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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 59045 ***
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+[Illustration: HARPER'S ROUND TABLE]
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+Copyright, 1896, by HARPER & BROTHERS. All Rights Reserved.
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+ * * * * *
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+PUBLISHED WEEKLY. NEW YORK, TUESDAY, AUGUST 18, 1896. FIVE CENTS A COPY.
+
+VOL. XVII.--NO. 877. TWO DOLLARS A YEAR.
+
+ * * * * *
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+[Illustration]
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+THE "FLYING DUTCHMAN" UP TO DATE.
+
+ONE OF THE OLD SAILOR'S YARNS.
+
+BY W. J. HENDERSON.
+
+
+It was the day before a great storm. Any one familiar with the face of
+the sea could have told that. The sky was a dead, dull sheet of cold
+leaden-gray cloud, and the color of it was reflected in a darker shade
+in the vast expanse of heaving waters. From the southward and eastward
+long, broad, oily swells were rolling in a formidable procession. As
+each one swept into the shallow water close to the shore it reared
+itself in a curving pinnacle of gray shot with green. Then it whitened
+in a quivering, broken line along its crest, and rushing forward, hurled
+itself upon the beach in a crashing swirl of snowy foam. Not a breath
+of air was stirring. The atmosphere was damp and heavy, and it seemed to
+clog the lungs. Sounds along the shore were preternaturally clear in the
+intervals between the thunder-bursts of the surf, and the crowing of a
+cock at a farm-house half a mile away could be distinctly heard. Not a
+sail was to be seen except far away in the northeast, where the light
+canvas of a schooner showed above the wavering line of the horizon.
+Nearer at hand a south-bound steamer was ploughing her way seaward,
+rolling so perilously that the yawning throat of her fuming black
+smokestack lay wide open toward the land at every starboard lurch of
+her. The Old Sailor was sitting in his accustomed place on the pier,
+gazing around the horizon and shaking his head. There was no doubt that
+the day or the ship in sight had aroused in his mind some reminiscent
+train of thought. So Henry and George, who had caught sight of him,
+determined to join him. They walked quickly out on the pier, but before
+they reached their friend, he turned his head and called out,
+
+"Wot d'ye think of 't?"
+
+"Of what?" asked Henry, as they paused beside him.
+
+"O' the weather."
+
+"It looks as if we were going to have a severe storm," said Henry.
+
+"Werry good; werry good indeed," declared the Old Sailor, gazing around
+the horizon once more and indulging in one of his silent laughs. "An'
+s'posin'," he continued, "I was to go fur to ax you wot quarter would
+the wind come in, wot'd ye say?"
+
+"Southeast," answered George, confidently.
+
+"Not so werry good," commented the Old Sailor. "Ye can't allus say that
+the wind are a-goin' fur to come from the same quarter as the swells is
+a-comin' from. I reckon we'll git this fust o' the no'theast, an' then
+east, an' then southeast, an' so on around to nor'west, w'ere it'll
+clear off. It are a-goin' to be one o' them there cycloons wot ye read
+about. An' w'en it comes, w'y, gimme plenty o' sea-room an' a good stout
+main-torps'l; that's wot."
+
+The Old Sailor relapsed into a deep silence, and the boys waited
+patiently for several minutes, knowing that if there was any memory at
+work within him it would surely work its way out. In about five minutes
+the old man suddenly broke out thus:
+
+"Ye may paral and sarve me with fish bones ef this ain't the werry
+identical kind o' day wot it happened on, 'ceptin' as how it didn't
+really happen till night, an' it are now not more'n five bells in the
+arternoon watch. I were a-takin' the brig _Banana Peel_ out from St.
+Paul de Loanda to Delagoa Bay with a cargo of frankfurter sausages,
+condensed milk, leather shoelaces, an' beeswax. The Cap'n, Jerubabel
+Moxon, were took sick o' coast-fever in St. Paul, an' had to be left
+there. So bein' I were the fust mate an' it were my dooty fur to take
+command an' perceed with the woyidge aroun' the Cape an' into Delagoa
+Bay, I called at Cape Town fur some fresh purwisions an' water, and we
+laid at anchor in Table Bay fur two days. W'en I were a-gittin' ready
+fur to git under way a old boatman sez to me, sez he, 'Ef I was you, I'd
+wait a day or two longer. It are a-goin' to blow putty fresh from the
+east'rd, an' ye won't be able fur to double the Cape.' But seein' as how
+there weren't no other signs o' weather 'ceptin' his talk, I reckoned
+I'd go ahead, an' I did.
+
+"Waal, boys, we hadn't no more'n got clean out to sea nor she come on in
+stiff puffs onto the east'rd, an' in about three hours it were blowing
+half a gale. I laid the brig close-hauled on the port tack, but she made
+leeway by the rood, and I knowed I were a-headin' a good deal nigher fur
+the antarctic continent than fur the Cape o' Good Hope. Fur three days
+an' nights that easter blowed. It warn't never a whole gale, but it kep'
+us under short canvas, an' riz enough sea fur to keep us way down to
+leeward all the time, an' when it bruk we was two hundred miles sou'west
+o' the Cape. Now we got a southerly wind, an' in twenty-four hours we
+doubled the Cape o' Good Hope, and I laid the course to weather Cape
+Agulhas. Blow me fur pickles, ef it didn't fall a flat calm w'en we was
+off that cape, jess like this one to-day, with a mos' disorganizin'
+swell a-runnin' in from the southeast. I seed that it were a-goin fur to
+come on to blow, but wot could I do? We was about ten miles off the
+land, an' them swells a-settin' us in toward it all the time at a mos'
+amazin' pace. I wished as how I were back on the other side o' Good
+Hope, w'ere them same swells would 'a' bin a-settin' us off shore.
+Howsumever, it warn't no use wishin'; 'cos w'y, wishes ain't
+steam-engines or perpellers, an' won't make ships go w'en there ain't no
+wind.
+
+"Waal, there we was, a-buggaluggin' aroun' in the mos' permiskous
+fashion, like a fly in a plate o' butter. Night come on darker'n the
+inside o' an empty mess-chest with the lid shut down. We was a-rollin'
+an' a-rollin' so that I were more'n half afeard as how we'd roll the
+masts out o' the bloomin' hooker, an' most o' the men was on deck
+hangin' on fur dear life, an' waitin' to hear the wind begin fur to
+howl. But I kinder b'lieved myself that we wouldn't get it afore
+mornin'. Waal, all on a suddent down to the south'ard an' west'ard, on
+our stabboard quarter, there comes one o' the mos' awful ear-splittin'
+screeches I ever heerd in all my life. We all held our breath, an' I
+reckon most on us turned white. 'Cos w'y, none on us ever heerd any sich
+sound afore. In about three minutes we heerd it ag'in. Then the whole
+sky down there lit up with a big green flash, as ef all the green
+fireworks on 'arth'd gone off at oncet.
+
+"'Wot in bloomin' Africa are it?' sez I to Hiram Sink, my mate, sez I.
+
+"'Ghosts, sure,' sez he to me, sez he.
+
+"I were jess a-goin' to tell him that ghosts didn't walk aroun' at sea
+an' set off fireworks, w'en a shout from the hands forrad stopped me.
+There, broad off our stabboard quarter, about a mile away, were a brig
+lined out against the sky in a reg'lar skellington o' waverin' fire. It
+were the palest greenest sort o' fire, an' she looked like the ghost o'
+a brig.
+
+"'The _Flyin' Dutchman_!' sez Hiram Sink, sez he.
+
+"'By the great anchor flukes, them's it!' sez I.
+
+"An' at that werry identical minute there were another one o' them awful
+screeches, an', pst! that there brig jess went out, like as ef ye'd
+turned off the gas.
+
+"'We 'ain't got no show to git out o' this,' sez Hiram Sink, sez he.
+
+"'Nary show. We got to go on them rocks sure,' sez I to he, sez I.
+
+"A werry few minutes arter that a hand forrard yells, 'Steamer on the
+stabboard bow!'
+
+"An', sure 'nuff, we could see the lights in her cabin. Nex' thing I
+knowed, there were a launch off our quarter, an' a voice hailed us,
+
+"'Aboard the brig there!'
+
+"'Hello!' sez I. 'Who on 'arth are you?'
+
+"'I'm the owner o' that steam-yacht up there, an' I want to come aboard
+you,' sez he.
+
+"'Come on, then,' sez I.
+
+"So the launch come alongside, an' the man comes aboard. He sartinly
+were a pikooliar pusson. His face were so full o' wrinkles it looked
+like it were made o' rope, an' he had a stiff mustache as white as
+chalk. His eyes was little an' black an' piercin'. But he were dressed
+in the swellest kind o' yachtin' toggery ye ever seed, an' spite o' his
+lookin' a hundred years old, he skipped over the side like a midshipman.
+He come up to me with a jolly laugh, slapped me on the back, an' sez he
+to me, sez he,
+
+"'How'd ye like the show?'
+
+"'Wot show?' sez I to he, sez I.
+
+"'W'y, my show down yonder--shrieks, lightnin', ghost ship, an' all
+them--eh?'
+
+"'W'y,' sez I to he, sez I, 'we thort it were the _Flyin' Dutchman_.'
+
+"'So it were,' sez he to me, sez he, jess like that, me bein' Cap'n o'
+the brig, an' him a grinnin' Methuselah in yachtin' togs.
+
+"'Wot d'ye mean?' sez I.
+
+"'I'm the Flyin' Dutchman, the only one in the business, Cap'n G. W.
+Vanderdecken,' sez he.
+
+"'But it ain't reg'lar at all,' sez I. 'Wot are you a-doin' of with a
+steam-yacht an' them clothes?'
+
+"'Wot did ye expect? W'y, I'm up to date, I am,' sez he, laffin' like
+he'd bust hisself. 'I ain't no old moth-eaten barnacle-covered, worn-out
+spook. I'm a real, live, wide-awake Flyin' Dutchman, right down here in
+my own partikler latitoods, an' out an' 'tendin' to business w'en
+there's thick weather a-brewin'. It'll blow a livin' gale by mornin'.'
+
+"An' with that he went into sech a fit o' laffin' I thort he'd putty
+well choke hisself to death, an' I 'mos' wished he would, him a-comin'
+aroun' scarin' sailor-men, an' makin' fun o' 'em w'en they was in danger
+o' shipwrack an' death.
+
+"'Waal,' sez I to he, sez I, 'ef you be the Flyin' Dutchman, you'd
+better go back to wherever you come from, an' let us get wracked in
+peace. We ain't in no humor to be laffed at,' sez I to he, sez I, jess
+like that.
+
+"'W'y,' sez he, 'ye might jess as well laff as cry, 'cos w'y, arter
+ye're all dead ye can't do nothin'.'
+
+"'Waal,' sez I, gittin' putty mad, 'there's one thing I can do afore I
+goes to Davy Jones's locker; I can throw you overboard.'
+
+"I made a move toward him, an' he jumped back an' pulled a whistle out
+o' his pocket an' blowed it. The nex' second the air jess shook with
+them awful screams ag'in, an' the yacht blazed up in streaks o' fire. I
+stopped like I were shot.
+
+"'Good show, ain't it?' sez he. 'There ain't nothin' like it a-scourin'
+the high seas.'
+
+"With that he dances aroun' on one leg an' laffs ag'in like a crazy
+hyena.
+
+"'Look here,' sez I to he, sez I, 'I don't see wot business you got with
+a steam-yacht, anyhow.'
+
+"'W'y,' sez he to me, sez he, 'you made one kick about that already. Wot
+d'ye s'pose? D'ye think I'm goin' to be behind the times? 'Ain't I got
+as good a right to have all the modern improvements as any other man
+afloat?'
+
+"'But the last time I seed you,' sez I, 'were about ten year ago, an'
+you had a old-fashioned sailin'-vessel then.'
+
+"'An' wot good were she?' sez he, speakin' kind o' mad like. 'I couldn't
+git to wind'ard in her in any sort o' weather at all.'
+
+"'O' course not,' sez I to he, sez I. 'Ye ain't expected to git to
+wind'ard. You're expected to be down here a-tryin' to double this 'ere
+cape in a gale o' wind an' gittin' blowed back.'
+
+"'Waal, my son,' sez he to me, sez he, 'we got all that old story
+changed now. That's wot used to happen to me, but it don't happen no
+more. I got a steamer now, an' I can git to wind'ard in putty poor
+weather. An' as for doublin' this 'ere cape, I jess do that two or three
+times a year fur my health, an' to keep up my repitation. It wouldn't do
+fur me never to be seed down here at all; 'cos w'y, a lot o' you
+ignerent sailor-men'd git so ye wouldn't b'lieve in me, an' then my
+occupation'd be gone. I jess showed up fur you as a matter o' business,
+an' I'm sure I give you a mighty good show, too. An' now here you are
+a-grumblin' an' a-kickin' an' a-talkin' about throwin' me overboard. Not
+as I'd mind bein' in the sea werry much, 'cos ye can't drown me, ye
+know. But I got feelin's, I have, an' I don't like to be treated bad by
+nobody at all, I don't.'
+
+"An' blow me fur pickles ef the old willain didn't pull out his
+hankercher an' wipe his eyes jess like he were a-cryin'.
+
+"'Ef you don't want to hear hard words from sailor-men,' sez I to he,
+sez I, 'don't go fur to come fur to appear to 'em off this 'ere cape an'
+bring on foul weather an' shipwrack.'
+
+"'Ah, say,' sez he, takin' the hankercher from his eyes and commencin'
+fur to laff ag'in, 'd' you b'lieve that tommy-rot?'
+
+"'Wot!' sez I, 'ain't you the cause o' this 'ere weather?'
+
+"'Naw-w-w,' sez he, disgusted like.
+
+"'Waal,' sez I, 'you're the sign o' 't.'
+
+"'Not edzackly,' sez he. 'I allers turn on my show w'en there's bad
+weather comin'. I got to. I got to keep up my repitation. W'y, wot'd
+Herne the Hunter, the Erl-King, the Headless Horseman, an' old Mother
+Erda think o' me ef I didn't attend to business? I'd git kicked out o'
+respectable spook society, an' w'ere in goodness'd I go then?'
+
+"There not seemin' to be no fittin' answer to that there inquiry, I
+didn't make none. No more did Hiram Sink, him havin' lost his breath
+w'en Vanderdecken first came aboard, an' not bein' able to speak.
+
+"'But I want to tell you one thing,' sez the Flyin' Dutchman, sez he;
+'ef it's the weather an' the lee shore you're a-worrin' about, I can
+prove to ye that I 'ain't got no sort o' interest in it.'
+
+"'How can ye do that?' sez I to he, sez I.
+
+"'I'll tow ye round the cape,' sez he.
+
+"Waal, my sons, ye could 'a' knocked me down with a compass-card. Who
+ever heard o' the Flyin' Dutchman doin' sich a thing?
+
+"'All right,' sez I to he, sez I. 'Will you give us a line?'
+
+"'Sure,' sez he; 'look out there forrad.'
+
+"He blowed that whistle o' his a couple o' times, an' the end o' a
+heavin'-line lit onto my fo'k's'le deck. The hands was 'mos' afraid to
+touch it, but bime-by Hiram Sink got the hawser aboard an' made fast.
+The Flyin' Dutchman's launch were dropped astern, an' his bloomin'
+steam-yacht went ahead, towin' us along at about seven knots an hour. As
+fur him he walked up an' down the deck mumblin' to hisself like he were
+puffickly disgusted with the entire perceedin's. Arter he'd towed us
+putty well past the cape, an' I commenced fur to feel a leetle easier in
+my mind, I walked up to him, an' sez I to he, sez I,
+
+"'Look here, Mr. Flyin' Dutchman.'
+
+"'Waal, Mr. Sailin' American, wot are it?'
+
+"'I'd like fur to have the privilege o' axin' you a fair question.'
+
+"'Heave ahead,' sez he, 'an' I'll answer 't ef I likes.'
+
+"'What brought ye aboard o' my vessel, anyhow?'
+
+"'Waal,' sez he, 'I'm out o' baccy, an' I thort as how ye might let me
+have a little.'
+
+"'Oho!' sez I to he, sez I, 'I s'pose ye can't lay in a cargo 'cos ye
+kin only land once in seven years.'
+
+"'Aw, gammon!' sez he, 'I can land w'enever I wants to.'
+
+"'But how about keepin' up yer repitation?' sez I.
+
+"'That's all right,' sez he. 'Who's goin' to know me in broad daylight
+with a steam-yacht an' in these togs? W'y, I'm goin' up to Calcutta as
+quick as I can get there.'
+
+"I told him to wait a minute, an' I went an' got him a box o' smokin'
+baccy, an' he were werry grateful fur 't, too.
+
+"'Now,' sez I to he, sez I, 'I got to tell ye somethin' afore ye go.'
+
+"'Waal,' sez he, 'wot are it?'
+
+"'I can't jess edzackly b'lieve,' sez I, 'that you're ginuwine.'
+
+"'Ginuwine wot?' sez he.
+
+"'Genuwine Flyin' Dutchman.'
+
+"'Wot!' sez he. 'Waal, jess you wait a few minutes an' I'll show ye.'
