beggar and his boy, that
+ called itself "Vida de Lazarillo de Tormes, segunda impresion," could be
+ about; or with eyes brimming over with merriment gazing at one of those
+ preposterous portraits of a knight-errant in outrageous panoply and plumes
+ with which the publishers of chivalry romances loved to embellish the
+ title-pages of their folios. If the boy was the father of the man, the
+ sense of the incongruous that was strong at fifty was lively at ten, and
+ some such reflections as these may have been the true genesis of "Don
+ Quixote."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For his more solid education, we are told, he went to Salamanca. But why
+ Rodrigo de Cervantes, who was very poor, should have sent his son to a
+ university a hundred and fifty miles away when he had one at his own door,
+ would be a puzzle, if we had any reason for supposing that he did so. The
+ only evidence is a vague statement by Professor Tomas Gonzalez, that he
+ once saw an old entry of the matriculation of a Miguel de Cervantes. This
+ does not appear to have been ever seen again; but even if it had, and if
+ the date corresponded, it would prove nothing, as there were at least two
+ other Miguels born about the middle of the century; one of them, moreover,
+ a Cervantes Saavedra, a cousin, no doubt, who was a source of great
+ embarrassment to the biographers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That he was a student neither at Salamanca nor at Alcala is best proved by
+ his own works. No man drew more largely upon experience than he did, and
+ he has nowhere left a single reminiscence of student life&mdash;for the
+ "Tia Fingida," if it be his, is not one&mdash;nothing, not even "a college
+ joke," to show that he remembered days that most men remember best. All
+ that we know positively about his education is that Juan Lopez de Hoyos, a
+ professor of humanities and belles-lettres of some eminence, calls him his
+ "dear and beloved pupil." This was in a little collection of verses by
+ different hands on the death of Isabel de Valois, second queen of Philip
+ II, published by the professor in 1569, to which Cervantes contributed
+ four pieces, including an elegy, and an epitaph in the form of a sonnet.
+ It is only by a rare chance that a "Lycidas" finds its way into a volume
+ of this sort, and Cervantes was no Milton. His verses are no worse than
+ such things usually are; so much, at least, may be said for them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the time the book appeared he had left Spain, and, as fate ordered it,
+ for twelve years, the most eventful ones of his life. Giulio, afterwards
+ Cardinal, Acquaviva had been sent at the end of 1568 to Philip II by the
+ Pope on a mission, partly of condolence, partly political, and on his
+ return to Rome, which was somewhat brusquely expedited by the King, he
+ took Cervantes with him as his camarero (chamberlain), the office he
+ himself held in the Pope's household. The post would no doubt have led to
+ advancement at the Papal Court had Cervantes retained it, but in the
+ summer of 1570 he resigned it and enlisted as a private soldier in Captain
+ Diego Urbina's company, belonging to Don Miguel de Moncada's regiment, but
+ at that time forming a part of the command of Marc Antony Colonna. What
+ impelled him to this step we know not, whether it was distaste for the
+ career before him, or purely military enthusiasm. It may well have been
+ the latter, for it was a stirring time; the events, however, which led to
+ the alliance between Spain, Venice, and the Pope, against the common
+ enemy, the Porte, and to the victory of the combined fleets at Lepanto,
+ belong rather to the history of Europe than to the life of Cervantes. He
+ was one of those that sailed from Messina, in September 1571, under the
+ command of Don John of Austria; but on the morning of the 7th of October,
+ when the Turkish fleet was sighted, he was lying below ill with fever. At
+ the news that the enemy was in sight he rose, and, in spite of the
+ remonstrances of his comrades and superiors, insisted on taking his post,
+ saying he preferred death in the service of God and the King to health.
+ His galley, the Marquesa, was in the thick of the fight, and before it was
+ over he had received three gunshot wounds, two in the breast and one in
+ the left hand or arm. On the morning after the battle, according to
+ Navarrete, he had an interview with the commander-in-chief, Don John, who
+ was making a personal inspection of the wounded, one result of which was
+ an addition of three crowns to his pay, and another, apparently, the
+ friendship of his general.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How severely Cervantes was wounded may be inferred from the fact, that
+ with youth, a vigorous frame, and as cheerful and buoyant a temperament as
+ ever invalid had, he was seven months in hospital at Messina before he was
+ discharged. He came out with his left hand permanently disabled; he had
+ lost the use of it, as Mercury told him in the "Viaje del Parnaso" for the
+ greater glory of the right. This, however, did not absolutely unfit him
+ for service, and in April 1572 he joined Manuel Ponce de Leon's company of
+ Lope de Figueroa's regiment, in which, it seems probable, his brother
+ Rodrigo was serving, and shared in the operations of the next three years,
+ including the capture of the Goletta and Tunis. Taking advantage of the
+ lull which followed the recapture of these places by the Turks, he
+ obtained leave to return to Spain, and sailed from Naples in September
+ 1575 on board the Sun galley, in company with his brother Rodrigo, Pedro
+ Carrillo de Quesada, late Governor of the Goletta, and some others, and
+ furnished with letters from Don John of Austria and the Duke of Sesa, the
+ Viceroy of Sicily, recommending him to the King for the command of a
+ company, on account of his services; a dono infelice as events proved. On
+ the 26th they fell in with a squadron of Algerine galleys, and after a
+ stout resistance were overpowered and carried into Algiers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By means of a ransomed fellow-captive the brothers contrived to inform
+ their family of their condition, and the poor people at Alcala at once
+ strove to raise the ransom money, the father disposing of all he
+ possessed, and the two sisters giving up their marriage portions. But Dali
+ Mami had found on Cervantes the letters addressed to the King by Don John
+ and the Duke of Sesa, and, concluding that his prize must be a person of
+ great consequence, when the money came he refused it scornfully as being
+ altogether insufficient. The owner of Rodrigo, however, was more easily
+ satisfied; ransom was accepted in his case, and it was arranged between
+ the brothers that he should return to Spain and procure a vessel in which
+ he was to come back to Algiers and take off Miguel and as many of their
+ comrades as possible. This was not the first attempt to escape that
+ Cervantes had made. Soon after the commencement of his captivity he
+ induced several of his companions to join him in trying to reach Oran,
+ then a Spanish post, on foot; but after the first day's journey, the Moor
+ who had agreed to act as their guide deserted them, and they had no choice
+ but to return. The second attempt was more disastrous. In a garden outside
+ the city on the sea-shore, he constructed, with the help of the gardener,
+ a Spaniard, a hiding-place, to which he brought, one by one, fourteen of
+ his fellow-captives, keeping them there in secrecy for several months, and
+ supplying them with food through a renegade known as El Dorador, "the
+ Gilder." How he, a captive himself, contrived to do all this, is one of
+ the mysteries of the story. Wild as the project may appear, it was very
+ nearly successful. The vessel procured by Rodrigo made its appearance off
+ the coast, and under cover of night was proceeding to take off the
+ refugees, when the crew were alarmed by a passing fishing boat, and beat a
+ hasty retreat. On renewing the attempt shortly afterwards, they, or a
+ portion of them at least, were taken prisoners, and just as the poor
+ fellows in the garden were exulting in the thought that in a few moments
+ more freedom would be within their grasp, they found themselves surrounded
+ by Turkish troops, horse and foot. The Dorador had revealed the whole
+ scheme to the Dey Hassan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Cervantes saw what had befallen them, he charged his companions to
+ lay all the blame upon him, and as they were being bound he declared aloud
+ that the whole plot was of his contriving, and that nobody else had any
+ share in it. Brought before the Dey, he said the same. He was threatened
+ with impalement and with torture; and as cutting off ears and noses were
+ playful freaks with the Algerines, it may be conceived what their tortures
+ were like; but nothing could make him swerve from his original statement
+ that he and he alone was responsible. The upshot was that the unhappy
+ gardener was hanged by his master, and the prisoners taken possession of
+ by the Dey, who, however, afterwards restored most of them to their
+ masters, but kept Cervantes, paying Dali Mami 500 crowns for him. He felt,
+ no doubt, that a man of such resource, energy, and daring, was too
+ dangerous a piece of property to be left in private hands; and he had him
+ heavily ironed and lodged in his own prison. If he thought that by these
+ means he could break the spirit or shake the resolution of his prisoner,
+ he was soon undeceived, for Cervantes contrived before long to despatch a
+ letter to the Governor of Oran, entreating him to send him some one that
+ could be trusted, to enable him and three other gentlemen, fellow-captives
+ of his, to make their escape; intending evidently to renew his first
+ attempt with a more trustworthy guide. Unfortunately the Moor who carried
+ the letter was stopped just outside Oran, and the letter being found upon
+ him, he was sent back to Algiers, where by the order of the Dey he was
+ promptly impaled as a warning to others, while Cervantes was condemned to
+ receive two thousand blows of the stick, a number which most likely would
+ have deprived the world of "Don Quixote," had not some persons, who they
+ were we know not, interceded on his behalf.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After this he seems to have been kept in still closer confinement than
+ before, for nearly two years passed before he made another attempt. This
+ time his plan was to purchase, by the aid of a Spanish renegade and two
+ Valencian merchants resident in Algiers, an armed vessel in which he and
+ about sixty of the leading captives were to make their escape; but just as
+ they were about to put it into execution one Doctor Juan Blanco de Paz, an
+ ecclesiastic and a compatriot, informed the Dey of the plot. Cervantes by
+ force of character, by his self-devotion, by his untiring energy and his
+ exertions to lighten the lot of his companions in misery, had endeared
+ himself to all, and become the leading spirit in the captive colony, and,
+ incredible as it may seem, jealousy of his influence and the esteem in
+ which he was held, moved this man to compass his destruction by a cruel
+ death. The merchants finding that the Dey knew all, and fearing that
+ Cervantes under torture might make disclosures that would imperil their
+ own lives, tried to persuade him to slip away on board a vessel that was
+ on the point of sailing for Spain; but he told them they had nothing to
+ fear, for no tortures would make him compromise anybody, and he went at
+ once and gave himself up to the Dey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As before, the Dey tried to force him to name his accomplices. Everything
+ was made ready for his immediate execution; the halter was put round his
+ neck and his hands tied behind him, but all that could be got from him was
+ that he himself, with the help of four gentlemen who had since left
+ Algiers, had arranged the whole, and that the sixty who were to accompany
+ him were not to know anything of it until the last moment. Finding he
+ could make nothing of him, the Dey sent him back to prison more heavily
+ ironed than before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The poverty-stricken Cervantes family had been all this time trying once
+ more to raise the ransom money, and at last a sum of three hundred ducats
+ was got together and entrusted to the Redemptorist Father Juan Gil, who
+ was about to sail for Algiers. The Dey, however, demanded more than double
+ the sum offered, and as his term of office had expired and he was about to
+ sail for Constantinople, taking all his slaves with him, the case of
+ Cervantes was critical. He was already on board heavily ironed, when the
+ Dey at length agreed to reduce his demand by one-half, and Father Gil by
+ borrowing was able to make up the amount, and on September 19, 1580, after
+ a captivity of five years all but a week, Cervantes was at last set free.
+ Before long he discovered that Blanco de Paz, who claimed to be an officer
+ of the Inquisition, was now concocting on false evidence a charge of
+ misconduct to be brought against him on his return to Spain. To checkmate
+ him Cervantes drew up a series of twenty-five questions, covering the
+ whole period of his captivity, upon which he requested Father Gil to take
+ the depositions of credible witnesses before a notary. Eleven witnesses
+ taken from among the principal captives in Algiers deposed to all the
+ facts above stated and to a great deal more besides. There is something
+ touching in the admiration, love, and gratitude we see struggling to find
+ expression in the formal language of the notary, as they testify one after
+ another to the good deeds of Cervantes, how he comforted and helped the
+ weak-hearted, how he kept up their drooping courage, how he shared his
+ poor purse with this deponent, and how "in him this deponent found father
+ and mother."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On his return to Spain he found his old regiment about to march for
+ Portugal to support Philip's claim to the crown, and utterly penniless
+ now, had no choice but to rejoin it. He was in the expeditions to the
+ Azores in 1582 and the following year, and on the conclusion of the war
+ returned to Spain in the autumn of 1583, bringing with him the manuscript
+ of his pastoral romance, the "Galatea," and probably also, to judge by
+ internal evidence, that of the first portion of "Persiles and Sigismunda."
+ He also brought back with him, his biographers assert, an infant daughter,
+ the offspring of an amour, as some of them with great circumstantiality
+ inform us, with a Lisbon lady of noble birth, whose name, however, as well
+ as that of the street she lived in, they omit to mention. The sole
+ foundation for all this is that in 1605 there certainly was living in the
+ family of Cervantes a Dona Isabel de Saavedra, who is described in an
+ official document as his natural daughter, and then twenty years of age.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With his crippled left hand promotion in the army was hopeless, now that
+ Don John was dead and he had no one to press his claims and services, and
+ for a man drawing on to forty life in the ranks was a dismal prospect; he
+ had already a certain reputation as a poet; he made up his mind,
+ therefore, to cast his lot with literature, and for a first venture
+ committed his "Galatea" to the press. It was published, as Salva y Mallen
+ shows conclusively, at Alcala, his own birth-place, in 1585 and no doubt
+ helped to make his name more widely known, but certainly did not do him
+ much good in any other way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While it was going through the press, he married Dona Catalina de Palacios
+ Salazar y Vozmediano, a lady of Esquivias near Madrid, and apparently a
+ friend of the family, who brought him a fortune which may possibly have
+ served to keep the wolf from the door, but if so, that was all. The drama
+ had by this time outgrown market-place stages and strolling companies, and
+ with his old love for it he naturally turned to it for a congenial
+ employment. In about three years he wrote twenty or thirty plays, which he
+ tells us were performed without any throwing of cucumbers or other
+ missiles, and ran their course without any hisses, outcries, or
+ disturbance. In other words, his plays were not bad enough to be hissed
+ off the stage, but not good enough to hold their own upon it. Only two of
+ them have been preserved, but as they happen to be two of the seven or
+ eight he mentions with complacency, we may assume they are favourable
+ specimens, and no one who reads the "Numancia" and the "Trato de Argel"
+ will feel any surprise that they failed as acting dramas. Whatever merits
+ they may have, whatever occasional they may show, they are, as regards
+ construction, incurably clumsy. How completely they failed is manifest
+ from the fact that with all his sanguine temperament and indomitable
+ perseverance he was unable to maintain the struggle to gain a livelihood
+ as a dramatist for more than three years; nor was the rising popularity of
+ Lope the cause, as is often said, notwithstanding his own words to the
+ contrary. When Lope began to write for the stage is uncertain, but it was
+ certainly after Cervantes went to Seville.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Among the "Nuevos Documentos" printed by Senor Asensio y Toledo is one
+ dated 1592, and curiously characteristic of Cervantes. It is an agreement
+ with one Rodrigo Osorio, a manager, who was to accept six comedies at
+ fifty ducats (about 6l.) apiece, not to be paid in any case unless it
+ appeared on representation that the said comedy was one of the best that
+ had ever been represented in Spain. The test does not seem to have been
+ ever applied; perhaps it was sufficiently apparent to Rodrigo Osorio that
+ the comedies were not among the best that had ever been represented. Among
+ the correspondence of Cervantes there might have been found, no doubt,
+ more than one letter like that we see in the "Rake's Progress," "Sir, I
+ have read your play, and it will not doo."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was more successful in a literary contest at Saragossa in 1595 in
+ honour of the canonisation of St. Jacinto, when his composition won the
+ first prize, three silver spoons. The year before this he had been
+ appointed a collector of revenues for the kingdom of Granada. In order to
+ remit the money he had collected more conveniently to the treasury, he
+ entrusted it to a merchant, who failed and absconded; and as the
+ bankrupt's assets were insufficient to cover the whole, he was sent to
+ prison at Seville in September 1597. The balance against him, however, was
+ a small one, about 26l., and on giving security for it he was released at
+ the end of the year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was as he journeyed from town to town collecting the king's taxes, that
+ he noted down those bits of inn and wayside life and character that abound
+ in the pages of "Don Quixote:" the Benedictine monks with spectacles and
+ sunshades, mounted on their tall mules; the strollers in costume bound for
+ the next village; the barber with his basin on his head, on his way to
+ bleed a patient; the recruit with his breeches in his bundle, tramping
+ along the road singing; the reapers gathered in the venta gateway
+ listening to "Felixmarte of Hircania" read out to them; and those little
+ Hogarthian touches that he so well knew how to bring in, the ox-tail
+ hanging up with the landlord's comb stuck in it, the wine-skins at the
+ bed-head, and those notable examples of hostelry art, Helen going off in
+ high spirits on Paris's arm, and Dido on the tower dropping tears as big
+ as walnuts. Nay, it may well be that on those journeys into remote regions
+ he came across now and then a specimen of the pauper gentleman, with his
+ lean hack and his greyhound and his books of chivalry, dreaming away his
+ life in happy ignorance that the world had changed since his
+ great-grandfather's old helmet was new. But it was in Seville that he
+ found out his true vocation, though he himself would not by any means have
+ admitted it to be so. It was there, in Triana, that he was first tempted
+ to try his hand at drawing from life, and first brought his humour into
+ play in the exquisite little sketch of "Rinconete y Cortadillo," the germ,
+ in more ways than one, of "Don Quixote."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Where and when that was written, we cannot tell. After his imprisonment
+ all trace of Cervantes in his official capacity disappears, from which it
+ may be inferred that he was not reinstated. That he was still in Seville
+ in November 1598 appears from a satirical sonnet of his on the elaborate
+ catafalque erected to testify the grief of the city at the death of Philip
+ II, but from this up to 1603 we have no clue to his movements. The words
+ in the preface to the First Part of "Don Quixote" are generally held to be
+ conclusive that he conceived the idea of the book, and wrote the beginning
+ of it at least, in a prison, and that he may have done so is extremely
+ likely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is a tradition that Cervantes read some portions of his work to a
+ select audience at the Duke of Bejar's, which may have helped to make the
+ book known; but the obvious conclusion is that the First Part of "Don
+ Quixote" lay on his hands some time before he could find a publisher bold
+ enough to undertake a venture of so novel a character; and so little faith
+ in it had Francisco Robles of Madrid, to whom at last he sold it, that he
+ did not care to incur the expense of securing the copyright for Aragon or
+ Portugal, contenting himself with that for Castile. The printing was
+ finished in December, and the book came out with the new year, 1605. It is
+ often said that "Don Quixote" was at first received coldly. The facts show
+ just the contrary. No sooner was it in the hands of the public than
+ preparations were made to issue pirated editions at Lisbon and Valencia,
+ and to bring out a second edition with the additional copyrights for
+ Aragon and Portugal, which he secured in February.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No doubt it was received with something more than coldness by certain
+ sections of the community. Men of wit, taste, and discrimination among the
+ aristocracy gave it a hearty welcome, but the aristocracy in general were
+ not likely to relish a book that turned their favourite reading into
+ ridicule and laughed at so many of their favourite ideas. The dramatists
+ who gathered round Lope as their leader regarded Cervantes as their common
+ enemy, and it is plain that he was equally obnoxious to the other clique,
+ the culto poets who had Gongora for their chief. Navarrete, who knew
+ nothing of the letter above mentioned, tries hard to show that the
+ relations between Cervantes and Lope were of a very friendly sort, as
+ indeed they were until "Don Quixote" was written. Cervantes, indeed, to
+ the last generously and manfully declared his admiration of Lope's powers,
+ his unfailing invention, and his marvellous fertility; but in the preface
+ of the First Part of "Don Quixote" and in the verses of "Urganda the
+ Unknown," and one or two other places, there are, if we read between the
+ lines, sly hits at Lope's vanities and affectations that argue no personal
+ good-will; and Lope openly sneers at "Don Quixote" and Cervantes, and
+ fourteen years after his death gives him only a few lines of cold
+ commonplace in the "Laurel de Apolo," that seem all the colder for the
+ eulogies of a host of nonentities whose names are found nowhere else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In 1601 Valladolid was made the seat of the Court, and at the beginning of
+ 1603 Cervantes had been summoned thither in connection with the balance
+ due by him to the Treasury, which was still outstanding. He remained at
+ Valladolid, apparently supporting himself by agencies and scrivener's work
+ of some sort; probably drafting petitions and drawing up statements of
+ claims to be presented to the Council, and the like. So, at least, we
+ gather from the depositions taken on the occasion of the death of a
+ gentleman, the victim of a street brawl, who had been carried into the
+ house in which he lived. In these he himself is described as a man who
+ wrote and transacted business, and it appears that his household then
+ consisted of his wife, the natural daughter Isabel de Saavedra already
+ mentioned, his sister Andrea, now a widow, her daughter Constanza, a
+ mysterious Magdalena de Sotomayor calling herself his sister, for whom his
+ biographers cannot account, and a servant-maid.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile "Don Quixote" had been growing in favour, and its author's name
+ was now known beyond the Pyrenees. In 1607 an edition was printed at
+ Brussels. Robles, the Madrid publisher, found it necessary to meet the
+ demand by a third edition, the seventh in all, in 1608. The popularity of
+ the book in Italy was such that a Milan bookseller was led to bring out an
+ edition in 1610; and another was called for in Brussels in 1611. It might
+ naturally have been expected that, with such proofs before him that he had
+ hit the taste of the public, Cervantes would have at once set about
+ redeeming his rather vague promise of a second volume.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But, to all appearance, nothing was farther from his thoughts. He had
+ still by him one or two short tales of the same vintage as those he had
+ inserted in "Don Quixote" and instead of continuing the adventures of Don
+ Quixote, he set to work to write more of these "Novelas Exemplares" as he
+ afterwards called them, with a view to making a book of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The novels were published in the summer of 1613, with a dedication to the
+ Conde de Lemos, the Maecenas of the day, and with one of those chatty
+ confidential prefaces Cervantes was so fond of. In this, eight years and a
+ half after the First Part of "Don Quixote" had appeared, we get the first
+ hint of a forthcoming Second Part. "You shall see shortly," he says, "the
+ further exploits of Don Quixote and humours of Sancho Panza." His idea of
+ "shortly" was a somewhat elastic one, for, as we know by the date to
+ Sancho's letter, he had barely one-half of the book completed that time
+ twelvemonth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But more than poems, or pastorals, or novels, it was his dramatic ambition
+ that engrossed his thoughts. The same indomitable spirit that kept him
+ from despair in the bagnios of Algiers, and prompted him to attempt the
+ escape of himself and his comrades again and again, made him persevere in
+ spite of failure and discouragement in his efforts to win the ear of the
+ public as a dramatist. The temperament of Cervantes was essentially
+ sanguine. The portrait he draws in the preface to the novels, with the
+ aquiline features, chestnut hair, smooth untroubled forehead, and bright
+ cheerful eyes, is the very portrait of a sanguine man. Nothing that the
+ managers might say could persuade him that the merits of his plays would
+ not be recognised at last if they were only given a fair chance. The old
+ soldier of the Spanish Salamis was bent on being the Aeschylus of Spain.
+ He was to found a great national drama, based on the true principles of
+ art, that was to be the envy of all nations; he was to drive from the
+ stage the silly, childish plays, the "mirrors of nonsense and models of
+ folly" that were in vogue through the cupidity of the managers and
+ shortsightedness of the authors; he was to correct and educate the public
+ taste until it was ripe for tragedies on the model of the Greek drama&mdash;like
+ the "Numancia" for instance&mdash;and comedies that would not only amuse
+ but improve and instruct. All this he was to do, could he once get a
+ hearing: there was the initial difficulty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He shows plainly enough, too, that "Don Quixote" and the demolition of the
+ chivalry romances was not the work that lay next his heart. He was,
+ indeed, as he says himself in his preface, more a stepfather than a father
+ to "Don Quixote." Never was great work so neglected by its author. That it
+ was written carelessly, hastily, and by fits and starts, was not always
+ his fault, but it seems clear he never read what he sent to the press. He
+ knew how the printers had blundered, but he never took the trouble to
+ correct them when the third edition was in progress, as a man who really
+ cared for the child of his brain would have done. He appears to have
+ regarded the book as little more than a mere libro de entretenimiento, an
+ amusing book, a thing, as he says in the "Viaje," "to divert the
+ melancholy moody heart at any time or season." No doubt he had an
+ affection for his hero, and was very proud of Sancho Panza. It would have
+ been strange indeed if he had not been proud of the most humorous creation
+ in all fiction. He was proud, too, of the popularity and success of the
+ book, and beyond measure delightful is the naivete with which he shows his
+ pride in a dozen passages in the Second Part. But it was not the success
+ he coveted. In all probability he would have given all the success of "Don
+ Quixote," nay, would have seen every copy of "Don Quixote" burned in the
+ Plaza Mayor, for one such success as Lope de Vega was enjoying on an
+ average once a week.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so he went on, dawdling over "Don Quixote," adding a chapter now and
+ again, and putting it aside to turn to "Persiles and Sigismunda"&mdash;which,
+ as we know, was to be the most entertaining book in the language, and the
+ rival of "Theagenes and Chariclea"&mdash;or finishing off one of his
+ darling comedies; and if Robles asked when "Don Quixote" would be ready,
+ the answer no doubt was: En breve&mdash;shortly, there was time enough for
+ that. At sixty-eight he was as full of life and hope and plans for the
+ future as a boy of eighteen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nemesis was coming, however. He had got as far as Chapter LIX, which at
+ his leisurely pace he could hardly have reached before October or November
+ 1614, when there was put into his hand a small octave lately printed at
+ Tarragona, and calling itself "Second Volume of the Ingenious Gentleman
+ Don Quixote of La Mancha: by the Licentiate Alonso Fernandez de Avellaneda
+ of Tordesillas." The last half of Chapter LIX and most of the following
+ chapters of the Second Part give us some idea of the effect produced upon
+ him, and his irritation was not likely to be lessened by the reflection
+ that he had no one to blame but himself. Had Avellaneda, in fact, been
+ content with merely bringing out a continuation to "Don Quixote,"
+ Cervantes would have had no reasonable grievance. His own intentions were
+ expressed in the very vaguest language at the end of the book; nay, in his
+ last words, "forse altro cantera con miglior plettro," he seems actually
+ to invite some one else to continue the work, and he made no sign until
+ eight years and a half had gone by; by which time Avellaneda's volume was
+ no doubt written.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In fact Cervantes had no case, or a very bad one, as far as the mere
+ continuation was concerned. But Avellaneda chose to write a preface to it,
+ full of such coarse personal abuse as only an ill-conditioned man could
+ pour out. He taunts Cervantes with being old, with having lost his hand,
+ with having been in prison, with being poor, with being friendless,
+ accuses him of envy of Lope's success, of petulance and querulousness, and
+ so on; and it was in this that the sting lay. Avellaneda's reason for this
+ personal attack is obvious enough. Whoever he may have been, it is clear
+ that he was one of the dramatists of Lope's school, for he has the
+ impudence to charge Cervantes with attacking him as well as Lope in his
+ criticism on the drama. His identification has exercised the best critics
+ and baffled all the ingenuity and research that has been brought to bear
+ on it. Navarrete and Ticknor both incline to the belief that Cervantes
+ knew who he was; but I must say I think the anger he shows suggests an
+ invisible assailant; it is like the irritation of a man stung by a
+ mosquito in the dark. Cervantes from certain solecisms of language
+ pronounces him to be an Aragonese, and Pellicer, an Aragonese himself,
+ supports this view and believes him, moreover, to have been an
+ ecclesiastic, a Dominican probably.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Any merit Avellaneda has is reflected from Cervantes, and he is too dull
+ to reflect much. "Dull and dirty" will always be, I imagine, the verdict
+ of the vast majority of unprejudiced readers. He is, at best, a poor
+ plagiarist; all he can do is to follow slavishly the lead given him by
+ Cervantes; his only humour lies in making Don Quixote take inns for
+ castles and fancy himself some legendary or historical personage, and
+ Sancho mistake words, invert proverbs, and display his gluttony; all
+ through he shows a proclivity to coarseness and dirt, and he has contrived
+ to introduce two tales filthier than anything by the sixteenth century
+ novellieri and without their sprightliness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But whatever Avellaneda and his book may be, we must not forget the debt
+ we owe them. But for them, there can be no doubt, "Don Quixote" would have
+ come to us a mere torso instead of a complete work. Even if Cervantes had
+ finished the volume he had in hand, most assuredly he would have left off
+ with a promise of a Third Part, giving the further adventures of Don
+ Quixote and humours of Sancho Panza as shepherds. It is plain that he had
+ at one time an intention of dealing with the pastoral romances as he had
+ dealt with the books of chivalry, and but for Avellaneda he would have
+ tried to carry it out. But it is more likely that, with his plans, and
+ projects, and hopefulness, the volume would have remained unfinished till
+ his death, and that we should have never made the acquaintance of the Duke
+ and Duchess, or gone with Sancho to Barataria.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From the moment the book came into his hands he seems to have been haunted
+ by the fear that there might be more Avellanedas in the field, and putting
+ everything else aside, he set himself to finish off his task and protect
+ Don Quixote in the only way he could, by killing him. The conclusion is no
+ doubt a hasty and in some places clumsy piece of work and the frequent
+ repetition of the scolding administered to Avellaneda becomes in the end
+ rather wearisome; but it is, at any rate, a conclusion and for that we
+ must thank Avellaneda.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The new volume was ready for the press in February, but was not printed
+ till the very end of 1615, and during the interval Cervantes put together
+ the comedies and interludes he had written within the last few years, and,
+ as he adds plaintively, found no demand for among the managers, and
+ published them with a preface, worth the book it introduces tenfold, in
+ which he gives an account of the early Spanish stage, and of his own
+ attempts as a dramatist. It is needless to say they were put forward by
+ Cervantes in all good faith and full confidence in their merits. The
+ reader, however, was not to suppose they were his last word or final
+ effort in the drama, for he had in hand a comedy called "Engano a los
+ ojos," about which, if he mistook not, there would be no question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of this dramatic masterpiece the world has no opportunity of judging; his
+ health had been failing for some time, and he died, apparently of dropsy,
+ on the 23rd of April, 1616, the day on which England lost Shakespeare,
+ nominally at least, for the English calendar had not yet been reformed. He
+ died as he had lived, accepting his lot bravely and cheerfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Was it an unhappy life, that of Cervantes? His biographers all tell us
+ that it was; but I must say I doubt it. It was a hard life, a life of
+ poverty, of incessant struggle, of toil ill paid, of disappointment, but
+ Cervantes carried within himself the antidote to all these evils. His was
+ not one of those light natures that rise above adversity merely by virtue
+ of their own buoyancy; it was in the fortitude of a high spirit that he
+ was proof against it. It is impossible to conceive Cervantes giving way to
+ despondency or prostrated by dejection. As for poverty, it was with him a
+ thing to be laughed over, and the only sigh he ever allows to escape him
+ is when he says, "Happy he to whom Heaven has given a piece of bread for
+ which he is not bound to give thanks to any but Heaven itself." Add to all
+ this his vital energy and mental activity, his restless invention and his
+ sanguine temperament, and there will be reason enough to doubt whether his
+ could have been a very unhappy life. He who could take Cervantes'
+ distresses together with his apparatus for enduring them would not make so
+ bad a bargain, perhaps, as far as happiness in life is concerned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of his burial-place nothing is known except that he was buried, in
+ accordance with his will, in the neighbouring convent of Trinitarian nuns,
+ of which it is supposed his daughter, Isabel de Saavedra, was an inmate,
+ and that a few years afterwards the nuns removed to another convent,
+ carrying their dead with them. But whether the remains of Cervantes were
+ included in the removal or not no one knows, and the clue to their
+ resting-place is now lost beyond all hope. This furnishes perhaps the
+ least defensible of the items in the charge of neglect brought against his
+ contemporaries. In some of the others there is a good deal of
+ exaggeration. To listen to most of his biographers one would suppose that
+ all Spain was in league not only against the man but against his memory,
+ or at least that it was insensible to his merits, and left him to live in
+ misery and die of want. To talk of his hard life and unworthy employments
+ in Andalusia is absurd. What had he done to distinguish him from thousands
+ of other struggling men earning a precarious livelihood? True, he was a
+ gallant soldier, who had been wounded and had undergone captivity and
+ suffering in his country's cause, but there were hundreds of others in the
+ same case. He had written a mediocre specimen of an insipid class of
+ romance, and some plays which manifestly did not comply with the primary
+ condition of pleasing: were the playgoers to patronise plays that did not
+ amuse them, because the author was to produce "Don Quixote" twenty years
+ afterwards?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The scramble for copies which, as we have seen, followed immediately on
+ the appearance of the book, does not look like general insensibility to
+ its merits. No doubt it was received coldly by some, but if a man writes a
+ book in ridicule of periwigs he must make his account with being coldly
+ received by the periwig wearers and hated by the whole tribe of wigmakers.
+ If Cervantes had the chivalry-romance readers, the sentimentalists, the
+ dramatists, and the poets of the period all against him, it was because
+ "Don Quixote" was what it was; and if the general public did not come
+ forward to make him comfortable for the rest of his days, it is no more to
+ be charged with neglect and ingratitude than the English-speaking public
+ that did not pay off Scott's liabilities. It did the best it could; it
+ read his book and liked it and bought it, and encouraged the bookseller to
+ pay him well for others.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It has been also made a reproach to Spain that she has erected no monument
+ to the man she is proudest of; no monument, that is to say, of him; for
+ the bronze statue in the little garden of the Plaza de las Cortes, a fair
+ work of art no doubt, and unexceptionable had it been set up to the local
+ poet in the market-place of some provincial town, is not worthy of
+ Cervantes or of Madrid. But what need has Cervantes of "such weak witness
+ of his name;" or what could a monument do in his case except testify to
+ the self-glorification of those who had put it up? Si monumentum quoeris,
+ circumspice. The nearest bookseller's shop will show what bathos there
+ would be in a monument to the author of "Don Quixote."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nine editions of the First Part of "Don Quixote" had already appeared
+ before Cervantes died, thirty thousand copies in all, according to his own
+ estimate, and a tenth was printed at Barcelona the year after his death.
+ So large a number naturally supplied the demand for some time, but by 1634
+ it appears to have been exhausted; and from that time down to the present
+ day the stream of editions has continued to flow rapidly and regularly.
+ The translations show still more clearly in what request the book has been
+ from the very outset. In seven years from the completion of the work it
+ had been translated into the four leading languages of Europe. Except the
+ Bible, in fact, no book has been so widely diffused as "Don Quixote." The
+ "Imitatio Christi" may have been translated into as many different
+ languages, and perhaps "Robinson Crusoe" and the "Vicar of Wakefield" into
+ nearly as many, but in multiplicity of translations and editions "Don
+ Quixote" leaves them all far behind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Still more remarkable is the character of this wide diffusion. "Don
+ Quixote" has been thoroughly naturalised among people whose ideas about
+ knight-errantry, if they had any at all, were of the vaguest, who had
+ never seen or heard of a book of chivalry, who could not possibly feel the
+ humour of the burlesque or sympathise with the author's purpose. Another
+ curious fact is that this, the most cosmopolitan book in the world, is one
+ of the most intensely national. "Manon Lescaut" is not more thoroughly
+ French, "Tom Jones" not more English, "Rob Roy" not more Scotch, than "Don
+ Quixote" is Spanish, in character, in ideas, in sentiment, in local
+ colour, in everything. What, then, is the secret of this unparalleled
+ popularity, increasing year by year for well-nigh three centuries? One
+ explanation, no doubt, is that of all the books in the world, "Don
+ Quixote" is the most catholic. There is something in it for every sort of
+ reader, young or old, sage or simple, high or low. As Cervantes himself
+ says with a touch of pride, "It is thumbed and read and got by heart by
+ people of all sorts; the children turn its leaves, the young people read
+ it, the grown men understand it, the old folk praise it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it would be idle to deny that the ingredient which, more than its
+ humour, or its wisdom, or the fertility of invention or knowledge of human
+ nature it displays, has insured its success with the multitude, is the
+ vein of farce that runs through it. It was the attack upon the sheep, the
+ battle with the wine-skins, Mambrino's helmet, the balsam of Fierabras,
+ Don Quixote knocked over by the sails of the windmill, Sancho tossed in
+ the blanket, the mishaps and misadventures of master and man, that were
+ originally the great attraction, and perhaps are so still to some extent
+ with the majority of readers. It is plain that "Don Quixote" was generally
+ regarded at first, and indeed in Spain for a long time, as little more
+ than a queer droll book, full of laughable incidents and absurd
+ situations, very amusing, but not entitled to much consideration or care.
+ All the editions printed in Spain from 1637 to 1771, when the famous
+ printer Ibarra took it up, were mere trade editions, badly and carelessly
+ printed on vile paper and got up in the style of chap-books intended only
+ for popular use, with, in most instances, uncouth illustrations and
+ clap-trap additions by the publisher.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To England belongs the credit of having been the first country to
+ recognise the right of "Don Quixote" to better treatment than this. The
+ London edition of 1738, commonly called Lord Carteret's from having been
+ suggested by him, was not a mere edition de luxe. It produced "Don
+ Quixote" in becoming form as regards paper and type, and embellished with
+ plates which, if not particularly happy as illustrations, were at least
+ well intentioned and well executed, but it also aimed at correctness of
+ text, a matter to which nobody except the editors of the Valencia and
+ Brussels editions had given even a passing thought; and for a first
+ attempt it was fairly successful, for though some of its emendations are
+ inadmissible, a good many of them have been adopted by all subsequent
+ editors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The zeal of publishers, editors, and annotators brought about a remarkable
+ change of sentiment with regard to "Don Quixote." A vast number of its
+ admirers began to grow ashamed of laughing over it. It became almost a
+ crime to treat it as a humorous book. The humour was not entirely denied,
+ but, according to the new view, it was rated as an altogether secondary
+ quality, a mere accessory, nothing more than the stalking-horse under the
+ presentation of which Cervantes shot his philosophy or his satire, or
+ whatever it was he meant to shoot; for on this point opinions varied. All
+ were agreed, however, that the object he aimed at was not the books of
+ chivalry. He said emphatically in the preface to the First Part and in the
+ last sentence of the Second, that he had no other object in view than to
+ discredit these books, and this, to advanced criticism, made it clear that
+ his object must have been something else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One theory was that the book was a kind of allegory, setting forth the
+ eternal struggle between the ideal and the real, between the spirit of
+ poetry and the spirit of prose; and perhaps German philosophy never
+ evolved a more ungainly or unlikely camel out of the depths of its inner
+ consciousness. Something of the antagonism, no doubt, is to be found in
+ "Don Quixote," because it is to be found everywhere in life, and Cervantes
+ drew from life. It is difficult to imagine a community in which the
+ never-ceasing game of cross-purposes between Sancho Panza and Don Quixote
+ would not be recognized as true to nature. In the stone age, among the
+ lake dwellers, among the cave men, there were Don Quixotes and Sancho
+ Panzas; there must have been the troglodyte who never could see the facts
+ before his eyes, and the troglodyte who could see nothing else. But to
+ suppose Cervantes deliberately setting himself to expound any such idea in
+ two stout quarto volumes is to suppose something not only very unlike the
+ age in which he lived, but altogether unlike Cervantes himself, who would
+ have been the first to laugh at an attempt of the sort made by anyone
+ else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The extraordinary influence of the romances of chivalry in his day is
+ quite enough to account for the genesis of the book. Some idea of the
+ prodigious development of this branch of literature in the sixteenth
+ century may be obtained from the scrutiny of Chapter VII, if the reader
+ bears in mind that only a portion of the romances belonging to by far the
+ largest group are enumerated. As to its effect upon the nation, there is
+ abundant evidence. From the time when the Amadises and Palmerins began to
+ grow popular down to the very end of the century, there is a steady stream
+ of invective, from men whose character and position lend weight to their
+ words, against the romances of chivalry and the infatuation of their
+ readers. Ridicule was the only besom to sweep away that dust.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That this was the task Cervantes set himself, and that he had ample
+ provocation to urge him to it, will be sufficiently clear to those who
+ look into the evidence; as it will be also that it was not chivalry itself
+ that he attacked and swept away. Of all the absurdities that, thanks to
+ poetry, will be repeated to the end of time, there is no greater one than
+ saying that "Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away." In the first place
+ there was no chivalry for him to smile away. Spain's chivalry had been
+ dead for more than a century. Its work was done when Granada fell, and as
+ chivalry was essentially republican in its nature, it could not live under
+ the rule that Ferdinand substituted for the free institutions of mediaeval
+ Spain. What he did smile away was not chivalry but a degrading mockery of
+ it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The true nature of the "right arm" and the "bright array," before which,
+ according to the poet, "the world gave ground," and which Cervantes'
+ single laugh demolished, may be gathered from the words of one of his own
+ countrymen, Don Felix Pacheco, as reported by Captain George Carleton, in
+ his "Military Memoirs from 1672 to 1713." "Before the appearance in the
+ world of that labour of Cervantes," he said, "it was next to an
+ impossibility for a man to walk the streets with any delight or without
+ danger. There were seen so many cavaliers prancing and curvetting before
+ the windows of their mistresses, that a stranger would have imagined the
+ whole nation to have been nothing less than a race of knight-errants. But
+ after the world became a little acquainted with that notable history, the
+ man that was seen in that once celebrated drapery was pointed at as a Don
+ Quixote, and found himself the jest of high and low. And I verily believe
+ that to this, and this only, we owe that dampness and poverty of spirit
+ which has run through all our councils for a century past, so little
+ agreeable to those nobler actions of our famous ancestors."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To call "Don Quixote" a sad book, preaching a pessimist view of life,
+ argues a total misconception of its drift. It would be so if its moral
+ were that, in this world, true enthusiasm naturally leads to ridicule and
+ discomfiture. But it preaches nothing of the sort; its moral, so far as it
+ can be said to have one, is that the spurious enthusiasm that is born of
+ vanity and self-conceit, that is made an end in itself, not a means to an
+ end, that acts on mere impulse, regardless of circumstances and
+ consequences, is mischievous to its owner, and a very considerable
+ nuisance to the community at large. To those who cannot distinguish
+ between the one kind and the other, no doubt "Don Quixote" is a sad book;
+ no doubt to some minds it is very sad that a man who had just uttered so
+ beautiful a sentiment as that "it is a hard case to make slaves of those
+ whom God and Nature made free," should be ungratefully pelted by the
+ scoundrels his crazy philanthropy had let loose on society; but to others
+ of a more judicial cast it will be a matter of regret that reckless
+ self-sufficient enthusiasm is not oftener requited in some such way for
+ all the mischief it does in the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A very slight examination of the structure of "Don Quixote" will suffice
+ to show that Cervantes had no deep design or elaborate plan in his mind
+ when he began the book. When he wrote those lines in which "with a few
+ strokes of a great master he sets before us the pauper gentleman," he had
+ no idea of the goal to which his imagination was leading him. There can be
+ little doubt that all he contemplated was a short tale to range with those
+ he had already written, a tale setting forth the ludicrous results that
+ might be expected to follow the attempt of a crazy gentleman to act the
+ part of a knight-errant in modern life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is plain, for one thing, that Sancho Panza did not enter into the
+ original scheme, for had Cervantes thought of him he certainly would not
+ have omitted him in his hero's outfit, which he obviously meant to be
+ complete. Him we owe to the landlord's chance remark in Chapter III that
+ knights seldom travelled without squires. To try to think of a Don Quixote
+ without Sancho Panza is like trying to think of a one-bladed pair of
+ scissors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The story was written at first, like the others, without any division and
+ without the intervention of Cid Hamete Benengeli; and it seems not
+ unlikely that Cervantes had some intention of bringing Dulcinea, or
+ Aldonza Lorenzo, on the scene in person. It was probably the ransacking of
+ the Don's library and the discussion on the books of chivalry that first
+ suggested it to him that his idea was capable of development. What, if
+ instead of a mere string of farcical misadventures, he were to make his
+ tale a burlesque of one of these books, caricaturing their style,
+ incidents, and spirit?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In pursuance of this change of plan, he hastily and somewhat clumsily
+ divided what he had written into chapters on the model of "Amadis,"
+ invented the fable of a mysterious Arabic manuscript, and set up Cid
+ Hamete Benengeli in imitation of the almost invariable practice of the
+ chivalry-romance authors, who were fond of tracing their books to some
+ recondite source. In working out the new ideas, he soon found the value of
+ Sancho Panza. Indeed, the keynote, not only to Sancho's part, but to the
+ whole book, is struck in the first words Sancho utters when he announces
+ his intention of taking his ass with him. "About the ass," we are told,
+ "Don Quixote hesitated a little, trying whether he could call to mind any
+ knight-errant taking with him an esquire mounted on ass-back; but no
+ instance occurred to his memory." We can see the whole scene at a glance,
+ the stolid unconsciousness of Sancho and the perplexity of his master,
+ upon whose perception the incongruity has just forced itself. This is
+ Sancho's mission throughout the book; he is an unconscious Mephistopheles,
+ always unwittingly making mockery of his master's aspirations, always
+ exposing the fallacy of his ideas by some unintentional ad absurdum,
+ always bringing him back to the world of fact and commonplace by force of
+ sheer stolidity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the time Cervantes had got his volume of novels off his hands, and
+ summoned up resolution enough to set about the Second Part in earnest, the
+ case was very much altered. Don Quixote and Sancho Panza had not merely
+ found favour, but had already become, what they have never since ceased to
+ be, veritable entities to the popular imagination. There was no occasion
+ for him now to interpolate extraneous matter; nay, his readers told him
+ plainly that what they wanted of him was more Don Quixote and more Sancho
+ Panza, and not novels, tales, or digressions. To himself, too, his
+ creations had become realities, and he had become proud of them,
+ especially of Sancho. He began the Second Part, therefore, under very
+ different conditions, and the difference makes itself manifest at once.
+ Even in translation the style will be seen to be far easier, more flowing,
+ more natural, and more like that of a man sure of himself and of his
+ audience. Don Quixote and Sancho undergo a change also. In the First Part,
+ Don Quixote has no character or individuality whatever. He is nothing more
+ than a crazy representative of the sentiments of the chivalry romances. In
+ all that he says and does he is simply repeating the lesson he has learned
+ from his books; and therefore, it is absurd to speak of him in the gushing
+ strain of the sentimental critics when they dilate upon his nobleness,
+ disinterestedness, dauntless courage, and so forth. It was the business of
+ a knight-errant to right wrongs, redress injuries, and succour the
+ distressed, and this, as a matter of course, he makes his business when he
+ takes up the part; a knight-errant was bound to be intrepid, and so he
+ feels bound to cast fear aside. Of all Byron's melodious nonsense about
+ Don Quixote, the most nonsensical statement is that "'t is his virtue
+ makes him mad!" The exact opposite is the truth; it is his madness makes
+ him virtuous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the Second Part, Cervantes repeatedly reminds the reader, as if it was
+ a point upon which he was anxious there should be no mistake, that his
+ hero's madness is strictly confined to delusions on the subject of
+ chivalry, and that on every other subject he is discreto, one, in fact,
+ whose faculty of discernment is in perfect order. The advantage of this is
+ that he is enabled to make use of Don Quixote as a mouthpiece for his own
+ reflections, and so, without seeming to digress, allow himself the relief
+ of digression when he requires it, as freely as in a commonplace book.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is true the amount of individuality bestowed upon Don Quixote is not
+ very great. There are some natural touches of character about him, such as
+ his mixture of irascibility and placability, and his curious affection for
+ Sancho together with his impatience of the squire's loquacity and
+ impertinence; but in the main, apart from his craze, he is little more
+ than a thoughtful, cultured gentleman, with instinctive good taste and a
+ great deal of shrewdness and originality of mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As to Sancho, it is plain, from the concluding words of the preface to the
+ First Part, that he was a favourite with his creator even before he had
+ been taken into favour by the public. An inferior genius, taking him in
+ hand a second time, would very likely have tried to improve him by making
+ him more comical, clever, amiable, or virtuous. But Cervantes was too true
+ an artist to spoil his work in this way. Sancho, when he reappears, is the
+ old Sancho with the old familiar features; but with a difference; they
+ have been brought out more distinctly, but at the same time with a careful
+ avoidance of anything like caricature; the outline has been filled in
+ where filling in was necessary, and, vivified by a few touches of a
+ master's hand, Sancho stands before us as he might in a character portrait
+ by Velazquez. He is a much more important and prominent figure in the
+ Second Part than in the First; indeed, it is his matchless mendacity about
+ Dulcinea that to a great extent supplies the action of the story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ His development in this respect is as remarkable as in any other. In the
+ First Part he displays a great natural gift of lying. His lies are not of
+ the highly imaginative sort that liars in fiction commonly indulge in;
+ like Falstaff's, they resemble the father that begets them; they are
+ simple, homely, plump lies; plain working lies, in short. But in the
+ service of such a master as Don Quixote he develops rapidly, as we see
+ when he comes to palm off the three country wenches as Dulcinea and her
+ ladies in waiting. It is worth noticing how, flushed by his success in
+ this instance, he is tempted afterwards to try a flight beyond his powers
+ in his account of the journey on Clavileno.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the Second Part it is the spirit rather than the incidents of the
+ chivalry romances that is the subject of the burlesque. Enchantments of
+ the sort travestied in those of Dulcinea and the Trifaldi and the cave of
+ Montesinos play a leading part in the later and inferior romances, and
+ another distinguishing feature is caricatured in Don Quixote's blind
+ adoration of Dulcinea. In the romances of chivalry love is either a mere
+ animalism or a fantastic idolatry. Only a coarse-minded man would care to
+ make merry with the former, but to one of Cervantes' humour the latter was
+ naturally an attractive subject for ridicule. Like everything else in
+ these romances, it is a gross exaggeration of the real sentiment of
+ chivalry, but its peculiar extravagance is probably due to the influence
+ of those masters of hyperbole, the Provencal poets. When a troubadour
+ professed his readiness to obey his lady in all things, he made it
+ incumbent upon the next comer, if he wished to avoid the imputation of
+ tameness and commonplace, to declare himself the slave of her will, which
+ the next was compelled to cap by some still stronger declaration; and so
+ expressions of devotion went on rising one above the other like biddings
+ at an auction, and a conventional language of gallantry and theory of love
+ came into being that in time permeated the literature of Southern Europe,
+ and bore fruit, in one direction in the transcendental worship of Beatrice
+ and Laura, and in another in the grotesque idolatry which found exponents
+ in writers like Feliciano de Silva. This is what Cervantes deals with in
+ Don Quixote's passion for Dulcinea, and in no instance has he carried out
+ the burlesque more happily. By keeping Dulcinea in the background, and
+ making her a vague shadowy being of whose very existence we are left in
+ doubt, he invests Don Quixote's worship of her virtues and charms with an
+ additional extravagance, and gives still more point to the caricature of
+ the sentiment and language of the romances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of the great merits of "Don Quixote," and one of the qualities that
+ have secured its acceptance by all classes of readers and made it the most
+ cosmopolitan of books, is its simplicity. There are, of course, points
+ obvious enough to a Spanish seventeenth century audience which do not
+ immediately strike a reader now-a-days, and Cervantes often takes it for
+ granted that an allusion will be generally understood which is only
+ intelligible to a few. For example, on many of his readers in Spain, and
+ most of his readers out of it, the significance of his choice of a country
+ for his hero is completely lost. It would be going too far to say that no
+ one can thoroughly comprehend "Don Quixote" without having seen La Mancha,
+ but undoubtedly even a glimpse of La Mancha will give an insight into the
+ meaning of Cervantes such as no commentator can give. Of all the regions
+ of Spain it is the last that would suggest the idea of romance. Of all the
+ dull central plateau of the Peninsula it is the dullest tract. There is
+ something impressive about the grim solitudes of Estremadura; and if the
+ plains of Leon and Old Castile are bald and dreary, they are studded with
+ old cities renowned in history and rich in relics of the past. But there
+ is no redeeming feature in the Manchegan landscape; it has all the
+ sameness of the desert without its dignity; the few towns and villages
+ that break its monotony are mean and commonplace, there is nothing
+ venerable about them, they have not even the picturesqueness of poverty;
+ indeed, Don Quixote's own village, Argamasilla, has a sort of oppressive
+ respectability in the prim regularity of its streets and houses;
+ everything is ignoble; the very windmills are the ugliest and shabbiest of
+ the windmill kind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To anyone who knew the country well, the mere style and title of "Don
+ Quixote of La Mancha" gave the key to the author's meaning at once. La
+ Mancha as the knight's country and scene of his chivalries is of a piece
+ with the pasteboard helmet, the farm-labourer on ass-back for a squire,
+ knighthood conferred by a rascally ventero, convicts taken for victims of
+ oppression, and the rest of the incongruities between Don Quixote's world
+ and the world he lived in, between things as he saw them and things as
+ they were.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is strange that this element of incongruity, underlying the whole
+ humour and purpose of the book, should have been so little heeded by the
+ majority of those who have undertaken to interpret "Don Quixote." It has
+ been completely overlooked, for example, by the illustrators. To be sure,
+ the great majority of the artists who illustrated "Don Quixote" knew
+ nothing whatever of Spain. To them a venta conveyed no idea but the
+ abstract one of a roadside inn, and they could not therefore do full
+ justice to the humour of Don Quixote's misconception in taking it for a
+ castle, or perceive the remoteness of all its realities from his ideal.
+ But even when better informed they seem to have no apprehension of the
+ full force of the discrepancy. Take, for instance, Gustave Dore's drawing
+ of Don Quixote watching his armour in the inn-yard. Whether or not the
+ Venta de Quesada on the Seville road is, as tradition maintains, the inn
+ described in "Don Quixote," beyond all question it was just such an
+ inn-yard as the one behind it that Cervantes had in his mind's eye, and it
+ was on just such a rude stone trough as that beside the primitive
+ draw-well in the corner that he meant Don Quixote to deposit his armour.
+ Gustave Dore makes it an elaborate fountain such as no arriero ever
+ watered his mules at in the corral of any venta in Spain, and thereby
+ entirely misses the point aimed at by Cervantes. It is the mean, prosaic,
+ commonplace character of all the surroundings and circumstances that gives
+ a significance to Don Quixote's vigil and the ceremony that follows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cervantes' humour is for the most part of that broader and simpler sort,
+ the strength of which lies in the perception of the incongruous. It is the
+ incongruity of Sancho in all his ways, words, and works, with the ideas
+ and aims of his master, quite as much as the wonderful vitality and truth
+ to nature of the character, that makes him the most humorous creation in
+ the whole range of fiction. That unsmiling gravity of which Cervantes was
+ the first great master, "Cervantes' serious air," which sits naturally on
+ Swift alone, perhaps, of later humourists, is essential to this kind of
+ humour, and here again Cervantes has suffered at the hands of his
+ interpreters. Nothing, unless indeed the coarse buffoonery of Phillips,
+ could be more out of place in an attempt to represent Cervantes, than a
+ flippant, would-be facetious style, like that of Motteux's version for
+ example, or the sprightly, jaunty air, French translators sometimes adopt.
+ It is the grave matter-of-factness of the narrative, and the apparent
+ unconsciousness of the author that he is saying anything ludicrous,
+ anything but the merest commonplace, that give its peculiar flavour to the
+ humour of Cervantes. His, in fact, is the exact opposite of the humour of
+ Sterne and the self-conscious humourists. Even when Uncle Toby is at his
+ best, you are always aware of "the man Sterne" behind him, watching you
+ over his shoulder to see what effect he is producing. Cervantes always
+ leaves you alone with Don Quixote and Sancho. He and Swift and the great
+ humourists always keep themselves out of sight, or, more properly
+ speaking, never think about themselves at all, unlike our latter-day
+ school of humourists, who seem to have revived the old horse-collar
+ method, and try to raise a laugh by some grotesque assumption of
+ ignorance, imbecility, or bad taste.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is true that to do full justice to Spanish humour in any other language
+ is well-nigh an impossibility. There is a natural gravity and a sonorous
+ stateliness about Spanish, be it ever so colloquial, that make an
+ absurdity doubly absurd, and give plausibility to the most preposterous
+ statement. This is what makes Sancho Panza's drollery the despair of the
+ conscientious translator. Sancho's curt comments can never fall flat, but
+ they lose half their flavour when transferred from their native Castilian
+ into any other medium. But if foreigners have failed to do justice to the
+ humour of Cervantes, they are no worse than his own countrymen. Indeed,
+ were it not for the Spanish peasant's relish of "Don Quixote," one might
+ be tempted to think that the great humourist was not looked upon as a
+ humourist at all in his own country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The craze of Don Quixote seems, in some instances, to have communicated
+ itself to his critics, making them see things that are not in the book and
+ run full tilt at phantoms that have no existence save in their own
+ imaginations. Like a good many critics now-a-days, they forget that
+ screams are not criticism, and that it is only vulgar tastes that are
+ influenced by strings of superlatives, three-piled hyperboles, and pompous
+ epithets. But what strikes one as particularly strange is that while they
+ deal in extravagant eulogies, and ascribe all manner of imaginary ideas
+ and qualities to Cervantes, they show no perception of the quality that
+ ninety-nine out of a hundred of his readers would rate highest in him, and
+ hold to be the one that raises him above all rivalry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To speak of "Don Quixote" as if it were merely a humorous book would be a
+ manifest misdescription. Cervantes at times makes it a kind of commonplace
+ book for occasional essays and criticisms, or for the observations and
+ reflections and gathered wisdom of a long and stirring life. It is a mine
+ of shrewd observation on mankind and human nature. Among modern novels
+ there may be, here and there, more elaborate studies of character, but
+ there is no book richer in individualised character. What Coleridge said
+ of Shakespeare in minimis is true of Cervantes; he never, even for the
+ most temporary purpose, puts forward a lay figure. There is life and
+ individuality in all his characters, however little they may have to do,
+ or however short a time they may be before the reader. Samson Carrasco,
+ the curate, Teresa Panza, Altisidora, even the two students met on the
+ road to the cave of Montesinos, all live and move and have their being;
+ and it is characteristic of the broad humanity of Cervantes that there is
+ not a hateful one among them all. Even poor Maritornes, with her
+ deplorable morals, has a kind heart of her own and "some faint and distant
+ resemblance to a Christian about her;" and as for Sancho, though on
+ dissection we fail to find a lovable trait in him, unless it be a sort of
+ dog-like affection for his master, who is there that in his heart does not
+ love him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it is, after all, the humour of "Don Quixote" that distinguishes it
+ from all other books of the romance kind. It is this that makes it, as one
+ of the most judicial-minded of modern critics calls it, "the best novel in
+ the world beyond all comparison." It is its varied humour, ranging from
+ broad farce to comedy as subtle as Shakespeare's or Moliere's that has
+ naturalised it in every country where there are readers, and made it a
+ classic in every language that has a literature.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ SOME COMMENDATORY VERSES
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+
+URGANDA THE UNKNOWN
+
+To the book of Don Quixote of la Mancha
+
+ If to be welcomed by the good,
+ O Book! thou make thy steady aim,
+ No empty chatterer will dare
+ To question or dispute thy claim.
+ But if perchance thou hast a mind
+ To win of idiots approbation,
+ Lost labour will be thy reward,
+ Though they'll pretend appreciation.
+
+ They say a goodly shade he finds
+ Who shelters 'neath a goodly tree;
+ And such a one thy kindly star
+ In Bejar bath provided thee:
+ A royal tree whose spreading boughs
+ A show of princely fruit display;
+ A tree that bears a noble Duke,
+ The Alexander of his day.
+
+ Of a Manchegan gentleman
+ Thy purpose is to tell the story,
+ Relating how he lost his wits
+ O'er idle tales of love and glory,
+ Of "ladies, arms, and cavaliers:"
+ A new Orlando Furioso&mdash;
+ Innamorato, rather&mdash;who
+ Won Dulcinea del Toboso.
+
+ Put no vain emblems on thy shield;
+ All figures&mdash;that is bragging play.
+ A modest dedication make,
+ And give no scoffer room to say,
+ "What! Alvaro de Luna here?
+ Or is it Hannibal again?
+ Or does King Francis at Madrid
+ Once more of destiny complain?"
+
+ Since Heaven it hath not pleased on thee
+ Deep erudition to bestow,
+ Or black Latino's gift of tongues,
+ No Latin let thy pages show.
+ Ape not philosophy or wit,
+ Lest one who cannot comprehend,
+ Make a wry face at thee and ask,
+ "Why offer flowers to me, my friend?"
+
+ Be not a meddler; no affair
+ Of thine the life thy neighbours lead:
+ Be prudent; oft the random jest
+ Recoils upon the jester's head.
+ Thy constant labour let it be
+ To earn thyself an honest name,
+ For fooleries preserved in print
+ Are perpetuity of shame.
+
+ A further counsel bear in mind:
+ If that thy roof be made of glass,
+ It shows small wit to pick up stones
+ To pelt the people as they pass.
+ Win the attention of the wise,
+ And give the thinker food for thought;
+ Whoso indites frivolities,
+ Will but by simpletons be sought.
+
+
+
+
+ AMADIS OF GAUL
+ To Don Quixote of la Mancha
+
+SONNET
+
+ Thou that didst imitate that life of mine
+ When I in lonely sadness on the great
+ Rock Pena Pobre sat disconsolate,
+ In self-imposed penance there to pine;
+ Thou, whose sole beverage was the bitter brine
+ Of thine own tears, and who withouten plate
+ Of silver, copper, tin, in lowly state
+ Off the bare earth and on earth's fruits didst dine;
+ Live thou, of thine eternal glory sure.
+ So long as on the round of the fourth sphere
+ The bright Apollo shall his coursers steer,
+ In thy renown thou shalt remain secure,
+ Thy country's name in story shall endure,
+ And thy sage author stand without a peer.
+
+
+
+
+DON BELIANIS OF GREECE
+To Don Quixote of la Mancha
+
+SONNET
+
+ In slashing, hewing, cleaving, word and deed,
+ I was the foremost knight of chivalry,
+ Stout, bold, expert, as e'er the world did see;
+ Thousands from the oppressor's wrong I freed;
+ Great were my feats, eternal fame their meed;
+ In love I proved my truth and loyalty;
+ The hugest giant was a dwarf for me;
+ Ever to knighthood's laws gave I good heed.
+ My mastery the Fickle Goddess owned,
+ And even Chance, submitting to control,
+ Grasped by the forelock, yielded to my will.
+ Yet&mdash;though above yon horned moon enthroned
+ My fortune seems to sit&mdash;great Quixote, still
+ Envy of thy achievements fills my soul.
+
+
+
+
+THE LADY OF ORIANA
+To Dulcinea del Toboso
+
+SONNET
+
+ Oh, fairest Dulcinea, could it be!
+ It were a pleasant fancy to suppose so&mdash;
+ Could Miraflores change to El Toboso,
+ And London's town to that which shelters thee!
+ Oh, could mine but acquire that livery
+ Of countless charms thy mind and body show so!
+ Or him, now famous grown&mdash;thou mad'st him grow so&mdash;
+ Thy knight, in some dread combat could I see!
+ Oh, could I be released from Amadis
+ By exercise of such coy chastity
+ As led thee gentle Quixote to dismiss!
+ Then would my heavy sorrow turn to joy;
+ None would I envy, all would envy me,
+ And happiness be mine without alloy.
+
+
+
+
+GANDALIN, SQUIRE OF AMADIS OF GAUL,
+To Sancho Panza, squire of Don Quixote
+
+SONNET
+
+ All hail, illustrious man! Fortune, when she
+ Bound thee apprentice to the esquire trade,
+ Her care and tenderness of thee displayed,
+ Shaping thy course from misadventure free.
+ No longer now doth proud knight-errantry
+ Regard with scorn the sickle and the spade;
+ Of towering arrogance less count is made
+ Than of plain esquire-like simplicity.
+ I envy thee thy Dapple, and thy name,
+ And those alforjas thou wast wont to stuff
+ With comforts that thy providence proclaim.
+ Excellent Sancho! hail to thee again!
+ To thee alone the Ovid of our Spain
+ Does homage with the rustic kiss and cuff.
+
+
+
+
+ FROM EL DONOSO, THE MOTLEY POET,
+
+On Sancho Panza and Rocinante
+
+ON SANCHO
+
+I am the esquire Sancho Pan&mdash;
+Who served Don Quixote of La Man&mdash;;
+But from his service I retreat&mdash;,
+Resolved to pass my life discreet&mdash;;
+For Villadiego, called the Si&mdash;,
+Maintained that only in reti&mdash;
+Was found the secret of well-be&mdash;,
+According to the "Celesti&mdash;:"
+A book divine, except for sin&mdash;
+By speech too plain, in my opin&mdash;
+
+
+
+
+ON ROCINANTE
+
+I am that Rocinante fa&mdash;,
+Great-grandson of great Babie&mdash;,
+Who, all for being lean and bon&mdash;,
+Had one Don Quixote for an own&mdash;;
+But if I matched him well in weak&mdash;,
+I never took short commons meek&mdash;,
+But kept myself in corn by steal&mdash;,
+A trick I learned from Lazaril&mdash;,
+When with a piece of straw so neat&mdash;
+The blind man of his wine he cheat&mdash;.
+
+
+
+
+ORLANDO FURIOSO
+To Don Quixote of La Mancha
+
+SONNET
+
+ If thou art not a Peer, peer thou hast none;
+ Among a thousand Peers thou art a peer;
+ Nor is there room for one when thou art near,
+ Unvanquished victor, great unconquered one!
+ Orlando, by Angelica undone,
+ Am I; o'er distant seas condemned to steer,
+ And to Fame's altars as an offering bear
+ Valour respected by Oblivion.
+ I cannot be thy rival, for thy fame
+ And prowess rise above all rivalry,
+ Albeit both bereft of wits we go.
+ But, though the Scythian or the Moor to tame
+ Was not thy lot, still thou dost rival me:
+ Love binds us in a fellowship of woe.
+
+
+
+
+THE KNIGHT OF PHOEBUS
+
+To Don Quixote of La Mancha
+
+ My sword was not to be compared with thine
+ Phoebus of Spain, marvel of courtesy,
+ Nor with thy famous arm this hand of mine
+ That smote from east to west as lightnings fly.
+ I scorned all empire, and that monarchy
+ The rosy east held out did I resign
+ For one glance of Claridiana's eye,
+ The bright Aurora for whose love I pine.
+ A miracle of constancy my love;
+ And banished by her ruthless cruelty,
+ This arm had might the rage of Hell to tame.
+ But, Gothic Quixote, happier thou dost prove,
+ For thou dost live in Dulcinea's name,
+ And famous, honoured, wise, she lives in thee.
+
+
+
+
+FROM SOLISDAN
+To Don Quixote of La Mancha
+
+SONNET
+
+ Your fantasies, Sir Quixote, it is true,
+ That crazy brain of yours have quite upset,
+ But aught of base or mean hath never yet
+ Been charged by any in reproach to you.
+ Your deeds are open proof in all men's view;
+ For you went forth injustice to abate,
+ And for your pains sore drubbings did you get
+ From many a rascally and ruffian crew.
+ If the fair Dulcinea, your heart's queen,
+ Be unrelenting in her cruelty,
+ If still your woe be powerless to move her,
+ In such hard case your comfort let it be
+ That Sancho was a sorry go-between:
+ A booby he, hard-hearted she, and you no lover.
+
+
+
+
+DIALOGUE
+Between Babieca and Rocinante
+
+SONNET
+
+B. "How comes it, Rocinante, you're so lean?"
+R. "I'm underfed, with overwork I'm worn."
+B. "But what becomes of all the hay and corn?"
+R. "My master gives me none; he's much too mean."
+B. "Come, come, you show ill-breeding, sir, I ween;
+ 'T is like an ass your master thus to scorn."
+R. He is an ass, will die an ass, an ass was born;
+ Why, he's in love; what's what's plainer to be seen?"
+B. "To be in love is folly?"&mdash;R. "No great sense."
+B. "You're metaphysical."&mdash;R. "From want of food."
+B. "Rail at the squire, then."&mdash;R. "Why, what's the good?
+ I might indeed complain of him, I grant ye,
+ But, squire or master, where's the difference?
+ They're both as sorry hacks as Rocinante."
+
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p005" id="p005"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p005.jpg (171K)" src="images/p005.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p005.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ THE AUTHOR'S PREFACE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Idle reader: thou mayest believe me without any oath that I would this
+ book, as it is the child of my brain, were the fairest, gayest, and
+ cleverest that could be imagined. But I could not counteract Nature's law
+ that everything shall beget its like; and what, then, could this sterile,
+ illtilled wit of mine beget but the story of a dry, shrivelled, whimsical
+ offspring, full of thoughts of all sorts and such as never came into any
+ other imagination&mdash;just what might be begotten in a prison, where
+ every misery is lodged and every doleful sound makes its dwelling?
+ Tranquillity, a cheerful retreat, pleasant fields, bright skies, murmuring
+ brooks, peace of mind, these are the things that go far to make even the
+ most barren muses fertile, and bring into the world births that fill it
+ with wonder and delight. Sometimes when a father has an ugly, loutish son,
+ the love he bears him so blindfolds his eyes that he does not see his
+ defects, or, rather, takes them for gifts and charms of mind and body, and
+ talks of them to his friends as wit and grace. I, however&mdash;for though
+ I pass for the father, I am but the stepfather to "Don Quixote"&mdash;have
+ no desire to go with the current of custom, or to implore thee, dearest
+ reader, almost with tears in my eyes, as others do, to pardon or excuse
+ the defects thou wilt perceive in this child of mine. Thou art neither its
+ kinsman nor its friend, thy soul is thine own and thy will as free as any
+ man's, whate'er he be, thou art in thine own house and master of it as
+ much as the king of his taxes and thou knowest the common saying, "Under
+ my cloak I kill the king;" all which exempts and frees thee from every
+ consideration and obligation, and thou canst say what thou wilt of the
+ story without fear of being abused for any ill or rewarded for any good
+ thou mayest say of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My wish would be simply to present it to thee plain and unadorned, without
+ any embellishment of preface or uncountable muster of customary sonnets,
+ epigrams, and eulogies, such as are commonly put at the beginning of
+ books. For I can tell thee, though composing it cost me some labour, I
+ found none greater than the making of this Preface thou art now reading.
+ Many times did I take up my pen to write it, and many did I lay it down
+ again, not knowing what to write. One of these times, as I was pondering
+ with the paper before me, a pen in my ear, my elbow on the desk, and my
+ cheek in my hand, thinking of what I should say, there came in
+ unexpectedly a certain lively, clever friend of mine, who, seeing me so
+ deep in thought, asked the reason; to which I, making no mystery of it,
+ answered that I was thinking of the Preface I had to make for the story of
+ "Don Quixote," which so troubled me that I had a mind not to make any at
+ all, nor even publish the achievements of so noble a knight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For, how could you expect me not to feel uneasy about what that ancient
+ lawgiver they call the Public will say when it sees me, after slumbering
+ so many years in the silence of oblivion, coming out now with all my years
+ upon my back, and with a book as dry as a rush, devoid of invention,
+ meagre in style, poor in thoughts, wholly wanting in learning and wisdom,
+ without quotations in the margin or annotations at the end, after the
+ fashion of other books I see, which, though all fables and profanity, are
+ so full of maxims from Aristotle, and Plato, and the whole herd of
+ philosophers, that they fill the readers with amazement and convince them
+ that the authors are men of learning, erudition, and eloquence. And then,
+ when they quote the Holy Scriptures!&mdash;anyone would say they are St.
+ Thomases or other doctors of the Church, observing as they do a decorum so
+ ingenious that in one sentence they describe a distracted lover and in the
+ next deliver a devout little sermon that it is a pleasure and a treat to
+ hear and read. Of all this there will be nothing in my book, for I have
+ nothing to quote in the margin or to note at the end, and still less do I
+ know what authors I follow in it, to place them at the beginning, as all
+ do, under the letters A, B, C, beginning with Aristotle and ending with
+ Xenophon, or Zoilus, or Zeuxis, though one was a slanderer and the other a
+ painter. Also my book must do without sonnets at the beginning, at least
+ sonnets whose authors are dukes, marquises, counts, bishops, ladies, or
+ famous poets. Though if I were to ask two or three obliging friends, I
+ know they would give me them, and such as the productions of those that
+ have the highest reputation in our Spain could not equal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In short, my friend," I continued, "I am determined that Senor Don
+ Quixote shall remain buried in the archives of his own La Mancha until
+ Heaven provide some one to garnish him with all those things he stands in
+ need of; because I find myself, through my shallowness and want of
+ learning, unequal to supplying them, and because I am by nature shy and
+ careless about hunting for authors to say what I myself can say without
+ them. Hence the cogitation and abstraction you found me in, and reason
+ enough, what you have heard from me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hearing this, my friend, giving himself a slap on the forehead and
+ breaking into a hearty laugh, exclaimed, "Before God, Brother, now am I
+ disabused of an error in which I have been living all this long time I
+ have known you, all through which I have taken you to be shrewd and
+ sensible in all you do; but now I see you are as far from that as the
+ heaven is from the earth. It is possible that things of so little moment
+ and so easy to set right can occupy and perplex a ripe wit like yours, fit
+ to break through and crush far greater obstacles? By my faith, this comes,
+ not of any want of ability, but of too much indolence and too little
+ knowledge of life. Do you want to know if I am telling the truth? Well,
+ then, attend to me, and you will see how, in the opening and shutting of
+ an eye, I sweep away all your difficulties, and supply all those
+ deficiencies which you say check and discourage you from bringing before
+ the world the story of your famous Don Quixote, the light and mirror of
+ all knight-errantry."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Say on," said I, listening to his talk; "how do you propose to make up
+ for my diffidence, and reduce to order this chaos of perplexity I am in?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which he made answer, "Your first difficulty about the sonnets,
+ epigrams, or complimentary verses which you want for the beginning, and
+ which ought to be by persons of importance and rank, can be removed if you
+ yourself take a little trouble to make them; you can afterwards baptise
+ them, and put any name you like to them, fathering them on Prester John of
+ the Indies or the Emperor of Trebizond, who, to my knowledge, were said to
+ have been famous poets: and even if they were not, and any pedants or
+ bachelors should attack you and question the fact, never care two
+ maravedis for that, for even if they prove a lie against you they cannot
+ cut off the hand you wrote it with.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As to references in the margin to the books and authors from whom you
+ take the aphorisms and sayings you put into your story, it is only
+ contriving to fit in nicely any sentences or scraps of Latin you may
+ happen to have by heart, or at any rate that will not give you much
+ trouble to look up; so as, when you speak of freedom and captivity, to
+ insert
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <i>Non bene pro toto libertas venditur auro;</i>
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ and then refer in the margin to Horace, or whoever said it; or, if you
+ allude to the power of death, to come in with&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <i>Pallida mors Aequo pulsat pede pauperum tabernas,<br /> Regumque
+ turres.</i>
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "If it be friendship and the love God bids us bear to our enemy, go at
+ once to the Holy Scriptures, which you can do with a very small amount of
+ research, and quote no less than the words of God himself: Ego autem dico
+ vobis: diligite inimicos vestros. If you speak of evil thoughts, turn to
+ the Gospel: De corde exeunt cogitationes malae. If of the fickleness of
+ friends, there is Cato, who will give you his distich:
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <i>Donec eris felix multos numerabis amicos,<br /> Tempora si fuerint
+ nubila, solus eris.</i>
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "With these and such like bits of Latin they will take you for a
+ grammarian at all events, and that now-a-days is no small honour and
+ profit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With regard to adding annotations at the end of the book, you may safely
+ do it in this way. If you mention any giant in your book contrive that it
+ shall be the giant Goliath, and with this alone, which will cost you
+ almost nothing, you have a grand note, for you can put&mdash;The giant
+ Golias or Goliath was a Philistine whom the shepherd David slew by a
+ mighty stone-cast in the Terebinth valley, as is related in the Book of
+ Kings&mdash;in the chapter where you find it written.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Next, to prove yourself a man of erudition in polite literature and
+ cosmography, manage that the river Tagus shall be named in your story, and
+ there you are at once with another famous annotation, setting forth&mdash;The
+ river Tagus was so called after a King of Spain: it has its source in such
+ and such a place and falls into the ocean, kissing the walls of the famous
+ city of Lisbon, and it is a common belief that it has golden sands, etc.
+ If you should have anything to do with robbers, I will give you the story
+ of Cacus, for I have it by heart; if with loose women, there is the Bishop
+ of Mondonedo, who will give you the loan of Lamia, Laida, and Flora, any
+ reference to whom will bring you great credit; if with hard-hearted ones,
+ Ovid will furnish you with Medea; if with witches or enchantresses, Homer
+ has Calypso, and Virgil Circe; if with valiant captains, Julius Caesar
+ himself will lend you himself in his own 'Commentaries,' and Plutarch will
+ give you a thousand Alexanders. If you should deal with love, with two
+ ounces you may know of Tuscan you can go to Leon the Hebrew, who will
+ supply you to your heart's content; or if you should not care to go to
+ foreign countries you have at home Fonseca's 'Of the Love of God,' in
+ which is condensed all that you or the most imaginative mind can want on
+ the subject. In short, all you have to do is to manage to quote these
+ names, or refer to these stories I have mentioned, and leave it to me to
+ insert the annotations and quotations, and I swear by all that's good to
+ fill your margins and use up four sheets at the end of the book.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Now let us come to those references to authors which other books have,
+ and you want for yours. The remedy for this is very simple: You have only
+ to look out for some book that quotes them all, from A to Z as you say
+ yourself, and then insert the very same alphabet in your book, and though
+ the imposition may be plain to see, because you have so little need to
+ borrow from them, that is no matter; there will probably be some simple
+ enough to believe that you have made use of them all in this plain,
+ artless story of yours. At any rate, if it answers no other purpose, this
+ long catalogue of authors will serve to give a surprising look of
+ authority to your book. Besides, no one will trouble himself to verify
+ whether you have followed them or whether you have not, being no way
+ concerned in it; especially as, if I mistake not, this book of yours has
+ no need of any one of those things you say it wants, for it is, from
+ beginning to end, an attack upon the books of chivalry, of which Aristotle
+ never dreamt, nor St. Basil said a word, nor Cicero had any knowledge; nor
+ do the niceties of truth nor the observations of astrology come within the
+ range of its fanciful vagaries; nor have geometrical measurements or
+ refutations of the arguments used in rhetoric anything to do with it; nor
+ does it mean to preach to anybody, mixing up things human and divine, a
+ sort of motley in which no Christian understanding should dress itself. It
+ has only to avail itself of truth to nature in its composition, and the
+ more perfect the imitation the better the work will be. And as this piece
+ of yours aims at nothing more than to destroy the authority and influence
+ which books of chivalry have in the world and with the public, there is no
+ need for you to go a-begging for aphorisms from philosophers, precepts
+ from Holy Scripture, fables from poets, speeches from orators, or miracles
+ from saints; but merely to take care that your style and diction run
+ musically, pleasantly, and plainly, with clear, proper, and well-placed
+ words, setting forth your purpose to the best of your power, and putting
+ your ideas intelligibly, without confusion or obscurity. Strive, too, that
+ in reading your story the melancholy may be moved to laughter, and the
+ merry made merrier still; that the simple shall not be wearied, that the
+ judicious shall admire the invention, that the grave shall not despise it,
+ nor the wise fail to praise it. Finally, keep your aim fixed on the
+ destruction of that ill-founded edifice of the books of chivalry, hated by
+ some and praised by many more; for if you succeed in this you will have
+ achieved no small success."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In profound silence I listened to what my friend said, and his
+ observations made such an impression on me that, without attempting to
+ question them, I admitted their soundness, and out of them I determined to
+ make this Preface; wherein, gentle reader, thou wilt perceive my friend's
+ good sense, my good fortune in finding such an adviser in such a time of
+ need, and what thou hast gained in receiving, without addition or
+ alteration, the story of the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, who is held
+ by all the inhabitants of the district of the Campo de Montiel to have
+ been the chastest lover and the bravest knight that has for many years
+ been seen in that neighbourhood. I have no desire to magnify the service I
+ render thee in making thee acquainted with so renowned and honoured a
+ knight, but I do desire thy thanks for the acquaintance thou wilt make
+ with the famous Sancho Panza, his squire, in whom, to my thinking, I have
+ given thee condensed all the squirely drolleries that are scattered
+ through the swarm of the vain books of chivalry. And so&mdash;may God give
+ thee health, and not forget me. Vale.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ DEDICATION OF PART I
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ TO THE DUKE OF BEJAR, MARQUIS OF GIBRALEON, COUNT OF BENALCAZAR AND
+ BANARES, VICECOUNT OF THE PUEBLA DE ALCOCER, MASTER OF THE TOWNS OF
+ CAPILLA, CURIEL AND BURGUILLOS
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In belief of the good reception and honours that Your Excellency bestows
+ on all sort of books, as prince so inclined to favor good arts, chiefly
+ those who by their nobleness do not submit to the service and bribery of
+ the vulgar, I have determined bringing to light The Ingenious Gentleman
+ Don Quixote of la Mancha, in shelter of Your Excellency's glamorous name,
+ to whom, with the obeisance I owe to such grandeur, I pray to receive it
+ agreeably under his protection, so that in this shadow, though deprived of
+ that precious ornament of elegance and erudition that clothe the works
+ composed in the houses of those who know, it dares appear with assurance
+ in the judgment of some who, trespassing the bounds of their own
+ ignorance, use to condemn with more rigour and less justice the writings
+ of others. It is my earnest hope that Your Excellency's good counsel in
+ regard to my honourable purpose, will not disdain the littleness of so
+ humble a service.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miguel de Cervantes
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="e00.jpg (24K)" src="images/e00.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch1" id="ch1"></a>CHAPTER I.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN DON
+ QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="p007" id="p007"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p007.jpg (150K)" src="images/p007.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p007.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a village of La Mancha, the name of which I have no desire to call to
+ mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that keep a lance
+ in the lance-rack, an old buckler, a lean hack, and a greyhound for
+ coursing. An olla of rather more beef than mutton, a salad on most nights,
+ scraps on Saturdays, lentils on Fridays, and a pigeon or so extra on
+ Sundays, made away with three-quarters of his income. The rest of it went
+ in a doublet of fine cloth and velvet breeches and shoes to match for
+ holidays, while on week-days he made a brave figure in his best homespun.
+ He had in his house a housekeeper past forty, a niece under twenty, and a
+ lad for the field and market-place, who used to saddle the hack as well as
+ handle the bill-hook. The age of this gentleman of ours was bordering on
+ fifty; he was of a hardy habit, spare, gaunt-featured, a very early riser
+ and a great sportsman. They will have it his surname was Quixada or
+ Quesada (for here there is some difference of opinion among the authors
+ who write on the subject), although from reasonable conjectures it seems
+ plain that he was called Quexana. This, however, is of but little
+ importance to our tale; it will be enough not to stray a hair's breadth
+ from the truth in the telling of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You must know, then, that the above-named gentleman whenever he was at
+ leisure (which was mostly all the year round) gave himself up to reading
+ books of chivalry with such ardour and avidity that he almost entirely
+ neglected the pursuit of his field-sports, and even the management of his
+ property; and to such a pitch did his eagerness and infatuation go that he
+ sold many an acre of tillageland to buy books of chivalry to read, and
+ brought home as many of them as he could get. But of all there were none
+ he liked so well as those of the famous Feliciano de Silva's composition,
+ for their lucidity of style and complicated conceits were as pearls in his
+ sight, particularly when in his reading he came upon courtships and
+ cartels, where he often found passages like "the reason of the unreason
+ with which my reason is afflicted so weakens my reason that with reason I
+ murmur at your beauty;" or again, "the high heavens, that of your divinity
+ divinely fortify you with the stars, render you deserving of the desert
+ your greatness deserves." Over conceits of this sort the poor gentleman
+ lost his wits, and used to lie awake striving to understand them and worm
+ the meaning out of them; what Aristotle himself could not have made out or
+ extracted had he come to life again for that special purpose. He was not
+ at all easy about the wounds which Don Belianis gave and took, because it
+ seemed to him that, great as were the surgeons who had cured him, he must
+ have had his face and body covered all over with seams and scars. He
+ commended, however, the author's way of ending his book with the promise
+ of that interminable adventure, and many a time was he tempted to take up
+ his pen and finish it properly as is there proposed, which no doubt he
+ would have done, and made a successful piece of work of it too, had not
+ greater and more absorbing thoughts prevented him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many an argument did he have with the curate of his village (a learned
+ man, and a graduate of Siguenza) as to which had been the better knight,
+ Palmerin of England or Amadis of Gaul. Master Nicholas, the village
+ barber, however, used to say that neither of them came up to the Knight of
+ Phoebus, and that if there was any that could compare with him it was Don
+ Galaor, the brother of Amadis of Gaul, because he had a spirit that was
+ equal to every occasion, and was no finikin knight, nor lachrymose like
+ his brother, while in the matter of valour he was not a whit behind him.
+ In short, he became so absorbed in his books that he spent his nights from
+ sunset to sunrise, and his days from dawn to dark, poring over them; and
+ what with little sleep and much reading his brains got so dry that he lost
+ his wits. His fancy grew full of what he used to read about in his books,
+ enchantments, quarrels, battles, challenges, wounds, wooings, loves,
+ agonies, and all sorts of impossible nonsense; and it so possessed his
+ mind that the whole fabric of invention and fancy he read of was true,
+ that to him no history in the world had more reality in it. He used to say
+ the Cid Ruy Diaz was a very good knight, but that he was not to be
+ compared with the Knight of the Burning Sword who with one back-stroke cut
+ in half two fierce and monstrous giants. He thought more of Bernardo del
+ Carpio because at Roncesvalles he slew Roland in spite of enchantments,
+ availing himself of the artifice of Hercules when he strangled Antaeus the
+ son of Terra in his arms. He approved highly of the giant Morgante,
+ because, although of the giant breed which is always arrogant and
+ ill-conditioned, he alone was affable and well-bred. But above all he
+ admired Reinaldos of Montalban, especially when he saw him sallying forth
+ from his castle and robbing everyone he met, and when beyond the seas he
+ stole that image of Mahomet which, as his history says, was entirely of
+ gold. To have a bout of kicking at that traitor of a Ganelon he would have
+ given his housekeeper, and his niece into the bargain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In short, his wits being quite gone, he hit upon the strangest notion that
+ ever madman in this world hit upon, and that was that he fancied it was
+ right and requisite, as well for the support of his own honour as for the
+ service of his country, that he should make a knight-errant of himself,
+ roaming the world over in full armour and on horseback in quest of
+ adventures, and putting in practice himself all that he had read of as
+ being the usual practices of knights-errant; righting every kind of wrong,
+ and exposing himself to peril and danger from which, in the issue, he was
+ to reap eternal renown and fame. Already the poor man saw himself crowned
+ by the might of his arm Emperor of Trebizond at least; and so, led away by
+ the intense enjoyment he found in these pleasant fancies, he set himself
+ forthwith to put his scheme into execution.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first thing he did was to clean up some armour that had belonged to
+ his great-grandfather, and had been for ages lying forgotten in a corner
+ eaten with rust and covered with mildew. He scoured and polished it as
+ best he could, but he perceived one great defect in it, that it had no
+ closed helmet, nothing but a simple morion. This deficiency, however, his
+ ingenuity supplied, for he contrived a kind of half-helmet of pasteboard
+ which, fitted on to the morion, looked like a whole one. It is true that,
+ in order to see if it was strong and fit to stand a cut, he drew his sword
+ and gave it a couple of slashes, the first of which undid in an instant
+ what had taken him a week to do. The ease with which he had knocked it to
+ pieces disconcerted him somewhat, and to guard against that danger he set
+ to work again, fixing bars of iron on the inside until he was satisfied
+ with its strength; and then, not caring to try any more experiments with
+ it, he passed it and adopted it as a helmet of the most perfect
+ construction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He next proceeded to inspect his hack, which, with more quartos than a
+ real and more blemishes than the steed of Gonela, that "tantum pellis et
+ ossa fuit," surpassed in his eyes the Bucephalus of Alexander or the
+ Babieca of the Cid. Four days were spent in thinking what name to give
+ him, because (as he said to himself) it was not right that a horse
+ belonging to a knight so famous, and one with such merits of his own,
+ should be without some distinctive name, and he strove to adapt it so as
+ to indicate what he had been before belonging to a knight-errant, and what
+ he then was; for it was only reasonable that, his master taking a new
+ character, he should take a new name, and that it should be a
+ distinguished and full-sounding one, befitting the new order and calling
+ he was about to follow. And so, after having composed, struck out,
+ rejected, added to, unmade, and remade a multitude of names out of his
+ memory and fancy, he decided upon calling him Rocinante, a name, to his
+ thinking, lofty, sonorous, and significant of his condition as a hack
+ before he became what he now was, the first and foremost of all the hacks
+ in the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having got a name for his horse so much to his taste, he was anxious to
+ get one for himself, and he was eight days more pondering over this point,
+ till at last he made up his mind to call himself "Don Quixote," whence, as
+ has been already said, the authors of this veracious history have inferred
+ that his name must have been beyond a doubt Quixada, and not Quesada as
+ others would have it. Recollecting, however, that the valiant Amadis was
+ not content to call himself curtly Amadis and nothing more, but added the
+ name of his kingdom and country to make it famous, and called himself
+ Amadis of Gaul, he, like a good knight, resolved to add on the name of
+ his, and to style himself Don Quixote of La Mancha, whereby, he
+ considered, he described accurately his origin and country, and did honour
+ to it in taking his surname from it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So then, his armour being furbished, his morion turned into a helmet, his
+ hack christened, and he himself confirmed, he came to the conclusion that
+ nothing more was needed now but to look out for a lady to be in love with;
+ for a knight-errant without love was like a tree without leaves or fruit,
+ or a body without a soul. As he said to himself, "If, for my sins, or by
+ my good fortune, I come across some giant hereabouts, a common occurrence
+ with knights-errant, and overthrow him in one onslaught, or cleave him
+ asunder to the waist, or, in short, vanquish and subdue him, will it not
+ be well to have some one I may send him to as a present, that he may come
+ in and fall on his knees before my sweet lady, and in a humble, submissive
+ voice say, 'I am the giant Caraculiambro, lord of the island of
+ Malindrania, vanquished in single combat by the never sufficiently
+ extolled knight Don Quixote of La Mancha, who has commanded me to present
+ myself before your Grace, that your Highness dispose of me at your
+ pleasure'?" Oh, how our good gentleman enjoyed the delivery of this
+ speech, especially when he had thought of some one to call his Lady! There
+ was, so the story goes, in a village near his own a very good-looking
+ farm-girl with whom he had been at one time in love, though, so far as is
+ known, she never knew it nor gave a thought to the matter. Her name was
+ Aldonza Lorenzo, and upon her he thought fit to confer the title of Lady
+ of his Thoughts; and after some search for a name which should not be out
+ of harmony with her own, and should suggest and indicate that of a
+ princess and great lady, he decided upon calling her Dulcinea del Toboso&mdash;she
+ being of El Toboso&mdash;a name, to his mind, musical, uncommon, and
+ significant, like all those he had already bestowed upon himself and the
+ things belonging to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p007b" id="p007b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p007b.jpg (61K)" src="images/p007b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch2" id="ch2"></a>CHAPTER II.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS DON QUIXOTE MADE FROM HOME
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="p007c" id="p007c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p007c.jpg (97K)" src="images/p007c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p007c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These preliminaries settled, he did not care to put off any longer the
+ execution of his design, urged on to it by the thought of all the world
+ was losing by his delay, seeing what wrongs he intended to right,
+ grievances to redress, injustices to repair, abuses to remove, and duties
+ to discharge. So, without giving notice of his intention to anyone, and
+ without anybody seeing him, one morning before the dawning of the day
+ (which was one of the hottest of the month of July) he donned his suit of
+ armour, mounted Rocinante with his patched-up helmet on, braced his
+ buckler, took his lance, and by the back door of the yard sallied forth
+ upon the plain in the highest contentment and satisfaction at seeing with
+ what ease he had made a beginning with his grand purpose. But scarcely did
+ he find himself upon the open plain, when a terrible thought struck him,
+ one all but enough to make him abandon the enterprise at the very outset.
+ It occurred to him that he had not been dubbed a knight, and that
+ according to the law of chivalry he neither could nor ought to bear arms
+ against any knight; and that even if he had been, still he ought, as a
+ novice knight, to wear white armour, without a device upon the shield
+ until by his prowess he had earned one. These reflections made him waver
+ in his purpose, but his craze being stronger than any reasoning, he made
+ up his mind to have himself dubbed a knight by the first one he came
+ across, following the example of others in the same case, as he had read
+ in the books that brought him to this pass. As for white armour, he
+ resolved, on the first opportunity, to scour his until it was whiter than
+ an ermine; and so comforting himself he pursued his way, taking that which
+ his horse chose, for in this he believed lay the essence of adventures.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus setting out, our new-fledged adventurer paced along, talking to
+ himself and saying, "Who knows but that in time to come, when the
+ veracious history of my famous deeds is made known, the sage who writes
+ it, when he has to set forth my first sally in the early morning, will do
+ it after this fashion? 'Scarce had the rubicund Apollo spread o'er the
+ face of the broad spacious earth the golden threads of his bright hair,
+ scarce had the little birds of painted plumage attuned their notes to hail
+ with dulcet and mellifluous harmony the coming of the rosy Dawn, that,
+ deserting the soft couch of her jealous spouse, was appearing to mortals
+ at the gates and balconies of the Manchegan horizon, when the renowned
+ knight Don Quixote of La Mancha, quitting the lazy down, mounted his
+ celebrated steed Rocinante and began to traverse the ancient and famous
+ Campo de Montiel;'" which in fact he was actually traversing. "Happy the
+ age, happy the time," he continued, "in which shall be made known my deeds
+ of fame, worthy to be moulded in brass, carved in marble, limned in
+ pictures, for a memorial for ever. And thou, O sage magician, whoever thou
+ art, to whom it shall fall to be the chronicler of this wondrous history,
+ forget not, I entreat thee, my good Rocinante, the constant companion of
+ my ways and wanderings." Presently he broke out again, as if he were
+ love-stricken in earnest, "O Princess Dulcinea, lady of this captive
+ heart, a grievous wrong hast thou done me to drive me forth with scorn,
+ and with inexorable obduracy banish me from the presence of thy beauty. O
+ lady, deign to hold in remembrance this heart, thy vassal, that thus in
+ anguish pines for love of thee."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So he went on stringing together these and other absurdities, all in the
+ style of those his books had taught him, imitating their language as well
+ as he could; and all the while he rode so slowly and the sun mounted so
+ rapidly and with such fervour that it was enough to melt his brains if he
+ had any. Nearly all day he travelled without anything remarkable happening
+ to him, at which he was in despair, for he was anxious to encounter some
+ one at once upon whom to try the might of his strong arm.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p008" id="p008"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p008.jpg (289K)" src="images/p008.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p008.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Writers there are who say the first adventure he met with was that of
+ Puerto Lapice; others say it was that of the windmills; but what I have
+ ascertained on this point, and what I have found written in the annals of
+ La Mancha, is that he was on the road all day, and towards nightfall his
+ hack and he found themselves dead tired and hungry, when, looking all
+ around to see if he could discover any castle or shepherd's shanty where
+ he might refresh himself and relieve his sore wants, he perceived not far
+ out of his road an inn, which was as welcome as a star guiding him to the
+ portals, if not the palaces, of his redemption; and quickening his pace he
+ reached it just as night was setting in. At the door were standing two
+ young women, girls of the district as they call them, on their way to
+ Seville with some carriers who had chanced to halt that night at the inn;
+ and as, happen what might to our adventurer, everything he saw or imaged
+ seemed to him to be and to happen after the fashion of what he read of,
+ the moment he saw the inn he pictured it to himself as a castle with its
+ four turrets and pinnacles of shining silver, not forgetting the
+ drawbridge and moat and all the belongings usually ascribed to castles of
+ the sort. To this inn, which to him seemed a castle, he advanced, and at a
+ short distance from it he checked Rocinante, hoping that some dwarf would
+ show himself upon the battlements, and by sound of trumpet give notice
+ that a knight was approaching the castle. But seeing that they were slow
+ about it, and that Rocinante was in a hurry to reach the stable, he made
+ for the inn door, and perceived the two gay damsels who were standing
+ there, and who seemed to him to be two fair maidens or lovely ladies
+ taking their ease at the castle gate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this moment it so happened that a swineherd who was going through the
+ stubbles collecting a drove of pigs (for, without any apology, that is
+ what they are called) gave a blast of his horn to bring them together, and
+ forthwith it seemed to Don Quixote to be what he was expecting, the signal
+ of some dwarf announcing his arrival; and so with prodigious satisfaction
+ he rode up to the inn and to the ladies, who, seeing a man of this sort
+ approaching in full armour and with lance and buckler, were turning in
+ dismay into the inn, when Don Quixote, guessing their fear by their
+ flight, raising his pasteboard visor, disclosed his dry dusty visage, and
+ with courteous bearing and gentle voice addressed them, "Your ladyships
+ need not fly or fear any rudeness, for that it belongs not to the order of
+ knighthood which I profess to offer to anyone, much less to highborn
+ maidens as your appearance proclaims you to be." The girls were looking at
+ him and straining their eyes to make out the features which the clumsy
+ visor obscured, but when they heard themselves called maidens, a thing so
+ much out of their line, they could not restrain their laughter, which made
+ Don Quixote wax indignant, and say, "Modesty becomes the fair, and
+ moreover laughter that has little cause is great silliness; this, however,
+ I say not to pain or anger you, for my desire is none other than to serve
+ you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The incomprehensible language and the unpromising looks of our cavalier
+ only increased the ladies' laughter, and that increased his irritation,
+ and matters might have gone farther if at that moment the landlord had not
+ come out, who, being a very fat man, was a very peaceful one. He, seeing
+ this grotesque figure clad in armour that did not match any more than his
+ saddle, bridle, lance, buckler, or corselet, was not at all indisposed to
+ join the damsels in their manifestations of amusement; but, in truth,
+ standing in awe of such a complicated armament, he thought it best to
+ speak him fairly, so he said, "Senor Caballero, if your worship wants
+ lodging, bating the bed (for there is not one in the inn) there is plenty
+ of everything else here." Don Quixote, observing the respectful bearing of
+ the Alcaide of the fortress (for so innkeeper and inn seemed in his eyes),
+ made answer, "Sir Castellan, for me anything will suffice, for
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+'My armour is my only wear,
+My only rest the fray.'"
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The host fancied he called him Castellan because he took him for a "worthy
+ of Castile," though he was in fact an Andalusian, and one from the strand
+ of San Lucar, as crafty a thief as Cacus and as full of tricks as a
+ student or a page. "In that case," said he,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+"'Your bed is on the flinty rock,
+Your sleep to watch alway;'
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ and if so, you may dismount and safely reckon upon any quantity of
+ sleeplessness under this roof for a twelvemonth, not to say for a single
+ night." So saying, he advanced to hold the stirrup for Don Quixote, who
+ got down with great difficulty and exertion (for he had not broken his
+ fast all day), and then charged the host to take great care of his horse,
+ as he was the best bit of flesh that ever ate bread in this world. The
+ landlord eyed him over but did not find him as good as Don Quixote said,
+ nor even half as good; and putting him up in the stable, he returned to
+ see what might be wanted by his guest, whom the damsels, who had by this
+ time made their peace with him, were now relieving of his armour. They had
+ taken off his breastplate and backpiece, but they neither knew nor saw how
+ to open his gorget or remove his make-shift helmet, for he had fastened it
+ with green ribbons, which, as there was no untying the knots, required to
+ be cut. This, however, he would not by any means consent to, so he
+ remained all the evening with his helmet on, the drollest and oddest
+ figure that can be imagined; and while they were removing his armour,
+ taking the baggages who were about it for ladies of high degree belonging
+ to the castle, he said to them with great sprightliness:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+"Oh, never, surely, was there knight
+ So served by hand of dame,
+As served was he, Don Quixote hight,
+ When from his town he came;
+With maidens waiting on himself,
+ Princesses on his hack&mdash;
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;or Rocinante, for that, ladies mine, is my horse's name, and Don
+ Quixote of La Mancha is my own; for though I had no intention of declaring
+ myself until my achievements in your service and honour had made me known,
+ the necessity of adapting that old ballad of Lancelot to the present
+ occasion has given you the knowledge of my name altogether prematurely. A
+ time, however, will come for your ladyships to command and me to obey, and
+ then the might of my arm will show my desire to serve you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girls, who were not used to hearing rhetoric of this sort, had nothing
+ to say in reply; they only asked him if he wanted anything to eat. "I
+ would gladly eat a bit of something," said Don Quixote, "for I feel it
+ would come very seasonably." The day happened to be a Friday, and in the
+ whole inn there was nothing but some pieces of the fish they call in
+ Castile "abadejo," in Andalusia "bacallao," and in some places
+ "curadillo," and in others "troutlet;" so they asked him if he thought he
+ could eat troutlet, for there was no other fish to give him. "If there be
+ troutlets enough," said Don Quixote, "they will be the same thing as a
+ trout; for it is all one to me whether I am given eight reals in small
+ change or a piece of eight; moreover, it may be that these troutlets are
+ like veal, which is better than beef, or kid, which is better than goat.
+ But whatever it be let it come quickly, for the burden and pressure of
+ arms cannot be borne without support to the inside." They laid a table for
+ him at the door of the inn for the sake of the air, and the host brought
+ him a portion of ill-soaked and worse cooked stockfish, and a piece of
+ bread as black and mouldy as his own armour; but a laughable sight it was
+ to see him eating, for having his helmet on and the beaver up, he could
+ not with his own hands put anything into his mouth unless some one else
+ placed it there, and this service one of the ladies rendered him. But to
+ give him anything to drink was impossible, or would have been so had not
+ the landlord bored a reed, and putting one end in his mouth poured the
+ wine into him through the other; all which he bore with patience rather
+ than sever the ribbons of his helmet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While this was going on there came up to the inn a sowgelder, who, as he
+ approached, sounded his reed pipe four or five times, and thereby
+ completely convinced Don Quixote that he was in some famous castle, and
+ that they were regaling him with music, and that the stockfish was trout,
+ the bread the whitest, the wenches ladies, and the landlord the castellan
+ of the castle; and consequently he held that his enterprise and sally had
+ been to some purpose. But still it distressed him to think he had not been
+ dubbed a knight, for it was plain to him he could not lawfully engage in
+ any adventure without receiving the order of knighthood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="e02.jpg (39K)" src="images/e02.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch3" id="ch3"></a>CHAPTER III.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF DUBBED A
+ KNIGHT
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="p009" id="p009"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p009.jpg (164K)" src="images/p009.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p009.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Harassed by this reflection, he made haste with his scanty pothouse
+ supper, and having finished it called the landlord, and shutting himself
+ into the stable with him, fell on his knees before him, saying, "From this
+ spot I rise not, valiant knight, until your courtesy grants me the boon I
+ seek, one that will redound to your praise and the benefit of the human
+ race." The landlord, seeing his guest at his feet and hearing a speech of
+ this kind, stood staring at him in bewilderment, not knowing what to do or
+ say, and entreating him to rise, but all to no purpose until he had agreed
+ to grant the boon demanded of him. "I looked for no less, my lord, from
+ your High Magnificence," replied Don Quixote, "and I have to tell you that
+ the boon I have asked and your liberality has granted is that you shall
+ dub me knight to-morrow morning, and that to-night I shall watch my arms
+ in the chapel of this your castle; thus tomorrow, as I have said, will be
+ accomplished what I so much desire, enabling me lawfully to roam through
+ all the four quarters of the world seeking adventures on behalf of those
+ in distress, as is the duty of chivalry and of knights-errant like myself,
+ whose ambition is directed to such deeds."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The landlord, who, as has been mentioned, was something of a wag, and had
+ already some suspicion of his guest's want of wits, was quite convinced of
+ it on hearing talk of this kind from him, and to make sport for the night
+ he determined to fall in with his humour. So he told him he was quite
+ right in pursuing the object he had in view, and that such a motive was
+ natural and becoming in cavaliers as distinguished as he seemed and his
+ gallant bearing showed him to be; and that he himself in his younger days
+ had followed the same honourable calling, roaming in quest of adventures
+ in various parts of the world, among others the Curing-grounds of Malaga,
+ the Isles of Riaran, the Precinct of Seville, the Little Market of
+ Segovia, the Olivera of Valencia, the Rondilla of Granada, the Strand of
+ San Lucar, the Colt of Cordova, the Taverns of Toledo, and divers other
+ quarters, where he had proved the nimbleness of his feet and the lightness
+ of his fingers, doing many wrongs, cheating many widows, ruining maids and
+ swindling minors, and, in short, bringing himself under the notice of
+ almost every tribunal and court of justice in Spain; until at last he had
+ retired to this castle of his, where he was living upon his property and
+ upon that of others; and where he received all knights-errant of whatever
+ rank or condition they might be, all for the great love he bore them and
+ that they might share their substance with him in return for his
+ benevolence. He told him, moreover, that in this castle of his there was
+ no chapel in which he could watch his armour, as it had been pulled down
+ in order to be rebuilt, but that in a case of necessity it might, he knew,
+ be watched anywhere, and he might watch it that night in a courtyard of
+ the castle, and in the morning, God willing, the requisite ceremonies
+ might be performed so as to have him dubbed a knight, and so thoroughly
+ dubbed that nobody could be more so. He asked if he had any money with
+ him, to which Don Quixote replied that he had not a farthing, as in the
+ histories of knights-errant he had never read of any of them carrying any.
+ On this point the landlord told him he was mistaken; for, though not
+ recorded in the histories, because in the author's opinion there was no
+ need to mention anything so obvious and necessary as money and clean
+ shirts, it was not to be supposed therefore that they did not carry them,
+ and he might regard it as certain and established that all knights-errant
+ (about whom there were so many full and unimpeachable books) carried
+ well-furnished purses in case of emergency, and likewise carried shirts
+ and a little box of ointment to cure the wounds they received. For in
+ those plains and deserts where they engaged in combat and came out
+ wounded, it was not always that there was some one to cure them, unless
+ indeed they had for a friend some sage magician to succour them at once by
+ fetching through the air upon a cloud some damsel or dwarf with a vial of
+ water of such virtue that by tasting one drop of it they were cured of
+ their hurts and wounds in an instant and left as sound as if they had not
+ received any damage whatever. But in case this should not occur, the
+ knights of old took care to see that their squires were provided with
+ money and other requisites, such as lint and ointments for healing
+ purposes; and when it happened that knights had no squires (which was
+ rarely and seldom the case) they themselves carried everything in cunning
+ saddle-bags that were hardly seen on the horse's croup, as if it were
+ something else of more importance, because, unless for some such reason,
+ carrying saddle-bags was not very favourably regarded among
+ knights-errant. He therefore advised him (and, as his godson so soon to
+ be, he might even command him) never from that time forth to travel
+ without money and the usual requirements, and he would find the advantage
+ of them when he least expected it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote promised to follow his advice scrupulously, and it was
+ arranged forthwith that he should watch his armour in a large yard at one
+ side of the inn; so, collecting it all together, Don Quixote placed it on
+ a trough that stood by the side of a well, and bracing his buckler on his
+ arm he grasped his lance and began with a stately air to march up and down
+ in front of the trough, and as he began his march night began to fall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The landlord told all the people who were in the inn about the craze of
+ his guest, the watching of the armour, and the dubbing ceremony he
+ contemplated. Full of wonder at so strange a form of madness, they flocked
+ to see it from a distance, and observed with what composure he sometimes
+ paced up and down, or sometimes, leaning on his lance, gazed on his armour
+ without taking his eyes off it for ever so long; and as the night closed
+ in with a light from the moon so brilliant that it might vie with his that
+ lent it, everything the novice knight did was plainly seen by all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile one of the carriers who were in the inn thought fit to water his
+ team, and it was necessary to remove Don Quixote's armour as it lay on the
+ trough; but he seeing the other approach hailed him in a loud voice, "O
+ thou, whoever thou art, rash knight that comest to lay hands on the armour
+ of the most valorous errant that ever girt on sword, have a care what thou
+ dost; touch it not unless thou wouldst lay down thy life as the penalty of
+ thy rashness." The carrier gave no heed to these words (and he would have
+ done better to heed them if he had been heedful of his health), but
+ seizing it by the straps flung the armour some distance from him. Seeing
+ this, Don Quixote raised his eyes to heaven, and fixing his thoughts,
+ apparently, upon his lady Dulcinea, exclaimed, "Aid me, lady mine, in this
+ the first encounter that presents itself to this breast which thou holdest
+ in subjection; let not thy favour and protection fail me in this first
+ jeopardy;" and, with these words and others to the same purpose, dropping
+ his buckler he lifted his lance with both hands and with it smote such a
+ blow on the carrier's head that he stretched him on the ground, so stunned
+ that had he followed it up with a second there would have been no need of
+ a surgeon to cure him. This done, he picked up his armour and returned to
+ his beat with the same serenity as before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p010" id="p010"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p010.jpg (261K)" src="images/p010.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p010.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Shortly after this, another, not knowing what had happened (for the
+ carrier still lay senseless), came with the same object of giving water to
+ his mules, and was proceeding to remove the armour in order to clear the
+ trough, when Don Quixote, without uttering a word or imploring aid from
+ anyone, once more dropped his buckler and once more lifted his lance, and
+ without actually breaking the second carrier's head into pieces, made more
+ than three of it, for he laid it open in four. At the noise all the people
+ of the inn ran to the spot, and among them the landlord. Seeing this, Don
+ Quixote braced his buckler on his arm, and with his hand on his sword
+ exclaimed, "O Lady of Beauty, strength and support of my faint heart, it
+ is time for thee to turn the eyes of thy greatness on this thy captive
+ knight on the brink of so mighty an adventure." By this he felt himself so
+ inspired that he would not have flinched if all the carriers in the world
+ had assailed him. The comrades of the wounded perceiving the plight they
+ were in began from a distance to shower stones on Don Quixote, who
+ screened himself as best he could with his buckler, not daring to quit the
+ trough and leave his armour unprotected. The landlord shouted to them to
+ leave him alone, for he had already told them that he was mad, and as a
+ madman he would not be accountable even if he killed them all. Still
+ louder shouted Don Quixote, calling them knaves and traitors, and the lord
+ of the castle, who allowed knights-errant to be treated in this fashion, a
+ villain and a low-born knight whom, had he received the order of
+ knighthood, he would call to account for his treachery. "But of you," he
+ cried, "base and vile rabble, I make no account; fling, strike, come on,
+ do all ye can against me, ye shall see what the reward of your folly and
+ insolence will be." This he uttered with so much spirit and boldness that
+ he filled his assailants with a terrible fear, and as much for this reason
+ as at the persuasion of the landlord they left off stoning him, and he
+ allowed them to carry off the wounded, and with the same calmness and
+ composure as before resumed the watch over his armour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But these freaks of his guest were not much to the liking of the landlord,
+ so he determined to cut matters short and confer upon him at once the
+ unlucky order of knighthood before any further misadventure could occur;
+ so, going up to him, he apologised for the rudeness which, without his
+ knowledge, had been offered to him by these low people, who, however, had
+ been well punished for their audacity. As he had already told him, he
+ said, there was no chapel in the castle, nor was it needed for what
+ remained to be done, for, as he understood the ceremonial of the order,
+ the whole point of being dubbed a knight lay in the accolade and in the
+ slap on the shoulder, and that could be administered in the middle of a
+ field; and that he had now done all that was needful as to watching the
+ armour, for all requirements were satisfied by a watch of two hours only,
+ while he had been more than four about it. Don Quixote believed it all,
+ and told him he stood there ready to obey him, and to make an end of it
+ with as much despatch as possible; for, if he were again attacked, and
+ felt himself to be dubbed knight, he would not, he thought, leave a soul
+ alive in the castle, except such as out of respect he might spare at his
+ bidding.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus warned and menaced, the castellan forthwith brought out a book in
+ which he used to enter the straw and barley he served out to the carriers,
+ and, with a lad carrying a candle-end, and the two damsels already
+ mentioned, he returned to where Don Quixote stood, and bade him kneel
+ down. Then, reading from his account-book as if he were repeating some
+ devout prayer, in the middle of his delivery he raised his hand and gave
+ him a sturdy blow on the neck, and then, with his own sword, a smart slap
+ on the shoulder, all the while muttering between his teeth as if he was
+ saying his prayers. Having done this, he directed one of the ladies to
+ gird on his sword, which she did with great self-possession and gravity,
+ and not a little was required to prevent a burst of laughter at each stage
+ of the ceremony; but what they had already seen of the novice knight's
+ prowess kept their laughter within bounds. On girding him with the sword
+ the worthy lady said to him, "May God make your worship a very fortunate
+ knight, and grant you success in battle." Don Quixote asked her name in
+ order that he might from that time forward know to whom he was beholden
+ for the favour he had received, as he meant to confer upon her some
+ portion of the honour he acquired by the might of his arm. She answered
+ with great humility that she was called La Tolosa, and that she was the
+ daughter of a cobbler of Toledo who lived in the stalls of Sanchobienaya,
+ and that wherever she might be she would serve and esteem him as her lord.
+ Don Quixote said in reply that she would do him a favour if thenceforward
+ she assumed the "Don" and called herself Dona Tolosa. She promised she
+ would, and then the other buckled on his spur, and with her followed
+ almost the same conversation as with the lady of the sword. He asked her
+ name, and she said it was La Molinera, and that she was the daughter of a
+ respectable miller of Antequera; and of her likewise Don Quixote requested
+ that she would adopt the "Don" and call herself Dona Molinera, making
+ offers to her further services and favours.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having thus, with hot haste and speed, brought to a conclusion these
+ never-till-now-seen ceremonies, Don Quixote was on thorns until he saw
+ himself on horseback sallying forth in quest of adventures; and saddling
+ Rocinante at once he mounted, and embracing his host, as he returned
+ thanks for his kindness in knighting him, he addressed him in language so
+ extraordinary that it is impossible to convey an idea of it or report it.
+ The landlord, to get him out of the inn, replied with no less rhetoric
+ though with shorter words, and without calling upon him to pay the
+ reckoning let him go with a Godspeed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p017" id="p017"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p017.jpg (54K)" src="images/p017.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p017.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch4" id="ch4"></a>CHAPTER IV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="p018" id="p018"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p018.jpg (94K)" src="images/p018.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p018.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Day was dawning when Don Quixote quitted the inn, so happy, so gay, so
+ exhilarated at finding himself now dubbed a knight, that his joy was like
+ to burst his horse-girths. However, recalling the advice of his host as to
+ the requisites he ought to carry with him, especially that referring to
+ money and shirts, he determined to go home and provide himself with all,
+ and also with a squire, for he reckoned upon securing a farm-labourer, a
+ neighbour of his, a poor man with a family, but very well qualified for
+ the office of squire to a knight. With this object he turned his horse's
+ head towards his village, and Rocinante, thus reminded of his old
+ quarters, stepped out so briskly that he hardly seemed to tread the earth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He had not gone far, when out of a thicket on his right there seemed to
+ come feeble cries as of some one in distress, and the instant he heard
+ them he exclaimed, "Thanks be to heaven for the favour it accords me, that
+ it so soon offers me an opportunity of fulfilling the obligation I have
+ undertaken, and gathering the fruit of my ambition. These cries, no doubt,
+ come from some man or woman in want of help, and needing my aid and
+ protection;" and wheeling, he turned Rocinante in the direction whence the
+ cries seemed to proceed. He had gone but a few paces into the wood, when
+ he saw a mare tied to an oak, and tied to another, and stripped from the
+ waist upwards, a youth of about fifteen years of age, from whom the cries
+ came. Nor were they without cause, for a lusty farmer was flogging him
+ with a belt and following up every blow with scoldings and commands,
+ repeating, "Your mouth shut and your eyes open!" while the youth made
+ answer, "I won't do it again, master mine; by God's passion I won't do it
+ again, and I'll take more care of the flock another time."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing what was going on, Don Quixote said in an angry voice,
+ "Discourteous knight, it ill becomes you to assail one who cannot defend
+ himself; mount your steed and take your lance" (for there was a lance
+ leaning against the oak to which the mare was tied), "and I will make you
+ know that you are behaving as a coward." The farmer, seeing before him
+ this figure in full armour brandishing a lance over his head, gave himself
+ up for dead, and made answer meekly, "Sir Knight, this youth that I am
+ chastising is my servant, employed by me to watch a flock of sheep that I
+ have hard by, and he is so careless that I lose one every day, and when I
+ punish him for his carelessness and knavery he says I do it out of
+ niggardliness, to escape paying him the wages I owe him, and before God,
+ and on my soul, he lies."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Lies before me, base clown!" said Don Quixote. "By the sun that shines on
+ us I have a mind to run you through with this lance. Pay him at once
+ without another word; if not, by the God that rules us I will make an end
+ of you, and annihilate you on the spot; release him instantly."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p019" id="p019"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p019.jpg (339K)" src="images/p019.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p019.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The farmer hung his head, and without a word untied his servant, of whom
+ Don Quixote asked how much his master owed him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He replied, nine months at seven reals a month. Don Quixote added it up,
+ found that it came to sixty-three reals, and told the farmer to pay it
+ down immediately, if he did not want to die for it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The trembling clown replied that as he lived and by the oath he had sworn
+ (though he had not sworn any) it was not so much; for there were to be
+ taken into account and deducted three pairs of shoes he had given him, and
+ a real for two blood-lettings when he was sick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All that is very well," said Don Quixote; "but let the shoes and the
+ blood-lettings stand as a setoff against the blows you have given him
+ without any cause; for if he spoiled the leather of the shoes you paid
+ for, you have damaged that of his body, and if the barber took blood from
+ him when he was sick, you have drawn it when he was sound; so on that
+ score he owes you nothing."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The difficulty is, Sir Knight, that I have no money here; let Andres come
+ home with me, and I will pay him all, real by real."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I go with him!" said the youth. "Nay, God forbid! No, senor, not for the
+ world; for once alone with me, he would ray me like a Saint Bartholomew."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "He will do nothing of the kind," said Don Quixote; "I have only to
+ command, and he will obey me; and as he has sworn to me by the order of
+ knighthood which he has received, I leave him free, and I guarantee the
+ payment."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Consider what you are saying, senor," said the youth; "this master of
+ mine is not a knight, nor has he received any order of knighthood; for he
+ is Juan Haldudo the Rich, of Quintanar."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That matters little," replied Don Quixote; "there may be Haldudos
+ knights; moreover, everyone is the son of his works."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is true," said Andres; "but this master of mine&mdash;of what works
+ is he the son, when he refuses me the wages of my sweat and labour?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not refuse, brother Andres," said the farmer, "be good enough to
+ come along with me, and I swear by all the orders of knighthood there are
+ in the world to pay you as I have agreed, real by real, and perfumed."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For the perfumery I excuse you," said Don Quixote; "give it to him in
+ reals, and I shall be satisfied; and see that you do as you have sworn; if
+ not, by the same oath I swear to come back and hunt you out and punish
+ you; and I shall find you though you should lie closer than a lizard. And
+ if you desire to know who it is lays this command upon you, that you be
+ more firmly bound to obey it, know that I am the valorous Don Quixote of
+ La Mancha, the undoer of wrongs and injustices; and so, God be with you,
+ and keep in mind what you have promised and sworn under those penalties
+ that have been already declared to you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So saying, he gave Rocinante the spur and was soon out of reach. The
+ farmer followed him with his eyes, and when he saw that he had cleared the
+ wood and was no longer in sight, he turned to his boy Andres, and said,
+ "Come here, my son, I want to pay you what I owe you, as that undoer of
+ wrongs has commanded me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "My oath on it," said Andres, "your worship will be well advised to obey
+ the command of that good knight&mdash;may he live a thousand years&mdash;for,
+ as he is a valiant and just judge, by Roque, if you do not pay me, he will
+ come back and do as he said."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "My oath on it, too," said the farmer; "but as I have a strong affection
+ for you, I want to add to the debt in order to add to the payment;" and
+ seizing him by the arm, he tied him up again, and gave him such a flogging
+ that he left him for dead.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Now, Master Andres," said the farmer, "call on the undoer of wrongs; you
+ will find he won't undo that, though I am not sure that I have quite done
+ with you, for I have a good mind to flay you alive." But at last he untied
+ him, and gave him leave to go look for his judge in order to put the
+ sentence pronounced into execution.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andres went off rather down in the mouth, swearing he would go to look for
+ the valiant Don Quixote of La Mancha and tell him exactly what had
+ happened, and that all would have to be repaid him sevenfold; but for all
+ that, he went off weeping, while his master stood laughing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus did the valiant Don Quixote right that wrong, and, thoroughly
+ satisfied with what had taken place, as he considered he had made a very
+ happy and noble beginning with his knighthood, he took the road towards
+ his village in perfect self-content, saying in a low voice, "Well mayest
+ thou this day call thyself fortunate above all on earth, O Dulcinea del
+ Toboso, fairest of the fair! since it has fallen to thy lot to hold
+ subject and submissive to thy full will and pleasure a knight so renowned
+ as is and will be Don Quixote of La Mancha, who, as all the world knows,
+ yesterday received the order of knighthood, and hath to-day righted the
+ greatest wrong and grievance that ever injustice conceived and cruelty
+ perpetrated: who hath to-day plucked the rod from the hand of yonder
+ ruthless oppressor so wantonly lashing that tender child."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He now came to a road branching in four directions, and immediately he was
+ reminded of those cross-roads where knights-errant used to stop to
+ consider which road they should take. In imitation of them he halted for a
+ while, and after having deeply considered it, he gave Rocinante his head,
+ submitting his own will to that of his hack, who followed out his first
+ intention, which was to make straight for his own stable. After he had
+ gone about two miles Don Quixote perceived a large party of people, who,
+ as afterwards appeared, were some Toledo traders, on their way to buy silk
+ at Murcia. There were six of them coming along under their sunshades, with
+ four servants mounted, and three muleteers on foot. Scarcely had Don
+ Quixote descried them when the fancy possessed him that this must be some
+ new adventure; and to help him to imitate as far as he could those
+ passages he had read of in his books, here seemed to come one made on
+ purpose, which he resolved to attempt. So with a lofty bearing and
+ determination he fixed himself firmly in his stirrups, got his lance
+ ready, brought his buckler before his breast, and planting himself in the
+ middle of the road, stood waiting the approach of these knights-errant,
+ for such he now considered and held them to be; and when they had come
+ near enough to see and hear, he exclaimed with a haughty gesture, "All the
+ world stand, unless all the world confess that in all the world there is
+ no maiden fairer than the Empress of La Mancha, the peerless Dulcinea del
+ Toboso."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The traders halted at the sound of this language and the sight of the
+ strange figure that uttered it, and from both figure and language at once
+ guessed the craze of their owner; they wished, however, to learn quietly
+ what was the object of this confession that was demanded of them, and one
+ of them, who was rather fond of a joke and was very sharp-witted, said to
+ him, "Sir Knight, we do not know who this good lady is that you speak of;
+ show her to us, for, if she be of such beauty as you suggest, with all our
+ hearts and without any pressure we will confess the truth that is on your
+ part required of us."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If I were to show her to you," replied Don Quixote, "what merit would you
+ have in confessing a truth so manifest? The essential point is that
+ without seeing her you must believe, confess, affirm, swear, and defend
+ it; else ye have to do with me in battle, ill-conditioned, arrogant rabble
+ that ye are; and come ye on, one by one as the order of knighthood
+ requires, or all together as is the custom and vile usage of your breed,
+ here do I bide and await you relying on the justice of the cause I
+ maintain."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Sir Knight," replied the trader, "I entreat your worship in the name of
+ this present company of princes, that, to save us from charging our
+ consciences with the confession of a thing we have never seen or heard of,
+ and one moreover so much to the prejudice of the Empresses and Queens of
+ the Alcarria and Estremadura, your worship will be pleased to show us some
+ portrait of this lady, though it be no bigger than a grain of wheat; for
+ by the thread one gets at the ball, and in this way we shall be satisfied
+ and easy, and you will be content and pleased; nay, I believe we are
+ already so far agreed with you that even though her portrait should show
+ her blind of one eye, and distilling vermilion and sulphur from the other,
+ we would nevertheless, to gratify your worship, say all in her favour that
+ you desire."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "She distils nothing of the kind, vile rabble," said Don Quixote, burning
+ with rage, "nothing of the kind, I say, only ambergris and civet in
+ cotton; nor is she one-eyed or humpbacked, but straighter than a
+ Guadarrama spindle: but ye must pay for the blasphemy ye have uttered
+ against beauty like that of my lady."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so saying, he charged with levelled lance against the one who had
+ spoken, with such fury and fierceness that, if luck had not contrived that
+ Rocinante should stumble midway and come down, it would have gone hard
+ with the rash trader. Down went Rocinante, and over went his master,
+ rolling along the ground for some distance; and when he tried to rise he
+ was unable, so encumbered was he with lance, buckler, spurs, helmet, and
+ the weight of his old armour; and all the while he was struggling to get
+ up he kept saying, "Fly not, cowards and caitiffs! stay, for not by my
+ fault, but my horse's, am I stretched here."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p020" id="p020"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p020.jpg (352K)" src="images/p020.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p020.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of the muleteers in attendance, who could not have had much good
+ nature in him, hearing the poor prostrate man blustering in this style,
+ was unable to refrain from giving him an answer on his ribs; and coming up
+ to him he seized his lance, and having broken it in pieces, with one of
+ them he began so to belabour our Don Quixote that, notwithstanding and in
+ spite of his armour, he milled him like a measure of wheat. His masters
+ called out not to lay on so hard and to leave him alone, but the muleteers
+ blood was up, and he did not care to drop the game until he had vented the
+ rest of his wrath, and gathering up the remaining fragments of the lance
+ he finished with a discharge upon the unhappy victim, who all through the
+ storm of sticks that rained on him never ceased threatening heaven, and
+ earth, and the brigands, for such they seemed to him. At last the muleteer
+ was tired, and the traders continued their journey, taking with them
+ matter for talk about the poor fellow who had been cudgelled. He when he
+ found himself alone made another effort to rise; but if he was unable when
+ whole and sound, how was he to rise after having been thrashed and
+ well-nigh knocked to pieces? And yet he esteemed himself fortunate, as it
+ seemed to him that this was a regular knight-errant's mishap, and
+ entirely, he considered, the fault of his horse. However, battered in body
+ as he was, to rise was beyond his power.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="e04" id="e04"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="e04.jpg (28K)" src="images/e04.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch5" id="ch5"></a>CHAPTER V.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="p022" id="p022"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p022.jpg (123K)" src="images/p022.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p022.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Finding, then, that, in fact he could not move, he thought himself of
+ having recourse to his usual remedy, which was to think of some passage in
+ his books, and his craze brought to his mind that about Baldwin and the
+ Marquis of Mantua, when Carloto left him wounded on the mountain side, a
+ story known by heart by the children, not forgotten by the young men, and
+ lauded and even believed by the old folk; and for all that not a whit
+ truer than the miracles of Mahomet. This seemed to him to fit exactly the
+ case in which he found himself, so, making a show of severe suffering, he
+ began to roll on the ground and with feeble breath repeat the very words
+ which the wounded knight of the wood is said to have uttered:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+Where art thou, lady mine, that thou
+ My sorrow dost not rue?
