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diff --git a/56802-0.txt b/56802-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f63e0e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/56802-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3211 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 56802 *** + + + + + + + + + + + +[Illustration: HARPER'S ROUND TABLE] + +Copyright, 1896, by HARPER & BROTHERS. All Rights Reserved. + + * * * * * + +PUBLISHED WEEKLY. NEW YORK, TUESDAY, APRIL 21, 1896. FIVE CENTS A COPY. + +VOL. XVII.--NO. 860. TWO DOLLARS A YEAR. + + * * * * * + + + + +[Illustration] + +THE BATTLE OF BRICK CHURCH. + +BY L. A. TEREBEL. + + +What the Lincoln Cadets called their "armory" was a large low hall in +the basement of the Brick Church. Here they drilled three times a week +during the winter and spring; and here they kept their brightly polished +guns in racks ranged along the wall; and here their drums and bugles +were stacked in a pyramid in one corner; and old Tom, the janitor, was +their "armorer." On the walls, in polished oak frames, hung photographs +of groups of officers that had commanded the cadets in years past, and +one picture of the entire battalion of sixty boys drawn up in parade +formation in the park; and over the door, in a gold frame, was a fine +steel engraving of Abraham Lincoln that had been presented to the corps +by Mr. Dunworthy, the president of the Board of Trustees of the Brick +Church, and the chief patron of the cadets. Opposite the door, at the +other end of the room, was a closet with glass doors, in which the +battalion's colors and the stars and stripes and the markers' flags were +kept securely locked at all times when not in use. + +The first sergeants had not yet called upon their men to fall in, and +the cadets were standing about the hall in groups, pulling on their +white gloves and arranging their belts, for they intended to make a +brave show that night because Mr. Dunworthy was coming in later to +review the battalion. It was early, however, and Mr. Dunworthy need not +be expected until after the meeting of the Trustees, which was being +held in the vestry-room upstairs. + +"Perhaps he won't come, anyway," said Captain Tom Taylor, who commanded +Company A. + +"Why not?" asked Adjutant Dale, as he struggled with his gold aigulets. + +"His men have been on strike for pretty near a week now, and Mr. +Dunworthy has been obliged to stay at the mills until all hours," +continued Taylor. + +"And I saw in the papers to-day the men were beginning to get ugly," put +in a diminutive Lieutenant in short trousers. "The police had to be +called to clear the yard in front of the mills." + +"I wish those Poles would stay in Poland," remarked the Adjutant; but +just then there was a blast from the bugle, and a great stamping of feet +and scattering of groups put an end to further discussion of the strike +at Roland and Dunworthy's mills. + +For those who are not so well informed as the cadets, however, it may be +well to state that the trouble at the iron-mills was wholly restricted +to the Polish element among the workmen. Most of these fellows were hard +characters, employed at the furnaces and in the puddling shops. In all, +they numbered about one hundred and fifty. Few of them could speak +English, all were ignorant, and a majority had seen the inside of the +town jail. But as they were the only class of men that the mill-owners +could obtain to do that class of work, they had to be employed. The +difficulty which had resulted in the present strike was of long +standing. The men had made certain demands, and these demands, after a +brief delay, had been granted. And the Poles, thinking then that any +request of theirs should be acceded to, immediately asked for further +benefits, and when these were refused they left their work. Some of the +worst threw stones, and one of the stones hit the superintendent. Three +men were arrested and locked up in the jail. This seemed to make the +Poles very angry, and they became so demonstrative that, as the +Lieutenant had said, the police had to be called in to drive them out of +the yard in front of Mr. Dunworthy's office. + +All these occurrences made it necessary for Mr. Dunworthy to remain late +at the mills, and consequently he was forced to send a note to the +church saying that he would be unable to be present at the trustees' +meeting that evening. Old Tom, the janitor, was sent down stairs to +inform the cadets. Old Tom had served in the cavalry during the war, and +he wore a decoration on his breast for gallantry at Vicksburg. So when +he entered the drill-room he stood very erect, and marched up to Major +Jack Downing, a tall, good-looking young man, and saluted in proper +military style, then waited for permission to speak. When he announced +that Mr. Dunworthy was not coming, there was an audible hum of +disappointment in the ranks. + +"Never mind," said Major Downing, quickly; "we will go on with the +parade just as if he were here." + +Old Tom saluted and withdrew. He went up stairs and stood on the front +steps of the church, looking up at the clear starlit April sky. +Presently, however, his reveries were interrupted by the sound of many +feet and a sort of distant humming noise, and looking down the avenue, +he saw a crowd of men approaching. He thought at first it was a body of +street-cleaners or some other gang of night-workmen; but as they came +nearer he recognized them as Poles, iron-workers from the mills. There +must have been a hundred or more, and half of them carried bludgeons. +They did not pass by the church, as old Tom had thought they would, but, +seeing him standing there, they paused, and one bearded fellow, who +spoke English fairly well, asked, "Is this the Brick Church?" + +"Yes," answered the janitor, curtly. + +"Is Dunworthy inside?" + +"Mr. Dunworthy is not here to-night," continued old Tom. + +The crowd grumbled. + +"Come off!" shouted another. "We know he's here; he's at a meeting. + +"He is not," replied the janitor: and seeing that the men were gradually +crowding in from the sidewalk through the iron gates, old Tom went down +to them, and said: + +"See here, you fellows, I tell you Mr. Dunworthy is not here, and you +have got to get out. You are disturbing the meeting." + +"Ah-h-h-h!" shouted the crowd, like an angry sea; and a piece of sod, +torn up from the grass-plot in front of the church, knocked off the +janitor's hat. This angered the old cavalryman, and he gave the men +nearest to him a vigorous shove, and tried to close the gates. He was +unwise in this, for the Poles seized him, and soon there was a general +fight, in which old Tom was the target for every Polander's fist and +foot. + +Of course it is not to be expected that all this could have happened +without attracting the attention of the gentlemen in the vestry room and +of the boys in the armory. Several of the officers had run to the top of +the stairs as soon as they heard the approach of the Poles, and when +they reported to the Major, the latter at once ordered "Fix bayonets!" +and drew his men up in column of twos facing the staircase. He had +barely completed this formation, during which two of the trustees had +urged the boys not to show themselves upstairs, when the Adjutant +shouted from the doorway, + +"Come on, fellows; they're killing old Tom!" + +There was a swaying in the ranks, as if the impulse of all had been to +rush; but Jack Downing shouted: + +"Steady! Company A, forward, double time, march!" + +Captain Taylor repeated the order sharply, and leaped in the van of his +men, reaching the top of the staircase just in time to see half a dozen +stones and bricks fly through the church doors. + +He could hear Jack Downing below shouting orders to the other two +companies. Taylor called to his men to form fours, and marched them +straight down the steps toward the gateway. The other cadets followed +close behind up the narrow staircase, and the Major sent one company to +the left of Taylor's rear, and one to the right, so as to attack the +strikers in three parallel columns. + +The appearance of uniforms and bayonets from the church was a big +surprise to the Polanders. They were so startled that they fell back to +the middle of the street, leaving poor old Tom almost senseless on the +sidewalk. Two non-commissioned officers of C Company helped him to his +feet, and led him back into the vestry-room, where a corpulent old +gentleman was telephoning madly for the police. + +But in the mean time there were lively times in the street. The Poles, +partly recovered from their surprise, snarled like animals, and spoke +hard words in their own hard language, and many of them threw sticks and +stones at the cadets. Jack Downing got his forces out into the street, +where there was room to manoeuvre, and formed a sort of wedge of +bayonets with which he charged straight into the centre of the crowd. +The iron-workers fell back like sheep, and as soon as he had the mob +divided the young strategist wheeled one company against one section, +and another company against the other section, and kept Company A in +front of the church as a sort of reserve. + +The Poles only threw two volleys of stones, and were then apparently so +surprised at the advance of the cadets that they did not notice these +were merely boys and only half their number. But they did notice that +their opponents were disciplined, and that they carried shining bayonets +pointing straight out in front of them; and when they saw a phalanx of +these coming down the street they turned about and ran. + +The Lincoln Cadets did not pursue. They halted on the street corners and +formed skirmish-lines. But even this was unnecessary, for as they did so +they heard the gongs of the patrol wagons, and soon a score of policemen +were in the neighborhood of the church--and not a Pole in sight! + +The young Major drew his three companies up into battalion formation on +the sidewalk then, and one of the trustees stood on the steps of the +church and made what the Adjutant afterward characterized as a "regular +spread-eagle, star-spangled-banner, Fourth-of-July speech." He ended by +inviting the battalion to a near-by restaurant, where he ordered served +for them just exactly the kind of an evening feast they would have +ordered if they had had the doing of it themselves. Old Tom (with a +black eye) sat at the head of the table, and after the cakes and the +ice-cream had been slaughtered even worse than the Poles, he told +stories of his own fighting days, and as he closed he said he had seen +many battles, but none he cared more to remember than the "Battle of +Brick Church." + + + + +A PLUCKY YOUNG TENDERFOOT. + +BY PAUL HULL. + + +Harry Brown had the cowboy fever, and this is the way that the disease +originated. During the early spring Harry's uncle had been a guest with +the Brown family for several weeks, during which time the boy had been +regaled with stories of wild Western life and adventure until his dreams +suggested a panorama of prairie-land, cowboys, a whole menagerie of +savage animals, and an endless procession of gayly bedecked and +hideously painted Indians galloping furiously across the plains. + +Uncle Joel had taken a great fancy to his sister's child, and having a +boy of his own about the same age, he proposed to the somewhat startled +parents to carry the lad away with him for the summer, and give him an +outing on his ranch, where he would have the companionship of his +sixteen-year-old cousin Frank, whom he had placed at school in Chicago +for the winter, and for whom he intended to call when on his way back to +Wyoming. + +After considerable pleading and argument, Harry's mother at length +allowed herself to be almost persuaded that if he went he would not be +converted into a long-haired, swaggering, pistol-shooting citizen, and +that hostile bands of redskins were not in the habit of lying in ambush +around the ranch for the purpose of scalping its inmates several times a +day; so at last she hesitatingly added her consent to that of her +husband's. + +During the remaining week of Uncle Joel's stay in New York the poor man +was subjected by the anxious mother to such a running fire of +cross-questioning, and so made to feel the awful responsibility that he +was incurring by taking Harry away from his comfortable home, where he +was tenderly cared for, to place him among strangers and savage beasts +and wild and uncouth cowboys, as well as blood-thirsty Indians, that he +would have gladly gone back on his contract, even if it was calculated +to cost him a dozen of his best steers. + +The time set for the departure arrived, and, being a Saturday, Harry was +escorted to the depot by a large delegation of his school-mates, who +gazed enviously at their companion striding along at the side of his +rich cowboy uncle, who had been elevated into a hero in their minds by +reason of the startling tales of Indian adventure in which, according to +his nephew's account, he had been a most prominent actor. It is safe to +say that Harry's imagination was responsible for the gaudy coloring of +some of the stories, and that the rate at which his uncle was reputed to +have cleaned out the red men whenever an uprising took place proved +conclusively that the savages were either so thick in Wyoming that they +interfered with one another's walking, or that they were wise enough not +to go upon the warpath very often--otherwise that territory would have +been depopulated of its natives long before. + +After two days of anticipation, Harry stepped off the train at Chicago +to greet a lad whom he had seen on the platform from the car window, and +whose resemblance to Uncle Joel permitted no doubt as to his +relationship. Frank had been written to some days previous concerning +the companion that had been selected for him for the summer, and had +been anxious to meet his cousin, so, as he expressed himself to a +school-mate, "to size him up and see what stuff he was made out of." + +For a moment after Uncle Joel had introduced them, in his bluff but +kindly way, the boys held back just a trifle, as though measuring one +another according to individual standards; then a mutual smile of +pleasure and satisfaction lit up their faces, and they shook hands +heartily and walked off arm in arm, to the gratification of Mr. +Williams, who heard them exchanging confidences and speculating over the +coming vacation. + +The ride from the foot of Lake Michigan to the city of Cheyenne was full +of novelty and excitement for the Eastern boy, whose previous travelling +had never carried him beyond the limits of the Empire State. + +On the morning of the day that the train rolled into the capital city of +Wyoming, Mr. Williams pointed to a natural and lofty pyramid of rocks +situated a few hundred feet away from the track, telling them to take in +the situation quickly, as the train would shortly round a curve and hide +it from view. + +Harry asked his uncle if there was a history connected with the scene, +and learning that his suspicious were well founded, begged for the +story. Mr. Williams began in the orthodox fashion: + +"A long time ago, when I was a young fellow about twenty-three years of +ago, I first came out to this part of the country as a member of a +railroad surveying party. One awfully hot August afternoon we had worked +our stakes along until we reached the big mass of rock that I pointed +out to you a few minutes ago. As there was a promise of a thunder +shower, according to the big black clouds soaring up out of the +northwest, and as we were all knocked up with the heat, our chief gave +orders to unhitch the cattle and to camp under the shade of the rocks. + +"We had two good guides and Indian-fighters in our outfit, and being in +a hostile country, of course they were always on the alert for Indian +signs and ambushes. Although we had had several attacks from the +hair-lifting individuals, the same had always been made when we were +prepared for them, owing to the warning given by our guides. Well, why +it was that they were so careless on that day I speak of I cannot say, +unless the burning heat of the forenoon had taken away their shrewdness +and caution. + +"As far as the eye could reach in every direction there was nothing but +rolling prairie, except right against our backs, where the bare and +ragged rocks went up almost straight into the misty, heat-charged +atmosphere. As we intended to remain in camp for the remainder of the +day and coming night, sentinels were stationed on the four sides of the +rock, and the mules and horses were allowed to crop the parched grass in +the vicinity as far as their picket-ropes would allow them to wander, it +being intended to drive them within the square of wagons before dark, so +as to make them secure against a stampede. + +"About four o'clock the storm came sweeping across the prairie, and for +about an hour the thunder rolled and cracked and the lightning flashed +as it knows how to do in Wyoming; then when it seemed to be dying away, +there came a blinding flash of fire in our faces and the most awful +crash I ever heard. It stunned us all for a moment, so that when +something came pitching down from the rocks just over our heads and fell +with a thud on the sodden grass a few feet away, we imagined it to be a +piece of the cliff detached by the last concussion. After that the rain +ceased and the sun shone out. Then it was that we discovered the thing +in front of us to be a Cheyenne warrior. After the first look there was +no use in seeking for signs of life in him, for his face was as black as +that of a negro's, and one side of him was horribly burned. It didn't +take us long to reason that he had been hidden away among