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diff --git a/58434-0.txt b/58434-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1b3160b --- /dev/null +++ b/58434-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3582 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 58434 *** + + + + + + + + + + + + + MINKIE + + BY LOUIS TRACY + + Author of "_The Wings of the Morning_," "_The Pillar of Light_," "_The + Captain of the Kansas_," etc. + + Toronto McLeod & Allen Publishers 1907 + + + + + COPYRIGHT, 1907 BY EDWARD J. CLODE. + + _Entered at Stationers' Hall_ + + _The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U.S.A._ + + + + + Illustration: _Minkie_ + + + + + CONTENTS + + + PAGE + CHAPTER I + HOW A BOGEY-MAN CAME TO DALE END 3 + + CHAPTER II + PRINCE JOHN'S STRANGE ALLY 41 + + CHAPTER III + THE WHITE MAN'S WAY 73 + + CHAPTER IV + THE BLACK MAN'S WAY 107 + + CHAPTER V + THE UNDOING OF SCHWARTZ 143 + + + + + LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS + + + "Minkie" _Frontispiece_ + + PAGE + + "Oh, indeed. And you are Miss Millicent, I suppose?" 8 + + Minkie took the ivory doll from her pocket and surveyed it + seriously 69 + + But she stood there quite motionless 91 + + The Old Man read the typewritten letter which Schwartz gave him 114 + + My first call was at a jeweller's in Piccadilly 157 + + + + +HOW A BOGEY-MAN CAME TO DALE END + + + + +CHAPTER I + +HOW A BOGEY-MAN CAME TO DALE END + +_Told by Bobby, the Horse_ + + +Minkie says I ought to begin this story, because I am the biggest +and strongest. I don't see that at all, but she thinks I can't see +much, anyhow, owing to my silly habit of wearing blinkers, which is +just her irritating way of settling an argument--as if _I_ made the +harness. And she knows better, too. I have an eye stuck on each side +of my head to enable me to look nearly all round the circle; but that +clever individual, man, tries to improve on Providence by making me don +the rogue's badge. Well, it would make any horse laugh. You watch how +the clever individual came to grief when Minkie and her gang tackled +him. Yes, that is what they call us--her "gang"--although Dandy, the +fox-terrier, won't admit that Tibbie belongs to our crowd, and he +gets furious if one even mentions the Parrot. Perhaps he is prejudiced +against Tibbie--I have noticed that most dogs seldom have a good word +for a cat--but I do agree with him about that green idiot, Polly. Of +all the back-biting, screeching--Eh, what? Oh, don't worry, as I tell +Dan when he trots in to my place to look for a rat--you'll be in the +middle of a real up-to-date yarn in two buzzes of a gad-fly.... + +The fun started last Christmas Eve, when a small blue boy on a big red +bicycle came to our front door and tried to pull the bell out by the +roots after playing tricks with the knocker. Everybody thought it was +a parcel for herself. Dorothy sailed out of the drawing-room; Cookie +and Evangeline, our housemaid (Mam wanted to call her Mary, but she +threatened to give notice), rushed from the kitchen; even dearest Mam +dropped her sewing and wondered what the Guv'nor had sent her; but +Minkie tobogganed downstairs on a tray, and came in an easy first. Dan +was close up, as he simply hates every sort of postman; so Minkie +grabbed him with one hand and opened the door with the other. + +And it was only a telegram. + +When Mam opened it, she said "Good gracious!" + +"What is it, mother?" inquired Dorothy. + +But Minkie had read it over Mam's shoulder and it was just this: + +"Schwartz arrived unexpectedly to-day. Have invited him to spend +Christmas and New Year with us. Send victoria meet 2.15. Tom." + +Tom is the Old Man. His other name is Grosvenor. He isn't really old, +but Jim calls him the Old Man, or the Guv'nor, and we are all pretty +free and easy in the stable, you know. + +"Good gracious!" said Mam again, "he will be here in half an hour. +Evangeline, run and tell James to drive to the station at once. Mr. +Grosvenor is bringing a friend home with him." + +Now, it is to be observed, in the first place, that ladies are always +flustered by telegrams. The Old Man said nothing about "bringing" +Schwartz by the 2.15, and Mam knew quite well that he expected to be +detained at the office until the 5.30. Next, when two-legged people are +in a hurry, they put the rush on to their four-legged helpers. I was +just enjoying a nice wisp of hay when Jim banged in and rattled me into +my harness, while Mole, the gardener, who also cleans the knives and +boots, pulled the victoria out of the shed. + +I was going through the gate in fine style when Minkie came flying. + +"Don't stop," she said, and skipped inside. + +Jim thought Mam had sent her, but Jim is always wrong when he imagines +anything about Minkie. The fact was, as she told me afterwards, she had +heard a lot of talk about this Schwartz, and she felt that it would be +good for all parties if she took his measure a few minutes ahead of +the rest of the family; so she jammed on a pirate cap and Dorothy's +fur coat, and slid across the lawn without any one's being the wiser, +except Dan, and he was sore with her on account of the escape of the +telegraph boy. He tried to take it out of Tibbie, but she nipped up a +tree, and the parrot, who was watching him head downwards through the +drawing-room window, yelled "Yah!" at him. That settled it. He came +after me and jumped up at my bit. + +"Race you to the station," he said, pretending he hadn't seen Minkie. + +"Right," said I; "but, to make a match of it, you ought to get Mole to +harness you to his little girl's toy pram." + +This remark seemed to hurt his feelings, but I didn't know then about +the rat-tatling messenger boy. Anyhow, he met the doctor's poodle in +the village, so he joined us at the station in a good temper. + +When the train arrived, it brought heaps of people. It always puzzles +me that folk should gorge more at Christmas time than any other. Every +man, woman, and child carried half-a-dozen parcels, and nearly every +parcel held something to eat. Some of the men hugged long narrow boxes, +which looked as if they contained wax candles, but which really held a +bottle of whisky. I know, because Jim.... + +"Mr. Grosvenor hasn't come, miss," said Jim, when the crowd thinned. + +"Who said he was coming?" asked Minkie. + +"Well, Evangeline thought--" + +"Evangeline never thinks. The doctor has warned her against it. If ever +she tries to do anything of the kind the excitement will kill her. +No, Jim. Dad has told a Mr. Schwartz to come on by this train, and +make himself at home until he joins him later. Schwartz is German for +black. Most Germans are dumpy. But things often go by contraries. Our +green-grocer is named Brown, so Mr. Schwartz should be a tall thin man, +with straw hair and white eyebrows." + +Nail my shoes, she wasn't far out of it. A humpbacked porter came along +with a couple of portmanteaux, followed by a heavy swell who was up to +specification except as to the color of his hair, which was chestnut. + +"This is Mr. Grosvenor's carriage, sir," said the porter. + +"Oh, indeed. And you are Miss Millicent, I suppose?" said the newcomer, +grinning at Minkie. + +Illustration: "Oh, indeed. And you are Miss Millicent, I suppose?" + +"Are you Mr. Schwartz?" she asked, and Dan inspected his calf, because +Minkie's tone told us she had taken a violent dislike to the visitor at +first sight. + +"Yes," he smirked, being so busy looking at her that he paid no heed to +the porter, who was waiting for his tip. + +"Well, if you give the porter a shilling I'll drive you to our place. +Mother is expecting you." + +"Are you particular as to the exact amount?" he inquired, still +grinning. In fact, he was one of those silly men who believe that you +must laugh when you want to be amiable; so please imagine Mr. Schwartz +always guffawing--at least, not always, because he could scowl very +unpleasantly at times. Tickle my withers, we made him scowl all right +before we were through with him. + +"No," said Minkie, giving the porter just one little look. "As it is +Christmas time, you might make it half a crown." + +Schwartz got his hand down quick. Because he was a rich man, he thought +tuppence would be ample. He produced a florin, but Minkie spotted it. + +"If you haven't another sixpence I can lend you one," she said sweetly, +and I saw Dan licking his lips when he heard her speak in that way. + +"Don't trouble," said Schwartz, rather shortly, and he handed the +porter three shillings. That was another of his queer ways. He liked to +impress people, but cheaply. He wanted a girl of fourteen to realize +what a grand person he was, yet he was afraid she would spring him up +to a crown, or even half a sovereign, if he didn't make haste. + +Then Minkie made room for him by her side, and Dan hopped in too. + +"Is that dog yours?" he inquired. + +"Yes." + +"And does your father permit a beast with muddy paws to sit in his +carriage?" + +"Not often," said Minkie, looking at his boots. "Dandy, you wicked imp, +get out at once." + +Dan took a header into the roadway, and ran up alongside me, barking +for all he was worth. + +"Tell you what, Bob," he cried, nearly choking himself with joy, "this +red-headed Jew is going to find trouble. He is sure to drop into the +stable to-morrow. I'll keep you posted in affairs inside the house, +and, when I give you the office, you'll let him have both heels in the +right place, eh?" + +"I'll do my best," I coughed, and Jim wondered what was the matter, as +there are no flies about in winter-time. + +Meanwhile, Minkie took Schwartz in hand, and my long ears were not +given me for amusement. + +"We thought you were not coming until next week," she said, by way of +being polite. + +"I finished some business in Paris sooner than I expected, and Mr. +Grosvenor was good enough to ask me to spend Christmas and New Year at +Dale End. I shall enjoy the visit immensely, I am sure. I have not had +a Christmas at home for many years." + +"At home?" Minkie raised her large blue eyes so innocently. I knew +exactly how she looked, and I rattled my harness to tell her I was +listening. + +"Yes; in England, I mean." + +"Ah." + +"Don't you call England 'home,' too?" + +"Of course, but I live here." + +"So do I." + +"Sorry. I fancied you just said you had been in some other country for +a long time." + +"Well, I'm a bit of a cosmopolitan, I admit. Do you know what a +cosmopolitan is?" + +"It means anything but English." + +Mr. Schwartz roared. "Gad!" he cried, "that is not so far wrong." + +An old gentleman passed us in a mail phaeton, drawn by a pair of fat +cobs, your bellows-to-mend and step-short sort. They don't like me, +because I always make a point of giving them the dust in summer, so one +of them snorted, "Station hack!" + +"Going to have a shave?" I asked, quite civilly, he being all of a +lather. + +Minkie gave the old gentleman a smile and a bow. He was rather +surprised, which was reasonable enough, seeing that she usually sails +along without seeing anybody; but he got his hat off in good time. + +"Who is that?" inquired Schwartz. + +"Jack's uncle," said Minkie. + +"Jack is a friend of yours, eh?" + +"Um, yes, but he--perhaps I shouldn't say anything about it. Jack is +twenty-five, you see." + +"Oh, is he?" Schwartz was not smiling now. It was easy to guess that +by his voice. "I suppose he is better acquainted with your sister than +with you?" + +"Yes, heaps." + +"What is his other name?" + +"Percival Stanhope." + +"Mr. John Percival Stanhope, in fact? Odd that I should not have heard +of him, if he is such a great friend of the family?" + +"Dolly doesn't say much about him. He's in India, and India is such a +long way off." + +"Jolly good job, too, or you would be frizzling to-day." Mr. Schwartz +was brightening up again. + +"I think you are mistaken," said Minkie, quietly. "Jack says it is ever +so cold in the Punjab at Christmas-time." + +"Does he write to you, then?" demanded Schwartz. + +"No; that was in a letter to Dolly." + +"A recent letter?" + +"He was talking about Christmas two years ago. But please don't mention +him to her. We have no right to discuss her affairs, have we?" + +"No, no; of course not. It was just by way of conversation, eh?" + +"That is the cemetery," said Minkie, pointing to a low tree-lined wall +in the distance. "Some day, if you like, I shall take you there, and +show you his mother's grave." + +"Thanks, but I am not fond of cemeteries, as a rule." + +"Perhaps you would prefer to be cremated?" + +"I haven't considered the matter." + +"But you ought to. You are quite old, nearly forty, and I saw in a pill +advertisement the other day that forty is a dangerous age if your liver +is out of order." + +"Here, young lady, not quite so fast, please. How do you know I am +forty, and why do you think I have a diseased liver?" + +"It said so in the paper." + +"The deuce it did." + +"Yes; in one of those little spicy bits, telling you all about people, +you know. It said: 'Mr. Montague Schwartz is one of the Chosen People.' +You are Mr. Montague Schwartz, aren't you?" + +"Go on, do." + +"Oh, I remember every word '--one of the Chosen People--' that means +you are a Jew, doesn't it?" + +"Of Jewish descent, certainly." + +"Well, it went on: 'His rise has been meteoric. At twenty he quitted +the paternal fried fish shop in the Mile End Road, at thirty he was +running a saloon and other industries at Kimberley, and at forty he is +building a mansion in Mayfair.' There was a lot more, but now you see +how I knew your age." + +"It is perfectly clear. There only remains the liver." + +"I got that from the pill advertisement. There are several sure signs +of congestion, and you have all of them in your face and eyes. Shall I +show it to you? Those pills might cure you." + +"Really, you are too kind for words. May I ask if your sister shares +your knowledge of my career and state of health?" + +"Did I show her the paper, do you mean?" + +"Yes." + +"No, I had forgotten all about it, but if you would like her to see +it--" + +"Look here, Miss Millicent, you are a sharp girl. Now, I'll +make a bargain with you. Find that paper, say no more about the +paragraph--which, I may tell you, is rank nonsense from start to +finish--and your Christmas box will be five sovereigns." + +"Done," said Minkie, coolly. "And here we are at Dale End. Mile +End--Dale End. Funny, isn't it, how names run together that way +occasionally." + +Before Jim led me around to the stable I heard Mam express her surprise +that Mr. Schwartz had come alone. She had expected her husband by the +same train. And she did not know Millicent had gone in the victoria. +How on earth did the child recognise Mr. Schwartz, as she had never +seen him? + +"I rather fancy your younger daughter would pick me out in the Strand +if she were so minded," explained the visitor, cheerfully. + +"I hope she did not bore you by her chatter," said dear, innocent Mam. +"Or perhaps she was in one of her silent moods?" + +"No. We got along famously; didn't we, Millicent?" + +"It was a nice drive," said Minkie, "not too cold, and the village is +quite gay." + +"Well, I find the air rather chilly," said Mam. "Why are we all +standing here? Come into the drawing-room, Mr. Schwartz. Dorothy is +there, and we shall have tea brought a little earlier than usual. +Evangeline, tell James to take Mr. Schwartz's portmanteaux to the Blue +Room." + +Of course, I should not have heard what happened next if Tibbie had +not looked in to see me that night. As a matter of fact, the gang does +not miss much in the way of gossip. One or other of us is always on +hand. And that parrot--though he is no friend of mine--is a terror for +picking up news. Jim hangs his cage on a tree opposite my door every +fine morning, and the things he tells me are surprising. He has hardly +a good word for anybody, but then, what a dull world it would be if we +only told the nice things about our friends. Why, we should all be dumb +soon. + +Dan tried to sneak in behind Minkie, but Mam had her eye on him. + +"I do believe that naughty Dandy has been in the wars again," she said. +"Millicent, did you see him fighting any other dog?" + +"No, mother. He met the doctor's poodle, but there was no fight." +Minkie was always strictly accurate. + +"What a wonder! Anyhow, he is muddy and wet. Ask cook to rub him over +with a damp cloth." + +Tibbie, pretending to be asleep, twitched one ear as she saw Dan being +led off to the kitchen. "Gnar!" muttered Dan, who hates damp cloths, +"wait till I catch you in the garden!" Tibbie just smiled. I must say +that cats take life easily; they are given the best of everything, and +do nothing. A friend of mine, a regular old stager, who pulls near in +the Black Lion bus, tells me that Tibbie's method is the only way to +get on, and he sees a lot of different people at the inn, so he ought +to be a bit of a philosopher. "Make other people work for you," he +says. "That's the ticket; when they bring you chaff tell 'em you must +have oats, an' snap their heads off if they don't move quick enough. +Bless your hoof, they like it. You hear 'em say: 'There's blood for +you, a born aristocrat, he is,' an' they'll do any mortal thing you +want." + +Well, Tibbie curled up like a hedgehog, and listened, because we +don't have many strangers at Dale End. The talk turned on Ostend--no, +it's as true as I'm standing on four legs, but the very first place +mentioned had an "end" in it--where the Old Man and Mam and Dorothy had +been in the summer. Minkie had measles, or something spotty, so she +was forbidden to travel, and we had a ripping July all to ourselves. +Eclipse wasn't in it; why, I had beer every day. They met Mr. Schwartz +at Ostend, it seems, and he took such a fancy to Dolly that he wanted +to marry her straight off. She wouldn't do that, even if Mam and the +Guv'nor were agreeable, but she had not heard from Jack for ages, and +Schwartz was really very attentive, besides being tremendously rich. +Now, we at Dale End find it difficult to pay the hay and corn bills, +so you see that a wealthy son-in-law would be what the sale catalogues +call "a desirable acquisition." + +I have heard a lot of people in the village say that Dolly is so pretty +she ought to make a good match. When she did a skirt dance at the +Cottage Hospital Bazaar, the local paper spoke of her as "the beautiful +Miss Grosvenor." She pretended to be very angry about that, but Tibbie +says she bought a dozen papers and sent them to her girl friends, so +the rest of the report must have been suitable. I suppose she is all +right for a grownup. For my part, I prefer Minkie, who has a yellow +mane, and blue eyes, and freckles. She is as straight as a soldier, and +has small hands and feet, and the loveliest brown legs.... Eh, what? +Well, say stockings, then, but when I took first prize and the cup for +the best hackney in the show, everybody admired my legs; so why not +Minkie's? + +Anyhow, by the time tea was served, Schwartz had further established +himself in Mam's good graces. He was a clever chap in his way, and he +could say the right thing to women occasionally, and he was wise enough +not to bother Dorothy too much, though Tibbie saw, out of the tail of +her eye, that the girl could not move from one side of the room to +the other without Schwartz's watching her approvingly. Tibbie knew by +his eyes that he was saying to himself: "She will look all right in +Brook-street." + +Dan announced the postman while Dorothy was pouring out the tea, and +Minkie brought in a heap of letters, mostly Christmas cards. Minkie had +a baker's dozen to herself, and five of them were addressed to "Minkie +and her Gang"; each of the five contained pictures of a girl, a horse, +a dog, a cat, and a parrot. She soon made out by the postmark and the +handwriting who had sent every card, even though the names were not +given. One seemed to puzzle her at first, and she slipped it into her +pocket. The others were handed round, before Dorothy arranged them on +the mantel-piece with a number which had come by earlier deliveries, +and Mr. Schwartz admired them immensely. + +"It is so interesting to come back to the old country and find these +pleasant customs in full swing," he said. "I have neither sent nor +received a Christmas card for years. I was telling Millicent on our way +from the station that, by