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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 56471 ***
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+ Corporal Tikitanu, V.C.,
+
+ BY
+
+ J. C. FUSSELL
+
+ (Author of "Letters from Private Henare Tikitanu.")
+
+
+ AUCKLAND:
+ Worthington & Co., Printers, Albert Street.
+
+ 1918.
+
+
+
+
+ Cover design by permission of Proprietors Auckland Weekly News.
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: CONTENTS.]
+
+ CHAP. PAGE
+
+ I. FROM ELOPEMENT TO ENLISTMENT ... 5
+
+ II. OFF TO THE WAR ... ... 10
+
+ III. THE LITTLE FRENCH NURSE ... ... 15
+
+ IV. A CHAT WITH THE NURSE ... ... 21
+
+ V. A LETTER TO THE KAISER ... ... 27
+
+ VI. A PRISONER ... ... ... 32
+
+ VII. EARNING THE V.C. ... ... 38
+
+ VIII. HOME AGAIN! ... ... 46
+
+
+
+
+ _I._
+
+ FROM ELOPEMENT TO ENLISTMENT.
+
+
+The first time I remember catching sight of Henare Tikitanu was when he
+was acting as referee at a dog-fight in a Maori village in the Waikato
+district.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The dog-fight was no concern of mine. I was just riding past when my
+attention was drawn to Henare. He was endeavouring to see fair play for
+both the combatants. He was very excited over the affair because another
+Maori, named Wiremu, was hampering one dog by pulling his tail.
+
+After fruitlessly yelling at Wiremu for some time in classical Maori,
+Henare suddenly relapsed into pidgin-English, and fired this volley at
+him: "Py cripes, you te ploomin' ole taurekareka,--tinkin' fish--all
+right. You no good for te fight. More better your ole woman drown you in
+te hot mud hole when you te piccanini. Gar!"
+
+Then they flew into each other's arms and settled it that way. The dogs
+looked up in surprise, retired to a safe distance, and watched the
+proceedings, giving an occasional bark of encouragement.
+
+Henare won. He deserved to, for he was a clean fighter and a true sport.
+
+This event happened about two years before the Great War broke out, when
+Henare was eighteen. So it was not surprising that he should have been
+one of the first of the Waikato tribe to volunteer for service at the
+front, when he had reached twenty-three.
+
+But he had his difficulties. You see he had a sweetheart named Kiri, a
+fine Maori maiden of twenty; and Wiremu wanted her. Henare and Kiri had
+been sweethearts from early school-days, and they rather laughed at
+Wiremu's aspirations. But if Henare went to the war, it might be
+different. During their moonlight rambles along the banks of the dark
+and silent Waikato river, Henare and Kiri talked the matter over.
+He said he would enlist if they could be secretly married first. He said
+he would feel more settled, and more disposed to fight, as his
+forefathers fought of old, inspired by the love and admiration of his
+wahine.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Kiri was undecided. The war might be long; the distance to France was
+great; the dangers and risks were many.
+
+Henare naively chaffed her by saying that he might pick up an American
+heiress away over in Paris if she did not marry him before he enlisted.
+That settled it. Before they left the shade of a beautiful pohutukawa
+one charming summer's evening they fixed the day and made their
+plans--talking to one another in soft and musical Maori.
+
+"You will be true to your absent warrior as he fights beside his Pakeha
+brothers, adding fresh glories to the honour of the noble Maori race?"
+
+"Yes, my brave Tikitanu. Your Kiri will be with you in heart and spirit
+day and night until your return to the fair land which holds in its
+bosom the bodies of our noble heroes of days gone by."
+
+A few gentle and poetic words like these made them both feel rather
+sentimental and emotional, so they solemnly rubbed noses and went back
+to the kianga.
+
+These two dusky lovers decided on a secret marriage at Ngaruawahia in a
+fortnight's time. Kiri was to go by road to the place, and Henare by
+train from Mercer.
+
+The appointed day dawned bright and fine, and Kiri arrived at
+Ngaruawahia in proper style half-an-hour late. But there was no sign of
+Henare.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+As a matter of fact he did not turn up at all, for he got a bit excited
+at Mercer, and as there were two trains standing end to end at the
+station he entered the wrong carriage and got out at Pukekohe, about
+thirty or forty miles in the wrong direction.