+
+"With that he jumped over the rail. I thort he were in the sea, but I
+seed him in his launch goin' out ahead o' us. At the same time the
+tow-line gave a jerk an' parted right under our fore-stay. The nex'
+minute them awful screams bruk out ag'in, an' then the Flyin' Dutchman's
+yacht came down past us at a twenty-knot gait. She were red hot all
+over, an' steam hissed from the sea as she passed. Her masts and spars
+looked to be all afire, an' on the bridge in a cloud o' smoke stood the
+Flyin' Dutchman hisself, smokin' a pipe o' the baccy I give him. An' he
+looked like he were a sheet o' white fire.
+
+"'Ha, ha, ha, ha!' he yelled. 'Ye don't believe I'm genuwine, eh? I'll
+show ye!'
+
+"An', pst! him an' the yacht an' the fire an' the steam was gone, jess
+like that, leaving the sea blacker'n ink. An' the nex' minute whee-oop
+come the gale, not out o' the southeast, but out o' the no'theast. An'
+it blowed us back two hundred mile, dismasted us, an' generally used us
+up. An' I don't want to be towed by the Flyin' Dutchman ag'in."
+
+
+
+
+A DAY WITH SAND-PIPER SNIPE, ESQ.
+
+BY DUDLEY D. F. PARKER
+
+
+There is no pleasanter way of spending a day than snipe-shooting, and
+there are many reasons why it is so popular. The birds are to be found
+almost anywhere where water and sedge-grass abound, though the best
+shooting-grounds are the salt-meadow-bordered bays on the coast. When a
+bird is shot there is small danger of losing it as compared to that in
+upland or thicket shooting, and a dog is not a necessity, as all
+wing-shots are generally made over water or short grass, where the bird
+can easily be recovered. Most boys are not so fortunate as to possess a
+good dog, and as very fine snipe-shooting can be had without one, it is
+especially fitted for them. The bird when "flushed" anywhere near the
+water will fly out over it.
+
+[Illustration: THE BEACH SNIPE.]
+
+The bird that will be especially referred to in this paper will be the
+ordinary little beach snipe that is so common everywhere, though what
+remarks apply to him will, with very slight exceptions, apply to all of
+the snipe family.
+
+The sand-piper always flies on a dead level, about a foot above the
+water, unless the flock is flying high to escape some obstruction. He
+propels himself with a jerky motion of the wings, a stroke, and then an
+instant's soaring, at a pretty fair rate of speed. The "yellow leg," a
+larger variety, on the contrary, flies quite high, and sometimes in the
+formations adopted by the wild-duck. They can always be recognized by
+their peculiar whistling call. The predominating colors of the snipe
+family are gray and white, though some few have a touch of brown on the
+back plumage. There is also a slight variation in the length and shape
+of the bill, though the character is about the same in all. The legs of
+the snipe are long and a greenish-yellow in color; those of the "yellow
+leg" being almost a bright yellow. The sand-piper is a very rapid
+walker, or perhaps, more properly, runner, and this remarkable facility
+should always be borne in mind when a bird is only "winged." When not
+frightened they usually travel in a very irregular course along a beach,
+but when frightened they will make as straight a line as the best
+sprinter. These little birds are very good swimmers and divers,
+remaining under water for a long time, propelling themselves with great
+rapidity by the use of their wings.
+
+Sand-piper Snipe is a very sociable little fellow, and travels with lots
+of company, though the snipe are split up into small flocks during the
+latter part of June, July, and the first part of August, when they are
+breeding, usually beginning to flock again about the middle of August.
+No true sportsman will shoot during this season. Aside from that, it is
+against the game laws; the old birds are not fit to eat, and there are
+in the latter part of the breeding season large numbers of small flocks
+of young birds who are too small to be of any use, and are so tame that
+it is possible to decimate a whole flock by a single barrel as they are
+bunched on the beach. This is not the aim of the sportsman.
+
+A word about the game laws. You should always respect them. They were
+made for your and all sportsmen's benefit, and not as a means of
+annoyance. If you kill the birds whilst breeding, or destroy the young,
+there will soon be little left in the country to shoot.
+
+There are three times to find the snipe at rest: in the early morning,
+shortly after sunrise; at low tide, when the ground usually under water
+is exposed, so they can pick up the sand insects and feed on the
+sea-grasses that the high-water has brought up; and in the evening, when
+the flocks are coming to rest for the night. The early morning and
+low-water are the best times, as the birds will be found along the
+water's edge feeding, whilst in the evening they usually retire some
+distance inland on the meadows, and after they are settled in the grass
+for the night it is pretty hard to get them up again. There is sometimes
+a pretty fair show of finding the birds on the beach feeding just before
+sundown. It must be remembered, however, that the strength and direction
+of the wind have much to do with the number of snipe. The above is in
+fair weather, and now for the ideal "snipe weather."
+
+If you live on the Jersey coast, or any of the neighboring ones, and
+wake up one September morning with a good southeaster, which has been
+blowing since the previous evening, rattling around your windows,
+accompanied by drizzle, get up and put on your shooting "togs," oil your
+gun well, and prepare for a good day's sport. The birds do not like to
+fly in a high wind, and will almost always come up into the coast bays
+and rivers to feed on the overflowed meadows that such storms produce.
+
+It is a rather difficult thing to determine on what kind of ground you
+will find snipe; some days they will be found in great abundance in one
+locality, and the day after hardly a bird will be seen. The weather has
+something to do with this, and by a careful study of it some idea may be
+gained as to where to find the birds, though this will not always prove
+reliable.
+
+When the wind in a storm is not too high, the birds usually remain on
+the sea-beach, but when it is violent you will run a pretty fair chance
+of finding them inland. During the southeaster mentioned, if the wind is
+rather high and there is a heavy tide, Sand-piper likes nothing better
+than to spend the day paddling around on the flooded salt-meadows,
+picking up the little worms and bugs that have been soaked out of their
+homes in the grass and soil. Here you will find him in large flocks,
+travelling by short flights from one end of the meadow to the other,
+showing very little disposition to move on. But above all his happiness
+seems wholly complete if he can find a meadow on which the grass has
+been cut and not collected in mows at the time of the overflow. The
+floating grass affords a refuge for all the washed-out bug inhabitants
+of the meadow, and the snipe make the most of the rare treat offered.
+This kind of meadow-shooting is very pleasant, as the birds will not fly
+far when "flushed," and it is possible to follow a flock all around the
+meadow, securing several shots before it takes flight for good. The
+sedge islands at the mouths of rivers and bays are great feeding-grounds
+when the wind is not so high, and tide not sufficient to flood the
+fields.
+
+Sometimes on the day after a storm pretty good shooting can be had on
+the meadows that have been overflowed. The soil is usually of a clayey
+character, and the water does not drain off in the lower places very
+rapidly, forming puddles and patches of slimy mud around which the birds
+like to feed. They are usually found on the sea-beach just before or
+after a storm.
+
+The favorite haunts of snipe in fine weather, at low water, are the
+little sand or mud beaches bordering the sedge islands and meadows, and
+in the inlets along the water-front.
+
+There are three methods of shooting snipe: tramping the beach, crawling
+up on them by boat, and by using decoys.
+
+[Illustration: TRAMPING FOR SNIPE.]
+
+Tramping the beach or following up on land requires the smallest outfit
+of any, all that is necessary being the gun and your equipments. It is
+best to wear rubber boots, unless you intend to shoot along hard beaches
+or dry meadows. This tramping of the meadows will afford rather good
+sport when they are flooded, and although you may not get as many birds
+as by decoying, the action it necessitates adds much to the pleasure.
+However, if the birds are plentiful and inclined to move about, I should
+advise the use of a blind and decoys.
+
+Let us suppose we are going out at low water to look out for the birds
+on the beaches. You have arrived at the scene of action and loaded your
+gun. Put it in the hollow of either arm; if there are two shooting,
+carry the guns in opposite arms. In walking along the water you should
+not walk on the beach, if there is one, but about fifteen or twenty feet
+back, going up to the beach at frequent intervals to study it for a
+distance ahead. By this means the birds behind the sedge-grass will not
+be able to see you until you are quite near. If when studying the beach
+ahead you do not see any birds, you should make a careful note of the
+likely places behind which snipe may be, and use corresponding care when
+approaching them. The snipe do not take to wing until you get quite
+near, and there is little danger of frightening your birds by these
+short examinations. You have been walking along the shore in the
+described manner for some time, and in one of the above examinations you
+locate some birds, let us say two hundred feet off. Crouch down in the
+grass and make a study of the lay of the beach where the snipe are,
+noting with care the positions of any high tufts of grass, bushes, or
+anything by which you can locate the place without seeing the beach, and
+it is best to select two between which the game is. Now strike inland
+some fifty feet, more if level meadow, and move up parallel to the beach
+until opposite the marks noticed. When directly in back of where you
+think the birds ought to be, work up to the beach, cocking your gun, and
+holding it in a position for instant use. You will probably get within
+twenty or thirty feet of the edge of the grass, when the shrill whistles
+of the snipe will let you know the birds are off. It is then only a
+question of your skill as to whether you bag some. In approaching this
+way, the birds will usually fly directly off-shore and away from you for
+a distance, thus affording the best kind of a shot. Taking the birds by
+surprise, you can afford to let them get steadied in flight before
+shooting. Do not shoot as the bird first starts off, as his twisting
+will destroy the aim; but let him get settled, cover him with the muzzle
+of your gun, following him with it for an instant until your hand is
+steady, and then pull the trigger.
+
+Perhaps it should be mentioned here that if the wind is at all heavy you
+will never find the birds on a lee shore; always look for them on the
+windward. If the snipe is "flushed" on the meadow, or any other place
+where he has the choice of direction, he will always rise against the
+wind; so if you approach up wind you will get mostly driving shots, but
+if down wind good shots will be presented.
+
+[Illustration: SHOOTING FROM A SNEAK-BOAT.]
+
+Following the birds by boat is sometimes very effective. Perhaps before
+coming to the shooting proper we should consider the boat. The best kind
+of boat for this work, where there is a great deal of running up on
+beaches, is a sneak-box (description of shooting-boat in HARPER'S ROUND
+TABLE No. 818). The long bow overhang makes it easy to land without
+running the boat hard aground. We will consider the sailing first. No
+special equipment is required, but if you are going out alone a
+yoke-line attachment will be necessary for steering (see sketch). By
+this device you can steer the boat from any part of the cockpit by
+simply catching hold of the line at the nearest place, and pulling
+either way you wish.
+
+If alone, it is best to sit pretty well aft, as you are less liable to
+be bothered by the sail, but if there are two in the boat, one shooting
+and the other sailing, the man with the gun should sit as far forward as
+convenient, and on the side next to the shore. If the sail happens to be
+on the shore side, if possible sit on the forward deck so as to be able
+to shoot ahead of the mast; if not, you will have to shoot under the
+sail or in whatever manner a shot offers.
+
+[Illustration: ROWING AFTER SNIPE.]
+
+The pleasure of the expedition may be greatly marred by mismanagement of
+the boat. There are no particularly new problems in sailing presented,
+but there are several points that must be borne in mind. Above all, the
+boat must not race alongshore, but should only drift along about thirty
+or forty feet off, because, when going at only a fair speed, objects on
+shore pass so rapidly as to make all accurate shooting impossible; and,
+also, a boat travelling even slowly in shallow water will kick up such
+large waves, that these, breaking on the beach, will frighten all the
+birds within hearing.
+
+There is one peculiarity of snipe that perhaps ought to be mentioned.
+When the flock is feeding on small beaches broken up by patches of grass
+extending down to the waters edge, the birds, if approached on the water
+in a direction parallel to the beach, will run along it until they are
+all bunched at the grass before taking wing. This affords a good shot,
+and you can usually bag several. If you prefer to row after the birds,
+select a two-oared light flat-bottomed boat, and sit in the front row
+seat, the person pulling occupying the rear. Sometimes the boat is
+propelled with a pole used over the stern. There is one indispensable
+article in shooting snipe from a boat--a crab-net. By this, the dead and
+wounded birds can easily be picked up.
+
+[Illustration: DECOYING SNIPE.]
+
+Decoying, though requiring quite an extensive outfit, under proper
+conditions, will yield fine results. The blind is of first
+consideration, much depending on its location. Before building it you
+should try to determine where the birds are flying the day in question,
+though the following general locations may be of help in the selection:
+a neck of land separating two streams or arms of a river; a sedge
+island; or a flooded meadow. In choosing the site try to find a spot
+where natural conditions give as much cover as possible, as behind weeds
+or tall grass, and try not to alter the appearance in the construction.
+If you intend to shoot on a meadow, place the blind at a convenient
+distance from some spot where you notice the birds feed. If on a beach,
+try and place it so as to get a raking shot. In the meadow-blind, if you
+have been able to find a convenient clump of weeds, cut down the extra
+ones so as you will have a thin circle around you, or as near so as
+possible, and line the inside with hay or anything procurable, filling
+up the thin places in the barrier of live weeds with those you cut down.
+If no clump can be found, look over the meadow until you find some
+stiff-stemmed weeds, and cut them quite near the roots. Carry these to
+the selected spot, and construct the blind by sticking the ends in the
+ground, and finish as before. The beach-blind may be constructed like
+this, or a hiding-place can be made in the sedge-grass.
+
+[Illustration: DIAGRAMS OF SHELLS, DECOYS, AND STEERING-GEAR.]
+
+The decoys are an essential part of the outfit. They can be made at
+home, and should be at least twice life size. Their construction may be
+understood from the sketch. In painting them, try to lay the colors in
+the same relations as in the live bird.
+
+Suppose we have constructed our blind near a beach, and set our decoys,
+some twelve or fifteen, fairly bunched. A flock is seen approaching.
+They see our decoys, and head in, apparently just skimming the water.
+Let them land, if they will; if not, fire as they wheel off. They will
+most likely land, and if clear of the decoys use the right barrel,
+reserving the left (usually choked) for when they fly off. You have most
+likely bagged some birds, but do not attempt to recover them now, for a
+flock will often return if any birds are lost. If there are any dead
+birds on the water, you had better keep an eye on them, as the crabs are
+fond of dead snipe.
+
+A few words here about the gun. The dangers of mishandling have been
+gone over so often that it is unnecessary to repeat them. A boy is
+perfectly safe with a gun if he will bear in mind the old and perhaps
+rather ambiguous saying, "A gun is always loaded." A gun should not be
+allowed to stand for anytime with the remains of previous discharges in
+the barrels, as the acid contained in the powder will pit them. It is
+best to follow the rule of swabbing it clean after a day's sport; first,
+perhaps, if very dirty, with the wire burr, and polishing with soft
+rags. Sometimes the barrels become so much coated that they cannot be
+cleansed by these means, and it will be necessary to wash them out with
+water. If this is the case, be sure to remove every trace of moisture
+afterwards. Always keep every part of the gun well coated with oil, and
+never forget to oil the barrels after swabbing them clean, bearing in
+mind also that the heat of the discharge will dry the oil off the
+outside.
+
+A great deal might be said about shells, but it is not essential here.
+Machine-loaded shells with suitable charges for snipe can be bought for
+about $1.40 a hundred, and will answer all purposes very well. There is
+room for discussion as to the proper charge. I should say 2-3/4 or 3
+drams of powder and 1 ounce of either No. 8 or No. 9 shot is a good load
+for a 12-bore gun. The smaller shot is best for flock shooting. In the
+sketch is represented a section of a shell showing the position and kind
+of wads, and there is also shown a light home-loaded shell to kill
+crippled birds. Many sportsmen load their own shells, but this takes
+much time and trouble, and the saving is not as great as would be
+supposed, unless expensive powders are used. The boy learning to shoot
+should by all means buy his ammunition, at least for such a time, until
+he will know exactly what he is doing when loading his own shells.
+
+
+
+
+THE VOYAGE OF THE "RATTLETRAP."
+
+BY HAYDEN CARRUTH.
+
+II.
+
+
+The port of Prairie Flower was in the eastern part of the then Territory
+of Dakota. It stood out on an open plain a half-dozen miles wide, which
+seemed to be the prairie itself, though it was really the valley of the
+Sioux River, that funny stream which could run either way, and usually
+stood still in the night and rested. To the east and west the edges of
+this valley were faintly marked by a range of very low bluffs, so low
+that they were mere wrinkles in the surface of the earth, and made the
+valley but very little lower than the great plain, which rolled away for
+miles to the east and for leagues to the west.
+
+It was a beautiful morning a little after the middle of September that
+the Rattletrap got away and left Prairie Flower behind. The sun had been
+up only half an hour or so, and the shadow of our craft stretched away
+across the dry gray plain like a long black streak without end. The air
+was fresh and dewy. The morning breeze was just beginning to stir, and
+down by the river the acres of wild sunflowers were nodding the dew off
+their heads, and beginning to roll in the first long waves which would
+keep up all day like the rolling of the ocean. We shouted "Good-by" to
+Grandpa Oldberry and Squire Poinsett, but they only shook their heads
+very seriously. The cows and horses picketed on the prairie all about
+the little clump of houses which made up the town looked at us with
+their eyes open extremely wide, and no doubt said in their own
+languages, like Grandpa Oldberry, that they had no recollection of
+seeing any such capers as this for many years.
+
+"See here," I said, suddenly, to Jack, "where's that dog you said was
+going to follow us?"
