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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of It Takes a Thief, by Walter Miller
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- It Takes a Thief
-
- By Walter Miller, Jr.
-
- _Strange gods were worshipped on Mars.
- But were they so clever? They'd lost their own world._
-
-[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Worlds of If Science
-Fiction, May 1952. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
-the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]
-
-
- _"The ancient gods, our Fathers, rode down from the heavens in the
- Firebirds of the Sun. Coming into the world, they found no air for
- the breath of their souls. "How shall we breathe?" they asked of
- the Sun. And Sun gave them of His fire and beneath the earth they
- kindled the Blaze of the Great Wind. Good air roared from the womb
- of Mars our Mother, the ice burned with a great thunder, and there
- was air for the breath of Man._"
-
- --FROM AN OLD MARTIAN LEGEND
-
- * * * * *
-
-A thief, he was about to die like a thief.
-
-He hung from the post by his wrists. The wan sunlight glistened faintly
-on his naked back as he waited, eyes tightly closed, lips moving slowly
-as he pressed his face against the rough wood and stood on tiptoe to
-relieve the growing ache in his shoulders. When his ankles ached, he
-hung by the nails that pierced his forearms just above the wrists.
-
-He was young, perhaps in his tenth Marsyear, and his crisp black hair
-was close-cropped in the fashion of the bachelor who had not yet sired
-a pup, or not yet admitted that he had. Lithe and sleek, with the quick
-knotty muscles and slender rawhide limbs of a wild thing, half-fed and
-hungry with a quick furious hunger that crouched in ambush. His face,
-though twisted with pain and fright, remained that of a cocky pup.
-
-When he opened his eyes he could see the low hills of Mars, sun-washed
-and gray-green with trees, trees brought down from the heavens by
-the Ancient Fathers. But he could also see the executioner in the
-foreground, sitting spraddle-legged and calm while he chewed a blade
-of grass and waited. A squat man with a thick face, he occasionally
-peered at the thief with empty blue eyes--while he casually played
-mumblety-peg with the bleeding-blade. His stare was blank.
-
-[Illustration: "_Are you ready for me, Asir?_"]
-
-"Ready for me yet, Asir?" he grumbled, not unpleasantly.
-
-The knifeman sat beyond spitting range, but Asir spat, and tried to
-wipe his chin on the post. "Your dirty mother!" he mumbled.
-
-The executioner chuckled and played mumblety-peg.
-
-After three hours of dangling from the spikes that pierced his arms,
-Asir was weakening, and the blood throbbed hard in his temples, with
-each jolt of his heart a separate pulse of pain. The red stickiness had
-stopped oozing down his arms; they knew how to drive the spike just
-right. But the heartbeats labored in his head like a hammer beating at
-red-hot iron.
-
-_How many heartbeats in a life-time--and how many left to him now?_
-
-He whimpered and writhed, beginning to lose all hope. Mara had gone to
-see the Chief Commoner, to plead with him for the pilferer's life--but
-Mara was about as trustworthy as a wild hüffen, and he had visions of
-them chuckling together in Tokra's villa over a glass of amber wine,
-while life drained slowly from a young thief.
-
-Asir regretted nothing. His father had been a renegade before him, had
-squandered his last ritual formula to buy a wife, then impoverished,
-had taken her away to the hills. Asir was born in the hills, but he
-came back to the village of his ancestors to work as a servant and
-steal the rituals of his masters. No thief could last for long. A
-ritual-thief caused havoc in the community. The owner of a holy phrase,
-not knowing that it had been stolen, tried to spend it--and eventually
-counter-claims would come to light, and a general accounting had to be
-called. The thief was always found out.
-
-Asir had stolen more than wealth, he had stolen the strength of their
-souls. For this they hung him by his wrists and waited for him to beg
-for the bleeding-blade.
-
- _Woman thirsts for husband,
- Man thirsts for wife,
- Baby thirsts for breast-milk
- Thief thirsts for knife...._
-
-A rhyme from his childhood, a childish chant, an eenie-meenie-miney for
-determining who should drink first from a nectar-cactus. He groaned and
-tried to shift his weight more comfortably. Where was Mara?
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Ready for me yet, Asir?" the squat man asked.
-
-Asir hated him with narrowed eyes. The executioner was bound by law to
-wait until his victim requested his fate. But Asir remained ignorant
-of what the fate would be. The Council of Senior Kinsmen judged him
-in secret, and passed sentence as to what the executioner would do
-with the knife. But Asir was not informed of their judgment. He knew
-only that when he asked for it, the executioner would advance with the
-bleeding-blade and exact the punishment--his life, or an amputation,
-depending on the judgment. He might lose only an eye or an ear or a
-finger. But on the other hand, he might lose his life, both arms, or
-his masculinity.
-
-There was no way to find out until he asked for the punishment. If he
-refused to ask, they would leave him hanging there. In theory, a thief
-could escape by hanging four days, after which the executioner would
-pull out the nails. Sometimes a culprit managed it, but when the nails
-were pulled, the thing that toppled was already a corpse.