chance, I have been out of England at this +season every year for ten years." + +"You did not mention the exact period, Mr. Schwartz," said Minkie. "I +rather thought that ten years ago you were in Kimberley?" + +"Oh, one speaks in round numbers. By the way, have you received a card +from your elderly friend--the man we met driving the pair?" + +"Driving a pair. Who was that, Millie?" asked her mother. + +"Mr. Stanhope, Jack's uncle." + +Dorothy dropped a piece of toast, and Mam bent over her letters, but +she said quietly: + +"I fear my girls will not be honored by any such attention on his part, +Mr. Schwartz. Indeed, I think he is the only enemy we possess in the +neighborhood. How did you come to describe him as a friend of yours, +Millie?" + +"I didn't." + +"Perhaps I was mistaken," put in Schwartz, who was beginning to hate +Minkie, yet had no wish to quarrel with her. + +"I said Jack was my friend. Isn't that right, mother?" + +"Oh, yes. I understand now. By the way, dearie, are you going to meet +your father? It is nearly time to start. And be careful to wrap up +well." + +"The victoria will not be ready for another five minutes. I have time +to bring you that paper if you would care to see it before dinner, Mr. +Schwartz." + +"Thanks. I shall be delighted--you wretched little imp," he added under +his breath, but Tibbie heard him. + +Minkie brought the paper. + +"That is the paragraph I told you of," said she, pointing very +daintily to something on one of the pages. I have seen her point that +way to a dead rat when she wished Jim or Mole to throw it away. + +"Much obliged. And here are the five sovereigns I promised you as a +Christmas box." + +"Mr. Schwartz--" broke in Mam, but he turned to her with his best +manner. + +"I beg of you to allow me to do this, Mrs. Grosvenor. It is really a +harmless joke between Millicent and myself," he said. + +"But five pounds--" protested Mam. + +"That was in the bond. Pray let me explain. By chance, she mentioned +some very useful information which this newspaper contained; I might +not have heard of it otherwise. So I am adding a little to her +Christmas present--that is all." + +"It seems a great deal of money," sighed Mam, who often wanted a fiver +and had to do without it, "but you two appear to have the matter cut +and dried, so I suppose it is all right. What are you going to do with +your fabulous wealth, Millicent?" + +"Make a corner in toffee. Make every kid in Dale End pay a penny for a +ha'penny-worth. That is the proper thing, isn't it, Mr. Schwartz?" + +"I don't think I can teach you much," he replied with his usual grin. + +"Oh yes, you can. Read the next paragraph, the one beginning: 'The +unhappy natives of the Upper Niger.' It tells about gas-pipe guns and +coal-dust powder. Yes, mother dear, going now." + +It was quite dark, of course, when I brought Minkie to the station a +second time. The weather had changed, too, from what the farmers call +"soft" to a touch of frost, which made both Jim and me pleased that my +shoes had been sharped by the blacksmith that morning. + +The train was rather late, so Minkie went into the station and +interviewed a porter. He told her something which seemed to interest +her, so she asked the booking-clerk for change of a sovereign and gave +the man a shilling. + +She picked out her father the instant the train drew up at the +platform. He looked worried, she told me afterwards, but that passed +when he saw her. He had the usual number of parcels which people carry +at Christmas time, and Minkie grabbed all of them, but he stopped her +with a laugh. + +"We can't rush off in the orthodox way to-night, Minkie," he said. "Mr. +Schwartz's servant is on this train, and I promised to take him with us +to the house. By the way, is Dandy with you in the carriage?" + +"No, father dear. Why do you ask?" + +"Because this valet of Schwartz's is a black man, and Dandy might not +approve of him at first sight." + +"A black man." + +"Yes, polished ebony. Rather smart, too. Speaks English perfectly. He +came to me at Waterloo and said--Oh, there he is. Hi, you. Just follow +me, will you." + +Minkie thought that the negro was an extraordinarily fine fellow, and +very well dressed. It was odd that Schwartz had not mentioned him, +and she wondered where he would sleep. Perhaps he curled up on a mat +outside his master's room. In that case, she must make Dan clearly +understand that she rather approved of the Ethiopian than otherwise. + +His luggage appeared to be a small handbag. He almost made the mistake +of entering the carriage with Minkie and her father, but he showed his +teeth in a good-natured grin, and climbed to Jim's side on the box. +I had a look at him as he passed the near lamp, and he certainly did +startle me; I am quite sure I should have shifted him if Minkie had not +said quietly: + +"All right, Bobby. Steady, old chap." + +On the way home I heard Minkie trying to cheer up her father by telling +him little bits of village news, and he did his best to respond, but +both of us felt there was something wrong, as the Guv'nor is likely +enough most days. + +"Mr. Schwartz has arrived, of course?" he inquired, soon after we +quitted the station. "I forgot to ask you sooner. I took it for granted +when his servant turned up and told me he had missed the earlier train." + +"Yes. He came according to your telegram." + +"How has he got on at home?" + +"Oh, first rate. Mam and Dolly seemed quite pleased to see him." + +"What do _you_ think of him, Minkie?" + +"I hardly know yet, father dear. I shall tell you--let me see--on New +Year's Eve." + +"You demand seven days' experience, eh? Wise child. I wish some one had +taught me at your age to wait a bit before I formed my opinions." + +"One might form them quickly enough, but not express them." + +"Which means that you don't like Schwartz? Well, he is not exactly my +sort, I admit, but he is wealthy, Minkie, and one must bow the knee +before the golden calf occasionally. And his repute stands high in the +city, so he might be a useful friend. We must make the best of him, eh?" + +"One always does that with one's guests, of course," said Minkie, who +could feel a heavy assortment of gold and silver coins in her pocket. + +Minkie jumped out when I pulled up at the front entrance. Dan was +standing on the top step and wondering what in the world was sitting +beside Jim on the box. Before he could say a word, Minkie grabbed him +and whispered in his ear. But he was very uneasy, because the black +man sprang down almost as promptly as Minkie, and nearly frightened +Evangeline into a fit when she met him in the hall. He took his hat off +in quite an elegant way. + +"I am Mr. Schwartz's valet," he said. "Mr. Grosvenor was good enough to +bring me with him from London. Is my master in his room now?" + +"N-no, sir," stuttered Evangeline. He gave her the queerest feeling, +she told Cookie later. + +"Well, if you will kindly show me to his suite I will prepare his +clothes for dinner," went on the negro, who appeared to be more anxious +to get to work than any of our servants. + +Evangeline glanced at Minkie and the Guv'nor; she was sure it must be +all right, as the negro had arrived in their company, but she dared +not go upstairs with him. Wild horses would not drag her there, she +said, though I would back myself to haul her to the top attic before +she could say "knife." "It's the Blue Room," she said. "First on the +left in that corridor," and she pointed to the side of the house where +Mr. Schwartz was lodged. The big darky went up at once. Evangeline +helped to carry in some of the parcels, and Minkie took her father's +overcoat and hat, but kept an eye on Dan, who was looking at the stairs +anxiously. Dolly came running to kiss the Old Man, and Mam appeared. + +"Where is Mr. Schwartz?" asked the Guv'nor. + +"Here I am," said Schwartz, appearing in the drawing-room doorway. "I +am afraid you had a cold journey from town. It was exceedingly kind of +you to send me on ahead. My only regret is that you could not come with +me." + +"Business, my dear fellow. It pursues me to the last hour, even in +holiday time." + +"But that is good. It argues success. Your idle man is rarely +successful." + +"I fear it is possible for a busy man to score a loss occasionally. I +expect you have finished tea long since? Can you squeeze the pot, Mam?" + +"It will be here in a minute, Tom," said Mam, smiling. "My husband +hates to miss his tea, Mr. Schwartz. He would drink three cups now if I +were to let him, though we dine at seven." + +"By the way, that reminds me," said the Old Man, dropping into his +regular chair in the drawing-room. "I fell in with your servant at +Waterloo, Schwartz." + +"My servant!" said Schwartz, blankly, and both Dan and Tibbie heard +every word, as Minkie had collected Dan again before she took her usual +perch on a hassock near her father. If the Guv'nor had said he came +across Schwartz's balloon at the Southwestern terminus our visitor +could not have put more bewilderment into his voice. + +"Yes, your black valet," explained the Guv'nor. + +"My black valet! I don't possess such an article. I left my man at +Brook-street, and he is a Frenchman." + +Schwartz had risen to his feet. He looked strangely pale--Minkie told +me his face was a flea-bitten grey. The Guv'nor jumped up, too. So did +Minkie, and Dan, and Tibbie. You see, Mam and Dorothy knew nothing +about the gentleman who had gone to Schwartz's bedroom to arrange his +dress suit and put the studs in his shirt. + +"Then who the blazes is the nigger who is in your room upstairs at this +moment?" said the Old Man, forgetting that there were ladies present. + +"Nigger! My room!" + +Schwartz's voice cracked. He gasped as though he had run a mile. He +glared at the Guv'nor and then glared at Minkie. Stifle me, he thought +it was some trick she had played on him. But if the head of our family +was not much good at business he was in the front row where prompt +action was needed. + +"Follow me, quick!" he shouted, and made for the door. He was just a +second too late. The tall negro was coming downstairs three at a time. +He bounded across the hall and had his hand on the latch just as the +Guv'nor rushed at him. Out went the black, out went Mr. Grosvenor after +him, with Minkie and Dan a dead heat half a length behind, and Schwartz +whipping in. On the level the nigger drew away; but Dan overhauled him +at the turn near the clump of rhododendrons, and Dan never makes the +mistake of advertising his whereabouts when the matter is serious. So +he nailed the make-believe valet by the ankle, and his teeth closed on +bone and sinew without ever a sound. Down went the nigger with a crash +and a yell. It was pitch dark among the shrubs, but the Old Man groped +for him and got a knee in the small of his back, bending his head +upwards at the same time by grabbing a handful of wool. That is a good +trick. It simply paralyses the other fellow. + +"I've got him," he shouted, but Schwartz just roared "Help!" at the top +of his voice, and kept to the open drive. Minkie heard Dan sawing away, +and growling a bit, now; she closed in, clutched a loose leg that was +kicking wildly, and said: + +"Are you all right, dad?" + +"Yes. Tell James to fetch a stable lantern and a rope." + +Minkie wasn't going to leave her father nor miss any of the fun. She +sung out directions, and Jim came along at a gallop. The unfortunate +nigger was screaming that the dog was eating him, but, when they had +tied his hands behind his back, and Minkie pulled Dan off, he seemed to +be more frightened than hurt. Polly told me next day that these black +fellows are always weak below the knee joints, however gigantic they +may be otherwise. + +But the previous excitement was a small affair compared with the row +which sprang up when Jim held the lantern so that Schwartz could see +the negro's face. + +"Gott in himmel!" he shrieked, in a kind of frenzy, "it's Prince John." + +"Yes--you thief!" said the prisoner, who seemed to regain his +self-possession and his dignity when he set eyes on Schwartz. + +"Where is it? Where is it? Give it to me, or I'll tear your liver +out!" squealed the other, dancing close up to him in an extraordinary +passion, being one of those men who fly into a delirium when rage gets +the better of them. + +"I have not got it," said Prince John, if that was his name. He turned +to the Guv'nor. "If you will take me back to the house, Mr. Grosvenor," +he continued, "and keep that dog off, I will explain everything, +and trust to your sense of justice to clear me of any suspicion of +wrong-doing. That man is the thief, not me," and he actually spat at +Schwartz. + +Jim said that it gave him a turn to hear a buck nigger talking like +that, but it took him and the Guv'nor all their time to keep Schwartz +from using his nails on the man's eyes. Then the two began to shout at +one another, and it appeared that all the trouble arose about a thing +called a ju-ju, which the black man said Schwartz had stolen from his +people, a tribe on the Upper Niger. Anyhow, the Guv'nor marched his +captive back to the house, and Schwartz rushed upstairs. He tore down +again, more like a lunatic than ever, as the ju-ju had gone from the +dressing-case in which he had left it. + +He searched the negro, and was almost ready to cut him open in case he +had swallowed it, but the ju-ju was not in the man's possession. Then +he went out with Jim and the lantern, and hunted every inch of the +drive and shrubbery, but could find nothing, though it was easy enough +to discover the place where Dan had brought down his highness. + +The odd thing was that he refused to send for the police, and the more +certain it became that the ju-ju was missing, the more jubilant grew +Prince John's face as he sat in the hall. At last, there was nothing +for it but the nigger must be set at liberty. Schwartz wanted the +Guv'nor to lock him up all night. Of course, that could not be done, as +Surrey isn't West Africa, and the Old Man had come to the conclusion +that there was not much in the dispute between them, anyhow. + +So Prince John's bonds were untied, and the Guv'nor told him if he +showed his black muzzle inside our gateway again he would be locked +up. He was very polite and apologetic, especially to the ladies, and +the house party went in to dinner greatly mystified by the whole +affair. Schwartz did not say much, and his appetite was spoiled. After +dinner he had another hunt in his bedroom and among the shrubs, but +finally he gave up the search until daylight, and came in and asked for +a whisky and soda. + +Meanwhile, Minkie brought Dan to the stable to see me. She came the +back way, and climbed to the hay-loft with Jim's lantern. Dan began to +look around for a rat, but she stopped him. + +"Are you awake, Bobby?" she asked. + +"Awake!" said I. "I should rather think I am, after such goings on in +the house." + +"Well," said she, pulling a small black bag from among the hay, "if +you are a good horse, and listen carefully, I will now tell you what a +ju-ju is. Come here, Dan. If it is alive, I may want you to bite it." + +Skin me and sell my hide, what do you think it was? Just a small chunk +of ivory, carved to represent a man with a monkey's head. It had a +little coat of colored beads tied where its waist was meant to be, and +its eyes were two shiny green stones. And that was all. + +"Well," cried Minkie, "this _is_ a surprise. At first sight, I don't +think much of a ju-ju, but that may be only my beastly ignorance, as +the man said when he tried to boil a china egg." + + + + +PRINCE JOHN'S STRANGE ALLY + + + + +CHAPTER II + +PRINCE JOHN'S STRANGE ALLY + +_Told by Dandy, the Terrier_ + + +I made a mistake once, and nipped a tramp's wooden leg. Since then, I +look before I take hold. But even a poodle could see that this thing +was old bone, though its eyes glinted like Tibbie's in the dark, and +there was a smell of grease about its beaded kilt. And, talking of +kilts, there's a bare-legged fellow who comes here every summer and +struts up and down the road, making the beastliest row with some sort +of instrument all pipes and ribbons. Wow! don't I change his tune if I +get out before anybody can catch me! + +"Why, it's a baby's toy," said I, seeing that Minkie was rather taken +with it. + +"Let's have a look," said a voice I hated, and Tibbie walked up +Bobby's neck, and perched between his ears. + +"Hello!" cried I, in my most sarcastic snarl, "are you there? And what +is this acrobatic business? Is it a circus, or what?" + +"Speak when you're spoken to," spat Tibbie. "And let me give you fair +warning that the next time you sneak any meat off my skewer I'll--" + +"Oh, shut up, both of you," commanded Minkie; so I just pretended to +lick my lips, though I really care very little for the rather high +stuff that cats make such a song about. I like mine underdone. + +"Have you ever before heard of a ju-ju, Bob?" went on Minkie. + +"No," said Bob. He didn't shake his head, because Tibbie was there, and +she has a nasty habit of hanging on with her claws before you can say +"Rats!" Why do cats have such sharp nails, anyhow? They used to scar my +muzzle something awful before I learnt to jump on them feet first. But +they can't bite for nuts. If they could, I must admit-- + +"I think _I_ might tell you something about it," broke in Tibbie, +backing down Bob's mane and settling on his withers again. + +"Well, go on," said Minkie, bending a bit, so as to watch Tibbie's +green eyes. + +"It's a long time ago since I had the story from a blue Persian." + +"Cookie has some liver in the larder." You see, Minkie knew her cat. + +"Has she? I was out when the butcher came." + +"Yes. It's liver and bacon for breakfast in the morning. And SOLES!" + +P-r-r-r, you could feel Tibbie's fur rising. + +"I'll try to remember," she said in a rather thick voice. "It seems +that we cats used to be worshipped by the ancient Egyptians. The cat +deity was named Elurus, and we were also venerated as a symbol of the +moon--" + +I couldn't help it. Even Bob coughed, and then pretended to be chewing +hay. But, because I laughed, Minkie clouted my ear. + +"The Romans always placed a cat at the feet of the Goddess of Liberty; +they realized that no animal resists the loss of its freedom so +furiously as a cat," continued Tibbie in her best purr. "That is why +you never see a cat wearing a collar, the badge of servitude, like a +dog." + +Wow! I'll give her "servitude" next time I have a chance. "Like a dog!" +indeed. + +"What has all this got to do with a ju-ju?" asked Minkie. + +"I am coming to that. The Egyptians were a very wise people, obviously, +and their ways were sure to be copied by the black men who lived near +them. They thought so much of cats that whoever killed one, even +accidentally, was punished by death. This cat-headed god, Elurus, had +a human body, and his image brought luck and good fortune to those who +carried it about with them. Now, there are no cats where the black men +live, but there are plenty of monkeys, so I am just guessing." + +"I see," said Minkie, quite seriously. + +"Regarding that fish and liver?" cried Tibbie, trying to talk in an +off-hand way. + +"I am going to interview Cookie now," was the reply. + +"Hold on! Where do _I_ come in?" I simply had to interfere. The thing +was an outrage. Fancy getting fish and liver for a blue-mouldy yarn +like that. + +"And me?" snorted Bob. + +"You're both too fat already," said Minkie calmly, but she kicked down +another lot of hay before she blew the lantern out, and I got a snack +of steak while Tibbie was filling up on fish heads and _foie de veau_. +I lapped the best part of her milk, too, when she wasn't looking. + +There was a keen frost that night, and the scent of the nigger, not +to mention some beery singers who call themselves "the waits," kept +me awake for hours. Every man has a different smell, though some folk +get mad if you tell them so, but the Upper Niger tang was new to me, +and I couldn't help thinking what a place that must be for a hunt if +even a well-washed black prince left such a _bouquet_ behind him. I +suppose you are surprised to hear a fox-terrier using French words, but +I learnt them from Mademoiselle, Minkie's governess, who went away last +month. + +Next morning, at breakfast, all the talk was of Prince John and the +ju-ju. Schwartz had hunted high and low for his doll, but, considering +that it was in Minkie's pocket, he was not likely to find it. If only +he had a nose like me he would soon have been on its track. I fancied +the Guv'nor was not altogether pleased that such a rough-and-tumble +performance should have taken place at Holly Lodge on a Christmas +Eve, and Schwartz was so put out by the loss of the ju-ju that it +cast rather a gloom over the household--excepting Minkie, Tibbie and +me, of course. As for that fool of a parrot, he, or she--blessed if +I can tell one parrot from another, but this one never lays an egg, +though everyone calls him "Polly"--well, he was nearly delirious with +excitement, because Christmas time brings nuts into his cage. Once the +conversation came pretty close to our little secret. + +"By the way, Millicent, that negro had a black bag in his hand when +he drove home with us last night, didn't he?" inquired the Old Man, +tackling Minkie rather suddenly. + +"Oh, yes, father dear. I saw it quite plainly. Did he take it upstairs, +Evangeline?" + +"I dunno, miss. He fair flummaxed me, he did, with his bowin' and +scrapin' an, lah-di-dah manners. As I said to Cook--" + +"That will do, Evangeline," put in Mam. "Bring some more toast, please." + +Minkie had steered the question off smartly, but the Guv'nor stuck to +his point. + +"There can be no doubt the rascal brought the bag into the house. I +remember now seeing him carry it into the hall. Yet it was not in his +possession when we caught him in the garden, and it must have been +found if it were lying among the shrubs, or he had left it in the +house. By Jove! Is it possible that he had an accomplice? Really, +Schwartz, you ought to have called in the police if the matter is so +serious." + +"This quarrel is between Prince John and myself," said Schwartz, +sullenly. "He may have had others to help, though it is difficult to +see how that could be, under the circumstances. But this is only the +second round of a big fight. He and I will meet again, probably on a +certain island in the Niger which we both know well. Then we shall +settle the ownership of that small god, for keeps." + +"Oh!" cried Dolly, "is it an idol?" + +Then Schwartz tried to pull himself together. + +"No, Miss Dorothy, not an idol, but a fetish," he said, with his usual +grin. "The fact is, I fear I have led you to believe that I attach an +exaggerated value to it. It is only a bit of carved ivory, which the +natives regard as a talisman. But it had a sentimental interest for me, +much as a gambler at Monte Carlo might prize a champagne cork, or a +piece of coal, or some equally ridiculous charm which he had carried in +his pocket on the night of a big _coup_." + +"Me-ow!" said Tibbie, looking up at Minkie. + +"Yes, darling," said Minkie, "the dish is going out now, and I have +told cook to save you the tit-bits. Dan, come back here! Who stole +Tibbie's milk last night?" + +"_Misère de Dieu!