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diff --git a/56539-0.txt b/56539-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ba12953 --- /dev/null +++ b/56539-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3184 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 56539 *** + + + + + + + + + + + +[Illustration: HARPER'S ROUND TABLE] + +Copyright, 1896, by HARPER & BROTHERS. All Rights Reserved. + + * * * * * + +PUBLISHED WEEKLY. NEW YORK, TUESDAY, MARCH 17, 1896. FIVE CENTS A COPY. + +VOL. XVII.--NO. 855. TWO DOLLARS A YEAR. + + * * * * * + + + + +[Illustration] + + + + +A BOY OF 1775. + +BY MOLLY ELLIOT SEAWELL. + + +Can you not see the boy of 1775 now--his sturdy legs encased in stout +black stockings, german-silver buckles to his knee-breeches, his hair +plaited and tied with a smart black ribbon, and all this magnificence +topped by three real silver buttons with which his hat is rakishly +cocked? But the boy himself is better worth looking at than all his +finery--so thought Captain Moore, of his Majesty's ship _Margaretta_, +lying at anchor in the harbor of Machias. Jack Leverett was the boy's +name--a handsome stripling of sixteen, with a quiet manner but a +fearless eye. + +The two were sitting opposite each other at the cabin table, and through +the open port they could see the village and the harbor, bathed in the +bright white light of a day in May. The Captain was conscious that this +young guest was decidedly in a hurry to leave. A whole hour had they sat +at the dinner table, Captain Moore, with the utmost art, trying to find +out Jack's errand to Machias--for those were the stirring days when +every American had to take his stand for or against King George--and +Captain Moore particularly desired to know how Squire Leverett, Jack's +father, stood toward the King. But Jack, with native mother-wit, had +managed to baffle the Captain. He had readily admitted that he was the +bearer of a letter from his father to Jerry O'Brien, master of Squire +Leverett's sloop _Priscilla_, in regard to heaving down the sloop. But +the Captain, with a seaman's eye, had noted that the _Priscilla_ was in +perfect order and did not need to be hove down, and he more than +suspected that Jack was the bearer of other and more important news. +Through the cabin windows they could see the sloop, a beautiful craft, +being warped into her dock, while across the blue water was wafted +sweetly the voices of the men, led by the shanty man,[1] singing the old +shanty song: + + "Haul the bowline, our jolly ship's a-rolling, + Haul the bowline, the bowline _haul_! + Haul the bowline, our jolly mate's a-growling, + Haul the bowline, the bowline _haul_!" + +[1] "Shanty man"--from "Chantez"--a man who could lead the singing while +the men worked. A good shanty man was considered to be a valuable +acquisition to a vessel. + +As soon as Jack decently could, he started to rise from the table. +Captain Moore had observed that the glass of wine at Jack's plate +remained untasted, and it suggested a means of finding out whether the +Leveretts meant to go with the King or not. + +"Do not go," he said, "until you have joined me in drinking the health +of his Majesty King George." + +Jack had no notion whatever of drinking the King's health, but he was at +his wits' end how to avoid it. Just then, though, the Captain turned to +speak to his orderly, and Jack took the opportunity of gulping down his +wine with more haste than elegance. Captain Moore, seeing it, was +surprised and disgusted at the boy's apparent greediness for wine, but +raising his glass, said, "To the King." + +"Excuse me, sir," answered Jack, coolly, "but my father never allows me +to drink but one glass of wine, and that I have already had." + +"Then I will drink the toast alone," said Captain Moore, with a stern +look at the boy. "Here is to his Majesty King George. Health and long +life to him! God save the King!" + +As Captain Moore uttered this sentiment Jack rose and promptly put on +his hat. The Captain was quite sure that the boy's action, like his +gulping down the wine, meant a distaste for the King, and not a want of +breeding. But he thought it best not to notice the incident, and said, +civilly, to his young guest: + +"Present my compliments to your honored father, and tell him that his +Majesty's officers have the kindest feelings toward these misguided +people; and while if attacked we will certainly defend ourselves, we +have strict orders to avoid a conflict if possible, and not to fire +until fired upon." + +"I will remember your message, sir," was Jack's answer; and the Captain, +having no further excuse for detaining his young guest, allowed him to +depart. + +He was soon alongside of the _Priscilla_, and there, standing at the +gangway, was the sloop's master, Jerry O'Brien. Jerry, by an accident of +fate, had inherited an Irish name, but he was as arrant a Yankee as ever +stepped. He was a handsome fellow withal, and in his natty blue suit +much more resembled the Captain of an armed cruiser than the master of a +smart merchant vessel. The _Priscilla_, too, was a wonderful contrast to +the slovenly merchantmen around her. She was as clean as hands could +make her, and her beautiful lines were brought out by the shining coat +of black paint upon her hull. Her men were smart and seamanlike. Jerry +O'Brien was the most exacting ship-master on that coast, but he never +had any trouble in shipping men, for, while making them do their work +with the quickness and steadiness of man-o'-war's men, he used neither +blows nor curses. A natural leader of men, he made himself respected +first, and after that it is always easy to command obedience. + +As soon as Jack Leverett came over the side Jerry took him to the cabin. +Jack produced a letter, and by the heat from a ship's lantern some +writing in lemon juice was deciphered. It contained a full account of +the affairs at Lexington and Concord, of which only vague rumors had +reached Machias. At every sentence descriptive of American valor Jerry +would give a half-suppressed whoop, and at the end he could not forbear +letting out a huzza that made the little cabin ring. + +"Suppose," said Jack, who had hard work to keep from hurrahing wildly, +"instead of making a noise, we should invent a scheme to capture the +_Margaretta_. If the farmers around Boston could, with hay-forks and +blunderbusses, beat off the British regulars, the sailors and fishermen +about here ought to be able to get alongside the _Margaretta_ and take +her." + +Jerry's mouth was large, and it came open like a rat-trap at this bold +proposition. After a pause he spoke. "Boy," said he, "the enterprise +shall be tried; and if we succeed, you shall be prize-master of the +_Margaretta_." + +Jack's heart leaped at these words. He was an admirable sailor, like +most of the hardy youngsters on the coast, and had more than once taken +the _Priscilla_ on short trips. But his mother and the Squire meant him +to be something else than a merchant Captain, and kept him under a tutor +when he would much rather have been sailing blue water. For hours Jack +and Jerry sat in the cabin talking over their scheme. Jerry knew that +the people of Machias were heart and soul with the cause of freedom, and +could be depended upon in any desperate adventure. The _Margaretta_ +carried four brass guns and a number of swivels; but, as Jerry shrewdly +said, if once the _Priscilla_ could grapple with her, it would be a +battle of men and musketry, not of guns. At nightfall Jack and Jerry +went ashore. A great vivid moon hung in the sky, and they could see the +_Margaretta_ almost as well as in daylight. She was a handsome vessel, +schooner rigged, and in a state of preparation that showed Captain Moore +did not mean to be caught napping. All her boats were hoisted in, her +anchors had springs on them, and her sails were merely clewed up, +instead of being furled. + +"There you are, my beauty," said Jerry. "It's a shame, so it is, that +King George's ensign should fly from your peak. You deserve an American +flag, and we'll try and give it you." + +All that night they spent going from house to house of the men who had +the patriotism to enlist with them, and by daylight they had the promise +of twenty-five resolute men who, at a signal of three cheers given from +the _Priscilla_, would at once board her and put themselves under Jerry +O'Brien's command. + +All this commotion on shore had not escaped Captain Moore's lookouts +during the night, and although the Captain would much have preferred +staying and fighting it out, his orders compelled him to cut and run if +signs of an outbreak were visible. The British government then earnestly +wished to conciliate the colonists, and by no means to come to blows. + +The next morning was Sunday, and as beautifully clear and bright as the +day before. In order to avoid the appearance of fear, Captain Moore +determined, with his officers, to go to church as usual. As the +Captain's gig landed the officers, Jerry O'Brien and Jack Leverett, with +the six men who composed the _Priscilla_'s crew, were all on deck, +keeping a sharp eye on the _Margaretta_ and her boat. + +"What say you, men," suddenly asked Jerry, "to bagging those officers in +church?" + +"We say yes," answered every man at once. In a few minutes, with Jerry +and Jack in the lead, and all well armed, they took the road toward the +church. As they neared it they heard the faint sweet echo of a hymn that +floated out on the spring air--the only sound that broke the heavenly +stillness. + +Jerry silently posted his men at the entrance, and then opening the door +softly, raised his horse-pistol and levelled it straight at Captain +Moore, who sat in the last pew. + +The British Captain happened to turn his head at that instant. The +congregation was too absorbed in the singing to notice what was going +on. Jerry nodded at the Captain, as much as to say, "You are my +prisoner." The Captain coolly shook his head, as if to answer, "Not +quite, my fine fellow," and the next moment he made a sudden dash for +the open window, followed by all of his officers, and before Jerry could +realize that the birds had flown, they had run half-way to the shore. In +vain Jerry and Jack and their followers pursued. The officers had too +long a lead, and by the time the Americans reached the shore the +Captain's gig was being pulled rapidly to the ship. As soon as the boat +reached it the anchors were picked up, every sail that would draw was +shaken out, and the cruiser made for the offing. As soon as she was well +under way she sent a shot of defiance screaming over the town, and was +answered by three thundering American cheers from the _Priscilla_. As if +by magic the sloop's deck was alive with armed men, and with a quickness +equal to the cruiser's, her mainsail was up, and she was winging her way +in pursuit of her enemy. + +Well had the _Priscilla_ been called the fastest sloop in all that +region. The wind was dead ahead, and both vessels had to get out of the +river on "a long leg and a short one." The _Margaretta_ was handled in a +seamanlike manner, but on every tack the _Priscilla_ gained, and showed +that she was a better sailer both on and off the wind. In an hour they +were within hailing distance, and the men on the _Margaretta_ were +called to quarters by the tap of the drum. Her guns were run out, their +tompions withdrawn, and the cruiser showed herself to be an ugly +customer to tackle. But this did not intimidate the Americans, who were +closing on her fast. + +A hail came from the _Margaretta_, "What are you following us for?" + +"To learn how to tack ship!" responded Jerry O'Brien, who had taken the +wheel himself. This reply caused a roar of laughter from the Americans, +as the _Priscilla_ could come about in half the time of the +_Margaretta_. + +"Keep off or I'll fire!" was the next hail. + +"Fire away, gentlemen," bawled Jerry, "and light your matches with your +orders not to fire first!" + +At this the gallant British tars groaned loudly, and Captain Moore, +drawing his sword and shaking it at the rapidly advancing sloop, +shouted: + +"Orders or no orders, I will fire one round if I lose my commission for +it. Blow your matches, boys!" + +The guns were already manned, and at the word there was a flash of +light, a puff of smoke, and a round shot came hissing and shrieking +across the water and struck the _Priscilla_'s mainmast fairly in the +middle, splintering it. The sloop staggered under the blow, and in a +minute or two the mast went by the board with a crash. + +A great cheer broke from the _Margaretta_'s men at that. + +"Never mind," cried Jerry. "This is not the first mast that was ever +carried away, and we have spare spars and carpenters too. Wait for us in +Holmes Bay, and we will fight it out yard-arm to yard-arm before +sundown." + +The _Margaretta_, with her men cheering and jeering, sailed away toward +the open sea. The _Priscilla_ being the best-found sloop in New England, +in a little while the stump of the mast was cleared away, a lighter +spar, but still good enough, was fitted, and she made sail on it. + +As she neared the ocean the wind freshened every moment, and although +the sun shone brilliantly, a heavy sea was kicked up. Soon they sighted +the _Margaretta_, with her topsail backed, and gallantly waiting for her +enemy. + +In all this time Jack Leverett showed a steadiness and coolness beyond +his years. Once Jerry O'Brien said to him, + +"Youngster, if you flinch, depend upon it, your father shall know it." + +"All right," answered Jack; "and if I don't flinch I want my mother to +know it." + +The two vessels now neared each other on opposite tacks. Captain Moore +manoeuvred to get into a raking position before delivering his fire, +but the _Priscilla_, by skilful yawing and by the roughness of the sea, +proved to be as difficult to hit as if she had been a cork bobbing up +and down. In vain they played their two starboard guns and all their +swivels on her; their shot rarely struck, and when it struck, did small +damage. + +Not so with the Americans. Without a single cannon, they poured forth a +musketry fire at close quarters that did fearful work and made hot the +_Margaretta_'s decks. The brave British sailors stood manfully to their +guns, but the Americans were gradually edging up, and their fire grew +more deadly every moment. The _Margaretta_ tried to sheer off, but the +_Priscilla_, closing up, got her jibboom entangled in her adversary's +main rigging, and a dozen Americans sprang forward to make the two ships +fast. + +As the vessels came grinding together Jerry O'Brien, leaping on the +taffrail, shouted, "I will be the first man to board--and follow me!" + +But Jerry was mistaken. He was suddenly seized by the coat tails, jerked +backwards, and fell sprawling upon the deck, and the next instant Jack +Leverett sprang over him, and was first upon the _Margaretta_'s deck. + +"Drat the boy!" was Jerry's involuntary exclamation as he scrambled to +his feet. + +The Americans poured over the side, and met with a warm reception. +Captain Moore, surrounded by his officers, retreated to the fo'c's'le, +fighting every step of the way. At last Jerry O'Brien came face to face +with him. The Captain defended himself with his sword, but it was +knocked out of his hand by Jerry with a pistol butt. They clinched and +fell to the deck fighting. The struggle was sharp but short, and in +fifteen minutes from the time the Americans had lashed the ships +together the Captain was overpowered, nearly every officer had been cut +down, and the cruiser was in the hands of the Americans. There had been +much cheering on the _Priscilla_ that day, but when the British ensign +was hauled down, and Jerry, in default of a national flag, hoisted his +own jacket at the mast-head, there were three cheers given that could +almost be heard at Machias. + +The prisoners were quickly transferred to the _Priscilla_, and as Jerry +O'Brien required all of his best men on board, he could only spare a few +landsmen for a prize crew on the _Margaretta_. + +"But I will give her a prize master who, although not very old, can sail +a schooner or any other craft--John Leverett, there," said Jerry. "And +he will take her in, you may be sure." + +Oh, how Jack's heart beat with delight at these words! + +Soon they were heading up the river, and when, under a fair wind, they +made a quick run to Machias, the May moon made the heavens glorious. +Jack Leverett thought the happiest moment of his life had come when they +cast anchor amid the thunder of cheers from the people assembled along +the shores. + +But there was a happier moment yet in store for him. A week afterward +Jack and Jerry O'Brien entered Squire Leverett's study, where sat the +Squire and Madam Leverett. The mother uttered a cry of joy and clasped +her boy in her arms. Then Jerry O'Brien, taking him by the hand, led him +to the Squire. + +"Sir," he said, "here is your brave boy. You have reason to be proud of +him. I have been promised two things when the navy of the Colonies is +formed. One is a Captain's commission for myself, and the other is a +midshipman's commission for this lad. He is born for the sea, and to +make a landsman of him would be like putting a mackerel in a barnyard to +scratch for his living." + +The Squire, too moved to speak, silently took one of Jack's hands in +both of his, and Madam Leverett, falling on her boy's neck, cried, "How +happy am I to have such a boy to give to my country!" + + * * * * * + +GRANT'S TROUBLESOME SOLDIER. + +General Grant used to tell a story of a soldier in a certain regiment +during the war who was continually bothering him by asking favors. Grant +one day said to him, "Look here; I believe you are the most troublesome +man in the Union army." + +The man quickly replied, "Why, that's funny, sir!" + +"Funny; how do you make it out funny?" + +"Because it is just what the enemy says about you." + + + + +[Illustration: From Chum to Chum.] + +BY GASTON V. DRAKE. + +VII.