+
+"You just hold on," answered Jack.
+
+"Oh, are we going to have a dog too?" asked Ollie.
+
+"You wait a minute," insisted Jack.
+
+[Illustration: SNOOZER.]
+
+Just then we passed the railroad station. Jack craned his head out of
+the front end of the wagon. Ollie and I did the same. Lying asleep on
+the corner of the station platform we saw a dog. He was about the size
+of a rather small collie, or, to put it another way, perhaps he was half
+as big as the largest-size dog--if dogs were numbered like shoes, from
+one to thirteen, this would have been about a No. 7 dog. He was yellow,
+with short hair, except that his tail was very bushy. One ear stood up
+straight, and the other lopped over, very much wilted. Jack whistled
+sharply. The dog tossed up his head, straightened up his lopped ear, let
+fall his other ear, and looked at us. Jack whistled again, and the dog
+came. He ran around the wagon, barked once or twice, sniffed at the
+pony's heels and got kicked at for his familiarity, yelped sharply, and
+came and looked up at us, and wagged his bushy tail with a great
+flourish.
+
+"He wants to get in. Give him a boost, Ollie," said Jack.
+
+Ollie clambered over the dash-board and jumped to the ground. He pushed
+the dog forward, and he leaped up and scrambled into the wagon, jumped
+over on the bed, where he folded his head and tail on his left side,
+turned around rapidly three times, and lay down and went to sleep, one
+ear up and one ear down.
+
+"He's just the dog for the Rattletrap," said Jack. "We'll call him
+Snoozer."
+
+"That looks a good deal like stealing to me, Uncle Jack," said Ollie.
+"Doesn't he belong to somebody?"
+
+"No," said Jack, "he doesn't belong to anybody but us. He came here a
+week ago with a tramp. The tramp deserted him, and rode away on the
+trucks of a freight train, but Snoozer didn't like that way of
+travelling, because there wasn't any place to sleep, so he staid behind.
+Since then he has tried to follow every man in town, but none of them
+would have him. He's a regular tramp dog, not good for anything, and
+therefore just the dog for us."
+
+Snoozer was the last thing we shipped, and after taking him aboard we
+were soon out of the harbor of Prairie Flower, and bearing away across
+the plain to the southwest. In twenty minutes we were among the
+billowing sunflowers, standing five or six feet high on either side of
+the road, which seemed like a narrow crack winding through them. Ollie
+reached out and gathered a handful of the drooping yellow blossoms. The
+pony was tied behind, carrying her big saddle, and tossing her head
+about, and showing that she was very suspicious of the whole
+proceedings, and especially of a small flag which Ollie had fastened to
+the top of the wagon-cover, and which fluttered in the fresh morning
+breeze. Snoozer slept on and never stirred. At last the road came to the
+river, and then followed close along beside its bank, which was only a
+foot or so high. Ollie was interested in watching the long grass which
+grew in the bottom of the stream and was brushed all in one direction by
+the sluggish current, like the silky fur of some animal. After a while
+we came to a gravelly place which was a ford, and crossed the stream,
+stopping to let the horses drink. The water was only a foot deep. As we
+came upon the higher ground beyond the river we met the south wind
+squarely, and it came in at the front of the cover with a rush. We heard
+a sharp flutter behind, and then the wagon gave a shiver and a lurch,
+and the horses stopped; then there was another shock and lurch, and it
+rolled back a few inches.
+
+"There," exclaimed Jack, "some of those wheels have begun to turn
+backwards! I told you!"
+
+I looked back. Our puckering-string had given way, and the rear of the
+cover had blown out loosely. This had been more than the pony could
+stand, and she had broken her rope and run back a dozen rods, and stood
+snorting and looking at the wagon.
+
+[Illustration: THE FIRST ACCIDENT.]
+
+"First accident," I cried. "She'll run home, and we'll have to go back
+after her."
+
+"Perhaps we can get around her," said Jack. "We'll try."
+
+We left Ollie to hold the horses, and I went out around among the
+sunflowers, while Jack stood behind the wagon with his hat half full of
+oats. I got beyond her at last, and drove her slowly toward the wagon.
+She snorted and stamped the ground angrily with her forward feet; but at
+last she ventured to taste of the oats, and finding more in the feed-box
+on the rear of the wagon, she began eating them and forgot her fright.
+
+"I guess we'd better not tie her, but let her follow," said Jack, "As
+soon as we have gone a little ways she'll come to think the wagon is
+home and stick to it."
+
+"Yes," I said. "I think she is really as great a tramp as Snoozer, and
+just the pony for us."
+
+"Are we all tramps?" asked Ollie.
+
+"Well," said Jack, "I'm afraid Grandpa Oldberry thinks we don't lack
+much of it. He says varmints will catch us."
+
+"Do you think they will?" went on Ollie, just a little bit anxiously.
+
+"Oh, I guess not," said Jack. "You see, we've got four guns. Then
+there's Snoozer."
+
+"But will they try to catch us?"
+
+"Well, I don't know. Grandpa Oldberry says the varmints are awfully
+thick this fall."
+
+"But what are varmints?"
+
+"Oh, wolves, and b'ars, and painters, and--"
+
+"What are painters?"
+
+"Grandpa means panthers, I guess. Then there's Injuns, and boss-thieves,
+and--"
+
+"There's a prairie-chicken," I cried, as one rose up out of the long
+grass.
+
+"Perhaps we can get one for dinner," said Jack.
+
+He took his gun and went slowly toward where the other had been. Another
+whirred away like a shot. Jack fired, but missed it. We started on,
+leaving the pony tossing her head and stamping her feet in a great
+passion on account of the report of the gun; but when she saw that we
+paid no attention to her and were rapidly going out of sight she turned,
+after taking a long look back at distant Prairie Flower, and came
+trotting along the road, with her stirrups dangling at her sides, and
+soon was following close behind.
+
+"We can depend on the life-boat," said Jack.
+
+Before we realized it the chronometer showed that it was almost noon. By
+this time we had left the sea of sunflowers and crept over the wrinkle
+at the western edge of the valley, and were off across the rolling
+prairie itself. Still Snoozer never stirred.
+
+"I wonder when he'll wake up?" said Ollie.
+
+"You'll see him awake enough at dinner-time," said Jack.
+
+"Well, you'll see me awake enough then, too," answered Ollie. "I'm
+hungry."
+
+"We hardy pioneers plunging into the trackless waste of a new and
+unexplored country never eat but one meal a day," said Jack. "And that's
+always raw meat--b'ar-meat, generally."
+
+"Well," said Ollie, "I don't see any b'ar-meat, or even
+prairie-chicken-meat. Why didn't you hit the prairie-chicken, Uncle
+Jack?"
+
+"I'm not used to shooting at such small game," answered Jack, solemnly.
+"My kind of game is b'ar--b'ar and other varmints."
+
+Just then we passed a house, and down a little way from it, close to the
+road, was a well.
+
+"Here's a good place to have dinner," said Jack; so we drove out by the
+side of the road and stopped.
+
+"If I'm to be cook," said Jack to me, "then you've got to take care of
+the horses and do all the outside work. I'll be cook; you'll be rancher.
+That's what we'll call you--rancher. Rancher, feed the horses and look
+out for hoss-thieves and sich like cut-throats."
+
+I unhitched the horses, tied them behind the wagon, and gave them some
+oats and corn in the feed-box. The pony I fed in the big tin pail near
+by. The grass beside the road was so dry, and it was so windy, that we
+decided that it was not safe to build a fire out-doors, so Jack cooked
+pancakes over the oil-stove inside. These with some cold meat he handed
+out to Ollie and me as we sat on the wagon-tongue, while he sat on the
+dash-board. We were half-way through dinner when we heard a peculiar
+whine, followed by a low bark, in the wagon, and then Snoozer leaped
+out, stretched himself, and began to wag his tail so fast that it looked
+exactly like a whirling feather duster. We fed him on pancakes, and he
+ate so many that if Jack had not fried some more we'd have certainly
+gone hungry.
+
+"I told you he was a true tramp," said Jack. "Just see his appetite."
+
+After we had finished, and the horses had grazed about on the dry grass
+some time, we started on. We hoped to reach a little lake which we saw
+marked on the map, called Lake Lookout, for the night camp; so we
+hurried along, it being a good distance ahead. All the afternoon we were
+passing between either great fields where the wheat had been cut,
+leaving the stubble, or beside long stretches of prairie. There were a
+few houses, many of them built of sod. Not much happened during the
+afternoon. Ollie followed the example of Snoozer, and curled up on the
+bed and had a long nap. We saw a few prairie-chickens, but did not try
+to shoot any of them. The pony trotted contentedly behind. Just before
+night I rode her ahead looking for the lake. I found it to be a small
+one, perhaps a half-mile wide, scarcely below the level of the prairie,
+and generally with marshy shores, though on one side the beach was sandy
+and stony, with a few stunted cottonwood-trees, and here I decided we
+would camp. I went back and guided the Rattletrap to the spot. Soon Jack
+had a roaring fire going from the dry wood which Ollie had collected. I
+fed the horses and turned them loose, and they began eagerly on the
+green grass which grew on the damp soil near the lake. The pony I
+picketed with a long rope and a strap around one of her forward ankles,
+between her hoof and fetlock, as we scarcely felt like trusting her all
+night. Snoozer got up for his supper, and after that stretched himself
+by the fire and blinked at it sleepily. The rest of us did much the
+same. After a while Ollie said:
+
+"I think that bed in the wagon looks pretty narrow for two. How are
+three going to sleep in it?"
+
+"I don't think three are going to sleep in it," said Jack.
+
+"Where are you going to sleep, then, Uncle Jack?"
+
+Jack laughed. "I think," he said, "that the rancher and the cook will
+sleep in the wagon and let you sleep under the wagon. Nothing makes a
+boy grow like sleeping rolled up in a blanket under a wagon. You'll be
+six inches taller if you do it every night till we get back."
+
+"Well, I don't think so," said Ollie, just a little alarmed at the
+prospect. "I'd prefer to sleep in the wagon. Maybe what Grandpa Oldberry
+said about wild animals is so. You say you like to shoot 'em, so you
+stay outside and do it--I don't."
+
+At last it was arranged that Ollie and I should sleep inside and Jack
+under the wagon. We were surprised to find how early we were ready for
+bed. The long ride and the fresh air had given us an appetite for sleep.
+So we soon turned in, the dog staying outside with Jack.
+
+"Good-night, Uncle Jack," called Ollie, as we put out the lantern and
+covered up in the narrow bed. "Look out for painters."
+
+[Illustration: "WHAT'S THAT NOISE?"]
+
+I was almost asleep when Ollie shook me, and whispered, "What's that
+noise?"
+
+I listened, and heard a regular, hollow, booming sound, something like
+the very distant discharge of cannon.
+
+"It's the horses walking on the ground--always sounds that way in the
+night," I answered.
+
+Again I was almost asleep when Ollie took hold of my arm, and said,
+"What's that?"
+
+I once more listened, and recognized a peculiar creaking noise as that
+made by the horses cropping off the grass. I explained to Ollie, and
+then dropped off sound asleep. I don't know how long it was, but after
+some time I was again roused up by a nervous shake.
+
+"Listen to _that_," whispered Ollie. "What can it be?"
+
+I sat up cautiously and listened. It was a strange, rattling, unearthly
+sound which I could not account for any better than Ollie.
+
+"It's a bear," he whispered. "I heard them make that noise at the park
+back home."
+
+I was puzzled, and concluded that it must be some wild animal. I took
+down one of the guns, crept softly to the front end of the wagon, raised
+the flap, and looked out. The wind was still, and the night air met my
+face with a cool, damp feeling. The moon had just risen and the lake was
+like silver. I could see the horses lying asleep like dark mounds. But
+the mysterious noise kept up, and even grew louder. I grasped the gun
+firmly, and let myself cautiously out of the front end of the wagon.
+Then I climbed back in less softly and hung up the gun.
+
+"Wh-what is it?" asked Ollie, in a faint whisper.
+
+"It's your eloquent uncle Jack snoring," I said. "He's one of Grandpa
+Oldberry's sim'lar varmints."
+
+[TO BE CONTINUED.]
+
+
+
+
+A VIRGINIA CAVALIER.
+
+BY MOLLY ELLIOT SEAWELL.
+
+CHAPTER X.
+
+
+It seemed to George that he had not been in bed an hour before he heard,
+in the gray glimmer of dawn, Billy's voice crying:
+
+"Chris'mus, Marse George, Chris'mus! an' jes listen to dem niggers
+singin' under de winder!" Although a sound sleeper, George always waked
+quickly, and in an instant he recognized the Christmas melody that
+floated upward from the ground outside. A dozen or so of the field hands
+were marching around the house just as the first faint grayness of the
+Christmas day appeared, and singing, in their rich, sweet, untrained
+voices, a song with the merry refrain,
+
+ "White folks, black folks, Chris'mus am heah,
+ An' Chris'mus comes but oncet a year,
+ An' dis is Chris'mus mawnin'!"
+
+Sounds showed that the house was stirring. Laurence Washington, as the
+master, had to dress and go down stairs to give the singers the treat
+they expected. Betty got up and dressed herself at the first sound, and,
+tapping at George's door, called softly, "Merry Christmas, George!"
+Nobody could sleep much after that, and soon after sunrise everybody was
+up, and "Merry Christmas" resounded through the whole house. The negroes
+were most vociferous, as this was their favorite holiday, and no work,
+except the feeding of the stock and the cutting of wood, was to be done
+for several days--that is, as long as the backlog on the Christmas fire
+remained unconsumed. The putting of this log on the fire was an annual
+ceremony, that George thought most amusing. The English officers thought
+so too, and watched it with the greatest interest. Before breakfast was
+served, when all the guests were assembled in the hall, Uncle Manuel,
+the butler, who was very tall and very black, and who wore, on great
+occasions, a pair of scarlet satin knee-breeches that had once belonged
+to Laurence Washington, appeared, and announced, with a condescending
+smile, that "de boys" had come with the backlog.
+
+Amid much grinning and shoving and jostling and chuckling four stalwart
+negro men walked in the house carrying a huge log, which was placed at
+the back of the great fireplace, upon the tall iron fire-dogs. It was of
+unseasoned black gum, a wood hard to burn at all times, and this
+particular log had been well soaked in a neighboring swamp. It was the
+privilege of the negroes to select the backlog, and although the masters
+and mistresses knew perfectly well that everything was done to make it
+as noncombustible as possible, the plantation joke was to pretend that
+it was as dry as a bone and would burn like tinder.
+
+"We fotch you a mighty fine backlorg dis time, mistis," grinned the head
+man. "Hit gwi' bu'n same like light-wood." At which Mrs. Washington
+looked grave, as she was expected to look, while a general guffaw went
+around among the negroes.
+
+"I spect we ain' gwi' to have no holiday 'tall ef we has to go ter wuk
+as soon as dis heah lorg b'un up," chuckled another.
+
+"'Tain' gwi' lars' mo'en fer Christmas day!" chorussed the others
+standing near by.
+
+"I think I saw a black-gum log soaking in the swamp a few days ago,"
+said Laurence, smiling at the grinning faces before him: but there was a
+chorus immediately:
+
+"Naw, suh; dis lorg ain' never had a drap o' water on it, an' we-all's
+been dryin' it fer a whole mont'." The log was then steaming like a
+tea-kettle, and the negroes yah-yahed with delight at the ready
+acceptance of their _ruse_.
+
+"Very well, then," cried Laurence Washington; "you can all have holiday
+until this log is burned out, and if I am not mistaken it will last the
+week through!"
+
+Immediately after breakfast horses were brought out, and the great
+coach, and several gigs and chaises, to take a party to old Pohick
+Church. There was to be a service, however, on the _Bellona_, and the
+"church flag" was flying from her peak. Admiral Vernon invited George to
+go with him on board the ship. They went to the landing, where the
+captain's gig awaited them. On board the _Bellona_ everything was as
+clean as hands could make it, the ship was dressed, and the men, being
+excused from work that day, were in their Sunday clothes and prepared
+for their holiday.
+
+The service, performed by the chaplain, was held upon the gun-deck. Four
+hundred sailors, in spotless clothing, and each with a sprig of
+mistletoe in his glazed hat, were assembled, seated on capstan-bars,
+which made improvised benches. In front of them their officers were
+assembled, the captain at their head, while in front of the officers
+were the Admiral and his guests. Never had George seen a more beautiful
+and reverent service. The sailors were reminded of their homes in green
+England, far away, and every heart was softened by the recollection. The
+officers needed no reminder of their families and friends at home, and
+all felt drawn together in sympathy at their common separation from
+those dearest to them.
+
+After the service the Admiral took George over the ship, showing him all
+the beauty and strength of her. The boy gazed with wonder and delight at
+her trim yards, her immaculate decks, and at the rows of menacing guns
+in her batteries. Until then he had strongly inclined to the army, but
+in the first flush of his new enthusiasm he longed to be a naval
+officer. There were several midshipmen of his own age on board, to whom
+the Admiral introduced him, and George yearned, boy fashion, to wear a
+smart uniform like theirs, and to carry a midshipman's dirk. He said
+little; his enthusiasms were all of that silent kind which burn the more
+furiously because their blaze is concealed. But the moment he reached
+the house, after leaving the ship, he went straight to his brother
+Laurence's study, and marched in with this bold announcement,
+
+"Brother Laurence, I want to serve in the King's navy."