+
+They met again in about two days' time, and after a good deal of both
+tender and violent Maori talk, sprinkled with pidgin-English, the matter
+was patched up.
+
+However, they dropped the elopement idea, rubbed noses duly and
+canonically, and Henare went off and enlisted as a soldier of the King.
+But he was anxious about his old enemy Wiremu.
+
+
+
+
+ _II._
+
+ OFF TO THE WAR.
+
+
+The relatives of Henare and Kiri were very proud of Henare in his new
+uniform, and they told him that he must prove himself worthy of the hand
+of Kiri, the Maori princess, and grand-daughter of a great warrior
+chief.
+
+Henare looked at himself in the glass and felt that he was worthy of
+her, or any other princess, already. He did not want to seem too cheap,
+because there was Wiremu to be reckoned with.
+
+He enjoyed the camp life, the drills and parades, and entered into
+soldiering with as much ease and good will, as if he had been born to
+it.
+
+The general opinion of the officers was that Tiki (or "Dickie" as they
+nick-named him) would give a good account of himself at the front.
+
+It was a great day in Wellington when the first batch of Maori
+volunteers embarked on the grey troopship. Henare and his mates were
+bubbling over with fun and excitement. The cheering crowds of Pakehas
+and Maoris, the fluttering flags, and the cheerful music of the bands,
+made them all feel that they were off to a grand old picnic. They
+laughed and joked, and sang until they were hoarse.
+
+A few hours later, however, things did not look so bright. These Maori
+lads had never been away from New Zealand before, and it was sad to see
+their beloved land sinking out of sight into the deep blue ocean.
+
+When the last trace had disappeared, Henare, leaning over the vessel's
+side, said to Honi in a hoarse whisper: "My korry, Noo Zealan' all gone
+now." Honi replied with affected cheerfulness: "Nemine, he jump up again
+bimeby," and then walked away.
+
+All the boys tried to make out that they were not seasick, and poked
+themselves away into all sorts of nooks and corners to conceal the fact.
+
+Henare thought that up in the rigging would be a good place, but they
+soon chased him out of that. He then leant over the taffrail and mused
+of home and Kiri.
+
+A voyage to England in these days is eventful for anyone, but it was
+very much more so for the Maori boys.
+
+When they had settled down to the routine of life on a troopship, they
+became keenly interested in it all and never had a "dull" day.
+
+The first port of call filled them with much excitement and
+gratification--and a thirst for further adventures.
+
+Henare rather prided himself on his letter-writing, and seized every
+opportunity to exercise his "gift." He disdained to write in his native
+language, but preferred "te good Englan' talk" even when writing to
+Maoris. At the first port he posted several letters to friends in New
+Zealand. One was to Kiri and another was to Wiremu.
+
+To Kiri he wrote, among other things:
+
+ "I no forget about you yet, t'that why I write t'this letter,
+ tell you no forget me. More better you have te British soldier
+ than te frightened bloke like Wiremu stoppin' away from te
+ fight. T'this ole troopship take us over te sea all right, and
+ when te war all over he bring us back an' t'then I marry you
+ pretty quick."
+
+To Wiremu he wrote:--
+
+ "Py cripes, you look out when I come back if you talk too much
+ wid te Kiri. She no belong to you. She my wahine all right. No
+ good yer trick, you better come to te war; no stop home spoilin'
+ te dog fight and try take another feller gel when him away in
+ Shermany. Me te crack shot now so you look out."
+
+After a voyage of nine weeks without serious mishap the Maoris landed in
+England "All well," and ready for the Huns.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+ _III._
+
+ THE LITTLE FRENCH NURSE.
+
+
+It was not very long before the Maori boys, who had gone straight to old
+England, were drafted across to France, and they were soon in the thick
+of the Great War, fighting for all they were worth.
+
+Henare was well to the fore, and it was often remarked that he would
+soon distinguish himself or know the reason why.
+
+In fact, all the Maori boys were as keen and fearless as any of their
+Pakeha comrades, and made a deep impression on all the officers and men
+about them--and on the Germans in front of them too!
