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diff --git a/57843-0.txt b/57843-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4e4617a --- /dev/null +++ b/57843-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3203 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 57843 *** + + + + + + + + + + + +[Illustration: HARPER'S ROUND TABLE] + +Copyright, 1896, by HARPER & BROTHERS. All Rights Reserved. + + * * * * * + +PUBLISHED WEEKLY. NEW YORK, TUESDAY, MAY 19, 1896. FIVE CENTS A COPY. + +VOL. XVII.--NO. 864. TWO DOLLARS A YEAR. + + * * * * * + + + + +[Illustration] + +JACK HOWARD'S SURPRISE PARTY. + + +It was the critical moment in the famous sham battle of Easter Monday. +The bicycle corps was a mile and a half away, and the signal post had +been captured by the enemy. Unless the corps could be brought into the +action the day was lost, and the wood road running back of the +"Cardinal's Nob" offered the only possible means of communication. But +could the message be conveyed in time? Colonel Howard turned to his son +Jack, who stood anxious and silent at the front handle-bars of the +Arrow, a modern racing quad, geared to 120, and stripped down to the +enamel. The inspection seemed to satisfy him, and hastily scribbling a +few lines on a page torn from his note-book, he handed the order to his +son. + +"Get this through if you possibly can," he said, briefly, and turned +again to his field-glasses. + +A moment later and Jack and his crew were carrying the Arrow down the +steep sides of the "Nob" to the wood road that ran below. The road was +in splendid condition, hard and smooth as a racing-track, and the boys +were all picked riders, and bound to hold on to their grips until the +tires began to smoke. + +"It will be a scorch, fellows," said Jack, as he swung himself into his +saddle; "but let her run off easily until we can get to pedalling all +together. Now, then, hit her up!" + +The Arrow jumped forward like a hare as the long chain tightened and the +riders bent over to their work. It took Jem Smith, No. 2, a moment +longer to find his left pedal, and then the eight legs began to go up +and down with the mechanical regularity of so many piston-rods. Once +fairly into the long rhythmical swing, every ounce of power told, and +the tense spokes hummed merrily as the speed increased and the road-bed +slipped away beneath the rapidly revolving wheels. Jack Howard had his +cap drawn well down over his eyes, and his hands were tightly clinched +on the front handle-bars. So long as the way was smooth and the crew +were pumping in strict time the Arrow steered with the certainty and +quickness of a racing sloop; but every now and then a shallow rut or a +half-hidden stone would cause the long machine to swerve like a flying +horse, and it would take all of Jack's strength, even with the +assistance of No. 2, whose handle-bars were coupled to the steering +head, to keep the Arrow steady on her course. Above all, it was +necessary that every rider should pay strict attention to the business +in hand, or rather under foot. Uneven pedalling meant lost power and +hard steering, while a slipped pedal might result in an ugly fall and a +general smash-up. + +Three-quarters of a mile from the "Nob" there was a gate across the +road, with the approach on a curve that was also slightly down-grade. As +was only prudent, speed was reduced, and the Arrow rounded the turn well +under control. Luckily so, for the gate was closed. This was rather odd, +for the bicycle corps had passed over the road only an hour before, and +it had been understood that they should leave the gate open. The loss of +time was vexatious, but there was nothing to do but to stop. The Arrow +ran slowly up to the obstruction, and Jack called to Dick Long, the end +man, to jump off and swing the gate aside. + +"Hands up!" came with startling distinctness from the high, thickly +wooded slope that bordered the road on either side, and Jack looked up +straight into the barrel of a regulation army carbine that for the +moment yawned as wide as the muzzle of a hundred-ton gun. It was the +enemy, sure enough, a sergeant with a dozen men, and the Arrow had +walked straight into the trap. Resistance was as impossible as it was +hopeless, for the boys had strapped their carbines securely to the +framing of the quad, and the surprise had been complete. + +"You're captured," said the umpire, who had accompanied the ambuscade. +"Hand over your despatches to the sergeant and stand at attention." + +It was a dreadfully mortifying situation for the boys, but their captors +were inclined to be magnanimous. + +"It's not your fault, Jack," chuckled the jolly sergeant, as he took the +precious despatch; "it was just a little game of strategy in which we +happened to hold the high cards." + +After all, it had been a desperate chance, and Jack was philosopher +enough to abide by the result. And besides that he had faith enough in +his father to feel assured that he would pull through somehow, and that +his confidence was not misplaced those who have read "The Battle of +Easter Monday" will remember. + +The umpire hurried away for the actual field of battle, and the sergeant +and his party took up their post again at the gate. It was stupid work +playing prisoner, and Jack hinted as much to the sergeant. If they +couldn't see the battle it was a pity to lose such a fine afternoon for +a ride, and it was not likely that they would be able to borrow the quad +again. + +"Well," said the sergeant, good-naturedly, "I don't know that I have any +right to do it, but I'll release you on parole, with the understanding +that you go in the opposite direction from the battle-field, and that +you report at the armory this evening and turn in your rifles and +cartridge-belts." + +The terms were too easy not to be accepted, and though the boys were +naturally disappointed in not being able to see or take part in the +fight, it was something in the way of consolation to have a twenty-mile +spin on the Arrow. + +"Let's go to Queenston," suggested Jem Smith, as the Arrow rolled slowly +back along the wood road. + +It was a good fifteen miles away to the old college town, but the roads +were unusually good for so early in the year, and the scenery was more +than enough to make up for the steepness of the hills. + +"And take luncheon at Rock Hill," added Jack. "Is it a vote?" and no one +dissenting, it was so ordered. + +It was a glorious afternoon for a spin, and the boys enjoyed the novel +experience of four-in-hand riding. But since the Arrow was geared up for +racing on a level track, it was hard work hill-climbing, and nobody was +sorry to see in the distance the gray towers of Queenston. A mile away +from town and Jack called a halt. The stretch of road immediately before +them had been broken up preparatory to macadamizing, and it was clearly +unrideable. Nobody liked the idea of trundling the long machine into +town; but, on the other hand, they had set out for a run to Queenston, +and it would not do to give up within sight of port. And, moreover, +through the town lay the shortest road back to Fairacre. + +"What's that road?" asked Dick Long, pointing to a carriage drive that +entered the woods at right angles to the highway. + +Jack's eyes brightened. "I remember it now," he said. "It's a private +road that runs back of the college and brings us out on University +Square. There can't be any objection to our using it." + +There was a locked gate to prevent intrusion, but the Arrow was quickly +hoisted over the fence, and Jack and his crew were in the saddle again. + +It was evident that the road had not been used for a long time, for it +was overgrown with grass, and the old wheel-tracks were hardly +discernible. But it was fair riding, for the turf was thick and firm, +and as it was early in the spring, it had only just begun to grow. Half +a mile in and the Arrow was running swiftly and noiselessly through the +thickest part of the college wood. The university buildings were but a +quarter of a mile or so away, but it was only occasionally that they +showed through the leafless trunks of the great oaks and chestnuts. Here +and there a chipmunk scuttled away through the dry rustling leaves, and +once an early robin piped up with an original spring poem. The silence +and stillness seemed almost primeval; it might have been the first +Sunday morning after the creation of the world; a laugh or an idle word +would have broken the spell. And then-- + +"Hold hard!" came in a tense whisper from Jack, and his crew +mechanically bore back on their pedals. The Arrow had stopped at the +brow of a gentle declivity that widened out at the bottom into a little +glade, which was now the scene of a drama that looked perilously like a +tragedy to the startled eyes of the new-comers. In the middle of the +open space stood a rude structure of rough stones some three feet high +and six long, and upon it was stretched the figure of a man bound and +gagged. At a little distance were grouped a dozen masked forms armed +with odd-looking axes, and listening attentively to an incomprehensible +harangue on the part of the one who appeared to be their leader. + +The boys looked at each other with white faces. Ku-Klux? White Caps? It +was possible. Whatever it was, it looked ugly enough in all conscience. + +Jack Howard began to unstrap his carbine from the framework of the +Arrow. + +"Our cartridges are all blanks," whispered Dick Long, hurriedly. + +"I know it," returned Jack, fumbling with nervous haste at the mechanism +of the breech-block, "but I'm not going to stand here and see murder +done." + +"But what can we do?" + +"See that your magazines are full, be ready to ride the Arrow so as to +get that stone pile between us and the crowd, and, above all, let nobody +fire until I give the word. It's twelve to four, and the only chance is +to bluff them." + +It seemed like a dream to stand there waiting for the moment of action, +the motionless figure stretched upon the stones, the sunlight flickering +upon the grim-looking axes of the twelve masked men, the monotonous, +unintelligible drone of the speaker. And yet there was a something in +the picture that made it terribly alive, for all that this was the year +of Our Lord 1896, and the bells in the college chapel were even now +ringing the call for evening prayers. + +Jack and his crew were sitting motionless in their saddles, Dick Long, +the rear man, standing ready to give the necessary shove-off. + +The speaker had stopped talking, and had taken his stand at the head of +the line of masked men. In his hands he held an antique-looking urn, and +at a signal the others advanced one by one. As the first man passed he +dropped into the urn a small object that looked like a bean. But there +could be no mistake about the color--it was black. Another followed, and +then another, until all had passed and cast their vote, if vote it was. +The chief solemnly emptied the contents of the urn upon the ground. +Every bean was black. + +The leader drew from beneath his cloak a long, glittering, +crescent-shaped knife, and held it high above his head. + +"Your sentence, then"--he looked inquiringly at the immovable silent +figures that stood about him in a circle. + +"Death!" came in muffled tones from the first mask, and "Death!" echoed +the next, and the next, until all had spoken. + +The circle parted, and the executioner moved slowly towards the altar +and the victim. + +"Now!" shouted Jack, and the Arrow flashed down the slope as though sped +from some gigantic bowstring. In an instant the boys had dismounted, and +were kneeling under cover of the stone-work with their rifles at their +shoulders. There was a moment of surprise and confusion among the masked +figures, and the man with the knife pulled up sharply. + +Jack snatched off his cap and tossed it into the air. It fell some +twenty feet away, an improvised dead-line between the two parties. + +"Keep back of that or we fire," he said, tersely. + +The line of masked men wavered for an instant, and then the leader held +up his hand and stepped forward. + +"This doesn't concern you," he said, quietly. + +"Maybe not," retorted Jack, "but we are going to make it our business. +Keep back!" and he raised his rifle. + +The masked man made an impatient gesture. "I tell you again," he said, +coldly, "that this is no affair of yours. You had better take my advice, +and hop the twig as fast as you can." + +"And suppose we don't choose to profit by your friendly warning," +returned Jack, jauntily. "What then?" + +One of the masked figures stepped up to the leader, and whispered +something in his ear. The chief nodded affirmatively, and turned again +to Jack. + +"We know well enough where you came from," he said, confidently, "and +you can't bluff us with blank cartridges." + +There was an involuntary movement of surprised consternation among the +boys, which the masked man was quick to perceive and take advantage of. + +"This isn't any sham battle," he continued, with a sneer. "I'll give you +while I count ten to clear out. One, two--" + +Jack turned hurriedly to the boys. "Remember, now, hold your fire, no +matter what I do." + +"Eight, nine, ten. Come on, you fellows!" and the man in the mask threw +down his knife and jumped for Jack. There was a sharp report, and the +leader stopped short, staggered, and fell. + +It was all over in an instant. The masked figures had scattered in all +directions, and Jack was cutting the cords that bound the prisoner. And +by all that was wonderful, if it wasn't Tom Jones, a Fairacre boy, and a +member of the Sophomore Class at Queenston College. The boys stared at +him, open-mouthed. + +"Take out the gag; he's trying to speak," said Dick Long, excitedly. + +The gag was quickly removed, and Tom sprang to his feet. + +"Well, you are a fine set of blooming wooden-heads," said Mr. Jones, +reproachfully. + +The boys looked at him in astonishment. Under the peculiar circumstances +the remark savored of ingratitude, to say the least. + +"Perhaps you would have preferred that we had not interfered," said Jem +Smith, with sarcastic politeness. + +"I wish to goodness you hadn't," was the disconcerting reply. "Well, old +man, are you much hurt?" Tom Jones had hurried to where the wounded man +was lying propped up against a tree, and was bending over him with +anxious solicitude. His mask had fallen off, and his face looked +familiar enough, though nobody could place him exactly. + +"See here, Jones," said Jack Howard, with a desperate effort to shake +off the growing conviction that the whole affair was nothing more than +an ugly dream, "what does all this mean, anyhow? Haven't we just pulled +you out of a pretty tight place--saved your life, I mean?" + +"No, you haven't," answered Tom, snappishly. + +"You've gone and interfered with my initiation into the Order of Ancient +and Royal Druids, the best secret society in the college, and you shot +in the leg the Captain of the university team, and the only decent +half-back we have this year. That's what you've done." + +"Oh, my leg!" groaned the sufferer, feebly. "There's a hole bored clear +through it, and it's bleeding like one o'clock." + +And then Mr. Jones, who had been examining the injured member, did a +very remarkable thing. He deliberately bestowed upon his wounded +superior a couple of hearty kicks, and then proceeded to assist him to +his feet. + +"Get up, Phil, and don't make an ass of yourself. Here's the fatal +bullet that laid you low." He picked up something from the ground, and +showed it first to Captain Phil and then to Jack. The latter nodded, +took it, and stowed it away in his pocket. A few words in undertone +followed, and then the football Captain laughed and held out his hand to +Jack. + +"I wish you fellows would come up to the college and have some tea," he +said, heartily. "Sure you haven't the time? Well, then, remember that +I'll expect you over for the first baseball game of the season next +Saturday--and your friends too." + +"You're sure that you're all right again?" inquired Jack. + +Captain Phil turned a handspring with remarkable agility, and came up +smiling, to the manifest astonishment of three or four of his late +companions in crime, who were cautiously making their way back to the +scene of battle, in the evident expectation of having to perform the +last sad offices for their late leader. + +"Straight as a string and sound as a bell," announced Captain Phil, +cheerfully. "But just wait, young fellow, until you enter Fresh, in the +fall, and I can get a chance to tackle you on the twenty-yard line. That +ought to square things between us." + +Jack laughed, and with another hearty shake of the Captain's hand, he +sprang into his saddle, and the Arrow was quickly speeding towards +Fairacre again. + +"He ought to make a rattling quarter-back," said Captain Phil, +reflectively, to Tom Jones. "A fellow with his nerve is just the man we +want to fill Robinson's shoes." + +And Jones nodded an oracular assent. + + * * * * * + +Half a mile down the pike, and Jem Smith's curiosity could no longer be +restrained. + +"Well, if you must know," said Jack, finally, "here's the fatal bullet. +It just occurred to me to slip it in my rifle-barrel in the hope that it +might do some execution if it came to actual hostilities. Of course it +was only a bluff to make them think that your guns were really loaded +with ball cartridge, and it worked just that way. Of course, when it +broke against his leg, and he felt the ink running down--" + +"What are you talking about?" said Jem, impatiently; "and what is this +little rubber cap, anyhow?" + +"All that's left of a brand-new stylographic pen," answered Jack, +mournfully. + + + + +A MYSTERY. + +BY CLARA LOUISE ANGEL. + + + I know of a dry little, sly little man + Who comes o'er our threshold whenever he can; + Though little, he cares for the sunshine and light; + He haunts our big library when it is night. + + When papa is reading his paper with care, + And I'm dozing all snug in the cushioned arm-chair, + When mamma looks up from her sewing--"My dear, + Perhaps you don't know that the sand-man's been here." + + Then I hunt round the curtain, on top of the books, + 'Neath table and sofa, and all sorts of nooks, + And out on the stairway, and down in the hall; + But I can't find the sly little sand-man at all! + + + + +THE AMERICAN NIGHTS' ENTERTAINMENTS. + +THE M. S. D'S. + +BY EMMA J. GRAY. + + +[Illustration] + +"It fell upon a day in the balmy month of May" that the M. S. D's went +for an out-of-door frolic. + +Who were the M. S. D's? Merry Sons and Daughters. The society had been +incorporated the year before; there were no dues, no president, +secretary, treasurer, or