_" as mademoiselle said when she was turning over +the strawberry plants and grabbed a wasp--who split on me? Was it +Evangeline? Wait till I catch her sliding down to the front gate +to-night when her young man whistles "Annie Rooney." I'll raise the +house. + +"I suppose you had some lively times occasionally in West Africa, +Schwartz?" said the Old Man cheerfully, his idea being to swing the +talk away from a topic which his guest seemed to avoid. + +"Y-yes, for a few minutes every now and then. But the excitement soon +passed. For the rest, it was deadly dull, a sort of slow crescendo up +to the boiling point of fever, and a gradual diminuendo back to flabby +health again. It is no country for a white man, unless he wants his +relations to collect his life insurance." + +"Yet you made money there?" + +"Oh, yes. Why else should one go to such a filthy swamp?" + +"Do you mean to say that the natives of a fever-laden district are +physically up to the standard of the fellow we collared last night?" + +"No; he comes from the highlands, where the country is altogether +different. But the money is made at the ports and trading stations." + +"Any sport?" + +"Very little, the bush is too dense." + +"Then why do the blacks want gas-pipe guns and coal-dust gunpowder?" +asked Minkie, who was making a jam sandwich. + +"To shoot the whites," replied Schwartz. "So you see it would be bad +for our health if the traders gave them good weapons and ammunition." + +"That explains it," said Minkie. + +"Explains what, dear?" inquired Mam, and Schwartz squirmed a bit until +Minkie said: + +"Something I read in a paper, mother. These wicked negroes pay high +prices for rifles, and of course it is best to let them believe they +are buying the genuine article." + +Mam was puzzled, but the Guv'nor laughed. + +"Excellent!" he cried. "I am glad to hear that one member of the family +has grasped the true principles of commercial success." + +"I'm sure I don't know where Millicent gets her ideas from," sighed +Mam. "When I was her age I could no more have said such a thing than I +could have flown." + +"And you certainly were never built for flying, less now than ever," +smiled her husband. Of course, I paid little heed to all this chaff, +because I was bolting half that jam sandwich, which Minkie had dropped. +Evangeline saw what happened, and said nothing, so it will be "Whistle +and I'll come to you, my lad," to-night. But I woke up to the sounds +of battle when Mam wanted to know who was going to church. Everybody +said "I," except Schwartz, who had letters to write. You ought to have +watched his face when Minkie said quietly: + +"In that case you will miss seeing Jack Stanhope, the friend of whom I +was telling you yesterday." + +"Jack! Is he at home?" Dolly blurted out, and then blushed right down +her neck. + +"Yes. Didn't you know?" + +"How could I? If it comes to that, how do you know?" + +"He sent me a Christmas picture postcard last evening, one of the new +ones, with the season's wishes and a lot of robins on one side and a +ha-penny stamp with the address and a little bit of a letter on the +other. Here it is. Shall I read it?" + +"Yes," said the Guv'nor rather grimly. Outside the gang, he understood +Minkie better than anybody else, and he evidently wondered why she was +making such a dead set against Schwartz. + +Minkie produced the card from the pocket which held the ju-ju. It was a +deep pocket, lengthened by herself; she often needed it to hide a young +rabbit when I had induced one to leave his home and friends, because +keepers make a beastly fuss about these small matters if they hear of +them. + +"It has the West Strand postmark, 9 A.M., December 24th," said +she, "and this is what he writes: 'Dear Minkie: Just arrived from +Marseilles, ex s.s. Persia. It was enough to freeze Dan's tail off +crossing the Channel, but I am glad to be here early, as I can do a bit +of shopping (being in need of decoration) before I run down to Dale +End. I shall be strolling past the Lodge about six o'clock, and will +be delighted if you are visible. Otherwise, we shall meet at Church +to-morrow, and exchange winks if Grampus is there too. Yours ever, +Jack. P.S. I have brought you a pet mongoose.' That is all." + +"Quite enough, too. May I ask who 'Grampus' is?" said her father. + +"His uncle. Jack depends on him for his allowance, so he has to humor +him, but he never agreed with him about that shooting squabble, you +know." + +"I know nothing about his views, and care less, and I do not wish you +to exchange either postcards or winks with him or any of his name." + +"Tom," put in Mam, gently, "this is Christmas morning." + +"I have not forgotten that, my dear. Nor have I forgotten this day two +years ago, when the other Stanhope ignored my proffered hand before a +dozen of our mutual acquaintances. You hear, Millicent? I have spoken." + +"Yes, father dear, but it is such a pity about the mongoose. And I had +a new word I wanted to surprise Jack with. Christmas picture postcard +is such a mouthful, so I intended to call it a Chris-card. Don't you +think that rather neat?" + +"I do, but it is not comparable to the neatness with which you draw a +red herring across the scent. Of course, if he sends you the mongoose, +you may keep it, and write a civil note of thanks, but we can hardly +indulge in a close friendship with the nephew when the uncle cannot +find a good word to say for us." + +I was that delighted that I scraped Minkie's leg to tell her I was +underneath the table. A mongoose coming to join the family! What _is_ a +mongoose, anyhow? Has it four legs, or two? Can it fight? I must have +murmured my thoughts aloud, because the parrot gave a screech that made +Schwartz jump. + +"Go and hide in the nearest rabbit burrow, little dog," he yelled. "Run +away and bury yourself with a bone. When that mongoose turns up he'll +chase you into the next parish. Oh, Christopher! Aren't we havin' a +beano? Another rum 'ot, please, miss." + +I kept my temper. There is no use arguing with a parrot. You can't get +at him, and he has an amazing variety of language at command; but I +must state one small point in his favor; if you pay no heed to his +vulgarity, and cut out of his talk the silly bits which seem to please +people who wear clothes, he gives one a lot of useful information. He +will not say a word in a friendly way, same as I give even Tibbie the +nod if there's a mouse in the kitchen. The best plan is to sauce him, +or sneer at him. Then he flies into a rage and talks like a book. + +So, "Polly," said I, "you shouldn't strain your voice in that fashion. +It will make your feet ache." + +He knew what I meant well enough, because just then he was hanging head +downwards from his perch. He reached out and took a grip of a steel bar +in his beak, pretending he had hold of me by the neck. + +"If I were you I'd whitewash my face in the hope that the mongoose +would not recognize me after the first round," he croaked. + +"I believe you are afraid of the thing yourself." + +"Say not so, whiskers. Kiss me, mother, kiss your darling. A +full-grown mongoose will make you the sickest dog in the British Isles. +Whoop at him, Boxer! Back to him, Bendigo! O my sainted aunt, I'll +watch that snake-catcher chuck you into the lake. Nah, then, who'll +tike odds. I'll back the fee-ald. The fee-ald a powney!" + +"Evangeline," said Mam, "put the green cloth over that bird. He grows +worse daily, and I cannot make out where he learns so much cockney +slang." + +Minkie kicked me under the table. She guessed I had been teasing him. +At any rate, the parrot clearly expected to witness a first-rate set-to +when the mongoose arrived. In his own mind he had already taken a +ticket for the front row of the stalls, and I meant to oblige him with +a star turn. A mongoose may be able to catch a snake, but he must not +put on airs with a dog who killed thirty rats in one minute the last +time Farmer Hodson threshed his barley stack. + +I heard Schwartz telling Dolly that he had changed his mind and would +go to church, so at half-past ten they walked off to the village. It +was quite warm in the sun, but the air was nippy, so I gave Tib a run +across the lawn when I found her stalking a sparrow; then I went round +to see Bob. He was busy eating. I suppose a horse has to get through a +lot of hay before he fills up. Hay is dry stuff at the best. I like an +odd snack between meals myself, but the only chew worth considering is +something you can load in quickly before any other fellow has a chance +of grabbing it. + +Anyhow, when I asked Bob what a mongoose was, he was rather short, and +said he had no time for riddles, as he had been dreaming of niggers all +night. + +"Tell you what," said I, "hay makes you nervous. It must be like tea. +Cookie says--" + +Then Bob gave his horse laugh. + +"Cookie calls it 'tea,' does she?" he roared. "You give her my +compliments and ask her to draw some of that tea for me in a jug. Tib +knows where the barrel is." + +So I trotted back to Polly. + +"Look here!" I said, "tell me what a mongoose is, and I'll nick some +grapes for you." + +He was singing "Hello, my baby," but he stopped. + +"It's an ichneumon," he answered. That nettled me. + +"Anything like a cockatoo?" I asked. + +"You're a low-bred cur," he screamed, "an ignorant mongrel. You +shouldn't seek information. What you want is a ticket for the Dogs' +Home. Help! Help!" + +"Why, you hook-nosed nut-cracker, what's the good of telling anybody +that a mongoose is an ichneumon? How would you like it if I said you +were a zygodactyl?" + +He nearly had a fit. His language brought Evangeline from the attic: +she thought the house was on fire. The fact is, Minkie dug that word +out of the dictionary, and I've been waiting for an opportunity to hand +it on to Polly; now he has had it, fair between the eyes. + +I heard afterwards that if affairs were lively at Holly Lodge it +was not all peace and goodwill to men at the parish church. Grampus +had an attack of gout--a day earlier than usual--so Jack went to +Christmas service alone. He winked twice at Minkie, but she gazed at +him steadily with the only eye he could see. Dolly was entirely taken +up with her prayer-book, so Jack took careful stock of the red-haired +man with the map of Judea in his face. But a captain of hussars who has +won the D. S. O. has no reason to be ashamed of being alive, so, when +our people came through the lych gate, there was Captain Stanhope with +his hat off, smiling quite pleasantly, and wishing them the compliments +of the season. + +Of course, Mam and the Guv'nor, being gentlefolk, had to respond. +Schwartz made to walk on with Dolly, but she stopped, too, and Minkie +shook hands with Jack first of anybody. + +The old man was hardly comfortable; he nudged Mam's arm, and they would +have joined Schwartz if Jack hadn't said: + +"By the way, Mr. Grosvenor, I want to have a chat with you on a matter +of some importance. Can you spare me a few minutes now, or shall I call +later in the day?" + +Dolly blushed, and her father saw it. He stiffened a bit, just as I do +when my hair rises. + +"I am sorry, Captain Stanhope, but I fear that any exchange of +confidences between us will not only be useless but open to +misinterpretation," he said coldly. + +"Let me explain that I am running dead against my uncle's wishes in +seeking this interview," protested Jack. "Believe me, I am actuated by +the best of good feeling towards you and your family, sir." + +"I do credit that; but any discussion of the point must inflict +unnecessary pain." + +"This is really a serious matter." + +"So is everything where your uncle and I are concerned. Come on, my +dear. We cannot keep Mr. Schwartz waiting." + +The Guv'nor lifted his hat and marched away. Mam said nothing, Dolly +didn't care tuppence how her skirt draped, Minkie said that if the +frost continued there would soon be thick ice, and Schwartz grinned. +Dolly thought she would like to slap Schwartz, so she joined Minkie on +the high path above the road, where the hens have to fly when I get +after them. + +"I think it's too bad of father to snub Jack in that way," she said, +half sobbing. + +"Dad is making a mistake," agreed Minkie. "If you take my advice you +will come with me this afternoon and find out what it is Jack wants to +say." + +"How can I? Where can I see him? We can't go to the Manor House." + +"I have arranged to meet Jack at half-past two near the Four Lanes." + +"You have arranged!--" + +"Yes. While you were squinting up to find out if your hat was at the +right tilt I was watching Jack drawing a cross and 2.30 on the gravel +with his stick. I nodded, so that is all right. Are you coming?" + +Dolly was flurried. "I dunno," she murmured. "You don't understand +things, Minkie. Dad is desperately anxious that we should not offend +Mr. Schwartz, who can be either a very good friend or a dangerous +enemy. Oh, sis! What a happy world it would be if we had all the money +we want!" + +"P'raps. Schwartz is rich, and he looked happy last night, didn't he? +Jack's uncle is rolling in coin, and to-day he is nursing a foot the +size of an elephant's." + +"I am not thinking of myself, Minkie." + +"I know that. You are trying to help Dad, and he is fretting because he +has to pay a lot of money on the 10th of January." + +Dolly opened her eyes widely. + +"Who told _you_?" she cried. + +"Sh-s-s-sh. There's Mam calling. She wants us to look in at nurse's +cottage. What about Jack--quick!" + +"I'll see," whispered Dolly. + +People who play poker are a bit doubtful when they say that. If you +add the recognized fact that the woman who hesitates is lost you will +understand at once that when Minkie and I climbed over the orchard +fence at 2.15, Miss Dorothy came running after us. + +"Mam has gone upstairs, and Mr. Schwartz and father are in the library, +so I will join you in your stroll," she said, trying to keep up a +pretence. + +"Step out, then," said Minkie. "Jack will be waiting." + +He was. He saw us coming long before we reached the cross roads, and +his first words meant war. + +"Who is this fellow Schwartz?" he demanded. + +"A friend of--father's," said Dorothy. + +"Well, he is a rogue," said Jack. "I wanted to warn Mr. Grosvenor about +him this morning, but he wouldn't listen to me." + +"Oh, was that it?" and Dorothy's nose went up in the air. + +"Partly. Not all. I say, Minkie, if you take Dan into the warren you +will find a heap of rabbits. The keepers are a mile away. I told them +you were coming." + +"Then Dan can go by himself. I am far more interested in Schwartz than +Dot is. Do you know anything about ju-jus?" + +"By Jove, Minkie, you do come to the point. Why, that blessed nigger +prince is at the Manor now, plotting all sorts of mischief with my +uncle." + +"How did he get there? I suppose you met him last night?" + +"Yes. I was passing along the road when I heard Jim turn him out of +the gate, and order him not to show his black mug inside the grounds +again. I wondered what on earth a darky was doing at Dale End. Thinking +he was a Hindu, one of the natives who come to England to read up law, +I spoke to him, but as soon as we reached a lamp I saw he was a negro. +He was in awful trouble, and appeared to have been badly handled. As +soon as he discovered that I was a friend of yours--which I mean to +remain, no matter how your father and my uncle disagree--he became very +excited and appealed to me for assistance. The villagers spotted him +and began to gather, so I took him to the Manor, unfortunately." + +"Why unfortunately?" demanded Minkie. + +"Because some of the servants told my uncle he was there, and the old +boy made me bring him upstairs." + +"Well?" + +"I nearly lost my temper with both of them. It seems that Schwartz, +who was a low-down trader on the Niger, stole some sort of ju-ju, or +small fetish, belonging to the Kwantu bushmen, the most powerful tribe +in the hinterland. That was three years ago. Since then he has become +enormously wealthy, and the niggers say it is because he holds this +ju-ju, which is the luckiest thing in Africa. They, at least, have +had all sorts of plagues since they lost it, tsetse fly, smallpox, +bad rubber years, and I don't know what besides. At any rate they are +on the verge of rebellion. Their ju-ju men, or wizards, are preaching +wholesale murder of the whites. Some German traders have supplied +them with Mannlicher rifles and ammunition, and there is real danger +of a terrific mutiny. Now, I am a British officer, and I have some +experience of superstitious natives, if not of negroes, so I can quite +realize what may happen out there if the cause of disaffection is not +removed. You can hardly grasp the serious nature of the business, +Minkie, but Dorothy, being older--" + +"Can appreciate it much better, of course," said Minkie. "Yet I am +beginning to see things. Did Prince John say what would happen if the +ju-ju were restored?" + +"That is a very sensible question for a kid," observed Jack, +approvingly. "He vows that the whole affair will end the instant the +Kwantu ju-ju men receive back their fetish. He, and a few leading +bushmen, some of whom have been educated in England, remember, have +restrained the mutiny by a solemn undertaking to bring the god home +before the spring rains begin. They have offered Schwartz all the money +they can scrape together if he will only give it up, but he