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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Patty's Suitors + +Author: Carolyn Wells + +Posting Date: May 30, 2013 [EBook #5631] +Release Date: May, 2004 +First Posted: July 26, 2002 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PATTY'S SUITORS *** + + + + +Produced by Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + + + + + + + + + +PATTY'S SUITORS + +BY CAROLYN WELLS + +Author of The Patty Books, The Marjorie Books, etc. + + +Illustrations by E.C. Caswell + + + + +CONTENTS + + I A VALENTINE PARTY + + II ON THE TELEPHONE + + III THE HEPWORTHS AT HOME + + IV A PERFECTLY GOOD JOKE + + V THREE PICTURES + + VI PRINCESS POPPYCHEEK + + VII SUITORS + + VIII A HOUSE PARTY + + IX EDDIE BELL + + X QUARANTINED + + XI MEETING IT BRAVELY + + XII A SURPRISE + + XIII SISTER BEE + + XIV KENNETH + + XV AN INVITATION + + XVI BELLE HARCOURT + + XVII MAY-DAY + +XVIII MOONLIGHT + + XIX IN THE RUNABOUT + + XX THE RIDE HOME + + + + +ILLUSTRATIONS + + "BEWARE, TAKE CARE, SHE IS FOOLING THEE" + + AFTER DINNER THE WHOLE PARTY WENT TO THE OPERA + + "NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN A CASE LIKE THAT?" + + "BILL!" SHE CRIED, "LITTLE BILLEE!" + + + + +CHAPTER I + +A VALENTINE PARTY + + +"It IS a boofy frock, isn't it, Nansome?" + +Patty craned her head over her shoulder, as she waited for her +stepmother's response, which was only, "Yes." + +"Oh, my gracious, Nan! Enthuse! Don't you know half the fun in life is +enthusiasm?" + +"What shall I say?" asked Nan, laughing. + +"Oh, say it's a peach! a hummer! a lallapaloosa!" + +"Patty, Patty! what language!" + +"Oh, yes; I forgot I meant to stop using slang. But when any one is so +lukewarm in her admiration as you are, forcible language is called for." + +"Well, it certainly is a lovely gown, and you never looked prettier. +There! since you are fishing for compliments, are you pleased now?" + +Patty was far from being conceited over her pretty face, but she +honestly liked admiration, and, indeed, she was accustomed to receive +it from all who knew her. At the present moment, she was standing +before a long mirror in her boudoir, putting the last touches to her +new party toilette. Louise, the maid, stood by, with a fur-trimmed +wrap, and Patty drew on her long gloves with a happy smile of +anticipation. + +"I just feel sure I'm going to have a good time to-night," she said; +"it's a presentiment or premonition, or whatever you call it." + +"Don't flirt too desperately," said Nan, not without cause, for pretty +Petty was by nature a coquette, and as she had many admirers she +merrily led them a dance. + +"But it's so interesting to flirt, Nancy. And the boys like it,--so why +not?" + +Why not, indeed? thought Nan. Patty's flirtations were harmless, +roguish affairs, and prompted by mischief and good nature. Patty was a +sweet, true character, and if she teased the young men a bit, it was +because of her irrepressible love of fun. + +"And this is St. Valentine's night," went on Nan, "so I suppose you +think yourself privileged to break all the hearts you can." + +"Some hearts are so brittle, it's no fun to break them," returned +Patty, carelessly, as she adjusted her headdress. + +She was going to a Valentine party, where the guests were requested to +come in appropriate costume. + +So Patty's gown was of white lace, softly draped with white chiffon. On +the modish tunic were love-knots of pale blue velvet, and a border of +tiny pink rosebuds. The head-dress, of gold filigree, was a heart +pierced by a dart; and on Patty's left shoulder, a dainty little figure +of Cupid was wobbling rather uncertainly. + +"You'll lose that little God of War," said Nan. + +"I don't care if I do," Patty answered; "he's a nuisance, anyway, but I +wanted something Valentinish, so I perched him up there. Now, good-bye, +Nancy Dancy, and I expect I'll be out pretty late." + +"I shall send Louise for you at twelve, and you must be ready then." + +"Oh, make it one. You know a Valentine party is lots of fun." + +"Well, half-past twelve," agreed Nan, "and not a minute later!" + +Then Louise wrapped Patty in a light blue evening cloak, edged with +white fur, and the happy maiden danced downstairs. + +"Good-bye, Popsy-Poppet," she cried, looking in at the library door. + +"Bless my soul! what a vision of beauty!" and Mr. Fairfield laid down +his paper to look at his pretty daughter. + +"Yes," she said, demurely, "everybody tells me I look exactly like my +father." + +"You flatter yourself!" said Nan, who had followed, and who now tucked +her hand through her husband's arm. "My Valentine is the handsomest man +in the world!" + +"Oh, you turtle-doves!" said Patty, laughing, as she ran down the steps +to the waiting motor. + +Unless going with a chaperon, Patty was always accompanied by the maid, +Louise, who either waited for her young mistress in the dressing-room +or returned for her when the party was over. + +"Shall you be late, Miss Patty?" she asked, as they reached their +destination. + +"Yes; don't wait for me, Louise. Come back about half-past twelve; I'll +be ready soon after that." + +Louise adored Patty, for she was always kind and considerate of the +servants; and she thought Louise might as well have the evening to +herself, as to be cooped up in a dressing-room. + +The party was at Marie Homer's, a new friend, with whom Patty had but +recently become acquainted. + +The Homers lived in a large apartment house, called The Wimbledon, and +it was Patty's first visit there. Miss Homer and her mother were +receiving their guests in a ballroom, and when Patty greeted them, a +large crowd had already assembled. + +"You are a true valentine, my dear," said Mrs. Homer, looking +admiringly at Patty's garlanded gown. + +"And this is a true Valentine party," said Patty, as she noted the +decorations of red hearts and gold darts, with Cupids of wax or bisque, +here and there among the floral ornaments. + +Marie Homer, who was a pretty brunette, wore a dress of scarlet and +gold, trimmed with hearts and arrows. + +"I'm so glad to have you here," she said to Patty; "for now I know my +party will be a success." + +"I'm sure your parties always are," returned Patty, kindly, for Marie +was a shy sort of girl, and Patty was glad to encourage her. + +As soon as the guests had all arrived St. Valentine appeared in the +doorway. + +It was Mr. Homer, but he was scarcely recognisable in his garb of the +good old Saint. + +He wore a red gown, trimmed with ermine, and a long white beard and wig. + +He carried an enormous letter-bag, from which he distributed valentines +to all. They were of the old-fashioned lace paper variety, and +beautiful of their kind. + +Mrs. Homer explained that on the valentine of every young man was a +question, and the girl whose valentine had an answer to rhyme with it, +was his partner for the first dance. + +The young men were requested to read their valentines aloud in turn, +and the girls to read their responsive answers. + +This proceeding caused much hilarity, for the lines were exceedingly +sentimental, and often affectionate. + +When it was Roger Farrington's turn, he read out boldly: + + "Where's the girl I love the best?" + +and Marie Homer, who chanced to hold the rhyming valentine, whispered, +shyly: + + "I am sweeter than the rest!" + +"You are, indeed!" said Roger, as he offered his arm with his +courtliest bow. + +Then Kenneth Harper read: + + "Who's the fairest girl of all?" + +and Mona Galbraith read, with twinkling eyes: + + "I'll respond to that sweet call!" + +Then it was Philip Van Reypen's turn. He glanced at his valentine, and +asked: + + "Who's a roguish little elf?" + +Everybody laughed when a tall, serious-faced girl responded: + + "I guess I am that, myself!" + +It was toward the last that Clifford Morse asked: + + "Who's the dearest girl I know?" + +and as Patty's line rhymed, she said, demurely: + + "Guess I am,--if YOU think so!" + +"I'm in luck," said Clifford, as he led her to the dance. "You're such +a belle, Patty Fairfield, that I seldom get a whole dance with you." + +"Faint heart never won fair lady," laughed Patty, shaking her fan at +him. "I always accept invitations." + +"Accept mine, then, for the next dance," said Philip Van Reypen, who +overheard her words as he was passing. + +"No programmes to-night," returned Patty, smiling at him. "Ask me at +dance time." + +As no dances could be engaged ahead, except verbally, Patty was +besieged by partners for every dance. + +"Oh, dear," she cried, as, at the fourth dance, five or six eager young +men were bowing before her; "what shall I do? I'd have to be a +centipede to dance with you all! And I can't divide one dance into six +parts. And I can't CHOOSE,-that would be TOO embarrassing! Let's draw +lots. Lend me a coin, somebody." + +"Here you are," said Van Reypen, handing her a bright quarter. + +Patty took it, and put both hands behind her. + +"You may try first, Phil, because you put up the capital. Right or +left?" + +"Right," said Philip, promptly. + +Patty gaily brought her hands into view, and the quarter lay in her +left palm. + +"Next!" she said; "Mr. Downing." + +"Left," chose that young man, as Patty again concealed her hands. + +But that time she showed the coin in her right hand. + +"My turn now," said Ken Harper, "AND, you'll please keep your hands in +front of you! You don't do it right." + +"Do you mean that I cheat?" cried Patty, in pretended rage. + +"Oh, no, no! nothing like that! Only, this game is always played with +the fists in view." + +So Patty held her little gloved fists in front of her, while Kenneth +chose. + +"Right!" he said, and her right hand slowly opened and showed the +shining coin. + +"Were you going to take me, anyway?" asked Kenneth, as they walked off +together. "And why did you turn down poor Van Reypen? He was awfully +cut up." + +"Ken Harper, do you mean to insinuate that I didn't play fair?" + +"Yes, my lady, just that. Oh, cheating never prospers. You have to put +up with me, you see!" + +"I might do worse," and Patty flashed him a saucy glance. + +"I wish you meant that." + +"Oh, I do! I DO, Ken. Truly, there are lots of worse people than you in +the world." + +"Who?" + +"Well,--there's Eddie Perkins." + +"Oh, Patty! that fop! Well, I'll bet you can't think of another." + +"No; I can't." + +"Patty, how dare you! Then you'll sit right here until you can." + +Laughingly Kenneth stopped dancing, and led Patty to an alcove where +there were a few chairs. As they sat down, Philip Van Reypen came +toward them. + +"Oh, Ken," Patty cried, "I've thought of a man worse than you are! Oh, +EVER so much worse! Here he is! And I simply adore bad men, so I'm +going to dance with him." + +Naughty Patty went dancing off with Van Reypen, and Ken looked after +them, a little crestfallen. + +"But," he thought, "there's no use being angry or even annoyed at that +butterfly of a girl. She doesn't mean anything anyway. Some day, she'll +wake up and be serious, but now she's only a little bundle of +frivolity." + +Kenneth had been friends with Patty for many years; far longer than any +of her other young men acquaintances. He was honestly fond of her, and +had a dawning hope that some time they might be more than friends. But +he was a slow-going chap, and he was inclined to wait until he had a +little more to offer, before he should woo the pretty butterfly. + +And, too, Patty would never listen to a word of that sort of thing. She +had often proclaimed in his hearing, that she intended to enjoy several +years of gay society pleasures, before she would be engaged to any one. + +So Kenneth idly watched her, as she circled the room with Van Reypen, +and took himself off to find another partner. + +"Oh, Valentine, fair Valentine," said Van Reypen to Patty, as they +danced. + +"Wilt thou be mine, and I'lt be thine," returned Patty, in mocking +sing-song tones. + +"Forever may our hearts entwine," improvised Philip, in tune to the +music. + +"Like chickwood round a punkin-vine," Patty finished. + +"Pshaw, that's not sentimental. You should have said, Like sturdy oak +and clinging vine." + +"But I'm not sentimental. Who could be in a crowded ballroom, in a +glare of light, and in a mad dance?" + +"What conditions would make you feel sentimental?" + +"Why,--let me see. Moonlight,--on a balcony,--with the right man." + +"I'm the right man, all right,--and you know it. And if I'm not greatly +mistaken, here's moonlight and a balcony!" + +Sure enough, a long French window had been set slightly ajar to cool +the overheated room, and almost before she knew it, Patty was whisked +outside. + +"Oh, Philip! Don't! you mustn't! I'll take cold. I ought to have +something around me." + +"You have," said Van Reypen, calmly, and as he had not yet released her +from the dance he held his arms lightly round her shoulders. + +Patty was angry. She knew Philip loved her,--several times he had asked +her to marry him,--but this was taking an unfair advantage. + +The February wind itself was not colder than the manner with which she +drew away from him, and stepped back into the ballroom. + +"My dear, my dear," exclaimed Mrs. Homer, who chanced to be near, "how +imprudent! You should not go out without a wrap." + +"I know it, Mrs. Homer," and Patty looked so sweetly penitent that her +hostess could but smile at her. "But, truly, I just stepped out a +single second to get a tiny breath of air. The room IS warm, isn't it? +May I stay here by you a few moments?" + +"Yes, indeed," and Mrs. Homer drew the girl down beside her on the +sofa. "You're not robust, my child, and you mustn't run foolish risks." + +"You're quite right, and I won't do it again. But on a night not quite +so cold, that balcony, flooded with moonlight, must be a romantic spot." + +"It is, indeed," said Mrs. Homer, smiling. "My young people think so; +and I hope you will have many opportunities in the future to see it for +yourself." + +"Your young people? Have you other children besides Marie?" + +"Yes; I have a daughter who is away at boarding-school. And, also, I +have a nephew, whose home is in this same building." + +"Is he here to-night?" + +"No; Kit hates dances. Of course, that's because he doesn't dance +himself. He's a musician." + +"Kit? What a funny name." + +"It's Christopher, really, Christopher Cameron; but he's such a +happy-go-lucky sort of chap, we naturally call him Kit." + +"I think I should like him," said Patty. "Would he like me?" + +"No," said Mrs. Homer, her eyes twinkling at Patty's look of amazement. +"He detests girls. Even my daughters, his cousins, are nuisances, he +says. Still he likes to come down here and sit on my balcony, and tease +them. He lives with his parents in the apartment just above us." + +"He sounds an interesting youth," said Patty, and then, as Roger came +up and asked her for a dance, she promptly forgot the musical nephew. + +At supper-time, Patty's crowd of intimates gathered around her, and +they occupied a pleasant corner of the dining-room. + +"What'll you have, Patsums?" asked Roger, as a waiter brought a tray +full of dainty viands. + +"Sandwiches and bouillon," said Patty, promptly; "I'm honestly hungry." + +"The result of exercise in the open air," murmured Philip Van Reypen, +as he took a seat directly behind her. + +Patty gave an involuntary giggle, and then turned upon Philip what she +meant to be an icy glare. He grinned back at her, which made her +furious, and she deliberately and ostentatiously ignored him. + +"Hello, you two on the outs?" inquired Kenneth, casually. + +"Oh, no!" said Philip, with emphasis; "far from it!" + +So, as Patty found it impossible to snub such cheerfulness, she +concluded to forgive and forget. + +"There's something doing after supper," remarked Roger. "Miss Homer +dropped a hint, and even now they're fixing something in the ballroom." + +"What can it be?" said Elise, craning her neck to see through a doorway. + +"It's a game," said Marie Homer, who had just joined the group. "I told +mother, you all considered yourselves too grown-up for games, but she +said she didn't want to have the whole evening given over to dancing. +So you will play it, won't you?" + +"Sure we will!" declared Kenneth, who admired the shy little girl. + +Marie was new in their set, but they all liked her. She was timid only +because she felt unacquainted, and the good-natured crowd did all they +could to put her at ease. + +"Games!" exclaimed Philip; "why, I just love 'em! I'll play it, +whatever it is." + +"I too," said Patty. "It will be a jolly change from dancing." + + + + +CHAPTER II + +ON THE TELEPHONE + + +When the young people returned to the ballroom, it presented a +decidedly changed appearance. Instead of an interior scene, it was a +winter landscape. + +The floor was covered with snow-white canvas, not laid on smoothly, but +rumpled over bumps and hillocks, like a real snow field. The numerous +palms and evergreens that had decorated the room, were powdered with +flour and strewn with tufts of cotton, like snow. Also diamond dust had +been lightly sprinkled on them, and glittering crystal icicles hung +from the branches. + +At each end of the room, on the wall, hung a beautiful bear-skin rug. + +These rugs were for prizes, one for the girls and one for the boys. And +this was the game. + +The girls were gathered at one end of the room and the boys at the +other, and one end was called the North Pole, and the other the South +Pole. Each player was given a small flag which they were to plant on +reaching the Pole. + +This would have been an easy matter, but each traveller was obliged to +wear snowshoes. These were not the real thing, but smaller affairs made +of pasteboard. But when they were tied on, the wearer felt clumsy +indeed, and many of the girls declared they could not walk in them at +all. And in addition each one was blindfolded. + +However, everybody made an attempt, and at a given signal the young +people started from their opposite ends of the room and endeavoured to +make progress toward the goal as they blindly stumbled along. + +Patty concluded to move very slowly, thinking this the surest way to +make a successful trip. So she scuffled along among the other laughing +girls, now and then stumbling over a hillock, which was really a +hassock or a sofa cushion under the white floor covering. It was great +fun, and the girls cheered each other on as they pursued their blinded +way. And then about midway of the room they met the boys coming toward +them. Then there was scrambling, indeed, as the explorers tried to get +out of each other's way and follow their own routes. + +It was a very long room, and Patty hadn't gone much more than halfway, +when she concluded to give up the race as being too tiresome. She made +her way to the side of the room, and reaching the wall she took off her +blinding handkerchief and kicked off the snowshoes. To her great +surprise she found that many of the other girls and some of the boys +had done the same thing, and not half of the original contestants were +still in the race. And, indeed, it proved to be much greater fun to +watch those who were still blindly groping along, than to stay in the +game. + +At last the game was concluded, as Roger Farrington proudly planted his +flag at the very spot that designated the North Pole, and not long +after, Clementine Morse succeeded in safely reaching the South Pole. So +the beautiful rugs were given to these two as prizes, and every one +agreed that they had earned them. + +Then, amid much laughter, everybody was unblindfolded, and they all sat +around on the snow mounds waiting for the next game. + +A big snow man was brought in and set in the centre of the room. Of +course it was not real snow, but made of white plaster, gleaming all +over with diamond dust. But it was the traditional type of snow man, +with a top hat on, and grotesque features. + +In the mouth of the figure was a cigarette, and each guest was +presented with a few snowballs, made of cotton wool. The game was to +knock the cigarette from the snow man's mouth with one of the snowballs. + +Of course the cigarette was so arranged that the lightest touch of a +ball would dislodge it, and as one cigarette was displaced, Mr. Homer +supplied another. + +The guests had been divided into two parties, and each side strove to +collect the greater number of cigarettes. + +Some balls flew very wide of the mark, while others with unerring aim +would hit a cigarette squarely. + +The game caused great hilarity, and everybody was anxious to throw +balls. They threw in turn, each having three balls at a time. + +Patty was especially deft at this, and with true aim succeeded several +times. + +Then when they tired of this play, a few more dances followed before it +was time to go home. + +Some attendants came in and whisked away the snow hillocks and floor +covering, leaving the ballroom once again in order for dancing. + +"Makes me feel young again, to play those kiddy games," said Kenneth, +as he was dancing with Patty. + +"I like them," returned Patty; "I hate to think that my childhood is +over, and I love games of any kind." + +"Your childhood will never be over," returned Kenneth; "I think you are +the incarnation of youth, and always will be." + +"I'm not so much younger than you." + +"Five years,--that's a long time at our age. By the way, when are the +Hepworths coming home?" + +"Next week; and we're planning the loveliest reception for them. You +know their apartment is all ready, and we're going to have just a few +people to supper there, the night they return." + +"Shall I be one of the few?" + +"Well, rather! The best man at the wedding must surely be at the +home-coming. Doesn't it seem funny to think of Christine as mistress of +her own home? She'll be perfectly lovely, I know. My goodness gracious! +Ken, what time is it? I'm afraid I'm staying too late. I promised Nan +I'd leave at half-past twelve." + +"It's not much more than that. Can't you stay for another dance?" + +"No, I can't possibly. I must run right away, or my motor car will turn +into a pumpkin, and Louise into a white mouse. Take me to Mrs. Homer, +please, and I will say good-night to her." + +But as they crossed the room, they met Van Reypen coming toward them. + +"Our dance, I think," he said, coolly, as he took Patty's hand. + +The music had just started, and its beautiful rhythm was too tempting +for Patty to resist. + +"I'm just on my way home," she said, "but we'll go around the room +once, and then I must go." + +"Once indeed!" said Philip, gaily; "we won't stop until the music does." + +"Yes, we will; I must go now," but somehow or other they circled the +room several times. Patty loved dancing, and Philip was one of the best +of partners. + +But at last she laughingly protested that she really must go home, and +they went together to say good-night to their hostess. And then Patty +said good-night to Philip, and ran away to the dressing-room, where +Louise was patiently waiting for her. + +And soon, muffled up in her furs, they were rapidly spinning along +toward home. + +"I didn't keep you waiting very long, did I, Louise?" said Patty, +kindly. + +"No, Miss Patty, you're right on time. I expect you would have liked to +stay longer." + +"Yes, I should, but I promised Mrs. Fairfield not to." + +When at last Patty reached her own little boudoir, she declared she was +more tired than she had realised. So Louise took off her pretty frock, +and Patty sat in her blue silk dressing gown while the maid brushed her +hair. Then she brought her a cup of hot milk, and left her for the +night. + +Patty wasn't sleepy, and she dawdled around her room, now and then +sipping the milk, and then looking over her engagements for the next +day. + +"Oh," she thought, suddenly, "I've left my fan at the party. I'm sorry, +for it's my pet fan. Of course it will be safe there, but I think I'll +telephone Marie to look it up and put it away." + +Knowing that the Homers would not yet have retired, Patty picked up her +telephone and called the number. + +A masculine voice gave back a cheery "Hello!" + +"Is this Mr. Homer?" said Patty. + +"No, indeed. I'm Kit Cameron. Who are you, please?" + +"Isn't this The Wimbledon apartment house?" + +"It sure is." + +"Isn't this 6483?" + +"No, it's 6843. Please tell me who you are?" + +A spirit of mischief entered into Patty. She knew this must be Marie +Homer's cousin, who lived on the floor above the Homers, and who, Mrs. +Homer had said, detested girls. + +"But I have the wrong number," she said. "I didn't mean to call you." + +"But since you did call me, you must tell me who you are." + +"I'm a captive princess," said Patty, in rather a melancholy tone. "I'm +imprisoned in the dungeon of a castle." + +"How awful! May I get a squad of soldiers and come to your rescue, oh, +fair lady?" + +"Nay, nay, Sir Knight; and anyway you do not know that I am a fair +lady." + +"Your voice tells me that. Surely such musical tones could belong only +to the most beautiful princess in the world." + +"Oh, yes, I am THAT," and Patty laughed, roguishly; "but a well-behaved +princess would not be talking to a strange man. So I must say good-bye." + +"Oh, no, no! wait a minute; you haven't told me your name yet." + +"And I don't intend to. You detest girls, anyway." + +"Yes, I always have, but you see I never met a princess before." + +"You haven't met me yet." + +"But I shall! Don't make any mistake about that." + +"How can you? I'm going to ring off now, and you have no way of tracing +me." + +"I can find out from Central." + +"No, you can't." + +"Why can't I?" + +"Because I forbid you to do so." + +"All right; then I can't find out that way, but I'll find out some +other way. I'll go on a quest." + +"Goodness, what is a quest?" + +"Oh, it just means that I henceforth devote my whole life to finding +you." + +"But you can't find me, when you don't know my name." + +"I'll make up a name for you. I'll call you Princess Poppycheek." + +"How could you guess I'm a brunette?" + +"I can tell it from your voice. You have snapping black eyes and dark +curly hair, and the reddest of red cheeks." + +"Exactly right!" exclaimed Patty, giggling to think how far this +description was from her blonde pink-and-white type. + +"I knew it was right!" exclaimed the voice, exultantly; "and I shall +find you very soon." + +"Then I shall await your coming with interest. You prefer brunettes, do +you?" + +"Well, as a matter of fact, I have always admired blondes more, but I'm +quite willing to change my tastes for you. Do you sing?" + +For answer, Patty sang softly into the telephone, the little song of +"Beware, take care, she is fooling thee." + +Although she did little more than hum it, Mr. Cameron was greatly +impressed with her voice. + +"By jove!" he exclaimed. "You CAN sing! Now, I can find you easily. +There are not many voices like that in this wicked world." + +"Do you sing yourself? But I don't want to know, I haven't the least +interest in a stranger, and besides, I'm going to ring off now." + +"Oh, wait a minute! I don't sing, but I do something better. Don't ring +off, just listen a minute." + +Patty listened, and in a moment she heard a violin played softly. It +was played by a master hand, and she heard an exquisite rendition of +the "Spring Song." + +"Beautiful!" she exclaimed, as the last notes died away, and then +suddenly realising that she herself was acting in a most unconventional +manner, she said abruptly, "Thank you; good-bye," and quickly hung up +her receiver. + +For some time she sat thinking about it. Curled up in a big easy chair, +her blue silk boudoir gown trailing around her, she sat giggling over +her escapade. + +"It's all right," she assured herself, "for of course I know who he is, +though he doesn't know me. He is Mrs. Homer's nephew, so it's just the +same as if I had met him properly. And, anyhow, he hasn't an idea who I +am, and he never can find out from the description he has of me!" + +Still giggling over the episode, Patty went to bed and to sleep. + +The next morning, as she thought it over, she realised that she hadn't +succeeded in securing her fan, and she determined to go around and see +Marie that afternoon, and get it. + +So that afternoon she went to make her call. + +"It was a beautiful party," she said to Marie, as the two girls chatted +together. "I love games for a change from dancing, and the games you +had were so novel." + +"I'm glad to hear you say that," said Marie, "for I was afraid they +would seem too childish." + +"No, indeed," returned Patty; "and now put on your hat and come out +with me for a little while. I'm going to a picture exhibition, and I'd +love to have you go too. But first, did I leave my fan here last +evening?" + +"There was a beautiful fan left here,--an Empire fan. Is this yours?" + +Marie produced the fan and Patty recognised it as her own. + +"But I can't go this afternoon," said Marie, "because Cousin Kit is +coming down to practise some new music. Won't you stay and hear him +play? He is really a very good violinist." + +Patty considered. She rather wanted to meet this young man, but she was +afraid he would think her forward. So after a little further chat, she +rose, saying she must go. And it was just as she was going out that Mr. +Cameron came in, with his violin under his arm. + +Patty was obliged to pause a moment, as Marie presented her cousin, but +the young man, though courteous, showed no interest whatever in Miss +Fairfield. Patty's pretty face was almost invisible through her motor +veil, and as Mr. Cameron had no idea that she was the girl who had +talked to him the night before, and as he really had no interest in +girls in general, he merely made a very polite bow and went directly +toward the piano. + +"I wish you'd stay and hear some music," said Marie, but Patty only +murmured a refusal, not wanting Mr. Cameron to hear her voice, lest he +recognise it. + +He was an attractive looking man of fine physique and handsome face, +but he looked extremely dignified and not very good-natured. + +"All musicians are cross," Patty thought to herself as she went down in +the elevator, "and I wasn't going to have that man think that I went +around to Marie's to see him!" + +She decided to call for Elise to go to the art gallery with her, and +she found that young woman ready and glad to go. + +"I hadn't a thing to do this afternoon," said Elise, as they started +off, "and I love to go anywhere with you, Patty. Shall we have a cup of +tea afterwards?" + +And so it was after they had seen the pictures, and as they were +sitting in a cosy little tea-room, that Elise said suddenly: + +"Do you know Mr. Cameron? He's a cousin of Marie Homer's." + +"I don't know him," said Patty, smiling, "but I've been introduced to +him. Just as I was leaving Marie's to-day, he came in. But he was very +abstracted in his manner. He merely bowed, and without a word he went +straight on to the piano and began fussing with his music." + +"You were just leaving, anyway?" + +"Yes; but I would have remained a few moments, if he had been more +sociable. But, of course, I couldn't insist on his talking to me, if he +didn't want to." + +"He doesn't like girls," said Elise, but as she spoke she smiled in a +self-conscious way. + +"So I've heard," said Patty, smiling herself. "He seems young to be +what they call a woman-hater. I thought only old bachelors were that. +Well, he has no interest for me. There are plenty of boys in our own +set." + +"Don't you tell, if I tell you something," and now Elise looked +decidedly important. + +"What is it? I won't tell." + +"Well, it's the funniest thing! That Mr. Cameron wants to meet me, +though he never has seen me." + +"What!" exclaimed Patty, in astonishment. "Why does he want to meet +you?" + +"I don't know, I'm sure. But he was at Marie's this morning, and asked +her if she knew any girl who was gay and merry and had a sweet voice, +and had dark hair and eyes and rosy cheeks. And Marie says she knows he +means me, and I think he does too! Isn't it exciting?" + +"Yes," said Patty, drily. "But you don't sing much, Elise." + +"Oh, of course I don't sing like you do, but I have a fairly decent +voice." + +"But how mysterious it is. What does he know about you?" + +"I don't know. It IS mysterious. He wouldn't tell Marie anything except +that he wanted to know the name of the girl he described; and he said +she must be friendly enough with Marie to call her up on the telephone +in the middle of the night." + +"But did you do that?" asked Patty, who was really shaking with +laughter. + +"Yes; I called her up last night after I got home from the party, +because I'd left my spangled scarf there, and I wanted her to put it +away safely for me." + +"I always leave things at a party, too," said Patty, looking innocent. +"I left my fan at Marie's last night. So I went there to-day and got +it." + +"Well, I thought I'd better telephone, for so many girls leave things +and they get scattered or lost." + +"Well, what did your telephoning have to do with Mr. Cameron?" + +"I don't know; that's the queer part of it. Perhaps the wires were +crossed and he heard me talking." + +"H'm," said Patty, "perhaps he did. When are you going to meet him, +Elise?" + +"I don't know; but Marie says she'll have a few friends to tea some day +soon, and she'll ask him. She says it'll have to be a very small tea, +because he hates to meet people." + +"Why doesn't she have just you two? I think it would be more romantic." + +"Oh, nonsense. This isn't romance. I think Mr. Cameron is a freak, +anyway. But it's all amusing, and I hope you'll be at the tea, +yourself, Patty." + +"I will if I'm asked," said Patty. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +THE HEPWORTHS AT HOME + + +It was the day of Christine's home-coming, and Patty was busy as a bee +preparing for the great event. The pretty apartment where the Hepworths +were to live was all furnished and equipped, but Patty was looking +after the dainty appointments of a party. + +Not a large party, only about a dozen of their own set. Nan was there, +too, and Elise Farrington, and they were arranging flowers in bowls and +jars and vases, till the rooms were a bower of blossoms. + +"What time will they arrive?" said Elise. + +"We expected them about six o'clock," returned Patty; "but I had a +telegram, and their train is delayed, so they can't get here until +nine. So I want the party all assembled when they come. It's five now, +and everything's about done, so we can scoot home and get some dinner +and get dressed, and be back here before they arrive. I'll be here by +half-past eight, for the caterers are coming then, and I want to see +about the table." + +So they all went home to dress, and before half-past eight Patty was +back again. + +There were two maids already installed, but Patty found plenty to do in +superintending matters, and she hadn't much more than completed the +decorations of the table, when the guests began to come. + +"Isn't the apartment lovely?" exclaimed Mona Galbraith, as she went +through the rooms. "This music-room, or living-room, or whatever you +call it, is just dear! Who selected the furnishings?" + +"Oh, Mr. Hepworth and Christine," said Patty; "two artists, you know; +of course the rooms ought to be beautiful. It is a lovely place, and +just the right setting for that darling of a Christine." + +The whole merry crowd were assembled in the living-room, when the bride +and groom arrived. A shout of welcome went up from the young people, +and Christine was smothered in girlish embraces, while the men +vigorously shook Mr. Hepworth's hand, or clapped him on the shoulder, +in their masculine way of congratulation. + +Christine looked very sweet and smiling, in a pretty travelling gown, +but Patty carried her off at once and insisted that she get into a +house gown. + +"The idea," said Patty, "of a hostess in a high-collared frock and all +her guests in evening dress!" + +So Christine quickly changed to a little chiffon gown of pale green and +Patty tucked a pink rose in her hair and some more in her belt. + +"Now you look like a bride," said Patty, nodding approval at her, and +leading her to a mirror; "look at that vision of beauty! Aren't you +glad I made you change?" + +"Yes, ma'am," said Christine, in mock humility; "it's much better so." + +The evening was a merry one. They danced and they sang and they chatted +and finally they had the delightful supper that Patty had ordered. + +Christine, blushing prettily, took the head of the table, while Gilbert +Hepworth, with a proud air of proprietorship, sat at the other end. + +Patty, as guest of honour, sat at the right hand of her host. + +"It has always been my aspiration," she said, with a beaming smile at +Christine, "to have a married friend to visit. I warn you, Christine, I +shall spend most of my time here. There's one little nook of a bedroom +I claim as my own and I expect to occupy it very frequently. And, +besides, I have to give you lessons in housekeeping. You're a great +artist, I know, but you must learn to do lots of other things beside +paint." + +"I wish you would, Patty," and the little bride looked very much in +earnest; "I truly want to keep house, but being an artist and a +Southern girl both, I don't believe I'm very capable." + +"You're a blessed dear, that's what YOU are"; and Patty turned to +Hepworth, saying, "Isn't she?" + +"Yes, indeed," he returned; "I've only just begun to realise the +beautiful qualities in her nature. And it is to you, Patty, that I owe +my happiness. I shall never forget what you did in order that Christine +might come to New York." + +"And now we are surprised at the result," said Patty, who never could +be serious for long at a time. "Come on, people, you've had enough +supper, let's have one more dance and then we must go home and leave +these turtledoves to their own nest." + +But the one dance proved to mean several, until at last Patty said, +"This will never do! Christine is all tired out, and as the +superintendent of this party I order you all to go home at once." + +The others laughingly agreed, except Philip Van Reypen, who came near +Patty and murmured, "You haven't danced with me once to-night, and +you've been awful cruel to me lately, anyway. Now let us have one more +dance in honour of the bride's home-coming." + +"No," said Patty, firmly, "not another dance to-night." + +"Just a part of one, then," begged Philip; but Patty was inexorable. + +And so the merry crowd dispersed, Patty lingering a moment to give +Christine a good-night kiss and wish her every blessing and happiness +in her new home. + +"And I have you to thank for it all, Patty dear," said Christine, her +blue eyes looking lovingly into Patty's own. + +"Nonsense, thank your own sweet self. You well deserve the happiness +that has come to you. And now good-night, dear; I'll be over some time +to-morrow." + +The laughing group went away, and as it had been planned, Mona took +Patty home in her car. + +"I wish you'd go on home with me, Patsy," said Mona, as they rolled +along toward Patty's house. + +"Can't possibly do it. I've a thousand and one things to look after +to-morrow morning." + +"But it isn't late; really it's awfully early. And I'll send you home +early to-morrow morning." + +"No, I mustn't, really, Mona. I have to look after some things for the +Happy Saturday Club, which it won't do to neglect. And I want to run +over to Christine's to-morrow morning, too. I have some things to take +to her." + +"Do you know, Patty, I think they're an awfully humdrum couple." + +"Who? The Hepworths? Oh, I don't think humdrum is the right +word,--they're just serious-minded." + +"But Mr. Hepworth is so old and prosy, and Christine seems to me just a +little nonentity." + +"Now, Mona, that isn't fair. Just because you are a frivolous-headed +butterfly of fashion, you oughtn't to disdain people who happen to have +one or two ideas in their heads." + +"Well, the only ideas they have are about pictures." + +"Pictures are good ideas." + +"Yes, good enough, of course. But there's no fun in them." + +"That's the whole trouble with the Hepworths. They haven't any fun in +them. Neither of them has a sense of humour. But that's good, too; for +if one had and the other hadn't, they'd be miserable for life. But as +it is they don't know what they miss." + +"No, they don't. Patty, don't ever marry a man without a sense of +humour." + +"Trust your Aunt Patty for that. But I don't propose to marry anybody." + +"Of course not; he'd propose to you." + +"Funny Mona! Don't let your sense of humour run away with you. Well, +this facetious 'he' that you conjured up in your imagination may +propose all he likes; I sha'n't accept him,--at least not for many +years. I mean to have a lot of fun before I get engaged. Can you +imagine me settled down in a little apartment like Christine's, +devoting myself to domestic duties?" + +"No; but I can fancy you married to a millionaire with two or three +country houses and yachts and all sorts of things." + +"Good gracious, Mona. I don't aspire to all that! Just because YOU're a +millionairess, yourself, you needn't think everybody else longs for +untold wealth. After I get pretty well along in years,--I think I shall +marry a college professor, or a great scientist. I do love brainy men." + +"Well, there are no brainy men in our set." + +"Oh, Mona, what a libel! Our boys,--somehow I never can think of them +as men,--are quite brainy enough for their age. And at the present day, +I'd rather have fun with Ken or Roger, just talking foolishness, than +to discourse with this wise professor I'm talking about. But of course, +I wouldn't marry Ken or Roger even if they wanted me to, which they +don't." + +"Oh, yes, they do, Patty; everybody wants to marry you." + +"Don't be a goose, Mona; you know perfectly well that Roger is over +head and ears in love with you. Of course, I'm mortally jealous, for he +was my friend first, and you stole him away from me. But I'll forgive +you if you'll let up on this foolish subject and talk about something +interesting." + +"I will, Patty, if you'll tell me one thing. Don't you like Mr. Van +Reypen very much?" + +"Phil Van Reypen? Of course I do! I adore him,--I worship the ground he +walks on! I think he's the dearest, sweetest chap I ever knew!" + +"Would you marry him?" + +"Not on your life! Excuse my French, Mona, but you do make me tired! +NOW will you be good? We're nearly home and I had a lot of things I +wanted to ask you, and here you've been and went and gone and wasted +all our time! Foolish girl! Here we are at my house, and I thank you, +kind lady, for bringing me safely home. If you'll let your statuesque +footman see me in at my own door, I'll promise to dream of you all +night." + +The girls exchanged affectionate good-nights, and Patty ran up the +steps and Louise let her in. + +"Nobody home?" asked Patty, noting the dim lights in the rooms. + +"No, Miss Patty," answered Louise, "Mr. and Mrs. Fairfield are not in +yet." + +"Well, I'm not a bit sleepy, Louise, and I'm not going to bed now. I +shall stay in the library for awhile,--perhaps until they come home." + +Louise took Patty's wraps and went away, and Patty wandered around the +library selecting a book to read. The girl was a light sleeper, and she +often liked to read a while before retiring. + +But after she had selected a book and arranged a cosy corner in a big +easy-chair by a reading light, she still sat idle, with her book +unopened. + +"I don't feel a bit like reading," she thought to herself; "I do hate +to come home from a party so early. Of course I could write some +letters, but I don't feel like that, either. I feel like doing +something frisky." + +She jumped up and turned on more lights. Then, chancing to see herself +in the long mirror, she bowed profoundly to the pretty reflected +figure, saying: "Good-evening, Miss Fairfield, how well you're looking +this evening. Won't you sing a little for us?" + +Then she danced into the music-room, and sitting down at the piano, +sang a gay little song. + +Then she sang another, and then looking over some old music she came +across the little song, "Beware," that she had sung over the telephone +to Kit Cameron. Naturally her thoughts turned to that young man, whom +she had almost forgotten, and she wondered if he had met Elise yet. + +"That was quite a jolly little escapade," she said to herself; "that +young man certainly thought I was a little black-eyed beauty, and when +he does see Elise, of course he'll think she's the one. I believe I'll +call him up and mystify him a little more. It's all right, because I've +really been introduced to him, and if he doesn't remember me, _I_ can't +help it! Probably he'll be out anyway; but I'll have a try at it." + +Returning to the library, Patty sat down at the telephone and called up +Mr. Cameron's number. + +His own gay, cheery self answered "Hello," and Patty said in a shy +little voice, "Is this you, Mr. Cameron?" + +"Bless my soul! if it isn't my fair Unknown, again!" + +"Why do you call me, fair, when you know I'm dark?" + +"Oh, fair in this case means bewitching and lovely. It doesn't stand +for tow hair and light blue eyes! and neither do I!" + +"But you said you liked blondes." + +"I used to, before I knew you." + +"But you don't know me." + +"Oh, but I do! I know you a whole heap better than lots of people who +have seen you. There's something in a telephone conversation that +discloses the real inner nature. It was dear of you to call me up +to-night. You don't know how it pleases me!" + +"Oh, I didn't do it to please you. But I'm all alone in my dungeon +tower--" + +"Wait a minute; what IS a dungeon tower?" + +"Oh, don't quibble. Anyway, I'm all alone, and I simply had to have +some one to speak to." + +"How did you know I'd be here?" + +"Be there! Why, I assumed that you sat at your telephone every evening, +waiting to see if I would call you!" + +"You little rascal! That's exactly what I have done, but I don't see +how you knew it. Are you still a captive princess?" + +"Yes; they keep me on bread and water, and not very much of that." + +"Couldn't I come and try to liberate you?" + +"No, Sir Knight. Alas, you would but be captured yourself." + +"But to be captured in such a cause, would be a glorious fate!" + +"Oh, aren't you romantic! I really wish it were the Fifteenth Century, +and you could come on a dashing charger, and rescue me with a rope +ladder! I'm simply dying for an escapade!" + +"All right; I'll be there in a few minutes!" + +"No, no! it's just five centuries too late. Now, one can only meet +people in humdrum drawing-rooms." + +"And do you think there's no romance left in the world?" + +"_I_ can't find any." Naughty Patty put a most pathetic inflection in +her voice, which touched Mr. Cameron's heart. + +"Look here, my lady," he said, "there IS romance left in this old +world, and we're IT! Now, this telephoning is all very well, but I'm +determined to meet you face to face. And that before long, too." + +"Oh, you've been making inquiries about me. You know I forbade that." + +"No, you didn't; you only said I mustn't ask Central who telephoned. +There was surely no harm in asking my cousin who called her up the +other night. And very naturally she told me. So she's going to be the +Fairy Godmother who will bring us together by the touch of her magic +wand." + +"Oh, if you know who I am, the fun is all gone out of our escapade!" + +"Not at all; the fun is only about to begin." + +"Then Marie did tell you all about me?" And Patty's tones betokened +disappointment. + +"She didn't need to tell me much about you. She told me your name, and +the rest I want to know about you, I either know already or I shall +learn for myself." + +"If you know my name, why don't you call me by it?" And Patty had great +difficulty to stifle her laughter. + +"May I call you by your first name?" + +"Not as a regular thing, of course. But if you know it, you may use it +just once. But you can only use it to say good-night. For this session +is over now." + +"But I don't WANT to say good-night. I want to talk to you a long time +yet." + +"Alas, that may not be. It is even now time for my jailers to visit my +dungeon, and if they catch me at this foolish trick, they will probably +reduce my allowance of bread and water. And so, if you're going to call +me by name, you must do it quickly, for I'm going to hang up this +receiver, as soon as I say good-night!" + +Patty's positive tones apparently carried conviction that she would do +just as she said, for Mr. Cameron sighed deeply and responded, "It is +such a beautiful name it seems a pity to use it only once. But I know +you mean what you say, so as your liege knight, fair lady, I obey. +Good-night--Elise--" + +The name came slowly, as if the speaker wished to make the most of it, +and Patty fairly thrust the receiver back on its hook as she burst into +laughter. It surely was a joke on the young man! He had asked Marie who +was her pretty brunette friend, and Marie had honestly thought he must +mean Elise Farrington. + +Patty was still giggling when her parents came in from a concert they +had been attending. + +"What IS the matter, Patty?" asked Nan. "Why do you sit up here alone, +grinning like a Chessy cat, and giggling like a school-girl? Were the +Hepworths so funny that you can't get over it?" + +And then Patty told Nan and her father the whole story of Kit Cameron +and the telephone. + +Nan laughed in sympathy, but Mr. Fairfield looked a little dubious. + +"And I thought you a well-brought up young woman," he said,--half in +earnest and half in jest. "Do you think it's correct to telephone to +strange young men? I'm shocked! that's what I am,--SHOCKED." + +"Fiddlesticks, Fred," said Nan; "it's perfectly all right. In the first +place, the man HAS been introduced to Patty. She met him at Miss +Homer's." + +"But she telephoned BEFORE she met him," stormed Mr. Fairfield, for +Patty had told the whole story. + +"But she didn't do it purposely," said Nan, impatiently. "She got him +on the wire by mistake. She couldn't help THAT. And, anyway, when he +said he was Miss Homer's cousin, that made it all right. I think it's a +gay little joke, and I'd like to see that young man's face when he +meets Patty!" + +"I shan't meet him," said Patty, pretending to look doleful; "he hates +tow-headed girls." + +"Well, you're certainly that," said her father, looking at her with +pretended disapproval. "I have to tell you the truth once in awhile, +because everybody else flatters you until you're a spoiled baby." + +"Tow-headed, am I?" and Patty ran to her father, and rubbed her golden +curls against his own blond head. "And, if you please, where did I +inherit my tow? If I hadn't had a tow-headed father I might have been +the poppy-cheeked brunette that everybody admires. It isn't fair for +YOU to comment on MY tow-head!" + +"That's so, Pattikins; and I take it all back," for Mr. Fairfield could +never resist his pretty daughter's cajolery. "You are a pretty little +doll-faced thing, and I expect I'll have to forgive your very +reprehensible behaviour." + +"I'm NOT a doll-face," said Patty, pouting; "I shan't let you go until +you take THAT back." + +As Patty had her arms tightly round her father's neck, he considered it +the better part of valour to take back his words. "All right," he said, +"rather than be garroted,--I retract! You're a beautiful and dignified +lady, and your notions of convention and etiquette are above reproach." + +"They're above YOUR reproaches, anyhow," returned Patty, saucily, and +then she ran away to her own room. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +A PERFECTLY GOOD JOKE + + +Patty decided to do nothing in the matter of meeting Kit Cameron. She +dearly loved a joke, and this seemed to her a good one. But she thought +it would spoil it, if she made any move in the game herself. So she +bided her time, and it was perhaps a week later that Marie Homer came +to call on her. + +As Marie hadn't the slightest notion that Patty was the girl her cousin +had in mind, the subject was not mentioned until just before Marie +left, when she asked Patty if she would come to her home the next week +to a little musicale. + +"Not a big party," said Miss Homer, "just a dozen or so really musical +people to spend the evening. And I want you to sing, if you will. My +cousin will be there,--the one who plays the violin." + +"I thought he detested society," said Patty, her eyes twinkling a +little. + +"I don't know what's come over Kit," returned Marie, looking perplexed. +"He's been the funniest thing of late. He has some girl in his mind--" + +"A girl!" exclaimed Patty; "I thought he scorned them." + +"Well, I can't make this out. It's awfully mysterious. I think I'll +tell you about it." + +"Do," said Patty, demurely. + +"Two or three weeks ago,--in fact, it was the day after my valentine +party,--Kit asked me which of my friends had telephoned me late the +night before. You know he lives in the apartment just above ours, and +it seems the wires were crossed or something, but he heard this girl's +voice, and now he insists he wants to meet her. I don't think Elise +Farrington has such a fascinating voice, do you?" "Elise!" exclaimed +Patty, in pretended surprise; "what has SHE to do with it?" + +"Why," explained Marie, "Elise did call me up that night, to say she +had left her scarf. But how Kit discovered that she was a red-cheeked +brunette, is more than _I_ can understand. You can't know that from a +voice, now, can you?" + +"No," said Patty, decidedly, "you CAN'T!" + +"Well, then, a week or two went by, and I told Elise about this, but +somehow I couldn't manage to get them together. Every time Elise came +to our house, Kit would be away somewhere. But a few days ago I did +manage to have them meet." + +"Did you?" exclaimed Patty; "for gracious sake, WHAT happened?" + +Marie looked a little surprised at Patty's excited interest, but she +went on: "Oh, it was AWFULLY funny. Elise looked lovely that day. She +had just come in from skating, and her cheeks were red and her eyes +sparkled, and her furs were SO becoming! I introduced Kit, and I could +see he admired her immensely. There were several people there, so I +left these two together. They were getting on famously, when Kit said +to her, 'Are you still a Captive Princess?' + +"I didn't know what he meant, and Elise didn't either, for she looked +perfectly blank, and asked him why he said that. And Kit told her she +knew well enough why he said it, and Elise thought he must be crazy. +However, they got along all right until Kit asked me to get Elise to +sing. Now, you know Elise doesn't sing much; she has a nice little +contralto voice, but she never sings for people. But do you know, she +was perfectly willing, and she sang a little lullaby or something like +that, rather sweetly, _I_ thought. But such a change came over Kit's +manner! I don't know how to express it. He was polite and courteous, of +course; but he seemed to have lost all interest in Elise." + +"But your cousin IS a sort of a freak, isn't he?" said Patty, who was +deeply interested in Marie's story. + +"Why, no, he isn't a freak. He's a musician, but he's an awfully nice +chap, and real sensible. He hates society as a bunch, but he often +likes an individual here and there, and when he does he can be awfully +nice and friendly. But this whole performance was so QUEER. He wanted +to meet Elise, and when he did, he admired her, I could see that; but +when she sang, the light all went out of his face, and he looked +terribly disappointed. The girl isn't a great singer, but why in the +world should he expect her to be, or care so much because she isn't?" + +"It IS strange!" murmured Patty; "how did Elise take it?" + +"Oh, I don't think she minded much; she thinks the boy half crazy, +anyway; asking her if she was a captive princess! And, of course, he +didn't let HER see that he was disappointed in her voice. But I know +Kit so well, that I can tell the moment he loses interest in anybody. +I'm awfully fond of Kit,--we've grown up more like brother and sister +than cousins." + +"What's he like? Has he any fun in him?" + +"Well, he loves practical jokes,--that is, if they're not mean. He +couldn't do a mean or unkind thing to anybody. But he likes anything +out of the ordinary. Escapades or cutting up jinks. He and +Beatrice,--that's my younger sister,--are always playing tricks on us, +when she's at home. But it's always good-natured fun, so we don't mind. +Oh, Kit's a dear; but you never can tell whether he's going to like +people or not. He likes so very few." + +"But he liked Elise?" + +"Oh, yes; in a general way. But, for some reason I can't make out, he +was terribly disappointed in her." + +"And he's going to play at your musicale?" + +"Yes; and I want you to sing. We have two or three other musicians, and +it will really be rather worth while." + +Patty hesitated. If she went to this party, and met Kit, all the +mystery of her little romance with him would be ended. He would be more +disappointed in her than he had been in Elise, for at least she +conformed to his favourite type of beauty, and Patty was quite the +reverse. She could sing, to be sure, but probably her voice would not +charm him, when robbed of the glamour lent by the telephone. + +"Oh, DO say yes," Marie urged; "it will be a nice party, and if I've +left out any people you specially want, I'll invite them." + +But Marie's list included all of Patty's set, and as she rather wanted +to go, she finally decided to say yes. + +"Good for you!" exclaimed Marie; "now I know the party will be a +success!" + +"You always say that to me," said Patty, laughing. "_I_ don't make +parties a success." + +"Yes, you do," said Marie, in a tone of firm conviction; "you're so +nice, and pretty, and smiling, and always seem to have such a good +time, that it makes everybody else have a good time." + +"What do you want me to sing?" + +"I don't care at all. Make your own selections. I like you best, I +think, in some of those sweet, simple ballads." + +"I rarely sing anything but ballads or simple music," said Patty, "my +voice isn't strong enough for operatic soaring." + +"Well, sing what you like, Patty, if you only come," and Marie went +away, greatly elated at having secured Patty's consent to sing at her +musicale. + +Patty at once went to the piano, and began to look over her music. She +smiled as she came across "Beware," but she concluded that would not do +for a regular program, though she might use it as an encore. + +She made her selections with care, as she honestly wanted to do credit +to Marie's musicale, and then, taking several pieces of music, she ran +up to Nan's room to ask her final judgment in the matter. + +"You'll have a lot of fun out of this, Patty," said Nan, laughing, as +she heard the whole story. "When is it to be?" + +"Friday night. Do you know, Nan, I'd like to play a joke on that boy, +between now and then." + +"I think you are playing a joke on him,--and, besides, he isn't a boy." + +"No; Marie says he's about twenty-four. He's a civil engineer, besides +being a musician. But, anyway, I've got him guessing. I'm glad Elise +didn't take it to heart, that she wasn't the right girl,--but Marie +says Elise thinks he's a freak, anyway. And, too, I believe he's not +very nice to girls as a rule, so of course Elise won't want him. Oh, +_I_'M the only girl in the world for him!" + +Patty pirouetted about the room on the tips of her toes, waving a sheet +of music in either hand. + +"What a silly you are, Patty, with your foolishness!" + +Patty dropped on one knee at her stepmother's side, and clasping her +hands, looked up beseechingly into the smiling face over her. + +"But you love silly, foolish little girls, don't you, Nancy Nan?" + +"Yes, when they're you," and Nan patted the shining head at her knee. + +"Well, very few of them ARE me!" + +"Thank goodness for that! I don't know what I'd do if you were a half a +dozen!" + +"You'd have just six times as much fun in your life!" and Patty jumped +up and began to sing the songs she had brought. + +Then together they decided on the ones she should sing at the musicale. + +Although Patty's voice was not very strong, it was sweet and true and +had been carefully cultivated. She sang with much charm, and her music +always gave pleasure. She never attempted anything beyond her powers, +and so her songs, while selected with good taste, were not pretentious. + +That evening, while Patty was fluttering around her room, pretending to +get ready for bed, but really dawdling, she was moved to telephone once +again to the young man who was fond of jokes. + +"It's you, is it?" he almost growled, in response to her call. + +"Yes," said Patty, in a meek little voice; "shall I go away?" + +"Great jumping cows! NO! Don't go away, stay right where you are!" + +"But I'm going away for ever," said Patty, moved by a dramatic impulse; +"my captors have found out that I'm holding communication with you, and +they're going to take me away to another castle, and imprison me there." + +"Stop your fooling; I want to know who you are, and I want to know it +quick! Do you hear THAT?" + +"Yes, I hear," returned Patty, saucily, "but I don't have to answer! +And if you talk to me like that, I shall hang up this receiver." + +"I won't talk like that any more. But, do you know, I thought I had +found you, and you turned out to be somebody else." + +"But I can't be anybody else. I'm only myself." + +"Be serious a minute, won't you? I went to my cousin's and met a +beautiful, poppy-cheeked princess; but she wasn't you." + +"How do you know she wasn't?" + +"Because she couldn't sing a LITTLE bit! And you can." + +"I can sing a LITTLE bit! Oh, thank you!" + +"Now, I want to ask you something. You know my cousin, don't you?" + +"Have you sisters and cousins, whom you reckon up by dozens?" + +"It doesn't matter if I have. I mean my cousin, Marie Homer, to whom +you telephoned, or tried to, on the fourteenth of February. But you got +me, instead, and that means we're each other's valentine. See?" + +"No, I don't see at all. I only like pretty valentines." + +"Oh, I'm as pretty as a picture! That part is all right. Now, I've +tried my best to find out who you are, from Marie. But either she can't +or won't tell. But I've found out one thing, for certain. You're NOT +Miss Farrington." + +"No, I'm not; but I never said I was." + +"I know you didn't, but you told me you were a pretty brunette, with +poppy cheeks,--and Miss Farrington is that." + +"Did I tell you I was PRETTY? Oh, I'm SURE I didn't!" + +"You didn't have to. I know that myself. Now, if you'll keep still a +minute, _I_'D like to speak." + +"If I can't talk, I may as well hang up this receiver, for I'm sure I +don't want to sit here and listen to you." + +"Chatterbox! Now, listen; Marie is having a musicale next Friday night, +and I want you to come." + +"Without an invitation!" Patty's voice sounded horrified. + +"Yes;" impatiently. "Marie would invite you fast enough if she knew who +you were." + +"Perhaps she HAS invited me." + +"No, she hasn't; I saw her list. It's a small party, not more than +twenty. And I asked her about each one, and not one of the ladies +seemed to correspond to your description." + +"Who's going to sing?" asked Patty, calmly. + +"Only two ladies; a Miss Curtiss and a Miss Fairfield." + +"Perhaps I'm one of those." + +"No; I asked Marie, and she says Miss Fairfield is a pretty little +blonde, and Miss Curtiss is a tall, brown-haired young woman." + +"Don't you know either of these ladies?" + +"No; that is, I've never seen Miss Curtiss, but Marie says I met Miss +Fairfield one day, for a moment." + +"Don't you remember her?" + +"Hardly; she seemed an insignificant little thing." + +"Pretty?" + +"How do I know! She was all wrapped up in motor togs, and acted like a +gawky schoolgirl." + +"She did! Why, _I_ know that Fairfield girl, and she isn't gawky a bit! +She's a fascinating blonde." + +"No blonde can fascinate ME! MY girl is a poppy-cheeked brunette, and +I'm going to catch her before long. Ah, DO come to Marie's +party,--won't you?" + +"I've never yet gone where I wasn't invited, and I don't propose to +begin now. But if you can get Marie to invite me, I'll go." + +"Don't be so cruel! I can't do more than I have in the matter. I've +teased Marie to death over this thing, and she can't think who you can +be, unless you're a Miss Galbraith. You're not, are you?" + +"Gracious, no! I'm not Mona Galbraith!" + +"I knew you weren't; Marie says SHE can't sing. Oh, dear, you're a +perfect torment! Pretty princess,--pretty Princess Poppy-cheek, WON'T +you take pity on your humble slave and adorer, and tell me your name?" + +"No; but I'll tell you what I will do. I'll send you my photograph." + +"Oh, you heavenly angel! You dear, beautiful princess! When will you +send it? Don't wait for the morning; call a messenger, and send it +to-night!" + +"I'll do nothing of the sort. I'll send it to-morrow morning,--by +messenger, if you like,--and if you'll promise not to ask the messenger +who sent it." + +"I'll promise that if you so ordain. I guess I can play cricket!" + +"All right then; now listen, yourself. I shall send you three pictures. +You pick out the one you think I am, and take it to Marie, and if you +are right, she'll invite me. She knows me well enough, but she can't +recognise me from your description." + +"I don't think it's fair for you to play that way; but I'm dead sure I +can pick out your picture from the three." + +"All right then; good-night!" And Patty hung up the receiver with a +snap. + +Then she lay back in her big chair and indulged in a series of giggles. + +"Sam Weller says," she said, to herself, "that the great art of letter +writing is to break off suddenly and make 'em wish they was more,--and +I expect that applies equally well to telephoning." + +And she was quite right, for the impatient young man at the other end +of the wire was chagrined indeed when the connection was cut off. He +was too honourable to use any forbidden means of discovering Patty's +identity, and so would not ask to see any telephone records, and was +quite willing to promise not to quiz a messenger boy. And so, he could +do nothing but wait impatiently for the promised photograph. + +Meanwhile Miss Patricia Fairfield was looking over her portrait +collection to see what ones to send. She had a box full of old +photographs, but she wanted to select just the right ones. + +But at last she tumbled them all on the table in a heap, and wisely +decided to leave the decision till morning. + +And so it happened, that when Nan came to Patty's room next morning, as +she often did, she found that coquettish damsel, sitting up in bed, +wrapped in a blue silk nightingale, and with a flower-decked lace cap +somewhat askew on her tumbled curls. + +Her breakfast tray sat untouched on its little stand, while on the +counterpane were spread out some twoscore portraits of more or less +beautiful maidens. + +"What ARE you doing?" said Nan; "playing photograph solitaire?" + +"I'm playing a game of photographs," said Patty, raising a pair of +solemn blue eyes to Nan, "but it isn't exactly solitaire." + +"You needn't tell ME! You're cutting up some trick with that new man of +yours." And Nan deliberately brushed away some pictures, and sat down +on the side of the bed. + +"You're a wizard!" and Patty gazed at her stepmother. "You could have +made your fortune, Nan, as a clairvoyant, telling people what they knew +already! But since you're here, DO help me out." And Patty told Nan the +scheme of the three photographs. + +Now, Nan was only six years older than Patty herself, and she entered +into the joke with almost as much enthusiasm as the younger girl. + +"Shall you send one of your own, really?" she inquired. + +"No; I think not. But I want to get three different types, just to fool +him." + +After much consideration the two conspirators selected a picture of a +dark-eyed actress, who was pretty, but of rather flashy effects. Next +they chose a picture of an intellectual young woman, with no pretension +to beauty or style, and whose tightly drawn black hair and stiff white +collar proclaimed a high brow. It was a picture of one of the girls in +Patty's class, who had been noted for her intellect and her lack of a +sense of humour. + +"He'll know that isn't you, Patty," said Nan, objecting. + +"No," said Patty, sapiently; "he's pretty clever, that young man, and +probably he'll think I'm just that sort. Now for the third, Nancy." + +It took a long time to select a third one, for Nan was in favour of a +pretty girl, while Patty thought it would be more fun to send a plain +one. + +At last they agreed on a picture of another of Patty's school friends, +who was of the willowy, die-away kind. She was a blonde, but of a pale, +ashen-haired variety, not at all like Patty's Dresden china type. The +pose was aesthetic, and the girl looked soulful and languishing. + +"Just the thing!" cried Patty. "If he thinks I look like THAT, I'll +never speak to him again!" + +And so, amid great glee, the three pictures were made into a neat +parcel, and addressed to Mr. Christopher Cameron. + +"Now, for goodness' sake, Patty, eat your breakfast! Your chocolate is +stone cold. I'll go down and call a messenger and despatch this +precious bundle of beauty to its destination." + +"All right," returned Patty, and, with a feeling of having successfully +accomplished her task, she turned her attention to her breakfast tray. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +THREE PICTURES + + +It was Tuesday morning that Patty had sent the pictures, and that same +evening she was invited to dine and go to the opera with Mrs. Van +Reypen. + +Patty was a great favourite with the aristocratic old lady, and was +frequently asked to the Van Reypen home. It is needless to say that +Mrs. Van Reypen's nephew, Philip, usually managed to be present at any +of his aunt's affairs that were graced by Patty's presence. And, +indeed, it was an open secret that Mrs. Van Reypen would be greatly +pleased if Patty would smile on the suit of her favourite and beloved +nephew. + +But Patty's smiles were uncertain. Sometimes it would suit her caprice +to smile on Philip, and again she would positively snub him to such an +extent that the young man was disgruntled for days at a time. + +"But," as Patty remarked to herself, "if I'm nice to him, he takes too +much for granted. So I have to discipline him to keep him where he +belongs." + +The dinner at the Van Reypen mansion was, as always, long and +elaborate, and perhaps a trifle dull. + +Mrs. Van Reypen's affection for Patty was of a selfish sort, and it +never occurred to her to invite guests of Patty's age, or who could be +entertaining to the girl. + +And so to-night the other guests were an elderly couple by the name of +Bellamy and a rather stupid, middle-aged bachelor,--Mr. Crosby. These +with the two Van Reypens and Patty made up the whole party. + +Patty found herself assigned to walk out to dinner with Mr. Crosby, +but, as Philip sat on her other side, she had no fear of being too +greatly bored. + +But to her surprise the elderly bachelor turned out to be exceedingly +interesting. He had travelled a great deal, and talked well about his +experiences, and it was soon discovered that he and Patty had mutual +friends in Paris, where Patty had spent the winter several years before. + +"I do love to hear you talk," Patty declared, ingenuously, after Mr. +Crosby had given her a thrilling and picturesque description of an +incident in his trip to the Orient. + +"Oh, thank you," Mr. Crosby returned, a little bewildered by this +outright compliment, for he was unaccustomed to talking to young girls. + +"But, you see," Patty went on, "I mustn't monopolise you. You know, +it's etiquette to talk fifteen minutes to your neighbour on one side +and then turn to your neighbour on the other." + +"Bless my soul! you're quite right,--quite right!" and Mr. Crosby +stared at Patty over his glasses. "How do you know so much, and you +such a young thing?" + +"Oh, I'm out," returned Patty, smiling, "and of course, when a girl +comes out, she has to learn the rules of the game." + +So Mr. Crosby turned to talk to the lady on his other side, and Patty +turned to Philip, who looked a trifle sulky. + +"Thought you were going to talk to that chap all evening," he growled, +under his breath. + +"I should like to," said Patty, sweetly, "he's SO interesting. But I +can't monopolise him, you know. As I don't want to talk to a growly +bear, I think, if you'll excuse me from polite conversation, I'll +meditate for awhile." + +"Meditate on your sins; it'll do you good!" + +Patty opened her blue eyes wide and stared at the speaker. "Why," she +said, "to meditate, one must have something to meditate on!" + +"And you think you haven't any sins! Oh, would some power the giftie +gi'e us!" + +"To see ourselves as ithers see us," Patty completed the rhyme. "But +you see, Philip, as I don't see any sins in myself, I can't meditate on +the sins that ithers see in me, if I don't know what they are." + +"Well, I'll tell you a big, black one! You simply ignored me for half +an hour, while you jabbered to that duffer on the other side! Now +meditate on THAT!" + +Patty obediently cast down her eyes, and assumed a mournful expression. +She continued to sit thus without speaking; until Philip exclaimed: + +"Patty, you little goose, stop your nonsense! What's the matter with +you to-night, anyway?" + +"Honestly, Philip," said Patty, very low, "your aunt's parties always +make me want to giggle. They're heavenly parties, and I simply ADORE to +be at them, but her friends are so--well, so aged, you know, and they +seem to--well, to be so interested in their dinner." + +"_I_'m my aunt's guest, and _I_'m not a bit interested in my dinner." + +"Well, you may as well be, for I'm going to talk to Mr. Crosby now." + +Seeing that Mr. Crosby's attention was unclaimed for the moment, Patty +turned to him, saying, with great animation: "Oh, Mr. Crosby, MAY I ask +you something? I'm AWFULLY ignorant, you know, and you're so wise." + +"Yes, yes, what is it?" And the great Oriental scholar looked benignly +at her over his glasses. + +Now naughty Patty hadn't any question to ask, and she had only turned +to her neighbour to tease Philip, so she floundered a little as she +tried to think of some intelligent enquiry. + +"What is it. Miss Fairfield?" prompted Mr. Crosby. + +Patty cast a fleeting glance toward Philip, as if appealing for help, +and that young man, though engaged in a desultory conversation, +whispered under his breath, "Ask him about the Aztecs." + +"Oh, yes, Mr. Crosby," said Patty, "it's about the--the Aztecs,--you +know." + +"Ah, yes, the Aztecs,--a most interesting race, MOST interesting, +indeed. And what do you want to know about them, Miss Fairfield?" + +Patty was tempted to say ALL about them, for her knowledge of the +ancient people was practically nothing. + +"Did they--did they--" + +"Eat snails," said Philip, in a whisper. + +"Did they eat snails, Mr. Crosby?" And Patty's big blue eyes were +innocent of anything, save an intense desire to know about the Aztec +diet. + +"Snails?--snails?--well, bless my soul! I don't believe I know. +Important, too,--most important. I'll look it up, and let you know. +Snails--queer I DON'T know. I made a study of the Aztecs, and they are +most interesting,--but as to snails--" + +Apparently Mr. Crosby's mind was wrestling with the question. + +"He's gone 'way back and sat down with the Aztecs," Philip murmured to +Patty, "so you ask questions of me." + +"You don't know anything that I want to know." + +"Then _I_'ll ask a question of YOU." + +Philip's voice was full of meaning, so Patty said hastily: "No, no; it +isn't polite to ask questions in society; one should make observations." + +"All right, observe me. That's what I'm here for. Observe me early and +often, and I'll be only too well pleased." + +"But that isn't what _I_'m here for. Your aunt invited me to be a +pleasant dinner guest and so I have to make myself entertaining to my +Aztec friend." + +And then Patty turned again to Mr. Crosby, and by a few skilful hints +she soon had him started on another description of his travelling +experiences, and this time it proved so thrilling that all at the table +were glad to listen to it. + +After dinner the whole party went to the opera and occupied Mrs. Van +Reypen's box. + +Patty was passionately fond of music, and never talked during a +performance. Between the acts, she was a smiling chatterbox, but while +the curtain was up, she behaved in most exemplary fashion. Mrs. Van +Reypen knew this, or she would not have asked her, for that lady was +old-fashioned in her ways, and had no patience with people who +chattered while the great singers were pouring forth their marvellous +notes. + +[Illustration: After dinner the whole party went to the opera] + +When the final curtain fell, Mrs. Van Reypen invited her guests to +return to her house for supper, but Patty declined. + +"Very well, my dear," said her hostess, "I think, myself, you're too +young to be out any later than this. We will set you down at your own +door, and you must hop right into bed and get your beauty sleep. Young +things like you can't stay young unless you take good care of your +pinky cheeks." + +"But I don't want Patty to go home," Philip grumbled, to his aunt. + +"Your wishes are not consulted, my boy; this is my party. You're merely +my guest, and, if you don't behave yourself, you won't get invited +again." + +"That scares me dreadfully," and Philip lightly pinched his aunt's +cheek. "I will be good, so I'll be asked again." + +The big limousine stopped at Patty's door, and Philip escorted her up +the steps. + +"I think you might have come to supper," he said, reproachfully, as he +touched the bell. + +"It's too late," said Patty, decidedly; "and, besides, I have other +plans for the rest of the evening." + +And with this enigmatical announcement Philip was forced to be content, +for Patty said good-night and vanished through the doorway. + +"And, indeed, I HAVE other plans," Patty said, to herself. "I'm simply +consumed with curiosity to know which of those three beauties that +ridiculous Kit man likes the best. I'm going to call him up and see. I +wish he could call me up,--it would suit me far better. But I suppose +nobody can call anybody else up if nobody knows anybody else's name." + +"Do you want any supper, Miss Patty?" asked Louise, as she unhooked +Patty's frock. + +"No, thank you, I'm not a bit hungry. You might bring me a cup of milk +and a biscuit, and then give me a kimono. I'm not going to bed just +yet." + +So Louise arranged everything just as Patty wanted it, and finally went +away. + +"May as well be comfortable," said Patty, as she tucked herself into a +favourite big chair, with the telephone on a little stand beside her. +"I suppose I'll run up a fine bill for extra time, but, after all, it's +less extravagant than a good many other things. Wonder how much they +charge for overtime. I must ask Daddy." + +With a smile of anticipation Patty picked up the telephone. + +"Hello!" said Mr. Cameron's eager voice. "I thought you'd never come. +I've been waiting since ten." + +"I've been to the opera," said Patty, nonchalantly. "And you've NO +reason to sit and wait for me! I'm not a dead certainty, like the +sunrise or the postman." + +"You're more welcome than either." + +"Now that's a real pretty speech. Are you a poet?" + +"Only to you." + +"Did you get the pictures?" Patty was unable longer to restrain her +impatience. + +"Of course I got the pictures. I knew yours at once! You needn't think +you can fool ME." + +"Which was mine? The girl with the black curls?" + +"Mercy, no! I know you're not THAT type. She looks like an actress, and +hasn't a brain in her silly head. And you're not that lackadaisical +lily-like one, either. Oh, I know YOU! You're that delightful, +sensible, really brainy girl with the smooth black hair." + +"Oh, I AM, am I?" + +"Yes; and I'm SO glad you're not a rattle-pated beauty! What's a pretty +face compared to real mind and intellect!" + +Patty was furious. She didn't aspire to nor desire this great mind and +intellect, and she was quite satisfied with the amount of brains in her +pretty, curly head. + +"I don't think much of your taste!" she exclaimed. + +"Why! you don't want me to be disappointed because you're not pretty, +do you?" + +"But I AM pretty." + +"Yes; as I said, the beauty of deep thought and education shines from +your clear eyes. That is far better than dimples and curls." + +Patty shook her curls at the telephone and her dimples came and went +with her varying emotions. + +"Why, I shouldn't like you half as well if you were pretty," Mr. +Cameron went on. "The only things I consider worth while are +seriousness and scholarship. These you have in abundance, as I can see +at once from your picture." + +"And how do you like the way I dress?" + +"It suits your type exactly. That large black-and-white check denotes a +mind far above the frivolities of fashion, and that stiff white collar, +to my mind, indicates a high order of mentality." + +"I think you're perfectly horrid!" And this exclamation seemed wrung +from the depths of Patty's soul. + +A ringing laugh answered her--a laugh so hearty and so full of absolute +enjoyment that Patty listened in astonishment. + +"Poor little Princess Poppycheek! It's a shame to tease her! WAS she +maligned by a bad, horrid man that she doesn't even know? There, Little +Girl, don't cry! I know perfectly well that stiff old schoolmarm isn't +you! Now, will you tell me who you are, and what you really look like?" + +Patty had to think quickly. She had supposed that Cameron meant what he +said, but after all he was fooling her. And she had thought she fooled +him! + +"Which is me, then?" she said, in a small, low voice. + +"None of 'ern! You goosie! To think you could fool ME. In the first +place, I knew you wouldn't send your own photograph; and when I saw +those three charming specimens, in out-of-date clothes, I knew you had +ransacked your album to find them. However, I took the whole bunch down +to Marie, and she vowed she had never laid eyes on one of them before. +So there, now!" + +"Then we're just back where we started from," said Patty, cheerfully. + +"Yes; but, if you'll come to the musicale on Friday night, we can make +great progress in a short time." + +"I told you I'd go, if you would persuade Marie to invite me." + +"Nonsense! I believe she HAS invited you. I believe you're Miss +Curtiss. SHE has dark hair." + +"Why not that other singer, Miss Fairfield?" + +"Oh, Marie says she's a blonde. The 'raving beauty' sort. I detest that +kind. I know she's vain." + +"Yes, she is. I hate to speak against another girl, but I know that +Patty Fairfield, and she IS vain." + +"Well, never mind about Patty Fairfield She doesn't interest me a bit. +But what about you? Will you come to the party? Oh, DO-ee, +DO-ee,--now,--as my old Scotch nurse used to say. Come to your waiting +knight!" + +Kit's voice was very wheedlesome, and Patty was moved to encourage him +a little. + +"Do you know,--I almost think--that maybe--possibly--perhaps, I WILL +go." + +"Really? Oh, Poppycheek, I'm SO glad! I do want to see My Girl!" + +"YOUR girl, indeed!" + +"Yes; mine by right of discovery." + +"But you haven't discovered me yet." + +"But I will,--on Friday night. You'll TRULY come, WON'T you?" + +"Honest, I've never been where I wasn't invited--" + +"But this is different----" + +"Yes,--it IS different----" + +"Oh, then you will come! Goody, GOODY! I'm so glad!" + +"Don't break the telephone with your gladness! Suppose I DO come, how +will you know me? How will you know that it is I?" + +"Oh, I'll know! 'I shall know it, I shall feel it, something subtle +will reveal it, for a glory round thee hovers that will lighten up the +gloom.'" + +"Oh, you ARE a poet." + +"I am a poet, but I didn't write that. However, it was only because the +other fellow got ahead of me." + +"Who was he? Who wrote it?" + +"I'll tell you Friday night. Come early, won't you?" "No; I always get +to a party late." + +"Don't be too late. I want to play to you. And will you sing?" + +"Mercy, gracious! I might go to a party without being invited, but I +can't SING without being asked. You tell Marie I'm coming, will you?" + +"You bet I will. What shall you wear?" + +"What's your favourite colour?" + +"Red." + +"Red is becoming to brunettes; but I haven't any red evening gown. How +about yellow?" + +"All right, wear yellow. I shall adore you in any colour." + +"Well; perhaps I'll come, and perhaps I won't. Good-night." + +Patty hung up the receiver with a sudden click, and Mr. Kit Cameron was +left very much in doubt as to whether the whole thing was a joke or not. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +PRINCESS POPPYCHEEK + + +On the night of the musicale at Marie Homer's, her talented cousin +arrived long before any guests were expected. + +"I couldn't wait, Aunt Frances," he said, as Mrs. Homer greeted him. +"I'm so impatient to see My Girl." + +Kit had told the Homers of the telephone conversations, because he was +so anxious to find out his lady's name. Of course, he had not told all +they said, and from his incoherent ravings about a black-haired beauty +Marie never guessed he could mean Patty. + +"You're a foolish boy, Kit," said his Aunt. + +"I don't believe that girl is any one we know, but is some mischievous +hoyden who is leading you a dance. You won't see her to-night,--if you +ever do." + +"Then I shall think up the easiest death possible, and die it," +declared Kit, cheerfully. "Why, you know, Aunt Frances, I never took +any interest in a girl before, except of course Marie and Bee, but this +girl is so different from everybody else in the world. Her voice is +like a chime of silver bells,--and her laugh----" + +"There, there, Kit, I haven't time to listen to your rhapsodies! You're +here altogether too early, and you'll have to excuse me, for I have +some household matters to look after. Marie isn't quite dressed yet, so +you'll have to amuse yourself for awhile. Play some sentimental music +on your violin, if that fits your mood." + +With a kindly smile at her nephew, Mrs. Homer bustled away, and Kit was +left alone in the music-room. + +He played some soft, low music for a time, and then Marie came in. + +"You're an old goose, Kit," she remarked, affectionately, "to think +that mysterious girl of yours will be here to-night. There isn't +anybody who knows me well enough to come without an invitation, that I +haven't already invited. I've added to my list of invitations until it +now numbers about thirty, and that's all the really musical friends I +have. If this girl of yours sings as well as you say, she's probably a +soubrette or a chorus girl." + +"Nothing of the sort!" Kit exclaimed. "She's the sweetest, daintiest, +refinedest, culturedest little thing you ever saw!" + +"How do you know? You haven't seen her." + +"No, but I've talked with her. I guess I know." And Kit turned +decidedly sulky, for he began to think it WAS rather doubtful about his +seeing his girl that evening. + +And then the guests began to arrive, and Mr. Kit put on a smiling face +and made himself agreeable to his cousin's friends. + +Patty came among the latest arrivals. She looked her prettiest in a +filmy gown of pale-blue chiffon, with touches of silver embroidery. An +ornament in her hair was of silver filigree, with a wisp of pale-blue +feather, and her cheeks were a little pinker than usual. + +Kit glanced at her as she came in, and, though he noticed that she was +an extremely pretty girl, he immediately glanced away again and +continued his watch for the black-eyed girl he expected. The room was +well filled by this time, and Patty took a seat near the front, where +sat a group of her intimate friends. They greeted her gaily, and Kit, +on the other side of the room, paid no attention to them. + +The programme began with a duet by Kit on his violin, and his Cousin +Marie at the piano. + +The man was really a virtuoso, and his beautiful playing held the +audience spellbound. Patty watched him, enthralled with his music, and +admiring, too, his generally worth-while appearance. + +"He does look awfully jolly," she thought, to herself, "and it's plain +to be seen he has brains. I wonder if he will be terribly disappointed +in me, after all. I've a notion to run away." + +For the first time in her life Patty felt shy about singing. Usually +she had no trace of self-consciousness, but to-night she experienced a +feeling of embarrassment she had never known before. She realized this, +and scolded herself roundly for it. "You idiot!" she observed, +mentally, to her own soul; "if you want to make a good impression, +you'd better stop feeling like a simpleton. Now brace up, and do the +best you can, and behave yourself!" + +Miss Curtiss sang before Patty did. She was a sweet-faced young woman, +with a beautiful and well-trained contralto voice. Patty cast a furtive +glance at Kit Cameron, and found that he was looking intently at the +singer. She knew perfectly well he was wondering whether this might be +the girl of the telephone conversations, and she saw, too, that he +decided in the negative, for he shook his head slightly, but with +conviction. + +Suddenly the humour of the whole situation struck Patty. The incident +was not serious, but humorous, and as soon as she realised this her +shyness disappeared, and the spirit of mischief once again took +possession of her. She knew now she would do herself credit when she +sang, and when her turn came she rose and walked slowly and gracefully +to the platform which had been temporarily placed for the musicians. + +Marie was to play her accompaniment, and Patty had expected to sing +first a somewhat elaborate aria, using "Beware" as an encore. + +But as she reached the platform, and as she noticed Kit Cameron's face, +its expression politely interested, but in no wise enthusiastic, she +suddenly changed her mind. She put the music of "Beware" on the piano +rack, and murmured to Marie, "This one first." + +Marie looked puzzled, but of course she couldn't say anything as Patty +stood waiting to begin. + +For some reason Patty was always at her prettiest when she sang. She +thoroughly enjoyed singing, and she enjoyed the evident pleasure it +gave to others. She stood gracefully, her hands lightly clasped before +her, and the added excitement of this particular occasion gave a flush +to her cheek and a sparkle to her blue eyes that made her positively +bewitching. + +And then she sang the foolish little song, "Beware," just as she had +sung it over the telephone, coquettishly, but without artificiality or +forced effect. + +She scarcely dared look at Kit Cameron. A fleeting glance showed her +that he was probably at that moment the most nonplussed young man in +existence. + +She looked away quickly, lest her voice should falter from amusement. + +Luckily, all the audience were regarding Patty attentively, and had no +eyes for the astonished face of Kit Cameron. He had taken no special +interest in the blonde singer, but when her first notes, rang out he +started in surprise. As the voice continued he knew at once it was the +same voice he had heard over the telephone, but he couldn't reconcile +the facts. He caught the fleeting glance she gave him, he saw the +roguish smile in her eyes, and he was forced to believe that this girl +was his dark-eyed unknown. + +"The little rascal!" he said, to himself. "The scamp! the rogue! How +she has tricked me! To think she was Patty Fairfield all the time! No +wonder Marie didn't know whom I was talking about! Well!" + +As the song finished no one applauded more enthusiastically than Kit +Cameron. + +But Patty would not look toward him, and proceeded to sing as an encore +the aria she had intended to sing first. + +She was in her best voice, and she sang this beautifully, and, if the +audience was surprised at the unusual order of the selections, they +were unstinted in their applause. + +Leaving the stage, instead of returning to her seat, Patty stepped back +into the next room, which was the library. + +Cameron was there to receive her. He had felt sure she would not return +to the audience immediately, and he took the chance. + +He held out both hands and Patty laid her hands in his. + +"Captive Princess," he murmured. + +"My Knight!" Patty whispered, and flashed a smile at him. + +"Can you EVER forgive the things I said?" he asked, earnestly, as he +led her across the room and they sat down on a divan. + +"There's nothing to forgive," she said, smiling; "you detest blondes, I +know, but I'm thinking seriously of dyeing my hair black." + +"Don't! that would be a sacrilege! And you MUST remember that I told +you I always adored blondes, until you told me you were brunette." + +"But I didn't," said Patty, laughing. "Somehow you got the notion that +I was dark, and I didn't correct it. Are you TERRIBLY disappointed in +me?" + +Naughty Patty raised her heavenly blue eyes and looked so like a fair, +sweet flower that Kit exclaimed: + +"Disappointed! You are an angel, straight from heaven!" + +"Nonsense! If you talk like that, I shall run away." + +"Don't run away! I'll talk any way you like, but now that I have found +you I shall keep you. But I am still in depths of self-abasement. +Didn't I say most unkind things about Miss Fairfield?" + +"No unkinder than I did. We both jumped on her, and said she was vain +and horrid." + +"_I_ never said such dreadful things! I'm sure I didn't. But, if I did, +I shall spend the rest of my life making up for it. And I called you +Poppycheek!" + +Cameron looked at Patty's cheeks in such utter dismay that she laughed +outright. + +"But you know," she said, "there are pink poppies as well as scarlet. +Incidentally there are white and there are saffron yellow." + +"So there are," said Cameron, delightedly. "How you DO help a fellow +out! Well, yours are just the colour of a soft, dainty pink poppy that +is touched by the sunlight and kissed by a summer breeze." + +"I knew you were a poet," said Patty, smiling, "but I don't allow even +a summer breeze to kiss my cheeks." + +"I should hope not! A summer breeze is altogether too promiscuous with +its kisses. I hope you don't allow any kisses, except those of your own +particular swansdown powder puff." + +"Of course I don't!" laughed Patty, and then she blushed furiously as +she suddenly remembered how Farnsworth had kissed both her cheeks the +night of Christine's wedding. + +"I see you're blushing at a memory," said Cameron, coolly; "I suppose +the powder puff was too audacious." + +"Yes, that's it," said Patty, her liking for this young man increased +by the pleasantry of his light banter. "And now we must return to the +music-room. I came here a moment to catch my breath after singing; but +how did you happen to be here?" + +"I knew you'd come here; ostensibly, of course, to catch your breath, +but really because you knew I'd be here." + +"You wretch!" cried Patty. "How dare you say such things! I never +dreamed you'd be here; if I had, I shouldn't have come." + +"Of course you wouldn't, you little coquette! It's your nature to be +perverse and capricious. But your sweet good-humour won't let you carry +those other traits too far. Oh, I know you, My Girl!" + +"I object to that phrase from you," Patty said, coldly, "and I must ask +you not to use it again." + +"But you ARE my girl, by right of discovery. By the way, you're not +anybody else's girl, are you?" + +"Just what do you mean by that?" + +"Well, in other words, then, are you engaged, betrothed, plighted, +promised, bespoke----" + +Patty burst out laughing. "I'm not any of those things," she said, +"but, if ever I am, I shall be bespoke. I think that's the loveliest +word! Fancy being anybody's Bespoke!" + +"Of course, it's up to me to give you an immediate opportunity," said +Cameron, sighing. "But somehow I don't quite dare bespeak you on such +short acquaintance." + +"Faint heart----" + +"Oh, it isn't that! I'm brave enough. But I'm an awfully punctilious +man. If I were going to bespeak you, now, I should think it my duty to +go first to your father and correctly ask his permission to pay my +addresses to his daughter." + +"Good gracious! How do you pay addresses? I never had an address paid +to me in my life." + +"Shall I show you how?" And Cameron jumped up and fell on one knee +before Patty, with a comical expression of a make-believe love-sick +swain. + +Patty dearly loved fooling, and she smiled back at him roguishly, and +just at that moment Philip Van Reypen came into the room. + +In the dim half-light he descried Patty on the divan and Cameron +kneeling before her, and, as Mr. Van Reypen was blessed with a quick +temper, he felt a sudden desire to choke the talented Mr. Cameron. + +"Patty!" Philip exclaimed, angrily. + +"Yes, Philip," said Patty, in a voice of sweet humility. + +"Come with me," was the stern command. + +"Yes, Philip," and Patty arose and walked away with Van Reypen, leaving +Kit Cameron still on his knee. + +"Well, I'll be hammered!" that gentleman remarked, as he rose slowly +and deliberately dusted off his knee with his handkerchief; "that girl +is a wonder! She's full of the dickens, but she's as sweet as a peach. +I always did like blondes best, whether she believes it or not. But if +I hadn't, I should now. There's only one girl in the world for me. I +wonder if she is mixed up with that Van Reypen chap. He had a most +proprietary manner, but all the same, that little witch is quite +capable of scooting off like that, just to tease me. Oh, I'll play her +own game and meet her on her own ground. Little Poppycheek!" With a +nonchalant air, Mr. Cameron sauntered back to the music-room, and +seated himself beside Miss Curtiss, with whom he struck up an animated +conversation, not so much as glancing at Patty. + +Patty observed this from the corner of her eye, and she nodded her head +in approval. + +"He's worth knowing," she thought; "I'll have a lot of fun with him." + +The programme was almost over, but Kit was to play once again. With +Marie, he played a fine selection, and then, as he was tumultuously +encored, he went back to the platform alone. Without accompaniment he +played the little song, "Beware," that Patty had sung, and, +improvising, he made a fantasia of the air. He was clever as well as +skilled, and he turned the simple little melody into thrilling, +rollicking music with trills and roulades until the original theme was +almost lost sight of, only to crop up again with new intensity. + +Patty listened, enthralled. She loved this sort of thing, and she knew +he was playing to her and for her. The strains would be now softly +romantic, now grandly triumphant, but ever recurring to the main +motive, until one seemed fairly to see the fickle maiden of the song. + +When it was ended, the room rang with applause. Cameron bowed simply, +and laying aside his violin, went straight to Patty and sat down by +her, coolly appropriating the chair which his cousin Marie had just +left. + +"I made that for you," he said, simply. "Did you like it?" + +"Like it!" exclaimed Patty, her blue eyes dancing; "I revelled in it! +It was wonderful! Was it really impromptu?" + +"Of course. It was nothing. Any one can play variations on an old song." + +"Variations nothing!" remarked Patty. "It was a work,--a chef +d'oeuvre,--an opus!" + +"Yes; Opus One of my new cycle." "What are you two talking about?" said +Marie, returning. "Have you found your girl, Kit? What do you think, +Patty?--Kit's crazy over a black-eyed girl whom he doesn't know!" + +"Is he?" said Patty, dropping her eyes demurely. + +"I found My Girl, Marie," Cameron announced, calmly; "I find I made a +trifling mistake about her colouring, but that's a mere detail. As it +turns out, the lady of my quest is Miss Fairfield." + +"Good gracious, are you, Patty?" said Marie, impetuously; "are you +Kit's girl?" + +"Yes; I am," and Patty folded her hands with a ridiculous air of +complacency. + +"Patty!" growled Van Reypen, who was sitting behind her. + +"Yes, Philip," said Patty, sweetly, turning partly round. + +"Behave yourself!" + +"I am behaving, Philip," and Patty looked very meek. + +"Of course you are," said Marie; "you're behaving beautifully. And you +look like an angel, and you sang like a lark, and if you're Kit's Girl, +I'm glad of it. Now come on, everybody's going to supper." + +"You come along with me," said Philip Van Reypen, as he took Patty by +the arm. + +"Why?" And Patty looked a little defiant at this command. + +"Because I want you to. And I want you to stop making up to that +Cameron man." + +"I'm not, Philip; he's making up to me." + +"Well, he'd better stop it! What was he doing on his knees before you +in the library?" + +"I don't remember," said Patty, innocently. "Oh, yes, he was telling me +my cheeks were red, or some foolishness like that." + +"And your eyes were blue, I suppose, and your hair was yellow! Didn't +you know all those things before?" + +"Why, Philip, how cross you are! Yes, I've known those things for +nineteen years. It's no surprise to me." + +"Patty, I'd like to shake you! Do you know what you are? You're just a +little, vain, silly, babbling coquette!" + +"I think that's a lovely thing to be! Do you want me to babble to you, +Philip, or shall I go and babble to somebody else?" + +"Don't babble at all. Here's a chair. You sit right down here, and eat +your supper. Here's another chair. You lay your shawl and bonnet on +that, to keep it for me, and I'll go and forage for some food." + +Patty laid her scarf and fan on the chair to reserve it for Philip, but +she was not unduly surprised when Mr. Cameron came along, picked up her +belongings, and seated himself in the chair. + +"That's Mr. Van Reypen's chair," said Patty; "if he finds you there, +he'll gently but firmly kill you." + +"I know it," said Kit, placidly; "but a Knight is always willing to +brave death for his Lady." + +"But I don't want you killed," said Patty, looking sad, "I wouldn't +have anybody to telephone to." + +"If I run away then, to save my life, will you telephone me to-night?" + +"Indeed I won't! that's all over. But please, Mr. Cameron, run away, +for here comes Philip, with both hands full of soup, and I know he +wouldn't hesitate to scald you with it." + +Mr. Cameron arose, as Mr. Van Reypen came in, and with an air of +willingly relinquishing his seat to Philip, he said, "My Girl's Orders." + +Philip didn't hear it, but Patty did, and she blushed, for Cameron's +departure that way showed greater deference to her wishes than if he +had stayed with her. + +"What did he say?" Philip asked, as he offered Patty a cup of bouillon, +and then sat down beside her. + +"He said you were such a sweet-tempered man, he didn't wonder I liked +you," and Patty beamed pleasantly. + +"I would be sweet-tempered, Patty, if you didn't tease the very life +out of me!" + +"Now, Philip, you wouldn't be much good if you couldn't stand a little +teasing." + +"Go ahead, then; tease me all you like," and Van Reypen looked the +personification of dogged endurance. + +"I will!" said Patty, emphatically, and then some others joined them, +and the group began to laugh and talk together. + +"Your cousin is stunning, Marie," said Mona Galbraith; "why have we +never met him before?" + +"He's a freak," Marie said, laughingly. "I couldn't persuade him to +come to my valentine party, and to-night I couldn't keep him away! All +musicians are freaks, you know." + +"He's a musician, all right," said Kenneth Harper. "The things he did +to that simple little song must have made some of the eminent composers +turn in their graves!" + +"He's awfully clever at that sort of thing," said Marie; "sometimes +when we're here alone, he'll take a simple little air and improvise the +most beautiful melodies from it." + +"Is he amiable?" asked Mona, casually. + +"Not very; or rather, not always. But he's a dear fellow, and we're all +fond of him. How did you like him, Patty?" + +"I thought he was lovely," said Patty, and Van Reypen glared at her. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +SUITORS + + +After supper the whole party went to the large drawing-room to dance. + +Kit Cameron made a bee-line for Patty. "You'll give me the first dance, +won't you?" he said, simply, "because I've stayed away from you all +supper time." + +Patty hesitated. "I'm willing, Mr. Cameron," she said, "but for one +thing. I'm awfully exacting in the matter of dancing, and if you're not +a good dancer it would go far to spoil our pleasant acquaintance. +Suppose we don't risk it." + +Cameron considered. "I am a good dancer," he said, "but Marie has told +me that you're something phenomenal in that line. So I daresay you will +be disappointed in me. All right, suppose we don't risk it." + +Cameron half turned away, as if he had relinquished the idea of dancing +with Patty, and that young woman was somewhat taken aback. She had +assumed her new friend would insist on dancing with her, and she had no +mind to let him escape thus. She was just about to say, impulsively, +"Oh well, let's try it, anyway," when she caught a gleam from the +corner of his eye, and she realised in a flash that he felt sure she +would call him back! + +This was enough for capricious Patty, and she turned away from him, but +not so quickly but that she saw his face suddenly fall, proving that +she had been quite right in her diagnosis of the case. + +She smiled on Van Reypen, who was hovering near, and he came to her at +once. + +"Our dance, Patty?" he said, eagerly, holding out his hand. + +"Yes, Philip," she answered simply, laying her hand in his, and in a +moment they were circling the room. + +"Don't be cross to me, will you, Philip?" said Patty with an appealing +note in her soft voice. + +"No; you little torment, you. I'll never be cross to you, if you won't +flirt with other men." + +"Philip," and Patty spoke quite seriously, "I'll be cross with you, if +you don't stop taking that attitude with me. It isn't for YOU to say +whether I shall flirt with other men or not!" + +"No, I know it;" and Philip was unexpectedly humble. "I wish it was for +me to say, Patty." + +"Stop talking nonsense, or I'll stop dancing with you! By the way, +Phil, you're an awfully good dancer." + +"I'm glad there's something about me that pleases your ladyship." + +"Yes; so am I. It certainly isn't your temper!" + +And then Philip smiled into Patty's eyes, and peace was restored, as it +always was after their little squabbles. + +The dance over, they sat for a few moments, and then Kenneth Harper +asked to be Patty's next partner. + +"All right, Ken," said Patty; "but sit down here just a minute; I want +to watch the others." + +What Patty really wanted was to see Mr. Cameron dance; and in a few +moments he went past them with Elise. + +"That man's all round clever," commented Kenneth. "He dances just as he +plays the violin, exquisitely. Why, Patty, he's a poem in patent +leathers!" + +Sure enough, Kit Cameron was an unusually fine dancer, and Patty felt a +slow blush rising to her cheeks, as she remembered what she had said to +him, and realised he must have thought her vain of her dancing. + +For once, Patty felt honestly ashamed of herself. She had implied that +she was such a fine dancer she didn't care to dance with any one +unskilled in the art. + +But after all, this was not quite Patty's attitude. When a stranger was +introduced to her, she was quite willing to dance with him, whether he +danced well or not. But as to Mr. Cameron, Patty liked him so much and +so enjoyed his beautiful music, that she really felt it would be a +shock to their friendship if he danced awkwardly. + +And, too, she never for a moment supposed he would take her at her +word. She had supposed he would insist upon the dance, even after her +hesitation. + +"What's the matter Patty?" said Kenneth; "you look as though you'd lost +your last friend!" + +"I'm not sure but I have," said Patty, smiling a little. For certainly +Mr. Cameron was the last friend she had made, and it was very likely +that she had lost him. + +"Well, never mind, you still have me left. I'm gentle and I'm kind, and +you'll never, never find a better friend than your old Ken." + +"I believe you're right," and Patty smiled at him. "We've been friends +a long time, haven't we, Ken?" + +"We sure have. When I look at your gray hair and wrinkled cheeks, I +realise that we are growing old together." + +Patty laughed and dimpled at this nonsense, and then declared she was +ready to dance. + +All through the evening, Patty was gaily whisked from one partner to +another, but Kit Cameron never came near her. + +She was decidedly chagrined at this, even though she knew she had only +herself to blame for it. She had been really rude, and she was reaping +the well-deserved consequences. + +Often she passed Cameron in the dance, as he whirled by with another +girl. He always smiled pleasantly as they passed, and the fact that he +was a magnificent dancer only made Patty feel more angry with herself +at having been so silly. + +Just before the last dance, Patty stood, gaily chatting with several of +her friends, when the music struck up, and both Kenneth and Philip +claimed the dance. + +"You promised it to me, Patty," said Kenneth, reproachfully. + +"Why, Ken Harper, I didn't do any such thing!" and Patty's big blue +eyes gazed at him in honest surprise. + +"Of course you didn't, you promised it to me," said Van Reypen, equally +mendacious. + +"Why, I didn't promise it to anybody!" declared Patty; "I haven't +promised a dance ahead this whole evening." + +As she stood, with the two insistent applicants on either side of her, +Cameron walked straight toward her. He said not a word, but held out +his arm, and calmly walking away from her two disappointed suitors, +Patty was at once whirled away. + +"Well, Princess Poppycheek,--Princess Pink Poppycheek,--I had to +surrender," Cameron said, as they floated around the room. "After your +cruel aspersion on my dancing, I was so enraged I vowed to myself I'd +never speak to you again. But I'm awful magnanimous, and I forgive you +freely, from the bottom of my heart." + +"I haven't asked to be forgiven," and Patty shot him a saucy glance; +"but," she added, shyly, "I'm truly glad you do forgive me. I was a +pig!" + +"So you were. A Poppycheeked piggy-wig! But with me, what is forgiven +is forgotten. And, by the way, you dance fairly well." + +"So I've been told," returned Patty, demurely. "And I find I can get +along with you." + +This sounded like faint praise, but each knew that the other +appreciated how well their steps suited each other and how skilful they +both were. + +Van Reypen and Ken Harper stood where Patty had left them, for a +moment, as they watched their hoped-for partner dance away. + +"There's no use getting mad at that child," said Ken, patiently; "she +WILL do as she likes." + +"Well, after all, why shouldn't she? She's a reigning belle, and she's +a law unto herself. But she has a lot of sense inside that golden curly +head." + +"Yes," returned Kenneth, "and not only sense, but a sound, sweet +nature. Patty is growing up a coquette, but it is only because she is +beset by flattery; and, too, she IS full of mischief. She can't help +teasing her suitors, as she calls them." + +"She can tease me all she likes," said Van Reypen, somewhat seriously, +and Kenneth answered simply, "Me, too." + +Next morning, Patty told Nan all about Mr. Cameron, and that gay little +lady was greatly interested in the story. + +"I knew he would be nice," said Nan, "from what you had already told me +about him. Is he good-looking, Patty?" + +"Yes,--no,--I don't know," returned Patty; "I don't believe I thought +about it. He has an awfully nice face, and he's tall and big, and yet +he's young-looking. At least, his eyes are. He has dark eyes, and +they're just brimming over with mischief and fun, except when he's +playing his violin." + +"Then I suppose he has the regulation 'far away' look," commented Nan. + +"Well, he doesn't look like a dying goat, if that's what you mean! but +he looks like a real musician, and he is one." + +"And a woman-hater, I believe?" + +"Oh, it's rubbish to call him that! He's not crazy over girls, but it's +because he thinks most of them are silly. He likes his two +cousins,--and, Nan, don't breathe it, but I have a faint inkling of a +suspicion of a premonition that he's going to like me!" + +"Patty, you're a conceited little goose!" + +"Nay, nay, my ducky stepmother, but I'd be a poor stick if I couldn't +fascinate that youth after our romantic introduction." + +"That's so; and I think you'll not have much trouble bringing him to +your feet." + +"Oh, I don't want him at my feet. And I don't want him to fall in love +with me. I hate that sort of thing! I want him for a nice, chummy, +comrade friend, and if I can't have him that way, I don't want him at +all. There's Philip and Kenneth now; they've always been so nice. But +lately they've taken to making sheep's eyes at me and flinging out bits +of foolishness here and there that make me tired! A debutante's life is +not a happy one!" + +Patty drew such a long, deep sigh, that Nan burst into laughter. + +"I would feel sorry for you, Patty," she said, "but I can't help +thinking that you're quite able to look out for yourself." + +"'Deed I am! When they talk mush, I just giggle at 'em. It brings 'em +down pretty quick from their highfalutin nonsense!" + +The two were sitting in Patty's boudoir, which was such a bright, sunny +room that many a morning hour was pleasantly passed together there by +these two friends. Patty was fortunate in having a stepmother so in +sympathy with her pursuits and pleasures, and Nan was equally fortunate +in having warm-hearted, sunny-natured Patty with her. + +Jane came in, bringing an enormous box from a florist. + +"My prophetic soul!" cried Patty. "My efforts were not in vain! I feel +it in my funnybone that my latest Prince Charming has sent me a posy." + +Nor was she wrong. The box contained a bewildering array of spring +flowers. Delicate blossoms of jonquils, hyacinths, lilacs, daffodils, +and other dainty, fragile flowers that breathed of spring. + +"Aren't they lovely!" And Patty buried her face in the fragrant mass of +bloom. + +"Here's a card," said Nan, picking up a white envelope. + +Patty drew out Mr. Cameron's card, and on it was written: "To Princess +Poppycheek; that they may tell all that I may not speak." + +"Now that's a real nice sentiment," Patty declared; "you see, it +doesn't commit him to anything, and yet it sounds pretty. Oh, I shall +end by adoring that young man! Bring me some bowls and things, please, +Jane; I want to arrange this flower garden myself." + +Jane departed with the box and papers, and returned with a tray, on +which were several bowls and vases filled with water. + +Patty always enjoyed arranging flowers, and she massed them in the +bowls, with taste and skill as to color and arrangement. + +"There!" she said, as she finished her task; "they do look beautiful, +though I say it as shouldn't. Now, I think I shall sit me down and +write a sweet gushing note of thanks, while I'm in the notion. For I've +a lot on to-day, and I can't devote much time to this particular +suitor." + +"Suitor is a slang word, Patty; you oughtn't to use it." + +"Fiddle-dee-dee! if I didn't use any slang, I couldn't talk at all! And +suitor isn't exactly slang; it's the word in current fashion for any +pleasant young gentleman who sends flowers, or otherwise favors any +pleasant young lady. Everybody in society knows what it means, so don't +act old fogy,--Nancy Dancy." + +Patty dropped a butterfly kiss on Nan's brow, and then pirouetted +across the room to her writing desk. + +"Shall I begin, 'My Dear Suitor'?" she said, and then giggled to see +the shocked look on Nan's face. + +"It wouldn't matter; he would understand," she said, carelessly, "but I +think I can do better than that." + +"Well, I'll leave you to yourself," said Nan; "not out of special +consideration for your comfort, but because it doesn't interest me to +watch anybody write letters." + +"By-by," and Patty waved her hand, absentmindedly, as Nan left the room. + +Then she applied herself to her task. + +"Most Courteous Knight," she began; "The flowers are beautiful,--and +they are saying lovely things to me. They say they are fresh and young +and green. Oh, my goodness! I forgot that you said they were speaking +for you! Well, then, they are saying that they are just the sort I +like, and they are sure of a welcome. With many, many thanks, I am very +sincerely yours, Patricia Poppycheek Fairfield." + +And then Patty dismissed her Knight from her mind, and turned her +attention to other matters. That afternoon about five o'clock, Mr. +Cameron called. + +"I scarcely hoped to find you at home," he said, as Patty greeted him +in the drawing-room. + +"It isn't our day," she returned, "but I chanced to be in, and I'm glad +of it. Nan, may I present Mr. Cameron?" And Nan accorded a pleasant +welcome to the visitor. + +"You see, Mrs. Fairfield," Cameron said, "I rarely go into society and +I fear my manners are a bit rusty. So if I have come to call too soon, +please forgive me." + +His smile was so frank and his manner so easily correct, that Nan +approved of him at once. She was punctilious in such matters, and she +saw, through Kit's pretence at rustiness, that he was not lacking in +etiquette or courtesy. + +"Let's have tea in the library," said Patty; "you see, Mr. Cameron, we +always invite people we like to have tea in there, rather than in this +formal place." + +"That suits me; I want to be considered one of the family, and what's +the use of wasting a whole lot of time getting up to that point? Let's +make believe we've always known each other." + +So tea was served in the library, and a very pleasant informal feast it +was. + +Mr. Fairfield came in, and soon the whole quartette were chatting gaily +as if they had always known each other. + +Mr. Cameron was especially interested in Patty's club called "Happy +Saturdays." + +"It's the kindest thing I ever heard of," he said, enthusiastically. +"It does good to people who can't be reached by any organised charity. +I don't want to intrude, Miss Fairfield, and I don't want to exploit +myself, but if you ever give your Saturday friends a little musicale or +anything like that, I'd jolly well like to play for you. I'll play +popular stuff, or I'll play my best Sunday-go-to-meeting pieces, +whichever you prefer." + +"That's awfully nice of you," said Patty, smiling at him. "I've often +thought I'd get up something of that sort." + +"We might have it here," said Nan, "unless you mean to invite more +people than we could take care of." + +"I'd like to have it here," said Patty; "the drawing-room would easily +seat sixty or seventy in an audience,--perhaps more. And I don't +believe we could find more than that to invite. Although I know of a +girls' club that I'd like to invite as a whole." + +"It's a pretty big thing you're getting up, Pattikins," said Mr. +Fairfield, smiling kindly at his enthusiastic daughter, "but if you +think you can swing it, go ahead. I'll help all I can." + +"It would upset the house terribly," said Nan; "but I don't mind that. +I'm with you, Patty. Let's do it." + +"If you're shy on the programme, I can get one or two fellows to help +us out," said Cameron. "A chum of mine warbles a good baritone and I'm +dead sure he'd like to help." + +"I'm really a perfectly good singer," said Mr. Fairfield, "but my voice +is not appreciated nowadays. So I'm going to decline all requests to +sing, however insistent. But I'll help you out this way, Patsy-Poppet. +I'll set up the supper for the whole crowd." + +"Oh, daddy, how good you are!" and Patty leaned over to give her +father's hand an affectionate squeeze. "It will be just lovely! We'll +give those people a real musical treat, and a lovely supper to wind up +with. Really, Mr. Cameron, you are to be thanked for all this, for you +first suggested it. Our club has never done such a big thing before. I +know the girls will be delighted!" + +Unable to wait, Patty flew to the telephone and called up Mona, who was +one of the most earnest workers of the club. As she had fore-seen, Mona +was greatly pleased, and they immediately planned a meeting for the +next morning to perfect the arrangements. + +"And incidentally, and aside from giving a musical entertainment to +your poor but worthy young friends, won't you go with me next week to +enjoy some music yourself?" said Cameron to Patty, as he was about to +take leave. + +"Where?" she asked. + +"I want to have a little opera party. Only half a dozen of us. The +Hepworths will be our chaperons, and if you will go, I'll ask my cousin +Marie and Mr. Harper." + +"Why not Mr. Van Reypen?" said Patty, mischievously. + +"Me deadly rival! never! nevaire! how could you cruelly suggest it?" + +"I didn't mean it. Forget it," and Patty smiled at him. + +"All right, it's forgotten, but don't EVER let such a thing occur +again!" + +And then Mr. Cameron reluctantly took himself off. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +A HOUSE PARTY + + +Somehow or other Mr. Cameron immediately became a prominent factor in +the Fairfield household. He appeared frequently, and even more +frequently he telephoned or he wrote notes or he sent flowers or +messages, until Patty declared he was everlastingly under foot! + +But he was so gay and good-natured, so full of pranks and foolery, that +it was impossible to snub him or to be annoyed with him. + +He was a civil engineer, having already built up a good-sized business. +But he seemed to be both able and willing to leave his office at any +hour of the day or night for any occasion where Patty was concerned. + +But he apparently fulfilled her wishes as to being her friend and chum +and comrade, without falling in love with her. + +"He's a thoroughly nice chap," Mr. Fairfield often said; "good-natured +and right-minded, as well as clever and talented." + +So, as he was also a favourite with Nan, he dropped in at the Fairfield +house very often, and Patty grew to like him very much. + +The opera party had duly taken place and had been a pleasant success. +The musical entertainment was being planned for some weeks hence, as it +was not easy to find a near-by date which suited all concerned. + +One morning, as Patty was fluttering around her boudoir and looking +over her mail, the telephone rang and the familiar "Hello, Princess," +sounded in her ear. + +"Hello, most noble Knight," she responded, "what would'st thou of me?" + +"A boon so great that I fear to ask it! Won't you promise it in +advance?" + +"What I promise in advance, I never fulfil." + +"Don't do it, then! I'll ask you first. You see, it's this way. My +angelic and altogether delightful sister Lora lives in Eastchester with +her stalwart husband and a blossom-bud of a kiddy. Now it seems that +there's a wonderful country-club ball up there, and she thinks it will +be nice if you and I should attend that same." + +"And what do YOU think about it?" + +"Oh, I don't have any thoughts concerning it, until I know what YOU +think. And then, of course, that's precisely what _I_ think." + +"When is it?" + +"To-morrow night." + +"Mercy me! So soon! Well, I haven't anything on for to-morrow night; +but the next night Mr. Van Reypen is making a theatre party for me that +I wouldn't miss for anything." + +"H'm! how LOVELY! Well, Princess, what say you to my humble plea?" + +"What are your plans? How do I get there?" + +"Why, thusly; my sister will invite you to her home, and incidentally +to the ball. She will also ask my cousin Marie and Mr. Harper, who is +not at all averse, it seems to me, to playing Marie's little lamb!" + +"Have you noticed that? So have I. Well, go on." + +"Well, then, I thought it would be nice if we four should motor out to +Eastchester to-morrow afternoon, go straight to sister's, do up the +ball business and motor back the next day. There's the whole case in a +nutshell. Now pronounce my doom!" + +"It seems to me just the nicest sort of a racket, and if your sister +invites me, I shall most certainly accept." + +"Oh, bless you for ever! Princess Poppycheek. I shall telephone Lora at +once, and she will write you an invitation on her best stationery, and +she will also telephone you, and if you wish it she will come and call +on you." + +"No, don't bother her to do that. I've met her, you know, and if she +either writes or telephones, it will be all right. What time do we +start?" + +"About three, so as to make it easily by tea-time." + +"I'll be ready. Count on me. Good-bye." + +Patty hung up the telephone suddenly, as she always did. She often said +it was her opinion that more time was wasted in this world by people +who didn't know how to say good-bye, than from any other cause. And her +minutes were too precious to be spent on a telephone, after the main +subject of conversation had been finished. + +She danced downstairs to tell Nan all about it. + +"Very nice party," Nan approved; "I've met Mrs. Perry, you know, and +she's charming. You'll be home Thursday, of course. You know you've a +theatre party that night." + +"Yes, I know; I'll be home," said Patty, abstractedly. "What would you +take for the ball, Nan? My pink chiffon or my yellow satin?" + +"They're both so pretty, it's hard to choose. The yellow satin, I +think; it's a dream of a frock." + +Mrs. Perry wrote a most cordial invitation and also telephoned, saying +how glad she would be to welcome Patty to her home. + +And so, the next afternoon, the young people started on their motor +trip. + +It was easily accomplished in two hours, and then Patty found herself a +very much honoured guest in Mrs. Perry's pleasant home. + +"It's dear of you to come," said the vivacious little hostess, as she +took Patty and Marie to their rooms upon their arrival. + +"It's dear of you to ask me." returned Patty; "I love to go to parties, +and I love to go into new people's houses,--I mean people's new +houses,--oh, well, you know what I mean; I mean HERE!" + +"The house IS new," said Mrs. Perry, laughing, "but we're getting to be +old people, and we want you young folks to liven us up." + +"Old people!" and Patty smiled at the pretty young matron. + +"Yes, wait till you see my baby. She's almost three years old! Fancy my +going to balls, with a big girl like that." + +"You're just fishing," said Patty, laughingly, "and I shan't humour +you. I know you young mothers! You go to a party, and you're the +belles, and leave all us wall-flowers green with envy!" + +Mrs. Perry's eyes twinkled, and she looked so roguish that Patty +exclaimed, "You're exactly like Mr. Cameron! I can well believe you're +his sister." + +"Who's he? Oh, you mean Kit! I don't think I ever heard him called Mr. +Cameron before, and it does sound so funny! Can't we persuade you to +say Kit?" + +"I don't mind, if he doesn't," said Patty, carelessly. "What a darling +room this is!" + +"Yes; this is one of my pet rooms. I always give it to my favourite +guests." + +"I don't wonder," and Patty looked round admiringly at the dainty +draperies and pretty appointments of the chamber. + +"Marie always has it when she's here; but, of course, she was glad to +give it up to you, and I put her in the blue room just across the hall. +Come now, powder your nose, we must run down to tea. Don't change your +frock." + +Patty had worn a little silk house gown under her motor coat, so after +a brief adjustment of her tumbled curls she was ready to go down. + +The Perrys' was a modern house of an elaborate type. There were many +rooms, on varying levels, so that one was continually going up or down +a few broad steps. Often the rooms were separated only by columns or by +railings, which made the whole interior diversified and picturesque. + +"Such a gem of a house!" exclaimed Patty, as she entered the tea-room. +"So many cosy, snuggly places,--and so warm and balmy." + +She dropped into a lot of silken cushions that were piled in the corner +of an inglenook, and placed her feet daintily on a footstool in front +of the blazing fire. + +"Awful dinky!" said Kit, as he pushed aside some cushions and sat down +beside Patty, "but a jolly good house to visit in." + +"Yes, it is," said Marie, who was nestled in an easy-chair the other +side of the great fireplace. "And it's so light and pleasant. We never +get any sunlight, home." + +"Nonsense, Marie," said Kit, "our apartments are unusually light ones." + +"Well, it's a different kind of light," protested Marie. "It only comes +from across the street, and here the light comes clear from the +horizon." + +"It does," agreed Mrs. Perry, "but we're getting the very last rays +now. Ring for lights, Kit." + +"No, sister, let's just have the firelight. It's more becoming, anyway." + +So Mrs. Perry merely turned on one pink-shaded light near the tea table +and let her guests enjoy the twilight and firelight. + +"Country life is 'way ahead of city existence," remarked Kenneth, as he +made himself useful in passing the teacups. "The whole atmosphere is +different. When I marry and settle down, I shall be a country +gentleman." + +"How interesting!" cried Patty. "I should love to see you, Ken, +superintending your gardener and showing him how to plant cabbages!" + +"Dead easy," retorted Kenneth; "I'd have a gardener show me first, and +when the next gardener came I could show him." + +"Well, I don't want to live in the country," said Kit; "it's great to +visit here, that's what sisters' houses are for; but I couldn't live so +far away from the busy mart. Back to the stones for mine." + +When their host, Dick Perry, arrived he came in with a genial, breezy +manner and warmly welcomed the guests. + +"Well, well!" he exclaimed, "this IS a treat! To come home at night and +find a lot of gay and festive young people gathered around! Lora, why +don't we do this oftener? Nothing like a lot of young people to make a +home merry. How are you, Marie? Glad to see you again, Miss Fairfield." + +Mr. Perry bustled around, flung off his coat, accepted a cup of tea +from his wife, and then, coming over toward Patty, he ordered Kit +Cameron to vacate, and he took his place. + +"You're not to be monopolised by that brother-in-law of mine, Miss +Fairfield," he said, as he sat down beside her. "He's a clever young +chap, I admit, but he can't always get ahead of me." + +Patty responded laughingly to this gay banter, and the tea hour passed +all too quickly, and it was time to dress for dinner. + +"We'll put on our party frocks before dinner," said Mrs. Perry, as she +went upstairs with the girls; "and then we won't have to dress twice. +I'll send you a maid, Miss Fairfield." + +"Thank you," said Patty, "but I can look after myself fairly +well,--until it comes to hooking up. I always do my own hair." + +"It can't be much trouble," said Mrs. Perry, looking admiringly at the +golden curls, "for it looks lovely whatever way you do it." + +Patty slipped on a kimono and brushed out her shining mass of curls. As +Mrs. Perry had rightly said, Patty's coiffure was not troublesome, for +however she bunched up the gleaming mass it looked exactly right. She +twisted it up with care, however, and added a marvellous ornament of a +bandeau, which circled halfway round her head, and above which a gilt +butterfly was tremblingly poised. It was too early to get into her +frock, so Patty flung herself into a big chair before the crackling +fire, and gave herself up to daydreams. She dearly loved to idle this +way and she fell to thinking, naturally, of the home she was visiting +and the people who lived there. + +Patty still sat dreaming these idle fancies, when there was a tap at +the door and, in response to her permission, a maid entered. + +"I'm Babette," she said, "and I have come to help you with your gown." + +"Thank you," said Patty, jumping up; "it's later than I thought. We +must make haste." + +With experienced deftness, the French maid arrayed Patty in the +beautiful evening gown of yellow satin, veiled with a shimmering yellow +gauze. + +Although unusual for a blonde, yellow was exceedingly becoming to +Patty, and she looked like an exquisite spring blossom in the soft, +sheath-like jonquil-coloured gown. + +Her dainty satin slippers and silk stockings were of the same pale +yellow, as was also the filmy scarf, which she knew how to wear so +gracefully. + +Her only ornament was a string of pearls, which had been her mother's. + +When she was all ready she went slowly down the winding staircase, +looking about her at the interesting house. A broad landing halfway +down showed an attractive window-seat, and Patty sat down there for a +moment. + +There seemed to be no one in the hall below, and Patty concluded that +she was early after all, though she had feared she would be late. + +In a moment Kit came down and spied her. + +"Hello, Princess!" he cried. "You're a yellow poppy to-night,--and a +gay little blossom, too." + +"Not yellow poppyCHEEK!" cried Patty, rubbing her pink cheeks in mock +dismay. + +"Well, no; only one who is colour-blind could call those pink cheeks +yellow. May I pose beside you, here, and make a beautiful tableau?" + +He sat beside Patty on the window-seat, and they wondered why the rest +were so late. + +"Prinking, I suppose," said Kit. "How did you manage to get ready so +soon?" + +"Why, just because I thought I was late, and so I hurried." + +"Didn't know a girl COULD hurry,--accept my compliments." And Kit rose +and made an exaggerated bow. + +"What's going on?" said Dick Perry, gaily, as he came downstairs and +paused on the landing. + +"Only homage at the shrine of Beauty," returned Kit. + +"Let me homage, too," said Mr. Perry, and they both bowed and scraped, +until Patty went off in a gale of laughter and said: "You ridiculous +boys, you look like popinjays! But here comes Marie; now more homage is +due." + +Marie came down the steps slowly and gracefully, looking very pretty in +pale green, with tiny pink rosebuds for trimming. + +"Good for you, Marie!" exclaimed her cousin. "Your dress gees with Miss +Fairfield's first-rate. You'll do!" + +And then the others came, and the merry group went out to dinner. + +After dinner they started at once for the country-club ball. It was to +be a very large affair, and, as Patty knew no one except their own +house party, she declared that she knew she'd be a wall-flower. + +"Wall-flower, indeed!" said Kit. "Poppies don't grow on walls. They +grow right in the middle of the field, and sway and dance in the +breeze." + +"I always said you were a poet," returned Patty, "and you do have the +prettiest fancies." + +"I fancy YOU, if that's what you mean," Kit replied, and Patty gave him +a haughty glance for his impertinence. + +Then Babette put on Patty's coat, which was a really gorgeous affair. +It was what is known as a Mandarin coat, of white silk, heavily +embroidered with gold, and very quaint she looked in it. + +"That thing must weigh a ton," commented Kit. "Why do you girls want to +wear Chinese togs?" + +"It's a beautiful coat," said Mrs. Perry, admiringly. "Have you been to +China, Miss Fairfield?" + +"No; I never have. This was a Christmas present, and I'm awfully fond +of it. I'm afraid I'm barbaric in my love of bright, glittering things." + +"A very civilised little barbarian," said Mr. Perry, and then they all +went off to the ball. + +"How many may I have?" said Kit, as he took Patty's programme from her +hand after they were in the ballroom. + +"As I don't know any one else, I shall have to dance them all with you +and Ken," returned Patty, demurely. + +"Never mind Harper; give them all to me." + +Patty looked at him calmly. "I'll tell you what," she said: "you put +down your initials for every dance; then, if I do find any partners I +like better, I'll give them dances; and, if not, you see I'll have you +to depend on." + +Cameron stared at her, but Patty looked at him with an innocent smile, +as if she were not asking anything extraordinary. + +"Well, you've got a nerve!" the young man exclaimed. + +"Why, it was your own proposition that you have all the dances;" and +Patty looked almost offended. + +"Poppycheek, you shall have it your own way! You shall have anything +you want, that _I_ can give you." And Cameron scribbled his initials +against every one of the twenty dances on the programme. + +"You might have put K. C. to the first and then ditto after that," said +Patty, as she watched him. + +"Nay, nay, Pauline!" and Kit gave her a shrewd glance. "Think what +would happen then. You'd give a dance to some other man, maybe, and +he'd set down his initials, and all the rest of the dittos would refer +to him!" + +"Poor man! I never thought of that! But it isn't likely there'll be any +others except Ken." + +"Oh, don't you worry! Everybody will want an introduction to you, after +they see you dance." + +"I don't think much of that for a compliment! I'd rather be loved for +my sweet self alone." + +"Have you never been?" + +"Many, many times!" and Patty sighed in mock despair. "But my love +affairs always end tragically." + +"Your suitors drown themselves, I suppose?" + +"Do you mean if I encourage them?" + +"Do you know what a silly you are?" + +"Do you know what a goose YOU are?" + +"Children, stop quarrelling," and Mrs. Perry smiled at the chattering +pair. "Miss Fairfield, several amiable young men of my acquaintance +desire to be presented to you. May I?" + +Patty smilingly acquiesced, and in a moment half a dozen would-be +partners were asking for dances. + +They looked rather taken aback at sight of Patty's card, but she calmly +explained to them the true condition of things, and they accepted the +situation with smiles of admiration for a girl who could command such +an arrangement. Patty would not give more than one dance to each, as +she wanted to find out which ones she liked best. + +Mr. Perry brought up some of his acquaintances, too, and shortly +Patty's programme showed an astonishing lot of hieroglyphics scribbled +over Kit's initials. + +"Here are twelve dances you may have for your other friends," said +Patty, to Mr. Cameron. "Take the numbers as I call them off: one, two, +three----" + +"Oh, wait a minute! Have you given them all away?" + +"No; only the first twelve, so far. But cheer up! I may be able to +dispose of the others." + +"You're a naughty, bad, mean little princess; and I don't love you any +more." + +Kit looked reproachfully at Patty, with his eyes so full of +disappointment that she relented. + +"I didn't give away the first one, really," she said, softly. "I saved +that for you." + +"You blessed, dear, sweet little Princess you! Now, don't give away any +more, will you? I know you'll have thousands of requests." + +"I'll see about it," was all Patty would promise, and then the music +began and they stepped out on to the dancing floor. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +EDDIE BELL + + +"Which do you like best of all the boys you've met?" asked Kit, as they +danced. + +"What a question! How can I possibly tell, when a dozen well-behaved +and serious-looking young men stand up like a class in school and say, +one after another, 'May I have the honour of a dance, Miss Fairfield?' +They all looked exactly alike to me. Except one. There was one boy, who +looks so much like me he might be my brother. I never had a brother, +and I've a good notion to adopt him as one." + +"Don't! There's nothing so dangerous as adopting a young man for a +brother! But I know who you mean,--Eddie Bell. He doesn't look a bit +like you, but he HAS yellow curls and blue eyes." + +"And pink cheeks," supplemented Patty. + +"Yes, but not poppy cheeks; they're more the pink of a--of +a--horsechestnut!" + +"I think pink horsechestnut blooms are beautiful." + +"Oh, you do, do you? And I suppose you think Eddie Bell is beautiful!" + +"Well, there's no occasion for you to get mad about it if I do. Do you +know, Mr. Cameron, you flare up very easily." + +"If you'll call me Kit, I'll promise never to flare up again." + +"Certainly, I'll call you Kit. I'd just as lieve as not; anything to +oblige." + +"And may I call you Patty?" + +"Why, yes, if you like." + +"Look here, you're altogether too indifferent about it." + +"Oh, what a boy!" And Patty rolled her eyes up in despair. "If I don't +want him to call me Patty, he doesn't like it; and if I do let him call +me Patty, he isn't satisfied! What to do,--what to do!" + +"You're a little tease,--THAT'S what you are!" + +"And you're a big tease, that's what YOU are! I've heard you're even +fond of practical jokes! Now, I detest practical jokes." + +"That's an awful pity, for I mean to play one on you the very first +chance I get." + +"You can't do it?" + +"Why can't I?" + +"Because I'd discover it, and foil you." + +"There's no such word as foil in my bright lexicon. I'll lay you a +wager, if you like, that I play a practical joke on you, that you, +yourself, will admit is clever and not unkind. That's the test of a +right kind of a joke,--to be clever and not unkind." + +Patty's eyes danced. "You have the right idea about it," she said, +nodding her head approvingly. "I don't so much mind a practical joke, +if it is really a good one, and doesn't make the victim feel hurt or +chagrined. But all the same, Mr. Kit, you can't get one off on me! I'm +a little too wide-awake, as you'll find out." + +"Would you take a wager?" + +"I'm not in the habit of betting, but I'm willing for once. It's hardly +fair, though, for I'm betting on a dead certainty." + +"You mean you THINK you are! And I think _I_ am, so the chances are +even. What are the stakes?" + +"I don't care: candy or books or flowers or anything." + +"Nonsense, they're too prosaic. If I win, you're to give me a +photograph of yourself." + +"Oh, I almost never give my picture to my suitors. It isn't good form." + +"But, if you're so sure that you will win, you needn't be afraid to +promise it." + +"All right, I promise; and, if I win, you may give me a perfectly +beautiful picture frame, in which I shall put some other man's picture." + +"How cruel you can be! But, as I'm sure of winning, I'm not afraid to +take that up. A frame against a picture, then. But there must be a time +limit." + +"I'll give you a month; if you can't do it in that time, you can't do +it at all. And, also, I must be the judge,--if you do fool me,--whether +your practical joke is clever and not unkind." + +"I'm quite contented that you should be the judge, for I know your +sincere and honest nature will not let you swerve a hair's breadth from +a true and fair judgment." + +"That's clever," returned Patty; "for now I shall have to be honest." + +The first dance over, Patty went on with a long succession of dances +with her various partners. They were all polite and courteous young +men, some attractive and agreeable, others shy, and some dull and +uninteresting. Patty complacently accorded another dance to any one she +liked, and calmly refused it to less desirable partners,--pleading an +engagement with Cameron as her excuse. + +The one she liked best was Eddie Bell. As she had said, this young man +did look a little like Patty herself, though this was mostly due to +their similarity of colouring. + +"If I may say anything so impossible, it seems to me that I look like a +comic valentine of you," said Mr. Bell, as they began to dance. + +Patty laughed outright at this apt expression of their resemblance, and +said: "I have already told some one that you looked exactly like me. +So, in that case, I'm a comic valentine, too. But, truly, you're enough +like me to be my brother." + +"May I be? Not that I want to, in the least, but of course that is the +obvious thing to say. I'd rather be most any relation to you than a +brother." + +"Why?" + +"Oh, it's such a prosaic relationship. I have three sisters,--and +they're the dearest girls in the world,--but I don't really feel the +need of any more." + +"What would you like to be?" And Patty flashed him a dangerous glance +of her pansy-blue eyes. + +But Mr. Bell kept his equanimity. "How about second cousin, once +removed?" + +"I suppose you'll be removed at the end of this dance." + +"Then, may this dance last for ever!" + +"Oh, what a pretty speech! Of course, you wouldn't make that to a +sister! I think a second cousinship is very pleasant." + +"Then, that's settled. And I may call you Cousin Patty, I suppose?" + +"It would seem absurd to say Cousin Miss Fairfield, wouldn't it? And +yet our acquaintance is entirely too short for first names." + +"But it's growing longer every minute; and, if you would grant me +another dance after I'm removed from this one, I'm sure we could reach +the stage of first names." + +"I will give you one more," said Patty, for she liked Mr. Bell very +much. + +So at the end of their dance they agreed upon a number later on the +programme, and Mr. Bell wrote down "Cousin Ed" on Patty's card. + +It was just after this that Kit came back for his second dance. + +"Naughty girl," he said; "you've kept me waiting three-quarters of the +evening." + +"I thought I saw you dancing with several visions of beauty." + +"Only killing time till I could get back to you. Come on, don't waste a +minute." + +It was a joy to Patty to dance with Cameron, for he was by all odds the +best dancer she had ever met. And many admiring glances followed them +as they circled the great room. + +"How did you like your little brother?" Kit enquired. + +"He's a ducky-daddles!" declared Patty, enthusiastically. "Just a nice +all-round boy, frank and jolly and good-natured." + +"That's what I am." + +"Not a bit of it! You're a musician; freakish, temperamental, touchy, +and--a woman-hater." + +"Gracious! what a character to live up to,--or down to. But I hate YOU +awfully, don't I?" + +"I don't know. I never can feel sure of these temperamental natures." + +"Well, don't you worry about feeling sure of me. The longer you live, +the surer you'll feel." + +"That sounds like 'the longer she lives the shorter she grows,'" said +Patty, flippantly. + +"Yes, the old nursery rhyme. Well, you are my candle,--a beacon, +lighting my pathway with your golden beams----" + +"Oh, do stop! That's beautiful talk, but it's such rubbish." + +"Haven't you ever noticed that much beautiful talk IS rubbish?" + +"Yes, I have. And I'm glad that you think that way, too. Beautiful +thoughts are best expressed by plain, sincere words, and have little +connection with 'beautiful talk.'" + +"Patty Fairfield, you're a brick! And, when I've said that, I can't say +anything more." + +"A gold brick?" + +"Not in the usual acceptance of that term; but you're pure gold, and +I'm jolly well glad I've found a girl like you." + +There was such a ring of sincerity in Cameron's tone that Patty looked +up at him suddenly. And the honest look in his eyes made it impossible +for her to return any flippant response. + +"And I'm glad, too, that we are friends, Kit," she said, simply. + +The next dance was Mr. Bell's, and that rosy-cheeked youth came up +blithely to claim it. + +"Come along, Cousin Patty," he said, and Cameron stared at him in +amazement. + +"Are you two cousins?" he said. + +"Once removed," returned Eddie Bell, gaily; "and this is the removal." +He took Patty's hand and laid it lightly within his own arm as he led +her away. + +"Don't let's dance right off," he begged. "Let's rest a minute in this +bosky dell." + +The dell was an alcove off the ballroom, which contained several palms +and floral baskets and a deep, cushioned window-seat. + +"Let's sit here and watch the moon rise;" and he led Patty toward the +window-seat, where he deftly arranged some cushions for her. + +"I believe the moon rises to-morrow afternoon," said Patty. + +"Well, I don't mind waiting. Sit here, won't you? These stupid cushions +ought to be of a golden yellow or a pale green. However, this old rose +does fairly well for our blond beauty. Isn't it nice we're of the same +type and harmonise with the same furnishings? When we're married we +won't have to differ about our house decorations." "When we are WHAT?" + +"Married, I said. You know, you're not really my second cousin and +there's absolutely no bar to our union." + +This was quite the most audacious young man Patty had ever met. But she +was quite equal to the situation. + +"Of course there isn't," she said, lightly. "And, when I think of the +economy of our being able to use the same colour scheme, it IS an +inducement." + +"And meantime we must get better acquainted, as you said when we were +dancing. May I come to see you in the city? Where do you live?" + +"In Seventy-second Street," said Patty, "but I feel it my duty to tell +you that there's already a long line awaiting admission." + +"Oh, yes, I've seen that line when I've been passing. It goes clear +round the corner of the block. Do I have to take my place at the end, +or can I have a special favour shown me?" + +"I'm sure your sense of justice wouldn't permit that. You take your +place at the end of the line, and when your turn comes I'll be glad to +welcome you." + +"Then that's all right," said Mr. Bell, cheerfully, "and you'll be +surprised to see how soon I appear! Now, lady fair, would you rather go +and dance or sit here and listen to me converse?" + +"It's pleasant to rest a little," and Patty nestled into her cushions, +"and you really ARE amusing, you know. Let's stay here a little while." + +"Now, isn't that nice of you! Do you want to talk, too, or shall I do +it all and give you a complete rest?" + +"You do it all," said Patty, indolently. "It will be like going to a +monologue entertainment." + +"At your orders. What subject would you like?" + +"Yourself." + +"Oh, wise beyond your years! You know the subject that most interests a +man." + +"That isn't pretty!" And Patty frowned at him. "There ought to be +another subject more interesting to you than that!" + +"There is; but I don't dare trust myself with HER!" + +Mr. Bell's manner and voice were so exactly the right mixture of +deferential homage and burlesque that Patty laughed in delight. + +"You are the DEAREST man!" she cried. + +He looked at her reproachfully. "You said I might do all the talking, +and now you're doing it yourself." + +"I'll be still now. Avoid that subject you consider dangerous and tell +me all about yourself." + +"Well, once upon a time, there was a beautiful young man who rejoiced +in the poetic and musical name of Eddie Bell. I know he was a beautiful +young man, because he was said to resemble the most beautiful girl in +the whole world. Well, one evening he had the supreme good fortune to +meet this girl, and he realised at once that he had met his Fate,--his +Fate with a VERY large F. Incidentally, the F stood for Fairfield, +which made his Fate all the more certain. And so----" + +"Patty, are you here?" and Ken Harper came through the palms toward +them. "This is our dance." + +"Good gracious, Ken, is this dance the next dance? I mean is this dance +over, or is this dance our dance." + +"You seem a little mixed, Patty, but this is our dance and I claim it. +Are you RESTED enough?" + +Patty rose and, with a simple word of excuse to Mr. Bell, went away +with Kenneth. + +"That's the first time, Ken, in all our friendship that I ever knew you +to say anything horrid," and Patty looked at him with a really hurt +expression. + +"I didn't say anything horrid," and Kenneth's fine face wore a sulky +expression. + +"You did, too. You asked me if I were RESTED in a horrid, sarcastic +tone; and you meant it for a reproof, because I sat out that dance with +Mr. Bell." + +"You had no business to go and hide behind those palms with him." + +"We didn't hide! That's only a bay-window alcove,--a part of the +ballroom. I have a perfect right to sit out a dance if I choose." + +"That young chap was too familiar, anyway. I heard him calling you +'Cousin Patty.'" + +"Oh, fiddlestrings, Ken! Don't be an idiot! We were only joking. And +I'm not so old, yet, but what I can let a boy call me by my first name +if I choose. When I'm twenty I'm going to be Miss Fairfield; but while +I'm nineteen anybody can call me Patty,--if I give him permission." + +"You're a flirt, Patty." + +"All right, Ken. Flirt with me, won't you?" Patty's roguish blue eyes +looked at Kenneth with such a frank and friendly glance that he +couldn't scold her any more. + +"I can't flirt with you, Patty. I'm not that sort. You know very well +I've only a plain, plodding sort of a mind, and I can't keep up with +this repartee and persiflage that you carry on with these other chaps." + +"I don't carry on," said Patty, laughing. + +"I didn't say you carried on," returned Kenneth, who took everything +seriously. "I meant you carried on conversations that are full of wit +and repartee, of a sort that I can't get off." + +"Nobody wants you to, you dear old Ken! You wouldn't be half as nice if +you were as foolish and frivolous as these society chatterboxes! You've +got more sterling worth and real intellect in your make-up than they +ever dreamed of. Now, stop your nonsense and come on and dance. +But--don't undertake to lecture Patty Fairfield,--she won't stand for +it!" + +"I didn't mean to lecture you, Patty," and Kenneth spoke very humbly. +"But when I saw you tucked away behind those palms, flirting with that +yellow-headed rattle-pate, I felt that I ought to speak to you." + +"You SPOKE, all right!" and Patty looked at him severely. "But you know +perfectly well, Kenneth Harper, that I wasn't doing anything I oughtn't +to. You know perfectly well that, though I like what you call +'flirting,' I'm never the least bit unconventional and I never forget +the strictest law of etiquette and propriety. I'd scorn to do such a +thing!" + +Patty's blue eyes were blazing now with righteous indignation, for +Kenneth had been unjust, and Patty would not stand injustice. She was +punctilious in matters of etiquette, and she had not overstepped any +bounds by sitting out a dance in that alcove, which was a part of the +ballroom and a refuge for any one weary of dancing. + +"And you know perfectly well, Kenneth," she went on, "that you DIDN'T +think I was unconventional, or anything of the sort. You were only----" + +Patty paused, for she didn't quite want to say what was in her mind. + +"You're right, Little Patty," and Kenneth looked her straight in the +eyes; "you're right. I WAS jealous. Yes, and envious. It always hurts +me to see you laughing and talking in that darling little way of yours, +and to know that _I_ can't make you talk like that. I wish I weren't +such a stupid-head! I wish _I_ could say things that would make you +play your pretty fooleries with ME." + +Patty looked at him in amazement. She had never suspected that +serious-minded, hard-working Kenneth had anything but scorn for men of +less mental calibre and quicker wit. + +"Why, Kenneth," she said, gently, "don't talk like that. My friendship +for you is worth a dozen of these silly foolery flirtations with men +that I don't care two cents for." + +"I don't want your friendship, Patty," and Kenneth's deep voice +trembled a little; "I mean I don't want ONLY your friendship. And yet I +know I can't hope for anything more. I'm too dull and commonplace to +attract a beautiful butterfly like you." + +"Kenneth," and Patty gave him a glance, gentle, but a little +bewildered, "you're out of your head. You have a splendid head, +Kenneth, full of wonderful brains, but you're out of it. You get +yourself back into it as quick as you can! And don't let's dance this +dance, please; I am tired. I wish you'd take me to Mrs. Perry." + +In silence, Kenneth complied with Patty's wish, and took her to where +Lora Perry was sitting. + +Then he went away, leaving Patty much more disturbed by what he had +said than by all the gay fooleries of Eddie Bell or Kit Cameron. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +QUARANTINED + + +"Tired?" asked Mrs. Perry, as she welcomed Patty to her side. + +"A little; I love to dance, but a long program does weary me. Are we +going home soon?" + +"Whenever you like, dear." + +"Oh, not until the others are ready. There goes Marie. She's having a +lovely time to-night. Isn't she a pretty thing?--and so popular." + +Patty's admiration was sincere and honest, and Marie's dark, glowing +beauty was well worthy of commendation. + +But seeing Patty sitting by Mrs. Perry, Marie came to them, when the +dance ended, and declared that she was quite ready to go home, although +the program wasn't finished. + +"What's all this about?" inquired Kit Cameron, coming up to them. "Go +home? Not a bit of it! There are a lot of dances yet." + +"Well, you stay for them if you like, Kit," said his sister, rising. +"I'm going to take these girls away. They've danced quite enough, and +it's time they went home." + +"Whither thou all goest, I will go also," said Cameron. "Where's +Harper?" + +Kenneth and Dick Perry came along then, and both men expressed their +willingness to go home. + +Patty was rather silent during the homeward way, and indeed, as all +were more or less weary, there was little gay conversation. + +As they entered the house, Nora, the parlour-maid, appeared to take +their wraps. + +"Where is Babette?" asked Mrs. Perry, surprised to see Nora in place of +her French maid. + +"Sure she's sick, Mrs. Perry; she do be feelin' that bad, she had to go +to bed. So she bid me do the best I can for the young ladies." + +"I'm sorry to hear Babette is ill; I must go and see her at once." And +Mrs. Perry went away toward the servants' quarters. + +She returned shortly, saying Babette had a bad cold and a slight fever, +but that her symptoms were not alarming. + +"But I'm sorry you girls can't have her services to-night," Mrs. Perry +went on. + +"It doesn't matter a bit," said Patty; "I'd be sorry for myself, if I +couldn't get in and out of my own clothes! Don't think of it, Mrs. +Perry." + +They all went up to their rooms, and though Nora did her best to assist +Patty, her unskilful help bothered more than it aided. So she kindly +dismissed the girl, and catching up a kimono went across to Marie's +room. + +"You get me out of this frock, won't you, Marie?" she said. "It fidgets +me to have Nora fumbling with the hooks. It's a complicated arrangement +and I know she'd tear the lace." + +Marie willingly acquiesced, and then Patty slipped off the pretty +yellow gown, and got into her blue silk kimono. + +"Stay here and brush out your hair, Patty," said Marie, "and we can +have a 'kimono chat,' all by ourselves." + +So Patty sat down at Marie's toilet table, and began to brush out her +golden curls. + +"Did you like the ball, Patty?" asked Marie, as she braided her own +dark hair. + +"Lovely! Everybody was so nice to me. And you had a good time yourself, +I know. I saw you breaking hearts, one after another, you little siren." + +"Siren, yourself! How did you like that Bell boy?" + +"Gracious! That sounds like a hotel attendant! In fact I think +'bellhop,' as I believe they call them, wouldn't be a bad name for +Eddie Bell. I liked him ever so much, but he was a +little,--well,--fresh is the only word that expresses it." + +"He is cheeky; but he doesn't mean anything. He's a nice boy; I've +known him for years. He's an awful flirt,--but he admired you like +everything. Though as to that, who doesn't?" + +"Oh, I don't think so much of this general admiration. I think if a +young girl isn't admired, it's her own fault. She only has to be gay +and pleasant and good-natured, and people are bound to like her." + +"Yes," agreed Marie; "but there are degrees. I'll tell you who likes +you an awful lot,--and that's Mr. Harper." + +"Oh, Kenneth;" Patty spoke carelessly, but she couldn't prevent a +rising blush. "Why, Marie, we've been chums for years. I used to know +Ken Harper when I was a little girl and lived in Vernondale. He's a +dear boy, but we're just good friends." + +"I like him," and Marie said this so ingenuously, that Patty gave her a +quick look. "Don't you like anybody ESPECIALLY, Patty?" + +"No, I don't. All boys look alike to me. I like to have them to dance +with, and to send me flowers and candy; and I don't mind make-believe +flirting with them; but the minute they get serious, I want to run +away." + +"Aren't you ever going to be engaged, Patty?" + +"Nonsense! Marie, we're too young to think about such things. After a +few years I shall begin to consider the matter; and if I find anybody +that I simply can't live without, I shall proceed to marry him. Now, +curiosity-box, is there anything else you want to know?" + +"I didn't mean to be curious," and Marie's pretty face looked troubled; +"but, Patty, I will ask you one more question: Couldn't you,--couldn't +you like,--specially, I mean,--my cousin Kit?" + +"Marie, I've a notion to shake you! You little match-maker,--or +mischief-maker,--stop getting notions into your head! In the first +place, I've known your paragon of a cousin only a few weeks; and in the +second place, there's no use going any further than the first place! +Now, you go to sleep, and dream about birds and flowers and sunshine, +and don't fill your pretty head with grown-up notions." + +"You're a funny girl, Patty," and Marie looked at her with big, serious +eyes. + +"If it's funny to be a common-sense, rational human being, then I AM +funny! Now, good-night, chickabiddy. Mrs. Perry says she'll send up our +breakfast about nine to-morrow morning. Hop into my room and have it +with me, won't you?" + +Marie agreed to this arrangement, and gathering up her belongings, +Patty slipped across the hall to her own room. + +The wood fire had burnt down to red embers, and lowering the lights, +Patty sat down for a few moments in a big fireside chair to think. + +She had told the truth, that she did not want to think seriously of +what Marie called "an especial liking" for anybody; but what Kenneth +had said that evening troubled her. + +Her friendship for Kenneth was so firm and strong, her real regard for +him so deep and sincere, that she hated to have it intruded upon by a +question of a more serious feeling. And she had never suspected that +any such question would arise. But she could not mistake the meaning of +Kenneth's spoken wish that he might be capable of the gay conversation +in which Patty delighted. + +"Dear old Ken," she said to herself, "he's so nice just as he is, but +when he tries to be funny, he--well, he CAN'T, that's all. It isn't his +fault. All the boys can't be alike. And I s'pose Ken IS the nicest of +them, after all. He's so true and reliable. But I hope to gracious he +isn't going to fall in love with me. That would spoil everything I Oh, +well, I won't cross that bridge until I come to it. And if I have come +to it,--well, I won't cross it, even then. I'll just stand stock-still, +and wait. I believe there's a poem somewhere, that says: + + "'Standing with reluctant feet + Where the brook and river meet,-- + Womanhood and childhood sweet.' + +"I s'pose I HAVE left childhood behind, but I feel a long way off from +womanhood. And yet, in a couple of months I'll be twenty. That does +begin to sound aged! But I know one thing, sure and certain: I'll wait +till I AM twenty, before I think about a serious love affair. Suitors +are all very well, but I wouldn't be engaged to a man for anything! +Why, I don't suppose he'd let me dance with anybody else, or have any +fun at all! No, sir-ee, Patricia Fairfield, you're going to have two or +three years of your present satisfactory existence, before you wear +anybody's diamond ring. And now, my Lady Gay, you'd better skip to bed, +for to-morrow night you have a theatre party in prospect, and you want +to look fairly decent for that." + +The fire was burnt out now, and Patty was so sleepy that her head had +scarcely touched the pillow before she fell asleep. + +A light tap at her door awakened her the next morning, and Marie +appeared, followed by Nora, with a breakfast tray. + +"Wake up, curly-head-sleepy-head," and Marie playfully tweaked Patty's +curls. "Here, I'll be your maid. Here's your nightingale, and here's +your breakfast cap." + +Marie deftly arrayed Patty in the pretty trifles, and poked pillows +behind her back until she was comfortable. + +"Goodness gracious sakes! Marie," said Patty, rubbing her eyes, "you +waked me out of the soundest sleep I have ever known! WHY bother me +with breakfast?" + +"Had to do it," returned Marie, calmly, drawing up a big chair for +herself. "Now keep your eyes open and behave like a lady. Your +chocolate is getting cool and your toast is spoiling." + +The two girls were still discussing their breakfast, when Mrs. Perry +came in. + +"How are you getting on?" she asked, cheerily; "Babette is still ill, +so I had to send Nora to you." + +"Everything is lovely," said Patty, smiling at her hostess. "We're +delightfully looked after. Nora is a jewel. But I hope your maid isn't +seriously ill." + +"I'm afraid she is," and Mrs. Perry looked troubled. "She has a bad +sore throat and she's quite feverish. Now you girlies dawdle around as +much as you like. Although I'm commissioned to tell you that there are +two young men downstairs just pining for you, and they asked me to coax +you to come down at once." + +"Let them wait," said Patty; "we'll be down after a while. Mayn't we +see the baby?" + +"Yes, indeed, if you like. I'll send her in." + +Soon a dainty little morsel of fragrant humanity appeared, accompanied +by her nurse. + +The tot was a trifle shy, but Patty's merry smile soon put her at her +ease. + +"Tell the lady your name, dear," said Marie. + +"Pitty Yady!" said the baby, caressing Patty's cheek. + +"Yes," said Marie, "now tell the pretty lady your name." + +"Baby Boo," said the child. + +"Baby Boo! What a dear name!" said Patty. + +"Her name is Beulah," Marie explained, "but she always calls herself +Baby Boo, so every one else does." + +"It's just the name for her," said Patty, catching up the midget in her +arms and cuddling her. + +"Pitty Yady," repeated the baby, gazing at Patty. + +"She's struck with your beauty, Patty, like everybody else," said +Marie, laughing. + +"It's mutual, then," returned Patty, "for I think she's the prettiest +baby I ever saw. And she does smell so good! I love a violet baby." And +Patty kissed the back of the soft little neck and squeezed the baby up +in her arms. + +"Now Baby Boo must go away," said Marie, at last, "for the Pitty Yady +must get dressed and go downstairs." + +Patty had brought a morning frock, of pink linen with a black velvet +sash, and she looked very trim and sweet as she at last declared +herself ready. + +The two girls went downstairs, and found two very impatient young men +awaiting them. + +"Whatever HAVE you girls been doing all the morning?" exclaimed +Cameron; "you CAN'T have been sleeping until this time!" + +"Playing with the baby, and exchanging confidences," said Patty, +smiling. + +"Both of which you might as well have done down here," Cameron +declared. "I adore my baby niece, and Mr. Harper and I would have been +more than glad to listen to your exchange of confidences." + +"Oh, they weren't intended for your ears!" exclaimed Marie, with mock +horror. "Kimono confidences are very, VERY sacred. But it may well be +that your ears burn." + +"Which ear?" asked Kenneth, feeling of both of his. + +"Fair exchange," said Marie, gaily. "Tell us what you said about us, +and we'll tell you what we said about you." + +"We said you were the two prettiest and sweetest girls in the world," +said Cameron. + +"And we said," declared Patty, "that you were the two handsomest and +most delightful men in the world." + +"But we said you had some faults," said Kenneth, gravely. + +"And we said you had," retorted Marie. "Let's tell each other our +faults. That's always an interesting performance, for it always winds +up with a quarrel." + +"I love a quarrel," said Cameron, enthusiastically. "I dare anybody to +tell me my greatest faults!" + +"Conceit," said Marie, smiling at her cousin. + +"That isn't a fault; it's a virtue," Kit retorted. + +"That's so," and Marie nodded her head; "if you didn't have that +virtue, you wouldn't have any." + +"That's a facer!" said Kit. "Well, Marie, my dear, as you haven't THAT +virtue, am I to conclude you haven't any?" + +"That's very pretty," and Patty nodded, approvingly; "but I want to +stop this game before it's my turn, for I'm too sensitive to have my +faults held up to the public eye." + +"But we haven't quarrelled yet," said Kit, who looked disappointed. +"Why do you like to quarrel so much?" asked Patty. + +"Because it's such fun to kiss and make up." + +"Is it?" asked Patty; "I'd like to see it done, then. You and Ken +quarrel, and then let us see you kiss and make up." + +"Harper is too good-natured to quarrel and I'm not good-natured enough +to kiss him," said Kit. "I guess I won't quarrel to-day, after all. I +can't seem to get the right partner. Let's try some other game. Want to +go over to the club and bowl?" + +"Yes, indeed," cried Patty; "I'd love to." + +So the four young people bundled into fur coats, and motored over to +the country club. + +They were all good players and enjoyed their game till Kit reminded +them that it was nearly luncheon time, and they went back to the house. + +"How is Babette?" Patty inquired, as their hostess appeared at luncheon. + +"She's worse;" and Mrs. Perry looked very anxious. "I don't want to +worry you girls, but I think you would better go home this afternoon, +for I don't know what Babette's case may develop into. The doctor was +here this morning, and he has sent a trained nurse to take care of the +girl. I confess I am worried." + +"Oh, we were going this afternoon, anyway," said Patty. "I have to, as +I have an engagement this evening. But I'm sorry for you, Mrs. Perry. +It is awful to have illness in the house. What is it you are afraid of?" + +"I hate to mention it, but the doctor fears diphtheria. Now don't be +alarmed, for there is positively no danger, if you go this afternoon. +But I can't risk your staying an hour longer than is necessary. Nora +will help you pack your things. And I'm going to send you off right +after lunch." + +After luncheon the doctor came again, and Mrs. Perry went off to confer +with him. + +"Excuse me," said Kit Cameron, as his sister left the room, "I must +stand by Lora, and I want to find out from the doctor if there is +really any danger. Perhaps my sister's fears are exaggerated." + +It was nearly half an hour before Kit came back, and then he looked +extremely serious. + +"I have bad news for you," he said; "Babette's illness is +diphtheria,--a severe case." + +"Oh, the poor girl!" said Patty, with impulsive sympathy. + +"Yes, indeed, little Babette is pretty sick. And, too, it's awfully +hard on Lora. But that isn't all of it." + +"What else?" said Marie, breathless with suspense. + +"I hardly know how to tell you," and Cameron's face was very troubled. +"But I suppose the best way is to tell you straight out. The truth is, +we are all quarantined. We can't go away from here." + +"Quarantined!" cried Patty, who knew that this meant several weeks' +imprisonment; "oh, NO!" + +"Yes," and Kit looked at her with pained eyes; "can you ever forgive +me, Miss Fairfield, for bringing you here? But of course I could not +foresee this awful climax to our pleasant party." + +"Of course you couldn't!" cried Patty;--"don't think for a moment that +we blame you, Mr. Cameron. But,--you must excuse me if I feel +rather--rather--" + +"Flabbergasted," put in Kenneth; "it's an awful thing, Cameron, but we +must take it philosophically. Brace up, Patty girl, don't let this +thing floor you." + +Patty gave one look into Kenneth's eyes, and read there so much +sympathy, courage, and strong helpfulness, that she was ashamed of +herself. + +"Forgive me for being so selfish," she said, as the tears came into her +eyes. "Of course we must stay, if the doctor orders; I know how strict +they have to be about these things. And we will stay cheerfully, as +long as we must. It's dreadful to impose on Mrs. Perry so, but we can't +help it, and we must simply make the best of it. We'll help her all we +can, and I'm sure Marie and I can do a lot." + +"You're a brick!" and Cameron gave her a look of appreciation. "Poor +Lora is heart-broken at the trouble it makes for you girls, and for +Harper. She quite loses sight of her own anxieties in worrying about +you all." + +"Tell her to stop it," said Marie; "I rather think that we can bear our +part of it, considering what Cousin Lora has to suffer. Can Cousin Dick +come home?" + +"I hadn't thought of that!" exclaimed Cameron. "Why, no; that is, if he +can't go back to his office again. We'll have to telephone him to stay +in New York until the siege is raised. There are many things to think +of, but as I am responsible for bringing you people up here, naturally +that worries me the most. I'm not to blame for the maid's illness or +for Dick's enforced absence from home. But I AM to blame for bringing +you girls up here at all." + +"Don't talk of blame, Mr. Cameron, please," said Patty's soft voice; +"you kindly brought us here to give us pleasure and you did so. The +fact that this emergency has arisen is of no blame to anybody. The only +one to be blamed is the one who cannot meet it bravely!" + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +MEETING IT BRAVELY + + +"You're the most wonderful girl in the world!" exclaimed Cameron, in a +burst of admiration at Patty's speech. + +But Kenneth looked steadily at Patty, with a thoughtful gaze. + +"You're keyed up," he said to her, gently; "and if you take it like +that, you'll collapse." + +"Like what?" Patty snapped out the words, for her nerves were strung to +a high tension. + +"Doing the hysterical histrionic act," and Kenneth smiled at the +excited girl, not reprovingly, but with gentle sympathy. "Now take it +standing, Patty,--face it