+
+Laurence looked up smiling at George's earnest face, in which a fixed
+purpose was plainly seen.
+
+"I should have preferred the army for you," responded Laurence. "But if
+a youngster _will_ serve in the King's navy, in the King's navy he must
+serve."
+
+"And will you get me my warrant?" eagerly asked George.
+
+"The fact is," cautioned Laurence, "I have a midshipman's warrant
+offered me for you at this very time. Admiral Vernon has the privilege
+of nominating a midshipman on the _Bellona_, and some days ago, in
+speaking of your arrival, he asked me, as my old friend, if it would be
+agreeable to my family to appoint you in his Majesty's naval service. I
+told him I had not yet consulted with Madam Washington, but I had no
+doubt whatever that it would be highly agreeable to her, and the Admiral
+assured me that it would be at my service at any time."
+
+George stood perfectly breathless with surprise. His first thought was
+that surely he was the most fortunate boy in the world. At that moment
+there was a knock at the door and Admiral Vernon entered.
+
+"Ah, Admiral!" cried Laurence, "you see before you a very happy lad. He
+is overjoyed at the notion of entering the naval service."
+
+"It would be a thousand pities to lose so fine a fellow from the King's
+navy," said the Admiral, smiling. George wished to thank him, but when
+he tried to speak he felt a choking sensation, albeit he was so happy.
+It was so exactly what he wanted at that very time; and how few there
+are who get what they want before the wish for it has departed!
+
+[Illustration: SHE WAS THE STATELIEST BEAUTY OF A SHIP HE HAD EVER
+SEEN.]
+
+All the rest of that day George felt as if he were walking on air. He
+made plans for his whole life ahead, and already saw himself an admiral.
+He thought it would not be right to speak of this beautiful plan for him
+to any one until his mother knew it, and so he would give no hint to
+Betty, or even tell it, as he longed to do, to Billy. But when in his
+room in the afternoon, before the Christmas dinner, Rattler jumped upon
+him and licked his hands, George could not forbear whispering to him,
+"Good dog, your master will soon be a midshipman!" He had gone to his
+room to carry out his intention of reading every day something out of a
+useful book; but his heart was too full to read, and his book lay
+unopened while he sat before the fire in a happy dream, slowly passing
+Rattler's silky ears through his hand. From his chair he could see
+through his window the handsome frigate lying motionless in the stream.
+Some of the men were dancing on the fok'sle to the sound of a fiddle and
+tambour played by two of the crew. In George's eyes, infatuated as he
+was with the navy, she was the stateliest beauty of a ship he had ever
+seen, and he thought every man on her must be altogether happy.
+
+At five o'clock there was a grand Christmas dinner. The ladies wore
+their gayest gowns, the officers were in full uniform, and the other
+gentlemen present were in all the splendor of velvet coats and breeches
+and ruffled shirts. There was much laughter and many toasts, and at the
+end of the dinner Uncle Manuel, gorgeous in his scarlet silk breeches,
+entered, bearing aloft, on a huge platter, a plum-pudding blazing with
+blue flumes, and with sprigs of mistletoe stuck in it. Afterwards, in
+the hall, came off the ceremony of placing the branch of mistletoe on
+the lantern that hung from the ceiling. Then there was great jollity and
+a merry scramble, for, according to the hearty custom of the time, any
+lady caught under the mistletoe could be kissed by any gentleman who
+caught her. George and William Fairfax secretly longed to act the
+mannish part and join in the sport, but both felt quite overcome with
+bashfulness at the idea, and only watched the gay doings from afar. Not
+so Betty, who quite assumed the young lady, and who not only treated
+William Fairfax as if he had been an infant, but gave herself lofty airs
+towards George, whom she had heretofore regarded with the greatest
+respect. Then, soon after dark, the coaches of the neighboring gentry
+drove up with the guests. In the hall the negro fiddlers were in great
+force, and sawed the air from eight o'clock in the evening until
+daylight next morning. Besides the minuet and rigadoon there were jigs
+and reels, and at last everybody, young and old, danced Sir Roger de
+Coverley, while the candles sputtered in their sockets and the chickens
+crowed outside. George danced all night with the greatest enjoyment, not
+finding any difficulty in obtaining partners, all of the ladies being
+willing to dance with so handsome a stripling. Among the guests who came
+from a distance was a remarkably pretty young girl of about George's
+age, Miss Martha Dandridge. With her George danced Sir Roger de
+Coverley, going down the middle swinging partners, and making the grand
+march to the music of the crashing fiddles and dancing feet. When at
+last it was over, and in the gray dawn the coaches and chaises rattled
+off, and the ball was over, George thought it was the finest ball he had
+ever seen in his life.
+
+For a week gayety and jollity prevailed at Mount Vernon. There were
+fox-hunts, when the huntsmen assembled by daybreak, and the winding of
+the horns, and the hounds with tongues tuned like bells, echoed across
+the river and among the hills; and after a day's hard riding there would
+be a jolly dinner and dancing afterwards. Then there was a great party
+aboard of the _Bellona_, where the decorations were all of flags and
+warlike emblems. George's enthusiasm for the navy did not decrease in
+the least, but rather gained by being in company with so many officers,
+and feeling obliged to keep his delightful secret of a promised
+commission to himself. He became friends with the midshipmen, and in his
+heart he enjoyed more his visits to the cockpit, with all its
+discomforts, than the luxury of the Admiral's cabin and the comfort of
+the ward-room. He was never weary of listening to the officers telling
+of their adventures; and his expressive young face, with the blood
+coming and going like a girl's, showed his overpowering interest in what
+he heard. No real doubt of his mother's consent entered his mind; and if
+the thought occasionally crossed him that her consent must be asked and
+might not be given, he dismissed it, as all young and ardent natures
+dismiss unpleasant possibilities.
+
+Among the quieter pleasures which he had at this time was that of making
+friends with little Mildred, the two-year-old daughter to which his
+brother and sister were so devoted. They had lost three other children;
+and in a time of the utmost sadness after their deaths, when Laurence
+Washington realized his own delicate constitution, and the chances that
+none of his children might live, he had made his will, giving Mount
+Vernon and all he had, if he should leave no children, to George. But
+this little one bade fair to grow up into a healthy and happy child.
+
+Betty, who was by nature a little mother, was never more at home than
+when she had charge of the child, and could take as good care of her as
+any grown person. George, on the contrary, although his heart went out
+to the little girl, regarded her as a piece of china that might be
+broken by touching her. But Mildred took a violent fancy to him, and was
+never so happy as when carried about in his strong young arms, or
+sitting on his knee while he made rabbits out of his handkerchief and
+pictures out of the shadows on the wall, and was ready to do anything
+and to give her anything that would amuse her. He had never been thrown
+with a child of that age before, and regarded every instance of her baby
+cleverness as the most extraordinary thing in the world, to the
+amusement of his brother and sister.
+
+The year before George had found William Fairfax a delightful boyish
+companion, but this year, with his new experiences, and the company of
+the young officers on the _Bellona_, George unconsciously neglected him.
+But William, who had a sweet and forgiving nature, showed no ill-humor
+over it, and said to himself: "Never mind; when the ship goes away, and
+all the visitors, George will again find me good company."
+
+And such was the case. On the morning that the _Bellona_ loosed her
+topsail, as a sign that she was about to trip her anchor, George felt
+utterly forlorn. He wondered how he should get through the time until he
+could go to Ferry Farm, and, securing his mother's consent, join the
+ship before she sailed from the Chesapeake. So eager was he that
+Laurence, in the goodness of his heart, had ordered, at his own expense,
+George's uniforms to be made in Alexandria, and he was given his
+side-arms from the stores on board the _Bellona_. George in fancy
+already saw himself Midshipman Washington. Admiral Vernon, on parting,
+had said some kind words to him which sank deep in his heart. "I shall
+look forward with pleasure to your joining, Mr. Washington," he said.
+"It is just such youngsters as you that we want in the navy."
+
+On a bleak January day the _Bellona_ went out. George watched from the
+shore as long as he could see her, and sighed as he turned back to the
+house. On his way back he was joined by William Fairfax.
+
+"George," said William, diffidently, "I am afraid we are not as good
+friends as we were last year."
+
+"Why?" asked George, in surprise. He had almost forgotten William's
+existence in the last few busy and exciting days, and he had felt so
+immeasurably older than he that companionship seemed out of the
+question.
+
+"Because you do not seem to care for me any longer."
+
+George stopped, and his heart and his conscience smote him. William was
+his sister's cousin and his brother's guest, and he had been neglected
+by both George and Betty; for Betty had grown about ten years, in her
+own estimation, since dancing with officers and being allowed to come to
+the first table. George thought this rather ridiculous of Betty; but was
+it not equally ridiculous of him to lord it over William, as if there
+were twenty years between them?
+
+"I see how it is, William," said George, after a pause. "I dare say I
+have often made a fool of myself in this last week, talking to men as if
+I were their equal, and to boys of my own age as if I were a man. But,
+although you may laugh at me, I do feel a great deal older in the last
+two months--I suppose because I have been with men like Lord Fairfax and
+Lance, and then Admiral Vernon and his officers. But if you will be
+friends again with me I will promise not to treat you as I have done,
+and I acknowledge it was not very gentlemanly of me."
+
+The house seemed strangely quiet after all the company had left, and
+there were no more routs and balls and romping and hunting. Snow had
+fallen, and George and Betty were waiting for good weather before
+attempting the journey back to Ferry Farm. George spoke to Betty about
+William, acknowledging that he had been as much to blame as she; and
+Betty, being of a generous nature, felt ashamed of herself, with the
+result that William enjoyed the latter part of the time much more than
+the first. But he was destined to have one more clash with George before
+their friendship became so firmly cemented that it lasted during the
+whole of their lives.
+
+[TO BE CONTINUED.]
+
+
+
+
+BOBBY'S TOOL-CHEST.
+
+
+ They gave him a chest full of wonderful tools when he got to be six
+ years old,
+ And he made up his mind to go forth in the world and become a carpenter
+ bold.
+ "I've gimlets and saws, and hammers and nails, I've jack-planes and
+ awls," said he;
+ "I've rulers and screws. How can I refuse a carpenter-man for to be?
+
+ "The first thing to learn is to hammer a nail." And he got out his
+ hammer and tacks,
+ And he hammered, and hammered, and hammered away till he'd used up a
+ half-dozen packs.
+ He nailed up the doors, and he nailed down the floors, and he nailed
+ 'em again and again,
+ And he made no mistake till he hammered a tack through the nursery
+ window-pane.
+
+ Then he took up his saw, and he tried its teeth. "I must now learn to
+ saw," he said;
+ And he sawed in two some bureau drawers, and he sawed off the legs of
+ his bed.
+ And he sawed on the lock of the nursery door till the teeth of the tool
+ grew rough,
+ And then he sat down and remarked to himself, "Well, I guess I have
+ sawn enough.
+
+ "I will now try the awl and the gimlet too, and learn what different
+ kinds
+ Of holes they make--for they're not alike"--and he bored on the outside
+ blinds.
+ He bored six holes in the shutter slats, and then made a change again,
+ And tried his luck on the bureau top with the beautiful two-inch plane.
+
+ And then, poor boy! some one came in, and oh, what a fuss was raised!
+ They spanked that boy for trying to learn when he thought he'd be
+ surely praised;
+ And his father was mad and his mother was mad, and even his sister
+ cried,
+ Because he'd taken her desk apart to see what there was inside;
+
+ And the baby, too, was as wrathy as they, because for a little while
+ He'd used the ruler to find how wide was the dear little fellow's
+ smile.
+ And that's why Bob--the poor little chap!--has changed every future
+ plan,
+ And is going to be a policeman bold instead of a carpenter-man.
+
+ CARLYLE SMITH.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: THE RELIEF OF RIVERDALE.]
+
+
+The C. and V. Railroad half encircles Riverdale on the south and west
+sides. For the most part it runs along a narrow shelf on the
+mountain-side many feet above the village, but toward the southwest is
+the valley of the little Jewell River, and this is crossed by a long,
+narrow embankment and a high bridge, where the track curves sharply
+northward.
+
+A few years ago an important part of the traffic over this line
+consisted of long trains from the far West loaded entirely with hogs.
+"Earle's excursions," the boys called them, in allusion to the famous
+pork-packer to whom they were consigned. One afternoon--it was in
+midsummer--a train of thirty-eight cars and a caboose started from the
+summit, five miles above Riverdale. The grade is very steep, and the
+train soon attained a terrific speed as it thundered down the mountain.
+
+No one can tell the cause of the accident, but just as the train struck
+the embankment at Riverdale it doubled up in the middle like a startled
+snake, and five cars were forced out of the train and went down the
+embankment, carrying rails, sleepers, and a foot or two of the road-bed.
+Fortunately none of the trainmen was on these cars, so no one was
+injured. But as the cars went crashing down they broke in pieces like
+kindling-wood. Many hogs were killed and injured, but it is certain that
+about four hundred large, able-bodied, hungry, half-crazy hogs were let
+loose upon the outskirts of the lovely village of Riverdale.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Without a moment's hesitation the invaders began their work of
+destruction. Near the foot of the embankment was the cozy parsonage, and
+the Rev. Mark Sanders was at work in his garden when the accident
+occurred. Startled by the crash, he stood staring at the splintering
+cars until one of them brought up almost against his garden fence, and a
+dozen screeching hogs were trying to squeeze through the gate together.
+Then he struck out valiantly with his sharp hoe, and thought he drove
+all back, and locked the gate. But when he turned about, three hungry
+hogs were feasting on his early potatoes, and they led him such a chase
+that he heartily wished that every hog in the world had been in that
+herd which in ancient times ran violently down a steep place into the
+sea and were choked.
+
+Meanwhile the main body of the army moved toward the centre of the
+village, sending out foraging excursions to every garden and lawn,
+unmindful of shrill threats or fluttering aprons. On the bank of the
+Jewell River stood a little photograph saloon, and there Miss Sally
+Graham, for twenty years the village dressmaker, was having her picture
+taken. It was a critical moment. The photographer's head was underneath
+the green cloth behind the camera.
+
+"Please turn your head just a trifle toward the left, and look a little
+more cheerful, Miss Graham," said the artist.
+
+Miss Sally turned her head so that she looked toward the open door. She
+was just saying "besom" for the last time when two large hogs, one of
+them as black as Erebus, scrambled into the room and came directly
+toward her.
+
+"Oh, horrors!" shrieked Miss Sally, jumping up and whirling wildly about
+in search of a way of escape. She rushed into the dark room and slammed
+the door, overturning a bottle of some malodorous compound. There she
+stood amid the horrible smells till, after much squealing, shouting, and
+crashing of glass, the artist bade her come forth again.
+
+By this time the hogs began to arrive at the centre of the village.
+Those who saw them coming were first amused, and then amazed, and then
+alarmed. Several of them climbed up four steps to the piazza of
+Boynton's fruit-store, and began to eat a bunch of bananas and other
+fruit exposed for sale. Oscar Boynton's wrath was great, his arm was
+mighty, and his weapon was an iron poker; but all these produced no
+effect whatever until he hooked the end of the poker into the nostrils
+of the hogs, and so persuaded them to turn aside.
+
+The situation was in truth growing serious. The hogs began to collect in
+large numbers on Main Street. They drove the people into the houses,
+especially where the men were not at home. They spread across Depot
+Street until they came to Prospect Street. This was known as "Ladies'
+Row," because so many spinsters and widows lived there. It was the
+street of flower gardens, and all summer long it was a glorious rivalry
+of violets, pansies, daisies, roses, asters, and every sweet and
+beautiful blossom. Into this paradise the hogs entered, and began to
+root up and destroy.
+
+Toward the lower part of Main Street stood the grocery-store of Mr.
+Heman Hemenway, Chairman of the Board of Village Trustees. Trade being
+very dull, Mr. Hemenway sat dozing behind the counter dreaming of better
+times.
+
+Suddenly quick footsteps tapped along the knotty floor. Mr. Hemenway
+sprang up and put on the expectant smile with which he greeted every
+customer.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+It was Miss Placentia Hannum, of Ladies' Row, who stood before him. Her
+face was flushed, her dark eyes blazed with indignation, and her voice
+was pitched on a very high note as she exclaimed, "Mr. Hemenway! aren't
+you going to do _anything_?"
+
+"Do--do--anything? What--?" stammered the chairman of the trustees.
+
+"Don't you know?" cried Miss Placentia, with an eloquent gesture of
+disdain. "A whole train of hogs has run off the embankment, and they are
+just pouring into the village, thousands and thousands of them, and now
+they are on our street tearing up my beautiful flowers."
+
+Mr. Hemenway was a man who intended to do his duty, and he went out to
+the street at once. He was met by a deputation of hogs of such numbers
+that he believed that Miss Hannum's statement was literally true. He
+also began to feel that here was a condition of things not provided for
+in his _Manual for Village Officers_. He saw the hogs swarming down the
+street. He saw the people retreating into their houses after disastrous
+conflict with the enemy. Yet he kept bravely on up the street as far as
+the hay-scales, and there he met his fate.