-
-The sun was sinking in the west, and it blinded him. Asir knew about
-the sun--knew things the stupid council failed to know. A thief, if
-successful, frequently became endowed with wisdom, for he memorized
-more wealth than a score of honest men. Quotations from the ancient
-gods--Fermi, Einstein, Elgermann, Hanser and the rest--most men owned
-scattered phrases, and scattered phrases remained meaningless. But a
-thief memorized all transactions that he overheard, and the countless
-phrases could be fitted together into meaningful ideas.
-
-He knew now that Mars, once dead, was dying again, its air leaking
-away once more into space. And Man would die with it, unless something
-were done, and done quickly. The Blaze of the Great Wind needed to be
-rekindled under the earth, but it would not be done. The tribes had
-fallen into ignorance, even as the holy books had warned:
-
-_It is realized that the colonists will be unable to maintain a
-technology without basic tools, and that a rebuilding will require
-several generations of intelligently directed effort. Given the
-knowledge, the colonists may be able to restore a machine culture if
-the knowledge continues to be bolstered by desire. But if the third,
-fourth, and Nth generations fail to further the gradual retooling
-process, the knowledge will become worthless._
-
-The quotation was from the god Roggins, _Progress of the Mars-Culture_,
-and he had stolen bits of it from various sources. The books themselves
-were no longer in existence, remembered only in memorized ritual
-chants, the possession of which meant wealth.
-
-Asir was sick. Pain and slow loss of blood made him weak, and his
-vision blurred. He failed to see her coming until he heard her feet
-rustling in the dry grass.
-
-"Mara----"
-
-She smirked and spat contemptuously at the foot of the post. The
-daughter of a Senior Kinsman, she was a tall, slender girl with an
-arrogant strut and mocking eyes. She stood for a moment with folded
-arms, eyeing him with amusement. Then, slowly, one eye closed in a
-solemn wink. She turned her back on him and spoke to the executioner.
-
-"May I taunt the prisoner, Slubil?" she asked.
-
-"It is forbidden to speak to the thief," growled the knifeman.
-
-"Is he ready to beg for justice, Slubil?"
-
-The knifeman grinned and looked at Asir. "Are you ready for me yet,
-thief?"
-
-Asir hissed an insult. The girl had betrayed him.
-
-"Evidently a coward," she said. "Perhaps he means to hang four days."
-
-"Let him then."
-
-"No--I think that I should _like_ to see him beg."
-
-She gave Asir a long searching glance, then turned to walk away. The
-thief cursed her quietly and followed her with his eyes. A dozen steps
-away she stopped again, looked back over her shoulder, and repeated the
-slow wink. Then she marched on toward her father's house. The wink made
-his scalp crawl for a moment, but then....
-
-_Suppose she hasn't betrayed me?_ Suppose she had wheedled the sentence
-out of Tokra, and knew what his punishment would be. _I think that I
-should like to see him beg._
-
-But on the other hand, the fickle she-devil might be tricking
-him into asking for a sentence that she _knew_ would be death or
-dismemberment--just to amuse herself.
-
-He cursed inwardly and trembled as he peered at the bored executioner.
-He licked his lips and fought against dizzyness as he groped for words.
-Slubil heard him muttering and looked up.
-
-"Are you ready for me yet?"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Asir closed his eyes and gritted his teeth. "Give it to me!" he yelped
-suddenly, and braced himself against the post.
-
-Why not? The short time gained couldn't be classed as living. Have it
-done with. Eternity would be sweet in comparison to this ignomy. A
-knife could be a blessing.
-
-He heard the executioner chuckle and stand up. He heard the man's
-footsteps approaching slowly, and the singing hiss of the knife as
-Slubil swung it in quick arcs. The executioner moved about him slowly,
-teasing him with the whistle of steel fanning the air about him. He was
-expected to beg. Slubil occasionally laid the knife against his skin
-and took it away again. Then Asir heard the rustle of the executioner's
-cloak as his arm went back. Asir opened his eyes.
-
-The executioner grinned as he held the blade high--aimed at Asir's
-head! The girl had tricked him. He groaned and closed his eyes again,
-muttering a half-forgotten prayer.
-
-The stroke fell--and the blade chopped into the post above his head.
-Asir fainted.
-
-When he awoke he lay in a crumpled heap on the ground. The executioner
-rolled him over with his foot.
-
-"In view of your extreme youth, thief," the knifeman growled, "the
-council has ordered you perpetually banished. The sun is setting. Let
-dawn find you in the hills. If you return to the plains, you will be
-chained to a wild hüffen and dragged to death."
-
-Panting weakly, Asir groped at his forehead, and found a fresh wound,
-raw and rubbed with rust to make a scar. Slubil had marked him as an
-outcast. But except for the nail-holes through his forearms, he was
-still in one piece. His hands were numb, and he could scarcely move
-his fingers. Slubil had bound the spike-wounds, but the bandages were
-bloody and leaking.
-
-When the knifeman had gone, Asir climbed weakly to his feet. Several
-of the townspeople stood nearby, snickering at him. He ignored their
-catcalls and staggered toward the outskirts of the village, ten minutes
-away. He had to speak to Mara, and to her father if the crusty oldster
-would listen. His thief's knowledge weighed upon him and brought
-desperate fear.
-
-Darkness had fallen by the time he came to Welkir's house. The people
-spat at him in the streets, and some of them flung handfuls of loose
-dirt after him as he passed. A light flickered feebly through Welkir's
-door. Asir rattled it and waited.
