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| author | Roger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org> | 2025-10-15 05:26:34 -0700 |
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| committer | Roger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org> | 2025-10-15 05:26:34 -0700 |
| commit | 544b9688f44cd458c0686559e22b0be2de6842ab (patch) | |
| tree | f2ec5f070abcbc1b2913dd7ea03f1bad135218ef /old/files | |
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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net + + +Title: The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, Complete + +Author: Miguel de Cervantes + +Release Date: July 19, 2004 [EBook #5921] +Last Updated: October 19, 2012 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger + + + + + +</pre> + <div class="mynote"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/5921/old/orig5921-h/main.htm"><i> + LINK TO THE ORIGINAL HTMLL FILE: This Ebook Has Been Reformatted For + Better Appearance In Mobile Viewers Such As Kindles And Others. The + Original Format, Which The Editor Believes Has A More Attractive + Appearance For Laptops And Other Computers, May Be Viewed By Clicking On + This Box.</i></a> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + DON QUIXOTE + </h1> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h2> + by Miguel de Cervantes + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + Translated by John Ormsby + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h3> + Volume I. + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="bookcover.jpg (230K)" src="images/bookcover.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/bookcover.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" + src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="spine.jpg (152K)" src="images/spine.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/spine.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h4> + Ebook Editor's Note + </h4> + <blockquote> + <p> + The book cover and spine above and the images which follow were not part + of the original Ormsby translation—they are taken from the 1880 + edition of J. W. Clark, illustrated by Gustave Dore. Clark in his + edition states that, "The English text of 'Don Quixote' adopted in this + edition is that of Jarvis, with occasional corrections from Motteaux." + See in the introduction below John Ormsby's critique of both the Jarvis + and Motteaux translations. It has been elected in the present Project + Gutenberg edition to attach the famous engravings of Gustave Dore to the + Ormsby translation instead of the Jarvis/Motteaux. The detail of many of + the Dore engravings can be fully appreciated only by utilizing the "Full + Size" button to expand them to their original dimensions. Ormsby in his + Preface has criticized the fanciful nature of Dore's illustrations; + others feel these woodcuts and steel engravings well match Quixote's + dreams. D.W. + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p003.jpg (307K)" src="images/p003.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p003.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + CONTENTS + </h2> + <p> + <br /><br /><a href="#ch1">CHAPTER I</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND + PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA <br /><br /><a + href="#ch2">CHAPTER II</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS + DON QUIXOTE MADE FROM HOME <br /><br /><a href="#ch3">CHAPTER III</a> + WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF DUBBED A + KNIGHT <br /><br /><a href="#ch4">CHAPTER IV</a> OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR + KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN <br /><br /><a href="#ch5">CHAPTER V</a> IN + WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED <br /><br /><a + href="#ch6">CHAPTER VI</a> OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH + THE CURATE AND THE BARBER MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN + <br /><br /><a href="#ch7">CHAPTER VII</a> OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY + KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA <br /><br /><a href="#ch8">CHAPTER VIII</a> + OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE TERRIBLE AND + UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO + BE FITLY RECORDED <br /><br /><a href="#ch9">CHAPTER IX</a> IN WHICH IS + CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE GALLANT BISCAYAN + AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN <br /><br /><a href="#ch10">CHAPTER X</a> OF THE + PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS SQUIRE SANCHO + PANZA <br /><br /><a href="#ch11">CHAPTER XI</a> OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE + WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS <br /><br /><a href="#ch12">CHAPTER XII</a> OF WHAT A + GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE <br /><br /><a href="#ch13">CHAPTER + XIII</a> IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH + OTHER INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a href="#ch14">CHAPTER XIV</a> WHEREIN ARE + INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, TOGETHER WITH OTHER + INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR <br /><br /><a href="#ch15">CHAPTER XV</a> IN WHICH + IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE FELL IN WITH WHEN HE + FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS <br /><br /><a href="#ch16">CHAPTER + XVI</a> OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE + TOOK TO BE A CASTLE <br /><br /><a href="#ch17">CHAPTER XVII</a> IN WHICH + ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE DON QUIXOTE AND HIS + GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, WHICH TO HIS MISFORTUNE HE + TOOK TO BE A CASTLE <br /><br /><a href="#ch18">CHAPTER XVIII</a> IN WHICH + IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, DON QUIXOTE, + AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING <br /><br /><a href="#ch19">CHAPTER XIX</a> + OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF THE + ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER NOTABLE + OCCURRENCES <br /><br /><a href="#ch20">CHAPTER XX</a> OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND + UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA + MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER ACHIEVED BY ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE + WORLD <br /><br /><a href="#ch21">CHAPTER XXI</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE + EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET, TOGETHER WITH OTHER + THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE KNIGHT <br /><br /><a href="#ch22">CHAPTER + XXII</a> OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO + AGAINST THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO <br /><br /><a + href="#ch23">CHAPTER XXIII</a> OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA + MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS + HISTORY <br /><br /><a href="#ch24">CHAPTER XXIV</a> IN WHICH IS CONTINUED + THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA <br /><br /><a href="#ch25">CHAPTER XXV</a> + WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT KNIGHT OF LA + MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION OF THE PENANCE OF + BELTENEBROS <br /><br /><a href="#ch26">CHAPTER XXVI</a> IN WHICH ARE + CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE PLAYED THE PART OF A LOVER + IN THE SIERRA MORENA <br /><br /><a href="#ch27">CHAPTER XXVII</a> OF HOW + THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; TOGETHER WITH OTHER + MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY <br /><br /><a href="#ch28">CHAPTER + XXVIII</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT + BEFELL THE CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA <br /><br /><a + href="#ch29">CHAPTER XXIX</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD + ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE OUR LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE + HAD IMPOSED UPON HIMSELF <br /><br /><a href="#ch30">CHAPTER XXX</a> WHICH + TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER MATTERS + PLEASANT AND AMUSING <br /><br /><a href="#ch31">CHAPTER XXXI</a> OF THE + DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, HIS SQUIRE, + TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a href="#ch32">CHAPTER XXXII</a> + WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN <br /><br /><a + href="#ch33">CHAPTER XXXIII</a> IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE + ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" <br /><br /><a href="#ch34">CHAPTER XXXIV</a> IN + WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" <br /><br /><a + href="#ch35">CHAPTER XXXV</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS + BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE + NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE <br /><br /><a href="#ch36">CHAPTER + XXXVI</a> WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN + <br /><br /><a href="#ch37">CHAPTER XXXVII</a> IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE + STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, WITH OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES <br /><br /><a + href="#ch38">CHAPTER XXXVIII</a> WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON + QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON ARMS AND LETTERS <br /><br /><a href="#ch39">CHAPTER + XXXIX</a> WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES <br /><br /><a + href="#ch40">CHAPTER XL</a> IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED + <br /><br /><a href="#ch41">CHAPTER XLI</a> IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL + CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES <br /><br /><a href="#ch42">CHAPTER XLII</a> WHICH + TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF SEVERAL OTHER THINGS + WORTH KNOWING <br /><br /><a href="#ch43">CHAPTER XLIII</a> WHEREIN IS + RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER WITH OTHER STRANGE + THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN <br /><br /><a href="#ch44">CHAPTER XLIV</a> + IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN <br /><br /><a + href="#ch45">CHAPTER XLV</a> IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S + HELMET AND THE PACK-SADDLE IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT + OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST <br /><br /><a href="#ch46">CHAPTER XLVI</a> + OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY + BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON QUIXOTE + <br /><br /><a href="#ch47">CHAPTER XLVII</a> OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH + DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS CARRIED AWAY ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER + REMARKABLE INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a href="#ch48">CHAPTER XLVIII</a> IN WHICH + THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, WITH OTHER MATTERS + WORTHY OF HIS WIT <br /><br /><a href="#ch49">CHAPTER XLIX</a> WHICH TREATS + OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER DON + QUIXOTE <br /><br /><a href="#ch50">CHAPTER L</a> OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY + WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS <br /><br /><a + href="#ch51">CHAPTER LI</a> WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE + WHO WERE CARRYING OFF DON QUIXOTE <br /><br /><a href="#ch52">CHAPTER LII</a> + OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER WITH THE + RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE + BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + TRANSLATOR'S PREFACE + </h2> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h3> + I: ABOUT THIS TRANSLATION + </h3> + <p> + It was with considerable reluctance that I abandoned in favour of the + present undertaking what had long been a favourite project: that of a new + edition of Shelton's "Don Quixote," which has now become a somewhat scarce + book. There are some—and I confess myself to be one—for whom + Shelton's racy old version, with all its defects, has a charm that no + modern translation, however skilful or correct, could possess. Shelton had + the inestimable advantage of belonging to the same generation as + Cervantes; "Don Quixote" had to him a vitality that only a contemporary + could feel; it cost him no dramatic effort to see things as Cervantes saw + them; there is no anachronism in his language; he put the Spanish of + Cervantes into the English of Shakespeare. Shakespeare himself most likely + knew the book; he may have carried it home with him in his saddle-bags to + Stratford on one of his last journeys, and under the mulberry tree at New + Place joined hands with a kindred genius in its pages. + </p> + <p> + But it was soon made plain to me that to hope for even a moderate + popularity for Shelton was vain. His fine old crusted English would, no + doubt, be relished by a minority, but it would be only by a minority. His + warmest admirers must admit that he is not a satisfactory representative + of Cervantes. His translation of the First Part was very hastily made and + was never revised by him. It has all the freshness and vigour, but also a + full measure of the faults, of a hasty production. It is often very + literal—barbarously literal frequently—but just as often very + loose. He had evidently a good colloquial knowledge of Spanish, but + apparently not much more. It never seems to occur to him that the same + translation of a word will not suit in every case. + </p> + <p> + It is often said that we have no satisfactory translation of "Don + Quixote." To those who are familiar with the original, it savours of + truism or platitude to say so, for in truth there can be no thoroughly + satisfactory translation of "Don Quixote" into English or any other + language. It is not that the Spanish idioms are so utterly unmanageable, + or that the untranslatable words, numerous enough no doubt, are so + superabundant, but rather that the sententious terseness to which the + humour of the book owes its flavour is peculiar to Spanish, and can at + best be only distantly imitated in any other tongue. + </p> + <p> + The history of our English translations of "Don Quixote" is instructive. + Shelton's, the first in any language, was made, apparently, about 1608, + but not published till 1612. This of course was only the First Part. It + has been asserted that the Second, published in 1620, is not the work of + Shelton, but there is nothing to support the assertion save the fact that + it has less spirit, less of what we generally understand by "go," about it + than the first, which would be only natural if the first were the work of + a young man writing currente calamo, and the second that of a middle-aged + man writing for a bookseller. On the other hand, it is closer and more + literal, the style is the same, the very same translations, or + mistranslations, occur in it, and it is extremely unlikely that a new + translator would, by suppressing his name, have allowed Shelton to carry + off the credit. + </p> + <p> + In 1687 John Phillips, Milton's nephew, produced a "Don Quixote" "made + English," he says, "according to the humour of our modern language." His + "Quixote" is not so much a translation as a travesty, and a travesty that + for coarseness, vulgarity, and buffoonery is almost unexampled even in the + literature of that day. + </p> + <p> + Ned Ward's "Life and Notable Adventures of Don Quixote, merrily translated + into Hudibrastic Verse" (1700), can scarcely be reckoned a translation, + but it serves to show the light in which "Don Quixote" was regarded at the + time. + </p> + <p> + A further illustration may be found in the version published in 1712 by + Peter Motteux, who had then recently combined tea-dealing with literature. + It is described as "translated from the original by several hands," but if + so all Spanish flavour has entirely evaporated under the manipulation of + the several hands. The flavour that it has, on the other hand, is + distinctly Franco-cockney. Anyone who compares it carefully with the + original will have little doubt that it is a concoction from Shelton and + the French of Filleau de Saint Martin, eked out by borrowings from + Phillips, whose mode of treatment it adopts. It is, to be sure, more + decent and decorous, but it treats "Don Quixote" in the same fashion as a + comic book that cannot be made too comic. + </p> + <p> + To attempt to improve the humour of "Don Quixote" by an infusion of + cockney flippancy and facetiousness, as Motteux's operators did, is not + merely an impertinence like larding a sirloin of prize beef, but an + absolute falsification of the spirit of the book, and it is a proof of the + uncritical way in which "Don Quixote" is generally read that this worse + than worthless translation—worthless as failing to represent, worse + than worthless as misrepresenting—should have been favoured as it + has been. + </p> + <p> + It had the effect, however, of bringing out a translation undertaken and + executed in a very different spirit, that of Charles Jervas, the portrait + painter, and friend of Pope, Swift, Arbuthnot, and Gay. Jervas has been + allowed little credit for his work, indeed it may be said none, for it is + known to the world in general as Jarvis's. It was not published until + after his death, and the printers gave the name according to the current + pronunciation of the day. It has been the most freely used and the most + freely abused of all the translations. It has seen far more editions than + any other, it is admitted on all hands to be by far the most faithful, and + yet nobody seems to have a good word to say for it or for its author. + Jervas no doubt prejudiced readers against himself in his preface, where + among many true words about Shelton, Stevens, and Motteux, he rashly and + unjustly charges Shelton with having translated not from the Spanish, but + from the Italian version of Franciosini, which did not appear until ten + years after Shelton's first volume. A suspicion of incompetence, too, + seems to have attached to him because he was by profession a painter and a + mediocre one (though he has given us the best portrait we have of Swift), + and this may have been strengthened by Pope's remark that he "translated + 'Don Quixote' without understanding Spanish." He has been also charged + with borrowing from Shelton, whom he disparaged. It is true that in a few + difficult or obscure passages he has followed Shelton, and gone astray + with him; but for one case of this sort, there are fifty where he is right + and Shelton wrong. As for Pope's dictum, anyone who examines Jervas's + version carefully, side by side with the original, will see that he was a + sound Spanish scholar, incomparably a better one than Shelton, except + perhaps in mere colloquial Spanish. He was, in fact, an honest, faithful, + and painstaking translator, and he has left a version which, whatever its + shortcomings may be, is singularly free from errors and mistranslations. + </p> + <p> + The charge against it is that it is stiff, dry—"wooden" in a word,—and + no one can deny that there is a foundation for it. But it may be pleaded + for Jervas that a good deal of this rigidity is due to his abhorrence of + the light, flippant, jocose style of his predecessors. He was one of the + few, very few, translators that have shown any apprehension of the + unsmiling gravity which is the essence of Quixotic humour; it seemed to + him a crime to bring Cervantes forward smirking and grinning at his own + good things, and to this may be attributed in a great measure the ascetic + abstinence from everything savouring of liveliness which is the + characteristic of his translation. In most modern editions, it should be + observed, his style has been smoothed and smartened, but without any + reference to the original Spanish, so that if he has been made to read + more agreeably he has also been robbed of his chief merit of fidelity. + </p> + <p> + Smollett's version, published in 1755, may be almost counted as one of + these. At any rate it is plain that in its construction Jervas's + translation was very freely drawn upon, and very little or probably no + heed given to the original Spanish. + </p> + <p> + The later translations may be dismissed in a few words. George Kelly's, + which appeared in 1769, "printed for the Translator," was an impudent + imposture, being nothing more than Motteux's version with a few of the + words, here and there, artfully transposed; Charles Wilmot's (1774) was + only an abridgment like Florian's, but not so skilfully executed; and the + version published by Miss Smirke in 1818, to accompany her brother's + plates, was merely a patchwork production made out of former translations. + On the latest, Mr. A. J. Duffield's, it would be in every sense of the + word impertinent in me to offer an opinion here. I had not even seen it + when the present undertaking was proposed to me, and since then I may say + vidi tantum, having for obvious reasons resisted the temptation which Mr. + Duffield's reputation and comely volumes hold out to every lover of + Cervantes. + </p> + <p> + From the foregoing history of our translations of "Don Quixote," it will + be seen that there are a good many people who, provided they get the mere + narrative with its full complement of facts, incidents, and adventures + served up to them in a form that amuses them, care very little whether + that form is the one in which Cervantes originally shaped his ideas. On + the other hand, it is clear that there are many who desire to have not + merely the story he tells, but the story as he tells it, so far at least + as differences of idiom and circumstances permit, and who will give a + preference to the conscientious translator, even though he may have + acquitted himself somewhat awkwardly. + </p> + <p> + But after all there is no real antagonism between the two classes; there + is no reason why what pleases the one should not please the other, or why + a translator who makes it his aim to treat "Don Quixote" with the respect + due to a great classic, should not be as acceptable even to the careless + reader as the one who treats it as a famous old jest-book. It is not a + question of caviare to the general, or, if it is, the fault rests with him + who makes so. The method by which Cervantes won the ear of the Spanish + people ought, mutatis mutandis, to be equally effective with the great + majority of English readers. At any rate, even if there are readers to + whom it is a matter of indifference, fidelity to the method is as much a + part of the translator's duty as fidelity to the matter. If he can please + all parties, so much the better; but his first duty is to those who look + to him for as faithful a representation of his author as it is in his + power to give them, faithful to the letter so long as fidelity is + practicable, faithful to the spirit so far as he can make it. + </p> + <p> + My purpose here is not to dogmatise on the rules of translation, but to + indicate those I have followed, or at least tried to the best of my + ability to follow, in the present instance. One which, it seems to me, + cannot be too rigidly followed in translating "Don Quixote," is to avoid + everything that savours of affectation. The book itself is, indeed, in one + sense a protest against it, and no man abhorred it more than Cervantes. + For this reason, I think, any temptation to use antiquated or obsolete + language should be resisted. It is after all an affectation, and one for + which there is no warrant or excuse. Spanish has probably undergone less + change since the seventeenth century than any language in Europe, and by + far the greater and certainly the best part of "Don Quixote" differs but + little in language from the colloquial Spanish of the present day. Except + in the tales and Don Quixote's speeches, the translator who uses the + simplest and plainest everyday language will almost always be the one who + approaches nearest to the original. + </p> + <p> + Seeing that the story of "Don Quixote" and all its characters and + incidents have now been for more than two centuries and a half familiar as + household words in English mouths, it seems to me that the old familiar + names and phrases should not be changed without good reason. Of course a + translator who holds that "Don Quixote" should receive the treatment a + great classic deserves, will feel himself bound by the injunction laid + upon the Morisco in Chap. IX not to omit or add anything. + </p> + <p> + II: ABOUT CERVANTES AND DON QUIXOTE + </p> + <p> + Four generations had laughed over "Don Quixote" before it occurred to + anyone to ask, who and what manner of man was this Miguel de Cervantes + Saavedra whose name is on the title-page; and it was too late for a + satisfactory answer to the question when it was proposed to add a life of + the author to the London edition published at Lord Carteret's instance in + 1738. All traces of the personality of Cervantes had by that time + disappeared. Any floating traditions that may once have existed, + transmitted from men who had known him, had long since died out, and of + other record there was none; for the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries + were incurious as to "the men of the time," a reproach against which the + nineteenth has, at any rate, secured itself, if it has produced no + Shakespeare or Cervantes. All that Mayans y Siscar, to whom the task was + entrusted, or any of those who followed him, Rios, Pellicer, or Navarrete, + could do was to eke out the few allusions Cervantes makes to himself in + his various prefaces with such pieces of documentary evidence bearing upon + his life as they could find. + </p> + <p> + This, however, has been done by the last-named biographer to such good + purpose that he has superseded all predecessors. Thoroughness is the chief + characteristic of Navarrete's work. Besides sifting, testing, and + methodising with rare patience and judgment what had been previously + brought to light, he left, as the saying is, no stone unturned under which + anything to illustrate his subject might possibly be found. Navarrete has + done all that industry and acumen could do, and it is no fault of his if + he has not given us what we want. What Hallam says of Shakespeare may be + applied to the almost parallel case of Cervantes: "It is not the register + of his baptism, or the draft of his will, or the orthography of his name + that we seek; no letter of his writing, no record of his conversation, no + character of him drawn ... by a contemporary has been produced." + </p> + <p> + It is only natural, therefore, that the biographers of Cervantes, forced + to make brick without straw, should have recourse largely to conjecture, + and that conjecture should in some instances come by degrees to take the + place of established fact. All that I propose to do here is to separate + what is matter of fact from what is matter of conjecture, and leave it to + the reader's judgment to decide whether the data justify the inference or + not. + </p> + <p> + The men whose names by common consent stand in the front rank of Spanish + literature, Cervantes, Lope de Vega, Quevedo, Calderon, Garcilaso de la + Vega, the Mendozas, Gongora, were all men of ancient families, and, + curiously, all, except the last, of families that traced their origin to + the same mountain district in the North of Spain. The family of Cervantes + is commonly said to have been of Galician origin, and unquestionably it + was in possession of lands in Galicia at a very early date; but I think + the balance of the evidence tends to show that the "solar," the original + site of the family, was at Cervatos in the north-west corner of Old + Castile, close to the junction of Castile, Leon, and the Asturias. As it + happens, there is a complete history of the Cervantes family from the + tenth century down to the seventeenth extant under the title of + "Illustrious Ancestry, Glorious Deeds, and Noble Posterity of the Famous + Nuno Alfonso, Alcaide of Toledo," written in 1648 by the industrious + genealogist Rodrigo Mendez Silva, who availed himself of a manuscript + genealogy by Juan de Mena, the poet laureate and historiographer of John + II. + </p> + <p> + The origin of the name Cervantes is curious. Nuno Alfonso was almost as + distinguished in the struggle against the Moors in the reign of Alfonso + VII as the Cid had been half a century before in that of Alfonso VI, and + was rewarded by divers grants of land in the neighbourhood of Toledo. On + one of his acquisitions, about two leagues from the city, he built himself + a castle which he called Cervatos, because "he was lord of the solar of + Cervatos in the Montana," as the mountain region extending from the Basque + Provinces to Leon was always called. At his death in battle in 1143, the + castle passed by his will to his son Alfonso Munio, who, as territorial or + local surnames were then coming into vogue in place of the simple + patronymic, took the additional name of Cervatos. His eldest son Pedro + succeeded him in the possession of the castle, and followed his example in + adopting the name, an assumption at which the younger son, Gonzalo, seems + to have taken umbrage. + </p> + <p> + Everyone who has paid even a flying visit to Toledo will remember the + ruined castle that crowns the hill above the spot where the bridge of + Alcantara spans the gorge of the Tagus, and with its broken outline and + crumbling walls makes such an admirable pendant to the square solid + Alcazar towering over the city roofs on the opposite side. It was built, + or as some say restored, by Alfonso VI shortly after his occupation of + Toledo in 1085, and called by him San Servando after a Spanish martyr, a + name subsequently modified into San Servan (in which form it appears in + the "Poem of the Cid"), San Servantes, and San Cervantes: with regard to + which last the "Handbook for Spain" warns its readers against the + supposition that it has anything to do with the author of "Don Quixote." + Ford, as all know who have taken him for a companion and counsellor on the + roads of Spain, is seldom wrong in matters of literature or history. In + this instance, however, he is in error. It has everything to do with the + author of "Don Quixote," for it is in fact these old walls that have given + to Spain the name she is proudest of to-day. Gonzalo, above mentioned, it + may be readily conceived, did not relish the appropriation by his brother + of a name to which he himself had an equal right, for though nominally + taken from the castle, it was in reality derived from the ancient + territorial possession of the family, and as a set-off, and to distinguish + himself (diferenciarse) from his brother, he took as a surname the name of + the castle on the bank of the Tagus, in the building of which, according + to a family tradition, his great-grandfather had a share. + </p> + <p> + Both brothers founded families. The Cervantes branch had more tenacity; it + sent offshoots in various directions, Andalusia, Estremadura, Galicia, and + Portugal, and produced a goodly line of men distinguished in the service + of Church and State. Gonzalo himself, and apparently a son of his, + followed Ferdinand III in the great campaign of 1236-48 that gave Cordova + and Seville to Christian Spain and penned up the Moors in the kingdom of + Granada, and his descendants intermarried with some of the noblest + families of the Peninsula and numbered among them soldiers, magistrates, + and Church dignitaries, including at least two cardinal-archbishops. + </p> + <p> + Of the line that settled in Andalusia, Deigo de Cervantes, Commander of + the Order of Santiago, married Juana Avellaneda, daughter of Juan Arias de + Saavedra, and had several sons, of whom one was Gonzalo Gomez, Corregidor + of Jerez and ancestor of the Mexican and Columbian branches of the family; + and another, Juan, whose son Rodrigo married Dona Leonor de Cortinas, and + by her had four children, Rodrigo, Andrea, Luisa, and Miguel, our author. + </p> + <p> + The pedigree of Cervantes is not without its bearing on "Don Quixote." A + man who could look back upon an ancestry of genuine knights-errant + extending from well-nigh the time of Pelayo to the siege of Granada was + likely to have a strong feeling on the subject of the sham chivalry of the + romances. It gives a point, too, to what he says in more than one place + about families that have once been great and have tapered away until they + have come to nothing, like a pyramid. It was the case of his own. + </p> + <p> + He was born at Alcala de Henares and baptised in the church of Santa Maria + Mayor on the 9th of October, 1547. Of his boyhood and youth we know + nothing, unless it be from the glimpse he gives us in the preface to his + "Comedies" of himself as a boy looking on with delight while Lope de Rueda + and his company set up their rude plank stage in the plaza and acted the + rustic farces which he himself afterwards took as the model of his + interludes. This first glimpse, however, is a significant one, for it + shows the early development of that love of the drama which exercised such + an influence on his life and seems to have grown stronger as he grew + older, and of which this very preface, written only a few months before + his death, is such a striking proof. He gives us to understand, too, that + he was a great reader in his youth; but of this no assurance was needed, + for the First Part of "Don Quixote" alone proves a vast amount of + miscellaneous reading, romances of chivalry, ballads, popular poetry, + chronicles, for which he had no time or opportunity except in the first + twenty years of his life; and his misquotations and mistakes in matters of + detail are always, it may be noticed, those of a man recalling the reading + of his boyhood. + </p> + <p> + Other things besides the drama were in their infancy when Cervantes was a + boy. The period of his boyhood was in every way a transition period for + Spain. The old chivalrous Spain had passed away. The new Spain was the + mightiest power the world had seen since the Roman Empire and it had not + yet been called upon to pay the price of its greatness. By the policy of + Ferdinand and Ximenez the sovereign had been made absolute, and the Church + and Inquisition adroitly adjusted to keep him so. The nobles, who had + always resisted absolutism as strenuously as they had fought the Moors, + had been divested of all political power, a like fate had befallen the + cities, the free constitutions of Castile and Aragon had been swept away, + and the only function that remained to the Cortes was that of granting + money at the King's dictation. + </p> + <p> + The transition extended to literature. Men who, like Garcilaso de la Vega + and Diego Hurtado de Mendoza, followed the Italian wars, had brought back + from Italy the products of the post-Renaissance literature, which took + root and flourished and even threatened to extinguish the native growths. + Damon and Thyrsis, Phyllis and Chloe had been fairly naturalised in Spain, + together with all the devices of pastoral poetry for investing with an air + of novelty the idea of a dispairing shepherd and inflexible shepherdess. + As a set-off against this, the old historical and traditional ballads, and + the true pastorals, the songs and ballads of peasant life, were being + collected assiduously and printed in the cancioneros that succeeded one + another with increasing rapidity. But the most notable consequence, + perhaps, of the spread of printing was the flood of romances of chivalry + that had continued to pour from the press ever since Garci Ordonez de + Montalvo had resuscitated "Amadis of Gaul" at the beginning of the + century. + </p> + <p> + For a youth fond of reading, solid or light, there could have been no + better spot in Spain than Alcala de Henares in the middle of the sixteenth + century. It was then a busy, populous university town, something more than + the enterprising rival of Salamanca, and altogether a very different place + from the melancholy, silent, deserted Alcala the traveller sees now as he + goes from Madrid to Saragossa. Theology and medicine may have been the + strong points of the university, but the town itself seems to have + inclined rather to the humanities and light literature, and as a producer + of books Alcala was already beginning to compete with the older presses of + Toledo, Burgos, Salamanca and Seville. + </p> + <p> + A pendant to the picture Cervantes has given us of his first playgoings + might, no doubt, have been often seen in the streets of Alcala at that + time; a bright, eager, tawny-haired boy peering into a book-shop where the + latest volumes lay open to tempt the public, wondering, it may be, what + that little book with the woodcut of the blind beggar and his boy, that + called itself "Vida de Lazarillo de Tormes, segunda impresion," could be + about; or with eyes brimming over with merriment gazing at one of those + preposterous portraits of a knight-errant in outrageous panoply and plumes + with which the publishers of chivalry romances loved to embellish the + title-pages of their folios. If the boy was the father of the man, the + sense of the incongruous that was strong at fifty was lively at ten, and + some such reflections as these may have been the true genesis of "Don + Quixote." + </p> + <p> + For his more solid education, we are told, he went to Salamanca. But why + Rodrigo de Cervantes, who was very poor, should have sent his son to a + university a hundred and fifty miles away when he had one at his own door, + would be a puzzle, if we had any reason for supposing that he did so. The + only evidence is a vague statement by Professor Tomas Gonzalez, that he + once saw an old entry of the matriculation of a Miguel de Cervantes. This + does not appear to have been ever seen again; but even if it had, and if + the date corresponded, it would prove nothing, as there were at least two + other Miguels born about the middle of the century; one of them, moreover, + a Cervantes Saavedra, a cousin, no doubt, who was a source of great + embarrassment to the biographers. + </p> + <p> + That he was a student neither at Salamanca nor at Alcala is best proved by + his own works. No man drew more largely upon experience than he did, and + he has nowhere left a single reminiscence of student life—for the + "Tia Fingida," if it be his, is not one—nothing, not even "a college + joke," to show that he remembered days that most men remember best. All + that we know positively about his education is that Juan Lopez de Hoyos, a + professor of humanities and belles-lettres of some eminence, calls him his + "dear and beloved pupil." This was in a little collection of verses by + different hands on the death of Isabel de Valois, second queen of Philip + II, published by the professor in 1569, to which Cervantes contributed + four pieces, including an elegy, and an epitaph in the form of a sonnet. + It is only by a rare chance that a "Lycidas" finds its way into a volume + of this sort, and Cervantes was no Milton. His verses are no worse than + such things usually are; so much, at least, may be said for them. + </p> + <p> + By the time the book appeared he had left Spain, and, as fate ordered it, + for twelve years, the most eventful ones of his life. Giulio, afterwards + Cardinal, Acquaviva had been sent at the end of 1568 to Philip II by the + Pope on a mission, partly of condolence, partly political, and on his + return to Rome, which was somewhat brusquely expedited by the King, he + took Cervantes with him as his camarero (chamberlain), the office he + himself held in the Pope's household. The post would no doubt have led to + advancement at the Papal Court had Cervantes retained it, but in the + summer of 1570 he resigned it and enlisted as a private soldier in Captain + Diego Urbina's company, belonging to Don Miguel de Moncada's regiment, but + at that time forming a part of the command of Marc Antony Colonna. What + impelled him to this step we know not, whether it was distaste for the + career before him, or purely military enthusiasm. It may well have been + the latter, for it was a stirring time; the events, however, which led to + the alliance between Spain, Venice, and the Pope, against the common + enemy, the Porte, and to the victory of the combined fleets at Lepanto, + belong rather to the history of Europe than to the life of Cervantes. He + was one of those that sailed from Messina, in September 1571, under the + command of Don John of Austria; but on the morning of the 7th of October, + when the Turkish fleet was sighted, he was lying below ill with fever. At + the news that the enemy was in sight he rose, and, in spite of the + remonstrances of his comrades and superiors, insisted on taking his post, + saying he preferred death in the service of God and the King to health. + His galley, the Marquesa, was in the thick of the fight, and before it was + over he had received three gunshot wounds, two in the breast and one in + the left hand or arm. On the morning after the battle, according to + Navarrete, he had an interview with the commander-in-chief, Don John, who + was making a personal inspection of the wounded, one result of which was + an addition of three crowns to his pay, and another, apparently, the + friendship of his general. + </p> + <p> + How severely Cervantes was wounded may be inferred from the fact, that + with youth, a vigorous frame, and as cheerful and buoyant a temperament as + ever invalid had, he was seven months in hospital at Messina before he was + discharged. He came out with his left hand permanently disabled; he had + lost the use of it, as Mercury told him in the "Viaje del Parnaso" for the + greater glory of the right. This, however, did not absolutely unfit him + for service, and in April 1572 he joined Manuel Ponce de Leon's company of + Lope de Figueroa's regiment, in which, it seems probable, his brother + Rodrigo was serving, and shared in the operations of the next three years, + including the capture of the Goletta and Tunis. Taking advantage of the + lull which followed the recapture of these places by the Turks, he + obtained leave to return to Spain, and sailed from Naples in September + 1575 on board the Sun galley, in company with his brother Rodrigo, Pedro + Carrillo de Quesada, late Governor of the Goletta, and some others, and + furnished with letters from Don John of Austria and the Duke of Sesa, the + Viceroy of Sicily, recommending him to the King for the command of a + company, on account of his services; a dono infelice as events proved. On + the 26th they fell in with a squadron of Algerine galleys, and after a + stout resistance were overpowered and carried into Algiers. + </p> + <p> + By means of a ransomed fellow-captive the brothers contrived to inform + their family of their condition, and the poor people at Alcala at once + strove to raise the ransom money, the father disposing of all he + possessed, and the two sisters giving up their marriage portions. But Dali + Mami had found on Cervantes the letters addressed to the King by Don John + and the Duke of Sesa, and, concluding that his prize must be a person of + great consequence, when the money came he refused it scornfully as being + altogether insufficient. The owner of Rodrigo, however, was more easily + satisfied; ransom was accepted in his case, and it was arranged between + the brothers that he should return to Spain and procure a vessel in which + he was to come back to Algiers and take off Miguel and as many of their + comrades as possible. This was not the first attempt to escape that + Cervantes had made. Soon after the commencement of his captivity he + induced several of his companions to join him in trying to reach Oran, + then a Spanish post, on foot; but after the first day's journey, the Moor + who had agreed to act as their guide deserted them, and they had no choice + but to return. The second attempt was more disastrous. In a garden outside + the city on the sea-shore, he constructed, with the help of the gardener, + a Spaniard, a hiding-place, to which he brought, one by one, fourteen of + his fellow-captives, keeping them there in secrecy for several months, and + supplying them with food through a renegade known as El Dorador, "the + Gilder." How he, a captive himself, contrived to do all this, is one of + the mysteries of the story. Wild as the project may appear, it was very + nearly successful. The vessel procured by Rodrigo made its appearance off + the coast, and under cover of night was proceeding to take off the + refugees, when the crew were alarmed by a passing fishing boat, and beat a + hasty retreat. On renewing the attempt shortly afterwards, they, or a + portion of them at least, were taken prisoners, and just as the poor + fellows in the garden were exulting in the thought that in a few moments + more freedom would be within their grasp, they found themselves surrounded + by Turkish troops, horse and foot. The Dorador had revealed the whole + scheme to the Dey Hassan. + </p> + <p> + When Cervantes saw what had befallen them, he charged his companions to + lay all the blame upon him, and as they were being bound he declared aloud + that the whole plot was of his contriving, and that nobody else had any + share in it. Brought before the Dey, he said the same. He was threatened + with impalement and with torture; and as cutting off ears and noses were + playful freaks with the Algerines, it may be conceived what their tortures + were like; but nothing could make him swerve from his original statement + that he and he alone was responsible. The upshot was that the unhappy + gardener was hanged by his master, and the prisoners taken possession of + by the Dey, who, however, afterwards restored most of them to their + masters, but kept Cervantes, paying Dali Mami 500 crowns for him. He felt, + no doubt, that a man of such resource, energy, and daring, was too + dangerous a piece of property to be left in private hands; and he had him + heavily ironed and lodged in his own prison. If he thought that by these + means he could break the spirit or shake the resolution of his prisoner, + he was soon undeceived, for Cervantes contrived before long to despatch a + letter to the Governor of Oran, entreating him to send him some one that + could be trusted, to enable him and three other gentlemen, fellow-captives + of his, to make their escape; intending evidently to renew his first + attempt with a more trustworthy guide. Unfortunately the Moor who carried + the letter was stopped just outside Oran, and the letter being found upon + him, he was sent back to Algiers, where by the order of the Dey he was + promptly impaled as a warning to others, while Cervantes was condemned to + receive two thousand blows of the stick, a number which most likely would + have deprived the world of "Don Quixote," had not some persons, who they + were we know not, interceded on his behalf. + </p> + <p> + After this he seems to have been kept in still closer confinement than + before, for nearly two years passed before he made another attempt. This + time his plan was to purchase, by the aid of a Spanish renegade and two + Valencian merchants resident in Algiers, an armed vessel in which he and + about sixty of the leading captives were to make their escape; but just as + they were about to put it into execution one Doctor Juan Blanco de Paz, an + ecclesiastic and a compatriot, informed the Dey of the plot. Cervantes by + force of character, by his self-devotion, by his untiring energy and his + exertions to lighten the lot of his companions in misery, had endeared + himself to all, and become the leading spirit in the captive colony, and, + incredible as it may seem, jealousy of his influence and the esteem in + which he was held, moved this man to compass his destruction by a cruel + death. The merchants finding that the Dey knew all, and fearing that + Cervantes under torture might make disclosures that would imperil their + own lives, tried to persuade him to slip away on board a vessel that was + on the point of sailing for Spain; but he told them they had nothing to + fear, for no tortures would make him compromise anybody, and he went at + once and gave himself up to the Dey. + </p> + <p> + As before, the Dey tried to force him to name his accomplices. Everything + was made ready for his immediate execution; the halter was put round his + neck and his hands tied behind him, but all that could be got from him was + that he himself, with the help of four gentlemen who had since left + Algiers, had arranged the whole, and that the sixty who were to accompany + him were not to know anything of it until the last moment. Finding he + could make nothing of him, the Dey sent him back to prison more heavily + ironed than before. + </p> + <p> + The poverty-stricken Cervantes family had been all this time trying once + more to raise the ransom money, and at last a sum of three hundred ducats + was got together and entrusted to the Redemptorist Father Juan Gil, who + was about to sail for Algiers. The Dey, however, demanded more than double + the sum offered, and as his term of office had expired and he was about to + sail for Constantinople, taking all his slaves with him, the case of + Cervantes was critical. He was already on board heavily ironed, when the + Dey at length agreed to reduce his demand by one-half, and Father Gil by + borrowing was able to make up the amount, and on September 19, 1580, after + a captivity of five years all but a week, Cervantes was at last set free. + Before long he discovered that Blanco de Paz, who claimed to be an officer + of the Inquisition, was now concocting on false evidence a charge of + misconduct to be brought against him on his return to Spain. To checkmate + him Cervantes drew up a series of twenty-five questions, covering the + whole period of his captivity, upon which he requested Father Gil to take + the depositions of credible witnesses before a notary. Eleven witnesses + taken from among the principal captives in Algiers deposed to all the + facts above stated and to a great deal more besides. There is something + touching in the admiration, love, and gratitude we see struggling to find + expression in the formal language of the notary, as they testify one after + another to the good deeds of Cervantes, how he comforted and helped the + weak-hearted, how he kept up their drooping courage, how he shared his + poor purse with this deponent, and how "in him this deponent found father + and mother." + </p> + <p> + On his return to Spain he found his old regiment about to march for + Portugal to support Philip's claim to the crown, and utterly penniless + now, had no choice but to rejoin it. He was in the expeditions to the + Azores in 1582 and the following year, and on the conclusion of the war + returned to Spain in the autumn of 1583, bringing with him the manuscript + of his pastoral romance, the "Galatea," and probably also, to judge by + internal evidence, that of the first portion of "Persiles and Sigismunda." + He also brought back with him, his biographers assert, an infant daughter, + the offspring of an amour, as some of them with great circumstantiality + inform us, with a Lisbon lady of noble birth, whose name, however, as well + as that of the street she lived in, they omit to mention. The sole + foundation for all this is that in 1605 there certainly was living in the + family of Cervantes a Dona Isabel de Saavedra, who is described in an + official document as his natural daughter, and then twenty years of age. + </p> + <p> + With his crippled left hand promotion in the army was hopeless, now that + Don John was dead and he had no one to press his claims and services, and + for a man drawing on to forty life in the ranks was a dismal prospect; he + had already a certain reputation as a poet; he made up his mind, + therefore, to cast his lot with literature, and for a first venture + committed his "Galatea" to the press. It was published, as Salva y Mallen + shows conclusively, at Alcala, his own birth-place, in 1585 and no doubt + helped to make his name more widely known, but certainly did not do him + much good in any other way. + </p> + <p> + While it was going through the press, he married Dona Catalina de Palacios + Salazar y Vozmediano, a lady of Esquivias near Madrid, and apparently a + friend of the family, who brought him a fortune which may possibly have + served to keep the wolf from the door, but if so, that was all. The drama + had by this time outgrown market-place stages and strolling companies, and + with his old love for it he naturally turned to it for a congenial + employment. In about three years he wrote twenty or thirty plays, which he + tells us were performed without any throwing of cucumbers or other + missiles, and ran their course without any hisses, outcries, or + disturbance. In other words, his plays were not bad enough to be hissed + off the stage, but not good enough to hold their own upon it. Only two of + them have been preserved, but as they happen to be two of the seven or + eight he mentions with complacency, we may assume they are favourable + specimens, and no one who reads the "Numancia" and the "Trato de Argel" + will feel any surprise that they failed as acting dramas. Whatever merits + they may have, whatever occasional they may show, they are, as regards + construction, incurably clumsy. How completely they failed is manifest + from the fact that with all his sanguine temperament and indomitable + perseverance he was unable to maintain the struggle to gain a livelihood + as a dramatist for more than three years; nor was the rising popularity of + Lope the cause, as is often said, notwithstanding his own words to the + contrary. When Lope began to write for the stage is uncertain, but it was + certainly after Cervantes went to Seville. + </p> + <p> + Among the "Nuevos Documentos" printed by Senor Asensio y Toledo is one + dated 1592, and curiously characteristic of Cervantes. It is an agreement + with one Rodrigo Osorio, a manager, who was to accept six comedies at + fifty ducats (about 6l.) apiece, not to be paid in any case unless it + appeared on representation that the said comedy was one of the best that + had ever been represented in Spain. The test does not seem to have been + ever applied; perhaps it was sufficiently apparent to Rodrigo Osorio that + the comedies were not among the best that had ever been represented. Among + the correspondence of Cervantes there might have been found, no doubt, + more than one letter like that we see in the "Rake's Progress," "Sir, I + have read your play, and it will not doo." + </p> + <p> + He was more successful in a literary contest at Saragossa in 1595 in + honour of the canonisation of St. Jacinto, when his composition won the + first prize, three silver spoons. The year before this he had been + appointed a collector of revenues for the kingdom of Granada. In order to + remit the money he had collected more conveniently to the treasury, he + entrusted it to a merchant, who failed and absconded; and as the + bankrupt's assets were insufficient to cover the whole, he was sent to + prison at Seville in September 1597. The balance against him, however, was + a small one, about 26l., and on giving security for it he was released at + the end of the year. + </p> + <p> + It was as he journeyed from town to town collecting the king's taxes, that + he noted down those bits of inn and wayside life and character that abound + in the pages of "Don Quixote:" the Benedictine monks with spectacles and + sunshades, mounted on their tall mules; the strollers in costume bound for + the next village; the barber with his basin on his head, on his way to + bleed a patient; the recruit with his breeches in his bundle, tramping + along the road singing; the reapers gathered in the venta gateway + listening to "Felixmarte of Hircania" read out to them; and those little + Hogarthian touches that he so well knew how to bring in, the ox-tail + hanging up with the landlord's comb stuck in it, the wine-skins at the + bed-head, and those notable examples of hostelry art, Helen going off in + high spirits on Paris's arm, and Dido on the tower dropping tears as big + as walnuts. Nay, it may well be that on those journeys into remote regions + he came across now and then a specimen of the pauper gentleman, with his + lean hack and his greyhound and his books of chivalry, dreaming away his + life in happy ignorance that the world had changed since his + great-grandfather's old helmet was new. But it was in Seville that he + found out his true vocation, though he himself would not by any means have + admitted it to be so. It was there, in Triana, that he was first tempted + to try his hand at drawing from life, and first brought his humour into + play in the exquisite little sketch of "Rinconete y Cortadillo," the germ, + in more ways than one, of "Don Quixote." + </p> + <p> + Where and when that was written, we cannot tell. After his imprisonment + all trace of Cervantes in his official capacity disappears, from which it + may be inferred that he was not reinstated. That he was still in Seville + in November 1598 appears from a satirical sonnet of his on the elaborate + catafalque erected to testify the grief of the city at the death of Philip + II, but from this up to 1603 we have no clue to his movements. The words + in the preface to the First Part of "Don Quixote" are generally held to be + conclusive that he conceived the idea of the book, and wrote the beginning + of it at least, in a prison, and that he may have done so is extremely + likely. + </p> + <p> + There is a tradition that Cervantes read some portions of his work to a + select audience at the Duke of Bejar's, which may have helped to make the + book known; but the obvious conclusion is that the First Part of "Don + Quixote" lay on his hands some time before he could find a publisher bold + enough to undertake a venture of so novel a character; and so little faith + in it had Francisco Robles of Madrid, to whom at last he sold it, that he + did not care to incur the expense of securing the copyright for Aragon or + Portugal, contenting himself with that for Castile. The printing was + finished in December, and the book came out with the new year, 1605. It is + often said that "Don Quixote" was at first received coldly. The facts show + just the contrary. No sooner was it in the hands of the public than + preparations were made to issue pirated editions at Lisbon and Valencia, + and to bring out a second edition with the additional copyrights for + Aragon and Portugal, which he secured in February. + </p> + <p> + No doubt it was received with something more than coldness by certain + sections of the community. Men of wit, taste, and discrimination among the + aristocracy gave it a hearty welcome, but the aristocracy in general were + not likely to relish a book that turned their favourite reading into + ridicule and laughed at so many of their favourite ideas. The dramatists + who gathered round Lope as their leader regarded Cervantes as their common + enemy, and it is plain that he was equally obnoxious to the other clique, + the culto poets who had Gongora for their chief. Navarrete, who knew + nothing of the letter above mentioned, tries hard to show that the + relations between Cervantes and Lope were of a very friendly sort, as + indeed they were until "Don Quixote" was written. Cervantes, indeed, to + the last generously and manfully declared his admiration of Lope's powers, + his unfailing invention, and his marvellous fertility; but in the preface + of the First Part of "Don Quixote" and in the verses of "Urganda the + Unknown," and one or two other places, there are, if we read between the + lines, sly hits at Lope's vanities and affectations that argue no personal + good-will; and Lope openly sneers at "Don Quixote" and Cervantes, and + fourteen years after his death gives him only a few lines of cold + commonplace in the "Laurel de Apolo," that seem all the colder for the + eulogies of a host of nonentities whose names are found nowhere else. + </p> + <p> + In 1601 Valladolid was made the seat of the Court, and at the beginning of + 1603 Cervantes had been summoned thither in connection with the balance + due by him to the Treasury, which was still outstanding. He remained at + Valladolid, apparently supporting himself by agencies and scrivener's work + of some sort; probably drafting petitions and drawing up statements of + claims to be presented to the Council, and the like. So, at least, we + gather from the depositions taken on the occasion of the death of a + gentleman, the victim of a street brawl, who had been carried into the + house in which he lived. In these he himself is described as a man who + wrote and transacted business, and it appears that his household then + consisted of his wife, the natural daughter Isabel de Saavedra already + mentioned, his sister Andrea, now a widow, her daughter Constanza, a + mysterious Magdalena de Sotomayor calling herself his sister, for whom his + biographers cannot account, and a servant-maid. + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile "Don Quixote" had been growing in favour, and its author's name + was now known beyond the Pyrenees. In 1607 an edition was printed at + Brussels. Robles, the Madrid publisher, found it necessary to meet the + demand by a third edition, the seventh in all, in 1608. The popularity of + the book in Italy was such that a Milan bookseller was led to bring out an + edition in 1610; and another was called for in Brussels in 1611. It might + naturally have been expected that, with such proofs before him that he had + hit the taste of the public, Cervantes would have at once set about + redeeming his rather vague promise of a second volume. + </p> + <p> + But, to all appearance, nothing was farther from his thoughts. He had + still by him one or two short tales of the same vintage as those he had + inserted in "Don Quixote" and instead of continuing the adventures of Don + Quixote, he set to work to write more of these "Novelas Exemplares" as he + afterwards called them, with a view to making a book of them. + </p> + <p> + The novels were published in the summer of 1613, with a dedication to the + Conde de Lemos, the Maecenas of the day, and with one of those chatty + confidential prefaces Cervantes was so fond of. In this, eight years and a + half after the First Part of "Don Quixote" had appeared, we get the first + hint of a forthcoming Second Part. "You shall see shortly," he says, "the + further exploits of Don Quixote and humours of Sancho Panza." His idea of + "shortly" was a somewhat elastic one, for, as we know by the date to + Sancho's letter, he had barely one-half of the book completed that time + twelvemonth. + </p> + <p> + But more than poems, or pastorals, or novels, it was his dramatic ambition + that engrossed his thoughts. The same indomitable spirit that kept him + from despair in the bagnios of Algiers, and prompted him to attempt the + escape of himself and his comrades again and again, made him persevere in + spite of failure and discouragement in his efforts to win the ear of the + public as a dramatist. The temperament of Cervantes was essentially + sanguine. The portrait he draws in the preface to the novels, with the + aquiline features, chestnut hair, smooth untroubled forehead, and bright + cheerful eyes, is the very portrait of a sanguine man. Nothing that the + managers might say could persuade him that the merits of his plays would + not be recognised at last if they were only given a fair chance. The old + soldier of the Spanish Salamis was bent on being the Aeschylus of Spain. + He was to found a great national drama, based on the true principles of + art, that was to be the envy of all nations; he was to drive from the + stage the silly, childish plays, the "mirrors of nonsense and models of + folly" that were in vogue through the cupidity of the managers and + shortsightedness of the authors; he was to correct and educate the public + taste until it was ripe for tragedies on the model of the Greek drama—like + the "Numancia" for instance—and comedies that would not only amuse + but improve and instruct. All this he was to do, could he once get a + hearing: there was the initial difficulty. + </p> + <p> + He shows plainly enough, too, that "Don Quixote" and the demolition of the + chivalry romances was not the work that lay next his heart. He was, + indeed, as he says himself in his preface, more a stepfather than a father + to "Don Quixote." Never was great work so neglected by its author. That it + was written carelessly, hastily, and by fits and starts, was not always + his fault, but it seems clear he never read what he sent to the press. He + knew how the printers had blundered, but he never took the trouble to + correct them when the third edition was in progress, as a man who really + cared for the child of his brain would have done. He appears to have + regarded the book as little more than a mere libro de entretenimiento, an + amusing book, a thing, as he says in the "Viaje," "to divert the + melancholy moody heart at any time or season." No doubt he had an + affection for his hero, and was very proud of Sancho Panza. It would have + been strange indeed if he had not been proud of the most humorous creation + in all fiction. He was proud, too, of the popularity and success of the + book, and beyond measure delightful is the naivete with which he shows his + pride in a dozen passages in the Second Part. But it was not the success + he coveted. In all probability he would have given all the success of "Don + Quixote," nay, would have seen every copy of "Don Quixote" burned in the + Plaza Mayor, for one such success as Lope de Vega was enjoying on an + average once a week. + </p> + <p> + And so he went on, dawdling over "Don Quixote," adding a chapter now and + again, and putting it aside to turn to "Persiles and Sigismunda"—which, + as we know, was to be the most entertaining book in the language, and the + rival of "Theagenes and Chariclea"—or finishing off one of his + darling comedies; and if Robles asked when "Don Quixote" would be ready, + the answer no doubt was: En breve—shortly, there was time enough for + that. At sixty-eight he was as full of life and hope and plans for the + future as a boy of eighteen. + </p> + <p> + Nemesis was coming, however. He had got as far as Chapter LIX, which at + his leisurely pace he could hardly have reached before October or November + 1614, when there was put into his hand a small octave lately printed at + Tarragona, and calling itself "Second Volume of the Ingenious Gentleman + Don Quixote of La Mancha: by the Licentiate Alonso Fernandez de Avellaneda + of Tordesillas." The last half of Chapter LIX and most of the following + chapters of the Second Part give us some idea of the effect produced upon + him, and his irritation was not likely to be lessened by the reflection + that he had no one to blame but himself. Had Avellaneda, in fact, been + content with merely bringing out a continuation to "Don Quixote," + Cervantes would have had no reasonable grievance. His own intentions were + expressed in the very vaguest language at the end of the book; nay, in his + last words, "forse altro cantera con miglior plettro," he seems actually + to invite some one else to continue the work, and he made no sign until + eight years and a half had gone by; by which time Avellaneda's volume was + no doubt written. + </p> + <p> + In fact Cervantes had no case, or a very bad one, as far as the mere + continuation was concerned. But Avellaneda chose to write a preface to it, + full of such coarse personal abuse as only an ill-conditioned man could + pour out. He taunts Cervantes with being old, with having lost his hand, + with having been in prison, with being poor, with being friendless, + accuses him of envy of Lope's success, of petulance and querulousness, and + so on; and it was in this that the sting lay. Avellaneda's reason for this + personal attack is obvious enough. Whoever he may have been, it is clear + that he was one of the dramatists of Lope's school, for he has the + impudence to charge Cervantes with attacking him as well as Lope in his + criticism on the drama. His identification has exercised the best critics + and baffled all the ingenuity and research that has been brought to bear + on it. Navarrete and Ticknor both incline to the belief that Cervantes + knew who he was; but I must say I think the anger he shows suggests an + invisible assailant; it is like the irritation of a man stung by a + mosquito in the dark. Cervantes from certain solecisms of language + pronounces him to be an Aragonese, and Pellicer, an Aragonese himself, + supports this view and believes him, moreover, to have been an + ecclesiastic, a Dominican probably. + </p> + <p> + Any merit Avellaneda has is reflected from Cervantes, and he is too dull + to reflect much. "Dull and dirty" will always be, I imagine, the verdict + of the vast majority of unprejudiced readers. He is, at best, a poor + plagiarist; all he can do is to follow slavishly the lead given him by + Cervantes; his only humour lies in making Don Quixote take inns for + castles and fancy himself some legendary or historical personage, and + Sancho mistake words, invert proverbs, and display his gluttony; all + through he shows a proclivity to coarseness and dirt, and he has contrived + to introduce two tales filthier than anything by the sixteenth century + novellieri and without their sprightliness. + </p> + <p> + But whatever Avellaneda and his book may be, we must not forget the debt + we owe them. But for them, there can be no doubt, "Don Quixote" would have + come to us a mere torso instead of a complete work. Even if Cervantes had + finished the volume he had in hand, most assuredly he would have left off + with a promise of a Third Part, giving the further adventures of Don + Quixote and humours of Sancho Panza as shepherds. It is plain that he had + at one time an intention of dealing with the pastoral romances as he had + dealt with the books of chivalry, and but for Avellaneda he would have + tried to carry it out. But it is more likely that, with his plans, and + projects, and hopefulness, the volume would have remained unfinished till + his death, and that we should have never made the acquaintance of the Duke + and Duchess, or gone with Sancho to Barataria. + </p> + <p> + From the moment the book came into his hands he seems to have been haunted + by the fear that there might be more Avellanedas in the field, and putting + everything else aside, he set himself to finish off his task and protect + Don Quixote in the only way he could, by killing him. The conclusion is no + doubt a hasty and in some places clumsy piece of work and the frequent + repetition of the scolding administered to Avellaneda becomes in the end + rather wearisome; but it is, at any rate, a conclusion and for that we + must thank Avellaneda. + </p> + <p> + The new volume was ready for the press in February, but was not printed + till the very end of 1615, and during the interval Cervantes put together + the comedies and interludes he had written within the last few years, and, + as he adds plaintively, found no demand for among the managers, and + published them with a preface, worth the book it introduces tenfold, in + which he gives an account of the early Spanish stage, and of his own + attempts as a dramatist. It is needless to say they were put forward by + Cervantes in all good faith and full confidence in their merits. The + reader, however, was not to suppose they were his last word or final + effort in the drama, for he had in hand a comedy called "Engano a los + ojos," about which, if he mistook not, there would be no question. + </p> + <p> + Of this dramatic masterpiece the world has no opportunity of judging; his + health had been failing for some time, and he died, apparently of dropsy, + on the 23rd of April, 1616, the day on which England lost Shakespeare, + nominally at least, for the English calendar had not yet been reformed. He + died as he had lived, accepting his lot bravely and cheerfully. + </p> + <p> + Was it an unhappy life, that of Cervantes? His biographers all tell us + that it was; but I must say I doubt it. It was a hard life, a life of + poverty, of incessant struggle, of toil ill paid, of disappointment, but + Cervantes carried within himself the antidote to all these evils. His was + not one of those light natures that rise above adversity merely by virtue + of their own buoyancy; it was in the fortitude of a high spirit that he + was proof against it. It is impossible to conceive Cervantes giving way to + despondency or prostrated by dejection. As for poverty, it was with him a + thing to be laughed over, and the only sigh he ever allows to escape him + is when he says, "Happy he to whom Heaven has given a piece of bread for + which he is not bound to give thanks to any but Heaven itself." Add to all + this his vital energy and mental activity, his restless invention and his + sanguine temperament, and there will be reason enough to doubt whether his + could have been a very unhappy life. He who could take Cervantes' + distresses together with his apparatus for enduring them would not make so + bad a bargain, perhaps, as far as happiness in life is concerned. + </p> + <p> + Of his burial-place nothing is known except that he was buried, in + accordance with his will, in the neighbouring convent of Trinitarian nuns, + of which it is supposed his daughter, Isabel de Saavedra, was an inmate, + and that a few years afterwards the nuns removed to another convent, + carrying their dead with them. But whether the remains of Cervantes were + included in the removal or not no one knows, and the clue to their + resting-place is now lost beyond all hope. This furnishes perhaps the + least defensible of the items in the charge of neglect brought against his + contemporaries. In some of the others there is a good deal of + exaggeration. To listen to most of his biographers one would suppose that + all Spain was in league not only against the man but against his memory, + or at least that it was insensible to his merits, and left him to live in + misery and die of want. To talk of his hard life and unworthy employments + in Andalusia is absurd. What had he done to distinguish him from thousands + of other struggling men earning a precarious livelihood? True, he was a + gallant soldier, who had been wounded and had undergone captivity and + suffering in his country's cause, but there were hundreds of others in the + same case. He had written a mediocre specimen of an insipid class of + romance, and some plays which manifestly did not comply with the primary + condition of pleasing: were the playgoers to patronise plays that did not + amuse them, because the author was to produce "Don Quixote" twenty years + afterwards? + </p> + <p> + The scramble for copies which, as we have seen, followed immediately on + the appearance of the book, does not look like general insensibility to + its merits. No doubt it was received coldly by some, but if a man writes a + book in ridicule of periwigs he must make his account with being coldly + received by the periwig wearers and hated by the whole tribe of wigmakers. + If Cervantes had the chivalry-romance readers, the sentimentalists, the + dramatists, and the poets of the period all against him, it was because + "Don Quixote" was what it was; and if the general public did not come + forward to make him comfortable for the rest of his days, it is no more to + be charged with neglect and ingratitude than the English-speaking public + that did not pay off Scott's liabilities. It did the best it could; it + read his book and liked it and bought it, and encouraged the bookseller to + pay him well for others. + </p> + <p> + It has been also made a reproach to Spain that she has erected no monument + to the man she is proudest of; no monument, that is to say, of him; for + the bronze statue in the little garden of the Plaza de las Cortes, a fair + work of art no doubt, and unexceptionable had it been set up to the local + poet in the market-place of some provincial town, is not worthy of + Cervantes or of Madrid. But what need has Cervantes of "such weak witness + of his name;" or what could a monument do in his case except testify to + the self-glorification of those who had put it up? Si monumentum quoeris, + circumspice. The nearest bookseller's shop will show what bathos there + would be in a monument to the author of "Don Quixote." + </p> + <p> + Nine editions of the First Part of "Don Quixote" had already appeared + before Cervantes died, thirty thousand copies in all, according to his own + estimate, and a tenth was printed at Barcelona the year after his death. + So large a number naturally supplied the demand for some time, but by 1634 + it appears to have been exhausted; and from that time down to the present + day the stream of editions has continued to flow rapidly and regularly. + The translations show still more clearly in what request the book has been + from the very outset. In seven years from the completion of the work it + had been translated into the four leading languages of Europe. Except the + Bible, in fact, no book has been so widely diffused as "Don Quixote." The + "Imitatio Christi" may have been translated into as many different + languages, and perhaps "Robinson Crusoe" and the "Vicar of Wakefield" into + nearly as many, but in multiplicity of translations and editions "Don + Quixote" leaves them all far behind. + </p> + <p> + Still more remarkable is the character of this wide diffusion. "Don + Quixote" has been thoroughly naturalised among people whose ideas about + knight-errantry, if they had any at all, were of the vaguest, who had + never seen or heard of a book of chivalry, who could not possibly feel the + humour of the burlesque or sympathise with the author's purpose. Another + curious fact is that this, the most cosmopolitan book in the world, is one + of the most intensely national. "Manon Lescaut" is not more thoroughly + French, "Tom Jones" not more English, "Rob Roy" not more Scotch, than "Don + Quixote" is Spanish, in character, in ideas, in sentiment, in local + colour, in everything. What, then, is the secret of this unparalleled + popularity, increasing year by year for well-nigh three centuries? One + explanation, no doubt, is that of all the books in the world, "Don + Quixote" is the most catholic. There is something in it for every sort of + reader, young or old, sage or simple, high or low. As Cervantes himself + says with a touch of pride, "It is thumbed and read and got by heart by + people of all sorts; the children turn its leaves, the young people read + it, the grown men understand it, the old folk praise it." + </p> + <p> + But it would be idle to deny that the ingredient which, more than its + humour, or its wisdom, or the fertility of invention or knowledge of human + nature it displays, has insured its success with the multitude, is the + vein of farce that runs through it. It was the attack upon the sheep, the + battle with the wine-skins, Mambrino's helmet, the balsam of Fierabras, + Don Quixote knocked over by the sails of the windmill, Sancho tossed in + the blanket, the mishaps and misadventures of master and man, that were + originally the great attraction, and perhaps are so still to some extent + with the majority of readers. It is plain that "Don Quixote" was generally + regarded at first, and indeed in Spain for a long time, as little more + than a queer droll book, full of laughable incidents and absurd + situations, very amusing, but not entitled to much consideration or care. + All the editions printed in Spain from 1637 to 1771, when the famous + printer Ibarra took it up, were mere trade editions, badly and carelessly + printed on vile paper and got up in the style of chap-books intended only + for popular use, with, in most instances, uncouth illustrations and + clap-trap additions by the publisher. + </p> + <p> + To England belongs the credit of having been the first country to + recognise the right of "Don Quixote" to better treatment than this. The + London edition of 1738, commonly called Lord Carteret's from having been + suggested by him, was not a mere edition de luxe. It produced "Don + Quixote" in becoming form as regards paper and type, and embellished with + plates which, if not particularly happy as illustrations, were at least + well intentioned and well executed, but it also aimed at correctness of + text, a matter to which nobody except the editors of the Valencia and + Brussels editions had given even a passing thought; and for a first + attempt it was fairly successful, for though some of its emendations are + inadmissible, a good many of them have been adopted by all subsequent + editors. + </p> + <p> + The zeal of publishers, editors, and annotators brought about a remarkable + change of sentiment with regard to "Don Quixote." A vast number of its + admirers began to grow ashamed of laughing over it. It became almost a + crime to treat it as a humorous book. The humour was not entirely denied, + but, according to the new view, it was rated as an altogether secondary + quality, a mere accessory, nothing more than the stalking-horse under the + presentation of which Cervantes shot his philosophy or his satire, or + whatever it was he meant to shoot; for on this point opinions varied. All + were agreed, however, that the object he aimed at was not the books of + chivalry. He said emphatically in the preface to the First Part and in the + last sentence of the Second, that he had no other object in view than to + discredit these books, and this, to advanced criticism, made it clear that + his object must have been something else. + </p> + <p> + One theory was that the book was a kind of allegory, setting forth the + eternal struggle between the ideal and the real, between the spirit of + poetry and the spirit of prose; and perhaps German philosophy never + evolved a more ungainly or unlikely camel out of the depths of its inner + consciousness. Something of the antagonism, no doubt, is to be found in + "Don Quixote," because it is to be found everywhere in life, and Cervantes + drew from life. It is difficult to imagine a community in which the + never-ceasing game of cross-purposes between Sancho Panza and Don Quixote + would not be recognized as true to nature. In the stone age, among the + lake dwellers, among the cave men, there were Don Quixotes and Sancho + Panzas; there must have been the troglodyte who never could see the facts + before his eyes, and the troglodyte who could see nothing else. But to + suppose Cervantes deliberately setting himself to expound any such idea in + two stout quarto volumes is to suppose something not only very unlike the + age in which he lived, but altogether unlike Cervantes himself, who would + have been the first to laugh at an attempt of the sort made by anyone + else. + </p> + <p> + The extraordinary influence of the romances of chivalry in his day is + quite enough to account for the genesis of the book. Some idea of the + prodigious development of this branch of literature in the sixteenth + century may be obtained from the scrutiny of Chapter VII, if the reader + bears in mind that only a portion of the romances belonging to by far the + largest group are enumerated. As to its effect upon the nation, there is + abundant evidence. From the time when the Amadises and Palmerins began to + grow popular down to the very end of the century, there is a steady stream + of invective, from men whose character and position lend weight to their + words, against the romances of chivalry and the infatuation of their + readers. Ridicule was the only besom to sweep away that dust. + </p> + <p> + That this was the task Cervantes set himself, and that he had ample + provocation to urge him to it, will be sufficiently clear to those who + look into the evidence; as it will be also that it was not chivalry itself + that he attacked and swept away. Of all the absurdities that, thanks to + poetry, will be repeated to the end of time, there is no greater one than + saying that "Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away." In the first place + there was no chivalry for him to smile away. Spain's chivalry had been + dead for more than a century. Its work was done when Granada fell, and as + chivalry was essentially republican in its nature, it could not live under + the rule that Ferdinand substituted for the free institutions of mediaeval + Spain. What he did smile away was not chivalry but a degrading mockery of + it. + </p> + <p> + The true nature of the "right arm" and the "bright array," before which, + according to the poet, "the world gave ground," and which Cervantes' + single laugh demolished, may be gathered from the words of one of his own + countrymen, Don Felix Pacheco, as reported by Captain George Carleton, in + his "Military Memoirs from 1672 to 1713." "Before the appearance in the + world of that labour of Cervantes," he said, "it was next to an + impossibility for a man to walk the streets with any delight or without + danger. There were seen so many cavaliers prancing and curvetting before + the windows of their mistresses, that a stranger would have imagined the + whole nation to have been nothing less than a race of knight-errants. But + after the world became a little acquainted with that notable history, the + man that was seen in that once celebrated drapery was pointed at as a Don + Quixote, and found himself the jest of high and low. And I verily believe + that to this, and this only, we owe that dampness and poverty of spirit + which has run through all our councils for a century past, so little + agreeable to those nobler actions of our famous ancestors." + </p> + <p> + To call "Don Quixote" a sad book, preaching a pessimist view of life, + argues a total misconception of its drift. It would be so if its moral + were that, in this world, true enthusiasm naturally leads to ridicule and + discomfiture. But it preaches nothing of the sort; its moral, so far as it + can be said to have one, is that the spurious enthusiasm that is born of + vanity and self-conceit, that is made an end in itself, not a means to an + end, that acts on mere impulse, regardless of circumstances and + consequences, is mischievous to its owner, and a very considerable + nuisance to the community at large. To those who cannot distinguish + between the one kind and the other, no doubt "Don Quixote" is a sad book; + no doubt to some minds it is very sad that a man who had just uttered so + beautiful a sentiment as that "it is a hard case to make slaves of those + whom God and Nature made free," should be ungratefully pelted by the + scoundrels his crazy philanthropy had let loose on society; but to others + of a more judicial cast it will be a matter of regret that reckless + self-sufficient enthusiasm is not oftener requited in some such way for + all the mischief it does in the world. + </p> + <p> + A very slight examination of the structure of "Don Quixote" will suffice + to show that Cervantes had no deep design or elaborate plan in his mind + when he began the book. When he wrote those lines in which "with a few + strokes of a great master he sets before us the pauper gentleman," he had + no idea of the goal to which his imagination was leading him. There can be + little doubt that all he contemplated was a short tale to range with those + he had already written, a tale setting forth the ludicrous results that + might be expected to follow the attempt of a crazy gentleman to act the + part of a knight-errant in modern life. + </p> + <p> + It is plain, for one thing, that Sancho Panza did not enter into the + original scheme, for had Cervantes thought of him he certainly would not + have omitted him in his hero's outfit, which he obviously meant to be + complete. Him we owe to the landlord's chance remark in Chapter III that + knights seldom travelled without squires. To try to think of a Don Quixote + without Sancho Panza is like trying to think of a one-bladed pair of + scissors. + </p> + <p> + The story was written at first, like the others, without any division and + without the intervention of Cid Hamete Benengeli; and it seems not + unlikely that Cervantes had some intention of bringing Dulcinea, or + Aldonza Lorenzo, on the scene in person. It was probably the ransacking of + the Don's library and the discussion on the books of chivalry that first + suggested it to him that his idea was capable of development. What, if + instead of a mere string of farcical misadventures, he were to make his + tale a burlesque of one of these books, caricaturing their style, + incidents, and spirit? + </p> + <p> + In pursuance of this change of plan, he hastily and somewhat clumsily + divided what he had written into chapters on the model of "Amadis," + invented the fable of a mysterious Arabic manuscript, and set up Cid + Hamete Benengeli in imitation of the almost invariable practice of the + chivalry-romance authors, who were fond of tracing their books to some + recondite source. In working out the new ideas, he soon found the value of + Sancho Panza. Indeed, the keynote, not only to Sancho's part, but to the + whole book, is struck in the first words Sancho utters when he announces + his intention of taking his ass with him. "About the ass," we are told, + "Don Quixote hesitated a little, trying whether he could call to mind any + knight-errant taking with him an esquire mounted on ass-back; but no + instance occurred to his memory." We can see the whole scene at a glance, + the stolid unconsciousness of Sancho and the perplexity of his master, + upon whose perception the incongruity has just forced itself. This is + Sancho's mission throughout the book; he is an unconscious Mephistopheles, + always unwittingly making mockery of his master's aspirations, always + exposing the fallacy of his ideas by some unintentional ad absurdum, + always bringing him back to the world of fact and commonplace by force of + sheer stolidity. + </p> + <p> + By the time Cervantes had got his volume of novels off his hands, and + summoned up resolution enough to set about the Second Part in earnest, the + case was very much altered. Don Quixote and Sancho Panza had not merely + found favour, but had already become, what they have never since ceased to + be, veritable entities to the popular imagination. There was no occasion + for him now to interpolate extraneous matter; nay, his readers told him + plainly that what they wanted of him was more Don Quixote and more Sancho + Panza, and not novels, tales, or digressions. To himself, too, his + creations had become realities, and he had become proud of them, + especially of Sancho. He began the Second Part, therefore, under very + different conditions, and the difference makes itself manifest at once. + Even in translation the style will be seen to be far easier, more flowing, + more natural, and more like that of a man sure of himself and of his + audience. Don Quixote and Sancho undergo a change also. In the First Part, + Don Quixote has no character or individuality whatever. He is nothing more + than a crazy representative of the sentiments of the chivalry romances. In + all that he says and does he is simply repeating the lesson he has learned + from his books; and therefore, it is absurd to speak of him in the gushing + strain of the sentimental critics when they dilate upon his nobleness, + disinterestedness, dauntless courage, and so forth. It was the business of + a knight-errant to right wrongs, redress injuries, and succour the + distressed, and this, as a matter of course, he makes his business when he + takes up the part; a knight-errant was bound to be intrepid, and so he + feels bound to cast fear aside. Of all Byron's melodious nonsense about + Don Quixote, the most nonsensical statement is that "'t is his virtue + makes him mad!" The exact opposite is the truth; it is his madness makes + him virtuous. + </p> + <p> + In the Second Part, Cervantes repeatedly reminds the reader, as if it was + a point upon which he was anxious there should be no mistake, that his + hero's madness is strictly confined to delusions on the subject of + chivalry, and that on every other subject he is discreto, one, in fact, + whose faculty of discernment is in perfect order. The advantage of this is + that he is enabled to make use of Don Quixote as a mouthpiece for his own + reflections, and so, without seeming to digress, allow himself the relief + of digression when he requires it, as freely as in a commonplace book. + </p> + <p> + It is true the amount of individuality bestowed upon Don Quixote is not + very great. There are some natural touches of character about him, such as + his mixture of irascibility and placability, and his curious affection for + Sancho together with his impatience of the squire's loquacity and + impertinence; but in the main, apart from his craze, he is little more + than a thoughtful, cultured gentleman, with instinctive good taste and a + great deal of shrewdness and originality of mind. + </p> + <p> + As to Sancho, it is plain, from the concluding words of the preface to the + First Part, that he was a favourite with his creator even before he had + been taken into favour by the public. An inferior genius, taking him in + hand a second time, would very likely have tried to improve him by making + him more comical, clever, amiable, or virtuous. But Cervantes was too true + an artist to spoil his work in this way. Sancho, when he reappears, is the + old Sancho with the old familiar features; but with a difference; they + have been brought out more distinctly, but at the same time with a careful + avoidance of anything like caricature; the outline has been filled in + where filling in was necessary, and, vivified by a few touches of a + master's hand, Sancho stands before us as he might in a character portrait + by Velazquez. He is a much more important and prominent figure in the + Second Part than in the First; indeed, it is his matchless mendacity about + Dulcinea that to a great extent supplies the action of the story. + </p> + <p> + His development in this respect is as remarkable as in any other. In the + First Part he displays a great natural gift of lying. His lies are not of + the highly imaginative sort that liars in fiction commonly indulge in; + like Falstaff's, they resemble the father that begets them; they are + simple, homely, plump lies; plain working lies, in short. But in the + service of such a master as Don Quixote he develops rapidly, as we see + when he comes to palm off the three country wenches as Dulcinea and her + ladies in waiting. It is worth noticing how, flushed by his success in + this instance, he is tempted afterwards to try a flight beyond his powers + in his account of the journey on Clavileno. + </p> + <p> + In the Second Part it is the spirit rather than the incidents of the + chivalry romances that is the subject of the burlesque. Enchantments of + the sort travestied in those of Dulcinea and the Trifaldi and the cave of + Montesinos play a leading part in the later and inferior romances, and + another distinguishing feature is caricatured in Don Quixote's blind + adoration of Dulcinea. In the romances of chivalry love is either a mere + animalism or a fantastic idolatry. Only a coarse-minded man would care to + make merry with the former, but to one of Cervantes' humour the latter was + naturally an attractive subject for ridicule. Like everything else in + these romances, it is a gross exaggeration of the real sentiment of + chivalry, but its peculiar extravagance is probably due to the influence + of those masters of hyperbole, the Provencal poets. When a troubadour + professed his readiness to obey his lady in all things, he made it + incumbent upon the next comer, if he wished to avoid the imputation of + tameness and commonplace, to declare himself the slave of her will, which + the next was compelled to cap by some still stronger declaration; and so + expressions of devotion went on rising one above the other like biddings + at an auction, and a conventional language of gallantry and theory of love + came into being that in time permeated the literature of Southern Europe, + and bore fruit, in one direction in the transcendental worship of Beatrice + and Laura, and in another in the grotesque idolatry which found exponents + in writers like Feliciano de Silva. This is what Cervantes deals with in + Don Quixote's passion for Dulcinea, and in no instance has he carried out + the burlesque more happily. By keeping Dulcinea in the background, and + making her a vague shadowy being of whose very existence we are left in + doubt, he invests Don Quixote's worship of her virtues and charms with an + additional extravagance, and gives still more point to the caricature of + the sentiment and language of the romances. + </p> + <p> + One of the great merits of "Don Quixote," and one of the qualities that + have secured its acceptance by all classes of readers and made it the most + cosmopolitan of books, is its simplicity. There are, of course, points + obvious enough to a Spanish seventeenth century audience which do not + immediately strike a reader now-a-days, and Cervantes often takes it for + granted that an allusion will be generally understood which is only + intelligible to a few. For example, on many of his readers in Spain, and + most of his readers out of it, the significance of his choice of a country + for his hero is completely lost. It would be going too far to say that no + one can thoroughly comprehend "Don Quixote" without having seen La Mancha, + but undoubtedly even a glimpse of La Mancha will give an insight into the + meaning of Cervantes such as no commentator can give. Of all the regions + of Spain it is the last that would suggest the idea of romance. Of all the + dull central plateau of the Peninsula it is the dullest tract. There is + something impressive about the grim solitudes of Estremadura; and if the + plains of Leon and Old Castile are bald and dreary, they are studded with + old cities renowned in history and rich in relics of the past. But there + is no redeeming feature in the Manchegan landscape; it has all the + sameness of the desert without its dignity; the few towns and villages + that break its monotony are mean and commonplace, there is nothing + venerable about them, they have not even the picturesqueness of poverty; + indeed, Don Quixote's own village, Argamasilla, has a sort of oppressive + respectability in the prim regularity of its streets and houses; + everything is ignoble; the very windmills are the ugliest and shabbiest of + the windmill kind. + </p> + <p> + To anyone who knew the country well, the mere style and title of "Don + Quixote of La Mancha" gave the key to the author's meaning at once. La + Mancha as the knight's country and scene of his chivalries is of a piece + with the pasteboard helmet, the farm-labourer on ass-back for a squire, + knighthood conferred by a rascally ventero, convicts taken for victims of + oppression, and the rest of the incongruities between Don Quixote's world + and the world he lived in, between things as he saw them and things as + they were. + </p> + <p> + It is strange that this element of incongruity, underlying the whole + humour and purpose of the book, should have been so little heeded by the + majority of those who have undertaken to interpret "Don Quixote." It has + been completely overlooked, for example, by the illustrators. To be sure, + the great majority of the artists who illustrated "Don Quixote" knew + nothing whatever of Spain. To them a venta conveyed no idea but the + abstract one of a roadside inn, and they could not therefore do full + justice to the humour of Don Quixote's misconception in taking it for a + castle, or perceive the remoteness of all its realities from his ideal. + But even when better informed they seem to have no apprehension of the + full force of the discrepancy. Take, for instance, Gustave Dore's drawing + of Don Quixote watching his armour in the inn-yard. Whether or not the + Venta de Quesada on the Seville road is, as tradition maintains, the inn + described in "Don Quixote," beyond all question it was just such an + inn-yard as the one behind it that Cervantes had in his mind's eye, and it + was on just such a rude stone trough as that beside the primitive + draw-well in the corner that he meant Don Quixote to deposit his armour. + Gustave Dore makes it an elaborate fountain such as no arriero ever + watered his mules at in the corral of any venta in Spain, and thereby + entirely misses the point aimed at by Cervantes. It is the mean, prosaic, + commonplace character of all the surroundings and circumstances that gives + a significance to Don Quixote's vigil and the ceremony that follows. + </p> + <p> + Cervantes' humour is for the most part of that broader and simpler sort, + the strength of which lies in the perception of the incongruous. It is the + incongruity of Sancho in all his ways, words, and works, with the ideas + and aims of his master, quite as much as the wonderful vitality and truth + to nature of the character, that makes him the most humorous creation in + the whole range of fiction. That unsmiling gravity of which Cervantes was + the first great master, "Cervantes' serious air," which sits naturally on + Swift alone, perhaps, of later humourists, is essential to this kind of + humour, and here again Cervantes has suffered at the hands of his + interpreters. Nothing, unless indeed the coarse buffoonery of Phillips, + could be more out of place in an attempt to represent Cervantes, than a + flippant, would-be facetious style, like that of Motteux's version for + example, or the sprightly, jaunty air, French translators sometimes adopt. + It is the grave matter-of-factness of the narrative, and the apparent + unconsciousness of the author that he is saying anything ludicrous, + anything but the merest commonplace, that give its peculiar flavour to the + humour of Cervantes. His, in fact, is the exact opposite of the humour of + Sterne and the self-conscious humourists. Even when Uncle Toby is at his + best, you are always aware of "the man Sterne" behind him, watching you + over his shoulder to see what effect he is producing. Cervantes always + leaves you alone with Don Quixote and Sancho. He and Swift and the great + humourists always keep themselves out of sight, or, more properly + speaking, never think about themselves at all, unlike our latter-day + school of humourists, who seem to have revived the old horse-collar + method, and try to raise a laugh by some grotesque assumption of + ignorance, imbecility, or bad taste. + </p> + <p> + It is true that to do full justice to Spanish humour in any other language + is well-nigh an impossibility. There is a natural gravity and a sonorous + stateliness about Spanish, be it ever so colloquial, that make an + absurdity doubly absurd, and give plausibility to the most preposterous + statement. This is what makes Sancho Panza's drollery the despair of the + conscientious translator. Sancho's curt comments can never fall flat, but + they lose half their flavour when transferred from their native Castilian + into any other medium. But if foreigners have failed to do justice to the + humour of Cervantes, they are no worse than his own countrymen. Indeed, + were it not for the Spanish peasant's relish of "Don Quixote," one might + be tempted to think that the great humourist was not looked upon as a + humourist at all in his own country. + </p> + <p> + The craze of Don Quixote seems, in some instances, to have communicated + itself to his critics, making them see things that are not in the book and + run full tilt at phantoms that have no existence save in their own + imaginations. Like a good many critics now-a-days, they forget that + screams are not criticism, and that it is only vulgar tastes that are + influenced by strings of superlatives, three-piled hyperboles, and pompous + epithets. But what strikes one as particularly strange is that while they + deal in extravagant eulogies, and ascribe all manner of imaginary ideas + and qualities to Cervantes, they show no perception of the quality that + ninety-nine out of a hundred of his readers would rate highest in him, and + hold to be the one that raises him above all rivalry. + </p> + <p> + To speak of "Don Quixote" as if it were merely a humorous book would be a + manifest misdescription. Cervantes at times makes it a kind of commonplace + book for occasional essays and criticisms, or for the observations and + reflections and gathered wisdom of a long and stirring life. It is a mine + of shrewd observation on mankind and human nature. Among modern novels + there may be, here and there, more elaborate studies of character, but + there is no book richer in individualised character. What Coleridge said + of Shakespeare in minimis is true of Cervantes; he never, even for the + most temporary purpose, puts forward a lay figure. There is life and + individuality in all his characters, however little they may have to do, + or however short a time they may be before the reader. Samson Carrasco, + the curate, Teresa Panza, Altisidora, even the two students met on the + road to the cave of Montesinos, all live and move and have their being; + and it is characteristic of the broad humanity of Cervantes that there is + not a hateful one among them all. Even poor Maritornes, with her + deplorable morals, has a kind heart of her own and "some faint and distant + resemblance to a Christian about her;" and as for Sancho, though on + dissection we fail to find a lovable trait in him, unless it be a sort of + dog-like affection for his master, who is there that in his heart does not + love him? + </p> + <p> + But it is, after all, the humour of "Don Quixote" that distinguishes it + from all other books of the romance kind. It is this that makes it, as one + of the most judicial-minded of modern critics calls it, "the best novel in + the world beyond all comparison." It is its varied humour, ranging from + broad farce to comedy as subtle as Shakespeare's or Moliere's that has + naturalised it in every country where there are readers, and made it a + classic in every language that has a literature. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + SOME COMMENDATORY VERSES + </h2> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + +URGANDA THE UNKNOWN + +To the book of Don Quixote of la Mancha + + If to be welcomed by the good, + O Book! thou make thy steady aim, + No empty chatterer will dare + To question or dispute thy claim. + But if perchance thou hast a mind + To win of idiots approbation, + Lost labour will be thy reward, + Though they'll pretend appreciation. + + They say a goodly shade he finds + Who shelters 'neath a goodly tree; + And such a one thy kindly star + In Bejar bath provided thee: + A royal tree whose spreading boughs + A show of princely fruit display; + A tree that bears a noble Duke, + The Alexander of his day. + + Of a Manchegan gentleman + Thy purpose is to tell the story, + Relating how he lost his wits + O'er idle tales of love and glory, + Of "ladies, arms, and cavaliers:" + A new Orlando Furioso— + Innamorato, rather—who + Won Dulcinea del Toboso. + + Put no vain emblems on thy shield; + All figures—that is bragging play. + A modest dedication make, + And give no scoffer room to say, + "What! Alvaro de Luna here? + Or is it Hannibal again? + Or does King Francis at Madrid + Once more of destiny complain?" + + Since Heaven it hath not pleased on thee + Deep erudition to bestow, + Or black Latino's gift of tongues, + No Latin let thy pages show. + Ape not philosophy or wit, + Lest one who cannot comprehend, + Make a wry face at thee and ask, + "Why offer flowers to me, my friend?" + + Be not a meddler; no affair + Of thine the life thy neighbours lead: + Be prudent; oft the random jest + Recoils upon the jester's head. + Thy constant labour let it be + To earn thyself an honest name, + For fooleries preserved in print + Are perpetuity of shame. + + A further counsel bear in mind: + If that thy roof be made of glass, + It shows small wit to pick up stones + To pelt the people as they pass. + Win the attention of the wise, + And give the thinker food for thought; + Whoso indites frivolities, + Will but by simpletons be sought. + + + + + AMADIS OF GAUL + To Don Quixote of la Mancha + +SONNET + + Thou that didst imitate that life of mine + When I in lonely sadness on the great + Rock Pena Pobre sat disconsolate, + In self-imposed penance there to pine; + Thou, whose sole beverage was the bitter brine + Of thine own tears, and who withouten plate + Of silver, copper, tin, in lowly state + Off the bare earth and on earth's fruits didst dine; + Live thou, of thine eternal glory sure. + So long as on the round of the fourth sphere + The bright Apollo shall his coursers steer, + In thy renown thou shalt remain secure, + Thy country's name in story shall endure, + And thy sage author stand without a peer. + + + + +DON BELIANIS OF GREECE +To Don Quixote of la Mancha + +SONNET + + In slashing, hewing, cleaving, word and deed, + I was the foremost knight of chivalry, + Stout, bold, expert, as e'er the world did see; + Thousands from the oppressor's wrong I freed; + Great were my feats, eternal fame their meed; + In love I proved my truth and loyalty; + The hugest giant was a dwarf for me; + Ever to knighthood's laws gave I good heed. + My mastery the Fickle Goddess owned, + And even Chance, submitting to control, + Grasped by the forelock, yielded to my will. + Yet—though above yon horned moon enthroned + My fortune seems to sit—great Quixote, still + Envy of thy achievements fills my soul. + + + + +THE LADY OF ORIANA +To Dulcinea del Toboso + +SONNET + + Oh, fairest Dulcinea, could it be! + It were a pleasant fancy to suppose so— + Could Miraflores change to El Toboso, + And London's town to that which shelters thee! + Oh, could mine but acquire that livery + Of countless charms thy mind and body show so! + Or him, now famous grown—thou mad'st him grow so— + Thy knight, in some dread combat could I see! + Oh, could I be released from Amadis + By exercise of such coy chastity + As led thee gentle Quixote to dismiss! + Then would my heavy sorrow turn to joy; + None would I envy, all would envy me, + And happiness be mine without alloy. + + + + +GANDALIN, SQUIRE OF AMADIS OF GAUL, +To Sancho Panza, squire of Don Quixote + +SONNET + + All hail, illustrious man! Fortune, when she + Bound thee apprentice to the esquire trade, + Her care and tenderness of thee displayed, + Shaping thy course from misadventure free. + No longer now doth proud knight-errantry + Regard with scorn the sickle and the spade; + Of towering arrogance less count is made + Than of plain esquire-like simplicity. + I envy thee thy Dapple, and thy name, + And those alforjas thou wast wont to stuff + With comforts that thy providence proclaim. + Excellent Sancho! hail to thee again! + To thee alone the Ovid of our Spain + Does homage with the rustic kiss and cuff. + + + + + FROM EL DONOSO, THE MOTLEY POET, + +On Sancho Panza and Rocinante + +ON SANCHO + +I am the esquire Sancho Pan— +Who served Don Quixote of La Man—; +But from his service I retreat—, +Resolved to pass my life discreet—; +For Villadiego, called the Si—, +Maintained that only in reti— +Was found the secret of well-be—, +According to the "Celesti—:" +A book divine, except for sin— +By speech too plain, in my opin— + + + + +ON ROCINANTE + +I am that Rocinante fa—, +Great-grandson of great Babie—, +Who, all for being lean and bon—, +Had one Don Quixote for an own—; +But if I matched him well in weak—, +I never took short commons meek—, +But kept myself in corn by steal—, +A trick I learned from Lazaril—, +When with a piece of straw so neat— +The blind man of his wine he cheat—. + + + + +ORLANDO FURIOSO +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + +SONNET + + If thou art not a Peer, peer thou hast none; + Among a thousand Peers thou art a peer; + Nor is there room for one when thou art near, + Unvanquished victor, great unconquered one! + Orlando, by Angelica undone, + Am I; o'er distant seas condemned to steer, + And to Fame's altars as an offering bear + Valour respected by Oblivion. + I cannot be thy rival, for thy fame + And prowess rise above all rivalry, + Albeit both bereft of wits we go. + But, though the Scythian or the Moor to tame + Was not thy lot, still thou dost rival me: + Love binds us in a fellowship of woe. + + + + +THE KNIGHT OF PHOEBUS + +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + + My sword was not to be compared with thine + Phoebus of Spain, marvel of courtesy, + Nor with thy famous arm this hand of mine + That smote from east to west as lightnings fly. + I scorned all empire, and that monarchy + The rosy east held out did I resign + For one glance of Claridiana's eye, + The bright Aurora for whose love I pine. + A miracle of constancy my love; + And banished by her ruthless cruelty, + This arm had might the rage of Hell to tame. + But, Gothic Quixote, happier thou dost prove, + For thou dost live in Dulcinea's name, + And famous, honoured, wise, she lives in thee. + + + + +FROM SOLISDAN +To Don Quixote of La Mancha + +SONNET + + Your fantasies, Sir Quixote, it is true, + That crazy brain of yours have quite upset, + But aught of base or mean hath never yet + Been charged by any in reproach to you. + Your deeds are open proof in all men's view; + For you went forth injustice to abate, + And for your pains sore drubbings did you get + From many a rascally and ruffian crew. + If the fair Dulcinea, your heart's queen, + Be unrelenting in her cruelty, + If still your woe be powerless to move her, + In such hard case your comfort let it be + That Sancho was a sorry go-between: + A booby he, hard-hearted she, and you no lover. + + + + +DIALOGUE +Between Babieca and Rocinante + +SONNET + +B. "How comes it, Rocinante, you're so lean?" +R. "I'm underfed, with overwork I'm worn." +B. "But what becomes of all the hay and corn?" +R. "My master gives me none; he's much too mean." +B. "Come, come, you show ill-breeding, sir, I ween; + 'T is like an ass your master thus to scorn." +R. He is an ass, will die an ass, an ass was born; + Why, he's in love; what's what's plainer to be seen?" +B. "To be in love is folly?"—R. "No great sense." +B. "You're metaphysical."—R. "From want of food." +B. "Rail at the squire, then."—R. "Why, what's the good? + I might indeed complain of him, I grant ye, + But, squire or master, where's the difference? + They're both as sorry hacks as Rocinante." + +</pre> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p005" id="p005"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p005.jpg (171K)" src="images/p005.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p005.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + THE AUTHOR'S PREFACE + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + Idle reader: thou mayest believe me without any oath that I would this + book, as it is the child of my brain, were the fairest, gayest, and + cleverest that could be imagined. But I could not counteract Nature's law + that everything shall beget its like; and what, then, could this sterile, + illtilled wit of mine beget but the story of a dry, shrivelled, whimsical + offspring, full of thoughts of all sorts and such as never came into any + other imagination—just what might be begotten in a prison, where + every misery is lodged and every doleful sound makes its dwelling? + Tranquillity, a cheerful retreat, pleasant fields, bright skies, murmuring + brooks, peace of mind, these are the things that go far to make even the + most barren muses fertile, and bring into the world births that fill it + with wonder and delight. Sometimes when a father has an ugly, loutish son, + the love he bears him so blindfolds his eyes that he does not see his + defects, or, rather, takes them for gifts and charms of mind and body, and + talks of them to his friends as wit and grace. I, however—for though + I pass for the father, I am but the stepfather to "Don Quixote"—have + no desire to go with the current of custom, or to implore thee, dearest + reader, almost with tears in my eyes, as others do, to pardon or excuse + the defects thou wilt perceive in this child of mine. Thou art neither its + kinsman nor its friend, thy soul is thine own and thy will as free as any + man's, whate'er he be, thou art in thine own house and master of it as + much as the king of his taxes and thou knowest the common saying, "Under + my cloak I kill the king;" all which exempts and frees thee from every + consideration and obligation, and thou canst say what thou wilt of the + story without fear of being abused for any ill or rewarded for any good + thou mayest say of it. + </p> + <p> + My wish would be simply to present it to thee plain and unadorned, without + any embellishment of preface or uncountable muster of customary sonnets, + epigrams, and eulogies, such as are commonly put at the beginning of + books. For I can tell thee, though composing it cost me some labour, I + found none greater than the making of this Preface thou art now reading. + Many times did I take up my pen to write it, and many did I lay it down + again, not knowing what to write. One of these times, as I was pondering + with the paper before me, a pen in my ear, my elbow on the desk, and my + cheek in my hand, thinking of what I should say, there came in + unexpectedly a certain lively, clever friend of mine, who, seeing me so + deep in thought, asked the reason; to which I, making no mystery of it, + answered that I was thinking of the Preface I had to make for the story of + "Don Quixote," which so troubled me that I had a mind not to make any at + all, nor even publish the achievements of so noble a knight. + </p> + <p> + "For, how could you expect me not to feel uneasy about what that ancient + lawgiver they call the Public will say when it sees me, after slumbering + so many years in the silence of oblivion, coming out now with all my years + upon my back, and with a book as dry as a rush, devoid of invention, + meagre in style, poor in thoughts, wholly wanting in learning and wisdom, + without quotations in the margin or annotations at the end, after the + fashion of other books I see, which, though all fables and profanity, are + so full of maxims from Aristotle, and Plato, and the whole herd of + philosophers, that they fill the readers with amazement and convince them + that the authors are men of learning, erudition, and eloquence. And then, + when they quote the Holy Scriptures!—anyone would say they are St. + Thomases or other doctors of the Church, observing as they do a decorum so + ingenious that in one sentence they describe a distracted lover and in the + next deliver a devout little sermon that it is a pleasure and a treat to + hear and read. Of all this there will be nothing in my book, for I have + nothing to quote in the margin or to note at the end, and still less do I + know what authors I follow in it, to place them at the beginning, as all + do, under the letters A, B, C, beginning with Aristotle and ending with + Xenophon, or Zoilus, or Zeuxis, though one was a slanderer and the other a + painter. Also my book must do without sonnets at the beginning, at least + sonnets whose authors are dukes, marquises, counts, bishops, ladies, or + famous poets. Though if I were to ask two or three obliging friends, I + know they would give me them, and such as the productions of those that + have the highest reputation in our Spain could not equal. + </p> + <p> + "In short, my friend," I continued, "I am determined that Senor Don + Quixote shall remain buried in the archives of his own La Mancha until + Heaven provide some one to garnish him with all those things he stands in + need of; because I find myself, through my shallowness and want of + learning, unequal to supplying them, and because I am by nature shy and + careless about hunting for authors to say what I myself can say without + them. Hence the cogitation and abstraction you found me in, and reason + enough, what you have heard from me." + </p> + <p> + Hearing this, my friend, giving himself a slap on the forehead and + breaking into a hearty laugh, exclaimed, "Before God, Brother, now am I + disabused of an error in which I have been living all this long time I + have known you, all through which I have taken you to be shrewd and + sensible in all you do; but now I see you are as far from that as the + heaven is from the earth. It is possible that things of so little moment + and so easy to set right can occupy and perplex a ripe wit like yours, fit + to break through and crush far greater obstacles? By my faith, this comes, + not of any want of ability, but of too much indolence and too little + knowledge of life. Do you want to know if I am telling the truth? Well, + then, attend to me, and you will see how, in the opening and shutting of + an eye, I sweep away all your difficulties, and supply all those + deficiencies which you say check and discourage you from bringing before + the world the story of your famous Don Quixote, the light and mirror of + all knight-errantry." + </p> + <p> + "Say on," said I, listening to his talk; "how do you propose to make up + for my diffidence, and reduce to order this chaos of perplexity I am in?" + </p> + <p> + To which he made answer, "Your first difficulty about the sonnets, + epigrams, or complimentary verses which you want for the beginning, and + which ought to be by persons of importance and rank, can be removed if you + yourself take a little trouble to make them; you can afterwards baptise + them, and put any name you like to them, fathering them on Prester John of + the Indies or the Emperor of Trebizond, who, to my knowledge, were said to + have been famous poets: and even if they were not, and any pedants or + bachelors should attack you and question the fact, never care two + maravedis for that, for even if they prove a lie against you they cannot + cut off the hand you wrote it with. + </p> + <p> + "As to references in the margin to the books and authors from whom you + take the aphorisms and sayings you put into your story, it is only + contriving to fit in nicely any sentences or scraps of Latin you may + happen to have by heart, or at any rate that will not give you much + trouble to look up; so as, when you speak of freedom and captivity, to + insert + </p> + <blockquote> + <p> + <i>Non bene pro toto libertas venditur auro;</i> + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + and then refer in the margin to Horace, or whoever said it; or, if you + allude to the power of death, to come in with— + </p> + <blockquote> + <p> + <i>Pallida mors Aequo pulsat pede pauperum tabernas,<br /> Regumque + turres.</i> + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + "If it be friendship and the love God bids us bear to our enemy, go at + once to the Holy Scriptures, which you can do with a very small amount of + research, and quote no less than the words of God himself: Ego autem dico + vobis: diligite inimicos vestros. If you speak of evil thoughts, turn to + the Gospel: De corde exeunt cogitationes malae. If of the fickleness of + friends, there is Cato, who will give you his distich: + </p> + <blockquote> + <p> + <i>Donec eris felix multos numerabis amicos,<br /> Tempora si fuerint + nubila, solus eris.</i> + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + "With these and such like bits of Latin they will take you for a + grammarian at all events, and that now-a-days is no small honour and + profit. + </p> + <p> + "With regard to adding annotations at the end of the book, you may safely + do it in this way. If you mention any giant in your book contrive that it + shall be the giant Goliath, and with this alone, which will cost you + almost nothing, you have a grand note, for you can put—The giant + Golias or Goliath was a Philistine whom the shepherd David slew by a + mighty stone-cast in the Terebinth valley, as is related in the Book of + Kings—in the chapter where you find it written. + </p> + <p> + "Next, to prove yourself a man of erudition in polite literature and + cosmography, manage that the river Tagus shall be named in your story, and + there you are at once with another famous annotation, setting forth—The + river Tagus was so called after a King of Spain: it has its source in such + and such a place and falls into the ocean, kissing the walls of the famous + city of Lisbon, and it is a common belief that it has golden sands, etc. + If you should have anything to do with robbers, I will give you the story + of Cacus, for I have it by heart; if with loose women, there is the Bishop + of Mondonedo, who will give you the loan of Lamia, Laida, and Flora, any + reference to whom will bring you great credit; if with hard-hearted ones, + Ovid will furnish you with Medea; if with witches or enchantresses, Homer + has Calypso, and Virgil Circe; if with valiant captains, Julius Caesar + himself will lend you himself in his own 'Commentaries,' and Plutarch will + give you a thousand Alexanders. If you should deal with love, with two + ounces you may know of Tuscan you can go to Leon the Hebrew, who will + supply you to your heart's content; or if you should not care to go to + foreign countries you have at home Fonseca's 'Of the Love of God,' in + which is condensed all that you or the most imaginative mind can want on + the subject. In short, all you have to do is to manage to quote these + names, or refer to these stories I have mentioned, and leave it to me to + insert the annotations and quotations, and I swear by all that's good to + fill your margins and use up four sheets at the end of the book. + </p> + <p> + "Now let us come to those references to authors which other books have, + and you want for yours. The remedy for this is very simple: You have only + to look out for some book that quotes them all, from A to Z as you say + yourself, and then insert the very same alphabet in your book, and though + the imposition may be plain to see, because you have so little need to + borrow from them, that is no matter; there will probably be some simple + enough to believe that you have made use of them all in this plain, + artless story of yours. At any rate, if it answers no other purpose, this + long catalogue of authors will serve to give a surprising look of + authority to your book. Besides, no one will trouble himself to verify + whether you have followed them or whether you have not, being no way + concerned in it; especially as, if I mistake not, this book of yours has + no need of any one of those things you say it wants, for it is, from + beginning to end, an attack upon the books of chivalry, of which Aristotle + never dreamt, nor St. Basil said a word, nor Cicero had any knowledge; nor + do the niceties of truth nor the observations of astrology come within the + range of its fanciful vagaries; nor have geometrical measurements or + refutations of the arguments used in rhetoric anything to do with it; nor + does it mean to preach to anybody, mixing up things human and divine, a + sort of motley in which no Christian understanding should dress itself. It + has only to avail itself of truth to nature in its composition, and the + more perfect the imitation the better the work will be. And as this piece + of yours aims at nothing more than to destroy the authority and influence + which books of chivalry have in the world and with the public, there is no + need for you to go a-begging for aphorisms from philosophers, precepts + from Holy Scripture, fables from poets, speeches from orators, or miracles + from saints; but merely to take care that your style and diction run + musically, pleasantly, and plainly, with clear, proper, and well-placed + words, setting forth your purpose to the best of your power, and putting + your ideas intelligibly, without confusion or obscurity. Strive, too, that + in reading your story the melancholy may be moved to laughter, and the + merry made merrier still; that the simple shall not be wearied, that the + judicious shall admire the invention, that the grave shall not despise it, + nor the wise fail to praise it. Finally, keep your aim fixed on the + destruction of that ill-founded edifice of the books of chivalry, hated by + some and praised by many more; for if you succeed in this you will have + achieved no small success." + </p> + <p> + In profound silence I listened to what my friend said, and his + observations made such an impression on me that, without attempting to + question them, I admitted their soundness, and out of them I determined to + make this Preface; wherein, gentle reader, thou wilt perceive my friend's + good sense, my good fortune in finding such an adviser in such a time of + need, and what thou hast gained in receiving, without addition or + alteration, the story of the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, who is held + by all the inhabitants of the district of the Campo de Montiel to have + been the chastest lover and the bravest knight that has for many years + been seen in that neighbourhood. I have no desire to magnify the service I + render thee in making thee acquainted with so renowned and honoured a + knight, but I do desire thy thanks for the acquaintance thou wilt make + with the famous Sancho Panza, his squire, in whom, to my thinking, I have + given thee condensed all the squirely drolleries that are scattered + through the swarm of the vain books of chivalry. And so—may God give + thee health, and not forget me. Vale. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + DEDICATION OF PART I + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + TO THE DUKE OF BEJAR, MARQUIS OF GIBRALEON, COUNT OF BENALCAZAR AND + BANARES, VICECOUNT OF THE PUEBLA DE ALCOCER, MASTER OF THE TOWNS OF + CAPILLA, CURIEL AND BURGUILLOS + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + In belief of the good reception and honours that Your Excellency bestows + on all sort of books, as prince so inclined to favor good arts, chiefly + those who by their nobleness do not submit to the service and bribery of + the vulgar, I have determined bringing to light The Ingenious Gentleman + Don Quixote of la Mancha, in shelter of Your Excellency's glamorous name, + to whom, with the obeisance I owe to such grandeur, I pray to receive it + agreeably under his protection, so that in this shadow, though deprived of + that precious ornament of elegance and erudition that clothe the works + composed in the houses of those who know, it dares appear with assurance + in the judgment of some who, trespassing the bounds of their own + ignorance, use to condemn with more rigour and less justice the writings + of others. It is my earnest hope that Your Excellency's good counsel in + regard to my honourable purpose, will not disdain the littleness of so + humble a service. + </p> + <p> + Miguel de Cervantes + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="e00.jpg (24K)" src="images/e00.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch1" id="ch1"></a>CHAPTER I. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE CHARACTER AND PURSUITS OF THE FAMOUS GENTLEMAN DON + QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p007" id="p007"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p007.jpg (150K)" src="images/p007.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p007.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a> + </p> + <p> + In a village of La Mancha, the name of which I have no desire to call to + mind, there lived not long since one of those gentlemen that keep a lance + in the lance-rack, an old buckler, a lean hack, and a greyhound for + coursing. An olla of rather more beef than mutton, a salad on most nights, + scraps on Saturdays, lentils on Fridays, and a pigeon or so extra on + Sundays, made away with three-quarters of his income. The rest of it went + in a doublet of fine cloth and velvet breeches and shoes to match for + holidays, while on week-days he made a brave figure in his best homespun. + He had in his house a housekeeper past forty, a niece under twenty, and a + lad for the field and market-place, who used to saddle the hack as well as + handle the bill-hook. The age of this gentleman of ours was bordering on + fifty; he was of a hardy habit, spare, gaunt-featured, a very early riser + and a great sportsman. They will have it his surname was Quixada or + Quesada (for here there is some difference of opinion among the authors + who write on the subject), although from reasonable conjectures it seems + plain that he was called Quexana. This, however, is of but little + importance to our tale; it will be enough not to stray a hair's breadth + from the truth in the telling of it. + </p> + <p> + You must know, then, that the above-named gentleman whenever he was at + leisure (which was mostly all the year round) gave himself up to reading + books of chivalry with such ardour and avidity that he almost entirely + neglected the pursuit of his field-sports, and even the management of his + property; and to such a pitch did his eagerness and infatuation go that he + sold many an acre of tillageland to buy books of chivalry to read, and + brought home as many of them as he could get. But of all there were none + he liked so well as those of the famous Feliciano de Silva's composition, + for their lucidity of style and complicated conceits were as pearls in his + sight, particularly when in his reading he came upon courtships and + cartels, where he often found passages like "the reason of the unreason + with which my reason is afflicted so weakens my reason that with reason I + murmur at your beauty;" or again, "the high heavens, that of your divinity + divinely fortify you with the stars, render you deserving of the desert + your greatness deserves." Over conceits of this sort the poor gentleman + lost his wits, and used to lie awake striving to understand them and worm + the meaning out of them; what Aristotle himself could not have made out or + extracted had he come to life again for that special purpose. He was not + at all easy about the wounds which Don Belianis gave and took, because it + seemed to him that, great as were the surgeons who had cured him, he must + have had his face and body covered all over with seams and scars. He + commended, however, the author's way of ending his book with the promise + of that interminable adventure, and many a time was he tempted to take up + his pen and finish it properly as is there proposed, which no doubt he + would have done, and made a successful piece of work of it too, had not + greater and more absorbing thoughts prevented him. + </p> + <p> + Many an argument did he have with the curate of his village (a learned + man, and a graduate of Siguenza) as to which had been the better knight, + Palmerin of England or Amadis of Gaul. Master Nicholas, the village + barber, however, used to say that neither of them came up to the Knight of + Phoebus, and that if there was any that could compare with him it was Don + Galaor, the brother of Amadis of Gaul, because he had a spirit that was + equal to every occasion, and was no finikin knight, nor lachrymose like + his brother, while in the matter of valour he was not a whit behind him. + In short, he became so absorbed in his books that he spent his nights from + sunset to sunrise, and his days from dawn to dark, poring over them; and + what with little sleep and much reading his brains got so dry that he lost + his wits. His fancy grew full of what he used to read about in his books, + enchantments, quarrels, battles, challenges, wounds, wooings, loves, + agonies, and all sorts of impossible nonsense; and it so possessed his + mind that the whole fabric of invention and fancy he read of was true, + that to him no history in the world had more reality in it. He used to say + the Cid Ruy Diaz was a very good knight, but that he was not to be + compared with the Knight of the Burning Sword who with one back-stroke cut + in half two fierce and monstrous giants. He thought more of Bernardo del + Carpio because at Roncesvalles he slew Roland in spite of enchantments, + availing himself of the artifice of Hercules when he strangled Antaeus the + son of Terra in his arms. He approved highly of the giant Morgante, + because, although of the giant breed which is always arrogant and + ill-conditioned, he alone was affable and well-bred. But above all he + admired Reinaldos of Montalban, especially when he saw him sallying forth + from his castle and robbing everyone he met, and when beyond the seas he + stole that image of Mahomet which, as his history says, was entirely of + gold. To have a bout of kicking at that traitor of a Ganelon he would have + given his housekeeper, and his niece into the bargain. + </p> + <p> + In short, his wits being quite gone, he hit upon the strangest notion that + ever madman in this world hit upon, and that was that he fancied it was + right and requisite, as well for the support of his own honour as for the + service of his country, that he should make a knight-errant of himself, + roaming the world over in full armour and on horseback in quest of + adventures, and putting in practice himself all that he had read of as + being the usual practices of knights-errant; righting every kind of wrong, + and exposing himself to peril and danger from which, in the issue, he was + to reap eternal renown and fame. Already the poor man saw himself crowned + by the might of his arm Emperor of Trebizond at least; and so, led away by + the intense enjoyment he found in these pleasant fancies, he set himself + forthwith to put his scheme into execution. + </p> + <p> + The first thing he did was to clean up some armour that had belonged to + his great-grandfather, and had been for ages lying forgotten in a corner + eaten with rust and covered with mildew. He scoured and polished it as + best he could, but he perceived one great defect in it, that it had no + closed helmet, nothing but a simple morion. This deficiency, however, his + ingenuity supplied, for he contrived a kind of half-helmet of pasteboard + which, fitted on to the morion, looked like a whole one. It is true that, + in order to see if it was strong and fit to stand a cut, he drew his sword + and gave it a couple of slashes, the first of which undid in an instant + what had taken him a week to do. The ease with which he had knocked it to + pieces disconcerted him somewhat, and to guard against that danger he set + to work again, fixing bars of iron on the inside until he was satisfied + with its strength; and then, not caring to try any more experiments with + it, he passed it and adopted it as a helmet of the most perfect + construction. + </p> + <p> + He next proceeded to inspect his hack, which, with more quartos than a + real and more blemishes than the steed of Gonela, that "tantum pellis et + ossa fuit," surpassed in his eyes the Bucephalus of Alexander or the + Babieca of the Cid. Four days were spent in thinking what name to give + him, because (as he said to himself) it was not right that a horse + belonging to a knight so famous, and one with such merits of his own, + should be without some distinctive name, and he strove to adapt it so as + to indicate what he had been before belonging to a knight-errant, and what + he then was; for it was only reasonable that, his master taking a new + character, he should take a new name, and that it should be a + distinguished and full-sounding one, befitting the new order and calling + he was about to follow. And so, after having composed, struck out, + rejected, added to, unmade, and remade a multitude of names out of his + memory and fancy, he decided upon calling him Rocinante, a name, to his + thinking, lofty, sonorous, and significant of his condition as a hack + before he became what he now was, the first and foremost of all the hacks + in the world. + </p> + <p> + Having got a name for his horse so much to his taste, he was anxious to + get one for himself, and he was eight days more pondering over this point, + till at last he made up his mind to call himself "Don Quixote," whence, as + has been already said, the authors of this veracious history have inferred + that his name must have been beyond a doubt Quixada, and not Quesada as + others would have it. Recollecting, however, that the valiant Amadis was + not content to call himself curtly Amadis and nothing more, but added the + name of his kingdom and country to make it famous, and called himself + Amadis of Gaul, he, like a good knight, resolved to add on the name of + his, and to style himself Don Quixote of La Mancha, whereby, he + considered, he described accurately his origin and country, and did honour + to it in taking his surname from it. + </p> + <p> + So then, his armour being furbished, his morion turned into a helmet, his + hack christened, and he himself confirmed, he came to the conclusion that + nothing more was needed now but to look out for a lady to be in love with; + for a knight-errant without love was like a tree without leaves or fruit, + or a body without a soul. As he said to himself, "If, for my sins, or by + my good fortune, I come across some giant hereabouts, a common occurrence + with knights-errant, and overthrow him in one onslaught, or cleave him + asunder to the waist, or, in short, vanquish and subdue him, will it not + be well to have some one I may send him to as a present, that he may come + in and fall on his knees before my sweet lady, and in a humble, submissive + voice say, 'I am the giant Caraculiambro, lord of the island of + Malindrania, vanquished in single combat by the never sufficiently + extolled knight Don Quixote of La Mancha, who has commanded me to present + myself before your Grace, that your Highness dispose of me at your + pleasure'?" Oh, how our good gentleman enjoyed the delivery of this + speech, especially when he had thought of some one to call his Lady! There + was, so the story goes, in a village near his own a very good-looking + farm-girl with whom he had been at one time in love, though, so far as is + known, she never knew it nor gave a thought to the matter. Her name was + Aldonza Lorenzo, and upon her he thought fit to confer the title of Lady + of his Thoughts; and after some search for a name which should not be out + of harmony with her own, and should suggest and indicate that of a + princess and great lady, he decided upon calling her Dulcinea del Toboso—she + being of El Toboso—a name, to his mind, musical, uncommon, and + significant, like all those he had already bestowed upon himself and the + things belonging to him. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p007b" id="p007b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p007b.jpg (61K)" src="images/p007b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch2" id="ch2"></a>CHAPTER II. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY THE INGENIOUS DON QUIXOTE MADE FROM HOME + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p007c" id="p007c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p007c.jpg (97K)" src="images/p007c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p007c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + These preliminaries settled, he did not care to put off any longer the + execution of his design, urged on to it by the thought of all the world + was losing by his delay, seeing what wrongs he intended to right, + grievances to redress, injustices to repair, abuses to remove, and duties + to discharge. So, without giving notice of his intention to anyone, and + without anybody seeing him, one morning before the dawning of the day + (which was one of the hottest of the month of July) he donned his suit of + armour, mounted Rocinante with his patched-up helmet on, braced his + buckler, took his lance, and by the back door of the yard sallied forth + upon the plain in the highest contentment and satisfaction at seeing with + what ease he had made a beginning with his grand purpose. But scarcely did + he find himself upon the open plain, when a terrible thought struck him, + one all but enough to make him abandon the enterprise at the very outset. + It occurred to him that he had not been dubbed a knight, and that + according to the law of chivalry he neither could nor ought to bear arms + against any knight; and that even if he had been, still he ought, as a + novice knight, to wear white armour, without a device upon the shield + until by his prowess he had earned one. These reflections made him waver + in his purpose, but his craze being stronger than any reasoning, he made + up his mind to have himself dubbed a knight by the first one he came + across, following the example of others in the same case, as he had read + in the books that brought him to this pass. As for white armour, he + resolved, on the first opportunity, to scour his until it was whiter than + an ermine; and so comforting himself he pursued his way, taking that which + his horse chose, for in this he believed lay the essence of adventures. + </p> + <p> + Thus setting out, our new-fledged adventurer paced along, talking to + himself and saying, "Who knows but that in time to come, when the + veracious history of my famous deeds is made known, the sage who writes + it, when he has to set forth my first sally in the early morning, will do + it after this fashion? 'Scarce had the rubicund Apollo spread o'er the + face of the broad spacious earth the golden threads of his bright hair, + scarce had the little birds of painted plumage attuned their notes to hail + with dulcet and mellifluous harmony the coming of the rosy Dawn, that, + deserting the soft couch of her jealous spouse, was appearing to mortals + at the gates and balconies of the Manchegan horizon, when the renowned + knight Don Quixote of La Mancha, quitting the lazy down, mounted his + celebrated steed Rocinante and began to traverse the ancient and famous + Campo de Montiel;'" which in fact he was actually traversing. "Happy the + age, happy the time," he continued, "in which shall be made known my deeds + of fame, worthy to be moulded in brass, carved in marble, limned in + pictures, for a memorial for ever. And thou, O sage magician, whoever thou + art, to whom it shall fall to be the chronicler of this wondrous history, + forget not, I entreat thee, my good Rocinante, the constant companion of + my ways and wanderings." Presently he broke out again, as if he were + love-stricken in earnest, "O Princess Dulcinea, lady of this captive + heart, a grievous wrong hast thou done me to drive me forth with scorn, + and with inexorable obduracy banish me from the presence of thy beauty. O + lady, deign to hold in remembrance this heart, thy vassal, that thus in + anguish pines for love of thee." + </p> + <p> + So he went on stringing together these and other absurdities, all in the + style of those his books had taught him, imitating their language as well + as he could; and all the while he rode so slowly and the sun mounted so + rapidly and with such fervour that it was enough to melt his brains if he + had any. Nearly all day he travelled without anything remarkable happening + to him, at which he was in despair, for he was anxious to encounter some + one at once upon whom to try the might of his strong arm. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p008" id="p008"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p008.jpg (289K)" src="images/p008.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p008.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Writers there are who say the first adventure he met with was that of + Puerto Lapice; others say it was that of the windmills; but what I have + ascertained on this point, and what I have found written in the annals of + La Mancha, is that he was on the road all day, and towards nightfall his + hack and he found themselves dead tired and hungry, when, looking all + around to see if he could discover any castle or shepherd's shanty where + he might refresh himself and relieve his sore wants, he perceived not far + out of his road an inn, which was as welcome as a star guiding him to the + portals, if not the palaces, of his redemption; and quickening his pace he + reached it just as night was setting in. At the door were standing two + young women, girls of the district as they call them, on their way to + Seville with some carriers who had chanced to halt that night at the inn; + and as, happen what might to our adventurer, everything he saw or imaged + seemed to him to be and to happen after the fashion of what he read of, + the moment he saw the inn he pictured it to himself as a castle with its + four turrets and pinnacles of shining silver, not forgetting the + drawbridge and moat and all the belongings usually ascribed to castles of + the sort. To this inn, which to him seemed a castle, he advanced, and at a + short distance from it he checked Rocinante, hoping that some dwarf would + show himself upon the battlements, and by sound of trumpet give notice + that a knight was approaching the castle. But seeing that they were slow + about it, and that Rocinante was in a hurry to reach the stable, he made + for the inn door, and perceived the two gay damsels who were standing + there, and who seemed to him to be two fair maidens or lovely ladies + taking their ease at the castle gate. + </p> + <p> + At this moment it so happened that a swineherd who was going through the + stubbles collecting a drove of pigs (for, without any apology, that is + what they are called) gave a blast of his horn to bring them together, and + forthwith it seemed to Don Quixote to be what he was expecting, the signal + of some dwarf announcing his arrival; and so with prodigious satisfaction + he rode up to the inn and to the ladies, who, seeing a man of this sort + approaching in full armour and with lance and buckler, were turning in + dismay into the inn, when Don Quixote, guessing their fear by their + flight, raising his pasteboard visor, disclosed his dry dusty visage, and + with courteous bearing and gentle voice addressed them, "Your ladyships + need not fly or fear any rudeness, for that it belongs not to the order of + knighthood which I profess to offer to anyone, much less to highborn + maidens as your appearance proclaims you to be." The girls were looking at + him and straining their eyes to make out the features which the clumsy + visor obscured, but when they heard themselves called maidens, a thing so + much out of their line, they could not restrain their laughter, which made + Don Quixote wax indignant, and say, "Modesty becomes the fair, and + moreover laughter that has little cause is great silliness; this, however, + I say not to pain or anger you, for my desire is none other than to serve + you." + </p> + <p> + The incomprehensible language and the unpromising looks of our cavalier + only increased the ladies' laughter, and that increased his irritation, + and matters might have gone farther if at that moment the landlord had not + come out, who, being a very fat man, was a very peaceful one. He, seeing + this grotesque figure clad in armour that did not match any more than his + saddle, bridle, lance, buckler, or corselet, was not at all indisposed to + join the damsels in their manifestations of amusement; but, in truth, + standing in awe of such a complicated armament, he thought it best to + speak him fairly, so he said, "Senor Caballero, if your worship wants + lodging, bating the bed (for there is not one in the inn) there is plenty + of everything else here." Don Quixote, observing the respectful bearing of + the Alcaide of the fortress (for so innkeeper and inn seemed in his eyes), + made answer, "Sir Castellan, for me anything will suffice, for + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +'My armour is my only wear, +My only rest the fray.'" +</pre> + <p> + The host fancied he called him Castellan because he took him for a "worthy + of Castile," though he was in fact an Andalusian, and one from the strand + of San Lucar, as crafty a thief as Cacus and as full of tricks as a + student or a page. "In that case," said he, + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +"'Your bed is on the flinty rock, +Your sleep to watch alway;' +</pre> + <p> + and if so, you may dismount and safely reckon upon any quantity of + sleeplessness under this roof for a twelvemonth, not to say for a single + night." So saying, he advanced to hold the stirrup for Don Quixote, who + got down with great difficulty and exertion (for he had not broken his + fast all day), and then charged the host to take great care of his horse, + as he was the best bit of flesh that ever ate bread in this world. The + landlord eyed him over but did not find him as good as Don Quixote said, + nor even half as good; and putting him up in the stable, he returned to + see what might be wanted by his guest, whom the damsels, who had by this + time made their peace with him, were now relieving of his armour. They had + taken off his breastplate and backpiece, but they neither knew nor saw how + to open his gorget or remove his make-shift helmet, for he had fastened it + with green ribbons, which, as there was no untying the knots, required to + be cut. This, however, he would not by any means consent to, so he + remained all the evening with his helmet on, the drollest and oddest + figure that can be imagined; and while they were removing his armour, + taking the baggages who were about it for ladies of high degree belonging + to the castle, he said to them with great sprightliness: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +"Oh, never, surely, was there knight + So served by hand of dame, +As served was he, Don Quixote hight, + When from his town he came; +With maidens waiting on himself, + Princesses on his hack— +</pre> + <p> + —or Rocinante, for that, ladies mine, is my horse's name, and Don + Quixote of La Mancha is my own; for though I had no intention of declaring + myself until my achievements in your service and honour had made me known, + the necessity of adapting that old ballad of Lancelot to the present + occasion has given you the knowledge of my name altogether prematurely. A + time, however, will come for your ladyships to command and me to obey, and + then the might of my arm will show my desire to serve you." + </p> + <p> + The girls, who were not used to hearing rhetoric of this sort, had nothing + to say in reply; they only asked him if he wanted anything to eat. "I + would gladly eat a bit of something," said Don Quixote, "for I feel it + would come very seasonably." The day happened to be a Friday, and in the + whole inn there was nothing but some pieces of the fish they call in + Castile "abadejo," in Andalusia "bacallao," and in some places + "curadillo," and in others "troutlet;" so they asked him if he thought he + could eat troutlet, for there was no other fish to give him. "If there be + troutlets enough," said Don Quixote, "they will be the same thing as a + trout; for it is all one to me whether I am given eight reals in small + change or a piece of eight; moreover, it may be that these troutlets are + like veal, which is better than beef, or kid, which is better than goat. + But whatever it be let it come quickly, for the burden and pressure of + arms cannot be borne without support to the inside." They laid a table for + him at the door of the inn for the sake of the air, and the host brought + him a portion of ill-soaked and worse cooked stockfish, and a piece of + bread as black and mouldy as his own armour; but a laughable sight it was + to see him eating, for having his helmet on and the beaver up, he could + not with his own hands put anything into his mouth unless some one else + placed it there, and this service one of the ladies rendered him. But to + give him anything to drink was impossible, or would have been so had not + the landlord bored a reed, and putting one end in his mouth poured the + wine into him through the other; all which he bore with patience rather + than sever the ribbons of his helmet. + </p> + <p> + While this was going on there came up to the inn a sowgelder, who, as he + approached, sounded his reed pipe four or five times, and thereby + completely convinced Don Quixote that he was in some famous castle, and + that they were regaling him with music, and that the stockfish was trout, + the bread the whitest, the wenches ladies, and the landlord the castellan + of the castle; and consequently he held that his enterprise and sally had + been to some purpose. But still it distressed him to think he had not been + dubbed a knight, for it was plain to him he could not lawfully engage in + any adventure without receiving the order of knighthood. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="e02.jpg (39K)" src="images/e02.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch3" id="ch3"></a>CHAPTER III. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHEREIN IS RELATED THE DROLL WAY IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE HAD HIMSELF DUBBED A + KNIGHT + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p009" id="p009"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p009.jpg (164K)" src="images/p009.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p009.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Harassed by this reflection, he made haste with his scanty pothouse + supper, and having finished it called the landlord, and shutting himself + into the stable with him, fell on his knees before him, saying, "From this + spot I rise not, valiant knight, until your courtesy grants me the boon I + seek, one that will redound to your praise and the benefit of the human + race." The landlord, seeing his guest at his feet and hearing a speech of + this kind, stood staring at him in bewilderment, not knowing what to do or + say, and entreating him to rise, but all to no purpose until he had agreed + to grant the boon demanded of him. "I looked for no less, my lord, from + your High Magnificence," replied Don Quixote, "and I have to tell you that + the boon I have asked and your liberality has granted is that you shall + dub me knight to-morrow morning, and that to-night I shall watch my arms + in the chapel of this your castle; thus tomorrow, as I have said, will be + accomplished what I so much desire, enabling me lawfully to roam through + all the four quarters of the world seeking adventures on behalf of those + in distress, as is the duty of chivalry and of knights-errant like myself, + whose ambition is directed to such deeds." + </p> + <p> + The landlord, who, as has been mentioned, was something of a wag, and had + already some suspicion of his guest's want of wits, was quite convinced of + it on hearing talk of this kind from him, and to make sport for the night + he determined to fall in with his humour. So he told him he was quite + right in pursuing the object he had in view, and that such a motive was + natural and becoming in cavaliers as distinguished as he seemed and his + gallant bearing showed him to be; and that he himself in his younger days + had followed the same honourable calling, roaming in quest of adventures + in various parts of the world, among others the Curing-grounds of Malaga, + the Isles of Riaran, the Precinct of Seville, the Little Market of + Segovia, the Olivera of Valencia, the Rondilla of Granada, the Strand of + San Lucar, the Colt of Cordova, the Taverns of Toledo, and divers other + quarters, where he had proved the nimbleness of his feet and the lightness + of his fingers, doing many wrongs, cheating many widows, ruining maids and + swindling minors, and, in short, bringing himself under the notice of + almost every tribunal and court of justice in Spain; until at last he had + retired to this castle of his, where he was living upon his property and + upon that of others; and where he received all knights-errant of whatever + rank or condition they might be, all for the great love he bore them and + that they might share their substance with him in return for his + benevolence. He told him, moreover, that in this castle of his there was + no chapel in which he could watch his armour, as it had been pulled down + in order to be rebuilt, but that in a case of necessity it might, he knew, + be watched anywhere, and he might watch it that night in a courtyard of + the castle, and in the morning, God willing, the requisite ceremonies + might be performed so as to have him dubbed a knight, and so thoroughly + dubbed that nobody could be more so. He asked if he had any money with + him, to which Don Quixote replied that he had not a farthing, as in the + histories of knights-errant he had never read of any of them carrying any. + On this point the landlord told him he was mistaken; for, though not + recorded in the histories, because in the author's opinion there was no + need to mention anything so obvious and necessary as money and clean + shirts, it was not to be supposed therefore that they did not carry them, + and he might regard it as certain and established that all knights-errant + (about whom there were so many full and unimpeachable books) carried + well-furnished purses in case of emergency, and likewise carried shirts + and a little box of ointment to cure the wounds they received. For in + those plains and deserts where they engaged in combat and came out + wounded, it was not always that there was some one to cure them, unless + indeed they had for a friend some sage magician to succour them at once by + fetching through the air upon a cloud some damsel or dwarf with a vial of + water of such virtue that by tasting one drop of it they were cured of + their hurts and wounds in an instant and left as sound as if they had not + received any damage whatever. But in case this should not occur, the + knights of old took care to see that their squires were provided with + money and other requisites, such as lint and ointments for healing + purposes; and when it happened that knights had no squires (which was + rarely and seldom the case) they themselves carried everything in cunning + saddle-bags that were hardly seen on the horse's croup, as if it were + something else of more importance, because, unless for some such reason, + carrying saddle-bags was not very favourably regarded among + knights-errant. He therefore advised him (and, as his godson so soon to + be, he might even command him) never from that time forth to travel + without money and the usual requirements, and he would find the advantage + of them when he least expected it. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote promised to follow his advice scrupulously, and it was + arranged forthwith that he should watch his armour in a large yard at one + side of the inn; so, collecting it all together, Don Quixote placed it on + a trough that stood by the side of a well, and bracing his buckler on his + arm he grasped his lance and began with a stately air to march up and down + in front of the trough, and as he began his march night began to fall. + </p> + <p> + The landlord told all the people who were in the inn about the craze of + his guest, the watching of the armour, and the dubbing ceremony he + contemplated. Full of wonder at so strange a form of madness, they flocked + to see it from a distance, and observed with what composure he sometimes + paced up and down, or sometimes, leaning on his lance, gazed on his armour + without taking his eyes off it for ever so long; and as the night closed + in with a light from the moon so brilliant that it might vie with his that + lent it, everything the novice knight did was plainly seen by all. + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile one of the carriers who were in the inn thought fit to water his + team, and it was necessary to remove Don Quixote's armour as it lay on the + trough; but he seeing the other approach hailed him in a loud voice, "O + thou, whoever thou art, rash knight that comest to lay hands on the armour + of the most valorous errant that ever girt on sword, have a care what thou + dost; touch it not unless thou wouldst lay down thy life as the penalty of + thy rashness." The carrier gave no heed to these words (and he would have + done better to heed them if he had been heedful of his health), but + seizing it by the straps flung the armour some distance from him. Seeing + this, Don Quixote raised his eyes to heaven, and fixing his thoughts, + apparently, upon his lady Dulcinea, exclaimed, "Aid me, lady mine, in this + the first encounter that presents itself to this breast which thou holdest + in subjection; let not thy favour and protection fail me in this first + jeopardy;" and, with these words and others to the same purpose, dropping + his buckler he lifted his lance with both hands and with it smote such a + blow on the carrier's head that he stretched him on the ground, so stunned + that had he followed it up with a second there would have been no need of + a surgeon to cure him. This done, he picked up his armour and returned to + his beat with the same serenity as before. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p010" id="p010"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p010.jpg (261K)" src="images/p010.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p010.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Shortly after this, another, not knowing what had happened (for the + carrier still lay senseless), came with the same object of giving water to + his mules, and was proceeding to remove the armour in order to clear the + trough, when Don Quixote, without uttering a word or imploring aid from + anyone, once more dropped his buckler and once more lifted his lance, and + without actually breaking the second carrier's head into pieces, made more + than three of it, for he laid it open in four. At the noise all the people + of the inn ran to the spot, and among them the landlord. Seeing this, Don + Quixote braced his buckler on his arm, and with his hand on his sword + exclaimed, "O Lady of Beauty, strength and support of my faint heart, it + is time for thee to turn the eyes of thy greatness on this thy captive + knight on the brink of so mighty an adventure." By this he felt himself so + inspired that he would not have flinched if all the carriers in the world + had assailed him. The comrades of the wounded perceiving the plight they + were in began from a distance to shower stones on Don Quixote, who + screened himself as best he could with his buckler, not daring to quit the + trough and leave his armour unprotected. The landlord shouted to them to + leave him alone, for he had already told them that he was mad, and as a + madman he would not be accountable even if he killed them all. Still + louder shouted Don Quixote, calling them knaves and traitors, and the lord + of the castle, who allowed knights-errant to be treated in this fashion, a + villain and a low-born knight whom, had he received the order of + knighthood, he would call to account for his treachery. "But of you," he + cried, "base and vile rabble, I make no account; fling, strike, come on, + do all ye can against me, ye shall see what the reward of your folly and + insolence will be." This he uttered with so much spirit and boldness that + he filled his assailants with a terrible fear, and as much for this reason + as at the persuasion of the landlord they left off stoning him, and he + allowed them to carry off the wounded, and with the same calmness and + composure as before resumed the watch over his armour. + </p> + <p> + But these freaks of his guest were not much to the liking of the landlord, + so he determined to cut matters short and confer upon him at once the + unlucky order of knighthood before any further misadventure could occur; + so, going up to him, he apologised for the rudeness which, without his + knowledge, had been offered to him by these low people, who, however, had + been well punished for their audacity. As he had already told him, he + said, there was no chapel in the castle, nor was it needed for what + remained to be done, for, as he understood the ceremonial of the order, + the whole point of being dubbed a knight lay in the accolade and in the + slap on the shoulder, and that could be administered in the middle of a + field; and that he had now done all that was needful as to watching the + armour, for all requirements were satisfied by a watch of two hours only, + while he had been more than four about it. Don Quixote believed it all, + and told him he stood there ready to obey him, and to make an end of it + with as much despatch as possible; for, if he were again attacked, and + felt himself to be dubbed knight, he would not, he thought, leave a soul + alive in the castle, except such as out of respect he might spare at his + bidding. + </p> + <p> + Thus warned and menaced, the castellan forthwith brought out a book in + which he used to enter the straw and barley he served out to the carriers, + and, with a lad carrying a candle-end, and the two damsels already + mentioned, he returned to where Don Quixote stood, and bade him kneel + down. Then, reading from his account-book as if he were repeating some + devout prayer, in the middle of his delivery he raised his hand and gave + him a sturdy blow on the neck, and then, with his own sword, a smart slap + on the shoulder, all the while muttering between his teeth as if he was + saying his prayers. Having done this, he directed one of the ladies to + gird on his sword, which she did with great self-possession and gravity, + and not a little was required to prevent a burst of laughter at each stage + of the ceremony; but what they had already seen of the novice knight's + prowess kept their laughter within bounds. On girding him with the sword + the worthy lady said to him, "May God make your worship a very fortunate + knight, and grant you success in battle." Don Quixote asked her name in + order that he might from that time forward know to whom he was beholden + for the favour he had received, as he meant to confer upon her some + portion of the honour he acquired by the might of his arm. She answered + with great humility that she was called La Tolosa, and that she was the + daughter of a cobbler of Toledo who lived in the stalls of Sanchobienaya, + and that wherever she might be she would serve and esteem him as her lord. + Don Quixote said in reply that she would do him a favour if thenceforward + she assumed the "Don" and called herself Dona Tolosa. She promised she + would, and then the other buckled on his spur, and with her followed + almost the same conversation as with the lady of the sword. He asked her + name, and she said it was La Molinera, and that she was the daughter of a + respectable miller of Antequera; and of her likewise Don Quixote requested + that she would adopt the "Don" and call herself Dona Molinera, making + offers to her further services and favours. + </p> + <p> + Having thus, with hot haste and speed, brought to a conclusion these + never-till-now-seen ceremonies, Don Quixote was on thorns until he saw + himself on horseback sallying forth in quest of adventures; and saddling + Rocinante at once he mounted, and embracing his host, as he returned + thanks for his kindness in knighting him, he addressed him in language so + extraordinary that it is impossible to convey an idea of it or report it. + The landlord, to get him out of the inn, replied with no less rhetoric + though with shorter words, and without calling upon him to pay the + reckoning let him go with a Godspeed. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p017" id="p017"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p017.jpg (54K)" src="images/p017.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p017.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch4" id="ch4"></a>CHAPTER IV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR KNIGHT WHEN HE LEFT THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p018" id="p018"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p018.jpg (94K)" src="images/p018.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p018.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Day was dawning when Don Quixote quitted the inn, so happy, so gay, so + exhilarated at finding himself now dubbed a knight, that his joy was like + to burst his horse-girths. However, recalling the advice of his host as to + the requisites he ought to carry with him, especially that referring to + money and shirts, he determined to go home and provide himself with all, + and also with a squire, for he reckoned upon securing a farm-labourer, a + neighbour of his, a poor man with a family, but very well qualified for + the office of squire to a knight. With this object he turned his horse's + head towards his village, and Rocinante, thus reminded of his old + quarters, stepped out so briskly that he hardly seemed to tread the earth. + </p> + <p> + He had not gone far, when out of a thicket on his right there seemed to + come feeble cries as of some one in distress, and the instant he heard + them he exclaimed, "Thanks be to heaven for the favour it accords me, that + it so soon offers me an opportunity of fulfilling the obligation I have + undertaken, and gathering the fruit of my ambition. These cries, no doubt, + come from some man or woman in want of help, and needing my aid and + protection;" and wheeling, he turned Rocinante in the direction whence the + cries seemed to proceed. He had gone but a few paces into the wood, when + he saw a mare tied to an oak, and tied to another, and stripped from the + waist upwards, a youth of about fifteen years of age, from whom the cries + came. Nor were they without cause, for a lusty farmer was flogging him + with a belt and following up every blow with scoldings and commands, + repeating, "Your mouth shut and your eyes open!" while the youth made + answer, "I won't do it again, master mine; by God's passion I won't do it + again, and I'll take more care of the flock another time." + </p> + <p> + Seeing what was going on, Don Quixote said in an angry voice, + "Discourteous knight, it ill becomes you to assail one who cannot defend + himself; mount your steed and take your lance" (for there was a lance + leaning against the oak to which the mare was tied), "and I will make you + know that you are behaving as a coward." The farmer, seeing before him + this figure in full armour brandishing a lance over his head, gave himself + up for dead, and made answer meekly, "Sir Knight, this youth that I am + chastising is my servant, employed by me to watch a flock of sheep that I + have hard by, and he is so careless that I lose one every day, and when I + punish him for his carelessness and knavery he says I do it out of + niggardliness, to escape paying him the wages I owe him, and before God, + and on my soul, he lies." + </p> + <p> + "Lies before me, base clown!" said Don Quixote. "By the sun that shines on + us I have a mind to run you through with this lance. Pay him at once + without another word; if not, by the God that rules us I will make an end + of you, and annihilate you on the spot; release him instantly." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p019" id="p019"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p019.jpg (339K)" src="images/p019.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p019.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The farmer hung his head, and without a word untied his servant, of whom + Don Quixote asked how much his master owed him. + </p> + <p> + He replied, nine months at seven reals a month. Don Quixote added it up, + found that it came to sixty-three reals, and told the farmer to pay it + down immediately, if he did not want to die for it. + </p> + <p> + The trembling clown replied that as he lived and by the oath he had sworn + (though he had not sworn any) it was not so much; for there were to be + taken into account and deducted three pairs of shoes he had given him, and + a real for two blood-lettings when he was sick. + </p> + <p> + "All that is very well," said Don Quixote; "but let the shoes and the + blood-lettings stand as a setoff against the blows you have given him + without any cause; for if he spoiled the leather of the shoes you paid + for, you have damaged that of his body, and if the barber took blood from + him when he was sick, you have drawn it when he was sound; so on that + score he owes you nothing." + </p> + <p> + "The difficulty is, Sir Knight, that I have no money here; let Andres come + home with me, and I will pay him all, real by real." + </p> + <p> + "I go with him!" said the youth. "Nay, God forbid! No, senor, not for the + world; for once alone with me, he would ray me like a Saint Bartholomew." + </p> + <p> + "He will do nothing of the kind," said Don Quixote; "I have only to + command, and he will obey me; and as he has sworn to me by the order of + knighthood which he has received, I leave him free, and I guarantee the + payment." + </p> + <p> + "Consider what you are saying, senor," said the youth; "this master of + mine is not a knight, nor has he received any order of knighthood; for he + is Juan Haldudo the Rich, of Quintanar." + </p> + <p> + "That matters little," replied Don Quixote; "there may be Haldudos + knights; moreover, everyone is the son of his works." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Andres; "but this master of mine—of what works + is he the son, when he refuses me the wages of my sweat and labour?" + </p> + <p> + "I do not refuse, brother Andres," said the farmer, "be good enough to + come along with me, and I swear by all the orders of knighthood there are + in the world to pay you as I have agreed, real by real, and perfumed." + </p> + <p> + "For the perfumery I excuse you," said Don Quixote; "give it to him in + reals, and I shall be satisfied; and see that you do as you have sworn; if + not, by the same oath I swear to come back and hunt you out and punish + you; and I shall find you though you should lie closer than a lizard. And + if you desire to know who it is lays this command upon you, that you be + more firmly bound to obey it, know that I am the valorous Don Quixote of + La Mancha, the undoer of wrongs and injustices; and so, God be with you, + and keep in mind what you have promised and sworn under those penalties + that have been already declared to you." + </p> + <p> + So saying, he gave Rocinante the spur and was soon out of reach. The + farmer followed him with his eyes, and when he saw that he had cleared the + wood and was no longer in sight, he turned to his boy Andres, and said, + "Come here, my son, I want to pay you what I owe you, as that undoer of + wrongs has commanded me." + </p> + <p> + "My oath on it," said Andres, "your worship will be well advised to obey + the command of that good knight—may he live a thousand years—for, + as he is a valiant and just judge, by Roque, if you do not pay me, he will + come back and do as he said." + </p> + <p> + "My oath on it, too," said the farmer; "but as I have a strong affection + for you, I want to add to the debt in order to add to the payment;" and + seizing him by the arm, he tied him up again, and gave him such a flogging + that he left him for dead. + </p> + <p> + "Now, Master Andres," said the farmer, "call on the undoer of wrongs; you + will find he won't undo that, though I am not sure that I have quite done + with you, for I have a good mind to flay you alive." But at last he untied + him, and gave him leave to go look for his judge in order to put the + sentence pronounced into execution. + </p> + <p> + Andres went off rather down in the mouth, swearing he would go to look for + the valiant Don Quixote of La Mancha and tell him exactly what had + happened, and that all would have to be repaid him sevenfold; but for all + that, he went off weeping, while his master stood laughing. + </p> + <p> + Thus did the valiant Don Quixote right that wrong, and, thoroughly + satisfied with what had taken place, as he considered he had made a very + happy and noble beginning with his knighthood, he took the road towards + his village in perfect self-content, saying in a low voice, "Well mayest + thou this day call thyself fortunate above all on earth, O Dulcinea del + Toboso, fairest of the fair! since it has fallen to thy lot to hold + subject and submissive to thy full will and pleasure a knight so renowned + as is and will be Don Quixote of La Mancha, who, as all the world knows, + yesterday received the order of knighthood, and hath to-day righted the + greatest wrong and grievance that ever injustice conceived and cruelty + perpetrated: who hath to-day plucked the rod from the hand of yonder + ruthless oppressor so wantonly lashing that tender child." + </p> + <p> + He now came to a road branching in four directions, and immediately he was + reminded of those cross-roads where knights-errant used to stop to + consider which road they should take. In imitation of them he halted for a + while, and after having deeply considered it, he gave Rocinante his head, + submitting his own will to that of his hack, who followed out his first + intention, which was to make straight for his own stable. After he had + gone about two miles Don Quixote perceived a large party of people, who, + as afterwards appeared, were some Toledo traders, on their way to buy silk + at Murcia. There were six of them coming along under their sunshades, with + four servants mounted, and three muleteers on foot. Scarcely had Don + Quixote descried them when the fancy possessed him that this must be some + new adventure; and to help him to imitate as far as he could those + passages he had read of in his books, here seemed to come one made on + purpose, which he resolved to attempt. So with a lofty bearing and + determination he fixed himself firmly in his stirrups, got his lance + ready, brought his buckler before his breast, and planting himself in the + middle of the road, stood waiting the approach of these knights-errant, + for such he now considered and held them to be; and when they had come + near enough to see and hear, he exclaimed with a haughty gesture, "All the + world stand, unless all the world confess that in all the world there is + no maiden fairer than the Empress of La Mancha, the peerless Dulcinea del + Toboso." + </p> + <p> + The traders halted at the sound of this language and the sight of the + strange figure that uttered it, and from both figure and language at once + guessed the craze of their owner; they wished, however, to learn quietly + what was the object of this confession that was demanded of them, and one + of them, who was rather fond of a joke and was very sharp-witted, said to + him, "Sir Knight, we do not know who this good lady is that you speak of; + show her to us, for, if she be of such beauty as you suggest, with all our + hearts and without any pressure we will confess the truth that is on your + part required of us." + </p> + <p> + "If I were to show her to you," replied Don Quixote, "what merit would you + have in confessing a truth so manifest? The essential point is that + without seeing her you must believe, confess, affirm, swear, and defend + it; else ye have to do with me in battle, ill-conditioned, arrogant rabble + that ye are; and come ye on, one by one as the order of knighthood + requires, or all together as is the custom and vile usage of your breed, + here do I bide and await you relying on the justice of the cause I + maintain." + </p> + <p> + "Sir Knight," replied the trader, "I entreat your worship in the name of + this present company of princes, that, to save us from charging our + consciences with the confession of a thing we have never seen or heard of, + and one moreover so much to the prejudice of the Empresses and Queens of + the Alcarria and Estremadura, your worship will be pleased to show us some + portrait of this lady, though it be no bigger than a grain of wheat; for + by the thread one gets at the ball, and in this way we shall be satisfied + and easy, and you will be content and pleased; nay, I believe we are + already so far agreed with you that even though her portrait should show + her blind of one eye, and distilling vermilion and sulphur from the other, + we would nevertheless, to gratify your worship, say all in her favour that + you desire." + </p> + <p> + "She distils nothing of the kind, vile rabble," said Don Quixote, burning + with rage, "nothing of the kind, I say, only ambergris and civet in + cotton; nor is she one-eyed or humpbacked, but straighter than a + Guadarrama spindle: but ye must pay for the blasphemy ye have uttered + against beauty like that of my lady." + </p> + <p> + And so saying, he charged with levelled lance against the one who had + spoken, with such fury and fierceness that, if luck had not contrived that + Rocinante should stumble midway and come down, it would have gone hard + with the rash trader. Down went Rocinante, and over went his master, + rolling along the ground for some distance; and when he tried to rise he + was unable, so encumbered was he with lance, buckler, spurs, helmet, and + the weight of his old armour; and all the while he was struggling to get + up he kept saying, "Fly not, cowards and caitiffs! stay, for not by my + fault, but my horse's, am I stretched here." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p020" id="p020"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p020.jpg (352K)" src="images/p020.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p020.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + One of the muleteers in attendance, who could not have had much good + nature in him, hearing the poor prostrate man blustering in this style, + was unable to refrain from giving him an answer on his ribs; and coming up + to him he seized his lance, and having broken it in pieces, with one of + them he began so to belabour our Don Quixote that, notwithstanding and in + spite of his armour, he milled him like a measure of wheat. His masters + called out not to lay on so hard and to leave him alone, but the muleteers + blood was up, and he did not care to drop the game until he had vented the + rest of his wrath, and gathering up the remaining fragments of the lance + he finished with a discharge upon the unhappy victim, who all through the + storm of sticks that rained on him never ceased threatening heaven, and + earth, and the brigands, for such they seemed to him. At last the muleteer + was tired, and the traders continued their journey, taking with them + matter for talk about the poor fellow who had been cudgelled. He when he + found himself alone made another effort to rise; but if he was unable when + whole and sound, how was he to rise after having been thrashed and + well-nigh knocked to pieces? And yet he esteemed himself fortunate, as it + seemed to him that this was a regular knight-errant's mishap, and + entirely, he considered, the fault of his horse. However, battered in body + as he was, to rise was beyond his power. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="e04" id="e04"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="e04.jpg (28K)" src="images/e04.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch5" id="ch5"></a>CHAPTER V. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE NARRATIVE OF OUR KNIGHT'S MISHAP IS CONTINUED + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="p022" id="p022"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p022.jpg (123K)" src="images/p022.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p022.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Finding, then, that, in fact he could not move, he thought himself of + having recourse to his usual remedy, which was to think of some passage in + his books, and his craze brought to his mind that about Baldwin and the + Marquis of Mantua, when Carloto left him wounded on the mountain side, a + story known by heart by the children, not forgotten by the young men, and + lauded and even believed by the old folk; and for all that not a whit + truer than the miracles of Mahomet. This seemed to him to fit exactly the + case in which he found himself, so, making a show of severe suffering, he + began to roll on the ground and with feeble breath repeat the very words + which the wounded knight of the wood is said to have uttered: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +Where art thou, lady mine, that thou + My sorrow dost not rue? +Thou canst not know it, lady mine, + Or else thou art untrue. +</pre> + <p> + And so he went on with the ballad as far as the lines: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +O noble Marquis of Mantua, + My Uncle and liege lord! +</pre> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p026" id="p026"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p026.jpg (316K)" src="images/p026.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p026.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + As chance would have it, when he had got to this line there happened to + come by a peasant from his own village, a neighbour of his, who had been + with a load of wheat to the mill, and he, seeing the man stretched there, + came up to him and asked him who he was and what was the matter with him + that he complained so dolefully. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was firmly persuaded that this was the Marquis of Mantua, his + uncle, so the only answer he made was to go on with his ballad, in which + he told the tale of his misfortune, and of the loves of the Emperor's son + and his wife all exactly as the ballad sings it. + </p> + <p> + The peasant stood amazed at hearing such nonsense, and relieving him of + the visor, already battered to pieces by blows, he wiped his face, which + was covered with dust, and as soon as he had done so he recognised him and + said, "Senor Quixada" (for so he appears to have been called when he was + in his senses and had not yet changed from a quiet country gentleman into + a knight-errant), "who has brought your worship to this pass?" But to all + questions the other only went on with his ballad. + </p> + <p> + Seeing this, the good man removed as well as he could his breastplate and + backpiece to see if he had any wound, but he could perceive no blood nor + any mark whatever. He then contrived to raise him from the ground, and + with no little difficulty hoisted him upon his ass, which seemed to him to + be the easiest mount for him; and collecting the arms, even to the + splinters of the lance, he tied them on Rocinante, and leading him by the + bridle and the ass by the halter he took the road for the village, very + sad to hear what absurd stuff Don Quixote was talking. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p029" id="p029"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p029.jpg (285K)" src="images/p029.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/p029.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Nor was Don Quixote less so, for what with blows and bruises he could not + sit upright on the ass, and from time to time he sent up sighs to heaven, + so that once more he drove the peasant to ask what ailed him. And it could + have been only the devil himself that put into his head tales to match his + own adventures, for now, forgetting Baldwin, he bethought himself of the + Moor Abindarraez, when the Alcaide of Antequera, Rodrigo de Narvaez, took + him prisoner and carried him away to his castle; so that when the peasant + again asked him how he was and what ailed him, he gave him for reply the + same words and phrases that the captive Abindarraez gave to Rodrigo de + Narvaez, just as he had read the story in the "Diana" of Jorge de + Montemayor where it is written, applying it to his own case so aptly that + the peasant went along cursing his fate that he had to listen to such a + lot of nonsense; from which, however, he came to the conclusion that his + neighbour was mad, and so made all haste to reach the village to escape + the wearisomeness of this harangue of Don Quixote's; who, at the end of + it, said, "Senor Don Rodrigo de Narvaez, your worship must know that this + fair Xarifa I have mentioned is now the lovely Dulcinea del Toboso, for + whom I have done, am doing, and will do the most famous deeds of chivalry + that in this world have been seen, are to be seen, or ever shall be seen." + </p> + <p> + To this the peasant answered, "Senor—sinner that I am!—cannot + your worship see that I am not Don Rodrigo de Narvaez nor the Marquis of + Mantua, but Pedro Alonso your neighbour, and that your worship is neither + Baldwin nor Abindarraez, but the worthy gentleman Senor Quixada?" + </p> + <p> + "I know who I am," replied Don Quixote, "and I know that I may be not only + those I have named, but all the Twelve Peers of France and even all the + Nine Worthies, since my achievements surpass all that they have done all + together and each of them on his own account." + </p> + <p> + With this talk and more of the same kind they reached the village just as + night was beginning to fall, but the peasant waited until it was a little + later that the belaboured gentleman might not be seen riding in such a + miserable trim. When it was what seemed to him the proper time he entered + the village and went to Don Quixote's house, which he found all in + confusion, and there were the curate and the village barber, who were + great friends of Don Quixote, and his housekeeper was saying to them in a + loud voice, "What does your worship think can have befallen my master, + Senor Licentiate Pero Perez?" for so the curate was called; "it is three + days now since anything has been seen of him, or the hack, or the buckler, + lance, or armour. Miserable me! I am certain of it, and it is as true as + that I was born to die, that these accursed books of chivalry he has, and + has got into the way of reading so constantly, have upset his reason; for + now I remember having often heard him saying to himself that he would turn + knight-errant and go all over the world in quest of adventures. To the + devil and Barabbas with such books, that have brought to ruin in this way + the finest understanding there was in all La Mancha!" + </p> + <p> + The niece said the same, and, more: "You must know, Master Nicholas"—for + that was the name of the barber—"it was often my uncle's way to stay + two days and nights together poring over these unholy books of + misventures, after which he would fling the book away and snatch up his + sword and fall to slashing the walls; and when he was tired out he would + say he had killed four giants like four towers; and the sweat that flowed + from him when he was weary he said was the blood of the wounds he had + received in battle; and then he would drink a great jug of cold water and + become calm and quiet, saying that this water was a most precious potion + which the sage Esquife, a great magician and friend of his, had brought + him. But I take all the blame upon myself for never having told your + worships of my uncle's vagaries, that you might put a stop to them before + things had come to this pass, and burn all these accursed books—for + he has a great number—that richly deserve to be burned like + heretics." + </p> + <p> + "So say I too," said the curate, "and by my faith to-morrow shall not pass + without public judgment upon them, and may they be condemned to the flames + lest they lead those that read to behave as my good friend seems to have + behaved." + </p> + <p> + All this the peasant heard, and from it he understood at last what was the + matter with his neighbour, so he began calling aloud, "Open, your + worships, to Senor Baldwin and to Senor the Marquis of Mantua, who comes + badly wounded, and to Senor Abindarraez, the Moor, whom the valiant + Rodrigo de Narvaez, the Alcaide of Antequera, brings captive." + </p> + <p> + At these words they all hurried out, and when they recognised their + friend, master, and uncle, who had not yet dismounted from the ass because + he could not, they ran to embrace him. + </p> + <p> + "Hold!" said he, "for I am badly wounded through my horse's fault; carry + me to bed, and if possible send for the wise Urganda to cure and see to my + wounds." + </p> + <p> + "See there! plague on it!" cried the housekeeper at this: "did not my + heart tell the truth as to which foot my master went lame of? To bed with + your worship at once, and we will contrive to cure you here without + fetching that Hurgada. A curse I say once more, and a hundred times more, + on those books of chivalry that have brought your worship to such a pass." + </p> + <p> + They carried him to bed at once, and after searching for his wounds could + find none, but he said they were all bruises from having had a severe fall + with his horse Rocinante when in combat with ten giants, the biggest and + the boldest to be found on earth. + </p> + <p> + "So, so!" said the curate, "are there giants in the dance? By the sign of + the Cross I will burn them to-morrow before the day over." + </p> + <p> + They put a host of questions to Don Quixote, but his only answer to all + was—give him something to eat, and leave him to sleep, for that was + what he needed most. They did so, and the curate questioned the peasant at + great length as to how he had found Don Quixote. He told him, and the + nonsense he had talked when found and on the way home, all which made the + licentiate the more eager to do what he did the next day, which was to + summon his friend the barber, Master Nicholas, and go with him to Don + Quixote's house. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="p031" id="p031"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="p031.jpg (31K)" src="images/p031.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch6" id="ch6"></a>CHAPTER VI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE DIVERTING AND IMPORTANT SCRUTINY WHICH THE CURATE AND THE BARBER + MADE IN THE LIBRARY OF OUR INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c06a" id="c06a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c06a.jpg (92K)" src="images/c06a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c06a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + He was still sleeping; so the curate asked the niece for the keys of the + room where the books, the authors of all the mischief, were, and right + willingly she gave them. They all went in, the housekeeper with them, and + found more than a hundred volumes of big books very well bound, and some + other small ones. The moment the housekeeper saw them she turned about and + ran out of the room, and came back immediately with a saucer of holy water + and a sprinkler, saying, "Here, your worship, senor licentiate, sprinkle + this room; don't leave any magician of the many there are in these books + to bewitch us in revenge for our design of banishing them from the world." + </p> + <p> + The simplicity of the housekeeper made the licentiate laugh, and he + directed the barber to give him the books one by one to see what they were + about, as there might be some to be found among them that did not deserve + the penalty of fire. + </p> + <p> + "No," said the niece, "there is no reason for showing mercy to any of + them; they have every one of them done mischief; better fling them out of + the window into the court and make a pile of them and set fire to them; or + else carry them into the yard, and there a bonfire can be made without the + smoke giving any annoyance." The housekeeper said the same, so eager were + they both for the slaughter of those innocents, but the curate would not + agree to it without first reading at any rate the titles. + </p> + <p> + The first that Master Nicholas put into his hand was "The four books of + Amadis of Gaul." "This seems a mysterious thing," said the curate, "for, + as I have heard say, this was the first book of chivalry printed in Spain, + and from this all the others derive their birth and origin; so it seems to + me that we ought inexorably to condemn it to the flames as the founder of + so vile a sect." + </p> + <p> + "Nay, sir," said the barber, "I too, have heard say that this is the best + of all the books of this kind that have been written, and so, as something + singular in its line, it ought to be pardoned." + </p> + <p> + "True," said the curate; "and for that reason let its life be spared for + the present. Let us see that other which is next to it." + </p> + <p> + "It is," said the barber, "the 'Sergas de Esplandian,' the lawful son of + Amadis of Gaul." + </p> + <p> + "Then verily," said the curate, "the merit of the father must not be put + down to the account of the son. Take it, mistress housekeeper; open the + window and fling it into the yard and lay the foundation of the pile for + the bonfire we are to make." + </p> + <p> + The housekeeper obeyed with great satisfaction, and the worthy + "Esplandian" went flying into the yard to await with all patience the fire + that was in store for him. + </p> + <p> + "Proceed," said the curate. + </p> + <p> + "This that comes next," said the barber, "is 'Amadis of Greece,' and, + indeed, I believe all those on this side are of the same Amadis lineage." + </p> + <p> + "Then to the yard with the whole of them," said the curate; "for to have + the burning of Queen Pintiquiniestra, and the shepherd Darinel and his + eclogues, and the bedevilled and involved discourses of his author, I + would burn with them the father who begot me if he were going about in the + guise of a knight-errant." + </p> + <p> + "I am of the same mind," said the barber. + </p> + <p> + "And so am I," added the niece. + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said the housekeeper, "here, into the yard with them!" + </p> + <p> + They were handed to her, and as there were many of them, she spared + herself the staircase, and flung them down out of the window. + </p> + <p> + "Who is that tub there?" said the curate. + </p> + <p> + "This," said the barber, "is 'Don Olivante de Laura.'" + </p> + <p> + "The author of that book," said the curate, "was the same that wrote 'The + Garden of Flowers,' and truly there is no deciding which of the two books + is the more truthful, or, to put it better, the less lying; all I can say + is, send this one into the yard for a swaggering fool." + </p> + <p> + "This that follows is 'Florismarte of Hircania,'" said the barber. + </p> + <p> + "Senor Florismarte here?" said the curate; "then by my faith he must take + up his quarters in the yard, in spite of his marvellous birth and + visionary adventures, for the stiffness and dryness of his style deserve + nothing else; into the yard with him and the other, mistress housekeeper." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart, senor," said she, and executed the order with great + delight. + </p> + <p> + "This," said the barber, "is The Knight Platir.'" + </p> + <p> + "An old book that," said the curate, "but I find no reason for clemency in + it; send it after the others without appeal;" which was done. + </p> + <p> + Another book was opened, and they saw it was entitled, "The Knight of the + Cross." + </p> + <p> + "For the sake of the holy name this book has," said the curate, "its + ignorance might be excused; but then, they say, 'behind the cross there's + the devil; to the fire with it." + </p> + <p> + Taking down another book, the barber said, "This is 'The Mirror of + Chivalry.'" + </p> + <p> + "I know his worship," said the curate; "that is where Senor Reinaldos of + Montalvan figures with his friends and comrades, greater thieves than + Cacus, and the Twelve Peers of France with the veracious historian Turpin; + however, I am not for condemning them to more than perpetual banishment, + because, at any rate, they have some share in the invention of the famous + Matteo Boiardo, whence too the Christian poet Ludovico Ariosto wove his + web, to whom, if I find him here, and speaking any language but his own, I + shall show no respect whatever; but if he speaks his own tongue I will put + him upon my head." + </p> + <p> + "Well, I have him in Italian," said the barber, "but I do not understand + him." + </p> + <p> + "Nor would it be well that you should understand him," said the curate, + "and on that score we might have excused the Captain if he had not brought + him into Spain and turned him into Castilian. He robbed him of a great + deal of his natural force, and so do all those who try to turn books + written in verse into another language, for, with all the pains they take + and all the cleverness they show, they never can reach the level of the + originals as they were first produced. In short, I say that this book, and + all that may be found treating of those French affairs, should be thrown + into or deposited in some dry well, until after more consideration it is + settled what is to be done with them; excepting always one 'Bernardo del + Carpio' that is going about, and another called 'Roncesvalles;' for these, + if they come into my hands, shall pass at once into those of the + housekeeper, and from hers into the fire without any reprieve." + </p> + <p> + To all this the barber gave his assent, and looked upon it as right and + proper, being persuaded that the curate was so staunch to the Faith and + loyal to the Truth that he would not for the world say anything opposed to + them. Opening another book he saw it was "Palmerin de Oliva," and beside + it was another called "Palmerin of England," seeing which the licentiate + said, "Let the Olive be made firewood of at once and burned until no ashes + even are left; and let that Palm of England be kept and preserved as a + thing that stands alone, and let such another case be made for it as that + which Alexander found among the spoils of Darius and set aside for the + safe keeping of the works of the poet Homer. This book, gossip, is of + authority for two reasons, first because it is very good, and secondly + because it is said to have been written by a wise and witty king of + Portugal. All the adventures at the Castle of Miraguarda are excellent and + of admirable contrivance, and the language is polished and clear, studying + and observing the style befitting the speaker with propriety and judgment. + So then, provided it seems good to you, Master Nicholas, I say let this + and 'Amadis of Gaul' be remitted the penalty of fire, and as for all the + rest, let them perish without further question or query." + </p> + <p> + "Nay, gossip," said the barber, "for this that I have here is the famous + 'Don Belianis.'" + </p> + <p> + "Well," said the curate, "that and the second, third, and fourth parts all + stand in need of a little rhubarb to purge their excess of bile, and they + must be cleared of all that stuff about the Castle of Fame and other + greater affectations, to which end let them be allowed the over-seas term, + and, according as they mend, so shall mercy or justice be meted out to + them; and in the mean time, gossip, do you keep them in your house and let + no one read them." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said the barber; and not caring to tire himself with + reading more books of chivalry, he told the housekeeper to take all the + big ones and throw them into the yard. It was not said to one dull or + deaf, but to one who enjoyed burning them more than weaving the broadest + and finest web that could be; and seizing about eight at a time, she flung + them out of the window. + </p> + <p> + In carrying so many together she let one fall at the feet of the barber, + who took it up, curious to know whose it was, and found it said, "History + of the Famous Knight, Tirante el Blanco." + </p> + <p> + "God bless me!" said the curate with a shout, "'Tirante el Blanco' here! + Hand it over, gossip, for in it I reckon I have found a treasury of + enjoyment and a mine of recreation. Here is Don Kyrieleison of Montalvan, + a valiant knight, and his brother Thomas of Montalvan, and the knight + Fonseca, with the battle the bold Tirante fought with the mastiff, and the + witticisms of the damsel Placerdemivida, and the loves and wiles of the + widow Reposada, and the empress in love with the squire Hipolito—in + truth, gossip, by right of its style it is the best book in the world. + Here knights eat and sleep, and die in their beds, and make their wills + before dying, and a great deal more of which there is nothing in all the + other books. Nevertheless, I say he who wrote it, for deliberately + composing such fooleries, deserves to be sent to the galleys for life. + Take it home with you and read it, and you will see that what I have said + is true." + </p> + <p> + "As you will," said the barber; "but what are we to do with these little + books that are left?" + </p> + <p> + "These must be, not chivalry, but poetry," said the curate; and opening + one he saw it was the "Diana" of Jorge de Montemayor, and, supposing all + the others to be of the same sort, "these," he said, "do not deserve to be + burned like the others, for they neither do nor can do the mischief the + books of chivalry have done, being books of entertainment that can hurt no + one." + </p> + <p> + "Ah, senor!" said the niece, "your worship had better order these to be + burned as well as the others; for it would be no wonder if, after being + cured of his chivalry disorder, my uncle, by reading these, took a fancy + to turn shepherd and range the woods and fields singing and piping; or, + what would be still worse, to turn poet, which they say is an incurable + and infectious malady." + </p> + <p> + "The damsel is right," said the curate, "and it will be well to put this + stumbling-block and temptation out of our friend's way. To begin, then, + with the 'Diana' of Montemayor. I am of opinion it should not be burned, + but that it should be cleared of all that about the sage Felicia and the + magic water, and of almost all the longer pieces of verse: let it keep, + and welcome, its prose and the honour of being the first of books of the + kind." + </p> + <p> + "This that comes next," said the barber, "is the 'Diana,' entitled the + 'Second Part, by the Salamancan,' and this other has the same title, and + its author is Gil Polo." + </p> + <p> + "As for that of the Salamancan," replied the curate, "let it go to swell + the number of the condemned in the yard, and let Gil Polo's be preserved + as if it came from Apollo himself: but get on, gossip, and make haste, for + it is growing late." + </p> + <p> + "This book," said the barber, opening another, "is the ten books of the + 'Fortune of Love,' written by Antonio de Lofraso, a Sardinian poet." + </p> + <p> + "By the orders I have received," said the curate, "since Apollo has been + Apollo, and the Muses have been Muses, and poets have been poets, so droll + and absurd a book as this has never been written, and in its way it is the + best and the most singular of all of this species that have as yet + appeared, and he who has not read it may be sure he has never read what is + delightful. Give it here, gossip, for I make more account of having found + it than if they had given me a cassock of Florence stuff." + </p> + <p> + He put it aside with extreme satisfaction, and the barber went on, "These + that come next are 'The Shepherd of Iberia,' 'Nymphs of Henares,' and 'The + Enlightenment of Jealousy.'" + </p> + <p> + "Then all we have to do," said the curate, "is to hand them over to the + secular arm of the housekeeper, and ask me not why, or we shall never have + done." + </p> + <p> + "This next is the 'Pastor de Filida.'" + </p> + <p> + "No Pastor that," said the curate, "but a highly polished courtier; let it + be preserved as a precious jewel." + </p> + <p> + "This large one here," said the barber, "is called 'The Treasury of + various Poems.'" + </p> + <p> + "If there were not so many of them," said the curate, "they would be more + relished: this book must be weeded and cleansed of certain vulgarities + which it has with its excellences; let it be preserved because the author + is a friend of mine, and out of respect for other more heroic and loftier + works that he has written." + </p> + <p> + "This," continued the barber, "is the 'Cancionero' of Lopez de Maldonado." + </p> + <p> + "The author of that book, too," said the curate, "is a great friend of + mine, and his verses from his own mouth are the admiration of all who hear + them, for such is the sweetness of his voice that he enchants when he + chants them: it gives rather too much of its eclogues, but what is good + was never yet plentiful: let it be kept with those that have been set + apart. But what book is that next it?" + </p> + <p> + "The 'Galatea' of Miguel de Cervantes," said the barber. + </p> + <p> + "That Cervantes has been for many years a great friend of mine, and to my + knowledge he has had more experience in reverses than in verses. His book + has some good invention in it, it presents us with something but brings + nothing to a conclusion: we must wait for the Second Part it promises: + perhaps with amendment it may succeed in winning the full measure of grace + that is now denied it; and in the mean time do you, senor gossip, keep it + shut up in your own quarters." + </p> + <p> + "Very good," said the barber; "and here come three together, the + 'Araucana' of Don Alonso de Ercilla, the 'Austriada' of Juan Rufo, Justice + of Cordova, and the 'Montserrate' of Christobal de Virues, the Valencian + poet." + </p> + <p> + "These three books," said the curate, "are the best that have been written + in Castilian in heroic verse, and they may compare with the most famous of + Italy; let them be preserved as the richest treasures of poetry that Spain + possesses." + </p> + <p> + The curate was tired and would not look into any more books, and so he + decided that, "contents uncertified," all the rest should be burned; but + just then the barber held open one, called "The Tears of Angelica." + </p> + <p> + "I should have shed tears myself," said the curate when he heard the + title, "had I ordered that book to be burned, for its author was one of + the famous poets of the world, not to say of Spain, and was very happy in + the translation of some of Ovid's fables." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c06e" id="c06e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c06e.jpg (30K)" src="images/c06e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch7" id="ch7"></a>CHAPTER VII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE SECOND SALLY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c07a" id="c07a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c07a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c07a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c07a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At this instant Don Quixote began shouting out, "Here, here, valiant + knights! here is need for you to put forth the might of your strong arms, + for they of the Court are gaining the mastery in the tourney!" Called away + by this noise and outcry, they proceeded no farther with the scrutiny of + the remaining books, and so it is thought that "The Carolea," "The Lion of + Spain," and "The Deeds of the Emperor," written by Don Luis de Avila, went + to the fire unseen and unheard; for no doubt they were among those that + remained, and perhaps if the curate had seen them they would not have + undergone so severe a sentence. + </p> + <p> + When they reached Don Quixote he was already out of bed, and was still + shouting and raving, and slashing and cutting all round, as wide awake as + if he had never slept. + </p> + <p> + They closed with him and by force got him back to bed, and when he had + become a little calm, addressing the curate, he said to him, "Of a truth, + Senor Archbishop Turpin, it is a great disgrace for us who call ourselves + the Twelve Peers, so carelessly to allow the knights of the Court to gain + the victory in this tourney, we the adventurers having carried off the + honour on the three former days." + </p> + <p> + "Hush, gossip," said the curate; "please God, the luck may turn, and what + is lost to-day may be won to-morrow; for the present let your worship have + a care of your health, for it seems to me that you are over-fatigued, if + not badly wounded." + </p> + <p> + "Wounded no," said Don Quixote, "but bruised and battered no doubt, for + that bastard Don Roland has cudgelled me with the trunk of an oak tree, + and all for envy, because he sees that I alone rival him in his + achievements. But I should not call myself Reinaldos of Montalvan did he + not pay me for it in spite of all his enchantments as soon as I rise from + this bed. For the present let them bring me something to eat, for that, I + feel, is what will be more to my purpose, and leave it to me to avenge + myself." + </p> + <p> + They did as he wished; they gave him something to eat, and once more he + fell asleep, leaving them marvelling at his madness. + </p> + <p> + That night the housekeeper burned to ashes all the books that were in the + yard and in the whole house; and some must have been consumed that + deserved preservation in everlasting archives, but their fate and the + laziness of the examiner did not permit it, and so in them was verified + the proverb that the innocent suffer for the guilty. + </p> + <p> + One of the remedies which the curate and the barber immediately applied to + their friend's disorder was to wall up and plaster the room where the + books were, so that when he got up he should not find them (possibly the + cause being removed the effect might cease), and they might say that a + magician had carried them off, room and all; and this was done with all + despatch. Two days later Don Quixote got up, and the first thing he did + was to go and look at his books, and not finding the room where he had + left it, he wandered from side to side looking for it. He came to the + place where the door used to be, and tried it with his hands, and turned + and twisted his eyes in every direction without saying a word; but after a + good while he asked his housekeeper whereabouts was the room that held his + books. + </p> + <p> + The housekeeper, who had been already well instructed in what she was to + answer, said, "What room or what nothing is it that your worship is + looking for? There are neither room nor books in this house now, for the + devil himself has carried all away." + </p> + <p> + "It was not the devil," said the niece, "but a magician who came on a + cloud one night after the day your worship left this, and dismounting from + a serpent that he rode he entered the room, and what he did there I know + not, but after a little while he made off, flying through the roof, and + left the house full of smoke; and when we went to see what he had done we + saw neither book nor room: but we remember very well, the housekeeper and + I, that on leaving, the old villain said in a loud voice that, for a + private grudge he owed the owner of the books and the room, he had done + mischief in that house that would be discovered by-and-by: he said too + that his name was the Sage Munaton." + </p> + <p> + "He must have said Friston," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I don't know whether he called himself Friston or Friton," said the + housekeeper, "I only know that his name ended with 'ton.'" + </p> + <p> + "So it does," said Don Quixote, "and he is a sage magician, a great enemy + of mine, who has a spite against me because he knows by his arts and lore + that in process of time I am to engage in single combat with a knight whom + he befriends and that I am to conquer, and he will be unable to prevent + it; and for this reason he endeavours to do me all the ill turns that he + can; but I promise him it will be hard for him to oppose or avoid what is + decreed by Heaven." + </p> + <p> + "Who doubts that?" said the niece; "but, uncle, who mixes you up in these + quarrels? Would it not be better to remain at peace in your own house + instead of roaming the world looking for better bread than ever came of + wheat, never reflecting that many go for wool and come back shorn?" + </p> + <p> + "Oh, niece of mine," replied Don Quixote, "how much astray art thou in thy + reckoning: ere they shear me I shall have plucked away and stripped off + the beards of all who dare to touch only the tip of a hair of mine." + </p> + <p> + The two were unwilling to make any further answer, as they saw that his + anger was kindling. + </p> + <p> + In short, then, he remained at home fifteen days very quietly without + showing any signs of a desire to take up with his former delusions, and + during this time he held lively discussions with his two gossips, the + curate and the barber, on the point he maintained, that knights-errant + were what the world stood most in need of, and that in him was to be + accomplished the revival of knight-errantry. The curate sometimes + contradicted him, sometimes agreed with him, for if he had not observed + this precaution he would have been unable to bring him to reason. + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile Don Quixote worked upon a farm labourer, a neighbour of his, an + honest man (if indeed that title can be given to him who is poor), but + with very little wit in his pate. In a word, he so talked him over, and + with such persuasions and promises, that the poor clown made up his mind + to sally forth with him and serve him as esquire. Don Quixote, among other + things, told him he ought to be ready to go with him gladly, because any + moment an adventure might occur that might win an island in the twinkling + of an eye and leave him governor of it. On these and the like promises + Sancho Panza (for so the labourer was called) left wife and children, and + engaged himself as esquire to his neighbour. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c07b" id="c07b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c07b.jpg (322K)" src="images/c07b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c07b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote next set about getting some money; and selling one thing and + pawning another, and making a bad bargain in every case, he got together a + fair sum. He provided himself with a buckler, which he begged as a loan + from a friend, and, restoring his battered helmet as best he could, he + warned his squire Sancho of the day and hour he meant to set out, that he + might provide himself with what he thought most needful. Above all, he + charged him to take alforjas with him. The other said he would, and that + he meant to take also a very good ass he had, as he was not much given to + going on foot. About the ass, Don Quixote hesitated a little, trying + whether he could call to mind any knight-errant taking with him an esquire + mounted on ass-back, but no instance occurred to his memory. For all that, + however, he determined to take him, intending to furnish him with a more + honourable mount when a chance of it presented itself, by appropriating + the horse of the first discourteous knight he encountered. Himself he + provided with shirts and such other things as he could, according to the + advice the host had given him; all which being done, without taking leave, + Sancho Panza of his wife and children, or Don Quixote of his housekeeper + and niece, they sallied forth unseen by anybody from the village one + night, and made such good way in the course of it that by daylight they + held themselves safe from discovery, even should search be made for them. + </p> + <p> + Sancho rode on his ass like a patriarch, with his alforjas and bota, and + longing to see himself soon governor of the island his master had promised + him. Don Quixote decided upon taking the same route and road he had taken + on his first journey, that over the Campo de Montiel, which he travelled + with less discomfort than on the last occasion, for, as it was early + morning and the rays of the sun fell on them obliquely, the heat did not + distress them. + </p> + <p> + And now said Sancho Panza to his master, "Your worship will take care, + Senor Knight-errant, not to forget about the island you have promised me, + for be it ever so big I'll be equal to governing it." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must know, friend Sancho Panza, that + it was a practice very much in vogue with the knights-errant of old to + make their squires governors of the islands or kingdoms they won, and I am + determined that there shall be no failure on my part in so liberal a + custom; on the contrary, I mean to improve upon it, for they sometimes, + and perhaps most frequently, waited until their squires were old, and then + when they had had enough of service and hard days and worse nights, they + gave them some title or other, of count, or at the most marquis, of some + valley or province more or less; but if thou livest and I live, it may + well be that before six days are over, I may have won some kingdom that + has others dependent upon it, which will be just the thing to enable thee + to be crowned king of one of them. Nor needst thou count this wonderful, + for things and chances fall to the lot of such knights in ways so + unexampled and unexpected that I might easily give thee even more than I + promise thee." + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said Sancho Panza, "if I should become a king by one of + those miracles your worship speaks of, even Juana Gutierrez, my old woman, + would come to be queen and my children infantes." + </p> + <p> + "Well, who doubts it?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I doubt it," replied Sancho Panza, "because for my part I am persuaded + that though God should shower down kingdoms upon earth, not one of them + would fit the head of Mari Gutierrez. Let me tell you, senor, she is not + worth two maravedis for a queen; countess will fit her better, and that + only with God's help." + </p> + <p> + "Leave it to God, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "for he will give her + what suits her best; but do not undervalue thyself so much as to come to + be content with anything less than being governor of a province." + </p> + <p> + "I will not, senor," answered Sancho, "specially as I have a man of such + quality for a master in your worship, who will know how to give me all + that will be suitable for me and that I can bear." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c07e" id="c07e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c07e.jpg (70K)" src="images/c07e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch8" id="ch8"></a>CHAPTER VIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE GOOD FORTUNE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD IN THE TERRIBLE AND + UNDREAMT-OF ADVENTURE OF THE WINDMILLS, WITH OTHER OCCURRENCES WORTHY TO + BE FITLY RECORDED + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c08a" id="c08a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c08a.jpg (142K)" src="images/c08a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c08a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At this point they came in sight of thirty forty windmills that there are + on plain, and as soon as Don Quixote saw them he said to his squire, + "Fortune is arranging matters for us better than we could have shaped our + desires ourselves, for look there, friend Sancho Panza, where thirty or + more monstrous giants present themselves, all of whom I mean to engage in + battle and slay, and with whose spoils we shall begin to make our + fortunes; for this is righteous warfare, and it is God's good service to + sweep so evil a breed from off the face of the earth." + </p> + <p> + "What giants?" said Sancho Panza. + </p> + <p> + "Those thou seest there," answered his master, "with the long arms, and + some have them nearly two leagues long." + </p> + <p> + "Look, your worship," said Sancho; "what we see there are not giants but + windmills, and what seem to be their arms are the sails that turned by the + wind make the millstone go." + </p> + <p> + "It is easy to see," replied Don Quixote, "that thou art not used to this + business of adventures; those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away + with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in + fierce and unequal combat." + </p> + <p> + So saying, he gave the spur to his steed Rocinante, heedless of the cries + his squire Sancho sent after him, warning him that most certainly they + were windmills and not giants he was going to attack. He, however, was so + positive they were giants that he neither heard the cries of Sancho, nor + perceived, near as he was, what they were, but made at them shouting, "Fly + not, cowards and vile beings, for a single knight attacks you." + </p> + <p> + A slight breeze at this moment sprang up, and the great sails began to + move, seeing which Don Quixote exclaimed, "Though ye flourish more arms + than the giant Briareus, ye have to reckon with me." + </p> + <p> + So saying, and commending himself with all his heart to his lady Dulcinea, + imploring her to support him in such a peril, with lance in rest and + covered by his buckler, he charged at Rocinante's fullest gallop and fell + upon the first mill that stood in front of him; but as he drove his + lance-point into the sail the wind whirled it round with such force that + it shivered the lance to pieces, sweeping with it horse and rider, who + went rolling over on the plain, in a sorry condition. Sancho hastened to + his assistance as fast as his ass could go, and when he came up found him + unable to move, with such a shock had Rocinante fallen with him. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c08b" id="c08b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c08b.jpg (358K)" src="images/c08b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c08b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "God bless me!" said Sancho, "did I not tell your worship to mind what you + were about, for they were only windmills? and no one could have made any + mistake about it but one who had something of the same kind in his head." + </p> + <p> + "Hush, friend Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "the fortunes of war more than + any other are liable to frequent fluctuations; and moreover I think, and + it is the truth, that that same sage Friston who carried off my study and + books, has turned these giants into mills in order to rob me of the glory + of vanquishing them, such is the enmity he bears me; but in the end his + wicked arts will avail but little against my good sword." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c08c" id="c08c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c08c.jpg (301K)" src="images/c08c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c08c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "God order it as he may," said Sancho Panza, and helping him to rise got + him up again on Rocinante, whose shoulder was half out; and then, + discussing the late adventure, they followed the road to Puerto Lapice, + for there, said Don Quixote, they could not fail to find adventures in + abundance and variety, as it was a great thoroughfare. For all that, he + was much grieved at the loss of his lance, and saying so to his squire, he + added, "I remember having read how a Spanish knight, Diego Perez de Vargas + by name, having broken his sword in battle, tore from an oak a ponderous + bough or branch, and with it did such things that day, and pounded so many + Moors, that he got the surname of Machuca, and he and his descendants from + that day forth were called Vargas y Machuca. I mention this because from + the first oak I see I mean to rend such another branch, large and stout + like that, with which I am determined and resolved to do such deeds that + thou mayest deem thyself very fortunate in being found worthy to come and + see them, and be an eyewitness of things that will with difficulty be + believed." + </p> + <p> + "Be that as God will," said Sancho, "I believe it all as your worship says + it; but straighten yourself a little, for you seem all on one side, may be + from the shaking of the fall." + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," said Don Quixote, "and if I make no complaint of the + pain it is because knights-errant are not permitted to complain of any + wound, even though their bowels be coming out through it." + </p> + <p> + "If so," said Sancho, "I have nothing to say; but God knows I would rather + your worship complained when anything ailed you. For my part, I confess I + must complain however small the ache may be; unless this rule about not + complaining extends to the squires of knights-errant also." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote could not help laughing at his squire's simplicity, and he + assured him he might complain whenever and however he chose, just as he + liked, for, so far, he had never read of anything to the contrary in the + order of knighthood. + </p> + <p> + Sancho bade him remember it was dinner-time, to which his master answered + that he wanted nothing himself just then, but that he might eat when he + had a mind. With this permission Sancho settled himself as comfortably as + he could on his beast, and taking out of the alforjas what he had stowed + away in them, he jogged along behind his master munching deliberately, and + from time to time taking a pull at the bota with a relish that the + thirstiest tapster in Malaga might have envied; and while he went on in + this way, gulping down draught after draught, he never gave a thought to + any of the promises his master had made him, nor did he rate it as + hardship but rather as recreation going in quest of adventures, however + dangerous they might be. Finally they passed the night among some trees, + from one of which Don Quixote plucked a dry branch to serve him after a + fashion as a lance, and fixed on it the head he had removed from the + broken one. All that night Don Quixote lay awake thinking of his lady + Dulcinea, in order to conform to what he had read in his books, how many a + night in the forests and deserts knights used to lie sleepless supported + by the memory of their mistresses. Not so did Sancho Panza spend it, for + having his stomach full of something stronger than chicory water he made + but one sleep of it, and, if his master had not called him, neither the + rays of the sun beating on his face nor all the cheery notes of the birds + welcoming the approach of day would have had power to waken him. On + getting up he tried the bota and found it somewhat less full than the + night before, which grieved his heart because they did not seem to be on + the way to remedy the deficiency readily. Don Quixote did not care to + break his fast, for, as has been already said, he confined himself to + savoury recollections for nourishment. + </p> + <p> + They returned to the road they had set out with, leading to Puerto Lapice, + and at three in the afternoon they came in sight of it. "Here, brother + Sancho Panza," said Don Quixote when he saw it, "we may plunge our hands + up to the elbows in what they call adventures; but observe, even shouldst + thou see me in the greatest danger in the world, thou must not put a hand + to thy sword in my defence, unless indeed thou perceivest that those who + assail me are rabble or base folk; for in that case thou mayest very + properly aid me; but if they be knights it is on no account permitted or + allowed thee by the laws of knighthood to help me until thou hast been + dubbed a knight." + </p> + <p> + "Most certainly, senor," replied Sancho, "your worship shall be fully + obeyed in this matter; all the more as of myself I am peaceful and no + friend to mixing in strife and quarrels: it is true that as regards the + defence of my own person I shall not give much heed to those laws, for + laws human and divine allow each one to defend himself against any + assailant whatever." + </p> + <p> + "That I grant," said Don Quixote, "but in this matter of aiding me against + knights thou must put a restraint upon thy natural impetuosity." + </p> + <p> + "I will do so, I promise you," answered Sancho, "and will keep this + precept as carefully as Sunday." + </p> + <p> + While they were thus talking there appeared on the road two friars of the + order of St. Benedict, mounted on two dromedaries, for not less tall were + the two mules they rode on. They wore travelling spectacles and carried + sunshades; and behind them came a coach attended by four or five persons + on horseback and two muleteers on foot. In the coach there was, as + afterwards appeared, a Biscay lady on her way to Seville, where her + husband was about to take passage for the Indies with an appointment of + high honour. The friars, though going the same road, were not in her + company; but the moment Don Quixote perceived them he said to his squire, + "Either I am mistaken, or this is going to be the most famous adventure + that has ever been seen, for those black bodies we see there must be, and + doubtless are, magicians who are carrying off some stolen princess in that + coach, and with all my might I must undo this wrong." + </p> + <p> + "This will be worse than the windmills," said Sancho. "Look, senor; those + are friars of St. Benedict, and the coach plainly belongs to some + travellers: I tell you to mind well what you are about and don't let the + devil mislead you." + </p> + <p> + "I have told thee already, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that on the + subject of adventures thou knowest little. What I say is the truth, as + thou shalt see presently." + </p> + <p> + So saying, he advanced and posted himself in the middle of the road along + which the friars were coming, and as soon as he thought they had come near + enough to hear what he said, he cried aloud, "Devilish and unnatural + beings, release instantly the highborn princesses whom you are carrying + off by force in this coach, else prepare to meet a speedy death as the + just punishment of your evil deeds." + </p> + <p> + The friars drew rein and stood wondering at the appearance of Don Quixote + as well as at his words, to which they replied, "Senor Caballero, we are + not devilish or unnatural, but two brothers of St. Benedict following our + road, nor do we know whether or not there are any captive princesses + coming in this coach." + </p> + <p> + "No soft words with me, for I know you, lying rabble," said Don Quixote, + and without waiting for a reply he spurred Rocinante and with levelled + lance charged the first friar with such fury and determination, that, if + the friar had not flung himself off the mule, he would have brought him to + the ground against his will, and sore wounded, if not killed outright. The + second brother, seeing how his comrade was treated, drove his heels into + his castle of a mule and made off across the country faster than the wind. + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza, when he saw the friar on the ground, dismounting briskly + from his ass, rushed towards him and began to strip off his gown. At that + instant the friars muleteers came up and asked what he was stripping him + for. Sancho answered them that this fell to him lawfully as spoil of the + battle which his lord Don Quixote had won. The muleteers, who had no idea + of a joke and did not understand all this about battles and spoils, seeing + that Don Quixote was some distance off talking to the travellers in the + coach, fell upon Sancho, knocked him down, and leaving hardly a hair in + his beard, belaboured him with kicks and left him stretched breathless and + senseless on the ground; and without any more delay helped the friar to + mount, who, trembling, terrified, and pale, as soon as he found himself in + the saddle, spurred after his companion, who was standing at a distance + looking on, watching the result of the onslaught; then, not caring to wait + for the end of the affair just begun, they pursued their journey making + more crosses than if they had the devil after them. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was, as has been said, speaking to the lady in the coach: + "Your beauty, lady mine," said he, "may now dispose of your person as may + be most in accordance with your pleasure, for the pride of your ravishers + lies prostrate on the ground through this strong arm of mine; and lest you + should be pining to know the name of your deliverer, know that I am called + Don Quixote of La Mancha, knight-errant and adventurer, and captive to the + peerless and beautiful lady Dulcinea del Toboso: and in return for the + service you have received of me I ask no more than that you should return + to El Toboso, and on my behalf present yourself before that lady and tell + her what I have done to set you free." + </p> + <p> + One of the squires in attendance upon the coach, a Biscayan, was listening + to all Don Quixote was saying, and, perceiving that he would not allow the + coach to go on, but was saying it must return at once to El Toboso, he + made at him, and seizing his lance addressed him in bad Castilian and + worse Biscayan after his fashion, "Begone, caballero, and ill go with + thee; by the God that made me, unless thou quittest coach, slayest thee as + art here a Biscayan." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote understood him quite well, and answered him very quietly, "If + thou wert a knight, as thou art none, I should have already chastised thy + folly and rashness, miserable creature." To which the Biscayan returned, + "I no gentleman!—I swear to God thou liest as I am Christian: if + thou droppest lance and drawest sword, soon shalt thou see thou art + carrying water to the cat: Biscayan on land, hidalgo at sea, hidalgo at + the devil, and look, if thou sayest otherwise thou liest." + </p> + <p> + "'"You will see presently," said Agrajes,'" replied Don Quixote; and + throwing his lance on the ground he drew his sword, braced his buckler on + his arm, and attacked the Biscayan, bent upon taking his life. + </p> + <p> + The Biscayan, when he saw him coming on, though he wished to dismount from + his mule, in which, being one of those sorry ones let out for hire, he had + no confidence, had no choice but to draw his sword; it was lucky for him, + however, that he was near the coach, from which he was able to snatch a + cushion that served him for a shield; and they went at one another as if + they had been two mortal enemies. The others strove to make peace between + them, but could not, for the Biscayan declared in his disjointed phrase + that if they did not let him finish his battle he would kill his mistress + and everyone that strove to prevent him. The lady in the coach, amazed and + terrified at what she saw, ordered the coachman to draw aside a little, + and set herself to watch this severe struggle, in the course of which the + Biscayan smote Don Quixote a mighty stroke on the shoulder over the top of + his buckler, which, given to one without armour, would have cleft him to + the waist. Don Quixote, feeling the weight of this prodigious blow, cried + aloud, saying, "O lady of my soul, Dulcinea, flower of beauty, come to the + aid of this your knight, who, in fulfilling his obligations to your + beauty, finds himself in this extreme peril." To say this, to lift his + sword, to shelter himself well behind his buckler, and to assail the + Biscayan was the work of an instant, determined as he was to venture all + upon a single blow. The Biscayan, seeing him come on in this way, was + convinced of his courage by his spirited bearing, and resolved to follow + his example, so he waited for him keeping well under cover of his cushion, + being unable to execute any sort of manoeuvre with his mule, which, dead + tired and never meant for this kind of game, could not stir a step. + </p> + <p> + On, then, as aforesaid, came Don Quixote against the wary Biscayan, with + uplifted sword and a firm intention of splitting him in half, while on his + side the Biscayan waited for him sword in hand, and under the protection + of his cushion; and all present stood trembling, waiting in suspense the + result of blows such as threatened to fall, and the lady in the coach and + the rest of her following were making a thousand vows and offerings to all + the images and shrines of Spain, that God might deliver her squire and all + of them from this great peril in which they found themselves. But it + spoils all, that at this point and crisis the author of the history leaves + this battle impending, giving as excuse that he could find nothing more + written about these achievements of Don Quixote than what has been already + set forth. It is true the second author of this work was unwilling to + believe that a history so curious could have been allowed to fall under + the sentence of oblivion, or that the wits of La Mancha could have been so + undiscerning as not to preserve in their archives or registries some + documents referring to this famous knight; and this being his persuasion, + he did not despair of finding the conclusion of this pleasant history, + which, heaven favouring him, he did find in a way that shall be related in + the Second Part. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c08e" id="c08e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c08e.jpg (54K)" src="images/c08e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch9" id="ch9"></a>CHAPTER IX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED AND FINISHED THE TERRIFIC BATTLE BETWEEN THE GALLANT + BISCAYAN AND THE VALIANT MANCHEGAN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c09a" id="c09a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c09a.jpg (142K)" src="images/c09a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c09a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + In the First Part of this history we left the valiant Biscayan and the + renowned Don Quixote with drawn swords uplifted, ready to deliver two such + furious slashing blows that if they had fallen full and fair they would at + least have split and cleft them asunder from top to toe and laid them open + like a pomegranate; and at this so critical point the delightful history + came to a stop and stood cut short without any intimation from the author + where what was missing was to be found. + </p> + <p> + This distressed me greatly, because the pleasure derived from having read + such a small portion turned to vexation at the thought of the poor chance + that presented itself of finding the large part that, so it seemed to me, + was missing of such an interesting tale. It appeared to me to be a thing + impossible and contrary to all precedent that so good a knight should have + been without some sage to undertake the task of writing his marvellous + achievements; a thing that was never wanting to any of those + knights-errant who, they say, went after adventures; for every one of them + had one or two sages as if made on purpose, who not only recorded their + deeds but described their most trifling thoughts and follies, however + secret they might be; and such a good knight could not have been so + unfortunate as not to have what Platir and others like him had in + abundance. And so I could not bring myself to believe that such a gallant + tale had been left maimed and mutilated, and I laid the blame on Time, the + devourer and destroyer of all things, that had either concealed or + consumed it. + </p> + <p> + On the other hand, it struck me that, inasmuch as among his books there + had been found such modern ones as "The Enlightenment of Jealousy" and the + "Nymphs and Shepherds of Henares," his story must likewise be modern, and + that though it might not be written, it might exist in the memory of the + people of his village and of those in the neighbourhood. This reflection + kept me perplexed and longing to know really and truly the whole life and + wondrous deeds of our famous Spaniard, Don Quixote of La Mancha, light and + mirror of Manchegan chivalry, and the first that in our age and in these + so evil days devoted himself to the labour and exercise of the arms of + knight-errantry, righting wrongs, succouring widows, and protecting + damsels of that sort that used to ride about, whip in hand, on their + palfreys, with all their virginity about them, from mountain to mountain + and valley to valley—for, if it were not for some ruffian, or boor + with a hood and hatchet, or monstrous giant, that forced them, there were + in days of yore damsels that at the end of eighty years, in all which time + they had never slept a day under a roof, went to their graves as much + maids as the mothers that bore them. I say, then, that in these and other + respects our gallant Don Quixote is worthy of everlasting and notable + praise, nor should it be withheld even from me for the labour and pains + spent in searching for the conclusion of this delightful history; though I + know well that if Heaven, chance and good fortune had not helped me, the + world would have remained deprived of an entertainment and pleasure that + for a couple of hours or so may well occupy him who shall read it + attentively. The discovery of it occurred in this way. + </p> + <p> + One day, as I was in the Alcana of Toledo, a boy came up to sell some + pamphlets and old papers to a silk mercer, and, as I am fond of reading + even the very scraps of paper in the streets, led by this natural bent of + mine I took up one of the pamphlets the boy had for sale, and saw that it + was in characters which I recognised as Arabic, and as I was unable to + read them though I could recognise them, I looked about to see if there + were any Spanish-speaking Morisco at hand to read them for me; nor was + there any great difficulty in finding such an interpreter, for even had I + sought one for an older and better language I should have found him. In + short, chance provided me with one, who when I told him what I wanted and + put the book into his hands, opened it in the middle and after reading a + little in it began to laugh. I asked him what he was laughing at, and he + replied that it was at something the book had written in the margin by way + of a note. I bade him tell it to me; and he still laughing said, "In the + margin, as I told you, this is written: 'This Dulcinea del Toboso so often + mentioned in this history, had, they say, the best hand of any woman in + all La Mancha for salting pigs.'" + </p> + <p> + When I heard Dulcinea del Toboso named, I was struck with surprise and + amazement, for it occurred to me at once that these pamphlets contained + the history of Don Quixote. With this idea I pressed him to read the + beginning, and doing so, turning the Arabic offhand into Castilian, he + told me it meant, "History of Don Quixote of La Mancha, written by Cid + Hamete Benengeli, an Arab historian." It required great caution to hide + the joy I felt when the title of the book reached my ears, and snatching + it from the silk mercer, I bought all the papers and pamphlets from the + boy for half a real; and if he had had his wits about him and had known + how eager I was for them, he might have safely calculated on making more + than six reals by the bargain. I withdrew at once with the Morisco into + the cloister of the cathedral, and begged him to turn all these pamphlets + that related to Don Quixote into the Castilian tongue, without omitting or + adding anything to them, offering him whatever payment he pleased. He was + satisfied with two arrobas of raisins and two bushels of wheat, and + promised to translate them faithfully and with all despatch; but to make + the matter easier, and not to let such a precious find out of my hands, I + took him to my house, where in little more than a month and a half he + translated the whole just as it is set down here. + </p> + <p> + In the first pamphlet the battle between Don Quixote and the Biscayan was + drawn to the very life, they planted in the same attitude as the history + describes, their swords raised, and the one protected by his buckler, the + other by his cushion, and the Biscayan's mule so true to nature that it + could be seen to be a hired one a bowshot off. The Biscayan had an + inscription under his feet which said, "Don Sancho de Azpeitia," which no + doubt must have been his name; and at the feet of Rocinante was another + that said, "Don Quixote." Rocinante was marvellously portrayed, so long + and thin, so lank and lean, with so much backbone and so far gone in + consumption, that he showed plainly with what judgment and propriety the + name of Rocinante had been bestowed upon him. Near him was Sancho Panza + holding the halter of his ass, at whose feet was another label that said, + "Sancho Zancas," and according to the picture, he must have had a big + belly, a short body, and long shanks, for which reason, no doubt, the + names of Panza and Zancas were given him, for by these two surnames the + history several times calls him. Some other trifling particulars might be + mentioned, but they are all of slight importance and have nothing to do + with the true relation of the history; and no history can be bad so long + as it is true. + </p> + <p> + If against the present one any objection be raised on the score of its + truth, it can only be that its author was an Arab, as lying is a very + common propensity with those of that nation; though, as they are such + enemies of ours, it is conceivable that there were omissions rather than + additions made in the course of it. And this is my own opinion; for, where + he could and should give freedom to his pen in praise of so worthy a + knight, he seems to me deliberately to pass it over in silence; which is + ill done and worse contrived, for it is the business and duty of + historians to be exact, truthful, and wholly free from passion, and + neither interest nor fear, hatred nor love, should make them swerve from + the path of truth, whose mother is history, rival of time, storehouse of + deeds, witness for the past, example and counsel for the present, and + warning for the future. In this I know will be found all that can be + desired in the pleasantest, and if it be wanting in any good quality, I + maintain it is the fault of its hound of an author and not the fault of + the subject. To be brief, its Second Part, according to the translation, + began in this way: + </p> + <p> + With trenchant swords upraised and poised on high, it seemed as though the + two valiant and wrathful combatants stood threatening heaven, and earth, + and hell, with such resolution and determination did they bear themselves. + The fiery Biscayan was the first to strike a blow, which was delivered + with such force and fury that had not the sword turned in its course, that + single stroke would have sufficed to put an end to the bitter struggle and + to all the adventures of our knight; but that good fortune which reserved + him for greater things, turned aside the sword of his adversary, so that + although it smote him upon the left shoulder, it did him no more harm than + to strip all that side of its armour, carrying away a great part of his + helmet with half of his ear, all which with fearful ruin fell to the + ground, leaving him in a sorry plight. + </p> + <p> + Good God! Who is there that could properly describe the rage that filled + the heart of our Manchegan when he saw himself dealt with in this fashion? + All that can be said is, it was such that he again raised himself in his + stirrups, and, grasping his sword more firmly with both hands, he came + down on the Biscayan with such fury, smiting him full over the cushion and + over the head, that—even so good a shield proving useless—as + if a mountain had fallen on him, he began to bleed from nose, mouth, and + ears, reeling as if about to fall backwards from his mule, as no doubt he + would have done had he not flung his arms about its neck; at the same + time, however, he slipped his feet out of the stirrups and then unclasped + his arms, and the mule, taking fright at the terrible blow, made off + across the plain, and with a few plunges flung its master to the ground. + Don Quixote stood looking on very calmly, and, when he saw him fall, + leaped from his horse and with great briskness ran to him, and, presenting + the point of his sword to his eyes, bade him surrender, or he would cut + his head off. The Biscayan was so bewildered that he was unable to answer + a word, and it would have gone hard with him, so blind was Don Quixote, + had not the ladies in the coach, who had hitherto been watching the combat + in great terror, hastened to where he stood and implored him with earnest + entreaties to grant them the great grace and favour of sparing their + squire's life; to which Don Quixote replied with much gravity and dignity, + "In truth, fair ladies, I am well content to do what ye ask of me; but it + must be on one condition and understanding, which is that this knight + promise me to go to the village of El Toboso, and on my behalf present + himself before the peerless lady Dulcinea, that she deal with him as shall + be most pleasing to her." + </p> + <p> + The terrified and disconsolate ladies, without discussing Don Quixote's + demand or asking who Dulcinea might be, promised that their squire should + do all that had been commanded. + </p> + <p> + "Then, on the faith of that promise," said Don Quixote, "I shall do him no + further harm, though he well deserves it of me." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c09e" id="c09e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c09e.jpg (61K)" src="images/c09e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c09e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch10" id="ch10"></a>CHAPTER X. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE PLEASANT DISCOURSE THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS SQUIRE + SANCHO PANZA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c10a" id="c10a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c10a.jpg (91K)" src="images/c10a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c10a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Now by this time Sancho had risen, rather the worse for the handling of + the friars' muleteers, and stood watching the battle of his master, Don + Quixote, and praying to God in his heart that it might be his will to + grant him the victory, and that he might thereby win some island to make + him governor of, as he had promised. Seeing, therefore, that the struggle + was now over, and that his master was returning to mount Rocinante, he + approached to hold the stirrup for him, and, before he could mount, he + went on his knees before him, and taking his hand, kissed it saying, "May + it please your worship, Senor Don Quixote, to give me the government of + that island which has been won in this hard fight, for be it ever so big I + feel myself in sufficient force to be able to govern it as much and as + well as anyone in the world who has ever governed islands." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote replied, "Thou must take notice, brother Sancho, that + this adventure and those like it are not adventures of islands, but of + cross-roads, in which nothing is got except a broken head or an ear the + less: have patience, for adventures will present themselves from which I + may make you, not only a governor, but something more." + </p> + <p> + Sancho gave him many thanks, and again kissing his hand and the skirt of + his hauberk, helped him to mount Rocinante, and mounting his ass himself, + proceeded to follow his master, who at a brisk pace, without taking leave, + or saying anything further to the ladies belonging to the coach, turned + into a wood that was hard by. Sancho followed him at his ass's best trot, + but Rocinante stepped out so that, seeing himself left behind, he was + forced to call to his master to wait for him. Don Quixote did so, reining + in Rocinante until his weary squire came up, who on reaching him said, "It + seems to me, senor, it would be prudent in us to go and take refuge in + some church, for, seeing how mauled he with whom you fought has been left, + it will be no wonder if they give information of the affair to the Holy + Brotherhood and arrest us, and, faith, if they do, before we come out of + gaol we shall have to sweat for it." + </p> + <p> + "Peace," said Don Quixote; "where hast thou ever seen or heard that a + knight-errant has been arraigned before a court of justice, however many + homicides he may have committed?" + </p> + <p> + "I know nothing about omecils," answered Sancho, "nor in my life have had + anything to do with one; I only know that the Holy Brotherhood looks after + those who fight in the fields, and in that other matter I do not meddle." + </p> + <p> + "Then thou needst have no uneasiness, my friend," said Don Quixote, "for I + will deliver thee out of the hands of the Chaldeans, much more out of + those of the Brotherhood. But tell me, as thou livest, hast thou seen a + more valiant knight than I in all the known world; hast thou read in + history of any who has or had higher mettle in attack, more spirit in + maintaining it, more dexterity in wounding or skill in overthrowing?" + </p> + <p> + "The truth is," answered Sancho, "that I have never read any history, for + I can neither read nor write, but what I will venture to bet is that a + more daring master than your worship I have never served in all the days + of my life, and God grant that this daring be not paid for where I have + said; what I beg of your worship is to dress your wound, for a great deal + of blood flows from that ear, and I have here some lint and a little white + ointment in the alforjas." + </p> + <p> + "All that might be well dispensed with," said Don Quixote, "if I had + remembered to make a vial of the balsam of Fierabras, for time and + medicine are saved by one single drop." + </p> + <p> + "What vial and what balsam is that?" said Sancho Panza. + </p> + <p> + "It is a balsam," answered Don Quixote, "the receipt of which I have in my + memory, with which one need have no fear of death, or dread dying of any + wound; and so when I make it and give it to thee thou hast nothing to do + when in some battle thou seest they have cut me in half through the middle + of the body—as is wont to happen frequently—but neatly and + with great nicety, ere the blood congeal, to place that portion of the + body which shall have fallen to the ground upon the other half which + remains in the saddle, taking care to fit it on evenly and exactly. Then + thou shalt give me to drink but two drops of the balsam I have mentioned, + and thou shalt see me become sounder than an apple." + </p> + <p> + "If that be so," said Panza, "I renounce henceforth the government of the + promised island, and desire nothing more in payment of my many and + faithful services than that your worship give me the receipt of this + supreme liquor, for I am persuaded it will be worth more than two reals an + ounce anywhere, and I want no more to pass the rest of my life in ease and + honour; but it remains to be told if it costs much to make it." + </p> + <p> + "With less than three reals, six quarts of it may be made," said Don + Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Sinner that I am!" said Sancho, "then why does your worship put off + making it and teaching it to me?" + </p> + <p> + "Peace, friend," answered Don Quixote; "greater secrets I mean to teach + thee and greater favours to bestow upon thee; and for the present let us + see to the dressing, for my ear pains me more than I could wish." + </p> + <p> + Sancho took out some lint and ointment from the alforjas; but when Don + Quixote came to see his helmet shattered, he was like to lose his senses, + and clapping his hand upon his sword and raising his eyes to heaven, he + said, "I swear by the Creator of all things and the four Gospels in their + fullest extent, to do as the great Marquis of Mantua did when he swore to + avenge the death of his nephew Baldwin (and that was not to eat bread from + a table-cloth, nor embrace his wife, and other points which, though I + cannot now call them to mind, I here grant as expressed) until I take + complete vengeance upon him who has committed such an offence against me." + </p> + <p> + Hearing this, Sancho said to him, "Your worship should bear in mind, Senor + Don Quixote, that if the knight has done what was commanded him in going + to present himself before my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, he will have done + all that he was bound to do, and does not deserve further punishment + unless he commits some new offence." + </p> + <p> + "Thou hast said well and hit the point," answered Don Quixote; and so I + recall the oath in so far as relates to taking fresh vengeance on him, but + I make and confirm it anew to lead the life I have said until such time as + I take by force from some knight another helmet such as this and as good; + and think not, Sancho, that I am raising smoke with straw in doing so, for + I have one to imitate in the matter, since the very same thing to a hair + happened in the case of Mambrino's helmet, which cost Sacripante so dear." + </p> + <p> + "Senor," replied Sancho, "let your worship send all such oaths to the + devil, for they are very pernicious to salvation and prejudicial to the + conscience; just tell me now, if for several days to come we fall in with + no man armed with a helmet, what are we to do? Is the oath to be observed + in spite of all the inconvenience and discomfort it will be to sleep in + your clothes, and not to sleep in a house, and a thousand other + mortifications contained in the oath of that old fool the Marquis of + Mantua, which your worship is now wanting to revive? Let your worship + observe that there are no men in armour travelling on any of these roads, + nothing but carriers and carters, who not only do not wear helmets, but + perhaps never heard tell of them all their lives." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art wrong there," said Don Quixote, "for we shall not have been + above two hours among these cross-roads before we see more men in armour + than came to Albraca to win the fair Angelica." + </p> + <p> + "Enough," said Sancho; "so be it then, and God grant us success, and that + the time for winning that island which is costing me so dear may soon + come, and then let me die." + </p> + <p> + "I have already told thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "not to give thyself + any uneasiness on that score; for if an island should fail, there is the + kingdom of Denmark, or of Sobradisa, which will fit thee as a ring fits + the finger, and all the more that, being on terra firma, thou wilt all the + better enjoy thyself. But let us leave that to its own time; see if thou + hast anything for us to eat in those alforjas, because we must presently + go in quest of some castle where we may lodge to-night and make the balsam + I told thee of, for I swear to thee by God, this ear is giving me great + pain." + </p> + <p> + "I have here an onion and a little cheese and a few scraps of bread," said + Sancho, "but they are not victuals fit for a valiant knight like your + worship." + </p> + <p> + "How little thou knowest about it," answered Don Quixote; "I would have + thee to know, Sancho, that it is the glory of knights-errant to go without + eating for a month, and even when they do eat, that it should be of what + comes first to hand; and this would have been clear to thee hadst thou + read as many histories as I have, for, though they are very many, among + them all I have found no mention made of knights-errant eating, unless by + accident or at some sumptuous banquets prepared for them, and the rest of + the time they passed in dalliance. And though it is plain they could not + do without eating and performing all the other natural functions, because, + in fact, they were men like ourselves, it is plain too that, wandering as + they did the most part of their lives through woods and wilds and without + a cook, their most usual fare would be rustic viands such as those thou + now offer me; so that, friend Sancho, let not that distress thee which + pleases me, and do not seek to make a new world or pervert + knight-errantry." + </p> + <p> + "Pardon me, your worship," said Sancho, "for, as I cannot read or write, + as I said just now, I neither know nor comprehend the rules of the + profession of chivalry: henceforward I will stock the alforjas with every + kind of dry fruit for your worship, as you are a knight; and for myself, + as I am not one, I will furnish them with poultry and other things more + substantial." + </p> + <p> + "I do not say, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "that it is imperative on + knights-errant not to eat anything else but the fruits thou speakest of; + only that their more usual diet must be those, and certain herbs they + found in the fields which they knew and I know too." + </p> + <p> + "A good thing it is," answered Sancho, "to know those herbs, for to my + thinking it will be needful some day to put that knowledge into practice." + </p> + <p> + And here taking out what he said he had brought, the pair made their + repast peaceably and sociably. But anxious to find quarters for the night, + they with all despatch made an end of their poor dry fare, mounted at + once, and made haste to reach some habitation before night set in; but + daylight and the hope of succeeding in their object failed them close by + the huts of some goatherds, so they determined to pass the night there, + and it was as much to Sancho's discontent not to have reached a house, as + it was to his master's satisfaction to sleep under the open heaven, for he + fancied that each time this happened to him he performed an act of + ownership that helped to prove his chivalry. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c10e" id="c10e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c10e.jpg (57K)" src="images/c10e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch11" id="ch11"></a>CHAPTER XI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH CERTAIN GOATHERDS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c11a" id="c11a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c11a.jpg (173K)" src="images/c11a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c11a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + He was cordially welcomed by the goatherds, and Sancho, having as best he + could put up Rocinante and the ass, drew towards the fragrance that came + from some pieces of salted goat simmering in a pot on the fire; and though + he would have liked at once to try if they were ready to be transferred + from the pot to the stomach, he refrained from doing so as the goatherds + removed them from the fire, and laying sheepskins on the ground, quickly + spread their rude table, and with signs of hearty good-will invited them + both to share what they had. Round the skins six of the men belonging to + the fold seated themselves, having first with rough politeness pressed Don + Quixote to take a seat upon a trough which they placed for him upside + down. Don Quixote seated himself, and Sancho remained standing to serve + the cup, which was made of horn. Seeing him standing, his master said to + him: + </p> + <p> + "That thou mayest see, Sancho, the good that knight-errantry contains in + itself, and how those who fill any office in it are on the high road to be + speedily honoured and esteemed by the world, I desire that thou seat + thyself here at my side and in the company of these worthy people, and + that thou be one with me who am thy master and natural lord, and that thou + eat from my plate and drink from whatever I drink from; for the same may + be said of knight-errantry as of love, that it levels all." + </p> + <p> + "Great thanks," said Sancho, "but I may tell your worship that provided I + have enough to eat, I can eat it as well, or better, standing, and by + myself, than seated alongside of an emperor. And indeed, if the truth is + to be told, what I eat in my corner without form or fuss has much more + relish for me, even though it be bread and onions, than the turkeys of + those other tables where I am forced to chew slowly, drink little, wipe my + mouth every minute, and cannot sneeze or cough if I want or do other + things that are the privileges of liberty and solitude. So, senor, as for + these honours which your worship would put upon me as a servant and + follower of knight-errantry, exchange them for other things which may be + of more use and advantage to me; for these, though I fully acknowledge + them as received, I renounce from this moment to the end of the world." + </p> + <p> + "For all that," said Don Quixote, "thou must seat thyself, because him who + humbleth himself God exalteth;" and seizing him by the arm he forced him + to sit down beside himself. + </p> + <p> + The goatherds did not understand this jargon about squires and + knights-errant, and all they did was to eat in silence and stare at their + guests, who with great elegance and appetite were stowing away pieces as + big as one's fist. The course of meat finished, they spread upon the + sheepskins a great heap of parched acorns, and with them they put down a + half cheese harder than if it had been made of mortar. All this while the + horn was not idle, for it went round so constantly, now full, now empty, + like the bucket of a water-wheel, that it soon drained one of the two + wine-skins that were in sight. When Don Quixote had quite appeased his + appetite he took up a handful of the acorns, and contemplating them + attentively delivered himself somewhat in this fashion: + </p> + <p> + "Happy the age, happy the time, to which the ancients gave the name of + golden, not because in that fortunate age the gold so coveted in this our + iron one was gained without toil, but because they that lived in it knew + not the two words "mine" and "thine"! In that blessed age all things were + in common; to win the daily food no labour was required of any save to + stretch forth his hand and gather it from the sturdy oaks that stood + generously inviting him with their sweet ripe fruit. The clear streams and + running brooks yielded their savoury limpid waters in noble abundance. The + busy and sagacious bees fixed their republic in the clefts of the rocks + and hollows of the trees, offering without usance the plenteous produce of + their fragrant toil to every hand. The mighty cork trees, unenforced save + of their own courtesy, shed the broad light bark that served at first to + roof the houses supported by rude stakes, a protection against the + inclemency of heaven alone. Then all was peace, all friendship, all + concord; as yet the dull share of the crooked plough had not dared to rend + and pierce the tender bowels of our first mother that without compulsion + yielded from every portion of her broad fertile bosom all that could + satisfy, sustain, and delight the children that then possessed her. Then + was it that the innocent and fair young shepherdess roamed from vale to + vale and hill to hill, with flowing locks, and no more garments than were + needful modestly to cover what modesty seeks and ever sought to hide. Nor + were their ornaments like those in use to-day, set off by Tyrian purple, + and silk tortured in endless fashions, but the wreathed leaves of the + green dock and ivy, wherewith they went as bravely and becomingly decked + as our Court dames with all the rare and far-fetched artifices that idle + curiosity has taught them. Then the love-thoughts of the heart clothed + themselves simply and naturally as the heart conceived them, nor sought to + commend themselves by forced and rambling verbiage. Fraud, deceit, or + malice had then not yet mingled with truth and sincerity. Justice held her + ground, undisturbed and unassailed by the efforts of favour and of + interest, that now so much impair, pervert, and beset her. Arbitrary law + had not yet established itself in the mind of the judge, for then there + was no cause to judge and no one to be judged. Maidens and modesty, as I + have said, wandered at will alone and unattended, without fear of insult + from lawlessness or libertine assault, and if they were undone it was of + their own will and pleasure. But now in this hateful age of ours not one + is safe, not though some new labyrinth like that of Crete conceal and + surround her; even there the pestilence of gallantry will make its way to + them through chinks or on the air by the zeal of its accursed importunity, + and, despite of all seclusion, lead them to ruin. In defence of these, as + time advanced and wickedness increased, the order of knights-errant was + instituted, to defend maidens, to protect widows and to succour the + orphans and the needy. To this order I belong, brother goatherds, to whom + I return thanks for the hospitality and kindly welcome ye offer me and my + squire; for though by natural law all living are bound to show favour to + knights-errant, yet, seeing that without knowing this obligation ye have + welcomed and feasted me, it is right that with all the good-will in my + power I should thank you for yours." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c11b" id="c11b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c11b.jpg (349K)" src="images/c11b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c11b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + All this long harangue (which might very well have been spared) our knight + delivered because the acorns they gave him reminded him of the golden age; + and the whim seized him to address all this unnecessary argument to the + goatherds, who listened to him gaping in amazement without saying a word + in reply. Sancho likewise held his peace and ate acorns, and paid repeated + visits to the second wine-skin, which they had hung up on a cork tree to + keep the wine cool. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was longer in talking than the supper in finishing, at the end + of which one of the goatherds said, "That your worship, senor + knight-errant, may say with more truth that we show you hospitality with + ready good-will, we will give you amusement and pleasure by making one of + our comrades sing: he will be here before long, and he is a very + intelligent youth and deep in love, and what is more he can read and write + and play on the rebeck to perfection." + </p> + <p> + The goatherd had hardly done speaking, when the notes of the rebeck + reached their ears; and shortly after, the player came up, a very + good-looking young man of about two-and-twenty. His comrades asked him if + he had supped, and on his replying that he had, he who had already made + the offer said to him: + </p> + <p> + "In that case, Antonio, thou mayest as well do us the pleasure of singing + a little, that the gentleman, our guest, may see that even in the + mountains and woods there are musicians: we have told him of thy + accomplishments, and we want thee to show them and prove that we say true; + so, as thou livest, pray sit down and sing that ballad about thy love that + thy uncle the prebendary made thee, and that was so much liked in the + town." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said the young man, and without waiting for more + pressing he seated himself on the trunk of a felled oak, and tuning his + rebeck, presently began to sing to these words. + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + ANTONIO'S BALLAD + +Thou dost love me well, Olalla; + Well I know it, even though +Love's mute tongues, thine eyes, have never + By their glances told me so. + +For I know my love thou knowest, + Therefore thine to claim I dare: +Once it ceases to be secret, + Love need never feel despair. + +True it is, Olalla, sometimes + Thou hast all too plainly shown +That thy heart is brass in hardness, + And thy snowy bosom stone. + +Yet for all that, in thy coyness, + And thy fickle fits between, +Hope is there—at least the border + Of her garment may be seen. + +Lures to faith are they, those glimpses, + And to faith in thee I hold; +Kindness cannot make it stronger, + Coldness cannot make it cold. + +If it be that love is gentle, + In thy gentleness I see +Something holding out assurance + To the hope of winning thee. + +If it be that in devotion + Lies a power hearts to move, +That which every day I show thee, + Helpful to my suit should prove. + +Many a time thou must have noticed— + If to notice thou dost care— +How I go about on Monday + Dressed in all my Sunday wear. + +Love's eyes love to look on brightness; + Love loves what is gaily drest; +Sunday, Monday, all I care is + Thou shouldst see me in my best. + +No account I make of dances, + Or of strains that pleased thee so, +Keeping thee awake from midnight + Till the cocks began to crow; + +Or of how I roundly swore it + That there's none so fair as thou; +True it is, but as I said it, + By the girls I'm hated now. + +For Teresa of the hillside + At my praise of thee was sore; +Said, "You think you love an angel; + It's a monkey you adore; + +"Caught by all her glittering trinkets, + And her borrowed braids of hair, +And a host of made-up beauties + That would Love himself ensnare." + +'T was a lie, and so I told her, + And her cousin at the word +Gave me his defiance for it; + And what followed thou hast heard. + +Mine is no high-flown affection, + Mine no passion par amours— +As they call it—what I offer + Is an honest love, and pure. + +Cunning cords the holy Church has, + Cords of softest silk they be; +Put thy neck beneath the yoke, dear; + Mine will follow, thou wilt see. + +Else—and once for all I swear it + By the saint of most renown— +If I ever quit the mountains, + 'T will be in a friar's gown. +</pre> + <p> + Here the goatherd brought his song to an end, and though Don Quixote + entreated him to sing more, Sancho had no mind that way, being more + inclined for sleep than for listening to songs; so said he to his master, + "Your worship will do well to settle at once where you mean to pass the + night, for the labour these good men are at all day does not allow them to + spend the night in singing." + </p> + <p> + "I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "I perceive clearly that + those visits to the wine-skin demand compensation in sleep rather than in + music." + </p> + <p> + "It's sweet to us all, blessed be God," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "I do not deny it," replied Don Quixote; "but settle thyself where thou + wilt; those of my calling are more becomingly employed in watching than in + sleeping; still it would be as well if thou wert to dress this ear for me + again, for it is giving me more pain than it need." + </p> + <p> + Sancho did as he bade him, but one of the goatherds, seeing the wound, + told him not to be uneasy, as he would apply a remedy with which it would + be soon healed; and gathering some leaves of rosemary, of which there was + a great quantity there, he chewed them and mixed them with a little salt, + and applying them to the ear he secured them firmly with a bandage, + assuring him that no other treatment would be required, and so it proved. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c11e" id="c11e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c11e.jpg (37K)" src="images/c11e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch12" id="ch12"></a>CHAPTER XII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF WHAT A GOATHERD RELATED TO THOSE WITH DON QUIXOTE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c12a" id="c12a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c12a.jpg (143K)" src="images/c12a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c12a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Just then another young man, one of those who fetched their provisions + from the village, came up and said, "Do you know what is going on in the + village, comrades?" + </p> + <p> + "How could we know it?" replied one of them. + </p> + <p> + "Well, then, you must know," continued the young man, "this morning that + famous student-shepherd called Chrysostom died, and it is rumoured that he + died of love for that devil of a village girl the daughter of Guillermo + the Rich, she that wanders about the wolds here in the dress of a + shepherdess." + </p> + <p> + "You mean Marcela?" said one. + </p> + <p> + "Her I mean," answered the goatherd; "and the best of it is, he has + directed in his will that he is to be buried in the fields like a Moor, + and at the foot of the rock where the Cork-tree spring is, because, as the + story goes (and they say he himself said so), that was the place where he + first saw her. And he has also left other directions which the clergy of + the village say should not and must not be obeyed because they savour of + paganism. To all which his great friend Ambrosio the student, he who, like + him, also went dressed as a shepherd, replies that everything must be done + without any omission according to the directions left by Chrysostom, and + about this the village is all in commotion; however, report says that, + after all, what Ambrosio and all the shepherds his friends desire will be + done, and to-morrow they are coming to bury him with great ceremony where + I said. I am sure it will be something worth seeing; at least I will not + fail to go and see it even if I knew I should not return to the village + tomorrow." + </p> + <p> + "We will do the same," answered the goatherds, "and cast lots to see who + must stay to mind the goats of all." + </p> + <p> + "Thou sayest well, Pedro," said one, "though there will be no need of + taking that trouble, for I will stay behind for all; and don't suppose it + is virtue or want of curiosity in me; it is that the splinter that ran + into my foot the other day will not let me walk." + </p> + <p> + "For all that, we thank thee," answered Pedro. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote asked Pedro to tell him who the dead man was and who the + shepherdess, to which Pedro replied that all he knew was that the dead man + was a wealthy gentleman belonging to a village in those mountains, who had + been a student at Salamanca for many years, at the end of which he + returned to his village with the reputation of being very learned and + deeply read. "Above all, they said, he was learned in the science of the + stars and of what went on yonder in the heavens and the sun and the moon, + for he told us of the cris of the sun and moon to exact time." + </p> + <p> + "Eclipse it is called, friend, not cris, the darkening of those two + luminaries," said Don Quixote; but Pedro, not troubling himself with + trifles, went on with his story, saying, "Also he foretold when the year + was going to be one of abundance or estility." + </p> + <p> + "Sterility, you mean," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Sterility or estility," answered Pedro, "it is all the same in the end. + And I can tell you that by this his father and friends who believed him + grew very rich because they did as he advised them, bidding them 'sow + barley this year, not wheat; this year you may sow pulse and not barley; + the next there will be a full oil crop, and the three following not a drop + will be got.'" + </p> + <p> + "That science is called astrology," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I do not know what it is called," replied Pedro, "but I know that he knew + all this and more besides. But, to make an end, not many months had passed + after he returned from Salamanca, when one day he appeared dressed as a + shepherd with his crook and sheepskin, having put off the long gown he + wore as a scholar; and at the same time his great friend, Ambrosio by + name, who had been his companion in his studies, took to the shepherd's + dress with him. I forgot to say that Chrysostom, who is dead, was a great + man for writing verses, so much so that he made carols for Christmas Eve, + and plays for Corpus Christi, which the young men of our village acted, + and all said they were excellent. When the villagers saw the two scholars + so unexpectedly appearing in shepherd's dress, they were lost in wonder, + and could not guess what had led them to make so extraordinary a change. + About this time the father of our Chrysostom died, and he was left heir to + a large amount of property in chattels as well as in land, no small number + of cattle and sheep, and a large sum of money, of all of which the young + man was left dissolute owner, and indeed he was deserving of it all, for + he was a very good comrade, and kind-hearted, and a friend of worthy folk, + and had a countenance like a benediction. Presently it came to be known + that he had changed his dress with no other object than to wander about + these wastes after that shepherdess Marcela our lad mentioned a while ago, + with whom the deceased Chrysostom had fallen in love. And I must tell you + now, for it is well you should know it, who this girl is; perhaps, and + even without any perhaps, you will not have heard anything like it all the + days of your life, though you should live more years than sarna." + </p> + <p> + "Say Sarra," said Don Quixote, unable to endure the goatherd's confusion + of words. + </p> + <p> + "The sarna lives long enough," answered Pedro; "and if, senor, you must go + finding fault with words at every step, we shall not make an end of it + this twelvemonth." + </p> + <p> + "Pardon me, friend," said Don Quixote; "but, as there is such a difference + between sarna and Sarra, I told you of it; however, you have answered very + rightly, for sarna lives longer than Sarra: so continue your story, and I + will not object any more to anything." + </p> + <p> + "I say then, my dear sir," said the goatherd, "that in our village there + was a farmer even richer than the father of Chrysostom, who was named + Guillermo, and upon whom God bestowed, over and above great wealth, a + daughter at whose birth her mother died, the most respected woman there + was in this neighbourhood; I fancy I can see her now with that countenance + which had the sun on one side and the moon on the other; and moreover + active, and kind to the poor, for which I trust that at the present moment + her soul is in bliss with God in the other world. Her husband Guillermo + died of grief at the death of so good a wife, leaving his daughter + Marcela, a child and rich, to the care of an uncle of hers, a priest and + prebendary in our village. The girl grew up with such beauty that it + reminded us of her mother's, which was very great, and yet it was thought + that the daughter's would exceed it; and so when she reached the age of + fourteen to fifteen years nobody beheld her but blessed God that had made + her so beautiful, and the greater number were in love with her past + redemption. Her uncle kept her in great seclusion and retirement, but for + all that the fame of her great beauty spread so that, as well for it as + for her great wealth, her uncle was asked, solicited, and importuned, to + give her in marriage not only by those of our town but of those many + leagues round, and by the persons of highest quality in them. But he, + being a good Christian man, though he desired to give her in marriage at + once, seeing her to be old enough, was unwilling to do so without her + consent, not that he had any eye to the gain and profit which the custody + of the girl's property brought him while he put off her marriage; and, + faith, this was said in praise of the good priest in more than one set in + the town. For I would have you know, Sir Errant, that in these little + villages everything is talked about and everything is carped at, and rest + assured, as I am, that the priest must be over and above good who forces + his parishioners to speak well of him, especially in villages." + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," said Don Quixote; "but go on, for the story is very + good, and you, good Pedro, tell it with very good grace." + </p> + <p> + "May that of the Lord not be wanting to me," said Pedro; "that is the one + to have. To proceed; you must know that though the uncle put before his + niece and described to her the qualities of each one in particular of the + many who had asked her in marriage, begging her to marry and make a choice + according to her own taste, she never gave any other answer than that she + had no desire to marry just yet, and that being so young she did not think + herself fit to bear the burden of matrimony. At these, to all appearance, + reasonable excuses that she made, her uncle ceased to urge her, and waited + till she was somewhat more advanced in age and could mate herself to her + own liking. For, said he—and he said quite right—parents are + not to settle children in life against their will. But when one least + looked for it, lo and behold! one day the demure Marcela makes her + appearance turned shepherdess; and, in spite of her uncle and all those of + the town that strove to dissuade her, took to going a-field with the other + shepherd-lasses of the village, and tending her own flock. And so, since + she appeared in public, and her beauty came to be seen openly, I could not + well tell you how many rich youths, gentlemen and peasants, have adopted + the costume of Chrysostom, and go about these fields making love to her. + One of these, as has been already said, was our deceased friend, of whom + they say that he did not love but adore her. But you must not suppose, + because Marcela chose a life of such liberty and independence, and of so + little or rather no retirement, that she has given any occasion, or even + the semblance of one, for disparagement of her purity and modesty; on the + contrary, such and so great is the vigilance with which she watches over + her honour, that of all those that court and woo her not one has boasted, + or can with truth boast, that she has given him any hope however small of + obtaining his desire. For although she does not avoid or shun the society + and conversation of the shepherds, and treats them courteously and kindly, + should any one of them come to declare his intention to her, though it be + one as proper and holy as that of matrimony, she flings him from her like + a catapult. And with this kind of disposition she does more harm in this + country than if the plague had got into it, for her affability and her + beauty draw on the hearts of those that associate with her to love her and + to court her, but her scorn and her frankness bring them to the brink of + despair; and so they know not what to say save to proclaim her aloud cruel + and hard-hearted, and other names of the same sort which well describe the + nature of her character; and if you should remain here any time, senor, + you would hear these hills and valleys resounding with the laments of the + rejected ones who pursue her. Not far from this there is a spot where + there are a couple of dozen of tall beeches, and there is not one of them + but has carved and written on its smooth bark the name of Marcela, and + above some a crown carved on the same tree as though her lover would say + more plainly that Marcela wore and deserved that of all human beauty. Here + one shepherd is sighing, there another is lamenting; there love songs are + heard, here despairing elegies. One will pass all the hours of the night + seated at the foot of some oak or rock, and there, without having closed + his weeping eyes, the sun finds him in the morning bemused and bereft of + sense; and another without relief or respite to his sighs, stretched on + the burning sand in the full heat of the sultry summer noontide, makes his + appeal to the compassionate heavens, and over one and the other, over + these and all, the beautiful Marcela triumphs free and careless. And all + of us that know her are waiting to see what her pride will come to, and + who is to be the happy man that will succeed in taming a nature so + formidable and gaining possession of a beauty so supreme. All that I have + told you being such well-established truth, I am persuaded that what they + say of the cause of Chrysostom's death, as our lad told us, is the same. + And so I advise you, senor, fail not to be present to-morrow at his + burial, which will be well worth seeing, for Chrysostom had many friends, + and it is not half a league from this place to where he directed he should + be buried." + </p> + <p> + "I will make a point of it," said Don Quixote, "and I thank you for the + pleasure you have given me by relating so interesting a tale." + </p> + <p> + "Oh," said the goatherd, "I do not know even the half of what has happened + to the lovers of Marcela, but perhaps to-morrow we may fall in with some + shepherd on the road who can tell us; and now it will be well for you to + go and sleep under cover, for the night air may hurt your wound, though + with the remedy I have applied to you there is no fear of an untoward + result." + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza, who was wishing the goatherd's loquacity at the devil, on + his part begged his master to go into Pedro's hut to sleep. He did so, and + passed all the rest of the night in thinking of his lady Dulcinea, in + imitation of the lovers of Marcela. Sancho Panza settled himself between + Rocinante and his ass, and slept, not like a lover who had been discarded, + but like a man who had been soundly kicked. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c12e" id="c12e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c12e.jpg (42K)" src="images/c12e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch13" id="ch13"></a>CHAPTER XIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS ENDED THE STORY OF THE SHEPHERDESS MARCELA, WITH OTHER + INCIDENTS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c13a" id="c13a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c13a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c13a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c13a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + But hardly had day begun to show itself through the balconies of the east, + when five of the six goatherds came to rouse Don Quixote and tell him that + if he was still of a mind to go and see the famous burial of Chrysostom + they would bear him company. Don Quixote, who desired nothing better, rose + and ordered Sancho to saddle and pannel at once, which he did with all + despatch, and with the same they all set out forthwith. They had not gone + a quarter of a league when at the meeting of two paths they saw coming + towards them some six shepherds dressed in black sheepskins and with their + heads crowned with garlands of cypress and bitter oleander. Each of them + carried a stout holly staff in his hand, and along with them there came + two men of quality on horseback in handsome travelling dress, with three + servants on foot accompanying them. Courteous salutations were exchanged + on meeting, and inquiring one of the other which way each party was going, + they learned that all were bound for the scene of the burial, so they went + on all together. + </p> + <p> + One of those on horseback addressing his companion said to him, "It seems + to me, Senor Vivaldo, that we may reckon as well spent the delay we shall + incur in seeing this remarkable funeral, for remarkable it cannot but be + judging by the strange things these shepherds have told us, of both the + dead shepherd and homicide shepherdess." + </p> + <p> + "So I think too," replied Vivaldo, "and I would delay not to say a day, + but four, for the sake of seeing it." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote asked them what it was they had heard of Marcela and + Chrysostom. The traveller answered that the same morning they had met + these shepherds, and seeing them dressed in this mournful fashion they had + asked them the reason of their appearing in such a guise; which one of + them gave, describing the strange behaviour and beauty of a shepherdess + called Marcela, and the loves of many who courted her, together with the + death of that Chrysostom to whose burial they were going. In short, he + repeated all that Pedro had related to Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + This conversation dropped, and another was commenced by him who was called + Vivaldo asking Don Quixote what was the reason that led him to go armed in + that fashion in a country so peaceful. To which Don Quixote replied, "The + pursuit of my calling does not allow or permit me to go in any other + fashion; easy life, enjoyment, and repose were invented for soft + courtiers, but toil, unrest, and arms were invented and made for those + alone whom the world calls knights-errant, of whom I, though unworthy, am + the least of all." + </p> + <p> + The instant they heard this all set him down as mad, and the better to + settle the point and discover what kind of madness his was, Vivaldo + proceeded to ask him what knights-errant meant. + </p> + <p> + "Have not your worships," replied Don Quixote, "read the annals and + histories of England, in which are recorded the famous deeds of King + Arthur, whom we in our popular Castilian invariably call King Artus, with + regard to whom it is an ancient tradition, and commonly received all over + that kingdom of Great Britain, that this king did not die, but was changed + by magic art into a raven, and that in process of time he is to return to + reign and recover his kingdom and sceptre; for which reason it cannot be + proved that from that time to this any Englishman ever killed a raven? + Well, then, in the time of this good king that famous order of chivalry of + the Knights of the Round Table was instituted, and the amour of Don + Lancelot of the Lake with the Queen Guinevere occurred, precisely as is + there related, the go-between and confidante therein being the highly + honourable dame Quintanona, whence came that ballad so well known and + widely spread in our Spain— + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +O never surely was there knight + So served by hand of dame, +As served was he Sir Lancelot hight + When he from Britain came-- +</pre> + <p> + with all the sweet and delectable course of his achievements in love and + war. Handed down from that time, then, this order of chivalry went on + extending and spreading itself over many and various parts of the world; + and in it, famous and renowned for their deeds, were the mighty Amadis of + Gaul with all his sons and descendants to the fifth generation, and the + valiant Felixmarte of Hircania, and the never sufficiently praised Tirante + el Blanco, and in our own days almost we have seen and heard and talked + with the invincible knight Don Belianis of Greece. This, then, sirs, is to + be a knight-errant, and what I have spoken of is the order of his + chivalry, of which, as I have already said, I, though a sinner, have made + profession, and what the aforesaid knights professed that same do I + profess, and so I go through these solitudes and wilds seeking adventures, + resolved in soul to oppose my arm and person to the most perilous that + fortune may offer me in aid of the weak and needy." + </p> + <p> + By these words of his the travellers were able to satisfy themselves of + Don Quixote's being out of his senses and of the form of madness that + overmastered him, at which they felt the same astonishment that all felt + on first becoming acquainted with it; and Vivaldo, who was a person of + great shrewdness and of a lively temperament, in order to beguile the + short journey which they said was required to reach the mountain, the + scene of the burial, sought to give him an opportunity of going on with + his absurdities. So he said to him, "It seems to me, Senor Knight-errant, + that your worship has made choice of one of the most austere professions + in the world, and I imagine even that of the Carthusian monks is not so + austere." + </p> + <p> + "As austere it may perhaps be," replied our Don Quixote, "but so necessary + for the world I am very much inclined to doubt. For, if the truth is to be + told, the soldier who executes what his captain orders does no less than + the captain himself who gives the order. My meaning, is, that churchmen in + peace and quiet pray to Heaven for the welfare of the world, but we + soldiers and knights carry into effect what they pray for, defending it + with the might of our arms and the edge of our swords, not under shelter + but in the open air, a target for the intolerable rays of the sun in + summer and the piercing frosts of winter. Thus are we God's ministers on + earth and the arms by which his justice is done therein. And as the + business of war and all that relates and belongs to it cannot be conducted + without exceeding great sweat, toil, and exertion, it follows that those + who make it their profession have undoubtedly more labour than those who + in tranquil peace and quiet are engaged in praying to God to help the + weak. I do not mean to say, nor does it enter into my thoughts, that the + knight-errant's calling is as good as that of the monk in his cell; I + would merely infer from what I endure myself that it is beyond a doubt a + more laborious and a more belaboured one, a hungrier and thirstier, a + wretcheder, raggeder, and lousier; for there is no reason to doubt that + the knights-errant of yore endured much hardship in the course of their + lives. And if some of them by the might of their arms did rise to be + emperors, in faith it cost them dear in the matter of blood and sweat; and + if those who attained to that rank had not had magicians and sages to help + them they would have been completely baulked in their ambition and + disappointed in their hopes." + </p> + <p> + "That is my own opinion," replied the traveller; "but one thing among many + others seems to me very wrong in knights-errant, and that is that when + they find themselves about to engage in some mighty and perilous adventure + in which there is manifest danger of losing their lives, they never at the + moment of engaging in it think of commending themselves to God, as is the + duty of every good Christian in like peril; instead of which they commend + themselves to their ladies with as much devotion as if these were their + gods, a thing which seems to me to savour somewhat of heathenism." + </p> + <p> + "Sir," answered Don Quixote, "that cannot be on any account omitted, and + the knight-errant would be disgraced who acted otherwise: for it is usual + and customary in knight-errantry that the knight-errant, who on engaging + in any great feat of arms has his lady before him, should turn his eyes + towards her softly and lovingly, as though with them entreating her to + favour and protect him in the hazardous venture he is about to undertake, + and even though no one hear him, he is bound to say certain words between + his teeth, commending himself to her with all his heart, and of this we + have innumerable instances in the histories. Nor is it to be supposed from + this that they are to omit commending themselves to God, for there will be + time and opportunity for doing so while they are engaged in their task." + </p> + <p> + "For all that," answered the traveller, "I feel some doubt still, because + often I have read how words will arise between two knights-errant, and + from one thing to another it comes about that their anger kindles and they + wheel their horses round and take a good stretch of field, and then + without any more ado at the top of their speed they come to the charge, + and in mid-career they are wont to commend themselves to their ladies; and + what commonly comes of the encounter is that one falls over the haunches + of his horse pierced through and through by his antagonist's lance, and as + for the other, it is only by holding on to the mane of his horse that he + can help falling to the ground; but I know not how the dead man had time + to commend himself to God in the course of such rapid work as this; it + would have been better if those words which he spent in commending himself + to his lady in the midst of his career had been devoted to his duty and + obligation as a Christian. Moreover, it is my belief that all + knights-errant have not ladies to commend themselves to, for they are not + all in love." + </p> + <p> + "That is impossible," said Don Quixote: "I say it is impossible that there + could be a knight-errant without a lady, because to such it is as natural + and proper to be in love as to the heavens to have stars: most certainly + no history has been seen in which there is to be found a knight-errant + without an amour, and for the simple reason that without one he would be + held no legitimate knight but a bastard, and one who had gained entrance + into the stronghold of the said knighthood, not by the door, but over the + wall like a thief and a robber." + </p> + <p> + "Nevertheless," said the traveller, "if I remember rightly, I think I have + read that Don Galaor, the brother of the valiant Amadis of Gaul, never had + any special lady to whom he might commend himself, and yet he was not the + less esteemed, and was a very stout and famous knight." + </p> + <p> + To which our Don Quixote made answer, "Sir, one solitary swallow does not + make summer; moreover, I know that knight was in secret very deeply in + love; besides which, that way of falling in love with all that took his + fancy was a natural propensity which he could not control. But, in short, + it is very manifest that he had one alone whom he made mistress of his + will, to whom he commended himself very frequently and very secretly, for + he prided himself on being a reticent knight." + </p> + <p> + "Then if it be essential that every knight-errant should be in love," said + the traveller, "it may be fairly supposed that your worship is so, as you + are of the order; and if you do not pride yourself on being as reticent as + Don Galaor, I entreat you as earnestly as I can, in the name of all this + company and in my own, to inform us of the name, country, rank, and beauty + of your lady, for she will esteem herself fortunate if all the world knows + that she is loved and served by such a knight as your worship seems to + be." + </p> + <p> + At this Don Quixote heaved a deep sigh and said, "I cannot say positively + whether my sweet enemy is pleased or not that the world should know I + serve her; I can only say in answer to what has been so courteously asked + of me, that her name is Dulcinea, her country El Toboso, a village of La + Mancha, her rank must be at least that of a princess, since she is my + queen and lady, and her beauty superhuman, since all the impossible and + fanciful attributes of beauty which the poets apply to their ladies are + verified in her; for her hairs are gold, her forehead Elysian fields, her + eyebrows rainbows, her eyes suns, her cheeks roses, her lips coral, her + teeth pearls, her neck alabaster, her bosom marble, her hands ivory, her + fairness snow, and what modesty conceals from sight such, I think and + imagine, as rational reflection can only extol, not compare." + </p> + <p> + "We should like to know her lineage, race, and ancestry," said Vivaldo. + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote replied, "She is not of the ancient Roman Curtii, + Caii, or Scipios, nor of the modern Colonnas or Orsini, nor of the + Moncadas or Requesenes of Catalonia, nor yet of the Rebellas or Villanovas + of Valencia; Palafoxes, Nuzas, Rocabertis, Corellas, Lunas, Alagones, + Urreas, Foces, or Gurreas of Aragon; Cerdas, Manriques, Mendozas, or + Guzmans of Castile; Alencastros, Pallas, or Meneses of Portugal; but she + is of those of El Toboso of La Mancha, a lineage that though modern, may + furnish a source of gentle blood for the most illustrious families of the + ages that are to come, and this let none dispute with me save on the + condition that Zerbino placed at the foot of the trophy of Orlando's arms, + saying, + </p> + <p> + 'These let none move Who dareth not his might with Roland prove.'" + </p> + <p> + "Although mine is of the Cachopins of Laredo," said the traveller, "I will + not venture to compare it with that of El Toboso of La Mancha, though, to + tell the truth, no such surname has until now ever reached my ears." + </p> + <p> + "What!" said Don Quixote, "has that never reached them?" + </p> + <p> + The rest of the party went along listening with great attention to the + conversation of the pair, and even the very goatherds and shepherds + perceived how exceedingly out of his wits our Don Quixote was. Sancho + Panza alone thought that what his master said was the truth, knowing who + he was and having known him from his birth; and all that he felt any + difficulty in believing was that about the fair Dulcinea del Toboso, + because neither any such name nor any such princess had ever come to his + knowledge though he lived so close to El Toboso. They were going along + conversing in this way, when they saw descending a gap between two high + mountains some twenty shepherds, all clad in sheepskins of black wool, and + crowned with garlands which, as afterwards appeared, were, some of them of + yew, some of cypress. Six of the number were carrying a bier covered with + a great variety of flowers and branches, on seeing which one of the + goatherds said, "Those who come there are the bearers of Chrysostom's + body, and the foot of that mountain is the place where he ordered them to + bury him." They therefore made haste to reach the spot, and did so by the + time those who came had laid the bier upon the ground, and four of them + with sharp pickaxes were digging a grave by the side of a hard rock. They + greeted each other courteously, and then Don Quixote and those who + accompanied him turned to examine the bier, and on it, covered with + flowers, they saw a dead body in the dress of a shepherd, to all + appearance of one thirty years of age, and showing even in death that in + life he had been of comely features and gallant bearing. Around him on the + bier itself were laid some books, and several papers open and folded; and + those who were looking on as well as those who were opening the grave and + all the others who were there preserved a strange silence, until one of + those who had borne the body said to another, "Observe carefully, Ambrosia + if this is the place Chrysostom spoke of, since you are anxious that what + he directed in his will should be so strictly complied with." + </p> + <p> + "This is the place," answered Ambrosia "for in it many a time did my poor + friend tell me the story of his hard fortune. Here it was, he told me, + that he saw for the first time that mortal enemy of the human race, and + here, too, for the first time he declared to her his passion, as + honourable as it was devoted, and here it was that at last Marcela ended + by scorning and rejecting him so as to bring the tragedy of his wretched + life to a close; here, in memory of misfortunes so great, he desired to be + laid in the bowels of eternal oblivion." Then turning to Don Quixote and + the travellers he went on to say, "That body, sirs, on which you are + looking with compassionate eyes, was the abode of a soul on which Heaven + bestowed a vast share of its riches. That is the body of Chrysostom, who + was unrivalled in wit, unequalled in courtesy, unapproached in gentle + bearing, a phoenix in friendship, generous without limit, grave without + arrogance, gay without vulgarity, and, in short, first in all that + constitutes goodness and second to none in all that makes up misfortune. + He loved deeply, he was hated; he adored, he was scorned; he wooed a wild + beast, he pleaded with marble, he pursued the wind, he cried to the + wilderness, he served ingratitude, and for reward was made the prey of + death in the mid-course of life, cut short by a shepherdess whom he sought + to immortalise in the memory of man, as these papers which you see could + fully prove, had he not commanded me to consign them to the fire after + having consigned his body to the earth." + </p> + <p> + "You would deal with them more harshly and cruelly than their owner + himself," said Vivaldo, "for it is neither right nor proper to do the will + of one who enjoins what is wholly unreasonable; it would not have been + reasonable in Augustus Caesar had he permitted the directions left by the + divine Mantuan in his will to be carried into effect. So that, Senor + Ambrosia while you consign your friend's body to the earth, you should not + consign his writings to oblivion, for if he gave the order in bitterness + of heart, it is not right that you should irrationally obey it. On the + contrary, by granting life to those papers, let the cruelty of Marcela + live for ever, to serve as a warning in ages to come to all men to shun + and avoid falling into like danger; or I and all of us who have come here + know already the story of this your love-stricken and heart-broken friend, + and we know, too, your friendship, and the cause of his death, and the + directions he gave at the close of his life; from which sad story may be + gathered how great was the cruelty of Marcela, the love of Chrysostom, and + the loyalty of your friendship, together with the end awaiting those who + pursue rashly the path that insane passion opens to their eyes. Last night + we learned the death of Chrysostom and that he was to be buried here, and + out of curiosity and pity we left our direct road and resolved to come and + see with our eyes that which when heard of had so moved our compassion, + and in consideration of that compassion and our desire to prove it if we + might by condolence, we beg of you, excellent Ambrosia, or at least I on + my own account entreat you, that instead of burning those papers you allow + me to carry away some of them." + </p> + <p> + And without waiting for the shepherd's answer, he stretched out his hand + and took up some of those that were nearest to him; seeing which Ambrosio + said, "Out of courtesy, senor, I will grant your request as to those you + have taken, but it is idle to expect me to abstain from burning the + remainder." + </p> + <p> + Vivaldo, who was eager to see what the papers contained, opened one of + them at once, and saw that its title was "Lay of Despair." + </p> + <p> + Ambrosio hearing it said, "That is the last paper the unhappy man wrote; + and that you may see, senor, to what an end his misfortunes brought him, + read it so that you may be heard, for you will have time enough for that + while we are waiting for the grave to be dug." + </p> + <p> + "I will do so very willingly," said Vivaldo; and as all the bystanders + were equally eager they gathered round him, and he, reading in a loud + voice, found that it ran as follows. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c13e" id="c13e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c13e.jpg (15K)" src="images/c13e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch14" id="ch14"></a>CHAPTER XIV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHEREIN ARE INSERTED THE DESPAIRING VERSES OF THE DEAD SHEPHERD, TOGETHER + WITH OTHER INCIDENTS NOT LOOKED FOR + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c14a" id="c14a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c14a.jpg (172K)" src="images/c14a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c14a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + THE LAY OF CHRYSOSTOM + + Since thou dost in thy cruelty desire +The ruthless rigour of thy tyranny +From tongue to tongue, from land to land proclaimed, +The very Hell will I constrain to lend +This stricken breast of mine deep notes of woe +To serve my need of fitting utterance. +And as I strive to body forth the tale +Of all I suffer, all that thou hast done, +Forth shall the dread voice roll, and bear along +Shreds from my vitals torn for greater pain. +Then listen, not to dulcet harmony, +But to a discord wrung by mad despair +Out of this bosom's depths of bitterness, +To ease my heart and plant a sting in thine. + + The lion's roar, the fierce wolf's savage howl, +The horrid hissing of the scaly snake, +The awesome cries of monsters yet unnamed, +The crow's ill-boding croak, the hollow moan +Of wild winds wrestling with the restless sea, +The wrathful bellow of the vanquished bull, +The plaintive sobbing of the widowed dove, +The envied owl's sad note, the wail of woe +That rises from the dreary choir of Hell, +Commingled in one sound, confusing sense, +Let all these come to aid my soul's complaint, +For pain like mine demands new modes of song. + + No echoes of that discord shall be heard +Where Father Tagus rolls, or on the banks +Of olive-bordered Betis; to the rocks +Or in deep caverns shall my plaint be told, +And by a lifeless tongue in living words; +Or in dark valleys or on lonely shores, +Where neither foot of man nor sunbeam falls; +Or in among the poison-breathing swarms +Of monsters nourished by the sluggish Nile. +For, though it be to solitudes remote +The hoarse vague echoes of my sorrows sound +Thy matchless cruelty, my dismal fate +Shall carry them to all the spacious world. + + Disdain hath power to kill, and patience dies +Slain by suspicion, be it false or true; +And deadly is the force of jealousy; +Long absence makes of life a dreary void; +No hope of happiness can give repose +To him that ever fears to be forgot; +And death, inevitable, waits in hall. +But I, by some strange miracle, live on +A prey to absence, jealousy, disdain; +Racked by suspicion as by certainty; +Forgotten, left to feed my flame alone. +And while I suffer thus, there comes no ray +Of hope to gladden me athwart the gloom; +Nor do I look for it in my despair; +But rather clinging to a cureless woe, +All hope do I abjure for evermore. + + Can there be hope where fear is? Were it well, +When far more certain are the grounds of fear? +Ought I to shut mine eyes to jealousy, +If through a thousand heart-wounds it appears? +Who would not give free access to distrust, +Seeing disdain unveiled, and—bitter change!— +All his suspicions turned to certainties, +And the fair truth transformed into a lie? +Oh, thou fierce tyrant of the realms of love, +Oh, Jealousy! put chains upon these hands, +And bind me with thy strongest cord, Disdain. +But, woe is me! triumphant over all, +My sufferings drown the memory of you. + + And now I die, and since there is no hope +Of happiness for me in life or death, +Still to my fantasy I'll fondly cling. +I'll say that he is wise who loveth well, +And that the soul most free is that most bound +In thraldom to the ancient tyrant Love. +I'll say that she who is mine enemy +In that fair body hath as fair a mind, +And that her coldness is but my desert, +And that by virtue of the pain he sends +Love rules his kingdom with a gentle sway. +Thus, self-deluding, and in bondage sore, +And wearing out the wretched shred of life +To which I am reduced by her disdain, +I'll give this soul and body to the winds, +All hopeless of a crown of bliss in store. + + Thou whose injustice hath supplied the cause +That makes me quit the weary life I loathe, +As by this wounded bosom thou canst see +How willingly thy victim I become, +Let not my death, if haply worth a tear, +Cloud the clear heaven that dwells in thy bright eyes; +I would not have thee expiate in aught +The crime of having made my heart thy prey; +But rather let thy laughter gaily ring +And prove my death to be thy festival. +Fool that I am to bid thee! well I know +Thy glory gains by my untimely end. + + And now it is the time; from Hell's abyss +Come thirsting Tantalus, come Sisyphus +Heaving the cruel stone, come Tityus +With vulture, and with wheel Ixion come, +And come the sisters of the ceaseless toil; +And all into this breast transfer their pains, +And (if such tribute to despair be due) +Chant in their deepest tones a doleful dirge +Over a corse unworthy of a shroud. +Let the three-headed guardian of the gate, +And all the monstrous progeny of hell, +The doleful concert join: a lover dead +Methinks can have no fitter obsequies. + + Lay of despair, grieve not when thou art gone +Forth from this sorrowing heart: my misery +Brings fortune to the cause that gave thee birth; +Then banish sadness even in the tomb. + +</pre> + <p> + The "Lay of Chrysostom" met with the approbation of the listeners, though + the reader said it did not seem to him to agree with what he had heard of + Marcela's reserve and propriety, for Chrysostom complained in it of + jealousy, suspicion, and absence, all to the prejudice of the good name + and fame of Marcela; to which Ambrosio replied as one who knew well his + friend's most secret thoughts, "Senor, to remove that doubt I should tell + you that when the unhappy man wrote this lay he was away from Marcela, + from whom he had voluntarily separated himself, to try if absence would + act with him as it is wont; and as everything distresses and every fear + haunts the banished lover, so imaginary jealousies and suspicions, dreaded + as if they were true, tormented Chrysostom; and thus the truth of what + report declares of the virtue of Marcela remains unshaken, and with her + envy itself should not and cannot find any fault save that of being cruel, + somewhat haughty, and very scornful." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Vivaldo; and as he was about to read another paper of + those he had preserved from the fire, he was stopped by a marvellous + vision (for such it seemed) that unexpectedly presented itself to their + eyes; for on the summit of the rock where they were digging the grave + there appeared the shepherdess Marcela, so beautiful that her beauty + exceeded its reputation. Those who had never till then beheld her gazed + upon her in wonder and silence, and those who were accustomed to see her + were not less amazed than those who had never seen her before. But the + instant Ambrosio saw her he addressed her, with manifest indignation: + </p> + <p> + "Art thou come, by chance, cruel basilisk of these mountains, to see if in + thy presence blood will flow from the wounds of this wretched being thy + cruelty has robbed of life; or is it to exult over the cruel work of thy + humours that thou art come; or like another pitiless Nero to look down + from that height upon the ruin of his Rome in embers; or in thy arrogance + to trample on this ill-fated corpse, as the ungrateful daughter trampled + on her father Tarquin's? Tell us quickly for what thou art come, or what + it is thou wouldst have, for, as I know the thoughts of Chrysostom never + failed to obey thee in life, I will make all these who call themselves his + friends obey thee, though he be dead." + </p> + <p> + "I come not, Ambrosia for any of the purposes thou hast named," replied + Marcela, "but to defend myself and to prove how unreasonable are all those + who blame me for their sorrow and for Chrysostom's death; and therefore I + ask all of you that are here to give me your attention, for will not take + much time or many words to bring the truth home to persons of sense. + Heaven has made me, so you say, beautiful, and so much so that in spite of + yourselves my beauty leads you to love me; and for the love you show me + you say, and even urge, that I am bound to love you. By that natural + understanding which God has given me I know that everything beautiful + attracts love, but I cannot see how, by reason of being loved, that which + is loved for its beauty is bound to love that which loves it; besides, it + may happen that the lover of that which is beautiful may be ugly, and + ugliness being detestable, it is very absurd to say, "I love thee because + thou art beautiful, thou must love me though I be ugly." But supposing the + beauty equal on both sides, it does not follow that the inclinations must + be therefore alike, for it is not every beauty that excites love, some but + pleasing the eye without winning the affection; and if every sort of + beauty excited love and won the heart, the will would wander vaguely to + and fro unable to make choice of any; for as there is an infinity of + beautiful objects there must be an infinity of inclinations, and true + love, I have heard it said, is indivisible, and must be voluntary and not + compelled. If this be so, as I believe it to be, why do you desire me to + bend my will by force, for no other reason but that you say you love me? + Nay—tell me—had Heaven made me ugly, as it has made me + beautiful, could I with justice complain of you for not loving me? + Moreover, you must remember that the beauty I possess was no choice of + mine, for, be it what it may, Heaven of its bounty gave it me without my + asking or choosing it; and as the viper, though it kills with it, does not + deserve to be blamed for the poison it carries, as it is a gift of nature, + neither do I deserve reproach for being beautiful; for beauty in a modest + woman is like fire at a distance or a sharp sword; the one does not burn, + the other does not cut, those who do not come too near. Honour and virtue + are the ornaments of the mind, without which the body, though it be so, + has no right to pass for beautiful; but if modesty is one of the virtues + that specially lend a grace and charm to mind and body, why should she who + is loved for her beauty part with it to gratify one who for his pleasure + alone strives with all his might and energy to rob her of it? I was born + free, and that I might live in freedom I chose the solitude of the fields; + in the trees of the mountains I find society, the clear waters of the + brooks are my mirrors, and to the trees and waters I make known my + thoughts and charms. I am a fire afar off, a sword laid aside. Those whom + I have inspired with love by letting them see me, I have by words + undeceived, and if their longings live on hope—and I have given none + to Chrysostom or to any other—it cannot justly be said that the + death of any is my doing, for it was rather his own obstinacy than my + cruelty that killed him; and if it be made a charge against me that his + wishes were honourable, and that therefore I was bound to yield to them, I + answer that when on this very spot where now his grave is made he declared + to me his purity of purpose, I told him that mine was to live in perpetual + solitude, and that the earth alone should enjoy the fruits of my + retirement and the spoils of my beauty; and if, after this open avowal, he + chose to persist against hope and steer against the wind, what wonder is + it that he should sink in the depths of his infatuation? If I had + encouraged him, I should be false; if I had gratified him, I should have + acted against my own better resolution and purpose. He was persistent in + spite of warning, he despaired without being hated. Bethink you now if it + be reasonable that his suffering should be laid to my charge. Let him who + has been deceived complain, let him give way to despair whose encouraged + hopes have proved vain, let him flatter himself whom I shall entice, let + him boast whom I shall receive; but let not him call me cruel or homicide + to whom I make no promise, upon whom I practise no deception, whom I + neither entice nor receive. It has not been so far the will of Heaven that + I should love by fate, and to expect me to love by choice is idle. Let + this general declaration serve for each of my suitors on his own account, + and let it be understood from this time forth that if anyone dies for me + it is not of jealousy or misery he dies, for she who loves no one can give + no cause for jealousy to any, and candour is not to be confounded with + scorn. Let him who calls me wild beast and basilisk, leave me alone as + something noxious and evil; let him who calls me ungrateful, withhold his + service; who calls me wayward, seek not my acquaintance; who calls me + cruel, pursue me not; for this wild beast, this basilisk, this ungrateful, + cruel, wayward being has no kind of desire to seek, serve, know, or follow + them. If Chrysostom's impatience and violent passion killed him, why + should my modest behaviour and circumspection be blamed? If I preserve my + purity in the society of the trees, why should he who would have me + preserve it among men, seek to rob me of it? I have, as you know, wealth + of my own, and I covet not that of others; my taste is for freedom, and I + have no relish for constraint; I neither love nor hate anyone; I do not + deceive this one or court that, or trifle with one or play with another. + The modest converse of the shepherd girls of these hamlets and the care of + my goats are my recreations; my desires are bounded by these mountains, + and if they ever wander hence it is to contemplate the beauty of the + heavens, steps by which the soul travels to its primeval abode." + </p> + <p> + With these words, and not waiting to hear a reply, she turned and passed + into the thickest part of a wood that was hard by, leaving all who were + there lost in admiration as much of her good sense as of her beauty. Some—those + wounded by the irresistible shafts launched by her bright eyes—made + as though they would follow her, heedless of the frank declaration they + had heard; seeing which, and deeming this a fitting occasion for the + exercise of his chivalry in aid of distressed damsels, Don Quixote, laying + his hand on the hilt of his sword, exclaimed in a loud and distinct voice: + </p> + <p> + "Let no one, whatever his rank or condition, dare to follow the beautiful + Marcela, under pain of incurring my fierce indignation. She has shown by + clear and satisfactory arguments that little or no fault is to be found + with her for the death of Chrysostom, and also how far she is from + yielding to the wishes of any of her lovers, for which reason, instead of + being followed and persecuted, she should in justice be honoured and + esteemed by all the good people of the world, for she shows that she is + the only woman in it that holds to such a virtuous resolution." + </p> + <p> + Whether it was because of the threats of Don Quixote, or because Ambrosio + told them to fulfil their duty to their good friend, none of the shepherds + moved or stirred from the spot until, having finished the grave and burned + Chrysostom's papers, they laid his body in it, not without many tears from + those who stood by. They closed the grave with a heavy stone until a slab + was ready which Ambrosio said he meant to have prepared, with an epitaph + which was to be to this effect: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +Beneath the stone before your eyes +The body of a lover lies; +In life he was a shepherd swain, +In death a victim to disdain. +Ungrateful, cruel, coy, and fair, +Was she that drove him to despair, +And Love hath made her his ally +For spreading wide his tyranny. +</pre> + <p> + They then strewed upon the grave a profusion of flowers and branches, and + all expressing their condolence with his friend Ambrosio, took their + Vivaldo and his companion did the same; and Don Quixote bade farewell to + his hosts and to the travellers, who pressed him to come with them to + Seville, as being such a convenient place for finding adventures, for they + presented themselves in every street and round every corner oftener than + anywhere else. Don Quixote thanked them for their advice and for the + disposition they showed to do him a favour, and said that for the present + he would not, and must not go to Seville until he had cleared all these + mountains of highwaymen and robbers, of whom report said they were full. + Seeing his good intention, the travellers were unwilling to press him + further, and once more bidding him farewell, they left him and pursued + their journey, in the course of which they did not fail to discuss the + story of Marcela and Chrysostom as well as the madness of Don Quixote. He, + on his part, resolved to go in quest of the shepherdess Marcela, and make + offer to her of all the service he could render her; but things did not + fall out with him as he expected, according to what is related in the + course of this veracious history, of which the Second Part ends here. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c14e" id="c14e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c14e.jpg (31K)" src="images/c14e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch15" id="ch15"></a>CHAPTER XV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS RELATED THE UNFORTUNATE ADVENTURE THAT DON QUIXOTE FELL IN + WITH WHEN HE FELL OUT WITH CERTAIN HEARTLESS YANGUESANS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c15a" id="c15a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15a.jpg (81K)" src="images/c15a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c15a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The sage Cid Hamete Benengeli relates that as soon as Don Quixote took + leave of his hosts and all who had been present at the burial of + Chrysostom, he and his squire passed into the same wood which they had + seen the shepherdess Marcela enter, and after having wandered for more + than two hours in all directions in search of her without finding her, + they came to a halt in a glade covered with tender grass, beside which ran + a pleasant cool stream that invited and compelled them to pass there the + hours of the noontide heat, which by this time was beginning to come on + oppressively. Don Quixote and Sancho dismounted, and turning Rocinante and + the ass loose to feed on the grass that was there in abundance, they + ransacked the alforjas, and without any ceremony very peacefully and + sociably master and man made their repast on what they found in them. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15b" id="c15b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15b.jpg (376K)" src="images/c15b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c15b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Sancho had not thought it worth while to hobble Rocinante, feeling sure, + from what he knew of his staidness and freedom from incontinence, that all + the mares in the Cordova pastures would not lead him into an impropriety. + Chance, however, and the devil, who is not always asleep, so ordained it + that feeding in this valley there was a drove of Galician ponies belonging + to certain Yanguesan carriers, whose way it is to take their midday rest + with their teams in places and spots where grass and water abound; and + that where Don Quixote chanced to be suited the Yanguesans' purpose very + well. It so happened, then, that Rocinante took a fancy to disport himself + with their ladyships the ponies, and abandoning his usual gait and + demeanour as he scented them, he, without asking leave of his master, got + up a briskish little trot and hastened to make known his wishes to them; + they, however, it seemed, preferred their pasture to him, and received him + with their heels and teeth to such effect that they soon broke his girths + and left him naked without a saddle to cover him; but what must have been + worse to him was that the carriers, seeing the violence he was offering to + their mares, came running up armed with stakes, and so belaboured him that + they brought him sorely battered to the ground. + </p> + <p> + By this time Don Quixote and Sancho, who had witnessed the drubbing of + Rocinante, came up panting, and said Don Quixote to Sancho: + </p> + <p> + "So far as I can see, friend Sancho, these are not knights but base folk + of low birth: I mention it because thou canst lawfully aid me in taking + due vengeance for the insult offered to Rocinante before our eyes." + </p> + <p> + "What the devil vengeance can we take," answered Sancho, "if they are more + than twenty, and we no more than two, or, indeed, perhaps not more than + one and a half?" + </p> + <p> + "I count for a hundred," replied Don Quixote, and without more words he + drew his sword and attacked the Yanguesans and excited and impelled by the + example of his master, Sancho did the same; and to begin with, Don Quixote + delivered a slash at one of them that laid open the leather jerkin he + wore, together with a great portion of his shoulder. The Yanguesans, + seeing themselves assaulted by only two men while they were so many, + betook themselves to their stakes, and driving the two into the middle + they began to lay on with great zeal and energy; in fact, at the second + blow they brought Sancho to the ground, and Don Quixote fared the same + way, all his skill and high mettle availing him nothing, and fate willed + it that he should fall at the feet of Rocinante, who had not yet risen; + whereby it may be seen how furiously stakes can pound in angry boorish + hands. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15c" id="c15c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15c.jpg (362K)" src="images/c15c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c15c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Then, seeing the mischief they had done, the Yanguesans with all the haste + they could loaded their team and pursued their journey, leaving the two + adventurers a sorry sight and in sorrier mood. + </p> + <p> + Sancho was the first to come to, and finding himself close to his master + he called to him in a weak and doleful voice, "Senor Don Quixote, ah, + Senor Don Quixote!" + </p> + <p> + "What wouldst thou, brother Sancho?" answered Don Quixote in the same + feeble suffering tone as Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "I would like, if it were possible," answered Sancho Panza, "your worship + to give me a couple of sups of that potion of the fiery Blas, if it be + that you have any to hand there; perhaps it will serve for broken bones as + well as for wounds." + </p> + <p> + "If I only had it here, wretch that I am, what more should we want?" said + Don Quixote; "but I swear to thee, Sancho Panza, on the faith of a + knight-errant, ere two days are over, unless fortune orders otherwise, I + mean to have it in my possession, or my hand will have lost its cunning." + </p> + <p> + "But in how many does your worship think we shall have the use of our + feet?" answered Sancho Panza. + </p> + <p> + "For myself I must say I cannot guess how many," said the battered knight + Don Quixote; "but I take all the blame upon myself, for I had no business + to put hand to sword against men who where not dubbed knights like myself, + and so I believe that in punishment for having transgressed the laws of + chivalry the God of battles has permitted this chastisement to be + administered to me; for which reason, brother Sancho, it is well thou + shouldst receive a hint on the matter which I am now about to mention to + thee, for it is of much importance to the welfare of both of us. It is at + when thou shalt see rabble of this sort offering us insult thou art not to + wait till I draw sword against them, for I shall not do so at all; but do + thou draw sword and chastise them to thy heart's content, and if any + knights come to their aid and defence I will take care to defend thee and + assail them with all my might; and thou hast already seen by a thousand + signs and proofs what the might of this strong arm of mine is equal to"—so + uplifted had the poor gentleman become through the victory over the stout + Biscayan. + </p> + <p> + But Sancho did not so fully approve of his master's admonition as to let + it pass without saying in reply, "Senor, I am a man of peace, meek and + quiet, and I can put up with any affront because I have a wife and + children to support and bring up; so let it be likewise a hint to your + worship, as it cannot be a mandate, that on no account will I draw sword + either against clown or against knight, and that here before God I forgive + the insults that have been offered me, whether they have been, are, or + shall be offered me by high or low, rich or poor, noble or commoner, not + excepting any rank or condition whatsoever." + </p> + <p> + To all which his master said in reply, "I wish I had breath enough to + speak somewhat easily, and that the pain I feel on this side would abate + so as to let me explain to thee, Panza, the mistake thou makest. Come now, + sinner, suppose the wind of fortune, hitherto so adverse, should turn in + our favour, filling the sails of our desires so that safely and without + impediment we put into port in some one of those islands I have promised + thee, how would it be with thee if on winning it I made thee lord of it? + Why, thou wilt make it well-nigh impossible through not being a knight nor + having any desire to be one, nor possessing the courage nor the will to + avenge insults or defend thy lordship; for thou must know that in newly + conquered kingdoms and provinces the minds of the inhabitants are never so + quiet nor so well disposed to the new lord that there is no fear of their + making some move to change matters once more, and try, as they say, what + chance may do for them; so it is essential that the new possessor should + have good sense to enable him to govern, and valour to attack and defend + himself, whatever may befall him." + </p> + <p> + "In what has now befallen us," answered Sancho, "I'd have been well + pleased to have that good sense and that valour your worship speaks of, + but I swear on the faith of a poor man I am more fit for plasters than for + arguments. See if your worship can get up, and let us help Rocinante, + though he does not deserve it, for he was the main cause of all this + thrashing. I never thought it of Rocinante, for I took him to be a + virtuous person and as quiet as myself. After all, they say right that it + takes a long time to come to know people, and that there is nothing sure + in this life. Who would have said that, after such mighty slashes as your + worship gave that unlucky knight-errant, there was coming, travelling post + and at the very heels of them, such a great storm of sticks as has fallen + upon our shoulders?" + </p> + <p> + "And yet thine, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "ought to be used to such + squalls; but mine, reared in soft cloth and fine linen, it is plain they + must feel more keenly the pain of this mishap, and if it were not that I + imagine—why do I say imagine?—know of a certainty that all + these annoyances are very necessary accompaniments of the calling of arms, + I would lay me down here to die of pure vexation." + </p> + <p> + To this the squire replied, "Senor, as these mishaps are what one reaps of + chivalry, tell me if they happen very often, or if they have their own + fixed times for coming to pass; because it seems to me that after two + harvests we shall be no good for the third, unless God in his infinite + mercy helps us." + </p> + <p> + "Know, friend Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "that the life of + knights-errant is subject to a thousand dangers and reverses, and neither + more nor less is it within immediate possibility for knights-errant to + become kings and emperors, as experience has shown in the case of many + different knights with whose histories I am thoroughly acquainted; and I + could tell thee now, if the pain would let me, of some who simply by might + of arm have risen to the high stations I have mentioned; and those same, + both before and after, experienced divers misfortunes and miseries; for + the valiant Amadis of Gaul found himself in the power of his mortal enemy + Arcalaus the magician, who, it is positively asserted, holding him + captive, gave him more than two hundred lashes with the reins of his horse + while tied to one of the pillars of a court; and moreover there is a + certain recondite author of no small authority who says that the Knight of + Phoebus, being caught in a certain pitfall, which opened under his feet in + a certain castle, on falling found himself bound hand and foot in a deep + pit underground, where they administered to him one of those things they + call clysters, of sand and snow-water, that well-nigh finished him; and if + he had not been succoured in that sore extremity by a sage, a great friend + of his, it would have gone very hard with the poor knight; so I may well + suffer in company with such worthy folk, for greater were the indignities + which they had to suffer than those which we suffer. For I would have thee + know, Sancho, that wounds caused by any instruments which happen by chance + to be in hand inflict no indignity, and this is laid down in the law of + the duel in express words: if, for instance, the cobbler strikes another + with the last which he has in his hand, though it be in fact a piece of + wood, it cannot be said for that reason that he whom he struck with it has + been cudgelled. I say this lest thou shouldst imagine that because we have + been drubbed in this affray we have therefore suffered any indignity; for + the arms those men carried, with which they pounded us, were nothing more + than their stakes, and not one of them, so far as I remember, carried + rapier, sword, or dagger." + </p> + <p> + "They gave me no time to see that much," answered Sancho, "for hardly had + I laid hand on my tizona when they signed the cross on my shoulders with + their sticks in such style that they took the sight out of my eyes and the + strength out of my feet, stretching me where I now lie, and where thinking + of whether all those stake-strokes were an indignity or not gives me no + uneasiness, which the pain of the blows does, for they will remain as + deeply impressed on my memory as on my shoulders." + </p> + <p> + "For all that let me tell thee, brother Panza," said Don Quixote, "that + there is no recollection which time does not put an end to, and no pain + which death does not remove." + </p> + <p> + "And what greater misfortune can there be," replied Panza, "than the one + that waits for time to put an end to it and death to remove it? If our + mishap were one of those that are cured with a couple of plasters, it + would not be so bad; but I am beginning to think that all the plasters in + a hospital almost won't be enough to put us right." + </p> + <p> + "No more of that: pluck strength out of weakness, Sancho, as I mean to + do," returned Don Quixote, "and let us see how Rocinante is, for it seems + to me that not the least share of this mishap has fallen to the lot of the + poor beast." + </p> + <p> + "There is nothing wonderful in that," replied Sancho, "since he is a + knight-errant too; what I wonder at is that my beast should have come off + scot-free where we come out scotched." + </p> + <p> + "Fortune always leaves a door open in adversity in order to bring relief + to it," said Don Quixote; "I say so because this little beast may now + supply the want of Rocinante, carrying me hence to some castle where I may + be cured of my wounds. And moreover I shall not hold it any dishonour to + be so mounted, for I remember having read how the good old Silenus, the + tutor and instructor of the gay god of laughter, when he entered the city + of the hundred gates, went very contentedly mounted on a handsome ass." + </p> + <p> + "It may be true that he went mounted as your worship says," answered + Sancho, "but there is a great difference between going mounted and going + slung like a sack of manure." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote replied, "Wounds received in battle confer honour + instead of taking it away; and so, friend Panza, say no more, but, as I + told thee before, get up as well as thou canst and put me on top of thy + beast in whatever fashion pleases thee best, and let us go hence ere night + come on and surprise us in these wilds." + </p> + <p> + "And yet I have heard your worship say," observed Panza, "that it is very + meet for knights-errant to sleep in wastes and deserts, and that they + esteem it very good fortune." + </p> + <p> + "That is," said Don Quixote, "when they cannot help it, or when they are + in love; and so true is this that there have been knights who have + remained two years on rocks, in sunshine and shade and all the + inclemencies of heaven, without their ladies knowing anything of it; and + one of these was Amadis, when, under the name of Beltenebros, he took up + his abode on the Pena Pobre for—I know not if it was eight years or + eight months, for I am not very sure of the reckoning; at any rate he + stayed there doing penance for I know not what pique the Princess Oriana + had against him; but no more of this now, Sancho, and make haste before a + mishap like Rocinante's befalls the ass." + </p> + <p> + "The very devil would be in it in that case," said Sancho; and letting off + thirty "ohs," and sixty sighs, and a hundred and twenty maledictions and + execrations on whomsoever it was that had brought him there, he raised + himself, stopping half-way bent like a Turkish bow without power to bring + himself upright, but with all his pains he saddled his ass, who too had + gone astray somewhat, yielding to the excessive licence of the day; he + next raised up Rocinante, and as for him, had he possessed a tongue to + complain with, most assuredly neither Sancho nor his master would have + been behind him. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15d" id="c15d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15d.jpg (329K)" src="images/c15d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c15d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + To be brief, Sancho fixed Don Quixote on the ass and secured Rocinante + with a leading rein, and taking the ass by the halter, he proceeded more + or less in the direction in which it seemed to him the high road might be; + and, as chance was conducting their affairs for them from good to better, + he had not gone a short league when the road came in sight, and on it he + perceived an inn, which to his annoyance and to the delight of Don Quixote + must needs be a castle. Sancho insisted that it was an inn, and his master + that it was not one, but a castle, and the dispute lasted so long that + before the point was settled they had time to reach it, and into it Sancho + entered with all his team without any further controversy. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c15e" id="c15e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c15e.jpg (31K)" src="images/c15e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch16" id="ch16"></a>CHAPTER XVI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INGENIOUS GENTLEMAN IN THE INN WHICH HE TOOK TO BE + A CASTLE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c16a" id="c16a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16a.jpg (129K)" src="images/c16a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c16a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The innkeeper, seeing Don Quixote slung across the ass, asked Sancho what + was amiss with him. Sancho answered that it was nothing, only that he had + fallen down from a rock and had his ribs a little bruised. The innkeeper + had a wife whose disposition was not such as those of her calling commonly + have, for she was by nature kind-hearted and felt for the sufferings of + her neighbours, so she at once set about tending Don Quixote, and made her + young daughter, a very comely girl, help her in taking care of her guest. + There was besides in the inn, as servant, an Asturian lass with a broad + face, flat poll, and snub nose, blind of one eye and not very sound in the + other. The elegance of her shape, to be sure, made up for all her defects; + she did not measure seven palms from head to foot, and her shoulders, + which overweighted her somewhat, made her contemplate the ground more than + she liked. This graceful lass, then, helped the young girl, and the two + made up a very bad bed for Don Quixote in a garret that showed evident + signs of having formerly served for many years as a straw-loft, in which + there was also quartered a carrier whose bed was placed a little beyond + our Don Quixote's, and, though only made of the pack-saddles and cloths of + his mules, had much the advantage of it, as Don Quixote's consisted simply + of four rough boards on two not very even trestles, a mattress, that for + thinness might have passed for a quilt, full of pellets which, were they + not seen through the rents to be wool, would to the touch have seemed + pebbles in hardness, two sheets made of buckler leather, and a coverlet + the threads of which anyone that chose might have counted without missing + one in the reckoning. + </p> + <p> + On this accursed bed Don Quixote stretched himself, and the hostess and + her daughter soon covered him with plasters from top to toe, while + Maritornes—for that was the name of the Asturian—held the + light for them, and while plastering him, the hostess, observing how full + of wheals Don Quixote was in some places, remarked that this had more the + look of blows than of a fall. + </p> + <p> + It was not blows, Sancho said, but that the rock had many points and + projections, and that each of them had left its mark. "Pray, senora," he + added, "manage to save some tow, as there will be no want of some one to + use it, for my loins too are rather sore." + </p> + <p> + "Then you must have fallen too," said the hostess. + </p> + <p> + "I did not fall," said Sancho Panza, "but from the shock I got at seeing + my master fall, my body aches so that I feel as if I had had a thousand + thwacks." + </p> + <p> + "That may well be," said the young girl, "for it has many a time happened + to me to dream that I was falling down from a tower and never coming to + the ground, and when I awoke from the dream to find myself as weak and + shaken as if I had really fallen." + </p> + <p> + "There is the point, senora," replied Sancho Panza, "that I without + dreaming at all, but being more awake than I am now, find myself with + scarcely less wheals than my master, Don Quixote." + </p> + <p> + "How is the gentleman called?" asked Maritornes the Asturian. + </p> + <p> + "Don Quixote of La Mancha," answered Sancho Panza, "and he is a + knight-adventurer, and one of the best and stoutest that have been seen in + the world this long time past." + </p> + <p> + "What is a knight-adventurer?" said the lass. + </p> + <p> + "Are you so new in the world as not to know?" answered Sancho Panza. + "Well, then, you must know, sister, that a knight-adventurer is a thing + that in two words is seen drubbed and emperor, that is to-day the most + miserable and needy being in the world, and to-morrow will have two or + three crowns of kingdoms to give his squire." + </p> + <p> + "Then how is it," said the hostess, "that belonging to so good a master as + this, you have not, to judge by appearances, even so much as a county?" + </p> + <p> + "It is too soon yet," answered Sancho, "for we have only been a month + going in quest of adventures, and so far we have met with nothing that can + be called one, for it will happen that when one thing is looked for + another thing is found; however, if my master Don Quixote gets well of + this wound, or fall, and I am left none the worse of it, I would not + change my hopes for the best title in Spain." + </p> + <p> + To all this conversation Don Quixote was listening very attentively, and + sitting up in bed as well as he could, and taking the hostess by the hand + he said to her, "Believe me, fair lady, you may call yourself fortunate in + having in this castle of yours sheltered my person, which is such that if + I do not myself praise it, it is because of what is commonly said, that + self-praise debaseth; but my squire will inform you who I am. I only tell + you that I shall preserve for ever inscribed on my memory the service you + have rendered me in order to tender you my gratitude while life shall last + me; and would to Heaven love held me not so enthralled and subject to its + laws and to the eyes of that fair ingrate whom I name between my teeth, + but that those of this lovely damsel might be the masters of my liberty." + </p> + <p> + The hostess, her daughter, and the worthy Maritornes listened in + bewilderment to the words of the knight-errant; for they understood about + as much of them as if he had been talking Greek, though they could + perceive they were all meant for expressions of good-will and + blandishments; and not being accustomed to this kind of language, they + stared at him and wondered to themselves, for he seemed to them a man of a + different sort from those they were used to, and thanking him in pothouse + phrase for his civility they left him, while the Asturian gave her + attention to Sancho, who needed it no less than his master. + </p> + <p> + The carrier had made an arrangement with her for recreation that night, + and she had given him her word that when the guests were quiet and the + family asleep she would come in search of him and meet his wishes + unreservedly. And it is said of this good lass that she never made + promises of the kind without fulfilling them, even though she made them in + a forest and without any witness present, for she plumed herself greatly + on being a lady and held it no disgrace to be in such an employment as + servant in an inn, because, she said, misfortunes and ill-luck had brought + her to that position. The hard, narrow, wretched, rickety bed of Don + Quixote stood first in the middle of this star-lit stable, and close + beside it Sancho made his, which merely consisted of a rush mat and a + blanket that looked as if it was of threadbare canvas rather than of wool. + Next to these two beds was that of the carrier, made up, as has been said, + of the pack-saddles and all the trappings of the two best mules he had, + though there were twelve of them, sleek, plump, and in prime condition, + for he was one of the rich carriers of Arevalo, according to the author of + this history, who particularly mentions this carrier because he knew him + very well, and they even say was in some degree a relation of his; besides + which Cid Hamete Benengeli was a historian of great research and accuracy + in all things, as is very evident since he would not pass over in silence + those that have been already mentioned, however trifling and insignificant + they might be, an example that might be followed by those grave historians + who relate transactions so curtly and briefly that we hardly get a taste + of them, all the substance of the work being left in the inkstand from + carelessness, perverseness, or ignorance. A thousand blessings on the + author of "Tablante de Ricamonte" and that of the other book in which the + deeds of the Conde Tomillas are recounted; with what minuteness they + describe everything! + </p> + <p> + To proceed, then: after having paid a visit to his team and given them + their second feed, the carrier stretched himself on his pack-saddles and + lay waiting for his conscientious Maritornes. Sancho was by this time + plastered and had lain down, and though he strove to sleep the pain of his + ribs would not let him, while Don Quixote with the pain of his had his + eyes as wide open as a hare's. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16b" id="c16b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16b.jpg (333K)" src="images/c16b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c16b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The inn was all in silence, and in the whole of it there was no light + except that given by a lantern that hung burning in the middle of the + gateway. This strange stillness, and the thoughts, always present to our + knight's mind, of the incidents described at every turn in the books that + were the cause of his misfortune, conjured up to his imagination as + extraordinary a delusion as can well be conceived, which was that he + fancied himself to have reached a famous castle (for, as has been said, + all the inns he lodged in were castles to his eyes), and that the daughter + of the innkeeper was daughter of the lord of the castle, and that she, won + by his high-bred bearing, had fallen in love with him, and had promised to + come to his bed for a while that night without the knowledge of her + parents; and holding all this fantasy that he had constructed as solid + fact, he began to feel uneasy and to consider the perilous risk which his + virtue was about to encounter, and he resolved in his heart to commit no + treason to his lady Dulcinea del Toboso, even though the queen Guinevere + herself and the dame Quintanona should present themselves before him. + </p> + <p> + While he was taken up with these vagaries, then, the time and the hour—an + unlucky one for him—arrived for the Asturian to come, who in her + smock, with bare feet and her hair gathered into a fustian coif, with + noiseless and cautious steps entered the chamber where the three were + quartered, in quest of the carrier; but scarcely had she gained the door + when Don Quixote perceived her, and sitting up in his bed in spite of his + plasters and the pain of his ribs, he stretched out his arms to receive + his beauteous damsel. The Asturian, who went all doubled up and in silence + with her hands before her feeling for her lover, encountered the arms of + Don Quixote, who grasped her tightly by the wrist, and drawing her towards + him, while she dared not utter a word, made her sit down on the bed. He + then felt her smock, and although it was of sackcloth it appeared to him + to be of the finest and softest silk: on her wrists she wore some glass + beads, but to him they had the sheen of precious Orient pearls: her hair, + which in some measure resembled a horse's mane, he rated as threads of the + brightest gold of Araby, whose refulgence dimmed the sun himself: her + breath, which no doubt smelt of yesterday's stale salad, seemed to him to + diffuse a sweet aromatic fragrance from her mouth; and, in short, he drew + her portrait in his imagination with the same features and in the same + style as that which he had seen in his books of the other princesses who, + smitten by love, came with all the adornments that are here set down, to + see the sorely wounded knight; and so great was the poor gentleman's + blindness that neither touch, nor smell, nor anything else about the good + lass that would have made any but a carrier vomit, were enough to + undeceive him; on the contrary, he was persuaded he had the goddess of + beauty in his arms, and holding her firmly in his grasp he went on to say + in low, tender voice: + </p> + <p> + "Would that found myself, lovely and exalted lady, in a position to repay + such a favour as that which you, by the sight of your great beauty, have + granted me; but fortune, which is never weary of persecuting the good, has + chosen to place me upon this bed, where I lie so bruised and broken that + though my inclination would gladly comply with yours it is impossible; + besides, to this impossibility another yet greater is to be added, which + is the faith that I have pledged to the peerless Dulcinea del Toboso, sole + lady of my most secret thoughts; and were it not that this stood in the + way I should not be so insensible a knight as to miss the happy + opportunity which your great goodness has offered me." + </p> + <p> + Maritornes was fretting and sweating at finding herself held so fast by + Don Quixote, and not understanding or heeding the words he addressed to + her, she strove without speaking to free herself. The worthy carrier, + whose unholy thoughts kept him awake, was aware of his doxy the moment she + entered the door, and was listening attentively to all Don Quixote said; + and jealous that the Asturian should have broken her word with him for + another, drew nearer to Don Quixote's bed and stood still to see what + would come of this talk which he could not understand; but when he + perceived the wench struggling to get free and Don Quixote striving to + hold her, not relishing the joke he raised his arm and delivered such a + terrible cuff on the lank jaws of the amorous knight that he bathed all + his mouth in blood, and not content with this he mounted on his ribs and + with his feet tramped all over them at a pace rather smarter than a trot. + The bed which was somewhat crazy and not very firm on its feet, unable to + support the additional weight of the carrier, came to the ground, and at + the mighty crash of this the innkeeper awoke and at once concluded that it + must be some brawl of Maritornes', because after calling loudly to her he + got no answer. With this suspicion he got up, and lighting a lamp hastened + to the quarter where he had heard the disturbance. The wench, seeing that + her master was coming and knowing that his temper was terrible, frightened + and panic-stricken made for the bed of Sancho Panza, who still slept, and + crouching upon it made a ball of herself. + </p> + <p> + The innkeeper came in exclaiming, "Where art thou, strumpet? Of course + this is some of thy work." At this Sancho awoke, and feeling this mass + almost on top of him fancied he had the nightmare and began to distribute + fisticuffs all round, of which a certain share fell upon Maritornes, who, + irritated by the pain and flinging modesty aside, paid back so many in + return to Sancho that she woke him up in spite of himself. He then, + finding himself so handled, by whom he knew not, raising himself up as + well as he could, grappled with Maritornes, and he and she between them + began the bitterest and drollest scrimmage in the world. The carrier, + however, perceiving by the light of the innkeeper candle how it fared with + his ladylove, quitting Don Quixote, ran to bring her the help she needed; + and the innkeeper did the same but with a different intention, for his was + to chastise the lass, as he believed that beyond a doubt she alone was the + cause of all the harmony. And so, as the saying is, cat to rat, rat to + rope, rope to stick, the carrier pounded Sancho, Sancho the lass, she him, + and the innkeeper her, and all worked away so briskly that they did not + give themselves a moment's rest; and the best of it was that the + innkeeper's lamp went out, and as they were left in the dark they all laid + on one upon the other in a mass so unmercifully that there was not a sound + spot left where a hand could light. + </p> + <p> + It so happened that there was lodging that night in the inn a caudrillero + of what they call the Old Holy Brotherhood of Toledo, who, also hearing + the extraordinary noise of the conflict, seized his staff and the tin case + with his warrants, and made his way in the dark into the room crying: + "Hold! in the name of the Jurisdiction! Hold! in the name of the Holy + Brotherhood!" + </p> + <p> + The first that he came upon was the pummelled Don Quixote, who lay + stretched senseless on his back upon his broken-down bed, and, his hand + falling on the beard as he felt about, he continued to cry, "Help for the + Jurisdiction!" but perceiving that he whom he had laid hold of did not + move or stir, he concluded that he was dead and that those in the room + were his murderers, and with this suspicion he raised his voice still + higher, calling out, "Shut the inn gate; see that no one goes out; they + have killed a man here!" This cry startled them all, and each dropped the + contest at the point at which the voice reached him. The innkeeper + retreated to his room, the carrier to his pack-saddles, the lass to her + crib; the unlucky Don Quixote and Sancho alone were unable to move from + where they were. The cuadrillero on this let go Don Quixote's beard, and + went out to look for a light to search for and apprehend the culprits; but + not finding one, as the innkeeper had purposely extinguished the lantern + on retreating to his room, he was compelled to have recourse to the + hearth, where after much time and trouble he lit another lamp. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16e" id="c16e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c16e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch17" id="ch17"></a>CHAPTER XVII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE DON + QUIXOTE AND HIS GOOD SQUIRE SANCHO PANZA ENDURED IN THE INN, WHICH TO HIS + MISFORTUNE HE TOOK TO BE A CASTLE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c17a" id="c17a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c17a.jpg (87K)" src="images/c17a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c17a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + By this time Don Quixote had recovered from his swoon; and in the same + tone of voice in which he had called to his squire the day before when he + lay stretched "in the vale of the stakes," he began calling to him now, + "Sancho, my friend, art thou asleep? sleepest thou, friend Sancho?" + </p> + <p> + "How can I sleep, curses on it!" returned Sancho discontentedly and + bitterly, "when it is plain that all the devils have been at me this + night?" + </p> + <p> + "Thou mayest well believe that," answered Don Quixote, "because, either I + know little, or this castle is enchanted, for thou must know—but + this that I am now about to tell thee thou must swear to keep secret until + after my death." + </p> + <p> + "I swear it," answered Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "I say so," continued Don Quixote, "because I hate taking away anyone's + good name." + </p> + <p> + "I say," replied Sancho, "that I swear to hold my tongue about it till the + end of your worship's days, and God grant I may be able to let it out + tomorrow." + </p> + <p> + "Do I do thee such injuries, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that thou wouldst + see me dead so soon?" + </p> + <p> + "It is not for that," replied Sancho, "but because I hate keeping things + long, and I don't want them to grow rotten with me from over-keeping." + </p> + <p> + "At any rate," said Don Quixote, "I have more confidence in thy affection + and good nature; and so I would have thee know that this night there + befell me one of the strangest adventures that I could describe, and to + relate it to thee briefly thou must know that a little while ago the + daughter of the lord of this castle came to me, and that she is the most + elegant and beautiful damsel that could be found in the wide world. What I + could tell thee of the charms of her person! of her lively wit! of other + secret matters which, to preserve the fealty I owe to my lady Dulcinea del + Toboso, I shall pass over unnoticed and in silence! I will only tell thee + that, either fate being envious of so great a boon placed in my hands by + good fortune, or perhaps (and this is more probable) this castle being, as + I have already said, enchanted, at the time when I was engaged in the + sweetest and most amorous discourse with her, there came, without my + seeing or knowing whence it came, a hand attached to some arm of some huge + giant, that planted such a cuff on my jaws that I have them all bathed in + blood, and then pummelled me in such a way that I am in a worse plight + than yesterday when the carriers, on account of Rocinante's misbehaviour, + inflicted on us the injury thou knowest of; whence conjecture that there + must be some enchanted Moor guarding the treasure of this damsel's beauty, + and that it is not for me." + </p> + <p> + "Not for me either," said Sancho, "for more than four hundred Moors have + so thrashed me that the drubbing of the stakes was cakes and fancy-bread + to it. But tell me, senor, what do you call this excellent and rare + adventure that has left us as we are left now? Though your worship was not + so badly off, having in your arms that incomparable beauty you spoke of; + but I, what did I have, except the heaviest whacks I think I had in all my + life? Unlucky me and the mother that bore me! for I am not a knight-errant + and never expect to be one, and of all the mishaps, the greater part falls + to my share." + </p> + <p> + "Then thou hast been thrashed too?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Didn't I say so? worse luck to my line!" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Be not distressed, friend," said Don Quixote, "for I will now make the + precious balsam with which we shall cure ourselves in the twinkling of an + eye." + </p> + <p> + By this time the cuadrillero had succeeded in lighting the lamp, and came + in to see the man that he thought had been killed; and as Sancho caught + sight of him at the door, seeing him coming in his shirt, with a cloth on + his head, and a lamp in his hand, and a very forbidding countenance, he + said to his master, "Senor, can it be that this is the enchanted Moor + coming back to give us more castigation if there be anything still left in + the ink-bottle?" + </p> + <p> + "It cannot be the Moor," answered Don Quixote, "for those under + enchantment do not let themselves be seen by anyone." + </p> + <p> + "If they don't let themselves be seen, they let themselves be felt," said + Sancho; "if not, let my shoulders speak to the point." + </p> + <p> + "Mine could speak too," said Don Quixote, "but that is not a sufficient + reason for believing that what we see is the enchanted Moor." + </p> + <p> + The officer came up, and finding them engaged in such a peaceful + conversation, stood amazed; though Don Quixote, to be sure, still lay on + his back unable to move from pure pummelling and plasters. The officer + turned to him and said, "Well, how goes it, good man?" + </p> + <p> + "I would speak more politely if I were you," replied Don Quixote; "is it + the way of this country to address knights-errant in that style, you + booby?" + </p> + <p> + The cuadrillero finding himself so disrespectfully treated by such a + sorry-looking individual, lost his temper, and raising the lamp full of + oil, smote Don Quixote such a blow with it on the head that he gave him a + badly broken pate; then, all being in darkness, he went out, and Sancho + Panza said, "That is certainly the enchanted Moor, Senor, and he keeps the + treasure for others, and for us only the cuffs and lamp-whacks." + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," answered Don Quixote, "and there is no use in + troubling oneself about these matters of enchantment or being angry or + vexed at them, for as they are invisible and visionary we shall find no + one on whom to avenge ourselves, do what we may; rise, Sancho, if thou + canst, and call the alcaide of this fortress, and get him to give me a + little oil, wine, salt, and rosemary to make the salutiferous balsam, for + indeed I believe I have great need of it now, because I am losing much + blood from the wound that phantom gave me." + </p> + <p> + Sancho got up with pain enough in his bones, and went after the innkeeper + in the dark, and meeting the officer, who was looking to see what had + become of his enemy, he said to him, "Senor, whoever you are, do us the + favour and kindness to give us a little rosemary, oil, salt, and wine, for + it is wanted to cure one of the best knights-errant on earth, who lies on + yonder bed wounded by the hands of the enchanted Moor that is in this + inn." + </p> + <p> + When the officer heard him talk in this way, he took him for a man out of + his senses, and as day was now beginning to break, he opened the inn gate, + and calling the host, he told him what this good man wanted. The host + furnished him with what he required, and Sancho brought it to Don Quixote, + who, with his hand to his head, was bewailing the pain of the blow of the + lamp, which had done him no more harm than raising a couple of rather + large lumps, and what he fancied blood was only the sweat that flowed from + him in his sufferings during the late storm. To be brief, he took the + materials, of which he made a compound, mixing them all and boiling them a + good while until it seemed to him they had come to perfection. He then + asked for some vial to pour it into, and as there was not one in the inn, + he decided on putting it into a tin oil-bottle or flask of which the host + made him a free gift; and over the flask he repeated more than eighty + paternosters and as many more ave-marias, salves, and credos, accompanying + each word with a cross by way of benediction, at all which there were + present Sancho, the innkeeper, and the cuadrillero; for the carrier was + now peacefully engaged in attending to the comfort of his mules. + </p> + <p> + This being accomplished, he felt anxious to make trial himself, on the + spot, of the virtue of this precious balsam, as he considered it, and so + he drank near a quart of what could not be put into the flask and remained + in the pigskin in which it had been boiled; but scarcely had he done + drinking when he began to vomit in such a way that nothing was left in his + stomach, and with the pangs and spasms of vomiting he broke into a profuse + sweat, on account of which he bade them cover him up and leave him alone. + They did so, and he lay sleeping more than three hours, at the end of + which he awoke and felt very great bodily relief and so much ease from his + bruises that he thought himself quite cured, and verily believed he had + hit upon the balsam of Fierabras; and that with this remedy he might + thenceforward, without any fear, face any kind of destruction, battle, or + combat, however perilous it might be. + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza, who also regarded the amendment of his master as miraculous, + begged him to give him what was left in the pigskin, which was no small + quantity. Don Quixote consented, and he, taking it with both hands, in + good faith and with a better will, gulped down and drained off very little + less than his master. But the fact is, that the stomach of poor Sancho was + of necessity not so delicate as that of his master, and so, before + vomiting, he was seized with such gripings and retchings, and such sweats + and faintness, that verily and truly he believed his last hour had come, + and finding himself so racked and tormented he cursed the balsam and the + thief that had given it to him. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote seeing him in this state said, "It is my belief, Sancho, that + this mischief comes of thy not being dubbed a knight, for I am persuaded + this liquor cannot be good for those who are not so." + </p> + <p> + "If your worship knew that," returned Sancho—"woe betide me and all + my kindred!—why did you let me taste it?" + </p> + <p> + At this moment the draught took effect, and the poor squire began to + discharge both ways at such a rate that the rush mat on which he had + thrown himself and the canvas blanket he had covering him were fit for + nothing afterwards. He sweated and perspired with such paroxysms and + convulsions that not only he himself but all present thought his end had + come. This tempest and tribulation lasted about two hours, at the end of + which he was left, not like his master, but so weak and exhausted that he + could not stand. Don Quixote, however, who, as has been said, felt himself + relieved and well, was eager to take his departure at once in quest of + adventures, as it seemed to him that all the time he loitered there was a + fraud upon the world and those in it who stood in need of his help and + protection, all the more when he had the security and confidence his + balsam afforded him; and so, urged by this impulse, he saddled Rocinante + himself and put the pack-saddle on his squire's beast, whom likewise he + helped to dress and mount the ass; after which he mounted his horse and + turning to a corner of the inn he laid hold of a pike that stood there, to + serve him by way of a lance. All that were in the inn, who were more than + twenty persons, stood watching him; the innkeeper's daughter was likewise + observing him, and he too never took his eyes off her, and from time to + time fetched a sigh that he seemed to pluck up from the depths of his + bowels; but they all thought it must be from the pain he felt in his ribs; + at any rate they who had seen him plastered the night before thought so. + </p> + <p> + As soon as they were both mounted, at the gate of the inn, he called to + the host and said in a very grave and measured voice, "Many and great are + the favours, Senor Alcaide, that I have received in this castle of yours, + and I remain under the deepest obligation to be grateful to you for them + all the days of my life; if I can repay them in avenging you of any + arrogant foe who may have wronged you, know that my calling is no other + than to aid the weak, to avenge those who suffer wrong, and to chastise + perfidy. Search your memory, and if you find anything of this kind you + need only tell me of it, and I promise you by the order of knighthood + which I have received to procure you satisfaction and reparation to the + utmost of your desire." + </p> + <p> + The innkeeper replied to him with equal calmness, "Sir Knight, I do not + want your worship to avenge me of any wrong, because when any is done me I + can take what vengeance seems good to me; the only thing I want is that + you pay me the score that you have run up in the inn last night, as well + for the straw and barley for your two beasts, as for supper and beds." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16c" id="c16c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16c.jpg (326K)" src="images/c16c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c16c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Then this is an inn?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "And a very respectable one," said the innkeeper. + </p> + <p> + "I have been under a mistake all this time," answered Don Quixote, "for in + truth I thought it was a castle, and not a bad one; but since it appears + that it is not a castle but an inn, all that can be done now is that you + should excuse the payment, for I cannot contravene the rule of + knights-errant, of whom I know as a fact (and up to the present I have + read nothing to the contrary) that they never paid for lodging or anything + else in the inn where they might be; for any hospitality that might be + offered them is their due by law and right in return for the insufferable + toil they endure in seeking adventures by night and by day, in summer and + in winter, on foot and on horseback, in hunger and thirst, cold and heat, + exposed to all the inclemencies of heaven and all the hardships of earth." + </p> + <p> + "I have little to do with that," replied the innkeeper; "pay me what you + owe me, and let us have no more talk of chivalry, for all I care about is + to get my money." + </p> + <p> + "You are a stupid, scurvy innkeeper," said Don Quixote, and putting spurs + to Rocinante and bringing his pike to the slope he rode out of the inn + before anyone could stop him, and pushed on some distance without looking + to see if his squire was following him. + </p> + <p> + The innkeeper when he saw him go without paying him ran to get payment of + Sancho, who said that as his master would not pay neither would he, + because, being as he was squire to a knight-errant, the same rule and + reason held good for him as for his master with regard to not paying + anything in inns and hostelries. At this the innkeeper waxed very wroth, + and threatened if he did not pay to compel him in a way that he would not + like. To which Sancho made answer that by the law of chivalry his master + had received he would not pay a rap, though it cost him his life; for the + excellent and ancient usage of knights-errant was not going to be violated + by him, nor should the squires of such as were yet to come into the world + ever complain of him or reproach him with breaking so just a privilege. + </p> + <p> + The ill-luck of the unfortunate Sancho so ordered it that among the + company in the inn there were four woolcarders from Segovia, three + needle-makers from the Colt of Cordova, and two lodgers from the Fair of + Seville, lively fellows, tender-hearted, fond of a joke, and playful, who, + almost as if instigated and moved by a common impulse, made up to Sancho + and dismounted him from his ass, while one of them went in for the blanket + of the host's bed; but on flinging him into it they looked up, and seeing + that the ceiling was somewhat lower than what they required for their work, + they decided upon going out into the yard, which was bounded by the sky, + and there, putting Sancho in the middle of the blanket, they began to + raise him high, making sport with him as they would with a dog at + Shrovetide. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c16d" id="c16d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c16d.jpg (285K)" src="images/c16d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c16d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The cries of the poor blanketed wretch were so loud that they reached the + ears of his master, who, halting to listen attentively, was persuaded that + some new adventure was coming, until he clearly perceived that it was his + squire who uttered them. Wheeling about he came up to the inn with a + laborious gallop, and finding it shut went round it to see if he could + find some way of getting in; but as soon as he came to the wall of the + yard, which was not very high, he discovered the game that was being + played with his squire. He saw him rising and falling in the air with such + grace and nimbleness that, had his rage allowed him, it is my belief he + would have laughed. He tried to climb from his horse on to the top of the + wall, but he was so bruised and battered that he could not even dismount; + and so from the back of his horse he began to utter such maledictions and + objurgations against those who were blanketing Sancho as it would be + impossible to write down accurately: they, however, did not stay their + laughter or their work for this, nor did the flying Sancho cease his + lamentations, mingled now with threats, now with entreaties but all to + little purpose, or none at all, until from pure weariness they left off. + They then brought him his ass, and mounting him on top of it they put his + jacket round him; and the compassionate Maritornes, seeing him so + exhausted, thought fit to refresh him with a jug of water, and that it + might be all the cooler she fetched it from the well. Sancho took it, and + as he was raising it to his mouth he was stopped by the cries of his + master exclaiming, "Sancho, my son, drink not water; drink it not, my son, + for it will kill thee; see, here I have the blessed balsam (and he held up + the flask of liquor), and with drinking two drops of it thou wilt + certainly be restored." + </p> + <p> + At these words Sancho turned his eyes asquint, and in a still louder voice + said, "Can it be your worship has forgotten that I am not a knight, or do + you want me to end by vomiting up what bowels I have left after last + night? Keep your liquor in the name of all the devils, and leave me to + myself!" and at one and the same instant he left off talking and began + drinking; but as at the first sup he perceived it was water he did not + care to go on with it, and begged Maritornes to fetch him some wine, which + she did with right good will, and paid for it with her own money; for + indeed they say of her that, though she was in that line of life, there + was some faint and distant resemblance to a Christian about her. When + Sancho had done drinking he dug his heels into his ass, and the gate of + the inn being thrown open he passed out very well pleased at having paid + nothing and carried his point, though it had been at the expense of his + usual sureties, his shoulders. It is true that the innkeeper detained his + alforjas in payment of what was owing to him, but Sancho took his + departure in such a flurry that he never missed them. The innkeeper, as + soon as he saw him off, wanted to bar the gate close, but the blanketers + would not agree to it, for they were fellows who would not have cared two + farthings for Don Quixote, even had he been really one of the + knights-errant of the Round Table. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c17e" id="c17e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c17e.jpg (47K)" src="images/c17e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch18" id="ch18"></a>CHAPTER XVIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS RELATED THE DISCOURSE SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS MASTER, DON + QUIXOTE, AND OTHER ADVENTURES WORTH RELATING + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c18a" id="c18a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c18a.jpg (79K)" src="images/c18a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c18a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Sancho reached his master so limp and faint that he could not urge on his + beast. When Don Quixote saw the state he was in he said, "I have now come + to the conclusion, good Sancho, that this castle or inn is beyond a doubt + enchanted, because those who have so atrociously diverted themselves with + thee, what can they be but phantoms or beings of another world? and I hold + this confirmed by having noticed that when I was by the wall of the yard + witnessing the acts of thy sad tragedy, it was out of my power to mount + upon it, nor could I even dismount from Rocinante, because they no doubt + had me enchanted; for I swear to thee by the faith of what I am that if I + had been able to climb up or dismount, I would have avenged thee in such a + way that those braggart thieves would have remembered their freak for + ever, even though in so doing I knew that I contravened the laws of + chivalry, which, as I have often told thee, do not permit a knight to lay + hands on him who is not one, save in case of urgent and great necessity in + defence of his own life and person." + </p> + <p> + "I would have avenged myself too if I could," said Sancho, "whether I had + been dubbed knight or not, but I could not; though for my part I am + persuaded those who amused themselves with me were not phantoms or + enchanted men, as your worship says, but men of flesh and bone like + ourselves; and they all had their names, for I heard them name them when + they were tossing me, and one was called Pedro Martinez, and another + Tenorio Hernandez, and the innkeeper, I heard, was called Juan Palomeque + the Left-handed; so that, senor, your not being able to leap over the wall + of the yard or dismount from your horse came of something else besides + enchantments; and what I make out clearly from all this is, that these + adventures we go seeking will in the end lead us into such misadventures + that we shall not know which is our right foot; and that the best and + wisest thing, according to my small wits, would be for us to return home, + now that it is harvest-time, and attend to our business, and give over + wandering from Zeca to Mecca and from pail to bucket, as the saying is." + </p> + <p> + "How little thou knowest about chivalry, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; + "hold thy peace and have patience; the day will come when thou shalt see + with thine own eyes what an honourable thing it is to wander in the + pursuit of this calling; nay, tell me, what greater pleasure can there be + in the world, or what delight can equal that of winning a battle, and + triumphing over one's enemy? None, beyond all doubt." + </p> + <p> + "Very likely," answered Sancho, "though I do not know it; all I know is + that since we have been knights-errant, or since your worship has been one + (for I have no right to reckon myself one of so honourable a number) we + have never won any battle except the one with the Biscayan, and even out + of that your worship came with half an ear and half a helmet the less; and + from that till now it has been all cudgellings and more cudgellings, cuffs + and more cuffs, I getting the blanketing over and above, and falling in + with enchanted persons on whom I cannot avenge myself so as to know what + the delight, as your worship calls it, of conquering an enemy is like." + </p> + <p> + "That is what vexes me, and what ought to vex thee, Sancho," replied Don + Quixote; "but henceforward I will endeavour to have at hand some sword + made by such craft that no kind of enchantments can take effect upon him + who carries it, and it is even possible that fortune may procure for me + that which belonged to Amadis when he was called 'The Knight of the + Burning Sword,' which was one of the best swords that ever knight in the + world possessed, for, besides having the said virtue, it cut like a razor, + and there was no armour, however strong and enchanted it might be, that + could resist it." + </p> + <p> + "Such is my luck," said Sancho, "that even if that happened and your + worship found some such sword, it would, like the balsam, turn out + serviceable and good for dubbed knights only, and as for the squires, they + might sup sorrow." + </p> + <p> + "Fear not that, Sancho," said Don Quixote: "Heaven will deal better by + thee." + </p> + <p> + Thus talking, Don Quixote and his squire were going along, when, on the + road they were following, Don Quixote perceived approaching them a large + and thick cloud of dust, on seeing which he turned to Sancho and said: + </p> + <p> + "This is the day, Sancho, on which will be seen the boon my fortune is + reserving for me; this, I say, is the day on which as much as on any other + shall be displayed the might of my arm, and on which I shall do deeds that + shall remain written in the book of fame for all ages to come. Seest thou + that cloud of dust which rises yonder? Well, then, all that is churned up + by a vast army composed of various and countless nations that comes + marching there." + </p> + <p> + "According to that there must be two," said Sancho, "for on this opposite + side also there rises just such another cloud of dust." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote turned to look and found that it was true, and rejoicing + exceedingly, he concluded that they were two armies about to engage and + encounter in the midst of that broad plain; for at all times and seasons + his fancy was full of the battles, enchantments, adventures, crazy feats, + loves, and defiances that are recorded in the books of chivalry, and + everything he said, thought, or did had reference to such things. Now the + cloud of dust he had seen was raised by two great droves of sheep coming + along the same road in opposite directions, which, because of the dust, + did not become visible until they drew near, but Don Quixote asserted so + positively that they were armies that Sancho was led to believe it and + say, "Well, and what are we to do, senor?" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c17b" id="c17b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c17b.jpg (339K)" src="images/c17b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c17b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "What?" said Don Quixote: "give aid and assistance to the weak and those + who need it; and thou must know, Sancho, that this which comes opposite to + us is conducted and led by the mighty emperor Alifanfaron, lord of the + great isle of Trapobana; this other that marches behind me is that of his + enemy the king of the Garamantas, Pentapolin of the Bare Arm, for he + always goes into battle with his right arm bare." + </p> + <p> + "But why are these two lords such enemies?" + </p> + <p> + "They are at enmity," replied Don Quixote, "because this Alifanfaron is a + furious pagan and is in love with the daughter of Pentapolin, who is a + very beautiful and moreover gracious lady, and a Christian, and her father + is unwilling to bestow her upon the pagan king unless he first abandons + the religion of his false prophet Mahomet, and adopts his own." + </p> + <p> + "By my beard," said Sancho, "but Pentapolin does quite right, and I will + help him as much as I can." + </p> + <p> + "In that thou wilt do what is thy duty, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "for to + engage in battles of this sort it is not requisite to be a dubbed knight." + </p> + <p> + "That I can well understand," answered Sancho; "but where shall we put + this ass where we may be sure to find him after the fray is over? for I + believe it has not been the custom so far to go into battle on a beast of + this kind." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Don Quixote, "and what you had best do with him is to + leave him to take his chance whether he be lost or not, for the horses we + shall have when we come out victors will be so many that even Rocinante + will run a risk of being changed for another. But attend to me and + observe, for I wish to give thee some account of the chief knights who + accompany these two armies; and that thou mayest the better see and mark, + let us withdraw to that hillock which rises yonder, whence both armies may + be seen." + </p> + <p> + They did so, and placed themselves on a rising ground from which the two + droves that Don Quixote made armies of might have been plainly seen if the + clouds of dust they raised had not obscured them and blinded the sight; + nevertheless, seeing in his imagination what he did not see and what did + not exist, he began thus in a loud voice: + </p> + <p> + "That knight whom thou seest yonder in yellow armour, who bears upon his + shield a lion crowned crouching at the feet of a damsel, is the valiant + Laurcalco, lord of the Silver Bridge; that one in armour with flowers of + gold, who bears on his shield three crowns argent on an azure field, is + the dreaded Micocolembo, grand duke of Quirocia; that other of gigantic + frame, on his right hand, is the ever dauntless Brandabarbaran de Boliche, + lord of the three Arabias, who for armour wears that serpent skin, and has + for shield a gate which, according to tradition, is one of those of the + temple that Samson brought to the ground when by his death he revenged + himself upon his enemies. But turn thine eyes to the other side, and thou + shalt see in front and in the van of this other army the ever victorious + and never vanquished Timonel of Carcajona, prince of New Biscay, who comes + in armour with arms quartered azure, vert, white, and yellow, and bears on + his shield a cat or on a field tawny with a motto which says Miau, which + is the beginning of the name of his lady, who according to report is the + peerless Miaulina, daughter of the duke Alfeniquen of the Algarve; the + other, who burdens and presses the loins of that powerful charger and + bears arms white as snow and a shield blank and without any device, is a + novice knight, a Frenchman by birth, Pierres Papin by name, lord of the + baronies of Utrique; that other, who with iron-shod heels strikes the + flanks of that nimble parti-coloured zebra, and for arms bears azure vair, + is the mighty duke of Nerbia, Espartafilardo del Bosque, who bears for + device on his shield an asparagus plant with a motto in Castilian that + says, Rastrea mi suerte." And so he went on naming a number of knights of + one squadron or the other out of his imagination, and to all he assigned + off-hand their arms, colours, devices, and mottoes, carried away by the + illusions of his unheard-of craze; and without a pause, he continued, + "People of divers nations compose this squadron in front; here are those + that drink of the sweet waters of the famous Xanthus, those that scour the + woody Massilian plains, those that sift the pure fine gold of Arabia + Felix, those that enjoy the famed cool banks of the crystal Thermodon, + those that in many and various ways divert the streams of the golden + Pactolus, the Numidians, faithless in their promises, the Persians + renowned in archery, the Parthians and the Medes that fight as they fly, + the Arabs that ever shift their dwellings, the Scythians as cruel as they + are fair, the Ethiopians with pierced lips, and an infinity of other + nations whose features I recognise and descry, though I cannot recall + their names. In this other squadron there come those that drink of the + crystal streams of the olive-bearing Betis, those that make smooth their + countenances with the water of the ever rich and golden Tagus, those that + rejoice in the fertilising flow of the divine Genil, those that roam the + Tartesian plains abounding in pasture, those that take their pleasure in + the Elysian meadows of Jerez, the rich Manchegans crowned with ruddy ears + of corn, the wearers of iron, old relics of the Gothic race, those that + bathe in the Pisuerga renowned for its gentle current, those that feed + their herds along the spreading pastures of the winding Guadiana famed for + its hidden course, those that tremble with the cold of the pineclad + Pyrenees or the dazzling snows of the lofty Apennine; in a word, as many + as all Europe includes and contains." + </p> + <p> + Good God! what a number of countries and nations he named! giving to each + its proper attributes with marvellous readiness; brimful and saturated + with what he had read in his lying books! Sancho Panza hung upon his words + without speaking, and from time to time turned to try if he could see the + knights and giants his master was describing, and as he could not make out + one of them he said to him: + </p> + <p> + "Senor, devil take it if there's a sign of any man you talk of, knight or + giant, in the whole thing; maybe it's all enchantment, like the phantoms + last night." + </p> + <p> + "How canst thou say that!" answered Don Quixote; "dost thou not hear the + neighing of the steeds, the braying of the trumpets, the roll of the + drums?" + </p> + <p> + "I hear nothing but a great bleating of ewes and sheep," said Sancho; + which was true, for by this time the two flocks had come close. + </p> + <p> + "The fear thou art in, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "prevents thee from + seeing or hearing correctly, for one of the effects of fear is to derange + the senses and make things appear different from what they are; if thou + art in such fear, withdraw to one side and leave me to myself, for alone I + suffice to bring victory to that side to which I shall give my aid;" and + so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and putting the lance in rest, shot + down the slope like a thunderbolt. Sancho shouted after him, crying, "Come + back, Senor Don Quixote; I vow to God they are sheep and ewes you are + charging! Come back! Unlucky the father that begot me! what madness is + this! Look, there is no giant, nor knight, nor cats, nor arms, nor shields + quartered or whole, nor vair azure or bedevilled. What are you about? + Sinner that I am before God!" But not for all these entreaties did Don + Quixote turn back; on the contrary he went on shouting out, "Ho, knights, + ye who follow and fight under the banners of the valiant emperor + Pentapolin of the Bare Arm, follow me all; ye shall see how easily I shall + give him his revenge over his enemy Alifanfaron of the Trapobana." + </p> + <p> + So saying, he dashed into the midst of the squadron of ewes, and began + spearing them with as much spirit and intrepidity as if he were + transfixing mortal enemies in earnest. The shepherds and drovers + accompanying the flock shouted to him to desist; seeing it was no use, + they ungirt their slings and began to salute his ears with stones as big + as one's fist. Don Quixote gave no heed to the stones, but, letting drive + right and left kept saying: + </p> + <p> + "Where art thou, proud Alifanfaron? Come before me; I am a single knight + who would fain prove thy prowess hand to hand, and make thee yield thy + life a penalty for the wrong thou dost to the valiant Pentapolin + Garamanta." Here came a sugar-plum from the brook that struck him on the + side and buried a couple of ribs in his body. Feeling himself so smitten, + he imagined himself slain or badly wounded for certain, and recollecting + his liquor he drew out his flask, and putting it to his mouth began to + pour the contents into his stomach; but ere he had succeeded in swallowing + what seemed to him enough, there came another almond which struck him on + the hand and on the flask so fairly that it smashed it to pieces, knocking + three or four teeth and grinders out of his mouth in its course, and + sorely crushing two fingers of his hand. Such was the force of the first + blow and of the second, that the poor knight in spite of himself came down + backwards off his horse. The shepherds came up, and felt sure they had + killed him; so in all haste they collected their flock together, took up + the dead beasts, of which there were more than seven, and made off without + waiting to ascertain anything further. + </p> + <p> + All this time Sancho stood on the hill watching the crazy feats his master + was performing, and tearing his beard and cursing the hour and the + occasion when fortune had made him acquainted with him. Seeing him, then, + brought to the ground, and that the shepherds had taken themselves off, he + ran to him and found him in very bad case, though not unconscious; and + said he: + </p> + <p> + "Did I not tell you to come back, Senor Don Quixote; and that what you + were going to attack were not armies but droves of sheep?" + </p> + <p> + "That's how that thief of a sage, my enemy, can alter and falsify things," + answered Don Quixote; "thou must know, Sancho, that it is a very easy + matter for those of his sort to make us believe what they choose; and this + malignant being who persecutes me, envious of the glory he knew I was to + win in this battle, has turned the squadrons of the enemy into droves of + sheep. At any rate, do this much, I beg of thee, Sancho, to undeceive + thyself, and see that what I say is true; mount thy ass and follow them + quietly, and thou shalt see that when they have gone some little distance + from this they will return to their original shape and, ceasing to be + sheep, become men in all respects as I described them to thee at first. + But go not just yet, for I want thy help and assistance; come hither, and + see how many of my teeth and grinders are missing, for I feel as if there + was not one left in my mouth." + </p> + <p> + Sancho came so close that he almost put his eyes into his mouth; now just + at that moment the balsam had acted on the stomach of Don Quixote, so, at + the very instant when Sancho came to examine his mouth, he discharged all + its contents with more force than a musket, and full into the beard of the + compassionate squire. + </p> + <p> + "Holy Mary!" cried Sancho, "what is this that has happened me? Clearly + this sinner is mortally wounded, as he vomits blood from the mouth;" but + considering the matter a little more closely he perceived by the colour, + taste, and smell, that it was not blood but the balsam from the flask + which he had seen him drink; and he was taken with such a loathing that + his stomach turned, and he vomited up his inside over his very master, and + both were left in a precious state. Sancho ran to his ass to get something + wherewith to clean himself, and relieve his master, out of his alforjas; + but not finding them, he well-nigh took leave of his senses, and cursed + himself anew, and in his heart resolved to quit his master and return + home, even though he forfeited the wages of his service and all hopes of + the promised island. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote now rose, and putting his left hand to his mouth to keep his + teeth from falling out altogether, with the other he laid hold of the + bridle of Rocinante, who had never stirred from his master's side—so + loyal and well-behaved was he—and betook himself to where the squire + stood leaning over his ass with his hand to his cheek, like one in deep + dejection. Seeing him in this mood, looking so sad, Don Quixote said to + him: + </p> + <p> + "Bear in mind, Sancho, that one man is no more than another, unless he + does more than another; all these tempests that fall upon us are signs + that fair weather is coming shortly, and that things will go well with us, + for it is impossible for good or evil to last for ever; and hence it + follows that the evil having lasted long, the good must be now nigh at + hand; so thou must not distress thyself at the misfortunes which happen to + me, since thou hast no share in them." + </p> + <p> + "How have I not?" replied Sancho; "was he whom they blanketed yesterday + perchance any other than my father's son? and the alforjas that are + missing to-day with all my treasures, did they belong to any other but + myself?" + </p> + <p> + "What! are the alforjas missing, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Yes, they are missing," answered Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "In that case we have nothing to eat to-day," replied Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "It would be so," answered Sancho, "if there were none of the herbs your + worship says you know in these meadows, those with which knights-errant as + unlucky as your worship are wont to supply such-like shortcomings." + </p> + <p> + "For all that," answered Don Quixote, "I would rather have just now a + quarter of bread, or a loaf and a couple of pilchards' heads, than all the + herbs described by Dioscorides, even with Doctor Laguna's notes. + Nevertheless, Sancho the Good, mount thy beast and come along with me, for + God, who provides for all things, will not fail us (more especially when + we are so active in his service as we are), since he fails not the midges + of the air, nor the grubs of the earth, nor the tadpoles of the water, and + is so merciful that he maketh his sun to rise on the good and on the evil, + and sendeth rain on the unjust and on the just." + </p> + <p> + "Your worship would make a better preacher than knight-errant," said + Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Knights-errant knew and ought to know everything, Sancho," said Don + Quixote; "for there were knights-errant in former times as well qualified + to deliver a sermon or discourse in the middle of an encampment, as if + they had graduated in the University of Paris; whereby we may see that the + lance has never blunted the pen, nor the pen the lance." + </p> + <p> + "Well, be it as your worship says," replied Sancho; "let us be off now and + find some place of shelter for the night, and God grant it may be + somewhere where there are no blankets, nor blanketeers, nor phantoms, nor + enchanted Moors; for if there are, may the devil take the whole concern." + </p> + <p> + "Ask that of God, my son," said Don Quixote; and do thou lead on where + thou wilt, for this time I leave our lodging to thy choice; but reach me + here thy hand, and feel with thy finger, and find out how many of my teeth + and grinders are missing from this right side of the upper jaw, for it is + there I feel the pain." + </p> + <p> + Sancho put in his fingers, and feeling about asked him, "How many grinders + used your worship have on this side?" + </p> + <p> + "Four," replied Don Quixote, "besides the back-tooth, all whole and quite + sound." + </p> + <p> + "Mind what you are saying, senor." + </p> + <p> + "I say four, if not five," answered Don Quixote, "for never in my life + have I had tooth or grinder drawn, nor has any fallen out or been + destroyed by any decay or rheum." + </p> + <p> + "Well, then," said Sancho, "in this lower side your worship has no more + than two grinders and a half, and in the upper neither a half nor any at + all, for it is all as smooth as the palm of my hand." + </p> + <p> + "Luckless that I am!" said Don Quixote, hearing the sad news his squire + gave him; "I had rather they despoiled me of an arm, so it were not the + sword-arm; for I tell thee, Sancho, a mouth without teeth is like a mill + without a millstone, and a tooth is much more to be prized than a diamond; + but we who profess the austere order of chivalry are liable to all this. + Mount, friend, and lead the way, and I will follow thee at whatever pace + thou wilt." + </p> + <p> + Sancho did as he bade him, and proceeded in the direction in which he + thought he might find refuge without quitting the high road, which was + there very much frequented. As they went along, then, at a slow pace—for + the pain in Don Quixote's jaws kept him uneasy and ill-disposed for speed—Sancho + thought it well to amuse and divert him by talk of some kind, and among + the things he said to him was that which will be told in the following + chapter. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c18e" id="c18e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c18e.jpg (44K)" src="images/c18e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch19" id="ch19"></a>CHAPTER XIX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE SHREWD DISCOURSE WHICH SANCHO HELD WITH HIS MASTER, AND OF THE + ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL HIM WITH A DEAD BODY, TOGETHER WITH OTHER NOTABLE + OCCURRENCES + </h3> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It seems to me, senor, that all these mishaps that have befallen us of + late have been without any doubt a punishment for the offence committed by + your worship against the order of chivalry in not keeping the oath you + made not to eat bread off a tablecloth or embrace the queen, and all the + rest of it that your worship swore to observe until you had taken that + helmet of Malandrino's, or whatever the Moor is called, for I do not very + well remember." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art very right, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but to tell the truth, + it had escaped my memory; and likewise thou mayest rely upon it that the + affair of the blanket happened to thee because of thy fault in not + reminding me of it in time; but I will make amends, for there are ways of + compounding for everything in the order of chivalry." + </p> + <p> + "Why! have I taken an oath of some sort, then?" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "It makes no matter that thou hast not taken an oath," said Don Quixote; + "suffice it that I see thou art not quite clear of complicity; and whether + or no, it will not be ill done to provide ourselves with a remedy." + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said Sancho, "mind that your worship does not forget this + as you did the oath; perhaps the phantoms may take it into their heads to + amuse themselves once more with me; or even with your worship if they see + you so obstinate." + </p> + <p> + While engaged in this and other talk, night overtook them on the road + before they had reached or discovered any place of shelter; and what made + it still worse was that they were dying of hunger, for with the loss of + the alforjas they had lost their entire larder and commissariat; and to + complete the misfortune they met with an adventure which without any + invention had really the appearance of one. It so happened that the night + closed in somewhat darkly, but for all that they pushed on, Sancho feeling + sure that as the road was the king's highway they might reasonably expect + to find some inn within a league or two. Going along, then, in this way, + the night dark, the squire hungry, the master sharp-set, they saw coming + towards them on the road they were travelling a great number of lights + which looked exactly like stars in motion. Sancho was taken aback at the + sight of them, nor did Don Quixote altogether relish them: the one pulled + up his ass by the halter, the other his hack by the bridle, and they stood + still, watching anxiously to see what all this would turn out to be, and + found that the lights were approaching them, and the nearer they came the + greater they seemed, at which spectacle Sancho began to shake like a man + dosed with mercury, and Don Quixote's hair stood on end; he, however, + plucking up spirit a little, said: + </p> + <p> + "This, no doubt, Sancho, will be a most mighty and perilous adventure, in + which it will be needful for me to put forth all my valour and + resolution." + </p> + <p> + "Unlucky me!" answered Sancho; "if this adventure happens to be one of + phantoms, as I am beginning to think it is, where shall I find the ribs to + bear it?" + </p> + <p> + "Be they phantoms ever so much," said Don Quixote, "I will not permit them + to touch a thread of thy garments; for if they played tricks with thee the + time before, it was because I was unable to leap the walls of the yard; + but now we are on a wide plain, where I shall be able to wield my sword as + I please." + </p> + <p> + "And if they enchant and cripple you as they did the last time," said + Sancho, "what difference will it make being on the open plain or not?" + </p> + <p> + "For all that," replied Don Quixote, "I entreat thee, Sancho, to keep a + good heart, for experience will tell thee what mine is." + </p> + <p> + "I will, please God," answered Sancho, and the two retiring to one side of + the road set themselves to observe closely what all these moving lights + might be; and very soon afterwards they made out some twenty encamisados, + all on horseback, with lighted torches in their hands, the awe-inspiring + aspect of whom completely extinguished the courage of Sancho, who began to + chatter with his teeth like one in the cold fit of an ague; and his heart + sank and his teeth chattered still more when they perceived distinctly + that behind them there came a litter covered over with black and followed + by six more mounted figures in mourning down to the very feet of their + mules—for they could perceive plainly they were not horses by the + easy pace at which they went. And as the encamisados came along they + muttered to themselves in a low plaintive tone. This strange spectacle at + such an hour and in such a solitary place was quite enough to strike + terror into Sancho's heart, and even into his master's; and (save in Don + Quixote's case) did so, for all Sancho's resolution had now broken down. + It was just the opposite with his master, whose imagination immediately + conjured up all this to him vividly as one of the adventures of his books. + </p> + <p> + He took it into his head that the litter was a bier on which was borne + some sorely wounded or slain knight, to avenge whom was a task reserved + for him alone; and without any further reasoning he laid his lance in + rest, fixed himself firmly in his saddle, and with gallant spirit and + bearing took up his position in the middle of the road where the + encamisados must of necessity pass; and as soon as he saw them near at + hand he raised his voice and said: + </p> + <p> + "Halt, knights, or whosoever ye may be, and render me account of who ye + are, whence ye come, where ye go, what it is ye carry upon that bier, for, + to judge by appearances, either ye have done some wrong or some wrong has + been done to you, and it is fitting and necessary that I should know, + either that I may chastise you for the evil ye have done, or else that I + may avenge you for the injury that has been inflicted upon you." + </p> + <p> + "We are in haste," answered one of the encamisados, "and the inn is far + off, and we cannot stop to render you such an account as you demand;" and + spurring his mule he moved on. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was mightily provoked by this answer, and seizing the mule by + the bridle he said, "Halt, and be more mannerly, and render an account of + what I have asked of you; else, take my defiance to combat, all of you." + </p> + <p> + The mule was shy, and was so frightened at her bridle being seized that + rearing up she flung her rider to the ground over her haunches. An + attendant who was on foot, seeing the encamisado fall, began to abuse Don + Quixote, who now moved to anger, without any more ado, laying his lance in + rest charged one of the men in mourning and brought him badly wounded to + the ground, and as he wheeled round upon the others the agility with which + he attacked and routed them was a sight to see, for it seemed just as if + wings had that instant grown upon Rocinante, so lightly and proudly did he + bear himself. The encamisados were all timid folk and unarmed, so they + speedily made their escape from the fray and set off at a run across the + plain with their lighted torches, looking exactly like maskers running on + some gala or festival night. The mourners, too, enveloped and swathed in + their skirts and gowns, were unable to bestir themselves, and so with + entire safety to himself Don Quixote belaboured them all and drove them + off against their will, for they all thought it was no man but a devil + from hell come to carry away the dead body they had in the litter. + </p> + <p> + Sancho beheld all this in astonishment at the intrepidity of his lord, and + said to himself, "Clearly this master of mine is as bold and valiant as he + says he is." + </p> + <p> + A burning torch lay on the ground near the first man whom the mule had + thrown, by the light of which Don Quixote perceived him, and coming up to + him he presented the point of the lance to his face, calling on him to + yield himself prisoner, or else he would kill him; to which the prostrate + man replied, "I am prisoner enough as it is; I cannot stir, for one of my + legs is broken: I entreat you, if you be a Christian gentleman, not to + kill me, which will be committing grave sacrilege, for I am a licentiate + and I hold first orders." + </p> + <p> + "Then what the devil brought you here, being a churchman?" said Don + Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "What, senor?" said the other. "My bad luck." + </p> + <p> + "Then still worse awaits you," said Don Quixote, "if you do not satisfy me + as to all I asked you at first." + </p> + <p> + "You shall be soon satisfied," said the licentiate; "you must know, then, + that though just now I said I was a licentiate, I am only a bachelor, and + my name is Alonzo Lopez; I am a native of Alcobendas, I come from the city + of Baeza with eleven others, priests, the same who fled with the torches, + and we are going to the city of Segovia accompanying a dead body which is + in that litter, and is that of a gentleman who died in Baeza, where he was + interred; and now, as I said, we are taking his bones to their + burial-place, which is in Segovia, where he was born." + </p> + <p> + "And who killed him?" asked Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "God, by means of a malignant fever that took him," answered the bachelor. + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said Don Quixote, "the Lord has relieved me of the task of + avenging his death had any other slain him; but, he who slew him having + slain him, there is nothing for it but to be silent, and shrug one's + shoulders; I should do the same were he to slay myself; and I would have + your reverence know that I am a knight of La Mancha, Don Quixote by name, + and it is my business and calling to roam the world righting wrongs and + redressing injuries." + </p> + <p> + "I do not know how that about righting wrongs can be," said the bachelor, + "for from straight you have made me crooked, leaving me with a broken leg + that will never see itself straight again all the days of its life; and + the injury you have redressed in my case has been to leave me injured in + such a way that I shall remain injured for ever; and the height of + misadventure it was to fall in with you who go in search of adventures." + </p> + <p> + "Things do not all happen in the same way," answered Don Quixote; "it all + came, Sir Bachelor Alonzo Lopez, of your going, as you did, by night, + dressed in those surplices, with lighted torches, praying, covered with + mourning, so that naturally you looked like something evil and of the + other world; and so I could not avoid doing my duty in attacking you, and + I should have attacked you even had I known positively that you were the + very devils of hell, for such I certainly believed and took you to be." + </p> + <p> + "As my fate has so willed it," said the bachelor, "I entreat you, sir + knight-errant, whose errand has been such an evil one for me, to help me + to get from under this mule that holds one of my legs caught between the + stirrup and the saddle." + </p> + <p> + "I would have talked on till to-morrow," said Don Quixote; "how long were + you going to wait before telling me of your distress?" + </p> + <p> + He at once called to Sancho, who, however, had no mind to come, as he was + just then engaged in unloading a sumpter mule, well laden with provender, + which these worthy gentlemen had brought with them. Sancho made a bag of + his coat, and, getting together as much as he could, and as the bag would + hold, he loaded his beast, and then hastened to obey his master's call, + and helped him to remove the bachelor from under the mule; then putting + him on her back he gave him the torch, and Don Quixote bade him follow the + track of his companions, and beg pardon of them on his part for the wrong + which he could not help doing them. + </p> + <p> + And said Sancho, "If by chance these gentlemen should want to know who was + the hero that served them so, your worship may tell them that he is the + famous Don Quixote of La Mancha, otherwise called the Knight of the Rueful + Countenance." + </p> + <p> + The bachelor then took his departure. + </p> + <p> + I forgot to mention that before he did so he said to Don Quixote, + "Remember that you stand excommunicated for having laid violent hands on a + holy thing, juxta illud, si quis, suadente diabolo." + </p> + <p> + "I do not understand that Latin," answered Don Quixote, "but I know well I + did not lay hands, only this pike; besides, I did not think I was + committing an assault upon priests or things of the Church, which, like a + Catholic and faithful Christian as I am, I respect and revere, but upon + phantoms and spectres of the other world; but even so, I remember how it + fared with Cid Ruy Diaz when he broke the chair of the ambassador of that + king before his Holiness the Pope, who excommunicated him for the same; + and yet the good Roderick of Vivar bore himself that day like a very noble + and valiant knight." + </p> + <p> + On hearing this the bachelor took his departure, as has been said, without + making any reply; and Don Quixote asked Sancho what had induced him to + call him the "Knight of the Rueful Countenance" more then than at any + other time. + </p> + <p> + "I will tell you," answered Sancho; "it was because I have been looking at + you for some time by the light of the torch held by that unfortunate, and + verily your worship has got of late the most ill-favoured countenance I + ever saw: it must be either owing to the fatigue of this combat, or else + to the want of teeth and grinders." + </p> + <p> + "It is not that," replied Don Quixote, "but because the sage whose duty it + will be to write the history of my achievements must have thought it + proper that I should take some distinctive name as all knights of yore + did; one being 'He of the Burning Sword,' another 'He of the Unicorn,' + this one 'He of the Damsels,' that 'He of the Phoenix,' another 'The + Knight of the Griffin,' and another 'He of the Death,' and by these names + and designations they were known all the world round; and so I say that + the sage aforesaid must have put it into your mouth and mind just now to + call me 'The Knight of the Rueful Countenance,' as I intend to call myself + from this day forward; and that the said name may fit me better, I mean, + when the opportunity offers, to have a very rueful countenance painted on + my shield." + </p> + <p> + "There is no occasion, senor, for wasting time or money on making that + countenance," said Sancho; "for all that need be done is for your worship + to show your own, face to face, to those who look at you, and without + anything more, either image or shield, they will call you 'Him of the + Rueful Countenance' and believe me I am telling you the truth, for I + assure you, senor (and in good part be it said), hunger and the loss of + your grinders have given you such an ill-favoured face that, as I say, the + rueful picture may be very well spared." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote laughed at Sancho's pleasantry; nevertheless he resolved to + call himself by that name, and have his shield or buckler painted as he + had devised. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote would have looked to see whether the body in the litter were + bones or not, but Sancho would not have it, saying: + </p> + <p> + "Senor, you have ended this perilous adventure more safely for yourself + than any of those I have seen: perhaps these people, though beaten and + routed, may bethink themselves that it is a single man that has beaten + them, and feeling sore and ashamed of it may take heart and come in search + of us and give us trouble enough. The ass is in proper trim, the mountains + are near at hand, hunger presses, we have nothing more to do but make good + our retreat, and, as the saying is, the dead to the grave and the living + to the loaf." + </p> + <p> + And driving his ass before him he begged his master to follow, who, + feeling that Sancho was right, did so without replying; and after + proceeding some little distance between two hills they found themselves in + a wide and retired valley, where they alighted, and Sancho unloaded his + beast, and stretched upon the green grass, with hunger for sauce, they + breakfasted, dined, lunched, and supped all at once, satisfying their + appetites with more than one store of cold meat which the dead man's + clerical gentlemen (who seldom put themselves on short allowance) had + brought with them on their sumpter mule. But another piece of ill-luck + befell them, which Sancho held the worst of all, and that was that they + had no wine to drink, nor even water to moisten their lips; and as thirst + tormented them, Sancho, observing that the meadow where they were was full + of green and tender grass, said what will be told in the following + chapter. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch20" id="ch20"></a>CHAPTER XX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE UNEXAMPLED AND UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURE WHICH WAS ACHIEVED BY THE + VALIANT DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WITH LESS PERIL THAN ANY EVER ACHIEVED BY + ANY FAMOUS KNIGHT IN THE WORLD + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19a" id="c19a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c19a.jpg (147K)" src="images/c19a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c19a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It cannot be, senor, but that this grass is a proof that there must be + hard by some spring or brook to give it moisture, so it would be well to + move a little farther on, that we may find some place where we may quench + this terrible thirst that plagues us, which beyond a doubt is more + distressing than hunger." + </p> + <p> + The advice seemed good to Don Quixote, and, he leading Rocinante by the + bridle and Sancho the ass by the halter, after he had packed away upon him + the remains of the supper, they advanced the meadow feeling their way, for + the darkness of the night made it impossible to see anything; but they had + not gone two hundred paces when a loud noise of water, as if falling from + great rocks, struck their ears. The sound cheered them greatly; but + halting to make out by listening from what quarter it came they heard + unseasonably another noise which spoiled the satisfaction the sound of the + water gave them, especially for Sancho, who was by nature timid and + faint-hearted. They heard, I say, strokes falling with a measured beat, + and a certain rattling of iron and chains that, together with the furious + din of the water, would have struck terror into any heart but Don + Quixote's. The night was, as has been said, dark, and they had happened to + reach a spot in among some tall trees, whose leaves stirred by a gentle + breeze made a low ominous sound; so that, what with the solitude, the + place, the darkness, the noise of the water, and the rustling of the + leaves, everything inspired awe and dread; more especially as they + perceived that the strokes did not cease, nor the wind lull, nor morning + approach; to all which might be added their ignorance as to where they + were. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19b" id="c19b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c19b.jpg (204K)" src="images/c19b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c19b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + But Don Quixote, supported by his intrepid heart, leaped on Rocinante, and + bracing his buckler on his arm, brought his pike to the slope, and said, + "Friend Sancho, know that I by Heaven's will have been born in this our + iron age to revive in it the age of gold, or the golden as it is + called; I am he for whom perils, mighty achievements, and valiant deeds + are reserved; I am, I say again, he who is to revive the Knights of the + Round Table, the Twelve of France and the Nine Worthies; and he who is to + consign to oblivion the Platirs, the Tablantes, the Olivantes and + Tirantes, the Phoebuses and Belianises, with the whole herd of famous + knights-errant of days gone by, performing in these in which I live such + exploits, marvels, and feats of arms as shall obscure their brightest + deeds. Thou dost mark well, faithful and trusty squire, the gloom of this + night, its strange silence, the dull confused murmur of those trees, the + awful sound of that water in quest of which we came, that seems as though + it were precipitating and dashing itself down from the lofty mountains of + the Moon, and that incessant hammering that wounds and pains our ears; + which things all together and each of itself are enough to instil fear, + dread, and dismay into the breast of Mars himself, much more into one not + used to hazards and adventures of the kind. Well, then, all this that I + put before thee is but an incentive and stimulant to my spirit, making my + heart burst in my bosom through eagerness to engage in this adventure, + arduous as it promises to be; therefore tighten Rocinante's girths a + little, and God be with thee; wait for me here three days and no more, and + if in that time I come not back, thou canst return to our village, and + thence, to do me a favour and a service, thou wilt go to El Toboso, where + thou shalt say to my incomparable lady Dulcinea that her captive knight + hath died in attempting things that might make him worthy of being called + hers." + </p> + <p> + When Sancho heard his master's words he began to weep in the most pathetic + way, saying: + </p> + <p> + "Senor, I know not why your worship wants to attempt this so dreadful + adventure; it is night now, no one sees us here, we can easily turn about + and take ourselves out of danger, even if we don't drink for three days to + come; and as there is no one to see us, all the less will there be anyone + to set us down as cowards; besides, I have many a time heard the curate of + our village, whom your worship knows well, preach that he who seeks danger + perishes in it; so it is not right to tempt God by trying so tremendous a + feat from which there can be no escape save by a miracle, and Heaven has + performed enough of them for your worship in delivering you from being + blanketed as I was, and bringing you out victorious and safe and sound + from among all those enemies that were with the dead man; and if all this + does not move or soften that hard heart, let this thought and reflection + move it, that you will have hardly quitted this spot when from pure fear I + shall yield my soul up to anyone that will take it. I left home and wife + and children to come and serve your worship, trusting to do better and not + worse; but as covetousness bursts the bag, it has rent my hopes asunder, + for just as I had them highest about getting that wretched unlucky island + your worship has so often promised me, I see that instead and in lieu of + it you mean to desert me now in a place so far from human reach: for God's + sake, master mine, deal not so unjustly by me, and if your worship will + not entirely give up attempting this feat, at least put it off till + morning, for by what the lore I learned when I was a shepherd tells me it + cannot want three hours of dawn now, because the mouth of the Horn is + overhead and makes midnight in the line of the left arm." + </p> + <p> + "How canst thou see, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "where it makes that line, + or where this mouth or this occiput is that thou talkest of, when the + night is so dark that there is not a star to be seen in the whole heaven?" + </p> + <p> + "That's true," said Sancho, "but fear has sharp eyes, and sees things + underground, much more above in heavens; besides, there is good reason to + show that it now wants but little of day." + </p> + <p> + "Let it want what it may," replied Don Quixote, "it shall not be said of + me now or at any time that tears or entreaties turned me aside from doing + what was in accordance with knightly usage; and so I beg of thee, Sancho, + to hold thy peace, for God, who has put it into my heart to undertake now + this so unexampled and terrible adventure, will take care to watch over my + safety and console thy sorrow; what thou hast to do is to tighten + Rocinante's girths well, and wait here, for I shall come back shortly, + alive or dead." + </p> + <p> + Sancho perceiving it his master's final resolve, and how little his tears, + counsels, and entreaties prevailed with him, determined to have recourse + to his own ingenuity and compel him, if he could, to wait till daylight; + and so, while tightening the girths of the horse, he quietly and without + being felt, with his ass' halter tied both Rocinante's legs, so that when + Don Quixote strove to go he was unable as the horse could only move by + jumps. Seeing the success of his trick, Sancho Panza said: + </p> + <p> + "See there, senor! Heaven, moved by my tears and prayers, has so ordered + it that Rocinante cannot stir; and if you will be obstinate, and spur and + strike him, you will only provoke fortune, and kick, as they say, against + the pricks." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote at this grew desperate, but the more he drove his heels into + the horse, the less he stirred him; and not having any suspicion of the + tying, he was fain to resign himself and wait till daybreak or until + Rocinante could move, firmly persuaded that all this came of something + other than Sancho's ingenuity. So he said to him, "As it is so, Sancho, + and as Rocinante cannot move, I am content to wait till dawn smiles upon + us, even though I weep while it delays its coming." + </p> + <p> + "There is no need to weep," answered Sancho, "for I will amuse your + worship by telling stories from this till daylight, unless indeed you like + to dismount and lie down to sleep a little on the green grass after the + fashion of knights-errant, so as to be fresher when day comes and the + moment arrives for attempting this extraordinary adventure you are looking + forward to." + </p> + <p> + "What art thou talking about dismounting or sleeping for?" said Don + Quixote. "Am I, thinkest thou, one of those knights that take their rest + in the presence of danger? Sleep thou who art born to sleep, or do as thou + wilt, for I will act as I think most consistent with my character." + </p> + <p> + "Be not angry, master mine," replied Sancho, "I did not mean to say that;" + and coming close to him he laid one hand on the pommel of the saddle and + the other on the cantle so that he held his master's left thigh in his + embrace, not daring to separate a finger's width from him; so much afraid + was he of the strokes which still resounded with a regular beat. Don + Quixote bade him tell some story to amuse him as he had proposed, to which + Sancho replied that he would if his dread of what he heard would let him; + "Still," said he, "I will strive to tell a story which, if I can manage to + relate it, and nobody interferes with the telling, is the best of stories, + and let your worship give me your attention, for here I begin. What was, + was; and may the good that is to come be for all, and the evil for him who + goes to look for it—your worship must know that the beginning the + old folk used to put to their tales was not just as each one pleased; it + was a maxim of Cato Zonzorino the Roman, that says 'the evil for him that + goes to look for it,' and it comes as pat to the purpose now as ring to + finger, to show that your worship should keep quiet and not go looking for + evil in any quarter, and that we should go back by some other road, since + nobody forces us to follow this in which so many terrors affright us." + </p> + <p> + "Go on with thy story, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and leave the choice of + our road to my care." + </p> + <p> + "I say then," continued Sancho, "that in a village of Estremadura there + was a goat-shepherd—that is to say, one who tended goats—which + shepherd or goatherd, as my story goes, was called Lope Ruiz, and this + Lope Ruiz was in love with a shepherdess called Torralva, which + shepherdess called Torralva was the daughter of a rich grazier, and this + rich grazier-" + </p> + <p> + "If that is the way thou tellest thy tale, Sancho," said Don Quixote, + "repeating twice all thou hast to say, thou wilt not have done these two + days; go straight on with it, and tell it like a reasonable man, or else + say nothing." + </p> + <p> + "Tales are always told in my country in the very way I am telling this," + answered Sancho, "and I cannot tell it in any other, nor is it right of + your worship to ask me to make new customs." + </p> + <p> + "Tell it as thou wilt," replied Don Quixote; "and as fate will have it + that I cannot help listening to thee, go on." + </p> + <p> + "And so, lord of my soul," continued Sancho, as I have said, this shepherd + was in love with Torralva the shepherdess, who was a wild buxom lass with + something of the look of a man about her, for she had little moustaches; I + fancy I see her now." + </p> + <p> + "Then you knew her?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I did not know her," said Sancho, "but he who told me the story said it + was so true and certain that when I told it to another I might safely + declare and swear I had seen it all myself. And so in course of time, the + devil, who never sleeps and puts everything in confusion, contrived that + the love the shepherd bore the shepherdess turned into hatred and + ill-will, and the reason, according to evil tongues, was some little + jealousy she caused him that crossed the line and trespassed on forbidden + ground; and so much did the shepherd hate her from that time forward that, + in order to escape from her, he determined to quit the country and go + where he should never set eyes on her again. Torralva, when she found + herself spurned by Lope, was immediately smitten with love for him, though + she had never loved him before." + </p> + <p> + "That is the natural way of women," said Don Quixote, "to scorn the one + that loves them, and love the one that hates them: go on, Sancho." + </p> + <p> + "It came to pass," said Sancho, "that the shepherd carried out his + intention, and driving his goats before him took his way across the plains + of Estremadura to pass over into the Kingdom of Portugal. Torralva, who + knew of it, went after him, and on foot and barefoot followed him at a + distance, with a pilgrim's staff in her hand and a scrip round her neck, + in which she carried, it is said, a bit of looking-glass and a piece of a + comb and some little pot or other of paint for her face; but let her carry + what she did, I am not going to trouble myself to prove it; all I say is, + that the shepherd, they say, came with his flock to cross over the river + Guadiana, which was at that time swollen and almost overflowing its banks, + and at the spot he came to there was neither ferry nor boat nor anyone to + carry him or his flock to the other side, at which he was much vexed, for + he perceived that Torralva was approaching and would give him great + annoyance with her tears and entreaties; however, he went looking about so + closely that he discovered a fisherman who had alongside of him a boat so + small that it could only hold one person and one goat; but for all that he + spoke to him and agreed with him to carry himself and his three hundred + goats across. The fisherman got into the boat and carried one goat over; + he came back and carried another over; he came back again, and again + brought over another—let your worship keep count of the goats the + fisherman is taking across, for if one escapes the memory there will be an + end of the story, and it will be impossible to tell another word of it. To + proceed, I must tell you the landing place on the other side was miry and + slippery, and the fisherman lost a great deal of time in going and coming; + still he returned for another goat, and another, and another." + </p> + <p> + "Take it for granted he brought them all across," said Don Quixote, "and + don't keep going and coming in this way, or thou wilt not make an end of + bringing them over this twelvemonth." + </p> + <p> + "How many have gone across so far?" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "How the devil do I know?" replied Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "There it is," said Sancho, "what I told you, that you must keep a good + count; well then, by God, there is an end of the story, for there is no + going any farther." + </p> + <p> + "How can that be?" said Don Quixote; "is it so essential to the story to + know to a nicety the goats that have crossed over, that if there be a + mistake of one in the reckoning, thou canst not go on with it?" + </p> + <p> + "No, senor, not a bit," replied Sancho; "for when I asked your worship to + tell me how many goats had crossed, and you answered you did not know, at + that very instant all I had to say passed away out of my memory, and, + faith, there was much virtue in it, and entertainment." + </p> + <p> + "So, then," said Don Quixote, "the story has come to an end?" + </p> + <p> + "As much as my mother has," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "In truth," said Don Quixote, "thou hast told one of the rarest stories, + tales, or histories, that anyone in the world could have imagined, and + such a way of telling it and ending it was never seen nor will be in a + lifetime; though I expected nothing else from thy excellent understanding. + But I do not wonder, for perhaps those ceaseless strokes may have confused + thy wits." + </p> + <p> + "All that may be," replied Sancho, "but I know that as to my story, all + that can be said is that it ends there where the mistake in the count of + the passage of the goats begins." + </p> + <p> + "Let it end where it will, well and good," said Don Quixote, "and let us + see if Rocinante can go;" and again he spurred him, and again Rocinante + made jumps and remained where he was, so well tied was he. + </p> + <p> + Just then, whether it was the cold of the morning that was now + approaching, or that he had eaten something laxative at supper, or that it + was only natural (as is most likely), Sancho felt a desire to do what no + one could do for him; but so great was the fear that had penetrated his + heart, he dared not separate himself from his master by as much as the + black of his nail; to escape doing what he wanted was, however, also + impossible; so what he did for peace's sake was to remove his right hand, + which held the back of the saddle, and with it to untie gently and + silently the running string which alone held up his breeches, so that on + loosening it they at once fell down round his feet like fetters; he then + raised his shirt as well as he could and bared his hind quarters, no slim + ones. But, this accomplished, which he fancied was all he had to do to get + out of this terrible strait and embarrassment, another still greater + difficulty presented itself, for it seemed to him impossible to relieve + himself without making some noise, and he ground his teeth and squeezed + his shoulders together, holding his breath as much as he could; but in + spite of his precautions he was unlucky enough after all to make a little + noise, very different from that which was causing him so much fear. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19c" id="c19c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c19c.jpg (308K)" src="images/c19c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c19c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, hearing it, said, "What noise is that, Sancho?" + </p> + <p> + "I don't know, senor," said he; "it must be something new, for adventures + and misadventures never begin with a trifle." Once more he tried his luck, + and succeeded so well, that without any further noise or disturbance he + found himself relieved of the burden that had given him so much + discomfort. But as Don Quixote's sense of smell was as acute as his + hearing, and as Sancho was so closely linked with him that the fumes rose + almost in a straight line, it could not be but that some should reach his + nose, and as soon as they did he came to its relief by compressing it + between his fingers, saying in a rather snuffing tone, "Sancho, it strikes + me thou art in great fear." + </p> + <p> + "I am," answered Sancho; "but how does your worship perceive it now more + than ever?" + </p> + <p> + "Because just now thou smellest stronger than ever, and not of ambergris," + answered Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Very likely," said Sancho, "but that's not my fault, but your worship's, + for leading me about at unseasonable hours and at such unwonted paces." + </p> + <p> + "Then go back three or four, my friend," said Don Quixote, all the time + with his fingers to his nose; "and for the future pay more attention to + thy person and to what thou owest to mine; for it is my great familiarity + with thee that has bred this contempt." + </p> + <p> + "I'll bet," replied Sancho, "that your worship thinks I have done + something I ought not with my person." + </p> + <p> + "It makes it worse to stir it, friend Sancho," returned Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + With this and other talk of the same sort master and man passed the night, + till Sancho, perceiving that daybreak was coming on apace, very cautiously + untied Rocinante and tied up his breeches. As soon as Rocinante found + himself free, though by nature he was not at all mettlesome, he seemed to + feel lively and began pawing—for as to capering, begging his pardon, + he knew not what it meant. Don Quixote, then, observing that Rocinante + could move, took it as a good sign and a signal that he should attempt the + dread adventure. By this time day had fully broken and everything showed + distinctly, and Don Quixote saw that he was among some tall trees, + chestnuts, which cast a very deep shade; he perceived likewise that the + sound of the strokes did not cease, but could not discover what caused it, + and so without any further delay he let Rocinante feel the spur, and once + more taking leave of Sancho, he told him to wait for him there three days + at most, as he had said before, and if he should not have returned by that + time, he might feel sure it had been God's will that he should end his + days in that perilous adventure. He again repeated the message and + commission with which he was to go on his behalf to his lady Dulcinea, and + said he was not to be uneasy as to the payment of his services, for before + leaving home he had made his will, in which he would find himself fully + recompensed in the matter of wages in due proportion to the time he had + served; but if God delivered him safe, sound, and unhurt out of that + danger, he might look upon the promised island as much more than certain. + Sancho began to weep afresh on again hearing the affecting words of his + good master, and resolved to stay with him until the final issue and end + of the business. From these tears and this honourable resolve of Sancho + Panza's the author of this history infers that he must have been of good + birth and at least an old Christian; and the feeling he displayed touched + his but not so much as to make him show any weakness; on the contrary, + hiding what he felt as well as he could, he began to move towards that + quarter whence the sound of the water and of the strokes seemed to come. + </p> + <p> + Sancho followed him on foot, leading by the halter, as his custom was, his + ass, his constant comrade in prosperity or adversity; and advancing some + distance through the shady chestnut trees they came upon a little meadow + at the foot of some high rocks, down which a mighty rush of water flung + itself. At the foot of the rocks were some rudely constructed houses + looking more like ruins than houses, from among which came, they + perceived, the din and clatter of blows, which still continued without + intermission. Rocinante took fright at the noise of the water and of the + blows, but quieting him Don Quixote advanced step by step towards the + houses, commending himself with all his heart to his lady, imploring her + support in that dread pass and enterprise, and on the way commending + himself to God, too, not to forget him. Sancho who never quitted his side, + stretched his neck as far as he could and peered between the legs of + Rocinante to see if he could now discover what it was that caused him such + fear and apprehension. They went it might be a hundred paces farther, when + on turning a corner the true cause, beyond the possibility of any mistake, + of that dread-sounding and to them awe-inspiring noise that had kept them + all the night in such fear and perplexity, appeared plain and obvious; and + it was (if, reader, thou art not disgusted and disappointed) six fulling + hammers which by their alternate strokes made all the din. + </p> + <p> + When Don Quixote perceived what it was, he was struck dumb and rigid from + head to foot. Sancho glanced at him and saw him with his head bent down + upon his breast in manifest mortification; and Don Quixote glanced at + Sancho and saw him with his cheeks puffed out and his mouth full of + laughter, and evidently ready to explode with it, and in spite of his + vexation he could not help laughing at the sight of him; and when Sancho + saw his master begin he let go so heartily that he had to hold his sides + with both hands to keep himself from bursting with laughter. Four times he + stopped, and as many times did his laughter break out afresh with the same + violence as at first, whereat Don Quixote grew furious, above all when he + heard him say mockingly, "Thou must know, friend Sancho, that of Heaven's + will I was born in this our iron age to revive in it the golden or age of + gold; I am he for whom are reserved perils, mighty achievements, valiant + deeds;" and here he went on repeating the words that Don Quixote uttered + the first time they heard the awful strokes. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, then, seeing that Sancho was turning him into ridicule, was + so mortified and vexed that he lifted up his pike and smote him two such + blows that if, instead of catching them on his shoulders, he had caught + them on his head there would have been no wages to pay, unless indeed to + his heirs. Sancho seeing that he was getting an awkward return in earnest + for his jest, and fearing his master might carry it still further, said to + him very humbly, "Calm yourself, sir, for by God I am only joking." + </p> + <p> + "Well, then, if you are joking I am not," replied Don Quixote. "Look here, + my lively gentleman, if these, instead of being fulling hammers, had been + some perilous adventure, have I not, think you, shown the courage required + for the attempt and achievement? Am I, perchance, being, as I am, a + gentleman, bound to know and distinguish sounds and tell whether they come + from fulling mills or not; and that, when perhaps, as is the case, I have + never in my life seen any as you have, low boor as you are, that have been + born and bred among them? But turn me these six hammers into six giants, + and bring them to beard me, one by one or all together, and if I do not + knock them head over heels, then make what mockery you like of me." + </p> + <p> + "No more of that, senor," returned Sancho; "I own I went a little too far + with the joke. But tell me, your worship, now that peace is made between + us (and may God bring you out of all the adventures that may befall you as + safe and sound as he has brought you out of this one), was it not a thing + to laugh at, and is it not a good story, the great fear we were in?—at + least that I was in; for as to your worship I see now that you neither + know nor understand what either fear or dismay is." + </p> + <p> + "I do not deny," said Don Quixote, "that what happened to us may be worth + laughing at, but it is not worth making a story about, for it is not + everyone that is shrewd enough to hit the right point of a thing." + </p> + <p> + "At any rate," said Sancho, "your worship knew how to hit the right point + with your pike, aiming at my head and hitting me on the shoulders, thanks + be to God and my own smartness in dodging it. But let that pass; all will + come out in the scouring; for I have heard say 'he loves thee well that + makes thee weep;' and moreover that it is the way with great lords after + any hard words they give a servant to give him a pair of breeches; though + I do not know what they give after blows, unless it be that knights-errant + after blows give islands, or kingdoms on the mainland." + </p> + <p> + "It may be on the dice," said Don Quixote, "that all thou sayest will come + true; overlook the past, for thou art shrewd enough to know that our first + movements are not in our own control; and one thing for the future bear in + mind, that thou curb and restrain thy loquacity in my company; for in all + the books of chivalry that I have read, and they are innumerable, I never + met with a squire who talked so much to his lord as thou dost to thine; + and in fact I feel it to be a great fault of thine and of mine: of thine, + that thou hast so little respect for me; of mine, that I do not make + myself more respected. There was Gandalin, the squire of Amadis of Gaul, + that was Count of the Insula Firme, and we read of him that he always + addressed his lord with his cap in his hand, his head bowed down and his + body bent double, more turquesco. And then, what shall we say of Gasabal, + the squire of Galaor, who was so silent that in order to indicate to us + the greatness of his marvellous taciturnity his name is only once + mentioned in the whole of that history, as long as it is truthful? From + all I have said thou wilt gather, Sancho, that there must be a difference + between master and man, between lord and lackey, between knight and + squire: so that from this day forward in our intercourse we must observe + more respect and take less liberties, for in whatever way I may be + provoked with you it will be bad for the pitcher. The favours and benefits + that I have promised you will come in due time, and if they do not your + wages at least will not be lost, as I have already told you." + </p> + <p> + "All that your worship says is very well," said Sancho, "but I should like + to know (in case the time of favours should not come, and it might be + necessary to fall back upon wages) how much did the squire of a + knight-errant get in those days, and did they agree by the month, or by + the day like bricklayers?" + </p> + <p> + "I do not believe," replied Don Quixote, "that such squires were ever on + wages, but were dependent on favour; and if I have now mentioned thine in + the sealed will I have left at home, it was with a view to what may + happen; for as yet I know not how chivalry will turn out in these wretched + times of ours, and I do not wish my soul to suffer for trifles in the + other world; for I would have thee know, Sancho, that in this there is no + condition more hazardous than that of adventurers." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Sancho, "since the mere noise of the hammers of a + fulling mill can disturb and disquiet the heart of such a valiant errant + adventurer as your worship; but you may be sure I will not open my lips + henceforward to make light of anything of your worship's, but only to + honour you as my master and natural lord." + </p> + <p> + "By so doing," replied Don Quixote, "shalt thou live long on the face of + the earth; for next to parents, masters are to be respected as though they + were parents." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c19e" id="c19e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c19e.jpg (33K)" src="images/c19e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch21" id="ch21"></a>CHAPTER XXI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET, + TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE KNIGHT + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c20a" id="c20a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c20a.jpg (73K)" src="images/c20a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c20a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + It now began to rain a little, and Sancho was for going into the fulling + mills, but Don Quixote had taken such an abhorrence to them on account of + the late joke that he would not enter them on any account; so turning + aside to right they came upon another road, different from that which they + had taken the night before. Shortly afterwards Don Quixote perceived a man + on horseback who wore on his head something that shone like gold, and the + moment he saw him he turned to Sancho and said: + </p> + <p> + "I think, Sancho, there is no proverb that is not true, all being maxims + drawn from experience itself, the mother of all the sciences, especially + that one that says, 'Where one door shuts, another opens.' I say so + because if last night fortune shut the door of the adventure we were + looking for against us, cheating us with the fulling mills, it now opens + wide another one for another better and more certain adventure, and if I + do not contrive to enter it, it will be my own fault, and I cannot lay it + to my ignorance of fulling mills, or the darkness of the night. I say this + because, if I mistake not, there comes towards us one who wears on his + head the helmet of Mambrino, concerning which I took the oath thou + rememberest." + </p> + <p> + "Mind what you say, your worship, and still more what you do," said + Sancho, "for I don't want any more fulling mills to finish off fulling and + knocking our senses out." + </p> + <p> + "The devil take thee, man," said Don Quixote; "what has a helmet to do + with fulling mills?" + </p> + <p> + "I don't know," replied Sancho, "but, faith, if I might speak as I used, + perhaps I could give such reasons that your worship would see you were + mistaken in what you say." + </p> + <p> + "How can I be mistaken in what I say, unbelieving traitor?" returned Don + Quixote; "tell me, seest thou not yonder knight coming towards us on a + dappled grey steed, who has upon his head a helmet of gold?" + </p> + <p> + "What I see and make out," answered Sancho, "is only a man on a grey ass + like my own, who has something that shines on his head." + </p> + <p> + "Well, that is the helmet of Mambrino," said Don Quixote; "stand to one + side and leave me alone with him; thou shalt see how, without saying a + word, to save time, I shall bring this adventure to an issue and possess + myself of the helmet I have so longed for." + </p> + <p> + "I will take care to stand aside," said Sancho; "but God grant, I say once + more, that it may be marjoram and not fulling mills." + </p> + <p> + "I have told thee, brother, on no account to mention those fulling mills + to me again," said Don Quixote, "or I vow—and I say no more—I'll + full the soul out of you." + </p> + <p> + Sancho held his peace in dread lest his master should carry out the vow he + had hurled like a bowl at him. + </p> + <p> + The fact of the matter as regards the helmet, steed, and knight that Don + Quixote saw, was this. In that neighbourhood there were two villages, one + of them so small that it had neither apothecary's shop nor barber, which + the other that was close to it had, so the barber of the larger served the + smaller, and in it there was a sick man who required to be bled and + another man who wanted to be shaved, and on this errand the barber was + going, carrying with him a brass basin; but as luck would have it, as he + was on the way it began to rain, and not to spoil his hat, which probably + was a new one, he put the basin on his head, and being clean it glittered + at half a league's distance. He rode upon a grey ass, as Sancho said, and + this was what made it seem to Don Quixote to be a dapple-grey steed and a + knight and a golden helmet; for everything he saw he made to fall in with + his crazy chivalry and ill-errant notions; and when he saw the poor knight + draw near, without entering into any parley with him, at Rocinante's top + speed he bore down upon him with the pike pointed low, fully determined to + run him through and through, and as he reached him, without checking the + fury of his charge, he cried to him: + </p> + <p> + "Defend thyself, miserable being, or yield me of thine own accord that + which is so reasonably my due." + </p> + <p> + The barber, who without any expectation or apprehension of it saw this + apparition coming down upon him, had no other way of saving himself from + the stroke of the lance but to let himself fall off his ass; and no sooner + had he touched the ground than he sprang up more nimbly than a deer and + sped away across the plain faster than the wind. + </p> + <p> + He left the basin on the ground, with which Don Quixote contented himself, + saying that the pagan had shown his discretion and imitated the beaver, + which finding itself pressed by the hunters bites and cuts off with its + teeth that for which, by its natural instinct, it knows it is pursued. + </p> + <p> + He told Sancho to pick up the helmet, and he taking it in his hands said: + </p> + <p> + "By God the basin is a good one, and worth a real of eight if it is worth + a maravedis," and handed it to his master, who immediately put it on his + head, turning it round, now this way, now that, in search of fitment, and + not finding it he said, "Clearly the pagan to whose measure this famous + head-piece was first forged must have had a very large head; but the worst + of it is half of it is wanting." + </p> + <p> + When Sancho heard him call the basin a headpiece he was unable to restrain + his laughter, but remembering his master's wrath he checked himself in the + midst of it. + </p> + <p> + "What art thou laughing at, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I am laughing," said he, "to think of the great head the pagan must have + had who owned this helmet, for it looks exactly like a regular barber's + basin." + </p> + <p> + "Dost thou know what I suspect, Sancho?" said Don Quixote; "that this + wonderful piece of this enchanted helmet must by some strange accident + have come into the hands of some one who was unable to recognise or + realise its value, and who, not knowing what he did, and seeing it to be + of the purest gold, must have melted down one half for the sake of what it + might be worth, and of the other made this which is like a barber's basin + as thou sayest; but be it as it may, to me who recognise it, its + transformation makes no difference, for I will set it to rights at the + first village where there is a blacksmith, and in such style that that + helmet the god of smithies forged for the god of battles shall not surpass + it or even come up to it; and in the meantime I will wear it as well as I + can, for something is better than nothing; all the more as it will be + quite enough to protect me from any chance blow of a stone." + </p> + <p> + "That is," said Sancho, "if it is not shot with a sling as they were in + the battle of the two armies, when they signed the cross on your worship's + grinders and smashed the flask with that blessed draught that made me + vomit my bowels up." + </p> + <p> + "It does not grieve me much to have lost it," said Don Quixote, "for thou + knowest, Sancho, that I have the receipt in my memory." + </p> + <p> + "So have I," answered Sancho, "but if ever I make it, or try it again as + long as I live, may this be my last hour; moreover, I have no intention of + putting myself in the way of wanting it, for I mean, with all my five + senses, to keep myself from being wounded or from wounding anyone: as to + being blanketed again I say nothing, for it is hard to prevent mishaps of + that sort, and if they come there is nothing for it but to squeeze our + shoulders together, hold our breath, shut our eyes, and let ourselves go + where luck and the blanket may send us." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art a bad Christian, Sancho," said Don Quixote on hearing this, "for + once an injury has been done thee thou never forgettest it: but know that + it is the part of noble and generous hearts not to attach importance to + trifles. What lame leg hast thou got by it, what broken rib, what cracked + head, that thou canst not forget that jest? For jest and sport it was, + properly regarded, and had I not seen it in that light I would have + returned and done more mischief in revenging thee than the Greeks did for + the rape of Helen, who, if she were alive now, or if my Dulcinea had lived + then, might depend upon it she would not be so famous for her beauty as + she is;" and here he heaved a sigh and sent it aloft; and said Sancho, + "Let it pass for a jest as it cannot be revenged in earnest, but I know + what sort of jest and earnest it was, and I know it will never be rubbed + out of my memory any more than off my shoulders. But putting that aside, + will your worship tell me what are we to do with this dapple-grey steed + that looks like a grey ass, which that Martino that your worship overthrew + has left deserted here? for, from the way he took to his heels and bolted, + he is not likely ever to come back for it; and by my beard but the grey is + a good one." + </p> + <p> + "I have never been in the habit," said Don Quixote, "of taking spoil of + those whom I vanquish, nor is it the practice of chivalry to take away + their horses and leave them to go on foot, unless indeed it be that the + victor have lost his own in the combat, in which case it is lawful to take + that of the vanquished as a thing won in lawful war; therefore, Sancho, + leave this horse, or ass, or whatever thou wilt have it to be; for when + its owner sees us gone hence he will come back for it." + </p> + <p> + "God knows I should like to take it," returned Sancho, "or at least to + change it for my own, which does not seem to me as good a one: verily the + laws of chivalry are strict, since they cannot be stretched to let one ass + be changed for another; I should like to know if I might at least change + trappings." + </p> + <p> + "On that head I am not quite certain," answered Don Quixote, "and the + matter being doubtful, pending better information, I say thou mayest + change them, if so be thou hast urgent need of them." + </p> + <p> + "So urgent is it," answered Sancho, "that if they were for my own person I + could not want them more;" and forthwith, fortified by this licence, he + effected the mutatio capparum, rigging out his beast to the ninety-nines + and making quite another thing of it. This done, they broke their fast on + the remains of the spoils of war plundered from the sumpter mule, and + drank of the brook that flowed from the fulling mills, without casting a + look in that direction, in such loathing did they hold them for the alarm + they had caused them; and, all anger and gloom removed, they mounted and, + without taking any fixed road (not to fix upon any being the proper thing + for true knights-errant), they set out, guided by Rocinante's will, which + carried along with it that of his master, not to say that of the ass, + which always followed him wherever he led, lovingly and sociably; + nevertheless they returned to the high road, and pursued it at a venture + without any other aim. + </p> + <p> + As they went along, then, in this way Sancho said to his master, "Senor, + would your worship give me leave to speak a little to you? For since you + laid that hard injunction of silence on me several things have gone to rot + in my stomach, and I have now just one on the tip of my tongue that I + don't want to be spoiled." + </p> + <p> + "Say, on, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and be brief in thy discourse, for + there is no pleasure in one that is long." + </p> + <p> + "Well then, senor," returned Sancho, "I say that for some days past I have + been considering how little is got or gained by going in search of these + adventures that your worship seeks in these wilds and cross-roads, where, + even if the most perilous are victoriously achieved, there is no one to + see or know of them, and so they must be left untold for ever, to the loss + of your worship's object and the credit they deserve; therefore it seems + to me it would be better (saving your worship's better judgment) if we + were to go and serve some emperor or other great prince who may have some + war on hand, in whose service your worship may prove the worth of your + person, your great might, and greater understanding, on perceiving which + the lord in whose service we may be will perforce have to reward us, each + according to his merits; and there you will not be at a loss for some one + to set down your achievements in writing so as to preserve their memory + for ever. Of my own I say nothing, as they will not go beyond squirely + limits, though I make bold to say that, if it be the practice in chivalry + to write the achievements of squires, I think mine must not be left out." + </p> + <p> + "Thou speakest not amiss, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "but before that + point is reached it is requisite to roam the world, as it were on + probation, seeking adventures, in order that, by achieving some, name and + fame may be acquired, such that when he betakes himself to the court of + some great monarch the knight may be already known by his deeds, and that + the boys, the instant they see him enter the gate of the city, may all + follow him and surround him, crying, 'This is the Knight of the Sun'-or + the Serpent, or any other title under which he may have achieved great + deeds. 'This,' they will say, 'is he who vanquished in single combat the + gigantic Brocabruno of mighty strength; he who delivered the great + Mameluke of Persia out of the long enchantment under which he had been for + almost nine hundred years.' So from one to another they will go + proclaiming his achievements; and presently at the tumult of the boys and + the others the king of that kingdom will appear at the windows of his + royal palace, and as soon as he beholds the knight, recognising him by his + arms and the device on his shield, he will as a matter of course say, + 'What ho! Forth all ye, the knights of my court, to receive the flower of + chivalry who cometh hither!' At which command all will issue forth, and he + himself, advancing half-way down the stairs, will embrace him closely, and + salute him, kissing him on the cheek, and will then lead him to the + queen's chamber, where the knight will find her with the princess her + daughter, who will be one of the most beautiful and accomplished damsels + that could with the utmost pains be discovered anywhere in the known + world. Straightway it will come to pass that she will fix her eyes upon + the knight and he his upon her, and each will seem to the other something + more divine than human, and, without knowing how or why they will be taken + and entangled in the inextricable toils of love, and sorely distressed in + their hearts not to see any way of making their pains and sufferings known + by speech. Thence they will lead him, no doubt, to some richly adorned + chamber of the palace, where, having removed his armour, they will bring + him a rich mantle of scarlet wherewith to robe himself, and if he looked + noble in his armour he will look still more so in a doublet. When night + comes he will sup with the king, queen, and princess; and all the time he + will never take his eyes off her, stealing stealthy glances, unnoticed by + those present, and she will do the same, and with equal cautiousness, + being, as I have said, a damsel of great discretion. The tables being + removed, suddenly through the door of the hall there will enter a hideous + and diminutive dwarf followed by a fair dame, between two giants, who + comes with a certain adventure, the work of an ancient sage; and he who + shall achieve it shall be deemed the best knight in the world. + </p> + <p> + "The king will then command all those present to essay it, and none will + bring it to an end and conclusion save the stranger knight, to the great + enhancement of his fame, whereat the princess will be overjoyed and will + esteem herself happy and fortunate in having fixed and placed her thoughts + so high. And the best of it is that this king, or prince, or whatever he + is, is engaged in a very bitter war with another as powerful as himself, + and the stranger knight, after having been some days at his court, + requests leave from him to go and serve him in the said war. The king will + grant it very readily, and the knight will courteously kiss his hands for + the favour done to him; and that night he will take leave of his lady the + princess at the grating of the chamber where she sleeps, which looks upon + a garden, and at which he has already many times conversed with her, the + go-between and confidante in the matter being a damsel much trusted by the + princess. He will sigh, she will swoon, the damsel will fetch water, much + distressed because morning approaches, and for the honour of her lady he + would not that they were discovered; at last the princess will come to + herself and will present her white hands through the grating to the + knight, who will kiss them a thousand and a thousand times, bathing them + with his tears. It will be arranged between them how they are to inform + each other of their good or evil fortunes, and the princess will entreat + him to make his absence as short as possible, which he will promise to do + with many oaths; once more he kisses her hands, and takes his leave in + such grief that he is well-nigh ready to die. He betakes him thence to his + chamber, flings himself on his bed, cannot sleep for sorrow at parting, + rises early in the morning, goes to take leave of the king, queen, and + princess, and, as he takes his leave of the pair, it is told him that the + princess is indisposed and cannot receive a visit; the knight thinks it is + from grief at his departure, his heart is pierced, and he is hardly able + to keep from showing his pain. The confidante is present, observes all, + goes to tell her mistress, who listens with tears and says that one of her + greatest distresses is not knowing who this knight is, and whether he is + of kingly lineage or not; the damsel assures her that so much courtesy, + gentleness, and gallantry of bearing as her knight possesses could not + exist in any save one who was royal and illustrious; her anxiety is thus + relieved, and she strives to be of good cheer lest she should excite + suspicion in her parents, and at the end of two days she appears in + public. Meanwhile the knight has taken his departure; he fights in the + war, conquers the king's enemy, wins many cities, triumphs in many + battles, returns to the court, sees his lady where he was wont to see her, + and it is agreed that he shall demand her in marriage of her parents as + the reward of his services; the king is unwilling to give her, as he knows + not who he is, but nevertheless, whether carried off or in whatever other + way it may be, the princess comes to be his bride, and her father comes to + regard it as very good fortune; for it so happens that this knight is + proved to be the son of a valiant king of some kingdom, I know not what, + for I fancy it is not likely to be on the map. The father dies, the + princess inherits, and in two words the knight becomes king. And here + comes in at once the bestowal of rewards upon his squire and all who have + aided him in rising to so exalted a rank. He marries his squire to a + damsel of the princess's, who will be, no doubt, the one who was + confidante in their amour, and is daughter of a very great duke." + </p> + <p> + "That's what I want, and no mistake about it!" said Sancho. "That's what + I'm waiting for; for all this, word for word, is in store for your worship + under the title of the Knight of the Rueful Countenance." + </p> + <p> + "Thou needst not doubt it, Sancho," replied Don Quixote, "for in the same + manner, and by the same steps as I have described here, knights-errant + rise and have risen to be kings and emperors; all we want now is to find + out what king, Christian or pagan, is at war and has a beautiful daughter; + but there will be time enough to think of that, for, as I have told thee, + fame must be won in other quarters before repairing to the court. There is + another thing, too, that is wanting; for supposing we find a king who is + at war and has a beautiful daughter, and that I have won incredible fame + throughout the universe, I know not how it can be made out that I am of + royal lineage, or even second cousin to an emperor; for the king will not + be willing to give me his daughter in marriage unless he is first + thoroughly satisfied on this point, however much my famous deeds may + deserve it; so that by this deficiency I fear I shall lose what my arm has + fairly earned. True it is I am a gentleman of known house, of estate and + property, and entitled to the five hundred sueldos mulct; and it may be + that the sage who shall write my history will so clear up my ancestry and + pedigree that I may find myself fifth or sixth in descent from a king; for + I would have thee know, Sancho, that there are two kinds of lineages in + the world; some there be tracing and deriving their descent from kings and + princes, whom time has reduced little by little until they end in a point + like a pyramid upside down; and others who spring from the common herd and + go on rising step by step until they come to be great lords; so that the + difference is that the one were what they no longer are, and the others + are what they formerly were not. And I may be of such that after + investigation my origin may prove great and famous, with which the king, + my father-in-law that is to be, ought to be satisfied; and should he not + be, the princess will so love me that even though she well knew me to be + the son of a water-carrier, she will take me for her lord and husband in + spite of her father; if not, then it comes to seizing her and carrying her + off where I please; for time or death will put an end to the wrath of her + parents." + </p> + <p> + "It comes to this, too," said Sancho, "what some naughty people say, + 'Never ask as a favour what thou canst take by force;' though it would fit + better to say, 'A clear escape is better than good men's prayers.' I say + so because if my lord the king, your worship's father-in-law, will not + condescend to give you my lady the princess, there is nothing for it but, + as your worship says, to seize her and transport her. But the mischief is + that until peace is made and you come into the peaceful enjoyment of your + kingdom, the poor squire is famishing as far as rewards go, unless it be + that the confidante damsel that is to be his wife comes with the princess, + and that with her he tides over his bad luck until Heaven otherwise orders + things; for his master, I suppose, may as well give her to him at once for + a lawful wife." + </p> + <p> + "Nobody can object to that," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Then since that may be," said Sancho, "there is nothing for it but to + commend ourselves to God, and let fortune take what course it will." + </p> + <p> + "God guide it according to my wishes and thy wants," said Don Quixote, + "and mean be he who thinks himself mean." + </p> + <p> + "In God's name let him be so," said Sancho: "I am an old Christian, and to + fit me for a count that's enough." + </p> + <p> + "And more than enough for thee," said Don Quixote; "and even wert thou + not, it would make no difference, because I being the king can easily give + thee nobility without purchase or service rendered by thee, for when I + make thee a count, then thou art at once a gentleman; and they may say + what they will, but by my faith they will have to call thee 'your + lordship,' whether they like it or not." + </p> + <p> + "Not a doubt of it; and I'll know how to support the tittle," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Title thou shouldst say, not tittle," said his master. + </p> + <p> + "So be it," answered Sancho. "I say I will know how to behave, for once in + my life I was beadle of a brotherhood, and the beadle's gown sat so well + on me that all said I looked as if I was to be steward of the same + brotherhood. What will it be, then, when I put a duke's robe on my back, + or dress myself in gold and pearls like a count? I believe they'll come a + hundred leagues to see me." + </p> + <p> + "Thou wilt look well," said Don Quixote, "but thou must shave thy beard + often, for thou hast it so thick and rough and unkempt, that if thou dost + not shave it every second day at least, they will see what thou art at the + distance of a musket shot." + </p> + <p> + "What more will it be," said Sancho, "than having a barber, and keeping + him at wages in the house? and even if it be necessary, I will make him go + behind me like a nobleman's equerry." + </p> + <p> + "Why, how dost thou know that noblemen have equerries behind them?" asked + Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I will tell you," answered Sancho. "Years ago I was for a month at the + capital and there I saw taking the air a very small gentleman who they + said was a very great man, and a man following him on horseback in every + turn he took, just as if he was his tail. I asked why this man did not + join the other man, instead of always going behind him; they answered me + that he was his equerry, and that it was the custom with nobles to have + such persons behind them, and ever since then I know it, for I have never + forgotten it." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and in the same way thou mayest carry + thy barber with thee, for customs did not come into use all together, nor + were they all invented at once, and thou mayest be the first count to have + a barber to follow him; and, indeed, shaving one's beard is a greater + trust than saddling one's horse." + </p> + <p> + "Let the barber business be my look-out," said Sancho; "and your worship's + be it to strive to become a king, and make me a count." + </p> + <p> + "So it shall be," answered Don Quixote, and raising his eyes he saw what + will be told in the following chapter. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c20e" id="c20e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c20e.jpg (18K)" src="images/c20e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch22" id="ch22"></a>CHAPTER XXII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE FREEDOM DON QUIXOTE CONFERRED ON SEVERAL UNFORTUNATES WHO AGAINST + THEIR WILL WERE BEING CARRIED WHERE THEY HAD NO WISH TO GO + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c22a" id="c22a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c22a.jpg (178K)" src="images/c22a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c22a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Cid Hamete Benengeli, the Arab and Manchegan author, relates in this most + grave, high-sounding, minute, delightful, and original history that after + the discussion between the famous Don Quixote of La Mancha and his squire + Sancho Panza which is set down at the end of chapter twenty-one, Don + Quixote raised his eyes and saw coming along the road he was following + some dozen men on foot strung together by the neck, like beads, on a great + iron chain, and all with manacles on their hands. With them there came + also two men on horseback and two on foot; those on horseback with + wheel-lock muskets, those on foot with javelins and swords, and as soon as + Sancho saw them he said: + </p> + <p> + "That is a chain of galley slaves, on the way to the galleys by force of + the king's orders." + </p> + <p> + "How by force?" asked Don Quixote; "is it possible that the king uses + force against anyone?" + </p> + <p> + "I do not say that," answered Sancho, "but that these are people condemned + for their crimes to serve by force in the king's galleys." + </p> + <p> + "In fact," replied Don Quixote, "however it may be, these people are going + where they are taking them by force, and not of their own will." + </p> + <p> + "Just so," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Then if so," said Don Quixote, "here is a case for the exercise of my + office, to put down force and to succour and help the wretched." + </p> + <p> + "Recollect, your worship," said Sancho, "Justice, which is the king + himself, is not using force or doing wrong to such persons, but punishing + them for their crimes." + </p> + <p> + The chain of galley slaves had by this time come up, and Don Quixote in + very courteous language asked those who were in custody of it to be good + enough to tell him the reason or reasons for which they were conducting + these people in this manner. One of the guards on horseback answered that + they were galley slaves belonging to his majesty, that they were going to + the galleys, and that was all that was to be said and all he had any + business to know. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c22b" id="c22b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c22b.jpg (298K)" src="images/c22b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c22b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Nevertheless," replied Don Quixote, "I should like to know from each of + them separately the reason of his misfortune;" to this he added more to + the same effect to induce them to tell him what he wanted so civilly that + the other mounted guard said to him: + </p> + <p> + "Though we have here the register and certificate of the sentence of every + one of these wretches, this is no time to take them out or read them; come + and ask themselves; they can tell if they choose, and they will, for these + fellows take a pleasure in doing and talking about rascalities." + </p> + <p> + With this permission, which Don Quixote would have taken even had they not + granted it, he approached the chain and asked the first for what offences + he was now in such a sorry case. + </p> + <p> + He made answer that it was for being a lover. + </p> + <p> + "For that only?" replied Don Quixote; "why, if for being lovers they send + people to the galleys I might have been rowing in them long ago." + </p> + <p> + "The love is not the sort your worship is thinking of," said the galley + slave; "mine was that I loved a washerwoman's basket of clean linen so + well, and held it so close in my embrace, that if the arm of the law had + not forced it from me, I should never have let it go of my own will to + this moment; I was caught in the act, there was no occasion for torture, + the case was settled, they treated me to a hundred lashes on the back, and + three years of gurapas besides, and that was the end of it." + </p> + <p> + "What are gurapas?" asked Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Gurapas are galleys," answered the galley slave, who was a young man of + about four-and-twenty, and said he was a native of Piedrahita. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote asked the same question of the second, who made no reply, so + downcast and melancholy was he; but the first answered for him, and said, + "He, sir, goes as a canary, I mean as a musician and a singer." + </p> + <p> + "What!" said Don Quixote, "for being musicians and singers are people sent + to the galleys too?" + </p> + <p> + "Yes, sir," answered the galley slave, "for there is nothing worse than + singing under suffering." + </p> + <p> + "On the contrary, I have heard say," said Don Quixote, "that he who sings + scares away his woes." + </p> + <p> + "Here it is the reverse," said the galley slave; "for he who sings once + weeps all his life." + </p> + <p> + "I do not understand it," said Don Quixote; but one of the guards said to + him, "Sir, to sing under suffering means with the non sancta fraternity to + confess under torture; they put this sinner to the torture and he + confessed his crime, which was being a cuatrero, that is a cattle-stealer, + and on his confession they sentenced him to six years in the galleys, + besides two hundred lashes that he has already had on the back; and he is + always dejected and downcast because the other thieves that were left + behind and that march here ill-treat, and snub, and jeer, and despise him + for confessing and not having spirit enough to say nay; for, say they, + 'nay' has no more letters in it than 'yea,' and a culprit is well off when + life or death with him depends on his own tongue and not on that of + witnesses or evidence; and to my thinking they are not very far out." + </p> + <p> + "And I think so too," answered Don Quixote; then passing on to the third + he asked him what he had asked the others, and the man answered very + readily and unconcernedly, "I am going for five years to their ladyships + the gurapas for the want of ten ducats." + </p> + <p> + "I will give twenty with pleasure to get you out of that trouble," said + Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "That," said the galley slave, "is like a man having money at sea when he + is dying of hunger and has no way of buying what he wants; I say so + because if at the right time I had had those twenty ducats that your + worship now offers me, I would have greased the notary's pen and freshened + up the attorney's wit with them, so that to-day I should be in the middle + of the plaza of the Zocodover at Toledo, and not on this road coupled like + a greyhound. But God is great; patience—there, that's enough of it." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote passed on to the fourth, a man of venerable aspect with a + white beard falling below his breast, who on hearing himself asked the + reason of his being there began to weep without answering a word, but the + fifth acted as his tongue and said, "This worthy man is going to the + galleys for four years, after having gone the rounds in ceremony and on + horseback." + </p> + <p> + "That means," said Sancho Panza, "as I take it, to have been exposed to + shame in public." + </p> + <p> + "Just so," replied the galley slave, "and the offence for which they gave + him that punishment was having been an ear-broker, nay body-broker; I + mean, in short, that this gentleman goes as a pimp, and for having besides + a certain touch of the sorcerer about him." + </p> + <p> + "If that touch had not been thrown in," said Don Quixote, "he would not + deserve, for mere pimping, to row in the galleys, but rather to command + and be admiral of them; for the office of pimp is no ordinary one, being + the office of persons of discretion, one very necessary in a well-ordered + state, and only to be exercised by persons of good birth; nay, there ought + to be an inspector and overseer of them, as in other offices, and + recognised number, as with the brokers on change; in this way many of the + evils would be avoided which are caused by this office and calling being + in the hands of stupid and ignorant people, such as women more or less + silly, and pages and jesters of little standing and experience, who on the + most urgent occasions, and when ingenuity of contrivance is needed, let + the crumbs freeze on the way to their mouths, and know not which is their + right hand. I should like to go farther, and give reasons to show that it + is advisable to choose those who are to hold so necessary an office in the + state, but this is not the fit place for it; some day I will expound the + matter to some one able to see to and rectify it; all I say now is, that + the additional fact of his being a sorcerer has removed the sorrow it gave + me to see these white hairs and this venerable countenance in so painful a + position on account of his being a pimp; though I know well there are no + sorceries in the world that can move or compel the will as some simple + folk fancy, for our will is free, nor is there herb or charm that can + force it. All that certain silly women and quacks do is to turn men mad + with potions and poisons, pretending that they have power to cause love, + for, as I say, it is an impossibility to compel the will." + </p> + <p> + "It is true," said the good old man, "and indeed, sir, as far as the + charge of sorcery goes I was not guilty; as to that of being a pimp I + cannot deny it; but I never thought I was doing any harm by it, for my + only object was that all the world should enjoy itself and live in peace + and quiet, without quarrels or troubles; but my good intentions were + unavailing to save me from going where I never expect to come back from, + with this weight of years upon me and a urinary ailment that never gives + me a moment's ease;" and again he fell to weeping as before, and such + compassion did Sancho feel for him that he took out a real of four from + his bosom and gave it to him in alms. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote went on and asked another what his crime was, and the man + answered with no less but rather much more sprightliness than the last + one. + </p> + <p> + "I am here because I carried the joke too far with a couple of cousins of + mine, and with a couple of other cousins who were none of mine; in short, + I carried the joke so far with them all that it ended in such a + complicated increase of kindred that no accountant could make it clear: it + was all proved against me, I got no favour, I had no money, I was near + having my neck stretched, they sentenced me to the galleys for six years, + I accepted my fate, it is the punishment of my fault; I am a young man; + let life only last, and with that all will come right. If you, sir, have + anything wherewith to help the poor, God will repay it to you in heaven, + and we on earth will take care in our petitions to him to pray for the + life and health of your worship, that they may be as long and as good as + your amiable appearance deserves." + </p> + <p> + This one was in the dress of a student, and one of the guards said he was + a great talker and a very elegant Latin scholar. + </p> + <p> + Behind all these there came a man of thirty, a very personable fellow, + except that when he looked, his eyes turned in a little one towards the + other. He was bound differently from the rest, for he had to his leg a + chain so long that it was wound all round his body, and two rings on his + neck, one attached to the chain, the other to what they call a + "keep-friend" or "friend's foot," from which hung two irons reaching to + his waist with two manacles fixed to them in which his hands were secured + by a big padlock, so that he could neither raise his hands to his mouth + nor lower his head to his hands. Don Quixote asked why this man carried so + many more chains than the others. The guard replied that it was because he + alone had committed more crimes than all the rest put together, and was so + daring and such a villain, that though they marched him in that fashion + they did not feel sure of him, but were in dread of his making his escape. + </p> + <p> + "What crimes can he have committed," said Don Quixote, "if they have not + deserved a heavier punishment than being sent to the galleys?" + </p> + <p> + "He goes for ten years," replied the guard, "which is the same thing as + civil death, and all that need be said is that this good fellow is the + famous Gines de Pasamonte, otherwise called Ginesillo de Parapilla." + </p> + <p> + "Gently, senor commissary," said the galley slave at this, "let us have no + fixing of names or surnames; my name is Gines, not Ginesillo, and my + family name is Pasamonte, not Parapilla as you say; let each one mind his + own business, and he will be doing enough." + </p> + <p> + "Speak with less impertinence, master thief of extra measure," replied the + commissary, "if you don't want me to make you hold your tongue in spite of + your teeth." + </p> + <p> + "It is easy to see," returned the galley slave, "that man goes as God + pleases, but some one shall know some day whether I am called Ginesillo de + Parapilla or not." + </p> + <p> + "Don't they call you so, you liar?" said the guard. + </p> + <p> + "They do," returned Gines, "but I will make them give over calling me so, + or I will be shaved, where, I only say behind my teeth. If you, sir, have + anything to give us, give it to us at once, and God speed you, for you are + becoming tiresome with all this inquisitiveness about the lives of others; + if you want to know about mine, let me tell you I am Gines de Pasamonte, + whose life is written by these fingers." + </p> + <p> + "He says true," said the commissary, "for he has himself written his story + as grand as you please, and has left the book in the prison in pawn for + two hundred reals." + </p> + <p> + "And I mean to take it out of pawn," said Gines, "though it were in for + two hundred ducats." + </p> + <p> + "Is it so good?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "So good is it," replied Gines, "that a fig for 'Lazarillo de Tormes,' and + all of that kind that have been written, or shall be written compared with + it: all I will say about it is that it deals with facts, and facts so neat + and diverting that no lies could match them." + </p> + <p> + "And how is the book entitled?" asked Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "The 'Life of Gines de Pasamonte,'" replied the subject of it. + </p> + <p> + "And is it finished?" asked Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "How can it be finished," said the other, "when my life is not yet + finished? All that is written is from my birth down to the point when they + sent me to the galleys this last time." + </p> + <p> + "Then you have been there before?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "In the service of God and the king I have been there for four years + before now, and I know by this time what the biscuit and courbash are + like," replied Gines; "and it is no great grievance to me to go back to + them, for there I shall have time to finish my book; I have still many + things left to say, and in the galleys of Spain there is more than enough + leisure; though I do not want much for what I have to write, for I have it + by heart." + </p> + <p> + "You seem a clever fellow," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "And an unfortunate one," replied Gines, "for misfortune always persecutes + good wit." + </p> + <p> + "It persecutes rogues," said the commissary. + </p> + <p> + "I told you already to go gently, master commissary," said Pasamonte; + "their lordships yonder never gave you that staff to ill-treat us wretches + here, but to conduct and take us where his majesty orders you; if not, by + the life of-never mind-; it may be that some day the stains made in the + inn will come out in the scouring; let everyone hold his tongue and behave + well and speak better; and now let us march on, for we have had quite + enough of this entertainment." + </p> + <p> + The commissary lifted his staff to strike Pasamonte in return for his + threats, but Don Quixote came between them, and begged him not to ill-use + him, as it was not too much to allow one who had his hands tied to have + his tongue a trifle free; and turning to the whole chain of them he said: + </p> + <p> + "From all you have told me, dear brethren, make out clearly that though + they have punished you for your faults, the punishments you are about to + endure do not give you much pleasure, and that you go to them very much + against the grain and against your will, and that perhaps this one's want + of courage under torture, that one's want of money, the other's want of + advocacy, and lastly the perverted judgment of the judge may have been the + cause of your ruin and of your failure to obtain the justice you had on + your side. All which presents itself now to my mind, urging, persuading, + and even compelling me to demonstrate in your case the purpose for which + Heaven sent me into the world and caused me to make profession of the + order of chivalry to which I belong, and the vow I took therein to give + aid to those in need and under the oppression of the strong. But as I know + that it is a mark of prudence not to do by foul means what may be done by + fair, I will ask these gentlemen, the guards and commissary, to be so good + as to release you and let you go in peace, as there will be no lack of + others to serve the king under more favourable circumstances; for it seems + to me a hard case to make slaves of those whom God and nature have made + free. Moreover, sirs of the guard," added Don Quixote, "these poor fellows + have done nothing to you; let each answer for his own sins yonder; there + is a God in Heaven who will not forget to punish the wicked or reward the + good; and it is not fitting that honest men should be the instruments of + punishment to others, they being therein no way concerned. This request I + make thus gently and quietly, that, if you comply with it, I may have + reason for thanking you; and, if you will not voluntarily, this lance and + sword together with the might of my arm shall compel you to comply with it + by force." + </p> + <p> + "Nice nonsense!" said the commissary; "a fine piece of pleasantry he has + come out with at last! He wants us to let the king's prisoners go, as if + we had any authority to release them, or he to order us to do so! Go your + way, sir, and good luck to you; put that basin straight that you've got on + your head, and don't go looking for three feet on a cat." + </p> + <p> + "'Tis you that are the cat, rat, and rascal," replied Don Quixote, and + acting on the word he fell upon him so suddenly that without giving him + time to defend himself he brought him to the ground sorely wounded with a + lance-thrust; and lucky it was for him that it was the one that had the + musket. The other guards stood thunderstruck and amazed at this unexpected + event, but recovering presence of mind, those on horseback seized their + swords, and those on foot their javelins, and attacked Don Quixote, who + was waiting for them with great calmness; and no doubt it would have gone + badly with him if the galley slaves, seeing the chance before them of + liberating themselves, had not effected it by contriving to break the + chain on which they were strung. Such was the confusion, that the guards, + now rushing at the galley slaves who were breaking loose, now to attack + Don Quixote who was waiting for them, did nothing at all that was of any + use. Sancho, on his part, gave a helping hand to release Gines de + Pasamonte, who was the first to leap forth upon the plain free and + unfettered, and who, attacking the prostrate commissary, took from him his + sword and the musket, with which, aiming at one and levelling at another, + he, without ever discharging it, drove every one of the guards off the + field, for they took to flight, as well to escape Pasamonte's musket, as + the showers of stones the now released galley slaves were raining upon + them. Sancho was greatly grieved at the affair, because he anticipated + that those who had fled would report the matter to the Holy Brotherhood, + who at the summons of the alarm-bell would at once sally forth in quest of + the offenders; and he said so to his master, and entreated him to leave + the place at once, and go into hiding in the sierra that was close by. + </p> + <p> + "That is all very well," said Don Quixote, "but I know what must be done + now;" and calling together all the galley slaves, who were now running + riot, and had stripped the commissary to the skin, he collected them round + him to hear what he had to say, and addressed them as follows: "To be + grateful for benefits received is the part of persons of good birth, and + one of the sins most offensive to God is ingratitude; I say so because, + sirs, ye have already seen by manifest proof the benefit ye have received + of me; in return for which I desire, and it is my good pleasure that, + laden with that chain which I have taken off your necks, ye at once set + out and proceed to the city of El Toboso, and there present yourselves + before the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, and say to her that her knight, he of + the Rueful Countenance, sends to commend himself to her; and that ye + recount to her in full detail all the particulars of this notable + adventure, up to the recovery of your longed-for liberty; and this done ye + may go where ye will, and good fortune attend you." + </p> + <p> + Gines de Pasamonte made answer for all, saying, "That which you, sir, our + deliverer, demand of us, is of all impossibilities the most impossible to + comply with, because we cannot go together along the roads, but only + singly and separate, and each one his own way, endeavouring to hide + ourselves in the bowels of the earth to escape the Holy Brotherhood, + which, no doubt, will come out in search of us. What your worship may do, + and fairly do, is to change this service and tribute as regards the lady + Dulcinea del Toboso for a certain quantity of ave-marias and credos which + we will say for your worship's intention, and this is a condition that can + be complied with by night as by day, running or resting, in peace or in + war; but to imagine that we are going now to return to the flesh-pots of + Egypt, I mean to take up our chain and set out for El Toboso, is to + imagine that it is now night, though it is not yet ten in the morning, and + to ask this of us is like asking pears of the elm tree." + </p> + <p> + "Then by all that's good," said Don Quixote (now stirred to wrath), "Don + son of a bitch, Don Ginesillo de Paropillo, or whatever your name is, you + will have to go yourself alone, with your tail between your legs and the + whole chain on your back." + </p> + <p> + Pasamonte, who was anything but meek (being by this time thoroughly + convinced that Don Quixote was not quite right in his head as he had + committed such a vagary as to set them free), finding himself abused in + this fashion, gave the wink to his companions, and falling back they began + to shower stones on Don Quixote at such a rate that he was quite unable to + protect himself with his buckler, and poor Rocinante no more heeded the + spur than if he had been made of brass. Sancho planted himself behind his + ass, and with him sheltered himself from the hailstorm that poured on both + of them. Don Quixote was unable to shield himself so well but that more + pebbles than I could count struck him full on the body with such force + that they brought him to the ground; and the instant he fell the student + pounced upon him, snatched the basin from his head, and with it struck + three or four blows on his shoulders, and as many more on the ground, + knocking it almost to pieces. They then stripped him of a jacket that he + wore over his armour, and they would have stripped off his stockings if + his greaves had not prevented them. From Sancho they took his coat, + leaving him in his shirt-sleeves; and dividing among themselves the + remaining spoils of the battle, they went each one his own way, more + solicitous about keeping clear of the Holy Brotherhood they dreaded, than + about burdening themselves with the chain, or going to present themselves + before the lady Dulcinea del Toboso. The ass and Rocinante, Sancho and Don + Quixote, were all that were left upon the spot; the ass with drooping + head, serious, shaking his ears from time to time as if he thought the + storm of stones that assailed them was not yet over; Rocinante stretched + beside his master, for he too had been brought to the ground by a stone; + Sancho stripped, and trembling with fear of the Holy Brotherhood; and Don + Quixote fuming to find himself so served by the very persons for whom he + had done so much. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c22e" id="c22e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c22e.jpg (44K)" src="images/c22e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch23" id="ch23"></a>CHAPTER XXIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE IN THE SIERRA MORENA, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE + RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23a" id="c23a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23a.jpg (148K)" src="images/c23a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Seeing himself served in this way, Don Quixote said to his squire, "I have + always heard it said, Sancho, that to do good to boors is to throw water + into the sea. If I had believed thy words, I should have avoided this + trouble; but it is done now, it is only to have patience and take warning + for the future." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23b" id="c23b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23b.jpg (318K)" src="images/c23b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Your worship will take warning as much as I am a Turk," returned Sancho; + "but, as you say this mischief might have been avoided if you had believed + me, believe me now, and a still greater one will be avoided; for I tell + you chivalry is of no account with the Holy Brotherhood, and they don't + care two maravedis for all the knights-errant in the world; and I can tell + you I fancy I hear their arrows whistling past my ears this minute." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art a coward by nature, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "but lest thou + shouldst say I am obstinate, and that I never do as thou dost advise, this + once I will take thy advice, and withdraw out of reach of that fury thou + so dreadest; but it must be on one condition, that never, in life or in + death, thou art to say to anyone that I retired or withdrew from this + danger out of fear, but only in compliance with thy entreaties; for if + thou sayest otherwise thou wilt lie therein, and from this time to that, + and from that to this, I give thee lie, and say thou liest and wilt lie + every time thou thinkest or sayest it; and answer me not again; for at the + mere thought that I am withdrawing or retiring from any danger, above all + from this, which does seem to carry some little shadow of fear with it, I + am ready to take my stand here and await alone, not only that Holy + Brotherhood you talk of and dread, but the brothers of the twelve tribes + of Israel, and the Seven Maccabees, and Castor and Pollux, and all the + brothers and brotherhoods in the world." + </p> + <p> + "Senor," replied Sancho, "to retire is not to flee, and there is no wisdom + in waiting when danger outweighs hope, and it is the part of wise men to + preserve themselves to-day for to-morrow, and not risk all in one day; and + let me tell you, though I am a clown and a boor, I have got some notion of + what they call safe conduct; so repent not of having taken my advice, but + mount Rocinante if you can, and if not I will help you; and follow me, for + my mother-wit tells me we have more need of legs than hands just now." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote mounted without replying, and, Sancho leading the way on his + ass, they entered the side of the Sierra Morena, which was close by, as it + was Sancho's design to cross it entirely and come out again at El Viso or + Almodovar del Campo, and hide for some days among its crags so as to + escape the search of the Brotherhood should they come to look for them. He + was encouraged in this by perceiving that the stock of provisions carried + by the ass had come safe out of the fray with the galley slaves, a + circumstance that he regarded as a miracle, seeing how they pillaged and + ransacked. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23c" id="c23c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23c.jpg (297K)" src="images/c23c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + That night they reached the very heart of the Sierra Morena, where it + seemed prudent to Sancho to pass the night and even some days, at least as + many as the stores he carried might last, and so they encamped between two + rocks and among some cork trees; but fatal destiny, which, according to + the opinion of those who have not the light of the true faith, directs, + arranges, and settles everything in its own way, so ordered it that Gines + de Pasamonte, the famous knave and thief who by the virtue and madness of + Don Quixote had been released from the chain, driven by fear of the Holy + Brotherhood, which he had good reason to dread, resolved to take hiding in + the mountains; and his fate and fear led him to the same spot to which Don + Quixote and Sancho Panza had been led by theirs, just in time to recognise + them and leave them to fall asleep: and as the wicked are always + ungrateful, and necessity leads to evildoing, and immediate advantage + overcomes all considerations of the future, Gines, who was neither + grateful nor well-principled, made up his mind to steal Sancho Panza's + ass, not troubling himself about Rocinante, as being a prize that was no + good either to pledge or sell. While Sancho slept he stole his ass, and + before day dawned he was far out of reach. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23d" id="c23d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23d.jpg (256K)" src="images/c23d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Aurora made her appearance bringing gladness to the earth but sadness to + Sancho Panza, for he found that his Dapple was missing, and seeing himself + bereft of him he began the saddest and most doleful lament in the world, + so loud that Don Quixote awoke at his exclamations and heard him saying, + "O son of my bowels, born in my very house, my children's plaything, my + wife's joy, the envy of my neighbours, relief of my burdens, and lastly, + half supporter of myself, for with the six-and-twenty maravedis thou didst + earn me daily I met half my charges." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, when he heard the lament and learned the cause, consoled + Sancho with the best arguments he could, entreating him to be patient, and + promising to give him a letter of exchange ordering three out of five + ass-colts that he had at home to be given to him. Sancho took comfort at + this, dried his tears, suppressed his sobs, and returned thanks for the + kindness shown him by Don Quixote. He on his part was rejoiced to the + heart on entering the mountains, as they seemed to him to be just the + place for the adventures he was in quest of. They brought back to his + memory the marvellous adventures that had befallen knights-errant in like + solitudes and wilds, and he went along reflecting on these things, so + absorbed and carried away by them that he had no thought for anything + else. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23e" id="c23e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23e.jpg (280K)" src="images/c23e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Nor had Sancho any other care (now that he fancied he was travelling in a + safe quarter) than to satisfy his appetite with such remains as were left + of the clerical spoils, and so he marched behind his master laden with + what Dapple used to carry, emptying the sack and packing his paunch, and + so long as he could go that way, he would not have given a farthing to + meet with another adventure. + </p> + <p> + While so engaged he raised his eyes and saw that his master had halted, + and was trying with the point of his pike to lift some bulky object that + lay upon the ground, on which he hastened to join him and help him if it + were needful, and reached him just as with the point of the pike he was + raising a saddle-pad with a valise attached to it, half or rather wholly + rotten and torn; but so heavy were they that Sancho had to help to take + them up, and his master directed him to see what the valise contained. + Sancho did so with great alacrity, and though the valise was secured by a + chain and padlock, from its torn and rotten condition he was able to see + its contents, which were four shirts of fine holland, and other articles + of linen no less curious than clean; and in a handkerchief he found a good + lot of gold crowns, and as soon as he saw them he exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "Blessed be all Heaven for sending us an adventure that is good for + something!" + </p> + <p> + Searching further he found a little memorandum book richly bound; this Don + Quixote asked of him, telling him to take the money and keep it for + himself. Sancho kissed his hands for the favour, and cleared the valise of + its linen, which he stowed away in the provision sack. Considering the + whole matter, Don Quixote observed: + </p> + <p> + "It seems to me, Sancho—and it is impossible it can be otherwise—that + some strayed traveller must have crossed this sierra and been attacked and + slain by footpads, who brought him to this remote spot to bury him." + </p> + <p> + "That cannot be," answered Sancho, "because if they had been robbers they + would not have left this money." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art right," said Don Quixote, "and I cannot guess or explain what + this may mean; but stay; let us see if in this memorandum book there is + anything written by which we may be able to trace out or discover what we + want to know." + </p> + <p> + He opened it, and the first thing he found in it, written roughly but in a + very good hand, was a sonnet, and reading it aloud that Sancho might hear + it, he found that it ran as follows: + </p> + <blockquote> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +Or Love is lacking in intelligence, + Or to the height of cruelty attains, + Or else it is my doom to suffer pains +Beyond the measure due to my offence. +But if Love be a God, it follows thence + That he knows all, and certain it remains + No God loves cruelty; then who ordains +This penance that enthrals while it torments? +It were a falsehood, Chloe, thee to name; + Such evil with such goodness cannot live; +And against Heaven I dare not charge the blame, + I only know it is my fate to die. + To him who knows not whence his malady + A miracle alone a cure can give. +</pre> + </blockquote> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23f" id="c23f"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23f.jpg (344K)" src="images/c23f.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23f.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "There is nothing to be learned from that rhyme," said Sancho, "unless by + that clue there's in it, one may draw out the ball of the whole matter." + </p> + <p> + "What clue is there?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I thought your worship spoke of a clue in it," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "I only said Chloe," replied Don Quixote; "and that no doubt, is the name + of the lady of whom the author of the sonnet complains; and, faith, he + must be a tolerable poet, or I know little of the craft." + </p> + <p> + "Then your worship understands rhyming too?" + </p> + <p> + "And better than thou thinkest," replied Don Quixote, "as thou shalt see + when thou carriest a letter written in verse from beginning to end to my + lady Dulcinea del Toboso, for I would have thee know, Sancho, that all or + most of the knights-errant in days of yore were great troubadours and + great musicians, for both of these accomplishments, or more properly + speaking gifts, are the peculiar property of lovers-errant: true it is + that the verses of the knights of old have more spirit than neatness in + them." + </p> + <p> + "Read more, your worship," said Sancho, "and you will find something that + will enlighten us." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote turned the page and said, "This is prose and seems to be a + letter." + </p> + <p> + "A correspondence letter, senor?" + </p> + <p> + "From the beginning it seems to be a love letter," replied Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Then let your worship read it aloud," said Sancho, "for I am very fond of + love matters." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and reading it aloud as Sancho had + requested him, he found it ran thus: + </p> + <p> + Thy false promise and my sure misfortune carry me to a place whence the + news of my death will reach thy ears before the words of my complaint. + Ungrateful one, thou hast rejected me for one more wealthy, but not more + worthy; but if virtue were esteemed wealth I should neither envy the + fortunes of others nor weep for misfortunes of my own. What thy beauty + raised up thy deeds have laid low; by it I believed thee to be an angel, + by them I know thou art a woman. Peace be with thee who hast sent war to + me, and Heaven grant that the deceit of thy husband be ever hidden from + thee, so that thou repent not of what thou hast done, and I reap not a + revenge I would not have. + </p> + <p> + When he had finished the letter, Don Quixote said, "There is less to be + gathered from this than from the verses, except that he who wrote it is + some rejected lover;" and turning over nearly all the pages of the book he + found more verses and letters, some of which he could read, while others + he could not; but they were all made up of complaints, laments, + misgivings, desires and aversions, favours and rejections, some rapturous, + some doleful. While Don Quixote examined the book, Sancho examined the + valise, not leaving a corner in the whole of it or in the pad that he did + not search, peer into, and explore, or seam that he did not rip, or tuft + of wool that he did not pick to pieces, lest anything should escape for + want of care and pains; so keen was the covetousness excited in him by the + discovery of the crowns, which amounted to near a hundred; and though he + found no more booty, he held the blanket flights, balsam vomits, stake + benedictions, carriers' fisticuffs, missing alforjas, stolen coat, and all + the hunger, thirst, and weariness he had endured in the service of his + good master, cheap at the price; as he considered himself more than fully + indemnified for all by the payment he received in the gift of the + treasure-trove. + </p> + <p> + The Knight of the Rueful Countenance was still very anxious to find out + who the owner of the valise could be, conjecturing from the sonnet and + letter, from the money in gold, and from the fineness of the shirts, that + he must be some lover of distinction whom the scorn and cruelty of his + lady had driven to some desperate course; but as in that uninhabited and + rugged spot there was no one to be seen of whom he could inquire, he saw + nothing else for it but to push on, taking whatever road Rocinante chose—which + was where he could make his way—firmly persuaded that among these + wilds he could not fail to meet some rare adventure. As he went along, + then, occupied with these thoughts, he perceived on the summit of a height + that rose before their eyes a man who went springing from rock to rock and + from tussock to tussock with marvellous agility. As well as he could make + out he was unclad, with a thick black beard, long tangled hair, and bare + legs and feet, his thighs were covered by breeches apparently of tawny + velvet but so ragged that they showed his skin in several places. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23g" id="c23g"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23g.jpg (360K)" src="images/c23g.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23g.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + He was bareheaded, and notwithstanding the swiftness with which he passed + as has been described, the Knight of the Rueful Countenance observed and + noted all these trifles, and though he made the attempt, he was unable to + follow him, for it was not granted to the feebleness of Rocinante to make + way over such rough ground, he being, moreover, slow-paced and sluggish by + nature. Don Quixote at once came to the conclusion that this was the owner + of the saddle-pad and of the valise, and made up his mind to go in search + of him, even though he should have to wander a year in those mountains + before he found him, and so he directed Sancho to take a short cut over + one side of the mountain, while he himself went by the other, and perhaps + by this means they might light upon this man who had passed so quickly out + of their sight. + </p> + <p> + "I could not do that," said Sancho, "for when I separate from your worship + fear at once lays hold of me, and assails me with all sorts of panics and + fancies; and let what I now say be a notice that from this time forth I am + not going to stir a finger's width from your presence." + </p> + <p> + "It shall be so," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "and I am very glad + that thou art willing to rely on my courage, which will never fail thee, + even though the soul in thy body fail thee; so come on now behind me + slowly as well as thou canst, and make lanterns of thine eyes; let us make + the circuit of this ridge; perhaps we shall light upon this man that we + saw, who no doubt is no other than the owner of what we found." + </p> + <p> + To which Sancho made answer, "Far better would it be not to look for him, + for, if we find him, and he happens to be the owner of the money, it is + plain I must restore it; it would be better, therefore, that without + taking this needless trouble, I should keep possession of it until in some + other less meddlesome and officious way the real owner may be discovered; + and perhaps that will be when I shall have spent it, and then the king + will hold me harmless." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art wrong there, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for now that we have a + suspicion who the owner is, and have him almost before us, we are bound to + seek him and make restitution; and if we do not see him, the strong + suspicion we have as to his being the owner makes us as guilty as if he + were so; and so, friend Sancho, let not our search for him give thee any + uneasiness, for if we find him it will relieve mine." + </p> + <p> + And so saying he gave Rocinante the spur, and Sancho followed him on foot + and loaded, and after having partly made the circuit of the mountain they + found lying in a ravine, dead and half devoured by dogs and pecked by + jackdaws, a mule saddled and bridled, all which still further strengthened + their suspicion that he who had fled was the owner of the mule and the + saddle-pad. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23h" id="c23h"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23h.jpg (381K)" src="images/c23h.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23h.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + As they stood looking at it they heard a whistle like that of a shepherd + watching his flock, and suddenly on their left there appeared a great + number of goats and behind them on the summit of the mountain the goatherd + in charge of them, a man advanced in years. Don Quixote called aloud to + him and begged him to come down to where they stood. He shouted in return, + asking what had brought them to that spot, seldom or never trodden except + by the feet of goats, or of the wolves and other wild beasts that roamed + around. Sancho in return bade him come down, and they would explain all to + him. + </p> + <p> + The goatherd descended, and reaching the place where Don Quixote stood, he + said, "I will wager you are looking at that hack mule that lies dead in + the hollow there, and, faith, it has been lying there now these six + months; tell me, have you come upon its master about here?" + </p> + <p> + "We have come upon nobody," answered Don Quixote, "nor on anything except + a saddle-pad and a little valise that we found not far from this." + </p> + <p> + "I found it too," said the goatherd, "but I would not lift it nor go near + it for fear of some ill-luck or being charged with theft, for the devil is + crafty, and things rise up under one's feet to make one fall without + knowing why or wherefore." + </p> + <p> + "That's exactly what I say," said Sancho; "I found it too, and I would not + go within a stone's throw of it; there I left it, and there it lies just + as it was, for I don't want a dog with a bell." + </p> + <p> + "Tell me, good man," said Don Quixote, "do you know who is the owner of + this property?" + </p> + <p> + "All I can tell you," said the goatherd, "is that about six months ago, + more or less, there arrived at a shepherd's hut three leagues, perhaps, + away from this, a youth of well-bred appearance and manners, mounted on + that same mule which lies dead here, and with the same saddle-pad and + valise which you say you found and did not touch. He asked us what part of + this sierra was the most rugged and retired; we told him that it was where + we now are; and so in truth it is, for if you push on half a league + farther, perhaps you will not be able to find your way out; and I am + wondering how you have managed to come here, for there is no road or path + that leads to this spot. I say, then, that on hearing our answer the youth + turned about and made for the place we pointed out to him, leaving us all + charmed with his good looks, and wondering at his question and the haste + with which we saw him depart in the direction of the sierra; and after + that we saw him no more, until some days afterwards he crossed the path of + one of our shepherds, and without saying a word to him, came up to him and + gave him several cuffs and kicks, and then turned to the ass with our + provisions and took all the bread and cheese it carried, and having done + this made off back again into the sierra with extraordinary swiftness. + When some of us goatherds learned this we went in search of him for about + two days through the most remote portion of this sierra, at the end of + which we found him lodged in the hollow of a large thick cork tree. He + came out to meet us with great gentleness, with his dress now torn and his + face so disfigured and burned by the sun, that we hardly recognised him + but that his clothes, though torn, convinced us, from the recollection we + had of them, that he was the person we were looking for. He saluted us + courteously, and in a few well-spoken words he told us not to wonder at + seeing him going about in this guise, as it was binding upon him in order + that he might work out a penance which for his many sins had been imposed + upon him. We asked him to tell us who he was, but we were never able to + find out from him: we begged of him too, when he was in want of food, + which he could not do without, to tell us where we should find him, as we + would bring it to him with all good-will and readiness; or if this were + not to his taste, at least to come and ask it of us and not take it by + force from the shepherds. He thanked us for the offer, begged pardon for + the late assault, and promised for the future to ask it in God's name + without offering violence to anybody. As for fixed abode, he said he had + no other than that which chance offered wherever night might overtake him; + and his words ended in an outburst of weeping so bitter that we who + listened to him must have been very stones had we not joined him in it, + comparing what we saw of him the first time with what we saw now; for, as + I said, he was a graceful and gracious youth, and in his courteous and + polished language showed himself to be of good birth and courtly breeding, + and rustics as we were that listened to him, even to our rusticity his + gentle bearing sufficed to make it plain. + </p> + <p> + "But in the midst of his conversation he stopped and became silent, + keeping his eyes fixed upon the ground for some time, during which we + stood still waiting anxiously to see what would come of this abstraction; + and with no little pity, for from his behaviour, now staring at the ground + with fixed gaze and eyes wide open without moving an eyelid, again closing + them, compressing his lips and raising his eyebrows, we could perceive + plainly that a fit of madness of some kind had come upon him; and before + long he showed that what we imagined was the truth, for he arose in a fury + from the ground where he had thrown himself, and attacked the first he + found near him with such rage and fierceness that if we had not dragged + him off him, he would have beaten or bitten him to death, all the while + exclaiming, 'Oh faithless Fernando, here, here shalt thou pay the penalty + of the wrong thou hast done me; these hands shall tear out that heart of + thine, abode and dwelling of all iniquity, but of deceit and fraud above + all; and to these he added other words all in effect upbraiding this + Fernando and charging him with treachery and faithlessness. + </p> + <p> + "We forced him to release his hold with no little difficulty, and without + another word he left us, and rushing off plunged in among these brakes and + brambles, so as to make it impossible for us to follow him; from this we + suppose that madness comes upon him from time to time, and that some one + called Fernando must have done him a wrong of a grievous nature such as + the condition to which it had brought him seemed to show. All this has + been since then confirmed on those occasions, and they have been many, on + which he has crossed our path, at one time to beg the shepherds to give + him some of the food they carry, at another to take it from them by force; + for when there is a fit of madness upon him, even though the shepherds + offer it freely, he will not accept it but snatches it from them by dint + of blows; but when he is in his senses he begs it for the love of God, + courteously and civilly, and receives it with many thanks and not a few + tears. And to tell you the truth, sirs," continued the goatherd, "it was + yesterday that we resolved, I and four of the lads, two of them our + servants, and the other two friends of mine, to go in search of him until + we find him, and when we do to take him, whether by force or of his own + consent, to the town of Almodovar, which is eight leagues from this, and + there strive to cure him (if indeed his malady admits of a cure), or learn + when he is in his senses who he is, and if he has relatives to whom we may + give notice of his misfortune. This, sirs, is all I can say in answer to + what you have asked me; and be sure that the owner of the articles you + found is he whom you saw pass by with such nimbleness and so naked." + </p> + <p> + For Don Quixote had already described how he had seen the man go bounding + along the mountain side, and he was now filled with amazement at what he + heard from the goatherd, and more eager than ever to discover who the + unhappy madman was; and in his heart he resolved, as he had done before, + to search for him all over the mountain, not leaving a corner or cave + unexamined until he had found him. But chance arranged matters better than + he expected or hoped, for at that very moment, in a gorge on the mountain + that opened where they stood, the youth he wished to find made his + appearance, coming along talking to himself in a way that would have been + unintelligible near at hand, much more at a distance. His garb was what + has been described, save that as he drew near, Don Quixote perceived that + a tattered doublet which he wore was amber-tanned, from which he concluded + that one who wore such garments could not be of very low rank. + </p> + <p> + Approaching them, the youth greeted them in a harsh and hoarse voice but + with great courtesy. Don Quixote returned his salutation with equal + politeness, and dismounting from Rocinante advanced with well-bred bearing + and grace to embrace him, and held him for some time close in his arms as + if he had known him for a long time. The other, whom we may call the + Ragged One of the Sorry Countenance, as Don Quixote was of the Rueful, + after submitting to the embrace pushed him back a little and, placing his + hands on Don Quixote's shoulders, stood gazing at him as if seeking to see + whether he knew him, not less amazed, perhaps, at the sight of the face, + figure, and armour of Don Quixote than Don Quixote was at the sight of + him. To be brief, the first to speak after embracing was the Ragged One, + and he said what will be told farther on. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c23i" id="c23i"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c23i.jpg (53K)" src="images/c23i.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c23i.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch24" id="ch24"></a>CHAPTER XXIV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE SIERRA MORENA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c24a" id="c24a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c24a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c24a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c24a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The history relates that it was with the greatest attention Don Quixote + listened to the ragged knight of the Sierra, who began by saying: + </p> + <p> + "Of a surety, senor, whoever you are, for I know you not, I thank you for + the proofs of kindness and courtesy you have shown me, and would I were in + a condition to requite with something more than good-will that which you + have displayed towards me in the cordial reception you have given me; but + my fate does not afford me any other means of returning kindnesses done me + save the hearty desire to repay them." + </p> + <p> + "Mine," replied Don Quixote, "is to be of service to you, so much so that + I had resolved not to quit these mountains until I had found you, and + learned of you whether there is any kind of relief to be found for that + sorrow under which from the strangeness of your life you seem to labour; + and to search for you with all possible diligence, if search had been + necessary. And if your misfortune should prove to be one of those that + refuse admission to any sort of consolation, it was my purpose to join you + in lamenting and mourning over it, so far as I could; for it is still some + comfort in misfortune to find one who can feel for it. And if my good + intentions deserve to be acknowledged with any kind of courtesy, I entreat + you, senor, by that which I perceive you possess in so high a degree, and + likewise conjure you by whatever you love or have loved best in life, to + tell me who you are and the cause that has brought you to live or die in + these solitudes like a brute beast, dwelling among them in a manner so + foreign to your condition as your garb and appearance show. And I swear," + added Don Quixote, "by the order of knighthood which I have received, and + by my vocation of knight-errant, if you gratify me in this, to serve you + with all the zeal my calling demands of me, either in relieving your + misfortune if it admits of relief, or in joining you in lamenting it as I + promised to do." + </p> + <p> + The Knight of the Thicket, hearing him of the Rueful Countenance talk in + this strain, did nothing but stare at him, and stare at him again, and + again survey him from head to foot; and when he had thoroughly examined + him, he said to him: + </p> + <p> + "If you have anything to give me to eat, for God's sake give it me, and + after I have eaten I will do all you ask in acknowledgment of the goodwill + you have displayed towards me." + </p> + <p> + Sancho from his sack, and the goatherd from his pouch, furnished the + Ragged One with the means of appeasing his hunger, and what they gave him + he ate like a half-witted being, so hastily that he took no time between + mouthfuls, gorging rather than swallowing; and while he ate neither he nor + they who observed him uttered a word. As soon as he had done he made signs + to them to follow him, which they did, and he led them to a green plot + which lay a little farther off round the corner of a rock. On reaching it + he stretched himself upon the grass, and the others did the same, all + keeping silence, until the Ragged One, settling himself in his place, + said: + </p> + <p> + "If it is your wish, sirs, that I should disclose in a few words the + surpassing extent of my misfortunes, you must promise not to break the + thread of my sad story with any question or other interruption, for the + instant you do so the tale I tell will come to an end." + </p> + <p> + These words of the Ragged One reminded Don Quixote of the tale his squire + had told him, when he failed to keep count of the goats that had crossed + the river and the story remained unfinished; but to return to the Ragged + One, he went on to say: + </p> + <p> + "I give you this warning because I wish to pass briefly over the story of + my misfortunes, for recalling them to memory only serves to add fresh + ones, and the less you question me the sooner shall I make an end of the + recital, though I shall not omit to relate anything of importance in order + fully to satisfy your curiosity." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote gave the promise for himself and the others, and with this + assurance he began as follows: + </p> + <p> + "My name is Cardenio, my birthplace one of the best cities of this + Andalusia, my family noble, my parents rich, my misfortune so great that + my parents must have wept and my family grieved over it without being able + by their wealth to lighten it; for the gifts of fortune can do little to + relieve reverses sent by Heaven. In that same country there was a heaven + in which love had placed all the glory I could desire; such was the beauty + of Luscinda, a damsel as noble and as rich as I, but of happier fortunes, + and of less firmness than was due to so worthy a passion as mine. This + Luscinda I loved, worshipped, and adored from my earliest and tenderest + years, and she loved me in all the innocence and sincerity of childhood. + Our parents were aware of our feelings, and were not sorry to perceive + them, for they saw clearly that as they ripened they must lead at last to + a marriage between us, a thing that seemed almost prearranged by the + equality of our families and wealth. We grew up, and with our growth grew + the love between us, so that the father of Luscinda felt bound for + propriety's sake to refuse me admission to his house, in this perhaps + imitating the parents of that Thisbe so celebrated by the poets, and this + refusal but added love to love and flame to flame; for though they + enforced silence upon our tongues they could not impose it upon our pens, + which can make known the heart's secrets to a loved one more freely than + tongues; for many a time the presence of the object of love shakes the + firmest will and strikes dumb the boldest tongue. Ah heavens! how many + letters did I write her, and how many dainty modest replies did I receive! + how many ditties and love-songs did I compose in which my heart declared + and made known its feelings, described its ardent longings, revelled in + its recollections and dallied with its desires! At length growing + impatient and feeling my heart languishing with longing to see her, I + resolved to put into execution and carry out what seemed to me the best + mode of winning my desired and merited reward, to ask her of her father + for my lawful wife, which I did. To this his answer was that he thanked me + for the disposition I showed to do honour to him and to regard myself as + honoured by the bestowal of his treasure; but that as my father was alive + it was his by right to make this demand, for if it were not in accordance + with his full will and pleasure, Luscinda was not to be taken or given by + stealth. I thanked him for his kindness, reflecting that there was reason + in what he said, and that my father would assent to it as soon as I should + tell him, and with that view I went the very same instant to let him know + what my desires were. When I entered the room where he was I found him + with an open letter in his hand, which, before I could utter a word, he + gave me, saying, 'By this letter thou wilt see, Cardenio, the disposition + the Duke Ricardo has to serve thee.' This Duke Ricardo, as you, sirs, + probably know already, is a grandee of Spain who has his seat in the best + part of this Andalusia. I took and read the letter, which was couched in + terms so flattering that even I myself felt it would be wrong in my father + not to comply with the request the duke made in it, which was that he + would send me immediately to him, as he wished me to become the companion, + not servant, of his eldest son, and would take upon himself the charge of + placing me in a position corresponding to the esteem in which he held me. + On reading the letter my voice failed me, and still more when I heard my + father say, 'Two days hence thou wilt depart, Cardenio, in accordance with + the duke's wish, and give thanks to God who is opening a road to thee by + which thou mayest attain what I know thou dost deserve; and to these words + he added others of fatherly counsel. The time for my departure arrived; I + spoke one night to Luscinda, I told her all that had occurred, as I did + also to her father, entreating him to allow some delay, and to defer the + disposal of her hand until I should see what the Duke Ricardo sought of + me: he gave me the promise, and she confirmed it with vows and swoonings + unnumbered. Finally, I presented myself to the duke, and was received and + treated by him so kindly that very soon envy began to do its work, the old + servants growing envious of me, and regarding the duke's inclination to + show me favour as an injury to themselves. But the one to whom my arrival + gave the greatest pleasure was the duke's second son, Fernando by name, a + gallant youth, of noble, generous, and amorous disposition, who very soon + made so intimate a friend of me that it was remarked by everybody; for + though the elder was attached to me, and showed me kindness, he did not + carry his affectionate treatment to the same length as Don Fernando. It so + happened, then, that as between friends no secret remains unshared, and as + the favour I enjoyed with Don Fernando had grown into friendship, he made + all his thoughts known to me, and in particular a love affair which + troubled his mind a little. He was deeply in love with a peasant girl, a + vassal of his father's, the daughter of wealthy parents, and herself so + beautiful, modest, discreet, and virtuous, that no one who knew her was + able to decide in which of these respects she was most highly gifted or + most excelled. The attractions of the fair peasant raised the passion of + Don Fernando to such a point that, in order to gain his object and + overcome her virtuous resolutions, he determined to pledge his word to her + to become her husband, for to attempt it in any other way was to attempt + an impossibility. Bound to him as I was by friendship, I strove by the + best arguments and the most forcible examples I could think of to restrain + and dissuade him from such a course; but perceiving I produced no effect I + resolved to make the Duke Ricardo, his father, acquainted with the matter; + but Don Fernando, being sharp-witted and shrewd, foresaw and apprehended + this, perceiving that by my duty as a good servant I was bound not to keep + concealed a thing so much opposed to the honour of my lord the duke; and + so, to mislead and deceive me, he told me he could find no better way of + effacing from his mind the beauty that so enslaved him than by absenting + himself for some months, and that he wished the absence to be effected by + our going, both of us, to my father's house under the pretence, which he + would make to the duke, of going to see and buy some fine horses that + there were in my city, which produces the best in the world. When I heard + him say so, even if his resolution had not been so good a one I should + have hailed it as one of the happiest that could be imagined, prompted by + my affection, seeing what a favourable chance and opportunity it offered + me of returning to see my Luscinda. With this thought and wish I commended + his idea and encouraged his design, advising him to put it into execution + as quickly as possible, as, in truth, absence produced its effect in spite + of the most deeply rooted feelings. But, as afterwards appeared, when he + said this to me he had already enjoyed the peasant girl under the title of + husband, and was waiting for an opportunity of making it known with safety + to himself, being in dread of what his father the duke would do when he + came to know of his folly. It happened, then, that as with young men love + is for the most part nothing more than appetite, which, as its final + object is enjoyment, comes to an end on obtaining it, and that which + seemed to be love takes to flight, as it cannot pass the limit fixed by + nature, which fixes no limit to true love—what I mean is that after + Don Fernando had enjoyed this peasant girl his passion subsided and his + eagerness cooled, and if at first he feigned a wish to absent himself in + order to cure his love, he was now in reality anxious to go to avoid + keeping his promise. + </p> + <p> + "The duke gave him permission, and ordered me to accompany him; we arrived + at my city, and my father gave him the reception due to his rank; I saw + Luscinda without delay, and, though it had not been dead or deadened, my + love gathered fresh life. To my sorrow I told the story of it to Don + Fernando, for I thought that in virtue of the great friendship he bore me + I was bound to conceal nothing from him. I extolled her beauty, her + gaiety, her wit, so warmly, that my praises excited in him a desire to see + a damsel adorned by such attractions. To my misfortune I yielded to it, + showing her to him one night by the light of a taper at a window where we + used to talk to one another. As she appeared to him in her dressing-gown, + she drove all the beauties he had seen until then out of his recollection; + speech failed him, his head turned, he was spell-bound, and in the end + love-smitten, as you will see in the course of the story of my misfortune; + and to inflame still further his passion, which he hid from me and + revealed to Heaven alone, it so happened that one day he found a note of + hers entreating me to demand her of her father in marriage, so delicate, + so modest, and so tender, that on reading it he told me that in Luscinda + alone were combined all the charms of beauty and understanding that were + distributed among all the other women in the world. It is true, and I own + it now, that though I knew what good cause Don Fernando had to praise + Luscinda, it gave me uneasiness to hear these praises from his mouth, and + I began to fear, and with reason to feel distrust of him, for there was no + moment when he was not ready to talk of Luscinda, and he would start the + subject himself even though he dragged it in unseasonably, a circumstance + that aroused in me a certain amount of jealousy; not that I feared any + change in the constancy or faith of Luscinda; but still my fate led me to + forebode what she assured me against. Don Fernando contrived always to + read the letters I sent to Luscinda and her answers to me, under the + pretence that he enjoyed the wit and sense of both. It so happened, then, + that Luscinda having begged of me a book of chivalry to read, one that she + was very fond of, Amadis of Gaul-" + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote no sooner heard a book of chivalry mentioned, than he said: + </p> + <p> + "Had your worship told me at the beginning of your story that the Lady + Luscinda was fond of books of chivalry, no other laudation would have been + requisite to impress upon me the superiority of her understanding, for it + could not have been of the excellence you describe had a taste for such + delightful reading been wanting; so, as far as I am concerned, you need + waste no more words in describing her beauty, worth, and intelligence; + for, on merely hearing what her taste was, I declare her to be the most + beautiful and the most intelligent woman in the world; and I wish your + worship had, along with Amadis of Gaul, sent her the worthy Don Rugel of + Greece, for I know the Lady Luscinda would greatly relish Daraida and + Garaya, and the shrewd sayings of the shepherd Darinel, and the admirable + verses of his bucolics, sung and delivered by him with such sprightliness, + wit, and ease; but a time may come when this omission can be remedied, and + to rectify it nothing more is needed than for your worship to be so good + as to come with me to my village, for there I can give you more than three + hundred books which are the delight of my soul and the entertainment of my + life;—though it occurs to me that I have not got one of them now, + thanks to the spite of wicked and envious enchanters;—but pardon me + for having broken the promise we made not to interrupt your discourse; for + when I hear chivalry or knights-errant mentioned, I can no more help + talking about them than the rays of the sun can help giving heat, or those + of the moon moisture; pardon me, therefore, and proceed, for that is more + to the purpose now." + </p> + <p> + While Don Quixote was saying this, Cardenio allowed his head to fall upon + his breast, and seemed plunged in deep thought; and though twice Don + Quixote bade him go on with his story, he neither looked up nor uttered a + word in reply; but after some time he raised his head and said, "I cannot + get rid of the idea, nor will anyone in the world remove it, or make me + think otherwise—and he would be a blockhead who would hold or + believe anything else than that that arrant knave Master Elisabad made + free with Queen Madasima." + </p> + <p> + "That is not true, by all that's good," said Don Quixote in high wrath, + turning upon him angrily, as his way was; "and it is a very great slander, + or rather villainy. Queen Madasima was a very illustrious lady, and it is + not to be supposed that so exalted a princess would have made free with a + quack; and whoever maintains the contrary lies like a great scoundrel, and + I will give him to know it, on foot or on horseback, armed or unarmed, by + night or by day, or as he likes best." + </p> + <p> + Cardenio was looking at him steadily, and his mad fit having now come upon + him, he had no disposition to go on with his story, nor would Don Quixote + have listened to it, so much had what he had heard about Madasima + disgusted him. Strange to say, he stood up for her as if she were in + earnest his veritable born lady; to such a pass had his unholy books + brought him. Cardenio, then, being, as I said, now mad, when he heard + himself given the lie, and called a scoundrel and other insulting names, + not relishing the jest, snatched up a stone that he found near him, and + with it delivered such a blow on Don Quixote's breast that he laid him on + his back. Sancho Panza, seeing his master treated in this fashion, + attacked the madman with his closed fist; but the Ragged One received him + in such a way that with a blow of his fist he stretched him at his feet, + and then mounting upon him crushed his ribs to his own satisfaction; the + goatherd, who came to the rescue, shared the same fate; and having beaten + and pummelled them all he left them and quietly withdrew to his + hiding-place on the mountain. Sancho rose, and with the rage he felt at + finding himself so belaboured without deserving it, ran to take vengeance + on the goatherd, accusing him of not giving them warning that this man was + at times taken with a mad fit, for if they had known it they would have + been on their guard to protect themselves. The goatherd replied that he + had said so, and that if he had not heard him, that was no fault of his. + Sancho retorted, and the goatherd rejoined, and the altercation ended in + their seizing each other by the beard, and exchanging such fisticuffs that + if Don Quixote had not made peace between them, they would have knocked + one another to pieces. + </p> + <p> + "Leave me alone, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance," said Sancho, + grappling with the goatherd, "for of this fellow, who is a clown like + myself, and no dubbed knight, I can safely take satisfaction for the + affront he has offered me, fighting with him hand to hand like an honest + man." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Don Quixote, "but I know that he is not to blame for + what has happened." + </p> + <p> + With this he pacified them, and again asked the goatherd if it would be + possible to find Cardenio, as he felt the greatest anxiety to know the end + of his story. The goatherd told him, as he had told him before, that there + was no knowing of a certainty where his lair was; but that if he wandered + about much in that neighbourhood he could not fail to fall in with him + either in or out of his senses. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c24e" id="c24e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c24e.jpg (69K)" src="images/c24e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c24e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch25" id="ch25"></a>CHAPTER XXV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO THE STOUT KNIGHT OF LA + MANCHA IN THE SIERRA MORENA, AND OF HIS IMITATION OF THE PENANCE OF + BELTENEBROS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c25a" id="c25a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c25a.jpg (168K)" src="images/c25a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c25a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote took leave of the goatherd, and once more mounting Rocinante + bade Sancho follow him, which he having no ass, did very discontentedly. + They proceeded slowly, making their way into the most rugged part of the + mountain, Sancho all the while dying to have a talk with his master, and + longing for him to begin, so that there should be no breach of the + injunction laid upon him; but unable to keep silence so long he said to + him: + </p> + <p> + "Senor Don Quixote, give me your worship's blessing and dismissal, for I'd + like to go home at once to my wife and children with whom I can at any + rate talk and converse as much as I like; for to want me to go through + these solitudes day and night and not speak to you when I have a mind is + burying me alive. If luck would have it that animals spoke as they did in + the days of Guisopete, it would not be so bad, because I could talk to + Rocinante about whatever came into my head, and so put up with my + ill-fortune; but it is a hard case, and not to be borne with patience, to + go seeking adventures all one's life and get nothing but kicks and + blanketings, brickbats and punches, and with all this to have to sew up + one's mouth without daring to say what is in one's heart, just as if one + were dumb." + </p> + <p> + "I understand thee, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "thou art dying to have + the interdict I placed upon thy tongue removed; consider it removed, and + say what thou wilt while we are wandering in these mountains." + </p> + <p> + "So be it," said Sancho; "let me speak now, for God knows what will happen + by-and-by; and to take advantage of the permit at once, I ask, what made + your worship stand up so for that Queen Majimasa, or whatever her name is, + or what did it matter whether that abbot was a friend of hers or not? for + if your worship had let that pass—and you were not a judge in the + matter—it is my belief the madman would have gone on with his story, + and the blow of the stone, and the kicks, and more than half a dozen cuffs + would have been escaped." + </p> + <p> + "In faith, Sancho," answered Don Quixote, "if thou knewest as I do what an + honourable and illustrious lady Queen Madasima was, I know thou wouldst + say I had great patience that I did not break in pieces the mouth that + uttered such blasphemies, for a very great blasphemy it is to say or + imagine that a queen has made free with a surgeon. The truth of the story + is that that Master Elisabad whom the madman mentioned was a man of great + prudence and sound judgment, and served as governor and physician to the + queen, but to suppose that she was his mistress is nonsense deserving very + severe punishment; and as a proof that Cardenio did not know what he was + saying, remember when he said it he was out of his wits." + </p> + <p> + "That is what I say," said Sancho; "there was no occasion for minding the + words of a madman; for if good luck had not helped your worship, and he + had sent that stone at your head instead of at your breast, a fine way we + should have been in for standing up for my lady yonder, God confound her! + And then, would not Cardenio have gone free as a madman?" + </p> + <p> + "Against men in their senses or against madmen," said Don Quixote, "every + knight-errant is bound to stand up for the honour of women, whoever they + may be, much more for queens of such high degree and dignity as Queen + Madasima, for whom I have a particular regard on account of her amiable + qualities; for, besides being extremely beautiful, she was very wise, and + very patient under her misfortunes, of which she had many; and the counsel + and society of the Master Elisabad were a great help and support to her in + enduring her afflictions with wisdom and resignation; hence the ignorant + and ill-disposed vulgar took occasion to say and think that she was his + mistress; and they lie, I say it once more, and will lie two hundred times + more, all who think and say so." + </p> + <p> + "I neither say nor think so," said Sancho; "let them look to it; with + their bread let them eat it; they have rendered account to God whether + they misbehaved or not; I come from my vineyard, I know nothing; I am not + fond of prying into other men's lives; he who buys and lies feels it in + his purse; moreover, naked was I born, naked I find myself, I neither lose + nor gain; but if they did, what is that to me? many think there are + flitches where there are no hooks; but who can put gates to the open + plain? moreover they said of God-" + </p> + <p> + "God bless me," said Don Quixote, "what a set of absurdities thou art + stringing together! What has what we are talking about got to do with the + proverbs thou art threading one after the other? for God's sake hold thy + tongue, Sancho, and henceforward keep to prodding thy ass and don't meddle + in what does not concern thee; and understand with all thy five senses + that everything I have done, am doing, or shall do, is well founded on + reason and in conformity with the rules of chivalry, for I understand them + better than all the world that profess them." + </p> + <p> + "Senor," replied Sancho, "is it a good rule of chivalry that we should go + astray through these mountains without path or road, looking for a madman + who when he is found will perhaps take a fancy to finish what he began, + not his story, but your worship's head and my ribs, and end by breaking + them altogether for us?" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c25b" id="c25b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c25b.jpg (330K)" src="images/c25b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c25b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Peace, I say again, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for let me tell thee it + is not so much the desire of finding that madman that leads me into these + regions as that which I have of performing among them an achievement + wherewith I shall win eternal name and fame throughout the known world; + and it shall be such that I shall thereby set the seal on all that can + make a knight-errant perfect and famous." + </p> + <p> + "And is it very perilous, this achievement?" + </p> + <p> + "No," replied he of the Rueful Countenance; "though it may be in the dice + that we may throw deuce-ace instead of sixes; but all will depend on thy + diligence." + </p> + <p> + "On my diligence!" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Yes," said Don Quixote, "for if thou dost return soon from the place + where I mean to send thee, my penance will be soon over, and my glory will + soon begin. But as it is not right to keep thee any longer in suspense, + waiting to see what comes of my words, I would have thee know, Sancho, + that the famous Amadis of Gaul was one of the most perfect knights-errant—I + am wrong to say he was one; he stood alone, the first, the only one, the + lord of all that were in the world in his time. A fig for Don Belianis, + and for all who say he equalled him in any respect, for, my oath upon it, + they are deceiving themselves! I say, too, that when a painter desires to + become famous in his art he endeavours to copy the originals of the rarest + painters that he knows; and the same rule holds good for all the most + important crafts and callings that serve to adorn a state; thus must he + who would be esteemed prudent and patient imitate Ulysses, in whose person + and labours Homer presents to us a lively picture of prudence and + patience; as Virgil, too, shows us in the person of AEneas the virtue of a + pious son and the sagacity of a brave and skilful captain; not + representing or describing them as they were, but as they ought to be, so + as to leave the example of their virtues to posterity. In the same way + Amadis was the polestar, day-star, sun of valiant and devoted knights, + whom all we who fight under the banner of love and chivalry are bound to + imitate. This, then, being so, I consider, friend Sancho, that the + knight-errant who shall imitate him most closely will come nearest to + reaching the perfection of chivalry. Now one of the instances in which + this knight most conspicuously showed his prudence, worth, valour, + endurance, fortitude, and love, was when he withdrew, rejected by the Lady + Oriana, to do penance upon the Pena Pobre, changing his name into that of + Beltenebros, a name assuredly significant and appropriate to the life + which he had voluntarily adopted. So, as it is easier for me to imitate + him in this than in cleaving giants asunder, cutting off serpents' heads, + slaying dragons, routing armies, destroying fleets, and breaking + enchantments, and as this place is so well suited for a similar purpose, I + must not allow the opportunity to escape which now so conveniently offers + me its forelock." + </p> + <p> + "What is it in reality," said Sancho, "that your worship means to do in + such an out-of-the-way place as this?" + </p> + <p> + "Have I not told thee," answered Don Quixote, "that I mean to imitate + Amadis here, playing the victim of despair, the madman, the maniac, so as + at the same time to imitate the valiant Don Roland, when at the fountain + he had evidence of the fair Angelica having disgraced herself with Medoro + and through grief thereat went mad, and plucked up trees, troubled the + waters of the clear springs, slew destroyed flocks, burned down huts, + levelled houses, dragged mares after him, and perpetrated a hundred + thousand other outrages worthy of everlasting renown and record? And + though I have no intention of imitating Roland, or Orlando, or Rotolando + (for he went by all these names), step by step in all the mad things he + did, said, and thought, I will make a rough copy to the best of my power + of all that seems to me most essential; but perhaps I shall content myself + with the simple imitation of Amadis, who without giving way to any + mischievous madness but merely to tears and sorrow, gained as much fame as + the most famous." + </p> + <p> + "It seems to me," said Sancho, "that the knights who behaved in this way + had provocation and cause for those follies and penances; but what cause + has your worship for going mad? What lady has rejected you, or what + evidence have you found to prove that the lady Dulcinea del Toboso has + been trifling with Moor or Christian?" + </p> + <p> + "There is the point," replied Don Quixote, "and that is the beauty of this + business of mine; no thanks to a knight-errant for going mad when he has + cause; the thing is to turn crazy without any provocation, and let my lady + know, if I do this in the dry, what I would do in the moist; moreover I + have abundant cause in the long separation I have endured from my lady + till death, Dulcinea del Toboso; for as thou didst hear that shepherd + Ambrosio say the other day, in absence all ills are felt and feared; and + so, friend Sancho, waste no time in advising me against so rare, so happy, + and so unheard-of an imitation; mad I am, and mad I must be until thou + returnest with the answer to a letter that I mean to send by thee to my + lady Dulcinea; and if it be such as my constancy deserves, my insanity and + penance will come to an end; and if it be to the opposite effect, I shall + become mad in earnest, and, being so, I shall suffer no more; thus in + whatever way she may answer I shall escape from the struggle and + affliction in which thou wilt leave me, enjoying in my senses the boon + thou bearest me, or as a madman not feeling the evil thou bringest me. But + tell me, Sancho, hast thou got Mambrino's helmet safe? for I saw thee take + it up from the ground when that ungrateful wretch tried to break it in + pieces but could not, by which the fineness of its temper may be seen." + </p> + <p> + To which Sancho made answer, "By the living God, Sir Knight of the Rueful + Countenance, I cannot endure or bear with patience some of the things that + your worship says; and from them I begin to suspect that all you tell me + about chivalry, and winning kingdoms and empires, and giving islands, and + bestowing other rewards and dignities after the custom of knights-errant, + must be all made up of wind and lies, and all pigments or figments, or + whatever we may call them; for what would anyone think that heard your + worship calling a barber's basin Mambrino's helmet without ever seeing the + mistake all this time, but that one who says and maintains such things + must have his brains addled? I have the basin in my sack all dinted, and I + am taking it home to have it mended, to trim my beard in it, if, by God's + grace, I am allowed to see my wife and children some day or other." + </p> + <p> + "Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "by him thou didst swear by just + now I swear thou hast the most limited understanding that any squire in + the world has or ever had. Is it possible that all this time thou hast + been going about with me thou hast never found out that all things + belonging to knights-errant seem to be illusions and nonsense and ravings, + and to go always by contraries? And not because it really is so, but + because there is always a swarm of enchanters in attendance upon us that + change and alter everything with us, and turn things as they please, and + according as they are disposed to aid or destroy us; thus what seems to + thee a barber's basin seems to me Mambrino's helmet, and to another it + will seem something else; and rare foresight it was in the sage who is on + my side to make what is really and truly Mambrine's helmet seem a basin to + everybody, for, being held in such estimation as it is, all the world + would pursue me to rob me of it; but when they see it is only a barber's + basin they do not take the trouble to obtain it; as was plainly shown by + him who tried to break it, and left it on the ground without taking it, + for, by my faith, had he known it he would never have left it behind. Keep + it safe, my friend, for just now I have no need of it; indeed, I shall + have to take off all this armour and remain as naked as I was born, if I + have a mind to follow Roland rather than Amadis in my penance." + </p> + <p> + Thus talking they reached the foot of a high mountain which stood like an + isolated peak among the others that surrounded it. Past its base there + flowed a gentle brook, all around it spread a meadow so green and + luxuriant that it was a delight to the eyes to look upon it, and forest + trees in abundance, and shrubs and flowers, added to the charms of the + spot. Upon this place the Knight of the Rueful Countenance fixed his + choice for the performance of his penance, and as he beheld it exclaimed + in a loud voice as though he were out of his senses: + </p> + <p> + "This is the place, oh, ye heavens, that I select and choose for bewailing + the misfortune in which ye yourselves have plunged me: this is the spot + where the overflowings of mine eyes shall swell the waters of yon little + brook, and my deep and endless sighs shall stir unceasingly the leaves of + these mountain trees, in testimony and token of the pain my persecuted + heart is suffering. Oh, ye rural deities, whoever ye be that haunt this + lone spot, give ear to the complaint of a wretched lover whom long absence + and brooding jealousy have driven to bewail his fate among these wilds and + complain of the hard heart of that fair and ungrateful one, the end and + limit of all human beauty! Oh, ye wood nymphs and dryads, that dwell in + the thickets of the forest, so may the nimble wanton satyrs by whom ye are + vainly wooed never disturb your sweet repose, help me to lament my hard + fate or at least weary not at listening to it! Oh, Dulcinea del Toboso, + day of my night, glory of my pain, guide of my path, star of my fortune, + so may Heaven grant thee in full all thou seekest of it, bethink thee of + the place and condition to which absence from thee has brought me, and + make that return in kindness that is due to my fidelity! Oh, lonely trees, + that from this day forward shall bear me company in my solitude, give me + some sign by the gentle movement of your boughs that my presence is not + distasteful to you! Oh, thou, my squire, pleasant companion in my + prosperous and adverse fortunes, fix well in thy memory what thou shalt + see me do here, so that thou mayest relate and report it to the sole cause + of all," and so saying he dismounted from Rocinante, and in an instant + relieved him of saddle and bridle, and giving him a slap on the croup, + said, "He gives thee freedom who is bereft of it himself, oh steed as + excellent in deed as thou art unfortunate in thy lot; begone where thou + wilt, for thou bearest written on thy forehead that neither Astolfo's + hippogriff, nor the famed Frontino that cost Bradamante so dear, could + equal thee in speed." + </p> + <p> + Seeing this Sancho said, "Good luck to him who has saved us the trouble of + stripping the pack-saddle off Dapple! By my faith he would not have gone + without a slap on the croup and something said in his praise; though if he + were here I would not let anyone strip him, for there would be no + occasion, as he had nothing of the lover or victim of despair about him, + inasmuch as his master, which I was while it was God's pleasure, was + nothing of the sort; and indeed, Sir Knight of the Rueful Countenance, if + my departure and your worship's madness are to come off in earnest, it + will be as well to saddle Rocinante again in order that he may supply the + want of Dapple, because it will save me time in going and returning: for + if I go on foot I don't know when I shall get there or when I shall get + back, as I am, in truth, a bad walker." + </p> + <p> + "I declare, Sancho," returned Don Quixote, "it shall be as thou wilt, for + thy plan does not seem to me a bad one, and three days hence thou wilt + depart, for I wish thee to observe in the meantime what I do and say for + her sake, that thou mayest be able to tell it." + </p> + <p> + "But what more have I to see besides what I have seen?" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Much thou knowest about it!" said Don Quixote. "I have now got to tear up + my garments, to scatter about my armour, knock my head against these + rocks, and more of the same sort of thing, which thou must witness." + </p> + <p> + "For the love of God," said Sancho, "be careful, your worship, how you + give yourself those knocks on the head, for you may come across such a + rock, and in such a way, that the very first may put an end to the whole + contrivance of this penance; and I should think, if indeed knocks on the + head seem necessary to you, and this business cannot be done without them, + you might be content—as the whole thing is feigned, and counterfeit, + and in joke—you might be content, I say, with giving them to + yourself in the water, or against something soft, like cotton; and leave + it all to me; for I'll tell my lady that your worship knocked your head + against a point of rock harder than a diamond." + </p> + <p> + "I thank thee for thy good intentions, friend Sancho," answered Don + Quixote, "but I would have thee know that all these things I am doing are + not in joke, but very much in earnest, for anything else would be a + transgression of the ordinances of chivalry, which forbid us to tell any + lie whatever under the penalties due to apostasy; and to do one thing + instead of another is just the same as lying; so my knocks on the head + must be real, solid, and valid, without anything sophisticated or fanciful + about them, and it will be needful to leave me some lint to dress my + wounds, since fortune has compelled us to do without the balsam we lost." + </p> + <p> + "It was worse losing the ass," replied Sancho, "for with him lint and all + were lost; but I beg of your worship not to remind me again of that + accursed liquor, for my soul, not to say my stomach, turns at hearing the + very name of it; and I beg of you, too, to reckon as past the three days + you allowed me for seeing the mad things you do, for I take them as seen + already and pronounced upon, and I will tell wonderful stories to my lady; + so write the letter and send me off at once, for I long to return and take + your worship out of this purgatory where I am leaving you." + </p> + <p> + "Purgatory dost thou call it, Sancho?" said Don Quixote, "rather call it + hell, or even worse if there be anything worse." + </p> + <p> + "For one who is in hell," said Sancho, "nulla est retentio, as I have + heard say." + </p> + <p> + "I do not understand what retentio means," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Retentio," answered Sancho, "means that whoever is in hell never comes + nor can come out of it, which will be the opposite case with your worship + or my legs will be idle, that is if I have spurs to enliven Rocinante: let + me once get to El Toboso and into the presence of my lady Dulcinea, and I + will tell her such things of the follies and madnesses (for it is all one) + that your worship has done and is still doing, that I will manage to make + her softer than a glove though I find her harder than a cork tree; and + with her sweet and honeyed answer I will come back through the air like a + witch, and take your worship out of this purgatory that seems to be hell + but is not, as there is hope of getting out of it; which, as I have said, + those in hell have not, and I believe your worship will not say anything + to the contrary." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said he of the Rueful Countenance, "but how shall we + manage to write the letter?" + </p> + <p> + "And the ass-colt order too," added Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "All shall be included," said Don Quixote; "and as there is no paper, it + would be well done to write it on the leaves of trees, as the ancients + did, or on tablets of wax; though that would be as hard to find just now + as paper. But it has just occurred to me how it may be conveniently and + even more than conveniently written, and that is in the note-book that + belonged to Cardenio, and thou wilt take care to have it copied on paper, + in a good hand, at the first village thou comest to where there is a + schoolmaster, or if not, any sacristan will copy it; but see thou give it + not to any notary to copy, for they write a law hand that Satan could not + make out." + </p> + <p> + "But what is to be done about the signature?" said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "The letters of Amadis were never signed," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "That is all very well," said Sancho, "but the order must needs be signed, + and if it is copied they will say the signature is false, and I shall be + left without ass-colts." + </p> + <p> + "The order shall go signed in the same book," said Don Quixote, "and on + seeing it my niece will make no difficulty about obeying it; as to the + loveletter thou canst put by way of signature, 'Yours till death, the + Knight of the Rueful Countenance.' And it will be no great matter if it is + in some other person's hand, for as well as I recollect Dulcinea can + neither read nor write, nor in the whole course of her life has she seen + handwriting or letter of mine, for my love and hers have been always + platonic, not going beyond a modest look, and even that so seldom that I + can safely swear I have not seen her four times in all these twelve years + I have been loving her more than the light of these eyes that the earth + will one day devour; and perhaps even of those four times she has not once + perceived that I was looking at her: such is the retirement and seclusion + in which her father Lorenzo Corchuelo and her mother Aldonza Nogales have + brought her up." + </p> + <p> + "So, so!" said Sancho; "Lorenzo Corchuelo's daughter is the lady Dulcinea + del Toboso, otherwise called Aldonza Lorenzo?" + </p> + <p> + "She it is," said Don Quixote, "and she it is that is worthy to be lady of + the whole universe." + </p> + <p> + "I know her well," said Sancho, "and let me tell you she can fling a + crowbar as well as the lustiest lad in all the town. Giver of all good! + but she is a brave lass, and a right and stout one, and fit to be helpmate + to any knight-errant that is or is to be, who may make her his lady: the + whoreson wench, what sting she has and what a voice! I can tell you one + day she posted herself on the top of the belfry of the village to call + some labourers of theirs that were in a ploughed field of her father's, + and though they were better than half a league off they heard her as well + as if they were at the foot of the tower; and the best of her is that she + is not a bit prudish, for she has plenty of affability, and jokes with + everybody, and has a grin and a jest for everything. So, Sir Knight of the + Rueful Countenance, I say you not only may and ought to do mad freaks for + her sake, but you have a good right to give way to despair and hang + yourself; and no one who knows of it but will say you did well, though the + devil should take you; and I wish I were on my road already, simply to see + her, for it is many a day since I saw her, and she must be altered by this + time, for going about the fields always, and the sun and the air spoil + women's looks greatly. But I must own the truth to your worship, Senor Don + Quixote; until now I have been under a great mistake, for I believed truly + and honestly that the lady Dulcinea must be some princess your worship was + in love with, or some person great enough to deserve the rich presents you + have sent her, such as the Biscayan and the galley slaves, and many more + no doubt, for your worship must have won many victories in the time when I + was not yet your squire. But all things considered, what good can it do + the lady Aldonza Lorenzo, I mean the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, to have the + vanquished your worship sends or will send coming to her and going down on + their knees before her? Because may be when they came she'd be hackling + flax or threshing on the threshing floor, and they'd be ashamed to see + her, and she'd laugh, or resent the present." + </p> + <p> + "I have before now told thee many times, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "that + thou art a mighty great chatterer, and that with a blunt wit thou art + always striving at sharpness; but to show thee what a fool thou art and + how rational I am, I would have thee listen to a short story. Thou must + know that a certain widow, fair, young, independent, and rich, and above + all free and easy, fell in love with a sturdy strapping young lay-brother; + his superior came to know of it, and one day said to the worthy widow by + way of brotherly remonstrance, 'I am surprised, senora, and not without + good reason, that a woman of such high standing, so fair, and so rich as + you are, should have fallen in love with such a mean, low, stupid fellow + as So-and-so, when in this house there are so many masters, graduates, and + divinity students from among whom you might choose as if they were a lot + of pears, saying this one I'll take, that I won't take;' but she replied + to him with great sprightliness and candour, 'My dear sir, you are very + much mistaken, and your ideas are very old-fashioned, if you think that I + have made a bad choice in So-and-so, fool as he seems; because for all I + want with him he knows as much and more philosophy than Aristotle.' In the + same way, Sancho, for all I want with Dulcinea del Toboso she is just as + good as the most exalted princess on earth. It is not to be supposed that + all those poets who sang the praises of ladies under the fancy names they + give them, had any such mistresses. Thinkest thou that the Amarillises, + the Phillises, the Sylvias, the Dianas, the Galateas, the Filidas, and all + the rest of them, that the books, the ballads, the barber's shops, the + theatres are full of, were really and truly ladies of flesh and blood, and + mistresses of those that glorify and have glorified them? Nothing of the + kind; they only invent them for the most part to furnish a subject for + their verses, and that they may pass for lovers, or for men valiant enough + to be so; and so it suffices me to think and believe that the good Aldonza + Lorenzo is fair and virtuous; and as to her pedigree it is very little + matter, for no one will examine into it for the purpose of conferring any + order upon her, and I, for my part, reckon her the most exalted princess + in the world. For thou shouldst know, Sancho, if thou dost not know, that + two things alone beyond all others are incentives to love, and these are + great beauty and a good name, and these two things are to be found in + Dulcinea in the highest degree, for in beauty no one equals her and in + good name few approach her; and to put the whole thing in a nutshell, I + persuade myself that all I say is as I say, neither more nor less, and I + picture her in my imagination as I would have her to be, as well in beauty + as in condition; Helen approaches her not nor does Lucretia come up to + her, nor any other of the famous women of times past, Greek, Barbarian, or + Latin; and let each say what he will, for if in this I am taken to task by + the ignorant, I shall not be censured by the critical." + </p> + <p> + "I say that your worship is entirely right," said Sancho, "and that I am + an ass. But I know not how the name of ass came into my mouth, for a rope + is not to be mentioned in the house of him who has been hanged; but now + for the letter, and then, God be with you, I am off." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote took out the note-book, and, retiring to one side, very + deliberately began to write the letter, and when he had finished it he + called to Sancho, saying he wished to read it to him, so that he might + commit it to memory, in case of losing it on the road; for with evil + fortune like his anything might be apprehended. To which Sancho replied, + "Write it two or three times there in the book and give it to me, and I + will carry it very carefully, because to expect me to keep it in my memory + is all nonsense, for I have such a bad one that I often forget my own + name; but for all that repeat it to me, as I shall like to hear it, for + surely it will run as if it was in print." + </p> + <p> + "Listen," said Don Quixote, "this is what it says: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +"DON QUIXOTE'S LETTER TO DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO + +"Sovereign and exalted Lady,—The pierced by the point of absence, +the wounded to the heart's core, sends thee, sweetest Dulcinea del +Toboso, the health that he himself enjoys not. If thy beauty +despises me, if thy worth is not for me, if thy scorn is my +affliction, though I be sufficiently long-suffering, hardly shall I +endure this anxiety, which, besides being oppressive, is protracted. +My good squire Sancho will relate to thee in full, fair ingrate, +dear enemy, the condition to which I am reduced on thy account: if +it be thy pleasure to give me relief, I am thine; if not, do as may be +pleasing to thee; for by ending my life I shall satisfy thy cruelty +and my desire. + +"Thine till death, + +"The Knight of the Rueful Countenance." +</pre> + <p> + "By the life of my father," said Sancho, when he heard the letter, "it is + the loftiest thing I ever heard. Body of me! how your worship says + everything as you like in it! And how well you fit in 'The Knight of the + Rueful Countenance' into the signature. I declare your worship is indeed + the very devil, and there is nothing you don't know." + </p> + <p> + "Everything is needed for the calling I follow," said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Now then," said Sancho, "let your worship put the order for the three + ass-colts on the other side, and sign it very plainly, that they may + recognise it at first sight." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said Don Quixote, and as he had written it he read it + to this effect: + </p> + <p> + "Mistress Niece,—By this first of ass-colts please pay to Sancho + Panza, my squire, three of the five I left at home in your charge: said + three ass-colts to be paid and delivered for the same number received here + in hand, which upon this and upon his receipt shall be duly paid. Done in + the heart of the Sierra Morena, the twenty-seventh of August of this + present year." + </p> + <p> + "That will do," said Sancho; "now let your worship sign it." + </p> + <p> + "There is no need to sign it," said Don Quixote, "but merely to put my + flourish, which is the same as a signature, and enough for three asses, or + even three hundred." + </p> + <p> + "I can trust your worship," returned Sancho; "let me go and saddle + Rocinante, and be ready to give me your blessing, for I mean to go at once + without seeing the fooleries your worship is going to do; I'll say I saw + you do so many that she will not want any more." + </p> + <p> + "At any rate, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "I should like—and there is + reason for it—I should like thee, I say, to see me stripped to the + skin and performing a dozen or two of insanities, which I can get done in + less than half an hour; for having seen them with thine own eyes, thou + canst then safely swear to the rest that thou wouldst add; and I promise + thee thou wilt not tell of as many as I mean to perform." + </p> + <p> + "For the love of God, master mine," said Sancho, "let me not see your + worship stripped, for it will sorely grieve me, and I shall not be able to + keep from tears, and my head aches so with all I shed last night for + Dapple, that I am not fit to begin any fresh weeping; but if it is your + worship's pleasure that I should see some insanities, do them in your + clothes, short ones, and such as come readiest to hand; for I myself want + nothing of the sort, and, as I have said, it will be a saving of time for + my return, which will be with the news your worship desires and deserves. + If not, let the lady Dulcinea look to it; if she does not answer + reasonably, I swear as solemnly as I can that I will fetch a fair answer + out of her stomach with kicks and cuffs; for why should it be borne that a + knight-errant as famous as your worship should go mad without rhyme or + reason for a—? Her ladyship had best not drive me to say it, for by + God I will speak out and let off everything cheap, even if it doesn't + sell: I am pretty good at that! she little knows me; faith, if she knew me + she'd be in awe of me." + </p> + <p> + "In faith, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "to all appearance thou art no + sounder in thy wits than I." + </p> + <p> + "I am not so mad," answered Sancho, "but I am more peppery; but apart from + all this, what has your worship to eat until I come back? Will you sally + out on the road like Cardenio to force it from the shepherds?" + </p> + <p> + "Let not that anxiety trouble thee," replied Don Quixote, "for even if I + had it I should not eat anything but the herbs and the fruits which this + meadow and these trees may yield me; the beauty of this business of mine + lies in not eating, and in performing other mortifications." + </p> + <p> + "Do you know what I am afraid of?" said Sancho upon this; "that I shall + not be able to find my way back to this spot where I am leaving you, it is + such an out-of-the-way place." + </p> + <p> + "Observe the landmarks well," said Don Quixote, "for I will try not to go + far from this neighbourhood, and I will even take care to mount the + highest of these rocks to see if I can discover thee returning; however, + not to miss me and lose thyself, the best plan will be to cut some + branches of the broom that is so abundant about here, and as thou goest to + lay them at intervals until thou hast come out upon the plain; these will + serve thee, after the fashion of the clue in the labyrinth of Theseus, as + marks and signs for finding me on thy return." + </p> + <p> + "So I will," said Sancho Panza, and having cut some, he asked his master's + blessing, and not without many tears on both sides, took his leave of him, + and mounting Rocinante, of whom Don Quixote charged him earnestly to have + as much care as of his own person, he set out for the plain, strewing at + intervals the branches of broom as his master had recommended him; and so + he went his way, though Don Quixote still entreated him to see him do were + it only a couple of mad acts. He had not gone a hundred paces, however, + when he returned and said: + </p> + <p> + "I must say, senor, your worship said quite right, that in order to be + able to swear without a weight on my conscience that I had seen you do mad + things, it would be well for me to see if it were only one; though in your + worship's remaining here I have seen a very great one." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c25c" id="c25c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c25c.jpg (261K)" src="images/c25c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c25c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Did I not tell thee so?" said Don Quixote. "Wait, Sancho, and I will do + them in the saying of a credo," and pulling off his breeches in all haste + he stripped himself to his skin and his shirt, and then, without more ado, + he cut a couple of gambados in the air, and a couple of somersaults, heels + over head, making such a display that, not to see it a second time, Sancho + wheeled Rocinante round, and felt easy, and satisfied in his mind that he + could swear he had left his master mad; and so we will leave him to follow + his road until his return, which was a quick one. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c25e" id="c25e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c25e.jpg (20K)" src="images/c25e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch26" id="ch26"></a>CHAPTER XXVI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE REFINEMENTS WHEREWITH DON QUIXOTE PLAYED THE + PART OF A LOVER IN THE SIERRA MORENA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c26a" id="c26a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c26a.jpg (111K)" src="images/c26a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c26a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Returning to the proceedings of him of the Rueful Countenance when he + found himself alone, the history says that when Don Quixote had completed + the performance of the somersaults or capers, naked from the waist down + and clothed from the waist up, and saw that Sancho had gone off without + waiting to see any more crazy feats, he climbed up to the top of a high + rock, and there set himself to consider what he had several times before + considered without ever coming to any conclusion on the point, namely + whether it would be better and more to his purpose to imitate the + outrageous madness of Roland, or the melancholy madness of Amadis; and + communing with himself he said: + </p> + <p> + "What wonder is it if Roland was so good a knight and so valiant as + everyone says he was, when, after all, he was enchanted, and nobody could + kill him save by thrusting a corking pin into the sole of his foot, and he + always wore shoes with seven iron soles? Though cunning devices did not + avail him against Bernardo del Carpio, who knew all about them, and + strangled him in his arms at Roncesvalles. But putting the question of his + valour aside, let us come to his losing his wits, for certain it is that + he did lose them in consequence of the proofs he discovered at the + fountain, and the intelligence the shepherd gave him of Angelica having + slept more than two siestas with Medoro, a little curly-headed Moor, and + page to Agramante. If he was persuaded that this was true, and that his + lady had wronged him, it is no wonder that he should have gone mad; but I, + how am I to imitate him in his madness, unless I can imitate him in the + cause of it? For my Dulcinea, I will venture to swear, never saw a Moor in + her life, as he is, in his proper costume, and she is this day as the + mother that bore her, and I should plainly be doing her a wrong if, + fancying anything else, I were to go mad with the same kind of madness as + Roland the Furious. On the other hand, I see that Amadis of Gaul, without + losing his senses and without doing anything mad, acquired as a lover as + much fame as the most famous; for, according to his history, on finding + himself rejected by his lady Oriana, who had ordered him not to appear in + her presence until it should be her pleasure, all he did was to retire to + the Pena Pobre in company with a hermit, and there he took his fill of + weeping until Heaven sent him relief in the midst of his great grief and + need. And if this be true, as it is, why should I now take the trouble to + strip stark naked, or do mischief to these trees which have done me no + harm, or why am I to disturb the clear waters of these brooks which will + give me to drink whenever I have a mind? Long live the memory of Amadis + and let him be imitated so far as is possible by Don Quixote of La Mancha, + of whom it will be said, as was said of the other, that if he did not + achieve great things, he died in attempting them; and if I am not repulsed + or rejected by my Dulcinea, it is enough for me, as I have said, to be + absent from her. And so, now to business; come to my memory ye deeds of + Amadis, and show me how I am to begin to imitate you. I know already that + what he chiefly did was to pray and commend himself to God; but what am I + to do for a rosary, for I have not got one?" + </p> + <p> + And then it occurred to him how he might make one, and that was by tearing + a great strip off the tail of his shirt which hung down, and making eleven + knots on it, one bigger than the rest, and this served him for a rosary + all the time he was there, during which he repeated countless ave-marias. + But what distressed him greatly was not having another hermit there to + confess him and receive consolation from; and so he solaced himself with + pacing up and down the little meadow, and writing and carving on the bark + of the trees and on the fine sand a multitude of verses all in harmony + with his sadness, and some in praise of Dulcinea; but, when he was found + there afterwards, the only ones completely legible that could be + discovered were those that follow here: + </p> + <blockquote> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +Ye on the mountain side that grow, + Ye green things all, trees, shrubs, and bushes, +Are ye aweary of the woe + That this poor aching bosom crushes? +If it disturb you, and I owe + Some reparation, it may be a +Defence for me to let you know +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. + +The lealest lover time can show, + Doomed for a lady-love to languish, +Among these solitudes doth go, + A prey to every kind of anguish. +Why Love should like a spiteful foe + Thus use him, he hath no idea, +But hogsheads full—this doth he know— +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. + +Adventure-seeking doth he go + Up rugged heights, down rocky valleys, +But hill or dale, or high or low, + Mishap attendeth all his sallies: +Love still pursues him to and fro, + And plies his cruel scourge—ah me! a +Relentless fate, an endless woe; +Don Quixote's tears are on the flow, + And all for distant Dulcinea + Del Toboso. +</pre> + </blockquote> + <p> + The addition of "Del Toboso" to Dulcinea's name gave rise to no little + laughter among those who found the above lines, for they suspected Don + Quixote must have fancied that unless he added "del Toboso" when he + introduced the name of Dulcinea the verse would be unintelligible; which + was indeed the fact, as he himself afterwards admitted. He wrote many + more, but, as has been said, these three verses were all that could be + plainly and perfectly deciphered. In this way, and in sighing and calling + on the fauns and satyrs of the woods and the nymphs of the streams, and + Echo, moist and mournful, to answer, console, and hear him, as well as in + looking for herbs to sustain him, he passed his time until Sancho's + return; and had that been delayed three weeks, as it was three days, the + Knight of the Rueful Countenance would have worn such an altered + countenance that the mother that bore him would not have known him: and + here it will be well to leave him, wrapped up in sighs and verses, to + relate how Sancho Panza fared on his mission. + </p> + <p> + As for him, coming out upon the high road, he made for El Toboso, and the + next day reached the inn where the mishap of the blanket had befallen him. + As soon as he recognised it he felt as if he were once more living through + the air, and he could not bring himself to enter it though it was an hour + when he might well have done so, for it was dinner-time, and he longed to + taste something hot as it had been all cold fare with him for many days + past. This craving drove him to draw near to the inn, still undecided + whether to go in or not, and as he was hesitating there came out two + persons who at once recognised him, and said one to the other: + </p> + <p> + "Senor licentiate, is not he on the horse there Sancho Panza who, our + adventurer's housekeeper told us, went off with her master as esquire?" + </p> + <p> + "So it is," said the licentiate, "and that is our friend Don Quixote's + horse;" and if they knew him so well it was because they were the curate + and the barber of his own village, the same who had carried out the + scrutiny and sentence upon the books; and as soon as they recognised + Sancho Panza and Rocinante, being anxious to hear of Don Quixote, they + approached, and calling him by his name the curate said, "Friend Sancho + Panza, where is your master?" + </p> + <p> + Sancho recognised them at once, and determined to keep secret the place + and circumstances where and under which he had left his master, so he + replied that his master was engaged in a certain quarter on a certain + matter of great importance to him which he could not disclose for the eyes + in his head. + </p> + <p> + "Nay, nay," said the barber, "if you don't tell us where he is, Sancho + Panza, we will suspect as we suspect already, that you have murdered and + robbed him, for here you are mounted on his horse; in fact, you must + produce the master of the hack, or else take the consequences." + </p> + <p> + "There is no need of threats with me," said Sancho, "for I am not a man to + rob or murder anybody; let his own fate, or God who made him, kill each + one; my master is engaged very much to his taste doing penance in the + midst of these mountains;" and then, offhand and without stopping, he told + them how he had left him, what adventures had befallen him, and how he was + carrying a letter to the lady Dulcinea del Toboso, the daughter of Lorenzo + Corchuelo, with whom he was over head and ears in love. They were both + amazed at what Sancho Panza told them; for though they were aware of Don + Quixote's madness and the nature of it, each time they heard of it they + were filled with fresh wonder. They then asked Sancho Panza to show them + the letter he was carrying to the lady Dulcinea del Toboso. He said it was + written in a note-book, and that his master's directions were that he + should have it copied on paper at the first village he came to. On this + the curate said if he showed it to him, he himself would make a fair copy + of it. Sancho put his hand into his bosom in search of the note-book but + could not find it, nor, if he had been searching until now, could he have + found it, for Don Quixote had kept it, and had never given it to him, nor + had he himself thought of asking for it. When Sancho discovered he could + not find the book his face grew deadly pale, and in great haste he again + felt his body all over, and seeing plainly it was not to be found, without + more ado he seized his beard with both hands and plucked away half of it, + and then, as quick as he could and without stopping, gave himself half a + dozen cuffs on the face and nose till they were bathed in blood. + </p> + <p> + Seeing this, the curate and the barber asked him what had happened him + that he gave himself such rough treatment. + </p> + <p> + "What should happen to me?" replied Sancho, "but to have lost from one hand + to the other, in a moment, three ass-colts, each of them like a castle?" + </p> + <p> + "How is that?" said the barber. + </p> + <p> + "I have lost the note-book," said Sancho, "that contained the letter to + Dulcinea, and an order signed by my master in which he directed his niece + to give me three ass-colts out of four or five he had at home;" and he + then told them about the loss of Dapple. + </p> + <p> + The curate consoled him, telling him that when his master was found he + would get him to renew the order, and make a fresh draft on paper, as was + usual and customary; for those made in notebooks were never accepted or + honoured. + </p> + <p> + Sancho comforted himself with this, and said if that were so the loss of + Dulcinea's letter did not trouble him much, for he had it almost by heart, + and it could be taken down from him wherever and whenever they liked. + </p> + <p> + "Repeat it then, Sancho," said the barber, "and we will write it down + afterwards." + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza stopped to scratch his head to bring back the letter to his + memory, and balanced himself now on one foot, now the other, one moment + staring at the ground, the next at the sky, and after having half gnawed + off the end of a finger and kept them in suspense waiting for him to + begin, he said, after a long pause, "By God, senor licentiate, devil a + thing can I recollect of the letter; but it said at the beginning, + 'Exalted and scrubbing Lady.'" + </p> + <p> + "It cannot have said 'scrubbing,'" said the barber, "but 'superhuman' or + 'sovereign.'" + </p> + <p> + "That is it," said Sancho; "then, as well as I remember, it went on, 'The + wounded, and wanting of sleep, and the pierced, kisses your worship's + hands, ungrateful and very unrecognised fair one; and it said something or + other about health and sickness that he was sending her; and from that it + went tailing off until it ended with 'Yours till death, the Knight of the + Rueful Countenance." + </p> + <p> + It gave them no little amusement, both of them, to see what a good memory + Sancho had, and they complimented him greatly upon it, and begged him to + repeat the letter a couple of times more, so that they too might get it by + heart to write it out by-and-by. Sancho repeated it three times, and as he + did, uttered three thousand more absurdities; then he told them more about + his master but he never said a word about the blanketing that had befallen + himself in that inn, into which he refused to enter. He told them, + moreover, how his lord, if he brought him a favourable answer from the + lady Dulcinea del Toboso, was to put himself in the way of endeavouring to + become an emperor, or at least a monarch; for it had been so settled + between them, and with his personal worth and the might of his arm it was + an easy matter to come to be one: and how on becoming one his lord was to + make a marriage for him (for he would be a widower by that time, as a + matter of course) and was to give him as a wife one of the damsels of the + empress, the heiress of some rich and grand state on the mainland, having + nothing to do with islands of any sort, for he did not care for them now. + All this Sancho delivered with so much composure—wiping his nose + from time to time—and with so little common-sense that his two + hearers were again filled with wonder at the force of Don Quixote's + madness that could run away with this poor man's reason. They did not care + to take the trouble of disabusing him of his error, as they considered + that since it did not in any way hurt his conscience it would be better to + leave him in it, and they would have all the more amusement in listening + to his simplicities; and so they bade him pray to God for his lord's + health, as it was a very likely and a very feasible thing for him in + course of time to come to be an emperor, as he said, or at least an + archbishop or some other dignitary of equal rank. + </p> + <p> + To which Sancho made answer, "If fortune, sirs, should bring things about + in such a way that my master should have a mind, instead of being an + emperor, to be an archbishop, I should like to know what + archbishops-errant commonly give their squires?" + </p> + <p> + "They commonly give them," said the curate, some simple benefice or cure, + or some place as sacristan which brings them a good fixed income, not + counting the altar fees, which may be reckoned at as much more." + </p> + <p> + "But for that," said Sancho, "the squire must be unmarried, and must know, + at any rate, how to help at mass, and if that be so, woe is me, for I am + married already and I don't know the first letter of the A B C. What will + become of me if my master takes a fancy to be an archbishop and not an + emperor, as is usual and customary with knights-errant?" + </p> + <p> + "Be not uneasy, friend Sancho," said the barber, "for we will entreat your + master, and advise him, even urging it upon him as a case of conscience, + to become an emperor and not an archbishop, because it will be easier for + him as he is more valiant than lettered." + </p> + <p> + "So I have thought," said Sancho; "though I can tell you he is fit for + anything: what I mean to do for my part is to pray to our Lord to place + him where it may be best for him, and where he may be able to bestow most + favours upon me." + </p> + <p> + "You speak like a man of sense," said the curate, "and you will be acting + like a good Christian; but what must now be done is to take steps to coax + your master out of that useless penance you say he is performing; and we + had best turn into this inn to consider what plan to adopt, and also to + dine, for it is now time." + </p> + <p> + Sancho said they might go in, but that he would wait there outside, and + that he would tell them afterwards the reason why he was unwilling, and + why it did not suit him to enter it; but he begged them to bring him out + something to eat, and to let it be hot, and also to bring barley for + Rocinante. They left him and went in, and presently the barber brought him + out something to eat. By-and-by, after they had between them carefully + thought over what they should do to carry out their object, the curate hit + upon an idea very well adapted to humour Don Quixote, and effect their + purpose; and his notion, which he explained to the barber, was that he + himself should assume the disguise of a wandering damsel, while the other + should try as best he could to pass for a squire, and that they should + thus proceed to where Don Quixote was, and he, pretending to be an + aggrieved and distressed damsel, should ask a favour of him, which as a + valiant knight-errant he could not refuse to grant; and the favour he + meant to ask him was that he should accompany her whither she would + conduct him, in order to redress a wrong which a wicked knight had done + her, while at the same time she should entreat him not to require her to + remove her mask, nor ask her any question touching her circumstances until + he had righted her with the wicked knight. And he had no doubt that Don + Quixote would comply with any request made in these terms, and that in + this way they might remove him and take him to his own village, where they + would endeavour to find out if his extraordinary madness admitted of any + kind of remedy. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c26e" id="c26e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c26e.jpg (48K)" src="images/c26e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch27" id="ch27"></a>CHAPTER XXVII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF HOW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER PROCEEDED WITH THEIR SCHEME; TOGETHER + WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF RECORD IN THIS GREAT HISTORY + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c27a" id="c27a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c27a.jpg (169K)" src="images/c27a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c27a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The curate's plan did not seem a bad one to the barber, but on the + contrary so good that they immediately set about putting it in execution. + They begged a petticoat and hood of the landlady, leaving her in pledge a + new cassock of the curate's; and the barber made a beard out of a + grey-brown or red ox-tail in which the landlord used to stick his comb. + The landlady asked them what they wanted these things for, and the curate + told her in a few words about the madness of Don Quixote, and how this + disguise was intended to get him away from the mountain where he then was. + The landlord and landlady immediately came to the conclusion that the + madman was their guest, the balsam man and master of the blanketed squire, + and they told the curate all that had passed between him and them, not + omitting what Sancho had been so silent about. Finally the landlady + dressed up the curate in a style that left nothing to be desired; she put + on him a cloth petticoat with black velvet stripes a palm broad, all + slashed, and a bodice of green velvet set off by a binding of white satin, + which as well as the petticoat must have been made in the time of king + Wamba. The curate would not let them hood him, but put on his head a + little quilted linen cap which he used for a night-cap, and bound his + forehead with a strip of black silk, while with another he made a mask + with which he concealed his beard and face very well. He then put on his + hat, which was broad enough to serve him for an umbrella, and enveloping + himself in his cloak seated himself woman-fashion on his mule, while the + barber mounted his with a beard down to the waist of mingled red and + white, for it was, as has been said, the tail of a clay-red ox. + </p> + <p> + They took leave of all, and of the good Maritornes, who, sinner as she + was, promised to pray a rosary of prayers that God might grant them + success in such an arduous and Christian undertaking as that they had in + hand. But hardly had he sallied forth from the inn when it struck the + curate that he was doing wrong in rigging himself out in that fashion, as + it was an indecorous thing for a priest to dress himself that way even + though much might depend upon it; and saying so to the barber he begged + him to change dresses, as it was fitter he should be the distressed + damsel, while he himself would play the squire's part, which would be less + derogatory to his dignity; otherwise he was resolved to have nothing more + to do with the matter, and let the devil take Don Quixote. Just at this + moment Sancho came up, and on seeing the pair in such a costume he was + unable to restrain his laughter; the barber, however, agreed to do as the + curate wished, and, altering their plan, the curate went on to instruct + him how to play his part and what to say to Don Quixote to induce and + compel him to come with them and give up his fancy for the place he had + chosen for his idle penance. The barber told him he could manage it + properly without any instruction, and as he did not care to dress himself + up until they were near where Don Quixote was, he folded up the garments, + and the curate adjusted his beard, and they set out under the guidance of + Sancho Panza, who went along telling them of the encounter with the madman + they met in the Sierra, saying nothing, however, about the finding of the + valise and its contents; for with all his simplicity the lad was a trifle + covetous. + </p> + <p> + The next day they reached the place where Sancho had laid the + broom-branches as marks to direct him to where he had left his master, and + recognising it he told them that here was the entrance, and that they + would do well to dress themselves, if that was required to deliver his + master; for they had already told him that going in this guise and + dressing in this way were of the highest importance in order to rescue his + master from the pernicious life he had adopted; and they charged him + strictly not to tell his master who they were, or that he knew them, and + should he ask, as ask he would, if he had given the letter to Dulcinea, to + say that he had, and that, as she did not know how to read, she had given + an answer by word of mouth, saying that she commanded him, on pain of her + displeasure, to come and see her at once; and it was a very important + matter for himself, because in this way and with what they meant to say to + him they felt sure of bringing him back to a better mode of life and + inducing him to take immediate steps to become an emperor or monarch, for + there was no fear of his becoming an archbishop. All this Sancho listened + to and fixed it well in his memory, and thanked them heartily for + intending to recommend his master to be an emperor instead of an + archbishop, for he felt sure that in the way of bestowing rewards on their + squires emperors could do more than archbishops-errant. He said, too, that + it would be as well for him to go on before them to find him, and give him + his lady's answer; for that perhaps might be enough to bring him away from + the place without putting them to all this trouble. They approved of what + Sancho proposed, and resolved to wait for him until he brought back word + of having found his master. + </p> + <p> + Sancho pushed on into the glens of the Sierra, leaving them in one through + which there flowed a little gentle rivulet, and where the rocks and trees + afforded a cool and grateful shade. It was an August day with all the heat + of one, and the heat in those parts is intense, and the hour was three in + the afternoon, all which made the spot the more inviting and tempted them + to wait there for Sancho's return, which they did. They were reposing, + then, in the shade, when a voice unaccompanied by the notes of any + instrument, but sweet and pleasing in its tone, reached their ears, at + which they were not a little astonished, as the place did not seem to them + likely quarters for one who sang so well; for though it is often said that + shepherds of rare voice are to be found in the woods and fields, this is + rather a flight of the poet's fancy than the truth. And still more + surprised were they when they perceived that what they heard sung were the + verses not of rustic shepherds, but of the polished wits of the city; and + so it proved, for the verses they heard were these: + </p> + <blockquote> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +What makes my quest of happiness seem vain? + Disdain. +What bids me to abandon hope of ease? + Jealousies. +What holds my heart in anguish of suspense? + Absence. + If that be so, then for my grief + Where shall I turn to seek relief, + When hope on every side lies slain + By Absence, Jealousies, Disdain? + +What the prime cause of all my woe doth prove? + Love. +What at my glory ever looks askance? + Chance. +Whence is permission to afflict me given? + Heaven. + If that be so, I but await + The stroke of a resistless fate, + Since, working for my woe, these three, + Love, Chance and Heaven, in league I see. + +What must I do to find a remedy? + Die. +What is the lure for love when coy and strange? + Change. +What, if all fail, will cure the heart of sadness? + Madness. + If that be so, it is but folly + To seek a cure for melancholy: + Ask where it lies; the answer saith + In Change, in Madness, or in Death. +</pre> + </blockquote> + <p> + The hour, the summer season, the solitary place, the voice and skill of + the singer, all contributed to the wonder and delight of the two + listeners, who remained still waiting to hear something more; finding, + however, that the silence continued some little time, they resolved to go + in search of the musician who sang with so fine a voice; but just as they + were about to do so they were checked by the same voice, which once more + fell upon their ears, singing this + </p> + <blockquote> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +When heavenward, holy Friendship, thou didst go + Soaring to seek thy home beyond the sky, + And take thy seat among the saints on high, +It was thy will to leave on earth below +Thy semblance, and upon it to bestow + Thy veil, wherewith at times hypocrisy, + Parading in thy shape, deceives the eye, +And makes its vileness bright as virtue show. +Friendship, return to us, or force the cheat + That wears it now, thy livery to restore, + By aid whereof sincerity is slain. +If thou wilt not unmask thy counterfeit, + This earth will be the prey of strife once more, + As when primaeval discord held its reign. + +</pre> + </blockquote> + <p> + The song ended with a deep sigh, and again the listeners remained waiting + attentively for the singer to resume; but perceiving that the music had + now turned to sobs and heart-rending moans they determined to find out who + the unhappy being could be whose voice was as rare as his sighs were + piteous, and they had not proceeded far when on turning the corner of a + rock they discovered a man of the same aspect and appearance as Sancho had + described to them when he told them the story of Cardenio. He, showing no + astonishment when he saw them, stood still with his head bent down upon + his breast like one in deep thought, without raising his eyes to look at + them after the first glance when they suddenly came upon him. The curate, + who was aware of his misfortune and recognised him by the description, + being a man of good address, approached him and in a few sensible words + entreated and urged him to quit a life of such misery, lest he should end + it there, which would be the greatest of all misfortunes. Cardenio was + then in his right mind, free from any attack of that madness which so + frequently carried him away, and seeing them dressed in a fashion so + unusual among the frequenters of those wilds, could not help showing some + surprise, especially when he heard them speak of his case as if it were a + well-known matter (for the curate's words gave him to understand as much) + so he replied to them thus: + </p> + <p> + "I see plainly, sirs, whoever you may be, that Heaven, whose care it is to + succour the good, and even the wicked very often, here, in this remote + spot, cut off from human intercourse, sends me, though I deserve it not, + those who seek to draw me away from this to some better retreat, showing + me by many and forcible arguments how unreasonably I act in leading the + life I do; but as they know, that if I escape from this evil I shall fall + into another still greater, perhaps they will set me down as a weak-minded + man, or, what is worse, one devoid of reason; nor would it be any wonder, + for I myself can perceive that the effect of the recollection of my + misfortunes is so great and works so powerfully to my ruin, that in spite + of myself I become at times like a stone, without feeling or + consciousness; and I come to feel the truth of it when they tell me and + show me proofs of the things I have done when the terrible fit overmasters + me; and all I can do is bewail my lot in vain, and idly curse my destiny, + and plead for my madness by telling how it was caused, to any that care to + hear it; for no reasonable beings on learning the cause will wonder at the + effects; and if they cannot help me at least they will not blame me, and + the repugnance they feel at my wild ways will turn into pity for my woes. + If it be, sirs, that you are here with the same design as others have come + wah, before you proceed with your wise arguments, I entreat you to hear + the story of my countless misfortunes, for perhaps when you have heard it + you will spare yourselves the trouble you would take in offering + consolation to grief that is beyond the reach of it." + </p> + <p> + As they, both of them, desired nothing more than to hear from his own lips + the cause of his suffering, they entreated him to tell it, promising not + to do anything for his relief or comfort that he did not wish; and + thereupon the unhappy gentleman began his sad story in nearly the same + words and manner in which he had related it to Don Quixote and the + goatherd a few days before, when, through Master Elisabad, and Don + Quixote's scrupulous observance of what was due to chivalry, the tale was + left unfinished, as this history has already recorded; but now fortunately + the mad fit kept off, allowed him to tell it to the end; and so, coming to + the incident of the note which Don Fernando had found in the volume of + "Amadis of Gaul," Cardenio said that he remembered it perfectly and that + it was in these words: + </p> + <blockquote> + <p> + "Luscinda to Cardenio. + </p> + <p> + "Every day I discover merits in you that oblige and compel me to hold + you in higher estimation; so if you desire to relieve me of this + obligation without cost to my honour, you may easily do so. I have a + father who knows you and loves me dearly, who without putting any + constraint on my inclination will grant what will be reasonable for you + to have, if it be that you value me as you say and as I believe you do." + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + "By this letter I was induced, as I told you, to demand Luscinda for my + wife, and it was through it that Luscinda came to be regarded by Don + Fernando as one of the most discreet and prudent women of the day, and + this letter it was that suggested his design of ruining me before mine + could be carried into effect. I told Don Fernando that all Luscinda's + father was waiting for was that mine should ask her of him, which I did + not dare to suggest to him, fearing that he would not consent to do so; + not because he did not know perfectly well the rank, goodness, virtue, and + beauty of Luscinda, and that she had qualities that would do honour to any + family in Spain, but because I was aware that he did not wish me to marry + so soon, before seeing what the Duke Ricardo would do for me. In short, I + told him I did not venture to mention it to my father, as well on account + of that difficulty, as of many others that discouraged me though I knew + not well what they were, only that it seemed to me that what I desired was + never to come to pass. To all this Don Fernando answered that he would + take it upon himself to speak to my father, and persuade him to speak to + Luscinda's father. O, ambitious Marius! O, cruel Catiline! O, wicked + Sylla! O, perfidious Ganelon! O, treacherous Vellido! O, vindictive + Julian! O, covetous Judas! Traitor, cruel, vindictive, and perfidious, + wherein had this poor wretch failed in his fidelity, who with such + frankness showed thee the secrets and the joys of his heart? What offence + did I commit? What words did I utter, or what counsels did I give that had + not the furtherance of thy honour and welfare for their aim? But, woe is + me, wherefore do I complain? for sure it is that when misfortunes spring + from the stars, descending from on high they fall upon us with such fury + and violence that no power on earth can check their course nor human + device stay their coming. Who could have thought that Don Fernando, a + highborn gentleman, intelligent, bound to me by gratitude for my services, + one that could win the object of his love wherever he might set his + affections, could have become so obdurate, as they say, as to rob me of my + one ewe lamb that was not even yet in my possession? But laying aside + these useless and unavailing reflections, let us take up the broken thread + of my unhappy story. + </p> + <p> + "To proceed, then: Don Fernando finding my presence an obstacle to the + execution of his treacherous and wicked design, resolved to send me to his + elder brother under the pretext of asking money from him to pay for six + horses which, purposely, and with the sole object of sending me away that + he might the better carry out his infernal scheme, he had purchased the + very day he offered to speak to my father, and the price of which he now + desired me to fetch. Could I have anticipated this treachery? Could I by + any chance have suspected it? Nay; so far from that, I offered with the + greatest pleasure to go at once, in my satisfaction at the good bargain + that had been made. That night I spoke with Luscinda, and told her what + had been agreed upon with Don Fernando, and how I had strong hopes of our + fair and reasonable wishes being realised. She, as unsuspicious as I was + of the treachery of Don Fernando, bade me try to return speedily, as she + believed the fulfilment of our desires would be delayed only so long as my + father put off speaking to hers. I know not why it was that on saying this + to me her eyes filled with tears, and there came a lump in her throat that + prevented her from uttering a word of many more that it seemed to me she + was striving to say to me. I was astonished at this unusual turn, which I + never before observed in her. for we always conversed, whenever good + fortune and my ingenuity gave us the chance, with the greatest gaiety and + cheerfulness, mingling tears, sighs, jealousies, doubts, or fears with our + words; it was all on my part a eulogy of my good fortune that Heaven + should have given her to me for my mistress; I glorified her beauty, I + extolled her worth and her understanding; and she paid me back by praising + in me what in her love for me she thought worthy of praise; and besides we + had a hundred thousand trifles and doings of our neighbours and + acquaintances to talk about, and the utmost extent of my boldness was to + take, almost by force, one of her fair white hands and carry it to my + lips, as well as the closeness of the low grating that separated us + allowed me. But the night before the unhappy day of my departure she wept, + she moaned, she sighed, and she withdrew leaving me filled with perplexity + and amazement, overwhelmed at the sight of such strange and affecting + signs of grief and sorrow in Luscinda; but not to dash my hopes I ascribed + it all to the depth of her love for me and the pain that separation gives + those who love tenderly. At last I took my departure, sad and dejected, my + heart filled with fancies and suspicions, but not knowing well what it was + I suspected or fancied; plain omens pointing to the sad event and + misfortune that was awaiting me. + </p> + <p> + "I reached the place whither I had been sent, gave the letter to Don + Fernando's brother, and was kindly received but not promptly dismissed, + for he desired me to wait, very much against my will, eight days in some + place where the duke his father was not likely to see me, as his brother + wrote that the money was to be sent without his knowledge; all of which + was a scheme of the treacherous Don Fernando, for his brother had no want + of money to enable him to despatch me at once. + </p> + <p> + "The command was one that exposed me to the temptation of disobeying it, + as it seemed to me impossible to endure life for so many days separated + from Luscinda, especially after leaving her in the sorrowful mood I have + described to you; nevertheless as a dutiful servant I obeyed, though I + felt it would be at the cost of my well-being. But four days later there + came a man in quest of me with a letter which he gave me, and which by the + address I perceived to be from Luscinda, as the writing was hers. I opened + it with fear and trepidation, persuaded that it must be something serious + that had impelled her to write to me when at a distance, as she seldom did + so when I was near. Before reading it I asked the man who it was that had + given it to him, and how long he had been upon the road; he told me that + as he happened to be passing through one of the streets of the city at the + hour of noon, a very beautiful lady called to him from a window, and with + tears in her eyes said to him hurriedly, 'Brother, if you are, as you seem + to be, a Christian, for the love of God I entreat you to have this letter + despatched without a moment's delay to the place and person named in the + address, all which is well known, and by this you will render a great + service to our Lord; and that you may be at no inconvenience in doing so + take what is in this handkerchief;' and said he, 'with this she threw me a + handkerchief out of the window in which were tied up a hundred reals and + this gold ring which I bring here together with the letter I have given + you. And then without waiting for any answer she left the window, though + not before she saw me take the letter and the handkerchief, and I had by + signs let her know that I would do as she bade me; and so, seeing myself + so well paid for the trouble I would have in bringing it to you, and + knowing by the address that it was to you it was sent (for, senor, I know + you very well), and also unable to resist that beautiful lady's tears, I + resolved to trust no one else, but to come myself and give it to you, and + in sixteen hours from the time when it was given me I have made the + journey, which, as you know, is eighteen leagues.' + </p> + <p> + "All the while the good-natured improvised courier was telling me this, I + hung upon his words, my legs trembling under me so that I could scarcely + stand. However, I opened the letter and read these words: + </p> + <p> + "'The promise Don Fernando gave you to urge your father to speak to mine, + he has fulfilled much more to his own satisfaction than to your advantage. + I have to tell you, senor, that he has demanded me for a wife, and my + father, led away by what he considers Don Fernando's superiority over you, + has favoured his suit so cordially, that in two days hence the betrothal + is to take place with such secrecy and so privately that the only + witnesses are to be the Heavens above and a few of the household. Picture + to yourself the state I am in; judge if it be urgent for you to come; the + issue of the affair will show you whether I love you or not. God grant + this may come to your hand before mine shall be forced to link itself with + his who keeps so ill the faith that he has pledged.' + </p> + <p> + "Such, in brief, were the words of the letter, words that made me set out + at once without waiting any longer for reply or money; for I now saw + clearly that it was not the purchase of horses but of his own pleasure + that had made Don Fernando send me to his brother. The exasperation I felt + against Don Fernando, joined with the fear of losing the prize I had won + by so many years of love and devotion, lent me wings; so that almost + flying I reached home the same day, by the hour which served for speaking + with Luscinda. I arrived unobserved, and left the mule on which I had come + at the house of the worthy man who had brought me the letter, and fortune + was pleased to be for once so kind that I found Luscinda at the grating + that was the witness of our loves. She recognised me at once, and I her, + but not as she ought to have recognised me, or I her. But who is there in + the world that can boast of having fathomed or understood the wavering + mind and unstable nature of a woman? Of a truth no one. To proceed: as + soon as Luscinda saw me she said, 'Cardenio, I am in my bridal dress, and + the treacherous Don Fernando and my covetous father are waiting for me in + the hall with the other witnesses, who shall be the witnesses of my death + before they witness my betrothal. Be not distressed, my friend, but + contrive to be present at this sacrifice, and if that cannot be prevented + by my words, I have a dagger concealed which will prevent more deliberate + violence, putting an end to my life and giving thee a first proof of the + love I have borne and bear thee.' I replied to her distractedly and + hastily, in fear lest I should not have time to reply, 'May thy words be + verified by thy deeds, lady; and if thou hast a dagger to save thy honour, + I have a sword to defend thee or kill myself if fortune be against us.' + </p> + <p> + "I think she could not have heard all these words, for I perceived that + they called her away in haste, as the bridegroom was waiting. Now the + night of my sorrow set in, the sun of my happiness went down, I felt my + eyes bereft of sight, my mind of reason. I could not enter the house, nor + was I capable of any movement; but reflecting how important it was that I + should be present at what might take place on the occasion, I nerved + myself as best I could and went in, for I well knew all the entrances and + outlets; and besides, with the confusion that in secret pervaded the house + no one took notice of me, so, without being seen, I found an opportunity + of placing myself in the recess formed by a window of the hall itself, and + concealed by the ends and borders of two tapestries, from between which I + could, without being seen, see all that took place in the room. Who could + describe the agitation of heart I suffered as I stood there—the + thoughts that came to me—the reflections that passed through my + mind? They were such as cannot be, nor were it well they should be, told. + Suffice it to say that the bridegroom entered the hall in his usual dress, + without ornament of any kind; as groomsman he had with him a cousin of + Luscinda's and except the servants of the house there was no one else in + the chamber. Soon afterwards Luscinda came out from an antechamber, + attended by her mother and two of her damsels, arrayed and adorned as + became her rank and beauty, and in full festival and ceremonial attire. My + anxiety and distraction did not allow me to observe or notice particularly + what she wore; I could only perceive the colours, which were crimson and + white, and the glitter of the gems and jewels on her head dress and + apparel, surpassed by the rare beauty of her lovely auburn hair that vying + with the precious stones and the light of the four torches that stood in + the hall shone with a brighter gleam than all. Oh memory, mortal foe of my + peace! why bring before me now the incomparable beauty of that adored + enemy of mine? Were it not better, cruel memory, to remind me and recall + what she then did, that stirred by a wrong so glaring I may seek, if not + vengeance now, at least to rid myself of life? Be not weary, sirs, of + listening to these digressions; my sorrow is not one of those that can or + should be told tersely and briefly, for to me each incident seems to call + for many words." + </p> + <p> + To this the curate replied that not only were they not weary of listening + to him, but that the details he mentioned interested them greatly, being + of a kind by no means to be omitted and deserving of the same attention as + the main story. + </p> + <p> + "To proceed, then," continued Cardenio: "all being assembled in the hall, + the priest of the parish came in and as he took the pair by the hand to + perform the requisite ceremony, at the words, 'Will you, Senora Luscinda, + take Senor Don Fernando, here present, for your lawful husband, as the + holy Mother Church ordains?' I thrust my head and neck out from between + the tapestries, and with eager ears and throbbing heart set myself to + listen to Luscinda's answer, awaiting in her reply the sentence of death + or the grant of life. Oh, that I had but dared at that moment to rush + forward crying aloud, 'Luscinda, Luscinda! have a care what thou dost; + remember what thou owest me; bethink thee thou art mine and canst not be + another's; reflect that thy utterance of "Yes" and the end of my life will + come at the same instant. O, treacherous Don Fernando! robber of my glory, + death of my life! What seekest thou? Remember that thou canst not as a + Christian attain the object of thy wishes, for Luscinda is my bride, and I + am her husband!' Fool that I am! now that I am far away, and out of + danger, I say I should have done what I did not do: now that I have + allowed my precious treasure to be robbed from me, I curse the robber, on + whom I might have taken vengeance had I as much heart for it as I have for + bewailing my fate; in short, as I was then a coward and a fool, little + wonder is it if I am now dying shame-stricken, remorseful, and mad. + </p> + <p> + "The priest stood waiting for the answer of Luscinda, who for a long time + withheld it; and just as I thought she was taking out the dagger to save + her honour, or struggling for words to make some declaration of the truth + on my behalf, I heard her say in a faint and feeble voice, 'I will:' Don + Fernando said the same, and giving her the ring they stood linked by a + knot that could never be loosed. The bridegroom then approached to embrace + his bride; and she, pressing her hand upon her heart, fell fainting in her + mother's arms. It only remains now for me to tell you the state I was in + when in that consent that I heard I saw all my hopes mocked, the words and + promises of Luscinda proved falsehoods, and the recovery of the prize I + had that instant lost rendered impossible for ever. I stood stupefied, + wholly abandoned, it seemed, by Heaven, declared the enemy of the earth + that bore me, the air refusing me breath for my sighs, the water moisture + for my tears; it was only the fire that gathered strength so that my whole + frame glowed with rage and jealousy. They were all thrown into confusion + by Luscinda's fainting, and as her mother was unlacing her to give her air + a sealed paper was discovered in her bosom which Don Fernando seized at + once and began to read by the light of one of the torches. As soon as he + had read it he seated himself in a chair, leaning his cheek on his hand in + the attitude of one deep in thought, without taking any part in the + efforts that were being made to recover his bride from her fainting fit. + </p> + <p> + "Seeing all the household in confusion, I ventured to come out regardless + whether I were seen or not, and determined, if I were, to do some frenzied + deed that would prove to all the world the righteous indignation of my + breast in the punishment of the treacherous Don Fernando, and even in that + of the fickle fainting traitress. But my fate, doubtless reserving me for + greater sorrows, if such there be, so ordered it that just then I had + enough and to spare of that reason which has since been wanting to me; and + so, without seeking to take vengeance on my greatest enemies (which might + have been easily taken, as all thought of me was so far from their minds), + I resolved to take it upon myself, and on myself to inflict the pain they + deserved, perhaps with even greater severity than I should have dealt out + to them had I then slain them; for sudden pain is soon over, but that + which is protracted by tortures is ever slaying without ending life. In a + word, I quitted the house and reached that of the man with whom I had left + my mule; I made him saddle it for me, mounted without bidding him + farewell, and rode out of the city, like another Lot, not daring to turn + my head to look back upon it; and when I found myself alone in the open + country, screened by the darkness of the night, and tempted by the + stillness to give vent to my grief without apprehension or fear of being + heard or seen, then I broke silence and lifted up my voice in maledictions + upon Luscinda and Don Fernando, as if I could thus avenge the wrong they + had done me. I called her cruel, ungrateful, false, thankless, but above + all covetous, since the wealth of my enemy had blinded the eyes of her + affection, and turned it from me to transfer it to one to whom fortune had + been more generous and liberal. And yet, in the midst of this outburst of + execration and upbraiding, I found excuses for her, saying it was no + wonder that a young girl in the seclusion of her parents' house, trained + and schooled to obey them always, should have been ready to yield to their + wishes when they offered her for a husband a gentleman of such + distinction, wealth, and noble birth, that if she had refused to accept + him she would have been thought out of her senses, or to have set her + affection elsewhere, a suspicion injurious to her fair name and fame. But + then again, I said, had she declared I was her husband, they would have + seen that in choosing me she had not chosen so ill but that they might + excuse her, for before Don Fernando had made his offer, they themselves + could not have desired, if their desires had been ruled by reason, a more + eligible husband for their daughter than I was; and she, before taking the + last fatal step of giving her hand, might easily have said that I had + already given her mine, for I should have come forward to support any + assertion of hers to that effect. In short, I came to the conclusion that + feeble love, little reflection, great ambition, and a craving for rank, + had made her forget the words with which she had deceived me, encouraged + and supported by my firm hopes and honourable passion. + </p> + <p> + "Thus soliloquising and agitated, I journeyed onward for the remainder of + the night, and by daybreak I reached one of the passes of these mountains, + among which I wandered for three days more without taking any path or + road, until I came to some meadows lying on I know not which side of the + mountains, and there I inquired of some herdsmen in what direction the + most rugged part of the range lay. They told me that it was in this + quarter, and I at once directed my course hither, intending to end my life + here; but as I was making my way among these crags, my mule dropped dead + through fatigue and hunger, or, as I think more likely, in order to have + done with such a worthless burden as it bore in me. I was left on foot, + worn out, famishing, without anyone to help me or any thought of seeking + help: and so thus I lay stretched on the ground, how long I know not, + after which I rose up free from hunger, and found beside me some + goatherds, who no doubt were the persons who had relieved me in my need, + for they told me how they had found me, and how I had been uttering + ravings that showed plainly I had lost my reason; and since then I am + conscious that I am not always in full possession of it, but at times so + deranged and crazed that I do a thousand mad things, tearing my clothes, + crying aloud in these solitudes, cursing my fate, and idly calling on the + dear name of her who is my enemy, and only seeking to end my life in + lamentation; and when I recover my senses I find myself so exhausted and + weary that I can scarcely move. Most commonly my dwelling is the hollow of + a cork tree large enough to shelter this miserable body; the herdsmen and + goatherds who frequent these mountains, moved by compassion, furnish me + with food, leaving it by the wayside or on the rocks, where they think I + may perhaps pass and find it; and so, even though I may be then out of my + senses, the wants of nature teach me what is required to sustain me, and + make me crave it and eager to take it. At other times, so they tell me + when they find me in a rational mood, I sally out upon the road, and + though they would gladly give it me, I snatch food by force from the + shepherds bringing it from the village to their huts. Thus do pass the + wretched life that remains to me, until it be Heaven's will to bring it to + a close, or so to order my memory that I no longer recollect the beauty + and treachery of Luscinda, or the wrong done me by Don Fernando; for if it + will do this without depriving me of life, I will turn my thoughts into + some better channel; if not, I can only implore it to have full mercy on + my soul, for in myself I feel no power or strength to release my body from + this strait in which I have of my own accord chosen to place it. + </p> + <p> + "Such, sirs, is the dismal story of my misfortune: say if it be one that + can be told with less emotion than you have seen in me; and do not trouble + yourselves with urging or pressing upon me what reason suggests as likely + to serve for my relief, for it will avail me as much as the medicine + prescribed by a wise physician avails the sick man who will not take it. I + have no wish for health without Luscinda; and since it is her pleasure to + be another's, when she is or should be mine, let it be mine to be a prey + to misery when I might have enjoyed happiness. She by her fickleness + strove to make my ruin irretrievable; I will strive to gratify her wishes + by seeking destruction; and it will show generations to come that I alone + was deprived of that of which all others in misfortune have a + superabundance, for to them the impossibility of being consoled is itself + a consolation, while to me it is the cause of greater sorrows and + sufferings, for I think that even in death there will not be an end of + them." + </p> + <p> + Here Cardenio brought to a close his long discourse and story, as full of + misfortune as it was of love; but just as the curate was going to address + some words of comfort to him, he was stopped by a voice that reached his + ear, saying in melancholy tones what will be told in the Fourth Part of + this narrative; for at this point the sage and sagacious historian, Cid + Hamete Benengeli, brought the Third to a conclusion. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c27e" id="c27e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c27e.jpg (65K)" src="images/c27e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch28" id="ch28"></a>CHAPTER XXVIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE STRANGE AND DELIGHTFUL ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL THE + CURATE AND THE BARBER IN THE SAME SIERRA + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c28a" id="c28a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28a.jpg (159K)" src="images/c28a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Happy and fortunate were the times when that most daring knight Don + Quixote of La Mancha was sent into the world; for by reason of his having + formed a resolution so honourable as that of seeking to revive and restore + to the world the long-lost and almost defunct order of knight-errantry, we + now enjoy in this age of ours, so poor in light entertainment, not only + the charm of his veracious history, but also of the tales and episodes + contained in it which are, in a measure, no less pleasing, ingenious, and + truthful, than the history itself; which, resuming its thread, carded, + spun, and wound, relates that just as the curate was going to offer + consolation to Cardenio, he was interrupted by a voice that fell upon his + ear saying in plaintive tones: + </p> + <p> + "O God! is it possible I have found a place that may serve as a secret + grave for the weary load of this body that I support so unwillingly? If + the solitude these mountains promise deceives me not, it is so; ah! woe is + me! how much more grateful to my mind will be the society of these rocks + and brakes that permit me to complain of my misfortune to Heaven, than + that of any human being, for there is none on earth to look to for counsel + in doubt, comfort in sorrow, or relief in distress!" + </p> + <p> + All this was heard distinctly by the curate and those with him, and as it + seemed to them to be uttered close by, as indeed it was, they got up to + look for the speaker, and before they had gone twenty paces they + discovered behind a rock, seated at the foot of an ash tree, a youth in + the dress of a peasant, whose face they were unable at the moment to see + as he was leaning forward, bathing his feet in the brook that flowed past. + They approached so silently that he did not perceive them, being fully + occupied in bathing his feet, which were so fair that they looked like two + pieces of shining crystal brought forth among the other stones of the + brook. The whiteness and beauty of these feet struck them with surprise, + for they did not seem to have been made to crush clods or to follow the + plough and the oxen as their owner's dress suggested; and so, finding they + had not been noticed, the curate, who was in front, made a sign to the + other two to conceal themselves behind some fragments of rock that lay + there; which they did, observing closely what the youth was about. He had + on a loose double-skirted dark brown jacket bound tight to his body with a + white cloth; he wore besides breeches and gaiters of brown cloth, and on + his head a brown montera; and he had the gaiters turned up as far as the + middle of the leg, which verily seemed to be of pure alabaster. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28b" id="c28b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28b.jpg (339K)" src="images/c28b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + As soon as he had done bathing his beautiful feet, he wiped them with a + towel he took from under the montera, on taking off which he raised his + face, and those who were watching him had an opportunity of seeing a + beauty so exquisite that Cardenio said to the curate in a whisper: + </p> + <p> + "As this is not Luscinda, it is no human creature but a divine being." + </p> + <p> + The youth then took off the montera, and shaking his head from side to + side there broke loose and spread out a mass of hair that the beams of the + sun might have envied; by this they knew that what had seemed a peasant + was a lovely woman, nay the most beautiful the eyes of two of them had + ever beheld, or even Cardenio's if they had not seen and known Luscinda, + for he afterwards declared that only the beauty of Luscinda could compare + with this. The long auburn tresses not only covered her shoulders, but + such was their length and abundance, concealed her all round beneath their + masses, so that except the feet nothing of her form was visible. She now + used her hands as a comb, and if her feet had seemed like bits of crystal + in the water, her hands looked like pieces of driven snow among her locks; + all which increased not only the admiration of the three beholders, but + their anxiety to learn who she was. With this object they resolved to show + themselves, and at the stir they made in getting upon their feet the fair + damsel raised her head, and parting her hair from before her eyes with + both hands, she looked to see who had made the noise, and the instant she + perceived them she started to her feet, and without waiting to put on her + shoes or gather up her hair, hastily snatched up a bundle as though of + clothes that she had beside her, and, scared and alarmed, endeavoured to + take flight; but before she had gone six paces she fell to the ground, her + delicate feet being unable to bear the roughness of the stones; seeing + which, the three hastened towards her, and the curate addressing her first + said: + </p> + <p> + "Stay, senora, whoever you may be, for those whom you see here only desire + to be of service to you; you have no need to attempt a flight so heedless, + for neither can your feet bear it, nor we allow it." + </p> + <p> + Taken by surprise and bewildered, she made no reply to these words. They, + however, came towards her, and the curate taking her hand went on to say: + </p> + <p> + "What your dress would hide, senora, is made known to us by your hair; a + clear proof that it can be no trifling cause that has disguised your + beauty in a garb so unworthy of it, and sent it into solitudes like these + where we have had the good fortune to find you, if not to relieve your + distress, at least to offer you comfort; for no distress, so long as life + lasts, can be so oppressive or reach such a height as to make the sufferer + refuse to listen to comfort offered with good intention. And so, senora, + or senor, or whatever you prefer to be, dismiss the fears that our + appearance has caused you and make us acquainted with your good or evil + fortunes, for from all of us together, or from each one of us, you will + receive sympathy in your trouble." + </p> + <p> + While the curate was speaking, the disguised damsel stood as if + spell-bound, looking at them without opening her lips or uttering a word, + just like a village rustic to whom something strange that he has never + seen before has been suddenly shown; but on the curate addressing some + further words to the same effect to her, sighing deeply she broke silence + and said: + </p> + <p> + "Since the solitude of these mountains has been unable to conceal me, and + the escape of my dishevelled tresses will not allow my tongue to deal in + falsehoods, it would be idle for me now to make any further pretence of + what, if you were to believe me, you would believe more out of courtesy + than for any other reason. This being so, I say I thank you, sirs, for the + offer you have made me, which places me under the obligation of complying + with the request you have made of me; though I fear the account I shall + give you of my misfortunes will excite in you as much concern as + compassion, for you will be unable to suggest anything to remedy them or + any consolation to alleviate them. However, that my honour may not be left + a matter of doubt in your minds, now that you have discovered me to be a + woman, and see that I am young, alone, and in this dress, things that + taken together or separately would be enough to destroy any good name, I + feel bound to tell what I would willingly keep secret if I could." + </p> + <p> + All this she who was now seen to be a lovely woman delivered without any + hesitation, with so much ease and in so sweet a voice that they were not + less charmed by her intelligence than by her beauty, and as they again + repeated their offers and entreaties to her to fulfil her promise, she + without further pressing, first modestly covering her feet and gathering + up her hair, seated herself on a stone with the three placed around her, + and, after an effort to restrain some tears that came to her eyes, in a + clear and steady voice began her story thus: + </p> + <p> + "In this Andalusia there is a town from which a duke takes a title which + makes him one of those that are called Grandees of Spain. This nobleman + has two sons, the elder heir to his dignity and apparently to his good + qualities; the younger heir to I know not what, unless it be the treachery + of Vellido and the falsehood of Ganelon. My parents are this lord's + vassals, lowly in origin, but so wealthy that if birth had conferred as + much on them as fortune, they would have had nothing left to desire, nor + should I have had reason to fear trouble like that in which I find myself + now; for it may be that my ill fortune came of theirs in not having been + nobly born. It is true they are not so low that they have any reason to be + ashamed of their condition, but neither are they so high as to remove from + my mind the impression that my mishap comes of their humble birth. They + are, in short, peasants, plain homely people, without any taint of + disreputable blood, and, as the saying is, old rusty Christians, but so + rich that by their wealth and free-handed way of life they are coming by + degrees to be considered gentlefolk by birth, and even by position; though + the wealth and nobility they thought most of was having me for their + daughter; and as they have no other child to make their heir, and are + affectionate parents, I was one of the most indulged daughters that ever + parents indulged. + </p> + <p> + "I was the mirror in which they beheld themselves, the staff of their old + age, and the object in which, with submission to Heaven, all their wishes + centred, and mine were in accordance with theirs, for I knew their worth; + and as I was mistress of their hearts, so was I also of their possessions. + Through me they engaged or dismissed their servants; through my hands + passed the accounts and returns of what was sown and reaped; the + oil-mills, the wine-presses, the count of the flocks and herds, the + beehives, all in short that a rich farmer like my father has or can have, + I had under my care, and I acted as steward and mistress with an assiduity + on my part and satisfaction on theirs that I cannot well describe to you. + The leisure hours left to me after I had given the requisite orders to the + head-shepherds, overseers, and other labourers, I passed in such + employments as are not only allowable but necessary for young girls, those + that the needle, embroidery cushion, and spinning wheel usually afford, + and if to refresh my mind I quitted them for a while, I found recreation + in reading some devotional book or playing the harp, for experience taught + me that music soothes the troubled mind and relieves weariness of spirit. + Such was the life I led in my parents' house and if I have depicted it + thus minutely, it is not out of ostentation, or to let you know that I am + rich, but that you may see how, without any fault of mine, I have fallen + from the happy condition I have described, to the misery I am in at + present. The truth is, that while I was leading this busy life, in a + retirement that might compare with that of a monastery, and unseen as I + thought by any except the servants of the house (for when I went to Mass + it was so early in the morning, and I was so closely attended by my mother + and the women of the household, and so thickly veiled and so shy, that my + eyes scarcely saw more ground than I trod on), in spite of all this, the + eyes of love, or idleness, more properly speaking, that the lynx's cannot + rival, discovered me, with the help of the assiduity of Don Fernando; for + that is the name of the younger son of the duke I told of." + </p> + <p> + The moment the speaker mentioned the name of Don Fernando, Cardenio + changed colour and broke into a sweat, with such signs of emotion that the + curate and the barber, who observed it, feared that one of the mad fits + which they heard attacked him sometimes was coming upon him; but Cardenio + showed no further agitation and remained quiet, regarding the peasant girl + with fixed attention, for he began to suspect who she was. She, however, + without noticing the excitement of Cardenio, continuing her story, went on + to say: + </p> + <p> + "And they had hardly discovered me, when, as he owned afterwards, he was + smitten with a violent love for me, as the manner in which it displayed + itself plainly showed. But to shorten the long recital of my woes, I will + pass over in silence all the artifices employed by Don Fernando for + declaring his passion for me. He bribed all the household, he gave and + offered gifts and presents to my parents; every day was like a holiday or + a merry-making in our street; by night no one could sleep for the music; + the love letters that used to come to my hand, no one knew how, were + innumerable, full of tender pleadings and pledges, containing more + promises and oaths than there were letters in them; all which not only did + not soften me, but hardened my heart against him, as if he had been my + mortal enemy, and as if everything he did to make me yield were done with + the opposite intention. Not that the high-bred bearing of Don Fernando was + disagreeable to me, or that I found his importunities wearisome; for it + gave me a certain sort of satisfaction to find myself so sought and prized + by a gentleman of such distinction, and I was not displeased at seeing my + praises in his letters (for however ugly we women may be, it seems to me + it always pleases us to hear ourselves called beautiful) but that my own + sense of right was opposed to all this, as well as the repeated advice of + my parents, who now very plainly perceived Don Fernando's purpose, for he + cared very little if all the world knew it. They told me they trusted and + confided their honour and good name to my virtue and rectitude alone, and + bade me consider the disparity between Don Fernando and myself, from which + I might conclude that his intentions, whatever he might say to the + contrary, had for their aim his own pleasure rather than my advantage; and + if I were at all desirous of opposing an obstacle to his unreasonable + suit, they were ready, they said, to marry me at once to anyone I + preferred, either among the leading people of our own town, or of any of + those in the neighbourhood; for with their wealth and my good name, a + match might be looked for in any quarter. This offer, and their sound + advice strengthened my resolution, and I never gave Don Fernando a word in + reply that could hold out to him any hope of success, however remote. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28c" id="c28c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28c.jpg (279K)" src="images/c28c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "All this caution of mine, which he must have taken for coyness, had + apparently the effect of increasing his wanton appetite—for that is + the name I give to his passion for me; had it been what he declared it to + be, you would not know of it now, because there would have been no + occasion to tell you of it. At length he learned that my parents were + contemplating marriage for me in order to put an end to his hopes of + obtaining possession of me, or at least to secure additional protectors to + watch over me, and this intelligence or suspicion made him act as you + shall hear. One night, as I was in my chamber with no other companion than + a damsel who waited on me, with the doors carefully locked lest my honour + should be imperilled through any carelessness, I know not nor can conceive + how it happened, but, with all this seclusion and these precautions, and + in the solitude and silence of my retirement, I found him standing before + me, a vision that so astounded me that it deprived my eyes of sight, and + my tongue of speech. I had no power to utter a cry, nor, I think, did he + give me time to utter one, as he immediately approached me, and taking me + in his arms (for, overwhelmed as I was, I was powerless, I say, to help + myself), he began to make such professions to me that I know not how + falsehood could have had the power of dressing them up to seem so like + truth; and the traitor contrived that his tears should vouch for his + words, and his sighs for his sincerity. + </p> + <p> + "I, a poor young creature alone, ill versed among my people in cases such + as this, began, I know not how, to think all these lying protestations + true, though without being moved by his sighs and tears to anything more + than pure compassion; and so, as the first feeling of bewilderment passed + away, and I began in some degree to recover myself, I said to him with + more courage than I thought I could have possessed, 'If, as I am now in + your arms, senor, I were in the claws of a fierce lion, and my deliverance + could be procured by doing or saying anything to the prejudice of my + honour, it would no more be in my power to do it or say it, than it would + be possible that what was should not have been; so then, if you hold my + body clasped in your arms, I hold my soul secured by virtuous intentions, + very different from yours, as you will see if you attempt to carry them + into effect by force. I am your vassal, but I am not your slave; your + nobility neither has nor should have any right to dishonour or degrade my + humble birth; and low-born peasant as I am, I have my self-respect as much + as you, a lord and gentleman: with me your violence will be to no purpose, + your wealth will have no weight, your words will have no power to deceive + me, nor your sighs or tears to soften me: were I to see any of the things + I speak of in him whom my parents gave me as a husband, his will should be + mine, and mine should be bounded by his; and my honour being preserved + even though my inclinations were not would willingly yield him what you, + senor, would now obtain by force; and this I say lest you should suppose + that any but my lawful husband shall ever win anything of me.' 'If that,' + said this disloyal gentleman, 'be the only scruple you feel, fairest + Dorothea' (for that is the name of this unhappy being), 'see here I give + you my hand to be yours, and let Heaven, from which nothing is hid, and + this image of Our Lady you have here, be witnesses of this pledge.'" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28d" id="c28d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28d.jpg (289K)" src="images/c28d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + When Cardenio heard her say she was called Dorothea, he showed fresh + agitation and felt convinced of the truth of his former suspicion, but he + was unwilling to interrupt the story, and wished to hear the end of what + he already all but knew, so he merely said: + </p> + <p> + "What! is Dorothea your name, senora? I have heard of another of the same + name who can perhaps match your misfortunes. But proceed; by-and-by I may + tell you something that will astonish you as much as it will excite your + compassion." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea was struck by Cardenio's words as well as by his strange and + miserable attire, and begged him if he knew anything concerning her to + tell it to her at once, for if fortune had left her any blessing it was + courage to bear whatever calamity might fall upon her, as she felt sure + that none could reach her capable of increasing in any degree what she + endured already. + </p> + <p> + "I would not let the occasion pass, senora," replied Cardenio, "of telling + you what I think, if what I suspect were the truth, but so far there has + been no opportunity, nor is it of any importance to you to know it." + </p> + <p> + "Be it as it may," replied Dorothea, "what happened in my story was that + Don Fernando, taking an image that stood in the chamber, placed it as a + witness of our betrothal, and with the most binding words and extravagant + oaths gave me his promise to become my husband; though before he had made + an end of pledging himself I bade him consider well what he was doing, and + think of the anger his father would feel at seeing him married to a + peasant girl and one of his vassals; I told him not to let my beauty, such + as it was, blind him, for that was not enough to furnish an excuse for his + transgression; and if in the love he bore me he wished to do me any + kindness, it would be to leave my lot to follow its course at the level my + condition required; for marriages so unequal never brought happiness, nor + did they continue long to afford the enjoyment they began with. + </p> + <p> + "All this that I have now repeated I said to him, and much more which I + cannot recollect; but it had no effect in inducing him to forego his + purpose; he who has no intention of paying does not trouble himself about + difficulties when he is striking the bargain. At the same time I argued + the matter briefly in my own mind, saying to myself, 'I shall not be the + first who has risen through marriage from a lowly to a lofty station, nor + will Don Fernando be the first whom beauty or, as is more likely, a blind + attachment, has led to mate himself below his rank. Then, since I am + introducing no new usage or practice, I may as well avail myself of the + honour that chance offers me, for even though his inclination for me + should not outlast the attainment of his wishes, I shall be, after all, + his wife before God. And if I strive to repel him by scorn, I can see + that, fair means failing, he is in a mood to use force, and I shall be + left dishonoured and without any means of proving my innocence to those + who cannot know how innocently I have come to be in this position; for + what arguments would persuade my parents that this gentleman entered my + chamber without my consent?' + </p> + <p> + "All these questions and answers passed through my mind in a moment; but + the oaths of Don Fernando, the witnesses he appealed to, the tears he + shed, and lastly the charms of his person and his high-bred grace, which, + accompanied by such signs of genuine love, might well have conquered a + heart even more free and coy than mine—these were the things that + more than all began to influence me and lead me unawares to my ruin. I + called my waiting-maid to me, that there might be a witness on earth + besides those in Heaven, and again Don Fernando renewed and repeated his + oaths, invoked as witnesses fresh saints in addition to the former ones, + called down upon himself a thousand curses hereafter should he fail to + keep his promise, shed more tears, redoubled his sighs and pressed me + closer in his arms, from which he had never allowed me to escape; and so I + was left by my maid, and ceased to be one, and he became a traitor and a + perjured man. + </p> + <p> + "The day which followed the night of my misfortune did not come so + quickly, I imagine, as Don Fernando wished, for when desire has attained + its object, the greatest pleasure is to fly from the scene of pleasure. I + say so because Don Fernando made all haste to leave me, and by the + adroitness of my maid, who was indeed the one who had admitted him, gained + the street before daybreak; but on taking leave of me he told me, though + not with as much earnestness and fervour as when he came, that I might + rest assured of his faith and of the sanctity and sincerity of his oaths; + and to confirm his words he drew a rich ring off his finger and placed it + upon mine. He then took his departure and I was left, I know not whether + sorrowful or happy; all I can say is, I was left agitated and troubled in + mind and almost bewildered by what had taken place, and I had not the + spirit, or else it did not occur to me, to chide my maid for the treachery + she had been guilty of in concealing Don Fernando in my chamber; for as + yet I was unable to make up my mind whether what had befallen me was for + good or evil. I told Don Fernando at parting, that as I was now his, he + might see me on other nights in the same way, until it should be his + pleasure to let the matter become known; but, except the following night, + he came no more, nor for more than a month could I catch a glimpse of him + in the street or in church, while I wearied myself with watching for one; + although I knew he was in the town, and almost every day went out hunting, + a pastime he was very fond of. I remember well how sad and dreary those + days and hours were to me; I remember well how I began to doubt as they + went by, and even to lose confidence in the faith of Don Fernando; and I + remember, too, how my maid heard those words in reproof of her audacity + that she had not heard before, and how I was forced to put a constraint on + my tears and on the expression of my countenance, not to give my parents + cause to ask me why I was so melancholy, and drive me to invent falsehoods + in reply. But all this was suddenly brought to an end, for the time came + when all such considerations were disregarded, and there was no further + question of honour, when my patience gave way and the secret of my heart + became known abroad. The reason was, that a few days later it was reported + in the town that Don Fernando had been married in a neighbouring city to a + maiden of rare beauty, the daughter of parents of distinguished position, + though not so rich that her portion would entitle her to look for so + brilliant a match; it was said, too, that her name was Luscinda, and that + at the betrothal some strange things had happened." + </p> + <p> + Cardenio heard the name of Luscinda, but he only shrugged his shoulders, + bit his lips, bent his brows, and before long two streams of tears escaped + from his eyes. Dorothea, however, did not interrupt her story, but went on + in these words: + </p> + <p> + "This sad intelligence reached my ears, and, instead of being struck with + a chill, with such wrath and fury did my heart burn that I scarcely + restrained myself from rushing out into the streets, crying aloud and + proclaiming openly the perfidy and treachery of which I was the victim; + but this transport of rage was for the time checked by a resolution I + formed, to be carried out the same night, and that was to assume this + dress, which I got from a servant of my father's, one of the zagals, as + they are called in farmhouses, to whom I confided the whole of my + misfortune, and whom I entreated to accompany me to the city where I heard + my enemy was. He, though he remonstrated with me for my boldness, and + condemned my resolution, when he saw me bent upon my purpose, offered to + bear me company, as he said, to the end of the world. I at once packed up + in a linen pillow-case a woman's dress, and some jewels and money to + provide for emergencies, and in the silence of the night, without letting + my treacherous maid know, I sallied forth from the house, accompanied by + my servant and abundant anxieties, and on foot set out for the city, but + borne as it were on wings by my eagerness to reach it, if not to prevent + what I presumed to be already done, at least to call upon Don Fernando to + tell me with what conscience he had done it. I reached my destination in + two days and a half, and on entering the city inquired for the house of + Luscinda's parents. The first person I asked gave me more in reply than I + sought to know; he showed me the house, and told me all that had occurred + at the betrothal of the daughter of the family, an affair of such + notoriety in the city that it was the talk of every knot of idlers in the + street. He said that on the night of Don Fernando's betrothal with + Luscinda, as soon as she had consented to be his bride by saying 'Yes,' + she was taken with a sudden fainting fit, and that on the bridegroom + approaching to unlace the bosom of her dress to give her air, he found a + paper in her own handwriting, in which she said and declared that she + could not be Don Fernando's bride, because she was already Cardenio's, + who, according to the man's account, was a gentleman of distinction of the + same city; and that if she had accepted Don Fernando, it was only in + obedience to her parents. In short, he said, the words of the paper made + it clear she meant to kill herself on the completion of the betrothal, and + gave her reasons for putting an end to herself all which was confirmed, it + was said, by a dagger they found somewhere in her clothes. On seeing this, + Don Fernando, persuaded that Luscinda had befooled, slighted, and trifled + with him, assailed her before she had recovered from her swoon, and tried + to stab her with the dagger that had been found, and would have succeeded + had not her parents and those who were present prevented him. It was said, + moreover, that Don Fernando went away at once, and that Luscinda did not + recover from her prostration until the next day, when she told her parents + how she was really the bride of that Cardenio I have mentioned. I learned + besides that Cardenio, according to report, had been present at the + betrothal; and that upon seeing her betrothed contrary to his expectation, + he had quitted the city in despair, leaving behind him a letter declaring + the wrong Luscinda had done him, and his intention of going where no one + should ever see him again. All this was a matter of notoriety in the city, + and everyone spoke of it; especially when it became known that Luscinda + was missing from her father's house and from the city, for she was not to + be found anywhere, to the distraction of her parents, who knew not what + steps to take to recover her. What I learned revived my hopes, and I was + better pleased not to have found Don Fernando than to find him married, + for it seemed to me that the door was not yet entirely shut upon relief in + my case, and I thought that perhaps Heaven had put this impediment in the + way of the second marriage, to lead him to recognise his obligations under + the former one, and reflect that as a Christian he was bound to consider + his soul above all human objects. All this passed through my mind, and I + strove to comfort myself without comfort, indulging in faint and distant + hopes of cherishing that life that I now abhor. + </p> + <p> + "But while I was in the city, uncertain what to do, as I could not find + Don Fernando, I heard notice given by the public crier offering a great + reward to anyone who should find me, and giving the particulars of my age + and of the very dress I wore; and I heard it said that the lad who came + with me had taken me away from my father's house; a thing that cut me to + the heart, showing how low my good name had fallen, since it was not + enough that I should lose it by my flight, but they must add with whom I + had fled, and that one so much beneath me and so unworthy of my + consideration. The instant I heard the notice I quitted the city with my + servant, who now began to show signs of wavering in his fidelity to me, + and the same night, for fear of discovery, we entered the most thickly + wooded part of these mountains. But, as is commonly said, one evil calls + up another and the end of one misfortune is apt to be the beginning of one + still greater, and so it proved in my case; for my worthy servant, until + then so faithful and trusty when he found me in this lonely spot, moved + more by his own villainy than by my beauty, sought to take advantage of + the opportunity which these solitudes seemed to present him, and with + little shame and less fear of God and respect for me, began to make + overtures to me; and finding that I replied to the effrontery of his + proposals with justly severe language, he laid aside the entreaties which + he had employed at first, and began to use violence. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28e" id="c28e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28e.jpg (324K)" src="images/c28e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c28e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "But just Heaven, that seldom fails to watch over and aid good intentions, + so aided mine that with my slight strength and with little exertion I + pushed him over a precipice, where I left him, whether dead or alive I + know not; and then, with greater speed than seemed possible in my terror + and fatigue, I made my way into the mountains, without any other thought + or purpose save that of hiding myself among them, and escaping my father + and those despatched in search of me by his orders. It is now I know not + how many months since with this object I came here, where I met a herdsman + who engaged me as his servant at a place in the heart of this Sierra, and + all this time I have been serving him as herd, striving to keep always + afield to hide these locks which have now unexpectedly betrayed me. But + all my care and pains were unavailing, for my master made the discovery + that I was not a man, and harboured the same base designs as my servant; + and as fortune does not always supply a remedy in cases of difficulty, and + I had no precipice or ravine at hand down which to fling the master and + cure his passion, as I had in the servant's case, I thought it a lesser + evil to leave him and again conceal myself among these crags, than make + trial of my strength and argument with him. So, as I say, once more I went + into hiding to seek for some place where I might with sighs and tears + implore Heaven to have pity on my misery, and grant me help and strength + to escape from it, or let me die among the solitudes, leaving no trace of + an unhappy being who, by no fault of hers, has furnished matter for talk + and scandal at home and abroad." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c28f" id="c28f"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c28f.jpg (42K)" src="images/c28f.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch29" id="ch29"></a>CHAPTER XXIX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE DROLL DEVICE AND METHOD ADOPTED TO EXTRICATE OUR + LOVE-STRICKEN KNIGHT FROM THE SEVERE PENANCE HE HAD IMPOSED UPON HIMSELF + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c29a" id="c29a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29a.jpg (99K)" src="images/c29a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Such, sirs, is the true story of my sad adventures; judge for yourselves + now whether the sighs and lamentations you heard, and the tears that + flowed from my eyes, had not sufficient cause even if I had indulged in + them more freely; and if you consider the nature of my misfortune you will + see that consolation is idle, as there is no possible remedy for it. All I + ask of you is, what you may easily and reasonably do, to show me where I + may pass my life unharassed by the fear and dread of discovery by those + who are in search of me; for though the great love my parents bear me + makes me feel sure of being kindly received by them, so great is my + feeling of shame at the mere thought that I cannot present myself before + them as they expect, that I had rather banish myself from their sight for + ever than look them in the face with the reflection that they beheld mine + stripped of that purity they had a right to expect in me." + </p> + <p> + With these words she became silent, and the colour that overspread her + face showed plainly the pain and shame she was suffering at heart. In + theirs the listeners felt as much pity as wonder at her misfortunes; but + as the curate was just about to offer her some consolation and advice + Cardenio forestalled him, saying, "So then, senora, you are the fair + Dorothea, the only daughter of the rich Clenardo?" Dorothea was astonished + at hearing her father's name, and at the miserable appearance of him who + mentioned it, for it has been already said how wretchedly clad Cardenio + was; so she said to him: + </p> + <p> + "And who may you be, brother, who seem to know my father's name so well? + For so far, if I remember rightly, I have not mentioned it in the whole + story of my misfortunes." + </p> + <p> + "I am that unhappy being, senora," replied Cardenio, "whom, as you have + said, Luscinda declared to be her husband; I am the unfortunate Cardenio, + whom the wrong-doing of him who has brought you to your present condition + has reduced to the state you see me in, bare, ragged, bereft of all human + comfort, and what is worse, of reason, for I only possess it when Heaven + is pleased for some short space to restore it to me. I, Dorothea, am he + who witnessed the wrong done by Don Fernando, and waited to hear the 'Yes' + uttered by which Luscinda owned herself his betrothed: I am he who had not + courage enough to see how her fainting fit ended, or what came of the + paper that was found in her bosom, because my heart had not the fortitude + to endure so many strokes of ill-fortune at once; and so losing patience I + quitted the house, and leaving a letter with my host, which I entreated + him to place in Luscinda's hands, I betook myself to these solitudes, + resolved to end here the life I hated as if it were my mortal enemy. But + fate would not rid me of it, contenting itself with robbing me of my + reason, perhaps to preserve me for the good fortune I have had in meeting + you; for if that which you have just told us be true, as I believe it to + be, it may be that Heaven has yet in store for both of us a happier + termination to our misfortunes than we look for; because seeing that + Luscinda cannot marry Don Fernando, being mine, as she has herself so + openly declared, and that Don Fernando cannot marry her as he is yours, we + may reasonably hope that Heaven will restore to us what is ours, as it is + still in existence and not yet alienated or destroyed. And as we have this + consolation springing from no very visionary hope or wild fancy, I entreat + you, senora, to form new resolutions in your better mind, as I mean to do + in mine, preparing yourself to look forward to happier fortunes; for I + swear to you by the faith of a gentleman and a Christian not to desert you + until I see you in possession of Don Fernando, and if I cannot by words + induce him to recognise his obligation to you, in that case to avail + myself of the right which my rank as a gentleman gives me, and with just + cause challenge him on account of the injury he has done you, not + regarding my own wrongs, which I shall leave to Heaven to avenge, while I + on earth devote myself to yours." + </p> + <p> + Cardenio's words completed the astonishment of Dorothea, and not knowing + how to return thanks for such an offer, she attempted to kiss his feet; + but Cardenio would not permit it, and the licentiate replied for both, + commended the sound reasoning of Cardenio, and lastly, begged, advised, + and urged them to come with him to his village, where they might furnish + themselves with what they needed, and take measures to discover Don + Fernando, or restore Dorothea to her parents, or do what seemed to them + most advisable. Cardenio and Dorothea thanked him, and accepted the kind + offer he made them; and the barber, who had been listening to all + attentively and in silence, on his part some kindly words also, and with + no less good-will than the curate offered his services in any way that + might be of use to them. He also explained to them in a few words the + object that had brought them there, and the strange nature of Don + Quixote's madness, and how they were waiting for his squire, who had gone + in search of him. Like the recollection of a dream, the quarrel he had had + with Don Quixote came back to Cardenio's memory, and he described it to + the others; but he was unable to say what the dispute was about. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29b" id="c29b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29b.jpg (351K)" src="images/c29b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At this moment they heard a shout, and recognised it as coming from Sancho + Panza, who, not finding them where he had left them, was calling aloud to + them. They went to meet him, and in answer to their inquiries about Don + Quixote, he told them how he had found him stripped to his shirt, lank, + yellow, half dead with hunger, and sighing for his lady Dulcinea; and + although he had told him that she commanded him to quit that place and + come to El Toboso, where she was expecting him, he had answered that he + was determined not to appear in the presence of her beauty until he had + done deeds to make him worthy of her favour; and if this went on, Sancho + said, he ran the risk of not becoming an emperor as in duty bound, or even + an archbishop, which was the least he could be; for which reason they + ought to consider what was to be done to get him away from there. The + licentiate in reply told him not to be uneasy, for they would fetch him + away in spite of himself. He then told Cardenio and Dorothea what they had + proposed to do to cure Don Quixote, or at any rate take him home; upon + which Dorothea said that she could play the distressed damsel better than + the barber; especially as she had there the dress in which to do it to the + life, and that they might trust to her acting the part in every particular + requisite for carrying out their scheme, for she had read a great many + books of chivalry, and knew exactly the style in which afflicted damsels + begged boons of knights-errant. + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said the curate, "there is nothing more required than to + set about it at once, for beyond a doubt fortune is declaring itself in + our favour, since it has so unexpectedly begun to open a door for your + relief, and smoothed the way for us to our object." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea then took out of her pillow-case a complete petticoat of some + rich stuff, and a green mantle of some other fine material, and a necklace + and other ornaments out of a little box, and with these in an instant she + so arrayed herself that she looked like a great and rich lady. All this, + and more, she said, she had taken from home in case of need, but that + until then she had had no occasion to make use of it. They were all highly + delighted with her grace, air, and beauty, and declared Don Fernando to be + a man of very little taste when he rejected such charms. But the one who + admired her most was Sancho Panza, for it seemed to him (what indeed was + true) that in all the days of his life he had never seen such a lovely + creature; and he asked the curate with great eagerness who this beautiful + lady was, and what she wanted in these out-of-the-way quarters. + </p> + <p> + "This fair lady, brother Sancho," replied the curate, "is no less a + personage than the heiress in the direct male line of the great kingdom of + Micomicon, who has come in search of your master to beg a boon of him, + which is that he redress a wrong or injury that a wicked giant has done + her; and from the fame as a good knight which your master has acquired far + and wide, this princess has come from Guinea to seek him." + </p> + <p> + "A lucky seeking and a lucky finding!" said Sancho Panza at this; + "especially if my master has the good fortune to redress that injury, and + right that wrong, and kill that son of a bitch of a giant your worship + speaks of; as kill him he will if he meets him, unless, indeed, he happens + to be a phantom; for my master has no power at all against phantoms. But + one thing among others I would beg of you, senor licentiate, which is, + that, to prevent my master taking a fancy to be an archbishop, for that is + what I'm afraid of, your worship would recommend him to marry this + princess at once; for in this way he will be disabled from taking + archbishop's orders, and will easily come into his empire, and I to the + end of my desires; I have been thinking over the matter carefully, and by + what I can make out I find it will not do for me that my master should + become an archbishop, because I am no good for the Church, as I am + married; and for me now, having as I have a wife and children, to set + about obtaining dispensations to enable me to hold a place of profit under + the Church, would be endless work; so that, senor, it all turns on my + master marrying this lady at once—for as yet I do not know her + grace, and so I cannot call her by her name." + </p> + <p> + "She is called the Princess Micomicona," said the curate; "for as her + kingdom is Micomicon, it is clear that must be her name." + </p> + <p> + "There's no doubt of that," replied Sancho, "for I have known many to take + their name and title from the place where they were born and call + themselves Pedro of Alcala, Juan of Ubeda, and Diego of Valladolid; and it + may be that over there in Guinea queens have the same way of taking the + names of their kingdoms." + </p> + <p> + "So it may," said the curate; "and as for your master's marrying, I will + do all in my power towards it:" with which Sancho was as much pleased as + the curate was amazed at his simplicity and at seeing what a hold the + absurdities of his master had taken of his fancy, for he had evidently + persuaded himself that he was going to be an emperor. + </p> + <p> + By this time Dorothea had seated herself upon the curate's mule, and the + barber had fitted the ox-tail beard to his face, and they now told Sancho + to conduct them to where Don Quixote was, warning him not to say that he + knew either the licentiate or the barber, as his master's becoming an + emperor entirely depended on his not recognising them; neither the curate + nor Cardenio, however, thought fit to go with them; Cardenio lest he + should remind Don Quixote of the quarrel he had with him, and the curate + as there was no necessity for his presence just yet, so they allowed the + others to go on before them, while they themselves followed slowly on + foot. The curate did not forget to instruct Dorothea how to act, but she + said they might make their minds easy, as everything would be done exactly + as the books of chivalry required and described. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29c" id="c29c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29c.jpg (286K)" src="images/c29c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + They had gone about three-quarters of a league when they discovered Don + Quixote in a wilderness of rocks, by this time clothed, but without his + armour; and as soon as Dorothea saw him and was told by Sancho that that + was Don Quixote, she whipped her palfrey, the well-bearded barber + following her, and on coming up to him her squire sprang from his mule and + came forward to receive her in his arms, and she dismounting with great + ease of manner advanced to kneel before the feet of Don Quixote; and + though he strove to raise her up, she without rising addressed him in this + fashion: + </p> + <p> + "From this spot I will not rise, valiant and doughty knight, until your + goodness and courtesy grant me a boon, which will redound to the honour + and renown of your person and render a service to the most disconsolate + and afflicted damsel the sun has seen; and if the might of your strong arm + corresponds to the repute of your immortal fame, you are bound to aid the + helpless being who, led by the savour of your renowned name, hath come + from far distant lands to seek your aid in her misfortunes." + </p> + <p> + "I will not answer a word, beauteous lady," replied Don Quixote, "nor will + I listen to anything further concerning you, until you rise from the + earth." + </p> + <p> + "I will not rise, senor," answered the afflicted damsel, "unless of your + courtesy the boon I ask is first granted me." + </p> + <p> + "I grant and accord it," said Don Quixote, "provided without detriment or + prejudice to my king, my country, or her who holds the key of my heart and + freedom, it may be complied with." + </p> + <p> + "It will not be to the detriment or prejudice of any of them, my worthy + lord," said the afflicted damsel; and here Sancho Panza drew close to his + master's ear and said to him very softly, "Your worship may very safely + grant the boon she asks; it's nothing at all; only to kill a big giant; + and she who asks it is the exalted Princess Micomicona, queen of the great + kingdom of Micomicon of Ethiopia." + </p> + <p> + "Let her be who she may," replied Don Quixote, "I will do what is my + bounden duty, and what my conscience bids me, in conformity with what I + have professed;" and turning to the damsel he said, "Let your great beauty + rise, for I grant the boon which you would ask of me." + </p> + <p> + "Then what I ask," said the damsel, "is that your magnanimous person + accompany me at once whither I will conduct you, and that you promise not + to engage in any other adventure or quest until you have avenged me of a + traitor who against all human and divine law, has usurped my kingdom." + </p> + <p> + "I repeat that I grant it," replied Don Quixote; "and so, lady, you may + from this day forth lay aside the melancholy that distresses you, and let + your failing hopes gather new life and strength, for with the help of God + and of my arm you will soon see yourself restored to your kingdom, and + seated upon the throne of your ancient and mighty realm, notwithstanding + and despite of the felons who would gainsay it; and now hands to the work, + for in delay there is apt to be danger." + </p> + <p> + The distressed damsel strove with much pertinacity to kiss his hands; but + Don Quixote, who was in all things a polished and courteous knight, would + by no means allow it, but made her rise and embraced her with great + courtesy and politeness, and ordered Sancho to look to Rocinante's girths, + and to arm him without a moment's delay. Sancho took down the armour, + which was hung up on a tree like a trophy, and having seen to the girths + armed his master in a trice, who as soon as he found himself in his armour + exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "Let us be gone in the name of God to bring aid to this great lady." + </p> + <p> + The barber was all this time on his knees at great pains to hide his + laughter and not let his beard fall, for had it fallen maybe their fine + scheme would have come to nothing; but now seeing the boon granted, and + the promptitude with which Don Quixote prepared to set out in compliance + with it, he rose and took his lady's hand, and between them they placed + her upon the mule. Don Quixote then mounted Rocinante, and the barber + settled himself on his beast, Sancho being left to go on foot, which made + him feel anew the loss of his Dapple, finding the want of him now. But he + bore all with cheerfulness, being persuaded that his master had now fairly + started and was just on the point of becoming an emperor; for he felt no + doubt at all that he would marry this princess, and be king of Micomicon + at least. The only thing that troubled him was the reflection that this + kingdom was in the land of the blacks, and that the people they would give + him for vassals would be all black; but for this he soon found a remedy in + his fancy, and said he to himself, "What is it to me if my vassals are + blacks? What more have I to do than make a cargo of them and carry them to + Spain, where I can sell them and get ready money for them, and with it buy + some title or some office in which to live at ease all the days of my + life? Not unless you go to sleep and haven't the wit or skill to turn + things to account and sell three, six, or ten thousand vassals while you + would be talking about it! By God I will stir them up, big and little, or + as best I can, and let them be ever so black I'll turn them into white or + yellow. Come, come, what a fool I am!" And so he jogged on, so occupied + with his thoughts and easy in his mind that he forgot all about the + hardship of travelling on foot. + </p> + <p> + Cardenio and the curate were watching all this from among some bushes, not + knowing how to join company with the others; but the curate, who was very + fertile in devices, soon hit upon a way of effecting their purpose, and + with a pair of scissors he had in a case he quickly cut off Cardenio's + beard, and putting on him a grey jerkin of his own he gave him a black + cloak, leaving himself in his breeches and doublet, while Cardenio's + appearance was so different from what it had been that he would not have + known himself had he seen himself in a mirror. Having effected this, + although the others had gone on ahead while they were disguising + themselves, they easily came out on the high road before them, for the + brambles and awkward places they encountered did not allow those on + horseback to go as fast as those on foot. They then posted themselves on + the level ground at the outlet of the Sierra, and as soon as Don Quixote + and his companions emerged from it the curate began to examine him very + deliberately, as though he were striving to recognise him, and after + having stared at him for some time he hastened towards him with open arms + exclaiming, "A happy meeting with the mirror of chivalry, my worthy + compatriot Don Quixote of La Mancha, the flower and cream of high + breeding, the protection and relief of the distressed, the quintessence of + knights-errant!" And so saying he clasped in his arms the knee of Don + Quixote's left leg. He, astonished at the stranger's words and behaviour, + looked at him attentively, and at length recognised him, very much + surprised to see him there, and made great efforts to dismount. This, + however, the curate would not allow, on which Don Quixote said, "Permit + me, senor licentiate, for it is not fitting that I should be on horseback + and so reverend a person as your worship on foot." + </p> + <p> + "On no account will I allow it," said the curate; "your mightiness must + remain on horseback, for it is on horseback you achieve the greatest deeds + and adventures that have been beheld in our age; as for me, an unworthy + priest, it will serve me well enough to mount on the haunches of one of + the mules of these gentlefolk who accompany your worship, if they have no + objection, and I will fancy I am mounted on the steed Pegasus, or on the + zebra or charger that bore the famous Moor, Muzaraque, who to this day + lies enchanted in the great hill of Zulema, a little distance from the + great Complutum." + </p> + <p> + "Nor even that will I consent to, senor licentiate," answered Don Quixote, + "and I know it will be the good pleasure of my lady the princess, out of + love for me, to order her squire to give up the saddle of his mule to your + worship, and he can sit behind if the beast will bear it." + </p> + <p> + "It will, I am sure," said the princess, "and I am sure, too, that I need + not order my squire, for he is too courteous and considerate to allow a + Churchman to go on foot when he might be mounted." + </p> + <p> + "That he is," said the barber, and at once alighting, he offered his + saddle to the curate, who accepted it without much entreaty; but + unfortunately as the barber was mounting behind, the mule, being as it + happened a hired one, which is the same thing as saying ill-conditioned, + lifted its hind hoofs and let fly a couple of kicks in the air, which + would have made Master Nicholas wish his expedition in quest of Don + Quixote at the devil had they caught him on the breast or head. As it was, + they so took him by surprise that he came to the ground, giving so little + heed to his beard that it fell off, and all he could do when he found + himself without it was to cover his face hastily with both his hands and + moan that his teeth were knocked out. Don Quixote when he saw all that + bundle of beard detached, without jaws or blood, from the face of the + fallen squire, exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "By the living God, but this is a great miracle! it has knocked off and + plucked away the beard from his face as if it had been shaved off + designedly." + </p> + <p> + The curate, seeing the danger of discovery that threatened his scheme, at + once pounced upon the beard and hastened with it to where Master Nicholas + lay, still uttering moans, and drawing his head to his breast had it on in + an instant, muttering over him some words which he said were a certain + special charm for sticking on beards, as they would see; and as soon as he + had it fixed he left him, and the squire appeared well bearded and whole + as before, whereat Don Quixote was beyond measure astonished, and begged + the curate to teach him that charm when he had an opportunity, as he was + persuaded its virtue must extend beyond the sticking on of beards, for it + was clear that where the beard had been stripped off the flesh must have + remained torn and lacerated, and when it could heal all that it must be + good for more than beards. + </p> + <p> + "And so it is," said the curate, and he promised to teach it to him on the + first opportunity. They then agreed that for the present the curate should + mount, and that the three should ride by turns until they reached the inn, + which might be about six leagues from where they were. + </p> + <p> + Three then being mounted, that is to say, Don Quixote, the princess, and + the curate, and three on foot, Cardenio, the barber, and Sancho Panza, Don + Quixote said to the damsel: + </p> + <p> + "Let your highness, lady, lead on whithersoever is most pleasing to you;" + but before she could answer the licentiate said: + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29d" id="c29d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29d.jpg (345K)" src="images/c29d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Towards what kingdom would your ladyship direct our course? Is it + perchance towards that of Micomicon? It must be, or else I know little + about kingdoms." + </p> + <p> + She, being ready on all points, understood that she was to answer "Yes," + so she said "Yes, senor, my way lies towards that kingdom." + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said the curate, "we must pass right through my village, + and there your worship will take the road to Cartagena, where you will be + able to embark, fortune favouring; and if the wind be fair and the sea + smooth and tranquil, in somewhat less than nine years you may come in + sight of the great lake Meona, I mean Meotides, which is little more than + a hundred days' journey this side of your highness's kingdom." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29e" id="c29e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29e.jpg (318K)" src="images/c29e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Your worship is mistaken, senor," said she; "for it is not two years + since I set out from it, and though I never had good weather, nevertheless + I am here to behold what I so longed for, and that is my lord Don Quixote + of La Mancha, whose fame came to my ears as soon as I set foot in Spain + and impelled me to go in search of him, to commend myself to his courtesy, + and entrust the justice of my cause to the might of his invincible arm." + </p> + <p> + "Enough; no more praise," said Don Quixote at this, "for I hate all + flattery; and though this may not be so, still language of the kind is + offensive to my chaste ears. I will only say, senora, that whether it has + might or not, that which it may or may not have shall be devoted to your + service even to death; and now, leaving this to its proper season, I would + ask the senor licentiate to tell me what it is that has brought him into + these parts, alone, unattended, and so lightly clad that I am filled with + amazement." + </p> + <p> + "I will answer that briefly," replied the curate; "you must know then, + Senor Don Quixote, that Master Nicholas, our friend and barber, and I were + going to Seville to receive some money that a relative of mine who went to + the Indies many years ago had sent me, and not such a small sum but that + it was over sixty thousand pieces of eight, full weight, which is + something; and passing by this place yesterday we were attacked by four + footpads, who stripped us even to our beards, and them they stripped off + so that the barber found it necessary to put on a false one, and even this + young man here"—pointing to Cardenio—"they completely + transformed. But the best of it is, the story goes in the neighbourhood + that those who attacked us belong to a number of galley slaves who, they + say, were set free almost on the very same spot by a man of such valour + that, in spite of the commissary and of the guards, he released the whole + of them; and beyond all doubt he must have been out of his senses, or he + must be as great a scoundrel as they, or some man without heart or + conscience to let the wolf loose among the sheep, the fox among the hens, + the fly among the honey. He has defrauded justice, and opposed his king + and lawful master, for he opposed his just commands; he has, I say, robbed + the galleys of their feet, stirred up the Holy Brotherhood which for many + years past has been quiet, and, lastly, has done a deed by which his soul + may be lost without any gain to his body." Sancho had told the curate and + the barber of the adventure of the galley slaves, which, so much to his + glory, his master had achieved, and hence the curate in alluding to it + made the most of it to see what would be said or done by Don Quixote; who + changed colour at every word, not daring to say that it was he who had + been the liberator of those worthy people. "These, then," said the curate, + "were they who robbed us; and God in his mercy pardon him who would not + let them go to the punishment they deserved." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c29f" id="c29f"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c29f.jpg (53K)" src="images/c29f.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c29f.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch30" id="ch30"></a>CHAPTER XXX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF ADDRESS DISPLAYED BY THE FAIR DOROTHEA, WITH OTHER MATTERS + PLEASANT AND AMUSING + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c30a" id="c30a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c30a.jpg (147K)" src="images/c30a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c30a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The curate had hardly ceased speaking, when Sancho said, "In faith, then, + senor licentiate, he who did that deed was my master; and it was not for + want of my telling him beforehand and warning him to mind what he was + about, and that it was a sin to set them at liberty, as they were all on + the march there because they were special scoundrels." + </p> + <p> + "Blockhead!" said Don Quixote at this, "it is no business or concern of + knights-errant to inquire whether any persons in affliction, in chains, or + oppressed that they may meet on the high roads go that way and suffer as + they do because of their faults or because of their misfortunes. It only + concerns them to aid them as persons in need of help, having regard to + their sufferings and not to their rascalities. I encountered a chaplet or + string of miserable and unfortunate people, and did for them what my sense + of duty demands of me, and as for the rest be that as it may; and whoever + takes objection to it, saving the sacred dignity of the senor licentiate + and his honoured person, I say he knows little about chivalry and lies + like a whoreson villain, and this I will give him to know to the fullest + extent with my sword;" and so saying he settled himself in his stirrups + and pressed down his morion; for the barber's basin, which according to + him was Mambrino's helmet, he carried hanging at the saddle-bow until he + could repair the damage done to it by the galley slaves. + </p> + <p> + Dorothea, who was shrewd and sprightly, and by this time thoroughly + understood Don Quixote's crazy turn, and that all except Sancho Panza were + making game of him, not to be behind the rest said to him, on observing + his irritation, "Sir Knight, remember the boon you have promised me, and + that in accordance with it you must not engage in any other adventure, be + it ever so pressing; calm yourself, for if the licentiate had known that + the galley slaves had been set free by that unconquered arm he would have + stopped his mouth thrice over, or even bitten his tongue three times + before he would have said a word that tended towards disrespect of your + worship." + </p> + <p> + "That I swear heartily," said the curate, "and I would have even plucked + off a moustache." + </p> + <p> + "I will hold my peace, senora," said Don Quixote, "and I will curb the + natural anger that had arisen in my breast, and will proceed in peace and + quietness until I have fulfilled my promise; but in return for this + consideration I entreat you to tell me, if you have no objection to do so, + what is the nature of your trouble, and how many, who, and what are the + persons of whom I am to require due satisfaction, and on whom I am to take + vengeance on your behalf?" + </p> + <p> + "That I will do with all my heart," replied Dorothea, "if it will not be + wearisome to you to hear of miseries and misfortunes." + </p> + <p> + "It will not be wearisome, senora," said Don Quixote; to which Dorothea + replied, "Well, if that be so, give me your attention." As soon as she + said this, Cardenio and the barber drew close to her side, eager to hear + what sort of story the quick-witted Dorothea would invent for herself; and + Sancho did the same, for he was as much taken in by her as his master; and + she having settled herself comfortably in the saddle, and with the help of + coughing and other preliminaries taken time to think, began with great + sprightliness of manner in this fashion. + </p> + <p> + "First of all, I would have you know, sirs, that my name is-" and here she + stopped for a moment, for she forgot the name the curate had given her; + but he came to her relief, seeing what her difficulty was, and said, "It + is no wonder, senora, that your highness should be confused and + embarrassed in telling the tale of your misfortunes; for such afflictions + often have the effect of depriving the sufferers of memory, so that they + do not even remember their own names, as is the case now with your + ladyship, who has forgotten that she is called the Princess Micomicona, + lawful heiress of the great kingdom of Micomicon; and with this cue your + highness may now recall to your sorrowful recollection all you may wish to + tell us." + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," said the damsel; "but I think from this on I shall + have no need of any prompting, and I shall bring my true story safe into + port, and here it is. The king my father, who was called Tinacrio the + Sapient, was very learned in what they call magic arts, and became aware + by his craft that my mother, who was called Queen Jaramilla, was to die + before he did, and that soon after he too was to depart this life, and I + was to be left an orphan without father or mother. But all this, he + declared, did not so much grieve or distress him as his certain knowledge + that a prodigious giant, the lord of a great island close to our kingdom, + Pandafilando of the Scowl by name--for it is averred that, though his eyes + are properly placed and straight, he always looks askew as if he squinted, + and this he does out of malignity, to strike fear and terror into those he + looks at--that he knew, I say, that this giant on becoming aware of my + orphan condition would overrun my kingdom with a mighty force and strip me + of all, not leaving me even a small village to shelter me; but that I + could avoid all this ruin and misfortune if I were willing to marry him; + however, as far as he could see, he never expected that I would consent to + a marriage so unequal; and he said no more than the truth in this, for it + has never entered my mind to marry that giant, or any other, let him be + ever so great or enormous. My father said, too, that when he was dead, and + I saw Pandafilando about to invade my kingdom, I was not to wait and + attempt to defend myself, for that would be destructive to me, but that I + should leave the kingdom entirely open to him if I wished to avoid the + death and total destruction of my good and loyal vassals, for there would + be no possibility of defending myself against the giant's devilish power; + and that I should at once with some of my followers set out for Spain, + where I should obtain relief in my distress on finding a certain + knight-errant whose fame by that time would extend over the whole kingdom, + and who would be called, if I remember rightly, Don Azote or Don Gigote." + </p> + <p> + "'Don Quixote,' he must have said, senora," observed Sancho at this, + "otherwise called the Knight of the Rueful Countenance." + </p> + <p> + "That is it," said Dorothea; "he said, moreover, that he would be tall of + stature and lank featured; and that on his right side under the left + shoulder, or thereabouts, he would have a grey mole with hairs like + bristles." + </p> + <p> + On hearing this, Don Quixote said to his squire, "Here, Sancho my son, + bear a hand and help me to strip, for I want to see if I am the knight + that sage king foretold." + </p> + <p> + "What does your worship want to strip for?" said Dorothea. + </p> + <p> + "To see if I have that mole your father spoke of," answered Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "There is no occasion to strip," said Sancho; "for I know your worship has + just such a mole on the middle of your backbone, which is the mark of a + strong man." + </p> + <p> + "That is enough," said Dorothea, "for with friends we must not look too + closely into trifles; and whether it be on the shoulder or on the backbone + matters little; it is enough if there is a mole, be it where it may, for + it is all the same flesh; no doubt my good father hit the truth in every + particular, and I have made a lucky hit in commending myself to Don + Quixote; for he is the one my father spoke of, as the features of his + countenance correspond with those assigned to this knight by that wide + fame he has acquired not only in Spain but in all La Mancha; for I had + scarcely landed at Osuna when I heard such accounts of his achievements, + that at once my heart told me he was the very one I had come in search + of." + </p> + <p> + "But how did you land at Osuna, senora," asked Don Quixote, "when it is + not a seaport?" + </p> + <p> + But before Dorothea could reply the curate anticipated her, saying, "The + princess meant to say that after she had landed at Malaga the first place + where she heard of your worship was Osuna." + </p> + <p> + "That is what I meant to say," said Dorothea. + </p> + <p> + "And that would be only natural," said the curate. "Will your majesty + please proceed?" + </p> + <p> + "There is no more to add," said Dorothea, "save that in finding Don + Quixote I have had such good fortune, that I already reckon and regard + myself queen and mistress of my entire dominions, since of his courtesy + and magnanimity he has granted me the boon of accompanying me + whithersoever I may conduct him, which will be only to bring him face to + face with Pandafilando of the Scowl, that he may slay him and restore to + me what has been unjustly usurped by him: for all this must come to pass + satisfactorily since my good father Tinacrio the Sapient foretold it, who + likewise left it declared in writing in Chaldee or Greek characters (for I + cannot read them), that if this predicted knight, after having cut the + giant's throat, should be disposed to marry me I was to offer myself at + once without demur as his lawful wife, and yield him possession of my + kingdom together with my person." + </p> + <p> + "What thinkest thou now, friend Sancho?" said Don Quixote at this. + "Hearest thou that? Did I not tell thee so? See how we have already got a + kingdom to govern and a queen to marry!" + </p> + <p> + "On my oath it is so," said Sancho; "and foul fortune to him who won't + marry after slitting Senor Pandahilado's windpipe! And then, how + illfavoured the queen is! I wish the fleas in my bed were that sort!" + </p> + <p> + And so saying he cut a couple of capers in the air with every sign of + extreme satisfaction, and then ran to seize the bridle of Dorothea's mule, + and checking it fell on his knees before her, begging her to give him her + hand to kiss in token of his acknowledgment of her as his queen and + mistress. Which of the bystanders could have helped laughing to see the + madness of the master and the simplicity of the servant? Dorothea + therefore gave her hand, and promised to make him a great lord in her + kingdom, when Heaven should be so good as to permit her to recover and + enjoy it, for which Sancho returned thanks in words that set them all + laughing again. + </p> + <p> + "This, sirs," continued Dorothea, "is my story; it only remains to tell + you that of all the attendants I took with me from my kingdom I have none + left except this well-bearded squire, for all were drowned in a great + tempest we encountered when in sight of port; and he and I came to land on + a couple of planks as if by a miracle; and indeed the whole course of my + life is a miracle and a mystery as you may have observed; and if I have + been over minute in any respect or not as precise as I ought, let it be + accounted for by what the licentiate said at the beginning of my tale, + that constant and excessive troubles deprive the sufferers of their + memory." + </p> + <p> + "They shall not deprive me of mine, exalted and worthy princess," said Don + Quixote, "however great and unexampled those which I shall endure in your + service may be; and here I confirm anew the boon I have promised you, and + I swear to go with you to the end of the world until I find myself in the + presence of your fierce enemy, whose haughty head I trust by the aid of my + arm to cut off with the edge of this--I will not say good sword, thanks to + Gines de Pasamonte who carried away mine"--(this he said between his + teeth, and then continued), "and when it has been cut off and you have + been put in peaceful possession of your realm it shall be left to your own + decision to dispose of your person as may be most pleasing to you; for so + long as my memory is occupied, my will enslaved, and my understanding + enthralled by her--I say no more--it is impossible for me for a moment to + contemplate marriage, even with a Phoenix." + </p> + <p> + The last words of his master about not wanting to marry were so + disagreeable to Sancho that raising his voice he exclaimed with great + irritation: + </p> + <p> + "By my oath, Senor Don Quixote, you are not in your right senses; for how + can your worship possibly object to marrying such an exalted princess as + this? Do you think Fortune will offer you behind every stone such a piece + of luck as is offered you now? Is my lady Dulcinea fairer, perchance? Not + she; nor half as fair; and I will even go so far as to say she does not + come up to the shoe of this one here. A poor chance I have of getting that + county I am waiting for if your worship goes looking for dainties in the + bottom of the sea. In the devil's name, marry, marry, and take this + kingdom that comes to hand without any trouble, and when you are king make + me a marquis or governor of a province, and for the rest let the devil + take it all." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, when he heard such blasphemies uttered against his lady + Dulcinea, could not endure it, and lifting his pike, without saying + anything to Sancho or uttering a word, he gave him two such thwacks that + he brought him to the ground; and had it not been that Dorothea cried out + to him to spare him he would have no doubt taken his life on the spot. + </p> + <p> + "Do you think," he said to him after a pause, "you scurvy clown, that you + are to be always interfering with me, and that you are to be always + offending and I always pardoning? Don't fancy it, impious scoundrel, for + that beyond a doubt thou art, since thou hast set thy tongue going against + the peerless Dulcinea. Know you not, lout, vagabond, beggar, that were it + not for the might that she infuses into my arm I should not have strength + enough to kill a flea? Say, scoffer with a viper's tongue, what think you + has won this kingdom and cut off this giant's head and made you a marquis + (for all this I count as already accomplished and decided), but the might + of Dulcinea, employing my arm as the instrument of her achievements? She + fights in me and conquers in me, and I live and breathe in her, and owe my + life and being to her. O whoreson scoundrel, how ungrateful you are, you + see yourself raised from the dust of the earth to be a titled lord, and + the return you make for so great a benefit is to speak evil of her who has + conferred it upon you!" + </p> + <p> + Sancho was not so stunned but that he heard all his master said, and + rising with some degree of nimbleness he ran to place himself behind + Dorothea's palfrey, and from that position he said to his master: + </p> + <p> + "Tell me, senor; if your worship is resolved not to marry this great + princess, it is plain the kingdom will not be yours; and not being so, how + can you bestow favours upon me? That is what I complain of. Let your + worship at any rate marry this queen, now that we have got her here as if + showered down from heaven, and afterwards you may go back to my lady + Dulcinea; for there must have been kings in the world who kept mistresses. + As to beauty, I have nothing to do with it; and if the truth is to be + told, I like them both; though I have never seen the lady Dulcinea." + </p> + <p> + "How! never seen her, blasphemous traitor!" exclaimed Don Quixote; "hast + thou not just now brought me a message from her?" + </p> + <p> + "I mean," said Sancho, "that I did not see her so much at my leisure that + I could take particular notice of her beauty, or of her charms piecemeal; + but taken in the lump I like her." + </p> + <p> + "Now I forgive thee," said Don Quixote; "and do thou forgive me the injury + I have done thee; for our first impulses are not in our control." + </p> + <p> + "That I see," replied Sancho, "and with me the wish to speak is always the + first impulse, and I cannot help saying, once at any rate, what I have on + the tip of my tongue." + </p> + <p> + "For all that, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "take heed of what thou sayest, + for the pitcher goes so often to the well--I need say no more to thee." + </p> + <p> + "Well, well," said Sancho, "God is in heaven, and sees all tricks, and + will judge who does most harm, I in not speaking right, or your worship in + not doing it." + </p> + <p> + "That is enough," said Dorothea; "run, Sancho, and kiss your lord's hand + and beg his pardon, and henceforward be more circumspect with your praise + and abuse; and say nothing in disparagement of that lady Toboso, of whom I + know nothing save that I am her servant; and put your trust in God, for + you will not fail to obtain some dignity so as to live like a prince." + </p> + <p> + Sancho advanced hanging his head and begged his master's hand, which Don + Quixote with dignity presented to him, giving him his blessing as soon as + he had kissed it; he then bade him go on ahead a little, as he had + questions to ask him and matters of great importance to discuss with him. + Sancho obeyed, and when the two had gone some distance in advance Don + Quixote said to him, "Since thy return I have had no opportunity or time + to ask thee many particulars touching thy mission and the answer thou hast + brought back, and now that chance has granted us the time and opportunity, + deny me not the happiness thou canst give me by such good news." + </p> + <p> + "Let your worship ask what you will," answered Sancho, "for I shall find a + way out of all as I found a way in; but I implore you, senor, not + to be so revengeful in future." + </p> + <p> + "Why dost thou say that, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I say it," he returned, "because those blows just now were more because + of the quarrel the devil stirred up between us both the other night, than + for what I said against my lady Dulcinea, whom I love and reverence as I + would a relic--though there is nothing of that about her--merely as + something belonging to your worship." + </p> + <p> + "Say no more on that subject for thy life, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "for + it is displeasing to me; I have already pardoned thee for that, and thou + knowest the common saying, 'for a fresh sin a fresh penance.'" + </p> + <p> + While this was going on they saw coming along the road they were following + a man mounted on an ass, who when he came close seemed to be a gipsy; but + Sancho Panza, whose eyes and heart were there wherever he saw asses, no + sooner beheld the man than he knew him to be Gines de Pasamonte; and by + the thread of the gipsy he got at the ball, his ass, for it was, in fact, + Dapple that carried Pasamonte, who to escape recognition and to sell the + ass had disguised himself as a gipsy, being able to speak the gipsy + language, and many more, as well as if they were his own. Sancho saw him + and recognised him, and the instant he did so he shouted to him, + "Ginesillo, you thief, give up my treasure, release my life, embarrass + thyself not with my repose, quit my ass, leave my delight, be off, rip, + get thee gone, thief, and give up what is not thine." + </p> + <p> + There was no necessity for so many words or objurgations, for at the first + one Gines jumped down, and at a like racing speed made off and got clear + of them all. Sancho hastened to his Dapple, and embracing him he said, + "How hast thou fared, my blessing, Dapple of my eyes, my comrade?" all the + while kissing him and caressing him as if he were a human being. The ass + held his peace, and let himself be kissed and caressed by Sancho without + answering a single word. They all came up and congratulated him on having + found Dapple, Don Quixote especially, who told him that notwithstanding + this he would not cancel the order for the three ass-colts, for which + Sancho thanked him. + </p> + <p> + While the two had been going along conversing in this fashion, the curate + observed to Dorothea that she had shown great cleverness, as well in the + story itself as in its conciseness, and the resemblance it bore to those + of the books of chivalry. She said that she had many times amused herself + reading them; but that she did not know the situation of the provinces or + seaports, and so she had said at haphazard that she had landed at Osuna. + </p> + <p> + "So I saw," said the curate, "and for that reason I made haste to say what + I did, by which it was all set right. But is it not a strange thing to see + how readily this unhappy gentleman believes all these figments and lies, + simply because they are in the style and manner of the absurdities of his + books?" + </p> + <p> + "So it is," said Cardenio; "and so uncommon and unexampled, that were one + to attempt to invent and concoct it in fiction, I doubt if there be any + wit keen enough to imagine it." + </p> + <p> + "But another strange thing about it," said the curate, "is that, apart + from the silly things which this worthy gentleman says in connection with + his craze, when other subjects are dealt with, he can discuss them in a + perfectly rational manner, showing that his mind is quite clear and + composed; so that, provided his chivalry is not touched upon, no one would + take him to be anything but a man of thoroughly sound understanding." + </p> + <p> + While they were holding this conversation Don Quixote continued his with + Sancho, saying: + </p> + <p> + "Friend Panza, let us forgive and forget as to our quarrels, and tell me + now, dismissing anger and irritation, where, how, and when didst thou find + Dulcinea? What was she doing? What didst thou say to her? What did she + answer? How did she look when she was reading my letter? Who copied it out + for thee? and everything in the matter that seems to thee worth knowing, + asking, and learning; neither adding nor falsifying to give me pleasure, + nor yet curtailing lest you should deprive me of it." + </p> + <p> + "Senor," replied Sancho, "if the truth is to be told, nobody copied out + the letter for me, for I carried no letter at all." + </p> + <p> + "It is as thou sayest," said Don Quixote, "for the note-book in which I + wrote it I found in my own possession two days after thy departure, which + gave me very great vexation, as I knew not what thou wouldst do on finding + thyself without any letter; and I made sure thou wouldst return from the + place where thou didst first miss it." + </p> + <p> + "So I should have done," said Sancho, "if I had not got it by heart when + your worship read it to me, so that I repeated it to a sacristan, who + copied it out for me from hearing it, so exactly that he said in all the + days of his life, though he had read many a letter of excommunication, he + had never seen or read so pretty a letter as that." + </p> + <p> + "And hast thou got it still in thy memory, Sancho?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "No, senor," replied Sancho, "for as soon as I had repeated it, seeing + there was no further use for it, I set about forgetting it; and if I + recollect any of it, it is that about 'Scrubbing,'I mean to say 'Sovereign + Lady,' and the end 'Yours till death, the Knight of the Rueful + Countenance;' and between these two I put into it more than three hundred + 'my souls' and 'my life's' and 'my eyes." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c30e" id="c30e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c30e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c30e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch31" id="ch31"></a>CHAPTER XXXI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE DELECTABLE DISCUSSION BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND SANCHO PANZA, HIS + SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c31a" id="c31a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c31a.jpg (151K)" src="images/c31a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c31a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "All that is not unsatisfactory to me," said Don Quixote. "Go on; thou + didst reach her; and what was that queen of beauty doing? Surely thou + didst find her stringing pearls, or embroidering some device in gold + thread for this her enslaved knight." + </p> + <p> + "I did not," said Sancho, "but I found her winnowing two bushels of wheat + in the yard of her house." + </p> + <p> + "Then depend upon it," said Don Quixote, "the grains of that wheat were + pearls when touched by her hands; and didst thou look, friend? was it + white wheat or brown?" + </p> + <p> + "It was neither, but red," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "Then I promise thee," said Don Quixote, "that, winnowed by her hands, + beyond a doubt the bread it made was of the whitest; but go on; when thou + gavest her my letter, did she kiss it? Did she place it on her head? Did + she perform any ceremony befitting it, or what did she do?" + </p> + <p> + "When I went to give it to her," replied Sancho, "she was hard at it + swaying from side to side with a lot of wheat she had in the sieve, and + she said to me, 'Lay the letter, friend, on the top of that sack, for I + cannot read it until I have done sifting all this." + </p> + <p> + "Discreet lady!" said Don Quixote; "that was in order to read it at her + leisure and enjoy it; proceed, Sancho; while she was engaged in her + occupation what converse did she hold with thee? What did she ask about + me, and what answer didst thou give? Make haste; tell me all, and let not + an atom be left behind in the ink-bottle." + </p> + <p> + "She asked me nothing," said Sancho; "but I told her how your worship was + left doing penance in her service, naked from the waist up, in among these + mountains like a savage, sleeping on the ground, not eating bread off a + tablecloth nor combing your beard, weeping and cursing your fortune." + </p> + <p> + "In saying I cursed my fortune thou saidst wrong," said Don Quixote; "for + rather do I bless it and shall bless it all the days of my life for having + made me worthy of aspiring to love so lofty a lady as Dulcinea del + Toboso." + </p> + <p> + "And so lofty she is," said Sancho, "that she overtops me by more than a + hand's-breadth." + </p> + <p> + "What! Sancho," said Don Quixote, "didst thou measure with her?" + </p> + <p> + "I measured in this way," said Sancho; "going to help her to put a sack of + wheat on the back of an ass, we came so close together that I could see + she stood more than a good palm over me." + </p> + <p> + "Well!" said Don Quixote, "and doth she not of a truth accompany and adorn + this greatness with a thousand million charms of mind! But one thing thou + wilt not deny, Sancho; when thou camest close to her didst thou not + perceive a Sabaean odour, an aromatic fragrance, a, I know not what, + delicious, that I cannot find a name for; I mean a redolence, an + exhalation, as if thou wert in the shop of some dainty glover?" + </p> + <p> + "All I can say is," said Sancho, "that I did perceive a little odour, + something goaty; it must have been that she was all in a sweat with hard + work." + </p> + <p> + "It could not be that," said Don Quixote, "but thou must have been + suffering from cold in the head, or must have smelt thyself; for I know + well what would be the scent of that rose among thorns, that lily of the + field, that dissolved amber." + </p> + <p> + "Maybe so," replied Sancho; "there often comes from myself that same odour + which then seemed to me to come from her grace the lady Dulcinea; but + that's no wonder, for one devil is like another." + </p> + <p> + "Well then," continued Don Quixote, "now she has done sifting the corn and + sent it to the mill; what did she do when she read the letter?" + </p> + <p> + "As for the letter," said Sancho, "she did not read it, for she said she + could neither read nor write; instead of that she tore it up into small + pieces, saying that she did not want to let anyone read it lest her + secrets should become known in the village, and that what I had told her + by word of mouth about the love your worship bore her, and the + extraordinary penance you were doing for her sake, was enough; and, to + make an end of it, she told me to tell your worship that she kissed your + hands, and that she had a greater desire to see you than to write to you; + and that therefore she entreated and commanded you, on sight of this + present, to come out of these thickets, and to have done with carrying on + absurdities, and to set out at once for El Toboso, unless something else + of greater importance should happen, for she had a great desire to see + your worship. She laughed greatly when I told her how your worship was + called The Knight of the Rueful Countenance; I asked her if that Biscayan + the other day had been there; and she told me he had, and that he was an + honest fellow; I asked her too about the galley slaves, but she said she + had not seen any as yet." + </p> + <p> + "So far all goes well," said Don Quixote; "but tell me what jewel was it + that she gave thee on taking thy leave, in return for thy tidings of me? + For it is a usual and ancient custom with knights and ladies errant to + give the squires, damsels, or dwarfs who bring tidings of their ladies to + the knights, or of their knights to the ladies, some rich jewel as a + guerdon for good news,' and acknowledgment of the message." + </p> + <p> + "That is very likely," said Sancho, "and a good custom it was, to my mind; + but that must have been in days gone by, for now it would seem to be the + custom only to give a piece of bread and cheese; because that was what my + lady Dulcinea gave me over the top of the yard-wall when I took leave of + her; and more by token it was sheep's-milk cheese." + </p> + <p> + "She is generous in the extreme," said Don Quixote, "and if she did not + give thee a jewel of gold, no doubt it must have been because she had not + one to hand there to give thee; but sleeves are good after Easter; I shall + see her and all shall be made right. But knowest thou what amazes me, + Sancho? It seems to me thou must have gone and come through the air, for + thou hast taken but little more than three days to go to El Toboso and + return, though it is more than thirty leagues from here to there. From + which I am inclined to think that the sage magician who is my friend, and + watches over my interests (for of necessity there is and must be one, or + else I should not be a right knight-errant), that this same, I say, must + have helped thee to travel without thy knowledge; for some of these sages + will catch up a knight-errant sleeping in his bed, and without his knowing + how or in what way it happened, he wakes up the next day more than a + thousand leagues away from the place where he went to sleep. And if it + were not for this, knights-errant would not be able to give aid to one + another in peril, as they do at every turn. For a knight, maybe, is + fighting in the mountains of Armenia with some dragon, or fierce serpent, + or another knight, and gets the worst of the battle, and is at the point + of death; but when he least looks for it, there appears over against him + on a cloud, or chariot of fire, another knight, a friend of his, who just + before had been in England, and who takes his part, and delivers him from + death; and at night he finds himself in his own quarters supping very much + to his satisfaction; and yet from one place to the other will have been + two or three thousand leagues. And all this is done by the craft and skill + of the sage enchanters who take care of those valiant knights; so that, + friend Sancho, I find no difficulty in believing that thou mayest have + gone from this place to El Toboso and returned in such a short time, + since, as I have said, some friendly sage must have carried thee through + the air without thee perceiving it." + </p> + <p> + "That must have been it," said Sancho, "for indeed Rocinante went like a + gipsy's ass with quicksilver in his ears." + </p> + <p> + "Quicksilver!" said Don Quixote, "aye and what is more, a legion of + devils, folk that can travel and make others travel without being weary, + exactly as the whim seizes them. But putting this aside, what thinkest + thou I ought to do about my lady's command to go and see her? For though I + feel that I am bound to obey her mandate, I feel too that I am debarred by + the boon I have accorded to the princess that accompanies us, and the law + of chivalry compels me to have regard for my word in preference to my + inclination; on the one hand the desire to see my lady pursues and + harasses me, on the other my solemn promise and the glory I shall win in + this enterprise urge and call me; but what I think I shall do is to travel + with all speed and reach quickly the place where this giant is, and on my + arrival I shall cut off his head, and establish the princess peacefully in + her realm, and forthwith I shall return to behold the light that lightens + my senses, to whom I shall make such excuses that she will be led to + approve of my delay, for she will see that it entirely tends to increase + her glory and fame; for all that I have won, am winning, or shall win by + arms in this life, comes to me of the favour she extends to me, and + because I am hers." + </p> + <p> + "Ah! what a sad state your worship's brains are in!" said Sancho. "Tell + me, senor, do you mean to travel all that way for nothing, and to let slip + and lose so rich and great a match as this where they give as a portion a + kingdom that in sober truth I have heard say is more than twenty thousand + leagues round about, and abounds with all things necessary to support + human life, and is bigger than Portugal and Castile put together? Peace, + for the love of God! Blush for what you have said, and take my advice, and + forgive me, and marry at once in the first village where there is a + curate; if not, here is our licentiate who will do the business + beautifully; remember, I am old enough to give advice, and this I am + giving comes pat to the purpose; for a sparrow in the hand is better than + a vulture on the wing, and he who has the good to his hand and chooses the + bad, that the good he complains of may not come to him." + </p> + <p> + "Look here, Sancho," said Don Quixote. "If thou art advising me to marry, + in order that immediately on slaying the giant I may become king, and be + able to confer favours on thee, and give thee what I have promised, let me + tell thee I shall be able very easily to satisfy thy desires without + marrying; for before going into battle I will make it a stipulation that, + if I come out of it victorious, even I do not marry, they shall give me a + portion of the kingdom, that I may bestow it upon whomsoever I + choose, and when they give it to me upon whom wouldst thou have me bestow + it but upon thee?" + </p> + <p> + "That is plain speaking," said Sancho; "but let your worship take care to + choose it on the seacoast, so that if I don't like the life, I may be able + to ship off my black vassals and deal with them as I have said; don't mind + going to see my lady Dulcinea now, but go and kill this giant and let us + finish off this business; for by God it strikes me it will be one of great + honour and great profit." + </p> + <p> + "I hold thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote, "and I + will take thy advice as to accompanying the princess before going to see + Dulcinea; but I counsel thee not to say anything to any one, or to those + who are with us, about what we have considered and discussed, for as + Dulcinea is so decorous that she does not wish her thoughts to be known it + is not right that I or anyone for me should disclose them." + </p> + <p> + "Well then, if that be so," said Sancho, "how is it that your worship + makes all those you overcome by your arm go to present themselves before + my lady Dulcinea, this being the same thing as signing your name to it + that you love her and are her lover? And as those who go must perforce + kneel before her and say they come from your worship to submit themselves + to her, how can the thoughts of both of you be hid?" + </p> + <p> + "O, how silly and simple thou art!" said Don Quixote; "seest thou not, + Sancho, that this tends to her greater exaltation? For thou must know that + according to our way of thinking in chivalry, it is a high honour to a + lady to have many knights-errant in her service, whose thoughts never go + beyond serving her for her own sake, and who look for no other reward for + their great and true devotion than that she should be willing to accept + them as her knights." + </p> + <p> + "It is with that kind of love," said Sancho, "I have heard preachers say + we ought to love our Lord, for himself alone, without being moved by the + hope of glory or the fear of punishment; though for my part, I would + rather love and serve him for what he could do." + </p> + <p> + "The devil take thee for a clown!" said Don Quixote, "and what shrewd + things thou sayest at times! One would think thou hadst studied." + </p> + <p> + "In faith, then, I cannot even read." + </p> + <p> + Master Nicholas here called out to them to wait a while, as they wanted to + halt and drink at a little spring there was there. Don Quixote drew up, + not a little to the satisfaction of Sancho, for he was by this time weary + of telling so many lies, and in dread of his master catching him tripping, + for though he knew that Dulcinea was a peasant girl of El Toboso, he had + never seen her in all his life. Cardenio had now put on the clothes which + Dorothea was wearing when they found her, and though they were not very + good, they were far better than those he put off. They dismounted together + by the side of the spring, and with what the curate had provided himself + with at the inn they appeased, though not very well, the keen appetite + they all of them brought with them. + </p> + <p> + While they were so employed there happened to come by a youth passing on + his way, who stopping to examine the party at the spring, the next moment + ran to Don Quixote and clasping him round the legs, began to weep freely, + saying, "O, senor, do you not know me? Look at me well; I am that lad + Andres that your worship released from the oak-tree where I was tied." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote recognised him, and taking his hand he turned to those present + and said: "That your worships may see how important it is to have + knights-errant to redress the wrongs and injuries done by tyrannical and + wicked men in this world, I may tell you that some days ago passing + through a wood, I heard cries and piteous complaints as of a person in + pain and distress; I immediately hastened, impelled by my bounden duty, to + the quarter whence the plaintive accents seemed to me to proceed, and I + found tied to an oak this lad who now stands before you, which in my heart + I rejoice at, for his testimony will not permit me to depart from the + truth in any particular. He was, I say, tied to an oak, naked from the + waist up, and a clown, whom I afterwards found to be his master, was + scarifying him by lashes with the reins of his mare. As soon as I saw him + I asked the reason of so cruel a flagellation. The boor replied that he + was flogging him because he was his servant and because of carelessness + that proceeded rather from dishonesty than stupidity; on which this boy + said, 'Senor, he flogs me only because I ask for my wages.' The master + made I know not what speeches and explanations, which, though I listened + to them, I did not accept. In short, I compelled the clown to unbind him, + and to swear he would take him with him, and pay him real by real, and + perfumed into the bargain. Is not all this true, Andres my son? Didst thou + not mark with what authority I commanded him, and with what humility he + promised to do all I enjoined, specified, and required of him? Answer + without hesitation; tell these gentlemen what took place, that they may + see that it is as great an advantage as I say to have knights-errant + abroad." + </p> + <p> + "All that your worship has said is quite true," answered the lad; "but the + end of the business turned out just the opposite of what your worship + supposes." + </p> + <p> + "How! the opposite?" said Don Quixote; "did not the clown pay thee then?" + </p> + <p> + "Not only did he not pay me," replied the lad, "but as soon as your + worship had passed out of the wood and we were alone, he tied me up again + to the same oak and gave me a fresh flogging, that left me like a flayed + Saint Bartholomew; and every stroke he gave me he followed up with some + jest or gibe about having made a fool of your worship, and but for the + pain I was suffering I should have laughed at the things he said. In short + he left me in such a condition that I have been until now in a hospital + getting cured of the injuries which that rascally clown inflicted on me + then; for all which your worship is to blame; for if you had gone your own + way and not come where there was no call for you, nor meddled in other + people's affairs, my master would have been content with giving me one or + two dozen lashes, and would have then loosed me and paid me what he owed + me; but when your worship abused him so out of measure, and gave him so + many hard words, his anger was kindled; and as he could not revenge + himself on you, as soon as he saw you had left him the storm burst upon me + in such a way, that I feel as if I should never be a man again." + </p> + <p> + "The mischief," said Don Quixote, "lay in my going away; for I should not + have gone until I had seen thee paid; because I ought to have known well + by long experience that there is no clown who will keep his word if he + finds it will not suit him to keep it; but thou rememberest, Andres, that + I swore if he did not pay thee I would go and seek him, and find him + though he were to hide himself in the whale's belly." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Andres; "but it was of no use." + </p> + <p> + "Thou shalt see now whether it is of use or not," said Don Quixote; and so + saying, he got up hastily and bade Sancho bridle Rocinante, who was + browsing while they were eating. Dorothea asked him what he meant to do. + He replied that he meant to go in search of this clown and chastise him + for such iniquitous conduct, and see Andres paid to the last maravedi, + despite and in the teeth of all the clowns in the world. To which she + replied that he must remember that in accordance with his promise he could + not engage in any enterprise until he had concluded hers; and that as he + knew this better than anyone, he should restrain his ardour until his + return from her kingdom. + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Don Quixote, "and Andres must have patience until my + return as you say, senora; but I once more swear and promise not to stop + until I have seen him avenged and paid." + </p> + <p> + "I have no faith in those oaths," said Andres; "I would rather have now + something to help me to get to Seville than all the revenges in the world; + if you have here anything to eat that I can take with me, give it me, and + God be with your worship and all knights-errant; and may their errands + turn out as well for themselves as they have for me." + </p> + <p> + Sancho took out from his store a piece of bread and another of cheese, and + giving them to the lad he said, "Here, take this, brother Andres, for we + have all of us a share in your misfortune." + </p> + <p> + "Why, what share have you got?" + </p> + <p> + "This share of bread and cheese I am giving you," answered Sancho; "and + God knows whether I shall feel the want of it myself or not; for I would + have you know, friend, that we squires to knights-errant have to bear a + great deal of hunger and hard fortune, and even other things more easily + felt than told." + </p> + <p> + Andres seized his bread and cheese, and seeing that nobody gave him + anything more, bent his head, and took hold of the road, as the saying is. + However, before leaving he said, "For the love of God, sir knight-errant, + if you ever meet me again, though you may see them cutting me to pieces, + give me no aid or succour, but leave me to my misfortune, which will not + be so great but that a greater will come to me by being helped by your + worship, on whom and all the knights-errant that have ever been born God + send his curse." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was getting up to chastise him, but he took to his heels at + such a pace that no one attempted to follow him; and mightily chapfallen + was Don Quixote at Andres' story, and the others had to take great care to + restrain their laughter so as not to put him entirely out of countenance. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c31e" id="c31e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c31e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c31e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch32" id="ch32"></a>CHAPTER XXXII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE'S PARTY AT THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c32a" id="c32a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c32a.jpg (132K)" src="images/c32a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c32a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Their dainty repast being finished, they saddled at once, and without any + adventure worth mentioning they reached next day the inn, the object of + Sancho Panza's fear and dread; but though he would have rather not entered + it, there was no help for it. The landlady, the landlord, their daughter, + and Maritornes, when they saw Don Quixote and Sancho coming, went out to + welcome them with signs of hearty satisfaction, which Don Quixote received + with dignity and gravity, and bade them make up a better bed for him than + the last time: to which the landlady replied that if he paid better than + he did the last time she would give him one fit for a prince. Don Quixote + said he would, so they made up a tolerable one for him in the same garret + as before; and he lay down at once, being sorely shaken and in want of + sleep. + </p> + <p> + No sooner was the door shut upon him than the landlady made at the barber, + and seizing him by the beard, said: + </p> + <p> + "By my faith you are not going to make a beard of my tail any longer; you + must give me back tail, for it is a shame the way that thing of my + husband's goes tossing about on the floor; I mean the comb that I used to + stick in my good tail." + </p> + <p> + But for all she tugged at it the barber would not give it up until the + licentiate told him to let her have it, as there was now no further + occasion for that stratagem, because he might declare himself and appear + in his own character, and tell Don Quixote that he had fled to this inn + when those thieves the galley slaves robbed him; and should he ask for the + princess's squire, they could tell him that she had sent him on before her + to give notice to the people of her kingdom that she was coming, and + bringing with her the deliverer of them all. On this the barber cheerfully + restored the tail to the landlady, and at the same time they returned all + the accessories they had borrowed to effect Don Quixote's deliverance. All + the people of the inn were struck with astonishment at the beauty of + Dorothea, and even at the comely figure of the shepherd Cardenio. The + curate made them get ready such fare as there was in the inn, and the + landlord, in hope of better payment, served them up a tolerably good + dinner. All this time Don Quixote was asleep, and they thought it best not + to waken him, as sleeping would now do him more good than eating. + </p> + <p> + While at dinner, the company consisting of the landlord, his wife, their + daughter, Maritornes, and all the travellers, they discussed the strange + craze of Don Quixote and the manner in which he had been found; and the + landlady told them what had taken place between him and the carrier; and + then, looking round to see if Sancho was there, when she saw he was not, + she gave them the whole story of his blanketing, which they received with + no little amusement. But on the curate observing that it was the books of + chivalry which Don Quixote had read that had turned his brain, the + landlord said: + </p> + <p> + "I cannot understand how that can be, for in truth to my mind there is no + better reading in the world, and I have here two or three of them, with + other writings that are the very life, not only of myself but of plenty + more; for when it is harvest-time, the reapers flock here on holidays, and + there is always one among them who can read and who takes up one of these + books, and we gather round him, thirty or more of us, and stay listening + to him with a delight that makes our grey hairs grow young again. At least + I can say for myself that when I hear of what furious and terrible blows + the knights deliver, I am seized with the longing to do the same, and I + would like to be hearing about them night and day." + </p> + <p> + "And I just as much," said the landlady, "because I never have a quiet + moment in my house except when you are listening to some one reading; for + then you are so taken up that for the time being you forget to scold." + </p> + <p> + "That is true," said Maritornes; "and, faith, I relish hearing these + things greatly too, for they are very pretty; especially when they + describe some lady or another in the arms of her knight under the orange + trees, and the duenna who is keeping watch for them half dead with envy + and fright; all this I say is as good as honey." + </p> + <p> + "And you, what do you think, young lady?" said the curate turning to the + landlord's daughter. + </p> + <p> + "I don't know indeed, senor," said she; "I listen too, and to tell the + truth, though I do not understand it, I like hearing it; but it is not the + blows that my father likes that I like, but the laments the knights utter + when they are separated from their ladies; and indeed they sometimes make + me weep with the pity I feel for them." + </p> + <p> + "Then you would console them if it was for you they wept, young lady?" + said Dorothea. + </p> + <p> + "I don't know what I should do," said the girl; "I only know that there + are some of those ladies so cruel that they call their knights tigers and + lions and a thousand other foul names: and Jesus! I don't know what sort + of folk they can be, so unfeeling and heartless, that rather than bestow a + glance upon a worthy man they leave him to die or go mad. I don't know + what is the good of such prudery; if it is for honour's sake, why not + marry them? That's all they want." + </p> + <p> + "Hush, child," said the landlady; "it seems to me thou knowest a great + deal about these things, and it is not fit for girls to know or talk so + much." + </p> + <p> + "As the gentleman asked me, I could not help answering him," said the + girl. + </p> + <p> + "Well then," said the curate, "bring me these books, senor landlord, for I + should like to see them." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said he, and going into his own room he brought out + an old valise secured with a little chain, on opening which the curate + found in it three large books and some manuscripts written in a very good + hand. The first that he opened he found to be "Don Cirongilio of Thrace," + and the second "Don Felixmarte of Hircania," and the other the "History of + the Great Captain Gonzalo Hernandez de Cordova, with the Life of Diego + Garcia de Paredes." + </p> + <p> + When the curate read the two first titles he looked over at the barber and + said, "We want my friend's housekeeper and niece here now." + </p> + <p> + "Nay," said the barber, "I can do just as well to carry them to the yard + or to the hearth, and there is a very good fire there." + </p> + <p> + "What! your worship would burn my books!" said the landlord. + </p> + <p> + "Only these two," said the curate, "Don Cirongilio, and Felixmarte." + </p> + <p> + "Are my books, then, heretics or phlegmaties that you want to burn them?" + said the landlord. + </p> + <p> + "Schismatics you mean, friend," said the barber, "not phlegmatics." + </p> + <p> + "That's it," said the landlord; "but if you want to burn any, let it be + that about the Great Captain and that Diego Garcia; for I would rather + have a child of mine burnt than either of the others." + </p> + <p> + "Brother," said the curate, "those two books are made up of lies, and are + full of folly and nonsense; but this of the Great Captain is a true + history, and contains the deeds of Gonzalo Hernandez of Cordova, who by + his many and great achievements earned the title all over the world of the + Great Captain, a famous and illustrious name, and deserved by him alone; + and this Diego Garcia de Paredes was a distinguished knight of the city of + Trujillo in Estremadura, a most gallant soldier, and of such bodily + strength that with one finger he stopped a mill-wheel in full motion; and + posted with a two-handed sword at the foot of a bridge he kept the whole + of an immense army from passing over it, and achieved such other exploits + that if, instead of his relating them himself with the modesty of a knight + and of one writing his own history, some free and unbiased writer had + recorded them, they would have thrown into the shade all the deeds of the + Hectors, Achilleses, and Rolands." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c32b" id="c32b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c32b.jpg (395K)" src="images/c32b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c32b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Tell that to my father," said the landlord. "There's a thing to be + astonished at! Stopping a mill-wheel! By God your worship should read what + I have read of Felixmarte of Hircania, how with one single backstroke he + cleft five giants asunder through the middle as if they had been made of + bean-pods like the little friars the children make; and another time he + attacked a very great and powerful army, in which there were more than a + million six hundred thousand soldiers, all armed from head to foot, and he + routed them all as if they had been flocks of sheep." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c32c" id="c32c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c32c.jpg (341K)" src="images/c32c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c32c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "And then, what do you say to the good Cirongilio of Thrace, that was so + stout and bold; as may be seen in the book, where it is related that as he + was sailing along a river there came up out of the midst of the water + against him a fiery serpent, and he, as soon as he saw it, flung himself + upon it and got astride of its scaly shoulders, and squeezed its throat + with both hands with such force that the serpent, finding he was + throttling it, had nothing for it but to let itself sink to the bottom of + the river, carrying with it the knight who would not let go his hold; and + when they got down there he found himself among palaces and gardens so + pretty that it was a wonder to see; and then the serpent changed itself + into an old ancient man, who told him such things as were never heard. + Hold your peace, senor; for if you were to hear this you would go mad with + delight. A couple of figs for your Great Captain and your Diego Garcia!" + </p> + <p> + Hearing this Dorothea said in a whisper to Cardenio, "Our landlord is + almost fit to play a second part to Don Quixote." + </p> + <p> + "I think so," said Cardenio, "for, as he shows, he accepts it as a + certainty that everything those books relate took place exactly as it is + written down; and the barefooted friars themselves would not persuade him + to the contrary." + </p> + <p> + "But consider, brother," said the curate once more, "there never was any + Felixmarte of Hircania in the world, nor any Cirongilio of Thrace, or any + of the other knights of the same sort, that the books of chivalry talk of; + the whole thing is the fabrication and invention of idle wits, devised by + them for the purpose you describe of beguiling the time, as your reapers + do when they read; for I swear to you in all seriousness there never were + any such knights in the world, and no such exploits or nonsense ever + happened anywhere." + </p> + <p> + "Try that bone on another dog," said the landlord; "as if I did not know + how many make five, and where my shoe pinches me; don't think to feed me + with pap, for by God I am no fool. It is a good joke for your worship to + try and persuade me that everything these good books say is nonsense and + lies, and they printed by the license of the Lords of the Royal Council, + as if they were people who would allow such a lot of lies to be printed + all together, and so many battles and enchantments that they take away + one's senses." + </p> + <p> + "I have told you, friend," said the curate, "that this is done to divert + our idle thoughts; and as in well-ordered states games of chess, fives, + and billiards are allowed for the diversion of those who do not care, or + are not obliged, or are unable to work, so books of this kind are allowed + to be printed, on the supposition that, what indeed is the truth, there + can be nobody so ignorant as to take any of them for true stories; and if + it were permitted me now, and the present company desired it, I could say + something about the qualities books of chivalry should possess to be good + ones, that would be to the advantage and even to the taste of some; but I + hope the time will come when I can communicate my ideas to some one who + may be able to mend matters; and in the meantime, senor landlord, believe + what I have said, and take your books, and make up your mind about their + truth or falsehood, and much good may they do you; and God grant you may + not fall lame of the same foot your guest Don Quixote halts on." + </p> + <p> + "No fear of that," returned the landlord; "I shall not be so mad as to + make a knight-errant of myself; for I see well enough that things are not + now as they used to be in those days, when they say those famous knights + roamed about the world." + </p> + <p> + Sancho had made his appearance in the middle of this conversation, and he + was very much troubled and cast down by what he heard said about + knights-errant being now no longer in vogue, and all books of chivalry + being folly and lies; and he resolved in his heart to wait and see what + came of this journey of his master's, and if it did not turn out as + happily as his master expected, he determined to leave him and go back to + his wife and children and his ordinary labour. + </p> + <p> + The landlord was carrying away the valise and the books, but the curate + said to him, "Wait; I want to see what those papers are that are written + in such a good hand." The landlord taking them out handed them to him to + read, and he perceived they were a work of about eight sheets of + manuscript, with, in large letters at the beginning, the title of "Novel + of the Ill-advised Curiosity." The curate read three or four lines to + himself, and said, "I must say the title of this novel does not seem to me + a bad one, and I feel an inclination to read it all." To which the + landlord replied, "Then your reverence will do well to read it, for I can + tell you that some guests who have read it here have been much pleased + with it, and have begged it of me very earnestly; but I would not give it, + meaning to return it to the person who forgot the valise, books, and + papers here, for maybe he will return here some time or other; and though + I know I shall miss the books, faith I mean to return them; for though I + am an innkeeper, still I am a Christian." + </p> + <p> + "You are very right, friend," said the curate; "but for all that, if the + novel pleases me you must let me copy it." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," replied the host. + </p> + <p> + While they were talking Cardenio had taken up the novel and begun to read + it, and forming the same opinion of it as the curate, he begged him to + read it so that they might all hear it. + </p> + <p> + "I would read it," said the curate, "if the time would not be better spent + in sleeping." + </p> + <p> + "It will be rest enough for me," said Dorothea, "to while away the time by + listening to some tale, for my spirits are not yet tranquil enough to let + me sleep when it would be seasonable." + </p> + <p> + "Well then, in that case," said the curate, "I will read it, if it were + only out of curiosity; perhaps it may contain something pleasant." + </p> + <p> + Master Nicholas added his entreaties to the same effect, and Sancho too; + seeing which, and considering that he would give pleasure to all, and + receive it himself, the curate said, "Well then, attend to me everyone, + for the novel begins thus." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c32e" id="c32e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c32e.jpg (11K)" src="images/c32e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch33" id="ch33"></a>CHAPTER XXXIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS RELATED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + In Florence, a rich and famous city of Italy in the province called + Tuscany, there lived two gentlemen of wealth and quality, Anselmo and + Lothario, such great friends that by way of distinction they were called + by all that knew them "The Two Friends." They were unmarried, young, of + the same age and of the same tastes, which was enough to account for the + reciprocal friendship between them. Anselmo, it is true, was somewhat more + inclined to seek pleasure in love than Lothario, for whom the pleasures of + the chase had more attraction; but on occasion Anselmo would forego his + own tastes to yield to those of Lothario, and Lothario would surrender his + to fall in with those of Anselmo, and in this way their inclinations kept + pace one with the other with a concord so perfect that the best regulated + clock could not surpass it. + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was deep in love with a high-born and beautiful maiden of the same + city, the daughter of parents so estimable, and so estimable herself, that + he resolved, with the approval of his friend Lothario, without whom he did + nothing, to ask her of them in marriage, and did so, Lothario being the + bearer of the demand, and conducting the negotiation so much to the + satisfaction of his friend that in a short time he was in possession of + the object of his desires, and Camilla so happy in having won Anselmo for + her husband, that she gave thanks unceasingly to heaven and to Lothario, + by whose means such good fortune had fallen to her. The first few days, + those of a wedding being usually days of merry-making, Lothario frequented + his friend Anselmo's house as he had been wont, striving to do honour to + him and to the occasion, and to gratify him in every way he could; but + when the wedding days were over and the succession of visits and + congratulations had slackened, he began purposely to leave off going to + the house of Anselmo, for it seemed to him, as it naturally would to all + men of sense, that friends' houses ought not to be visited after marriage + with the same frequency as in their masters' bachelor days: because, + though true and genuine friendship cannot and should not be in any way + suspicious, still a married man's honour is a thing of such delicacy that + it is held liable to injury from brothers, much more from friends. Anselmo + remarked the cessation of Lothario's visits, and complained of it to him, + saying that if he had known that marriage was to keep him from enjoying + his society as he used, he would have never married; and that, if by the + thorough harmony that subsisted between them while he was a bachelor they + had earned such a sweet name as that of "The Two Friends," he should not + allow a title so rare and so delightful to be lost through a needless + anxiety to act circumspectly; and so he entreated him, if such a phrase + was allowable between them, to be once more master of his house and to + come in and go out as formerly, assuring him that his wife Camilla had no + other desire or inclination than that which he would wish her to have, and + that knowing how sincerely they loved one another she was grieved to see + such coldness in him. + </p> + <p> + To all this and much more that Anselmo said to Lothario to persuade him to + come to his house as he had been in the habit of doing, Lothario replied + with so much prudence, sense, and judgment, that Anselmo was satisfied of + his friend's good intentions, and it was agreed that on two days in the + week, and on holidays, Lothario should come to dine with him; but though + this arrangement was made between them Lothario resolved to observe it no + further than he considered to be in accordance with the honour of his + friend, whose good name was more to him than his own. He said, and justly, + that a married man upon whom heaven had bestowed a beautiful wife should + consider as carefully what friends he brought to his house as what female + friends his wife associated with, for what cannot be done or arranged in + the market-place, in church, at public festivals or at stations + (opportunities that husbands cannot always deny their wives), may be + easily managed in the house of the female friend or relative in whom most + confidence is reposed. Lothario said, too, that every married man should + have some friend who would point out to him any negligence he might be + guilty of in his conduct, for it will sometimes happen that owing to the + deep affection the husband bears his wife either he does not caution her, + or, not to vex her, refrains from telling her to do or not to do certain + things, doing or avoiding which may be a matter of honour or reproach to + him; and errors of this kind he could easily correct if warned by a + friend. But where is such a friend to be found as Lothario would have, so + judicious, so loyal, and so true? + </p> + <p> + Of a truth I know not; Lothario alone was such a one, for with the utmost + care and vigilance he watched over the honour of his friend, and strove to + diminish, cut down, and reduce the number of days for going to his house + according to their agreement, lest the visits of a young man, wealthy, + high-born, and with the attractions he was conscious of possessing, at the + house of a woman so beautiful as Camilla, should be regarded with + suspicion by the inquisitive and malicious eyes of the idle public. For + though his integrity and reputation might bridle slanderous tongues, still + he was unwilling to hazard either his own good name or that of his friend; + and for this reason most of the days agreed upon he devoted to some other + business which he pretended was unavoidable; so that a great portion of + the day was taken up with complaints on one side and excuses on the other. + It happened, however, that on one occasion when the two were strolling + together outside the city, Anselmo addressed the following words to + Lothario. + </p> + <p> + "Thou mayest suppose, Lothario my friend, that I am unable to give + sufficient thanks for the favours God has rendered me in making me the son + of such parents as mine were, and bestowing upon me with no niggard hand + what are called the gifts of nature as well as those of fortune, and above + all for what he has done in giving me thee for a friend and Camilla for a + wife—two treasures that I value, if not as highly as I ought, at + least as highly as I am able. And yet, with all these good things, which + are commonly all that men need to enable them to live happily, I am the + most discontented and dissatisfied man in the whole world; for, I know not + how long since, I have been harassed and oppressed by a desire so strange + and so unusual, that I wonder at myself and blame and chide myself when I + am alone, and strive to stifle it and hide it from my own thoughts, and + with no better success than if I were endeavouring deliberately to publish + it to all the world; and as, in short, it must come out, I would confide + it to thy safe keeping, feeling sure that by this means, and by thy + readiness as a true friend to afford me relief, I shall soon find myself + freed from the distress it causes me, and that thy care will give me + happiness in the same degree as my own folly has caused me misery." + </p> + <p> + The words of Anselmo struck Lothario with astonishment, unable as he was + to conjecture the purport of such a lengthy preamble; and though he strove + to imagine what desire it could be that so troubled his friend, his + conjectures were all far from the truth, and to relieve the anxiety which + this perplexity was causing him, he told him he was doing a flagrant + injustice to their great friendship in seeking circuitous methods of + confiding to him his most hidden thoughts, for he well knew he might + reckon upon his counsel in diverting them, or his help in carrying them + into effect. + </p> + <p> + "That is the truth," replied Anselmo, "and relying upon that I will tell + thee, friend Lothario, that the desire which harasses me is that of + knowing whether my wife Camilla is as good and as perfect as I think her + to be; and I cannot satisfy myself of the truth on this point except by + testing her in such a way that the trial may prove the purity of her + virtue as the fire proves that of gold; because I am persuaded, my friend, + that a woman is virtuous only in proportion as she is or is not tempted; + and that she alone is strong who does not yield to the promises, gifts, + tears, and importunities of earnest lovers; for what thanks does a woman + deserve for being good if no one urges her to be bad, and what wonder is + it that she is reserved and circumspect to whom no opportunity is given of + going wrong and who knows she has a husband that will take her life the + first time he detects her in an impropriety? I do not therefore hold her + who is virtuous through fear or want of opportunity in the same estimation + as her who comes out of temptation and trial with a crown of victory; and + so, for these reasons and many others that I could give thee to justify + and support the opinion I hold, I am desirous that my wife Camilla should + pass this crisis, and be refined and tested by the fire of finding herself + wooed and by one worthy to set his affections upon her; and if she comes + out, as I know she will, victorious from this struggle, I shall look upon + my good fortune as unequalled, I shall be able to say that the cup of my + desire is full, and that the virtuous woman of whom the sage says 'Who + shall find her?' has fallen to my lot. And if the result be the contrary + of what I expect, in the satisfaction of knowing that I have been right in + my opinion, I shall bear without complaint the pain which my so dearly + bought experience will naturally cause me. And, as nothing of all thou + wilt urge in opposition to my wish will avail to keep me from carrying it + into effect, it is my desire, friend Lothario, that thou shouldst consent + to become the instrument for effecting this purpose that I am bent upon, + for I will afford thee opportunities to that end, and nothing shall be + wanting that I may think necessary for the pursuit of a virtuous, + honourable, modest and high-minded woman. And among other reasons, I am + induced to entrust this arduous task to thee by the consideration that if + Camilla be conquered by thee the conquest will not be pushed to extremes, + but only far enough to account that accomplished which from a sense of + honour will be left undone; thus I shall not be wronged in anything more + than intention, and my wrong will remain buried in the integrity of thy + silence, which I know well will be as lasting as that of death in what + concerns me. If, therefore, thou wouldst have me enjoy what can be called + life, thou wilt at once engage in this love struggle, not lukewarmly nor + slothfully, but with the energy and zeal that my desire demands, and with + the loyalty our friendship assures me of." + </p> + <p> + Such were the words Anselmo addressed to Lothario, who listened to them + with such attention that, except to say what has been already mentioned, + he did not open his lips until the other had finished. Then perceiving + that he had no more to say, after regarding him for awhile, as one would + regard something never before seen that excited wonder and amazement, he + said to him, "I cannot persuade myself, Anselmo my friend, that what thou + hast said to me is not in jest; if I thought that thou wert speaking + seriously I would not have allowed thee to go so far; so as to put a stop + to thy long harangue by not listening to thee I verily suspect that either + thou dost not know me, or I do not know thee; but no, I know well thou art + Anselmo, and thou knowest that I am Lothario; the misfortune is, it seems + to me, that thou art not the Anselmo thou wert, and must have thought that + I am not the Lothario I should be; for the things that thou hast said to + me are not those of that Anselmo who was my friend, nor are those that + thou demandest of me what should be asked of the Lothario thou knowest. + True friends will prove their friends and make use of them, as a poet has + said, usque ad aras; whereby he meant that they will not make use of their + friendship in things that are contrary to God's will. If this, then, was a + heathen's feeling about friendship, how much more should it be a + Christian's, who knows that the divine must not be forfeited for the sake + of any human friendship? And if a friend should go so far as to put aside + his duty to Heaven to fulfil his duty to his friend, it should not be in + matters that are trifling or of little moment, but in such as affect the + friend's life and honour. Now tell me, Anselmo, in which of these two art + thou imperilled, that I should hazard myself to gratify thee, and do a + thing so detestable as that thou seekest of me? Neither forsooth; on the + contrary, thou dost ask of me, so far as I understand, to strive and + labour to rob thee of honour and life, and to rob myself of them at the + same time; for if I take away thy honour it is plain I take away thy life, + as a man without honour is worse than dead; and being the instrument, as + thou wilt have it so, of so much wrong to thee, shall not I, too, be left + without honour, and consequently without life? Listen to me, Anselmo my + friend, and be not impatient to answer me until I have said what occurs to + me touching the object of thy desire, for there will be time enough left + for thee to reply and for me to hear." + </p> + <p> + "Be it so," said Anselmo, "say what thou wilt." + </p> + <p> + Lothario then went on to say, "It seems to me, Anselmo, that thine is just + now the temper of mind which is always that of the Moors, who can never be + brought to see the error of their creed by quotations from the Holy + Scriptures, or by reasons which depend upon the examination of the + understanding or are founded upon the articles of faith, but must have + examples that are palpable, easy, intelligible, capable of proof, not + admitting of doubt, with mathematical demonstrations that cannot be + denied, like, 'If equals be taken from equals, the remainders are equal:' + and if they do not understand this in words, and indeed they do not, it + has to be shown to them with the hands, and put before their eyes, and + even with all this no one succeeds in convincing them of the truth of our + holy religion. This same mode of proceeding I shall have to adopt with + thee, for the desire which has sprung up in thee is so absurd and remote + from everything that has a semblance of reason, that I feel it would be a + waste of time to employ it in reasoning with thy simplicity, for at + present I will call it by no other name; and I am even tempted to leave + thee in thy folly as a punishment for thy pernicious desire; but the + friendship I bear thee, which will not allow me to desert thee in such + manifest danger of destruction, keeps me from dealing so harshly by thee. + And that thou mayest clearly see this, say, Anselmo, hast thou not told me + that I must force my suit upon a modest woman, decoy one that is virtuous, + make overtures to one that is pure-minded, pay court to one that is + prudent? Yes, thou hast told me so. Then, if thou knowest that thou hast a + wife, modest, virtuous, pure-minded and prudent, what is it that thou + seekest? And if thou believest that she will come forth victorious from + all my attacks—as doubtless she would—what higher titles than + those she possesses now dost thou think thou canst upon her then, or in + what will she be better then than she is now? Either thou dost not hold + her to be what thou sayest, or thou knowest not what thou dost demand. If + thou dost not hold her to be what thou sayest, why dost thou seek to prove her + instead of treating her as guilty in the way that may seem best to thee? + but if she be as virtuous as thou believest, it is an uncalled-for + proceeding to make trial of truth itself, for, after trial, it will but be + in the same estimation as before. Thus, then, it is conclusive that to + attempt things from which harm rather than advantage may come to us is the + part of unreasoning and reckless minds, more especially when they are + things which we are not forced or compelled to attempt, and which show + from afar that it is plainly madness to attempt them. + </p> + <p> + "Difficulties are attempted either for the sake of God or for the sake of + the world, or for both; those undertaken for God's sake are those which + the saints undertake when they attempt to live the lives of angels in + human bodies; those undertaken for the sake of the world are those of the + men who traverse such a vast expanse of water, such a variety of climates, + so many strange countries, to acquire what are called the blessings of + fortune; and those undertaken for the sake of God and the world together + are those of brave soldiers, who no sooner do they see in the enemy's wall + a breach as wide as a cannon ball could make, than, casting aside all + fear, without hesitating, or heeding the manifest peril that threatens + them, borne onward by the desire of defending their faith, their country, + and their king, they fling themselves dauntlessly into the midst of the + thousand opposing deaths that await them. Such are the things that men are + wont to attempt, and there is honour, glory, gain, in attempting them, + however full of difficulty and peril they may be; but that which thou + sayest it is thy wish to attempt and carry out will not win thee the glory + of God nor the blessings of fortune nor fame among men; for even if the + issue be as thou wouldst have it, thou wilt be no happier, richer, or more + honoured than thou art this moment; and if it be otherwise thou wilt be + reduced to misery greater than can be imagined, for then it will avail + thee nothing to reflect that no one is aware of the misfortune that has + befallen thee; it will suffice to torture and crush thee that thou knowest + it thyself. And in confirmation of the truth of what I say, let me repeat + to thee a stanza made by the famous poet Luigi Tansillo at the end of the + first part of his 'Tears of Saint Peter,' which says thus: + </p> + <p> + The anguish and the shame but greater grew In Peter's heart as morning + slowly came; No eye was there to see him, well he knew, Yet he himself was + to himself a shame; Exposed to all men's gaze, or screened from view, A + noble heart will feel the pang the same; A prey to shame the sinning soul + will be, Though none but heaven and earth its shame can see. + </p> + <p> + Thus by keeping it secret thou wilt not escape thy sorrow, but rather thou + wilt shed tears unceasingly, if not tears of the eyes, tears of blood from + the heart, like those shed by that simple doctor our poet tells us of, + that tried the test of the cup, which the wise Rinaldo, better advised, + refused to do; for though this may be a poetic fiction it contains a moral + lesson worthy of attention and study and imitation. Moreover by what I am + about to say to thee thou wilt be led to see the great error thou wouldst + commit. + </p> + <p> + "Tell me, Anselmo, if Heaven or good fortune had made thee master and + lawful owner of a diamond of the finest quality, with the excellence and + purity of which all the lapidaries that had seen it had been satisfied, + saying with one voice and common consent that in purity, quality, and + fineness, it was all that a stone of the kind could possibly be, thou + thyself too being of the same belief, as knowing nothing to the contrary, + would it be reasonable in thee to desire to take that diamond and place it + between an anvil and a hammer, and by mere force of blows and strength of + arm try if it were as hard and as fine as they said? And if thou didst, + and if the stone should resist so silly a test, that would add nothing to + its value or reputation; and if it were broken, as it might be, would not + all be lost? Undoubtedly it would, leaving its owner to be rated as a fool + in the opinion of all. Consider, then, Anselmo my friend, that Camilla is + a diamond of the finest quality as well in thy estimation as in that of + others, and that it is contrary to reason to expose her to the risk of + being broken; for if she remains intact she cannot rise to a higher value + than she now possesses; and if she give way and be unable to resist, + bethink thee now how thou wilt be deprived of her, and with what good + reason thou wilt complain of thyself for having been the cause of her ruin + and thine own. Remember there is no jewel in the world so precious as a + chaste and virtuous woman, and that the whole honour of women consists in + reputation; and since thy wife's is of that high excellence that thou + knowest, wherefore shouldst thou seek to call that truth in question? + Remember, my friend, that woman is an imperfect animal, and that + impediments are not to be placed in her way to make her trip and fall, but + that they should be removed, and her path left clear of all obstacles, so + that without hindrance she may run her course freely to attain the desired + perfection, which consists in being virtuous. Naturalists tell us that the + ermine is a little animal which has a fur of purest white, and that when + the hunters wish to take it, they make use of this artifice. Having + ascertained the places which it frequents and passes, they stop the way to + them with mud, and then rousing it, drive it towards the spot, and as soon + as the ermine comes to the mud it halts, and allows itself to be taken + captive rather than pass through the mire, and spoil and sully its + whiteness, which it values more than life and liberty. The virtuous and + chaste woman is an ermine, and whiter and purer than snow is the virtue of + modesty; and he who wishes her not to lose it, but to keep and preserve + it, must adopt a course different from that employed with the ermine; he + must not put before her the mire of the gifts and attentions of + persevering lovers, because perhaps—and even without a perhaps—she + may not have sufficient virtue and natural strength in herself to pass + through and tread under foot these impediments; they must be removed, and + the brightness of virtue and the beauty of a fair fame must be put before + her. A virtuous woman, too, is like a mirror, of clear shining crystal, + liable to be tarnished and dimmed by every breath that touches it. She + must be treated as relics are; adored, not touched. She must be protected + and prized as one protects and prizes a fair garden full of roses and + flowers, the owner of which allows no one to trespass or pluck a blossom; + enough for others that from afar and through the iron grating they may + enjoy its fragrance and its beauty. Finally let me repeat to thee some + verses that come to my mind; I heard them in a modern comedy, and it seems + to me they bear upon the point we are discussing. A prudent old man was + giving advice to another, the father of a young girl, to lock her up, + watch over her and keep her in seclusion, and among other arguments he + used these: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + Woman is a thing of glass; + But her brittleness 'tis best + Not too curiously to test: + Who knows what may come to pass? + + Breaking is an easy matter, + And it's folly to expose + What you cannot mend to blows; + What you can't make whole to shatter. + + This, then, all may hold as true, + And the reason's plain to see; + For if Danaes there be, + There are golden showers too." +</pre> + <p> + "All that I have said to thee so far, Anselmo, has had reference to what + concerns thee; now it is right that I should say something of what regards + myself; and if I be prolix, pardon me, for the labyrinth into which thou + hast entered and from which thou wouldst have me extricate thee makes it + necessary. + </p> + <p> + "Thou dost reckon me thy friend, and thou wouldst rob me of honour, a + thing wholly inconsistent with friendship; and not only dost thou aim at + this, but thou wouldst have me rob thee of it also. That thou wouldst rob + me of it is clear, for when Camilla sees that I pay court to her as thou + requirest, she will certainly regard me as a man without honour or right + feeling, since I attempt and do a thing so much opposed to what I owe to + my own position and thy friendship. That thou wouldst have me rob thee of + it is beyond a doubt, for Camilla, seeing that I press my suit upon her, + will suppose that I have perceived in her something light that has + encouraged me to make known to her my base desire; and if she holds + herself dishonoured, her dishonour touches thee as belonging to her; and + hence arises what so commonly takes place, that the husband of the + adulterous woman, though he may not be aware of or have given any cause + for his wife's failure in her duty, or (being careless or negligent) have + had it in his power to prevent his dishonour, nevertheless is stigmatised + by a vile and reproachful name, and in a manner regarded with eyes of + contempt instead of pity by all who know of his wife's guilt, though they + see that he is unfortunate not by his own fault, but by the lust of a + vicious consort. But I will tell thee why with good reason dishonour + attaches to the husband of the unchaste wife, though he know not that she + is so, nor be to blame, nor have done anything, or given any provocation + to make her so; and be not weary with listening to me, for it will be for + thy good. + </p> + <p> + "When God created our first parent in the earthly paradise, the Holy + Scripture says that he infused sleep into Adam and while he slept took a + rib from his left side of which he formed our mother Eve, and when Adam + awoke and beheld her he said, 'This is flesh of my flesh, and bone of my + bone.' And God said 'For this shall a man leave his father and his mother, + and they shall be two in one flesh; and then was instituted the divine + sacrament of marriage, with such ties that death alone can loose them. And + such is the force and virtue of this miraculous sacrament that it makes + two different persons one and the same flesh; and even more than this when + the virtuous are married; for though they have two souls they have but one + will. And hence it follows that as the flesh of the wife is one and the + same with that of her husband the stains that may come upon it, or the + injuries it incurs fall upon the husband's flesh, though he, as has been + said, may have given no cause for them; for as the pain of the foot or any + member of the body is felt by the whole body, because all is one flesh, as + the head feels the hurt to the ankle without having caused it, so the + husband, being one with her, shares the dishonour of the wife; and as all + worldly honour or dishonour comes of flesh and blood, and the erring + wife's is of that kind, the husband must needs bear his part of it and be + held dishonoured without knowing it. See, then, Anselmo, the peril thou + art encountering in seeking to disturb the peace of thy virtuous consort; + see for what an empty and ill-advised curiosity thou wouldst rouse up + passions that now repose in quiet in the breast of thy chaste wife; + reflect that what thou art staking all to win is little, and what thou + wilt lose so much that I leave it undescribed, not having the words to + express it. But if all I have said be not enough to turn thee from thy + vile purpose, thou must seek some other instrument for thy dishonour and + misfortune; for such I will not consent to be, though I lose thy + friendship, the greatest loss that I can conceive." + </p> + <p> + Having said this, the wise and virtuous Lothario was silent, and Anselmo, + troubled in mind and deep in thought, was unable for a while to utter a + word in reply; but at length he said, "I have listened, Lothario my + friend, attentively, as thou hast seen, to what thou hast chosen to say to + me, and in thy arguments, examples, and comparisons I have seen that high + intelligence thou dost possess, and the perfection of true friendship thou + hast reached; and likewise I see and confess that if I am not guided by + thy opinion, but follow my own, I am flying from the good and pursuing the + evil. This being so, thou must remember that I am now labouring under that + infirmity which women sometimes suffer from, when the craving seizes them + to eat clay, plaster, charcoal, and things even worse, disgusting to look + at, much more to eat; so that it will be necessary to have recourse to + some artifice to cure me; and this can be easily effected if only thou + wilt make a beginning, even though it be in a lukewarm and make-believe + fashion, to pay court to Camilla, who will not be so yielding that her + virtue will give way at the first attack: with this mere attempt I shall + rest satisfied, and thou wilt have done what our friendship binds thee to + do, not only in giving me life, but in persuading me not to discard my + honour. And this thou art bound to do for one reason alone, that, being, + as I am, resolved to apply this test, it is not for thee to permit me to + reveal my weakness to another, and so imperil that honour thou art + striving to keep me from losing; and if thine may not stand as high as it + ought in the estimation of Camilla while thou art paying court to her, + that is of little or no importance, because ere long, on finding in her + that constancy which we expect, thou canst tell her the plain truth as + regards our stratagem, and so regain thy place in her esteem; and as thou + art venturing so little, and by the venture canst afford me so much + satisfaction, refuse not to undertake it, even if further difficulties + present themselves to thee; for, as I have said, if thou wilt only make a + beginning I will acknowledge the issue decided." + </p> + <p> + Lothario seeing the fixed determination of Anselmo, and not knowing what + further examples to offer or arguments to urge in order to dissuade him + from it, and perceiving that he threatened to confide his pernicious + scheme to some one else, to avoid a greater evil resolved to gratify him + and do what he asked, intending to manage the business so as to satisfy + Anselmo without corrupting the mind of Camilla; so in reply he told him + not to communicate his purpose to any other, for he would undertake the + task himself, and would begin it as soon as he pleased. Anselmo embraced + him warmly and affectionately, and thanked him for his offer as if he had + bestowed some great favour upon him; and it was agreed between them to set + about it the next day, Anselmo affording opportunity and time to Lothario + to converse alone with Camilla, and furnishing him with money and jewels + to offer and present to her. He suggested, too, that he should treat her + to music, and write verses in her praise, and if he was unwilling to take + the trouble of composing them, he offered to do it himself. Lothario + agreed to all with an intention very different from what Anselmo supposed, + and with this understanding they returned to Anselmo's house, where they + found Camilla awaiting her husband anxiously and uneasily, for he was + later than usual in returning that day. Lothario repaired to his own + house, and Anselmo remained in his, as well satisfied as Lothario was + troubled in mind; for he could see no satisfactory way out of this + ill-advised business. That night, however, he thought of a plan by which + he might deceive Anselmo without any injury to Camilla. The next day he + went to dine with his friend, and was welcomed by Camilla, who received + and treated him with great cordiality, knowing the affection her husband + felt for him. When dinner was over and the cloth removed, Anselmo told + Lothario to stay there with Camilla while he attended to some pressing + business, as he would return in an hour and a half. Camilla begged him not + to go, and Lothario offered to accompany him, but nothing could persuade + Anselmo, who on the contrary pressed Lothario to remain waiting for him as + he had a matter of great importance to discuss with him. At the same time + he bade Camilla not to leave Lothario alone until he came back. In short + he contrived to put so good a face on the reason, or the folly, of his + absence that no one could have suspected it was a pretence. + </p> + <p> + Anselmo took his departure, and Camilla and Lothario were left alone at + the table, for the rest of the household had gone to dinner. Lothario saw + himself in the lists according to his friend's wish, and facing an enemy + that could by her beauty alone vanquish a squadron of armed knights; judge + whether he had good reason to fear; but what he did was to lean his elbow + on the arm of the chair, and his cheek upon his hand, and, asking + Camilla's pardon for his ill manners, he said he wished to take a little + sleep until Anselmo returned. Camilla in reply said he could repose more + at his ease in the reception-room than in his chair, and begged of him to + go in and sleep there; but Lothario declined, and there he remained asleep + until the return of Anselmo, who finding Camilla in her own room, and + Lothario asleep, imagined that he had stayed away so long as to have + afforded them time enough for conversation and even for sleep, and was all + impatience until Lothario should wake up, that he might go out with him + and question him as to his success. Everything fell out as he wished; + Lothario awoke, and the two at once left the house, and Anselmo asked what + he was anxious to know, and Lothario in answer told him that he had not + thought it advisable to declare himself entirely the first time, and + therefore had only extolled the charms of Camilla, telling her that all + the city spoke of nothing else but her beauty and wit, for this seemed to + him an excellent way of beginning to gain her good-will and render her + disposed to listen to him with pleasure the next time, thus availing + himself of the device the devil has recourse to when he would deceive one + who is on the watch; for he being the angel of darkness transforms himself + into an angel of light, and, under cover of a fair seeming, discloses + himself at length, and effects his purpose if at the beginning his wiles + are not discovered. All this gave great satisfaction to Anselmo, and he + said he would afford the same opportunity every day, but without leaving + the house, for he would find things to do at home so that Camilla should + not detect the plot. + </p> + <p> + Thus, then, several days went by, and Lothario, without uttering a word to + Camilla, reported to Anselmo that he had talked with her and that he had + never been able to draw from her the slightest indication of consent to + anything dishonourable, nor even a sign or shadow of hope; on the + contrary, he said she would inform her husband of it. + </p> + <p> + "So far well," said Anselmo; "Camilla has thus far resisted words; we must + now see how she will resist deeds. I will give you to-morrow two thousand + crowns in gold for you to offer or even present, and as many more to buy + jewels to lure her, for women are fond of being becomingly attired and + going gaily dressed, and all the more so if they are beautiful, however + chaste they may be; and if she resists this temptation, I will rest + satisfied and will give you no more trouble." + </p> + <p> + Lothario replied that now he had begun he would carry on the undertaking + to the end, though he perceived he was to come out of it wearied and + vanquished. The next day he received the four thousand crowns, and with + them four thousand perplexities, for he knew not what to say by way of a + new falsehood; but in the end he made up his mind to tell him that Camilla + stood as firm against gifts and promises as against words, and that there + was no use in taking any further trouble, for the time was all spent to no + purpose. + </p> + <p> + But chance, directing things in a different manner, so ordered it that + Anselmo, having left Lothario and Camilla alone as on other occasions, + shut himself into a chamber and posted himself to watch and listen through + the keyhole to what passed between them, and perceived that for more than + half an hour Lothario did not utter a word to Camilla, nor would utter a + word though he were to be there for an age; and he came to the conclusion + that what his friend had told him about the replies of Camilla was all + invention and falsehood, and to ascertain if it were so, he came out, and + calling Lothario aside asked him what news he had and in what humour + Camilla was. Lothario replied that he was not disposed to go on with the + business, for she had answered him so angrily and harshly that he had no + heart to say anything more to her. + </p> + <p> + "Ah, Lothario, Lothario," said Anselmo, "how ill dost thou meet thy + obligations to me, and the great confidence I repose in thee! I have been + just now watching through this keyhole, and I have seen that thou hast not + said a word to Camilla, whence I conclude that on the former occasions + thou hast not spoken to her either, and if this be so, as no doubt it is, + why dost thou deceive me, or wherefore seekest thou by craft to deprive me + of the means I might find of attaining my desire?" + </p> + <p> + Anselmo said no more, but he had said enough to cover Lothario with shame + and confusion, and he, feeling as it were his honour touched by having + been detected in a lie, swore to Anselmo that he would from that moment + devote himself to satisfying him without any deception, as he would see if + he had the curiosity to watch; though he need not take the trouble, for + the pains he would take to satisfy him would remove all suspicions from + his mind. Anselmo believed him, and to afford him an opportunity more free + and less liable to surprise, he resolved to absent himself from his house + for eight days, betaking himself to that of a friend of his who lived in a + village not far from the city; and, the better to account for his + departure to Camilla, he so arranged it that the friend should send him a + very pressing invitation. + </p> + <p> + Unhappy, shortsighted Anselmo, what art thou doing, what art thou + plotting, what art thou devising? Bethink thee thou art working against + thyself, plotting thine own dishonour, devising thine own ruin. Thy wife + Camilla is virtuous, thou dost possess her in peace and quietness, no one + assails thy happiness, her thoughts wander not beyond the walls of thy + house, thou art her heaven on earth, the object of her wishes, the + fulfilment of her desires, the measure wherewith she measures her will, + making it conform in all things to thine and Heaven's. If, then, the mine + of her honour, beauty, virtue, and modesty yields thee without labour all + the wealth it contains and thou canst wish for, why wilt thou dig the + earth in search of fresh veins, of new unknown treasure, risking the + collapse of all, since it but rests on the feeble props of her weak + nature? Bethink thee that from him who seeks impossibilities that which is + possible may with justice be withheld, as was better expressed by a poet + who said: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +'Tis mine to seek for life in death, + Health in disease seek I, +I seek in prison freedom's breath, + In traitors loyalty. +So Fate that ever scorns to grant + Or grace or boon to me, +Since what can never be I want, + Denies me what might be. +</pre> + <p> + The next day Anselmo took his departure for the village, leaving + instructions with Camilla that during his absence Lothario would come to + look after his house and to dine with her, and that she was to treat him + as she would himself. Camilla was distressed, as a discreet and + right-minded woman would be, at the orders her husband left her, and bade + him remember that it was not becoming that anyone should occupy his seat + at the table during his absence, and if he acted thus from not feeling + confidence that she would be able to manage his house, let him try her + this time, and he would find by experience that she was equal to greater + responsibilities. Anselmo replied that it was his pleasure to have it so, + and that she had only to submit and obey. Camilla said she would do so, + though against her will. + </p> + <p> + Anselmo went, and the next day Lothario came to his house, where he was + received by Camilla with a friendly and modest welcome; but she never + suffered Lothario to see her alone, for she was always attended by her men + and women servants, especially by a handmaid of hers, Leonela by name, to + whom she was much attached (for they had been brought up together from + childhood in her father's house), and whom she had kept with her after her + marriage with Anselmo. The first three days Lothario did not speak to her, + though he might have done so when they removed the cloth and the servants + retired to dine hastily; for such were Camilla's orders; nay more, Leonela + had directions to dine earlier than Camilla and never to leave her side. + She, however, having her thoughts fixed upon other things more to her + taste, and wanting that time and opportunity for her own pleasures, did + not always obey her mistress's commands, but on the contrary left them + alone, as if they had ordered her to do so; but the modest bearing of + Camilla, the calmness of her countenance, the composure of her aspect were + enough to bridle the tongue of Lothario. But the influence which the many + virtues of Camilla exerted in imposing silence on Lothario's tongue proved + mischievous for both of them, for if his tongue was silent his thoughts + were busy, and could dwell at leisure upon the perfections of Camilla's + goodness and beauty one by one, charms enough to warm with love a marble + statue, not to say a heart of flesh. Lothario gazed upon her when he might + have been speaking to her, and thought how worthy of being loved she was; + and thus reflection began little by little to assail his allegiance to + Anselmo, and a thousand times he thought of withdrawing from the city and + going where Anselmo should never see him nor he see Camilla. But already + the delight he found in gazing on her interposed and held him fast. He put + a constraint upon himself, and struggled to repel and repress the pleasure + he found in contemplating Camilla; when alone he blamed himself for his + weakness, called himself a bad friend, nay a bad Christian; then he argued + the matter and compared himself with Anselmo; always coming to the + conclusion that the folly and rashness of Anselmo had been worse than his + faithlessness, and that if he could excuse his intentions as easily before + God as with man, he had no reason to fear any punishment for his offence. + </p> + <p> + In short the beauty and goodness of Camilla, joined with the opportunity + which the blind husband had placed in his hands, overthrew the loyalty of + Lothario; and giving heed to nothing save the object towards which his + inclinations led him, after Anselmo had been three days absent, during + which he had been carrying on a continual struggle with his passion, he + began to make love to Camilla with so much vehemence and warmth of + language that she was overwhelmed with amazement, and could only rise from + her place and retire to her room without answering him a word. But the + hope which always springs up with love was not weakened in Lothario by + this repelling demeanour; on the contrary his passion for Camilla + increased, and she discovering in him what she had never expected, knew + not what to do; and considering it neither safe nor right to give him the + chance or opportunity of speaking to her again, she resolved to send, as + she did that very night, one of her servants with a letter to Anselmo, in + which she addressed the following words to him. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch34" id="ch34"></a>CHAPTER XXXIV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED CURIOSITY" + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It is commonly said that an army looks ill without its general and a + castle without its castellan, and I say that a young married woman looks + still worse without her husband unless there are very good reasons for it. + I find myself so ill at ease without you, and so incapable of enduring + this separation, that unless you return quickly I shall have to go for + relief to my parents' house, even if I leave yours without a protector; + for the one you left me, if indeed he deserved that title, has, I think, + more regard to his own pleasure than to what concerns you: as you are + possessed of discernment I need say no more to you, nor indeed is it + fitting I should say more." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo received this letter, and from it he gathered that Lothario had + already begun his task and that Camilla must have replied to him as he + would have wished; and delighted beyond measure at such intelligence he + sent word to her not to leave his house on any account, as he would very + shortly return. Camilla was astonished at Anselmo's reply, which placed + her in greater perplexity than before, for she neither dared to remain in + her own house, nor yet to go to her parents'; for in remaining her virtue + was imperilled, and in going she was opposing her husband's commands. + Finally she decided upon what was the worse course for her, to remain, + resolving not to fly from the presence of Lothario, that she might not + give food for gossip to her servants; and she now began to regret having + written as she had to her husband, fearing he might imagine that Lothario + had perceived in her some lightness which had impelled him to lay aside + the respect he owed her; but confident of her rectitude she put her trust + in God and in her own virtuous intentions, with which she hoped to resist + in silence all the solicitations of Lothario, without saying anything to + her husband so as not to involve him in any quarrel or trouble; and she + even began to consider how to excuse Lothario to Anselmo when he should + ask her what it was that induced her to write that letter. With these + resolutions, more honourable than judicious or effectual, she remained the + next day listening to Lothario, who pressed his suit so strenuously that + Camilla's firmness began to waver, and her virtue had enough to do to come + to the rescue of her eyes and keep them from showing signs of a certain + tender compassion which the tears and appeals of Lothario had awakened in + her bosom. Lothario observed all this, and it inflamed him all the more. + In short he felt that while Anselmo's absence afforded time and + opportunity he must press the siege of the fortress, and so he assailed + her self-esteem with praises of her beauty, for there is nothing that more + quickly reduces and levels the castle towers of fair women's vanity than + vanity itself upon the tongue of flattery. In fact with the utmost + assiduity he undermined the rock of her purity with such engines that had + Camilla been of brass she must have fallen. He wept, he entreated, he + promised, he flattered, he importuned, he pretended with so much feeling + and apparent sincerity, that he overthrew the virtuous resolves of Camilla + and won the triumph he least expected and most longed for. Camilla + yielded, Camilla fell; but what wonder if the friendship of Lothario could + not stand firm? A clear proof to us that the passion of love is to be + conquered only by flying from it, and that no one should engage in a + struggle with an enemy so mighty; for divine strength is needed to + overcome his human power. Leonela alone knew of her mistress's weakness, + for the two false friends and new lovers were unable to conceal it. + Lothario did not care to tell Camilla the object Anselmo had in view, nor + that he had afforded him the opportunity of attaining such a result, lest + she should undervalue his love and think that it was by chance and without + intending it and not of his own accord that he had made love to her. + </p> + <p> + A few days later Anselmo returned to his house and did not perceive what + it had lost, that which he so lightly treated and so highly prized. He + went at once to see Lothario, and found him at home; they embraced each + other, and Anselmo asked for the tidings of his life or his death. + </p> + <p> + "The tidings I have to give thee, Anselmo my friend," said Lothario, "are + that thou dost possess a wife that is worthy to be the pattern and crown + of all good wives. The words that I have addressed to her were borne away + on the wind, my promises have been despised, my presents have been + refused, such feigned tears as I shed have been turned into open ridicule. + In short, as Camilla is the essence of all beauty, so is she the + treasure-house where purity dwells, and gentleness and modesty abide with + all the virtues that can confer praise, honour, and happiness upon a + woman. Take back thy money, my friend; here it is, and I have had no need + to touch it, for the chastity of Camilla yields not to things so base as + gifts or promises. Be content, Anselmo, and refrain from making further + proof; and as thou hast passed dryshod through the sea of those doubts and + suspicions that are and may be entertained of women, seek not to plunge + again into the deep ocean of new embarrassments, or with another pilot + make trial of the goodness and strength of the bark that Heaven has + granted thee for thy passage across the sea of this world; but reckon + thyself now safe in port, moor thyself with the anchor of sound + reflection, and rest in peace until thou art called upon to pay that debt + which no nobility on earth can escape paying." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was completely satisfied by the words of Lothario, and believed + them as fully as if they had been spoken by an oracle; nevertheless he + begged of him not to relinquish the undertaking, were it but for the sake + of curiosity and amusement; though thenceforward he need not make use of + the same earnest endeavours as before; all he wished him to do was to + write some verses to her, praising her under the name of Chloris, for he + himself would give her to understand that he was in love with a lady to + whom he had given that name to enable him to sing her praises with the + decorum due to her modesty; and if Lothario were unwilling to take the + trouble of writing the verses he would compose them himself. + </p> + <p> + "That will not be necessary," said Lothario, "for the muses are not such + enemies of mine but that they visit me now and then in the course of the + year. Do thou tell Camilla what thou hast proposed about a pretended amour + of mine; as for the verses I will make them, and if not as good as the + subject deserves, they shall be at least the best I can produce." An + agreement to this effect was made between the friends, the ill-advised one + and the treacherous, and Anselmo returning to his house asked Camilla the + question she already wondered he had not asked before—what it was + that had caused her to write the letter she had sent him. Camilla replied + that it had seemed to her that Lothario looked at her somewhat more freely + than when he had been at home; but that now she was undeceived and + believed it to have been only her own imagination, for Lothario now + avoided seeing her, or being alone with her. Anselmo told her she might be + quite easy on the score of that suspicion, for he knew that Lothario was + in love with a damsel of rank in the city whom he celebrated under the + name of Chloris, and that even if he were not, his fidelity and their + great friendship left no room for fear. Had not Camilla, however, been + informed beforehand by Lothario that this love for Chloris was a pretence, + and that he himself had told Anselmo of it in order to be able sometimes + to give utterance to the praises of Camilla herself, no doubt she would + have fallen into the despairing toils of jealousy; but being forewarned + she received the startling news without uneasiness. + </p> + <p> + The next day as the three were at table Anselmo asked Lothario to recite + something of what he had composed for his mistress Chloris; for as Camilla + did not know her, he might safely say what he liked. + </p> + <p> + "Even did she know her," returned Lothario, "I would hide nothing, for + when a lover praises his lady's beauty, and charges her with cruelty, he + casts no imputation upon her fair name; at any rate, all I can say is that + yesterday I made a sonnet on the ingratitude of this Chloris, which goes + thus: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +At midnight, in the silence, when the eyes + Of happier mortals balmy slumbers close, + The weary tale of my unnumbered woes +To Chloris and to Heaven is wont to rise. +And when the light of day returning dyes + The portals of the east with tints of rose, + With undiminished force my sorrow flows +In broken accents and in burning sighs. +And when the sun ascends his star-girt throne, + And on the earth pours down his midday beams, + Noon but renews my wailing and my tears; +And with the night again goes up my moan. + Yet ever in my agony it seems + To me that neither Heaven nor Chloris hears." +</pre> + <p> + The sonnet pleased Camilla, and still more Anselmo, for he praised it and + said the lady was excessively cruel who made no return for sincerity so + manifest. On which Camilla said, "Then all that love-smitten poets say is + true?" + </p> + <p> + "As poets they do not tell the truth," replied Lothario; "but as lovers + they are not more defective in expression than they are truthful." + </p> + <p> + "There is no doubt of that," observed Anselmo, anxious to support and + uphold Lothario's ideas with Camilla, who was as regardless of his design + as she was deep in love with Lothario; and so taking delight in anything + that was his, and knowing that his thoughts and writings had her for their + object, and that she herself was the real Chloris, she asked him to repeat + some other sonnet or verses if he recollected any. + </p> + <p> + "I do," replied Lothario, "but I do not think it as good as the first one, + or, more correctly speaking, less bad; but you can easily judge, for it is + this. + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +I know that I am doomed; death is to me + As certain as that thou, ungrateful fair, + Dead at thy feet shouldst see me lying, ere +My heart repented of its love for thee. +If buried in oblivion I should be, + Bereft of life, fame, favour, even there + It would be found that I thy image bear +Deep graven in my breast for all to see. +This like some holy relic do I prize + To save me from the fate my truth entails, + Truth that to thy hard heart its vigour owes. +Alas for him that under lowering skies, + In peril o'er a trackless ocean sails, + Where neither friendly port nor pole-star shows." +</pre> + <p> + Anselmo praised this second sonnet too, as he had praised the first; and + so he went on adding link after link to the chain with which he was + binding himself and making his dishonour secure; for when Lothario was + doing most to dishonour him he told him he was most honoured; and thus + each step that Camilla descended towards the depths of her abasement, she + mounted, in his opinion, towards the summit of virtue and fair fame. + </p> + <p> + It so happened that finding herself on one occasion alone with her maid, + Camilla said to her, "I am ashamed to think, my dear Leonela, how lightly + I have valued myself that I did not compel Lothario to purchase by at + least some expenditure of time that full possession of me that I so + quickly yielded him of my own free will. I fear that he will think ill of + my pliancy or lightness, not considering the irresistible influence he + brought to bear upon me." + </p> + <p> + "Let not that trouble you, my lady," said Leonela, "for it does not take + away the value of the thing given or make it the less precious to give it + quickly if it be really valuable and worthy of being prized; nay, they are + wont to say that he who gives quickly gives twice." + </p> + <p> + "They say also," said Camilla, "that what costs little is valued less." + </p> + <p> + "That saying does not hold good in your case," replied Leonela, "for love, + as I have heard say, sometimes flies and sometimes walks; with this one it + runs, with that it moves slowly; some it cools, others it burns; some it + wounds, others it slays; it begins the course of its desires, and at the + same moment completes and ends it; in the morning it will lay siege to a + fortress and by night will have taken it, for there is no power that can + resist it; so what are you in dread of, what do you fear, when the same + must have befallen Lothario, love having chosen the absence of my lord as + the instrument for subduing you? and it was absolutely necessary to + complete then what love had resolved upon, without affording the time to + let Anselmo return and by his presence compel the work to be left + unfinished; for love has no better agent for carrying out his designs than + opportunity; and of opportunity he avails himself in all his feats, + especially at the outset. All this I know well myself, more by experience + than by hearsay, and some day, senora, I will enlighten you on the + subject, for I am of your flesh and blood too. Moreover, lady Camilla, you + did not surrender yourself or yield so quickly but that first you saw + Lothario's whole soul in his eyes, in his sighs, in his words, his + promises and his gifts, and by it and his good qualities perceived how + worthy he was of your love. This, then, being the case, let not these + scrupulous and prudish ideas trouble your imagination, but be assured that + Lothario prizes you as you do him, and rest content and satisfied that as + you are caught in the noose of love it is one of worth and merit that has + taken you, and one that has not only the four S's that they say true + lovers ought to have, but a complete alphabet; only listen to me and you + will see how I can repeat it by rote. He is to my eyes and thinking, + Amiable, Brave, Courteous, Distinguished, Elegant, Fond, Gay, Honourable, + Illustrious, Loyal, Manly, Noble, Open, Polite, Quickwitted, Rich, and the + S's according to the saying, and then Tender, Veracious: X does not suit + him, for it is a rough letter; Y has been given already; and Z Zealous for + your honour." + </p> + <p> + Camilla laughed at her maid's alphabet, and perceived her to be more + experienced in love affairs than she said, which she admitted, confessing + to Camilla that she had love passages with a young man of good birth of + the same city. Camilla was uneasy at this, dreading lest it might prove + the means of endangering her honour, and asked whether her intrigue had + gone beyond words, and she with little shame and much effrontery said it + had; for certain it is that ladies' imprudences make servants shameless, + who, when they see their mistresses make a false step, think nothing of + going astray themselves, or of its being known. All that Camilla could do + was to entreat Leonela to say nothing about her doings to him whom she + called her lover, and to conduct her own affairs secretly lest they should + come to the knowledge of Anselmo or of Lothario. Leonela said she would, + but kept her word in such a way that she confirmed Camilla's apprehension + of losing her reputation through her means; for this abandoned and bold + Leonela, as soon as she perceived that her mistress's demeanour was not + what it was wont to be, had the audacity to introduce her lover into the + house, confident that even if her mistress saw him she would not dare to + expose him; for the sins of mistresses entail this mischief among others; + they make themselves the slaves of their own servants, and are obliged to + hide their laxities and depravities; as was the case with Camilla, who + though she perceived, not once but many times, that Leonela was with her + lover in some room of the house, not only did not dare to chide her, but + afforded her opportunities for concealing him and removed all + difficulties, lest he should be seen by her husband. She was unable, + however, to prevent him from being seen on one occasion, as he sallied + forth at daybreak, by Lothario, who, not knowing who he was, at first took + him for a spectre; but, as soon as he saw him hasten away, muffling his + face with his cloak and concealing himself carefully and cautiously, he + rejected this foolish idea, and adopted another, which would have been the + ruin of all had not Camilla found a remedy. It did not occur to Lothario + that this man he had seen issuing at such an untimely hour from Anselmo's + house could have entered it on Leonela's account, nor did he even remember + there was such a person as Leonela; all he thought was that as Camilla had + been light and yielding with him, so she had been with another; for this + further penalty the erring woman's sin brings with it, that her honour is + distrusted even by him to whose overtures and persuasions she has yielded; + and he believes her to have surrendered more easily to others, and gives + implicit credence to every suspicion that comes into his mind. All + Lothario's good sense seems to have failed him at this juncture; all his + prudent maxims escaped his memory; for without once reflecting rationally, + and without more ado, in his impatience and in the blindness of the + jealous rage that gnawed his heart, and dying to revenge himself upon + Camilla, who had done him no wrong, before Anselmo had risen he hastened + to him and said to him, "Know, Anselmo, that for several days past I have + been struggling with myself, striving to withhold from thee what it is no + longer possible or right that I should conceal from thee. Know that + Camilla's fortress has surrendered and is ready to submit to my will; and + if I have been slow to reveal this fact to thee, it was in order to see if + it were some light caprice of hers, or if she sought to try me and + ascertain if the love I began to make to her with thy permission was made + with a serious intention. I thought, too, that she, if she were what she + ought to be, and what we both believed her, would have ere this given thee + information of my addresses; but seeing that she delays, I believe the + truth of the promise she has given me that the next time thou art absent + from the house she will grant me an interview in the closet where thy + jewels are kept (and it was true that Camilla used to meet him there); but + I do not wish thee to rush precipitately to take vengeance, for the sin is + as yet only committed in intention, and Camilla's may change perhaps + between this and the appointed time, and repentance spring up in its + place. As hitherto thou hast always followed my advice wholly or in part, + follow and observe this that I will give thee now, so that, without + mistake, and with mature deliberation, thou mayest satisfy thyself as to + what may seem the best course; pretend to absent thyself for two or three + days as thou hast been wont to do on other occasions, and contrive to hide + thyself in the closet; for the tapestries and other things there afford + great facilities for thy concealment, and then thou wilt see with thine + own eyes and I with mine what Camilla's purpose may be. And if it be a + guilty one, which may be feared rather than expected, with silence, + prudence, and discretion thou canst thyself become the instrument of + punishment for the wrong done thee." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was amazed, overwhelmed, and astounded at the words of Lothario, + which came upon him at a time when he least expected to hear them, for he + now looked upon Camilla as having triumphed over the pretended attacks of + Lothario, and was beginning to enjoy the glory of her victory. He remained + silent for a considerable time, looking on the ground with fixed gaze, and + at length said, "Thou hast behaved, Lothario, as I expected of thy + friendship: I will follow thy advice in everything; do as thou wilt, and + keep this secret as thou seest it should be kept in circumstances so + unlooked for." + </p> + <p> + Lothario gave him his word, but after leaving him he repented altogether + of what he had said to him, perceiving how foolishly he had acted, as he + might have revenged himself upon Camilla in some less cruel and degrading + way. He cursed his want of sense, condemned his hasty resolution, and knew + not what course to take to undo the mischief or find some ready escape + from it. At last he decided upon revealing all to Camilla, and, as there + was no want of opportunity for doing so, he found her alone the same day; + but she, as soon as she had the chance of speaking to him, said, "Lothario + my friend, I must tell thee I have a sorrow in my heart which fills it so + that it seems ready to burst; and it will be a wonder if it does not; for + the audacity of Leonela has now reached such a pitch that every night she + conceals a gallant of hers in this house and remains with him till + morning, at the expense of my reputation; inasmuch as it is open to anyone + to question it who may see him quitting my house at such unseasonable + hours; but what distresses me is that I cannot punish or chide her, for + her privity to our intrigue bridles my mouth and keeps me silent about + hers, while I am dreading that some catastrophe will come of it." + </p> + <p> + As Camilla said this Lothario at first imagined it was some device to + delude him into the idea that the man he had seen going out was Leonela's + lover and not hers; but when he saw how she wept and suffered, and begged + him to help her, he became convinced of the truth, and the conviction + completed his confusion and remorse; however, he told Camilla not to + distress herself, as he would take measures to put a stop to the insolence + of Leonela. At the same time he told her what, driven by the fierce rage + of jealousy, he had said to Anselmo, and how he had arranged to hide + himself in the closet that he might there see plainly how little she + preserved her fidelity to him; and he entreated her pardon for this + madness, and her advice as to how to repair it, and escape safely from the + intricate labyrinth in which his imprudence had involved him. Camilla was + struck with alarm at hearing what Lothario said, and with much anger, and + great good sense, she reproved him and rebuked his base design and the + foolish and mischievous resolution he had made; but as woman has by nature + a nimbler wit than man for good and for evil, though it is apt to fail + when she sets herself deliberately to reason, Camilla on the spur of the + moment thought of a way to remedy what was to all appearance irremediable, + and told Lothario to contrive that the next day Anselmo should conceal + himself in the place he mentioned, for she hoped from his concealment to + obtain the means of their enjoying themselves for the future without any + apprehension; and without revealing her purpose to him entirely she + charged him to be careful, as soon as Anselmo was concealed, to come to + her when Leonela should call him, and to all she said to him to answer as + he would have answered had he not known that Anselmo was listening. + Lothario pressed her to explain her intention fully, so that he might with + more certainty and precaution take care to do what he saw to be needful. + </p> + <p> + "I tell you," said Camilla, "there is nothing to take care of except to + answer me what I shall ask you;" for she did not wish to explain to him + beforehand what she meant to do, fearing lest he should be unwilling to + follow out an idea which seemed to her such a good one, and should try or + devise some other less practicable plan. + </p> + <p> + Lothario then retired, and the next day Anselmo, under pretence of going + to his friend's country house, took his departure, and then returned to + conceal himself, which he was able to do easily, as Camilla and Leonela + took care to give him the opportunity; and so he placed himself in hiding + in the state of agitation that it may be imagined he would feel who + expected to see the vitals of his honour laid bare before his eyes, and + found himself on the point of losing the supreme blessing he thought he + possessed in his beloved Camilla. Having made sure of Anselmo's being in + his hiding-place, Camilla and Leonela entered the closet, and the instant + she set foot within it Camilla said, with a deep sigh, "Ah! dear Leonela, + would it not be better, before I do what I am unwilling you should know + lest you should seek to prevent it, that you should take Anselmo's dagger + that I have asked of you and with it pierce this vile heart of mine? But + no; there is no reason why I should suffer the punishment of another's + fault. I will first know what it is that the bold licentious eyes of + Lothario have seen in me that could have encouraged him to reveal to me a + design so base as that which he has disclosed regardless of his friend and + of my honour. Go to the window, Leonela, and call him, for no doubt he is + in the street waiting to carry out his vile project; but mine, cruel it + may be, but honourable, shall be carried out first." + </p> + <p> + "Ah, senora," said the crafty Leonela, who knew her part, "what is it you + want to do with this dagger? Can it be that you mean to take your own + life, or Lothario's? for whichever you mean to do, it will lead to the + loss of your reputation and good name. It is better to dissemble your + wrong and not give this wicked man the chance of entering the house now + and finding us alone; consider, senora, we are weak women and he is a man, + and determined, and as he comes with such a base purpose, blind and urged + by passion, perhaps before you can put yours into execution he may do what + will be worse for you than taking your life. Ill betide my master, + Anselmo, for giving such authority in his house to this shameless fellow! + And supposing you kill him, senora, as I suspect you mean to do, what + shall we do with him when he is dead?" + </p> + <p> + "What, my friend?" replied Camilla, "we shall leave him for Anselmo to + bury him; for in reason it will be to him a light labour to hide his own + infamy under ground. Summon him, make haste, for all the time I delay in + taking vengeance for my wrong seems to me an offence against the loyalty I + owe my husband." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was listening to all this, and every word that Camilla uttered + made him change his mind; but when he heard that it was resolved to kill + Lothario his first impulse was to come out and show himself to avert such + a disaster; but in his anxiety to see the issue of a resolution so bold + and virtuous he restrained himself, intending to come forth in time to + prevent the deed. At this moment Camilla, throwing herself upon a bed that + was close by, swooned away, and Leonela began to weep bitterly, + exclaiming, "Woe is me! that I should be fated to have dying here in my + arms the flower of virtue upon earth, the crown of true wives, the pattern + of chastity!" with more to the same effect, so that anyone who heard her + would have taken her for the most tender-hearted and faithful handmaid in + the world, and her mistress for another persecuted Penelope. + </p> + <p> + Camilla was not long in recovering from her fainting fit and on coming to + herself she said, "Why do you not go, Leonela, to call hither that friend, + the falsest to his friend the sun ever shone upon or night concealed? + Away, run, haste, speed! lest the fire of my wrath burn itself out with + delay, and the righteous vengeance that I hope for melt away in menaces + and maledictions." + </p> + <p> + "I am just going to call him, senora," said Leonela; "but you must first + give me that dagger, lest while I am gone you should by means of it give + cause to all who love you to weep all their lives." + </p> + <p> + "Go in peace, dear Leonela, I will not do so," said Camilla, "for rash and + foolish as I may be, to your mind, in defending my honour, I am not going + to be so much so as that Lucretia who they say killed herself without + having done anything wrong, and without having first killed him on whom + the guilt of her misfortune lay. I shall die, if I am to die; but it must + be after full vengeance upon him who has brought me here to weep over + audacity that no fault of mine gave birth to." + </p> + <p> + Leonela required much pressing before she would go to summon Lothario, but + at last she went, and while awaiting her return Camilla continued, as if + speaking to herself, "Good God! would it not have been more prudent to + have repulsed Lothario, as I have done many a time before, than to allow + him, as I am now doing, to think me unchaste and vile, even for the short + time I must wait until I undeceive him? No doubt it would have been + better; but I should not be avenged, nor the honour of my husband + vindicated, should he find so clear and easy an escape from the strait + into which his depravity has led him. Let the traitor pay with his life + for the temerity of his wanton wishes, and let the world know (if haply it + shall ever come to know) that Camilla not only preserved her allegiance to + her husband, but avenged him of the man who dared to wrong him. Still, I + think it might be better to disclose this to Anselmo. But then I have + called his attention to it in the letter I wrote to him in the country, + and, if he did nothing to prevent the mischief I there pointed out to him, + I suppose it was that from pure goodness of heart and trustfulness he + would not and could not believe that any thought against his honour could + harbour in the breast of so stanch a friend; nor indeed did I myself + believe it for many days, nor should I have ever believed it if his + insolence had not gone so far as to make it manifest by open presents, + lavish promises, and ceaseless tears. But why do I argue thus? Does a bold + determination stand in need of arguments? Surely not. Then traitors + avaunt! Vengeance to my aid! Let the false one come, approach, advance, + die, yield up his life, and then befall what may. Pure I came to him whom + Heaven bestowed upon me, pure I shall leave him; and at the worst bathed + in my own chaste blood and in the foul blood of the falsest friend that + friendship ever saw in the world;" and as she uttered these words she + paced the room holding the unsheathed dagger, with such irregular and + disordered steps, and such gestures that one would have supposed her to + have lost her senses, and taken her for some violent desperado instead of + a delicate woman. + </p> + <p> + Anselmo, hidden behind some tapestries where he had concealed himself, + beheld and was amazed at all, and already felt that what he had seen and + heard was a sufficient answer to even greater suspicions; and he would + have been now well pleased if the proof afforded by Lothario's coming were + dispensed with, as he feared some sudden mishap; but as he was on the + point of showing himself and coming forth to embrace and undeceive his + wife he paused as he saw Leonela returning, leading Lothario. Camilla when + she saw him, drawing a long line in front of her on the floor with the + dagger, said to him, "Lothario, pay attention to what I say to thee: if by + any chance thou darest to cross this line thou seest, or even approach it, + the instant I see thee attempt it that same instant will I pierce my bosom + with this dagger that I hold in my hand; and before thou answerest me a + word desire thee to listen to a few from me, and afterwards thou shalt + reply as may please thee. First, I desire thee to tell me, Lothario, if + thou knowest my husband Anselmo, and in what light thou regardest him; and + secondly I desire to know if thou knowest me too. Answer me this, without + embarrassment or reflecting deeply what thou wilt answer, for they are no + riddles I put to thee." + </p> + <p> + Lothario was not so dull but that from the first moment when Camilla + directed him to make Anselmo hide himself he understood what she intended + to do, and therefore he fell in with her idea so readily and promptly that + between them they made the imposture look more true than truth; so he + answered her thus: "I did not think, fair Camilla, that thou wert calling + me to ask questions so remote from the object with which I come; but if it + is to defer the promised reward thou art doing so, thou mightst have put + it off still longer, for the longing for happiness gives the more distress + the nearer comes the hope of gaining it; but lest thou shouldst say that I + do not answer thy questions, I say that I know thy husband Anselmo, and + that we have known each other from our earliest years; I will not speak of + what thou too knowest, of our friendship, that I may not compel myself to + testify against the wrong that love, the mighty excuse for greater errors, + makes me inflict upon him. Thee I know and hold in the same estimation as + he does, for were it not so I had not for a lesser prize acted in + opposition to what I owe to my station and the holy laws of true + friendship, now broken and violated by me through that powerful enemy, + love." + </p> + <p> + "If thou dost confess that," returned Camilla, "mortal enemy of all that + rightly deserves to be loved, with what face dost thou dare to come before + one whom thou knowest to be the mirror wherein he is reflected on whom + thou shouldst look to see how unworthily thou wrongest him? But, woe is me, I now + comprehend what has made thee give so little heed to what thou owest to + thyself; it must have been some freedom of mine, for I will not call it + immodesty, as it did not proceed from any deliberate intention, but from + some heedlessness such as women are guilty of through inadvertence when + they think they have no occasion for reserve. But tell me, traitor, when + did I by word or sign give a reply to thy prayers that could awaken in + thee a shadow of hope of attaining thy base wishes? When were not thy + professions of love sternly and scornfully rejected and rebuked? When were + thy frequent pledges and still more frequent gifts believed or accepted? + But as I am persuaded that no one can long persevere in the attempt to win + love unsustained by some hope, I am willing to attribute to myself the + blame of thy assurance, for no doubt some thoughtlessness of mine has all + this time fostered thy hopes; and therefore will I punish myself and + inflict upon myself the penalty thy guilt deserves. And that thou mayest + see that being so relentless to myself I cannot possibly be otherwise to + thee, I have summoned thee to be a witness of the sacrifice I mean to + offer to the injured honour of my honoured husband, wronged by thee with + all the assiduity thou wert capable of, and by me too through want of + caution in avoiding every occasion, if I have given any, of encouraging + and sanctioning thy base designs. Once more I say the suspicion in my mind + that some imprudence of mine has engendered these lawless thoughts in + thee, is what causes me most distress and what I desire most to punish + with my own hands, for were any other instrument of punishment employed my + error might become perhaps more widely known; but before I do so, in my + death I mean to inflict death, and take with me one that will fully + satisfy my longing for the revenge I hope for and have; for I shall see, + wheresoever it may be that I go, the penalty awarded by inflexible, + unswerving justice on him who has placed me in a position so desperate." + </p> + <p> + As she uttered these words, with incredible energy and swiftness she flew + upon Lothario with the naked dagger, so manifestly bent on burying it in + his breast that he was almost uncertain whether these demonstrations were + real or feigned, for he was obliged to have recourse to all his skill and + strength to prevent her from striking him; and with such reality did she + act this strange farce and mystification that, to give it a colour of + truth, she determined to stain it with her own blood; for perceiving, or + pretending, that she could not wound Lothario, she said, "Fate, it seems, + will not grant my just desire complete satisfaction, but it will not be + able to keep me from satisfying it partially at least;" and making an + effort to free the hand with the dagger which Lothario held in his grasp, + she released it, and directing the point to a place where it could not + inflict a deep wound, she plunged it into her left side high up close to + the shoulder, and then allowed herself to fall to the ground as if in a + faint. + </p> + <p> + Leonela and Lothario stood amazed and astounded at the catastrophe, and + seeing Camilla stretched on the ground and bathed in her blood they were + still uncertain as to the true nature of the act. Lothario, terrified and + breathless, ran in haste to pluck out the dagger; but when he saw how + slight the wound was he was relieved of his fears and once more admired + the subtlety, coolness, and ready wit of the fair Camilla; and the better + to support the part he had to play he began to utter profuse and doleful + lamentations over her body as if she were dead, invoking maledictions not + only on himself but also on him who had been the means of placing him in + such a position: and knowing that his friend Anselmo heard him he spoke in + such a way as to make a listener feel much more pity for him than for + Camilla, even though he supposed her dead. Leonela took her up in her arms + and laid her on the bed, entreating Lothario to go in quest of some one to + attend to her wound in secret, and at the same time asking his advice and + opinion as to what they should say to Anselmo about his lady's wound if he + should chance to return before it was healed. He replied they might say + what they liked, for he was not in a state to give advice that would be of + any use; all he could tell her was to try and stanch the blood, as he was + going where he should never more be seen; and with every appearance of + deep grief and sorrow he left the house; but when he found himself alone, + and where there was nobody to see him, he crossed himself unceasingly, + lost in wonder at the adroitness of Camilla and the consistent acting of + Leonela. He reflected how convinced Anselmo would be that he had a second + Portia for a wife, and he looked forward anxiously to meeting him in order + to rejoice together over falsehood and truth the most craftily veiled that + could be imagined. + </p> + <p> + Leonela, as he told her, stanched her lady's blood, which was no more than + sufficed to support her deception; and washing the wound with a little + wine she bound it up to the best of her skill, talking all the time she + was tending her in a strain that, even if nothing else had been said + before, would have been enough to assure Anselmo that he had in Camilla a + model of purity. To Leonela's words Camilla added her own, calling herself + cowardly and wanting in spirit, since she had not enough at the time she + had most need of it to rid herself of the life she so much loathed. She + asked her attendant's advice as to whether or not she ought to inform her + beloved husband of all that had happened, but the other bade her say + nothing about it, as she would lay upon him the obligation of taking + vengeance on Lothario, which he could not do but at great risk to himself; + and it was the duty of a true wife not to give her husband provocation to + quarrel, but, on the contrary, to remove it as far as possible from him. + </p> + <p> + Camilla replied that she believed she was right and that she would follow + her advice, but at any rate it would be well to consider how she was to + explain the wound to Anselmo, for he could not help seeing it; to which + Leonela answered that she did not know how to tell a lie even in jest. + </p> + <p> + "How then can I know, my dear?" said Camilla, "for I should not dare to + forge or keep up a falsehood if my life depended on it. If we can think of + no escape from this difficulty, it will be better to tell him the plain + truth than that he should find us out in an untrue story." + </p> + <p> + "Be not uneasy, senora," said Leonela; "between this and to-morrow I will + think of what we must say to him, and perhaps the wound being where it is + it can be hidden from his sight, and Heaven will be pleased to aid us in a + purpose so good and honourable. Compose yourself, senora, and endeavour to + calm your excitement lest my lord find you agitated; and leave the rest to + my care and God's, who always supports good intentions." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo had with the deepest attention listened to and seen played out the + tragedy of the death of his honour, which the performers acted with such + wonderfully effective truth that it seemed as if they had become the + realities of the parts they played. He longed for night and an opportunity + of escaping from the house to go and see his good friend Lothario, and + with him give vent to his joy over the precious pearl he had gained in + having established his wife's purity. Both mistress and maid took care to + give him time and opportunity to get away, and taking advantage of it he + made his escape, and at once went in quest of Lothario, and it would be + impossible to describe how he embraced him when he found him, and the + things he said to him in the joy of his heart, and the praises he bestowed + upon Camilla; all which Lothario listened to without being able to show + any pleasure, for he could not forget how deceived his friend was, and how + dishonourably he had wronged him; and though Anselmo could see that + Lothario was not glad, still he imagined it was only because he had left + Camilla wounded and had been himself the cause of it; and so among other + things he told him not to be distressed about Camilla's accident, for, as + they had agreed to hide it from him, the wound was evidently trifling; and + that being so, he had no cause for fear, but should henceforward be of + good cheer and rejoice with him, seeing that by his means and adroitness + he found himself raised to the greatest height of happiness that he could + have ventured to hope for, and desired no better pastime than making + verses in praise of Camilla that would preserve her name for all time to + come. Lothario commended his purpose, and promised on his own part to aid + him in raising a monument so glorious. + </p> + <p> + And so Anselmo was left the most charmingly hoodwinked man there could be + in the world. He himself, persuaded he was conducting the instrument of + his glory, led home by the hand of him who had been the utter destruction of + his good name; whom Camilla received with averted countenance, though with + smiles in her heart. The deception was carried on for some time, until at + the end of a few months Fortune turned her wheel and the guilt which had + been until then so skilfully concealed was published abroad, and Anselmo + paid with his life the penalty of his ill-advised curiosity. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch35" id="ch35"></a>CHAPTER XXXV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE HEROIC AND PRODIGIOUS BATTLE DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH + CERTAIN SKINS OF RED WINE, AND BRINGS THE NOVEL OF "THE ILL-ADVISED + CURIOSITY" TO A CLOSE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + There remained but little more of the novel to be read, when Sancho Panza + burst forth in wild excitement from the garret where Don Quixote was + lying, shouting, "Run, sirs! quick; and help my master, who is in the + thick of the toughest and stiffest battle I ever laid eyes on. By the + living God he has given the giant, the enemy of my lady the Princess + Micomicona, such a slash that he has sliced his head clean off as if it + were a turnip." + </p> + <p> + "What are you talking about, brother?" said the curate, pausing as he was + about to read the remainder of the novel. "Are you in your senses, Sancho? + How the devil can it be as you say, when the giant is two thousand leagues + away?" + </p> + <p> + Here they heard a loud noise in the chamber, and Don Quixote shouting out, + "Stand, thief, brigand, villain; now I have got thee, and thy scimitar + shall not avail thee!" And then it seemed as though he were slashing + vigorously at the wall. + </p> + <p> + "Don't stop to listen," said Sancho, "but go in and part them or help my + master: though there is no need of that now, for no doubt the giant is + dead by this time and giving account to God of his past wicked life; for I + saw the blood flowing on the ground, and the head cut off and fallen on + one side, and it is as big as a large wine-skin." + </p> + <p> + "May I die," said the landlord at this, "if Don Quixote or Don Devil has + not been slashing some of the skins of red wine that stand full at his + bed's head, and the spilt wine must be what this good fellow takes for + blood;" and so saying he went into the room and the rest after him, and + there they found Don Quixote in the strangest costume in the world. He was + in his shirt, which was not long enough in front to cover his thighs + completely and was six fingers shorter behind; his legs were very long and + lean, covered with hair, and anything but clean; on his head he had a + little greasy red cap that belonged to the host, round his left arm he had + rolled the blanket of the bed, to which Sancho, for reasons best known to + himself, owed a grudge, and in his right hand he held his unsheathed + sword, with which he was slashing about on all sides, uttering + exclamations as if he were actually fighting some giant: and the best of + it was his eyes were not open, for he was fast asleep, and dreaming that + he was doing battle with the giant. For his imagination was so wrought + upon by the adventure he was going to accomplish, that it made him dream + he had already reached the kingdom of Micomicon, and was engaged in combat + with his enemy; and believing he was laying on the giant, he had given so + many sword cuts to the skins that the whole room was full of wine. On + seeing this the landlord was so enraged that he fell on Don Quixote, and + with his clenched fist began to pummel him in such a way, that if Cardenio + and the curate had not dragged him off, he would have brought the war of + the giant to an end. But in spite of all the poor gentleman never woke + until the barber brought a great pot of cold water from the well and flung + it with one dash all over his body, on which Don Quixote woke up, but not + so completely as to understand what was the matter. Dorothea, seeing how + short and slight his attire was, would not go in to witness the battle + between her champion and her opponent. As for Sancho, he went searching + all over the floor for the head of the giant, and not finding it he said, + "I see now that it's all enchantment in this house; for the last time, on + this very spot where I am now, I got ever so many thumps without knowing + who gave them to me, or being able to see anybody; and now this head is + not to be seen anywhere about, though I saw it cut off with my own eyes + and the blood running from the body as if from a fountain." + </p> + <p> + "What blood and fountains are you talking about, enemy of God and his + saints?" said the landlord. "Don't you see, you thief, that the blood and + the fountain are only these skins here that have been stabbed and the red + wine swimming all over the room?—and I wish I saw the soul of him + that stabbed them swimming in hell." + </p> + <p> + "I know nothing about that," said Sancho; "all I know is it will be my bad + luck that through not finding this head my county will melt away like salt + in water;"—for Sancho awake was worse than his master asleep, so + much had his master's promises addled his wits. + </p> + <p> + The landlord was beside himself at the coolness of the squire and the + mischievous doings of the master, and swore it should not be like the last + time when they went without paying; and that their privileges of chivalry + should not hold good this time to let one or other of them off without + paying, even to the cost of the plugs that would have to be put to the + damaged wine-skins. The curate was holding Don Quixote's hands, who, + fancying he had now ended the adventure and was in the presence of the + Princess Micomicona, knelt before the curate and said, "Exalted and + beauteous lady, your highness may live from this day forth fearless of any + harm this base being could do you; and I too from this day forth am + released from the promise I gave you, since by the help of God on high and + by the favour of her by whom I live and breathe, I have fulfilled it so + successfully." + </p> + <p> + "Did not I say so?" said Sancho on hearing this. "You see I wasn't drunk; + there you see my master has already salted the giant; there's no doubt + about the bulls; my county is all right!" + </p> + <p> + Who could have helped laughing at the absurdities of the pair, master and + man? And laugh they did, all except the landlord, who cursed himself; but + at length the barber, Cardenio, and the curate contrived with no small + trouble to get Don Quixote on the bed, and he fell asleep with every + appearance of excessive weariness. They left him to sleep, and came out to + the gate of the inn to console Sancho Panza on not having found the head + of the giant; but much more work had they to appease the landlord, who was + furious at the sudden death of his wine-skins; and said the landlady half + scolding, half crying, "At an evil moment and in an unlucky hour he came + into my house, this knight-errant—would that I had never set eyes on + him, for dear he has cost me; the last time he went off with the overnight + score against him for supper, bed, straw, and barley, for himself and his + squire and a hack and an ass, saying he was a knight adventurer—God + send unlucky adventures to him and all the adventurers in the world—and + therefore not bound to pay anything, for it was so settled by the + knight-errantry tariff: and then, all because of him, came the other + gentleman and carried off my tail, and gives it back more than two + cuartillos the worse, all stripped of its hair, so that it is no use for + my husband's purpose; and then, for a finishing touch to all, to burst my + wine-skins and spill my wine! I wish I saw his own blood spilt! But let + him not deceive himself, for, by the bones of my father and the shade of + my mother, they shall pay me down every quarts; or my name is not what it + is, and I am not my father's daughter." All this and more to the same + effect the landlady delivered with great irritation, and her good maid + Maritornes backed her up, while the daughter held her peace and smiled + from time to time. The curate smoothed matters by promising to make good + all losses to the best of his power, not only as regarded the wine-skins + but also the wine, and above all the depreciation of the tail which they + set such store by. Dorothea comforted Sancho, telling him that she pledged + herself, as soon as it should appear certain that his master had + decapitated the giant, and she found herself peacefully established in her + kingdom, to bestow upon him the best county there was in it. With this + Sancho consoled himself, and assured the princess she might rely upon it + that he had seen the head of the giant, and more by token it had a beard + that reached to the girdle, and that if it was not to be seen now it was + because everything that happened in that house went by enchantment, as he + himself had proved the last time he had lodged there. Dorothea said she + fully believed it, and that he need not be uneasy, for all would go well + and turn out as he wished. All therefore being appeased, the curate was + anxious to go on with the novel, as he saw there was but little more left + to read. Dorothea and the others begged him to finish it, and he, as he + was willing to please them, and enjoyed reading it himself, continued the + tale in these words: + </p> + <p> + The result was, that from the confidence Anselmo felt in Camilla's virtue, + he lived happy and free from anxiety, and Camilla purposely looked coldly + on Lothario, that Anselmo might suppose her feelings towards him to be the + opposite of what they were; and the better to support the position, + Lothario begged to be excused from coming to the house, as the displeasure + with which Camilla regarded his presence was plain to be seen. But the + befooled Anselmo said he would on no account allow such a thing, and so in + a thousand ways he became the author of his own dishonour, while he + believed he was insuring his happiness. Meanwhile the satisfaction with + which Leonela saw herself empowered to carry on her amour reached such a + height that, regardless of everything else, she followed her inclinations + unrestrainedly, feeling confident that her mistress would screen her, and + even show her how to manage it safely. At last one night Anselmo heard + footsteps in Leonela's room, and on trying to enter to see who it was, he + found that the door was held against him, which made him all the more + determined to open it; and exerting his strength he forced it open, and + entered the room in time to see a man leaping through the window into the + street. He ran quickly to seize him or discover who he was, but he was + unable to effect either purpose, for Leonela flung her arms round him + crying, "Be calm, senor; do not give way to passion or follow him who has + escaped from this; he belongs to me, and in fact he is my husband." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo would not believe it, but blind with rage drew a dagger and + threatened to stab Leonela, bidding her tell the truth or he would kill + her. She, in her fear, not knowing what she was saying, exclaimed, "Do not + kill me, senor, for I can tell you things more important than any you can + imagine." + </p> + <p> + "Tell me then at once or thou diest," said Anselmo. + </p> + <p> + "It would be impossible for me now," said Leonela, "I am so agitated: + leave me till to-morrow, and then you shall hear from me what will fill + you with astonishment; but rest assured that he who leaped through the + window is a young man of this city, who has given me his promise to become + my husband." + </p> + <p> + Anselmo was appeased with this, and was content to wait the time she asked + of him, for he never expected to hear anything against Camilla, so + satisfied and sure of her virtue was he; and so he quitted the room, and + left Leonela locked in, telling her she should not come out until she had + told him all she had to make known to him. He went at once to see Camilla, + and tell her, as he did, all that had passed between him and her handmaid, + and the promise she had given him to inform him matters of serious + importance. + </p> + <p> + There is no need of saying whether Camilla was agitated or not, for so + great was her fear and dismay, that, making sure, as she had good reason + to do, that Leonela would tell Anselmo all she knew of her faithlessness, + she had not the courage to wait and see if her suspicions were confirmed; + and that same night, as soon as she thought that Anselmo was asleep, she + packed up the most valuable jewels she had and some money, and without + being observed by anybody escaped from the house and betook herself to + Lothario's, to whom she related what had occurred, imploring him to convey + her to some place of safety or fly with her where they might be safe from + Anselmo. The state of perplexity to which Camilla reduced Lothario was + such that he was unable to utter a word in reply, still less to decide + upon what he should do. At length he resolved to conduct her to a convent + of which a sister of his was prioress; Camilla agreed to this, and with + the speed which the circumstances demanded, Lothario took her to the + convent and left her there, and then himself quitted the city without + letting anyone know of his departure. + </p> + <p> + As soon as daylight came Anselmo, without missing Camilla from his side, + rose eager to learn what Leonela had to tell him, and hastened to the room + where he had locked her in. He opened the door, entered, but found no + Leonela; all he found was some sheets knotted to the window, a plain proof + that she had let herself down from it and escaped. He returned, uneasy, to + tell Camilla, but not finding her in bed or anywhere in the house he was + lost in amazement. He asked the servants of the house about her, but none + of them could give him any explanation. As he was going in search of + Camilla it happened by chance that he observed her boxes were lying open, + and that the greater part of her jewels were gone; and now he became fully + aware of his disgrace, and that Leonela was not the cause of his + misfortune; and, just as he was, without delaying to dress himself + completely, he repaired, sad at heart and dejected, to his friend Lothario + to make known his sorrow to him; but when he failed to find him and the + servants reported that he had been absent from his house all night and had + taken with him all the money he had, he felt as though he were losing his + senses; and to make all complete on returning to his own house he found it + deserted and empty, not one of all his servants, male or female, remaining + in it. He knew not what to think, or say, or do, and his reason seemed to + be deserting him little by little. He reviewed his position, and saw + himself in a moment left without wife, friend, or servants, abandoned, he + felt, by the heaven above him, and more than all robbed of his honour, for + in Camilla's disappearance he saw his own ruin. After long reflection he + resolved at last to go to his friend's village, where he had been staying + when he afforded opportunities for the contrivance of this complication of + misfortune. He locked the doors of his house, mounted his horse, and with + a broken spirit set out on his journey; but he had hardly gone half-way + when, harassed by his reflections, he had to dismount and tie his horse to + a tree, at the foot of which he threw himself, giving vent to piteous + heartrending sighs; and there he remained till nearly nightfall, when he + observed a man approaching on horseback from the city, of whom, after + saluting him, he asked what was the news in Florence. + </p> + <p> + The citizen replied, "The strangest that have been heard for many a day; + for it is reported abroad that Lothario, the great friend of the wealthy + Anselmo, who lived at San Giovanni, carried off last night Camilla, the + wife of Anselmo, who also has disappeared. All this has been told by a + maid-servant of Camilla's, whom the governor found last night lowering + herself by a sheet from the windows of Anselmo's house. I know not indeed, + precisely, how the affair came to pass; all I know is that the whole city + is wondering at the occurrence, for no one could have expected a thing of + the kind, seeing the great and intimate friendship that existed between + them, so great, they say, that they were called 'The Two Friends.'" + </p> + <p> + "Is it known at all," said Anselmo, "what road Lothario and Camilla took?" + </p> + <p> + "Not in the least," said the citizen, "though the governor has been very + active in searching for them." + </p> + <p> + "God speed you, senor," said Anselmo. + </p> + <p> + "God be with you," said the citizen and went his way. + </p> + <p> + This disastrous intelligence almost robbed Anselmo not only of his senses + but of his life. He got up as well as he was able and reached the house of + his friend, who as yet knew nothing of his misfortune, but seeing him come + pale, worn, and haggard, perceived that he was suffering some heavy + affliction. Anselmo at once begged to be allowed to retire to rest, and to + be given writing materials. His wish was complied with and he was left + lying down and alone, for he desired this, and even that the door should + be locked. Finding himself alone he so took to heart the thought of his + misfortune that by the signs of death he felt within him he knew well his + life was drawing to a close, and therefore he resolved to leave behind him + a declaration of the cause of his strange end. He began to write, but + before he had put down all he meant to say, his breath failed him and he + yielded up his life, a victim to the suffering which his ill-advised + curiosity had entailed upon him. The master of the house observing that it + was now late and that Anselmo did not call, determined to go in and + ascertain if his indisposition was increasing, and found him lying on his + face, his body partly in the bed, partly on the writing-table, on which he + lay with the written paper open and the pen still in his hand. Having + first called to him without receiving any answer, his host approached him, + and taking him by the hand, found that it was cold, and saw that he was + dead. Greatly surprised and distressed he summoned the household to + witness the sad fate which had befallen Anselmo; and then he read the + paper, the handwriting of which he recognised as his, and which contained + these words: + </p> + <p> + "A foolish and ill-advised desire has robbed me of life. If the news of my + death should reach the ears of Camilla, let her know that I forgive her, + for she was not bound to perform miracles, nor ought I to have required + her to perform them; and since I have been the author of my own dishonour, + there is no reason why-" + </p> + <p> + So far Anselmo had written, and thus it was plain that at this point, + before he could finish what he had to say, his life came to an end. The + next day his friend sent intelligence of his death to his relatives, who + had already ascertained his misfortune, as well as the convent where + Camilla lay almost on the point of accompanying her husband on that + inevitable journey, not on account of the tidings of his death, but + because of those she received of her lover's departure. Although she saw + herself a widow, it is said she refused either to quit the convent or take + the veil, until, not long afterwards, intelligence reached her that + Lothario had been killed in a battle in which M. de Lautrec had been + recently engaged with the Great Captain Gonzalo Fernandez de Cordova in + the kingdom of Naples, whither her too late repentant lover had repaired. + On learning this Camilla took the veil, and shortly afterwards died, worn + out by grief and melancholy. This was the end of all three, an end that + came of a thoughtless beginning. + </p> + <p> + "I like this novel," said the curate; "but I cannot persuade myself of its + truth; and if it has been invented, the author's invention is faulty, for + it is impossible to imagine any husband so foolish as to try such a costly + experiment as Anselmo's. If it had been represented as occurring between a + gallant and his mistress it might pass; but between husband and wife there + is something of an impossibility about it. As to the way in which the + story is told, however, I have no fault to find." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch36" id="ch36"></a>CHAPTER XXXVI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF MORE CURIOUS INCIDENTS THAT OCCURRED AT THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c36a" id="c36a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c36a.jpg (124K)" src="images/c36a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c36a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Just at that instant the landlord, who was standing at the gate of the + inn, exclaimed, "Here comes a fine troop of guests; if they stop here we + may say gaudeamus." + </p> + <p> + "What are they?" said Cardenio. + </p> + <p> + "Four men," said the landlord, "riding a la jineta, with lances and + bucklers, and all with black veils, and with them there is a woman in + white on a side-saddle, whose face is also veiled, and two attendants on + foot." + </p> + <p> + "Are they very near?" said the curate. + </p> + <p> + "So near," answered the landlord, "that here they come." + </p> + <p> + Hearing this Dorothea covered her face, and Cardenio retreated into Don + Quixote's room, and they hardly had time to do so before the whole party + the host had described entered the inn, and the four that were on + horseback, who were of highbred appearance and bearing, dismounted, and + came forward to take down the woman who rode on the side-saddle, and one + of them taking her in his arms placed her in a chair that stood at the + entrance of the room where Cardenio had hidden himself. All this time + neither she nor they had removed their veils or spoken a word, only on + sitting down on the chair the woman gave a deep sigh and let her arms fall + like one that was ill and weak. The attendants on foot then led the horses + away to the stable. Observing this the curate, curious to know who these + people in such a dress and preserving such silence were, went to where the + servants were standing and put the question to one of them, who answered + him. + </p> + <p> + "Faith, sir, I cannot tell you who they are, I only know they seem to be + people of distinction, particularly he who advanced to take the lady you + saw in his arms; and I say so because all the rest show him respect, and + nothing is done except what he directs and orders." + </p> + <p> + "And the lady, who is she?" asked the curate. + </p> + <p> + "That I cannot tell you either," said the servant, "for I have not seen + her face all the way: I have indeed heard her sigh many times and utter + such groans that she seems to be giving up the ghost every time; but it is + no wonder if we do not know more than we have told you, as my comrade and + I have only been in their company two days, for having met us on the road + they begged and persuaded us to accompany them to Andalusia, promising to + pay us well." + </p> + <p> + "And have you heard any of them called by his name?" asked the curate. + </p> + <p> + "No, indeed," replied the servant; "they all preserve a marvellous silence + on the road, for not a sound is to be heard among them except the poor + lady's sighs and sobs, which make us pity her; and we feel sure that + wherever it is she is going, it is against her will, and as far as one can + judge from her dress she is a nun or, what is more likely, about to become + one; and perhaps it is because taking the vows is not of her own free + will, that she is so unhappy as she seems to be." + </p> + <p> + "That may well be," said the curate, and leaving them he returned to where + Dorothea was, who, hearing the veiled lady sigh, moved by natural + compassion drew near to her and said, "What are you suffering from, + senora? If it be anything that women are accustomed and know how to + relieve, I offer you my services with all my heart." + </p> + <p> + To this the unhappy lady made no reply; and though Dorothea repeated her + offers more earnestly she still kept silence, until the gentleman with the + veil, who, the servant said, was obeyed by the rest, approached and said + to Dorothea, "Do not give yourself the trouble, senora, of making any + offers to that woman, for it is her way to give no thanks for anything + that is done for her; and do not try to make her answer unless you want to + hear some lie from her lips." + </p> + <p> + "I have never told a lie," was the immediate reply of her who had been + silent until now; "on the contrary, it is because I am so truthful and so + ignorant of lying devices that I am now in this miserable condition; and + this I call you yourself to witness, for it is my unstained truth that has + made you false and a liar." + </p> + <p> + Cardenio heard these words clearly and distinctly, being quite close to + the speaker, for there was only the door of Don Quixote's room between + them, and the instant he did so, uttering a loud exclamation he cried, + "Good God! what is this I hear? What voice is this that has reached my + ears?" Startled at the voice the lady turned her head; and not seeing the + speaker she stood up and attempted to enter the room; observing which the + gentleman held her back, preventing her from moving a step. In her + agitation and sudden movement the silk with which she had covered her face + fell off and disclosed a countenance of incomparable and marvellous + beauty, but pale and terrified; for she kept turning her eyes, everywhere + she could direct her gaze, with an eagerness that made her look as if she + had lost her senses, and so marked that it excited the pity of Dorothea + and all who beheld her, though they knew not what caused it. The gentleman + grasped her firmly by the shoulders, and being so fully occupied with + holding her back, he was unable to put a hand to his veil which was + falling off, as it did at length entirely, and Dorothea, who was holding + the lady in her arms, raising her eyes saw that he who likewise held her + was her husband, Don Fernando. The instant she recognised him, with a + prolonged plaintive cry drawn from the depths of her heart, she fell + backwards fainting, and but for the barber being close by to catch her in + his arms, she would have fallen completely to the ground. The curate at + once hastened to uncover her face and throw water on it, and as he did so + Don Fernando, for he it was who held the other in his arms, recognised her + and stood as if death-stricken by the sight; not, however, relaxing his + grasp of Luscinda, for it was she that was struggling to release herself + from his hold, having recognised Cardenio by his voice, as he had + recognised her. Cardenio also heard Dorothea's cry as she fell fainting, + and imagining that it came from his Luscinda burst forth in terror from + the room, and the first thing he saw was Don Fernando with Luscinda in his + arms. Don Fernando, too, knew Cardenio at once; and all three, Luscinda, + Cardenio, and Dorothea, stood in silent amazement scarcely knowing what + had happened to them. + </p> + <p> + They gazed at one another without speaking, Dorothea at Don Fernando, Don + Fernando at Cardenio, Cardenio at Luscinda, and Luscinda at Cardenio. The + first to break silence was Luscinda, who thus addressed Don Fernando: + "Leave me, Senor Don Fernando, for the sake of what you owe to yourself; + if no other reason will induce you, leave me to cling to the wall of which + I am the ivy, to the support from which neither your importunities, nor + your threats, nor your promises, nor your gifts have been able to detach + me. See how Heaven, by ways strange and hidden from our sight, has brought + me face to face with my true husband; and well you know by dear-bought + experience that death alone will be able to efface him from my memory. May + this plain declaration, then, lead you, as you can do nothing else, to + turn your love into rage, your affection into resentment, and so to take + my life; for if I yield it up in the presence of my beloved husband I + count it well bestowed; it may be by my death he will be convinced that I + kept my faith to him to the last moment of life." + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile Dorothea had come to herself, and had heard Luscinda's words, by + means of which she divined who she was; but seeing that Don Fernando did + not yet release her or reply to her, summoning up her resolution as well + as she could she rose and knelt at his feet, and with a flood of bright + and touching tears addressed him thus: + </p> + <p> + "If, my lord, the beams of that sun that thou holdest eclipsed in thine + arms did not dazzle and rob thine eyes of sight thou wouldst have seen by + this time that she who kneels at thy feet is, so long as thou wilt have it + so, the unhappy and unfortunate Dorothea. I am that lowly peasant girl + whom thou in thy goodness or for thy pleasure wouldst raise high enough to + call herself thine; I am she who in the seclusion of innocence led a + contented life until at the voice of thy importunity, and thy true and + tender passion, as it seemed, she opened the gates of her modesty and + surrendered to thee the keys of her liberty; a gift received by thee but + thanklessly, as is clearly shown by my forced retreat to the place where + thou dost find me, and by thy appearance under the circumstances in which + I see thee. Nevertheless, I would not have thee suppose that I have come + here driven by my shame; it is only grief and sorrow at seeing myself + forgotten by thee that have led me. It was thy will to make me thine, and + thou didst so follow thy will, that now, even though thou repentest, thou + canst not help being mine. Bethink thee, my lord, the unsurpassable + affection I bear thee may compensate for the beauty and noble birth for + which thou wouldst desert me. Thou canst not be the fair Luscinda's + because thou art mine, nor can she be thine because she is Cardenio's; and + it will be easier, remember, to bend thy will to love one who adores thee, + than to lead one to love thee who abhors thee now. Thou didst address + thyself to my simplicity, thou didst lay siege to my virtue, thou wert not + ignorant of my station, well dost thou know how I yielded wholly to thy + will; there is no ground or reason for thee to plead deception, and if it + be so, as it is, and if thou art a Christian as thou art a gentleman, why + dost thou by such subterfuges put off making me as happy at last as thou + didst at first? And if thou wilt not have me for what I am, thy true and + lawful wife, at least take and accept me as thy slave, for so long as I am + thine I will count myself happy and fortunate. Do not by deserting me let + my shame become the talk of the gossips in the streets; make not the old + age of my parents miserable; for the loyal services they as faithful + vassals have ever rendered thine are not deserving of such a return; and + if thou thinkest it will debase thy blood to mingle it with mine, reflect + that there is little or no nobility in the world that has not travelled + the same road, and that in illustrious lineages it is not the woman's + blood that is of account; and, moreover, that true nobility consists in + virtue, and if thou art wanting in that, refusing me what in justice thou + owest me, then even I have higher claims to nobility than thine. To make + an end, senor, these are my last words to thee: whether thou wilt, or wilt + not, I am thy wife; witness thy words, which must not and ought not to be + false, if thou dost pride thyself on that for want of which thou scornest + me; witness the pledge which thou didst give me, and witness Heaven, which + thou thyself didst call to witness the promise thou hadst made me; and if + all this fail, thy own conscience will not fail to lift up its silent + voice in the midst of all thy gaiety, and vindicate the truth of what I + say and mar thy highest pleasure and enjoyment." + </p> + <p> + All this and more the injured Dorothea delivered with such earnest feeling + and such tears that all present, even those who came with Don Fernando, + were constrained to join her in them. Don Fernando listened to her without + replying, until, ceasing to speak, she gave way to such sobs and sighs + that it must have been a heart of brass that was not softened by the sight + of so great sorrow. Luscinda stood regarding her with no less compassion + for her sufferings than admiration for her intelligence and beauty, and + would have gone to her to say some words of comfort to her, but was + prevented by Don Fernando's grasp which held her fast. He, overwhelmed + with confusion and astonishment, after regarding Dorothea for some moments + with a fixed gaze, opened his arms, and, releasing Luscinda, exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "Thou hast conquered, fair Dorothea, thou hast conquered, for it is + impossible to have the heart to deny the united force of so many truths." + </p> + <p> + Luscinda in her feebleness was on the point of falling to the ground when + Don Fernando released her, but Cardenio, who stood near, having retreated + behind Don Fernando to escape recognition, casting fear aside and + regardless of what might happen, ran forward to support her, and said as + he clasped her in his arms, "If Heaven in its compassion is willing to let + thee rest at last, mistress of my heart, true, constant, and fair, nowhere + canst thou rest more safely than in these arms that now receive thee, and + received thee before when fortune permitted me to call thee mine." + </p> + <p> + At these words Luscinda looked up at Cardenio, at first beginning to + recognise him by his voice and then satisfying herself by her eyes that it + was he, and hardly knowing what she did, and heedless of all + considerations of decorum, she flung her arms around his neck and pressing + her face close to his, said, "Yes, my dear lord, you are the true master + of this your slave, even though adverse fate interpose again, and fresh + dangers threaten this life that hangs on yours." + </p> + <p> + A strange sight was this for Don Fernando and those that stood around, + filled with surprise at an incident so unlooked for. Dorothea fancied that + Don Fernando changed colour and looked as though he meant to take + vengeance on Cardenio, for she observed him put his hand to his sword; and + the instant the idea struck her, with wonderful quickness she clasped him + round the knees, and kissing them and holding him so as to prevent his + moving, she said, while her tears continued to flow, "What is it thou + wouldst do, my only refuge, in this unforeseen event? Thou hast thy wife + at thy feet, and she whom thou wouldst have for thy wife is in the arms of + her husband: reflect whether it will be right for thee, whether it will be + possible for thee to undo what Heaven has done, or whether it will be + becoming in thee to seek to raise her to be thy mate who in spite of every + obstacle, and strong in her truth and constancy, is before thine eyes, + bathing with the tears of love the face and bosom of her lawful husband. + For God's sake I entreat of thee, for thine own I implore thee, let not + this open manifestation rouse thy anger; but rather so calm it as to allow + these two lovers to live in peace and quiet without any interference from + thee so long as Heaven permits them; and in so doing thou wilt prove the + generosity of thy lofty noble spirit, and the world shall see that with + thee reason has more influence than passion." + </p> + <p> + All the time Dorothea was speaking, Cardenio, though he held Luscinda in + his arms, never took his eyes off Don Fernando, determined, if he saw him + make any hostile movement, to try and defend himself and resist as best he + could all who might assail him, though it should cost him his life. But + now Don Fernando's friends, as well as the curate and the barber, who had + been present all the while, not forgetting the worthy Sancho Panza, ran + forward and gathered round Don Fernando, entreating him to have regard for + the tears of Dorothea, and not suffer her reasonable hopes to be + disappointed, since, as they firmly believed, what she said was but the + truth; and bidding him observe that it was not, as it might seem, by + accident, but by a special disposition of Providence that they had all met + in a place where no one could have expected a meeting. And the curate bade + him remember that only death could part Luscinda from Cardenio; that even + if some sword were to separate them they would think their death most + happy; and that in a case that admitted of no remedy his wisest course + was, by conquering and putting a constraint upon himself, to show a + generous mind, and of his own accord suffer these two to enjoy the + happiness Heaven had granted them. He bade him, too, turn his eyes upon + the beauty of Dorothea and he would see that few if any could equal much + less excel her; while to that beauty should be added her modesty and the + surpassing love she bore him. But besides all this, he reminded him that + if he prided himself on being a gentleman and a Christian, he could not do + otherwise than keep his plighted word; and that in doing so he would obey + God and meet the approval of all sensible people, who know and recognised + it to be the privilege of beauty, even in one of humble birth, provided + virtue accompany it, to be able to raise itself to the level of any rank, + without any slur upon him who places it upon an equality with himself; and + furthermore that when the potent sway of passion asserts itself, so long + as there be no mixture of sin in it, he is not to be blamed who gives way + to it. + </p> + <p> + To be brief, they added to these such other forcible arguments that Don + Fernando's manly heart, being after all nourished by noble blood, was + touched, and yielded to the truth which, even had he wished it, he could + not gainsay; and he showed his submission, and acceptance of the good + advice that had been offered to him, by stooping down and embracing + Dorothea, saying to her, "Rise, dear lady, it is not right that what I + hold in my heart should be kneeling at my feet; and if until now I have + shown no sign of what I own, it may have been by Heaven's decree in order + that, seeing the constancy with which you love me, I may learn to value + you as you deserve. What I entreat of you is that you reproach me not with + my transgression and grievous wrong-doing; for the same cause and force + that drove me to make you mine impelled me to struggle against being + yours; and to prove this, turn and look at the eyes of the now happy + Luscinda, and you will see in them an excuse for all my errors: and as she + has found and gained the object of her desires, and I have found in you + what satisfies all my wishes, may she live in peace and contentment as + many happy years with her Cardenio, as on my knees I pray Heaven to allow + me to live with my Dorothea;" and with these words he once more embraced + her and pressed his face to hers with so much tenderness that he had to + take great heed to keep his tears from completing the proof of his love + and repentance in the sight of all. Not so Luscinda, and Cardenio, and + almost all the others, for they shed so many tears, some in their own + happiness, some at that of the others, that one would have supposed a + heavy calamity had fallen upon them all. Even Sancho Panza was weeping; + though afterwards he said he only wept because he saw that Dorothea was + not as he fancied the queen Micomicona, of whom he expected such great + favours. Their wonder as well as their weeping lasted some time, and then + Cardenio and Luscinda went and fell on their knees before Don Fernando, + returning him thanks for the favour he had rendered them in language so + grateful that he knew not how to answer them, and raising them up embraced + them with every mark of affection and courtesy. + </p> + <p> + He then asked Dorothea how she had managed to reach a place so far removed + from her own home, and she in a few fitting words told all that she had + previously related to Cardenio, with which Don Fernando and his companions + were so delighted that they wished the story had been longer; so + charmingly did Dorothea describe her misadventures. When she had finished + Don Fernando recounted what had befallen him in the city after he had + found in Luscinda's bosom the paper in which she declared that she was + Cardenio's wife, and never could be his. He said he meant to kill her, and + would have done so had he not been prevented by her parents, and that he + quitted the house full of rage and shame, and resolved to avenge himself + when a more convenient opportunity should offer. The next day he learned + that Luscinda had disappeared from her father's house, and that no one + could tell whither she had gone. Finally, at the end of some months he + ascertained that she was in a convent and meant to remain there all the + rest of her life, if she were not to share it with Cardenio; and as soon + as he had learned this, taking these three gentlemen as his companions, he + arrived at the place where she was, but avoided speaking to her, fearing + that if it were known he was there stricter precautions would be taken in + the convent; and watching a time when the porter's lodge was open he left + two to guard the gate, and he and the other entered the convent in quest + of Luscinda, whom they found in the cloisters in conversation with one of + the nuns, and carrying her off without giving her time to resist, they + reached a place with her where they provided themselves with what they + required for taking her away; all which they were able to do in complete + safety, as the convent was in the country at a considerable distance from + the city. He added that when Luscinda found herself in his power she lost + all consciousness, and after returning to herself did nothing but weep and + sigh without speaking a word; and thus in silence and tears they reached + that inn, which for him was reaching heaven where all the mischances of + earth are over and at an end. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c36b" id="c36b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c36b.jpg (319K)" src="images/c36b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c36b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c36e" id="c36e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c36e.jpg (36K)" src="images/c36e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch37" id="ch37"></a>CHAPTER XXXVII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE STORY OF THE FAMOUS PRINCESS MICOMICONA, WITH + OTHER DROLL ADVENTURES + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c37a" id="c37a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c37a.jpg (159K)" src="images/c37a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c37a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + To all this Sancho listened with no little sorrow at heart to see how his + hopes of dignity were fading away and vanishing in smoke, and how the fair + Princess Micomicona had turned into Dorothea, and the giant into Don + Fernando, while his master was sleeping tranquilly, totally unconscious of + all that had come to pass. Dorothea was unable to persuade herself that + her present happiness was not all a dream; Cardenio was in a similar state + of mind, and Luscinda's thoughts ran in the same direction. Don Fernando + gave thanks to Heaven for the favour shown to him and for having been + rescued from the intricate labyrinth in which he had been brought so near + the destruction of his good name and of his soul; and in short everybody + in the inn was full of contentment and satisfaction at the happy issue of + such a complicated and hopeless business. The curate as a sensible man + made sound reflections upon the whole affair, and congratulated each upon + his good fortune; but the one that was in the highest spirits and good + humour was the landlady, because of the promise Cardenio and the curate + had given her to pay for all the losses and damage she had sustained + through Don Quixote's means. Sancho, as has been already said, was the + only one who was distressed, unhappy, and dejected; and so with a long + face he went in to his master, who had just awoke, and said to him: + </p> + <p> + "Sir Rueful Countenance, your worship may as well sleep on as much as you + like, without troubling yourself about killing any giant or restoring her + kingdom to the princess; for that is all over and settled now." + </p> + <p> + "I should think it was," replied Don Quixote, "for I have had the most + prodigious and stupendous battle with the giant that I ever remember + having had all the days of my life; and with one back-stroke—swish!—I + brought his head tumbling to the ground, and so much blood gushed forth + from him that it ran in rivulets over the earth like water." + </p> + <p> + "Like red wine, your worship had better say," replied Sancho; "for I would + have you know, if you don't know it, that the dead giant is a hacked + wine-skin, and the blood four-and-twenty gallons of red wine that it had + in its belly, and the cut-off head is the bitch that bore me; and the + devil take it all." + </p> + <p> + "What art thou talking about, fool?" said Don Quixote; "art thou in thy + senses?" + </p> + <p> + "Let your worship get up," said Sancho, "and you will see the nice + business you have made of it, and what we have to pay; and you will see + the queen turned into a private lady called Dorothea, and other things + that will astonish you, if you understand them." + </p> + <p> + "I shall not be surprised at anything of the kind," returned Don Quixote; + "for if thou dost remember the last time we were here I told thee that + everything that happened here was a matter of enchantment, and it would be + no wonder if it were the same now." + </p> + <p> + "I could believe all that," replied Sancho, "if my blanketing was the same + sort of thing also; only it wasn't, but real and genuine; for I saw the + landlord, Who is here to-day, holding one end of the blanket and jerking + me up to the skies very neatly and smartly, and with as much laughter as + strength; and when it comes to be a case of knowing people, I hold for my + part, simple and sinner as I am, that there is no enchantment about it at + all, but a great deal of bruising and bad luck." + </p> + <p> + "Well, well, God will give a remedy," said Don Quixote; "hand me my + clothes and let me go out, for I want to see these transformations and + things thou speakest of." + </p> + <p> + Sancho fetched him his clothes; and while he was dressing, the curate gave + Don Fernando and the others present an account of Don Quixote's madness + and of the stratagem they had made use of to withdraw him from that Pena + Pobre where he fancied himself stationed because of his lady's scorn. He + described to them also nearly all the adventures that Sancho had + mentioned, at which they marvelled and laughed not a little, thinking it, + as all did, the strangest form of madness a crazy intellect could be + capable of. But now, the curate said, that the lady Dorothea's good + fortune prevented her from proceeding with their purpose, it would be + necessary to devise or discover some other way of getting him home. + </p> + <p> + Cardenio proposed to carry out the scheme they had begun, and suggested + that Luscinda would act and support Dorothea's part sufficiently well. + </p> + <p> + "No," said Don Fernando, "that must not be, for I want Dorothea to follow + out this idea of hers; and if the worthy gentleman's village is not very + far off, I shall be happy if I can do anything for his relief." + </p> + <p> + "It is not more than two days' journey from this," said the curate. + </p> + <p> + "Even if it were more," said Don Fernando, "I would gladly travel so far + for the sake of doing so good a work. + </p> + <p> + "At this moment Don Quixote came out in full panoply, with Mambrino's + helmet, all dinted as it was, on his head, his buckler on his arm, and + leaning on his staff or pike. The strange figure he presented filled Don + Fernando and the rest with amazement as they contemplated his lean yellow + face half a league long, his armour of all sorts, and the solemnity of his + deportment. They stood silent waiting to see what he would say, and he, + fixing his eyes on the fair Dorothea, addressed her with great gravity and + composure: + </p> + <p> + "I am informed, fair lady, by my squire here that your greatness has been + annihilated and your being abolished, since, from a queen and lady of high + degree as you used to be, you have been turned into a private maiden. If + this has been done by the command of the magician king your father, + through fear that I should not afford you the aid you need and are + entitled to, I may tell you he did not know and does not know half the + mass, and was little versed in the annals of chivalry; for, if he had read + and gone through them as attentively and deliberately as I have, he would + have found at every turn that knights of less renown than mine have + accomplished things more difficult: it is no great matter to kill a whelp + of a giant, however arrogant he may be; for it is not many hours since I + myself was engaged with one, and—I will not speak of it, that they + may not say I am lying; time, however, that reveals all, will tell the + tale when we least expect it." + </p> + <p> + "You were engaged with a couple of wine-skins, and not a giant," said the + landlord at this; but Don Fernando told him to hold his tongue and on no + account interrupt Don Quixote, who continued, "I say in conclusion, high + and disinherited lady, that if your father has brought about this + metamorphosis in your person for the reason I have mentioned, you ought + not to attach any importance to it; for there is no peril on earth through + which my sword will not force a way, and with it, before many days are + over, I will bring your enemy's head to the ground and place on yours the + crown of your kingdom." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote said no more, and waited for the reply of the princess, who + aware of Don Fernando's determination to carry on the deception until Don + Quixote had been conveyed to his home, with great ease of manner and + gravity made answer, "Whoever told you, valiant Knight of the Rueful + Countenance, that I had undergone any change or transformation did not + tell you the truth, for I am the same as I was yesterday. It is true that + certain strokes of good fortune, that have given me more than I could have + hoped for, have made some alteration in me; but I have not therefore + ceased to be what I was before, or to entertain the same desire I have had + all through of availing myself of the might of your valiant and invincible + arm. And so, senor, let your goodness reinstate the father that begot me + in your good opinion, and be assured that he was a wise and prudent man, + since by his craft he found out such a sure and easy way of remedying my + misfortune; for I believe, senor, that had it not been for you I should + never have lit upon the good fortune I now possess; and in this I am + saying what is perfectly true; as most of these gentlemen who are present + can fully testify. All that remains is to set out on our journey + to-morrow, for to-day we could not make much way; and for the rest of the + happy result I am looking forward to, I trust to God and the valour of + your heart." + </p> + <p> + So said the sprightly Dorothea, and on hearing her Don Quixote turned to + Sancho, and said to him, with an angry air, "I declare now, little Sancho, + thou art the greatest little villain in Spain. Say, thief and vagabond, + hast thou not just now told me that this princess had been turned into a + maiden called Dorothea, and that the head which I am persuaded I cut off + from a giant was the bitch that bore thee, and other nonsense that put me + in the greatest perplexity I have ever been in all my life? I vow" (and + here he looked to heaven and ground his teeth) "I have a mind to play the + mischief with thee, in a way that will teach sense for the future to all + lying squires of knights-errant in the world." + </p> + <p> + "Let your worship be calm, senor," returned Sancho, "for it may well be + that I have been mistaken as to the change of the lady princess + Micomicona; but as to the giant's head, or at least as to the piercing of + the wine-skins, and the blood being red wine, I make no mistake, as sure + as there is a God; because the wounded skins are there at the head of your + worship's bed, and the wine has made a lake of the room; if not you will + see when the eggs come to be fried; I mean when his worship the landlord + calls for all the damages: for the rest, I am heartily glad that her + ladyship the queen is as she was, for it concerns me as much as anyone." + </p> + <p> + "I tell thee again, Sancho, thou art a fool," said Don Quixote; "forgive + me, and that will do." + </p> + <p> + "That will do," said Don Fernando; "let us say no more about it; and as + her ladyship the princess proposes to set out to-morrow because it is too + late to-day, so be it, and we will pass the night in pleasant + conversation, and to-morrow we will all accompany Senor Don Quixote; for + we wish to witness the valiant and unparalleled achievements he is about + to perform in the course of this mighty enterprise which he has + undertaken." + </p> + <p> + "It is I who shall wait upon and accompany you," said Don Quixote; "and I + am much gratified by the favour that is bestowed upon me, and the good + opinion entertained of me, which I shall strive to justify or it shall + cost me my life, or even more, if it can possibly cost me more." + </p> + <p> + Many were the compliments and expressions of politeness that passed + between Don Quixote and Don Fernando; but they were brought to an end by a + traveller who at this moment entered the inn, and who seemed from his + attire to be a Christian lately come from the country of the Moors, for he + was dressed in a short-skirted coat of blue cloth with half-sleeves and + without a collar; his breeches were also of blue cloth, and his cap of the + same colour, and he wore yellow buskins and had a Moorish cutlass slung + from a baldric across his breast. Behind him, mounted upon an ass, there + came a woman dressed in Moorish fashion, with her face veiled and a scarf + on her head, and wearing a little brocaded cap, and a mantle that covered + her from her shoulders to her feet. The man was of a robust and + well-proportioned frame, in age a little over forty, rather swarthy in + complexion, with long moustaches and a full beard, and, in short, his + appearance was such that if he had been well dressed he would have been + taken for a person of quality and good birth. On entering he asked for a + room, and when they told him there was none in the inn he seemed + distressed, and approaching her who by her dress seemed to be a Moor, he took + her down from the saddle in his arms. Luscinda, Dorothea, the landlady, her + daughter and Maritornes, attracted by the strange, and to them entirely + new costume, gathered round her; and Dorothea, who was always kindly, + courteous, and quick-witted, perceiving that both she and the man who had + brought her were annoyed at not finding a room, said to her, "Do not be + put out, senora, by the discomfort and want of luxuries here, for it is + the way of road-side inns to be without them; still, if you will be + pleased to share our lodging with us (pointing to Luscinda) perhaps you + will have found worse accommodation in the course of your journey." + </p> + <p> + To this the veiled lady made no reply; all she did was to rise from her + seat, crossing her hands upon her bosom, bowing her head and bending her + body as a sign that she returned thanks. From her silence they concluded + that she must be a Moor and unable to speak a Christian tongue. + </p> + <p> + At this moment the captive came up, having been until now otherwise + engaged, and seeing that they all stood round his companion and that she + made no reply to what they addressed to her, he said, "Ladies, this damsel + hardly understands my language and can speak none but that of her own + country, for which reason she does not and cannot answer what has been + asked of her." + </p> + <p> + "Nothing has been asked of her," returned Luscinda; "she has only been + offered our company for this evening and a share of the quarters we + occupy, where she shall be made as comfortable as the circumstances allow, + with the good-will we are bound to show all strangers that stand in need + of it, especially if it be a woman to whom the service is rendered." + </p> + <p> + "On her part and my own, senora," replied the captive, "I kiss your hands, + and I esteem highly, as I ought, the favour you have offered, which, on + such an occasion and coming from persons of your appearance, is, it is + plain to see, a very great one." + </p> + <p> + "Tell me, senor," said Dorothea, "is this lady a Christian or a Moor? for + her dress and her silence lead us to imagine that she is what we could + wish she was not." + </p> + <p> + "In dress and outwardly," said he, "she is a Moor, but at heart she is a + thoroughly good Christian, for she has the greatest desire to become one." + </p> + <p> + "Then she has not been baptised?" returned Luscinda. + </p> + <p> + "There has been no opportunity for that," replied the captive, "since she + left Algiers, her native country and home; and up to the present she has + not found herself in any such imminent danger of death as to make it + necessary to baptise her before she has been instructed in all the + ceremonies our holy mother Church ordains; but, please God, ere long she + shall be baptised with the solemnity befitting her which is higher than + her dress or mine indicates." + </p> + <p> + By these words he excited a desire in all who heard him, to know who the + Moorish lady and the captive were, but no one liked to ask just then, + seeing that it was a fitter moment for helping them to rest themselves + than for questioning them about their lives. Dorothea took the Moorish + lady by the hand and leading her to a seat beside herself, requested her + to remove her veil. She looked at the captive as if to ask him what they + meant and what she was to do. He said to her in Arabic that they asked her + to take off her veil, and thereupon she removed it and disclosed a + countenance so lovely, that to Dorothea she seemed more beautiful than + Luscinda, and to Luscinda more beautiful than Dorothea, and all the + bystanders felt that if any beauty could compare with theirs it was the + Moorish lady's, and there were even those who were inclined to give it + somewhat the preference. And as it is the privilege and charm of beauty to + win the heart and secure good-will, all forthwith became eager to show + kindness and attention to the lovely Moor. + </p> + <p> + Don Fernando asked the captive what her name was, and he replied that it + was Lela Zoraida; but the instant she heard him, she guessed what the + Christian had asked, and said hastily, with some displeasure and energy, + "No, not Zoraida; Maria, Maria!" giving them to understand that she was + called "Maria" and not "Zoraida." These words, and the touching + earnestness with which she uttered them, drew more than one tear from some + of the listeners, particularly the women, who are by nature tender-hearted + and compassionate. Luscinda embraced her affectionately, saying, "Yes, + yes, Maria, Maria," to which the Moor replied, "Yes, yes, Maria; Zoraida + macange," which means "not Zoraida." + </p> + <p> + Night was now approaching, and by the orders of those who accompanied Don + Fernando the landlord had taken care and pains to prepare for them the + best supper that was in his power. The hour therefore having arrived they + all took their seats at a long table like a refectory one, for round or + square table there was none in the inn, and the seat of honour at the head + of it, though he was for refusing it, they assigned to Don Quixote, who + desired the lady Micomicona to place herself by his side, as he was her + protector. Luscinda and Zoraida took their places next her, opposite to + them were Don Fernando and Cardenio, and next the captive and the other + gentlemen, and by the side of the ladies, the curate and the barber. And + so they supped in high enjoyment, which was increased when they observed + Don Quixote leave off eating, and, moved by an impulse like that which + made him deliver himself at such length when he supped with the goatherds, + begin to address them: + </p> + <p> + "Verily, gentlemen, if we reflect upon it, great and marvellous are the + things they see, who make profession of the order of knight-errantry. Say, + what being is there in this world, who entering the gate of this castle at + this moment, and seeing us as we are here, would suppose or imagine us to + be what we are? Who would say that this lady who is beside me was the + great queen that we all know her to be, or that I am that Knight of the + Rueful Countenance, trumpeted far and wide by the mouth of Fame? Now, + there can be no doubt that this art and calling surpasses all those that + mankind has invented, and is the more deserving of being held in honour in + proportion as it is the more exposed to peril. Away with those who assert + that letters have the preeminence over arms; I will tell them, whosoever + they may be, that they know not what they say. For the reason which such + persons commonly assign, and upon which they chiefly rest, is, that the + labours of the mind are greater than those of the body, and that arms give + employment to the body alone; as if the calling were a porter's trade, for + which nothing more is required than sturdy strength; or as if, in what we + who profess them call arms, there were not included acts of vigour for the + execution of which high intelligence is requisite; or as if the soul of + the warrior, when he has an army, or the defence of a city under his care, + did not exert itself as much by mind as by body. Nay; see whether by + bodily strength it be possible to learn or divine the intentions of the + enemy, his plans, stratagems, or obstacles, or to ward off impending + mischief; for all these are the work of the mind, and in them the body has + no share whatever. Since, therefore, arms have need of the mind, as much + as letters, let us see now which of the two minds, that of the man of + letters or that of the warrior, has most to do; and this will be seen by + the end and goal that each seeks to attain; for that purpose is the more + estimable which has for its aim the nobler object. The end and goal of + letters—I am not speaking now of divine letters, the aim of which is + to raise and direct the soul to Heaven; for with an end so infinite no + other can be compared—I speak of human letters, the end of which is + to establish distributive justice, give to every man that which is his, + and see and take care that good laws are observed: an end undoubtedly + noble, lofty, and deserving of high praise, but not such as should be + given to that sought by arms, which have for their end and object peace, + the greatest boon that men can desire in this life. The first good news + the world and mankind received was that which the angels announced on the + night that was our day, when they sang in the air, 'Glory to God in the + highest, and peace on earth to men of good-will;' and the salutation which + the great Master of heaven and earth taught his disciples and chosen + followers when they entered any house, was to say, 'Peace be on this + house;' and many other times he said to them, 'My peace I give unto you, + my peace I leave you, peace be with you;' a jewel and a precious gift + given and left by such a hand: a jewel without which there can be no + happiness either on earth or in heaven. This peace is the true end of war; + and war is only another name for arms. This, then, being admitted, that + the end of war is peace, and that so far it has the advantage of the end + of letters, let us turn to the bodily labours of the man of letters, and + those of him who follows the profession of arms, and see which are the + greater." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote delivered his discourse in such a manner and in such correct + language, that for the time being he made it impossible for any of his + hearers to consider him a madman; on the contrary, as they were mostly + gentlemen, to whom arms are an appurtenance by birth, they listened to him + with great pleasure as he continued: "Here, then, I say is what the + student has to undergo; first of all poverty: not that all are poor, but + to put the case as strongly as possible: and when I have said that he + endures poverty, I think nothing more need be said about his hard fortune, + for he who is poor has no share of the good things of life. This poverty + he suffers from in various ways, hunger, or cold, or nakedness, or all + together; but for all that it is not so extreme but that he gets something + to eat, though it may be at somewhat unseasonable hours and from the + leavings of the rich; for the greatest misery of the student is what they + themselves call 'going out for soup,' and there is always some neighbour's + brazier or hearth for them, which, if it does not warm, at least tempers + the cold to them, and lastly, they sleep comfortably at night under a + roof. I will not go into other particulars, as for example want of shirts, + and no superabundance of shoes, thin and threadbare garments, and gorging + themselves to surfeit in their voracity when good luck has treated them to + a banquet of some sort. By this road that I have described, rough and + hard, stumbling here, falling there, getting up again to fall again, they + reach the rank they desire, and that once attained, we have seen many who + have passed these Syrtes and Scyllas and Charybdises, as if borne flying + on the wings of favouring fortune; we have seen them, I say, ruling and + governing the world from a chair, their hunger turned into satiety, their + cold into comfort, their nakedness into fine raiment, their sleep on a mat + into repose in holland and damask, the justly earned reward of their + virtue; but, contrasted and compared with what the warrior undergoes, all + they have undergone falls far short of it, as I am now about to show." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c37e" id="c37e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c37e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c37e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch38" id="ch38"></a>CHAPTER XXXVIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE CURIOUS DISCOURSE DON QUIXOTE DELIVERED ON ARMS AND + LETTERS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c38a" id="c38a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c38a.jpg (180K)" src="images/c38a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c38a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Continuing his discourse Don Quixote said: "As we began in the student's + case with poverty and its accompaniments, let us see now if the soldier is + richer, and we shall find that in poverty itself there is no one poorer; + for he is dependent on his miserable pay, which comes late or never, or + else on what he can plunder, seriously imperilling his life and + conscience; and sometimes his nakedness will be so great that a slashed + doublet serves him for uniform and shirt, and in the depth of winter he + has to defend himself against the inclemency of the weather in the open + field with nothing better than the breath of his mouth, which I need not + say, coming from an empty place, must come out cold, contrary to the laws + of nature. To be sure he looks forward to the approach of night to make up + for all these discomforts on the bed that awaits him, which, unless by + some fault of his, never sins by being over narrow, for he can easily + measure out on the ground as he likes, and roll himself about in it to his + heart's content without any fear of the sheets slipping away from him. + Then, after all this, suppose the day and hour for taking his degree in + his calling to have come; suppose the day of battle to have arrived, when + they invest him with the doctor's cap made of lint, to mend some + bullet-hole, perhaps, that has gone through his temples, or left him with + a crippled arm or leg. Or if this does not happen, and merciful Heaven + watches over him and keeps him safe and sound, it may be he will be in the + same poverty he was in before, and he must go through more engagements and + more battles, and come victorious out of all before he betters himself; + but miracles of that sort are seldom seen. For tell me, sirs, if you have + ever reflected upon it, by how much do those who have gained by war fall + short of the number of those who have perished in it? No doubt you will + reply that there can be no comparison, that the dead cannot be numbered, + while the living who have been rewarded may be summed up with three + figures. All which is the reverse in the case of men of letters; for by + skirts, to say nothing of sleeves, they all find means of support; so that + though the soldier has more to endure, his reward is much less. But + against all this it may be urged that it is easier to reward two thousand + soldiers, for the former may be remunerated by giving them places, which + must perforce be conferred upon men of their calling, while the latter can + only be recompensed out of the very property of the master they serve; but + this impossibility only strengthens my argument. + </p> + <p> + "Putting this, however, aside, for it is a puzzling question for which it + is difficult to find a solution, let us return to the superiority of arms + over letters, a matter still undecided, so many are the arguments put + forward on each side; for besides those I have mentioned, letters say that + without them arms cannot maintain themselves, for war, too, has its laws + and is governed by them, and laws belong to the domain of letters and men + of letters. To this arms make answer that without them laws cannot be + maintained, for by arms states are defended, kingdoms preserved, cities + protected, roads made safe, seas cleared of pirates; and, in short, if it + were not for them, states, kingdoms, monarchies, cities, ways by sea and + land would be exposed to the violence and confusion which war brings with + it, so long as it lasts and is free to make use of its privileges and + powers. And then it is plain that whatever costs most is valued and + deserves to be valued most. To attain to eminence in letters costs a man + time, watching, hunger, nakedness, headaches, indigestions, and other + things of the sort, some of which I have already referred to. But for a + man to come in the ordinary course of things to be a good soldier costs + him all the student suffers, and in an incomparably higher degree, for at + every step he runs the risk of losing his life. For what dread of want or + poverty that can reach or harass the student can compare with what the + soldier feels, who finds himself beleaguered in some stronghold mounting + guard in some ravelin or cavalier, knows that the enemy is pushing a mine + towards the post where he is stationed, and cannot under any circumstances + retire or fly from the imminent danger that threatens him? All he can do + is to inform his captain of what is going on so that he may try to remedy + it by a counter-mine, and then stand his ground in fear and expectation of + the moment when he will fly up to the clouds without wings and descend + into the deep against his will. And if this seems a trifling risk, let us + see whether it is equalled or surpassed by the encounter of two galleys + stem to stem, in the midst of the open sea, locked and entangled one with + the other, when the soldier has no more standing room than two feet of the + plank of the spur; and yet, though he sees before him threatening him as + many ministers of death as there are cannon of the foe pointed at him, not + a lance length from his body, and sees too that with the first heedless + step he will go down to visit the profundities of Neptune's bosom, still + with dauntless heart, urged on by honour that nerves him, he makes himself + a target for all that musketry, and struggles to cross that narrow path to + the enemy's ship. And what is still more marvellous, no sooner has one + gone down into the depths he will never rise from till the end of the + world, than another takes his place; and if he too falls into the sea that + waits for him like an enemy, another and another will succeed him without + a moment's pause between their deaths: courage and daring the greatest + that all the chances of war can show. Happy the blest ages that knew not + the dread fury of those devilish engines of artillery, whose inventor I am + persuaded is in hell receiving the reward of his diabolical invention, by + which he made it easy for a base and cowardly arm to take the life of a + gallant gentleman; and that, when he knows not how or whence, in the + height of the ardour and enthusiasm that fire and animate brave hearts, + there should come some random bullet, discharged perhaps by one who fled + in terror at the flash when he fired off his accursed machine, which in an + instant puts an end to the projects and cuts off the life of one who + deserved to live for ages to come. And thus when I reflect on this, I am + almost tempted to say that in my heart I repent of having adopted this + profession of knight-errant in so detestable an age as we live in now; for + though no peril can make me fear, still it gives me some uneasiness to + think that powder and lead may rob me of the opportunity of making myself + famous and renowned throughout the known earth by the might of my arm and + the edge of my sword. But Heaven's will be done; if I succeed in my + attempt I shall be all the more honoured, as I have faced greater dangers + than the knights-errant of yore exposed themselves to." + </p> + <p> + All this lengthy discourse Don Quixote delivered while the others supped, + forgetting to raise a morsel to his lips, though Sancho more than once + told him to eat his supper, as he would have time enough afterwards to say + all he wanted. It excited fresh pity in those who had heard him to see a + man of apparently sound sense, and with rational views on every subject he + discussed, so hopelessly wanting in all, when his wretched unlucky + chivalry was in question. The curate told him he was quite right in all he + had said in favour of arms, and that he himself, though a man of letters + and a graduate, was of the same opinion. + </p> + <p> + They finished their supper, the cloth was removed, and while the hostess, + her daughter, and Maritornes were getting Don Quixote of La Mancha's + garret ready, in which it was arranged that the women were to be quartered + by themselves for the night, Don Fernando begged the captive to tell them + the story of his life, for it could not fail to be strange and + interesting, to judge by the hints he had let fall on his arrival in + company with Zoraida. To this the captive replied that he would very + willingly yield to his request, only he feared his tale would not give + them as much pleasure as he wished; nevertheless, not to be wanting in + compliance, he would tell it. The curate and the others thanked him and + added their entreaties, and he finding himself so pressed said there was + no occasion ask, where a command had such weight, and added, "If your + worships will give me your attention you will hear a true story which, + perhaps, fictitious ones constructed with ingenious and studied art cannot + come up to." These words made them settle themselves in their places and + preserve a deep silence, and he seeing them waiting on his words in mute + expectation, began thus in a pleasant quiet voice. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c38e" id="c38e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c38e.jpg (18K)" src="images/c38e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch39" id="ch39"></a>CHAPTER XXXIX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHEREIN THE CAPTIVE RELATES HIS LIFE AND ADVENTURES + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c39a" id="c39a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c39a.jpg (137K)" src="images/c39a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c39a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + My family had its origin in a village in the mountains of Leon, and nature + had been kinder and more generous to it than fortune; though in the + general poverty of those communities my father passed for being even a + rich man; and he would have been so in reality had he been as clever in + preserving his property as he was in spending it. This tendency of his to + be liberal and profuse he had acquired from having been a soldier in his + youth, for the soldier's life is a school in which the niggard becomes + free-handed and the free-handed prodigal; and if any soldiers are to be + found who are misers, they are monsters of rare occurrence. My father went + beyond liberality and bordered on prodigality, a disposition by no means + advantageous to a married man who has children to succeed to his name and + position. My father had three, all sons, and all of sufficient age to make + choice of a profession. Finding, then, that he was unable to resist his + propensity, he resolved to divest himself of the instrument and cause of + his prodigality and lavishness, to divest himself of wealth, without which + Alexander himself would have seemed parsimonious; and so calling us all + three aside one day into a room, he addressed us in words somewhat to the + following effect: + </p> + <p> + "My sons, to assure you that I love you, no more need be known or said + than that you are my sons; and to encourage a suspicion that I do not love + you, no more is needed than the knowledge that I have no self-control as + far as preservation of your patrimony is concerned; therefore, that you + may for the future feel sure that I love you like a father, and have no + wish to ruin you like a stepfather, I propose to do with you what I have + for some time back meditated, and after mature deliberation decided upon. + You are now of an age to choose your line of life or at least make choice + of a calling that will bring you honour and profit when you are older; and + what I have resolved to do is to divide my property into four parts; three + I will give to you, to each his portion without making any difference, and + the other I will retain to live upon and support myself for whatever + remainder of life Heaven may be pleased to grant me. But I wish each of + you on taking possession of the share that falls to him to follow one of + the paths I shall indicate. In this Spain of ours there is a proverb, to + my mind very true—as they all are, being short aphorisms drawn from + long practical experience—and the one I refer to says, 'The church, + or the sea, or the king's house;' as much as to say, in plainer language, + whoever wants to flourish and become rich, let him follow the church, or + go to sea, adopting commerce as his calling, or go into the king's service + in his household, for they say, 'Better a king's crumb than a lord's + favour.' I say so because it is my will and pleasure that one of you + should follow letters, another trade, and the third serve the king in the + wars, for it is a difficult matter to gain admission to his service in his + household, and if war does not bring much wealth it confers great + distinction and fame. Eight days hence I will give you your full shares in + money, without defrauding you of a farthing, as you will see in the end. + Now tell me if you are willing to follow out my idea and advice as I have + laid it before you." + </p> + <p> + Having called upon me as the eldest to answer, I, after urging him not to + strip himself of his property but to spend it all as he pleased, for we + were young men able to gain our living, consented to comply with his + wishes, and said that mine were to follow the profession of arms and + thereby serve God and my king. My second brother having made the same + proposal, decided upon going to the Indies, embarking the portion that + fell to him in trade. The youngest, and in my opinion the wisest, said he + would rather follow the church, or go to complete his studies at + Salamanca. As soon as we had come to an understanding, and made choice of + our professions, my father embraced us all, and in the short time he + mentioned carried into effect all he had promised; and when he had given + to each his share, which as well as I remember was three thousand ducats + apiece in cash (for an uncle of ours bought the estate and paid for it + down, not to let it go out of the family), we all three on the same day + took leave of our good father; and at the same time, as it seemed to me + inhuman to leave my father with such scanty means in his old age, I + induced him to take two of my three thousand ducats, as the remainder + would be enough to provide me with all a soldier needed. My two brothers, + moved by my example, gave him each a thousand ducats, so that there was + left for my father four thousand ducats in money, besides three thousand, + the value of the portion that fell to him which he preferred to retain in + land instead of selling it. Finally, as I said, we took leave of him, and + of our uncle whom I have mentioned, not without sorrow and tears on both + sides, they charging us to let them know whenever an opportunity offered + how we fared, whether well or ill. We promised to do so, and when he had + embraced us and given us his blessing, one set out for Salamanca, the + other for Seville, and I for Alicante, where I had heard there was a + Genoese vessel taking in a cargo of wool for Genoa. + </p> + <p> + It is now some twenty-two years since I left my father's house, and all + that time, though I have written several letters, I have had no news + whatever of him or of my brothers; my own adventures during that period I + will now relate briefly. I embarked at Alicante, reached Genoa after a + prosperous voyage, and proceeded thence to Milan, where I provided myself + with arms and a few soldier's accoutrements; thence it was my intention to + go and take service in Piedmont, but as I was already on the road to + Alessandria della Paglia, I learned that the great Duke of Alva was on his + way to Flanders. I changed my plans, joined him, served under him in the + campaigns he made, was present at the deaths of the Counts Egmont and + Horn, and was promoted to be ensign under a famous captain of Guadalajara, + Diego de Urbina by name. Some time after my arrival in Flanders news came + of the league that his Holiness Pope Pius V of happy memory, had made with + Venice and Spain against the common enemy, the Turk, who had just then + with his fleet taken the famous island of Cyprus, which belonged to the + Venetians, a loss deplorable and disastrous. It was known as a fact that + the Most Serene Don John of Austria, natural brother of our good king Don + Philip, was coming as commander-in-chief of the allied forces, and rumours + were abroad of the vast warlike preparations which were being made, all + which stirred my heart and filled me with a longing to take part in the + campaign which was expected; and though I had reason to believe, and + almost certain promises, that on the first opportunity that presented + itself I should be promoted to be captain, I preferred to leave all and + betake myself, as I did, to Italy; and it was my good fortune that Don + John had just arrived at Genoa, and was going on to Naples to join the + Venetian fleet, as he afterwards did at Messina. I may say, in short, that + I took part in that glorious expedition, promoted by this time to be a + captain of infantry, to which honourable charge my good luck rather than + my merits raised me; and that day—so fortunate for Christendom, + because then all the nations of the earth were disabused of the error + under which they lay in imagining the Turks to be invincible on sea-on + that day, I say, on which the Ottoman pride and arrogance were broken, + among all that were there made happy (for the Christians who died that day + were happier than those who remained alive and victorious) I alone was + miserable; for, instead of some naval crown that I might have expected had + it been in Roman times, on the night that followed that famous day I found + myself with fetters on my feet and manacles on my hands. + </p> + <p> + It happened in this way: El Uchali, the king of Algiers, a daring and + successful corsair, having attacked and taken the leading Maltese galley + (only three knights being left alive in it, and they badly wounded), the + chief galley of John Andrea, on board of which I and my company were + placed, came to its relief, and doing as was bound to do in such a case, I + leaped on board the enemy's galley, which, sheering off from that which + had attacked it, prevented my men from following me, and so I found myself + alone in the midst of my enemies, who were in such numbers that I was + unable to resist; in short I was taken, covered with wounds; El Uchali, as + you know, sirs, made his escape with his entire squadron, and I was left a + prisoner in his power, the only sad being among so many filled with joy, + and the only captive among so many free; for there were fifteen thousand + Christians, all at the oar in the Turkish fleet, that regained their + longed-for liberty that day. + </p> + <p> + They carried me to Constantinople, where the Grand Turk, Selim, made my + master general at sea for having done his duty in the battle and carried + off as evidence of his bravery the standard of the Order of Malta. The + following year, which was the year seventy-two, I found myself at Navarino + rowing in the leading galley with the three lanterns. There I saw and + observed how the opportunity of capturing the whole Turkish fleet in + harbour was lost; for all the marines and janizzaries that belonged to it + made sure that they were about to be attacked inside the very harbour, and + had their kits and pasamaques, or shoes, ready to flee at once on shore + without waiting to be assailed, in so great fear did they stand of our + fleet. But Heaven ordered it otherwise, not for any fault or neglect of + the general who commanded on our side, but for the sins of Christendom, + and because it was God's will and pleasure that we should always have + instruments of punishment to chastise us. As it was, El Uchali took refuge + at Modon, which is an island near Navarino, and landing forces fortified + the mouth of the harbour and waited quietly until Don John retired. On + this expedition was taken the galley called the Prize, whose captain was a + son of the famous corsair Barbarossa. It was taken by the chief Neapolitan + galley called the She-wolf, commanded by that thunderbolt of war, that + father of his men, that successful and unconquered captain Don Alvaro de + Bazan, Marquis of Santa Cruz; and I cannot help telling you what took + place at the capture of the Prize. + </p> + <p> + The son of Barbarossa was so cruel, and treated his slaves so badly, that, + when those who were at the oars saw that the She-wolf galley was bearing + down upon them and gaining upon them, they all at once dropped their oars + and seized their captain who stood on the stage at the end of the gangway + shouting to them to row lustily; and passing him on from bench to bench, + from the poop to the prow, they so bit him that before he had got much + past the mast his soul had already got to hell; so great, as I said, was + the cruelty with which he treated them, and the hatred with which they + hated him. + </p> + <p> + We returned to Constantinople, and the following year, seventy-three, it + became known that Don John had seized Tunis and taken the kingdom from the + Turks, and placed Muley Hamet in possession, putting an end to the hopes + which Muley Hamida, the cruelest and bravest Moor in the world, + entertained of returning to reign there. The Grand Turk took the loss + greatly to heart, and with the cunning which all his race possess, he made + peace with the Venetians (who were much more eager for it than he was), + and the following year, seventy-four, he attacked the Goletta and the fort + which Don John had left half built near Tunis. While all these events were + occurring, I was labouring at the oar without any hope of freedom; at + least I had no hope of obtaining it by ransom, for I was firmly resolved + not to write to my father telling him of my misfortunes. At length the + Goletta fell, and the fort fell, before which places there were + seventy-five thousand regular Turkish soldiers, and more than four hundred + thousand Moors and Arabs from all parts of Africa, and in the train of all + this great host such munitions and engines of war, and so many pioneers + that with their hands they might have covered the Goletta and the fort + with handfuls of earth. The first to fall was the Goletta, until then + reckoned impregnable, and it fell, not by any fault of its defenders, who + did all that they could and should have done, but because experiment + proved how easily entrenchments could be made in the desert sand there; + for water used to be found at two palms depth, while the Turks found none + at two yards; and so by means of a quantity of sandbags they raised their + works so high that they commanded the walls of the fort, sweeping them as + if from a cavalier, so that no one was able to make a stand or maintain + the defence. + </p> + <p> + It was a common opinion that our men should not have shut themselves up in + the Goletta, but should have waited in the open at the landing-place; but + those who say so talk at random and with little knowledge of such matters; + for if in the Goletta and in the fort there were barely seven thousand + soldiers, how could such a small number, however resolute, sally out and + hold their own against numbers like those of the enemy? And how is it + possible to help losing a stronghold that is not relieved, above all when + surrounded by a host of determined enemies in their own country? But many + thought, and I thought so too, that it was special favour and mercy which + Heaven showed to Spain in permitting the destruction of that source and + hiding place of mischief, that devourer, sponge, and moth of countless + money, fruitlessly wasted there to no other purpose save preserving the + memory of its capture by the invincible Charles V; as if to make that + eternal, as it is and will be, these stones were needed to support it. The + fort also fell; but the Turks had to win it inch by inch, for the soldiers + who defended it fought so gallantly and stoutly that the number of the + enemy killed in twenty-two general assaults exceeded twenty-five thousand. + Of three hundred that remained alive not one was taken unwounded, a clear + and manifest proof of their gallantry and resolution, and how sturdily + they had defended themselves and held their post. A small fort or tower + which was in the middle of the lagoon under the command of Don Juan + Zanoguera, a Valencian gentleman and a famous soldier, capitulated upon + terms. They took prisoner Don Pedro Puertocarrero, commandant of the + Goletta, who had done all in his power to defend his fortress, and took + the loss of it so much to heart that he died of grief on the way to + Constantinople, where they were carrying him a prisoner. They also took + the commandant of the fort, Gabrio Cerbellon by name, a Milanese + gentleman, a great engineer and a very brave soldier. In these two + fortresses perished many persons of note, among whom was Pagano Doria, + knight of the Order of St. John, a man of generous disposition, as was + shown by his extreme liberality to his brother, the famous John Andrea + Doria; and what made his death the more sad was that he was slain by some + Arabs to whom, seeing that the fort was now lost, he entrusted himself, + and who offered to conduct him in the disguise of a Moor to Tabarca, a + small fort or station on the coast held by the Genoese employed in the + coral fishery. These Arabs cut off his head and carried it to the + commander of the Turkish fleet, who proved on them the truth of our + Castilian proverb, that "though the treason may please, the traitor is + hated;" for they say he ordered those who brought him the present to be + hanged for not having brought him alive. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c39b" id="c39b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c39b.jpg (371K)" src="images/c39b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c39b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Among the Christians who were taken in the fort was one named Don Pedro de + Aguilar, a native of some place, I know not what, in Andalusia, who had + been ensign in the fort, a soldier of great repute and rare intelligence, + who had in particular a special gift for what they call poetry. I say so + because his fate brought him to my galley and to my bench, and made him a + slave to the same master; and before we left the port this gentleman + composed two sonnets by way of epitaphs, one on the Goletta and the other + on the fort; indeed, I may as well repeat them, for I have them by heart, + and I think they will be liked rather than disliked. + </p> + <p> + The instant the captive mentioned the name of Don Pedro de Aguilar, Don + Fernando looked at his companions and they all three smiled; and when he + came to speak of the sonnets one of them said, "Before your worship + proceeds any further I entreat you to tell me what became of that Don + Pedro de Aguilar you have spoken of." + </p> + <p> + "All I know is," replied the captive, "that after having been in + Constantinople two years, he escaped in the disguise of an Arnaut, in + company with a Greek spy; but whether he regained his liberty or not I + cannot tell, though I fancy he did, because a year afterwards I saw the + Greek at Constantinople, though I was unable to ask him what the result of + the journey was." + </p> + <p> + "Well then, you are right," returned the gentleman, "for that Don Pedro is + my brother, and he is now in our village in good health, rich, married, + and with three children." + </p> + <p> + "Thanks be to God for all the mercies he has shown him," said the captive; + "for to my mind there is no happiness on earth to compare with recovering + lost liberty." + </p> + <p> + "And what is more," said the gentleman, "I know the sonnets my brother + made." + </p> + <p> + "Then let your worship repeat them," said the captive, "for you will + recite them better than I can." + </p> + <p> + "With all my heart," said the gentleman; "that on the Goletta runs thus." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c39e" id="c39e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c39e.jpg (38K)" src="images/c39e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch40" id="ch40"></a>CHAPTER XL. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE STORY OF THE CAPTIVE IS CONTINUED. + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c40a" id="c40a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c40a.jpg (131K)" src="images/c40a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c40a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +"Blest souls, that, from this mortal husk set free, + In guerdon of brave deeds beatified, + Above this lowly orb of ours abide +Made heirs of heaven and immortality, +With noble rage and ardour glowing ye + Your strength, while strength was yours, in battle plied, + And with your own blood and the foeman's dyed +The sandy soil and the encircling sea. +It was the ebbing life-blood first that failed +The weary arms; the stout hearts never quailed. + Though vanquished, yet ye earned the victor's crown: +Though mourned, yet still triumphant was your fall +For there ye won, between the sword and wall, + In Heaven glory and on earth renown." +</pre> + <p> + "That is it exactly, according to my recollection," said the captive. + </p> + <p> + "Well then, that on the fort," said the gentleman, "if my memory serves + me, goes thus: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +SONNET + +"Up from this wasted soil, this shattered shell, + Whose walls and towers here in ruin lie, + Three thousand soldier souls took wing on high, +In the bright mansions of the blest to dwell. +The onslaught of the foeman to repel + By might of arm all vainly did they try, + And when at length 'twas left them but to die, +Wearied and few the last defenders fell. +And this same arid soil hath ever been +A haunt of countless mournful memories, + As well in our day as in days of yore. +But never yet to Heaven it sent, I ween, +From its hard bosom purer souls than these, + Or braver bodies on its surface bore." +</pre> + <p> + The sonnets were not disliked, and the captive was rejoiced at the tidings + they gave him of his comrade, and continuing his tale, he went on to say: + </p> + <p> + The Goletta and the fort being thus in their hands, the Turks gave orders + to dismantle the Goletta—for the fort was reduced to such a state + that there was nothing left to level—and to do the work more quickly + and easily they mined it in three places; but nowhere were they able to + blow up the part which seemed to be the least strong, that is to say, the + old walls, while all that remained standing of the new fortifications that + the Fratin had made came to the ground with the greatest ease. Finally the + fleet returned victorious and triumphant to Constantinople, and a few + months later died my master, El Uchali, otherwise Uchali Fartax, which + means in Turkish "the scabby renegade;" for that he was; it is the + practice with the Turks to name people from some defect or virtue they may + possess; the reason being that there are among them only four surnames + belonging to families tracing their descent from the Ottoman house, and + the others, as I have said, take their names and surnames either from + bodily blemishes or moral qualities. This "scabby one" rowed at the oar as + a slave of the Grand Signor's for fourteen years, and when over + thirty-four years of age, in resentment at having been struck by a Turk + while at the oar, turned renegade and renounced his faith in order to be + able to revenge himself; and such was his valour that, without owing his + advancement to the base ways and means by which most favourites of the + Grand Signor rise to power, he came to be king of Algiers, and afterwards + general-on-sea, which is the third place of trust in the realm. He was a + Calabrian by birth, and a worthy man morally, and he treated his slaves + with great humanity. He had three thousand of them, and after his death + they were divided, as he directed by his will, between the Grand Signor + (who is heir of all who die and shares with the children of the deceased) + and his renegades. I fell to the lot of a Venetian renegade who, when a + cabin boy on board a ship, had been taken by Uchali and was so much + beloved by him that he became one of his most favoured youths. He came to + be the most cruel renegade I ever saw: his name was Hassan Aga, and he + grew very rich and became king of Algiers. With him I went there from + Constantinople, rather glad to be so near Spain, not that I intended to + write to anyone about my unhappy lot, but to try if fortune would be + kinder to me in Algiers than in Constantinople, where I had attempted in a + thousand ways to escape without ever finding a favourable time or chance; + but in Algiers I resolved to seek for other means of effecting the purpose + I cherished so dearly; for the hope of obtaining my liberty never deserted + me; and when in my plots and schemes and attempts the result did not + answer my expectations, without giving way to despair I immediately began + to look out for or conjure up some new hope to support me, however faint + or feeble it might be. + </p> + <p> + In this way I lived on immured in a building or prison called by the Turks + a bano in which they confine the Christian captives, as well those that + are the king's as those belonging to private individuals, and also what + they call those of the Almacen, which is as much as to say the slaves of + the municipality, who serve the city in the public works and other + employments; but captives of this kind recover their liberty with great + difficulty, for, as they are public property and have no particular + master, there is no one with whom to treat for their ransom, even though + they may have the means. To these banos, as I have said, some private + individuals of the town are in the habit of bringing their captives, + especially when they are to be ransomed; because there they can keep them + in safety and comfort until their ransom arrives. The king's captives + also, that are on ransom, do not go out to work with the rest of the crew, + unless when their ransom is delayed; for then, to make them write for it + more pressingly, they compel them to work and go for wood, which is no + light labour. + </p> + <p> + I, however, was one of those on ransom, for when it was discovered that I + was a captain, although I declared my scanty means and want of fortune, + nothing could dissuade them from including me among the gentlemen and + those waiting to be ransomed. They put a chain on me, more as a mark of + this than to keep me safe, and so I passed my life in that bano with + several other gentlemen and persons of quality marked out as held to + ransom; but though at times, or rather almost always, we suffered from + hunger and scanty clothing, nothing distressed us so much as hearing and + seeing at every turn the unexampled and unheard-of cruelties my master + inflicted upon the Christians. Every day he hanged a man, impaled one, cut + off the ears of another; and all with so little provocation, or so + entirely without any, that the Turks acknowledged he did it merely for the + sake of doing it, and because he was by nature murderously disposed + towards the whole human race. The only one that fared at all well with him + was a Spanish soldier, something de Saavedra by name, to whom he never + gave a blow himself, or ordered a blow to be given, or addressed a hard + word, although he had done things that will dwell in the memory of the + people there for many a year, and all to recover his liberty; and for the + least of the many things he did we all dreaded that he would be impaled, + and he himself was in fear of it more than once; and only that time does + not allow, I could tell you now something of what that soldier did, that + would interest and astonish you much more than the narration of my own + tale. + </p> + <p> + To go on with my story; the courtyard of our prison was overlooked by the + windows of the house belonging to a wealthy Moor of high position; and + these, as is usual in Moorish houses, were rather loopholes than windows, + and besides were covered with thick and close lattice-work. It so + happened, then, that as I was one day on the terrace of our prison with + three other comrades, trying, to pass away the time, how far we could leap + with our chains, we being alone, for all the other Christians had gone out + to work, I chanced to raise my eyes, and from one of these little closed + windows I saw a reed appear with a cloth attached to the end of it, and it + kept waving to and fro, and moving as if making signs to us to come and + take it. We watched it, and one of those who were with me went and stood + under the reed to see whether they would let it drop, or what they would + do, but as he did so the reed was raised and moved from side to side, as + if they meant to say "no" by a shake of the head. The Christian came back, + and it was again lowered, making the same movements as before. Another of + my comrades went, and with him the same happened as with the first, and + then the third went forward, but with the same result as the first and + second. Seeing this I did not like not to try my luck, and as soon as I + came under the reed it was dropped and fell inside the bano at my feet. I + hastened to untie the cloth, in which I perceived a knot, and in this were + ten cianis, which are coins of base gold, current among the Moors, and + each worth ten reals of our money. + </p> + <p> + It is needless to say I rejoiced over this godsend, and my joy was not + less than my wonder as I strove to imagine how this good fortune could + have come to us, but to me specially; for the evident unwillingness to + drop the reed for any but me showed that it was for me the favour was + intended. I took my welcome money, broke the reed, and returned to the + terrace, and looking up at the window, I saw a very white hand put out + that opened and shut very quickly. From this we gathered or fancied that + it must be some woman living in that house that had done us this kindness, + and to show that we were grateful for it, we made salaams after the + fashion of the Moors, bowing the head, bending the body, and crossing the + arms on the breast. Shortly afterwards at the same window a small cross + made of reeds was put out and immediately withdrawn. This sign led us to + believe that some Christian woman was a captive in the house, and that it + was she who had been so good to us; but the whiteness of the hand and the + bracelets we had perceived made us dismiss that idea, though we thought it + might be one of the Christian renegades whom their masters very often take + as lawful wives, and gladly, for they prefer them to the women of their + own nation. In all our conjectures we were wide of the truth; so from that + time forward our sole occupation was watching and gazing at the window + where the cross had appeared to us, as if it were our pole-star; but at + least fifteen days passed without our seeing either it or the hand, or any + other sign and though meanwhile we endeavoured with the utmost pains to + ascertain who it was that lived in the house, and whether there were any + Christian renegade in it, nobody could ever tell us anything more than + that he who lived there was a rich Moor of high position, Hadji Morato by + name, formerly alcaide of La Pata, an office of high dignity among them. + But when we least thought it was going to rain any more cianis from that + quarter, we saw the reed suddenly appear with another cloth tied in a + larger knot attached to it, and this at a time when, as on the former + occasion, the bano was deserted and unoccupied. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c40b" id="c40b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c40b.jpg (288K)" src="images/c40b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c40b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + We made trial as before, each of the same three going forward before I + did; but the reed was delivered to none but me, and on my approach it was + let drop. I untied the knot and I found forty Spanish gold crowns with a + paper written in Arabic, and at the end of the writing there was a large + cross drawn. I kissed the cross, took the crowns and returned to the + terrace, and we all made our salaams; again the hand appeared, I made + signs that I would read the paper, and then the window was closed. We were + all puzzled, though filled with joy at what had taken place; and as none + of us understood Arabic, great was our curiosity to know what the paper + contained, and still greater the difficulty of finding some one to read + it. At last I resolved to confide in a renegade, a native of Murcia, who + professed a very great friendship for me, and had given pledges that bound + him to keep any secret I might entrust to him; for it is the custom with + some renegades, when they intend to return to Christian territory, to + carry about them certificates from captives of mark testifying, in + whatever form they can, that such and such a renegade is a worthy man who + has always shown kindness to Christians, and is anxious to escape on the + first opportunity that may present itself. Some obtain these testimonials + with good intentions, others put them to a cunning use; for when they go + to pillage on Christian territory, if they chance to be cast away, or + taken prisoners, they produce their certificates and say that from these + papers may be seen the object they came for, which was to remain on + Christian ground, and that it was to this end they joined the Turks in + their foray. In this way they escape the consequences of the first + outburst and make their peace with the Church before it does them any + harm, and then when they have the chance they return to Barbary to become + what they were before. Others, however, there are who procure these papers + and make use of them honestly, and remain on Christian soil. This friend + of mine, then, was one of these renegades that I have described; he had + certificates from all our comrades, in which we testified in his favour as + strongly as we could; and if the Moors had found the papers they would + have burned him alive. + </p> + <p> + I knew that he understood Arabic very well, and could not only speak but + also write it; but before I disclosed the whole matter to him, I asked him + to read for me this paper which I had found by accident in a hole in my + cell. He opened it and remained some time examining it and muttering to + himself as he translated it. I asked him if he understood it, and he told + me he did perfectly well, and that if I wished him to tell me its meaning + word for word, I must give him pen and ink that he might do it more + satisfactorily. We at once gave him what he required, and he set about + translating it bit by bit, and when he had done he said: + </p> + <p> + "All that is here in Spanish is what the Moorish paper contains, and you + must bear in mind that when it says 'Lela Marien' it means 'Our Lady the + Virgin Mary.'" + </p> + <p> + We read the paper and it ran thus: + </p> + <p> + "When I was a child my father had a slave who taught me to pray the + Christian prayer in my own language, and told me many things about Lela + Marien. The Christian died, and I know that she did not go to the fire, + but to Allah, because since then I have seen her twice, and she told me to + go to the land of the Christians to see Lela Marien, who had great love + for me. I know not how to go. I have seen many Christians, but except + thyself none has seemed to me to be a gentleman. I am young and beautiful, + and have plenty of money to take with me. See if thou canst contrive how + we may go, and if thou wilt thou shalt be my husband there, and if thou + wilt not it will not distress me, for Lela Marien will find me some one to + marry me. I myself have written this: have a care to whom thou givest it + to read: trust no Moor, for they are all perfidious. I am greatly troubled + on this account, for I would not have thee confide in anyone, because if + my father knew it he would at once fling me down a well and cover me with + stones. I will put a thread to the reed; tie the answer to it, and if thou + hast no one to write for thee in Arabic, tell it to me by signs, for Lela + Marien will make me understand thee. She and Allah and this cross, which I + often kiss as the captive bade me, protect thee." + </p> + <p> + Judge, sirs, whether we had reason for surprise and joy at the words of + this paper; and both one and the other were so great, that the renegade + perceived that the paper had not been found by chance, but had been in + reality addressed to some one of us, and he begged us, if what he + suspected were the truth, to trust him and tell him all, for he would risk + his life for our freedom; and so saying he took out from his breast a + metal crucifix, and with many tears swore by the God the image + represented, in whom, sinful and wicked as he was, he truly and faithfully + believed, to be loyal to us and keep secret whatever we chose to reveal to + him; for he thought and almost foresaw that by means of her who had + written that paper, he and all of us would obtain our liberty, and he + himself obtain the object he so much desired, his restoration to the bosom + of the Holy Mother Church, from which by his own sin and ignorance he was + now severed like a corrupt limb. The renegade said this with so many tears + and such signs of repentance, that with one consent we all agreed to tell + him the whole truth of the matter, and so we gave him a full account of + all, without hiding anything from him. We pointed out to him the window at + which the reed appeared, and he by that means took note of the house, and + resolved to ascertain with particular care who lived in it. We agreed also + that it would be advisable to answer the Moorish lady's letter, and the + renegade without a moment's delay took down the words I dictated to him, + which were exactly what I shall tell you, for nothing of importance that + took place in this affair has escaped my memory, or ever will while life + lasts. This, then, was the answer returned to the Moorish lady: + </p> + <p> + "The true Allah protect thee, Lady, and that blessed Marien who is the + true mother of God, and who has put it into thy heart to go to the land of + the Christians, because she loves thee. Entreat her that she be pleased to + show thee how thou canst execute the command she gives thee, for she will, + such is her goodness. On my own part, and on that of all these Christians + who are with me, I promise to do all that we can for thee, even to death. + Fail not to write to me and inform me what thou dost mean to do, and I + will always answer thee; for the great Allah has given us a Christian + captive who can speak and write thy language well, as thou mayest see by + this paper; without fear, therefore, thou canst inform us of all thou + wouldst. As to what thou sayest, that if thou dost reach the land of the + Christians thou wilt be my wife, I give thee my promise upon it as a good + Christian; and know that the Christians keep their promises better than + the Moors. Allah and Marien his mother watch over thee, my Lady." + </p> + <p> + The paper being written and folded I waited two days until the bano was + empty as before, and immediately repaired to the usual walk on the terrace + to see if there were any sign of the reed, which was not long in making + its appearance. As soon as I saw it, although I could not distinguish who + put it out, I showed the paper as a sign to attach the thread, but it was + already fixed to the reed, and to it I tied the paper; and shortly + afterwards our star once more made its appearance with the white flag of + peace, the little bundle. It was dropped, and I picked it up, and found in + the cloth, in gold and silver coins of all sorts, more than fifty crowns, + which fifty times more strengthened our joy and doubled our hope of + gaining our liberty. That very night our renegade returned and said he had + learned that the Moor we had been told of lived in that house, that his + name was Hadji Morato, that he was enormously rich, that he had one only + daughter the heiress of all his wealth, and that it was the general + opinion throughout the city that she was the most beautiful woman in + Barbary, and that several of the viceroys who came there had sought her + for a wife, but that she had been always unwilling to marry; and he had + learned, moreover, that she had a Christian slave who was now dead; all + which agreed with the contents of the paper. We immediately took counsel + with the renegade as to what means would have to be adopted in order to + carry off the Moorish lady and bring us all to Christian territory; and in + the end it was agreed that for the present we should wait for a second + communication from Zoraida (for that was the name of her who now desires + to be called Maria), because we saw clearly that she and no one else could + find a way out of all these difficulties. When we had decided upon this + the renegade told us not to be uneasy, for he would lose his life or + restore us to liberty. For four days the bano was filled with people, for + which reason the reed delayed its appearance for four days, but at the end + of that time, when the bano was, as it generally was, empty, it appeared + with the cloth so bulky that it promised a happy birth. Reed and cloth + came down to me, and I found another paper and a hundred crowns in gold, + without any other coin. The renegade was present, and in our cell we gave + him the paper to read, which was to this effect: + </p> + <p> + "I cannot think of a plan, senor, for our going to Spain, nor has Lela + Marien shown me one, though I have asked her. All that can be done is for + me to give you plenty of money in gold from this window. With it ransom + yourself and your friends, and let one of you go to the land of the + Christians, and there buy a vessel and come back for the others; and he + will find me in my father's garden, which is at the Babazon gate near the + seashore, where I shall be all this summer with my father and my servants. + You can carry me away from there by night without any danger, and bring me + to the vessel. And remember thou art to be my husband, else I will pray to + Marien to punish thee. If thou canst not trust anyone to go for the + vessel, ransom thyself and do thou go, for I know thou wilt return more + surely than any other, as thou art a gentleman and a Christian. Endeavour + to make thyself acquainted with the garden; and when I see thee walking + yonder I shall know that the bano is empty and I will give thee abundance + of money. Allah protect thee, senor." + </p> + <p> + These were the words and contents of the second paper, and on hearing + them, each declared himself willing to be the ransomed one, and promised + to go and return with scrupulous good faith; and I too made the same + offer; but to all this the renegade objected, saying that he would not on + any account consent to one being set free before all went together, as + experience had taught him how ill those who have been set free keep + promises which they made in captivity; for captives of distinction + frequently had recourse to this plan, paying the ransom of one who was to + go to Valencia or Majorca with money to enable him to arm a bark and + return for the others who had ransomed him, but who never came back; for + recovered liberty and the dread of losing it again efface from the memory + all the obligations in the world. And to prove the truth of what he said, + he told us briefly what had happened to a certain Christian gentleman + almost at that very time, the strangest case that had ever occurred even + there, where astonishing and marvellous things are happening every + instant. In short, he ended by saying that what could and ought to be done + was to give the money intended for the ransom of one of us Christians to + him, so that he might with it buy a vessel there in Algiers under the + pretence of becoming a merchant and trader at Tetuan and along the coast; + and when master of the vessel, it would be easy for him to hit on some way + of getting us all out of the bano and putting us on board; especially if + the Moorish lady gave, as she said, money enough to ransom all, because + once free it would be the easiest thing in the world for us to embark even + in open day; but the greatest difficulty was that the Moors do not allow + any renegade to buy or own any craft, unless it be a large vessel for + going on roving expeditions, because they are afraid that anyone who buys + a small vessel, especially if he be a Spaniard, only wants it for the + purpose of escaping to Christian territory. This however he could get over + by arranging with a Tagarin Moor to go shares with him in the purchase of + the vessel, and in the profit on the cargo; and under cover of this he + could become master of the vessel, in which case he looked upon all the + rest as accomplished. But though to me and my comrades it had seemed a + better plan to send to Majorca for the vessel, as the Moorish lady + suggested, we did not dare to oppose him, fearing that if we did not do as + he said he would denounce us, and place us in danger of losing all our + lives if he were to disclose our dealings with Zoraida, for whose life we + would have all given our own. We therefore resolved to put ourselves in + the hands of God and in the renegade's; and at the same time an answer was + given to Zoraida, telling her that we would do all she recommended, for + she had given as good advice as if Lela Marien had delivered it, and that + it depended on her alone whether we were to defer the business or put it + in execution at once. I renewed my promise to be her husband; and thus the + next day that the bano chanced to be empty she at different times gave us + by means of the reed and cloth two thousand gold crowns and a paper in + which she said that the next Juma, that is to say Friday, she was going to + her father's garden, but that before she went she would give us more + money; and if it were not enough we were to let her know, as she would + give us as much as we asked, for her father had so much he would not miss + it, and besides she kept all the keys. + </p> + <p> + We at once gave the renegade five hundred crowns to buy the vessel, and + with eight hundred I ransomed myself, giving the money to a Valencian + merchant who happened to be in Algiers at the time, and who had me + released on his word, pledging it that on the arrival of the first ship + from Valencia he would pay my ransom; for if he had given the money at + once it would have made the king suspect that my ransom money had been for + a long time in Algiers, and that the merchant had for his own advantage + kept it secret. In fact my master was so difficult to deal with that I + dared not on any account pay down the money at once. The Thursday before + the Friday on which the fair Zoraida was to go to the garden she gave us a + thousand crowns more, and warned us of her departure, begging me, if I + were ransomed, to find out her father's garden at once, and by all means + to seek an opportunity of going there to see her. I answered in a few + words that I would do so, and that she must remember to commend us to Lela + Marien with all the prayers the captive had taught her. This having been + done, steps were taken to ransom our three comrades, so as to enable them + to quit the bano, and lest, seeing me ransomed and themselves not, though + the money was forthcoming, they should make a disturbance about it and the + devil should prompt them to do something that might injure Zoraida; for + though their position might be sufficient to relieve me from this + apprehension, nevertheless I was unwilling to run any risk in the matter; + and so I had them ransomed in the same way as I was, handing over all the + money to the merchant so that he might with safety and confidence give + security; without, however, confiding our arrangement and secret to him, + which might have been dangerous. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c40e" id="c40e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c40e.jpg (34K)" src="images/c40e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch41" id="ch41"></a>CHAPTER XLI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE CAPTIVE STILL CONTINUES HIS ADVENTURES + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c41a" id="c41a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41a.jpg (106K)" src="images/c41a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Before fifteen days were over our renegade had already purchased an + excellent vessel with room for more than thirty persons; and to make the + transaction safe and lend a colour to it, he thought it well to make, as + he did, a voyage to a place called Shershel, twenty leagues from Algiers + on the Oran side, where there is an extensive trade in dried figs. Two or + three times he made this voyage in company with the Tagarin already + mentioned. The Moors of Aragon are called Tagarins in Barbary, and those + of Granada Mudejars; but in the Kingdom of Fez they call the Mudejars + Elches, and they are the people the king chiefly employs in war. To + proceed: every time he passed with his vessel he anchored in a cove that + was not two crossbow shots from the garden where Zoraida was waiting; and + there the renegade, together with the two Moorish lads that rowed, used + purposely to station himself, either going through his prayers, or else + practising as a part what he meant to perform in earnest. And thus he + would go to Zoraida's garden and ask for fruit, which her father gave him, + not knowing him; but though, as he afterwards told me, he sought to speak + to Zoraida, and tell her who he was, and that by my orders he was to take + her to the land of the Christians, so that she might feel satisfied and + easy, he had never been able to do so; for the Moorish women do not allow + themselves to be seen by any Moor or Turk, unless their husband or father + bid them: with Christian captives they permit freedom of intercourse and + communication, even more than might be considered proper. But for my part + I should have been sorry if he had spoken to her, for perhaps it might + have alarmed her to find her affairs talked of by renegades. But God, who + ordered it otherwise, afforded no opportunity for our renegade's + well-meant purpose; and he, seeing how safely he could go to Shershel and + return, and anchor when and how and where he liked, and that the Tagarin + his partner had no will but his, and that, now I was ransomed, all we + wanted was to find some Christians to row, told me to look out for any I + should he willing to take with me, over and above those who had been + ransomed, and to engage them for the next Friday, which he fixed upon for + our departure. On this I spoke to twelve Spaniards, all stout rowers, and + such as could most easily leave the city; but it was no easy matter to + find so many just then, because there were twenty ships out on a cruise + and they had taken all the rowers with them; and these would not have been + found were it not that their master remained at home that summer without + going to sea in order to finish a galliot that he had upon the stocks. To + these men I said nothing more than that the next Friday in the evening + they were to come out stealthily one by one and hang about Hadji Morato's + garden, waiting for me there until I came. These directions I gave each + one separately, with orders that if they saw any other Christians there + they were not to say anything to them except that I had directed them to + wait at that spot. + </p> + <p> + This preliminary having been settled, another still more necessary step + had to be taken, which was to let Zoraida know how matters stood that she + might be prepared and forewarned, so as not to be taken by surprise if we + were suddenly to seize upon her before she thought the Christians' vessel + could have returned. I determined, therefore, to go to the garden and try + if I could speak to her; and the day before my departure I went there + under the pretence of gathering herbs. The first person I met was her + father, who addressed me in the language that all over Barbary and even in + Constantinople is the medium between captives and Moors, and is neither + Morisco nor Castilian, nor of any other nation, but a mixture of all + languages, by means of which we can all understand one another. In this + sort of language, I say, he asked me what I wanted in his garden, and to + whom I belonged. I replied that I was a slave of the Arnaut Mami (for I + knew as a certainty that he was a very great friend of his), and that I + wanted some herbs to make a salad. He asked me then whether I were on + ransom or not, and what my master demanded for me. While these questions + and answers were proceeding, the fair Zoraida, who had already perceived + me some time before, came out of the house in the garden, and as Moorish + women are by no means particular about letting themselves be seen by + Christians, or, as I have said before, at all coy, she had no hesitation + in coming to where her father stood with me; moreover her father, seeing + her approaching slowly, called to her to come. It would be beyond my power + now to describe to you the great beauty, the high-bred air, the brilliant + attire of my beloved Zoraida as she presented herself before my eyes. I + will content myself with saying that more pearls hung from her fair neck, + her ears, and her hair than she had hairs on her head. On her ankles, + which as is customary were bare, she had carcajes (for so bracelets or + anklets are called in Morisco) of the purest gold, set with so many + diamonds that she told me afterwards her father valued them at ten + thousand doubloons, and those she had on her wrists were worth as much + more. The pearls were in profusion and very fine, for the highest display + and adornment of the Moorish women is decking themselves with rich pearls + and seed-pearls; and of these there are therefore more among the Moors + than among any other people. Zoraida's father had to the reputation of + possessing a great number, and the purest in all Algiers, and of + possessing also more than two hundred thousand Spanish crowns; and she, + who is now mistress of me only, was mistress of all this. Whether thus + adorned she would have been beautiful or not, and what she must have been + in her prosperity, may be imagined from the beauty remaining to her after + so many hardships; for, as everyone knows, the beauty of some women has + its times and its seasons, and is increased or diminished by chance + causes; and naturally the emotions of the mind will heighten or impair it, + though indeed more frequently they totally destroy it. In a word she + presented herself before me that day attired with the utmost splendour, + and supremely beautiful; at any rate, she seemed to me the most beautiful + object I had ever seen; and when, besides, I thought of all I owed to her + I felt as though I had before me some heavenly being come to earth to + bring me relief and happiness. + </p> + <p> + As she approached her father told her in his own language that I was a + captive belonging to his friend the Arnaut Mami, and that I had come for + salad. + </p> + <p> + She took up the conversation, and in that mixture of tongues I have spoken + of she asked me if I was a gentleman, and why I was not ransomed. + </p> + <p> + I answered that I was already ransomed, and that by the price it might be + seen what value my master set on me, as they had given one thousand five + hundred zoltanis for me; to which she replied, "Hadst thou been my + father's, I can tell thee, I would not have let him part with thee for + twice as much, for you Christians always tell lies about yourselves and + make yourselves out poor to cheat the Moors." + </p> + <p> + "That may be, lady," said I; "but indeed I dealt truthfully with my + master, as I do and mean to do with everybody in the world." + </p> + <p> + "And when dost thou go?" said Zoraida. + </p> + <p> + "To-morrow, I think," said I, "for there is a vessel here from France + which sails to-morrow, and I think I shall go in her." + </p> + <p> + "Would it not be better," said Zoraida, "to wait for the arrival of ships + from Spain and go with them and not with the French who are not your + friends?" + </p> + <p> + "No," said I; "though if there were intelligence that a vessel were now + coming from Spain it is true I might, perhaps, wait for it; however, it is + more likely I shall depart to-morrow, for the longing I feel to return to + my country and to those I love is so great that it will not allow me to + wait for another opportunity, however more convenient, if it be delayed." + </p> + <p> + "No doubt thou art married in thine own country," said Zoraida, "and for + that reason thou art anxious to go and see thy wife." + </p> + <p> + "I am not married," I replied, "but I have given my promise to marry on my + arrival there." + </p> + <p> + "And is the lady beautiful to whom thou hast given it?" said Zoraida. + </p> + <p> + "So beautiful," said I, "that, to describe her worthily and tell thee the + truth, she is very like thee." + </p> + <p> + At this her father laughed very heartily and said, "By Allah, Christian, + she must be very beautiful if she is like my daughter, who is the most + beautiful woman in all this kingdom: only look at her well and thou wilt + see I am telling the truth." + </p> + <p> + Zoraida's father as the better linguist helped to interpret most of these + words and phrases, for though she spoke the bastard language, that, as I + have said, is employed there, she expressed her meaning more by signs than + by words. + </p> + <p> + While we were still engaged in this conversation, a Moor came running up, + exclaiming that four Turks had leaped over the fence or wall of the + garden, and were gathering the fruit though it was not yet ripe. The old + man was alarmed and Zoraida too, for the Moors commonly, and, so to speak, + instinctively have a dread of the Turks, but particularly of the soldiers, + who are so insolent and domineering to the Moors who are under their power + that they treat them worse than if they were their slaves. Her father said + to Zoraida, "Daughter, retire into the house and shut thyself in while I + go and speak to these dogs; and thou, Christian, pick thy herbs, and go in + peace, and Allah bring thee safe to thy own country." + </p> + <p> + I bowed, and he went away to look for the Turks, leaving me alone with + Zoraida, who made as if she were about to retire as her father bade her; + but the moment he was concealed by the trees of the garden, turning to me + with her eyes full of tears she said, "Tameji, cristiano, tameji?" that is + to say, "Art thou going, Christian, art thou going?" + </p> + <p> + I made answer, "Yes, lady, but not without thee, come what may: be on the + watch for me on the next Juma, and be not alarmed when thou seest us; for + most surely we shall go to the land of the Christians." + </p> + <p> + This I said in such a way that she understood perfectly all that passed + between us, and throwing her arm round my neck she began with feeble steps + to move towards the house; but as fate would have it (and it might have + been very unfortunate if Heaven had not otherwise ordered it), just as we + were moving on in the manner and position I have described, with her arm + round my neck, her father, as he returned after having sent away the + Turks, saw how we were walking and we perceived that he saw us; but + Zoraida, ready and quickwitted, took care not to remove her arm from my + neck, but on the contrary drew closer to me and laid her head on my + breast, bending her knees a little and showing all the signs and tokens of + fainting, while I at the same time made it seem as though I were + supporting her against my will. Her father came running up to where we + were, and seeing his daughter in this state asked what was the matter with + her; she, however, giving no answer, he said, "No doubt she has fainted in + alarm at the entrance of those dogs," and taking her from mine he drew her + to his own breast, while she sighing, her eyes still wet with tears, said + again, "Ameji, cristiano, ameji"—"Go, Christian, go." To this her + father replied, "There is no need, daughter, for the Christian to go, for + he has done thee no harm, and the Turks have now gone; feel no alarm, + there is nothing to hurt thee, for as I say, the Turks at my request have + gone back the way they came." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41b" id="c41b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41b.jpg (320K)" src="images/c41b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It was they who terrified her, as thou hast said, senor," said I to her + father; "but since she tells me to go, I have no wish to displease her: + peace be with thee, and with thy leave I will come back to this garden for + herbs if need be, for my master says there are nowhere better herbs for + salad than here." + </p> + <p> + "Come back for any thou hast need of," replied Hadji Morato; "for my + daughter does not speak thus because she is displeased with thee or any + Christian: she only meant that the Turks should go, not thou; or that it + was time for thee to look for thy herbs." + </p> + <p> + With this I at once took my leave of both; and she, looking as though her + heart were breaking, retired with her father. While pretending to look for + herbs I made the round of the garden at my ease, and studied carefully all + the approaches and outlets, and the fastenings of the house and everything + that could be taken advantage of to make our task easy. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41c" id="c41c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41c.jpg (326K)" src="images/c41c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Having done so I went and gave an account of all that had taken place to + the renegade and my comrades, and looked forward with impatience to the + hour when, all fear at an end, I should find myself in possession of the + prize which fortune held out to me in the fair and lovely Zoraida. The + time passed at length, and the appointed day we so longed for arrived; + and, all following out the arrangement and plan which, after careful + consideration and many a long discussion, we had decided upon, we + succeeded as fully as we could have wished; for on the Friday following + the day upon which I spoke to Zoraida in the garden, the renegade anchored + his vessel at nightfall almost opposite the spot where she was. The + Christians who were to row were ready and in hiding in different places + round about, all waiting for me, anxious and elated, and eager to attack + the vessel they had before their eyes; for they did not know the + renegade's plan, but expected that they were to gain their liberty by + force of arms and by killing the Moors who were on board the vessel. As + soon, then, as I and my comrades made our appearance, all those that were + in hiding seeing us came and joined us. It was now the time when the city + gates are shut, and there was no one to be seen in all the space outside. + When we were collected together we debated whether it would be better + first to go for Zoraida, or to make prisoners of the Moorish rowers who + rowed in the vessel; but while we were still uncertain our renegade came + up asking us what kept us, as it was now the time, and all the Moors were + off their guard and most of them asleep. We told him why we hesitated, but + he said it was of more importance first to secure the vessel, which could + be done with the greatest ease and without any danger, and then we could + go for Zoraida. We all approved of what he said, and so without further + delay, guided by him we made for the vessel, and he leaping on board + first, drew his cutlass and said in Morisco, "Let no one stir from this if + he does not want it to cost him his life." By this almost all the + Christians were on board, and the Moors, who were fainthearted, hearing + their captain speak in this way, were cowed, and without any one of them + taking to his arms (and indeed they had few or hardly any) they submitted + without saying a word to be bound by the Christians, who quickly secured + them, threatening them that if they raised any kind of outcry they would + be all put to the sword. This having been accomplished, and half of our + party being left to keep guard over them, the rest of us, again taking the + renegade as our guide, hastened towards Hadji Morato's garden, and as good + luck would have it, on trying the gate it opened as easily as if it had + not been locked; and so, quite quietly and in silence, we reached the + house without being perceived by anybody. The lovely Zoraida was watching + for us at a window, and as soon as she perceived that there were people + there, she asked in a low voice if we were "Nizarani," as much as to say + or ask if we were Christians. I answered that we were, and begged her to + come down. As soon as she recognised me she did not delay an instant, but + without answering a word came down immediately, opened the door and + presented herself before us all, so beautiful and so richly attired that I + cannot attempt to describe her. The moment I saw her I took her hand and + kissed it, and the renegade and my two comrades did the same; and the + rest, who knew nothing of the circumstances, did as they saw us do, for it + only seemed as if we were returning thanks to her, and recognising her as + the giver of our liberty. The renegade asked her in the Morisco language + if her father was in the house. She replied that he was and that he was + asleep. + </p> + <p> + "Then it will be necessary to waken him and take him with us," said the + renegade, "and everything of value in this fair mansion." + </p> + <p> + "Nay," said she, "my father must not on any account be touched, and there + is nothing in the house except what I shall take, and that will be quite + enough to enrich and satisfy all of you; wait a little and you shall see," + and so saying she went in, telling us she would return immediately and + bidding us keep quiet without making any noise. + </p> + <p> + I asked the renegade what had passed between them, and when he told me, I + declared that nothing should be done except in accordance with the wishes + of Zoraida, who now came back with a little trunk so full of gold crowns + that she could scarcely carry it. Unfortunately her father awoke while + this was going on, and hearing a noise in the garden, came to the window, + and at once perceiving that all those who were there were Christians, + raising a prodigiously loud outcry, he began to call out in Arabic, + "Christians, Christians! thieves, thieves!" by which cries we were all + thrown into the greatest fear and embarrassment; but the renegade seeing + the danger we were in and how important it was for him to effect his + purpose before we were heard, mounted with the utmost quickness to where + Hadji Morato was, and with him went some of our party; I, however, did not + dare to leave Zoraida, who had fallen almost fainting in my arms. To be + brief, those who had gone upstairs acted so promptly that in an instant + they came down, carrying Hadji Morato with his hands bound and a napkin + tied over his mouth, which prevented him from uttering a word, warning him + at the same time that to attempt to speak would cost him his life. When + his daughter caught sight of him she covered her eyes so as not to see + him, and her father was horror-stricken, not knowing how willingly she had + placed herself in our hands. But it was now most essential for us to be on + the move, and carefully and quickly we regained the vessel, where those + who had remained on board were waiting for us in apprehension of some + mishap having befallen us. It was barely two hours after night set in when + we were all on board the vessel, where the cords were removed from the + hands of Zoraida's father, and the napkin from his mouth; but the renegade + once more told him not to utter a word, or they would take his life. He, + when he saw his daughter there, began to sigh piteously, and still more + when he perceived that I held her closely embraced and that she lay quiet + without resisting or complaining, or showing any reluctance; nevertheless + he remained silent lest they should carry into effect the repeated threats + the renegade had addressed to him. + </p> + <p> + Finding herself now on board, and that we were about to give way with the + oars, Zoraida, seeing her father there, and the other Moors bound, bade + the renegade ask me to do her the favour of releasing the Moors and + setting her father at liberty, for she would rather drown herself in the + sea than suffer a father that had loved her so dearly to be carried away + captive before her eyes and on her account. The renegade repeated this to + me, and I replied that I was very willing to do so; but he replied that it + was not advisable, because if they were left there they would at once + raise the country and stir up the city, and lead to the despatch of swift + cruisers in pursuit, and our being taken, by sea or land, without any + possibility of escape; and that all that could be done was to set them + free on the first Christian ground we reached. On this point we all + agreed; and Zoraida, to whom it was explained, together with the reasons + that prevented us from doing at once what she desired, was satisfied + likewise; and then in glad silence and with cheerful alacrity each of our + stout rowers took his oar, and commending ourselves to God with all our + hearts, we began to shape our course for the island of Majorca, the + nearest Christian land. Owing, however, to the Tramontana rising a little, + and the sea growing somewhat rough, it was impossible for us to keep a + straight course for Majorca, and we were compelled to coast in the + direction of Oran, not without great uneasiness on our part lest we should + be observed from the town of Shershel, which lies on that coast, not more + than sixty miles from Algiers. Moreover we were afraid of meeting on that + course one of the galliots that usually come with goods from Tetuan; + although each of us for himself and all of us together felt confident + that, if we were to meet a merchant galliot, so that it were not a + cruiser, not only should we not be lost, but that we should take a vessel + in which we could more safely accomplish our voyage. As we pursued our + course Zoraida kept her head between my hands so as not to see her father, + and I felt that she was praying to Lela Marien to help us. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41d" id="c41d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41d.jpg (266K)" src="images/c41d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + We might have made about thirty miles when daybreak found us some three + musket-shots off the land, which seemed to us deserted, and without anyone + to see us. For all that, however, by hard rowing we put out a little to + sea, for it was now somewhat calmer, and having gained about two leagues + the word was given to row by batches, while we ate something, for the + vessel was well provided; but the rowers said it was not a time to take + any rest; let food be served out to those who were not rowing, but they + would not leave their oars on any account. This was done, but now a stiff + breeze began to blow, which obliged us to leave off rowing and make sail + at once and steer for Oran, as it was impossible to make any other course. + All this was done very promptly, and under sail we ran more than eight + miles an hour without any fear, except that of coming across some vessel + out on a roving expedition. We gave the Moorish rowers some food, and the + renegade comforted them by telling them that they were not held as + captives, as we should set them free on the first opportunity. + </p> + <p> + The same was said to Zoraida's father, who replied, "Anything else, + Christian, I might hope for or think likely from your generosity and good + behaviour, but do not think me so simple as to imagine you will give me my + liberty; for you would have never exposed yourselves to the danger of + depriving me of it only to restore it to me so generously, especially as + you know who I am and the sum you may expect to receive on restoring it; + and if you will only name that, I here offer you all you require for + myself and for my unhappy daughter there; or else for her alone, for she + is the greatest and most precious part of my soul." + </p> + <p> + As he said this he began to weep so bitterly that he filled us all with + compassion and forced Zoraida to look at him, and when she saw him weeping + she was so moved that she rose from my feet and ran to throw her arms + round him, and pressing her face to his, they both gave way to such an + outburst of tears that several of us were constrained to keep them + company. + </p> + <p> + But when her father saw her in full dress and with all her jewels about + her, he said to her in his own language, "What means this, my daughter? + Last night, before this terrible misfortune in which we are plunged befell + us, I saw thee in thy everyday and indoor garments; and now, without + having had time to attire thyself, and without my bringing thee any joyful + tidings to furnish an occasion for adorning and bedecking thyself, I see + thee arrayed in the finest attire it would be in my power to give thee + when fortune was most kind to us. Answer me this; for it causes me greater + anxiety and surprise than even this misfortune itself." + </p> + <p> + The renegade interpreted to us what the Moor said to his daughter; she, + however, returned him no answer. But when he observed in one corner of the + vessel the little trunk in which she used to keep her jewels, which he + well knew he had left in Algiers and had not brought to the garden, he was + still more amazed, and asked her how that trunk had come into our hands, + and what there was in it. To which the renegade, without waiting for + Zoraida to reply, made answer, "Do not trouble thyself by asking thy + daughter Zoraida so many questions, senor, for the one answer I will give + thee will serve for all; I would have thee know that she is a Christian, + and that it is she who has been the file for our chains and our deliverer + from captivity. She is here of her own free will, as glad, I imagine, to + find herself in this position as he who escapes from darkness into the + light, from death to life, and from suffering to glory." + </p> + <p> + "Daughter, is this true, what he says?" cried the Moor. + </p> + <p> + "It is," replied Zoraida. + </p> + <p> + "That thou art in truth a Christian," said the old man, "and that thou + hast given thy father into the power of his enemies?" + </p> + <p> + To which Zoraida made answer, "A Christian I am, but it is not I who have + placed thee in this position, for it never was my wish to leave thee or do + thee harm, but only to do good to myself." + </p> + <p> + "And what good hast thou done thyself, daughter?" said he. + </p> + <p> + "Ask thou that," said she, "of Lela Marien, for she can tell thee better + than I." + </p> + <p> + The Moor had hardly heard these words when with marvellous quickness he + flung himself headforemost into the sea, where no doubt he would have been + drowned had not the long and full dress he wore held him up for a little + on the surface of the water. Zoraida cried aloud to us to save him, and we + all hastened to help, and seizing him by his robe we drew him in half + drowned and insensible, at which Zoraida was in such distress that she + wept over him as piteously and bitterly as though he were already dead. We + turned him upon his face and he voided a great quantity of water, and at + the end of two hours came to himself. Meanwhile, the wind having changed + we were compelled to head for the land, and ply our oars to avoid being + driven on shore; but it was our good fortune to reach a creek that lies on + one side of a small promontory or cape, called by the Moors that of the + "Cava rumia," which in our language means "the wicked Christian woman;" + for it is a tradition among them that La Cava, through whom Spain was + lost, lies buried at that spot; "cava" in their language meaning "wicked + woman," and "rumia" "Christian;" moreover, they count it unlucky to anchor + there when necessity compels them, and they never do so otherwise. For us, + however, it was not the resting-place of the wicked woman but a haven of + safety for our relief, so much had the sea now got up. We posted a + look-out on shore, and never let the oars out of our hands, and ate of the + stores the renegade had laid in, imploring God and Our Lady with all our + hearts to help and protect us, that we might give a happy ending to a + beginning so prosperous. At the entreaty of Zoraida orders were given to + set on shore her father and the other Moors who were still bound, for she + could not endure, nor could her tender heart bear to see her father in + bonds and her fellow-countrymen prisoners before her eyes. We promised her + to do this at the moment of departure, for as it was uninhabited we ran no + risk in releasing them at that place. + </p> + <p> + Our prayers were not so far in vain as to be unheard by Heaven, for after + a while the wind changed in our favour, and made the sea calm, inviting us + once more to resume our voyage with a good heart. Seeing this we unbound + the Moors, and one by one put them on shore, at which they were filled + with amazement; but when we came to land Zoraida's father, who had now + completely recovered his senses, he said: + </p> + <p> + "Why is it, think ye, Christians, that this wicked woman is rejoiced at + your giving me my liberty? Think ye it is because of the affection she + bears me? Nay verily, it is only because of the hindrance my presence + offers to the execution of her base designs. And think not that it is her + belief that yours is better than ours that has led her to change her + religion; it is only because she knows that immodesty is more freely + practised in your country than in ours." Then turning to Zoraida, while I + and another of the Christians held him fast by both arms, lest he should + do some mad act, he said to her, "Infamous girl, misguided maiden, whither + in thy blindness and madness art thou going in the hands of these dogs, + our natural enemies? Cursed be the hour when I begot thee! Cursed the + luxury and indulgence in which I reared thee!" + </p> + <p> + But seeing that he was not likely soon to cease I made haste to put him on + shore, and thence he continued his maledictions and lamentations aloud; + calling on Mohammed to pray to Allah to destroy us, to confound us, to + make an end of us; and when, in consequence of having made sail, we could + no longer hear what he said we could see what he did; how he plucked out + his beard and tore his hair and lay writhing on the ground. But once he + raised his voice to such a pitch that we were able to hear what he said. + "Come back, dear daughter, come back to shore; I forgive thee all; let + those men have the money, for it is theirs now, and come back to comfort + thy sorrowing father, who will yield up his life on this barren strand if + thou dost leave him." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41e" id="c41e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41e.jpg (281K)" src="images/c41e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + All this Zoraida heard, and heard with sorrow and tears, and all she could + say in answer was, "Allah grant that Lela Marien, who has made me become a + Christian, give thee comfort in thy sorrow, my father. Allah knows that I + could not do otherwise than I have done, and that these Christians owe + nothing to my will; for even had I wished not to accompany them, but + remain at home, it would have been impossible for me, so eagerly did my + soul urge me on to the accomplishment of this purpose, which I feel to be + as righteous as to thee, dear father, it seems wicked." + </p> + <p> + But neither could her father hear her nor we see him when she said this; + and so, while I consoled Zoraida, we turned our attention to our voyage, + in which a breeze from the right point so favoured us that we made sure of + finding ourselves off the coast of Spain on the morrow by daybreak. But, + as good seldom or never comes pure and unmixed, without being attended or + followed by some disturbing evil that gives a shock to it, our fortune, or + perhaps the curses which the Moor had hurled at his daughter (for whatever + kind of father they may come from these are always to be dreaded), brought + it about that when we were now in mid-sea, and the night about three hours + spent, as we were running with all sail set and oars lashed, for the + favouring breeze saved us the trouble of using them, we saw by the light + of the moon, which shone brilliantly, a square-rigged vessel in full sail + close to us, luffing up and standing across our course, and so close that + we had to strike sail to avoid running foul of her, while they too put the + helm hard up to let us pass. They came to the side of the ship to ask who + we were, whither we were bound, and whence we came, but as they asked this + in French our renegade said, "Let no one answer, for no doubt these are + French corsairs who plunder all comers." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41f" id="c41f"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41f.jpg (268K)" src="images/c41f.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c41f.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Acting on this warning no one answered a word, but after we had gone a + little ahead, and the vessel was now lying to leeward, suddenly they fired + two guns, and apparently both loaded with chain-shot, for with one they + cut our mast in half and brought down both it and the sail into the sea, + and the other, discharged at the same moment, sent a ball into our vessel + amidships, staving her in completely, but without doing any further + damage. We, however, finding ourselves sinking began to shout for help and + call upon those in the ship to pick us up as we were beginning to fill. + They then lay to, and lowering a skiff or boat, as many as a dozen + Frenchmen, well armed with match-locks, and their matches burning, got + into it and came alongside; and seeing how few we were, and that our + vessel was going down, they took us in, telling us that this had come to + us through our incivility in not giving them an answer. Our renegade took + the trunk containing Zoraida's wealth and dropped it into the sea without + anyone perceiving what he did. In short we went on board with the + Frenchmen, who, after having ascertained all they wanted to know about us, + rifled us of everything we had, as if they had been our bitterest enemies, + and from Zoraida they took even the anklets she wore on her feet; but the + distress they caused her did not distress me so much as the fear I was in + that from robbing her of her rich and precious jewels they would proceed + to rob her of the most precious jewel that she valued more than all. The + desires, however, of those people do not go beyond money, but of that + their covetousness is insatiable, and on this occasion it was carried to + such a pitch that they would have taken even the clothes we wore as + captives if they had been worth anything to them. It was the advice of + some of them to throw us all into the sea wrapped up in a sail; for their + purpose was to trade at some of the ports of Spain, giving themselves out + as Bretons, and if they brought us alive they would be punished as soon as + the robbery was discovered; but the captain (who was the one who had + plundered my beloved Zoraida) said he was satisfied with the prize he had + got, and that he would not touch at any Spanish port, but pass the Straits + of Gibraltar by night, or as best he could, and make for La Rochelle, from + which he had sailed. So they agreed by common consent to give us the skiff + belonging to their ship and all we required for the short voyage that + remained to us, and this they did the next day on coming in sight of the + Spanish coast, with which, and the joy we felt, all our sufferings and + miseries were as completely forgotten as if they had never been endured by + us, such is the delight of recovering lost liberty. + </p> + <p> + It may have been about mid-day when they placed us in the boat, giving us + two kegs of water and some biscuit; and the captain, moved by I know not + what compassion, as the lovely Zoraida was about to embark, gave her some + forty gold crowns, and would not permit his men to take from her those + same garments which she has on now. We got into the boat, returning them + thanks for their kindness to us, and showing ourselves grateful rather + than indignant. They stood out to sea, steering for the straits; we, + without looking to any compass save the land we had before us, set + ourselves to row with such energy that by sunset we were so near that we + might easily, we thought, land before the night was far advanced. But as + the moon did not show that night, and the sky was clouded, and as we knew + not whereabouts we were, it did not seem to us a prudent thing to make for + the shore, as several of us advised, saying we ought to run ourselves + ashore even if it were on rocks and far from any habitation, for in this + way we should be relieved from the apprehensions we naturally felt of the + prowling vessels of the Tetuan corsairs, who leave Barbary at nightfall + and are on the Spanish coast by daybreak, where they commonly take some + prize, and then go home to sleep in their own houses. But of the + conflicting counsels the one which was adopted was that we should approach + gradually, and land where we could if the sea were calm enough to permit + us. This was done, and a little before midnight we drew near to the foot + of a huge and lofty mountain, not so close to the sea but that it left a + narrow space on which to land conveniently. We ran our boat up on the + sand, and all sprang out and kissed the ground, and with tears of joyful + satisfaction returned thanks to God our Lord for all his incomparable + goodness to us on our voyage. We took out of the boat the provisions it + contained, and drew it up on the shore, and then climbed a long way up the + mountain, for even there we could not feel easy in our hearts, or persuade + ourselves that it was Christian soil that was now under our feet. + </p> + <p> + The dawn came, more slowly, I think, than we could have wished; we + completed the ascent in order to see if from the summit any habitation or + any shepherds' huts could be discovered, but strain our eyes as we might, + neither dwelling, nor human being, nor path nor road could we perceive. + However, we determined to push on farther, as it could not but be that ere + long we must see some one who could tell us where we were. But what + distressed me most was to see Zoraida going on foot over that rough + ground; for though I once carried her on my shoulders, she was more + wearied by my weariness than rested by the rest; and so she would never + again allow me to undergo the exertion, and went on very patiently and + cheerfully, while I led her by the hand. We had gone rather less than a + quarter of a league when the sound of a little bell fell on our ears, a + clear proof that there were flocks hard by, and looking about carefully to + see if any were within view, we observed a young shepherd tranquilly and + unsuspiciously trimming a stick with his knife at the foot of a cork tree. + We called to him, and he, raising his head, sprang nimbly to his feet, + for, as we afterwards learned, the first who presented themselves to his + sight were the renegade and Zoraida, and seeing them in Moorish dress he + imagined that all the Moors of Barbary were upon him; and plunging with + marvellous swiftness into the thicket in front of him, he began to raise a + prodigious outcry, exclaiming, "The Moors—the Moors have landed! To + arms, to arms!" We were all thrown into perplexity by these cries, not + knowing what to do; but reflecting that the shouts of the shepherd would + raise the country and that the mounted coast-guard would come at once to + see what was the matter, we agreed that the renegade must strip off his + Turkish garments and put on a captive's jacket or coat which one of our + party gave him at once, though he himself was reduced to his shirt; and so + commending ourselves to God, we followed the same road which we saw the + shepherd take, expecting every moment that the coast-guard would be down + upon us. Nor did our expectation deceive us, for two hours had not passed + when, coming out of the brushwood into the open ground, we perceived some + fifty mounted men swiftly approaching us at a hand-gallop. As soon as we + saw them we stood still, waiting for them; but as they came close and, + instead of the Moors they were in quest of, saw a set of poor Christians, + they were taken aback, and one of them asked if it could be we who were + the cause of the shepherd having raised the call to arms. I said "Yes," + and as I was about to explain to him what had occurred, and whence we came + and who we were, one of the Christians of our party recognised the + horseman who had put the question to us, and before I could say anything + more he exclaimed: + </p> + <p> + "Thanks be to God, sirs, for bringing us to such good quarters; for, if I + do not deceive myself, the ground we stand on is that of Velez Malaga + unless, indeed, all my years of captivity have made me unable to recollect + that you, senor, who ask who we are, are Pedro de Bustamante, my uncle." + </p> + <p> + The Christian captive had hardly uttered these words, when the horseman + threw himself off his horse, and ran to embrace the young man, crying: + </p> + <p> + "Nephew of my soul and life! I recognise thee now; and long have I mourned + thee as dead, I, and my sister, thy mother, and all thy kin that are still + alive, and whom God has been pleased to preserve that they may enjoy the + happiness of seeing thee. We knew long since that thou wert in Algiers, + and from the appearance of thy garments and those of all this company, I + conclude that ye have had a miraculous restoration to liberty." + </p> + <p> + "It is true," replied the young man, "and by-and-by we will tell you all." + </p> + <p> + As soon as the horsemen understood that we were Christian captives, they + dismounted from their horses, and each offered his to carry us to the city + of Velez Malaga, which was a league and a half distant. Some of them went + to bring the boat to the city, we having told them where we had left it; + others took us up behind them, and Zoraida was placed on the horse of the + young man's uncle. The whole town came out to meet us, for they had by + this time heard of our arrival from one who had gone on in advance. They + were not astonished to see liberated captives or captive Moors, for people + on that coast are well used to see both one and the other; but they were + astonished at the beauty of Zoraida, which was just then heightened, as + well by the exertion of travelling as by joy at finding herself on + Christian soil, and relieved of all fear of being lost; for this had + brought such a glow upon her face, that unless my affection for her were + deceiving me, I would venture to say that there was not a more beautiful + creature in the world—at least, that I had ever seen. We went + straight to the church to return thanks to God for the mercies we had + received, and when Zoraida entered it she said there were faces there like + Lela Marien's. We told her they were her images; and as well as he could + the renegade explained to her what they meant, that she might adore them + as if each of them were the very same Lela Marien that had spoken to her; + and she, having great intelligence and a quick and clear instinct, + understood at once all he said to her about them. Thence they took us away + and distributed us all in different houses in the town; but as for the + renegade, Zoraida, and myself, the Christian who came with us brought us + to the house of his parents, who had a fair share of the gifts of fortune, + and treated us with as much kindness as they did their own son. + </p> + <p> + We remained six days in Velez, at the end of which the renegade, having + informed himself of all that was requisite for him to do, set out for the + city of Granada to restore himself to the sacred bosom of the Church + through the medium of the Holy Inquisition. The other released captives + took their departures, each the way that seemed best to him, and Zoraida + and I were left alone, with nothing more than the crowns which the + courtesy of the Frenchman had bestowed upon Zoraida, out of which I bought + the beast on which she rides; and, I for the present attending her as her + father and squire and not as her husband, we are now going to ascertain if + my father is living, or if any of my brothers has had better fortune than + mine has been; though, as Heaven has made me the companion of Zoraida, I + think no other lot could be assigned to me, however happy, that I would + rather have. The patience with which she endures the hardships that + poverty brings with it, and the eagerness she shows to become a Christian, + are such that they fill me with admiration, and bind me to serve her all + my life; though the happiness I feel in seeing myself hers, and her mine, + is disturbed and marred by not knowing whether I shall find any corner to + shelter her in my own country, or whether time and death may not have made + such changes in the fortunes and lives of my father and brothers, that I + shall hardly find anyone who knows me, if they are not alive. + </p> + <p> + I have no more of my story to tell you, gentlemen; whether it be an + interesting or a curious one let your better judgments decide; all I can + say is I would gladly have told it to you more briefly; although my fear + of wearying you has made me leave out more than one circumstance. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c41g" id="c41g"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c41g.jpg (33K)" src="images/c41g.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch42" id="ch42"></a>CHAPTER XLII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF WHAT FURTHER TOOK PLACE IN THE INN, AND OF SEVERAL OTHER + THINGS WORTH KNOWING + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c42a" id="c42a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c42a.jpg (139K)" src="images/c42a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c42a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + With these words the captive held his peace, and Don Fernando said to him, + "In truth, captain, the manner in which you have related this remarkable + adventure has been such as befitted the novelty and strangeness of the + matter. The whole story is curious and uncommon, and abounds with + incidents that fill the hearers with wonder and astonishment; and so great + is the pleasure we have found in listening to it that we should be glad if + it were to begin again, even though to-morrow were to find us still + occupied with the same tale." And while he said this Cardenio and the rest + of them offered to be of service to him in any way that lay in their + power, and in words and language so kindly and sincere that the captain + was much gratified by their good-will. In particular Don Fernando offered, + if he would go back with him, to get his brother the marquis to become + godfather at the baptism of Zoraida, and on his own part to provide him + with the means of making his appearance in his own country with the credit + and comfort he was entitled to. For all this the captive returned thanks + very courteously, although he would not accept any of their generous + offers. + </p> + <p> + By this time night closed in, and as it did, there came up to the inn a + coach attended by some men on horseback, who demanded accommodation; to + which the landlady replied that there was not a hand's breadth of the + whole inn unoccupied. + </p> + <p> + "Still, for all that," said one of those who had entered on horseback, + "room must be found for his lordship the Judge here." + </p> + <p> + At this name the landlady was taken aback, and said, "Senor, the fact is I + have no beds; but if his lordship the Judge carries one with him, as no + doubt he does, let him come in and welcome; for my husband and I will give + up our room to accommodate his worship." + </p> + <p> + "Very good, so be it," said the squire; but in the meantime a man had got + out of the coach whose dress indicated at a glance the office and post he + held, for the long robe with ruffled sleeves that he wore showed that he + was, as his servant said, a Judge of appeal. He led by the hand a young + girl in a travelling dress, apparently about sixteen years of age, and of + such a high-bred air, so beautiful and so graceful, that all were filled + with admiration when she made her appearance, and but for having seen + Dorothea, Luscinda, and Zoraida, who were there in the inn, they would + have fancied that a beauty like that of this maiden's would have been hard + to find. Don Quixote was present at the entrance of the Judge with the + young lady, and as soon as he saw him he said, "Your worship may with + confidence enter and take your ease in this castle; for though the + accommodation be scanty and poor, there are no quarters so cramped or + inconvenient that they cannot make room for arms and letters; above all if + arms and letters have beauty for a guide and leader, as letters + represented by your worship have in this fair maiden, to whom not only + ought castles to throw themselves open and yield themselves up, but rocks + should rend themselves asunder and mountains divide and bow themselves + down to give her a reception. Enter, your worship, I say, into this + paradise, for here you will find stars and suns to accompany the heaven + your worship brings with you, here you will find arms in their supreme + excellence, and beauty in its highest perfection." + </p> + <p> + The Judge was struck with amazement at the language of Don Quixote, whom + he scrutinized very carefully, no less astonished by his figure than by + his talk; and before he could find words to answer him he had a fresh + surprise, when he saw opposite to him Luscinda, Dorothea, and Zoraida, + who, having heard of the new guests and of the beauty of the young lady, + had come to see her and welcome her; Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the + curate, however, greeted him in a more intelligible and polished style. In + short, the Judge made his entrance in a state of bewilderment, as well + with what he saw as what he heard, and the fair ladies of the inn gave the + fair damsel a cordial welcome. On the whole he could perceive that all who + were there were people of quality; but with the figure, countenance, and + bearing of Don Quixote he was at his wits' end; and all civilities having + been exchanged, and the accommodation of the inn inquired into, it was + settled, as it had been before settled, that all the women should retire + to the garret that has been already mentioned, and that the men should + remain outside as if to guard them; the Judge, therefore, was very well + pleased to allow his daughter, for such the damsel was, to go with the + ladies, which she did very willingly; and with part of the host's narrow + bed and half of what the Judge had brought with him, they made a more + comfortable arrangement for the night than they had expected. + </p> + <p> + The captive, whose heart had leaped within him the instant he saw the + Judge, telling him somehow that this was his brother, asked one of the + servants who accompanied him what his name was, and whether he knew from + what part of the country he came. The servant replied that he was called + the Licentiate Juan Perez de Viedma, and that he had heard it said he came + from a village in the mountains of Leon. From this statement, and what he + himself had seen, he felt convinced that this was his brother who had + adopted letters by his father's advice; and excited and rejoiced, he + called Don Fernando and Cardenio and the curate aside, and told them how + the matter stood, assuring them that the judge was his brother. The + servant had further informed him that he was now going to the Indies with + the appointment of Judge of the Supreme Court of Mexico; and he had + learned, likewise, that the young lady was his daughter, whose mother had + died in giving birth to her, and that he was very rich in consequence of + the dowry left to him with the daughter. He asked their advice as to what + means he should adopt to make himself known, or to ascertain beforehand + whether, when he had made himself known, his brother, seeing him so poor, + would be ashamed of him, or would receive him with a warm heart. + </p> + <p> + "Leave it to me to find out that," said the curate; "though there is no + reason for supposing, senor captain, that you will not be kindly received, + because the worth and wisdom that your brother's bearing shows him to + possess do not make it likely that he will prove haughty or insensible, or + that he will not know how to estimate the accidents of fortune at their + proper value." + </p> + <p> + "Still," said the captain, "I would not make myself known abruptly, but in + some indirect way." + </p> + <p> + "I have told you already," said the curate, "that I will manage it in a + way to satisfy us all." + </p> + <p> + By this time supper was ready, and they all took their seats at the table, + except the captive, and the ladies, who supped by themselves in their own + room. In the middle of supper the curate said: + </p> + <p> + "I had a comrade of your worship's name, Senor Judge, in Constantinople, + where I was a captive for several years, and that same comrade was one of + the stoutest soldiers and captains in the whole Spanish infantry; but he + had as large a share of misfortune as he had of gallantry and courage." + </p> + <p> + "And how was the captain called, senor?" asked the Judge. + </p> + <p> + "He was called Ruy Perez de Viedma," replied the curate, "and he was born + in a village in the mountains of Leon; and he mentioned a circumstance + connected with his father and his brothers which, had it not been told me + by so truthful a man as he was, I should have set down as one of those + fables the old women tell over the fire in winter; for he said his father + had divided his property among his three sons and had addressed words of + advice to them sounder than any of Cato's. But I can say this much, that + the choice he made of going to the wars was attended with such success, + that by his gallant conduct and courage, and without any help save his own + merit, he rose in a few years to be captain of infantry, and to see + himself on the high-road and in position to be given the command of a + corps before long; but Fortune was against him, for where he might have + expected her favour he lost it, and with it his liberty, on that glorious + day when so many recovered theirs, at the battle of Lepanto. I lost mine + at the Goletta, and after a variety of adventures we found ourselves + comrades at Constantinople. Thence he went to Algiers, where he met with + one of the most extraordinary adventures that ever befell anyone in the + world." + </p> + <p> + Here the curate went on to relate briefly his brother's adventure with + Zoraida; to all which the Judge gave such an attentive hearing that he + never before had been so much of a hearer. The curate, however, only went + so far as to describe how the Frenchmen plundered those who were in the + boat, and the poverty and distress in which his comrade and the fair Moor + were left, of whom he said he had not been able to learn what became of + them, or whether they had reached Spain, or been carried to France by the + Frenchmen. + </p> + <p> + The captain, standing a little to one side, was listening to all the + curate said, and watching every movement of his brother, who, as soon as + he perceived the curate had made an end of his story, gave a deep sigh and + said with his eyes full of tears, "Oh, senor, if you only knew what news + you have given me and how it comes home to me, making me show how I feel + it with these tears that spring from my eyes in spite of all my worldly + wisdom and self-restraint! That brave captain that you speak of is my + eldest brother, who, being of a bolder and loftier mind than my other + brother or myself, chose the honourable and worthy calling of arms, which + was one of the three careers our father proposed to us, as your comrade + mentioned in that fable you thought he was telling you. I followed that of + letters, in which God and my own exertions have raised me to the position + in which you see me. My second brother is in Peru, so wealthy that with + what he has sent to my father and to me he has fully repaid the portion he + took with him, and has even furnished my father's hands with the means of + gratifying his natural generosity, while I too have been enabled to pursue + my studies in a more becoming and creditable fashion, and so to attain my + present standing. My father is still alive, though dying with anxiety to + hear of his eldest son, and he prays God unceasingly that death may not + close his eyes until he has looked upon those of his son; but with regard + to him what surprises me is, that having so much common sense as he had, + he should have neglected to give any intelligence about himself, either in + his troubles and sufferings, or in his prosperity, for if his father or + any of us had known of his condition he need not have waited for that + miracle of the reed to obtain his ransom; but what now disquiets me is the + uncertainty whether those Frenchmen may have restored him to liberty, or + murdered him to hide the robbery. All this will make me continue my + journey, not with the satisfaction in which I began it, but in the deepest + melancholy and sadness. Oh dear brother! that I only knew where thou art + now, and I would hasten to seek thee out and deliver thee from thy + sufferings, though it were to cost me suffering myself! Oh that I could + bring news to our old father that thou art alive, even wert thou in the + deepest dungeon of Barbary; for his wealth and my brother's and mine would + rescue thee thence! Oh beautiful and generous Zoraida, that I could repay + thy goodness to a brother! That I could be present at the new birth + of thy soul, and at thy bridal that would give us all such happiness!" + </p> + <p> + All this and more the Judge uttered with such deep emotion at the news he + had received of his brother that all who heard him shared in it, showing + their sympathy with his sorrow. The curate, seeing, then, how well he had + succeeded in carrying out his purpose and the captain's wishes, had no + desire to keep them unhappy any longer, so he rose from the table and + going into the room where Zoraida was he took her by the hand, Luscinda, + Dorothea, and the Judge's daughter following her. The captain was waiting + to see what the curate would do, when the latter, taking him with the + other hand, advanced with both of them to where the Judge and the other + gentlemen were and said, "Let your tears cease to flow, Senor Judge, and + the wish of your heart be gratified as fully as you could desire, for you + have before you your worthy brother and your good sister-in-law. He whom + you see here is the Captain Viedma, and this is the fair Moor who has been + so good to him. The Frenchmen I told you of have reduced them to the state + of poverty you see that you may show the generosity of your kind heart." + </p> + <p> + The captain ran to embrace his brother, who placed both hands on his + breast so as to have a good look at him, holding him a little way off but + as soon as he had fully recognised him he clasped him in his arms so + closely, shedding such tears of heartfelt joy, that most of those present + could not but join in them. The words the brothers exchanged, the emotion + they showed can scarcely be imagined, I fancy, much less put down in + writing. They told each other in a few words the events of their lives; + they showed the true affection of brothers in all its strength; then the + judge embraced Zoraida, putting all he possessed at her disposal; then he + made his daughter embrace her, and the fair Christian and the lovely Moor + drew fresh tears from every eye. And there was Don Quixote observing all + these strange proceedings attentively without uttering a word, and + attributing the whole to chimeras of knight-errantry. Then they agreed + that the captain and Zoraida should return with his brother to Seville, + and send news to his father of his having been delivered and found, so as + to enable him to come and be present at the marriage and baptism of + Zoraida, for it was impossible for the Judge to put off his journey, as he + was informed that in a month from that time the fleet was to sail from + Seville for New Spain, and to miss the passage would have been a great + inconvenience to him. In short, everybody was well pleased and glad at the + captive's good fortune; and as now almost two-thirds of the night were + past, they resolved to retire to rest for the remainder of it. Don Quixote + offered to mount guard over the castle lest they should be attacked by + some giant or other malevolent scoundrel, covetous of the great treasure + of beauty the castle contained. Those who understood him returned him + thanks for this service, and they gave the Judge an account of his + extraordinary humour, with which he was not a little amused. Sancho Panza + alone was fuming at the lateness of the hour for retiring to rest; and he + of all was the one that made himself most comfortable, as he stretched + himself on the trappings of his ass, which, as will be told farther on, + cost him so dear. + </p> + <p> + The ladies, then, having retired to their chamber, and the others having + disposed themselves with as little discomfort as they could, Don Quixote + sallied out of the inn to act as sentinel of the castle as he had + promised. It happened, however, that a little before the approach of dawn + a voice so musical and sweet reached the ears of the ladies that it forced + them all to listen attentively, but especially Dorothea, who had been + awake, and by whose side Dona Clara de Viedma, for so the Judge's daughter + was called, lay sleeping. No one could imagine who it was that sang so + sweetly, and the voice was unaccompanied by any instrument. At one moment + it seemed to them as if the singer were in the courtyard, at another in + the stable; and as they were all attention, wondering, Cardenio came to + the door and said, "Listen, whoever is not asleep, and you will hear a + muleteer's voice that enchants as it chants." + </p> + <p> + "We are listening to it already, senor," said Dorothea; on which Cardenio + went away; and Dorothea, giving all her attention to it, made out the + words of the song to be these: + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c42e" id="c42e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c42e.jpg (11K)" src="images/c42e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch43" id="ch43"></a>CHAPTER XLIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHEREIN IS RELATED THE PLEASANT STORY OF THE MULETEER, TOGETHER WITH OTHER + STRANGE THINGS THAT CAME TO PASS IN THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c43a" id="c43a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c43a.jpg (127K)" src="images/c43a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c43a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> +Ah me, Love's mariner am I + On Love's deep ocean sailing; +I know not where the haven lies, + I dare not hope to gain it. + +One solitary distant star + Is all I have to guide me, +A brighter orb than those of old + That Palinurus lighted. + +And vaguely drifting am I borne, + I know not where it leads me; +I fix my gaze on it alone, + Of all beside it heedless. + +But over-cautious prudery, + And coyness cold and cruel, +When most I need it, these, like clouds, + Its longed-for light refuse me. + +Bright star, goal of my yearning eyes + As thou above me beamest, +When thou shalt hide thee from my sight + I'll know that death is near me. +</pre> + <p> + The singer had got so far when it struck Dorothea that it was not fair to + let Clara miss hearing such a sweet voice, so, shaking her from side to + side, she woke her, saying: + </p> + <p> + "Forgive me, child, for waking thee, but I do so that thou mayest have the + pleasure of hearing the best voice thou hast ever heard, perhaps, in all + thy life." + </p> + <p> + Clara awoke quite drowsy, and not understanding at the moment what + Dorothea said, asked her what it was; she repeated what she had said, and + Clara became attentive at once; but she had hardly heard two lines, as the + singer continued, when a strange trembling seized her, as if she were + suffering from a severe attack of quartan ague, and throwing her arms + round Dorothea she said: + </p> + <p> + "Ah, dear lady of my soul and life! why did you wake me? The greatest + kindness fortune could do me now would be to close my eyes and ears so as + neither to see or hear that unhappy musician." + </p> + <p> + "What art thou talking about, child?" said Dorothea. "Why, they say this + singer is a muleteer!" + </p> + <p> + "Nay, he is the lord of many places," replied Clara, "and that one in my + heart which he holds so firmly shall never be taken from him, unless he be + willing to surrender it." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea was amazed at the ardent language of the girl, for it seemed to + be far beyond such experience of life as her tender years gave any promise + of, so she said to her: + </p> + <p> + "You speak in such a way that I cannot understand you, Senora Clara; + explain yourself more clearly, and tell me what is this you are saying + about hearts and places and this musician whose voice has so moved you? + But do not tell me anything now; I do not want to lose the pleasure I get + from listening to the singer by giving my attention to your transports, + for I perceive he is beginning to sing a new strain and a new air." + </p> + <p> + "Let him, in Heaven's name," returned Clara; and not to hear him she + stopped both ears with her hands, at which Dorothea was again surprised; + but turning her attention to the song she found that it ran in this + fashion: + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + Sweet Hope, my stay, +That onward to the goal of thy intent + Dost make thy way, +Heedless of hindrance or impediment, + Have thou no fear +If at each step thou findest death is near. + + No victory, +No joy of triumph doth the faint heart know; + Unblest is he +That a bold front to Fortune dares not show, + But soul and sense +In bondage yieldeth up to indolence. + + If Love his wares +Do dearly sell, his right must be contest; + What gold compares +With that whereon his stamp he hath imprest? + And all men know +What costeth little that we rate but low. + + Love resolute +Knows not the word "impossibility;" + And though my suit +Beset by endless obstacles I see, + Yet no despair +Shall hold me bound to earth while heaven is there. +</pre> + <p> + Here the voice ceased and Clara's sobs began afresh, all which excited + Dorothea's curiosity to know what could be the cause of singing so sweet + and weeping so bitter, so she again asked her what it was she was going to + say before. On this Clara, afraid that Luscinda might overhear her, + winding her arms tightly round Dorothea put her mouth so close to her ear + that she could speak without fear of being heard by anyone else, and said: + </p> + <p> + "This singer, dear senora, is the son of a gentleman of Aragon, lord of + two villages, who lives opposite my father's house at Madrid; and though + my father had curtains to the windows of his house in winter, and + lattice-work in summer, in some way—I know not how—this + gentleman, who was pursuing his studies, saw me, whether in church or + elsewhere, I cannot tell, and, in fact, fell in love with me, and gave me + to know it from the windows of his house, with so many signs and tears + that I was forced to believe him, and even to love him, without knowing + what it was he wanted of me. One of the signs he used to make me was to + link one hand in the other, to show me he wished to marry me; and though I + should have been glad if that could be, being alone and motherless I knew + not whom to open my mind to, and so I left it as it was, showing him no + favour, except when my father, and his too, were from home, to raise the + curtain or the lattice a little and let him see me plainly, at which he + would show such delight that he seemed as if he were going mad. Meanwhile + the time for my father's departure arrived, which he became aware of, but + not from me, for I had never been able to tell him of it. He fell sick, of + grief I believe, and so the day we were going away I could not see him to + take farewell of him, were it only with the eyes. But after we had been + two days on the road, on entering the posada of a village a day's journey + from this, I saw him at the inn door in the dress of a muleteer, and so + well disguised, that if I did not carry his image graven on my heart it + would have been impossible for me to recognise him. But I knew him, and I + was surprised, and glad; he watched me, unsuspected by my father, from + whom he always hides himself when he crosses my path on the road, or in + the posadas where we halt; and, as I know what he is, and reflect that for + love of me he makes this journey on foot in all this hardship, I am ready + to die of sorrow; and where he sets foot there I set my eyes. I know not + with what object he has come; or how he could have got away from his + father, who loves him beyond measure, having no other heir, and because he + deserves it, as you will perceive when you see him. And moreover, I can + tell you, all that he sings is out of his own head; for I have heard them + say he is a great scholar and poet; and what is more, every time I see him + or hear him sing I tremble all over, and am terrified lest my father + should recognise him and come to know of our loves. I have never spoken a + word to him in my life; and for all that I love him so that I could not + live without him. This, dear senora, is all I have to tell you about the + musician whose voice has delighted you so much; and from it alone you + might easily perceive he is no muleteer, but a lord of hearts and towns, + as I told you already." + </p> + <p> + "Say no more, Dona Clara," said Dorothea at this, at the same time kissing + her a thousand times over, "say no more, I tell you, but wait till day + comes; when I trust in God to arrange this affair of yours so that it may + have the happy ending such an innocent beginning deserves." + </p> + <p> + "Ah, senora," said Dona Clara, "what end can be hoped for when his father + is of such lofty position, and so wealthy, that he would think I was not + fit to be even a servant to his son, much less wife? And as to marrying + without the knowledge of my father, I would not do it for all the world. I + would not ask anything more than that this youth should go back and leave + me; perhaps with not seeing him, and the long distance we shall have to + travel, the pain I suffer now may become easier; though I daresay the + remedy I propose will do me very little good. I don't know how the devil + this has come about, or how this love I have for him got in; I such a + young girl, and he such a mere boy; for I verily believe we are both of an + age, and I am not sixteen yet; for I will be sixteen Michaelmas Day, next, + my father says." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea could not help laughing to hear how like a child Dona Clara + spoke. "Let us go to sleep now, senora," said she, "for the little of the + night that I fancy is left to us: God will soon send us daylight, and we + will set all to rights, or it will go hard with me." + </p> + <p> + With this they fell asleep, and deep silence reigned all through the inn. + The only persons not asleep were the landlady's daughter and her servant + Maritornes, who, knowing the weak point of Don Quixote's humour, and that + he was outside the inn mounting guard in armour and on horseback, + resolved, the pair of them, to play some trick upon him, or at any rate to + amuse themselves for a while by listening to his nonsense. As it so + happened there was not a window in the whole inn that looked outwards + except a hole in the wall of a straw-loft through which they used to throw + out the straw. At this hole the two demi-damsels posted themselves, and + observed Don Quixote on his horse, leaning on his pike and from time to + time sending forth such deep and doleful sighs, that he seemed to pluck up + his soul by the roots with each of them; and they could hear him, too, + saying in a soft, tender, loving tone, "Oh my lady Dulcinea del Toboso, + perfection of all beauty, summit and crown of discretion, treasure house + of grace, depositary of virtue, and finally, ideal of all that is good, + honourable, and delectable in this world! What is thy grace doing now? Art + thou, perchance, mindful of thy enslaved knight who of his own free will + hath exposed himself to so great perils, and all to serve thee? Give me + tidings of her, oh luminary of the three faces! Perhaps at this moment, + envious of hers, thou art regarding her, either as she paces to and fro + some gallery of her sumptuous palaces, or leans over some balcony, + meditating how, whilst preserving her purity and greatness, she may + mitigate the tortures this wretched heart of mine endures for her sake, + what glory should recompense my sufferings, what repose my toil, and + lastly what death my life, and what reward my services? And thou, oh sun, + that art now doubtless harnessing thy steeds in haste to rise betimes and + come forth to see my lady; when thou seest her I entreat of thee to salute + her on my behalf: but have a care, when thou shalt see her and salute her, + that thou kiss not her face; for I shall be more jealous of thee than thou + wert of that light-footed ingrate that made thee sweat and run so on the + plains of Thessaly, or on the banks of the Peneus (for I do not exactly + recollect where it was thou didst run on that occasion) in thy jealousy + and love." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote had got so far in his pathetic speech when the landlady's + daughter began to signal to him, saying, "Senor, come over here, please." + </p> + <p> + At these signals and voice Don Quixote turned his head and saw by the + light of the moon, which then was in its full splendour, that some one was + calling to him from the hole in the wall, which seemed to him to be a + window, and what is more, with a gilt grating, as rich castles, such as he + believed the inn to be, ought to have; and it immediately suggested itself + to his imagination that, as on the former occasion, the fair damsel, the + daughter of the lady of the castle, overcome by love for him, was once + more endeavouring to win his affections; and with this idea, not to show + himself discourteous, or ungrateful, he turned Rocinante's head and + approached the hole, and as he perceived the two wenches he said: + </p> + <p> + "I pity you, beauteous lady, that you should have directed your thoughts + of love to a quarter from whence it is impossible that such a return can + be made to you as is due to your great merit and gentle birth, for which + you must not blame this unhappy knight-errant whom love renders incapable + of submission to any other than her whom, the first moment his eyes beheld + her, he made absolute mistress of his soul. Forgive me, noble lady, and + retire to your apartment, and do not, by any further declaration of your + passion, compel me to show myself more ungrateful; and if, of the love you + bear me, you should find that there is anything else in my power wherein I + can gratify you, provided it be not love itself, demand it of me; for I + swear to you by that sweet absent enemy of mine to grant it this instant, + though it be that you require of me a lock of Medusa's hair, which was all + snakes, or even the very beams of the sun shut up in a vial." + </p> + <p> + "My mistress wants nothing of that sort, sir knight," said Maritornes at + this. + </p> + <p> + "What then, discreet dame, is it that your mistress wants?" replied Don + Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "Only one of your fair hands," said Maritornes, "to enable her to vent + over it the great passion, passion which has brought her to this loophole, + so much to the risk of her honour; for if the lord her father had heard + her, the least slice he would cut off her would be her ear." + </p> + <p> + "I should like to see that tried," said Don Quixote; "but he had better + beware of that, if he does not want to meet the most disastrous end that + ever father in the world met for having laid hands on the tender limbs of + a love-stricken daughter." + </p> + <p> + Maritornes felt sure that Don Quixote would present the hand she had + asked, and making up her mind what to do, she got down from the hole and + went into the stable, where she took the halter of Sancho Panza's ass, and + in all haste returned to the hole, just as Don Quixote had planted himself + standing on Rocinante's saddle in order to reach the grated window where + he supposed the lovelorn damsel to be; and giving her his hand, he said, + "Lady, take this hand, or rather this scourge of the evil-doers of the + earth; take, I say, this hand which no other hand of woman has ever + touched, not even hers who has complete possession of my entire body. I + present it to you, not that you may kiss it, but that you may observe the + contexture of the sinews, the close network of the muscles, the breadth + and capacity of the veins, whence you may infer what must be the strength + of the arm that has such a hand." + </p> + <p> + "That we shall see presently," said Maritornes, and making a running knot + on the halter, she passed it over his wrist and coming down from the hole + tied the other end very firmly to the bolt of the door of the straw-loft. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, feeling the roughness of the rope on his wrist, exclaimed, + "Your grace seems to be grating rather than caressing my hand; treat it + not so harshly, for it is not to blame for the offence my resolution has + given you, nor is it just to wreak all your vengeance on so small a part; + remember that one who loves so well should not revenge herself so + cruelly." + </p> + <p> + But there was nobody now to listen to these words of Don Quixote's, for as + soon as Maritornes had tied him she and the other made off, ready to die + with laughing, leaving him fastened in such a way that it was impossible + for him to release himself. + </p> + <p> + He was, as has been said, standing on Rocinante, with his arm passed + through the hole and his wrist tied to the bolt of the door, and in mighty + fear and dread of being left hanging by the arm if Rocinante were to stir + one side or the other; so he did not dare to make the least movement, + although from the patience and imperturbable disposition of Rocinante, he + had good reason to expect that he would stand without budging for a whole + century. Finding himself fast, then, and that the ladies had retired, he + began to fancy that all this was done by enchantment, as on the former + occasion when in that same castle that enchanted Moor of a carrier had + belaboured him; and he cursed in his heart his own want of sense and + judgment in venturing to enter the castle again, after having come off so + badly the first time; it being a settled point with knights-errant that + when they have tried an adventure, and have not succeeded in it, it is a + sign that it is not reserved for them but for others, and that therefore + they need not try it again. Nevertheless he pulled his arm to see if he + could release himself, but it had been made so fast that all his efforts + were in vain. It is true he pulled it gently lest Rocinante should move, + but try as he might to seat himself in the saddle, he had nothing for it + but to stand upright or pull his hand off. Then it was he wished for the + sword of Amadis, against which no enchantment whatever had any power; then + he cursed his ill fortune; then he magnified the loss the world would + sustain by his absence while he remained there enchanted, for that he + believed he was beyond all doubt; then he once more took to thinking of + his beloved Dulcinea del Toboso; then he called to his worthy squire + Sancho Panza, who, buried in sleep and stretched upon the pack-saddle of + his ass, was oblivious, at that moment, of the mother that bore him; then + he called upon the sages Lirgandeo and Alquife to come to his aid; then he + invoked his good friend Urganda to succour him; and then, at last, morning + found him in such a state of desperation and perplexity that he was + bellowing like a bull, for he had no hope that day would bring any relief + to his suffering, which he believed would last for ever, inasmuch as he + was enchanted; and of this he was convinced by seeing that Rocinante never + stirred, much or little, and he felt persuaded that he and his horse were + to remain in this state, without eating or drinking or sleeping, until the + malign influence of the stars was overpast, or until some other more sage + enchanter should disenchant him. + </p> + <p> + But he was very much deceived in this conclusion, for daylight had hardly + begun to appear when there came up to the inn four men on horseback, well + equipped and accoutred, with firelocks across their saddle-bows. They + called out and knocked loudly at the gate of the inn, which was still + shut; on seeing which, Don Quixote, even there where he was, did not + forget to act as sentinel, and said in a loud and imperious tone, + "Knights, or squires, or whatever ye be, ye have no right to knock at the + gates of this castle; for it is plain enough that they who are within are + either asleep, or else are not in the habit of throwing open the fortress + until the sun's rays are spread over the whole surface of the earth. + Withdraw to a distance, and wait till it is broad daylight, and then we + shall see whether it will be proper or not to open to you." + </p> + <p> + "What the devil fortress or castle is this," said one, "to make us stand + on such ceremony? If you are the innkeeper bid them open to us; we are + travellers who only want to feed our horses and go on, for we are in + haste." + </p> + <p> + "Do you think, gentlemen, that I look like an innkeeper?" said Don + Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "I don't know what you look like," replied the other; "but I know that you + are talking nonsense when you call this inn a castle." + </p> + <p> + "A castle it is," returned Don Quixote, "nay, more, one of the best in + this whole province, and it has within it people who have had the sceptre + in the hand and the crown on the head." + </p> + <p> + "It would be better if it were the other way," said the traveller, "the + sceptre on the head and the crown in the hand; but if so, may be there is + within some company of players, with whom it is a common thing to have + those crowns and sceptres you speak of; for in such a small inn as this, + and where such silence is kept, I do not believe any people entitled to + crowns and sceptres can have taken up their quarters." + </p> + <p> + "You know but little of the world," returned Don Quixote, "since you are + ignorant of what commonly occurs in knight-errantry." + </p> + <p> + But the comrades of the spokesman, growing weary of the dialogue with Don + Quixote, renewed their knocks with great vehemence, so much so that the + host, and not only he but everybody in the inn, awoke, and he got up to + ask who knocked. It happened at this moment that one of the horses of the + four who were seeking admittance went to smell Rocinante, who melancholy, + dejected, and with drooping ears stood motionless, supporting his sorely + stretched master; and as he was, after all, flesh, though he looked as if + he were made of wood, he could not help giving way and in return smelling + the one who had come to offer him attentions. But he had hardly moved at + all when Don Quixote lost his footing; and slipping off the saddle, he + would have come to the ground, but for being suspended by the arm, which + caused him such agony that he believed either his wrist would be cut + through or his arm torn off; and he hung so near the ground that he could + just touch it with his feet, which was all the worse for him; for, finding + how little was wanted to enable him to plant his feet firmly, he struggled + and stretched himself as much as he could to gain a footing; just like + those undergoing the torture of the strappado, when they are fixed at + "touch and no touch," who aggravate their own sufferings by their violent + efforts to stretch themselves, deceived by the hope which makes them fancy + that with a very little more they will reach the ground. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c43b" id="c43b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c43b.jpg (272K)" src="images/c43b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c43b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c43e" id="c43e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c43e.jpg (20K)" src="images/c43e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch44" id="ch44"></a>CHAPTER XLIV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH ARE CONTINUED THE UNHEARD-OF ADVENTURES OF THE INN + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c44a" id="c44a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c44a.jpg (144K)" src="images/c44a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c44a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + So loud, in fact, were the shouts of Don Quixote, that the landlord + opening the gate of the inn in all haste, came out in dismay, and ran to + see who was uttering such cries, and those who were outside joined him. + Maritornes, who had been by this time roused up by the same outcry, + suspecting what it was, ran to the loft and, without anyone seeing her, + untied the halter by which Don Quixote was suspended, and down he came to + the ground in the sight of the landlord and the travellers, who + approaching asked him what was the matter with him that he shouted so. He + without replying a word took the rope off his wrist, and rising to his + feet leaped upon Rocinante, braced his buckler on his arm, put his lance + in rest, and making a considerable circuit of the plain came back at a + half-gallop exclaiming: + </p> + <p> + "Whoever shall say that I have been enchanted with just cause, provided my + lady the Princess Micomicona grants me permission to do so, I give him the + lie, challenge him and defy him to single combat." + </p> + <p> + The newly arrived travellers were amazed at the words of Don Quixote; but + the landlord removed their surprise by telling them who he was, and not to + mind him as he was out of his senses. They then asked the landlord if by + any chance a youth of about fifteen years of age had come to that inn, one + dressed like a muleteer, and of such and such an appearance, describing + that of Dona Clara's lover. The landlord replied that there were so many + people in the inn he had not noticed the person they were inquiring for; + but one of them observing the coach in which the Judge had come, said, "He + is here no doubt, for this is the coach he is following: let one of us + stay at the gate, and the rest go in to look for him; or indeed it would + be as well if one of us went round the inn, lest he should escape over the + wall of the yard." "So be it," said another; and while two of them went + in, one remained at the gate and the other made the circuit of the inn; + observing all which, the landlord was unable to conjecture for what reason + they were taking all these precautions, though he understood they were + looking for the youth whose description they had given him. + </p> + <p> + It was by this time broad daylight; and for that reason, as well as in + consequence of the noise Don Quixote had made, everybody was awake and up, + but particularly Dona Clara and Dorothea; for they had been able to sleep + but badly that night, the one from agitation at having her lover so near + her, the other from curiosity to see him. Don Quixote, when he saw that + not one of the four travellers took any notice of him or replied to his + challenge, was furious and ready to die with indignation and wrath; and if + he could have found in the ordinances of chivalry that it was lawful for a + knight-errant to undertake or engage in another enterprise, when he had + plighted his word and faith not to involve himself in any until he had + made an end of the one to which he was pledged, he would have attacked the + whole of them, and would have made them return an answer in spite of + themselves. But considering that it would not become him, nor be right, to + begin any new emprise until he had established Micomicona in her kingdom, + he was constrained to hold his peace and wait quietly to see what would be + the upshot of the proceedings of those same travellers; one of whom found + the youth they were seeking lying asleep by the side of a muleteer, + without a thought of anyone coming in search of him, much less finding + him. + </p> + <p> + The man laid hold of him by the arm, saying, "It becomes you well indeed, + Senor Don Luis, to be in the dress you wear, and well the bed in which I + find you agrees with the luxury in which your mother reared you." + </p> + <p> + The youth rubbed his sleepy eyes and stared for a while at him who held + him, but presently recognised him as one of his father's servants, at + which he was so taken aback that for some time he could not find or utter + a word; while the servant went on to say, "There is nothing for it now, + Senor Don Luis, but to submit quietly and return home, unless it is your + wish that my lord, your father, should take his departure for the other + world, for nothing else can be the consequence of the grief he is in at + your absence." + </p> + <p> + "But how did my father know that I had gone this road and in this dress?" + said Don Luis. + </p> + <p> + "It was a student to whom you confided your intentions," answered the + servant, "that disclosed them, touched with pity at the distress he saw + your father suffer on missing you; he therefore despatched four of his + servants in quest of you, and here we all are at your service, better + pleased than you can imagine that we shall return so soon and be able to + restore you to those eyes that so yearn for you." + </p> + <p> + "That shall be as I please, or as heaven orders," returned Don Luis. + </p> + <p> + "What can you please or heaven order," said the other, "except to agree to + go back? Anything else is impossible." + </p> + <p> + All this conversation between the two was overheard by the muleteer at + whose side Don Luis lay, and rising, he went to report what had taken + place to Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the others, who had by this time + dressed themselves; and told them how the man had addressed the youth as + "Don," and what words had passed, and how he wanted him to return to his + father, which the youth was unwilling to do. With this, and what they + already knew of the rare voice that heaven had bestowed upon him, they all + felt very anxious to know more particularly who he was, and even to help + him if it was attempted to employ force against him; so they hastened to + where he was still talking and arguing with his servant. Dorothea at this + instant came out of her room, followed by Dona Clara all in a tremor; and + calling Cardenio aside, she told him in a few words the story of the + musician and Dona Clara, and he at the same time told her what had + happened, how his father's servants had come in search of him; but in + telling her so, he did not speak low enough but that Dona Clara heard what + he said, at which she was so much agitated that had not Dorothea hastened + to support her she would have fallen to the ground. Cardenio then bade + Dorothea return to her room, as he would endeavour to make the whole + matter right, and they did as he desired. All the four who had come in + quest of Don Luis had now come into the inn and surrounded him, urging him + to return and console his father at once and without a moment's delay. He + replied that he could not do so on any account until he had concluded some + business in which his life, honour, and heart were at stake. The servants + pressed him, saying that most certainly they would not return without him, + and that they would take him away whether he liked it or not. + </p> + <p> + "You shall not do that," replied Don Luis, "unless you take me dead; + though however you take me, it will be without life." + </p> + <p> + By this time most of those in the inn had been attracted by the dispute, + but particularly Cardenio, Don Fernando, his companions, the Judge, the + curate, the barber, and Don Quixote; for he now considered there was no + necessity for mounting guard over the castle any longer. Cardenio being + already acquainted with the young man's story, asked the men who wanted to + take him away, what object they had in seeking to carry off this youth + against his will. + </p> + <p> + "Our object," said one of the four, "is to save the life of his father, + who is in danger of losing it through this gentleman's disappearance." + </p> + <p> + Upon this Don Luis exclaimed, "There is no need to make my affairs public + here; I am free, and I will return if I please; and if not, none of you + shall compel me." + </p> + <p> + "Reason will compel your worship," said the man, "and if it has no power + over you, it has power over us, to make us do what we came for, and what + it is our duty to do." + </p> + <p> + "Let us hear what the whole affair is about," said the Judge at this; but + the man, who knew him as a neighbour of theirs, replied, "Do you not know + this gentleman, Senor Judge? He is the son of your neighbour, who has run + away from his father's house in a dress so unbecoming his rank, as your + worship may perceive." + </p> + <p> + The judge on this looked at him more carefully and recognised him, and + embracing him said, "What folly is this, Senor Don Luis, or what can have + been the cause that could have induced you to come here in this way, and + in this dress, which so ill becomes your condition?" + </p> + <p> + Tears came into the eyes of the young man, and he was unable to utter a + word in reply to the Judge, who told the four servants not to be uneasy, + for all would be satisfactorily settled; and then taking Don Luis by the + hand, he drew him aside and asked the reason of his having come there. + </p> + <p> + But while he was questioning him they heard a loud outcry at the gate of + the inn, the cause of which was that two of the guests who had passed the + night there, seeing everybody busy about finding out what it was the four + men wanted, had conceived the idea of going off without paying what they + owed; but the landlord, who minded his own affairs more than other + people's, caught them going out of the gate and demanded his reckoning, + abusing them for their dishonesty with such language that he drove them to + reply with their fists, and so they began to lay on him in such a style + that the poor man was forced to cry out, and call for help. The landlady + and her daughter could see no one more free to give aid than Don Quixote, + and to him the daughter said, "Sir knight, by the virtue God has given + you, help my poor father, for two wicked men are beating him to a mummy." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote very deliberately and phlegmatically replied, "Fair + damsel, at the present moment your request is inopportune, for I am + debarred from involving myself in any adventure until I have brought to a + happy conclusion one to which my word has pledged me; but that which I can + do for you is what I will now mention: run and tell your father to stand + his ground as well as he can in this battle, and on no account to allow + himself to be vanquished, while I go and request permission of the + Princess Micomicona to enable me to succour him in his distress; and if + she grants it, rest assured I will relieve him from it." + </p> + <p> + "Sinner that I am," exclaimed Maritornes, who stood by; "before you have + got your permission my master will be in the other world." + </p> + <p> + "Give me leave, senora, to obtain the permission I speak of," returned Don + Quixote; "and if I get it, it will matter very little if he is in the + other world; for I will rescue him thence in spite of all the same world + can do; or at any rate I will give you such a revenge over those who shall + have sent him there that you will be more than moderately satisfied;" and + without saying anything more he went and knelt before Dorothea, requesting + her Highness in knightly and errant phrase to be pleased to grant him + permission to aid and succour the castellan of that castle, who now stood + in grievous jeopardy. The princess granted it graciously, and he at once, + bracing his buckler on his arm and drawing his sword, hastened to the + inn-gate, where the two guests were still handling the landlord roughly; + but as soon as he reached the spot he stopped short and stood still, + though Maritornes and the landlady asked him why he hesitated to help + their master and husband. + </p> + <p> + "I hesitate," said Don Quixote, "because it is not lawful for me to draw + sword against persons of squirely condition; but call my squire Sancho to + me; for this defence and vengeance are his affair and business." + </p> + <p> + Thus matters stood at the inn-gate, where there was a very lively exchange + of fisticuffs and punches, to the sore damage of the landlord and to the + wrath of Maritornes, the landlady, and her daughter, who were furious when + they saw the pusillanimity of Don Quixote, and the hard treatment their + master, husband and father was undergoing. But let us leave him there; for + he will surely find some one to help him, and if not, let him suffer and + hold his tongue who attempts more than his strength allows him to do; and + let us go back fifty paces to see what Don Luis said in reply to the Judge + whom we left questioning him privately as to his reasons for coming on + foot and so meanly dressed. + </p> + <p> + To which the youth, pressing his hand in a way that showed his heart was + troubled by some great sorrow, and shedding a flood of tears, made answer: + </p> + <p> + "Senor, I have no more to tell you than that from the moment when, through + heaven's will and our being near neighbours, I first saw Dona Clara, your + daughter and my lady, from that instant I made her the mistress of my + will, and if yours, my true lord and father, offers no impediment, this + very day she shall become my wife. For her I left my father's house, and + for her I assumed this disguise, to follow her whithersoever she may go, + as the arrow seeks its mark or the sailor the pole-star. She knows nothing + more of my passion than what she may have learned from having sometimes + seen from a distance that my eyes were filled with tears. You know + already, senor, the wealth and noble birth of my parents, and that I am + their sole heir; if this be a sufficient inducement for you to venture to + make me completely happy, accept me at once as your son; for if my father, + influenced by other objects of his own, should disapprove of this + happiness I have sought for myself, time has more power to alter and + change things, than human will." + </p> + <p> + With this the love-smitten youth was silent, while the Judge, after + hearing him, was astonished, perplexed, and surprised, as well at the + manner and intelligence with which Don Luis had confessed the secret of + his heart, as at the position in which he found himself, not knowing what + course to take in a matter so sudden and unexpected. All the answer, + therefore, he gave him was to bid him to make his mind easy for the + present, and arrange with his servants not to take him back that day, so + that there might be time to consider what was best for all parties. Don + Luis kissed his hands by force, nay, bathed them with his tears, in a way + that would have touched a heart of marble, not to say that of the Judge, + who, as a shrewd man, had already perceived how advantageous the marriage + would be to his daughter; though, were it possible, he would have + preferred that it should be brought about with the consent of the father + of Don Luis, who he knew looked for a title for his son. + </p> + <p> + The guests had by this time made peace with the landlord, for, by + persuasion and Don Quixote's fair words more than by threats, they had + paid him what he demanded, and the servants of Don Luis were waiting for + the end of the conversation with the Judge and their master's decision, + when the devil, who never sleeps, contrived that the barber, from whom Don + Quixote had taken Mambrino's helmet, and Sancho Panza the trappings of his + ass in exchange for those of his own, should at this instant enter the + inn; which said barber, as he led his ass to the stable, observed Sancho + Panza engaged in repairing something or other belonging to the + pack-saddle; and the moment he saw it he knew it, and made bold to attack + Sancho, exclaiming, "Ho, sir thief, I have caught you! hand over my basin + and my pack-saddle, and all my trappings that you robbed me of." + </p> + <p> + Sancho, finding himself so unexpectedly assailed, and hearing the abuse + poured upon him, seized the pack-saddle with one hand, and with the other + gave the barber a cuff that bathed his teeth in blood. The barber, + however, was not so ready to relinquish the prize he had made in the + pack-saddle; on the contrary, he raised such an outcry that everyone in + the inn came running to know what the noise and quarrel meant. "Here, in + the name of the king and justice!" he cried, "this thief and highwayman + wants to kill me for trying to recover my property." + </p> + <p> + "You lie," said Sancho, "I am no highwayman; it was in fair war my master + Don Quixote won these spoils." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was standing by at the time, highly pleased to see his + squire's stoutness, both offensive and defensive, and from that time forth + he reckoned him a man of mettle, and in his heart resolved to dub him a + knight on the first opportunity that presented itself, feeling sure that + the order of chivalry would be fittingly bestowed upon him. + </p> + <p> + In the course of the altercation, among other things the barber said, + "Gentlemen, this pack-saddle is mine as surely as I owe God a death, and I + know it as well as if I had given birth to it, and here is my ass in the + stable who will not let me lie; only try it, and if it does not fit him + like a glove, call me a rascal; and what is more, the same day I was + robbed of this, they robbed me likewise of a new brass basin, never yet + handselled, that would fetch a crown any day." + </p> + <p> + At this Don Quixote could not keep himself from answering; and interposing + between the two, and separating them, he placed the pack-saddle on the + ground, to lie there in sight until the truth was established, and said, + "Your worships may perceive clearly and plainly the error under which this + worthy squire lies when he calls a basin which was, is, and shall be the + helmet of Mambrino which I won from him in fair war, and made myself master + of by legitimate and lawful possession. With the pack-saddle I do not + concern myself; but I may tell you on that head that my squire Sancho + asked my permission to strip off the caparison of this vanquished + poltroon's steed, and with it adorn his own; I allowed him, and he took + it; and as to its having been changed from a caparison into a pack-saddle, + I can give no explanation except the usual one, that such transformations + will take place in adventures of chivalry. To confirm all which, run, + Sancho my son, and fetch hither the helmet which this good fellow calls a + basin." + </p> + <p> + "Egad, master," said Sancho, "if we have no other proof of our case than + what your worship puts forward, Mambrino's helmet is just as much a basin + as this good fellow's caparison is a pack-saddle." + </p> + <p> + "Do as I bid thee," said Don Quixote; "it cannot be that everything in + this castle goes by enchantment." + </p> + <p> + Sancho hastened to where the basin was, and brought it back with him, and + when Don Quixote saw it, he took hold of it and said: + </p> + <p> + "Your worships may see with what a face this squire can assert that this + is a basin and not the helmet I told you of; and I swear by the order of + chivalry I profess, that this helmet is the identical one I took from him, + without anything added to or taken from it." + </p> + <p> + "There is no doubt of that," said Sancho, "for from the time my master won + it until now he has only fought one battle in it, when he let loose those + unlucky men in chains; and if had not been for this basin-helmet he would + not have come off over well that time, for there was plenty of + stone-throwing in that affair." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c44e" id="c44e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c44e.jpg (13K)" src="images/c44e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch45" id="ch45"></a>CHAPTER XLV. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF MAMBRINO'S HELMET AND THE PACK-SADDLE IS + FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c45a" id="c45a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c45a.jpg (154K)" src="images/c45a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c45a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "What do you think now, gentlemen," said the barber, "of what these + gentles say, when they want to make out that this is a helmet?" + </p> + <p> + "And whoever says the contrary," said Don Quixote, "I will let him know he + lies if he is a knight, and if he is a squire that he lies again a + thousand times." + </p> + <p> + Our own barber, who was present at all this, and understood Don Quixote's + humour so thoroughly, took it into his head to back up his delusion and + carry on the joke for the general amusement; so addressing the other + barber he said: + </p> + <p> + "Senor barber, or whatever you are, you must know that I belong to your + profession too, and have had a licence to practise for more than twenty + years, and I know the implements of the barber craft, every one of them, + perfectly well; and I was likewise a soldier for some time in the days of + my youth, and I know also what a helmet is, and a morion, and a headpiece + with a visor, and other things pertaining to soldiering, I meant to say to + soldiers' arms; and I say—saving better opinions and always with + submission to sounder judgments—that this piece we have now before + us, which this worthy gentleman has in his hands, not only is no barber's + basin, but is as far from being one as white is from black, and truth from + falsehood; I say, moreover, that this, although it is a helmet, is not a + complete helmet." + </p> + <p> + "Certainly not," said Don Quixote, "for half of it is wanting, that is to + say the beaver." + </p> + <p> + "It is quite true," said the curate, who saw the object of his friend the + barber; and Cardenio, Don Fernando and his companions agreed with him, and + even the Judge, if his thoughts had not been so full of Don Luis's affair, + would have helped to carry on the joke; but he was so taken up with the + serious matters he had on his mind that he paid little or no attention to + these facetious proceedings. + </p> + <p> + "God bless me!" exclaimed their butt the barber at this; "is it possible + that such an honourable company can say that this is not a basin but a + helmet? Why, this is a thing that would astonish a whole university, + however wise it might be! That will do; if this basin is a helmet, why, + then the pack-saddle must be a horse's caparison, as this gentleman has + said." + </p> + <p> + "To me it looks like a pack-saddle," said Don Quixote; "but I have already + said that with that question I do not concern myself." + </p> + <p> + "As to whether it be pack-saddle or caparison," said the curate, "it is + only for Senor Don Quixote to say; for in these matters of chivalry all + these gentlemen and I bow to his authority." + </p> + <p> + "By God, gentlemen," said Don Quixote, "so many strange things have + happened to me in this castle on the two occasions on which I have + sojourned in it, that I will not venture to assert anything positively in + reply to any question touching anything it contains; for it is my belief + that everything that goes on within it goes by enchantment. The first + time, an enchanted Moor that there is in it gave me sore trouble, nor did + Sancho fare well among certain followers of his; and last night I was kept + hanging by this arm for nearly two hours, without knowing how or why I + came by such a mishap. So that now, for me to come forward to give an + opinion in such a puzzling matter, would be to risk a rash decision. As + regards the assertion that this is a basin and not a helmet I have already + given an answer; but as to the question whether this is a pack-saddle or a + caparison I will not venture to give a positive opinion, but will leave it + to your worships' better judgment. Perhaps as you are not dubbed knights + like myself, the enchantments of this place have nothing to do with you, + and your faculties are unfettered, and you can see things in this castle + as they really and truly are, and not as they appear to me." + </p> + <p> + "There can be no question," said Don Fernando on this, "but that Senor Don + Quixote has spoken very wisely, and that with us rests the decision of + this matter; and that we may have surer ground to go on, I will take the + votes of the gentlemen in secret, and declare the result clearly and + fully." + </p> + <p> + To those who were in on the secret of Don Quixote's humour all this afforded + great amusement; but to those who knew nothing about it, it seemed the + greatest nonsense in the world, in particular to the four servants of Don + Luis, as well as to Don Luis himself, and to three other travellers who + had by chance come to the inn, and had the appearance of officers of the + Holy Brotherhood, as indeed they were; but the one who above all was at + his wits' end was the barber whose basin, there before his very eyes, had been + turned into Mambrino's helmet, and whose pack-saddle he had no doubt + whatever was about to become a rich caparison for a horse. All laughed to + see Don Fernando going from one to another collecting the votes, and + whispering to them to give him their private opinion whether the treasure + over which there had been so much fighting was a pack-saddle or a + caparison; but after he had taken the votes of those who knew Don Quixote, + he said aloud, "The fact is, my good fellow, that I am tired collecting + such a number of opinions, for I find that there is not one of whom I ask + what I desire to know, who does not tell me that it is absurd to say that + this is the pack-saddle of an ass, and not the caparison of a horse, nay, + of a thoroughbred horse; so you must submit, for, in spite of you and your + ass, this is a caparison and no pack-saddle, and you have stated and + proved your case very badly." + </p> + <p> + "May I never share heaven," said the poor barber, "if your worships are + not all mistaken; and may my soul appear before God as that appears to me + a pack-saddle and not a caparison; but, 'laws go,'—I say no more; + and indeed I am not drunk, for I am fasting, except it be from sin." + </p> + <p> + The simple talk of the barber did not afford less amusement than the + absurdities of Don Quixote, who now observed: + </p> + <p> + "There is no more to be done now than for each to take what belongs to + him, and to whom God has given it, may St. Peter add his blessing." + </p> + <p> + But said one of the four servants, "Unless, indeed, this is a deliberate + joke, I cannot bring myself to believe that men so intelligent as those + present are, or seem to be, can venture to declare and assert that this is + not a basin, and that not a pack-saddle; but as I perceive that they do + assert and declare it, I can only come to the conclusion that there is + some mystery in this persistence in what is so opposed to the evidence of + experience and truth itself; for I swear by"—and here he rapped out + a round oath—"all the people in the world will not make me believe + that this is not a barber's basin and that a jackass's pack-saddle." + </p> + <p> + "It might easily be a she-ass's," observed the curate. + </p> + <p> + "It is all the same," said the servant; "that is not the point; but + whether it is or is not a pack-saddle, as your worships say." + </p> + <p> + On hearing this one of the newly arrived officers of the Brotherhood, who + had been listening to the dispute and controversy, unable to restrain his + anger and impatience, exclaimed, "It is a pack-saddle as sure as my father + is my father, and whoever has said or will say anything else must be + drunk." + </p> + <p> + "You lie like a rascally clown," returned Don Quixote; and lifting his + pike, which he had never let out of his hand, he delivered such a blow at + his head that, had not the officer dodged it, it would have stretched him + at full length. The pike was shivered in pieces against the ground, and + the rest of the officers, seeing their comrade assaulted, raised a shout, + calling for help for the Holy Brotherhood. The landlord, who was of the + fraternity, ran at once to fetch his staff of office and his sword, and + ranged himself on the side of his comrades; the servants of Don Luis + clustered round him, lest he should escape from them in the confusion; the + barber, seeing the house turned upside down, once more laid hold of his + pack-saddle and Sancho did the same; Don Quixote drew his sword and + charged the officers; Don Luis cried out to his servants to leave him + alone and go and help Don Quixote, and Cardenio and Don Fernando, who were + supporting him; the curate was shouting at the top of his voice, the + landlady was screaming, her daughter was wailing, Maritornes was weeping, + Dorothea was aghast, Luscinda terror-stricken, and Dona Clara in a faint. + The barber cudgelled Sancho, and Sancho pommelled the barber; Don Luis + gave one of his servants, who ventured to catch him by the arm to keep him + from escaping, a cuff that bathed his teeth in blood; the Judge took his + part; Don Fernando had got one of the officers down and was belabouring + him heartily; the landlord raised his voice again calling for help for the + Holy Brotherhood; so that the whole inn was nothing but cries, shouts, + shrieks, confusion, terror, dismay, mishaps, sword-cuts, fisticuffs, + cudgellings, kicks, and bloodshed; and in the midst of all this chaos, + complication, and general entanglement, Don Quixote took it into his head + that he had been plunged into the thick of the discord of Agramante's + camp; and, in a voice that shook the inn like thunder, he cried out: + </p> + <p> + "Hold all, let all sheathe their swords, let all be calm and attend to me + as they value their lives!" + </p> + <p> + All paused at his mighty voice, and he went on to say, "Did I not tell + you, sirs, that this castle was enchanted, and that a legion or so of + devils dwelt in it? In proof whereof I call upon you to behold with your + own eyes how the discord of Agramante's camp has come hither, and been + transferred into the midst of us. See how they fight, there for the sword, + here for the horse, on that side for the eagle, on this for the helmet; we + are all fighting, and all at cross purposes. Come then, you, Senor Judge, + and you, senor curate; let the one represent King Agramante and the other + King Sobrino, and make peace among us; for by God Almighty it is a sorry + business that so many persons of quality as we are should slay one another + for such trifling cause." The officers, who did not understand Don + Quixote's mode of speaking, and found themselves roughly handled by Don + Fernando, Cardenio, and their companions, were not to be appeased; the + barber was, however, for both his beard and his pack-saddle were the worse + for the struggle; Sancho like a good servant obeyed the slightest word of + his master; while the four servants of Don Luis kept quiet when they saw + how little they gained by not being so. The landlord alone insisted upon + it that they must punish the insolence of this madman, who at every turn + raised a disturbance in the inn; but at length the uproar was stilled for + the present; the pack-saddle remained a caparison till the day of + judgment, and the basin a helmet and the inn a castle in Don Quixote's + imagination. + </p> + <p> + All having been now pacified and made friends by the persuasion of the + Judge and the curate, the servants of Don Luis began again to urge him to + return with them at once; and while he was discussing the matter with + them, the Judge took counsel with Don Fernando, Cardenio, and the curate + as to what he ought to do in the case, telling them how it stood, and what + Don Luis had said to him. It was agreed at length that Don Fernando should + tell the servants of Don Luis who he was, and that it was his desire that + Don Luis should accompany him to Andalusia, where he would receive from + the marquis his brother the welcome his quality entitled him to; for, + otherwise, it was easy to see from the determination of Don Luis that he + would not return to his father at present, though they tore him to pieces. + On learning the rank of Don Fernando and the resolution of Don Luis the + four then settled it between themselves that three of them should return + to tell his father how matters stood, and that the other should remain to + wait upon Don Luis, and not leave him until they came back for him, or his + father's orders were known. Thus by the authority of Agramante and the + wisdom of King Sobrino all this complication of disputes was arranged; but + the enemy of concord and hater of peace, feeling himself slighted and made + a fool of, and seeing how little he had gained after having involved them + all in such an elaborate entanglement, resolved to try his hand once more + by stirring up fresh quarrels and disturbances. + </p> + <p> + It came about in this wise: the officers were pacified on learning the + rank of those with whom they had been engaged, and withdrew from the + contest, considering that whatever the result might be they were likely to + get the worst of the battle; but one of them, the one who had been + thrashed and kicked by Don Fernando, recollected that among some warrants + he carried for the arrest of certain delinquents, he had one against Don + Quixote, whom the Holy Brotherhood had ordered to be arrested for setting + the galley slaves free, as Sancho had, with very good reason, apprehended. + Suspecting how it was, then, he wished to satisfy himself as to whether + Don Quixote's features corresponded; and taking a parchment out of his + bosom he lit upon what he was in search of, and setting himself to read it + deliberately, for he was not a quick reader, as he made out each word he + fixed his eyes on Don Quixote, and went on comparing the description in + the warrant with his face, and discovered that beyond all doubt he was the + person described in it. As soon as he had satisfied himself, folding up + the parchment, he took the warrant in his left hand and with his right + seized Don Quixote by the collar so tightly that he did not allow him to + breathe, and shouted aloud, "Help for the Holy Brotherhood! and that you + may see I demand it in earnest, read this warrant which says this + highwayman is to be arrested." + </p> + <p> + The curate took the warrant and saw that what the officer said was true, + and that it agreed with Don Quixote's appearance, who, on his part, when + he found himself roughly handled by this rascally clown, worked up to the + highest pitch of wrath, and all his joints cracking with rage, with both + hands seized the officer by the throat with all his might, so that had he + not been helped by his comrades he would have yielded up his life ere Don + Quixote released his hold. The landlord, who had perforce to support his + brother officers, ran at once to aid them. The landlady, when she saw her + husband engaged in a fresh quarrel, lifted up her voice afresh, and its + note was immediately caught up by Maritornes and her daughter, calling + upon heaven and all present for help; and Sancho, seeing what was going + on, exclaimed, "By the Lord, it is quite true what my master says about + the enchantments of this castle, for it is impossible to live an hour in + peace in it!" + </p> + <p> + Don Fernando parted the officer and Don Quixote, and to their mutual + contentment made them relax the grip by which they held, the one the coat + collar, the other the throat of his adversary; for all this, however, the + officers did not cease to demand their prisoner and call on them to help, + and deliver him over bound into their power, as was required for the + service of the King and of the Holy Brotherhood, on whose behalf they + again demanded aid and assistance to effect the capture of this robber and + footpad of the highways. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote smiled when he heard these words, and said very calmly, "Come + now, base, ill-born brood; call ye it highway robbery to give freedom to + those in bondage, to release the captives, to succour the miserable, to + raise up the fallen, to relieve the needy? Infamous beings, who by your + vile grovelling intellects deserve that heaven should not make known to + you the virtue that lies in knight-errantry, or show you the sin and + ignorance in which ye lie when ye refuse to respect the shadow, not to say + the presence, of any knight-errant! Come now; band, not of officers, but + of thieves; footpads with the licence of the Holy Brotherhood; tell me who + was the ignoramus who signed a warrant of arrest against such a knight as + I am? Who was he that did not know that knights-errant are independent of + all jurisdictions, that their law is their sword, their charter their + prowess, and their edicts their will? Who, I say again, was the fool that + knows not that there are no letters patent of nobility that confer such + privileges or exemptions as a knight-errant acquires the day he is dubbed + a knight, and devotes himself to the arduous calling of chivalry? What + knight-errant ever paid poll-tax, duty, queen's pin-money, king's dues, + toll or ferry? What tailor ever took payment of him for making his + clothes? What castellan that received him in his castle ever made him pay + his shot? What king did not seat him at his table? What damsel was not + enamoured of him and did not yield herself up wholly to his will and + pleasure? And, lastly, what knight-errant has there been, is there, or + will there ever be in the world, not bold enough to give, single-handed, + four hundred cudgellings to four hundred officers of the Holy Brotherhood + if they come in his way?" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch46" id="ch46"></a>CHAPTER XLVI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE END OF THE NOTABLE ADVENTURE OF THE OFFICERS OF THE HOLY + BROTHERHOOD; AND OF THE GREAT FEROCITY OF OUR WORTHY KNIGHT, DON QUIXOTE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c46a" id="c46a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c46a.jpg (163K)" src="images/c46a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c46a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + While Don Quixote was talking in this strain, the curate was endeavouring + to persuade the officers that he was out of his senses, as they might + perceive by his deeds and his words, and that they need not press the + matter any further, for even if they arrested him and carried him off, + they would have to release him by-and-by as a madman; to which the holder + of the warrant replied that he had nothing to do with inquiring into Don + Quixote's madness, but only to execute his superior's orders, and that + once taken they might let him go three hundred times if they liked. + </p> + <p> + "For all that," said the curate, "you must not take him away this time, + nor will he, it is my opinion, let himself be taken away." + </p> + <p> + In short, the curate used such arguments, and Don Quixote did such mad + things, that the officers would have been more mad than he was if they had + not perceived his want of wits, and so they thought it best to allow + themselves to be pacified, and even to act as peacemakers between the + barber and Sancho Panza, who still continued their altercation with much + bitterness. In the end they, as officers of justice, settled the question + by arbitration in such a manner that both sides were, if not perfectly + contented, at least to some extent satisfied; for they changed the + pack-saddles, but not the girths or head-stalls; and as to Mambrino's + helmet, the curate, under the rose and without Don Quixote's knowing it, + paid eight reals for the basin, and the barber executed a full receipt and + engagement to make no further demand then or thenceforth for evermore, + amen. These two disputes, which were the most important and gravest, being + settled, it only remained for the servants of Don Luis to consent that + three of them should return while one was left to accompany him whither + Don Fernando desired to take him; and good luck and better fortune, having + already begun to solve difficulties and remove obstructions in favour of + the lovers and warriors of the inn, were pleased to persevere and bring + everything to a happy issue; for the servants agreed to do as Don Luis + wished; which gave Dona Clara such happiness that no one could have looked + into her face just then without seeing the joy of her heart. Zoraida, + though she did not fully comprehend all she saw, was grave or gay without + knowing why, as she watched and studied the various countenances, but + particularly her Spaniard's, whom she followed with her eyes and clung to + with her soul. The gift and compensation which the curate gave the barber + had not escaped the landlord's notice, and he demanded Don Quixote's + reckoning, together with the amount of the damage to his wine-skins, and + the loss of his wine, swearing that neither Rocinante nor Sancho's ass + should leave the inn until he had been paid to the very last farthing. The + curate settled all amicably, and Don Fernando paid; though the Judge had + also very readily offered to pay the score; and all became so peaceful and + quiet that the inn no longer reminded one of the discord of Agramante's + camp, as Don Quixote said, but of the peace and tranquillity of the days + of Octavianus: for all which it was the universal opinion that their + thanks were due to the great zeal and eloquence of the curate, and to the + unexampled generosity of Don Fernando. + </p> + <p> + Finding himself now clear and quit of all quarrels, his squire's as well + as his own, Don Quixote considered that it would be advisable to continue + the journey he had begun, and bring to a close that great adventure for + which he had been called and chosen; and with this high resolve he went + and knelt before Dorothea, who, however, would not allow him to utter a + word until he had risen; so to obey her he rose, and said, "It is a common + proverb, fair lady, that 'diligence is the mother of good fortune,' and + experience has often shown in important affairs that the earnestness of + the negotiator brings the doubtful case to a successful termination; but + in nothing does this truth show itself more plainly than in war, where + quickness and activity forestall the devices of the enemy, and win the + victory before the foe has time to defend himself. All this I say, exalted + and esteemed lady, because it seems to me that for us to remain any longer + in this castle now is useless, and may be injurious to us in a way that we + shall find out some day; for who knows but that your enemy the giant may + have learned by means of secret and diligent spies that I am going to + destroy him, and if the opportunity be given him he may seize it to + fortify himself in some impregnable castle or stronghold, against which + all my efforts and the might of my indefatigable arm may avail but little? + Therefore, lady, let us, as I say, forestall his schemes by our activity, + and let us depart at once in quest of fair fortune; for your highness is + only kept from enjoying it as fully as you could desire by my delay in + encountering your adversary." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote held his peace and said no more, calmly awaiting the reply of + the beauteous princess, who, with commanding dignity and in a style + adapted to Don Quixote's own, replied to him in these words, "I give you + thanks, sir knight, for the eagerness you, like a good knight to whom it + is a natural obligation to succour the orphan and the needy, display to + afford me aid in my sore trouble; and heaven grant that your wishes and + mine may be realised, so that you may see that there are women in this + world capable of gratitude; as to my departure, let it be forthwith, for I + have no will but yours; dispose of me entirely in accordance with your + good pleasure; for she who has once entrusted to you the defence of her + person, and placed in your hands the recovery of her dominions, must not + think of offering opposition to that which your wisdom may ordain." + </p> + <p> + "On, then, in God's name," said Don Quixote; "for, when a lady humbles + herself to me, I will not lose the opportunity of raising her up and + placing her on the throne of her ancestors. Let us depart at once, for the + common saying that in delay there is danger, lends spurs to my eagerness + to take the road; and as neither heaven has created nor hell seen any that + can daunt or intimidate me, saddle Rocinante, Sancho, and get ready thy + ass and the queen's palfrey, and let us take leave of the castellan and + these gentlemen, and go hence this very instant." + </p> + <p> + Sancho, who was standing by all the time, said, shaking his head, "Ah! + master, master, there is more mischief in the village than one hears of, + begging all good bodies' pardon." + </p> + <p> + "What mischief can there be in any village, or in all the cities of the + world, you booby, that can hurt my reputation?" said Don Quixote. + </p> + <p> + "If your worship is angry," replied Sancho, "I will hold my tongue and + leave unsaid what as a good squire I am bound to say, and what a good + servant should tell his master." + </p> + <p> + "Say what thou wilt," returned Don Quixote, "provided thy words be not + meant to work upon my fears; for thou, if thou fearest, art behaving like + thyself; but I like myself, in not fearing." + </p> + <p> + "It is nothing of the sort, as I am a sinner before God," said Sancho, + "but that I take it to be sure and certain that this lady, who calls + herself queen of the great kingdom of Micomicon, is no more so than my + mother; for, if she was what she says, she would not go rubbing noses with + one that is here every instant and behind every door." + </p> + <p> + Dorothea turned red at Sancho's words, for the truth was that her husband + Don Fernando had now and then, when the others were not looking, gathered + from her lips some of the reward his love had earned, and Sancho seeing + this had considered that such freedom was more like a courtesan than a + queen of a great kingdom; she, however, being unable or not caring to + answer him, allowed him to proceed, and he continued, "This I say, senor, + because, if after we have travelled roads and highways, and passed bad + nights and worse days, one who is now enjoying himself in this inn is to + reap the fruit of our labours, there is no need for me to be in a hurry to + saddle Rocinante, put the pad on the ass, or get ready the palfrey; for it + will be better for us to stay quiet, and let every jade mind her spinning, + and let us go to dinner." + </p> + <p> + Good God, what was the indignation of Don Quixote when he heard the + audacious words of his squire! So great was it, that in a voice + inarticulate with rage, with a stammering tongue, and eyes that flashed + living fire, he exclaimed, "Rascally clown, boorish, insolent, and + ignorant, ill-spoken, foul-mouthed, impudent backbiter and slanderer! Hast + thou dared to utter such words in my presence and in that of these + illustrious ladies? Hast thou dared to harbour such gross and shameless + thoughts in thy muddled imagination? Begone from my presence, thou born + monster, storehouse of lies, hoard of untruths, garner of knaveries, + inventor of scandals, publisher of absurdities, enemy of the respect due + to royal personages! Begone, show thyself no more before me under pain of + my wrath;" and so saying he knitted his brows, puffed out his cheeks, + gazed around him, and stamped on the ground violently with his right foot, + showing in every way the rage that was pent up in his heart; and at his + words and furious gestures Sancho was so scared and terrified that he + would have been glad if the earth had opened that instant and swallowed + him, and his only thought was to turn round and make his escape from the + angry presence of his master. + </p> + <p> + But the ready-witted Dorothea, who by this time so well understood Don + Quixote's humour, said, to mollify his wrath, "Be not irritated at the + absurdities your good squire has uttered, Sir Knight of the Rueful + Countenance, for perhaps he did not utter them without cause, and from his + good sense and Christian conscience it is not likely that he would bear + false witness against anyone. We may therefore believe, without any + hesitation, that since, as you say, sir knight, everything in this castle + goes and is brought about by means of enchantment, Sancho, I say, may + possibly have seen, through this diabolical medium, what he says he saw so + much to the detriment of my modesty." + </p> + <p> + "I swear by God Omnipotent," exclaimed Don Quixote at this, "your highness + has hit the point; and that some vile illusion must have come before this + sinner of a Sancho, that made him see what it would have been impossible + to see by any other means than enchantments; for I know well enough, from + the poor fellow's goodness and harmlessness, that he is incapable of + bearing false witness against anybody." + </p> + <p> + "True, no doubt," said Don Fernando, "for which reason, Senor Don Quixote, + you ought to forgive him and restore him to the bosom of your favour, + sicut erat in principio, before illusions of this sort had taken away his + senses." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote said he was ready to pardon him, and the curate went for + Sancho, who came in very humbly, and falling on his knees begged for the + hand of his master, who having presented it to him and allowed him to kiss + it, gave him his blessing and said, "Now, Sancho my son, thou wilt be + convinced of the truth of what I have many a time told thee, that + everything in this castle is done by means of enchantment." + </p> + <p> + "So it is, I believe," said Sancho, "except the affair of the blanket, + which came to pass in reality by ordinary means." + </p> + <p> + "Believe it not," said Don Quixote, "for had it been so, I would have + avenged thee that instant, or even now; but neither then nor now could I, + nor have I seen anyone upon whom to avenge thy wrong." + </p> + <p> + They were all eager to know what the affair of the blanket was, and the + landlord gave them a minute account of Sancho's flights, at which they + laughed not a little, and at which Sancho would have been no less out of + countenance had not his master once more assured him it was all + enchantment. For all that his simplicity never reached so high a pitch + that he could persuade himself it was not the plain and simple truth, + without any deception whatever about it, that he had been blanketed by + beings of flesh and blood, and not by visionary and imaginary phantoms, as + his master believed and protested. + </p> + <p> + The illustrious company had now been two days in the inn; and as it seemed + to them time to depart, they devised a plan so that, without giving + Dorothea and Don Fernando the trouble of going back with Don Quixote to + his village under pretence of restoring Queen Micomicona, the curate and + the barber might carry him away with them as they proposed, and the curate + be able to take his madness in hand at home; and in pursuance of their + plan they arranged with the owner of an oxcart who happened to be passing + that way to carry him after this fashion. They constructed a kind of cage + with wooden bars, large enough to hold Don Quixote comfortably; and then + Don Fernando and his companions, the servants of Don Luis, and the + officers of the Brotherhood, together with the landlord, by the directions + and advice of the curate, covered their faces and disguised themselves, + some in one way, some in another, so as to appear to Don Quixote quite + different from the persons he had seen in the castle. This done, in + profound silence they entered the room where he was asleep, taking his + rest after the past frays, and advancing to where he was sleeping + tranquilly, not dreaming of anything of the kind happening, they seized + him firmly and bound him fast hand and foot, so that, when he awoke + startled, he was unable to move, and could only marvel and wonder at the + strange figures he saw before him; upon which he at once gave way to the + idea which his crazed fancy invariably conjured up before him, and took it + into his head that all these shapes were phantoms of the enchanted castle, + and that he himself was unquestionably enchanted as he could neither move + nor help himself; precisely what the curate, the concoctor of the scheme, + expected would happen. Of all that were there Sancho was the only one who + was at once in his senses and in his own proper character, and he, though + he was within very little of sharing his master's infirmity, did not fail + to perceive who all these disguised figures were; but he did not dare to + open his lips until he saw what came of this assault and capture of his + master; nor did the latter utter a word, waiting to the upshot of his + mishap; which was that bringing in the cage, they shut him up in it and + nailed the bars so firmly that they could not be easily burst open. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c46b" id="c46b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c46b.jpg (342K)" src="images/c46b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c46b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + They then took him on their shoulders, and as they passed out of the room + an awful voice—as much so as the barber, not he of the pack-saddle + but the other, was able to make it—was heard to say, "O Knight of + the Rueful Countenance, let not this captivity in which thou art placed + afflict thee, for this must needs be, for the more speedy accomplishment + of the adventure in which thy great heart has engaged thee; the which + shall be accomplished when the raging Manchegan lion and the white Tobosan + dove shall be linked together, having first humbled their haughty necks to + the gentle yoke of matrimony. And from this marvellous union shall come + forth to the light of the world brave whelps that shall rival the ravening + claws of their valiant father; and this shall come to pass ere the pursuer + of the flying nymph shall in his swift natural course have twice visited + the starry signs. And thou, O most noble and obedient squire that ever + bore sword at side, beard on face, or nose to smell with, be not dismayed + or grieved to see the flower of knight-errantry carried away thus before + thy very eyes; for soon, if it so please the Framer of the universe, thou + shalt see thyself exalted to such a height that thou shalt not know + thyself, and the promises which thy good master has made thee shall not + prove false; and I assure thee, on the authority of the sage Mentironiana, + that thy wages shall be paid thee, as thou shalt see in due season. Follow + then the footsteps of the valiant enchanted knight, for it is expedient + that thou shouldst go to the destination assigned to both of you; and as + it is not permitted to me to say more, God be with thee; for I return to + that place I wot of;" and as he brought the prophecy to a close he raised + his voice to a high pitch, and then lowered it to such a soft tone, that + even those who knew it was all a joke were almost inclined to take what + they heard seriously. + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote was comforted by the prophecy he heard, for he at once + comprehended its meaning perfectly, and perceived it was promised to him + that he should see himself united in holy and lawful matrimony with his + beloved Dulcinea del Toboso, from whose blessed womb should proceed the + whelps, his sons, to the eternal glory of La Mancha; and being thoroughly + and firmly persuaded of this, he lifted up his voice, and with a deep sigh + exclaimed, "Oh thou, whoever thou art, who hast foretold me so much good, + I implore of thee that on my part thou entreat that sage enchanter who + takes charge of my interests, that he leave me not to perish in this + captivity in which they are now carrying me away, ere I see fulfilled + promises so joyful and incomparable as those which have been now made me; + for, let this but come to pass, and I shall glory in the pains of my + prison, find comfort in these chains wherewith they bind me, and regard + this bed whereon they stretch me, not as a hard battle-field, but as a + soft and happy nuptial couch; and touching the consolation of Sancho + Panza, my squire, I rely upon his goodness and rectitude that he will not + desert me in good or evil fortune; for if, by his ill luck or mine, it may + not happen to be in my power to give him the island I have promised, or + any equivalent for it, at least his wages shall not be lost; for in my + will, which is already made, I have declared the sum that shall be paid to + him, measured, not by his many faithful services, but by the means at my + disposal." + </p> + <p> + Sancho bowed his head very respectfully and kissed both his hands, for, + being tied together, he could not kiss one; and then the apparitions + lifted the cage upon their shoulders and fixed it upon the ox-cart. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c46e" id="c46e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c46e.jpg (56K)" src="images/c46e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c46e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch47" id="ch47"></a>CHAPTER XLVII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA WAS CARRIED AWAY + ENCHANTED, TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c47a" id="c47a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c47a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c47a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c47a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + When Don Quixote saw himself caged and hoisted on the cart in this way, he + said, "Many grave histories of knights-errant have I read; but never yet + have I read, seen, or heard of their carrying off enchanted knights-errant + in this fashion, or at the slow pace that these lazy, sluggish animals + promise; for they always take them away through the air with marvellous + swiftness, enveloped in a dark thick cloud, or on a chariot of fire, or it + may be on some hippogriff or other beast of the kind; but to carry me off + like this on an ox-cart! By God, it puzzles me! But perhaps the chivalry + and enchantments of our day take a different course from that of those in + days gone by; and it may be, too, that as I am a new knight in the world, + and the first to revive the already forgotten calling of + knight-adventurers, they may have newly invented other kinds of + enchantments and other modes of carrying off the enchanted. What thinkest + thou of the matter, Sancho my son?" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c47b" id="c47b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c47b.jpg (357K)" src="images/c47b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c47b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "I don't know what to think," answered Sancho, "not being as well read as + your worship in errant writings; but for all that I venture to say and + swear that these apparitions that are about us are not quite catholic." + </p> + <p> + "Catholic!" said Don Quixote. "Father of me! how can they be Catholic when + they are all devils that have taken fantastic shapes to come and do this, + and bring me to this condition? And if thou wouldst prove it, touch them, + and feel them, and thou wilt find they have only bodies of air, and no + consistency except in appearance." + </p> + <p> + "By God, master," returned Sancho, "I have touched them already; and that + devil, that goes about there so busily, has firm flesh, and another + property very different from what I have heard say devils have, for by all + accounts they all smell of brimstone and other bad smells; but this one + smells of amber half a league off." Sancho was here speaking of Don + Fernando, who, like a gentleman of his rank, was very likely perfumed as + Sancho said. + </p> + <p> + "Marvel not at that, Sancho my friend," said Don Quixote; "for let me tell + thee devils are crafty; and even if they do carry odours about with them, + they themselves have no smell, because they are spirits; or, if they have + any smell, they cannot smell of anything sweet, but of something foul and + fetid; and the reason is that as they carry hell with them wherever they + go, and can get no ease whatever from their torments, and as a sweet smell + is a thing that gives pleasure and enjoyment, it is impossible that they + can smell sweet; if, then, this devil thou speakest of seems to thee to + smell of amber, either thou art deceiving thyself, or he wants to deceive + thee by making thee fancy he is not a devil." + </p> + <p> + Such was the conversation that passed between master and man; and Don + Fernando and Cardenio, apprehensive of Sancho's making a complete + discovery of their scheme, towards which he had already gone some way, + resolved to hasten their departure, and calling the landlord aside, they + directed him to saddle Rocinante and put the pack-saddle on Sancho's ass, + which he did with great alacrity. In the meantime the curate had made an + arrangement with the officers that they should bear them company as far as + his village, he paying them so much a day. Cardenio hung the buckler on + one side of the bow of Rocinante's saddle and the basin on the other, and + by signs commanded Sancho to mount his ass and take Rocinante's bridle, + and at each side of the cart he placed two officers with their muskets; + but before the cart was put in motion, out came the landlady and her + daughter and Maritornes to bid Don Quixote farewell, pretending to weep + with grief at his misfortune; and to them Don Quixote said: + </p> + <p> + "Weep not, good ladies, for all these mishaps are the lot of those who + follow the profession I profess; and if these reverses did not befall me I + should not esteem myself a famous knight-errant; for such things never + happen to knights of little renown and fame, because nobody in the world + thinks about them; to valiant knights they do, for these are envied for + their virtue and valour by many princes and other knights who compass the + destruction of the worthy by base means. Nevertheless, virtue is of + herself so mighty, that, in spite of all the magic that Zoroaster its + first inventor knew, she will come victorious out of every trial, and shed + her light upon the earth as the sun does upon the heavens. Forgive me, + fair ladies, if, through inadvertence, I have in aught offended you; for + intentionally and wittingly I have never done so to any; and pray to God + that he deliver me from this captivity to which some malevolent enchanter + has consigned me; and should I find myself released therefrom, the favours + that ye have bestowed upon me in this castle shall be held in memory by + me, that I may acknowledge, recognise, and requite them as they deserve." + </p> + <p> + While this was passing between the ladies of the castle and Don Quixote, + the curate and the barber bade farewell to Don Fernando and his + companions, to the captain, his brother, and the ladies, now all made + happy, and in particular to Dorothea and Luscinda. They all embraced one + another, and promised to let each other know how things went with them, + and Don Fernando directed the curate where to write to him, to tell him + what became of Don Quixote, assuring him that there was nothing that could + give him more pleasure than to hear of it, and that he too, on his part, + would send him word of everything he thought he would like to know, about + his marriage, Zoraida's baptism, Don Luis's affair, and Luscinda's return + to her home. The curate promised to comply with his request carefully, and + they embraced once more, and renewed their promises. + </p> + <p> + The landlord approached the curate and handed him some papers, saying he + had discovered them in the lining of the valise in which the novel of "The + Ill-advised Curiosity" had been found, and that he might take them all + away with him as their owner had not since returned; for, as he could not + read, he did not want them himself. The curate thanked him, and opening + them he saw at the beginning of the manuscript the words, "Novel of + Rinconete and Cortadillo," by which he perceived that it was a novel, and + as that of "The Ill-advised Curiosity" had been good he concluded this + would be so too, as they were both probably by the same author; so he kept + it, intending to read it when he had an opportunity. He then mounted and + his friend the barber did the same, both masked, so as not to be + recognised by Don Quixote, and set out following in the rear of the cart. + The order of march was this: first went the cart with the owner leading + it; at each side of it marched the officers of the Brotherhood, as has + been said, with their muskets; then followed Sancho Panza on his ass, + leading Rocinante by the bridle; and behind all came the curate and the + barber on their mighty mules, with faces covered, as aforesaid, and a + grave and serious air, measuring their pace to suit the slow steps of the + oxen. Don Quixote was seated in the cage, with his hands tied and his feet + stretched out, leaning against the bars as silent and as patient as if he + were a stone statue and not a man of flesh. Thus slowly and silently they + made, it might be, two leagues, until they reached a valley which the + carter thought a convenient place for resting and feeding his oxen, and he + said so to the curate, but the barber was of opinion that they ought to + push on a little farther, as at the other side of a hill which appeared + close by he knew there was a valley that had more grass and much better + than the one where they proposed to halt; and his advice was taken and + they continued their journey. + </p> + <p> + Just at that moment the curate, looking back, saw coming on behind them + six or seven mounted men, well found and equipped, who soon overtook them, + for they were travelling, not at the sluggish, deliberate pace of oxen, + but like men who rode canons' mules, and in haste to take their noontide + rest as soon as possible at the inn which was in sight not a league off. + The quick travellers came up with the slow, and courteous salutations were + exchanged; and one of the new comers, who was, in fact, a canon of Toledo + and master of the others who accompanied him, observing the regular order + of the procession, the cart, the officers, Sancho, Rocinante, the curate + and the barber, and above all Don Quixote caged and confined, could not + help asking what was the meaning of carrying the man in that fashion; + though, from the badges of the officers, he already concluded that he must + be some desperate highwayman or other malefactor whose punishment fell + within the jurisdiction of the Holy Brotherhood. One of the officers to + whom he had put the question, replied, "Let the gentleman himself tell you + the meaning of his going this way, senor, for we do not know." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote overheard the conversation and said, "Haply, gentlemen, you + are versed and learned in matters of errant chivalry? Because if you are I + will tell you my misfortunes; if not, there is no good in my giving myself + the trouble of relating them;" but here the curate and the barber, seeing + that the travellers were engaged in conversation with Don Quixote, came + forward, in order to answer in such a way as to save their stratagem from + being discovered. + </p> + <p> + The canon, replying to Don Quixote, said, "In truth, brother, I know more + about books of chivalry than I do about Villalpando's elements of logic; + so if that be all, you may safely tell me what you please." + </p> + <p> + "In God's name, then, senor," replied Don Quixote; "if that be so, I would + have you know that I am held enchanted in this cage by the envy and fraud + of wicked enchanters; for virtue is more persecuted by the wicked than + loved by the good. I am a knight-errant, and not one of those whose names + Fame has never thought of immortalising in her record, but of those who, + in defiance and in spite of envy itself, and all the magicians that + Persia, or Brahmans that India, or Gymnosophists that Ethiopia ever + produced, will place their names in the temple of immortality, to serve as + examples and patterns for ages to come, whereby knights-errant may see the + footsteps in which they must tread if they would attain the summit and + crowning point of honour in arms." + </p> + <p> + "What Senor Don Quixote of La Mancha says," observed the curate, "is the + truth; for he goes enchanted in this cart, not from any fault or sins of + his, but because of the malevolence of those to whom virtue is odious and + valour hateful. This, senor, is the Knight of the Rueful Countenance, if + you have ever heard him named, whose valiant achievements and mighty deeds + shall be written on lasting brass and imperishable marble, notwithstanding + all the efforts of envy to obscure them and malice to hide them." + </p> + <p> + When the canon heard both the prisoner and the man who was at liberty talk + in such a strain he was ready to cross himself in his astonishment, and + could not make out what had befallen him; and all his attendants were in + the same state of amazement. + </p> + <p> + At this point Sancho Panza, who had drawn near to hear the conversation, + said, in order to make everything plain, "Well, sirs, you may like or + dislike what I am going to say, but the fact of the matter is, my master, + Don Quixote, is just as much enchanted as my mother. He is in his full + senses, he eats and he drinks, and he has his calls like other men and as + he had yesterday, before they caged him. And if that's the case, what do + they mean by wanting me to believe that he is enchanted? For I have heard + many a one say that enchanted people neither eat, nor sleep, nor talk; and + my master, if you don't stop him, will talk more than thirty lawyers." + Then turning to the curate he exclaimed, "Ah, senor curate, senor curate! + do you think I don't know you? Do you think I don't guess and see the + drift of these new enchantments? Well then, I can tell you I know you, for + all your face is covered, and I can tell you I am up to you, however you + may hide your tricks. After all, where envy reigns virtue cannot live, and + where there is niggardliness there can be no liberality. Ill betide the + devil! if it had not been for your worship my master would be married to + the Princess Micomicona this minute, and I should be a count at least; for + no less was to be expected, as well from the goodness of my master, him of + the Rueful Countenance, as from the greatness of my services. But I see + now how true it is what they say in these parts, that the wheel of fortune + turns faster than a mill-wheel, and that those who were up yesterday are + down to-day. I am sorry for my wife and children, for when they might + fairly and reasonably expect to see their father return to them a governor + or viceroy of some island or kingdom, they will see him come back a + horse-boy. I have said all this, senor curate, only to urge your paternity + to lay to your conscience your ill-treatment of my master; and have a care + that God does not call you to account in another life for making a + prisoner of him in this way, and charge against you all the succours and + good deeds that my lord Don Quixote leaves undone while he is shut up. + </p> + <p> + "Trim those lamps there!" exclaimed the barber at this; "so you are of the + same fraternity as your master, too, Sancho? By God, I begin to see that + you will have to keep him company in the cage, and be enchanted like him + for having caught some of his humour and chivalry. It was an evil hour + when you let yourself be got with child by his promises, and that island + you long so much for found its way into your head." + </p> + <p> + "I am not with child by anyone," returned Sancho, "nor am I a man to let + myself be got with child, if it was by the King himself. Though I am poor + I am an old Christian, and I owe nothing to nobody, and if I long for an + island, other people long for worse. Each of us is the son of his own + works; and being a man I may come to be pope, not to say governor of an + island, especially as my master may win so many that he will not know whom + to give them to. Mind how you talk, master barber; for shaving is not + everything, and there is some difference between Peter and Peter. I say + this because we all know one another, and it will not do to throw false + dice with me; and as to the enchantment of my master, God knows the truth; + leave it as it is; it only makes it worse to stir it." + </p> + <p> + The barber did not care to answer Sancho lest by his plain speaking he + should disclose what the curate and he himself were trying so hard to + conceal; and under the same apprehension the curate had asked the canon to + ride on a little in advance, so that he might tell him the mystery of this + man in the cage, and other things that would amuse him. The canon agreed, + and going on ahead with his servants, listened with attention to the + account of the character, life, madness, and ways of Don Quixote, given + him by the curate, who described to him briefly the beginning and origin + of his craze, and told him the whole story of his adventures up to his + being confined in the cage, together with the plan they had of taking him + home to try if by any means they could discover a cure for his madness. + The canon and his servants were surprised anew when they heard Don + Quixote's strange story, and when it was finished he said, "To tell the + truth, senor curate, I for my part consider what they call books of + chivalry to be mischievous to the State; and though, led by idle and false + taste, I have read the beginnings of almost all that have been printed, I + never could manage to read any one of them from beginning to end; for it + seems to me they are all more or less the same thing; and one has nothing + more in it than another; this no more than that. And in my opinion this + sort of writing and composition is of the same species as the fables they + call the Milesian, nonsensical tales that aim solely at giving amusement + and not instruction, exactly the opposite of the apologue fables which + amuse and instruct at the same time. And though it may be the chief object + of such books to amuse, I do not know how they can succeed, when they are + so full of such monstrous nonsense. For the enjoyment the mind feels must + come from the beauty and harmony which it perceives or contemplates in the + things that the eye or the imagination brings before it; and nothing that + has any ugliness or disproportion about it can give any pleasure. What + beauty, then, or what proportion of the parts to the whole, or of the + whole to the parts, can there be in a book or fable where a lad of sixteen + cuts down a giant as tall as a tower and makes two halves of him as if he + was an almond cake? And when they want to give us a picture of a battle, + after having told us that there are a million of combatants on the side of + the enemy, let the hero of the book be opposed to them, and we have + perforce to believe, whether we like it or not, that the said knight wins + the victory by the single might of his strong arm. And then, what shall we + say of the facility with which a born queen or empress will give herself + over into the arms of some unknown wandering knight? What mind, that is + not wholly barbarous and uncultured, can find pleasure in reading of how a + great tower full of knights sails away across the sea like a ship with a + fair wind, and will be to-night in Lombardy and to-morrow morning in the + land of Prester John of the Indies, or some other that Ptolemy never + described nor Marco Polo saw? And if, in answer to this, I am told that + the authors of books of the kind write them as fiction, and therefore are + not bound to regard niceties of truth, I would reply that fiction is all + the better the more it looks like truth, and gives the more pleasure the + more probability and possibility there is about it. Plots in fiction + should be wedded to the understanding of the reader, and be constructed in + such a way that, reconciling impossibilities, smoothing over difficulties, + keeping the mind on the alert, they may surprise, interest, divert, and + entertain, so that wonder and delight joined may keep pace one with the + other; all which he will fail to effect who shuns verisimilitude and truth + to nature, wherein lies the perfection of writing. I have never yet seen + any book of chivalry that puts together a connected plot complete in all + its numbers, so that the middle agrees with the beginning, and the end + with the beginning and middle; on the contrary, they construct them with + such a multitude of members that it seems as though they meant to produce + a chimera or monster rather than a well-proportioned figure. And besides + all this they are harsh in their style, incredible in their achievements, + licentious in their amours, uncouth in their courtly speeches, prolix in + their battles, silly in their arguments, absurd in their travels, and, in + short, wanting in everything like intelligent art; for which reason they + deserve to be banished from the Christian commonwealth as a worthless + breed." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c47c" id="c47c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c47c.jpg (300K)" src="images/c47c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c47c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The curate listened to him attentively and felt that he was a man of sound + understanding, and that there was good reason in what he said; so he told + him that, being of the same opinion himself, and bearing a grudge to books + of chivalry, he had burned all Don Quixote's, which were many; and gave + him an account of the scrutiny he had made of them, and of those he had + condemned to the flames and those he had spared, with which the canon was + not a little amused, adding that though he had said so much in + condemnation of these books, still he found one good thing in them, and + that was the opportunity they afforded to a gifted intellect for + displaying itself; for they presented a wide and spacious field over which + the pen might range freely, describing shipwrecks, tempests, combats, + battles, portraying a valiant captain with all the qualifications + requisite to make one, showing him sagacious in foreseeing the wiles of + the enemy, eloquent in speech to encourage or restrain his soldiers, ripe + in counsel, rapid in resolve, as bold in biding his time as in pressing + the attack; now picturing some sad tragic incident, now some joyful and + unexpected event; here a beauteous lady, virtuous, wise, and modest; there + a Christian knight, brave and gentle; here a lawless, barbarous braggart; + there a courteous prince, gallant and gracious; setting forth the devotion + and loyalty of vassals, the greatness and generosity of nobles. "Or + again," said he, "the author may show himself to be an astronomer, or a + skilled cosmographer, or musician, or one versed in affairs of state, and + sometimes he will have a chance of coming forward as a magician if he + likes. He can set forth the craftiness of Ulysses, the piety of AEneas, + the valour of Achilles, the misfortunes of Hector, the treachery of Sinon, + the friendship of Euryalus, the generosity of Alexander, the boldness of + Caesar, the clemency and truth of Trajan, the fidelity of Zopyrus, the + wisdom of Cato, and in short all the faculties that serve to make an + illustrious man perfect, now uniting them in one individual, again + distributing them among many; and if this be done with charm of style and + ingenious invention, aiming at the truth as much as possible, he will + assuredly weave a web of bright and varied threads that, when finished, + will display such perfection and beauty that it will attain the worthiest + object any writing can seek, which, as I said before, is to give + instruction and pleasure combined; for the unrestricted range of these + books enables the author to show his powers, epic, lyric, tragic, or + comic, and all the moods the sweet and winning arts of poesy and oratory + are capable of; for the epic may be written in prose just as well as in + verse." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c47e" id="c47e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c47e.jpg (67K)" src="images/c47e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c47e.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch48" id="ch48"></a>CHAPTER XLVIII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF THE BOOKS OF CHIVALRY, WITH + OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF HIS WIT + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c48a" id="c48a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c48a.jpg (80K)" src="images/c48a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c48a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "It is as you say, senor canon," said the curate; "and for that reason + those who have hitherto written books of the sort deserve all the more + censure for writing without paying any attention to good taste or the + rules of art, by which they might guide themselves and become as famous in + prose as the two princes of Greek and Latin poetry are in verse." + </p> + <p> + "I myself, at any rate," said the canon, "was once tempted to write a book + of chivalry in which all the points I have mentioned were to be observed; + and if I must own the truth I have more than a hundred sheets written; and + to try if it came up to my own opinion of it, I showed them to persons who + were fond of this kind of reading, to learned and intelligent men as well + as to ignorant people who cared for nothing but the pleasure of listening + to nonsense, and from all I obtained flattering approval; nevertheless I + proceeded no farther with it, as well because it seemed to me an + occupation inconsistent with my profession, as because I perceived that + the fools are more numerous than the wise; and, though it is better to be + praised by the wise few than applauded by the foolish many, I have no mind + to submit myself to the stupid judgment of the silly public, to whom the + reading of such books falls for the most part. + </p> + <p> + "But what most of all made me hold my hand and even abandon all idea of + finishing it was an argument I put to myself taken from the plays that are + acted now-a-days, which was in this wise: if those that are now in vogue, + as well those that are pure invention as those founded on history, are, + all or most of them, downright nonsense and things that have neither head + nor tail, and yet the public listens to them with delight, and regards and + cries them up as perfection when they are so far from it; and if the + authors who write them, and the players who act them, say that this is + what they must be, for the public wants this and will have nothing else; + and that those that go by rule and work out a plot according to the laws + of art will only find some half-dozen intelligent people to understand + them, while all the rest remain blind to the merit of their composition; + and that for themselves it is better to get bread from the many than + praise from the few; then my book will fare the same way, after I have + burnt off my eyebrows in trying to observe the principles I have spoken + of, and I shall be 'the tailor of the corner.' And though I have sometimes + endeavoured to convince actors that they are mistaken in this notion they + have adopted, and that they would attract more people, and get more + credit, by producing plays in accordance with the rules of art, than by + absurd ones, they are so thoroughly wedded to their own opinion that no + argument or evidence can wean them from it. + </p> + <p> + "I remember saying one day to one of these obstinate fellows, 'Tell me, do + you not recollect that a few years ago, there were three tragedies acted + in Spain, written by a famous poet of these kingdoms, which were such that + they filled all who heard them with admiration, delight, and interest, the + ignorant as well as the wise, the masses as well as the higher orders, and + brought in more money to the performers, these three alone, than thirty of + the best that have been since produced?' + </p> + <p> + "'No doubt,' replied the actor in question, 'you mean the "Isabella," the + "Phyllis," and the "Alexandra."' + </p> + <p> + "'Those are the ones I mean,' said I; 'and see if they did not observe the + principles of art, and if, by observing them, they failed to show their + superiority and please all the world; so that the fault does not lie with + the public that insists upon nonsense, but with those who don't know how + to produce something else. "The Ingratitude Revenged" was not nonsense, + nor was there any in "The Numantia," nor any to be found in "The Merchant + Lover," nor yet in "The Friendly Fair Foe," nor in some others that have + been written by certain gifted poets, to their own fame and renown, and to + the profit of those that brought them out;' some further remarks I added + to these, with which, I think, I left him rather dumbfoundered, but not so + satisfied or convinced that I could disabuse him of his error." + </p> + <p> + "You have touched upon a subject, senor canon," observed the curate here, + "that has awakened an old enmity I have against the plays in vogue at the + present day, quite as strong as that which I bear to the books of + chivalry; for while the drama, according to Tully, should be the mirror of + human life, the model of manners, and the image of the truth, those which + are presented now-a-days are mirrors of nonsense, models of folly, and + images of lewdness. For what greater nonsense can there be in connection + with what we are now discussing than for an infant to appear in swaddling + clothes in the first scene of the first act, and in the second a grown-up + bearded man? Or what greater absurdity can there be than putting before us + an old man as a swashbuckler, a young man as a poltroon, a lackey using + fine language, a page giving sage advice, a king plying as a porter, a + princess who is a kitchen-maid? And then what shall I say of their + attention to the time in which the action they represent may or can take + place, save that I have seen a play where the first act began in Europe, + the second in Asia, the third finished in Africa, and no doubt, had it + been in four acts, the fourth would have ended in America, and so it would + have been laid in all four quarters of the globe? And if truth to life is + the main thing the drama should keep in view, how is it possible for any + average understanding to be satisfied when the action is supposed to pass + in the time of King Pepin or Charlemagne, and the principal personage in + it they represent to be the Emperor Heraclius who entered Jerusalem with + the cross and won the Holy Sepulchre, like Godfrey of Bouillon, there + being years innumerable between the one and the other? or, if the play is + based on fiction and historical facts are introduced, or bits of what + occurred to different people and at different times mixed up with it, all, + not only without any semblance of probability, but with obvious errors + that from every point of view are inexcusable? And the worst of it is, + there are ignorant people who say that this is perfection, and that + anything beyond this is affected refinement. And then if we turn to sacred + dramas--what miracles they invent in them! What apocryphal, ill-devised + incidents, attributing to one saint the miracles of another! And even in + secular plays they venture to introduce miracles without any reason or + object except that they think some such miracle, or transformation as they + call it, will come in well to astonish stupid people and draw them to the + play. All this tends to the prejudice of the truth and the corruption of + history, nay more, to the reproach of the wits of Spain; for foreigners + who scrupulously observe the laws of the drama look upon us as barbarous + and ignorant, when they see the absurdity and nonsense of the plays we + produce. Nor will it be a sufficient excuse to say that the chief object + well-ordered governments have in view when they permit plays to be + performed in public is to entertain the people with some harmless + amusement occasionally, and keep it from those evil humours which idleness + is apt to engender; and that, as this may be attained by any sort of play, + good or bad, there is no need to lay down laws, or bind those who write or + act them to make them as they ought to be made, since, as I say, the + object sought for may be secured by any sort. To this I would reply that + the same end would be, beyond all comparison, better attained by means of + good plays than by those that are not so; for after listening to an + artistic and properly constructed play, the hearer will come away + enlivened by the jests, instructed by the serious parts, full of + admiration at the incidents, his wits sharpened by the arguments, warned + by the tricks, all the wiser for the examples, inflamed against vice, and + in love with virtue; for in all these ways a good play will stimulate the + mind of the hearer be he ever so boorish or dull; and of all + impossibilities the greatest is that a play endowed with all these + qualities will not entertain, satisfy, and please much more than one + wanting in them, like the greater number of those which are commonly acted + now-a-days. Nor are the poets who write them to be blamed for this; for + some there are among them who are perfectly well aware of their faults, + and know what they ought to do; but as plays have become a salable + commodity, they say, and with truth, that the actors will not buy them + unless they are after this fashion; and so the poet tries to adapt himself + to the requirements of the actor who is to pay him for his work. And that + this is the truth may be seen by the countless plays that a most fertile + wit of these kingdoms has written, with so much brilliancy, so much grace + and gaiety, such polished versification, such choice language, such + profound reflections, and in a word, so rich in eloquence and elevation of + style, that he has filled the world with his fame; and yet, in consequence + of his desire to suit the taste of the actors, they have not all, as some + of them have, come as near perfection as they ought. Others write plays + with such heedlessness that, after they have been acted, the actors have + to fly and abscond, afraid of being punished, as they often have been, for + having acted something offensive to some king or other, or insulting to + some noble family. All which evils, and many more that I say nothing of, + would be removed if there were some intelligent and sensible person at the + capital to examine all plays before they were acted, not only those + produced in the capital itself, but all that were intended to be acted in + Spain; without whose approval, seal, and signature, no local magistracy + should allow any play to be acted. In that case actors would take care to + send their plays to the capital, and could act them in safety, and those + who write them would be more careful and take more pains with their work, + standing in awe of having to submit it to the strict examination of one + who understood the matter; and so good plays would be produced and the + objects they aim at happily attained; as well the amusement of the people, + as the credit of the wits of Spain, the interest and safety of the actors, + and the saving of trouble in inflicting punishment on them. And if the + same or some other person were authorised to examine the newly written + books of chivalry, no doubt some would appear with all the perfections you + have described, enriching our language with the gracious and precious + treasure of eloquence, and driving the old books into obscurity before the + light of the new ones that would come out for the harmless entertainment, + not merely of the idle but of the very busiest; for the bow cannot be + always bent, nor can weak human nature exist without some lawful + amusement." + </p> + <p> + The canon and the curate had proceeded thus far with their conversation, + when the barber, coming forward, joined them, and said to the curate, + "This is the spot, senor licentiate, that I said was a good one for fresh + and plentiful pasture for the oxen, while we take our noontide rest." + </p> + <p> + "And so it seems," returned the curate, and he told the canon what he + proposed to do, on which he too made up his mind to halt with them, + attracted by the aspect of the fair valley that lay before their eyes; and + to enjoy it as well as the conversation of the curate, to whom he had + begun to take a fancy, and also to learn more particulars about the doings + of Don Quixote, he desired some of his servants to go on to the inn, which + was not far distant, and fetch from it what eatables there might be for + the whole party, as he meant to rest for the afternoon where he was; to + which one of his servants replied that the sumpter mule, which by this + time ought to have reached the inn, carried provisions enough to make it + unnecessary to get anything from the inn except barley. + </p> + <p> + "In that case," said the canon, "take all the beasts there, and bring the + sumpter mule back." + </p> + <p> + While this was going on, Sancho, perceiving that he could speak to his + master without having the curate and the barber, of whom he had his + suspicions, present all the time, approached the cage in which Don Quixote + was placed, and said, "Senor, to ease my conscience I want to tell you the + state of the case as to your enchantment, and that is that these two here, + with their faces covered, are the curate of our village and the barber; + and I suspect they have hit upon this plan of carrying you off in this + fashion, out of pure envy because your worship surpasses them in doing + famous deeds; and if this be the truth it follows that you are not + enchanted, but hoodwinked and made a fool of. And to prove this I want to + ask you one thing; and if you answer me as I believe you will answer, you + will be able to lay your finger on the trick, and you will see that you + are not enchanted but gone wrong in your wits." + </p> + <p> + "Ask what thou wilt, Sancho my son," returned Don Quixote, "for I will + satisfy thee and answer all thou requirest. As to what thou sayest, that + these who accompany us yonder are the curate and the barber, our + neighbours and acquaintances, it is very possible that they may seem to be + those same persons; but that they are so in reality and in fact, believe + it not on any account; what thou art to believe and think is that, if they + look like them, as thou sayest, it must be that those who have enchanted + me have taken this shape and likeness; for it is easy for enchanters to + take any form they please, and they may have taken those of our friends in + order to make thee think as thou dost, and lead thee into a labyrinth of + fancies from which thou wilt find no escape though thou hadst the cord of + Theseus; and they may also have done it to make me uncertain in my mind, + and unable to conjecture whence this evil comes to me; for if on the one + hand thou dost tell me that the barber and curate of our village are here + in company with us, and on the other I find myself shut up in a cage, and + know in my heart that no power on earth that was not supernatural would + have been able to shut me in, what wouldst thou have me say or think, but + that my enchantment is of a sort that transcends all I have ever read of + in all the histories that deal with knights-errant that have been + enchanted? So thou mayest set thy mind at rest as to the idea that they + are what thou sayest, for they are as much so as I am a Turk. But touching + thy desire to ask me something, say on, and I will answer thee, though + thou shouldst ask questions from this till to-morrow morning." + </p> + <p> + "May Our Lady be good to me!" said Sancho, lifting up his voice; "and is + it possible that your worship is so thick of skull and so short of brains + that you cannot see that what I say is the simple truth, and that malice + has more to do with your imprisonment and misfortune than enchantment? But + as it is so, I will prove plainly to you that you are not enchanted. Now + tell me, so may God deliver you from this affliction, and so may you find + yourself when you least expect it in the arms of my lady Dulcinea-" + </p> + <p> + "Leave off conjuring me," said Don Quixote, "and ask what thou wouldst + know; I have already told thee I will answer with all possible precision." + </p> + <p> + "That is what I want," said Sancho; "and what I would know, and have you + tell me, without adding or leaving out anything, but telling the whole + truth as one expects it to be told, and as it is told, by all who profess + arms, as your worship professes them, under the title of knights-errant-" + </p> + <p> + "I tell thee I will not lie in any particular," said Don Quixote; "finish + thy question; for in truth thou weariest me with all these asseverations, + requirements, and precautions, Sancho." + </p> + <p> + "Well, I rely on the goodness and truth of my master," said Sancho; "and + so, because it bears upon what we are talking about, I would ask, speaking + with all reverence, whether since your worship has been shut up and, as + you think, enchanted in this cage, you have felt any desire or inclination + to go anywhere, as the saying is?" + </p> + <p> + "I do not understand 'going anywhere,'" said Don Quixote; "explain thyself + more clearly, Sancho, if thou wouldst have me give an answer to the + point." + </p> + <p> + "Is it possible," said Sancho, "that your worship does not understand + 'going anywhere'? Why, the schoolboys know that from the time they were + babes. Well then, you must know I mean have you had any desire to do what + cannot be avoided?" + </p> + <p> + "Ah! now I understand thee, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "yes, often, and + even this minute; get me out of this strait, or all will not go right." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c48e" id="c48e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c48e.jpg (32K)" src="images/c48e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch49" id="ch49"></a>CHAPTER XLIX. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH TREATS OF THE SHREWD CONVERSATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HELD WITH HIS + MASTER DON QUIXOTE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c49a" id="c49a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c49a.jpg (181K)" src="images/c49a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c49a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Aha, I have caught you," said Sancho; "this is what in my heart and soul + I was longing to know. Come now, senor, can you deny what is commonly said + around us, when a person is out of humour, 'I don't know what ails + so-and-so, that he neither eats, nor drinks, nor sleeps, nor gives a + proper answer to any question; one would think he was enchanted'? From + which it is to be gathered that those who do not eat, or drink, or sleep, + or do any of the natural acts I am speaking of--that such persons are + enchanted; but not those that have the desire your worship has, and drink + when drink is given them, and eat when there is anything to eat, and + answer every question that is asked them." + </p> + <p> + "What thou sayest is true, Sancho," replied Don Quixote; "but I have + already told thee there are many sorts of enchantments, and it may be that + in the course of time they have been changed one for another, and that now + it may be the way with enchanted people to do all that I do, though they + did not do so before; so it is vain to argue or draw inferences against + the usage of the time. I know and feel that I am enchanted, and that is + enough to ease my conscience; for it would weigh heavily on it if I + thought that I was not enchanted, and that in a faint-hearted and cowardly + way I allowed myself to lie in this cage, defrauding multitudes of the + succour I might afford to those in need and distress, who at this very + moment may be in sore want of my aid and protection." + </p> + <p> + "Still for all that," replied Sancho, "I say that, for your greater and + fuller satisfaction, it would be well if your worship were to try to get + out of this prison (and I promise to do all in my power to help, and even + to take you out of it), and see if you could once more mount your good + Rocinante, who seems to be enchanted too, he is so melancholy and + dejected; and then we might try our chance in looking for adventures + again; and if we have no luck there will be time enough to go back to the + cage; in which, on the faith of a good and loyal squire, I promise to shut + myself up along with your worship, if so be you are so unfortunate, or I + so stupid, as not to be able to carry out my plan." + </p> + <p> + "I am content to do as thou sayest, brother Sancho," said Don Quixote, + "and when thou seest an opportunity for effecting my release I will obey + thee absolutely; but thou wilt see, Sancho, how mistaken thou art in thy + conception of my misfortune." + </p> + <p> + The knight-errant and the ill-errant squire kept up their conversation + till they reached the place where the curate, the canon, and the barber, + who had already dismounted, were waiting for them. The carter at once + unyoked the oxen and left them to roam at large about the pleasant green + spot, the freshness of which seemed to invite, not enchanted people like + Don Quixote, but wide-awake, sensible folk like his squire, who begged the + curate to allow his master to leave the cage for a little; for if they did + not let him out, the prison might not be as clean as the propriety of such + a gentleman as his master required. The curate understood him, and said he + would very gladly comply with his request, only that he feared his master, + finding himself at liberty, would take to his old courses and make off + where nobody could ever find him again. + </p> + <p> + "I will answer for his not running away," said Sancho. + </p> + <p> + "And I also," said the canon, "especially if he gives me his word as a + knight not to leave us without our consent." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote, who was listening to all this, said, "I give it;--moreover + one who is enchanted as I am cannot do as he likes with himself; for he + who had enchanted him could prevent his moving from one place for three + ages, and if he attempted to escape would bring him back flying."--And + that being so, they might as well release him, particularly as it would be + to the advantage of all; for, if they did not let him out, he protested he + would be unable to avoid offending their nostrils unless they kept their + distance. + </p> + <p> + The canon took his hand, tied together as they both were, and on his word + and promise they unbound him, and rejoiced beyond measure he was to find + himself out of the cage. The first thing he did was to stretch himself all + over, and then he went to where Rocinante was standing and giving him a + couple of slaps on the haunches said, "I still trust in God and in his + blessed mother, O flower and mirror of steeds, that we shall soon see + ourselves, both of us, as we wish to be, thou with thy master on thy back, + and I mounted upon thee, following the calling for which God sent me into + the world." And so saying, accompanied by Sancho, he withdrew to a retired + spot, from which he came back much relieved and more eager than ever to + put his squire's scheme into execution. + </p> + <p> + The canon gazed at him, wondering at the extraordinary nature of his + madness, and that in all his remarks and replies he should show such + excellent sense, and only lose his stirrups, as has been already said, + when the subject of chivalry was broached. And so, moved by compassion, he + said to him, as they all sat on the green grass awaiting the arrival of + the provisions: + </p> + <p> + "Is it possible, gentle sir, that the nauseous and idle reading of books + of chivalry can have had such an effect on your worship as to upset your + reason so that you fancy yourself enchanted, and the like, all as far from + the truth as falsehood itself is? How can there be any human understanding + that can persuade itself there ever was all that infinity of Amadises in + the world, or all that multitude of famous knights, all those emperors of + Trebizond, all those Felixmartes of Hircania, all those palfreys, and + damsels-errant, and serpents, and monsters, and giants, and marvellous + adventures, and enchantments of every kind, and battles, and prodigious + encounters, splendid costumes, love-sick princesses, squires made counts, + droll dwarfs, love letters, billings and cooings, swashbuckler women, and, + in a word, all that nonsense the books of chivalry contain? For myself, I + can only say that when I read them, so long as I do not stop to think that + they are all lies and frivolity, they give me a certain amount of + pleasure; but when I come to consider what they are, I fling the very best + of them at the wall, and would fling it into the fire if there were one at + hand, as richly deserving such punishment as cheats and impostors out of + the range of ordinary toleration, and as founders of new sects and modes + of life, and teachers that lead the ignorant public to believe and accept + as truth all the folly they contain. And such is their audacity, they even + dare to unsettle the wits of gentlemen of birth and intelligence, as is + shown plainly by the way they have served your worship, when they have + brought you to such a pass that you have to be shut up in a cage and + carried on an ox-cart as one would carry a lion or a tiger from place to + place to make money by showing it. Come, Senor Don Quixote, have some + compassion for yourself, return to the bosom of common sense, and make use + of the liberal share of it that heaven has been pleased to bestow upon + you, employing your abundant gifts of mind in some other reading that may + serve to benefit your conscience and add to your honour. And if, still led + away by your natural bent, you desire to read books of achievements and of + chivalry, read the Book of Judges in the Holy Scriptures, for there you + will find grand reality, and deeds as true as they are heroic. Lusitania + had a Viriatus, Rome a Caesar, Carthage a Hannibal, Greece an Alexander, + Castile a Count Fernan Gonzalez, Valencia a Cid, Andalusia a Gonzalo + Fernandez, Estremadura a Diego Garcia de Paredes, Jerez a Garci Perez de + Vargas, Toledo a Garcilaso, Seville a Don Manuel de Leon, to read of whose + valiant deeds will entertain and instruct the loftiest minds and fill them + with delight and wonder. Here, Senor Don Quixote, will be reading worthy + of your sound understanding; from which you will rise learned in history, + in love with virtue, strengthened in goodness, improved in manners, brave + without rashness, prudent without cowardice; and all to the honour of God, + your own advantage and the glory of La Mancha, whence, I am informed, your + worship derives your birth." + </p> + <p> + Don Quixote listened with the greatest attention to the canon's words, and + when he found he had finished, after regarding him for some time, he + replied to him: + </p> + <p> + "It appears to me, gentle sir, that your worship's discourse is intended + to persuade me that there never were any knights-errant in the world, and + that all the books of chivalry are false, lying, mischievous and useless + to the State, and that I have done wrong in reading them, and worse in + believing them, and still worse in imitating them, when I undertook to + follow the arduous calling of knight-errantry which they set forth; for + you deny that there ever were Amadises of Gaul or of Greece, or any other + of the knights of whom the books are full." + </p> + <p> + "It is all exactly as you state it," said the canon; to which Don Quixote + returned, "You also went on to say that books of this kind had done me + much harm, inasmuch as they had upset my senses, and shut me up in a cage, + and that it would be better for me to reform and change my studies, and + read other truer books which would afford more pleasure and instruction." + </p> + <p> + "Just so," said the canon. + </p> + <p> + "Well then," returned Don Quixote, "to my mind it is you who are the one + that is out of his wits and enchanted, as you have ventured to utter such + blasphemies against a thing so universally acknowledged and accepted as + true that whoever denies it, as you do, deserves the same punishment which + you say you inflict on the books that irritate you when you read them. For + to try to persuade anybody that Amadis, and all the other + knights-adventurers with whom the books are filled, never existed, would + be like trying to persuade him that the sun does not yield light, or ice + cold, or earth nourishment. What wit in the world can persuade another + that the story of the Princess Floripes and Guy of Burgundy is not true, + or that of Fierabras and the bridge of Mantible, which happened in the + time of Charlemagne? For by all that is good it is as true as that it is + daylight now; and if it be a lie, it must be a lie too that there was a + Hector, or Achilles, or Trojan war, or Twelve Peers of France, or Arthur + of England, who still lives changed into a raven, and is unceasingly + looked for in his kingdom. One might just as well try to make out that the + history of Guarino Mezquino, or of the quest of the Holy Grail, is false, + or that the loves of Tristram and the Queen Yseult are apocryphal, as well + as those of Guinevere and Lancelot, when there are persons who can almost + remember having seen the Dame Quintanona, who was the best cupbearer in + Great Britain. And so true is this, that I recollect a grandmother of mine + on the father's side, whenever she saw any dame in a venerable hood, used + to say to me, 'Grandson, that one is like Dame Quintanona,' from which I + conclude that she must have known her, or at least had managed to see some + portrait of her. Then who can deny that the story of Pierres and the fair + Magalona is true, when even to this day may be seen in the king's armoury + the pin with which the valiant Pierres guided the wooden horse he rode + through the air, and it is a trifle bigger than the pole of a cart? And + alongside of the pin is Babieca's saddle, and at Roncesvalles there is + Roland's horn, as large as a large beam; whence we may infer that there + were Twelve Peers, and a Pierres, and a Cid, and other knights like them, + of the sort people commonly call adventurers. Or perhaps I shall be told, + too, that there was no such knight-errant as the valiant Lusitanian Juan + de Merlo, who went to Burgundy and in the city of Arras fought with the + famous lord of Charny, Mosen Pierres by name, and afterwards in the city + of Basle with Mosen Enrique de Remesten, coming out of both encounters + covered with fame and honour; or adventures and challenges achieved and + delivered, also in Burgundy, by the valiant Spaniards Pedro Barba and + Gutierre Quixada (of whose family I come in the direct male line), when + they vanquished the sons of the Count of San Polo. I shall be told, too, + that Don Fernando de Guevara did not go in quest of adventures to Germany, + where he engaged in combat with Micer George, a knight of the house of the + Duke of Austria. I shall be told that the jousts of Suero de Quinones, him + of the 'Paso,' and the emprise of Mosen Luis de Falces against the + Castilian knight, Don Gonzalo de Guzman, were mere mockeries; as well as + many other achievements of Christian knights of these and foreign realms, + which are so authentic and true, that, I repeat, he who denies them must + be totally wanting in reason and good sense." + </p> + <p> + The canon was amazed to hear the medley of truth and fiction Don Quixote + uttered, and to see how well acquainted he was with everything relating or + belonging to the achievements of his knight-errantry; so he said in reply: + </p> + <p> + "I cannot deny, Senor Don Quixote, that there is some truth in what you + say, especially as regards the Spanish knights-errant; and I am willing to + grant too that the Twelve Peers of France existed, but I am not disposed + to believe that they did all the things that the Archbishop Turpin relates + of them. For the truth of the matter is they were knights chosen by the + kings of France, and called 'Peers' because they were all equal in worth, + rank and prowess (at least if they were not they ought to have been), and + it was a kind of religious order like those of Santiago and Calatrava in + the present day, in which it is assumed that those who take it are valiant + knights of distinction and good birth; and just as we say now a Knight of + St. John, or of Alcantara, they used to say then a Knight of the Twelve + Peers, because twelve equals were chosen for that military order. That + there was a Cid, as well as a Bernardo del Carpio, there can be no doubt; + but that they did the deeds people say they did, I hold to be very + doubtful. In that other matter of the pin of Count Pierres that you speak + of, and say is near Babieca's saddle in the Armoury, I confess my sin; for + I am either so stupid or so short-sighted, that, though I have seen the + saddle, I have never been able to see the pin, in spite of it being as big + as your worship says it is." + </p> + <p> + "For all that it is there, without any manner of doubt," said Don Quixote; + "and more by token they say it is inclosed in a sheath of cowhide to keep + it from rusting." + </p> + <p> + "All that may be," replied the canon; "but, by the orders I have received, + I do not remember seeing it. However, granting it is there, that is no + reason why I am bound to believe the stories of all those Amadises and of + all that multitude of knights they tell us about, nor is it reasonable + that a man like your worship, so worthy, and with so many good qualities, + and endowed with such a good understanding, should allow himself to be + persuaded that such wild crazy things as are written in those absurd books + of chivalry are really true." + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c49e" id="c49e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c49e.jpg (22K)" src="images/c49e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch50" id="ch50"></a>CHAPTER L. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE SHREWD CONTROVERSY WHICH DON QUIXOTE AND THE CANON HELD, TOGETHER + WITH OTHER INCIDENTS + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c50a" id="c50a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50a.jpg (160K)" src="images/c50a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c50a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "A good joke, that!" returned Don Quixote. "Books that have been printed + with the king's licence, and with the approbation of those to whom they + have been submitted, and read with universal delight, and extolled by + great and small, rich and poor, learned and ignorant, gentle and simple, + in a word by people of every sort, of whatever rank or condition they may + be—that these should be lies! And above all when they carry such an + appearance of truth with them; for they tell us the father, mother, + country, kindred, age, place, and the achievements, step by step, and day + by day, performed by such a knight or knights! Hush, sir; utter not such + blasphemy; trust me I am advising you now to act as a sensible man should; + only read them, and you will see the pleasure you will derive from them. + For, come, tell me, can there be anything more delightful than to see, as + it were, here now displayed before us a vast lake of bubbling pitch with a + host of snakes and serpents and lizards, and ferocious and terrible + creatures of all sorts swimming about in it, while from the middle of the + lake there comes a plaintive voice saying: 'Knight, whosoever thou art who + beholdest this dread lake, if thou wouldst win the prize that lies hidden + beneath these dusky waves, prove the valour of thy stout heart and cast + thyself into the midst of its dark burning waters, else thou shalt not be + worthy to see the mighty wonders contained in the seven castles of the + seven Fays that lie beneath this black expanse;' and then the knight, + almost ere the awful voice has ceased, without stopping to consider, + without pausing to reflect upon the danger to which he is exposing + himself, without even relieving himself of the weight of his massive + armour, commending himself to God and to his lady, plunges into the midst + of the boiling lake, and when he little looks for it, or knows what his + fate is to be, he finds himself among flowery meadows, with which the + Elysian fields are not to be compared. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50b" id="c50b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50b.jpg (344K)" src="images/c50b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c50b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "The sky seems more transparent there, and the sun shines with a strange + brilliancy, and a delightful grove of green leafy trees presents itself to + the eyes and charms the sight with its verdure, while the ear is soothed + by the sweet untutored melody of the countless birds of gay plumage that + flit to and fro among the interlacing branches. Here he sees a brook whose + limpid waters, like liquid crystal, ripple over fine sands and white + pebbles that look like sifted gold and purest pearls. There he perceives a + cunningly wrought fountain of many-coloured jasper and polished marble; + here another of rustic fashion where the little mussel-shells and the + spiral white and yellow mansions of the snail disposed in studious + disorder, mingled with fragments of glittering crystal and mock emeralds, + make up a work of varied aspect, where art, imitating nature, seems to + have outdone it. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50c" id="c50c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50c.jpg (334K)" src="images/c50c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c50c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "Suddenly there is presented to his sight a strong castle or gorgeous + palace with walls of massy gold, turrets of diamond and gates of jacinth; + in short, so marvellous is its structure that though the materials of + which it is built are nothing less than diamonds, carbuncles, rubies, + pearls, gold, and emeralds, the workmanship is still more rare. And after + having seen all this, what can be more charming than to see how a bevy of + damsels comes forth from the gate of the castle in gay and gorgeous + attire, such that, were I to set myself now to depict it as the histories + describe it to us, I should never have done; and then how she who seems to + be the first among them all takes the bold knight who plunged into the + boiling lake by the hand, and without addressing a word to him leads him + into the rich palace or castle, and strips him as naked as when his mother + bore him, and bathes him in lukewarm water, and anoints him all over with + sweet-smelling unguents, and clothes him in a shirt of the softest sendal, + all scented and perfumed, while another damsel comes and throws over his + shoulders a mantle which is said to be worth at the very least a city, and + even more? How charming it is, then, when they tell us how, after all + this, they lead him to another chamber where he finds the tables set out + in such style that he is filled with amazement and wonder; to see how they + pour out water for his hands distilled from amber and sweet-scented + flowers; how they seat him on an ivory chair; to see how the damsels wait + on him all in profound silence; how they bring him such a variety of + dainties so temptingly prepared that the appetite is at a loss which to + select; to hear the music that resounds while he is at table, by whom or + whence produced he knows not. And then when the repast is over and the + tables removed, for the knight to recline in the chair, picking his teeth + perhaps as usual, and a damsel, much lovelier than any of the others, to + enter unexpectedly by the chamber door, and herself by his side, and begin + to tell him what the castle is, and how she is held enchanted there, and + other things that amaze the knight and astonish the readers who are + perusing his history. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50d" id="c50d"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50d.jpg (433K)" src="images/c50d.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c50d.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + "But I will not expatiate any further upon this, as it may be gathered + from it that whatever part of whatever history of a knight-errant one + reads, it will fill the reader, whoever he be, with delight and wonder; + and take my advice, sir, and, as I said before, read these books and you + will see how they will banish any melancholy you may feel and raise your + spirits should they be depressed. For myself I can say that since I have + been a knight-errant I have become valiant, polite, generous, well-bred, + magnanimous, courteous, dauntless, gentle, patient, and have learned to + bear hardships, imprisonments, and enchantments; and though it be such a + short time since I have seen myself shut up in a cage like a madman, I + hope by the might of my arm, if heaven aid me and fortune thwart me not, + to see myself king of some kingdom where I may be able to show the + gratitude and generosity that dwell in my heart; for by my faith, senor, + the poor man is incapacitated from showing the virtue of generosity to + anyone, though he may possess it in the highest degree; and gratitude that + consists of disposition only is a dead thing, just as faith without works + is dead. For this reason I should be glad were fortune soon to offer me + some opportunity of making myself an emperor, so as to show my heart in + doing good to my friends, particularly to this poor Sancho Panza, my + squire, who is the best fellow in the world; and I would gladly give him a + county I have promised him this ever so long, only that I am afraid he has + not the capacity to govern his realm." + </p> + <p> + Sancho partly heard these last words of his master, and said to him, + "Strive hard you, Senor Don Quixote, to give me that county so often + promised by you and so long looked for by me, for I promise you there will + be no want of capacity in me to govern it; and even if there is, I have + heard say there are men in the world who farm seigniories, paying so much + a year, and they themselves taking charge of the government, while the + lord, with his legs stretched out, enjoys the revenue they pay him, + without troubling himself about anything else. That's what I'll do, and + not stand haggling over trifles, but wash my hands at once of the whole + business, and enjoy my rents like a duke, and let things go their own + way." + </p> + <p> + "That, brother Sancho," said the canon, "only holds good as far as the + enjoyment of the revenue goes; but the lord of the seigniory must attend + to the administration of justice, and here capacity and sound judgment + come in, and above all a firm determination to find out the truth; for if + this be wanting in the beginning, the middle and the end will always go + wrong; and God as commonly aids the honest intentions of the simple as he + frustrates the evil designs of the crafty." + </p> + <p> + "I don't understand those philosophies," returned Sancho Panza; "all I + know is I would I had the county as soon as I shall know how to govern it; + for I have as much soul as another, and as much body as anyone, and I + shall be as much king of my realm as any other of his; and being so I + should do as I liked, and doing as I liked I should please myself, and + pleasing myself I should be content, and when one is content he has + nothing more to desire, and when one has nothing more to desire there is + an end of it; so let the county come, and God be with you, and let us see + one another, as one blind man said to the other." + </p> + <p> + "That is not bad philosophy thou art talking, Sancho," said the canon; + "but for all that there is a good deal to be said on this matter of + counties." + </p> + <p> + To which Don Quixote returned, "I know not what more there is to be said; + I only guide myself by the example set me by the great Amadis of Gaul, + when he made his squire count of the Insula Firme; and so, without any + scruples of conscience, I can make a count of Sancho Panza, for he is one + of the best squires that ever knight-errant had." + </p> + <p> + The canon was astonished at the methodical nonsense (if nonsense be + capable of method) that Don Quixote uttered, at the way in which he had + described the adventure of the knight of the lake, at the impression that + the deliberate lies of the books he read had made upon him, and lastly he + marvelled at the simplicity of Sancho, who desired so eagerly to obtain + the county his master had promised him. + </p> + <p> + By this time the canon's servants, who had gone to the inn to fetch the + sumpter mule, had returned, and making a carpet and the green grass of the + meadow serve as a table, they seated themselves in the shade of some trees + and made their repast there, that the carter might not be deprived of the + advantage of the spot, as has been already said. As they were eating they + suddenly heard a loud noise and the sound of a bell that seemed to come + from among some brambles and thick bushes that were close by, and the same + instant they observed a beautiful goat, spotted all over black, white, and + brown, spring out of the thicket with a goatherd after it, calling to it + and uttering the usual cries to make it stop or turn back to the fold. The + fugitive goat, scared and frightened, ran towards the company as if + seeking their protection and then stood still, and the goatherd coming up + seized it by the horns and began to talk to it as if it were possessed of + reason and understanding: "Ah wanderer, wanderer, Spotty, Spotty; how have + you gone limping all this time? What wolves have frightened you, my + daughter? Won't you tell me what is the matter, my beauty? But what else + can it be except that you are a she, and cannot keep quiet? A plague on + your humours and the humours of those you take after! Come back, come + back, my darling; and if you will not be so happy, at any rate you will be + safe in the fold or with your companions; for if you who ought to keep and + lead them, go wandering astray, what will become of them?" + </p> + <p> + The goatherd's talk amused all who heard it, but especially the canon, who + said to him, "As you live, brother, take it easy, and be not in such a + hurry to drive this goat back to the fold; for, being a female, as you + say, she will follow her natural instinct in spite of all you can do to + prevent it. Take this morsel and drink a sup, and that will soothe your + irritation, and in the meantime the goat will rest herself," and so + saying, he handed him the loins of a cold rabbit on a fork. + </p> + <p> + The goatherd took it with thanks, and drank and calmed himself, and then + said, "I should be sorry if your worships were to take me for a simpleton + for having spoken so seriously as I did to this animal; but the truth is + there is a certain mystery in the words I used. I am a clown, but not so + much of one but that I know how to behave to men and to beasts." + </p> + <p> + "That I can well believe," said the curate, "for I know already by + experience that the woods breed men of learning, and shepherds' huts harbour + philosophers." + </p> + <p> + "At all events, senor," returned the goatherd, "they shelter men of + experience; and that you may see the truth of this and grasp it, though I + may seem to put myself forward without being asked, I will, if it will not + tire you, gentlemen, and you will give me your attention for a little, + tell you a true story which will confirm this gentleman's word (and he + pointed to the curate) as well as my own." + </p> + <p> + To this Don Quixote replied, "Seeing that this affair has a certain colour + of chivalry about it, I for my part, brother, will hear you most gladly, + and so will all these gentlemen, from the high intelligence they possess + and their love of curious novelties that interest, charm, and entertain + the mind, as I feel quite sure your story will do. So begin, friend, for + we are all prepared to listen." + </p> + <p> + "I draw my stakes," said Sancho, "and will retreat with this pasty to the + brook there, where I mean to victual myself for three days; for I have + heard my lord, Don Quixote, say that a knight-errant's squire should eat + until he can hold no more, whenever he has the chance, because it often + happens them to get by accident into a wood so thick that they cannot find + a way out of it for six days; and if the man is not well filled or his + alforjas well stored, there he may stay, as very often he does, turned + into a dried mummy." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art in the right of it, Sancho," said Don Quixote; "go where thou + wilt and eat all thou canst, for I have had enough, and only want to give + my mind its refreshment, as I shall by listening to this good fellow's + story." + </p> + <p> + "It is what we shall all do," said the canon; and then begged the goatherd + to begin the promised tale. + </p> + <p> + The goatherd gave the goat which he held by the horns a couple of slaps on + the back, saying, "Lie down here beside me, Spotty, for we have time + enough to return to our fold." The goat seemed to understand him, for as + her master seated himself, she stretched herself quietly beside him and + looked up in his face to show him she was all attention to what he was + going to say, and then in these words he began his story. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c50e" id="c50e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c50e.jpg (27K)" src="images/c50e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch51" id="ch51"></a>CHAPTER LI. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + WHICH DEALS WITH WHAT THE GOATHERD TOLD THOSE WHO WERE CARRYING OFF DON + QUIXOTE + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c51a" id="c51a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c51a.jpg (115K)" src="images/c51a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c51a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + Three leagues from this valley there is a village which, though small, is + one of the richest in all this neighbourhood, and in it there lived a + farmer, a very worthy man, and so much respected that, although to be so + is the natural consequence of being rich, he was even more respected for + his virtue than for the wealth he had acquired. But what made him still + more fortunate, as he said himself, was having a daughter of such + exceeding beauty, rare intelligence, gracefulness, and virtue, that + everyone who knew her and beheld her marvelled at the extraordinary gifts + with which heaven and nature had endowed her. As a child she was + beautiful, she continued to grow in beauty, and at the age of sixteen she + was most lovely. The fame of her beauty began to spread abroad through all + the villages around—but why do I say the villages around, merely, + when it spread to distant cities, and even made its way into the halls of + royalty and reached the ears of people of every class, who came from all + sides to see her as if to see something rare and curious, or some + wonder-working image? + </p> + <p> + Her father watched over her and she watched over herself; for there are no + locks, or guards, or bolts that can protect a young girl better than her + own modesty. The wealth of the father and the beauty of the daughter led + many neighbours as well as strangers to seek her for a wife; but he, as + one might well be who had the disposal of so rich a jewel, was perplexed + and unable to make up his mind to which of her countless suitors he should + entrust her. I was one among the many who felt a desire so natural, and, + as her father knew who I was, and I was of the same town, of pure blood, + in the bloom of life, and very rich in possessions, I had great hopes of + success. There was another of the same place and qualifications who also + sought her, and this made her father's choice hang in the balance, for he + felt that on either of us his daughter would be well bestowed; so to + escape from this state of perplexity he resolved to refer the matter to + Leandra (for that is the name of the rich damsel who has reduced me to + misery), reflecting that as we were both equal it would be best to leave + it to his dear daughter to choose according to her inclination—a + course that is worthy of imitation by all fathers who wish to settle their + children in life. I do not mean that they ought to leave them to make a + choice of what is contemptible and bad, but that they should place before + them what is good and then allow them to make a good choice as they + please. I do not know which Leandra chose; I only know her father put us + both off with the tender age of his daughter and vague words that neither + bound him nor dismissed us. My rival is called Anselmo and I myself + Eugenio—that you may know the names of the personages that figure in + this tragedy, the end of which is still in suspense, though it is plain to + see it must be disastrous. + </p> + <p> + About this time there arrived in our town one Vicente de la Roca, the son + of a poor peasant of the same town, the said Vicente having returned from + service as a soldier in Italy and divers other parts. A captain who + chanced to pass that way with his company had carried him off from our + village when he was a boy of about twelve years, and now twelve years + later the young man came back in a soldier's uniform, arrayed in a + thousand colours, and all over glass trinkets and fine steel chains. + To-day he would appear in one gay dress, to-morrow in another; but all + flimsy and gaudy, of little substance and less worth. The peasant folk, + who are naturally malicious, and when they have nothing to do can be + malice itself, remarked all this, and took note of his finery and + jewellery, piece by piece, and discovered that he had three suits of + different colours, with garters and stockings to match; but he made so + many arrangements and combinations out of them, that if they had not + counted them, anyone would have sworn that he had made a display of more + than ten suits of clothes and twenty plumes. Do not look upon all this + that I am telling you about the clothes as uncalled for or spun out, for + they have a great deal to do with the story. He used to seat himself on a + bench under the great poplar in our plaza, and there he would keep us all + hanging open-mouthed on the stories he told us of his exploits. There was + no country on the face of the globe he had not seen, nor battle he had not + been engaged in; he had killed more Moors than there are in Morocco and + Tunis, and fought more single combats, according to his own account, than + Garcilaso, Diego Garcia de Paredes and a thousand others he named, and out + of all he had come victorious without losing a drop of blood. On the other + hand he showed marks of wounds, which, though they could not be made out, + he said were gunshot wounds received in divers encounters and actions. + Lastly, with monstrous impudence he used to say "you" to his equals and + even those who knew what he was, and declare that his arm was his father + and his deeds his pedigree, and that being a soldier he was as good as the + king himself. And to add to these swaggering ways he was a trifle of a + musician, and played the guitar with such a flourish that some said he + made it speak; nor did his accomplishments end here, for he was something + of a poet too, and on every trifle that happened in the town he made a + ballad a league long. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c51b" id="c51b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c51b.jpg (372K)" src="images/c51b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c51b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + This soldier, then, that I have described, this Vicente de la Roca, this + bravo, gallant, musician, poet, was often seen and watched by Leandra from + a window of her house which looked out on the plaza. The glitter of his + showy attire took her fancy, his ballads bewitched her (for he gave away + twenty copies of every one he made), the tales of his exploits which he + told about himself came to her ears; and in short, as the devil no doubt + had arranged it, she fell in love with him before the presumption of + making love to her had suggested itself to him; and as in love-affairs + none are more easily brought to an issue than those which have the + inclination of the lady for an ally, Leandra and Vicente came to an + understanding without any difficulty; and before any of her numerous + suitors had any suspicion of her design, she had already carried it into + effect, having left the house of her dearly beloved father (for mother she + had none), and disappeared from the village with the soldier, who came + more triumphantly out of this enterprise than out of any of the large + number he laid claim to. All the village and all who heard of it were + amazed at the affair; I was aghast, Anselmo thunderstruck, her father full + of grief, her relations indignant, the authorities all in a ferment, the + officers of the Brotherhood in arms. They scoured the roads, they searched + the woods and all quarters, and at the end of three days they found the + flighty Leandra in a mountain cave, stript to her shift, and robbed of all + the money and precious jewels she had carried away from home with her. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c51c" id="c51c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c51c.jpg (275K)" src="images/c51c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c51c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + They brought her back to her unhappy father, and questioned her as to her + misfortune, and she confessed without pressure that Vicente de la Roca had + deceived her, and under promise of marrying her had induced her to leave + her father's house, as he meant to take her to the richest and most + delightful city in the whole world, which was Naples; and that she, + ill-advised and deluded, had believed him, and robbed her father, and + handed over all to him the night she disappeared; and that he had carried + her away to a rugged mountain and shut her up in the cave where they had + found her. She said, moreover, that the soldier, without robbing her of + her honour, had taken from her everything she had, and made off, leaving + her in the cave, a thing that still further surprised everybody. It was + not easy for us to credit the young man's continence, but she asserted it + with such earnestness that it helped to console her distressed father, who + thought nothing of what had been taken since the jewel that once lost can + never be recovered had been left to his daughter. The same day that + Leandra made her appearance her father removed her from our sight and took + her away to shut her up in a convent in a town near this, in the hope that + time may wear away some of the disgrace she has incurred. Leandra's youth + furnished an excuse for her fault, at least with those to whom it was of + no consequence whether she was good or bad; but those who knew her + shrewdness and intelligence did not attribute her misdemeanour to + ignorance but to wantonness and the natural disposition of women, which is + for the most part flighty and ill-regulated. + </p> + <p> + Leandra withdrawn from sight, Anselmo's eyes grew blind, or at any rate + found nothing to look at that gave them any pleasure, and mine were in + darkness without a ray of light to direct them to anything enjoyable while + Leandra was away. Our melancholy grew greater, our patience grew less; we + cursed the soldier's finery and railed at the carelessness of Leandra's + father. At last Anselmo and I agreed to leave the village and come to this + valley; and, he feeding a great flock of sheep of his own, and I a large + herd of goats of mine, we pass our life among the trees, giving vent to + our sorrows, together singing the fair Leandra's praises, or upbraiding + her, or else sighing alone, and to heaven pouring forth our complaints in + solitude. Following our example, many more of Leandra's lovers have come + to these rude mountains and adopted our mode of life, and they are so + numerous that one would fancy the place had been turned into the pastoral + Arcadia, so full is it of shepherds and sheep-folds; nor is there a spot + in it where the name of the fair Leandra is not heard. Here one curses her + and calls her capricious, fickle, and immodest, there another condemns her + as frail and frivolous; this pardons and absolves her, that spurns and + reviles her; one extols her beauty, another assails her character, and in + short all abuse her, and all adore her, and to such a pitch has this + general infatuation gone that there are some who complain of her scorn + without ever having exchanged a word with her, and even some that bewail + and mourn the raging fever of jealousy, for which she never gave anyone + cause, for, as I have already said, her misconduct was known before her + passion. There is no nook among the rocks, no brookside, no shade beneath + the trees that is not haunted by some shepherd telling his woes to the + breezes; wherever there is an echo it repeats the name of Leandra; the + mountains ring with "Leandra," "Leandra" murmur the brooks, and Leandra + keeps us all bewildered and bewitched, hoping without hope and fearing + without knowing what we fear. Of all this silly set the one that shows the + least and also the most sense is my rival Anselmo, for having so many + other things to complain of, he only complains of separation, and to the + accompaniment of a rebeck, which he plays admirably, he sings his + complaints in verses that show his ingenuity. I follow another, easier, + and to my mind wiser course, and that is to rail at the frivolity of + women, at their inconstancy, their double dealing, their broken promises, + their unkept pledges, and in short the want of reflection they show in + fixing their affections and inclinations. This, sirs, was the reason of + words and expressions I made use of to this goat when I came up just now; + for as she is a female I have a contempt for her, though she is the best + in all my fold. This is the story I promised to tell you, and if I have + been tedious in telling it, I will not be slow to serve you; my hut is + close by, and I have fresh milk and dainty cheese there, as well as a + variety of toothsome fruit, no less pleasing to the eye than to the + palate. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c51e" id="c51e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c51e.jpg (14K)" src="images/c51e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + " <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + <a name="ch52" id="ch52"></a>CHAPTER LII. + </h2> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + OF THE QUARREL THAT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE GOATHERD, TOGETHER WITH THE + RARE ADVENTURE OF THE PENITENTS, WHICH WITH AN EXPENDITURE OF SWEAT HE + BROUGHT TO A HAPPY CONCLUSION + </h3> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="c52a" id="c52a"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c52a.jpg (40K)" src="images/c52a.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c52a.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + The goatherd's tale gave great satisfaction to all the hearers, and the + canon especially enjoyed it, for he had remarked with particular attention + the manner in which it had been told, which was as unlike the manner of a + clownish goatherd as it was like that of a polished city wit; and he + observed that the curate had been quite right in saying that the woods + bred men of learning. They all offered their services to Eugenio but he + who showed himself most liberal in this way was Don Quixote, who said to + him, "Most assuredly, brother goatherd, if I found myself in a position to + attempt any adventure, I would, this very instant, set out on your behalf, + and would rescue Leandra from that convent (where no doubt she is kept + against her will), in spite of the abbess and all who might try to prevent + me, and would place her in your hands to deal with her according to your + will and pleasure, observing, however, the laws of chivalry which lay down + that no violence of any kind is to be offered to any damsel. But I trust + in God our Lord that the might of one malignant enchanter may not prove so + great but that the power of another better disposed may prove superior to + it, and then I promise you my support and assistance, as I am bound to do + by my profession, which is none other than to give aid to the weak and + needy." + </p> + <p> + The goatherd eyed him, and noticing Don Quixote's sorry appearance and + looks, he was filled with wonder, and asked the barber, who was next him, + "Senor, who is this man who makes such a figure and talks in such a + strain?" + </p> + <p> + "Who should it be," said the barber, "but the famous Don Quixote of La + Mancha, the undoer of injustice, the righter of wrongs, the protector of + damsels, the terror of giants, and the winner of battles?" + </p> + <p> + "That," said the goatherd, "sounds like what one reads in the books of the + knights-errant, who did all that you say this man does; though it is my + belief that either you are joking, or else this gentleman has empty + lodgings in his head." + </p> + <p> + "You are a great scoundrel," said Don Quixote, "and it is you who are + empty and a fool. I am fuller than ever was the whoreson bitch that bore + you;" and passing from words to deeds, he caught up a loaf that was near + him and sent it full in the goatherd's face, with such force that he + flattened his nose; but the goatherd, who did not understand jokes, and + found himself roughly handled in such good earnest, paying no respect to + carpet, tablecloth, or diners, sprang upon Don Quixote, and seizing him by + the throat with both hands would no doubt have throttled him, had not + Sancho Panza that instant come to the rescue, and grasping him by the + shoulders flung him down on the table, smashing plates, breaking glasses, + and upsetting and scattering everything on it. Don Quixote, finding + himself free, strove to get on top of the goatherd, who, with his face + covered with blood, and soundly kicked by Sancho, was on all fours feeling + about for one of the table-knives to take a bloody revenge with. The canon + and the curate, however, prevented him, but the barber so contrived it + that he got Don Quixote under him, and rained down upon him such a shower + of fisticuffs that the poor knight's face streamed with blood as freely as + his own. The canon and the curate were bursting with laughter, the + officers were capering with delight, and both the one and the other hissed + them on as they do dogs that are worrying one another in a fight. Sancho + alone was frantic, for he could not free himself from the grasp of one of + the canon's servants, who kept him from going to his master's assistance. + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c52b" id="c52b"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c52b.jpg (348K)" src="images/c52b.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c52b.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At last, while they were all, with the exception of the two bruisers who + were mauling each other, in high glee and enjoyment, they heard a trumpet + sound a note so doleful that it made them all look in the direction whence + the sound seemed to come. But the one that was most excited by hearing it + was Don Quixote, who though sorely against his will he was under the + goatherd, and something more than pretty well pummelled, said to him, + "Brother devil (for it is impossible but that thou must be one since thou + hast had might and strength enough to overcome mine), I ask thee to agree + to a truce for but one hour for the solemn note of yonder trumpet that + falls on our ears seems to me to summon me to some new adventure." The + goatherd, who was by this time tired of pummelling and being pummelled, + released him at once, and Don Quixote rising to his feet and turning his + eyes to the quarter where the sound had been heard, suddenly saw coming + down the slope of a hill several men clad in white like penitents. + </p> + <p> + The fact was that the clouds had that year withheld their moisture from + the earth, and in all the villages of the district they were organising + processions, rogations, and penances, imploring God to open the hands of + his mercy and send the rain; and to this end the people of a village that + was hard by were going in procession to a holy hermitage there was on one + side of that valley. Don Quixote when he saw the strange garb of the + penitents, without reflecting how often he had seen it before, took it + into his head that this was a case of adventure, and that it fell to him + alone as a knight-errant to engage in it; and he was all the more + confirmed in this notion, by the idea that an image draped in black they + had with them was some illustrious lady that these villains and + discourteous thieves were carrying off by force. As soon as this occurred + to him he ran with all speed to Rocinante who was grazing at large, and + taking the bridle and the buckler from the saddle-bow, he had him bridled + in an instant, and calling to Sancho for his sword he mounted Rocinante, + braced his buckler on his arm, and in a loud voice exclaimed to those who + stood by, "Now, noble company, ye shall see how important it is that there + should be knights in the world professing the order of knight-errantry; now, I + say, ye shall see, by the deliverance of that worthy lady who is borne + captive there, whether knights-errant deserve to be held in estimation," + and so saying he brought his legs to bear on Rocinante—for he had no + spurs—and at a full canter (for in all this veracious history we + never read of Rocinante fairly galloping) set off to encounter the + penitents, though the curate, the canon, and the barber ran to prevent + him. But it was out of their power, nor did he even stop for the shouts of + Sancho calling after him, "Where are you going, Senor Don Quixote? What + devils have possessed you to set you on against our Catholic faith? Plague + take me! mind, that is a procession of penitents, and the lady they are + carrying on that stand there is the blessed image of the immaculate + Virgin. Take care what you are doing, senor, for this time it may be + safely said you don't know what you are about." Sancho laboured in vain, + for his master was so bent on coming to quarters with these sheeted + figures and releasing the lady in black that he did not hear a word; and + even had he heard, he would not have turned back if the king had ordered + him. He came up with the procession and reined in Rocinante, who was + already anxious enough to slacken speed a little, and in a hoarse, excited + voice he exclaimed, "You who hide your faces, perhaps because you are not + good subjects, pay attention and listen to what I am about to say to you." + The first to halt were those who were carrying the image, and one of the + four ecclesiastics who were chanting the Litany, struck by the strange + figure of Don Quixote, the leanness of Rocinante, and the other ludicrous + peculiarities he observed, said in reply to him, "Brother, if you have + anything to say to us say it quickly, for these brethren are whipping + themselves, and we cannot stop, nor is it reasonable we should stop to + hear anything, unless indeed it is short enough to be said in two words." + </p> + <p> + "I will say it in one," replied Don Quixote, "and it is this; that at + once, this very instant, ye release that fair lady whose tears and sad + aspect show plainly that ye are carrying her off against her will, and + that ye have committed some scandalous outrage against her; and I, who was + born into the world to redress all such like wrongs, will not permit you + to advance another step until you have restored to her the liberty she + pines for and deserves." + </p> + <p> + From these words all the hearers concluded that he must be a madman, and + began to laugh heartily, and their laughter acted like gunpowder on Don + Quixote's fury, for drawing his sword without another word he made a rush + at the stand. One of those who supported it, leaving the burden to his + comrades, advanced to meet him, flourishing a forked stick that he had for + propping up the stand when resting, and with this he caught a mighty cut + Don Quixote made at him that severed it in two; but with the portion that + remained in his hand he dealt such a thwack on the shoulder of Don + Quixote's sword arm (which the buckler could not protect against the + clownish assault) that poor Don Quixote came to the ground in a sad + plight. + </p> + <p> + Sancho Panza, who was coming on close behind puffing and blowing, seeing + him fall, cried out to his assailant not to strike him again, for he was a + poor enchanted knight, who had never harmed anyone all the days of his + life; but what checked the clown was, not Sancho's shouting, but seeing + that Don Quixote did not stir hand or foot; and so, fancying he had killed + him, he hastily hitched up his tunic under his girdle and took to his + heels across the country like a deer. + </p> + <p> + By this time all Don Quixote's companions had come up to where he lay; but + the processionists seeing them come running, and with them the officers of + the Brotherhood with their crossbows, apprehended mischief, and clustering + round the image, raised their hoods, and grasped their scourges, as the + priests did their tapers, and awaited the attack, resolved to defend + themselves and even to take the offensive against their assailants if they + could. Fortune, however, arranged the matter better than they expected, + for all Sancho did was to fling himself on his master's body, raising over + him the most doleful and laughable lamentation that ever was heard, for he + believed he was dead. The curate was known to another curate who walked in + the procession, and their recognition of one another set at rest the + apprehensions of both parties; the first then told the other in two words + who Don Quixote was, and he and the whole troop of penitents went to see + if the poor gentleman was dead, and heard Sancho Panza saying, with tears + in his eyes, "Oh flower of chivalry, that with one blow of a stick hast + ended the course of thy well-spent life! Oh pride of thy race, honour and + glory of all La Mancha, nay, of all the world, that for want of thee will + be full of evil-doers, no longer in fear of punishment for their misdeeds! + Oh thou, generous above all the Alexanders, since for only eight months of + service thou hast given me the best island the sea girds or surrounds! + Humble with the proud, haughty with the humble, encounterer of dangers, + endurer of outrages, enamoured without reason, imitator of the good, + scourge of the wicked, enemy of the mean, in short, knight-errant, which + is all that can be said!" + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name="c52c" id="c52c"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c52c.jpg (325K)" src="images/c52c.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <a href="images/c52c.jpg"><img alt="Full Size" src="images/enlarge.jpg" /></a><br /> + <br /> <br /> <br /> + </p> + <p> + At the cries and moans of Sancho, Don Quixote came to himself, and the + first word he said was, "He who lives separated from you, sweetest + Dulcinea, has greater miseries to endure than these. Aid me, friend + Sancho, to mount the enchanted cart, for I am not in a condition to press + the saddle of Rocinante, as this shoulder is all knocked to pieces." + </p> + <p> + "That I will do with all my heart, senor," said Sancho; "and let us return + to our village with these gentlemen, who seek your good, and there we will + prepare for making another sally, which may turn out more profitable and + creditable to us." + </p> + <p> + "Thou art right, Sancho," returned Don Quixote; "It will be wise to let + the malign influence of the stars which now prevails pass off." + </p> + <p> + The canon, the curate, and the barber told him he would act very wisely in + doing as he said; and so, highly amused at Sancho Panza's simplicities, + they placed Don Quixote in the cart as before. The procession once more + formed itself in order and proceeded on its road; the goatherd took his + leave of the party; the officers of the Brotherhood declined to go any + farther, and the curate paid them what was due to them; the canon begged + the curate to let him know how Don Quixote did, whether he was cured of + his madness or still suffered from it, and then begged leave to continue + his journey; in short, they all separated and went their ways, leaving to + themselves the curate and the barber, Don Quixote, Sancho Panza, and the + good Rocinante, who regarded everything with as great resignation as his + master. The carter yoked his oxen and made Don Quixote comfortable on a + truss of hay, and at his usual deliberate pace took the road the curate + directed, and at the end of six days they reached Don Quixote's village, + and entered it about the middle of the day, which it so happened was a + Sunday, and the people were all in the plaza, through which Don Quixote's + cart passed. They all flocked to see what was in the cart, and when they + recognised their townsman they were filled with amazement, and a boy ran + off to bring the news to his housekeeper and his niece that their master + and uncle had come back all lean and yellow and stretched on a truss of + hay on an ox-cart. It was piteous to hear the cries the two good ladies + raised, how they beat their breasts and poured out fresh maledictions on + those accursed books of chivalry; all which was renewed when they saw Don + Quixote coming in at the gate. + </p> + <p> + At the news of Don Quixote's arrival Sancho Panza's wife came running, for + she by this time knew that her husband had gone away with him as his + squire, and on seeing Sancho, the first thing she asked him was if the ass + was well. Sancho replied that he was, better than his master was. + </p> + <p> + "Thanks be to God," said she, "for being so good to me; but now tell me, + my friend, what have you made by your squirings? What gown have you + brought me back? What shoes for your children?" + </p> + <p> + "I bring nothing of that sort, wife," said Sancho; "though I bring other + things of more consequence and value." + </p> + <p> + "I am very glad of that," returned his wife; "show me these things of more + value and consequence, my friend; for I want to see them to cheer my heart + that has been so sad and heavy all these ages that you have been away." + </p> + <p> + "I will show them to you at home, wife," said Sancho; "be content for the + present; for if it please God that we should again go on our travels in + search of adventures, you will soon see me a count, or governor of an + island, and that not one of those everyday ones, but the best that is to + be had." + </p> + <p> + "Heaven grant it, husband," said she, "for indeed we have need of it. But + tell me, what's this about islands, for I don't understand it?" + </p> + <p> + "Honey is not for the mouth of the ass," returned Sancho; "all in good + time thou shalt see, wife—nay, thou wilt be surprised to hear + thyself called 'your ladyship' by all thy vassals." + </p> + <p> + "What are you talking about, Sancho, with your ladyships, islands, and + vassals?" returned Teresa Panza—for so Sancho's wife was called, + though they were not relations, for in La Mancha it is customary for wives + to take their husbands' surnames. + </p> + <p> + "Don't be in such a hurry to know all this, Teresa," said Sancho; "it is + enough that I am telling you the truth, so shut your mouth. But I may tell + you this much by the way, that there is nothing in the world more + delightful than to be a person of consideration, squire to a + knight-errant, and a seeker of adventures. To be sure most of those one + finds do not end as pleasantly as one could wish, for out of a hundred, + ninety-nine will turn out cross and contrary. I know it by experience, for + out of some I came blanketed, and out of others belaboured. Still, for all + that, it is a fine thing to be on the look-out for what may happen, + crossing mountains, searching woods, climbing rocks, visiting castles, + putting up at inns, all at free quarters, and devil take the maravedi to + pay." + </p> + <p> + While this conversation passed between Sancho Panza and his wife, Don + Quixote's housekeeper and niece took him in and undressed him and laid him + in his old bed. He eyed them askance, and could not make out where he was. + The curate charged his niece to be very careful to make her uncle + comfortable and to keep a watch over him lest he should make his escape + from them again, telling her what they had been obliged to do to bring him + home. On this the pair once more lifted up their voices and renewed their + maledictions upon the books of chivalry, and implored heaven to plunge the + authors of such lies and nonsense into the midst of the bottomless pit. + They were, in short, kept in anxiety and dread lest their uncle and master + should give them the slip the moment he found himself somewhat better, and + as they feared so it fell out. + </p> + <p> + But the author of this history, though he has devoted research and + industry to the discovery of the deeds achieved by Don Quixote in his + third sally, has been unable to obtain any information respecting them, at + any rate derived from authentic documents; tradition has merely preserved + in the memory of La Mancha the fact that Don Quixote, the third time he + sallied forth from his home, betook himself to Saragossa, where he was + present at some famous jousts which came off in that city, and that he had + adventures there worthy of his valour and high intelligence. Of his end + and death he could learn no particulars, nor would he have ascertained it + or known of it, if good fortune had not produced an old physician for him + who had in his possession a leaden box, which, according to his account, + had been discovered among the crumbling foundations of an ancient + hermitage that was being rebuilt; in which box were found certain + parchment manuscripts in Gothic character, but in Castilian verse, + containing many of his achievements, and setting forth the beauty of + Dulcinea, the form of Rocinante, the fidelity of Sancho Panza, and the + burial of Don Quixote himself, together with sundry epitaphs and eulogies + on his life and character; but all that could be read and deciphered were + those which the trustworthy author of this new and unparalleled history + here presents. And the said author asks of those that shall read it + nothing in return for the vast toil which it has cost him in examining and + searching the Manchegan archives in order to bring it to light, save that + they give him the same credit that people of sense give to the books of + chivalry that pervade the world and are so popular; for with this he will + consider himself amply paid and fully satisfied, and will be encouraged to + seek out and produce other histories, if not as truthful, at least equal + in invention and not less entertaining. The first words written on the + parchment found in the leaden box were these: + </p> + <p> + THE ACADEMICIANS OF<br /> ARGAMASILLA, A VILLAGE OF<br /> LA MANCHA,<br /> ON + THE LIFE AND DEATH<br /> OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA,<br /> HOC SCRIPSERUNT<br /> + MONICONGO, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA,<br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + + + + + ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE + + +EPITAPH + +The scatterbrain that gave La Mancha more + Rich spoils than Jason's; who a point so keen + Had to his wit, and happier far had been +If his wit's weathercock a blunter bore; +The arm renowned far as Gaeta's shore, + Cathay, and all the lands that lie between; + The muse discreet and terrible in mien +As ever wrote on brass in days of yore; +He who surpassed the Amadises all, + And who as naught the Galaors accounted, + Supported by his love and gallantry: +Who made the Belianises sing small, + And sought renown on Rocinante mounted; + Here, underneath this cold stone, doth he lie. + + + +PANIAGUADO, +ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +IN LAUDEM DULCINEAE DEL TOBOSO + +SONNET + +She, whose full features may be here descried, + High-bosomed, with a bearing of disdain, + Is Dulcinea, she for whom in vain +The great Don Quixote of La Mancha sighed. +For her, Toboso's queen, from side to side + He traversed the grim sierra, the champaign + Of Aranjuez, and Montiel's famous plain: +On Rocinante oft a weary ride. +Malignant planets, cruel destiny, + Pursued them both, the fair Manchegan dame, +And the unconquered star of chivalry. + Nor youth nor beauty saved her from the claim +Of death; he paid love's bitter penalty, + And left the marble to preserve his name. + + + +CAPRICHOSO, A MOST ACUTE ACADEMICIAN +OF ARGAMASILLA, IN PRAISE OF ROCINANTE, +STEED OF DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA + +SONNET + +On that proud throne of diamantine sheen, + Which the blood-reeking feet of Mars degrade, +The mad Manchegan's banner now hath been + By him in all its bravery displayed. + There hath he hung his arms and trenchant blade +Wherewith, achieving deeds till now unseen, + He slays, lays low, cleaves, hews; but art hath made +A novel style for our new paladin. +If Amadis be the proud boast of Gaul, + If by his progeny the fame of Greece + Through all the regions of the earth be spread, +Great Quixote crowned in grim Bellona's hall + To-day exalts La Mancha over these, + And above Greece or Gaul she holds her head. +Nor ends his glory here, for his good steed +Doth Brillador and Bayard far exceed; +As mettled steeds compared with Rocinante, +The reputation they have won is scanty. + + + + +BURLADOR, ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON SANCHO PANZA + +SONNET + + The worthy Sancho Panza here you see; + A great soul once was in that body small, + Nor was there squire upon this earthly ball +So plain and simple, or of guile so free. +Within an ace of being Count was he, + And would have been but for the spite and gall + Of this vile age, mean and illiberal, +That cannot even let a donkey be. +For mounted on an ass (excuse the word), + By Rocinante's side this gentle squire + Was wont his wandering master to attend. +Delusive hopes that lure the common herd + With promises of ease, the heart's desire, + In shadows, dreams, and smoke ye always end. + + + + +CACHIDIABLO, +ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON THE TOMB OF DON QUIXOTE +EPITAPH + +The knight lies here below, + Ill-errant and bruised sore, + Whom Rocinante bore +In his wanderings to and fro. +By the side of the knight is laid + Stolid man Sancho too, + Than whom a squire more true +Was not in the esquire trade. + + + + + TIQUITOC, + ACADEMICIAN OF ARGAMASILLA, +ON THE TOMB OF DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO + + EPITAPH +Here Dulcinea lies. + Plump was she and robust: + Now she is ashes and dust: +The end of all flesh that dies. +A lady of high degree, + With the port of a lofty dame, + And the great Don Quixote's flame, +And the pride of her village was she. +</pre> + <p> + These were all the verses that could be deciphered; the rest, the writing + being worm-eaten, were handed over to one of the Academicians to make out + their meaning conjecturally. We have been informed that at the cost of + many sleepless nights and much toil he has succeeded, and that he means to + publish them in hopes of Don Quixote's third sally. + </p> + <p> + <i>"Forse altro cantera con miglior plettro."</i> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> + <a name="c52e" id="c52e"></a> + </p> + <div class="fig"> + <img alt="c52e.jpg (54K)" src="images/c52e.jpg" width="100%" /> + </div> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The History of Don Quixote, Vol. I, +Complete, by Miguel de Cervantes + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DON QUIXOTE, VOLUME I. *** + +***** This file should be named 5921-h.htm or 5921-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.net/5/9/2/5921/ + +Produced by David Widger + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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