--FROM BOB TO JACK. + + + LONDON. + +[Illustration] + +DEAR JACK,--When I left off my letter to you last night it was nearly +ten o'clock, but almost broad daylight. What do you think of that? It's +the queerest thing you ever saw. The clock and the sun don't seem to gee +over here at all. You can read after nine o'clock without any gas-light +at all. Pop says it's a special British arrangement, because London is +such an interesting place and so many people can only stay a few days +that they like to keep it lit up as long as they can. I'd heard before +that the sun never sat on the British Empire but I never knew it was so +long about setting in England. The hall-porter on our floor says it +makes up for it in winter though by rising about midday and setting ten +minutes later. If that's so how it must whiz across the sky. I'd rather +like to see it then. He says too that last winter they had a fog so +thick that people had to dig their way through it with spades, and he +told another boy that it was a regular business in winter for boys and +men who couldn't get other work to do to go about the city and shovel +the fog off the front door steps and walks just as snow-shovellers do in +New York. It must be fun living here then. + +[Illustration] + +We didn't get into London until about seven o'clock Wednesday night, but +it was fine travelling coming up from Southampton. You'd have thought +the cars had rubber bicycle tyres on their wheels--see that word +tyres?--that's English for tires--I saw it on a sign. They rode along +just as smoothly as a bicycle would on a tar pavement, and go--Jerusalem +how they did go! That little toy engine I told you about once she got +started just leaped over the ground. You'd almost think you were +travelling on a streak of lightning and _in a packing box_. That's all +the cars are, just little packing boxes petitioned off into stalls +running from side to side. You get into one of these stalls and the +guard--they call brakemen guards over here--the guard locks you in and +off you go. It isn't a bit like travelling in America, and I don't know +as I like it quite as much as the American cars with Isles down the +middle of 'em because the broken mixed candy and banana boys can't walk +through and sell you things! haven't seen a broken mixed candy and +banana boy over here and it's all because their cars haven't any Isles. +There aren't any comic paper boys either but I guess that's a good +thing. Pop bought a copy of one of the English comic papers and he +nearly ruined his eyes trying to see the jokes, their points were so +awful fine. + +[Illustration] + +It took us about four hours to get here and two to find our baggage +after we got here because the porters had put some of it with the B +baggage and Aunt Sarah's trunk had wandered off among the C's. The +station was crowded with hacks and omnibuses and people and almost every +hack was engaged. Finally Pop managed to get a cab they called a +four-wheeler. It looked scarcely big enough for two but as we got into +it it sort of stretched and by the time the driver had us packed in we +had seven people in it, Pop, Mamma, Aunt Sarah, the two children, the +nurse and me. How we ever managed it I don't know, but we did, and then +instead of sending the baggage to the hotel by an express-wagon the +cabman put it all on top of the cab, two Saratoga trunks, three steamer +trunks, a bath-tub, four bundles of rugs, two hat-boxes, three +dress-suit cases and the hamper--and all for one horse! I didn't believe +the horse could move us, but the minute the driver chirruped to him off +he started like a regular race-horse and I tell you it was exciting. +There we seven people were, cooped up inside with all those trunks piled +up on the little bit of a roof right over our heads being galloped +around corners as if we were playing snap-the-whip, darting in and out +between policemen, lamp-posts and omnibuses. Mamma and Aunt Sarah were +scared to death. They weren't afraid we'd tip over but they had half a +notion that the roof might cave in and let all that baggage down on us; +and I think Pop felt uneasy too because he tried several times to tell +the driver to go slow, but he couldn't because he was wedged in so +tight. + +[Illustration] + +It wasn't possible to see much, we went so fast, but we did catch a +glimpse of a fearfully dirty river as we crossed it and Pop said he +guessed it was the Thames and it turned out to be so later on, and the +bridge we were on led right up to the houses of Pollyment, I think +they're called and I tell you they're beautiful. They look good enough +to put on a mantel piece. Two minutes later we got here and Pop managed +to pull us out of the carriage and get the baggage taken into a hotel by +a man who was dressed up as gorgissly as a drum major, and all that cab +cost was three dollars! Pop says he couldn't have got off for less than +ten in New York and the driver cheated him into the bargain! + +When he paid the cabby Pop told him he'd driven too fast and the man +said he hadn't at all. "Aren't you afraid you'll run into somebody?" +asked Pop. "No," said the man, "I'm afraid somebody'll run into me." +Which is why he tore so to keep out of the way of the cabs behind him. + +I can't say I think much of the hotels here. They're very handsome to +look at, but its hard work getting anything at 'em. The people here +behaved so that Pop thought we'd been landed at Buckingham Palace by +mistake, and asked if he might see the Queen and apologize for +intruding, but the man never laughed a bit; just turned away tired. We +got our rooms finally though and there isn't a bed in one of 'em without +a canopy over it and all the wash-stands have bottles of patent +tooth-powders on 'em with signs saying if you open this bottle it'll +cost you a shilling. I opened two of 'em before I saw the sign and Pop +says I'm out fifty cents for my curiosity, but I don't mind. It'll go on +the bill and he'll pay it. + +We're off now to see the Tower of London. The next time I write I'll +tell you all about it. I wish Sandboys was here. It would do these +English hall-boys good to see how Sandboys does his work. It would take +one of them English boys a year to carry up as much ice-water as +Sandboys does in a night, but then they've got as much work as they can +do looking after their buttons. I should think it would be a day's work +buttoning up a hall-boy's coat over here. Ours has sixty between his +chin and his waist. + + Yours ever + BOB. + + + + +THE VOYAGE OF HIRAM AND DAVE. + +BY A. J. ENSIGN. + + +George Whittingham was staring at a Billingsgate fish-woman. She was +glaring at George, and treating him to some of that wonderfully abusive +language known to all Englishmen as "Billingsgate." George was just +about to repeat the expedient of a noted English wit, and call her a +"miserable isosceles triangle, a beastly rectangular parallelopipedon," +when some one pulled his coat sleeve and said, + +"Mr. George, let 'er alone; she can beat you at that every time." + +George whirled around at the sound of a familiar voice, and exclaimed: +"Hiram Wardell! Well, what on earth are you doing in London?" + +"Tryin' to find out how to get home, Mr. George. Me and Dave Hulick here +ain't in London on a tour, I can tell you, and we don't want to stay +here either." + +"Then it's lucky for you that my father is in the consular service here. +I guess he can help you two boys. But, say, this is a funny case, isn't +it? Only a year ago you fellows were taking me out fishing off Joppa, +and now--How did you get here, anyhow?" + +"Well, Mr. George, this ain't a very good place for story-telling. Can't +we go where it's quiet?" + +"You two boys come to my father's office with me," said George, "and +then you can tell him and me the story at the same time. I think that +will be the best way to manage it." + +So the well-dressed young gentleman, accompanied by the two rude-looking +New Jersey "beach-combers," set off through the jostling, bustling +London crowds toward Mr. Whittingham's office in Cheapside. George's +father was at his desk, and expressed his readiness to listen to the +story of the two boys, whom he was surprised to see in London. Hiram +Wardell, when bidden to go on with his narrative, hung his head and +twisted his cap nervously in his long red fingers. + +"Go on, Hi," said his companion; "ye got to tell it, an' ye might as +well start an' git through." + +Hiram straightened himself up with a jerk, ran the red fingers through +his shock of dust-brown hair, and began: "Well, sir, I s'pose we two +boys is a pair o' fools, an' that's the truth. But we'll know better +nex' time. You see, it ain't very much of a country down there on the +Jersey coast, except in the summer, when the city people is there, an' +then what is it? Only drivin' a hack, or takin' a gentleman out fishin', +or somethin' o' that sort. So Dave an' I this spring got mighty tired o' +the whole business, an' we made up our minds that we'd got to git out. +So one day we was a-settin' on the beach talkin' about it, an' Dave he +says to me to look at a schooner wot was goin' down to the south'ard. +An' he says to me, wot was the matter with goin' to New York an' +shippin' on one o' them schooners an' goin' to the West Injies, or +Savannah, or Halifax, or some sich place? Right off it seemed to me that +was about the finest scheme I'd ever heard of. But we didn't have much +money betwixt--only sixty-four cents--an' the question were how to git +to New York. First off, Dave thought it would be the best way for him to +take the money an' go to York, an' when he'd earned enough to send for +me. But I was mistrustful o' bein' left behind an' seein' Dave wave his +hat at me some day from the deck o' one o' them schooners goin' South." + +Mr. Whittingham lay back in his chair and shook with laughter, while +Dave Hulick looked at Hiram with a countenance full of solemn reproach. + +"Well, you know you'd 'a' done it, Dave," said Hiram, as he continued +with his story. "After talkin' the thing over for a good while, I +proposed that we pervision Dave's father's smallest fishin' skiff with +them sixty-four cents an' sail for York. Dave he said it weren't fair +for him to furnish twenty-eight cents an' the boat, an' me only +thirty-six cents. But I told him the boat didn't cost him nothin', an' +he had to allow that I was tellin' the truth; so he agreed to my plan. I +ain't a-goin' to stop to tell you all the botheration we had a-gettin' +them pervisions an' gettin' 'em stored ready for shippin'. Land sakes! +Folks was so mighty curious that I 'most lost my wits inventin' answers +for all their questions." + +"All about sixty-four cents' worth of provisions?" inquired Mr. +Whittingham, who could not conceal his amusement. + +"Jest that, sir, an' nothin' else," replied Hiram, gravely. "Well, at +last everything was all ready, an' bright an' 'arly one fine mornin' we +slipped out an' down to the beach. Of course it wasn't no great shakes +of a matter for us two boys to launch the boat an' get out through the +surf. Mr. George he knows that, 'cause he's often gone out with us. +Well, when we got out there wasn't enough wind to sail, the ocean bein' +as smooth as one o' the plate-glass winders in Bill Smock's drug-store. +So we had to get to work an' row. There was other boats goin' out, an' +my sakes alive! what a lot of questions we had to answer! Seems to me +there wasn't any reason for 'em, either, 'cause we boys often went out +fishin'. But anyhow we pulled along till we got well to the north'ard o' +Joppa an' out o' reach o' questions, an' then Dave he struck work. +'Blowed if I'm goin' to row all the way to York,' says he. Didn't you, +Dave?" + +"That's wot I said," was Dave's laconic answer. + +"We set the mast an' sail, an' let her drift. It was a putty middlin' +hot day, an' along in the early afternoon, when we hadn't got more'n +five or six miles to the north'ard, I reckon both of us fell asleep. I +don't know how long we was asleep, but I know what woke us up. The +blamed boat turned turtle." + +"What--upset?" exclaimed Mr. Whittingham. + +[Illustration: "THEN I GOT OUT MY BIG RED HANDKERCHER AND WAVED IT."] + +"Yes, sir, upset. You see, there was a kind of a squall, an' we, bein' +asleep, didn't get no notice of't till we was in the water. Well, I +climbed up on to the bottom o' the boat, an' Dave he hung on to me an' +grumbled. 'Nice sort o' doin's,' says Dave; 'there's that sixty-four +cents' worth o' good grub gone to feed the fish.' An' then I says to +Dave to shut up his all-fired nonsense, and be glad that we wasn't gone +along with the grub. Then I got out my big red handkercher an' waved it. +There was a small coastin' schooner ratchin' along not more'n a mile +away. The squall had died down to a good breeze, an' she was a hustlin'. +She didn't see us, though. Well, sir, we hung on to the bottom o' that +there boat till putty nigh sundown, an' all the time we was a-driftin' +further an' further out to sea. About then this here Dave he woke up an' +says, 'Here comes a big wessel right at us.' Sure enough, there was a +full-rigged ship what had just cast off her tug an' was a-makin' sail. +She was a-headin' so's to come within a hundred yards of us. So I got +the handkercher out again an' waved it, and when she got putty near we +both yelled. The ship hove to an' lowered a boat, an' in a few minutes +we was aboard o' her. We told the skipper our story an' he laffed. He +wasn't putty when he laffed, either, because his teeth was all out in +front an' his nose was broke. 'So you was bound to New York, was you?' +says he. 'Well, now you're bound to London.' I didn't want to go to +London, but this here Dave--he don't know much, sir--he said he'd jest +as leave go to London on a ship as the West Injies on a schooner. So to +make the story short, sir, we two lunatics--'cause that's ezackly what +we was--shipped on to that there wessel as green hands." + +Hiram paused a moment, overcome by the flood of his melancholy +recollections. + +"I hope, sir," he continued, gravely, "that you was never a green hand +on a ship. A green hand don't know how to do nothin', an' one o' the +mates tells him to do it, an' then yells, 'I'll l'arn ye, ye slob!' An' +he allus teaches him with his fist or his foot or a belayin'-pin. I bin +punched, kicked, an' knocked down all the way from off Long Beach to the +North Foreland. I was taught to furl a royal off Davis South Shoal with +a kick in the ribs. I had a long splice, a short splice, an eye splice, +an' a black eye punched into me off George's Bank. I got the science o' +heavin' to in a gale o' wind kicked clean through me off Cape Race. I +learned how to heave the log off Sable Island by bein' hove down the +forehatch head fust,'cause I didn't know how to do 't. I got a +fust-class chart o' the North Atlantic Ocean hammered on to my body in +black an' blue, an' ef ever I git lost out there again, it'll be because +the Jersey coast has lost its anchor an' gone adrift. An' now, sir, +here's Dave an' me; we don't want to go South on to a schooner no more. +All we wants to do is to git back to Joppa, let our fathers lick us, an' +then settle down to cod-fishin' an' peace an' quiet for the rest of our +lives." + +Mr. Whittingham laughed heartily over this account of the two boys, but +said their final decision was a very wise one, and that he thought they +had paid in full all they owed for having run away from home. He sent +them home in the steerage of a swift ocean liner that landed them in +Joppa a week later. + + * * * * * + +THE SCIENTIST AND THE FARMER. + +A distinguished scientific writer was once on a shooting excursion in an +English shire. Coming across a bluff, hale farmer, he entered into +conversation with him. As they walked along, they reached a heap of +stones. Pointing to them, the scientific man asked the farmer if he knew +how they were made. The farmer grinned and replied, "Why, they bean't +made, sir; they grows." + +"Grow? Why, nonsense, man! What do you mean by grow?" + +"Why, same as 'taters grows." + +"Dear me! Why, those stones can never grow!" said the scientific man. +"They have been that way for years and years, and if you were to look at +them years hence, they would be just the same size." + +At this the farmer actually laughed, and looked at the man of science as +though he pitied his ignorance as he exclaimed, "Why, in course they'd +be, 'cause they've been taken out o' the earth, and they stops growin' +then same as 'taters would." + + + + +FOR KING OR COUNTRY. + +BY JAMES BARNES. + +A Story of the Revolution. + +CHAPTER XXIV. + +A LOYAL TRAITOR. + + +"How many men have you?" inquired William, as he accompanied the +black-bearded man down the road. + +"About one hundred," he said; "but there are about twice as many good +lads gathering to the southward who will be up in time to assist us. The +English have taken possession of a brick house with a stone wall, and +are afraid to leave it. They are waiting for re-enforcements." + +To his astonishment, William saw that the company was composed, with the +exception of the men who had met him in the road, of few whom he would +consider fit to fight in the ranks--boys of fourteen and old gray-headed +men that had been left at home, for the flower of New Jersey manhood was +in the army. + +Ralston had called a score or so about him. "Friends," he said, "this is +an old comrade, now a Lieutenant in the army. Let us hold counsel. It is +right that he should take command. We are quite well drilled but not +equipped, sir," he said, turning to William. + +The latter looked about. Some of the farmers were armed only with +pitch-forks or rough pikes made from scythes. The Quaker with the pig +had been greeted with the cry of "Fresh pork! Fresh pork!" and a rail +fence was soon converted into