-
-Welkir came with a lamp. He set the lamp on the floor and stood with
-feet spread apart, arms folded, glaring haughtily at the thief. His
-face was stiff as weathered stone. He said nothing, but only stared
-contemptuously.
-
-Asir bowed his head. "I have come to plead with you, Senior Kinsman."
-
-Welkir snorted disgust. "Against the mercy we have shown you?"
-
-He looked up quickly, shaking his head. "No! For that I am grateful."
-
-"What then?"
-
-"As a thief, I acquired much wisdom. I know that the world is dying,
-and the air is boiling out of it into the sky. I wish to be heard by
-the council. We must study the words of the ancients and perform their
-magic, lest our children's children be born to strangle in a dead
-world."
-
-Welkir snorted again. He picked up the lamp. "He who listens to a
-thief's wisdom is cursed. He who acts upon it is doubly cursed and a
-party to the crime."
-
-"The vaults," Asir insisted. "The key to the Blaze of the Winds is in
-the vaults. The god Roggins tells us in the words--"
-
-"Stop! I will not hear!"
-
-"Very well, but the blaze can be rekindled, and the air renewed. The
-vaults--" He stammered and shook his head. "The council must hear me."
-
-"The council will hear nothing, and you shall be gone before dawn. And
-the vaults are guarded by the sleeper called Big Joe. To enter is to
-die. Now go away."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Welkir stepped back and slammed the door. Asir sagged in defeat. He
-sank down on the doorstep to rest a moment. The night was black, except
-for lamp-flickers from an occasional window.
-
-"Ssssst!"
-
-A sound from the shadows. He looked around quickly, searching for the
-source.
-
-"Ssssst! Asir!"
-
-It was the girl Mara, Welkir's daughter. She had slipped out the back
-of the house and was peering at him around the corner. He arose quietly
-and went to her.
-
-"What did Slubil do to you?" she whispered.
-
-Asir gasped and caught her shoulders angrily. "Don't you _know_?"
-
-"No! Stop! You're hurting me. Tokra wouldn't tell me. I made love to
-him, but he wouldn't tell."
-
-He released her with an angry curse.
-
-"You _had_ to take it sometime," she hissed. "I knew if you waited you
-would be too weak from hanging to even run away."
-
-He called her a foul name.
-
-"Ingrate!" she snapped. "And I bought you a hüffen!"
-
-"You _what_?"
-
-"Tokra gave me a ritual phrase and I bought you a hüffen with it. You
-can't _walk_ to the hills, you know."
-
-Asir burned with dull rage. "You slept with Tokra!" he snapped.
-
-"You're jealous!" she tittered.
-
-"How can I be jealous! I hate the sight of you!"
-
-"Very well then, I'll keep the hüffen."
-
-"_Do!_" he growled. "I won't need it, since I'm not going to the hills!"
-
-She gasped. "You've got to go, you fool! They'll kill you!"
-
-He turned away, feeling sick. She caught at his arm and tried to pull
-him back. "Asir! Take the hüffen and _go_!"
-
-"I'll go," he growled. "But not to the hills. I'm going out to the
-vault."
-
-He stalked away, but she trotted along beside him, trying to tug him
-back. "Fool! The vaults are sacred! The priests guard the entrance, and
-the Sleeper guards the inner door. They'll kill you if you try it, and
-if you linger, the council will kill you tomorrow."
-
-"Let them!" he snarled. "I am no sniveling townsman! I am of the hills,
-and my father was a renegade. Your council had no right to judge me.
-Now _I_ shall judge _them_."
-
-The words were spoken hotly, and he realized their folly. He expected a
-scornful rebuke from Mara, but she hung onto his arm and pleaded with
-him. He had dragged her a dozen doorways from the house of her father.
-Her voice had lost its arrogance and became pleading.
-
-"Please, Asir! Go away. Listen! I will even go with you--if you want
-me."
-
-He laughed harshly. "Tokra's leavings."
-
-She slapped him hard across the mouth. "Tokra is an impotent old
-dodderer. He can scarcely move for arthritis. You're an idiot! I sat on
-his lap and kissed his bald pate for you."
-
-"Then why did he give you a ritual phrase?" he asked stiffly.
-
-"Because he likes me."
-
-"You lie." He stalked angrily on.
-
-"Very well! Go to the vaults. I'll tell my father, and they'll hunt you
-down before you get there."
-
-She released his arm and stopped. Asir hesitated. She meant it. He came
-back to her slowly, then slipped his swollen hands to her throat. She
-did not back away.
-
-"Why don't I just choke you and leave you lying here?" he hissed.
-
-Her face was only a shadow in darkness, but he could see her cool smirk.
-
-"Because you love me, Asir of Franic."
-
-He dropped his hands and grunted a low curse. She laughed low and took
-his arm.
-
-"Come on. We'll go get the hüffen," she said.
-
-_Why not?_ he thought. _Take her hüffen, and take her too._ He could
-dump her a few miles from the village, then circle back to the vaults.
-She leaned against him as they moved back toward her father's
-house, then skirted it and stole back to the field behind the row of
-dwellings. Phobos hung low in the west, its tiny disk lending only a
-faint glow to the darkness.