+Thou canst not know it, lady mine,
+ Or else thou art untrue.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ And so he went on with the ballad as far as the lines:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+O noble Marquis of Mantua,
+ My Uncle and liege lord!
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p026" id="p026"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p026.jpg (316K)" src="images/p026.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p026.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As chance would have it, when he had got to this line there happened to
+ come by a peasant from his own village, a neighbour of his, who had been
+ with a load of wheat to the mill, and he, seeing the man stretched there,
+ came up to him and asked him who he was and what was the matter with him
+ that he complained so dolefully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote was firmly persuaded that this was the Marquis of Mantua, his
+ uncle, so the only answer he made was to go on with his ballad, in which
+ he told the tale of his misfortune, and of the loves of the Emperor's son
+ and his wife all exactly as the ballad sings it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The peasant stood amazed at hearing such nonsense, and relieving him of
+ the visor, already battered to pieces by blows, he wiped his face, which
+ was covered with dust, and as soon as he had done so he recognised him and
+ said, "Senor Quixada" (for so he appears to have been called when he was
+ in his senses and had not yet changed from a quiet country gentleman into
+ a knight-errant), "who has brought your worship to this pass?" But to all
+ questions the other only went on with his ballad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing this, the good man removed as well as he could his breastplate and
+ backpiece to see if he had any wound, but he could perceive no blood nor
+ any mark whatever. He then contrived to raise him from the ground, and
+ with no little difficulty hoisted him upon his ass, which seemed to him to
+ be the easiest mount for him; and collecting the arms, even to the
+ splinters of the lance, he tied them on Rocinante, and leading him by the
+ bridle and the ass by the halter he took the road for the village, very
+ sad to hear what absurd stuff Don Quixote was talking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p029" id="p029"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p029.jpg (285K)" src="images/p029.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/p029.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor was Don Quixote less so, for what with blows and bruises he could not
+ sit upright on the ass, and from time to time he sent up sighs to heaven,
+ so that once more he drove the peasant to ask what ailed him. And it could
+ have been only the devil himself that put into his head tales to match his
+ own adventures, for now, forgetting Baldwin, he bethought himself of the
+ Moor Abindarraez, when the Alcaide of Antequera, Rodrigo de Narvaez, took
+ him prisoner and carried him away to his castle; so that when the peasant
+ again asked him how he was and what ailed him, he gave him for reply the
+ same words and phrases that the captive Abindarraez gave to Rodrigo de
+ Narvaez, just as he had read the story in the "Diana" of Jorge de
+ Montemayor where it is written, applying it to his own case so aptly that
+ the peasant went along cursing his fate that he had to listen to such a
+ lot of nonsense; from which, however, he came to the conclusion that his
+ neighbour was mad, and so made all haste to reach the village to escape
+ the wearisomeness of this harangue of Don Quixote's; who, at the end of
+ it, said, "Senor Don Rodrigo de Narvaez, your worship must know that this
+ fair Xarifa I have mentioned is now the lovely Dulcinea del Toboso, for
+ whom I have done, am doing, and will do the most famous deeds of chivalry
+ that in this world have been seen, are to be seen, or ever shall be seen."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this the peasant answered, "Senor&mdash;sinner that I am!&mdash;cannot
+ your worship see that I am not Don Rodrigo de Narvaez nor the Marquis of
+ Mantua, but Pedro Alonso your neighbour, and that your worship is neither
+ Baldwin nor Abindarraez, but the worthy gentleman Senor Quixada?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I know who I am," replied Don Quixote, "and I know that I may be not only
+ those I have named, but all the Twelve Peers of France and even all the
+ Nine Worthies, since my achievements surpass all that they have done all
+ together and each of them on his own account."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this talk and more of the same kind they reached the village just as
+ night was beginning to fall, but the peasant waited until it was a little
+ later that the belaboured gentleman might not be seen riding in such a
+ miserable trim. When it was what seemed to him the proper time he entered
+ the village and went to Don Quixote's house, which he found all in
+ confusion, and there were the curate and the village barber, who were
+ great friends of Don Quixote, and his housekeeper was saying to them in a
+ loud voice, "What does your worship think can have befallen my master,
+ Senor Licentiate Pero Perez?" for so the curate was called; "it is three
+ days now since anything has been seen of him, or the hack, or the buckler,
+ lance, or armour. Miserable me! I am certain of it, and it is as true as
+ that I was born to die, that these accursed books of chivalry he has, and
+ has got into the way of reading so constantly, have upset his reason; for
+ now I remember having often heard him saying to himself that he would turn
+ knight-errant and go all over the world in quest of adventures. To the
+ devil and Barabbas with such books, that have brought to ruin in this way
+ the finest understanding there was in all La Mancha!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The niece said the same, and, more: "You must know, Master Nicholas"&mdash;for
+ that was the name of the barber&mdash;"it was often my uncle's way to stay
+ two days and nights together poring over these unholy books of
+ misventures, after which he would fling the book away and snatch up his
+ sword and fall to slashing the walls; and when he was tired out he would
+ say he had killed four giants like four towers; and the sweat that flowed
+ from him when he was weary he said was the blood of the wounds he had
+ received in battle; and then he would drink a great jug of cold water and
+ become calm and quiet, saying that this water was a most precious potion
+ which the sage Esquife, a great magician and friend of his, had brought
+ him. But I take all the blame upon myself for never having told your
+ worships of my uncle's vagaries, that you might put a stop to them before
+ things had come to this pass, and burn all these accursed books&mdash;for
+ he has a great number&mdash;that richly deserve to be burned like
+ heretics."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So say I too," said the curate, "and by my faith to-morrow shall not pass
+ without public judgment upon them, and may they be condemned to the flames
+ lest they lead those that read to behave as my good friend seems to have
+ behaved."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this the peasant heard, and from it he understood at last what was the
+ matter with his neighbour, so he began calling aloud, "Open, your
+ worships, to Senor Baldwin and to Senor the Marquis of Mantua, who comes
+ badly wounded, and to Senor Abindarraez, the Moor, whom the valiant
+ Rodrigo de Narvaez, the Alcaide of Antequera, brings captive."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At these words they all hurried out, and when they recognised their
+ friend, master, and uncle, who had not yet dismounted from the ass because
+ he could not, they ran to embrace him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Hold!" said he, "for I am badly wounded through my horse's fault; carry
+ me to bed, and if possible send for the wise Urganda to cure and see to my
+ wounds."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "See there! plague on it!" cried the housekeeper at this: "did not my
+ heart tell the truth as to which foot my master went lame of? To bed with
+ your worship at once, and we will contrive to cure you here without
+ fetching that Hurgada. A curse I say once more, and a hundred times more,
+ on those books of chivalry that have brought your worship to such a pass."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They carried him to bed at once, and after searching for his wounds could
+ find none, but he said they were all bruises from having had a severe fall
+ with his horse Rocinante when in combat with ten giants, the biggest and
+ the boldest to be found on earth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So, so!" said the curate, "are there giants in the dance? By the sign of
+ the Cross I will burn them to-morrow before the day over."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They put a host of questions to Don Quixote, but his only answer to all
+ was&mdash;give him something to eat, and leave him to sleep, for that was
+ what he needed most. They did so, and the curate questioned the peasant at
+ great length as to how he had found Don Quixote. He told him, and the
+ nonsense he had talked when found and on the way home, all which made the
+ licentiate the more eager to do what he did the next day, which was to
+ summon his friend the barber, Master Nicholas, and go with him to Don
+ Quixote's house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p031" id="p031"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="p031.jpg (31K)" src="images/p031.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch6" id="ch6"></a>CHAPTER VI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE BARBER
+ MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c06a" id="c06a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c06a.jpg (92K)" src="images/c06a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c06a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was still sleeping; so the curate asked the niece for the keys of the
+ room where the books, the authors of all the mischief, were, and right
+ willingly she gave them. They all went in, the housekeeper with them, and
+ found more than a hundred volumes of big books very well bound, and some
+ other small ones. The moment the housekeeper saw them she turned about and
+ ran out of the room, and came back immediately with a saucer of holy water
+ and a sprinkler, saying, "Here, your worship, senor licentiate, sprinkle
+ this room; don't leave any magician of the many there are in these books
+ to bewitch us in revenge for our design of banishing them from the world."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The simplicity of the housekeeper made the licentiate laugh, and he
+ directed the barber to give him the books one by one to see what they were
+ about, as there might be some to be found among them that did not deserve
+ the penalty of fire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No," said the niece, "there is no reason for showing mercy to any of
+ them; they have every one of them done mischief; better fling them out of
+ the window into the court and make a pile of them and set fire to them; or
+ else carry them into the yard, and there a bonfire can be made without the
+ smoke giving any annoyance." The housekeeper said the same, so eager were
+ they both for the slaughter of those innocents, but the curate would not
+ agree to it without first reading at any rate the titles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first that Master Nicholas put into his hand was "The four books of
+ Amadis of Gaul." "This seems a mysterious thing," said the curate, "for,
+ as I have heard say, this was the first book of chivalry printed in Spain,
+ and from this all the others derive their birth and origin; so it seems to
+ me that we ought inexorably to condemn it to the flames as the founder of
+ so vile a sect."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nay, sir," said the barber, "I too, have heard say that this is the best
+ of all the books of this kind that have been written, and so, as something
+ singular in its line, it ought to be pardoned."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "True," said the curate; "and for that reason let its life be spared for
+ the present. Let us see that other which is next to it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is," said the barber, "the 'Sergas de Esplandian,' the lawful son of
+ Amadis of Gaul."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then verily," said the curate, "the merit of the father must not be put
+ down to the account of the son. Take it, mistress housekeeper; open the
+ window and fling it into the yard and lay the foundation of the pile for
+ the bonfire we are to make."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The housekeeper obeyed with great satisfaction, and the worthy
+ "Esplandian" went flying into the yard to await with all patience the fire
+ that was in store for him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Proceed," said the curate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This that comes next," said the barber, "is 'Amadis of Greece,' and,
+ indeed, I believe all those on this side are of the same Amadis lineage."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then to the yard with the whole of them," said the curate; "for to have
+ the burning of Queen Pintiquiniestra, and the shepherd Darinel and his
+ eclogues, and the bedevilled and involved discourses of his author, I
+ would burn with them the father who begot me if he were going about in the
+ guise of a knight-errant."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am of the same mind," said the barber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And so am I," added the niece.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that case," said the housekeeper, "here, into the yard with them!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They were handed to her, and as there were many of them, she spared
+ herself the staircase, and flung them down out of the window.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Who is that tub there?" said the curate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This," said the barber, "is 'Don Olivante de Laura.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The author of that book," said the curate, "was the same that wrote 'The
+ Garden of Flowers,' and truly there is no deciding which of the two books
+ is the more truthful, or, to put it better, the less lying; all I can say
+ is, send this one into the yard for a swaggering fool."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This that follows is 'Florismarte of Hircania,'" said the barber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor Florismarte here?" said the curate; "then by my faith he must take
+ up his quarters in the yard, in spite of his marvellous birth and
+ visionary adventures, for the stiffness and dryness of his style deserve
+ nothing else; into the yard with him and the other, mistress housekeeper."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With all my heart, senor," said she, and executed the order with great
+ delight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This," said the barber, "is The Knight Platir.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "An old book that," said the curate, "but I find no reason for clemency in
+ it; send it after the others without appeal;" which was done.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Another book was opened, and they saw it was entitled, "The Knight of the
+ Cross."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For the sake of the holy name this book has," said the curate, "its
+ ignorance might be excused; but then, they say, 'behind the cross there's
+ the devil; to the fire with it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Taking down another book, the barber said, "This is 'The Mirror of
+ Chivalry.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I know his worship," said the curate; "that is where Senor Reinaldos of
+ Montalvan figures with his friends and comrades, greater thieves than
+ Cacus, and the Twelve Peers of France with the veracious historian Turpin;
+ however, I am not for condemning them to more than perpetual banishment,
+ because, at any rate, they have some share in the invention of the famous
+ Matteo Boiardo, whence too the Christian poet Ludovico Ariosto wove his
+ web, to whom, if I find him here, and speaking any language but his own, I
+ shall show no respect whatever; but if he speaks his own tongue I will put
+ him upon my head."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, I have him in Italian," said the barber, "but I do not understand
+ him."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nor would it be well that you should understand him," said the curate,
+ "and on that score we might have excused the Captain if he had not brought
+ him into Spain and turned him into Castilian. He robbed him of a great
+ deal of his natural force, and so do all those who try to turn books
+ written in verse into another language, for, with all the pains they take
+ and all the cleverness they show, they never can reach the level of the
+ originals as they were first produced. In short, I say that this book, and
+ all that may be found treating of those French affairs, should be thrown
+ into or deposited in some dry well, until after more consideration it is
+ settled what is to be done with them; excepting always one 'Bernardo del
+ Carpio' that is going about, and another called 'Roncesvalles;' for these,
+ if they come into my hands, shall pass at once into those of the
+ housekeeper, and from hers into the fire without any reprieve."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To all this the barber gave his assent, and looked upon it as right and
+ proper, being persuaded that the curate was so staunch to the Faith and
+ loyal to the Truth that he would not for the world say anything opposed to
+ them. Opening another book he saw it was "Palmerin de Oliva," and beside
+ it was another called "Palmerin of England," seeing which the licentiate
+ said, "Let the Olive be made firewood of at once and burned until no ashes
+ even are left; and let that Palm of England be kept and preserved as a
+ thing that stands alone, and let such another case be made for it as that
+ which Alexander found among the spoils of Darius and set aside for the
+ safe keeping of the works of the poet Homer. This book, gossip, is of
+ authority for two reasons, first because it is very good, and secondly
+ because it is said to have been written by a wise and witty king of
+ Portugal. All the adventures at the Castle of Miraguarda are excellent and
+ of admirable contrivance, and the language is polished and clear, studying
+ and observing the style befitting the speaker with propriety and judgment.
+ So then, provided it seems good to you, Master Nicholas, I say let this
+ and 'Amadis of Gaul' be remitted the penalty of fire, and as for all the
+ rest, let them perish without further question or query."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nay, gossip," said the barber, "for this that I have here is the famous
+ 'Don Belianis.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well," said the curate, "that and the second, third, and fourth parts all
+ stand in need of a little rhubarb to purge their excess of bile, and they
+ must be cleared of all that stuff about the Castle of Fame and other
+ greater affectations, to which end let them be allowed the over-seas term,
+ and, according as they mend, so shall mercy or justice be meted out to
+ them; and in the mean time, gossip, do you keep them in your house and let
+ no one read them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With all my heart," said the barber; and not caring to tire himself with
+ reading more books of chivalry, he told the housekeeper to take all the
+ big ones and throw them into the yard. It was not said to one dull or
+ deaf, but to one who enjoyed burning them more than weaving the broadest
+ and finest web that could be; and seizing about eight at a time, she flung
+ them out of the window.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In carrying so many together she let one fall at the feet of the barber,
+ who took it up, curious to know whose it was, and found it said, "History
+ of the Famous Knight, Tirante el Blanco."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God bless me!" said the curate with a shout, "'Tirante el Blanco' here!
+ Hand it over, gossip, for in it I reckon I have found a treasury of
+ enjoyment and a mine of recreation. Here is Don Kyrieleison of Montalvan,
+ a valiant knight, and his brother Thomas of Montalvan, and the knight
+ Fonseca, with the battle the bold Tirante fought with the mastiff, and the
+ witticisms of the damsel Placerdemivida, and the loves and wiles of the
+ widow Reposada, and the empress in love with the squire Hipolito&mdash;in
+ truth, gossip, by right of its style it is the best book in the world.
+ Here knights eat and sleep, and die in their beds, and make their wills
+ before dying, and a great deal more of which there is nothing in all the
+ other books. Nevertheless, I say he who wrote it, for deliberately
+ composing such fooleries, deserves to be sent to the galleys for life.
+ Take it home with you and read it, and you will see that what I have said
+ is true."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As you will," said the barber; "but what are we to do with these little
+ books that are left?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "These must be, not chivalry, but poetry," said the curate; and opening
+ one he saw it was the "Diana" of Jorge de Montemayor, and, supposing all
+ the others to be of the same sort, "these," he said, "do not deserve to be
+ burned like the others, for they neither do nor can do the mischief the
+ books of chivalry have done, being books of entertainment that can hurt no
+ one."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ah, senor!" said the niece, "your worship had better order these to be
+ burned as well as the others; for it would be no wonder if, after being
+ cured of his chivalry disorder, my uncle, by reading these, took a fancy
+ to turn shepherd and range the woods and fields singing and piping; or,
+ what would be still worse, to turn poet, which they say is an incurable
+ and infectious malady."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The damsel is right," said the curate, "and it will be well to put this
+ stumbling-block and temptation out of our friend's way. To begin, then,
+ with the 'Diana' of Montemayor. I am of opinion it should not be burned,
+ but that it should be cleared of all that about the sage Felicia and the
+ magic water, and of almost all the longer pieces of verse: let it keep,
+ and welcome, its prose and the honour of being the first of books of the
+ kind."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This that comes next," said the barber, "is the 'Diana,' entitled the
+ 'Second Part, by the Salamancan,' and this other has the same title, and
+ its author is Gil Polo."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As for that of the Salamancan," replied the curate, "let it go to swell
+ the number of the condemned in the yard, and let Gil Polo's be preserved
+ as if it came from Apollo himself: but get on, gossip, and make haste, for
+ it is growing late."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This book," said the barber, opening another, "is the ten books of the
+ 'Fortune of Love,' written by Antonio de Lofraso, a Sardinian poet."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By the orders I have received," said the curate, "since Apollo has been
+ Apollo, and the Muses have been Muses, and poets have been poets, so droll
+ and absurd a book as this has never been written, and in its way it is the
+ best and the most singular of all of this species that have as yet
+ appeared, and he who has not read it may be sure he has never read what is
+ delightful. Give it here, gossip, for I make more account of having found
+ it than if they had given me a cassock of Florence stuff."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He put it aside with extreme satisfaction, and the barber went on, "These
+ that come next are 'The Shepherd of Iberia,' 'Nymphs of Henares,' and 'The
+ Enlightenment of Jealousy.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then all we have to do," said the curate, "is to hand them over to the
+ secular arm of the housekeeper, and ask me not why, or we shall never have
+ done."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This next is the 'Pastor de Filida.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No Pastor that," said the curate, "but a highly polished courtier; let it
+ be preserved as a precious jewel."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This large one here," said the barber, "is called 'The Treasury of
+ various Poems.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If there were not so many of them," said the curate, "they would be more
+ relished: this book must be weeded and cleansed of certain vulgarities
+ which it has with its excellences; let it be preserved because the author
+ is a friend of mine, and out of respect for other more heroic and loftier
+ works that he has written."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This," continued the barber, "is the 'Cancionero' of Lopez de Maldonado."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The author of that book, too," said the curate, "is a great friend of
+ mine, and his verses from his own mouth are the admiration of all who hear
+ them, for such is the sweetness of his voice that he enchants when he
+ chants them: it gives rather too much of its eclogues, but what is good
+ was never yet plentiful: let it be kept with those that have been set
+ apart. But what book is that next it?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The 'Galatea' of Miguel de Cervantes," said the barber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That Cervantes has been for many years a great friend of mine, and to my
+ knowledge he has had more experience in reverses than in verses. His book
+ has some good invention in it, it presents us with something but brings
+ nothing to a conclusion: we must wait for the Second Part it promises:
+ perhaps with amendment it may succeed in winning the full measure of grace
+ that is now denied it; and in the mean time do you, senor gossip, keep it
+ shut up in your own quarters."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Very good," said the barber; "and here come three together, the
+ 'Araucana' of Don Alonso de Ercilla, the 'Austriada' of Juan Rufo, Justice
+ of Cordova, and the 'Montserrate' of Christobal de Virues, the Valencian
+ poet."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "These three books," said the curate, "are the best that have been written
+ in Castilian in heroic verse, and they may compare with the most famous of
+ Italy; let them be preserved as the richest treasures of poetry that Spain
+ possesses."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The curate was tired and would not look into any more books, and so he
+ decided that, "contents uncertified," all the rest should be burned; but
+ just then the barber held open one, called "The Tears of Angelica."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I should have shed tears myself," said the curate when he heard the
+ title, "had I ordered that book to be burned, for its author was one of
+ the famous poets of the world, not to say of Spain, and was very happy in
+ the translation of some of Ovid's fables."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c06e" id="c06e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c06e.jpg (30K)" src="images/c06e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch7" id="ch7"></a>CHAPTER VII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c07a" id="c07a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c07a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c07a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c07a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this instant Don Quixote began shouting out, "Here, here, valiant
+ knights! here is need for you to put forth the might of your strong arms,
+ for they of the Court are gaining the mastery in the tourney!" Called away
+ by this noise and outcry, they proceeded no farther with the scrutiny of
+ the remaining books, and so it is thought that "The Carolea," "The Lion of
+ Spain," and "The Deeds of the Emperor," written by Don Luis de Avila, went
+ to the fire unseen and unheard; for no doubt they were among those that
+ remained, and perhaps if the curate had seen them they would not have
+ undergone so severe a sentence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When they reached Don Quixote he was already out of bed, and was still
+ shouting and raving, and slashing and cutting all round, as wide awake as
+ if he had never slept.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They closed with him and by force got him back to bed, and when he had
+ become a little calm, addressing the curate, he said to him, "Of a truth,
+ Senor Archbishop Turpin, it is a great disgrace for us who call ourselves
+ the Twelve Peers, so carelessly to allow the knights of the Court to gain
+ the victory in this tourney, we the adventurers having carried off the
+ honour on the three former days."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Hush, gossip," said the curate; "please God, the luck may turn, and what
+ is lost to-day may be won to-morrow; for the present let your worship have
+ a care of your health, for it seems to me that you are over-fatigued, if
+ not badly wounded."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Wounded no," said Don Quixote, "but bruised and battered no doubt, for
+ that bastard Don Roland has cudgelled me with the trunk of an oak tree,
+ and all for envy, because he sees that I alone rival him in his
+ achievements. But I should not call myself Reinaldos of Montalvan did he
+ not pay me for it in spite of all his enchantments as soon as I rise from
+ this bed. For the present let them bring me something to eat, for that, I
+ feel, is what will be more to my purpose, and leave it to me to avenge
+ myself."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They did as he wished; they gave him something to eat, and once more he
+ fell asleep, leaving them marvelling at his madness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That night the housekeeper burned to ashes all the books that were in the
+ yard and in the whole house; and some must have been consumed that
+ deserved preservation in everlasting archives, but their fate and the
+ laziness of the examiner did not permit it, and so in them was verified
+ the proverb that the innocent suffer for the guilty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of the remedies which the curate and the barber immediately applied to
+ their friend's disorder was to wall up and plaster the room where the
+ books were, so that when he got up he should not find them (possibly the
+ cause being removed the effect might cease), and they might say that a
+ magician had carried them off, room and all; and this was done with all
+ despatch. Two days later Don Quixote got up, and the first thing he did
+ was to go and look at his books, and not finding the room where he had
+ left it, he wandered from side to side looking for it. He came to the
+ place where the door used to be, and tried it with his hands, and turned
+ and twisted his eyes in every direction without saying a word; but after a
+ good while he asked his housekeeper whereabouts was the room that held his
+ books.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The housekeeper, who had been already well instructed in what she was to
+ answer, said, "What room or what nothing is it that your worship is
+ looking for? There are neither room nor books in this house now, for the
+ devil himself has carried all away."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It was not the devil," said the niece, "but a magician who came on a
+ cloud one night after the day your worship left this, and dismounting from
+ a serpent that he rode he entered the room, and what he did there I know
+ not, but after a little while he made off, flying through the roof, and
+ left the house full of smoke; and when we went to see what he had done we
+ saw neither book nor room: but we remember very well, the housekeeper and
+ I, that on leaving, the old villain said in a loud voice that, for a
+ private grudge he owed the owner of the books and the room, he had done
+ mischief in that house that would be discovered by-and-by: he said too
+ that his name was the Sage Munaton."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "He must have said Friston," said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I don't know whether he called himself Friston or Friton," said the
+ housekeeper, "I only know that his name ended with 'ton.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So it does," said Don Quixote, "and he is a sage magician, a great enemy
+ of mine, who has a spite against me because he knows by his arts and lore
+ that in process of time I am to engage in single combat with a knight whom
+ he befriends and that I am to conquer, and he will be unable to prevent
+ it; and for this reason he endeavours to do me all the ill turns that he
+ can; but I promise him it will be hard for him to oppose or avoid what is
+ decreed by Heaven."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Who doubts that?" said the niece; "but, uncle, who mixes you up in these
+ quarrels? Would it not be better to remain at peace in your own house
+ instead of roaming the world looking for better bread than ever came of
+ wheat, never reflecting that many go for wool and come back shorn?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Oh, niece of mine," replied Don Quixote, "how much astray art thou in thy
+ reckoning: ere they shear me I shall have plucked away and stripped off
+ the beards of all who dare to touch only the tip of a hair of mine."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The two were unwilling to make any further answer, as they saw that his
+ anger was kindling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In short, then, he remained at home fifteen days very quietly without
+ showing any signs of a desire to take up with his former delusions, and
+ during this time he held lively discussions with his two gossips, the
+ curate and the barber, on the point he maintained, that knights-errant
+ were what the world stood most in need of, and that in him was to be
+ accomplished the revival of knight-errantry. The curate sometimes
+ contradicted him, sometimes agreed with him, for if he had not observed
+ this precaution he would have been unable to bring him to reason.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile Don Quixote worked upon a farm labourer, a neighbour of his, an
+ honest man (if indeed that title can be given to him who is poor), but
+ with very little wit in his pate. In a word, he so talked him over, and
+ with such persuasions and promises, that the poor clown made up his mind
+ to sally forth with him and serve him as esquire. Don Quixote, among other
+ things, told him he ought to be ready to go with him gladly, because any
+ moment an adventure might occur that might win an island in the twinkling
+ of an eye and leave him governor of it. On these and the like promises
+ Sancho Panza (for so the labourer was called) left wife and children, and
+ engaged himself as esquire to his neighbour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c07b" id="c07b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c07b.jpg (322K)" src="images/c07b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c07b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote next set about getting some money; and selling one thing and
+ pawning another, and making a bad bargain in every case, he got together a
+ fair sum. He provided himself with a buckler, which he begged as a loan
+ from a friend, and, restoring his battered helmet as best he could, he
+ warned his squire Sancho of the day and hour he meant to set out, that he
+ might provide himself with what he thought most needful. Above all, he
+ charged him to take alforjas with him. The other said he would, and that
+ he meant to take also a very good ass he had, as he was not much given to
+ going on foot. About the ass, Don Quixote hesitated a little, trying
+ whether he could call to mind any knight-errant taking with him an esquire
+ mounted on ass-back, but no instance occurred to his memory. For all that,
+ however, he determined to take him, intending to furnish him with a more
+ honourable mount when a chance of it presented itself, by appropriating
+ the horse of the first discourteous knight he encountered. Himself he
+ provided with shirts and such other things as he could, according to the
+ advice the host had given him; all which being done, without taking leave,
+ Sancho Panza of his wife and children, or Don Quixote of his housekeeper
+ and niece, they sallied forth unseen by anybody from the village one
+ night, and made such good way in the course of it that by daylight they
+ held themselves safe from discovery, even should search be made for them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho rode on his ass like a patriarch, with his alforjas and bota, and
+ longing to see himself soon governor of the island his master had promised
+ him. Don Quixote decided upon taking the same route and road he had taken
+ on his first journey, that over the Campo de Montiel, which he travelled
+ with less discomfort than on the last occasion, for, as it was early
+ morning and the rays of the sun fell on them obliquely, the heat did not
+ distress them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And now said Sancho Panza to his master, "Your worship will take care,
+ Senor Knight-errant, not to forget about the island you have promised me,
+ for be it ever so big I'll be equal to governing it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must know, friend Sancho Panza, that
+ it was a practice very much in vogue with the knights-errant of old to
+ make their squires governors of the islands or kingdoms they won, and I am
+ determined that there shall be no failure on my part in so liberal a
+ custom; on the contrary, I mean to improve upon it, for they sometimes,
+ and perhaps most frequently, waited until their squires were old, and then
+ when they had had enough of service and hard days and worse nights, they
+ gave them some title or other, of count, or at the most marquis, of some
+ valley or province more or less; but if thou livest and I live, it may
+ well be that before six days are over, I may have won some kingdom that
+ has others dependent upon it, which will be just the thing to enable thee
+ to be crowned king of one of them. Nor needst thou count this wonderful,
+ for things and chances fall to the lot of such knights in ways so
+ unexampled and unexpected that I might easily give thee even more than I
+ promise thee."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that case," said Sancho Panza, "if I should become a king by one of
+ those miracles your worship speaks of, even Juana Gutierrez, my old woman,
+ would come to be queen and my children infantes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, who doubts it?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I doubt it," replied Sancho Panza, "because for my part I am persuaded
+ that though God should shower down kingdoms upon earth, not one of them
+ would fit the head of Mari Gutierrez. Let me tell you, senor, she is not
+ worth two maravedis for a queen; countess will fit her better, and that
+ only with God's help."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Leave it to God, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "for he will give her
+ what suits her best; but do not undervalue thyself so much as to come to
+ be content with anything less than being governor of a province."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will not, senor," answered Sancho, "specially as I have a man of such
+ quality for a master in your worship, who will know how to give me all
+ that will be suitable for me and that I can bear."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c07e" id="c07e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c07e.jpg (70K)" src="images/c07e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch8" id="ch8"></a>CHAPTER VIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE TERRIBLE AND
+ UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO
+ BE FITLY RECORDED
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c08a" id="c08a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c08a.jpg (142K)" src="images/c08a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c08a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this point they came in sight of thirty forty windmills that there are
+ on plain, and as soon as Don Quixote saw them he said to his squire,
+ "Fortune is arranging matters for us better than we could have shaped our
+ desires ourselves, for look there, friend Sancho Panza, where thirty or
+ more monstrous giants present themselves, all of whom I mean to engage in
+ battle and slay, and with whose spoils we shall begin to make our
+ fortunes; for this is righteous warfare, and it is God's good service to
+ sweep so evil a breed from off the face of the earth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What giants?" said Sancho Panza.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Those thou seest there," answered his master, "with the long arms, and
+ some have them nearly two leagues long."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Look, your worship," said Sancho; "what we see there are not giants but
+ windmills, and what seem to be their arms are the sails that turned by the
+ wind make the millstone go."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is easy to see," replied Don Quixote, "that thou art not used to this
+ business of adventures; those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away
+ with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in
+ fierce and unequal combat."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So saying, he gave the spur to his steed Rocinante, heedless of the cries
+ his squire Sancho sent after him, warning him that most certainly they
+ were windmills and not giants he was going to attack. He, however, was so
+ positive they were giants that he neither heard the cries of Sancho, nor
+ perceived, near as he was, what they were, but made at them shouting, "Fly
+ not, cowards and vile beings, for a single knight attacks you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A slight breeze at this moment sprang up, and the great sails began to
+ move, seeing which Don Quixote exclaimed, "Though ye flourish more arms
+ than the giant Briareus, ye have to reckon with me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So saying, and commending himself with all his heart to his lady Dulcinea,
+ imploring her to support him in such a peril, with lance in rest and
+ covered by his buckler, he charged at Rocinante's fullest gallop and fell
+ upon the first mill that stood in front of him; but as he drove his
+ lance-point into the sail the wind whirled it round with such force that
+ it shivered the lance to pieces, sweeping with it horse and rider, who
+ went rolling over on the plain, in a sorry condition. Sancho hastened to
+ his assistance as fast as his ass could go, and when he came up found him
+ unable to move, with such a shock had Rocinante fallen with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c08b" id="c08b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c08b.jpg (358K)" src="images/c08b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c08b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God bless me!" said Sancho, "did I not tell your worship to mind what you
+ were about, for they were only windmills? and no one could have made any
+ mistake about it but one who had something of the same kind in his head."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Hush, friend Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "the fortunes of war more than
+ any other are liable to frequent fluctuations; and moreover I think, and
+ it is the truth, that that same sage Friston who carried off my study and
+ books, has turned these giants into mills in order to rob me of the glory
+ of vanquishing them, such is the enmity he bears me; but in the end his
+ wicked arts will avail but little against my good sword."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c08c" id="c08c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c08c.jpg (301K)" src="images/c08c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c08c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God order it as he may," said Sancho Panza, and helping him to rise got
+ him up again on Rocinante, whose shoulder was half out; and then,
+ discussing the late adventure, they followed the road to Puerto Lapice,
+ for there, said Don Quixote, they could not fail to find adventures in
+ abundance and variety, as it was a great thoroughfare. For all that, he
+ was much grieved at the loss of his lance, and saying so to his squire, he
+ added, "I remember having read how a Spanish knight, Diego Perez de Vargas
+ by name, having broken his sword in battle, tore from an oak a ponderous
+ bough or branch, and with it did such things that day, and pounded so many
+ Moors, that he got the surname of Machuca, and he and his descendants from
+ that day forth were called Vargas y Machuca. I mention this because from
+ the first oak I see I mean to rend such another branch, large and stout
+ like that, with which I am determined and resolved to do such deeds that
+ thou mayest deem thyself very fortunate in being found worthy to come and
+ see them, and be an eyewitness of things that will with difficulty be
+ believed."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be that as God will," said Sancho, "I believe it all as your worship says
+ it; but straighten yourself a little, for you seem all on one side, may be
+ from the shaking of the fall."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is the truth," said Don Quixote, "and if I make no complaint of the
+ pain it is because knights-errant are not permitted to complain of any
+ wound, even though their bowels be coming out through it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If so," said Sancho, "I have nothing to say; but God knows I would rather
+ your worship complained when anything ailed you. For my part, I confess I
+ must complain however small the ache may be; unless this rule about not
+ complaining extends to the squires of knights-errant also."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote could not help laughing at his squire's simplicity, and he
+ assured him he might complain whenever and however he chose, just as he
+ liked, for, so far, he had never read of anything to the contrary in the
+ order of knighthood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho bade him remember it was dinner-time, to which his master answered
+ that he wanted nothing himself just then, but that he might eat when he
+ had a mind. With this permission Sancho settled himself as comfortably as
+ he could on his beast, and taking out of the alforjas what he had stowed
+ away in them, he jogged along behind his master munching deliberately, and
+ from time to time taking a pull at the bota with a relish that the
+ thirstiest tapster in Malaga might have envied; and while he went on in
+ this way, gulping down draught after draught, he never gave a thought to
+ any of the promises his master had made him, nor did he rate it as
+ hardship but rather as recreation going in quest of adventures, however
+ dangerous they might be. Finally they passed the night among some trees,
+ from one of which Don Quixote plucked a dry branch to serve him after a
+ fashion as a lance, and fixed on it the head he had removed from the
+ broken one. All that night Don Quixote lay awake thinking of his lady
+ Dulcinea, in order to conform to what he had read in his books, how many a
+ night in the forests and deserts knights used to lie sleepless supported
+ by the memory of their mistresses. Not so did Sancho Panza spend it, for
+ having his stomach full of something stronger than chicory water he made
+ but one sleep of it, and, if his master had not called him, neither the
+ rays of the sun beating on his face nor all the cheery notes of the birds
+ welcoming the approach of day would have had power to waken him. On
+ getting up he tried the bota and found it somewhat less full than the
+ night before, which grieved his heart because they did not seem to be on
+ the way to remedy the deficiency readily. Don Quixote did not care to
+ break his fast, for, as has been already said, he confined himself to
+ savoury recollections for nourishment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They returned to the road they had set out with, leading to Puerto Lapice,
+ and at three in the afternoon they came in sight of it. "Here, brother
+ Sancho Panza," said Don Quixote when he saw it, "we may plunge our hands
+ up to the elbows in what they call adventures; but observe, even shouldst
+ thou see me in the greatest danger in the world, thou must not put a hand
+ to thy sword in my defence, unless indeed thou perceivest that those who
+ assail me are rabble or base folk; for in that case thou mayest very
+ properly aid me; but if they be knights it is on no account permitted or
+ allowed thee by the laws of knighthood to help me until thou hast been
+ dubbed a knight."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Most certainly, senor," replied Sancho, "your worship shall be fully
+ obeyed in this matter; all the more as of myself I am peaceful and no
+ friend to mixing in strife and quarrels: it is true that as regards the
+ defence of my own person I shall not give much heed to those laws, for
+ laws human and divine allow each one to defend himself against any
+ assailant whatever."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That I grant," said Don Quixote, "but in this matter of aiding me against
+ knights thou must put a restraint upon thy natural impetuosity."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will do so, I promise you," answered Sancho, "and will keep this
+ precept as carefully as Sunday."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While they were thus talking there appeared on the road two friars of the
+ order of St. Benedict, mounted on two dromedaries, for not less tall were
+ the two mules they rode on. They wore travelling spectacles and carried
+ sunshades; and behind them came a coach attended by four or five persons
+ on horseback and two muleteers on foot. In the coach there was, as
+ afterwards appeared, a Biscay lady on her way to Seville, where her
+ husband was about to take passage for the Indies with an appointment of
+ high honour. The friars, though going the same road, were not in her
+ company; but the moment Don Quixote perceived them he said to his squire,
+ "Either I am mistaken, or this is going to be the most famous adventure
+ that has ever been seen, for those black bodies we see there must be, and
+ doubtless are, magicians who are carrying off some stolen princess in that
+ coach, and with all my might I must undo this wrong."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This will be worse than the windmills," said Sancho. "Look, senor; those
+ are friars of St. Benedict, and the coach plainly belongs to some
+ travellers: I tell you to mind well what you are about and don't let the
+ devil mislead you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have told thee already, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that on the
+ subject of adventures thou knowest little. What I say is the truth, as
+ thou shalt see presently."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So saying, he advanced and posted himself in the middle of the road along
+ which the friars were coming, and as soon as he thought they had come near
+ enough to hear what he said, he cried aloud, "Devilish and unnatural
+ beings, release instantly the highborn princesses whom you are carrying
+ off by force in this coach, else prepare to meet a speedy death as the
+ just punishment of your evil deeds."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The friars drew rein and stood wondering at the appearance of Don Quixote
+ as well as at his words, to which they replied, "Senor Caballero, we are
+ not devilish or unnatural, but two brothers of St. Benedict following our
+ road, nor do we know whether or not there are any captive princesses
+ coming in this coach."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No soft words with me, for I know you, lying rabble," said Don Quixote,
+ and without waiting for a reply he spurred Rocinante and with levelled
+ lance charged the first friar with such fury and determination, that, if
+ the friar had not flung himself off the mule, he would have brought him to
+ the ground against his will, and sore wounded, if not killed outright. The
+ second brother, seeing how his comrade was treated, drove his heels into
+ his castle of a mule and made off across the country faster than the wind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho Panza, when he saw the friar on the ground, dismounting briskly
+ from his ass, rushed towards him and began to strip off his gown. At that
+ instant the friars muleteers came up and asked what he was stripping him
+ for. Sancho answered them that this fell to him lawfully as spoil of the
+ battle which his lord Don Quixote had won. The muleteers, who had no idea
+ of a joke and did not understand all this about battles and spoils, seeing
+ that Don Quixote was some distance off talking to the travellers in the
+ coach, fell upon Sancho, knocked him down, and leaving hardly a hair in
+ his beard, belaboured him with kicks and left him stretched breathless and
+ senseless on the ground; and without any more delay helped the friar to
+ mount, who, trembling, terrified, and pale, as soon as he found himself in
+ the saddle, spurred after his companion, who was standing at a distance
+ looking on, watching the result of the onslaught; then, not caring to wait
+ for the end of the affair just begun, they pursued their journey making
+ more crosses than if they had the devil after them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote was, as has been said, speaking to the lady in the coach:
+ "Your beauty, lady mine," said he, "may now dispose of your person as may
+ be most in accordance with your pleasure, for the pride of your ravishers
+ lies prostrate on the ground through this strong arm of mine; and lest you
+ should be pining to know the name of your deliverer, know that I am called
+ Don Quixote of La Mancha, knight-errant and adventurer, and captive to the
+ peerless and beautiful lady Dulcinea del Toboso: and in return for the
+ service you have received of me I ask no more than that you should return
+ to El Toboso, and on my behalf present yourself before that lady and tell
+ her what I have done to set you free."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of the squires in attendance upon the coach, a Biscayan, was listening
+ to all Don Quixote was saying, and, perceiving that he would not allow the
+ coach to go on, but was saying it must return at once to El Toboso, he
+ made at him, and seizing his lance addressed him in bad Castilian and
+ worse Biscayan after his fashion, "Begone, caballero, and ill go with
+ thee; by the God that made me, unless thou quittest coach, slayest thee as
+ art here a Biscayan."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote understood him quite well, and answered him very quietly, "If
+ thou wert a knight, as thou art none, I should have already chastised thy
+ folly and rashness, miserable creature." To which the Biscayan returned,
+ "I no gentleman!&mdash;I swear to God thou liest as I am Christian: if
+ thou droppest lance and drawest sword, soon shalt thou see thou art
+ carrying water to the cat: Biscayan on land, hidalgo at sea, hidalgo at
+ the devil, and look, if thou sayest otherwise thou liest."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'"You will see presently," said Agrajes,'" replied Don Quixote; and
+ throwing his lance on the ground he drew his sword, braced his buckler on
+ his arm, and attacked the Biscayan, bent upon taking his life.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Biscayan, when he saw him coming on, though he wished to dismount from
+ his mule, in which, being one of those sorry ones let out for hire, he had
+ no confidence, had no choice but to draw his sword; it was lucky for him,
+ however, that he was near the coach, from which he was able to snatch a
+ cushion that served him for a shield; and they went at one another as if
+ they had been two mortal enemies. The others strove to make peace between
+ them, but could not, for the Biscayan declared in his disjointed phrase
+ that if they did not let him finish his battle he would kill his mistress
+ and everyone that strove to prevent him. The lady in the coach, amazed and
+ terrified at what she saw, ordered the coachman to draw aside a little,
+ and set herself to watch this severe struggle, in the course of which the
+ Biscayan smote Don Quixote a mighty stroke on the shoulder over the top of
+ his buckler, which, given to one without armour, would have cleft him to
+ the waist. Don Quixote, feeling the weight of this prodigious blow, cried
+ aloud, saying, "O lady of my soul, Dulcinea, flower of beauty, come to the
+ aid of this your knight, who, in fulfilling his obligations to your
+ beauty, finds himself in this extreme peril." To say this, to lift his
+ sword, to shelter himself well behind his buckler, and to assail the
+ Biscayan was the work of an instant, determined as he was to venture all
+ upon a single blow. The Biscayan, seeing him come on in this way, was
+ convinced of his courage by his spirited bearing, and resolved to follow
+ his example, so he waited for him keeping well under cover of his cushion,
+ being unable to execute any sort of manoeuvre with his mule, which, dead
+ tired and never meant for this kind of game, could not stir a step.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On, then, as aforesaid, came Don Quixote against the wary Biscayan, with
+ uplifted sword and a firm intention of splitting him in half, while on his
+ side the Biscayan waited for him sword in hand, and under the protection
+ of his cushion; and all present stood trembling, waiting in suspense the
+ result of blows such as threatened to fall, and the lady in the coach and
+ the rest of her following were making a thousand vows and offerings to all
+ the images and shrines of Spain, that God might deliver her squire and all
+ of them from this great peril in which they found themselves. But it
+ spoils all, that at this point and crisis the author of the history leaves
+ this battle impending, giving as excuse that he could find nothing more
+ written about these achievements of Don Quixote than what has been already
+ set forth. It is true the second author of this work was unwilling to
+ believe that a history so curious could have been allowed to fall under
+ the sentence of oblivion, or that the wits of La Mancha could have been so
+ undiscerning as not to preserve in their archives or registries some
+ documents referring to this famous knight; and this being his persuasion,
+ he did not despair of finding the conclusion of this pleasant history,
+ which, heaven favouring him, he did find in a way that shall be related in
+ the Second Part.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c08e" id="c08e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c08e.jpg (54K)" src="images/c08e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch9" id="ch9"></a>CHAPTER IX.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE GALLANT
+ BISCAYAN AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c09a" id="c09a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c09a.jpg (142K)" src="images/c09a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c09a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the First Part of this history we left the valiant Biscayan and the
+ renowned Don Quixote with drawn swords uplifted, ready to deliver two such
+ furious slashing blows that if they had fallen full and fair they would at
+ least have split and cleft them asunder from top to toe and laid them open
+ like a pomegranate; and at this so critical point the delightful history
+ came to a stop and stood cut short without any intimation from the author
+ where what was missing was to be found.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This distressed me greatly, because the pleasure derived from having read
+ such a small portion turned to vexation at the thought of the poor chance
+ that presented itself of finding the large part that, so it seemed to me,
+ was missing of such an interesting tale. It appeared to me to be a thing
+ impossible and contrary to all precedent that so good a knight should have
+ been without some sage to undertake the task of writing his marvellous
+ achievements; a thing that was never wanting to any of those
+ knights-errant who, they say, went after adventures; for every one of them
+ had one or two sages as if made on purpose, who not only recorded their
+ deeds but described their most trifling thoughts and follies, however
+ secret they might be; and such a good knight could not have been so
+ unfortunate as not to have what Platir and others like him had in
+ abundance. And so I could not bring myself to believe that such a gallant
+ tale had been left maimed and mutilated, and I laid the blame on Time, the
+ devourer and destroyer of all things, that had either concealed or
+ consumed it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the other hand, it struck me that, inasmuch as among his books there
+ had been found such modern ones as "The Enlightenment of Jealousy" and the
+ "Nymphs and Shepherds of Henares," his story must likewise be modern, and
+ that though it might not be written, it might exist in the memory of the
+ people of his village and of those in the neighbourhood. This reflection
+ kept me perplexed and longing to know really and truly the whole life and
+ wondrous deeds of our famous Spaniard, Don Quixote of La Mancha, light and
+ mirror of Manchegan chivalry, and the first that in our age and in these
+ so evil days devoted himself to the labour and exercise of the arms of
+ knight-errantry, righting wrongs, succouring widows, and protecting
+ damsels of that sort that used to ride about, whip in hand, on their
+ palfreys, with all their virginity about them, from mountain to mountain
+ and valley to valley&mdash;for, if it were not for some ruffian, or boor
+ with a hood and hatchet, or monstrous giant, that forced them, there were
+ in days of yore damsels that at the end of eighty years, in all which time
+ they had never slept a day under a roof, went to their graves as much
+ maids as the mothers that bore them. I say, then, that in these and other
+ respects our gallant Don Quixote is worthy of everlasting and notable
+ praise, nor should it be withheld even from me for the labour and pains
+ spent in searching for the conclusion of this delightful history; though I
+ know well that if Heaven, chance and good fortune had not helped me, the
+ world would have remained deprived of an entertainment and pleasure that
+ for a couple of hours or so may well occupy him who shall read it
+ attentively. The discovery of it occurred in this way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One day, as I was in the Alcana of Toledo, a boy came up to sell some
+ pamphlets and old papers to a silk mercer, and, as I am fond of reading
+ even the very scraps of paper in the streets, led by this natural bent of
+ mine I took up one of the pamphlets the boy had for sale, and saw that it
+ was in characters which I recognised as Arabic, and as I was unable to
+ read them though I could recognise them, I looked about to see if there
+ were any Spanish-speaking Morisco at hand to read them for me; nor was
+ there any great difficulty in finding such an interpreter, for even had I
+ sought one for an older and better language I should have found him. In
+ short, chance provided me with one, who when I told him what I wanted and
+ put the book into his hands, opened it in the middle and after reading a
+ little in it began to laugh. I asked him what he was laughing at, and he
+ replied that it was at something the book had written in the margin by way
+ of a note. I bade him tell it to me; and he still laughing said, "In the
+ margin, as I told you, this is written: 'This Dulcinea del Toboso so often
+ mentioned in this history, had, they say, the best hand of any woman in
+ all La Mancha for salting pigs.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I heard Dulcinea del Toboso named, I was struck with surprise and
+ amazement, for it occurred to me at once that these pamphlets contained
+ the history of Don Quixote. With this idea I pressed him to read the
+ beginning, and doing so, turning the Arabic offhand into Castilian, he
+ told me it meant, "History of Don Quixote of La Mancha, written by Cid
+ Hamete Benengeli, an Arab historian." It required great caution to hide
+ the joy I felt when the title of the book reached my ears, and snatching
+ it from the silk mercer, I bought all the papers and pamphlets from the
+ boy for half a real; and if he had had his wits about him and had known
+ how eager I was for them, he might have safely calculated on making more
+ than six reals by the bargain. I withdrew at once with the Morisco into
+ the cloister of the cathedral, and begged him to turn all these pamphlets
+ that related to Don Quixote into the Castilian tongue, without omitting or
+ adding anything to them, offering him whatever payment he pleased. He was
+ satisfied with two arrobas of raisins and two bushels of wheat, and
+ promised to translate them faithfully and with all despatch; but to make
+ the matter easier, and not to let such a precious find out of my hands, I
+ took him to my house, where in little more than a month and a half he
+ translated the whole just as it is set down here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the first pamphlet the battle between Don Quixote and the Biscayan was
+ drawn to the very life, they planted in the same attitude as the history
+ describes, their swords raised, and the one protected by his buckler, the
+ other by his cushion, and the Biscayan's mule so true to nature that it
+ could be seen to be a hired one a bowshot off. The Biscayan had an
+ inscription under his feet which said, "Don Sancho de Azpeitia," which no
+ doubt must have been his name; and at the feet of Rocinante was another
+ that said, "Don Quixote." Rocinante was marvellously portrayed, so long
+ and thin, so lank and lean, with so much backbone and so far gone in
+ consumption, that he showed plainly with what judgment and propriety the
+ name of Rocinante had been bestowed upon him. Near him was Sancho Panza
+ holding the halter of his ass, at whose feet was another label that said,
+ "Sancho Zancas," and according to the picture, he must have had a big
+ belly, a short body, and long shanks, for which reason, no doubt, the
+ names of Panza and Zancas were given him, for by these two surnames the
+ history several times calls him. Some other trifling particulars might be
+ mentioned, but they are all of slight importance and have nothing to do
+ with the true relation of the history; and no history can be bad so long
+ as it is true.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If against the present one any objection be raised on the score of its
+ truth, it can only be that its author was an Arab, as lying is a very
+ common propensity with those of that nation; though, as they are such
+ enemies of ours, it is conceivable that there were omissions rather than
+ additions made in the course of it. And this is my own opinion; for, where
+ he could and should give freedom to his pen in praise of so worthy a
+ knight, he seems to me deliberately to pass it over in silence; which is
+ ill done and worse contrived, for it is the business and duty of
+ historians to be exact, truthful, and wholly free from passion, and
+ neither interest nor fear, hatred nor love, should make them swerve from
+ the path of truth, whose mother is history, rival of time, storehouse of
+ deeds, witness for the past, example and counsel for the present, and
+ warning for the future. In this I know will be found all that can be
+ desired in the pleasantest, and if it be wanting in any good quality, I
+ maintain it is the fault of its hound of an author and not the fault of
+ the subject. To be brief, its Second Part, according to the translation,
+ began in this way:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With trenchant swords upraised and poised on high, it seemed as though the
+ two valiant and wrathful combatants stood threatening heaven, and earth,
+ and hell, with such resolution and determination did they bear themselves.
+ The fiery Biscayan was the first to strike a blow, which was delivered
+ with such force and fury that had not the sword turned in its course, that
+ single stroke would have sufficed to put an end to the bitter struggle and
+ to all the adventures of our knight; but that good fortune which reserved
+ him for greater things, turned aside the sword of his adversary, so that
+ although it smote him upon the left shoulder, it did him no more harm than
+ to strip all that side of its armour, carrying away a great part of his
+ helmet with half of his ear, all which with fearful ruin fell to the
+ ground, leaving him in a sorry plight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Good God! Who is there that could properly describe the rage that filled
+ the heart of our Manchegan when he saw himself dealt with in this fashion?
+ All that can be said is, it was such that he again raised himself in his
+ stirrups, and, grasping his sword more firmly with both hands, he came
+ down on the Biscayan with such fury, smiting him full over the cushion and
+ over the head, that&mdash;even so good a shield proving useless&mdash;as
+ if a mountain had fallen on him, he began to bleed from nose, mouth, and
+ ears, reeling as if about to fall backwards from his mule, as no doubt he
+ would have done had he not flung his arms about its neck; at the same
+ time, however, he slipped his feet out of the stirrups and then unclasped
+ his arms, and the mule, taking fright at the terrible blow, made off
+ across the plain, and with a few plunges flung its master to the ground.
+ Don Quixote stood looking on very calmly, and, when he saw him fall,
+ leaped from his horse and with great briskness ran to him, and, presenting
+ the point of his sword to his eyes, bade him surrender, or he would cut
+ his head off. The Biscayan was so bewildered that he was unable to answer
+ a word, and it would have gone hard with him, so blind was Don Quixote,
+ had not the ladies in the coach, who had hitherto been watching the combat
+ in great terror, hastened to where he stood and implored him with earnest
+ entreaties to grant them the great grace and favour of sparing their
+ squire's life; to which Don Quixote replied with much gravity and dignity,
+ "In truth, fair ladies, I am well content to do what ye ask of me; but it
+ must be on one condition and understanding, which is that this knight
+ promise me to go to the village of El Toboso, and on my behalf present
+ himself before the peerless lady Dulcinea, that she deal with him as shall
+ be most pleasing to her."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The terrified and disconsolate ladies, without discussing Don Quixote's
+ demand or asking who Dulcinea might be, promised that their squire should
+ do all that had been commanded.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then, on the faith of that promise," said Don Quixote, "I shall do him no
+ further harm, though he well deserves it of me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c09e" id="c09e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c09e.jpg (61K)" src="images/c09e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c09e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch10" id="ch10"></a>CHAPTER X.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS SQUIRE
+ SANCHO PANZA
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c10a" id="c10a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c10a.jpg (91K)" src="images/c10a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c10a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now by this time Sancho had risen, rather the worse for the handling of
+ the friars' muleteers, and stood watching the battle of his master, Don
+ Quixote, and praying to God in his heart that it might be his will to
+ grant him the victory, and that he might thereby win some island to make
+ him governor of, as he had promised. Seeing, therefore, that the struggle
+ was now over, and that his master was returning to mount Rocinante, he
+ approached to hold the stirrup for him, and, before he could mount, he
+ went on his knees before him, and taking his hand, kissed it saying, "May
+ it please your worship, Senor Don Quixote, to give me the government of
+ that island which has been won in this hard fight, for be it ever so big I
+ feel myself in sufficient force to be able to govern it as much and as
+ well as anyone in the world who has ever governed islands."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must take notice, brother Sancho, that
+ this adventure and those like it are not adventures of islands, but of
+ cross-roads, in which nothing is got except a broken head or an ear the
+ less: have patience, for adventures will present themselves from which I
+ may make you, not only a governor, but something more."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho gave him many thanks, and again kissing his hand and the skirt of
+ his hauberk, helped him to mount Rocinante, and mounting his ass himself,
+ proceeded to follow his master, who at a brisk pace, without taking leave,
+ or saying anything further to the ladies belonging to the coach, turned
+ into a wood that was hard by. Sancho followed him at his ass's best trot,
+ but Rocinante stepped out so that, seeing himself left behind, he was
+ forced to call to his master to wait for him. Don Quixote did so, reining
+ in Rocinante until his weary squire came up, who on reaching him said, "It
+ seems to me, senor, it would be prudent in us to go and take refuge in
+ some church, for, seeing how mauled he with whom you fought has been left,
+ it will be no wonder if they give information of the affair to the Holy
+ Brotherhood and arrest us, and, faith, if they do, before we come out of
+ gaol we shall have to sweat for it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Peace," said Don Quixote; "where hast thou ever seen or heard that a
+ knight-errant has been arraigned before a court of justice, however many
+ homicides he may have committed?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I know nothing about omecils," answered Sancho, "nor in my life have had
+ anything to do with one; I only know that the Holy Brotherhood looks after
+ those who fight in the fields, and in that other matter I do not meddle."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then thou needst have no uneasiness, my friend," said Don Quixote, "for I
+ will deliver thee out of the hands of the Chaldeans, much more out of
+ those of the Brotherhood. But tell me, as thou livest, hast thou seen a
+ more valiant knight than I in all the known world; hast thou read in
+ history of any who has or had higher mettle in attack, more spirit in
+ maintaining it, more dexterity in wounding or skill in overthrowing?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The truth is," answered Sancho, "that I have never read any history, for
+ I can neither read nor write, but what I will venture to bet is that a
+ more daring master than your worship I have never served in all the days
+ of my life, and God grant that this daring be not paid for where I have
+ said; what I beg of your worship is to dress your wound, for a great deal
+ of blood flows from that ear, and I have here some lint and a little white
+ ointment in the alforjas."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All that might be well dispensed with," said Don Quixote, "if I had
+ remembered to make a vial of the balsam of Fierabras, for time and
+ medicine are saved by one single drop."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What vial and what balsam is that?" said Sancho Panza.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is a balsam," answered Don Quixote, "the receipt of which I have in my
+ memory, with which one need have no fear of death, or dread dying of any
+ wound; and so when I make it and give it to thee thou hast nothing to do
+ when in some battle thou seest they have cut me in half through the middle
+ of the body&mdash;as is wont to happen frequently&mdash;but neatly and
+ with great nicety, ere the blood congeal, to place that portion of the
+ body which shall have fallen to the ground upon the other half which
+ remains in the saddle, taking care to fit it on evenly and exactly. Then
+ thou shalt give me to drink but two drops of the balsam I have mentioned,
+ and thou shalt see me become sounder than an apple."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If that be so," said Panza, "I renounce henceforth the government of the
+ promised island, and desire nothing more in payment of my many and
+ faithful services than that your worship give me the receipt of this
+ supreme liquor, for I am persuaded it will be worth more than two reals an
+ ounce anywhere, and I want no more to pass the rest of my life in ease and
+ honour; but it remains to be told if it costs much to make it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With less than three reals, six quarts of it may be made," said Don
+ Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Sinner that I am!" said Sancho, "then why does your worship put off
+ making it and teaching it to me?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Peace, friend," answered Don Quixote; "greater secrets I mean to teach
+ thee and greater favours to bestow upon thee; and for the present let us
+ see to the dressing, for my ear pains me more than I could wish."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho took out some lint and ointment from the alforjas; but when Don
+ Quixote came to see his helmet shattered, he was like to lose his senses,
+ and clapping his hand upon his sword and raising his eyes to heaven, he
+ said, "I swear by the Creator of all things and the four Gospels in their
+ fullest extent, to do as the great Marquis of Mantua did when he swore to
+ avenge the death of his nephew Baldwin (and that was not to eat bread from
+ a table-cloth, nor embrace his wife, and other points which, though I
+ cannot now call them to mind, I here grant as expressed) until I take
+ complete vengeance upon him who has committed such an offence against me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hearing this, Sancho said to him, "Your worship should bear in mind, Senor
+ Don Quixote, that if the knight has done what was commanded him in going
+ to present himself before my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, he will have done
+ all that he was bound to do, and does not deserve further punishment
+ unless he commits some new offence."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou hast said well and hit the point," answered Don Quixote; and so I
+ recall the oath in so far as relates to taking fresh vengeance on him, but
+ I make and confirm it anew to lead the life I have said until such time as
+ I take by force from some knight another helmet such as this and as good;
+ and think not, Sancho, that I am raising smoke with straw in doing so, for
+ I have one to imitate in the matter, since the very same thing to a hair
+ happened in the case of Mambrino's helmet, which cost Sacripante so dear."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor," replied Sancho, "let your worship send all such oaths to the
+ devil, for they are very pernicious to salvation and prejudicial to the
+ conscience; just tell me now, if for several days to come we fall in with
+ no man armed with a helmet, what are we to do? Is the oath to be observed
+ in spite of all the inconvenience and discomfort it will be to sleep in
+ your clothes, and not to sleep in a house, and a thousand other
+ mortifications contained in the oath of that old fool the Marquis of
+ Mantua, which your worship is now wanting to revive? Let your worship
+ observe that there are no men in armour travelling on any of these roads,
+ nothing but carriers and carters, who not only do not wear helmets, but
+ perhaps never heard tell of them all their lives."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou art wrong there," said Don Quixote, "for we shall not have been
+ above two hours among these cross-roads before we see more men in armour
+ than came to Albraca to win the fair Angelica."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Enough," said Sancho; "so be it then, and God grant us success, and that
+ the time for winning that island which is costing me so dear may soon
+ come, and then let me die."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have already told thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "not to give thyself
+ any uneasiness on that score; for if an island should fail, there is the
+ kingdom of Denmark, or of Sobradisa, which will fit thee as a ring fits
+ the finger, and all the more that, being on terra firma, thou wilt all the
+ better enjoy thyself. But let us leave that to its own time; see if thou
+ hast anything for us to eat in those alforjas, because we must presently
+ go in quest of some castle where we may lodge to-night and make the balsam
+ I told thee of, for I swear to thee by God, this ear is giving me great
+ pain."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have here an onion and a little cheese and a few scraps of bread," said
+ Sancho, "but they are not victuals fit for a valiant knight like your
+ worship."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How little thou knowest about it," answered Don Quixote; "I would have
+ thee to know, Sancho, that it is the glory of knights-errant to go without
+ eating for a month, and even when they do eat, that it should be of what
+ comes first to hand; and this would have been clear to thee hadst thou
+ read as many histories as I have, for, though they are very many, among
+ them all I have found no mention made of knights-errant eating, unless by
+ accident or at some sumptuous banquets prepared for them, and the rest of
+ the time they passed in dalliance. And though it is plain they could not
+ do without eating and performing all the other natural functions, because,
+ in fact, they were men like ourselves, it is plain too that, wandering as
+ they did the most part of their lives through woods and wilds and without
+ a cook, their most usual fare would be rustic viands such as those thou
+ now offer me; so that, friend Sancho, let not that distress thee which
+ pleases me, and do not seek to make a new world or pervert
+ knight-errantry."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Pardon me, your worship," said Sancho, "for, as I cannot read or write,
+ as I said just now, I neither know nor comprehend the rules of the
+ profession of chivalry: henceforward I will stock the alforjas with every
+ kind of dry fruit for your worship, as you are a knight; and for myself,
+ as I am not one, I will furnish them with poultry and other things more
+ substantial."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not say, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that it is imperative on
+ knights-errant not to eat anything else but the fruits thou speakest of;
+ only that their more usual diet must be those, and certain herbs they
+ found in the fields which they knew and I know too."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A good thing it is," answered Sancho, "to know those herbs, for to my
+ thinking it will be needful some day to put that knowledge into practice."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And here taking out what he said he had brought, the pair made their
+ repast peaceably and sociably. But anxious to find quarters for the night,
+ they with all despatch made an end of their poor dry fare, mounted at
+ once, and made haste to reach some habitation before night set in; but
+ daylight and the hope of succeeding in their object failed them close by
+ the huts of some goatherds, so they determined to pass the night there,
+ and it was as much to Sancho's discontent not to have reached a house, as
+ it was to his master's satisfaction to sleep under the open heaven, for he
+ fancied that each time this happened to him he performed an act of
+ ownership that helped to prove his chivalry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c10e" id="c10e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c10e.jpg (57K)" src="images/c10e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch11" id="ch11"></a>CHAPTER XI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c11a" id="c11a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c11a.jpg (173K)" src="images/c11a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c11a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was cordially welcomed by the goatherds, and Sancho, having as best he
+ could put up Rocinante and the ass, drew towards the fragrance that came
+ from some pieces of salted goat simmering in a pot on the fire; and though
+ he would have liked at once to try if they were ready to be transferred
+ from the pot to the stomach, he refrained from doing so as the goatherds
+ removed them from the fire, and laying sheepskins on the ground, quickly
+ spread their rude table, and with signs of hearty good-will invited them
+ both to share what they had. Round the skins six of the men belonging to
+ the fold seated themselves, having first with rough politeness pressed Don
+ Quixote to take a seat upon a trough which they placed for him upside
+ down. Don Quixote seated himself, and Sancho remained standing to serve
+ the cup, which was made of horn. Seeing him standing, his master said to
+ him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That thou mayest see, Sancho, the good that knight-errantry contains in
+ itself, and how those who fill any office in it are on the high road to be
+ speedily honoured and esteemed by the world, I desire that thou seat
+ thyself here at my side and in the company of these worthy people, and
+ that thou be one with me who am thy master and natural lord, and that thou
+ eat from my plate and drink from whatever I drink from; for the same may
+ be said of knight-errantry as of love, that it levels all."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Great thanks," said Sancho, "but I may tell your worship that provided I
+ have enough to eat, I can eat it as well, or better, standing, and by
+ myself, than seated alongside of an emperor. And indeed, if the truth is
+ to be told, what I eat in my corner without form or fuss has much more
+ relish for me, even though it be bread and onions, than the turkeys of
+ those other tables where I am forced to chew slowly, drink little, wipe my
+ mouth every minute, and cannot sneeze or cough if I want or do other
+ things that are the privileges of liberty and solitude. So, senor, as for
+ these honours which your worship would put upon me as a servant and
+ follower of knight-errantry, exchange them for other things which may be
+ of more use and advantage to me; for these, though I fully acknowledge
+ them as received, I renounce from this moment to the end of the world."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For all that," said Don Quixote, "thou must seat thyself, because him who
+ humbleth himself God exalteth;" and seizing him by the arm he forced him
+ to sit down beside himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The goatherds did not understand this jargon about squires and
+ knights-errant, and all they did was to eat in silence and stare at their
+ guests, who with great elegance and appetite were stowing away pieces as
+ big as one's fist. The course of meat finished, they spread upon the
+ sheepskins a great heap of parched acorns, and with them they put down a
+ half cheese harder than if it had been made of mortar. All this while the
+ horn was not idle, for it went round so constantly, now full, now empty,
+ like the bucket of a water-wheel, that it soon drained one of the two
+ wine-skins that were in sight. When Don Quixote had quite appeased his
+ appetite he took up a handful of the acorns, and contemplating them
+ attentively delivered himself somewhat in this fashion:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Happy the age, happy the time, to which the ancients gave the name of
+ golden, not because in that fortunate age the gold so coveted in this our
+ iron one was gained without toil, but because they that lived in it knew
+ not the two words "mine" and "thine"! In that blessed age all things were
+ in common; to win the daily food no labour was required of any save to
+ stretch forth his hand and gather it from the sturdy oaks that stood
+ generously inviting him with their sweet ripe fruit. The clear streams and
+ running brooks yielded their savoury limpid waters in noble abundance. The
+ busy and sagacious bees fixed their republic in the clefts of the rocks
+ and hollows of the trees, offering without usance the plenteous produce of
+ their fragrant toil to every hand. The mighty cork trees, unenforced save
+ of their own courtesy, shed the broad light bark that served at first to
+ roof the houses supported by rude stakes, a protection against the
+ inclemency of heaven alone. Then all was peace, all friendship, all
+ concord; as yet the dull share of the crooked plough had not dared to rend
+ and pierce the tender bowels of our first mother that without compulsion
+ yielded from every portion of her broad fertile bosom all that could
+ satisfy, sustain, and delight the children that then possessed her. Then
+ was it that the innocent and fair young shepherdess roamed from vale to
+ vale and hill to hill, with flowing locks, and no more garments than were
+ needful modestly to cover what modesty seeks and ever sought to hide. Nor
+ were their ornaments like those in use to-day, set off by Tyrian purple,
+ and silk tortured in endless fashions, but the wreathed leaves of the
+ green dock and ivy, wherewith they went as bravely and becomingly decked
+ as our Court dames with all the rare and far-fetched artifices that idle
+ curiosity has taught them. Then the love-thoughts of the heart clothed
+ themselves simply and naturally as the heart conceived them, nor sought to
+ commend themselves by forced and rambling verbiage. Fraud, deceit, or
+ malice had then not yet mingled with truth and sincerity. Justice held her
+ ground, undisturbed and unassailed by the efforts of favour and of
+ interest, that now so much impair, pervert, and beset her. Arbitrary law
+ had not yet established itself in the mind of the judge, for then there
+ was no cause to judge and no one to be judged. Maidens and modesty, as I
+ have said, wandered at will alone and unattended, without fear of insult
+ from lawlessness or libertine assault, and if they were undone it was of
+ their own will and pleasure. But now in this hateful age of ours not one
+ is safe, not though some new labyrinth like that of Crete conceal and
+ surround her; even there the pestilence of gallantry will make its way to
+ them through chinks or on the air by the zeal of its accursed importunity,
+ and, despite of all seclusion, lead them to ruin. In defence of these, as
+ time advanced and wickedness increased, the order of knights-errant was
+ instituted, to defend maidens, to protect widows and to succour the
+ orphans and the needy. To this order I belong, brother goatherds, to whom
+ I return thanks for the hospitality and kindly welcome ye offer me and my
+ squire; for though by natural law all living are bound to show favour to
+ knights-errant, yet, seeing that without knowing this obligation ye have
+ welcomed and feasted me, it is right that with all the good-will in my
+ power I should thank you for yours."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c11b" id="c11b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c11b.jpg (349K)" src="images/c11b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c11b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this long harangue (which might very well have been spared) our knight
+ delivered because the acorns they gave him reminded him of the golden age;
+ and the whim seized him to address all this unnecessary argument to the
+ goatherds, who listened to him gaping in amazement without saying a word
+ in reply. Sancho likewise held his peace and ate acorns, and paid repeated
+ visits to the second wine-skin, which they had hung up on a cork tree to
+ keep the wine cool.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote was longer in talking than the supper in finishing, at the end
+ of which one of the goatherds said, "That your worship, senor
+ knight-errant, may say with more truth that we show you hospitality with
+ ready good-will, we will give you amusement and pleasure by making one of
+ our comrades sing: he will be here before long, and he is a very
+ intelligent youth and deep in love, and what is more he can read and write
+ and play on the rebeck to perfection."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The goatherd had hardly done speaking, when the notes of the rebeck
+ reached their ears; and shortly after, the player came up, a very
+ good-looking young man of about two-and-twenty. His comrades asked him if
+ he had supped, and on his replying that he had, he who had already made
+ the offer said to him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that case, Antonio, thou mayest as well do us the pleasure of singing
+ a little, that the gentleman, our guest, may see that even in the
+ mountains and woods there are musicians: we have told him of thy
+ accomplishments, and we want thee to show them and prove that we say true;
+ so, as thou livest, pray sit down and sing that ballad about thy love that
+ thy uncle the prebendary made thee, and that was so much liked in the
+ town."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With all my heart," said the young man, and without waiting for more
+ pressing he seated himself on the trunk of a felled oak, and tuning his
+ rebeck, presently began to sing to these words.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ ANTONIO'S BALLAD
+
+Thou dost love me well, Olalla;
+ Well I know it, even though
+Love's mute tongues, thine eyes, have never
+ By their glances told me so.
+
+For I know my love thou knowest,
+ Therefore thine to claim I dare:
+Once it ceases to be secret,
+ Love need never feel despair.
+
+True it is, Olalla, sometimes
+ Thou hast all too plainly shown
+That thy heart is brass in hardness,
+ And thy snowy bosom stone.
+
+Yet for all that, in thy coyness,
+ And thy fickle fits between,
+Hope is there&mdash;at least the border
+ Of her garment may be seen.
+
+Lures to faith are they, those glimpses,
+ And to faith in thee I hold;
+Kindness cannot make it stronger,
+ Coldness cannot make it cold.
+
+If it be that love is gentle,
+ In thy gentleness I see
+Something holding out assurance
+ To the hope of winning thee.
+
+If it be that in devotion
+ Lies a power hearts to move,
+That which every day I show thee,
+ Helpful to my suit should prove.
+
+Many a time thou must have noticed&mdash;
+ If to notice thou dost care&mdash;
+How I go about on Monday
+ Dressed in all my Sunday wear.
+
+Love's eyes love to look on brightness;
+ Love loves what is gaily drest;
+Sunday, Monday, all I care is
+ Thou shouldst see me in my best.
+
+No account I make of dances,
+ Or of strains that pleased thee so,
+Keeping thee awake from midnight
+ Till the cocks began to crow;
+
+Or of how I roundly swore it
+ That there's none so fair as thou;
+True it is, but as I said it,
+ By the girls I'm hated now.
+
+For Teresa of the hillside
+ At my praise of thee was sore;
+Said, "You think you love an angel;
+ It's a monkey you adore;
+
+"Caught by all her glittering trinkets,
+ And her borrowed braids of hair,
+And a host of made-up beauties
+ That would Love himself ensnare."
+
+'T was a lie, and so I told her,
+ And her cousin at the word
+Gave me his defiance for it;
+ And what followed thou hast heard.
+
+Mine is no high-flown affection,
+ Mine no passion par amours&mdash;
+As they call it&mdash;what I offer
+ Is an honest love, and pure.
+
+Cunning cords the holy Church has,
+ Cords of softest silk they be;
+Put thy neck beneath the yoke, dear;
+ Mine will follow, thou wilt see.
+
+Else&mdash;and once for all I swear it
+ By the saint of most renown&mdash;
+If I ever quit the mountains,
+ 'T will be in a friar's gown.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Here the goatherd brought his song to an end, and though Don Quixote
+ entreated him to sing more, Sancho had no mind that way, being more
+ inclined for sleep than for listening to songs; so said he to his master,
+ "Your worship will do well to settle at once where you mean to pass the
+ night, for the labour these good men are at all day does not allow them to
+ spend the night in singing."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "I perceive clearly that
+ those visits to the wine-skin demand compensation in sleep rather than in
+ music."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It's sweet to us all, blessed be God," said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not deny it," replied Don Quixote; "but settle thyself where thou
+ wilt; those of my calling are more becomingly employed in watching than in
+ sleeping; still it would be as well if thou wert to dress this ear for me
+ again, for it is giving me more pain than it need."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho did as he bade him, but one of the goatherds, seeing the wound,
+ told him not to be uneasy, as he would apply a remedy with which it would
+ be soon healed; and gathering some leaves of rosemary, of which there was
+ a great quantity there, he chewed them and mixed them with a little salt,
+ and applying them to the ear he secured them firmly with a bandage,
+ assuring him that no other treatment would be required, and so it proved.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c11e" id="c11e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c11e.jpg (37K)" src="images/c11e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch12" id="ch12"></a>CHAPTER XII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF WHAT A GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c12a" id="c12a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c12a.jpg (143K)" src="images/c12a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c12a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just then another young man, one of those who fetched their provisions
+ from the village, came up and said, "Do you know what is going on in the
+ village, comrades?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How could we know it?" replied one of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, then, you must know," continued the young man, "this morning that
+ famous student-shepherd called Chrysostom died, and it is rumoured that he
+ died of love for that devil of a village girl the daughter of Guillermo
+ the Rich, she that wanders about the wolds here in the dress of a
+ shepherdess."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You mean Marcela?" said one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Her I mean," answered the goatherd; "and the best of it is, he has
+ directed in his will that he is to be buried in the fields like a Moor,
+ and at the foot of the rock where the Cork-tree spring is, because, as the
+ story goes (and they say he himself said so), that was the place where he
+ first saw her. And he has also left other directions which the clergy of
+ the village say should not and must not be obeyed because they savour of
+ paganism. To all which his great friend Ambrosio the student, he who, like
+ him, also went dressed as a shepherd, replies that everything must be done
+ without any omission according to the directions left by Chrysostom, and
+ about this the village is all in commotion; however, report says that,
+ after all, what Ambrosio and all the shepherds his friends desire will be
+ done, and to-morrow they are coming to bury him with great ceremony where
+ I said. I am sure it will be something worth seeing; at least I will not
+ fail to go and see it even if I knew I should not return to the village
+ tomorrow."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "We will do the same," answered the goatherds, "and cast lots to see who
+ must stay to mind the goats of all."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou sayest well, Pedro," said one, "though there will be no need of
+ taking that trouble, for I will stay behind for all; and don't suppose it
+ is virtue or want of curiosity in me; it is that the splinter that ran
+ into my foot the other day will not let me walk."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For all that, we thank thee," answered Pedro.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote asked Pedro to tell him who the dead man was and who the
+ shepherdess, to which Pedro replied that all he knew was that the dead man
+ was a wealthy gentleman belonging to a village in those mountains, who had
+ been a student at Salamanca for many years, at the end of which he
+ returned to his village with the reputation of being very learned and
+ deeply read. "Above all, they said, he was learned in the science of the
+ stars and of what went on yonder in the heavens and the sun and the moon,
+ for he told us of the cris of the sun and moon to exact time."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Eclipse it is called, friend, not cris, the darkening of those two
+ luminaries," said Don Quixote; but Pedro, not troubling himself with
+ trifles, went on with his story, saying, "Also he foretold when the year
+ was going to be one of abundance or estility."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Sterility, you mean," said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Sterility or estility," answered Pedro, "it is all the same in the end.
+ And I can tell you that by this his father and friends who believed him
+ grew very rich because they did as he advised them, bidding them 'sow
+ barley this year, not wheat; this year you may sow pulse and not barley;
+ the next there will be a full oil crop, and the three following not a drop
+ will be got.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That science is called astrology," said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not know what it is called," replied Pedro, "but I know that he knew
+ all this and more besides. But, to make an end, not many months had passed
+ after he returned from Salamanca, when one day he appeared dressed as a
+ shepherd with his crook and sheepskin, having put off the long gown he
+ wore as a scholar; and at the same time his great friend, Ambrosio by
+ name, who had been his companion in his studies, took to the shepherd's
+ dress with him. I forgot to say that Chrysostom, who is dead, was a great
+ man for writing verses, so much so that he made carols for Christmas Eve,
+ and plays for Corpus Christi, which the young men of our village acted,
+ and all said they were excellent. When the villagers saw the two scholars
+ so unexpectedly appearing in shepherd's dress, they were lost in wonder,
+ and could not guess what had led them to make so extraordinary a change.
+ About this time the father of our Chrysostom died, and he was left heir to
+ a large amount of property in chattels as well as in land, no small number
+ of cattle and sheep, and a large sum of money, of all of which the young
+ man was left dissolute owner, and indeed he was deserving of it all, for
+ he was a very good comrade, and kind-hearted, and a friend of worthy folk,
+ and had a countenance like a benediction. Presently it came to be known
+ that he had changed his dress with no other object than to wander about
+ these wastes after that shepherdess Marcela our lad mentioned a while ago,
+ with whom the deceased Chrysostom had fallen in love. And I must tell you
+ now, for it is well you should know it, who this girl is; perhaps, and
+ even without any perhaps, you will not have heard anything like it all the
+ days of your life, though you should live more years than sarna."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Say Sarra," said Don Quixote, unable to endure the goatherd's confusion
+ of words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The sarna lives long enough," answered Pedro; "and if, senor, you must go
+ finding fault with words at every step, we shall not make an end of it
+ this twelvemonth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Pardon me, friend," said Don Quixote; "but, as there is such a difference
+ between sarna and Sarra, I told you of it; however, you have answered very
+ rightly, for sarna lives longer than Sarra: so continue your story, and I
+ will not object any more to anything."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I say then, my dear sir," said the goatherd, "that in our village there
+ was a farmer even richer than the father of Chrysostom, who was named
+ Guillermo, and upon whom God bestowed, over and above great wealth, a
+ daughter at whose birth her mother died, the most respected woman there
+ was in this neighbourhood; I fancy I can see her now with that countenance
+ which had the sun on one side and the moon on the other; and moreover
+ active, and kind to the poor, for which I trust that at the present moment
+ her soul is in bliss with God in the other world. Her husband Guillermo
+ died of grief at the death of so good a wife, leaving his daughter
+ Marcela, a child and rich, to the care of an uncle of hers, a priest and
+ prebendary in our village. The girl grew up with such beauty that it
+ reminded us of her mother's, which was very great, and yet it was thought
+ that the daughter's would exceed it; and so when she reached the age of
+ fourteen to fifteen years nobody beheld her but blessed God that had made
+ her so beautiful, and the greater number were in love with her past
+ redemption. Her uncle kept her in great seclusion and retirement, but for
+ all that the fame of her great beauty spread so that, as well for it as
+ for her great wealth, her uncle was asked, solicited, and importuned, to
+ give her in marriage not only by those of our town but of those many
+ leagues round, and by the persons of highest quality in them. But he,
+ being a good Christian man, though he desired to give her in marriage at
+ once, seeing her to be old enough, was unwilling to do so without her
+ consent, not that he had any eye to the gain and profit which the custody
+ of the girl's property brought him while he put off her marriage; and,
+ faith, this was said in praise of the good priest in more than one set in
+ the town. For I would have you know, Sir Errant, that in these little
+ villages everything is talked about and everything is carped at, and rest
+ assured, as I am, that the priest must be over and above good who forces
+ his parishioners to speak well of him, especially in villages."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is the truth," said Don Quixote; "but go on, for the story is very
+ good, and you, good Pedro, tell it with very good grace."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "May that of the Lord not be wanting to me," said Pedro; "that is the one
+ to have. To proceed; you must know that though the uncle put before his
+ niece and described to her the qualities of each one in particular of the
+ many who had asked her in marriage, begging her to marry and make a choice
+ according to her own taste, she never gave any other answer than that she
+ had no desire to marry just yet, and that being so young she did not think
+ herself fit to bear the burden of matrimony. At these, to all appearance,
+ reasonable excuses that she made, her uncle ceased to urge her, and waited
+ till she was somewhat more advanced in age and could mate herself to her
+ own liking. For, said he&mdash;and he said quite right&mdash;parents are
+ not to settle children in life against their will. But when one least
+ looked for it, lo and behold! one day the demure Marcela makes her
+ appearance turned shepherdess; and, in spite of her uncle and all those of
+ the town that strove to dissuade her, took to going a-field with the other
+ shepherd-lasses of the village, and tending her own flock. And so, since
+ she appeared in public, and her beauty came to be seen openly, I could not
+ well tell you how many rich youths, gentlemen and peasants, have adopted
+ the costume of Chrysostom, and go about these fields making love to her.
+ One of these, as has been already said, was our deceased friend, of whom
+ they say that he did not love but adore her. But you must not suppose,
+ because Marcela chose a life of such liberty and independence, and of so
+ little or rather no retirement, that she has given any occasion, or even
+ the semblance of one, for disparagement of her purity and modesty; on the
+ contrary, such and so great is the vigilance with which she watches over
+ her honour, that of all those that court and woo her not one has boasted,
+ or can with truth boast, that she has given him any hope however small of
+ obtaining his desire. For although she does not avoid or shun the society
+ and conversation of the shepherds, and treats them courteously and kindly,
+ should any one of them come to declare his intention to her, though it be
+ one as proper and holy as that of matrimony, she flings him from her like
+ a catapult. And with this kind of disposition she does more harm in this
+ country than if the plague had got into it, for her affability and her
+ beauty draw on the hearts of those that associate with her to love her and
+ to court her, but her scorn and her frankness bring them to the brink of
+ despair; and so they know not what to say save to proclaim her aloud cruel
+ and hard-hearted, and other names of the same sort which well describe the
+ nature of her character; and if you should remain here any time, senor,
+ you would hear these hills and valleys resounding with the laments of the
+ rejected ones who pursue her. Not far from this there is a spot where
+ there are a couple of dozen of tall beeches, and there is not one of them
+ but has carved and written on its smooth bark the name of Marcela, and
+ above some a crown carved on the same tree as though her lover would say
+ more plainly that Marcela wore and deserved that of all human beauty. Here
+ one shepherd is sighing, there another is lamenting; there love songs are
+ heard, here despairing elegies. One will pass all the hours of the night
+ seated at the foot of some oak or rock, and there, without having closed
+ his weeping eyes, the sun finds him in the morning bemused and bereft of
+ sense; and another without relief or respite to his sighs, stretched on
+ the burning sand in the full heat of the sultry summer noontide, makes his
+ appeal to the compassionate heavens, and over one and the other, over
+ these and all, the beautiful Marcela triumphs free and careless. And all
+ of us that know her are waiting to see what her pride will come to, and
+ who is to be the happy man that will succeed in taming a nature so
+ formidable and gaining possession of a beauty so supreme. All that I have
+ told you being such well-established truth, I am persuaded that what they
+ say of the cause of Chrysostom's death, as our lad told us, is the same.
+ And so I advise you, senor, fail not to be present to-morrow at his
+ burial, which will be well worth seeing, for Chrysostom had many friends,
+ and it is not half a league from this place to where he directed he should
+ be buried."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will make a point of it," said Don Quixote, "and I thank you for the
+ pleasure you have given me by relating so interesting a tale."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Oh," said the goatherd, "I do not know even the half of what has happened
+ to the lovers of Marcela, but perhaps to-morrow we may fall in with some
+ shepherd on the road who can tell us; and now it will be well for you to
+ go and sleep under cover, for the night air may hurt your wound, though
+ with the remedy I have applied to you there is no fear of an untoward
+ result."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho Panza, who was wishing the goatherd's loquacity at the devil, on
+ his part begged his master to go into Pedro's hut to sleep. He did so, and
+ passed all the rest of the night in thinking of his lady Dulcinea, in
+ imitation of the lovers of Marcela. Sancho Panza settled himself between
+ Rocinante and his ass, and slept, not like a lover who had been discarded,
+ but like a man who had been soundly kicked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c12e" id="c12e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c12e.jpg (42K)" src="images/c12e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch13" id="ch13"></a>CHAPTER XIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH OTHER
+ INCIDENTS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c13a" id="c13a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c13a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c13a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c13a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But hardly had day begun to show itself through the balconies of the east,
+ when five of the six goatherds came to rouse Don Quixote and tell him that
+ if he was still of a mind to go and see the famous burial of Chrysostom
+ they would bear him company. Don Quixote, who desired nothing better, rose
+ and ordered Sancho to saddle and pannel at once, which he did with all
+ despatch, and with the same they all set out forthwith. They had not gone
+ a quarter of a league when at the meeting of two paths they saw coming
+ towards them some six shepherds dressed in black sheepskins and with their
+ heads crowned with garlands of cypress and bitter oleander. Each of them
+ carried a stout holly staff in his hand, and along with them there came
+ two men of quality on horseback in handsome travelling dress, with three
+ servants on foot accompanying them. Courteous salutations were exchanged
+ on meeting, and inquiring one of the other which way each party was going,
+ they learned that all were bound for the scene of the burial, so they went
+ on all together.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One of those on horseback addressing his companion said to him, "It seems
+ to me, Senor Vivaldo, that we may reckon as well spent the delay we shall
+ incur in seeing this remarkable funeral, for remarkable it cannot but be
+ judging by the strange things these shepherds have told us, of both the
+ dead shepherd and homicide shepherdess."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So I think too," replied Vivaldo, "and I would delay not to say a day,
+ but four, for the sake of seeing it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote asked them what it was they had heard of Marcela and
+ Chrysostom. The traveller answered that the same morning they had met
+ these shepherds, and seeing them dressed in this mournful fashion they had
+ asked them the reason of their appearing in such a guise; which one of
+ them gave, describing the strange behaviour and beauty of a shepherdess
+ called Marcela, and the loves of many who courted her, together with the
+ death of that Chrysostom to whose burial they were going. In short, he
+ repeated all that Pedro had related to Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This conversation dropped, and another was commenced by him who was called
+ Vivaldo asking Don Quixote what was the reason that led him to go armed in
+ that fashion in a country so peaceful. To which Don Quixote replied, "The
+ pursuit of my calling does not allow or permit me to go in any other
+ fashion; easy life, enjoyment, and repose were invented for soft
+ courtiers, but toil, unrest, and arms were invented and made for those
+ alone whom the world calls knights-errant, of whom I, though unworthy, am
+ the least of all."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The instant they heard this all set him down as mad, and the better to
+ settle the point and discover what kind of madness his was, Vivaldo
+ proceeded to ask him what knights-errant meant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Have not your worships," replied Don Quixote, "read the annals and
+ histories of England, in which are recorded the famous deeds of King
+ Arthur, whom we in our popular Castilian invariably call King Artus, with
+ regard to whom it is an ancient tradition, and commonly received all over
+ that kingdom of Great Britain, that this king did not die, but was changed
+ by magic art into a raven, and that in process of time he is to return to
+ reign and recover his kingdom and sceptre; for which reason it cannot be
+ proved that from that time to this any Englishman ever killed a raven?
+ Well, then, in the time of this good king that famous order of chivalry of
+ the Knights of the Round Table was instituted, and the amour of Don
+ Lancelot of the Lake with the Queen Guinevere occurred, precisely as is
+ there related, the go-between and confidante therein being the highly
+ honourable dame Quintanona, whence came that ballad so well known and
+ widely spread in our Spain&mdash;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+O never surely was there knight
+ So served by hand of dame,
+As served was he Sir Lancelot hight
+ When he from Britain came--
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ with all the sweet and delectable course of his achievements in love and
+ war. Handed down from that time, then, this order of chivalry went on
+ extending and spreading itself over many and various parts of the world;
+ and in it, famous and renowned for their deeds, were the mighty Amadis of
+ Gaul with all his sons and descendants to the fifth generation, and the
+ valiant Felixmarte of Hircania, and the never sufficiently praised Tirante
+ el Blanco, and in our own days almost we have seen and heard and talked
+ with the invincible knight Don Belianis of Greece. This, then, sirs, is to
+ be a knight-errant, and what I have spoken of is the order of his
+ chivalry, of which, as I have already said, I, though a sinner, have made
+ profession, and what the aforesaid knights professed that same do I
+ profess, and so I go through these solitudes and wilds seeking adventures,
+ resolved in soul to oppose my arm and person to the most perilous that
+ fortune may offer me in aid of the weak and needy."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By these words of his the travellers were able to satisfy themselves of
+ Don Quixote's being out of his senses and of the form of madness that
+ overmastered him, at which they felt the same astonishment that all felt
+ on first becoming acquainted with it; and Vivaldo, who was a person of
+ great shrewdness and of a lively temperament, in order to beguile the
+ short journey which they said was required to reach the mountain, the
+ scene of the burial, sought to give him an opportunity of going on with
+ his absurdities. So he said to him, "It seems to me, Senor Knight-errant,
+ that your worship has made choice of one of the most austere professions
+ in the world, and I imagine even that of the Carthusian monks is not so
+ austere."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As austere it may perhaps be," replied our Don Quixote, "but so necessary
+ for the world I am very much inclined to doubt. For, if the truth is to be
+ told, the soldier who executes what his captain orders does no less than
+ the captain himself who gives the order. My meaning, is, that churchmen in
+ peace and quiet pray to Heaven for the welfare of the world, but we
+ soldiers and knights carry into effect what they pray for, defending it
+ with the might of our arms and the edge of our swords, not under shelter
+ but in the open air, a target for the intolerable rays of the sun in
+ summer and the piercing frosts of winter. Thus are we God's ministers on
+ earth and the arms by which his justice is done therein. And as the
+ business of war and all that relates and belongs to it cannot be conducted
+ without exceeding great sweat, toil, and exertion, it follows that those
+ who make it their profession have undoubtedly more labour than those who
+ in tranquil peace and quiet are engaged in praying to God to help the
+ weak. I do not mean to say, nor does it enter into my thoughts, that the
+ knight-errant's calling is as good as that of the monk in his cell; I
+ would merely infer from what I endure myself that it is beyond a doubt a
+ more laborious and a more belaboured one, a hungrier and thirstier, a
+ wretcheder, raggeder, and lousier; for there is no reason to doubt that
+ the knights-errant of yore endured much hardship in the course of their
+ lives. And if some of them by the might of their arms did rise to be
+ emperors, in faith it cost them dear in the matter of blood and sweat; and
+ if those who attained to that rank had not had magicians and sages to help
+ them they would have been completely baulked in their ambition and
+ disappointed in their hopes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is my own opinion," replied the traveller; "but one thing among many
+ others seems to me very wrong in knights-errant, and that is that when
+ they find themselves about to engage in some mighty and perilous adventure
+ in which there is manifest danger of losing their lives, they never at the
+ moment of engaging in it think of commending themselves to God, as is the
+ duty of every good Christian in like peril; instead of which they commend
+ themselves to their ladies with as much devotion as if these were their
+ gods, a thing which seems to me to savour somewhat of heathenism."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Sir," answered Don Quixote, "that cannot be on any account omitted, and
+ the knight-errant would be disgraced who acted otherwise: for it is usual
+ and customary in knight-errantry that the knight-errant, who on engaging
+ in any great feat of arms has his lady before him, should turn his eyes
+ towards her softly and lovingly, as though with them entreating her to
+ favour and protect him in the hazardous venture he is about to undertake,
+ and even though no one hear him, he is bound to say certain words between
+ his teeth, commending himself to her with all his heart, and of this we
+ have innumerable instances in the histories. Nor is it to be supposed from
+ this that they are to omit commending themselves to God, for there will be
+ time and opportunity for doing so while they are engaged in their task."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For all that," answered the traveller, "I feel some doubt still, because
+ often I have read how words will arise between two knights-errant, and
+ from one thing to another it comes about that their anger kindles and they
+ wheel their horses round and take a good stretch of field, and then
+ without any more ado at the top of their speed they come to the charge,
+ and in mid-career they are wont to commend themselves to their ladies; and
+ what commonly comes of the encounter is that one falls over the haunches
+ of his horse pierced through and through by his antagonist's lance, and as
+ for the other, it is only by holding on to the mane of his horse that he
+ can help falling to the ground; but I know not how the dead man had time
+ to commend himself to God in the course of such rapid work as this; it
+ would have been better if those words which he spent in commending himself
+ to his lady in the midst of his career had been devoted to his duty and
+ obligation as a Christian. Moreover, it is my belief that all
+ knights-errant have not ladies to commend themselves to, for they are not
+ all in love."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is impossible," said Don Quixote: "I say it is impossible that there
+ could be a knight-errant without a lady, because to such it is as natural
+ and proper to be in love as to the heavens to have stars: most certainly
+ no history has been seen in which there is to be found a knight-errant
+ without an amour, and for the simple reason that without one he would be
+ held no legitimate knight but a bastard, and one who had gained entrance
+ into the stronghold of the said knighthood, not by the door, but over the
+ wall like a thief and a robber."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nevertheless," said the traveller, "if I remember rightly, I think I have
+ read that Don Galaor, the brother of the valiant Amadis of Gaul, never had
+ any special lady to whom he might commend himself, and yet he was not the
+ less esteemed, and was a very stout and famous knight."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which our Don Quixote made answer, "Sir, one solitary swallow does not
+ make summer; moreover, I know that knight was in secret very deeply in
+ love; besides which, that way of falling in love with all that took his
+ fancy was a natural propensity which he could not control. But, in short,
+ it is very manifest that he had one alone whom he made mistress of his
+ will, to whom he commended himself very frequently and very secretly, for
+ he prided himself on being a reticent knight."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then if it be essential that every knight-errant should be in love," said
+ the traveller, "it may be fairly supposed that your worship is so, as you
+ are of the order; and if you do not pride yourself on being as reticent as
+ Don Galaor, I entreat you as earnestly as I can, in the name of all this
+ company and in my own, to inform us of the name, country, rank, and beauty
+ of your lady, for she will esteem herself fortunate if all the world knows
+ that she is loved and served by such a knight as your worship seems to
+ be."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this Don Quixote heaved a deep sigh and said, "I cannot say positively
+ whether my sweet enemy is pleased or not that the world should know I
+ serve her; I can only say in answer to what has been so courteously asked
+ of me, that her name is Dulcinea, her country El Toboso, a village of La
+ Mancha, her rank must be at least that of a princess, since she is my
+ queen and lady, and her beauty superhuman, since all the impossible and
+ fanciful attributes of beauty which the poets apply to their ladies are
+ verified in her; for her hairs are gold, her forehead Elysian fields, her
+ eyebrows rainbows, her eyes suns, her cheeks roses, her lips coral, her
+ teeth pearls, her neck alabaster, her bosom marble, her hands ivory, her
+ fairness snow, and what modesty conceals from sight such, I think and
+ imagine, as rational reflection can only extol, not compare."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "We should like to know her lineage, race, and ancestry," said Vivaldo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Don Quixote replied, "She is not of the ancient Roman Curtii,
+ Caii, or Scipios, nor of the modern Colonnas or Orsini, nor of the
+ Moncadas or Requesenes of Catalonia, nor yet of the Rebellas or Villanovas
+ of Valencia; Palafoxes, Nuzas, Rocabertis, Corellas, Lunas, Alagones,
+ Urreas, Foces, or Gurreas of Aragon; Cerdas, Manriques, Mendozas, or
+ Guzmans of Castile; Alencastros, Pallas, or Meneses of Portugal; but she
+ is of those of El Toboso of La Mancha, a lineage that though modern, may
+ furnish a source of gentle blood for the most illustrious families of the
+ ages that are to come, and this let none dispute with me save on the
+ condition that Zerbino placed at the foot of the trophy of Orlando's arms,
+ saying,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 'These let none move Who dareth not his might with Roland prove.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Although mine is of the Cachopins of Laredo," said the traveller, "I will
+ not venture to compare it with that of El Toboso of La Mancha, though, to
+ tell the truth, no such surname has until now ever reached my ears."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What!" said Don Quixote, "has that never reached them?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The rest of the party went along listening with great attention to the
+ conversation of the pair, and even the very goatherds and shepherds
+ perceived how exceedingly out of his wits our Don Quixote was. Sancho
+ Panza alone thought that what his master said was the truth, knowing who
+ he was and having known him from his birth; and all that he felt any
+ difficulty in believing was that about the fair Dulcinea del Toboso,
+ because neither any such name nor any such princess had ever come to his
+ knowledge though he lived so close to El Toboso. They were going along
+ conversing in this way, when they saw descending a gap between two high
+ mountains some twenty shepherds, all clad in sheepskins of black wool, and
+ crowned with garlands which, as afterwards appeared, were, some of them of
+ yew, some of cypress. Six of the number were carrying a bier covered with
+ a great variety of flowers and branches, on seeing which one of the
+ goatherds said, "Those who come there are the bearers of Chrysostom's
+ body, and the foot of that mountain is the place where he ordered them to
+ bury him." They therefore made haste to reach the spot, and did so by the
+ time those who came had laid the bier upon the ground, and four of them
+ with sharp pickaxes were digging a grave by the side of a hard rock. They
+ greeted each other courteously, and then Don Quixote and those who
+ accompanied him turned to examine the bier, and on it, covered with
+ flowers, they saw a dead body in the dress of a shepherd, to all
+ appearance of one thirty years of age, and showing even in death that in
+ life he had been of comely features and gallant bearing. Around him on the
+ bier itself were laid some books, and several papers open and folded; and
+ those who were looking on as well as those who were opening the grave and
+ all the others who were there preserved a strange silence, until one of
+ those who had borne the body said to another, "Observe carefully, Ambrosia
+ if this is the place Chrysostom spoke of, since you are anxious that what
+ he directed in his will should be so strictly complied with."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This is the place," answered Ambrosia "for in it many a time did my poor
+ friend tell me the story of his hard fortune. Here it was, he told me,
+ that he saw for the first time that mortal enemy of the human race, and
+ here, too, for the first time he declared to her his passion, as
+ honourable as it was devoted, and here it was that at last Marcela ended
+ by scorning and rejecting him so as to bring the tragedy of his wretched
+ life to a close; here, in memory of misfortunes so great, he desired to be
+ laid in the bowels of eternal oblivion." Then turning to Don Quixote and
+ the travellers he went on to say, "That body, sirs, on which you are
+ looking with compassionate eyes, was the abode of a soul on which Heaven
+ bestowed a vast share of its riches. That is the body of Chrysostom, who
+ was unrivalled in wit, unequalled in courtesy, unapproached in gentle
+ bearing, a phoenix in friendship, generous without limit, grave without
+ arrogance, gay without vulgarity, and, in short, first in all that
+ constitutes goodness and second to none in all that makes up misfortune.
+ He loved deeply, he was hated; he adored, he was scorned; he wooed a wild
+ beast, he pleaded with marble, he pursued the wind, he cried to the
+ wilderness, he served ingratitude, and for reward was made the prey of
+ death in the mid-course of life, cut short by a shepherdess whom he sought
+ to immortalise in the memory of man, as these papers which you see could
+ fully prove, had he not commanded me to consign them to the fire after
+ having consigned his body to the earth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You would deal with them more harshly and cruelly than their owner
+ himself," said Vivaldo, "for it is neither right nor proper to do the will
+ of one who enjoins what is wholly unreasonable; it would not have been
+ reasonable in Augustus Caesar had he permitted the directions left by the
+ divine Mantuan in his will to be carried into effect. So that, Senor
+ Ambrosia while you consign your friend's body to the earth, you should not
+ consign his writings to oblivion, for if he gave the order in bitterness
+ of heart, it is not right that you should irrationally obey it. On the
+ contrary, by granting life to those papers, let the cruelty of Marcela
+ live for ever, to serve as a warning in ages to come to all men to shun
+ and avoid falling into like danger; or I and all of us who have come here
+ know already the story of this your love-stricken and heart-broken friend,
+ and we know, too, your friendship, and the cause of his death, and the
+ directions he gave at the close of his life; from which sad story may be
+ gathered how great was the cruelty of Marcela, the love of Chrysostom, and
+ the loyalty of your friendship, together with the end awaiting those who
+ pursue rashly the path that insane passion opens to their eyes. Last night
+ we learned the death of Chrysostom and that he was to be buried here, and
+ out of curiosity and pity we left our direct road and resolved to come and
+ see with our eyes that which when heard of had so moved our compassion,
+ and in consideration of that compassion and our desire to prove it if we
+ might by condolence, we beg of you, excellent Ambrosia, or at least I on
+ my own account entreat you, that instead of burning those papers you allow
+ me to carry away some of them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And without waiting for the shepherd's answer, he stretched out his hand
+ and took up some of those that were nearest to him; seeing which Ambrosio
+ said, "Out of courtesy, senor, I will grant your request as to those you
+ have taken, but it is idle to expect me to abstain from burning the
+ remainder."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Vivaldo, who was eager to see what the papers contained, opened one of
+ them at once, and saw that its title was "Lay of Despair."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Ambrosio hearing it said, "That is the last paper the unhappy man wrote;
+ and that you may see, senor, to what an end his misfortunes brought him,
+ read it so that you may be heard, for you will have time enough for that
+ while we are waiting for the grave to be dug."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will do so very willingly," said Vivaldo; and as all the bystanders
+ were equally eager they gathered round him, and he, reading in a loud
+ voice, found that it ran as follows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c13e" id="c13e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c13e.jpg (15K)" src="images/c13e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch14" id="ch14"></a>CHAPTER XIV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHEREIN ARE INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, TOGETHER
+ WITH OTHER INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c14a" id="c14a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c14a.jpg (172K)" src="images/c14a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c14a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ THE LAY OF CHRYSOSTOM
+
+ Since thou dost in thy cruelty desire
+The ruthless rigour of thy tyranny
+From tongue to tongue, from land to land proclaimed,
+The very Hell will I constrain to lend
+This stricken breast of mine deep notes of woe
+To serve my need of fitting utterance.
+And as I strive to body forth the tale
+Of all I suffer, all that thou hast done,
+Forth shall the dread voice roll, and bear along
+Shreds from my vitals torn for greater pain.
+Then listen, not to dulcet harmony,
+But to a discord wrung by mad despair
+Out of this bosom's depths of bitterness,
+To ease my heart and plant a sting in thine.
+
+ The lion's roar, the fierce wolf's savage howl,
+The horrid hissing of the scaly snake,
+The awesome cries of monsters yet unnamed,
+The crow's ill-boding croak, the hollow moan
+Of wild winds wrestling with the restless sea,
+The wrathful bellow of the vanquished bull,
+The plaintive sobbing of the widowed dove,
+The envied owl's sad note, the wail of woe
+That rises from the dreary choir of Hell,
+Commingled in one sound, confusing sense,
+Let all these come to aid my soul's complaint,
+For pain like mine demands new modes of song.
+
+ No echoes of that discord shall be heard
+Where Father Tagus rolls, or on the banks
+Of olive-bordered Betis; to the rocks
+Or in deep caverns shall my plaint be told,
+And by a lifeless tongue in living words;
+Or in dark valleys or on lonely shores,
+Where neither foot of man nor sunbeam falls;
+Or in among the poison-breathing swarms
+Of monsters nourished by the sluggish Nile.
+For, though it be to solitudes remote
+The hoarse vague echoes of my sorrows sound
+Thy matchless cruelty, my dismal fate
+Shall carry them to all the spacious world.
+
+ Disdain hath power to kill, and patience dies
+Slain by suspicion, be it false or true;
+And deadly is the force of jealousy;
+Long absence makes of life a dreary void;
+No hope of happiness can give repose
+To him that ever fears to be forgot;
+And death, inevitable, waits in hall.
+But I, by some strange miracle, live on
+A prey to absence, jealousy, disdain;
+Racked by suspicion as by certainty;
+Forgotten, left to feed my flame alone.
+And while I suffer thus, there comes no ray
+Of hope to gladden me athwart the gloom;
+Nor do I look for it in my despair;
+But rather clinging to a cureless woe,
+All hope do I abjure for evermore.
+
+ Can there be hope where fear is? Were it well,
+When far more certain are the grounds of fear?
+Ought I to shut mine eyes to jealousy,
+If through a thousand heart-wounds it appears?
+Who would not give free access to distrust,
+Seeing disdain unveiled, and&mdash;bitter change!&mdash;
+All his suspicions turned to certainties,
+And the fair truth transformed into a lie?
+Oh, thou fierce tyrant of the realms of love,
+Oh, Jealousy! put chains upon these hands,
+And bind me with thy strongest cord, Disdain.
+But, woe is me! triumphant over all,
+My sufferings drown the memory of you.
+
+ And now I die, and since there is no hope
+Of happiness for me in life or death,
+Still to my fantasy I'll fondly cling.
+I'll say that he is wise who loveth well,
+And that the soul most free is that most bound
+In thraldom to the ancient tyrant Love.
+I'll say that she who is mine enemy
+In that fair body hath as fair a mind,
+And that her coldness is but my desert,
+And that by virtue of the pain he sends
+Love rules his kingdom with a gentle sway.
+Thus, self-deluding, and in bondage sore,
+And wearing out the wretched shred of life
+To which I am reduced by her disdain,
+I'll give this soul and body to the winds,
+All hopeless of a crown of bliss in store.
+
+ Thou whose injustice hath supplied the cause
+That makes me quit the weary life I loathe,
+As by this wounded bosom thou canst see
+How willingly thy victim I become,
+Let not my death, if haply worth a tear,
+Cloud the clear heaven that dwells in thy bright eyes;
+I would not have thee expiate in aught
+The crime of having made my heart thy prey;
+But rather let thy laughter gaily ring
+And prove my death to be thy festival.
+Fool that I am to bid thee! well I know
+Thy glory gains by my untimely end.
+
+ And now it is the time; from Hell's abyss
+Come thirsting Tantalus, come Sisyphus
+Heaving the cruel stone, come Tityus
+With vulture, and with wheel Ixion come,
+And come the sisters of the ceaseless toil;
+And all into this breast transfer their pains,
+And (if such tribute to despair be due)
+Chant in their deepest tones a doleful dirge
+Over a corse unworthy of a shroud.
+Let the three-headed guardian of the gate,
+And all the monstrous progeny of hell,
+The doleful concert join: a lover dead
+Methinks can have no fitter obsequies.
+
+ Lay of despair, grieve not when thou art gone
+Forth from this sorrowing heart: my misery
+Brings fortune to the cause that gave thee birth;
+Then banish sadness even in the tomb.
+
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The "Lay of Chrysostom" met with the approbation of the listeners, though
+ the reader said it did not seem to him to agree with what he had heard of
+ Marcela's reserve and propriety, for Chrysostom complained in it of
+ jealousy, suspicion, and absence, all to the prejudice of the good name
+ and fame of Marcela; to which Ambrosio replied as one who knew well his
+ friend's most secret thoughts, "Senor, to remove that doubt I should tell
+ you that when the unhappy man wrote this lay he was away from Marcela,
+ from whom he had voluntarily separated himself, to try if absence would
+ act with him as it is wont; and as everything distresses and every fear
+ haunts the banished lover, so imaginary jealousies and suspicions, dreaded
+ as if they were true, tormented Chrysostom; and thus the truth of what
+ report declares of the virtue of Marcela remains unshaken, and with her
+ envy itself should not and cannot find any fault save that of being cruel,
+ somewhat haughty, and very scornful."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is true," said Vivaldo; and as he was about to read another paper of
+ those he had preserved from the fire, he was stopped by a marvellous
+ vision (for such it seemed) that unexpectedly presented itself to their
+ eyes; for on the summit of the rock where they were digging the grave
+ there appeared the shepherdess Marcela, so beautiful that her beauty
+ exceeded its reputation. Those who had never till then beheld her gazed
+ upon her in wonder and silence, and those who were accustomed to see her
+ were not less amazed than those who had never seen her before. But the
+ instant Ambrosio saw her he addressed her, with manifest indignation:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Art thou come, by chance, cruel basilisk of these mountains, to see if in
+ thy presence blood will flow from the wounds of this wretched being thy
+ cruelty has robbed of life; or is it to exult over the cruel work of thy
+ humours that thou art come; or like another pitiless Nero to look down
+ from that height upon the ruin of his Rome in embers; or in thy arrogance
+ to trample on this ill-fated corpse, as the ungrateful daughter trampled
+ on her father Tarquin's? Tell us quickly for what thou art come, or what
+ it is thou wouldst have, for, as I know the thoughts of Chrysostom never
+ failed to obey thee in life, I will make all these who call themselves his
+ friends obey thee, though he be dead."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I come not, Ambrosia for any of the purposes thou hast named," replied
+ Marcela, "but to defend myself and to prove how unreasonable are all those
+ who blame me for their sorrow and for Chrysostom's death; and therefore I
+ ask all of you that are here to give me your attention, for will not take
+ much time or many words to bring the truth home to persons of sense.
+ Heaven has made me, so you say, beautiful, and so much so that in spite of
+ yourselves my beauty leads you to love me; and for the love you show me
+ you say, and even urge, that I am bound to love you. By that natural
+ understanding which God has given me I know that everything beautiful
+ attracts love, but I cannot see how, by reason of being loved, that which
+ is loved for its beauty is bound to love that which loves it; besides, it
+ may happen that the lover of that which is beautiful may be ugly, and
+ ugliness being detestable, it is very absurd to say, "I love thee because
+ thou art beautiful, thou must love me though I be ugly." But supposing the
+ beauty equal on both sides, it does not follow that the inclinations must
+ be therefore alike, for it is not every beauty that excites love, some but
+ pleasing the eye without winning the affection; and if every sort of
+ beauty excited love and won the heart, the will would wander vaguely to
+ and fro unable to make choice of any; for as there is an infinity of
+ beautiful objects there must be an infinity of inclinations, and true
+ love, I have heard it said, is indivisible, and must be voluntary and not
+ compelled. If this be so, as I believe it to be, why do you desire me to
+ bend my will by force, for no other reason but that you say you love me?
+ Nay&mdash;tell me&mdash;had Heaven made me ugly, as it has made me
+ beautiful, could I with justice complain of you for not loving me?
+ Moreover, you must remember that the beauty I possess was no choice of
+ mine, for, be it what it may, Heaven of its bounty gave it me without my
+ asking or choosing it; and as the viper, though it kills with it, does not
+ deserve to be blamed for the poison it carries, as it is a gift of nature,
+ neither do I deserve reproach for being beautiful; for beauty in a modest
+ woman is like fire at a distance or a sharp sword; the one does not burn,
+ the other does not cut, those who do not come too near. Honour and virtue
+ are the ornaments of the mind, without which the body, though it be so,
+ has no right to pass for beautiful; but if modesty is one of the virtues
+ that specially lend a grace and charm to mind and body, why should she who
+ is loved for her beauty part with it to gratify one who for his pleasure
+ alone strives with all his might and energy to rob her of it? I was born
+ free, and that I might live in freedom I chose the solitude of the fields;
+ in the trees of the mountains I find society, the clear waters of the
+ brooks are my mirrors, and to the trees and waters I make known my
+ thoughts and charms. I am a fire afar off, a sword laid aside. Those whom
+ I have inspired with love by letting them see me, I have by words
+ undeceived, and if their longings live on hope&mdash;and I have given none
+ to Chrysostom or to any other&mdash;it cannot justly be said that the
+ death of any is my doing, for it was rather his own obstinacy than my
+ cruelty that killed him; and if it be made a charge against me that his
+ wishes were honourable, and that therefore I was bound to yield to them, I
+ answer that when on this very spot where now his grave is made he declared
+ to me his purity of purpose, I told him that mine was to live in perpetual
+ solitude, and that the earth alone should enjoy the fruits of my
+ retirement and the spoils of my beauty; and if, after this open avowal, he
+ chose to persist against hope and steer against the wind, what wonder is
+ it that he should sink in the depths of his infatuation? If I had
+ encouraged him, I should be false; if I had gratified him, I should have
+ acted against my own better resolution and purpose. He was persistent in
+ spite of warning, he despaired without being hated. Bethink you now if it
+ be reasonable that his suffering should be laid to my charge. Let him who
+ has been deceived complain, let him give way to despair whose encouraged
+ hopes have proved vain, let him flatter himself whom I shall entice, let
+ him boast whom I shall receive; but let not him call me cruel or homicide
+ to whom I make no promise, upon whom I practise no deception, whom I
+ neither entice nor receive. It has not been so far the will of Heaven that
+ I should love by fate, and to expect me to love by choice is idle. Let
+ this general declaration serve for each of my suitors on his own account,
+ and let it be understood from this time forth that if anyone dies for me
+ it is not of jealousy or misery he dies, for she who loves no one can give
+ no cause for jealousy to any, and candour is not to be confounded with
+ scorn. Let him who calls me wild beast and basilisk, leave me alone as
+ something noxious and evil; let him who calls me ungrateful, withhold his
+ service; who calls me wayward, seek not my acquaintance; who calls me
+ cruel, pursue me not; for this wild beast, this basilisk, this ungrateful,
+ cruel, wayward being has no kind of desire to seek, serve, know, or follow
+ them. If Chrysostom's impatience and violent passion killed him, why
+ should my modest behaviour and circumspection be blamed? If I preserve my
+ purity in the society of the trees, why should he who would have me
+ preserve it among men, seek to rob me of it? I have, as you know, wealth
+ of my own, and I covet not that of others; my taste is for freedom, and I
+ have no relish for constraint; I neither love nor hate anyone; I do not
+ deceive this one or court that, or trifle with one or play with another.
+ The modest converse of the shepherd girls of these hamlets and the care of
+ my goats are my recreations; my desires are bounded by these mountains,
+ and if they ever wander hence it is to contemplate the beauty of the
+ heavens, steps by which the soul travels to its primeval abode."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these words, and not waiting to hear a reply, she turned and passed
+ into the thickest part of a wood that was hard by, leaving all who were
+ there lost in admiration as much of her good sense as of her beauty. Some&mdash;those
+ wounded by the irresistible shafts launched by her bright eyes&mdash;made
+ as though they would follow her, heedless of the frank declaration they
+ had heard; seeing which, and deeming this a fitting occasion for the
+ exercise of his chivalry in aid of distressed damsels, Don Quixote, laying
+ his hand on the hilt of his sword, exclaimed in a loud and distinct voice:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let no one, whatever his rank or condition, dare to follow the beautiful
+ Marcela, under pain of incurring my fierce indignation. She has shown by
+ clear and satisfactory arguments that little or no fault is to be found
+ with her for the death of Chrysostom, and also how far she is from
+ yielding to the wishes of any of her lovers, for which reason, instead of
+ being followed and persecuted, she should in justice be honoured and
+ esteemed by all the good people of the world, for she shows that she is
+ the only woman in it that holds to such a virtuous resolution."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Whether it was because of the threats of Don Quixote, or because Ambrosio
+ told them to fulfil their duty to their good friend, none of the shepherds
+ moved or stirred from the spot until, having finished the grave and burned
+ Chrysostom's papers, they laid his body in it, not without many tears from
+ those who stood by. They closed the grave with a heavy stone until a slab
+ was ready which Ambrosio said he meant to have prepared, with an epitaph
+ which was to be to this effect:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+Beneath the stone before your eyes
+The body of a lover lies;
+In life he was a shepherd swain,
+In death a victim to disdain.
+Ungrateful, cruel, coy, and fair,
+Was she that drove him to despair,
+And Love hath made her his ally
+For spreading wide his tyranny.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They then strewed upon the grave a profusion of flowers and branches, and
+ all expressing their condolence with his friend Ambrosio, took their
+ Vivaldo and his companion did the same; and Don Quixote bade farewell to
+ his hosts and to the travellers, who pressed him to come with them to
+ Seville, as being such a convenient place for finding adventures, for they
+ presented themselves in every street and round every corner oftener than
+ anywhere else. Don Quixote thanked them for their advice and for the
+ disposition they showed to do him a favour, and said that for the present
+ he would not, and must not go to Seville until he had cleared all these
+ mountains of highwaymen and robbers, of whom report said they were full.