the rocks, +spying on us, and that the last lightning bolt had been attracted to him +by the steel tomahawk in his belt. Well, after that we pulled out on the +open prairie and kept a close watch on that pile of rock for the +remainder of the afternoon and night, for we didn't know how many more +of the heathen there might be in hiding up there; but nothing further +happened, and in the morning we said good-by to it with a big feeling of +relief." + +At Cheyenne, Mr. Williams's foreman and several ranch hands were in +waiting with saddle horses for the party. During the two days that the +party remained in the city Frank gave Harry some valuable lessons in +horsemanship, and after about a week's experience, in which time he +became hardened to the saddle, Harry found no greater enjoyment than in +galloping about the range on the back of a fiery young horse that his +cousin had raised, and which he presented to him "for keeps," as he +expressed it. + +Now Frank Williams was a kind-hearted young fellow, and during the +fortnight that he and Harry had been thrown together a mutual affection +had grown between them; but Frank was brimming over with mischief, and +he conceived a plan for having a laugh at his "tenderfoot relation," as +Harry was called by the cowboys. + +The few Indians who appeared in the vicinity of the ranch belonged to a +peaceable tribe of Cheyennes, but when the opportunity came Frank +intended for the time being to mentally transform these demoralized and +decidedly lazy individuals into the most frenzied and blood-thirsty +creatures that his imagination was equal to. The cowboys were taken into +the secret, and a mysterious visit was made by one of them to the Indian +camp, where the chief, who delighted in the high-sounding title of +"Dog-with-two-tails," was pleased to dispose of several feathered +head-dresses and a quantity of colored pigments for a suspicious-looking +black bottle, which the noble savage patted affectionately and stowed +away inside his dirty shirt. + +Several days after this Frank asked his cousin to take a canter with him +to a somewhat remote point of the range where the men were branding the +young cattle. As they rode across the undulating prairie, sweet and +fresh in the early summer sunshine, Frank explained to his cousin that +the Indian outbreaks were always timed to take place when the winter was +over. Then he went on to state, with a shade of worry on his face, that +although there had been no trouble for some time, it was well to be on +guard constantly, for the uprisings generally took place when they were +least expected. He kept on in this strain until the branding-place was +reached; then Harry became so interested in the round up and sorting of +the cattle that he failed to notice several of the cowboys disappearing +into the small woods close at hand. + +After a time the boys started on their ten-mile ride for home, allowing +their horses to jog along easily, while Frank profited by the occasion +to further dilate concerning the uncertainty of their savage neighbors, +and the recklessness of even riding over the range unless prepared for +emergencies. + +They had ridden about two miles, when their ears were suddenly saluted +with the most infernal series of yells that ever disgraced the human +throat. Looking back in the direction of the sound, the boys saw, not +more than a quarter of a mile away, coming down on them at top speed, +five savages in full war paint and feathers, brandishing their rifles, +while they continued to utter such unearthly screams and howls that +Harry afterward admitted that his hair developed a tendency to lift his +cap clear of his head. + +"They've broken out!" yelled Frank. "Spur for home or they'll have our +scalps!" + +The next instant the two boys were frantically driving their heels into +the sides of the speeding horses, while behind them the Indians +redoubled their yells and swept furiously along in pursuit. + +All of a sudden Harry saw Frank's horse, which was a little in advance, +step in a hole, pitch on his knees, and send its rider flying out of the +saddle. Harry reined up by the side of his cousin, but Frank never moved +or responded to the excited appeal for him to jump up and get on behind. + +What was to be done? Back there, only an eighth of a mile away, the +redskins were tearing along on their trail, and here, helpless and +unconscious, lay his companion. + +"I'll never leave him for those fiends to butcher," muttered Harry, pale +with fear, but with his teeth set hard and a look of determination on +his youthful face. Then he unslung his gun, dismounted from his horse, +brought the piece to his shoulder, ran his eye along the barrel until +the head of one of the Indians was in line, and pulled the trigger. + +[Illustration: THE REPULSE OF THE PRACTICAL JOKERS.] + +With the report the savages turned their horses and took the back trail, +and were soon out of sight. + +"The miserable cowards," thought Harry, "to run away from a boy!" + +"Harry," said a very shamefaced lad sitting on the ground a few feet +away, and rubbing a big lump on the back of his head, "you can put up +your gun; there's no danger. I tried to play a joke on you, and the joke +came on me. I'm glad that you only had bird-shot in that gun of yours, +because you might have killed one of father's cowboys. But I say, Harry, +dear old fellow, it was awfully brave of you to stand by me when I was +knocked silly by that tumble, and I appreciate it just as much as though +it was all real work instead of a joke; and--and--oh! I say Harry, old +fellow, don't say anything about it, and if any one ever dares to call +you a tenderfoot again when I'm around, why, I'll brand him with the +jolliest, biggest iron that we've got on the ranch!" + + + + +DRILLING A GREAT ARMY IN WINTER. + + +The effectiveness of any of the great European standing armies depends, +above all things, upon their being able and ready to take the field at a +moment's notice. This theory is taught in most of the military schools +abroad, and it is an excellent one; but there are many and almost +insurmountable difficulties to overcome in putting it into practice. +Still, in order to reach the highest efficiency, troops are trained to +manoeuvre in all weather and at all seasons, especially in France and +Germany and Russia. The Russians, having more winter weather, perhaps, +than the other nations of Europe, were the first to recognize the value +and importance of drills on snow and ice, and have trained their armies +to take the field in the depth of winter. + +Germany has followed this example, and during the winter months the +various corps of her vast army carried on mock warfare in various parts +of the empire. Extreme cold is, of course, a great obstacle to the +mobilization of troops. It is not always possible to secure lodgings for +soldiers in towns and villages, especially in times of peace, when the +necessity is not absolute; and the alternative of sleeping in tents, +with the snow lying deep on the ground and the thermometer below zero, +seems at first thought impracticable. And yet it has been shown, by the +recent manoeuvres of the German troops, that with dire precautions men +suffer no ill effects from this exposure. The tents which have been +found to be the most useful are very small, and have proved warmer than +the larger ones. The temperature inside the canvas is generally about +ten degrees higher than outside, to begin with, and rises when occupied +by soldiers. The men are also kept warm by having hot coffee served to +them at intervals of two hours throughout the night. The chief object, +of course, of winter manoeuvres is to accustom soldiers to sleep in +tents during severe weather, and to learn to know the conditions which +winter campaigning imposes. + +[Illustration: A MOCK ASSAULT ON A FORT IN WINTER.] + +A detachment made up of several battalions of Pioneers and Grenadier +Guards was sent across country on a long march during one of these +manoeuvres, in an attempt to surprise and capture a fortress. The +attack was to be made entirely without the aid and support of artillery. +The troops arrived before the fortress in the evening, and were +immediately ordered to the attack, the plan being to take the place by +assault. The bastions and ramparts, of course, were covered with snow, +and the water in the moat, if there was any, was frozen hard. They +approached as quietly as they could, with the intention of crossing the +moat, but before they could get their scaling-ladders into position the +garrison had been alarmed by the sentries, and immediately opened fire +upon the attacking party. Search-lights were also brought into play to +throw their glare into the moat, where the Grenadiers had gathered in +order to climb the ramparts. But in spite of this the Guards scaled the +inner defences, being protected by the Pioneers, who were drawn up on +the other side of the moat, and kept up such a constant fire on the +garrison that these troops were unable to prevent the approach of the +Grenadiers. As soon as the latter had successfully climbed the ramparts, +they in turn opened a hot fire upon the defenders, while the Pioneers +crossed the moat behind them. And when the whole attacking force had +thus surmounted their greatest obstacle, they made a rush over the inner +defences of the fortress and captured it. This is only one of the many +kinds of winter manoeuvres that the German troops practise. Sometimes +whole army corps are sent to capture a city or to take possession of a +line of railroad; and if the snows are so heavy that these roads are +impassable, the railway corps of the German army can construct a road +made of light steel tracks across country over the ice and the drifts. +In this way they keep up communication with their base of supplies. + + + + +ON THE CELLAR-DOOR. + + + We fellows held a meeting, and Tommy had the floor; + Ned Parks was in the chair, sir, on Charley's cellar-door. + We'd voted for a lot of things and ruled some others in, + When Tommy's mother sent for him, which made no end of din. + + 'Twas in the middle of his speech, but Tommy had to go, + For if your mother sends for you, you haven't half a show. + The thing that _we_ complained of was that neither just nor kind + Is the way a fellow's mother veers, and dares to "change her mind." + + Old Tommy said his mother said that he might spend the day + A-playing by that cellar-door; then would not let him stay, + But thought of errands he must run, and broke our meeting square + In two just at the height of fun, and I tell you 'twasn't fair. + + Grown people have such funny ways. If _we_ should change our mind + When we had made a promise, why, they wouldn't be so blind, + They'd call it fibbing, if you please, or something worse than that, + A small black word of letters three; I've heard them plain and pat. + + But we left our ruined meeting and went to playing ball, + And kicked it well, with might and main, there by Tom's mother's wall; + For we couldn't bear to stand around the dreary cellar-door + When Tommy's mother changed her mind just when he had the floor. + + M. E. S. + + + + +AN "OLD-FIELD" SCHOOL-GIRL.[1] + +[1] Begun in HARPER'S ROUND TABLE No. 857. + +BY MARION HARLAND. + +CHAPTER V. + + +Every hour of that black Monday cast Flea into deeper darkness. Because +she was found wanting in arithmetic she was put, in all her classes, +with girls whose ignorance she despised. For two years she had studied +the same lessons with Bea, and recited them as well. Yet Bea smiled +sweetly down upon her from the head of the "big girls'" bench, and Flea +swelled with angry mortification between Lucy Wilson, who could not read +to herself without whispering the words, and Emma Jones, whose +recitation of, "Vermont is a small _ro_-mantick and pictures-_quee_ +State," was one of last session's jokes. At "play-time" Mr. Tayloe went +to Greenfield, less than half a mile distant, for a comfortable +luncheon. As soon as he was out of sight every tongue was loosened. The +boys whooped and raced to and fro; the girls knotted together in groups +under the trees and upon the steps to eat their snacks and discuss the +incidents of the morning. + +Flea slipped away unperceived, luncheon-bag in hand, to the welcome +cover of the woods. She thought she was glad that nobody stopped or +stayed her. Really the indifference of her mates to what she had endured +and what she now suffered pierced her with a new sorrow. + +"Nobody cares! nobody cares!" she cried aloud, plunging into the forest +until the voices of the shouting boys could not be heard. She was alone +at last. Casting herself down in the friendly shade, she let all the +waves of wounded feeling, the billows of wounded pride, go over her +head. + +Up to this morning she had been a happy child, making much of her few +and simple pleasures. She liked everybody she knew in her small world, +and loved nearly everybody. She had never been guilty of a wilful +unkindness; hatred and revenge were unknown passions. The unpleasant +smile that curved the schoolmaster's lips so far upward as partly to +close his eyes would have straightened into a laugh of genuine amusement +had he watched, from behind the tree-boles, the look that settled upon +the face, blotched with weeping when, by-and-by, the girl sat up, her +knees drawn up to her chin, her arms gripping her legs. She had cried +her eyes dry. She believed that she could never cry again--certainly not +in that man's presence. No! not if he were to beat her to death! + +"If he ever strikes me I will _kill_ him!" she muttered, her lips +curling back from the locked teeth. "It would be as right as father's +killing that snake. I hope I shall have a chance to pay him back some +day. I am in his power now, but a time may come! A time may come!" + +She was genuinely miserable, yet she could not help being melodramatic. +She was still living in her story, but the complexion of the story was +changed. Yesterday she would not have harmed the meanest thing that +lived. This morning to make and to see others happy was the purest joy +she knew. Her heart seemed to this dreadful day to have been a placid +pool, clear because it had never been stirred up from the bottom. This +man--the first creature she had ever hated--had brought to the top such +mire and dirt as she had never dreamed were there. + +By-and-by she ate her luncheon. She was only a child, and with childhood +the sharpest edge of the sharpest grief is soon dulled. When her hunger +was somewhat appeased she became critical of the remnants of her +"snack." + +"Cold batter-bread!" turning it over with the tips of her fingers. "I +wonder who mother thinks cares for _cold_ batter-bread?" + +Batter-bread is a mixture of Indian meal, milk, and eggs beaten light +and baked in a mould. When hot and fresh it is puffy and delicious. In +cooling it becomes heavy and sticky. Flea's misery was settling into +crossness, very much after the fashion of the bread. She took one bite +out of the solid chunk, and tossed the rest as far as she could send it +over the bushes. It was aimed at the creek that flowed a dozen yards +away, but fell short and landed in the sand. Flea could see it lying +there while she crunched a crisp ginger-cake with teeth that snapped +pettishly upon it. + +"I'll tell mother not to put cold batter-bread into my snack to-morrow," +she resolved. + +At the thought a home picture arose in her mind. Of her mother, with +tired eyes and wrinkled forehead, the baby tugging at her skirts and +whining to be taken up, while the busy housewife stood at the +dining-room table, cutting ham and buttering bread, and selecting the +nicest ginger-cakes for her daughters' midday meal. She had forgotten +nothing, not even the clean napkin, although Calley was teasing her on +one side and baby on the other, and Dee was asking everybody where he +could have put his slate, and Chaney was waiting, a wooden bread-tray on +her hip, for "Mistis to give out dinner." Flea concluded that she had a +good mother. If she did scold sometimes, she had reason enough for it, +and Flea at least, whatever might be said of the other children, richly +deserved all the fault-finding she got at home. Her mother had said to +herself when she cut and buttered that slice of batter-bread, + +"How my hungry little girl will enjoy this at play-time!" + +And the ungrateful little wretch had thrown it away. + +The Flea Grigsby who ten minutes ago was planning revenge and even +murder got up meekly, crept under the hazel and sweet-gum bushes, picked +up the despised chunk, carried it back to her seat at the foot of a +hickory-tree, and proceeded to eat it. Every mouthful went against +palate and stomach. The butter had soaked into it and left it clammy. +The sand stuck to it, and Flea could not brush it quite clean. The +gritty morsels set her teeth on edge, and reminded her of stories she +had read of penances done for sins committed--hair-cloth shirts, and +peas in one's shoes, and floggings upon the naked shoulders, and all +that. The stories helped her to persevere until the last crumb was +swallowed. The task was further lightened by meditation upon her +mother's many sterling virtues. For instance, how she took especial +pains to give the children who went to school something to eat that was +a little better than the children left at home would have. She said +"studying was hungry work." + +In reality Mrs. Grigsby had said, "stedyin' is mighty hongry work." Flea +would not think of that or other peculiarities that had sometimes made +her ashamed of her mother. Her mother was not to blame that her parents +had not sent her to school for as many years as she meant to send her +children. + +At this point of her