-
-He heard the hüffen's breathing as they approached a hulking shadow
-in the gloom. Its great wings snaked out slowly as it sensed their
-approach, and it made a low piping sound. A native Martian species,
-it bore no resemblance to the beasts that the ancients had brought
-with them from the sky. Its back was covered with a thin shell like
-a beetle's, but its belly was porous and soft. It digested food by
-sitting on it, and absorbing it. The wings were bony--parchment
-stretched across a fragile frame. It was headless, and lacked a
-centralized brain, the nervous functions being distributed.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The great creature made no protest as they climbed up the broad flat
-back and strapped themselves down with the belts that had been threaded
-through holes cut in the hüffen's thin, tough shell. It's lungs slowly
-gathered a tremendous breath of air, causing the riders to rise up as
-the huge air-sacs became distended. The girth of an inflated hüffen
-was nearly four times as great as when deflated. When the air was
-gathered, the creature began to shrink again as its muscles tightened,
-compressing the breath until a faint leakage-hiss came from behind. It
-waited, wings taut.
-
-The girl tugged at a ring set through the flesh of its flank. There
-was a blast of sound and a jerk. Nature's experiment in jet propulsion
-soared ahead and turned into the wind. Its first breath exhausted, it
-gathered another and blew itself ahead again. The ride was jerky. Each
-tailward belch was a rough lurch. They let the hüffen choose its own
-heading as it gained altitude. Then Mara tugged at the wing-straps, and
-the creature wheeled to soar toward the dark hills in the distance.
-
-Asir sat behind her, a sardonic smirk on his face, as the wind whipped
-about them. He waited until they had flown beyond screaming distance of
-the village. Then he took her shoulders lightly in his hands. Mistaking
-it for affection, she leaned back against him easily and rested her
-dark head on his shoulder. He kissed her--while his hand felt gingerly
-for the knife at her belt. His fingers were numb, but he managed to
-clutch it, and press the blade lightly against her throat. She gasped.
-With his other hand, he caught her hair.
-
-"Now guide the hüffen down!" he ordered.
-
-"_Asir!_"
-
-"Quickly!" he barked.
-
-"What are you going to do?"
-
-"Leave you here and circle back to the vaults."
-
-"No! Not out here at night!"
-
-He hesitated. There were slinking prowlers on the Cimmerian plain,
-beasts who would regard the marooned daughter of Welkir a delicious bit
-of good fortune, a gustatory delight of a sort they seldom were able
-to enjoy. Even above the moan of the wind, he could hear an occasional
-howl-cry from the fanged welcoming committee that waited for its dinner
-beneath them.
-
-"Very well," he growled reluctantly. "Turn toward the vaults. But one
-scream and I'll slice you." He took the blade from her throat but kept
-the point touching her back.
-
-"Please, Asir, _no_!" she pleaded. "Let me go on to the hills. Why do
-you want to go to the vaults? Because of Tokra?"
-
-He gouged her with the point until she yelped. "Tokra be damned, and
-you with him!" he snarled. "Turn back."
-
-"_Why?_"
-
-"I'm going down to kindle the Blaze of the Winds."
-
-"You're _mad_! The spirits of the ancients live in the vaults."
-
-"I am going to kindle the Blaze of the Winds," he insisted stubbornly.
-"Now either turn back, or go down and I'll turn back alone."
-
- * * * * *
-
-After a hesitant moment, she tugged at a wing-rein and the hüffen
-banked majestically. They flew a mile to the south of the village, then
-beyond it toward the cloister where the priests of Big Joe guarded the
-entrance to the vaults. The cloister was marked by a patch of faint
-light on the ground ahead.
-
-"Circle around it once," he ordered.
-
-"You can't get in. They'll kill you."
-
-He doubted it. No one ever tried to enter, except the priests who
-carried small animals down as sacrifices to the great Sleeper. Since no
-outsider ever dared go near the shaft, the guards expected no one. He
-doubted that they would be alert.
-
-The cloister was a hollow square with a small stone tower rising in
-the center of the courtyard. The tower contained the entrance to the
-shaft. In the dim light of Phobos, assisted by yellow flickers from the
-cloister windows, he peered at the courtyard as they circled closer. It
-seemed to be empty.
-
-"Land beside the tower!" he ordered.
-
-"Asir--please--"
-
-"Do it!"
-
-The hüffen plunged rapidly, soared across the outer walls, and burst
-into the courtyard. It landed with a rough jolt and began squeaking
-plaintively.
-
-"Hurry!" he hissed. "Get your straps off and let's go."
-
-"I'm not going."
-
-A prick of the knife point changed her mind. They slid quickly to the
-ground, and Asir kicked the hüffen in the flanks. The beast sucked in
-air and burst aloft.
-
-Startled faces were trying to peer through the lighted cloister windows
-into the courtyard. Someone cried a challenge. Asir darted to the door
-of the tower and dragged it open. Now forced to share the danger, the
-girl came with him without urging. They stepped into a stair-landing.
-A candle flickered from a wall bracket. A guard, sitting on the floor
-beneath the candle, glanced up in complete surprise. Then he reached
-for a short barbed pike. Asir kicked him hard in the temple, then
-rolled his limp form outside. Men with torches were running across the
-courtyard. He slammed the heavy metal door and bolted it.