+ Seeing his good intention, the travellers were unwilling to press him
+ further, and once more bidding him farewell, they left him and pursued
+ their journey, in the course of which they did not fail to discuss the
+ story of Marcela and Chrysostom as well as the madness of Don Quixote. He,
+ on his part, resolved to go in quest of the shepherdess Marcela, and make
+ offer to her of all the service he could render her; but things did not
+ fall out with him as he expected, according to what is related in the
+ course of this veracious history, of which the Second Part ends here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c14e" id="c14e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c14e.jpg (31K)" src="images/c14e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch15" id="ch15"></a>CHAPTER XV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE FELL IN
+ WITH WHEN HE FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c15a" id="c15a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c15a.jpg (81K)" src="images/c15a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c15a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sage Cid Hamete Benengeli relates that as soon as Don Quixote took
+ leave of his hosts and all who had been present at the burial of
+ Chrysostom, he and his squire passed into the same wood which they had
+ seen the shepherdess Marcela enter, and after having wandered for more
+ than two hours in all directions in search of her without finding her,
+ they came to a halt in a glade covered with tender grass, beside which ran
+ a pleasant cool stream that invited and compelled them to pass there the
+ hours of the noontide heat, which by this time was beginning to come on
+ oppressively. Don Quixote and Sancho dismounted, and turning Rocinante and
+ the ass loose to feed on the grass that was there in abundance, they
+ ransacked the alforjas, and without any ceremony very peacefully and
+ sociably master and man made their repast on what they found in them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15b" id="c15b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c15b.jpg (376K)" src="images/c15b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c15b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho had not thought it worth while to hobble Rocinante, feeling sure,
+ from what he knew of his staidness and freedom from incontinence, that all
+ the mares in the Cordova pastures would not lead him into an impropriety.
+ Chance, however, and the devil, who is not always asleep, so ordained it
+ that feeding in this valley there was a drove of Galician ponies belonging
+ to certain Yanguesan carriers, whose way it is to take their midday rest
+ with their teams in places and spots where grass and water abound; and
+ that where Don Quixote chanced to be suited the Yanguesans' purpose very
+ well. It so happened, then, that Rocinante took a fancy to disport himself
+ with their ladyships the ponies, and abandoning his usual gait and
+ demeanour as he scented them, he, without asking leave of his master, got
+ up a briskish little trot and hastened to make known his wishes to them;
+ they, however, it seemed, preferred their pasture to him, and received him
+ with their heels and teeth to such effect that they soon broke his girths
+ and left him naked without a saddle to cover him; but what must have been
+ worse to him was that the carriers, seeing the violence he was offering to
+ their mares, came running up armed with stakes, and so belaboured him that
+ they brought him sorely battered to the ground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time Don Quixote and Sancho, who had witnessed the drubbing of
+ Rocinante, came up panting, and said Don Quixote to Sancho:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So far as I can see, friend Sancho, these are not knights but base folk
+ of low birth: I mention it because thou canst lawfully aid me in taking
+ due vengeance for the insult offered to Rocinante before our eyes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What the devil vengeance can we take," answered Sancho, "if they are more
+ than twenty, and we no more than two, or, indeed, perhaps not more than
+ one and a half?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I count for a hundred," replied Don Quixote, and without more words he
+ drew his sword and attacked the Yanguesans and excited and impelled by the
+ example of his master, Sancho did the same; and to begin with, Don Quixote
+ delivered a slash at one of them that laid open the leather jerkin he
+ wore, together with a great portion of his shoulder. The Yanguesans,
+ seeing themselves assaulted by only two men while they were so many,
+ betook themselves to their stakes, and driving the two into the middle
+ they began to lay on with great zeal and energy; in fact, at the second
+ blow they brought Sancho to the ground, and Don Quixote fared the same
+ way, all his skill and high mettle availing him nothing, and fate willed
+ it that he should fall at the feet of Rocinante, who had not yet risen;
+ whereby it may be seen how furiously stakes can pound in angry boorish
+ hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15c" id="c15c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c15c.jpg (362K)" src="images/c15c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c15c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then, seeing the mischief they had done, the Yanguesans with all the haste
+ they could loaded their team and pursued their journey, leaving the two
+ adventurers a sorry sight and in sorrier mood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho was the first to come to, and finding himself close to his master
+ he called to him in a weak and doleful voice, "Senor Don Quixote, ah,
+ Senor Don Quixote!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What wouldst thou, brother Sancho?" answered Don Quixote in the same
+ feeble suffering tone as Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I would like, if it were possible," answered Sancho Panza, "your worship
+ to give me a couple of sups of that potion of the fiery Blas, if it be
+ that you have any to hand there; perhaps it will serve for broken bones as
+ well as for wounds."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If I only had it here, wretch that I am, what more should we want?" said
+ Don Quixote; "but I swear to thee, Sancho Panza, on the faith of a
+ knight-errant, ere two days are over, unless fortune orders otherwise, I
+ mean to have it in my possession, or my hand will have lost its cunning."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But in how many does your worship think we shall have the use of our
+ feet?" answered Sancho Panza.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For myself I must say I cannot guess how many," said the battered knight
+ Don Quixote; "but I take all the blame upon myself, for I had no business
+ to put hand to sword against men who where not dubbed knights like myself,
+ and so I believe that in punishment for having transgressed the laws of
+ chivalry the God of battles has permitted this chastisement to be
+ administered to me; for which reason, brother Sancho, it is well thou
+ shouldst receive a hint on the matter which I am now about to mention to
+ thee, for it is of much importance to the welfare of both of us. It is at
+ when thou shalt see rabble of this sort offering us insult thou art not to
+ wait till I draw sword against them, for I shall not do so at all; but do
+ thou draw sword and chastise them to thy heart's content, and if any
+ knights come to their aid and defence I will take care to defend thee and
+ assail them with all my might; and thou hast already seen by a thousand
+ signs and proofs what the might of this strong arm of mine is equal to"&mdash;so
+ uplifted had the poor gentleman become through the victory over the stout
+ Biscayan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Sancho did not so fully approve of his master's admonition as to let
+ it pass without saying in reply, "Senor, I am a man of peace, meek and
+ quiet, and I can put up with any affront because I have a wife and
+ children to support and bring up; so let it be likewise a hint to your
+ worship, as it cannot be a mandate, that on no account will I draw sword
+ either against clown or against knight, and that here before God I forgive
+ the insults that have been offered me, whether they have been, are, or
+ shall be offered me by high or low, rich or poor, noble or commoner, not
+ excepting any rank or condition whatsoever."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To all which his master said in reply, "I wish I had breath enough to
+ speak somewhat easily, and that the pain I feel on this side would abate
+ so as to let me explain to thee, Panza, the mistake thou makest. Come now,
+ sinner, suppose the wind of fortune, hitherto so adverse, should turn in
+ our favour, filling the sails of our desires so that safely and without
+ impediment we put into port in some one of those islands I have promised
+ thee, how would it be with thee if on winning it I made thee lord of it?
+ Why, thou wilt make it well-nigh impossible through not being a knight nor
+ having any desire to be one, nor possessing the courage nor the will to
+ avenge insults or defend thy lordship; for thou must know that in newly
+ conquered kingdoms and provinces the minds of the inhabitants are never so
+ quiet nor so well disposed to the new lord that there is no fear of their
+ making some move to change matters once more, and try, as they say, what
+ chance may do for them; so it is essential that the new possessor should
+ have good sense to enable him to govern, and valour to attack and defend
+ himself, whatever may befall him."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In what has now befallen us," answered Sancho, "I'd have been well
+ pleased to have that good sense and that valour your worship speaks of,
+ but I swear on the faith of a poor man I am more fit for plasters than for
+ arguments. See if your worship can get up, and let us help Rocinante,
+ though he does not deserve it, for he was the main cause of all this
+ thrashing. I never thought it of Rocinante, for I took him to be a
+ virtuous person and as quiet as myself. After all, they say right that it
+ takes a long time to come to know people, and that there is nothing sure
+ in this life. Who would have said that, after such mighty slashes as your
+ worship gave that unlucky knight-errant, there was coming, travelling post
+ and at the very heels of them, such a great storm of sticks as has fallen
+ upon our shoulders?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And yet thine, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "ought to be used to such
+ squalls; but mine, reared in soft cloth and fine linen, it is plain they
+ must feel more keenly the pain of this mishap, and if it were not that I
+ imagine&mdash;why do I say imagine?&mdash;know of a certainty that all
+ these annoyances are very necessary accompaniments of the calling of arms,
+ I would lay me down here to die of pure vexation."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this the squire replied, "Senor, as these mishaps are what one reaps of
+ chivalry, tell me if they happen very often, or if they have their own
+ fixed times for coming to pass; because it seems to me that after two
+ harvests we shall be no good for the third, unless God in his infinite
+ mercy helps us."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Know, friend Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "that the life of
+ knights-errant is subject to a thousand dangers and reverses, and neither
+ more nor less is it within immediate possibility for knights-errant to
+ become kings and emperors, as experience has shown in the case of many
+ different knights with whose histories I am thoroughly acquainted; and I
+ could tell thee now, if the pain would let me, of some who simply by might
+ of arm have risen to the high stations I have mentioned; and those same,
+ both before and after, experienced divers misfortunes and miseries; for
+ the valiant Amadis of Gaul found himself in the power of his mortal enemy
+ Arcalaus the magician, who, it is positively asserted, holding him
+ captive, gave him more than two hundred lashes with the reins of his horse
+ while tied to one of the pillars of a court; and moreover there is a
+ certain recondite author of no small authority who says that the Knight of
+ Phoebus, being caught in a certain pitfall, which opened under his feet in
+ a certain castle, on falling found himself bound hand and foot in a deep
+ pit underground, where they administered to him one of those things they
+ call clysters, of sand and snow-water, that well-nigh finished him; and if
+ he had not been succoured in that sore extremity by a sage, a great friend
+ of his, it would have gone very hard with the poor knight; so I may well
+ suffer in company with such worthy folk, for greater were the indignities
+ which they had to suffer than those which we suffer. For I would have thee
+ know, Sancho, that wounds caused by any instruments which happen by chance
+ to be in hand inflict no indignity, and this is laid down in the law of
+ the duel in express words: if, for instance, the cobbler strikes another
+ with the last which he has in his hand, though it be in fact a piece of
+ wood, it cannot be said for that reason that he whom he struck with it has
+ been cudgelled. I say this lest thou shouldst imagine that because we have
+ been drubbed in this affray we have therefore suffered any indignity; for
+ the arms those men carried, with which they pounded us, were nothing more
+ than their stakes, and not one of them, so far as I remember, carried
+ rapier, sword, or dagger."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "They gave me no time to see that much," answered Sancho, "for hardly had
+ I laid hand on my tizona when they signed the cross on my shoulders with
+ their sticks in such style that they took the sight out of my eyes and the
+ strength out of my feet, stretching me where I now lie, and where thinking
+ of whether all those stake-strokes were an indignity or not gives me no
+ uneasiness, which the pain of the blows does, for they will remain as
+ deeply impressed on my memory as on my shoulders."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For all that let me tell thee, brother Panza," said Don Quixote, "that
+ there is no recollection which time does not put an end to, and no pain
+ which death does not remove."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And what greater misfortune can there be," replied Panza, "than the one
+ that waits for time to put an end to it and death to remove it? If our
+ mishap were one of those that are cured with a couple of plasters, it
+ would not be so bad; but I am beginning to think that all the plasters in
+ a hospital almost won't be enough to put us right."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No more of that: pluck strength out of weakness, Sancho, as I mean to
+ do," returned Don Quixote, "and let us see how Rocinante is, for it seems
+ to me that not the least share of this mishap has fallen to the lot of the
+ poor beast."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is nothing wonderful in that," replied Sancho, "since he is a
+ knight-errant too; what I wonder at is that my beast should have come off
+ scot-free where we come out scotched."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Fortune always leaves a door open in adversity in order to bring relief
+ to it," said Don Quixote; "I say so because this little beast may now
+ supply the want of Rocinante, carrying me hence to some castle where I may
+ be cured of my wounds. And moreover I shall not hold it any dishonour to
+ be so mounted, for I remember having read how the good old Silenus, the
+ tutor and instructor of the gay god of laughter, when he entered the city
+ of the hundred gates, went very contentedly mounted on a handsome ass."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It may be true that he went mounted as your worship says," answered
+ Sancho, "but there is a great difference between going mounted and going
+ slung like a sack of manure."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Don Quixote replied, "Wounds received in battle confer honour
+ instead of taking it away; and so, friend Panza, say no more, but, as I
+ told thee before, get up as well as thou canst and put me on top of thy
+ beast in whatever fashion pleases thee best, and let us go hence ere night
+ come on and surprise us in these wilds."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And yet I have heard your worship say," observed Panza, "that it is very
+ meet for knights-errant to sleep in wastes and deserts, and that they
+ esteem it very good fortune."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is," said Don Quixote, "when they cannot help it, or when they are
+ in love; and so true is this that there have been knights who have
+ remained two years on rocks, in sunshine and shade and all the
+ inclemencies of heaven, without their ladies knowing anything of it; and
+ one of these was Amadis, when, under the name of Beltenebros, he took up
+ his abode on the Pena Pobre for&mdash;I know not if it was eight years or
+ eight months, for I am not very sure of the reckoning; at any rate he
+ stayed there doing penance for I know not what pique the Princess Oriana
+ had against him; but no more of this now, Sancho, and make haste before a
+ mishap like Rocinante's befalls the ass."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The very devil would be in it in that case," said Sancho; and letting off
+ thirty "ohs," and sixty sighs, and a hundred and twenty maledictions and
+ execrations on whomsoever it was that had brought him there, he raised
+ himself, stopping half-way bent like a Turkish bow without power to bring
+ himself upright, but with all his pains he saddled his ass, who too had
+ gone astray somewhat, yielding to the excessive licence of the day; he
+ next raised up Rocinante, and as for him, had he possessed a tongue to
+ complain with, most assuredly neither Sancho nor his master would have
+ been behind him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15d" id="c15d"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c15d.jpg (329K)" src="images/c15d.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c15d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To be brief, Sancho fixed Don Quixote on the ass and secured Rocinante
+ with a leading rein, and taking the ass by the halter, he proceeded more
+ or less in the direction in which it seemed to him the high road might be;
+ and, as chance was conducting their affairs for them from good to better,
+ he had not gone a short league when the road came in sight, and on it he
+ perceived an inn, which to his annoyance and to the delight of Don Quixote
+ must needs be a castle. Sancho insisted that it was an inn, and his master
+ that it was not one, but a castle, and the dispute lasted so long that
+ before the point was settled they had time to reach it, and into it Sancho
+ entered with all his team without any further controversy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15e" id="c15e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c15e.jpg (31K)" src="images/c15e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch16" id="ch16"></a>CHAPTER XVI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE TOOK TO BE
+ A CASTLE
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c16a" id="c16a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c16a.jpg (129K)" src="images/c16a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c16a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The innkeeper, seeing Don Quixote slung across the ass, asked Sancho what
+ was amiss with him. Sancho answered that it was nothing, only that he had
+ fallen down from a rock and had his ribs a little bruised. The innkeeper
+ had a wife whose disposition was not such as those of her calling commonly
+ have, for she was by nature kind-hearted and felt for the sufferings of
+ her neighbours, so she at once set about tending Don Quixote, and made her
+ young daughter, a very comely girl, help her in taking care of her guest.
+ There was besides in the inn, as servant, an Asturian lass with a broad
+ face, flat poll, and snub nose, blind of one eye and not very sound in the
+ other. The elegance of her shape, to be sure, made up for all her defects;
+ she did not measure seven palms from head to foot, and her shoulders,
+ which overweighted her somewhat, made her contemplate the ground more than
+ she liked. This graceful lass, then, helped the young girl, and the two
+ made up a very bad bed for Don Quixote in a garret that showed evident
+ signs of having formerly served for many years as a straw-loft, in which
+ there was also quartered a carrier whose bed was placed a little beyond
+ our Don Quixote's, and, though only made of the pack-saddles and cloths of
+ his mules, had much the advantage of it, as Don Quixote's consisted simply
+ of four rough boards on two not very even trestles, a mattress, that for
+ thinness might have passed for a quilt, full of pellets which, were they
+ not seen through the rents to be wool, would to the touch have seemed
+ pebbles in hardness, two sheets made of buckler leather, and a coverlet
+ the threads of which anyone that chose might have counted without missing
+ one in the reckoning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On this accursed bed Don Quixote stretched himself, and the hostess and
+ her daughter soon covered him with plasters from top to toe, while
+ Maritornes&mdash;for that was the name of the Asturian&mdash;held the
+ light for them, and while plastering him, the hostess, observing how full
+ of wheals Don Quixote was in some places, remarked that this had more the
+ look of blows than of a fall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was not blows, Sancho said, but that the rock had many points and
+ projections, and that each of them had left its mark. "Pray, senora," he
+ added, "manage to save some tow, as there will be no want of some one to
+ use it, for my loins too are rather sore."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then you must have fallen too," said the hostess.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I did not fall," said Sancho Panza, "but from the shock I got at seeing
+ my master fall, my body aches so that I feel as if I had had a thousand
+ thwacks."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That may well be," said the young girl, "for it has many a time happened
+ to me to dream that I was falling down from a tower and never coming to
+ the ground, and when I awoke from the dream to find myself as weak and
+ shaken as if I had really fallen."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is the point, senora," replied Sancho Panza, "that I without
+ dreaming at all, but being more awake than I am now, find myself with
+ scarcely less wheals than my master, Don Quixote."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How is the gentleman called?" asked Maritornes the Asturian.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Don Quixote of La Mancha," answered Sancho Panza, "and he is a
+ knight-adventurer, and one of the best and stoutest that have been seen in
+ the world this long time past."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What is a knight-adventurer?" said the lass.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Are you so new in the world as not to know?" answered Sancho Panza.
+ "Well, then, you must know, sister, that a knight-adventurer is a thing
+ that in two words is seen drubbed and emperor, that is to-day the most
+ miserable and needy being in the world, and to-morrow will have two or
+ three crowns of kingdoms to give his squire."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then how is it," said the hostess, "that belonging to so good a master as
+ this, you have not, to judge by appearances, even so much as a county?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is too soon yet," answered Sancho, "for we have only been a month
+ going in quest of adventures, and so far we have met with nothing that can
+ be called one, for it will happen that when one thing is looked for
+ another thing is found; however, if my master Don Quixote gets well of
+ this wound, or fall, and I am left none the worse of it, I would not
+ change my hopes for the best title in Spain."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To all this conversation Don Quixote was listening very attentively, and
+ sitting up in bed as well as he could, and taking the hostess by the hand
+ he said to her, "Believe me, fair lady, you may call yourself fortunate in
+ having in this castle of yours sheltered my person, which is such that if
+ I do not myself praise it, it is because of what is commonly said, that
+ self-praise debaseth; but my squire will inform you who I am. I only tell
+ you that I shall preserve for ever inscribed on my memory the service you
+ have rendered me in order to tender you my gratitude while life shall last
+ me; and would to Heaven love held me not so enthralled and subject to its
+ laws and to the eyes of that fair ingrate whom I name between my teeth,
+ but that those of this lovely damsel might be the masters of my liberty."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hostess, her daughter, and the worthy Maritornes listened in
+ bewilderment to the words of the knight-errant; for they understood about
+ as much of them as if he had been talking Greek, though they could
+ perceive they were all meant for expressions of good-will and
+ blandishments; and not being accustomed to this kind of language, they
+ stared at him and wondered to themselves, for he seemed to them a man of a
+ different sort from those they were used to, and thanking him in pothouse
+ phrase for his civility they left him, while the Asturian gave her
+ attention to Sancho, who needed it no less than his master.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The carrier had made an arrangement with her for recreation that night,
+ and she had given him her word that when the guests were quiet and the
+ family asleep she would come in search of him and meet his wishes
+ unreservedly. And it is said of this good lass that she never made
+ promises of the kind without fulfilling them, even though she made them in
+ a forest and without any witness present, for she plumed herself greatly
+ on being a lady and held it no disgrace to be in such an employment as
+ servant in an inn, because, she said, misfortunes and ill-luck had brought
+ her to that position. The hard, narrow, wretched, rickety bed of Don
+ Quixote stood first in the middle of this star-lit stable, and close
+ beside it Sancho made his, which merely consisted of a rush mat and a
+ blanket that looked as if it was of threadbare canvas rather than of wool.
+ Next to these two beds was that of the carrier, made up, as has been said,
+ of the pack-saddles and all the trappings of the two best mules he had,
+ though there were twelve of them, sleek, plump, and in prime condition,
+ for he was one of the rich carriers of Arevalo, according to the author of
+ this history, who particularly mentions this carrier because he knew him
+ very well, and they even say was in some degree a relation of his; besides
+ which Cid Hamete Benengeli was a historian of great research and accuracy
+ in all things, as is very evident since he would not pass over in silence
+ those that have been already mentioned, however trifling and insignificant
+ they might be, an example that might be followed by those grave historians
+ who relate transactions so curtly and briefly that we hardly get a taste
+ of them, all the substance of the work being left in the inkstand from
+ carelessness, perverseness, or ignorance. A thousand blessings on the
+ author of "Tablante de Ricamonte" and that of the other book in which the
+ deeds of the Conde Tomillas are recounted; with what minuteness they
+ describe everything!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To proceed, then: after having paid a visit to his team and given them
+ their second feed, the carrier stretched himself on his pack-saddles and
+ lay waiting for his conscientious Maritornes. Sancho was by this time
+ plastered and had lain down, and though he strove to sleep the pain of his
+ ribs would not let him, while Don Quixote with the pain of his had his
+ eyes as wide open as a hare's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16b" id="c16b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c16b.jpg (333K)" src="images/c16b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c16b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The inn was all in silence, and in the whole of it there was no light
+ except that given by a lantern that hung burning in the middle of the
+ gateway. This strange stillness, and the thoughts, always present to our
+ knight's mind, of the incidents described at every turn in the books that
+ were the cause of his misfortune, conjured up to his imagination as
+ extraordinary a delusion as can well be conceived, which was that he
+ fancied himself to have reached a famous castle (for, as has been said,
+ all the inns he lodged in were castles to his eyes), and that the daughter
+ of the innkeeper was daughter of the lord of the castle, and that she, won
+ by his high-bred bearing, had fallen in love with him, and had promised to
+ come to his bed for a while that night without the knowledge of her
+ parents; and holding all this fantasy that he had constructed as solid
+ fact, he began to feel uneasy and to consider the perilous risk which his
+ virtue was about to encounter, and he resolved in his heart to commit no
+ treason to his lady Dulcinea del Toboso, even though the queen Guinevere
+ herself and the dame Quintanona should present themselves before him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While he was taken up with these vagaries, then, the time and the hour&mdash;an
+ unlucky one for him&mdash;arrived for the Asturian to come, who in her
+ smock, with bare feet and her hair gathered into a fustian coif, with
+ noiseless and cautious steps entered the chamber where the three were
+ quartered, in quest of the carrier; but scarcely had she gained the door
+ when Don Quixote perceived her, and sitting up in his bed in spite of his
+ plasters and the pain of his ribs, he stretched out his arms to receive
+ his beauteous damsel. The Asturian, who went all doubled up and in silence
+ with her hands before her feeling for her lover, encountered the arms of
+ Don Quixote, who grasped her tightly by the wrist, and drawing her towards
+ him, while she dared not utter a word, made her sit down on the bed. He
+ then felt her smock, and although it was of sackcloth it appeared to him
+ to be of the finest and softest silk: on her wrists she wore some glass
+ beads, but to him they had the sheen of precious Orient pearls: her hair,
+ which in some measure resembled a horse's mane, he rated as threads of the
+ brightest gold of Araby, whose refulgence dimmed the sun himself: her
+ breath, which no doubt smelt of yesterday's stale salad, seemed to him to
+ diffuse a sweet aromatic fragrance from her mouth; and, in short, he drew
+ her portrait in his imagination with the same features and in the same
+ style as that which he had seen in his books of the other princesses who,
+ smitten by love, came with all the adornments that are here set down, to
+ see the sorely wounded knight; and so great was the poor gentleman's
+ blindness that neither touch, nor smell, nor anything else about the good
+ lass that would have made any but a carrier vomit, were enough to
+ undeceive him; on the contrary, he was persuaded he had the goddess of
+ beauty in his arms, and holding her firmly in his grasp he went on to say
+ in low, tender voice:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Would that found myself, lovely and exalted lady, in a position to repay
+ such a favour as that which you, by the sight of your great beauty, have
+ granted me; but fortune, which is never weary of persecuting the good, has
+ chosen to place me upon this bed, where I lie so bruised and broken that
+ though my inclination would gladly comply with yours it is impossible;
+ besides, to this impossibility another yet greater is to be added, which
+ is the faith that I have pledged to the peerless Dulcinea del Toboso, sole
+ lady of my most secret thoughts; and were it not that this stood in the
+ way I should not be so insensible a knight as to miss the happy
+ opportunity which your great goodness has offered me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Maritornes was fretting and sweating at finding herself held so fast by
+ Don Quixote, and not understanding or heeding the words he addressed to
+ her, she strove without speaking to free herself. The worthy carrier,
+ whose unholy thoughts kept him awake, was aware of his doxy the moment she
+ entered the door, and was listening attentively to all Don Quixote said;
+ and jealous that the Asturian should have broken her word with him for
+ another, drew nearer to Don Quixote's bed and stood still to see what
+ would come of this talk which he could not understand; but when he
+ perceived the wench struggling to get free and Don Quixote striving to
+ hold her, not relishing the joke he raised his arm and delivered such a
+ terrible cuff on the lank jaws of the amorous knight that he bathed all
+ his mouth in blood, and not content with this he mounted on his ribs and
+ with his feet tramped all over them at a pace rather smarter than a trot.
+ The bed which was somewhat crazy and not very firm on its feet, unable to
+ support the additional weight of the carrier, came to the ground, and at
+ the mighty crash of this the innkeeper awoke and at once concluded that it
+ must be some brawl of Maritornes', because after calling loudly to her he
+ got no answer. With this suspicion he got up, and lighting a lamp hastened
+ to the quarter where he had heard the disturbance. The wench, seeing that
+ her master was coming and knowing that his temper was terrible, frightened
+ and panic-stricken made for the bed of Sancho Panza, who still slept, and
+ crouching upon it made a ball of herself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The innkeeper came in exclaiming, "Where art thou, strumpet? Of course
+ this is some of thy work." At this Sancho awoke, and feeling this mass
+ almost on top of him fancied he had the nightmare and began to distribute
+ fisticuffs all round, of which a certain share fell upon Maritornes, who,
+ irritated by the pain and flinging modesty aside, paid back so many in
+ return to Sancho that she woke him up in spite of himself. He then,
+ finding himself so handled, by whom he knew not, raising himself up as
+ well as he could, grappled with Maritornes, and he and she between them
+ began the bitterest and drollest scrimmage in the world. The carrier,
+ however, perceiving by the light of the innkeeper candle how it fared with
+ his ladylove, quitting Don Quixote, ran to bring her the help she needed;
+ and the innkeeper did the same but with a different intention, for his was
+ to chastise the lass, as he believed that beyond a doubt she alone was the
+ cause of all the harmony. And so, as the saying is, cat to rat, rat to
+ rope, rope to stick, the carrier pounded Sancho, Sancho the lass, she him,
+ and the innkeeper her, and all worked away so briskly that they did not
+ give themselves a moment's rest; and the best of it was that the
+ innkeeper's lamp went out, and as they were left in the dark they all laid
+ on one upon the other in a mass so unmercifully that there was not a sound
+ spot left where a hand could light.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It so happened that there was lodging that night in the inn a caudrillero
+ of what they call the Old Holy Brotherhood of Toledo, who, also hearing
+ the extraordinary noise of the conflict, seized his staff and the tin case
+ with his warrants, and made his way in the dark into the room crying:
+ "Hold! in the name of the Jurisdiction! Hold! in the name of the Holy
+ Brotherhood!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The first that he came upon was the pummelled Don Quixote, who lay
+ stretched senseless on his back upon his broken-down bed, and, his hand
+ falling on the beard as he felt about, he continued to cry, "Help for the
+ Jurisdiction!" but perceiving that he whom he had laid hold of did not
+ move or stir, he concluded that he was dead and that those in the room
+ were his murderers, and with this suspicion he raised his voice still
+ higher, calling out, "Shut the inn gate; see that no one goes out; they
+ have killed a man here!" This cry startled them all, and each dropped the
+ contest at the point at which the voice reached him. The innkeeper
+ retreated to his room, the carrier to his pack-saddles, the lass to her
+ crib; the unlucky Don Quixote and Sancho alone were unable to move from
+ where they were. The cuadrillero on this let go Don Quixote's beard, and
+ went out to look for a light to search for and apprehend the culprits; but
+ not finding one, as the innkeeper had purposely extinguished the lantern
+ on retreating to his room, he was compelled to have recourse to the
+ hearth, where after much time and trouble he lit another lamp.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16e" id="c16e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c16e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c16e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch17" id="ch17"></a>CHAPTER XVII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE DON
+ QUIXOTE AND HIS GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, WHICH TO HIS
+ MISFORTUNE HE TOOK TO BE A CASTLE
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c17a" id="c17a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c17a.jpg (87K)" src="images/c17a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c17a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time Don Quixote had recovered from his swoon; and in the same
+ tone of voice in which he had called to his squire the day before when he
+ lay stretched "in the vale of the stakes," he began calling to him now,
+ "Sancho, my friend, art thou asleep? sleepest thou, friend Sancho?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How can I sleep, curses on it!" returned Sancho discontentedly and
+ bitterly, "when it is plain that all the devils have been at me this
+ night?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou mayest well believe that," answered Don Quixote, "because, either I
+ know little, or this castle is enchanted, for thou must know&mdash;but
+ this that I am now about to tell thee thou must swear to keep secret until
+ after my death."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I swear it," answered Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I say so," continued Don Quixote, "because I hate taking away anyone's
+ good name."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I say," replied Sancho, "that I swear to hold my tongue about it till the
+ end of your worship's days, and God grant I may be able to let it out
+ tomorrow."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Do I do thee such injuries, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that thou wouldst
+ see me dead so soon?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is not for that," replied Sancho, "but because I hate keeping things
+ long, and I don't want them to grow rotten with me from over-keeping."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "At any rate," said Don Quixote, "I have more confidence in thy affection
+ and good nature; and so I would have thee know that this night there
+ befell me one of the strangest adventures that I could describe, and to
+ relate it to thee briefly thou must know that a little while ago the
+ daughter of the lord of this castle came to me, and that she is the most
+ elegant and beautiful damsel that could be found in the wide world. What I
+ could tell thee of the charms of her person! of her lively wit! of other
+ secret matters which, to preserve the fealty I owe to my lady Dulcinea del
+ Toboso, I shall pass over unnoticed and in silence! I will only tell thee
+ that, either fate being envious of so great a boon placed in my hands by
+ good fortune, or perhaps (and this is more probable) this castle being, as
+ I have already said, enchanted, at the time when I was engaged in the
+ sweetest and most amorous discourse with her, there came, without my
+ seeing or knowing whence it came, a hand attached to some arm of some huge
+ giant, that planted such a cuff on my jaws that I have them all bathed in
+ blood, and then pummelled me in such a way that I am in a worse plight
+ than yesterday when the carriers, on account of Rocinante's misbehaviour,
+ inflicted on us the injury thou knowest of; whence conjecture that there
+ must be some enchanted Moor guarding the treasure of this damsel's beauty,
+ and that it is not for me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Not for me either," said Sancho, "for more than four hundred Moors have
+ so thrashed me that the drubbing of the stakes was cakes and fancy-bread
+ to it. But tell me, senor, what do you call this excellent and rare
+ adventure that has left us as we are left now? Though your worship was not
+ so badly off, having in your arms that incomparable beauty you spoke of;
+ but I, what did I have, except the heaviest whacks I think I had in all my
+ life? Unlucky me and the mother that bore me! for I am not a knight-errant
+ and never expect to be one, and of all the mishaps, the greater part falls
+ to my share."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then thou hast been thrashed too?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Didn't I say so? worse luck to my line!" said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be not distressed, friend," said Don Quixote, "for I will now make the
+ precious balsam with which we shall cure ourselves in the twinkling of an
+ eye."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time the cuadrillero had succeeded in lighting the lamp, and came
+ in to see the man that he thought had been killed; and as Sancho caught
+ sight of him at the door, seeing him coming in his shirt, with a cloth on
+ his head, and a lamp in his hand, and a very forbidding countenance, he
+ said to his master, "Senor, can it be that this is the enchanted Moor
+ coming back to give us more castigation if there be anything still left in
+ the ink-bottle?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It cannot be the Moor," answered Don Quixote, "for those under
+ enchantment do not let themselves be seen by anyone."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If they don't let themselves be seen, they let themselves be felt," said
+ Sancho; "if not, let my shoulders speak to the point."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Mine could speak too," said Don Quixote, "but that is not a sufficient
+ reason for believing that what we see is the enchanted Moor."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The officer came up, and finding them engaged in such a peaceful
+ conversation, stood amazed; though Don Quixote, to be sure, still lay on
+ his back unable to move from pure pummelling and plasters. The officer
+ turned to him and said, "Well, how goes it, good man?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I would speak more politely if I were you," replied Don Quixote; "is it
+ the way of this country to address knights-errant in that style, you
+ booby?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The cuadrillero finding himself so disrespectfully treated by such a
+ sorry-looking individual, lost his temper, and raising the lamp full of
+ oil, smote Don Quixote such a blow with it on the head that he gave him a
+ badly broken pate; then, all being in darkness, he went out, and Sancho
+ Panza said, "That is certainly the enchanted Moor, Senor, and he keeps the
+ treasure for others, and for us only the cuffs and lamp-whacks."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is the truth," answered Don Quixote, "and there is no use in
+ troubling oneself about these matters of enchantment or being angry or
+ vexed at them, for as they are invisible and visionary we shall find no
+ one on whom to avenge ourselves, do what we may; rise, Sancho, if thou
+ canst, and call the alcaide of this fortress, and get him to give me a
+ little oil, wine, salt, and rosemary to make the salutiferous balsam, for
+ indeed I believe I have great need of it now, because I am losing much
+ blood from the wound that phantom gave me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho got up with pain enough in his bones, and went after the innkeeper
+ in the dark, and meeting the officer, who was looking to see what had
+ become of his enemy, he said to him, "Senor, whoever you are, do us the
+ favour and kindness to give us a little rosemary, oil, salt, and wine, for
+ it is wanted to cure one of the best knights-errant on earth, who lies on
+ yonder bed wounded by the hands of the enchanted Moor that is in this
+ inn."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the officer heard him talk in this way, he took him for a man out of
+ his senses, and as day was now beginning to break, he opened the inn gate,
+ and calling the host, he told him what this good man wanted. The host
+ furnished him with what he required, and Sancho brought it to Don Quixote,
+ who, with his hand to his head, was bewailing the pain of the blow of the
+ lamp, which had done him no more harm than raising a couple of rather
+ large lumps, and what he fancied blood was only the sweat that flowed from
+ him in his sufferings during the late storm. To be brief, he took the
+ materials, of which he made a compound, mixing them all and boiling them a
+ good while until it seemed to him they had come to perfection. He then
+ asked for some vial to pour it into, and as there was not one in the inn,
+ he decided on putting it into a tin oil-bottle or flask of which the host
+ made him a free gift; and over the flask he repeated more than eighty
+ paternosters and as many more ave-marias, salves, and credos, accompanying
+ each word with a cross by way of benediction, at all which there were
+ present Sancho, the innkeeper, and the cuadrillero; for the carrier was
+ now peacefully engaged in attending to the comfort of his mules.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This being accomplished, he felt anxious to make trial himself, on the
+ spot, of the virtue of this precious balsam, as he considered it, and so
+ he drank near a quart of what could not be put into the flask and remained
+ in the pigskin in which it had been boiled; but scarcely had he done
+ drinking when he began to vomit in such a way that nothing was left in his
+ stomach, and with the pangs and spasms of vomiting he broke into a profuse
+ sweat, on account of which he bade them cover him up and leave him alone.
+ They did so, and he lay sleeping more than three hours, at the end of
+ which he awoke and felt very great bodily relief and so much ease from his
+ bruises that he thought himself quite cured, and verily believed he had
+ hit upon the balsam of Fierabras; and that with this remedy he might
+ thenceforward, without any fear, face any kind of destruction, battle, or
+ combat, however perilous it might be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho Panza, who also regarded the amendment of his master as miraculous,
+ begged him to give him what was left in the pigskin, which was no small
+ quantity. Don Quixote consented, and he, taking it with both hands, in
+ good faith and with a better will, gulped down and drained off very little
+ less than his master. But the fact is, that the stomach of poor Sancho was
+ of necessity not so delicate as that of his master, and so, before
+ vomiting, he was seized with such gripings and retchings, and such sweats
+ and faintness, that verily and truly he believed his last hour had come,
+ and finding himself so racked and tormented he cursed the balsam and the
+ thief that had given it to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote seeing him in this state said, "It is my belief, Sancho, that
+ this mischief comes of thy not being dubbed a knight, for I am persuaded
+ this liquor cannot be good for those who are not so."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If your worship knew that," returned Sancho&mdash;"woe betide me and all
+ my kindred!&mdash;why did you let me taste it?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this moment the draught took effect, and the poor squire began to
+ discharge both ways at such a rate that the rush mat on which he had
+ thrown himself and the canvas blanket he had covering him were fit for
+ nothing afterwards. He sweated and perspired with such paroxysms and
+ convulsions that not only he himself but all present thought his end had
+ come. This tempest and tribulation lasted about two hours, at the end of
+ which he was left, not like his master, but so weak and exhausted that he
+ could not stand. Don Quixote, however, who, as has been said, felt himself
+ relieved and well, was eager to take his departure at once in quest of
+ adventures, as it seemed to him that all the time he loitered there was a
+ fraud upon the world and those in it who stood in need of his help and
+ protection, all the more when he had the security and confidence his
+ balsam afforded him; and so, urged by this impulse, he saddled Rocinante
+ himself and put the pack-saddle on his squire's beast, whom likewise he
+ helped to dress and mount the ass; after which he mounted his horse and
+ turning to a corner of the inn he laid hold of a pike that stood there, to
+ serve him by way of a lance. All that were in the inn, who were more than
+ twenty persons, stood watching him; the innkeeper's daughter was likewise
+ observing him, and he too never took his eyes off her, and from time to
+ time fetched a sigh that he seemed to pluck up from the depths of his
+ bowels; but they all thought it must be from the pain he felt in his ribs;
+ at any rate they who had seen him plastered the night before thought so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as they were both mounted, at the gate of the inn, he called to
+ the host and said in a very grave and measured voice, "Many and great are
+ the favours, Senor Alcaide, that I have received in this castle of yours,
+ and I remain under the deepest obligation to be grateful to you for them
+ all the days of my life; if I can repay them in avenging you of any
+ arrogant foe who may have wronged you, know that my calling is no other
+ than to aid the weak, to avenge those who suffer wrong, and to chastise
+ perfidy. Search your memory, and if you find anything of this kind you
+ need only tell me of it, and I promise you by the order of knighthood
+ which I have received to procure you satisfaction and reparation to the
+ utmost of your desire."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The innkeeper replied to him with equal calmness, "Sir Knight, I do not
+ want your worship to avenge me of any wrong, because when any is done me I
+ can take what vengeance seems good to me; the only thing I want is that
+ you pay me the score that you have run up in the inn last night, as well
+ for the straw and barley for your two beasts, as for supper and beds."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16c" id="c16c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c16c.jpg (326K)" src="images/c16c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c16c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then this is an inn?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And a very respectable one," said the innkeeper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have been under a mistake all this time," answered Don Quixote, "for in
+ truth I thought it was a castle, and not a bad one; but since it appears
+ that it is not a castle but an inn, all that can be done now is that you
+ should excuse the payment, for I cannot contravene the rule of
+ knights-errant, of whom I know as a fact (and up to the present I have
+ read nothing to the contrary) that they never paid for lodging or anything
+ else in the inn where they might be; for any hospitality that might be
+ offered them is their due by law and right in return for the insufferable
+ toil they endure in seeking adventures by night and by day, in summer and
+ in winter, on foot and on horseback, in hunger and thirst, cold and heat,
+ exposed to all the inclemencies of heaven and all the hardships of earth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have little to do with that," replied the innkeeper; "pay me what you
+ owe me, and let us have no more talk of chivalry, for all I care about is
+ to get my money."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You are a stupid, scurvy innkeeper," said Don Quixote, and putting spurs
+ to Rocinante and bringing his pike to the slope he rode out of the inn
+ before anyone could stop him, and pushed on some distance without looking
+ to see if his squire was following him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The innkeeper when he saw him go without paying him ran to get payment of
+ Sancho, who said that as his master would not pay neither would he,
+ because, being as he was squire to a knight-errant, the same rule and
+ reason held good for him as for his master with regard to not paying
+ anything in inns and hostelries. At this the innkeeper waxed very wroth,
+ and threatened if he did not pay to compel him in a way that he would not
+ like. To which Sancho made answer that by the law of chivalry his master
+ had received he would not pay a rap, though it cost him his life; for the
+ excellent and ancient usage of knights-errant was not going to be violated
+ by him, nor should the squires of such as were yet to come into the world
+ ever complain of him or reproach him with breaking so just a privilege.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ill-luck of the unfortunate Sancho so ordered it that among the
+ company in the inn there were four woolcarders from Segovia, three
+ needle-makers from the Colt of Cordova, and two lodgers from the Fair of
+ Seville, lively fellows, tender-hearted, fond of a joke, and playful, who,
+ almost as if instigated and moved by a common impulse, made up to Sancho
+ and dismounted him from his ass, while one of them went in for the blanket
+ of the host's bed; but on flinging him into it they looked up, and seeing
+ that the ceiling was somewhat lower than what they required for their work,
+ they decided upon going out into the yard, which was bounded by the sky,
+ and there, putting Sancho in the middle of the blanket, they began to
+ raise him high, making sport with him as they would with a dog at
+ Shrovetide.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16d" id="c16d"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c16d.jpg (285K)" src="images/c16d.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c16d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The cries of the poor blanketed wretch were so loud that they reached the
+ ears of his master, who, halting to listen attentively, was persuaded that
+ some new adventure was coming, until he clearly perceived that it was his
+ squire who uttered them. Wheeling about he came up to the inn with a
+ laborious gallop, and finding it shut went round it to see if he could
+ find some way of getting in; but as soon as he came to the wall of the
+ yard, which was not very high, he discovered the game that was being
+ played with his squire. He saw him rising and falling in the air with such
+ grace and nimbleness that, had his rage allowed him, it is my belief he
+ would have laughed. He tried to climb from his horse on to the top of the
+ wall, but he was so bruised and battered that he could not even dismount;
+ and so from the back of his horse he began to utter such maledictions and
+ objurgations against those who were blanketing Sancho as it would be
+ impossible to write down accurately: they, however, did not stay their
+ laughter or their work for this, nor did the flying Sancho cease his
+ lamentations, mingled now with threats, now with entreaties but all to
+ little purpose, or none at all, until from pure weariness they left off.
+ They then brought him his ass, and mounting him on top of it they put his
+ jacket round him; and the compassionate Maritornes, seeing him so
+ exhausted, thought fit to refresh him with a jug of water, and that it
+ might be all the cooler she fetched it from the well. Sancho took it, and
+ as he was raising it to his mouth he was stopped by the cries of his
+ master exclaiming, "Sancho, my son, drink not water; drink it not, my son,
+ for it will kill thee; see, here I have the blessed balsam (and he held up
+ the flask of liquor), and with drinking two drops of it thou wilt
+ certainly be restored."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At these words Sancho turned his eyes asquint, and in a still louder voice
+ said, "Can it be your worship has forgotten that I am not a knight, or do
+ you want me to end by vomiting up what bowels I have left after last
+ night? Keep your liquor in the name of all the devils, and leave me to
+ myself!" and at one and the same instant he left off talking and began
+ drinking; but as at the first sup he perceived it was water he did not
+ care to go on with it, and begged Maritornes to fetch him some wine, which
+ she did with right good will, and paid for it with her own money; for
+ indeed they say of her that, though she was in that line of life, there
+ was some faint and distant resemblance to a Christian about her. When
+ Sancho had done drinking he dug his heels into his ass, and the gate of
+ the inn being thrown open he passed out very well pleased at having paid
+ nothing and carried his point, though it had been at the expense of his
+ usual sureties, his shoulders. It is true that the innkeeper detained his
+ alforjas in payment of what was owing to him, but Sancho took his
+ departure in such a flurry that he never missed them. The innkeeper, as
+ soon as he saw him off, wanted to bar the gate close, but the blanketers
+ would not agree to it, for they were fellows who would not have cared two
+ farthings for Don Quixote, even had he been really one of the
+ knights-errant of the Round Table.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c17e" id="c17e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c17e.jpg (47K)" src="images/c17e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch18" id="ch18"></a>CHAPTER XVIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, DON
+ QUIXOTE, AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c18a" id="c18a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c18a.jpg (79K)" src="images/c18a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c18a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho reached his master so limp and faint that he could not urge on his
+ beast. When Don Quixote saw the state he was in he said, "I have now come
+ to the conclusion, good Sancho, that this castle or inn is beyond a doubt
+ enchanted, because those who have so atrociously diverted themselves with
+ thee, what can they be but phantoms or beings of another world? and I hold
+ this confirmed by having noticed that when I was by the wall of the yard
+ witnessing the acts of thy sad tragedy, it was out of my power to mount
+ upon it, nor could I even dismount from Rocinante, because they no doubt
+ had me enchanted; for I swear to thee by the faith of what I am that if I
+ had been able to climb up or dismount, I would have avenged thee in such a
+ way that those braggart thieves would have remembered their freak for
+ ever, even though in so doing I knew that I contravened the laws of
+ chivalry, which, as I have often told thee, do not permit a knight to lay
+ hands on him who is not one, save in case of urgent and great necessity in
+ defence of his own life and person."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I would have avenged myself too if I could," said Sancho, "whether I had
+ been dubbed knight or not, but I could not; though for my part I am
+ persuaded those who amused themselves with me were not phantoms or
+ enchanted men, as your worship says, but men of flesh and bone like
+ ourselves; and they all had their names, for I heard them name them when
+ they were tossing me, and one was called Pedro Martinez, and another
+ Tenorio Hernandez, and the innkeeper, I heard, was called Juan Palomeque
+ the Left-handed; so that, senor, your not being able to leap over the wall
+ of the yard or dismount from your horse came of something else besides
+ enchantments; and what I make out clearly from all this is, that these
+ adventures we go seeking will in the end lead us into such misadventures
+ that we shall not know which is our right foot; and that the best and
+ wisest thing, according to my small wits, would be for us to return home,
+ now that it is harvest-time, and attend to our business, and give over
+ wandering from Zeca to Mecca and from pail to bucket, as the saying is."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How little thou knowest about chivalry, Sancho," replied Don Quixote;
+ "hold thy peace and have patience; the day will come when thou shalt see
+ with thine own eyes what an honourable thing it is to wander in the
+ pursuit of this calling; nay, tell me, what greater pleasure can there be
+ in the world, or what delight can equal that of winning a battle, and
+ triumphing over one's enemy? None, beyond all doubt."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Very likely," answered Sancho, "though I do not know it; all I know is
+ that since we have been knights-errant, or since your worship has been one
+ (for I have no right to reckon myself one of so honourable a number) we
+ have never won any battle except the one with the Biscayan, and even out
+ of that your worship came with half an ear and half a helmet the less; and
+ from that till now it has been all cudgellings and more cudgellings, cuffs
+ and more cuffs, I getting the blanketing over and above, and falling in
+ with enchanted persons on whom I cannot avenge myself so as to know what
+ the delight, as your worship calls it, of conquering an enemy is like."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is what vexes me, and what ought to vex thee, Sancho," replied Don
+ Quixote; "but henceforward I will endeavour to have at hand some sword
+ made by such craft that no kind of enchantments can take effect upon him
+ who carries it, and it is even possible that fortune may procure for me
+ that which belonged to Amadis when he was called 'The Knight of the
+ Burning Sword,' which was one of the best swords that ever knight in the
+ world possessed, for, besides having the said virtue, it cut like a razor,
+ and there was no armour, however strong and enchanted it might be, that
+ could resist it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Such is my luck," said Sancho, "that even if that happened and your
+ worship found some such sword, it would, like the balsam, turn out
+ serviceable and good for dubbed knights only, and as for the squires, they
+ might sup sorrow."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Fear not that, Sancho," said Don Quixote: "Heaven will deal better by
+ thee."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus talking, Don Quixote and his squire were going along, when, on the
+ road they were following, Don Quixote perceived approaching them a large
+ and thick cloud of dust, on seeing which he turned to Sancho and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This is the day, Sancho, on which will be seen the boon my fortune is
+ reserving for me; this, I say, is the day on which as much as on any other
+ shall be displayed the might of my arm, and on which I shall do deeds that
+ shall remain written in the book of fame for all ages to come. Seest thou
+ that cloud of dust which rises yonder? Well, then, all that is churned up
+ by a vast army composed of various and countless nations that comes
+ marching there."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "According to that there must be two," said Sancho, "for on this opposite
+ side also there rises just such another cloud of dust."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote turned to look and found that it was true, and rejoicing
+ exceedingly, he concluded that they were two armies about to engage and
+ encounter in the midst of that broad plain; for at all times and seasons
+ his fancy was full of the battles, enchantments, adventures, crazy feats,
+ loves, and defiances that are recorded in the books of chivalry, and
+ everything he said, thought, or did had reference to such things. Now the
+ cloud of dust he had seen was raised by two great droves of sheep coming
+ along the same road in opposite directions, which, because of the dust,
+ did not become visible until they drew near, but Don Quixote asserted so
+ positively that they were armies that Sancho was led to believe it and
+ say, "Well, and what are we to do, senor?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c17b" id="c17b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c17b.jpg (339K)" src="images/c17b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c17b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What?" said Don Quixote: "give aid and assistance to the weak and those
+ who need it; and thou must know, Sancho, that this which comes opposite to
+ us is conducted and led by the mighty emperor Alifanfaron, lord of the
+ great isle of Trapobana; this other that marches behind me is that of his
+ enemy the king of the Garamantas, Pentapolin of the Bare Arm, for he
+ always goes into battle with his right arm bare."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But why are these two lords such enemies?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "They are at enmity," replied Don Quixote, "because this Alifanfaron is a
+ furious pagan and is in love with the daughter of Pentapolin, who is a
+ very beautiful and moreover gracious lady, and a Christian, and her father
+ is unwilling to bestow her upon the pagan king unless he first abandons
+ the religion of his false prophet Mahomet, and adopts his own."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By my beard," said Sancho, "but Pentapolin does quite right, and I will
+ help him as much as I can."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that thou wilt do what is thy duty, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "for to
+ engage in battles of this sort it is not requisite to be a dubbed knight."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That I can well understand," answered Sancho; "but where shall we put
+ this ass where we may be sure to find him after the fray is over? for I
+ believe it has not been the custom so far to go into battle on a beast of
+ this kind."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is true," said Don Quixote, "and what you had best do with him is to
+ leave him to take his chance whether he be lost or not, for the horses we
+ shall have when we come out victors will be so many that even Rocinante
+ will run a risk of being changed for another. But attend to me and
+ observe, for I wish to give thee some account of the chief knights who
+ accompany these two armies; and that thou mayest the better see and mark,
+ let us withdraw to that hillock which rises yonder, whence both armies may
+ be seen."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They did so, and placed themselves on a rising ground from which the two
+ droves that Don Quixote made armies of might have been plainly seen if the
+ clouds of dust they raised had not obscured them and blinded the sight;
+ nevertheless, seeing in his imagination what he did not see and what did
+ not exist, he began thus in a loud voice:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That knight whom thou seest yonder in yellow armour, who bears upon his
+ shield a lion crowned crouching at the feet of a damsel, is the valiant
+ Laurcalco, lord of the Silver Bridge; that one in armour with flowers of
+ gold, who bears on his shield three crowns argent on an azure field, is
+ the dreaded Micocolembo, grand duke of Quirocia; that other of gigantic
+ frame, on his right hand, is the ever dauntless Brandabarbaran de Boliche,
+ lord of the three Arabias, who for armour wears that serpent skin, and has
+ for shield a gate which, according to tradition, is one of those of the
+ temple that Samson brought to the ground when by his death he revenged
+ himself upon his enemies. But turn thine eyes to the other side, and thou
+ shalt see in front and in the van of this other army the ever victorious
+ and never vanquished Timonel of Carcajona, prince of New Biscay, who comes
+ in armour with arms quartered azure, vert, white, and yellow, and bears on
+ his shield a cat or on a field tawny with a motto which says Miau, which
+ is the beginning of the name of his lady, who according to report is the
+ peerless Miaulina, daughter of the duke Alfeniquen of the Algarve; the
+ other, who burdens and presses the loins of that powerful charger and
+ bears arms white as snow and a shield blank and without any device, is a
+ novice knight, a Frenchman by birth, Pierres Papin by name, lord of the
+ baronies of Utrique; that other, who with iron-shod heels strikes the
+ flanks of that nimble parti-coloured zebra, and for arms bears azure vair,
+ is the mighty duke of Nerbia, Espartafilardo del Bosque, who bears for
+ device on his shield an asparagus plant with a motto in Castilian that
+ says, Rastrea mi suerte." And so he went on naming a number of knights of
+ one squadron or the other out of his imagination, and to all he assigned
+ off-hand their arms, colours, devices, and mottoes, carried away by the
+ illusions of his unheard-of craze; and without a pause, he continued,
+ "People of divers nations compose this squadron in front; here are those
+ that drink of the sweet waters of the famous Xanthus, those that scour the
+ woody Massilian plains, those that sift the pure fine gold of Arabia
+ Felix, those that enjoy the famed cool banks of the crystal Thermodon,
+ those that in many and various ways divert the streams of the golden
+ Pactolus, the Numidians, faithless in their promises, the Persians
+ renowned in archery, the Parthians and the Medes that fight as they fly,
+ the Arabs that ever shift their dwellings, the Scythians as cruel as they
+ are fair, the Ethiopians with pierced lips, and an infinity of other
+ nations whose features I recognise and descry, though I cannot recall
+ their names. In this other squadron there come those that drink of the
+ crystal streams of the olive-bearing Betis, those that make smooth their
+ countenances with the water of the ever rich and golden Tagus, those that
+ rejoice in the fertilising flow of the divine Genil, those that roam the
+ Tartesian plains abounding in pasture, those that take their pleasure in
+ the Elysian meadows of Jerez, the rich Manchegans crowned with ruddy ears
+ of corn, the wearers of iron, old relics of the Gothic race, those that
+ bathe in the Pisuerga renowned for its gentle current, those that feed
+ their herds along the spreading pastures of the winding Guadiana famed for
+ its hidden course, those that tremble with the cold of the pineclad
+ Pyrenees or the dazzling snows of the lofty Apennine; in a word, as many
+ as all Europe includes and contains."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Good God! what a number of countries and nations he named! giving to each
+ its proper attributes with marvellous readiness; brimful and saturated
+ with what he had read in his lying books! Sancho Panza hung upon his words
+ without speaking, and from time to time turned to try if he could see the
+ knights and giants his master was describing, and as he could not make out
+ one of them he said to him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor, devil take it if there's a sign of any man you talk of, knight or
+ giant, in the whole thing; maybe it's all enchantment, like the phantoms
+ last night."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How canst thou say that!" answered Don Quixote; "dost thou not hear the
+ neighing of the steeds, the braying of the trumpets, the roll of the
+ drums?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I hear nothing but a great bleating of ewes and sheep," said Sancho;
+ which was true, for by this time the two flocks had come close.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The fear thou art in, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "prevents thee from
+ seeing or hearing correctly, for one of the effects of fear is to derange
+ the senses and make things appear different from what they are; if thou
+ art in such fear, withdraw to one side and leave me to myself, for alone I
+ suffice to bring victory to that side to which I shall give my aid;" and
+ so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and putting the lance in rest, shot
+ down the slope like a thunderbolt. Sancho shouted after him, crying, "Come
+ back, Senor Don Quixote; I vow to God they are sheep and ewes you are
+ charging! Come back! Unlucky the father that begot me! what madness is
+ this! Look, there is no giant, nor knight, nor cats, nor arms, nor shields
+ quartered or whole, nor vair azure or bedevilled. What are you about?
+ Sinner that I am before God!" But not for all these entreaties did Don
+ Quixote turn back; on the contrary he went on shouting out, "Ho, knights,
+ ye who follow and fight under the banners of the valiant emperor
+ Pentapolin of the Bare Arm, follow me all; ye shall see how easily I shall
+ give him his revenge over his enemy Alifanfaron of the Trapobana."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So saying, he dashed into the midst of the squadron of ewes, and began
+ spearing them with as much spirit and intrepidity as if he were
+ transfixing mortal enemies in earnest. The shepherds and drovers
+ accompanying the flock shouted to him to desist; seeing it was no use,
+ they ungirt their slings and began to salute his ears with stones as big
+ as one's fist. Don Quixote gave no heed to the stones, but, letting drive
+ right and left kept saying:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Where art thou, proud Alifanfaron? Come before me; I am a single knight
+ who would fain prove thy prowess hand to hand, and make thee yield thy
+ life a penalty for the wrong thou dost to the valiant Pentapolin
+ Garamanta." Here came a sugar-plum from the brook that struck him on the
+ side and buried a couple of ribs in his body. Feeling himself so smitten,
+ he imagined himself slain or badly wounded for certain, and recollecting
+ his liquor he drew out his flask, and putting it to his mouth began to
+ pour the contents into his stomach; but ere he had succeeded in swallowing
+ what seemed to him enough, there came another almond which struck him on
+ the hand and on the flask so fairly that it smashed it to pieces, knocking
+ three or four teeth and grinders out of his mouth in its course, and
+ sorely crushing two fingers of his hand. Such was the force of the first
+ blow and of the second, that the poor knight in spite of himself came down
+ backwards off his horse. The shepherds came up, and felt sure they had
+ killed him; so in all haste they collected their flock together, took up
+ the dead beasts, of which there were more than seven, and made off without
+ waiting to ascertain anything further.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this time Sancho stood on the hill watching the crazy feats his master
+ was performing, and tearing his beard and cursing the hour and the
+ occasion when fortune had made him acquainted with him. Seeing him, then,
+ brought to the ground, and that the shepherds had taken themselves off, he
+ ran to him and found him in very bad case, though not unconscious; and
+ said he:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Did I not tell you to come back, Senor Don Quixote; and that what you
+ were going to attack were not armies but droves of sheep?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That's how that thief of a sage, my enemy, can alter and falsify things,"
+ answered Don Quixote; "thou must know, Sancho, that it is a very easy
+ matter for those of his sort to make us believe what they choose; and this
+ malignant being who persecutes me, envious of the glory he knew I was to
+ win in this battle, has turned the squadrons of the enemy into droves of
+ sheep. At any rate, do this much, I beg of thee, Sancho, to undeceive
+ thyself, and see that what I say is true; mount thy ass and follow them
+ quietly, and thou shalt see that when they have gone some little distance
+ from this they will return to their original shape and, ceasing to be
+ sheep, become men in all respects as I described them to thee at first.
+ But go not just yet, for I want thy help and assistance; come hither, and
+ see how many of my teeth and grinders are missing, for I feel as if there
+ was not one left in my mouth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho came so close that he almost put his eyes into his mouth; now just
+ at that moment the balsam had acted on the stomach of Don Quixote, so, at
+ the very instant when Sancho came to examine his mouth, he discharged all
+ its contents with more force than a musket, and full into the beard of the
+ compassionate squire.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Holy Mary!" cried Sancho, "what is this that has happened me? Clearly
+ this sinner is mortally wounded, as he vomits blood from the mouth;" but
+ considering the matter a little more closely he perceived by the colour,
+ taste, and smell, that it was not blood but the balsam from the flask
+ which he had seen him drink; and he was taken with such a loathing that
+ his stomach turned, and he vomited up his inside over his very master, and
+ both were left in a precious state. Sancho ran to his ass to get something
+ wherewith to clean himself, and relieve his master, out of his alforjas;
+ but not finding them, he well-nigh took leave of his senses, and cursed
+ himself anew, and in his heart resolved to quit his master and return
+ home, even though he forfeited the wages of his service and all hopes of
+ the promised island.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote now rose, and putting his left hand to his mouth to keep his
+ teeth from falling out altogether, with the other he laid hold of the
+ bridle of Rocinante, who had never stirred from his master's side&mdash;so
+ loyal and well-behaved was he&mdash;and betook himself to where the squire
+ stood leaning over his ass with his hand to his cheek, like one in deep
+ dejection. Seeing him in this mood, looking so sad, Don Quixote said to
+ him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Bear in mind, Sancho, that one man is no more than another, unless he
+ does more than another; all these tempests that fall upon us are signs
+ that fair weather is coming shortly, and that things will go well with us,
+ for it is impossible for good or evil to last for ever; and hence it
+ follows that the evil having lasted long, the good must be now nigh at
+ hand; so thou must not distress thyself at the misfortunes which happen to
+ me, since thou hast no share in them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How have I not?" replied Sancho; "was he whom they blanketed yesterday
+ perchance any other than my father's son? and the alforjas that are
+ missing to-day with all my treasures, did they belong to any other but
+ myself?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What! are the alforjas missing, Sancho?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Yes, they are missing," answered Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that case we have nothing to eat to-day," replied Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It would be so," answered Sancho, "if there were none of the herbs your
+ worship says you know in these meadows, those with which knights-errant as
+ unlucky as your worship are wont to supply such-like shortcomings."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For all that," answered Don Quixote, "I would rather have just now a
+ quarter of bread, or a loaf and a couple of pilchards' heads, than all the
+ herbs described by Dioscorides, even with Doctor Laguna's notes.
+ Nevertheless, Sancho the Good, mount thy beast and come along with me, for
+ God, who provides for all things, will not fail us (more especially when
+ we are so active in his service as we are), since he fails not the midges
+ of the air, nor the grubs of the earth, nor the tadpoles of the water, and
+ is so merciful that he maketh his sun to rise on the good and on the evil,
+ and sendeth rain on the unjust and on the just."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Your worship would make a better preacher than knight-errant," said
+ Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Knights-errant knew and ought to know everything, Sancho," said Don
+ Quixote; "for there were knights-errant in former times as well qualified
+ to deliver a sermon or discourse in the middle of an encampment, as if
+ they had graduated in the University of Paris; whereby we may see that the
+ lance has never blunted the pen, nor the pen the lance."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, be it as your worship says," replied Sancho; "let us be off now and
+ find some place of shelter for the night, and God grant it may be
+ somewhere where there are no blankets, nor blanketeers, nor phantoms, nor
+ enchanted Moors; for if there are, may the devil take the whole concern."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ask that of God, my son," said Don Quixote; and do thou lead on where
+ thou wilt, for this time I leave our lodging to thy choice; but reach me
+ here thy hand, and feel with thy finger, and find out how many of my teeth
+ and grinders are missing from this right side of the upper jaw, for it is
+ there I feel the pain."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho put in his fingers, and feeling about asked him, "How many grinders
+ used your worship have on this side?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Four," replied Don Quixote, "besides the back-tooth, all whole and quite
+ sound."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Mind what you are saying, senor."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I say four, if not five," answered Don Quixote, "for never in my life
+ have I had tooth or grinder drawn, nor has any fallen out or been
+ destroyed by any decay or rheum."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, then," said Sancho, "in this lower side your worship has no more
+ than two grinders and a half, and in the upper neither a half nor any at
+ all, for it is all as smooth as the palm of my hand."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Luckless that I am!" said Don Quixote, hearing the sad news his squire
+ gave him; "I had rather they despoiled me of an arm, so it were not the
+ sword-arm; for I tell thee, Sancho, a mouth without teeth is like a mill
+ without a millstone, and a tooth is much more to be prized than a diamond;
+ but we who profess the austere order of chivalry are liable to all this.
+ Mount, friend, and lead the way, and I will follow thee at whatever pace
+ thou wilt."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho did as he bade him, and proceeded in the direction in which he
+ thought he might find refuge without quitting the high road, which was
+ there very much frequented. As they went along, then, at a slow pace&mdash;for
+ the pain in Don Quixote's jaws kept him uneasy and ill-disposed for speed&mdash;Sancho
+ thought it well to amuse and divert him by talk of some kind, and among
+ the things he said to him was that which will be told in the following
+ chapter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c18e" id="c18e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c18e.jpg (44K)" src="images/c18e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch19" id="ch19"></a>CHAPTER XIX.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF THE
+ ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER NOTABLE
+ OCCURRENCES
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It seems to me, senor, that all these mishaps that have befallen us of
+ late have been without any doubt a punishment for the offence committed by
+ your worship against the order of chivalry in not keeping the oath you
+ made not to eat bread off a tablecloth or embrace the queen, and all the
+ rest of it that your worship swore to observe until you had taken that
+ helmet of Malandrino's, or whatever the Moor is called, for I do not very
+ well remember."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou art very right, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but to tell the truth,
+ it had escaped my memory; and likewise thou mayest rely upon it that the
+ affair of the blanket happened to thee because of thy fault in not
+ reminding me of it in time; but I will make amends, for there are ways of
+ compounding for everything in the order of chivalry."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Why! have I taken an oath of some sort, then?" said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It makes no matter that thou hast not taken an oath," said Don Quixote;
+ "suffice it that I see thou art not quite clear of complicity; and whether
+ or no, it will not be ill done to provide ourselves with a remedy."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that case," said Sancho, "mind that your worship does not forget this
+ as you did the oath; perhaps the phantoms may take it into their heads to
+ amuse themselves once more with me; or even with your worship if they see
+ you so obstinate."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While engaged in this and other talk, night overtook them on the road
+ before they had reached or discovered any place of shelter; and what made
+ it still worse was that they were dying of hunger, for with the loss of
+ the alforjas they had lost their entire larder and commissariat; and to
+ complete the misfortune they met with an adventure which without any
+ invention had really the appearance of one. It so happened that the night
+ closed in somewhat darkly, but for all that they pushed on, Sancho feeling
+ sure that as the road was the king's highway they might reasonably expect
+ to find some inn within a league or two. Going along, then, in this way,
+ the night dark, the squire hungry, the master sharp-set, they saw coming
+ towards them on the road they were travelling a great number of lights
+ which looked exactly like stars in motion. Sancho was taken aback at the
+ sight of them, nor did Don Quixote altogether relish them: the one pulled
+ up his ass by the halter, the other his hack by the bridle, and they stood
+ still, watching anxiously to see what all this would turn out to be, and
+ found that the lights were approaching them, and the nearer they came the
+ greater they seemed, at which spectacle Sancho began to shake like a man
+ dosed with mercury, and Don Quixote's hair stood on end; he, however,
+ plucking up spirit a little, said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This, no doubt, Sancho, will be a most mighty and perilous adventure, in
+ which it will be needful for me to put forth all my valour and
+ resolution."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Unlucky me!" answered Sancho; "if this adventure happens to be one of
+ phantoms, as I am beginning to think it is, where shall I find the ribs to
+ bear it?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be they phantoms ever so much," said Don Quixote, "I will not permit them
+ to touch a thread of thy garments; for if they played tricks with thee the
+ time before, it was because I was unable to leap the walls of the yard;
+ but now we are on a wide plain, where I shall be able to wield my sword as
+ I please."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And if they enchant and cripple you as they did the last time," said
+ Sancho, "what difference will it make being on the open plain or not?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For all that," replied Don Quixote, "I entreat thee, Sancho, to keep a
+ good heart, for experience will tell thee what mine is."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will, please God," answered Sancho, and the two retiring to one side of
+ the road set themselves to observe closely what all these moving lights
+ might be; and very soon afterwards they made out some twenty encamisados,
+ all on horseback, with lighted torches in their hands, the awe-inspiring
+ aspect of whom completely extinguished the courage of Sancho, who began to
+ chatter with his teeth like one in the cold fit of an ague; and his heart
+ sank and his teeth chattered still more when they perceived distinctly
+ that behind them there came a litter covered over with black and followed
+ by six more mounted figures in mourning down to the very feet of their
+ mules&mdash;for they could perceive plainly they were not horses by the
+ easy pace at which they went. And as the encamisados came along they
+ muttered to themselves in a low plaintive tone. This strange spectacle at
+ such an hour and in such a solitary place was quite enough to strike
+ terror into Sancho's heart, and even into his master's; and (save in Don
+ Quixote's case) did so, for all Sancho's resolution had now broken down.
+ It was just the opposite with his master, whose imagination immediately
+ conjured up all this to him vividly as one of the adventures of his books.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He took it into his head that the litter was a bier on which was borne
+ some sorely wounded or slain knight, to avenge whom was a task reserved
+ for him alone; and without any further reasoning he laid his lance in
+ rest, fixed himself firmly in his saddle, and with gallant spirit and
+ bearing took up his position in the middle of the road where the
+ encamisados must of necessity pass; and as soon as he saw them near at
+ hand he raised his voice and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Halt, knights, or whosoever ye may be, and render me account of who ye
+ are, whence ye come, where ye go, what it is ye carry upon that bier, for,
+ to judge by appearances, either ye have done some wrong or some wrong has
+ been done to you, and it is fitting and necessary that I should know,
+ either that I may chastise you for the evil ye have done, or else that I
+ may avenge you for the injury that has been inflicted upon you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "We are in haste," answered one of the encamisados, "and the inn is far
+ off, and we cannot stop to render you such an account as you demand;" and
+ spurring his mule he moved on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote was mightily provoked by this answer, and seizing the mule by
+ the bridle he said, "Halt, and be more mannerly, and render an account of
+ what I have asked of you; else, take my defiance to combat, all of you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mule was shy, and was so frightened at her bridle being seized that
+ rearing up she flung her rider to the ground over her haunches. An
+ attendant who was on foot, seeing the encamisado fall, began to abuse Don
+ Quixote, who now moved to anger, without any more ado, laying his lance in
+ rest charged one of the men in mourning and brought him badly wounded to
+ the ground, and as he wheeled round upon the others the agility with which
+ he attacked and routed them was a sight to see, for it seemed just as if
+ wings had that instant grown upon Rocinante, so lightly and proudly did he
+ bear himself. The encamisados were all timid folk and unarmed, so they
+ speedily made their escape from the fray and set off at a run across the
+ plain with their lighted torches, looking exactly like maskers running on
+ some gala or festival night. The mourners, too, enveloped and swathed in
+ their skirts and gowns, were unable to bestir themselves, and so with
+ entire safety to himself Don Quixote belaboured them all and drove them
+ off against their will, for they all thought it was no man but a devil
+ from hell come to carry away the dead body they had in the litter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho beheld all this in astonishment at the intrepidity of his lord, and
+ said to himself, "Clearly this master of mine is as bold and valiant as he
+ says he is."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A burning torch lay on the ground near the first man whom the mule had
+ thrown, by the light of which Don Quixote perceived him, and coming up to
+ him he presented the point of the lance to his face, calling on him to
+ yield himself prisoner, or else he would kill him; to which the prostrate
+ man replied, "I am prisoner enough as it is; I cannot stir, for one of my
+ legs is broken: I entreat you, if you be a Christian gentleman, not to
+ kill me, which will be committing grave sacrilege, for I am a licentiate
+ and I hold first orders."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then what the devil brought you here, being a churchman?" said Don
+ Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What, senor?" said the other. "My bad luck."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then still worse awaits you," said Don Quixote, "if you do not satisfy me
+ as to all I asked you at first."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You shall be soon satisfied," said the licentiate; "you must know, then,
+ that though just now I said I was a licentiate, I am only a bachelor, and
+ my name is Alonzo Lopez; I am a native of Alcobendas, I come from the city
+ of Baeza with eleven others, priests, the same who fled with the torches,
+ and we are going to the city of Segovia accompanying a dead body which is
+ in that litter, and is that of a gentleman who died in Baeza, where he was
+ interred; and now, as I said, we are taking his bones to their
+ burial-place, which is in Segovia, where he was born."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And who killed him?" asked Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God, by means of a malignant fever that took him," answered the bachelor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that case," said Don Quixote, "the Lord has relieved me of the task of
+ avenging his death had any other slain him; but, he who slew him having
+ slain him, there is nothing for it but to be silent, and shrug one's
+ shoulders; I should do the same were he to slay myself; and I would have
+ your reverence know that I am a knight of La Mancha, Don Quixote by name,
+ and it is my business and calling to roam the world righting wrongs and
+ redressing injuries."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not know how that about righting wrongs can be," said the bachelor,
+ "for from straight you have made me crooked, leaving me with a broken leg
+ that will never see itself straight again all the days of its life; and
+ the injury you have redressed in my case has been to leave me injured in
+ such a way that I shall remain injured for ever; and the height of
+ misadventure it was to fall in with you who go in search of adventures."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Things do not all happen in the same way," answered Don Quixote; "it all
+ came, Sir Bachelor Alonzo Lopez, of your going, as you did, by night,
+ dressed in those surplices, with lighted torches, praying, covered with
+ mourning, so that naturally you looked like something evil and of the
+ other world; and so I could not avoid doing my duty in attacking you, and
+ I should have attacked you even had I known positively that you were the
+ very devils of hell, for such I certainly believed and took you to be."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As my fate has so willed it," said the bachelor, "I entreat you, sir
+ knight-errant, whose errand has been such an evil one for me, to help me
+ to get from under this mule that holds one of my legs caught between the
+ stirrup and the saddle."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I would have talked on till to-morrow," said Don Quixote; "how long were
+ you going to wait before telling me of your distress?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He at once called to Sancho, who, however, had no mind to come, as he was
+ just then engaged in unloading a sumpter mule, well laden with provender,
+ which these worthy gentlemen had brought with them. Sancho made a bag of
+ his coat, and, getting together as much as he could, and as the bag would
+ hold, he loaded his beast, and then hastened to obey his master's call,
+ and helped him to remove the bachelor from under the mule; then putting
+ him on her back he gave him the torch, and Don Quixote bade him follow the
+ track of his companions, and beg pardon of them on his part for the wrong
+ which he could not help doing them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And said Sancho, "If by chance these gentlemen should want to know who was
+ the hero that served them so, your worship may tell them that he is the
+ famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, otherwise called the Knight of the Rueful
+ Countenance."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The bachelor then took his departure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I forgot to mention that before he did so he said to Don Quixote,
+ "Remember that you stand excommunicated for having laid violent hands on a
+ holy thing, juxta illud, si quis, suadente diabolo."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not understand that Latin," answered Don Quixote, "but I know well I
+ did not lay hands, only this pike; besides, I did not think I was
+ committing an assault upon priests or things of the Church, which, like a
+ Catholic and faithful Christian as I am, I respect and revere, but upon
+ phantoms and spectres of the other world; but even so, I remember how it
+ fared with Cid Ruy Diaz when he broke the chair of the ambassador of that
+ king before his Holiness the Pope, who excommunicated him for the same;
+ and yet the good Roderick of Vivar bore himself that day like a very noble
+ and valiant knight."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On hearing this the bachelor took his departure, as has been said, without
+ making any reply; and Don Quixote asked Sancho what had induced him to
+ call him the "Knight of the Rueful Countenance" more then than at any
+ other time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will tell you," answered Sancho; "it was because I have been looking at
+ you for some time by the light of the torch held by that unfortunate, and
+ verily your worship has got of late the most ill-favoured countenance I
+ ever saw: it must be either owing to the fatigue of this combat, or else
+ to the want of teeth and grinders."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is not that," replied Don Quixote, "but because the sage whose duty it
+ will be to write the history of my achievements must have thought it
+ proper that I should take some distinctive name as all knights of yore
+ did; one being 'He of the Burning Sword,' another 'He of the Unicorn,'
+ this one 'He of the Damsels,' that 'He of the Phoenix,' another 'The
+ Knight of the Griffin,' and another 'He of the Death,' and by these names
+ and designations they were known all the world round; and so I say that
+ the sage aforesaid must have put it into your mouth and mind just now to
+ call me 'The Knight of the Rueful Countenance,' as I intend to call myself
+ from this day forward; and that the said name may fit me better, I mean,
+ when the opportunity offers, to have a very rueful countenance painted on
+ my shield."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is no occasion, senor, for wasting time or money on making that
+ countenance," said Sancho; "for all that need be done is for your worship
+ to show your own, face to face, to those who look at you, and without
+ anything more, either image or shield, they will call you 'Him of the
+ Rueful Countenance' and believe me I am telling you the truth, for I
+ assure you, senor (and in good part be it said), hunger and the loss of
+ your grinders have given you such an ill-favoured face that, as I say, the
+ rueful picture may be very well spared."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote laughed at Sancho's pleasantry; nevertheless he resolved to
+ call himself by that name, and have his shield or buckler painted as he
+ had devised.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote would have looked to see whether the body in the litter were
+ bones or not, but Sancho would not have it, saying:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor, you have ended this perilous adventure more safely for yourself
+ than any of those I have seen: perhaps these people, though beaten and
+ routed, may bethink themselves that it is a single man that has beaten
+ them, and feeling sore and ashamed of it may take heart and come in search
+ of us and give us trouble enough. The ass is in proper trim, the mountains
+ are near at hand, hunger presses, we have nothing more to do but make good
+ our retreat, and, as the saying is, the dead to the grave and the living
+ to the loaf."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And driving his ass before him he begged his master to follow, who,
+ feeling that Sancho was right, did so without replying; and after
+ proceeding some little distance between two hills they found themselves in
+ a wide and retired valley, where they alighted, and Sancho unloaded his
+ beast, and stretched upon the green grass, with hunger for sauce, they
+ breakfasted, dined, lunched, and supped all at once, satisfying their
+ appetites with more than one store of cold meat which the dead man's
+ clerical gentlemen (who seldom put themselves on short allowance) had
+ brought with them on their sumpter mule. But another piece of ill-luck
+ befell them, which Sancho held the worst of all, and that was that they
+ had no wine to drink, nor even water to moisten their lips; and as thirst
+ tormented them, Sancho, observing that the meadow where they were was full
+ of green and tender grass, said what will be told in the following
+ chapter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch20" id="ch20"></a>CHAPTER XX.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE
+ VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER ACHIEVED BY
+ ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE WORLD
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19a" id="c19a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c19a.jpg (147K)" src="images/c19a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c19a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It cannot be, senor, but that this grass is a proof that there must be
+ hard by some spring or brook to give it moisture, so it would be well to
+ move a little farther on, that we may find some place where we may quench
+ this terrible thirst that plagues us, which beyond a doubt is more
+ distressing than hunger."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The advice seemed good to Don Quixote, and, he leading Rocinante by the
+ bridle and Sancho the ass by the halter, after he had packed away upon him
+ the remains of the supper, they advanced the meadow feeling their way, for
+ the darkness of the night made it impossible to see anything; but they had
+ not gone two hundred paces when a loud noise of water, as if falling from
+ great rocks, struck their ears. The sound cheered them greatly; but
+ halting to make out by listening from what quarter it came they heard
+ unseasonably another noise which spoiled the satisfaction the sound of the
+ water gave them, especially for Sancho, who was by nature timid and
+ faint-hearted. They heard, I say, strokes falling with a measured beat,
+ and a certain rattling of iron and chains that, together with the furious
+ din of the water, would have struck terror into any heart but Don
+ Quixote's. The night was, as has been said, dark, and they had happened to
+ reach a spot in among some tall trees, whose leaves stirred by a gentle
+ breeze made a low ominous sound; so that, what with the solitude, the
+ place, the darkness, the noise of the water, and the rustling of the
+ leaves, everything inspired awe and dread; more especially as they
+ perceived that the strokes did not cease, nor the wind lull, nor morning
+ approach; to all which might be added their ignorance as to where they
+ were.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19b" id="c19b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c19b.jpg (204K)" src="images/c19b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c19b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Don Quixote, supported by his intrepid heart, leaped on Rocinante, and
+ bracing his buckler on his arm, brought his pike to the slope, and said,
+ "Friend Sancho, know that I by Heaven's will have been born in this our
+ iron age to revive in it the age of gold, or the golden as it is
+ called; I am he for whom perils, mighty achievements, and valiant deeds
+ are reserved; I am, I say again, he who is to revive the Knights of the
+ Round Table, the Twelve of France and the Nine Worthies; and he who is to
+ consign to oblivion the Platirs, the Tablantes, the Olivantes and
+ Tirantes, the Phoebuses and Belianises, with the whole herd of famous
+ knights-errant of days gone by, performing in these in which I live such
+ exploits, marvels, and feats of arms as shall obscure their brightest
+ deeds. Thou dost mark well, faithful and trusty squire, the gloom of this
+ night, its strange silence, the dull confused murmur of those trees, the
+ awful sound of that water in quest of which we came, that seems as though
+ it were precipitating and dashing itself down from the lofty mountains of
+ the Moon, and that incessant hammering that wounds and pains our ears;
+ which things all together and each of itself are enough to instil fear,
+ dread, and dismay into the breast of Mars himself, much more into one not
+ used to hazards and adventures of the kind. Well, then, all this that I
+ put before thee is but an incentive and stimulant to my spirit, making my
+ heart burst in my bosom through eagerness to engage in this adventure,
+ arduous as it promises to be; therefore tighten Rocinante's girths a
+ little, and God be with thee; wait for me here three days and no more, and
+ if in that time I come not back, thou canst return to our village, and
+ thence, to do me a favour and a service, thou wilt go to El Toboso, where
+ thou shalt say to my incomparable lady Dulcinea that her captive knight
+ hath died in attempting things that might make him worthy of being called
+ hers."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Sancho heard his master's words he began to weep in the most pathetic
+ way, saying:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor, I know not why your worship wants to attempt this so dreadful
+ adventure; it is night now, no one sees us here, we can easily turn about
+ and take ourselves out of danger, even if we don't drink for three days to
+ come; and as there is no one to see us, all the less will there be anyone
+ to set us down as cowards; besides, I have many a time heard the curate of
+ our village, whom your worship knows well, preach that he who seeks danger
+ perishes in it; so it is not right to tempt God by trying so tremendous a
+ feat from which there can be no escape save by a miracle, and Heaven has
+ performed enough of them for your worship in delivering you from being
+ blanketed as I was, and bringing you out victorious and safe and sound
+ from among all those enemies that were with the dead man; and if all this
+ does not move or soften that hard heart, let this thought and reflection
+ move it, that you will have hardly quitted this spot when from pure fear I
+ shall yield my soul up to anyone that will take it. I left home and wife
+ and children to come and serve your worship, trusting to do better and not
+ worse; but as covetousness bursts the bag, it has rent my hopes asunder,
+ for just as I had them highest about getting that wretched unlucky island
+ your worship has so often promised me, I see that instead and in lieu of
+ it you mean to desert me now in a place so far from human reach: for God's
+ sake, master mine, deal not so unjustly by me, and if your worship will
+ not entirely give up attempting this feat, at least put it off till
+ morning, for by what the lore I learned when I was a shepherd tells me it
+ cannot want three hours of dawn now, because the mouth of the Horn is
+ overhead and makes midnight in the line of the left arm."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How canst thou see, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "where it makes that line,
+ or where this mouth or this occiput is that thou talkest of, when the
+ night is so dark that there is not a star to be seen in the whole heaven?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That's true," said Sancho, "but fear has sharp eyes, and sees things
+ underground, much more above in heavens; besides, there is good reason to
+ show that it now wants but little of day."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let it want what it may," replied Don Quixote, "it shall not be said of
+ me now or at any time that tears or entreaties turned me aside from doing
+ what was in accordance with knightly usage; and so I beg of thee, Sancho,
+ to hold thy peace, for God, who has put it into my heart to undertake now
+ this so unexampled and terrible adventure, will take care to watch over my
+ safety and console thy sorrow; what thou hast to do is to tighten
+ Rocinante's girths well, and wait here, for I shall come back shortly,
+ alive or dead."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho perceiving it his master's final resolve, and how little his tears,
+ counsels, and entreaties prevailed with him, determined to have recourse
+ to his own ingenuity and compel him, if he could, to wait till daylight;
+ and so, while tightening the girths of the horse, he quietly and without
+ being felt, with his ass' halter tied both Rocinante's legs, so that when
+ Don Quixote strove to go he was unable as the horse could only move by
+ jumps. Seeing the success of his trick, Sancho Panza said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "See there, senor! Heaven, moved by my tears and prayers, has so ordered
+ it that Rocinante cannot stir; and if you will be obstinate, and spur and
+ strike him, you will only provoke fortune, and kick, as they say, against
+ the pricks."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote at this grew desperate, but the more he drove his heels into
+ the horse, the less he stirred him; and not having any suspicion of the
+ tying, he was fain to resign himself and wait till daybreak or until
+ Rocinante could move, firmly persuaded that all this came of something
+ other than Sancho's ingenuity. So he said to him, "As it is so, Sancho,
+ and as Rocinante cannot move, I am content to wait till dawn smiles upon
+ us, even though I weep while it delays its coming."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is no need to weep," answered Sancho, "for I will amuse your
+ worship by telling stories from this till daylight, unless indeed you like
+ to dismount and lie down to sleep a little on the green grass after the
+ fashion of knights-errant, so as to be fresher when day comes and the
+ moment arrives for attempting this extraordinary adventure you are looking
+ forward to."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What art thou talking about dismounting or sleeping for?" said Don
+ Quixote. "Am I, thinkest thou, one of those knights that take their rest
+ in the presence of danger? Sleep thou who art born to sleep, or do as thou
+ wilt, for I will act as I think most consistent with my character."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be not angry, master mine," replied Sancho, "I did not mean to say that;"
+ and coming close to him he laid one hand on the pommel of the saddle and
+ the other on the cantle so that he held his master's left thigh in his
+ embrace, not daring to separate a finger's width from him; so much afraid
+ was he of the strokes which still resounded with a regular beat. Don
+ Quixote bade him tell some story to amuse him as he had proposed, to which
+ Sancho replied that he would if his dread of what he heard would let him;
+ "Still," said he, "I will strive to tell a story which, if I can manage to
+ relate it, and nobody interferes with the telling, is the best of stories,
+ and let your worship give me your attention, for here I begin. What was,
+ was; and may the good that is to come be for all, and the evil for him who
+ goes to look for it&mdash;your worship must know that the beginning the
+ old folk used to put to their tales was not just as each one pleased; it
+ was a maxim of Cato Zonzorino the Roman, that says 'the evil for him that
+ goes to look for it,' and it comes as pat to the purpose now as ring to
+ finger, to show that your worship should keep quiet and not go looking for
+ evil in any quarter, and that we should go back by some other road, since
+ nobody forces us to follow this in which so many terrors affright us."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Go on with thy story, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and leave the choice of
+ our road to my care."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I say then," continued Sancho, "that in a village of Estremadura there
+ was a goat-shepherd&mdash;that is to say, one who tended goats&mdash;which
+ shepherd or goatherd, as my story goes, was called Lope Ruiz, and this
+ Lope Ruiz was in love with a shepherdess called Torralva, which
+ shepherdess called Torralva was the daughter of a rich grazier, and this
+ rich grazier-"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If that is the way thou tellest thy tale, Sancho," said Don Quixote,
+ "repeating twice all thou hast to say, thou wilt not have done these two
+ days; go straight on with it, and tell it like a reasonable man, or else
+ say nothing."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Tales are always told in my country in the very way I am telling this,"
+ answered Sancho, "and I cannot tell it in any other, nor is it right of
+ your worship to ask me to make new customs."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Tell it as thou wilt," replied Don Quixote; "and as fate will have it
+ that I cannot help listening to thee, go on."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And so, lord of my soul," continued Sancho, as I have said, this shepherd
+ was in love with Torralva the shepherdess, who was a wild buxom lass with
+ something of the look of a man about her, for she had little moustaches; I
+ fancy I see her now."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then you knew her?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I did not know her," said Sancho, "but he who told me the story said it
+ was so true and certain that when I told it to another I might safely
+ declare and swear I had seen it all myself. And so in course of time, the
+ devil, who never sleeps and puts everything in confusion, contrived that
+ the love the shepherd bore the shepherdess turned into hatred and
+ ill-will, and the reason, according to evil tongues, was some little
+ jealousy she caused him that crossed the line and trespassed on forbidden
+ ground; and so much did the shepherd hate her from that time forward that,
+ in order to escape from her, he determined to quit the country and go
+ where he should never set eyes on her again. Torralva, when she found
+ herself spurned by Lope, was immediately smitten with love for him, though
+ she had never loved him before."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is the natural way of women," said Don Quixote, "to scorn the one
+ that loves them, and love the one that hates them: go on, Sancho."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It came to pass," said Sancho, "that the shepherd carried out his
+ intention, and driving his goats before him took his way across the plains
+ of Estremadura to pass over into the Kingdom of Portugal. Torralva, who
+ knew of it, went after him, and on foot and barefoot followed him at a
+ distance, with a pilgrim's staff in her hand and a scrip round her neck,
+ in which she carried, it is said, a bit of looking-glass and a piece of a
+ comb and some little pot or other of paint for her face; but let her carry
+ what she did, I am not going to trouble myself to prove it; all I say is,
+ that the shepherd, they say, came with his flock to cross over the river
+ Guadiana, which was at that time swollen and almost overflowing its banks,
+ and at the spot he came to there was neither ferry nor boat nor anyone to
+ carry him or his flock to the other side, at which he was much vexed, for
+ he perceived that Torralva was approaching and would give him great
+ annoyance with her tears and entreaties; however, he went looking about so
+ closely that he discovered a fisherman who had alongside of him a boat so
+ small that it could only hold one person and one goat; but for all that he
+ spoke to him and agreed with him to carry himself and his three hundred
+ goats across. The fisherman got into the boat and carried one goat over;
+ he came back and carried another over; he came back again, and again
+ brought over another&mdash;let your worship keep count of the goats the
+ fisherman is taking across, for if one escapes the memory there will be an
+ end of the story, and it will be impossible to tell another word of it. To
+ proceed, I must tell you the landing place on the other side was miry and
+ slippery, and the fisherman lost a great deal of time in going and coming;
+ still he returned for another goat, and another, and another."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Take it for granted he brought them all across," said Don Quixote, "and
+ don't keep going and coming in this way, or thou wilt not make an end of
+ bringing them over this twelvemonth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How many have gone across so far?" said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How the devil do I know?" replied Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There it is," said Sancho, "what I told you, that you must keep a good
+ count; well then, by God, there is an end of the story, for there is no
+ going any farther."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How can that be?" said Don Quixote; "is it so essential to the story to
+ know to a nicety the goats that have crossed over, that if there be a
+ mistake of one in the reckoning, thou canst not go on with it?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No, senor, not a bit," replied Sancho; "for when I asked your worship to
+ tell me how many goats had crossed, and you answered you did not know, at
+ that very instant all I had to say passed away out of my memory, and,
+ faith, there was much virtue in it, and entertainment."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So, then," said Don Quixote, "the story has come to an end?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As much as my mother has," said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In truth," said Don Quixote, "thou hast told one of the rarest stories,
+ tales, or histories, that anyone in the world could have imagined, and
+ such a way of telling it and ending it was never seen nor will be in a
+ lifetime; though I expected nothing else from thy excellent understanding.
+ But I do not wonder, for perhaps those ceaseless strokes may have confused
+ thy wits."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All that may be," replied Sancho, "but I know that as to my story, all
+ that can be said is that it ends there where the mistake in the count of
+ the passage of the goats begins."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let it end where it will, well and good," said Don Quixote, "and let us
+ see if Rocinante can go;" and again he spurred him, and again Rocinante
+ made jumps and remained where he was, so well tied was he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just then, whether it was the cold of the morning that was now
+ approaching, or that he had eaten something laxative at supper, or that it
+ was only natural (as is most likely), Sancho felt a desire to do what no
+ one could do for him; but so great was the fear that had penetrated his
+ heart, he dared not separate himself from his master by as much as the
+ black of his nail; to escape doing what he wanted was, however, also
+ impossible; so what he did for peace's sake was to remove his right hand,
+ which held the back of the saddle, and with it to untie gently and
+ silently the running string which alone held up his breeches, so that on
+ loosening it they at once fell down round his feet like fetters; he then
+ raised his shirt as well as he could and bared his hind quarters, no slim
+ ones. But, this accomplished, which he fancied was all he had to do to get
+ out of this terrible strait and embarrassment, another still greater
+ difficulty presented itself, for it seemed to him impossible to relieve
+ himself without making some noise, and he ground his teeth and squeezed
+ his shoulders together, holding his breath as much as he could; but in
+ spite of his precautions he was unlucky enough after all to make a little
+ noise, very different from that which was causing him so much fear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19c" id="c19c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c19c.jpg (308K)" src="images/c19c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c19c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote, hearing it, said, "What noise is that, Sancho?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I don't know, senor," said he; "it must be something new, for adventures
+ and misadventures never begin with a trifle." Once more he tried his luck,
+ and succeeded so well, that without any further noise or disturbance he
+ found himself relieved of the burden that had given him so much
+ discomfort. But as Don Quixote's sense of smell was as acute as his
+ hearing, and as Sancho was so closely linked with him that the fumes rose
+ almost in a straight line, it could not be but that some should reach his
+ nose, and as soon as they did he came to its relief by compressing it
+ between his fingers, saying in a rather snuffing tone, "Sancho, it strikes
+ me thou art in great fear."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am," answered Sancho; "but how does your worship perceive it now more
+ than ever?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Because just now thou smellest stronger than ever, and not of ambergris,"
+ answered Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Very likely," said Sancho, "but that's not my fault, but your worship's,
+ for leading me about at unseasonable hours and at such unwonted paces."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then go back three or four, my friend," said Don Quixote, all the time
+ with his fingers to his nose; "and for the future pay more attention to
+ thy person and to what thou owest to mine; for it is my great familiarity
+ with thee that has bred this contempt."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I'll bet," replied Sancho, "that your worship thinks I have done
+ something I ought not with my person."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It makes it worse to stir it, friend Sancho," returned Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this and other talk of the same sort master and man passed the night,
+ till Sancho, perceiving that daybreak was coming on apace, very cautiously
+ untied Rocinante and tied up his breeches. As soon as Rocinante found
+ himself free, though by nature he was not at all mettlesome, he seemed to
+ feel lively and began pawing&mdash;for as to capering, begging his pardon,
+ he knew not what it meant. Don Quixote, then, observing that Rocinante
+ could move, took it as a good sign and a signal that he should attempt the
+ dread adventure. By this time day had fully broken and everything showed
+ distinctly, and Don Quixote saw that he was among some tall trees,
+ chestnuts, which cast a very deep shade; he perceived likewise that the
+ sound of the strokes did not cease, but could not discover what caused it,
+ and so without any further delay he let Rocinante feel the spur, and once
+ more taking leave of Sancho, he told him to wait for him there three days
+ at most, as he had said before, and if he should not have returned by that
+ time, he might feel sure it had been God's will that he should end his
+ days in that perilous adventure. He again repeated the message and
+ commission with which he was to go on his behalf to his lady Dulcinea, and
+ said he was not to be uneasy as to the payment of his services, for before
+ leaving home he had made his will, in which he would find himself fully
+ recompensed in the matter of wages in due proportion to the time he had
+ served; but if God delivered him safe, sound, and unhurt out of that
+ danger, he might look upon the promised island as much more than certain.