laughs at +them and defies them." + +"He didn't seem to laugh last night," put in Minkie. + +"Do you believe he has really lost it?" + +"Oh yes. I am quite sure of that?" and she felt in her pocket +absent-mindedly. + +"Well, I am at my wits' end to decide how to act. Prince John is +equally certain that Schwartz has recovered it. When Dan brought him +down, a small bag in which he had placed the ju-ju was knocked out of +his hand, and it must, therefore, be in Holly Lodge somewhere. The +negro is a determined man, and there is a look in his eyes which I have +seen in a Pathan's when--Well, no matter. If your father will not meet +me he will at least read a letter. Now, Minkie, it will soon be too +dark to find anything among the bushes--" + +"Rats!" cried Minkie, so sharply that I jumped, thinking she meant it. +"You've got six months' furlough, so you'll meet Dot often enough. +Please go on. What does Prince John intend to do next?" + +"He may endeavor to burgle your house. He will kill Schwartz if need +be. He will certainly kill Dan." + +Oh, _in_deed! I pricked up my ears at this. What between the nigger +and the mongoose I'm in for a lively time. Nobody is going to be happy +until I am cold meat. + +"But they will put him in gaol if he tries burglary?" said Minkie, who +was unmoved by the prospect of my early death. + +"He says that Schwartz simply dare not face him in a court of law." + +"It is our house, you know?" + +Captain Stanhope sighed perplexedly. He was a man, discussing hard +things with two girls. Minkie gave me a look as much as to say "Don't +miss a word of this," and went on: + +"Of course, one can't credit the absurd idea that a piece of wood, or +brass, or whatever it is, can bring good luck to anyone who possesses +it." + +"Our ebony acquaintance holds so strongly to the absurdity that he +will stop short of nothing in the effort to secure it. And my old +fool of an--I beg your pardon, I mean my respected uncle, is actually +plotting with him as to ways and means. He is in favor of informing +the Government, but the Kwantu gentleman says the Colonial office will +scoff at the notion. He is right there. The officials in Whitehall +always do scoff until a certain number of white men and women are +murdered, and an army corps has to be sent to exact vengeance." + +"It seems to me that the killing will begin here, probably with a white +dog--r-r-rip!" observed Minkie, stooping to dig me in the ribs. + +"Mongoose!" I yelled, but she didn't appear to take any notice. + +Illustration: Minkie took the ivory doll from her pocket and surveyed +it seriously. + +"I wouldn't write to dad if I were you," she continued. "He would +simply take sides with Schwartz. But you can write to me, if you like, +only you must not wink, nor send postcards." + +"What do you mean?" + +"Dorothy will tell you. Come on, Dan, let's have a look at the warren." + +When we were quite by ourselves Minkie took the ivory doll from her +pocket and surveyed it seriously. + +"Ju-ju," she said, "I hope you can really accomplish these wonders, +because I'm going to do things, and there will be a fearful row if I +don't succeed." + +I nearly killed twice in ten minutes, but a warren is the deuce and +all if some of the holes are not stopped and you have no ferret. When +we rejoined the others any dog could see that Dorothy had been crying. +Yet she didn't exactly look miserable, like Jim's wife looked when her +first baby died. Women are queer. Sometimes you can't tell whether they +are glad or sorry, because they weep just the same. + +The girls were dressing for dinner when a man in livery came with a +wooden box and a note for "Miss Millicent Grosvenor." + +Oh, wow and wag everlasting--it's the mongoose! + + + + +THE WHITE MAN'S WAY + + + + +CHAPTER III + +THE WHITE MAN'S WAY + +_Told by Tibbie, the Cat_ + + +As this record of events at Dale End now enters on a phase demanding +intelligence of a somewhat high order for its recital, I take up the +tale at a point where Dan becomes incoherent. I admit I was greatly +interested myself when Minkie, without waiting for Evangeline to do up +her blouse, glissaded down the stair rail and rushed the cage into the +morning-room. I had heard of mongooses from Tommy Willoughby, who lives +in our road, as he had come across them when the Colonel commanded the +Galway Blazers at Alexandria. He says they eat crocodiles' eggs, and +are therefore held in high regard by the Egyptians, and the Egyptians, +judged by their treatment of cats, are evidently a sensible race. +Yet there are no crocodiles' eggs at Dale End, fresh ones, that is, +so I pity this poor stranger if Jim or Mole catches him dining in the +hen-house. I tried a young Dorking myself once, and Jim behaved very +unfeelingly with a whip. + +Dan, of course, tore after Minkie with his mouth open, and his stump of +a tail pointing north. I crept in noiselessly, and watched proceedings +from beneath a wide and deep leather chair. I could see a thing like +a big red rat behind some wooden bars which ran down one side of a +soap box. The animal had a sharp muzzle, small paws with fairly useful +claws, and a tail that was almost the size of the remainder of its body. + +"A mongoose can fight," I reasoned, "and its huge tail shows that it +can turn quickly." Dan, naturally, took no stock of these essentials. +He was nearly beside himself with excitement, and Minkie had to grab +him with one hand while she held Captain Stanhope's letter in the other. + +"Do be quiet, Dan!" she cried, shaking him. "Tibbie, where are you?" + +"Here," I meow'd. + +"Then listen, the pair of you. Jack writes: 'Dear Minkie--I send the +mongoose. He is very tame, quite a lovable little chap. You can let him +run about the house at once if all the doors are closed. After a day or +two he can go out into the garden safely, as he will always come back +to his box if you leave it open. He is accustomed to my dogs, and there +are terriers among them, so make Dan understand that the mongoose wants +to play with him when he stands up as if he were going to box with his +fore-paws. You may have more trouble with Tib, but she will soon learn +to treat him as one of the family. For that matter, Rikki (that is his +name) can keep either of them in order if he is not taken by surprise +by reason of his friendliness with all my live stock. He will eat most +things they eat. When the frost goes, and he can hunt in the garden, he +will keep himself. Yours, Jack.' So there! Just try and behave decently +when I introduce Rikki." + +Dan's growls died away in a sort of groan. + +"I'll have that buck nigger stroking me and saying 'Good dog' next," +he muttered bitterly. And then it was all I could do to keep from +smiling when I saw Minkie open the cage and take the mongoose out, +gripping Dan tightly lest his feelings should overcome him. Will you +believe it, that queer-looking beast seemed quite pleased to see Dan! +It jumped up and licked his whiskers, and tickled his ears with its +little hands, while all poor Dan could say was "Gnar-r!" and roll his +eyes wildly to see what it was doing, Minkie's fingers being like +bits of steel. At last, grief and curiosity conquered him. He sniffed +it, and Minkie let go. The parrot, from the dining-room, guessed what +was happening, and shouted "Hark to him, Boxer! Back to him, Bendigo! +At him, boy! At him!" But it was no use. May I never have another +night out if Dan and Rikki were not having a friendly wrestle on the +hearth-rug in half a minute. + +The mongoose had quick eyes. When it rolled over in the game it saw +me. I must say it had some sense, too; it seemed to know that I was +not given to any dog-foolery, and it squared itself for battle. Dan, +thinking to show off, charged full tilt for my chair, so I determined +to take a rise out of him. I began to purr, walked straight up to him, +with my tail well aloft and the tip twiddling, and began to rub myself +against his ribs. + +You never saw a dog so taken aback. I'm sure he thought I was crazy, +and even Minkie said softly: + +"Well, I never! Is the ju-ju beginning to work already?" + +Odd, isn't it? She attributed my little joke to that chunk of ivory in +her pocket. Anyhow, the mongoose took no liberties with me. When all is +said and done, Dan and I are in one camp, and every sort of rat in the +other--but I am surprised at Dan. + +Now, parcels turn up so continuously at Christmas time that no one +else was aware of Rikki's arrival until he sat up and begged from +Mr. Schwartz while our visitor was drinking his soup. The parrot was +watching, and made a horrid noise at the right moment, just as Schwartz +looked down and saw a pair of fierce red eyes glaring at him. The +mongoose put on his best grin, which made matters worse. Schwartz +nearly overturned the dinner-table. I would never have credited six +feet of man with being in such a funk. Everybody was glad he expressed +his emotions in German--he himself more than the others when he calmed +down. Minkie nearly came in for a scolding, but the Guv'nor, who is +a real sport, was soon taken by Rikki's antics, and rather chaffed +Schwartz about his alarm. + +"That is all very well Grosvenor," said Schwartz, "but you have not +lived where poisonous spiders, centipedes, scorpions, and all sorts of +snakes come prowling into the house. I have jumped for my life far too +often to be ashamed of a momentary forgetfulness that I was in England. +Moreover, I was not aware that Millicent was forming a menagerie." + +"I hope to have a monkey soon," observed Minkie. + +"I'll take jolly good care you don't," said her father. "Monkeys are +most mischievous brutes, and they disagree with every other animal near +them. By the way, has Dan seen your new pet?" + +"Yes. They had quite a romp in the morning-room. You see I had to read +Jack's letter to both Tibbie and Dan before I introduced Rikki." + +"I wish you wouldn't allude to Captain Stanhope as 'Jack.' It argues a +familiarity which does not exist." + +"If you are speaking of the young gentleman who hailed you after +church to-day, I should say you were justified in that remark," put in +Schwartz. + +That showed the man's bad taste; but it told me something more. Since +the morning, his manner towards the Guv'nor had altered. People say +I am cruel when I play with a mouse, forgetting that I must practice +every tricky twist and sidelong spring or I shall not be able to kill +mice at all. However that may be, I can recognize the trait when I +see it in others, and Schwartz looked and talked like a man who has +another man under his thumb. Although her father may speak sharply to +Minkie at times, he very strongly resents such a liberty being taken +by an outsider. Perhaps he thought Schwartz regarded the allusion +to a monkey as a personal matter. At any rate, when the parrot told +Evangeline to go and boil her head there was a laugh, and the incident +passed. + +Of course, I knew Minkie far too well to believe that she meant to let +Schwartz say what he liked, but I did not expect her to drop such a +bombshell on the table as she produced after the pudding appeared. + +"Talking of monkeys, Mr. Schwartz," she said when there was a pause in +the conversation, "are there many in West Africa?" + +"Swarms," he replied, rather snappy, because he noticed that Minkie +gave his name the German sound, which is funnier than our English way +of saying it. + +"Do they worship them?" + +"No, they eat them." + +"Then why should they make one of their most powerful ju-jus like a +monkey?" + +I imagine that for a moment Schwartz really forgot where he was. His +eyes bulged forward, his face grew red, and big veins stood out on his +forehead. + +"What--do you--know about it?" he gasped, glaring at her as though he +wanted to run round the table and wring her neck. + +"Nothing," she answered meekly. "That is why I am asking you." + +"But you have some motive. Such a question is impossible coming from a +child. Who told you anything of a ju-ju resembling a monkey?" Schwartz +was almost shouting now, and the Old Man gave Mam an imploring glance. +Mam tried to press Minkie's toes under the table, but Minkie just +tucked her legs beneath her chair out of harm's way, and not a soul +could catch her eye, because she and Schwartz were looking straight at +each other. + +"After the affair last night I read about ju-jus and fetishism in the +Encyclopædia," she said. "That was very interesting, but I really had +in my mind what Jack--I mean Captain Stanhope--told me to-day. Prince +John assures him that if the ju-ju you took from his people is not sent +back before the spring rains there will be a rebellion in that country. +So I felt certain it must be a monkey-headed one, made of ivory, with +a little beaded skirt, as that is the most powerful ju-ju known among +the Kwantus." + +I wonder Schwartz did not leap at her there and then. His eyes +positively glittered. He exercised all his powers to regain his +self-control, but his hands shook, and there was a curious tremor in +his voice. + +"This information is, indeed, valuable to me," he said, dropping his +tone to the ordinary level again. "No, I beg of you, Grosvenor, let +Millicent continue. Do I gather that Captain Stanhope is in league with +the negro thief who made his way to my room last night?" + +"Did I say that?" inquired Minkie, smiling at Schwartz in a way that +those who knew her dreaded. + +"You implied it. Evidently your military friend enjoys Prince John's +confidence." + +"Oh, if you put it that way you are right. Prince John is staying at +the Manor House and Captain Stanhope is using his influence to keep him +quiet." + +"He told you that." + +"And I believe him." + +"Did he actually describe the ju-ju to you?" + +"No." + +"Then how are you able to hit off its appearance so exactly?" + +"Because I'm a good guesser. Isn't that so, father dear?" + +The Guv'nor didn't seem to realize that Minkie had deliberately pulled +him into the conversation. He was dreadfully upset, and he tried to +cover his confusion by tackling her on the question of disobedience. + +"I told you to have nothing further to do with the Manor House people," +he said, and his voice was very harsh and stern, "yet it is evident you +met and talked with young Stanhope to-day without my cognizance." + +"Yes. I met him near the Four Lanes. You said, father dear, that we +were not to exchange postcards and winks, and that was all." + +"You knew quite well that I meant you to cut the acquaintance entirely. +Millicent, what has come to you that you should disregard my wishes in +this way?" + +"I am very sorry, dad. I did not think I was doing wrong. I promise +now that I shall not speak to Captain Stanhope again until you give me +permission. If I had really meant to disobey you I would hardly have +told you so openly at table. My idea was that you would like to know +all about this ju-ju which Mr. Schwartz has lost, and the queer effect +it may have in causing a West African war." + +Poor Mam was nearly crying, and Dorothy's face was a study; she was +terrified lest Minkie should blurt out the fact that she, too, was at +the Four Lanes. As it happened, Minkie could not have mentioned a worse +locality. It was the Four Lanes warren which first led to the quarrel +between old Mr. Stanhope and the Guv'nor. There was a lawsuit about +the shooting rights, which ought to have gone with our estate, but Mr. +Stanhope's lawyers made out a flaw in a copyhold, whatever that may +mean, and we lost. I wonder why men invented law. If they followed our +example, and fought in the good old way, our Old Man would now own that +warren. + +There might have been more unpleasant things said had not Polly yelled +suddenly: + +"Fire! Murder! Per-lice! 'E dunno where 'e are!" + +The mongoose had just discovered that it was the parrot who was +growling nasty remarks at Evangeline because she took the nuts from the +sideboard without giving him any. Naturally, being a newcomer, Rikki +was surprised, so he had jumped on to the window-sill to have a look +at this queer bird. Minkie was told to put the mongoose in his box, as +Evangeline declared she wouldn't touch such an awful objec', not for a +million pounds. + +While Minkie was out of the room the Guv'nor tried to recover his good +humor. + +"You must not pay heed to my little girl's way of expressing herself, +Schwartz," he said. "We have rather encouraged her to be outspoken, and +she has always been remarkably intelligent. Try that port. You will +find it good, a '74, the last bottle, worse luck." + +"Here's to Holly Lodge and its owner, his wife and his charming +daughters. May we all be sitting here this time next year!" cried +Schwartz, lifting his glass and glancing at Dolly. + +It was a pleasant enough toast in its way, but again I had that feeling +under the fur that the words meant a lot more than they expressed. Dan +naturally said he saw nothing particular in them, but you will find I +was right. I noticed, too, that Schwartz drank two glasses of the wine +in quick succession, though he had declined a liqueur the previous +evening. I mentioned this to Dan, but he only growled: + +"You see a sparrow behind every bush. Schwartz is a rotter, but he is +behaving himself. Why, I have known Jim shift a quart of beer after +he had said he wasn't thirsty, just because Mam told him to get some +lemonade." + +"Have _you_ ever picked a bone after turning up your nose at a dog +biscuit?" I asked. + +"Yes, but there might have been cat in the biscuit." + +I turned my back on him. He thinks that sort of low-down humor is +clever, and he hurries away to tell Bob how he scored off me. Of +course, he made tracks to the stable the moment dinner was ended, with +the result that he missed quite a thrilling episode. + +Mam and Dorothy went to the drawing-room, but Schwartz, who was +listening intently, heard Minkie go into the morning-room, whither I +had followed her to study the mongoose at leisure. After a minute or +two, he made the excuse that he wanted to show the Guv'nor a letter +which he had left upstairs, and he came out, though I heard Poll +warbling "Kiss me and call me your darling." + +He closed the door, walked across the hall to the foot of the stairs, +and tip-toe'd back to the morning-room. Minkie looked at me, and I +looked at Minkie. + +"Now for it!" she whispered. + +Schwartz entered. He had the glint in his eyes which I feel when I have +a young thrush within range of a spring. He never turned his head, but +kept glaring at Minkie while he fumbled with the lock till the door was +shut. Then he crept, rather than walked, towards her. + +"Now, you young devil!" he hissed, "give it to me, or I'll strangle +you." + +That was the right opening; I began to feel nervous, and when I say +"nervous" I don't mean "frightened," like Evangeline is when the +villain says something of the sort in the story she reads each week in +the _Society Girl's Companion_; in fact, if she begins to wash up after +finishing the instalment she is sure to smash something. No; that is +the mistake Dan always makes. Had he been in the room during the next +few minutes he would have alarmed the house by his stupid barking, +because any one could see that Schwartz meant mischief. Certainly Dan +would have bitten him first, whereas I hid under the leather chair. +_Chacun à son gout_, as mademoiselle used to say when she saw Minkie +kissing Bob's nose--my motto is "Defence, not defiance." But the +species of nervousness I experienced was shared by Minkie. It was a +kind of spiritual exaltation, a bracing of the muscles, a tuning of the +heart-strings which carries one through a desperate crisis. + +For Schwartz was primed with wine, and maddened by the knowledge that +he had been tricked by a girl, a girl who was able to survey his mean +soul and appraise its miserable insufficiency. He thought to frighten +her by letting the beast in him peep forth at her. Even if she screamed +for protection, he counted on either securing the ju-ju or learning its +whereabouts before her father could come to her rescue. Then he would +explain that he was joking, while Minkie would receive scant sympathy +when it became known that she had kept mum as to her possession of an +article which he prized so greatly. Of course, he was sure she had the +ju-ju, and Minkie did not commit the error of pretending she did not +understand