+
+Two hogs saw Mr. Hemenway approaching, and they immediately gave him
+their entire attention. They were the humorists of the herd, and they
+played with Mr. Hemenway. When he went toward the right, they gently
+swayed in the same direction. He went toward the left, and they imitated
+him, smiling very widely. He stopped, and the hogs stood patiently
+before him.
+
+"Whey!" cried Mr. Hemenway, waving his hand.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Apparently the hogs were startled by so harsh a word, and they fell back
+a few paces. Then they darted forward so suddenly that Mr. Hemenway
+nearly fell over his own heels, and when he recovered himself he stood
+with his feet far apart. This was an opportunity not to be lost. One hog
+ran between Mr. Hemenway's feet and upset him. He came down just in time
+to take a short ride on the back of the other, and then rolled off into
+the street. It seemed to him that a hundred hogs gathered around him in
+a moment. With the energy of despair he sprang to his feet, ran hatless
+up the steps of the harness-shop, and mounted the very lifelike wooden
+horse which the harness-maker kept there as a sign.
+
+Across the street a door was cautiously opened, and the head and
+shoulders of Gran'sir Pease appeared.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"Heman!" he cried, in a shrill, quavering voice, "go 'n' git the ol'
+Fo'th o' July cahnern and shewt 'em. It used to be 'round thar under
+Simon Hyle's shed." But this did not seem to Hemenway a feasible plan,
+especially as he knew that the "cahnern" had been at the bottom of the
+mill-pond for three years.
+
+A horse came rattling down the hill and across the mill bridge near the
+harness-shop. It was driven by Norris Wood, who had been out among the
+farms buying cattle for his meat market. He drove up to the harness-shop
+and hitched his horse. Three or four hogs stood in the way, but it
+seemed a very easy thing for Norris to set his great boots against them
+and send them sprawling along the ground. He looked so big and strong
+that Mr. Hemenway dismounted from the wooden horse.
+
+"Well, Heman, what have you got here?" said Norris, widening his bushy
+whiskers with a beaming smile.
+
+"Norris," said Mr. Hemenway, solemnly, "the village is overrun with hogs
+from a wrecked train, and I rely on you to drive 'em out. I give you
+full authority to do or take anything you want to."
+
+"They've got pretty well started," said Norris, "but if I had a few good
+helpers I guess we could master them. Hi!" he continued, "here come the
+academy boys."
+
+There were about twenty of them coming across the mill bridge. They were
+Riverdale Academy boys just out of school. They were on the
+double-quick, for they had seen the hogs, and felt sure there was fun
+ahead.
+
+"'Arma virumque cano!' Come here, every one of you!" cried Norris, who
+was an old academy boy himself.
+
+The boys immediately gathered around him, some of them, and Harry Burton
+in particular, inventing a great terror of the sniffing hogs.
+
+"Norris! Oh, Norris!" he cried, "protect us from these wild beasts of
+the desert. Let me ride in safety upon your broad shoulders," and he
+made as if he would suit the action to the word.
+
+"Quit your fooling," said Norris, sternly. "I want volunteers to drive
+these hogs out of the village. Every one who is willing to help, step
+out."
+
+With a hilarious cheer the whole company stepped forward.
+
+"Now," said Norris, "you see that pile of wood by the hay-scales? Every
+one of you go and get a stick."
+
+In less than a minute every boy was armed with a stout cudgel and
+waiting for further orders.
+
+Norris quickly scanned the crowd. "Julian Ross," he said, "you take six
+boys and stay here. Don't let a single hog get by you up the hill. Harry
+Burton, you take seven with you down to the bridge. Don't you let a hog
+pass over it into the lower village."
+
+Julian and Harry selected their followers. "Friends, Romans,
+countrymen," cried Harry, "follow me!
+
+ "'Still is the story told
+ How well Horatius kept the bridge
+ In the brave days of old.'"
+
+And they went down the street on the double-quick.
+
+"All the rest of you come with me to Prospect Street," commanded Norris.
+
+They arrived at the scene of destruction none too soon. As they ran down
+the street they were greeted with tearful pleadings by the ladies to
+save their gardens from utter ruin.
+
+At length they outran the hogs and faced around to drive them back. The
+boys formed a line across the road, and beat them unmercifully with
+their cudgels. "Hit 'em on the snout every time," said Norris.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+And now began a high and piercing symphony which mingled and harmonized
+with a blood-curdling melody from Main Street. Norris, like the great
+Cæsar, was everywhere at one time. His methods were very interesting. He
+had persuasive powers with his big boots which caused a hog to point to
+the sky with four feet at a time. He was very dexterous in seizing a hog
+by a hind-leg and casting it out of a flower-bed into the road. And just
+as an enormous hog was about to root up Miss Placentia Hannum's
+rose-bush, Norris calmly took the animal by the ear, and led it
+squealing to the street.
+
+At last the hogs were beaten back and driven across to Main Street.
+There they mingled with the others slowly retreating before Julian Ross
+and Harry Burton and their followers. The boys were nearly exhausted,
+but Harry encouraged them by shouting, "Charge, Chester, charge! On,
+Stanley on!" and like historic exhortations.
+
+The hogs were now all brought together, filling the street in a solid
+mass. And there they stuck in spite of every effort to induce them to
+move on. Gran'sir Pease advised Norris to "slarter 'em" where they
+stood. It was time for a stroke of Napoleonic genius or the day would be
+lost.
+
+Norris unhitched his horse and jumped into the wagon. "Boys!" he cried,
+"hold 'em right where they are till you see me again. Go on, Bill." And
+he galloped away up Depot Street, and disappeared under the small
+railroad bridge.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Ten long minutes the boys waited and shouted and fought the obstinate
+hogs. Then Norris was seen coming far up Main Street. He drove down to
+the hogs and turned his cart around. In the wagon was a box, and out of
+it Norris shovelled some yellow stuff into the road. The hogs nearest to
+him saw, smelled, hustled, and gobbled. In an instant others followed,
+pushing and upsetting each other. Norris drove on and cast out more
+meal, and in a minute the whole rushing, squirming, squealing herd
+glided away like the mill-pond when the dam broke. They followed the
+trail of corn meal up the street, and in a short time they were all
+safely enclosed in Norris's cattle-yard.
+
+Then the boys carried their sticks right shoulder shift, and came down
+the street singing, "When Johnny comes marching home again."
+
+
+
+
+BILL'S BEAR-FIGHT.
+
+
+Broiled trout washed down with an ice-cold draught of spring water is
+not the worst supper in the world, and when you are out in the woods
+cozily perched on a log near a roaring camp-fire of crackling birch,
+with a ravenous appetite, it tastes as good as a dinner served at the
+Waldorf in New York. But your trout must be cooked by Bill to be
+enjoyed, for Bill owns no superior in that line. Bill is a hunter, not
+for market, but a sportsman for sport, and his delight is to guide some
+gentleman through the forests of Maine, or, as he terms it, his
+territory.
+
+One fall he and I started up in the Moose-head Lake region, and slowly
+worked down over the trails, until one evening we found ourselves near
+the head of the Cupsuptic River, on the Rangeleys. We had fairly good
+sport on our way, bagging more or less game, with many a long and weary
+chase on a deer trail. When we struck the river it was too late to make
+for a large camp that lay some eleven miles below on the lake, so we put
+up a lean-to, and went into quarters for the night. Bill got out the
+lines, and in a short while he had some fine trout broiling, so that
+though all our provisions were exhausted, we had made a fine supper of
+the trout.
+
+After supper we lighted our pipes, and throwing an extra log or two on
+the fire, we lounged around, recalling different adventures. It was but
+a short time before Bill got off on to some of his own experiences, and
+it was then that I relapsed into silence, and puffed my pipe with that
+peaceful enjoyment that comes to a lover of nature and sport. I lay
+admiring his magnificent physique, my admiration doubled by the
+knowledge of the wonderful strength that lay in his powerful muscles.
+
+"Well, boy," said Bill at last, with a yawn, "it's gettin' kind er cold;
+seems to me it's er bit more than frosty. Had to crack ice down on the
+stream to ketch them trout. Guess it'll freeze tight by to-morrow, and
+with a little fall of snow we might sight a buck's tracks 'tween here
+and the camp below. I rather think we'd better turn in now. Wrap
+yourself good or you'll be stiff in the mornin'."
+
+Raking the ashes into the fire, and banking it a little with some damp
+logs, we rolled up in our blankets and went to sleep.
+
+I do not know what time it was, but it seemed to me I had no more than
+closed my eyes when I was suddenly awakened by the sounds of a fierce
+struggle, with a great amount of low choking, growling, and subdued
+muttering. I sprang up, forgetting my blanket, which tripped me, and
+nearly pitched me headlong into the fire. When I finally reached my feet
+and saw the cause of the row, I was more than amazed. There was Bill
+hugging and being hugged for dear life by a good-sized bear. It was nip
+and tuck, and seizing my rifle, I danced around trying to get a shot at
+the bear. Bill caught sight of me, and cried out in jerks: "Boy--I'll
+never--forgive you if you kill him. It's the first,--chance I've had to
+strangle--a bear, and, by gum, I'm er-goin' to strangle--this one!"
+
+I could appreciate that sort of a desire on Bill's part well enough, but
+nevertheless it was dangerous work. The bear's claws had already played
+havoc with his clothing, and his legs were bleeding in more than one
+place. Back and forth they struggled, one of the bear's fore-paws around
+Bill's neck and the other around his waist. Bill had the bear by the
+throat with one hand, and with the other held his head away to stop him
+from biting.
+
+Suddenly they tripped on the edge of the slope that led in a gentle
+descent to the stream below. I jumped forward this time, determined to
+put an end to it, but before I could reach them, down they went, rolling
+over and over the sloping ground, fighting away like mad, until, with a
+crash, they struck the thin ice on the stream and plunged out of sight.
+It was a bright moonlight night, and the hole they made in the ice
+looked black and ugly. I jumped down the bank, and seeing the roots of
+an old tree running out near the spot, I made for it. Bill came up by
+this time, and I was hoping that they had separated, but they were
+hugging and fighting as hard as ever. I crawled out on the roots and
+yelled to Bill to let me settle it.
+
+"If yer tetch him, boy, I'll never forgive yer. I'm not done yet by a
+long shot, and I'll down the critter if it takes all night."
+
+When Bill talked that way I know he was game to the finish and his blood
+was up, so I ran up the bank and got my rifle, and sitting on a log near
+the water, I watched the fun, altogether too serious for fun, I thought.
+Their struggles were fearful, and I screamed, and would certainly have
+fired at the bear had it not been for the fear of hitting Bill. By this
+time they had worked over to the roots, and then I realized what Bill
+was up to. He got one arm around them to brace himself, and with the
+other clutching the bear's throat, he slowly and by main force pushed
+those fearful red gaping jaws away from him. Slowly and with almost
+superhuman strength he pushed the head further away until finally he
+forced it under water. I could see the claws of the animal's fore-paw
+dig into Bill's shoulder. I could see his violent struggles as he strove
+to get his head above water, but Bill held him under. It was a frightful
+but a grand sight. The moon lit up the scene, and through the steam
+rising from the struggling pair Bill's grim-set jaws and determined face
+showed the true hunter in the height of his glory.
+
+The fight grew weaker and weaker, and then all was still except the
+quick panting of Bill. At last with a deep sigh his chest relaxed, his
+hand gave up his prey, and a few bubbles showed where the bear sank.
+Slowly Bill made his way to where I was standing, and putting out his
+hand, said,
+
+"Thank ye, boy; you had nerve to obey me, and that makes a good hunter."
+
+He was pretty nigh exhausted and badly clawed. While I helped him to
+patch up his wounds temporarily I learned that the bear, evidently
+attracted by the trout, had sneaked into camp during the night and
+stumbled over Bill, who grabbed him. The next morning we fished him out
+of the water, and found him a large specimen and a foe well worth
+letting alone.
+
+HUBERT EARL.
+
+
+
+
+ORIGIN OF THE AMERICAN NAVY.
+
+BY CAPTAIN HOWARD PATTERSON.
+
+
+Every patriotic American is proud of our famous White Squadron,
+illustrating as it does to all the navies of the world the perfection of
+ship-building, motive power, ordnance and _personnel_. Although two or
+three other navies have a much longer list of men-of-war in their
+registers, there is not a foreign power that can show, class for class,
+anything superior in battle-ships, cruisers, and coast-defense vessels
+to those which float under "Old Glory," and it is not making a rash
+claim when it is asserted that in a competitive exhibition the laurel
+wreaths would in all probability be hung upon the mast-heads of the
+ships that belong to Uncle Sam.
+
+And yet how weak and lowly in comparison was the birth of our navy!--but
+still a navy that even in its infancy humbled almost to degradation the
+strength and vanity and hauteur of that of the British, that mistress of
+the seas, against which for more than a century the most magnificently
+equipped and powerful fleets in Europe had hurled themselves, only to be
+beaten back from its "walls of oak," crushed and shattered.
+
+On October 13, 1775, one hundred and twenty-one years ago, or nine
+months before the Declaration of Independence was signed, the
+representatives from the thirteen colonies authorized the building of
+two vessels, one to be armed with 14 guns and the other with 10 guns.
+When completed it was designed that these ships should escape through
+the English fleets blockading the coast, and then prey upon the commerce
+of the enemy. On October 30 Congress ordered the building of two
+additional cruisers, one to carry 36 guns and the other 20 guns. These
+measures so aroused the patriotic fire and zeal of hundreds of American
+seamen whose vessels were locked up in idleness in our seaports, owing
+to the embargo, that they petitioned Congress to provide ships and put
+them on board, so that they might go out against the enemy's vessels
+that tantalizingly kept watch before the approaches to our harbors.
+Appreciating the spirit of the petitioners, and realizing that a
+possible opportunity was offered them to deal a serious blow to the
+supremacy of the English along our line of coast, Congress ordered, on
+December 13 (or just two months, to the day, following the first
+authorization, for ship construction), the building of thirteen vessels
+of war, of which five were to carry 32 guns, five 28 guns, and three 24
+guns.
+
+Work was immediately commenced on this fleet; but as the builders
+demanded six months' time to complete them, Congress passed a law to
+purchase and arm suitable merchant-ships for immediate service. It
+cannot fail to interest the reader to give the names of the first
+vessels of the American navy. Among the many merchant-ships lying idle
+in the Eastern and Southern ports the following fourteen were selected
+by a committee, and, after being purchased, were armed with the number
+of guns set opposite their respective names: Ships--_Alfred_, 24;
+_Columbus_, 24. Brigs--_Lexington_, 16; _Cabot_, 16, _Reprisal_, 16;
+_Andrea Doria_, 14; _Hampden_, 14; _Providence_, 12. Schooners--_Wasp_,
+8; _Fly_, 8. Sloops--_Hornet_, 10; _Independence_, 10; _Sachem_, 10, and
+_Mosquito_, 4.
+
+Had the guns with which these vessels were armed been of uniform and
+suitable calibre, the odds in favor of the English men-of-war would
+still have been enormous; but when it is considered that the batteries
+of the ships were made up of every description of ordnance, from the
+antiquated Dutch cannon brought over by Peter Stuyvesant, to the
+ridiculously small and obsolete saluting-guns that had been preserved as
+relics on the public greens in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, and other
+cities, the wonder grows that with such implements, served by men green
+to naval warfare, and mounted within lumbering merchant-ships, the
+stateliest frigates of the enemy were again and again beaten and
+captured, and the proud white ensign of old England lowered repeatedly
+to the flag whose motto was "Don't tread on me!"
+
+The difficulty encountered by Congress in equipping, officering, and
+manning the little American fleet in the absence of arsenals and
+dock-yards, and when men trained to the service were not obtainable,
+finds only one parallel in history, when Alfred the Sailor King fitted
+out and conducted a fleet against the Danes one thousand years and more
+ago. But if system and order were at first lacking, patriotism
+compensated, and the old guns were served by men whose love of liberty
+breathed in the shot they hurled against their foes.
+
+On December 22, 1775, Congress appointed Ezekiel Hopkins as commodore
+and commander-in-chief of the navy, and the following officers, all
+drawn from the merchant marine of the colonies, to serve as captains:
+Dudley Saltonstall, Abraham Whipple, Nicholas Biddle, and J. B. Hopkins.
+Leading the list of first lieutenants appointed on the same day, we find
+the immortal name of John Paul Jones, and in succession those of Rhodes
+Arnold, James Stanbury, Haysted Hacker, and Jonathan Pitcher. Next,
+under the head of second lieutenants, the records preserved in the Navy
+Department in Washington show the names of Benjamin Seabury, Joseph
+Olney, Elisha Warner, Thomas Weaver, and James McDougal, while the three
+third lieutenants appointed were John Fanning, Ezekiel Burroughs, and
+Daniel Vaughn.
+
+Immediately after assuming command, Commodore Hopkins sailed, with the
+_Alfred_ as his flag-ship, for a descent upon the English possession
+known as New Providence, and was accompanied to the West Indies by the
+_Columbus_, _Cabot_, _Andrea Doria_, _Providence_, _Wasp_, _Fly_, and
+_Hornet_. The expedition was successful, and the ships of the little
+flying squadron were loaded with captured stores and one hundred cannon,
+which latter were afterwards mounted on the American men-of-war under
+construction at the time. The commodore returned north, carrying back
+with him the English Governor of New Providence, and several other high
+officials of that colony. When within view of the Long Island shore
+three of the leading American vessels sighted and later on engaged the
+English frigate _Glasgow_ and two brigs-of-war. After a spirited contest
+the latter surrendered, but the former escaped by a great display of
+seamanship.