+ Sancho began to weep afresh on again hearing the affecting words of his
+ good master, and resolved to stay with him until the final issue and end
+ of the business. From these tears and this honourable resolve of Sancho
+ Panza's the author of this history infers that he must have been of good
+ birth and at least an old Christian; and the feeling he displayed touched
+ his but not so much as to make him show any weakness; on the contrary,
+ hiding what he felt as well as he could, he began to move towards that
+ quarter whence the sound of the water and of the strokes seemed to come.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho followed him on foot, leading by the halter, as his custom was, his
+ ass, his constant comrade in prosperity or adversity; and advancing some
+ distance through the shady chestnut trees they came upon a little meadow
+ at the foot of some high rocks, down which a mighty rush of water flung
+ itself. At the foot of the rocks were some rudely constructed houses
+ looking more like ruins than houses, from among which came, they
+ perceived, the din and clatter of blows, which still continued without
+ intermission. Rocinante took fright at the noise of the water and of the
+ blows, but quieting him Don Quixote advanced step by step towards the
+ houses, commending himself with all his heart to his lady, imploring her
+ support in that dread pass and enterprise, and on the way commending
+ himself to God, too, not to forget him. Sancho who never quitted his side,
+ stretched his neck as far as he could and peered between the legs of
+ Rocinante to see if he could now discover what it was that caused him such
+ fear and apprehension. They went it might be a hundred paces farther, when
+ on turning a corner the true cause, beyond the possibility of any mistake,
+ of that dread-sounding and to them awe-inspiring noise that had kept them
+ all the night in such fear and perplexity, appeared plain and obvious; and
+ it was (if, reader, thou art not disgusted and disappointed) six fulling
+ hammers which by their alternate strokes made all the din.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Don Quixote perceived what it was, he was struck dumb and rigid from
+ head to foot. Sancho glanced at him and saw him with his head bent down
+ upon his breast in manifest mortification; and Don Quixote glanced at
+ Sancho and saw him with his cheeks puffed out and his mouth full of
+ laughter, and evidently ready to explode with it, and in spite of his
+ vexation he could not help laughing at the sight of him; and when Sancho
+ saw his master begin he let go so heartily that he had to hold his sides
+ with both hands to keep himself from bursting with laughter. Four times he
+ stopped, and as many times did his laughter break out afresh with the same
+ violence as at first, whereat Don Quixote grew furious, above all when he
+ heard him say mockingly, "Thou must know, friend Sancho, that of Heaven's
+ will I was born in this our iron age to revive in it the golden or age of
+ gold; I am he for whom are reserved perils, mighty achievements, valiant
+ deeds;" and here he went on repeating the words that Don Quixote uttered
+ the first time they heard the awful strokes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote, then, seeing that Sancho was turning him into ridicule, was
+ so mortified and vexed that he lifted up his pike and smote him two such
+ blows that if, instead of catching them on his shoulders, he had caught
+ them on his head there would have been no wages to pay, unless indeed to
+ his heirs. Sancho seeing that he was getting an awkward return in earnest
+ for his jest, and fearing his master might carry it still further, said to
+ him very humbly, "Calm yourself, sir, for by God I am only joking."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, then, if you are joking I am not," replied Don Quixote. "Look here,
+ my lively gentleman, if these, instead of being fulling hammers, had been
+ some perilous adventure, have I not, think you, shown the courage required
+ for the attempt and achievement? Am I, perchance, being, as I am, a
+ gentleman, bound to know and distinguish sounds and tell whether they come
+ from fulling mills or not; and that, when perhaps, as is the case, I have
+ never in my life seen any as you have, low boor as you are, that have been
+ born and bred among them? But turn me these six hammers into six giants,
+ and bring them to beard me, one by one or all together, and if I do not
+ knock them head over heels, then make what mockery you like of me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No more of that, senor," returned Sancho; "I own I went a little too far
+ with the joke. But tell me, your worship, now that peace is made between
+ us (and may God bring you out of all the adventures that may befall you as
+ safe and sound as he has brought you out of this one), was it not a thing
+ to laugh at, and is it not a good story, the great fear we were in?&mdash;at
+ least that I was in; for as to your worship I see now that you neither
+ know nor understand what either fear or dismay is."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not deny," said Don Quixote, "that what happened to us may be worth
+ laughing at, but it is not worth making a story about, for it is not
+ everyone that is shrewd enough to hit the right point of a thing."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "At any rate," said Sancho, "your worship knew how to hit the right point
+ with your pike, aiming at my head and hitting me on the shoulders, thanks
+ be to God and my own smartness in dodging it. But let that pass; all will
+ come out in the scouring; for I have heard say 'he loves thee well that
+ makes thee weep;' and moreover that it is the way with great lords after
+ any hard words they give a servant to give him a pair of breeches; though
+ I do not know what they give after blows, unless it be that knights-errant
+ after blows give islands, or kingdoms on the mainland."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It may be on the dice," said Don Quixote, "that all thou sayest will come
+ true; overlook the past, for thou art shrewd enough to know that our first
+ movements are not in our own control; and one thing for the future bear in
+ mind, that thou curb and restrain thy loquacity in my company; for in all
+ the books of chivalry that I have read, and they are innumerable, I never
+ met with a squire who talked so much to his lord as thou dost to thine;
+ and in fact I feel it to be a great fault of thine and of mine: of thine,
+ that thou hast so little respect for me; of mine, that I do not make
+ myself more respected. There was Gandalin, the squire of Amadis of Gaul,
+ that was Count of the Insula Firme, and we read of him that he always
+ addressed his lord with his cap in his hand, his head bowed down and his
+ body bent double, more turquesco. And then, what shall we say of Gasabal,
+ the squire of Galaor, who was so silent that in order to indicate to us
+ the greatness of his marvellous taciturnity his name is only once
+ mentioned in the whole of that history, as long as it is truthful? From
+ all I have said thou wilt gather, Sancho, that there must be a difference
+ between master and man, between lord and lackey, between knight and
+ squire: so that from this day forward in our intercourse we must observe
+ more respect and take less liberties, for in whatever way I may be
+ provoked with you it will be bad for the pitcher. The favours and benefits
+ that I have promised you will come in due time, and if they do not your
+ wages at least will not be lost, as I have already told you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All that your worship says is very well," said Sancho, "but I should like
+ to know (in case the time of favours should not come, and it might be
+ necessary to fall back upon wages) how much did the squire of a
+ knight-errant get in those days, and did they agree by the month, or by
+ the day like bricklayers?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not believe," replied Don Quixote, "that such squires were ever on
+ wages, but were dependent on favour; and if I have now mentioned thine in
+ the sealed will I have left at home, it was with a view to what may
+ happen; for as yet I know not how chivalry will turn out in these wretched
+ times of ours, and I do not wish my soul to suffer for trifles in the
+ other world; for I would have thee know, Sancho, that in this there is no
+ condition more hazardous than that of adventurers."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is true," said Sancho, "since the mere noise of the hammers of a
+ fulling mill can disturb and disquiet the heart of such a valiant errant
+ adventurer as your worship; but you may be sure I will not open my lips
+ henceforward to make light of anything of your worship's, but only to
+ honour you as my master and natural lord."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By so doing," replied Don Quixote, "shalt thou live long on the face of
+ the earth; for next to parents, masters are to be respected as though they
+ were parents."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19e" id="c19e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c19e.jpg (33K)" src="images/c19e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch21" id="ch21"></a>CHAPTER XXI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET,
+ TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE KNIGHT
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c20a" id="c20a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c20a.jpg (73K)" src="images/c20a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c20a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It now began to rain a little, and Sancho was for going into the fulling
+ mills, but Don Quixote had taken such an abhorrence to them on account of
+ the late joke that he would not enter them on any account; so turning
+ aside to right they came upon another road, different from that which they
+ had taken the night before. Shortly afterwards Don Quixote perceived a man
+ on horseback who wore on his head something that shone like gold, and the
+ moment he saw him he turned to Sancho and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I think, Sancho, there is no proverb that is not true, all being maxims
+ drawn from experience itself, the mother of all the sciences, especially
+ that one that says, 'Where one door shuts, another opens.' I say so
+ because if last night fortune shut the door of the adventure we were
+ looking for against us, cheating us with the fulling mills, it now opens
+ wide another one for another better and more certain adventure, and if I
+ do not contrive to enter it, it will be my own fault, and I cannot lay it
+ to my ignorance of fulling mills, or the darkness of the night. I say this
+ because, if I mistake not, there comes towards us one who wears on his
+ head the helmet of Mambrino, concerning which I took the oath thou
+ rememberest."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Mind what you say, your worship, and still more what you do," said
+ Sancho, "for I don't want any more fulling mills to finish off fulling and
+ knocking our senses out."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The devil take thee, man," said Don Quixote; "what has a helmet to do
+ with fulling mills?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I don't know," replied Sancho, "but, faith, if I might speak as I used,
+ perhaps I could give such reasons that your worship would see you were
+ mistaken in what you say."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How can I be mistaken in what I say, unbelieving traitor?" returned Don
+ Quixote; "tell me, seest thou not yonder knight coming towards us on a
+ dappled grey steed, who has upon his head a helmet of gold?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What I see and make out," answered Sancho, "is only a man on a grey ass
+ like my own, who has something that shines on his head."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, that is the helmet of Mambrino," said Don Quixote; "stand to one
+ side and leave me alone with him; thou shalt see how, without saying a
+ word, to save time, I shall bring this adventure to an issue and possess
+ myself of the helmet I have so longed for."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will take care to stand aside," said Sancho; "but God grant, I say once
+ more, that it may be marjoram and not fulling mills."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have told thee, brother, on no account to mention those fulling mills
+ to me again," said Don Quixote, "or I vow&mdash;and I say no more&mdash;I'll
+ full the soul out of you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho held his peace in dread lest his master should carry out the vow he
+ had hurled like a bowl at him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fact of the matter as regards the helmet, steed, and knight that Don
+ Quixote saw, was this. In that neighbourhood there were two villages, one
+ of them so small that it had neither apothecary's shop nor barber, which
+ the other that was close to it had, so the barber of the larger served the
+ smaller, and in it there was a sick man who required to be bled and
+ another man who wanted to be shaved, and on this errand the barber was
+ going, carrying with him a brass basin; but as luck would have it, as he
+ was on the way it began to rain, and not to spoil his hat, which probably
+ was a new one, he put the basin on his head, and being clean it glittered
+ at half a league's distance. He rode upon a grey ass, as Sancho said, and
+ this was what made it seem to Don Quixote to be a dapple-grey steed and a
+ knight and a golden helmet; for everything he saw he made to fall in with
+ his crazy chivalry and ill-errant notions; and when he saw the poor knight
+ draw near, without entering into any parley with him, at Rocinante's top
+ speed he bore down upon him with the pike pointed low, fully determined to
+ run him through and through, and as he reached him, without checking the
+ fury of his charge, he cried to him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Defend thyself, miserable being, or yield me of thine own accord that
+ which is so reasonably my due."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The barber, who without any expectation or apprehension of it saw this
+ apparition coming down upon him, had no other way of saving himself from
+ the stroke of the lance but to let himself fall off his ass; and no sooner
+ had he touched the ground than he sprang up more nimbly than a deer and
+ sped away across the plain faster than the wind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He left the basin on the ground, with which Don Quixote contented himself,
+ saying that the pagan had shown his discretion and imitated the beaver,
+ which finding itself pressed by the hunters bites and cuts off with its
+ teeth that for which, by its natural instinct, it knows it is pursued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He told Sancho to pick up the helmet, and he taking it in his hands said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By God the basin is a good one, and worth a real of eight if it is worth
+ a maravedis," and handed it to his master, who immediately put it on his
+ head, turning it round, now this way, now that, in search of fitment, and
+ not finding it he said, "Clearly the pagan to whose measure this famous
+ head-piece was first forged must have had a very large head; but the worst
+ of it is half of it is wanting."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Sancho heard him call the basin a headpiece he was unable to restrain
+ his laughter, but remembering his master's wrath he checked himself in the
+ midst of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What art thou laughing at, Sancho?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am laughing," said he, "to think of the great head the pagan must have
+ had who owned this helmet, for it looks exactly like a regular barber's
+ basin."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Dost thou know what I suspect, Sancho?" said Don Quixote; "that this
+ wonderful piece of this enchanted helmet must by some strange accident
+ have come into the hands of some one who was unable to recognise or
+ realise its value, and who, not knowing what he did, and seeing it to be
+ of the purest gold, must have melted down one half for the sake of what it
+ might be worth, and of the other made this which is like a barber's basin
+ as thou sayest; but be it as it may, to me who recognise it, its
+ transformation makes no difference, for I will set it to rights at the
+ first village where there is a blacksmith, and in such style that that
+ helmet the god of smithies forged for the god of battles shall not surpass
+ it or even come up to it; and in the meantime I will wear it as well as I
+ can, for something is better than nothing; all the more as it will be
+ quite enough to protect me from any chance blow of a stone."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is," said Sancho, "if it is not shot with a sling as they were in
+ the battle of the two armies, when they signed the cross on your worship's
+ grinders and smashed the flask with that blessed draught that made me
+ vomit my bowels up."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It does not grieve me much to have lost it," said Don Quixote, "for thou
+ knowest, Sancho, that I have the receipt in my memory."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So have I," answered Sancho, "but if ever I make it, or try it again as
+ long as I live, may this be my last hour; moreover, I have no intention of
+ putting myself in the way of wanting it, for I mean, with all my five
+ senses, to keep myself from being wounded or from wounding anyone: as to
+ being blanketed again I say nothing, for it is hard to prevent mishaps of
+ that sort, and if they come there is nothing for it but to squeeze our
+ shoulders together, hold our breath, shut our eyes, and let ourselves go
+ where luck and the blanket may send us."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou art a bad Christian, Sancho," said Don Quixote on hearing this, "for
+ once an injury has been done thee thou never forgettest it: but know that
+ it is the part of noble and generous hearts not to attach importance to
+ trifles. What lame leg hast thou got by it, what broken rib, what cracked
+ head, that thou canst not forget that jest? For jest and sport it was,
+ properly regarded, and had I not seen it in that light I would have
+ returned and done more mischief in revenging thee than the Greeks did for
+ the rape of Helen, who, if she were alive now, or if my Dulcinea had lived
+ then, might depend upon it she would not be so famous for her beauty as
+ she is;" and here he heaved a sigh and sent it aloft; and said Sancho,
+ "Let it pass for a jest as it cannot be revenged in earnest, but I know
+ what sort of jest and earnest it was, and I know it will never be rubbed
+ out of my memory any more than off my shoulders. But putting that aside,
+ will your worship tell me what are we to do with this dapple-grey steed
+ that looks like a grey ass, which that Martino that your worship overthrew
+ has left deserted here? for, from the way he took to his heels and bolted,
+ he is not likely ever to come back for it; and by my beard but the grey is
+ a good one."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have never been in the habit," said Don Quixote, "of taking spoil of
+ those whom I vanquish, nor is it the practice of chivalry to take away
+ their horses and leave them to go on foot, unless indeed it be that the
+ victor have lost his own in the combat, in which case it is lawful to take
+ that of the vanquished as a thing won in lawful war; therefore, Sancho,
+ leave this horse, or ass, or whatever thou wilt have it to be; for when
+ its owner sees us gone hence he will come back for it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God knows I should like to take it," returned Sancho, "or at least to
+ change it for my own, which does not seem to me as good a one: verily the
+ laws of chivalry are strict, since they cannot be stretched to let one ass
+ be changed for another; I should like to know if I might at least change
+ trappings."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "On that head I am not quite certain," answered Don Quixote, "and the
+ matter being doubtful, pending better information, I say thou mayest
+ change them, if so be thou hast urgent need of them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So urgent is it," answered Sancho, "that if they were for my own person I
+ could not want them more;" and forthwith, fortified by this licence, he
+ effected the mutatio capparum, rigging out his beast to the ninety-nines
+ and making quite another thing of it. This done, they broke their fast on
+ the remains of the spoils of war plundered from the sumpter mule, and
+ drank of the brook that flowed from the fulling mills, without casting a
+ look in that direction, in such loathing did they hold them for the alarm
+ they had caused them; and, all anger and gloom removed, they mounted and,
+ without taking any fixed road (not to fix upon any being the proper thing
+ for true knights-errant), they set out, guided by Rocinante's will, which
+ carried along with it that of his master, not to say that of the ass,
+ which always followed him wherever he led, lovingly and sociably;
+ nevertheless they returned to the high road, and pursued it at a venture
+ without any other aim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As they went along, then, in this way Sancho said to his master, "Senor,
+ would your worship give me leave to speak a little to you? For since you
+ laid that hard injunction of silence on me several things have gone to rot
+ in my stomach, and I have now just one on the tip of my tongue that I
+ don't want to be spoiled."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Say, on, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and be brief in thy discourse, for
+ there is no pleasure in one that is long."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well then, senor," returned Sancho, "I say that for some days past I have
+ been considering how little is got or gained by going in search of these
+ adventures that your worship seeks in these wilds and cross-roads, where,
+ even if the most perilous are victoriously achieved, there is no one to
+ see or know of them, and so they must be left untold for ever, to the loss
+ of your worship's object and the credit they deserve; therefore it seems
+ to me it would be better (saving your worship's better judgment) if we
+ were to go and serve some emperor or other great prince who may have some
+ war on hand, in whose service your worship may prove the worth of your
+ person, your great might, and greater understanding, on perceiving which
+ the lord in whose service we may be will perforce have to reward us, each
+ according to his merits; and there you will not be at a loss for some one
+ to set down your achievements in writing so as to preserve their memory
+ for ever. Of my own I say nothing, as they will not go beyond squirely
+ limits, though I make bold to say that, if it be the practice in chivalry
+ to write the achievements of squires, I think mine must not be left out."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou speakest not amiss, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "but before that
+ point is reached it is requisite to roam the world, as it were on
+ probation, seeking adventures, in order that, by achieving some, name and
+ fame may be acquired, such that when he betakes himself to the court of
+ some great monarch the knight may be already known by his deeds, and that
+ the boys, the instant they see him enter the gate of the city, may all
+ follow him and surround him, crying, 'This is the Knight of the Sun'-or
+ the Serpent, or any other title under which he may have achieved great
+ deeds. 'This,' they will say, 'is he who vanquished in single combat the
+ gigantic Brocabruno of mighty strength; he who delivered the great
+ Mameluke of Persia out of the long enchantment under which he had been for
+ almost nine hundred years.' So from one to another they will go
+ proclaiming his achievements; and presently at the tumult of the boys and
+ the others the king of that kingdom will appear at the windows of his
+ royal palace, and as soon as he beholds the knight, recognising him by his
+ arms and the device on his shield, he will as a matter of course say,
+ 'What ho! Forth all ye, the knights of my court, to receive the flower of
+ chivalry who cometh hither!' At which command all will issue forth, and he
+ himself, advancing half-way down the stairs, will embrace him closely, and
+ salute him, kissing him on the cheek, and will then lead him to the
+ queen's chamber, where the knight will find her with the princess her
+ daughter, who will be one of the most beautiful and accomplished damsels
+ that could with the utmost pains be discovered anywhere in the known
+ world. Straightway it will come to pass that she will fix her eyes upon
+ the knight and he his upon her, and each will seem to the other something
+ more divine than human, and, without knowing how or why they will be taken
+ and entangled in the inextricable toils of love, and sorely distressed in
+ their hearts not to see any way of making their pains and sufferings known
+ by speech. Thence they will lead him, no doubt, to some richly adorned
+ chamber of the palace, where, having removed his armour, they will bring
+ him a rich mantle of scarlet wherewith to robe himself, and if he looked
+ noble in his armour he will look still more so in a doublet. When night
+ comes he will sup with the king, queen, and princess; and all the time he
+ will never take his eyes off her, stealing stealthy glances, unnoticed by
+ those present, and she will do the same, and with equal cautiousness,
+ being, as I have said, a damsel of great discretion. The tables being
+ removed, suddenly through the door of the hall there will enter a hideous
+ and diminutive dwarf followed by a fair dame, between two giants, who
+ comes with a certain adventure, the work of an ancient sage; and he who
+ shall achieve it shall be deemed the best knight in the world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The king will then command all those present to essay it, and none will
+ bring it to an end and conclusion save the stranger knight, to the great
+ enhancement of his fame, whereat the princess will be overjoyed and will
+ esteem herself happy and fortunate in having fixed and placed her thoughts
+ so high. And the best of it is that this king, or prince, or whatever he
+ is, is engaged in a very bitter war with another as powerful as himself,
+ and the stranger knight, after having been some days at his court,
+ requests leave from him to go and serve him in the said war. The king will
+ grant it very readily, and the knight will courteously kiss his hands for
+ the favour done to him; and that night he will take leave of his lady the
+ princess at the grating of the chamber where she sleeps, which looks upon
+ a garden, and at which he has already many times conversed with her, the
+ go-between and confidante in the matter being a damsel much trusted by the
+ princess. He will sigh, she will swoon, the damsel will fetch water, much
+ distressed because morning approaches, and for the honour of her lady he
+ would not that they were discovered; at last the princess will come to
+ herself and will present her white hands through the grating to the
+ knight, who will kiss them a thousand and a thousand times, bathing them
+ with his tears. It will be arranged between them how they are to inform
+ each other of their good or evil fortunes, and the princess will entreat
+ him to make his absence as short as possible, which he will promise to do
+ with many oaths; once more he kisses her hands, and takes his leave in
+ such grief that he is well-nigh ready to die. He betakes him thence to his
+ chamber, flings himself on his bed, cannot sleep for sorrow at parting,
+ rises early in the morning, goes to take leave of the king, queen, and
+ princess, and, as he takes his leave of the pair, it is told him that the
+ princess is indisposed and cannot receive a visit; the knight thinks it is
+ from grief at his departure, his heart is pierced, and he is hardly able
+ to keep from showing his pain. The confidante is present, observes all,
+ goes to tell her mistress, who listens with tears and says that one of her
+ greatest distresses is not knowing who this knight is, and whether he is
+ of kingly lineage or not; the damsel assures her that so much courtesy,
+ gentleness, and gallantry of bearing as her knight possesses could not
+ exist in any save one who was royal and illustrious; her anxiety is thus
+ relieved, and she strives to be of good cheer lest she should excite
+ suspicion in her parents, and at the end of two days she appears in
+ public. Meanwhile the knight has taken his departure; he fights in the
+ war, conquers the king's enemy, wins many cities, triumphs in many
+ battles, returns to the court, sees his lady where he was wont to see her,
+ and it is agreed that he shall demand her in marriage of her parents as
+ the reward of his services; the king is unwilling to give her, as he knows
+ not who he is, but nevertheless, whether carried off or in whatever other
+ way it may be, the princess comes to be his bride, and her father comes to
+ regard it as very good fortune; for it so happens that this knight is
+ proved to be the son of a valiant king of some kingdom, I know not what,
+ for I fancy it is not likely to be on the map. The father dies, the
+ princess inherits, and in two words the knight becomes king. And here
+ comes in at once the bestowal of rewards upon his squire and all who have
+ aided him in rising to so exalted a rank. He marries his squire to a
+ damsel of the princess's, who will be, no doubt, the one who was
+ confidante in their amour, and is daughter of a very great duke."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That's what I want, and no mistake about it!" said Sancho. "That's what
+ I'm waiting for; for all this, word for word, is in store for your worship
+ under the title of the Knight of the Rueful Countenance."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou needst not doubt it, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "for in the same
+ manner, and by the same steps as I have described here, knights-errant
+ rise and have risen to be kings and emperors; all we want now is to find
+ out what king, Christian or pagan, is at war and has a beautiful daughter;
+ but there will be time enough to think of that, for, as I have told thee,
+ fame must be won in other quarters before repairing to the court. There is
+ another thing, too, that is wanting; for supposing we find a king who is
+ at war and has a beautiful daughter, and that I have won incredible fame
+ throughout the universe, I know not how it can be made out that I am of
+ royal lineage, or even second cousin to an emperor; for the king will not
+ be willing to give me his daughter in marriage unless he is first
+ thoroughly satisfied on this point, however much my famous deeds may
+ deserve it; so that by this deficiency I fear I shall lose what my arm has
+ fairly earned. True it is I am a gentleman of known house, of estate and
+ property, and entitled to the five hundred sueldos mulct; and it may be
+ that the sage who shall write my history will so clear up my ancestry and
+ pedigree that I may find myself fifth or sixth in descent from a king; for
+ I would have thee know, Sancho, that there are two kinds of lineages in
+ the world; some there be tracing and deriving their descent from kings and
+ princes, whom time has reduced little by little until they end in a point
+ like a pyramid upside down; and others who spring from the common herd and
+ go on rising step by step until they come to be great lords; so that the
+ difference is that the one were what they no longer are, and the others
+ are what they formerly were not. And I may be of such that after
+ investigation my origin may prove great and famous, with which the king,
+ my father-in-law that is to be, ought to be satisfied; and should he not
+ be, the princess will so love me that even though she well knew me to be
+ the son of a water-carrier, she will take me for her lord and husband in
+ spite of her father; if not, then it comes to seizing her and carrying her
+ off where I please; for time or death will put an end to the wrath of her
+ parents."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It comes to this, too," said Sancho, "what some naughty people say,
+ 'Never ask as a favour what thou canst take by force;' though it would fit
+ better to say, 'A clear escape is better than good men's prayers.' I say
+ so because if my lord the king, your worship's father-in-law, will not
+ condescend to give you my lady the princess, there is nothing for it but,
+ as your worship says, to seize her and transport her. But the mischief is
+ that until peace is made and you come into the peaceful enjoyment of your
+ kingdom, the poor squire is famishing as far as rewards go, unless it be
+ that the confidante damsel that is to be his wife comes with the princess,
+ and that with her he tides over his bad luck until Heaven otherwise orders
+ things; for his master, I suppose, may as well give her to him at once for
+ a lawful wife."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nobody can object to that," said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then since that may be," said Sancho, "there is nothing for it but to
+ commend ourselves to God, and let fortune take what course it will."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God guide it according to my wishes and thy wants," said Don Quixote,
+ "and mean be he who thinks himself mean."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In God's name let him be so," said Sancho: "I am an old Christian, and to
+ fit me for a count that's enough."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And more than enough for thee," said Don Quixote; "and even wert thou
+ not, it would make no difference, because I being the king can easily give
+ thee nobility without purchase or service rendered by thee, for when I
+ make thee a count, then thou art at once a gentleman; and they may say
+ what they will, but by my faith they will have to call thee 'your
+ lordship,' whether they like it or not."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Not a doubt of it; and I'll know how to support the tittle," said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Title thou shouldst say, not tittle," said his master.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So be it," answered Sancho. "I say I will know how to behave, for once in
+ my life I was beadle of a brotherhood, and the beadle's gown sat so well
+ on me that all said I looked as if I was to be steward of the same
+ brotherhood. What will it be, then, when I put a duke's robe on my back,
+ or dress myself in gold and pearls like a count? I believe they'll come a
+ hundred leagues to see me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou wilt look well," said Don Quixote, "but thou must shave thy beard
+ often, for thou hast it so thick and rough and unkempt, that if thou dost
+ not shave it every second day at least, they will see what thou art at the
+ distance of a musket shot."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What more will it be," said Sancho, "than having a barber, and keeping
+ him at wages in the house? and even if it be necessary, I will make him go
+ behind me like a nobleman's equerry."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Why, how dost thou know that noblemen have equerries behind them?" asked
+ Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will tell you," answered Sancho. "Years ago I was for a month at the
+ capital and there I saw taking the air a very small gentleman who they
+ said was a very great man, and a man following him on horseback in every
+ turn he took, just as if he was his tail. I asked why this man did not
+ join the other man, instead of always going behind him; they answered me
+ that he was his equerry, and that it was the custom with nobles to have
+ such persons behind them, and ever since then I know it, for I have never
+ forgotten it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and in the same way thou mayest carry
+ thy barber with thee, for customs did not come into use all together, nor
+ were they all invented at once, and thou mayest be the first count to have
+ a barber to follow him; and, indeed, shaving one's beard is a greater
+ trust than saddling one's horse."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let the barber business be my look-out," said Sancho; "and your worship's
+ be it to strive to become a king, and make me a count."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So it shall be," answered Don Quixote, and raising his eyes he saw what
+ will be told in the following chapter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c20e" id="c20e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c20e.jpg (18K)" src="images/c20e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch22" id="ch22"></a>CHAPTER XXII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO AGAINST
+ THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c22a" id="c22a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c22a.jpg (178K)" src="images/c22a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c22a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cid Hamete Benengeli, the Arab and Manchegan author, relates in this most
+ grave, high-sounding, minute, delightful, and original history that after
+ the discussion between the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha and his squire
+ Sancho Panza which is set down at the end of chapter twenty-one, Don
+ Quixote raised his eyes and saw coming along the road he was following
+ some dozen men on foot strung together by the neck, like beads, on a great
+ iron chain, and all with manacles on their hands. With them there came
+ also two men on horseback and two on foot; those on horseback with
+ wheel-lock muskets, those on foot with javelins and swords, and as soon as
+ Sancho saw them he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is a chain of galley slaves, on the way to the galleys by force of
+ the king's orders."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How by force?" asked Don Quixote; "is it possible that the king uses
+ force against anyone?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not say that," answered Sancho, "but that these are people condemned
+ for their crimes to serve by force in the king's galleys."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In fact," replied Don Quixote, "however it may be, these people are going
+ where they are taking them by force, and not of their own will."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Just so," said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then if so," said Don Quixote, "here is a case for the exercise of my
+ office, to put down force and to succour and help the wretched."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Recollect, your worship," said Sancho, "Justice, which is the king
+ himself, is not using force or doing wrong to such persons, but punishing
+ them for their crimes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The chain of galley slaves had by this time come up, and Don Quixote in
+ very courteous language asked those who were in custody of it to be good
+ enough to tell him the reason or reasons for which they were conducting
+ these people in this manner. One of the guards on horseback answered that
+ they were galley slaves belonging to his majesty, that they were going to
+ the galleys, and that was all that was to be said and all he had any
+ business to know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c22b" id="c22b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c22b.jpg (298K)" src="images/c22b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c22b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nevertheless," replied Don Quixote, "I should like to know from each of
+ them separately the reason of his misfortune;" to this he added more to
+ the same effect to induce them to tell him what he wanted so civilly that
+ the other mounted guard said to him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Though we have here the register and certificate of the sentence of every
+ one of these wretches, this is no time to take them out or read them; come
+ and ask themselves; they can tell if they choose, and they will, for these
+ fellows take a pleasure in doing and talking about rascalities."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this permission, which Don Quixote would have taken even had they not
+ granted it, he approached the chain and asked the first for what offences
+ he was now in such a sorry case.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He made answer that it was for being a lover.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For that only?" replied Don Quixote; "why, if for being lovers they send
+ people to the galleys I might have been rowing in them long ago."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The love is not the sort your worship is thinking of," said the galley
+ slave; "mine was that I loved a washerwoman's basket of clean linen so
+ well, and held it so close in my embrace, that if the arm of the law had
+ not forced it from me, I should never have let it go of my own will to
+ this moment; I was caught in the act, there was no occasion for torture,
+ the case was settled, they treated me to a hundred lashes on the back, and
+ three years of gurapas besides, and that was the end of it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What are gurapas?" asked Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Gurapas are galleys," answered the galley slave, who was a young man of
+ about four-and-twenty, and said he was a native of Piedrahita.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote asked the same question of the second, who made no reply, so
+ downcast and melancholy was he; but the first answered for him, and said,
+ "He, sir, goes as a canary, I mean as a musician and a singer."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What!" said Don Quixote, "for being musicians and singers are people sent
+ to the galleys too?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Yes, sir," answered the galley slave, "for there is nothing worse than
+ singing under suffering."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "On the contrary, I have heard say," said Don Quixote, "that he who sings
+ scares away his woes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Here it is the reverse," said the galley slave; "for he who sings once
+ weeps all his life."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not understand it," said Don Quixote; but one of the guards said to
+ him, "Sir, to sing under suffering means with the non sancta fraternity to
+ confess under torture; they put this sinner to the torture and he
+ confessed his crime, which was being a cuatrero, that is a cattle-stealer,
+ and on his confession they sentenced him to six years in the galleys,
+ besides two hundred lashes that he has already had on the back; and he is
+ always dejected and downcast because the other thieves that were left
+ behind and that march here ill-treat, and snub, and jeer, and despise him
+ for confessing and not having spirit enough to say nay; for, say they,
+ 'nay' has no more letters in it than 'yea,' and a culprit is well off when
+ life or death with him depends on his own tongue and not on that of
+ witnesses or evidence; and to my thinking they are not very far out."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And I think so too," answered Don Quixote; then passing on to the third
+ he asked him what he had asked the others, and the man answered very
+ readily and unconcernedly, "I am going for five years to their ladyships
+ the gurapas for the want of ten ducats."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will give twenty with pleasure to get you out of that trouble," said
+ Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That," said the galley slave, "is like a man having money at sea when he
+ is dying of hunger and has no way of buying what he wants; I say so
+ because if at the right time I had had those twenty ducats that your
+ worship now offers me, I would have greased the notary's pen and freshened
+ up the attorney's wit with them, so that to-day I should be in the middle
+ of the plaza of the Zocodover at Toledo, and not on this road coupled like
+ a greyhound. But God is great; patience&mdash;there, that's enough of it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote passed on to the fourth, a man of venerable aspect with a
+ white beard falling below his breast, who on hearing himself asked the
+ reason of his being there began to weep without answering a word, but the
+ fifth acted as his tongue and said, "This worthy man is going to the
+ galleys for four years, after having gone the rounds in ceremony and on
+ horseback."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That means," said Sancho Panza, "as I take it, to have been exposed to
+ shame in public."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Just so," replied the galley slave, "and the offence for which they gave
+ him that punishment was having been an ear-broker, nay body-broker; I
+ mean, in short, that this gentleman goes as a pimp, and for having besides
+ a certain touch of the sorcerer about him."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If that touch had not been thrown in," said Don Quixote, "he would not
+ deserve, for mere pimping, to row in the galleys, but rather to command
+ and be admiral of them; for the office of pimp is no ordinary one, being
+ the office of persons of discretion, one very necessary in a well-ordered
+ state, and only to be exercised by persons of good birth; nay, there ought
+ to be an inspector and overseer of them, as in other offices, and
+ recognised number, as with the brokers on change; in this way many of the
+ evils would be avoided which are caused by this office and calling being
+ in the hands of stupid and ignorant people, such as women more or less
+ silly, and pages and jesters of little standing and experience, who on the
+ most urgent occasions, and when ingenuity of contrivance is needed, let
+ the crumbs freeze on the way to their mouths, and know not which is their
+ right hand. I should like to go farther, and give reasons to show that it
+ is advisable to choose those who are to hold so necessary an office in the
+ state, but this is not the fit place for it; some day I will expound the
+ matter to some one able to see to and rectify it; all I say now is, that
+ the additional fact of his being a sorcerer has removed the sorrow it gave
+ me to see these white hairs and this venerable countenance in so painful a
+ position on account of his being a pimp; though I know well there are no
+ sorceries in the world that can move or compel the will as some simple
+ folk fancy, for our will is free, nor is there herb or charm that can
+ force it. All that certain silly women and quacks do is to turn men mad
+ with potions and poisons, pretending that they have power to cause love,
+ for, as I say, it is an impossibility to compel the will."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is true," said the good old man, "and indeed, sir, as far as the
+ charge of sorcery goes I was not guilty; as to that of being a pimp I
+ cannot deny it; but I never thought I was doing any harm by it, for my
+ only object was that all the world should enjoy itself and live in peace
+ and quiet, without quarrels or troubles; but my good intentions were
+ unavailing to save me from going where I never expect to come back from,
+ with this weight of years upon me and a urinary ailment that never gives
+ me a moment's ease;" and again he fell to weeping as before, and such
+ compassion did Sancho feel for him that he took out a real of four from
+ his bosom and gave it to him in alms.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote went on and asked another what his crime was, and the man
+ answered with no less but rather much more sprightliness than the last
+ one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am here because I carried the joke too far with a couple of cousins of
+ mine, and with a couple of other cousins who were none of mine; in short,
+ I carried the joke so far with them all that it ended in such a
+ complicated increase of kindred that no accountant could make it clear: it
+ was all proved against me, I got no favour, I had no money, I was near
+ having my neck stretched, they sentenced me to the galleys for six years,
+ I accepted my fate, it is the punishment of my fault; I am a young man;
+ let life only last, and with that all will come right. If you, sir, have
+ anything wherewith to help the poor, God will repay it to you in heaven,
+ and we on earth will take care in our petitions to him to pray for the
+ life and health of your worship, that they may be as long and as good as
+ your amiable appearance deserves."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This one was in the dress of a student, and one of the guards said he was
+ a great talker and a very elegant Latin scholar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Behind all these there came a man of thirty, a very personable fellow,
+ except that when he looked, his eyes turned in a little one towards the
+ other. He was bound differently from the rest, for he had to his leg a
+ chain so long that it was wound all round his body, and two rings on his
+ neck, one attached to the chain, the other to what they call a
+ "keep-friend" or "friend's foot," from which hung two irons reaching to
+ his waist with two manacles fixed to them in which his hands were secured
+ by a big padlock, so that he could neither raise his hands to his mouth
+ nor lower his head to his hands. Don Quixote asked why this man carried so
+ many more chains than the others. The guard replied that it was because he
+ alone had committed more crimes than all the rest put together, and was so
+ daring and such a villain, that though they marched him in that fashion
+ they did not feel sure of him, but were in dread of his making his escape.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What crimes can he have committed," said Don Quixote, "if they have not
+ deserved a heavier punishment than being sent to the galleys?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "He goes for ten years," replied the guard, "which is the same thing as
+ civil death, and all that need be said is that this good fellow is the
+ famous Gines de Pasamonte, otherwise called Ginesillo de Parapilla."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Gently, senor commissary," said the galley slave at this, "let us have no
+ fixing of names or surnames; my name is Gines, not Ginesillo, and my
+ family name is Pasamonte, not Parapilla as you say; let each one mind his
+ own business, and he will be doing enough."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Speak with less impertinence, master thief of extra measure," replied the
+ commissary, "if you don't want me to make you hold your tongue in spite of
+ your teeth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is easy to see," returned the galley slave, "that man goes as God
+ pleases, but some one shall know some day whether I am called Ginesillo de
+ Parapilla or not."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Don't they call you so, you liar?" said the guard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "They do," returned Gines, "but I will make them give over calling me so,
+ or I will be shaved, where, I only say behind my teeth. If you, sir, have
+ anything to give us, give it to us at once, and God speed you, for you are
+ becoming tiresome with all this inquisitiveness about the lives of others;
+ if you want to know about mine, let me tell you I am Gines de Pasamonte,
+ whose life is written by these fingers."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "He says true," said the commissary, "for he has himself written his story
+ as grand as you please, and has left the book in the prison in pawn for
+ two hundred reals."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And I mean to take it out of pawn," said Gines, "though it were in for
+ two hundred ducats."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Is it so good?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So good is it," replied Gines, "that a fig for 'Lazarillo de Tormes,' and
+ all of that kind that have been written, or shall be written compared with
+ it: all I will say about it is that it deals with facts, and facts so neat
+ and diverting that no lies could match them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And how is the book entitled?" asked Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The 'Life of Gines de Pasamonte,'" replied the subject of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And is it finished?" asked Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How can it be finished," said the other, "when my life is not yet
+ finished? All that is written is from my birth down to the point when they
+ sent me to the galleys this last time."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then you have been there before?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In the service of God and the king I have been there for four years
+ before now, and I know by this time what the biscuit and courbash are
+ like," replied Gines; "and it is no great grievance to me to go back to
+ them, for there I shall have time to finish my book; I have still many
+ things left to say, and in the galleys of Spain there is more than enough
+ leisure; though I do not want much for what I have to write, for I have it
+ by heart."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You seem a clever fellow," said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And an unfortunate one," replied Gines, "for misfortune always persecutes
+ good wit."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It persecutes rogues," said the commissary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I told you already to go gently, master commissary," said Pasamonte;
+ "their lordships yonder never gave you that staff to ill-treat us wretches
+ here, but to conduct and take us where his majesty orders you; if not, by
+ the life of-never mind-; it may be that some day the stains made in the
+ inn will come out in the scouring; let everyone hold his tongue and behave
+ well and speak better; and now let us march on, for we have had quite
+ enough of this entertainment."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The commissary lifted his staff to strike Pasamonte in return for his
+ threats, but Don Quixote came between them, and begged him not to ill-use
+ him, as it was not too much to allow one who had his hands tied to have
+ his tongue a trifle free; and turning to the whole chain of them he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "From all you have told me, dear brethren, make out clearly that though
+ they have punished you for your faults, the punishments you are about to
+ endure do not give you much pleasure, and that you go to them very much
+ against the grain and against your will, and that perhaps this one's want
+ of courage under torture, that one's want of money, the other's want of
+ advocacy, and lastly the perverted judgment of the judge may have been the
+ cause of your ruin and of your failure to obtain the justice you had on
+ your side. All which presents itself now to my mind, urging, persuading,
+ and even compelling me to demonstrate in your case the purpose for which
+ Heaven sent me into the world and caused me to make profession of the
+ order of chivalry to which I belong, and the vow I took therein to give
+ aid to those in need and under the oppression of the strong. But as I know
+ that it is a mark of prudence not to do by foul means what may be done by
+ fair, I will ask these gentlemen, the guards and commissary, to be so good
+ as to release you and let you go in peace, as there will be no lack of
+ others to serve the king under more favourable circumstances; for it seems
+ to me a hard case to make slaves of those whom God and nature have made
+ free. Moreover, sirs of the guard," added Don Quixote, "these poor fellows
+ have done nothing to you; let each answer for his own sins yonder; there
+ is a God in Heaven who will not forget to punish the wicked or reward the
+ good; and it is not fitting that honest men should be the instruments of
+ punishment to others, they being therein no way concerned. This request I
+ make thus gently and quietly, that, if you comply with it, I may have
+ reason for thanking you; and, if you will not voluntarily, this lance and
+ sword together with the might of my arm shall compel you to comply with it
+ by force."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nice nonsense!" said the commissary; "a fine piece of pleasantry he has
+ come out with at last! He wants us to let the king's prisoners go, as if
+ we had any authority to release them, or he to order us to do so! Go your
+ way, sir, and good luck to you; put that basin straight that you've got on
+ your head, and don't go looking for three feet on a cat."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'Tis you that are the cat, rat, and rascal," replied Don Quixote, and
+ acting on the word he fell upon him so suddenly that without giving him
+ time to defend himself he brought him to the ground sorely wounded with a
+ lance-thrust; and lucky it was for him that it was the one that had the
+ musket. The other guards stood thunderstruck and amazed at this unexpected
+ event, but recovering presence of mind, those on horseback seized their
+ swords, and those on foot their javelins, and attacked Don Quixote, who
+ was waiting for them with great calmness; and no doubt it would have gone
+ badly with him if the galley slaves, seeing the chance before them of
+ liberating themselves, had not effected it by contriving to break the
+ chain on which they were strung. Such was the confusion, that the guards,
+ now rushing at the galley slaves who were breaking loose, now to attack
+ Don Quixote who was waiting for them, did nothing at all that was of any
+ use. Sancho, on his part, gave a helping hand to release Gines de
+ Pasamonte, who was the first to leap forth upon the plain free and
+ unfettered, and who, attacking the prostrate commissary, took from him his
+ sword and the musket, with which, aiming at one and levelling at another,
+ he, without ever discharging it, drove every one of the guards off the
+ field, for they took to flight, as well to escape Pasamonte's musket, as
+ the showers of stones the now released galley slaves were raining upon
+ them. Sancho was greatly grieved at the affair, because he anticipated
+ that those who had fled would report the matter to the Holy Brotherhood,
+ who at the summons of the alarm-bell would at once sally forth in quest of
+ the offenders; and he said so to his master, and entreated him to leave
+ the place at once, and go into hiding in the sierra that was close by.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is all very well," said Don Quixote, "but I know what must be done
+ now;" and calling together all the galley slaves, who were now running
+ riot, and had stripped the commissary to the skin, he collected them round
+ him to hear what he had to say, and addressed them as follows: "To be
+ grateful for benefits received is the part of persons of good birth, and
+ one of the sins most offensive to God is ingratitude; I say so because,
+ sirs, ye have already seen by manifest proof the benefit ye have received
+ of me; in return for which I desire, and it is my good pleasure that,
+ laden with that chain which I have taken off your necks, ye at once set
+ out and proceed to the city of El Toboso, and there present yourselves
+ before the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, and say to her that her knight, he of
+ the Rueful Countenance, sends to commend himself to her; and that ye
+ recount to her in full detail all the particulars of this notable
+ adventure, up to the recovery of your longed-for liberty; and this done ye
+ may go where ye will, and good fortune attend you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Gines de Pasamonte made answer for all, saying, "That which you, sir, our
+ deliverer, demand of us, is of all impossibilities the most impossible to
+ comply with, because we cannot go together along the roads, but only
+ singly and separate, and each one his own way, endeavouring to hide
+ ourselves in the bowels of the earth to escape the Holy Brotherhood,
+ which, no doubt, will come out in search of us. What your worship may do,
+ and fairly do, is to change this service and tribute as regards the lady
+ Dulcinea del Toboso for a certain quantity of ave-marias and credos which
+ we will say for your worship's intention, and this is a condition that can
+ be complied with by night as by day, running or resting, in peace or in
+ war; but to imagine that we are going now to return to the flesh-pots of
+ Egypt, I mean to take up our chain and set out for El Toboso, is to
+ imagine that it is now night, though it is not yet ten in the morning, and
+ to ask this of us is like asking pears of the elm tree."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then by all that's good," said Don Quixote (now stirred to wrath), "Don
+ son of a bitch, Don Ginesillo de Paropillo, or whatever your name is, you
+ will have to go yourself alone, with your tail between your legs and the
+ whole chain on your back."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Pasamonte, who was anything but meek (being by this time thoroughly
+ convinced that Don Quixote was not quite right in his head as he had
+ committed such a vagary as to set them free), finding himself abused in
+ this fashion, gave the wink to his companions, and falling back they began
+ to shower stones on Don Quixote at such a rate that he was quite unable to
+ protect himself with his buckler, and poor Rocinante no more heeded the
+ spur than if he had been made of brass. Sancho planted himself behind his
+ ass, and with him sheltered himself from the hailstorm that poured on both
+ of them. Don Quixote was unable to shield himself so well but that more
+ pebbles than I could count struck him full on the body with such force
+ that they brought him to the ground; and the instant he fell the student
+ pounced upon him, snatched the basin from his head, and with it struck
+ three or four blows on his shoulders, and as many more on the ground,
+ knocking it almost to pieces. They then stripped him of a jacket that he
+ wore over his armour, and they would have stripped off his stockings if
+ his greaves had not prevented them. From Sancho they took his coat,
+ leaving him in his shirt-sleeves; and dividing among themselves the
+ remaining spoils of the battle, they went each one his own way, more
+ solicitous about keeping clear of the Holy Brotherhood they dreaded, than
+ about burdening themselves with the chain, or going to present themselves
+ before the lady Dulcinea del Toboso. The ass and Rocinante, Sancho and Don
+ Quixote, were all that were left upon the spot; the ass with drooping
+ head, serious, shaking his ears from time to time as if he thought the
+ storm of stones that assailed them was not yet over; Rocinante stretched
+ beside his master, for he too had been brought to the ground by a stone;
+ Sancho stripped, and trembling with fear of the Holy Brotherhood; and Don
+ Quixote fuming to find himself so served by the very persons for whom he
+ had done so much.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c22e" id="c22e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c22e.jpg (44K)" src="images/c22e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch23" id="ch23"></a>CHAPTER XXIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE
+ RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23a" id="c23a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c23a.jpg (148K)" src="images/c23a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c23a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing himself served in this way, Don Quixote said to his squire, "I have
+ always heard it said, Sancho, that to do good to boors is to throw water
+ into the sea. If I had believed thy words, I should have avoided this
+ trouble; but it is done now, it is only to have patience and take warning
+ for the future."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23b" id="c23b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c23b.jpg (318K)" src="images/c23b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c23b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Your worship will take warning as much as I am a Turk," returned Sancho;
+ "but, as you say this mischief might have been avoided if you had believed
+ me, believe me now, and a still greater one will be avoided; for I tell
+ you chivalry is of no account with the Holy Brotherhood, and they don't
+ care two maravedis for all the knights-errant in the world; and I can tell
+ you I fancy I hear their arrows whistling past my ears this minute."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou art a coward by nature, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but lest thou
+ shouldst say I am obstinate, and that I never do as thou dost advise, this
+ once I will take thy advice, and withdraw out of reach of that fury thou
+ so dreadest; but it must be on one condition, that never, in life or in
+ death, thou art to say to anyone that I retired or withdrew from this
+ danger out of fear, but only in compliance with thy entreaties; for if
+ thou sayest otherwise thou wilt lie therein, and from this time to that,
+ and from that to this, I give thee lie, and say thou liest and wilt lie
+ every time thou thinkest or sayest it; and answer me not again; for at the
+ mere thought that I am withdrawing or retiring from any danger, above all
+ from this, which does seem to carry some little shadow of fear with it, I
+ am ready to take my stand here and await alone, not only that Holy
+ Brotherhood you talk of and dread, but the brothers of the twelve tribes
+ of Israel, and the Seven Maccabees, and Castor and Pollux, and all the
+ brothers and brotherhoods in the world."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor," replied Sancho, "to retire is not to flee, and there is no wisdom
+ in waiting when danger outweighs hope, and it is the part of wise men to
+ preserve themselves to-day for to-morrow, and not risk all in one day; and
+ let me tell you, though I am a clown and a boor, I have got some notion of
+ what they call safe conduct; so repent not of having taken my advice, but
+ mount Rocinante if you can, and if not I will help you; and follow me, for
+ my mother-wit tells me we have more need of legs than hands just now."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote mounted without replying, and, Sancho leading the way on his
+ ass, they entered the side of the Sierra Morena, which was close by, as it
+ was Sancho's design to cross it entirely and come out again at El Viso or
+ Almodovar del Campo, and hide for some days among its crags so as to
+ escape the search of the Brotherhood should they come to look for them. He
+ was encouraged in this by perceiving that the stock of provisions carried
+ by the ass had come safe out of the fray with the galley slaves, a
+ circumstance that he regarded as a miracle, seeing how they pillaged and
+ ransacked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23c" id="c23c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c23c.jpg (297K)" src="images/c23c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c23c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That night they reached the very heart of the Sierra Morena, where it
+ seemed prudent to Sancho to pass the night and even some days, at least as
+ many as the stores he carried might last, and so they encamped between two
+ rocks and among some cork trees; but fatal destiny, which, according to
+ the opinion of those who have not the light of the true faith, directs,
+ arranges, and settles everything in its own way, so ordered it that Gines
+ de Pasamonte, the famous knave and thief who by the virtue and madness of
+ Don Quixote had been released from the chain, driven by fear of the Holy
+ Brotherhood, which he had good reason to dread, resolved to take hiding in
+ the mountains; and his fate and fear led him to the same spot to which Don
+ Quixote and Sancho Panza had been led by theirs, just in time to recognise
+ them and leave them to fall asleep: and as the wicked are always
+ ungrateful, and necessity leads to evildoing, and immediate advantage
+ overcomes all considerations of the future, Gines, who was neither
+ grateful nor well-principled, made up his mind to steal Sancho Panza's
+ ass, not troubling himself about Rocinante, as being a prize that was no
+ good either to pledge or sell. While Sancho slept he stole his ass, and
+ before day dawned he was far out of reach.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23d" id="c23d"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c23d.jpg (256K)" src="images/c23d.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c23d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Aurora made her appearance bringing gladness to the earth but sadness to
+ Sancho Panza, for he found that his Dapple was missing, and seeing himself
+ bereft of him he began the saddest and most doleful lament in the world,
+ so loud that Don Quixote awoke at his exclamations and heard him saying,
+ "O son of my bowels, born in my very house, my children's plaything, my
+ wife's joy, the envy of my neighbours, relief of my burdens, and lastly,
+ half supporter of myself, for with the six-and-twenty maravedis thou didst
+ earn me daily I met half my charges."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote, when he heard the lament and learned the cause, consoled
+ Sancho with the best arguments he could, entreating him to be patient, and
+ promising to give him a letter of exchange ordering three out of five
+ ass-colts that he had at home to be given to him. Sancho took comfort at
+ this, dried his tears, suppressed his sobs, and returned thanks for the
+ kindness shown him by Don Quixote. He on his part was rejoiced to the
+ heart on entering the mountains, as they seemed to him to be just the
+ place for the adventures he was in quest of. They brought back to his
+ memory the marvellous adventures that had befallen knights-errant in like
+ solitudes and wilds, and he went along reflecting on these things, so
+ absorbed and carried away by them that he had no thought for anything
+ else.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23e" id="c23e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c23e.jpg (280K)" src="images/c23e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c23e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Nor had Sancho any other care (now that he fancied he was travelling in a
+ safe quarter) than to satisfy his appetite with such remains as were left
+ of the clerical spoils, and so he marched behind his master laden with
+ what Dapple used to carry, emptying the sack and packing his paunch, and
+ so long as he could go that way, he would not have given a farthing to
+ meet with another adventure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While so engaged he raised his eyes and saw that his master had halted,
+ and was trying with the point of his pike to lift some bulky object that
+ lay upon the ground, on which he hastened to join him and help him if it
+ were needful, and reached him just as with the point of the pike he was
+ raising a saddle-pad with a valise attached to it, half or rather wholly
+ rotten and torn; but so heavy were they that Sancho had to help to take
+ them up, and his master directed him to see what the valise contained.
+ Sancho did so with great alacrity, and though the valise was secured by a
+ chain and padlock, from its torn and rotten condition he was able to see
+ its contents, which were four shirts of fine holland, and other articles
+ of linen no less curious than clean; and in a handkerchief he found a good
+ lot of gold crowns, and as soon as he saw them he exclaimed:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Blessed be all Heaven for sending us an adventure that is good for
+ something!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Searching further he found a little memorandum book richly bound; this Don
+ Quixote asked of him, telling him to take the money and keep it for
+ himself. Sancho kissed his hands for the favour, and cleared the valise of
+ its linen, which he stowed away in the provision sack. Considering the
+ whole matter, Don Quixote observed:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It seems to me, Sancho&mdash;and it is impossible it can be otherwise&mdash;that
+ some strayed traveller must have crossed this sierra and been attacked and
+ slain by footpads, who brought him to this remote spot to bury him."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That cannot be," answered Sancho, "because if they had been robbers they
+ would not have left this money."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and I cannot guess or explain what
+ this may mean; but stay; let us see if in this memorandum book there is
+ anything written by which we may be able to trace out or discover what we
+ want to know."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He opened it, and the first thing he found in it, written roughly but in a
+ very good hand, was a sonnet, and reading it aloud that Sancho might hear
+ it, he found that it ran as follows:
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+SONNET
+
+Or Love is lacking in intelligence,
+ Or to the height of cruelty attains,
+ Or else it is my doom to suffer pains
+Beyond the measure due to my offence.
+But if Love be a God, it follows thence
+ That he knows all, and certain it remains
+ No God loves cruelty; then who ordains
+This penance that enthrals while it torments?
+It were a falsehood, Chloe, thee to name;
+ Such evil with such goodness cannot live;
+And against Heaven I dare not charge the blame,
+ I only know it is my fate to die.
+ To him who knows not whence his malady
+ A miracle alone a cure can give.
+</pre>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23f" id="c23f"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c23f.jpg (344K)" src="images/c23f.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c23f.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is nothing to be learned from that rhyme," said Sancho, "unless by
+ that clue there's in it, one may draw out the ball of the whole matter."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What clue is there?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I thought your worship spoke of a clue in it," said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I only said Chloe," replied Don Quixote; "and that no doubt, is the name
+ of the lady of whom the author of the sonnet complains; and, faith, he
+ must be a tolerable poet, or I know little of the craft."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then your worship understands rhyming too?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And better than thou thinkest," replied Don Quixote, "as thou shalt see
+ when thou carriest a letter written in verse from beginning to end to my
+ lady Dulcinea del Toboso, for I would have thee know, Sancho, that all or
+ most of the knights-errant in days of yore were great troubadours and
+ great musicians, for both of these accomplishments, or more properly
+ speaking gifts, are the peculiar property of lovers-errant: true it is
+ that the verses of the knights of old have more spirit than neatness in
+ them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Read more, your worship," said Sancho, "and you will find something that
+ will enlighten us."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote turned the page and said, "This is prose and seems to be a
+ letter."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A correspondence letter, senor?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "From the beginning it seems to be a love letter," replied Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then let your worship read it aloud," said Sancho, "for I am very fond of
+ love matters."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and reading it aloud as Sancho had
+ requested him, he found it ran thus:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thy false promise and my sure misfortune carry me to a place whence the
+ news of my death will reach thy ears before the words of my complaint.
+ Ungrateful one, thou hast rejected me for one more wealthy, but not more
+ worthy; but if virtue were esteemed wealth I should neither envy the
+ fortunes of others nor weep for misfortunes of my own. What thy beauty
+ raised up thy deeds have laid low; by it I believed thee to be an angel,
+ by them I know thou art a woman. Peace be with thee who hast sent war to
+ me, and Heaven grant that the deceit of thy husband be ever hidden from
+ thee, so that thou repent not of what thou hast done, and I reap not a
+ revenge I would not have.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When he had finished the letter, Don Quixote said, "There is less to be
+ gathered from this than from the verses, except that he who wrote it is
+ some rejected lover;" and turning over nearly all the pages of the book he
+ found more verses and letters, some of which he could read, while others
+ he could not; but they were all made up of complaints, laments,
+ misgivings, desires and aversions, favours and rejections, some rapturous,
+ some doleful. While Don Quixote examined the book, Sancho examined the
+ valise, not leaving a corner in the whole of it or in the pad that he did
+ not search, peer into, and explore, or seam that he did not rip, or tuft
+ of wool that he did not pick to pieces, lest anything should escape for
+ want of care and pains; so keen was the covetousness excited in him by the
+ discovery of the crowns, which amounted to near a hundred; and though he
+ found no more booty, he held the blanket flights, balsam vomits, stake
+ benedictions, carriers' fisticuffs, missing alforjas, stolen coat, and all
+ the hunger, thirst, and weariness he had endured in the service of his
+ good master, cheap at the price; as he considered himself more than fully
+ indemnified for all by the payment he received in the gift of the
+ treasure-trove.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Knight of the Rueful Countenance was still very anxious to find out
+ who the owner of the valise could be, conjecturing from the sonnet and
+ letter, from the money in gold, and from the fineness of the shirts, that
+ he must be some lover of distinction whom the scorn and cruelty of his
+ lady had driven to some desperate course; but as in that uninhabited and
+ rugged spot there was no one to be seen of whom he could inquire, he saw
+ nothing else for it but to push on, taking whatever road Rocinante chose&mdash;which
+ was where he could make his way&mdash;firmly persuaded that among these
+ wilds he could not fail to meet some rare adventure. As he went along,
+ then, occupied with these thoughts, he perceived on the summit of a height
+ that rose before their eyes a man who went springing from rock to rock and
+ from tussock to tussock with marvellous agility. As well as he could make
+ out he was unclad, with a thick black beard, long tangled hair, and bare
+ legs and feet, his thighs were covered by breeches apparently of tawny
+ velvet but so ragged that they showed his skin in several places.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23g" id="c23g"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c23g.jpg (360K)" src="images/c23g.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c23g.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was bareheaded, and notwithstanding the swiftness with which he passed
+ as has been described, the Knight of the Rueful Countenance observed and
+ noted all these trifles, and though he made the attempt, he was unable to
+ follow him, for it was not granted to the feebleness of Rocinante to make
+ way over such rough ground, he being, moreover, slow-paced and sluggish by
+ nature. Don Quixote at once came to the conclusion that this was the owner
+ of the saddle-pad and of the valise, and made up his mind to go in search
+ of him, even though he should have to wander a year in those mountains
+ before he found him, and so he directed Sancho to take a short cut over
+ one side of the mountain, while he himself went by the other, and perhaps
+ by this means they might light upon this man who had passed so quickly out
+ of their sight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I could not do that," said Sancho, "for when I separate from your worship
+ fear at once lays hold of me, and assails me with all sorts of panics and
+ fancies; and let what I now say be a notice that from this time forth I am
+ not going to stir a finger's width from your presence."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It shall be so," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "and I am very glad
+ that thou art willing to rely on my courage, which will never fail thee,
+ even though the soul in thy body fail thee; so come on now behind me
+ slowly as well as thou canst, and make lanterns of thine eyes; let us make
+ the circuit of this ridge; perhaps we shall light upon this man that we
+ saw, who no doubt is no other than the owner of what we found."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Sancho made answer, "Far better would it be not to look for him,
+ for, if we find him, and he happens to be the owner of the money, it is
+ plain I must restore it; it would be better, therefore, that without
+ taking this needless trouble, I should keep possession of it until in some
+ other less meddlesome and officious way the real owner may be discovered;
+ and perhaps that will be when I shall have spent it, and then the king
+ will hold me harmless."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou art wrong there, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for now that we have a
+ suspicion who the owner is, and have him almost before us, we are bound to
+ seek him and make restitution; and if we do not see him, the strong
+ suspicion we have as to his being the owner makes us as guilty as if he
+ were so; and so, friend Sancho, let not our search for him give thee any
+ uneasiness, for if we find him it will relieve mine."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and Sancho followed him on foot
+ and loaded, and after having partly made the circuit of the mountain they
+ found lying in a ravine, dead and half devoured by dogs and pecked by
+ jackdaws, a mule saddled and bridled, all which still further strengthened
+ their suspicion that he who had fled was the owner of the mule and the
+ saddle-pad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23h" id="c23h"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c23h.jpg (381K)" src="images/c23h.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c23h.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As they stood looking at it they heard a whistle like that of a shepherd
+ watching his flock, and suddenly on their left there appeared a great
+ number of goats and behind them on the summit of the mountain the goatherd
+ in charge of them, a man advanced in years. Don Quixote called aloud to
+ him and begged him to come down to where they stood. He shouted in return,
+ asking what had brought them to that spot, seldom or never trodden except
+ by the feet of goats, or of the wolves and other wild beasts that roamed
+ around. Sancho in return bade him come down, and they would explain all to
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The goatherd descended, and reaching the place where Don Quixote stood, he
+ said, "I will wager you are looking at that hack mule that lies dead in
+ the hollow there, and, faith, it has been lying there now these six
+ months; tell me, have you come upon its master about here?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "We have come upon nobody," answered Don Quixote, "nor on anything except
+ a saddle-pad and a little valise that we found not far from this."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I found it too," said the goatherd, "but I would not lift it nor go near
+ it for fear of some ill-luck or being charged with theft, for the devil is
+ crafty, and things rise up under one's feet to make one fall without
+ knowing why or wherefore."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That's exactly what I say," said Sancho; "I found it too, and I would not
+ go within a stone's throw of it; there I left it, and there it lies just
+ as it was, for I don't want a dog with a bell."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Tell me, good man," said Don Quixote, "do you know who is the owner of
+ this property?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All I can tell you," said the goatherd, "is that about six months ago,
+ more or less, there arrived at a shepherd's hut three leagues, perhaps,
+ away from this, a youth of well-bred appearance and manners, mounted on
+ that same mule which lies dead here, and with the same saddle-pad and
+ valise which you say you found and did not touch. He asked us what part of
+ this sierra was the most rugged and retired; we told him that it was where
+ we now are; and so in truth it is, for if you push on half a league
+ farther, perhaps you will not be able to find your way out; and I am
+ wondering how you have managed to come here, for there is no road or path
+ that leads to this spot. I say, then, that on hearing our answer the youth
+ turned about and made for the place we pointed out to him, leaving us all
+ charmed with his good looks, and wondering at his question and the haste
+ with which we saw him depart in the direction of the sierra; and after
+ that we saw him no more, until some days afterwards he crossed the path of
+ one of our shepherds, and without saying a word to him, came up to him and
+ gave him several cuffs and kicks, and then turned to the ass with our
+ provisions and took all the bread and cheese it carried, and having done
+ this made off back again into the sierra with extraordinary swiftness.
+ When some of us goatherds learned this we went in search of him for about
+ two days through the most remote portion of this sierra, at the end of
+ which we found him lodged in the hollow of a large thick cork tree. He
+ came out to meet us with great gentleness, with his dress now torn and his
+ face so disfigured and burned by the sun, that we hardly recognised him
+ but that his clothes, though torn, convinced us, from the recollection we
+ had of them, that he was the person we were looking for. He saluted us
+ courteously, and in a few well-spoken words he told us not to wonder at
+ seeing him going about in this guise, as it was binding upon him in order
+ that he might work out a penance which for his many sins had been imposed
+ upon him. We asked him to tell us who he was, but we were never able to
+ find out from him: we begged of him too, when he was in want of food,
+ which he could not do without, to tell us where we should find him, as we
+ would bring it to him with all good-will and readiness; or if this were
+ not to his taste, at least to come and ask it of us and not take it by
+ force from the shepherds. He thanked us for the offer, begged pardon for
+ the late assault, and promised for the future to ask it in God's name
+ without offering violence to anybody. As for fixed abode, he said he had
+ no other than that which chance offered wherever night might overtake him;
+ and his words ended in an outburst of weeping so bitter that we who
+ listened to him must have been very stones had we not joined him in it,
+ comparing what we saw of him the first time with what we saw now; for, as
+ I said, he was a graceful and gracious youth, and in his courteous and
+ polished language showed himself to be of good birth and courtly breeding,
+ and rustics as we were that listened to him, even to our rusticity his
+ gentle bearing sufficed to make it plain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But in the midst of his conversation he stopped and became silent,
+ keeping his eyes fixed upon the ground for some time, during which we
+ stood still waiting anxiously to see what would come of this abstraction;
+ and with no little pity, for from his behaviour, now staring at the ground
+ with fixed gaze and eyes wide open without moving an eyelid, again closing
+ them, compressing his lips and raising his eyebrows, we could perceive
+ plainly that a fit of madness of some kind had come upon him; and before
+ long he showed that what we imagined was the truth, for he arose in a fury
+ from the ground where he had thrown himself, and attacked the first he
+ found near him with such rage and fierceness that if we had not dragged
+ him off him, he would have beaten or bitten him to death, all the while
+ exclaiming, 'Oh faithless Fernando, here, here shalt thou pay the penalty
+ of the wrong thou hast done me; these hands shall tear out that heart of
+ thine, abode and dwelling of all iniquity, but of deceit and fraud above
+ all; and to these he added other words all in effect upbraiding this
+ Fernando and charging him with treachery and faithlessness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "We forced him to release his hold with no little difficulty, and without
+ another word he left us, and rushing off plunged in among these brakes and
+ brambles, so as to make it impossible for us to follow him; from this we
+ suppose that madness comes upon him from time to time, and that some one
+ called Fernando must have done him a wrong of a grievous nature such as
+ the condition to which it had brought him seemed to show. All this has
+ been since then confirmed on those occasions, and they have been many, on
+ which he has crossed our path, at one time to beg the shepherds to give
+ him some of the food they carry, at another to take it from them by force;
+ for when there is a fit of madness upon him, even though the shepherds
+ offer it freely, he will not accept it but snatches it from them by dint
+ of blows; but when he is in his senses he begs it for the love of God,
+ courteously and civilly, and receives it with many thanks and not a few
+ tears. And to tell you the truth, sirs," continued the goatherd, "it was
+ yesterday that we resolved, I and four of the lads, two of them our
+ servants, and the other two friends of mine, to go in search of him until
+ we find him, and when we do to take him, whether by force or of his own
+ consent, to the town of Almodovar, which is eight leagues from this, and
+ there strive to cure him (if indeed his malady admits of a cure), or learn
+ when he is in his senses who he is, and if he has relatives to whom we may
+ give notice of his misfortune. This, sirs, is all I can say in answer to
+ what you have asked me; and be sure that the owner of the articles you
+ found is he whom you saw pass by with such nimbleness and so naked."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For Don Quixote had already described how he had seen the man go bounding
+ along the mountain side, and he was now filled with amazement at what he
+ heard from the goatherd, and more eager than ever to discover who the
+ unhappy madman was; and in his heart he resolved, as he had done before,
+ to search for him all over the mountain, not leaving a corner or cave
+ unexamined until he had found him. But chance arranged matters better than
+ he expected or hoped, for at that very moment, in a gorge on the mountain
+ that opened where they stood, the youth he wished to find made his
+ appearance, coming along talking to himself in a way that would have been
+ unintelligible near at hand, much more at a distance. His garb was what
+ has been described, save that as he drew near, Don Quixote perceived that
+ a tattered doublet which he wore was amber-tanned, from which he concluded
+ that one who wore such garments could not be of very low rank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Approaching them, the youth greeted them in a harsh and hoarse voice but
+ with great courtesy. Don Quixote returned his salutation with equal
+ politeness, and dismounting from Rocinante advanced with well-bred bearing
+ and grace to embrace him, and held him for some time close in his arms as
+ if he had known him for a long time. The other, whom we may call the
+ Ragged One of the Sorry Countenance, as Don Quixote was of the Rueful,
+ after submitting to the embrace pushed him back a little and, placing his
+ hands on Don Quixote's shoulders, stood gazing at him as if seeking to see
+ whether he knew him, not less amazed, perhaps, at the sight of the face,
+ figure, and armour of Don Quixote than Don Quixote was at the sight of
+ him. To be brief, the first to speak after embracing was the Ragged One,
+ and he said what will be told farther on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23i" id="c23i"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c23i.jpg (53K)" src="images/c23i.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c23i.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch24" id="ch24"></a>CHAPTER XXIV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c24a" id="c24a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c24a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c24a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c24a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The history relates that it was with the greatest attention Don Quixote
+ listened to the ragged knight of the Sierra, who began by saying:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Of a surety, senor, whoever you are, for I know you not, I thank you for
+ the proofs of kindness and courtesy you have shown me, and would I were in
+ a condition to requite with something more than good-will that which you
+ have displayed towards me in the cordial reception you have given me; but
+ my fate does not afford me any other means of returning kindnesses done me
+ save the hearty desire to repay them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Mine," replied Don Quixote, "is to be of service to you, so much so that
+ I had resolved not to quit these mountains until I had found you, and
+ learned of you whether there is any kind of relief to be found for that
+ sorrow under which from the strangeness of your life you seem to labour;
+ and to search for you with all possible diligence, if search had been
+ necessary. And if your misfortune should prove to be one of those that
+ refuse admission to any sort of consolation, it was my purpose to join you
+ in lamenting and mourning over it, so far as I could; for it is still some
+ comfort in misfortune to find one who can feel for it. And if my good
+ intentions deserve to be acknowledged with any kind of courtesy, I entreat
+ you, senor, by that which I perceive you possess in so high a degree, and
+ likewise conjure you by whatever you love or have loved best in life, to
+ tell me who you are and the cause that has brought you to live or die in
+ these solitudes like a brute beast, dwelling among them in a manner so
+ foreign to your condition as your garb and appearance show. And I swear,"
+ added Don Quixote, "by the order of knighthood which I have received, and
+ by my vocation of knight-errant, if you gratify me in this, to serve you
+ with all the zeal my calling demands of me, either in relieving your
+ misfortune if it admits of relief, or in joining you in lamenting it as I
+ promised to do."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Knight of the Thicket, hearing him of the Rueful Countenance talk in
+ this strain, did nothing but stare at him, and stare at him again, and
+ again survey him from head to foot; and when he had thoroughly examined
+ him, he said to him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If you have anything to give me to eat, for God's sake give it me, and
+ after I have eaten I will do all you ask in acknowledgment of the goodwill
+ you have displayed towards me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho from his sack, and the goatherd from his pouch, furnished the
+ Ragged One with the means of appeasing his hunger, and what they gave him
+ he ate like a half-witted being, so hastily that he took no time between
+ mouthfuls, gorging rather than swallowing; and while he ate neither he nor
+ they who observed him uttered a word. As soon as he had done he made signs
+ to them to follow him, which they did, and he led them to a green plot
+ which lay a little farther off round the corner of a rock. On reaching it
+ he stretched himself upon the grass, and the others did the same, all
+ keeping silence, until the Ragged One, settling himself in his place,
+ said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If it is your wish, sirs, that I should disclose in a few words the
+ surpassing extent of my misfortunes, you must promise not to break the
+ thread of my sad story with any question or other interruption, for the
+ instant you do so the tale I tell will come to an end."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These words of the Ragged One reminded Don Quixote of the tale his squire
+ had told him, when he failed to keep count of the goats that had crossed
+ the river and the story remained unfinished; but to return to the Ragged
+ One, he went on to say:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I give you this warning because I wish to pass briefly over the story of
+ my misfortunes, for recalling them to memory only serves to add fresh
+ ones, and the less you question me the sooner shall I make an end of the
+ recital, though I shall not omit to relate anything of importance in order
+ fully to satisfy your curiosity."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote gave the promise for himself and the others, and with this
+ assurance he began as follows:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "My name is Cardenio, my birthplace one of the best cities of this
+ Andalusia, my family noble, my parents rich, my misfortune so great that
+ my parents must have wept and my family grieved over it without being able
+ by their wealth to lighten it; for the gifts of fortune can do little to
+ relieve reverses sent by Heaven. In that same country there was a heaven
+ in which love had placed all the glory I could desire; such was the beauty
+ of Luscinda, a damsel as noble and as rich as I, but of happier fortunes,
+ and of less firmness than was due to so worthy a passion as mine. This
+ Luscinda I loved, worshipped, and adored from my earliest and tenderest
+ years, and she loved me in all the innocence and sincerity of childhood.
+ Our parents were aware of our feelings, and were not sorry to perceive
+ them, for they saw clearly that as they ripened they must lead at last to
+ a marriage between us, a thing that seemed almost prearranged by the
+ equality of our families and wealth. We grew up, and with our growth grew
+ the love between us, so that the father of Luscinda felt bound for
+ propriety's sake to refuse me admission to his house, in this perhaps
+ imitating the parents of that Thisbe so celebrated by the poets, and this
+ refusal but added love to love and flame to flame; for though they
+ enforced silence upon our tongues they could not impose it upon our pens,
+ which can make known the heart's secrets to a loved one more freely than
+ tongues; for many a time the presence of the object of love shakes the
+ firmest will and strikes dumb the boldest tongue. Ah heavens! how many
+ letters did I write her, and how many dainty modest replies did I receive!
+ how many ditties and love-songs did I compose in which my heart declared
+ and made known its feelings, described its ardent longings, revelled in
+ its recollections and dallied with its desires! At length growing
+ impatient and feeling my heart languishing with longing to see her, I
+ resolved to put into execution and carry out what seemed to me the best
+ mode of winning my desired and merited reward, to ask her of her father
+ for my lawful wife, which I did. To this his answer was that he thanked me
+ for the disposition I showed to do honour to him and to regard myself as
+ honoured by the bestowal of his treasure; but that as my father was alive
+ it was his by right to make this demand, for if it were not in accordance
+ with his full will and pleasure, Luscinda was not to be taken or given by
+ stealth. I thanked him for his kindness, reflecting that there was reason
+ in what he said, and that my father would assent to it as soon as I should
+ tell him, and with that view I went the very same instant to let him know
+ what my desires were. When I entered the room where he was I found him
+ with an open letter in his hand, which, before I could utter a word, he
+ gave me, saying, 'By this letter thou wilt see, Cardenio, the disposition
+ the Duke Ricardo has to serve thee.' This Duke Ricardo, as you, sirs,
+ probably know already, is a grandee of Spain who has his seat in the best
+ part of this Andalusia. I took and read the letter, which was couched in
+ terms so flattering that even I myself felt it would be wrong in my father
+ not to comply with the request the duke made in it, which was that he
+ would send me immediately to him, as he wished me to become the companion,
+ not servant, of his eldest son, and would take upon himself the charge of
+ placing me in a position corresponding to the esteem in which he held me.
+ On reading the letter my voice failed me, and still more when I heard my
+ father say, 'Two days hence thou wilt depart, Cardenio, in accordance with
+ the duke's wish, and give thanks to God who is opening a road to thee by
+ which thou mayest attain what I know thou dost deserve; and to these words
+ he added others of fatherly counsel. The time for my departure arrived; I
+ spoke one night to Luscinda, I told her all that had occurred, as I did
+ also to her father, entreating him to allow some delay, and to defer the
+ disposal of her hand until I should see what the Duke Ricardo sought of
+ me: he gave me the promise, and she confirmed it with vows and swoonings
+ unnumbered. Finally, I presented myself to the duke, and was received and
+ treated by him so kindly that very soon envy began to do its work, the old
+ servants growing envious of me, and regarding the duke's inclination to
+ show me favour as an injury to themselves. But the one to whom my arrival
+ gave the greatest pleasure was the duke's second son, Fernando by name, a
+ gallant youth, of noble, generous, and amorous disposition, who very soon
+ made so intimate a friend of me that it was remarked by everybody; for
+ though the elder was attached to me, and showed me kindness, he did not
+ carry his affectionate treatment to the same length as Don Fernando. It so
+ happened, then, that as between friends no secret remains unshared, and as
+ the favour I enjoyed with Don Fernando had grown into friendship, he made
+ all his thoughts known to me, and in particular a love affair which
+ troubled his mind a little. He was deeply in love with a peasant girl, a
+ vassal of his father's, the daughter of wealthy parents, and herself so
+ beautiful, modest, discreet, and virtuous, that no one who knew her was
+ able to decide in which of these respects she was most highly gifted or
+ most excelled. The attractions of the fair peasant raised the passion of
+ Don Fernando to such a point that, in order to gain his object and
+ overcome her virtuous resolutions, he determined to pledge his word to her
+ to become her husband, for to attempt it in any other way was to attempt
+ an impossibility. Bound to him as I was by friendship, I strove by the
+ best arguments and the most forcible examples I could think of to restrain
+ and dissuade him from such a course; but perceiving I produced no effect I
+ resolved to make the Duke Ricardo, his father, acquainted with the matter;
+ but Don Fernando, being sharp-witted and shrewd, foresaw and apprehended
+ this, perceiving that by my duty as a good servant I was bound not to keep
+ concealed a thing so much opposed to the honour of my lord the duke; and
+ so, to mislead and deceive me, he told me he could find no better way of
+ effacing from his mind the beauty that so enslaved him than by absenting
+ himself for some months, and that he wished the absence to be effected by
+ our going, both of us, to my father's house under the pretence, which he
+ would make to the duke, of going to see and buy some fine horses that
+ there were in my city, which produces the best in the world. When I heard
+ him say so, even if his resolution had not been so good a one I should
+ have hailed it as one of the happiest that could be imagined, prompted by
+ my affection, seeing what a favourable chance and opportunity it offered
+ me of returning to see my Luscinda. With this thought and wish I commended
+ his idea and encouraged his design, advising him to put it into execution
+ as quickly as possible, as, in truth, absence produced its effect in spite
+ of the most deeply rooted feelings. But, as afterwards appeared, when he
+ said this to me he had already enjoyed the peasant girl under the title of
+ husband, and was waiting for an opportunity of making it known with safety
+ to himself, being in dread of what his father the duke would do when he
+ came to know of his folly. It happened, then, that as with young men love
+ is for the most part nothing more than appetite, which, as its final
+ object is enjoyment, comes to an end on obtaining it, and that which
+ seemed to be love takes to flight, as it cannot pass the limit fixed by
+ nature, which fixes no limit to true love&mdash;what I mean is that after
+ Don Fernando had enjoyed this peasant girl his passion subsided and his
+ eagerness cooled, and if at first he feigned a wish to absent himself in
+ order to cure his love, he was now in reality anxious to go to avoid
+ keeping his promise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The duke gave him permission, and ordered me to accompany him; we arrived
+ at my city, and my father gave him the reception due to his rank; I saw
+ Luscinda without delay, and, though it had not been dead or deadened, my
+ love gathered fresh life. To my sorrow I told the story of it to Don
+ Fernando, for I thought that in virtue of the great friendship he bore me
+ I was bound to conceal nothing from him. I extolled her beauty, her
+ gaiety, her wit, so warmly, that my praises excited in him a desire to see
+ a damsel adorned by such attractions. To my misfortune I yielded to it,
+ showing her to him one night by the light of a taper at a window where we
+ used to talk to one another. As she appeared to him in her dressing-gown,
+ she drove all the beauties he had seen until then out of his recollection;
+ speech failed him, his head turned, he was spell-bound, and in the end
+ love-smitten, as you will see in the course of the story of my misfortune;
+ and to inflame still further his passion, which he hid from me and
+ revealed to Heaven alone, it so happened that one day he found a note of
+ hers entreating me to demand her of her father in marriage, so delicate,
+ so modest, and so tender, that on reading it he told me that in Luscinda
+ alone were combined all the charms of beauty and understanding that were
+ distributed among all the other women in the world. It is true, and I own
+ it now, that though I knew what good cause Don Fernando had to praise
+ Luscinda, it gave me uneasiness to hear these praises from his mouth, and
+ I began to fear, and with reason to feel distrust of him, for there was no
+ moment when he was not ready to talk of Luscinda, and he would start the
+ subject himself even though he dragged it in unseasonably, a circumstance
+ that aroused in me a certain amount of jealousy; not that I feared any
+ change in the constancy or faith of Luscinda; but still my fate led me to
+ forebode what she assured me against. Don Fernando contrived always to
+ read the letters I sent to Luscinda and her answers to me, under the
+ pretence that he enjoyed the wit and sense of both. It so happened, then,
+ that Luscinda having begged of me a book of chivalry to read, one that she
+ was very fond of, Amadis of Gaul-"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote no sooner heard a book of chivalry mentioned, than he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Had your worship told me at the beginning of your story that the Lady
+ Luscinda was fond of books of chivalry, no other laudation would have been
+ requisite to impress upon me the superiority of her understanding, for it
+ could not have been of the excellence you describe had a taste for such
+ delightful reading been wanting; so, as far as I am concerned, you need
+ waste no more words in describing her beauty, worth, and intelligence;
+ for, on merely hearing what her taste was, I declare her to be the most
+ beautiful and the most intelligent woman in the world; and I wish your
+ worship had, along with Amadis of Gaul, sent her the worthy Don Rugel of
+ Greece, for I know the Lady Luscinda would greatly relish Daraida and
+ Garaya, and the shrewd sayings of the shepherd Darinel, and the admirable
+ verses of his bucolics, sung and delivered by him with such sprightliness,
+ wit, and ease; but a time may come when this omission can be remedied, and
+ to rectify it nothing more is needed than for your worship to be so good
+ as to come with me to my village, for there I can give you more than three
+ hundred books which are the delight of my soul and the entertainment of my
+ life;&mdash;though it occurs to me that I have not got one of them now,
+ thanks to the spite of wicked and envious enchanters;&mdash;but pardon me
+ for having broken the promise we made not to interrupt your discourse; for
+ when I hear chivalry or knights-errant mentioned, I can no more help
+ talking about them than the rays of the sun can help giving heat, or those
+ of the moon moisture; pardon me, therefore, and proceed, for that is more
+ to the purpose now."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While Don Quixote was saying this, Cardenio allowed his head to fall upon
+ his breast, and seemed plunged in deep thought; and though twice Don
+ Quixote bade him go on with his story, he neither looked up nor uttered a
+ word in reply; but after some time he raised his head and said, "I cannot
+ get rid of the idea, nor will anyone in the world remove it, or make me
+ think otherwise&mdash;and he would be a blockhead who would hold or
+ believe anything else than that that arrant knave Master Elisabad made
+ free with Queen Madasima."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is not true, by all that's good," said Don Quixote in high wrath,
+ turning upon him angrily, as his way was; "and it is a very great slander,
+ or rather villainy. Queen Madasima was a very illustrious lady, and it is
+ not to be supposed that so exalted a princess would have made free with a
+ quack; and whoever maintains the contrary lies like a great scoundrel, and
+ I will give him to know it, on foot or on horseback, armed or unarmed, by
+ night or by day, or as he likes best."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cardenio was looking at him steadily, and his mad fit having now come upon
+ him, he had no disposition to go on with his story, nor would Don Quixote
+ have listened to it, so much had what he had heard about Madasima
+ disgusted him. Strange to say, he stood up for her as if she were in
+ earnest his veritable born lady; to such a pass had his unholy books
+ brought him. Cardenio, then, being, as I said, now mad, when he heard
+ himself given the lie, and called a scoundrel and other insulting names,
+ not relishing the jest, snatched up a stone that he found near him, and
+ with it delivered such a blow on Don Quixote's breast that he laid him on
+ his back. Sancho Panza, seeing his master treated in this fashion,
+ attacked the madman with his closed fist; but the Ragged One received him
+ in such a way that with a blow of his fist he stretched him at his feet,
+ and then mounting upon him crushed his ribs to his own satisfaction; the
+ goatherd, who came to the rescue, shared the same fate; and having beaten
+ and pummelled them all he left them and quietly withdrew to his
+ hiding-place on the mountain. Sancho rose, and with the rage he felt at
+ finding himself so belaboured without deserving it, ran to take vengeance
+ on the goatherd, accusing him of not giving them warning that this man was
+ at times taken with a mad fit, for if they had known it they would have
+ been on their guard to protect themselves. The goatherd replied that he
+ had said so, and that if he had not heard him, that was no fault of his.
+ Sancho retorted, and the goatherd rejoined, and the altercation ended in
+ their seizing each other by the beard, and exchanging such fisticuffs that
+ if Don Quixote had not made peace between them, they would have knocked
+ one another to pieces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Leave me alone, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance," said Sancho,
+ grappling with the goatherd, "for of this fellow, who is a clown like
+ myself, and no dubbed knight, I can safely take satisfaction for the
+ affront he has offered me, fighting with him hand to hand like an honest
+ man."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is true," said Don Quixote, "but I know that he is not to blame for
+ what has happened."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this he pacified them, and again asked the goatherd if it would be
+ possible to find Cardenio, as he felt the greatest anxiety to know the end
+ of his story. The goatherd told him, as he had told him before, that there
+ was no knowing of a certainty where his lair was; but that if he wandered
+ about much in that neighbourhood he could not fail to fall in with him
+ either in or out of his senses.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c24e" id="c24e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c24e.jpg (69K)" src="images/c24e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c24e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch25" id="ch25"></a>CHAPTER XXV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT KNIGHT OF LA
+ MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION OF THE PENANCE OF
+ BELTENEBROS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c25a" id="c25a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c25a.jpg (168K)" src="images/c25a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c25a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote took leave of the goatherd, and once more mounting Rocinante
+ bade Sancho follow him, which he having no ass, did very discontentedly.
+ They proceeded slowly, making their way into the most rugged part of the
+ mountain, Sancho all the while dying to have a talk with his master, and
+ longing for him to begin, so that there should be no breach of the
+ injunction laid upon him; but unable to keep silence so long he said to
+ him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor Don Quixote, give me your worship's blessing and dismissal, for I'd
+ like to go home at once to my wife and children with whom I can at any
+ rate talk and converse as much as I like; for to want me to go through
+ these solitudes day and night and not speak to you when I have a mind is
+ burying me alive. If luck would have it that animals spoke as they did in
+ the days of Guisopete, it would not be so bad, because I could talk to
+ Rocinante about whatever came into my head, and so put up with my
+ ill-fortune; but it is a hard case, and not to be borne with patience, to
+ go seeking adventures all one's life and get nothing but kicks and
+ blanketings, brickbats and punches, and with all this to have to sew up
+ one's mouth without daring to say what is in one's heart, just as if one
+ were dumb."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "thou art dying to have
+ the interdict I placed upon thy tongue removed; consider it removed, and
+ say what thou wilt while we are wandering in these mountains."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So be it," said Sancho; "let me speak now, for God knows what will happen
+ by-and-by; and to take advantage of the permit at once, I ask, what made
+ your worship stand up so for that Queen Majimasa, or whatever her name is,
+ or what did it matter whether that abbot was a friend of hers or not? for
+ if your worship had let that pass&mdash;and you were not a judge in the
+ matter&mdash;it is my belief the madman would have gone on with his story,
+ and the blow of the stone, and the kicks, and more than half a dozen cuffs
+ would have been escaped."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In faith, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "if thou knewest as I do what an
+ honourable and illustrious lady Queen Madasima was, I know thou wouldst
+ say I had great patience that I did not break in pieces the mouth that
+ uttered such blasphemies, for a very great blasphemy it is to say or
+ imagine that a queen has made free with a surgeon. The truth of the story
+ is that that Master Elisabad whom the madman mentioned was a man of great
+ prudence and sound judgment, and served as governor and physician to the
+ queen, but to suppose that she was his mistress is nonsense deserving very
+ severe punishment; and as a proof that Cardenio did not know what he was
+ saying, remember when he said it he was out of his wits."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is what I say," said Sancho; "there was no occasion for minding the
+ words of a madman; for if good luck had not helped your worship, and he
+ had sent that stone at your head instead of at your breast, a fine way we
+ should have been in for standing up for my lady yonder, God confound her!
+ And then, would not Cardenio have gone free as a madman?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Against men in their senses or against madmen," said Don Quixote, "every
+ knight-errant is bound to stand up for the honour of women, whoever they
+ may be, much more for queens of such high degree and dignity as Queen
+ Madasima, for whom I have a particular regard on account of her amiable
+ qualities; for, besides being extremely beautiful, she was very wise, and
+ very patient under her misfortunes, of which she had many; and the counsel
+ and society of the Master Elisabad were a great help and support to her in
+ enduring her afflictions with wisdom and resignation; hence the ignorant
+ and ill-disposed vulgar took occasion to say and think that she was his
+ mistress; and they lie, I say it once more, and will lie two hundred times
+ more, all who think and say so."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I neither say nor think so," said Sancho; "let them look to it; with
+ their bread let them eat it; they have rendered account to God whether
+ they misbehaved or not; I come from my vineyard, I know nothing; I am not
+ fond of prying into other men's lives; he who buys and lies feels it in
+ his purse; moreover, naked was I born, naked I find myself, I neither lose
+ nor gain; but if they did, what is that to me? many think there are
+ flitches where there are no hooks; but who can put gates to the open
+ plain? moreover they said of God-"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God bless me," said Don Quixote, "what a set of absurdities thou art
+ stringing together! What has what we are talking about got to do with the
+ proverbs thou art threading one after the other? for God's sake hold thy
+ tongue, Sancho, and henceforward keep to prodding thy ass and don't meddle
+ in what does not concern thee; and understand with all thy five senses
+ that everything I have done, am doing, or shall do, is well founded on
+ reason and in conformity with the rules of chivalry, for I understand them
+ better than all the world that profess them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor," replied Sancho, "is it a good rule of chivalry that we should go
+ astray through these mountains without path or road, looking for a madman
+ who when he is found will perhaps take a fancy to finish what he began,
+ not his story, but your worship's head and my ribs, and end by breaking
+ them altogether for us?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c25b" id="c25b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c25b.jpg (330K)" src="images/c25b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c25b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Peace, I say again, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for let me tell thee it
+ is not so much the desire of finding that madman that leads me into these
+ regions as that which I have of performing among them an achievement
+ wherewith I shall win eternal name and fame throughout the known world;
+ and it shall be such that I shall thereby set the seal on all that can
+ make a knight-errant perfect and famous."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And is it very perilous, this achievement?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No," replied he of the Rueful Countenance; "though it may be in the dice
+ that we may throw deuce-ace instead of sixes; but all will depend on thy
+ diligence."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "On my diligence!" said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Yes," said Don Quixote, "for if thou dost return soon from the place
+ where I mean to send thee, my penance will be soon over, and my glory will
+ soon begin. But as it is not right to keep thee any longer in suspense,
+ waiting to see what comes of my words, I would have thee know, Sancho,
+ that the famous Amadis of Gaul was one of the most perfect knights-errant&mdash;I
+ am wrong to say he was one; he stood alone, the first, the only one, the
+ lord of all that were in the world in his time. A fig for Don Belianis,
+ and for all who say he equalled him in any respect, for, my oath upon it,
+ they are deceiving themselves! I say, too, that when a painter desires to
+ become famous in his art he endeavours to copy the originals of the rarest
+ painters that he knows; and the same rule holds good for all the most
+ important crafts and callings that serve to adorn a state; thus must he
+ who would be esteemed prudent and patient imitate Ulysses, in whose person
+ and labours Homer presents to us a lively picture of prudence and
+ patience; as Virgil, too, shows us in the person of AEneas the virtue of a
+ pious son and the sagacity of a brave and skilful captain; not
+ representing or describing them as they were, but as they ought to be, so
+ as to leave the example of their virtues to posterity. In the same way
+ Amadis was the polestar, day-star, sun of valiant and devoted knights,
+ whom all we who fight under the banner of love and chivalry are bound to
+ imitate. This, then, being so, I consider, friend Sancho, that the
+ knight-errant who shall imitate him most closely will come nearest to
+ reaching the perfection of chivalry. Now one of the instances in which
+ this knight most conspicuously showed his prudence, worth, valour,
+ endurance, fortitude, and love, was when he withdrew, rejected by the Lady
+ Oriana, to do penance upon the Pena Pobre, changing his name into that of
+ Beltenebros, a name assuredly significant and appropriate to the life
+ which he had voluntarily adopted. So, as it is easier for me to imitate
+ him in this than in cleaving giants asunder, cutting off serpents' heads,
+ slaying dragons, routing armies, destroying fleets, and breaking
+ enchantments, and as this place is so well suited for a similar purpose, I
+ must not allow the opportunity to escape which now so conveniently offers
+ me its forelock."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What is it in reality," said Sancho, "that your worship means to do in
+ such an out-of-the-way place as this?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Have I not told thee," answered Don Quixote, "that I mean to imitate
+ Amadis here, playing the victim of despair, the madman, the maniac, so as
+ at the same time to imitate the valiant Don Roland, when at the fountain
+ he had evidence of the fair Angelica having disgraced herself with Medoro
+ and through grief thereat went mad, and plucked up trees, troubled the
+ waters of the clear springs, slew destroyed flocks, burned down huts,
+ levelled houses, dragged mares after him, and perpetrated a hundred
+ thousand other outrages worthy of everlasting renown and record? And
+ though I have no intention of imitating Roland, or Orlando, or Rotolando
+ (for he went by all these names), step by step in all the mad things he
+ did, said, and thought, I will make a rough copy to the best of my power
+ of all that seems to me most essential; but perhaps I shall content myself
+ with the simple imitation of Amadis, who without giving way to any
+ mischievous madness but merely to tears and sorrow, gained as much fame as
+ the most famous."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It seems to me," said Sancho, "that the knights who behaved in this way
+ had provocation and cause for those follies and penances; but what cause
+ has your worship for going mad? What lady has rejected you, or what
+ evidence have you found to prove that the lady Dulcinea del Toboso has
+ been trifling with Moor or Christian?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is the point," replied Don Quixote, "and that is the beauty of this
+ business of mine; no thanks to a knight-errant for going mad when he has
+ cause; the thing is to turn crazy without any provocation, and let my lady
+ know, if I do this in the dry, what I would do in the moist; moreover I
+ have abundant cause in the long separation I have endured from my lady
+ till death, Dulcinea del Toboso; for as thou didst hear that shepherd
+ Ambrosio say the other day, in absence all ills are felt and feared; and
+ so, friend Sancho, waste no time in advising me against so rare, so happy,
+ and so unheard-of an imitation; mad I am, and mad I must be until thou
+ returnest with the answer to a letter that I mean to send by thee to my
+ lady Dulcinea; and if it be such as my constancy deserves, my insanity and
+ penance will come to an end; and if it be to the opposite effect, I shall
+ become mad in earnest, and, being so, I shall suffer no more; thus in
+ whatever way she may answer I shall escape from the struggle and
+ affliction in which thou wilt leave me, enjoying in my senses the boon
+ thou bearest me, or as a madman not feeling the evil thou bringest me. But
+ tell me, Sancho, hast thou got Mambrino's helmet safe? for I saw thee take
+ it up from the ground when that ungrateful wretch tried to break it in
+ pieces but could not, by which the fineness of its temper may be seen."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Sancho made answer, "By the living God, Sir Knight of the Rueful
+ Countenance, I cannot endure or bear with patience some of the things that
+ your worship says; and from them I begin to suspect that all you tell me
+ about chivalry, and winning kingdoms and empires, and giving islands, and
+ bestowing other rewards and dignities after the custom of knights-errant,
+ must be all made up of wind and lies, and all pigments or figments, or
+ whatever we may call them; for what would anyone think that heard your
+ worship calling a barber's basin Mambrino's helmet without ever seeing the
+ mistake all this time, but that one who says and maintains such things
+ must have his brains addled? I have the basin in my sack all dinted, and I
+ am taking it home to have it mended, to trim my beard in it, if, by God's
+ grace, I am allowed to see my wife and children some day or other."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "by him thou didst swear by just
+ now I swear thou hast the most limited understanding that any squire in
+ the world has or ever had. Is it possible that all this time thou hast
+ been going about with me thou hast never found out that all things
+ belonging to knights-errant seem to be illusions and nonsense and ravings,
+ and to go always by contraries? And not because it really is so, but
+ because there is always a swarm of enchanters in attendance upon us that
+ change and alter everything with us, and turn things as they please, and
+ according as they are disposed to aid or destroy us; thus what seems to
+ thee a barber's basin seems to me Mambrino's helmet, and to another it
+ will seem something else; and rare foresight it was in the sage who is on
+ my side to make what is really and truly Mambrine's helmet seem a basin to
+ everybody, for, being held in such estimation as it is, all the world
+ would pursue me to rob me of it; but when they see it is only a barber's
+ basin they do not take the trouble to obtain it; as was plainly shown by
+ him who tried to break it, and left it on the ground without taking it,
+ for, by my faith, had he known it he would never have left it behind. Keep
+ it safe, my friend, for just now I have no need of it; indeed, I shall
+ have to take off all this armour and remain as naked as I was born, if I
+ have a mind to follow Roland rather than Amadis in my penance."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus talking they reached the foot of a high mountain which stood like an
+ isolated peak among the others that surrounded it. Past its base there
+ flowed a gentle brook, all around it spread a meadow so green and
+ luxuriant that it was a delight to the eyes to look upon it, and forest
+ trees in abundance, and shrubs and flowers, added to the charms of the
+ spot. Upon this place the Knight of the Rueful Countenance fixed his
+ choice for the performance of his penance, and as he beheld it exclaimed
+ in a loud voice as though he were out of his senses:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This is the place, oh, ye heavens, that I select and choose for bewailing
+ the misfortune in which ye yourselves have plunged me: this is the spot
+ where the overflowings of mine eyes shall swell the waters of yon little
+ brook, and my deep and endless sighs shall stir unceasingly the leaves of
+ these mountain trees, in testimony and token of the pain my persecuted
+ heart is suffering. Oh, ye rural deities, whoever ye be that haunt this
+ lone spot, give ear to the complaint of a wretched lover whom long absence
+ and brooding jealousy have driven to bewail his fate among these wilds and
+ complain of the hard heart of that fair and ungrateful one, the end and
+ limit of all human beauty! Oh, ye wood nymphs and dryads, that dwell in
+ the thickets of the forest, so may the nimble wanton satyrs by whom ye are
+ vainly wooed never disturb your sweet repose, help me to lament my hard
+ fate or at least weary not at listening to it! Oh, Dulcinea del Toboso,
+ day of my night, glory of my pain, guide of my path, star of my fortune,
+ so may Heaven grant thee in full all thou seekest of it, bethink thee of
+ the place and condition to which absence from thee has brought me, and
+ make that return in kindness that is due to my fidelity! Oh, lonely trees,
+ that from this day forward shall bear me company in my solitude, give me
+ some sign by the gentle movement of your boughs that my presence is not
+ distasteful to you! Oh, thou, my squire, pleasant companion in my
+ prosperous and adverse fortunes, fix well in thy memory what thou shalt
+ see me do here, so that thou mayest relate and report it to the sole cause
+ of all," and so saying he dismounted from Rocinante, and in an instant
+ relieved him of saddle and bridle, and giving him a slap on the croup,
+ said, "He gives thee freedom who is bereft of it himself, oh steed as
+ excellent in deed as thou art unfortunate in thy lot; begone where thou
+ wilt, for thou bearest written on thy forehead that neither Astolfo's
+ hippogriff, nor the famed Frontino that cost Bradamante so dear, could
+ equal thee in speed."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing this Sancho said, "Good luck to him who has saved us the trouble of
+ stripping the pack-saddle off Dapple! By my faith he would not have gone
+ without a slap on the croup and something said in his praise; though if he
+ were here I would not let anyone strip him, for there would be no
+ occasion, as he had nothing of the lover or victim of despair about him,
+ inasmuch as his master, which I was while it was God's pleasure, was
+ nothing of the sort; and indeed, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance, if
+ my departure and your worship's madness are to come off in earnest, it
+ will be as well to saddle Rocinante again in order that he may supply the
+ want of Dapple, because it will save me time in going and returning: for
+ if I go on foot I don't know when I shall get there or when I shall get
+ back, as I am, in truth, a bad walker."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I declare, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "it shall be as thou wilt, for
+ thy plan does not seem to me a bad one, and three days hence thou wilt
+ depart, for I wish thee to observe in the meantime what I do and say for
+ her sake, that thou mayest be able to tell it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But what more have I to see besides what I have seen?" said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Much thou knowest about it!" said Don Quixote. "I have now got to tear up
+ my garments, to scatter about my armour, knock my head against these
+ rocks, and more of the same sort of thing, which thou must witness."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For the love of God," said Sancho, "be careful, your worship, how you
+ give yourself those knocks on the head, for you may come across such a
+ rock, and in such a way, that the very first may put an end to the whole
+ contrivance of this penance; and I should think, if indeed knocks on the
+ head seem necessary to you, and this business cannot be done without them,
+ you might be content&mdash;as the whole thing is feigned, and counterfeit,
+ and in joke&mdash;you might be content, I say, with giving them to
+ yourself in the water, or against something soft, like cotton; and leave
+ it all to me; for I'll tell my lady that your worship knocked your head
+ against a point of rock harder than a diamond."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I thank thee for thy good intentions, friend Sancho," answered Don
+ Quixote, "but I would have thee know that all these things I am doing are
+ not in joke, but very much in earnest, for anything else would be a
+ transgression of the ordinances of chivalry, which forbid us to tell any
+ lie whatever under the penalties due to apostasy; and to do one thing
+ instead of another is just the same as lying; so my knocks on the head
+ must be real, solid, and valid, without anything sophisticated or fanciful
+ about them, and it will be needful to leave me some lint to dress my
+ wounds, since fortune has compelled us to do without the balsam we lost."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It was worse losing the ass," replied Sancho, "for with him lint and all
+ were lost; but I beg of your worship not to remind me again of that
+ accursed liquor, for my soul, not to say my stomach, turns at hearing the
+ very name of it; and I beg of you, too, to reckon as past the three days
+ you allowed me for seeing the mad things you do, for I take them as seen
+ already and pronounced upon, and I will tell wonderful stories to my lady;
+ so write the letter and send me off at once, for I long to return and take
+ your worship out of this purgatory where I am leaving you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Purgatory dost thou call it, Sancho?" said Don Quixote, "rather call it
+ hell, or even worse if there be anything worse."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For one who is in hell," said Sancho, "nulla est retentio, as I have
+ heard say."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not understand what retentio means," said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Retentio," answered Sancho, "means that whoever is in hell never comes
+ nor can come out of it, which will be the opposite case with your worship
+ or my legs will be idle, that is if I have spurs to enliven Rocinante: let
+ me once get to El Toboso and into the presence of my lady Dulcinea, and I
+ will tell her such things of the follies and madnesses (for it is all one)
+ that your worship has done and is still doing, that I will manage to make
+ her softer than a glove though I find her harder than a cork tree; and
+ with her sweet and honeyed answer I will come back through the air like a
+ witch, and take your worship out of this purgatory that seems to be hell
+ but is not, as there is hope of getting out of it; which, as I have said,
+ those in hell have not, and I believe your worship will not say anything
+ to the contrary."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is true," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "but how shall we
+ manage to write the letter?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And the ass-colt order too," added Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All shall be included," said Don Quixote; "and as there is no paper, it
+ would be well done to write it on the leaves of trees, as the ancients
+ did, or on tablets of wax; though that would be as hard to find just now
+ as paper. But it has just occurred to me how it may be conveniently and
+ even more than conveniently written, and that is in the note-book that
+ belonged to Cardenio, and thou wilt take care to have it copied on paper,
+ in a good hand, at the first village thou comest to where there is a
+ schoolmaster, or if not, any sacristan will copy it; but see thou give it
+ not to any notary to copy, for they write a law hand that Satan could not
+ make out."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But what is to be done about the signature?" said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The letters of Amadis were never signed," said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is all very well," said Sancho, "but the order must needs be signed,
+ and if it is copied they will say the signature is false, and I shall be
+ left without ass-colts."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The order shall go signed in the same book," said Don Quixote, "and on
+ seeing it my niece will make no difficulty about obeying it; as to the
+ loveletter thou canst put by way of signature, 'Yours till death, the
+ Knight of the Rueful Countenance.' And it will be no great matter if it is
+ in some other person's hand, for as well as I recollect Dulcinea can
+ neither read nor write, nor in the whole course of her life has she seen
+ handwriting or letter of mine, for my love and hers have been always
+ platonic, not going beyond a modest look, and even that so seldom that I
+ can safely swear I have not seen her four times in all these twelve years
+ I have been loving her more than the light of these eyes that the earth
+ will one day devour; and perhaps even of those four times she has not once
+ perceived that I was looking at her: such is the retirement and seclusion
+ in which her father Lorenzo Corchuelo and her mother Aldonza Nogales have
+ brought her up."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So, so!" said Sancho; "Lorenzo Corchuelo's daughter is the lady Dulcinea
+ del Toboso, otherwise called Aldonza Lorenzo?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "She it is," said Don Quixote, "and she it is that is worthy to be lady of
+ the whole universe."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I know her well," said Sancho, "and let me tell you she can fling a
+ crowbar as well as the lustiest lad in all the town. Giver of all good!
+ but she is a brave lass, and a right and stout one, and fit to be helpmate
+ to any knight-errant that is or is to be, who may make her his lady: the
+ whoreson wench, what sting she has and what a voice! I can tell you one
+ day she posted herself on the top of the belfry of the village to call
+ some labourers of theirs that were in a ploughed field of her father's,
+ and though they were better than half a league off they heard her as well
+ as if they were at the foot of the tower; and the best of her is that she
+ is not a bit prudish, for she has plenty of affability, and jokes with
+ everybody, and has a grin and a jest for everything. So, Sir Knight of the
+ Rueful Countenance, I say you not only may and ought to do mad freaks for
+ her sake, but you have a good right to give way to despair and hang
+ yourself; and no one who knows of it but will say you did well, though the
+ devil should take you; and I wish I were on my road already, simply to see
+ her, for it is many a day since I saw her, and she must be altered by this
+ time, for going about the fields always, and the sun and the air spoil
+ women's looks greatly. But I must own the truth to your worship, Senor Don
+ Quixote; until now I have been under a great mistake, for I believed truly
+ and honestly that the lady Dulcinea must be some princess your worship was
+ in love with, or some person great enough to deserve the rich presents you
+ have sent her, such as the Biscayan and the galley slaves, and many more
+ no doubt, for your worship must have won many victories in the time when I
+ was not yet your squire. But all things considered, what good can it do
+ the lady Aldonza Lorenzo, I mean the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, to have the
+ vanquished your worship sends or will send coming to her and going down on
+ their knees before her? Because may be when they came she'd be hackling
+ flax or threshing on the threshing floor, and they'd be ashamed to see
+ her, and she'd laugh, or resent the present."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have before now told thee many times, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that
+ thou art a mighty great chatterer, and that with a blunt wit thou art
+ always striving at sharpness; but to show thee what a fool thou art and
+ how rational I am, I would have thee listen to a short story. Thou must
+ know that a certain widow, fair, young, independent, and rich, and above
+ all free and easy, fell in love with a sturdy strapping young lay-brother;
+ his superior came to know of it, and one day said to the worthy widow by
+ way of brotherly remonstrance, 'I am surprised, senora, and not without
+ good reason, that a woman of such high standing, so fair, and so rich as
+ you are, should have fallen in love with such a mean, low, stupid fellow
+ as So-and-so, when in this house there are so many masters, graduates, and
+ divinity students from among whom you might choose as if they were a lot
+ of pears, saying this one I'll take, that I won't take;' but she replied
+ to him with great sprightliness and candour, 'My dear sir, you are very
+ much mistaken, and your ideas are very old-fashioned, if you think that I
+ have made a bad choice in So-and-so, fool as he seems; because for all I
+ want with him he knows as much and more philosophy than Aristotle.' In the
+ same way, Sancho, for all I want with Dulcinea del Toboso she is just as
+ good as the most exalted princess on earth. It is not to be supposed that
+ all those poets who sang the praises of ladies under the fancy names they
+ give them, had any such mistresses. Thinkest thou that the Amarillises,
+ the Phillises, the Sylvias, the Dianas, the Galateas, the Filidas, and all
+ the rest of them, that the books, the ballads, the barber's shops, the
+ theatres are full of, were really and truly ladies of flesh and blood, and
+ mistresses of those that glorify and have glorified them? Nothing of the
+ kind; they only invent them for the most part to furnish a subject for
+ their verses, and that they may pass for lovers, or for men valiant enough
+ to be so; and so it suffices me to think and believe that the good Aldonza
+ Lorenzo is fair and virtuous; and as to her pedigree it is very little
+ matter, for no one will examine into it for the purpose of conferring any
+ order upon her, and I, for my part, reckon her the most exalted princess
+ in the world. For thou shouldst know, Sancho, if thou dost not know, that
+ two things alone beyond all others are incentives to love, and these are
+ great beauty and a good name, and these two things are to be found in
+ Dulcinea in the highest degree, for in beauty no one equals her and in
+ good name few approach her; and to put the whole thing in a nutshell, I
+ persuade myself that all I say is as I say, neither more nor less, and I
+ picture her in my imagination as I would have her to be, as well in beauty
+ as in condition; Helen approaches her not nor does Lucretia come up to
+ her, nor any other of the famous women of times past, Greek, Barbarian, or
+ Latin; and let each say what he will, for if in this I am taken to task by
+ the ignorant, I shall not be censured by the critical."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I say that your worship is entirely right," said Sancho, "and that I am
+ an ass. But I know not how the name of ass came into my mouth, for a rope
+ is not to be mentioned in the house of him who has been hanged; but now
+ for the letter, and then, God be with you, I am off."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote took out the note-book, and, retiring to one side, very
+ deliberately began to write the letter, and when he had finished it he
+ called to Sancho, saying he wished to read it to him, so that he might
+ commit it to memory, in case of losing it on the road; for with evil
+ fortune like his anything might be apprehended. To which Sancho replied,
+ "Write it two or three times there in the book and give it to me, and I
+ will carry it very carefully, because to expect me to keep it in my memory
+ is all nonsense, for I have such a bad one that I often forget my own
+ name; but for all that repeat it to me, as I shall like to hear it, for
+ surely it will run as if it was in print."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Listen," said Don Quixote, "this is what it says:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+"DON QUIXOTE'S LETTER TO DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO
+
+"Sovereign and exalted Lady,&mdash;The pierced by the point of absence,
+the wounded to the heart's core, sends thee, sweetest Dulcinea del
+Toboso, the health that he himself enjoys not. If thy beauty
+despises me, if thy worth is not for me, if thy scorn is my
+affliction, though I be sufficiently long-suffering, hardly shall I
+endure this anxiety, which, besides being oppressive, is protracted.
+My good squire Sancho will relate to thee in full, fair ingrate,
+dear enemy, the condition to which I am reduced on thy account: if
+it be thy pleasure to give me relief, I am thine; if not, do as may be
+pleasing to thee; for by ending my life I shall satisfy thy cruelty
+and my desire.
+
+"Thine till death,
+
+"The Knight of the Rueful Countenance."
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ "By the life of my father," said Sancho, when he heard the letter, "it is
+ the loftiest thing I ever heard. Body of me! how your worship says
+ everything as you like in it! And how well you fit in 'The Knight of the
+ Rueful Countenance' into the signature. I declare your worship is indeed
+ the very devil, and there is nothing you don't know."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Everything is needed for the calling I follow," said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Now then," said Sancho, "let your worship put the order for the three
+ ass-colts on the other side, and sign it very plainly, that they may
+ recognise it at first sight."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and as he had written it he read it
+ to this effect:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Mistress Niece,&mdash;By this first of ass-colts please pay to Sancho
+ Panza, my squire, three of the five I left at home in your charge: said
+ three ass-colts to be paid and delivered for the same number received here
+ in hand, which upon this and upon his receipt shall be duly paid. Done in
+ the heart of the Sierra Morena, the twenty-seventh of August of this
+ present year."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That will do," said Sancho; "now let your worship sign it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is no need to sign it," said Don Quixote, "but merely to put my
+ flourish, which is the same as a signature, and enough for three asses, or
+ even three hundred."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I can trust your worship," returned Sancho; "let me go and saddle
+ Rocinante, and be ready to give me your blessing, for I mean to go at once
+ without seeing the fooleries your worship is going to do; I'll say I saw
+ you do so many that she will not want any more."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "At any rate, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "I should like&mdash;and there is
+ reason for it&mdash;I should like thee, I say, to see me stripped to the
+ skin and performing a dozen or two of insanities, which I can get done in
+ less than half an hour; for having seen them with thine own eyes, thou
+ canst then safely swear to the rest that thou wouldst add; and I promise
+ thee thou wilt not tell of as many as I mean to perform."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For the love of God, master mine," said Sancho, "let me not see your
+ worship stripped, for it will sorely grieve me, and I shall not be able to
+ keep from tears, and my head aches so with all I shed last night for
+ Dapple, that I am not fit to begin any fresh weeping; but if it is your
+ worship's pleasure that I should see some insanities, do them in your
+ clothes, short ones, and such as come readiest to hand; for I myself want
+ nothing of the sort, and, as I have said, it will be a saving of time for
+ my return, which will be with the news your worship desires and deserves.
+ If not, let the lady Dulcinea look to it; if she does not answer
+ reasonably, I swear as solemnly as I can that I will fetch a fair answer
+ out of her stomach with kicks and cuffs; for why should it be borne that a
+ knight-errant as famous as your worship should go mad without rhyme or
+ reason for a&mdash;? Her ladyship had best not drive me to say it, for by
+ God I will speak out and let off everything cheap, even if it doesn't
+ sell: I am pretty good at that! she little knows me; faith, if she knew me
+ she'd be in awe of me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In faith, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "to all appearance thou art no
+ sounder in thy wits than I."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am not so mad," answered Sancho, "but I am more peppery; but apart from
+ all this, what has your worship to eat until I come back? Will you sally
+ out on the road like Cardenio to force it from the shepherds?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let not that anxiety trouble thee," replied Don Quixote, "for even if I
+ had it I should not eat anything but the herbs and the fruits which this
+ meadow and these trees may yield me; the beauty of this business of mine
+ lies in not eating, and in performing other mortifications."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Do you know what I am afraid of?" said Sancho upon this; "that I shall
+ not be able to find my way back to this spot where I am leaving you, it is
+ such an out-of-the-way place."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Observe the landmarks well," said Don Quixote, "for I will try not to go
+ far from this neighbourhood, and I will even take care to mount the
+ highest of these rocks to see if I can discover thee returning; however,
+ not to miss me and lose thyself, the best plan will be to cut some
+ branches of the broom that is so abundant about here, and as thou goest to
+ lay them at intervals until thou hast come out upon the plain; these will
+ serve thee, after the fashion of the clue in the labyrinth of Theseus, as
+ marks and signs for finding me on thy return."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So I will," said Sancho Panza, and having cut some, he asked his master's
+ blessing, and not without many tears on both sides, took his leave of him,
+ and mounting Rocinante, of whom Don Quixote charged him earnestly to have
+ as much care as of his own person, he set out for the plain, strewing at
+ intervals the branches of broom as his master had recommended him; and so
+ he went his way, though Don Quixote still entreated him to see him do were
+ it only a couple of mad acts. He had not gone a hundred paces, however,
+ when he returned and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I must say, senor, your worship said quite right, that in order to be
+ able to swear without a weight on my conscience that I had seen you do mad
+ things, it would be well for me to see if it were only one; though in your
+ worship's remaining here I have seen a very great one."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c25c" id="c25c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c25c.jpg (261K)" src="images/c25c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c25c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Did I not tell thee so?" said Don Quixote. "Wait, Sancho, and I will do
+ them in the saying of a credo," and pulling off his breeches in all haste
+ he stripped himself to his skin and his shirt, and then, without more ado,
+ he cut a couple of gambados in the air, and a couple of somersaults, heels
+ over head, making such a display that, not to see it a second time, Sancho
+ wheeled Rocinante round, and felt easy, and satisfied in his mind that he
+ could swear he had left his master mad; and so we will leave him to follow
+ his road until his return, which was a quick one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c25e" id="c25e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c25e.jpg (20K)" src="images/c25e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch26" id="ch26"></a>CHAPTER XXVI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE PLAYED THE
+ PART OF A LOVER IN THE SIERRA MORENA
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c26a" id="c26a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c26a.jpg (111K)" src="images/c26a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c26a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Returning to the proceedings of him of the Rueful Countenance when he
+ found himself alone, the history says that when Don Quixote had completed
+ the performance of the somersaults or capers, naked from the waist down
+ and clothed from the waist up, and saw that Sancho had gone off without
+ waiting to see any more crazy feats, he climbed up to the top of a high
+ rock, and there set himself to consider what he had several times before
+ considered without ever coming to any conclusion on the point, namely
+ whether it would be better and more to his purpose to imitate the
+ outrageous madness of Roland, or the melancholy madness of Amadis; and
+ communing with himself he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What wonder is it if Roland was so good a knight and so valiant as
+ everyone says he was, when, after all, he was enchanted, and nobody could
+ kill him save by thrusting a corking pin into the sole of his foot, and he
+ always wore shoes with seven iron soles? Though cunning devices did not
+ avail him against Bernardo del Carpio, who knew all about them, and
+ strangled him in his arms at Roncesvalles. But putting the question of his
+ valour aside, let us come to his losing his wits, for certain it is that
+ he did lose them in consequence of the proofs he discovered at the
+ fountain, and the intelligence the shepherd gave him of Angelica having
+ slept more than two siestas with Medoro, a little curly-headed Moor, and
+ page to Agramante. If he was persuaded that this was true, and that his
+ lady had wronged him, it is no wonder that he should have gone mad; but I,
+ how am I to imitate him in his madness, unless I can imitate him in the
+ cause of it? For my Dulcinea, I will venture to swear, never saw a Moor in
+ her life, as he is, in his proper costume, and she is this day as the
+ mother that bore her, and I should plainly be doing her a wrong if,
+ fancying anything else, I were to go mad with the same kind of madness as
+ Roland the Furious. On the other hand, I see that Amadis of Gaul, without
+ losing his senses and without doing anything mad, acquired as a lover as
+ much fame as the most famous; for, according to his history, on finding
+ himself rejected by his lady Oriana, who had ordered him not to appear in
+ her presence until it should be her pleasure, all he did was to retire to
+ the Pena Pobre in company with a hermit, and there he took his fill of
+ weeping until Heaven sent him relief in the midst of his great grief and
+ need. And if this be true, as it is, why should I now take the trouble to
+ strip stark naked, or do mischief to these trees which have done me no
+ harm, or why am I to disturb the clear waters of these brooks which will
+ give me to drink whenever I have a mind? Long live the memory of Amadis
+ and let him be imitated so far as is possible by Don Quixote of La Mancha,
+ of whom it will be said, as was said of the other, that if he did not
+ achieve great things, he died in attempting them; and if I am not repulsed
+ or rejected by my Dulcinea, it is enough for me, as I have said, to be
+ absent from her. And so, now to business; come to my memory ye deeds of
+ Amadis, and show me how I am to begin to imitate you. I know already that
+ what he chiefly did was to pray and commend himself to God; but what am I
+ to do for a rosary, for I have not got one?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then it occurred to him how he might make one, and that was by tearing
+ a great strip off the tail of his shirt which hung down, and making eleven
+ knots on it, one bigger than the rest, and this served him for a rosary
+ all the time he was there, during which he repeated countless ave-marias.
+ But what distressed him greatly was not having another hermit there to
+ confess him and receive consolation from; and so he solaced himself with
+ pacing up and down the little meadow, and writing and carving on the bark
+ of the trees and on the fine sand a multitude of verses all in harmony
+ with his sadness, and some in praise of Dulcinea; but, when he was found
+ there afterwards, the only ones completely legible that could be
+ discovered were those that follow here:
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+Ye on the mountain side that grow,
+ Ye green things all, trees, shrubs, and bushes,
+Are ye aweary of the woe
+ That this poor aching bosom crushes?
+If it disturb you, and I owe
+ Some reparation, it may be a
+Defence for me to let you know
+Don Quixote's tears are on the flow,
+ And all for distant Dulcinea
+ Del Toboso.
+
+The lealest lover time can show,
+ Doomed for a lady-love to languish,
+Among these solitudes doth go,
+ A prey to every kind of anguish.
+Why Love should like a spiteful foe
+ Thus use him, he hath no idea,
+But hogsheads full&mdash;this doth he know&mdash;
+Don Quixote's tears are on the flow,
+ And all for distant Dulcinea
+ Del Toboso.
+
+Adventure-seeking doth he go
+ Up rugged heights, down rocky valleys,
+But hill or dale, or high or low,
+ Mishap attendeth all his sallies:
+Love still pursues him to and fro,
+ And plies his cruel scourge&mdash;ah me! a
+Relentless fate, an endless woe;
+Don Quixote's tears are on the flow,
+ And all for distant Dulcinea
+ Del Toboso.
+</pre>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The addition of "Del Toboso" to Dulcinea's name gave rise to no little
+ laughter among those who found the above lines, for they suspected Don
+ Quixote must have fancied that unless he added "del Toboso" when he
+ introduced the name of Dulcinea the verse would be unintelligible; which
+ was indeed the fact, as he himself afterwards admitted. He wrote many
+ more, but, as has been said, these three verses were all that could be
+ plainly and perfectly deciphered. In this way, and in sighing and calling
+ on the fauns and satyrs of the woods and the nymphs of the streams, and
+ Echo, moist and mournful, to answer, console, and hear him, as well as in
+ looking for herbs to sustain him, he passed his time until Sancho's
+ return; and had that been delayed three weeks, as it was three days, the
+ Knight of the Rueful Countenance would have worn such an altered
+ countenance that the mother that bore him would not have known him: and
+ here it will be well to leave him, wrapped up in sighs and verses, to
+ relate how Sancho Panza fared on his mission.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As for him, coming out upon the high road, he made for El Toboso, and the
+ next day reached the inn where the mishap of the blanket had befallen him.
+ As soon as he recognised it he felt as if he were once more living through
+ the air, and he could not bring himself to enter it though it was an hour
+ when he might well have done so, for it was dinner-time, and he longed to
+ taste something hot as it had been all cold fare with him for many days
+ past. This craving drove him to draw near to the inn, still undecided
+ whether to go in or not, and as he was hesitating there came out two
+ persons who at once recognised him, and said one to the other:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor licentiate, is not he on the horse there Sancho Panza who, our
+ adventurer's housekeeper told us, went off with her master as esquire?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So it is," said the licentiate, "and that is our friend Don Quixote's
+ horse;" and if they knew him so well it was because they were the curate
+ and the barber of his own village, the same who had carried out the
+ scrutiny and sentence upon the books; and as soon as they recognised
+ Sancho Panza and Rocinante, being anxious to hear of Don Quixote, they
+ approached, and calling him by his name the curate said, "Friend Sancho
+ Panza, where is your master?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho recognised them at once, and determined to keep secret the place
+ and circumstances where and under which he had left his master, so he
+ replied that his master was engaged in a certain quarter on a certain
+ matter of great importance to him which he could not disclose for the eyes
+ in his head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nay, nay," said the barber, "if you don't tell us where he is, Sancho
+ Panza, we will suspect as we suspect already, that you have murdered and
+ robbed him, for here you are mounted on his horse; in fact, you must
+ produce the master of the hack, or else take the consequences."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is no need of threats with me," said Sancho, "for I am not a man to
+ rob or murder anybody; let his own fate, or God who made him, kill each
+ one; my master is engaged very much to his taste doing penance in the
+ midst of these mountains;" and then, offhand and without stopping, he told
+ them how he had left him, what adventures had befallen him, and how he was
+ carrying a letter to the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, the daughter of Lorenzo
+ Corchuelo, with whom he was over head and ears in love. They were both
+ amazed at what Sancho Panza told them; for though they were aware of Don
+ Quixote's madness and the nature of it, each time they heard of it they
+ were filled with fresh wonder. They then asked Sancho Panza to show them
+ the letter he was carrying to the lady Dulcinea del Toboso. He said it was
+ written in a note-book, and that his master's directions were that he
+ should have it copied on paper at the first village he came to. On this
+ the curate said if he showed it to him, he himself would make a fair copy
+ of it. Sancho put his hand into his bosom in search of the note-book but
+ could not find it, nor, if he had been searching until now, could he have
+ found it, for Don Quixote had kept it, and had never given it to him, nor
+ had he himself thought of asking for it. When Sancho discovered he could
+ not find the book his face grew deadly pale, and in great haste he again
+ felt his body all over, and seeing plainly it was not to be found, without
+ more ado he seized his beard with both hands and plucked away half of it,
+ and then, as quick as he could and without stopping, gave himself half a
+ dozen cuffs on the face and nose till they were bathed in blood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Seeing this, the curate and the barber asked him what had happened him
+ that he gave himself such rough treatment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What should happen to me?" replied Sancho, "but to have lost from one hand
+ to the other, in a moment, three ass-colts, each of them like a castle?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How is that?" said the barber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have lost the note-book," said Sancho, "that contained the letter to
+ Dulcinea, and an order signed by my master in which he directed his niece
+ to give me three ass-colts out of four or five he had at home;" and he
+ then told them about the loss of Dapple.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The curate consoled him, telling him that when his master was found he
+ would get him to renew the order, and make a fresh draft on paper, as was
+ usual and customary; for those made in notebooks were never accepted or
+ honoured.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho comforted himself with this, and said if that were so the loss of
+ Dulcinea's letter did not trouble him much, for he had it almost by heart,
+ and it could be taken down from him wherever and whenever they liked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Repeat it then, Sancho," said the barber, "and we will write it down
+ afterwards."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho Panza stopped to scratch his head to bring back the letter to his
+ memory, and balanced himself now on one foot, now the other, one moment
+ staring at the ground, the next at the sky, and after having half gnawed
+ off the end of a finger and kept them in suspense waiting for him to
+ begin, he said, after a long pause, "By God, senor licentiate, devil a
+ thing can I recollect of the letter; but it said at the beginning,
+ 'Exalted and scrubbing Lady.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It cannot have said 'scrubbing,'" said the barber, "but 'superhuman' or
+ 'sovereign.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is it," said Sancho; "then, as well as I remember, it went on, 'The
+ wounded, and wanting of sleep, and the pierced, kisses your worship's
+ hands, ungrateful and very unrecognised fair one; and it said something or
+ other about health and sickness that he was sending her; and from that it
+ went tailing off until it ended with 'Yours till death, the Knight of the
+ Rueful Countenance."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It gave them no little amusement, both of them, to see what a good memory
+ Sancho had, and they complimented him greatly upon it, and begged him to
+ repeat the letter a couple of times more, so that they too might get it by
+ heart to write it out by-and-by. Sancho repeated it three times, and as he
+ did, uttered three thousand more absurdities; then he told them more about
+ his master but he never said a word about the blanketing that had befallen
+ himself in that inn, into which he refused to enter. He told them,
+ moreover, how his lord, if he brought him a favourable answer from the
+ lady Dulcinea del Toboso, was to put himself in the way of endeavouring to
+ become an emperor, or at least a monarch; for it had been so settled
+ between them, and with his personal worth and the might of his arm it was
+ an easy matter to come to be one: and how on becoming one his lord was to
+ make a marriage for him (for he would be a widower by that time, as a
+ matter of course) and was to give him as a wife one of the damsels of the
+ empress, the heiress of some rich and grand state on the mainland, having
+ nothing to do with islands of any sort, for he did not care for them now.
+ All this Sancho delivered with so much composure&mdash;wiping his nose
+ from time to time&mdash;and with so little common-sense that his two
+ hearers were again filled with wonder at the force of Don Quixote's
+ madness that could run away with this poor man's reason. They did not care
+ to take the trouble of disabusing him of his error, as they considered
+ that since it did not in any way hurt his conscience it would be better to
+ leave him in it, and they would have all the more amusement in listening
+ to his simplicities; and so they bade him pray to God for his lord's
+ health, as it was a very likely and a very feasible thing for him in
+ course of time to come to be an emperor, as he said, or at least an
+ archbishop or some other dignitary of equal rank.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Sancho made answer, "If fortune, sirs, should bring things about
+ in such a way that my master should have a mind, instead of being an
+ emperor, to be an archbishop, I should like to know what
+ archbishops-errant commonly give their squires?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "They commonly give them," said the curate, some simple benefice or cure,
+ or some place as sacristan which brings them a good fixed income, not
+ counting the altar fees, which may be reckoned at as much more."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But for that," said Sancho, "the squire must be unmarried, and must know,
+ at any rate, how to help at mass, and if that be so, woe is me, for I am
+ married already and I don't know the first letter of the A B C. What will
+ become of me if my master takes a fancy to be an archbishop and not an
+ emperor, as is usual and customary with knights-errant?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be not uneasy, friend Sancho," said the barber, "for we will entreat your
+ master, and advise him, even urging it upon him as a case of conscience,
+ to become an emperor and not an archbishop, because it will be easier for
+ him as he is more valiant than lettered."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So I have thought," said Sancho; "though I can tell you he is fit for
+ anything: what I mean to do for my part is to pray to our Lord to place
+ him where it may be best for him, and where he may be able to bestow most
+ favours upon me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You speak like a man of sense," said the curate, "and you will be acting
+ like a good Christian; but what must now be done is to take steps to coax
+ your master out of that useless penance you say he is performing; and we
+ had best turn into this inn to consider what plan to adopt, and also to
+ dine, for it is now time."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho said they might go in, but that he would wait there outside, and
+ that he would tell them afterwards the reason why he was unwilling, and
+ why it did not suit him to enter it; but he begged them to bring him out
+ something to eat, and to let it be hot, and also to bring barley for
+ Rocinante. They left him and went in, and presently the barber brought him
+ out something to eat. By-and-by, after they had between them carefully
+ thought over what they should do to carry out their object, the curate hit
+ upon an idea very well adapted to humour Don Quixote, and effect their
+ purpose; and his notion, which he explained to the barber, was that he
+ himself should assume the disguise of a wandering damsel, while the other
+ should try as best he could to pass for a squire, and that they should
+ thus proceed to where Don Quixote was, and he, pretending to be an
+ aggrieved and distressed damsel, should ask a favour of him, which as a
+ valiant knight-errant he could not refuse to grant; and the favour he
+ meant to ask him was that he should accompany her whither she would
+ conduct him, in order to redress a wrong which a wicked knight had done
+ her, while at the same time she should entreat him not to require her to
+ remove her mask, nor ask her any question touching her circumstances until
+ he had righted her with the wicked knight. And he had no doubt that Don
+ Quixote would comply with any request made in these terms, and that in
+ this way they might remove him and take him to his own village, where they
+ would endeavour to find out if his extraordinary madness admitted of any
+ kind of remedy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c26e" id="c26e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c26e.jpg (48K)" src="images/c26e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch27" id="ch27"></a>CHAPTER XXVII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF HOW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; TOGETHER
+ WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c27a" id="c27a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c27a.jpg (169K)" src="images/c27a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c27a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The curate's plan did not seem a bad one to the barber, but on the
+ contrary so good that they immediately set about putting it in execution.
+ They begged a petticoat and hood of the landlady, leaving her in pledge a
+ new cassock of the curate's; and the barber made a beard out of a
+ grey-brown or red ox-tail in which the landlord used to stick his comb.
+ The landlady asked them what they wanted these things for, and the curate
+ told her in a few words about the madness of Don Quixote, and how this
+ disguise was intended to get him away from the mountain where he then was.
+ The landlord and landlady immediately came to the conclusion that the
+ madman was their guest, the balsam man and master of the blanketed squire,
+ and they told the curate all that had passed between him and them, not
+ omitting what Sancho had been so silent about. Finally the landlady
+ dressed up the curate in a style that left nothing to be desired; she put
+ on him a cloth petticoat with black velvet stripes a palm broad, all
+ slashed, and a bodice of green velvet set off by a binding of white satin,
+ which as well as the petticoat must have been made in the time of king
+ Wamba. The curate would not let them hood him, but put on his head a
+ little quilted linen cap which he used for a night-cap, and bound his
+ forehead with a strip of black silk, while with another he made a mask
+ with which he concealed his beard and face very well. He then put on his
+ hat, which was broad enough to serve him for an umbrella, and enveloping
+ himself in his cloak seated himself woman-fashion on his mule, while the
+ barber mounted his with a beard down to the waist of mingled red and
+ white, for it was, as has been said, the tail of a clay-red ox.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They took leave of all, and of the good Maritornes, who, sinner as she
+ was, promised to pray a rosary of prayers that God might grant them
+ success in such an arduous and Christian undertaking as that they had in
+ hand. But hardly had he sallied forth from the inn when it struck the
+ curate that he was doing wrong in rigging himself out in that fashion, as
+ it was an indecorous thing for a priest to dress himself that way even
+ though much might depend upon it; and saying so to the barber he begged
+ him to change dresses, as it was fitter he should be the distressed
+ damsel, while he himself would play the squire's part, which would be less
+ derogatory to his dignity; otherwise he was resolved to have nothing more
+ to do with the matter, and let the devil take Don Quixote. Just at this
+ moment Sancho came up, and on seeing the pair in such a costume he was
+ unable to restrain his laughter; the barber, however, agreed to do as the
+ curate wished, and, altering their plan, the curate went on to instruct
+ him how to play his part and what to say to Don Quixote to induce and
+ compel him to come with them and give up his fancy for the place he had
+ chosen for his idle penance. The barber told him he could manage it
+ properly without any instruction, and as he did not care to dress himself
+ up until they were near where Don Quixote was, he folded up the garments,
+ and the curate adjusted his beard, and they set out under the guidance of
+ Sancho Panza, who went along telling them of the encounter with the madman
+ they met in the Sierra, saying nothing, however, about the finding of the
+ valise and its contents; for with all his simplicity the lad was a trifle
+ covetous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day they reached the place where Sancho had laid the
+ broom-branches as marks to direct him to where he had left his master, and
+ recognising it he told them that here was the entrance, and that they
+ would do well to dress themselves, if that was required to deliver his
+ master; for they had already told him that going in this guise and
+ dressing in this way were of the highest importance in order to rescue his
+ master from the pernicious life he had adopted; and they charged him
+ strictly not to tell his master who they were, or that he knew them, and
+ should he ask, as ask he would, if he had given the letter to Dulcinea, to
+ say that he had, and that, as she did not know how to read, she had given
+ an answer by word of mouth, saying that she commanded him, on pain of her
+ displeasure, to come and see her at once; and it was a very important
+ matter for himself, because in this way and with what they meant to say to
+ him they felt sure of bringing him back to a better mode of life and
+ inducing him to take immediate steps to become an emperor or monarch, for
+ there was no fear of his becoming an archbishop. All this Sancho listened
+ to and fixed it well in his memory, and thanked them heartily for
+ intending to recommend his master to be an emperor instead of an
+ archbishop, for he felt sure that in the way of bestowing rewards on their
+ squires emperors could do more than archbishops-errant. He said, too, that
+ it would be as well for him to go on before them to find him, and give him
+ his lady's answer; for that perhaps might be enough to bring him away from
+ the place without putting them to all this trouble. They approved of what
+ Sancho proposed, and resolved to wait for him until he brought back word
+ of having found his master.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho pushed on into the glens of the Sierra, leaving them in one through
+ which there flowed a little gentle rivulet, and where the rocks and trees
+ afforded a cool and grateful shade. It was an August day with all the heat
+ of one, and the heat in those parts is intense, and the hour was three in
+ the afternoon, all which made the spot the more inviting and tempted them
+ to wait there for Sancho's return, which they did. They were reposing,
+ then, in the shade, when a voice unaccompanied by the notes of any
+ instrument, but sweet and pleasing in its tone, reached their ears, at
+ which they were not a little astonished, as the place did not seem to them
+ likely quarters for one who sang so well; for though it is often said that
+ shepherds of rare voice are to be found in the woods and fields, this is
+ rather a flight of the poet's fancy than the truth. And still more
+ surprised were they when they perceived that what they heard sung were the
+ verses not of rustic shepherds, but of the polished wits of the city; and
+ so it proved, for the verses they heard were these:
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+What makes my quest of happiness seem vain?
+ Disdain.
+What bids me to abandon hope of ease?
+ Jealousies.
+What holds my heart in anguish of suspense?
+ Absence.
+ If that be so, then for my grief
+ Where shall I turn to seek relief,
+ When hope on every side lies slain
+ By Absence, Jealousies, Disdain?
+
+What the prime cause of all my woe doth prove?
+ Love.
+What at my glory ever looks askance?
+ Chance.
+Whence is permission to afflict me given?
+ Heaven.
+ If that be so, I but await
+ The stroke of a resistless fate,
+ Since, working for my woe, these three,
+ Love, Chance and Heaven, in league I see.
+
+What must I do to find a remedy?
+ Die.
+What is the lure for love when coy and strange?
+ Change.
+What, if all fail, will cure the heart of sadness?
+ Madness.
+ If that be so, it is but folly
+ To seek a cure for melancholy:
+ Ask where it lies; the answer saith
+ In Change, in Madness, or in Death.
+</pre>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The hour, the summer season, the solitary place, the voice and skill of
+ the singer, all contributed to the wonder and delight of the two
+ listeners, who remained still waiting to hear something more; finding,
+ however, that the silence continued some little time, they resolved to go
+ in search of the musician who sang with so fine a voice; but just as they
+ were about to do so they were checked by the same voice, which once more
+ fell upon their ears, singing this
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+SONNET
+
+When heavenward, holy Friendship, thou didst go
+ Soaring to seek thy home beyond the sky,
+ And take thy seat among the saints on high,
+It was thy will to leave on earth below
+Thy semblance, and upon it to bestow
+ Thy veil, wherewith at times hypocrisy,
+ Parading in thy shape, deceives the eye,
+And makes its vileness bright as virtue show.
+Friendship, return to us, or force the cheat
+ That wears it now, thy livery to restore,
+ By aid whereof sincerity is slain.
+If thou wilt not unmask thy counterfeit,
+ This earth will be the prey of strife once more,
+ As when primaeval discord held its reign.
+
+</pre>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The song ended with a deep sigh, and again the listeners remained waiting
+ attentively for the singer to resume; but perceiving that the music had
+ now turned to sobs and heart-rending moans they determined to find out who
+ the unhappy being could be whose voice was as rare as his sighs were
+ piteous, and they had not proceeded far when on turning the corner of a
+ rock they discovered a man of the same aspect and appearance as Sancho had
+ described to them when he told them the story of Cardenio. He, showing no
+ astonishment when he saw them, stood still with his head bent down upon
+ his breast like one in deep thought, without raising his eyes to look at
+ them after the first glance when they suddenly came upon him. The curate,
+ who was aware of his misfortune and recognised him by the description,
+ being a man of good address, approached him and in a few sensible words
+ entreated and urged him to quit a life of such misery, lest he should end
+ it there, which would be the greatest of all misfortunes. Cardenio was
+ then in his right mind, free from any attack of that madness which so
+ frequently carried him away, and seeing them dressed in a fashion so
+ unusual among the frequenters of those wilds, could not help showing some
+ surprise, especially when he heard them speak of his case as if it were a
+ well-known matter (for the curate's words gave him to understand as much)
+ so he replied to them thus:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I see plainly, sirs, whoever you may be, that Heaven, whose care it is to
+ succour the good, and even the wicked very often, here, in this remote
+ spot, cut off from human intercourse, sends me, though I deserve it not,
+ those who seek to draw me away from this to some better retreat, showing
+ me by many and forcible arguments how unreasonably I act in leading the
+ life I do; but as they know, that if I escape from this evil I shall fall
+ into another still greater, perhaps they will set me down as a weak-minded
+ man, or, what is worse, one devoid of reason; nor would it be any wonder,
+ for I myself can perceive that the effect of the recollection of my
+ misfortunes is so great and works so powerfully to my ruin, that in spite
+ of myself I become at times like a stone, without feeling or
+ consciousness; and I come to feel the truth of it when they tell me and
+ show me proofs of the things I have done when the terrible fit overmasters
+ me; and all I can do is bewail my lot in vain, and idly curse my destiny,
+ and plead for my madness by telling how it was caused, to any that care to
+ hear it; for no reasonable beings on learning the cause will wonder at the
+ effects; and if they cannot help me at least they will not blame me, and
+ the repugnance they feel at my wild ways will turn into pity for my woes.
+ If it be, sirs, that you are here with the same design as others have come
+ wah, before you proceed with your wise arguments, I entreat you to hear
+ the story of my countless misfortunes, for perhaps when you have heard it
+ you will spare yourselves the trouble you would take in offering
+ consolation to grief that is beyond the reach of it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As they, both of them, desired nothing more than to hear from his own lips
+ the cause of his suffering, they entreated him to tell it, promising not
+ to do anything for his relief or comfort that he did not wish; and
+ thereupon the unhappy gentleman began his sad story in nearly the same
+ words and manner in which he had related it to Don Quixote and the
+ goatherd a few days before, when, through Master Elisabad, and Don
+ Quixote's scrupulous observance of what was due to chivalry, the tale was
+ left unfinished, as this history has already recorded; but now fortunately
+ the mad fit kept off, allowed him to tell it to the end; and so, coming to
+ the incident of the note which Don Fernando had found in the volume of
+ "Amadis of Gaul," Cardenio said that he remembered it perfectly and that
+ it was in these words:
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "Luscinda to Cardenio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Every day I discover merits in you that oblige and compel me to hold
+ you in higher estimation; so if you desire to relieve me of this
+ obligation without cost to my honour, you may easily do so. I have a
+ father who knows you and loves me dearly, who without putting any
+ constraint on my inclination will grant what will be reasonable for you
+ to have, if it be that you value me as you say and as I believe you do."
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ "By this letter I was induced, as I told you, to demand Luscinda for my
+ wife, and it was through it that Luscinda came to be regarded by Don
+ Fernando as one of the most discreet and prudent women of the day, and
+ this letter it was that suggested his design of ruining me before mine
+ could be carried into effect. I told Don Fernando that all Luscinda's
+ father was waiting for was that mine should ask her of him, which I did
+ not dare to suggest to him, fearing that he would not consent to do so;
+ not because he did not know perfectly well the rank, goodness, virtue, and
+ beauty of Luscinda, and that she had qualities that would do honour to any
+ family in Spain, but because I was aware that he did not wish me to marry
+ so soon, before seeing what the Duke Ricardo would do for me. In short, I
+ told him I did not venture to mention it to my father, as well on account
+ of that difficulty, as of many others that discouraged me though I knew
+ not well what they were, only that it seemed to me that what I desired was
+ never to come to pass. To all this Don Fernando answered that he would
+ take it upon himself to speak to my father, and persuade him to speak to
+ Luscinda's father. O, ambitious Marius! O, cruel Catiline! O, wicked
+ Sylla! O, perfidious Ganelon! O, treacherous Vellido! O, vindictive
+ Julian! O, covetous Judas! Traitor, cruel, vindictive, and perfidious,
+ wherein had this poor wretch failed in his fidelity, who with such
+ frankness showed thee the secrets and the joys of his heart? What offence
+ did I commit? What words did I utter, or what counsels did I give that had
+ not the furtherance of thy honour and welfare for their aim? But, woe is
+ me, wherefore do I complain? for sure it is that when misfortunes spring
+ from the stars, descending from on high they fall upon us with such fury
+ and violence that no power on earth can check their course nor human
+ device stay their coming. Who could have thought that Don Fernando, a
+ highborn gentleman, intelligent, bound to me by gratitude for my services,
+ one that could win the object of his love wherever he might set his
+ affections, could have become so obdurate, as they say, as to rob me of my
+ one ewe lamb that was not even yet in my possession? But laying aside
+ these useless and unavailing reflections, let us take up the broken thread
+ of my unhappy story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "To proceed, then: Don Fernando finding my presence an obstacle to the
+ execution of his treacherous and wicked design, resolved to send me to his
+ elder brother under the pretext of asking money from him to pay for six
+ horses which, purposely, and with the sole object of sending me away that
+ he might the better carry out his infernal scheme, he had purchased the
+ very day he offered to speak to my father, and the price of which he now
+ desired me to fetch. Could I have anticipated this treachery? Could I by
+ any chance have suspected it? Nay; so far from that, I offered with the
+ greatest pleasure to go at once, in my satisfaction at the good bargain
+ that had been made. That night I spoke with Luscinda, and told her what
+ had been agreed upon with Don Fernando, and how I had strong hopes of our
+ fair and reasonable wishes being realised. She, as unsuspicious as I was
+ of the treachery of Don Fernando, bade me try to return speedily, as she
+ believed the fulfilment of our desires would be delayed only so long as my
+ father put off speaking to hers. I know not why it was that on saying this
+ to me her eyes filled with tears, and there came a lump in her throat that
+ prevented her from uttering a word of many more that it seemed to me she
+ was striving to say to me. I was astonished at this unusual turn, which I
+ never before observed in her. for we always conversed, whenever good
+ fortune and my ingenuity gave us the chance, with the greatest gaiety and
+ cheerfulness, mingling tears, sighs, jealousies, doubts, or fears with our
+ words; it was all on my part a eulogy of my good fortune that Heaven
+ should have given her to me for my mistress; I glorified her beauty, I
+ extolled her worth and her understanding; and she paid me back by praising
+ in me what in her love for me she thought worthy of praise; and besides we
+ had a hundred thousand trifles and doings of our neighbours and
+ acquaintances to talk about, and the utmost extent of my boldness was to
+ take, almost by force, one of her fair white hands and carry it to my
+ lips, as well as the closeness of the low grating that separated us
+ allowed me. But the night before the unhappy day of my departure she wept,
+ she moaned, she sighed, and she withdrew leaving me filled with perplexity
+ and amazement, overwhelmed at the sight of such strange and affecting
+ signs of grief and sorrow in Luscinda; but not to dash my hopes I ascribed
+ it all to the depth of her love for me and the pain that separation gives
+ those who love tenderly. At last I took my departure, sad and dejected, my
+ heart filled with fancies and suspicions, but not knowing well what it was
+ I suspected or fancied; plain omens pointing to the sad event and
+ misfortune that was awaiting me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I reached the place whither I had been sent, gave the letter to Don
+ Fernando's brother, and was kindly received but not promptly dismissed,
+ for he desired me to wait, very much against my will, eight days in some
+ place where the duke his father was not likely to see me, as his brother
+ wrote that the money was to be sent without his knowledge; all of which
+ was a scheme of the treacherous Don Fernando, for his brother had no want
+ of money to enable him to despatch me at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The command was one that exposed me to the temptation of disobeying it,
+ as it seemed to me impossible to endure life for so many days separated
+ from Luscinda, especially after leaving her in the sorrowful mood I have
+ described to you; nevertheless as a dutiful servant I obeyed, though I
+ felt it would be at the cost of my well-being. But four days later there
+ came a man in quest of me with a letter which he gave me, and which by the
+ address I perceived to be from Luscinda, as the writing was hers. I opened
+ it with fear and trepidation, persuaded that it must be something serious
+ that had impelled her to write to me when at a distance, as she seldom did
+ so when I was near. Before reading it I asked the man who it was that had
+ given it to him, and how long he had been upon the road; he told me that
+ as he happened to be passing through one of the streets of the city at the
+ hour of noon, a very beautiful lady called to him from a window, and with
+ tears in her eyes said to him hurriedly, 'Brother, if you are, as you seem
+ to be, a Christian, for the love of God I entreat you to have this letter
+ despatched without a moment's delay to the place and person named in the
+ address, all which is well known, and by this you will render a great
+ service to our Lord; and that you may be at no inconvenience in doing so
+ take what is in this handkerchief;' and said he, 'with this she threw me a
+ handkerchief out of the window in which were tied up a hundred reals and
+ this gold ring which I bring here together with the letter I have given
+ you. And then without waiting for any answer she left the window, though
+ not before she saw me take the letter and the handkerchief, and I had by
+ signs let her know that I would do as she bade me; and so, seeing myself
+ so well paid for the trouble I would have in bringing it to you, and
+ knowing by the address that it was to you it was sent (for, senor, I know
+ you very well), and also unable to resist that beautiful lady's tears, I
+ resolved to trust no one else, but to come myself and give it to you, and
+ in sixteen hours from the time when it was given me I have made the
+ journey, which, as you know, is eighteen leagues.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All the while the good-natured improvised courier was telling me this, I
+ hung upon his words, my legs trembling under me so that I could scarcely
+ stand. However, I opened the letter and read these words:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'The promise Don Fernando gave you to urge your father to speak to mine,
+ he has fulfilled much more to his own satisfaction than to your advantage.