fuel. + +"I am on special duty," William said, after a thought. "I should not +tarry long." + +If he refused to accede to their wishes he would place himself in a +dangerous position, and not only that, but would probably hurt most +seriously the brother whom he was supposed to be. What would he not give +for some news about George's condition? He had only gathered, from what +Cato had told him, that his younger brother was not seriously wounded. + +"Let's adjourn to the barn," suggested the sergeant, "and talk matters +over." + +All followed him, and seated themselves on the edge of a large bin. With +ears of corn Ralston marked out the position that the English and +Hessians held in the valley below. To save himself, William could not +help but be interested. + +"Keep them talking," he thought. "That's it; but propose great caution. +It may give the others time to get away." + +A freckle-faced red-eyed boy with a narrow-stocked rifle much taller +than himself looked into the door. + +"What is it, Tommy?" said one of the men, as the boy pulled off his +coon-skin cap. + +"Are we going to fight, sir?" asked the youth. + +"Ay, you'll get your chance," was the answer. + +The boy shouldered his musket and walked away. + +"Did you mark the lad, Mr. Frothingham?" said Ralston, glancing up from +his plan. "The Hessians two days ago killed his old grandfather and +burnt his sick mother's house down about her head." + +This recital started another of the group, and William listened in +horror and amazement. In common with many other officers in the English +service, he had deprecated the use of the German hirelings. His anger at +their outrages overcame every other feeling in his breast. + +"You say the Hessians are here," he said, pointing with his finger at a +bunch of corn-cobs, "and that the hill is off here to the right?" + +"Yes," answered Ralston, "and the swamp guards their retreat to the +eastward." + +Before he knew it, William found himself offering a plan of attack. The +others listened with great attention. + +"A true military eye," observed one old man, leaning over his neighbor's +shoulder. "It is a young David come to lead us against the Philistines." + +Suddenly William caught his breath. What was he doing? This was nice +work for an officer in the service of the King. "How far off is this +brick house you speak of?" he asked, hoping that even now he might +escape the consequences of his impetuosity. + +"Maybe a mile or so," was the response from the old man. + +"Had we better not divide our forces, as you suggest, and prepare for an +attack?" said Ralston. + +"Yes, I have a thirsty sword." The man tapped an old Scotch claymore +that hung by his side. + +"Well said, McPherson," put in another, and William followed them as +they went out through the barn door. + +"Draw up in line, comrades, the older men to the top of the hill, and +the younger take position at the edge of the swamp," Ralston spoke +again. + +It seemed impossible that such a mob could do anything against an +organized resistance, but a surge of mingled admiration and pride swept +over William. A great lump came into his throat. He glanced at the eager +boys and the bent forms of the old men. Ye gods! These were his +countrymen! Some one, he did not know who, shouted, "Forward!" and he +found himself at the head of a shuffling, swaying company that straggled +out across the road. He was leading as they silently went through the +meadow and came to the crest of a hill where the stubble of the +corn-stalks just showed above the snow. Below him he saw a large brick +house, and about it a strong stone wall. Even from this distance he +could make out the green uniforms of the Hessians and a few red coats +dotted amongst them. William halted an instant. + +The weak point of the defence he observed at once. From behind the rocks +on the hill-side the interior of the yard could be commanded. There were +few windows in the house facing the westward, and a large hay-cock +stretched up almost to the second story. He could not help it! The tales +he had heard made him hate the mercenary green coats that had brought +disgrace upon warfare, if such could be. He was in command. He could not +back out, but hesitated to give the word. Another mind, however, had +seen the same opportunity that had struck William so forcibly. As the +men stopped on the hill-side there was a rattling volley below them. A +body of ragged men in homespun much like those grouped about him +appeared on the edge of the alders in the swamp. Others swarmed out from +the woods. The party from the southward had decided to wait no longer +for assistance from the forces under Ralston. Captain Littel, of New +Jersey, was in command of this attack. So well feared and hated had he +been that there was a reward upon his head. William was surprised at the +intrepid charge that these farmer soldiers made upon the wall. A handful +ran out across the meadow, and despite the fact that three fell before +they had gone one hundred yards, they reached the side of the house. One +of the men was carrying a flaming torch. In an instant the hay-cock +roared up in flames, and now the men about him could stand it no longer, +but with a shout they dashed down the hill-side with no more order than +a herd of charging cattle. Spurts of smoke sprang from the windows of +the farm-house. The Waldeckers and the British were driven from behind +the wall, but the house had now caught fire from the burning hay. The +Americans swarmed about it. A man with an axe burst the door. There were +some more shots, but soon the white flag was extended from one of the +windows. This recalled William to his senses, and then he noticed that +he was not alone. Ralston stood beside him. + +"Hasten!" he said. "They have surrendered; but so great is their rage +that I am afraid if we do not interfere our people will take no +prisoners. Their blood is hot, they seek revenge!" + +Holding his lame arm closely to his side, William ran down the hill, and +was soon at the house. Captain Littel, who had led the first attack, had +been wounded. + +"Is any one in command here?" shouted a voice from the window. + +Looking up, a British officer was seen standing there. One of the +countrymen levelled a rifle at him, taking aim. + +William knocked the piece aside. "Teach them a lesson. Behave like men. +You are not murdering Indians!" + +"But those green-coated devils are," said the man, "which is just as +bad." Again he rested his rifle. + +William drew back his hand as if to fell the man. + +"Hold! You are right," said the latter; "but if you had seen what I +have--" He stopped. + +In a minute William found himself haranguing the angry crowd about him. +The fearless ring of his voice and his soldierly bearing had its effect. + +The men grew calmer. The fire had now eaten its way into the interior of +the house, and the roof was blazing. + +"We surrender," said the officer at the window. "Is there any one here +to whom I can give my sword? For God's sake, don't burn us all to death!" + +Ralston, standing at William's side, shouted back, "Come down, then, all +of you." + +He pushed the men hither and thither with his strong arms, and formed a +lane for them to pass through. Again he needed strong efforts to +restrain the feelings of the victors as the frightened Hessians and a +few English hurried out of the burning house. The officer was carrying +his sword by the blade. He approached and extended it toward Ralston, +but the latter waved him to where William was standing, pale and torn +with conflicting emotions. As the man in the red coat approached he +started, and almost dropped his sword. It was Captain Markham, who only +a few days ago William had left in the coffee-room at the tavern in New +York. + +"Do I give my sword to you?" he said. + +"Keep it," said William. + +"I will not," said the officer, and he dashed it to the ground at the +latter's feet. "So you are in your true colors at last," he said; "but +let me tell you, sir, it was lucky that you left just when you did. You +were seen talking in a doorway with a man who is now known to be a spy, +and, worse luck, he escaped us also. You know whom I mean?" + +"I do not," was William's reply. + +"That old man Norton." + +William said nothing. He remembered the incident now in the snow-storm. + +"Your name is stricken from your regiment, and you are posted for what +you are, you rebel!" + +William had no reply to this long speech, and his attention was now +called to a different direction. One of the attacking party had +recognized a low-visaged German who had been prominent in the outrages +at the village. They were for hanging him at once. The band of English +were outnumbered now three to one. They had piled their arms in a heap +as they left the doorway of the house, and were huddled together in an +angle of the wall. Once more William's calm words and appearance had +their effect, and there was a lull. Quickly he told off the most +prominent leaders of the guerilla forces and divided the prisoners into +squads. Once started on the march, it would be easier to keep order. +When this was accomplished he spoke to Captain Markham. + +"I cannot reply at length to what you say. All I can do is to save your +lives. Maybe fortune has granted me that power. I am not a traitor by +intent." + +The company moved out across the fields, taking up their wounded, and +leaving the dead Hessians where they were. + +Captain Markham marched silently along, paying no attention to the looks +that were thrown at him by the angry victors. He admired William's +bearing, despite the standpoint from which he looked upon him. "I +understand now," he said, "why it was you never took the oath of +allegiance to the King." + +It was William's turn to start. It was a fact. The ceremony, owing to +the haste in the purchasing of his command and of the departure of +Colonel Forsyth from England, had been omitted. + +"What are you going to do with us?" asked the Captain. "How did you come +to be in command?" + +"Through fate, perhaps," responded William; "it has decided many things. +I am going to take you to Morristown, if I can; and as for myself, I +shall turn myself in as a prisoner of war with the rest of you. I cannot +explain. Some day you will understand." + +It was necessary to hasten the march now, for a messenger had arrived, +stating that re-enforcements of the British were approaching from +Elizabethtown. They marched ahead at a faster pace. + +It was a strange tale that William Frothingham related when he brought +his command to the American lines. The idea of an English officer +leading an American attack, and after victory convoying his prisoners to +his enemy's lines, and there insisting upon giving himself up also as a +prisoner of war--this was something new in the annals of history. He +found himself in the most remarkable position that probably a man had +ever been placed in before. + +After hearing his tale and recovering from the astonishment of finding +that it was not the Lieutenant Frothingham they knew, the Americans +would not accept him as a prisoner. The Commander-in-Chief expressed the +sentiment of the meeting in these words: + +"You are free to return, sir, without exchange; but it is my advice that +you do not do so. What you can explain to us you could never explain to +the gentlemen who are temporarily in New York city." + +Colonel Roberts, of Washington's staff, here whispered a suggestion. It +was taken up at once, and the sentence of the court to which William had +presented his remarkable petition was as follows: + +"Lieutenant William Frothingham, late of his Majesty King George's +service, is hereby ordered to free confinement at the Manor House of +Stanham Mills, to be paroled there on honor not to escape or desert a +country that has profited by his free service." + + * * * * * + +It was at Stanham Mills. + +"Yes, I knowed it all de time," said old Cato to the group in the +kitchen. The old man was breathless from reiterating this statement. + +In the big hall a strange meeting was taking place. So many explanations +had to be made; so many questions asked and answered; so many stops and +pauses for Aunt Clarissa to overcome her tears and bursts of +self-deprecation, that it was a long time before quiet and calm could be +restored; but when this had happened, the impossible seemed to have been +accomplished, for there sat the twins as they had years and years +before, hand in hand, and grouped around them were Aunt Clarissa, +Colonel Hewes, Grace, and Carter, for the young Captain had +considerately been given charge of the remarkable prisoner, and many a +long chat and silent hand-grasp had they indulged in between Morristown +and Stanham. William's depression was rolling off him. Somehow it seemed +very natural to be here with his own people again, so much happier than +being with the roistering, swaggering officers that he had so long been +thrown in with. + +At last good-nights were said, and Aunt Clarissa, with a final burst of +weeping, had gone up stairs on the arm of her tall young niece. George +and William stepped to the door as they watched Carter and his father +mount their horses, for the latter was now living in a small house with +the troops at the foundry. + +A figure was standing leaning against one of the pillars. It advanced as +the twins came out upon the piazza. + +"How!" was the greeting in a deep chest tone. + +"How, Adam!" William responded, taking the old Indian's extended hand. +Again the latter repeated this exclamation, and turning, shuffled off. +In his belt shone a great horse-pistol. It had once belonged to Cloud, +the Renegade. + +"Brother mine," said George, placing his arm across William's shoulder, +"it has been the finger of the Lord." + +William rested his head on his arm. "But they say I am a traitor," he +replied. + +[Illustration: "BROTHER MINE," SAID GEORGE.... "IT IS FOR KING OR +COUNTRY."] + +George laughed. "You are a patriot, then," he said. "You could not help +what grew up in your heart. It is for King or country." + +"For country, then," said William, firmly. + +"God prosper us," said George, "we will help deliver it together." + +[THE END.] + + + + +RICK DALE. + +BY KIRK MUNROE. + +CHAPTER VII. + +CAPTAIN DUFF OF THE SLOOP "FANCY." + + +As the newly engaged crew of the sloop _Fancy_ slowly and awkwardly +descended the slippery ladder leading down to his ship, he experienced +his first regrets at the decisive step he had taken, and doubts as to +its wisdom. The real character of the sloop as shown by a single glance +was so vastly different from his ideal, that for a moment it did not +seem as though he could accept the disreputable old craft as even a +temporary home. Never before had he realized how he loathed dirt and +disorder, and all things that offended his delicately trained senses. +Never before had he appreciated the cleanly and orderly forms of living +to which he had always been accustomed. He could not imagine it possible +to eat, sleep, or even exist on board such a craft as lay just beneath +him, and his impulse was to fly to some remote place where he should +never see or hear of the _Fancy_ again. But even as he was about to do +this the sound of Bonny's reassuring voice completely changed the +current of his thoughts. + +Was not the lad who had brought him to this place a very picture of +cheerful health, and just such a strong, active, self-reliant boy as he +longed to become? Surely what Bonny could endure he could! Perhaps +disagreeable things were necessary to the proper development of a boy. +That thought had never come to him before, but now he remembered how +much his hands had suffered before they were trained to catch a +regulation ball. + +Besides all this, had not Bonny hesitated before consenting to give him +a trial, and had he not insisted on coming? Had he not also confidently +asserted that all he wanted was a chance to show what he was good for, +and that nothing save a dismissal should cause him to relinquish +whatever position was given to him? After all, no matter how bad things +might prove on the sloop, there would always be plenty of fresh air and +sunshine, besides an unlimited supply of clean water. He could remember +catching glimpses, in foreign cities, of innumerable pestilential places +in which human beings were compelled to spend whole lifetimes, where +none of these things were to be had. + +Yes, he would keep on and make the best of whatever presented itself, +for perhaps things would not prove to be as bad as they seemed; and, +after all, he was willing to endure a great deal for the sake of +continuing the friendship just begun between himself and Bonny Brooks. +He remembered now having once heard his father say that a friendship +worth having was worth fighting for. If that were the case, what a +coward he would be to even think of relinquishing his first real +friendship without making an effort to retain it! + +By the time all these thoughts had flashed through the boy's mind he had +gained the sloop's deck, where he was startled by an angry voice that +sounded like the bellow of an enraged bull. Turning quickly, he saw his +friend Bonny confronted by a big man with a red face and bristling +beard. This individual, supported by a pair of rudely made crutches, was +standing beside the after-companionway and glaring at the bag containing +his own effects that had been tossed down from the wharf. + +"Ye've got a hand, have ye?" roared this man, whom Alaric instinctively +knew to be the Captain. "Is this his dunnage?" + +"Yes, sir," replied the first mate. "And I think--" + +"Never mind what you think," interrupted the Captain, fiercely. "Send +him about his business, and pitch his dunnage back on the wharf or pitch +it overboard, I don't care which. Pitch it! d'ye hear?" + +"But, Captain Duff, I think--" + +"Who asked ye to think? I do the thinking on board this craft. Don't ye +suppose I know