musings something bitter and burning arose in the +girl's softened heart. + +"Poor mother!" she muttered. "Wouldn't she be mad if she knew what has +happened to-day? As for father, he'd be ready to mash him like he did +the moccasin." + +The rule quoted as "a good law" by Major Duncombe, never to tell tales +out of school, was one of the first lessons learned by every boy and +girl of that school. Traditions of awful floggings administered by +former teachers for violations of the rule were familiar to all. A large +majority of parents were in the league with the schoolmasters in this +matter. Many fathers not only refused to listen to their children's +complaints, but punished them for bringing them. Boys actually carried +for weeks the marks of the whip, and took pains to hide them from their +parents lest they might be obliged to tell how they got them. A +tell-tale was despised everywhere. To tell tales out of school branded +boy or girl as for a disgraceful crime. + +If Flea had battles to fight, she must fight them single-handed. The +authority of the Old Field schoolmaster was what she had learned in +Olney's geography to call "absolute despotism." + +"He's worse than Turkey and China," she said, drawing the strings of her +"snack-bag" viciously tight. "He's meaner and crueler than a +satrap--or--a _Mameluke_!" + +The sound of voices and laughter broke in upon her gloomy reverie. +Peeping between the overhanging boughs she saw what made her crouch +lower in her covert. + +The creek was wide, and at this season shallow at this point. When +swollen by winter and spring rains it was so deep and swift that a +bridge had been built over it high above the present level. Coming from +the direction of Greenfield, two women and a man had just reached the +bridge. They were Miss Emily and Miss Eliza Duncombe, and Mr. Tayloe. He +was on his way back to school, and the young ladies had walked part of +the way with him. The party stopped on the bridge and leaned over the +railing. + +"If Miss Emily had seen him this morning, she wouldn't let him stand so +close to her," reflected Flea. "She'd sooner push him into the water." + +Miss Emily had no present intention of doing anything of the sort. She +seemed upon the best possible terms with her brothers' teacher. He had a +gun upon his shoulder. The woods were full of game, and he might knock +over a bird or "an old hare" in his walks back and forth to the +school-house. In the noon stillness Flea could hear what Miss Emily's +high-pitched voice was saying: + +"I tell you I _can_ shoot beautifully. Just let me try." + +And in answer to something he said: "I _dare_ you to hit that stump in +the water over yonder. The stump with the _red_ leaves on it." + +Mr. Tayloe raised the gun and fired. The leaves flew in every direction, +and the shot pattered in the water. + +Miss Emily clapped her hands and screamed with delight; there was a +confused chatter for a moment, all three talking together, while Mr. +Tayloe reloaded the gun and handed it to the young lady. + +[Illustration: WITH A CRY SHE COULD NOT QUITE STIFLE, SHE RUSHED AWAY +INTO THE WOODS.] + +"She ain't aiming it right," thought Flea, regretfully, as Miss Emily +raised the short fowling-piece awkwardly but boldly to her shoulder, and +laid her cheek down upon the stock. There was a report, and a rain of +bird-shot fell, not in the water this time, but upon the clump of bushy +shrubs in which Flea was hiding, and she felt a sharp cut across her +cheek. With a cry she could not quite stifle she rushed away into the +woods, too much frightened to do anything but fly from the chance of a +second shot. + +She did not hear the shout of laughter from the bridge. + +"You peppered a pig that time, Miss Emily," said the teacher to the +unskilful sportswoman. "You did not come within fifty feet of the stump. +It's lucky the pig was so far off. I heard him squeal as he scampered +into the woods. So you did hit something after all. That's a good one!" + +He went off into another fit of laughter. + +The blood was oozing from the cut when Flea stopped running, and she put +up her hand to feel how much she was hurt. It was a mere scratch, for +the shot was light and almost spent by the time it reached her. Her +fright over, her spirits arose with a bound. A happy thought had entered +her ever-active brain. + +Major Duncombe had no patience with carelessness in the use of firearms. +She had seen him angry but once in her life, and that was when one of +his boys pointed an empty gun at his brother. The father had laid his +riding-whip smartly about the boy's shoulders, and forbidden him to +touch a gun again for a month. + +"I would cowhide any man who aimed even a broomstick at me," he said. +"'Gun' and 'fun' should never go together except in a rhyme." + +Miss Emily would be scolded by her father and made fun of by everybody +else, and feel dreadfully besides if anybody ever found out what she had +done. Flea would lock up the secret in the recesses of her own heart, as +any other heroine would, for the sake of the beloved object. She hoped +the scratch would leave a scar--just a tiny thread of a scar--that would +not disfigure her, and would always be a token of how much she loved her +dear, dear _Miss_ Emily. + +"It would be a badge of merit--an honorable scar!" she said, aloud. "I +am glad, _glad_ it happened!" + +A quarter-mile from the school-house, the hill on which it stood fell +away abruptly in a bank out of which a clear little spring ran through a +pipe into a trough below. There Flea paused to wash her face and hands, +and to rinse the handkerchief she had used to stanch the blood. She even +took pains to make herself look more tidy than usual, wetting her +"Shetland-pony" forelock, and combing it back with the round comb which +she wore for the first time that day. Then she smoothed her apron, and +swinging her luncheon-bag around and around as she went, she tripped +blithely up the slope into the clearing that made the play-ground. At +the same instant the figure of the teacher came into view from the +opposite quarter, and there was a rush and a scuffle among boys and +girls to get into the school-room before he arrived. + +Thus it happened that nobody noticed the raw scratch crossing Flea's +left cheek, about an inch below the eye, until the dictionary class was +called up to recite. Much attention was paid in the Old Field school to +spelling and definition, the text-book being Walker's Dictionary. Two +columns of words and definitions under the head of A were assigned to +the class of five girls and six boys, who had been busy studying the +lesson ever since the beginning of the afternoon session. For no reason +except that it pleased him to put down in every way the girl to whom he +had taken a dislike, Mr. Tayloe placed Flea Grigsby at the foot of the +row ranged in front of his chair. The scholars stood while reciting, +their hands close to their sides, their chins level, and shoulders back. +When a word was misspelled, or a wrong definition given, it was passed +down the line until somebody supplied the proper spelling and meaning, +and went above those who had failed. + +Flea mounted steadily and rapidly in this exercise, spelling being one +of her strong points. She was the fourth from the head of the class when +the word "adolescence" was given out. The first one who tried it put in +two d's, the second left out the first c, the third spelled the word +right, but had forgotten the meaning. Flea instinctively cast her eyes +down, and tried with all her generous might not to look elated as the +trial in which she knew she would succeed drew nearer and nearer. + +"Felicia Grigsby!" said the teacher. + +"Ado--" + +"Instead of staring that ink-spot out of countenance, suppose you have +the politeness to look at me when I speak to you." He broke off to stare +at her. "What have you been doing to your face?" + +Flea put her hand up to her wounded check, and felt that it was wet. +The water had checked the bleeding for a while, but now specks of blood, +like tiny beads, were starting out along the line of the cut. Her blush +at the discovery looked to the master like the confusion of guilt. + +"Can't you speak?" he said, roughly. "You are usually over-ready with +your tongue. With whom have you been fighting, _now_?" + +A titter from the school behind her made Flea color yet more deeply. + +"With nobody," she answered, in a low tone. "My face got scratched in +the woods." + +"Got scratched? That does pretty well for the crack scholar of the +county, who is going to make us all proud of her some day. Why don't you +say what scratched you?" + +Flea was mute; not with alarm, although she would not have been +surprised had he hurled the dictionary at her head. She had seen that +done to a girl by a former teacher. The book had knocked the girl down. +In falling she had cut her head against the corner of a bench, and lain +quite still for a minute before she could get up. Flea recollected it +all in a flash, yet without being afraid. Her eyes, fixed upon the +teacher, were bright, her lips were compressed. No torture should force +from her what might grieve and annoy Miss Emily. Stories from _Fox's +Book of Martyrs_ and _Tales of the Covenanters_, and a Sunday-school +book, _The Lives of the Saints_, which she read last summer, thronged +her mind. It was grand to be a heroine to save one she loved. It was +sublime to be a martyr. Who was it who had written of somebody who +"played the man in the fire"? + +Mr. Tayloe's eyes faded almost white, the glow of metal seven times +heated, that gave him an ominous look. The scholars ceased tittering and +held their breaths. He took out his watch. Flea noticed that it was gold +and very handsome, and was fastened to a heavy gold chain of curious +workmanship, like the scales of a fish. There were initials on the back +of the watch. She wondered if it had been his father's, and was left to +him as the oldest son. + +"I will give you exactly three minutes, Felicia Grigsby, to say, 'Mr. +Tayloe, a thorn scratched my face as I came through the woods.' +Obstinacy is what I will not stand." + +In the deathlike hush of the room the ticking of the watch in his hand +was painfully audible to the scholars of the back benches. Each tick +seemed to go in one of Flea's ears and out at the other, trailing a +red-hot wire with it. She could not stop counting them, try though she +might. There was no thought of yielding in her mind, but she was getting +faint with suspenseful dread. Never until now had she openly defied +lawful authority. What was going to happen? + +"Three!" said the teacher, returning the watch to his pocket. "Are you +ready to do as you are told?" + +Flea swept her dry lips with her tongue, and swallowed hard. "I can't +say what you want me to say; it wouldn't be true." + +"Aha! what _is_ true, then?" + +Again she was dumb. + +"Go to your seat, and do not touch a book, or move, until I give you +leave, if you have to sit there until to-morrow morning." + +When the school was dismissed, an hour later, the rest of the scholars +filed out of the room, staring hard at Flea as they passed. + +Mr. Tayloe had letters to write. Not a sound was heard for the next +half-hour, except the scratching of his pen and the rustling of the +dried aspen-leaves blown by the wind into the open door and along the +aisle. Flea watched them in a miserable, mechanical way. An odd stupor +was stealing over her. Her nerves were wellnigh worn to threads, and +although the stout heart stood firm, the waiting for an unknown +punishment was horrible, and used up what strength positive disgrace had +left to her. + +Mr. Tayloe wrote on briskly. If Flea had read the letter over his +shoulder, she would have seen that it began, "My dear Mother," and was +full of merry, affectionate sayings. + +Presently he looked up suddenly toward the door, smiled, hustled his +papers into his desk, caught up his hat, and walked quickly down the +aisle. In going out, he slammed the door behind him. + +She was, then, to be left there all night! + +[TO BE CONTINUED.] + + + + +RICK DALE. + +BY KIRK MUNROE. + +CHAPTER XVII. + +SAVED BY A LITTLE SIWASH KID. + + +The attention of the departing revenue-officer being attracted by the +barking dog, he paused, and glanced inquiringly in that direction. It +was a critical moment for our lads, who knew not whether to run, which +would be to reveal their presence at once, or to try and kill the dog, +with probably the same result. Fortunately they were spared the +necessity of a decision, for a little girl, whom up to this moment they +had not noticed, though she was quietly at play with a family of +clam-shell dolls directly in front of them, took the matter into her own +hands. She had just arranged her score or so of dolls in _potlatch_ +order, with the most favored near at hand, when the dog, charging that +way, threatened to upset the whole company. To avert such a catastrophe +the child snatched up a stick, and springing forward in defence of her +property, began to belabor him with such a hearty will, and scream at +him so shrilly, as to entirely divert his attention from his original +object. + +Taking advantage of this diversion in their favor, the boys stole softly +away, and after making a long détour through the forest, cautiously +approached the coast a mile or more from Skookum John's camp, but where +they could command a wide view of the sound. Here they had the +satisfaction of seeing the yawl, under sail, standing off shore, and a +full half-mile from it. The sloop was not visible, nor was the cutter. + +"How could he have known just where to look for us?" asked Alaric, who +had been greatly alarmed at the imminence of their recent danger. + +"He couldn't have known," replied Bonny. "It was only a good guess. I +suppose he overhauled our boat, and, finding her empty, made up his mind +that we had landed somewhere. Of course he couldn't tell on which shore +to look, but, noticing John's camp, thought it would be a good idea to +find out if the Indians had seen anything of us. Of course they hadn't, +and now that he has left, it will be safe enough for us to go back." + +"Do you really think so? Isn't there any other place to which we can +go?" asked Alaric, whose dread of being captured by the revenue-officers +was so great as to render him overcautious. + +"Plenty of them, but no other that I know of within reach, where we +could find food, fire to cook it, and a boat to carry us somewhere else; +for there aren't any white settlers or any other Indians that I know of +within miles of here." + +In spite of this assurance Alaric was so loath to venture that the boys +spent several hours in discussing their situation and prospects before +he finally consented to revisit Skookum John's camp. By this time the +day was drawing to its close, and the lengthening forest shadows, flung +far out over the placid waters of the sound, were so suggestive of a +night of darkness and hunger amid all sorts of possible terrors as to +outweigh all other considerations. So the boys plunged into the twilight +gloom of the thickset trees, and began the uncertain task of retracing +the way by which they had come. + +As neither of them was a woodsman, this soon proved more difficult than +they had expected. The trees all looked alike, and they made so many +turns to avoid prostrate trunks and masses of entangled branches, that +within half an hour they came to a halt, and each read in the troubled +face of the other a confirmation of his own fears. They had certainly +lost their way, and could not even tell in which direction lay the +sea-shore they had so recently left. Bonny thought it was in front, +while Alaric was equally certain that it still lay behind them. + +"If we could only make a fire," said the former, "I wouldn't mind so +much staying right where we are till daylight; but I should hate to do +so without one. Are you certain you haven't a single match?" + +"Certain," replied Alaric; "but I thought you always carried them." + +"So I do; but I used them all on that old lantern last night. I almost +wish now I'd never invented that thing, and that they had caught us. +They wouldn't have starved us, at any rate, and perhaps the prison isn't +so very bad after all." + +"I don't know about that," rejoined Alaric, stoutly. "To my mind a +prison is the very worst thing, worse even than starving. After all, +this doesn't seem to me so bad a fix as some from which I've already +escaped. Going to China, for instance, or drifting alone at night in a +small boat." + +"What do you mean by going to China?" asked Bonny, wonderingly. + +"Hark!" exclaimed the other, without answering this question. "Don't you +hear something?" + +"Nothing but the wind up aloft." + +"Well, I do. I hear some sort of a moaning, and it sounds like a child." + +"Maybe it's a bear or a wolf, or something of that kind," suggested +Bonny, whose notions concerning wild animals were rather vague. + +"Of course it may be," admitted Alaric; "but it sounds so human that we +must go and find out, for if it is a child in distress we are bound to +rescue it." + +"Yes, I suppose we are; only if it proves to be a bear, I wonder who +will rescue us?" + +Alaric had already set off in the direction of the moaning; and ere they +had taken half a dozen steps Bonny also heard it plainly. Then they +paused and shouted, hoping that if the sound came from a bear the animal +would run away. As they could hear no evidences of a retreat, and as the +moaning still continued, they again pushed on. It was now so dark that +they could do little more than feel their way past trees, over logs, and +through dense beds of ferns. All the while the sound by which they were +guided grew more