+ I have to tell you, senor, that he has demanded me for a wife, and my
+ father, led away by what he considers Don Fernando's superiority over you,
+ has favoured his suit so cordially, that in two days hence the betrothal
+ is to take place with such secrecy and so privately that the only
+ witnesses are to be the Heavens above and a few of the household. Picture
+ to yourself the state I am in; judge if it be urgent for you to come; the
+ issue of the affair will show you whether I love you or not. God grant
+ this may come to your hand before mine shall be forced to link itself with
+ his who keeps so ill the faith that he has pledged.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Such, in brief, were the words of the letter, words that made me set out
+ at once without waiting any longer for reply or money; for I now saw
+ clearly that it was not the purchase of horses but of his own pleasure
+ that had made Don Fernando send me to his brother. The exasperation I felt
+ against Don Fernando, joined with the fear of losing the prize I had won
+ by so many years of love and devotion, lent me wings; so that almost
+ flying I reached home the same day, by the hour which served for speaking
+ with Luscinda. I arrived unobserved, and left the mule on which I had come
+ at the house of the worthy man who had brought me the letter, and fortune
+ was pleased to be for once so kind that I found Luscinda at the grating
+ that was the witness of our loves. She recognised me at once, and I her,
+ but not as she ought to have recognised me, or I her. But who is there in
+ the world that can boast of having fathomed or understood the wavering
+ mind and unstable nature of a woman? Of a truth no one. To proceed: as
+ soon as Luscinda saw me she said, 'Cardenio, I am in my bridal dress, and
+ the treacherous Don Fernando and my covetous father are waiting for me in
+ the hall with the other witnesses, who shall be the witnesses of my death
+ before they witness my betrothal. Be not distressed, my friend, but
+ contrive to be present at this sacrifice, and if that cannot be prevented
+ by my words, I have a dagger concealed which will prevent more deliberate
+ violence, putting an end to my life and giving thee a first proof of the
+ love I have borne and bear thee.' I replied to her distractedly and
+ hastily, in fear lest I should not have time to reply, 'May thy words be
+ verified by thy deeds, lady; and if thou hast a dagger to save thy honour,
+ I have a sword to defend thee or kill myself if fortune be against us.'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I think she could not have heard all these words, for I perceived that
+ they called her away in haste, as the bridegroom was waiting. Now the
+ night of my sorrow set in, the sun of my happiness went down, I felt my
+ eyes bereft of sight, my mind of reason. I could not enter the house, nor
+ was I capable of any movement; but reflecting how important it was that I
+ should be present at what might take place on the occasion, I nerved
+ myself as best I could and went in, for I well knew all the entrances and
+ outlets; and besides, with the confusion that in secret pervaded the house
+ no one took notice of me, so, without being seen, I found an opportunity
+ of placing myself in the recess formed by a window of the hall itself, and
+ concealed by the ends and borders of two tapestries, from between which I
+ could, without being seen, see all that took place in the room. Who could
+ describe the agitation of heart I suffered as I stood there&mdash;the
+ thoughts that came to me&mdash;the reflections that passed through my
+ mind? They were such as cannot be, nor were it well they should be, told.
+ Suffice it to say that the bridegroom entered the hall in his usual dress,
+ without ornament of any kind; as groomsman he had with him a cousin of
+ Luscinda's and except the servants of the house there was no one else in
+ the chamber. Soon afterwards Luscinda came out from an antechamber,
+ attended by her mother and two of her damsels, arrayed and adorned as
+ became her rank and beauty, and in full festival and ceremonial attire. My
+ anxiety and distraction did not allow me to observe or notice particularly
+ what she wore; I could only perceive the colours, which were crimson and
+ white, and the glitter of the gems and jewels on her head dress and
+ apparel, surpassed by the rare beauty of her lovely auburn hair that vying
+ with the precious stones and the light of the four torches that stood in
+ the hall shone with a brighter gleam than all. Oh memory, mortal foe of my
+ peace! why bring before me now the incomparable beauty of that adored
+ enemy of mine? Were it not better, cruel memory, to remind me and recall
+ what she then did, that stirred by a wrong so glaring I may seek, if not
+ vengeance now, at least to rid myself of life? Be not weary, sirs, of
+ listening to these digressions; my sorrow is not one of those that can or
+ should be told tersely and briefly, for to me each incident seems to call
+ for many words."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this the curate replied that not only were they not weary of listening
+ to him, but that the details he mentioned interested them greatly, being
+ of a kind by no means to be omitted and deserving of the same attention as
+ the main story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "To proceed, then," continued Cardenio: "all being assembled in the hall,
+ the priest of the parish came in and as he took the pair by the hand to
+ perform the requisite ceremony, at the words, 'Will you, Senora Luscinda,
+ take Senor Don Fernando, here present, for your lawful husband, as the
+ holy Mother Church ordains?' I thrust my head and neck out from between
+ the tapestries, and with eager ears and throbbing heart set myself to
+ listen to Luscinda's answer, awaiting in her reply the sentence of death
+ or the grant of life. Oh, that I had but dared at that moment to rush
+ forward crying aloud, 'Luscinda, Luscinda! have a care what thou dost;
+ remember what thou owest me; bethink thee thou art mine and canst not be
+ another's; reflect that thy utterance of "Yes" and the end of my life will
+ come at the same instant. O, treacherous Don Fernando! robber of my glory,
+ death of my life! What seekest thou? Remember that thou canst not as a
+ Christian attain the object of thy wishes, for Luscinda is my bride, and I
+ am her husband!' Fool that I am! now that I am far away, and out of
+ danger, I say I should have done what I did not do: now that I have
+ allowed my precious treasure to be robbed from me, I curse the robber, on
+ whom I might have taken vengeance had I as much heart for it as I have for
+ bewailing my fate; in short, as I was then a coward and a fool, little
+ wonder is it if I am now dying shame-stricken, remorseful, and mad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The priest stood waiting for the answer of Luscinda, who for a long time
+ withheld it; and just as I thought she was taking out the dagger to save
+ her honour, or struggling for words to make some declaration of the truth
+ on my behalf, I heard her say in a faint and feeble voice, 'I will:' Don
+ Fernando said the same, and giving her the ring they stood linked by a
+ knot that could never be loosed. The bridegroom then approached to embrace
+ his bride; and she, pressing her hand upon her heart, fell fainting in her
+ mother's arms. It only remains now for me to tell you the state I was in
+ when in that consent that I heard I saw all my hopes mocked, the words and
+ promises of Luscinda proved falsehoods, and the recovery of the prize I
+ had that instant lost rendered impossible for ever. I stood stupefied,
+ wholly abandoned, it seemed, by Heaven, declared the enemy of the earth
+ that bore me, the air refusing me breath for my sighs, the water moisture
+ for my tears; it was only the fire that gathered strength so that my whole
+ frame glowed with rage and jealousy. They were all thrown into confusion
+ by Luscinda's fainting, and as her mother was unlacing her to give her air
+ a sealed paper was discovered in her bosom which Don Fernando seized at
+ once and began to read by the light of one of the torches. As soon as he
+ had read it he seated himself in a chair, leaning his cheek on his hand in
+ the attitude of one deep in thought, without taking any part in the
+ efforts that were being made to recover his bride from her fainting fit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Seeing all the household in confusion, I ventured to come out regardless
+ whether I were seen or not, and determined, if I were, to do some frenzied
+ deed that would prove to all the world the righteous indignation of my
+ breast in the punishment of the treacherous Don Fernando, and even in that
+ of the fickle fainting traitress. But my fate, doubtless reserving me for
+ greater sorrows, if such there be, so ordered it that just then I had
+ enough and to spare of that reason which has since been wanting to me; and
+ so, without seeking to take vengeance on my greatest enemies (which might
+ have been easily taken, as all thought of me was so far from their minds),
+ I resolved to take it upon myself, and on myself to inflict the pain they
+ deserved, perhaps with even greater severity than I should have dealt out
+ to them had I then slain them; for sudden pain is soon over, but that
+ which is protracted by tortures is ever slaying without ending life. In a
+ word, I quitted the house and reached that of the man with whom I had left
+ my mule; I made him saddle it for me, mounted without bidding him
+ farewell, and rode out of the city, like another Lot, not daring to turn
+ my head to look back upon it; and when I found myself alone in the open
+ country, screened by the darkness of the night, and tempted by the
+ stillness to give vent to my grief without apprehension or fear of being
+ heard or seen, then I broke silence and lifted up my voice in maledictions
+ upon Luscinda and Don Fernando, as if I could thus avenge the wrong they
+ had done me. I called her cruel, ungrateful, false, thankless, but above
+ all covetous, since the wealth of my enemy had blinded the eyes of her
+ affection, and turned it from me to transfer it to one to whom fortune had
+ been more generous and liberal. And yet, in the midst of this outburst of
+ execration and upbraiding, I found excuses for her, saying it was no
+ wonder that a young girl in the seclusion of her parents' house, trained
+ and schooled to obey them always, should have been ready to yield to their
+ wishes when they offered her for a husband a gentleman of such
+ distinction, wealth, and noble birth, that if she had refused to accept
+ him she would have been thought out of her senses, or to have set her
+ affection elsewhere, a suspicion injurious to her fair name and fame. But
+ then again, I said, had she declared I was her husband, they would have
+ seen that in choosing me she had not chosen so ill but that they might
+ excuse her, for before Don Fernando had made his offer, they themselves
+ could not have desired, if their desires had been ruled by reason, a more
+ eligible husband for their daughter than I was; and she, before taking the
+ last fatal step of giving her hand, might easily have said that I had
+ already given her mine, for I should have come forward to support any
+ assertion of hers to that effect. In short, I came to the conclusion that
+ feeble love, little reflection, great ambition, and a craving for rank,
+ had made her forget the words with which she had deceived me, encouraged
+ and supported by my firm hopes and honourable passion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thus soliloquising and agitated, I journeyed onward for the remainder of
+ the night, and by daybreak I reached one of the passes of these mountains,
+ among which I wandered for three days more without taking any path or
+ road, until I came to some meadows lying on I know not which side of the
+ mountains, and there I inquired of some herdsmen in what direction the
+ most rugged part of the range lay. They told me that it was in this
+ quarter, and I at once directed my course hither, intending to end my life
+ here; but as I was making my way among these crags, my mule dropped dead
+ through fatigue and hunger, or, as I think more likely, in order to have
+ done with such a worthless burden as it bore in me. I was left on foot,
+ worn out, famishing, without anyone to help me or any thought of seeking
+ help: and so thus I lay stretched on the ground, how long I know not,
+ after which I rose up free from hunger, and found beside me some
+ goatherds, who no doubt were the persons who had relieved me in my need,
+ for they told me how they had found me, and how I had been uttering
+ ravings that showed plainly I had lost my reason; and since then I am
+ conscious that I am not always in full possession of it, but at times so
+ deranged and crazed that I do a thousand mad things, tearing my clothes,
+ crying aloud in these solitudes, cursing my fate, and idly calling on the
+ dear name of her who is my enemy, and only seeking to end my life in
+ lamentation; and when I recover my senses I find myself so exhausted and
+ weary that I can scarcely move. Most commonly my dwelling is the hollow of
+ a cork tree large enough to shelter this miserable body; the herdsmen and
+ goatherds who frequent these mountains, moved by compassion, furnish me
+ with food, leaving it by the wayside or on the rocks, where they think I
+ may perhaps pass and find it; and so, even though I may be then out of my
+ senses, the wants of nature teach me what is required to sustain me, and
+ make me crave it and eager to take it. At other times, so they tell me
+ when they find me in a rational mood, I sally out upon the road, and
+ though they would gladly give it me, I snatch food by force from the
+ shepherds bringing it from the village to their huts. Thus do pass the
+ wretched life that remains to me, until it be Heaven's will to bring it to
+ a close, or so to order my memory that I no longer recollect the beauty
+ and treachery of Luscinda, or the wrong done me by Don Fernando; for if it
+ will do this without depriving me of life, I will turn my thoughts into
+ some better channel; if not, I can only implore it to have full mercy on
+ my soul, for in myself I feel no power or strength to release my body from
+ this strait in which I have of my own accord chosen to place it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Such, sirs, is the dismal story of my misfortune: say if it be one that
+ can be told with less emotion than you have seen in me; and do not trouble
+ yourselves with urging or pressing upon me what reason suggests as likely
+ to serve for my relief, for it will avail me as much as the medicine
+ prescribed by a wise physician avails the sick man who will not take it. I
+ have no wish for health without Luscinda; and since it is her pleasure to
+ be another's, when she is or should be mine, let it be mine to be a prey
+ to misery when I might have enjoyed happiness. She by her fickleness
+ strove to make my ruin irretrievable; I will strive to gratify her wishes
+ by seeking destruction; and it will show generations to come that I alone
+ was deprived of that of which all others in misfortune have a
+ superabundance, for to them the impossibility of being consoled is itself
+ a consolation, while to me it is the cause of greater sorrows and
+ sufferings, for I think that even in death there will not be an end of
+ them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here Cardenio brought to a close his long discourse and story, as full of
+ misfortune as it was of love; but just as the curate was going to address
+ some words of comfort to him, he was stopped by a voice that reached his
+ ear, saying in melancholy tones what will be told in the Fourth Part of
+ this narrative; for at this point the sage and sagacious historian, Cid
+ Hamete Benengeli, brought the Third to a conclusion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c27e" id="c27e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c27e.jpg (65K)" src="images/c27e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch28" id="ch28"></a>CHAPTER XXVIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL THE
+ CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c28a" id="c28a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c28a.jpg (159K)" src="images/c28a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c28a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Happy and fortunate were the times when that most daring knight Don
+ Quixote of La Mancha was sent into the world; for by reason of his having
+ formed a resolution so honourable as that of seeking to revive and restore
+ to the world the long-lost and almost defunct order of knight-errantry, we
+ now enjoy in this age of ours, so poor in light entertainment, not only
+ the charm of his veracious history, but also of the tales and episodes
+ contained in it which are, in a measure, no less pleasing, ingenious, and
+ truthful, than the history itself; which, resuming its thread, carded,
+ spun, and wound, relates that just as the curate was going to offer
+ consolation to Cardenio, he was interrupted by a voice that fell upon his
+ ear saying in plaintive tones:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "O God! is it possible I have found a place that may serve as a secret
+ grave for the weary load of this body that I support so unwillingly? If
+ the solitude these mountains promise deceives me not, it is so; ah! woe is
+ me! how much more grateful to my mind will be the society of these rocks
+ and brakes that permit me to complain of my misfortune to Heaven, than
+ that of any human being, for there is none on earth to look to for counsel
+ in doubt, comfort in sorrow, or relief in distress!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this was heard distinctly by the curate and those with him, and as it
+ seemed to them to be uttered close by, as indeed it was, they got up to
+ look for the speaker, and before they had gone twenty paces they
+ discovered behind a rock, seated at the foot of an ash tree, a youth in
+ the dress of a peasant, whose face they were unable at the moment to see
+ as he was leaning forward, bathing his feet in the brook that flowed past.
+ They approached so silently that he did not perceive them, being fully
+ occupied in bathing his feet, which were so fair that they looked like two
+ pieces of shining crystal brought forth among the other stones of the
+ brook. The whiteness and beauty of these feet struck them with surprise,
+ for they did not seem to have been made to crush clods or to follow the
+ plough and the oxen as their owner's dress suggested; and so, finding they
+ had not been noticed, the curate, who was in front, made a sign to the
+ other two to conceal themselves behind some fragments of rock that lay
+ there; which they did, observing closely what the youth was about. He had
+ on a loose double-skirted dark brown jacket bound tight to his body with a
+ white cloth; he wore besides breeches and gaiters of brown cloth, and on
+ his head a brown montera; and he had the gaiters turned up as far as the
+ middle of the leg, which verily seemed to be of pure alabaster.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28b" id="c28b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c28b.jpg (339K)" src="images/c28b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c28b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as he had done bathing his beautiful feet, he wiped them with a
+ towel he took from under the montera, on taking off which he raised his
+ face, and those who were watching him had an opportunity of seeing a
+ beauty so exquisite that Cardenio said to the curate in a whisper:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As this is not Luscinda, it is no human creature but a divine being."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The youth then took off the montera, and shaking his head from side to
+ side there broke loose and spread out a mass of hair that the beams of the
+ sun might have envied; by this they knew that what had seemed a peasant
+ was a lovely woman, nay the most beautiful the eyes of two of them had
+ ever beheld, or even Cardenio's if they had not seen and known Luscinda,
+ for he afterwards declared that only the beauty of Luscinda could compare
+ with this. The long auburn tresses not only covered her shoulders, but
+ such was their length and abundance, concealed her all round beneath their
+ masses, so that except the feet nothing of her form was visible. She now
+ used her hands as a comb, and if her feet had seemed like bits of crystal
+ in the water, her hands looked like pieces of driven snow among her locks;
+ all which increased not only the admiration of the three beholders, but
+ their anxiety to learn who she was. With this object they resolved to show
+ themselves, and at the stir they made in getting upon their feet the fair
+ damsel raised her head, and parting her hair from before her eyes with
+ both hands, she looked to see who had made the noise, and the instant she
+ perceived them she started to her feet, and without waiting to put on her
+ shoes or gather up her hair, hastily snatched up a bundle as though of
+ clothes that she had beside her, and, scared and alarmed, endeavoured to
+ take flight; but before she had gone six paces she fell to the ground, her
+ delicate feet being unable to bear the roughness of the stones; seeing
+ which, the three hastened towards her, and the curate addressing her first
+ said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Stay, senora, whoever you may be, for those whom you see here only desire
+ to be of service to you; you have no need to attempt a flight so heedless,
+ for neither can your feet bear it, nor we allow it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Taken by surprise and bewildered, she made no reply to these words. They,
+ however, came towards her, and the curate taking her hand went on to say:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What your dress would hide, senora, is made known to us by your hair; a
+ clear proof that it can be no trifling cause that has disguised your
+ beauty in a garb so unworthy of it, and sent it into solitudes like these
+ where we have had the good fortune to find you, if not to relieve your
+ distress, at least to offer you comfort; for no distress, so long as life
+ lasts, can be so oppressive or reach such a height as to make the sufferer
+ refuse to listen to comfort offered with good intention. And so, senora,
+ or senor, or whatever you prefer to be, dismiss the fears that our
+ appearance has caused you and make us acquainted with your good or evil
+ fortunes, for from all of us together, or from each one of us, you will
+ receive sympathy in your trouble."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While the curate was speaking, the disguised damsel stood as if
+ spell-bound, looking at them without opening her lips or uttering a word,
+ just like a village rustic to whom something strange that he has never
+ seen before has been suddenly shown; but on the curate addressing some
+ further words to the same effect to her, sighing deeply she broke silence
+ and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Since the solitude of these mountains has been unable to conceal me, and
+ the escape of my dishevelled tresses will not allow my tongue to deal in
+ falsehoods, it would be idle for me now to make any further pretence of
+ what, if you were to believe me, you would believe more out of courtesy
+ than for any other reason. This being so, I say I thank you, sirs, for the
+ offer you have made me, which places me under the obligation of complying
+ with the request you have made of me; though I fear the account I shall
+ give you of my misfortunes will excite in you as much concern as
+ compassion, for you will be unable to suggest anything to remedy them or
+ any consolation to alleviate them. However, that my honour may not be left
+ a matter of doubt in your minds, now that you have discovered me to be a
+ woman, and see that I am young, alone, and in this dress, things that
+ taken together or separately would be enough to destroy any good name, I
+ feel bound to tell what I would willingly keep secret if I could."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this she who was now seen to be a lovely woman delivered without any
+ hesitation, with so much ease and in so sweet a voice that they were not
+ less charmed by her intelligence than by her beauty, and as they again
+ repeated their offers and entreaties to her to fulfil her promise, she
+ without further pressing, first modestly covering her feet and gathering
+ up her hair, seated herself on a stone with the three placed around her,
+ and, after an effort to restrain some tears that came to her eyes, in a
+ clear and steady voice began her story thus:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In this Andalusia there is a town from which a duke takes a title which
+ makes him one of those that are called Grandees of Spain. This nobleman
+ has two sons, the elder heir to his dignity and apparently to his good
+ qualities; the younger heir to I know not what, unless it be the treachery
+ of Vellido and the falsehood of Ganelon. My parents are this lord's
+ vassals, lowly in origin, but so wealthy that if birth had conferred as
+ much on them as fortune, they would have had nothing left to desire, nor
+ should I have had reason to fear trouble like that in which I find myself
+ now; for it may be that my ill fortune came of theirs in not having been
+ nobly born. It is true they are not so low that they have any reason to be
+ ashamed of their condition, but neither are they so high as to remove from
+ my mind the impression that my mishap comes of their humble birth. They
+ are, in short, peasants, plain homely people, without any taint of
+ disreputable blood, and, as the saying is, old rusty Christians, but so
+ rich that by their wealth and free-handed way of life they are coming by
+ degrees to be considered gentlefolk by birth, and even by position; though
+ the wealth and nobility they thought most of was having me for their
+ daughter; and as they have no other child to make their heir, and are
+ affectionate parents, I was one of the most indulged daughters that ever
+ parents indulged.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I was the mirror in which they beheld themselves, the staff of their old
+ age, and the object in which, with submission to Heaven, all their wishes
+ centred, and mine were in accordance with theirs, for I knew their worth;
+ and as I was mistress of their hearts, so was I also of their possessions.
+ Through me they engaged or dismissed their servants; through my hands
+ passed the accounts and returns of what was sown and reaped; the
+ oil-mills, the wine-presses, the count of the flocks and herds, the
+ beehives, all in short that a rich farmer like my father has or can have,
+ I had under my care, and I acted as steward and mistress with an assiduity
+ on my part and satisfaction on theirs that I cannot well describe to you.
+ The leisure hours left to me after I had given the requisite orders to the
+ head-shepherds, overseers, and other labourers, I passed in such
+ employments as are not only allowable but necessary for young girls, those
+ that the needle, embroidery cushion, and spinning wheel usually afford,
+ and if to refresh my mind I quitted them for a while, I found recreation
+ in reading some devotional book or playing the harp, for experience taught
+ me that music soothes the troubled mind and relieves weariness of spirit.
+ Such was the life I led in my parents' house and if I have depicted it
+ thus minutely, it is not out of ostentation, or to let you know that I am
+ rich, but that you may see how, without any fault of mine, I have fallen
+ from the happy condition I have described, to the misery I am in at
+ present. The truth is, that while I was leading this busy life, in a
+ retirement that might compare with that of a monastery, and unseen as I
+ thought by any except the servants of the house (for when I went to Mass
+ it was so early in the morning, and I was so closely attended by my mother
+ and the women of the household, and so thickly veiled and so shy, that my
+ eyes scarcely saw more ground than I trod on), in spite of all this, the
+ eyes of love, or idleness, more properly speaking, that the lynx's cannot
+ rival, discovered me, with the help of the assiduity of Don Fernando; for
+ that is the name of the younger son of the duke I told of."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moment the speaker mentioned the name of Don Fernando, Cardenio
+ changed colour and broke into a sweat, with such signs of emotion that the
+ curate and the barber, who observed it, feared that one of the mad fits
+ which they heard attacked him sometimes was coming upon him; but Cardenio
+ showed no further agitation and remained quiet, regarding the peasant girl
+ with fixed attention, for he began to suspect who she was. She, however,
+ without noticing the excitement of Cardenio, continuing her story, went on
+ to say:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And they had hardly discovered me, when, as he owned afterwards, he was
+ smitten with a violent love for me, as the manner in which it displayed
+ itself plainly showed. But to shorten the long recital of my woes, I will
+ pass over in silence all the artifices employed by Don Fernando for
+ declaring his passion for me. He bribed all the household, he gave and
+ offered gifts and presents to my parents; every day was like a holiday or
+ a merry-making in our street; by night no one could sleep for the music;
+ the love letters that used to come to my hand, no one knew how, were
+ innumerable, full of tender pleadings and pledges, containing more
+ promises and oaths than there were letters in them; all which not only did
+ not soften me, but hardened my heart against him, as if he had been my
+ mortal enemy, and as if everything he did to make me yield were done with
+ the opposite intention. Not that the high-bred bearing of Don Fernando was
+ disagreeable to me, or that I found his importunities wearisome; for it
+ gave me a certain sort of satisfaction to find myself so sought and prized
+ by a gentleman of such distinction, and I was not displeased at seeing my
+ praises in his letters (for however ugly we women may be, it seems to me
+ it always pleases us to hear ourselves called beautiful) but that my own
+ sense of right was opposed to all this, as well as the repeated advice of
+ my parents, who now very plainly perceived Don Fernando's purpose, for he
+ cared very little if all the world knew it. They told me they trusted and
+ confided their honour and good name to my virtue and rectitude alone, and
+ bade me consider the disparity between Don Fernando and myself, from which
+ I might conclude that his intentions, whatever he might say to the
+ contrary, had for their aim his own pleasure rather than my advantage; and
+ if I were at all desirous of opposing an obstacle to his unreasonable
+ suit, they were ready, they said, to marry me at once to anyone I
+ preferred, either among the leading people of our own town, or of any of
+ those in the neighbourhood; for with their wealth and my good name, a
+ match might be looked for in any quarter. This offer, and their sound
+ advice strengthened my resolution, and I never gave Don Fernando a word in
+ reply that could hold out to him any hope of success, however remote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28c" id="c28c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c28c.jpg (279K)" src="images/c28c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c28c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All this caution of mine, which he must have taken for coyness, had
+ apparently the effect of increasing his wanton appetite&mdash;for that is
+ the name I give to his passion for me; had it been what he declared it to
+ be, you would not know of it now, because there would have been no
+ occasion to tell you of it. At length he learned that my parents were
+ contemplating marriage for me in order to put an end to his hopes of
+ obtaining possession of me, or at least to secure additional protectors to
+ watch over me, and this intelligence or suspicion made him act as you
+ shall hear. One night, as I was in my chamber with no other companion than
+ a damsel who waited on me, with the doors carefully locked lest my honour
+ should be imperilled through any carelessness, I know not nor can conceive
+ how it happened, but, with all this seclusion and these precautions, and
+ in the solitude and silence of my retirement, I found him standing before
+ me, a vision that so astounded me that it deprived my eyes of sight, and
+ my tongue of speech. I had no power to utter a cry, nor, I think, did he
+ give me time to utter one, as he immediately approached me, and taking me
+ in his arms (for, overwhelmed as I was, I was powerless, I say, to help
+ myself), he began to make such professions to me that I know not how
+ falsehood could have had the power of dressing them up to seem so like
+ truth; and the traitor contrived that his tears should vouch for his
+ words, and his sighs for his sincerity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I, a poor young creature alone, ill versed among my people in cases such
+ as this, began, I know not how, to think all these lying protestations
+ true, though without being moved by his sighs and tears to anything more
+ than pure compassion; and so, as the first feeling of bewilderment passed
+ away, and I began in some degree to recover myself, I said to him with
+ more courage than I thought I could have possessed, 'If, as I am now in
+ your arms, senor, I were in the claws of a fierce lion, and my deliverance
+ could be procured by doing or saying anything to the prejudice of my
+ honour, it would no more be in my power to do it or say it, than it would
+ be possible that what was should not have been; so then, if you hold my
+ body clasped in your arms, I hold my soul secured by virtuous intentions,
+ very different from yours, as you will see if you attempt to carry them
+ into effect by force. I am your vassal, but I am not your slave; your
+ nobility neither has nor should have any right to dishonour or degrade my
+ humble birth; and low-born peasant as I am, I have my self-respect as much
+ as you, a lord and gentleman: with me your violence will be to no purpose,
+ your wealth will have no weight, your words will have no power to deceive
+ me, nor your sighs or tears to soften me: were I to see any of the things
+ I speak of in him whom my parents gave me as a husband, his will should be
+ mine, and mine should be bounded by his; and my honour being preserved
+ even though my inclinations were not would willingly yield him what you,
+ senor, would now obtain by force; and this I say lest you should suppose
+ that any but my lawful husband shall ever win anything of me.' 'If that,'
+ said this disloyal gentleman, 'be the only scruple you feel, fairest
+ Dorothea' (for that is the name of this unhappy being), 'see here I give
+ you my hand to be yours, and let Heaven, from which nothing is hid, and
+ this image of Our Lady you have here, be witnesses of this pledge.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28d" id="c28d"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c28d.jpg (289K)" src="images/c28d.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c28d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Cardenio heard her say she was called Dorothea, he showed fresh
+ agitation and felt convinced of the truth of his former suspicion, but he
+ was unwilling to interrupt the story, and wished to hear the end of what
+ he already all but knew, so he merely said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What! is Dorothea your name, senora? I have heard of another of the same
+ name who can perhaps match your misfortunes. But proceed; by-and-by I may
+ tell you something that will astonish you as much as it will excite your
+ compassion."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dorothea was struck by Cardenio's words as well as by his strange and
+ miserable attire, and begged him if he knew anything concerning her to
+ tell it to her at once, for if fortune had left her any blessing it was
+ courage to bear whatever calamity might fall upon her, as she felt sure
+ that none could reach her capable of increasing in any degree what she
+ endured already.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I would not let the occasion pass, senora," replied Cardenio, "of telling
+ you what I think, if what I suspect were the truth, but so far there has
+ been no opportunity, nor is it of any importance to you to know it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be it as it may," replied Dorothea, "what happened in my story was that
+ Don Fernando, taking an image that stood in the chamber, placed it as a
+ witness of our betrothal, and with the most binding words and extravagant
+ oaths gave me his promise to become my husband; though before he had made
+ an end of pledging himself I bade him consider well what he was doing, and
+ think of the anger his father would feel at seeing him married to a
+ peasant girl and one of his vassals; I told him not to let my beauty, such
+ as it was, blind him, for that was not enough to furnish an excuse for his
+ transgression; and if in the love he bore me he wished to do me any
+ kindness, it would be to leave my lot to follow its course at the level my
+ condition required; for marriages so unequal never brought happiness, nor
+ did they continue long to afford the enjoyment they began with.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All this that I have now repeated I said to him, and much more which I
+ cannot recollect; but it had no effect in inducing him to forego his
+ purpose; he who has no intention of paying does not trouble himself about
+ difficulties when he is striking the bargain. At the same time I argued
+ the matter briefly in my own mind, saying to myself, 'I shall not be the
+ first who has risen through marriage from a lowly to a lofty station, nor
+ will Don Fernando be the first whom beauty or, as is more likely, a blind
+ attachment, has led to mate himself below his rank. Then, since I am
+ introducing no new usage or practice, I may as well avail myself of the
+ honour that chance offers me, for even though his inclination for me
+ should not outlast the attainment of his wishes, I shall be, after all,
+ his wife before God. And if I strive to repel him by scorn, I can see
+ that, fair means failing, he is in a mood to use force, and I shall be
+ left dishonoured and without any means of proving my innocence to those
+ who cannot know how innocently I have come to be in this position; for
+ what arguments would persuade my parents that this gentleman entered my
+ chamber without my consent?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All these questions and answers passed through my mind in a moment; but
+ the oaths of Don Fernando, the witnesses he appealed to, the tears he
+ shed, and lastly the charms of his person and his high-bred grace, which,
+ accompanied by such signs of genuine love, might well have conquered a
+ heart even more free and coy than mine&mdash;these were the things that
+ more than all began to influence me and lead me unawares to my ruin. I
+ called my waiting-maid to me, that there might be a witness on earth
+ besides those in Heaven, and again Don Fernando renewed and repeated his
+ oaths, invoked as witnesses fresh saints in addition to the former ones,
+ called down upon himself a thousand curses hereafter should he fail to
+ keep his promise, shed more tears, redoubled his sighs and pressed me
+ closer in his arms, from which he had never allowed me to escape; and so I
+ was left by my maid, and ceased to be one, and he became a traitor and a
+ perjured man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The day which followed the night of my misfortune did not come so
+ quickly, I imagine, as Don Fernando wished, for when desire has attained
+ its object, the greatest pleasure is to fly from the scene of pleasure. I
+ say so because Don Fernando made all haste to leave me, and by the
+ adroitness of my maid, who was indeed the one who had admitted him, gained
+ the street before daybreak; but on taking leave of me he told me, though
+ not with as much earnestness and fervour as when he came, that I might
+ rest assured of his faith and of the sanctity and sincerity of his oaths;
+ and to confirm his words he drew a rich ring off his finger and placed it
+ upon mine. He then took his departure and I was left, I know not whether
+ sorrowful or happy; all I can say is, I was left agitated and troubled in
+ mind and almost bewildered by what had taken place, and I had not the
+ spirit, or else it did not occur to me, to chide my maid for the treachery
+ she had been guilty of in concealing Don Fernando in my chamber; for as
+ yet I was unable to make up my mind whether what had befallen me was for
+ good or evil. I told Don Fernando at parting, that as I was now his, he
+ might see me on other nights in the same way, until it should be his
+ pleasure to let the matter become known; but, except the following night,
+ he came no more, nor for more than a month could I catch a glimpse of him
+ in the street or in church, while I wearied myself with watching for one;
+ although I knew he was in the town, and almost every day went out hunting,
+ a pastime he was very fond of. I remember well how sad and dreary those
+ days and hours were to me; I remember well how I began to doubt as they
+ went by, and even to lose confidence in the faith of Don Fernando; and I
+ remember, too, how my maid heard those words in reproof of her audacity
+ that she had not heard before, and how I was forced to put a constraint on
+ my tears and on the expression of my countenance, not to give my parents
+ cause to ask me why I was so melancholy, and drive me to invent falsehoods
+ in reply. But all this was suddenly brought to an end, for the time came
+ when all such considerations were disregarded, and there was no further
+ question of honour, when my patience gave way and the secret of my heart
+ became known abroad. The reason was, that a few days later it was reported
+ in the town that Don Fernando had been married in a neighbouring city to a
+ maiden of rare beauty, the daughter of parents of distinguished position,
+ though not so rich that her portion would entitle her to look for so
+ brilliant a match; it was said, too, that her name was Luscinda, and that
+ at the betrothal some strange things had happened."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cardenio heard the name of Luscinda, but he only shrugged his shoulders,
+ bit his lips, bent his brows, and before long two streams of tears escaped
+ from his eyes. Dorothea, however, did not interrupt her story, but went on
+ in these words:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This sad intelligence reached my ears, and, instead of being struck with
+ a chill, with such wrath and fury did my heart burn that I scarcely
+ restrained myself from rushing out into the streets, crying aloud and
+ proclaiming openly the perfidy and treachery of which I was the victim;
+ but this transport of rage was for the time checked by a resolution I
+ formed, to be carried out the same night, and that was to assume this
+ dress, which I got from a servant of my father's, one of the zagals, as
+ they are called in farmhouses, to whom I confided the whole of my
+ misfortune, and whom I entreated to accompany me to the city where I heard
+ my enemy was. He, though he remonstrated with me for my boldness, and
+ condemned my resolution, when he saw me bent upon my purpose, offered to
+ bear me company, as he said, to the end of the world. I at once packed up
+ in a linen pillow-case a woman's dress, and some jewels and money to
+ provide for emergencies, and in the silence of the night, without letting
+ my treacherous maid know, I sallied forth from the house, accompanied by
+ my servant and abundant anxieties, and on foot set out for the city, but
+ borne as it were on wings by my eagerness to reach it, if not to prevent
+ what I presumed to be already done, at least to call upon Don Fernando to
+ tell me with what conscience he had done it. I reached my destination in
+ two days and a half, and on entering the city inquired for the house of
+ Luscinda's parents. The first person I asked gave me more in reply than I
+ sought to know; he showed me the house, and told me all that had occurred
+ at the betrothal of the daughter of the family, an affair of such
+ notoriety in the city that it was the talk of every knot of idlers in the
+ street. He said that on the night of Don Fernando's betrothal with
+ Luscinda, as soon as she had consented to be his bride by saying 'Yes,'
+ she was taken with a sudden fainting fit, and that on the bridegroom
+ approaching to unlace the bosom of her dress to give her air, he found a
+ paper in her own handwriting, in which she said and declared that she
+ could not be Don Fernando's bride, because she was already Cardenio's,
+ who, according to the man's account, was a gentleman of distinction of the
+ same city; and that if she had accepted Don Fernando, it was only in
+ obedience to her parents. In short, he said, the words of the paper made
+ it clear she meant to kill herself on the completion of the betrothal, and
+ gave her reasons for putting an end to herself all which was confirmed, it
+ was said, by a dagger they found somewhere in her clothes. On seeing this,
+ Don Fernando, persuaded that Luscinda had befooled, slighted, and trifled
+ with him, assailed her before she had recovered from her swoon, and tried
+ to stab her with the dagger that had been found, and would have succeeded
+ had not her parents and those who were present prevented him. It was said,
+ moreover, that Don Fernando went away at once, and that Luscinda did not
+ recover from her prostration until the next day, when she told her parents
+ how she was really the bride of that Cardenio I have mentioned. I learned
+ besides that Cardenio, according to report, had been present at the
+ betrothal; and that upon seeing her betrothed contrary to his expectation,
+ he had quitted the city in despair, leaving behind him a letter declaring
+ the wrong Luscinda had done him, and his intention of going where no one
+ should ever see him again. All this was a matter of notoriety in the city,
+ and everyone spoke of it; especially when it became known that Luscinda
+ was missing from her father's house and from the city, for she was not to
+ be found anywhere, to the distraction of her parents, who knew not what
+ steps to take to recover her. What I learned revived my hopes, and I was
+ better pleased not to have found Don Fernando than to find him married,
+ for it seemed to me that the door was not yet entirely shut upon relief in
+ my case, and I thought that perhaps Heaven had put this impediment in the
+ way of the second marriage, to lead him to recognise his obligations under
+ the former one, and reflect that as a Christian he was bound to consider
+ his soul above all human objects. All this passed through my mind, and I
+ strove to comfort myself without comfort, indulging in faint and distant
+ hopes of cherishing that life that I now abhor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But while I was in the city, uncertain what to do, as I could not find
+ Don Fernando, I heard notice given by the public crier offering a great
+ reward to anyone who should find me, and giving the particulars of my age
+ and of the very dress I wore; and I heard it said that the lad who came
+ with me had taken me away from my father's house; a thing that cut me to
+ the heart, showing how low my good name had fallen, since it was not
+ enough that I should lose it by my flight, but they must add with whom I
+ had fled, and that one so much beneath me and so unworthy of my
+ consideration. The instant I heard the notice I quitted the city with my
+ servant, who now began to show signs of wavering in his fidelity to me,
+ and the same night, for fear of discovery, we entered the most thickly
+ wooded part of these mountains. But, as is commonly said, one evil calls
+ up another and the end of one misfortune is apt to be the beginning of one
+ still greater, and so it proved in my case; for my worthy servant, until
+ then so faithful and trusty when he found me in this lonely spot, moved
+ more by his own villainy than by my beauty, sought to take advantage of
+ the opportunity which these solitudes seemed to present him, and with
+ little shame and less fear of God and respect for me, began to make
+ overtures to me; and finding that I replied to the effrontery of his
+ proposals with justly severe language, he laid aside the entreaties which
+ he had employed at first, and began to use violence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28e" id="c28e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c28e.jpg (324K)" src="images/c28e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c28e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But just Heaven, that seldom fails to watch over and aid good intentions,
+ so aided mine that with my slight strength and with little exertion I
+ pushed him over a precipice, where I left him, whether dead or alive I
+ know not; and then, with greater speed than seemed possible in my terror
+ and fatigue, I made my way into the mountains, without any other thought
+ or purpose save that of hiding myself among them, and escaping my father
+ and those despatched in search of me by his orders. It is now I know not
+ how many months since with this object I came here, where I met a herdsman
+ who engaged me as his servant at a place in the heart of this Sierra, and
+ all this time I have been serving him as herd, striving to keep always
+ afield to hide these locks which have now unexpectedly betrayed me. But
+ all my care and pains were unavailing, for my master made the discovery
+ that I was not a man, and harboured the same base designs as my servant;
+ and as fortune does not always supply a remedy in cases of difficulty, and
+ I had no precipice or ravine at hand down which to fling the master and
+ cure his passion, as I had in the servant's case, I thought it a lesser
+ evil to leave him and again conceal myself among these crags, than make
+ trial of my strength and argument with him. So, as I say, once more I went
+ into hiding to seek for some place where I might with sighs and tears
+ implore Heaven to have pity on my misery, and grant me help and strength
+ to escape from it, or let me die among the solitudes, leaving no trace of
+ an unhappy being who, by no fault of hers, has furnished matter for talk
+ and scandal at home and abroad."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28f" id="c28f"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c28f.jpg (42K)" src="images/c28f.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch29" id="ch29"></a>CHAPTER XXIX.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE OUR
+ LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE HAD IMPOSED UPON HIMSELF
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c29a" id="c29a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c29a.jpg (99K)" src="images/c29a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c29a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Such, sirs, is the true story of my sad adventures; judge for yourselves
+ now whether the sighs and lamentations you heard, and the tears that
+ flowed from my eyes, had not sufficient cause even if I had indulged in
+ them more freely; and if you consider the nature of my misfortune you will
+ see that consolation is idle, as there is no possible remedy for it. All I
+ ask of you is, what you may easily and reasonably do, to show me where I
+ may pass my life unharassed by the fear and dread of discovery by those
+ who are in search of me; for though the great love my parents bear me
+ makes me feel sure of being kindly received by them, so great is my
+ feeling of shame at the mere thought that I cannot present myself before
+ them as they expect, that I had rather banish myself from their sight for
+ ever than look them in the face with the reflection that they beheld mine
+ stripped of that purity they had a right to expect in me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these words she became silent, and the colour that overspread her
+ face showed plainly the pain and shame she was suffering at heart. In
+ theirs the listeners felt as much pity as wonder at her misfortunes; but
+ as the curate was just about to offer her some consolation and advice
+ Cardenio forestalled him, saying, "So then, senora, you are the fair
+ Dorothea, the only daughter of the rich Clenardo?" Dorothea was astonished
+ at hearing her father's name, and at the miserable appearance of him who
+ mentioned it, for it has been already said how wretchedly clad Cardenio
+ was; so she said to him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And who may you be, brother, who seem to know my father's name so well?
+ For so far, if I remember rightly, I have not mentioned it in the whole
+ story of my misfortunes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am that unhappy being, senora," replied Cardenio, "whom, as you have
+ said, Luscinda declared to be her husband; I am the unfortunate Cardenio,
+ whom the wrong-doing of him who has brought you to your present condition
+ has reduced to the state you see me in, bare, ragged, bereft of all human
+ comfort, and what is worse, of reason, for I only possess it when Heaven
+ is pleased for some short space to restore it to me. I, Dorothea, am he
+ who witnessed the wrong done by Don Fernando, and waited to hear the 'Yes'
+ uttered by which Luscinda owned herself his betrothed: I am he who had not
+ courage enough to see how her fainting fit ended, or what came of the
+ paper that was found in her bosom, because my heart had not the fortitude
+ to endure so many strokes of ill-fortune at once; and so losing patience I
+ quitted the house, and leaving a letter with my host, which I entreated
+ him to place in Luscinda's hands, I betook myself to these solitudes,
+ resolved to end here the life I hated as if it were my mortal enemy. But
+ fate would not rid me of it, contenting itself with robbing me of my
+ reason, perhaps to preserve me for the good fortune I have had in meeting
+ you; for if that which you have just told us be true, as I believe it to
+ be, it may be that Heaven has yet in store for both of us a happier
+ termination to our misfortunes than we look for; because seeing that
+ Luscinda cannot marry Don Fernando, being mine, as she has herself so
+ openly declared, and that Don Fernando cannot marry her as he is yours, we
+ may reasonably hope that Heaven will restore to us what is ours, as it is
+ still in existence and not yet alienated or destroyed. And as we have this
+ consolation springing from no very visionary hope or wild fancy, I entreat
+ you, senora, to form new resolutions in your better mind, as I mean to do
+ in mine, preparing yourself to look forward to happier fortunes; for I
+ swear to you by the faith of a gentleman and a Christian not to desert you
+ until I see you in possession of Don Fernando, and if I cannot by words
+ induce him to recognise his obligation to you, in that case to avail
+ myself of the right which my rank as a gentleman gives me, and with just
+ cause challenge him on account of the injury he has done you, not
+ regarding my own wrongs, which I shall leave to Heaven to avenge, while I
+ on earth devote myself to yours."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cardenio's words completed the astonishment of Dorothea, and not knowing
+ how to return thanks for such an offer, she attempted to kiss his feet;
+ but Cardenio would not permit it, and the licentiate replied for both,
+ commended the sound reasoning of Cardenio, and lastly, begged, advised,
+ and urged them to come with him to his village, where they might furnish
+ themselves with what they needed, and take measures to discover Don
+ Fernando, or restore Dorothea to her parents, or do what seemed to them
+ most advisable. Cardenio and Dorothea thanked him, and accepted the kind
+ offer he made them; and the barber, who had been listening to all
+ attentively and in silence, on his part some kindly words also, and with
+ no less good-will than the curate offered his services in any way that
+ might be of use to them. He also explained to them in a few words the
+ object that had brought them there, and the strange nature of Don
+ Quixote's madness, and how they were waiting for his squire, who had gone
+ in search of him. Like the recollection of a dream, the quarrel he had had
+ with Don Quixote came back to Cardenio's memory, and he described it to
+ the others; but he was unable to say what the dispute was about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29b" id="c29b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c29b.jpg (351K)" src="images/c29b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c29b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this moment they heard a shout, and recognised it as coming from Sancho
+ Panza, who, not finding them where he had left them, was calling aloud to
+ them. They went to meet him, and in answer to their inquiries about Don
+ Quixote, he told them how he had found him stripped to his shirt, lank,
+ yellow, half dead with hunger, and sighing for his lady Dulcinea; and
+ although he had told him that she commanded him to quit that place and
+ come to El Toboso, where she was expecting him, he had answered that he
+ was determined not to appear in the presence of her beauty until he had
+ done deeds to make him worthy of her favour; and if this went on, Sancho
+ said, he ran the risk of not becoming an emperor as in duty bound, or even
+ an archbishop, which was the least he could be; for which reason they
+ ought to consider what was to be done to get him away from there. The
+ licentiate in reply told him not to be uneasy, for they would fetch him
+ away in spite of himself. He then told Cardenio and Dorothea what they had
+ proposed to do to cure Don Quixote, or at any rate take him home; upon
+ which Dorothea said that she could play the distressed damsel better than
+ the barber; especially as she had there the dress in which to do it to the
+ life, and that they might trust to her acting the part in every particular
+ requisite for carrying out their scheme, for she had read a great many
+ books of chivalry, and knew exactly the style in which afflicted damsels
+ begged boons of knights-errant.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that case," said the curate, "there is nothing more required than to
+ set about it at once, for beyond a doubt fortune is declaring itself in
+ our favour, since it has so unexpectedly begun to open a door for your
+ relief, and smoothed the way for us to our object."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dorothea then took out of her pillow-case a complete petticoat of some
+ rich stuff, and a green mantle of some other fine material, and a necklace
+ and other ornaments out of a little box, and with these in an instant she
+ so arrayed herself that she looked like a great and rich lady. All this,
+ and more, she said, she had taken from home in case of need, but that
+ until then she had had no occasion to make use of it. They were all highly
+ delighted with her grace, air, and beauty, and declared Don Fernando to be
+ a man of very little taste when he rejected such charms. But the one who
+ admired her most was Sancho Panza, for it seemed to him (what indeed was
+ true) that in all the days of his life he had never seen such a lovely
+ creature; and he asked the curate with great eagerness who this beautiful
+ lady was, and what she wanted in these out-of-the-way quarters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This fair lady, brother Sancho," replied the curate, "is no less a
+ personage than the heiress in the direct male line of the great kingdom of
+ Micomicon, who has come in search of your master to beg a boon of him,
+ which is that he redress a wrong or injury that a wicked giant has done
+ her; and from the fame as a good knight which your master has acquired far
+ and wide, this princess has come from Guinea to seek him."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A lucky seeking and a lucky finding!" said Sancho Panza at this;
+ "especially if my master has the good fortune to redress that injury, and
+ right that wrong, and kill that son of a bitch of a giant your worship
+ speaks of; as kill him he will if he meets him, unless, indeed, he happens
+ to be a phantom; for my master has no power at all against phantoms. But
+ one thing among others I would beg of you, senor licentiate, which is,
+ that, to prevent my master taking a fancy to be an archbishop, for that is
+ what I'm afraid of, your worship would recommend him to marry this
+ princess at once; for in this way he will be disabled from taking
+ archbishop's orders, and will easily come into his empire, and I to the
+ end of my desires; I have been thinking over the matter carefully, and by
+ what I can make out I find it will not do for me that my master should
+ become an archbishop, because I am no good for the Church, as I am
+ married; and for me now, having as I have a wife and children, to set
+ about obtaining dispensations to enable me to hold a place of profit under
+ the Church, would be endless work; so that, senor, it all turns on my
+ master marrying this lady at once&mdash;for as yet I do not know her
+ grace, and so I cannot call her by her name."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "She is called the Princess Micomicona," said the curate; "for as her
+ kingdom is Micomicon, it is clear that must be her name."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There's no doubt of that," replied Sancho, "for I have known many to take
+ their name and title from the place where they were born and call
+ themselves Pedro of Alcala, Juan of Ubeda, and Diego of Valladolid; and it
+ may be that over there in Guinea queens have the same way of taking the
+ names of their kingdoms."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So it may," said the curate; "and as for your master's marrying, I will
+ do all in my power towards it:" with which Sancho was as much pleased as
+ the curate was amazed at his simplicity and at seeing what a hold the
+ absurdities of his master had taken of his fancy, for he had evidently
+ persuaded himself that he was going to be an emperor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time Dorothea had seated herself upon the curate's mule, and the
+ barber had fitted the ox-tail beard to his face, and they now told Sancho
+ to conduct them to where Don Quixote was, warning him not to say that he
+ knew either the licentiate or the barber, as his master's becoming an
+ emperor entirely depended on his not recognising them; neither the curate
+ nor Cardenio, however, thought fit to go with them; Cardenio lest he
+ should remind Don Quixote of the quarrel he had with him, and the curate
+ as there was no necessity for his presence just yet, so they allowed the
+ others to go on before them, while they themselves followed slowly on
+ foot. The curate did not forget to instruct Dorothea how to act, but she
+ said they might make their minds easy, as everything would be done exactly
+ as the books of chivalry required and described.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29c" id="c29c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c29c.jpg (286K)" src="images/c29c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c29c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They had gone about three-quarters of a league when they discovered Don
+ Quixote in a wilderness of rocks, by this time clothed, but without his
+ armour; and as soon as Dorothea saw him and was told by Sancho that that
+ was Don Quixote, she whipped her palfrey, the well-bearded barber
+ following her, and on coming up to him her squire sprang from his mule and
+ came forward to receive her in his arms, and she dismounting with great
+ ease of manner advanced to kneel before the feet of Don Quixote; and
+ though he strove to raise her up, she without rising addressed him in this
+ fashion:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "From this spot I will not rise, valiant and doughty knight, until your
+ goodness and courtesy grant me a boon, which will redound to the honour
+ and renown of your person and render a service to the most disconsolate
+ and afflicted damsel the sun has seen; and if the might of your strong arm
+ corresponds to the repute of your immortal fame, you are bound to aid the
+ helpless being who, led by the savour of your renowned name, hath come
+ from far distant lands to seek your aid in her misfortunes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will not answer a word, beauteous lady," replied Don Quixote, "nor will
+ I listen to anything further concerning you, until you rise from the
+ earth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will not rise, senor," answered the afflicted damsel, "unless of your
+ courtesy the boon I ask is first granted me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I grant and accord it," said Don Quixote, "provided without detriment or
+ prejudice to my king, my country, or her who holds the key of my heart and
+ freedom, it may be complied with."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It will not be to the detriment or prejudice of any of them, my worthy
+ lord," said the afflicted damsel; and here Sancho Panza drew close to his
+ master's ear and said to him very softly, "Your worship may very safely
+ grant the boon she asks; it's nothing at all; only to kill a big giant;
+ and she who asks it is the exalted Princess Micomicona, queen of the great
+ kingdom of Micomicon of Ethiopia."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let her be who she may," replied Don Quixote, "I will do what is my
+ bounden duty, and what my conscience bids me, in conformity with what I
+ have professed;" and turning to the damsel he said, "Let your great beauty
+ rise, for I grant the boon which you would ask of me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then what I ask," said the damsel, "is that your magnanimous person
+ accompany me at once whither I will conduct you, and that you promise not
+ to engage in any other adventure or quest until you have avenged me of a
+ traitor who against all human and divine law, has usurped my kingdom."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I repeat that I grant it," replied Don Quixote; "and so, lady, you may
+ from this day forth lay aside the melancholy that distresses you, and let
+ your failing hopes gather new life and strength, for with the help of God
+ and of my arm you will soon see yourself restored to your kingdom, and
+ seated upon the throne of your ancient and mighty realm, notwithstanding
+ and despite of the felons who would gainsay it; and now hands to the work,
+ for in delay there is apt to be danger."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The distressed damsel strove with much pertinacity to kiss his hands; but
+ Don Quixote, who was in all things a polished and courteous knight, would
+ by no means allow it, but made her rise and embraced her with great
+ courtesy and politeness, and ordered Sancho to look to Rocinante's girths,
+ and to arm him without a moment's delay. Sancho took down the armour,
+ which was hung up on a tree like a trophy, and having seen to the girths
+ armed his master in a trice, who as soon as he found himself in his armour
+ exclaimed:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let us be gone in the name of God to bring aid to this great lady."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The barber was all this time on his knees at great pains to hide his
+ laughter and not let his beard fall, for had it fallen maybe their fine
+ scheme would have come to nothing; but now seeing the boon granted, and
+ the promptitude with which Don Quixote prepared to set out in compliance
+ with it, he rose and took his lady's hand, and between them they placed
+ her upon the mule. Don Quixote then mounted Rocinante, and the barber
+ settled himself on his beast, Sancho being left to go on foot, which made
+ him feel anew the loss of his Dapple, finding the want of him now. But he
+ bore all with cheerfulness, being persuaded that his master had now fairly
+ started and was just on the point of becoming an emperor; for he felt no
+ doubt at all that he would marry this princess, and be king of Micomicon
+ at least. The only thing that troubled him was the reflection that this
+ kingdom was in the land of the blacks, and that the people they would give
+ him for vassals would be all black; but for this he soon found a remedy in
+ his fancy, and said he to himself, "What is it to me if my vassals are
+ blacks? What more have I to do than make a cargo of them and carry them to
+ Spain, where I can sell them and get ready money for them, and with it buy
+ some title or some office in which to live at ease all the days of my
+ life? Not unless you go to sleep and haven't the wit or skill to turn
+ things to account and sell three, six, or ten thousand vassals while you
+ would be talking about it! By God I will stir them up, big and little, or
+ as best I can, and let them be ever so black I'll turn them into white or
+ yellow. Come, come, what a fool I am!" And so he jogged on, so occupied
+ with his thoughts and easy in his mind that he forgot all about the
+ hardship of travelling on foot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cardenio and the curate were watching all this from among some bushes, not
+ knowing how to join company with the others; but the curate, who was very
+ fertile in devices, soon hit upon a way of effecting their purpose, and
+ with a pair of scissors he had in a case he quickly cut off Cardenio's
+ beard, and putting on him a grey jerkin of his own he gave him a black
+ cloak, leaving himself in his breeches and doublet, while Cardenio's
+ appearance was so different from what it had been that he would not have
+ known himself had he seen himself in a mirror. Having effected this,
+ although the others had gone on ahead while they were disguising
+ themselves, they easily came out on the high road before them, for the
+ brambles and awkward places they encountered did not allow those on
+ horseback to go as fast as those on foot. They then posted themselves on
+ the level ground at the outlet of the Sierra, and as soon as Don Quixote
+ and his companions emerged from it the curate began to examine him very
+ deliberately, as though he were striving to recognise him, and after
+ having stared at him for some time he hastened towards him with open arms
+ exclaiming, "A happy meeting with the mirror of chivalry, my worthy
+ compatriot Don Quixote of La Mancha, the flower and cream of high
+ breeding, the protection and relief of the distressed, the quintessence of
+ knights-errant!" And so saying he clasped in his arms the knee of Don
+ Quixote's left leg. He, astonished at the stranger's words and behaviour,
+ looked at him attentively, and at length recognised him, very much
+ surprised to see him there, and made great efforts to dismount. This,
+ however, the curate would not allow, on which Don Quixote said, "Permit
+ me, senor licentiate, for it is not fitting that I should be on horseback
+ and so reverend a person as your worship on foot."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "On no account will I allow it," said the curate; "your mightiness must
+ remain on horseback, for it is on horseback you achieve the greatest deeds
+ and adventures that have been beheld in our age; as for me, an unworthy
+ priest, it will serve me well enough to mount on the haunches of one of
+ the mules of these gentlefolk who accompany your worship, if they have no
+ objection, and I will fancy I am mounted on the steed Pegasus, or on the
+ zebra or charger that bore the famous Moor, Muzaraque, who to this day
+ lies enchanted in the great hill of Zulema, a little distance from the
+ great Complutum."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nor even that will I consent to, senor licentiate," answered Don Quixote,
+ "and I know it will be the good pleasure of my lady the princess, out of
+ love for me, to order her squire to give up the saddle of his mule to your
+ worship, and he can sit behind if the beast will bear it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It will, I am sure," said the princess, "and I am sure, too, that I need
+ not order my squire, for he is too courteous and considerate to allow a
+ Churchman to go on foot when he might be mounted."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That he is," said the barber, and at once alighting, he offered his
+ saddle to the curate, who accepted it without much entreaty; but
+ unfortunately as the barber was mounting behind, the mule, being as it
+ happened a hired one, which is the same thing as saying ill-conditioned,
+ lifted its hind hoofs and let fly a couple of kicks in the air, which
+ would have made Master Nicholas wish his expedition in quest of Don
+ Quixote at the devil had they caught him on the breast or head. As it was,
+ they so took him by surprise that he came to the ground, giving so little
+ heed to his beard that it fell off, and all he could do when he found
+ himself without it was to cover his face hastily with both his hands and
+ moan that his teeth were knocked out. Don Quixote when he saw all that
+ bundle of beard detached, without jaws or blood, from the face of the
+ fallen squire, exclaimed:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By the living God, but this is a great miracle! it has knocked off and
+ plucked away the beard from his face as if it had been shaved off
+ designedly."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The curate, seeing the danger of discovery that threatened his scheme, at
+ once pounced upon the beard and hastened with it to where Master Nicholas
+ lay, still uttering moans, and drawing his head to his breast had it on in
+ an instant, muttering over him some words which he said were a certain
+ special charm for sticking on beards, as they would see; and as soon as he
+ had it fixed he left him, and the squire appeared well bearded and whole
+ as before, whereat Don Quixote was beyond measure astonished, and begged
+ the curate to teach him that charm when he had an opportunity, as he was
+ persuaded its virtue must extend beyond the sticking on of beards, for it
+ was clear that where the beard had been stripped off the flesh must have
+ remained torn and lacerated, and when it could heal all that it must be
+ good for more than beards.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And so it is," said the curate, and he promised to teach it to him on the
+ first opportunity. They then agreed that for the present the curate should
+ mount, and that the three should ride by turns until they reached the inn,
+ which might be about six leagues from where they were.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Three then being mounted, that is to say, Don Quixote, the princess, and
+ the curate, and three on foot, Cardenio, the barber, and Sancho Panza, Don
+ Quixote said to the damsel:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let your highness, lady, lead on whithersoever is most pleasing to you;"
+ but before she could answer the licentiate said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29d" id="c29d"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c29d.jpg (345K)" src="images/c29d.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c29d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Towards what kingdom would your ladyship direct our course? Is it
+ perchance towards that of Micomicon? It must be, or else I know little
+ about kingdoms."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She, being ready on all points, understood that she was to answer "Yes,"
+ so she said "Yes, senor, my way lies towards that kingdom."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that case," said the curate, "we must pass right through my village,
+ and there your worship will take the road to Cartagena, where you will be
+ able to embark, fortune favouring; and if the wind be fair and the sea
+ smooth and tranquil, in somewhat less than nine years you may come in
+ sight of the great lake Meona, I mean Meotides, which is little more than
+ a hundred days' journey this side of your highness's kingdom."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29e" id="c29e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c29e.jpg (318K)" src="images/c29e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c29e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Your worship is mistaken, senor," said she; "for it is not two years
+ since I set out from it, and though I never had good weather, nevertheless
+ I am here to behold what I so longed for, and that is my lord Don Quixote
+ of La Mancha, whose fame came to my ears as soon as I set foot in Spain
+ and impelled me to go in search of him, to commend myself to his courtesy,
+ and entrust the justice of my cause to the might of his invincible arm."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Enough; no more praise," said Don Quixote at this, "for I hate all
+ flattery; and though this may not be so, still language of the kind is
+ offensive to my chaste ears. I will only say, senora, that whether it has
+ might or not, that which it may or may not have shall be devoted to your
+ service even to death; and now, leaving this to its proper season, I would
+ ask the senor licentiate to tell me what it is that has brought him into
+ these parts, alone, unattended, and so lightly clad that I am filled with
+ amazement."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will answer that briefly," replied the curate; "you must know then,
+ Senor Don Quixote, that Master Nicholas, our friend and barber, and I were
+ going to Seville to receive some money that a relative of mine who went to
+ the Indies many years ago had sent me, and not such a small sum but that
+ it was over sixty thousand pieces of eight, full weight, which is
+ something; and passing by this place yesterday we were attacked by four
+ footpads, who stripped us even to our beards, and them they stripped off
+ so that the barber found it necessary to put on a false one, and even this
+ young man here"&mdash;pointing to Cardenio&mdash;"they completely
+ transformed. But the best of it is, the story goes in the neighbourhood
+ that those who attacked us belong to a number of galley slaves who, they
+ say, were set free almost on the very same spot by a man of such valour
+ that, in spite of the commissary and of the guards, he released the whole
+ of them; and beyond all doubt he must have been out of his senses, or he
+ must be as great a scoundrel as they, or some man without heart or
+ conscience to let the wolf loose among the sheep, the fox among the hens,
+ the fly among the honey. He has defrauded justice, and opposed his king
+ and lawful master, for he opposed his just commands; he has, I say, robbed
+ the galleys of their feet, stirred up the Holy Brotherhood which for many
+ years past has been quiet, and, lastly, has done a deed by which his soul
+ may be lost without any gain to his body." Sancho had told the curate and
+ the barber of the adventure of the galley slaves, which, so much to his
+ glory, his master had achieved, and hence the curate in alluding to it
+ made the most of it to see what would be said or done by Don Quixote; who
+ changed colour at every word, not daring to say that it was he who had
+ been the liberator of those worthy people. "These, then," said the curate,
+ "were they who robbed us; and God in his mercy pardon him who would not
+ let them go to the punishment they deserved."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29f" id="c29f"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c29f.jpg (53K)" src="images/c29f.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c29f.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch30" id="ch30"></a>CHAPTER XXX.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER MATTERS
+ PLEASANT AND AMUSING
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c30a" id="c30a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c30a.jpg (147K)" src="images/c30a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c30a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The curate had hardly ceased speaking, when Sancho said, "In faith, then,
+ senor licentiate, he who did that deed was my master; and it was not for
+ want of my telling him beforehand and warning him to mind what he was
+ about, and that it was a sin to set them at liberty, as they were all on
+ the march there because they were special scoundrels."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Blockhead!" said Don Quixote at this, "it is no business or concern of
+ knights-errant to inquire whether any persons in affliction, in chains, or
+ oppressed that they may meet on the high roads go that way and suffer as
+ they do because of their faults or because of their misfortunes. It only
+ concerns them to aid them as persons in need of help, having regard to
+ their sufferings and not to their rascalities. I encountered a chaplet or
+ string of miserable and unfortunate people, and did for them what my sense
+ of duty demands of me, and as for the rest be that as it may; and whoever
+ takes objection to it, saving the sacred dignity of the senor licentiate
+ and his honoured person, I say he knows little about chivalry and lies
+ like a whoreson villain, and this I will give him to know to the fullest
+ extent with my sword;" and so saying he settled himself in his stirrups
+ and pressed down his morion; for the barber's basin, which according to
+ him was Mambrino's helmet, he carried hanging at the saddle-bow until he
+ could repair the damage done to it by the galley slaves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dorothea, who was shrewd and sprightly, and by this time thoroughly
+ understood Don Quixote's crazy turn, and that all except Sancho Panza were
+ making game of him, not to be behind the rest said to him, on observing
+ his irritation, "Sir Knight, remember the boon you have promised me, and
+ that in accordance with it you must not engage in any other adventure, be
+ it ever so pressing; calm yourself, for if the licentiate had known that
+ the galley slaves had been set free by that unconquered arm he would have
+ stopped his mouth thrice over, or even bitten his tongue three times
+ before he would have said a word that tended towards disrespect of your
+ worship."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That I swear heartily," said the curate, "and I would have even plucked
+ off a moustache."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will hold my peace, senora," said Don Quixote, "and I will curb the
+ natural anger that had arisen in my breast, and will proceed in peace and
+ quietness until I have fulfilled my promise; but in return for this
+ consideration I entreat you to tell me, if you have no objection to do so,
+ what is the nature of your trouble, and how many, who, and what are the
+ persons of whom I am to require due satisfaction, and on whom I am to take
+ vengeance on your behalf?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That I will do with all my heart," replied Dorothea, "if it will not be
+ wearisome to you to hear of miseries and misfortunes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It will not be wearisome, senora," said Don Quixote; to which Dorothea
+ replied, "Well, if that be so, give me your attention." As soon as she
+ said this, Cardenio and the barber drew close to her side, eager to hear
+ what sort of story the quick-witted Dorothea would invent for herself; and
+ Sancho did the same, for he was as much taken in by her as his master; and
+ she having settled herself comfortably in the saddle, and with the help of
+ coughing and other preliminaries taken time to think, began with great
+ sprightliness of manner in this fashion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "First of all, I would have you know, sirs, that my name is-" and here she
+ stopped for a moment, for she forgot the name the curate had given her;
+ but he came to her relief, seeing what her difficulty was, and said, "It
+ is no wonder, senora, that your highness should be confused and
+ embarrassed in telling the tale of your misfortunes; for such afflictions
+ often have the effect of depriving the sufferers of memory, so that they
+ do not even remember their own names, as is the case now with your
+ ladyship, who has forgotten that she is called the Princess Micomicona,
+ lawful heiress of the great kingdom of Micomicon; and with this cue your
+ highness may now recall to your sorrowful recollection all you may wish to
+ tell us."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is the truth," said the damsel; "but I think from this on I shall
+ have no need of any prompting, and I shall bring my true story safe into
+ port, and here it is. The king my father, who was called Tinacrio the
+ Sapient, was very learned in what they call magic arts, and became aware
+ by his craft that my mother, who was called Queen Jaramilla, was to die
+ before he did, and that soon after he too was to depart this life, and I
+ was to be left an orphan without father or mother. But all this, he
+ declared, did not so much grieve or distress him as his certain knowledge
+ that a prodigious giant, the lord of a great island close to our kingdom,
+ Pandafilando of the Scowl by name--for it is averred that, though his eyes
+ are properly placed and straight, he always looks askew as if he squinted,
+ and this he does out of malignity, to strike fear and terror into those he
+ looks at--that he knew, I say, that this giant on becoming aware of my
+ orphan condition would overrun my kingdom with a mighty force and strip me
+ of all, not leaving me even a small village to shelter me; but that I
+ could avoid all this ruin and misfortune if I were willing to marry him;
+ however, as far as he could see, he never expected that I would consent to
+ a marriage so unequal; and he said no more than the truth in this, for it
+ has never entered my mind to marry that giant, or any other, let him be
+ ever so great or enormous. My father said, too, that when he was dead, and
+ I saw Pandafilando about to invade my kingdom, I was not to wait and
+ attempt to defend myself, for that would be destructive to me, but that I
+ should leave the kingdom entirely open to him if I wished to avoid the
+ death and total destruction of my good and loyal vassals, for there would
+ be no possibility of defending myself against the giant's devilish power;
+ and that I should at once with some of my followers set out for Spain,
+ where I should obtain relief in my distress on finding a certain
+ knight-errant whose fame by that time would extend over the whole kingdom,
+ and who would be called, if I remember rightly, Don Azote or Don Gigote."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'Don Quixote,' he must have said, senora," observed Sancho at this,
+ "otherwise called the Knight of the Rueful Countenance."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is it," said Dorothea; "he said, moreover, that he would be tall of
+ stature and lank featured; and that on his right side under the left
+ shoulder, or thereabouts, he would have a grey mole with hairs like
+ bristles."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On hearing this, Don Quixote said to his squire, "Here, Sancho my son,
+ bear a hand and help me to strip, for I want to see if I am the knight
+ that sage king foretold."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What does your worship want to strip for?" said Dorothea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "To see if I have that mole your father spoke of," answered Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is no occasion to strip," said Sancho; "for I know your worship has
+ just such a mole on the middle of your backbone, which is the mark of a
+ strong man."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is enough," said Dorothea, "for with friends we must not look too
+ closely into trifles; and whether it be on the shoulder or on the backbone
+ matters little; it is enough if there is a mole, be it where it may, for
+ it is all the same flesh; no doubt my good father hit the truth in every
+ particular, and I have made a lucky hit in commending myself to Don
+ Quixote; for he is the one my father spoke of, as the features of his
+ countenance correspond with those assigned to this knight by that wide
+ fame he has acquired not only in Spain but in all La Mancha; for I had
+ scarcely landed at Osuna when I heard such accounts of his achievements,
+ that at once my heart told me he was the very one I had come in search
+ of."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But how did you land at Osuna, senora," asked Don Quixote, "when it is
+ not a seaport?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But before Dorothea could reply the curate anticipated her, saying, "The
+ princess meant to say that after she had landed at Malaga the first place
+ where she heard of your worship was Osuna."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is what I meant to say," said Dorothea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And that would be only natural," said the curate. "Will your majesty
+ please proceed?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is no more to add," said Dorothea, "save that in finding Don
+ Quixote I have had such good fortune, that I already reckon and regard
+ myself queen and mistress of my entire dominions, since of his courtesy
+ and magnanimity he has granted me the boon of accompanying me
+ whithersoever I may conduct him, which will be only to bring him face to
+ face with Pandafilando of the Scowl, that he may slay him and restore to
+ me what has been unjustly usurped by him: for all this must come to pass
+ satisfactorily since my good father Tinacrio the Sapient foretold it, who
+ likewise left it declared in writing in Chaldee or Greek characters (for I
+ cannot read them), that if this predicted knight, after having cut the
+ giant's throat, should be disposed to marry me I was to offer myself at
+ once without demur as his lawful wife, and yield him possession of my
+ kingdom together with my person."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What thinkest thou now, friend Sancho?" said Don Quixote at this.
+ "Hearest thou that? Did I not tell thee so? See how we have already got a
+ kingdom to govern and a queen to marry!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "On my oath it is so," said Sancho; "and foul fortune to him who won't
+ marry after slitting Senor Pandahilado's windpipe! And then, how
+ illfavoured the queen is! I wish the fleas in my bed were that sort!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so saying he cut a couple of capers in the air with every sign of
+ extreme satisfaction, and then ran to seize the bridle of Dorothea's mule,
+ and checking it fell on his knees before her, begging her to give him her
+ hand to kiss in token of his acknowledgment of her as his queen and
+ mistress. Which of the bystanders could have helped laughing to see the
+ madness of the master and the simplicity of the servant? Dorothea
+ therefore gave her hand, and promised to make him a great lord in her
+ kingdom, when Heaven should be so good as to permit her to recover and
+ enjoy it, for which Sancho returned thanks in words that set them all
+ laughing again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This, sirs," continued Dorothea, "is my story; it only remains to tell
+ you that of all the attendants I took with me from my kingdom I have none
+ left except this well-bearded squire, for all were drowned in a great
+ tempest we encountered when in sight of port; and he and I came to land on
+ a couple of planks as if by a miracle; and indeed the whole course of my
+ life is a miracle and a mystery as you may have observed; and if I have
+ been over minute in any respect or not as precise as I ought, let it be
+ accounted for by what the licentiate said at the beginning of my tale,
+ that constant and excessive troubles deprive the sufferers of their
+ memory."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "They shall not deprive me of mine, exalted and worthy princess," said Don
+ Quixote, "however great and unexampled those which I shall endure in your
+ service may be; and here I confirm anew the boon I have promised you, and
+ I swear to go with you to the end of the world until I find myself in the
+ presence of your fierce enemy, whose haughty head I trust by the aid of my
+ arm to cut off with the edge of this--I will not say good sword, thanks to
+ Gines de Pasamonte who carried away mine"--(this he said between his
+ teeth, and then continued), "and when it has been cut off and you have
+ been put in peaceful possession of your realm it shall be left to your own
+ decision to dispose of your person as may be most pleasing to you; for so
+ long as my memory is occupied, my will enslaved, and my understanding
+ enthralled by her--I say no more--it is impossible for me for a moment to
+ contemplate marriage, even with a Phoenix."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The last words of his master about not wanting to marry were so
+ disagreeable to Sancho that raising his voice he exclaimed with great
+ irritation:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By my oath, Senor Don Quixote, you are not in your right senses; for how
+ can your worship possibly object to marrying such an exalted princess as
+ this? Do you think Fortune will offer you behind every stone such a piece
+ of luck as is offered you now? Is my lady Dulcinea fairer, perchance? Not
+ she; nor half as fair; and I will even go so far as to say she does not
+ come up to the shoe of this one here. A poor chance I have of getting that
+ county I am waiting for if your worship goes looking for dainties in the
+ bottom of the sea. In the devil's name, marry, marry, and take this
+ kingdom that comes to hand without any trouble, and when you are king make
+ me a marquis or governor of a province, and for the rest let the devil
+ take it all."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote, when he heard such blasphemies uttered against his lady
+ Dulcinea, could not endure it, and lifting his pike, without saying
+ anything to Sancho or uttering a word, he gave him two such thwacks that
+ he brought him to the ground; and had it not been that Dorothea cried out
+ to him to spare him he would have no doubt taken his life on the spot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Do you think," he said to him after a pause, "you scurvy clown, that you
+ are to be always interfering with me, and that you are to be always
+ offending and I always pardoning? Don't fancy it, impious scoundrel, for
+ that beyond a doubt thou art, since thou hast set thy tongue going against
+ the peerless Dulcinea. Know you not, lout, vagabond, beggar, that were it
+ not for the might that she infuses into my arm I should not have strength
+ enough to kill a flea? Say, scoffer with a viper's tongue, what think you
+ has won this kingdom and cut off this giant's head and made you a marquis
+ (for all this I count as already accomplished and decided), but the might
+ of Dulcinea, employing my arm as the instrument of her achievements? She
+ fights in me and conquers in me, and I live and breathe in her, and owe my
+ life and being to her. O whoreson scoundrel, how ungrateful you are, you
+ see yourself raised from the dust of the earth to be a titled lord, and
+ the return you make for so great a benefit is to speak evil of her who has
+ conferred it upon you!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho was not so stunned but that he heard all his master said, and
+ rising with some degree of nimbleness he ran to place himself behind
+ Dorothea's palfrey, and from that position he said to his master:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Tell me, senor; if your worship is resolved not to marry this great
+ princess, it is plain the kingdom will not be yours; and not being so, how
+ can you bestow favours upon me? That is what I complain of. Let your
+ worship at any rate marry this queen, now that we have got her here as if
+ showered down from heaven, and afterwards you may go back to my lady
+ Dulcinea; for there must have been kings in the world who kept mistresses.
+ As to beauty, I have nothing to do with it; and if the truth is to be
+ told, I like them both; though I have never seen the lady Dulcinea."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How! never seen her, blasphemous traitor!" exclaimed Don Quixote; "hast
+ thou not just now brought me a message from her?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I mean," said Sancho, "that I did not see her so much at my leisure that
+ I could take particular notice of her beauty, or of her charms piecemeal;
+ but taken in the lump I like her."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Now I forgive thee," said Don Quixote; "and do thou forgive me the injury
+ I have done thee; for our first impulses are not in our control."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That I see," replied Sancho, "and with me the wish to speak is always the
+ first impulse, and I cannot help saying, once at any rate, what I have on
+ the tip of my tongue."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For all that, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "take heed of what thou sayest,
+ for the pitcher goes so often to the well--I need say no more to thee."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, well," said Sancho, "God is in heaven, and sees all tricks, and
+ will judge who does most harm, I in not speaking right, or your worship in
+ not doing it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is enough," said Dorothea; "run, Sancho, and kiss your lord's hand
+ and beg his pardon, and henceforward be more circumspect with your praise
+ and abuse; and say nothing in disparagement of that lady Toboso, of whom I
+ know nothing save that I am her servant; and put your trust in God, for
+ you will not fail to obtain some dignity so as to live like a prince."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho advanced hanging his head and begged his master's hand, which Don
+ Quixote with dignity presented to him, giving him his blessing as soon as
+ he had kissed it; he then bade him go on ahead a little, as he had
+ questions to ask him and matters of great importance to discuss with him.
+ Sancho obeyed, and when the two had gone some distance in advance Don
+ Quixote said to him, "Since thy return I have had no opportunity or time
+ to ask thee many particulars touching thy mission and the answer thou hast
+ brought back, and now that chance has granted us the time and opportunity,
+ deny me not the happiness thou canst give me by such good news."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let your worship ask what you will," answered Sancho, "for I shall find a
+ way out of all as I found a way in; but I implore you, senor, not
+ to be so revengeful in future."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Why dost thou say that, Sancho?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I say it," he returned, "because those blows just now were more because
+ of the quarrel the devil stirred up between us both the other night, than
+ for what I said against my lady Dulcinea, whom I love and reverence as I
+ would a relic--though there is nothing of that about her--merely as
+ something belonging to your worship."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Say no more on that subject for thy life, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for
+ it is displeasing to me; I have already pardoned thee for that, and thou
+ knowest the common saying, 'for a fresh sin a fresh penance.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While this was going on they saw coming along the road they were following
+ a man mounted on an ass, who when he came close seemed to be a gipsy; but
+ Sancho Panza, whose eyes and heart were there wherever he saw asses, no
+ sooner beheld the man than he knew him to be Gines de Pasamonte; and by
+ the thread of the gipsy he got at the ball, his ass, for it was, in fact,
+ Dapple that carried Pasamonte, who to escape recognition and to sell the
+ ass had disguised himself as a gipsy, being able to speak the gipsy
+ language, and many more, as well as if they were his own. Sancho saw him
+ and recognised him, and the instant he did so he shouted to him,
+ "Ginesillo, you thief, give up my treasure, release my life, embarrass
+ thyself not with my repose, quit my ass, leave my delight, be off, rip,
+ get thee gone, thief, and give up what is not thine."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was no necessity for so many words or objurgations, for at the first
+ one Gines jumped down, and at a like racing speed made off and got clear
+ of them all. Sancho hastened to his Dapple, and embracing him he said,
+ "How hast thou fared, my blessing, Dapple of my eyes, my comrade?" all the
+ while kissing him and caressing him as if he were a human being. The ass
+ held his peace, and let himself be kissed and caressed by Sancho without
+ answering a single word. They all came up and congratulated him on having
+ found Dapple, Don Quixote especially, who told him that notwithstanding
+ this he would not cancel the order for the three ass-colts, for which
+ Sancho thanked him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While the two had been going along conversing in this fashion, the curate
+ observed to Dorothea that she had shown great cleverness, as well in the
+ story itself as in its conciseness, and the resemblance it bore to those
+ of the books of chivalry. She said that she had many times amused herself
+ reading them; but that she did not know the situation of the provinces or
+ seaports, and so she had said at haphazard that she had landed at Osuna.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So I saw," said the curate, "and for that reason I made haste to say what
+ I did, by which it was all set right. But is it not a strange thing to see
+ how readily this unhappy gentleman believes all these figments and lies,
+ simply because they are in the style and manner of the absurdities of his
+ books?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So it is," said Cardenio; "and so uncommon and unexampled, that were one
+ to attempt to invent and concoct it in fiction, I doubt if there be any
+ wit keen enough to imagine it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But another strange thing about it," said the curate, "is that, apart
+ from the silly things which this worthy gentleman says in connection with
+ his craze, when other subjects are dealt with, he can discuss them in a
+ perfectly rational manner, showing that his mind is quite clear and
+ composed; so that, provided his chivalry is not touched upon, no one would
+ take him to be anything but a man of thoroughly sound understanding."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While they were holding this conversation Don Quixote continued his with
+ Sancho, saying:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Friend Panza, let us forgive and forget as to our quarrels, and tell me
+ now, dismissing anger and irritation, where, how, and when didst thou find
+ Dulcinea? What was she doing? What didst thou say to her? What did she
+ answer? How did she look when she was reading my letter? Who copied it out
+ for thee? and everything in the matter that seems to thee worth knowing,
+ asking, and learning; neither adding nor falsifying to give me pleasure,
+ nor yet curtailing lest you should deprive me of it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor," replied Sancho, "if the truth is to be told, nobody copied out
+ the letter for me, for I carried no letter at all."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is as thou sayest," said Don Quixote, "for the note-book in which I
+ wrote it I found in my own possession two days after thy departure, which
+ gave me very great vexation, as I knew not what thou wouldst do on finding
+ thyself without any letter; and I made sure thou wouldst return from the
+ place where thou didst first miss it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So I should have done," said Sancho, "if I had not got it by heart when
+ your worship read it to me, so that I repeated it to a sacristan, who
+ copied it out for me from hearing it, so exactly that he said in all the
+ days of his life, though he had read many a letter of excommunication, he
+ had never seen or read so pretty a letter as that."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And hast thou got it still in thy memory, Sancho?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No, senor," replied Sancho, "for as soon as I had repeated it, seeing
+ there was no further use for it, I set about forgetting it; and if I
+ recollect any of it, it is that about 'Scrubbing,'I mean to say 'Sovereign
+ Lady,' and the end 'Yours till death, the Knight of the Rueful
+ Countenance;' and between these two I put into it more than three hundred
+ 'my souls' and 'my life's' and 'my eyes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c30e" id="c30e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c30e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c30e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch31" id="ch31"></a>CHAPTER XXXI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, HIS
+ SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c31a" id="c31a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c31a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c31a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c31a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All that is not unsatisfactory to me," said Don Quixote. "Go on; thou
+ didst reach her; and what was that queen of beauty doing? Surely thou
+ didst find her stringing pearls, or embroidering some device in gold
+ thread for this her enslaved knight."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I did not," said Sancho, "but I found her winnowing two bushels of wheat
+ in the yard of her house."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then depend upon it," said Don Quixote, "the grains of that wheat were
+ pearls when touched by her hands; and didst thou look, friend? was it
+ white wheat or brown?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It was neither, but red," said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then I promise thee," said Don Quixote, "that, winnowed by her hands,
+ beyond a doubt the bread it made was of the whitest; but go on; when thou
+ gavest her my letter, did she kiss it? Did she place it on her head? Did
+ she perform any ceremony befitting it, or what did she do?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "When I went to give it to her," replied Sancho, "she was hard at it
+ swaying from side to side with a lot of wheat she had in the sieve, and
+ she said to me, 'Lay the letter, friend, on the top of that sack, for I
+ cannot read it until I have done sifting all this."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Discreet lady!" said Don Quixote; "that was in order to read it at her
+ leisure and enjoy it; proceed, Sancho; while she was engaged in her
+ occupation what converse did she hold with thee? What did she ask about
+ me, and what answer didst thou give? Make haste; tell me all, and let not
+ an atom be left behind in the ink-bottle."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "She asked me nothing," said Sancho; "but I told her how your worship was
+ left doing penance in her service, naked from the waist up, in among these
+ mountains like a savage, sleeping on the ground, not eating bread off a
+ tablecloth nor combing your beard, weeping and cursing your fortune."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In saying I cursed my fortune thou saidst wrong," said Don Quixote; "for
+ rather do I bless it and shall bless it all the days of my life for having
+ made me worthy of aspiring to love so lofty a lady as Dulcinea del
+ Toboso."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And so lofty she is," said Sancho, "that she overtops me by more than a
+ hand's-breadth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What! Sancho," said Don Quixote, "didst thou measure with her?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I measured in this way," said Sancho; "going to help her to put a sack of
+ wheat on the back of an ass, we came so close together that I could see
+ she stood more than a good palm over me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well!" said Don Quixote, "and doth she not of a truth accompany and adorn
+ this greatness with a thousand million charms of mind! But one thing thou
+ wilt not deny, Sancho; when thou camest close to her didst thou not
+ perceive a Sabaean odour, an aromatic fragrance, a, I know not what,
+ delicious, that I cannot find a name for; I mean a redolence, an
+ exhalation, as if thou wert in the shop of some dainty glover?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All I can say is," said Sancho, "that I did perceive a little odour,
+ something goaty; it must have been that she was all in a sweat with hard
+ work."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It could not be that," said Don Quixote, "but thou must have been
+ suffering from cold in the head, or must have smelt thyself; for I know
+ well what would be the scent of that rose among thorns, that lily of the
+ field, that dissolved amber."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Maybe so," replied Sancho; "there often comes from myself that same odour
+ which then seemed to me to come from her grace the lady Dulcinea; but
+ that's no wonder, for one devil is like another."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well then," continued Don Quixote, "now she has done sifting the corn and
+ sent it to the mill; what did she do when she read the letter?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As for the letter," said Sancho, "she did not read it, for she said she
+ could neither read nor write; instead of that she tore it up into small
+ pieces, saying that she did not want to let anyone read it lest her
+ secrets should become known in the village, and that what I had told her
+ by word of mouth about the love your worship bore her, and the
+ extraordinary penance you were doing for her sake, was enough; and, to
+ make an end of it, she told me to tell your worship that she kissed your
+ hands, and that she had a greater desire to see you than to write to you;
+ and that therefore she entreated and commanded you, on sight of this
+ present, to come out of these thickets, and to have done with carrying on
+ absurdities, and to set out at once for El Toboso, unless something else
+ of greater importance should happen, for she had a great desire to see
+ your worship. She laughed greatly when I told her how your worship was
+ called The Knight of the Rueful Countenance; I asked her if that Biscayan
+ the other day had been there; and she told me he had, and that he was an
+ honest fellow; I asked her too about the galley slaves, but she said she
+ had not seen any as yet."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So far all goes well," said Don Quixote; "but tell me what jewel was it
+ that she gave thee on taking thy leave, in return for thy tidings of me?
+ For it is a usual and ancient custom with knights and ladies errant to
+ give the squires, damsels, or dwarfs who bring tidings of their ladies to
+ the knights, or of their knights to the ladies, some rich jewel as a
+ guerdon for good news,' and acknowledgment of the message."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is very likely," said Sancho, "and a good custom it was, to my mind;
+ but that must have been in days gone by, for now it would seem to be the
+ custom only to give a piece of bread and cheese; because that was what my
+ lady Dulcinea gave me over the top of the yard-wall when I took leave of
+ her; and more by token it was sheep's-milk cheese."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "She is generous in the extreme," said Don Quixote, "and if she did not
+ give thee a jewel of gold, no doubt it must have been because she had not
+ one to hand there to give thee; but sleeves are good after Easter; I shall
+ see her and all shall be made right. But knowest thou what amazes me,
+ Sancho? It seems to me thou must have gone and come through the air, for
+ thou hast taken but little more than three days to go to El Toboso and
+ return, though it is more than thirty leagues from here to there. From
+ which I am inclined to think that the sage magician who is my friend, and
+ watches over my interests (for of necessity there is and must be one, or
+ else I should not be a right knight-errant), that this same, I say, must
+ have helped thee to travel without thy knowledge; for some of these sages
+ will catch up a knight-errant sleeping in his bed, and without his knowing
+ how or in what way it happened, he wakes up the next day more than a
+ thousand leagues away from the place where he went to sleep. And if it
+ were not for this, knights-errant would not be able to give aid to one
+ another in peril, as they do at every turn. For a knight, maybe, is
+ fighting in the mountains of Armenia with some dragon, or fierce serpent,
+ or another knight, and gets the worst of the battle, and is at the point
+ of death; but when he least looks for it, there appears over against him
+ on a cloud, or chariot of fire, another knight, a friend of his, who just
+ before had been in England, and who takes his part, and delivers him from
+ death; and at night he finds himself in his own quarters supping very much
+ to his satisfaction; and yet from one place to the other will have been
+ two or three thousand leagues. And all this is done by the craft and skill
+ of the sage enchanters who take care of those valiant knights; so that,
+ friend Sancho, I find no difficulty in believing that thou mayest have
+ gone from this place to El Toboso and returned in such a short time,
+ since, as I have said, some friendly sage must have carried thee through
+ the air without thee perceiving it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That must have been it," said Sancho, "for indeed Rocinante went like a
+ gipsy's ass with quicksilver in his ears."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Quicksilver!" said Don Quixote, "aye and what is more, a legion of
+ devils, folk that can travel and make others travel without being weary,
+ exactly as the whim seizes them. But putting this aside, what thinkest
+ thou I ought to do about my lady's command to go and see her? For though I
+ feel that I am bound to obey her mandate, I feel too that I am debarred by
+ the boon I have accorded to the princess that accompanies us, and the law
+ of chivalry compels me to have regard for my word in preference to my
+ inclination; on the one hand the desire to see my lady pursues and
+ harasses me, on the other my solemn promise and the glory I shall win in
+ this enterprise urge and call me; but what I think I shall do is to travel
+ with all speed and reach quickly the place where this giant is, and on my
+ arrival I shall cut off his head, and establish the princess peacefully in
+ her realm, and forthwith I shall return to behold the light that lightens
+ my senses, to whom I shall make such excuses that she will be led to
+ approve of my delay, for she will see that it entirely tends to increase
+ her glory and fame; for all that I have won, am winning, or shall win by
+ arms in this life, comes to me of the favour she extends to me, and
+ because I am hers."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ah! what a sad state your worship's brains are in!" said Sancho. "Tell
+ me, senor, do you mean to travel all that way for nothing, and to let slip
+ and lose so rich and great a match as this where they give as a portion a
+ kingdom that in sober truth I have heard say is more than twenty thousand
+ leagues round about, and abounds with all things necessary to support
+ human life, and is bigger than Portugal and Castile put together? Peace,
+ for the love of God! Blush for what you have said, and take my advice, and
+ forgive me, and marry at once in the first village where there is a
+ curate; if not, here is our licentiate who will do the business
+ beautifully; remember, I am old enough to give advice, and this I am
+ giving comes pat to the purpose; for a sparrow in the hand is better than
+ a vulture on the wing, and he who has the good to his hand and chooses the
+ bad, that the good he complains of may not come to him."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote. "If thou art advising me to marry,
+ in order that immediately on slaying the giant I may become king, and be
+ able to confer favours on thee, and give thee what I have promised, let me
+ tell thee I shall be able very easily to satisfy thy desires without
+ marrying; for before going into battle I will make it a stipulation that,
+ if I come out of it victorious, even I do not marry, they shall give me a
+ portion of the kingdom, that I may bestow it upon whomsoever I
+ choose, and when they give it to me upon whom wouldst thou have me bestow
+ it but upon thee?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is plain speaking," said Sancho; "but let your worship take care to
+ choose it on the seacoast, so that if I don't like the life, I may be able
+ to ship off my black vassals and deal with them as I have said; don't mind
+ going to see my lady Dulcinea now, but go and kill this giant and let us
+ finish off this business; for by God it strikes me it will be one of great
+ honour and great profit."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I hold thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and I
+ will take thy advice as to accompanying the princess before going to see
+ Dulcinea; but I counsel thee not to say anything to any one, or to those
+ who are with us, about what we have considered and discussed, for as
+ Dulcinea is so decorous that she does not wish her thoughts to be known it
+ is not right that I or anyone for me should disclose them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well then, if that be so," said Sancho, "how is it that your worship
+ makes all those you overcome by your arm go to present themselves before
+ my lady Dulcinea, this being the same thing as signing your name to it
+ that you love her and are her lover? And as those who go must perforce
+ kneel before her and say they come from your worship to submit themselves
+ to her, how can the thoughts of both of you be hid?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "O, how silly and simple thou art!" said Don Quixote; "seest thou not,
+ Sancho, that this tends to her greater exaltation? For thou must know that
+ according to our way of thinking in chivalry, it is a high honour to a
+ lady to have many knights-errant in her service, whose thoughts never go
+ beyond serving her for her own sake, and who look for no other reward for
+ their great and true devotion than that she should be willing to accept
+ them as her knights."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is with that kind of love," said Sancho, "I have heard preachers say
+ we ought to love our Lord, for himself alone, without being moved by the
+ hope of glory or the fear of punishment; though for my part, I would
+ rather love and serve him for what he could do."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The devil take thee for a clown!" said Don Quixote, "and what shrewd
+ things thou sayest at times! One would think thou hadst studied."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In faith, then, I cannot even read."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Master Nicholas here called out to them to wait a while, as they wanted to
+ halt and drink at a little spring there was there. Don Quixote drew up,
+ not a little to the satisfaction of Sancho, for he was by this time weary
+ of telling so many lies, and in dread of his master catching him tripping,
+ for though he knew that Dulcinea was a peasant girl of El Toboso, he had
+ never seen her in all his life. Cardenio had now put on the clothes which
+ Dorothea was wearing when they found her, and though they were not very
+ good, they were far better than those he put off. They dismounted together
+ by the side of the spring, and with what the curate had provided himself
+ with at the inn they appeased, though not very well, the keen appetite
+ they all of them brought with them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While they were so employed there happened to come by a youth passing on
+ his way, who stopping to examine the party at the spring, the next moment
+ ran to Don Quixote and clasping him round the legs, began to weep freely,
+ saying, "O, senor, do you not know me? Look at me well; I am that lad
+ Andres that your worship released from the oak-tree where I was tied."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote recognised him, and taking his hand he turned to those present
+ and said: "That your worships may see how important it is to have
+ knights-errant to redress the wrongs and injuries done by tyrannical and
+ wicked men in this world, I may tell you that some days ago passing
+ through a wood, I heard cries and piteous complaints as of a person in
+ pain and distress; I immediately hastened, impelled by my bounden duty, to
+ the quarter whence the plaintive accents seemed to me to proceed, and I
+ found tied to an oak this lad who now stands before you, which in my heart
+ I rejoice at, for his testimony will not permit me to depart from the
+ truth in any particular. He was, I say, tied to an oak, naked from the
+ waist up, and a clown, whom I afterwards found to be his master, was
+ scarifying him by lashes with the reins of his mare. As soon as I saw him
+ I asked the reason of so cruel a flagellation. The boor replied that he
+ was flogging him because he was his servant and because of carelessness
+ that proceeded rather from dishonesty than stupidity; on which this boy
+ said, 'Senor, he flogs me only because I ask for my wages.' The master
+ made I know not what speeches and explanations, which, though I listened
+ to them, I did not accept. In short, I compelled the clown to unbind him,
+ and to swear he would take him with him, and pay him real by real, and
+ perfumed into the bargain. Is not all this true, Andres my son? Didst thou
+ not mark with what authority I commanded him, and with what humility he
+ promised to do all I enjoined, specified, and required of him? Answer
+ without hesitation; tell these gentlemen what took place, that they may
+ see that it is as great an advantage as I say to have knights-errant
+ abroad."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All that your worship has said is quite true," answered the lad; "but the
+ end of the business turned out just the opposite of what your worship
+ supposes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How! the opposite?" said Don Quixote; "did not the clown pay thee then?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Not only did he not pay me," replied the lad, "but as soon as your
+ worship had passed out of the wood and we were alone, he tied me up again
+ to the same oak and gave me a fresh flogging, that left me like a flayed
+ Saint Bartholomew; and every stroke he gave me he followed up with some
+ jest or gibe about having made a fool of your worship, and but for the
+ pain I was suffering I should have laughed at the things he said. In short
+ he left me in such a condition that I have been until now in a hospital
+ getting cured of the injuries which that rascally clown inflicted on me
+ then; for all which your worship is to blame; for if you had gone your own
+ way and not come where there was no call for you, nor meddled in other
+ people's affairs, my master would have been content with giving me one or
+ two dozen lashes, and would have then loosed me and paid me what he owed
+ me; but when your worship abused him so out of measure, and gave him so
+ many hard words, his anger was kindled; and as he could not revenge
+ himself on you, as soon as he saw you had left him the storm burst upon me
+ in such a way, that I feel as if I should never be a man again."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The mischief," said Don Quixote, "lay in my going away; for I should not
+ have gone until I had seen thee paid; because I ought to have known well
+ by long experience that there is no clown who will keep his word if he
+ finds it will not suit him to keep it; but thou rememberest, Andres, that
+ I swore if he did not pay thee I would go and seek him, and find him
+ though he were to hide himself in the whale's belly."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is true," said Andres; "but it was of no use."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou shalt see now whether it is of use or not," said Don Quixote; and so
+ saying, he got up hastily and bade Sancho bridle Rocinante, who was
+ browsing while they were eating. Dorothea asked him what he meant to do.
+ He replied that he meant to go in search of this clown and chastise him
+ for such iniquitous conduct, and see Andres paid to the last maravedi,
+ despite and in the teeth of all the clowns in the world. To which she
+ replied that he must remember that in accordance with his promise he could
+ not engage in any enterprise until he had concluded hers; and that as he
+ knew this better than anyone, he should restrain his ardour until his
+ return from her kingdom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is true," said Don Quixote, "and Andres must have patience until my
+ return as you say, senora; but I once more swear and promise not to stop
+ until I have seen him avenged and paid."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have no faith in those oaths," said Andres; "I would rather have now
+ something to help me to get to Seville than all the revenges in the world;
+ if you have here anything to eat that I can take with me, give it me, and
+ God be with your worship and all knights-errant; and may their errands
+ turn out as well for themselves as they have for me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho took out from his store a piece of bread and another of cheese, and
+ giving them to the lad he said, "Here, take this, brother Andres, for we
+ have all of us a share in your misfortune."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Why, what share have you got?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This share of bread and cheese I am giving you," answered Sancho; "and
+ God knows whether I shall feel the want of it myself or not; for I would
+ have you know, friend, that we squires to knights-errant have to bear a
+ great deal of hunger and hard fortune, and even other things more easily
+ felt than told."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Andres seized his bread and cheese, and seeing that nobody gave him
+ anything more, bent his head, and took hold of the road, as the saying is.
+ However, before leaving he said, "For the love of God, sir knight-errant,
+ if you ever meet me again, though you may see them cutting me to pieces,
+ give me no aid or succour, but leave me to my misfortune, which will not
+ be so great but that a greater will come to me by being helped by your
+ worship, on whom and all the knights-errant that have ever been born God
+ send his curse."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote was getting up to chastise him, but he took to his heels at
+ such a pace that no one attempted to follow him; and mightily chapfallen
+ was Don Quixote at Andres' story, and the others had to take great care to
+ restrain their laughter so as not to put him entirely out of countenance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c31e" id="c31e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c31e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c31e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch32" id="ch32"></a>CHAPTER XXXII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c32a" id="c32a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c32a.jpg (132K)" src="images/c32a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c32a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their dainty repast being finished, they saddled at once, and without any
+ adventure worth mentioning they reached next day the inn, the object of
+ Sancho Panza's fear and dread; but though he would have rather not entered
+ it, there was no help for it. The landlady, the landlord, their daughter,
+ and Maritornes, when they saw Don Quixote and Sancho coming, went out to
+ welcome them with signs of hearty satisfaction, which Don Quixote received
+ with dignity and gravity, and bade them make up a better bed for him than
+ the last time: to which the landlady replied that if he paid better than
+ he did the last time she would give him one fit for a prince. Don Quixote
+ said he would, so they made up a tolerable one for him in the same garret
+ as before; and he lay down at once, being sorely shaken and in want of
+ sleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No sooner was the door shut upon him than the landlady made at the barber,
+ and seizing him by the beard, said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By my faith you are not going to make a beard of my tail any longer; you
+ must give me back tail, for it is a shame the way that thing of my
+ husband's goes tossing about on the floor; I mean the comb that I used to
+ stick in my good tail."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But for all she tugged at it the barber would not give it up until the
+ licentiate told him to let her have it, as there was now no further
+ occasion for that stratagem, because he might declare himself and appear
+ in his own character, and tell Don Quixote that he had fled to this inn
+ when those thieves the galley slaves robbed him; and should he ask for the
+ princess's squire, they could tell him that she had sent him on before her
+ to give notice to the people of her kingdom that she was coming, and
+ bringing with her the deliverer of them all. On this the barber cheerfully
+ restored the tail to the landlady, and at the same time they returned all
+ the accessories they had borrowed to effect Don Quixote's deliverance. All
+ the people of the inn were struck with astonishment at the beauty of
+ Dorothea, and even at the comely figure of the shepherd Cardenio. The
+ curate made them get ready such fare as there was in the inn, and the
+ landlord, in hope of better payment, served them up a tolerably good
+ dinner. All this time Don Quixote was asleep, and they thought it best not
+ to waken him, as sleeping would now do him more good than eating.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While at dinner, the company consisting of the landlord, his wife, their
+ daughter, Maritornes, and all the travellers, they discussed the strange
+ craze of Don Quixote and the manner in which he had been found; and the
+ landlady told them what had taken place between him and the carrier; and
+ then, looking round to see if Sancho was there, when she saw he was not,
+ she gave them the whole story of his blanketing, which they received with
+ no little amusement. But on the curate observing that it was the books of
+ chivalry which Don Quixote had read that had turned his brain, the
+ landlord said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I cannot understand how that can be, for in truth to my mind there is no
+ better reading in the world, and I have here two or three of them, with
+ other writings that are the very life, not only of myself but of plenty
+ more; for when it is harvest-time, the reapers flock here on holidays, and
+ there is always one among them who can read and who takes up one of these
+ books, and we gather round him, thirty or more of us, and stay listening
+ to him with a delight that makes our grey hairs grow young again. At least
+ I can say for myself that when I hear of what furious and terrible blows
+ the knights deliver, I am seized with the longing to do the same, and I
+ would like to be hearing about them night and day."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And I just as much," said the landlady, "because I never have a quiet
+ moment in my house except when you are listening to some one reading; for
+ then you are so taken up that for the time being you forget to scold."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is true," said Maritornes; "and, faith, I relish hearing these
+ things greatly too, for they are very pretty; especially when they
+ describe some lady or another in the arms of her knight under the orange
+ trees, and the duenna who is keeping watch for them half dead with envy
+ and fright; all this I say is as good as honey."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And you, what do you think, young lady?" said the curate turning to the
+ landlord's daughter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I don't know indeed, senor," said she; "I listen too, and to tell the
+ truth, though I do not understand it, I like hearing it; but it is not the
+ blows that my father likes that I like, but the laments the knights utter
+ when they are separated from their ladies; and indeed they sometimes make
+ me weep with the pity I feel for them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then you would console them if it was for you they wept, young lady?"
+ said Dorothea.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I don't know what I should do," said the girl; "I only know that there
+ are some of those ladies so cruel that they call their knights tigers and
+ lions and a thousand other foul names: and Jesus! I don't know what sort
+ of folk they can be, so unfeeling and heartless, that rather than bestow a
+ glance upon a worthy man they leave him to die or go mad. I don't know
+ what is the good of such prudery; if it is for honour's sake, why not
+ marry them? That's all they want."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Hush, child," said the landlady; "it seems to me thou knowest a great
+ deal about these things, and it is not fit for girls to know or talk so
+ much."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As the gentleman asked me, I could not help answering him," said the
+ girl.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well then," said the curate, "bring me these books, senor landlord, for I
+ should like to see them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With all my heart," said he, and going into his own room he brought out
+ an old valise secured with a little chain, on opening which the curate
+ found in it three large books and some manuscripts written in a very good
+ hand. The first that he opened he found to be "Don Cirongilio of Thrace,"
+ and the second "Don Felixmarte of Hircania," and the other the "History of
+ the Great Captain Gonzalo Hernandez de Cordova, with the Life of Diego
+ Garcia de Paredes."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the curate read the two first titles he looked over at the barber and
+ said, "We want my friend's housekeeper and niece here now."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nay," said the barber, "I can do just as well to carry them to the yard
+ or to the hearth, and there is a very good fire there."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What! your worship would burn my books!" said the landlord.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Only these two," said the curate, "Don Cirongilio, and Felixmarte."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Are my books, then, heretics or phlegmaties that you want to burn them?"
+ said the landlord.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Schismatics you mean, friend," said the barber, "not phlegmatics."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That's it," said the landlord; "but if you want to burn any, let it be
+ that about the Great Captain and that Diego Garcia; for I would rather
+ have a child of mine burnt than either of the others."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Brother," said the curate, "those two books are made up of lies, and are
+ full of folly and nonsense; but this of the Great Captain is a true
+ history, and contains the deeds of Gonzalo Hernandez of Cordova, who by
+ his many and great achievements earned the title all over the world of the
+ Great Captain, a famous and illustrious name, and deserved by him alone;
+ and this Diego Garcia de Paredes was a distinguished knight of the city of
+ Trujillo in Estremadura, a most gallant soldier, and of such bodily
+ strength that with one finger he stopped a mill-wheel in full motion; and
+ posted with a two-handed sword at the foot of a bridge he kept the whole
+ of an immense army from passing over it, and achieved such other exploits
+ that if, instead of his relating them himself with the modesty of a knight
+ and of one writing his own history, some free and unbiased writer had
+ recorded them, they would have thrown into the shade all the deeds of the
+ Hectors, Achilleses, and Rolands."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c32b" id="c32b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c32b.jpg (395K)" src="images/c32b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c32b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Tell that to my father," said the landlord. "There's a thing to be
+ astonished at! Stopping a mill-wheel! By God your worship should read what
+ I have read of Felixmarte of Hircania, how with one single backstroke he
+ cleft five giants asunder through the middle as if they had been made of
+ bean-pods like the little friars the children make; and another time he
+ attacked a very great and powerful army, in which there were more than a
+ million six hundred thousand soldiers, all armed from head to foot, and he
+ routed them all as if they had been flocks of sheep."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c32c" id="c32c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c32c.jpg (341K)" src="images/c32c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c32c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And then, what do you say to the good Cirongilio of Thrace, that was so
+ stout and bold; as may be seen in the book, where it is related that as he
+ was sailing along a river there came up out of the midst of the water
+ against him a fiery serpent, and he, as soon as he saw it, flung himself
+ upon it and got astride of its scaly shoulders, and squeezed its throat
+ with both hands with such force that the serpent, finding he was
+ throttling it, had nothing for it but to let itself sink to the bottom of
+ the river, carrying with it the knight who would not let go his hold; and
+ when they got down there he found himself among palaces and gardens so
+ pretty that it was a wonder to see; and then the serpent changed itself
+ into an old ancient man, who told him such things as were never heard.
+ Hold your peace, senor; for if you were to hear this you would go mad with
+ delight. A couple of figs for your Great Captain and your Diego Garcia!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hearing this Dorothea said in a whisper to Cardenio, "Our landlord is
+ almost fit to play a second part to Don Quixote."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I think so," said Cardenio, "for, as he shows, he accepts it as a
+ certainty that everything those books relate took place exactly as it is
+ written down; and the barefooted friars themselves would not persuade him
+ to the contrary."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But consider, brother," said the curate once more, "there never was any
+ Felixmarte of Hircania in the world, nor any Cirongilio of Thrace, or any
+ of the other knights of the same sort, that the books of chivalry talk of;
+ the whole thing is the fabrication and invention of idle wits, devised by
+ them for the purpose you describe of beguiling the time, as your reapers
+ do when they read; for I swear to you in all seriousness there never were
+ any such knights in the world, and no such exploits or nonsense ever
+ happened anywhere."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Try that bone on another dog," said the landlord; "as if I did not know
+ how many make five, and where my shoe pinches me; don't think to feed me
+ with pap, for by God I am no fool. It is a good joke for your worship to
+ try and persuade me that everything these good books say is nonsense and
+ lies, and they printed by the license of the Lords of the Royal Council,
+ as if they were people who would allow such a lot of lies to be printed
+ all together, and so many battles and enchantments that they take away
+ one's senses."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have told you, friend," said the curate, "that this is done to divert
+ our idle thoughts; and as in well-ordered states games of chess, fives,
+ and billiards are allowed for the diversion of those who do not care, or
+ are not obliged, or are unable to work, so books of this kind are allowed
+ to be printed, on the supposition that, what indeed is the truth, there
+ can be nobody so ignorant as to take any of them for true stories; and if
+ it were permitted me now, and the present company desired it, I could say
+ something about the qualities books of chivalry should possess to be good
+ ones, that would be to the advantage and even to the taste of some; but I
+ hope the time will come when I can communicate my ideas to some one who
+ may be able to mend matters; and in the meantime, senor landlord, believe
+ what I have said, and take your books, and make up your mind about their
+ truth or falsehood, and much good may they do you; and God grant you may
+ not fall lame of the same foot your guest Don Quixote halts on."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No fear of that," returned the landlord; "I shall not be so mad as to
+ make a knight-errant of myself; for I see well enough that things are not
+ now as they used to be in those days, when they say those famous knights
+ roamed about the world."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho had made his appearance in the middle of this conversation, and he
+ was very much troubled and cast down by what he heard said about
+ knights-errant being now no longer in vogue, and all books of chivalry
+ being folly and lies; and he resolved in his heart to wait and see what
+ came of this journey of his master's, and if it did not turn out as
+ happily as his master expected, he determined to leave him and go back to
+ his wife and children and his ordinary labour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The landlord was carrying away the valise and the books, but the curate
+ said to him, "Wait; I want to see what those papers are that are written
+ in such a good hand." The landlord taking them out handed them to him to
+ read, and he perceived they were a work of about eight sheets of
+ manuscript, with, in large letters at the beginning, the title of "Novel
+ of the Ill-advised Curiosity." The curate read three or four lines to
+ himself, and said, "I must say the title of this novel does not seem to me
+ a bad one, and I feel an inclination to read it all." To which the
+ landlord replied, "Then your reverence will do well to read it, for I can
+ tell you that some guests who have read it here have been much pleased
+ with it, and have begged it of me very earnestly; but I would not give it,
+ meaning to return it to the person who forgot the valise, books, and
+ papers here, for maybe he will return here some time or other; and though
+ I know I shall miss the books, faith I mean to return them; for though I
+ am an innkeeper, still I am a Christian."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You are very right, friend," said the curate; "but for all that, if the
+ novel pleases me you must let me copy it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With all my heart," replied the host.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While they were talking Cardenio had taken up the novel and begun to read
+ it, and forming the same opinion of it as the curate, he begged him to
+ read it so that they might all hear it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I would read it," said the curate, "if the time would not be better spent
+ in sleeping."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It will be rest enough for me," said Dorothea, "to while away the time by
+ listening to some tale, for my spirits are not yet tranquil enough to let
+ me sleep when it would be seasonable."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well then, in that case," said the curate, "I will read it, if it were
+ only out of curiosity; perhaps it may contain something pleasant."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Master Nicholas added his entreaties to the same effect, and Sancho too;
+ seeing which, and considering that he would give pleasure to all, and
+ receive it himself, the curate said, "Well then, attend to me everyone,
+ for the novel begins thus."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c32e" id="c32e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c32e.jpg (11K)" src="images/c32e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch33" id="ch33"></a>CHAPTER XXXIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY"
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In Florence, a rich and famous city of Italy in the province called
+ Tuscany, there lived two gentlemen of wealth and quality, Anselmo and
+ Lothario, such great friends that by way of distinction they were called
+ by all that knew them "The Two Friends." They were unmarried, young, of
+ the same age and of the same tastes, which was enough to account for the
+ reciprocal friendship between them. Anselmo, it is true, was somewhat more
+ inclined to seek pleasure in love than Lothario, for whom the pleasures of
+ the chase had more attraction; but on occasion Anselmo would forego his
+ own tastes to yield to those of Lothario, and Lothario would surrender his
+ to fall in with those of Anselmo, and in this way their inclinations kept
+ pace one with the other with a concord so perfect that the best regulated
+ clock could not surpass it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo was deep in love with a high-born and beautiful maiden of the same
+ city, the daughter of parents so estimable, and so estimable herself, that
+ he resolved, with the approval of his friend Lothario, without whom he did
+ nothing, to ask her of them in marriage, and did so, Lothario being the
+ bearer of the demand, and conducting the negotiation so much to the
+ satisfaction of his friend that in a short time he was in possession of
+ the object of his desires, and Camilla so happy in having won Anselmo for
+ her husband, that she gave thanks unceasingly to heaven and to Lothario,
+ by whose means such good fortune had fallen to her. The first few days,
+ those of a wedding being usually days of merry-making, Lothario frequented
+ his friend Anselmo's house as he had been wont, striving to do honour to
+ him and to the occasion, and to gratify him in every way he could; but
+ when the wedding days were over and the succession of visits and
+ congratulations had slackened, he began purposely to leave off going to
+ the house of Anselmo, for it seemed to him, as it naturally would to all
+ men of sense, that friends' houses ought not to be visited after marriage
+ with the same frequency as in their masters' bachelor days: because,
+ though true and genuine friendship cannot and should not be in any way
+ suspicious, still a married man's honour is a thing of such delicacy that
+ it is held liable to injury from brothers, much more from friends. Anselmo
+ remarked the cessation of Lothario's visits, and complained of it to him,
+ saying that if he had known that marriage was to keep him from enjoying
+ his society as he used, he would have never married; and that, if by the
+ thorough harmony that subsisted between them while he was a bachelor they
+ had earned such a sweet name as that of "The Two Friends," he should not
+ allow a title so rare and so delightful to be lost through a needless
+ anxiety to act circumspectly; and so he entreated him, if such a phrase
+ was allowable between them, to be once more master of his house and to
+ come in and go out as formerly, assuring him that his wife Camilla had no
+ other desire or inclination than that which he would wish her to have, and
+ that knowing how sincerely they loved one another she was grieved to see
+ such coldness in him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To all this and much more that Anselmo said to Lothario to persuade him to
+ come to his house as he had been in the habit of doing, Lothario replied
+ with so much prudence, sense, and judgment, that Anselmo was satisfied of
+ his friend's good intentions, and it was agreed that on two days in the
+ week, and on holidays, Lothario should come to dine with him; but though
+ this arrangement was made between them Lothario resolved to observe it no
+ further than he considered to be in accordance with the honour of his
+ friend, whose good name was more to him than his own. He said, and justly,
+ that a married man upon whom heaven had bestowed a beautiful wife should
+ consider as carefully what friends he brought to his house as what female
+ friends his wife associated with, for what cannot be done or arranged in
+ the market-place, in church, at public festivals or at stations
+ (opportunities that husbands cannot always deny their wives), may be
+ easily managed in the house of the female friend or relative in whom most
+ confidence is reposed. Lothario said, too, that every married man should
+ have some friend who would point out to him any negligence he might be
+ guilty of in his conduct, for it will sometimes happen that owing to the
+ deep affection the husband bears his wife either he does not caution her,
+ or, not to vex her, refrains from telling her to do or not to do certain
+ things, doing or avoiding which may be a matter of honour or reproach to
+ him; and errors of this kind he could easily correct if warned by a
+ friend. But where is such a friend to be found as Lothario would have, so
+ judicious, so loyal, and so true?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of a truth I know not; Lothario alone was such a one, for with the utmost
+ care and vigilance he watched over the honour of his friend, and strove to
+ diminish, cut down, and reduce the number of days for going to his house
+ according to their agreement, lest the visits of a young man, wealthy,
+ high-born, and with the attractions he was conscious of possessing, at the
+ house of a woman so beautiful as Camilla, should be regarded with
+ suspicion by the inquisitive and malicious eyes of the idle public. For
+ though his integrity and reputation might bridle slanderous tongues, still
+ he was unwilling to hazard either his own good name or that of his friend;
+ and for this reason most of the days agreed upon he devoted to some other
+ business which he pretended was unavoidable; so that a great portion of
+ the day was taken up with complaints on one side and excuses on the other.
+ It happened, however, that on one occasion when the two were strolling
+ together outside the city, Anselmo addressed the following words to
+ Lothario.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou mayest suppose, Lothario my friend, that I am unable to give
+ sufficient thanks for the favours God has rendered me in making me the son
+ of such parents as mine were, and bestowing upon me with no niggard hand
+ what are called the gifts of nature as well as those of fortune, and above
+ all for what he has done in giving me thee for a friend and Camilla for a
+ wife&mdash;two treasures that I value, if not as highly as I ought, at
+ least as highly as I am able. And yet, with all these good things, which
+ are commonly all that men need to enable them to live happily, I am the
+ most discontented and dissatisfied man in the whole world; for, I know not
+ how long since, I have been harassed and oppressed by a desire so strange
+ and so unusual, that I wonder at myself and blame and chide myself when I
+ am alone, and strive to stifle it and hide it from my own thoughts, and
+ with no better success than if I were endeavouring deliberately to publish
+ it to all the world; and as, in short, it must come out, I would confide
+ it to thy safe keeping, feeling sure that by this means, and by thy
+ readiness as a true friend to afford me relief, I shall soon find myself
+ freed from the distress it causes me, and that thy care will give me
+ happiness in the same degree as my own folly has caused me misery."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The words of Anselmo struck Lothario with astonishment, unable as he was
+ to conjecture the purport of such a lengthy preamble; and though he strove
+ to imagine what desire it could be that so troubled his friend, his
+ conjectures were all far from the truth, and to relieve the anxiety which
+ this perplexity was causing him, he told him he was doing a flagrant
+ injustice to their great friendship in seeking circuitous methods of
+ confiding to him his most hidden thoughts, for he well knew he might
+ reckon upon his counsel in diverting them, or his help in carrying them
+ into effect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is the truth," replied Anselmo, "and relying upon that I will tell
+ thee, friend Lothario, that the desire which harasses me is that of
+ knowing whether my wife Camilla is as good and as perfect as I think her
+ to be; and I cannot satisfy myself of the truth on this point except by
+ testing her in such a way that the trial may prove the purity of her
+ virtue as the fire proves that of gold; because I am persuaded, my friend,
+ that a woman is virtuous only in proportion as she is or is not tempted;
+ and that she alone is strong who does not yield to the promises, gifts,
+ tears, and importunities of earnest lovers; for what thanks does a woman
+ deserve for being good if no one urges her to be bad, and what wonder is
+ it that she is reserved and circumspect to whom no opportunity is given of
+ going wrong and who knows she has a husband that will take her life the
+ first time he detects her in an impropriety? I do not therefore hold her
+ who is virtuous through fear or want of opportunity in the same estimation
+ as her who comes out of temptation and trial with a crown of victory; and
+ so, for these reasons and many others that I could give thee to justify
+ and support the opinion I hold, I am desirous that my wife Camilla should
+ pass this crisis, and be refined and tested by the fire of finding herself
+ wooed and by one worthy to set his affections upon her; and if she comes
+ out, as I know she will, victorious from this struggle, I shall look upon
+ my good fortune as unequalled, I shall be able to say that the cup of my
+ desire is full, and that the virtuous woman of whom the sage says 'Who
+ shall find her?' has fallen to my lot. And if the result be the contrary
+ of what I expect, in the satisfaction of knowing that I have been right in
+ my opinion, I shall bear without complaint the pain which my so dearly
+ bought experience will naturally cause me. And, as nothing of all thou
+ wilt urge in opposition to my wish will avail to keep me from carrying it
+ into effect, it is my desire, friend Lothario, that thou shouldst consent
+ to become the instrument for effecting this purpose that I am bent upon,
+ for I will afford thee opportunities to that end, and nothing shall be
+ wanting that I may think necessary for the pursuit of a virtuous,
+ honourable, modest and high-minded woman. And among other reasons, I am
+ induced to entrust this arduous task to thee by the consideration that if
+ Camilla be conquered by thee the conquest will not be pushed to extremes,
+ but only far enough to account that accomplished which from a sense of
+ honour will be left undone; thus I shall not be wronged in anything more
+ than intention, and my wrong will remain buried in the integrity of thy
+ silence, which I know well will be as lasting as that of death in what
+ concerns me. If, therefore, thou wouldst have me enjoy what can be called
+ life, thou wilt at once engage in this love struggle, not lukewarmly nor
+ slothfully, but with the energy and zeal that my desire demands, and with
+ the loyalty our friendship assures me of."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such were the words Anselmo addressed to Lothario, who listened to them
+ with such attention that, except to say what has been already mentioned,
+ he did not open his lips until the other had finished. Then perceiving
+ that he had no more to say, after regarding him for awhile, as one would
+ regard something never before seen that excited wonder and amazement, he
+ said to him, "I cannot persuade myself, Anselmo my friend, that what thou
+ hast said to me is not in jest; if I thought that thou wert speaking
+ seriously I would not have allowed thee to go so far; so as to put a stop
+ to thy long harangue by not listening to thee I verily suspect that either
+ thou dost not know me, or I do not know thee; but no, I know well thou art
+ Anselmo, and thou knowest that I am Lothario; the misfortune is, it seems
+ to me, that thou art not the Anselmo thou wert, and must have thought that
+ I am not the Lothario I should be; for the things that thou hast said to
+ me are not those of that Anselmo who was my friend, nor are those that
+ thou demandest of me what should be asked of the Lothario thou knowest.