+
+The entire fleet with its prizes arrived safely at New London on
+April-fool day, 1776. This was the first and last naval command that
+Commodore Hopkins enjoyed; for, not acting with sufficient energy in
+refitting his fleet, Congress dropped him from the naval service.
+
+In June, 1776, a marine corps was established, and Samuel Nichols was
+appointed to command it, with the rank of major. The junior officers
+consisted of nine captains, ten first and seven second lieutenants.
+
+At the time that the Declaration of Independence was signed the thirteen
+vessels ordered to be constructed during the previous year were reported
+finished, and Congress assigned officers to them, as well as to other
+ships that had been captured from the enemy. The standing of the
+American navy when the Liberty Bell in the City of Brotherly Love pealed
+out the anthem of the free on July 4, 1776, is shown in the following,
+and the numerals attached to the names signify the number of guns with
+which they were armed: _Washington_, 32; _Virginia_, 28; _Boston_, 24;
+_Warren_, 32; _Trumbull_, 28; _Randolph_, 32; _Raleigh_, 32; _Congress_,
+28; _Effingham_, 28; _Delaware_, 24; _Reprisal_, 16; _Montgomery_, 24;
+_Lexington_, 16; _Hampden_, 14; _Andrea Doria_, 14; _Providence_, 28;
+_Providence_ (2d), 12; _Alfred_, 24; _Cabot_, 14; _Sachem_, 10;
+_Independence_, 10, and _Fly_, 8.
+
+To the command of some of these vessels were ordered men who proved
+themselves heroes in many a notable encounter, and whose names will
+endure as long as this great republic lasts; but the two most prominent
+figures in the historical group are those of John Paul Jones, promoted
+to the rank of captain for bravery in battle and for services rendered
+to his country, and Nicholas Biddle, the brave old sea-lion, who
+recognized no odds, but who would engage a vastly superior enemy with
+the same readiness and confidence that he laid his vessel alongside of a
+sure prize.
+
+A few words concerning four of these vessels will be found not to be
+devoid of unusual interest.
+
+The _Reprisal_ audaciously sailed across the Atlantic, being the first
+American vessel to visit Europe, and commenced a wild work of capture
+and destruction among the British merchant-ships in the Channel, right
+under the noses of their great fleets of war. Being joined a little
+later on by the _Lexington_, these two vessels, assisted by several
+prizes that they had armed, caused such havoc that rates of insurance on
+all English vessels were advanced twenty-five per cent. In the year 1778
+the _Reprisal_ foundered in a gale, and only the ship's cook was saved.
+
+The _Andrea Doria_ received the first foreign salute ever paid to an
+American man-of-war. Upon visiting St. Eustatins, the Dutch Governor
+greeted the vessel with a grand salvo from the fort; and this courtesy
+proved a very costly one for him, as his nation had not recognized the
+United States, and he therefore paid the penalty of his politeness by
+being dismissed from his high office.
+
+The _Randolph_, on the night of March 7, 1778, engaged the British
+line-of-battle-ship _Yarmouth_, and while the fight was being gallantly
+conducted by Captain Biddle against a vastly superior foe, the
+_Randolph_, blew up. Out of 310 souls on board only four seamen were
+left alive, and these were picked up, four days later clinging to a
+piece of the wreck of their old ship.
+
+One other vessel was ordered to be built by Congress during the year
+1776, and that was a line-of-battle-ship of 74 guns, the name of which
+was to be _America_. This fine vessel was constructed at Portsmouth, New
+Hampshire, but was not completed until the end of the Revolutionary
+struggle. She was then fitted out and presented, in the name of the
+United States, to Louis XVI. of France, as a mark of appreciation and
+gratitude by this republic, in whose cause he had so nobly and
+generously assisted.
+
+It does not come within the scope of this story to tell of the gallant
+actions that took place between our modest vessels and the towering
+ships of England, but some measure of the great honors that we fought
+for and gained may be appreciated when it is known that American
+men-of-war made over 800 prizes at sea during the struggle for
+independence.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+JIM LANGAN, HERO.
+
+BY MARGARET E. SANGSTER.
+
+
+ Do not dream it was only in olden romance
+ That the knight and the hero were given their chance.
+ Nor think for a moment that history's page
+ Will be blank when it tells of our own passing age.
+ The deed waits the doer, the hour the man,
+ And he is the hero who does what he can.
+ Jim Langan was up there at Pittston the week
+ When the mine walls gave way. Then with fast-blanching cheek
+ To that black-yawning grave's mouth rushed women and men.
+ Their dearest were buried there. Sheep in a pen
+ Not so helpless, if any yet breathing were kept
+ To face death in the dark, as on surely it crept.
+ Men stood there, wives sobbed there, naught was there to do,
+ Till Langan stepped boldly the huddling crowd through.
+ "If the boys are alive, we must reach them. I'll see!
+ If I find a path, you can then follow me."
+ Over rough rocks and ruins, o'er falling débris,
+ He crawled and he pushed, with the blood dripping free
+ From torn hands and knees. In the dark, in the dole,
+ Jim Langan fought on to the desperate goal.
+ Above him the dusky roof shuddered and shook,
+ A menace each inch of the black way he took;
+ The foul air was stifling, the night wrapped him round
+ As he wormed his slow progress deep under the ground.
+ The great pillars sagging, his thick gasping breath--
+ A strife of the heart against threatening death--
+ Jim Langan fought on--there were men pent up there
+ In that tomb of the mine shaft, a prey to despair--
+ Fought on, and fought back, for the help that must save
+ Those poor prisoned men from a horrible grave.
+ The red line of valor is still on the earth;
+ The true and the fearless we prize at their worth.
+ And, lads, never dream that the heroes are gone,
+ That they only loomed up in the world's early dawn,
+ For Homer to sing, lest the world should forget.
+ The valiant man leads us, is king of us yet,
+ Redeeming our time from its strife after pelf
+ With the sacrifice laid on God's altar--himself.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORT]
+
+
+[Illustration: 1.--FORWARD BREAST STROKE.]
+
+[Illustration: 2.--FLOATING.]
+
+[Illustration: 3.--SCULLING BACKWARDS.]
+
+[Illustration: 4.--SCULLING FORWARDS.]
+
+[Illustration: 5.--OVERHAND STROKE--THE REACH.]
+
+[Illustration: 6.--OVERHAND STROKE--THE START.]
+
+From instantaneous Photographs of Professor Gus Sundstrom, Champion
+All-round Swimmer of the United States.
+
+Although it is preferable to have some one to teach you how to swim, it
+is not absolutely necessary, and any one who has failed to learn as a
+youngster may, by following out the instructions here given, learn how
+to swim and float and dive by practising in the water all by himself.
+
+One of the most important things for the beginner to have, of course, is
+confidence. He must not fear the water any more than a rider should fear
+his horse; on the other hand, he should not be overbold or reckless and
+attempt too many risks. The beginner should not go to a stream where
+there is a current, or in sea-water where there might be an undertow. He
+should choose a lake or a pond or, if at the sea-side, a bay; and he
+should stick at first pretty closely to shallow water. Salt water being
+so much more buoyant than fresh water, it is much easier to learn how to
+swim in the sea; in fact, if a man who has absolutely no knowledge of
+swimming will only keep control of his head, and retain his hands
+_under_ water, he need never fear of drowning should he fall overboard
+into salt water. It is advisable, however, when first attempting to
+swim, to have some one on the bank near by who could come to your
+assistance should anything happen.
+
+And now for the preliminary steps. First drive a stake into the bottom
+of the pond where the water is from three to four feet deep. Then take
+hold of the stake with both hands and stretch the body straight out on
+the surface of the water, with the back upward, of course. I might just
+as well say here as anywhere that the first thing to do when going into
+the water is to submerge the entire body, head included. In fact, it is
+a very good thing for timid people to go into shallow water and put
+their heads under the water and open their eyes, for this very soon
+gives them confidence in themselves. The head should always be wet, too,
+because otherwise, with all the body under water and only the head in
+the sunlight, the blood is apt to rush upwards and eventually cause a
+head-ache.
+
+[Illustration: FIG. 7.--DETAIL OF BREAST STROKE.]
+
+To return to the stake. The first motions to be learned are those of the
+legs, and they may be divided into three parts. The first motion of the
+legs is to draw them up, with the knees bending outward, and the feet
+kept as closely together as possible. The second motion is to extend the
+feet outward and move the legs backward, and the third motion is to draw
+the feet quickly together, extended as far out from the body as
+possible. These motions are clearly shown in Fig. 7, and they are also
+displayed in illustration No. 1. This photograph was taken while the
+arms were going back and the legs were starting to come up.
+
+It will take the novice some time before he can master these motions
+absolutely, and unless he is careful he will never master them at all;
+and although he will learn to know how to swim, he will not swim
+correctly, nor will he be able to get the greatest advantage out of the
+labor expended. To acquire this leg motion correctly a beginner should
+go through this kicking action twenty or thirty times, counting one,
+two, three, as he does so, and keeping his mind all the time on the
+theory of the thing. Then he should come out of the water and rest a few
+minutes, and then go back again to the stake and go through the
+exercises again.
+
+After the leg motion has been thoroughly mastered, the proper use of the
+arms must be learned. It is a common fallacy that the beginning of the
+stroke in swimming consists of holding the hands in front of the face
+palm to palm. This is the wrong way. The hands should be held flat out,
+thumb knuckle to thumb knuckle and forefinger to forefinger, under the
+chin and almost touching the breast (see Fig. 7.). As soon as the stroke
+is begun the palms should be turned a little outward so as to assist in
+moving the body forward. The hands should not be separated to any great
+extent until they have been pushed out almost to arm's length, and when
+they are brought backwards in the stroke they should not be allowed to
+pass much behind the line of the shoulders.
+
+A good way to learn the arm stroke is to kneel in shallow water, or to
+lie across a plank in the water, and practise it. The most difficult
+part of the early stages of swimming is to learn how to combine the
+stroke of the arms with the stroke of the legs. It is absolutely
+necessary that the arms and legs should work in harmony, and therefore
+the following rules should be strictly observed:
+
+1. When the hands are being thrust out forward, the legs should be
+coming together, as in the third part of the leg motion described above.
+
+2. When the arms are straight out in front the legs should be straight
+out behind.
+
+3. When the arms are passing back in the act of performing the stroke,
+the legs are being drawn up.
+
+The beginner should not try to swim any long distance at first. As soon
+as he finds that he can keep his body floating easily on the water by
+means of the strokes he has learned, he should aim to perfect his form
+rather than aim to cover long distances. The stroke which has just been
+described is technically called the forward breast stroke, and although
+there are a great many other kinds of strokes in swimming, this is the
+easiest of all strokes to learn, and the one that is most generally
+used, except, perhaps, for racing.
+
+One of the most common of the fancy strokes is the overhand stroke. This
+is performed by placing the body on the right side, with the legs held
+out behind perfectly straight. One leg is then brought up in front and
+the other is lifted up behind, and the next motion is to bring them
+together with a swift, scissorlike motion, exerting as much force as
+possible. In the mean time the right hand is moved out in front and
+brought down through the water as far as the left thigh, while the left
+hand passes out of the water from the rear forward, and is drawn back
+similarly through the water, thus pulling the body ahead, just as one
+might pull one's self along by means of a rope. The start and finish of
+the arm-work in this stroke are well shown in illustrations Nos. 5 and
+6. It is a stroke which requires considerable practice.
+
+But perhaps before trying to learn fancy strokes, it might be well for
+the beginner to learn how to float. It is, of course, much easier to
+float in salt water than in fresh water, and it is therefore advisable
+when possible to learn in sea-water. The method is simple, and any one
+who has perfect confidence in himself ought to be able to float the
+first time he tries. The first thing to do is to fill the lungs well,
+and then cut off the air at the curve of the larynx instead of up in the
+nostrils. This is done by holding the muscles of the throat as they are
+when performing the act of swallowing. This keeps the bulk of the air in
+the lungs, and consequently under water; any air held in the mouth does
+not give buoyancy to the body.
+
+Fat people, of course, float much more easily than thin people, just the
+same as a piece of fat will float on the water, whereas a piece of lean
+meat will in all probability sink. In the same way men with greater
+lung-power will float more easily than others with a lesser lung
+capacity. To float, a beginner should not thrust himself backward
+violently. He should take a long breath, and then fall backwards in the
+water gently, making a sort of sculling movement with his hands, at the
+same time raising his arms upwards until they are stretched as far out
+from the shoulders as he can and slightly above the lines of the
+shoulder-blades. The arms (which, of course, must never be lifted out of
+the water) should be raised no higher than this above the head,
+otherwise they diminish the capacity of the lungs by pressing them in.
+The feet should be worked up slowly from the bottom, and the legs should
+be spread out. (The correct position is shown in illustration No. 2.)
+
+The first attempts will naturally result in the beginner's head going
+under water for a moment at a time, every now and then; but this should
+not alarm or discourage him, for if he holds the air in his lungs and
+follows the instructions just given, the head will soon come above the
+surface again. Then, after the body has settled into the proper
+position, the floater may breathe naturally, but he should take long
+breaths, and when driving the air out of the lungs he should do it
+rapidly, and likewise inhale rapidly, holding the air in the body as
+long as possible.
+
+After one has learned to float, a pleasant diversion is to learn the
+forward sculling stroke. This is a fancy stroke, and is of no particular
+service, except perhaps that it is restful. The hands should be held in
+the same position as in floating, but the feet should be brought
+together. (Illustration No. 4.) Then both hands should be worked at the
+wrists in a sort of semicircle--this is called the sculling motion.
+After a few turns of the wrist the body will take a slow forward
+movement, which gradually increases, and this aids materially in keeping
+the swimmer afloat. Nevertheless he should keep his lungs full of air,
+as he does when floating.
+
+There is also a backward sculling stroke, but this is performed by lying
+face downward on the water. (Illustration No. 3.) The body is held
+rigid, the feet are pointed forward, and kept moving up and down at the
+ankle to keep the legs from sinking, the legs are held stiff, and the
+hands spread out as before, and moved in the same manner.
+
+[Illustration: FIG. 8.--SWIMMING ON THE BACK.]
+
+The stroke which should perhaps first be learned after one has mastered
+the art of floating is that which enables one to swim on the back. The
+fastest and easiest way of swimming on the back is called the double
+over-arm, and the method is well illustrated in Fig. 8. In order to
+practise this the swimmer must, of course, first come to the floating
+position, and then he should bring his feet together and keep them
+moving up and down, so as to hold them near the surface of the water.
+The movement of the arms is a sort of windmill motion, and as they pass
+through the water the palms and forearms propel the body onward. This is
+an easy stroke to learn when one knows how to float.
+
+These are perhaps the most important points about swimming that can be
+given in so brief a paper. It will take the beginner some time to master
+these, and after he has learned them and has become familiar with the
+water, he should practise diving. At an early date this Department will
+be devoted, in text and illustration, to the interesting subject of
+diving.
+
+The Hon. Alfred Lyttelton, M.P., made a speech on the subject of
+athletics recently when he delivered prizes to the boys of the King's
+School at Warwick, England, and the London _Sporting Life_ quotes a few
+of his remarks, which, I believe, are just as true concerning American
+sport as they are of English sport, and must consequently be of interest
+to our American school-boys. Mr. Lyttelton said that nobody could accuse
+him of saying anything against athletic games, for he is a great lover
+of sports; but he added that he feared there was a tendency to overdo
+matters, and to allow athletics to occupy a more important place in the
+world than they should--to make a business of them, in fact, instead of
+keeping them as a recreation which should make us more fitted to do our
+work in this world.
+
+The speech created a good deal of comment among sportsmen abroad; and
+_Sporting Life_, a week later, devoted considerable space to editorial
+remarks on what Mr. Lyttelton had said. I quote a few sentences: "Few
+will deny the 'growing professional spirit in most of our games' decried
+by that famous sportsman [Mr. Lyttelton], or venture to contradict his
+statement that the majority of them are being reduced to a mere matter
+of _£ s. d._ by exponents galore nowadays.... But above and beyond this
+lamentable endeavor to reduce all things to pounds, shillings, and pence
+there is an excess of enthusiasm in sport equally to be decried by
+all.... The fact is that many devotees of sport make far too much of it
+by having allowed themselves to be taught that ordinary success in any
+branch thereof is not worth having. They do so in the spirit of the old
+saying that whatever you do you should do well, which, like many other
+old sayings, is very untrue, and very dangerous in its lack of truth.
+And nowhere is this more untrue than in reference to our amusements."
+
+The editorial then goes on to give some examples, saying that to play
+billiards, for instance, is the amusement of a gentleman, but to play
+billiards pre-eminently well is hardly that. The writer argues that a
+man who makes it his life's work to become a successful billiard-player
+can hardly, in the mean time, have continued to be a gentleman in the
+best use of the word. As another example, the writer states that chess
+is perhaps, of all recreations, the one most adapted to intellectual
+persons, but to be pre-eminent at chess, he argues, is generally to be
+that and nothing else.