+
+At every turn Henare proved himself a wag, a wit, and a hero. He caused
+many a hearty laugh by his quaint comments on the Anglo-French
+gibberish, and the churned up conditions of the country--"Py korry
+t'this country like te kramble egg on tose." He called the mixed-up
+speech "te half-caste langwidge."
+
+But everyone was cheerful and witty on that battlefront--though
+sometimes there was a grim lull in the fun; just before a battle, and in
+the thick of it. The wittiest men fought the most desperately, but saved
+their wit for a pick-me-up afterwards.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+During an awful fight over shell-holes and battered trenches, Henare was
+too eager and daring, and the result was a bad wound in the chest by a
+fragment of shell. He was unconscious and bleeding profusely when picked
+up by the Red Cross men, so, after first aid, he was conveyed with all
+speed to the base hospital. He soon became delirious and was not
+expected to recover.
+
+One night about twelve o'clock he opened his eyes and glared at an
+attendant standing near his bunk. Then, without a moment's warning, he
+sprang up and grabbed the attendant by the throat yelling at the top of
+his voice, "Py Hori, you bally ole nigger Wiremu, I catch you t'this
+time." With some trouble he was put back to bed again, and relapsed into
+unconsciousness.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The next time he awoke, a pretty little French nurse, Marie Bouvard, was
+sitting by and watching him. She was just a slim little thing, more like
+a girl of seventeen than a woman of twenty-one. She was a born nurse,
+her very presence always did the sufferers good. Her voice was soft and
+healing, her touch was gentle and sympathetic, and her footsteps were
+like the falling of the snow.
+
+When Marie smiled she was at her best, for her solemn little face
+brightened up like a sudden burst of sunshine on the flowers.
+
+Henare watched her calmly for some time without moving, then he closed
+his eyes, and the man in the next bed heard him murmur,--
+
+"Py ... korry, Py ... korry, I tink I got to Heaven at lars ... t'that
+the angel face all right ... you bet."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It is not surprising that under the care of a nurse like the little
+French Marie, the Maori hero gradually recovered. When he had reached a
+certain stage of recovery, he did not appear to be particularly anxious
+to progress any further. Most of Marie's patients felt like that. It
+meant parting with the charming little nurse, and they dreaded it.
+
+Henare was no exception, though, be it said, Kiri was never far from his
+thoughts. But Marie simply fascinated him, and really the nurse herself
+became very much attached to the noble brown boy from England's far off
+Maoriland. He had been such a splendid patient, and such a grand "case"
+too.
+
+As time went on, during Henare's convalescence, he and Marie became at
+least very good friends, and always enjoyed one another's company, and
+whatever conversation it was possible for them to have, with
+Anglo-French and pidgin-Maori as the medium.
+
+In the middle of this pretty romance, Henare got a letter from Kiri, and
+it had a steadying effect upon his emotions. For patriotic reasons it
+was written in pidgin-Maori. Partly it ran,--
+
+ "I hope you no get kill too quick yet. Wiremu no good for me, he
+ te shirker bloke. T'that why I want you come back without te
+ shot. Wiremu tell my mother all te Parani gell want to marry te
+ Maori soldier. No you get up to that trick with me.
+
+ Good-bye, come back quick when you beat te Sherman. I wait."
+
+ KIRI x x x x x
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+ _IV._
+
+ A CHAT WITH THE NURSE.
+
+
+Seated cosily in an easy chair, with Marie near by at work on some
+bandages, Henare was listening most attentively to her efforts to tell
+him some of the dreadful sufferings of France in the early days of the
+war.
+
+It took him all his time to make out what she said. The scene was a
+sadly busy one. There were several interruptions, many were coming and
+going all the time. Fresh batches of broken and groaning men were being
+brought in every hour; and restored men were taking farewell of nurses
+and friends before returning to the slaughter.
+
+The cannon-boom could be distinctly heard day and night, but it
+disturbed no one at the hospital, for they had grown accustomed to it.
+
+All the while Marie was talking, in the midst of this strange sad scene,
+the irregular punctuation kept on.
+
+Boom--boom . . . . boom . . . . boom--boom--boom.