and more distinct, until it seemed to come from their +very feet. + +At this moment the moaning ceased, as though the sufferer were +listening. Then it was succeeded by a plaintive cry that went straight +to Alaric's heart. He could dimly see the outline of a great log +directly before him. Stooping beside it and groping among the ferns, his +hands came in contact with something soft and warm that he lifted +carefully. It was a little child, who uttered a sharp cry of mingled +pain and terror at being thus picked up by a stranger. + +"Poor little thing!" exclaimed the boy. "I am afraid it is badly +injured, and shouldn't be one bit surprised if it had broken a limb. I +must try and find out so as not to hurt it unnecessarily." + +"Well," said Bonny, in a tragic tone, "they say troubles fly in flocks. +I thought we were in a pretty bad fix before; but now we surely have run +into difficulty. What ever are we to do with a baby?" + +"Bonny!" cried Alaric, without answering this question, "I do believe +it's the little Indian girl who drove away the dog, and something is the +matter with one of her ankles." + +"Skookum John's little Siwash kid!" exclaimed Bonny, joyfully. "Then we +can't be so very far from his camp. Now if we only knew in which +direction it lay." + +As if in answer to this wish there came a cry, far-reaching and long +drawn; "Nittitan! Nittitan! Ohee! Ohee!" + +For several hours Skookum John and his eldest son, Bah-die, had been +searching the woods for two white lads whom the third Lieutenant of the +cutter claimed to have lost. He had promised the Indian a reward of +twenty-five dollars if he would bring them to the cutter, and Skookum +John had at once set forth with the idea of earning this money as +speedily as possible. + +Little Nittitan, his only daughter, whom he loved above all the others, +noted his going, and after a while decided to follow him. When darkness +put an end to the Indian's fruitless search and he returned to his camp, +he found it in an uproar. Nittitan was missing, and no one could imagine +what had become of her. + +For a moment the bereaved father was stunned. Then he prepared several +torches, and accompanied by Bah-die, set forth to find her. At the edge +of the forest he raised a mighty cry that he hoped would reach the +little one's ears. To his amazement it was answered by a cheery "Hello! +Hello there, Skookum John!" + +"Ohee! Ohee!" shouted the Indian. + +[Illustration: THE ARRIVAL AT SKOOKUM JOHN'S.] + +"Here's your _tenas klootchman_" (little woman), came the voice from the +forest, and the happy father knew that he who shouted had found the lost +child and was bringing her to him. + +On the outskirts of his camp he stood and waited, with blazing torch +uplifted above his head, and an expectant group of women and half-grown +children huddled behind him. He was greatly perplexed when a few minutes +later a tall white lad whom he had never before seen emerged from the +forest bearing the lost child in his arms. There was another behind him, +though, who was promptly recognized, for Skookum John knew Bonny Brooks +well, and instantly it came to him that these were the boys whom the +revenue-man claimed to have lost. And they had found his little one. How +glad he was that his own search for them had been unsuccessful! But this +was not the time to be thinking of them. There was his own little +Nittitan. He must have her in his arms and hold her close before he +could feel that she was really safe. + +He stepped forward to take her, but the strange lad drew back, and Bonny +cried out: "_Kloshe nanitsh, Skookum. Tenas klootchman la pee, hyas +sick_," by which he conveyed the idea that the little woman had hurt her +foot quite badly. Then he added: "It's all right, Rick. He understands +that he must handle her gently." + +So Alaric relinquished his burden, and the swarthy father, rejoicing but +anxious, bore the child to a rude hut of brush and cedar mats, the open +front of which was faced by a brightly blazing fire. Here he laid her +gently down on a soft bear-skin and knelt beside her. + +Alaric, who seemed to consider the child as still under his care, knelt +on the opposite side and began to feel very carefully of one of the +little ankles. He had not spent all his life in company with doctors +without learning something of their trade, and after a brief examination +he announced to Bonny that there were no broken bones, but merely a +dislocation of the ankle-joint. + +"I don't know anything about it," said Bonny, "but I should think that +would be just as bad." + +"No, indeed! A dislocation is not serious if promptly attended to. You +explain to him that I am a sort of a doctor, and can make the child well +in a few seconds if he will let me. Then I want him to hold her while I +pull the joint into place." + +So Bonny explained that his friend was a _hyas doctin_ or great +medicine-man who could make Nittitan well _hyak_ (quick), and the +anxious father, having implicit faith in the white man's skill, +consented to allow Alaric to make the attempt. + +The little one uttered a sharp cry of pain as, with a quick wrench, the +dislocated bone was snapped into place, and Alaric, with flushed face, +but very proud of what he had done, regained his feet. + +"Now," he said, "let them bathe the ankle in water as hot as the child +can bear, and by to-morrow, she'll be all right. And, Bonny, if you know +how to ask for anything to eat, for goodness' sake take pity on the +starving poor, and say it quick." + + +CHAPTER XVIII. + +LIFE IN SKOOKUM JOHN'S CAMP. + +Skookum John, which in Chinook means "Strong John," was a Makah, or Neah +Bay, Indian, whose home was at Cape Flattery on the shore of the +Pacific, and at the southern side of the entrance to the superb strait +of Juan de Fuca. He was a _Tyhee_, or chief, among his people, for he +was not only their biggest man, being a trifle over six feet tall, while +very few of his tribe exceeded five feet nine inches in height, but he +was the boldest and most successful hunter of whales among them. This +alone would have given him high rank in the tribe, for to them the +whales that frequent the warm waters of that coast are what buffalo were +to the Indians of the great plains. + +The Makahs are fish-eaters, and while they catch and dry or smoke +quantities of salmon, halibut, and cod, they esteem the whale more than +all others, because there is so much of him, because he is so good to +eat, and because he furnishes them with the oil which they use on all +their food, as we use butter, and which they trade for nearly every +other necessity of their simple life. + +The big Siwash, being an expert whaleman, had much oil to trade, and +made frequent visits to Victoria for this purpose. Here, being an +intelligent man and keenly noting all that he saw, he learned much +concerning the whites and their ways, besides picking up a fair +knowledge of their language. + +So it happened that when the smugglers who proposed to operate in the +upper sound began to cast about for some trustworthy person, who would +also be free from suspicion, to look out for their interests in that +section, and keep them posted as to the whereabouts of cutters, they +very wisely selected Skookum John, and offered him inducements that he +could not afford to refuse. He, of course, knew nothing of the laws they +proposed to violate, nor did he care, for political economy had never +been included in Skookum John's studies. + +So the Makah Tyhee closed his substantial house of hewn planks on Neah +Bay, and with all his wives and children--of whom Bah-die was the eldest +and little Nittitan the youngest--and his dogs and canoes, and much +whale oil, and many mats, he made the long journey to the place in which +we find him. Here he established a summer camp of brush huts, and +ostensibly went into the business of fishing for the Tacoma market. He +had brought his big whaling-canoe, and the little paddling canoes in +which his children were accustomed to brave the Pacific breakers +apparently for the fun of being rolled over and over in the surf. Above +all, he had brought a light sailing-canoe which was fashioned with such +skill that its equal for speed and weatherly qualities had never been +seen among canoes of its size on the coast. It was in this swift craft +that he darted about the sound at night to discover the movements of +revenue-men, watch for signals from incoming smugglers, and flash in +return the lights that told of safety or danger. + +Although not possessed of a high sense of honor, Skookum John was loyal +to his employers, because it paid him to be so, and because no one had +ever tempted him to be otherwise. At the same time he was not above +performing a service for the other side, provided it would also pay, and +so he did not hesitate to promise the cutter's third Lieutenant that in +return for twenty-five dollars he would use every effort to find and +return to him two lost boys. + +When he did learn of the capture of the sloop (a blow that threatened to +retire him from business), and the reason why the revenue-men were so +desirous of finding the lost boys, he began to wish that he saw his way +clear to the winning of that reward, for twenty-five dollars is a large +sum to be made so easily. But the revenue-men wanted _two_ boys, and the +only other besides Bonny at present available was the young +medicine-man, the _hyas doctin_, who had not only found his dearly loved +Nittitan in the dark _hyas stick_ (forest), but had so marvellously +mended what he firmly believed to have been a broken leg. + +The old Siwash, therefore, determined to make the boys as comfortable as +possible, and keep them with him until he could communicate with the +_Tyhee_ of the _piah-ship_ (steamer). + +In consequence of these reflections, all of which passed through the +Indian's mind in the space of a few seconds, Bonny had no time to make a +request for food before the very best that the camp afforded was placed +before them. There were small square chunks of whale-skin, as black and +tough as the heel of a rubber boot. It was expected that these would be +chewed for a moment, until the impossibility of masticating them was +discovered, and that they would then be swallowed whole. After them came +boiled fishes' heads, of which the eyes were considered the chief +delicacy, and these were followed by several kinds of dried and smoked +fish, including salmon and halibut, besides bits of smoked whale looking +like so many pieces of dried citron. All of these were to be dipped in +hot whale oil before being eaten. + +Then came another course of fish, this time fresh and plain boiled, +which the Indians ate with a liberal supply of whale oil. Their boiled +potatoes were also dipped in oil after each bite. The crowning glory of +the feast was a small quantity of hard bread, which for a change was +dipped in whale oil and eaten dripping, and with this was served a +mixture of huckleberries and oil beaten to a paste. + +In regard to this liberal use of oil it must be said that Skookum John's +whale oil was universally acknowledged to be the sweetest and most +skilfully prepared to prevent rancidity of any in the Neah Bay village, +and his family regarded it with the same pride that the proprietors of +the best Orange County dairy do the finest products of their churn. It +was therefore a great disappointment to them that Alaric did not +appreciate it, and after trying a small quantity on a bit of potato, +refused a further supply. He even seemed to prefer paté de foie gras, of +which the boys had a single jar. This he opened in honor of the +occasion, and with it to spread over his bread and potatoes, a liberal +helping of the boiled fish, and an innumerable number of smoked halibut +strips boiled after a manner taught him by Bonny, the millionaire's son +made a supper that he declared was one of the very best he had ever +eaten. + +In order that their new-found friends might not feel too badly over +Alaric's refusal to partake more liberally of their whale oil, Bonny +gave them to understand that it was not because he disliked it, but not +being accustomed to rich food, he was afraid of making himself ill if he +indulged in it too freely. + +At this meal the young sailor tasted both paté de foie gras and whale +oil for the first time, and after carefully considering the merits of +the two delicacies, declared that he could not tell which was the worse, +and that as it would be just as difficult to learn to like one as the +other, he thought he would devote his energies to the oil. + +After supper a rude shelter against the chill dampness of the night was +constructed of small poles covered with a number of the useful bark +mats, of which the Indian women of that coast make enormous quantities. +A few armfuls of spruce-tips were cut and spread beneath it, a couple of +mats were laid over these, two more were provided for covering, and +Alaric's first camp bed was ready for him. Both lads were so dead tired +that they needed no second invitation to fling themselves down on their +sweet-scented couch, and were asleep almost instantly. As Skookum John +and Bah-die had also been out all the night before, they were not long +in following the example of their guests, and so within an hour after +supper the whole camp was buried in a profound slumber. + +By earliest daylight of the next morning the older Indian was up, and +stirring about very softly so as not to awaken the strangers. He was +about to make an effort to earn that twenty-five dollars, and believed +that by careful management it might be his before noon. He planned to +notify the commander of the cutter that while he could deliver one of +the desired lads into his Lands, the other had taken a canoe and gone to +Tacoma, where he could no doubt be readily found. If the _Tyhee_ of the +_piah-ship_ agreed to pay him the offered reward or even half of it for +one lad, he would ask that a boat might be sent to the camp for him. In +the mean time he would return first and invite both boys to go out +fishing. Bonny in a canoe with him, and the other in a second canoe with +Bah-die, who would be instructed to take his passenger out of sight, +somewhere up the coast. Then the cutter's boat would be allowed to +overtake his canoe, and Bonny could be handed over to those who wanted +him without any trouble. + +It was an admirably conceived plan, and the old Siwash chuckled over it +as he softly launched his lightest canoe, stepped into it, and paddled +swiftly away. + +[TO BE CONTINUED.] + + + + +EXPLORING NEW-FOUND RIVERS. + +BY C. C. ADAMS + + +Some of the leading African explorers have never written a book. They +have had other work besides exploration, and have been too busy to write +long accounts of their discoveries. A single copy of this paper would +hold all that Alexander Delcommune, who has travelled further in the +Congo basin than any other explorer, has written about his work. Captain +Van Gele, who has had remarkable experiences, and who took the last step +in the solution of a great geographical conundrum--the destination of +Schweinfurth's "Welle" river--has written very little. But we know what +all these men have done. Every new map of Africa that is worth anything +differs from all its predecessors, because it contains later and better +information. These men have done much to change and improve the maps, +and their short reports to geographical and other societies have been +very interesting and important. + +Foremost among these men is George Grenfell, of the Baptist Missionary +Society of England, whose travels in 1884-5 gave us our first knowledge +of six of the largest Congo tributaries. Many thousands of black people +in the middle Congo basin first learned of the white man when they saw +Grenfell pushing up their rivers on his little steamboat. He travelled +for over three thousand miles on the Congo and its tributaries, and +always as a man of peace, winning the confidence of barbarous tribes by +patience and kindness. He never shed a drop of blood nor laid violent +hands upon a native. How much better was this policy than to respond +with violence to the mistrust and opposition of these frightened and +savage peoples. + +Mr. Grenfell's steel steamer _Peace_ was built in England, and when she +was shipped to the Congo all her plates and pieces of machinery were +taken apart and packed into eight hundred loads; for every bit of the +vessel had to be carried on the backs of men around two hundred and +thirty-five miles of cataracts to Stanley Pool, where the long caravan +of black porters arrived without losing a load. Another Congo steamboat +was not so fortunate, for its brass fittings were stolen while in +transit, and transformed into neck ornaments for native women. It has +been said that a pioneer in Africa should be able to build a boat or a +house without a nail or a tool. Grenfell seems to be that kind of man. +The engineers who had been sent to put the _Peace_ together died of +fever; so Grenfell trained natives in the art of riveting, and with +their aid he put the eight hundred pieces together. When the _Peace_ was +launched there was not a leak. All of the parts had been placed where +they belonged. She was seventy feet long, and under her wooden roof were +a cabin and cook-room, with an engine amidships. Her twin screws drove +her ten miles an hour, and in all respects she was well fitted for her +work. So in 1884 Mr. Grenfell and his wife, with a crew of fifteen +natives, set out to find favorable points for mission stations on the +great unexplored tributaries that stretch away hundreds of miles north +and south of the middle Congo. + +We cannot describe here all the discoveries Grenfell made. He greatly +changed our