squarely,--and you'll be all right. We're +housed up here,--for how long, Cameron?" + +"I--I don't know," said Kit, looking desperate. + +"That only means you won't tell," declared his cousin. "Own up, Kit, +how long did the doctor say?" + +"Three or four weeks." + +"Oh!" Patty merely breathed the word, but it sounded like a wail of +despair. Then she caught Kenneth's eye, and his glance of steadfast +courage nerved her anew. + +"It's all right," she said, almost succeeding in keeping a quiver out +of her voice. "We can have a real good time. People can send us all +sorts of things, and,--I suppose we can't write letters,--but we can +telephone. Oh, that reminds me; may I telephone Mr. Van Reypen at once, +that I can't"--Patty blinked her eyes, and swallowed hard--"that I +can't be at my--at his party this evening?" + +Mr. Cameron looked a picture of abject grief. + +"Miss Fairfield," he began, "if I could only tell you how sorry I am--" + +"Please don't," said Patty, kindly; "I've accepted the situation now, +and you won't hear a single wail of woe from me. Pooh! what's a theatre +party more or less among me! And a few weeks' rest will do us all good. +We'll pretend we're at a rest cure or sanitarium, and go to bed early, +and get up late, and all that." + +"Oh, of course we must all telephone to our homes," said Marie; "and I +must say, I think girls are selfish creatures! We've never given a +thought to Mr. Harper's business!" + +"Don't give it a thought," said Kenneth, lightly. "I've given it one or +two already, and I may give it another. That's enough for any old +business." + +"That sounds well, Ken," said Patty, "but I know it's going to make you +a terrific lot of trouble. And Mr. Cameron, too! A civil engineer--" + +"Can't be uncivil, even in a case like this," put in Kit; "or I'd say +what I really feel about the whole business! It would be worse, of +course, if one of our own people were ill; but to be tied up like this +because of a servant is, to say the least, exasperating." + +"Babette's a nice little thing, and I'm awfully sorry for her," said +Patty. + +"So am I," said Marie; "but I'm like Kit. I think it's awful for half a +dozen of us to be held here, like this, because a maid is ill!" + +"But, Marie, what's the use of even thinking about it?" said Patty; "we +can't help ourselves, we're obliged to stay here, so for goodness' +sake, let's make the best of it. I shall send home for my pink +chiffon,--that's always a great comfort to me in time of trouble." + +"Send for one for me," said Cameron, "if they're so comforting in +trouble." + +"I've only one," returned Patty, "but you can share the benefit of its +comforting qualities. Now we'll have to take turns at the telephone. +Suppose I take it first, and break the news to Mr. Van Reypen, for +he'll have to invite somebody in my place." + +"You're sure it's positive?" said Kenneth to Cameron; "you're sure +there's no hope of a reprieve or a mistaken diagnosis?" + +"No," said Kit, positively; "I made sure, before I told you at all." + +"Of course you did," said Patty, trying to be cheerful. "I know you +wouldn't have told us, until you were sure you had to. Now I'll +telephone to Phil, and then to my home, and then, Marie, you can tell +your people, and after that we'll let the men fix up their business +affairs. What a comfort it is that we can telephone, for I don't +suppose we'll be allowed to write letters, unless we fumigate them, and +I won't inflict my friends with those horrid odours." + +The telephone was in the library, and as Patty crossed the hall, she +met Mrs. Perry coming toward her. + +Mrs. Perry had her handkerchief to her eyes, and Patty went straight to +her and put her arms around her. + +"Dear Mrs. Perry," she said, "I am SO sorry for you! To have Babette's +illness, and then to have the burden of four guests at the same time! +But, truly, we'll make just as little trouble as we can, and I hope +you'll let us help in any way possible." + +"Oh, Patty," Lora Perry said, in a choked voice, "I feel dreadful about +making you stay here in these circumstances! Just think of all your +engagements,--and all the fun you'll miss. It's perfectly awful!" + +"Now don't think of those things at all. Just remember that your four +guests are not complaining a bit. We know you're sorry for us and you +know we're sorry for you, and we're all sorry for poor Babette. Now +that part's settled, and we're all going to make the best of it. You +don't go into Babette's room, do you?" + +"Oh, no; I couldn't go near the baby, if I did. And the patient has a +trained nurse, you know. Honestly, Patty,--you don't mind my calling +you Patty, do you?" + +"No, indeed, I like to have you." + +"Well, I was going to say, I don't really think there's a bit of danger +of infection for any of us. But, of course, you know what a doctor's +orders are, and how they must be obeyed." + +"Of course I know; now don't you think for a moment of any petty little +disappointments we girls may have. Why, they're nothing compared to +your trouble and Mr. Perry's, and the boys'." + +Patty telephoned Philip Van Reypen, and that young man was simply +aghast. + +"I can't believe it!" he exclaimed. "Do you mean to say that you people +are to be held up there for weeks? It's preposterous! It's criminal!" + +"Don't talk like that, Philip. We can't help it. The Perrys can't help +it. And it isn't a national catastrophe. Honestly, a few weeks' rest +will do me good." + +"Yes! With that Cameron man dangling at your heels!" + +"Well, Philip, if I have to stay here, you ought to be glad I have some +one here to amuse me." + +"I'm not! I'd rather you were there alone! Patty, I won't stand it! I'm +coming up myself, to dig you out!" + +"Don't talk foolishness! If you come up here, you'll have to stay! They +don't let any one leave the house." + +"All right, then, I'll stay! That wouldn't be half bad." + +"Philip, behave yourself! Mrs. Perry has all the company she can take +care of." + +"I'll help her take care of her company. One of 'em, anyway!" + +"I won't talk to you, if you're so silly. Now listen. You go ahead with +your party to-night, and ask some other pretty girl to take my place." + +"Take your place!" Philip's growl of disgust nearly broke the telephone. + +"Yes," went on Patty, severely, "to take my place. And then, when we +get let out, you could have another party for me. Don't you see, it +will be a sort of celebration of my release from captivity." + +"I tell you I won't stand it! I'll have the confounded party +to-night,--because I'll HAVE to, but to-morrow I'm coming straight, +bang, up to Eastchester!" + +"Come if you like, but you won't be admitted to this house. And I think +you're acting horrid, Philip. Instead of being sorry for me, you just +scold." + +"I'm not scolding YOU, Patty, but I won't have you shut up there with +that Cameron!" + +"And Kenneth." + +"Harper's all right, but that Cameron boy is too fresh,--and I don't +want you to encourage him." + +"All right, Philip, I won't encourage him. Good-bye." Patty spoke in +her sweetest tones, and hung up the receiver suddenly, leaving Mr. Van +Reypen in a state of mind bordering on frenzy. + +Then Patty called up Nan, and explained the whole situation to her. + +"How awful!" said Nan, in deepest sympathy, "both for Mrs. Perry and +for you." + +"Yes, it is; but of course there's nothing to do but make the best of +it. Ken is splendid. If it weren't for his strength and courage I don't +know how I'd bear it. But he won't let me give way. So I'm going to be +a heroine and all that sort of thing, a real little Casablanca. +Honestly, Nan, I feel ashamed of myself to think of my little +bothers,--when the boys have their business matters to consider, and +Mrs. Perry is in such deep trouble. So I'm going to do my best to be +cheerful and pleasant. They say we may be here two or three weeks or +more." + +"Good gracious, Patty!" + +"Yes, I know,--it's all of that! Now, Nan, I mustn't keep this +telephone, for they all want to use it. But I'll call you up to-night +or to-morrow, for a longer talk. I wish you'd send me up some clothes. +Pack a suitcase or a steamer trunk with some little house-dresses and +tea-gowns and lingerie, and send it along to-morrow. Then I'll tell you +later what else I want. Tell father all about it, and ask him to call +me up this evening. Good-bye for now." + +Patty hung up the receiver, and Marie took her turn next. + +"How did your people take it?" asked Cameron, as Patty came slowly back +to the hall fireside, where they had all been sitting when the dreadful +news was told. + +"I told my mother," said Patty, "but I didn't give her a chance to say +much. She was appalled, of course, at the whole business, but she's +going to send me some clothes, and get along without me for a few +weeks,--although I can't help feeling 'they will miss me at home, they +will miss me.'" + +Patty sang the line in a high falsetto that made them all laugh. + +"Mother's about crazy!" announced Marie, as she came back from +telephoning. "Not that she minds my staying here, but she's sure I'll +have the diphtheria!" + +"No, you won't, Marie," said Kit, earnestly. "I asked the doctor +particularly, and he said there wasn't the least danger that any of us +would develop the disease." + +"Then why do we have to stay here?" asked Marie. + +"Because the house is quarantined. By order of the Board of Health. You +may as well make up your mind to it, cousin, and take it +philosophically, as Miss Fairfield does." + +Kenneth telephoned to his office, and then Kit shut himself up in the +library and telephoned for a long time. + +When he returned, he said, with an evident effort at cheerfulness, "Now +let's pretend that we're not kept here against our will, but that this +is a jolly house party. If we were here for a month, on invitation, +we'd expect to have a bang-up time." + +"But this is so different," said Patty, dolefully. "A house party would +mean all kinds of gaiety and fun. But it doesn't seem right to be gay, +when Babette is dangerously ill." + +"But she isn't dangerously ill," said Kit, earnestly. "It may prove a +very light case. But you see the quarantine laws are just as strict for +a very light case as for a desperate one. Now, I propose that we try to +forget Babette for the present, and go in for a good time." + +"But we can't do anything," said Marie; "we can't go to places or have +any company, or see anybody or write any letters--" + +"There, there, little girl," said her cousin, "don't make matters worse +by complaining. Here are four most attractive young people, in a +perfectly lovely house, with all the comforts of home; and if we don't +have a good time, it's our own fault. What shall we do this afternoon?" + +"Let's play bridge," said Patty; "that's quiet, and I don't feel like +anything rackety-packety." + +"Bridge is good enough for me," said Kenneth, manfully striving to +shake off the gloom he felt. He was really very much concerned about +some important business matters, but he said nothing of this to any one. + +They sat down at the bridge table, but the game dragged. No one seemed +interested, and they dealt the cards in silence. + +Cameron tried to keep up a lively flow of conversation, and the others +tried to respond to his efforts. But though they succeeded fairly well, +after the third rubber, Patty declared she could not play any longer, +and she was going to her room for a nap. + +"Come on," said Marie, jumping up, "I'll go with you." + +"Yes, do, girlies," said Cameron, kindly. "A little nap will do you +good. Come down for tea, won't you?" + +"I don't know," said Patty, doubtfully; "I think we'll have tea in our +rooms, and not come down till dinner time." + +"As you like," returned Kit; "if we four have to live together for +weeks, it won't do to see TOO much of each other!" + +"Then perhaps we won't come down to dinner, either," said Patty, with a +momentary flash of her roguish nature. + +"Oh, you MUST!" exclaimed Kenneth, who couldn't help taking things +seriously. "You two girls are the only bright spots in this whole +business!" + +"Thank you," and Patty smiled at him, as she and Marie went away. + +"Come into my room," said Patty, "and let's talk this thing over." + +Soon the two girls, in kimonos, were sitting either side of the +cheerful wood fire, discussing the outlook. + +"It's worse for you than for me, Patty," said Marie, "for you have more +social engagements, and all that sort of thing, than I do. And besides, +these are my relatives. But for you, almost a stranger, to be held up +here like this, it's just awful! I can't tell you how bad I feel about +it." + +"Now, Marie, let up on that sort of talk! It's no more your fault than +it is mine, and the fact of the Perrys being your relatives doesn't +make a scrap of difference. To be honest, the thing nearly floored me +at first, for I never had anything like this happen to me before. But +that's all the more reason why I should brace up to this first +occasion,--and from now on, you won't hear another peep of discontent +out of ME. If we have to stay here four weeks or eight weeks or twelve +weeks, I'm going to behave myself like a desirable citizen. And I'm +only sorry that I've acted horrid so far." + +"You haven't acted horrid, Patty." + +"Yes, I have; when we played bridge I sat around like an old wet +blanket. Now I'll tell you what, Marie, let's plan something nice for +this evening. Something that will cheer up Mrs. Perry, and incidentally +ourselves. But isn't it strange how we can't make it seem like a house +party? Really, you know, it IS one, and Babette isn't sick enough,--at +least, not yet,--for us to be gloomy and mournful. And yet, for the +life of me, I can't feel gay and festive. But I'm going to MAKE myself +feel so, if it takes all summer! We've two awfully nice boys to +entertain us, and you and I are good congenial chums. Mrs. Perry is a +dear and the baby is an awful comfort. Now why, Marie, WHY can't we act +just as if there wasn't any Babette? I mean, of course, unless she gets +very much worse." + +"It isn't our concern for Babette that makes the trouble," said Marie, +slowly; "it's our disappointment at our own inconvenience, and being +kept here against our will." + +"You clever little thing! You've put your finger right on the truth. +You're right! Our anxiety for Babette is real enough as far as it goes, +but it's secondary. The primary cause of our gloom IS pure selfishness! +and the amazing part is, that I never realised it until you showed me! +Now I have always thought that the sin I abhorred most was selfishness, +and here I am giving way to it at the first opportunity. Well, it's got +to stop! Now, then, let's plan something real nice and pleasant for +this evening, and have a good time." + +"I don't think anything would be nicer than music," said Marie. "Lora +has a violin, and Kit and I will play, and you can sing--" + +"And we'll all sing choruses and things,--real jolly ones, and enter +into it with some spirit." + +"Yes; Lora loves to have people sing, and she'll enjoy that." + +"And then other nights," Patty went on, bravely, "we'll get up some +entertainment. Tableaux, you know, or theatricals." + +"Yes, and we can play games and things. Now shall we go down to tea?" + +"No," and Patty wagged her head, sagely; "it's perfectly true that we +mustn't give those boys too much of our delightful society or they +won't appreciate it! Let them wait for us till dinner time. We'll have +our tea up here, and perhaps Mrs. Perry will be with us. Let the boys +shift for themselves till dinner time, and then they'll be all the more +glad to see us." + +Nora brought the tea tray up to the girls, and with it a note. + +"I thought they'd holler for us," said Patty, laughing as she read the +note; "listen to this: 'Twin stars of light and joy, DO come down and +illumine our dark and lonesome tea-table! We pine and languish without +you! Oh, come QUICK, ere we fade away! Kit and Ken.' I thought they'd +be lonesome," and Patty nodded her head, with a satisfied air. "Now you +know, Marie, if we've got to take care of these boys for weeks, we must +make them walk a chalk line." + +"Yes, of course, Patty; shall we go down, or send a note?" + +"Neither," returned Patty, with a toss of her head. "Nora, please say +to the young gentlemen that the young ladies will be down at dinner +time." + +"Yes, Miss Fairfield," said Nora, departing. + +A few moments later they heard the wailing strains of a violin, and +listening at their door, heard Kit playing, with exaggerated effect. +"Come into the Garden, Maud." + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +A SURPRISE + + +"Good gracious, Marie!" exclaimed Patty, popping her head in at Marie's +door, just before dinner time, "we haven't any clothes! Are you going +to wear your party frock or the dress you wore up here?" + +"'Deed I'm not going to put on my best gown for a little home dinner! +The dresses we wore up here are all right. They're nice and pretty." + +"But they're day frocks. I DO like to dress up for dinner." + +"I'll help you out," said Lora Perry, who was present. "I've two or +three trunkfuls of old-fashioned clothes, that ought to fit you girls +fairly well. They're not antiques, you know; they're some I had before +I was married,--but they're pretty. Go in the trunk room and rummage." + +So the two girls went to inspect the frocks. + +"Why, they're beautiful," said Patty; "I really think they're a lot +prettier than the things we wear to-day. Oh, look at these big sleeves." + +"Yes, leg o' mutton they used to call them." + +"I know, but they're more the size of a side of beef! But these are +street dresses. Where are the evening things?" + +"Here are some," said Marie, opening another trunk. + +"Oh, how lovely!" And Patty pounced on a white organdy, made with a +full skirt and three narrow, lace-edged frills. There were wide, full +petticoats to go with it, and Patty declared that was her costume. +Marie found a dimity, of a Dresden-flowered pattern, with black velvet +bows, which she appropriated, and they flew back to their rooms in +triumph. + +The white dress proved very becoming to Patty, and the square-cut neck +of the bodice suited the lines of her pretty throat and shoulders. She +wore a broad sash of blue ribbon and a knot of blue ribbon in her hair. +Marie's dress was equally pretty, and they laughed heartily at the +full, flaring skirts, so different from the narrow ones of their own +wardrobe. + +They went downstairs together, and found waiting for them two +bored-looking young men, in immaculate evening clothes. + +"Good-evening," said Patty, dropping a little curtsy; "SO glad to meet +you." + +"Thought you'd never come," returned Kit. "What are you, anyway? +Masquerading as old-fashioned girls?" + +"Are they old-fashioned togs?" said Kenneth. "I thought they looked +different, but I didn't know what ailed them." + +"They're perfectly beautiful evening frocks," Patty declared, "and +you're not to make fun of them." + +"Far be it from me to make fun of anything so charming," returned +Cameron. "Come along, Captive Princess, dinner is waiting." He tucked +Patty's hand in his arm, and as they walked to the dining-room, he +murmured: "You really are a Captive Princess now, aren't you?" + +"Yes, I am; and if you're my Knight, aren't you going to deliver me +from durance vile?" + +"Of course I am. I will be under your window at midnight with a rope +ladder and a white palfrey." + +"Well, if I'm awake I'll come down the ladder; but if not, don't expect +me." + +"But if you want to be rescued, you must take the opportunity when it +offers." + +"Oh, I'm not so sure I want to be rescued. I'm ready now to make the +best of things and I'm planning to have a real good time while we stay +here." + +"Nice little Captive Princess! Nice little Princess Poppycheek! And am +I included in these good times?" + +"Yes, indeed. It will take the four of us; and Mrs. Perry, whenever we +can get her, to have the good times I'm planning." + +All through dinner time Patty was her own gay, merry self. Babette was +not mentioned, nor the fact that they were staying in Eastchester, +under compulsion, and it might have been just a happy party invited +there for pleasure. + +Mr. Perry's absence was, of course, painfully noticeable. But Patty +knew that Mrs. Peny had telephoned him all about the case, and she made +no comment. She was determined that she would not be responsible for +any allusion to their trouble. + +After dinner Patty informed them all that a musicale would take place. +Everybody agreed to this, and all joined in singing gay choruses and +glees. Patty sang solos, and Kit and Marie played duets. Then Patty +sang to a violin obligato, and altogether the concert was a real +success. + +"We ought to go on the road," said Kit, as he laid down his violin at +last. "I think as a musical troupe we'd be a screaming success. Now, +who's for a little dance to wind up with?" + +"Do dance," said Mrs. Perry; "I'll play for you." + +"Just one, then," said Patty, "for this is a rest-cure, you know; and +I'm going to bed very early. Six weeks in the country is going to do +wonders for me." + +Though four weeks had been the extreme possibility of their stay, Patty +whimsically kept calling it six weeks or eight weeks, because, as she +said, that made four weeks seem less. + +Cameron turned to Patty, as his sister began to play, and in a moment +they were dancing. + +"If we dance every night for twelve weeks," said Patty, "we ought to do +fairly well together." + +"When I think of that, I'm entirely reconciled to staying here," +returned Kit. "Poppycheek, you are a wonderful dancer! You're like a +butterfly skimming over a cobweb!" + +"I don't dance a bit better than you do. You're almost like a +professional, except that you're more graceful than they are." + +"DON'T, Princess! don't talk to me like that, or I shall faint away +from sheer delight! But as we both are such miraculous steppers, we +might give exhibitions or something." + +"Yes, or teach, and make our everlasting fortune." + +"Well, I think we won't do either. We'll just reserve our glorious +genius for our own enjoyment. Just think of dancing with you every +night, for goodness knows how long!" said Kit. + +"But you won't." + +"Won't? Why not?" + +"Because before we've been here many days we shall quarrel. I know we +will. Four people can't be shut up inside four walls without +quarrelling sooner or later." + +"Well, let's make it later. And, anyway, I'm so good-natured, you +couldn't quarrel with me if you tried." + +"I couldn't quarrel with you while I'm dancing with you, anyway. But +now this dance is over and there's not to be another one to-night. +Good-night, everybody. Come, Marie," and taking Marie by the hand, +Patty led her upstairs at once. + +"Oh, DON'T go!" cried the two young men, but Patty and Marie only +leaned over the banisters, and called down laughing good-nights, and +ran away to their rooms. + +Next morning, Patty declared they must adhere to the policy of keeping +more or less to themselves. + +"I can put in a lovely morning," she said; "I shall visit the baby in +the nursery and I shall read for awhile, and I'll have a long telephone +conversation with Nan and perhaps some other people, and I'm not going +downstairs till luncheon time. You do as you like, Marie." + +Marie declared her intention of doing whatever Patty did, so the two +girls spent a pleasant morning upstairs. + +Mrs. Perry reported that Babette was no worse, and that the doctor had +said nothing further than that. + +At luncheon time, the girls went downstairs and were greeted with +reproofs for being so late. + +"We'll play with you this afternoon," said Patty, kindly, "but you +can't expect to have our company all day. I've had a lovely time this +morning; Baby Boo is an entertainment in herself." + +"Why didn't you let me come up to the nursery?" said Kit. "That +Kiddy-baby loves me." + +"She does, indeed," said Patty, serenely; "she's been asking for Uncle +Kit all the morning." + +"Cruel Princess!" said Cameron; "you're not a bit nice to your Knight!" + +"I'll make up for it this afternoon," and Patty flashed him a glance +that seemed greatly to cheer him. + +After lunch they all went into the library. Patty threw herself into a +big arm-chair. + +"Now, I want to be entertained," she said; "I'm perfectly amiable and +affable and good-natured, but I wish to be amused. Will you do it, my +Knight?" + +"Ay, Princess, that will I!" and Cameron made a flourishing and +obsequious bow before her. "Would it amuse your Royal Highness to learn +that you're going home this afternoon?" + +"That is but a cruel jest," said Patty, "and so, not amusing. If it +were the truth, it would be good hearing, indeed." + +"But it IS the truth, fair lady." Cameron looked at his watch. "In +about an hour, the speedy motor will convey us all back to the busy +mart and to our homes." + +"What do you mean?" cried Patty, starting up; for she saw that it was +not a mere jest. + +"May I make a speech?" and Cameron took the middle of the floor, while +his hearers sat in breathless silence. + +Mrs. Perry had a twinkle in her eye, Kenneth looked hopeful, but the +girls' faces expressed only blank wonder. + +"To begin with," said Mr. Cameron, in a cool, even voice, "we're not +quarantined, and never have been. To proceed, Babette has not the +diphtheria, and never has had. In a word, and I trust I shall not be +flayed alive,--this whole affair is a practical joke, which I have had +the honour to perpetrate on Miss Patricia Fairfield, and for which I +claim the payment of a wager made by the fair lady herself!" + +Patty's blue eyes stared at him. At first, a furious wave of anger +swept over her, and then her sense of justice made her realise that she +had no right to be angry. It took her a few moments to realise the +whole situation, and then she began to laugh. + +She jumped up and went to Cameron, and with her little fist she pounded +his broad shoulder. + +"_I_--THINK--YOU'RE--PERFECTLY--HORRID!!" she exclaimed, emphasising +each word by a pound on his shoulders. + +Then she stood back with dignity. "How DARE you do such a thing?" she +cried, stamping her foot at him. + +"There, there, little Princess,--little Captive Princess,--don't take +it so hard! Don't let your joy at your escape be marred by your chagrin +at having been caught!" + +"Do you mean to say, Cameron," said Kenneth, rather sternly, "that you +trumped up this quarantine business, and it's all a fake?" + +"Just exactly that," said Cameron, calmly, and looking Ken steadily in +the eye. + +"You've made me a lot of trouble, old man," and Kenneth's voice was +regretful rather than reproachful. + +"Oh, not so much," said Cameron, airily. "I took the liberty of +telephoning your office after you did yesterday, and told them that it +was probable you'd be back there this afternoon." + +Kenneth stared at him speechlessly, stupefied by this exhibition of +nerve. + +"Did you know all about it, Lora?" demanded Marie, turning to Mrs. +Perry. + +"Yes," said that lady, between spasms of laughter. "I didn't want to do +it, but Kit just made me! You see, Babette did have an awful sore +throat, and we did call a nurse, but the doctor said, that while it +might turn toward diphtheria, there was small danger of it. And, this +morning, he said even that danger had passed. Truly, girls, I didn't +consent willingly, but Kit coaxed me into it. Of course, I telephoned +Dick the whole story, and he stayed in town last night, but he's coming +home this afternoon. You're not angry, are you, Patty?" + +"I don't know whether I am or not. I'm a little bewildered as yet. But +I think, in fairness, I shall have to admit it was a most successful +practical joke,--as such jokes go." + +"And it fulfilled all your conditions?" asked Cameron, eagerly. + +"I'm not sure of that. We agreed that it must be clever and not unkind. +It was certainly clever, but wasn't it a little unkind to cause trouble +to so many people? Mrs. Homer, for instance?" + +"No!" exclaimed Kit, hastily. "I telephoned last evening to auntie, and +told her that there was probability that the quarantine would be lifted +to-day. I telephoned the same thing to Mrs. Fairfield, but I told both +ladies not to mention that to you girls, as I didn't want to raise +false hopes. Oh, I looked out for every point, and you're not angry +with me, are you, Princess?" + +He was so wheedlesome and so boyish in his enjoyment of the joke, that +Patty hadn't the heart to scold him, nor was she sure she had any +reason to do so. + +"I admit it," she said, "you certainly did play a practical joke on me +successfully, though I didn't think you could. You have won the wager, +and I shall of course pay my debt. But just now, I'm interested in the +fact that we're going home. And yet," she added, turning to her +hostess, "isn't it funny? Now that we CAN go, I don't want to go! Now +it seems like a house party again." + +Patty beamed around on them all, and seemed a different girl from the +Patty of the last twenty-four hours. + +"You were a brick!" said Kenneth, "through it all. I know how you +suffered, but you bravely forgot yourself in trying to make it pleasant +for the others." + +"Nonsense! I acted like a pig! A horrid, round, fat pig! But, truly, it +was the most different sensation to be quarantined here or to be +visiting here. I wouldn't believe, if I hadn't tried it, what a +difference there is! Oh, it's just lovely here, now!" and Patty +executed a little fancy dance, singing a merry little song to it. + +"Well, I'll tell you how to get even," said Mrs. Perry; "all of you +come up here again soon, for a little visit, and leave Kit at home! +Then I guess he'll be sorry." + +At this, Kit emitted a wail of grief and anguish, and then the girls +ran away to pack their things for the homeward trip. + +Within the hour, they had started for New York. Patty had entirely +forgiven Cameron, and was ready to enjoy the memory of the affair as a +good joke upon herself. + +"I don't approve of practical jokes," she said, by way of summing up. +"I never did, and I don't now. But I know that I brought it on myself +by making that foolish bet, and it has taught me a lesson never to do +such a thing again. And I forgive you, Mr. Kit Cameron, only on +condition that you give me your promise never to play a joke on me +again. I admit that you CAN do it, but I ask that you WON'T do it." + +"I promise, Princess," said Cameron. "Henceforward, there shall be no +jokes between us,--of course, I mean practical jokes. But you will make +good your wager?" + +"Certainly; I always pay my just debts." + +"May I come and collect the debt this evening?" + +"No, that's too soon; come to-morrow night, if you like. This evening I +devote to a reunion with my family." + +"Nobody else?" + +"Possibly somebody else,--somebody who was defrauded by your precious +joke." And then a sudden light dawned upon Patty. "WAS your quarantine +idea worked up in order to keep me away from New York last night?" + +"Partly," said Cameron, honestly; "I didn't see any other way to cut +out Van Reypen, and it fitted in with my whole plan, so why not?" + +"It wasn't very nice of you." + +"All's fair in love and war," and Cameron laughed so gaily, that Patty +concluded it was wiser to drop the subject. + +"_I_ think it was awfully hard for poor Mr. Van Reypen to lose Patty +from the party, because of your old joke!" exclaimed Marie. + +"I don't mind that part of it," said Kenneth; "he might as well have a +little corner of the joke, as the rest of us. But if I've lost a five +thousand dollar deal on this, I'll sue you for damages, Cameron." + +"Sue ahead," said the irrepressible Kit; "I've danced, and I'm willing +to pay the piper." + +Kenneth and Marie were left at their homes, and the car went on to +Patty's house. + +"May I come in?" said Cameron, as they reached it. + +"No, indeed!" said Patty, and then she added, "I don't +know--yes--perhaps you'd better. If father storms about this thing, I +think you ought to be there and face the music." + +"I think so, too," said Cameron, with alacrity; "I'd rather be there, +and help my little Princess weather the storm." + +They found Mr. and Mrs. Fairfield both at home, and they created an +immense surprise by suddenly appearing before them. + +"Why, Patty Fairfield!" cried Nan, "you DEAR child!" She wrapped Patty +in her embrace as if welcoming one long lost. Nor was Mr. Fairfield +less fervent in his demonstrations of welcome. + +They shook Cameron warmly by the hand, and Nan rang for tea and said: +"Tell us all about it! How did you get out? Was it a false alarm? +Wasn't it diphtheria? Oh, Mr. Cameron, you relieved us so greatly last +night, when you told us it might be a mistaken diagnosis! What is the +matter with you two? What are you giggling about?" + +And then the whole story came out. Cameron and Patty both talked at +once, Cameron making a clean breast of the matter, and assuming all the +blame, while Patty made excuses for him, and offered conciliatory +explanations. + +Nan went off in peals of laughter and declared it was the best joke she +had ever heard. + +But Mr. Fairfield hesitated as to his verdict. He asked many questions, +to which he received straightforward answers. + +At last, he said: "It was a prank, and I cannot say I think it was an +admirable performance. But young folks will be young folks, and I trust +I'm not so old and grouty as to frown on innocent fun. To my mind, this +came perilously near NOT being entirely innocent, but I'm not going to +split hairs about it. I don't care for such jokes myself, but I must +admit, Cameron, you played it pretty cleverly. And you certainly did +your share toward lessening any anxieties that might have been caused +to other people. So there's my hand on it, boy, but if you'll take an +older man's advice, put away these childish pranks as you take on the +dignity of years." + +"Thank you, Mr. Fairfield," said Cameron, "you make me feel almost +ashamed of myself; but, truly, sir, I am addicted to jokes. I can't +seem to help it!" + +The handsome face was so waggish and full of sheer, joyous fun, that +they all laughed and the matter was amicably settled. + +"But I want my picture," Cameron said, as he rose to go. + +"And you shall have it," said Patty, running out of the room. + +She returned with a cabinet photograph, wrapped in a bit of tissue +paper. + +"Please appreciate it," she said, demurely, "for never before have I +given my photograph to a young man. They say it is an excellent +likeness of me." + +Cameron removed the paper, and saw a picture of Patty taken at the age +of two years. + +It was a lovely baby picture, with merry eyes and smiling lips. + +The quick-witted young man betrayed none of the disappointment he felt, +and only said, "It is indeed a striking likeness! I never saw a better +photograph! Thank you, a thousand times." + +Then, amid the general laughter that ensued, Cameron went away. + +The Fairfields discussed the whole matter, and Patty finally summed up +the consensus of opinion, by saying: "Well, I don't care! It was an +awfully good joke, and he's an awfully nice boy!" + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +SISTER BEE + + +One afternoon Patty and Marie Homer were coming home from a concert. + +Patty had grown very fond of Marie. They were congenial in many ways, +and especially so in their love of music, and often went together to +concerts or recitals. + +It was late in March, but as spring had come early the afternoon was +warm and Marie proposed, as the two girls got into the Homer limousine, +that they go for a ride through the park. + +"A short one, then," said Patty, "for I must be home fairly early!" + +"Then don't let's go in the park," said Marie, "let's go to my house, +instead. For I want you to meet Bee. She's just home for her Easter +vacation." + +"I can only stay a minute; but I will go. I do want to see Bee. How +long will she be at home?" + +"More than a fortnight. She has quite a holiday. Oh, there'll be gay +doings while Bee's at home. She keeps the house lively with her pranks, +and if she and Kit get started they're sure to raise mischief." + +"How old is Beatrice?" + +"She's just seventeen, but sometimes she acts like a kiddy of twelve. +Mother says she doesn't know what to do with her, the child is so full +of capers." + +As the two girls entered the Homer apartment, Beatrice Homer ran to +meet them. + +"Oh, you're Patty Fairfield! I KNOW you are! Aren't you the loveliest +thing ever! You look like a bisque ornament to set on a mantel-piece. +Are you real?" + +She poked her finger in Patty's dimpled cheek, but she was so roguish +and playful, that Patty could not feel annoyed with her. + +"Let me look at you," Patty said, holding her off, "and see what YOU'RE +like. Why, you're a gipsy, an elfin sprite, a witch of the woods! You +have no business to be named Beatrice." + +"I know it," said Bee, dancing around on her toes. "But my nickname +isn't so bad for me, is it?" And she waved her arms and hovered around +Patty, making a buzzing noise like a real bee. + +"Don't sting me!" cried Patty. + +"Oh, I don't sting my friends! I'm a honey-bee. A dear, little, busy, +buzzy honey-bee!" And she kept on dancing around and buzzing till Patty +put out her hand as if to brush her away. + +"Buzz away, Bee, but get a little farther off,--you drive me +distracted." + +"That's the way she always acts," said Marie, with a sigh; "we can't do +anything with her! It's a pity she was ever nicknamed Bee, for, when +she begins buzzing, she's a regular nuisance." + +"Sometimes I'm a drone," Bee announced, and with that she began a +droning sound that was worse than the buzzing, and kept it up till it +set their nerves on edge. + +"Oh, Bee, dear!" Marie begged of her, "WON'T you stop that and be nice?" + +Bee's only answer was a long humming drone. + +Patty looked at the girl kindly. "I want to like you," she said, "and I +think it's unkind of you not to let me do it." + +Bee stopped her droning and considered a moment. Then she smiled, and +when her elfin face broke into laughter, she was a pretty picture, +indeed. + +"I DO want you to like me," she said, impulsively, grasping Patty's +hands; "and I will be good. You know I'm like the little girl,--the +curly girlie, you know,--when she was good she was awful drefful good, +and when she was bad she was horrid." + +"I'm sure you couldn't be horrid," and Patty smiled at her, "but all +the same I don't believe you can be very, VERY good." + +"Oh, yes, I can; the goodest thing you ever saw! Now watch me," and +sure enough during the rest of Patty's stay, Beatrice was as charming +and delightful a companion as any one you'd wish to see. She was +bubbling over with fun and merriment, but she refrained from teasing, +and Patty took a decided liking to her. + +"I'll make a party for you, Bee," she said. "What kind would you like?" + +"Not a stiff, stuck-up party. I hate 'em. Can't it be a woodsy kind of +a thing?" + +"A ramble through the park?" + +"More woodsy than that. The park is almost like the city." + +"Well, a picnic to Bronx Park, then, or Van Cortlandt." + +"That sounds better. But I'll come to any party you make,--I know it +will be lovely. Oh, I'll tell you, Patty, what I'd like best. To go on +one of your Saturday afternoon jinks; with the queer, poor people, you +know." + +"They're not queer and they're not always very poor," returned Patty, +seriously; "I'm afraid you'd tease them or make fun of them." + +"Honest Injun, I wouldn't! Please let me go, and I'll be heavenly nice +to them. They'll simply adore me! Please, pretty Patty!" + +"Of course I will, since you've promised to be nice to them." + +"Oh, you lovely Patty! Don't you sometimes get tired of being so pink +and white?" + +"Of course I do. I wish I could be brown and dark-eyed like you." + +"You'd soon wish yourself back again. Can't you combine the woodsy +party and the Happy Chaps, or whatever you call them?" + +"I think we can," smiled Patty, who had already planned a Saturday +afternoon picnic, and would be glad to include Bee. + +"But Bee has to learn to behave properly at formal parties," said +Marie. "I'm going to give a luncheon for her, while she's at home, and +it's going to be entirely grown-up and conventional." + +"Don't want it!" and Bee scowled darkly. + +"That doesn't matter. Mother says we must have it, and that you must +behave properly. You have to learn these things, you know." + +"Oh, Bee will do just exactly right, I know," said Patty, as she rose +to go. "If she doesn't, we can't let her come to the picnic. When is +the luncheon, Marie?" + +"We haven't quite decided yet, but I must send out the invitations in a +day or two." + +Patty went home, thinking about this sister of Marie's. + +"She's an awfully attractive little piece," she said to Nan, later, +"but you never can tell what she's going to do next. I think if she had +the right training, she'd be a lovely girl, but Mrs. Homer and Marie +spoil her with indulgence and then suddenly scold her for her +unconventionality. Perhaps the school she's attending will bring her +out all right, but she's a funny combination of naughty child and +charming girl. She would stop at nothing, and I don't wonder that they +say when she and Kit Cameron get together, look out for breakers." + +A few days later, Patty received an invitation to Marie's luncheon for +her sister. + +It was formally written, and the date set was Tuesday, April the +eighth, at half-past one. Patty noted the day on her engagement +calendar, and thought no more about it at the time. But a day or two +later it suddenly occurred to her that she had heard that Beatrice was +to return to school on the seventh of April. + +"I must be mistaken about her going back," Patty thought, remembering +the luncheon on the eighth, and then, lest she herself might be +mistaken in the date, she looked at the invitation again. It read "the +eighth," and though Marie's handwriting was scrawly and not very +legible, the figure eight was large and plain. + +"She ought to have spelled it out," said Patty, who was punctilious in +such matters. + +"Yes," agreed Nan, "it's those little details that count so much among +society people." + +"Well, the Homers are dears, but they lack just that little something +that makes people know when to spell their figures and when not to. I +think it's horrid when people spell a date in ordinary correspondence. +But an invitation is another thing. But I say, Nan,--Jiminetty +crickets!" + +"I'm not sure that date-spelling people ought to refer to those +crickets," said Nan, lifting her eyebrows. + +"Well, Jerusalem crickets, then! and every kind of crickets in the +ornithology or whatever they belong in. But, Nan, I've discovered +something!" + +"What, Miss Columbus?" + +"Oh, I'm a Sherlock Holmes! I'm Mr. D. Tective! What DO you think?" + +"If you really want to know, I think you're crazy! jumping around like +a wild Indian, and you a this season's debutante!" + +"Rubbish! most debutantes are wild Indians at times. But, Nan, I've +discovered their secret! Hah! the vilyuns! but they shall be foiled! +foiled!! FOILED!!!" + +Patty raged up and down the room, melodramatically clutching at her +hair and staring at Nan with her blue eyes. "It is a deep-laid plot, +but it shall be foiled by Patricia Sherlock,--the only lady detective +in captivity!" + +"Patty, do behave yourself! What is the matter with you? You act like a +lunatic!" + +"I'll tell you, Nan, honey," and Patty suddenly sat down on the couch, +among a pile of pillows. "But first read that invitation and see if you +see anything unusual or suspicious about it." + +"I can hardly read it; for this writing looks like that on the +obelisk,--or at least it's nearly as unintelligible. But it seems to +say that Mrs. Robert Homer requests the pleasure of your company at +luncheon on Tuesday, April the eighth, at half-past one o'clock. +Nothing criminal about that, is there?" + +"Is there! There is, indeed! Nan, you're the dearest, sweetest, +loveliest lady in the whole world, but you can't see a hole through a +ladder. So I'll tell you. The date of that party is really April the +FIRST. I mean, Marie wrote April the first! And if you'll observe, +somebody else has put a twisty line around that ONE and made it into an +EIGHT! Why, it's as plain as day!" + +"It certainly is, Patty," and Nan looked at the girl in astonishment +and admiration. "How did you ever happen to notice it?" + +"Why, it just jumped out at me. See, a different pen was used. The line +is thicker. And nobody would make an EIGHT that way. They'd make it all +with one pen mark. And this is a straight up-and-down ONE, and that +rest of it was put on later. And, anyway, Nan, if there were any doubt, +don't you see it isn't TH after it as it ought to be for the eight, +it's ST?" + +"You can't tell which it is in this crazy handwriting," and Nan +scrutinised the page. + +"Yes, you can," and Patty stared at it. "You wouldn't notice the +difference, if you weren't looking for it, but it IS ST. I see it all, +Nan! You know Bee didn't want this luncheon, and to get out of it, she +changed that date before the invitations were sent! And you see, by the +eighth, she'll be back in school!" + +"Are both dates Tuesday?" said Nan, thinking. + +"Yes, of course, they are. Isn't it clever? Oh, Bee never got this up +all by herself,--that Kit helped her." + +"But, Patty, then nobody will go on the first, and the Homers will be +all prepared--" + +"That's just what Bee wants! One of her practical jokes! Oh, Nan, I do +detest practical jokes." + +"So do I! I think they're ill-bred." + +"But the Homers don't think that, and Kit Cameron doesn't, either. +We've discussed that matter lots of times, and we never agree. And, +besides, Nan," and Patty had a new inspiration, "don't you see, this +party was planned for the first of April, and Bee and Kit will call +this thing an April Fool joke, and therefore entirely permissible. +April Fool's Day is their Happy Hunting Ground. But I'm going to foil +this thing, and don't you forget it! Seems to me it would be a pretty +good joke if I'd turn the tables on those two smarties." + +"How can you, Patty?" + +"I haven't quite thought it out yet, but I have an idea." + +"But, Patty, wait a minute. Perhaps they only changed the date on +yours,--just to fool you, you know." + +"Good gracious, Nan! perhaps that's so! How did you come to think of +it? But I'll soon find out." + +Patty flew to the telephone, and in a short time learned that both Mona +and Elise were invited for the eighth, and she concluded that the +plotters had changed the date on all the invitations. + +Next she called up Marie, and without letting her know why, asked for a +list of the luncheon guests. + +Marie told her at once, without asking why she wanted to know. + +There were nine beside the Homers, and Patty was acquainted with them +all. + +She called them up each in turn on the telephone, and explained +carefully that a mistake had been made in the invitations, and she +hoped they would come on the first instead of the eighth. + +Fortunately, all of them were able to do this, and Patty enjoined each +one to say nothing about this change of date, until they should arrive +at the party. + +To a few of her more intimate friends,--Mona, Elise, and +Christine,--she told the whole story, and they fell in with her plans. + +And so it came about, that on the first of April preparations were +going blithely forward in the Homer apartment, for Bee's elaborate +luncheon. + +It was all true, exactly as Patty had figured it out; and Kit and +Beatrice had planned what they considered a first-class and entirely +permissible practical joke. + +They knew that Mrs. Homer would make elaborate preparations for the +luncheon, but they agreed that there would be no other harm done. And +to them, the fun of seeing the perplexity of Marie and her mother at +the non-appearance of their guests, was sufficient reason for their +scheme. Moreover, they fell back on the time-honoured tradition that +any joke was justifiable on April Fools' Day. + +In addition to all this, Beatrice did not want to attend the luncheon +party, and as by chance it had been left to her to seal up and address +the invitations that Marie had written, and as Kit came in while she +was doing it, their fertile brains had discovered that, as the dates +fell on the same day of the week, the first could easily be changed to +the eighth! And the two sinners chuckled with glee over the fact that +another luncheon would have to be prepared the week following. + +As it neared one o'clock on the first of April, Kit strolled into the +Homers' apartment. + +"Run away, little boy," said his aunt, gaily; "we're having a young +ladies' party here to-day, and you're not invited." + +"Please let me stay a little while, auntie; I'll run away before your +guests arrive. Mayn't I help you fix flowers or something?" + +"No, you're more bother than help; now be good, Kit boy, and run away." + +"Auntie," and Kit put on his most wheedlesome smile, which was always +compelling, "if you'll just let me stay till the first guest comes, +I'll scoot out at once." + +Bee nearly choked at this, for did she not know that the guests +wouldn't arrive for a week yet! + +Mrs. Homer was called away to the dining-room then, and the two +conspirators indulged in a silent dance of triumph over the success of +their scheme. Not for a moment did it strike them as unkind or mean, +because they had been used to practical jokes all their life, and this +seemed to them the biggest and best they had ever carried off. + +At half-past one Patty appeared. + +She had laid her plans most carefully, and everything was going +smoothly. + +Mrs. Homer and Marie greeted her warmly, and Beatrice and Kit were not +much surprised to see her, because she was liable to come any day. +Beatrice looked a little surprised at Patty's dressed-up appearance, +but as no one else appeared, she had no suspicion of what Patty had +done. + +They all sat in the drawing-room, and the clock ticked away until +twenty-five minutes of two, but nobody else arrived. + +Mrs. Homer grew restless. She looked at the clock, and turning to Kit, +asked him if the time was right by his watch. + +"Yes, auntie," replied that scapegrace. "It's almost twenty minutes of +two. I thought you invited your friends for one-thirty." + +"I did," and Mrs. Homer looked anxious. "How strange that no one is +here, except Patty!" + +Patty said nothing, but the enigmatic smile which she cast on Kit made +him feel that perhaps she knew more than she was telling. + +"Do run away, Kit," urged his aunt. "I should think you'd be ashamed to +come to a party where you're not invited." + +"Perhaps I shall be invited if I wait long enough," and Kit threw a +meaning glance at Beatrice. "If your guests don't come, auntie, you'll +be glad to have me to help eat up your goodies." + +"Not come! Of course they'll come!" cried Mrs. Homer, and Marie turned +pale with dismay. + +"Well, it seems to me," went on Kit, "that it would be a jolly good +April Fool joke on you all, if they didn't come. And"--he rolled his +eyes toward the ceiling,--"something tells me that they won't." + +"What!" And Marie jumped up, her eyes blazing. Kit's roguish chuckle +and Bee's elfin grin made Marie suddenly realise there was something in +the air. + +But before Kit could reply, Patty rose, and said directly to him, "How +strange! I wonder what it is that tells you the luncheon guests won't +come. How do you know?"--and she smiled straight at him. "Something +tells ME that they WILL come!" + +Then Patty herself stepped into the hall, threw open the door, and in +came eight merry, laughing girls! + +Patty had arranged that Elise should stay downstairs and receive each +guest, and keep them there until all had arrived. Then they were to +come upstairs, and wait outside the Homers' door, until the dramatic +moment. + +Although not in favour of practical jokes, Patty couldn't help enjoying +Kit's absolutely paralysed face. He looked crestfallen,--but more than +that, he looked so bewildered and utterly taken back, that Patty burst +into laughter. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +KENNETH + + +Mrs. Homer and Marie were greeting the newcomers, and as yet had hardly +realised the whole situation, but quick-witted Beatrice took it all in. + +"You Patty!" she cried, "oh, you Patty Fairfield!" + +Patty's beaming face left no doubts as to who it was that had +circumvented their plan and carried off the honours of the day. + +"I'm so sorry you can't stay to luncheon," she said, turning to Kit; +"must you really go now?" + +"You little rascal!" he cried, "but I'll get even with you for this!" + +"Please don't," and Patty spoke seriously. "Truly, Kit, I don't like +these things. I'm awfully glad I could save Mrs. Homer and Marie the +mortification and annoyance you and Bee had planned for them. But I +haven't any right to talk to you like a Dutch aunt. If this is your +notion of fun, I've no right even to criticise it; but I will tell you +that if you 'get even with me,' as you call it, by playing one of your +jokes on me, we'll not be friends any more." + +"Patty!" and Kit took both her hands with a mock tragic gesture, +"ANYTHING but that! To lose your friendship, Poppycheek, would be to +lose all that makes life worth living! Now, if I promise to get even +with you, by never trying to get even with you,--how's that?" + +"That's just right!" and Patty, as the victorious party, could afford +to be generous. "Now run away, Kit. You promised your aunt you'd scoot +when her guests arrived." + +"Yes, I did, Princess, so off I go! I haven't told you yet what I think +of your cleverness in this matter,--by the way, how did you get on to +it?" + +"I'll tell you some other time; run away, now." + +So Kit went away, and Patty turned back to the laughing group who were +merrily discussing the joke. + +Mrs. Homer and Marie were so horrified when they learned of their +narrow escape from trouble, and so gratified that through Patty it had +been an escape, that their feelings were decidedly mixed. + +Beatrice was by nature what is called a good loser, and she took her +defeat gaily. + +"I had thought," she said, "that Kit and I were the best practical +jokers in the world; but we've been beaten by Patty Fairfield! Now, +that you're all here, I'm really glad of it, but I did think it would +be fun to see mother and Marie hopping around, waiting for you!" + +Then they all went out to luncheon, and among the pretty table +decorations and merry first of April jests, Patty managed to smuggle in +at Bee's place a funny little figure. It was a bauble doll dressed like +a Jester or Court Fool. And he bore a tiny flag in his hand, bearing +the legend, April first. + +"I AM an April Fool!" Beatrice admitted, as she took her seat, "but I +forgive Patty for making me one, if all of the rest of you will forgive +me." + +Bee made this apology so prettily, and her roguish dark eyes flashed so +brightly, that forgiveness was freely bestowed, and indeed, as one of +the guests remarked, there was nothing to forgive. + +But the story was told over and over again, and Patty was beset with +questions as to how she chanced to discover the fraud. + +"Why, I just happened to," she said, smiling; "I think I'm a detective +by instinct; but there's not much credit due to me, for I knew Beatrice +and Mr. Cameron were always planning jokes, and I couldn't believe +they'd let the first of April pass by without some special +demonstration. So I kept my eyes open,--and I couldn't help seeing what +I did see." + +"You're a Seer from Seeville," declared Bee, "and I promise I shall +never try to trick you again." + +"Which means," said Patty, calmly, "that you'll never cease trying +until you accomplish it, and you say that to put me off my guard." + +The baffled look on Bee's face proved that this was true, and everybody +laughed. + +It was that very same evening that Kenneth came to call, and Patty +merrily told him the whole story. + +She was not much surprised that he disapproved heartily of the joke. + +"It isn't nice, Patty," he declared; "I may be dull and serious-minded, +but I can't stand for jokes of that sort." + +"I either, Ken," Patty returned; "but we must remember that people in +this world have different ideas and tastes. And especially, they have +differing notions of what constitutes humour. So, just because WE don't +like practical jokes, we oughtn't to condemn those who do. We may like +some things that THEY don't approve." + +"What a just little person you are, Patty," and Harper looked at her +approvingly. "For all your gaiety and frivolity you have a sound, sweet +nature. And more than that, you have real brains in that curly-pate of +yours." + +"Goodness, Ken, you overwhelm me with these sudden compliments! You'll +quite turn my head; I never COULD stand flattery!" + +"It isn't flattery," and Kenneth spoke very earnestly; "it's the solemn +truth. You are as wise and sensible as you are beautiful." + +"Heavens and earth! Ken, WHY these kind words? What do you want?" + +Harper looked at her a moment, and then said, steadily: "I want YOU, +Patty; I want you more than I can tell you. I didn't mean to blurt this +out so soon, but I can't keep it back. Patty, PATTY, can't you care for +me a little?" + +Patty was about to reply flippantly, but the look in Harper's eyes +forbade it, and she said, gently, "Kenneth, dear, PLEASE don't!" + +"I know what that means; it means you DON'T care." + +"But I DO, Ken----" + +"Oh, Patty, DO you? Do you MEAN it?" + +Kenneth took her hands in his and his big grey eyes expressed so much +love and hope, that Patty was frightened. + +"No, I DON'T mean it! I don't mean anything! Oh, Ken, please DON'T!" + +"Don't say that, Patty, because I MUST. Listen, dear; I went to see +your father to-day. And I asked him if I might tell you all this." + +Patty looked at him, not quite comprehending. + +"You went to see daddy?" she said, wonderingly; "he never told me." + +"Why should he? Don't you understand, dear? I went to him to ask his +permission to tell you that I love you, and I want you for my wife. And +your father said that I might tell you. And now,--darling----" + +"And now it's up to me?" Patty tried to speak lightly. + +"Exactly that, Patty," and Kenneth's face was grave and tender. "It's +up to you, dear. The happiness of my whole life is up to you,--here and +now. What's the answer?" + +Patty sat still a moment, and fairly blinked her eyes in her endeavour +to realise the situation. + +"Ken," she said at last, in a small, far-away voice, "are you--are +you--are you proposing to me?" + +"I sure am!" and Kenneth's head nodded a firm assent; "the sooner you +get that fact into your head, the better. Patty, DEAR little Patty, +tell me,--don't keep me waiting----" + +"But, Ken, I don't WANT to be proposed to,--and least of all, by YOU!" + +"Patty, do you mean that?" and Harper's strained, anxious face took on +a look of despair. + +"Oh, no, NO, I don't mean THAT! At least, not in the way you think! I +only mean we've been such good friends for so long, you're the last one +I should think of marrying!" + +"And who is the first one you think of marrying?" + +Patty burst into laughter. "Oh, Ken, you're so funny when you're +sarcastic! Don't be THAT, whatever you are!" + +"I won't; Patty, darling, tell me you love me a little bit,--or just +that you'll let me love you,--and I'll NEVER be sarcastic! I'll only be +tender, and gentle, and loving,--and anything and everything you want +me to be!" + +"Can you?" + +The eager light faded from Kenneth's eyes, as he answered: "No, I'm +afraid I can't, dear. I know as well as you do, that I haven't the kind +of gaiety you like in a man. I've told you this before. But, +Patty,--you've so much of that,--don't you think you've enough for two?" + +Patty smiled. "It isn't only that, Ken. Don't think that I care more +for foolish, witty speeches than I do for a true, noble heart, like +yours." + +"DON'T say 'true, noble heart'! It sounds as if you didn't care two +cents for me! But my heart, Patty, such as it is, is all yours, and has +been ever since Vernondale days. Have you forgotten those?" + +"No, indeed, and that's just what I say, Ken, we've been friends from +the first,--and we're friends now." + +"But the time has come, Patty, to be more than friends. I have known it +a long time. And I want you to know it too, dear. Patty,--can't you?" + +And then, all of a sudden, Patty KNEW she couldn't. Like a flash, she +saw Kenneth just as he was, a strong, brave, true man, for whom she +felt a warm friendship, but whom she knew she never could love. She +might some time perhaps, in days to come, love somebody, but it would +never, never be Kenneth Harper. + +The thought made her sad, not for herself, but she hated to give pain +to this kind, honest man. She realised the depth of his love for her, +and it broke her heart that she could not return it. + +"Kenneth," she began, "I can't love you the way you want me to,--I just +can't. And, anyway, I'm too young to think about these things." + +"No, you're not, Patty. You're almost twenty and I'm twenty-four. That +isn't too young,--it's just exactly the right age for lovers. It isn't +too young, Patty,--if you love me." + +"But I don't, Ken. I'm sorry,--but I don't." + +"But you will. Oh, Patty, say you will try to!" + +"Kenneth, does love come by trying?" and Patty looked into Kenneth's +face, with a wide-eyed, serious gaze. + +"I don't know why it shouldn't. Take time, dearest, to think about it, +if you want to, but don't say no, irrevocably." + +"Is a woman's no ever irrevocable?" And a smile dimpled Patty's face. + +"Oh, Patty, you are so sweet when you smile like that! Please say +you'll think about it." + +"It won't do any good to think about it, Ken. If ever I marry anybody, +it'll be somebody that I know I'm in love with, without thinking about +it." + +"There isn't anybody, is there, Patty, that you know you're in love +with?" + +"No, there isn't," and Patty's honest eyes showed that she spoke the +truth. "But I'll tell you what, Ken, YOU try to like somebody else. +Marie Homer is perfectly lovely! or,--there is Elise----" + +"Hush, Patty, you don't know what you're talking about. I'm in love +with you,--and you needn't suggest other girls to me." + +"They're a great deal nicer than I am," said Patty, thoughtfully. + +"Rubbish! You're the only girl in the world for me, and I want YOU. Are +you sure there's nobody you like better than me, Patty?" + +Patty rested her dimpled chin on the backs of her clasped hands and +seemed to ponder this question. At last she said: "There's nobody I +like better than you, Ken; but I've counted up nine, that I like just +exactly as well. Now, what would you do in a case like that?" + +[Illustration: "Now, what would you do in a case like that?"] + +"Patty, you're a torment! But if I have an even chance with the others, +I shall get ahead, somehow. Are you sure you don't like that Cameron +chap any better than me?" + +"Not a bit better. He's good fun, but I can't imagine anybody falling +in love with him." + +"And--Van Reypen?" + +The pink in Patty's cheeks deepened, and the lids fell over her blue +eyes at this question. Af-ter an instant's pause, she said: "I don't +think it's fair, Ken, for you to quiz me like that. And, anyway, I +can't tell. In some ways, I like you a heap better than Phil Van +Reypen,--and then in other ways----" + +"You like him a heap better than me!" Kenneth's tone was accusing, and +Patty resented it. + +"Yes, I do!" she said, honestly. "He's always ready for a good time and +willing to give up things for other people. Why, Ken, when you've an +important case on, you won't go skating or anything! I have to coax you +to come to my parties. Now, Phil is always ready to go anywhere or do +anything." + +"But he's a millionaire, Patty. He doesn't have to grub for a living, +as I do." + +"It isn't that, Ken." Patty's quick perceptions had caught the flaw in +Kenneth's argument. "It isn't that. It's because you're so absorbed in +your work that you'd RATHER dig and delve in it, than to go to parties. +That's all right, of course, and much to your credit. But you can't +blame me for liking a man who is willing to throw over his business +engagements for me." + +"That's just like you, Patty, to see through me so quickly. You're +right. I don't care an awful lot for society doings. I only go to +parties and things to see you. And it's mighty little satisfaction, for +you're always so surrounded by rattle-pated men, that there's no +getting near you." + +"Wait a minute, Ken; is it fair to call them rattle-pated, when you +only mean that they enjoy the kind of gay chatter that you look down +upon?" + +"Oh, Patty, I do love you so! And when you say things like that, that +proves what a big, clear mind you have underneath your frivolity, I +love you more than ever. Of course, as you saw at once, I call them +rattle-pates out of sheer envy and jealousy, because they possess that +quality we're speaking of, and I don't. Teach it to me, Patty; teach me +to be a gay society man, dancing attendance on gay society girls----" + +Patty burst into a peal of laughter at this notion of Kenneth's. + +"I could do that, Ken, about as easily as you could teach me to be a +quiet, demure, little person like Christine Hepworth. This is +Christine:" + +Patty sat upright with her hands clasped in her lap, and drew down the +corners of her mouth, and rolled her eyes upward with a saint-like +expression. + +Then, "This is me!" she said. And jumping up, she pirouetted, whirling, +around the room, waving her arms like a graceful butterfly skimming +over flowers. Faster and faster she went, seeming scarcely to touch the +tips of her toes to the floor, and smiling at Kenneth like a +tantalising fairy. + +Harper gazed at her, fascinated, and then as she hovered near him, +jumped up, and caught her in his arms. + +"You beauty!" he cried, but Patty slipped away from him. + +"You haven't caught me yet, Ken," she said, laughing, "not for keeps, +you know." The rollicking dance had restored her gaiety, and relieved +the seriousness of the situation. + +"You know perfectly well," she went on, standing across the room from +him, and shaking a little pink forefinger at him, "you know perfectly +well, Kenneth-boy, that we're not a bit suited to each other. I go +through life the way I just flew around the room; and you go this way:" +Patty dropped her arms at her side and marched stiffly around the room +with a military air, gazing straight ahead of her. + +"Now, how COULD we ever keep step?" she said, pausing in front of him +and looking up into his face. + +"I'm afraid you're right, Patty," and Kenneth looked at her with +serious eyes. "But I WANT you so!" and he held out his arms. + +"Nay, nay, Pauline," and Patty danced away again. "Who gets me, I +think, will have to swoop down in an aeroplane, and grabble me all up +and fly away with me!" + +"Where do they keep aeroplanes for sale?" inquired Kenneth, looking at +her meditatively. + +"You dear old Ken!" and Patty danced up to him again and laid her hand +on his arm. "Isn't that just exactly like you! You'd go right off and +buy an airship, I believe, and try to come swooping after me!" + +"Indeed I would, if it were practicable and possible." + +"Yes, that's your motto: practical and possible. But you see, Mr. Ken, +I like the impractical and the impossible." + +"Supposing, then, that I take up those things as a serious study?" + +"Oh, yes, a SERIOUS study! Is everything serious with you?" + +"My love for you is very serious, Patty." + +But Patty was not willing to treat it so. "That's the trouble," she +said; "now if your love for me were frivolous----" + +"Then it wouldn't be worth having, Patty." + +"Oh, I--don't--know! At any rate, Ken, can't you mix it? Say three +parts seriousness to one part frivolousness? Though I'd rather have the +proportions reversed." + +"Patty, you're incorrigible!" + +"Good gracious! what's that? It must be something awfully nice, if I'm +it." + +"Well, you are it,--and I don't know what to do with you." + +"You mean, you don't know what to do without me!" + +"Same thing. But you'll promise me this, won't you? To think it over +seriously and not decide at once." + +"Yes, I'll promise that. How long do you want me to think it over, Ken?" + +"The rest of your life, Patty." + +"Ken, if you say such clever things as that, I'm afraid I'll fall in +love with you!" + +"Patty, darling,--don't tease me like that! If I thought you meant +it---" + +"But, anyway, Ken, if I take the rest of my life to think this thing +over, I can't give you an answer till my dying day! And that seems +late----" + +"Patty, stop talking like that! You'll drive me crazy! Now listen, +little girl, I'm going now. And you're going to think over what I've +said to you. And--try to think kindly,--won't you?" + +"I've never thought of you any way but kindly, Ken." + +"Well, think more than kindly, then,--think lovingly. Good-night, +Patty." + +Kenneth held out his hand and Patty put her little hand slowly into it. + +As she felt his strong, warm clasp, a mischievous impulse moved her to +say, demurely: "I think it would be polite, Ken, if you kissed my hand, +instead of squeezing it to pieces!" + +Kenneth gave her one look, dropped a light kiss on the back of her +little hand, and with a courteous bow left the room. + +For a moment Patty stood where he had left her, then, as she heard the +front door close, she looked curiously at the back of her hand, almost +as if expecting to see a mark there. + +"Dear old Ken," she said, softly, to herself, and then she went +upstairs. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +AN INVITATION + + +Notwithstanding the experience of the evening, Patty slept dreamlessly +all night, and was only awakened, when Jane came in the morning with +her breakfast tray. + +"Hello, Jane," she said, sleepily, opening her eyes, "will you ask Mrs. +Fairfield to come up here right away?" + +"What is it, Patty?" said Nan, appearing a moment later; "are you ill? +Jane said you wanted me right away." + +"No, I'm not ill," and Patty gave her stepmother a quizzical glance. +"Sit down, Nan, and brace yourself for a shock. In me you behold a +charming young debutante who has received her first proposal from a +most worthy young man." + +"Good gracious, Patty! Kenneth?" + +"None other!" And Patty waved her hand dramatically. + +"Naturally, I'm not overcome with amazement, as he spoke to Fred about +it first. Kenneth always has good manners. Well, and what did you say, +Patty?" + +Patty eyed Nan, provokingly. "What do you think, Nancy?" + +"Honestly, Patty, I haven't the slightest idea. Ken is splendid, I +think,--but----" + +"But what, Nan?" And Patty looked deeply interested. + +"First, what did you say?" + +"I won't tell you, until you tell me what you meant by 'but.'" + +"Why, I only meant that Kenneth is,--well he's a dear and all that, but +he's so----" + +"Oh, fiddlesticks, Nan, say it out! Dull, prosaic, old-fogy, poky, +slow." + +"Patty, Patty! those words are too strong! Ken isn't all those things! +He's only,--just a little bit----" + +"Just a day and a half behind the times. Or else I'm a day and a half +ahead of them. Well, Nan, that's what I told him." + +"What! that he was dull and old-fogy?" + +"Not exactly those terms; but in a few well-chosen words I gave him +that impression, or tried to. By the way, Nan, I danced all round the +room while he was proposing. Was that correct?" + +"Patty, stop your nonsense! Will you never be grown-up? You shall not +make fun of Kenneth." + +"Oh, Nan, I only wish I could! You might as well try to make fun of the +Public Library. Kenneth is an institution. I always feel like saying to +him, 'Sail on, sail on, oh, Ship of State!' or something like that. +Now, wait a minute, Nan; don't you think I don't appreciate his +sterling qualities. Like a Ship of State, he's made of pure +granite,--oh, NO, they don't make ships of granite, do they?--I mean +like the Public Library, you know. And he has solid +foundations,--mental, moral, and physical. But he hasn't any fancy work +about him. Even the Public Library has flags flying,--but Ken never +thinks of anything as gay as a flag." + +"Patty, you're talking a lot, but I do believe you know what you're +saying;--it's true, dear. And are you going to marry him?" + +"Marry him!" And Patty looked distinctly aggrieved. "Why, Nan, do you +think for a moment I'd accept my first proposal? No, sir-ee! After I've +had half a dozen, I may take one seriously, but not before. How can I +tell until I've seen various sorts? Why, Nan, Kenneth didn't go down on +his knees at all! I thought they always did. Didn't father, when he +asked you?" + +"Oh, Patty, I thought you were up-to-date! Kneeling proposals went out +with the Colonials! It's only a tradition, now." + +"Gracious, Nan, how experienced you are! But I don't think I shall +accept anybody until he kneels to me. But don't tell anybody that, for +I don't want them all doing it on purpose." + +"Patty," and Nan spoke seriously, "it's all very well for you to rattle +on like this, but you mustn't treat Ken's proposal lightly. He's a +splendid man and he's terribly in love with you----" + +"Wait a minute, Nan," and Patty was quite as earnest as the other. "Ken +isn't TERRIBLY in love with me. I'd like it better if he were. He's +deeply in love, even earnestly,--almost solemnly, but----" + +"That's the best sort, Patty. Remember, dear, flirtation is all very +well; but in the man you marry you want those qualities you've just +mentioned." + +"Oh, Nan, don't you be serious, too! Ken's seriousness almost finished +me. And I suppose father will take the same tack! Oh, I don't want to +be grown-up,--I think it's HORRID!" + +Nan looked sympathetically at Patty. + +"I suppose, right here," Patty went on, "I ought to burst into tears. +Don't girls always cry over their first proposal? But, Nan, I feel more +like giggling. I can't help it. It seems so ridiculous for Kenneth and +me to go through that scene we had last evening. We've been friends so +long, and then for him, all of a sudden----" + +"It wasn't sudden with him, Patty. He's been in love with you for +years." + +"Yes, so he says. Well, Nan, I don't HAVE to marry him, do I?" + +"No, of course not." + +"Well, then, I'm not going to! And I don't want to be treated as if I +were an ingrate because I don't! Ken is a splendid man, noble souled +and all that, but I don't love him and never shall. Now please, Nan, be +nice to me." + +"Why, Patty, dear, I never dreamed of NOT being nice to you! I do want +you to realise what you're throwing away, but if you couldn't be happy +with Ken, of course, you mustn't marry him. He's a very different +temperament from you, and I think myself he would be a sort of a weight +on your buoyant nature. And if you're sure of your own heart, that's +all there is about it. But you must tell Ken so, just as kindly as +possible, for I know it will be an awful blow to the poor fellow. Did +you tell him?" + +"Yes, I did, but he insisted that I should think it over." + +"Well, think it over. It won't hurt you to do that. And if you keep +getting more and more certain that you don't love Kenneth and never +will, then you'll know you're right in your decision. You're a dear +girl, Patty, and I want you to marry some time, and just the right man." + +"As you did." + +"Yes, as I did," and Nan gave a happy smile. "You will probably marry +some one nearer your own age, Patty, but you can never be any happier +than Fred and I are." + +"I believe you, you dear old thing! Oh, here's the mail, and I have not +touched my breakfast yet." + +Jane came in with a lot of letters, and Patty pounced upon one in +particular. + +"Here's a letter from Adele," she cried. "I hope she's coming to the +city, she's been talking of it." + +But instead of that news, the letter contained an invitation for Patty +to come up to Fern Falls for a visit. + +"Come to spend May-day," Adele wrote. "I'm having a small house party; +in part, a reunion of our Christmas crowd. Daisy is here and Hal, of +course, and we all want you. Invite one or two of your beaux, if you +like, but don't bring any more girls; for we have two or three new +neighbours with a superfluity of daughters. Come as soon as you can, +and stay as long as you will, and bring your prettiest frocks. Oceans +of love from me and Jim. Adele." + +"That's good," said Nan, as she read the letter. "Why don't you start +right off, Patty? Adele says to invite some young men if you like. You +might ask Kenneth!" + +"No, thank you. I don't want any of the boys. I'll be glad to get away +from them for awhile. I must have some new frocks, Nan. Something +Springy, you know." + +"Yes, we'll go and order them to-day. I'd love to." Nan spoke +absentmindedly, for she was reading her own letters, and Patty +proceeded to open the rest of her mail. + +That evening Kenneth came for his answer. + +Patty had talked it over with her father, and had concluded the kindest +thing was to tell Kenneth frankly, no. + +The scene was not as difficult as Patty had feared, for Kenneth took +the cheerful attitude of believing that she would yet relent. + +"So long as there is no one else, Patty, girl," he said, very gently, +"I'm going to hope that you will yet learn to love me. I shall never +despair, until you tell me yourself that you have given your heart to +some one else." + +"And we'll be good friends, Ken?" + +"You bet we will! You needn't think I'm down and out because you've +said no, once! I'm not awfully swift, Patty, but I'm terribly +persistent,--and I'm just going to keep on loving you, in hope that +some day you'll come to me because you want to." + +"But there's no promise, Ken." + +"No, dear, no promise. Only a hope in my heart, too deep to be rooted +out, that some day--" + +"So--me day! So--ome day!" chanted Patty in a trilling voice, and Ken +smiled in his old, friendly fashion. + +"He is awfully nice," Patty said to Nan, afterward, "when he isn't +proposing. There's something about Ken you can't help liking." + +And Nan smiled and said, "That's so." + +The days flew along, the spring frocks materialised and the grass and +flowers began to be beautiful up at Fern Falls. + +Patty went up there a few days before the first of May, and was +welcomed by the Kenerleys with vigorous and jubilant greetings. + +"You dear!" exclaimed Adele, as after a rapturous hug she held Patty +off to look at her. "I do believe you're prettier than ever!" + +"It's the happiness of coming up here," said Patty, smiling. "I'm so +glad to come, Adele. The country in spring,--and all that, you know." + +"Yes," said Adele, laughing. "You know what the Boston girl said: 'Oh, +I just LOVE nature! It ADDS so!' You're like that, aren't you, Patty?" + +"Exactly! but spring is all over the city, too. They're selling flowers +on every street corner, and all the pedestrians wear big bunches of +violets or daffodils or magnolias or something. Daisy, you're looking +fine! How long have you been here?" + +"I came last week," said Daisy Dow, "and I'm awfully glad to see you +again, Patty." + +And then Patty was whisked off to her room, and not until tea-time did +she see the rest of the house party. + +Then her host, Jim Kenerley, appeared, and Hal Ferris, Adele's brother, +and, greatly to Patty's surprise, Philip Van Reypen. + +"I didn't expect to see you here, Phil," said Patty, after she had +greeted the men of the house. + +"I'm only here for a short time," returned Philip; "Mrs. Kenerley +invited me to stay as long as I behaved myself; but you know, Patty, I +can't do that very long." + +"No, indeed! You'll be starting to-morrow morning at that rate!" + +"Now, Patty, that's unkind of you. However, under your angelic +influence, I may behave well enough to stay till the afternoon train." + +"You're a beautiful behaver, Mr. Van Reypen," declared his hostess, +"and I shan't let naughty Patty cast aspersions." + +"What are those things, Adele?" asked Patty; "I'm sure I never cast +anything like that at anybody, and I wouldn't hit him if I did. I can't +hit the side of a barn." + +"I know they say that about women," said Hal Ferris; "but I believe +it's a base libel. At least, I think they could be taught to accomplish +such a feat. I believe I'll organise a class of young ladies and teach +them how to hit the side of a barn." + +"But why hit it at all?" asked Daisy; "what has the poor barn done to +be hit?" + +"Lots of people get hit when they don't deserve it," said Kenerley. +"But don't use our barn, Hal, use the neighbour's. Because under your +tuition, your pupils might get proficient enough to hit it." + +"I'm so glad to be here when it isn't winter," said Patty, looking +around her. They were having tea on one of the wide verandas, which, +though still enclosed with glass, had many panes open to the spring air. + +"From now on, it's lovely here," said Adele; "almost every day we have +one more sash open and then pretty soon we take them all out." + +"It was lovely last winter, when we had tea by the hall fireplace, but +this is better still," and Patty leaned back in her Japanese wicker +easy-chair and nibbled contentedly at her plate of little cakes. + +The tea hour at the Kenerleys' was always a pleasant affair, and in +warm weather neighbours from the nearby country houses were apt to +stroll over. On this occasion two or three came and Patty became +acquainted with several young ladies. + +"You know what I told you," said Adele to Patty, after they had left. +"We have plenty of girls around here, but not many men. So for the +May-party, I want you to ask a few of your friends to come up." + +"All right, I will; the boys will all be glad to come. Which ones do +you want?" + +"I've already asked Roger Farrington, and we'll see about the others +later." + +"All right," said Patty, carelessly; "I've one or two new friends whom +I'm sure you will like." + +The next day Patty had a brilliant idea for a joke on Kit Cameron. It +popped into her head quite suddenly, and she gleefully told her scheme +to Adele and Daisy, as they sat together in Adele's own pleasant +sitting-room. + +"Doesn't Mr. Cameron know you're up here?" asked Adele. + +"No; I haven't seen him for a week or two. He went South with the +Homers and only came home the day I left." + +The plan was carefully thought out, amid giggling and laughter, and the +final result was achieved by Patty in the form of a much scribbled +letter. + +"Now I'm going down to copy this on Jim's typewriter," she said. And +she flew downstairs to the library, from which opened a small office +fitted up for Mr. Kenerley's home use. + +Jim Kenerley had gone to business, and Van Reypen and Hal Ferris were +playing golf, so Patty had the place to herself; and by dint of slow +but persevering pounding on the typewriter, she picked out the +following missive: + +"Mr. Christopher Cameron: DEAR MR. CAMERON, + +A few weeks ago I heard you play the violin at a concert! Oh, if I +could tell you the raptures that thrilled my soul at the floods of +melody you drew from the insensate strings! Only a poet's spirit, only +a high-strung heart could accomplish such strains! I, too, am of a +musical spirit; I, too, thrill to the notes of the great masters, if +interpreted as they are by you! May I hope that you will not spurn this +outburst of a sympathetic nature, and accept this tribute to your +genius? Could I look for a line,--just a word,--in response to this, +saying that you are glad of my appreciation? Never before have I +written to a stranger. That is why I dare not use my own penmanship. +Please do not seek to find out who I am, but send just a line that I +may know you do not scorn my praise. Address Miss Belle Harcourt, Maple +Bank, Conn." + +The conspirators had decided upon the Maple Bank Post-office as being +safer than Fern Falls, if Kit should by any chance hear that Patty had +gone to the Kenerleys'. + +"You know," said Patty, as she sealed the letter, "it might be mean to +play this trick on anybody else, but Kit plays so many jokes on other +people, he deserves it. And while he's not over-conceited, yet he's +just vain enough to be tickled to death with this appreciation of his +music. 'Miss Harcourt' will get an answer, all right! Come on, girls, +let's get ready to go to Maple Bank." + +And in a short time the three plotters were motoring over to the +adjoining village to post the precious document. + +Of course, they did not tell the men about this, and the three kept it +an inviolate secret. + +"We can hardly expect an answer for two days," said Patty, "but if I +know Mr. Kit, he'll reply about as quickly as possible." + +And sure enough, when the next day but one the three again invaded the +little Maple Bank post-office, there was a letter from New York City +for Miss Belle Harcourt. + +"Read it, read it!" cried Daisy as they started homeward with their +prize. + +The three sat side by side in the motor, with Patty in the middle, and +they all giggled, as Patty read the letter aloud. + +"DEAR MISS HARCOURT: + +I cannot tell you what pleasure your letter gave me. It is so +delightful to learn that a stranger is interested in my poor attempts +at making music. And--may I say it?--the personal charm of your letter +has thrilled my heart! Only a pure, sweet, young nature could write as +you do. May I not see you? Or at least will you not send me your +photograph? I know I have no right to ask this, but I would so love to +meet one so sympathetic and appreciative of the great art which is the +ideal of my life. + +With many, many thanks for your welcome letter, I am, + +Very sincerely yours, CHRISTOPHER CAMERON." + +"I knew he'd do it!" cried Patty. "I knew he'd fall for that flattery! +Kit's a perfect dear, but he IS vain of his music, and I don't blame +him. He's a wonderful violinist." + +"What are you going to do next, Patty?" asked Adele. "Answer that +letter?" + +"Sure!" returned Patty; "but I'm not running this thing alone. We must +all help make up the letter. And, Adele, haven't you some photograph +that will be just right to send?" + +As soon as they reached home they hunted over Adele's collection of +photographs, and finally found one that Patty declared just right. + +It was a picture of one of Adele's cousins, a girl of about sixteen, +whose sweet young face wore an expression so soulful and languishing +that it was almost comical. + +"Hester hates that picture," said Adele; "she never looks that way +really,--like a sick calf,--but somehow the photographer managed to +catch that expression." + +"She wouldn't mind if she knew, would she?" said Patty. + +"Oh, mercy, no! She'd think it the best joke in the world. She lives in +California, so there's little chance of Mr. Cameron ever seeing her. +Now let's write the letter." + +After much agony of composition and much gay fooling, the plotters +produced this: + +"DEAR MR. CHRISTOPHER: + +I must modify your more formal name a little,--for it seems now as if I +almost knew you. I tremble with fear lest some one should discover that +I write to you. But I cannot help writing. I am impelled by a feeling +in my soul. I send my picture and I wish it were more beautiful. For I +know you love only what is good and beautiful. We must not meet, that +would be TOO dangerous. But will you not write me one more precious +letter that I may keep it forever? + +BELLE." + +There had been much discussion over the signature. Adele preferred +"Yours devotedly"; Daisy wanted "Yours adoringly"; but Patty stood out +for the name alone, saying that it meant more that way. + +And so the letter enclosing the picture was despatched to Kit, who +received it duly. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +BELLE HARCOURT + + +As quickly as possible the answer came back. + +It was a rainy day, and Adele sent the chauffeur to Maple Bank after it. + +The three gathered in Patty's room to hear it read, and were not +surprised that it ran after this manner: + +"BELLE: + +How could you know the dearest way to sign yourself? Any other word +would have spoiled it! But Belle! My beautiful one! I MUST see you! The +picture is just what I anticipated, only more sweet and soulful. You +are an angel, and I must see you or die. Do not make me wait. May I fly +to Maple Bank at once? Meet me somewhere. No one will know it,--but I +must look once into those dear eyes! + +Your own + +CHRISTOPHER." + +"Oh, Kit, Kit!" exclaimed Patty, wiping tears of laughter from her +eyes; "I didn't know you COULD be such an idiot! Adele, we must have +him come up here." + +"Oh, of course. How shall we arrange a meeting?" + +"I'll tell you," said Daisy, "write him that Belle will meet him in +front of the Maple Bank post-office. Then let Patty meet him, you know, +and we'll sit in the car and see the fun." + +"All right," Patty agreed. "WON'T he be mad when he sees ME!" + +So they wrote: + +"MY CHRISTOPHER: + +I knew we were made for each other. I, too, feel that I must see you. +But our meeting must be secret. I cannot risk my people knowing about +it. So, will you meet me in front of the Maple Bank post-office at four +o'clock on Thursday afternoon? I would like a more secluded place, but +I dare not. The post-office is on a beautiful maple-shaded street and +we can meet casually, as if we were ordinary passersby. You must only +speak with me a few moments, and let me look once deep in your eyes, +and then you must pass on,--out of my life forever! But I shall have at +least one moment of blissful rapture! You will know me, because I shall +wear white, with pink roses in my hat, and a pink parasol. I can hardly +wait for Thursday! Come soon to + +Your + +BELLE." + +"I rather guess that'll fetch him," observed Patty, complacently, as +she sealed the envelope. "I knew Kit was a romantic goose, but I didn't +suppose he'd be up to these tricks." + +"Of course we'll bring him home with us, Patty," said Adele. + +"Yes, he'll come fast enough." + +"If he isn't too mad at you," put in Daisy. + +"Oh, he won't be mad," returned Patty; "he'll be terribly cut up at +first, to think I tricked him so, but he'll get over it. And I warn +you, Adele, if he comes here he'll play some fearful joke on us to get +even." + +"I don't mind," said Adele, "I like a joke once in awhile as well as +anybody else. Now if he comes Thursday, Patty, will he stay over +Saturday? That's May-day, you know, and I'd like to have him here for +the celebration." + +"He'll be here if you ask him; even if he has to go back to the city +Friday and come up again for Saturday. Phil and Roger come Saturday, +you know." + +Van Reypen had gone back to town for a few days, and Hal Ferris was +also away on business, which was one reason why the girls had plunged +so interestedly into their merry scheme. + +Thursday afternoon they started for Maple Bank in time to be at the +post-office before four o'clock, and witness the arrival of Mr. Cameron. + +Patty looked her dainty best, in a white linen, with a broad-brimmed +hat wreathed with pink roses. Her pink parasol was flounced with +chiffon and adorned with a bunch of pink roses, and two rose blooms +were tucked in her belt. + +"Rather summery garb, for the last of April," said Patty, gazing at +herself in Adele's long mirror; "but I said I'd wear white before I +thought. However, it's a lovely day, and with my motor coat I'll be +warm enough going over." + +They started off in high spirits, and reached the post-office at +quarter before four. Kit was already there, walking calmly up and down +the maple-shaded village street, and apparently waiting with properly +concealed impatience. + +In accordance with directions, the chauffeur drove right past the +post-office and around a corner, where the three conspirators might +indulge in a burst of laughter. + +"I shan't appear until a few minutes after four," said Patty; "it isn't +feminine to keep an appointment on time." + +So they went up and down some other streets until just the right time, +and then Patty got out of the car, as she intended to walk to the tryst. + +The car, with Adele and Daisy, whizzed away and took up a position +exactly opposite the post-office, stopping there to watch the show. + +Of course Cameron paid no attention to this car, and continued to +patrol the sidewalk with slow, even steps. + +At last, as he walked along, he saw a girl in white coming toward him. +Her pink parasol completely concealed her face, but Cameron knew it was +his "Belle." + +He walked on slowly, and Patty did too, until they met and both +stopped. Gently he raised the intruding parasol and turned it to one +side. + +But even then, he could not see Patty's face, for she had arranged her +broad-brimmed hat to droop over it, and she hung her head as if in +extreme shyness. But she put out her hand and Cameron clasped it in his +own. + +"Belle," he murmured, "MY Belle! Look at me, please!" + +Suddenly Patty lifted her head, and smiled into Kit Cameron's face. + +He took a step backward, and staggered almost as if he would fall. + +"Patty Fairfield!" he exclaimed, "what does this mean? Why are you +here? I expected--oh, I beg your pardon--I--I'm aw-awfully glad to see +you." + +Adele and Daisy, watching them, were convulsed at Cameron's baffled +surprise. They could almost hear what he said. They could see how he +tried to pull himself together, and they could see Patty speechless +with laughter, as she enjoyed the joke on Kit. + +"What are YOU doing in Maple Bank?" she said, as soon as she could +speak for laughing. + +Kit looked at her gravely. "I came expressly to meet a girl in a white +frock and pink roses. I don't see any other around, so--it might as +well be you!" + +"You needn't try to turn it off so carelessly," said Patty. "Own up +that you're caught! What was your girl's name?" + +"Belle--My Belle--" And Cameron rolled his eyes in such soulful manner, +that Patty went off in another paroxysm. + +"Oh, you Joke King, you! Nobody can trick you, can they? Do you own up?" + +"Own up what? that I'd rather see you than any other belle? Certainly, +I'll own that. But my time is up. You know we were only to gaze once +into each other's eyes and then part forever!" And Kit gazed into her +eyes as if it were indeed the last time. + +"That'll do," said Patty, laughing again. "The farce is over. Now come +and be real. Your own beautiful real self. Come and meet my friends." + +"Who?" said Kit, as he accompanied Patty across the street. + +"Here he is," sang out Patty, as they reached the car. "Mrs. +Kenerley,--Miss Dow,--may I present Mr. Cameron, the celebrated violin +virtuoso." + +Adele greeted him warmly, and Daisy smiled on him, and Cameron's own +delightful manner soon made them all friends. + +"Jump in and go home with us, Mr. Cameron," said Adele, turning down a +side seat in the car. + +"But my stay in Maple Bank is limited," said Kit. "I'm due to take the +next train back to New York." + +"Come back with us to tea, anyway," said Adele. + +"You can stay to dinner, too," said Patty, "and take a late train down +from Fern Falls." + +"But you see, though I dressed with particular care to meet a very +charming young lady, I didn't expect to dine with her." + +"Oh, no matter," said Adele; "we won't be formal to-night. But if you +will, Mr. Cameron, we'd like to have you come back on Saturday for our +May-day celebration." + +"Will I!" said Kit; "you're awfully good to ask me, Mrs. Kenerley, +after you've discovered what a wicked young man I am, thus to follow up +invitations from strange ladies. But you see the photograph that came +to me was so charming that the temptation was irresistible." + +"If you'd known it was only me, you wouldn't have come, would you?" +asked Patty. + +Kit regarded her solemnly. Then he waved his hand, as if dismissing a +question of no moment. "It doesn't matter," he said, "all young ladies +in pink and white look alike to me." + +"Then I'm glad I'm not in pink and white," said Daisy, who was looking +very pretty in a blue linen frock, with wide black ribbons. + +"So am I," and Kit smiled at her approvingly. "You look so different, +it's a pleasure to observe you." + +Cameron had a charming way of talking nonsense, and before they reached +home both Daisy and Adele had taken a decided liking to the gay young +man. + +They had tea on the glass-paned veranda, and it was not until they were +all comfortably seated, with their teacups in hand, that Cameron said, +casually: "Oh, by the way, Patty, I have a note for you from Mrs. +Fairfield, and a parcel." + +He took from his pocket a letter and a little box. + +"Oh, thank you," said Patty, taking them "May I?" she added, as she +opened the note. + +As Patty read, her face grew longer and her eyes grew bigger. As she +finished, she looked at Cameron, who was gazing at her with his eyes +full of laughter. + +"You Kit!" she exclaimed; "oh, you Kit Cameron! Can nobody EVER get +ahead of you? Girls, listen to this! It's a note from Nan, and she +says: 'Dear Patty: Mr. Cameron says he's going to see you to-morrow. +Has Adele invited him to Fern Falls? How nice for you all. He won't +tell me how she happened to do so, but I suppose it was through you. +I'm sending you by him your pearl pin, which you forgot. Oceans of +love, from Nan.' Now, how in the name of common sense, did you happen +to tell Nan that you were coming to see me?" + +"Why, I was there last night, and I knew I was coming up here to-day; +so I told her, and she asked me to bring your pin. And I said I would. +That's all." + +"But how did you know you were coming here?" persisted Patty. + +"I didn't know I was coming here, and I didn't tell Mrs. Fairfield I +was. I only told her I should see you. I can't help what she +assumed,--and I have delivered the pin in safety." + +"But how did you know you were going to see me?" + +"My dear child, do you suppose for one minute that I fell for that +Belle Harcourt business? Didn't you know that I would know that that +very first letter was written by your fairy fingers?" + +"Why, Mr. Cameron!" exclaimed Adele, "weren't you really fooled?" + +"You WERE!" exclaimed Daisy. "You were at first, anyway." + +"Not for a minute, Miss Dow," and Kit smiled lazily at her. "I'm not +over-modest about my wonderful musical genius, but somehow I couldn't +believe that a stranger appreciated me so highly. I just COULDN'T +believe it, and something told me that it wasn't quite all it sounded. +Then, says I to myself, if it isn't a real Belle Harcourt it's most +probably Patty Fairfield. I had no idea you were away, but I telephoned +the house, and some of your menials told me you were at Fern Falls. I +had never heard of Fern Falls, but it was me for the atlas, and after +much study, I unearthed Fern Falls and found it to be very decidedly +adjacent to Maple Bank. So I put away my atlas, got down my arithmetic, +and by its artful aid I managed to put two and two together. If I had +found any one else but Patty Fairfield under that pink parasol, I +should have been the most surprised man under the Stars and Stripes!" + +"I think you're perfectly horrid!" cried Patty; "just per-fect-ly +hor-rid!" + +"You don't really, you know," and Kit smiled at her, calmly, "you're +just as ready to admit yourself tricked, as I was." + +Patty went off into a peal of laughter at the thought of how she had +insisted that Kit should own up to being tricked, when they met; but +she felt a little chagrined that her joke had fallen through. + +"I'm glad of it," declared Adele, "for I may as well confess, Mr. +Cameron, it had prejudiced me against you to think you would write +those letters to a stranger." + +"Oh, I wouldn't, Mrs. Kenerley," said Kit, with exaggerated +earnestness. "Honest and truly, I wouldn't! I NEVER write letters to +strangers, unless I'm SURE the strangers are Patty Fairfield. And I'm +sure I shouldn't dare to write a letter to the young lady of the +photograph that came to me. She looked like an angel in the last stages +of nervous prostration." + +"That's exactly what she did look like," said Adele, laughing. "I must +tell Hester that! She's a school-girl cousin of mine, Mr. Cameron, and +if she were here, she'd enjoy this two-story joke as well as any of us." + +Cameron stayed to dinner, as he said, to make his peace with Mr. +Kenerley when he came home, but really because he wanted to remain with +the pleasant house party. + +Hal Ferris came home at dinner time, too, and was greatly diverted by +the whole story of the Belle Harcourt joke. + +After dinner, it was warm enough to sit out on the veranda till time +for Kit to go to the train. + +At last the chauffeur brought the little runabout to the door, and Kit +took leave of the merry group. + +"Be sure to come back on Saturday morning," said Adele, as she shook +hands with him. + +"Trust me for that, Mrs. Kenerley. I'm so delighted with the +invitation, I'm afraid I'll get here too soon." + +"Come up on the noon train. The May party's at four o'clock. And now +you must fly or you'll lose your train." + +"Parting is SUCH sweet sorrow," said Kit, as he took Patty's hand, to +say good-bye to her last. + +Patty followed him down the steps of the veranda, and he was about to +step into the car, when he said, "Come on down to the station with me." + +"I will," said Patty, impulsively, and as there was no time to discuss +the matter, she sprang into the car. Kit jumped in after her, and +slammed the door and they were off. + +"We've eloped," Cameron called back, as they whizzed away. + +"All right," Adele called after them; "send Patty back by the +chauffeur. There are extra wraps under the seat." + +"What a duck you are to come!" said Kit, as they swung out through the +gate. + +"I didn't mean to; but I jumped in before I thought." + +"Always jump in before you think,--that is, if I'm around. If there's +any danger of drowning, I'll pull you out." + +"Oh, I can swim. Kit, I don't see how you knew I wrote that letter." + +"Patty, it was plain as day on the face of it. Why, it sounded just +like you from start to finish. Of course, if you had been in New York, +I should have tried to suspect somebody else, but when I found you were +staying only about six miles from Maple Bank, I knew it was you." + +"Never mind, some day I'll play a joke on you." + +"Thought you didn't approve of them." + +"I don't, for other people. But you're so fond of them I feel as if I +ought to do all I can for you." + +"All right, joke away, little girl. I don't mind. I say, Poppycheek, +what's this May-day business? An old-fashioned picnic?" + +"Not exactly. It's a new-fashioned picnic. But they crown a May-queen, +and all that sort of foolishness." "And who is to be queen?" + +"Belle Harcourt." + +"MY Belle! Oh, I'm glad of that. And so Princess Poppycheek is going to +be made a queen! Well, so long as you're my Belle, you may be anybody's +queen you like." + +"I like an awful lot of people." + +"Mostly men." + +"No, sir! The men mostly like me. I like mostly girls. Don't you think +Daisy Dow's charming and pretty?" + +"Yes, she is a very pretty girl. You're fond of her?" + +"I am now. I didn't like her at first, but I think it was because I +didn't understand her. But now we're awfully good chums." + +"And so you don't like the men?" + +"Nonsense! Of course I do. I adore them. But not as much as I do my +girl friends. And sometimes I think I like my married friends best of +all. Aren't the Kenerleys just dear?" + +"Then you'd like me better if I were married?" + +"Yes, indeed. Will you get married, to please me?" + +"Oh, anything to oblige. Will you pick out the lady?" + +"Why, yes, if you want me to. There's Daisy Dow." + +"Yes, there's Daisy Dow. But here's Patty Fairfield. I'd ever so much +rather marry her! How about it, Poppycheek?" + +"Nonsense, Kit, don't be silly." + +"It isn't silly. You said you wanted me to be married and I'm awfully +anxious to please you." + +"Oh, do you want to marry me just to please me?" + +"Well, I'm interested in the scheme on my own account, too." + +"Well, don't bother me about it, now. I hate to answer questions in a +speeding motor-car." + +"Shall I tell him to slow down?" And Kit leaned forward toward the +chauffeur. + +"Mercy, no! you'll hardly catch your train now. A little faster, +Jacques." + +"Yes, Miss," and the chauffeur threw on a little more speed. + +"Poppycheek, you rascal, I intended to miss that train." + +"Well, you don't do it! see? We've enough to do to-morrow, without you +bothering around. You can come up Saturday, but to-morrow we're going +to be awfully busy." + +"Van Reypen coming?" + +"Of course. A party isn't a party without Phil." + +"Huh! I'm not afraid of him. I can cut Van Reypen out any day in the +week!" + +"Not Saturdays. That's his great day." And Patty laughed tantalisingly. + +"Just you wait and see! I'm not afraid! Bye-bye, Poppycheek." + +They had reached the station just as the train was drawing out. Kit +sprang from the car, slammed the door after him, and striding across +the platform, swung on to the moving steps. He waved his hand at Patty +and was gone. + +"Home, Jacques," she said. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +MAY-DAY + + +May-Day, contrary to its custom, was a perfectly beautiful, balmy, +sunshiny day. + +Adele drew a long sigh of relief when she opened her eyes to this fact, +for as the hostess of a large and elaborate garden party she had no +care so great as the question of weather. And as all outdoors was a +mass of warm sunshine, she felt sure of the success of her fete. + +After luncheon she ordained that Patty should go to her room for a nap, +as she had worked hard all the morning, and must not look fagged at her +coronation. + +"Make Daisy go too, then," said Patty, pouting, as she started upstairs. + +"No, Daisy can do as she likes. She isn't tired and you are." + +"But then Daisy will be here when the boys come, and I won't." + +"You insatiable little coquette! You go right straight to your room and +go to bed! You hear me?" + +"Yes, ma'am, but I can't sleep. I'm too 'cited!" + +"Well, you can rest. Get yourself into a kimono,--and I'll come up in a +minute and tuck you up." + +Adele went up in a few moments and found Patty leaning far out of her +window. + +"What ARE you doing, child? Don't lean out so far; you'll fall!" + +Patty proceeded to draw herself back into the room. "Of course I won't +fall, Adele! I was only trying to breathe all this whole May-day into +my lungs at once. It's so beautiful." + +"It is, I know; but, Patty, darling, you MUST behave yourself. Lie down +and take a little sleepy-by till three o'clock. Then you can get +dressed for the party." + +"'I will be good, dear mother, I heard a sweet child say,'" trilled +Patty, as she took down her hair and put on a kimono. + +Then Adele tucked her up on the couch, in a nest of pillows and under a +soft down quilt. + +"Of course I trust you," she said, as she patted her shoulder, "oh, OF +COURSE I trust you! but all the same, my lady, I'm going to lock you +in!" + +"What!" cried Patty. + +But even as she spoke, Adele had scurried across the room, drawn out +the key, and was already locking the door from the other side. + +"Well!" thought Patty, "that's a high-handed performance! I don't +really care, though. Now that I'm here, so comfy, I realise that I am +tired." And in about two minutes Patty was sound asleep. + +It was nearly an hour before she opened her eyes, and then with a +little yawn she lazily wondered if it were time to get up. She glanced +at the clock on her dressing-table, and as it was only half-past two, +she felt sure that Adele would not come to her release until three +o'clock. She lay there, her eyes wandering idly about the room, when +she saw a startling sight. The floor, near her couch, was fairly strewn +with sprays of apple blossoms. At first she thought she must be +dreaming, and rubbed her eyes to be sure she was awake. Putting her +hand down outside the silken coverlet, she touched a spray of blossoms, +and picking it up looked at it wonderingly. There could be no doubt. +They were real apple blossoms, and they were really there! What could +it mean? + +"Of course," she said to herself, "either Adele or Daisy came in while +I was asleep and brought me these flowers, and sprinkled them on the +floor for fun. It must have been Daisy, for Adele is too busy. How much +nicer Daisy is than she used to be. And maybe that's not fair. Probably +she always was just as nice, only I wasn't nice to her. Or I didn't +know how to take her. Oh, my gracious!" + +The last words were spoken aloud, and in a very surprised voice, the +reason for which was, that a lot of apple blossoms had come flying +through the open window and landed on the floor beside her. "It must be +Daisy," she thought, "Adele won't let her in here, and she's trying to +get my attention this way!" + +Patty scrambled off the couch, her long golden hair a tangled mass +around her shoulders, and her blue silk negligee edged with swansdown +draped about her. + +She went to the window, which was a long French one, opening like doors +onto a tiny balcony. She stepped out on the balcony and looked down. + +[Illustration: "BILL!" she cried, "Little Billee!"] + +And then, in her surprise, she almost fell over the railing, for down +below on the lawn, with his smiling face looking up into hers, +stood,--Bill Farnsworth. + +Patty gave a squeal of delight. "BILL!" she cried, "Little Billee" + +"Look out, Apple Blossom!" he called back, in his big, cheery voice, +"don't fall out of that balcony, and break your blessed neck! But if +you want to jump, I'll catch you," and he held out his arms. + +"No! I don't want to jump! Oh, Little Billee, I didn't know you were +coming! Did you throw in the apple blossoms?" + +"No, no, oh, NO! A passing highwayman threw those in! Why, what made +you think _I_'d do such a thing?" + +"Only because you still have a few left in your pockets," said Patty, +laughing, for, sure enough, Bill had ends of blossom sprays sticking +out of all his pockets. + +"You see I didn't know how many it would take to wake you up," he said. + +"How did you know I was up here?" + +"Daisy told me. Adele wouldn't tell me,--said you must sleep, or some +such foolishness. Get into your togs and come down, won't you?" + +For the first time Patty realised that her hair was hanging about her +shoulders and her costume was, to say the least, informal, and with +another little squeal, she sprang back into her room and closed the +window doors. + +Then she went and looked at herself in the mirror. + +"Well, you don't look an absolute fright," she said, to the smiling +reflection she saw there. "But to think of Bill being here! Little +Billee! Bless his old heart!" + +And then Patty flew at her toilet. Everything had been laid in +readiness, and she began to draw on her white silk stockings and dainty +slippers. + +She was sitting before her mirror, doing her hair, when the key turned +and Adele came in. + +"For goodness' sake, Patty Fairfield! WHERE did all these flowers come +from?" + +"They came in at the window, ma'am, before I closed it," said Patty, +demurely. + +"Came in at the window! Nonsense, how could they do that?" + +"Oh, the breeze was awful strong, and it just blew them in." + +"Silly child! But I say, Patty, hurry up and get dressed!" + +"I AM hurrying!" and Patty provokingly twisted up her curls with slow, +deliberate motions. + +"You're NOT! you're dawdling horribly! But you wouldn't, if you knew +who was downstairs!" + +"Who?" + +"Oh, you're very indifferent, aren't you? Well, you wouldn't be so +indifferent if you knew who's downstairs." + +"Not, by any chance, Bill Farnsworth?" + +"Yes! that's just exactly who it is! How did you ever guess? Are you +glad?" + +"Yes, of course I am," and Patty's pink cheeks dimpled as she smiled +frankly at Adele. "I'm just crazy to see Bill again!" + +"Look here, Patty," and Adele spoke somewhat seriously, "I want to say +something to you,--and yet I hate to. But I feel as if I ought to." + +"My stars! Adele, what IS the dreadful thing?" + +Patty paused in her hairdressing and, with brush in one hand and mirror +in the other, she stared at Adele. + +"Why, you see, Patty, I know you do like Bill, and--I don't want you to +like him too much." + +"What DO you mean?" + +"Oh, nothing. It even sounds silly to say it to you, as a warning. But, +dear, I feel I MUST tell you. He's engaged." + +"Oh, is he?" Patty tossed her head, and then went on arranging her +hair, but the pink flush on her cheek deepened. "Are you sure?" she +said, carelessly. + +"Well, I'm not sure that he's engaged, really," and Adele wrinkled her +pretty brow, as she looked at Patty; "but he told me last winter that +all his life was bound up in Kitty, and he loved her with all his +heart, or something like that." + +"Kitty who?" + +"I can't remember her other name, although he told me." + +"How did Bill happen to tell you this, Adele?" + +"He was here, and I was chaffing him about one of the Crosby girls, and +then he told me that about Kitty. And somehow I thought you ought to +know it." + +"Oh, fiddlesticks, Adele, as if I cared! I can't understand why you +should think _I_ would care if Mr. Farnsworth were engaged to +forty-'leven girls. It's nothing to me." + +"Of course I know it isn't, Patty; but I just wanted to tell you." + +"All right, honey; I'm glad you did. Now go on downstairs, and I'll be +down in a few minutes." + +Adele ran away and Patty proceeded to don her royal robes. + +The coronation gown was of white chiffon, having no decoration save +tiny bunches and garlands of flowers. It was not made in the prevailing +fashion, but copied from a quaint old picture and was very becoming to +its wearer. + +Her golden curls were loosely massed and a few flowers adorned them. + +Patty sat a moment in front of her mirror, talking to herself, as she +often did. + +"Of course Little Billee is engaged," she said to herself; "he's too +nice a man not to be. And I hope his Kitty is a lovely, sweet, charming +girl. I don't think, as an engaged man, he had any business to throw +flowers in at my window, but I suppose that was because we've always +been good friends. I don't see how he could tear himself away from the +charming Kitty long enough to come East, but he's always flying across +the continent on his business trips." + +Daisy came into Patty's room then, and the two girls went downstairs +together. + +The guests had gathered for the garden party, and were dotted over the +lawns or grouped on the veranda. + +"Thank goodness it's a warm day," said Patty, as they went down the +stairs. "Sometimes on May-day we have to go around in fur coats." + +At the foot of the staircase Bill Farnsworth waited to greet Patty. + +He came forward with an eager smile and took her two hands in his. + +"Little Apple Blossom!" he exclaimed; "Patty Pink-and-White!" + +For the life of her, Patty could not be as cordial as she would have +been if Adele had not told her what she did. But though she tried to +speak a genuine welcome, she only succeeded in saying, "How do you do, +Mr. Farnsworth?" in a cool little voice. + +Big Bill looked at her in amazement. + +"You gave me a better greeting than that from your window," he said, in +laughing reproach. "I still have an apple blossom left. May I give it +to you?" and Bill produced a small but perfect spray which he proceeded +to pin on the shoulder of Patty's gown. + +"My costume is complete," said Patty, with a smiling dissent; "it +doesn't need any additional flower." + +"It needs this one to make it perfect," said Farnsworth, calmly, and +indeed the pretty blossom was no detriment to the effect. + +"Oh, Phil, how gorgeous you look!" and Patty abruptly turned from +Farnsworth to admire Van Reypen's get-up. + +"Me, too!" exclaimed Hal Ferris, stepping up to be admired. The men's +decorations consisted of garlands draped across their shoulders and +tied with huge bows of ribbon. On their heads they wore classic wreaths +which Daisy and Hal had made, and which were really not unbecoming. The +procession formed in the hall, and went out across the lawn to the May +Queen's throne. + +Hal Ferris and Van Reypen headed the line, Hal being the sceptre-bearer +and Philip the crown-bearer. + +Daisy followed these, carrying a silk banner which waved in the breeze, +and she was followed by Baby May, carrying a basket of blossoms, which +she scattered as she went along. + +Patty came next, and surely a fairer May queen never went to her +coronation. Patty's blonde beauty was well suited to the costume and +floral decorations she wore, and she looked like a vision of Spring, +incarnate, as she walked smilingly along. Behind her came Kit and +Roger, who were Court Jesters. Their costumes were most elaborate, of +the recognised style for jesters, and they carried baubles which +provoked great merriment. + +As Farnsworth had not been expected, there was no part for him on the +program, but he calmly declared that he would be the band. He had +brought a cornet, upon which he was a really fine performer, and he +took up his place at the end of the line and played gay and merry music +to which they marched. + +The affair was exceedingly informal, and those in the procession +chatted as they passed the guests who were mere lookers-on. + +Baby May, indeed, left her place to run to her mother and give her a +flower, and then dutifully returned to escort Patty. + +The throne was under a bower made of evergreen boughs and trailing +vines, interspersed with apple blossoms and other flowers. + +As the procession neared the throne, Ferris, with his long gold +sceptre, struck an attitude on one side, and Van Reypen, who carried +the crown on a white satin cushion, took his place on the other side. + +Daisy as Maid of Honour and Baby May as Flower Girl took their stand, +and the two Court Jesters danced to their appointed places. + +This left Patty alone, and, as there had been no rehearsal, she was a +little uncertain what to do, when Farnsworth stepped forward and took +her hand and gracefully led her to the throne, where he seated her in +state. Then he made a profound bow and stepped away to one side. + +Van Reypen came forward, and with a gay little impromptu speech, put a +floral crown on Patty's head, and Ferris presented her with the long +gilded sceptre. + +Patty made a little speech of humorous greeting, and the coronation was +declared over, and Patty was Queen of the May. + +The guests came thronging around to talk to the pretty queen, and then +they all went to the tea-tent. This gay and festive place was decorated +with flowers and flags, and a delightful feast was served. + +"Will you have an ice, Patty?" asked Farnsworth, "or something more +substantial?" + +"Here you are, Patty; I know what you want." and Kit Cameron came up +with a cup of hot bouillon and a sandwich. + +"Yes, indeed, Kit, I'm famishing. Thank you so much," and Patty ignored +Farnsworth's remark entirely, and beamed pleasantly on Kit. + +Farnsworth looked at her curiously for a moment, and then walked away. + +He sat down by Daisy Dow, and said abruptly: + +"What's the matter with Patty, that she doesn't like me any more?" + +"Nonsense, Bill; she does like you." + +"No, she doesn't. She's cool as a cucumber. She used to like me, but +she's changed all through. I s'pose she likes those other fellows +better--and I don't blame her." + +"They're both awfully gone on her," and Daisy looked at Cameron and Van +Reypen hovering around Patty, who seemed to be sharing her favours +equally between them. + +"I don't belong here," said Farnsworth, gloomily. "I'm out of my +element. I belong out West, riding over the plains and untrammelled by +conventions." + +"Don't be a goose, Bill," and Daisy looked at him kindly. "You've +better manners than lots of these Eastern men, and you have a whole lot +more innate kindliness." + +"That's good of you, Daisy," and Bill flashed her a grateful look. "But +I know the difference myself; I'm uncouth and awkward where those chaps +are correct and elegant. I'm going back to Arizona and stay there." + +"All because Patty Fairfield didn't welcome you with open arms!" + +A flush rose to Big Bill's handsome face. "It is partly that, Daisy, +but I can't blame her. There's no reason why that exquisite little +piece of humanity should want to have anything to do with me,--a big +bear of a man." + +"Honestly, Bill, you ought not to belittle yourself like that. I'm +ashamed of you. But I'll tell you one thing: Patty is sometimes a +little perverse. She can't seem to help it. She's a perfect dear, but +she is a coquette. If you ask me, I think the more glad she is to see +you, the more likely she is to be cool to you." + +"Nonsense, Daisy! what sort of talk is that! Why should she act that +way?" + +Bill's straightforward gaze of blank amazement made Daisy laugh, but +she only said: "I can't tell you why she does such things, but she does +all the same." + +Just then Hal Ferris came up and monopolised Daisy's attention, and +Farnsworth, imagining himself in the way, strolled off. He joined the +laughing group that was gathered around Patty, but he stood moodily +silent, listening while she chaffed the others. + +"It's getting chilly," Patty said, at last, "and I think it's too late +to stay outdoors any longer. May parties are all very well while the +sun shines. But as queen, I issue a royal mandate that now we all go in +the house and dance." + +"And as First Goldstick-in-Waiting, I claim the first dance with the +queen," and Philip Van Reypen tucked Patty's hand through his arm and +led her away to the house. + +"And I claim the Maid of Honour," and Kit Cameron led Daisy away. + +"Hold on," cried Hal Ferris, "the Maid of Honour is my partner." + +"Possession is nine points of the law," and Hal gaily retained Daisy's +hand in his own, lest she should escape him. + +But there were plenty of other gay and merry maidens of the court, and +soon several couples were whirling up and down through the great hall. + +Farnsworth stood apart, not joining in the dance, and presently Adele +came up to him. + +"Dance with me, Bill," she said, with the freedom of long acquaintance. + +"Thank you," said Farnsworth, and in a moment they had joined the other +couples. Bill was a perfect dancer, and when they stopped, Adele said: +"Why don't you dance with Patty? She is a lovely dancer. I'd like to +see you two dance together." + +Still with a grave face, Bill crossed the room to where Patty was +standing. + +"Miss Fairfield," he said, politely, "our hostess has ordained that I +dance this dance with you." He clicked his heels together, and made a +low military bow. + +"Indeed," said Patty, coolly, "but the Queen of May takes no one's +orders, not even those of her beloved hostess." + +"Then you refuse?" and Farnsworth looked Patty straight in the eyes. + +"Of course I refuse," and she gave her little head a disdainful toss. +"This dance belongs to Mr. Van Reypen." + +Philip was just passing, and as Patty laid her hand on his arm, he +stopped. + +"Certainly it does," he said, but it was easy to be seen that the dance +was as much a surprise to him as it was a pleasure. + +Farnsworth looked after the two, as they danced away. And then he +turned on his heel and went in search of Adele. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +MOONLIGHT + + +The May party was over, but a few of the guests, besides those staying +in the house, remained for dinner. + +"Shall I change my frock, Adele, or keep on this toggery for dinner?" +said Patty. + +"Oh, keep that on. You may as well be Queen of May as long as you can." + +So Patty kept on her pretty, picturesque costume, and when dinner time +came she made up her mind to ask Adele to seat her next to Farnsworth. +But as the company paired off to go to dinner Big Bill was nowhere +visible. + +"Where's Mr. Farnsworth?" asked Patty, casually, of Jim Kenerley. + +"Oh, he's gone. We expected him to stay the week-end, but he said he +was due at another country house party, farther on somewhere, and he +couldn't even stay for dinner." + +Patty was sorry she had acted so rude to Bill, and sorry that he had +gone. "But," she said to herself, by way of extenuation, "I didn't want +to dance with anybody who asked me to because his hostess commanded +him! He never even said he wanted to dance with me himself, but only +that Adele said he must. But I do think he was mean to go away without +saying good-bye to me!" + +However, it was not Patty's nature to let her mind dwell on a +disappointment, and she promptly proceeded to forget all about Mr. +Farnsworth, and to turn her mind to her present partner. This happened +to be Kit Cameron, and as he was in his gayest mood she responded and +their conversation was of the merriest sort. + +After dinner, Kit persuaded Patty to walk on the veranda for a bit of +exercise. There was a large swing-seat, upholstered in red, which he +declared was just the place for a tete-a-tete. + +"But it's too cold," objected Patty. + +"I'll get you a wrap," and Kit flew into the house and procured a long +cloak, in which he enveloped Patty, and they sat in the swing together. + +"What became of the Colossal Cowboy?" said Kit; "I thought he was here +for the weekend." + +"I thought so, too," returned Patty, "but it seems he had another +engagement." + +"I'm glad of it. You're altogether too fond of him." + +"Fond of him! What do you mean? I'm nothing of the sort. Why, I +scarcely spoke to him." + +"I know it. That's what gave you away." + +"Don't be a silly! I haven't the slightest interest in Mr. William +Farnsworth, or his comings and goings." + +"You'd rather have me here, wouldn't you?" + +"Oh, EVER so much rather!" And Patty spoke with such intense enthusiasm +that she was very evidently joking. + +"But really, Patty, let's be in earnest just for a minute. Wouldn't you +rather have me around than anybody?" + +"Why, I don't know; I never thought about it." + +"Think about it now, then. Honest, I mean it." + +"Oh, don't mean things. It's too heavenly a night to talk seriously." + +"Isn't it a wonderful night? Do you know a house party like this and +moonlight on a veranda, like this, always goes to my head. I think +week-ending is apt to go to one's head, anyway. But let it go. Let it +go to your head, too." + +"I don't think I'd better," and Patty spoke hesitatingly; "I might say +something foolish." + +"Oh, do, Patty! DO say something foolish! If you don't, I shall." + +"Well, go on, then." + +"May I, Patty? May I tell you that I've simply lost my heart to +you,--you beautiful little May Queen!" + +"And is that what you call foolish?" Patty pouted, adorably. + +"Yes, it's foolish, because I know there's no hope for me. I know you +don't care one least scrap of a speck for me! Now, do you?" + +"If you're so positive yourself, why ask me?" + +"Oh, I MIGHT be mistaken, you know. Oh, if I only MIGHT! Patty, DEAR +little Patty, couldn't you be my princess? My own Princess Poppycheek." + +"I've been your Belle," and Patty laughed merrily at the recollection. + +"There you go, laughing at me! I knew you would. That shows you don't +care anything for me. If you did, you wouldn't laugh at me!" + +"Oh, yes, I would! the more I care for people the more I laugh at +them,--always." + +"You must be simply crazy over me then! If you don't stop laughing I +won't swing you any more." + +"Oh, yes, do, it's lovely to swing back and forth in the moonlight like +this. The May party was pretty, wasn't it?" + +"You're just trying to change the subject. But I won't have it changed. +Let's go back to it. Patty, couldn't you stop laughing at me long +enough to learn to care for me a little?" + +"How can I tell? I don't know how long it would take to learn to care +for you a little. And, anyway, I do care for you a little,--but only a +very, very little." + +"Yes, I know that. You don't fool me any. You wouldn't care if you +NEVER saw me again." + +"Why, Kit Cameron, I would SO! If I though I'd never see you +again--I'd--I'd--I'd drown myself!" + +"YES you WOULD! You little witch, how can you trifle with me like that, +when my heart is just breaking for you?" + +"Oh, come now, Kit, it isn't as bad as that! And let me tell you +something. Do you know I think you are one of the very nicest friends I +ever had, and I'm not going to have our friendship spoiled by any +foolishness! So you might as well stop right where you are now. That +is, if you're in earnest. If you're just talking foolishness on account +of the moonlight--and all,--I don't mind. But I won't have you serious +about it." + +"All right, Poppycheek. I'm pretty serious, or I would be if you'd let +me, but if you don't want it you shan't have it." + +"Well, I don't. I don't want seriousness from anybody. And, anyway, +Kit, I'd be afraid of seriousness from you." + +"Why, Patty?" + +"'Cause it would probably turn out to be a practical joke." + +"Joke nothing! The regard I have for you, Miss Poppycheek Fairfield, is +too everlasting real to have any joke about it!" + +"And the friendship I have for you, Mr. Kit Cameron, is so nice and +real, that I'm going to keep it up." + +Patty knew from the undertones of Kit's voice that he was very much in +earnest, and as she felt no interest in him beyond that of a good +friend, she shrank from wounding his feelings by letting him go on +further. And so she determinedly led the conversation further and +further away from personal matters, and soon she gaily declared that it +was getting too late for moonlight chat and she was going in the house. + +Kit followed her in, and though he showed in no way the appearance of a +rejected suitor, he was quieter than usual and less inclined to +merriment. "He'll get over it," said Patty to herself, after she +reached her room that night. "I s'pose all girls have to go through +with these scenes, sooner or later. But I didn't mind Kit so much, +because he was nice and sensible about it." + +Then Daisy came in for a kimono confab, and perched herself on the edge +of Patty's bed. + +"What's the matter between you and Bill Farnsworth, Patty?" she asked +without prelude of any sort. + +"Nothing," said Patty, as she took the hairpins from a long shining +strand of hair. + +"There is, too. He asked me why you were so cool to him." + +"He did! Well, I'm sure I don't know what he meant, for I wasn't cool +to him,--or anything else. I treated him politely, as I would any +casual friend." + +"Politely! I saw you refuse to dance with him, myself. If you call THAT +polite!" + +"If you want to know, Daisy, that was because he didn't want to dance +with me. He said he only asked me because Adele insisted upon it." + +"Patty, it's none of my business, but I do think you might be nicer to +Bill, for I know he thinks an awful lot of you." + +"Why, Daisy Dow! why should he think a lot of me when he's as good as +engaged to another girl?" + +"Engaged! Bill Farnsworth engaged! nothing of the sort. I know better." + +"But he is. Adele told me so. Or, if he isn't engaged, he's very much +in love with a girl named Kitty. Do you know her?" + +"Kitty who? Where is she?" + +"I don't know, I'm sure. But he told Adele his whole heart and life +were bound up in this Kitty Somebody. So I'm sure I don't see any +reason why I should be running after him." + +"I can't imagine you running after anybody, Patty. You don't need to, +for the boys all run after you. But it's very queer I never heard of +this Kitty. I've known Bill for years. Let me see; there was Kate +Morton,--but I never thought Bill cared especially for her. And anyway, +I can't imagine calling HER Kitty! She's as tall and straight as an +Indian!" + +"Well, Bill calls her Kitty; Adele said so." + +"Oh, is it Kate Morton, then? Did Adele say that?" + +"No, Adele said she couldn't remember the girl's last name. And I don't +care if it's Kate Morton or Kathleen Mavourneen! It's nothing to me +what kind of a girl Bill Farnsworth likes." + +"Of course it isn't. I know you never liked Bill." + +"I did SO! I DO like him, but just the same as I like all the other +boys." + +"Then what makes you turn pink every time Bill's name is mentioned, and +never when you speak of anybody else?" + +"I don't! And if I did, it wouldn't mean anything. I'm not specially +interested in anybody, Daisy, but if I were, I wouldn't sit up and +blush about it. You like Bill an awful lot, yourself." + +"I do like him," said Daisy, frankly; "and I always have. He's a +splendid man, Patty, one of the biggest, best natures I know. Why, at +school we used to call him Giant Greatheart,--he was so thoroughly +noble and kind to everybody." + +"Well, I'm sick of hearing his praises sung, so you'll please change +the subject." + +Daisy was quite willing to do this, for she had no wish to annoy Patty, +and the girls chatted of other matters until Adele came along and sent +them both to bed. + +The next day was Sunday, and Patty didn't come downstairs until time +for the midday dinner. + +"I think you might have come down earlier," said Van Reypen, +reproachfully, as Patty came smilingly down the staircase. "I wanted +you to go for a walk this morning; it's simply great out in the +sunshine." + +"I'll go after dinner," said Patty; "isn't it funny why people have +dinner at one o'clock, just because it's Sunday?" + +"I'm glad of it. It'll give us the whole afternoon for our walk." + +"Good gracious! if I walk the whole afternoon you'll have to bring me +home in a wheelbarrow!" + +"We won't walk far enough for that. If you get tired, we'll sit on a +mossy mound in a bosky dell, or some such romantic spot." + +After dinner, Philip held Patty to her promise of going for a walk. She +didn't care about it especially, really preferring to stay with the gay +group gathered on the veranda, but Philip urged it, and Patty allowed +herself to be persuaded. + +The country all around Fern Falls was beautiful, and a favourite walk +was down to the Falls themselves, which were a series of small cascades +tumbling down a rocky ravine. + +Philip turned their steps this way, and they sauntered along the +winding footpath that followed down the side of the falls. + +"It is lovely here," said Patty, as she sat down on a rock for a short +rest. "But I wouldn't want to live in the country all the year around, +would you, Philip?" + +"Not if you didn't like it, dear. Suppose we have two homes, one in the +city and one in the country?" + +"Homes for lunatics, do you mean?" and Patty favoured the young man +with a wide-eyed gaze of inquiry. + +"You know very well what I mean," and Philip returned her gaze with one +of calm regard. "You know why I brought you out here this afternoon, +and you know exactly what I'm going to say to you. Don't you?" + +"Not EXACTLY," and Patty drew a roguish frown; "they all word it +differently, you know." + +"It is a matter of utter indifference to me how the others word it," +and Philip leaned up comfortably against a rock as he looked at Patty. +"The only thing that engrosses my mind, is whether I myself can word it +persuasively enough to make you say yes. Do you think I can?" + +"You never can tell till you try," said Patty, in a flippant tone. + +"Then I'll try. But, Patty, dearest, you know it all; you know how I +love you, you know how long I have loved you. Aren't you ever going to +give me the least little encouragement?" + +"How can I, Phil, when I don't feel encouraging a bit?" + +"But you will, dear, won't you? You remember last winter when we went +on that sleighride after the butter and eggs? Why, Patty, you ALMOST +said yes, then." + +"Why, Philip Van Reypen! I didn't do anything of the sort! I had no +idea of saying yes, then,--I haven't now,--and I'm not sure that I ever +shall have!" + +"I'll wait, Patty," and Van Reypen spoke cheerfully. "I'll wait, Little +Girl, because I think a love like mine is bound to win at last. And I +know you're too young yet to make up your mind. But, Patty, there isn't +anybody else, is there?" + +"Anybody else what?" + +"Anybody else who likes you as much as I do. Is there?" + +"Now, Phil, how could I tell that? When people say they love you heaps +and heaps, you never know quite how much to believe, or quite how much +is just the influence of the moonlight." + +"Well, there's no moonlight here now. So when I tell you how much I +love you, it's all true. You believe that, don't you, Little Girl?" + +"Yes, I believe it. But, Philip, I wish you wouldn't talk about it +to-day. I'm tired of--" + +"Of having men tell you how much they love you? Poor little Patty! I'm +afraid you'll have to put up with that all your life." + +"Oh, horrible!" and Patty made a wry face. "I suppose some girls like +it, but I don't." + +"I'll tell you a way to avoid it, Patty. Be engaged to me, now,--even +if you won't marry me right away, and then, you see, other men can't +propose to you." + +"Do you mean be engaged to you, Phil, without intending EVER to marry +you!" + +"Well, don't consider the second question at present. Just be engaged +to me, and then we'll see about it." + +"No, I don't think that would be fair. You make it seem as if being +engaged to a man doesn't mean anything." + +"Patty! dearest! DON'T talk like that! It would mean all the world to +me. And I'm sure I could make you love me enough to want to marry me, +after awhile. If you knew how much I loved you, I'm sure you'd agree +that you couldn't resist that love for long." + +Van Reypen looked very handsome and very earnest as he gazed into +Patty's eyes. And Patty looked very sweet and dear as she gazed back at +him with a troubled expression on her lovely face. + +Then with a sudden, impulsive gesture she put out both her hands and +Philip took them in his own. + +"Don't make me decide now, Phil," she said, and she looked at him with +a pathetic smile. "I don't know what I want. I know I DON'T want to +marry you,--or anybody else,--for a long time. And I don't think I want +to be engaged to anybody just yet, either." + +"Of course you don't, you dear little girl," and Van Reypen's tone was +hearty and genuinely helpful. "You've only just begun to have your +little fling, and enjoy yourself in your own sweet, butterfly way. And +I'm not going to tease you or cause you one moment's worry. But, oh, +Patty, darling, if ever you have a moment when you want to think about +these things, think about me, won't you, dear? and remember that my +whole heart is yours and my whole life is devoted to you. You don't +understand now, what the whole love of a man means, but some day you +will, and then, if your heart can turn to me, let it do so, won't +you,--little sweetheart?" + +Patty was thrilled, not only by Philip's words, but by the deep and +sincere love shining in his eyes, and which she could not mistake. + +"You are very dear to me, Philip," she said, with absolute sincerity; +"and I do want you to know how much I appreciate what you have +said,--and how grateful I am--" + +"Hush, Patty," and Philip smiled gently at her; "I don't want that. I +don't want your appreciation nor your gratitude for what I feel for +you. When you are ready to give me your love, in return for the love I +offer you, I want it more than I can tell you. But until then, I want +your friendship, the same good comradeship we have always had, but not +any gratitude, or foolishness of that sort. Do you understand?" + +"I do understand, Phil, and I think you're splendid! I want to keep on +being your friend,--but I don't want you to think---" + +"No, dear; I promise not to think that you are giving me undue +encouragement,--for that is what you're trying to say. And you mustn't +let my hopes or desires trouble you. Always treat me just exactly as +you feel toward me, with gay comradeship, with true friendliness, or +whatever is in your heart. But always remember that I am still loving +you and waiting and hoping." + +Philip gave Patty one long look deep into her eyes, and then, with an +entire change of manner, he said lightly, "Now, my lady fair, if you +are rested, suppose we walk back to the house?" + +"I am rested," and Patty jumped up, "so you won't have to do what I +feared,--take me home in a wheelbarrow." + +Van Reypen looked at her quizzically. + +"Do you remember," he said, "the classic poem from which that quotation +is taken?" + +"It's from Mother Goose, isn't it?" + +"Yes; but if you recollect, it was a bachelor gentleman who went to +London. And when he returned he brought a WIFE home in a wheelbarrow. +I'm not having quite THAT experience." + +"No," said Patty, demurely, "but you haven't any wheelbarrow." + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +IN THE RUNABOUT + + +When they reached the house, Patty went straight up to Mr. Kenerley, +and said in a low tone, "Jim, I want to ask a favour of you." + +"Anything at all, Patty Pink; anything, to the half of my kingdom!" + +"Well, I want the little car, the runabout; and I want to go off for a +little while, all by myself." + +"Patty! You amaze me! Does this mean a clandestine meeting with a +rustic swain? Oh, my child, I thought you were well brought up!" + +"Don't tease me, Jim," and Patty looked really serious. "If you must +know, though, it's because I want to get away from the rustic swains. I +want a little time to myself. And if I stay here, the boys are all +around; and if I go to my room, the girls won't give me any peace, and, +oh, Jim, DO help me out!" + +"Why, of course, you Blessed Infant. Trust all to your Uncle Jim! Come +along with me." + +The two started down the walk toward the garage, and Adele called out, +"Where are you going?" + +"Going to elope," Kenerley returned gaily over his shoulder, and they +went on. + +He took out the little car, which Patty could easily run herself, and +putting her in, he jumped in beside her. + +"I'll go with you, past the porch," he said, "and see you outside the +gate." + +So they dashed by the group on the veranda, not heeding their chaff and +once outside the grounds, Jim said, "Are you sure you want to go alone, +Patty?" + +"Yes, please, Jim. I want to think a little." + +"Oh, you GIRL! you needn't tell ME! some chap's been making love to +you!" + +"Nonsense!" but Patty's blush belied her words. + +"I hope it IS nonsense, Patty, dear. You're too young to have a serious +affair yet awhile. Take an old friend's advice and say no this time." + +"Of course I shall. Don't worry about me, Jim." + +"No, indeed. You've good common sense in that curly golden pate of +yours. I'll get out here, and you go along, Patty, and have a nice +little maiden meditation all to yourself, and come back fancy free, but +don't stay out too late." + +Kenerley got out of the car and went back to the house, and Patty drove +on alone. + +It was just what she wanted, an opportunity to think over what Philip +had said. And she was fond of motoring alone, and an experienced +driver. She went slowly at first, enjoying the beautiful country with +its serene air of Sunday afternoon calm. + +The trend of her thoughts was not a question of whether or not she +should accept Van Reypen; but more a dreamy recollection and living +over the scene at the Falls. + +She pictured in her mind how really noble and handsome he looked, and +she almost wondered at herself why she had only a friendly feeling +toward him. + +"But I like him better than Kenneth," she assured herself; "that is, I +like him MORE than I do Kenneth. Ken is an old dear, but he IS slow; +and Philip has all the nice ways and mannerisms that I do like in a +man. He's always equal to any occasion, without any effort. He's just +born so. He's an aristocrat like his aunt, but he hasn't a bit of +her,--well,--it is really a kind of snobbishness. She's intolerant of +people not in her own set. But Phil is kind and courteous to everybody. +And he has a sense of humour. I suppose that's what's the matter with +Ken. The poor boy hasn't a spark of fun in him except what I've banged +into his blessed old head. There's Kit Cameron now, he has too much fun +in him. He'd make anybody's life a practical joke. I don't believe he +half meant what he said to me in the swing last night. I think he would +have said the same to any girl, sitting there in the moonlight. Well, I +do seem to be growing up. I wish I had Nan here. She's so nice to talk +things over with. Not that I want to talk anything over. I believe it +isn't considered correct to tell about the proposals you have, but I +guess a mother wouldn't count,--even if she is a stepmother. And Nan is +such a duck of a stepmother! I'll certainly tell her about these +proposals I've had. I don't believe I'll ever have any more. But all +the same, I'm not going to get engaged yet! I'd rather be an old maid +than to take the first man who asks me. But there's one thing certain, +I do like Philip the best of the bunch!" + +Patty went on along the highway, stopping now and then to gather a +particularly beautiful branch of wild rose, or a few spring beauties. + +She had on a simple little frock of pink linen, with a sailor collar of +fine white embroidery, and a big black velvet bow at her throat. She +wore no hat but her golden hair was partly confined by a band of black +velvet. She had a light dust coat of pongee silk, though Jim had told +her there was a warmer coat in the car if she should want it. + +When Kenerley returned to the group on the veranda a wild shout greeted +him, inquiring where Patty was. + +"I told you she was going to elope," returned Jim; "I was merely +helping her along. I left her just outside the gate on her way to meet +her rustic swain." + +"Nonsense, Jim," said his wife, "where did she go? Over to the +Crosbys'?" + +"She didn't say anything to me about the Crosbys. In fact, Adele, she +didn't tell me where she was going, and I wasn't so inquisitive as to +ask her. I let my guests do as they like and go where they choose. +Patty asked me for the runabout and I gave it to her. If she had wanted +the touring car she could have had it,--or the limousine,--or the +wheelbarrow." + +A smile passed over Van Reypen's face at the chance reference to the +last-named vehicle, and his intuitions told him that Patty had gone for +a solitary drive to get away from other people for a little while. + +"Oh, LOOK who's here!" cried Daisy, suddenly, as a motor car came +whizzing up the steps and out jumped Bill Farnsworth. + +"I just stopped for a minute," he said to Adele, "to see how you all +are after your party." + +"All quite well," said Adele, "but sorry you couldn't stay here with us +instead of going on." + +"Sorry, too," said Farnsworth. "Where's Miss Fairfield?" and he looked +about inquiringly. + +"Gone for a drive," replied Adele, and Farnsworth made no further +reference to Patty. But his call was short and soon he was again +starting his car. + +"Which way did Miss Fairfield go?" he murmured in a low voice to +Kenerley, as his car moved off. + +"East," said Jim, with a teasing smile at Farnsworth, and then Bill was +gone. + +He swung out on to the broad highway and turned east. There were no +bypaths near and he had an intention of following and overtaking Patty. +He wanted to see her, and with Bill Farnsworth to want to do anything +was to do it. + +Now it chanced that Patty had had a detention. Though an expert driver, +and a fairly good mechanician for her own car, she was not entirely +familiar with the car she was driving, and when it stopped stock-still +at the side of the road, she found herself unable to discover the exact +difficulty. + +She was not overanxious, for it was a frequented road and she felt sure +some car would come along, in whose driver she might feel sufficient +confidence to ask help. But it so chanced that she sat for some time +before any car came. The sun was warm and she threw off her coat, +really enjoying basking in the sunshine while she waited. + +And it was this sudden apparition of a golden head shining in the +sunlight that gave Farnsworth a shock of surprise as he came up behind +Patty's car. + +"By Jove!" he exclaimed, "there she is! In trouble, too. Jolly well I +came along, bless her heart! But it's funny if she can't manage the +car. I believe she's sitting there purposely." + +For a few moments Bill sat looking at the yellow head and smiling +gently at it. Then he had an inspiration to drive right past her and +see if she would speak to him. She had been far from cordial the day +before and Farnsworth was uncertain whether she wanted to see him or +not. + +So, driving slowly, he passed by Patty in her motionless car. + +Patty jumped at the sound of some one coming, and intending to ask +help, held out her hand and said, "Please--" before she realised who it +was. + +Farnsworth turned his head, stopped his car, whipped off his cap and +jumped out, saying, as he walked toward Patty's car, "An accident, +ma'am? Can I help you?" + +A spirit of perversity rose in Patty's heart. Without knowing why, she +desired to inflict a hurt on the man who was smiling at her. + +"I beg your pardon," she said, coldly, "I thought you were a stranger." + +"I'll be a stranger, if you like," and Farnsworth bowed profoundly. + +"Very well, I wish you would. Pray proceed with your journey," and +Patty bowed, and turned her head toward the opposite landscape. + +"But you would ask a stranger to help you," said Farnsworth, feeling a +strong desire to shake the exasperating little pink figure. + +"Not every stranger," said Patty. "I am waiting to select the one I +want." + +"Oh, DO select me! I'm an awfully nice stranger, and incidentally, I +could fix that car of yours in a jiffy." + +"Did Adele order you to fix this car?" and Patty's blue eyes gave Bill +a look of withering scorn. + +"No, she did not." + +"Then I can't think of allowing you to do it. I don't want you to do +ANYTHING for me except at Adele's orders!" + +"You little goose! I've a notion to kidnap you, wild roses and all, and +take you off in my car." + +"Did Adele order you to do THAT?" + +"Patty, stop this nonsense! Of course I know what you mean, that I +asked you to dance in Adele's name, instead of in my own." + +"Yes; I admit I prefer to be asked to dance, personally, and not +vi-vike--" + +"Vicariously is the word you are floundering over," said Farnsworth +with utmost gravity; "well, now, I'll fix your car vicariously, or +personally, or any old way you like,--if you'll just behave yourself +and smile upon me." + +"I don't want my car fixed." + +"You prefer to stay here?" + +"I do." + +"Alone?" + +"Alone." Patty tried very hard to look like a stone image but only +succeeded in looking like a very pretty pink-cheeked girl. + +However, at her last word, and when Patty was just about to break into +a dimpled smile, Farnsworth achieved a most dignified and conventional +bow, replaced his cap, and without another glance at Patty, +deliberately got into his car and drove away. He passed Patty, +continuing east, and in a few moments was lost to sight, as he flew +down the road at a swift pace. + +"Well!" remarked Miss Patricia Fairfield, aloud. "Well! Hooray for you, +Little Billee! I didn't know you had it in you to act like that! +But"--and her face clouded a little--"I suppose your head is so full of +Kitty Morton that you don't care what becomes of Patty Fairfield! H'm." + +Patty sat still for some time, thinking over this new episode. She had +been rude to Farnsworth, and she had done it purposely. But she was +accustomed to having young men laugh at her pertness and chuckle over +her sauciness. + +One or two cars passed her, but as she scrutinised the drivers, they +did not seem to be just the type of whom she cared to ask help; but +presently a small car came toward her, driven by a frank-looking, +pleasant-faced young man. + +"Hello," he called out with the camaraderie of the road; "had a +breakdown? Want some help?" + +"Yes, sir," and Patty spoke in a timid, subdued voice. + +"Then I'm your man," he said, as he jumped out and came over to her +car. "My name's Peyton," he went on, "Bob Peyton, and very much at your +service. What's the matter?" + +"I don't know, sir," and Patty surrendered to a mischievous impulse; +"I'm Mrs. Hemingway's maid; Mrs. Hemingway, sir, she can run the car, +but I can't." + +"Where is Mrs. Hemingway?" + +"When the car broke down, sir, she said she would go for help. I think +she went to that house over there." + +"H'm! And so you're her maid. Personal maid, do you mean?" + +"Not exactly, sir. I'm her new waitress, she was just taking me home, +sir." + +Patty didn't know why she was talking this rubbish, but it popped into +her head, and the young man's eyes were so twinkly and gay, she felt +like playing a joke on him. She thought he would fix her car, and then +she would thank him and ride away, without having given her real name. + +"Ah, my good girl," Mr. Peyton said, "and so you are a waitress. What +is your name?" + +"Suzette, sir. I'm French." + +"Yes, I can see that by looking at you! Well, Suzerte, are you an +experienced waitress?" + +"Oh, yes, sir. I've worked in the best families and in,--and in hotels +and--and--" + +"And on oceans liners, I presume! Well, Suzette, here's a proposition. +My sister wants a waitress, awfully. Hers has just left. If you will go +along with me to my sister's house, she will pay you twice what your +previous mistress did." + +Patty appeared to consider the question. + +"Who is your sister, sir?" + +"Mrs. Brewster; she lives in that next place, where you see the red +brick chimneys." + +Now Patty knew all about the Brewsters, although she had never met +them. They were great friends of the Kenerleys, and indeed the whole +house party was invited to dine at the Brewsters' the next night. +Adele, too, had spoken about Bob Brewster's brother, and Patty realised +they were friends and neighbours. + +In her present mood, Patty was simply aching for an escapade. And she +thought it would be a pretty good practical joke if she should go to +Mrs. Brewster's and pretend to be a waitress. She would telephone Adele +what she was up to, and they would send another car for her that +evening. Perhaps if she had thought another moment she wouldn't have +done it, but on the impulse she said. "I'd love to get double wages, +sir, and I will go to your sister's, but what about Mrs. Hemingway's +car?" + +"I will take you over to my sister's first,--it's only a short jump, +and then I'll come back and see about this car." + +So Patty got out of her own car and into Bob Peyton's, and in a moment +they were spinning along toward the red chimneys. + +The young man said not a word on the way, and Patty's spirits fell as +she began to think she had undertaken a foolish prank, with no fun in +it. But she realised that in her role of waitress she could not expect +the young man of the house to talk to her, so she sat demurely silent, +trying to look as much like a waitress as possible, and succeeding not +at all. + +On reaching the house, which proved to be a large and elaborate affair, +Mr. Peyton drove around to a side door. He ushered Patty into a small +waiting-room, and went in search of his sister. Patty heard much gay +laughter from the drawing-rooms, and suddenly felt that her joke was +not as funny as she had expected. But she determined to carry it a +little further and see what might happen. + +A charming young woman soon came to her, and said with a pleasant +smile, "Is this Suzette?" + +"Yes, madame," and Patty's manner was quite all that was to be desired +in a waitress. + +"I am Mrs. Brewster. My brother has told me the circumstances of his +finding you. I am not sure that I'm doing right in taking you away from +your present employer, but I'm going to be selfish enough to ask you to +help me out for a short time, anyway. I have guests for dinner, and my +waitress has gone. My guests are really important people and I was at +my wits' end how to manage, until you appeared. If you will only stay +and wait on my table at dinner, I will let you do as you choose +afterwards,--return to Mrs. Hemingway or remain with me." + +The plan seemed to promise some fun to Patty. She would privately +telephone Adele, who would tell Jim. It was to be a joke on the rest of +them, especially Kit who had said Patty could never fool him. And ever +since the Belle Harcourt joke, which had not fooled Kit after all, she +wanted to try again. She would make Adele pretend she thought Patty was +lost, and both Kit and Philip would be greatly alarmed. + +"I will stay for dinner, madame," she said, at last, "and afterward we +can decide. You may not like my work." + +"I'm sure I shall; you seem capable, and my brother tells me you are +experienced. I fear though, your gown is a little,--a little--" + +"I understand, madame. You see, this is my Sunday afternoon frock. If I +stay with you, I will send for my black ones. Perhaps, if I took off +the lace collar now." + +"Yes, and the black bow. It is those things that make your garb +inappropriate. I will, of course, provide you with an apron and cap. +Will you come with me now to the dining-room, and I will show you about +your duties." + +Mrs. Brewster gave Patty full directions about the serving of the +dinner and then provided her with a cap and apron. The trifle of muslin +and lace, when perched on Patty's gold curls, was really most becoming; +and though she removed her collar and bow, the frilled bretelles of the +dainty apron were quite as effective, and Patty looked like the kind of +waitress that is seen in amateur plays. + +"If not asking too much, madame," she said, "may I telephone to a +friend?" + +"Is it necessary?" and Mrs. Brewster looked a little surprised. + +"It would be polite, I think, madame," returned Patty, with eyes cast +down, "as it is to some people with whom I expected to take supper. +They will wait for me, I fear?" + +"Ah, yes, Suzette, you are right. You may telephone, but I will tell +you frankly, I do not like to have my servants make a practice of +telephoning to their friends." + +"No, madame," and Patty's tone was most humble. + +To her great delight the telephone was in a small booth by itself, and +Patty soon made Adele acquainted with the whole story. + +Adele was not altogether pleased with the prank, but as she couldn't +help herself, she accepted the situation with a good grace, and +promised to send for Patty later in the evening. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +THE RIDE HOME + + +Patty stood in the butler's pantry when the guests entered the +dining-room for dinner. + +She was determined to do her part perfectly, for she knew quite well +how everything should be done, and she entered into the spirit of it as +if it were a play. + +There were eight at the table, and as Patty tripped in to serve the +soup she caught the approving glance of Mr. Bob Peyton. She quickly +dropped her eyes and proceeded with her duties quietly and correctly. +But as she set down the third soup plate, she chanced to look across +the table, and met the calm, straightforward gaze of Bill Farnsworth! + +She didn't drop the soup-plate or make any awkward movement. Patty was +not that sort. She looked down quickly, though it was with difficulty +that she prevented the corners of her mouth from breaking into a smile. +Immediately she suspected the whole truth. Farnsworth was a guest at +this house,--of course he had sent Bob Peyton to her rescue! Or, hadn't +he? Could it have been possible that Mr. Peyton found her unexpectedly? +She didn't think so. She believed that Little Billee had sent Peyton to +her aid, because she had refused his assistance. Of course, Bill had +not foreseen the waitress joke, and doubtless he was as much surprised +to see her now as she was to see him. Unless Mr. Peyton had told all +the guests that he had found a waitress along the road in a stalled +motor-car! + +Well, at any rate, Patty determined to go on with the farce to the best +of her ability. If Farnsworth thought he could rattle her, he was very +much mistaken. But she would not look at him again. If he should smile +at her, she knew she should smile, for she was on the verge of laughing +anyway. So the dinner proceeded. Patty did her part beautifully, +serving everything just exactly right and doing everything just as it +should be done. And not once during the long dinner, did she catch the +eye of either Farnsworth or Mr. Peyton. Once or twice she looked at +Mrs. Brewster with a note of inquiry in her eyes, and that lady gave an +almost imperceptible nod of approval, so that Patty knew everything was +going all right. + +At last it was time for Patty to bring in the finger bowls. They stood +neatly ranged in readiness for her, and in each one was a pansy blossom. + +On the table near the doorway through which Patty went in and out of +the dining-room, chanced to be a big bowl of apple blossoms, and Patty +appropriated one of these and substituted it for the pansy in the +finger bowl which she subsequently placed before Farnsworth. + +She did not glance at him, but she had the satisfaction of seeing him +start with surprise, and then let his glance travel around the table as +if assuring himself that he was the only one thus honoured. + +He tried to catch Patty's eye, but she resolutely refrained from +looking at him. + +After dinner was over, and the guests returned to the drawing-room, +Patty remained in the dining-room, wondering what would happen next. + +In a few moments Mrs. Brewster came running out to her. + +"You little brick!" she cried; "but, my DEAR child, what MADE you do +it?" + +"What do you mean, madame?" asked Patty, in her most waitress-like +voice. + +"What do I mean? You rogue! You scamp! Mr. Farnsworth has told us all +about it! I don't know what you mean by this masquerade. But it's over +now, and you must come into the drawing-room at once! Take off that +apron and cap, and put on your collar and bow again." + +"Oh, Mrs. Brewster, I can't go into the drawing-room. All your guests +have on their evening things, and this is a morning frock!" + +"Nonsense, child, come right along in. You look as sweet as a peach." + +"But I say, Ethel," and Bob Peyton bounced out into the dining-room, +"Miss Fairfield hasn't had any dinner, herself," and he smiled at +Patty. "You see I know all about you. Farnsworth told the whole story. +You are miffed with him, I believe, and wouldn't let him help you. So +he came right over here and sent me back to help a fair lady in +distress. Why you got up that waitress jargon _I_ don't know." + +"I don't either," and Patty dimpled roguishly at him. "I have an awful +way of cutting up any jinks that happen to pop into my head! You'll +forgive me, won't you?" + +"I never should have forgiven you if you HADN'T!" and Peyton smiled +admiringly into the big blue eyes that implored his forgiveness so +sweetly. + +"You DEAR child," Mrs. Brewster rattled on, "to think you haven't had a +mite of dinner! Now I will get you something." + +"No, no, thank you," laughed Patty, "I will confess that I ate all I +wanted here in the pantry while the dinner was going on. Cook sent up +special portions for me, and I had plenty of time to do justice to +them." + +"I'm glad of that," said Mrs. Brewster, cordially, "and now, Miss +Fairfield, come into the drawing-room. I want my guests to know what a +little heroine it is who waited on us at dinner. What a girl you are! +I've often heard Adele Kenerley speak of you, and I'm so glad to know +you. You must come and make me a visit, won't you, to prove that you +forgive me for letting you wait on my table?" + +"The pleasure was mine," returned Patty, dropping a pretty curtsy. Then +they all went to the drawing-room, where Patty was praised and +applauded till she blushed with confusion. + +Farnsworth stood leaning against the mantel as she entered the room. He +waited till the introductions were over and until the hubbub roused by +Patty's story had subsided. Then, as she stood beside her hostess, he +went over to her, and said, "What is your greeting for me, Miss +Fairfield?" + +"I gave you my greeting at the table," said Patty, and she flashed a +glance at him from beneath her long lashes. + +"WAS it a greeting?" + +But before Patty could answer, Mrs. Brewster came to her and said in +her enthusiastic way, "Oh, Miss Fairfield, I've been telephoning Mrs. +Kenerley and telling her all about it! And what DO you think? She says +that she and Jim are the only ones over there who know where you are, +and they're pretending they don't know, and all the young people are +crazy with anxiety!" + +"I suppose I ought to go right home," said Patty, "and relieve their +anxiety. But I'd like to stay a little while longer. And, yet, I don't +want them to know where I've been, until I get there, and tell them +myself." + +"Let them wait," said Bob Peyton. "It won't hurt them to worry a +little. Now, Miss Fairfield, we're going to have some music, and +perhaps,--as you're such an angel of goodness to us anyway,--perhaps +you'll sing for us." + +They all sang in chorus, and some sang solos, and after awhile it was +Patty's turn. + +She had none of her elaborate music with her, so she told Mrs. Brewster +she would sing any songs or ballads that she might happen to have. + +They found a book of old songs, which Mr. Brewster declared were his +favourites, and Patty sang two or three of those. + +Among them was the old Scotch song of "Loch Lomond." Patty had never +seen this, but as Mr. Brewster was fond of it he urged her to try it. +The song was not difficult and Patty read easily, so she made a success +of it. As she came to the lines, "I'll take the high road and you take +the low road," she glanced at Farnsworth, with a half-smile. + +He did not return the smile, but looked at her steadily and with a +slightly puzzled expression. + +When the song was over, Farnsworth crossed the room and stood by +Patty's side. + +"Why do you want to take the high road, if I take the low road?" he +asked her, abruptly. He took no pains to lower his tones, and Bob +Peyton who stood near heard what he said. + +"Because I'm taking the low road, and Miss Fairfield will ride with me, +though she won't with you." + +Peyton's manner was so light and his smile so gay, that Patty answered +in the same key, ignoring Farnsworth's serious face. + +"I like to take the road with Mr. Peyton," she answered gaily, "because +it leads to such pleasant places," and she smiled at Mrs. Brewster. + +"You dear child! You are perfectly fascinating," Mrs. Brewster declared. + +"There, there, Ethel, you mustn't tell Miss Fairfield what we all think +about her," Peyton interrupted. + +And then Patty was called to the telephone. + +"You must come home, Patty," Adele's voice said. + +"All right, I will, Adele," Patty replied; "but tell me this, does Kit +think I'm lost, or anything?" + +"No, Patty, he doesn't; but all the rest do. Kit pretends he thinks +something has happened to you, but he told me privately that he knew +perfectly well that you were all right, and that Jim and I know where +you are! Oh, you can't fool HIM. But Mr. Van Reypen is nearly crazy. He +says he doesn't think anything dreadful has happened to you, but he +thinks you've had a breakdown and can't get home, and he insists on +starting out to look for you. If you don't come right away, Patty dear, +I can't keep him here much longer!" + +"All right, Adele, I'll start at once; truly, I will! Don't send for +me. Somebody here will take me over. You know your little runabout is +here. I'll come home in that." + +"Don't drive it yourself." + +"Of course not. Somebody will drive me. I'll be over in fifteen +minutes. Good-bye." + +Patty hung up the receiver and returned to the drawing-room. + +"I must go right straight away," she said, smiling at her hostess. "My +joke worked a little too well, and unless I appear they're going to +send out a search party after me! I told Adele her little car was here. +How did it get here, Mr. Peyton?" + +"I went after it and brought it here; instead of taking it to Mrs. +Hammersmith's or whatever her name was!" + +"You mean Mrs. Hemingway," said Patty, laughing, "my former mistress, +who left me in her car to go in search of help." + +"Yes," said Peyton. "Wasn't it lucky I came along? You little thought +Farnsworth sent me, did you?" + +"Indeed I didn't!" and Patty smiled at him, "and will you take me home +in that little car? for I promised Adele I'd go at once." + +"Of course I will," said Bob Peyton, "if you must go." + +So Patty was made ready for her drive and Mrs. Brewster insisted she +should wear the warm coat as the evening had grown chilly. + +The whole crowd went out on the steps to see Patty off, and Mr. +Brewster tucked her in, while Bob Peyton cranked the car. + +"All aboard," said Peyton, straightening himself up, at last; and then, +somehow,--and Patty never knew how it happened,--somebody jumped into +the seat beside her, somebody grasped the steering-wheel, and the +little car flew down the road and out at the gate, and even before +Patty looked up to see the face of the man beside her, she KNEW it was +not Mr. Peyton! + +She looked up, and saw smiling at her the blue eyes of Bill Farnsworth. + +Mrs. Brewster had tied a chiffon scarf over Patty's hair, and as Patty +looked up in Farnsworth's face, the moonlight illumined her own face +until she looked more like a fairy than a human being. + +"Apple Blossom!" said Big Bill, under his breath. "I never shall find a +more perfect name for you than that! Now, tell me what it's all about. +Hurry up, we haven't much time." + +"But--but I'm so surprised! Why are YOU here, instead of Mr. Peyton?" + +"Because I wanted to ride home with you." + +"So did he." + +Farnsworth shrugged his broad shoulders, as if to say that what Peyton +wanted was a matter of utter indifference to him. "Go on," he said +briefly, "tell me what it's all about." + +"I don't know what you mean! What's all WHAT about?" + +"The way you're treating me. The last time I saw you was last winter; +at the Hepworths' wedding, to be exact. We were friends then,--good +friends. Then I came up here,--yesterday. I threw your own flowers in +at your window, and you came and smiled at me and said you were glad to +see me. Didn't you?" + +"Yes," said Patty, in a faint little voice. + +"Yes, you DID. And then,--then, Apple Blossom, when you came down +stairs later, playing May Queen, you scarcely looked at me! you +scarcely spoke to me! You wouldn't dance with me!" + +"But you only asked me because--" + +"Don't tell that story again! Because Adele told me to ask you, is +utter rubbish, and you know it! That isn't why you wouldn't dance with +me. No-sir-ee! You had some other reason, some foolish crazy reason, in +your foolish crazy little noddle! Now out with it! Tell me what it is! +Own up, Posy-Face. You heard something or imagined something about me, +that doesn't please your ladyship, and I have a right to know what it +is. At least, I'm going to know, whether I have a right or not. What is +it or who is it that has interfered with our friendship?" + +Patty looked up at Bill and read determination in his face. She knew it +was no time for chaffing or foolishness. So she only said, as she +looked straight at him,--"Miss Morton." + +"Miss Morton! for Heaven's sake, what DO you mean?" + +"The girl you're engaged to." + +"The girl I'm engaged to! Patty, HAVE you taken leave of your senses?" + +"Well, anyway, if you're not engaged to her, you're terribly in love +with her! Your whole life and love is bound up in her!" + +"Patty, I've heard there is a lunatic asylum over near Scottsville, and +I'm going to take you right straight over there, unless you stop +talking this rubbish! Now, if you're still possessed of the power of +rational conversation, tell me who is this Miss Morton!" + +"Miss Kate Morton,--the lady you're in love with." + +Patty's spirits had begun to rise, and as she said this she looked up +at Farnsworth, with demure face, but with a mouth dimpling into +laughter. + +"Kate Morton! Why, I haven't seen her for ten years!" + +"Was it a hopeless affection, then? Are you only true to her memory?" + +"Patty, BEHAVE yourself! Who mentioned Kate Morton's name to you?" + +"Kitty! You always call her Kitty." + +Farnsworth chuckled. "Call her KITTY! why, I'd sooner call the Flatiron +Building 'Kitty.' It would be about as appropriate." + +"Well, anyway, you told Adele that you loved Kitty with all your heart +and soul." + +A great light seemed to break upon Farnsworth. He looked at Patty for a +moment, with slowly broadening smile, and then he burst into +irrepressible laughter. + +"Oh, Patty!" he exclaimed, between his spasms of mirth; "Kitty! oh, +Kitty! Patty!" + +Patty sat looking at him in stern silence. + +"I should think, Mr. Farnsworth, if any one ought to go to a lunatic +asylum it might as well be you! You sit there like an imbecile saying, +oh, Patty! oh, Kitty!" + +"I don't know which I love most, you or Kitty!" and again Farnsworth +went off in a roar of laughter. + +"I don't care to be mentioned in connection with Miss Morton," and +Patty tried her best to look like a tragedy queen. + +"But it ISN'T Miss Morton, it's Kitty CLIVE." + +"Adele said she couldn't remember her last name. But it doesn't matter +to ME whether it's Miss Morton or Miss Clive." + +"Oh, DON'T, Patty! You'll be the death of me! Why, Apple Blossom, Miss +Clive,--Kitty Clive,--is--my horse!" + +Patty hesitated a moment, and then gave in, and laughed too. + +"You must be AWFULLY fond of your horse," she said at last. + +"I am; Kitty Clive is a wonder, and last summer we rode thousands of +miles over the prairies. There NEVER was such a horse as my Kitty! And +I remember I DID rave about her to Adele. But Adele MUST have known +what I was talking about." + +"No, she didn't. She thought it was a girl, and she told me not to--not +to--" Patty floundered a little, and then concluded her sentence, "not +to interfere." + +"And, so, Apple Blossom, you were cool to me,--you were cruel to +me,--you had no more use for me whatever; because you thought I liked +another girl?" + +"Well--I didn't want to interfere." + +"You BLESSED Posy-Face! do you know what this MEANS to me? It means +that you CARE--" + +"No, I DON'T, Bill! I don't care if you like all the girls in the +world. Only, you mustn't like them better than you do me." + +"As if I COULD like anybody better than I do you!" + +"And then we're friends again?" + +"Friends!" + +"Yes, friends. Don't you want to be friends with me, Little Billee?" + +"Apple Blossom, I want to be to you anything and everything that you +will let me be." + +"Then we will be friends. Chums and comrades and good, GOOD friends." + +Patty put a little pink hand out from the big coat sleeve and Bill +clasped it in his great warm hand. + +"Chums,--Apple Blossom,--and comrades, and good, GOOD friends!" + + + + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Patty's Suitors, by Carolyn Wells + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PATTY'S SUITORS *** + +***** This file should be named 5631.txt or 5631.