him. + +"Even if you were able to strangle me I could not give you what I have +not got," said she, very quietly, standing straight, with her hands +behind her back. I noticed that the fingers of her right hand were +lightly resting in those of her left, with thumbs crossed, and that +showed she was not going to struggle. I was somewhat surprised, because +with those wiry hands of hers I have seen her bend a stout poker +across her knee, and she could vault astride Bob's back from the ground +by taking a twist of his mane in them. She has done that several times +since she had an argument with Dolly one day last November, when she +proved that Sir Walter Scott made young Lochinvar perform a remarkable +gymnastic feat in the lines: + + So light to the croupe the fair lady he swung, + So light to the saddle before her he sprung! + +It was evident that young Lochinvar's right leg must have gone clean +over the fair lady's picture hat, so _I_ think that the poet meant +"clung"; but, anyhow, what I want to convey now is that Minkie could +have landed on Schwartz's shoulders and tapped the bald spot on his +head with one of the fire-irons at one and the same instant if she had +meant to fight. + +Her attitude seemed to me to be rather foolhardy. No matter what you +may say about the triumph of mind over matter I believe in having the +brute force side of the thesis ready for action if necessary. Schwartz, +however, thought she was afraid, which proves conclusively that he +was a man of limited ideas, even if he were rich as Croesus. He did +not believe her, though a gentleman should always pretend to believe +a lady, even though he knows she is telling a fib. His mouth opened +and he held his tongue between his teeth. He came nearer, carrying his +hands up like a hawk's talons. This was partly pantomime and partly +real. The pantomime was essential in Dale End; had Minkie been in the +Kwantu bush she might have seen more of the reality; but then, under +the latter conditions, she would have shown Schwartz a _savate_ kick +which I taught her, and he must have bitten off the end of his tongue +in learning it. One acquires a lot of capital dodges, I assure you, +when defending the top of a wall on a dark night. + +Illustration: But she stood there quite motionless. + +But she stood there, quite motionless, a slight, elegant figure in +white Surah silk, with black stockings and nice shiny shoes, on which +were a pair of her Grandmother Faulkner's paste buckles, which Mam had +just given her as a Christmas present. Her flaxen hair was tied with a +ribbon of almost the same tint, and she wore a strip of the ribbon as a +waist-belt. I wish somebody could have drawn her as she faced Schwartz, +who was well dressed, of course, but whose leering face was like the +satyr's in our garden. And he had called her a devil! Well, tastes +differ, as I have remarked previously. Being only a cat, I don't know +much about these things, but my money goes on Schwartz if there is a +prize competition for a model of old Hoof and Horns. + +I have taken my time over this part of the story to enable you to +realise the suspense, the wolfish aspect, the stealthy threatening of +Schwartz's advance towards Minkie. Obviously, the mere clock ticking +was short enough. + +"You lie!" he breathed again, so close that his wine-laden breath was +offensive to her. Then he grasped her arms, and began to pass his +coarse hands down her body. I am telling you the simple truth. He +actually searched her clothes, pressing them to her limbs to make sure +that his precious ju-ju was not secreted somewhere about her. I held +my breath, and I really had it in my mind to jump up at his staring +eyes, when I chanced to catch Minkie's contemptuous smile. Then I knew +that she had fooled Schwartz again, had, in fact, expected him to adopt +some such futile dodge, and had put the fetish in a secure hiding-place. + +Disappointment nearly drove the man off his balance. He was so enraged +that he shook her violently. + +"You _must_ give it up," he said hoarsely. "I am determined to have it, +now, this instant." + +Minkie remained quite passive. + +"If I call my father he will horsewhip you," she said coolly. + +"Give me that ju-ju," he almost whimpered, such was his fury. + +"You have satisfied yourself that I have not got it," she answered. +"Take your hands off me, or it will be bad for you. If you ever dare to +touch me again, you will never see it. If you try to behave as decently +as you know how, I may, perhaps, discuss terms." + +It was ludicrous to watch his change of attitude. From a bold lion he +became a cringing jackal. He almost wept with relief at the mention of +the word "terms." + +"Anything you like," he cried eagerly. "What do you want--money, +diamonds, anything?--but I must have it now." + +The man was crazy, talking that way to a girl just turned fourteen. Had +she been ten years older she might have listened; twenty, and she might +have closed the deal straight off. But Minkie was young enough to be +chivalrous, and she meant to make Schwartz eat mud. + +"You cannot obtain it now," she said, speaking as calmly as she does +to Mole when she wants the tennis net fixed. "You had better cool down +rapidly, because you will not see your ju-ju until New Year's Day--" + +"What!" he yelled, forgetting himself and trying to grab her again. +This time Minkie adopted tactics which I fully approved of. She sprang +back and sideways, placing my chair between Schwartz and herself. Then +she seized a heavy glass encrière. + +"One inch nearer and you receive this in the face," she said. "And I +never miss," she added, seeing that Schwartz halted. + +Of course, I had to move quickly, too; as I passed Rikki's box I saw +him gazing out with such a puzzled expression. It did not occur to me +previously that he understands Hindustani better than English, which +is a pity, as we never before have had any real excitement like this +at Holly Lodge. It was as good as a play to see Schwartz glowering at +Minkie, and estimating the effect of a two-pound inkpot if applied to +his nose with a velocity of X miles per second. Talk about motor traps +and policemen's stop watches--he made a lightning calculation I can +assure you, and it was dead against any forward movement. + +"Suppose we abandon hostilities and discuss matters reasonably," he +said, with another violent effort at self-control. "To begin with, I +can compel you to hand over my property." + +"It is not your property. You stole it. It belongs to the Kwantu tribe. +If I were to act with strict honesty, I should hand it to Prince John." + +Schwartz fell into the net like the silliest bunny that ever ran for a +hedge. He assumed instantly that Minkie could be bribed. + +"You are too young to judge of such matters," he sneered. "Moreover, I +have only to appeal to your father--" + +"You will find him in the dining-room." + +Poor Schwartz! I was beginning to pity him. Even the mongoose saw the +joke, and grinned, because we hunting animals know all about bluff--we +meet with lots of it down our way. He determined that it was advisable +to deal with Minkie herself, which was precisely what she wanted. You +see, these rich men think money will buy anything. + +"Why New Year's Day?" he asked anxiously, while I noticed that his +collar was limp with perspiration. "Why not to-night? I have plenty of +money in notes. And if more is needed, I would never dream of stopping +a cheque once it is written." + +"I cannot give you the ju-ju before this day week," said Minkie. "I +have my reasons, and I decline to state them. Nor can I tell you my +terms until two or three days have passed. But I want £50 now for +expenses. If you have not that sum with you, I can wait until to-morrow +or the day after." + +Schwartz gazed at her with amazement. He was burning to ask her a +dozen questions, but Dan came scratching and sniffing at the door, so +they might be interrupted any moment. The man dared not forego the +opportunity of clinching the bargain, yet his greed kept him back. + +"Fifty pounds!--expenses!" he protested. "Why, how much do you expect +me to pay for the thing itself?" + +"No matter," said Minkie. "I can easily get the money elsewhere." + +He knew she meant the Manor House, and that frightened him. Dan kept +scratching away, and saying: "Let me in! What's on? Bones and cleavers, +open the door!" Schwartz produced a pocketbook, and pulled out a note. + +"There!" he cried, "will that suffice?" + +It was fifty pounds all right, but Minkie did not trouble to examine it. + +"Yes," she said. "I can change it at the bank if necessary." + +"And you promise--" + +"You shall have your ju-ju on New Year's Day." + +"But I insist on learning something further as to its safety. How can +you be sure Prince John--" + +Just then Mam heard Dan damaging our best paint; she crossed the hall +and flung the door wide. + +"This wretched dog--" she began, but stopped short on seeing Schwartz +and Minkie. Schwartz swallowed something, and grinned like a death's +head. + +"This mongoose is an extraordinary creature," he said. "I have taken +quite a fancy to him...." + +He rejoined the Guv'nor, as he had the letter in his pocketbook all the +time. Dolly was playing and singing "Du, du liegst mir im Herzen," so +Mam thought she had a good chance of explaining matters to Minkie. + +"I hope you will be nice to Mr. Schwartz if he takes an interest in +your pets," she said. "You annoyed your father considerably during +dinner by your unwarrantable hostility to our guest. I am more than +surprised at you." + +"Please forgive me, mother dear. And you might tell Dad that I have +cleared away all misunderstandings between Mr. Schwartz and myself." + +"Misunderstandings, child! How can you possibly use such a word where a +gentleman is concerned of whom you have seen so little?" + +"There are some people whom one gets to know very quickly. Do you +remember the burglar whom our policeman caught as he was climbing the +rectory wall? Those two had never seen each other before, yet we met +them coming down the road arm-in-arm." + +Mam laughed. "You are always ready enough to turn a difficult +conversation when it suits your purpose. Why don't you show equal tact +in your remarks to Mr. Schwartz? I would not ask this, Millicent, if I +had not a special reason." + +"Tell me, mummy dear. Is Mr. Schwartz going to lend Dad some money?" + +"You certainly are the most amazing child!" cried Mam. "Who told you +that?" + +"No one. I just imagined it; and I will tell you why. One day last week +I saw that Dad was awfully cut up about something he read in the paper. +It was about the Kwantu Mines, Limited. I know, because I picked up the +paper in order to see what was worrying Dad." + +"But you shouldn't," said Mam, though her lips quivered a little. Now, +there is not a person alive who can be more affectionate than Minkie +with those whom she loves. I like being petted myself, so I know. She +put her arms round her mother and whispered: + +"I hope Dad and you won't fret. I am sure everything will come right in +the end. Don't you think it is a sign of something out of the common +going to happen when this black prince comes to our house, a man from +the very place which is causing Dad so much trouble?" + +While Mam searched for her handkerchief Dan muttered to me: + +"A pretty game you've been having here while I was looking after +affairs outside. What has Schwartz been up to? And what good is a cat, +anyhow?" + +That put my back up. + +"Let me tell you that if you had been in this room during the past five +minutes you would have made a beastly fool of yourself and spoiled the +finest bit of sport we've ever had," said I. + +He was so tickled with conceit that he sneezed. + +"Go away and play, pussy," he sniggered. "You me-ow while I act. Why, +I've been chasing niggers all over the place." + +That startled me. Bad as he is, Dan never lies. + +"Chasing niggers!" I cried. "Is there more of 'em?" + +"I counted no less than five," he growled, strutting about in great +style, and rather alarming the mongoose. I assure you his news so upset +me that I paid no attention to what Minkie and Mam were saying until I +heard Minkie mention Jack's name. + +"I wish you could persuade Dad to see Captain Stanhope," she said. "The +merest little note would bring him here to-morrow, and there can be no +doubt he would give Dad some very useful information." + +"Ah, my dear, if I had my way things would be different," sighed Mam; +then, feeling that discussion would do no good, she bustled out, +bidding Minkie turn the gas low and come to the drawing-room. + +Dan was bursting to get Minkie outside and let her know about the +suspicious characters who were prowling round our house, but she +wouldn't listen to him. + +"Oh, be quiet," she commanded. "I want to do a sum." + +First, she took the crisp note out of her pocket and looked to see if +it was really fifty pounds. + +"Let me reckon up," she said then. "I began yesterday with a crooked +sixpence. I gave the porter a shilling out of Schwartz's fiver for +telling me Jack arrived by the 4.20. So now I have fifty-four pounds, +nineteen shillings and sixpence. Good old ju-ju! Keep it going! I am +pretty strong in arithmetic, but if you maintain that rate of increase +until New Year's Day, I shall lose count. Anyhow, they'll want a +bigger bank at Dale End. Now, Dan, I'm ready. What is it?" + +But, before she crossed the hall, she rescued the ju-ju from its +hiding-place at the back of the grandfathers clock. + + + + +THE BLACK MAN'S WAY + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +THE BLACK MAN'S WAY + +_Told by Polly, the Parrot_ + + +You will observe that I was left in the dining-room with the Guv'nor. +Those insignificant quadrupeds, Dan and Tib, thought that I was out of +the fun. They always do think that, until they come smirking to me for +news; then they go off and backbite me behind my tail feathers. That +impudent whelp, Dan, sidled up this morning to ask me what a mongoose +was. When I was weak enough, at the mention of grapes, to tell him it +was an ichneumon, he had the cheek to call me some outlandish name +that no decent bird would dream of using. I'll make it hot for him, +see if I don't. And that yellow-eyed Tibbie, for all her dainty ways +and quiet talk, is not much better. Sometimes, when I have a bath, I +flick a few drops of water over her, and she looks at me as much as +to say: "Oh, if only I could lay a paw on you!" Yet, mark my word, +she'll be trotting in here for a chat as soon as I say a word about the +discussion between Schwartz and the Old Man. + +I have been keeping an eye on the Guv'nor recently. Between you and me, +it was he who taught me all the funny bits I know. There is nothing he +enjoys more than to hear Mam exclaim: "Dear me! How in the world does +the bird learn those vulgar songs?" It's as easy as sitting on a rail. +Some Italian ragamuffins come to Dale End occasionally with a Handel +piano--eh, what? not that sort of handle; well, you know the thing I +mean--and I pick up the tunes. When the Guv'nor hears me whistling them +he sings the words, and at the next chance I get I amaze Mam with "My +Irish Molly O" or "Why do they call me the Gibson Girl?" The Guv'nor +finds out all about these things in London. Once Minkie asked him how +he did it, and he told her he learnt them from the office-boy. I wish I +knew that boy. + +Now, it's a solemn fact that I have not added a line to my collection +during the past month. I know several new airs, and I have whistled +them regularly, but the Old Man remains silent. At first I imagined +that perhaps the office-boy had a swollen face, but soon I felt sure +my teacher had lost his spirits. Minkie noticed it, but I found it out +long before her. You see, we parrots are very wise birds, quick to +observe, and able to examine any new notion from all points of view; my +habit of looking at Dan upside down riles him far more than the silly +things I shout at him. + +Minkie, I gathered, guessed that her father was in trouble over some +Stock Exchange business, and the mention of Kwantu by Captain Stanhope +brought back to her mind the name of the mining company whose affairs, +as discussed in a newspaper, seemed to be the cause of the worry. But +it was I, the "giddy acrobat," as Dan calls me, who hit on the real +mystery, and I made even stolid Bob wild before I told him all about it +next day. + +While Schwartz was interviewing Minkie in the morning-room, the Guv'nor +sat and stared at the fire. He was smoking, but he didn't seem to +enjoy his cigar, and he had that queer look in his face which men call +despair. 'Pon my honor, I would rather be a bird than a man any day. We +feathered folk don't sigh and abandon hope when things go wrong. Why, +the commonest little sparrow in the garden would chirp his contempt if +anybody suggested to him that he should lie down and die just because +he couldn't find an insect under the first leaf he turned over. Die, +indeed! Not he! He works all the harder, and is very likely to be +rewarded by a fine fat grub under the next bush. + +It was quite evident that the Guv'nor had not realized the length of +Schwartz's absence when that gentleman reappeared. He looked up, rather +miserably, and said: + +"I am sorry to have troubled you in the matter, Schwartz. And I fear +you are having a poor time of it, what between the recital of my +difficulties and the unfortunate incident which took place last night." + +"Last night's affair will adjust itself in a day or two," answered +Schwartz, grimly, thinking, no doubt, of the £50 note he had just +tossed to Minkie. "The really important item now is this absurd +predicament of yours, Grosvenor--" + +"Don't forget that the suggestion came from you in the first instance." + +"I am well aware you asked me to let you know if there was anything +good going," said Schwartz, rather stiffly. "My friends usually follow +my judgment with satisfactory results, and I was quite certain that +this Kwantu mine was a swindle, but how was I to ascertain that this +special flotation was to be made use of for a squeeze? And you are not +the only fish struggling in the net." + +"Then the others have my sympathy. Yet it was a piece of lunacy on my +part to indulge in a heavy bear speculation in interests of which I +was utterly ignorant. I don't mind losing a hundred or two in a fair +gamble, and I have usually come out on the right side of the ledger, +but it was the worst sort of madness to sell a thousand shares in a +West African Company. Good heavens! What right has a man who is almost +a sleeping partner in a city warehouse to dabble in concerns like +that!" + +"Let me see," said Schwartz, giving his friend a quick side look as he +took a letter from his pocket, "you sold at something over par?" + +"Yes," answered the Guv'nor, still gazing at the fire. + +"And they are now at 6-1/4?" + +"Yes. Over £5,000 gone already, and the special settlement due on the +10th of next month." + +"Can you buy at that price?" + +"I suppose so. Unhappily, I am a child in these matters. I honestly +believe that my little Millicent would have avoided this trap which I +blundered into so easily." + +"Um-m," said Schwartz. + +"But surely your inquiries have not led you to expect the price to go +higher?" demanded the Guv'nor, growing almost white with misery. + +"My dear fellow," cried the other man blandly, "when you are in +the hands of unscrupulous rascals you never know when they will be +satisfied. The thing is beautifully simple. You and others have sold a +bear. You are called on to deliver your shares, which you cannot do, +for the very good reason that the market is controlled by the people +who bought all the shares offered. You have fallen among thieves. There +is no telling what price they may force things up to before they let +go." + +"Then the issue is quite plain," said the Guv'nor, rising with the air +of a man who has no more to say. "It will cripple, indeed, almost ruin +me to raise five thousand pounds. Any material advance on that amount +means bankruptcy, with goodness knows what evil results to my wife and +daughters. If there is any law in the land it should not be possible +for men to crush others in this barefaced way." + +"The law cannot help you. But sit down, Grosvenor. Let us hammer this +thing out. I have tried