what I'm talking about? I tell ye I had this Phil Ryder +with me on one cruise, and I'll never have him on another! An impudent +young puppy as ever lived, and a desarter to boot. Took off two of my +best men with him, too. Oh, I know him, and I'd Phil him full of his own +rifle-bullets ef I had the chance! I'd like to Ryder him on a rail, +too." + +"You are certainly mistaken, sir, this time, for--" + +"Who, I? You dare say I'm mistaken, you tarry young swab you?" roared +the man, his face turning purple with rage. "Oh, ef I had the proper use +of my feet for one minute I'd show ye! Put him ashore, I tell ye, and do +it in a hurry too, or you'll go with him without one cent of wages--not +one cent, d'ye hear? I'll have no mutiny where I'm Cap'n." + +Poor Alaric listened to this fierce outbreak with mingled fear and +dismay. Now that the situation he had deemed so surely his either to +accept or reject was denied him, it again seemed very desirable. He was +about to speak up in his own behalf when the angry man's last threat +caused him to change his mind. He could not permit Bonny to suffer on +his account, and lose the position he had so recently attained. No, the +very first law of friendship forbade that; and so, stepping forward to +claim his bag, he said, in a low tone, "Never mind me, Bonny; I'll go." + +"No, you won't!" retorted the young mate, stoutly, "or, if you do, I'll +go with you; and I'll have my wages too, Captain Duff, or know the +reason why." + +Without paying the slightest attention to this remark, the man was +staring at Alaric, whom he had not noticed until this moment. "Who is +that landlubber togged out like a sporty salt?" he demanded. + +"He's the crew I hired, and the one you have just bounced," replied +Bonny. + +"What's his name?" + +"Rick Dale." + +"What made you say it was Phil Ryder, then?" + +"I didn't, sir. You--" + +"Don't contradict me, you unlicked cub! Can he shoot?" + +"No, sir," replied Alaric, as Bonny looked at him inquiringly. + +"All right. I wouldn't have him aboard if he could. Why don't he take +his thundering dunnage and go for'ard, where he belongs, and cook me +some grub when he knows I haven't had anything to eat sence sunup? Why +don't he, I say?" + +With this Captain Duff turned and clumped heavily to the other side of +the deck; while Bonny, hastily picking up the bag that had been the +innocent cause of all this uproar, said, in a low voice, + +"Come on, Rick. It's all right." + +As they went forward together he dropped the bag down a tiny forecastle +hatch. Then, after asking Alaric to cut some kindlings and start a fire +in the galley stove, which was housed on deck, he dove into the cabin to +see what he could find that could be cooked for dinner. + +When he reappeared a minute later, he found his crew struggling with an +axe and a chunk of hard wood, from which he was vainly attempting to +detach some slivers. He had already cut two deep gashes in the deck, and +in another moment would probably have needed crutches as badly as the +Captain himself. + +"Hold on, Rick!" cried the young mate, catching the axe-helve just as +the weapon was making another erratic descent. "I find those grocery +chaps haven't sent down any stores. So do you just run up there. It's +two doors this side of Uncle Isaac's, you know, and hurry them along. +I'll 'tend to the fire while you are gone." + +Gladly exchanging his unaccustomed, and what he considered to be very +dangerous, task of wood-chopping for a task that he felt sure he could +accomplish creditably, Alaric hastened away. He found the grocer's +easily enough, and demanded of the first clerk he met why the stores for +the sloop _Fancy_ had not been sent down. + +"Must have been the other clark, sir, and I suppose he forgot all about +'em; but I'll attend to the order at once, sir," replied the man, who +took in at a glance Alaric's gentlemanly bearing and the newness of his +nautical garb. "Have 'em right down, sir. Hard bread, salt junk, rice, +and coffee, I believe. Anything else, sir?" + +"I'm sure I don't know," replied Alaric. + +"Going to take a run on the _Fancy_ yourself, sir?" + +"Yes." + +"Then of course you'll want some soft bread, a few tins of milk, half a +dozen jars of marmalade, and a dozen or so of potted meats?" + +"I suppose so," assented the boy. + +"Step this way, sir, and let me show you some of our fine goods," +suggested the clerk, insinuatingly. + +In another part of the building he prattled glibly of pâté-de-foie-gras +and Neufchatel cheese, truffles, canned mushrooms, Albert biscuit, +anchovy paste, stuffed olives, Weisbaden prunes, and a variety of +things--all of which were so familiar to the millionaire's son, and had +appeared so naturally on all the tables at which he had ever sat, that +he never for a moment doubted but what they must be necessities on the +_Fancy_ as well. Of ten million boys he was perhaps the only one +absolutely ignorant that these luxuries were not daily articles of food +with all persons above the grade of paupers; and as he was equally +without a knowledge of their cost, he allowed the clerk to add a dozen +jars of this, and as many pots of that, to his list, until even that +wily individual could think of nothing else with which to tempt this +easy-going customer. So, promising that the supplies just ordered should +be sent down directly, he bowed Alaric out of the door, at the same time +trusting that they should be honored with his future patronage. + +Bethinking himself that he must have a tooth-brush, and that it would +also be just as well to have his own comb, in spite of Bonny's assurance +that the ship's comb would be at his service, the lad went in search of +these articles. When he found them he was also tempted to invest in what +he regarded as two other indispensables, namely, a cake of fine soap and +a bottle of eau-de-Cologne. + +He had gone quite a distance for these things, and occupied a full +half-hour in getting them. As he retraced his steps toward the wharves +he passed the slop-shop in which his first purchases of the day had been +made, and was greeted by the proprietor with an inquiry as to whether +old Duff had taken aboard his cargo of "chinks and dope" yet. Not +understanding the question Alaric did not answer it; but as he passed on +he wondered what sort of a cargo that would be. + +By the time he regained the wharf to which the _Fancy_ was moored the +flooding tide had raised her to a level with it, and on her deck Alaric +beheld a scene that filled him with amazement. The stores that he had +ordered had arrived. The wagon in which they had come stood at one side, +and they had all been taken aboard. One of the two men who had brought +them was exchanging high words and even a shaking of fists with the +young first mate of the sloop, while the other was presenting a bill to +the Captain and insisting upon its payment. + +[Illustration: CAPTAIN DUFF, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND PURPLE IN THE +FACE, WAS SPEECHLESS WITH RAGE.] + +Captain Duff, foaming at the mouth and purple in the face, was +speechless with rage, and could only make futile passes with one of his +crutches at the man with the bill, who dodged each blow with great +agility. As Alaric appeared this individual cried out, + +"Here's the young gent as ordered the goods now!" + +"Certainly," said Alaric, advancing to the sloop's side. "I was told to +order some stores, and I did so." + +"Oh, you did, did ye! you thundering young blunderbuss?" roared Captain +Duff, finding his voice at last. "Then suppose you pay for 'em." + +"Very well," replied the lad, quietly, thinking this an official command +that must be obeyed. + +A minute later peace was restored, Captain Duff was gasping, and his +first mate was staring with amazement. The bill had been paid, the wagon +driven away, and Alaric was again without a single cent in his pockets. + + +CHAPTER VIII. + +AN UNLUCKY SMASH. + +Captain Duff's first order after peace was thus restored and he had +recovered the use of his voice, temporarily lost through amazement at +the spectacle of a sailor before the mast paying out of his own pocket +for a ship's stores, and stores of such an extraordinary character as +well, was that the goods thus acquired should be immediately +transferred to his own cabin. So Bonny, with Alaric to assist, began to +carry the things below. + +The cabin was very small, dirty, and stuffy. The air of the place was so +pervaded with a combination odor of stale tobacco smoke, mouldy leather, +damp clothing, bilge water, kerosene, onions, and other things of an +equally obtrusive nature, that poor Alaric gasped for breath on first +descending the steep flight of steps leading to it. + +On his next trip below the lad drew in a long breath of fresh air just +before entering the evil-smelling cabin, and determined not to take +another until he should emerge from it. In his haste to execute this +plan he dropped his armful of cans, and without waiting to stow them, +had gained the steps before realizing that the Captain was ordering him +to come back. + +Furious at having his command thus disregarded, the man reached out with +one of his crutches, caught it around the boy's neck, and gave him a +violent jerk backward. + +The startled lad, losing his foothold, came to the floor with a crash +and a loud escaping "Ah!" of pent-up breath. At the same moment the +cabin began to be pervaded with a new and unaccustomed odor so strong +that all the others temporarily withdrew in its favor. + +"Oh, murder! Let me out!" gasped Captain Duff, as he scrambled for the +companionway and a breath of outer air. "Of all the smells I ever +smelled that's the worst!" + +"What have you broken, Rick?" asked Bonny, anxiously, thrusting his head +down the companionway. He had been curiously reading the unfamiliar +labels on the various jars, pots, and bottles, and now fancied that his +crew had slipped down the steep steps with some of these in his arms. + +"Whew! but it's strong!" he continued, as the penetrating fumes greeted +his nostrils. "Is it the truffles or the pate grass or the cheese?" + +"I'm afraid," replied Alaric, sadly, as he slowly rose from the cabin +floor and thrust a cautious hand into one of his hip pockets, "that it +is a bottle of eau-de-Cologne." + +"Cologne!" cried Bonny, incredulously, as he caught the word. "If these +foreign kinds of grub are put up in Cologne, it's no wonder that I never +heard of them before. Why, it's poison, that's what it is, and nothing +less. Shall I heave the rest of the truck overboard, sir?" + +"Hold on!" cried Alaric, emerging with rueful face from the cabin in +time to catch this suggestion. "It isn't in them. It was in my pocket +all by itself." + +"I wish it had staid there, and you'd gone to Halifax with it afore ever +ye brought the stuff aboard this ship!" thundered the Captain. "Avast, +ye lubber! Don't come anigh me. Go out on the dock and air yourself." + +So the unhappy lad, his clothing saturated with cologne, betook himself +to the wharf, where, as he slowly walked up and down, filling the air +with perfume, he carefully removed bits of broken glass from his moist +pocket, and disgustedly flung them overboard. + +While he was thus engaged, the first mate, under the Captain's personal +supervision, was fumigating the cabin by burning in it a bunch of oakum +over which was scattered a small quantity of tobacco. When the +atmosphere of the place was thus so nearly restored to its normal +condition that Captain Duff could again endure it, Bonny finished +stowing the supplies, and then turned his attention to preparing supper. + +Meanwhile Alaric had been joined in his lonely promenade by a stranger, +who, with a curious expression on his face as he drew near the lad, +changed his position so as to get on the windward side, and then began a +conversation. + +"Fine evening," he said. + +"Is it?" asked Alaric, moodily. + +"I think so. Do you belong on that sloop? Where does she run to from +here?" + +"The Sound," answered Alaric, shortly. + +"What does she carry?" + +"Passengers and cargo." + +"Indeed? And may I ask what sort of a cargo?" + +"You may." + +"Well, then, what sort?" persisted the stranger. + +"Chinks and dope," returned Alaric, glancing up with the expectation of +seeing a look of bewilderment on his questioner's face. But the latter +only said: + +"Um! About what I thought. Paying business, isn't it?" + +"If it wasn't we wouldn't be in it," replied the boy. + +"No, I suppose not; and it must pay big since it enables even the +cabin-boy to drench himself with perfumery." + +Ere Alaric could reply the stranger was walking rapidly away, and Bonny +was calling him to supper. + +The first mate apologized for serving this meal on deck, but that +Captain Duff objected to the crew's presence at his table on this +occasion. "So," said Bonny, "I told him he might eat alone, then, for I +should come out here and eat with you." + +"I hope he will always feel the same way," retorted Alaric, "for it +doesn't seem as though I could possibly stay in that cabin long enough +to eat a meal." + +"Oh, I guess you could," laughed Bonny. "Anyway, it will be all right by +breakfast-time, for the smell is nearly gone now. But I say, Rick Dale, +what an awfully funny fellow you are anyway! What made you pay for all +that truck? It must have taken every cent you had." + +"So it did," replied Alaric. "But what of that? It was the easiest way +to smooth things over that I knew of." + +"It wouldn't have been for me, then," rejoined Bonny, "for I haven't +handled a dollar in so long that it would scare me to find one in my +pocket. But why didn't you let them take back the things we didn't +need?" + +"Because, having ordered them, we were bound to accept them, and I +thought we needed them all. I'm awfully tired of such things myself, but +I didn't know you were." + +"What, olives and mushrooms and truffles, and the rest of the things +with queer names? I never tasted one of them in my life, and don't +believe the Captain did, either." + +"That seems odd," reflected Alaric. + +"Doesn't it?" responded Bonny, quizzically. "And that cologne, too. What +ever made you buy it?" + +"I don't know exactly. Because I happened to see it, I suppose, and +thought it would be a useful thing to have along. A little of it is nice +in your bath, you know, or to put on your handkerchief when you have a +headache." + +"My stars!" exclaimed Bonny. "Listen to that, will you? Why, Rick, to +hear you talk, one would think you were a prince in disguise, or a +bloated aristocrat!" + +"Well, I'm not," answered Alaric, shortly. "I'm only a sailor on board +the sloop _Fancy_, who has just eaten a fine supper and enjoyed it." + +"Have you, really?" asked the other, dubiously. "It didn't seem to me +that just coffee without any milk, hard bread, and fried salt pork were +very fine, and I was afraid that perhaps you wouldn't like 'em." + +"I do, though," insisted Alaric. "You see, I never tasted any of those +things before, and they are first class." + +"Well," said Bonny, "I don't think much of such grub, and I've had it +for more than a year, too; but then every one to his liking. Now I've +got to notify our passengers, for we sail to-night. You may come with me +and learn the ropes if you want to." + +"But we haven't any cargo aboard," objected Alaric. + +"Oh, that won't take long. A few minutes will fix the cargo all right." + +Alaric wondered what sort of a cargo could be taken aboard in a few +minutes, but concluded to wait and see. + +Soon both lads went ashore and walked up into the town. Although it was +now evening, Bonny did not seek the well-lighted business streets, but +made his way to what struck Alaric as a peculiarly disreputable +neighborhood. The houses were small and dingy, and their windows were so +closely shuttered that no ray of light issued from them. + +At length they paused before a low door, on which Bonny rapped in a +peculiar manner. It was cautiously opened by a man who held a dim lamp +over his head, and who evidently regarded them with suspicion. He was +reassured by a few words from the young mate; the door was closed behind +them, and, with the stranger leading the way, while Alaric, filled with +curiosity, brought up the rear, all three entered a narrow and very dark +passage, the air of which was close and stifling. + +[TO BE CONTINUED.] + + + + +[Illustration: THE SPEEDWAY AS IT IS TO-DAY, LOOKING TOWARD HIGH +BRIDGE.] + + + + +BUILDING A BOULEVARD. + +BY J. PARMLY PARET. + + +A few years ago the people of New York decided that they must have a new +boulevard, where fast horses could be driven without running over people +or upsetting the carriages of those who didn't want to drive so fast. +They puzzled their heads for some time to find a suitable spot for their +new driveway, and it was many months before they finally agreed upon the +bank of the Harlem River which runs along the east side of the city. The +shore here is straight for several miles, and is lined with such steep, +wooded bluffs that all the bridges cross the river high up in the air. +Here there is no danger of interruption, and as the roadway can be both +straight and level, it was chosen as an ideal spot, and the Harlem River +Speedway is now being built there. + +The building of this great boulevard has already been going on for two +years, and it will probably take fully two more to complete it. The +steep banks sloped down to the very edge of the river, so it was +necessary to build the road out in the water for most of its length, and +the workmen had to make land to build it on. In one or two places great +masses of rocks were in the way, and here they cut the driveway right +through the solid rock. At one point there was a big gap in the cliffs, +and the road was built up on top of a high stone wall for over a quarter +of a mile, while in another place they had to blast out thousands of +tons of rocks from