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/5/6/3/5631/ + +Produced by Charles Franks and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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Caswell + + + + +CONTENTS + + I A VALENTINE PARTY + + II ON THE TELEPHONE + + III THE HEPWORTHS AT HOME + + IV A PERFECTLY GOOD JOKE + + V THREE PICTURES + + VI PRINCESS POPPYCHEEK + + VII SUITORS + + VIII A HOUSE PARTY + + IX EDDIE BELL + + X QUARANTINED + + XI MEETING IT BRAVELY + + XII A SURPRISE + + XIII SISTER BEE + + XIV KENNETH + + XV AN INVITATION + + XVI BELLE HARCOURT + + XVII MAY-DAY + +XVIII MOONLIGHT + + XIX IN THE RUNABOUT + + XX THE RIDE HOME + + + + +ILLUSTRATIONS + + "BEWARE, TAKE CARE, SHE IS FOOLING THEE" + + AFTER DINNER THE WHOLE PARTY WENT TO THE OPERA + + "NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN A CASE LIKE THAT?" + + "BILL!" SHE CRIED, "LITTLE BILLEE!" + + + + +CHAPTER I + +A VALENTINE PARTY + + +"It IS a boofy frock, isn't it, Nansome?" + +Patty craned her head over her shoulder, as she waited for her +stepmother's response, which was only, "Yes." + +"Oh, my gracious, Nan! Enthuse! Don't you know half the fun in life +is enthusiasm?" + +"What shall I say?" asked Nan, laughing. + +"Oh, say it's a peach! a hummer! a lallapaloosa!" + +"Patty, Patty! what language!" + +"Oh, yes; I forgot I meant to stop using slang. But when any one is +so lukewarm in her admiration as you are, forcible language is +called for." + +"Well, it certainly is a lovely gown, and you never looked prettier. +There! since you are fishing for compliments, are you pleased now?" + +Patty was far from being conceited over her pretty face, but she +honestly liked admiration, and, indeed, she was accustomed to +receive it from all who knew her. At the present moment, she was +standing before a long mirror in her boudoir, putting the last +touches to her new party toilette. Louise, the maid, stood by, with +a fur-trimmed wrap, and Patty drew on her long gloves with a happy +smile of anticipation. + +"I just feel sure I'm going to have a good time to-night," she said; +"it's a presentiment or premonition, or whatever you call it." + +"Don't flirt too desperately," said Nan, not without cause, for +pretty Petty was by nature a coquette, and as she had many admirers +she merrily led them a dance. + +"But it's so interesting to flirt, Nancy. And the boys like it,--so +why not?" + +Why not, indeed? thought Nan. Patty's flirtations were harmless, +roguish affairs, and prompted by mischief and good nature. Patty was +a sweet, true character, and if she teased the young men a bit, it +was because of her irrepressible love of fun. + +"And this is St. Valentine's night," went on Nan, "so I suppose you +think yourself privileged to break all the hearts you can." + +"Some hearts are so brittle, it's no fun to break them," returned +Patty, carelessly, as she adjusted her headdress. + +She was going to a Valentine party, where the guests were requested +to come in appropriate costume. + +So Patty's gown was of white lace, softly draped with white chiffon. +On the modish tunic were love-knots of pale blue velvet, and a +border of tiny pink rosebuds. The head-dress, of gold filigree, was +a heart pierced by a dart; and on Patty's left shoulder, a dainty +little figure of Cupid was wobbling rather uncertainly. + +"You'll lose that little God of War," said Nan. + +"I don't care if I do," Patty answered; "he's a nuisance, anyway, +but I wanted something Valentinish, so I perched him up there. Now, +good-bye, Nancy Dancy, and I expect I'll be out pretty late." + +"I shall send Louise for you at twelve, and you must be ready then." + +"Oh, make it one. You know a Valentine party is lots of fun." + +"Well, half-past twelve," agreed Nan, "and not a minute later!" + +Then Louise wrapped Patty in a light blue evening cloak, edged with +white fur, and the happy maiden danced downstairs. + +"Good-bye, Popsy-Poppet," she cried, looking in at the library door. + +"Bless my soul! what a vision of beauty!" and Mr. Fairfield laid +down his paper to look at his pretty daughter. + +"Yes," she said, demurely, "everybody tells me I look exactly like +my father." + +"You flatter yourself!" said Nan, who had followed, and who now +tucked her hand through her husband's arm. "My Valentine is the +handsomest man in the world!" + +"Oh, you turtle-doves!" said Patty, laughing, as she ran down the +steps to the waiting motor. + +Unless going with a chaperon, Patty was always accompanied by the +maid, Louise, who either waited for her young mistress in the +dressing-room or returned for her when the party was over. + +"Shall you be late, Miss Patty?" she asked, as they reached their +destination. + +"Yes; don't wait for me, Louise. Come back about half-past twelve; +I'll be ready soon after that." + +Louise adored Patty, for she was always kind and considerate of the +servants; and she thought Louise might as well have the evening to +herself, as to be cooped up in a dressing-room. + +The party was at Marie Homer's, a new friend, with whom Patty had +but recently become acquainted. + +The Homers lived in a large apartment house, called The Wimbledon, +and it was Patty's first visit there. Miss Homer and her mother were +receiving their guests in a ballroom, and when Patty greeted them, a +large crowd had already assembled. + +"You are a true valentine, my dear," said Mrs. Homer, looking +admiringly at Patty's garlanded gown. + +"And this is a true Valentine party," said Patty, as she noted the +decorations of red hearts and gold darts, with Cupids of wax or +bisque, here and there among the floral ornaments. + +Marie Homer, who was a pretty brunette, wore a dress of scarlet and +gold, trimmed with hearts and arrows. + +"I'm so glad to have you here," she said to Patty; "for now I know +my party will be a success." + +"I'm sure your parties always are," returned Patty, kindly, for +Marie was a shy sort of girl, and Patty was glad to encourage her. + +As soon as the guests had all arrived St. Valentine appeared in the +doorway. + +It was Mr. Homer, but he was scarcely recognisable in his garb of +the good old Saint. + +He wore a red gown, trimmed with ermine, and a long white beard and +wig. + +He carried an enormous letter-bag, from which he distributed +valentines to all. They were of the old-fashioned lace paper +variety, and beautiful of their kind. + +Mrs. Homer explained that on the valentine of every young man was a +question, and the girl whose valentine had an answer to rhyme with +it, was his partner for the first dance. + +The young men were requested to read their valentines aloud in turn, +and the girls to read their responsive answers. + +This proceeding caused much hilarity, for the lines were exceedingly +sentimental, and often affectionate. + +When it was Roger Farrington's turn, he read out boldly: + + "Where's the girl I love the best?" + +and Marie Homer, who chanced to hold the rhyming valentine, +whispered, shyly: + + "I am sweeter than the rest!" + +"You are, indeed!" said Roger, as he offered his arm with his +courtliest bow. + +Then Kenneth Harper read: + + "Who's the fairest girl of all?" + +and Mona Galbraith read, with twinkling eyes: + + "I'll respond to that sweet call!" + +Then it was Philip Van Reypen's turn. He glanced at his valentine, +and asked: + + "Who's a roguish little elf?" + +Everybody laughed when a tall, serious-faced girl responded: + + "I guess I am that, myself!" + +It was toward the last that Clifford Morse asked: + + "Who's the dearest girl I know?" + +and as Patty's line rhymed, she said, demurely: + + "Guess I am,--if YOU think so!" + +"I'm in luck," said Clifford, as he led her to the dance. "You're +such a belle, Patty Fairfield, that I seldom get a whole dance with +you." + +"Faint heart never won fair lady," laughed Patty, shaking her fan at +him. "I always accept invitations." + +"Accept mine, then, for the next dance," said Philip Van Reypen, who +overheard her words as he was passing. + +"No programmes to-night," returned Patty, smiling at him. "Ask me at +dance time." + +As no dances could be engaged ahead, except verbally, Patty was +besieged by partners for every dance. + +"Oh, dear," she cried, as, at the fourth dance, five or six eager +young men were bowing before her; "what shall I do? I'd have to be a +centipede to dance with you all! And I can't divide one dance into +six parts. And I can't CHOOSE,-that would be TOO embarrassing! Let's +draw lots. Lend me a coin, somebody." + +"Here you are," said Van Reypen, handing her a bright quarter. + +Patty took it, and put both hands behind her. + +"You may try first, Phil, because you put up the capital. Right or +left?" + +"Right," said Philip, promptly. + +Patty gaily brought her hands into view, and the quarter lay in her +left palm. + +"Next!" she said; "Mr. Downing." + +"Left," chose that young man, as Patty again concealed her hands. + +But that time she showed the coin in her right hand. + +"My turn now," said Ken Harper, "AND, you'll please keep your hands +in front of you! You don't do it right." + +"Do you mean that I cheat?" cried Patty, in pretended rage. + +"Oh, no, no! nothing like that! Only, this game is always played +with the fists in view." + +So Patty held her little gloved fists in front of her, while Kenneth +chose. + +"Right!" he said, and her right hand slowly opened and showed the +shining coin. + +"Were you going to take me, anyway?" asked Kenneth, as they walked +off together. "And why did you turn down poor Van Reypen? He was +awfully cut up." + +"Ken Harper, do you mean to insinuate that I didn't play fair?" + +"Yes, my lady, just that. Oh, cheating never prospers. You have to +put up with me, you see!" + +"I might do worse," and Patty flashed him a saucy glance. + +"I wish you meant that." + +"Oh, I do! I DO, Ken. Truly, there are lots of worse people than you +in the world." + +"Who?" + +"Well,--there's Eddie Perkins." + +"Oh, Patty! that fop! Well, I'll bet you can't think of another." + +"No; I can't." + +"Patty, how dare you! Then you'll sit right here until you can." + +Laughingly Kenneth stopped dancing, and led Patty to an alcove where +there were a few chairs. As they sat down, Philip Van Reypen came +toward them. + +"Oh, Ken," Patty cried, "I've thought of a man worse than you are! +Oh, EVER so much worse! Here he is! And I simply adore bad men, so +I'm going to dance with him." + +Naughty Patty went dancing off with Van Reypen, and Ken looked after +them, a little crestfallen. + +"But," he thought, "there's no use being angry or even annoyed at +that butterfly of a girl. She doesn't mean anything anyway. Some +day, she'll wake up and be serious, but now she's only a little +bundle of frivolity." + +Kenneth had been friends with Patty for many years; far longer than +any of her other young men acquaintances. He was honestly fond of +her, and had a dawning hope that some time they might be more than +friends. But he was a slow-going chap, and he was inclined to wait +until he had a little more to offer, before he should woo the pretty +butterfly. + +And, too, Patty would never listen to a word of that sort of thing. +She had often proclaimed in his hearing, that she intended to enjoy +several years of gay society pleasures, before she would be engaged +to any one. + +So Kenneth idly watched her, as she circled the room with Van +Reypen, and took himself off to find another partner. + +"Oh, Valentine, fair Valentine," said Van Reypen to Patty, as they +danced. + +"Wilt thou be mine, and I'lt be thine," returned Patty, in mocking +sing-song tones. + +"Forever may our hearts entwine," improvised Philip, in tune to the +music. + +"Like chickwood round a punkin-vine," Patty finished. + +"Pshaw, that's not sentimental. You should have said, Like sturdy +oak and clinging vine." + +"But I'm not sentimental. Who could be in a crowded ballroom, in a +glare of light, and in a mad dance?" + +"What conditions would make you feel sentimental?" + +"Why,--let me see. Moonlight,--on a balcony,--with the right man." + +"I'm the right man, all right,--and you know it. And if I'm not +greatly mistaken, here's moonlight and a balcony!" + +Sure enough, a long French window had been set slightly ajar to cool +the overheated room, and almost before she knew it, Patty was +whisked outside. + +"Oh, Philip! Don't! you mustn't! I'll take cold. I ought to have +something around me." + +"You have," said Van Reypen, calmly, and as he had not yet released +her from the dance he held his arms lightly round her shoulders. + +Patty was angry. She knew Philip loved her,--several times he had +asked her to marry him,--but this was taking an unfair advantage. + +The February wind itself was not colder than the manner with which +she drew away from him, and stepped back into the ballroom. + +"My dear, my dear," exclaimed Mrs. Homer, who chanced to be near, +"how imprudent! You should not go out without a wrap." + +"I know it, Mrs. Homer," and Patty looked so sweetly penitent that +her hostess could but smile at her. "But, truly, I just stepped out +a single second to get a tiny breath of air. The room IS warm, isn't +it? May I stay here by you a few moments?" + +"Yes, indeed," and Mrs. Homer drew the girl down beside her on the +sofa. "You're not robust, my child, and you mustn't run foolish +risks." + +"You're quite right, and I won't do it again. But on a night not +quite so cold, that balcony, flooded with moonlight, must be a +romantic spot." + +"It is, indeed," said Mrs. Homer, smiling. "My young people think +so; and I hope you will have many opportunities in the future to see +it for yourself." + +"Your young people? Have you other children besides Marie?" + +"Yes; I have a daughter who is away at boarding-school. And, also, I +have a nephew, whose home is in this same building." + +"Is he here to-night?" + +"No; Kit hates dances. Of course, that's because he doesn't dance +himself. He's a musician." + +"Kit? What a funny name." + +"It's Christopher, really, Christopher Cameron; but he's such a +happy-go-lucky sort of chap, we naturally call him Kit." + +"I think I should like him," said Patty. "Would he like me?" + +"No," said Mrs. Homer, her eyes twinkling at Patty's look of +amazement. "He detests girls. Even my daughters, his cousins, are +nuisances, he says. Still he likes to come down here and sit on my +balcony, and tease them. He lives with his parents in the apartment +just above us." + +"He sounds an interesting youth," said Patty, and then, as Roger +came up and asked her for a dance, she promptly forgot the musical +nephew. + +At supper-time, Patty's crowd of intimates gathered around her, and +they occupied a pleasant corner of the dining-room. + +"What'll you have, Patsums?" asked Roger, as a waiter brought a tray +full of dainty viands. + +"Sandwiches and bouillon," said Patty, promptly; "I'm honestly +hungry." + +"The result of exercise in the open air," murmured Philip Van +Reypen, as he took a seat directly behind her. + +Patty gave an involuntary giggle, and then turned upon Philip what +she meant to be an icy glare. He grinned back at her, which made her +furious, and she deliberately and ostentatiously ignored him. + +"Hello, you two on the outs?" inquired Kenneth, casually. + +"Oh, no!" said Philip, with emphasis; "far from it!" + +So, as Patty found it impossible to snub such cheerfulness, she +concluded to forgive and forget. + +"There's something doing after supper," remarked Roger. "Miss Homer +dropped a hint, and even now they're fixing something in the +ballroom." + +"What can it be?" said Elise, craning her neck to see through a +doorway. + +"It's a game," said Marie Homer, who had just joined the group. "I +told mother, you all considered yourselves too grown-up for games, +but she said she didn't want to have the whole evening given over to +dancing. So you will play it, won't you?" + +"Sure we will!" declared Kenneth, who admired the shy little girl. + +Marie was new in their set, but they all liked her. She was timid +only because she felt unacquainted, and the good-natured crowd did +all they could to put her at ease. + +"Games!" exclaimed Philip; "why, I just love 'em! I'll play it, +whatever it is." + +"I too," said Patty. "It will be a jolly change from dancing." + + + + +CHAPTER II + +ON THE TELEPHONE + + +When the young people returned to the ballroom, it presented a +decidedly changed appearance. Instead of an interior scene, it was a +winter landscape. + +The floor was covered with snow-white canvas, not laid on smoothly, +but rumpled over bumps and hillocks, like a real snow field. The +numerous palms and evergreens that had decorated the room, were +powdered with flour and strewn with tufts of cotton, like snow. Also +diamond dust had been lightly sprinkled on them, and glittering +crystal icicles hung from the branches. + +At each end of the room, on the wall, hung a beautiful bear-skin +rug. + +These rugs were for prizes, one for the girls and one for the boys. +And this was the game. + +The girls were gathered at one end of the room and the boys at the +other, and one end was called the North Pole, and the other the +South Pole. Each player was given a small flag which they were to +plant on reaching the Pole. + +This would have been an easy matter, but each traveller was obliged +to wear snowshoes. These were not the real thing, but smaller +affairs made of pasteboard. But when they were tied on, the wearer +felt clumsy indeed, and many of the girls declared they could not +walk in them at all. And in addition each one was blindfolded. + +However, everybody made an attempt, and at a given signal the young +people started from their opposite ends of the room and endeavoured +to make progress toward the goal as they blindly stumbled along. + +Patty concluded to move very slowly, thinking this the surest way to +make a successful trip. So she scuffled along among the other +laughing girls, now and then stumbling over a hillock, which was +really a hassock or a sofa cushion under the white floor covering. +It was great fun, and the girls cheered each other on as they +pursued their blinded way. And then about midway of the room they +met the boys coming toward them. Then there was scrambling, indeed, +as the explorers tried to get out of each other's way and follow +their own routes. + +It was a very long room, and Patty hadn't gone much more than +halfway, when she concluded to give up the race as being too +tiresome. She made her way to the side of the room, and reaching the +wall she took off her blinding handkerchief and kicked off the +snowshoes. To her great surprise she found that many of the other +girls and some of the boys had done the same thing, and not half of +the original contestants were still in the race. And, indeed, it +proved to be much greater fun to watch those who were still blindly +groping along, than to stay in the game. + +At last the game was concluded, as Roger Farrington proudly planted +his flag at the very spot that designated the North Pole, and not +long after, Clementine Morse succeeded in safely reaching the South +Pole. So the beautiful rugs were given to these two as prizes, and +every one agreed that they had earned them. + +Then, amid much laughter, everybody was unblindfolded. and they all +sat around on the snow mounds waiting for the next game. + +A big snow man was brought in and set in the centre of the room. Of +course it was not real snow, but made of white plaster, gleaming all +over with diamond dust. But it was the traditional type of snow man, +with a top hat on, and grotesque features. + +In the mouth of the figure was a cigarette, and each guest was +presented with a few snowballs, made of cotton wool. The game was to +knock the cigarette from the snow man's mouth with one of the +snowballs. + +Of course the cigarette was so arranged that the lightest touch of a +ball would dislodge it, and as one cigarette was displaced, Mr. +Homer supplied another. + +The guests had been divided into two parties, and each side strove +to collect the greater number of cigarettes. + +Some balls flew very wide of the mark, while others with unerring +aim would hit a cigarette squarely. + +The game caused great hilarity, and everybody was anxious to throw +balls. They threw in turn, each having three balls at a time. + +Patty was especially deft at this, and with true aim succeeded +several times. + +Then when they tired of this play, a few more dances followed before +it was time to go home. + +Some attendants came in and whisked away the snow hillocks and floor +covering, leaving the ballroom once again in order for dancing. + +"Makes me feel young again, to play those kiddy games," said +Kenneth, as he was dancing with Patty. + +"I like them," returned Patty; "I hate to think that my childhood is +over, and I love games of any kind." + +"Your childhood will never be over," returned Kenneth; "I think you +are the incarnation of youth, and always will be." + +"I'm not so much younger than you." + +"Five years,--that's a long time at our age. By the way, when are +the Hepworths coming home?" + +"Next week; and we're planning the loveliest reception for them. You +know their apartment is all ready, and we're going to have just a +few people to supper there, the night they return." + +"Shall I be one of the few?" + +"Well, rather! The best man at the wedding must surely be at the +home-coming. Doesn't it seem funny to think of Christine as mistress +of her own home? She'll be perfectly lovely, I know. My goodness +gracious! Ken, what time is it? I'm afraid I'm staying too late. I +promised Nan I'd leave at half-past twelve." + +"It's not much more than that. Can't you stay for another dance?" + +"No, I can't possibly. I must run right away, or my motor car will +turn into a pumpkin, and Louise into a white mouse. Take me to Mrs. +Homer, please, and I will say good-night to her." + +But as they crossed the room, they met Van Reypen coming toward +them. + +"Our dance, I think," he said, coolly, as he took Patty's hand. + +The music had just started, and its beautiful rhythm was too +tempting for Patty to resist. + +"I'm just on my way home," she said, "but we'll go around the room +once, and then I must go." + +"Once indeed!" said Philip, gaily; "we won't stop until the music +does." + +"Yes, we will; I must go now," but somehow or other they circled the +room several times. Patty loved dancing, and Philip was one of the +best of partners. + +But at last she laughingly protested that she really must go home, +and they went together to say good-night to their hostess. And then +Patty said good-night to Philip, and ran away to the dressing-room, +where Louise was patiently waiting for her. + +And soon, muffled up in her furs, they were rapidly spinning along +toward home. + +"I didn't keep you waiting very long, did I, Louise?" said Patty, +kindly. + +"No, Miss Patty, you're right on time. I expect you would have liked +to stay longer." + +"Yes, I should, but I promised Mrs. Fairfield not to." + +When at last Patty reached her own little boudoir, she declared she +was more tired than she had realised. So Louise took off her pretty +frock, and Patty sat in her blue silk dressing gown while the maid +brushed her hair. Then she brought her a cup of hot milk, and left +her for the night. + +Patty wasn't sleepy, and she dawdled around her room, now and then +sipping the milk, and then looking over her engagements for the next +day. + +"Oh," she thought, suddenly, "I've left my fan at the party. I'm +sorry, for it's my pet fan. Of course it will be safe there, but I +think I'll telephone Marie to look it up and put it away." + +Knowing that the Homers would not yet have retired, Patty picked up +her telephone and called the number. + +A masculine voice gave back a cheery "Hello!" + +"Is this Mr. Homer?" said Patty. + +"No, indeed. I'm Kit Cameron. Who are you, please?" + +"Isn't this The Wimbledon apartment house?" + +"It sure is." + +"Isn't this 6483?" + +"No, it's 6843. Please tell me who you are?" + +A spirit of mischief entered into Patty. She knew this must be Marie +Homer's cousin, who lived on the floor above the Homers, and who, +Mrs. Homer had said, detested girls. + +"But I have the wrong number," she said. "I didn't mean to call +you." + +"But since you did call me, you must tell me who you are." + +"I'm a captive princess," said Patty, in rather a melancholy tone. +"I'm imprisoned in the dungeon of a castle." + +"How awful! May I get a squad of soldiers and come to your rescue, +oh, fair lady?" + +"Nay, nay, Sir Knight; and anyway you do not know that I am a fair +lady." + +"Your voice tells me that. Surely such musical tones could belong +only to the most beautiful princess in the world." + +"Oh, yes, I am THAT," and Patty laughed, roguishly; "but a well- +behaved princess would not be talking to a strange man. So I must +say good-bye." + +"Oh, no, no! wait a minute; you haven't told me your name yet." + +"And I don't intend to. You detest girls, anyway." + +"Yes, I always have, but you see I never met a princess before." + +"You haven't met me yet." + +"But I shall! Don't make any mistake about that." + +"How can you? I'm going to ring off now, and you have no way of +tracing me." + +"I can find out from Central." + +"No, you can't." + +"Why can't I?" + +"Because I forbid you to do so." + +"All right; then I can't find out that way, but I'll find out some +other way. I'll go on a quest." + +"Goodness, what is a quest?" + +"Oh, it just means that I henceforth devote my whole life to finding +you." + +"But you can't find me, when you don't know my name." + +"I'll make up a name for you. I'll call you Princess Poppycheek." + +"How could you guess I'm a brunette?" + +"I can tell it from your voice. You have snapping black eyes and +dark curly hair, and the reddest of red cheeks." + +"Exactly right!" exclaimed Patty, giggling to think how far this +description was from her blonde pink-and-white type. + +"I knew it was right!" exclaimed the voice, exultantly; "and I shall +find you very soon." + +"Then I shall await your coming with interest. You prefer brunettes, +do you?" + +"Well, as a matter of fact, I have always admired blondes more, but +I'm quite willing to change my tastes for you. Do you sing?" + +For answer, Patty sang softly into the telephone, the little song of +"Beware, take care, she is fooling thee." + +Although she did little more than hum it, Mr. Cameron was greatly +impressed with her voice. + +"By jove!" he exclaimed. "You CAN sing! Now, I can find you easily. +There are not many voices like that in this wicked world." + +"Do you sing yourself? But I don't want to know, I haven't the least +interest in a stranger, and besides, I'm going to ring off now." + +"Oh, wait a minute! I don't sing, but I do something better. Don't +ring off, just listen a minute." + +Patty listened, and in a moment she heard a violin played softly. It +was played by a master hand, and she heard an exquisite rendition of +the "Spring Song." + +"Beautiful!" she exclaimed, as the last notes died away, and then +suddenly realising that she herself was acting in a most +unconventional manner, she said abruptly, "Thank you; good-bye," and +quickly hung up her receiver. + +For some time she sat thinking about it. Curled up in a big easy +chair, her blue silk boudoir gown trailing around her, she sat +giggling over her escapade. + +"It's all right," she assured herself, "for of course I know who he +is, though he doesn't know me. He is Mrs. Homer's nephew, so it's +just the same as if I had met him properly. And, anyhow, he hasn't +an idea who I am, and he never can find out from the description he +has of me!" + +Still giggling over the episode, Patty went to bed and to sleep. + +The next morning, as she thought it over, she realised that she +hadn't succeeded in securing her fan, and she determined to go +around and see Marie that afternoon, and get it. + +So that afternoon she went to make her call. + +"It was a beautiful party," she said to Marie, as the two girls +chatted together. "I love games for a change from dancing, and the +games you had were so novel." + +"I'm glad to hear you say that," said Marie, "for I was afraid they +would seem too childish." + +"No, indeed," returned Patty; "and now put on your hat and come out +with me for a little while. I'm going to a picture exhibition, and +I'd love to have you go too. But first, did I leave my fan here last +evening?" + +"There was a beautiful fan left here,--an Empire fan. Is this +yours?" + +Marie produced the fan and Patty recognised it as her own. + +"But I can't go this afternoon," said Marie, "because Cousin Kit is +coming down to practise some new music. Won't you stay and hear him +play? He is really a very good violinist." + +Patty considered. She rather wanted to meet this young man, but she +was afraid he would think her forward. So after a little further +chat, she rose, saying she must go. And it was just as she was going +out that Mr. Cameron came in, with his violin under his arm. + +Patty was obliged to pause a moment, as Marie presented her cousin, +but the young man, though courteous, showed no interest whatever in +Miss Fairfield. Patty's pretty face was almost invisible through her +motor veil, and as Mr. Cameron had no idea that she was the girl who +had talked to him the night before, and as he really had no interest +in girls in general, he merely made a very polite bow and went +directly toward the piano. + +"I wish you'd stay and hear some music," said Marie, but Patty only +murmured a refusal, not wanting Mr. Cameron to hear her voice, lest +he recognise it. + +He was an attractive looking man of fine physique and handsome face, +but he looked extremely dignified and not very good-natured. + +"All musicians are cross," Patty thought to herself as she went down +in the elevator, "and I wasn't going to have that man think that I +went around to Marie's to see him!" + +She decided to call for Elise to go to the art gallery with her, and +she found that young woman ready and glad to go. + +"I hadn't a thing to do this afternoon," said Elise, as they started +off, "and I love to go anywhere with you, Patty. Shall we have a cup +of tea afterwards?" + +And so it was after they had seen the pictures, and as they were +sitting in a cosy little tea-room, that Elise said suddenly: + +"Do you know Mr. Cameron? He's a cousin of Marie Homer's." + +"I don't know him," said Patty, smiling, "but I've been introduced +to him. Just as I was leaving Marie's to-day, he came in. But he was +very abstracted in his manner. He merely bowed, and without a word +he went straight on to the piano and began fussing with his music." + +"You were just leaving, anyway?" + +"Yes; but I would have remained a few moments, if he had been more +sociable. But, of course, I couldn't insist on his talking to me, if +he didn't want to." + +"He doesn't like girls," said Elise, but as she spoke she smiled in +a self-conscious way. + +"So I've heard," said Patty, smiling herself. "He seems young to be +what they call a woman-hater. I thought only old bachelors were +that. Well, he has no interest for me. There are plenty of boys in +our own set." + +"Don't you tell, if I tell you something," and now Elise looked +decidedly important. + +"What is it? I won't tell." + +"Well, it's the funniest thing! That Mr. Cameron wants to meet me, +though he never has seen me." + +"What!" exclaimed Patty, in astonishment. "Why does he want to meet +you?" + +"I don't know, I'm sure. But he was at Marie's this morning, and +asked her if she knew any girl who was gay and merry and had a sweet +voice, and had dark hair and eyes and rosy cheeks. And Marie says +she knows he means me, and I think he does too! Isn't it exciting?" + +"Yes," said Patty, drily. "But you don't sing much, Elise." + +"Oh, of course I don't sing like you do, but I have a fairly decent +voice." + +"But how mysterious it is. What does he know about you?" + +"I don't know. It IS mysterious. He wouldn't tell Marie anything +except that he wanted to know the name of the girl he described; and +he said she must be friendly enough with Marie to call her up on the +telephone in the middle of the night." + +"But did you do that?" asked Patty, who was really shaking with +laughter. + +"Yes; I called her up last night after I got home from the party, +because I'd left my spangled scarf there, and I wanted her to put it +away safely for me." + +"I always leave things at a party, too," said Patty, looking +innocent. "I left my fan at Marie's last night. So I went there to- +day and got it." + +"Well, I thought I'd better telephone, for so many girls leave +things and they get scattered or lost." + +"Well, what did your telephoning have to do with Mr. Cameron?" + +"I don't know; that's the queer part of it. Perhaps the wires were +crossed and he heard me talking." + +"H'm," said Patty, "perhaps he did. When are you going to meet him, +Elise?" + +"I don't know; but Marie says she'll have a few friends to tea some +day soon, and she'll ask him. She says it'll have to be a very small +tea, because he hates to meet people." + +"Why doesn't she have just you two? I think it would be more +romantic." + +"Oh, nonsense. This isn't romance. I think Mr. Cameron is a freak, +anyway. But it's all amusing, and I hope you'll be at the tea, +yourself, Patty." + +"I will if I'm asked," said Patty. + + + + +CHAPTER III + +THE HEPWORTHS AT HOME + + +It was the day of Christine's home-coming, and Patty was busy as a +bee preparing for the great event. The pretty apartment where the +Hepworths were to live was all furnished and equipped, but Patty was +looking after the dainty appointments of a party. + +Not a large party, only about a dozen of their own set. Nan was +there, too, and Elise Farrington, and they were arranging flowers in +bowls and jars and vases, till the rooms were a bower of blossoms. + +"What time will they arrive?" said Elise. + +"We expected them about six o'clock," returned Patty; "but I had a +telegram, and their train is delayed, so they can't get here until +nine. So I want the party all assembled when they come. It's five +now, and everything's about done, so we can scoot home and get some +dinner and get dressed, and be back here before they arrive. I'll be +here by half-past eight, for the caterers are coming then, and I +want to see about the table." + +So they all went home to dress, and before half-past eight Patty was +back again. + +There were two maids already installed, but Patty found plenty to do +in superintending matters, and she hadn't much more than completed +the decorations of the table, when the guests began to come. + +"Isn't the apartment lovely?" exclaimed Mona Galbraith, as she went +through the rooms. "This music-room, or living-room, or whatever you +call it, is just dear! Who selected the furnishings?" + +"Oh, Mr. Hepworth and Christine," said Patty; "two artists, you +know; of course the rooms ought to be beautiful. It is a lovely +place, and just the right setting for that darling of a Christine." + +The whole merry crowd were assembled in the living-room, when the +bride and groom arrived. A shout of welcome went up from the young +people, and Christine was smothered in girlish embraces, while the +men vigorously shook Mr. Hepworth's hand, or clapped him on the +shoulder, in their masculine way of congratulation. + +Christine looked very sweet and smiling, in a pretty travelling +gown, but Patty carried her off at once and insisted that she get +into a house gown. + +"The idea," said Patty, "of a hostess in a high-collared frock and +all her guests in evening dress!" + +So Christine quickly changed to a little chiffon gown of pale green +and Patty tucked a pink rose in her hair and some more in her belt. + +"Now you look like a bride," said Patty, nodding approval at her, +and leading her to a mirror; "look at that vision of beauty! Aren't +you glad I made you change?" + +"Yes, ma'am," said Christine, in mock humility; "it's much better +so." + +The evening was a merry one. They danced and they sang and they +chatted and finally they had the delightful supper that Patty had +ordered. + +Christine, blushing prettily, took the head of the table, while +Gilbert Hepworth, with a proud air of proprietorship, sat at the +other end. + +Patty, as guest of honour, sat at the right hand of her host. + +"It has always been my aspiration," she said, with a beaming smile +at Christine, "to have a married friend to visit. I warn you, +Christine, I shall spend most of my time here. There's one little +nook of a bedroom I claim as my own and I expect to occupy it very +frequently. And, besides, I have to give you lessons in +housekeeping. You're a great artist, I know, but you must learn to +do lots of other things beside paint." + +"I wish you would, Patty," and the little bride looked very much in +earnest; "I truly want to keep house, but being an artist and a +Southern girl both, I don't believe I'm very capable." + +"You're a blessed dear, that's what YOU are"; and Patty turned to +Hepworth, saying, "Isn't she?" + +"Yes, indeed," he returned; "I've only just begun to realise the +beautiful qualities in her nature. And it is to you, Patty, that I +owe my happiness. I shall never forget what you did in order that +Christine might come to New York." + +"And now we are surprised at the result," said Patty, who never +could be serious for long at a time. "Come on, people, you've had +enough supper, let's have one more dance and then we must go home +and leave these turtledoves to their own nest." + +But the one dance proved to mean several, until at last Patty said, +"This will never do! Christine is all tired out, and as the +superintendent of this party I order you all to go home at once." + +The others laughingly agreed, except Philip Van Reypen, who came +near Patty and murmured, "You haven't danced with me once to-night, +and you've been awful cruel to me lately, anyway. Now let us have +one more dance in honour of the bride's home-coming." + +"No," said Patty, firmly, "not another dance to-night." + +"Just a part of one, then," begged Philip; but Patty was inexorable. + +And so the merry crowd dispersed, Patty lingering a moment to give +Christine a good-night kiss and wish her every blessing and +happiness in her new home. + +"And I have you to thank for it all, Patty dear," said Christine, +her blue eyes looking lovingly into Patty's own. + +"Nonsense, thank your own sweet self. You well deserve the happiness +that has come to you. And now good-night, dear; I'll be over some +time to-morrow." + +The laughing group went away, and as it had been planned, Mona took +Patty home in her car. + +"I wish you'd go on home with me, Patsy," said Mona, as they rolled +along toward Patty's house. + +"Can't possibly do it. I've a thousand and one things to look after +to-morrow morning." + +"But it isn't late; really it's awfully early. And I'll send you +home early to-morrow morning." + +"No, I mustn't, really, Mona. I have to look after some things for +the Happy Saturday Club, which it won't do to neglect. And I want to +run over to Christine's to-morrow morning, too. I have some things +to take to her." + +"Do you know, Patty, I think they're an awfully humdrum couple." + +"Who? The Hepworths? Oh, I don't think humdrum is the right word,-- +they're just serious-minded." + +"But Mr. Hepworth is so old and prosy, and Christine seems to me +just a little nonentity." + +"Now, Mona, that isn't fair. Just because you are a frivolous-headed +butterfly of fashion, you oughtn't to disdain people who happen to +have one or two ideas in their heads." + +"Well, the only ideas they have are about pictures." + +"Pictures are good ideas." + +"Yes, good enough, of course. But there's no fun in them." + +"That's the whole trouble with the Hepworths. They haven't any fun +in them. Neither of them has a sense of humour. But that's good, +too; for if one had and the other hadn't, they'd be miserable for +life. But as it is they don't know what they miss." + +"No, they don't. Patty, don't ever marry a man without a sense of +humour." + +"Trust your Aunt Patty for that. But I don't propose to marry +anybody." + +"Of course not; he'd propose to you." + +"Funny Mona! Don't let your sense of humour run away with you. Well, +this facetious 'he' that you conjured up in your imagination may +propose all he likes; I sha'n't accept him,--at least not for many +years. I mean to have a lot of fun before I get engaged. Can you +imagine me settled down in a little apartment like Christine's, +devoting myself to domestic duties?" + +"No; but I can fancy you married to a millionaire with two or three +country houses and yachts and all sorts of things." + +"Good gracious, Mona. I don't aspire to all that! Just because +YOU're a millionairess, yourself, you needn't think everybody else +longs for untold wealth. After I get pretty well along in years,--I +think I shall marry a college professor, or a great scientist. I do +love brainy men." + +"Well, there are no brainy men in our set." + +"Oh, Mona, what a libel! Our boys,--somehow I never can think of +them as men,--are quite brainy enough for their age. And at the +present day, I'd rather have fun with Ken or Roger, just talking +foolishness, than to discourse with this wise professor I'm talking +about. But of course, I wouldn't marry Ken or Roger even if they +wanted me to, which they don't." + +"Oh, yes, they do, Patty; everybody wants to marry you." + +"Don't be a goose, Mona; you know perfectly well that Roger is over +head and ears in love with you. Of course, I'm mortally jealous, for +he was my friend first, and you stole him away from me. But I'll +forgive you if you'll let up on this foolish subject and talk about +something interesting." + +"I will, Patty, if you'll tell me one thing. Don't you like Mr. Van +Reypen very much?" + +"Phil Van Reypen? Of course I do! I adore him,--I worship the ground +he walks on! I think he's the dearest, sweetest chap I ever knew!" + +"Would you marry him?" + +"Not on your life! Excuse my French, Mona, but you do make me tired! +NOW will you be good? We're nearly home and I had a lot of things I +wanted to ask you, and here you've been and went and gone and wasted +all our time! Foolish girl! Here we are at my house, and I thank +you, kind lady, for bringing me safely home. If you'll let your +statuesque footman see me in at my own door, I'll promise to dream +of you all night." + +The girls exchanged affectionate good-nights, and Patty ran up the +steps and Louise let her in. + +"Nobody home?" asked Patty, noting the dim lights in the rooms. + +"No, Miss Patty," answered Louise, "Mr. and Mrs. Fairfield are not +in yet." + +"Well, I'm not a bit sleepy, Louise, and I'm not going to bed now. I +shall stay in the library for awhile,--perhaps until they come +home." + +Louise took Patty's wraps and went away, and Patty wandered around +the library selecting a book to read. The girl was a light sleeper, +and she often liked to read a while before retiring. + +But after she had selected a book and arranged a cosy corner in a +big easy-chair by a reading light, she still sat idle, with her book +unopened. + +"I don't feel a bit like reading," she thought to herself; "I do +hate to come home from a party so early. Of course I could write +some letters, but I don't feel like that, either. I feel like doing +something frisky." + +She jumped up and turned on more lights. Then, chancing to see +herself in the long mirror, she bowed profoundly to the pretty +reflected figure, saying: "Good-evening, Miss Fairfield, how well +you're looking this evening. Won't you sing a little for us?" + +Then she danced into the music-room, and sitting down at the piano, +sang a gay little song. + +Then she sang another, and then looking over some old music she came +across the little song, "Beware," that she had sung over the +telephone to Kit Cameron. Naturally her thoughts turned to that +young man, whom she had almost forgotten, and she wondered if he had +met Elise yet. + +"That was quite a jolly little escapade," she said to herself; "that +young man certainly thought I was a little black-eyed beauty, and +when he does see Elise, of course he'll think she's the one. I +believe I'll call him up and mystify him a little more. It's all +right, because I've really been introduced to him, and if he doesn't +remember me, _I_ can't help it! Probably he'll be out anyway; but +I'll have a try at it." + +Returning to the library, Patty sat down at the telephone and called +up Mr. Cameron's number. + +His own gay, cheery self answered "Hello," and Patty said in a shy +little voice, "Is this you, Mr. Cameron?" + +"Bless my soul! if it isn't my fair Unknown, again!" + +"Why do you call me, fair, when you know I'm dark?" + +"Oh, fair in this case means bewitching and lovely. It doesn't stand +for tow hair and light blue eyes! and neither do I!" + +"But you said you liked blondes." + +"I used to, before I knew you." + +"But you don't know me." + +"Oh, but I do! I know you a whole heap better than lots of people +who have seen you. There's something in a telephone conversation +that discloses the real inner nature. It was dear of you to call me +up to-night. You don't know how it pleases me!" + +"Oh, I didn't do it to please you. But I'm all alone in my dungeon +tower--" + +"Wait a minute; what IS a dungeon tower?" + +"Oh, don't quibble. Anyway, I'm all alone, and I simply had to have +some one to speak to." + +"How did you know I'd be here?" + +"Be there! Why, I assumed that you sat at your telephone every +evening, waiting to see if I would call you!" + +"You little rascal! That's exactly what I have done, but I don't see +how you knew it. Are you still a captive princess?" + +"Yes; they keep me on bread and water, and not very much of that." + +"Couldn't I come and try to liberate you?" + +"No, Sir Knight. Alas, you would but be captured yourself." + +"But to be captured in such a cause, would be a glorious fate!" + +"Oh, aren't you romantic! I really wish it were the Fifteenth +Century, and you could come on a dashing charger, and rescue me with +a rope ladder! I'm simply dying for an escapade!" + +"All right; I'll be there in a few minutes!" + +"No, no! it's just five centuries too late. Now, one can only meet +people in humdrum drawing-rooms." + +"And do you think there's no romance left in the world?" + +"_I_ can't find any." Naughty Patty put a most pathetic inflection +in her voice, which touched Mr. Cameron's heart. + +"Look here, my lady," he said, "there IS romance left in this old +world, and we're IT! Now, this telephoning is all very well, but I'm +determined to meet you face to face. And that before long, too." + +"Oh, you've been making inquiries about me. You know I forbade +that." + +"No, you didn't; you only said I mustn't ask Central who telephoned. +There was surely no harm in asking my cousin who called her up the +other night. And very naturally she told me. So she's going to be +the Fairy Godmother who will bring us together by the touch of her +magic wand." + +"Oh, if you know who I am, the fun is all gone out of our escapade!" + +"Not at all; the fun is only about to begin." + +"Then Marie did tell you all about me?" And Patty's tones betokened +disappointment. + +"She didn't need to tell me much about you. She told me your name, +and the rest I want to know about you, I either know already or I +shall learn for myself." + +"If you know my name, why don't you call me by it?" And Patty had +great difficulty to stifle her laughter. + +"May I call you by your first name?" + +"Not as a regular thing, of course. But if you know it, you may use +it just once. But you can only use it to say good-night. For this +session is over now." + +"But I don't WANT to say good-night. I want to talk to you a long +time yet." + +"Alas, that may not be. It is even now time for my jailers to visit +my dungeon, and if they catch me at this foolish trick, they will +probably reduce my allowance of bread and water. And so, if you're +going to call me by name, you must do it quickly, for I'm going to +hang up this receiver, as soon as I say good-night!" + +Patty's positive tones apparently carried conviction that she would +do just as she said, for Mr. Cameron sighed deeply and responded, +"It is such a beautiful name it seems a pity to use it only once. +But I know you mean what you say, so as your liege knight, fair +lady, I obey. Good-night--Elise--" + +The name came slowly, as if the speaker wished to make the most of +it, and Patty fairly thrust the receiver back on its hook as she +burst into laughter. It surely was a joke on the young man! He had +asked Marie who was her pretty brunette friend, and Marie had +honestly thought he must mean Elise Farrington. + +Patty was still giggling when her parents came in from a concert +they had been attending. + +"What IS the matter, Patty?" asked Nan. "Why do you sit up here +alone, grinning like a Chessy cat, and giggling like a school-girl? +Were the Hepworths so funny that you can't get over it?" + +And then Patty told Nan and her father the whole story of Kit +Cameron and the telephone. + +Nan laughed in sympathy, but Mr. Fairfield looked a little dubious. + +"And I thought you a well-brought up young woman," he said,--half in +earnest and half in jest. "Do you think it's correct to telephone to +strange young men? I'm shocked! that's what I am,--SHOCKED." + +"Fiddlesticks, Fred," said Nan; "it's perfectly all right. In the +first place, the man HAS been introduced to Patty. She met him at +Miss Homer's." + +"But she telephoned BEFORE she met him," stormed Mr. Fairfield, for +Patty had told the whole story. + +"But she didn't do it purposely," said Nan, impatiently. "She got +him on the wire by mistake. She couldn't help THAT. And, anyway, +when he said he was Miss Homer's cousin, that made it all right. I +think it's a gay little joke, and I'd like to see that young man's +face when he meets Patty!" + +"I shan't meet him," said Patty, pretending to look doleful; "he +hates tow-headed girls." + +"Well, you're certainly that," said her father, looking at her with +pretended disapproval. "I have to tell you the truth once in awhile, +because everybody else flatters you until you're a spoiled baby." + +"Tow-headed, am I?" and Patty ran to her father, and rubbed her +golden curls against his own blond head. "And, if you please, where +did I inherit my tow? If I hadn't had a tow-headed father I might +have been the poppy-cheeked brunette that everybody admires. It +isn't fair for YOU to comment on MY tow-head!" + +"That's so, Pattikins; and I take it all back," for Mr. Fairfield +could never resist his pretty daughter's cajolery. "You are a pretty +little doll-faced thing, and I expect I'll have to forgive your very +reprehensible behaviour." + +"I'm NOT a doll-face," said Patty, pouting; "I shan't let you go +until you take THAT back." + +As Patty had her arms tightly round her father's neck, he considered +it the better part of valour to take back his words. "All right," he +said, "rather than be garroted,--I retract! You're a beautiful and +dignified lady, and your notions of convention and etiquette are +above reproach." + +"They're above YOUR reproaches, anyhow," returned Patty, saucily, +and then she ran away to her own room. + + + + +CHAPTER IV + +A PERFECTLY GOOD JOKE + + +Patty decided to do nothing in the matter of meeting Kit Cameron. +She dearly loved a joke, and this seemed to her a good one. But she +thought it would spoil it, if she made any move in the game herself. +So she bided her time, and it was perhaps a week later that Marie +Homer came to call on her. + +As Marie hadn't the slightest notion that Patty was the girl her +cousin had in mind, the subject was not mentioned until just before +Marie left, when she asked Patty if she would come to her home the +next week to a little musicale. + +"Not a big party," said Miss Homer, "just a dozen or so really +musical people to spend the evening. And I want you to sing, if you +will. My cousin will be there,--the one who plays the violin." + +"I thought he detested society," said Patty, her eyes twinkling a +little. + +"I don't know what's come over Kit," returned Marie, looking +perplexed. "He's been the funniest thing of late. He has some girl +in his mind--" + +"A girl!" exclaimed Patty; "I thought he scorned them." + +"Well, I can't make this out. It's awfully mysterious. I think I'll +tell you about it." + +"Do," said Patty, demurely. + +"Two or three weeks ago,--in fact, it was the day after my valentine +party,--Kit asked me which of my friends had telephoned me late the +night before. You know he lives in the apartment just above ours, +and it seems the wires were crossed or something, but he heard this +girl's voice, and now he insists he wants to meet her. I don't think +Elise Farrington has such a fascinating voice, do you?" "Elise!" +exclaimed Patty, in pretended surprise; "what has SHE to do with +it?" + +"Why," explained Marie, "Elise did call me up that night, to say she +had left her scarf. But how Kit discovered that she was a red- +cheeked brunette, is more than _I_ can understand. You can't know +that from a voice, now, can you?" + +"No," said Patty, decidedly, "you CAN'T!" + +"Well, then, a week or two went by, and I told Elise about this, but +somehow I couldn't manage to get them together. Every time Elise +came to our house, Kit would be away somewhere. But a few days ago I +did manage to have them meet." + +"Did you?" exclaimed Patty; "for gracious sake, WHAT happened?" + +Marie looked a little surprised at Patty's excited interest, but she +went on: "Oh, it was AWFULLY funny. Elise looked lovely that day. +She had just come in from skating, and her cheeks were red and her +eyes sparkled, and her furs were SO becoming! I introduced Kit, and +I could see he admired her immensely. There were several people +there, so I left these two together. They were getting on famously, +when Kit said to her, 'Are you still a Captive Princess?' + +"I didn't know what he meant, and Elise didn't either, for she +looked perfectly blank, and asked him why he said that. And Kit told +her she knew well enough why he said it, and Elise thought he must +be crazy. However, they got along all right until Kit asked me to +get Elise to sing. Now, you know Elise doesn't sing much; she has a +nice little contralto voice, but she never sings for people. But do +you know, she was perfectly willing, and she sang a little lullaby +or something like that, rather sweetly, _I_ thought. But such a +change came over Kit's manner! I don't know how to express it. He +was polite and courteous, of course; but he seemed to have lost all +interest in Elise." + +"But your cousin IS a sort of a freak, isn't he?" said Patty, who +was deeply interested in Marie's story. + +"Why, no, he isn't a freak. He's a musician, but he's an awfully +nice chap, and real sensible. He hates society as a bunch, but he +often likes an individual here and there, and when he does he can be +awfully nice and friendly. But this whole performance was so QUEER. +He wanted to meet Elise, and when he did, he admired her, I could +see that; but when she sang, the light all went out of his face, and +he looked terribly disappointed. The girl isn't a great singer, but +why in the world should he expect her to be, or care so much because +she isn't?" + +"It IS strange!" murmured Patty; "how did Elise take it?" + +"Oh, I don't think she minded much; she thinks the boy half crazy, +anyway; asking her if she was a captive princess! And, of course, he +didn't let HER see that he was disappointed in her voice. But I know +Kit so well, that I can tell the moment he loses interest in +anybody. I'm awfully fond of Kit,--we've grown up more like brother +and sister than cousins." + +"What's he like? Has he any fun in him?" + +"Well, he loves practical jokes,--that is, if they're not mean. He +couldn't do a mean or unkind thing to anybody. But he likes anything +out of the ordinary. Escapades or cutting up jinks. He and +Beatrice,--that's my younger sister,--are always playing tricks on +us, when she's at home. But it's always good-natured fun, so we +don't mind. Oh, Kit's a dear; but you never can tell whether he's +going to like people or not. He likes so very few." + +"But he liked Elise?" + +"Oh, yes; in a general way. But, for some reason I can't make out, +he was terribly disappointed in her." + +"And he's going to play at your musicale?" + +"Yes; and I want you to sing. We have two or three other musicians, +and it will really be rather worth while." + +Patty hesitated. If she went to this party, and met Kit, all the +mystery of her little romance with him would be ended. He would be +more disappointed in her than he had been in Elise, for at least she +conformed to his favourite type of beauty, and Patty was quite the +reverse. She could sing, to be sure, but probably her voice would +not charm him, when robbed of the glamour lent by the telephone. + +"Oh, DO say yes," Marie urged; "it will be a nice party, and if I've +left out any people you specially