+ True friends will prove their friends and make use of them, as a poet has
+ said, usque ad aras; whereby he meant that they will not make use of their
+ friendship in things that are contrary to God's will. If this, then, was a
+ heathen's feeling about friendship, how much more should it be a
+ Christian's, who knows that the divine must not be forfeited for the sake
+ of any human friendship? And if a friend should go so far as to put aside
+ his duty to Heaven to fulfil his duty to his friend, it should not be in
+ matters that are trifling or of little moment, but in such as affect the
+ friend's life and honour. Now tell me, Anselmo, in which of these two art
+ thou imperilled, that I should hazard myself to gratify thee, and do a
+ thing so detestable as that thou seekest of me? Neither forsooth; on the
+ contrary, thou dost ask of me, so far as I understand, to strive and
+ labour to rob thee of honour and life, and to rob myself of them at the
+ same time; for if I take away thy honour it is plain I take away thy life,
+ as a man without honour is worse than dead; and being the instrument, as
+ thou wilt have it so, of so much wrong to thee, shall not I, too, be left
+ without honour, and consequently without life? Listen to me, Anselmo my
+ friend, and be not impatient to answer me until I have said what occurs to
+ me touching the object of thy desire, for there will be time enough left
+ for thee to reply and for me to hear."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be it so," said Anselmo, "say what thou wilt."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lothario then went on to say, "It seems to me, Anselmo, that thine is just
+ now the temper of mind which is always that of the Moors, who can never be
+ brought to see the error of their creed by quotations from the Holy
+ Scriptures, or by reasons which depend upon the examination of the
+ understanding or are founded upon the articles of faith, but must have
+ examples that are palpable, easy, intelligible, capable of proof, not
+ admitting of doubt, with mathematical demonstrations that cannot be
+ denied, like, 'If equals be taken from equals, the remainders are equal:'
+ and if they do not understand this in words, and indeed they do not, it
+ has to be shown to them with the hands, and put before their eyes, and
+ even with all this no one succeeds in convincing them of the truth of our
+ holy religion. This same mode of proceeding I shall have to adopt with
+ thee, for the desire which has sprung up in thee is so absurd and remote
+ from everything that has a semblance of reason, that I feel it would be a
+ waste of time to employ it in reasoning with thy simplicity, for at
+ present I will call it by no other name; and I am even tempted to leave
+ thee in thy folly as a punishment for thy pernicious desire; but the
+ friendship I bear thee, which will not allow me to desert thee in such
+ manifest danger of destruction, keeps me from dealing so harshly by thee.
+ And that thou mayest clearly see this, say, Anselmo, hast thou not told me
+ that I must force my suit upon a modest woman, decoy one that is virtuous,
+ make overtures to one that is pure-minded, pay court to one that is
+ prudent? Yes, thou hast told me so. Then, if thou knowest that thou hast a
+ wife, modest, virtuous, pure-minded and prudent, what is it that thou
+ seekest? And if thou believest that she will come forth victorious from
+ all my attacks&mdash;as doubtless she would&mdash;what higher titles than
+ those she possesses now dost thou think thou canst upon her then, or in
+ what will she be better then than she is now? Either thou dost not hold
+ her to be what thou sayest, or thou knowest not what thou dost demand. If
+ thou dost not hold her to be what thou sayest, why dost thou seek to prove her
+ instead of treating her as guilty in the way that may seem best to thee?
+ but if she be as virtuous as thou believest, it is an uncalled-for
+ proceeding to make trial of truth itself, for, after trial, it will but be
+ in the same estimation as before. Thus, then, it is conclusive that to
+ attempt things from which harm rather than advantage may come to us is the
+ part of unreasoning and reckless minds, more especially when they are
+ things which we are not forced or compelled to attempt, and which show
+ from afar that it is plainly madness to attempt them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Difficulties are attempted either for the sake of God or for the sake of
+ the world, or for both; those undertaken for God's sake are those which
+ the saints undertake when they attempt to live the lives of angels in
+ human bodies; those undertaken for the sake of the world are those of the
+ men who traverse such a vast expanse of water, such a variety of climates,
+ so many strange countries, to acquire what are called the blessings of
+ fortune; and those undertaken for the sake of God and the world together
+ are those of brave soldiers, who no sooner do they see in the enemy's wall
+ a breach as wide as a cannon ball could make, than, casting aside all
+ fear, without hesitating, or heeding the manifest peril that threatens
+ them, borne onward by the desire of defending their faith, their country,
+ and their king, they fling themselves dauntlessly into the midst of the
+ thousand opposing deaths that await them. Such are the things that men are
+ wont to attempt, and there is honour, glory, gain, in attempting them,
+ however full of difficulty and peril they may be; but that which thou
+ sayest it is thy wish to attempt and carry out will not win thee the glory
+ of God nor the blessings of fortune nor fame among men; for even if the
+ issue be as thou wouldst have it, thou wilt be no happier, richer, or more
+ honoured than thou art this moment; and if it be otherwise thou wilt be
+ reduced to misery greater than can be imagined, for then it will avail
+ thee nothing to reflect that no one is aware of the misfortune that has
+ befallen thee; it will suffice to torture and crush thee that thou knowest
+ it thyself. And in confirmation of the truth of what I say, let me repeat
+ to thee a stanza made by the famous poet Luigi Tansillo at the end of the
+ first part of his 'Tears of Saint Peter,' which says thus:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The anguish and the shame but greater grew In Peter's heart as morning
+ slowly came; No eye was there to see him, well he knew, Yet he himself was
+ to himself a shame; Exposed to all men's gaze, or screened from view, A
+ noble heart will feel the pang the same; A prey to shame the sinning soul
+ will be, Though none but heaven and earth its shame can see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus by keeping it secret thou wilt not escape thy sorrow, but rather thou
+ wilt shed tears unceasingly, if not tears of the eyes, tears of blood from
+ the heart, like those shed by that simple doctor our poet tells us of,
+ that tried the test of the cup, which the wise Rinaldo, better advised,
+ refused to do; for though this may be a poetic fiction it contains a moral
+ lesson worthy of attention and study and imitation. Moreover by what I am
+ about to say to thee thou wilt be led to see the great error thou wouldst
+ commit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Tell me, Anselmo, if Heaven or good fortune had made thee master and
+ lawful owner of a diamond of the finest quality, with the excellence and
+ purity of which all the lapidaries that had seen it had been satisfied,
+ saying with one voice and common consent that in purity, quality, and
+ fineness, it was all that a stone of the kind could possibly be, thou
+ thyself too being of the same belief, as knowing nothing to the contrary,
+ would it be reasonable in thee to desire to take that diamond and place it
+ between an anvil and a hammer, and by mere force of blows and strength of
+ arm try if it were as hard and as fine as they said? And if thou didst,
+ and if the stone should resist so silly a test, that would add nothing to
+ its value or reputation; and if it were broken, as it might be, would not
+ all be lost? Undoubtedly it would, leaving its owner to be rated as a fool
+ in the opinion of all. Consider, then, Anselmo my friend, that Camilla is
+ a diamond of the finest quality as well in thy estimation as in that of
+ others, and that it is contrary to reason to expose her to the risk of
+ being broken; for if she remains intact she cannot rise to a higher value
+ than she now possesses; and if she give way and be unable to resist,
+ bethink thee now how thou wilt be deprived of her, and with what good
+ reason thou wilt complain of thyself for having been the cause of her ruin
+ and thine own. Remember there is no jewel in the world so precious as a
+ chaste and virtuous woman, and that the whole honour of women consists in
+ reputation; and since thy wife's is of that high excellence that thou
+ knowest, wherefore shouldst thou seek to call that truth in question?
+ Remember, my friend, that woman is an imperfect animal, and that
+ impediments are not to be placed in her way to make her trip and fall, but
+ that they should be removed, and her path left clear of all obstacles, so
+ that without hindrance she may run her course freely to attain the desired
+ perfection, which consists in being virtuous. Naturalists tell us that the
+ ermine is a little animal which has a fur of purest white, and that when
+ the hunters wish to take it, they make use of this artifice. Having
+ ascertained the places which it frequents and passes, they stop the way to
+ them with mud, and then rousing it, drive it towards the spot, and as soon
+ as the ermine comes to the mud it halts, and allows itself to be taken
+ captive rather than pass through the mire, and spoil and sully its
+ whiteness, which it values more than life and liberty. The virtuous and
+ chaste woman is an ermine, and whiter and purer than snow is the virtue of
+ modesty; and he who wishes her not to lose it, but to keep and preserve
+ it, must adopt a course different from that employed with the ermine; he
+ must not put before her the mire of the gifts and attentions of
+ persevering lovers, because perhaps&mdash;and even without a perhaps&mdash;she
+ may not have sufficient virtue and natural strength in herself to pass
+ through and tread under foot these impediments; they must be removed, and
+ the brightness of virtue and the beauty of a fair fame must be put before
+ her. A virtuous woman, too, is like a mirror, of clear shining crystal,
+ liable to be tarnished and dimmed by every breath that touches it. She
+ must be treated as relics are; adored, not touched. She must be protected
+ and prized as one protects and prizes a fair garden full of roses and
+ flowers, the owner of which allows no one to trespass or pluck a blossom;
+ enough for others that from afar and through the iron grating they may
+ enjoy its fragrance and its beauty. Finally let me repeat to thee some
+ verses that come to my mind; I heard them in a modern comedy, and it seems
+ to me they bear upon the point we are discussing. A prudent old man was
+ giving advice to another, the father of a young girl, to lock her up,
+ watch over her and keep her in seclusion, and among other arguments he
+ used these:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Woman is a thing of glass;
+ But her brittleness 'tis best
+ Not too curiously to test:
+ Who knows what may come to pass?
+
+ Breaking is an easy matter,
+ And it's folly to expose
+ What you cannot mend to blows;
+ What you can't make whole to shatter.
+
+ This, then, all may hold as true,
+ And the reason's plain to see;
+ For if Danaes there be,
+ There are golden showers too."
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ "All that I have said to thee so far, Anselmo, has had reference to what
+ concerns thee; now it is right that I should say something of what regards
+ myself; and if I be prolix, pardon me, for the labyrinth into which thou
+ hast entered and from which thou wouldst have me extricate thee makes it
+ necessary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou dost reckon me thy friend, and thou wouldst rob me of honour, a
+ thing wholly inconsistent with friendship; and not only dost thou aim at
+ this, but thou wouldst have me rob thee of it also. That thou wouldst rob
+ me of it is clear, for when Camilla sees that I pay court to her as thou
+ requirest, she will certainly regard me as a man without honour or right
+ feeling, since I attempt and do a thing so much opposed to what I owe to
+ my own position and thy friendship. That thou wouldst have me rob thee of
+ it is beyond a doubt, for Camilla, seeing that I press my suit upon her,
+ will suppose that I have perceived in her something light that has
+ encouraged me to make known to her my base desire; and if she holds
+ herself dishonoured, her dishonour touches thee as belonging to her; and
+ hence arises what so commonly takes place, that the husband of the
+ adulterous woman, though he may not be aware of or have given any cause
+ for his wife's failure in her duty, or (being careless or negligent) have
+ had it in his power to prevent his dishonour, nevertheless is stigmatised
+ by a vile and reproachful name, and in a manner regarded with eyes of
+ contempt instead of pity by all who know of his wife's guilt, though they
+ see that he is unfortunate not by his own fault, but by the lust of a
+ vicious consort. But I will tell thee why with good reason dishonour
+ attaches to the husband of the unchaste wife, though he know not that she
+ is so, nor be to blame, nor have done anything, or given any provocation
+ to make her so; and be not weary with listening to me, for it will be for
+ thy good.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "When God created our first parent in the earthly paradise, the Holy
+ Scripture says that he infused sleep into Adam and while he slept took a
+ rib from his left side of which he formed our mother Eve, and when Adam
+ awoke and beheld her he said, 'This is flesh of my flesh, and bone of my
+ bone.' And God said 'For this shall a man leave his father and his mother,
+ and they shall be two in one flesh; and then was instituted the divine
+ sacrament of marriage, with such ties that death alone can loose them. And
+ such is the force and virtue of this miraculous sacrament that it makes
+ two different persons one and the same flesh; and even more than this when
+ the virtuous are married; for though they have two souls they have but one
+ will. And hence it follows that as the flesh of the wife is one and the
+ same with that of her husband the stains that may come upon it, or the
+ injuries it incurs fall upon the husband's flesh, though he, as has been
+ said, may have given no cause for them; for as the pain of the foot or any
+ member of the body is felt by the whole body, because all is one flesh, as
+ the head feels the hurt to the ankle without having caused it, so the
+ husband, being one with her, shares the dishonour of the wife; and as all
+ worldly honour or dishonour comes of flesh and blood, and the erring
+ wife's is of that kind, the husband must needs bear his part of it and be
+ held dishonoured without knowing it. See, then, Anselmo, the peril thou
+ art encountering in seeking to disturb the peace of thy virtuous consort;
+ see for what an empty and ill-advised curiosity thou wouldst rouse up
+ passions that now repose in quiet in the breast of thy chaste wife;
+ reflect that what thou art staking all to win is little, and what thou
+ wilt lose so much that I leave it undescribed, not having the words to
+ express it. But if all I have said be not enough to turn thee from thy
+ vile purpose, thou must seek some other instrument for thy dishonour and
+ misfortune; for such I will not consent to be, though I lose thy
+ friendship, the greatest loss that I can conceive."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having said this, the wise and virtuous Lothario was silent, and Anselmo,
+ troubled in mind and deep in thought, was unable for a while to utter a
+ word in reply; but at length he said, "I have listened, Lothario my
+ friend, attentively, as thou hast seen, to what thou hast chosen to say to
+ me, and in thy arguments, examples, and comparisons I have seen that high
+ intelligence thou dost possess, and the perfection of true friendship thou
+ hast reached; and likewise I see and confess that if I am not guided by
+ thy opinion, but follow my own, I am flying from the good and pursuing the
+ evil. This being so, thou must remember that I am now labouring under that
+ infirmity which women sometimes suffer from, when the craving seizes them
+ to eat clay, plaster, charcoal, and things even worse, disgusting to look
+ at, much more to eat; so that it will be necessary to have recourse to
+ some artifice to cure me; and this can be easily effected if only thou
+ wilt make a beginning, even though it be in a lukewarm and make-believe
+ fashion, to pay court to Camilla, who will not be so yielding that her
+ virtue will give way at the first attack: with this mere attempt I shall
+ rest satisfied, and thou wilt have done what our friendship binds thee to
+ do, not only in giving me life, but in persuading me not to discard my
+ honour. And this thou art bound to do for one reason alone, that, being,
+ as I am, resolved to apply this test, it is not for thee to permit me to
+ reveal my weakness to another, and so imperil that honour thou art
+ striving to keep me from losing; and if thine may not stand as high as it
+ ought in the estimation of Camilla while thou art paying court to her,
+ that is of little or no importance, because ere long, on finding in her
+ that constancy which we expect, thou canst tell her the plain truth as
+ regards our stratagem, and so regain thy place in her esteem; and as thou
+ art venturing so little, and by the venture canst afford me so much
+ satisfaction, refuse not to undertake it, even if further difficulties
+ present themselves to thee; for, as I have said, if thou wilt only make a
+ beginning I will acknowledge the issue decided."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lothario seeing the fixed determination of Anselmo, and not knowing what
+ further examples to offer or arguments to urge in order to dissuade him
+ from it, and perceiving that he threatened to confide his pernicious
+ scheme to some one else, to avoid a greater evil resolved to gratify him
+ and do what he asked, intending to manage the business so as to satisfy
+ Anselmo without corrupting the mind of Camilla; so in reply he told him
+ not to communicate his purpose to any other, for he would undertake the
+ task himself, and would begin it as soon as he pleased. Anselmo embraced
+ him warmly and affectionately, and thanked him for his offer as if he had
+ bestowed some great favour upon him; and it was agreed between them to set
+ about it the next day, Anselmo affording opportunity and time to Lothario
+ to converse alone with Camilla, and furnishing him with money and jewels
+ to offer and present to her. He suggested, too, that he should treat her
+ to music, and write verses in her praise, and if he was unwilling to take
+ the trouble of composing them, he offered to do it himself. Lothario
+ agreed to all with an intention very different from what Anselmo supposed,
+ and with this understanding they returned to Anselmo's house, where they
+ found Camilla awaiting her husband anxiously and uneasily, for he was
+ later than usual in returning that day. Lothario repaired to his own
+ house, and Anselmo remained in his, as well satisfied as Lothario was
+ troubled in mind; for he could see no satisfactory way out of this
+ ill-advised business. That night, however, he thought of a plan by which
+ he might deceive Anselmo without any injury to Camilla. The next day he
+ went to dine with his friend, and was welcomed by Camilla, who received
+ and treated him with great cordiality, knowing the affection her husband
+ felt for him. When dinner was over and the cloth removed, Anselmo told
+ Lothario to stay there with Camilla while he attended to some pressing
+ business, as he would return in an hour and a half. Camilla begged him not
+ to go, and Lothario offered to accompany him, but nothing could persuade
+ Anselmo, who on the contrary pressed Lothario to remain waiting for him as
+ he had a matter of great importance to discuss with him. At the same time
+ he bade Camilla not to leave Lothario alone until he came back. In short
+ he contrived to put so good a face on the reason, or the folly, of his
+ absence that no one could have suspected it was a pretence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo took his departure, and Camilla and Lothario were left alone at
+ the table, for the rest of the household had gone to dinner. Lothario saw
+ himself in the lists according to his friend's wish, and facing an enemy
+ that could by her beauty alone vanquish a squadron of armed knights; judge
+ whether he had good reason to fear; but what he did was to lean his elbow
+ on the arm of the chair, and his cheek upon his hand, and, asking
+ Camilla's pardon for his ill manners, he said he wished to take a little
+ sleep until Anselmo returned. Camilla in reply said he could repose more
+ at his ease in the reception-room than in his chair, and begged of him to
+ go in and sleep there; but Lothario declined, and there he remained asleep
+ until the return of Anselmo, who finding Camilla in her own room, and
+ Lothario asleep, imagined that he had stayed away so long as to have
+ afforded them time enough for conversation and even for sleep, and was all
+ impatience until Lothario should wake up, that he might go out with him
+ and question him as to his success. Everything fell out as he wished;
+ Lothario awoke, and the two at once left the house, and Anselmo asked what
+ he was anxious to know, and Lothario in answer told him that he had not
+ thought it advisable to declare himself entirely the first time, and
+ therefore had only extolled the charms of Camilla, telling her that all
+ the city spoke of nothing else but her beauty and wit, for this seemed to
+ him an excellent way of beginning to gain her good-will and render her
+ disposed to listen to him with pleasure the next time, thus availing
+ himself of the device the devil has recourse to when he would deceive one
+ who is on the watch; for he being the angel of darkness transforms himself
+ into an angel of light, and, under cover of a fair seeming, discloses
+ himself at length, and effects his purpose if at the beginning his wiles
+ are not discovered. All this gave great satisfaction to Anselmo, and he
+ said he would afford the same opportunity every day, but without leaving
+ the house, for he would find things to do at home so that Camilla should
+ not detect the plot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus, then, several days went by, and Lothario, without uttering a word to
+ Camilla, reported to Anselmo that he had talked with her and that he had
+ never been able to draw from her the slightest indication of consent to
+ anything dishonourable, nor even a sign or shadow of hope; on the
+ contrary, he said she would inform her husband of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So far well," said Anselmo; "Camilla has thus far resisted words; we must
+ now see how she will resist deeds. I will give you to-morrow two thousand
+ crowns in gold for you to offer or even present, and as many more to buy
+ jewels to lure her, for women are fond of being becomingly attired and
+ going gaily dressed, and all the more so if they are beautiful, however
+ chaste they may be; and if she resists this temptation, I will rest
+ satisfied and will give you no more trouble."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lothario replied that now he had begun he would carry on the undertaking
+ to the end, though he perceived he was to come out of it wearied and
+ vanquished. The next day he received the four thousand crowns, and with
+ them four thousand perplexities, for he knew not what to say by way of a
+ new falsehood; but in the end he made up his mind to tell him that Camilla
+ stood as firm against gifts and promises as against words, and that there
+ was no use in taking any further trouble, for the time was all spent to no
+ purpose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But chance, directing things in a different manner, so ordered it that
+ Anselmo, having left Lothario and Camilla alone as on other occasions,
+ shut himself into a chamber and posted himself to watch and listen through
+ the keyhole to what passed between them, and perceived that for more than
+ half an hour Lothario did not utter a word to Camilla, nor would utter a
+ word though he were to be there for an age; and he came to the conclusion
+ that what his friend had told him about the replies of Camilla was all
+ invention and falsehood, and to ascertain if it were so, he came out, and
+ calling Lothario aside asked him what news he had and in what humour
+ Camilla was. Lothario replied that he was not disposed to go on with the
+ business, for she had answered him so angrily and harshly that he had no
+ heart to say anything more to her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ah, Lothario, Lothario," said Anselmo, "how ill dost thou meet thy
+ obligations to me, and the great confidence I repose in thee! I have been
+ just now watching through this keyhole, and I have seen that thou hast not
+ said a word to Camilla, whence I conclude that on the former occasions
+ thou hast not spoken to her either, and if this be so, as no doubt it is,
+ why dost thou deceive me, or wherefore seekest thou by craft to deprive me
+ of the means I might find of attaining my desire?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo said no more, but he had said enough to cover Lothario with shame
+ and confusion, and he, feeling as it were his honour touched by having
+ been detected in a lie, swore to Anselmo that he would from that moment
+ devote himself to satisfying him without any deception, as he would see if
+ he had the curiosity to watch; though he need not take the trouble, for
+ the pains he would take to satisfy him would remove all suspicions from
+ his mind. Anselmo believed him, and to afford him an opportunity more free
+ and less liable to surprise, he resolved to absent himself from his house
+ for eight days, betaking himself to that of a friend of his who lived in a
+ village not far from the city; and, the better to account for his
+ departure to Camilla, he so arranged it that the friend should send him a
+ very pressing invitation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Unhappy, shortsighted Anselmo, what art thou doing, what art thou
+ plotting, what art thou devising? Bethink thee thou art working against
+ thyself, plotting thine own dishonour, devising thine own ruin. Thy wife
+ Camilla is virtuous, thou dost possess her in peace and quietness, no one
+ assails thy happiness, her thoughts wander not beyond the walls of thy
+ house, thou art her heaven on earth, the object of her wishes, the
+ fulfilment of her desires, the measure wherewith she measures her will,
+ making it conform in all things to thine and Heaven's. If, then, the mine
+ of her honour, beauty, virtue, and modesty yields thee without labour all
+ the wealth it contains and thou canst wish for, why wilt thou dig the
+ earth in search of fresh veins, of new unknown treasure, risking the
+ collapse of all, since it but rests on the feeble props of her weak
+ nature? Bethink thee that from him who seeks impossibilities that which is
+ possible may with justice be withheld, as was better expressed by a poet
+ who said:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+'Tis mine to seek for life in death,
+ Health in disease seek I,
+I seek in prison freedom's breath,
+ In traitors loyalty.
+So Fate that ever scorns to grant
+ Or grace or boon to me,
+Since what can never be I want,
+ Denies me what might be.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The next day Anselmo took his departure for the village, leaving
+ instructions with Camilla that during his absence Lothario would come to
+ look after his house and to dine with her, and that she was to treat him
+ as she would himself. Camilla was distressed, as a discreet and
+ right-minded woman would be, at the orders her husband left her, and bade
+ him remember that it was not becoming that anyone should occupy his seat
+ at the table during his absence, and if he acted thus from not feeling
+ confidence that she would be able to manage his house, let him try her
+ this time, and he would find by experience that she was equal to greater
+ responsibilities. Anselmo replied that it was his pleasure to have it so,
+ and that she had only to submit and obey. Camilla said she would do so,
+ though against her will.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo went, and the next day Lothario came to his house, where he was
+ received by Camilla with a friendly and modest welcome; but she never
+ suffered Lothario to see her alone, for she was always attended by her men
+ and women servants, especially by a handmaid of hers, Leonela by name, to
+ whom she was much attached (for they had been brought up together from
+ childhood in her father's house), and whom she had kept with her after her
+ marriage with Anselmo. The first three days Lothario did not speak to her,
+ though he might have done so when they removed the cloth and the servants
+ retired to dine hastily; for such were Camilla's orders; nay more, Leonela
+ had directions to dine earlier than Camilla and never to leave her side.
+ She, however, having her thoughts fixed upon other things more to her
+ taste, and wanting that time and opportunity for her own pleasures, did
+ not always obey her mistress's commands, but on the contrary left them
+ alone, as if they had ordered her to do so; but the modest bearing of
+ Camilla, the calmness of her countenance, the composure of her aspect were
+ enough to bridle the tongue of Lothario. But the influence which the many
+ virtues of Camilla exerted in imposing silence on Lothario's tongue proved
+ mischievous for both of them, for if his tongue was silent his thoughts
+ were busy, and could dwell at leisure upon the perfections of Camilla's
+ goodness and beauty one by one, charms enough to warm with love a marble
+ statue, not to say a heart of flesh. Lothario gazed upon her when he might
+ have been speaking to her, and thought how worthy of being loved she was;
+ and thus reflection began little by little to assail his allegiance to
+ Anselmo, and a thousand times he thought of withdrawing from the city and
+ going where Anselmo should never see him nor he see Camilla. But already
+ the delight he found in gazing on her interposed and held him fast. He put
+ a constraint upon himself, and struggled to repel and repress the pleasure
+ he found in contemplating Camilla; when alone he blamed himself for his
+ weakness, called himself a bad friend, nay a bad Christian; then he argued
+ the matter and compared himself with Anselmo; always coming to the
+ conclusion that the folly and rashness of Anselmo had been worse than his
+ faithlessness, and that if he could excuse his intentions as easily before
+ God as with man, he had no reason to fear any punishment for his offence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In short the beauty and goodness of Camilla, joined with the opportunity
+ which the blind husband had placed in his hands, overthrew the loyalty of
+ Lothario; and giving heed to nothing save the object towards which his
+ inclinations led him, after Anselmo had been three days absent, during
+ which he had been carrying on a continual struggle with his passion, he
+ began to make love to Camilla with so much vehemence and warmth of
+ language that she was overwhelmed with amazement, and could only rise from
+ her place and retire to her room without answering him a word. But the
+ hope which always springs up with love was not weakened in Lothario by
+ this repelling demeanour; on the contrary his passion for Camilla
+ increased, and she discovering in him what she had never expected, knew
+ not what to do; and considering it neither safe nor right to give him the
+ chance or opportunity of speaking to her again, she resolved to send, as
+ she did that very night, one of her servants with a letter to Anselmo, in
+ which she addressed the following words to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch34" id="ch34"></a>CHAPTER XXXIV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY"
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is commonly said that an army looks ill without its general and a
+ castle without its castellan, and I say that a young married woman looks
+ still worse without her husband unless there are very good reasons for it.
+ I find myself so ill at ease without you, and so incapable of enduring
+ this separation, that unless you return quickly I shall have to go for
+ relief to my parents' house, even if I leave yours without a protector;
+ for the one you left me, if indeed he deserved that title, has, I think,
+ more regard to his own pleasure than to what concerns you: as you are
+ possessed of discernment I need say no more to you, nor indeed is it
+ fitting I should say more."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo received this letter, and from it he gathered that Lothario had
+ already begun his task and that Camilla must have replied to him as he
+ would have wished; and delighted beyond measure at such intelligence he
+ sent word to her not to leave his house on any account, as he would very
+ shortly return. Camilla was astonished at Anselmo's reply, which placed
+ her in greater perplexity than before, for she neither dared to remain in
+ her own house, nor yet to go to her parents'; for in remaining her virtue
+ was imperilled, and in going she was opposing her husband's commands.
+ Finally she decided upon what was the worse course for her, to remain,
+ resolving not to fly from the presence of Lothario, that she might not
+ give food for gossip to her servants; and she now began to regret having
+ written as she had to her husband, fearing he might imagine that Lothario
+ had perceived in her some lightness which had impelled him to lay aside
+ the respect he owed her; but confident of her rectitude she put her trust
+ in God and in her own virtuous intentions, with which she hoped to resist
+ in silence all the solicitations of Lothario, without saying anything to
+ her husband so as not to involve him in any quarrel or trouble; and she
+ even began to consider how to excuse Lothario to Anselmo when he should
+ ask her what it was that induced her to write that letter. With these
+ resolutions, more honourable than judicious or effectual, she remained the
+ next day listening to Lothario, who pressed his suit so strenuously that
+ Camilla's firmness began to waver, and her virtue had enough to do to come
+ to the rescue of her eyes and keep them from showing signs of a certain
+ tender compassion which the tears and appeals of Lothario had awakened in
+ her bosom. Lothario observed all this, and it inflamed him all the more.
+ In short he felt that while Anselmo's absence afforded time and
+ opportunity he must press the siege of the fortress, and so he assailed
+ her self-esteem with praises of her beauty, for there is nothing that more
+ quickly reduces and levels the castle towers of fair women's vanity than
+ vanity itself upon the tongue of flattery. In fact with the utmost
+ assiduity he undermined the rock of her purity with such engines that had
+ Camilla been of brass she must have fallen. He wept, he entreated, he
+ promised, he flattered, he importuned, he pretended with so much feeling
+ and apparent sincerity, that he overthrew the virtuous resolves of Camilla
+ and won the triumph he least expected and most longed for. Camilla
+ yielded, Camilla fell; but what wonder if the friendship of Lothario could
+ not stand firm? A clear proof to us that the passion of love is to be
+ conquered only by flying from it, and that no one should engage in a
+ struggle with an enemy so mighty; for divine strength is needed to
+ overcome his human power. Leonela alone knew of her mistress's weakness,
+ for the two false friends and new lovers were unable to conceal it.
+ Lothario did not care to tell Camilla the object Anselmo had in view, nor
+ that he had afforded him the opportunity of attaining such a result, lest
+ she should undervalue his love and think that it was by chance and without
+ intending it and not of his own accord that he had made love to her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A few days later Anselmo returned to his house and did not perceive what
+ it had lost, that which he so lightly treated and so highly prized. He
+ went at once to see Lothario, and found him at home; they embraced each
+ other, and Anselmo asked for the tidings of his life or his death.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The tidings I have to give thee, Anselmo my friend," said Lothario, "are
+ that thou dost possess a wife that is worthy to be the pattern and crown
+ of all good wives. The words that I have addressed to her were borne away
+ on the wind, my promises have been despised, my presents have been
+ refused, such feigned tears as I shed have been turned into open ridicule.
+ In short, as Camilla is the essence of all beauty, so is she the
+ treasure-house where purity dwells, and gentleness and modesty abide with
+ all the virtues that can confer praise, honour, and happiness upon a
+ woman. Take back thy money, my friend; here it is, and I have had no need
+ to touch it, for the chastity of Camilla yields not to things so base as
+ gifts or promises. Be content, Anselmo, and refrain from making further
+ proof; and as thou hast passed dryshod through the sea of those doubts and
+ suspicions that are and may be entertained of women, seek not to plunge
+ again into the deep ocean of new embarrassments, or with another pilot
+ make trial of the goodness and strength of the bark that Heaven has
+ granted thee for thy passage across the sea of this world; but reckon
+ thyself now safe in port, moor thyself with the anchor of sound
+ reflection, and rest in peace until thou art called upon to pay that debt
+ which no nobility on earth can escape paying."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo was completely satisfied by the words of Lothario, and believed
+ them as fully as if they had been spoken by an oracle; nevertheless he
+ begged of him not to relinquish the undertaking, were it but for the sake
+ of curiosity and amusement; though thenceforward he need not make use of
+ the same earnest endeavours as before; all he wished him to do was to
+ write some verses to her, praising her under the name of Chloris, for he
+ himself would give her to understand that he was in love with a lady to
+ whom he had given that name to enable him to sing her praises with the
+ decorum due to her modesty; and if Lothario were unwilling to take the
+ trouble of writing the verses he would compose them himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That will not be necessary," said Lothario, "for the muses are not such
+ enemies of mine but that they visit me now and then in the course of the
+ year. Do thou tell Camilla what thou hast proposed about a pretended amour
+ of mine; as for the verses I will make them, and if not as good as the
+ subject deserves, they shall be at least the best I can produce." An
+ agreement to this effect was made between the friends, the ill-advised one
+ and the treacherous, and Anselmo returning to his house asked Camilla the
+ question she already wondered he had not asked before&mdash;what it was
+ that had caused her to write the letter she had sent him. Camilla replied
+ that it had seemed to her that Lothario looked at her somewhat more freely
+ than when he had been at home; but that now she was undeceived and
+ believed it to have been only her own imagination, for Lothario now
+ avoided seeing her, or being alone with her. Anselmo told her she might be
+ quite easy on the score of that suspicion, for he knew that Lothario was
+ in love with a damsel of rank in the city whom he celebrated under the
+ name of Chloris, and that even if he were not, his fidelity and their
+ great friendship left no room for fear. Had not Camilla, however, been
+ informed beforehand by Lothario that this love for Chloris was a pretence,
+ and that he himself had told Anselmo of it in order to be able sometimes
+ to give utterance to the praises of Camilla herself, no doubt she would
+ have fallen into the despairing toils of jealousy; but being forewarned
+ she received the startling news without uneasiness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day as the three were at table Anselmo asked Lothario to recite
+ something of what he had composed for his mistress Chloris; for as Camilla
+ did not know her, he might safely say what he liked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Even did she know her," returned Lothario, "I would hide nothing, for
+ when a lover praises his lady's beauty, and charges her with cruelty, he
+ casts no imputation upon her fair name; at any rate, all I can say is that
+ yesterday I made a sonnet on the ingratitude of this Chloris, which goes
+ thus:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+SONNET
+
+At midnight, in the silence, when the eyes
+ Of happier mortals balmy slumbers close,
+ The weary tale of my unnumbered woes
+To Chloris and to Heaven is wont to rise.
+And when the light of day returning dyes
+ The portals of the east with tints of rose,
+ With undiminished force my sorrow flows
+In broken accents and in burning sighs.
+And when the sun ascends his star-girt throne,
+ And on the earth pours down his midday beams,
+ Noon but renews my wailing and my tears;
+And with the night again goes up my moan.
+ Yet ever in my agony it seems
+ To me that neither Heaven nor Chloris hears."
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The sonnet pleased Camilla, and still more Anselmo, for he praised it and
+ said the lady was excessively cruel who made no return for sincerity so
+ manifest. On which Camilla said, "Then all that love-smitten poets say is
+ true?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As poets they do not tell the truth," replied Lothario; "but as lovers
+ they are not more defective in expression than they are truthful."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is no doubt of that," observed Anselmo, anxious to support and
+ uphold Lothario's ideas with Camilla, who was as regardless of his design
+ as she was deep in love with Lothario; and so taking delight in anything
+ that was his, and knowing that his thoughts and writings had her for their
+ object, and that she herself was the real Chloris, she asked him to repeat
+ some other sonnet or verses if he recollected any.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do," replied Lothario, "but I do not think it as good as the first one,
+ or, more correctly speaking, less bad; but you can easily judge, for it is
+ this.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+SONNET
+
+I know that I am doomed; death is to me
+ As certain as that thou, ungrateful fair,
+ Dead at thy feet shouldst see me lying, ere
+My heart repented of its love for thee.
+If buried in oblivion I should be,
+ Bereft of life, fame, favour, even there
+ It would be found that I thy image bear
+Deep graven in my breast for all to see.
+This like some holy relic do I prize
+ To save me from the fate my truth entails,
+ Truth that to thy hard heart its vigour owes.
+Alas for him that under lowering skies,
+ In peril o'er a trackless ocean sails,
+ Where neither friendly port nor pole-star shows."
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo praised this second sonnet too, as he had praised the first; and
+ so he went on adding link after link to the chain with which he was
+ binding himself and making his dishonour secure; for when Lothario was
+ doing most to dishonour him he told him he was most honoured; and thus
+ each step that Camilla descended towards the depths of her abasement, she
+ mounted, in his opinion, towards the summit of virtue and fair fame.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It so happened that finding herself on one occasion alone with her maid,
+ Camilla said to her, "I am ashamed to think, my dear Leonela, how lightly
+ I have valued myself that I did not compel Lothario to purchase by at
+ least some expenditure of time that full possession of me that I so
+ quickly yielded him of my own free will. I fear that he will think ill of
+ my pliancy or lightness, not considering the irresistible influence he
+ brought to bear upon me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let not that trouble you, my lady," said Leonela, "for it does not take
+ away the value of the thing given or make it the less precious to give it
+ quickly if it be really valuable and worthy of being prized; nay, they are
+ wont to say that he who gives quickly gives twice."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "They say also," said Camilla, "that what costs little is valued less."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That saying does not hold good in your case," replied Leonela, "for love,
+ as I have heard say, sometimes flies and sometimes walks; with this one it
+ runs, with that it moves slowly; some it cools, others it burns; some it
+ wounds, others it slays; it begins the course of its desires, and at the
+ same moment completes and ends it; in the morning it will lay siege to a
+ fortress and by night will have taken it, for there is no power that can
+ resist it; so what are you in dread of, what do you fear, when the same
+ must have befallen Lothario, love having chosen the absence of my lord as
+ the instrument for subduing you? and it was absolutely necessary to
+ complete then what love had resolved upon, without affording the time to
+ let Anselmo return and by his presence compel the work to be left
+ unfinished; for love has no better agent for carrying out his designs than
+ opportunity; and of opportunity he avails himself in all his feats,
+ especially at the outset. All this I know well myself, more by experience
+ than by hearsay, and some day, senora, I will enlighten you on the
+ subject, for I am of your flesh and blood too. Moreover, lady Camilla, you
+ did not surrender yourself or yield so quickly but that first you saw
+ Lothario's whole soul in his eyes, in his sighs, in his words, his
+ promises and his gifts, and by it and his good qualities perceived how
+ worthy he was of your love. This, then, being the case, let not these
+ scrupulous and prudish ideas trouble your imagination, but be assured that
+ Lothario prizes you as you do him, and rest content and satisfied that as
+ you are caught in the noose of love it is one of worth and merit that has
+ taken you, and one that has not only the four S's that they say true
+ lovers ought to have, but a complete alphabet; only listen to me and you
+ will see how I can repeat it by rote. He is to my eyes and thinking,
+ Amiable, Brave, Courteous, Distinguished, Elegant, Fond, Gay, Honourable,
+ Illustrious, Loyal, Manly, Noble, Open, Polite, Quickwitted, Rich, and the
+ S's according to the saying, and then Tender, Veracious: X does not suit
+ him, for it is a rough letter; Y has been given already; and Z Zealous for
+ your honour."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Camilla laughed at her maid's alphabet, and perceived her to be more
+ experienced in love affairs than she said, which she admitted, confessing
+ to Camilla that she had love passages with a young man of good birth of
+ the same city. Camilla was uneasy at this, dreading lest it might prove
+ the means of endangering her honour, and asked whether her intrigue had
+ gone beyond words, and she with little shame and much effrontery said it
+ had; for certain it is that ladies' imprudences make servants shameless,
+ who, when they see their mistresses make a false step, think nothing of
+ going astray themselves, or of its being known. All that Camilla could do
+ was to entreat Leonela to say nothing about her doings to him whom she
+ called her lover, and to conduct her own affairs secretly lest they should
+ come to the knowledge of Anselmo or of Lothario. Leonela said she would,
+ but kept her word in such a way that she confirmed Camilla's apprehension
+ of losing her reputation through her means; for this abandoned and bold
+ Leonela, as soon as she perceived that her mistress's demeanour was not
+ what it was wont to be, had the audacity to introduce her lover into the
+ house, confident that even if her mistress saw him she would not dare to
+ expose him; for the sins of mistresses entail this mischief among others;
+ they make themselves the slaves of their own servants, and are obliged to
+ hide their laxities and depravities; as was the case with Camilla, who
+ though she perceived, not once but many times, that Leonela was with her
+ lover in some room of the house, not only did not dare to chide her, but
+ afforded her opportunities for concealing him and removed all
+ difficulties, lest he should be seen by her husband. She was unable,
+ however, to prevent him from being seen on one occasion, as he sallied
+ forth at daybreak, by Lothario, who, not knowing who he was, at first took
+ him for a spectre; but, as soon as he saw him hasten away, muffling his
+ face with his cloak and concealing himself carefully and cautiously, he
+ rejected this foolish idea, and adopted another, which would have been the
+ ruin of all had not Camilla found a remedy. It did not occur to Lothario
+ that this man he had seen issuing at such an untimely hour from Anselmo's
+ house could have entered it on Leonela's account, nor did he even remember
+ there was such a person as Leonela; all he thought was that as Camilla had
+ been light and yielding with him, so she had been with another; for this
+ further penalty the erring woman's sin brings with it, that her honour is
+ distrusted even by him to whose overtures and persuasions she has yielded;
+ and he believes her to have surrendered more easily to others, and gives
+ implicit credence to every suspicion that comes into his mind. All
+ Lothario's good sense seems to have failed him at this juncture; all his
+ prudent maxims escaped his memory; for without once reflecting rationally,
+ and without more ado, in his impatience and in the blindness of the
+ jealous rage that gnawed his heart, and dying to revenge himself upon
+ Camilla, who had done him no wrong, before Anselmo had risen he hastened
+ to him and said to him, "Know, Anselmo, that for several days past I have
+ been struggling with myself, striving to withhold from thee what it is no
+ longer possible or right that I should conceal from thee. Know that
+ Camilla's fortress has surrendered and is ready to submit to my will; and
+ if I have been slow to reveal this fact to thee, it was in order to see if
+ it were some light caprice of hers, or if she sought to try me and
+ ascertain if the love I began to make to her with thy permission was made
+ with a serious intention. I thought, too, that she, if she were what she
+ ought to be, and what we both believed her, would have ere this given thee
+ information of my addresses; but seeing that she delays, I believe the
+ truth of the promise she has given me that the next time thou art absent
+ from the house she will grant me an interview in the closet where thy
+ jewels are kept (and it was true that Camilla used to meet him there); but
+ I do not wish thee to rush precipitately to take vengeance, for the sin is
+ as yet only committed in intention, and Camilla's may change perhaps
+ between this and the appointed time, and repentance spring up in its
+ place. As hitherto thou hast always followed my advice wholly or in part,
+ follow and observe this that I will give thee now, so that, without
+ mistake, and with mature deliberation, thou mayest satisfy thyself as to
+ what may seem the best course; pretend to absent thyself for two or three
+ days as thou hast been wont to do on other occasions, and contrive to hide
+ thyself in the closet; for the tapestries and other things there afford
+ great facilities for thy concealment, and then thou wilt see with thine
+ own eyes and I with mine what Camilla's purpose may be. And if it be a
+ guilty one, which may be feared rather than expected, with silence,
+ prudence, and discretion thou canst thyself become the instrument of
+ punishment for the wrong done thee."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo was amazed, overwhelmed, and astounded at the words of Lothario,
+ which came upon him at a time when he least expected to hear them, for he
+ now looked upon Camilla as having triumphed over the pretended attacks of
+ Lothario, and was beginning to enjoy the glory of her victory. He remained
+ silent for a considerable time, looking on the ground with fixed gaze, and
+ at length said, "Thou hast behaved, Lothario, as I expected of thy
+ friendship: I will follow thy advice in everything; do as thou wilt, and
+ keep this secret as thou seest it should be kept in circumstances so
+ unlooked for."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lothario gave him his word, but after leaving him he repented altogether
+ of what he had said to him, perceiving how foolishly he had acted, as he
+ might have revenged himself upon Camilla in some less cruel and degrading
+ way. He cursed his want of sense, condemned his hasty resolution, and knew
+ not what course to take to undo the mischief or find some ready escape
+ from it. At last he decided upon revealing all to Camilla, and, as there
+ was no want of opportunity for doing so, he found her alone the same day;
+ but she, as soon as she had the chance of speaking to him, said, "Lothario
+ my friend, I must tell thee I have a sorrow in my heart which fills it so
+ that it seems ready to burst; and it will be a wonder if it does not; for
+ the audacity of Leonela has now reached such a pitch that every night she
+ conceals a gallant of hers in this house and remains with him till
+ morning, at the expense of my reputation; inasmuch as it is open to anyone
+ to question it who may see him quitting my house at such unseasonable
+ hours; but what distresses me is that I cannot punish or chide her, for
+ her privity to our intrigue bridles my mouth and keeps me silent about
+ hers, while I am dreading that some catastrophe will come of it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As Camilla said this Lothario at first imagined it was some device to
+ delude him into the idea that the man he had seen going out was Leonela's
+ lover and not hers; but when he saw how she wept and suffered, and begged
+ him to help her, he became convinced of the truth, and the conviction
+ completed his confusion and remorse; however, he told Camilla not to
+ distress herself, as he would take measures to put a stop to the insolence
+ of Leonela. At the same time he told her what, driven by the fierce rage
+ of jealousy, he had said to Anselmo, and how he had arranged to hide
+ himself in the closet that he might there see plainly how little she
+ preserved her fidelity to him; and he entreated her pardon for this
+ madness, and her advice as to how to repair it, and escape safely from the
+ intricate labyrinth in which his imprudence had involved him. Camilla was
+ struck with alarm at hearing what Lothario said, and with much anger, and
+ great good sense, she reproved him and rebuked his base design and the
+ foolish and mischievous resolution he had made; but as woman has by nature
+ a nimbler wit than man for good and for evil, though it is apt to fail
+ when she sets herself deliberately to reason, Camilla on the spur of the
+ moment thought of a way to remedy what was to all appearance irremediable,
+ and told Lothario to contrive that the next day Anselmo should conceal
+ himself in the place he mentioned, for she hoped from his concealment to
+ obtain the means of their enjoying themselves for the future without any
+ apprehension; and without revealing her purpose to him entirely she
+ charged him to be careful, as soon as Anselmo was concealed, to come to
+ her when Leonela should call him, and to all she said to him to answer as
+ he would have answered had he not known that Anselmo was listening.
+ Lothario pressed her to explain her intention fully, so that he might with
+ more certainty and precaution take care to do what he saw to be needful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I tell you," said Camilla, "there is nothing to take care of except to
+ answer me what I shall ask you;" for she did not wish to explain to him
+ beforehand what she meant to do, fearing lest he should be unwilling to
+ follow out an idea which seemed to her such a good one, and should try or
+ devise some other less practicable plan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lothario then retired, and the next day Anselmo, under pretence of going
+ to his friend's country house, took his departure, and then returned to
+ conceal himself, which he was able to do easily, as Camilla and Leonela
+ took care to give him the opportunity; and so he placed himself in hiding
+ in the state of agitation that it may be imagined he would feel who
+ expected to see the vitals of his honour laid bare before his eyes, and
+ found himself on the point of losing the supreme blessing he thought he
+ possessed in his beloved Camilla. Having made sure of Anselmo's being in
+ his hiding-place, Camilla and Leonela entered the closet, and the instant
+ she set foot within it Camilla said, with a deep sigh, "Ah! dear Leonela,
+ would it not be better, before I do what I am unwilling you should know
+ lest you should seek to prevent it, that you should take Anselmo's dagger
+ that I have asked of you and with it pierce this vile heart of mine? But
+ no; there is no reason why I should suffer the punishment of another's
+ fault. I will first know what it is that the bold licentious eyes of
+ Lothario have seen in me that could have encouraged him to reveal to me a
+ design so base as that which he has disclosed regardless of his friend and
+ of my honour. Go to the window, Leonela, and call him, for no doubt he is
+ in the street waiting to carry out his vile project; but mine, cruel it
+ may be, but honourable, shall be carried out first."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ah, senora," said the crafty Leonela, who knew her part, "what is it you
+ want to do with this dagger? Can it be that you mean to take your own
+ life, or Lothario's? for whichever you mean to do, it will lead to the
+ loss of your reputation and good name. It is better to dissemble your
+ wrong and not give this wicked man the chance of entering the house now
+ and finding us alone; consider, senora, we are weak women and he is a man,
+ and determined, and as he comes with such a base purpose, blind and urged
+ by passion, perhaps before you can put yours into execution he may do what
+ will be worse for you than taking your life. Ill betide my master,
+ Anselmo, for giving such authority in his house to this shameless fellow!
+ And supposing you kill him, senora, as I suspect you mean to do, what
+ shall we do with him when he is dead?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What, my friend?" replied Camilla, "we shall leave him for Anselmo to
+ bury him; for in reason it will be to him a light labour to hide his own
+ infamy under ground. Summon him, make haste, for all the time I delay in
+ taking vengeance for my wrong seems to me an offence against the loyalty I
+ owe my husband."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo was listening to all this, and every word that Camilla uttered
+ made him change his mind; but when he heard that it was resolved to kill
+ Lothario his first impulse was to come out and show himself to avert such
+ a disaster; but in his anxiety to see the issue of a resolution so bold
+ and virtuous he restrained himself, intending to come forth in time to
+ prevent the deed. At this moment Camilla, throwing herself upon a bed that
+ was close by, swooned away, and Leonela began to weep bitterly,
+ exclaiming, "Woe is me! that I should be fated to have dying here in my
+ arms the flower of virtue upon earth, the crown of true wives, the pattern
+ of chastity!" with more to the same effect, so that anyone who heard her
+ would have taken her for the most tender-hearted and faithful handmaid in
+ the world, and her mistress for another persecuted Penelope.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Camilla was not long in recovering from her fainting fit and on coming to
+ herself she said, "Why do you not go, Leonela, to call hither that friend,
+ the falsest to his friend the sun ever shone upon or night concealed?
+ Away, run, haste, speed! lest the fire of my wrath burn itself out with
+ delay, and the righteous vengeance that I hope for melt away in menaces
+ and maledictions."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am just going to call him, senora," said Leonela; "but you must first
+ give me that dagger, lest while I am gone you should by means of it give
+ cause to all who love you to weep all their lives."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Go in peace, dear Leonela, I will not do so," said Camilla, "for rash and
+ foolish as I may be, to your mind, in defending my honour, I am not going
+ to be so much so as that Lucretia who they say killed herself without
+ having done anything wrong, and without having first killed him on whom
+ the guilt of her misfortune lay. I shall die, if I am to die; but it must
+ be after full vengeance upon him who has brought me here to weep over
+ audacity that no fault of mine gave birth to."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Leonela required much pressing before she would go to summon Lothario, but
+ at last she went, and while awaiting her return Camilla continued, as if
+ speaking to herself, "Good God! would it not have been more prudent to
+ have repulsed Lothario, as I have done many a time before, than to allow
+ him, as I am now doing, to think me unchaste and vile, even for the short
+ time I must wait until I undeceive him? No doubt it would have been
+ better; but I should not be avenged, nor the honour of my husband
+ vindicated, should he find so clear and easy an escape from the strait
+ into which his depravity has led him. Let the traitor pay with his life
+ for the temerity of his wanton wishes, and let the world know (if haply it
+ shall ever come to know) that Camilla not only preserved her allegiance to
+ her husband, but avenged him of the man who dared to wrong him. Still, I
+ think it might be better to disclose this to Anselmo. But then I have
+ called his attention to it in the letter I wrote to him in the country,
+ and, if he did nothing to prevent the mischief I there pointed out to him,
+ I suppose it was that from pure goodness of heart and trustfulness he
+ would not and could not believe that any thought against his honour could
+ harbour in the breast of so stanch a friend; nor indeed did I myself
+ believe it for many days, nor should I have ever believed it if his
+ insolence had not gone so far as to make it manifest by open presents,
+ lavish promises, and ceaseless tears. But why do I argue thus? Does a bold
+ determination stand in need of arguments? Surely not. Then traitors
+ avaunt! Vengeance to my aid! Let the false one come, approach, advance,
+ die, yield up his life, and then befall what may. Pure I came to him whom
+ Heaven bestowed upon me, pure I shall leave him; and at the worst bathed
+ in my own chaste blood and in the foul blood of the falsest friend that
+ friendship ever saw in the world;" and as she uttered these words she
+ paced the room holding the unsheathed dagger, with such irregular and
+ disordered steps, and such gestures that one would have supposed her to
+ have lost her senses, and taken her for some violent desperado instead of
+ a delicate woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo, hidden behind some tapestries where he had concealed himself,
+ beheld and was amazed at all, and already felt that what he had seen and
+ heard was a sufficient answer to even greater suspicions; and he would
+ have been now well pleased if the proof afforded by Lothario's coming were
+ dispensed with, as he feared some sudden mishap; but as he was on the
+ point of showing himself and coming forth to embrace and undeceive his
+ wife he paused as he saw Leonela returning, leading Lothario. Camilla when
+ she saw him, drawing a long line in front of her on the floor with the
+ dagger, said to him, "Lothario, pay attention to what I say to thee: if by
+ any chance thou darest to cross this line thou seest, or even approach it,
+ the instant I see thee attempt it that same instant will I pierce my bosom
+ with this dagger that I hold in my hand; and before thou answerest me a
+ word desire thee to listen to a few from me, and afterwards thou shalt
+ reply as may please thee. First, I desire thee to tell me, Lothario, if
+ thou knowest my husband Anselmo, and in what light thou regardest him; and
+ secondly I desire to know if thou knowest me too. Answer me this, without
+ embarrassment or reflecting deeply what thou wilt answer, for they are no
+ riddles I put to thee."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lothario was not so dull but that from the first moment when Camilla
+ directed him to make Anselmo hide himself he understood what she intended
+ to do, and therefore he fell in with her idea so readily and promptly that
+ between them they made the imposture look more true than truth; so he
+ answered her thus: "I did not think, fair Camilla, that thou wert calling
+ me to ask questions so remote from the object with which I come; but if it
+ is to defer the promised reward thou art doing so, thou mightst have put
+ it off still longer, for the longing for happiness gives the more distress
+ the nearer comes the hope of gaining it; but lest thou shouldst say that I
+ do not answer thy questions, I say that I know thy husband Anselmo, and
+ that we have known each other from our earliest years; I will not speak of
+ what thou too knowest, of our friendship, that I may not compel myself to
+ testify against the wrong that love, the mighty excuse for greater errors,
+ makes me inflict upon him. Thee I know and hold in the same estimation as
+ he does, for were it not so I had not for a lesser prize acted in
+ opposition to what I owe to my station and the holy laws of true
+ friendship, now broken and violated by me through that powerful enemy,
+ love."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If thou dost confess that," returned Camilla, "mortal enemy of all that
+ rightly deserves to be loved, with what face dost thou dare to come before
+ one whom thou knowest to be the mirror wherein he is reflected on whom
+ thou shouldst look to see how unworthily thou wrongest him? But, woe is me, I now
+ comprehend what has made thee give so little heed to what thou owest to
+ thyself; it must have been some freedom of mine, for I will not call it
+ immodesty, as it did not proceed from any deliberate intention, but from
+ some heedlessness such as women are guilty of through inadvertence when
+ they think they have no occasion for reserve. But tell me, traitor, when
+ did I by word or sign give a reply to thy prayers that could awaken in
+ thee a shadow of hope of attaining thy base wishes? When were not thy
+ professions of love sternly and scornfully rejected and rebuked? When were
+ thy frequent pledges and still more frequent gifts believed or accepted?
+ But as I am persuaded that no one can long persevere in the attempt to win
+ love unsustained by some hope, I am willing to attribute to myself the
+ blame of thy assurance, for no doubt some thoughtlessness of mine has all
+ this time fostered thy hopes; and therefore will I punish myself and
+ inflict upon myself the penalty thy guilt deserves. And that thou mayest
+ see that being so relentless to myself I cannot possibly be otherwise to
+ thee, I have summoned thee to be a witness of the sacrifice I mean to
+ offer to the injured honour of my honoured husband, wronged by thee with
+ all the assiduity thou wert capable of, and by me too through want of
+ caution in avoiding every occasion, if I have given any, of encouraging
+ and sanctioning thy base designs. Once more I say the suspicion in my mind
+ that some imprudence of mine has engendered these lawless thoughts in
+ thee, is what causes me most distress and what I desire most to punish
+ with my own hands, for were any other instrument of punishment employed my
+ error might become perhaps more widely known; but before I do so, in my
+ death I mean to inflict death, and take with me one that will fully
+ satisfy my longing for the revenge I hope for and have; for I shall see,
+ wheresoever it may be that I go, the penalty awarded by inflexible,
+ unswerving justice on him who has placed me in a position so desperate."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As she uttered these words, with incredible energy and swiftness she flew
+ upon Lothario with the naked dagger, so manifestly bent on burying it in
+ his breast that he was almost uncertain whether these demonstrations were
+ real or feigned, for he was obliged to have recourse to all his skill and
+ strength to prevent her from striking him; and with such reality did she
+ act this strange farce and mystification that, to give it a colour of
+ truth, she determined to stain it with her own blood; for perceiving, or
+ pretending, that she could not wound Lothario, she said, "Fate, it seems,
+ will not grant my just desire complete satisfaction, but it will not be
+ able to keep me from satisfying it partially at least;" and making an
+ effort to free the hand with the dagger which Lothario held in his grasp,
+ she released it, and directing the point to a place where it could not
+ inflict a deep wound, she plunged it into her left side high up close to
+ the shoulder, and then allowed herself to fall to the ground as if in a
+ faint.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Leonela and Lothario stood amazed and astounded at the catastrophe, and
+ seeing Camilla stretched on the ground and bathed in her blood they were
+ still uncertain as to the true nature of the act. Lothario, terrified and
+ breathless, ran in haste to pluck out the dagger; but when he saw how
+ slight the wound was he was relieved of his fears and once more admired
+ the subtlety, coolness, and ready wit of the fair Camilla; and the better
+ to support the part he had to play he began to utter profuse and doleful
+ lamentations over her body as if she were dead, invoking maledictions not
+ only on himself but also on him who had been the means of placing him in
+ such a position: and knowing that his friend Anselmo heard him he spoke in
+ such a way as to make a listener feel much more pity for him than for
+ Camilla, even though he supposed her dead. Leonela took her up in her arms
+ and laid her on the bed, entreating Lothario to go in quest of some one to
+ attend to her wound in secret, and at the same time asking his advice and
+ opinion as to what they should say to Anselmo about his lady's wound if he
+ should chance to return before it was healed. He replied they might say
+ what they liked, for he was not in a state to give advice that would be of
+ any use; all he could tell her was to try and stanch the blood, as he was
+ going where he should never more be seen; and with every appearance of
+ deep grief and sorrow he left the house; but when he found himself alone,
+ and where there was nobody to see him, he crossed himself unceasingly,
+ lost in wonder at the adroitness of Camilla and the consistent acting of
+ Leonela. He reflected how convinced Anselmo would be that he had a second
+ Portia for a wife, and he looked forward anxiously to meeting him in order
+ to rejoice together over falsehood and truth the most craftily veiled that
+ could be imagined.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Leonela, as he told her, stanched her lady's blood, which was no more than
+ sufficed to support her deception; and washing the wound with a little
+ wine she bound it up to the best of her skill, talking all the time she
+ was tending her in a strain that, even if nothing else had been said
+ before, would have been enough to assure Anselmo that he had in Camilla a
+ model of purity. To Leonela's words Camilla added her own, calling herself
+ cowardly and wanting in spirit, since she had not enough at the time she
+ had most need of it to rid herself of the life she so much loathed. She
+ asked her attendant's advice as to whether or not she ought to inform her
+ beloved husband of all that had happened, but the other bade her say
+ nothing about it, as she would lay upon him the obligation of taking
+ vengeance on Lothario, which he could not do but at great risk to himself;
+ and it was the duty of a true wife not to give her husband provocation to
+ quarrel, but, on the contrary, to remove it as far as possible from him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Camilla replied that she believed she was right and that she would follow
+ her advice, but at any rate it would be well to consider how she was to
+ explain the wound to Anselmo, for he could not help seeing it; to which
+ Leonela answered that she did not know how to tell a lie even in jest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "How then can I know, my dear?" said Camilla, "for I should not dare to
+ forge or keep up a falsehood if my life depended on it. If we can think of
+ no escape from this difficulty, it will be better to tell him the plain
+ truth than that he should find us out in an untrue story."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Be not uneasy, senora," said Leonela; "between this and to-morrow I will
+ think of what we must say to him, and perhaps the wound being where it is
+ it can be hidden from his sight, and Heaven will be pleased to aid us in a
+ purpose so good and honourable. Compose yourself, senora, and endeavour to
+ calm your excitement lest my lord find you agitated; and leave the rest to
+ my care and God's, who always supports good intentions."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo had with the deepest attention listened to and seen played out the
+ tragedy of the death of his honour, which the performers acted with such
+ wonderfully effective truth that it seemed as if they had become the
+ realities of the parts they played. He longed for night and an opportunity
+ of escaping from the house to go and see his good friend Lothario, and
+ with him give vent to his joy over the precious pearl he had gained in
+ having established his wife's purity. Both mistress and maid took care to
+ give him time and opportunity to get away, and taking advantage of it he
+ made his escape, and at once went in quest of Lothario, and it would be
+ impossible to describe how he embraced him when he found him, and the
+ things he said to him in the joy of his heart, and the praises he bestowed
+ upon Camilla; all which Lothario listened to without being able to show
+ any pleasure, for he could not forget how deceived his friend was, and how
+ dishonourably he had wronged him; and though Anselmo could see that
+ Lothario was not glad, still he imagined it was only because he had left
+ Camilla wounded and had been himself the cause of it; and so among other
+ things he told him not to be distressed about Camilla's accident, for, as
+ they had agreed to hide it from him, the wound was evidently trifling; and
+ that being so, he had no cause for fear, but should henceforward be of
+ good cheer and rejoice with him, seeing that by his means and adroitness
+ he found himself raised to the greatest height of happiness that he could
+ have ventured to hope for, and desired no better pastime than making
+ verses in praise of Camilla that would preserve her name for all time to
+ come. Lothario commended his purpose, and promised on his own part to aid
+ him in raising a monument so glorious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so Anselmo was left the most charmingly hoodwinked man there could be
+ in the world. He himself, persuaded he was conducting the instrument of
+ his glory, led home by the hand of him who had been the utter destruction of
+ his good name; whom Camilla received with averted countenance, though with
+ smiles in her heart. The deception was carried on for some time, until at
+ the end of a few months Fortune turned her wheel and the guilt which had
+ been until then so skilfully concealed was published abroad, and Anselmo
+ paid with his life the penalty of his ill-advised curiosity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch35" id="ch35"></a>CHAPTER XXXV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH
+ CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED
+ CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There remained but little more of the novel to be read, when Sancho Panza
+ burst forth in wild excitement from the garret where Don Quixote was
+ lying, shouting, "Run, sirs! quick; and help my master, who is in the
+ thick of the toughest and stiffest battle I ever laid eyes on. By the
+ living God he has given the giant, the enemy of my lady the Princess
+ Micomicona, such a slash that he has sliced his head clean off as if it
+ were a turnip."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What are you talking about, brother?" said the curate, pausing as he was
+ about to read the remainder of the novel. "Are you in your senses, Sancho?
+ How the devil can it be as you say, when the giant is two thousand leagues
+ away?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here they heard a loud noise in the chamber, and Don Quixote shouting out,
+ "Stand, thief, brigand, villain; now I have got thee, and thy scimitar
+ shall not avail thee!" And then it seemed as though he were slashing
+ vigorously at the wall.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Don't stop to listen," said Sancho, "but go in and part them or help my
+ master: though there is no need of that now, for no doubt the giant is
+ dead by this time and giving account to God of his past wicked life; for I
+ saw the blood flowing on the ground, and the head cut off and fallen on
+ one side, and it is as big as a large wine-skin."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "May I die," said the landlord at this, "if Don Quixote or Don Devil has
+ not been slashing some of the skins of red wine that stand full at his
+ bed's head, and the spilt wine must be what this good fellow takes for
+ blood;" and so saying he went into the room and the rest after him, and
+ there they found Don Quixote in the strangest costume in the world. He was
+ in his shirt, which was not long enough in front to cover his thighs
+ completely and was six fingers shorter behind; his legs were very long and
+ lean, covered with hair, and anything but clean; on his head he had a
+ little greasy red cap that belonged to the host, round his left arm he had
+ rolled the blanket of the bed, to which Sancho, for reasons best known to
+ himself, owed a grudge, and in his right hand he held his unsheathed
+ sword, with which he was slashing about on all sides, uttering
+ exclamations as if he were actually fighting some giant: and the best of
+ it was his eyes were not open, for he was fast asleep, and dreaming that
+ he was doing battle with the giant. For his imagination was so wrought
+ upon by the adventure he was going to accomplish, that it made him dream
+ he had already reached the kingdom of Micomicon, and was engaged in combat
+ with his enemy; and believing he was laying on the giant, he had given so
+ many sword cuts to the skins that the whole room was full of wine. On
+ seeing this the landlord was so enraged that he fell on Don Quixote, and
+ with his clenched fist began to pummel him in such a way, that if Cardenio
+ and the curate had not dragged him off, he would have brought the war of
+ the giant to an end. But in spite of all the poor gentleman never woke
+ until the barber brought a great pot of cold water from the well and flung
+ it with one dash all over his body, on which Don Quixote woke up, but not
+ so completely as to understand what was the matter. Dorothea, seeing how
+ short and slight his attire was, would not go in to witness the battle
+ between her champion and her opponent. As for Sancho, he went searching
+ all over the floor for the head of the giant, and not finding it he said,
+ "I see now that it's all enchantment in this house; for the last time, on
+ this very spot where I am now, I got ever so many thumps without knowing
+ who gave them to me, or being able to see anybody; and now this head is
+ not to be seen anywhere about, though I saw it cut off with my own eyes
+ and the blood running from the body as if from a fountain."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What blood and fountains are you talking about, enemy of God and his
+ saints?" said the landlord. "Don't you see, you thief, that the blood and
+ the fountain are only these skins here that have been stabbed and the red
+ wine swimming all over the room?&mdash;and I wish I saw the soul of him
+ that stabbed them swimming in hell."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I know nothing about that," said Sancho; "all I know is it will be my bad
+ luck that through not finding this head my county will melt away like salt
+ in water;"&mdash;for Sancho awake was worse than his master asleep, so
+ much had his master's promises addled his wits.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The landlord was beside himself at the coolness of the squire and the
+ mischievous doings of the master, and swore it should not be like the last
+ time when they went without paying; and that their privileges of chivalry
+ should not hold good this time to let one or other of them off without
+ paying, even to the cost of the plugs that would have to be put to the
+ damaged wine-skins. The curate was holding Don Quixote's hands, who,
+ fancying he had now ended the adventure and was in the presence of the
+ Princess Micomicona, knelt before the curate and said, "Exalted and
+ beauteous lady, your highness may live from this day forth fearless of any
+ harm this base being could do you; and I too from this day forth am
+ released from the promise I gave you, since by the help of God on high and
+ by the favour of her by whom I live and breathe, I have fulfilled it so
+ successfully."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Did not I say so?" said Sancho on hearing this. "You see I wasn't drunk;
+ there you see my master has already salted the giant; there's no doubt
+ about the bulls; my county is all right!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Who could have helped laughing at the absurdities of the pair, master and
+ man? And laugh they did, all except the landlord, who cursed himself; but
+ at length the barber, Cardenio, and the curate contrived with no small
+ trouble to get Don Quixote on the bed, and he fell asleep with every
+ appearance of excessive weariness. They left him to sleep, and came out to
+ the gate of the inn to console Sancho Panza on not having found the head
+ of the giant; but much more work had they to appease the landlord, who was
+ furious at the sudden death of his wine-skins; and said the landlady half
+ scolding, half crying, "At an evil moment and in an unlucky hour he came
+ into my house, this knight-errant&mdash;would that I had never set eyes on
+ him, for dear he has cost me; the last time he went off with the overnight
+ score against him for supper, bed, straw, and barley, for himself and his
+ squire and a hack and an ass, saying he was a knight adventurer&mdash;God
+ send unlucky adventures to him and all the adventurers in the world&mdash;and
+ therefore not bound to pay anything, for it was so settled by the
+ knight-errantry tariff: and then, all because of him, came the other
+ gentleman and carried off my tail, and gives it back more than two
+ cuartillos the worse, all stripped of its hair, so that it is no use for
+ my husband's purpose; and then, for a finishing touch to all, to burst my
+ wine-skins and spill my wine! I wish I saw his own blood spilt! But let
+ him not deceive himself, for, by the bones of my father and the shade of
+ my mother, they shall pay me down every quarts; or my name is not what it
+ is, and I am not my father's daughter." All this and more to the same
+ effect the landlady delivered with great irritation, and her good maid
+ Maritornes backed her up, while the daughter held her peace and smiled
+ from time to time. The curate smoothed matters by promising to make good
+ all losses to the best of his power, not only as regarded the wine-skins
+ but also the wine, and above all the depreciation of the tail which they
+ set such store by. Dorothea comforted Sancho, telling him that she pledged
+ herself, as soon as it should appear certain that his master had
+ decapitated the giant, and she found herself peacefully established in her
+ kingdom, to bestow upon him the best county there was in it. With this
+ Sancho consoled himself, and assured the princess she might rely upon it
+ that he had seen the head of the giant, and more by token it had a beard
+ that reached to the girdle, and that if it was not to be seen now it was
+ because everything that happened in that house went by enchantment, as he
+ himself had proved the last time he had lodged there. Dorothea said she
+ fully believed it, and that he need not be uneasy, for all would go well
+ and turn out as he wished. All therefore being appeased, the curate was
+ anxious to go on with the novel, as he saw there was but little more left
+ to read. Dorothea and the others begged him to finish it, and he, as he
+ was willing to please them, and enjoyed reading it himself, continued the
+ tale in these words:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The result was, that from the confidence Anselmo felt in Camilla's virtue,
+ he lived happy and free from anxiety, and Camilla purposely looked coldly
+ on Lothario, that Anselmo might suppose her feelings towards him to be the
+ opposite of what they were; and the better to support the position,
+ Lothario begged to be excused from coming to the house, as the displeasure
+ with which Camilla regarded his presence was plain to be seen. But the
+ befooled Anselmo said he would on no account allow such a thing, and so in
+ a thousand ways he became the author of his own dishonour, while he
+ believed he was insuring his happiness. Meanwhile the satisfaction with
+ which Leonela saw herself empowered to carry on her amour reached such a
+ height that, regardless of everything else, she followed her inclinations
+ unrestrainedly, feeling confident that her mistress would screen her, and
+ even show her how to manage it safely. At last one night Anselmo heard
+ footsteps in Leonela's room, and on trying to enter to see who it was, he
+ found that the door was held against him, which made him all the more
+ determined to open it; and exerting his strength he forced it open, and
+ entered the room in time to see a man leaping through the window into the
+ street. He ran quickly to seize him or discover who he was, but he was
+ unable to effect either purpose, for Leonela flung her arms round him
+ crying, "Be calm, senor; do not give way to passion or follow him who has
+ escaped from this; he belongs to me, and in fact he is my husband."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo would not believe it, but blind with rage drew a dagger and
+ threatened to stab Leonela, bidding her tell the truth or he would kill
+ her. She, in her fear, not knowing what she was saying, exclaimed, "Do not
+ kill me, senor, for I can tell you things more important than any you can
+ imagine."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Tell me then at once or thou diest," said Anselmo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It would be impossible for me now," said Leonela, "I am so agitated:
+ leave me till to-morrow, and then you shall hear from me what will fill
+ you with astonishment; but rest assured that he who leaped through the
+ window is a young man of this city, who has given me his promise to become
+ my husband."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Anselmo was appeased with this, and was content to wait the time she asked
+ of him, for he never expected to hear anything against Camilla, so
+ satisfied and sure of her virtue was he; and so he quitted the room, and
+ left Leonela locked in, telling her she should not come out until she had
+ told him all she had to make known to him. He went at once to see Camilla,
+ and tell her, as he did, all that had passed between him and her handmaid,
+ and the promise she had given him to inform him matters of serious
+ importance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no need of saying whether Camilla was agitated or not, for so
+ great was her fear and dismay, that, making sure, as she had good reason
+ to do, that Leonela would tell Anselmo all she knew of her faithlessness,
+ she had not the courage to wait and see if her suspicions were confirmed;
+ and that same night, as soon as she thought that Anselmo was asleep, she
+ packed up the most valuable jewels she had and some money, and without
+ being observed by anybody escaped from the house and betook herself to
+ Lothario's, to whom she related what had occurred, imploring him to convey
+ her to some place of safety or fly with her where they might be safe from
+ Anselmo. The state of perplexity to which Camilla reduced Lothario was
+ such that he was unable to utter a word in reply, still less to decide
+ upon what he should do. At length he resolved to conduct her to a convent
+ of which a sister of his was prioress; Camilla agreed to this, and with
+ the speed which the circumstances demanded, Lothario took her to the
+ convent and left her there, and then himself quitted the city without
+ letting anyone know of his departure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as daylight came Anselmo, without missing Camilla from his side,
+ rose eager to learn what Leonela had to tell him, and hastened to the room
+ where he had locked her in. He opened the door, entered, but found no
+ Leonela; all he found was some sheets knotted to the window, a plain proof
+ that she had let herself down from it and escaped. He returned, uneasy, to
+ tell Camilla, but not finding her in bed or anywhere in the house he was
+ lost in amazement. He asked the servants of the house about her, but none
+ of them could give him any explanation. As he was going in search of
+ Camilla it happened by chance that he observed her boxes were lying open,
+ and that the greater part of her jewels were gone; and now he became fully
+ aware of his disgrace, and that Leonela was not the cause of his
+ misfortune; and, just as he was, without delaying to dress himself
+ completely, he repaired, sad at heart and dejected, to his friend Lothario
+ to make known his sorrow to him; but when he failed to find him and the
+ servants reported that he had been absent from his house all night and had
+ taken with him all the money he had, he felt as though he were losing his
+ senses; and to make all complete on returning to his own house he found it
+ deserted and empty, not one of all his servants, male or female, remaining
+ in it. He knew not what to think, or say, or do, and his reason seemed to
+ be deserting him little by little. He reviewed his position, and saw
+ himself in a moment left without wife, friend, or servants, abandoned, he
+ felt, by the heaven above him, and more than all robbed of his honour, for
+ in Camilla's disappearance he saw his own ruin. After long reflection he
+ resolved at last to go to his friend's village, where he had been staying
+ when he afforded opportunities for the contrivance of this complication of
+ misfortune. He locked the doors of his house, mounted his horse, and with
+ a broken spirit set out on his journey; but he had hardly gone half-way
+ when, harassed by his reflections, he had to dismount and tie his horse to
+ a tree, at the foot of which he threw himself, giving vent to piteous
+ heartrending sighs; and there he remained till nearly nightfall, when he
+ observed a man approaching on horseback from the city, of whom, after
+ saluting him, he asked what was the news in Florence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The citizen replied, "The strangest that have been heard for many a day;
+ for it is reported abroad that Lothario, the great friend of the wealthy
+ Anselmo, who lived at San Giovanni, carried off last night Camilla, the
+ wife of Anselmo, who also has disappeared. All this has been told by a
+ maid-servant of Camilla's, whom the governor found last night lowering
+ herself by a sheet from the windows of Anselmo's house. I know not indeed,
+ precisely, how the affair came to pass; all I know is that the whole city
+ is wondering at the occurrence, for no one could have expected a thing of
+ the kind, seeing the great and intimate friendship that existed between
+ them, so great, they say, that they were called 'The Two Friends.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Is it known at all," said Anselmo, "what road Lothario and Camilla took?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Not in the least," said the citizen, "though the governor has been very
+ active in searching for them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God speed you, senor," said Anselmo.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God be with you," said the citizen and went his way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This disastrous intelligence almost robbed Anselmo not only of his senses
+ but of his life. He got up as well as he was able and reached the house of
+ his friend, who as yet knew nothing of his misfortune, but seeing him come
+ pale, worn, and haggard, perceived that he was suffering some heavy
+ affliction. Anselmo at once begged to be allowed to retire to rest, and to
+ be given writing materials. His wish was complied with and he was left
+ lying down and alone, for he desired this, and even that the door should
+ be locked. Finding himself alone he so took to heart the thought of his
+ misfortune that by the signs of death he felt within him he knew well his
+ life was drawing to a close, and therefore he resolved to leave behind him
+ a declaration of the cause of his strange end. He began to write, but
+ before he had put down all he meant to say, his breath failed him and he
+ yielded up his life, a victim to the suffering which his ill-advised
+ curiosity had entailed upon him. The master of the house observing that it
+ was now late and that Anselmo did not call, determined to go in and
+ ascertain if his indisposition was increasing, and found him lying on his
+ face, his body partly in the bed, partly on the writing-table, on which he
+ lay with the written paper open and the pen still in his hand. Having
+ first called to him without receiving any answer, his host approached him,
+ and taking him by the hand, found that it was cold, and saw that he was
+ dead. Greatly surprised and distressed he summoned the household to
+ witness the sad fate which had befallen Anselmo; and then he read the
+ paper, the handwriting of which he recognised as his, and which contained
+ these words:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A foolish and ill-advised desire has robbed me of life. If the news of my
+ death should reach the ears of Camilla, let her know that I forgive her,
+ for she was not bound to perform miracles, nor ought I to have required
+ her to perform them; and since I have been the author of my own dishonour,
+ there is no reason why-"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So far Anselmo had written, and thus it was plain that at this point,
+ before he could finish what he had to say, his life came to an end. The
+ next day his friend sent intelligence of his death to his relatives, who
+ had already ascertained his misfortune, as well as the convent where
+ Camilla lay almost on the point of accompanying her husband on that
+ inevitable journey, not on account of the tidings of his death, but
+ because of those she received of her lover's departure. Although she saw
+ herself a widow, it is said she refused either to quit the convent or take
+ the veil, until, not long afterwards, intelligence reached her that
+ Lothario had been killed in a battle in which M. de Lautrec had been
+ recently engaged with the Great Captain Gonzalo Fernandez de Cordova in
+ the kingdom of Naples, whither her too late repentant lover had repaired.
+ On learning this Camilla took the veil, and shortly afterwards died, worn
+ out by grief and melancholy. This was the end of all three, an end that
+ came of a thoughtless beginning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I like this novel," said the curate; "but I cannot persuade myself of its
+ truth; and if it has been invented, the author's invention is faulty, for
+ it is impossible to imagine any husband so foolish as to try such a costly
+ experiment as Anselmo's. If it had been represented as occurring between a
+ gallant and his mistress it might pass; but between husband and wife there
+ is something of an impossibility about it. As to the way in which the
+ story is told, however, I have no fault to find."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch36" id="ch36"></a>CHAPTER XXXVI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c36a" id="c36a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c36a.jpg (124K)" src="images/c36a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c36a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just at that instant the landlord, who was standing at the gate of the
+ inn, exclaimed, "Here comes a fine troop of guests; if they stop here we
+ may say gaudeamus."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What are they?" said Cardenio.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Four men," said the landlord, "riding a la jineta, with lances and
+ bucklers, and all with black veils, and with them there is a woman in
+ white on a side-saddle, whose face is also veiled, and two attendants on
+ foot."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Are they very near?" said the curate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So near," answered the landlord, "that here they come."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Hearing this Dorothea covered her face, and Cardenio retreated into Don
+ Quixote's room, and they hardly had time to do so before the whole party
+ the host had described entered the inn, and the four that were on
+ horseback, who were of highbred appearance and bearing, dismounted, and
+ came forward to take down the woman who rode on the side-saddle, and one
+ of them taking her in his arms placed her in a chair that stood at the
+ entrance of the room where Cardenio had hidden himself. All this time
+ neither she nor they had removed their veils or spoken a word, only on
+ sitting down on the chair the woman gave a deep sigh and let her arms fall
+ like one that was ill and weak. The attendants on foot then led the horses
+ away to the stable. Observing this the curate, curious to know who these
+ people in such a dress and preserving such silence were, went to where the
+ servants were standing and put the question to one of them, who answered
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Faith, sir, I cannot tell you who they are, I only know they seem to be
+ people of distinction, particularly he who advanced to take the lady you
+ saw in his arms; and I say so because all the rest show him respect, and
+ nothing is done except what he directs and orders."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And the lady, who is she?" asked the curate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That I cannot tell you either," said the servant, "for I have not seen
+ her face all the way: I have indeed heard her sigh many times and utter
+ such groans that she seems to be giving up the ghost every time; but it is
+ no wonder if we do not know more than we have told you, as my comrade and
+ I have only been in their company two days, for having met us on the road
+ they begged and persuaded us to accompany them to Andalusia, promising to
+ pay us well."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And have you heard any of them called by his name?" asked the curate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No, indeed," replied the servant; "they all preserve a marvellous silence
+ on the road, for not a sound is to be heard among them except the poor
+ lady's sighs and sobs, which make us pity her; and we feel sure that
+ wherever it is she is going, it is against her will, and as far as one can
+ judge from her dress she is a nun or, what is more likely, about to become
+ one; and perhaps it is because taking the vows is not of her own free
+ will, that she is so unhappy as she seems to be."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That may well be," said the curate, and leaving them he returned to where
+ Dorothea was, who, hearing the veiled lady sigh, moved by natural
+ compassion drew near to her and said, "What are you suffering from,
+ senora? If it be anything that women are accustomed and know how to
+ relieve, I offer you my services with all my heart."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this the unhappy lady made no reply; and though Dorothea repeated her
+ offers more earnestly she still kept silence, until the gentleman with the
+ veil, who, the servant said, was obeyed by the rest, approached and said
+ to Dorothea, "Do not give yourself the trouble, senora, of making any
+ offers to that woman, for it is her way to give no thanks for anything
+ that is done for her; and do not try to make her answer unless you want to
+ hear some lie from her lips."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have never told a lie," was the immediate reply of her who had been
+ silent until now; "on the contrary, it is because I am so truthful and so
+ ignorant of lying devices that I am now in this miserable condition; and
+ this I call you yourself to witness, for it is my unstained truth that has
+ made you false and a liar."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cardenio heard these words clearly and distinctly, being quite close to
+ the speaker, for there was only the door of Don Quixote's room between
+ them, and the instant he did so, uttering a loud exclamation he cried,
+ "Good God! what is this I hear? What voice is this that has reached my
+ ears?" Startled at the voice the lady turned her head; and not seeing the
+ speaker she stood up and attempted to enter the room; observing which the
+ gentleman held her back, preventing her from moving a step. In her
+ agitation and sudden movement the silk with which she had covered her face
+ fell off and disclosed a countenance of incomparable and marvellous
+ beauty, but pale and terrified; for she kept turning her eyes, everywhere
+ she could direct her gaze, with an eagerness that made her look as if she
+ had lost her senses, and so marked that it excited the pity of Dorothea
+ and all who beheld her, though they knew not what caused it. The gentleman
+ grasped her firmly by the shoulders, and being so fully occupied with
+ holding her back, he was unable to put a hand to his veil which was
+ falling off, as it did at length entirely, and Dorothea, who was holding
+ the lady in her arms, raising her eyes saw that he who likewise held her
+ was her husband, Don Fernando. The instant she recognised him, with a
+ prolonged plaintive cry drawn from the depths of her heart, she fell
+ backwards fainting, and but for the barber being close by to catch her in
+ his arms, she would have fallen completely to the ground. The curate at
+ once hastened to uncover her face and throw water on it, and as he did so
+ Don Fernando, for he it was who held the other in his arms, recognised her
+ and stood as if death-stricken by the sight; not, however, relaxing his
+ grasp of Luscinda, for it was she that was struggling to release herself
+ from his hold, having recognised Cardenio by his voice, as he had
+ recognised her. Cardenio also heard Dorothea's cry as she fell fainting,
+ and imagining that it came from his Luscinda burst forth in terror from
+ the room, and the first thing he saw was Don Fernando with Luscinda in his
+ arms. Don Fernando, too, knew Cardenio at once; and all three, Luscinda,
+ Cardenio, and Dorothea, stood in silent amazement scarcely knowing what
+ had happened to them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They gazed at one another without speaking, Dorothea at Don Fernando, Don
+ Fernando at Cardenio, Cardenio at Luscinda, and Luscinda at Cardenio. The
+ first to break silence was Luscinda, who thus addressed Don Fernando:
+ "Leave me, Senor Don Fernando, for the sake of what you owe to yourself;
+ if no other reason will induce you, leave me to cling to the wall of which
+ I am the ivy, to the support from which neither your importunities, nor
+ your threats, nor your promises, nor your gifts have been able to detach
+ me. See how Heaven, by ways strange and hidden from our sight, has brought
+ me face to face with my true husband; and well you know by dear-bought
+ experience that death alone will be able to efface him from my memory. May
+ this plain declaration, then, lead you, as you can do nothing else, to
+ turn your love into rage, your affection into resentment, and so to take
+ my life; for if I yield it up in the presence of my beloved husband I
+ count it well bestowed; it may be by my death he will be convinced that I
+ kept my faith to him to the last moment of life."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile Dorothea had come to herself, and had heard Luscinda's words, by
+ means of which she divined who she was; but seeing that Don Fernando did
+ not yet release her or reply to her, summoning up her resolution as well
+ as she could she rose and knelt at his feet, and with a flood of bright
+ and touching tears addressed him thus:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If, my lord, the beams of that sun that thou holdest eclipsed in thine
+ arms did not dazzle and rob thine eyes of sight thou wouldst have seen by
+ this time that she who kneels at thy feet is, so long as thou wilt have it
+ so, the unhappy and unfortunate Dorothea. I am that lowly peasant girl
+ whom thou in thy goodness or for thy pleasure wouldst raise high enough to
+ call herself thine; I am she who in the seclusion of innocence led a
+ contented life until at the voice of thy importunity, and thy true and
+ tender passion, as it seemed, she opened the gates of her modesty and
+ surrendered to thee the keys of her liberty; a gift received by thee but
+ thanklessly, as is clearly shown by my forced retreat to the place where
+ thou dost find me, and by thy appearance under the circumstances in which
+ I see thee. Nevertheless, I would not have thee suppose that I have come
+ here driven by my shame; it is only grief and sorrow at seeing myself
+ forgotten by thee that have led me. It was thy will to make me thine, and
+ thou didst so follow thy will, that now, even though thou repentest, thou
+ canst not help being mine. Bethink thee, my lord, the unsurpassable
+ affection I bear thee may compensate for the beauty and noble birth for
+ which thou wouldst desert me. Thou canst not be the fair Luscinda's
+ because thou art mine, nor can she be thine because she is Cardenio's; and
+ it will be easier, remember, to bend thy will to love one who adores thee,
+ than to lead one to love thee who abhors thee now. Thou didst address
+ thyself to my simplicity, thou didst lay siege to my virtue, thou wert not
+ ignorant of my station, well dost thou know how I yielded wholly to thy
+ will; there is no ground or reason for thee to plead deception, and if it
+ be so, as it is, and if thou art a Christian as thou art a gentleman, why
+ dost thou by such subterfuges put off making me as happy at last as thou
+ didst at first? And if thou wilt not have me for what I am, thy true and
+ lawful wife, at least take and accept me as thy slave, for so long as I am
+ thine I will count myself happy and fortunate. Do not by deserting me let
+ my shame become the talk of the gossips in the streets; make not the old
+ age of my parents miserable; for the loyal services they as faithful
+ vassals have ever rendered thine are not deserving of such a return; and
+ if thou thinkest it will debase thy blood to mingle it with mine, reflect
+ that there is little or no nobility in the world that has not travelled
+ the same road, and that in illustrious lineages it is not the woman's
+ blood that is of account; and, moreover, that true nobility consists in
+ virtue, and if thou art wanting in that, refusing me what in justice thou
+ owest me, then even I have higher claims to nobility than thine. To make
+ an end, senor, these are my last words to thee: whether thou wilt, or wilt
+ not, I am thy wife; witness thy words, which must not and ought not to be
+ false, if thou dost pride thyself on that for want of which thou scornest
+ me; witness the pledge which thou didst give me, and witness Heaven, which
+ thou thyself didst call to witness the promise thou hadst made me; and if
+ all this fail, thy own conscience will not fail to lift up its silent
+ voice in the midst of all thy gaiety, and vindicate the truth of what I
+ say and mar thy highest pleasure and enjoyment."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this and more the injured Dorothea delivered with such earnest feeling
+ and such tears that all present, even those who came with Don Fernando,
+ were constrained to join her in them. Don Fernando listened to her without
+ replying, until, ceasing to speak, she gave way to such sobs and sighs
+ that it must have been a heart of brass that was not softened by the sight
+ of so great sorrow. Luscinda stood regarding her with no less compassion
+ for her sufferings than admiration for her intelligence and beauty, and
+ would have gone to her to say some words of comfort to her, but was
+ prevented by Don Fernando's grasp which held her fast. He, overwhelmed
+ with confusion and astonishment, after regarding Dorothea for some moments
+ with a fixed gaze, opened his arms, and, releasing Luscinda, exclaimed:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou hast conquered, fair Dorothea, thou hast conquered, for it is
+ impossible to have the heart to deny the united force of so many truths."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Luscinda in her feebleness was on the point of falling to the ground when
+ Don Fernando released her, but Cardenio, who stood near, having retreated
+ behind Don Fernando to escape recognition, casting fear aside and
+ regardless of what might happen, ran forward to support her, and said as
+ he clasped her in his arms, "If Heaven in its compassion is willing to let
+ thee rest at last, mistress of my heart, true, constant, and fair, nowhere
+ canst thou rest more safely than in these arms that now receive thee, and
+ received thee before when fortune permitted me to call thee mine."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At these words Luscinda looked up at Cardenio, at first beginning to
+ recognise him by his voice and then satisfying herself by her eyes that it
+ was he, and hardly knowing what she did, and heedless of all
+ considerations of decorum, she flung her arms around his neck and pressing
+ her face close to his, said, "Yes, my dear lord, you are the true master
+ of this your slave, even though adverse fate interpose again, and fresh
+ dangers threaten this life that hangs on yours."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A strange sight was this for Don Fernando and those that stood around,
+ filled with surprise at an incident so unlooked for. Dorothea fancied that
+ Don Fernando changed colour and looked as though he meant to take
+ vengeance on Cardenio, for she observed him put his hand to his sword; and
+ the instant the idea struck her, with wonderful quickness she clasped him
+ round the knees, and kissing them and holding him so as to prevent his
+ moving, she said, while her tears continued to flow, "What is it thou
+ wouldst do, my only refuge, in this unforeseen event? Thou hast thy wife
+ at thy feet, and she whom thou wouldst have for thy wife is in the arms of
+ her husband: reflect whether it will be right for thee, whether it will be
+ possible for thee to undo what Heaven has done, or whether it will be
+ becoming in thee to seek to raise her to be thy mate who in spite of every
+ obstacle, and strong in her truth and constancy, is before thine eyes,
+ bathing with the tears of love the face and bosom of her lawful husband.
+ For God's sake I entreat of thee, for thine own I implore thee, let not
+ this open manifestation rouse thy anger; but rather so calm it as to allow
+ these two lovers to live in peace and quiet without any interference from
+ thee so long as Heaven permits them; and in so doing thou wilt prove the
+ generosity of thy lofty noble spirit, and the world shall see that with
+ thee reason has more influence than passion."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the time Dorothea was speaking, Cardenio, though he held Luscinda in
+ his arms, never took his eyes off Don Fernando, determined, if he saw him
+ make any hostile movement, to try and defend himself and resist as best he
+ could all who might assail him, though it should cost him his life. But
+ now Don Fernando's friends, as well as the curate and the barber, who had
+ been present all the while, not forgetting the worthy Sancho Panza, ran
+ forward and gathered round Don Fernando, entreating him to have regard for
+ the tears of Dorothea, and not suffer her reasonable hopes to be
+ disappointed, since, as they firmly believed, what she said was but the
+ truth; and bidding him observe that it was not, as it might seem, by
+ accident, but by a special disposition of Providence that they had all met
+ in a place where no one could have expected a meeting. And the curate bade
+ him remember that only death could part Luscinda from Cardenio; that even
+ if some sword were to separate them they would think their death most
+ happy; and that in a case that admitted of no remedy his wisest course
+ was, by conquering and putting a constraint upon himself, to show a
+ generous mind, and of his own accord suffer these two to enjoy the
+ happiness Heaven had granted them. He bade him, too, turn his eyes upon
+ the beauty of Dorothea and he would see that few if any could equal much
+ less excel her; while to that beauty should be added her modesty and the
+ surpassing love she bore him. But besides all this, he reminded him that
+ if he prided himself on being a gentleman and a Christian, he could not do
+ otherwise than keep his plighted word; and that in doing so he would obey
+ God and meet the approval of all sensible people, who know and recognised
+ it to be the privilege of beauty, even in one of humble birth, provided
+ virtue accompany it, to be able to raise itself to the level of any rank,
+ without any slur upon him who places it upon an equality with himself; and
+ furthermore that when the potent sway of passion asserts itself, so long
+ as there be no mixture of sin in it, he is not to be blamed who gives way
+ to it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To be brief, they added to these such other forcible arguments that Don
+ Fernando's manly heart, being after all nourished by noble blood, was
+ touched, and yielded to the truth which, even had he wished it, he could
+ not gainsay; and he showed his submission, and acceptance of the good
+ advice that had been offered to him, by stooping down and embracing
+ Dorothea, saying to her, "Rise, dear lady, it is not right that what I
+ hold in my heart should be kneeling at my feet; and if until now I have
+ shown no sign of what I own, it may have been by Heaven's decree in order
+ that, seeing the constancy with which you love me, I may learn to value
+ you as you deserve. What I entreat of you is that you reproach me not with
+ my transgression and grievous wrong-doing; for the same cause and force
+ that drove me to make you mine impelled me to struggle against being
+ yours; and to prove this, turn and look at the eyes of the now happy
+ Luscinda, and you will see in them an excuse for all my errors: and as she
+ has found and gained the object of her desires, and I have found in you
+ what satisfies all my wishes, may she live in peace and contentment as
+ many happy years with her Cardenio, as on my knees I pray Heaven to allow
+ me to live with my Dorothea;" and with these words he once more embraced
+ her and pressed his face to hers with so much tenderness that he had to
+ take great heed to keep his tears from completing the proof of his love
+ and repentance in the sight of all. Not so Luscinda, and Cardenio, and
+ almost all the others, for they shed so many tears, some in their own
+ happiness, some at that of the others, that one would have supposed a
+ heavy calamity had fallen upon them all. Even Sancho Panza was weeping;
+ though afterwards he said he only wept because he saw that Dorothea was
+ not as he fancied the queen Micomicona, of whom he expected such great
+ favours. Their wonder as well as their weeping lasted some time, and then
+ Cardenio and Luscinda went and fell on their knees before Don Fernando,
+ returning him thanks for the favour he had rendered them in language so
+ grateful that he knew not how to answer them, and raising them up embraced
+ them with every mark of affection and courtesy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He then asked Dorothea how she had managed to reach a place so far removed
+ from her own home, and she in a few fitting words told all that she had
+ previously related to Cardenio, with which Don Fernando and his companions
+ were so delighted that they wished the story had been longer; so
+ charmingly did Dorothea describe her misadventures. When she had finished
+ Don Fernando recounted what had befallen him in the city after he had
+ found in Luscinda's bosom the paper in which she declared that she was
+ Cardenio's wife, and never could be his. He said he meant to kill her, and
+ would have done so had he not been prevented by her parents, and that he
+ quitted the house full of rage and shame, and resolved to avenge himself
+ when a more convenient opportunity should offer. The next day he learned
+ that Luscinda had disappeared from her father's house, and that no one
+ could tell whither she had gone. Finally, at the end of some months he
+ ascertained that she was in a convent and meant to remain there all the
+ rest of her life, if she were not to share it with Cardenio; and as soon
+ as he had learned this, taking these three gentlemen as his companions, he
+ arrived at the place where she was, but avoided speaking to her, fearing
+ that if it were known he was there stricter precautions would be taken in
+ the convent; and watching a time when the porter's lodge was open he left
+ two to guard the gate, and he and the other entered the convent in quest
+ of Luscinda, whom they found in the cloisters in conversation with one of
+ the nuns, and carrying her off without giving her time to resist, they
+ reached a place with her where they provided themselves with what they
+ required for taking her away; all which they were able to do in complete
+ safety, as the convent was in the country at a considerable distance from
+ the city. He added that when Luscinda found herself in his power she lost
+ all consciousness, and after returning to herself did nothing but weep and
+ sigh without speaking a word; and thus in silence and tears they reached
+ that inn, which for him was reaching heaven where all the mischances of
+ earth are over and at an end.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c36b" id="c36b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c36b.jpg (319K)" src="images/c36b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c36b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c36e" id="c36e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c36e.jpg (36K)" src="images/c36e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch37" id="ch37"></a>CHAPTER XXXVII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, WITH
+ OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c37a" id="c37a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c37a.jpg (159K)" src="images/c37a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c37a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To all this Sancho listened with no little sorrow at heart to see how his
+ hopes of dignity were fading away and vanishing in smoke, and how the fair
+ Princess Micomicona had turned into Dorothea, and the giant into Don
+ Fernando, while his master was sleeping tranquilly, totally unconscious of
+ all that had come to pass. Dorothea was unable to persuade herself that
+ her present happiness was not all a dream; Cardenio was in a similar state
+ of mind, and Luscinda's thoughts ran in the same direction. Don Fernando
+ gave thanks to Heaven for the favour shown to him and for having been
+ rescued from the intricate labyrinth in which he had been brought so near
+ the destruction of his good name and of his soul; and in short everybody
+ in the inn was full of contentment and satisfaction at the happy issue of
+ such a complicated and hopeless business. The curate as a sensible man
+ made sound reflections upon the whole affair, and congratulated each upon
+ his good fortune; but the one that was in the highest spirits and good
+ humour was the landlady, because of the promise Cardenio and the curate
+ had given her to pay for all the losses and damage she had sustained
+ through Don Quixote's means. Sancho, as has been already said, was the
+ only one who was distressed, unhappy, and dejected; and so with a long
+ face he went in to his master, who had just awoke, and said to him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Sir Rueful Countenance, your worship may as well sleep on as much as you
+ like, without troubling yourself about killing any giant or restoring her
+ kingdom to the princess; for that is all over and settled now."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I should think it was," replied Don Quixote, "for I have had the most
+ prodigious and stupendous battle with the giant that I ever remember
+ having had all the days of my life; and with one back-stroke&mdash;swish!&mdash;I
+ brought his head tumbling to the ground, and so much blood gushed forth
+ from him that it ran in rivulets over the earth like water."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Like red wine, your worship had better say," replied Sancho; "for I would
+ have you know, if you don't know it, that the dead giant is a hacked
+ wine-skin, and the blood four-and-twenty gallons of red wine that it had
+ in its belly, and the cut-off head is the bitch that bore me; and the
+ devil take it all."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What art thou talking about, fool?" said Don Quixote; "art thou in thy
+ senses?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let your worship get up," said Sancho, "and you will see the nice
+ business you have made of it, and what we have to pay; and you will see
+ the queen turned into a private lady called Dorothea, and other things
+ that will astonish you, if you understand them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I shall not be surprised at anything of the kind," returned Don Quixote;
+ "for if thou dost remember the last time we were here I told thee that
+ everything that happened here was a matter of enchantment, and it would be
+ no wonder if it were the same now."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I could believe all that," replied Sancho, "if my blanketing was the same
+ sort of thing also; only it wasn't, but real and genuine; for I saw the
+ landlord, Who is here to-day, holding one end of the blanket and jerking
+ me up to the skies very neatly and smartly, and with as much laughter as
+ strength; and when it comes to be a case of knowing people, I hold for my
+ part, simple and sinner as I am, that there is no enchantment about it at
+ all, but a great deal of bruising and bad luck."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, well, God will give a remedy," said Don Quixote; "hand me my
+ clothes and let me go out, for I want to see these transformations and
+ things thou speakest of."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho fetched him his clothes; and while he was dressing, the curate gave
+ Don Fernando and the others present an account of Don Quixote's madness
+ and of the stratagem they had made use of to withdraw him from that Pena
+ Pobre where he fancied himself stationed because of his lady's scorn. He
+ described to them also nearly all the adventures that Sancho had
+ mentioned, at which they marvelled and laughed not a little, thinking it,
+ as all did, the strangest form of madness a crazy intellect could be
+ capable of. But now, the curate said, that the lady Dorothea's good
+ fortune prevented her from proceeding with their purpose, it would be
+ necessary to devise or discover some other way of getting him home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Cardenio proposed to carry out the scheme they had begun, and suggested
+ that Luscinda would act and support Dorothea's part sufficiently well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No," said Don Fernando, "that must not be, for I want Dorothea to follow
+ out this idea of hers; and if the worthy gentleman's village is not very
+ far off, I shall be happy if I can do anything for his relief."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is not more than two days' journey from this," said the curate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Even if it were more," said Don Fernando, "I would gladly travel so far
+ for the sake of doing so good a work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "At this moment Don Quixote came out in full panoply, with Mambrino's
+ helmet, all dinted as it was, on his head, his buckler on his arm, and
+ leaning on his staff or pike. The strange figure he presented filled Don
+ Fernando and the rest with amazement as they contemplated his lean yellow
+ face half a league long, his armour of all sorts, and the solemnity of his
+ deportment. They stood silent waiting to see what he would say, and he,
+ fixing his eyes on the fair Dorothea, addressed her with great gravity and
+ composure:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am informed, fair lady, by my squire here that your greatness has been
+ annihilated and your being abolished, since, from a queen and lady of high
+ degree as you used to be, you have been turned into a private maiden. If
+ this has been done by the command of the magician king your father,
+ through fear that I should not afford you the aid you need and are
+ entitled to, I may tell you he did not know and does not know half the
+ mass, and was little versed in the annals of chivalry; for, if he had read
+ and gone through them as attentively and deliberately as I have, he would
+ have found at every turn that knights of less renown than mine have
+ accomplished things more difficult: it is no great matter to kill a whelp
+ of a giant, however arrogant he may be; for it is not many hours since I
+ myself was engaged with one, and&mdash;I will not speak of it, that they
+ may not say I am lying; time, however, that reveals all, will tell the
+ tale when we least expect it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You were engaged with a couple of wine-skins, and not a giant," said the
+ landlord at this; but Don Fernando told him to hold his tongue and on no
+ account interrupt Don Quixote, who continued, "I say in conclusion, high
+ and disinherited lady, that if your father has brought about this
+ metamorphosis in your person for the reason I have mentioned, you ought
+ not to attach any importance to it; for there is no peril on earth through
+ which my sword will not force a way, and with it, before many days are
+ over, I will bring your enemy's head to the ground and place on yours the
+ crown of your kingdom."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote said no more, and waited for the reply of the princess, who
+ aware of Don Fernando's determination to carry on the deception until Don
+ Quixote had been conveyed to his home, with great ease of manner and
+ gravity made answer, "Whoever told you, valiant Knight of the Rueful
+ Countenance, that I had undergone any change or transformation did not
+ tell you the truth, for I am the same as I was yesterday. It is true that
+ certain strokes of good fortune, that have given me more than I could have
+ hoped for, have made some alteration in me; but I have not therefore
+ ceased to be what I was before, or to entertain the same desire I have had
+ all through of availing myself of the might of your valiant and invincible
+ arm. And so, senor, let your goodness reinstate the father that begot me
+ in your good opinion, and be assured that he was a wise and prudent man,
+ since by his craft he found out such a sure and easy way of remedying my
+ misfortune; for I believe, senor, that had it not been for you I should
+ never have lit upon the good fortune I now possess; and in this I am
+ saying what is perfectly true; as most of these gentlemen who are present
+ can fully testify. All that remains is to set out on our journey
+ to-morrow, for to-day we could not make much way; and for the rest of the
+ happy result I am looking forward to, I trust to God and the valour of
+ your heart."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So said the sprightly Dorothea, and on hearing her Don Quixote turned to
+ Sancho, and said to him, with an angry air, "I declare now, little Sancho,
+ thou art the greatest little villain in Spain. Say, thief and vagabond,
+ hast thou not just now told me that this princess had been turned into a
+ maiden called Dorothea, and that the head which I am persuaded I cut off
+ from a giant was the bitch that bore thee, and other nonsense that put me
+ in the greatest perplexity I have ever been in all my life? I vow" (and
+ here he looked to heaven and ground his teeth) "I have a mind to play the
+ mischief with thee, in a way that will teach sense for the future to all
+ lying squires of knights-errant in the world."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let your worship be calm, senor," returned Sancho, "for it may well be
+ that I have been mistaken as to the change of the lady princess
+ Micomicona; but as to the giant's head, or at least as to the piercing of
+ the wine-skins, and the blood being red wine, I make no mistake, as sure
+ as there is a God; because the wounded skins are there at the head of your
+ worship's bed, and the wine has made a lake of the room; if not you will
+ see when the eggs come to be fried; I mean when his worship the landlord
+ calls for all the damages: for the rest, I am heartily glad that her
+ ladyship the queen is as she was, for it concerns me as much as anyone."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I tell thee again, Sancho, thou art a fool," said Don Quixote; "forgive
+ me, and that will do."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That will do," said Don Fernando; "let us say no more about it; and as
+ her ladyship the princess proposes to set out to-morrow because it is too
+ late to-day, so be it, and we will pass the night in pleasant
+ conversation, and to-morrow we will all accompany Senor Don Quixote; for
+ we wish to witness the valiant and unparalleled achievements he is about
+ to perform in the course of this mighty enterprise which he has
+ undertaken."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is I who shall wait upon and accompany you," said Don Quixote; "and I
+ am much gratified by the favour that is bestowed upon me, and the good
+ opinion entertained of me, which I shall strive to justify or it shall
+ cost me my life, or even more, if it can possibly cost me more."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Many were the compliments and expressions of politeness that passed
+ between Don Quixote and Don Fernando; but they were brought to an end by a
+ traveller who at this moment entered the inn, and who seemed from his
+ attire to be a Christian lately come from the country of the Moors, for he
+ was dressed in a short-skirted coat of blue cloth with half-sleeves and
+ without a collar; his breeches were also of blue cloth, and his cap of the
+ same colour, and he wore yellow buskins and had a Moorish cutlass slung
+ from a baldric across his breast. Behind him, mounted upon an ass, there
+ came a woman dressed in Moorish fashion, with her face veiled and a scarf
+ on her head, and wearing a little brocaded cap, and a mantle that covered
+ her from her shoulders to her feet. The man was of a robust and
+ well-proportioned frame, in age a little over forty, rather swarthy in
+ complexion, with long moustaches and a full beard, and, in short, his
+ appearance was such that if he had been well dressed he would have been
+ taken for a person of quality and good birth. On entering he asked for a
+ room, and when they told him there was none in the inn he seemed
+ distressed, and approaching her who by her dress seemed to be a Moor, he took
+ her down from the saddle in his arms. Luscinda, Dorothea, the landlady, her
+ daughter and Maritornes, attracted by the strange, and to them entirely
+ new costume, gathered round her; and Dorothea, who was always kindly,
+ courteous, and quick-witted, perceiving that both she and the man who had
+ brought her were annoyed at not finding a room, said to her, "Do not be
+ put out, senora, by the discomfort and want of luxuries here, for it is
+ the way of road-side inns to be without them; still, if you will be
+ pleased to share our lodging with us (pointing to Luscinda) perhaps you
+ will have found worse accommodation in the course of your journey."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this the veiled lady made no reply; all she did was to rise from her
+ seat, crossing her hands upon her bosom, bowing her head and bending her
+ body as a sign that she returned thanks. From her silence they concluded
+ that she must be a Moor and unable to speak a Christian tongue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this moment the captive came up, having been until now otherwise
+ engaged, and seeing that they all stood round his companion and that she
+ made no reply to what they addressed to her, he said, "Ladies, this damsel
+ hardly understands my language and can speak none but that of her own
+ country, for which reason she does not and cannot answer what has been
+ asked of her."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nothing has been asked of her," returned Luscinda; "she has only been
+ offered our company for this evening and a share of the quarters we
+ occupy, where she shall be made as comfortable as the circumstances allow,
+ with the good-will we are bound to show all strangers that stand in need
+ of it, especially if it be a woman to whom the service is rendered."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "On her part and my own, senora," replied the captive, "I kiss your hands,
+ and I esteem highly, as I ought, the favour you have offered, which, on
+ such an occasion and coming from persons of your appearance, is, it is
+ plain to see, a very great one."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Tell me, senor," said Dorothea, "is this lady a Christian or a Moor? for
+ her dress and her silence lead us to imagine that she is what we could
+ wish she was not."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In dress and outwardly," said he, "she is a Moor, but at heart she is a
+ thoroughly good Christian, for she has the greatest desire to become one."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then she has not been baptised?" returned Luscinda.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There has been no opportunity for that," replied the captive, "since she
+ left Algiers, her native country and home; and up to the present she has
+ not found herself in any such imminent danger of death as to make it
+ necessary to baptise her before she has been instructed in all the
+ ceremonies our holy mother Church ordains; but, please God, ere long she
+ shall be baptised with the solemnity befitting her which is higher than
+ her dress or mine indicates."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By these words he excited a desire in all who heard him, to know who the
+ Moorish lady and the captive were, but no one liked to ask just then,
+ seeing that it was a fitter moment for helping them to rest themselves
+ than for questioning them about their lives. Dorothea took the Moorish
+ lady by the hand and leading her to a seat beside herself, requested her
+ to remove her veil. She looked at the captive as if to ask him what they
+ meant and what she was to do. He said to her in Arabic that they asked her
+ to take off her veil, and thereupon she removed it and disclosed a
+ countenance so lovely, that to Dorothea she seemed more beautiful than
+ Luscinda, and to Luscinda more beautiful than Dorothea, and all the
+ bystanders felt that if any beauty could compare with theirs it was the
+ Moorish lady's, and there were even those who were inclined to give it
+ somewhat the preference. And as it is the privilege and charm of beauty to
+ win the heart and secure good-will, all forthwith became eager to show
+ kindness and attention to the lovely Moor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Fernando asked the captive what her name was, and he replied that it
+ was Lela Zoraida; but the instant she heard him, she guessed what the
+ Christian had asked, and said hastily, with some displeasure and energy,
+ "No, not Zoraida; Maria, Maria!" giving them to understand that she was
+ called "Maria" and not "Zoraida." These words, and the touching
+ earnestness with which she uttered them, drew more than one tear from some
+ of the listeners, particularly the women, who are by nature tender-hearted
+ and compassionate. Luscinda embraced her affectionately, saying, "Yes,
+ yes, Maria, Maria," to which the Moor replied, "Yes, yes, Maria; Zoraida
+ macange," which means "not Zoraida."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Night was now approaching, and by the orders of those who accompanied Don
+ Fernando the landlord had taken care and pains to prepare for them the
+ best supper that was in his power. The hour therefore having arrived they
+ all took their seats at a long table like a refectory one, for round or
+ square table there was none in the inn, and the seat of honour at the head
+ of it, though he was for refusing it, they assigned to Don Quixote, who
+ desired the lady Micomicona to place herself by his side, as he was her
+ protector. Luscinda and Zoraida took their places next her, opposite to
+ them were Don Fernando and Cardenio, and next the captive and the other
+ gentlemen, and by the side of the ladies, the curate and the barber. And
+ so they supped in high enjoyment, which was increased when they observed
+ Don Quixote leave off eating, and, moved by an impulse like that which
+ made him deliver himself at such length when he supped with the goatherds,
+ begin to address them:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Verily, gentlemen, if we reflect upon it, great and marvellous are the
+ things they see, who make profession of the order of knight-errantry. Say,
+ what being is there in this world, who entering the gate of this castle at
+ this moment, and seeing us as we are here, would suppose or imagine us to
+ be what we are? Who would say that this lady who is beside me was the
+ great queen that we all know her to be, or that I am that Knight of the
+ Rueful Countenance, trumpeted far and wide by the mouth of Fame? Now,
+ there can be no doubt that this art and calling surpasses all those that
+ mankind has invented, and is the more deserving of being held in honour in
+ proportion as it is the more exposed to peril. Away with those who assert
+ that letters have the preeminence over arms; I will tell them, whosoever
+ they may be, that they know not what they say. For the reason which such
+ persons commonly assign, and upon which they chiefly rest, is, that the
+ labours of the mind are greater than those of the body, and that arms give
+ employment to the body alone; as if the calling were a porter's trade, for
+ which nothing more is required than sturdy strength; or as if, in what we
+ who profess them call arms, there were not included acts of vigour for the
+ execution of which high intelligence is requisite; or as if the soul of
+ the warrior, when he has an army, or the defence of a city under his care,
+ did not exert itself as much by mind as by body. Nay; see whether by
+ bodily strength it be possible to learn or divine the intentions of the
+ enemy, his plans, stratagems, or obstacles, or to ward off impending
+ mischief; for all these are the work of the mind, and in them the body has
+ no share whatever. Since, therefore, arms have need of the mind, as much
+ as letters, let us see now which of the two minds, that of the man of
+ letters or that of the warrior, has most to do; and this will be seen by
+ the end and goal that each seeks to attain; for that purpose is the more
+ estimable which has for its aim the nobler object. The end and goal of
+ letters&mdash;I am not speaking now of divine letters, the aim of which is
+ to raise and direct the soul to Heaven; for with an end so infinite no
+ other can be compared&mdash;I speak of human letters, the end of which is
+ to establish distributive justice, give to every man that which is his,
+ and see and take care that good laws are observed: an end undoubtedly
+ noble, lofty, and deserving of high praise, but not such as should be
+ given to that sought by arms, which have for their end and object peace,
+ the greatest boon that men can desire in this life. The first good news
+ the world and mankind received was that which the angels announced on the
+ night that was our day, when they sang in the air, 'Glory to God in the
+ highest, and peace on earth to men of good-will;' and the salutation which
+ the great Master of heaven and earth taught his disciples and chosen
+ followers when they entered any house, was to say, 'Peace be on this
+ house;' and many other times he said to them, 'My peace I give unto you,
+ my peace I leave you, peace be with you;' a jewel and a precious gift
+ given and left by such a hand: a jewel without which there can be no
+ happiness either on earth or in heaven. This peace is the true end of war;
+ and war is only another name for arms. This, then, being admitted, that
+ the end of war is peace, and that so far it has the advantage of the end
+ of letters, let us turn to the bodily labours of the man of letters, and
+ those of him who follows the profession of arms, and see which are the
+ greater."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote delivered his discourse in such a manner and in such correct
+ language, that for the time being he made it impossible for any of his
+ hearers to consider him a madman; on the contrary, as they were mostly
+ gentlemen, to whom arms are an appurtenance by birth, they listened to him
+ with great pleasure as he continued: "Here, then, I say is what the
+ student has to undergo; first of all poverty: not that all are poor, but
+ to put the case as strongly as possible: and when I have said that he
+ endures poverty, I think nothing more need be said about his hard fortune,
+ for he who is poor has no share of the good things of life. This poverty
+ he suffers from in various ways, hunger, or cold, or nakedness, or all
+ together; but for all that it is not so extreme but that he gets something
+ to eat, though it may be at somewhat unseasonable hours and from the
+ leavings of the rich; for the greatest misery of the student is what they
+ themselves call 'going out for soup,' and there is always some neighbour's
+ brazier or hearth for them, which, if it does not warm, at least tempers
+ the cold to them, and lastly, they sleep comfortably at night under a
+ roof. I will not go into other particulars, as for example want of shirts,
+ and no superabundance of shoes, thin and threadbare garments, and gorging
+ themselves to surfeit in their voracity when good luck has treated them to
+ a banquet of some sort. By this road that I have described, rough and
+ hard, stumbling here, falling there, getting up again to fall again, they
+ reach the rank they desire, and that once attained, we have seen many who
+ have passed these Syrtes and Scyllas and Charybdises, as if borne flying
+ on the wings of favouring fortune; we have seen them, I say, ruling and
+ governing the world from a chair, their hunger turned into satiety, their
+ cold into comfort, their nakedness into fine raiment, their sleep on a mat
+ into repose in holland and damask, the justly earned reward of their
+ virtue; but, contrasted and compared with what the warrior undergoes, all
+ they have undergone falls far short of it, as I am now about to show."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c37e" id="c37e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c37e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c37e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch38" id="ch38"></a>CHAPTER XXXVIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON ARMS AND
+ LETTERS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c38a" id="c38a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c38a.jpg (180K)" src="images/c38a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c38a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Continuing his discourse Don Quixote said: "As we began in the student's
+ case with poverty and its accompaniments, let us see now if the soldier is
+ richer, and we shall find that in poverty itself there is no one poorer;
+ for he is dependent on his miserable pay, which comes late or never, or
+ else on what he can plunder, seriously imperilling his life and
+ conscience; and sometimes his nakedness will be so great that a slashed
+ doublet serves him for uniform and shirt, and in the depth of winter he
+ has to defend himself against the inclemency of the weather in the open
+ field with nothing better than the breath of his mouth, which I need not
+ say, coming from an empty place, must come out cold, contrary to the laws
+ of nature. To be sure he looks forward to the approach of night to make up
+ for all these discomforts on the bed that awaits him, which, unless by
+ some fault of his, never sins by being over narrow, for he can easily
+ measure out on the ground as he likes, and roll himself about in it to his
+ heart's content without any fear of the sheets slipping away from him.
+ Then, after all this, suppose the day and hour for taking his degree in
+ his calling to have come; suppose the day of battle to have arrived, when
+ they invest him with the doctor's cap made of lint, to mend some
+ bullet-hole, perhaps, that has gone through his temples, or left him with
+ a crippled arm or leg. Or if this does not happen, and merciful Heaven
+ watches over him and keeps him safe and sound, it may be he will be in the
+ same poverty he was in before, and he must go through more engagements and
+ more battles, and come victorious out of all before he betters himself;
+ but miracles of that sort are seldom seen. For tell me, sirs, if you have
+ ever reflected upon it, by how much do those who have gained by war fall
+ short of the number of those who have perished in it? No doubt you will
+ reply that there can be no comparison, that the dead cannot be numbered,
+ while the living who have been rewarded may be summed up with three
+ figures. All which is the reverse in the case of men of letters; for by
+ skirts, to say nothing of sleeves, they all find means of support; so that
+ though the soldier has more to endure, his reward is much less. But
+ against all this it may be urged that it is easier to reward two thousand
+ soldiers, for the former may be remunerated by giving them places, which
+ must perforce be conferred upon men of their calling, while the latter can
+ only be recompensed out of the very property of the master they serve; but
+ this impossibility only strengthens my argument.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Putting this, however, aside, for it is a puzzling question for which it
+ is difficult to find a solution, let us return to the superiority of arms
+ over letters, a matter still undecided, so many are the arguments put
+ forward on each side; for besides those I have mentioned, letters say that
+ without them arms cannot maintain themselves, for war, too, has its laws
+ and is governed by them, and laws belong to the domain of letters and men
+ of letters. To this arms make answer that without them laws cannot be
+ maintained, for by arms states are defended, kingdoms preserved, cities
+ protected, roads made safe, seas cleared of pirates; and, in short, if it
+ were not for them, states, kingdoms, monarchies, cities, ways by sea and
+ land would be exposed to the violence and confusion which war brings with
+ it, so long as it lasts and is free to make use of its privileges and
+ powers. And then it is plain that whatever costs most is valued and
+ deserves to be valued most. To attain to eminence in letters costs a man
+ time, watching, hunger, nakedness, headaches, indigestions, and other
+ things of the sort, some of which I have already referred to. But for a
+ man to come in the ordinary course of things to be a good soldier costs
+ him all the student suffers, and in an incomparably higher degree, for at
+ every step he runs the risk of losing his life. For what dread of want or
+ poverty that can reach or harass the student can compare with what the
+ soldier feels, who finds himself beleaguered in some stronghold mounting
+ guard in some ravelin or cavalier, knows that the enemy is pushing a mine
+ towards the post where he is stationed, and cannot under any circumstances
+ retire or fly from the imminent danger that threatens him? All he can do
+ is to inform his captain of what is going on so that he may try to remedy
+ it by a counter-mine, and then stand his ground in fear and expectation of
+ the moment when he will fly up to the clouds without wings and descend
+ into the deep against his will. And if this seems a trifling risk, let us
+ see whether it is equalled or surpassed by the encounter of two galleys
+ stem to stem, in the midst of the open sea, locked and entangled one with
+ the other, when the soldier has no more standing room than two feet of the
+ plank of the spur; and yet, though he sees before him threatening him as
+ many ministers of death as there are cannon of the foe pointed at him, not
+ a lance length from his body, and sees too that with the first heedless
+ step he will go down to visit the profundities of Neptune's bosom, still
+ with dauntless heart, urged on by honour that nerves him, he makes himself
+ a target for all that musketry, and struggles to cross that narrow path to
+ the enemy's ship. And what is still more marvellous, no sooner has one
+ gone down into the depths he will never rise from till the end of the
+ world, than another takes his place; and if he too falls into the sea that
+ waits for him like an enemy, another and another will succeed him without
+ a moment's pause between their deaths: courage and daring the greatest
+ that all the chances of war can show. Happy the blest ages that knew not
+ the dread fury of those devilish engines of artillery, whose inventor I am
+ persuaded is in hell receiving the reward of his diabolical invention, by
+ which he made it easy for a base and cowardly arm to take the life of a
+ gallant gentleman; and that, when he knows not how or whence, in the
+ height of the ardour and enthusiasm that fire and animate brave hearts,
+ there should come some random bullet, discharged perhaps by one who fled
+ in terror at the flash when he fired off his accursed machine, which in an
+ instant puts an end to the projects and cuts off the life of one who
+ deserved to live for ages to come. And thus when I reflect on this, I am
+ almost tempted to say that in my heart I repent of having adopted this
+ profession of knight-errant in so detestable an age as we live in now; for
+ though no peril can make me fear, still it gives me some uneasiness to
+ think that powder and lead may rob me of the opportunity of making myself
+ famous and renowned throughout the known earth by the might of my arm and
+ the edge of my sword. But Heaven's will be done; if I succeed in my
+ attempt I shall be all the more honoured, as I have faced greater dangers
+ than the knights-errant of yore exposed themselves to."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this lengthy discourse Don Quixote delivered while the others supped,
+ forgetting to raise a morsel to his lips, though Sancho more than once
+ told him to eat his supper, as he would have time enough afterwards to say
+ all he wanted. It excited fresh pity in those who had heard him to see a
+ man of apparently sound sense, and with rational views on every subject he
+ discussed, so hopelessly wanting in all, when his wretched unlucky
+ chivalry was in question. The curate told him he was quite right in all he
+ had said in favour of arms, and that he himself, though a man of letters
+ and a graduate, was of the same opinion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They finished their supper, the cloth was removed, and while the hostess,
+ her daughter, and Maritornes were getting Don Quixote of La Mancha's
+ garret ready, in which it was arranged that the women were to be quartered
+ by themselves for the night, Don Fernando begged the captive to tell them
+ the story of his life, for it could not fail to be strange and
+ interesting, to judge by the hints he had let fall on his arrival in
+ company with Zoraida. To this the captive replied that he would very
+ willingly yield to his request, only he feared his tale would not give
+ them as much pleasure as he wished; nevertheless, not to be wanting in
+ compliance, he would tell it. The curate and the others thanked him and
+ added their entreaties, and he finding himself so pressed said there was
+ no occasion ask, where a command had such weight, and added, "If your
+ worships will give me your attention you will hear a true story which,
+ perhaps, fictitious ones constructed with ingenious and studied art cannot
+ come up to." These words made them settle themselves in their places and
+ preserve a deep silence, and he seeing them waiting on his words in mute
+ expectation, began thus in a pleasant quiet voice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c38e" id="c38e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c38e.jpg (18K)" src="images/c38e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch39" id="ch39"></a>CHAPTER XXXIX.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c39a" id="c39a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c39a.jpg (137K)" src="images/c39a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c39a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My family had its origin in a village in the mountains of Leon, and nature
+ had been kinder and more generous to it than fortune; though in the
+ general poverty of those communities my father passed for being even a
+ rich man; and he would have been so in reality had he been as clever in
+ preserving his property as he was in spending it. This tendency of his to
+ be liberal and profuse he had acquired from having been a soldier in his
+ youth, for the soldier's life is a school in which the niggard becomes
+ free-handed and the free-handed prodigal; and if any soldiers are to be
+ found who are misers, they are monsters of rare occurrence. My father went
+ beyond liberality and bordered on prodigality, a disposition by no means
+ advantageous to a married man who has children to succeed to his name and
+ position. My father had three, all sons, and all of sufficient age to make
+ choice of a profession. Finding, then, that he was unable to resist his
+ propensity, he resolved to divest himself of the instrument and cause of
+ his prodigality and lavishness, to divest himself of wealth, without which
+ Alexander himself would have seemed parsimonious; and so calling us all
+ three aside one day into a room, he addressed us in words somewhat to the
+ following effect:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "My sons, to assure you that I love you, no more need be known or said
+ than that you are my sons; and to encourage a suspicion that I do not love
+ you, no more is needed than the knowledge that I have no self-control as
+ far as preservation of your patrimony is concerned; therefore, that you
+ may for the future feel sure that I love you like a father, and have no
+ wish to ruin you like a stepfather, I propose to do with you what I have
+ for some time back meditated, and after mature deliberation decided upon.