under the water to make room for the new drive. + +[Illustration: LEVEL STRETCH OF THE SPEEDWAY, SHOWING CRIBS, DREDGES, +AND PORTIONS OF THE RIVER THAT MUST BE FILLED IN.] + +Long before they could begin the actual work of building such a big road +as this the civil engineers spent many months preparing their "plans and +specifications." They estimate so many hundreds of thousands of cubic +yards of mud to be dredged out of the river bed; so many thousands of +feet of crib-work to be built; so many hundreds of yards of stone wall +to be built; so many cubic yards of filling and grading, and so +many--well, so many other things to be done that it took a big printed +pamphlet to mention them all. Then the contractors who wanted to build +the driveway made their offers to do the work, and the contract was +given to the lowest bidder. This is the way with all public +improvements. + +Three months after the boulevard was started the river front for two +miles fairly swarmed with workmen. At times there were nearly two +thousand men at work there, and from the top of the big stone bridge, +under whose high arches the road was to pass, a busy scene was +presented. Far down below the hordes of men looked like little black +ants crawling about at their work. All day long the little steam-drills +that bored holes to blast away the rocks puffed out their little clouds +of white smoke; the big pile-drivers thumped on regularly upon the tops +of great piles as they sunk deeper and deeper into the soft mud, and +clumsy steam-derricks and mud-dredges groaned under their work, while +the scores of little carts, with their tiny horses and tiny workmen +looked like swarms of bugs and ants quarreling together. The boats were +covered with workmen, the shore was black with workmen, the rocky +heights were sprinkled with workmen--everywhere it was alive with them. +High Bridge was often lined with people looking down at the busy scene +below. + +Perhaps the most interesting part of the work was making the new land to +build the roadway on. If they had simply dumped earth into the river, it +would soon have washed away with the tides, so they had to begin from +the outside and build in toward the shore. + +First, a swarm of bristling, beetlelike mud-dredges anchored along in +line just off the shore, and for many weeks their big scoops chunked up +and down in the shallow water, each time bringing up with them great +masses of black slimy mud. Scows were loaded down to the water's edge by +the dredges, and sent off to dump the mud somewhere else where filling +was wanted. When they came back, too, they generally towed behind them +rafts of loose logs. For months these logs were coming up the river +almost every day, and were anchored off the scene of the work. Hundreds +of thousands of loose logs were towed up for this work at different +times, and just before the crib-work was begun that part of the river +looked like a logging camp. + +When the dredges had dug a long deep trench in the mud where the outer +edge of the roadway was to be, the work of sinking the cribs began. +These cribs are made of logs laid crosswise, like old-fashioned log +cabins, and fastened together. They were built at a ship-yard, in +sections several hundred feet long, and towed up the river to be sunk in +the trench. No sooner had they been fastened in place, by a row of +piles, than the hordes of workmen began to swarm all over them. The +loose logs were hauled up out of the water and laid on the cribs +crosswise, and fastened in place with great spikes. + +[Illustration: CRIB IN FOREGROUND, PILES IN SHOAL WATER, AND WALL OF +MASONRY IN BACKGROUND.] + +But though the workmen kept on building up the cribs, they did not seem +to grow any higher. As fast as the new logs were added the weight +carried them down deeper into the water. Finally they were sunk into the +mud at the bottom of the trenches by filling them with tons upon tons of +broken rocks, and when they were firmly imbedded they were built up to +the proper height with more logs. + +In some places these cribs are higher than an ordinary city house, and +considerably wider at the bottom. Imagine a log cabin bigger than a +house, and you have a good idea of what these cribs would look like if +entirely out of water. When finally settled in place the outside edges +were trimmed with smooth-cut timbers, and the work of filling in began. +A little railroad was built along the tops of the sunken cribs and up +the side of the hill, where a lot of blasting and digging was going on. +Dummy-cars pulled by mules were loaded with rocks and earth, and dumped +into the great gap between the cribs and the shore. Many thousands of +tons of dirt and rocks were thrown in here before the big opening was +filled up. + +[Illustration: WHERE THE CRIBS HAVE SLID OUT OF PLACE.] + +But the engineers had made a serious mistake in planning this part of +the boulevard, and the weight of the filling behind them pushed some of +the cribs out into the water. Far down under the soft muddy bottom there +is hard rock, and this shelves out rapidly toward the middle of the +river; so when the great weight was filled in behind the sunken cribs, +the mud, cribs and all, slid out in places away from the shore. Some +parts have moved as much as eight feet at the top, and apparently much +more at the bottom, and before the great speedway can be finished, this +work will have to be repaired, and the outer edge moved back out of the +channel of the river. + +Just below the bridge a great rocky promontory jutted out into the way +like a cape, and nearly a hundred thousand cubic yards of rock were +blasted away to make room for the boulevard. When the workmen got down +to the level of the water, submarine drills had to be used for the +blasting. This work, too, was very interesting. Divers in rubber suits +with glass eyes were sent down under the water to fix the drills in +position, and then the holes were bored from the floats above. When they +had been sunk deep enough, the divers went down again and fixed the +charges of powder that blasted out the rocks. It was like a small +earthquake and water-spout combined when one of these blasts went off. + +Down at the lower end of the road the approach winds down the side of +the rocky heights. Here it is supported for nearly half a mile on a +great stone wall, which gradually grows smaller and smaller as the +approach nears the level of the river. At one point another great mass +of rock got in the way of the workmen, and they blasted their way right +through its centre. The carriages will disappear in this cut as though +they had been swallowed up by the rocks, and come out again on the other +side as they wind their way down toward the straight part of the road +along the river-bank. Over forty thousand cubic yards of rock were cut +out of this place alone, and the workmen used all this and much more to +fill in the cribs when they sunk them in the river below. + +The big wall that supports the approach was another difficult part of +the work. In one place this is over forty feet high, and more than half +as thick at the bottom. Just think of a solid stone wall as high as a +house and more than half as thick at its base! It narrows down to two or +three feet in thickness at its top, like a pyramid of masonry, and above +this will be a railing to prevent people from falling off, for there is +to be a sidewalk along the outer edge of the driveway here. It took +many, many months to build that wall alone. + +There will be two sidewalks in most parts of the new boulevard, but +people will be allowed to cross from one to the other only at certain +points, and then under the roadway. It would be dangerous to cross where +fast horses are constantly passing, so there will be two or three +tunnels, or transverse culverts, as the engineers call them, at +different parts of the driveway. These tunnels will pass under the +road-bed, connecting both sidewalks with stone steps at either side. +Sewer culverts, too, have been built at a number of points along the +driveway, for the amount of rain that drains off the slopes at the side +of the boulevard after a storm would almost undermine it if there were +not proper outlets for the water. + +[Illustration: THE COFFER-DAM AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LEVEL STRETCH.] + +Another engineering difficulty was found when the workmen reached the +lower end of the approach, for the rocky bluffs end suddenly there +before the approach has reached the level of the crib-work. Here they +had to dig down forty feet in the mud to get a hard bottom for the rest +of the support. A wooden wall was built around the spot to keep the +water out, and inside of this "coffer-dam," as the engineers call it, +the masons laid the foundations for the last end of the stone wall. It +was almost impossible to keep the wooden sides from leaking too, and +they had to keep pumps at work almost all the time to prevent the inside +from filling with water. + +The work was stopped for the winter, but as soon as the mild weather +comes again the river front will once more swarm with an army of +workmen, and the busy little ants will tear down a lot of the work that +has been done and do it all over again. The mistake of the engineers +will make the new boulevard cost hundreds of thousands of dollars more +than it was expected, and New York will have to pay over two million +dollars for her new speedway before it is finished. + + + + +MOLLY PITCHER. + + +In all our school histories--that is, histories of the United +States--honorable mention is made of Molly Pitcher, who did good service +as a soldier in the Revolutionary war. None of these text-books gives us +any clew to Molly's origin, but nearly all of them tell us that the +brave woman lies in an unmarked grave, after having passed away without +the recognition of her ungrateful country. Sometimes she is buried on +the banks of the Hudson, but as a general thing the historians leave us +to infer that the location of her grave is entirely unknown. This is all +wrong, and I hope that the compiler of the next school history of our +country will read what is here told of the heroine, and after verifying +the facts, give in his book such attention to the true story of her life +as her services entitle her to. + +Mary Ludwig was the daughter of Pennsylvania Dutch parents, industrious +people with a large family to support. In 1768, when about twenty years +old, Mary "hired out" as maid of all work in the family of William +Irvine of Carlisle, and on July 24th of the following year became the +wife of John Casper Hayes, the town barber. Seven years later, when the +war broke out, Hayes enlisted as a private in the First Pennsylvania +Artillery, but was afterward transferred to the Seventh Pennsylvania +Infantry, commanded by Colonel William Irvine, his wife's former +employer. When the artillery regiment was ordered to go to the front +Molly marched with it, having obtained the authority of the Colonel +(Thomas Proctor) to serve in her husband's battery as cook and +laundress. At the battle of Monmouth (Freehold), New Jersey, Hayes was +wounded while serving his gun; but his place was soon filled by his +wife, who rushed to the front when she heard of his fall, picked up the +rammer he had dropped, and till the battle ended did as good service in +loading the piece as could have been done by the best-drilled man in the +battery. When the fight was over, Molly busied herself in carrying water +for the wounded, and it was from this service she came by the pet name +"Molly Pitcher." + +Molly's husband did not die on the field, but when he recovered from his +wound he entered the infantry regiment mentioned above, and remained +with it till peace was declared. A few months after reaching Carlisle, +Molly was left a widow, but a year later she married John McCauley, who +seems to have led her an unhappy life. On Washington's birthday, 1822, +when Molly was nearly seventy-five years old, the Legislature of +Pennsylvania voted her a gift of forty dollars and pension of forty +dollars a year for her noteworthy services during the Revolutionary war. + +Molly lived to be nearly ninety. She died on the 22d of January, 1833, +and was buried as a soldier, "with the honors of war," in the old +Carlisle cemetery. More than forty years afterward--that is, on the +Fourth of July, 1876--the citizens of Carlisle erected a handsome +monument, over the heroine's grave. It bears this inscription: + + MOLLY MCCAULEY, + + RENOWNED IN HISTORY AS "MOLLY PITCHER," + + THE HEROINE OF MONMOUTH. + + Died January, 1833. + + * * * * * + + Erected by the Citizens of Cumberland County, July 4, 1876. + + + + +THE WEATHER BUREAU. + +BY W. J. HENDERSON. + + +What is the Weather Bureau? It is a branch of the national government +service whose duty it is to make forecasts of the weather, to estimate +and publish the probabilities twice in every twenty-four hours. Its +headquarters are at Washington, and it is attached to the Agricultural +Department. It was originally a part of the army, for on June 1, 1860, +Congress passed an act establishing the Signal Service, and detailing a +major and several signal officers to conduct it. In 1863 the Signal +Corps was organized. It served through the war, and was then permitted +to disband. It was reorganized in 1866, and the weather predictions were +a part of its duties until recently. Now the weather service, or, to be +more accurate, the Meteorological Bureau, is a separate service. + +Its business is to predict the weather as nearly as it can. Most persons +are of the opinion that it can do this accurately. At any rate, they +blame the observers very severely when, owing to local causes, their +predictions, intended to cover a large territory, are not fulfilled to +the letter. If they predict showers followed by clearing weather in +eastern New York, and it does not clear up in New York city till nine +o'clock in the evening, inhabitants of the metropolis are very likely to +say unkind things about the observers. They forget that the chief +objects of this service are to furnish valuable information to mariners, +to the great rice and cotton growers of the South, to the farmers, and +to all other persons upon whose prosperity the weather has a potent +influence. The fact that John Smith is caught in an unexpected rain and +gets his new hat spoiled is not so important as the sailing of a ship, +laden with valuable freight, into the teeth of a howling hurricane, of +which she might have been warned. The government spends a good deal of +money on this service. It costs $5000 to fit out a station, and the +yearly allowance for incidentals alone is $500. This is exclusive of the +pay of observers and the cost of telegraphing. And there are 182 of +these stations at work now. + +Twice a day, at 8 A.M. and at 8 P.M., the observations of the weather +conditions are taken; and they are immediately telegraphed, in a cipher +devised for the purpose, to Washington, at the headquarters. There the +facts contained in the reports from the different parts of the country +are collated, and the probabilities deduced from them. The bulletins +which are printed in the newspapers are sent out, and also weather maps. +On these maps are printed lines showing the areas over which certain +variations of the barometer exist, and other lines showing the changes +in temperature. If you understand the manner in which American weather +operates, you can take these maps every day and make pretty good +predictions yourself. + +As I have said, it is from the local observations that the general +predictions are made. In the city of New York the weather is studied +away up on top of the tall building of the Manhattan Life-insurance +Company. The Local Forecast Observer--that's his official title--is +E. B. Dunn, who, when this was an army service, was Sergeant Dunn. Now +the irreverent newspapers call him "Farmer" Dunn. What he does in his +office is what all the other observers throughout the country do in +theirs. I am going to describe his methods as he described them to me, +and then you'll know all about it. + +The instruments used in observing the weather are the aneroid and +cistern barometers, wet and dry bulb thermometers, wind vane and +compass, anemometer and anemograph, and the rainfall. Of all these the +barometer is probably the most important. The standard form of the +instrument is a tube thirty-four inches long, closed at the top, +exhausted of air, and immersed at the bottom in a cup of mercury. The +purpose of the barometer is to measure the pressure of the atmosphere. +In general, the mercury will stand high in the tube when the weather is +fair, and low when it is foul. By noting the minute changes, measured on +a graduated scale beside the tube, the observer reads the indications of +the barometer. The words "fair," "change," etc., engraved on the front +of the instrument are disregarded. They have no significance whatever. +The rising or falling of the mercury in the tube is caused by the +beginning of those atmospheric changes which precede a storm but are not +discernible by our senses. The barometer discerns them for us, and gives +warning of weather changes. Of course there are many different +conditions which affect the instrument, and the weather observers are +instructed in these matters. The aneroid barometer is round, like one of +the cheap nickel-plated clocks that are so numerous, and the changes are +indicated by a hand moving across a scale on the dial. The weight of the +atmosphere is measured not by a column of mercury in a tube, but by the +expansion and compression of a small metal box from which the air has +been exhausted. + +The thermometer, as the reader knows, measures the temperature of the +air; and in all readings of the barometer the changes in temperature +have to be taken into account. The weather observers use two kinds