to ascertain the identity of the promoters, and +I have failed. Here is the letter my brokers wrote me yesterday. You +see they say that the company is registered in Jersey, and the nominal +directors are mere figure-heads. The real manipulators of the stock do +not appear on the surface--" + +"Surely you, who are so well acquainted with West Africa, can make a +tolerably accurate guess as to the people behind the scenes?" + +"If I had the slightest grounds for naming any one I should not only +tell you, Grosvenor, but I would gladly lend my personal assistance in +arranging matters." + +The Old Man read the typewritten letter which Schwartz gave him. +Of course, I did not know then what was in it, but it seemed to +substantiate Schwartz's statements. + +"Amazing thing!" he murmured. "And that I should be such a fool! I +only wanted to earn an extra hundred or so, for the sake of the girls, +to give them some little luxuries which diminishing dividends hardly +permit of, and this is the result--I find myself on the very brink of +ruin. Ah, well! Let me apologize again for--" + +"Have you any objection, then, to a full and frank discussion of the +matter with me?" + +Illustration: The Old Man read the typewritten letter which Schwartz +gave him. + +"Great Scott, no! Why do you put such a question?" + +"Please sit down, then. The ladies can spare us from the drawing-room +a little longer. Dorothy is singing, and Millicent is--er--engaged +with her new pet, while Mrs. Grosvenor will not object, I am sure, +if we smoke another cigar. Now, to come to the point. I have been +thinking matters over during the day, and I have a proposition to make +which may commend itself to you. It is no secret to you that I admire +your elder daughter very much. Were I your prospective son-in-law, +Grosvenor, I would be prepared to take your liabilities on to my own +shoulders. And let me say at once that I am not bargaining with you for +Dorothy's hand. You know that I was anxious to pay her my addresses in +Ostend, and this Kwantu business was not in existence at that time. You +gave a conditional assent to my suit then. Now I am only asking you +to exercise a little judicious parental pressure on a charming girl +who hardly knows her own mind. I am sure you will not think the less +of me because I endeavor to gain my own ends whilst coming to your +assistance." + +I whistled loudly in my surprise. I couldn't help it, but it seemed to +annoy Schwartz, who glared at me quite vindictively. The Guv'nor, of +course, paid no heed, being accustomed to my interruptions. + +"It is awfully good of you," he said slowly, "and I admit the justice +of your contention that your wish to marry Dorothy is nothing new. But +I have always held it a fixed principle, which my wife shares with me, +that parents should neither force their children to marry for money nor +withhold their consent to marriages based on love, unless the drawbacks +are out of all reason. As I understand the position, Dorothy did not +exactly refuse you at Ostend, but simply declared that she had no wish +to leave her home for some years to come?" + +"Yes. That is so." + +"Then, if I go to her now, and tell her you stipulate for her hand as a +condition for extricating me from--" + +"Forgive me," broke in Schwartz, with a certain prompt candor which did +him credit as an actor. "I don't ask that. I only want your permission +to approach her myself." + +"But you had that six months ago." + +"Yes, and I am exceedingly grateful to you. What I seek to-day is your +promise to further my request by varying your attitude from passive +approval to active support." + +He was artful, that Schwartz. The Old Man wriggled a bit, but he hardly +knew what to say. He was a thoroughbred, you see, and he hated the idea +of bartering one of his girls for five thousand pounds. Yet Schwartz +was what ladies who come to tea call "a good catch," and it was quite +true that he was after Dorothy months before anybody at Holly Lodge so +much as heard the word "Kwantu." And the Guv'nor was a proud man, too. +It was Schwartz himself who had led him to believe that it would be an +easy thing to make money by selling shares in this mine, yet Minkie +told me afterwards that he seemed to be quite surprised when her father +informed him that he had taken the "tip" and sold heavily. That was +in November, when the mine was floated, and Schwartz had been absent +in Paris until the third week in December. Now, as the German was a +millionaire, and had landed a friend in a hole by his advice, it was +reasonable enough to expect him to lend a helping hand, yet there could +be no doubt he meant to take advantage of the difficulty and compel +Dorothy to marry him to save her father. + +I saw the bearings of the game far more clearly than the Guv'nor. My +own opinion was that Schwartz was a regular scamp, and my experience of +scamps is fairly wide, as I hail from South America. You would hardly +credit the ups and downs of my life--no wonder I can take a man's +measure with fair accuracy. I began my education in an Indian village, +after discovering that a baited trap is not exactly what it looks like. +Then I went by train to Montevideo, and the things I learnt there would +make you weep if I told you even the half which the Spanish language +permits. A nigger fireman knifed my owner, a saloon-keeper, and was +one of a crowd which cleared out the bar before the patrol came. He +brought me to New York, and pawned me to an East-side crimp. I was +stolen from there, and hung outside a sixth-floor tenement until I was +sold to a bird-fancier in Eighth Avenue. He was a Dago, so I need say +no more about him. If Mam understood the least little bit of Italian +she wouldn't keep me in the house five minutes, but you bet I take a +rise out of those organ-grinders when they come touting for coppers. +Giovanni traded me for five dollars to a patriotic American named +O'Reilly, and he gave me a university course which ended suddenly by +his going to Sing-Sing, while I was seized, with the remainder of the +furniture, by another American citizen named Rosenbaum. During the +annual fire at his place I was rescued by a ship's steward, who liked +the way I talked. On the way to England he died from want of proper +liquid nourishment, and the crew would have kept me in the forecastle +if some old girl had not complained to the captain of the dreadful +language used by one of the men whenever she leaned over the forward +rail. How was I to know she could speak the tongues of the Sunny South? + +Believe me, even after I arrived at Liverpool, my adventures would fill +a book, but I have said enough to show that I was ready to appreciate a +good home when the Guv'nor found me in Leadenhall Market, and took me +to Dale End as a present to Minkie. More than that, you never really +appreciate a good home until you have had a few bad ones, and it is in +the latter that you obtain any genuine schooling in the darker side of +human nature. + +So it is obvious that I watched Schwartz with my eyes skinned. I sized +up the situation this way. Schwartz meant to press the Old Man just +a little short of breaking point, and was far more anxious to bring +about an agreement than he permitted to be seen. I was aching to give +the Guv'nor a pointer, but I couldn't, as my acquaintance with English +is peculiar, and he is not able to catch on my meaning like Minkie. If +only he had raised Schwartz before the draw, as they say in poker, his +adversary would not have been so sure of his cards. As it was, he tried +to evade the final struggle. + +"After all," he said, with a brave attempt at a smile, "this is a poor +way to spend Christmas night. Suppose we adjourn to the drawing-room +now, and try to forget for a while that mines may be bottomless pits." + +Schwartz was well content to leave it at that. + +"May I have my letter?" he said. + +The Guv'nor handed it to him, but it was not yet refolded when Minkie +burst into the room. + +"Please come, dad!" she cried. "And you, too, Mr. Schwartz! Jim says +that the house is simply surrounded by black men." + +Of course, Schwartz had no grit in him: his type of man never has. +He went pale, shook a bit, and leaned back against the table, and I +noticed that the letter fell from his fingers to the floor. After a +breathless question or two from the men as to what Jim meant by his +extraordinary statement, they all rushed out. I turned a couple of +summersaults, and was about to sing "Tell me, pretty maiden," when I +saw a sharp snout thrust inquiringly round the jamb of the door. It was +the mongoose. + +"Welcome, little stranger," I said, but he didn't seem to grasp idioms +quickly, so I gave him the only chunk of Hindustani I possess. + +"Jao! you soor-ka-butcha," I shouted. One of my sailor friends says +that is a polite way of asking after another gentleman's health, but +the mongoose looked up at me and wanted to know (in proper animalese) +why I was calling him names. + +"I didn't," I said. + +"But you did," he retorted. + +"Well, I didn't mean to. I thought that when the first mate said that +to a lascar he meant 'Wot oh, 'ow's yer pore feet?'" + +"You shouldn't use words you don't understand," said Rikki, quite sharp. + +"Keep your wool on; you'll need it before the frost breaks. What's this +I hear about niggers outside? Are they after the fowls?" + +"Dan says they want to kidnap Schwartz." + +"Look here, young fuzzy-wuzzy, not so free with your 'Dan' and +'Schwartz.' You haven't joined the Gang until I pass you. Just try to +remember that. Nice thing! You'll be addressing me as 'Poll' next, I +suppose? Now, if you want to make yourself useful, pick up that piece +of paper on the carpet near the leg of the table, and carry it into +your cage. Mind you don't eat it. Miss Millicent may want it." + +"Is that Minkie?" + +"There you go again. 'Minkie,' indeed, and you not two hours in the +house!" + +"Sorry." + +"Well, if you behave yourself properly I'll forgive you this time. +Before you go, kindly pass those nuts from the sideboard." + +"What kind of nuts are they?" said Rikki, thoughtfully. + +"Brazil. They're rank poison for mongooses." + +"Oh." He leaped up and gazed at the dish. "Shabàsh!" he said, cracking +one. "They're good eating." + +"I'll shabàsh you," I screamed. "Help! Thieves! Hi, hi, hi! Oh, mother, +look at Dick!" + +"What's the row now?" demanded Tib, trotting in from the hall. + +"Tib, if you love me, chase that red-haired vagabond away from my +nuts," I implored her. + +"Oh, it's always the same old song with you," she grinned. "Any one +would think you were being murdered. Rikki is really doing you a good +turn, Poll. Too many nuts are bad for you. Evangeline said so." + +Ingratitood, thy name is cat! I fairly boiled over. I even called +Evangeline such things that she came running in with a stick. And, of +course, she never saw that cunning fox, Rikki. He sneaked out while she +was beating me, but he took the letter with him, and I wouldn't be the +least bit astonished if he told Minkie he had done it off his own bat. + +Exactly why Minkie brought the Guv'nor and Schwartz out of the +dining-room in such a whirl I never discovered. She would have told +me in a minute if I had thought of asking her, but things happened +at such a rate during the next few days that I had plenty to do to +keep track of current events without bothering my head over ancient +history. I fancy she disturbed their conversation purposely. She knew +Schwartz was in a desperate mood, and would endeavor to force her +father to serve his ends. Mam's statement, too, backed up by Dorothy's +hints and the plain tale she had read in the newspaper, gave her an +all-round glimpse of the facts concerning Kwantus, and Dan was quite +right when he said that Minkie had invoked the ju-ju's aid in a plan +for the undoing of Schwartz. She told us what it was when we all met in +the stable on Boxing Day, but, of course, you will excuse me for not +mentioning it yet. To be candid, I daren't. We renewed the vow of the +Gang in solemn state, and Rikki was sworn in as a new member at the +same time. He was admitted thus promptly on account of his services +with regard to that letter, which was a jolly sight more important than +it sounded, and I must say he behaved rather handsomely, because he not +only gave me full credit for the suggestion that he should nab it, but +he told me privately he was sorry about those nuts. + +Our vow is a jolly serious affair. We bind ourselves to be loyal to +the Gang "by hoof and claw, by beak and tooth, in air, on earth, and +in water." Each member pledges himself or herself to "sink all private +feud the instant any other member is threatened by an external enemy, +whether with two, three, or four legs." We also promise to be loyal to +our leader Minkie, and to protect and help all inmates of Holly Lodge, +and, in token of fealty and allegiance, each of us has to hold up a +foot or claw. + +Dan, naturally, tried to be clever, and suggested that the words "or +itself" should be inserted after the word "herself," on the ground +that no one knew the sex of a zygodactyl; he could not meet my eye, +and pretended to snigger, but Minkie told him not to be rude. It +may surprise some people to hear that we made common cause against +three-legged adversaries, but that is easily explained. One day last +summer, while Jim was washing Bob in the yard, and Dan was routing +among some plant pots for a rat, a travelling menagerie passed our +house, and a kangaroo leaped over the garden wall and landed in the +midst of us. My cage was slung to the walnut tree, and I was so scared +that I fell from my perch. Dan, with all his faults, is certainly a +courageous beast, because he sprang at the stranger, and received a +kick that knocked him clean over the cucumber frame. Jim fell into +the pail, but Bob whisked round and gave the kangaroo a postman's +double tap on the ribs that sent him flying back to his caravan. Dan, +who was furious, alleged that the beast used his tail as a leg, and +never touched the ground with his fore-legs at all. Jim bore out his +statement, so the vow brought in the three-legged variety, to make sure. + +I asked if Evangeline were included in the word "inmates," and Minkie +said it was a frivolous question. I quite agree with her. Holly Lodge +isn't a lunatic asylum. + +Yet any outsider might be pardoned the mistake if he heard our +light-headed housemaid telling Cookie the things she saw when she went +to the post, just before she beat me with a cane. _I_ know that post. +It is a gate-post, and it has a young man leaning against it. + +"Fust one nigger kem past, an' his eyes rolled something 'orrible," +she said. "Then two kem from the hoppo-site direction, an' their eyes +rolled wuss nor the other's. 'Tell you wot, Lena,' Bill said to me, 'I +don't like this. I'm for 'ome,' and he left me standin' there, with all +those orful blacks prowlin' round like lions. Did you ever 'ear of such +a thing? I'm finished with Bill; I wouldn't look at him again not if he +had twenty milk-walks. I ran for my life, an' found Jim. He whistled +Dan, an' it did me good to see the way that dorg began to clear the +road, but Jim called him orf, 'cause he says a nigger has as much right +to live as any other sort of man, and those fellows were a-behavin' of +themselves. That's as may be; if there's much more of these goin's on +'ere I give my month's notice." + +What do you think of that for a School Board education? If I couldn't +talk better than Evangeline I'd borrow some black-lead and set up as a +jack daw. + +It seems that the Old Man and Schwartz did not come across any negroes. +Probably Dan had frightened them, if Prince John had told his friends +what sort of a Rugger tackle Dan could put up. But Minkie is sharp, +dreadful sharp. The moment I mentioned Jim's remark to Evangeline, +she fastened on to it instantly. Jim was washing the victoria in the +coach-house, and she went straight to him. + +"When did you last meet Prince John?" she inquired, planting her +feet well apart, and holding her hands behind her back. She wore her +blue serge that morning, and had a beaver hat set well clear of her +forehead. As the weather was cold, though fine, she had tight-fitting +brown gaiters over her strong boots, and she looked fit for any game +that might present itself. + +Jim shuffled from one foot to the other, and scratched the tip of his +ear. + +"I don't exactly remember, miss," he said. + +"Take time, James. There is no hurry. Just think." + +"Well, it might ha' bin at the Marquis o' Granby; yesterday after tea." + +"And what did he say?" + +"He said it was a powerful shame a furriner should come to a British +colony an' steal a thing which a lot o' pore blacks thought more of +than anybody could imagine." + +"And then he paid for another round of beer?" + +"Well, miss, if you put it that way--" + +"And he asked you to search for his black bag, and particularly for a +little ivory doll which was inside it?" + +"Why, _you_ must ha' bin talkin' to him, too, miss!" + +"No, James. I'm just guessing. What did you say to him?" + +"I didn't see any harm in tellin' him that there was no sich thing +anywheres in our grounds, an' Evangeline is sure it isn't in Mr. +Schwartz's bedroom." + +"Do you think it quite right, James, to go to the Marquis o' Granby and +discuss our affairs with a negro in a public bar?" + +"You'll pardon me, miss, but that ain't a fair way of puttin' it. This +prince chap an' the rest of us had a rough an' tumble on Christmas +Eve, an' I slung him out of the front gate all fair an' square. It was +a perfectly nateral thing to meet 'im afterwards an' 'ave a friendly +chat over a pint." + +"All right. The matter remains between you and me. But I want you to +promise that if Prince John, or any other negro, approaches you again, +and tries to get information, you will tell me everything at the first +opportunity." + +"Of course, miss, I promise that. You can't think I would go agin the +people in Holly Lodge, can you?" + +Applause from the stable. Even Rikki joined in with his squeak, though +he could hardly make out what Jim was saying. Nevertheless, Minkie had +not finished with our unhappy groom yet. I was glad to hear Jim getting +it. He grumbles every time he puts fresh sand in my cage. + +"Did you arrange to meet him to-day?" she demanded. + +"Yes, miss," he said. + +"When and where?" + +"Well, I said as 'ow the carriage might not be wanted after five, an' I +would walk to the other side of the green, when there would not be so +many people about." + +"And what were you to tell him?" + +"Well, just any gossip that was goin', especially about Mr. Schwartz." + +"And how much did he promise to give you?" + +Jim looked rather sheepish. His skin is the color of a brick, but I +fancy he took on a beet-root tinge. + +"I believe a sovereign was mentioned, miss," he admitted. + +"Here is your sovereign, James. Please oblige me by not meeting Prince +John to-night." + +"Oh, I can't take it. I really can't; not from you, Miss Millicent. +Why, I could never look you in the face again." + +"Take it, please. It is not my money. You know very well that I have +no sovereigns to give away. And, when you meet the prince, I want you +to tell him plainly that you must not hold any further conversation +with him. If my father knew of yesterday's talk he would be exceedingly +angry." + +"I thought that already, miss. Blest if I can imagine how _you_ found +out so much." + +I laughed. I was the only member of the Gang, except Minkie, who saw +how important was Evangeline's yarn to Cookie. Dan was very sore about +what he called Jim's treachery, but Bob told him not to be a fool. +"When the beer is in the wit is out," he said, and Bob ought to know, +as he soaked up gallons of it while the Guv'nor and Mam and Dorothy +were in Ostend last summer. + +All that day there was electricity in the atmosphere. Tibbie said she +felt it in her fur. Everybody in the village could speak of nothing +else but the extraordinary collection of negroes who had invaded what +the guidebook calls "a peaceful retreat." At last, even the local +policeman became aware that something unusual was taking place, and he +strolled majestically up our drive to make inquiries. + +The Guv'nor met him, and said Mr. Schwartz's presence accounted for the +sudden access of