+
+With many a shrug of the shoulders, and many a shake of her pretty head,
+Marie related to Henare all she dared of the brutal and revolting
+conduct of the Germans when first they swept over the border. She told
+him of the coarseness, the drunkenness, and the bullying of all ranks
+and grades of the invading Huns.
+
+Every now and again Henare ground his teeth, and muttered "Py cripes; I
+pay him out," and "Te taipo, te bally taipo." When he heard as much as
+he could stand, he ventured the remark, "I tink the Sherman soldier no
+hurt te gell and te woman, eh?"
+
+Marie looked at him a moment, and then said, "What you say, M'sieur?"
+
+"I say te ole brute no hurt te wahine an' te piccanini--te woman an' te
+gell"--he answered slowly.
+
+"Oh dear me," said Marie in real surprise, "did you nefar read ze
+newspaper?"
+
+"Oh, my korry," he replied, "I can't read te Prenchy langwidge, all te
+word spell wrong, and te talk all silly."
+
+"No, no, no, M'sieur, ze French speech ees ze most beauteeful in all ze
+land."
+
+"Werra, where te Maori come in?"
+
+"Ah!"
+
+"Eh?"
+
+When left to himself the manly Maori boy pictured up the whole scene as
+well as he could, and longed to get back to the trench--or over the
+parapet--to pay out the demons who had outraged Marie's noble people. He
+was getting well unusually quickly, and though loth to leave the charmed
+spot, he felt that he would soon be fit to fight again. He was busy
+thinking out all kinds of plans for getting even with the Huns; and he
+formed a mental picture of the Kaiser which was not very complimentary
+to that potentate. Henare saw him as a big villain with short, sharp
+horns above his ears, to match his upturned moustache; small wicked
+eyes, and a big mouth, with little tusks protruding.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+This image was very vivid to Henare's native imagination, and he
+muttered to himself, "Py cripes, that him all right; he just want te cow
+feet and te monkey tail, then he te ole taipo, straight."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A week after his chat with the little French nurse, Henare was passed as
+fit for service again. He had made many friends, both French and
+English, around the hospital; so on the day of his departure he hunted
+up each one and solemnly shook hands and said "good-bye." He came to
+Marie last of all. She was standing just outside the big, sunlit
+doorway, watching the far off train of waggons slowly bringing in
+another batch of wounded men. Her sweet little Frenchy face looked
+dreadfully serious--but she turned round with that sunny smile of hers
+when Henare spoke.
+
+He shuffled nervously, gave a funny little cough, that he ought to have
+been ashamed of as a "Maori brave," then held out his hand and said, "So
+long, Marie, I go back now. My korry, you make me get well too quick."
+
+She put her head picturesquely on one side, took hold of the brown hand
+held out to her, and said, "Au revoir, Henri; I hope you weel be vera
+safe."
+
+Henare felt queer. Sensations passed all over him that he had never
+known before. The impulse was to pick up this lovely French doll and run
+right away with it. But he pulled himself up and said, "Py cripes, I
+better go, I tink," and he bolted.
+
+On the way back to the lines a New Zealander was chaffing Henare about
+Marie, and asking him whether he was going to hand over Kiri to Wiremu.
+
+"No ploomin fear," he replied, "Not me."
+
+"What about Marie, then?"
+
+Henare stopped short and said--
+
+"I tell you bout that, mate. I like to have Marie just for te pretty
+doll. She te beauty, py cripes, yeh. When she put te head on one side an
+smile, she mak me feel wery funny on te shest, t'that all!"
+
+
+
+
+ _V._
+
+ A LETTER TO THE KAISER.
+
+
+"Hey boss, what te name of t' place where te Kaiser stop?"
+
+"Potsdam."
+
+"Eh? No fear! T'that te bally swear word."
+
+"No it's not, Dicky; that's the place all right."
+
+"Oh, py korry, I no like to put t'that on te letter; te gell in te Post
+Oppis might see him."
+
+The officer whom Henare addressed laughed heartily, and said--
+
+"Your compunction is evidently due to the refining influence of Nurse
+Bouvard, eh?"
+
+"Oh, go on, you got te rat," he replied.
+
+When he was quite convinced about the Kaiser's address, Henare proceeded
+to make use of his "gift" at letter-writing for an attack on him by
+post.