by-laws; there was but one qualification--being +merry. No long faces among the members of _that_ society; no boys or +girls who always want things done _their_ way. No, that style of person +was not eligible, nor selfish folks, or any other kind of disagreeable +people. + +The M. S. D's were stanch, true-hearted, and sunny, their greatest joy +being forgetfulness of self. They were always merry because they were +always happy; and they were always happy because they trod evil +underfoot, and thought out great thoughts white and godlike, thoughts +that shone with the clear and steady light that reflected good-will on +all. + +Therefore, when the society went for a day's fun it was the gayest of +roving, a complete El Dorado of enjoyment; and an outing in the +blithesome month of May to them meant a full and happy one. + +For some reason the usual parties had been omitted this year, and +therefore none of the girls had been crowned Queen, and none of the boys +had paid their respects to the Court. + +So when they reached the "happy independence grounds," as the boys +dubbed them, because everybody was to do as they pleased when they got +there, it was most amusing that each one seemed to have the same desire +to gather handfuls of blossoms, weave crowns, hunt for four-leaved +clover, and listen to bird calls. And thus it was that soon were +gathered blue violets from the meadow, and dandelions, buttercups, and +daisies from among the long waving grass that covered field after field +through which these Merry Sons and Daughters laughingly ran. + +And then followed the butterfly hunt; just to see if anybody could +really catch one of these "ne'er-do-weel" fellows. But their fragile +painted wings carried them so safe and rapid that when a hand was almost +over the petal tip that held the happy fellow, he would up and away in +the breezy blue, and ride on graciously out of sight, or sometimes, as +through a desire to tempt his pursuer, skim over the clover blossoms, +and finally light again on a bunch of daffadown-dillies, or possibly +make a round of all the sweet May blossoms. + +"What the Dandelions said" was then played, which is the old game so +familiar to all from babyhood--that of blowing the soft down of the +ripened dandelion to learn "How old am I?" Blow once, one year old; blow +twice, two years, and so on, until all the downy stuff has gone. The +number of times the blows have been given before the down has altogether +disappeared indicates the age. + +And then the players ran at utmost speed to the babbling brook, which +was a short distance off; and having first torn the dandelion stems into +quarters by splitting the tubular stem from tip to flower, they laid +them in the cool flowing water, and watched them curl until all were +tightly rounded; then shaking off the gathered drops, they firmly +fastened these curls to their hats, together with the bunches of clover, +buttercups, violets, strawberry blossoms, or whatever else fanciful +taste dictated. + +[Illustration] + +This pastime was soon followed by the "Daisy Catch." Both girls and boys +stood in a group, with the exception of one girl, and to her was given a +bunch of daisies. There was also a tree selected as a place of safety, +after which the other girls then counted ten, allowing ten seconds for +the count. During the counting the girl ran wherever she pleased, but +the moment ten was spoken the boys raced after her. The idea was to +"tag" her while the flowers were in her hand. If she was "tagged," the +girl must then throw the daisies, as if they were a ball, to the boy +tagging her. If he caught them, the game would proceed as before, by +reversing the players; but if he did not catch them, the girl could try +over again. The girl could also demand another chance if, when fearing +she would be tagged, she threw her daisies away and caught them again +before any of the boys did. Whenever the game was repeated it commenced +regularly from the beginning, the players taking the same position as at +the start. On the way back from the brook everybody's attention was +drawn to a pair of yellow-birds that had braved the yet unsettled +atmosphere, and were building a very pretty home for themselves near the +top of a blackberry bush, when all of a sudden a cat-bird's song was +heard, and knowing that he was very shy, all breathlessly kept quiet. +And then how uneasy the little yellow-birds became! The young people +wondered what it all meant; but afterwards they saw both the +yellow-birds fly off for fern down or other soft stuff with which to +line their nest, and this disappearance was evidently what the cat-bird +desired, for no sooner had the birds gone than, quietly and cautiously, +and yet rapidly, as if seizing opportunity much after the manner of +other thieves, he approached and stole all the building materials he +could possibly carry from their pretty home. + +This sight reminded the boys of a game called "Keep It." It was nothing +more nor less than an echo, and those who knew lightly closed each hand +so that the first two fingers touched the thumb. Then putting one hand +on top of the other, and calling through the column thus made, trumpet +fashion, the noise was greatly accelerated, and, "Keep it, keep it," +were the words over and over again repeated in the uncanny peculiar way +that echo repeats sound. The children then ran in various directions, +laughingly trying to get ahead of each other, and discover who could +make the clearest and loudest echo. + +But the great feature of the day was the boat-race, and this was an +impromptu amusement, for the boys had planned the girls should botanize, +tell stories, or anything that they liked, while they went fishing; and +with fishing in mind the boys had many a secret conclave beforehand, as +each one was trying to get all the fishing points possible, and many and +various were the ones received, everybody agreeing, however, that all +the fishermen must understand both shoving and sculling a boat before +attempting to fish in that particular water, as it was winding, narrow, +and full of all sorts of rushes, meadow grasses, and snags in variety, +and if rowing was attempted, fishing would be impracticable. Then, too, +there should be a slight wind blowing from the southwest, and a cloudy +sky. So as fishing was the uppermost thought, the boys were sure the +weather would be right when they got there, and therefore came laden +with bait, tackle, and fishing-baskets in abundance, for they had +assured their mothers they would bring home a lot of shining fat fellows +for supper. A few, too, of the more skilled had refused to bring bait, +saying, with an important toss of the head, they only fished with flies; +and no sooner had the M. S. D's gotten to their destination than these +fishermen ran to the water to watch the sort and color of flies the fish +were mostly jumping for. + +So it was a genuine disappointment when, at ten o'clock in the morning, +the sun shone unusually hot and the water was as smooth as a mirror, for +not even a perceptible zephyr was stirring. + +Therefore it was that the girls begged the boys not to attempt fishing, +that it would be only a great waste of time, and to further quote their +words, "when it gets cooler, as it's bound to after a while, let's have +a boat-race"--for there was a clear space of water where such could be +held. + +This was a happy suggestion, and immediately the race was arranged. The +girls who did not care to row were to act as umpires; and a grand stand +was selected, which was nothing more nor less than a massive irregular +rock over which a tangle of vines ran luxuriously, and for canopy there +was a wide-branched locust-tree. + +[Illustration] + +There would be three races--one between the girls, another between the +boys, and the third between the girls and boys together, and they were +to be given in the order indicated. Two willow-trees which conspicuously +over-hung the water, and so could not be mistaken, were selected as the +points that would start and end the race, the prow of the boat being +even with the centre of the tree-trunk at starting, and the stern of the +boat being even with the centre of the tree-trunk on closing. Only one +person would be in a boat at a time, and no person could have a second +chance. As the water was too narrow to allow for all the boys or all the +girls to try at once, it was decided that two boats only should row, and +then two more, and so on. After the race was over, the victors would be +obliged to row again, two and two, as at the first, and so determine the +winners. When the winning girl and the winning boy were known, they +would race together, and thus the champion rower would be discovered. +Whoever was champion was to be rewarded with a wreath of laurel, after +the fashion of the great Roman victors; laurel was not very plentiful in +this section, but the boys were confident that by a run of a mile or so +they could find some, and if they couldn't they would use oak leaves, +and tell the hero they were meant for laurel. In any case, the wreath +must be made and at the grand stand before the race opened; at this +stand, also, the coronation would take place. + +Providing for the race led to the gathering of numberless flowers, with +which the boats were decorated, and later, as they sped over the water, +they seemed a part of a great picture--over and around them air and +clouds, exquisite colorings of matchless reds, yellows, violets, pinks, +and greens, soft reflections of the same in the water and the distance, +and, added to all, the ambition of the rowers and the contending +emotions of those who watched the pretty play. One boat was very simply +trimmed. It was carpeted with mosses and wreathed around with fern +leaves; another was so daintily decorated it seemed as if it was a fairy +boat; and yet another style was richly and gayly covered, as though it +was at the disposal of a grandly beautiful queen, and almost, +unconsciously we turned to look if Cleopatra was near. This boat was +canopied with apple blossoms; the branches were held in place between +the narrow strip of wood that forms the border of the lining and the +boat herself. But this boat was not among the winners; it was top-heavy, +and therefore too difficult to steer and row. The shades of night were +indeed fast falling when the M. S. D's reached home again. The sunburnt +faces, joyous laughter, and light-hearted confusion of voices told their +own story. + + + + +DOROTHY'S PROBLEM. + + + I've only a single quarter left + Of all my allowance, that looked so large + On last pay-day, when dear mamma + Said, "Now, you must neither borrow nor 'charge,' + But keep out of debt, and never forget + That dollars are made of single cents." + I'm sure I've tried, but it's very hard + To keep to the rule of your good intents. + + There were creams and bonbons the other day, + And a box of paper, and, let me see, + A bunch of the dearest violets + Tucked into my jacket flap. Ah! me, + They faded and died, and I almost cried; + It seemed a shame with my funds so low; + But the wonderful thing is, do your best + To save, and still your money will go! + + And where will my Christmas gifts come in? + Pray, what can I buy with this little bit + For papa and mamma and Fred and Nell? + Of course, I ought to have thought of it + A month ago, but I didn't, you know. + And here is my purse so flat and thin; + I'm just as discouraged as I can be, + For where will my Christmas gifts come in? + + M. E. S. + + + + +AN "OLD-FIELD" SCHOOL-GIRL.[1] + +[1] Begun in HARPER'S ROUND TABLE No. 857. + +BY MARION HARLAND. + +CHAPTER IX. + + +A note was brought to Mr. Grigsby at noon of the next day. It was from +Major Duncombe. + + "MY DEAR MR. GRIGSBY,--As you did not come to my house last night, I + take it for granted that your negro man did not deliver the message + sent to you by Mr. Tayloe, who met him on the road yesterday + evening. I write now to ask you to meet Mr. Tayloe and myself at + half past three o'clock to-day at the school-house, for the + discussion of important and confidential business. As the days are + short, may I suggest that you be punctual to the hour named? + + "Yours truly, C. S. DUNCOMBE." + +Mr. Grigsby had not seen the Major in his morning round of the +plantation, never omitted except in very stormy weather. He had made it +to-day with a clouded brow and heavy heart. Dick had affirmed upon his +knees, the tears bursting from his frightened eyes, that he had no idea +how "Miss F'lishy" got into the cart, or when, or where. He also +declared that he had not left the vehicle for a minute during the +journey. Flea was raving in delirium. The doctor, summoned at midnight, +said that she was on the verge of brain-fever. Except for the scratches +and the wetting, she had apparently sustained no external injury. Dee +was laid up with a violent sick headache. His mother was positive in the +belief that both of the children had "ketched" some anonymous disease +somewhere and somehow. + +"It didn't stand to reason [her reason] that the two on 'em would 'a' +come down at oncet in exac'ly the same way unless 'twas somethin' +ketchin. Flea mus' 'a' been off her head when she run away into the +woods and got into the cyart while Dick was a-noddin'. That nigger could +sleep 's well a-walkin' 'long as a-lyin' down." + +When Mr. Grigsby arrived at the school-house Major Duncombe's buggy was +already there, Nell, his bay mare, standing patiently under an +aspen-tree. Her master and Mr. Tayloe were in the house, the Major in +his usual seat on the corner of the desk, the schoolmaster tramping from +side to side of the room. He stopped at the overseer's entrance, and +eyed him frowningly, without speaking. Major Duncombe said "Good-day'" +civilly, but gravely. Something unpleasant was in the air, and Mr. +Grigsby was certain it had to do with him before the Major opened the +conversation. + +"We asked you to meet us here, Mr. Grigsby, because, as I wrote to you, +the matter we have in hand is confidential. I must request that, +whatever may be the outcome of our talk, the facts of this interview +shall remain confidential between us three." + +"Your wishes shall be obeyed to the letter, Major Duncombe." + +The employer was formal; the hireling was stiff. His conscience was void +of offence, and he would not behave like a man on trial. + +"To begin with what you are already aware of," continued the Major, "we +have been annoyed of late by the discovery that a regular system of +thieving is going on upon this plantation. You know, too, how +unsuccessful have been our efforts to track the thieves. I told you +yesterday, that besides the depredations in the poultry-yard and the +loss of an occasional sheep or pig from the fields, one of the +smoke-houses was entered Thursday night, and four or five hams stolen. +Night before last the laundress carelessly left out in the garden a +quantity of valuable lace and handkerchiefs which had been laid on the +grass to bleach in the sun. In the morning everything was gone, also +several linen pillow-cases and towels from the line in the yard." + +"I had not heard of this last robbery," said Mr. Grigsby, when the +speaker paused as for a reply. + +The Major's gravity deepened. As he went on he avoided Mr. Grigsby's +eye. + +"The information was purposely held back for reasons that will appear +presently. We agreed, you may recollect, that the guilty parties were +most probably the Fogg family. Also that they were aided and abetted by +some of my negroes who have access to the keys and are familiar with the +habits of the household. My fear now is that the Foggs have made use of +other and more unlikely tools. To speak plainly, Mr. Grigsby, I am +afraid that they have tampered with your second daughter, and that the +freedom she has been allowed in the Greenfield house and grounds has +been used by them for their vile and wicked purposes--" + +"Major Duncombe!" + +The overseer's lank form was drawn up to full height; his deep-set eyes +were alight with angry and resentful amazement. + +"You are surprised and displeased, Mr. Grigsby, and no wonder. This is a +most unpleasant task to me. I like the child. She has the elements of a +noble character in her. But I have positive proof of her intimacy with +the Fogg tribe. She stops at the house on her way to school; she sits +upon the porch and chats familiarly with them on summer afternoons. The +elder Fogg woman boasts of her intimacy with your family. Yesterday, +after school, Mr. Tayloe asked your daughter, who had been kept in for +insubordination and impertinence, to bring him a drink of water from the +spring. I met Mrs. Fogg going to the school-house as I was riding by at +the same hour, but thought no more of the circumstance until Mr. Tayloe +came home last night and told me a shocking story. He was sitting at his +desk writing, his watch and chain laid upon his silk handkerchief on the +desk beside him, when your daughter, coming up behind him, dashed pail, +water and all, over him, and ran away as fast as she could go to the +woods. He gave chase, but could not overtake her. Returning to the +school-house, he found that his watch and chain and his handkerchief +were gone. There seems to be no doubt that your daughter snatched them +when she blinded him for the instant with the water. Her confederate +must have been waiting for her outside." + +The overseer's face was gray and rigid. He cleared his throat as he +began to speak. + +"I must have very strong evidence--direct evidence of my child's guilt +before I believe all this, sir." + +Mr. Tayloe spoke for the first time. He addressed the Major, not the +last speaker. + +"What more does the man want than my word?" + +The father wheeled sharply upon him. + +"Did you _see_ her throw the water upon you? Did you look to see whether +or not the watch was upon your desk when you started to run after the +child? Might not the woman whom Major Duncombe saw have entered the +school-house while you were in the woods? Major Duncombe, my daughter +came home last night raving with fever, scratched by briers, and covered +with swamp mud. She has raved all day of the cruelty and injustice of +her teacher. There's another side to the story, sir"--the hand that held +his cowhide whip went up above his head and came down hard upon the +desk--"and as sure as I am a live man, and there is justice on earth or +in heaven, I mean to get at the bottom of this thing!" + +He turned abruptly and stalked to the door. Warm moisture hung upon his +sandy eyelashes and made the lids smart. He could not have uttered +another word to save his life or his child's reputation. + +The Major looked perplexedly at his