notions of the extent, direction, and importance of quite a +number of rivers, chief among which were the Mobangi and Mongala north +of the Congo, and the Bussera, Chuapa, Lulonga, and Lomami south of it. +You may easily find these large rivers on the map, and they are +Grenfell's greatest contribution to our knowledge of Africa. + +Most of the tribes whom Grenfell met live away from the Congo, and had +never heard of the world outside the districts they occupy. We can +scarcely imagine the astonishment and even terror which the white man +and his puffing river monster inspired as the _Peace_ would suddenly +round some river bend and pause at a village front. The natives did not +always flee nor offer hostilities at once. Many stood motionless, as if +rooted to the spot, with straining eyes, and hands over their wide-open +mouths, a common practice among savages when they are greatly surprised. +If one fled he was speedily followed by others. If one gathered his wits +and began to poise his spear or bend his bow, others followed his +example. Once a woman fell in spasms to the ground. One day, on the Ruki +River, Grenfell surprised a party of fifty fisherwomen, who took one +look at the wheezing _Peace_, and then sprang shrieking out of their +boats, and swam, as a dog does, to the shore. A large crowd of men on an +island in the Bussera saw the apparition, and rushed pell-mell for their +boats, forgetting their paddles in their fright; and so, with frantic +energy, they used their hands as paddles in their flight to the +mainland. Grenfell was accompanied by the German explorer Von François +on his ascent of some of the southern rivers, and sometimes the natives +thought their white visitors came from the spirit world, and called to +them, "We fear you because you are white ghosts." + +[Illustration: GRENFELL AS HE SOMETIMES TRAVELLED WHEN ON SHORE.] + +On all such occasions there was nothing to do except to wait for the +excitement to subside, very quietly displaying presents of beads, wire, +and cloth, while anchored at a distance from the shore. Grenfell's +interpreter would strain his lungs with shouting words of soothing and +friendship. Sometimes he would cry "Ba, ba, ba," to indicate that he +wished to buy goats, and he would exhibit trade goods to pay for them. +On some island, in the night, while alarm drums were arousing the +country for miles along the banks, Grenfell would kindle fires, and in +the bright light display his presents to the best advantage. Once while +a howling crowd were bending their bows, the _Peace_ was sent at full +speed within a rod of the shore, and a cloth full of beads and +cowrie-shells was thrown among them. Before the astounded natives had +recovered their wits, the _Peace_ was again in mid-stream beyond the +reach of arrows. This set the savages thinking, and they listened +quietly when Grenfell shouted that he wished to buy fire-wood. They +filled a canoe with wood, and tying to the boat a long rope made of +vines, let it drift down stream to the steamer, where the canoe was +emptied, and the beads which the explorers placed in it were hauled back +to the shore. The ice was broken now, weapons were laid aside, and soon +a dozen canoes pushed out from the shore with natives having wood or +provisions to sell. + +[Illustration: A DWARF OF THE CONGO FOREST.] + +All of Grenfell's blandishments failed sometimes, and he was fiercely +attacked. Only one instance is recorded where he fired a gun, and then +it contained only a blank cartridge. He proved the efficacy of unusual +noises, for the explosion, reverberating along the forest-lined shores, +sent the enemy scampering. A blast from the whistle was sometimes enough +to turn pursuing canoes about face. The explorer did everything possible +to protect his men, and not one of them was hurt. Wire netting +completely covered the open sides of the vessel and caught many flying +missiles, while others lodged in the wooden roof. A few natives in one +village on the Bussera appeared to have seen or heard of guns, for +Grenfell was much surprised when the very friendly people told him that +they had intended to attack the vessel until they saw his firearms. One +village that had accepted the explorer's presents on his ascent of the +river, attacked him on his return because the river had risen meantime, +a most uncommon thing at that season, they said, and ample proof that +the white man was bad. The explorer found himself in a predicament on +the last day he spent upon the Bussera, but Mrs. Grenfell helped him out +of it. While the _Peace_ was in shore, a party of warriors rushed to the +bank with their weapons all ready to launch. In a moment Mrs. Grenfell +had thrown among them a double handful of beads, and while the crowd +were scrambling and fighting for the prizes, the _Peace_ reached a safe +distance. Usually an hour or two of waiting and conciliatory talk turned +foes into friends. Sometimes, however, the alarm drums would notify the +villages for miles around that an enemy was coming; and when Grenfell +saw a throng of armed warriors waiting for him, and not a woman on the +ground, he knew that trouble was brewing. + +[Illustration: THE "PEACE" SURPRISING A PARTY OF FISHERWOMEN ON THE RUKI +RIVER.] + +Geographical information imparted by the natives was apt to be wholly +incorrect. They had ready answers for all questions, but if they +imagined Grenfell would like to hear of a lake a little inland, or five +days more of navigation up the river, they would make replies which they +thought would please him, regardless of truth. This is a widespread +practice among savages. At the same time they were often eager to learn +of his discoveries. They would ask him how many days' journey his vessel +made above their village, and whether the natives he met dealt in ivory +and slaves. Some tribes had not the slightest idea that ivory had any +value, and thought it strange that any man should have occasion to buy +wood. Some of them had no names for the rivers where they live. They +were children of the earth, they said, and if he wished to know the +names of the rivers he must ask the children of the water. The southern +tributaries--Bussera, Chuapa, and Lulonga--are in the great belt of +dense Congo forest, and in the upper reaches of the rivers the big +branches form a complete roof over the streams, which are in deep shadow +even on the brightest days; and in this roof Grenfell found some of his +most persistent enemies. They were the little folks of Africa, the +pygmies, who would clamber out on the branches overhanging the streams, +and shoot their poisoned arrows into the wooden covering of the vessel. + +It was Grenfell who gave us our first positive information of the many +dwarfs who live in the forest south of the Congo, though about the same +time other explorers discovered them further south. One evening a canoe +drew up at some distance from the _Peace_, and when the interpreter +asked the natives who they were they said they were Batwa. This is the +name of the dwarfs living in the southern Congo forests, and Grenfell +and Von François were overjoyed at the prospect of seeing them. It was +now so dark that they could not determine what the canoemen looked like, +but in the morning they found near by a cluster of huts inhabited by +these little people, and then they knew they were in the land of the +pygmies. Grenfell found many dwarfs on the Lomami, Chuapa, and Bussera +rivers, and they proved to be the most troublesome and vindictive people +with whom he had to deal. His black crew were badly frightened when they +heard the dwarfs were near. All their lives they had been told that the +dwarfs were most unpleasant people to meet. It was common report that +they shot with poisoned arrows, permitted no one to live in their +country, and excelled all warriors and hunters in skill with the bow and +spear. We shall see later what Grenfell and other explorers have learned +about these strange and interesting people, and also about the cannibals +who are spread so widely over the Congo basin. Very little was known of +the cannibals as long as explorers kept to the main river, but after +Grenfell began his work along the tributaries the world soon came to +know the appalling extent of this evil. + +Nearly all the tribes discovered by Grenfell are cannibals. An +interpreter whom he took with him from the Congo was in constant fear of +being captured and eaten, and he would never venture ashore except in +company with six or eight comrades: "You eat goats and hens," said some +natives to Grenfell one day, "because you are rich and able to buy them; +but we are poor, and have to eat men, whom we can get for nothing." +Under the laws of the Congo State it is now a capital crime to eat human +flesh. Wherever the influence of the white man extends, the practice is +being discontinued, and some day this stigma upon human nature will +disappear from all the parts of Africa where it has so long prevailed. + +There are missionary stations now in some parts of the large regions +that Grenfell traversed. His peaceful and friendly methods made it easy +for other white men to go among the people he brought to light. The +natives who sought to kill him are now glad to sell ivory and rubber to +traders. His discoveries during fifteen months added about one thousand +eight hundred miles to the known navigable waters of the Congo basin. No +one except Stanley has surpassed him in the extent and value of his work +among the waterways of the second largest river system in the world. + + + + +AN HOUR IN BICYCLELAND. + +WITH AN ACCOUNT OF A PNEUMATIC CIRCUS. + +BY HAYDEN CARRUTH. + + +I. + +Kenneth had got his bicycle at last, and he was taking his first long +ride on it. It was warm, and the road seemed to be all up hill. "If this +road keeps on like this much longer," said Kenneth to himself, "I'll run +into the moon. I guess papa was right when he said that bicycle-riding +reminds him a good deal of work in its milder stages. However, I'd +rather ride than work." + +He went on a little farther, but the afternoon sun shone down hotter and +hotter, and the road still seemed to have more uphill than a +well-behaved road ought to have. After a while he came to a fine grove +of trees. "I think I'll just turn in here and rest a few minutes, and +then go back," said Kenneth. "Seems to me I ought to be able to coast +about three-quarters of the way home--unless the road tilts the other +way before I start, like a seesaw," he went on. He trundled his wheel +into the grove out of sight of the road, stood it against a big tree, +and lay down on the soft grass-covered ground in the shade. + +"It seems to me," he mused, "that bicycles ought to be made so they +would run themselves like--like--like horses. Then hills wouldn't make +any difference." He was speaking very slowly, and half wondering if +talking wasn't work too. "Then it wouldn't make any difference if the +road _did_ tilt up or--or--or turn sommersaults if it wanted to. Just +think of a road ten miles long turning a sommersault." He laughed a +little at the idea, but _that_ was work too. "I--I wonder if bicycles +couldn't be--be trained to--to--." It really was _too_ hard work to +talk. He hadn't noticed that another wheelman had come into the grove to +rest, and left his bicycle by the same tree. + +"Trained to do what?" said the other, who was enough bigger than Kenneth +to be a young man. "To talk like a parrot, or to sit up and beg like a +pug-dog?" + +Kenneth laughed at the idea of a bicycle sitting up and hanging down its +handle-bar and begging; and then he answered: + +"Oh, no; just to go themselves, you know." The presence of the stranger +seemed to revive him, so he sat up and looked at the other. + +"Oh, shucks!" said the young man. "Trained to go themselves! Where did +you come from?" + +"Smithville," replied Kenneth. + +"Thought so," answered the other. "You're in Bicycle-land now, where +they _are_ trained to go themselves. Come here!" he said, snapping his +finger at his wheel, which rolled over and stopped by his side. "That's +the way we have 'em trained here." + +"Well, that's what I meant," returned Kenneth, not liking the lofty tone +of the other very well. "That's precisely the way I am going to train +mine." And he turned and snapped his fingers at his wheel, and it came +toward him, though it wavered a good deal, and would have fallen if he +hadn't caught it. + +"That's very good," said the young man; "very good indeed. You have an +extremely intelligent bicycle. Keep training it for a week; and it will +go almost as well as mine." + +"There aren't any pedals on yours," said Kenneth, as he looked at the +other's wheel. + +"Well, there aren't any pedals on a horse either, are there?" asked the +young man, promptly. "Did you ever see a man riding a horse in +Smithville, and pumping him along with pedals?" + +"I forgot," said Kenneth. "I'll take them off of mine," and he reached +down and did so. "What shall I do with them?" + +"Oh, throw 'em in the ash-can," said the other, airily. "They're no +good." + +Kenneth didn't see any ash-can, so he tossed them behind some bushes, +and began to give his bicycle practice at going alone about on the +grass-plot. It learned rapidly, and he soon ventured to mount it, and +after one or two tumbles it circled around, went ahead, and backed up +very well indeed. + +"Well, now, what shall we do?" asked the young man. + +"I hardly know," answered Kenneth. "You're better acquainted with the +country than I. You suggest something." + +"I was on my way to the circus," said the other. "Suppose you come +along. They say it's a very good show. It certainly has one great +curiosity which I am anxious to see." + +"What's that?" asked Kenneth. + +"They have in this circus," answered the young man, speaking very slowly +and impressively--"they have in a cage--a--live--horse!" + +"Well, I don't--" began Kenneth; then he checked himself and went on, "I +don't see where they got that." + +"Captured it in the Smithville country at great expense and loss of +life," replied the young man, proudly. "The Largest and most Ferocious +Horse ever in the Captivity of Man. This Savage and Awe-inspiring Beast +will daily Devour in Full View of the Breathless Audience a Peck of Oats +and an Armful of Hay. At the Sight of his Food he Utters Blood-curdling +Roars which bring Spasms of Fear to the Bravest. Don't miss this Chance +of a Lifetime. I was just quoting from the bills," explained the young +man hurriedly, as he lowered his voice again. + +They then mounted their bicycles and rode away out of the grove and down +a side road. The pedals being gone, Kenneth rested his feet on the +coasters, as did his companion, and they sped along faster than he had +ever ridden on the wheel before. It was, in fact, just like coasting +down a long steep hill, but without the danger, as he soon came to have +perfect confidence in the ability of his newly trained steed to keep +upright. + +"You see," said the young man, "that it's the simplest thing in the +world to train a bicycle. Whoa!" he shouted, and his wheel began to +stop. "Get up!" and it increased its speed again. "Yours doesn't know +that yet, but it will soon learn. By-the-way," he continued, "they say a +man actually goes into the cage with that horse at the circus. Don't +fail to see Señior Jimjamdaza enter Fearlessly into the Cage of the +Raging Bucephalus and Handle him as a Child might Handle a Bicycle. +Remember, one Ticket admits to each and all of the Stupendous Wonders +contained in this Gigantic Tentatorial Aggregation of-- Oh, I beg +pardon; those bills _will_ keep running in my head," said the young man, +just a little sheepishly. + +"Oh, I don't mind," answered Kenneth; "only I think it's a good deal of +a fuss to make over a horse. Why, I wouldn't be afraid to go into his +cage myself." + +"Now, see here," said the young man, "that won't do, you know. You can't +fool me that way. You must think I'm green. The horse is the worst +animal that ranges the Perilous and Deadly Jungle, spreading Terror and +Destruction wherever he chances to show the Fiery Fury of his Face, and +only Captured by our Agents after weeks of Superhuman Effort involving +the Dreadful loss of Precious Life and the Sacrifice of Untold +Treasure-- There I go again, quoting those bills; but, anyhow, you see +what sort of an animal the horse is. And still you pretend to say that +you wouldn't be afraid to enter the cage with one!" + +"Well, I wouldn't," insisted Kenneth. "Didn't you ever have horses in +this country?" + +"They became extinct ages ago," answered the young man. (Kenneth thought +of the pictures of mastodons and such things which he had seen in his +physical geography book at school.) "Ages ago," repeated the young man. +"Sometimes we find remains of 'em. Only last week a man discovered some +horse bones while digging the cellar for a new bicycle-factory." + +They had been wheeling along pretty fast, and had made several turns. +There were a great many other people on the road, mostly going in the +same direction as they were, evidently also on their way to the circus. +Nearly all of them were riding bicycles precisely as they were, though a +few were in carriages driving bicycles, usually two side by side. +Suddenly at a sharp turn in the road they came face to face with a long +bill-board covered with immense colored pictures and letters as high as +Kenneth. The young man stopped the moment he saw it, and said: + +"There, see that! There's a true picture of the gentle beast you say you +would like to go in with." + +Kenneth looked, and saw a picture of an animal ten or twelve feet high, +with a great mouth like a hippopotamus, wide open, showing rows of teeth +six inches long. A lot of hunters and black natives were trying to get +out of his way, but the biggest hunter had fallen, and the horse was +about to come down upon him with his forward feet. The animal's eyes +seemed to be flashing fire, and he had a mane like a lion. + +"How long do you think you'd like to stay in a cage with an animal like +that?" asked the young man, proudly. "Like to sit down with him and do +your sums, perhaps? Or maybe you'd rather lie down on the floor of the +cage and take a nap--eh?" + +"I can't say about that sort of a horse," admitted Kenneth, doubtfully. +"I never saw a horse just like that, you know." + +"See what it says," cried the young man. "'The Dreadful Terror in his +Native Jungle! Captured after Awful Weeks of Cyclonic Struggle! To be +seen in the Full and Excruciating Exuberance of his own Tremendous +Verbosity in this Show alone!' What do you think of that?" + +"Well, I don't know, hardly. I can tell better after I have seen the +horse," said Kenneth. + +"Yes, and we must be moving or we'll be late," returned the young man. +"Here we go!" and off along the road they went again. In a few minutes +they came to the circus-grounds. There were two large tents connected, +with many smaller ones standing alone. There were great banners +everywhere showing pictures of the wonders within, the largest being +devoted to the horse. They left their bicycles in a shed, and after +buying tickets, went into the first of the big tents. There was a great +crowd inside, especially over at one side. "I think the horse is over +there," whispered the young man. Just then they heard a man shouting: + +"This way, ladies and gentlemen, to see the Mighty Monarch of the +Trackless Jungle, the only Horse ever captured by Man. He is now about +to be fed a Peck of Hardened Oats, which he will Crunch and Rend by the +Terrific Force of his Unaided and Unassisted Jaws! Step up, ladies and +gentlemen; step up!" + +"We've got to see that horse if half of our bones are broken," exclaimed +the young man, as he seized Kenneth by the arm, and began to force their +way through the crowd. + +[TO BE CONTINUED.] + + + + +THE MILKY WAY. + +BY ALBERT LEE. + + + I dreamed one night that I sailed away + From my little cot at home, + In a paper ship I had built that day, + Toward the heaven's starry dome. + + And an angel met my little boat, + And clasped me by the hand + When I stepped ashore, in my short night-coat, + On the distant golden strand. + + He led me forth down a great broad street + That seemed as bright as day, + And it felt all soft to the tread of my feet,-- + For I walked on the Milky Way. + + Along the sides of this heavenly road + That stretched away so white + Were a myriad stars that softly glowed, + Like fire-flies in the night. + + The angel said that the Milky Way + Is the place where the girls and boys + Who are lame or crippled may go and play, + And trade their crutches for toys. + + For when lame children go to sleep + In their sufferance beds below, + They are ferried by angels across the deep, + To the path where the star-lamps glow, + + And the crutches they placed beside the bed, + Where they lay at close of day, + Are changed to tops and dolls instead + When they come to the Milky Way. + + So I saw them there whom I knew down here, + Whom Heaven has not so blessed + With the strength to romp for the day's good-cheer, + But who hold the blessings of rest. + + And now when I gaze toward the skies at night, + And look at the Milky Way, + I know why the near stars shine so bright:-- + The little lame boys are at play. + + + + +FROM CHUM TO CHUM. + +BY GASTON V. DRAKE. + +XII.--FROM BOB TO JACK. + + + STRATFORD-ON-AVON. + +[Illustration] + + MY DEAR JACK,--This is the place where William Shakespeare was + born. He was the man that some people say didn't write his own + works, but I guess there must be some mistake about that, because + if he didn't, why then they weren't his _own works_. Pop says + that's a very suttle point that nobody else ever thought of and I + think he's right, though I don't know what suttle means. We came + down here from London yesterday, and on the whole I was kind of + glad to get away. We used to think it would be nice to go to the + circus every day, and I remember feeling very badly once because I + couldn't, but you change your mind after being in London a couple + of weeks with nothing but go, go, go, and see, see, see from + morning until night. I've seen so much in London that I can't keep + it straight in my head except the wax-works and they were royal. + They had a collection of Kings and Queens there that beats anything + I ever saw and Pop says they're just as valuable as the real + article, except in the matter of jewelry, which is only imitation + and made of paste. I said I'd rather see a real King than a wax + King, but Pop says the wax King would pay just as much attention to + me as a real King, and that you could slap a wax King on the back, + which you wouldn't be allowed to do with a real King. I don't know + about that though. I'd like to try it once. I sort of feel that if + I could get hold of a real King he and I would get along pretty + well together, because when I saw the Prince of Whales it struck me + that he wasn't much more than a human being after all, and from the + way he wore his hat, wouldn't mind much if somebody did slap him on + the back and tell him a bear story. I'd like mightily to try that + bear story of Sandboys' on that Whales fellow. I don't believe he'd + be very horty after he'd heard half of it. + + [Illustration] + + In some ways though the wax people are more interesting than the + real rulers. They wear better clothes. The wax Prince was a great + deal more gorgeous than the real one. He simply blossomed all over + with jewels and medals and uniform. There wasn't any beaver hat and + umbrella business about the wax one, and all the wax Kings had + their crowns on. I always thought Kings got along without hats and + wore gold bands with prongs on 'em all around their foreheads, but + Pop says they gave up that because it gave 'em colds in the heads + going out with prongs on, and besides the English crown was too + valuable to hang on a hat-rack. + + They had wax plain people too, sitting all around the place to make + it look popular. A man came in here once and asked a wax policeman + where the figure of Napoleon was, and of course the wax policeman + didn't say a word, and the man got mad and took his number and + complained about him for not being civil. There's a Chamber of + Horrors too where they keep the wax heads of bad people and show + you how burglars look. Generally they didn't look any worse than + the fine people upstairs, only their clothes weren't so good and + they didn't wear diamonds. + + [Illustration] + + Napoleon wasn't half as great looking as I thought he would be. Pop + says he wasn't the kind of a man to work up in wax anyhow. He had a + face that needed cast-iron or granite to make it go as a figure in + a wax-work show, and as for the Duke of Wellington that beat him at + Waterloo, he didn't show up for much in wax except his nose and + that was fearful. He had a funny nose, the Duke of Wellington had + and I guess that's what beat Napoleon. If Napoleon ever saw it it + must have made him laugh, and nobody can fight and laugh at the + same time. He had a hard nose to follow if the wax-work was like + him, because it went in two directions. If I had a nose like that + and wanted to go somewhere and somebody told me to follow my nose + the way some people do sometimes, I'd know what they meant though. + They'd mean go across our block, turn a corner and go down two. It + had a thank-you-marm in it like country road's that you slide down + hill on in winter. But he got there just the same, which I'm sorry + for because Napoleon wasn't half as tall as he was, and I like to + see the little man win generally. + + [Illustration] + + Next to the wax-works I remember the Zoo clearest of all I've seen. + I saw more monkies than you could shake a stick at and the fun they + were having made me wish I might be one of 'em for a little while. + Some of 'em looked almost as human as our hired man, and Pop says + he didn't know but what they were nearly as useful. The only + objection to 'em was that they were never quite still enough to be + good hired men. Besides monkies they had bears, and horned toads, + and red, white, and blue parrots--Pop says he thinks the red white + and blue parrots are called Jingo-birds, and we have lots of 'em in + the United States, but I never saw any up our way, and I guess if + we had 'em I'd know it because they spend most of their time + screeching and shaking their feathers. I didn't care much for the + snakes. They've got a whole house full of 'em, but they don't + amount to much, spending most of their time asleep. They aren't + half as lively, nor any more snakey to look at than the elephants' + trunks. The Elephants in this Zoo are awfully friendly and they'll + eat anything from chocolate creams to pie. There was a man in the + Zoo once that saw a little girl giving the Elephant a piece of + chocolate and he thought it was tobacco, so when the elephant put + out his trunk for something from him he put his cigar in it, + forgetting unfortunately that it was still lit, and the elephant + got awful mad and grabbed the man around the waist and threw him up + in the air so hard that the Zoo man says he hasn't come down yet, + and that was three years ago. Try that on Sandboys and see what he + has to say about it. + + [Illustration] + + I've used up all my paper now and so must stop, or else I'd tell + you all about that Shakespeare man who was born here. He was a + great man and wrote Julius Cæsar and lots of plays that have people + die in, right before your eyes. They still keep his memory green + here and Pop says are making more money out of doing so in a week + than Shakespeare made in a year. He never wrote his name twice + alike and was buried in the church. His grave is very interesting + and has an epitaph on it forbidding anybody to dust it off, which I + think is mighty queer. + + Next Monday, we are going over to Paris, and whenever I have the + time I study a little French. I've learned already to say bon jour + so that Pop knows what I mean and before long I expect to know the + language well enough to talk to myself in it anyhow. + + Always yours, + BOB. + + + + +[Illustration: INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORT] + + +It is only a question of time when the Cambridge High and Latin schools +will be forced to compete in interscholastic sports as separate +institutions. Already the football authorities have refused to recognize +a C. H. and L. eleven, and at the recent annual meeting of the Baseball +Committee a fight was made to force the united Cambridge schools to +enter separate baseball teams. The battle was lost; but the feeling +against the Cambridge schools seems to be very strong, and sooner or +later the High-school and the Latin school will be compelled to stand on +their individual merits. + +The constitution of the Baseball League provides that no amendment can +be made without a two-thirds vote, and when the question of separating +the Cambridge High-school from the Cambridge Latin School in baseball +came up, the vote stood three to three, and consequently C. H. and L. +will be represented by one nine in the league games this spring. The +schools that voted for C. H. and L. were the English High, the +Somerville High, and, naturally, the Cambridge High and Latin. English +High's representatives claimed that they voted to allow the schools to +play as one, because separation would make the number of teams in the +league too great, and they also thought the expense of such an +arrangement would be inadvisable. Somerville High voted for the +Cambridge institutions because it, too, is what they call there a +"combined" school, and it was practically voting for itself by standing +up for C. H. and L. The three schools on the opposition side were the +Roxbury Latin, Boston Latin, and Hopkinson's. They voted for separation +on the ground that it was for the best interests of interscholastic +sport in Boston. + +The Baseball and Football Interscholastic leagues are encouraged and +looked after by Harvard University athletes, because they develop +players who enter Harvard and make good material for the university +tennis. For that reason the influence of Harvard men has always been +exerted in behalf of the schools that send the best and the most +material to college, and also, of course, for the best interests of +sport. It was largely due to the influence of Harvard men that +C. H. and L. was forced out of the football association. Eventually +these graduates will doubtless take the same stand in baseball. + +For the last ten years--that is, from 1886 to 1895--the number of +scholars sent to Harvard by Somerville High, Cambridge High and Latin, +and English High schools (the three institutions which voted for +C. H. and L.) has been 236, or an average each year of 23.6 men. On the +other hand, Roxbury Latin, Boston Latin, and Hopkinson's (the three +schools that voted against C. H. and L.) have sent 639 men, or a yearly +average of 63.9. These figures are taken from the annual report of the +President of Harvard University. From other sources I find that the +approximate number of scholars in the three schools first mentioned is +1300, while the approximate number of students at the three schools last +mentioned is 1000. It is fair to assume too, that 175 of the latter are +too young to enter either the Cambridge or English High or the +Somerville High schools, for Hopkinson's and Roxbury Latin accept boys +as young as nine and ten years. This makes the discrepancy between the +two groups even greater from an athletic point of view. Therefore it is +evident that while the Cambridge schools and their adherents have some +1300 pupils, they send only about 38 per cent. of the number of men to +Harvard that the other three schools send there. + +For this reason, if for no other, Harvard is likely to support the +separatist party among the schools, and thus ultimately force the +Cambridge High and Latin schools to support separate teams. In view of +this, and in view of the fact that it is beyond question for the best +interests of sport that the Cambridge schools should be separated, it +seems that the sooner C. H. and L. men come to realize this, and act +upon the conviction, the more gracefully will they effect the scission, +and besides that they will come out with credit rather than otherwise. + +[Illustration: THE BERKELEY OVAL.] + +It is probable, as matters now stand, that the first annual games of the +National Association will be held on the Berkeley Oval the afternoon of +Saturday, June 13th. + +The baseball schedule of the New Jersey I.S.A.A. has been laid out as +follows: April 18th, Montclair High-School against Plainfield, at +Plainfield; April 18th, Pingry against Newark Academy, at Elizabeth; +April 25th, Montclair against Stevens Institute, at Montclair; April +25th, Plainfield against Pingry, at Plainfield; May 6th, Stevens +Institute against Newark Academy, at Newark; May 16th, Stevens Institute +against Plainfield, at Hoboken; May 16th, Montclair against Pingry, at +Elizabeth; May 23d, Plainfield against Newark Academy, at Newark; May +23d, Pingry against Stevens Institute, at Hoboken; May 27th, Montclair +against Newark Academy, at Montclair. It would be well if a game could +be arranged between the winner of this series and the winner of the New +York League, or, better yet, of the Inter-city game. + +The dates of the New York baseball series are juggled with so frequently +that I have given up all hope of keeping track of the schedule. At the +last meeting of the I.S.A.A. more alterations were made, but with the +aid of the god of sport perhaps the schedule will come out straight. One +date that can be announced with reasonable assurance at present, +however, is that of the Interscholastic games. These will be held at the +Berkeley Oval on Wednesday, May 13th. + +A striking feature of the recent interscholastic skating races at the +107th Street rink was Morgan's winning of every event in the finals on +Friday evening, April 10th. He seemed to be as much at home in the +sprints as in the distances, his time in the various races being: 220 +yards, 23 sec.; quarter-mile, 50-1/5 sec.; two miles, 6 min. 36-2/5 sec. +He skated also with the winning team in the one-mile relay race. + +Although these skating races were not officially sanctioned by the +N.Y.I.S.A.A. almost all of the schools in the Association sent entries, +of which there were about fifty. The trial heats were run on Friday +night, the 9th, and the finals on Saturday, and there were between 3000 +and 4000 spectators present on each occasion. + +[Illustration: ALFRED MORGAN. + +Champion Interscholastic Skater N.Y.I.S.A.A.] + +Alfred Morgan, of De La Salle, won the 220 trial and the two-mile with +ease, and in the quarter he almost lapped his field, and, mistaking the +finish, he stopped. Realizing his mistake as soon as the field had +rushed past, he plunged ahead again, and making a hard spurt managed to +secure second place, which gave him a chance in the finals. + +In the finals the finishing of the second and third men was in almost +every instance more exciting than that of first and second, because +Morgan was so far superior to the other skaters. In the 220 he was the +quickest to get in motion when the pistol was fired, set a clipping +pace, and won easily by twenty yards. Pitizipio beat Goulding for the +place by five yards. Goulding was fortunate in getting third prize, as +he slipped and fell five yards from the finish, but managed to slide +across the tape in time. In the two-mile Morgan came in fully three laps +ahead of the second man. + +Morgan has great speed, and is particularly quick in getting off the +mark. His time in the 440 comes very near to the world's in-door record. +In practice Donohue has only been able to beat Morgan by about two feet +in a 220 race. Morgan is not yet nineteen years old, and besides being +the best skater in the schools, he is pitcher of the De La Salle nine, +and a speedy bicycle-rider. + +The turns in the track at the 107th Street rink are very sharp, and a +number of the skaters were bowled over like tenpins at the corners. On a +longer track the time might have been a trifle better. But even so, next +year the scholastic competitors will have pretty high records to beat. +De La Salle won the cup which was offered to the school making the +largest number of points, by scoring 14. The next highest score was 6 +points. + +The officers of the National Interscholastic Association have finally +decided to ask the New Manhattan Athletic Club to take charge of their +first field meeting--upon the success of which so much depends--and the +club has undertaken the task. I think the school athletes of the country +are to be congratulated upon this move, for the financial element of the +enterprise has now been entirely eliminated so far as they are +concerned, and this is one of the greatest advantages that could be +wished for. + +That the National Association has done a clever thing in getting the +N.M.A.C., or rather, the Athletic Manager of the club, to superintend +and arrange these games is proved by the fact that for some time past +the Inter-collegiate Association has been negotiating with the club to +achieve this same end. But the governors of the N.M.A.C., in their +endeavors to assist in the promotion of pure sport, have decided not to +attempt more than they can handle at the outset, and believing that the +schools deserve more of them than the colleges, they will, I believe, +give their time and assistance this year to the latter only. + +And at this point let me give the readers of this Department a little +glance into the inside history of the negotiations which have just ended +between the National Association and the club. It will give them a +better idea than anything else could, I think, of the spirit which is to +pervade the management of scholastic affairs in the future. When the +officers of N.I.S.A.A. went to the managers of the N.M.A.C. they +explained what they wanted, and they talked about gate receipts and +medals and percentage, and all that sort of thing, and the word +"dollars" was used a good deal more than the word "sport." That was all +very well and entirely excusable, because the officers felt a certain +responsibility in the matter, and they knew they could not secure +grounds and prizes for nothing, and perhaps they allowed the latter +factors to assume a greater importance than they deserve. + +The managers of the club, however, who are ranged in opposition to the +financial element in athletics, replied that they would make no +agreement whatever with N.I.S.A.A. on a dollars and cents basis. They +said they would take charge of the games if the association so desired, +and they agreed to carry out the athletic plans of the association to +the best of their ability and to the satisfaction of the scholastic +representatives, but they firmly refused to enter into any contract or +to discuss any question involving money matters. They stated that their +purpose was to get the element of dollars and cents as far separate from +that of sport as it was possible to do, and expressed a willingness to +go ahead at once on that basis. + +In other words, the situation resolved itself to this: The managers of +the N.M.A.C. are sportsmen. The members and officers of the N.I.S.A.A. +are sportsmen. The younger men say to the older men, "We have perfect +confidence in your ability and integrity; will you conduct our games?" +The older men reply, "We know exactly how such games should be +conducted, and we know what you want; we will conduct your games." They +shake hands on that agreement, and that ends the matter. + +As affairs stand now the N.I.S.A.A. officials feel perfectly confident +that everything that it is possible to do will be done to make the games +a success. It is for the interest of school sport and for the interest +of the N.M.A.C. that everything should so be done. The N.I.S.A.A. men +know that the N.M.A.C. managers are aware of the fact that rewards or +mementoes of some kind are customarily given to winners on occasions of +this kind, and they are consequently confident that such trophies will +be forthcoming upon this occasion. The value of these trophies has no +place in the discussion, no matter what the constitution of the +N.I.S.A.A. may say. It is further known by all concerned that the +governors of the N.M.A.C., being sportsmen and not sports, are not +undertaking the management of these games for purposes of gain, and +that, therefore, whatever pecuniary profit may result will, no doubt, go +to the scholastic association and not to the club. Hence everything +seems now to be arranged on the best possible basis, and the +disagreeable consideration of dollars and cents is entirely eliminated. +In a few years scholastic sport will probably have gotten so far away +from the financial question that we shall all of us have forgotten what +a disagreeable tangle it once was. + + THE GRADUATE. + + + + +[Illustration: STAMPS] + + This Department is conducted in the interest of stamp and coin + collectors, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question + on these subjects so far as possible. Correspondents should address + Editor Stamp Department. + + +[Illustration] + +Several collectors have lately sent me Newfoundland stamps for +identification, in the belief that they had the rare early issues, but +in each case the stamps were the 1863 "lake" issue. The 1d., 3d., and +5d. of the two issues are easily identified. The 2d., 4d., 6d., 6-1/2d., +8d., and 1s. (all of about the same type) were printed in at least three +colors--orange vermilion, scarlet vermilion, and "lake." The first two +were used between 1856 and 1863, and are very scarce, especially the +6-1/2d. and 1s. The "lake" issue, on the other hand, was printed in +larger quantities, and went out of use in 1866, having had a circulation +of little more than two years. A very large supply of all these +varieties were left on hand, and for many years could be bought at the +post-office singly or in sheets at face value. The used copies of the +"lake" issue on the original envelope are worth ten times as much as the +unused copies. + +[Illustration] + +The following new counterfeits have made their appearance in New York: +The Hawaiian 12c. mauve surcharged in black "Provisional Government." +The rare U.S. 1861 10c. without the colored line. A clever rascal has +taken the common 10c. of the same issue and painted out the white +vertical lines. This is a dangerous counterfeit. The Tuscany 60c. has +been imitated so successfully that even some dealers were at first +deceived. It seems to have been made by the same person who imitated the +3 lire Tuscany. + + A. L. A.--They are tokens, not coins, and have practically no + value. + + T. D. H.--Die A of the U.S. 1887 envelope is scarce on white and + amber, and rare on blue and Oriental buff. It may be distinguished + by the bust, which points to the space between the third and the + fourth tooth. In the common die B (now current) the bust points to + the space between the second and the third tooth. + + + PHILATUS. + + + + +ADVERTISEMENTS. + + + + +Arnold + +Constable & Co + + * * * * * + +Children's Wear. + +CHILDREN'S + +_Wash and Outing Dresses,_ + +_School Frocks,_ + +_Cloth Reefers._ + +BABIES' WEAR. + +_French Piqué Bonnets,_ + +_Dimity Dresses,_ + +_Mull Caps._ + + * * * * * + +Broadway & 19th st. + +NEW YORK. + + + + +[Illustration: ROYAL BAKING POWDER] + +A cream-of-tartar baking powder. 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W., the + Editor will be pleased to furnish subscribers with membership + blanks and information so far as possible. + + +[Illustration: Copyright, 1896, by Harper & Brothers.] + +Leaving Powers' Hotel at Rochester, proceed westward across the bridge +over asphalt pavement, and taking the turn to the right at the fork of +the road cross two railroads. After crossing the second, or rather on +crossing the second, turn to the right, and keeping then to the left, +pass through the toll-gate and follow the turnpike to Gates Centre. The +route from Gates Centre, past Coldwater, to North Chili, and thence to +Churchville is direct and unmistakable. Churchville is fifteen miles +from Rochester, and the road is a good one most of the way. If you stop +at the Cottage Hotel you will find good rooms and excellent meals served +at sixty cents. + +For an experienced rider it may be safe enough to take the cinder path +from Churchville between the two tracks of the railway, and ride thence +to Bergen, three miles further on, since of these three miles two miles +on the road are practically unrideable on account of the sand; but for +any one who is not an experienced rider--and, to be honest, for any one +at all--to do this is a great risk, and you are advised, therefore, to +walk or ride in a wagon these two miles of sand. From Bergen a turn +should be made to the right, the track crossed about a mile out from +town, and a direct run made to Byron through West Bergen. Thence proceed +due west, following the track for about a mile, where a sharp turn to +the left is made, and this road is held until Batavia is reached, ten +miles further on. The road, as will be seen upon the map, is somewhat +irregular, but is very easy to follow. The road itself is in good +condition, though it is somewhat uphill as you run in towards Batavia. + +It is possible to take the fair bicycle route marked on the map, running +direct from Bergen to Batavia, to the south of West Bergen and South +Byron; but, everything considered, it is better to follow the best +route. This stage of the journey to Buffalo--from Rochester to +Batavia--is one of the most difficult, as much of the road is sandy and, +at best, aggravating riding. A good deal of care should be taken of the +wheel during this run. In the first place, sand roads often give the +rider a throw which wrenches his bicycle; and in the second place, the +sand itself is apt to get into the bearings of the wheel, and if +considerable care is not taken in cleaning it at night evil results may +develop. + + * * * * * + +Phil May, of _Punch_, seldom lets slip a chance to play a practical +joke. Not long ago he needed a policeman for a model. He went out into +the street and accosted the first one he met, saying who he was and what +he wanted. "Come to my house at noon to-morrow," said Phil May, and he +gave the man his address. Then he walked on a couple of blocks further +until he met another bobby. This one was also willing to pose, and he +was likewise told to apply at noon of the following day. The artist +wandered about London for several hours making appointments with +policemen. The next day at noon there was an entire platoon of police in +front of Phil May's residence. A crowd collected, and the reason for +such an array was freely discussed. Some asserted that a den of +anarchists had been discovered and was about to be raided; others +insisted that a swell gambling-place was about to be seized; others +hinted at a murder or at some other mystery. A few minutes after twelve +o'clock Phil May came to the door and invited all the policemen into his +garden. There he lined them up and inspected them. He picked out the man +most suitable for his purposes, then handed to each of the others an +envelope containing the regulation fee for a sitting, and dismissed +them. + + + + +[Illustration: THE PUDDING STICK] + + +Every girl cannot, of course, find a blind neighbor who wishes to hear +somebody read aloud, nor are little dancing classes to be formed at +one's pleasure. But if a girl is fond of her needle, she may keep a +dainty piece of work on hand--a centre-piece, or a bureau scarf, or a +doily or two, and embroider these as she has opportunity, gradually +becoming so expert and deft that her needle produces exquisite effects, +like those of a painter's brush. Such work is saleable, and there are +always people who will order it for holiday or birthday gifts, or for +their contributions to fairs. You must not hope to sell what you do in +this line unless it is really excellent work, but if you are skilled you +will be able to reap some profit from your labor. Many girls earn their +money for charity in this way. I know one who trims the family hats and +bonnets, and so earns Easter and Christmas money for the poor and for +her gifts. + +Among pleasant methods of earning money I must mention the device of +Marion, the sixteen-year-old daughter of a friend, who pays her a little +salary for keeping a set of books for him. There is, in this case, a +particular account which the father wishes to keep separate from all +others, and Marion, who has studied book-keeping, has charge of this, +her father willingly remunerating her for her time. When a girl's +parents are able to pay her for some work which she does at home she is +to be congratulated. + +Anna M---- frankly declares that her talents are of the home-making +order. She is quick and neat, and likes to make cake, and candy, and +salted almonds, and other goodies which people enjoy. If she had time to +make them, her peanut taffy and her maple-sugar caramels would be in +great demand, but as it is she never has trouble in getting orders for +all she can supply. Her sister Sallie has earned a really large amount +of money for a young girl by obtaining subscriptions for a favorite +periodical, the publishers allowing a liberal commission on every paid +subscription. + +But after all, girls, I cannot urge you to devote your powers as yet to +the earning of money. This is your preparatory season. Think of +something you would like to become, and spend your time in getting ready +for it. I admire Louise W----, who, when she was a child, enjoyed her +needle and her little bit of patchwork, and learned to dress her dolls +beautifully. Louise took a thorough course in millinery and dressmaking, +learning the art of cutting and fitting perfectly; then she began to +teach it, and now, as a young lady, she goes about to different schools +to impart what she knows, and she also forms classes and takes single +pupils. She waited till her school days were over before entering on her +profession, and she is so fully mistress of her art that nobody is more +independent than she. + +Concerning singing, about which Lulu D---- writes, lessons from the best +masters are very costly, though it is possible to study at a +conservatory, and by sharing the lessons of a class receive instruction +at a smaller outlay. If the voice is worth cultivation a conscientious +teacher will tell you its probable range, and advise you whether to +invest money in vocal culture. + + MARY G. H.--Your letter reached me too late to be answered by the + date you set. Should your club have another entertainment + mentioned, have either a flower party or a library party. In the + first instance each girl must dress in the color of her favorite + flower, wear it in her belt, and recite a little poem or tell a + story in which her flower is mentioned. In the second, each chooses + a book and is dressed to represent its title, which the rest find + out by guessing. Bring a copy of the book with you, if you wish, + and let it be given to a hospital or other charity. + + FLORA B.--All the way from Chili your letter came straight to my + desk. I am glad to have warm words of appreciation of The Pudding + Stick from a South-American reader. 