+
+ To Kaiser Pilly,
+
+ Potdam.
+
+ I been come all te way from Noo Zeelan to fight te Sherman
+ soldier in Parani and make him clear outer t'this country. When
+ I come here some feller been tell me all about t'that dirty
+ trick all te Sherman been up to in Parani an Peljimi. No good
+ you say t'that all gammon, it te true talk all right. What te
+ taipo you want to make te wery big fight for? More better you
+ keep your ole Sherman soldier in Shermany--t'that te place for
+ him. Py cat, he not fit for go any more place--cept herra.
+
+ I tink you te bally ole fool you tink you goin to beat Englan.
+ No good for you try t'that game.
+
+ What about te Maori? He not too many, but py korry he te beggar
+ for the fight.
+
+ What about te Pritis Navy? He chase every ploomin Sherman ship
+ off te sea; an keep te Sherman navy in te wery safe
+ place--friten to come out.
+
+ What about te wery strong tank, an te wery quick harepeni flyin
+ about everywhere?
+
+ Py cripes, you te wery bad ole man make all te fight for
+ nothing. You goin to get lick bimeby.
+
+ What te good of t'that silly bloke you got over there--te Klown
+ Prince? he no good for te fight, only for te smoke an te peer.
+
+ Now, I tell you what we goin to do, straight. We goin to keep on
+ t'this fight till all you Sherman bloke plown up sky-high. You
+ want ter fight te Pritis; werra, py korry, you got ter fight to
+ te finish up now. No time ter stop an spit on yer hands--got to
+ keep on wid te war widout te holiday. No ploomin harmitis
+ (armistice) for te Pritis--we know t'that trick all right.
+
+ If you had enough an want ter stop te bally fight, I tell yer
+ what yer goterdo: Clear out of Parani an Peljimi, an all te
+ place where ye got no ploomin right to stop in; pay all te
+ peoples for te house an te pretty church you been burn an break
+ him down; give Englan all t'that navy which he hidin away in te
+ dark; an, t'then dont you try t'this dirty trick any more, or py
+ cripes you get wipe off te map nex time. T'this letter no te
+ humbug, he te true talk; you find that out bimeby all right. Py
+ cripes, you goin ter get it straight for the start this wery bad
+ war. You better hurry up quick an get sorry, plenty more Maori
+ boy in Noo Zeelan gettin ready to come an fight.
+
+ HENARE TIKITANU.
+
+Henare took great pains to write what he felt was a very convincing
+ultimatum--and, after much scratching out and altering, he sealed the
+letter and gave it to an airman to drop behind the German lines. The
+censor passed it with a merry laugh.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+ _VI._
+
+ A PRISONER.
+
+
+It was a great relief to Henare's troubled mind to get his letter to the
+Kaiser written, and sent off by its famous postman; in his native
+simplicity he felt that he had dealt the German Emperor a blow from
+which that old Fritz would not quickly recover. He had told him as
+plainly as possible what a Maori soldier thought of him, and that of
+course would affect the Kaiser's "_morale_."
+
+The incident also got him talked about, until his resourcefulness and
+bravery came under the notice of the authorities, with the result that
+Henare was made a Corporal; which fact he duly mentioned in a postscript
+to some of his letters--with pardonable pride.
+
+He now became more zealous and daring than ever, making quite a business
+of the war. He was turning out to be one of the best soldiers in the
+British line; an encouragement and inspiration to all about him.
+
+But his zeal and daring often nearly cost him his life, and eventually
+cost him his liberty. It happened during a most unexpected gas attack.
+Henare lingered too long, was overcome by the poisonous fumes, and was
+taken prisoner by the Germans.
+
+He was not badly gassed, so when he recovered enough to walk about he
+wanted to fight one of the guards, but a London Tommy restrained him.
+Henare appeared to be the first Maori prisoner captured by the Germans,
+for they regarded him with a good deal of interest, which he resented
+with expressions that were wasted on his captors.
+
+He soon chummed up with his fellow-prisoner--the London Tommy, who urged
+him to be less talkative, so as to avoid trouble. But, as Henare could
+not indulge in his favourite pastime of "letter writing," he persisted
+in talking to Tommy about the war. He told him wonderful stories about
+gigantic preparations on the British front, and about the inexhaustible
+resources of New Zealand.