+
+There is a good deal of truth in this, and it may well be said that the
+athletes who go in purely for record-breaking, even if they stick
+strictly to the amateur spirit so far as the letter of the law is
+concerned, devote themselves so fully to their endeavors that they have
+little time to cultivate the gentler arts and amenities of social life.
+They consort so constantly with trainers and rubbers and professional
+sports that they grow more or less to be like these; they talk like
+them, they act like them, and they begin to shun more elegant society;
+and while still remaining amateurs, they are unquestionably amateurs of
+a lower social caste. This degradation is due solely to their own
+conduct. There is a wide difference between a healthy and keen
+indulgence in sport and a passion for breaking records, putting aside
+any mention of the money-making feature of the question.
+
+It would seem that Mr. Lyttelton is not the only man in England whose
+attention has been called to this weakness among their amateurs; for the
+Hon. A. J. Balfour, M.P., who was present at Stamford Bridge on the
+occasion of the athletic meeting of the Association of Conservative
+Clubs, made remarks in a similar vein when he distributed the prizes to
+the winners. He said that there were critics of athletics who watched
+the rapid growth of interest in sport with something like suspicion, not
+to say dislike. He asserted, however, that he did not share their views,
+for he had always held that the healthy interest in athletic sports was
+one of the most distinguishing and characteristic marks of our age, and
+he considered it an admirable sign of the times. Nevertheless he warned
+the young men who were listening to him to beware of the danger of
+carrying their sports too far, and he said that that point was reached
+when training or indulgence in sports ceased to be a pastime and became
+an occupation. There is fruit for considerable thought in the remarks of
+these two prominent English gentlemen.
+
+The Interscholastic Tennis Tournament at Newport has been postponed
+until August 19, and will therefore not be treated in this Department
+until the issue of August 25.
+
+ R. W. NEAL, Salem, Mass.--1. The price of _Track Athletics in
+ Detail_ has been printed conspicuously at the bottom of the second
+ page of this Department for the past six weeks. 2. I do not know
+ the book you mention. 3. _Track Athletics in Detail_ is the only
+ volume so far published in the HARPER'S ROUND TABLE Library. 4.
+ Other good books on athletics are Walter Camp's _Book of College
+ Sports_ (Century Company), and Blaikie's _How to Get Strong_.
+
+ F. F. SMITH, Cumberland, Md.--The articles on canoe-building
+ appeared in the ROUND TABLE, August 13 and 20, 1895.
+
+ F. E. D., New York.--You will find the advice you seek in Blaikie's
+ _How to Get Strong_ (Harper and Brothers, $1); and _Sound Bodies
+ for Boys and Girls_ (Harper and Brothers, 40c.).
+
+ V. W. HALL, Portland, Me.--See answer to F. E. D.
+
+ C. W. GILLESPIE, Terre Haute, Ind.--It was assumed, in writing the
+ article on "Hammer-throwing," that the athlete was more or less
+ familiar with the various track-athletic events now practised, and
+ consequently it was thought unnecessary to go into various specific
+ details concerning the "turn" which puzzles you. In throwing the
+ hammer you only turn once. The act is merely that of jumping about
+ and facing the other direction. If you are confused at the start,
+ practise this turn without a hammer. The shoes should have spikes
+ both in the toes and the heels.
+
+"TRACK ATHLETICS IN DETAIL."--ILLUSTRATED.--8VO, CLOTH, ORNAMENTAL,
+$1.25.
+
+ THE GRADUATE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+RECALLED STORMY TIMES.
+
+"Well, that looks natural," said the old soldier, looking at a can of
+condensed milk on the breakfast-table in place of ordinary milk that
+failed on account of the storm. "It's the Gail Borden Eagle Brand we
+used during the war."--[_Adv._]
+
+
+
+
+ADVERTISEMENTS.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: ROYAL BAKING POWDER]
+
+A cream-of-tartar baking powder. Highest of all in leavening
+strength.--_Latest United States Government Food Report._
+
+ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO., NEW YORK.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: THOMPSON'S EYE WATER]
+
+
+
+
+BICYCLING.
+
+ This Department is conducted in the interest of Bicyclers, and the
+ Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the subject. Our
+ maps and tours contain many valuable data kindly supplied from the
+ official maps and road-books of the League of American Wheelmen.
+ Recognizing the value of the work being done by the L.A.W., the
+ Editor will be pleased to furnish subscribers with membership
+ blanks and information as far as possible.
+
+
+[Illustration: Copyright, 1896, by Harper & Brothers.]
+
+Continuing the trip from Chicago to Waukesha, we give this week the
+second stage of the journey, which is divided into three parts. As was
+stated last week, it is probably well for the rider to stop at Wheeling
+for dinner, rather than stay there for the night. The ride is a short
+one, and can be done by any one who had ridden for a season with
+comparative ease in the early morning hours before it grows too warm. If
+this is done, the rider may stop at Wheeling for dinner and for three or
+four hours' rest, and then in the cool of the early evening continue on
+as far as Lippencott's on Fox Lake, about 23 or 24 miles from Wheeling.
+Here is a good place to stop for the night, and the run from
+Lippencott's to Waukesha will not be too great for the second day. For
+convenience in making maps, however, we have divided this journey into
+three.
+
+Leaving Wheeling, still on the Old Milwaukee Toll Road, run a little
+west of north four and a half miles to Halfday. At Halfday turn
+westward, taking the left fork, cross the railroad about two miles out
+of the town, and run on to Diamond Lake, four and a half miles from
+Halfday. Keeping straight on the main road, continue to Dean's Corners,
+three and a half miles from Diamond Lake. Again keep straight ahead,
+running into Fremont Center, keeping to the left about a mile before
+entering the town, and then by turning sharp to the right half a mile
+further on, run into the village itself. On running out of Fremont
+Center keep to the left at the fork across the stream, and then bear to
+the right up towards Fort Hill. Instead of running to Fort Hill,
+however, you should keep to the left about half a mile before reaching
+the town, and keep to the main road running up to Lippencott's between
+Fish Pond on the left and Wooster Lake on the right. The road is easily
+found, with the exception of one or two turns just before reaching
+Lippencott's, and these can be more easily found by making inquiries
+than by attempting to describe them here. Lippencott's is a pleasant
+place with a good hotel on Fox Lake, where it is moderately certain that
+you will pass a cool night and feel refreshed for your ride to Waukesha
+the next day.
+
+ NOTE.--Map of New York city asphalted streets in No. 809. Map of
+ route from New York to Tarrytown in No. 810. New York to Stamford,
+ Connecticut, in No. 811. New York to Staten Island in No. 812. New
+ Jersey from Hoboken to Pine Brook in No. 813. Brooklyn in No. 814.
+ Brooklyn to Babylon in No. 815. Brooklyn to Northport in No. 816.
+ Tarrytown to Poughkeepsie in No. 817. Poughkeepsie to Hudson in No.
+ 818. Hudson to Albany in No. 819, Tottenville to Trenton in No.
+ 820. Trenton to Philadelphia in No. 821. Philadelphia in No. 822.
+ Philadelphia-Wissahickon Route in No. 823. Philadelphia to West
+ Chester in No. 824. Philadelphia to Atlantic City--First Stage in
+ No. 825; Second Stage in No. 826. Philadelphia to Vineland--First
+ Stage in No. 827; Second Stage in No. 828. New York to
+ Boston--Second Stage in No. 829; Third Stage in No. 830; Fourth
+ Stage in No. 831; Fifth Stage in No. 832; Sixth Stage in No. 833.
+ Boston to Concord in No. 834. Boston in No. 835. Boston to
+ Gloucester in No. 836. Boston to Newburyport in No. 837. Boston to
+ New Bedford in No. 838. Boston to South Framingham in No. 839.
+ Boston to Nahant in No. 840. Boston to Lowell in No. 841. Boston to
+ Nantasket Beach in No. 842. Boston Circuit Ride in No. 843.
+ Philadelphia to Washington--First Stage in No. 844; Second Stage in
+ No. 845; Third Stage in No. 846; Fourth Stage in No. 847; Fifth
+ Stage in No. 848. City of Washington in No. 849. City of Albany in
+ No, 854; Albany to Fonda in No. 855; Fonda in Utica in No. 856;
+ Utica to Syracuse in No. 857; Syracuse to Lyons in No. 858; Lyons
+ to Rochester in No. 859; Rochester to Batavia in No. 860; Batavia
+ to Buffalo in No. 861; Poughkeepsie to Newtown in No. 864; Newtown
+ to Hartford in No. 865; New Haven to Hartford in No. 866; Hartford
+ to Springfield in No. 867; Hartford to Canaan in No. 868; Canaan to
+ Pittsfield in No. 869; Hudson to Pittsfield in No. 870. City of
+ Chicago in No. 874. Waukesha to Oconomowoc in 875. Chicago to
+ Wheeling in 876.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+If one is a collector of antiquities, he has doubtless in his possession
+one of those beautifully chased and ornamented timepieces that at one
+period at the court of France were so much in vogue, it being the
+fashion to wear several of them at one time. Invariably set with jewels,
+they were very costly, but for usefulness in keeping time they were
+practically worthless. A good story is told of a nobleman who was
+showing two or three of his beautiful watches to a friend. Being jostled
+by a passer-by the friend accidentally dropped two of them on the floor.
+He was very profuse with his apologies for his awkwardness, to which the
+nobleman replied,
+
+"Oh, pray don't mention it, my dear friend. It's the first time I ever
+saw them go together."
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: STAMPS]
+
+ This Department is conducted in the interest of stamp and coin
+ collectors, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question
+ on these subjects so far as possible. Correspondents should address
+ Editor Stamp Department.
+
+
+The new Spanish Congressional stamp has been received on letters. It is
+a very handsome stamp, printed in carmine, bearing the Spanish coat of
+arms, with the words "Congreso de los Diputados." The cancellation is a
+crown with ornament attached bearing the words "Congreso de los
+Diputados." The cancellation is the same as that hitherto used on the
+ordinary Spanish envelopes bearing the regular issues of stamps when
+mailed by a member of the Spanish legislature.
+
+This is the time for the annual conventions of all kinds, even of
+stamp-collectors. The Southern Philatelic Association has already
+adjourned. The Sons of Philately met August 5, at Gettysburg, Pa. The
+American Philatelic Association will meet at Minnetonka.
+
+The two new Japanese stamps are to be issued September 12, 1896, the
+second anniversary of the Emperor's leaving Tokyo to go to Hiroshima, so
+as to be near the seat of war between Japan and China.
+
+The inhabitants of the small group of islands situated on the south of
+Iceland possess a very curious method of communication in their
+so-called "bottle post." When the wind blows from the south, and one of
+the islanders wishes to communicate with the mainland, he puts his
+letters into a well-corked bottle, and to insure their delivery he
+incloses at the same time a plug or twist of tobacco, or a cigar. The
+wind speedily impels the bottle to the shores of the main island, where
+people are usually on the lookout, who are willing to deliver the
+letters in return for the inclosed remuneration.
+
+Africa is coming to the front with a multiplication of new stamps. The
+French in Madagascar have issued three different sets, two provisional
+and one regular. The British East Africa new series of fifteen
+denominations, and Zanzibar with fourteen denominations, have been
+issued. In the near future specialists in African stamps will grow
+common.
+
+This reminds me of a prophecy by one of the old dealers that soon there
+would be albums made for each country and for each hemisphere for the
+advanced collector with money, and one simplified album for the use of
+the general collector, who with less money, but with equal enthusiasm,
+would get just as much enjoyment out of his modest general collection as
+the millionaire specialists out of their marvellous collection of
+varieties, etc., of one country.
+
+ W. W. WOOD.--The two coins are sold by dealers at a slight increase
+ over face.
+
+ J. M. F.--There were five varieties of the $5 red Internal Revenue,
+ first issue, viz.: Charier Party, Conveyance, worth 15c. each;
+ Mortgage and Probate of Will, worth 50c. each; and Manifest, worth
+ $1.50. These prices are for perforated copies; unperforated copies
+ are worth from $1.25 to $10. The second issue, blue and black, and
+ the third issue, vermilion, are worth 50c. or 60c. each. Cuban
+ stamps are not much collected, and any one can buy them in
+ quantities, therefore there is little prospect of an advance.
+
+ W. R. WHEELER.--The $10 Charter Party, perforated, is worth 60c.;
+ unperforated, $8; the $3 Charter, 15c., and $1.50 respectively; a
+ pair of $2 Mortgage, unperforated, is worth $4; the $2 and $5
+ Probate, worth $1 and 50c. respectively.
+
+ W. R. C.--The 3c. U.S. red, 1851, is worth 35c. per hundred; the
+ 1857, about 25c. per hundred; the 1861, about 10c. per hundred. The
+ 1c. blue, from 1851 to 1860, are worth much more, depending on
+ condition of the plate, etc. The U.S. Internal Revenue 2c. are not
+ worth anything, the other 2c. Revenues are worth various prices.
+
+ F. E. COWAN.--I do not know the value of Mexican Revenue stamps.
+ Probably some St. Louis dealer could quote prices. Hitherto they
+ have not been collected generally, but I believe they will soon be
+ more popular. When that time comes prices will become more stable.
+
+ G. LEONARD.--I cannot repeat the long list of coins previously
+ published in the ROUND TABLE for December 17, 1895, and January 14,
+ 1896.
+
+ A. A. HALL.--English Revenue stamps, or rather stamped papers, have
+ been used for several hundred years. You will doubtless recall
+ England's attempt to force the American Colonists to use stamped
+ paper in 1765. The law was repealed in 1766 in consequence of the
+ disaffection and riots.
+
+ J. SCHWANMAN.--"Gumpaps" is a nickname or term of contempt applied
+ to stamps issued primarily to sell to collectors, especially those
+ condemned by the Society for the Suppression of Speculative Stamps,
+ usually called the S.S.S.S.
+
+ W. T. WILLIAMS.--No. Never paste your stamps down. Always use
+ hinges, and buy the best hinges, as it will pay you in the end. I
+ frequently see old collections containing stamps pasted down, with
+ the result that almost every stamp has been damaged. Blues, greens,
+ and some reds disappear altogether. I am told it comes from using
+ dextrine from which the acid has not been thoroughly removed.
+
+ J. J. SINGER.--In perforating postage-stamps a die plate is placed
+ before the needles of a machine carrying hundreds of needles. As
+ about 180,000,000 holes are punched per day, the wear on the die
+ plate is excessive. Brass plates wear out in a day, and even steel
+ plates are rapidly destroyed. The use of aluminium bronze has
+ caused the die plates to last for months without renewal. Usually
+ the parallel horizontal rows are perforated first, and the vertical
+ rows next. Both rows have been perforated at one time, but this
+ method has proved impracticable.
+
+ FAITHFUL READER.--The 1850 dime can be bought of the dealers for
+ 20c. They are still in circulation.
+
+ M. C. HALDEMAN, Thompsontown, Pa., wishes to exchange stamps and
+ philatelic literature. Also wants samples of amateur papers.
+
+ V. M.--The 1851 1c. U.S. is worth $2 unused, 25c. used. But there
+ are two varieties (from the early impressions) which are worth much
+ more. Do not cut any pairs or strips of any unperforated stamps.
+
+ PHILATUS.
+
+
+
+
+ADVERTISEMENTS.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: COLUMBIA BICYCLES.]
+
+
+
+
+WALTER BAKER & CO., LIMITED.
+
+Established Dorchester, Mass., 1780.
+
+Breakfast Cocoa
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Always ask for Walter Baker & Co.'s
+
+Breakfast Cocoa
+
+Made at
+
+DORCHESTER, MASS.
+
+It bears their Trade Mark
+
+"La Belle Chocolatiere" on every can.
+
+Beware of Imitations.
+
+
+
+
+Postage Stamps, &c.
+
+
+
+
+$117.50 WORTH OF STAMPS FREE
+
+to agents selling stamps from my 50% approval sheets. Send at once for
+circular and price-list giving full information.
+
+C. W. Grevning, Morristown, N. J.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: STAMPS]
+
+100 all dif. Venezuela, Bolivia, etc., only 10c., 200 all dif. Hayti,
+Hawaii, etc., only 50c. Ag'ts w't'd at 50% com. List FREE! =C. A.
+Stegmann=, 5941 Cote Brilliante Ave., St. Louis, Mo
+
+
+
+
+STAMPS
+
+=10= stamps and large list =FREE!=
+
+L. DOVER & CO., 1469 Hodiamont, St. Louis, Mo.
+
+
+
+
+STAMPS on Approval! 50% disct. _List free._
+
+W. C. Shields, 30 Sorauren Ave., Toronto, Canada.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: THOMPSON'S EYE WATER]
+
+
+
+
+Reader: Have you seen the
+
+[Illustration: Franklin]
+
+It is a Collection which no one who loves music should fail to own; it
+should find a place in every home. Never before, it may truthfully be
+said, has a song book been published at once so cheap, so good, and so
+complete.--_Colorado Springs Gazette._
+
+[Illustration: Square]
+
+This Song Collection is one of the most notable enterprises of the kind
+attempted by any publisher. The brief sketches and histories of the
+leading productions in the work add greatly to the value of the
+series.--_Troy Times._
+
+[Illustration: Collection?]