+ You are now of an age to choose your line of life or at least make choice
+ of a calling that will bring you honour and profit when you are older; and
+ what I have resolved to do is to divide my property into four parts; three
+ I will give to you, to each his portion without making any difference, and
+ the other I will retain to live upon and support myself for whatever
+ remainder of life Heaven may be pleased to grant me. But I wish each of
+ you on taking possession of the share that falls to him to follow one of
+ the paths I shall indicate. In this Spain of ours there is a proverb, to
+ my mind very true&mdash;as they all are, being short aphorisms drawn from
+ long practical experience&mdash;and the one I refer to says, 'The church,
+ or the sea, or the king's house;' as much as to say, in plainer language,
+ whoever wants to flourish and become rich, let him follow the church, or
+ go to sea, adopting commerce as his calling, or go into the king's service
+ in his household, for they say, 'Better a king's crumb than a lord's
+ favour.' I say so because it is my will and pleasure that one of you
+ should follow letters, another trade, and the third serve the king in the
+ wars, for it is a difficult matter to gain admission to his service in his
+ household, and if war does not bring much wealth it confers great
+ distinction and fame. Eight days hence I will give you your full shares in
+ money, without defrauding you of a farthing, as you will see in the end.
+ Now tell me if you are willing to follow out my idea and advice as I have
+ laid it before you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having called upon me as the eldest to answer, I, after urging him not to
+ strip himself of his property but to spend it all as he pleased, for we
+ were young men able to gain our living, consented to comply with his
+ wishes, and said that mine were to follow the profession of arms and
+ thereby serve God and my king. My second brother having made the same
+ proposal, decided upon going to the Indies, embarking the portion that
+ fell to him in trade. The youngest, and in my opinion the wisest, said he
+ would rather follow the church, or go to complete his studies at
+ Salamanca. As soon as we had come to an understanding, and made choice of
+ our professions, my father embraced us all, and in the short time he
+ mentioned carried into effect all he had promised; and when he had given
+ to each his share, which as well as I remember was three thousand ducats
+ apiece in cash (for an uncle of ours bought the estate and paid for it
+ down, not to let it go out of the family), we all three on the same day
+ took leave of our good father; and at the same time, as it seemed to me
+ inhuman to leave my father with such scanty means in his old age, I
+ induced him to take two of my three thousand ducats, as the remainder
+ would be enough to provide me with all a soldier needed. My two brothers,
+ moved by my example, gave him each a thousand ducats, so that there was
+ left for my father four thousand ducats in money, besides three thousand,
+ the value of the portion that fell to him which he preferred to retain in
+ land instead of selling it. Finally, as I said, we took leave of him, and
+ of our uncle whom I have mentioned, not without sorrow and tears on both
+ sides, they charging us to let them know whenever an opportunity offered
+ how we fared, whether well or ill. We promised to do so, and when he had
+ embraced us and given us his blessing, one set out for Salamanca, the
+ other for Seville, and I for Alicante, where I had heard there was a
+ Genoese vessel taking in a cargo of wool for Genoa.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is now some twenty-two years since I left my father's house, and all
+ that time, though I have written several letters, I have had no news
+ whatever of him or of my brothers; my own adventures during that period I
+ will now relate briefly. I embarked at Alicante, reached Genoa after a
+ prosperous voyage, and proceeded thence to Milan, where I provided myself
+ with arms and a few soldier's accoutrements; thence it was my intention to
+ go and take service in Piedmont, but as I was already on the road to
+ Alessandria della Paglia, I learned that the great Duke of Alva was on his
+ way to Flanders. I changed my plans, joined him, served under him in the
+ campaigns he made, was present at the deaths of the Counts Egmont and
+ Horn, and was promoted to be ensign under a famous captain of Guadalajara,
+ Diego de Urbina by name. Some time after my arrival in Flanders news came
+ of the league that his Holiness Pope Pius V of happy memory, had made with
+ Venice and Spain against the common enemy, the Turk, who had just then
+ with his fleet taken the famous island of Cyprus, which belonged to the
+ Venetians, a loss deplorable and disastrous. It was known as a fact that
+ the Most Serene Don John of Austria, natural brother of our good king Don
+ Philip, was coming as commander-in-chief of the allied forces, and rumours
+ were abroad of the vast warlike preparations which were being made, all
+ which stirred my heart and filled me with a longing to take part in the
+ campaign which was expected; and though I had reason to believe, and
+ almost certain promises, that on the first opportunity that presented
+ itself I should be promoted to be captain, I preferred to leave all and
+ betake myself, as I did, to Italy; and it was my good fortune that Don
+ John had just arrived at Genoa, and was going on to Naples to join the
+ Venetian fleet, as he afterwards did at Messina. I may say, in short, that
+ I took part in that glorious expedition, promoted by this time to be a
+ captain of infantry, to which honourable charge my good luck rather than
+ my merits raised me; and that day&mdash;so fortunate for Christendom,
+ because then all the nations of the earth were disabused of the error
+ under which they lay in imagining the Turks to be invincible on sea-on
+ that day, I say, on which the Ottoman pride and arrogance were broken,
+ among all that were there made happy (for the Christians who died that day
+ were happier than those who remained alive and victorious) I alone was
+ miserable; for, instead of some naval crown that I might have expected had
+ it been in Roman times, on the night that followed that famous day I found
+ myself with fetters on my feet and manacles on my hands.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It happened in this way: El Uchali, the king of Algiers, a daring and
+ successful corsair, having attacked and taken the leading Maltese galley
+ (only three knights being left alive in it, and they badly wounded), the
+ chief galley of John Andrea, on board of which I and my company were
+ placed, came to its relief, and doing as was bound to do in such a case, I
+ leaped on board the enemy's galley, which, sheering off from that which
+ had attacked it, prevented my men from following me, and so I found myself
+ alone in the midst of my enemies, who were in such numbers that I was
+ unable to resist; in short I was taken, covered with wounds; El Uchali, as
+ you know, sirs, made his escape with his entire squadron, and I was left a
+ prisoner in his power, the only sad being among so many filled with joy,
+ and the only captive among so many free; for there were fifteen thousand
+ Christians, all at the oar in the Turkish fleet, that regained their
+ longed-for liberty that day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They carried me to Constantinople, where the Grand Turk, Selim, made my
+ master general at sea for having done his duty in the battle and carried
+ off as evidence of his bravery the standard of the Order of Malta. The
+ following year, which was the year seventy-two, I found myself at Navarino
+ rowing in the leading galley with the three lanterns. There I saw and
+ observed how the opportunity of capturing the whole Turkish fleet in
+ harbour was lost; for all the marines and janizzaries that belonged to it
+ made sure that they were about to be attacked inside the very harbour, and
+ had their kits and pasamaques, or shoes, ready to flee at once on shore
+ without waiting to be assailed, in so great fear did they stand of our
+ fleet. But Heaven ordered it otherwise, not for any fault or neglect of
+ the general who commanded on our side, but for the sins of Christendom,
+ and because it was God's will and pleasure that we should always have
+ instruments of punishment to chastise us. As it was, El Uchali took refuge
+ at Modon, which is an island near Navarino, and landing forces fortified
+ the mouth of the harbour and waited quietly until Don John retired. On
+ this expedition was taken the galley called the Prize, whose captain was a
+ son of the famous corsair Barbarossa. It was taken by the chief Neapolitan
+ galley called the She-wolf, commanded by that thunderbolt of war, that
+ father of his men, that successful and unconquered captain Don Alvaro de
+ Bazan, Marquis of Santa Cruz; and I cannot help telling you what took
+ place at the capture of the Prize.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The son of Barbarossa was so cruel, and treated his slaves so badly, that,
+ when those who were at the oars saw that the She-wolf galley was bearing
+ down upon them and gaining upon them, they all at once dropped their oars
+ and seized their captain who stood on the stage at the end of the gangway
+ shouting to them to row lustily; and passing him on from bench to bench,
+ from the poop to the prow, they so bit him that before he had got much
+ past the mast his soul had already got to hell; so great, as I said, was
+ the cruelty with which he treated them, and the hatred with which they
+ hated him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We returned to Constantinople, and the following year, seventy-three, it
+ became known that Don John had seized Tunis and taken the kingdom from the
+ Turks, and placed Muley Hamet in possession, putting an end to the hopes
+ which Muley Hamida, the cruelest and bravest Moor in the world,
+ entertained of returning to reign there. The Grand Turk took the loss
+ greatly to heart, and with the cunning which all his race possess, he made
+ peace with the Venetians (who were much more eager for it than he was),
+ and the following year, seventy-four, he attacked the Goletta and the fort
+ which Don John had left half built near Tunis. While all these events were
+ occurring, I was labouring at the oar without any hope of freedom; at
+ least I had no hope of obtaining it by ransom, for I was firmly resolved
+ not to write to my father telling him of my misfortunes. At length the
+ Goletta fell, and the fort fell, before which places there were
+ seventy-five thousand regular Turkish soldiers, and more than four hundred
+ thousand Moors and Arabs from all parts of Africa, and in the train of all
+ this great host such munitions and engines of war, and so many pioneers
+ that with their hands they might have covered the Goletta and the fort
+ with handfuls of earth. The first to fall was the Goletta, until then
+ reckoned impregnable, and it fell, not by any fault of its defenders, who
+ did all that they could and should have done, but because experiment
+ proved how easily entrenchments could be made in the desert sand there;
+ for water used to be found at two palms depth, while the Turks found none
+ at two yards; and so by means of a quantity of sandbags they raised their
+ works so high that they commanded the walls of the fort, sweeping them as
+ if from a cavalier, so that no one was able to make a stand or maintain
+ the defence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a common opinion that our men should not have shut themselves up in
+ the Goletta, but should have waited in the open at the landing-place; but
+ those who say so talk at random and with little knowledge of such matters;
+ for if in the Goletta and in the fort there were barely seven thousand
+ soldiers, how could such a small number, however resolute, sally out and
+ hold their own against numbers like those of the enemy? And how is it
+ possible to help losing a stronghold that is not relieved, above all when
+ surrounded by a host of determined enemies in their own country? But many
+ thought, and I thought so too, that it was special favour and mercy which
+ Heaven showed to Spain in permitting the destruction of that source and
+ hiding place of mischief, that devourer, sponge, and moth of countless
+ money, fruitlessly wasted there to no other purpose save preserving the
+ memory of its capture by the invincible Charles V; as if to make that
+ eternal, as it is and will be, these stones were needed to support it. The
+ fort also fell; but the Turks had to win it inch by inch, for the soldiers
+ who defended it fought so gallantly and stoutly that the number of the
+ enemy killed in twenty-two general assaults exceeded twenty-five thousand.
+ Of three hundred that remained alive not one was taken unwounded, a clear
+ and manifest proof of their gallantry and resolution, and how sturdily
+ they had defended themselves and held their post. A small fort or tower
+ which was in the middle of the lagoon under the command of Don Juan
+ Zanoguera, a Valencian gentleman and a famous soldier, capitulated upon
+ terms. They took prisoner Don Pedro Puertocarrero, commandant of the
+ Goletta, who had done all in his power to defend his fortress, and took
+ the loss of it so much to heart that he died of grief on the way to
+ Constantinople, where they were carrying him a prisoner. They also took
+ the commandant of the fort, Gabrio Cerbellon by name, a Milanese
+ gentleman, a great engineer and a very brave soldier. In these two
+ fortresses perished many persons of note, among whom was Pagano Doria,
+ knight of the Order of St. John, a man of generous disposition, as was
+ shown by his extreme liberality to his brother, the famous John Andrea
+ Doria; and what made his death the more sad was that he was slain by some
+ Arabs to whom, seeing that the fort was now lost, he entrusted himself,
+ and who offered to conduct him in the disguise of a Moor to Tabarca, a
+ small fort or station on the coast held by the Genoese employed in the
+ coral fishery. These Arabs cut off his head and carried it to the
+ commander of the Turkish fleet, who proved on them the truth of our
+ Castilian proverb, that "though the treason may please, the traitor is
+ hated;" for they say he ordered those who brought him the present to be
+ hanged for not having brought him alive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c39b" id="c39b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c39b.jpg (371K)" src="images/c39b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c39b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Among the Christians who were taken in the fort was one named Don Pedro de
+ Aguilar, a native of some place, I know not what, in Andalusia, who had
+ been ensign in the fort, a soldier of great repute and rare intelligence,
+ who had in particular a special gift for what they call poetry. I say so
+ because his fate brought him to my galley and to my bench, and made him a
+ slave to the same master; and before we left the port this gentleman
+ composed two sonnets by way of epitaphs, one on the Goletta and the other
+ on the fort; indeed, I may as well repeat them, for I have them by heart,
+ and I think they will be liked rather than disliked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The instant the captive mentioned the name of Don Pedro de Aguilar, Don
+ Fernando looked at his companions and they all three smiled; and when he
+ came to speak of the sonnets one of them said, "Before your worship
+ proceeds any further I entreat you to tell me what became of that Don
+ Pedro de Aguilar you have spoken of."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All I know is," replied the captive, "that after having been in
+ Constantinople two years, he escaped in the disguise of an Arnaut, in
+ company with a Greek spy; but whether he regained his liberty or not I
+ cannot tell, though I fancy he did, because a year afterwards I saw the
+ Greek at Constantinople, though I was unable to ask him what the result of
+ the journey was."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well then, you are right," returned the gentleman, "for that Don Pedro is
+ my brother, and he is now in our village in good health, rich, married,
+ and with three children."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thanks be to God for all the mercies he has shown him," said the captive;
+ "for to my mind there is no happiness on earth to compare with recovering
+ lost liberty."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And what is more," said the gentleman, "I know the sonnets my brother
+ made."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then let your worship repeat them," said the captive, "for you will
+ recite them better than I can."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "With all my heart," said the gentleman; "that on the Goletta runs thus."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c39e" id="c39e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c39e.jpg (38K)" src="images/c39e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch40" id="ch40"></a>CHAPTER XL.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED.
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c40a" id="c40a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c40a.jpg (131K)" src="images/c40a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c40a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+SONNET
+
+"Blest souls, that, from this mortal husk set free,
+ In guerdon of brave deeds beatified,
+ Above this lowly orb of ours abide
+Made heirs of heaven and immortality,
+With noble rage and ardour glowing ye
+ Your strength, while strength was yours, in battle plied,
+ And with your own blood and the foeman's dyed
+The sandy soil and the encircling sea.
+It was the ebbing life-blood first that failed
+The weary arms; the stout hearts never quailed.
+ Though vanquished, yet ye earned the victor's crown:
+Though mourned, yet still triumphant was your fall
+For there ye won, between the sword and wall,
+ In Heaven glory and on earth renown."
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ "That is it exactly, according to my recollection," said the captive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well then, that on the fort," said the gentleman, "if my memory serves
+ me, goes thus:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+SONNET
+
+"Up from this wasted soil, this shattered shell,
+ Whose walls and towers here in ruin lie,
+ Three thousand soldier souls took wing on high,
+In the bright mansions of the blest to dwell.
+The onslaught of the foeman to repel
+ By might of arm all vainly did they try,
+ And when at length 'twas left them but to die,
+Wearied and few the last defenders fell.
+And this same arid soil hath ever been
+A haunt of countless mournful memories,
+ As well in our day as in days of yore.
+But never yet to Heaven it sent, I ween,
+From its hard bosom purer souls than these,
+ Or braver bodies on its surface bore."
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The sonnets were not disliked, and the captive was rejoiced at the tidings
+ they gave him of his comrade, and continuing his tale, he went on to say:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Goletta and the fort being thus in their hands, the Turks gave orders
+ to dismantle the Goletta&mdash;for the fort was reduced to such a state
+ that there was nothing left to level&mdash;and to do the work more quickly
+ and easily they mined it in three places; but nowhere were they able to
+ blow up the part which seemed to be the least strong, that is to say, the
+ old walls, while all that remained standing of the new fortifications that
+ the Fratin had made came to the ground with the greatest ease. Finally the
+ fleet returned victorious and triumphant to Constantinople, and a few
+ months later died my master, El Uchali, otherwise Uchali Fartax, which
+ means in Turkish "the scabby renegade;" for that he was; it is the
+ practice with the Turks to name people from some defect or virtue they may
+ possess; the reason being that there are among them only four surnames
+ belonging to families tracing their descent from the Ottoman house, and
+ the others, as I have said, take their names and surnames either from
+ bodily blemishes or moral qualities. This "scabby one" rowed at the oar as
+ a slave of the Grand Signor's for fourteen years, and when over
+ thirty-four years of age, in resentment at having been struck by a Turk
+ while at the oar, turned renegade and renounced his faith in order to be
+ able to revenge himself; and such was his valour that, without owing his
+ advancement to the base ways and means by which most favourites of the
+ Grand Signor rise to power, he came to be king of Algiers, and afterwards
+ general-on-sea, which is the third place of trust in the realm. He was a
+ Calabrian by birth, and a worthy man morally, and he treated his slaves
+ with great humanity. He had three thousand of them, and after his death
+ they were divided, as he directed by his will, between the Grand Signor
+ (who is heir of all who die and shares with the children of the deceased)
+ and his renegades. I fell to the lot of a Venetian renegade who, when a
+ cabin boy on board a ship, had been taken by Uchali and was so much
+ beloved by him that he became one of his most favoured youths. He came to
+ be the most cruel renegade I ever saw: his name was Hassan Aga, and he
+ grew very rich and became king of Algiers. With him I went there from
+ Constantinople, rather glad to be so near Spain, not that I intended to
+ write to anyone about my unhappy lot, but to try if fortune would be
+ kinder to me in Algiers than in Constantinople, where I had attempted in a
+ thousand ways to escape without ever finding a favourable time or chance;
+ but in Algiers I resolved to seek for other means of effecting the purpose
+ I cherished so dearly; for the hope of obtaining my liberty never deserted
+ me; and when in my plots and schemes and attempts the result did not
+ answer my expectations, without giving way to despair I immediately began
+ to look out for or conjure up some new hope to support me, however faint
+ or feeble it might be.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In this way I lived on immured in a building or prison called by the Turks
+ a bano in which they confine the Christian captives, as well those that
+ are the king's as those belonging to private individuals, and also what
+ they call those of the Almacen, which is as much as to say the slaves of
+ the municipality, who serve the city in the public works and other
+ employments; but captives of this kind recover their liberty with great
+ difficulty, for, as they are public property and have no particular
+ master, there is no one with whom to treat for their ransom, even though
+ they may have the means. To these banos, as I have said, some private
+ individuals of the town are in the habit of bringing their captives,
+ especially when they are to be ransomed; because there they can keep them
+ in safety and comfort until their ransom arrives. The king's captives
+ also, that are on ransom, do not go out to work with the rest of the crew,
+ unless when their ransom is delayed; for then, to make them write for it
+ more pressingly, they compel them to work and go for wood, which is no
+ light labour.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I, however, was one of those on ransom, for when it was discovered that I
+ was a captain, although I declared my scanty means and want of fortune,
+ nothing could dissuade them from including me among the gentlemen and
+ those waiting to be ransomed. They put a chain on me, more as a mark of
+ this than to keep me safe, and so I passed my life in that bano with
+ several other gentlemen and persons of quality marked out as held to
+ ransom; but though at times, or rather almost always, we suffered from
+ hunger and scanty clothing, nothing distressed us so much as hearing and
+ seeing at every turn the unexampled and unheard-of cruelties my master
+ inflicted upon the Christians. Every day he hanged a man, impaled one, cut
+ off the ears of another; and all with so little provocation, or so
+ entirely without any, that the Turks acknowledged he did it merely for the
+ sake of doing it, and because he was by nature murderously disposed
+ towards the whole human race. The only one that fared at all well with him
+ was a Spanish soldier, something de Saavedra by name, to whom he never
+ gave a blow himself, or ordered a blow to be given, or addressed a hard
+ word, although he had done things that will dwell in the memory of the
+ people there for many a year, and all to recover his liberty; and for the
+ least of the many things he did we all dreaded that he would be impaled,
+ and he himself was in fear of it more than once; and only that time does
+ not allow, I could tell you now something of what that soldier did, that
+ would interest and astonish you much more than the narration of my own
+ tale.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To go on with my story; the courtyard of our prison was overlooked by the
+ windows of the house belonging to a wealthy Moor of high position; and
+ these, as is usual in Moorish houses, were rather loopholes than windows,
+ and besides were covered with thick and close lattice-work. It so
+ happened, then, that as I was one day on the terrace of our prison with
+ three other comrades, trying, to pass away the time, how far we could leap
+ with our chains, we being alone, for all the other Christians had gone out
+ to work, I chanced to raise my eyes, and from one of these little closed
+ windows I saw a reed appear with a cloth attached to the end of it, and it
+ kept waving to and fro, and moving as if making signs to us to come and
+ take it. We watched it, and one of those who were with me went and stood
+ under the reed to see whether they would let it drop, or what they would
+ do, but as he did so the reed was raised and moved from side to side, as
+ if they meant to say "no" by a shake of the head. The Christian came back,
+ and it was again lowered, making the same movements as before. Another of
+ my comrades went, and with him the same happened as with the first, and
+ then the third went forward, but with the same result as the first and
+ second. Seeing this I did not like not to try my luck, and as soon as I
+ came under the reed it was dropped and fell inside the bano at my feet. I
+ hastened to untie the cloth, in which I perceived a knot, and in this were
+ ten cianis, which are coins of base gold, current among the Moors, and
+ each worth ten reals of our money.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is needless to say I rejoiced over this godsend, and my joy was not
+ less than my wonder as I strove to imagine how this good fortune could
+ have come to us, but to me specially; for the evident unwillingness to
+ drop the reed for any but me showed that it was for me the favour was
+ intended. I took my welcome money, broke the reed, and returned to the
+ terrace, and looking up at the window, I saw a very white hand put out
+ that opened and shut very quickly. From this we gathered or fancied that
+ it must be some woman living in that house that had done us this kindness,
+ and to show that we were grateful for it, we made salaams after the
+ fashion of the Moors, bowing the head, bending the body, and crossing the
+ arms on the breast. Shortly afterwards at the same window a small cross
+ made of reeds was put out and immediately withdrawn. This sign led us to
+ believe that some Christian woman was a captive in the house, and that it
+ was she who had been so good to us; but the whiteness of the hand and the
+ bracelets we had perceived made us dismiss that idea, though we thought it
+ might be one of the Christian renegades whom their masters very often take
+ as lawful wives, and gladly, for they prefer them to the women of their
+ own nation. In all our conjectures we were wide of the truth; so from that
+ time forward our sole occupation was watching and gazing at the window
+ where the cross had appeared to us, as if it were our pole-star; but at
+ least fifteen days passed without our seeing either it or the hand, or any
+ other sign and though meanwhile we endeavoured with the utmost pains to
+ ascertain who it was that lived in the house, and whether there were any
+ Christian renegade in it, nobody could ever tell us anything more than
+ that he who lived there was a rich Moor of high position, Hadji Morato by
+ name, formerly alcaide of La Pata, an office of high dignity among them.
+ But when we least thought it was going to rain any more cianis from that
+ quarter, we saw the reed suddenly appear with another cloth tied in a
+ larger knot attached to it, and this at a time when, as on the former
+ occasion, the bano was deserted and unoccupied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c40b" id="c40b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c40b.jpg (288K)" src="images/c40b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c40b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We made trial as before, each of the same three going forward before I
+ did; but the reed was delivered to none but me, and on my approach it was
+ let drop. I untied the knot and I found forty Spanish gold crowns with a
+ paper written in Arabic, and at the end of the writing there was a large
+ cross drawn. I kissed the cross, took the crowns and returned to the
+ terrace, and we all made our salaams; again the hand appeared, I made
+ signs that I would read the paper, and then the window was closed. We were
+ all puzzled, though filled with joy at what had taken place; and as none
+ of us understood Arabic, great was our curiosity to know what the paper
+ contained, and still greater the difficulty of finding some one to read
+ it. At last I resolved to confide in a renegade, a native of Murcia, who
+ professed a very great friendship for me, and had given pledges that bound
+ him to keep any secret I might entrust to him; for it is the custom with
+ some renegades, when they intend to return to Christian territory, to
+ carry about them certificates from captives of mark testifying, in
+ whatever form they can, that such and such a renegade is a worthy man who
+ has always shown kindness to Christians, and is anxious to escape on the
+ first opportunity that may present itself. Some obtain these testimonials
+ with good intentions, others put them to a cunning use; for when they go
+ to pillage on Christian territory, if they chance to be cast away, or
+ taken prisoners, they produce their certificates and say that from these
+ papers may be seen the object they came for, which was to remain on
+ Christian ground, and that it was to this end they joined the Turks in
+ their foray. In this way they escape the consequences of the first
+ outburst and make their peace with the Church before it does them any
+ harm, and then when they have the chance they return to Barbary to become
+ what they were before. Others, however, there are who procure these papers
+ and make use of them honestly, and remain on Christian soil. This friend
+ of mine, then, was one of these renegades that I have described; he had
+ certificates from all our comrades, in which we testified in his favour as
+ strongly as we could; and if the Moors had found the papers they would
+ have burned him alive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I knew that he understood Arabic very well, and could not only speak but
+ also write it; but before I disclosed the whole matter to him, I asked him
+ to read for me this paper which I had found by accident in a hole in my
+ cell. He opened it and remained some time examining it and muttering to
+ himself as he translated it. I asked him if he understood it, and he told
+ me he did perfectly well, and that if I wished him to tell me its meaning
+ word for word, I must give him pen and ink that he might do it more
+ satisfactorily. We at once gave him what he required, and he set about
+ translating it bit by bit, and when he had done he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All that is here in Spanish is what the Moorish paper contains, and you
+ must bear in mind that when it says 'Lela Marien' it means 'Our Lady the
+ Virgin Mary.'"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We read the paper and it ran thus:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "When I was a child my father had a slave who taught me to pray the
+ Christian prayer in my own language, and told me many things about Lela
+ Marien. The Christian died, and I know that she did not go to the fire,
+ but to Allah, because since then I have seen her twice, and she told me to
+ go to the land of the Christians to see Lela Marien, who had great love
+ for me. I know not how to go. I have seen many Christians, but except
+ thyself none has seemed to me to be a gentleman. I am young and beautiful,
+ and have plenty of money to take with me. See if thou canst contrive how
+ we may go, and if thou wilt thou shalt be my husband there, and if thou
+ wilt not it will not distress me, for Lela Marien will find me some one to
+ marry me. I myself have written this: have a care to whom thou givest it
+ to read: trust no Moor, for they are all perfidious. I am greatly troubled
+ on this account, for I would not have thee confide in anyone, because if
+ my father knew it he would at once fling me down a well and cover me with
+ stones. I will put a thread to the reed; tie the answer to it, and if thou
+ hast no one to write for thee in Arabic, tell it to me by signs, for Lela
+ Marien will make me understand thee. She and Allah and this cross, which I
+ often kiss as the captive bade me, protect thee."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Judge, sirs, whether we had reason for surprise and joy at the words of
+ this paper; and both one and the other were so great, that the renegade
+ perceived that the paper had not been found by chance, but had been in
+ reality addressed to some one of us, and he begged us, if what he
+ suspected were the truth, to trust him and tell him all, for he would risk
+ his life for our freedom; and so saying he took out from his breast a
+ metal crucifix, and with many tears swore by the God the image
+ represented, in whom, sinful and wicked as he was, he truly and faithfully
+ believed, to be loyal to us and keep secret whatever we chose to reveal to
+ him; for he thought and almost foresaw that by means of her who had
+ written that paper, he and all of us would obtain our liberty, and he
+ himself obtain the object he so much desired, his restoration to the bosom
+ of the Holy Mother Church, from which by his own sin and ignorance he was
+ now severed like a corrupt limb. The renegade said this with so many tears
+ and such signs of repentance, that with one consent we all agreed to tell
+ him the whole truth of the matter, and so we gave him a full account of
+ all, without hiding anything from him. We pointed out to him the window at
+ which the reed appeared, and he by that means took note of the house, and
+ resolved to ascertain with particular care who lived in it. We agreed also
+ that it would be advisable to answer the Moorish lady's letter, and the
+ renegade without a moment's delay took down the words I dictated to him,
+ which were exactly what I shall tell you, for nothing of importance that
+ took place in this affair has escaped my memory, or ever will while life
+ lasts. This, then, was the answer returned to the Moorish lady:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The true Allah protect thee, Lady, and that blessed Marien who is the
+ true mother of God, and who has put it into thy heart to go to the land of
+ the Christians, because she loves thee. Entreat her that she be pleased to
+ show thee how thou canst execute the command she gives thee, for she will,
+ such is her goodness. On my own part, and on that of all these Christians
+ who are with me, I promise to do all that we can for thee, even to death.
+ Fail not to write to me and inform me what thou dost mean to do, and I
+ will always answer thee; for the great Allah has given us a Christian
+ captive who can speak and write thy language well, as thou mayest see by
+ this paper; without fear, therefore, thou canst inform us of all thou
+ wouldst. As to what thou sayest, that if thou dost reach the land of the
+ Christians thou wilt be my wife, I give thee my promise upon it as a good
+ Christian; and know that the Christians keep their promises better than
+ the Moors. Allah and Marien his mother watch over thee, my Lady."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The paper being written and folded I waited two days until the bano was
+ empty as before, and immediately repaired to the usual walk on the terrace
+ to see if there were any sign of the reed, which was not long in making
+ its appearance. As soon as I saw it, although I could not distinguish who
+ put it out, I showed the paper as a sign to attach the thread, but it was
+ already fixed to the reed, and to it I tied the paper; and shortly
+ afterwards our star once more made its appearance with the white flag of
+ peace, the little bundle. It was dropped, and I picked it up, and found in
+ the cloth, in gold and silver coins of all sorts, more than fifty crowns,
+ which fifty times more strengthened our joy and doubled our hope of
+ gaining our liberty. That very night our renegade returned and said he had
+ learned that the Moor we had been told of lived in that house, that his
+ name was Hadji Morato, that he was enormously rich, that he had one only
+ daughter the heiress of all his wealth, and that it was the general
+ opinion throughout the city that she was the most beautiful woman in
+ Barbary, and that several of the viceroys who came there had sought her
+ for a wife, but that she had been always unwilling to marry; and he had
+ learned, moreover, that she had a Christian slave who was now dead; all
+ which agreed with the contents of the paper. We immediately took counsel
+ with the renegade as to what means would have to be adopted in order to
+ carry off the Moorish lady and bring us all to Christian territory; and in
+ the end it was agreed that for the present we should wait for a second
+ communication from Zoraida (for that was the name of her who now desires
+ to be called Maria), because we saw clearly that she and no one else could
+ find a way out of all these difficulties. When we had decided upon this
+ the renegade told us not to be uneasy, for he would lose his life or
+ restore us to liberty. For four days the bano was filled with people, for
+ which reason the reed delayed its appearance for four days, but at the end
+ of that time, when the bano was, as it generally was, empty, it appeared
+ with the cloth so bulky that it promised a happy birth. Reed and cloth
+ came down to me, and I found another paper and a hundred crowns in gold,
+ without any other coin. The renegade was present, and in our cell we gave
+ him the paper to read, which was to this effect:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I cannot think of a plan, senor, for our going to Spain, nor has Lela
+ Marien shown me one, though I have asked her. All that can be done is for
+ me to give you plenty of money in gold from this window. With it ransom
+ yourself and your friends, and let one of you go to the land of the
+ Christians, and there buy a vessel and come back for the others; and he
+ will find me in my father's garden, which is at the Babazon gate near the
+ seashore, where I shall be all this summer with my father and my servants.
+ You can carry me away from there by night without any danger, and bring me
+ to the vessel. And remember thou art to be my husband, else I will pray to
+ Marien to punish thee. If thou canst not trust anyone to go for the
+ vessel, ransom thyself and do thou go, for I know thou wilt return more
+ surely than any other, as thou art a gentleman and a Christian. Endeavour
+ to make thyself acquainted with the garden; and when I see thee walking
+ yonder I shall know that the bano is empty and I will give thee abundance
+ of money. Allah protect thee, senor."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These were the words and contents of the second paper, and on hearing
+ them, each declared himself willing to be the ransomed one, and promised
+ to go and return with scrupulous good faith; and I too made the same
+ offer; but to all this the renegade objected, saying that he would not on
+ any account consent to one being set free before all went together, as
+ experience had taught him how ill those who have been set free keep
+ promises which they made in captivity; for captives of distinction
+ frequently had recourse to this plan, paying the ransom of one who was to
+ go to Valencia or Majorca with money to enable him to arm a bark and
+ return for the others who had ransomed him, but who never came back; for
+ recovered liberty and the dread of losing it again efface from the memory
+ all the obligations in the world. And to prove the truth of what he said,
+ he told us briefly what had happened to a certain Christian gentleman
+ almost at that very time, the strangest case that had ever occurred even
+ there, where astonishing and marvellous things are happening every
+ instant. In short, he ended by saying that what could and ought to be done
+ was to give the money intended for the ransom of one of us Christians to
+ him, so that he might with it buy a vessel there in Algiers under the
+ pretence of becoming a merchant and trader at Tetuan and along the coast;
+ and when master of the vessel, it would be easy for him to hit on some way
+ of getting us all out of the bano and putting us on board; especially if
+ the Moorish lady gave, as she said, money enough to ransom all, because
+ once free it would be the easiest thing in the world for us to embark even
+ in open day; but the greatest difficulty was that the Moors do not allow
+ any renegade to buy or own any craft, unless it be a large vessel for
+ going on roving expeditions, because they are afraid that anyone who buys
+ a small vessel, especially if he be a Spaniard, only wants it for the
+ purpose of escaping to Christian territory. This however he could get over
+ by arranging with a Tagarin Moor to go shares with him in the purchase of
+ the vessel, and in the profit on the cargo; and under cover of this he
+ could become master of the vessel, in which case he looked upon all the
+ rest as accomplished. But though to me and my comrades it had seemed a
+ better plan to send to Majorca for the vessel, as the Moorish lady
+ suggested, we did not dare to oppose him, fearing that if we did not do as
+ he said he would denounce us, and place us in danger of losing all our
+ lives if he were to disclose our dealings with Zoraida, for whose life we
+ would have all given our own. We therefore resolved to put ourselves in
+ the hands of God and in the renegade's; and at the same time an answer was
+ given to Zoraida, telling her that we would do all she recommended, for
+ she had given as good advice as if Lela Marien had delivered it, and that
+ it depended on her alone whether we were to defer the business or put it
+ in execution at once. I renewed my promise to be her husband; and thus the
+ next day that the bano chanced to be empty she at different times gave us
+ by means of the reed and cloth two thousand gold crowns and a paper in
+ which she said that the next Juma, that is to say Friday, she was going to
+ her father's garden, but that before she went she would give us more
+ money; and if it were not enough we were to let her know, as she would
+ give us as much as we asked, for her father had so much he would not miss
+ it, and besides she kept all the keys.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We at once gave the renegade five hundred crowns to buy the vessel, and
+ with eight hundred I ransomed myself, giving the money to a Valencian
+ merchant who happened to be in Algiers at the time, and who had me
+ released on his word, pledging it that on the arrival of the first ship
+ from Valencia he would pay my ransom; for if he had given the money at
+ once it would have made the king suspect that my ransom money had been for
+ a long time in Algiers, and that the merchant had for his own advantage
+ kept it secret. In fact my master was so difficult to deal with that I
+ dared not on any account pay down the money at once. The Thursday before
+ the Friday on which the fair Zoraida was to go to the garden she gave us a
+ thousand crowns more, and warned us of her departure, begging me, if I
+ were ransomed, to find out her father's garden at once, and by all means
+ to seek an opportunity of going there to see her. I answered in a few
+ words that I would do so, and that she must remember to commend us to Lela
+ Marien with all the prayers the captive had taught her. This having been
+ done, steps were taken to ransom our three comrades, so as to enable them
+ to quit the bano, and lest, seeing me ransomed and themselves not, though
+ the money was forthcoming, they should make a disturbance about it and the
+ devil should prompt them to do something that might injure Zoraida; for
+ though their position might be sufficient to relieve me from this
+ apprehension, nevertheless I was unwilling to run any risk in the matter;
+ and so I had them ransomed in the same way as I was, handing over all the
+ money to the merchant so that he might with safety and confidence give
+ security; without, however, confiding our arrangement and secret to him,
+ which might have been dangerous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c40e" id="c40e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c40e.jpg (34K)" src="images/c40e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch41" id="ch41"></a>CHAPTER XLI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c41a" id="c41a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c41a.jpg (106K)" src="images/c41a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c41a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before fifteen days were over our renegade had already purchased an
+ excellent vessel with room for more than thirty persons; and to make the
+ transaction safe and lend a colour to it, he thought it well to make, as
+ he did, a voyage to a place called Shershel, twenty leagues from Algiers
+ on the Oran side, where there is an extensive trade in dried figs. Two or
+ three times he made this voyage in company with the Tagarin already
+ mentioned. The Moors of Aragon are called Tagarins in Barbary, and those
+ of Granada Mudejars; but in the Kingdom of Fez they call the Mudejars
+ Elches, and they are the people the king chiefly employs in war. To
+ proceed: every time he passed with his vessel he anchored in a cove that
+ was not two crossbow shots from the garden where Zoraida was waiting; and
+ there the renegade, together with the two Moorish lads that rowed, used
+ purposely to station himself, either going through his prayers, or else
+ practising as a part what he meant to perform in earnest. And thus he
+ would go to Zoraida's garden and ask for fruit, which her father gave him,
+ not knowing him; but though, as he afterwards told me, he sought to speak
+ to Zoraida, and tell her who he was, and that by my orders he was to take
+ her to the land of the Christians, so that she might feel satisfied and
+ easy, he had never been able to do so; for the Moorish women do not allow
+ themselves to be seen by any Moor or Turk, unless their husband or father
+ bid them: with Christian captives they permit freedom of intercourse and
+ communication, even more than might be considered proper. But for my part
+ I should have been sorry if he had spoken to her, for perhaps it might
+ have alarmed her to find her affairs talked of by renegades. But God, who
+ ordered it otherwise, afforded no opportunity for our renegade's
+ well-meant purpose; and he, seeing how safely he could go to Shershel and
+ return, and anchor when and how and where he liked, and that the Tagarin
+ his partner had no will but his, and that, now I was ransomed, all we
+ wanted was to find some Christians to row, told me to look out for any I
+ should he willing to take with me, over and above those who had been
+ ransomed, and to engage them for the next Friday, which he fixed upon for
+ our departure. On this I spoke to twelve Spaniards, all stout rowers, and
+ such as could most easily leave the city; but it was no easy matter to
+ find so many just then, because there were twenty ships out on a cruise
+ and they had taken all the rowers with them; and these would not have been
+ found were it not that their master remained at home that summer without
+ going to sea in order to finish a galliot that he had upon the stocks. To
+ these men I said nothing more than that the next Friday in the evening
+ they were to come out stealthily one by one and hang about Hadji Morato's
+ garden, waiting for me there until I came. These directions I gave each
+ one separately, with orders that if they saw any other Christians there
+ they were not to say anything to them except that I had directed them to
+ wait at that spot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This preliminary having been settled, another still more necessary step
+ had to be taken, which was to let Zoraida know how matters stood that she
+ might be prepared and forewarned, so as not to be taken by surprise if we
+ were suddenly to seize upon her before she thought the Christians' vessel
+ could have returned. I determined, therefore, to go to the garden and try
+ if I could speak to her; and the day before my departure I went there
+ under the pretence of gathering herbs. The first person I met was her
+ father, who addressed me in the language that all over Barbary and even in
+ Constantinople is the medium between captives and Moors, and is neither
+ Morisco nor Castilian, nor of any other nation, but a mixture of all
+ languages, by means of which we can all understand one another. In this
+ sort of language, I say, he asked me what I wanted in his garden, and to
+ whom I belonged. I replied that I was a slave of the Arnaut Mami (for I
+ knew as a certainty that he was a very great friend of his), and that I
+ wanted some herbs to make a salad. He asked me then whether I were on
+ ransom or not, and what my master demanded for me. While these questions
+ and answers were proceeding, the fair Zoraida, who had already perceived
+ me some time before, came out of the house in the garden, and as Moorish
+ women are by no means particular about letting themselves be seen by
+ Christians, or, as I have said before, at all coy, she had no hesitation
+ in coming to where her father stood with me; moreover her father, seeing
+ her approaching slowly, called to her to come. It would be beyond my power
+ now to describe to you the great beauty, the high-bred air, the brilliant
+ attire of my beloved Zoraida as she presented herself before my eyes. I
+ will content myself with saying that more pearls hung from her fair neck,
+ her ears, and her hair than she had hairs on her head. On her ankles,
+ which as is customary were bare, she had carcajes (for so bracelets or
+ anklets are called in Morisco) of the purest gold, set with so many
+ diamonds that she told me afterwards her father valued them at ten
+ thousand doubloons, and those she had on her wrists were worth as much
+ more. The pearls were in profusion and very fine, for the highest display
+ and adornment of the Moorish women is decking themselves with rich pearls
+ and seed-pearls; and of these there are therefore more among the Moors
+ than among any other people. Zoraida's father had to the reputation of
+ possessing a great number, and the purest in all Algiers, and of
+ possessing also more than two hundred thousand Spanish crowns; and she,
+ who is now mistress of me only, was mistress of all this. Whether thus
+ adorned she would have been beautiful or not, and what she must have been
+ in her prosperity, may be imagined from the beauty remaining to her after
+ so many hardships; for, as everyone knows, the beauty of some women has
+ its times and its seasons, and is increased or diminished by chance
+ causes; and naturally the emotions of the mind will heighten or impair it,
+ though indeed more frequently they totally destroy it. In a word she
+ presented herself before me that day attired with the utmost splendour,
+ and supremely beautiful; at any rate, she seemed to me the most beautiful
+ object I had ever seen; and when, besides, I thought of all I owed to her
+ I felt as though I had before me some heavenly being come to earth to
+ bring me relief and happiness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As she approached her father told her in his own language that I was a
+ captive belonging to his friend the Arnaut Mami, and that I had come for
+ salad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She took up the conversation, and in that mixture of tongues I have spoken
+ of she asked me if I was a gentleman, and why I was not ransomed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I answered that I was already ransomed, and that by the price it might be
+ seen what value my master set on me, as they had given one thousand five
+ hundred zoltanis for me; to which she replied, "Hadst thou been my
+ father's, I can tell thee, I would not have let him part with thee for
+ twice as much, for you Christians always tell lies about yourselves and
+ make yourselves out poor to cheat the Moors."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That may be, lady," said I; "but indeed I dealt truthfully with my
+ master, as I do and mean to do with everybody in the world."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And when dost thou go?" said Zoraida.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "To-morrow, I think," said I, "for there is a vessel here from France
+ which sails to-morrow, and I think I shall go in her."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Would it not be better," said Zoraida, "to wait for the arrival of ships
+ from Spain and go with them and not with the French who are not your
+ friends?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No," said I; "though if there were intelligence that a vessel were now
+ coming from Spain it is true I might, perhaps, wait for it; however, it is
+ more likely I shall depart to-morrow, for the longing I feel to return to
+ my country and to those I love is so great that it will not allow me to
+ wait for another opportunity, however more convenient, if it be delayed."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "No doubt thou art married in thine own country," said Zoraida, "and for
+ that reason thou art anxious to go and see thy wife."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am not married," I replied, "but I have given my promise to marry on my
+ arrival there."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And is the lady beautiful to whom thou hast given it?" said Zoraida.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So beautiful," said I, "that, to describe her worthily and tell thee the
+ truth, she is very like thee."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this her father laughed very heartily and said, "By Allah, Christian,
+ she must be very beautiful if she is like my daughter, who is the most
+ beautiful woman in all this kingdom: only look at her well and thou wilt
+ see I am telling the truth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Zoraida's father as the better linguist helped to interpret most of these
+ words and phrases, for though she spoke the bastard language, that, as I
+ have said, is employed there, she expressed her meaning more by signs than
+ by words.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While we were still engaged in this conversation, a Moor came running up,
+ exclaiming that four Turks had leaped over the fence or wall of the
+ garden, and were gathering the fruit though it was not yet ripe. The old
+ man was alarmed and Zoraida too, for the Moors commonly, and, so to speak,
+ instinctively have a dread of the Turks, but particularly of the soldiers,
+ who are so insolent and domineering to the Moors who are under their power
+ that they treat them worse than if they were their slaves. Her father said
+ to Zoraida, "Daughter, retire into the house and shut thyself in while I
+ go and speak to these dogs; and thou, Christian, pick thy herbs, and go in
+ peace, and Allah bring thee safe to thy own country."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I bowed, and he went away to look for the Turks, leaving me alone with
+ Zoraida, who made as if she were about to retire as her father bade her;
+ but the moment he was concealed by the trees of the garden, turning to me
+ with her eyes full of tears she said, "Tameji, cristiano, tameji?" that is
+ to say, "Art thou going, Christian, art thou going?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I made answer, "Yes, lady, but not without thee, come what may: be on the
+ watch for me on the next Juma, and be not alarmed when thou seest us; for
+ most surely we shall go to the land of the Christians."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This I said in such a way that she understood perfectly all that passed
+ between us, and throwing her arm round my neck she began with feeble steps
+ to move towards the house; but as fate would have it (and it might have
+ been very unfortunate if Heaven had not otherwise ordered it), just as we
+ were moving on in the manner and position I have described, with her arm
+ round my neck, her father, as he returned after having sent away the
+ Turks, saw how we were walking and we perceived that he saw us; but
+ Zoraida, ready and quickwitted, took care not to remove her arm from my
+ neck, but on the contrary drew closer to me and laid her head on my
+ breast, bending her knees a little and showing all the signs and tokens of
+ fainting, while I at the same time made it seem as though I were
+ supporting her against my will. Her father came running up to where we
+ were, and seeing his daughter in this state asked what was the matter with
+ her; she, however, giving no answer, he said, "No doubt she has fainted in
+ alarm at the entrance of those dogs," and taking her from mine he drew her
+ to his own breast, while she sighing, her eyes still wet with tears, said
+ again, "Ameji, cristiano, ameji"&mdash;"Go, Christian, go." To this her
+ father replied, "There is no need, daughter, for the Christian to go, for
+ he has done thee no harm, and the Turks have now gone; feel no alarm,
+ there is nothing to hurt thee, for as I say, the Turks at my request have
+ gone back the way they came."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41b" id="c41b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c41b.jpg (320K)" src="images/c41b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c41b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It was they who terrified her, as thou hast said, senor," said I to her
+ father; "but since she tells me to go, I have no wish to displease her:
+ peace be with thee, and with thy leave I will come back to this garden for
+ herbs if need be, for my master says there are nowhere better herbs for
+ salad than here."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Come back for any thou hast need of," replied Hadji Morato; "for my
+ daughter does not speak thus because she is displeased with thee or any
+ Christian: she only meant that the Turks should go, not thou; or that it
+ was time for thee to look for thy herbs."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this I at once took my leave of both; and she, looking as though her
+ heart were breaking, retired with her father. While pretending to look for
+ herbs I made the round of the garden at my ease, and studied carefully all
+ the approaches and outlets, and the fastenings of the house and everything
+ that could be taken advantage of to make our task easy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41c" id="c41c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c41c.jpg (326K)" src="images/c41c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c41c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having done so I went and gave an account of all that had taken place to
+ the renegade and my comrades, and looked forward with impatience to the
+ hour when, all fear at an end, I should find myself in possession of the
+ prize which fortune held out to me in the fair and lovely Zoraida. The
+ time passed at length, and the appointed day we so longed for arrived;
+ and, all following out the arrangement and plan which, after careful
+ consideration and many a long discussion, we had decided upon, we
+ succeeded as fully as we could have wished; for on the Friday following
+ the day upon which I spoke to Zoraida in the garden, the renegade anchored
+ his vessel at nightfall almost opposite the spot where she was. The
+ Christians who were to row were ready and in hiding in different places
+ round about, all waiting for me, anxious and elated, and eager to attack
+ the vessel they had before their eyes; for they did not know the
+ renegade's plan, but expected that they were to gain their liberty by
+ force of arms and by killing the Moors who were on board the vessel. As
+ soon, then, as I and my comrades made our appearance, all those that were
+ in hiding seeing us came and joined us. It was now the time when the city
+ gates are shut, and there was no one to be seen in all the space outside.
+ When we were collected together we debated whether it would be better
+ first to go for Zoraida, or to make prisoners of the Moorish rowers who
+ rowed in the vessel; but while we were still uncertain our renegade came
+ up asking us what kept us, as it was now the time, and all the Moors were
+ off their guard and most of them asleep. We told him why we hesitated, but
+ he said it was of more importance first to secure the vessel, which could
+ be done with the greatest ease and without any danger, and then we could
+ go for Zoraida. We all approved of what he said, and so without further
+ delay, guided by him we made for the vessel, and he leaping on board
+ first, drew his cutlass and said in Morisco, "Let no one stir from this if
+ he does not want it to cost him his life." By this almost all the
+ Christians were on board, and the Moors, who were fainthearted, hearing
+ their captain speak in this way, were cowed, and without any one of them
+ taking to his arms (and indeed they had few or hardly any) they submitted
+ without saying a word to be bound by the Christians, who quickly secured
+ them, threatening them that if they raised any kind of outcry they would
+ be all put to the sword. This having been accomplished, and half of our
+ party being left to keep guard over them, the rest of us, again taking the
+ renegade as our guide, hastened towards Hadji Morato's garden, and as good
+ luck would have it, on trying the gate it opened as easily as if it had
+ not been locked; and so, quite quietly and in silence, we reached the
+ house without being perceived by anybody. The lovely Zoraida was watching
+ for us at a window, and as soon as she perceived that there were people
+ there, she asked in a low voice if we were "Nizarani," as much as to say
+ or ask if we were Christians. I answered that we were, and begged her to
+ come down. As soon as she recognised me she did not delay an instant, but
+ without answering a word came down immediately, opened the door and
+ presented herself before us all, so beautiful and so richly attired that I
+ cannot attempt to describe her. The moment I saw her I took her hand and
+ kissed it, and the renegade and my two comrades did the same; and the
+ rest, who knew nothing of the circumstances, did as they saw us do, for it
+ only seemed as if we were returning thanks to her, and recognising her as
+ the giver of our liberty. The renegade asked her in the Morisco language
+ if her father was in the house. She replied that he was and that he was
+ asleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Then it will be necessary to waken him and take him with us," said the
+ renegade, "and everything of value in this fair mansion."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nay," said she, "my father must not on any account be touched, and there
+ is nothing in the house except what I shall take, and that will be quite
+ enough to enrich and satisfy all of you; wait a little and you shall see,"
+ and so saying she went in, telling us she would return immediately and
+ bidding us keep quiet without making any noise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I asked the renegade what had passed between them, and when he told me, I
+ declared that nothing should be done except in accordance with the wishes
+ of Zoraida, who now came back with a little trunk so full of gold crowns
+ that she could scarcely carry it. Unfortunately her father awoke while
+ this was going on, and hearing a noise in the garden, came to the window,
+ and at once perceiving that all those who were there were Christians,
+ raising a prodigiously loud outcry, he began to call out in Arabic,
+ "Christians, Christians! thieves, thieves!" by which cries we were all
+ thrown into the greatest fear and embarrassment; but the renegade seeing
+ the danger we were in and how important it was for him to effect his
+ purpose before we were heard, mounted with the utmost quickness to where
+ Hadji Morato was, and with him went some of our party; I, however, did not
+ dare to leave Zoraida, who had fallen almost fainting in my arms. To be
+ brief, those who had gone upstairs acted so promptly that in an instant
+ they came down, carrying Hadji Morato with his hands bound and a napkin
+ tied over his mouth, which prevented him from uttering a word, warning him
+ at the same time that to attempt to speak would cost him his life. When
+ his daughter caught sight of him she covered her eyes so as not to see
+ him, and her father was horror-stricken, not knowing how willingly she had
+ placed herself in our hands. But it was now most essential for us to be on
+ the move, and carefully and quickly we regained the vessel, where those
+ who had remained on board were waiting for us in apprehension of some
+ mishap having befallen us. It was barely two hours after night set in when
+ we were all on board the vessel, where the cords were removed from the
+ hands of Zoraida's father, and the napkin from his mouth; but the renegade
+ once more told him not to utter a word, or they would take his life. He,
+ when he saw his daughter there, began to sigh piteously, and still more
+ when he perceived that I held her closely embraced and that she lay quiet
+ without resisting or complaining, or showing any reluctance; nevertheless
+ he remained silent lest they should carry into effect the repeated threats
+ the renegade had addressed to him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Finding herself now on board, and that we were about to give way with the
+ oars, Zoraida, seeing her father there, and the other Moors bound, bade
+ the renegade ask me to do her the favour of releasing the Moors and
+ setting her father at liberty, for she would rather drown herself in the
+ sea than suffer a father that had loved her so dearly to be carried away
+ captive before her eyes and on her account. The renegade repeated this to
+ me, and I replied that I was very willing to do so; but he replied that it
+ was not advisable, because if they were left there they would at once
+ raise the country and stir up the city, and lead to the despatch of swift
+ cruisers in pursuit, and our being taken, by sea or land, without any
+ possibility of escape; and that all that could be done was to set them
+ free on the first Christian ground we reached. On this point we all
+ agreed; and Zoraida, to whom it was explained, together with the reasons
+ that prevented us from doing at once what she desired, was satisfied
+ likewise; and then in glad silence and with cheerful alacrity each of our
+ stout rowers took his oar, and commending ourselves to God with all our
+ hearts, we began to shape our course for the island of Majorca, the
+ nearest Christian land. Owing, however, to the Tramontana rising a little,
+ and the sea growing somewhat rough, it was impossible for us to keep a
+ straight course for Majorca, and we were compelled to coast in the
+ direction of Oran, not without great uneasiness on our part lest we should
+ be observed from the town of Shershel, which lies on that coast, not more
+ than sixty miles from Algiers. Moreover we were afraid of meeting on that
+ course one of the galliots that usually come with goods from Tetuan;
+ although each of us for himself and all of us together felt confident
+ that, if we were to meet a merchant galliot, so that it were not a
+ cruiser, not only should we not be lost, but that we should take a vessel
+ in which we could more safely accomplish our voyage. As we pursued our
+ course Zoraida kept her head between my hands so as not to see her father,
+ and I felt that she was praying to Lela Marien to help us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41d" id="c41d"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c41d.jpg (266K)" src="images/c41d.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c41d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We might have made about thirty miles when daybreak found us some three
+ musket-shots off the land, which seemed to us deserted, and without anyone
+ to see us. For all that, however, by hard rowing we put out a little to
+ sea, for it was now somewhat calmer, and having gained about two leagues
+ the word was given to row by batches, while we ate something, for the
+ vessel was well provided; but the rowers said it was not a time to take
+ any rest; let food be served out to those who were not rowing, but they
+ would not leave their oars on any account. This was done, but now a stiff
+ breeze began to blow, which obliged us to leave off rowing and make sail
+ at once and steer for Oran, as it was impossible to make any other course.
+ All this was done very promptly, and under sail we ran more than eight
+ miles an hour without any fear, except that of coming across some vessel
+ out on a roving expedition. We gave the Moorish rowers some food, and the
+ renegade comforted them by telling them that they were not held as
+ captives, as we should set them free on the first opportunity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The same was said to Zoraida's father, who replied, "Anything else,
+ Christian, I might hope for or think likely from your generosity and good
+ behaviour, but do not think me so simple as to imagine you will give me my
+ liberty; for you would have never exposed yourselves to the danger of
+ depriving me of it only to restore it to me so generously, especially as
+ you know who I am and the sum you may expect to receive on restoring it;
+ and if you will only name that, I here offer you all you require for
+ myself and for my unhappy daughter there; or else for her alone, for she
+ is the greatest and most precious part of my soul."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As he said this he began to weep so bitterly that he filled us all with
+ compassion and forced Zoraida to look at him, and when she saw him weeping
+ she was so moved that she rose from my feet and ran to throw her arms
+ round him, and pressing her face to his, they both gave way to such an
+ outburst of tears that several of us were constrained to keep them
+ company.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But when her father saw her in full dress and with all her jewels about
+ her, he said to her in his own language, "What means this, my daughter?
+ Last night, before this terrible misfortune in which we are plunged befell
+ us, I saw thee in thy everyday and indoor garments; and now, without
+ having had time to attire thyself, and without my bringing thee any joyful
+ tidings to furnish an occasion for adorning and bedecking thyself, I see
+ thee arrayed in the finest attire it would be in my power to give thee
+ when fortune was most kind to us. Answer me this; for it causes me greater
+ anxiety and surprise than even this misfortune itself."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The renegade interpreted to us what the Moor said to his daughter; she,
+ however, returned him no answer. But when he observed in one corner of the
+ vessel the little trunk in which she used to keep her jewels, which he
+ well knew he had left in Algiers and had not brought to the garden, he was
+ still more amazed, and asked her how that trunk had come into our hands,
+ and what there was in it. To which the renegade, without waiting for
+ Zoraida to reply, made answer, "Do not trouble thyself by asking thy
+ daughter Zoraida so many questions, senor, for the one answer I will give
+ thee will serve for all; I would have thee know that she is a Christian,
+ and that it is she who has been the file for our chains and our deliverer
+ from captivity. She is here of her own free will, as glad, I imagine, to
+ find herself in this position as he who escapes from darkness into the
+ light, from death to life, and from suffering to glory."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Daughter, is this true, what he says?" cried the Moor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is," replied Zoraida.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That thou art in truth a Christian," said the old man, "and that thou
+ hast given thy father into the power of his enemies?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Zoraida made answer, "A Christian I am, but it is not I who have
+ placed thee in this position, for it never was my wish to leave thee or do
+ thee harm, but only to do good to myself."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And what good hast thou done thyself, daughter?" said he.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ask thou that," said she, "of Lela Marien, for she can tell thee better
+ than I."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Moor had hardly heard these words when with marvellous quickness he
+ flung himself headforemost into the sea, where no doubt he would have been
+ drowned had not the long and full dress he wore held him up for a little
+ on the surface of the water. Zoraida cried aloud to us to save him, and we
+ all hastened to help, and seizing him by his robe we drew him in half
+ drowned and insensible, at which Zoraida was in such distress that she
+ wept over him as piteously and bitterly as though he were already dead. We
+ turned him upon his face and he voided a great quantity of water, and at
+ the end of two hours came to himself. Meanwhile, the wind having changed
+ we were compelled to head for the land, and ply our oars to avoid being
+ driven on shore; but it was our good fortune to reach a creek that lies on
+ one side of a small promontory or cape, called by the Moors that of the
+ "Cava rumia," which in our language means "the wicked Christian woman;"
+ for it is a tradition among them that La Cava, through whom Spain was
+ lost, lies buried at that spot; "cava" in their language meaning "wicked
+ woman," and "rumia" "Christian;" moreover, they count it unlucky to anchor
+ there when necessity compels them, and they never do so otherwise. For us,
+ however, it was not the resting-place of the wicked woman but a haven of
+ safety for our relief, so much had the sea now got up. We posted a
+ look-out on shore, and never let the oars out of our hands, and ate of the
+ stores the renegade had laid in, imploring God and Our Lady with all our
+ hearts to help and protect us, that we might give a happy ending to a
+ beginning so prosperous. At the entreaty of Zoraida orders were given to
+ set on shore her father and the other Moors who were still bound, for she
+ could not endure, nor could her tender heart bear to see her father in
+ bonds and her fellow-countrymen prisoners before her eyes. We promised her
+ to do this at the moment of departure, for as it was uninhabited we ran no
+ risk in releasing them at that place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our prayers were not so far in vain as to be unheard by Heaven, for after
+ a while the wind changed in our favour, and made the sea calm, inviting us
+ once more to resume our voyage with a good heart. Seeing this we unbound
+ the Moors, and one by one put them on shore, at which they were filled
+ with amazement; but when we came to land Zoraida's father, who had now
+ completely recovered his senses, he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Why is it, think ye, Christians, that this wicked woman is rejoiced at
+ your giving me my liberty? Think ye it is because of the affection she
+ bears me? Nay verily, it is only because of the hindrance my presence
+ offers to the execution of her base designs. And think not that it is her
+ belief that yours is better than ours that has led her to change her
+ religion; it is only because she knows that immodesty is more freely
+ practised in your country than in ours." Then turning to Zoraida, while I
+ and another of the Christians held him fast by both arms, lest he should
+ do some mad act, he said to her, "Infamous girl, misguided maiden, whither
+ in thy blindness and madness art thou going in the hands of these dogs,
+ our natural enemies? Cursed be the hour when I begot thee! Cursed the
+ luxury and indulgence in which I reared thee!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But seeing that he was not likely soon to cease I made haste to put him on
+ shore, and thence he continued his maledictions and lamentations aloud;
+ calling on Mohammed to pray to Allah to destroy us, to confound us, to
+ make an end of us; and when, in consequence of having made sail, we could
+ no longer hear what he said we could see what he did; how he plucked out
+ his beard and tore his hair and lay writhing on the ground. But once he
+ raised his voice to such a pitch that we were able to hear what he said.
+ "Come back, dear daughter, come back to shore; I forgive thee all; let
+ those men have the money, for it is theirs now, and come back to comfort
+ thy sorrowing father, who will yield up his life on this barren strand if
+ thou dost leave him."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41e" id="c41e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c41e.jpg (281K)" src="images/c41e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c41e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this Zoraida heard, and heard with sorrow and tears, and all she could
+ say in answer was, "Allah grant that Lela Marien, who has made me become a
+ Christian, give thee comfort in thy sorrow, my father. Allah knows that I
+ could not do otherwise than I have done, and that these Christians owe
+ nothing to my will; for even had I wished not to accompany them, but
+ remain at home, it would have been impossible for me, so eagerly did my
+ soul urge me on to the accomplishment of this purpose, which I feel to be
+ as righteous as to thee, dear father, it seems wicked."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But neither could her father hear her nor we see him when she said this;
+ and so, while I consoled Zoraida, we turned our attention to our voyage,
+ in which a breeze from the right point so favoured us that we made sure of
+ finding ourselves off the coast of Spain on the morrow by daybreak. But,
+ as good seldom or never comes pure and unmixed, without being attended or
+ followed by some disturbing evil that gives a shock to it, our fortune, or
+ perhaps the curses which the Moor had hurled at his daughter (for whatever
+ kind of father they may come from these are always to be dreaded), brought
+ it about that when we were now in mid-sea, and the night about three hours
+ spent, as we were running with all sail set and oars lashed, for the
+ favouring breeze saved us the trouble of using them, we saw by the light
+ of the moon, which shone brilliantly, a square-rigged vessel in full sail
+ close to us, luffing up and standing across our course, and so close that
+ we had to strike sail to avoid running foul of her, while they too put the
+ helm hard up to let us pass. They came to the side of the ship to ask who
+ we were, whither we were bound, and whence we came, but as they asked this
+ in French our renegade said, "Let no one answer, for no doubt these are
+ French corsairs who plunder all comers."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41f" id="c41f"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c41f.jpg (268K)" src="images/c41f.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c41f.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Acting on this warning no one answered a word, but after we had gone a
+ little ahead, and the vessel was now lying to leeward, suddenly they fired
+ two guns, and apparently both loaded with chain-shot, for with one they
+ cut our mast in half and brought down both it and the sail into the sea,
+ and the other, discharged at the same moment, sent a ball into our vessel
+ amidships, staving her in completely, but without doing any further
+ damage. We, however, finding ourselves sinking began to shout for help and
+ call upon those in the ship to pick us up as we were beginning to fill.
+ They then lay to, and lowering a skiff or boat, as many as a dozen
+ Frenchmen, well armed with match-locks, and their matches burning, got
+ into it and came alongside; and seeing how few we were, and that our
+ vessel was going down, they took us in, telling us that this had come to
+ us through our incivility in not giving them an answer. Our renegade took
+ the trunk containing Zoraida's wealth and dropped it into the sea without
+ anyone perceiving what he did. In short we went on board with the
+ Frenchmen, who, after having ascertained all they wanted to know about us,
+ rifled us of everything we had, as if they had been our bitterest enemies,
+ and from Zoraida they took even the anklets she wore on her feet; but the
+ distress they caused her did not distress me so much as the fear I was in
+ that from robbing her of her rich and precious jewels they would proceed
+ to rob her of the most precious jewel that she valued more than all. The
+ desires, however, of those people do not go beyond money, but of that
+ their covetousness is insatiable, and on this occasion it was carried to
+ such a pitch that they would have taken even the clothes we wore as
+ captives if they had been worth anything to them. It was the advice of
+ some of them to throw us all into the sea wrapped up in a sail; for their
+ purpose was to trade at some of the ports of Spain, giving themselves out
+ as Bretons, and if they brought us alive they would be punished as soon as
+ the robbery was discovered; but the captain (who was the one who had
+ plundered my beloved Zoraida) said he was satisfied with the prize he had
+ got, and that he would not touch at any Spanish port, but pass the Straits
+ of Gibraltar by night, or as best he could, and make for La Rochelle, from
+ which he had sailed. So they agreed by common consent to give us the skiff
+ belonging to their ship and all we required for the short voyage that
+ remained to us, and this they did the next day on coming in sight of the
+ Spanish coast, with which, and the joy we felt, all our sufferings and
+ miseries were as completely forgotten as if they had never been endured by
+ us, such is the delight of recovering lost liberty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It may have been about mid-day when they placed us in the boat, giving us
+ two kegs of water and some biscuit; and the captain, moved by I know not
+ what compassion, as the lovely Zoraida was about to embark, gave her some
+ forty gold crowns, and would not permit his men to take from her those
+ same garments which she has on now. We got into the boat, returning them
+ thanks for their kindness to us, and showing ourselves grateful rather
+ than indignant. They stood out to sea, steering for the straits; we,
+ without looking to any compass save the land we had before us, set
+ ourselves to row with such energy that by sunset we were so near that we
+ might easily, we thought, land before the night was far advanced. But as
+ the moon did not show that night, and the sky was clouded, and as we knew
+ not whereabouts we were, it did not seem to us a prudent thing to make for
+ the shore, as several of us advised, saying we ought to run ourselves
+ ashore even if it were on rocks and far from any habitation, for in this
+ way we should be relieved from the apprehensions we naturally felt of the
+ prowling vessels of the Tetuan corsairs, who leave Barbary at nightfall
+ and are on the Spanish coast by daybreak, where they commonly take some
+ prize, and then go home to sleep in their own houses. But of the
+ conflicting counsels the one which was adopted was that we should approach
+ gradually, and land where we could if the sea were calm enough to permit
+ us. This was done, and a little before midnight we drew near to the foot
+ of a huge and lofty mountain, not so close to the sea but that it left a
+ narrow space on which to land conveniently. We ran our boat up on the
+ sand, and all sprang out and kissed the ground, and with tears of joyful
+ satisfaction returned thanks to God our Lord for all his incomparable
+ goodness to us on our voyage. We took out of the boat the provisions it
+ contained, and drew it up on the shore, and then climbed a long way up the
+ mountain, for even there we could not feel easy in our hearts, or persuade
+ ourselves that it was Christian soil that was now under our feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The dawn came, more slowly, I think, than we could have wished; we
+ completed the ascent in order to see if from the summit any habitation or
+ any shepherds' huts could be discovered, but strain our eyes as we might,
+ neither dwelling, nor human being, nor path nor road could we perceive.
+ However, we determined to push on farther, as it could not but be that ere
+ long we must see some one who could tell us where we were. But what
+ distressed me most was to see Zoraida going on foot over that rough
+ ground; for though I once carried her on my shoulders, she was more
+ wearied by my weariness than rested by the rest; and so she would never
+ again allow me to undergo the exertion, and went on very patiently and
+ cheerfully, while I led her by the hand. We had gone rather less than a
+ quarter of a league when the sound of a little bell fell on our ears, a
+ clear proof that there were flocks hard by, and looking about carefully to
+ see if any were within view, we observed a young shepherd tranquilly and
+ unsuspiciously trimming a stick with his knife at the foot of a cork tree.
+ We called to him, and he, raising his head, sprang nimbly to his feet,
+ for, as we afterwards learned, the first who presented themselves to his
+ sight were the renegade and Zoraida, and seeing them in Moorish dress he
+ imagined that all the Moors of Barbary were upon him; and plunging with
+ marvellous swiftness into the thicket in front of him, he began to raise a
+ prodigious outcry, exclaiming, "The Moors&mdash;the Moors have landed! To
+ arms, to arms!" We were all thrown into perplexity by these cries, not
+ knowing what to do; but reflecting that the shouts of the shepherd would
+ raise the country and that the mounted coast-guard would come at once to
+ see what was the matter, we agreed that the renegade must strip off his
+ Turkish garments and put on a captive's jacket or coat which one of our
+ party gave him at once, though he himself was reduced to his shirt; and so
+ commending ourselves to God, we followed the same road which we saw the
+ shepherd take, expecting every moment that the coast-guard would be down
+ upon us. Nor did our expectation deceive us, for two hours had not passed
+ when, coming out of the brushwood into the open ground, we perceived some
+ fifty mounted men swiftly approaching us at a hand-gallop. As soon as we
+ saw them we stood still, waiting for them; but as they came close and,
+ instead of the Moors they were in quest of, saw a set of poor Christians,
+ they were taken aback, and one of them asked if it could be we who were
+ the cause of the shepherd having raised the call to arms. I said "Yes,"
+ and as I was about to explain to him what had occurred, and whence we came
+ and who we were, one of the Christians of our party recognised the
+ horseman who had put the question to us, and before I could say anything
+ more he exclaimed:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thanks be to God, sirs, for bringing us to such good quarters; for, if I
+ do not deceive myself, the ground we stand on is that of Velez Malaga
+ unless, indeed, all my years of captivity have made me unable to recollect
+ that you, senor, who ask who we are, are Pedro de Bustamante, my uncle."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Christian captive had hardly uttered these words, when the horseman
+ threw himself off his horse, and ran to embrace the young man, crying:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nephew of my soul and life! I recognise thee now; and long have I mourned
+ thee as dead, I, and my sister, thy mother, and all thy kin that are still
+ alive, and whom God has been pleased to preserve that they may enjoy the
+ happiness of seeing thee. We knew long since that thou wert in Algiers,
+ and from the appearance of thy garments and those of all this company, I
+ conclude that ye have had a miraculous restoration to liberty."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is true," replied the young man, "and by-and-by we will tell you all."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as the horsemen understood that we were Christian captives, they
+ dismounted from their horses, and each offered his to carry us to the city
+ of Velez Malaga, which was a league and a half distant. Some of them went
+ to bring the boat to the city, we having told them where we had left it;
+ others took us up behind them, and Zoraida was placed on the horse of the
+ young man's uncle. The whole town came out to meet us, for they had by
+ this time heard of our arrival from one who had gone on in advance. They
+ were not astonished to see liberated captives or captive Moors, for people
+ on that coast are well used to see both one and the other; but they were
+ astonished at the beauty of Zoraida, which was just then heightened, as
+ well by the exertion of travelling as by joy at finding herself on
+ Christian soil, and relieved of all fear of being lost; for this had
+ brought such a glow upon her face, that unless my affection for her were
+ deceiving me, I would venture to say that there was not a more beautiful
+ creature in the world&mdash;at least, that I had ever seen. We went
+ straight to the church to return thanks to God for the mercies we had
+ received, and when Zoraida entered it she said there were faces there like
+ Lela Marien's. We told her they were her images; and as well as he could
+ the renegade explained to her what they meant, that she might adore them
+ as if each of them were the very same Lela Marien that had spoken to her;
+ and she, having great intelligence and a quick and clear instinct,
+ understood at once all he said to her about them. Thence they took us away
+ and distributed us all in different houses in the town; but as for the
+ renegade, Zoraida, and myself, the Christian who came with us brought us
+ to the house of his parents, who had a fair share of the gifts of fortune,
+ and treated us with as much kindness as they did their own son.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We remained six days in Velez, at the end of which the renegade, having
+ informed himself of all that was requisite for him to do, set out for the
+ city of Granada to restore himself to the sacred bosom of the Church
+ through the medium of the Holy Inquisition. The other released captives
+ took their departures, each the way that seemed best to him, and Zoraida
+ and I were left alone, with nothing more than the crowns which the
+ courtesy of the Frenchman had bestowed upon Zoraida, out of which I bought
+ the beast on which she rides; and, I for the present attending her as her
+ father and squire and not as her husband, we are now going to ascertain if
+ my father is living, or if any of my brothers has had better fortune than
+ mine has been; though, as Heaven has made me the companion of Zoraida, I
+ think no other lot could be assigned to me, however happy, that I would
+ rather have. The patience with which she endures the hardships that
+ poverty brings with it, and the eagerness she shows to become a Christian,
+ are such that they fill me with admiration, and bind me to serve her all
+ my life; though the happiness I feel in seeing myself hers, and her mine,
+ is disturbed and marred by not knowing whether I shall find any corner to
+ shelter her in my own country, or whether time and death may not have made
+ such changes in the fortunes and lives of my father and brothers, that I
+ shall hardly find anyone who knows me, if they are not alive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I have no more of my story to tell you, gentlemen; whether it be an
+ interesting or a curious one let your better judgments decide; all I can
+ say is I would gladly have told it to you more briefly; although my fear
+ of wearying you has made me leave out more than one circumstance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41g" id="c41g"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c41g.jpg (33K)" src="images/c41g.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch42" id="ch42"></a>CHAPTER XLII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF SEVERAL OTHER
+ THINGS WORTH KNOWING
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c42a" id="c42a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c42a.jpg (139K)" src="images/c42a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c42a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With these words the captive held his peace, and Don Fernando said to him,
+ "In truth, captain, the manner in which you have related this remarkable
+ adventure has been such as befitted the novelty and strangeness of the
+ matter. The whole story is curious and uncommon, and abounds with
+ incidents that fill the hearers with wonder and astonishment; and so great
+ is the pleasure we have found in listening to it that we should be glad if
+ it were to begin again, even though to-morrow were to find us still
+ occupied with the same tale." And while he said this Cardenio and the rest
+ of them offered to be of service to him in any way that lay in their
+ power, and in words and language so kindly and sincere that the captain
+ was much gratified by their good-will. In particular Don Fernando offered,
+ if he would go back with him, to get his brother the marquis to become
+ godfather at the baptism of Zoraida, and on his own part to provide him
+ with the means of making his appearance in his own country with the credit
+ and comfort he was entitled to. For all this the captive returned thanks
+ very courteously, although he would not accept any of their generous
+ offers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time night closed in, and as it did, there came up to the inn a
+ coach attended by some men on horseback, who demanded accommodation; to
+ which the landlady replied that there was not a hand's breadth of the
+ whole inn unoccupied.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Still, for all that," said one of those who had entered on horseback,
+ "room must be found for his lordship the Judge here."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this name the landlady was taken aback, and said, "Senor, the fact is I
+ have no beds; but if his lordship the Judge carries one with him, as no
+ doubt he does, let him come in and welcome; for my husband and I will give
+ up our room to accommodate his worship."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Very good, so be it," said the squire; but in the meantime a man had got
+ out of the coach whose dress indicated at a glance the office and post he
+ held, for the long robe with ruffled sleeves that he wore showed that he
+ was, as his servant said, a Judge of appeal. He led by the hand a young
+ girl in a travelling dress, apparently about sixteen years of age, and of
+ such a high-bred air, so beautiful and so graceful, that all were filled
+ with admiration when she made her appearance, and but for having seen
+ Dorothea, Luscinda, and Zoraida, who were there in the inn, they would
+ have fancied that a beauty like that of this maiden's would have been hard
+ to find. Don Quixote was present at the entrance of the Judge with the
+ young lady, and as soon as he saw him he said, "Your worship may with
+ confidence enter and take your ease in this castle; for though the
+ accommodation be scanty and poor, there are no quarters so cramped or
+ inconvenient that they cannot make room for arms and letters; above all if
+ arms and letters have beauty for a guide and leader, as letters
+ represented by your worship have in this fair maiden, to whom not only
+ ought castles to throw themselves open and yield themselves up, but rocks
+ should rend themselves asunder and mountains divide and bow themselves
+ down to give her a reception. Enter, your worship, I say, into this
+ paradise, for here you will find stars and suns to accompany the heaven
+ your worship brings with you, here you will find arms in their supreme
+ excellence, and beauty in its highest perfection."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Judge was struck with amazement at the language of Don Quixote, whom
+ he scrutinized very carefully, no less astonished by his figure than by
+ his talk; and before he could find words to answer him he had a fresh
+ surprise, when he saw opposite to him Luscinda, Dorothea, and Zoraida,
+ who, having heard of the new guests and of the beauty of the young lady,
+ had come to see her and welcome her; Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the
+ curate, however, greeted him in a more intelligible and polished style. In
+ short, the Judge made his entrance in a state of bewilderment, as well
+ with what he saw as what he heard, and the fair ladies of the inn gave the
+ fair damsel a cordial welcome. On the whole he could perceive that all who
+ were there were people of quality; but with the figure, countenance, and
+ bearing of Don Quixote he was at his wits' end; and all civilities having
+ been exchanged, and the accommodation of the inn inquired into, it was
+ settled, as it had been before settled, that all the women should retire
+ to the garret that has been already mentioned, and that the men should
+ remain outside as if to guard them; the Judge, therefore, was very well
+ pleased to allow his daughter, for such the damsel was, to go with the
+ ladies, which she did very willingly; and with part of the host's narrow
+ bed and half of what the Judge had brought with him, they made a more
+ comfortable arrangement for the night than they had expected.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captive, whose heart had leaped within him the instant he saw the
+ Judge, telling him somehow that this was his brother, asked one of the
+ servants who accompanied him what his name was, and whether he knew from
+ what part of the country he came. The servant replied that he was called
+ the Licentiate Juan Perez de Viedma, and that he had heard it said he came
+ from a village in the mountains of Leon. From this statement, and what he
+ himself had seen, he felt convinced that this was his brother who had
+ adopted letters by his father's advice; and excited and rejoiced, he
+ called Don Fernando and Cardenio and the curate aside, and told them how
+ the matter stood, assuring them that the judge was his brother. The
+ servant had further informed him that he was now going to the Indies with
+ the appointment of Judge of the Supreme Court of Mexico; and he had
+ learned, likewise, that the young lady was his daughter, whose mother had
+ died in giving birth to her, and that he was very rich in consequence of
+ the dowry left to him with the daughter. He asked their advice as to what
+ means he should adopt to make himself known, or to ascertain beforehand
+ whether, when he had made himself known, his brother, seeing him so poor,
+ would be ashamed of him, or would receive him with a warm heart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Leave it to me to find out that," said the curate; "though there is no
+ reason for supposing, senor captain, that you will not be kindly received,
+ because the worth and wisdom that your brother's bearing shows him to
+ possess do not make it likely that he will prove haughty or insensible, or
+ that he will not know how to estimate the accidents of fortune at their
+ proper value."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Still," said the captain, "I would not make myself known abruptly, but in
+ some indirect way."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I have told you already," said the curate, "that I will manage it in a
+ way to satisfy us all."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time supper was ready, and they all took their seats at the table,
+ except the captive, and the ladies, who supped by themselves in their own
+ room. In the middle of supper the curate said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I had a comrade of your worship's name, Senor Judge, in Constantinople,
+ where I was a captive for several years, and that same comrade was one of
+ the stoutest soldiers and captains in the whole Spanish infantry; but he
+ had as large a share of misfortune as he had of gallantry and courage."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And how was the captain called, senor?" asked the Judge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "He was called Ruy Perez de Viedma," replied the curate, "and he was born
+ in a village in the mountains of Leon; and he mentioned a circumstance
+ connected with his father and his brothers which, had it not been told me
+ by so truthful a man as he was, I should have set down as one of those
+ fables the old women tell over the fire in winter; for he said his father
+ had divided his property among his three sons and had addressed words of
+ advice to them sounder than any of Cato's. But I can say this much, that
+ the choice he made of going to the wars was attended with such success,
+ that by his gallant conduct and courage, and without any help save his own
+ merit, he rose in a few years to be captain of infantry, and to see
+ himself on the high-road and in position to be given the command of a
+ corps before long; but Fortune was against him, for where he might have
+ expected her favour he lost it, and with it his liberty, on that glorious
+ day when so many recovered theirs, at the battle of Lepanto. I lost mine
+ at the Goletta, and after a variety of adventures we found ourselves
+ comrades at Constantinople. Thence he went to Algiers, where he met with
+ one of the most extraordinary adventures that ever befell anyone in the
+ world."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here the curate went on to relate briefly his brother's adventure with
+ Zoraida; to all which the Judge gave such an attentive hearing that he
+ never before had been so much of a hearer. The curate, however, only went
+ so far as to describe how the Frenchmen plundered those who were in the
+ boat, and the poverty and distress in which his comrade and the fair Moor
+ were left, of whom he said he had not been able to learn what became of
+ them, or whether they had reached Spain, or been carried to France by the
+ Frenchmen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain, standing a little to one side, was listening to all the
+ curate said, and watching every movement of his brother, who, as soon as
+ he perceived the curate had made an end of his story, gave a deep sigh and
+ said with his eyes full of tears, "Oh, senor, if you only knew what news
+ you have given me and how it comes home to me, making me show how I feel
+ it with these tears that spring from my eyes in spite of all my worldly
+ wisdom and self-restraint! That brave captain that you speak of is my
+ eldest brother, who, being of a bolder and loftier mind than my other
+ brother or myself, chose the honourable and worthy calling of arms, which
+ was one of the three careers our father proposed to us, as your comrade
+ mentioned in that fable you thought he was telling you. I followed that of
+ letters, in which God and my own exertions have raised me to the position
+ in which you see me. My second brother is in Peru, so wealthy that with
+ what he has sent to my father and to me he has fully repaid the portion he
+ took with him, and has even furnished my father's hands with the means of
+ gratifying his natural generosity, while I too have been enabled to pursue
+ my studies in a more becoming and creditable fashion, and so to attain my
+ present standing. My father is still alive, though dying with anxiety to
+ hear of his eldest son, and he prays God unceasingly that death may not
+ close his eyes until he has looked upon those of his son; but with regard
+ to him what surprises me is, that having so much common sense as he had,
+ he should have neglected to give any intelligence about himself, either in
+ his troubles and sufferings, or in his prosperity, for if his father or
+ any of us had known of his condition he need not have waited for that
+ miracle of the reed to obtain his ransom; but what now disquiets me is the
+ uncertainty whether those Frenchmen may have restored him to liberty, or
+ murdered him to hide the robbery. All this will make me continue my
+ journey, not with the satisfaction in which I began it, but in the deepest
+ melancholy and sadness. Oh dear brother! that I only knew where thou art
+ now, and I would hasten to seek thee out and deliver thee from thy
+ sufferings, though it were to cost me suffering myself! Oh that I could
+ bring news to our old father that thou art alive, even wert thou in the
+ deepest dungeon of Barbary; for his wealth and my brother's and mine would
+ rescue thee thence! Oh beautiful and generous Zoraida, that I could repay
+ thy goodness to a brother! That I could be present at the new birth
+ of thy soul, and at thy bridal that would give us all such happiness!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this and more the Judge uttered with such deep emotion at the news he
+ had received of his brother that all who heard him shared in it, showing
+ their sympathy with his sorrow. The curate, seeing, then, how well he had
+ succeeded in carrying out his purpose and the captain's wishes, had no
+ desire to keep them unhappy any longer, so he rose from the table and
+ going into the room where Zoraida was he took her by the hand, Luscinda,
+ Dorothea, and the Judge's daughter following her. The captain was waiting
+ to see what the curate would do, when the latter, taking him with the
+ other hand, advanced with both of them to where the Judge and the other
+ gentlemen were and said, "Let your tears cease to flow, Senor Judge, and
+ the wish of your heart be gratified as fully as you could desire, for you
+ have before you your worthy brother and your good sister-in-law. He whom
+ you see here is the Captain Viedma, and this is the fair Moor who has been
+ so good to him. The Frenchmen I told you of have reduced them to the state
+ of poverty you see that you may show the generosity of your kind heart."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The captain ran to embrace his brother, who placed both hands on his
+ breast so as to have a good look at him, holding him a little way off but
+ as soon as he had fully recognised him he clasped him in his arms so
+ closely, shedding such tears of heartfelt joy, that most of those present
+ could not but join in them. The words the brothers exchanged, the emotion
+ they showed can scarcely be imagined, I fancy, much less put down in
+ writing. They told each other in a few words the events of their lives;
+ they showed the true affection of brothers in all its strength; then the
+ judge embraced Zoraida, putting all he possessed at her disposal; then he
+ made his daughter embrace her, and the fair Christian and the lovely Moor
+ drew fresh tears from every eye. And there was Don Quixote observing all
+ these strange proceedings attentively without uttering a word, and
+ attributing the whole to chimeras of knight-errantry. Then they agreed
+ that the captain and Zoraida should return with his brother to Seville,
+ and send news to his father of his having been delivered and found, so as
+ to enable him to come and be present at the marriage and baptism of
+ Zoraida, for it was impossible for the Judge to put off his journey, as he
+ was informed that in a month from that time the fleet was to sail from
+ Seville for New Spain, and to miss the passage would have been a great
+ inconvenience to him. In short, everybody was well pleased and glad at the
+ captive's good fortune; and as now almost two-thirds of the night were
+ past, they resolved to retire to rest for the remainder of it. Don Quixote
+ offered to mount guard over the castle lest they should be attacked by
+ some giant or other malevolent scoundrel, covetous of the great treasure
+ of beauty the castle contained. Those who understood him returned him
+ thanks for this service, and they gave the Judge an account of his
+ extraordinary humour, with which he was not a little amused. Sancho Panza
+ alone was fuming at the lateness of the hour for retiring to rest; and he
+ of all was the one that made himself most comfortable, as he stretched
+ himself on the trappings of his ass, which, as will be told farther on,
+ cost him so dear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ladies, then, having retired to their chamber, and the others having
+ disposed themselves with as little discomfort as they could, Don Quixote
+ sallied out of the inn to act as sentinel of the castle as he had
+ promised. It happened, however, that a little before the approach of dawn
+ a voice so musical and sweet reached the ears of the ladies that it forced
+ them all to listen attentively, but especially Dorothea, who had been
+ awake, and by whose side Dona Clara de Viedma, for so the Judge's daughter
+ was called, lay sleeping. No one could imagine who it was that sang so
+ sweetly, and the voice was unaccompanied by any instrument. At one moment
+ it seemed to them as if the singer were in the courtyard, at another in
+ the stable; and as they were all attention, wondering, Cardenio came to
+ the door and said, "Listen, whoever is not asleep, and you will hear a
+ muleteer's voice that enchants as it chants."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "We are listening to it already, senor," said Dorothea; on which Cardenio
+ went away; and Dorothea, giving all her attention to it, made out the
+ words of the song to be these:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c42e" id="c42e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c42e.jpg (11K)" src="images/c42e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch43" id="ch43"></a>CHAPTER XLIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHEREIN IS RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER WITH OTHER
+ STRANGE THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c43a" id="c43a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c43a.jpg (127K)" src="images/c43a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c43a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+Ah me, Love's mariner am I
+ On Love's deep ocean sailing;
+I know not where the haven lies,
+ I dare not hope to gain it.
+
+One solitary distant star
+ Is all I have to guide me,
+A brighter orb than those of old
+ That Palinurus lighted.
+
+And vaguely drifting am I borne,
+ I know not where it leads me;
+I fix my gaze on it alone,
+ Of all beside it heedless.
+
+But over-cautious prudery,
+ And coyness cold and cruel,
+When most I need it, these, like clouds,
+ Its longed-for light refuse me.
+
+Bright star, goal of my yearning eyes
+ As thou above me beamest,
+When thou shalt hide thee from my sight
+ I'll know that death is near me.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ The singer had got so far when it struck Dorothea that it was not fair to
+ let Clara miss hearing such a sweet voice, so, shaking her from side to
+ side, she woke her, saying:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Forgive me, child, for waking thee, but I do so that thou mayest have the
+ pleasure of hearing the best voice thou hast ever heard, perhaps, in all
+ thy life."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Clara awoke quite drowsy, and not understanding at the moment what
+ Dorothea said, asked her what it was; she repeated what she had said, and
+ Clara became attentive at once; but she had hardly heard two lines, as the
+ singer continued, when a strange trembling seized her, as if she were
+ suffering from a severe attack of quartan ague, and throwing her arms
+ round Dorothea she said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ah, dear lady of my soul and life! why did you wake me? The greatest
+ kindness fortune could do me now would be to close my eyes and ears so as
+ neither to see or hear that unhappy musician."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What art thou talking about, child?" said Dorothea. "Why, they say this
+ singer is a muleteer!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Nay, he is the lord of many places," replied Clara, "and that one in my
+ heart which he holds so firmly shall never be taken from him, unless he be
+ willing to surrender it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dorothea was amazed at the ardent language of the girl, for it seemed to
+ be far beyond such experience of life as her tender years gave any promise
+ of, so she said to her:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You speak in such a way that I cannot understand you, Senora Clara;
+ explain yourself more clearly, and tell me what is this you are saying
+ about hearts and places and this musician whose voice has so moved you?
+ But do not tell me anything now; I do not want to lose the pleasure I get
+ from listening to the singer by giving my attention to your transports,
+ for I perceive he is beginning to sing a new strain and a new air."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let him, in Heaven's name," returned Clara; and not to hear him she
+ stopped both ears with her hands, at which Dorothea was again surprised;
+ but turning her attention to the song she found that it ran in this
+ fashion:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Sweet Hope, my stay,
+That onward to the goal of thy intent
+ Dost make thy way,
+Heedless of hindrance or impediment,
+ Have thou no fear
+If at each step thou findest death is near.
+
+ No victory,
+No joy of triumph doth the faint heart know;
+ Unblest is he
+That a bold front to Fortune dares not show,
+ But soul and sense
+In bondage yieldeth up to indolence.
+
+ If Love his wares
+Do dearly sell, his right must be contest;
+ What gold compares
+With that whereon his stamp he hath imprest?
+ And all men know
+What costeth little that we rate but low.
+
+ Love resolute
+Knows not the word "impossibility;"
+ And though my suit
+Beset by endless obstacles I see,
+ Yet no despair
+Shall hold me bound to earth while heaven is there.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Here the voice ceased and Clara's sobs began afresh, all which excited
+ Dorothea's curiosity to know what could be the cause of singing so sweet
+ and weeping so bitter, so she again asked her what it was she was going to
+ say before. On this Clara, afraid that Luscinda might overhear her,
+ winding her arms tightly round Dorothea put her mouth so close to her ear
+ that she could speak without fear of being heard by anyone else, and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "This singer, dear senora, is the son of a gentleman of Aragon, lord of
+ two villages, who lives opposite my father's house at Madrid; and though
+ my father had curtains to the windows of his house in winter, and
+ lattice-work in summer, in some way&mdash;I know not how&mdash;this
+ gentleman, who was pursuing his studies, saw me, whether in church or
+ elsewhere, I cannot tell, and, in fact, fell in love with me, and gave me
+ to know it from the windows of his house, with so many signs and tears
+ that I was forced to believe him, and even to love him, without knowing
+ what it was he wanted of me. One of the signs he used to make me was to
+ link one hand in the other, to show me he wished to marry me; and though I
+ should have been glad if that could be, being alone and motherless I knew
+ not whom to open my mind to, and so I left it as it was, showing him no
+ favour, except when my father, and his too, were from home, to raise the
+ curtain or the lattice a little and let him see me plainly, at which he
+ would show such delight that he seemed as if he were going mad. Meanwhile
+ the time for my father's departure arrived, which he became aware of, but
+ not from me, for I had never been able to tell him of it. He fell sick, of
+ grief I believe, and so the day we were going away I could not see him to
+ take farewell of him, were it only with the eyes. But after we had been
+ two days on the road, on entering the posada of a village a day's journey
+ from this, I saw him at the inn door in the dress of a muleteer, and so
+ well disguised, that if I did not carry his image graven on my heart it
+ would have been impossible for me to recognise him. But I knew him, and I
+ was surprised, and glad; he watched me, unsuspected by my father, from
+ whom he always hides himself when he crosses my path on the road, or in
+ the posadas where we halt; and, as I know what he is, and reflect that for
+ love of me he makes this journey on foot in all this hardship, I am ready
+ to die of sorrow; and where he sets foot there I set my eyes. I know not
+ with what object he has come; or how he could have got away from his
+ father, who loves him beyond measure, having no other heir, and because he
+ deserves it, as you will perceive when you see him. And moreover, I can
+ tell you, all that he sings is out of his own head; for I have heard them
+ say he is a great scholar and poet; and what is more, every time I see him
+ or hear him sing I tremble all over, and am terrified lest my father
+ should recognise him and come to know of our loves. I have never spoken a
+ word to him in my life; and for all that I love him so that I could not
+ live without him. This, dear senora, is all I have to tell you about the
+ musician whose voice has delighted you so much; and from it alone you
+ might easily perceive he is no muleteer, but a lord of hearts and towns,
+ as I told you already."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Say no more, Dona Clara," said Dorothea at this, at the same time kissing
+ her a thousand times over, "say no more, I tell you, but wait till day
+ comes; when I trust in God to arrange this affair of yours so that it may
+ have the happy ending such an innocent beginning deserves."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ah, senora," said Dona Clara, "what end can be hoped for when his father
+ is of such lofty position, and so wealthy, that he would think I was not
+ fit to be even a servant to his son, much less wife? And as to marrying
+ without the knowledge of my father, I would not do it for all the world. I
+ would not ask anything more than that this youth should go back and leave
+ me; perhaps with not seeing him, and the long distance we shall have to
+ travel, the pain I suffer now may become easier; though I daresay the
+ remedy I propose will do me very little good. I don't know how the devil
+ this has come about, or how this love I have for him got in; I such a
+ young girl, and he such a mere boy; for I verily believe we are both of an
+ age, and I am not sixteen yet; for I will be sixteen Michaelmas Day, next,
+ my father says."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dorothea could not help laughing to hear how like a child Dona Clara
+ spoke. "Let us go to sleep now, senora," said she, "for the little of the
+ night that I fancy is left to us: God will soon send us daylight, and we
+ will set all to rights, or it will go hard with me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this they fell asleep, and deep silence reigned all through the inn.
+ The only persons not asleep were the landlady's daughter and her servant
+ Maritornes, who, knowing the weak point of Don Quixote's humour, and that
+ he was outside the inn mounting guard in armour and on horseback,
+ resolved, the pair of them, to play some trick upon him, or at any rate to
+ amuse themselves for a while by listening to his nonsense. As it so
+ happened there was not a window in the whole inn that looked outwards
+ except a hole in the wall of a straw-loft through which they used to throw
+ out the straw. At this hole the two demi-damsels posted themselves, and
+ observed Don Quixote on his horse, leaning on his pike and from time to
+ time sending forth such deep and doleful sighs, that he seemed to pluck up
+ his soul by the roots with each of them; and they could hear him, too,
+ saying in a soft, tender, loving tone, "Oh my lady Dulcinea del Toboso,
+ perfection of all beauty, summit and crown of discretion, treasure house
+ of grace, depositary of virtue, and finally, ideal of all that is good,
+ honourable, and delectable in this world! What is thy grace doing now? Art
+ thou, perchance, mindful of thy enslaved knight who of his own free will
+ hath exposed himself to so great perils, and all to serve thee? Give me
+ tidings of her, oh luminary of the three faces! Perhaps at this moment,
+ envious of hers, thou art regarding her, either as she paces to and fro
+ some gallery of her sumptuous palaces, or leans over some balcony,
+ meditating how, whilst preserving her purity and greatness, she may
+ mitigate the tortures this wretched heart of mine endures for her sake,
+ what glory should recompense my sufferings, what repose my toil, and
+ lastly what death my life, and what reward my services? And thou, oh sun,
+ that art now doubtless harnessing thy steeds in haste to rise betimes and
+ come forth to see my lady; when thou seest her I entreat of thee to salute
+ her on my behalf: but have a care, when thou shalt see her and salute her,
+ that thou kiss not her face; for I shall be more jealous of thee than thou
+ wert of that light-footed ingrate that made thee sweat and run so on the
+ plains of Thessaly, or on the banks of the Peneus (for I do not exactly
+ recollect where it was thou didst run on that occasion) in thy jealousy
+ and love."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote had got so far in his pathetic speech when the landlady's
+ daughter began to signal to him, saying, "Senor, come over here, please."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At these signals and voice Don Quixote turned his head and saw by the
+ light of the moon, which then was in its full splendour, that some one was
+ calling to him from the hole in the wall, which seemed to him to be a
+ window, and what is more, with a gilt grating, as rich castles, such as he
+ believed the inn to be, ought to have; and it immediately suggested itself
+ to his imagination that, as on the former occasion, the fair damsel, the
+ daughter of the lady of the castle, overcome by love for him, was once
+ more endeavouring to win his affections; and with this idea, not to show
+ himself discourteous, or ungrateful, he turned Rocinante's head and
+ approached the hole, and as he perceived the two wenches he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I pity you, beauteous lady, that you should have directed your thoughts
+ of love to a quarter from whence it is impossible that such a return can
+ be made to you as is due to your great merit and gentle birth, for which
+ you must not blame this unhappy knight-errant whom love renders incapable
+ of submission to any other than her whom, the first moment his eyes beheld
+ her, he made absolute mistress of his soul. Forgive me, noble lady, and
+ retire to your apartment, and do not, by any further declaration of your
+ passion, compel me to show myself more ungrateful; and if, of the love you
+ bear me, you should find that there is anything else in my power wherein I
+ can gratify you, provided it be not love itself, demand it of me; for I
+ swear to you by that sweet absent enemy of mine to grant it this instant,
+ though it be that you require of me a lock of Medusa's hair, which was all
+ snakes, or even the very beams of the sun shut up in a vial."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "My mistress wants nothing of that sort, sir knight," said Maritornes at
+ this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What then, discreet dame, is it that your mistress wants?" replied Don
+ Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Only one of your fair hands," said Maritornes, "to enable her to vent
+ over it the great passion, passion which has brought her to this loophole,
+ so much to the risk of her honour; for if the lord her father had heard
+ her, the least slice he would cut off her would be her ear."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I should like to see that tried," said Don Quixote; "but he had better
+ beware of that, if he does not want to meet the most disastrous end that
+ ever father in the world met for having laid hands on the tender limbs of
+ a love-stricken daughter."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Maritornes felt sure that Don Quixote would present the hand she had
+ asked, and making up her mind what to do, she got down from the hole and
+ went into the stable, where she took the halter of Sancho Panza's ass, and
+ in all haste returned to the hole, just as Don Quixote had planted himself
+ standing on Rocinante's saddle in order to reach the grated window where
+ he supposed the lovelorn damsel to be; and giving her his hand, he said,
+ "Lady, take this hand, or rather this scourge of the evil-doers of the
+ earth; take, I say, this hand which no other hand of woman has ever
+ touched, not even hers who has complete possession of my entire body. I
+ present it to you, not that you may kiss it, but that you may observe the
+ contexture of the sinews, the close network of the muscles, the breadth
+ and capacity of the veins, whence you may infer what must be the strength
+ of the arm that has such a hand."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That we shall see presently," said Maritornes, and making a running knot
+ on the halter, she passed it over his wrist and coming down from the hole
+ tied the other end very firmly to the bolt of the door of the straw-loft.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote, feeling the roughness of the rope on his wrist, exclaimed,
+ "Your grace seems to be grating rather than caressing my hand; treat it
+ not so harshly, for it is not to blame for the offence my resolution has
+ given you, nor is it just to wreak all your vengeance on so small a part;
+ remember that one who loves so well should not revenge herself so
+ cruelly."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there was nobody now to listen to these words of Don Quixote's, for as
+ soon as Maritornes had tied him she and the other made off, ready to die
+ with laughing, leaving him fastened in such a way that it was impossible
+ for him to release himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He was, as has been said, standing on Rocinante, with his arm passed
+ through the hole and his wrist tied to the bolt of the door, and in mighty
+ fear and dread of being left hanging by the arm if Rocinante were to stir
+ one side or the other; so he did not dare to make the least movement,
+ although from the patience and imperturbable disposition of Rocinante, he
+ had good reason to expect that he would stand without budging for a whole
+ century. Finding himself fast, then, and that the ladies had retired, he
+ began to fancy that all this was done by enchantment, as on the former
+ occasion when in that same castle that enchanted Moor of a carrier had
+ belaboured him; and he cursed in his heart his own want of sense and
+ judgment in venturing to enter the castle again, after having come off so
+ badly the first time; it being a settled point with knights-errant that
+ when they have tried an adventure, and have not succeeded in it, it is a
+ sign that it is not reserved for them but for others, and that therefore
+ they need not try it again. Nevertheless he pulled his arm to see if he
+ could release himself, but it had been made so fast that all his efforts
+ were in vain. It is true he pulled it gently lest Rocinante should move,
+ but try as he might to seat himself in the saddle, he had nothing for it
+ but to stand upright or pull his hand off. Then it was he wished for the
+ sword of Amadis, against which no enchantment whatever had any power; then
+ he cursed his ill fortune; then he magnified the loss the world would
+ sustain by his absence while he remained there enchanted, for that he
+ believed he was beyond all doubt; then he once more took to thinking of
+ his beloved Dulcinea del Toboso; then he called to his worthy squire
+ Sancho Panza, who, buried in sleep and stretched upon the pack-saddle of
+ his ass, was oblivious, at that moment, of the mother that bore him; then
+ he called upon the sages Lirgandeo and Alquife to come to his aid; then he
+ invoked his good friend Urganda to succour him; and then, at last, morning
+ found him in such a state of desperation and perplexity that he was
+ bellowing like a bull, for he had no hope that day would bring any relief
+ to his suffering, which he believed would last for ever, inasmuch as he
+ was enchanted; and of this he was convinced by seeing that Rocinante never
+ stirred, much or little, and he felt persuaded that he and his horse were
+ to remain in this state, without eating or drinking or sleeping, until the
+ malign influence of the stars was overpast, or until some other more sage
+ enchanter should disenchant him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But he was very much deceived in this conclusion, for daylight had hardly
+ begun to appear when there came up to the inn four men on horseback, well
+ equipped and accoutred, with firelocks across their saddle-bows. They
+ called out and knocked loudly at the gate of the inn, which was still
+ shut; on seeing which, Don Quixote, even there where he was, did not
+ forget to act as sentinel, and said in a loud and imperious tone,
+ "Knights, or squires, or whatever ye be, ye have no right to knock at the
+ gates of this castle; for it is plain enough that they who are within are
+ either asleep, or else are not in the habit of throwing open the fortress
+ until the sun's rays are spread over the whole surface of the earth.
+ Withdraw to a distance, and wait till it is broad daylight, and then we
+ shall see whether it will be proper or not to open to you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What the devil fortress or castle is this," said one, "to make us stand
+ on such ceremony? If you are the innkeeper bid them open to us; we are
+ travellers who only want to feed our horses and go on, for we are in
+ haste."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Do you think, gentlemen, that I look like an innkeeper?" said Don
+ Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I don't know what you look like," replied the other; "but I know that you
+ are talking nonsense when you call this inn a castle."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A castle it is," returned Don Quixote, "nay, more, one of the best in
+ this whole province, and it has within it people who have had the sceptre
+ in the hand and the crown on the head."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It would be better if it were the other way," said the traveller, "the
+ sceptre on the head and the crown in the hand; but if so, may be there is
+ within some company of players, with whom it is a common thing to have
+ those crowns and sceptres you speak of; for in such a small inn as this,
+ and where such silence is kept, I do not believe any people entitled to
+ crowns and sceptres can have taken up their quarters."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You know but little of the world," returned Don Quixote, "since you are
+ ignorant of what commonly occurs in knight-errantry."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the comrades of the spokesman, growing weary of the dialogue with Don
+ Quixote, renewed their knocks with great vehemence, so much so that the
+ host, and not only he but everybody in the inn, awoke, and he got up to
+ ask who knocked. It happened at this moment that one of the horses of the
+ four who were seeking admittance went to smell Rocinante, who melancholy,
+ dejected, and with drooping ears stood motionless, supporting his sorely
+ stretched master; and as he was, after all, flesh, though he looked as if
+ he were made of wood, he could not help giving way and in return smelling
+ the one who had come to offer him attentions. But he had hardly moved at
+ all when Don Quixote lost his footing; and slipping off the saddle, he
+ would have come to the ground, but for being suspended by the arm, which
+ caused him such agony that he believed either his wrist would be cut
+ through or his arm torn off; and he hung so near the ground that he could
+ just touch it with his feet, which was all the worse for him; for, finding
+ how little was wanted to enable him to plant his feet firmly, he struggled
+ and stretched himself as much as he could to gain a footing; just like
+ those undergoing the torture of the strappado, when they are fixed at
+ "touch and no touch," who aggravate their own sufferings by their violent
+ efforts to stretch themselves, deceived by the hope which makes them fancy
+ that with a very little more they will reach the ground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c43b" id="c43b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c43b.jpg (272K)" src="images/c43b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c43b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c43e" id="c43e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c43e.jpg (20K)" src="images/c43e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch44" id="ch44"></a>CHAPTER XLIV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c44a" id="c44a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c44a.jpg (144K)" src="images/c44a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c44a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So loud, in fact, were the shouts of Don Quixote, that the landlord
+ opening the gate of the inn in all haste, came out in dismay, and ran to
+ see who was uttering such cries, and those who were outside joined him.
+ Maritornes, who had been by this time roused up by the same outcry,
+ suspecting what it was, ran to the loft and, without anyone seeing her,
+ untied the halter by which Don Quixote was suspended, and down he came to
+ the ground in the sight of the landlord and the travellers, who
+ approaching asked him what was the matter with him that he shouted so. He
+ without replying a word took the rope off his wrist, and rising to his
+ feet leaped upon Rocinante, braced his buckler on his arm, put his lance
+ in rest, and making a considerable circuit of the plain came back at a
+ half-gallop exclaiming:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Whoever shall say that I have been enchanted with just cause, provided my
+ lady the Princess Micomicona grants me permission to do so, I give him the
+ lie, challenge him and defy him to single combat."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The newly arrived travellers were amazed at the words of Don Quixote; but
+ the landlord removed their surprise by telling them who he was, and not to
+ mind him as he was out of his senses. They then asked the landlord if by
+ any chance a youth of about fifteen years of age had come to that inn, one
+ dressed like a muleteer, and of such and such an appearance, describing
+ that of Dona Clara's lover. The landlord replied that there were so many
+ people in the inn he had not noticed the person they were inquiring for;
+ but one of them observing the coach in which the Judge had come, said, "He
+ is here no doubt, for this is the coach he is following: let one of us
+ stay at the gate, and the rest go in to look for him; or indeed it would
+ be as well if one of us went round the inn, lest he should escape over the
+ wall of the yard." "So be it," said another; and while two of them went
+ in, one remained at the gate and the other made the circuit of the inn;
+ observing all which, the landlord was unable to conjecture for what reason
+ they were taking all these precautions, though he understood they were
+ looking for the youth whose description they had given him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was by this time broad daylight; and for that reason, as well as in
+ consequence of the noise Don Quixote had made, everybody was awake and up,
+ but particularly Dona Clara and Dorothea; for they had been able to sleep
+ but badly that night, the one from agitation at having her lover so near
+ her, the other from curiosity to see him. Don Quixote, when he saw that
+ not one of the four travellers took any notice of him or replied to his
+ challenge, was furious and ready to die with indignation and wrath; and if
+ he could have found in the ordinances of chivalry that it was lawful for a
+ knight-errant to undertake or engage in another enterprise, when he had
+ plighted his word and faith not to involve himself in any until he had
+ made an end of the one to which he was pledged, he would have attacked the
+ whole of them, and would have made them return an answer in spite of
+ themselves. But considering that it would not become him, nor be right, to
+ begin any new emprise until he had established Micomicona in her kingdom,
+ he was constrained to hold his peace and wait quietly to see what would be
+ the upshot of the proceedings of those same travellers; one of whom found
+ the youth they were seeking lying asleep by the side of a muleteer,
+ without a thought of anyone coming in search of him, much less finding
+ him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The man laid hold of him by the arm, saying, "It becomes you well indeed,
+ Senor Don Luis, to be in the dress you wear, and well the bed in which I
+ find you agrees with the luxury in which your mother reared you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The youth rubbed his sleepy eyes and stared for a while at him who held
+ him, but presently recognised him as one of his father's servants, at
+ which he was so taken aback that for some time he could not find or utter
+ a word; while the servant went on to say, "There is nothing for it now,
+ Senor Don Luis, but to submit quietly and return home, unless it is your
+ wish that my lord, your father, should take his departure for the other
+ world, for nothing else can be the consequence of the grief he is in at
+ your absence."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But how did my father know that I had gone this road and in this dress?"
+ said Don Luis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It was a student to whom you confided your intentions," answered the
+ servant, "that disclosed them, touched with pity at the distress he saw
+ your father suffer on missing you; he therefore despatched four of his
+ servants in quest of you, and here we all are at your service, better
+ pleased than you can imagine that we shall return so soon and be able to
+ restore you to those eyes that so yearn for you."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That shall be as I please, or as heaven orders," returned Don Luis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What can you please or heaven order," said the other, "except to agree to
+ go back? Anything else is impossible."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All this conversation between the two was overheard by the muleteer at
+ whose side Don Luis lay, and rising, he went to report what had taken
+ place to Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the others, who had by this time
+ dressed themselves; and told them how the man had addressed the youth as
+ "Don," and what words had passed, and how he wanted him to return to his
+ father, which the youth was unwilling to do. With this, and what they
+ already knew of the rare voice that heaven had bestowed upon him, they all
+ felt very anxious to know more particularly who he was, and even to help
+ him if it was attempted to employ force against him; so they hastened to
+ where he was still talking and arguing with his servant. Dorothea at this
+ instant came out of her room, followed by Dona Clara all in a tremor; and
+ calling Cardenio aside, she told him in a few words the story of the
+ musician and Dona Clara, and he at the same time told her what had
+ happened, how his father's servants had come in search of him; but in
+ telling her so, he did not speak low enough but that Dona Clara heard what
+ he said, at which she was so much agitated that had not Dorothea hastened
+ to support her she would have fallen to the ground. Cardenio then bade
+ Dorothea return to her room, as he would endeavour to make the whole
+ matter right, and they did as he desired. All the four who had come in
+ quest of Don Luis had now come into the inn and surrounded him, urging him
+ to return and console his father at once and without a moment's delay. He
+ replied that he could not do so on any account until he had concluded some
+ business in which his life, honour, and heart were at stake. The servants
+ pressed him, saying that most certainly they would not return without him,
+ and that they would take him away whether he liked it or not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You shall not do that," replied Don Luis, "unless you take me dead;
+ though however you take me, it will be without life."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time most of those in the inn had been attracted by the dispute,
+ but particularly Cardenio, Don Fernando, his companions, the Judge, the
+ curate, the barber, and Don Quixote; for he now considered there was no
+ necessity for mounting guard over the castle any longer. Cardenio being
+ already acquainted with the young man's story, asked the men who wanted to
+ take him away, what object they had in seeking to carry off this youth
+ against his will.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Our object," said one of the four, "is to save the life of his father,
+ who is in danger of losing it through this gentleman's disappearance."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon this Don Luis exclaimed, "There is no need to make my affairs public
+ here; I am free, and I will return if I please; and if not, none of you
+ shall compel me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Reason will compel your worship," said the man, "and if it has no power
+ over you, it has power over us, to make us do what we came for, and what
+ it is our duty to do."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Let us hear what the whole affair is about," said the Judge at this; but
+ the man, who knew him as a neighbour of theirs, replied, "Do you not know
+ this gentleman, Senor Judge? He is the son of your neighbour, who has run
+ away from his father's house in a dress so unbecoming his rank, as your
+ worship may perceive."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The judge on this looked at him more carefully and recognised him, and
+ embracing him said, "What folly is this, Senor Don Luis, or what can have
+ been the cause that could have induced you to come here in this way, and
+ in this dress, which so ill becomes your condition?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Tears came into the eyes of the young man, and he was unable to utter a
+ word in reply to the Judge, who told the four servants not to be uneasy,
+ for all would be satisfactorily settled; and then taking Don Luis by the
+ hand, he drew him aside and asked the reason of his having come there.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But while he was questioning him they heard a loud outcry at the gate of
+ the inn, the cause of which was that two of the guests who had passed the
+ night there, seeing everybody busy about finding out what it was the four
+ men wanted, had conceived the idea of going off without paying what they
+ owed; but the landlord, who minded his own affairs more than other
+ people's, caught them going out of the gate and demanded his reckoning,
+ abusing them for their dishonesty with such language that he drove them to
+ reply with their fists, and so they began to lay on him in such a style
+ that the poor man was forced to cry out, and call for help. The landlady
+ and her daughter could see no one more free to give aid than Don Quixote,
+ and to him the daughter said, "Sir knight, by the virtue God has given
+ you, help my poor father, for two wicked men are beating him to a mummy."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Don Quixote very deliberately and phlegmatically replied, "Fair
+ damsel, at the present moment your request is inopportune, for I am
+ debarred from involving myself in any adventure until I have brought to a
+ happy conclusion one to which my word has pledged me; but that which I can
+ do for you is what I will now mention: run and tell your father to stand
+ his ground as well as he can in this battle, and on no account to allow
+ himself to be vanquished, while I go and request permission of the
+ Princess Micomicona to enable me to succour him in his distress; and if
+ she grants it, rest assured I will relieve him from it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Sinner that I am," exclaimed Maritornes, who stood by; "before you have
+ got your permission my master will be in the other world."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Give me leave, senora, to obtain the permission I speak of," returned Don
+ Quixote; "and if I get it, it will matter very little if he is in the
+ other world; for I will rescue him thence in spite of all the same world
+ can do; or at any rate I will give you such a revenge over those who shall
+ have sent him there that you will be more than moderately satisfied;" and
+ without saying anything more he went and knelt before Dorothea, requesting
+ her Highness in knightly and errant phrase to be pleased to grant him
+ permission to aid and succour the castellan of that castle, who now stood
+ in grievous jeopardy. The princess granted it graciously, and he at once,
+ bracing his buckler on his arm and drawing his sword, hastened to the
+ inn-gate, where the two guests were still handling the landlord roughly;
+ but as soon as he reached the spot he stopped short and stood still,
+ though Maritornes and the landlady asked him why he hesitated to help
+ their master and husband.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I hesitate," said Don Quixote, "because it is not lawful for me to draw
+ sword against persons of squirely condition; but call my squire Sancho to
+ me; for this defence and vengeance are his affair and business."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus matters stood at the inn-gate, where there was a very lively exchange
+ of fisticuffs and punches, to the sore damage of the landlord and to the
+ wrath of Maritornes, the landlady, and her daughter, who were furious when
+ they saw the pusillanimity of Don Quixote, and the hard treatment their
+ master, husband and father was undergoing. But let us leave him there; for
+ he will surely find some one to help him, and if not, let him suffer and
+ hold his tongue who attempts more than his strength allows him to do; and
+ let us go back fifty paces to see what Don Luis said in reply to the Judge
+ whom we left questioning him privately as to his reasons for coming on
+ foot and so meanly dressed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which the youth, pressing his hand in a way that showed his heart was
+ troubled by some great sorrow, and shedding a flood of tears, made answer:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor, I have no more to tell you than that from the moment when, through
+ heaven's will and our being near neighbours, I first saw Dona Clara, your
+ daughter and my lady, from that instant I made her the mistress of my
+ will, and if yours, my true lord and father, offers no impediment, this
+ very day she shall become my wife. For her I left my father's house, and
+ for her I assumed this disguise, to follow her whithersoever she may go,
+ as the arrow seeks its mark or the sailor the pole-star. She knows nothing
+ more of my passion than what she may have learned from having sometimes
+ seen from a distance that my eyes were filled with tears. You know
+ already, senor, the wealth and noble birth of my parents, and that I am
+ their sole heir; if this be a sufficient inducement for you to venture to
+ make me completely happy, accept me at once as your son; for if my father,
+ influenced by other objects of his own, should disapprove of this
+ happiness I have sought for myself, time has more power to alter and
+ change things, than human will."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this the love-smitten youth was silent, while the Judge, after
+ hearing him, was astonished, perplexed, and surprised, as well at the
+ manner and intelligence with which Don Luis had confessed the secret of
+ his heart, as at the position in which he found himself, not knowing what
+ course to take in a matter so sudden and unexpected. All the answer,
+ therefore, he gave him was to bid him to make his mind easy for the
+ present, and arrange with his servants not to take him back that day, so
+ that there might be time to consider what was best for all parties. Don
+ Luis kissed his hands by force, nay, bathed them with his tears, in a way
+ that would have touched a heart of marble, not to say that of the Judge,
+ who, as a shrewd man, had already perceived how advantageous the marriage
+ would be to his daughter; though, were it possible, he would have
+ preferred that it should be brought about with the consent of the father
+ of Don Luis, who he knew looked for a title for his son.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The guests had by this time made peace with the landlord, for, by
+ persuasion and Don Quixote's fair words more than by threats, they had
+ paid him what he demanded, and the servants of Don Luis were waiting for
+ the end of the conversation with the Judge and their master's decision,
+ when the devil, who never sleeps, contrived that the barber, from whom Don
+ Quixote had taken Mambrino's helmet, and Sancho Panza the trappings of his
+ ass in exchange for those of his own, should at this instant enter the
+ inn; which said barber, as he led his ass to the stable, observed Sancho
+ Panza engaged in repairing something or other belonging to the
+ pack-saddle; and the moment he saw it he knew it, and made bold to attack
+ Sancho, exclaiming, "Ho, sir thief, I have caught you! hand over my basin
+ and my pack-saddle, and all my trappings that you robbed me of."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho, finding himself so unexpectedly assailed, and hearing the abuse
+ poured upon him, seized the pack-saddle with one hand, and with the other
+ gave the barber a cuff that bathed his teeth in blood. The barber,
+ however, was not so ready to relinquish the prize he had made in the
+ pack-saddle; on the contrary, he raised such an outcry that everyone in
+ the inn came running to know what the noise and quarrel meant. "Here, in
+ the name of the king and justice!" he cried, "this thief and highwayman
+ wants to kill me for trying to recover my property."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You lie," said Sancho, "I am no highwayman; it was in fair war my master
+ Don Quixote won these spoils."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote was standing by at the time, highly pleased to see his
+ squire's stoutness, both offensive and defensive, and from that time forth
+ he reckoned him a man of mettle, and in his heart resolved to dub him a
+ knight on the first opportunity that presented itself, feeling sure that
+ the order of chivalry would be fittingly bestowed upon him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the course of the altercation, among other things the barber said,
+ "Gentlemen, this pack-saddle is mine as surely as I owe God a death, and I
+ know it as well as if I had given birth to it, and here is my ass in the
+ stable who will not let me lie; only try it, and if it does not fit him
+ like a glove, call me a rascal; and what is more, the same day I was
+ robbed of this, they robbed me likewise of a new brass basin, never yet
+ handselled, that would fetch a crown any day."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this Don Quixote could not keep himself from answering; and interposing
+ between the two, and separating them, he placed the pack-saddle on the
+ ground, to lie there in sight until the truth was established, and said,
+ "Your worships may perceive clearly and plainly the error under which this
+ worthy squire lies when he calls a basin which was, is, and shall be the
+ helmet of Mambrino which I won from him in fair war, and made myself master
+ of by legitimate and lawful possession. With the pack-saddle I do not
+ concern myself; but I may tell you on that head that my squire Sancho
+ asked my permission to strip off the caparison of this vanquished
+ poltroon's steed, and with it adorn his own; I allowed him, and he took
+ it; and as to its having been changed from a caparison into a pack-saddle,
+ I can give no explanation except the usual one, that such transformations
+ will take place in adventures of chivalry. To confirm all which, run,
+ Sancho my son, and fetch hither the helmet which this good fellow calls a
+ basin."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Egad, master," said Sancho, "if we have no other proof of our case than
+ what your worship puts forward, Mambrino's helmet is just as much a basin
+ as this good fellow's caparison is a pack-saddle."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Do as I bid thee," said Don Quixote; "it cannot be that everything in
+ this castle goes by enchantment."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho hastened to where the basin was, and brought it back with him, and
+ when Don Quixote saw it, he took hold of it and said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Your worships may see with what a face this squire can assert that this
+ is a basin and not the helmet I told you of; and I swear by the order of
+ chivalry I profess, that this helmet is the identical one I took from him,
+ without anything added to or taken from it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is no doubt of that," said Sancho, "for from the time my master won
+ it until now he has only fought one battle in it, when he let loose those
+ unlucky men in chains; and if had not been for this basin-helmet he would
+ not have come off over well that time, for there was plenty of
+ stone-throwing in that affair."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c44e" id="c44e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c44e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c44e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch45" id="ch45"></a>CHAPTER XLV.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET AND THE PACK-SADDLE IS
+ FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c45a" id="c45a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c45a.jpg (154K)" src="images/c45a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c45a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What do you think now, gentlemen," said the barber, "of what these
+ gentles say, when they want to make out that this is a helmet?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And whoever says the contrary," said Don Quixote, "I will let him know he
+ lies if he is a knight, and if he is a squire that he lies again a
+ thousand times."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our own barber, who was present at all this, and understood Don Quixote's
+ humour so thoroughly, took it into his head to back up his delusion and
+ carry on the joke for the general amusement; so addressing the other
+ barber he said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Senor barber, or whatever you are, you must know that I belong to your
+ profession too, and have had a licence to practise for more than twenty
+ years, and I know the implements of the barber craft, every one of them,
+ perfectly well; and I was likewise a soldier for some time in the days of
+ my youth, and I know also what a helmet is, and a morion, and a headpiece
+ with a visor, and other things pertaining to soldiering, I meant to say to
+ soldiers' arms; and I say&mdash;saving better opinions and always with
+ submission to sounder judgments&mdash;that this piece we have now before
+ us, which this worthy gentleman has in his hands, not only is no barber's
+ basin, but is as far from being one as white is from black, and truth from
+ falsehood; I say, moreover, that this, although it is a helmet, is not a
+ complete helmet."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Certainly not," said Don Quixote, "for half of it is wanting, that is to
+ say the beaver."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is quite true," said the curate, who saw the object of his friend the
+ barber; and Cardenio, Don Fernando and his companions agreed with him, and
+ even the Judge, if his thoughts had not been so full of Don Luis's affair,
+ would have helped to carry on the joke; but he was so taken up with the
+ serious matters he had on his mind that he paid little or no attention to
+ these facetious proceedings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "God bless me!" exclaimed their butt the barber at this; "is it possible
+ that such an honourable company can say that this is not a basin but a
+ helmet? Why, this is a thing that would astonish a whole university,
+ however wise it might be! That will do; if this basin is a helmet, why,
+ then the pack-saddle must be a horse's caparison, as this gentleman has
+ said."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "To me it looks like a pack-saddle," said Don Quixote; "but I have already
+ said that with that question I do not concern myself."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "As to whether it be pack-saddle or caparison," said the curate, "it is
+ only for Senor Don Quixote to say; for in these matters of chivalry all
+ these gentlemen and I bow to his authority."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By God, gentlemen," said Don Quixote, "so many strange things have
+ happened to me in this castle on the two occasions on which I have
+ sojourned in it, that I will not venture to assert anything positively in
+ reply to any question touching anything it contains; for it is my belief
+ that everything that goes on within it goes by enchantment. The first
+ time, an enchanted Moor that there is in it gave me sore trouble, nor did
+ Sancho fare well among certain followers of his; and last night I was kept
+ hanging by this arm for nearly two hours, without knowing how or why I
+ came by such a mishap. So that now, for me to come forward to give an
+ opinion in such a puzzling matter, would be to risk a rash decision. As
+ regards the assertion that this is a basin and not a helmet I have already
+ given an answer; but as to the question whether this is a pack-saddle or a
+ caparison I will not venture to give a positive opinion, but will leave it
+ to your worships' better judgment. Perhaps as you are not dubbed knights
+ like myself, the enchantments of this place have nothing to do with you,
+ and your faculties are unfettered, and you can see things in this castle
+ as they really and truly are, and not as they appear to me."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There can be no question," said Don Fernando on this, "but that Senor Don
+ Quixote has spoken very wisely, and that with us rests the decision of
+ this matter; and that we may have surer ground to go on, I will take the
+ votes of the gentlemen in secret, and declare the result clearly and
+ fully."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To those who were in on the secret of Don Quixote's humour all this afforded
+ great amusement; but to those who knew nothing about it, it seemed the
+ greatest nonsense in the world, in particular to the four servants of Don
+ Luis, as well as to Don Luis himself, and to three other travellers who
+ had by chance come to the inn, and had the appearance of officers of the
+ Holy Brotherhood, as indeed they were; but the one who above all was at
+ his wits' end was the barber whose basin, there before his very eyes, had been
+ turned into Mambrino's helmet, and whose pack-saddle he had no doubt
+ whatever was about to become a rich caparison for a horse. All laughed to
+ see Don Fernando going from one to another collecting the votes, and
+ whispering to them to give him their private opinion whether the treasure
+ over which there had been so much fighting was a pack-saddle or a
+ caparison; but after he had taken the votes of those who knew Don Quixote,
+ he said aloud, "The fact is, my good fellow, that I am tired collecting
+ such a number of opinions, for I find that there is not one of whom I ask
+ what I desire to know, who does not tell me that it is absurd to say that
+ this is the pack-saddle of an ass, and not the caparison of a horse, nay,
+ of a thoroughbred horse; so you must submit, for, in spite of you and your
+ ass, this is a caparison and no pack-saddle, and you have stated and
+ proved your case very badly."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "May I never share heaven," said the poor barber, "if your worships are
+ not all mistaken; and may my soul appear before God as that appears to me
+ a pack-saddle and not a caparison; but, 'laws go,'&mdash;I say no more;
+ and indeed I am not drunk, for I am fasting, except it be from sin."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The simple talk of the barber did not afford less amusement than the
+ absurdities of Don Quixote, who now observed:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "There is no more to be done now than for each to take what belongs to
+ him, and to whom God has given it, may St. Peter add his blessing."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But said one of the four servants, "Unless, indeed, this is a deliberate
+ joke, I cannot bring myself to believe that men so intelligent as those
+ present are, or seem to be, can venture to declare and assert that this is
+ not a basin, and that not a pack-saddle; but as I perceive that they do
+ assert and declare it, I can only come to the conclusion that there is
+ some mystery in this persistence in what is so opposed to the evidence of
+ experience and truth itself; for I swear by"&mdash;and here he rapped out
+ a round oath&mdash;"all the people in the world will not make me believe
+ that this is not a barber's basin and that a jackass's pack-saddle."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It might easily be a she-ass's," observed the curate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is all the same," said the servant; "that is not the point; but
+ whether it is or is not a pack-saddle, as your worships say."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On hearing this one of the newly arrived officers of the Brotherhood, who
+ had been listening to the dispute and controversy, unable to restrain his
+ anger and impatience, exclaimed, "It is a pack-saddle as sure as my father
+ is my father, and whoever has said or will say anything else must be
+ drunk."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You lie like a rascally clown," returned Don Quixote; and lifting his
+ pike, which he had never let out of his hand, he delivered such a blow at
+ his head that, had not the officer dodged it, it would have stretched him
+ at full length. The pike was shivered in pieces against the ground, and
+ the rest of the officers, seeing their comrade assaulted, raised a shout,
+ calling for help for the Holy Brotherhood. The landlord, who was of the
+ fraternity, ran at once to fetch his staff of office and his sword, and
+ ranged himself on the side of his comrades; the servants of Don Luis
+ clustered round him, lest he should escape from them in the confusion; the
+ barber, seeing the house turned upside down, once more laid hold of his
+ pack-saddle and Sancho did the same; Don Quixote drew his sword and
+ charged the officers; Don Luis cried out to his servants to leave him
+ alone and go and help Don Quixote, and Cardenio and Don Fernando, who were
+ supporting him; the curate was shouting at the top of his voice, the
+ landlady was screaming, her daughter was wailing, Maritornes was weeping,
+ Dorothea was aghast, Luscinda terror-stricken, and Dona Clara in a faint.