companion, who shrugged his +shoulders and pursed up his mouth disdainfully. + +"What else did you expect from him?" he asked, taking no pains to lower +his voice. + +Mr. Grigsby came back as abruptly as he had left. He had got himself in +hand, and spoke in his usual dry, somewhat harsh voice. + +"Major Duncombe, I am at your service as soon as I have your commands. +Do you advise a search of the Fogg premises? As a magistrate, you can +make out a warrant and qualify me to serve it. The son from Norfolk is +at his mother's just now. It might be well to make the search before he +gets away. As to my daughter--if there is any doubt as to her ability to +appear as an accomplice, you can satisfy yourself on that head by a +visit to my house. Perhaps a search of my premises might be expedient." + +"By no means! It is not to be thought of!" cried the Major, impulsively. +"I hope you understand, Grigsby, how plaguedly disagreeable this whole +proceeding is to me--to us. I am so sick of it that I would not go a +step further were I the only party that has been robbed. As to having +the poor little girl up, it is all nonsense. I pledge myself for that." + +"Even should her guilt be proved?" Mr. Tayloe jerked in the question, +his horse-shoe smile sinking the roots of his nose into his face. "Would +there be law or equity in such a course?" + +"Pooh, pooh!" retorted the Major, impatiently. "We don't put the law +upon babies in this part of the world. Mr. Grigsby, if you will ride +along with us as far as my office, we will make out the necessary +papers, and also send for a couple of constables. Dan Fogg is an ugly +customer to handle." + +The river mists were unfolding over the landscape as a cool evening +crept stealthily upon the heels of a warm day. They lay low upon the +meadows, and sagged over the banks of the sunken road beyond the +school-house. The three men had gained higher ground where the carriage +road was level with the surrounding country, when the eye of the +horseman, who rode behind the gig, was attracted by a gleam of light +twinkling across a wide field. It was like the glimmer of a fire-fly, +but his quick wits told him it had no right to be there. He watched it +keenly while it flashed and vanished, always at the same height from the +ground. Hiding on a stone's-throw further, he caught sight of it again. +It was stationary, and he had fixed the location in his mind. He rode up +to the side of the gig. + +"Major Duncombe, it is well at this time not to overlook anything +suspicious. And a light in that old cabin over yonder is suspicious. If +you please, I will alight when we get nearer, and go on foot across the +fields to see what it means." + +"Better pull down a panel of fence, and let us drive into the field," +suggested the Major. "I'll go with you, leaving the horses with Mr. +Tayloe." + +About a hundred yards from the haunted house they alighted, and +approached it cautiously from the back. The light twinkled at intervals +through a crevice at the side of the chimney. Guiding their course by +it, the men trod lightly upon the withered herbage until they stood at +the front and only door. Here all was dark, but by laying their ears +against the door they could detect muffled movements within, as of some +one walking about and dragging something on the floor. The Major knocked +loudly with his loaded whip. All was instantly still. + +"Who is in here?" he called. "Open the door! I am Major Duncombe." + +No answer. + +"Do you hear me?" he said again. "Open the door, or we will break it +down." + +After another long minute, he whispered in Mr. Grigsby's ear: "Put your +shoulder against it, and when I say, 'Now!' drive it in. Are you ready? +_Now!_" + +Under the force of their united strength and weight the crazy door went +down as if made of pasteboard, and with such surprising suddenness that +both men fell in with it on the floor. A man leaped over them as they +lay there, and rushed off into the darkness. Mr. Grigsby was the first +to find his feet. He struck a match and held it high to look around the +room. + +"There's nobody here!" he said. "That fellow was holding the door, and +let it go purposely to throw us when we threw our weight against it. Ha! +here's his lantern." + +[Illustration: MR. GRIGSBY EMPTIED THE BAG UPON THE FLOOR.] + +It was on the floor, and, when lighted, revealed a disorderly heap of +stuff collected about a big carpet-bag, open, and partly packed. Without +further ado Mr. Grigsby picked it up by the corners and emptied it upon +the floor. At the very bottom were the missing lace and handkerchiefs, +and, rolled up carefully in a white silk handkerchief, Mr. Tayloe's +watch and chain. A roll of pillow-cases and towels was near by. Beyond +was a stout sack of oznaburg containing four hams. A roll of homespun +flannel, a box half full of candles, a bag of corn and one of oats, with +articles of lesser value, were piled in the corners of the cabin. The +haunted house was the cleverly chosen hiding-place of the booty +collected during several weeks, perhaps for months. + +"I wonder how long this has been going on?" said the Major, giving a +long whistle as he stared about him. "No need of a search-warrant now +for the Fogg house. They were too smart to store their plunder there. +They are a sharp set! Not a negro would come within gun-shot of this +place after sunset. Did you get a glimpse of the rascal who played us +such a shabby trick?" + +"No, sir." + +Mr. Grigsby was busy with the lantern that just at that moment went out, +leaving them in total darkness but for the dying daylight that found +entrance through the open door. When the candle in the lantern was +rekindled, the blaze made the overseer's face look ghastly, and his high +cheek-bones threw his eyes into shadows. They seemed to have sunken +further back into his head. When he spoke his voice was husky, as if the +yellow fog without had settled there. + +"If you will take charge of the watch I'll ram the laces and linen into +the bag and carry it to the gig"--stooping to gather them while he +talked. "Then I'll prop up the door for to-night. The rest of the things +can be sent for to-morrow." + +After the place was closed he strolled on ahead of the Major and tucked +the carpet-bag under the seat of the gig, making no reply to Mr. +Tayloe's impatient queries. + +"Have you any other orders for me to-night, Major?" he asked, looming up +tall and dark in the twilight when his employer was in his seat. + +"Nothing more, thank you, Grigsby," said the Major's lively, hearty +voice. His good humor was thoroughly restored by the excitement of the +adventure. "We may well be satisfied with our evening's work. And, I +say, Grigsby, if there's anything any of us can do for the little girl, +you know how gladly we would do it. Emily will be down in the morning to +see her." + +"Thank you, sir." + +The reply came back as he was moving toward his horse, and was hardly +audible. + +"An uncivil cur!" commented Mr. Tayloe, "I wonder that you keep him." + +"I might go further and fare a million times worse. It's natural he +should be sore and surly just now. If any man had said one-tenth of one +of my girls that I said of that bright little daughter of his I'd be as +savage as a bear." + +"I submit that there is some difference between your daughters and his," +observed Mr. Tayloe, dryly. "But what have you found?" + +"For one thing, your watch and chain." + +The schoolmaster heard the story to the end without interrupting the +narrator. Then he sneered openly. + +"I'll wager my head against a turnip that that impudent vixen put the +watch there herself. I'm not sure that she isn't responsible for the +laces and handkerchiefs too. Doesn't it strike you as rather odd that +her father should ferret out the stolen goods on this particular +evening?" + +"Oh, come, now, Tayloe, that is carrying your detective genius too far! +Grigsby is an honest man if ever there was one. It is more odd that this +nest of thieves was not unearthed before. Grigsby only needed to be put +upon the scent. A canny Scot has a nose like a pointer-dog's if once you +wake him up." + +The canny Scot was wide awake at this present moment, rolling his horse +up in a part of the road where the banks shut him away from possible +observation, he struck a match and examined more closely a piece of +paper he had picked up, unnoticed by the Major, in the hut. It had lain +open, the written side up, in the middle of the floor. At the first +glance he had read nothing but his daughter's name, yet had recognized +instantly the lost report, and instinctively secreted it. The match +burned long enough for him to verify his first impression. + + "_October 31, 184-._ + + "_Felicia Jean Grigsby: Lessons, usually fair. Conduct--room for + improvement! James Tayloe._" + +The date was the day before yesterday, when her mother had scolded the +girl for loitering on the way home. He recalled the haste and heat with +which Flea had answered, while confessing that she had lost the +report--she could not say where. + +How came she to be inside of that locked door? He had vowed to get at +the bottom of this matter. Was he there now? + +Flea was worse when her father got home. Her cheeks were purple and +glazed with fever, her eyes wild and sightless. Her head rolled +restlessly on the pillow; her fingers picked tufts of wool from the +blanket while she crooned over and over what her mother described as +"outlandish stuff." Her aunt, who had established herself as head nurse, +had learned the lines by heart already: + + "It stands beside the weedy way; + Shingles are mossy, walls are gray: + Gnarled apple-branches shade the door, + Wild vines have bound it o'er and o'er. + The sumac whispers, with its tongues of flame, + 'Here once was done a deed without a name.'" + +At the fourth repetition, in her father's hearing, the girl laughed +aloud--the hollow, mirthless peal of madness. + +"_I_ made that poem! It's all about the haunted house, you know. Mrs. +Fogg says nobody but just we two dares to go there. She says the devil +has been seen there. I say he lives in the school-house. Eighteen +hundred and forty-four into three thousand six hundred and eighty-eight. +Why, father, that's just twice and none over. Now I've got to climb to +the top of the haunted house on a ladder made of noughts, noughts, +noughts!" + +Her rambling subsided into whispers. She fell to tracing figures and +drawing lines upon the counterpane, her brows knitted, her lips moving +fast. + +"That is worse than the singing," said Mrs. McLaren, aside, to her +brother. "She will work at that sum for an hour at a time. It is wearing +her out. Heaven forgive that teacher!" + +The father did not say "Amen." + +[TO BE CONTINUED.] + + + + +RICK DALE. + +BY KIRK MUNROE. + +CHAPTER XXV. + +ENGAGED TO INTERPRET FOR THE FRENCH. + + +"Where did you get that baseball?" asked Bonny Brooks, referring to one +that Alaric was unconsciously tossing from hand to hand as they walked +up town together. + +At this the latter stopped short and looked at the ball in question, as +though now seeing it for the first time. + +"Do you know," he said, "I have been so excited and taken up with other +things that I actually forgot I had this ball in my hands. It belongs to +the fellow who gave me that breakfast and your dollar, besides telling +me where to look for something to do. Not only that, but I really +believe if it hadn't been for this ball he would never have paid any +attention to me." + +"Who is he? I mean, what is his name?" + +"I don't know. I never thought to ask him. And he doesn't live here +either, but has just come down from Alaska, and was going off on the +one-o'clock train. I do know, though, that he is the very finest chap I +ever met, and I only hope I'll have a chance some time to pay back his +kindness to me by helping some other poor boy." + +"It is funny," remarked Bonny, meditatively, "that your friend and my +friend should both have just come from Alaska." + +"Isn't it?" replied Alaric; "but then they are travelling together, you +know." + +"I didn't know it, though I ought to have suspected it, for they are the +kind who naturally would travel together--the kind, I mean, that give a +fellow an idea of how much real goodness there is in the world, after +all--a sort of travelling sermon, only one that is acted out instead of +being preached." + +"That's just the way I feel about them," agreed Alaric; "but I wish I +hadn't been so careless about this ball. It may be one that he values +for association's sake, just as I did the one we left in that Siwash +camp." + +"Let me have it a moment," said Bonny, who was looking curiously at the +ball. + +Alaric handed it to him, and he examined it closely. + +"I do believe it is the very one!" he exclaimed. "Yes, I am sure it is. +Don't you remember, Rick, the burned place on your ball that came when +Bah-die dropped it in the edge of the fire the first time you threw it +to him, and how you laughed and called it a sure-enough red-hot ball? +Well, here's that place now, and this is certainly the very ball that +introduced us to each other in Victoria." + +"How can it be?" asked Alaric, incredulously. + +"I don't know, but it surely is." + +"Well," said Alaric, finally convinced that his comrade was right, "that +is the very most unexplainable thing I ever came across, for I don't see +how it could possibly have come into his possession." + +While thus discussing this strange happening, the lads approached the +hotel in which one of them had been made to suffer so keenly a few hours +before. He dreaded the very thought of entering it again, but having +made up his mind that he must, was about to do so, when his attention +was attracted to a curious scene in front of the main entrance. + +[Illustration: A SMALL MAN WAS GESTICULATING TO A GROUP OF GRINNING +BELL-BOYS.] + +A small wiry-looking man, evidently a foreigner, was gesticulating, +stamping, and shouting to a group of grinning porters and bell-boys who +were gathered about him. As our lads drew near they saw that he held a +small open book in his hand, from which he was quoting some sentence, +while at the same time he was rapidly working himself into a fury. It +was a French-English phrase-book, in which, under the head of +instructions to servants, the sentence "_Je désire un fiacre_" was +rendered "Call me a hansom," and it was this that the excited Frenchman +was demanding, greatly to the amusement and mystification of his +hearers. + +"Call me a hansom! Call me a hansom! Call me a hansom!" he repeated over +and over at the top of his voice. "_C'est un fiacre--fiacre--fiacre!_" +he shouted. "_Oh, là , là ! Mille tonnerres! Call me a hansom!_" + +"He must be crazy," said Bonny; "for he certainly isn't handsome, and +even if he were, he couldn't expect people to call him so. I wonder why +they don't send for the police." + +Instead of answering him, Alaric stepped up to the laughing group and +said, politely, "_Pardon, monsieur. C'est Monsieur Filbert, n'est-ce +pas?_" + +"_Oui, oui. Je suis Filbert!_ Call me a hansom." + +"He wants a carriage," explained Alaric to the porters, who stared +open-mouthed at hearing this young tramp talk to the foreigner in his +own "lingo." "_Vous voulez une voiture, n'est-ce pas?_" he added, +turning to the stranger. + +"Oh, my friend!" cried M. Filbert in his own language, flinging away the +perplexing phrase-book as he spoke, and embracing Alaric in his joy at +finding himself once more comprehended. "It is as the voice of an angel +from heaven to hear again my own language in this place of barbarians!" + +"Have a care, monsieur," warned Alaric, "how you speak of barbarians. +There are many here who can understand perfectly your language." + +"I care not for them! I do not see them! They have not come to me! You +are the first! Can it be that I may engage you to remain and interpret +for me this language of distraction?" Here the speaker drew back, and +scanned Alaric's forlorn appearance hopefully. + +"That is what I came to see you about, monsieur," answered Alaric. "I am +looking for employment, and shall be happy--" + +"It is enough!" interrupted the other, vehemently. "You have found it. I +engage you now, at once. Come, the carriage is here. Let us enter." + +"But," objected the lad, "I have a friend whom I cannot leave." + +"Let him come! Let all your friends come! Bring your whole family if you +will, but only stay with me yourself!" cried the Frenchman, impetuously, +"I am distracted by my trouble with this terrible language, and but for +you I shall go crazy. You are my salvation. So enter the carriage, and +your friend. _Après vous, monsieur._ Do you also speak the language of +beautiful France? No? It is a great pity." + +"Does his royal highness take us for dukes?" questioned the bewildered +Bonny, who, not understanding one word of the foregoing conversation, +had, of course, no idea why he now found himself rolling along the +streets of Tacoma in one of its most luxurious public carriages. + +"Not exactly," laughed Alaric; "but he takes us for interpreters--that +is, he wants to engage us as such." + +"Oh! Is that it? Well, I'm agreeable. I suppose you told him that I was +pretty well up on Chinook? But what language does he talk himself?" + +"French, of course," replied Alaric, "seeing that he is a Frenchman." + +"Are you a Frenchman too?" + +"Certainly not." + +"Well, I didn't know but what you were, seeing that you talk the same +language he does, and just as well, for all that I can make out. Really, +Rick Dale, it is growing interesting to find out the things you know and +can do." + +Under Alaric's direction, the carriage first bore them to the railway +station, where a number of strange-looking boxes and packages, all +belonging to M. Filbert, were gathered in one place, and given in charge +of a porter, who was instructed to receive and care for any others that +might come marked with the same name. Then the carriage was again headed +up town, and driven to shop after shop until it seemed as though the +entire resources of the city were to be drawn upon to supply the +multitudinous needs of the mysterious Frenchman. + +Among the things thus purchased and ordered sent down to the station +were provisions, cooking utensils, axes, medicines, alcohol, tents, +blankets, ammunition, and clothing. + +Of course Alaric accompanied M. Filbert into each store, where his +knowledge of languages was invaluable in conducting the various +negotiations; but the Chinook interpreter, as he called himself, finding +that his services were not yet in demand, was content to remain +luxuriously seated in the carriage. + +During the whole afternoon M. Filbert talked incessantly with