color to the landscape. + +"My friend has large interests in West Africa," he explained, "and +the mere fact that he is staying at Dale End has drawn to this +neighborhood many natives who are at present residing in England." + +"From information received," quoth Robert, "I have reason to believe, +sir, that a larceny on your premises is intended by some of these +blacks." + +"Nonsense! That story has arisen owing to one of them's thrusting +himself in here on Christmas Eve." + +Schwartz asked the Old Man to head off any police interference in that +way. So the law marched back to the village and took off its belt. Yet +every man, woman, and child in Dale End resembled so many full soda +syphons: the moment you touched them they spurted bubbles, and all +the gas that escaped was chat concerning our sable visitors. It soon +became known that there were three negroes staying at the Manor, and +four at the Marquis o' Granby. They had plenty of money, which they +spent freely; but there could not be the slightest doubt that they were +hostile to us at Holly Lodge, and the maids at the Marquis o' Granby +spread the story that the blacks had some awful-looking choppers among +their luggage. From the description I recognized these as machetes. + +When Schwartz accompanied Dorothy to her old nurse's cottage during the +afternoon, some idiot told two negroes who were standing at the door +of the inn that the millionaire was just walking across the green with +Miss Grosvenor. The black men muttered something, rolled their eyes in +a manner that would have given Evangeline hysterics, and dogged the +couple all the way back to our place. + +That started a rumor of attempted murder which set the village in an +uproar, and there was some danger of an attack on the strangers until +P. C. Banks gave his personal assurance that Mr. Grosvenor himself had +said the negroes were perfectly harmless. Altogether, Boxing Day was +lively. I began to think of old times in South America, when we had a +revolution every twenty-four hours, and I used to ask the baker each +morning, "Who is President to-day?" + +But the night passed without any special incident. I had a few words +with the mongoose after dinner because I chanced to call him "Mickey" +instead of "Rikki," and Dan and Tib had a spar about some cutlet bones; +such breezes, however, are not uncommon in the best families, and, in +distinct contrast with us, harmony reigned in the drawing-room, where +Schwartz made himself agreeable to all parties, even to Minkie. + +Picture to yourself, then, the terrific excitement which sprang up next +day at luncheon-time when Minkie was missing! I first heard of it from +Dan, who rushed in and yelped: + +"Have you seen Minkie anywhere?" + +"Yes," said I, breathlessly. + +"Where?" + +"Here." + +"When?" + +"At breakfast." + +"Goose!" he hissed, and ran out again. + +Of course, I was only taking a rise out of him. I had no notion that +his search was serious until I heard Mam weeping when the Guv'nor came +back after driving all round the village, and calling at every house he +could think of. + +"Oh, Tom," she sobbed, crying as if her heart would break, "if any +harm has befallen our darling I shall not survive it." + +"Why do you take such a gloomy view of a trivial absence from home?" he +asked, though his voice did not bear out the carelessness of his words. +"You know well enough what an extraordinary child Millicent is. We can +never tell what queer thing she may be doing." + +Mam was not to be comforted in that way. + +"Millicent has always asked permission if she wished to be away at meal +time, and Dandy is not with her. I would not be so frightened if the +dog had gone, too. Tom, what shall we do if she is not home before it +is dark? I shall go mad." + +Dorothy was weeping also, and I heard Evangeline snivel something +about them there black villains as was up to no good, she was sure. +That was the worst thing she could have said. Mam simply refused to +remain in the house when the light failed. She was going to ask Captain +Stanhope's help, she declared. He knew a good deal about these negroes, +and she was certain he would move heaven and earth to discover Minkie's +whereabouts, because he loved the child as if she were his own sister. + +The Guv'nor saw that Mam was not fit to venture out, so he persuaded +her to let him go to the Manor and see Jack. Schwartz, who was really +beside himself with anxiety, tried hard to console Mam and Dorothy +during the Guv'nor's absence, though he personally was in a fine pickle +which they knew nothing of. + +He was afraid Minkie had been attacked, either on account of the ju-ju +or the money he had given her, but he simply dared not say anything +about his suspicions. At last, after an hour that had a thousand +minutes, the Guv'nor returned. Mam saw by her first glance at his face +that he brought bad news. She gave a deep sigh, and fainted clean away. + +I heard Bob telling Dan something outside, but I was forced to +listen to what the Guv'nor was saying to Schwartz, while Dorothy and +Evangeline and Cookie were trying to revive Mam. + +"It's a bad business, I fear," he whispered, holding on to the back +of a chair like a man who thinks he may fall. "I met Stanhope and +his uncle at the Manor, and even the older Stanhope was aghast when +I told him my errand. It was the first they had heard of Minkie's +disappearance, and Jack is now procuring the arrest of every negro in +Dale End." + +"I would like to burn them alive," broke in Schwartz, and he meant it, +too, for he was on the rack. + +"But that is not all," went on the Old Man hoarsely. "My poor little +girl was seen talking to one of these devils last evening, at dusk, at +the further end of the green. And to-day, the moment the Bank was open, +she changed a fifty-pound note. There can be no doubt about it. The +manager himself told me. Of course, he thought the money was mine. God +in heaven! what does it all mean, and what has become of her?" + +Schwartz sat down, and bent his head. He gave it up. He didn't know +what to do. Neither did I. I was acquainted with Minkie's plan, but, so +far as I could see, it had nothing in it which was likely to keep her +away from home. + +No wonder people in Dale End called that a Black Christmas. It was +nearly being a fiery one also, because others in the village shared +Schwartz's idea, and it was actually proposed that the police-station +should be burnt down and the negroes roasted inside it. Isn't there a +proverb about scratching a Russian and finding a Tartar? Well, to my +thinking, you will not find such a world of difference between Surrey +and Alabama when a black man is suspected of doing away with a white +girl. + +And our Minkie, too! Oh, look here, I'm off into the Latin tongues. +I can't express my feelings in pure Anglo-Saxon. Give me a torch and +a bucket of tar; I'll find the feathers! _Saperlotte!_ What was it +Giovanni used to say? + + + + +THE UNDOING OF SCHWARTZ + + + + +CHAPTER V + +THE UNDOING OF SCHWARTZ + +_Told by Minkie_ + + +I suppose it was very wrong of me to leave home without warning. Mam +says that if I had told her what I meant to do she would have been +spared all anxiety. Of course, Mam means that _now_; my own private +impression is that all sorts of objections might have occurred to her +_then_; and any interference with my plan might have upset things +altogether. However, if I tell the story in my own way, you will see I +had several good reasons for acting as I did. One of my copy-books had +a head-line: "It is a dangerous yet true axiom that the end justifies +the means," and I never understood that sentence until I read in a +paper how a clever little boy had extinguished a fire in a bedroom by +pulling a plug out of the cistern in an attic overhead. Had there been +no fire, that clever little boy would have got spanked. See? + +And there was no time to be lost. Seven powerful negroes had not come +to Dale End for amusement. They meant mischief. Without going so far as +killing us all in our beds, they could easily have attacked the house +and held us up, as they say in America, until the ju-ju was found. They +were not afraid of the law; six of them were ready to go to prison +provided the seventh got clear away with their funny little god. And +what would Mam have thought then? And Evangeline? And what would Polly +have said? + +Jim, too, was in league with our own maids to search everywhere for the +ju-ju. Isn't it odd that you can't trust your fellow-mortals? Dan, or +Bob, or Tib would die sooner than play the sneak; even that sarcastic +old parrot would never betray the Gang, and little Rikki, though he is +a newcomer, is with us tooth and nail. Anyhow, what between Schwartz +and the servants inside, and Prince John and his tribesman outside, I +made up my mind to act a bit sooner than I intended. Perhaps the ju-ju +egged me on also. You never can tell. The mysteries of fetish-worship +are beyond me. + +Of course, _I_ kept Jim's appointment with the African Prince. It was +nearly dark when I crossed the green, and there were four negroes +standing in the road near the Manor gate. They were all much of a size, +and I thought I should not be able to recognize the man who came to +our house. But I spotted him at once. There must be something in being +born a ruler, even a savage one. Prince John was quite different to +the others in his manners and appearance. I was sorry he wore English +clothes. It would have been fine if he were stalking about in feathers +and a leopard skin, though I expect, poor fellow, he would have caught +his death of cold. + +The four paid no heed to me until I stopped and said "Hello!" + +That made them look at me, and Prince John said: "Have you a message +for me?" + +He thought I was some girl from the village, but I quickly put him +right on that point. + +"Yes," I answered. "Come here. I wish to speak to you alone." + +Then he knew me, as he had heard me talking to Dad on our way from the +station in the victoria. He advanced a few steps. + +"Oh," he said, "one of Mr. Grosvenor's daughters? I remember. My ankle +is still stiff where you held it. You must have strong hands, for a +child. Now, what can I do for you? Have you brought me what I seek?" + +He spoke as if he were a king, not a bit like the affected drawl of our +local M.P. when he opens a bazaar, but it was necessary that I should +make him jump, so I replied, rather off-handedly: + +"It all depends on the price you are willing to pay." + +That fetched him like a shot. He came quite close and looked down at me +eagerly. I could see the whites of his eyes, and they reminded me of a +pollywog, but I kept a straight face. + +"Do you mean to say you have found a bit of carved ivory, with a +monkey's head and a little beaded skirt? If so, girl, give it to me, +and I will reward you with a handful of gold," he cried. + +"I have not got your ju-ju in my possession at this moment," I said, +speaking slowly, and watching him as intently as Dan watches the mouth +of a burrow when he hears the rabbits squeaking at the sight of a +ferret. "But I am fairly certain I can lay my hand on it, on terms." + +"Terms! Anything you ask! What is your price? Take me with you now--" + +"Not so fast, Prince John," said I, drawing away a foot or so--because +a negro does look rather horrid when you are too near him, although he +may only be showing animation, which, in his case, means teeth--"there +is nothing to be gained by hurry. You can't have your ju-ju to-night, +but you may have it to-morrow night, provided you are willing to pay my +father exactly half the sum you offered Mr. Schwartz." + +My heart beat a trifle faster when the words were out. Jack did not +mention the amount. It might have been a few hundred pounds, or several +thousands. I imagined it was a tolerably large figure, or Schwartz +would not have been so ready to hand me fifty pounds for the mere +expenses. + +Prince John did not hesitate a second. + +"I agree," he cried, "yet surely Mr. Grosvenor has not sent _you_ to +arrange such an important matter with _me_!" + +He might have been his own ju-ju addressing a black-beetle, or Lord +Kitchener talking to a tin soldier, but I didn't budge another inch. +What I wanted to know was the price. So I made him jump again. + +"Mr. Grosvenor knows nothing whatever about it," I said. "This affair +is absolutely between you and me, and must remain so until you bring +the money to our house to-morrow evening." + +"Do I understand that the ju-ju is in your hands, that no one else is +aware of the fact, and that you alone are in treaty with me for its +restoration?" + +I caught the change in his voice. If I hadn't a well-trained ear I +could never distinguish the various shades of meaning in the speech +of other members of the Gang, because they really don't use words, +you know, but just sounds which tell me what they want to say. After +all, that is talking, in a sense. And his prince-ship forgot he was +in Surrey. Perhaps, like me, when I read an exciting book, he fancied +himself far away, in a land where a big yellow river gurgles through a +swamp all dark with trees, and a hundred thousand black men were ready +to do anything he commanded. Anyhow, _I_ wasn't black. + +"You have stated the facts," I answered coolly. + +"But isn't it somewhat daring? Are you not afraid? You are a small +English girl, and we are big, strong Africans. You are taking a great +risk, eh?" + +Again he came nearer, but I stood my ground, though he could not tell +that my nails were digging into the palms of my hands. + +"I am English, of course, though not so small," I said, "and I am so +perfectly well aware you are an African that I have arranged for your +ju-ju to be burnt to ashes unless I am home at six o'clock." + +_Parbleu!_ as mademoiselle used to forbid me to say, though it only +means "By blue!" he altered his tune mighty sharp, or it would be more +correct to put it that he came back with a flop from the Upper Niger to +Dale End. + +"It is very extraordinary," he muttered, "but I cannot bring myself to +disbelieve you. Captain Stanhope said that if you were friendly to us, +something might be done. I accept your proposal. Hand over my property +and I, in return, will hand your father five thousand pounds." + +There! It was out. You know what it is like when you wade into the sea +and take your first header through a curling breaker. That is how I +felt. Something buzzed in my ears, but I was determined to keep control +over my voice. + +"In notes?" I managed to say. + +"Certainly. One does not carry such sums in gold. I have the money +here; I was prepared, as you are aware, to pay Mr. Schwartz twice as +much. But what guarantee have I that you will not sell the ju-ju to him +for a higher amount?" + +"You have my word, and the knowledge that I came to you of my own free +will." + +"Your groom told you I would be here?" + +"Yes." + +"Well, I trust you. What time shall I come to your house?" + +"At nine o'clock." + +"I warn you I am in no mood to be tricked in this matter. You see those +men there?" and he glanced over his shoulder towards the other negroes. +"They will face death cheerfully to gain our common object." + +"You may rely on what I have said." + +"Thank you. Yet it is amazing, quite amazing." + +I thought so, too. But I wanted some information, and I had to hurry, +as it was growing late. + +"Your people are Kwantus, aren't they? Have you ever heard of the +Kwantu mine?" + +"Of course I have. It is in my kingdom. Schwartz owns it, the thief." + +Well, I never! I did gasp a bit at that. + +"Are you sure?" I was forced to say. + +"Who should know better than I? It is the best mine in West Africa. +The price of the shares shows that its value is appreciated by others, +though I cannot understand how so much is known in England about it, as +it has hardly been opened up. Schwartz obtained the concession solely +because we hoped he would give us back our ju-ju." + +Yet I had in my pocket a letter from some Stock Exchange people to +Schwartz himself, telling him they could not ascertain the name of the +real owner! That was the letter Rikki secured at Polly's bidding, and +hid in his cage. + +Somehow, it seemed to prove that Schwartz was really the bad man +Prince John made him out to be. I did not quite grasp the meaning of +it all, though I was sure that dear old Dad was being swindled, but +with fifty-three pounds nineteen and sixpence in my pocket, and five +thousand pounds as good as paid to father, and the ju-ju safe in the +scullery copper, where Evangeline would light a fire after supper, +it would be queer if I failed to bring Schwartz to reason. Besides, +I meant to secure the assistance of an older head than mine, as this +company business rather bothered me, and I was too young to be well up +in "squeezes." + +My new friend lifted his hat with a grand air when I said "Good night." +I walked away quietly, and I heard such a hubbub of strange talk when +Prince John rejoined his companions. + +I met two other negroes on the road across the green. I fancied they +were watching the turning to the railway station to make sure that +Schwartz did not leave Holly Lodge without their knowledge. At any +rate, I determined to take no risks next morning, as it was more than +probable Prince John would tell his confederates of the new power +behind the ju-ju. + +That night, in my locked bedroom, I examined the little idol very +carefully. It was roughly carved; the ivory was yellow with age, and +covered with tiny cracks, which looked like a net of fine hair. The +skirt was made of a sort of hemp, plaited together, with a small +colored bead between each knot. It was just a strip of beaded cloth, +which lapped over at the joint, and was held in position by a piece of +string. The beads differed from any I had ever seen, but I was almost +certain the monkey's eyes were emeralds, but not good ones, as Mam has +a nice emerald and diamond ring, so I know. + +I don't mind telling you now that I was half afraid of the thing. It +seemed to be quite absurd that so many grown men should be willing to +kill each other for its ownership. One might imagine a baby crying for +it, because babies always prefer the most disreputable wooden horse +or dirtiest rag doll, but it made one's hair tingle to think of war, +and money, and good or bad fortune for goodness knows how many people, +depending on the whereabouts of this eight-inch piece of tusk. Worst +of all, I was beginning to believe in it. It seemed to squint at me in +a chummy way with its wicked little eyes. Before I so much as heard of +its existence or knew its name it brought me luck, just because it was +lying in Schwartz's portmanteau in the carriage. You will remember I +touched Schwartz for five pounds in five minutes on Christmas Eve. On +Christmas Day I got fifty out of him, and now Prince John was ready to +give me five thousand. I couldn't help wondering if it would keep up +the pace, and add another nought each day I held it. + +And that made me feel rather horrid, so I stuffed it out of sight under +the bolster, and said my prayers; then the creeps passed away, and I +fell asleep. + +There was a sunshiny frost when I awoke, and every tree and shrub in +the garden was decked with sparkling gems. Evangeline seemed to be +annoyed when I unlocked the door. + +"Nice thing," she said, "makin' me bump me nose in that fashion!" + +Dan came in with her, and I found that she had clattered along with +the hot water without looking where she was going. Of course, the door +didn't yield as usual, so her head struck the panel. + +Dan and I laughed, and Evangeline rubbed her nose with a black finger. +Then we laughed some more, and Evangeline looked at herself in the +glass. + +"We'll all be niggers in this house soon," she declared in a rage, and +slammed out. + +"Well, what's the game to-day?" said Dan, sitting on his tail. + +"Nothing more than yesterday," I answered. + +"I told the parrot that, but the blessed bird is swinging on his perch +and roaring something about another revolution." + +"What does he mean?" + +"He's talking Spanish, I believe. The few words I could make sense of +showed that he regarded last night's general contentment as the calm +before the storm." + +"Dan," said I, "you are only two years old. Polly is twenty, at the +least. If you count up you will