+
+Sold Everywhere. Price, 50 cents; Cloth, $1.00. Full contents, with
+Specimen Pages mailed, without cost, on application to
+
+Harper & Brothers, New York.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Theban Chariot.
+
+ When in Florence we started for the Egyptian Museum one morning at
+ ten, and got there in about twenty minutes. I was disappointed when
+ I first looked at the chariot. As I examined it I saw how
+ wonderfully it was made. There was no metal in it, and the only
+ substances besides wood were leather and fossil bone. There are
+ very few pieces of wood in the chariot, as you will see in the
+ picture. The collar is like a wishbone with the point down. The tip
+ is round instead of flat, and is of fossil bone. The ends of the
+ yoke are finished with the same bone, and also the heads of the
+ wooden spikes that hold the wheels on the axles.
+
+ [Illustration: THE THEBAN CHARIOT.]
+
+ The pole is about the same length as an average carriage-pole. The
+ yoke is about four feet long, and the wheels the same height. The
+ place where the driver and warrior stood is made of leather,
+ plaited like a split-bottomed chair, and this platform is
+ semicircular. The yoke and pole are held together by a bone-headed
+ spike. The spokes, pole, and hubs were originally covered with
+ birch bark. The authorities say that from the quality of the wood
+ and the absence of metal, it may be presumed that this chariot,
+ formerly belonging to some warrior of the north, had been taken to
+ Egypt as one of the spoils of war over 3300 years ago.
+
+ I have seen a photograph of a Roman chariot. It was the same as
+ this, but filled in with bronze, and thirty times as heavy. The
+ pieces of leather which go from the breast-work of the platform to
+ the pole have been put there recently. There is a bow, that was
+ found with the chariot, leaning against it. It used to be covered
+ with leather, and is about five feet long.
+
+ JOHN B. CANTLEY.
+ WOODBURN SANDS, BLETCHLY, ENGLAND.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A Man-eating Russian.
+
+In the church of St. Alexander, St. Petersburg, are the remains of a
+Russian general, Hannibal. A guide once said to a traveller, "There lies
+a Cannibal." This startling remark was all due to the fact that the
+Russian alphabet is H-less.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+An Infallible Guesser.
+
+When Thomas was compiling one of his first almanacs his clerk asked him
+what forecast he should enter opposite a certain week in July.
+
+"_Thunder, hail, and snow_," promptly replied Thomas--and, lo! the
+prediction proved to be true! Thomas's almanac was thereafter considered
+well-nigh infallible.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In Order Now for "S.Z.B." to Explain.
+
+Some weeks ago a letter reached us, signed by what appeared a
+responsible name, and dated at Kingman, Arizona, telling us of the death
+of Lady Florence E. Cowan. As Miss Cowan lives at Kingman, we believed
+the statement, and as she had contributed to the Table many delightful
+morsels, which thousands had enjoyed, we made a minute of the news. A
+letter from Miss Cowan expresses her natural surprise, and gives us and
+the Table the glad tidings that the information of "S.Z.B." was
+incorrect.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Some Odd Pastimes.
+
+ Spinosa, after studying assiduously for hours, would amuse himself
+ by setting spiders to fighting. His laughter was said to have been
+ positively alarming on the occasion of especially exciting combats.
+ Socrates loved to play with children, and Tycho Brahé to polish
+ spectacle glasses. D'Andilly, a translator of _Josephus_, spent his
+ leisure in cultivating trees, while Barclay, author of the
+ _Argenis_, was as devoted to his flowers as Celia Thaxter. Balzac
+ collected crayon portraits, and the Abbé de Maroles, prints.
+ Politian was never so happy as with his lute. The learned monk
+ Petavius would gravely whirl his chair for five minutes at the end
+ of every second hour of theological research, while Dr. Samuel
+ Clarke was an expert chair and table jumper. Swift was often seen
+ running up and down the steps of the deanery. Shelley's fondness
+ for sailing paper boats is well known, but few know that he once
+ folded a fifty-pound bank-note and sent it bobbing down the current
+ of the Serpentine. But all will be glad to know that the shallop
+ was finally moored in safety lower down the river. This launching
+ somehow reminds us of the first stanza of Lear's _Owl and Pussy
+ Cat_.
+
+ GEOFFREY CARTWRIGHT.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Two Apt Anagrams.
+
+A person once wrote this anagram of the name "Napoleon Bonaparte": "No,
+appear not on Elba."
+
+When it was rumored that the Duke of Wellington intended marrying a rich
+heiress, Angelina Burdett Coutts, this anagram appeared:
+
+ "The Duke must in his second childhood be,
+ Since in his doting age he turns to A B C."
+
+ ORION BELTON.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Kinks.
+
+No. 19.--A JINGLE OF JACKS.
+
+ Pray find, without much tribulation,
+ Full many a neat e_jac_ulation:
+ The Jack^1 that flies at vessel's prow;
+ Before it all good Jack Tars bow;
+ The Jack^2 that on a darksome night
+ May well inspire one's soul with fright;
+ The Jack^3 that rears its massive trunk
+ O'er flowers that of the brook have drunk;
+ The Jack^4 whom ev'ry butcher greets
+ With offers of all lean-fleshed meats;
+ The Jack^5 whom sober-minded people shun,
+ So great his size he fills a tun!
+ The Jack^6 who makes the strong and hale
+ Before its very name turn pale;
+ And now I'll tell you of _one_ Jack--
+ The Jack who has the happy knack
+ Of making sunshine out of shade--
+ The dearest Jack that e'er was made!
+
+ PROTE A. JAY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+No. 20.--A QUARTUS.
+
+ First is a state that is surely in debt;
+ Second, a stone that in truth is _a door_;
+ Third, an odd gem which dilates in a pet;
+ Fourth is a stone that may mean _a horse poor_.
+
+ PLESIOSAURUS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+No. 21.--A SESTINE OF STONES.
+
+ The stone (1) that will capture the "mackerel-guide";
+ The stone (2) which might have the term "measures" applied;
+ The stone (3) that "O, Partner!" cries out with _esprit_;
+ The stone (4) that may grow 'mid the tall _fleurs-de-lis_;
+ The stone (5) that means "steward" in Persian, 'tis said;
+ And, lastly, the stone (6) in which gas burns o'erhead.
+
+ EASON C. ARLINGTON.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+No. 23.--A MYTHOLOGICAL MÉLANGE.
+
+In the following jumble find these mythological personages, Greek and
+Roman: nine female and five male divinities, two giants, two heroes, a
+legendary king, a monster, a Greek maiden metamorphosed into a white
+heifer, the most beautiful of all mortals, and the mother of a
+well-known god and goddess:
+
+The miner vacantly began to leer--ostentation at last! He cater to a
+maniac? Hill escaped; an oven used to mar Smith's arbor. Eastwardly the
+coach ironically accompanied Jan. "Usually _I_ owe; _he_ bears genuine
+grief amid astounding trials, surpassing any Medes." The ice restored
+her; attentive Lucas tore the vest at the hem; the shy mender let oats
+fly, while the poacher messed his porridge--the color I only conjectured
+to be bice.
+
+ SOUTHE ARLINGTON.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Questions and Answers.
+
+Are you interested in music and natural history? Inez M. Brush, Chelsea,
+Iowa, wants to correspond with you if you are. If you live in Baltimore,
+P. Dettelbach, 1905 Druid Hill Avenue, wants you to join the Monumental
+City Chapter. Corresponding members are also received. William J.
+Smith,--No badges are now in stock. When more are prepared, notice will
+be given in these columns. We know of no active Chapter in Detroit near
+you. It is better to form one among your own friends than to join one
+whose members you have no acquaintance with.
+
+"Disputants,"--Austria is on a gold and Russia on a silver monetary
+basis. "Amateur Newspaper,"--There are several methods by which writing
+is cheaply duplicated. None are perfect--that is, as perfect as
+type-printing, and none can, unless done far better than the average
+amateur is able to do, deceive the recipient to the extent of making him
+think it an original letter. For HARPER'S MAGAZINE, and for prices apply
+to your bookseller. Directions go with the apparatus.
+
+Henry F. Brown, a Massachusetts Knight, who won a Round Table
+Illustration prize, asks if the late Horace Bradley is the same person
+who judged his picture: "for," he writes, "I find 'H. B.' on the back of
+it." We cannot say with absolute certainty, but it is probable that it
+is. Mr. Bradley, who was one of the most obliging of men, passed
+judgment upon much work sent in by Round Table members. Pressed with
+responsibilities, he often took time to look through a pile of members'
+drawings, giving a word of criticism here or of commendation there. In
+half a dozen instances he wrote letters to members of artistic promise,
+giving them helpful advice. You should prize your drawing with its
+initials "H. B." highly.
+
+Eugene B. Benton, who says he hopes one day to enter the navy, asks what
+became of the old vessels of the Revolutionary navy. There were about
+forty of them, and they had different fates. Two, the _America_ and the
+_Ariel_, were presented to France. The famous _Bonhomme Richard_ was
+sunk in 1779, and the _Washington_, _Independence_, and _Montgomery_ in
+1778. The _Saratoga_ was lost at sea, and the _Lexington_ was captured
+by the British in the English Channel, in 1778. You are in error in
+thinking the _Constitution_ was in the war of the Revolution. It was not
+launched until 1797. It was in service, with some lapses, until
+December, 1881, when it was consigned to "Rotten Row," in the Brooklyn
+Navy-yard. The earliest built of our new navy, or White Squadron, was
+the _Chicago_, in 1886. Previous to 1862 enlisted men in the navy were
+granted a "spirit ration." In July of that year Congress passed a law
+abolishing it, and enacted that "hereafter no distilled spirituous
+liquors shall be admitted on board of vessels of war, except as medical
+stores." Read Admiral Gherardi's article on the navy, in HARPER'S ROUND
+TABLE for June 30 last. It can be had for five cents from the
+publishers, and it authoritatively answers all of your questions about
+entering the navy, the pay, etc.
+
+
+
+
+CAMERA CLUB.
+
+
+CHOOSING A CAMERA.
+
+Many letters come to the editor of this column asking advice in regard
+to the purchase of a camera, style, price, etc., and a short talk on the
+subject may not come amiss to the members of the club.
+
+There are so many makes of cameras, each with a seemingly equal claim to
+merit, that the would-be purchaser--unless he has had some experience in
+photography--is often at a loss what sort of an instrument to select. To
+simplify the description we will divide the cameras into four classes:
+1. The tiny snap-shot. 2. The hand camera. 3. The hand and view camera
+combined. 4. The view camera.
+
+If one has had no previous experience in taking pictures, and simply
+wishes to make pictorial reminders of his summer outings, the tiny
+snap-shot-camera, which makes pictures about the size of a silver
+dollar, is a most satisfactory investment. This camera carries a spool
+of film long enough for twelve pictures, which is easily and quickly
+changed for fresh film. The lens has what is called a universal focus,
+so that there is no focussing. All that one has to do to make a picture
+is to point the camera at the object and press the shutter spring. The
+result is sometimes very good and sometimes very amusing, according to
+the skill with which the instrument is managed. Some of these miniature
+pictures are perfect in detail, and such pictures may be enlarged four
+or five times their diameter with slight expense. Even if one owns a
+larger camera one of these pocket-cameras is a desirable addition to
+one's outfit. This snap-shot camera costs from $3 to $5.
+
+No. 2. The hand camera may be bought anywhere from $8 to $50. The size
+of the picture made varies from the small 3-1/4 by 4-1/4 to the 5 by 7.
+The camera which takes a 4 by 5 picture is the most convenient and the
+most satisfactory size. These cameras are made with an interchangeable
+arrangement, so that one may use either plates or films. For general
+work the plates are less trouble to handle, and the fact that one can
+carry only eight to ten plates in the camera leads one to be more
+careful in making pictures. Films are more convenient to carry on a
+journey, for the weight of film enough for one hundred pictures is not
+equal to eight plates. A good 4 by 5 hand camera may be bought for $12.
+
+No. 3. The hand and view camera combined is one of the best cameras for
+all-round work. A 4 by 5 camera fitted with double swing-back, rising
+and falling front, and a rapid rectilinear lens may be bought for $20.
+The object of the swing-back is to adjust the plate so that it may be
+parallel with the object to be photographed.
+
+No. 4. The view camera is one made specially for out-of-door work, and
+is the style used by professionals who make a specialty of landscape
+views. The camera and lens are bought separately, and one may have
+several lenses for the same camera. Most of the view cameras fold up
+compactly, so that a 5 by 8 camera, three double plate-holders, two or
+three lenses, and a focussing-cloth may be carried in a case about
+twelve inches square and five and a half inches wide.
+
+
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+
+ Said Tommy Tadpole to his Ma,
+ "I wish I were a frog!
+ Then I could make a great big noise,
+ And sit upon a log!"
+
+ "You'll find, my dear," his mother said,
+ "More things than noise and log
+ Complete the sum of daily life
+ When you've become a frog."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A GOOD PLAN.
+
+"Bobbie," said Tom, "let you and I go into business."
+
+"What business?" asked Bobbie.
+
+"Oh, I don't care," said Tom. "I'll be senior partner, and you be head
+clerk and attend the business."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A GOOD TERM.
+
+"Hoh," said Wilbur, when Wallie wanted to swap an American two-cent
+stamp for a silver shilling, "you're pretty mumpy, I think."
+
+"Mumpy?" asked Wallie. "What's mumpy?"
+
+"When your cheek gets big," said Wilbur.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A HARD QUESTION TO ANSWER.
+
+"Papa," said Arthur, "I read somewhere that people became what they
+ate."
+
+"So it is said, my son."
+
+"Then why don't cannibals become missionaries, papa?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A DISPUTE.
+
+"Did you see how that bull tossed his head?" asked Mollie.
+
+"No," said Allie. "I saw him shake it. He didn't toss it."
+
+"Yes, he did," said Mollie.
+
+"Where did he toss it to?" asked Allie. "I didn't see it land anywhere."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+HARD TO RESIST.
+
+"Billie," said little Tommie, "won't you come and play with me?"
+
+"You're too little, Tommie," said Billie. "I couldn't play anything with
+you."
+
+"I'll be anything, Billie," pleaded Tommie. "I'll roll myself up into a
+ball, and maybe you'll have a splendid time bouncing me about."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+WHERE THE WINDOWS GOT THEIR NAMES.
+
+It was a very blustery day. The breeze from the sea was so strong that
+it blew in one or two panes of glass, and brought down the curtains with
+a clatter to the floor.
+
+"I see now," said little Harry, "why they call windies windies."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A BOUNCER.
+
+"What a splendid jumper your little dog is, Sammie," said Mr. Hicks.
+
+"Well, he ought to be," said Sammie. "He swallowed a rubber ball last
+week."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Floods in lowland countries have their humorous side as well as their
+tragic ones. A gentleman recently returned from the West relates a
+little experience he had with a swollen river in Missouri. The country
+had been a veritable swamp for some days, and after travelling through
+it on horseback for a week doing business here and there, he says he
+arrived at the bank of the river. There was no way to cross it except by
+swimming, so, dismounting, he tied his clothes to the horse, and drove
+him into the river, swimming after him. Reaching the other side, he
+dressed and continued on his way. Before going twenty feet, however, he
+came to the forks of the road, and not knowing the correct direction he
+wanted to go, he looked around for a sign. There was none, but just
+across the river, near the spot he had entered to swim across, he saw a
+board nailed on a tree. Well, there was nothing to do but to get in and
+swim across again, as undoubtedly that was the sign containing the
+directions. He swam across, and after climbing up the bank he read the
+following notice:
+
+"Five dollars fine for crossing this bridge faster than a walk."
+
+He says that under the circumstances the sarcasm of that sign put him in
+bad humor for the rest of the day.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In the rush and crush of business in the general post-office the other
+day an Irishman's answer was heard that is worth repeating. It was at
+the general-delivery window, and the Irishman was poor, and a typical
+son of the sod. He had applied for a letter.
+
+"Letter? All right, sir. What name?"
+
+The Irishman gave his name, but the clerk, not catching it, asked,
+
+"How do you spell it?"
+
+"Spell it!" answered the Irishman. "Shure, if a foine smart clerk loike
+you can't spell it, how d'ye think a poor man loike me can?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE TERRIBLE PLIGHT OF THE WISE MAN.
+
+ There was a man in our town
+ Who was so wondrous wise
+ That nobody dared speak to him;
+ And so he winked his eyes,
+
+ And said, "I don't know anything,
+ But all these people here
+ Are so afraid, they dare not speak,
+ And call me sage and seer;
+
+ "But, oh, if some one should forget,
+ And speak to me some day,
+ I really haven't an idea
+ Of what I then should say!"
+
+ And so this sage pretended that
+ His temper was most vile,
+ And people, when they met him,
+ Turned and ran away a mile.
+
+ And so it is unto this day--
+ He's magnified in size,
+ So that though he knows nothing,
+ All the town folks think him wise.
+
+ J. K. B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE BEST OF ALL.
+
+"What are you going to be when you are a man, Jack?" asked Uncle George.
+
+"A man," said Jack.
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg's Harper's Round Table, August 18, 1896, by Various
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 59045 ***