+
+Several of the sentries understood English and Henare was listened to
+with undisguised interest. Then he was sent for, and taken between two
+guards to a German officer, who was very affable to Henare, and asked
+him several kindly and interesting questions. Had he quite recovered
+from his unfortunate "gassing"? Did he get enough to eat? Was it the
+kind of food the Maoris were used to? and so on.
+
+After this the officer told the guards to withdraw twenty paces. He then
+smiled at Henare and asked him, in broken English, whether he would like
+plenty of money and a certain amount of freedom during his stay in
+Germany.
+
+Henare grinned and said that would be "kapai."
+
+"Vell, you shust tell me some leedle tings about der English."
+
+"All right, I know plenty ting about him. What yer want ter know?"
+
+"Ah! dot is goot! Now tell me how much damage der German bombs do on
+London."
+
+"Wery bad, wery bad. Him brake down te shop, te church, te school, and
+te piccanini."
+
+"Och! anyting else?"
+
+"Yeh; kill te plenty ole woman too; my word yeh, te Zepp wery bad for
+ole Englan."
+
+"Haf England got much food?"
+
+"Not too many; only butter from Noo Zeelan."
+
+The officer made a note of that, as a most significant fact. He then
+asked:
+
+"How many soldiers vos coming from New Zealand efery mont?"
+
+"Oh, tousan an tousan. Not enuf ship yet to bring him all."
+
+"How many Maoris vos der bein trained?"
+
+"Oh, bout two million, I tink."
+
+"Gott in himmel! Are dey as big as you?"
+
+Henare grinned and said:
+
+"Oh, te Maori bigger 'n me. Me te little bloke, all right. No room for
+te big Maori on te ole troopship I came in."
+
+The German looked thoughtful, and a bit suspicious.
+
+"Are you telling me der truth?"
+
+Henare fixed his soft brown eyes on the small blue-grey eyes of his
+questioner, and said, with well-feigned indignation:
+
+"Oh, py korry, me te Sunday School poy; what for you tink me tell a
+lie?"
+
+"Vell, I will ask you von more question:
+
+"Vat do all dose big Maoris feed on?"
+
+"Oh, te Pakeha no let te Maori eat up te prisoner now, so he eat te
+poaka."
+
+"Vat is der poaka?"
+
+"Te pig, te Sher----, I mean te Noo Zeelan pig. But te Maori like te
+prisoner more better."
+
+Although the German officer was not at all satisfied with the result of
+his enquiries, he made up his mind to treat Henare well, with the object
+of getting all the information possible from him.
+
+
+
+
+ _VII._
+
+ EARNING THE V.C.
+
+
+With their usual lack of humour, the Germans fondly imagined that they
+would yet be able to get some valuable information out of the
+"unsuspecting" native of New Zealand; for he seemed so agreeable and
+talkative! Little did those self-conceited Teutons understand the
+Maoris!
+
+This being so, Henare was allowed a certain amount of liberty to ramble
+about within a given area--well behind the lines.
+
+Two weeks after his capture a most astounding thing happened--as if it
+had been long cut and dried. During a semi-bright moonlight night a
+British plane made its appearance over the camp, and was being duly
+shelled. Presently it wavered like a wounded bird, then rapidly
+descended to a spare piece of ground near where Henare rambled. Hurrying
+towards it he found that it was not "wounded," but had alighted for a
+minor but necessary adjustment. As Henare approached, the airman drew
+his revolver, but the Maori threw up his arms and cried out:
+
+"Hey! Don't shoot! Me te Pritis prisoner."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"Be the saints," came the reply, "Yez don't look much like a prisoner!
+Phat the mischief are yez doing here?"
+
+"Py korry, you better hurry up--all te Sherman looking for you. I tink
+you better take me up in te sky, too. I can ride."