+ The barber cudgelled Sancho, and Sancho pommelled the barber; Don Luis
+ gave one of his servants, who ventured to catch him by the arm to keep him
+ from escaping, a cuff that bathed his teeth in blood; the Judge took his
+ part; Don Fernando had got one of the officers down and was belabouring
+ him heartily; the landlord raised his voice again calling for help for the
+ Holy Brotherhood; so that the whole inn was nothing but cries, shouts,
+ shrieks, confusion, terror, dismay, mishaps, sword-cuts, fisticuffs,
+ cudgellings, kicks, and bloodshed; and in the midst of all this chaos,
+ complication, and general entanglement, Don Quixote took it into his head
+ that he had been plunged into the thick of the discord of Agramante's
+ camp; and, in a voice that shook the inn like thunder, he cried out:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Hold all, let all sheathe their swords, let all be calm and attend to me
+ as they value their lives!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All paused at his mighty voice, and he went on to say, "Did I not tell
+ you, sirs, that this castle was enchanted, and that a legion or so of
+ devils dwelt in it? In proof whereof I call upon you to behold with your
+ own eyes how the discord of Agramante's camp has come hither, and been
+ transferred into the midst of us. See how they fight, there for the sword,
+ here for the horse, on that side for the eagle, on this for the helmet; we
+ are all fighting, and all at cross purposes. Come then, you, Senor Judge,
+ and you, senor curate; let the one represent King Agramante and the other
+ King Sobrino, and make peace among us; for by God Almighty it is a sorry
+ business that so many persons of quality as we are should slay one another
+ for such trifling cause." The officers, who did not understand Don
+ Quixote's mode of speaking, and found themselves roughly handled by Don
+ Fernando, Cardenio, and their companions, were not to be appeased; the
+ barber was, however, for both his beard and his pack-saddle were the worse
+ for the struggle; Sancho like a good servant obeyed the slightest word of
+ his master; while the four servants of Don Luis kept quiet when they saw
+ how little they gained by not being so. The landlord alone insisted upon
+ it that they must punish the insolence of this madman, who at every turn
+ raised a disturbance in the inn; but at length the uproar was stilled for
+ the present; the pack-saddle remained a caparison till the day of
+ judgment, and the basin a helmet and the inn a castle in Don Quixote's
+ imagination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All having been now pacified and made friends by the persuasion of the
+ Judge and the curate, the servants of Don Luis began again to urge him to
+ return with them at once; and while he was discussing the matter with
+ them, the Judge took counsel with Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the curate
+ as to what he ought to do in the case, telling them how it stood, and what
+ Don Luis had said to him. It was agreed at length that Don Fernando should
+ tell the servants of Don Luis who he was, and that it was his desire that
+ Don Luis should accompany him to Andalusia, where he would receive from
+ the marquis his brother the welcome his quality entitled him to; for,
+ otherwise, it was easy to see from the determination of Don Luis that he
+ would not return to his father at present, though they tore him to pieces.
+ On learning the rank of Don Fernando and the resolution of Don Luis the
+ four then settled it between themselves that three of them should return
+ to tell his father how matters stood, and that the other should remain to
+ wait upon Don Luis, and not leave him until they came back for him, or his
+ father's orders were known. Thus by the authority of Agramante and the
+ wisdom of King Sobrino all this complication of disputes was arranged; but
+ the enemy of concord and hater of peace, feeling himself slighted and made
+ a fool of, and seeing how little he had gained after having involved them
+ all in such an elaborate entanglement, resolved to try his hand once more
+ by stirring up fresh quarrels and disturbances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It came about in this wise: the officers were pacified on learning the
+ rank of those with whom they had been engaged, and withdrew from the
+ contest, considering that whatever the result might be they were likely to
+ get the worst of the battle; but one of them, the one who had been
+ thrashed and kicked by Don Fernando, recollected that among some warrants
+ he carried for the arrest of certain delinquents, he had one against Don
+ Quixote, whom the Holy Brotherhood had ordered to be arrested for setting
+ the galley slaves free, as Sancho had, with very good reason, apprehended.
+ Suspecting how it was, then, he wished to satisfy himself as to whether
+ Don Quixote's features corresponded; and taking a parchment out of his
+ bosom he lit upon what he was in search of, and setting himself to read it
+ deliberately, for he was not a quick reader, as he made out each word he
+ fixed his eyes on Don Quixote, and went on comparing the description in
+ the warrant with his face, and discovered that beyond all doubt he was the
+ person described in it. As soon as he had satisfied himself, folding up
+ the parchment, he took the warrant in his left hand and with his right
+ seized Don Quixote by the collar so tightly that he did not allow him to
+ breathe, and shouted aloud, "Help for the Holy Brotherhood! and that you
+ may see I demand it in earnest, read this warrant which says this
+ highwayman is to be arrested."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The curate took the warrant and saw that what the officer said was true,
+ and that it agreed with Don Quixote's appearance, who, on his part, when
+ he found himself roughly handled by this rascally clown, worked up to the
+ highest pitch of wrath, and all his joints cracking with rage, with both
+ hands seized the officer by the throat with all his might, so that had he
+ not been helped by his comrades he would have yielded up his life ere Don
+ Quixote released his hold. The landlord, who had perforce to support his
+ brother officers, ran at once to aid them. The landlady, when she saw her
+ husband engaged in a fresh quarrel, lifted up her voice afresh, and its
+ note was immediately caught up by Maritornes and her daughter, calling
+ upon heaven and all present for help; and Sancho, seeing what was going
+ on, exclaimed, "By the Lord, it is quite true what my master says about
+ the enchantments of this castle, for it is impossible to live an hour in
+ peace in it!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Fernando parted the officer and Don Quixote, and to their mutual
+ contentment made them relax the grip by which they held, the one the coat
+ collar, the other the throat of his adversary; for all this, however, the
+ officers did not cease to demand their prisoner and call on them to help,
+ and deliver him over bound into their power, as was required for the
+ service of the King and of the Holy Brotherhood, on whose behalf they
+ again demanded aid and assistance to effect the capture of this robber and
+ footpad of the highways.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote smiled when he heard these words, and said very calmly, "Come
+ now, base, ill-born brood; call ye it highway robbery to give freedom to
+ those in bondage, to release the captives, to succour the miserable, to
+ raise up the fallen, to relieve the needy? Infamous beings, who by your
+ vile grovelling intellects deserve that heaven should not make known to
+ you the virtue that lies in knight-errantry, or show you the sin and
+ ignorance in which ye lie when ye refuse to respect the shadow, not to say
+ the presence, of any knight-errant! Come now; band, not of officers, but
+ of thieves; footpads with the licence of the Holy Brotherhood; tell me who
+ was the ignoramus who signed a warrant of arrest against such a knight as
+ I am? Who was he that did not know that knights-errant are independent of
+ all jurisdictions, that their law is their sword, their charter their
+ prowess, and their edicts their will? Who, I say again, was the fool that
+ knows not that there are no letters patent of nobility that confer such
+ privileges or exemptions as a knight-errant acquires the day he is dubbed
+ a knight, and devotes himself to the arduous calling of chivalry? What
+ knight-errant ever paid poll-tax, duty, queen's pin-money, king's dues,
+ toll or ferry? What tailor ever took payment of him for making his
+ clothes? What castellan that received him in his castle ever made him pay
+ his shot? What king did not seat him at his table? What damsel was not
+ enamoured of him and did not yield herself up wholly to his will and
+ pleasure? And, lastly, what knight-errant has there been, is there, or
+ will there ever be in the world, not bold enough to give, single-handed,
+ four hundred cudgellings to four hundred officers of the Holy Brotherhood
+ if they come in his way?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch46" id="ch46"></a>CHAPTER XLVI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY
+ BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON QUIXOTE
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c46a" id="c46a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c46a.jpg (163K)" src="images/c46a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c46a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While Don Quixote was talking in this strain, the curate was endeavouring
+ to persuade the officers that he was out of his senses, as they might
+ perceive by his deeds and his words, and that they need not press the
+ matter any further, for even if they arrested him and carried him off,
+ they would have to release him by-and-by as a madman; to which the holder
+ of the warrant replied that he had nothing to do with inquiring into Don
+ Quixote's madness, but only to execute his superior's orders, and that
+ once taken they might let him go three hundred times if they liked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For all that," said the curate, "you must not take him away this time,
+ nor will he, it is my opinion, let himself be taken away."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In short, the curate used such arguments, and Don Quixote did such mad
+ things, that the officers would have been more mad than he was if they had
+ not perceived his want of wits, and so they thought it best to allow
+ themselves to be pacified, and even to act as peacemakers between the
+ barber and Sancho Panza, who still continued their altercation with much
+ bitterness. In the end they, as officers of justice, settled the question
+ by arbitration in such a manner that both sides were, if not perfectly
+ contented, at least to some extent satisfied; for they changed the
+ pack-saddles, but not the girths or head-stalls; and as to Mambrino's
+ helmet, the curate, under the rose and without Don Quixote's knowing it,
+ paid eight reals for the basin, and the barber executed a full receipt and
+ engagement to make no further demand then or thenceforth for evermore,
+ amen. These two disputes, which were the most important and gravest, being
+ settled, it only remained for the servants of Don Luis to consent that
+ three of them should return while one was left to accompany him whither
+ Don Fernando desired to take him; and good luck and better fortune, having
+ already begun to solve difficulties and remove obstructions in favour of
+ the lovers and warriors of the inn, were pleased to persevere and bring
+ everything to a happy issue; for the servants agreed to do as Don Luis
+ wished; which gave Dona Clara such happiness that no one could have looked
+ into her face just then without seeing the joy of her heart. Zoraida,
+ though she did not fully comprehend all she saw, was grave or gay without
+ knowing why, as she watched and studied the various countenances, but
+ particularly her Spaniard's, whom she followed with her eyes and clung to
+ with her soul. The gift and compensation which the curate gave the barber
+ had not escaped the landlord's notice, and he demanded Don Quixote's
+ reckoning, together with the amount of the damage to his wine-skins, and
+ the loss of his wine, swearing that neither Rocinante nor Sancho's ass
+ should leave the inn until he had been paid to the very last farthing. The
+ curate settled all amicably, and Don Fernando paid; though the Judge had
+ also very readily offered to pay the score; and all became so peaceful and
+ quiet that the inn no longer reminded one of the discord of Agramante's
+ camp, as Don Quixote said, but of the peace and tranquillity of the days
+ of Octavianus: for all which it was the universal opinion that their
+ thanks were due to the great zeal and eloquence of the curate, and to the
+ unexampled generosity of Don Fernando.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Finding himself now clear and quit of all quarrels, his squire's as well
+ as his own, Don Quixote considered that it would be advisable to continue
+ the journey he had begun, and bring to a close that great adventure for
+ which he had been called and chosen; and with this high resolve he went
+ and knelt before Dorothea, who, however, would not allow him to utter a
+ word until he had risen; so to obey her he rose, and said, "It is a common
+ proverb, fair lady, that 'diligence is the mother of good fortune,' and
+ experience has often shown in important affairs that the earnestness of
+ the negotiator brings the doubtful case to a successful termination; but
+ in nothing does this truth show itself more plainly than in war, where
+ quickness and activity forestall the devices of the enemy, and win the
+ victory before the foe has time to defend himself. All this I say, exalted
+ and esteemed lady, because it seems to me that for us to remain any longer
+ in this castle now is useless, and may be injurious to us in a way that we
+ shall find out some day; for who knows but that your enemy the giant may
+ have learned by means of secret and diligent spies that I am going to
+ destroy him, and if the opportunity be given him he may seize it to
+ fortify himself in some impregnable castle or stronghold, against which
+ all my efforts and the might of my indefatigable arm may avail but little?
+ Therefore, lady, let us, as I say, forestall his schemes by our activity,
+ and let us depart at once in quest of fair fortune; for your highness is
+ only kept from enjoying it as fully as you could desire by my delay in
+ encountering your adversary."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote held his peace and said no more, calmly awaiting the reply of
+ the beauteous princess, who, with commanding dignity and in a style
+ adapted to Don Quixote's own, replied to him in these words, "I give you
+ thanks, sir knight, for the eagerness you, like a good knight to whom it
+ is a natural obligation to succour the orphan and the needy, display to
+ afford me aid in my sore trouble; and heaven grant that your wishes and
+ mine may be realised, so that you may see that there are women in this
+ world capable of gratitude; as to my departure, let it be forthwith, for I
+ have no will but yours; dispose of me entirely in accordance with your
+ good pleasure; for she who has once entrusted to you the defence of her
+ person, and placed in your hands the recovery of her dominions, must not
+ think of offering opposition to that which your wisdom may ordain."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "On, then, in God's name," said Don Quixote; "for, when a lady humbles
+ herself to me, I will not lose the opportunity of raising her up and
+ placing her on the throne of her ancestors. Let us depart at once, for the
+ common saying that in delay there is danger, lends spurs to my eagerness
+ to take the road; and as neither heaven has created nor hell seen any that
+ can daunt or intimidate me, saddle Rocinante, Sancho, and get ready thy
+ ass and the queen's palfrey, and let us take leave of the castellan and
+ these gentlemen, and go hence this very instant."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho, who was standing by all the time, said, shaking his head, "Ah!
+ master, master, there is more mischief in the village than one hears of,
+ begging all good bodies' pardon."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What mischief can there be in any village, or in all the cities of the
+ world, you booby, that can hurt my reputation?" said Don Quixote.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "If your worship is angry," replied Sancho, "I will hold my tongue and
+ leave unsaid what as a good squire I am bound to say, and what a good
+ servant should tell his master."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Say what thou wilt," returned Don Quixote, "provided thy words be not
+ meant to work upon my fears; for thou, if thou fearest, art behaving like
+ thyself; but I like myself, in not fearing."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is nothing of the sort, as I am a sinner before God," said Sancho,
+ "but that I take it to be sure and certain that this lady, who calls
+ herself queen of the great kingdom of Micomicon, is no more so than my
+ mother; for, if she was what she says, she would not go rubbing noses with
+ one that is here every instant and behind every door."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Dorothea turned red at Sancho's words, for the truth was that her husband
+ Don Fernando had now and then, when the others were not looking, gathered
+ from her lips some of the reward his love had earned, and Sancho seeing
+ this had considered that such freedom was more like a courtesan than a
+ queen of a great kingdom; she, however, being unable or not caring to
+ answer him, allowed him to proceed, and he continued, "This I say, senor,
+ because, if after we have travelled roads and highways, and passed bad
+ nights and worse days, one who is now enjoying himself in this inn is to
+ reap the fruit of our labours, there is no need for me to be in a hurry to
+ saddle Rocinante, put the pad on the ass, or get ready the palfrey; for it
+ will be better for us to stay quiet, and let every jade mind her spinning,
+ and let us go to dinner."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Good God, what was the indignation of Don Quixote when he heard the
+ audacious words of his squire! So great was it, that in a voice
+ inarticulate with rage, with a stammering tongue, and eyes that flashed
+ living fire, he exclaimed, "Rascally clown, boorish, insolent, and
+ ignorant, ill-spoken, foul-mouthed, impudent backbiter and slanderer! Hast
+ thou dared to utter such words in my presence and in that of these
+ illustrious ladies? Hast thou dared to harbour such gross and shameless
+ thoughts in thy muddled imagination? Begone from my presence, thou born
+ monster, storehouse of lies, hoard of untruths, garner of knaveries,
+ inventor of scandals, publisher of absurdities, enemy of the respect due
+ to royal personages! Begone, show thyself no more before me under pain of
+ my wrath;" and so saying he knitted his brows, puffed out his cheeks,
+ gazed around him, and stamped on the ground violently with his right foot,
+ showing in every way the rage that was pent up in his heart; and at his
+ words and furious gestures Sancho was so scared and terrified that he
+ would have been glad if the earth had opened that instant and swallowed
+ him, and his only thought was to turn round and make his escape from the
+ angry presence of his master.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the ready-witted Dorothea, who by this time so well understood Don
+ Quixote's humour, said, to mollify his wrath, "Be not irritated at the
+ absurdities your good squire has uttered, Sir Knight of the Rueful
+ Countenance, for perhaps he did not utter them without cause, and from his
+ good sense and Christian conscience it is not likely that he would bear
+ false witness against anyone. We may therefore believe, without any
+ hesitation, that since, as you say, sir knight, everything in this castle
+ goes and is brought about by means of enchantment, Sancho, I say, may
+ possibly have seen, through this diabolical medium, what he says he saw so
+ much to the detriment of my modesty."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I swear by God Omnipotent," exclaimed Don Quixote at this, "your highness
+ has hit the point; and that some vile illusion must have come before this
+ sinner of a Sancho, that made him see what it would have been impossible
+ to see by any other means than enchantments; for I know well enough, from
+ the poor fellow's goodness and harmlessness, that he is incapable of
+ bearing false witness against anybody."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "True, no doubt," said Don Fernando, "for which reason, Senor Don Quixote,
+ you ought to forgive him and restore him to the bosom of your favour,
+ sicut erat in principio, before illusions of this sort had taken away his
+ senses."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote said he was ready to pardon him, and the curate went for
+ Sancho, who came in very humbly, and falling on his knees begged for the
+ hand of his master, who having presented it to him and allowed him to kiss
+ it, gave him his blessing and said, "Now, Sancho my son, thou wilt be
+ convinced of the truth of what I have many a time told thee, that
+ everything in this castle is done by means of enchantment."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "So it is, I believe," said Sancho, "except the affair of the blanket,
+ which came to pass in reality by ordinary means."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Believe it not," said Don Quixote, "for had it been so, I would have
+ avenged thee that instant, or even now; but neither then nor now could I,
+ nor have I seen anyone upon whom to avenge thy wrong."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They were all eager to know what the affair of the blanket was, and the
+ landlord gave them a minute account of Sancho's flights, at which they
+ laughed not a little, and at which Sancho would have been no less out of
+ countenance had not his master once more assured him it was all
+ enchantment. For all that his simplicity never reached so high a pitch
+ that he could persuade himself it was not the plain and simple truth,
+ without any deception whatever about it, that he had been blanketed by
+ beings of flesh and blood, and not by visionary and imaginary phantoms, as
+ his master believed and protested.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The illustrious company had now been two days in the inn; and as it seemed
+ to them time to depart, they devised a plan so that, without giving
+ Dorothea and Don Fernando the trouble of going back with Don Quixote to
+ his village under pretence of restoring Queen Micomicona, the curate and
+ the barber might carry him away with them as they proposed, and the curate
+ be able to take his madness in hand at home; and in pursuance of their
+ plan they arranged with the owner of an oxcart who happened to be passing
+ that way to carry him after this fashion. They constructed a kind of cage
+ with wooden bars, large enough to hold Don Quixote comfortably; and then
+ Don Fernando and his companions, the servants of Don Luis, and the
+ officers of the Brotherhood, together with the landlord, by the directions
+ and advice of the curate, covered their faces and disguised themselves,
+ some in one way, some in another, so as to appear to Don Quixote quite
+ different from the persons he had seen in the castle. This done, in
+ profound silence they entered the room where he was asleep, taking his
+ rest after the past frays, and advancing to where he was sleeping
+ tranquilly, not dreaming of anything of the kind happening, they seized
+ him firmly and bound him fast hand and foot, so that, when he awoke
+ startled, he was unable to move, and could only marvel and wonder at the
+ strange figures he saw before him; upon which he at once gave way to the
+ idea which his crazed fancy invariably conjured up before him, and took it
+ into his head that all these shapes were phantoms of the enchanted castle,
+ and that he himself was unquestionably enchanted as he could neither move
+ nor help himself; precisely what the curate, the concoctor of the scheme,
+ expected would happen. Of all that were there Sancho was the only one who
+ was at once in his senses and in his own proper character, and he, though
+ he was within very little of sharing his master's infirmity, did not fail
+ to perceive who all these disguised figures were; but he did not dare to
+ open his lips until he saw what came of this assault and capture of his
+ master; nor did the latter utter a word, waiting to the upshot of his
+ mishap; which was that bringing in the cage, they shut him up in it and
+ nailed the bars so firmly that they could not be easily burst open.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c46b" id="c46b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c46b.jpg (342K)" src="images/c46b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c46b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They then took him on their shoulders, and as they passed out of the room
+ an awful voice&mdash;as much so as the barber, not he of the pack-saddle
+ but the other, was able to make it&mdash;was heard to say, "O Knight of
+ the Rueful Countenance, let not this captivity in which thou art placed
+ afflict thee, for this must needs be, for the more speedy accomplishment
+ of the adventure in which thy great heart has engaged thee; the which
+ shall be accomplished when the raging Manchegan lion and the white Tobosan
+ dove shall be linked together, having first humbled their haughty necks to
+ the gentle yoke of matrimony. And from this marvellous union shall come
+ forth to the light of the world brave whelps that shall rival the ravening
+ claws of their valiant father; and this shall come to pass ere the pursuer
+ of the flying nymph shall in his swift natural course have twice visited
+ the starry signs. And thou, O most noble and obedient squire that ever
+ bore sword at side, beard on face, or nose to smell with, be not dismayed
+ or grieved to see the flower of knight-errantry carried away thus before
+ thy very eyes; for soon, if it so please the Framer of the universe, thou
+ shalt see thyself exalted to such a height that thou shalt not know
+ thyself, and the promises which thy good master has made thee shall not
+ prove false; and I assure thee, on the authority of the sage Mentironiana,
+ that thy wages shall be paid thee, as thou shalt see in due season. Follow
+ then the footsteps of the valiant enchanted knight, for it is expedient
+ that thou shouldst go to the destination assigned to both of you; and as
+ it is not permitted to me to say more, God be with thee; for I return to
+ that place I wot of;" and as he brought the prophecy to a close he raised
+ his voice to a high pitch, and then lowered it to such a soft tone, that
+ even those who knew it was all a joke were almost inclined to take what
+ they heard seriously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote was comforted by the prophecy he heard, for he at once
+ comprehended its meaning perfectly, and perceived it was promised to him
+ that he should see himself united in holy and lawful matrimony with his
+ beloved Dulcinea del Toboso, from whose blessed womb should proceed the
+ whelps, his sons, to the eternal glory of La Mancha; and being thoroughly
+ and firmly persuaded of this, he lifted up his voice, and with a deep sigh
+ exclaimed, "Oh thou, whoever thou art, who hast foretold me so much good,
+ I implore of thee that on my part thou entreat that sage enchanter who
+ takes charge of my interests, that he leave me not to perish in this
+ captivity in which they are now carrying me away, ere I see fulfilled
+ promises so joyful and incomparable as those which have been now made me;
+ for, let this but come to pass, and I shall glory in the pains of my
+ prison, find comfort in these chains wherewith they bind me, and regard
+ this bed whereon they stretch me, not as a hard battle-field, but as a
+ soft and happy nuptial couch; and touching the consolation of Sancho
+ Panza, my squire, I rely upon his goodness and rectitude that he will not
+ desert me in good or evil fortune; for if, by his ill luck or mine, it may
+ not happen to be in my power to give him the island I have promised, or
+ any equivalent for it, at least his wages shall not be lost; for in my
+ will, which is already made, I have declared the sum that shall be paid to
+ him, measured, not by his many faithful services, but by the means at my
+ disposal."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho bowed his head very respectfully and kissed both his hands, for,
+ being tied together, he could not kiss one; and then the apparitions
+ lifted the cage upon their shoulders and fixed it upon the ox-cart.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c46e" id="c46e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c46e.jpg (56K)" src="images/c46e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c46e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch47" id="ch47"></a>CHAPTER XLVII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS CARRIED AWAY
+ ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c47a" id="c47a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c47a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c47a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c47a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When Don Quixote saw himself caged and hoisted on the cart in this way, he
+ said, "Many grave histories of knights-errant have I read; but never yet
+ have I read, seen, or heard of their carrying off enchanted knights-errant
+ in this fashion, or at the slow pace that these lazy, sluggish animals
+ promise; for they always take them away through the air with marvellous
+ swiftness, enveloped in a dark thick cloud, or on a chariot of fire, or it
+ may be on some hippogriff or other beast of the kind; but to carry me off
+ like this on an ox-cart! By God, it puzzles me! But perhaps the chivalry
+ and enchantments of our day take a different course from that of those in
+ days gone by; and it may be, too, that as I am a new knight in the world,
+ and the first to revive the already forgotten calling of
+ knight-adventurers, they may have newly invented other kinds of
+ enchantments and other modes of carrying off the enchanted. What thinkest
+ thou of the matter, Sancho my son?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c47b" id="c47b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c47b.jpg (357K)" src="images/c47b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c47b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I don't know what to think," answered Sancho, "not being as well read as
+ your worship in errant writings; but for all that I venture to say and
+ swear that these apparitions that are about us are not quite catholic."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Catholic!" said Don Quixote. "Father of me! how can they be Catholic when
+ they are all devils that have taken fantastic shapes to come and do this,
+ and bring me to this condition? And if thou wouldst prove it, touch them,
+ and feel them, and thou wilt find they have only bodies of air, and no
+ consistency except in appearance."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "By God, master," returned Sancho, "I have touched them already; and that
+ devil, that goes about there so busily, has firm flesh, and another
+ property very different from what I have heard say devils have, for by all
+ accounts they all smell of brimstone and other bad smells; but this one
+ smells of amber half a league off." Sancho was here speaking of Don
+ Fernando, who, like a gentleman of his rank, was very likely perfumed as
+ Sancho said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Marvel not at that, Sancho my friend," said Don Quixote; "for let me tell
+ thee devils are crafty; and even if they do carry odours about with them,
+ they themselves have no smell, because they are spirits; or, if they have
+ any smell, they cannot smell of anything sweet, but of something foul and
+ fetid; and the reason is that as they carry hell with them wherever they
+ go, and can get no ease whatever from their torments, and as a sweet smell
+ is a thing that gives pleasure and enjoyment, it is impossible that they
+ can smell sweet; if, then, this devil thou speakest of seems to thee to
+ smell of amber, either thou art deceiving thyself, or he wants to deceive
+ thee by making thee fancy he is not a devil."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such was the conversation that passed between master and man; and Don
+ Fernando and Cardenio, apprehensive of Sancho's making a complete
+ discovery of their scheme, towards which he had already gone some way,
+ resolved to hasten their departure, and calling the landlord aside, they
+ directed him to saddle Rocinante and put the pack-saddle on Sancho's ass,
+ which he did with great alacrity. In the meantime the curate had made an
+ arrangement with the officers that they should bear them company as far as
+ his village, he paying them so much a day. Cardenio hung the buckler on
+ one side of the bow of Rocinante's saddle and the basin on the other, and
+ by signs commanded Sancho to mount his ass and take Rocinante's bridle,
+ and at each side of the cart he placed two officers with their muskets;
+ but before the cart was put in motion, out came the landlady and her
+ daughter and Maritornes to bid Don Quixote farewell, pretending to weep
+ with grief at his misfortune; and to them Don Quixote said:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Weep not, good ladies, for all these mishaps are the lot of those who
+ follow the profession I profess; and if these reverses did not befall me I
+ should not esteem myself a famous knight-errant; for such things never
+ happen to knights of little renown and fame, because nobody in the world
+ thinks about them; to valiant knights they do, for these are envied for
+ their virtue and valour by many princes and other knights who compass the
+ destruction of the worthy by base means. Nevertheless, virtue is of
+ herself so mighty, that, in spite of all the magic that Zoroaster its
+ first inventor knew, she will come victorious out of every trial, and shed
+ her light upon the earth as the sun does upon the heavens. Forgive me,
+ fair ladies, if, through inadvertence, I have in aught offended you; for
+ intentionally and wittingly I have never done so to any; and pray to God
+ that he deliver me from this captivity to which some malevolent enchanter
+ has consigned me; and should I find myself released therefrom, the favours
+ that ye have bestowed upon me in this castle shall be held in memory by
+ me, that I may acknowledge, recognise, and requite them as they deserve."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While this was passing between the ladies of the castle and Don Quixote,
+ the curate and the barber bade farewell to Don Fernando and his
+ companions, to the captain, his brother, and the ladies, now all made
+ happy, and in particular to Dorothea and Luscinda. They all embraced one
+ another, and promised to let each other know how things went with them,
+ and Don Fernando directed the curate where to write to him, to tell him
+ what became of Don Quixote, assuring him that there was nothing that could
+ give him more pleasure than to hear of it, and that he too, on his part,
+ would send him word of everything he thought he would like to know, about
+ his marriage, Zoraida's baptism, Don Luis's affair, and Luscinda's return
+ to her home. The curate promised to comply with his request carefully, and
+ they embraced once more, and renewed their promises.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The landlord approached the curate and handed him some papers, saying he
+ had discovered them in the lining of the valise in which the novel of "The
+ Ill-advised Curiosity" had been found, and that he might take them all
+ away with him as their owner had not since returned; for, as he could not
+ read, he did not want them himself. The curate thanked him, and opening
+ them he saw at the beginning of the manuscript the words, "Novel of
+ Rinconete and Cortadillo," by which he perceived that it was a novel, and
+ as that of "The Ill-advised Curiosity" had been good he concluded this
+ would be so too, as they were both probably by the same author; so he kept
+ it, intending to read it when he had an opportunity. He then mounted and
+ his friend the barber did the same, both masked, so as not to be
+ recognised by Don Quixote, and set out following in the rear of the cart.
+ The order of march was this: first went the cart with the owner leading
+ it; at each side of it marched the officers of the Brotherhood, as has
+ been said, with their muskets; then followed Sancho Panza on his ass,
+ leading Rocinante by the bridle; and behind all came the curate and the
+ barber on their mighty mules, with faces covered, as aforesaid, and a
+ grave and serious air, measuring their pace to suit the slow steps of the
+ oxen. Don Quixote was seated in the cage, with his hands tied and his feet
+ stretched out, leaning against the bars as silent and as patient as if he
+ were a stone statue and not a man of flesh. Thus slowly and silently they
+ made, it might be, two leagues, until they reached a valley which the
+ carter thought a convenient place for resting and feeding his oxen, and he
+ said so to the curate, but the barber was of opinion that they ought to
+ push on a little farther, as at the other side of a hill which appeared
+ close by he knew there was a valley that had more grass and much better
+ than the one where they proposed to halt; and his advice was taken and
+ they continued their journey.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just at that moment the curate, looking back, saw coming on behind them
+ six or seven mounted men, well found and equipped, who soon overtook them,
+ for they were travelling, not at the sluggish, deliberate pace of oxen,
+ but like men who rode canons' mules, and in haste to take their noontide
+ rest as soon as possible at the inn which was in sight not a league off.
+ The quick travellers came up with the slow, and courteous salutations were
+ exchanged; and one of the new comers, who was, in fact, a canon of Toledo
+ and master of the others who accompanied him, observing the regular order
+ of the procession, the cart, the officers, Sancho, Rocinante, the curate
+ and the barber, and above all Don Quixote caged and confined, could not
+ help asking what was the meaning of carrying the man in that fashion;
+ though, from the badges of the officers, he already concluded that he must
+ be some desperate highwayman or other malefactor whose punishment fell
+ within the jurisdiction of the Holy Brotherhood. One of the officers to
+ whom he had put the question, replied, "Let the gentleman himself tell you
+ the meaning of his going this way, senor, for we do not know."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote overheard the conversation and said, "Haply, gentlemen, you
+ are versed and learned in matters of errant chivalry? Because if you are I
+ will tell you my misfortunes; if not, there is no good in my giving myself
+ the trouble of relating them;" but here the curate and the barber, seeing
+ that the travellers were engaged in conversation with Don Quixote, came
+ forward, in order to answer in such a way as to save their stratagem from
+ being discovered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The canon, replying to Don Quixote, said, "In truth, brother, I know more
+ about books of chivalry than I do about Villalpando's elements of logic;
+ so if that be all, you may safely tell me what you please."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In God's name, then, senor," replied Don Quixote; "if that be so, I would
+ have you know that I am held enchanted in this cage by the envy and fraud
+ of wicked enchanters; for virtue is more persecuted by the wicked than
+ loved by the good. I am a knight-errant, and not one of those whose names
+ Fame has never thought of immortalising in her record, but of those who,
+ in defiance and in spite of envy itself, and all the magicians that
+ Persia, or Brahmans that India, or Gymnosophists that Ethiopia ever
+ produced, will place their names in the temple of immortality, to serve as
+ examples and patterns for ages to come, whereby knights-errant may see the
+ footsteps in which they must tread if they would attain the summit and
+ crowning point of honour in arms."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What Senor Don Quixote of La Mancha says," observed the curate, "is the
+ truth; for he goes enchanted in this cart, not from any fault or sins of
+ his, but because of the malevolence of those to whom virtue is odious and
+ valour hateful. This, senor, is the Knight of the Rueful Countenance, if
+ you have ever heard him named, whose valiant achievements and mighty deeds
+ shall be written on lasting brass and imperishable marble, notwithstanding
+ all the efforts of envy to obscure them and malice to hide them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the canon heard both the prisoner and the man who was at liberty talk
+ in such a strain he was ready to cross himself in his astonishment, and
+ could not make out what had befallen him; and all his attendants were in
+ the same state of amazement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At this point Sancho Panza, who had drawn near to hear the conversation,
+ said, in order to make everything plain, "Well, sirs, you may like or
+ dislike what I am going to say, but the fact of the matter is, my master,
+ Don Quixote, is just as much enchanted as my mother. He is in his full
+ senses, he eats and he drinks, and he has his calls like other men and as
+ he had yesterday, before they caged him. And if that's the case, what do
+ they mean by wanting me to believe that he is enchanted? For I have heard
+ many a one say that enchanted people neither eat, nor sleep, nor talk; and
+ my master, if you don't stop him, will talk more than thirty lawyers."
+ Then turning to the curate he exclaimed, "Ah, senor curate, senor curate!
+ do you think I don't know you? Do you think I don't guess and see the
+ drift of these new enchantments? Well then, I can tell you I know you, for
+ all your face is covered, and I can tell you I am up to you, however you
+ may hide your tricks. After all, where envy reigns virtue cannot live, and
+ where there is niggardliness there can be no liberality. Ill betide the
+ devil! if it had not been for your worship my master would be married to
+ the Princess Micomicona this minute, and I should be a count at least; for
+ no less was to be expected, as well from the goodness of my master, him of
+ the Rueful Countenance, as from the greatness of my services. But I see
+ now how true it is what they say in these parts, that the wheel of fortune
+ turns faster than a mill-wheel, and that those who were up yesterday are
+ down to-day. I am sorry for my wife and children, for when they might
+ fairly and reasonably expect to see their father return to them a governor
+ or viceroy of some island or kingdom, they will see him come back a
+ horse-boy. I have said all this, senor curate, only to urge your paternity
+ to lay to your conscience your ill-treatment of my master; and have a care
+ that God does not call you to account in another life for making a
+ prisoner of him in this way, and charge against you all the succours and
+ good deeds that my lord Don Quixote leaves undone while he is shut up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Trim those lamps there!" exclaimed the barber at this; "so you are of the
+ same fraternity as your master, too, Sancho? By God, I begin to see that
+ you will have to keep him company in the cage, and be enchanted like him
+ for having caught some of his humour and chivalry. It was an evil hour
+ when you let yourself be got with child by his promises, and that island
+ you long so much for found its way into your head."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am not with child by anyone," returned Sancho, "nor am I a man to let
+ myself be got with child, if it was by the King himself. Though I am poor
+ I am an old Christian, and I owe nothing to nobody, and if I long for an
+ island, other people long for worse. Each of us is the son of his own
+ works; and being a man I may come to be pope, not to say governor of an
+ island, especially as my master may win so many that he will not know whom
+ to give them to. Mind how you talk, master barber; for shaving is not
+ everything, and there is some difference between Peter and Peter. I say
+ this because we all know one another, and it will not do to throw false
+ dice with me; and as to the enchantment of my master, God knows the truth;
+ leave it as it is; it only makes it worse to stir it."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The barber did not care to answer Sancho lest by his plain speaking he
+ should disclose what the curate and he himself were trying so hard to
+ conceal; and under the same apprehension the curate had asked the canon to
+ ride on a little in advance, so that he might tell him the mystery of this
+ man in the cage, and other things that would amuse him. The canon agreed,
+ and going on ahead with his servants, listened with attention to the
+ account of the character, life, madness, and ways of Don Quixote, given
+ him by the curate, who described to him briefly the beginning and origin
+ of his craze, and told him the whole story of his adventures up to his
+ being confined in the cage, together with the plan they had of taking him
+ home to try if by any means they could discover a cure for his madness.
+ The canon and his servants were surprised anew when they heard Don
+ Quixote's strange story, and when it was finished he said, "To tell the
+ truth, senor curate, I for my part consider what they call books of
+ chivalry to be mischievous to the State; and though, led by idle and false
+ taste, I have read the beginnings of almost all that have been printed, I
+ never could manage to read any one of them from beginning to end; for it
+ seems to me they are all more or less the same thing; and one has nothing
+ more in it than another; this no more than that. And in my opinion this
+ sort of writing and composition is of the same species as the fables they
+ call the Milesian, nonsensical tales that aim solely at giving amusement
+ and not instruction, exactly the opposite of the apologue fables which
+ amuse and instruct at the same time. And though it may be the chief object
+ of such books to amuse, I do not know how they can succeed, when they are
+ so full of such monstrous nonsense. For the enjoyment the mind feels must
+ come from the beauty and harmony which it perceives or contemplates in the
+ things that the eye or the imagination brings before it; and nothing that
+ has any ugliness or disproportion about it can give any pleasure. What
+ beauty, then, or what proportion of the parts to the whole, or of the
+ whole to the parts, can there be in a book or fable where a lad of sixteen
+ cuts down a giant as tall as a tower and makes two halves of him as if he
+ was an almond cake? And when they want to give us a picture of a battle,
+ after having told us that there are a million of combatants on the side of
+ the enemy, let the hero of the book be opposed to them, and we have
+ perforce to believe, whether we like it or not, that the said knight wins
+ the victory by the single might of his strong arm. And then, what shall we
+ say of the facility with which a born queen or empress will give herself
+ over into the arms of some unknown wandering knight? What mind, that is
+ not wholly barbarous and uncultured, can find pleasure in reading of how a
+ great tower full of knights sails away across the sea like a ship with a
+ fair wind, and will be to-night in Lombardy and to-morrow morning in the
+ land of Prester John of the Indies, or some other that Ptolemy never
+ described nor Marco Polo saw? And if, in answer to this, I am told that
+ the authors of books of the kind write them as fiction, and therefore are
+ not bound to regard niceties of truth, I would reply that fiction is all
+ the better the more it looks like truth, and gives the more pleasure the
+ more probability and possibility there is about it. Plots in fiction
+ should be wedded to the understanding of the reader, and be constructed in
+ such a way that, reconciling impossibilities, smoothing over difficulties,
+ keeping the mind on the alert, they may surprise, interest, divert, and
+ entertain, so that wonder and delight joined may keep pace one with the
+ other; all which he will fail to effect who shuns verisimilitude and truth
+ to nature, wherein lies the perfection of writing. I have never yet seen
+ any book of chivalry that puts together a connected plot complete in all
+ its numbers, so that the middle agrees with the beginning, and the end
+ with the beginning and middle; on the contrary, they construct them with
+ such a multitude of members that it seems as though they meant to produce
+ a chimera or monster rather than a well-proportioned figure. And besides
+ all this they are harsh in their style, incredible in their achievements,
+ licentious in their amours, uncouth in their courtly speeches, prolix in
+ their battles, silly in their arguments, absurd in their travels, and, in
+ short, wanting in everything like intelligent art; for which reason they
+ deserve to be banished from the Christian commonwealth as a worthless
+ breed."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c47c" id="c47c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c47c.jpg (300K)" src="images/c47c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c47c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The curate listened to him attentively and felt that he was a man of sound
+ understanding, and that there was good reason in what he said; so he told
+ him that, being of the same opinion himself, and bearing a grudge to books
+ of chivalry, he had burned all Don Quixote's, which were many; and gave
+ him an account of the scrutiny he had made of them, and of those he had
+ condemned to the flames and those he had spared, with which the canon was
+ not a little amused, adding that though he had said so much in
+ condemnation of these books, still he found one good thing in them, and
+ that was the opportunity they afforded to a gifted intellect for
+ displaying itself; for they presented a wide and spacious field over which
+ the pen might range freely, describing shipwrecks, tempests, combats,
+ battles, portraying a valiant captain with all the qualifications
+ requisite to make one, showing him sagacious in foreseeing the wiles of
+ the enemy, eloquent in speech to encourage or restrain his soldiers, ripe
+ in counsel, rapid in resolve, as bold in biding his time as in pressing
+ the attack; now picturing some sad tragic incident, now some joyful and
+ unexpected event; here a beauteous lady, virtuous, wise, and modest; there
+ a Christian knight, brave and gentle; here a lawless, barbarous braggart;
+ there a courteous prince, gallant and gracious; setting forth the devotion
+ and loyalty of vassals, the greatness and generosity of nobles. "Or
+ again," said he, "the author may show himself to be an astronomer, or a
+ skilled cosmographer, or musician, or one versed in affairs of state, and
+ sometimes he will have a chance of coming forward as a magician if he
+ likes. He can set forth the craftiness of Ulysses, the piety of AEneas,
+ the valour of Achilles, the misfortunes of Hector, the treachery of Sinon,
+ the friendship of Euryalus, the generosity of Alexander, the boldness of
+ Caesar, the clemency and truth of Trajan, the fidelity of Zopyrus, the
+ wisdom of Cato, and in short all the faculties that serve to make an
+ illustrious man perfect, now uniting them in one individual, again
+ distributing them among many; and if this be done with charm of style and
+ ingenious invention, aiming at the truth as much as possible, he will
+ assuredly weave a web of bright and varied threads that, when finished,
+ will display such perfection and beauty that it will attain the worthiest
+ object any writing can seek, which, as I said before, is to give
+ instruction and pleasure combined; for the unrestricted range of these
+ books enables the author to show his powers, epic, lyric, tragic, or
+ comic, and all the moods the sweet and winning arts of poesy and oratory
+ are capable of; for the epic may be written in prose just as well as in
+ verse."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c47e" id="c47e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c47e.jpg (67K)" src="images/c47e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c47e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch48" id="ch48"></a>CHAPTER XLVIII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, WITH
+ OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF HIS WIT
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c48a" id="c48a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c48a.jpg (80K)" src="images/c48a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c48a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is as you say, senor canon," said the curate; "and for that reason
+ those who have hitherto written books of the sort deserve all the more
+ censure for writing without paying any attention to good taste or the
+ rules of art, by which they might guide themselves and become as famous in
+ prose as the two princes of Greek and Latin poetry are in verse."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I myself, at any rate," said the canon, "was once tempted to write a book
+ of chivalry in which all the points I have mentioned were to be observed;
+ and if I must own the truth I have more than a hundred sheets written; and
+ to try if it came up to my own opinion of it, I showed them to persons who
+ were fond of this kind of reading, to learned and intelligent men as well
+ as to ignorant people who cared for nothing but the pleasure of listening
+ to nonsense, and from all I obtained flattering approval; nevertheless I
+ proceeded no farther with it, as well because it seemed to me an
+ occupation inconsistent with my profession, as because I perceived that
+ the fools are more numerous than the wise; and, though it is better to be
+ praised by the wise few than applauded by the foolish many, I have no mind
+ to submit myself to the stupid judgment of the silly public, to whom the
+ reading of such books falls for the most part.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But what most of all made me hold my hand and even abandon all idea of
+ finishing it was an argument I put to myself taken from the plays that are
+ acted now-a-days, which was in this wise: if those that are now in vogue,
+ as well those that are pure invention as those founded on history, are,
+ all or most of them, downright nonsense and things that have neither head
+ nor tail, and yet the public listens to them with delight, and regards and
+ cries them up as perfection when they are so far from it; and if the
+ authors who write them, and the players who act them, say that this is
+ what they must be, for the public wants this and will have nothing else;
+ and that those that go by rule and work out a plot according to the laws
+ of art will only find some half-dozen intelligent people to understand
+ them, while all the rest remain blind to the merit of their composition;
+ and that for themselves it is better to get bread from the many than
+ praise from the few; then my book will fare the same way, after I have
+ burnt off my eyebrows in trying to observe the principles I have spoken
+ of, and I shall be 'the tailor of the corner.' And though I have sometimes
+ endeavoured to convince actors that they are mistaken in this notion they
+ have adopted, and that they would attract more people, and get more
+ credit, by producing plays in accordance with the rules of art, than by
+ absurd ones, they are so thoroughly wedded to their own opinion that no
+ argument or evidence can wean them from it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I remember saying one day to one of these obstinate fellows, 'Tell me, do
+ you not recollect that a few years ago, there were three tragedies acted
+ in Spain, written by a famous poet of these kingdoms, which were such that
+ they filled all who heard them with admiration, delight, and interest, the
+ ignorant as well as the wise, the masses as well as the higher orders, and
+ brought in more money to the performers, these three alone, than thirty of
+ the best that have been since produced?'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'No doubt,' replied the actor in question, 'you mean the "Isabella," the
+ "Phyllis," and the "Alexandra."'
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "'Those are the ones I mean,' said I; 'and see if they did not observe the
+ principles of art, and if, by observing them, they failed to show their
+ superiority and please all the world; so that the fault does not lie with
+ the public that insists upon nonsense, but with those who don't know how
+ to produce something else. "The Ingratitude Revenged" was not nonsense,
+ nor was there any in "The Numantia," nor any to be found in "The Merchant
+ Lover," nor yet in "The Friendly Fair Foe," nor in some others that have
+ been written by certain gifted poets, to their own fame and renown, and to
+ the profit of those that brought them out;' some further remarks I added
+ to these, with which, I think, I left him rather dumbfoundered, but not so
+ satisfied or convinced that I could disabuse him of his error."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You have touched upon a subject, senor canon," observed the curate here,
+ "that has awakened an old enmity I have against the plays in vogue at the
+ present day, quite as strong as that which I bear to the books of
+ chivalry; for while the drama, according to Tully, should be the mirror of
+ human life, the model of manners, and the image of the truth, those which
+ are presented now-a-days are mirrors of nonsense, models of folly, and
+ images of lewdness. For what greater nonsense can there be in connection
+ with what we are now discussing than for an infant to appear in swaddling
+ clothes in the first scene of the first act, and in the second a grown-up
+ bearded man? Or what greater absurdity can there be than putting before us
+ an old man as a swashbuckler, a young man as a poltroon, a lackey using
+ fine language, a page giving sage advice, a king plying as a porter, a
+ princess who is a kitchen-maid? And then what shall I say of their
+ attention to the time in which the action they represent may or can take
+ place, save that I have seen a play where the first act began in Europe,
+ the second in Asia, the third finished in Africa, and no doubt, had it
+ been in four acts, the fourth would have ended in America, and so it would
+ have been laid in all four quarters of the globe? And if truth to life is
+ the main thing the drama should keep in view, how is it possible for any
+ average understanding to be satisfied when the action is supposed to pass
+ in the time of King Pepin or Charlemagne, and the principal personage in
+ it they represent to be the Emperor Heraclius who entered Jerusalem with
+ the cross and won the Holy Sepulchre, like Godfrey of Bouillon, there
+ being years innumerable between the one and the other? or, if the play is
+ based on fiction and historical facts are introduced, or bits of what
+ occurred to different people and at different times mixed up with it, all,
+ not only without any semblance of probability, but with obvious errors
+ that from every point of view are inexcusable? And the worst of it is,
+ there are ignorant people who say that this is perfection, and that
+ anything beyond this is affected refinement. And then if we turn to sacred
+ dramas--what miracles they invent in them! What apocryphal, ill-devised
+ incidents, attributing to one saint the miracles of another! And even in
+ secular plays they venture to introduce miracles without any reason or
+ object except that they think some such miracle, or transformation as they
+ call it, will come in well to astonish stupid people and draw them to the
+ play. All this tends to the prejudice of the truth and the corruption of
+ history, nay more, to the reproach of the wits of Spain; for foreigners
+ who scrupulously observe the laws of the drama look upon us as barbarous
+ and ignorant, when they see the absurdity and nonsense of the plays we
+ produce. Nor will it be a sufficient excuse to say that the chief object
+ well-ordered governments have in view when they permit plays to be
+ performed in public is to entertain the people with some harmless
+ amusement occasionally, and keep it from those evil humours which idleness
+ is apt to engender; and that, as this may be attained by any sort of play,
+ good or bad, there is no need to lay down laws, or bind those who write or
+ act them to make them as they ought to be made, since, as I say, the
+ object sought for may be secured by any sort. To this I would reply that
+ the same end would be, beyond all comparison, better attained by means of
+ good plays than by those that are not so; for after listening to an
+ artistic and properly constructed play, the hearer will come away
+ enlivened by the jests, instructed by the serious parts, full of
+ admiration at the incidents, his wits sharpened by the arguments, warned
+ by the tricks, all the wiser for the examples, inflamed against vice, and
+ in love with virtue; for in all these ways a good play will stimulate the
+ mind of the hearer be he ever so boorish or dull; and of all
+ impossibilities the greatest is that a play endowed with all these
+ qualities will not entertain, satisfy, and please much more than one
+ wanting in them, like the greater number of those which are commonly acted
+ now-a-days. Nor are the poets who write them to be blamed for this; for
+ some there are among them who are perfectly well aware of their faults,
+ and know what they ought to do; but as plays have become a salable
+ commodity, they say, and with truth, that the actors will not buy them
+ unless they are after this fashion; and so the poet tries to adapt himself
+ to the requirements of the actor who is to pay him for his work. And that
+ this is the truth may be seen by the countless plays that a most fertile
+ wit of these kingdoms has written, with so much brilliancy, so much grace
+ and gaiety, such polished versification, such choice language, such
+ profound reflections, and in a word, so rich in eloquence and elevation of
+ style, that he has filled the world with his fame; and yet, in consequence
+ of his desire to suit the taste of the actors, they have not all, as some
+ of them have, come as near perfection as they ought. Others write plays
+ with such heedlessness that, after they have been acted, the actors have
+ to fly and abscond, afraid of being punished, as they often have been, for
+ having acted something offensive to some king or other, or insulting to
+ some noble family. All which evils, and many more that I say nothing of,
+ would be removed if there were some intelligent and sensible person at the
+ capital to examine all plays before they were acted, not only those
+ produced in the capital itself, but all that were intended to be acted in
+ Spain; without whose approval, seal, and signature, no local magistracy
+ should allow any play to be acted. In that case actors would take care to
+ send their plays to the capital, and could act them in safety, and those
+ who write them would be more careful and take more pains with their work,
+ standing in awe of having to submit it to the strict examination of one
+ who understood the matter; and so good plays would be produced and the
+ objects they aim at happily attained; as well the amusement of the people,
+ as the credit of the wits of Spain, the interest and safety of the actors,
+ and the saving of trouble in inflicting punishment on them. And if the
+ same or some other person were authorised to examine the newly written
+ books of chivalry, no doubt some would appear with all the perfections you
+ have described, enriching our language with the gracious and precious
+ treasure of eloquence, and driving the old books into obscurity before the
+ light of the new ones that would come out for the harmless entertainment,
+ not merely of the idle but of the very busiest; for the bow cannot be
+ always bent, nor can weak human nature exist without some lawful
+ amusement."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The canon and the curate had proceeded thus far with their conversation,
+ when the barber, coming forward, joined them, and said to the curate,
+ "This is the spot, senor licentiate, that I said was a good one for fresh
+ and plentiful pasture for the oxen, while we take our noontide rest."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And so it seems," returned the curate, and he told the canon what he
+ proposed to do, on which he too made up his mind to halt with them,
+ attracted by the aspect of the fair valley that lay before their eyes; and
+ to enjoy it as well as the conversation of the curate, to whom he had
+ begun to take a fancy, and also to learn more particulars about the doings
+ of Don Quixote, he desired some of his servants to go on to the inn, which
+ was not far distant, and fetch from it what eatables there might be for
+ the whole party, as he meant to rest for the afternoon where he was; to
+ which one of his servants replied that the sumpter mule, which by this
+ time ought to have reached the inn, carried provisions enough to make it
+ unnecessary to get anything from the inn except barley.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "In that case," said the canon, "take all the beasts there, and bring the
+ sumpter mule back."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While this was going on, Sancho, perceiving that he could speak to his
+ master without having the curate and the barber, of whom he had his
+ suspicions, present all the time, approached the cage in which Don Quixote
+ was placed, and said, "Senor, to ease my conscience I want to tell you the
+ state of the case as to your enchantment, and that is that these two here,
+ with their faces covered, are the curate of our village and the barber;
+ and I suspect they have hit upon this plan of carrying you off in this
+ fashion, out of pure envy because your worship surpasses them in doing
+ famous deeds; and if this be the truth it follows that you are not
+ enchanted, but hoodwinked and made a fool of. And to prove this I want to
+ ask you one thing; and if you answer me as I believe you will answer, you
+ will be able to lay your finger on the trick, and you will see that you
+ are not enchanted but gone wrong in your wits."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ask what thou wilt, Sancho my son," returned Don Quixote, "for I will
+ satisfy thee and answer all thou requirest. As to what thou sayest, that
+ these who accompany us yonder are the curate and the barber, our
+ neighbours and acquaintances, it is very possible that they may seem to be
+ those same persons; but that they are so in reality and in fact, believe
+ it not on any account; what thou art to believe and think is that, if they
+ look like them, as thou sayest, it must be that those who have enchanted
+ me have taken this shape and likeness; for it is easy for enchanters to
+ take any form they please, and they may have taken those of our friends in
+ order to make thee think as thou dost, and lead thee into a labyrinth of
+ fancies from which thou wilt find no escape though thou hadst the cord of
+ Theseus; and they may also have done it to make me uncertain in my mind,
+ and unable to conjecture whence this evil comes to me; for if on the one
+ hand thou dost tell me that the barber and curate of our village are here
+ in company with us, and on the other I find myself shut up in a cage, and
+ know in my heart that no power on earth that was not supernatural would
+ have been able to shut me in, what wouldst thou have me say or think, but
+ that my enchantment is of a sort that transcends all I have ever read of
+ in all the histories that deal with knights-errant that have been
+ enchanted? So thou mayest set thy mind at rest as to the idea that they
+ are what thou sayest, for they are as much so as I am a Turk. But touching
+ thy desire to ask me something, say on, and I will answer thee, though
+ thou shouldst ask questions from this till to-morrow morning."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "May Our Lady be good to me!" said Sancho, lifting up his voice; "and is
+ it possible that your worship is so thick of skull and so short of brains
+ that you cannot see that what I say is the simple truth, and that malice
+ has more to do with your imprisonment and misfortune than enchantment? But
+ as it is so, I will prove plainly to you that you are not enchanted. Now
+ tell me, so may God deliver you from this affliction, and so may you find
+ yourself when you least expect it in the arms of my lady Dulcinea-"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Leave off conjuring me," said Don Quixote, "and ask what thou wouldst
+ know; I have already told thee I will answer with all possible precision."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is what I want," said Sancho; "and what I would know, and have you
+ tell me, without adding or leaving out anything, but telling the whole
+ truth as one expects it to be told, and as it is told, by all who profess
+ arms, as your worship professes them, under the title of knights-errant-"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I tell thee I will not lie in any particular," said Don Quixote; "finish
+ thy question; for in truth thou weariest me with all these asseverations,
+ requirements, and precautions, Sancho."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well, I rely on the goodness and truth of my master," said Sancho; "and
+ so, because it bears upon what we are talking about, I would ask, speaking
+ with all reverence, whether since your worship has been shut up and, as
+ you think, enchanted in this cage, you have felt any desire or inclination
+ to go anywhere, as the saying is?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I do not understand 'going anywhere,'" said Don Quixote; "explain thyself
+ more clearly, Sancho, if thou wouldst have me give an answer to the
+ point."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Is it possible," said Sancho, "that your worship does not understand
+ 'going anywhere'? Why, the schoolboys know that from the time they were
+ babes. Well then, you must know I mean have you had any desire to do what
+ cannot be avoided?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Ah! now I understand thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "yes, often, and
+ even this minute; get me out of this strait, or all will not go right."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c48e" id="c48e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c48e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c48e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch49" id="ch49"></a>CHAPTER XLIX.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH TREATS OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS
+ MASTER DON QUIXOTE
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c49a" id="c49a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c49a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c49a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c49a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Aha, I have caught you," said Sancho; "this is what in my heart and soul
+ I was longing to know. Come now, senor, can you deny what is commonly said
+ around us, when a person is out of humour, 'I don't know what ails
+ so-and-so, that he neither eats, nor drinks, nor sleeps, nor gives a
+ proper answer to any question; one would think he was enchanted'? From
+ which it is to be gathered that those who do not eat, or drink, or sleep,
+ or do any of the natural acts I am speaking of--that such persons are
+ enchanted; but not those that have the desire your worship has, and drink
+ when drink is given them, and eat when there is anything to eat, and
+ answer every question that is asked them."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What thou sayest is true, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "but I have
+ already told thee there are many sorts of enchantments, and it may be that
+ in the course of time they have been changed one for another, and that now
+ it may be the way with enchanted people to do all that I do, though they
+ did not do so before; so it is vain to argue or draw inferences against
+ the usage of the time. I know and feel that I am enchanted, and that is
+ enough to ease my conscience; for it would weigh heavily on it if I
+ thought that I was not enchanted, and that in a faint-hearted and cowardly
+ way I allowed myself to lie in this cage, defrauding multitudes of the
+ succour I might afford to those in need and distress, who at this very
+ moment may be in sore want of my aid and protection."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Still for all that," replied Sancho, "I say that, for your greater and
+ fuller satisfaction, it would be well if your worship were to try to get
+ out of this prison (and I promise to do all in my power to help, and even
+ to take you out of it), and see if you could once more mount your good
+ Rocinante, who seems to be enchanted too, he is so melancholy and
+ dejected; and then we might try our chance in looking for adventures
+ again; and if we have no luck there will be time enough to go back to the
+ cage; in which, on the faith of a good and loyal squire, I promise to shut
+ myself up along with your worship, if so be you are so unfortunate, or I
+ so stupid, as not to be able to carry out my plan."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am content to do as thou sayest, brother Sancho," said Don Quixote,
+ "and when thou seest an opportunity for effecting my release I will obey
+ thee absolutely; but thou wilt see, Sancho, how mistaken thou art in thy
+ conception of my misfortune."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The knight-errant and the ill-errant squire kept up their conversation
+ till they reached the place where the curate, the canon, and the barber,
+ who had already dismounted, were waiting for them. The carter at once
+ unyoked the oxen and left them to roam at large about the pleasant green
+ spot, the freshness of which seemed to invite, not enchanted people like
+ Don Quixote, but wide-awake, sensible folk like his squire, who begged the
+ curate to allow his master to leave the cage for a little; for if they did
+ not let him out, the prison might not be as clean as the propriety of such
+ a gentleman as his master required. The curate understood him, and said he
+ would very gladly comply with his request, only that he feared his master,
+ finding himself at liberty, would take to his old courses and make off
+ where nobody could ever find him again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will answer for his not running away," said Sancho.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "And I also," said the canon, "especially if he gives me his word as a
+ knight not to leave us without our consent."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote, who was listening to all this, said, "I give it;--moreover
+ one who is enchanted as I am cannot do as he likes with himself; for he
+ who had enchanted him could prevent his moving from one place for three
+ ages, and if he attempted to escape would bring him back flying."--And
+ that being so, they might as well release him, particularly as it would be
+ to the advantage of all; for, if they did not let him out, he protested he
+ would be unable to avoid offending their nostrils unless they kept their
+ distance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The canon took his hand, tied together as they both were, and on his word
+ and promise they unbound him, and rejoiced beyond measure he was to find
+ himself out of the cage. The first thing he did was to stretch himself all
+ over, and then he went to where Rocinante was standing and giving him a
+ couple of slaps on the haunches said, "I still trust in God and in his
+ blessed mother, O flower and mirror of steeds, that we shall soon see
+ ourselves, both of us, as we wish to be, thou with thy master on thy back,
+ and I mounted upon thee, following the calling for which God sent me into
+ the world." And so saying, accompanied by Sancho, he withdrew to a retired
+ spot, from which he came back much relieved and more eager than ever to
+ put his squire's scheme into execution.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The canon gazed at him, wondering at the extraordinary nature of his
+ madness, and that in all his remarks and replies he should show such
+ excellent sense, and only lose his stirrups, as has been already said,
+ when the subject of chivalry was broached. And so, moved by compassion, he
+ said to him, as they all sat on the green grass awaiting the arrival of
+ the provisions:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Is it possible, gentle sir, that the nauseous and idle reading of books
+ of chivalry can have had such an effect on your worship as to upset your
+ reason so that you fancy yourself enchanted, and the like, all as far from
+ the truth as falsehood itself is? How can there be any human understanding
+ that can persuade itself there ever was all that infinity of Amadises in
+ the world, or all that multitude of famous knights, all those emperors of
+ Trebizond, all those Felixmartes of Hircania, all those palfreys, and
+ damsels-errant, and serpents, and monsters, and giants, and marvellous
+ adventures, and enchantments of every kind, and battles, and prodigious
+ encounters, splendid costumes, love-sick princesses, squires made counts,
+ droll dwarfs, love letters, billings and cooings, swashbuckler women, and,
+ in a word, all that nonsense the books of chivalry contain? For myself, I
+ can only say that when I read them, so long as I do not stop to think that
+ they are all lies and frivolity, they give me a certain amount of
+ pleasure; but when I come to consider what they are, I fling the very best
+ of them at the wall, and would fling it into the fire if there were one at
+ hand, as richly deserving such punishment as cheats and impostors out of
+ the range of ordinary toleration, and as founders of new sects and modes
+ of life, and teachers that lead the ignorant public to believe and accept
+ as truth all the folly they contain. And such is their audacity, they even
+ dare to unsettle the wits of gentlemen of birth and intelligence, as is
+ shown plainly by the way they have served your worship, when they have
+ brought you to such a pass that you have to be shut up in a cage and
+ carried on an ox-cart as one would carry a lion or a tiger from place to
+ place to make money by showing it. Come, Senor Don Quixote, have some
+ compassion for yourself, return to the bosom of common sense, and make use
+ of the liberal share of it that heaven has been pleased to bestow upon
+ you, employing your abundant gifts of mind in some other reading that may
+ serve to benefit your conscience and add to your honour. And if, still led
+ away by your natural bent, you desire to read books of achievements and of
+ chivalry, read the Book of Judges in the Holy Scriptures, for there you
+ will find grand reality, and deeds as true as they are heroic. Lusitania
+ had a Viriatus, Rome a Caesar, Carthage a Hannibal, Greece an Alexander,
+ Castile a Count Fernan Gonzalez, Valencia a Cid, Andalusia a Gonzalo
+ Fernandez, Estremadura a Diego Garcia de Paredes, Jerez a Garci Perez de
+ Vargas, Toledo a Garcilaso, Seville a Don Manuel de Leon, to read of whose
+ valiant deeds will entertain and instruct the loftiest minds and fill them
+ with delight and wonder. Here, Senor Don Quixote, will be reading worthy
+ of your sound understanding; from which you will rise learned in history,
+ in love with virtue, strengthened in goodness, improved in manners, brave
+ without rashness, prudent without cowardice; and all to the honour of God,
+ your own advantage and the glory of La Mancha, whence, I am informed, your
+ worship derives your birth."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Don Quixote listened with the greatest attention to the canon's words, and
+ when he found he had finished, after regarding him for some time, he
+ replied to him:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It appears to me, gentle sir, that your worship's discourse is intended
+ to persuade me that there never were any knights-errant in the world, and
+ that all the books of chivalry are false, lying, mischievous and useless
+ to the State, and that I have done wrong in reading them, and worse in
+ believing them, and still worse in imitating them, when I undertook to
+ follow the arduous calling of knight-errantry which they set forth; for
+ you deny that there ever were Amadises of Gaul or of Greece, or any other
+ of the knights of whom the books are full."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is all exactly as you state it," said the canon; to which Don Quixote
+ returned, "You also went on to say that books of this kind had done me
+ much harm, inasmuch as they had upset my senses, and shut me up in a cage,
+ and that it would be better for me to reform and change my studies, and
+ read other truer books which would afford more pleasure and instruction."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Just so," said the canon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Well then," returned Don Quixote, "to my mind it is you who are the one
+ that is out of his wits and enchanted, as you have ventured to utter such
+ blasphemies against a thing so universally acknowledged and accepted as
+ true that whoever denies it, as you do, deserves the same punishment which
+ you say you inflict on the books that irritate you when you read them. For
+ to try to persuade anybody that Amadis, and all the other
+ knights-adventurers with whom the books are filled, never existed, would
+ be like trying to persuade him that the sun does not yield light, or ice
+ cold, or earth nourishment. What wit in the world can persuade another
+ that the story of the Princess Floripes and Guy of Burgundy is not true,
+ or that of Fierabras and the bridge of Mantible, which happened in the
+ time of Charlemagne? For by all that is good it is as true as that it is
+ daylight now; and if it be a lie, it must be a lie too that there was a
+ Hector, or Achilles, or Trojan war, or Twelve Peers of France, or Arthur
+ of England, who still lives changed into a raven, and is unceasingly
+ looked for in his kingdom. One might just as well try to make out that the
+ history of Guarino Mezquino, or of the quest of the Holy Grail, is false,
+ or that the loves of Tristram and the Queen Yseult are apocryphal, as well
+ as those of Guinevere and Lancelot, when there are persons who can almost
+ remember having seen the Dame Quintanona, who was the best cupbearer in
+ Great Britain. And so true is this, that I recollect a grandmother of mine
+ on the father's side, whenever she saw any dame in a venerable hood, used
+ to say to me, 'Grandson, that one is like Dame Quintanona,' from which I
+ conclude that she must have known her, or at least had managed to see some
+ portrait of her. Then who can deny that the story of Pierres and the fair
+ Magalona is true, when even to this day may be seen in the king's armoury
+ the pin with which the valiant Pierres guided the wooden horse he rode
+ through the air, and it is a trifle bigger than the pole of a cart? And
+ alongside of the pin is Babieca's saddle, and at Roncesvalles there is
+ Roland's horn, as large as a large beam; whence we may infer that there
+ were Twelve Peers, and a Pierres, and a Cid, and other knights like them,
+ of the sort people commonly call adventurers. Or perhaps I shall be told,
+ too, that there was no such knight-errant as the valiant Lusitanian Juan
+ de Merlo, who went to Burgundy and in the city of Arras fought with the
+ famous lord of Charny, Mosen Pierres by name, and afterwards in the city
+ of Basle with Mosen Enrique de Remesten, coming out of both encounters
+ covered with fame and honour; or adventures and challenges achieved and
+ delivered, also in Burgundy, by the valiant Spaniards Pedro Barba and
+ Gutierre Quixada (of whose family I come in the direct male line), when
+ they vanquished the sons of the Count of San Polo. I shall be told, too,
+ that Don Fernando de Guevara did not go in quest of adventures to Germany,
+ where he engaged in combat with Micer George, a knight of the house of the
+ Duke of Austria. I shall be told that the jousts of Suero de Quinones, him
+ of the 'Paso,' and the emprise of Mosen Luis de Falces against the
+ Castilian knight, Don Gonzalo de Guzman, were mere mockeries; as well as
+ many other achievements of Christian knights of these and foreign realms,
+ which are so authentic and true, that, I repeat, he who denies them must
+ be totally wanting in reason and good sense."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The canon was amazed to hear the medley of truth and fiction Don Quixote
+ uttered, and to see how well acquainted he was with everything relating or
+ belonging to the achievements of his knight-errantry; so he said in reply:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I cannot deny, Senor Don Quixote, that there is some truth in what you
+ say, especially as regards the Spanish knights-errant; and I am willing to
+ grant too that the Twelve Peers of France existed, but I am not disposed
+ to believe that they did all the things that the Archbishop Turpin relates
+ of them. For the truth of the matter is they were knights chosen by the
+ kings of France, and called 'Peers' because they were all equal in worth,
+ rank and prowess (at least if they were not they ought to have been), and
+ it was a kind of religious order like those of Santiago and Calatrava in
+ the present day, in which it is assumed that those who take it are valiant
+ knights of distinction and good birth; and just as we say now a Knight of
+ St. John, or of Alcantara, they used to say then a Knight of the Twelve
+ Peers, because twelve equals were chosen for that military order. That
+ there was a Cid, as well as a Bernardo del Carpio, there can be no doubt;
+ but that they did the deeds people say they did, I hold to be very
+ doubtful. In that other matter of the pin of Count Pierres that you speak
+ of, and say is near Babieca's saddle in the Armoury, I confess my sin; for
+ I am either so stupid or so short-sighted, that, though I have seen the
+ saddle, I have never been able to see the pin, in spite of it being as big
+ as your worship says it is."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "For all that it is there, without any manner of doubt," said Don Quixote;
+ "and more by token they say it is inclosed in a sheath of cowhide to keep
+ it from rusting."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "All that may be," replied the canon; "but, by the orders I have received,
+ I do not remember seeing it. However, granting it is there, that is no
+ reason why I am bound to believe the stories of all those Amadises and of
+ all that multitude of knights they tell us about, nor is it reasonable
+ that a man like your worship, so worthy, and with so many good qualities,
+ and endowed with such a good understanding, should allow himself to be
+ persuaded that such wild crazy things as are written in those absurd books
+ of chivalry are really true."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c49e" id="c49e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c49e.jpg (22K)" src="images/c49e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch50" id="ch50"></a>CHAPTER L.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, TOGETHER
+ WITH OTHER INCIDENTS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c50a" id="c50a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c50a.jpg (160K)" src="images/c50a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c50a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "A good joke, that!" returned Don Quixote. "Books that have been printed
+ with the king's licence, and with the approbation of those to whom they
+ have been submitted, and read with universal delight, and extolled by
+ great and small, rich and poor, learned and ignorant, gentle and simple,
+ in a word by people of every sort, of whatever rank or condition they may
+ be&mdash;that these should be lies! And above all when they carry such an
+ appearance of truth with them; for they tell us the father, mother,
+ country, kindred, age, place, and the achievements, step by step, and day
+ by day, performed by such a knight or knights! Hush, sir; utter not such
+ blasphemy; trust me I am advising you now to act as a sensible man should;
+ only read them, and you will see the pleasure you will derive from them.
+ For, come, tell me, can there be anything more delightful than to see, as
+ it were, here now displayed before us a vast lake of bubbling pitch with a
+ host of snakes and serpents and lizards, and ferocious and terrible
+ creatures of all sorts swimming about in it, while from the middle of the
+ lake there comes a plaintive voice saying: 'Knight, whosoever thou art who
+ beholdest this dread lake, if thou wouldst win the prize that lies hidden
+ beneath these dusky waves, prove the valour of thy stout heart and cast
+ thyself into the midst of its dark burning waters, else thou shalt not be
+ worthy to see the mighty wonders contained in the seven castles of the
+ seven Fays that lie beneath this black expanse;' and then the knight,
+ almost ere the awful voice has ceased, without stopping to consider,
+ without pausing to reflect upon the danger to which he is exposing
+ himself, without even relieving himself of the weight of his massive
+ armour, commending himself to God and to his lady, plunges into the midst
+ of the boiling lake, and when he little looks for it, or knows what his
+ fate is to be, he finds himself among flowery meadows, with which the
+ Elysian fields are not to be compared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50b" id="c50b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c50b.jpg (344K)" src="images/c50b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c50b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "The sky seems more transparent there, and the sun shines with a strange
+ brilliancy, and a delightful grove of green leafy trees presents itself to
+ the eyes and charms the sight with its verdure, while the ear is soothed
+ by the sweet untutored melody of the countless birds of gay plumage that
+ flit to and fro among the interlacing branches. Here he sees a brook whose
+ limpid waters, like liquid crystal, ripple over fine sands and white
+ pebbles that look like sifted gold and purest pearls. There he perceives a
+ cunningly wrought fountain of many-coloured jasper and polished marble;
+ here another of rustic fashion where the little mussel-shells and the
+ spiral white and yellow mansions of the snail disposed in studious
+ disorder, mingled with fragments of glittering crystal and mock emeralds,
+ make up a work of varied aspect, where art, imitating nature, seems to
+ have outdone it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50c" id="c50c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c50c.jpg (334K)" src="images/c50c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c50c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Suddenly there is presented to his sight a strong castle or gorgeous
+ palace with walls of massy gold, turrets of diamond and gates of jacinth;
+ in short, so marvellous is its structure that though the materials of
+ which it is built are nothing less than diamonds, carbuncles, rubies,
+ pearls, gold, and emeralds, the workmanship is still more rare. And after
+ having seen all this, what can be more charming than to see how a bevy of
+ damsels comes forth from the gate of the castle in gay and gorgeous
+ attire, such that, were I to set myself now to depict it as the histories
+ describe it to us, I should never have done; and then how she who seems to
+ be the first among them all takes the bold knight who plunged into the
+ boiling lake by the hand, and without addressing a word to him leads him
+ into the rich palace or castle, and strips him as naked as when his mother
+ bore him, and bathes him in lukewarm water, and anoints him all over with
+ sweet-smelling unguents, and clothes him in a shirt of the softest sendal,
+ all scented and perfumed, while another damsel comes and throws over his
+ shoulders a mantle which is said to be worth at the very least a city, and
+ even more? How charming it is, then, when they tell us how, after all
+ this, they lead him to another chamber where he finds the tables set out
+ in such style that he is filled with amazement and wonder; to see how they
+ pour out water for his hands distilled from amber and sweet-scented
+ flowers; how they seat him on an ivory chair; to see how the damsels wait
+ on him all in profound silence; how they bring him such a variety of
+ dainties so temptingly prepared that the appetite is at a loss which to
+ select; to hear the music that resounds while he is at table, by whom or
+ whence produced he knows not. And then when the repast is over and the
+ tables removed, for the knight to recline in the chair, picking his teeth
+ perhaps as usual, and a damsel, much lovelier than any of the others, to
+ enter unexpectedly by the chamber door, and herself by his side, and begin
+ to tell him what the castle is, and how she is held enchanted there, and
+ other things that amaze the knight and astonish the readers who are
+ perusing his history.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50d" id="c50d"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c50d.jpg (433K)" src="images/c50d.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c50d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "But I will not expatiate any further upon this, as it may be gathered
+ from it that whatever part of whatever history of a knight-errant one
+ reads, it will fill the reader, whoever he be, with delight and wonder;
+ and take my advice, sir, and, as I said before, read these books and you
+ will see how they will banish any melancholy you may feel and raise your
+ spirits should they be depressed. For myself I can say that since I have
+ been a knight-errant I have become valiant, polite, generous, well-bred,
+ magnanimous, courteous, dauntless, gentle, patient, and have learned to
+ bear hardships, imprisonments, and enchantments; and though it be such a
+ short time since I have seen myself shut up in a cage like a madman, I
+ hope by the might of my arm, if heaven aid me and fortune thwart me not,
+ to see myself king of some kingdom where I may be able to show the
+ gratitude and generosity that dwell in my heart; for by my faith, senor,
+ the poor man is incapacitated from showing the virtue of generosity to
+ anyone, though he may possess it in the highest degree; and gratitude that
+ consists of disposition only is a dead thing, just as faith without works
+ is dead. For this reason I should be glad were fortune soon to offer me
+ some opportunity of making myself an emperor, so as to show my heart in
+ doing good to my friends, particularly to this poor Sancho Panza, my
+ squire, who is the best fellow in the world; and I would gladly give him a
+ county I have promised him this ever so long, only that I am afraid he has
+ not the capacity to govern his realm."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho partly heard these last words of his master, and said to him,
+ "Strive hard you, Senor Don Quixote, to give me that county so often
+ promised by you and so long looked for by me, for I promise you there will
+ be no want of capacity in me to govern it; and even if there is, I have
+ heard say there are men in the world who farm seigniories, paying so much
+ a year, and they themselves taking charge of the government, while the
+ lord, with his legs stretched out, enjoys the revenue they pay him,
+ without troubling himself about anything else. That's what I'll do, and
+ not stand haggling over trifles, but wash my hands at once of the whole
+ business, and enjoy my rents like a duke, and let things go their own
+ way."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That, brother Sancho," said the canon, "only holds good as far as the
+ enjoyment of the revenue goes; but the lord of the seigniory must attend
+ to the administration of justice, and here capacity and sound judgment
+ come in, and above all a firm determination to find out the truth; for if
+ this be wanting in the beginning, the middle and the end will always go
+ wrong; and God as commonly aids the honest intentions of the simple as he
+ frustrates the evil designs of the crafty."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I don't understand those philosophies," returned Sancho Panza; "all I
+ know is I would I had the county as soon as I shall know how to govern it;
+ for I have as much soul as another, and as much body as anyone, and I
+ shall be as much king of my realm as any other of his; and being so I
+ should do as I liked, and doing as I liked I should please myself, and
+ pleasing myself I should be content, and when one is content he has
+ nothing more to desire, and when one has nothing more to desire there is
+ an end of it; so let the county come, and God be with you, and let us see
+ one another, as one blind man said to the other."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That is not bad philosophy thou art talking, Sancho," said the canon;
+ "but for all that there is a good deal to be said on this matter of
+ counties."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To which Don Quixote returned, "I know not what more there is to be said;
+ I only guide myself by the example set me by the great Amadis of Gaul,
+ when he made his squire count of the Insula Firme; and so, without any
+ scruples of conscience, I can make a count of Sancho Panza, for he is one
+ of the best squires that ever knight-errant had."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The canon was astonished at the methodical nonsense (if nonsense be
+ capable of method) that Don Quixote uttered, at the way in which he had
+ described the adventure of the knight of the lake, at the impression that
+ the deliberate lies of the books he read had made upon him, and lastly he
+ marvelled at the simplicity of Sancho, who desired so eagerly to obtain
+ the county his master had promised him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time the canon's servants, who had gone to the inn to fetch the
+ sumpter mule, had returned, and making a carpet and the green grass of the
+ meadow serve as a table, they seated themselves in the shade of some trees
+ and made their repast there, that the carter might not be deprived of the
+ advantage of the spot, as has been already said. As they were eating they
+ suddenly heard a loud noise and the sound of a bell that seemed to come
+ from among some brambles and thick bushes that were close by, and the same
+ instant they observed a beautiful goat, spotted all over black, white, and
+ brown, spring out of the thicket with a goatherd after it, calling to it
+ and uttering the usual cries to make it stop or turn back to the fold. The
+ fugitive goat, scared and frightened, ran towards the company as if
+ seeking their protection and then stood still, and the goatherd coming up
+ seized it by the horns and began to talk to it as if it were possessed of
+ reason and understanding: "Ah wanderer, wanderer, Spotty, Spotty; how have
+ you gone limping all this time? What wolves have frightened you, my
+ daughter? Won't you tell me what is the matter, my beauty? But what else
+ can it be except that you are a she, and cannot keep quiet? A plague on
+ your humours and the humours of those you take after! Come back, come
+ back, my darling; and if you will not be so happy, at any rate you will be
+ safe in the fold or with your companions; for if you who ought to keep and
+ lead them, go wandering astray, what will become of them?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The goatherd's talk amused all who heard it, but especially the canon, who
+ said to him, "As you live, brother, take it easy, and be not in such a
+ hurry to drive this goat back to the fold; for, being a female, as you
+ say, she will follow her natural instinct in spite of all you can do to
+ prevent it. Take this morsel and drink a sup, and that will soothe your
+ irritation, and in the meantime the goat will rest herself," and so
+ saying, he handed him the loins of a cold rabbit on a fork.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The goatherd took it with thanks, and drank and calmed himself, and then
+ said, "I should be sorry if your worships were to take me for a simpleton
+ for having spoken so seriously as I did to this animal; but the truth is
+ there is a certain mystery in the words I used. I am a clown, but not so
+ much of one but that I know how to behave to men and to beasts."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That I can well believe," said the curate, "for I know already by
+ experience that the woods breed men of learning, and shepherds' huts harbour
+ philosophers."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "At all events, senor," returned the goatherd, "they shelter men of
+ experience; and that you may see the truth of this and grasp it, though I
+ may seem to put myself forward without being asked, I will, if it will not
+ tire you, gentlemen, and you will give me your attention for a little,
+ tell you a true story which will confirm this gentleman's word (and he
+ pointed to the curate) as well as my own."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To this Don Quixote replied, "Seeing that this affair has a certain colour
+ of chivalry about it, I for my part, brother, will hear you most gladly,
+ and so will all these gentlemen, from the high intelligence they possess
+ and their love of curious novelties that interest, charm, and entertain
+ the mind, as I feel quite sure your story will do. So begin, friend, for
+ we are all prepared to listen."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I draw my stakes," said Sancho, "and will retreat with this pasty to the
+ brook there, where I mean to victual myself for three days; for I have
+ heard my lord, Don Quixote, say that a knight-errant's squire should eat
+ until he can hold no more, whenever he has the chance, because it often
+ happens them to get by accident into a wood so thick that they cannot find
+ a way out of it for six days; and if the man is not well filled or his
+ alforjas well stored, there he may stay, as very often he does, turned
+ into a dried mummy."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "go where thou
+ wilt and eat all thou canst, for I have had enough, and only want to give
+ my mind its refreshment, as I shall by listening to this good fellow's
+ story."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "It is what we shall all do," said the canon; and then begged the goatherd
+ to begin the promised tale.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The goatherd gave the goat which he held by the horns a couple of slaps on
+ the back, saying, "Lie down here beside me, Spotty, for we have time
+ enough to return to our fold." The goat seemed to understand him, for as
+ her master seated himself, she stretched herself quietly beside him and
+ looked up in his face to show him she was all attention to what he was
+ going to say, and then in these words he began his story.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50e" id="c50e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c50e.jpg (27K)" src="images/c50e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch51" id="ch51"></a>CHAPTER LI.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO WERE CARRYING OFF DON
+ QUIXOTE
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c51a" id="c51a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c51a.jpg (115K)" src="images/c51a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c51a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Three leagues from this valley there is a village which, though small, is
+ one of the richest in all this neighbourhood, and in it there lived a
+ farmer, a very worthy man, and so much respected that, although to be so
+ is the natural consequence of being rich, he was even more respected for
+ his virtue than for the wealth he had acquired. But what made him still
+ more fortunate, as he said himself, was having a daughter of such
+ exceeding beauty, rare intelligence, gracefulness, and virtue, that
+ everyone who knew her and beheld her marvelled at the extraordinary gifts
+ with which heaven and nature had endowed her. As a child she was
+ beautiful, she continued to grow in beauty, and at the age of sixteen she
+ was most lovely. The fame of her beauty began to spread abroad through all
+ the villages around&mdash;but why do I say the villages around, merely,
+ when it spread to distant cities, and even made its way into the halls of
+ royalty and reached the ears of people of every class, who came from all
+ sides to see her as if to see something rare and curious, or some
+ wonder-working image?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Her father watched over her and she watched over herself; for there are no
+ locks, or guards, or bolts that can protect a young girl better than her
+ own modesty. The wealth of the father and the beauty of the daughter led
+ many neighbours as well as strangers to seek her for a wife; but he, as
+ one might well be who had the disposal of so rich a jewel, was perplexed
+ and unable to make up his mind to which of her countless suitors he should
+ entrust her. I was one among the many who felt a desire so natural, and,
+ as her father knew who I was, and I was of the same town, of pure blood,
+ in the bloom of life, and very rich in possessions, I had great hopes of
+ success. There was another of the same place and qualifications who also
+ sought her, and this made her father's choice hang in the balance, for he
+ felt that on either of us his daughter would be well bestowed; so to
+ escape from this state of perplexity he resolved to refer the matter to
+ Leandra (for that is the name of the rich damsel who has reduced me to
+ misery), reflecting that as we were both equal it would be best to leave
+ it to his dear daughter to choose according to her inclination&mdash;a
+ course that is worthy of imitation by all fathers who wish to settle their
+ children in life. I do not mean that they ought to leave them to make a
+ choice of what is contemptible and bad, but that they should place before
+ them what is good and then allow them to make a good choice as they
+ please. I do not know which Leandra chose; I only know her father put us
+ both off with the tender age of his daughter and vague words that neither
+ bound him nor dismissed us. My rival is called Anselmo and I myself
+ Eugenio&mdash;that you may know the names of the personages that figure in
+ this tragedy, the end of which is still in suspense, though it is plain to
+ see it must be disastrous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ About this time there arrived in our town one Vicente de la Roca, the son
+ of a poor peasant of the same town, the said Vicente having returned from
+ service as a soldier in Italy and divers other parts. A captain who
+ chanced to pass that way with his company had carried him off from our
+ village when he was a boy of about twelve years, and now twelve years
+ later the young man came back in a soldier's uniform, arrayed in a
+ thousand colours, and all over glass trinkets and fine steel chains.
+ To-day he would appear in one gay dress, to-morrow in another; but all
+ flimsy and gaudy, of little substance and less worth. The peasant folk,
+ who are naturally malicious, and when they have nothing to do can be
+ malice itself, remarked all this, and took note of his finery and
+ jewellery, piece by piece, and discovered that he had three suits of
+ different colours, with garters and stockings to match; but he made so
+ many arrangements and combinations out of them, that if they had not
+ counted them, anyone would have sworn that he had made a display of more
+ than ten suits of clothes and twenty plumes. Do not look upon all this
+ that I am telling you about the clothes as uncalled for or spun out, for
+ they have a great deal to do with the story. He used to seat himself on a
+ bench under the great poplar in our plaza, and there he would keep us all
+ hanging open-mouthed on the stories he told us of his exploits. There was
+ no country on the face of the globe he had not seen, nor battle he had not
+ been engaged in; he had killed more Moors than there are in Morocco and
+ Tunis, and fought more single combats, according to his own account, than
+ Garcilaso, Diego Garcia de Paredes and a thousand others he named, and out
+ of all he had come victorious without losing a drop of blood. On the other
+ hand he showed marks of wounds, which, though they could not be made out,
+ he said were gunshot wounds received in divers encounters and actions.
+ Lastly, with monstrous impudence he used to say "you" to his equals and
+ even those who knew what he was, and declare that his arm was his father
+ and his deeds his pedigree, and that being a soldier he was as good as the
+ king himself. And to add to these swaggering ways he was a trifle of a
+ musician, and played the guitar with such a flourish that some said he
+ made it speak; nor did his accomplishments end here, for he was something
+ of a poet too, and on every trifle that happened in the town he made a
+ ballad a league long.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c51b" id="c51b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c51b.jpg (372K)" src="images/c51b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c51b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This soldier, then, that I have described, this Vicente de la Roca, this
+ bravo, gallant, musician, poet, was often seen and watched by Leandra from
+ a window of her house which looked out on the plaza. The glitter of his
+ showy attire took her fancy, his ballads bewitched her (for he gave away
+ twenty copies of every one he made), the tales of his exploits which he
+ told about himself came to her ears; and in short, as the devil no doubt
+ had arranged it, she fell in love with him before the presumption of
+ making love to her had suggested itself to him; and as in love-affairs
+ none are more easily brought to an issue than those which have the
+ inclination of the lady for an ally, Leandra and Vicente came to an
+ understanding without any difficulty; and before any of her numerous
+ suitors had any suspicion of her design, she had already carried it into
+ effect, having left the house of her dearly beloved father (for mother she
+ had none), and disappeared from the village with the soldier, who came
+ more triumphantly out of this enterprise than out of any of the large
+ number he laid claim to. All the village and all who heard of it were
+ amazed at the affair; I was aghast, Anselmo thunderstruck, her father full
+ of grief, her relations indignant, the authorities all in a ferment, the
+ officers of the Brotherhood in arms. They scoured the roads, they searched
+ the woods and all quarters, and at the end of three days they found the
+ flighty Leandra in a mountain cave, stript to her shift, and robbed of all
+ the money and precious jewels she had carried away from home with her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c51c" id="c51c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c51c.jpg (275K)" src="images/c51c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c51c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They brought her back to her unhappy father, and questioned her as to her
+ misfortune, and she confessed without pressure that Vicente de la Roca had
+ deceived her, and under promise of marrying her had induced her to leave
+ her father's house, as he meant to take her to the richest and most
+ delightful city in the whole world, which was Naples; and that she,
+ ill-advised and deluded, had believed him, and robbed her father, and
+ handed over all to him the night she disappeared; and that he had carried
+ her away to a rugged mountain and shut her up in the cave where they had
+ found her. She said, moreover, that the soldier, without robbing her of
+ her honour, had taken from her everything she had, and made off, leaving
+ her in the cave, a thing that still further surprised everybody. It was
+ not easy for us to credit the young man's continence, but she asserted it
+ with such earnestness that it helped to console her distressed father, who
+ thought nothing of what had been taken since the jewel that once lost can
+ never be recovered had been left to his daughter. The same day that
+ Leandra made her appearance her father removed her from our sight and took
+ her away to shut her up in a convent in a town near this, in the hope that
+ time may wear away some of the disgrace she has incurred. Leandra's youth
+ furnished an excuse for her fault, at least with those to whom it was of
+ no consequence whether she was good or bad; but those who knew her
+ shrewdness and intelligence did not attribute her misdemeanour to
+ ignorance but to wantonness and the natural disposition of women, which is
+ for the most part flighty and ill-regulated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Leandra withdrawn from sight, Anselmo's eyes grew blind, or at any rate
+ found nothing to look at that gave them any pleasure, and mine were in
+ darkness without a ray of light to direct them to anything enjoyable while
+ Leandra was away. Our melancholy grew greater, our patience grew less; we
+ cursed the soldier's finery and railed at the carelessness of Leandra's
+ father. At last Anselmo and I agreed to leave the village and come to this
+ valley; and, he feeding a great flock of sheep of his own, and I a large
+ herd of goats of mine, we pass our life among the trees, giving vent to
+ our sorrows, together singing the fair Leandra's praises, or upbraiding
+ her, or else sighing alone, and to heaven pouring forth our complaints in
+ solitude. Following our example, many more of Leandra's lovers have come
+ to these rude mountains and adopted our mode of life, and they are so
+ numerous that one would fancy the place had been turned into the pastoral
+ Arcadia, so full is it of shepherds and sheep-folds; nor is there a spot
+ in it where the name of the fair Leandra is not heard. Here one curses her
+ and calls her capricious, fickle, and immodest, there another condemns her
+ as frail and frivolous; this pardons and absolves her, that spurns and
+ reviles her; one extols her beauty, another assails her character, and in
+ short all abuse her, and all adore her, and to such a pitch has this
+ general infatuation gone that there are some who complain of her scorn
+ without ever having exchanged a word with her, and even some that bewail
+ and mourn the raging fever of jealousy, for which she never gave anyone
+ cause, for, as I have already said, her misconduct was known before her
+ passion. There is no nook among the rocks, no brookside, no shade beneath
+ the trees that is not haunted by some shepherd telling his woes to the
+ breezes; wherever there is an echo it repeats the name of Leandra; the
+ mountains ring with "Leandra," "Leandra" murmur the brooks, and Leandra
+ keeps us all bewildered and bewitched, hoping without hope and fearing
+ without knowing what we fear. Of all this silly set the one that shows the
+ least and also the most sense is my rival Anselmo, for having so many
+ other things to complain of, he only complains of separation, and to the
+ accompaniment of a rebeck, which he plays admirably, he sings his
+ complaints in verses that show his ingenuity. I follow another, easier,
+ and to my mind wiser course, and that is to rail at the frivolity of
+ women, at their inconstancy, their double dealing, their broken promises,
+ their unkept pledges, and in short the want of reflection they show in
+ fixing their affections and inclinations. This, sirs, was the reason of
+ words and expressions I made use of to this goat when I came up just now;
+ for as she is a female I have a contempt for her, though she is the best
+ in all my fold. This is the story I promised to tell you, and if I have
+ been tedious in telling it, I will not be slow to serve you; my hut is
+ close by, and I have fresh milk and dainty cheese there, as well as a
+ variety of toothsome fruit, no less pleasing to the eye than to the
+ palate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c51e" id="c51e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c51e.jpg (14K)" src="images/c51e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ " <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <a name="ch52" id="ch52"></a>CHAPTER LII.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER WITH THE
+ RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE
+ BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="c52a" id="c52a"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c52a.jpg (40K)" src="images/c52a.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c52a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The goatherd's tale gave great satisfaction to all the hearers, and the
+ canon especially enjoyed it, for he had remarked with particular attention
+ the manner in which it had been told, which was as unlike the manner of a
+ clownish goatherd as it was like that of a polished city wit; and he
+ observed that the curate had been quite right in saying that the woods
+ bred men of learning. They all offered their services to Eugenio but he
+ who showed himself most liberal in this way was Don Quixote, who said to
+ him, "Most assuredly, brother goatherd, if I found myself in a position to
+ attempt any adventure, I would, this very instant, set out on your behalf,
+ and would rescue Leandra from that convent (where no doubt she is kept
+ against her will), in spite of the abbess and all who might try to prevent
+ me, and would place her in your hands to deal with her according to your
+ will and pleasure, observing, however, the laws of chivalry which lay down
+ that no violence of any kind is to be offered to any damsel. But I trust
+ in God our Lord that the might of one malignant enchanter may not prove so
+ great but that the power of another better disposed may prove superior to
+ it, and then I promise you my support and assistance, as I am bound to do
+ by my profession, which is none other than to give aid to the weak and
+ needy."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The goatherd eyed him, and noticing Don Quixote's sorry appearance and
+ looks, he was filled with wonder, and asked the barber, who was next him,
+ "Senor, who is this man who makes such a figure and talks in such a
+ strain?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Who should it be," said the barber, "but the famous Don Quixote of La
+ Mancha, the undoer of injustice, the righter of wrongs, the protector of
+ damsels, the terror of giants, and the winner of battles?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That," said the goatherd, "sounds like what one reads in the books of the
+ knights-errant, who did all that you say this man does; though it is my
+ belief that either you are joking, or else this gentleman has empty
+ lodgings in his head."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "You are a great scoundrel," said Don Quixote, "and it is you who are
+ empty and a fool. I am fuller than ever was the whoreson bitch that bore
+ you;" and passing from words to deeds, he caught up a loaf that was near
+ him and sent it full in the goatherd's face, with such force that he
+ flattened his nose; but the goatherd, who did not understand jokes, and
+ found himself roughly handled in such good earnest, paying no respect to
+ carpet, tablecloth, or diners, sprang upon Don Quixote, and seizing him by
+ the throat with both hands would no doubt have throttled him, had not
+ Sancho Panza that instant come to the rescue, and grasping him by the
+ shoulders flung him down on the table, smashing plates, breaking glasses,
+ and upsetting and scattering everything on it. Don Quixote, finding
+ himself free, strove to get on top of the goatherd, who, with his face
+ covered with blood, and soundly kicked by Sancho, was on all fours feeling
+ about for one of the table-knives to take a bloody revenge with. The canon
+ and the curate, however, prevented him, but the barber so contrived it
+ that he got Don Quixote under him, and rained down upon him such a shower
+ of fisticuffs that the poor knight's face streamed with blood as freely as
+ his own. The canon and the curate were bursting with laughter, the
+ officers were capering with delight, and both the one and the other hissed
+ them on as they do dogs that are worrying one another in a fight. Sancho
+ alone was frantic, for he could not free himself from the grasp of one of
+ the canon's servants, who kept him from going to his master's assistance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c52b" id="c52b"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c52b.jpg (348K)" src="images/c52b.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c52b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At last, while they were all, with the exception of the two bruisers who
+ were mauling each other, in high glee and enjoyment, they heard a trumpet
+ sound a note so doleful that it made them all look in the direction whence
+ the sound seemed to come. But the one that was most excited by hearing it
+ was Don Quixote, who though sorely against his will he was under the
+ goatherd, and something more than pretty well pummelled, said to him,
+ "Brother devil (for it is impossible but that thou must be one since thou
+ hast had might and strength enough to overcome mine), I ask thee to agree
+ to a truce for but one hour for the solemn note of yonder trumpet that
+ falls on our ears seems to me to summon me to some new adventure." The
+ goatherd, who was by this time tired of pummelling and being pummelled,
+ released him at once, and Don Quixote rising to his feet and turning his
+ eyes to the quarter where the sound had been heard, suddenly saw coming
+ down the slope of a hill several men clad in white like penitents.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fact was that the clouds had that year withheld their moisture from
+ the earth, and in all the villages of the district they were organising
+ processions, rogations, and penances, imploring God to open the hands of
+ his mercy and send the rain; and to this end the people of a village that
+ was hard by were going in procession to a holy hermitage there was on one
+ side of that valley. Don Quixote when he saw the strange garb of the
+ penitents, without reflecting how often he had seen it before, took it
+ into his head that this was a case of adventure, and that it fell to him
+ alone as a knight-errant to engage in it; and he was all the more
+ confirmed in this notion, by the idea that an image draped in black they
+ had with them was some illustrious lady that these villains and
+ discourteous thieves were carrying off by force. As soon as this occurred
+ to him he ran with all speed to Rocinante who was grazing at large, and
+ taking the bridle and the buckler from the saddle-bow, he had him bridled
+ in an instant, and calling to Sancho for his sword he mounted Rocinante,
+ braced his buckler on his arm, and in a loud voice exclaimed to those who
+ stood by, "Now, noble company, ye shall see how important it is that there
+ should be knights in the world professing the order of knight-errantry; now, I
+ say, ye shall see, by the deliverance of that worthy lady who is borne
+ captive there, whether knights-errant deserve to be held in estimation,"
+ and so saying he brought his legs to bear on Rocinante&mdash;for he had no
+ spurs&mdash;and at a full canter (for in all this veracious history we
+ never read of Rocinante fairly galloping) set off to encounter the
+ penitents, though the curate, the canon, and the barber ran to prevent
+ him. But it was out of their power, nor did he even stop for the shouts of
+ Sancho calling after him, "Where are you going, Senor Don Quixote? What
+ devils have possessed you to set you on against our Catholic faith? Plague
+ take me! mind, that is a procession of penitents, and the lady they are
+ carrying on that stand there is the blessed image of the immaculate
+ Virgin. Take care what you are doing, senor, for this time it may be
+ safely said you don't know what you are about." Sancho laboured in vain,
+ for his master was so bent on coming to quarters with these sheeted
+ figures and releasing the lady in black that he did not hear a word; and
+ even had he heard, he would not have turned back if the king had ordered
+ him. He came up with the procession and reined in Rocinante, who was
+ already anxious enough to slacken speed a little, and in a hoarse, excited
+ voice he exclaimed, "You who hide your faces, perhaps because you are not
+ good subjects, pay attention and listen to what I am about to say to you."
+ The first to halt were those who were carrying the image, and one of the
+ four ecclesiastics who were chanting the Litany, struck by the strange
+ figure of Don Quixote, the leanness of Rocinante, and the other ludicrous
+ peculiarities he observed, said in reply to him, "Brother, if you have
+ anything to say to us say it quickly, for these brethren are whipping
+ themselves, and we cannot stop, nor is it reasonable we should stop to
+ hear anything, unless indeed it is short enough to be said in two words."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will say it in one," replied Don Quixote, "and it is this; that at
+ once, this very instant, ye release that fair lady whose tears and sad
+ aspect show plainly that ye are carrying her off against her will, and
+ that ye have committed some scandalous outrage against her; and I, who was
+ born into the world to redress all such like wrongs, will not permit you
+ to advance another step until you have restored to her the liberty she
+ pines for and deserves."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ From these words all the hearers concluded that he must be a madman, and
+ began to laugh heartily, and their laughter acted like gunpowder on Don
+ Quixote's fury, for drawing his sword without another word he made a rush
+ at the stand. One of those who supported it, leaving the burden to his
+ comrades, advanced to meet him, flourishing a forked stick that he had for
+ propping up the stand when resting, and with this he caught a mighty cut
+ Don Quixote made at him that severed it in two; but with the portion that
+ remained in his hand he dealt such a thwack on the shoulder of Don
+ Quixote's sword arm (which the buckler could not protect against the
+ clownish assault) that poor Don Quixote came to the ground in a sad
+ plight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sancho Panza, who was coming on close behind puffing and blowing, seeing
+ him fall, cried out to his assailant not to strike him again, for he was a
+ poor enchanted knight, who had never harmed anyone all the days of his
+ life; but what checked the clown was, not Sancho's shouting, but seeing
+ that Don Quixote did not stir hand or foot; and so, fancying he had killed
+ him, he hastily hitched up his tunic under his girdle and took to his
+ heels across the country like a deer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By this time all Don Quixote's companions had come up to where he lay; but
+ the processionists seeing them come running, and with them the officers of
+ the Brotherhood with their crossbows, apprehended mischief, and clustering
+ round the image, raised their hoods, and grasped their scourges, as the
+ priests did their tapers, and awaited the attack, resolved to defend
+ themselves and even to take the offensive against their assailants if they
+ could. Fortune, however, arranged the matter better than they expected,
+ for all Sancho did was to fling himself on his master's body, raising over
+ him the most doleful and laughable lamentation that ever was heard, for he
+ believed he was dead. The curate was known to another curate who walked in
+ the procession, and their recognition of one another set at rest the
+ apprehensions of both parties; the first then told the other in two words
+ who Don Quixote was, and he and the whole troop of penitents went to see
+ if the poor gentleman was dead, and heard Sancho Panza saying, with tears
+ in his eyes, "Oh flower of chivalry, that with one blow of a stick hast
+ ended the course of thy well-spent life! Oh pride of thy race, honour and
+ glory of all La Mancha, nay, of all the world, that for want of thee will
+ be full of evil-doers, no longer in fear of punishment for their misdeeds!
+ Oh thou, generous above all the Alexanders, since for only eight months of
+ service thou hast given me the best island the sea girds or surrounds!
+ Humble with the proud, haughty with the humble, encounterer of dangers,
+ endurer of outrages, enamoured without reason, imitator of the good,
+ scourge of the wicked, enemy of the mean, in short, knight-errant, which
+ is all that can be said!"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c52c" id="c52c"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c52c.jpg (325K)" src="images/c52c.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <a href="images/c52c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br />
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the cries and moans of Sancho, Don Quixote came to himself, and the
+ first word he said was, "He who lives separated from you, sweetest
+ Dulcinea, has greater miseries to endure than these. Aid me, friend
+ Sancho, to mount the enchanted cart, for I am not in a condition to press
+ the saddle of Rocinante, as this shoulder is all knocked to pieces."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "That I will do with all my heart, senor," said Sancho; "and let us return
+ to our village with these gentlemen, who seek your good, and there we will
+ prepare for making another sally, which may turn out more profitable and
+ creditable to us."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thou art right, Sancho," returned Don Quixote; "It will be wise to let
+ the malign influence of the stars which now prevails pass off."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The canon, the curate, and the barber told him he would act very wisely in
+ doing as he said; and so, highly amused at Sancho Panza's simplicities,
+ they placed Don Quixote in the cart as before. The procession once more
+ formed itself in order and proceeded on its road; the goatherd took his
+ leave of the party; the officers of the Brotherhood declined to go any
+ farther, and the curate paid them what was due to them; the canon begged
+ the curate to let him know how Don Quixote did, whether he was cured of
+ his madness or still suffered from it, and then begged leave to continue
+ his journey; in short, they all separated and went their ways, leaving to
+ themselves the curate and the barber, Don Quixote, Sancho Panza, and the
+ good Rocinante, who regarded everything with as great resignation as his
+ master. The carter yoked his oxen and made Don Quixote comfortable on a
+ truss of hay, and at his usual deliberate pace took the road the curate
+ directed, and at the end of six days they reached Don Quixote's village,
+ and entered it about the middle of the day, which it so happened was a
+ Sunday, and the people were all in the plaza, through which Don Quixote's
+ cart passed. They all flocked to see what was in the cart, and when they
+ recognised their townsman they were filled with amazement, and a boy ran
+ off to bring the news to his housekeeper and his niece that their master
+ and uncle had come back all lean and yellow and stretched on a truss of
+ hay on an ox-cart. It was piteous to hear the cries the two good ladies
+ raised, how they beat their breasts and poured out fresh maledictions on
+ those accursed books of chivalry; all which was renewed when they saw Don
+ Quixote coming in at the gate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the news of Don Quixote's arrival Sancho Panza's wife came running, for
+ she by this time knew that her husband had gone away with him as his
+ squire, and on seeing Sancho, the first thing she asked him was if the ass
+ was well. Sancho replied that he was, better than his master was.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Thanks be to God," said she, "for being so good to me; but now tell me,
+ my friend, what have you made by your squirings? What gown have you
+ brought me back? What shoes for your children?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I bring nothing of that sort, wife," said Sancho; "though I bring other
+ things of more consequence and value."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I am very glad of that," returned his wife; "show me these things of more
+ value and consequence, my friend; for I want to see them to cheer my heart
+ that has been so sad and heavy all these ages that you have been away."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "I will show them to you at home, wife," said Sancho; "be content for the
+ present; for if it please God that we should again go on our travels in
+ search of adventures, you will soon see me a count, or governor of an
+ island, and that not one of those everyday ones, but the best that is to
+ be had."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Heaven grant it, husband," said she, "for indeed we have need of it. But
+ tell me, what's this about islands, for I don't understand it?"
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Honey is not for the mouth of the ass," returned Sancho; "all in good
+ time thou shalt see, wife&mdash;nay, thou wilt be surprised to hear
+ thyself called 'your ladyship' by all thy vassals."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "What are you talking about, Sancho, with your ladyships, islands, and
+ vassals?" returned Teresa Panza&mdash;for so Sancho's wife was called,
+ though they were not relations, for in La Mancha it is customary for wives
+ to take their husbands' surnames.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ "Don't be in such a hurry to know all this, Teresa," said Sancho; "it is
+ enough that I am telling you the truth, so shut your mouth. But I may tell
+ you this much by the way, that there is nothing in the world more
+ delightful than to be a person of consideration, squire to a
+ knight-errant, and a seeker of adventures. To be sure most of those one
+ finds do not end as pleasantly as one could wish, for out of a hundred,
+ ninety-nine will turn out cross and contrary. I know it by experience, for
+ out of some I came blanketed, and out of others belaboured. Still, for all
+ that, it is a fine thing to be on the look-out for what may happen,
+ crossing mountains, searching woods, climbing rocks, visiting castles,
+ putting up at inns, all at free quarters, and devil take the maravedi to
+ pay."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While this conversation passed between Sancho Panza and his wife, Don
+ Quixote's housekeeper and niece took him in and undressed him and laid him
+ in his old bed. He eyed them askance, and could not make out where he was.
+ The curate charged his niece to be very careful to make her uncle
+ comfortable and to keep a watch over him lest he should make his escape
+ from them again, telling her what they had been obliged to do to bring him
+ home. On this the pair once more lifted up their voices and renewed their
+ maledictions upon the books of chivalry, and implored heaven to plunge the
+ authors of such lies and nonsense into the midst of the bottomless pit.
+ They were, in short, kept in anxiety and dread lest their uncle and master
+ should give them the slip the moment he found himself somewhat better, and
+ as they feared so it fell out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the author of this history, though he has devoted research and
+ industry to the discovery of the deeds achieved by Don Quixote in his
+ third sally, has been unable to obtain any information respecting them, at
+ any rate derived from authentic documents; tradition has merely preserved
+ in the memory of La Mancha the fact that Don Quixote, the third time he
+ sallied forth from his home, betook himself to Saragossa, where he was
+ present at some famous jousts which came off in that city, and that he had
+ adventures there worthy of his valour and high intelligence. Of his end
+ and death he could learn no particulars, nor would he have ascertained it
+ or known of it, if good fortune had not produced an old physician for him
+ who had in his possession a leaden box, which, according to his account,
+ had been discovered among the crumbling foundations of an ancient
+ hermitage that was being rebuilt; in which box were found certain
+ parchment manuscripts in Gothic character, but in Castilian verse,
+ containing many of his achievements, and setting forth the beauty of
+ Dulcinea, the form of Rocinante, the fidelity of Sancho Panza, and the
+ burial of Don Quixote himself, together with sundry epitaphs and eulogies
+ on his life and character; but all that could be read and deciphered were
+ those which the trustworthy author of this new and unparalleled history
+ here presents. And the said author asks of those that shall read it
+ nothing in return for the vast toil which it has cost him in examining and
+ searching the Manchegan archives in order to bring it to light, save that
+ they give him the same credit that people of sense give to the books of
+ chivalry that pervade the world and are so popular; for with this he will
+ consider himself amply paid and fully satisfied, and will be encouraged to
+ seek out and produce other histories, if not as truthful, at least equal
+ in invention and not less entertaining. The first words written on the
+ parchment found in the leaden box were these:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ THE ACADEMICIANS OF<br /> ARGAMASILLA, A VILLAGE OF<br /> LA MANCHA,<br /> ON
+ THE LIFE AND DEATH<br /> OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA,<br /> HOC SCRIPSERUNT<br />
+ MONICONGO, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA,<br />
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+
+
+
+
+ ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE
+
+
+EPITAPH
+
+The scatterbrain that gave La Mancha more
+ Rich spoils than Jason's; who a point so keen
+ Had to his wit, and happier far had been
+If his wit's weathercock a blunter bore;
+The arm renowned far as Gaeta's shore,
+ Cathay, and all the lands that lie between;
+ The muse discreet and terrible in mien
+As ever wrote on brass in days of yore;
+He who surpassed the Amadises all,
+ And who as naught the Galaors accounted,
+ Supported by his love and gallantry:
+Who made the Belianises sing small,
+ And sought renown on Rocinante mounted;
+ Here, underneath this cold stone, doth he lie.
+
+
+
+PANIAGUADO,
+ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA,
+IN LAUDEM DULCINEAE DEL TOBOSO
+
+SONNET
+
+She, whose full features may be here descried,
+ High-bosomed, with a bearing of disdain,
+ Is Dulcinea, she for whom in vain
+The great Don Quixote of La Mancha sighed.
+For her, Toboso's queen, from side to side
+ He traversed the grim sierra, the champaign
+ Of Aranjuez, and Montiel's famous plain:
+On Rocinante oft a weary ride.
+Malignant planets, cruel destiny,
+ Pursued them both, the fair Manchegan dame,
+And the unconquered star of chivalry.
+ Nor youth nor beauty saved her from the claim
+Of death; he paid love's bitter penalty,
+ And left the marble to preserve his name.
+
+
+
+CAPRICHOSO, A MOST ACUTE ACADEMICIAN
+OF ARGAMASILLA, IN PRAISE OF ROCINANTE,
+STEED OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA
+
+SONNET
+
+On that proud throne of diamantine sheen,
+ Which the blood-reeking feet of Mars degrade,
+The mad Manchegan's banner now hath been
+ By him in all its bravery displayed.
+ There hath he hung his arms and trenchant blade
+Wherewith, achieving deeds till now unseen,
+ He slays, lays low, cleaves, hews; but art hath made
+A novel style for our new paladin.
+If Amadis be the proud boast of Gaul,
+ If by his progeny the fame of Greece
+ Through all the regions of the earth be spread,
+Great Quixote crowned in grim Bellona's hall
+ To-day exalts La Mancha over these,
+ And above Greece or Gaul she holds her head.
+Nor ends his glory here, for his good steed
+Doth Brillador and Bayard far exceed;
+As mettled steeds compared with Rocinante,
+The reputation they have won is scanty.
+
+
+
+
+BURLADOR, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA,
+ON SANCHO PANZA
+
+SONNET
+
+ The worthy Sancho Panza here you see;
+ A great soul once was in that body small,
+ Nor was there squire upon this earthly ball
+So plain and simple, or of guile so free.
+Within an ace of being Count was he,
+ And would have been but for the spite and gall
+ Of this vile age, mean and illiberal,
+That cannot even let a donkey be.
+For mounted on an ass (excuse the word),
+ By Rocinante's side this gentle squire
+ Was wont his wandering master to attend.
+Delusive hopes that lure the common herd
+ With promises of ease, the heart's desire,
+ In shadows, dreams, and smoke ye always end.
+
+
+
+
+CACHIDIABLO,
+ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA,
+ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE
+EPITAPH
+
+The knight lies here below,
+ Ill-errant and bruised sore,
+ Whom Rocinante bore
+In his wanderings to and fro.
+By the side of the knight is laid
+ Stolid man Sancho too,
+ Than whom a squire more true
+Was not in the esquire trade.
+
+
+
+
+ TIQUITOC,
+ ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA,
+ON THE TOMB OF DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO
+
+ EPITAPH
+Here Dulcinea lies.
+ Plump was she and robust:
+ Now she is ashes and dust:
+The end of all flesh that dies.
+A lady of high degree,
+ With the port of a lofty dame,
+ And the great Don Quixote's flame,
+And the pride of her village was she.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ These were all the verses that could be deciphered; the rest, the writing
+ being worm-eaten, were handed over to one of the Academicians to make out
+ their meaning conjecturally. We have been informed that at the cost of
+ many sleepless nights and much toil he has succeeded, and that he means to
+ publish them in hopes of Don Quixote's third sally.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <i>"Forse altro cantera con miglior plettro."</i> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
+ <a name="c52e" id="c52e"></a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig">
+ <img alt="c52e.jpg (54K)" src="images/c52e.jpg" width="100%" />
+ </div>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+
+
+
+
+
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