-
-Fists began beating on the door. They paused for a moment to rest, and
-Mara stared at him in fright. He expected her to burst into angry
-speech, but she only leaned against the wall and panted. The dark mouth
-of the stairway yawned at them--a stone throat that led into the bowels
-of Mars and the realm of the monster, Big Joe. He glanced at Mara
-thoughtfully, and felt sorry for her.
-
-"I can leave you here," he offered, "but I'll have to tie you."
-
-She moistened her lips, glanced first at the stairs, then at the door
-where the guards were raising a frantic howl. She shook her head.
-
-"I'll go with you."
-
-"The priests won't bother you, if they see that you were a prisoner."
-
-"I'll go with you."
-
-He was pleased, but angry with himself for the pleasure. An arrogant,
-spiteful, conniving wench, he told himself. She'd lied about Tokra. He
-grunted gruffly, seized the candle, and started down the stairs. When
-she started after him, he stiffened and glanced back, remembering the
-barbed pike.
-
-As he had suspected, she had picked it up. The point was a foot from
-the small of his back. They stared at each other, and she wore her
-self-assured smirk.
-
-"Here," she said, and handed it casually. "You might need this."
-
- * * * * *
-
-They stared at each other again, but it was different this time.
-Bewildered, he shook his head and resumed the descent toward the
-vaults. The guards were battering at the door behind them.
-
-The stairwell was damp and cold. Blackness folded about them like a
-shroud. They moved in silence, and after five thousand steps, Asir
-stopped counting.
-
-Somewhere in the depths, Big Joe slept his restless sleep. Asir
-wondered grimly how long it would take the guards to tear down the
-metal door. Somehow they had to get past Big Joe before the guards came
-thundering after them. There was a way to get around the monster: of
-that he was certain. A series of twenty-four numbers was involved, and
-he had memorized them with a stolen bit of ritual. How to use them was
-a different matter. He imagined vaguely that one must call them out in
-a loud voice before the inner entrance.
-
-The girl walked beside him now, and he could feel her shivering. His
-eyes were quick and nervous as he scanned each pool of darkness, each
-nook and cranny along the stairway wall. The well was silent except for
-the mutter of their footsteps, and the gloom was full of musty odors.
-The candle afforded little light.
-
-"I told you the truth about Tokra," she blurted suddenly.
-
-Asir glowered straight ahead and said nothing, embarrassed by his
-previous jealousy. They moved on in silence.
-
-Suddenly she stopped. "Look," she hissed, pointing down ahead.
-
-He shielded the candle with his hand and peered downward toward a small
-square of dim light. "The bottom of the stairs," he muttered.
-
-The light seemed faint and diffuse, with a slight greenish cast. Asir
-blew out the candle, and the girl quickly protested.
-
-"How will we see to climb again?"
-
-He laughed humorlessly. "What makes you think we will?"
-
-She moaned and clutched at his arm, but came with him as he descended
-slowly toward the light. The stairway opened into a long corridor
-whose ceiling was faintly luminous. White-faced and frightened, they
-paused on the bottom step and looked down the corridor. Mara gasped and
-covered her eyes.
-
-"Big Joe!" she whispered in awe.
-
-He stared through the stairwell door and down the corridor through
-another door into a large room. Big Joe sat in the center of the
-room, sleeping his sleep of ages amid a heap of broken and whitening
-bones. A creature of metal, twice the height of Asir, he had obviously
-been designed to kill. Tri-fingered hands with gleaming talons, and
-a monstrous head shaped like a Marswolf, with long silver fangs. Why
-should a metal-creature have fangs, unless he had been built to kill?
-
-The behemoth slept in a crouch, waiting for the intruders.
-
-He tugged the girl through the stairwell door. A voice droned out of
-nowhere: "_If you have come to plunder, go back!_"
-
-He stiffened, looking around. The girl whimpered.
-
-"Stay here by the stairs," he told her, and pushed her firmly back
-through the door.
-
-Asir started slowly toward the room where Big Joe waited. Beyond the
-room he could see another door, and the monster's job was apparently
-to keep intruders back from the inner vaults where, according to the
-ritual chants, the Blaze of the Winds could be kindled.
-
-Halfway along the corridor, the voice called out again, beginning a
-kind of sing-song chant: "_Big Joe will kill you, Big Joe will kill
-you, Big Joe will kill you----_"
-
-He turned slowly, searching for the speaker. But the voice seemed to
-come from a black disk on the wall. The talking-machines perhaps, as
-mentioned somewhere in the ritual.
-
-A few paces from the entrance to the room, the voice fell silent.
-He stopped at the door, staring in at the monster. Then he took a
-deep breath and began chanting the twenty-four numbers in a loud but
-quavering voice. Big Joe remained in his motionless crouch. Nothing
-happened. He stepped through the doorway.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Big Joe emitted a deafening roar, straightened with a metallic groan,
-and lumbered toward him, taloned hands extended and eyes blazing
-furiously. Asir shrieked and ran for his life.
-
-Then he saw Mara lying sprawled in the stairway entrance. She had
-fainted. Blocking an impulse to leap over her and flee alone, he
-stopped to lift her.