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Heretofore nature has shared +this secret with the Yogis of India alone, and the methods pursued by +these clever magicians in performing this trick have been often +described. They plant a seed in the earth and cover it with a cloth. In +a few moments the cloth begins to be pushed upward by the growing plant, +which, in a short time, attains the height of several feet. Various +theories have been advanced as to the _modus operandi_ of this miracle, +one of the latest being that the spectators are all hypnotized by the +magician. During his travels in India M. Ragouneau saw this trick +performed frequently, and noticed that the Hindoos always embedded the +seed in soil which they brought with them specially for that purpose. At +last he learned that they obtained this earth from ant-hills. Now ants +contain a large proportion of formic acid, with which, in time, the soil +of their habitations becomes charged. This acid has the power of quickly +dissolving the integument surrounding a seed, and of greatly stimulating +the growth of the germ within. After a little experimenting with this +acid the learned Frenchman was able to duplicate perfectly the Hindoo +trick. His further researches have led him to believe that this +discovery may be profitably applied to agriculture. By infusing ants in +boiling water, acid as strong as vinegar can be obtained. M. Ragouneau +has achieved the best results and most perfect growth by using earth +moistened with a solution of 5000 parts of water to one of acid. + + * * * * * + +The Justice's Carriage Bill. + +Not long since Mr. Justice Gray, of the United States Supreme Court, +went down into Delaware to hold court, and was met at the railroad +station by a deputy marshal. The fees are not large in that section and +deputy marshals are not rich men. So this deputy met the Justice on +foot. + +"Where is your carriage?" asked Justice Gray. + +"Well, Mr. Justice, you see the distance ain't great, and the fees are +small. If I hired a carriage I should have nothing left." + +"You get the carriage," said the Justice. "There is an account to which +it can be charged. Write to the marshal in Baltimore, and he'll tell you +what the account is." + +So Mr. Justice Gray rode into town and the deputy wrote to his superior. +Soon after the Justice returned to Washington he received a letter from +the Delaware deputy. + +"The carriage bill is all right," wrote the latter. "The marshal tells +me to charge it up to the account of transportation of prisoners." + + * * * * * + +On Biscayne Bay. + + The northernmost settlement on this Florida bay is Biscayne, first + settled twenty-five years ago. The site is one of natural beauty + and importance. The land is high, with very little prairie. Several + orange and lemon groves have been put out during the past two + years. There are pretty tropical flowers, stately cocoanuts, and + the ruins of several old stone houses burnt many years ago. + + Lemon City, three miles south, and the largest town on the bay, + contains 150 families. It has a hotel, a church, and an excellent + school. It is the terminus of the Bay and Key West schooner line. + The harbor is deep. Buena Vista has the deepest water on the bay. + It is a mile south of Lemon City. It is a very small town. It has + one store, hotel, and the yard of the Pensacola Lumber Company is + situated here. Schooners carrying 300,000 feet of lumber arrive + along the shore. The back country is well settled. The largest + shipment of beans for the whole bay was shipped from the Buena + Vista wharf last season. + + Historic Miami is situated three miles south. It is a picturesque + region. The oldest cocoanuts in the State wave their nuts above the + deserted barracks of Fort Dallas. The Miami River is narrow, + silent, and slow-flowing, with rocky banks. There are only three + families here, but the Miami River bottom-lands are full of people, + owing to vegetable farms, which make this an important + shipping-point. + + Cocoanut Grove, the home of the yachtsman, is five miles south of + Miami. The Peacock Inn is a "veritable English caravansary." This + settlement is described as being "popular with travellers, leaders + in social functions, and a favorite resort of professionals from + all paths of life in need of rest and recreation." There is a + hotel, a store, union chapel, and four clubs--the Housekeepers' + Club, Girls' Pine-Needle Club, Biscayne Bay Yacht Club, and a + Knights of Pythias Society--all in active operation. There is a + casino for social purposes, and a yacht-club house which was built + in 1888. The club signal is a red field bordered with blue. Ralph + Munroe is commodore, and Kirk Munroe is secretary. Many prominent + people belong to the club, and the winter season is gay at Cocoanut + Grove. + + HARRY R. WHITCOMB. + UMATILLA, FLA. + + * * * * * + +A Blunt but Practical Reproof. + +Mr. Henry T. Durant, the philanthropist who gave to Wellesley College +its largest endowment, was in early life a lawyer, but at fifty retired +from practice and became a "lay preacher." He brought to the latter +calling wide experience of affairs and no small knowledge of human +nature. He saw through people and through things. One day, during a +religious meeting in which he was much interested, he listened to a +preacher whose eloquence had profoundly impressed his audience. Behind +his eloquence, however, Mr. Durant saw the self-consequential bearing of +the young clergyman. When the latter came down from the pulpit Mr. +Durant said to him: + +"That was an eloquent sermon. What was your purpose in it?" + +"Why," answered the preacher with surprise, "to hold up the vivid +personality of our Lord." + +"I thought that was what you intended; but do you know," observed Mr. +Durant, bluntly, "you stood so distinctly and directly in front of Him +that nobody saw any one but you." + + * * * * * + +Answers to Kinks. + +No. 1.--Pie-crust. + + * * * * * + +No. 2.--1, Bagpipe. 2, Hornpipe. 3, Blowpipe. 4, Stovepipe. 5, +Pitchpipe. Poetical quotation from Browning's "Pied Piper of Hamelin." + + * * * * * + +No. 3.--1, Blame--lame. 2, Swarm--warm. 3, Pine--pin. 4, Wine--win. 5, +Maid--aid. 6, Brown--brow. 7, Brow--row. 8, Sleight--sleigh. 9, +Babel--babe. 10, Scorn--corn. 11, Pink--ink. 12, Learn--earn. + + * * * * * + +Kinks. + +No. 4.--THE AMERICAN FLAG. + + I am composed of 16 stars and 5 stripes. My stars 1-16 form a word + square. + My 1, 2, 3, 4 is a girl's name. + My 5, 6, 7, 8 is _to mind, to yield to_. + My 9, 10, 11, 12 is _to bring up_. + My 13, 14, 15, 16 is a hawk's nest. + My 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22 is _a trembling, a quivering_. + My 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28 is _to place in contrary order_. + My 29, 30, 31, 32, 33 is _a large strong rope or chain_. + My 34, 35, 36, 37, 38 is a species of poplar. + My 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46 is to _rule over_, to play lord or + mistress, + My whole is the red, white, and blue of our nation. + + RITA E. BOARDMAN. + + * * * * * + +No. 5.--ENIGMA AND ANAGRAM. + + A spacious room am I, + But when taken my first, + What before I my second + That no more mean I. + + Into a sentence transpose me + I tell that a fluid they pour; + Reverse the two last words of this, + And an animal they adore. + + Once more an anagram am I, + The impossible I denote; + And still once more an anagram, + "They're at a catch" is then my cry. + + SIMON T. STERN. + + * * * * * + +Questions and Answers. + +Harvey G. Brendersteth: National Guards of the various States are not +national in the sense that they are directly under the command of the +United States authorities. More properly speaking they are State Guards, +or militia, and when called out to service are called by the Governor of +their State. Their expenses are borne by the States and not by the +national government. The commander-in-chief of the United States Army is +the President of the United States. The commander, in a strictly +military sense, is the ranking general, at present General Nelson A. +Miles. He is not a West Point graduate. + + + + +[Illustration: THE CAMERA CLUB.] + + Any question in regard to photograph matters will be willingly + answered by the Editor of this column, and we should be glad to + hear from any of our club who can make helpful suggestions. + + +FLASH-LIGHTS. + +Nearly every amateur has experimented with flash-lights, the results of +his experiments being, like his photographs, good, bad, and indifferent. + +The great fault with flash-light pictures is the poor lighting of the +subject, especially if one photographs a group or even a single +individual. The sharp high lights and the dense shadows make a picture +which might be called a Rembrandt gone mad. In making a portrait by +flash-light the effect of the flash-lighting may be seen by placing a +lamp at a point where the best effects of lights and shadows are +obtained. The lamp should be at a height of at least four feet from the +floor, or at the place where the strongest light from a window, if there +were one, would shine on the subject. + +Having found the best place for the correct lighting of the subject, +arrange the flash-light at this point. Next proceed to obtain a correct +focus. This is more difficult to do than by daylight, as the light is so +much duller, or has less illuminating power; but by a very simple device +one can focus as easily by lamp-light as by daylight. Take a large piece +of white card-board, on which either paste or draw plain black letters +at least two inches in height. A sentence is better than letters made at +random. Set this card-board in the lap of the subject so that it is at +the exact horizontal of the camera. If the subject is standing, a string +can be attached to the card, and it can be hung about the neck. Place +the card-board so that the letters are _bottom side up_, and they will +of course appear right side up when viewed through the camera. This +makes them much easier to distinguish. Focus on the letters, and do not +try to strain the eye to focus on the subject. + +Having the flash-light ready to fire, lower the lights a little, but not +enough to make objects indistinct. If the lights are turned out or very +low, the sudden change from light to darkness makes the staring look to +the eyes so often seen in flash-light pictures. The room being in +semi-darkness, the pupils become diluted, and do not contract to natural +size till after the picture has been made. Flash-light lamps, with full +directions for use, can be bought at very moderate prices ($3 to $5), or +one may buy the powder or cartridges. Each cartridge contains enough for +one flash. A very pretty picture may be made by placing the powder in +the fire-place, and firing it--placing something between the light and +the camera--giving the effect of the room being lighted by the +firelight. + +If the subject does not look toward the camera when the flash is made +the expression of the eyes will not be noticed. In firing either a lamp +or the powder it is a wise precaution to protect the hands by either +putting on an old pair of gloves or wrapping a cloth round the hand used +in firing the flash. Aluminum is sometimes used in place of magnesium +powder. Either the leaf or powdered aluminum when burned gives an +intense light, without the smoke and fumes which make the use of +magnesium powder so disagreeable. + +Sir Knight Floyd E. Quick sends to the ROUND TABLE a tiny photograph of +the picture of General Grant which was given with our ROUND TABLE last +month. It was taken with the Kombi camera, and Sir Floyd says that he +placed a lamp about a foot from the picture, and set his camera on some +books about a foot from the picture, opened the shutter, and made a +three-minute exposure. The picture is very good indeed, quite clear and +distinct, so sharp a focus, that the name "U.S. Grant" can easily be +read, though the whole picture is not much larger than a +twenty-five-cent piece. + +TO OUR QUERISTS. + +Correspondents in sending as queries often ask to have the answers +printed in the next issue of the ROUND TABLE following the receipt of +the letter. For the benefit of those who make this request, and then +fail to see the desired answer in the "next number" of the ROUND TABLE, +we will explain that queries are published as soon as possible. + + SIR KNIGHT L. K. says that in developing he develops his plates + till the image can be seen on the back of the plate, but after the + plate is fixed, while the picture is distinct the negative is + nearly transparent, and wishes to know the reason. It is because + the development has not been carried far enough. The best test of + development is to hold the negative to the light and look through + it. If it does not appear dense enough it is not developed + sufficiently, and must be returned to the developer. A negative + will look nearly the same after fixing as it does when examined + before fixing. The method of testing development by the image on + the back of the plate is not a true test. + + SIR KNIGHT JOSEPH PERI asks what is used in retouching negatives. + 1st, What is used to make the negative print black; and 2d, What is + used to make it print white. Soft lead-pencils are used in + retouching negatives. Any spot in the negative which is filled up + or marked over on the negative will print white or light in the + negative. To make the print of the negative black in certain places + the film is removed by a reducing solution. Alcohol applied lightly + with soft linen or cotton will reduce or thin the film where it is + not very thick. Ferrocyanide of potassium dissolved in water is a + powerful reducer, and will remove the film entirely, leaving clear + glass, if such an effect is desired. + + + + +[Illustration: Ivory Soap] + +It costs a little more, but with chapped hands and clothes weakened by +the free alkali in common soaps, the housekeeper soon finds that Ivory +Soap is the cheapest in the end. + +THE PROCTER & GAMBLE CO., CIN'TI. + + + + +There is just a little appetizing bite to HIRES Rootbeer; just a smack +of life and good flavor done up in temperance style. _Best by any test._ + +Made only by The Charles E. Hires Co., Philadelphia. + +A 25c. package makes 5 gallons. 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HENDERSON, Author of "Sea Yarns for +Boys," etc. Illustrated. Post 8vo, Cloth, Ornamental, $1.25. + + The story has been read with eager interest by thousands of ROUND + TABLE readers, and it will have an additional charm to them and + others in its present book form.--_Boston Advertiser._ + + * * * * * + +HARPER & BROTHERS, Publishers, New York. + + + + +[Illustration: Notice] + + + Come to the Moon-Fay Tennis-Courts, + And see the Grand Athletic Sports. + The Frogs will jump for the medal gold + With the Famous cow of the fable old, + Who took the moon in one grand leap. + Two Snails will start on a Six-Day Creep, + And sixteen gnats, + In derby hats, + Will wrestle a match + With the Bandersnatch. + + A dozen Clams + Will take six hurdles against six lambs; + And the Lobster's claw + Will pull 'gainst the Crab's in a tug-of-war. + The voice of the musical Pee-Wee Bird + In a high-note contest will be heard. + So come to the Moon-Fay Tennis-Courts + And see these grand athletic sports. + Admission Free!! All those must pay + Who have the bad taste to stay away. + + * * * * * + +"Why, Pat, what's the trouble now?" + +"Faith, whin oime asked to paint a life-sized man on this sign-board, +and it not big enough to paint a half a man on, what on earth can I do?" + +"Why, paint the half of a man, of course." + +"Sure it's aisy enough to do that; but what troubles me is what shall I +leave off." + +"Leave off? What do you mean?" + +"Faith, I don't know whether to let his legs hang off or put his head +above the sign." + + * * * * * + +SCIENCE IN THE NURSERY. + + Now, Fido, you'll be pleased to hear + That when my dollie groans, + Because I've let her fall and break + Each precious limb she owns, + We soon can make her well, for we + May photograph her bones. + + * * * * * + +General Lee used to tell a story about a darky that served in the war. +It seems during the heat of the battle the General and his attendants +were posted on a small knoll watching the course of the action. They +descried a colored soldier racing toward them, leaping over obstacles in +his path, his face blanched with fear. He rushed up, and fell headlong +on the ground in front of Lee, crying, + +"Oh, massa General, let me stay here." + +Lee saw at once that the man was almost frightened to death, and useless +as a soldier. It disgusted him somewhat, but his curiosity was aroused, +and he asked, + +"Did you come here to get out of the way of the bullets?" + +"Yes, massa; where de generals am is de safest place on de field." + + * * * * * + +TEACHER. "James, what makes you late?" + +JAMES. "I was pursuing knowledge." + +TEACHER. "Pursuing knowledge? What do you mean?" + +JAMES. "Why, my dog ran off with my spelling-book, and I ran after him." + + * * * * * + +Mr. Chauncey M. Depew is very fond of telling humorous short stories, +and the following one that he relates is a good specimen: + +"When I was quite a young lad, about fourteen years old, my father lived +on an old farm up at Poughkeepsie. One day I went to town to see the +circus, and while there I saw for the first time one of those spotted +coach dogs. I bargained for it with the owner, and trotted home happy +with my new possession. When my father saw it his good old Puritan face +fell, and he said, sadly, + +"'Why, Chauncey, we don't want any spotted dog on the farm! It would +drive the cattle crazy.' + +"I succeeded in obtaining permission to keep him, however. The next day +it was raining, and I took the dog out in the woods to try him on a +coon. The rain was too much for the spots, and when we returned home +they had disappeared. I hastened to town and hunted up the man who sold +him to me. + +"'Look at the dog,' said I; 'his spots have all washed off.' + +"'Great guns, boy!' exclaimed the dealer, 'there was an umbrella went +with that dog. Didn't you get an umbrella?'" + + * * * * * + +The Emperor of Germany is a man of versatile accomplishments, and rarely +rests any length of time without appearing in some new rôle. Recently he +was entertained at dinner by his officers of the cuirassiers, and +enjoyed himself thoroughly--so much so that he prolonged his stay over +six hours. As the time went by he entered into conversation with the +bandmaster on the subject of historical marches. With a quick impetuous +movement, the Emperor jumped to his feet, and summoning the musicians of +the band, seized the baton and conducted the Hohenfriedberg March by +Frederick the Great. As his baton fell on the final note, and the music +ceased, he turned, and in an enthusiastic manner cried out: + +"Ah, it is fine like that! I'll have it like that throughout my army." + +It is to be wondered if the Emperor proposes to wander about his country +rehearsing the bands of his army to suit his musical tastes. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: A FUNNY SPAT.] + + OH, WOULD IT NOT BE FUNNY FOR TO SEE THIS SORT OF SPAT, + AND HAVE THE RABBIT ARCH ITS BACK THE SAME AS DOES THE CAT! + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Harper's Round Table, April 21, 1896, by Various + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 56802 *** |