his +new-found interpreter, and Alaric seemed almost as excited as he. At +length the former, casting a dubious glance at the lads, asked, with an +apologetic manner, if they were well provided with clothing. + +"Only what you see, monsieur," answered Alaric. "Everything else we have +lost." + +"Ah! Is it so? Then must you be provided with the habiliments necessary. +If you will kindly give the instructions?" + +So the carriage was ordered to a shoe-shop and an outfitting +establishment, where both lads, to Bonny's further bewilderment, were +provided with complete suits of rough but warm and serviceable clothing, +including two pairs of walking boots, one of which was very heavy and +had hob-nailed soles. + +These last purchases were not concluded until after sunset, and with +them the business of the day was ended. With many parting injunctions to +Alaric, and a polite _bonne nuit_ to both lads, M. Filbert was driven +back to the hotel, leaving his newly engaged assistants to their own +devices for the time being. + +"Now," said Bonny, "if you haven't forgotten how to talk United States, +perhaps you will explain what all this means--what we are engaged to do, +what our wages are to be, and where we are bound? Are we to turn +gold-hunters or Indian-fighters, or is it something in the exploring +line?" + +"I expect," laughed Alaric, "it is to be more in the climbing line." + +"Climbing?" + +"Yes. Do you see that mountain over there?" Here Alaric pointed to the +lofty snow-capped peak of Mount Rainier, still rose-tinted with +sunlight, and rising in awful grandeur high above all other summits of +the Cascade range, nearly fifty miles from where they stood. + +"Certainly. I can't help seeing it." + +"Do you think you could climb it?" + +"Of course I could, if it came in my line of business." + +"Would you undertake it for thirty dollars a month and all expenses?" + +"Rick Dale, I'd undertake to climb to the moon on those terms. But you +are surely joking. The Frenchman will never pay that just for the fun of +seeing us climb." + +"Yes he will, though, and I have agreed that we shall start with him for +the top of that mountain to-morrow morning." + + +CHAPTER XXVI. + +PREPARING FOR AN ASCENT. + +Monsieur Jean Puvis Filbert was a Frenchman of wealth, a distinguished +member of the Alpine Club, an enthusiastic mountain-climber, and had for +an especial hobby the making of botanical collections from high +altitudes. He was now on a leisurely tour around the world, and had +recently arrived in Tacoma on one of the Northern Pacific steamships +from Japan. This was his first visit to America, and he was filled with +enthusiasm by the superb mountain scenery that greeted him on all sides +as his ship steamed through the Strait of Juan de Fuca and up the +glorious waterways of Puget Sound. + +As his knowledge of English was very limited, our mountain-climber began +his preparations for this arduous undertaking by engaging an +interpreter. The only one whom he could find was a Canadian, who spoke +French nearly as badly as he did English, and whom his employer was +quickly obliged to discharge for drunkenness and utter incompetence. +Then it seemed as though the expedition on which M. Filbert had set his +heart must be given up, and he was in despair. At this critical moment +Alaric Todd appeared on the scene seeking employment, though never +dreaming that it would come to him through his knowledge of French, and +was received literally with open arms. + +Of course he was engaged at once, and was able to secure a situation for +Bonny Brooks as well, though the precise nature of the young sailor's +duties were not defined. Thus Bonny was allowed to regard himself as +also holding the rank of an interpreter, whose services would be +invaluable in the event of an encounter with Indians, who, for all he +knew, might contest every foot of their way up the great mountain. + +M. Filbert wished the boys to spend the night with him at the hotel, but +Alaric was still so sore over his morning's experience that he begged to +be excused. So when they were left to themselves they carried their +recently acquired belongings down to the railway station, and persuaded +the agent to allow them to sleep in that corner of the baggage-room +devoted to their employer's collection of chattels. Here they put on +their new suits, and then, feeling once more intensely respectable, and +well content with their own appearance, each invited the other to dine +with him. Had they not two whole dollars between them, and was not that +enough to make them independent of the world? + +They procured a bountiful dinner in the restaurant where Alaric had +breakfasted, and with it ate up one of their dollars. The place was so +associated in their minds with the fine young fellow to whom they owed +all their present good fortune that they thought and talked much of him +during the meal. Recalling what he had said concerning his father +reminded Alaric of his own parent, and caused him to wonder if he were +yet aware that his younger son was not travelling around the world with +the Sonntaggs as he had planned. + +"If the dear old dad has heard of my disappearance," reflected the boy, +"he must be a good deal worried, for he has no idea of how well I can +take care of myself. I'll write to Cousin Esther, and ask her to tell +dad all about me. She is sure to see him on his way home, for he always +visits Uncle Dale's when he is in Boston." + +So after supper, Alaric, who was beginning to have a lively appreciation +of the value of money, as well as of fathers, cautiously invested four +cents in a sheet of paper, an envelope, and a stamp, all of which he was +able to procure from the proprietor of the restaurant. The boy smiled, +as he carefully pocketed his one cent of change, to think on what a +different scale he would have made a similar purchase less than a month +before. Then he would have ordered a box of note-paper, another of +envelopes, and a whole sheet of stamps. As for the change, why, there +wouldn't have been any, for he would simply have said, "Charge it, +please," and it would have been charged to his father's account. + +When Bonny saw that Alaric was about to write a letter he decided to +write one to his aunt Nancy at the same time, "For," said he, "she +probably imagines that I am in China by now, and would never think of +sending word to me here in case she got any news of father." So Bonny +also invested four cents in stationery; and the restaurant man +good-naturedly allowing them to use a table, besides loaning them pens +and a bottle of ink, they sat down to compose their respective epistles. +When Alaric's letter was finished it read as follows: + + "DEAR COUSIN ESTHER,--I have taken your advice and run away--that + is, I have done what amounts to the same thing, for I just sat + still and let the other folks run away. By this time I expect they + are in China, while I am here in the very place you said you would + be if you were a boy. I wish you were one so you could be here with + me now, for I think you would make a first-class boy. I am learning + to be one as fast as I can, a real truly boy, I mean, and not a + make-believe. I have already learned how to smuggle, and catch a + baseball, besides a little batting, and to swim, sail a boat, + paddle a canoe, talk some Siwash, and have had a good deal of + experience besides. + + "Now I am an interpreter and engaged in the mountain-climbing + business. We start to-morrow. + + "I have a partner who is a splendid chap, about my age, and named + Bonny Brooks. I know you would like him, for he is such a regular + boy, and knows just how to do things. + + "When you see my dear dad, please give him my warmest love, and + tell him I think more of him now than I ever did. Please make him + understand that it was the Sonntaggs who ran away, and not I. Tell + him that when I am through experimenting with my heart, and have + become a genuine boy like Bonny, I am coming back to him, to learn + how to be a man--that is, I will if I can afford to pay my way to + San Francisco. But you have no idea how much money it takes to + travel, especially when you have to earn it yourself, and so far I + haven't earned any. Still I have not starved--that is, not very + often--so far, and am in hopes of having plenty to eat from this + time on. Now I must say good-by because we are going to sleep in + the station to-night, and it closes early. + + "Ever your loving cousin, RICK." + + "P. S.--The principal reason I let the Sonntaggs go was because + they called me 'Allie.' Please tell this to Dad." + +Bonny's letter was not so long as Alaric's, but it described the +situation with equal vagueness. He wrote: + + "DEAR AUNT NANCY,--I am not in China, as you may suppose, having + quit the sea after rising to be first mate. Have also been a + smuggler, but am not any more. Am now engaged by the French as + interpreter, and so far like the business very well. Have also gone + into the climbing trade. We are to do our first mountain to-morrow. + Have for a chum one of the cleverest chaps you ever saw. He can + talk most any language except Chinook, and is a daisy ball-catcher. + His name is Rick Dale, and I am trying hard to be just like him. If + you have any news from father, please let me know. You can send a + letter in care of Mr. P. Bear, Hotel Tacoma, which is our + headquarters. + + "Ever your loving nephew, + B. BROOKS, Interpreter." + +Both these letters were sent to Massachusetts, Alaric's being addressed +to Boston, and Bonny's to Sandport. After they were posted, and our lads +were on their way back to the railway station, they began for the first +time to realize how very tired and sleepy they were. They were so +utterly weary that as they snuggled down in their corner of the +baggage-room, on a bed made of M. Filbert's tents and blankets, Alaric +remarked, + +"This is what I call solid comfort." + +"Yes," replied Bonny, "we certainly have struck a big streak of luck. Do +you remember how we were feeling about this time last night?" + +"No," answered Alaric, "I can't remember. It's too long ago. +Good-night." And in another minute both boys were fast asleep. + +They had taken "through tickets," as Bonny would have said, and slept so +soundly that they hardly stirred until the agent flung open the +baggage-room door at six o'clock the following morning, and caused them +to spring from their blankets in a hurry by shouting, "All aboard!" A +dash of cold water from the hydrant outside drove all traces of sleep +from their eyes, and so filled them with its fresh vigor that they raced +all the way up town to the restaurant. Here, although their appetites +were keen as ever, they managed to fully satisfy them with a ninety-cent +breakfast, "and left the place with money still in their pockets," as +Alaric expressed it. + +"That's so," responded Bonny. "We've just one cent apiece. Let's toss up +to see who will have them both." + +"No," said Alaric, "for that would be gambling; and I promised my mother +long ago at Monte Carlo never to gamble. She said more fortunes were +lost and fewer won in that way than by any other." + +"But one cent isn't a fortune," objected Bonny. + +"Why not? A man's fortune is all that he has, and if you have but one +cent, then that is your fortune." + +"I guess you are right, Rick Dale," laughed Bonny. "I hate gambling as +much as you do; but it never seemed to me before that tossing pennies +was gambling. I expect it is, though, so I'll just keep my fortune in my +pocket, and not risk it on any such foolishness." + +As the lads hastened back to the station, where they were to meet their +employer, the glorious mountain that was now the goal of their ambition +reared its mighty crest, radiant with sunlight, directly before them. So +wonderfully clear was the atmosphere that it did not seem ten miles +away, and Bonny, shaking a fist at it, cried, cheerfully, "Never you +mind, old fellow, we'll soon have you under foot." + +[TO BE CONTINUED.] + + + + +THE CORONATION OF A CZAR. + +BY JOHN RUSSELL DAVIDSON. + + +The greatest spectacles the world ever sees are the most solemn; +consequently, when a nation places upon a man, chosen by God as they +often believe, the symbols of sovereignty, the occasion is celebrated +with ceremonies of the most impressive character. + +The last important crowning of a King occurred in Moscow on the 27th of +May, 1883, and by that event Alexander III. was created Czar of all the +Russias. + +For two centuries the Russian imperial coronations have taken place in +Moscow, within the Kremlin, an enclosure in the heart of the holy city +in which are gathered the cathedrals and palaces whose walls have +witnessed all the celebrations of the great events of Russian history +for centuries. The coronation programme carried out nearly one hundred +and seventy-five years ago has remained unchanged in its important +details. Just before the coronation the sovereign retires from public +life, and spends a few days in fasting and prayer to fit and prepare him +for the occasion that is to be the grandest and most solemn in all his +lifetime. + +On the present Czar's birthday, the 18th of May, began the official and +non-official ceremonies by which Nicholas Alexandrovich will be +proclaimed supreme ruler over a nation numbering one hundred and twenty +millions of people. + +The actual crowning of this twenty-seven-year-old monarch will take +place on the 26th of May, and under conditions far happier than those +which made his father's coronation, though one of the grandest +spectacles in history, a festival clouded with a dreadful gloom that +fell upon the Russian people at the untimely death of the second +Alexander. + +The royal procession starts from the palace, and, approaching the +Cathedral of the Assumption, is met by a party of the clergy led by the +archbishop of the realm. The latter carries a cross that is kissed by +the royal pair; then the Emperor and Empress, and the road upon which +they walk, are sprinkled with holy water. Entering the cathedral, where +the decorations vie with the brilliant robes and uniforms of the +assembled priests and officers, their Majesties tread upon the richest +Persian carpets, and, passing through a balustrade of gold, seat +themselves in two ancient arm-chairs beneath a scarlet canopy ornamented +with golden emblems, and yellow, black, and white ostrich feathers. + +The services at the cathedral are essentially of the highest religious +order, and are performed by the leading ministers of the Greek Church, +of which the Czar himself is the exalted head. + +[Illustration: THE CORONATION CEREMONY.] + +A banner, called the Holy Banner of Russia because the pole is +surmounted by a spear-head made from a piece of the true cross, is +blessed and handed to the Emperor, who waves it three times before the +assembled congregation, and restores it to the primate. His Majesty +kneels, and the imperial mantle of silver and ermine is thrown over his +shoulders; the sword of John III., King of Poland, is fastened to his +side, while in his right hand is placed the sceptre, and in his left +hand the orb; rising in his place he then crowns himself with the +imperial crown, which is made in two parts, representing the Eastern and +Western empires. The Empress kneels before her husband, and for an +instant he rests the crown upon her brow. Another and smaller crown is +then given to Her Majesty by the Emperor, and at the same time the +ladies in waiting cover her with a robe similar to the Czar's. While all +this is going on, prayers are offered for the welfare of the new ruler, +and for the land during the reign just begun, and a great company of +singers chant the canticles; but as yet the people have made no +demonstration--they wait until the new Czar has been anointed. + +The most important part of the ceremonials is now to be performed. The +Archbishop of Moscow holds a silver bowl filled with holy oil in which a +fragment of the crown of thorns has been immersed, and dipping a golden +palm branch into the liquid, touches the Czar's brow, his eyelids, ears, +lips, and the palms of his hands. Opening the monarch's vestments, the +priest traces, in holy oil, the cross upon the royal breast, pronouncing +at the time sentences of the greatest solemnity. Immediately after this +sacred act, cannon, trumpets, and drums announce to the people without +the church that from now and forever the person of the Czar is +consecrated, that he is a man anointed of God and the delegate of His +power. + +In the mean time the Empress comes forward and is anointed by the +high-priest on the forehead only. The Holy Sacrament is then +administered to both their Royal Highnesses. While the Czar and Czarina +stand upon the platform of the throne a great chorus of joy is sung, +after which a mass is celebrated. At the moment the Czar receives back +the sceptre and globe the priest proclaims the imperial titles, and this +is hailed by a great outburst of cannon and bells, and everything that +can aid the people in a hearty acknowledgment of their new sovereign's +absolute right and power to rule them as long as his life shall last. + +This concludes the holy service, and the splendid assemblage proceeds to +the Cathedral of St. Michael, where the royal pair kneel before the +tombs of their ancestors, and receive more sprinklings with holy water. +The procession is then formed and faced towards the Church of the +Annunciation, where still further religious services close an event +which is the grandest and most brilliant ever witnessed. + + + + +PRACTICAL GOLF. + +BY W. G. VAN TASSEL SUTPHEN. + +(_In Five Papers._) + +IV.