+
+With that they both jumped into the plane, fixed the straps, and flew
+away. Only just in time, however, for bullets and shells soon began once
+more to liven things up. The plane dived, and swooped, and looped the
+loop until Henare thought his woolly head would drop off. They then had
+a safe run for an hour, but just as the aeroplane was crossing the
+German lines she was winged and had to descend in No-Man's-Land. Enemy
+searchlights soon discovered where they landed, and shells started to
+dance and sing all around them. The two men left the machine just before
+it was blown to pieces. They hid for awhile in a crater, until the
+welcome sound of a tank was heard. Presently she was seen lumbering
+along in the moonlight. Henare and the Irish airman made for her with
+all haste, waving their caps. The tank lurched towards them
+suspectingly, and then came to a standstill.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+When the back door opened a voice called out:
+
+"Weel naw, an' who might ye be?"
+
+The Irishman answered:
+
+"We're just lookin' for a bhuss to carry us back to the loines."
+
+"This wee cabby is no takin' passengers, but maybe ye can squeeze
+in--for its rough walkin' here."
+
+They had not travelled--or lumbered--far when the old tank tumbled
+headfirst into a deep shell-hole. With difficulty they all crawled out
+and had a good look at the undignified position of H.M.L.S. with her
+nose fast in the mud.
+
+Each one of them said a few simple words suitable to the occasion.
+Henare's contribution was--"Py cripes! she can buck worse'n te wild
+Maori hoss."
+
+There was nothing for it now but to walk. The enemy shelling became so
+fierce that the wanderers separated and dodged along--each man for
+himself--hiding here and there, and sheltering from time to time in
+large craters.
+
+Dead and dying men were lying about in all directions--giving evidence
+of recent heavy fighting. When Henare realized this, he forgot his own
+danger and set to work carrying wounded men--British and German--to the
+shelter of a crater.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Searchlights were on him nearly all the time, while bullets whistled
+past him and shells ploughed up the ground. He still pegged away at his
+noble work, until a bullet found him as he was bringing in his twentieth
+man--an English Captain. He had just managed to roll into the crater
+with his burden and then collapsed. The Red Cross picked them all up the
+next afternoon.
+
+Henare was in the hospital when he came to. He was staring wildly at the
+man in the next cot--a big, brown man, bandaged, but grinning away
+cheerfully.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Yes! it was Wiremu all right. He had finally enlisted and the military
+training had made a man of him. In a desperate battle Wiremu was badly
+wounded, and was one of the first men that Henare had carried to the
+crater.
+
+When Henare had got over the shock of meeting Wiremu, he asked after
+Kiri.
+
+"Oh, she all right Henare, when I left Noo Zealan. She no forget you.
+She te brick."
+
+And so, far into the night, the gentle murmur of musical Maori was heard
+as these two wounded heroes discussed the war, and old time quarrels,
+and Kiri's loyalty to Henare, and also the good times they themselves
+would have together in New Zealand, when the war was won.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+ _VIII._
+
+ HOME AGAIN!
+
+
+It was a very happy Maori soldier who was in London a month later,
+preparing to go before the King and receive the noble and much-coveted
+badge of V.C.
+
+When Henare left the kindly French hospital, Wiremu was getting over his
+wound,--more quickly than he wished, for he had completely fallen in
+love with Nurse Marie, and was using all the arts and devices known to
+the civilized Maori, to win the affections of that charming little angel
+of mercy.
+
+As for Henare himself, he was not again passed for active service, but
+received orders to return to New Zealand, after he had obtained the
+highest badge of honour at the hands of the King.
+
+On the day fixed for the ceremony he was all excitement. He put his
+things on wrong, and had to take them off again; lost belongings, and
+wanted to fight those that he suspected of taking them.
+
+But the most confusing time was when they were telling him how to behave
+at the ceremony and in the presence of His Majesty. He couldn't remember
+for five minutes what he had to say and do.
+
+At last he said to the officer instructing him--
+
+"Py korry, mate, I gettin' too shaky. More better you get te Wikitoria
+Cross an bring him to me--an I get home quick."
+
+"That would never do, my boy; half the honour is having the medal pinned
+on by the King himself."
+
+"My wurra, I tink you right. We better go now; King Hori he get too tire
+waitin' for us."
+
+Though still weak, Henare had lost all his nervousness when they arrived
+at Buckingham Palace grounds. He watched everything with the keenest
+interest, and did not hesitate to quaintly express his opinion about
+anything that took his fancy.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The officers felt a bit anxious when Henare showed signs of
+talkativeness as the King was pinning the V.C. on his breast, but they
+could see by His Majesty's pleasant smile that no harm was being done.