of +thermometers, the dry and the wet bulb. The dry bulb is the ordinary +form, which every one knows, and is used to measure heat and cold. The +wet has the bulb wrapped in some absorbent material, which is kept +soaked with water. Now you know, without my telling you, that the water +will cool the bulb, and hence the wet-bulb thermometer will stand lower +than the dry. That cold is caused by evaporation, and the evaporating +power of the atmosphere depends upon the amount of moisture there is in +the air. So you at once see that the difference between the readings of +the wet and dry bulb thermometers indicates the amount of moisture in +the air. This amount the observers express in percentages of 100; and +thus we read of "humidity, 60 per cent." Under ordinary circumstances, +when the humidity gets close to 100, the point at which the air is +soaked with moisture, it is going to rain. The temperature, however, and +also the wind, have a good deal to do with this. The form in which the +weather observers use these two thermometers is called the whirling +psychrometer. The two instruments are put on the end of an arm, which is +fixed on an axle turned by a crank. The observer whirls this around a +few times before reading the instrument, for the purpose of making the +air act freely on the two bulbs. + +The direction of the wind, as every one knows, is shown by a weather +vane. Those which are used by the observing stations, however, have an +attachment which automatically records on a sheet of paper every +variation of the vane, so that the office has an account of the smallest +changes of the wind during the twenty-four hours. The speed of the wind +is measured by the anemometer. This consists of four half-spheres at the +end of four horizontal arms, which centre on an upright axle. The force +of the wind causes the arms to revolve, and it has been found that 500 +revolutions equal one mile. If the arms revolve 3000 times in an hour, +the wind is blowing six miles an hour. The revolving of the upright axle +operates a contrivance by which the speed of the wind for every minute +in the day is recorded. + +The amount of rain which falls is measured in a way which shows what the +depth of water would be on a level surface if it did not, in the natural +order of things, run off. The rain is caught in a funnel 8-1/2 inches in +diameter, so placed as to be protected from all gusts of wind. The +record is made in five-hundredths of an inch. + +In addition to all these instruments the observers watch the well-known +weather signs in the sky. Sunset and sunrise and the various changes in +the appearance of the clouds are carefully studied. When a man has spent +a year or two of his life in watching all these things, he can make a +pretty safe prediction as to the weather for the next twenty-four hours. +The Weather Bureau does not profess to foretell the conditions, except +in special instances, for more than forty-eight hours. + +Now I have told you what the local observers at each station watch and +record and note in their reports sent to Washington. What you naturally +desire now to know is how do the officials at the central office make +their deductions as to the probable weather throughout the country. How +do they know that a cold wave is advancing eastward, or that a severe +storm is travelling up the coast, and that cautionary signals are to be +set between Cape Henry and Passamaquoddy, or some other points? One of +the principal ways in which the observers can tell the path of a storm +is by watching the rainfall ahead of it. They have found that there is a +sort of advance guard of rain, behind which is the lowest barometric +area; and they regard that part of the country where the barometer is +lowest as the centre of the storm. The reports from various stations +show the path of the advancing rain, and the weather observers know that +a low barometer is likely to follow it. They cannot tell exactly how +fast it will advance, for areas of clear weather stand in the way of +the storm, and local causes sometimes prevent them from yielding +quickly. + +[Illustration: COURSE OF CIRCULAR STORM SHOWING ITS TWO MOVEMENTS.] + +The chief reliance of the observers, however, is on a general +acquaintance with the laws of storms. Years of observation and recording +have proved that storms have ways of their own, and when you know where +a storm has come from you can come very close to telling just where it +is going. At any rate, it cannot get lost so long as it is in the United +States, for the weather men are always on its track. The greatest +originating place for storms is the equator, and, in our hemisphere, +that part of it which is near the West Indies. Most of our cyclones, or +revolving storms, originate there. These storms have two kinds of +motions. In the first place, the storm-wind blows in a circle, like a +gigantic whirlwind; and in the second place this whole thing advances +over the land and sea, very much as a top, while spinning on its own +centre, will move slowly along the floor. A cyclone starting down near +the equator will begin by moving westward; then it curves around and +goes northward, its diameter increasing and the velocity of its rotation +decreasing, and finally it edges off over the New England States, and +goes out to sea. (See diagram.) In the southern hemisphere these storms +follow a similar track to the southward. In both hemispheres the storms +advance at from two to forty miles per hour, and it is this movement +which is uncertain and which requires close watching. + +The storms which come from the far West are less understood. One theory +is that they go around the world; and some of them have been traced all +the way around, except in Asia, where there are no observers. These +storms cross the United States in three ways. Sometimes they come in by +way of Alaska, sometimes further down the Pacific coast, and again by +Lower California. They usually lose some of their force when they reach +the middle of the continent. From that point they are very likely to +move to the Lake region, where they acquire a fresh supply of vapor and +energy, and finally go off to the Atlantic by way of the St. Lawrence +River. The observers keep posted as to their path by watching the +premonitory rainfall and the succeeding low barometer. + +Cold waves also have ways of their own, and the observers have learned +them. The waves come in from three different points--northwest, west, +and southwest. Those from the northwest often move directly east, and in +that case the cold weather is not likely to extend south of the Ohio +River. Sometimes, however, they move in a southeasterly direction, and +then the whole country east of the Mississippi is affected. Those which +come in from the southwest usually extend in a north-easterly direction. +In these cases there are large decreases in temperature at Shreveport, +St. Louis, and such places, before Chicago is affected. + +Thus I have given you the outlines of the data from which the Weather +Bureau predicts what kind of a day it will be to-morrow. The observers +could tell more than they do now if they could only keep track of the +storms when they are out on the ocean. But unfortunately there is no +method by which stations can be maintained on the face of the great +deep. The weather students are compelled to do the best they can with +such information as they can obtain from ship captains, and this is not +constant or systematic, and is therefore far from satisfactory. The +value of the information which the service furnishes to the sailors is, +on the other hand, very great. The steamers of the regular lines, of +course, sail as they are advertised to do, without considering the +weather; but they know what to expect, and can be prepared for it. +Sailing-vessels, however, often avoid heavy weather and even danger at +sea by heeding the warnings of the observers. You and I just take our +umbrellas with us when the probabilities are rain, but the sailor stays +in his harbor and lets the cyclone get well out to sea ahead of him +before he sets sail. + +[Illustration: "FARMER" DUNN'S HOME.] + + + + +[Illustration: INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORT] + + +The mile run is about the only long-distance event practised by American +school and college athletes. In England the three-mile race is popular, +and is one of the standard events of the inter-university field +meetings, but it has not as yet been adopted in this country. At the +International games last fall it was on the card, and Conneff won for +the New York Athletic Club. Since then there has been some talk of +placing the event on the Inter-collegiate schedule, but the proposition +was defeated at a recent meeting of the Executive Committee of the +I.C.A.A.A.A. + +[Illustration: T. P. CONNEFF'S STRIDE IN THE MILE RUN.] + +Training for the mile run may be begun at almost any time of the year, +but it is presumed in all these short sketches that training will be +started in the winter-time and developed in the spring. Preliminary work +in long-distance running is of the simplest kind, consisting merely of +walking and running at a slow jog four or five miles every day until the +spring season has fairly set in. For this kind of work the best costume +to wear are knickerbockers, heavy shoes and stockings, a flannel shirt, +and a sweater. This walking and running across country will harden the +muscles and gradually develop staying powers, which can be acquired in +no other way. + +When the weather has become warm enough to go on the track in light +running costume, the following scheme will be found a good one for +steady training: On the first day do a mile and a half at an easy jog; +on the second day, run a half-mile at a good pace, trying to do it in 2 +min. 45 sec. (as the weeks pass by the athlete should try to reduce this +time for the half-mile down to 2 min. 30 sec. or below); on the third +day run a quarter of a mile at speed; on the fourth day cover +three-quarters of a mile at an easy jog; on the fifth day do a mile and +a half again very leisurely; on the sixth day another quarter at speed. +Always lay off on Sunday, for one day's rest a week is necessary when +training for any event. + +After this method has been practised for several weeks, it will be well +to take a trial mile on time. But thereafter do not run trials more +frequently than once in ten days, and never make a trial within ten days +of the date for the race. Before a competition it is well to lay off for +two or three days, and before trying a mile on time during the practice +season it is always best to lay off the day before. In other words, do +your trial mile on Monday, Sunday being the regular lay-off day. + +There is little to be said about the strategy of mile-running. The +mile-runner must know just how fast he can run, and when he goes into a +race he should cover his distances regardless of what his rivals are +doing. This is sometimes very difficult, especially for younger runners +who are not judges of pace, and who allow themselves to be run off their +feet in the first half-mile. It is true that the first half-mile is +always run at a greater speed than the second; but a well-trained +athlete, who knows exactly how fast he can do his event, should not +allow any opponent to make him go faster than he is in training for. A +number of athletes, knowing the average weakness of mile-runners, train +themselves to go a very fast half-mile at first, in the hope that they +may run their opponents, who have trained in a different way, off their +feet. Those, however, who are confident of their ability, and are judges +of pace, will frequently allow these fast fellows to get a quarter of a +lap ahead of them, knowing very well that in the second half-mile they +will be able to close up and finish strongly. + +[Illustration: W. E. LUTYENS. + +English Inter-University Champion.] + +The accompanying pictures show the stride of Conneff--the American and +International champion--and Lutyens, the English Inter-University +champion, who was defeated by Conneff in the International games last +fall. It is plain to see that the Englishman's stride is much longer +than Conneff's; but stride does not seem to be such an important factor +in long-distance running as it is in the shorter distances. In fact, it +will be noticed that most mile-runners are short, stocky men, although, +as a rule, their legs are much longer in proportion to their bodies than +is the case with other men. Conneff runs with his mouth open the whole +distance, and, as I have already said, this is undoubtedly the best +method for runners to adopt, in spite of the old adage about breathing +through the nose. Conneff also runs with his arms hanging down, which is +by far the best way, as it relieves the chest and shoulders of the +weight of the arms (which counts in a long race), and the swinging of +the hands low down seems to give a forward impetus similar to that which +a jumper gets when he uses dumb-bells. The costume and footwear for +long-distance running are the same as for other distances, except, +perhaps, that the shoes may be made a trifle heavier if the athlete +prefers. + +Training for the low hurdles is, in general, the same as that for the +high hurdles, which was described in this Department last week. The jump +over the obstacle itself, however, is radically different, and it is for +this reason that many hurdlers who are invincible over the shorter +distance are frequently defeated in the longer. It is hardly necessary +to repeat here that the low hurdles are placed twenty yards apart, and +are only 2 feet 6 inches high. The fact, however, that they are 2 feet 6 +inches high only is what makes the difference in the style necessary. + +[Illustration: DIAGRAM SHOWING THE PROPER (A) AND THE IMPROPER (B) LINE +ALONG WHICH THE SHOULDERS OF A LOW-HURDLER SHOULD TRAVEL.] + +In clearing the low hurdles the athlete should endeavor not to jump. He +must put as little spring as possible into his effort, but should clear +the obstacle by a dexterous management of the legs. Here is where the +advantage of the double-jump exercise comes in. In the 220 race the body +of the hurdler should be kept on as constant a level as possible. In +other words, his shoulders should move along an imaginary straight line +from start to finish. + +The diagram at the top of the page shows this more clearly perhaps than +any description could. The line A is the one that the shoulders should +follow; the line B shows the motion that should be avoided. With +practice this form can be readily acquired, and it adds greatly to the +speed of the hurdler. The secret of the motion is to lunge slightly +forward at the hurdle and to spread the legs to the widest angle as you +clear it. The movement is somewhat similar to that which a man would +make if he were suspended from the ceiling, his toes just touching the +floor, and a series of hurdles on a treadmill were passing under him. To +avoid being struck he would merely lift his legs, as he has learned to +do in the double jump. + +In running the high hurdles the athlete may use either foot he chooses +at the take-off, although it is better to become accustomed to jump from +the right foot. It is better, because in the low hurdles the successful +man must jump from the right foot. This is made necessary by curved +tracks. There are few 220 straightaway courses; most low hurdle contests +being conducted on a curved track, and it is practically impossible to +make any speed at all on such a path when jumping from the left foot. +Jim Lee used to jump from the left foot, and for that reason he almost +never entered a contest on a curved track. He knew he could not win. + +The low hurdles being placed twenty yards apart, it is of course +necessary to take a greater number of steps between obstacles. Seven +strides is the number to be aimed at, although a runner with a short +stride has to be content with nine. This sometimes necessitates slowing +up before each hurdle, which is bad; and consequently it is more +advisable to train for eight strides, in that case jumping from +alternate feet. This makes the race more complicated, and is a form that +should be avoided, although there are many men who are compelled to +adopt it. + +In practice the athlete should never go over more than seven hurdles in +succession, except, perhaps, once a month for a trial on time, for the +event is too exhausting. The footwear adopted by hurdlers is similar to +the high-jumper's shoes. They are made of kangaroo-skin, and should be +slightly heavier than sprinters' shoes. The heel should be constructed +of quarter-inch leather with two spikes placed at the extremities of +diagonals drawn through the centre of the heel. This precludes the +possibility of bruising from the constant pounding on the jumping foot. +In the toes there should be the usual six spikes. + +Berkeley turned the tables on Barnard by scoring thirty-four points to +the latter's fifteen at the Berkeley in-door games a week ago Saturday. +At the Barnard games a fortnight previous the Harlemites took thirty-six +points to Berkeley's thirteen. Each institution has thus presented the +other with a trophy, and both are now preparing to shake out of their +respective sleeves what they count on to win with at the +Interscholastics in May. It will be interesting, too, to see how close +they will come to one another in points at the New Manhattan Athletic +Club games on the 28th. + +Irwin-Martin showed himself to be in excellent form, and broke two +in-door scholastic records--the quarter-mile and the 220-yard run. In +the quarter he took the lead from the start, and did not bother about +any of his rivals until he had finished, although Evans of Oxford School +kept pretty close to him all the way around. The half-mile run went to +Hipple of Barnard, as might have been expected, for Hipple