--APPROACHING AND PUTTING. + + +[Illustration: A PUTTING GREEN.] + +Up to this point all of our hitting has been free, and our one object +has been to drive the ball the longest possible distance. But now, with +the hole within the reach of practical politics, the problem takes on a +new feature, and it is the _right_ distance that becomes the important +thing. If we know by practice that we can drive on an average 110 yards +with the brassy, and the putting green is about that distance away, we +will of course take that club and do our best. But supposing that it is +ninety yards, it would be a great mistake to try and make an easy swing +with the brassy, and the attempt would probably result in a "top" or +some other form of "foozling" or missing. It would be much better to +play the full cleek stroke, which is generally from fifteen to twenty +yards shorter in carry. Or, again, if it is too near for the cleek, we +may use the medium iron or the lofter. But when we are inside of a full +stroke with the lofter or iron, we must devise some method of making a +shorter shot than the full swing, for the ground is probably too rough +for the putter, or there may be a bunker just in front of the green. + +The books on golf go into the subject of approach-shots in a most +elaborate fashion, and we are told that the three-quarter, the half, and +the quarter shot must now be brought into play, and the different +positions for making these strokes are described in a most minute and +yet confusing and contradictory manner. As a matter of fact, although +everybody talks of half and three-quarter shots, yet very few +authorities will agree on what they really are, or can clearly explain +how to make them. Is there any definite ground upon which to stand? + +You remember that in discussing the full drive we arrived at the +conclusion that it must be a swing and not a hit, and that in a swing +the force is derived from velocity rather than from weight. Now the same +principle applies in this case. Supposing that we use exactly the same +effort of muscle for one swing that we do for another, but that the club +head at one time swings back to our shoulder, and at another time only +half-way. Evidently in the shorter swing it will be travelling at a +lower rate of speed when it strikes the ball, and consequently with less +power, and consequently again the ball will not go so far. Well, this is +about as close as we can get to the secret of how to measure distance. +The shorter the swing the shorter the carry, provided always that our +grip is the same. And it should be always the same--that is, close and +firm, particularly with the left hand. If we tighten it more than usual +it means that we are about to hit instead of swing at the ball, or, in +other words, we are "forcing" or "pressing." If our grip is too loose it +means that we are about to flop at the ball in a feeble, uncertain way +that is neither hit nor swing, and this is called "sparing." Both +forcing and sparing are equally wrong, and sure to lead to unsteadiness +and all kinds of misses. The grip should always be about the same, +certainly always firm, and we should endeaver to reduce yards of carry +to simple inches of swing. Of course this is not an easy thing to do, +and in fact the "short game," as approaching is called, is generally the +weak point in most people's play. These strokes that are short of a full +swing are often called "wrist" strokes; but do not be deceived into +thinking that the term implies a free use of those joints. On the +contrary, the left wrist in particular can hardly be kept too stiff. +These strokes, again, are never played with a brassy or wooden driver, +their use being confined to the iron clubs, and particularly the lofter +or mashie, whichever weapon you may use habitually in approaching the +hole. + +The stance, or position of the feet, is one point upon which all the +doctors are agreed. A few players approach off the left leg, but the +great majority stand half-facing the hole, with the right leg very much +nearer the line of fire than the left one; in fact, the position is just +the opposite of the one advised for the full driving swing. Moreover, +the arms are drawn closer in, and in the case of a very short stroke the +right arm should be lightly pressed against the body to insure +steadiness. Get the general position right, and the rest will follow in +due course. + +Two strokes may be specially considered--the high lofting shot, and +running the ball up with the iron. The first is used when there is some +obstacle directly in front of the green which must be cleared, and at +the same time there is danger on the other side. The problem, then, is +to loft the ball high into the air so that it may fall dead on the +putting green with little or no run. The position is still half-facing +the hole, and the swing should be almost straight up and down. And in +this one particular stroke you may allow the wrists to be as flexible as +possible, for the problem is to describe a small ellipse with the club +head, and not, as before, the segment of a circle. Of course you will +use a lofter or a mashie for this stroke. + +The running-up stroke is very useful when there is rough ground between +you and the green, but no bunker to clear. To make this stroke the +player should have his hands well in front of the ball, which tends to +make the face of the lofter more upright than is its natural lie. This +is called turning in the face, and the effect is to skim the ball close +to the ground. The club should be carried back close to the ground, and +then brought forward with a slow dragging motion, both wrists being kept +perfectly stiff. It is worth while practising this stroke, for it is a +very effective one in its results. + +[Illustration: PUTTING--FRONT VIEW.] + +And now, after all our trials and misadventures, we are at last on the +putting green, and it only remains to hole out. Putting is not +particularly interesting, but you must remember that a stroke wasted at +the hole counts just as much as a foozle from the tee. Carefulness and +concentration are especially necessary, and although putters, like +poets, are said to be born, not made, you should at least aim at going +out in two strokes from any part of the green three times out of five. + +Putting may be done in almost any position, but whatever stance you do +adopt, stick to it, and go in for results rather than for theoretical +experiments. The position shown in the illustrations is a sound one, and +you cannot do better than to adopt it. You will notice that the ball is +comparatively near the right foot, and that the right arm is lightly +steadied on the hip. Let the stroke itself be as near to a push as you +can manage it without actually committing that offence, and it will aid +you in controlling your distance if the club head is allowed to "sclaff" +along the turf or scrape it lightly. Remember, too, that after getting +your direction you must look at the ball and not at the hole. + +[Illustration: PUTTING--REAR VIEW.] + +Putting is divided into approach puts and holing out. In the first-named +the distance is the important thing. Of course you will play directly +for the hole in the hope that you may go out in one; but failing in +that, your ball must remain in such a position that the next stroke +shall be a dead certainty. The great tendency is not to be up with the +hole--_i.e._, you are so afraid of going too far past that your ball +stops that much short. It is an old St. Andrews maxim that the hole will +not come to you. Harden your heart, therefore, and play for the back of +the hole rather than attempt a dribble just over the edge. In other +words, use enough strength to run your ball at least a foot and a half +beyond the hole in case it fails to drop in. You are in no worse +position than if you had stopped that distance short, and you have had +the extra chance of a "gobble." + +"Holing out" is, in nine cases out of ten, simply a question of keeping +your eye on the ball rather than on the hole. If you cast a glance at +the promised land the fraction of an instant before the ball is struck, +you will be sure to put off the line. Remember also that the precept of +always being up with the hole applies with equal force to your +approach-shots to the green. Always play for the hole itself the instant +that it comes within practical range of _any_ club, and you will save +many a put. + +The "stymie" demands just a word. In a match, or hole, game the one +farthest from the hole must always play first, and this rule holds good +on the putting green. If the balls are in line with the hole and +_within_ six inches of each other, the nearer ones may be lifted, to be +replaced after the shot; but if _more_ than six inches separate them, +the ball farthest away must be lofted over if it is to have any chance +for the hole. The stroke is not difficult with a little practice, but +you must have your grip firm, and your calculations must be based +chiefly on your distance from the hole. If properly hit, the club will +loft your ball over the other one, and if the strength be right it will +drop or run into the hole. In medal, or score, play the ball in line and +nearest the hole is always holed out, and the stymie is never played. + +And here and now and always-- + +_Keep your eye on the ball._ + + + + +A LEAF PROM AN DIARY. + + +The largest slave-holder and manager in this country in 1856 was said to +be Mr. J. Hamilton Cowper, of Darien, Georgia, who was reputed as +directing the labor of 1500 slaves. On our way home from Cuba, in April +of that year, where we had been inspecting the system of slave labor, we +had the good luck to meet Mr. Cowper on one of the sea islands of South +Carolina. He was a remarkable man physically and mentally, and it was +said he could throw up two apples into the air and hit both with his two +single-barrelled pistols. + +A few years before the date of our meeting him he had been wrecked off +Cape Hatteras, an account of which we drew from him as follows: He had +embarked at Charleston, South Carolina, on the paddle-wheel steamer +_Pulaski_, bound to New York, having under his care a Mrs. Nightingale +and her young baby, and another lady with a small child. Before turning +in he had inspected the small boats, as was his custom in those +dangerous voyages before ocean navigation by steam had been perfected, +and when about midnight the boiler burst he went straight to the ladies, +told them to hurry on their clothes and wait for him while he ran to +explore. Seeing that the steamer was absolutely wrecked by the +explosion, he took the two women to the nearest boat, lowered them and +their two children into it, and, with half a dozen sailors, pushed off +from the sinking ship. They pulled all next day, in company with another +small boat, towards the surf-beaten shore of Hatteras, he taking command +of the boat. They pulled along the surf for an opening, and saw the +other boat try to land, and swamp. At last his crew, without food or +water, refused to pull any further, and insisted on trying to land. +After trying in vain to show them the danger, he had to submit, but made +one of the best men promise to help save the women when they turned +over, as he told them they were sure to do. The boat capsized, and his +comrade made for the shore; but Cowper called him back. One woman Cowper +gave to him; the other had sunk, but he caught her by her long hair, +raised her, and the baby under her shawl smiled as she came up. It was +Miss Isabella Nightingale, now a bright girl of eighteen, with whom we +had just breakfasted. Mr. Cowper managed to get all of his protegées +above the surf, and then fell exhausted. All this was drawn out of him +without any boasting or exaggeration. It shows what a cool head and firm +hand can do in an emergency. + +Space will not permit me to give here Mr. Cowper's opinions on the +rebellion, and of the relative value of free and slave labor. He was a +man of remarkable intelligence and executive ability, and it was said +that he kept a record of the work done and the produce gathered on each +field of his large domain during his long life. He told me that he +considered the popular notion that the white men could not work at the +South a mere fallacy. He, however, believed in the economy of slavery, +and doubtless, under his skilful administration, it worked better than +elsewhere. + + + + +SOMETHING ABOUT BUDS. + + +There are two classes of people--those who are forehanded and provident, +and those who neglect to look out for the future. One is wise, the other +foolish. Our Mother Nature, as she is sometimes called, belongs to the +wise class. She constantly and most wonderfully provides for the future. +Plants are her children, and foreseeing the winter, she does what she +can to preserve them from the severe cold, so that they may revive in +spring. She has several ways of doing this. In summer, to provide for +new growth of branches and leaves, the next season's buds are formed +under the bark. You can only find them by cutting into the bark. + +Buds are the beginnings of leaves, branches, or flowers. They are tender +babies, and need to be cradled and blanketed. Here is a tough old +shagbark-tree. In the coziest manner possible the next year's buds are +tucked away under gummy and thick scaly leaves. Frost and icy wind +cannot injure them. Many forest trees protect their buds with scales. A +locust and buttonwood form their new buds under the hollow stem base of +the old leaf. Dr. Gray likens the old leaf to a "candle-extinguisher." +You have only to pull off a locust leaf any day in summer to see next +year's bud. It grows under the old leaf till it has strength to take +care of itself when the leaf falls in autumn. + +We cannot tell at first, and from the outside, just what the bud is +going to produce. Some buds contain a whole branch, with all its leaves, +in embryo, curled up and tucked into a very small space. Often a flower +bud grows beside a leaf bud, and it may come out first in spring. Some +of the maples do that. The forsythia is a shrub which is covered with +yellow flowers in the early spring before a leaf appears on the bush. + +Some plants protect their buds by keeping them underground. Plants have +stems running along or under the surface as well as straight up. The +horizontal stems are _root-stocks_. The pretty prince's-pine, the +sour-leaved wood-sorrel, peppermint, and indeed many of the common +flowers, have a horizontal main stem, with ascending branches. One of +the most curious is the Solomon's-seal. A new leaf is sent up every year +from the tip end of the root-stock, and the old, dropping off, leaves a +sear, which is the "seal." Buds formed on these underground stems are +protected from too great changes of temperature by a few inches of soil. +Those buds that lie on the surface must be protected by the dead leaves +which fall in autumn. They, the buds, are the real "babes in the wood," +you see. + +Our baby bud, just like children, must have nourishment as well as +protection in order to grow in spring. This is provided by the thick +leaves that cover, or by the stem, or in some other way. The story of an +Irish potato is the most curious of them all. The potato is a collection +of underground buds and starch. The eyes of potatoes are true buds, and +each one can make a new plant. Have you ever seen the potatoes sprouting +in the cellar? Back of the eye is a scale, which is a sort of leaf. The +place for buds is just within the old leaf--that is, in the _axil_, or +space between the leaf and stem on the upper side. So that potato buds +are _axillary_. When our cooks pare potatoes for boiling they have to +dig these buds out with a sharp-pointed knife. But they are a boon to +the farmer. If he had to plant seed of potatoes he would wait two years +for his crop. But now he cuts a potato in pieces, taking care to leave +an eye on every piece. It would be wasteful to plant a whole potato with +several buds in one hill. Plenty of starch, the nourishment necessary +for the growing bud, is in one potato for all of its buds. + +Propagation by buds and shoots is very common. More vegetation appears +from buds than from seeds, although most plants are none the less +anxious to produce seeds. They provide in both ways for the perpetuation +of their species. + +It is for this reason that the spring, once started, comes on so +rapidly. One week there are only bare trees and brown fields; the next, +everything is in leaf and bloom. Every leaf of a horse-chestnut-tree +seems to grow an inch in a single night. The buds are all ready just as +soon as mild weather sets the sap running, and they almost jump into +active life. + + + + +THE EDUCATED GOOSE. + + +"What do you think, mamma," said Johnny, the other day. "I have just read +a real funny story in the paper, and it is all about a goose." + +"Well, what did the goose do?" asked Johnny's mother, with a smile of +expectation. + +"Why, this goose didn't do anything, but she is being taught her letters +with big red blocks, and after awhile I suppose she'll be able to read +_Mother Goose_. Won't she be surprised to find out that there was ever a +poet in the family?" As Johnny's mother made no reply, he continued, +pleasantly: + +"I hope the poor goose won't ruin her eyes when she does know how to +read, because it would be awful if she had to wear eye-glasses like +grandmamma. I suppose she is now studying hard and going to school just +like a little girl." + +"There isn't any school for geese, is there, Johnny?" + +"No; I forgot when I said she was going to a regular school. She is +being taught at home by her owner. Don't you think it very kind of this +good man to teach the poor goose to read?" + +"It is, Johnny; but I can't see the use in it." + +"There may be no use in it," replied Johnny, who was not a little +surprised at his mother's view; "but I think it will be very nice for +the goose to be able to enjoy picture-books and read fairy tales, +especially when the pond's frozen and she cannot go swimming, and when +the snow is so deep that she can't go rooting around. Besides, when the +lawn is nice and green she can read the sign 'Keep off the Grass,' and, +of course, she will do it, because when she is educated she will be more +polite and refined. And then when the goslings crawl under her at night +she can put them to sleep by singing to them little songs, and she can +also tell them pretty stories about giants and fairy princesses when +they are swimming around the mill-pond, and then she will teach the +goslings to read. But there's one thing they will never do." + +"What's that, Johnny?" + +"Why, if they ever learn to write they won't do it with goose-quills. +But I suppose they will wander into the house, and sit on the sofa in +the library, and read books. Now suppose you were a goose, mamma, +wouldn't you like to be able to read?" + +"I don't know, Johnny." + +"Well, I would; but I would never like to read anything about the goose +having his head chopped off and being stuffed with potatoes and onions. +But I suppose when the goose can read she will be worth too much to eat, +because she can be used as a nurse, and read stories to little boys on +rainy days. And she may be able to teach little boys to read by using +blocks, and I can tell you that would be just fine, and a great deal +better than going to school, because the goose couldn't keep us in. Do +you know what I'd do if I were an educated goose?" + +"No. What would you do, Johnny?" + +"I'd start a swimming-school, and I could teach every kind of swimming +except swimming on the back. I think I know why the chicken can't swim." + +"Why, Johnny?" + +"Why, because she is afraid to try. Now, mamma, which would you rather +be, a wild goose or a tame goose?" + +"Johnny, why do you ask so many questions?" + +"Because, mamma, I have to answer questions all day at school, and the +only chance I have to ask them is at home." + +"Then I wish you would hurry off to school now." + +Johnny took his books and started; but when he was on the street he +looked back inquiringly at his mother. She opened the window and asked +him what he wanted, and he replied: + +"Say, mamma, if the goose ever does have to go to school, and it is too +far to walk, how do you suppose she'll ever be able to fly with her +blocks and books under her wings?" + + + + +[Illustration: From Chum to Chum] + +BY GASTON V. DRAKE. + +XVI.