-
-But suddenly he realized that there was no pursuit. He looked back. Big
-Joe had returned to his former position, and he appeared to be asleep
-again. Puzzled, Asir stepped back into the corridor.
-
-"_If you have come to plunder, go back!_"
-
-He moved gingerly ahead again.
-
-"_Big Joe will kill you, Big Joe will kill you, Big Joe will kill----_"
-
-He recovered the barbed pike from the floor and stole into the zone
-of silence. This time he stopped to look around. Slowly he reached the
-pike-staff through the doorway. Nothing happened. He stepped closer and
-waved it around inside. Big Joe remained motionless.
-
-Then he dropped the point of the pike to the floor. The monster
-bellowed and started to rise. Asir leaped back, scalp crawling. But Big
-Joe settled back in his crouch.
-
-Fighting a desire to flee, Asir reached the pike through the door and
-rapped it on the floor again. This time nothing happened. He glanced
-down. The pike's point rested in the center of a gray floor-tile, just
-to the left of the entrance. The floor was a checkerboard pattern
-of gray and white. He tapped another gray square, and this time the
-monster started out of his drowse again.
-
-After a moment's thought, he began touching each tile within reach of
-the door. Most of them brought a response from Big Joe. He found four
-that did not. He knelt down before the door to peer at them closely.
-The first was unmarked. The second bore a dot in the center. The third
-bore two, and the fourth three--in order of their distance from the
-door.
-
-He stood up and stepped inside again, standing on the first tile.
-Big Joe remained motionless. He stepped diagonally left to the
-second--straight ahead to the third--then diagonally right to the
-fourth. He stood there for a moment, trembling and staring at the
-Sleeper. He was four feet past the door!
-
-Having assured himself that the monster was still asleep, he crouched
-to peer at the next tiles. He stared for a long time, but found no
-similar markings. Were the dots coincidence?
-
-He reached out with the pike, then drew it back. He was too close to
-the Sleeper to risk a mistake. He stood up and looked around carefully,
-noting each detail of the room--and of the floor in particular. He
-counted the rows and columns of tiles--twenty-four each way.
-
-Twenty-four--and there were twenty-four numbers in the series that was
-somehow connected with safe passage through the room. He frowned and
-muttered through the series to himself--0,1,2,3,3,3,2,2, 1....
-
-The first four numbers--0,1,2,3. And the tiles--the first with no dots,
-the second with one, the third with two, the fourth with three. But the
-four tiles were not in a straight line, and there were no marked ones
-beyond the fourth. He backed out of the room and studied them from the
-end of the corridor again.
-
-Mara had come dizzily awake and was calling for him weakly. He replied
-reassuringly and turned to his task again. "First tile, then diagonally
-left, then straight, then diagonally right--"
-
-0, 1, 2, 3, 3.
-
-A hunch came. He advanced as far as the second tile, then reached as
-far ahead as he could and touched the square diagonally right from the
-fourth one. Big Joe remained motionless but began to speak. His scalp
-bristled at the growling voice.
-
-"_If the intruder makes an error, Big Joe will kill._"
-
-Standing tense, ready to leap back to the corridor, he touched the
-square again. The motionless behemoth repeated the grim warning.
-
-Asir tried to reach the square diagonally right from the fifth, but
-could not without stepping up to the third. Taking a deep breath, he
-stepped up and extended the pike cautiously, keeping his eyes on Big
-Joe. The pike rapped the floor.
-
-"_If the intruder makes an error, Big Joe will kill._"
-
-But the huge figure remained in his place.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Starting from the first square, the path went left, straight, right,
-right, right. And after zero, the numbers went 1, 2, 3, 3, 3.
-Apparently he had found the key. One meant a square to the southeast;
-two meant south; and three southwest. Shivering, he moved up to the
-fifth square upon which the monster growled his first warning. He
-looked back at the door, then at Big Joe. The taloned hands could grab
-him before he could dive back into the corridor.
-
-He hesitated. He could either turn back now, or gamble his life on the
-accuracy of the tentative belief. The girl was calling to him again.
-
-"Come to the end of the corridor!" he replied.
-
-She came hurriedly, to his surprise.
-
-"_No!_" he bellowed. "Stay back of the entrance! Not on the tile! _No!_"
-
-Slowly she withdrew the foot that hung poised over a trigger-tile.
-
-"You can't come in unless you know how," he gasped.
-
-She blinked at him and glanced nervously back over her shoulder. "But I
-hear them. They're coming down the stairs."
-
-Asir cursed softly. Now he _had_ to go ahead.
-
-"Wait just a minute," he said. "Then I'll show you how to come through."
-
-He advanced to the last tile that he had tested and stopped. The next
-two numbers were two--for straight ahead. And they would take him
-within easy reach of the long taloned arms of the murderous sentinel.
-He glanced around in fright at the crushed bones scattered across the
-floor. Some were human. Others were animal-sacrifices tossed in by the
-priests.
-
-He had tested only one two--back near the door. If he made a mistake,
-he would never escape; no need bothering with the pike.
-
-He stepped to the next tile and closed his eyes.
-
-"_If the intruder makes an error, Big Joe will kill._"
-
-He opened his eyes again and heaved a breath of relief.
-
-"Asir! They're getting closer! I can hear them!"