is +undoubtedly the strongest man for this distance that has run in +interscholastic contests for a number of years. + +Another Berkeley athlete who showed himself to be in excellent form was +Walker, the well-named. There is no doubt about his being the best +walker of the schools in this vicinity. He made a brave attempt for +first honors at the Interscholastics last spring, and finished an +exceedingly close second, showing that he had plenty of grit and +undoubted ability. He has vastly improved in the past nine months, and I +doubt if there is any one who can touch him in his class. He is a little +fellow, too, and must have worked very hard and conscientiously to +develop such a great amount of strength and speed, maintaining at the +same time such excellent form. At these games there were about a dozen +starters besides Walker, but at the crack of the pistol he strode to the +front, and literally walked away from the laboring bunch behind him. He +kept increasing his distance so steadily that the contest really +narrowed down to a battle for second place. This struggle was very hot +between Myers and Adams, the former barely reaching the tape ahead of +the others. Walker's time was 8 min. 13-1/5 Sec. + +In the mile run Bedford took good care not to give Manvel of Pingry's a +chance, and set a 2 min. 14-1/5 sec. pace for the first half-mile, which +practically ran all the other contestants off their feet. But this pace +was hot enough even to tire Bedford, for he had to slow up considerably +in the last half, although he covered the whole distance in the +excellent time of 4 min. 54-1/5 sec. + +The dashes developed several speedy runners, three of the heat winners +getting close to record time. In the final, Moore of Barnard and Doudge +of Berkeley ran a dead heat in 7-3/5 sec., but in the run-off Moore +proved himself to have the greatest staying powers, and took the event. +The hurdle-racing was also good, the winners of each of the preliminary +heats making the same time. Bien showed himself in excellent form in the +trials, but in the final heat he did not do so well, and let Herrick +pass him. + +The field events were not particularly interesting. Pell tied Duval at 5 +ft. 5 in. in the high jump; Young tied Irwin-Martin at 37 ft. 2 in. in +the shot; and Eddy tied Katzenbach for third place in the pole vault at +8 ft. 10-3/4 in. In each one of these instances athletics were +superseded by the less exhausting expedient of gambling, and coins +tossed into the air decided which man should take the medal. + +The points made by the several schools are as follows: + + School. First. Second. Third. Total + Berkeley 4-1/2 3-1/2 1 34 + Barnard 3 0 0 15 + St. Paul's 1 2 2 13 + Adelphi Academy 1 1 0 8 + Brooklyn High 1 1 0 8 + Pingry's 0 2 0 6 + Newark Academy 0 1 2 5 + Brooklyn Latin 1/2 1/2 0 4 + Ailing Art 0 0 1 1 + Columbia Grammar 0 0 1 1 + Cutler 0 0 1 1 + Oxford 0 0 1 1 + Pratt Institute 0 0 1 1 + Poly. Prep 0 0 1 1 + +St. Paul's School again made a good record on this occasion, as her +athletes did at the recent games of the Long Island Inter-scholastic +League in Brooklyn. These St. Paul athletes seem to be developing at a +rapid rate, and may be counted upon to make an excellent showing at the +New Manhattan Athletic Club games, and they will probably take a strong +membership in the team which is to represent the Long Island League in +the National Meet this spring. + + THE GRADUATE. + + + + +[Illustration: THE CAMERA CLUB.] + + Any questions in regard to photograph matters will be willingly + answered by the Editor of this column, and we should be glad to + hear from any of our club who can make helpful suggestions. + + +MARKING NEGATIVES. + +It is sometimes desirable to have the name of a picture marked on the +negative so that it may appear in the finished print. This may be done +in several ways. One of the simplest is to write the name backwards in +India ink on the film side of the negative. This should be done with a +fine drawing-pen, and the lettering made in one of the lower corners. As +the title appears white in the finished print the writing should be done +where the glass is clear or in the deepest shadows. + +To have the name appear in black on the print, take a fine steel needle, +and having first marked the letters lightly with a pencil, scratch the +letters through the film to the clear glass. Make the edges smooth, and +see that the lines of the letters are perfect, as every imperfection in +the lettering appears in the print. + +One should always put his initials on a good negative. They can be put +on either in India ink or scratched through the film. + +If one does not wish to write the name on the negative it can be written +on the sensitive paper before the print is made. India ink is to be +preferred, but good black ink will do. The ink will wash off in the +toning solution, leaving the name clear and distinct on the print. + +An ink for writing on photographic prints may be made by taking 2 ounces +potassium iodide, 6 ounces distilled water, half an ounce gum-arabic, +1-1/2 drams iodide. This is used for writing on the dark part of +photographic prints. + + SIR KNIGHT JAMES G. ZIMMERMAN sends a photograph of a flash of + lightning, and wishes to know if the picture is printed right, if + there is any use for such a photograph, and if it is necessary to + have it copyrighted before having it reproduced. The printing of + the picture is correct. Pictures of this kind are useful for + meteorological purposes. It was not till the introduction of + instantaneous photography that the shape of a flash was known. + Artists always drew pictures of a lightning's flash in zigzag lines + with sharp angles, whereas instantaneous photographs prove that the + electric fluid forms a curve and never an acute angle. The enclosed + picture is an excellent one, and shows several distinct loops in + the line of the electricity, something very unusual. It is not + necessary to have a picture copyrighted before having it + reproduced. The use of the copyright is to protect the owner of the + picture from others making use of it without his consent. + + SIR KNIGHT ERNEST BRIGGS asks for a formula to use with + under-exposed plates. Sir Ernest will find formula in No. 839 + (November 26). + + SIR KNIGHT JAMES H. HARTLEY, 33 Temple Street, Paterson, N.J., says + that he would like to exchange prints with other members of the + club, and that he has some good views of Passaic Falls. 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CO., Cadiz, Ohio. + + + + +[Illustration: THOMPSON'S EYE WATER] + + + + +[Illustration: BICYCLING] + + This Department is conducted in the interest of Bicyclers, and the + Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the subject. Our + maps and tours contain much valuable data kindly supplied from the + official maps and road-books of the League of American Wheelmen. + Recognizing the value of the work being done by the L. A. W., the + Editor will be pleased to furnish subscribers with membership + blanks and information so far as possible. + + +[Illustration: Copyright, 1896, by Harper & Brothers.] + +The maps which will be given for the next few weeks will have as their +principal object the usual trip from Albany to Buffalo. At the same time +they have been prepared in such a way, by giving the dotted routes, as +to show all the roads in the vicinity of this general route which are in +the best condition for bicyclists, so that, while we give only the +details of the direct route, any one desiring to turn off at any point +to reach some special town or city will be able to find for himself the +most suitable route. + +The bicyclist will therefore notice on the present map that the best +route along the Hudson north of Albany, through Waterford, etc., is +given; that it is possible to run out towards Schenectady, through +Guilderland, and though the road becomes poorer beyond there, it is +nevertheless in reasonable condition most of the way; that while the +best route from Schenectady on towards Fonda and Utica runs on the +southern bank of the river and crosses at Hoffman's Ferry to the north +bank, there is nevertheless a moderately good road following the other +side of the river and keeping along the canal and the railroad. In other +words, while it is our purpose to describe a general route, there is +also the secondary purpose of giving maps containing all good roads in +the vicinity of these longer trips. + +Leaving the Kenmore Hotel in Albany, proceed by the shortest way to +Broadway, and on this till the Londonville Plank Road is reached; +turning left into this, proceed through Londonville and Newtonville to +Lathams. This is a little more than seven miles from the hotel, and at +this point a shairp turn to the left should be made and the road +followed to Watervliet Centre. From Watervliet, through Niskayuna, to +Schenectady, is straight level road, none too well suited to the +bicyclist, as it occasionally has somewhat difficult sandy spots, though +the bulk of the road is, in good weather, firm clay and gravel. +Schenectady is twenty miles from the Kenmore Hotel at Albany, and a stop +can be made here, if desired, at the Barhydt Hotel, where, if you are a +member of the L. A. W., you can procure somewhat less rates than the +ordinary traveller. If you wish to reach Fonda in one day from Albany, +it is well to refrain from stopping at Schenectady. + +Leaving the city still on the south side of the river, follow along near +the canal to Pattersonville, ten miles to the west. The road becomes +somewhat more hilly, but it is in fair condition. At Pattersonville turn +down to Hoffman's Ferry and cross to the north bank of the river; +thence, turning to the left, follow the road running along by the New +York Central Railroad tracks to Cranesville, and thence, over some hilly +country, continue to Amsterdam, always keeping parallel with the +railroad. This stretch between Hoffman's Ferry and Amsterdam is a +somewhat poorer road, there being some sand and less clay and gravel +than heretofore, and in some places some very considerable hills. +Amsterdam is thirty-three miles from Albany, and here a stop may be +made, the Hotel Warner being the best place for a wheelman to stop at. +The run from Amsterdam through Tribes Hill, always in the vicinity of +the river and the railroad, to Fonda is fifteen miles further. The road +continues in parts somewhat sandy, and there are some hills, especially +beyond Tribes Hill; but taken together, the run from Albany is not a bad +one. If the wheelman is in no great hurry, a very interesting run may be +made by leaving the route towards Buffalo at Fonda, and riding +twenty-three miles out through Johnstown, Gloversville, Mayfield, +Cranberry Creek, Gifford, to Sacandaga Park, which is a famous fishing +place. + + + + +[Illustration: THE PUDDING STICK] + + This Department is conducted in the interest of Girls and Young + Women, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the + subject so far as possible. Correspondents should address Editor. + + +How can I make my room pretty without spending money on it, I haven't +much of that, writes one of my correspondents. + +I have seen very ugly rooms on which people had spent heaps of money, +and there are lovely ones which have cost their owners very little +beyond good taste and the exercise of common-sense and care. In the +first place, cleanliness in a room is in itself a great beauty. Make war +on every bit of dust, every cobweb, every speck and stain. A perfectly +clean room, although quite bare of ornament, is inviting, and when its +owner puts in her little individual touches, her books on a hanging +shelf, which her brother can make for her, or which she can buy for +forty or fifty cents, her favorite engravings, cut from illustrated +papers if she chooses and simply tacked on the wall, her pot of +primroses on the window-sill, her toilet table draped with white net +over pink silesia, her plain scrim curtains at the window tied back with +bits of ribbon, the room will be dainty and pretty enough to please the +most fastidious. If you have not much to do with, manage with what you +have, is a good rule for girls to follow. + +A carpet is by no means a necessity in any sleeping-room. In fact, many +people prefer a stained or painted floor, with a rug which may be easily +lifted and shaken. A small wooden rocking-chair, a table or stand for a +candlestick, a two-leaved screen, which you can make yourself, and a +little rack over your washstand for your towels, and then, with a nicely +made bed, the room will be complete. + +One's own room is so dear to every girl that I do not wonder she prizes +it. One must have hours when it is a pleasure to be alone. One likes to +be by herself at times, to think and read and plan. After a little space +of solitude we go back to others rested and cheered. Where sisters share +the same apartment, each should have her corner, divided from the other +part of the room either by curtains or by screens, so that when they +prefer to be alone they may be so. In some schools which I have known +there are twenty-minute or half-hour intervals during the day, when +every pupil is required to be by herself, and in home life girls who can +should try to adopt a similar rule. + +And cannot you contrive, girlies, to give your dear mothers the same +chance to take a rest all by their precious selves every day. + +When mamma goes to her chamber and shuts the door, you, I am sure, can +take care that the little ones do not disturb her privacy; you can +entertain the caller or dispose of the person who comes on a business +errand. The mater will gain new life if her daughters secure for her +this little daily space, and I am sure they will at least make the +effort. + + CHARLOTTE BLAND.--For an afghan large enough to cover a lounge you + will require three pounds of worsted, if you crochet it, as the + crochet-needle takes up a great deal of work; a knitted afghan will + take less wool, and I think two pounds will be sufficient + + DORA T.--If your hands are rough and chapped use cold cream on them + at night, and sleep in a loose pair of gloves. An old pair of + brother Tom's will answer the purpose. You should be careful to + wash your hands in warm water only during cold weather, and to dry + them thoroughly before going out. Rose-water and glycerine in equal + parts makes a nice lotion for the hands. Rose-water diluted with + ordinary rain water is very soothing to the eyes. + + ARLINE.--A white and gold room is very pretty on the sunless side + of the house, and it can be easily managed without much expense if + you have clever fingers and good taste. + +[Illustration: Signature] + + + + +ADVERTISEMENTS. + + + + +10 TIMES OUT OF 10 + +[Illustration] + +The New York Journal recently offered ten bicycles to the ten winners in +a guessing contest, leaving the choice of machine to each. + +ALL OF THEM + +CHOSE + +[Illustration: Columbia Bicycles] + +Standard of the World. + +Nine immediately, and one after he had looked at others. And the Journal +bought ten Columbias. Paid $100 each for them, too. On even terms a +Columbia is chosen + +10 TIMES OUT OF 10 + +POPE MFG. CO., Hartford, Conn. + + + + +[Illustration: HARTFORD Single Tube TIRE] + + + + +WALTER BAKER & CO., LIMITED. + +Established Dorchester, Mass., 1780. + +Breakfast Cocoa + +[Illustration] + +Always ask for Walter Baker & Co.'s + +Breakfast Cocoa + +Made at + +DORCHESTER, MASS. + +It bears their Trade Mark + +"La Belle Chocolatiere" on every can. + +Beware of Imitations. + + + + +HOOPING + +COUGH + +CROUP + +_Can be cured_ + +by using + +ROCHE'S HERBAL + +EMBROCATION + +The celebrated and effectual English cure, without internal medicine. W. +EDWARD & SON, Props., London, Eng. Wholesale, E. FOUGERA & CO., New York + + + + +Postage Stamps, &c. + + + + +[Illustration] + +STAMPS! + +300 fine mixed Victoria, Cape of G. H., India, Japan, etc., with fine +Stamp Album, only =10c.= New 80-p. Price-list =free=. _Agents wanted_ at +=50%= commission. STANDARD STAMP CO., 4 Nicholson Place, St. Louis, Mo. +Old U. S. and Confederate Stamps bought. + + + + +WILL exchange for old North and South American and old European stamps, +recent issues of Singapore, Johore, Perak, Selangor, and other stamps. + +Address =W. T. KENSETT, M. D.=, + +Singapore, Straits Settlements, Foreign Postage. + + + + +$117.50 WORTH OF STAMPS FREE + +to agents selling stamps from my 50% approval sheets. Send at once for +circular and price-list giving full information. + +C. W. Grevning, Morristown, N. J. + + + + +[Illustration] + +100 all dif. Venezuela, Bolivia, etc., only 10c.; 200 all dif. Hayti, +Hawaii, etc., only 50c. Ag'ts w't'd at 50% com. List FREE! =C. A. +Stegmann=, 5941 Cote Brilliante Ave., St. Louis, Mo + + + + +=FREE.=--A good Hawaiian stamp given to all sending for my fine approval +sheets. Liberal com. Sets a specialty. 100 stamps, 15c. MILLARD H. +CUTTER, 266 E. Huron St., Chicago, Ill. + + + + +FOREIGN STAMPS ON APPROVAL. + +Agents wanted at 50% com. Lists free. + +CHAS. B. RAUD, New London, Conn. + + + + +FREE 10 VARIETIES; to all sending for approval sheets 50% commission. +References required. + +FRANK W. ALDEN, Waterville, Maine. + + + + +125 dif. Gold Coast, Costa Rica, etc., 25c.; 40 U. S., 25c. Liberal com. +to agents. Large bargain list free. + +F. W. MILLER, 904 Olive St., St. Louis, Mo. + + + + +STAMPS! 