+No one could help smiling when Henare remarked to the King--
+
+"Py cripes, you got te wery fine whare here."
+
+Anyhow, the impressive ceremony passed off without a hitch, and Corporal
+Tikitanu, V.C., looked every inch a British soldier and hero--admired of
+all.
+
+The very next thing to be considered was "New Zealand" with all speed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+At last, after an absence of nearly twelve months, into which were
+crammed the experiences and feelings of years, the Maori brave returned
+to his native land, bringing with him the fame and the honours he had so
+nobly won.
+
+The wildest enthusiasm prevailed at the reception in Henare's native
+village. Maori and Pakeha customs and phrases followed one another in
+quick succession in the eager desire to express a joyous welcome.
+
+"Haeremai's" were shouted at the returned soldier boy from every quarter
+of the crowd; vigorous nose rubbing threatened to become serious, until
+it was relieved by the more European ceremony of carrying the hero
+shoulder high through the excited crowd. When they reached a
+flag-bedecked platform, Maori orators poured forth a flood of poetic
+welcome, until the women broke down and wailed their solemn tangi.
+
+As Henare stood up to reply the ground shook with the hakas and feet
+stamping. It was a real ovation that the loyal brown-boy received.
+
+For the sake of the distinguished Pakehas present, Henare spoke in
+pidgin-English. He had often heard about the great Lord Kitchener, so he
+began by saying:
+
+"Te Pritis soldier no talk too much. He te man of the do things, not
+t'talk it. T'that why I no got too much for te speech."
+
+He then thanked them all very warmly for the kind and unexpected welcome
+they had tendered him, and concluded with this:
+
+"Any bloke here want te nice soft job, no good for him go to te Sherman
+war; more better him stop home wid te mudder. But if all you big fat
+feller want to be te MAN and te decent bloke, get outer Noo Zeelan quick
+and help all your mate lick up te Sherman."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Kiri, his faithful Maori maiden, was foremost among those who welcomed
+him home; and the Rev. Honi Maki celebrated their happy wedding a week
+later.
+
+Bearing on his body the honourable scars of war, and on his breast the
+King's acknowledgment of his bravery and loyalty, Henare spent his days
+going in and out among the Waikatos and neighbouring tribes, telling
+them thrilling tales of Britain's might and honour; and showing them the
+terrible need there is for Pakeha and Maori alike to do and dare--for
+the sake of Britannia, the friend of Justice and Liberty.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+WORTHINGTON & CO., PRINTERS, ALBERT STREET, AUCKLAND--5380
+
+
+
+
+ "LETTERS FROM PRIVATE HENARE TIKITANU."
+
+ By J. C. FUSSELL.
+
+ [Illustration: PRESS OPINIONS]
+
+
+"A very humorous account of the experiences and impressions of a typical
+Maori soldier on the long journey from New Zealand to France."
+
+ --N.Z. HERALD.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"If you can't raise a smile for Private Henare there is a fissure
+somewhere in your diaphragm."... "It is a quaint and appropriate
+greeting to send to friends across the seas."
+
+ --THE SUN, Christchurch.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"The Booklet will have a large and ready sale because of its decided
+merit and originality."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"They are splendid, and just the thing for sending to the trenches."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"The letters of the Maori soldier, as he sees active service."
+
+ [Illustration: PRICE: ONE SHILLING]
+
+
+
+
+ Transcriber Notes:
+
+Passages in italics were indicated by _underscores_.
+
+Small caps were replaced with ALL CAPS.
+
+Throughout the dialogues, there were words used to mimic accents of
+the speakers. Those words were retained as-is.
+
+The illustrations have been moved so that they do not break up
+paragraphs.
+
+Errors in punctuations and inconsistent hyphenation were not corrected
+unless otherwise noted.
+
+On page 24, "villian" was replaced with "villain".
+
+On page 25, "her's" was replaced with "hers".
+
+On page 42, "H.M. L.S." was replaced with "H.M.L.S.".
+
+
+
+
+
+End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Corporal Tikitanu V.C., by J. C. Fussell
+
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