--FROM BOB TO JACK. + + + PARIS. + + [Illustration] + + DEAR JACK,--Had a fine time yesterday. We hired a great big open + wagon that used to belong to Napoleon the Third and drove out to + Versailles. If it wasn't wrong to bet I'd bet you a quarter you + can't pronounce that word. Two to one you'd call it Ver-sales, + which it isn't at all, but Vare-sigh. That's a queer thing about + French. It isn't spelt the way it's pronounced, which I can't see + the good of, and people who don't know it get lost. Take the word + Luxemburg for instance. We'd pronounce it Luks-um-berg, but these + people here wouldn't recognize it if we did it in their hearing, + but if we said Loo-ksaun-boor they'd understand right away. And all + the streets are Roos or Boolyvars. Boolyvars is French for + Boulevards, and it's all right to call them that if they want to + because that's what they are, but what's the sense of changing an + easy word like streets into a silly little word like roos I can't + even guess, and I'm generally a good guesser. + + [Illustration] + + I sat next to the driver going out and it was very interesting. He + couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so we spent + most of our time laughing. He'd say something to me and laugh and + then I'd get one of my jokes at him and laugh, and I must say it + was just about as good as if we understood what we were saying to + each other--anyhow, it was more successful than Pop's attempts to + talk to him. Pop said something to him in his patent French, as + Aunt Sarah calls it; he asked him what a certain building was and + as far as we could make out his answer, he replied that he thought + it might before night, though it was clear enough when we started. + + Speaking of Pop's patent French, it sounds quite as good to me as + real French. He just takes an English word and Frenchifies it. For + instance if you don't know French for building, you say bildang. + Kesserkersay cet bildang la, in Pop's patent French means what + building is that there. In some cases it works without your knowing + it, like Pudding. If you take pudding and Frenchify it into + Pooh-dang it's near enough for a Frenchman to understand, and if + there is any, and there generally is, he'll bring you some. + + [Illustration] + + It's a beautiful drive from Paris out to Versailles and you see + lots all the way. The first thing we passed was the obelisk. It's + kept cleaner than the one in Central Park and I don't like it as + well. It doesn't seem so old, because it is so clean. Ours always + looks as if it was on its last legs as it has a right to be, while + this Paris one is as spick and span as it would be if it had been + polished up with tooth-powder that very morning. The next thing to + be seen on the drive was the Arc de Triomphe. That means Arch of + Triumph and was put up when the French people used to triumph. It's + got a fence around it now so that nobody can wear it out by walking + under it. That's sarcasm as Aunt Sarah calls it, which is saying + what you don't think with your nose turned up. The real reason why + it's fenced in I guess is that the French people aren't triumphing + as much as they were when they had a man like Napoleon at the + hellum. France isn't any Yale College nowadays and hasn't won + anything for a long time, and I don't see how she can expect to + with the funny looking soldiers she has. Pop says they're all fuss + and red pants, but Aunt Sarah thinks they're fine because there + isn't any pomp about them, they're content to be plain soldiers of + the Republic and wear what the government thinks is good for 'em. + Pop says they make up in vanity what they lack in pomp, and when it + comes to a question between Pop and Aunt Sarah I always side with + Pop because he's a man and knows more. Anyhow I don't think much of + the French soldiers. They haven't got great big chests like the + English soldiers have and somehow their uniforms make me think of + hand-organs. I wish we had a few arches like that Arc de Triomphe + about New York or even America. + + You can see this particular one from all over the city and there's + no use of talking about it it makes you think more of the people + and you learn more of their history looking at arches than when you + don't see anything but elevated railroads and big sky-scraping + office buildings. That's one thing Paris hasn't got and I guess + it's one reason she's such a bright sunshiny looking city. All your + light and air and sunbeams aren't shut out by life-insurance + companies and newspapers. Elevated railroads, and life-insurance + companies and newspapers don't teach you much but arches of Triumph + do and I sort of think if we Americans would put up a few arches + like that even if they cost a lot of money and took ten years to + build there'd be more patriotism around about. I know this: I've + learned more history over here in a week from what I've seen, than + I could learn home in forty years from books, which is all we + Americans can learn from except the newspapers which don't even + agree and leave us worse off after we've read 'em than we were + before. + + Then we went through the Bois de Bologne which as I told you before + is French for Central Park and it was great. They have woods and + lakes and avenues all through it and best of all you don't have to + keep off the grass either. What good grass is if you can't enjoy it + is a thing I never understood. Pop says he can't understand it + either except that people who can't make anything else like to make + rules which accounts for all the signs in Central Park forbidding + you to do everything you want to do, like "Don't tease the + monkies," and "keep off the grass" and so on. In our American parks + all you can do is walk where you're let, but here you can do + anything you please in the parks and no one's any the worse off. + What's more the folks that enjoy parks go to 'em and get all the + fun out of 'em there is to be had, here. You see Frenchmen pushing + two baby-carriages at once and smiling all over even if it isn't + easy work, and you can't ride a mile without seeing a half a dozen + picnics going on right square on the grass, any day of the week; + only a French picnic isn't a bit like an American one. It lacks + lots of things that makes an American picnic pleasant, particularly + lemon pie. It's queer these people over here don't seem to know how + good real pie is--but anyhow they all come out and sit on the grass + and sing together and have a good time. That's what I like. Pop + says I like it because it's something I never saw before, but he's + only half right. I like it because I like to see people having a + good time and that's what they have in the Bois de Bologne. Then + there are caffys where you can get ice-cream and cake all through + it with bands and fountains playing all day. + +(_This letter will be continued next week._) + + + + +[Illustration: INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORT] + + +[Illustration: T. M. EDWARDS, + +Winner N. E. I. S. Tennis Tournament.] + +Although there was a larger number of entries for the New England +Interscholastic Tennis Tournament this year than last, the standard of +play was considerably lower. But it is hardly to be expected that every +season will develop such men as Ware and Whitman. The winner of this +year's tourney, T. M. Edwards, shows more promise than ability just now, +but he is made of good material, and is bound to develop. To win the +National Interscholastics, however, he will have to work hard between +now and Newport, for Fincke, I think, could defeat him to-day. + +The matches were very uneven in the early part of this Cambridge +tournament, the winners, as a rule, taking two straight sets. In the +preliminaries only eleven three-set matches were played. The four men +left for the semi-finals were Edwards of English High to play Howe of +Cambridge Latin, and Seaver of Brookline High to play Cummings of Newton +High. Both matches were won in two straight sets, Edwards defeating +Howe, 8-6, 6-4, and Seaver getting the better of Cummings easily, 6-1, +6-3. The final match between Edwards and Seaver created considerable +interest and developed some good tennis. Seaver took the first set, 6-3. +After that Edwards drew himself together, and showed some good up-hill +work. His winning score was, 3-6, 6-1, 8-6, 7-5. + +[Illustration: REGINALD FINCKE, SHERMAN L. COY, + +Winners of the Yale Interscholastic Tennis Tournament.] + +The standards of performance which must be attained by the athletes who +are to represent the New England I.S.A.A. at the National Games were +fixed by the Executive Committee at a recent meeting. They are as +follows: For the 100, 10-2/5 sec.; for the 220, 23 sec.; for the +quarter, 53-2/5 sec.; for the half, 2 min. 6 sec.; for the mile, 4 min. +40 sec.; for the walk, 7 min. 40 sec.; for the 1-mile bicycle, 2 min. 40 +sec.; for the high hurdles, 18 sec.; for the low hurdles, 28 sec.; for +the shot, 37 feet; for the hammer, 115 feet; for the pole vault, 10 +feet; for the high jump, 5 ft. 7 in.; and for the broad jump, 21 feet. +These are very high standards indeed, and a team composed of two men in +each event with records represented by these figures will be a hard +crowd to beat. + +At this same meeting the Executive Committee passed a very good rule, to +the effect that contestants at the association's games shall pay the +regular admission of fifty cents, like spectators. This course was +adopted because in the past complimentary tickets have frequently failed +to reach contestants; sometimes they have not even been printed, and the +result has been that men have come to the games, and have had to pay a +fifty-cent admission anyway. This money is supposed to be returned after +the games, but seldom is. Under the new rule contestants will be sure of +not having to pay more than fifty cents. + +[Illustration: J. K. Robinson, c.f. Johnson, 2d b. Hill, l.f. + +Sheffer, sub. G. Robinson, 3rd b. Goldsborough, r.f. O. E. Robinson, +sub. + +A. Robinson, s.s. S. Starr (Capt.), c. Hall, p. E. Starr, 1st b. + +ST. PAUL'S BASEBALL TEAM.] + +The St. Paul's, Garden City, baseball nine promises to be a strong team +this year, although, with the exception of four men, it is made up of +inexperienced players. Hard training, however, begun in February, has +developed strong team play and excellent base-running. Sidney Starr, +captain and catcher, is a first-class back-stop and a speedy and +accurate thrower. Hall, who did such good work last year, has made great +improvement in form and effectiveness. He has been troubled with a lame +arm, but will soon be in good condition. Everett Starr at first base is +playing a much better game than he did last year. Second base is covered +satisfactorily by Johnson, while Arthur Robinson, the young sprinter, is +proving himself a clever short-stop, good batter, and excellent +base-runner. George Robinson at third is new at the position, but fills +it acceptably. Hill, left field, and J. K. Robinson, centre field, will, +before the season is over, be in a class by themselves. Goldsborough, +right field, is slower, but makes up for this by his stick-work. The +substitutes are Sheffer and O. E. Robinson. (This nine seems to be +largely a Robinson family affair.) + +The important games thus far have been with Berkeley and Brooklyn High. +The former resulted in a victory for St. Paul's by 7 to 4. The St. +Paul's vs. Brooklyn High-school game was a fine exhibition of scholastic +baseball. Although the teams were very evenly matched and the game was +close from start to finish, St. Paul's, by steadier play at critical +points and superior base-running, won by the score of 3-2. The +probability is that this victory secures the L.I.I.S. championship to +St. Paul's, as Brooklyn High is certainly the strongest school team in +Brooklyn. + +[Illustration: Hastie, r.f. Watson, 1st b. Eddy, sub. Righter, 2d b. +Cheyney, c.f. + +Martin, l.f. + +Arrott, p. Kafer (Capt.), c. Cadwalader, 3d b., and p. Jones, s.s. + +LAWRENCEVILLE BASEBALL TEAM.] + +The Lawrenceville nine is slowly getting into trim for its important +games. So far the team is not noteworthy in any special particular, +although the general work is of a high order. The coaches have been +trying new men at first and third bases, short-stop, and centre field; +and yet with many of the old players back the team has been slow in +getting into form. Cadwalader, who played third last year, is +alternating with Arrott in pitching, and is doing fairly well. Arrott is +stronger than he was last year. Kafer, the Captain and catcher, is a +valuable man, and does the back-stop work satisfactorily, though his +throwing to bases is not yet sure or reliable. Watson, a new man at +first, is only fair. Jones, at short-stop, is a short, lively fellow, +who develops slowly, but surely and steadily. When not pitching, +Cadwalader fills third base well. In the out-field all the men are quite +sure on the high flies, though not at all reliable on the running +catches, and are slow in fielding in line drives. + +As a whole the men may realize that success in a game is due to hard +work and determination and everlasting perseverance, but they surely do +not show it by their actions. They show little judgment in batting, +being puzzled continually by the pitchers; and many of them simply wait, +hoping to get a base on called balls. When on the bases the men have +thus far not shown their ability to seize every opportunity offered to +advance the bases. The coaches keep hammering away, however, and hope +for good results against the Hill School and Andover later on. + +Lawrenceville has had some valuable practice games with the Princeton +consolidated team, which is the next to the 'Varsity, and beat them +twice in four games. The school team also did better in the second game +with the Princeton 'Varsity, 15-1, in nine innings; the first game +resulting 16-1, in five innings. Princeton has a strong batting team +this year. Eight of the fifteen runs in the second Lawrenceville game +were made in the first inning, but after that the school team steadied +down, and shut the 'Varsity men out for several innings. + +Andover and Worcester will again this year have a dual track-athletic +meet. The probable date is May 23, at Andover. Both schools are getting +their men in condition, and much new material is being developed. +Andover has only a few of last year's men to count on. Senn, Dunton, and +Jones are doing good work in the sprints, and Lindenberg, although a new +man at the quarter, promises well for that distance. Gaskell in the +half, and Richardson and Palmer in the mile, are expected to score +points for Andover. Crouse is showing excellent form in the walk, and +will give the Worcester man a hard push for first place. Tyler will not +run in the half, which will be a severe loss to the team. Stone ought to +take a place in the bicycle-race, and Perry seems good for at least +second in both the pole vault and the high jump. An unusually large +number of men at P. A. are working at the broad jump, and some good +material ought to be developed for that event. Andover's principal +weakness is in the weights, the hammer and shot men all being new to the +work. Cady, who came up from Hartford this year, is a fast man over the +high hurdles, and Newcombe may be counted on for points in the low +hurdles. + +The date for the National Interscholastic Games, which has been under +discussion for some time, has finally been set for June 20. Unless +something unforeseen occurs to prevent, the events will be run off on +the Berkeley Oval. + +The Interscholastic League which was recently formed by Lawrenceville, +St. Paul's, the Hill School, Hotchkiss Academy, and Westminster has +fallen to pieces. For one reason or another, more or less valid--mostly +less--the three last-named schools withdrew, leaving only Lawrenceville +and St. Paul's. These two schools decided to continue in the League, and +will hold their games at Lawrenceville on May 23, extending to the other +three schools the privilege of joining at any time they may desire. + +At the Pacific Coast championships, held on an improvised track at +Central Park, San Francisco, Saturday, May 2, the Academic Athletic +League's team took second place with 26 points, first honors going to +the University of California with 35, and the next highest score, 18, +being made by Stanford University. The A.A.L. captured all the +sprints--the 100, the 220, the 440, and also the 100-yard novice. + +Drum took the 100-yard dash in 10-3/5 seconds, after winning two trial +heats in 10-4/5 and 10-3/5 respectively. The track was very slow, being +practically a course of soft sand. If the races had been run on a hard +track all the figures would undoubtedly have been much lower. Drum also +won the 220, which was run in one heat in 25 seconds. The 100-yard +novice went to Lippman of Hoitt's in 10-4/5 seconds, and the quarter was +taken by Woolsey, B.H.-S., in 57 seconds. Woolsey had a big crowd about +him, and seemed to be lost at the beginning of the last hundred yards; +but he made a great finish, and won. His time is excellent, considering +the track, which, besides being heavy, is seven laps to the mile, with +three turns in the 440. + +The star scholastic performer of the day, however, was Cheek, O.H.-S. He +won the shot with a put of 41 feet 8-1/2 inches, which breaks the +Pacific coast record of 40 feet 5 inches. This winning put was his +third, the first being over 38 feet, and the second nearly 42 feet; but +he stepped out, unfortunately, and this was not measured. Edgren, the +U. of C. crack, was second in the event, and nine inches behind Cheek. +Cheek also went into the pole vault, and cleared 10 feet 5 inches, +although he weighs over 190 pounds, and has been in training only three +weeks. He competed in the broad jump too, doing 19 feet 8 inches, and in +the high jump he cleared 5 feet 4 inches, dropping out before he was +disqualified, in order to save himself for the vault. + +Hoffman, O.H.