-
-He listened for a moment. A faint murmur of angry voices in the
-distance. "All right," he said calmly. "Step only on the tiles I tell
-you. See the gray one at the left of the door?"
-
-She pointed. "This one?"
-
-"Yes, step on it."
-
-The girl moved up and stared fearfully at the monstrous sentinel. He
-guided her up toward him. "Diagonally left--one ahead--diagonally
-right. Now don't be frightened when he speaks--"
-
-The girl came on until she stood one square behind him. Her quick
-frightened breathing blended with the growing sounds of shouting from
-the stairway. He glanced up at Big Joe, noticing for the first time
-that the steel jaws were stained with a red-brown crust. He shuddered.
-
-The grim chess-game continued a cautious step at a time, with the girl
-following one square behind him. What if she fainted again? And fell
-across a triggered tile? They passed within a foot of Big Joe's arm.
-
-Looking up, he saw the monster's eyes move--following them,
-scrutinizing them as they passed. He froze.
-
-"We want no plunder," he said to the machine.
-
-The gaze was steady and unwinking.
-
-"The air is leaking away from the world."
-
-The monster remained silent.
-
-"Hurry!" whimpered the girl. Their pursuers were gaining rapidly and
-they had crossed only half the distance to the opposing doorway.
-Progress was slower now, for Asir needed occasionally to repeat through
-the whole series of numbers, looking back to count squares and make
-certain that the next step was not a fatal one.
-
-"They won't dare to come in after us," he said hopefully.
-
-"And if they do?"
-
-"_If the intruder makes an error, Big Joe will kill_," announced the
-machine as Asir took another step.
-
-"Eight squares to go!" he muttered, and stopped to count again.
-
-"Asir! They're in the corridor!"
-
-Hearing the rumble of voices, he looked back to see blue-robed men
-spilling out of the stairway and milling down the corridor toward
-the room. But halfway down the hall, the priests paused--seeing the
-unbelievable: two intruders walking safely past their devil-god. They
-growled excitedly among themselves. Asir took another step. Again the
-machine voiced the monotonous warning.
-
-"_If the intruder makes an error...._"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Hearing their deity speak, the priests of Big Joe babbled wildly
-and withdrew a little. But one, more impulsive than the rest, began
-shrieking.
-
-"_Kill the intruders! Cut them down with your spears!_"
-
-Asir glanced back to see two of them racing toward the room, lances
-cocked for the throw. If a spear struck a trigger-tile----
-
-"Stop!" he bellowed, facing around.
-
-The two priests paused. Wondering if it would result in his sudden
-death, he rested a hand lightly against the huge steel arm of the
-robot, then leaned against it. The huge eyes were staring down at him,
-but Big Joe did not move.
-
-The spearmen stood frozen, gaping at the thief's familiarity with the
-horrendous hulk. Then, slowly they backed away.
-
-Continuing his bluff, he looked up at Big Joe and spoke in a loud
-voice. "If they throw their spears or try to enter, kill them."
-
-He turned his back on the throng in the hall and continued the cautious
-advance. Five to go, four, three, two----
-
-He paused to stare into the room beyond. Gleaming machinery--all
-silent--and great panels, covered with a multitude of white circles and
-dials. His heart sank. If here lay the magic that controlled the Blaze
-of the Great Wind, he could never hope to rekindle it.
-
-He stepped through the doorway, and the girl followed. Immediately the
-robot spoke like low thunder.
-
-"_The identity of the two technologists is recognized. Hereafter they
-may pass with impunity. Big Joe is charged to ask the following: why do
-the technologists come, when it is not yet time?_"
-
-Staring back, Asir saw that the robot's head had turned so that he was
-looking directly back at the thief and the girl. Asir also saw that
-someone had approached the door again. Not priests, but townspeople.
-
-He stared, recognizing the Chief Commoner, and the girl's father
-Welkir, three other Senior Kinsmen, and--Slubil, the executioner who
-had nailed him to the post.
-
-"Father! Stay back."
-
-Welkir remained silent, glaring at them. He turned and whispered to the
-Chief Commoner. The Chief Commoner whispered to Slubil. The executioner
-nodded grimly and took a short-axe from his belt thong. He stepped
-through the entrance, his left foot striking the zero-tile. He peered
-at Big Joe and saw that the monster remained motionless. He grinned at
-the ones behind him, then snarled in Asir's direction.
-
-"Your sentence has been changed, thief."
-
-"Don't try to cross, Slubil!" Asir barked.
-
-Slubil spat, brandished the axe, and stalked forward. Big Joe came
-up like a resurrection of fury, and his bellow was explosive in the
-vaults. Slubil froze, then stupidly drew back his axe.
-
-Asir gasped as the talons closed. He turned away quickly. Slubil's
-scream was cut off abruptly by a ripping sound, then a series of dull
-cracks and snaps. The girl shrieked and closed her eyes. There were two
-distinct thuds as Big Joe tossed Slubil aside.
-
-The priests and the townspeople--all except Welkir--had fled from
-the corridor and up the stairway. Welkir was on his knees, his hands
-covering his face.
-
-"Mara!" he moaned. "My daughter."
-
-"Go back, Father," she called.