100 all dif. Barbados, etc. Only 10c. Ag'ts w't'd at 50% com. +List free. L. DOVER & CO., 1469 Hodiamont, St. Louis, Mo. + + + + +[Illustration: THOMPSON'S EYEWATER] + + + + +[Illustration: MR. CHARLES CARLETON COFFIN] + + +On the 2d of March, at his home in Brookline, Massachusetts, hardly more +than a fortnight after his golden-wedding anniversary, Mr. Charles +Carleton Coffin passed away. He died suddenly, and so escaped the pain +and weariness of lingering illness. Some readers of the ROUND TABLE who +were in the great throng of young people in the New York Building at the +World's Fair, when we kept our first reunion in the beautiful White +City, no doubt remember Mr. Coffin as one of the speakers on that happy +occasion. With Kirk Munroe, Charles Dudley Warner, and others, Mr. +Coffin was present then, and he said several things which made a deep +impression on my mind as I looked over the sea of bright young faces +gathered under our starry flag. He told the boys that they owed +something to their country, that they must grow up prepared to be her +lovers and defenders, to stand up for her through all things, and to be +good true citizens, and Americans who cared for America wherever they +might go. + +What Mr. Coffin said that day with his voice so eloquently he had been +saying in print for many years. He wrote nineteen books, all of them the +gift of a fine mind and true heart, to the boys and girls of America. +The names of these books are familiar to you, and the very titles are +attractive, as, for example, _My Days and Nights on the Battle-field_, +_Following the Flag_, _Winning his Way_, _The Boys of '76_, _Our New Way +'Round the World_, and similar stirring and suggestive names. Among Mr. +Coffin's delightfully exciting volumes, I am very fond of _The Story of +Liberty_, a book which carries us back to old England, and shows us the +cradle of our American freedom in the mother-land. Mr. Coffin had the +rare art of standing outside his story and letting it tell itself. He +marshalled its incidents and events with historic accuracy, and so made +his narrative always useful and acceptable as supplementary reading to +the boy or girl who was studying a period at school, but he also allowed +his people to speak and act in a natural way. His books unroll like the +panorama at the show, and a very satisfactory panorama they are, ideally +painted for the library of young America. + +Personally Mr. Coffin was full of enthusiasm and enjoyment in his work, +and he cared a great deal for his youthful audience. He did not +under-rate their intelligence and write down to them. He took it for +granted that our young people are intelligent and interested in both +work and play, and his books paid them the compliment of dealing with +serious themes, though always in a sprightly manner. All his books are +so beautifully illustrated that they are really fine picture galleries, +in which one sees how people dressed, how buildings and streets looked, +and how houses were furnished in the times of which Mr. Coffin wrote. + +A man who spent his life in such a beautiful way, writing books so +worthy, and never writing a sentence one would wish omitted, bestowed a +great gift on his period. His books will live and continue to give +pleasure to hosts of young people, to whom Mr. Coffin will be a guide +and friend in years to come, for the author of a good book never dies. + + * * * * * + +Winter News from Jamaica. + + It is our winter now in the shape of north winds and cold rains, + beginning in November and ending in March or April, and we + thoroughly detest them. + + I would like to know something about Lord Byron. My great-uncle was + at school with him, and I would like to know about him, as I have + never read anything about him, or scarcely ever read anything of + his. + + I have a dear little kitten now--a tortoise-shell. He is very + funny. Last night his mother, Trilby, was very uneasy till we let + her out. Then after we had shut the door my kitty became unhappy + too. So my father opened the door, and cat and kitten ran against + each other. Trilby had a nice fat rat. We suppose she must have + smelt it outside. Her child's name is Tony. He hates Tipsy, my + little dog, and poor Tipsy is so frightened of it, and always walks + away when she sees the dear fluffy pet. Would it bother dear Mrs. + Sangster if I wanted her autograph? I love HARPER'S ROUND TABLE, as + I am sure all members of the Order do. + + I have eleven Seychells stamps, and two Sicilies, of which I am + very proud. The 1_d_. blue Jamaica, cut in half, is, I believe, not + in any catalogue, though it is perfectly genuine. I have a lovely + Lilium Speciosa open now. My aunt gave it to me. The other day we + caught a mongoose in a trap, but before my father could shoot it, + Tipsy and Bennie, her child, had killed it. Poor Tipsy in the + excitement of killing sent her own sharp tooth right through her + lip. It must have hurt her dreadfully. I have about 2500 stamps. + The other "Round-Tablers" have helped me a lot. + + NELLIE STEPHENS. + RADNOR, HAGLEY GAP, JAMAICA, W. I. + +Mrs. Sangster will send her autograph if you ask her. + + * * * * * + +How Shingles are Made. + + In making shingles on a large scale the logs are first cut into + blocks by what is termed the "band" saw. They are then taken to the + "knee-bolter," where the bark and sap are cut off, making the + blocks smooth on all sides. From the knee-bolter they are carried + to the "power-feed machine," where a piece is cut out at each + movement that is the exact thickness of the shingle. They then drop + into a "carrier," where they are transported to the "knot-sawyers," + who cut out all knots and even up the edges. They are then packed + into bunches, whence they are taken to the "dry kiln" to dry. Only + the "red-cedar shingle" is manufactured in this (the southwestern) + part of the State. Every bunch has to be weighed when taken from + the dry kiln, after which it is loaded on cars and shipped to + different parts of the United States. The average mill employs from + twelve to twenty men. + + RUEL M. NIMS. + COSMOPOLIS, WASH. + + * * * * * + +Questions and Answers. + +C. Arnold Kruckman, 1235 North Thirteenth Street, St. Louis, is a bright +"Shut-in," and wants to join a literary club as a corresponding member, +and to contribute to amateur papers. The N.A.P.A., dear Sir Arnold, is +a national association of young persons who publish or contribute to +amateur papers. It has a full set of officers, elected annually. +Besides, there are, in close affiliation with the National Association, +local or district associations, as the Pacific, the Maryland, the New +England, etc., each having its own officers. Indeed, so many officers +are there that one has to get pretty well into the "dom" in order to +tell off-hand who is who, and where all belong. If you fail to hear from +President Hancock of the National Association, write to Edgar R. Bauer, +3328 South Ninth Street, your city, to Fred W. Arnold, 3221 State +Street, Chicago, or to Charles R. Burger, Colorado Springs, Col. + + * * * * * + +H. Barker asks how to make a strong but cheap battery to operate an +electric bell. It is better to buy than to make a battery, because +cheaper. You can get from Bonnell & Co., New York, a good cell for +seventy-five cents that will last a long time, and it is what is called +a "dry" battery, hence it does not overflow. If you must make one, you +will find the "dry" kind expensive, so make a gravity one. Take a glass +candy jar and put into the bottom some old copper, any shape. To it +attach covered wire, leading out of the jar. Suspend about the middle a +piece of zinc, and fasten to it a second wire. Pour lukewarm water in +until the zinc is well covered, and drop into it a dozen bits of blue +vitriol (sulphate of copper). Let stand for two or three days, cleaning +the zinc with a brush daily. Lester L. Riley, 929 East Fifth Street, +Dayton, O., wants to send to publishers of amateur papers some stories, +poems, etc. Who wants them? W. Randall Sperlock, 3108 Imogene Avenue, +Mt. Auburn, Cincinnati, O., is desirous of procuring a copy of HARPER'S +YOUNG PEOPLE, No. 640, dated February 2, 1892. Who can sell it to him? + + * * * * * + +Edward D. Cassin: Tuition in the large colleges varies from $40 to $150 +a year. Select your college and apply to the Dean for rates. Military +academies are located at many points--Manlius, N. Y., Chester, Pa., +Cornwall, N. Y., etc. See list of them in the advertising pages of +HARPER'S MAGAZINE. Subjects embraced in the New York Regents' +examination are some twenty in number. For full information, which would +require this entire page to give you here, apply to Melvil Dewey, +Secretary of the State Board of Regents, Albany. The price of the +papers, with full explanations, is twenty-five cents. The principal of +your school is likely to possess a copy. + + + + +[Illustration: STAMPS] + + This Department is conducted in the interest of stamp and coin + collectors, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question + on these subjects so far as possible. Correspondents should address + Editor Stamp Department. + + +The new Cuban Republic, it is understood, has made arrangements with +parties in New York city for the printing of bonds and postage-stamps. +As yet no designs for stamps have been seen. + +In the past few months I have had occasion to examine a large number of +stamps, and several collections belonging to members of the "Round +Table." I am sorry to say that a great many of the stamps show that they +have not been handled with the care they should have had, especially in +the matter of hinges, or "stickers." These are seemingly very +insignificant things, and any dealer will supply hinges for 10c. per +1000, while for 15c. a very superior quality can be obtained. Home-made +hinges frequently injure the stamps through chemicals in the gum or +paste making a change in the color of the stamp. Of course the majority +of stamps I have seen have been very common stamps, but every collector +should take as great pains in the mounting of common stamps as of the +most valuable specimens. I advise you to use the best hinges that can be +obtained. Their cost is insignificant, and they will save you many +damaged stamps. + +I have sometimes been asked to recommend Philatelic publications. This +has led me to investigate as to the number of Philatelic publications +that have been issued up to date. I find that their number is at least +16,000, and probably 20,000 in all. Of these about one-half are in the +English language, and most of these have been issued in America. Nearly +one-third are in the German language. The balance is distributed among +the French, Spanish, Italian, Dutch, etc. Most Philatelic journals have +ended their career before the end of the first volume, and very few +survive a second year. + + C. C. DUNNING, Wrightsville, Pa., wants to exchange rare coins. + + J. F. HAMMOND, Harford, N.Y., wants to exchange stamps. + + J. HALL.--Beware of counterfeit grilled stamps. They are apt to + deceive any one not an expert. + + J. SCHMIDTBERGER.--Only 363 sets of the U. S. State Department $5, + $10, and $20 stamps were made. They should be of equal value, but + they are not. The $5 is worth the other three together. + + J. A. RAYCE.--English stamps are often marked by perforations in + the form of initials. This is done to prevent theft, as the owners + can prove their property. + + J. O'NEAL.--Your gold coins have no premiums. You can get a coin + book through any dealer. + + B. B. MORRIS.--The 1857 "flying eagle" is worth 5c. if it has been + circulated but still in fine condition. The 1856 "flying eagle" is + worth $4. + + SQUIRE REICK.--No premium. + + READER.--Take the offer of $1 for the 1822 silver half-dollar. You + can do no better. + + A. PARRISH.--I cannot tell you what advertisers mean by "good," but + I should say they do not mean uncancelled. + + R. N. KOFOID.--It is not advisable to take Revenue stamps from + legal documents, unless these documents of themselves have no value + at this time. + + J. KOLB.--Afghanistan postage-stamps, either used or unused, are + very scarce. It is almost an impossibility to obtain a perfect used + copy, for the reason that the postage officials in Afghanistan + construe their instructions to cancel the stamps used for postage + by tearing out a piece of the same, therefore genuinely used stamps + from this country can be obtained in no other form. + + PHILATUS. + + + + +[Illustration: Ivory Soap] + + A bath as cleansing, sweet and mild + As Ivory makes it, always seems + To bring such comfort, that the child + Drops fast asleep with happy dreams. + +Copyrighted, 1896, by The Procter & Gamble Co., Cin'ti. + + + + +PRINTING OUTFIT 10c. + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: G. A. R. 25c.] + +[Illustration: Brownies 10c.] + +For printing cards, marking linen, books, etc. Contains everything shown +in cut. Type, Tweezers, Holder, Indelible Ink, Ink Pad, etc. Thoroughly +practical for business or household use and a most instructive +amusement. Sent with catalogue illustrating over 1000 Tricks and +Novelties, for 10c. in stamps to pay postage and packing on outfit and +catalogue. Same outfit with figures 15c. Large outfit for printing two +lines 25c. + +=Brownie Rubber Stamps=--A set of 6 grotesque little people with ink pad; +price, postpaid, 10c. + +G. A. R. series Rubber Stamps, 12 characters. Makes all kinds of +Battles, Encampments and other military pictures, 25c. postpaid. Address + +ROBERT H. INGERSOLL & BRO, + +Dep't No. 62, 65 Cortlandt St., New York. + + + + +There's no doubt about the advisability of riding a wheel--the only +question now is what wheel to ride. + +Monarch + +King of Bicycles, + +represents cycle manufacture in its highest development. A wheel with +which no fault can be found. + +4 models. $80 and $100, fully guaranteed. For children and adults who +want a lower price wheel the Defiance is made in 8 models, $40 to $75. +Send for Monarch book. + +[Illustration] + +MONARCH + +CYCLE MFG. CO., + +Lake, Halsted and Fulton Sts., CHICAGO. + +83 Reade St., NEW YORK. + + + + +BREAKFAST--SUPPER. + +EPPS'S + +GRATEFUL--COMFORTING. + +COCOA + +BOILING WATER OR MILK. + + + + +DOLL CLOTHES + +Eleven Complete Patterns (all separate), for every article of Dolly's +clothing, with full directions for making, and one yard of fine lace, +all sent to any address for =only Ten Cents= (silver or stamps). Address + +DOLL SUPPLY HOUSE, East 51st St., Bayonne, N. J. + + + + +A NEAT BOX, containing 12 mineral specimens from Millard County, Utah, +including genuine gold and silver ore, copper, onyx, etc., postpaid to +any address for 25 cts. J. A. ROBINSON, Clear Lake, Utah. + + + + +CARDS + +The FINEST SAMPLE BOOK of Gold Beveled Edge, Hidden Name, Silk Fringe, +Envelope and Calling Cards ever offered for a 2 cent stamp. These are +GENUINE CARDS, NOT TRASH. UNION CARD CO., COLUMBUS, OHIO. + + + + +[Illustration: THOMPSON'S EYE WATER] + + + + +_NOW READY._ + +Tommy Toddles + + By ALBERT LEE. Illustrated by PETER S. NEWELL. Square 16mo, Cloth, + Ornamental, $1.25. + +The wonderful adventures of a small boy who wanders through a fantastic +country in search of the wooden animals that have come to life and +strayed away from a Noah's Ark are described in a humorous and +imaginative style that will amuse older heads, while the peculiar +incidents of the narrative cannot fail to bring delight to every +youngster. There is a good leaven of light verse to the tale, which, +with the illustrations in Mr. Newell's happiest vein, make the book a +welcome addition to juvenile literature. + + * * * * * + +HARPER & BROTHERS, Publishers, New York. + + + + +AN AFRICAN STRATAGEM. + + +[Illustration: TURTLE. "IT'S SIMPLE ENOUGH TO GET RID OF HIM. YOU HIDE, +AND WATCH ME."] + +[Illustration: TURTLE (_loq_.). "AN UNCONSCIOUS AIR--] + +[Illustration: DECEIVES MAN, AND--] + +[Illustration: RIDS ME OF TWO DANGERS AT ONCE."] + + * * * * * + +AT THE CIRCUS. + +KANGAROO. "You had great luck last year getting your trunk through the +custom-house without paying a duty." + +ELEPHANT. "Never mind; you have your chance this year." + +KANGAROO. "What do you mean?" + +ELEPHANT. "Don't you know this is leap-year?" + + * * * * * + +MOTHER. "What are you going to do with that _ear_ of corn?" + +BOBBY. "I'm going to eat it, so's I'll be sure to hear you call +to-morrow morning." + + * * * * * + +WILLIE I-WONT-PLAY. + + Wilful Willie I-Wont-Play + Always wants to have his way; + With him it is _I_ or _me_, + Whatsoe'er the sport may be-- + Prisoner's Goal or Pull-away,-- + Wilful Willie I-Wont-Play. + + If another faster run, + Though the game be just begun, + Then he'll pout and sulk and scowl, + Gloomy as a day-caught owl, + Spoil the whole glad holiday,-- + Wilful Willie I-Wont-Play. + + Where's the boy would be like him, + Stout of arm and strong of limb, + Hearty as a sailor, yet + Ever in a selfish pet? + Shame upon his head, I say, + Wilful Willie I-Wont-Play! + + CLINTON SCOLLARD. + + * * * * * + +TEACHER. "Now, children, what is the first meal you eat every day?" + +GREAT CHORUS OF CHILDREN. "Oat-meal." + + * * * * * + +MAMMA. "My dear, you've been out to luncheon every day this week; can't +you stay at home just for once?" + +ETHEL. "But, mamma, I'm trying to keep Lent." + + * * * * * + +TOMMY (_impatiently_). "I wish I were Billy Barlow." + +MAMMA. "But Billy hasn't any dear little brothers and sisters." + +TOMMY. "That is just where he's in luck; he doesn't have to be an +example to them all the time." + + * * * * * + +At a temperance gathering during the recent campaign an orator +exclaimed: "The glorious work will never be accomplished until the good +ship _Temperance_ shall sail from one end of the land to the other, and +with a cry of 'Victory!' at each step she takes, shall plant her banner +in every city, town, and village of the United States." Another speaker +said that "All along the untrodden paths of the future we can see the +hidden footprints of an unseen hand." + + * * * * * + +[Illustration] + +BETTER OUT THAN IN. + +TEACHER. "JONATHAN, YOU MAY SPELL YACHT." + +JONATHAN. "Y-A-H-T." + +TEACHER. "ISN'T THERE A 'C' IN IT?" + +JONATHAN. "DEFENDS ON TH' WEATHER, MA'AM." + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Harper's Round Table, March 3, 1896, by Various + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 56539 *** |