-S., did good work too. He vaulted 10 feet 5 inches, and +jumped 5 feet 6 inches, securing second in the former event. Warnick +took his heat in the low hurdles in 29-4/5 seconds, and got third in the +finals. The walk was an exciting contest between Walsh of Lowell H.-S. +and Merwin, U. of C. The college man took the lead for two laps, when +Walsh forged ahead and led until the last hundred yards, when Merwin +spurted and crossed the line only a few yards to the good. The +California school athletes may well feel proud of the records made by +their representatives. + + THE GRADUATE. + + * * * * * + +It was in the car of one of those narrow-gauge railroads that penetrate +the wilds of the Maine woods. The yelps of the dogs in the baggage part +of the smoker brought the conversation of the hunting party around to +pointers. Many wonderful tales of these excellent animals had been told, +when an old veteran with grizzled whiskers who had remained silent +remarked: + +"That last story of yourn, neighbor, puts me in mind of my dog. We were +up near the border, precious nigh onto civilization, and I had played in +pretty good luck, bagging a couple of brace before noon. All of a sudden +I missed the dog, and I whistled and stamped round, but I couldn't raise +him nohow. Finally I gave it up. I knew he must be pointing somewhere +about, and thought he'd show up when I went into camp. Well, he didn't, +and I finally left the region. + +"I happened to get up there again 'bout three weeks later, and striking +in near the same place, what did I stumble over but the dog, rigid as +stone, and pointing up a tree. Yes, gentlemen, he had a bird there, and +kept it till I came. When I shot it, the dog keeled over, couldn't stand +it any longer. Well, three weeks is a pretty good stretch for a dog, but +he was a wonder." + +And the old veteran quietly puffed his pipe and silence reigned. + + + + +ADVERTISEMENTS + + + + +Arnold + +Constable & Co + + * * * * * + +Paris Lingerie + +_Peignoirs, Chemise de Jour,_ + +_Pantalons, Jupons, Robes de Nuit._ + + * * * * * + +BATISTE CORSETS. + +Shirt Waists. + + * * * * * + +INFANTS' WEAR. + +_Hand-made Dresses, Mull Caps,_ + +_Pique Coats._ + + * * * * * + +Broadway & 19th st. + +NEW YORK. + + + + +[Illustration: Royal Baking Powder] + + + + +[Illustration] + +Reader: Have you seen the + +[Illustration: Franklin] + +It is a Collection which no one who loves music should fail to own; it +should find a place in every home. Never before, it may truthfully be +said, has a song book been published at once so cheap, so good, and so +complete.--_Colorado Springs Gazette._ + +[Illustration: Square] + +This Song Collection is one of the most notable enterprises of the kind +attempted by any publisher. The brief sketches and histories of the +leading productions in the work add greatly to the value of the +series.--_Troy Times._ + +[Illustration: Collection] + +Sold Everywhere. Price, 50 cents; Cloth, $1.00. Full contents, with +specimen Pages mailed, without cost, on application to + +Harper & Brothers, New York. + + + + +[Illustration: Thompson's Eye Water] + + + + +[Illustration: BICYCLING] + + This Department is conducted in the interest of Bicyclers, and the + Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the subject. Our + maps and tours contain much valuable data kindly supplied from the + official maps and road-books of the League of American Wheelmen. + Recognizing the value of the work being done by the L.A.W., the + Editor will be pleased to furnish subscribers with membership + blanks and information so far as possible. + + +[Illustration: Copyright, 1896, by Harper & Brothers.] + +For the present leaving the long run from New York westward at Buffalo, +we will turn, in response to many inquiries from Connecticut and western +Massachusetts, and give a few routes in those two States. This week we +give the first stage of the run from Poughkeepsie on the Hudson to +Hartford, Connecticut, by way of Waterbury. We have already given in +Nos. 810 and 817 of HARPER'S ROUND TABLE the route from New York to +Poughkeepsie, and by reversing other maps already published in the ROUND +TABLE it will be a simple matter to make out the road from Albany to +Poughkeepsie. + +Leaving Poughkeepsie from the Nelson House, make for the big +turnpike-road that runs to Hackensack, which is seven miles away. In the +middle of the town keep to the left and run a mile out, where a fork +will be reached. Turn here to the left at Kyers Corner, and run on to +Fishkill Plains. The road is well marked from Fishkill Plains to +Hopewell, three miles further on, except that at one point, a little +less than two miles from Fishkill Plains, the rider should keep to the +right at the fork in the road. From Hopewell to Poughquag there are two +routes. The shorter and reasonably good road in dry weather keeps +straight on beside the railroad after leaving Hopewell, crosses it about +two miles out, and meets it again at Sylvan Lake, eventually running +into Poughquag by bearing generally to the right after leaving Sylvan +Lake. In wet weather, however, it will be very unwise to take this +direct route, as the road is then in bad condition. The wheelman is +therefore strongly advised to turn to the right and cross the railroad +track shortly after leaving Hopewell, taking a somewhat stiff hill +before running into Stormville, and keeping to the left on leaving +Stormville, but being careful to bear sharp to the left less than a mile +out, and thus continuing along a straight road to Poughquag. + +The run from Poughquag to Pawling is direct over a good route; thence +the proper route continues through Cowls Corners and Balls Pond--the New +York-Connecticut line being crossed about a mile before the latter place +is reached--to Danbury. From Danbury to Hawleyville is a more or less +difficult road to find. It can only be said in general that on leaving +the hotel in Danbury bear to the left--that is, the northeastward--and +having crossed the Norwalk railroad, keep to the right at the fork just +beyond it. Do not cross the New York and New England Railroad until you +are running into Hawleyville, but keep straight on after reaching the +fork for about two miles over a pretty stiff hill, and thence some four +miles further to Hawleyville. From Hawleyville to Newtown is a short +three-mile run, and the rider is advised to put up at one of the hotels +there for the night. The run will be a mile or so under fifty, and the +hotels in Newtown are good. + + NOTE.--Map of New York city asphalted streets in No. 809. Map of + route from New York to Tarrytown in No. 810. New York to Stamford, + Connecticut in No. 811. New York to Staten Island in No. 812. New + Jersey from Hoboken to Pine Brook in No. 813. Brooklyn in No. 814. + Brooklyn to Babylon in No. 815. Brooklyn to Northport in No. 816. + Tarrytown to Poughkeepsie id No. 817. Poughkeepsie to Hudson in No. + 818. Hudson to Albany in No. 819. Tottenville to Trenton in No. + 820. Trenton to Philadelphia in No. 821. Philadelphia in No. 822. + Philadelphia-Wissahickon Route in No. 823. Philadelphia to West + Chester in No. 824. Philadelphia to Atlantic City--First Stage in + No. 825; Second Stage in No. 826. Philadelphia to Vineland--First + Stage in No. 827; Second Stage in No. 828. New York to + Boston--Second Stage in No. 829; Third Stage in No. 830; Fourth + Stage in No. 831; Fifth Stage in No. 832; Sixth Stage in No. 833. + Boston to Concord in No. 834. Boston in No. 835. Boston to + Gloucester in No. 836. Boston to Newburyport in No. 837. Boston to + New Bedford in No. 838. Boston to South Framingham in No. 839. + Boston to Nahant in No. 840. Boston to Lowell in No. 841. Boston to + Nantasket Beach in No. 842. Boston Circuit Ride in No. 843. + Philadelphia to Washington--First Stage in No. 844; Second Stage in + No. 845; Third Stage in No. 846; Fourth Stage in No. 847; Fifth + Stage in No. 848. City of Washington in No. 849. City of Albany in + No. 854; Albany to Fonda in No. 855; Fonda to Utica in No. 856; + Utica to Syracuse in No. 857; Syracuse to Lyons in No. 858; Lyons + to Rochester in No. 859; Rochester to Batavia in No. 860; Batavia + to Buffalo in No. 861. + + + + +[Illustration: STAMPS] + + This Department is conducted in the interest of stamp and coin + collectors, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question + on these subjects so far as possible. Correspondents should address + Editor Stamp Department. + + +During the past year watchmakers, jewellers, carriage-builders, +livery-stable-keepers, piano manufacturers, and other industries have +been complaining that the bicycle has seriously interfered with their +business; but until of late stamp-dealers have had no reason to +complain. At present there is some grumbling in the trade, and a +disposition to blame the bicycle for it. The real reasons seem to be +twofold: first, the large number of new dealers, and secondly, the +innumerable auctions. The first cause will probably soon cease, as the +difficulty in getting good stamps to sell will probably soon weed out +the superfluous dealers; the second will probably have to run its +course. Collectors find that in many cases they bid against each other, +in the excitement of the auction-room, until the stamps cost them more +than they could buy them from dealers for by a little patience, and +awaiting their opportunity. + +New Zealand offered a prize of $1000 for the best designs for the +contemplated issue of a new set of twenty-two stamps. No one artist was +successful, therefore a selection was made of the best designs, and the +prize divided. + +For many years the scarcest European stamp was the 81 paras, Moldavia, +first issue. So scarce was the stamp that a clever swindler made a few +which he sold at a high price. Later on genuine copies were discovered, +and the leading philatelists discarded the counterfeits, and competed +with each other for the few copies which were undoubtedly genuine. +Recent research in the archives of the principality showed that the +entire issue was as follows: 27 paras, 3691; 54 paras, 4772; 81 paras, +709; 103 paras, 2584. + +Plate numbers are still booming. Collectors are now trying to make up +sets of the earlier issues, and prices naturally advance. The demand for +Plate No. Albums still continues. + +The U.S. government still refuses to sell the Periodical stamps of the +current issues, and yet at least two collectors have complete unused +sets, from 1c. to $100, of the stamps in blocks of three, bearing +imprint and plate No. Sets are still coming to the United States from +all quarters of the globe. The government would secure a large revenue +by allowing philatelists to buy these stamps. + +The freemasonry existing between stamp-collectors is evidenced by the +reports of a number of leading philatelists who have been going around +the globe during the past few years. They met a warm welcome in every +land, civilized, semi-civilized, barbarous, and even savage. Having +parts of their collections with them operated as an "open sesame" in +every country. + +Despite the wide-spread knowledge of stamps curious cases of ignorance +still occur. A few days ago the veteran J. W. Scott received in his mail +a copy of the very scarce "Danville" envelope, with a request to +exchange it for a few common stamps. The holder was much surprised to +receive with the stamps a check for a large sum. + + F. NICOLL.--The prices quoted in this column are always those at + which the stamps can be bought of dealers. What dealers pay I do + not know. + + L. PERKINS.--There are several dies of the 1861 3c. envelope stamp. + Only a few collectors care for these slight varieties of envelopes. + + F. A. CHILDS.--No value except as bullion. + + M. R. WISE.--The 5c. and 10c. Colombian envelopes can be bought of + dealers for 15c. and 25c. respectively; if used, for about half + these amounts. + + C. S.--The coin can be bought of dealers at 75c. + + MRS. W. T. WOODS.--We neither sell nor buy stamps or coins. + + E. C. WOOD, 156 School Lane, Germantown, Pa.--No premium on the + coins to sell, but dealers charge a premium on all the coins sold + by them, whether rare or common. Compound perforations are those + stamps perforated on different scales on two or more sides; for + instance, many of the Swedish Official stamps are perforated top + and bottom 13-1/2, sides 14. + + J. N. CARTER.--Your coin is Spanish, and is worth bullion only. + Many millions of them were used throughout this country up to 1834, + and in the South up to 1861. + + B. W. LEAVITT.--Your three stamps are U.S. Revenues. All common. + + H. M. ROBINSON.--No premium on the 1857 U.S. + + R. I. P.--They are all war tokens issued in 1862 and 1863. Very + interesting and worth collecting, but they have no monetary value. + + W. W. S.--The quarter, 1892, can be bought of dealers for 50c. + + H. S. JOHNSON.--Your stamps are catalogued, Bavaria, 1 kr., yellow, + 5c.; Greece, 1 lept., brown, 5c.; New South Wales, 8d., yellow, + surcharged O.S. in red, $4.50; Hawaii, 5c., blue, 30c.; Bavaria, 5 + pf., red, is a revenue stamp. + + T. L. WATKINS.--There are about five hundred different "Private + Proprietary" stamps issued by the U.S. for revenue purposes. Some + of them are very common, others very rare. They are printed on four + varieties of paper, viz.: Old, silk, pink, and water-marked. Some of + the stamps were issued both perforated and unperforated. + + PHILATUS. + + + + +ADVERTISEMENTS. + + + + +The Woman's + +Bicycle ... + +[Illustration] + +In strength, lightness, grace, and elegance of finish and equipment +Model 41 Columbia is unapproached by any other make. + +COLUMBIA + +saddles are recommended by riders and physicians as proper in shape and +adjustment, and every detail of equipment contributes to comfort and +pleasure. + +[Illustration] + +$100 to all alike. + +The Columbia Catalogue, handsomest art work of the year, is free from +Columbia agent, or is mailed for two 2-cent stamps. + + * * * * * + +POPE Mfg. 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CO., + +Lake, Halsted and Fulton Sts., CHICAGO. + +83 Reade Street, New York. + + + + +JOSEPH GILLOTT'S + +STEEL PENS + +Nos. 303, 404, 170, 604 E.F., 601 E.F. + +And other styles to suit all hands. + +THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS. + + + + +Postage Stamps, &c. + + + + +$117.50 WORTH OF STAMPS FREE + +to agents selling stamps from my 50% approval sheets. Send at once for +circular and price-list giving full information. + +C. W. Grevning, Morristown, N. J. + + + + +STAMPS! 100 all dif. Barbados, etc. Only 10c. Ag'ts w't'd at 50% com. +List free. L. DOVER & CO., 1469 Hodiamont, St. Louis, Mo. + + + + +[Illustration: Thompson's Eye Water] + + + + +The Good Will School Fund. + + +A few words to Founders, members, and all who have contributed to the +Round Table Industrial School Fund: + +Some time since, as you recollect, you voted to try to raise $3000 with +which to erect a brick structure at Good Will Farm to be known as the +Round Table Industrial School. Although in Maine, Good Will Farm takes +poor and homeless boys from every part of the country, so far as it has +accommodation, gives them a Christian home, an education, and a start in +the world. + +Since you undertook the raising of this Fund, Good Will Farm has +prospered wonderfully. A part of this prosperity has been due, it is but +just to say, to the wider knowledge of its work and merits afforded by +the Table and its large membership. Generous men have built new cottages +as homes for more boys, and money has been given for the support of +girls, so that the place is soon to be not alone Good Will Farm for +boys, but Good Will Farm for girls as well. One citizen of New York has +bought a tract of land across the Kennebec River from the farm, and in +the grove on this land is to be held the summer school and annual July +gathering. + +In memory of a deceased brother some kind ladies have built a +school-house--not an industrial, but a literary school, equipped with +every convenience. The cost has been nearly if not quite $25,000, not +including a proposed museum of natural history in one of its largest +rooms. + +With such gratifying prosperity Good Will has grown quite beyond the +expectation held at the time we began our task. An industrial school +large enough to meet its present and immediate future demands would cost +at least $10,000--a sum far beyond the Table's ability to raise, and one +that it never thought to undertake. + +There are many things to be considered in connection with our work to +date; 1, The times, which have been far from good; 2, The fact that +young persons, not grown-ups, undertook the task; 3, And most important +of all, our effort to earn, not to beg, the money we contributed--to be +generous with what was ours, not with other people's money. + +Of our Fund at date, amounting to $1682.35, all cash in hand, we have no +reason to be ashamed. It is a handsome sum, and one that many an +institution besides Good Will would be glad to receive at our hands. + +If, now, we change our plans we ought to bear in mind that we are not +the only persons who, finding that circumstances change, alter their +minds and their acts to fit them. Especially ought we to be gratified, +since the change that makes us alter our minds and acts is one of +wonderful prosperity for the splendid charity which we started out to +help. + +After looking over the whole ground, and consultation with the +supervisor and one of the leading trustees, we beg to make to the +Founders this suggestion: + +That the money now in hand be turned over to the trustees of Good Will +Farm, to be invested by them according to their best judgment, the same +to be known as the "Round Table Fund," and the income of it to be used +to help educate at Good Will any boy or girl, or boys and girls, as the +supervisor or trustee, or both, decide to be most worthy of such help. + +Included in the amount of the Fund as given is money to pay for twelve +Memorial Stones, which were to form part of the base-line of the school +building. We suggest that the donors of this money be given the +privilege of withdrawing it if they so desire; but if they do not wish +to withdraw it, that the papers making the formal transfer contain +"codicils" or "minutes" mentioning the names of the persons or Chapter, +the same to forever form a part of the "Round Table Fund" foundation. + +The method of deciding Round Table questions is by vote of the +Founders--postal-card votes. In this case we think it the part of +generous wisdom to allow all contributors, as well as all Founders, to +vote. And so the request is