find that he is ten times wiser than +you." + +Dan looked at me suspiciously. After thinking for a minute or two and +scratching hard on the back of his head, he got me to let him out. +When I came down to breakfast I discovered him listening to Polly, who +was singing extracts from the latest musical comedies. The instant +I appeared Polly became silent. He clung to the wires sideways, and +watched me steadily, first with one eye and then with the other. Even +Tibbie sat blinking at me from the hearth-rug, and when I went round +to the stable, dear old Bob turned in his stall and stared at me +solemnly. Talk about a ju-ju, the Gang can read my very thoughts! + +Illustration: My first call was at a jeweller's in Piccadilly. + +Dan and Tibbie and Rikki began to follow at my heels, and it grieved +me very much to be compelled to shut them up in the coach-house. But +I had to do it. I put on my beaver hat and an astrachan jacket, went +out through the front gate, doubled down the paddock, crossed the fir +plantation, and made my way by a field path to Breckonhurst, the next +station to Dale End. I took a return ticket to London, remained in the +waiting-room until a train came in, and then popped quickly into the +nearest empty carriage. At Waterloo I sat in the train until the other +passengers had quitted the platform. After that, I took my chance of +not being recognized. + +My first call was at a jeweller's in Piccadilly. I showed him the +ju-ju, and asked him what the beads were. He screwed a funny-shaped +glass into his right eye and examined them. + +"They are different varieties of chalcedony," he said. "There are +agates, carnelians, cat's eyes, onyx, sards, and three kinds of flints +in this collection." + +"Good gracious!" said I. + +"What is it?" he asked, looking curiously at the idol. + +"A jou-jou," I answered, blessing mademoiselle inwardly. + +The man didn't speak French, so I told him _jou-jou_ meant "toy," and +that satisfied him. We had some more talk, and I am sure I surprised +him, but he was very civil, and took no end of trouble to discover an +address I wanted. It turned out to be a little street off Tottenham +Court Road. I drove there in a hansom, remained ten minutes, and hired +the same cab back to the West-end. The cabman wanted to charge me four +shillings, but I gave him half-a-crown and looked for his number. + +"S'elp me!" he cried, "wot's things a-comin' to?" And, with that, he +whipped his poor horse into a canter, which is the nasty, vindictive +way that sort of man has of expressing his feelings. + +Then I had a real slice of luck. I met Mr. Warden, my father's +solicitor, just coming out of his office. He was quite taken aback at +seeing me, especially when he found that Dad or Mam was not with me, +and my good fortune was that had I been a few seconds later I should +have missed him, as he was going to join Mrs. Warden in Brighton, +having simply run up to town for an hour to glance at his letters. I +was sorry for Mrs. Warden, but I had to keep him. + +Although he was a lawyer, and a very smart one, Dad says, he did open +his eyes wide when I got fairly started with my story. I told him +everything, or nearly everything, and the only bits that puzzled him +were my references to Dan, or Bob, or Tib. As for what the parrot +said, or Rikki did, he was too polite to smile, but he kept balancing +his gold-rimmed spectacles on his nose, and pressing the tips of his +fingers together, until I thought it best not to mention the Gang any +more, because they seemed to bother him. + +But, oh my, didn't he look serious when I showed him the letter from +Schwartz's brokers, and told him about the "squeeze" in Kwantus! He +asked me if I knew what paper I got my information from, and I said +"yes," so he tinkled a little bell and sent a clerk to buy a copy in +Fleet-street. I was not sure about the date, but the clerk, who was +such a nice boy, said he could search the file. + +By the time I had finished, the clerk returned with the newspaper. Mr. +Warden changed his spectacles, and said "Hum" and "Ha" several times +while he was reading the paragraph. Then he put on the gold ones again, +and gazed at me. + +"You are a very remarkable girl, Millicent," he said. + +"I suppose my story sounds odd," I answered, "but it all happened +exactly as I have told you, and there is hardly anything that takes +place in Dale End which the Gang cannot form a reliable opinion about." + +"The Gang?" he repeated. + +"I beg your pardon, I meant my animal friends, but, of course, you +don't quite believe in them." + +"I believe that you talk to them, and thus teach yourself to express +your views very clearly. At any rate, we can let that pass. May I see +this phenomenon of a ju-ju?" + +I smiled, because I was expecting him to say that. + +"If you don't mind," I explained, "I would rather show it to you in the +train this evening." + +"This evening? Are we not going to Dale End at once?" + +"I shall not be ready until nearly six o'clock. I have a lot of things +to do. Are you quite sure you will meet me at the station?" + +He was positive, he said, but he was distressed at the notion that I +should be hours and hours alone in London, so the nice young clerk was +ordered to take care of me. I led him rather a dance, and the way I +spent Schwartz's gold seemed to give him a pain. Mr. Warden promised to +telegraph to Mam to tell her I was quite safe, and that we should both +be home about seven, but he was so astounded by my adventures that he +wrote Southend in place of Dale End, and the telegram reached us in a +letter two days later, with Mr. Warden's apologies. Do you know, I am +convinced the ju-ju had something to do with that. If Schwartz had +heard who Mr. Warden was, he might have smelt a rat. And isn't it odd, +as Bob pointed out, that Southend should come after West-end, and Dale +End, and Ostend and Mile End? + +The clerk and I had lunch and tea together and he insisted on paying, +though I had ever so much more money in my pocket than he. By the time +we reached Waterloo he looked rather tired, because we took no more +cabs, and I went to lots of places I wanted to see, so I bought him a +box of cigarettes as a present, and he said he hoped I would often come +to London on business. + +Mr. Warden was waiting for me, and the moment the guard set eyes on me +he came running up. + +"So you're here, are you, Miss Grosvenor?" he cried. "A fine thing +you've bin and gone and done. All Dale End is inquirin' after you, an' +your pore father is nearly wild." + +Mr. Warden gave him a shilling, saying it was all right. But it wasn't. +When we reached our station, and began to walk to the Lodge, as Bob +was not there to meet us, every person we met turned and followed us, +until there was quite a mob at our heels when we crossed the green. We +didn't know then that Mr. Banks, our policeman, had all the negroes, +including Prince John, locked up in his tiny police-station. Jack and +several men from the Manor were helping him to mount guard over them +until more policemen arrived, as the Dale-enders wanted to lynch the +black men, which would have been a sad job for everybody. + +Our escort blocked the road in front of our gate, but they did not +venture to come inside the grounds. Dan was the first to hear the +noise, and he barked. Then he caught my step on the gravel, and Mam +will never again say that a dog can't speak, for he told her quite +plainly that I was coming. + +Well, you can guess all the crying and kissing that went on, and how +Dad tried to be angry while he took me in his arms, but Mr. Warden +spoke about the telegram, and declared he would write to the _Times_ +and the Postmaster General. Tib climbed up on my shoulder, and Rikki +gave my hand such a queer little lick, while Poll did several lightning +twists on the cross-bar, and whistled "Won't you come home, Bill +Bailey." I heard dear Bob neighing in the stable, and I went to kiss +his velvety nose the first minute I could spare. + +Mr. Schwartz was really as delighted as anybody that I had turned up, +so he failed to notice how cool Mr. Warden was when Dad introduced +them. I had hardly got my hat and jacket off, and was hugging Mam for +the tenth time, when Dad called me into the morning-room, where he and +Schwartz and Mr. Warden were standing. + +Solicitors can be very sharp if they like, and our lawyer surprised me +with the way he tackled Schwartz. + +"My young friend here," he said, meaning me, "tells me she has promised +to restore to you a certain article known as a ju-ju, which you lost on +Christmas Eve." + +"Yes," said Schwartz, quite calmly. You see, he was a smart man of +business, and I suppose he was not afraid of lawyers, or he would not +have been able to keep all the money he was worth. + +"Well," went on Mr. Warden, "she is prepared to hand it to you in +return for your quittance of her father's obligation to find you one +thousand shares in the Kwantu Mines, Limited." + +That staggered Schwartz somewhat, but he said, in a husky voice: "I +fail to understand you." + +"That is a pity. I wish to avoid a scandal. If you compel candor I +shall be obliged to tell you who is the real owner of that property, +and the law of England punishes fraudulent conspiracy very heavily. The +links in the chain are quite complete; they even include our possession +of a letter to you from a certain firm of brokers stating that they had +failed to discover the genuine proprietors of the company." + +"Eh?" cried Dad, looking at Schwartz, "what is this? Are you sure of +your facts, Warden?" + +I once read in a paper that some man who was fighting another man "went +down and out." I didn't know what it meant, but it seemed to fit +Schwartz's case. He went limp all at once. + +"Quite sure, Grosvenor," said the solicitor. "You can thank your +daughter for putting me on the track of a very discreditable and +unsavory business. I have prepared the necessary documents, Mr. +Schwartz. Will you execute them without further explanation?" + +"Where is the ju-ju?" demanded Schwartz, pulling himself together, and +glaring at me with eyes like flint marbles. + +"Here," said I, hauling it out of my pocket. + +He took it, held it in his left hand, and signed the papers placed +before him by the lawyer. Dad signed, too, and Mr. Warden witnessed the +signatures. Not a word was spoken. Schwartz went out of the room, and +Dad rang for Evangeline to tell Jim to get the victoria ready at once. + +When Schwartz drove through our gate on his way to the station the +mob cheered him. I expect he felt like being cheered. Bob told me +afterwards that he said a naughty word to our lame porter when he +wanted to carry the small bag in which the ju-ju was placed, I +suppose, because gentlemen's pockets are not like mine. Still, from +what I heard later, he must have taken it out of the bag when he was +safe in the train. + +It was then nearly eight o'clock, and Dad sent Mole with a note to +Jack to say that the negroes ought to be liberated at once. Jack, who +has plenty of brains, brought his uncle with him to congratulate Dad +and Mam about me, and they stayed to dinner. Jack and Dorothy sat +together, so matters looked all right in that quarter. They did not say +a great deal. Just as in Schwartz's case, silence was eloquent. Dad +brought me once to see a play at Drury Lane, and I imagined all sorts +of terrifying things when the villain crept nearer the defenceless +heroine. If either of them spoke it was not half so thrilling. I had +just the same feeling when Mr. Warden kept waiting for Schwartz to +admit he was beaten. + +Prince John rang our bell exactly at nine o'clock. + +"Wah!" shrieked Evangeline when she opened the door. Then she fled. I +had to rush and grab Dan, but I smiled sweetly at my dark visitor, and +asked him to come into the morning-room. I knew that Mr. Warden and +Uncle Stanhope were telling each other that every motorist should be +sent to penal servitude on a second conviction, so I had no trouble in +beckoning Dad to join me for a minute. + +He was rather surprised at meeting the negro, but he apologized quite +nicely for the Christmas Eve incident, and also for any inconvenience +which the other might have undergone owing to the action of the police. +I was wondering if Dad meant to put his hand in his pocket and produce +some money, but he told me afterwards that he felt exactly the same as +I did with regard to Prince John. The man looked every inch a king, and +I have reckoned up that he was at least seventy-four inches high. + +But, before I could stop him, Dad nearly gave me away badly. + +"I ought to tell you," he went on, "that, from circumstances which have +come to my knowledge, I now sympathize deeply with you in your search +for the--er--curious West African--er--god which you wish to recover, +and I must say that if my--er--daughter Millicent had consulted me--" + +So Dad was just beginning to tell the Kwantu chief in his best J.P. +manner that Schwartz was again the proud possessor of the ju-ju, when I +broke in: + +"One moment, father dear," I cried, "you will understand things ever so +much better when you hear what Prince John and I have to say to each +other. Have you kept your part of the bargain?" I asked the black man +quickly. + +He took from his coat pocket a small bundle tied with pink tape. + +"Here are fifty Bank of England notes for £100 each," he said. + +"Then here is your ju-ju," I answered, diving into my skirt pocket, and +handing him the original piece of ivory, beaded kilt and all complete, +and you may now know what a trouble it was to get a fair copy of it +made for Schwartz during the few hours I had at my disposal in London. + +Dad looked awfully severe, after his first gasp of amazement had passed. + +"Millicent," he said, "what have you done?" + +"I have served Mr. Schwartz as he tried to serve you, father dear," +I replied. "As for Prince John, he offered the man who stole the +ju-ju ten thousand pounds if it were given back, so I saw no harm in +arranging that half the amount should be paid to you. In any case, I +always meant the poor black people to have it. It was a very great +shame for Mr. Schwartz to take from them a thing which they thought so +much of." + +For a little while he could say nothing. Like me, he was watching the +black prince, who really treated that absurd--I mean that extraordinary +scrap of carved ivory, as if it were the most precious article in the +world. It might have been all one blazing diamond by the reverent way +he handled it. When he was quite sure that it was his own ju-ju--and +he did not take for granted, like Schwartz, that it was the genuine +thing until he had looked at every mark--he pressed its funny monkey +face to his lips, his forehead, and his breast. He paid not the least +heed to us or what we were saying. It was not until he had produced a +small, finely woven mat from the pocket in which he kept the notes, and +wrapped the ju-ju in it before putting it away, that he gave us any +attention. + +Of course, Dad started a second time to talk as if he were at a +Conservative meeting. + +"It has given me the greatest pleasure to observe that my--er--daughter +Millicent has restored to you the--er--interesting object which you +seem to value so highly, but I need hardly say that--er--the payment of +any such--er--astounding reward as five thousand pounds is utterly out +of the question." + +"My people pay the money gladly," said the negro prince, dragging +himself up in the grandest way imaginable. "I tell you, too, that +your daughter's name will be honored in my country, and when I and my +friends return home we shall not fail to send her other tokens of our +regard and good will." + +"We cannot accept this money," said Dad, firmly. + +"It is quite essential that you should," said the other with equal +coolness. "If you refuse it now, I shall simply be compelled to send it +to you through the post. We lost our ju-ju owing to the remissness of +its guardians. We must atone for that, and the payment must be made in +treasure--or blood." + +You can have no idea how he uttered those last two words. He spoke +quietly, and in a low voice, but somehow I could feel in them the +edge of one of those sharp, heavy choppers--called "machetes," Polly +says--which the maids in the Marquis o' Granby saw in the negroes' +bedrooms. + +So it ended in our shaking hands with Prince John, and in Dad's +bringing the notes into the drawing-room to show them to Mam and the +others before he put them away in the silver safe. Everybody made a +tremendous fuss over me, and Poll sang "The man who broke the Bank at +Monte Carlo," but I was only too delighted that we had had such a jolly +Christmas, and were all good friends again, though it looked rather +glum at one time. They made me talk nearly all this story before I +went to bed, and I heard old Mr. Stanhope growl that if Dorothy was in +such a hurry to get married he didn't see why she shouldn't. + +Dad did not tell me until long after, but he sent Mr. Schwartz his +fifty-five pounds next day, when he also bought me the loveliest bay +pony to ride. I christened him "Prince John" when I introduced him to +the gang. + +And that reminds me. In the morning paper the day afterwards, I found +a most exciting paragraph. I whistled Dan, took Tibbie and Rikki under +each arm, and asked Mole to carry Poll's cage to the stable. + +Bob and Prince John looked round in their stalls to see what was the +matter, and Bob said: + +"What is it now? Has a North American Indian arrived in Dale End, or +what?" + +"You listen," I said. "I came across this in the paper just now: 'An +extraordinary outrage was committed in the precincts of Waterloo +Station on Thursday evening--'" + +"Thursday evening!" cried Tib. "Why, that's the evening Schwartz--" + +"Don't interrupt," I said, and went on reading: "'Mr. Montague +Schwartz, the well-known West African millionaire, was leaving the +station in a four-wheeled cab when two gigantic negroes rushed to the +near side of the vehicle as it was descending the steep slope into +Waterloo Road, and threw it bodily over.'" + +"Ha! ha!" roared Dan, but I silenced him with a look. + +"'The cabman was, of course, flung headlong from his seat; Mr. Schwartz +was imprisoned inside, and ran grave risk of serious injury owing to +the plunging of the frightened horse.'" + +"Silly creatures, some horses," observed Poll, and Bob didn't like it, +but I continued: + +"'In the darkness and confusion no one seems to have noticed the +negroes, who made off with Mr. Schwartz's luggage, even appropriating +a leather dressing-case which was on the front seat inside, and had +fallen on top of the alarmed occupant. Mr. Schwartz, when extricated +from his dangerous position, behaved with admirable coolness. He felt +in his pockets, and declared that the rascals who had adopted this +novel and exceedingly daring method of highway robbery had only secured +some clothing and other articles which could be easily replaced. He +was naturally somewhat shaken, however. After liberally compensating +the cab-driver, Mr. Schwartz sought the escort of two policemen, when +he entered another vehicle to proceed to his house in Brook-street. +During the course of yesterday the police arrested several negroes, +but neither the cabman nor Mr. Schwartz could identify any of them, +and they were set at liberty.' I think that's rather fine; don't you? +Please don't all speak at once." + +But they did, and lost their tempers because nobody could get a +hearing; Bob and Prince John stamped and rattled the chains of their +head-stalls, Dan chased Tibbie up the loft ladder, and Poll shrieked at +Rikki: + +"You're a miserable, cat-whiskered _soor-ka butcha_, that's what you +are, and I mean it this time, whatever it is!" + +And that is all, I think, for this time. + + + + +Transcriber's Notes: + +Minor changes have been made to regularize hyphenation and correct +minor printer errors. + +Illustrations have been moved below paragraphs to allow smoother +reading in this e-book. Additionally, the titles of the Illustrations +from the "List of Illustrations" have been added to the illustration +line to make it more apparent what the illustration contained. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Minkie, by Louis Tracy + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 58434 *** |