-
-Dazed, the old man picked himself up weakly and staggered down the
-corridor toward the stairway. When he passed the place of the first
-warning voice, the robot moved again--arose slowly and turned toward
-Asir and Mara who backed quickly away, deeper into the room of strange
-machines. Big Joe came lumbering slowly after them.
-
-Asir looked around for a place to flee, but the monster stopped in the
-doorway. He spoke again, a mechanical drone like memorised ritual.
-
-"_Big Joe is charged with announcing his function for the intelligence
-of the technologists. His primary function is to prevent the entrance
-of possibly destructive organisms into the vaults containing the
-control equipment for the fusion reaction which must periodically
-renew atmospheric oxygen. His secondary function is to direct the
-technologists to records containing such information as they may need.
-His tertiary function is to carry out simple directions given by the
-technologists if such directions are possible to his limited design._"
-
-Asir stared at the lumbering creature and realized for the first time
-that it was not alive, but only a machine built by the ancients to
-perform specific tasks. Despite the fresh redness about his hands and
-jaws, Big Joe was no more guilty of Slubil's death than a grinding mill
-would be if the squat sadist had climbed into it while the Marsoxen
-were yoked to the crushing roller.
-
-Perhaps the ancients had been unnecessarily brutal in building such
-a guard--but at least they had built him to _look_ like a destroyer,
-and to give ample warning to the intruder. Glancing around at the
-machinery, he vaguely understood the reason for Big Joe. Such metals as
-these would mean riches for swordmakers and smiths and plunderers of
-all kinds.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Asir straightened his shoulders and addressed the machine.
-
-"Teach us how to kindle the Blaze of the Great Wind."
-
-"_Teaching is not within the designed functions of Big Joe. I am
-charged to say: the renewal reaction should not be begun before the
-Marsyear 6,000, as the builders reckoned time._"
-
-Asir frowned. The years were no longer numbered, but only named in
-honor of the Chief Commoners who ruled the villages. "How long until
-the year 6,000?" he asked.
-
-Big Joe clucked like an adding machine. "Twelve Marsyears,
-technologist."
-
-Asir stared at the complicated machinery. Could they learn to operate
-it in twelve years? It seemed impossible.
-
-"How can we begin to learn?" he asked the robot.
-
-"_This is an instruction room, where you may examine records. The
-control mechanisms are installed in the deepest vault._"
-
-Asir frowned and walked to the far end of the hall where another door
-opened into--_another anteroom, with another Big Joe_! As he approached
-the second robot spoke:
-
-"_If the intruder has not acquired the proper knowledge, Big Oswald
-will kill._"
-
-Thunderstruck, he leaped back from the entrance and swayed heavily
-against an instrument panel. The panel lit up and a polite recorded
-voice began reading something about "President Snell's role in the
-Eighth World War". He lurched away from the panel and stumbled back
-toward Mara who sat glumly on the foundation slab of a weighty machine.
-
-"What are you laughing about?" she muttered.
-
-"We're still in the first grade!" he groaned, envisioning a sequence of
-rooms. "We'll have to learn the magic of the ancients before we pass
-to the next."
-
-"The ancients weren't so great," she grumbled. "Look at the mural on
-the wall."
-
-Asir looked, and saw only a strange design of circles about a bright
-splash of yellow that might have been the sun. "What about it?" he
-asked.
-
-"My father taught me about the planets," she said. "That is supposed to
-be the way they go around the sun."
-
-"What's wrong with it?"
-
-"One planet too many," she said. "Everyone knows that there is only an
-asteroid belt between Mars and Venus. The picture shows a planet there."
-
-Asir shrugged indifferently, being interested only in the machinery.
-"Can't you allow them one small mistake?"
-
-"I suppose." She paused, gazing miserably in the direction in which her
-father had gone. "What do we do now?"
-
-Asir considered it for a long time. Then he spoke to Big Joe. "You will
-come with us to the village."
-
-The machine was silent for a moment, then: "_There is an apparent
-contradiction between primary and tertiary functions. Request priority
-decision by technologist._"
-
-Asir failed to understand. He repeated his request. The robot turned
-slowly and stepped through the doorway. He waited.
-
-Asir grinned. "Let's go back up," he said to the girl.
-
-She arose eagerly. They crossed the anteroom to the corridor and began
-the long climb toward the surface, with Big Joe lumbering along behind.
-
-"What about your banishment, Asir?" she asked gravely.
-
-"Wait and see." He envisioned the pandemonium that would reign when
-girl, man, and robot marched through the village to the council house,
-and he chuckled. "I think that I shall be the next Chief Commoner," he
-said. "And my councilmen will all be thieves."
-
-"Thieves!" she gasped. "Why?"
-
-"Thieves who are not afraid to steal the knowledge of the gods--and
-become technologists, to kindle the Blaze of the Winds."
-
-"What is a 'technologist', Asir?" she asked worshipfully.
-
-Asir glowered at himself for blundering with words he did not
-understand, but could not admit ignorance to Mara who clung tightly to
-his arm. "I think," he said, "that a technologist is a thief who tells
-the gods what to do."
-
-"Kiss me, Technologist," she told him in a small voice.
-
-Big Joe clanked to a stop to wait for them to move on. He waited a long
-time.
-
-
-
-
-
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