made that all of you give us opinions. Shall +we make the disposition of the matter here suggested? Remember, dear +Knights and Ladies, that we are to rejoice that we have a gift so +handsome in amount to bestow, rather than to sigh for the thousands of +dollars we haven't in hand to give. The Good Will trustees will gladly +accept the Fund in the form proposed. Shall we give it to them? + + * * * * * + +Camping Out in South Africa. + + We were six in the little party which started to go to the mountain + to camp out. We trudged along with our bundles up the steep road + and through woods until we came to our hut. This hut was made of + poles interlaced with brush-wood. When we got there the first thing + we discovered was that some cattle had been there and eaten the + green leaves off, but that was soon put right. We had a lot of food + with us, and when we ran short a native boy we had engaged brought + up some more. All our crockery was of tin, as all other kinds would + break, and these always stood just outside the door. + + One night three of us decided to go to town. The other three would + not come, so they staid and looked after the things while we were + away. We started at eight and got back at ten. When we went down we + were all dressed in our mountain suits, which were composed of + football jerseys and strong trousers, and these were pretty full of + mud. Our visit to town was shortened by the mist coming down, and + we had to hurry up for fear of it catching us at a very rocky place + we had to climb; but we got up just as it reached the top. + Meanwhile the three in the cave were having some fun. We were just + gone when they heard something in the tin mugs. One took up the gun + and shot as the thing jumped away, but only succeeded in wounding + it, as we discovered next morning by the blood-stains on the bough + of the tree. We staid ten days in the hut, and enjoyed the time + thoroughly. The last day it drizzled, so we gave up the plan we had + of going down in the night, and went at mid-day. + + I am a stamp collector, and would like to exchange stamps with any + one who would do so. + + R. MACWILLIAM, JUN. + GILL COLLEGE, SOMERSET EAST, CAPE COLONY, SOUTH AFRICA. + + * * * * * + +Guessing-contest Answers. + +The family referred to in the "Guessing Contest" of two weeks ago is the +"Berry," and the numbered lines describe them: + +1, Elder; 2, Goose; 3, Checker; 4, Knot; 5, Hack; 6, Box, 7, June; 8, +Hop; 9, Candle; 10, Poke; 11, Prince; (12, Wax, 13, Snow;) 14, Straw; +(15, Coffee, 16, Wine;) (17, Bane, 18, Bramble;) (19, Dog, 20, Bear;) +(21, Pigeon, 22, Partridge, 23, Crow;) 24, Bog; 25, Cloud; 26, Dew; 27, +Mul, 28, Blue; 29, Black; 30, Bil; 31, Bay; (32, Bar, 33, Choke;) 34, +Dangle; 35, Wintergreen; 36, Cran (crane); 37, Huckle; (38, Holly, 39, +Mistletoe;) (40, Soap, 41, Thimble;) 42, Rasp; 43, Yew. + + * * * * * + +Questions and Answers. + +James Nichols asks if we have a story contest open now, and he sends a +tale for a prize. We reply, not now, and return his story. Louise Hall, +secretary of the Broken Bow Chapter, 216 Thirteenth Street, Oakland, +Cal., says members of her society want to hear from persons who can +describe famous places and homes of famous men. Kathleen Kent, 1162 +Harrison Street, is the member in charge, and she desires pictures of +famous men. The Chapter members promise to answer all letters on the +subject. Herbert C. Davis, Box 87, Carthage, O., plays chess, and wants +to play some games by mail. + + * * * * * + +Roberta Esther Conley was much interested with that touching letter from +Broussa, describing the hardships of Armenians, and she hopes everybody +who can will help Miss Barton and others in relief work. The Red Cross +Society is an international one, organized some years ago in Geneva, +Switzerland. Miss Clara Barton is president of the American branch only. +It has special privileges, as that it is, in time of war, to be +permitted to go into both armies to do relief work, and that all +generals shall recognize its officers and permit them to pass. It does +relief work in times other than war, as during floods, famine, +hurricanes, etc. "Why does it not go to Cuba?" We do not know. + + * * * * * + +"J. A. M." writes: 1. How can a boy seventeen years of age obtain a +position as cabin-boy or something else on board a sailing vessel to +California or thereabouts? 2. What are the duties involved in such a +position? 3. How much could he earn that way, and how would it be paid +to him? He does not intend to be a sailor, but wishes to regain his +health and strength and earn some money to help pay his expenses at a +preparatory school, for college, about a year and a half from now. 1. +Apply at office on board the ships. There is no general rule. Cases of +this kind are not numerous. A friend of the Table, aged 19, applied +recently and was promptly taken, mainly because he was big and strong. +He was offered $8 per month and board, and was required to ship for a +year's cruise. One going for his health would not be likely to get much +salary. 2. The duties of cabin-boy are those of a general boy of all +work. 3. The pay, even for a well boy, is very small, say from $4 to $6 +per month, with board. + + * * * * * + +J. L. P. and H. E. A.: All readers may send original puzzles for +"Kinks." They may also send short stories when competitions are open. +Short stories, other than in competition for prizes, are not desired. +But the Table wants morsels, descriptive of interesting but not too well +known places. Perhaps this latter phrase needs explaining. A morsel +about Mt. Auburn, describing the tombs of Sumner, Burlingame, and +Longfellow, would be interesting, while one describing Niagara Falls +would be too hackneyed to warrant space being given it. Round Table +Chapters are societies of young persons, sometimes of schools, often of +churches or neighborhoods, organized to study natural history, to make +collections, or perhaps merely to have a good time. + + + + +[Illustration: THE PUDDING STICK] + + This Department is conducted in the interest of Girls and Young + Women, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the + subject so far as possible. Correspondents should address Editor. + +Among the qualities most to be desired in a young girl's character is a +high sense of honor. I wish I could impress on every reader the need of +being always above everything petty or small, so that one would not for +a single moment ever be tempted to do a mean or underhand thing, to +speak unkindly of a friend, or to repeat a conversation which was +confidential. + +It may happen to you, for instance, to be visiting in the home of a +relative or friend, where there may be a little friction at the table, +or where some anxiety arises about the course of a member of the family. +No matter what you see or hear, in such circumstances you are bound, if +you are an honorable person, to be silent about it, neither making +comments nor looking as if you could tell something if you chose, nor in +any way alluding to what is unpleasant, at any future time. A guest in a +home cannot be too careful to guard the good name of those under its +roof, for it is an honor to be a guest, in the first place, and honor is +demanded in return. + +Again, a nice sense of honor in matters connected with money is very +important. Polly is treasurer of a society, and has the care of the +funds. She must never for an instant, or in an emergency, lend these +funds to other people, or borrow them for her own use. I knew a +girl--Polly was her name, by-the-way--who was induced, being treasurer +of a certain guild, to lend her brother, for one day, the money she had +in her care. The brother was older than Polly, and a very persuasive +person. He said: "Why should you hesitate? I'll bring it back to you +to-night, and it will oblige me very much if I can take that fifty +dollars and pay a bill I owe before noon to-day." Foolish Polly +permitted her scruples to be overruled. The money was not brought back, +and but for her father's kindness in making it good she would have been +disgraced as a dishonest treasurer. She told me long afterwards that the +lesson had been burned in on her mind never to take liberties with money +which she held in trust. + +A nice sense of honor will keep a girl from making a confidante of her +maid or of any person in an inferior situation. One's mother is a girl's +natural adviser and her safest intimate friend. A nice sense of honor +will hinder all prying into other people's affairs, and will lead one to +turn a deaf ear to the gossip of the idle and malicious. + +Sometimes one becomes accidentally aware of a state of things which she +knows her friend must prefer to keep to herself. The honorable girl will +never hesitate here; she will be as thoughtful for her friend's +interests as if they were her own. + +This little talk may be too old for some of my younger readers, so I +will conclude it by telling them a little story. Once upon a time in a +small New England village there was a district school. The boys and +girls went to this from the country homes for miles, some of them not +minding a very long walk over snowy roads in winter, and under the trees +in summer. The master was very grave and stern, and if he laughed behind +his grizzled beard, the children looking up to him from their benches +seldom saw it. A big ruler always lay on his desk, and they were very +much afraid of that; so that when one morning at recess, in a game of +ball, Charley B---- had the misfortune to break a window in the +school-house, it required no little courage in the eight-year-old boy to +march straight into the room, up to the desk, and confess that he had +been careless and had done the mischief. Mr. True was very kind, and +said, consolingly, that the window could be mended. So Charley rushed +off with a light heart. + +Later in the day a girl, I am ashamed to say, stole up to the desk and +told her tale. "Mr. True," said this disagreeable little being, "_I_ can +tell you who broke the window! I saw--" + +"Hush, Nancy!" said the master, in an awful voice. "I know who did it. +_An honorable person did it._ Which you are not. You may remain after +school and write out ten pages of history as a punishment for +tale-telling." + + LOTTIE W.--Strawberries served for breakfast need not be hulled. + Eat them, instead, one by one, dipping each into powdered sugar. + +[Illustration: Signature] + + + + +[Illustration: Ivory Soap] + +Ivory Soap is white and pure; it is a clean soap and it washes clean. + +THE PROCTER & GAMBLE CO., CIN'TI. + + + + +A quarter spent in HIRES Rootbeer does you dollars' worth of good. + +Made only by The Charles E. Hires Co., Philadelphia. + +A 25c. package makes 5 gallons. Sold everywhere. + + + + +[Illustration: Thompson's Eye Water] + + + + +HOOPING-COUGH + +CROUP. + +Roche's Herbal Embrocation. + +The celebrated and effectual English Cure without internal medicine. +Proprietors, W. EDWARD & SON, London, England. + +E. Fougera & Co., 30 North William St., N.Y. + + + + +FOR KING OR COUNTRY + + A Story of the American Revolution. By JAMES BARNES. Illustrated. + Post 8vo, Cloth, Ornamental, $1.50. + +The story is one of adventure and abounds in vivid description. The +author has evidently made a careful study of the New York of a century +ago, and of the history of the secret patriot societies which were +formed in the city under the British rule, and the story in many of its +descriptions has marked historical value.--_Boston Advertiser._ + +Gives a series of striking pictures of social and military life in and +about the city of New York during the period of British occupation.... +Filled with exciting incidents, and will have a strong fascination for +young readers.--_Boston Transcript._ + +A very stirring story of the early years of the American +Revolution.--_Brooklyn Times._ + +Abounding in adventure, and those chapters in which the young soldiers +play the part of spies are particularly enthralling.--_Buffalo Courier._ + +Full of movement and full of surprises.... Will instruct as well as +interest the average boy who reads it.--_Boston Journal._ + + * * * * * + +SOME OF + +KIRK MUNROE'S POPULAR BOOKS + +SNOW-SHOES AND SLEDGES + +A Sequel to "The Fur-Seal's Tooth." + +Brimful of adventures admirably recorded. The young folks will take +delight in it.... We confess to having read every word of the journal +with as much interest as we once read "Robinson Crusoe" or the "Swiss +Family Robinson."--_Christian Intelligencer_, N. Y. + +A book that will hold the interest of its readers from beginning to +end.--_N. Y. Evening-Post._ + +THE FUR-SEAL'S TOOTH + +There is plenty of moving incident in the tale, and the atmosphere, +redolent of seals and the life of that stormy clime, will delight all +boys.--_Spectator_, London. + +CANOEMATES + +An entertaining story for boys, and will usefully enlarge their +knowledge of our great Atlantic peninsula.--_N. Y. Evening Post._ + +RAFTMATES + +The story has a strong, wholesome tone, and will hold the interest of +boy readers from first to last page.--_Churchman_, N. Y. + +CAMPMATES + +Capitally written and admirably illustrated.... An excellent record of +the early development of certain Western cities and of certain Indian +tribes now fast disappearing.--_Critic_, N. Y. + +DORYMATES + +A wholesomely exciting tale of adventure which any bright boy might +consider a valuable addition to his library.--_Christian Intelligencer_, +N. Y. + +Each one volume. Illustrated. Post 8vo, Cloth, $1.25. + +_The "Mates" Series, Four Volumes in a Box, $5.00._ + + * * * * * + +HARPER & BROTHERS, Publishers, New York. + + + + +[Illustration] + +NOT STRANGE. + +"I GIT GOOD MEASURE," SAID MRS. JONES, "BUT, I DECLARE, THE MILK HENRY +BROUGHT ME YESTERDAY MORNIN' WAS MORE'N HALF WATER." + + * * * * * + +The art of painting pictures so near to life as to deceive the naked eye +is very old. Pliny relates that Zeuxis once painted some grapes so +naturally that birds used to come and peck at them, and that Parrhasius +once painted a curtain so artfully that Zeuxis desired it drawn aside +that he could see the picture it hid. Discovering his error, he +confessed himself outdone, as he had only imposed on birds, whereas +Parrhasius had deceived the human intellect. Another time Zeuxis painted +a boy with some grapes, and when the birds again flew at the grapes he +was very angry, saying that he was certainly at fault with the picture. +He reasoned that had it been perfect the birds would have been +frightened away by the boy. + +Caius Valerius Flaccus says that Zeuxis's death was occasioned by an +immoderate fit of laughter on looking at the comic picture he had drawn +of an old woman. + + * * * * * + +"The reason why the British want to swallow up half of Venezuela," +asserted Pat, "is because of the gold there is down there." + +"Sure," replied Mike, "they're always after gold, the English. If they +were landed on an uninhabited island, they would not be there an hour +before they'd have their hands in the pockets of the naked savages!" + + * * * * * + +Baron Rothschild was once caught in a predicament that many people +experience daily, and that is getting into a conveyance of some kind, +and then not having the money to pay the fare. + +The driver of the omnibus into which Rothschild entered demanded his +fare, and the Baron, feeling in his pockets, discovered that he had no +change. The driver was very angry. "What did you get in for, if you had +no money?" + +"I am Baron Rothschild," explained the great capitalist, "and there is +my card." + +The driver scornfully tossed the card away. "Never heard of you before," +said he, "and don't want to hear of you again. What I want is your +fare." + +The banker was in great haste. "Look here. I've an order for a million," +he said; "give me the change." And he proffered a coupon for that +amount. + +The driver stared and the passengers laughed. Fortunately a friend of +the Baron entered the omnibus at the moment, and taking in the +situation, immediately paid the fare. The driver, realizing his mistake, +and feeling remorseful, said to the Baron, + +"If you want ten francs, sir, I don't mind lending them to you on my own +account." + + * * * * * + +TO GO A-FISHING. + + It's time to put the lessons by, + The fields are full of daisies; + When summer blue is in the sky, + Who cares for sums and phrases? + + Deep in his heart, his highest joy, + The boy _I_ know is wishing + To leave the school-room's strict employ, + And just to go a-fishing. + + He'll find a grand old willow-tree, + Above brown waters dipping, + Where catfish glide and pickerels be, + And dainty birds are sipping. + + There, waiting long, with earnest pluck, + At last his line will quiver, + And you and I will wish him luck + Beside that bonny river. + + * * * * * + +EXPLAINED. + +WILLIE. "I think I know why Ponto wags that stump of a tail so very +hard." + +AUNT JANE. "Why does he do it, Willie?" + +WILLIE. "Because it is only half a tail, and he wants to enjoy a sense +of wagging a whole one." + + * * * * * + +A RAPIDLY MADE COAT. + +Manufacturers are always pleased to turn out the product of their +establishments in less than the average time, and many have made records +to which they point with pride. In the issue of the ROUND TABLE for +December 10, a short article was published on making a coat in thirteen +and a half hours, from shearing the sheep to putting the finished +garment on a man's back. This was done at Greenham Mills, in England, in +1811. Mrs. James Lyon, of Bath, New York, writes that a similar feat +took place in that town in 1816, and was accomplished in less than nine +hours by one George McClure, who asserted that it could be done in ten +hours. The record of each step of the work still exists, with the +exception of the shearing. The wool was colored in thirty-five minutes; +carded, spun, and woven in two hours and twenty-five minutes; fulled, +warped, and dyed in one hour and fifty-one minutes; carried to the +tailor in four minutes, and was turned into the finished coat by him and +his journeyman in three hours and forty-nine minutes. The shears used in +the work are still preserved, and can be seen at the Steuben +Agricultural Society's Fair Grounds, at Bath. + +This feat, at the time, doubtless attracted as much attention as a +record-breaking railroad train or steamship does to-day. It is probable +that many of our present manufacturers make such trials for their own +edification, which, if described, would prove interesting. + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Harper's Round Table, May 19, 1896, by Various + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 57843 *** |