want, I'll invite them." + +But Marie's list included all of Patty's set, and as she rather +wanted to go, she finally decided to say yes. + +"Good for you!" exclaimed Marie; "now I know the party will be a +success!" + +"You always say that to me," said Patty, laughing. "_I_ don't make +parties a success." + +"Yes, you do," said Marie, in a tone of firm conviction; "you're so +nice, and pretty, and smiling, and always seem to have such a good +time, that it makes everybody else have a good time." + +"What do you want me to sing?" + +"I don't care at all. Make your own selections. I like you best, I +think, in some of those sweet, simple ballads." + +"I rarely sing anything but ballads or simple music," said Patty, +"my voice isn't strong enough for operatic soaring." + +"Well, sing what you like, Patty, if you only come," and Marie went +away, greatly elated at having secured Patty's consent to sing at +her musicale. + +Patty at once went to the piano, and began to look over her music. +She smiled as she came across "Beware," but she concluded that would +not do for a regular program, though she might use it as an encore. + +She made her selections with care, as she honestly wanted to do +credit to Marie's musicale, and then, taking several pieces of +music, she ran up to Nan's room to ask her final judgment in the +matter. + +"You'll have a lot of fun out of this, Patty," said Nan, laughing, +as she heard the whole story. "When is it to be?" + +"Friday night. Do you know, Nan, I'd like to play a joke on that +boy, between now and then." + +"I think you are playing a joke on him,--and, besides, he isn't a +boy." + +"No; Marie says he's about twenty-four. He's a civil engineer, +besides being a musician. But, anyway, I've got him guessing. I'm +glad Elise didn't take it to heart, that she wasn't the right girl,- +-but Marie says Elise thinks he's a freak, anyway. And, too, I +believe he's not very nice to girls as a rule, so of course Elise +won't want him. Oh, _I_'M the only girl in the world for him!" + +Patty pirouetted about the room on the tips of her toes, waving a +sheet of music in either hand. + +"What a silly you are, Patty, with your foolishness!" + +Patty dropped on one knee at her stepmother's side, and clasping her +hands, looked up beseechingly into the smiling face over her. + +"But you love silly, foolish little girls, don't you, Nancy Nan?" + +"Yes, when they're you," and Nan patted the shining head at her +knee. + +"Well, very few of them ARE me!" + +"Thank goodness for that! I don't know what I'd do if you were a +half a dozen!" + +"You'd have just six times as much fun in your life!" and Patty +jumped up and began to sing the songs she had brought. + +Then together they decided on the ones she should sing at the +musicale. + +Although Patty's voice was not very strong, it was sweet and true +and had been carefully cultivated. She sang with much charm, and her +music always gave pleasure. She never attempted anything beyond her +powers, and so her songs, while selected with good taste, were not +pretentious. + +That evening, while Patty was fluttering around her room, pretending +to get ready for bed, but really dawdling, she was moved to +telephone once again to the young man who was fond of jokes. + +"It's you, is it?" he almost growled, in response to her call. + +"Yes," said Patty, in a meek little voice; "shall I go away?" + +"Great jumping cows! NO! Don't go away, stay right where you are!" + +"But I'm going away for ever," said Patty, moved by a dramatic +impulse; "my captors have found out that I'm holding communication +with you, and they're going to take me away to another castle, and +imprison me there." + +"Stop your fooling; I want to know who you are, and I want to know +it quick! Do you hear THAT?" + +"Yes, I hear," returned Patty, saucily, "but I don't have to answer! +And if you talk to me like that, I shall hang up this receiver." + +"I won't talk like that any more. But, do you know, I thought I had +found you, and you turned out to be somebody else." + +"But I can't be anybody else. I'm only myself." + +"Be serious a minute, won't you? I went to my cousin's and met a +beautiful, poppy-cheeked princess; but she wasn't you." + +"How do you know she wasn't?" + +"Because she couldn't sing a LITTLE bit! And you can." + +"I can sing a LITTLE bit! Oh, thank you!" + +"Now, I want to ask you something. You know my cousin, don't you?" + +"Have you sisters and cousins, whom you reckon up by dozens?" + +"It doesn't matter if I have. I mean my cousin, Marie Homer, to whom +you telephoned, or tried to, on the fourteenth of February. But you +got me, instead, and that means we're each other's valentine. See?" + +"No, I don't see at all. I only like pretty valentines." + +"Oh, I'm as pretty as a picture! That part is all right. Now, I've +tried my best to find out who you are, from Marie. But either she +can't or won't tell. But I've found out one thing, for certain. +You're NOT Miss Farrington." + +"No, I'm not; but I never said I was." + +"I know you didn't, but you told me you were a pretty brunette, with +poppy cheeks,--and Miss Farrington is that." + +"Did I tell you I was PRETTY? Oh, I'm SURE I didn't!" + +"You didn't have to. I know that myself. Now, if you'll keep still a +minute, _I_'D like to speak." + +"If I can't talk, I may as well hang up this receiver, for I'm sure +I don't want to sit here and listen to you." + +"Chatterbox! Now, listen; Marie is having a musicale next Friday +night, and I want you to come." + +"Without an invitation!" Patty's voice sounded horrified. + +"Yes;" impatiently. "Marie would invite you fast enough if she knew +who you were." + +"Perhaps she HAS invited me." + +"No, she hasn't; I saw her list. It's a small party, not more than +twenty. And I asked her about each one, and not one of the ladies +seemed to correspond to your description." + +"Who's going to sing?" asked Patty, calmly. + +"Only two ladies; a Miss Curtiss and a Miss Fairfield." + +"Perhaps I'm one of those." + +"No; I asked Marie, and she says Miss Fairfield is a pretty little +blonde, and Miss Curtiss is a tall, brown-haired young woman." + +"Don't you know either of these ladies?" + +"No; that is, I've never seen Miss Curtiss, but Marie says I met +Miss Fairfield one day, for a moment." + +"Don't you remember her?" + +"Hardly; she seemed an insignificant little thing." + +"Pretty?" + +"How do I know! She was all wrapped up in motor togs, and acted like +a gawky schoolgirl." + +"She did! Why, _I_ know that Fairfield girl, and she isn't gawky a +bit! She's a fascinating blonde." + +"No blonde can fascinate ME! MY girl is a poppy-cheeked brunette, +and I'm going to catch her before long. Ah, DO come to Marie's +party,--won't you?" + +"I've never yet gone where I wasn't invited, and I don't propose to +begin now. But if you can get Marie to invite me, I'll go." + +"Don't be so cruel! I can't do more than I have in the matter. I've +teased Marie to death over this thing, and she can't think who you +can be, unless you're a Miss Galbraith. You're not, are you?" + +"Gracious, no! I'm not Mona Galbraith!" + +"I knew you weren't; Marie says SHE can't sing. Oh, dear, you're a +perfect torment! Pretty princess,--pretty Princess Poppy-cheek, +WON'T you take pity on your humble slave and adorer, and tell me +your name?" + +"No; but I'll tell you what I will do. I'll send you my photograph." + +"Oh, you heavenly angel! You dear, beautiful princess! When will you +send it? Don't wait for the morning; call a messenger, and send it +to-night!" + +"I'll do nothing of the sort. I'll send it to-morrow morning,--by +messenger, if you like,--and if you'll promise not to ask the +messenger who sent it." + +"I'll promise that if you so ordain. I guess I can play cricket!" + +"All right then; now listen, yourself. I shall send you three +pictures. You pick out the one you think I am, and take it to Marie, +and if you are right, she'll invite me. She knows me well enough, +but she can't recognise me from your description." + +"I don't think it's fair for you to play that way; but I'm dead sure +I can pick out your picture from the three." + +"All right then; good-night!" And Patty hung up the receiver with a +snap. + +Then she lay back in her big chair and indulged in a series of +giggles. + +"Sam Weller says," she said, to herself, "that the great art of +letter writing is to break off suddenly and make 'em wish they was +more,--and I expect that applies equally well to telephoning." + +And she was quite right, for the impatient young man at the other +end of the wire was chagrined indeed when the connection was cut +off. He was too honourable to use any forbidden means of discovering +Patty's identity, and so would not ask to see any telephone records, +and was quite willing to promise not to quiz a messenger boy. And +so, he could do nothing but wait impatiently for the promised +photograph. + +Meanwhile Miss Patricia Fairfield was looking over her portrait +collection to see what ones to send. She had a box full of old +photographs, but she wanted to select just the right ones. + +But at last she tumbled them all on the table in a heap, and wisely +decided to leave the decision till morning. + +And so it happened, that when Nan came to Patty's room next morning, +as she often did, she found that coquettish damsel, sitting up in +bed, wrapped in a blue silk nightingale, and with a flower-decked +lace cap somewhat askew on her tumbled curls. + +Her breakfast tray sat untouched on its little stand, while on the +counterpane were spread out some twoscore portraits of more or less +beautiful maidens. + +"What ARE you doing?" said Nan; "playing photograph solitaire?" + +"I'm playing a game of photographs," said Patty, raising a pair of +solemn blue eyes to Nan, "but it isn't exactly solitaire." + +"You needn't tell ME! You're cutting up some trick with that new man +of yours." And Nan deliberately brushed away some pictures, and sat +down on the side of the bed. + +"You're a wizard!" and Patty gazed at her stepmother. "You could +have made your fortune, Nan, as a clairvoyant, telling people what +they knew already! But since you're here, DO help me out." And Patty +told Nan the scheme of the three photographs. + +Now, Nan was only six years older than Patty herself, and she +entered into the joke with almost as much enthusiasm as the younger +girl. + +"Shall you send one of your own, really?" she inquired. + +"No; I think not. But I want to get three different types, just to +fool him." + +After much consideration the two conspirators selected a picture of +a dark-eyed actress, who was pretty, but of rather flashy effects. +Next they chose a picture of an intellectual young woman, with no +pretension to beauty or style, and whose tightly drawn black hair +and stiff white collar proclaimed a high brow. It was a picture of +one of the girls in Patty's class, who had been noted for her +intellect and her lack of a sense of humour. + +"He'll know that isn't you, Patty," said Nan, objecting. + +"No," said Patty, sapiently; "he's pretty clever, that young man, +and probably he'll think I'm just that sort. Now for the third, +Nancy." + +It took a long time to select a third one, for Nan was in favour of +a pretty girl, while Patty thought it would be more fun to send a +plain one. + +At last they agreed on a picture of another of Patty's school +friends, who was of the willowy, die-away kind. She was a blonde, +but of a pale, ashen-haired variety, not at all like Patty's Dresden +china type. The pose was aesthetic, and the girl looked soulful and +languishing. + +"Just the thing!" cried Patty. "If he thinks I look like THAT, I'll +never speak to him again!" + +And so, amid great glee, the three pictures were made into a neat +parcel, and addressed to Mr. Christopher Cameron. + +"Now, for goodness' sake, Patty, eat your breakfast! Your chocolate +is stone cold. I'll go down and call a messenger and despatch this +precious bundle of beauty to its destination." + +"All right," returned Patty, and, with a feeling of having +successfully accomplished her task, she turned her attention to her +breakfast tray. + + + + +CHAPTER V + +THREE PICTURES + + +It was Tuesday morning that Patty had sent the pictures, and that +same evening she was invited to dine and go to the opera with Mrs. +Van Reypen. + +Patty was a great favourite with the aristocratic old lady, and was +frequently asked to the Van Reypen home. It is needless to say that +Mrs. Van Reypen's nephew, Philip, usually managed to be present at +any of his aunt's affairs that were graced by Patty's presence. And, +indeed, it was an open secret that Mrs. Van Reypen would be greatly +pleased if Patty would smile on the suit of her favourite and +beloved nephew. + +But Patty's smiles were uncertain. Sometimes it would suit her +caprice to smile on Philip, and again she would positively snub him +to such an extent that the young man was disgruntled for days at a +time. + +"But," as Patty remarked to herself, "if I'm nice to him, he takes +too much for granted. So I have to discipline him to keep him where +he belongs." + +The dinner at the Van Reypen mansion was, as always, long and +elaborate, and perhaps a trifle dull. + +Mrs. Van Reypen's affection for Patty was of a selfish sort, and it +never occurred to her to invite guests of Patty's age, or who could +be entertaining to the girl. + +And so to-night the other guests were an elderly couple by the name +of Bellamy and a rather stupid, middle-aged bachelor,--Mr. Crosby. +These with the two Van Reypens and Patty made up the whole party. + +Patty found herself assigned to walk out to dinner with Mr. Crosby, +but, as Philip sat on her other side, she had no fear of being too +greatly bored. + +But to her surprise the elderly bachelor turned out to be +exceedingly interesting. He had travelled a great deal, and talked +well about his experiences, and it was soon discovered that he and +Patty had mutual friends in Paris, where Patty had spent the winter +several years before. + +"I do love to hear you talk," Patty declared, ingenuously, after Mr. +Crosby had given her a thrilling and picturesque description of an +incident in his trip to the Orient. + +"Oh, thank you," Mr. Crosby returned, a little bewildered by this +outright compliment, for he was unaccustomed to talking to young +girls. + +"But, you see," Patty went on, "I mustn't monopolise you. You know, +it's etiquette to talk fifteen minutes to your neighbour on one side +and then turn to your neighbour on the other." + +"Bless my soul! you're quite right,--quite right!" and Mr. Crosby +stared at Patty over his glasses. "How do you know so much, and you +such a young thing?" + +"Oh, I'm out," returned Patty, smiling, "and of course, when a girl +comes out, she has to learn the rules of the game." + +So Mr. Crosby turned to talk to the lady on his other side, and +Patty turned to Philip, who looked a trifle sulky. + +"Thought you were going to talk to that chap all evening," he +growled, under his breath. + +"I should like to," said Patty, sweetly, "he's SO interesting. But I +can't monopolise him, you know. As I don't want to talk to a growly +bear, I think, if you'll excuse me from polite conversation, I'll +meditate for awhile." + +"Meditate on your sins; it'll do you good!" + +Patty opened her blue eyes wide and stared at the speaker. "Why," +she said, "to meditate, one must have something to meditate on!" + +"And you think you haven't any sins! Oh, would some power the giftie +gi'e us!" + +"To see ourselves as ithers see us," Patty completed the rhyme. "But +you see, Philip, as I don't see any sins in myself, I can't meditate +on the sins that ithers see in me, if I don't know what they are." + +"Well, I'll tell you a big, black one! You simply ignored me for +half an hour, while you jabbered to that duffer on the other side! +Now meditate on THAT!" + +Patty obediently cast down her eyes, and assumed a mournful +expression. She continued to sit thus without speaking; until Philip +exclaimed: + +"Patty, you little goose, stop your nonsense! What's the matter with +you to-night, anyway?" + +"Honestly, Philip," said Patty, very low, "your aunt's parties +always make me want to giggle. They're heavenly parties, and I +simply ADORE to be at them, but her friends are so--well, so aged, +you know, and they seem to--well, to be so interested in their +dinner." + +"_I_'m my aunt's guest, and _I_'m not a bit interested in my +dinner." + +"Well, you may as well be, for I'm going to talk to Mr. Crosby now." + +Seeing that Mr. Crosby's attention was unclaimed for the moment, +Patty turned to him, saying, with great animation: "Oh, Mr. Crosby, +MAY I ask you something? I'm AWFULLY ignorant, you know, and you're +so wise." + +"Yes, yes, what is it?" And the great Oriental scholar looked +benignly at her over his glasses. + +Now naughty Patty hadn't any question to ask, and she had only +turned to her neighbour to tease Philip, so she floundered a little +as she tried to think of some intelligent enquiry. + +"What is it. Miss Fairfield?" prompted Mr. Crosby. + +Patty cast a fleeting glance toward Philip, as if appealing for +help, and that young man, though engaged in a desultory +conversation, whispered under his breath, "Ask him about the +Aztecs." + +"Oh, yes, Mr. Crosby," said Patty, "it's about the--the Aztecs,--you +know." + +"Ah, yes, the Aztecs,--a most interesting race, MOST interesting, +indeed. And what do you want to know about them, Miss Fairfield?" + +Patty was tempted to say ALL about them, for her knowledge of the +ancient people was practically nothing. + +"Did they--did they--" + +"Eat snails," said Philip, in a whisper. + +"Did they eat snails, Mr. Crosby?" And Patty's big blue eyes were +innocent of anything, save an intense desire to know about the Aztec +diet. + +"Snails?--snails?--well, bless my soul! I don't believe I know. +Important, too,--most important. I'll look it up, and let you know. +Snails--queer I DON'T know. I made a study of the Aztecs, and they +are most interesting,--but as to snails--" + +Apparently Mr. Crosby's mind was wrestling with the question. + +"He's gone 'way back and sat down with the Aztecs," Philip murmured +to Patty, "so you ask questions of me." + +"You don't know anything that I want to know." + +"Then _I_'ll ask a question of YOU." + +Philip's voice was full of meaning, so Patty said hastily: "No, no; +it isn't polite to ask questions in society; one should make +observations." + +"All right, observe me. That's what I'm here for. Observe me early +and often, and I'll be only too well pleased." + +"But that isn't what _I_'m here for. Your aunt invited me to be a +pleasant dinner guest and so I have to make myself entertaining to +my Aztec friend." + +And then Patty turned again to Mr. Crosby, and by a few skilful +hints she soon had him started on another description of his +travelling experiences, and this time it proved so thrilling that +all at the table were glad to listen to it. + +After dinner the whole party went to the opera and occupied Mrs. Van +Reypen's box. + +Patty was passionately fond of music, and never talked during a +performance. Between the acts, she was a smiling chatterbox, but +while the curtain was up, she behaved in most exemplary fashion. +Mrs. Van Reypen knew this, or she would not have asked her, for that +lady was old-fashioned in her ways, and had no patience with people +who chattered while the great singers were pouring forth their +marvellous notes. + +[Illustration: After dinner the whole party went to the opera] + +When the final curtain fell, Mrs. Van Reypen invited her guests to +return to her house for supper, but Patty declined. + +"Very well, my dear," said her hostess, "I think, myself, you're too +young to be out any later than this. We will set you down at your +own door, and you must hop right into bed and get your beauty sleep. +Young things like you can't stay young unless you take good care of +your pinky cheeks." + +"But I don't want Patty to go home," Philip grumbled, to his aunt. + +"Your wishes are not consulted, my boy; this is my party. You're +merely my guest, and, if you don't behave yourself, you won't get +invited again." + +"That scares me dreadfully," and Philip lightly pinched his aunt's +cheek. "I will be good, so I'll be asked again." + +The big limousine stopped at Patty's door, and Philip escorted her +up the steps. + +"I think you might have come to supper," he said, reproachfully, as +he touched the bell. + +"It's too late," said Patty, decidedly; "and, besides, I have other +plans for the rest of the evening." + +And with this enigmatical announcement Philip was forced to be +content, for Patty said good-night and vanished through the doorway. + +"And, indeed, I HAVE other plans," Patty said, to herself. "I'm +simply consumed with curiosity to know which of those three beauties +that ridiculous Kit man likes the best. I'm going to call him up and +see. I wish he could call me up,--it would suit me far better. But I +suppose nobody can call anybody else up if nobody knows anybody +else's name." + +"Do you want any supper, Miss Patty?" asked Louise, as she unhooked +Patty's frock. + +"No, thank you, I'm not a bit hungry. You might bring me a cup of +milk and a biscuit, and then give me a kimono. I'm not going to bed +just yet." + +So Louise arranged everything just as Patty wanted it, and finally +went away. + +"May as well be comfortable," said Patty, as she tucked herself into +a favourite big chair, with the telephone on a little stand beside +her. "I suppose I'll run up a fine bill for extra time, but, after +all, it's less extravagant than a good many other things. Wonder how +much they charge for overtime. I must ask Daddy." + +With a smile of anticipation Patty picked up the telephone. + +"Hello!" said Mr. Cameron's eager voice. "I thought you'd never +come. I've been waiting since ten." + +"I've been to the opera," said Patty, nonchalantly. "And you've NO +reason to sit and wait for me! I'm not a dead certainty, like the +sunrise or the postman." + +"You're more welcome than either." + +"Now that's a real pretty speech. Are you a poet?" + +"Only to you." + +"Did you get the pictures?" Patty was unable longer to restrain her +impatience. + +"Of course I got the pictures. I knew yours at once! You needn't +think you can fool ME." + +"Which was mine? The girl with the black curls?" + +"Mercy, no! I know you're not THAT type. She looks like an actress, +and hasn't a brain in her silly head. And you're not that +lackadaisical lily-like one, either. Oh, I know YOU! You're that +delightful, sensible, really brainy girl with the smooth black +hair." + +"Oh, I AM, am I?" + +"Yes; and I'm SO glad you're not a rattle-pated beauty! What's a +pretty face compared to real mind and intellect!" + +Patty was furious. She didn't aspire to nor desire this great mind +and intellect, and she was quite satisfied with the amount of brains +in her pretty, curly head. + +"I don't think much of your taste!" she exclaimed. + +"Why! you don't want me to be disappointed because you're not +pretty, do you?" + +"But I AM pretty." + +"Yes; as I said, the beauty of deep thought and education shines +from your clear eyes. That is far better than dimples and curls." + +Patty shook her curls at the telephone and her dimples came and went +with her varying emotions. + +"Why, I shouldn't like you half as well if you were pretty," Mr. +Cameron went on. "The only things I consider worth while are +seriousness and scholarship. These you have in abundance, as I can +see at once from your picture." + +"And how do you like the way I dress?" + +"It suits your type exactly. That large black-and-white check +denotes a mind far above the frivolities of fashion, and that stiff +white collar, to my mind, indicates a high order of mentality." + +"I think you're perfectly horrid!" And this exclamation seemed wrung +from the depths of Patty's soul. + +A ringing laugh answered her--a laugh so hearty and so full of +absolute enjoyment that Patty listened in astonishment. + +"Poor little Princess Poppycheek! It's a shame to tease her! WAS she +maligned by a bad, horrid man that she doesn't even know? There, +Little Girl, don't cry! I know perfectly well that stiff old +schoolmarm isn't you! Now, will you tell me who you are, and what +you really look like?" + +Patty had to think quickly. She had supposed that Cameron meant what +he said, but after all he was fooling her. And she had thought she +fooled him! + +"Which is me, then?" she said, in a small, low voice. + +"None of 'ern! You goosie! To think you could fool ME. In the first +place, I knew you wouldn't send your own photograph; and when I saw +those three charming specimens, in out-of-date clothes, I knew you +had ransacked your album to find them. However, I took the whole +bunch down to Marie, and she vowed she had never laid eyes on one of +them before. So there, now!" + +"Then we're just back where we started from," said Patty, +cheerfully. + +"Yes; but, if you'll come to the musicale on Friday night, we can +make great progress in a short time." + +"I told you I'd go, if you would persuade Marie to invite me." + +"Nonsense! I believe she HAS invited you. I believe you're Miss +Curtiss. SHE has dark hair." + +"Why not that other singer, Miss Fairfield?" + +"Oh, Marie says she's a blonde. The 'raving beauty' sort. I detest +that kind. I know she's vain." + +"Yes, she is. I hate to speak against another girl, but I know that +Patty Fairfield, and she IS vain." + +"Well, never mind about Patty Fairfield She doesn't interest me a +bit. But what about you? Will you come to the party? Oh, DO-ee, DO- +ee,--now,--as my old Scotch nurse used to say. Come to your waiting +knight!" + +Kit's voice was very wheedlesome, and Patty was moved to encourage +him a little. + +"Do you know,--I almost think--that maybe--possibly--perhaps, I WILL +go." + +"Really? Oh, Poppycheek, I'm SO glad! I do want to see My Girl!" + +"YOUR girl, indeed!" + +"Yes; mine by right of discovery." + +"But you haven't discovered me yet." + +"But I will,--on Friday night. You'll TRULY come, WON'T you?" + +"Honest, I've never been where I wasn't invited--" + +"But this is different----" + +"Yes,--it IS different----" + +"Oh, then you will come! Goody, GOODY! I'm so glad!" + +"Don't break the telephone with your gladness! Suppose I DO come, +how will you know me? How will you know that it is I?" + +"Oh, I'll know! 'I shall know it, I shall feel it, something subtle +will reveal it, for a glory round thee hovers that will lighten up +the gloom.'" + +"Oh, you ARE a poet." + +"I am a poet, but I didn't write that. However, it was only because +the other fellow got ahead of me." + +"Who was he? Who wrote it?" + +"I'll tell you Friday night. Come early, won't you?" "No; I always +get to a party late." + +"Don't be too late. I want to play to you. And will you sing?" + +"Mercy, gracious! I might go to a party without being invited, but I +can't SING without being asked. You tell Marie I'm coming, will +you?" + +"You bet I will. What shall you wear?" + +"What's your favourite colour?" + +"Red." + +"Red is becoming to brunettes; but I haven't any red evening gown. +How about yellow?" + +"All right, wear yellow. I shall adore you in any colour." + +"Well; perhaps I'll come, and perhaps I won't. Good-night." + +Patty hung up the receiver with a sudden click, and Mr. Kit Cameron +was left very much in doubt as to whether the whole thing was a joke +or not. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + +PRINCESS POPPYCHEEK + + +On the night of the musicale at Marie Homer's, her talented cousin +arrived long before any guests were expected. + +"I couldn't wait, Aunt Frances," he said, as Mrs. Homer greeted him. +"I'm so impatient to see My Girl." + +Kit had told the Homers of the telephone conversations, because he +was so anxious to find out his lady's name. Of course, he had not +told all they said, and from his incoherent ravings about a black- +haired beauty Marie never guessed he could mean Patty. + +"You're a foolish boy, Kit," said his Aunt. + +"I don't believe that girl is any one we know, but is some +mischievous hoyden who is leading you a dance. You won't see her to- +night,--if you ever do." + +"Then I shall think up the easiest death possible, and die it," +declared Kit, cheerfully. "Why, you know, Aunt Frances, I never took +any interest in a girl before, except of course Marie and Bee, but +this girl is so different from everybody else in the world. Her +voice is like a chime of silver bells,--and her laugh----" + +"There, there, Kit, I haven't time to listen to your rhapsodies! +You're here altogether too early, and you'll have to excuse me, for +I have some household matters to look after. Marie isn't quite +dressed yet, so you'll have to amuse yourself for awhile. Play some +sentimental music on your violin, if that fits your mood." + +With a kindly smile at her nephew, Mrs. Homer bustled away, and Kit +was left alone in the music-room. + +He played some soft, low music for a time, and then Marie came in. + +"You're an old goose, Kit," she remarked, affectionately, "to think +that mysterious girl of yours will be here to-night. There isn't +anybody who knows me well enough to come without an invitation, that +I haven't already invited. I've added to my list of invitations +until it now numbers about thirty, and that's all the really musical +friends I have. If this girl of yours sings as well as you say, +she's probably a soubrette or a chorus girl." + +"Nothing of the sort!" Kit exclaimed. "She's the sweetest, +daintiest, refinedest, culturedest little thing you ever saw!" + +"How do you know? You haven't seen her." + +"No, but I've talked with her. I guess I know." And Kit turned +decidedly sulky, for he began to think it WAS rather doubtful about +his seeing his girl that evening. + +And then the guests began to arrive, and Mr. Kit put on a smiling +face and made himself agreeable to his cousin's friends. + +Patty came among the latest arrivals. She looked her prettiest in a +filmy gown of pale-blue chiffon, with touches of silver embroidery. +An ornament in her hair was of silver filigree, with a wisp of pale- +blue feather, and her cheeks were a little pinker than usual. + +Kit glanced at her as she came in, and, though he noticed that she +was an extremely pretty girl, he immediately glanced away again and +continued his watch for the black-eyed girl he expected. The room +was well filled by this time, and Patty took a seat near the front, +where sat a group of her intimate friends. They greeted her gaily, +and Kit, on the other side of the room, paid no attention to them. + +The programme began with a duet by Kit on his violin, and his Cousin +Marie at the piano. + +The man was really a virtuoso, and his beautiful playing held the +audience spellbound. Patty watched him, enthralled with his music, +and admiring, too, his generally worth-while appearance. + +"He does look awfully jolly," she thought, to herself, "and it's +plain to be seen he has brains. I wonder if he will be terribly +disappointed in me, after all. I've a notion to run away." + +For the first time in her life Patty felt shy about singing. Usually +she had no trace of self-consciousness, but to-night she experienced +a feeling of embarrassment she had never known before. She realized +this, and scolded herself roundly for it. "You idiot!" she observed, +mentally, to her own soul; "if you want to make a good impression, +you'd better stop feeling like a simpleton. Now brace up, and do the +best you can, and behave yourself!" + +Miss Curtiss sang before Patty did. She was a sweet-faced young +woman, with a beautiful and well-trained contralto voice. Patty cast +a furtive glance at Kit Cameron, and found that he was looking +intently at the singer. She knew perfectly well he was wondering +whether this might be the girl of the telephone conversations, and +she saw, too, that he decided in the negative, for he shook his head +slightly, but with conviction. + +Suddenly the humour of the whole situation struck Patty. The +incident was not serious, but humorous, and as soon as she realised +this her shyness disappeared, and the spirit of mischief once again +took possession of her. She knew now she would do herself credit +when she sang, and when her turn came she rose and walked slowly and +gracefully to the platform which had been temporarily placed for the +musicians. + +Marie was to play her accompaniment, and Patty had expected to sing +first a somewhat elaborate aria, using "Beware" as an encore. + +But as she reached the platform, and as she noticed Kit Cameron's +face, its expression politely interested, but in no wise +enthusiastic, she suddenly changed her mind. She put the music of +"Beware" on the piano rack, and murmured to Marie, "This one first." + +Marie looked puzzled, but of course she couldn't say anything as +Patty stood waiting to begin. + +For some reason Patty was always at her prettiest when she sang. She +thoroughly enjoyed singing, and she enjoyed the evident pleasure it +gave to others. She stood gracefully, her hands lightly clasped +before her, and the added excitement of this particular occasion +gave a flush to her cheek and a sparkle to her blue eyes that made +her positively bewitching. + +And then she sang the foolish little song, "Beware," just as she had +sung it over the telephone, coquettishly, but without artificiality +or forced effect. + +She scarcely dared look at Kit Cameron. A fleeting glance showed her +that he was probably at that moment the most nonplussed young man in +existence. + +She looked away quickly, lest her voice should falter from +amusement. + +Luckily, all the audience were regarding Patty attentively, and had +no eyes for the astonished face of Kit Cameron. He had taken no +special interest in the blonde singer, but when her first notes, +rang out he started in surprise. As the voice continued he knew at +once it was the same voice he had heard over the telephone, but he +couldn't reconcile the facts. He caught the fleeting glance she gave +him, he saw the roguish smile in her eyes, and he was forced to +believe that this girl was his dark-eyed unknown. + +"The little rascal!" he said, to himself. "The scamp! the rogue! How +she has tricked me! To think she was Patty Fairfield all the time! +No wonder Marie didn't know whom I was talking about! Well!" + +As the song finished no one applauded more enthusiastically than Kit +Cameron. + +But Patty would not look toward him, and proceeded to sing as an +encore the aria she had intended to sing first. + +She was in her best voice, and she sang this beautifully, and, if +the audience was surprised at the unusual order of the selections, +they were unstinted in their applause. + +Leaving the stage, instead of returning to her seat, Patty stepped +back into the next room, which was the library. + +Cameron was there to receive her. He had felt sure she would not +return to the audience immediately, and he took the chance. + +He held out both hands and Patty laid her hands in his. + +"Captive Princess," he murmured. + +"My Knight!" Patty whispered, and flashed a smile at him. + +"Can you EVER forgive the things I said?" he asked, earnestly, as he +led her across the room and they sat down on a divan. + +"There's nothing to forgive," she said, smiling; "you detest +blondes, I know, but I'm thinking seriously of dyeing my hair +black." + +"Don't! that would be a sacrilege! And you MUST remember that I told +you I always adored blondes, until you told me you were brunette." + +"But I didn't," said Patty, laughing. "Somehow you got the notion +that I was dark, and I didn't correct it. Are you TERRIBLY +disappointed in me?" + +Naughty Patty raised her heavenly blue eyes and looked so like a +fair, sweet flower that Kit exclaimed: + +"Disappointed! You are an angel, straight from heaven!" + +"Nonsense! If you talk like that, I shall run away." + +"Don't run away! I'll talk any way you like, but now that I have +found you I shall keep you. But I am still in depths of self- +abasement. Didn't I say most unkind things about Miss Fairfield?" + +"No unkinder than I did. We both jumped on her, and said she was +vain and horrid." + +"_I_ never said such dreadful things! I'm sure I didn't. But, if I +did, I shall spend the rest of my life making up for it. And I +called you Poppycheek!" + +Cameron looked at Patty's cheeks in such utter dismay that she +laughed outright. + +"But you know," she said, "there are pink poppies as well as +scarlet. Incidentally there are white and there are saffron yellow." + +"So there are," said Cameron, delightedly. "How you DO help a fellow +out! Well, yours are just the colour of a soft, dainty pink poppy +that is touched by the sunlight and kissed by a summer breeze." + +"I knew you were a poet," said Patty, smiling, "but I don't allow +even a summer breeze to kiss my cheeks." + +"I should hope not! A summer breeze is altogether too promiscuous +with its kisses. I hope you don't allow any kisses, except those of +your own particular swansdown powder puff." + +"Of course I don't!" laughed Patty, and then she blushed furiously +as she suddenly remembered how Farnsworth had kissed both her cheeks +the night of Christine's wedding. + +"I see you're blushing at a memory," said Cameron, coolly; "I +suppose the powder puff was too audacious." + +"Yes, that's it," said Patty, her liking for this young man +increased by the pleasantry of his light banter. "And now we must +return to the music-room. I came here a moment to catch my breath +after singing; but how did you happen to be here?" + +"I knew you'd come here; ostensibly, of course, to catch your +breath, but really because you knew I'd be here." + +"You wretch!" cried Patty. "How dare you say such things! I never +dreamed you'd be here; if I had, I shouldn't have come." + +"Of course you wouldn't, you little coquette! It's your nature to be +perverse and capricious. But your sweet good-humour won't let you +carry those other traits too far. Oh, I know you, My Girl!" + +"I object to that phrase from you," Patty said, coldly, "and I must +ask you not to use it again." + +"But you ARE my girl, by right of discovery. By the way, you're not +anybody else's girl, are you?" + +"Just what do you mean by that?" + +"Well, in other words, then, are you engaged, betrothed, plighted, +promised, bespoke----" + +Patty burst out laughing. "I'm not any of those things," she said, +"but, if ever I am, I shall be bespoke. I think that's the loveliest +word! Fancy being anybody's Bespoke!" + +"Of course, it's up to me to give you an immediate opportunity," +said Cameron, sighing. "But somehow I don't quite dare bespeak you +on such short acquaintance." + +"Faint heart----" + +"Oh, it isn't that! I'm brave enough. But I'm an awfully punctilious +man. If I were going to bespeak you, now, I should think it my duty +to go first to your father and correctly ask his permission to pay +my addresses to his daughter." + +"Good gracious! How do you pay addresses? I never had an address +paid to me in my life." + +"Shall I show you how?" And Cameron jumped up and fell on one knee +before Patty, with a comical expression of a make-believe love-sick +swain. + +Patty dearly loved fooling, and she smiled back at him roguishly, +and just at that moment Philip Van Reypen came into the room. + +In the dim half-light he descried Patty on the divan and Cameron +kneeling before her, and, as Mr. Van Reypen was blessed with a quick +temper, he felt a sudden desire to choke the talented Mr. Cameron. + +"Patty!" Philip exclaimed, angrily. + +"Yes, Philip," said Patty, in a voice of sweet humility. + +"Come with me," was the stern command. + +"Yes, Philip," and Patty arose and walked away with Van Reypen, +leaving Kit Cameron still on his knee. + +"Well, I'll be hammered!" that gentleman remarked, as he rose slowly +and deliberately dusted off his knee with his handkerchief; "that +girl is a wonder! She's full of the dickens, but she's as sweet as a +peach. I always did like blondes best, whether she believes it or +not. But if I hadn't, I should now. There's only one girl in the +world for me. I wonder if she is mixed up with that Van Reypen chap. +He had a most proprietary manner, but all the same, that little +witch is quite capable of scooting off like that, just to tease me. +Oh, I'll play her own game and meet her on her own ground. Little +Poppycheek!" With a nonchalant air, Mr. Cameron sauntered back to +the music-room, and seated himself beside Miss Curtiss, with whom he +struck up an animated conversation, not so much as glancing at +Patty. + +Patty observed this from the corner of her eye, and she nodded her +head in approval. + +"He's worth knowing," she thought; "I'll have a lot of fun with +him." + +The programme was almost over, but Kit was to play once again. With +Marie, he played a fine selection, and then, as he was tumultuously +encored, he went back to the platform alone. Without accompaniment +he played the little song, "Beware," that Patty had sung, and, +improvising, he made a fantasia of the air. He was clever as well as +skilled, and he turned the simple little melody into thrilling, +rollicking music with trills and roulades until the original theme +was almost lost sight of, only to crop up again with new intensity. + +Patty listened, enthralled. She loved this sort of thing, and she +knew he was playing to her and for her. The strains would be now +softly romantic, now grandly triumphant, but ever recurring to the +main motive, until one seemed fairly to see the fickle maiden of the +song. + +When it was ended, the room rang with applause. Cameron bowed +simply, and laying aside his violin, went straight to Patty and sat +down by her, coolly appropriating the chair which his cousin Marie +had just left. + +"I made that for you," he said, simply. "Did you like it?" + +"Like it!" exclaimed Patty, her blue eyes dancing; "I revelled in +it! It was wonderful! Was it really impromptu?" + +"Of course. It was nothing. Any one can play variations on an old +song." + +"Variations nothing!" remarked Patty. "It was a work,--a chef +d'oeuvre,--an opus!" + +"Yes; Opus One of my new cycle." "What are you two talking about?" +said Marie, returning. "Have you found your girl, Kit? What do you +think, Patty?--Kit's crazy over a black-eyed girl whom he doesn't +know!" + +"Is he?" said Patty, dropping her eyes demurely. + +"I found My Girl, Marie," Cameron announced, calmly; "I find I made +a trifling mistake about her colouring, but that's a mere detail. As +it turns out, the lady of my quest is Miss Fairfield." + +"Good gracious, are you, Patty?" said Marie, impetuously; "are you +Kit's girl?" + +"Yes; I am," and Patty folded her hands with a ridiculous air of +complacency. + +"Patty!" growled Van Reypen, who was sitting behind her. + +"Yes, Philip," said Patty, sweetly, turning partly round. + +"Behave yourself!" + +"I am behaving, Philip," and Patty looked very meek. + +"Of course you are," said Marie; "you're behaving beautifully. And +you look like an angel, and you sang like a lark, and if you're +Kit's Girl, I'm glad of it. Now come on, everybody's going to +supper." + +"You come along with me," said Philip Van Reypen, as he took Patty +by the arm. + +"Why?" And Patty looked a little defiant at this command. + +"Because I want you to. And I want you to stop making up to that +Cameron man." + +"I'm not, Philip; he's making up to me." + +"Well, he'd better stop it! What was he doing on his knees before +you in the library?" + +"I don't remember," said Patty, innocently. "Oh, yes, he was telling +me my cheeks were red, or some foolishness like that." + +"And your eyes were blue, I suppose, and your hair was yellow! +Didn't you know all those things before?" + +"Why, Philip, how cross you are! Yes, I've known those things for +nineteen years. It's no surprise to me." + +"Patty, I'd like to shake you! Do you know what you are? You're just +a little, vain, silly, babbling coquette!" + +"I think that's a lovely thing to be! Do you want me to babble to +you, Philip, or shall I go and babble to somebody else?" + +"Don't babble at all. Here's a chair. You sit right down here, and +eat your supper. Here's another chair. You lay your shawl and bonnet +on that, to keep it for me, and I'll go and forage for some food." + +Patty laid her scarf and fan on the chair to reserve it for Philip, +but she was not unduly surprised when Mr. Cameron came along, picked +up her belongings, and seated himself in the chair. + +"That's Mr. Van Reypen's chair," said Patty; "if he finds you there, +he'll gently but firmly kill you." + +"I know it," said Kit, placidly; "but a Knight is always willing to +brave death for his Lady." + +"But I don't want you killed," said Patty, looking sad, "I wouldn't +have anybody to telephone to." + +"If I run away then, to save my life, will you telephone me to- +night?" + +"Indeed I won't! that's all over. But please, Mr. Cameron, run away, +for here comes Philip, with both hands full of soup, and I know he +wouldn't hesitate to scald you with it." + +Mr. Cameron arose, as Mr. Van Reypen came in, and with an air of +willingly relinquishing his seat to Philip, he said, "My Girl's +Orders." + +Philip didn't hear it, but Patty did, and she blushed, for Cameron's +departure that way showed greater deference to her wishes than if he +had stayed with her. + +"What did he say?" Philip asked, as he offered Patty a cup of +bouillon, and then sat down beside her. + +"He said you were such a sweet-tempered man, he didn't wonder I +liked you," and Patty beamed pleasantly. + +"I would be sweet-tempered, Patty, if you didn't tease the very life +out of me!" + +"Now, Philip, you wouldn't be much good if you couldn't stand a +little teasing." + +"Go ahead, then; tease me all you like," and Van Reypen looked the +personification of dogged endurance. + +"I will!" said Patty, emphatically, and then some others joined +them, and the group began to laugh and talk together. + +"Your cousin is stunning, Marie," said Mona Galbraith; "why have we +never met him before?" + +"He's a freak," Marie said, laughingly. "I couldn't persuade him to +come to my valentine party, and to-night I couldn't keep him away! +All musicians are freaks, you know." + +"He's a musician, all right," said Kenneth Harper. "The things he +did to that simple little song must have made some of the eminent +composers turn in their graves!" + +"He's awfully clever at that sort of thing," said Marie; "sometimes +when we're here alone, he'll take a simple little air and improvise +the most beautiful melodies from it." + +"Is he amiable?" asked Mona, casually. + +"Not very; or rather, not always. But he's a dear fellow, and we're +all fond of him. How did you like him, Patty?" + +"I thought he was lovely," said Patty, and Van Reypen glared at her. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + +SUITORS + + +After supper the whole party went to the large drawing-room to +dance. + +Kit Cameron made a bee-line for Patty. "You'll give me the first +dance, won't you?" he said, simply, "because I've stayed away from +you all supper time." + +Patty hesitated. "I'm willing, Mr. Cameron," she said, "but for one +thing. I'm awfully exacting in the matter of dancing, and if you're +not a good dancer it would go far to spoil our pleasant +acquaintance. Suppose we don't risk it." + +Cameron considered. "I am a good dancer," he said, "but Marie has +told me that you're something phenomenal in that line. So I daresay +you will be disappointed in me. All right, suppose we don't risk +it." + +Cameron half turned away, as if he had relinquished the idea of +dancing with Patty, and that young woman was somewhat taken aback. +She had assumed her new friend would insist on dancing with her, and +she had no mind to let him escape thus. She was just about to say, +impulsively, "Oh well, let's try it, anyway," when she caught a +gleam from the corner of his eye, and she realised in a flash that +he felt sure she would call him back! + +This was enough for capricious Patty, and she turned away from him, +but not so quickly but that she saw his face suddenly fall, proving +that she had been quite right in her diagnosis of the case. + +She smiled on Van Reypen, who was hovering near, and he came to her +at once. + +"Our dance, Patty?" he said, eagerly, holding out his hand. + +"Yes, Philip," she answered simply, laying her hand in his. and in a +moment they were circling the room. + +"Don't be cross to me, will you, Philip?" said Patty with an +appealing note in her soft voice. + +"No; you little torment, you. I'll never be cross to you, if you +won't flirt with other men." + +"Philip," and Patty spoke quite seriously, "I'll be cross with you, +if you don't stop taking that attitude with me. It isn't for YOU to +say whether I shall flirt with other men or not!" + +"No, I know it;" and Philip was unexpectedly humble. "I wish it was +for me to say, Patty." + +"Stop talking nonsense, or I'll stop dancing with you! By the way, +Phil, you're an awfully good dancer." + +"I'm glad there's something about me that pleases your ladyship." + +"Yes; so am I. It certainly isn't your temper!" + +And then Philip smiled into Patty's eyes, and peace was restored, as +it always was after their little squabbles. + +The dance over, they sat for a few moments, and then Kenneth Harper +asked to be Patty's next partner. + +"All right, Ken," said Patty; "but sit down here just a minute; I +want to watch the others." + +What Patty really wanted was to see Mr. Cameron dance; and in a few +moments he went past them with Elise. + +"That man's all round clever," commented Kenneth. "He dances just as +he plays the violin, exquisitely. Why, Patty, he's a poem in patent +leathers!" + +Sure enough, Kit Cameron was an unusually fine dancer, and Patty +felt a slow blush rising to her cheeks, as she remembered what she +had said to him, and realised he must have thought her vain of her +dancing. + +For once, Patty felt honestly ashamed of herself. She had implied +that she was such a fine dancer she didn't care to dance with any +one unskilled in the art. + +But after all, this was not quite Patty's attitude. When a stranger +was introduced to her, she was quite willing to dance with him, +whether he danced well or not. But as to Mr. Cameron, Patty liked +him so much and so enjoyed his beautiful music, that she really felt +it would be a shock to their friendship if he danced awkwardly. + +And, too, she never for a moment supposed he would take her at her +word. She had supposed he would insist upon the dance, even after +her hesitation. + +"What's the matter Patty?" said Kenneth; "you look as though you'd +lost your last friend!" + +"I'm not sure but I have," said Patty, smiling a little. For +certainly Mr. Cameron was the last friend she had made, and it was +very likely that she had lost him. + +"Well, never mind, you still have me left. I'm gentle and I'm kind, +and you'll never, never find a better friend than your old Ken." + +"I believe you're right," and Patty smiled at him. "We've been +friends a long time, haven't we, Ken?" + +"We sure have. When I look at your gray hair and wrinkled cheeks, I +realise that we are growing old together." + +Patty laughed and dimpled at this nonsense, and then declared she +was ready to dance. + +All through the evening, Patty was gaily whisked from one partner to +another, but Kit Cameron never came near her. + +She was decidedly chagrined at this, even though she knew she had +only herself to blame for it. She had been really rude, and she was +reaping the well-deserved consequences. + +Often she passed Cameron in the dance, as he whirled by with another +girl. He always smiled pleasantly as they passed, and the fact that +he was a magnificent dancer only made Patty feel more angry with +herself at having been so silly. + +Just before the last dance, Patty stood, gaily chatting with several +of her friends, when the music struck up, and both Kenneth and +Philip claimed the dance. + +"You promised it to me, Patty," said Kenneth, reproachfully. + +"Why, Ken Harper, I didn't do any such thing!" and Patty's big blue +eyes gazed at him in honest surprise. + +"Of course you didn't, you promised it to me," said Van Reypen, +equally mendacious. + +"Why, I didn't promise it to anybody!" declared Patty; "I haven't +promised a dance ahead this whole evening." + +As she stood, with the two insistent applicants on either side of +her, Cameron walked straight toward her. He said not a word, but +held out his arm, and calmly walking away from her two disappointed +suitors, Patty was at once whirled away. + +"Well, Princess Poppycheek,--Princess Pink Poppycheek,--I had to +surrender," Cameron said, as they floated around the room. "After +your cruel aspersion on my dancing, I was so enraged I vowed to +myself I'd never speak to you again. But I'm awful magnanimous, and +I forgive you freely, from the bottom of my heart." + +"I haven't asked to be forgiven," and Patty shot him a saucy glance; +"but," she added, shyly, "I'm truly glad you do forgive me. I was a +pig!" + +"So you were. A Poppycheeked piggy-wig! But with me, what is +forgiven is forgotten. And, by the way, you dance fairly well." + +"So I've been told," returned Patty, demurely. "And I find I can get +along with you." + +This sounded like faint praise, but each knew that the other +appreciated how well their steps suited each other and how skilful +they both were. + +Van Reypen and Ken Harper stood where Patty had left them, for a +moment, as they watched their hoped-for partner dance away. + +"There's no use getting mad at that child," said Ken, patiently; +"she WILL do as she likes." + +"Well, after all, why shouldn't she? She's a reigning belle, and +she's a law unto herself. But she has a lot of sense inside that +golden curly head." + +"Yes," returned Kenneth, "and not only sense, but a sound, sweet +nature. Patty is growing up a coquette, but it is only because she +is beset by flattery; and, too, she IS full of mischief. She can't +help teasing her suitors, as she calls them." + +"She can tease me all she likes," said Van Reypen, somewhat +seriously, and Kenneth answered simply, "Me, too." + +Next morning, Patty told Nan all about Mr. Cameron, and that gay +little lady was greatly interested in the story. + +"I knew he would be nice," said Nan, "from what you had already told +me about him. Is he good-looking, Patty?" + +"Yes,--no,--I don't know," returned Patty; "I don't believe I +thought about it. He has an awfully nice face, and he's tall and +big, and yet he's young-looking. At least, his eyes are. He has dark +eyes, and they're just brimming over with mischief and fun, except +when he's playing his violin." + +"Then I suppose he has the regulation 'far away' look," commented +Nan. + +"Well, he doesn't look like a dying goat, if that's what you mean! +but he looks like a real musician, and he is one." + +"And a woman-hater, I believe?" + +"Oh, it's rubbish to call him that! He's not crazy over girls, but +it's because he thinks most of them are silly. He likes his two +cousins,--and, Nan, don't breathe it, but I have a faint inkling of +a suspicion of a premonition that he's going to like me!" + +"Patty, you're a conceited little goose!" + +"Nay, nay, my ducky stepmother, but I'd be a poor stick if I +couldn't fascinate that youth after our romantic introduction." + +"That's so; and I think you'll not have much trouble bringing him to +your feet." + +"Oh, I don't want him at my feet. And I don't want him to fall in +love with me. I hate that sort of thing! I want him for a nice, +chummy, comrade friend, and if I can't have him that way, I don't +want him at all. There's Philip and Kenneth now; they've always been +so nice. But lately they've taken to making sheep's eyes at me and +flinging out bits of foolishness here and there that make me tired! +A debutante's life is not a happy one!" + +Patty drew such a long, deep sigh, that Nan burst into laughter. + +"I would feel sorry for you, Patty," she said, "but I can't help +thinking that you're quite able to look out for yourself." + +"'Deed I am! When they talk mush, I just giggle at 'em. It brings +'em down pretty quick from their highfalutin nonsense!" + +The two were sitting in Patty's boudoir, which was such a bright, +sunny room that many a morning hour was pleasantly passed together +there by these two friends. Patty was fortunate in having a +stepmother so in sympathy with her pursuits and pleasures, and Nan +was equally fortunate in having warm-hearted, sunny-natured Patty +with her. + +Jane came in, bringing an enormous box from a florist. + +"My prophetic soul!" cried Patty. "My efforts were not in vain! I +feel it in my funnybone that my latest Prince Charming has sent me a +posy." + +Nor was she wrong. The box contained a bewildering array of spring +flowers. Delicate blossoms of jonquils, hyacinths, lilacs, +daffodils, and other dainty, fragile flowers that breathed of +spring. + +"Aren't they lovely!" And Patty buried her face in the fragrant mass +of bloom. + +"Here's a card," said Nan, picking up a white envelope. + +Patty drew out Mr. Cameron's card, and on it was written: "To +Princess Poppycheek; that they may tell all that I may not speak." + +"Now that's a real nice sentiment," Patty declared; "you see, it +doesn't commit him to anything, and yet it sounds pretty. Oh, I +shall end by adoring that young man! Bring me some bowls and things, +please, Jane; I want to arrange this flower garden myself." + +Jane departed with the box and papers, and returned with a tray, on +which were several bowls and vases filled with water. + +Patty always enjoyed arranging flowers, and she massed them in the +bowls, with taste and skill as to color and arrangement. + +"There!" she said, as she finished her task; "they do look +beautiful, though I say it as shouldn't. Now, I think I shall sit me +down and write a sweet gushing note of thanks, while I'm in the +notion. For I've a lot on to-day, and I can't devote much time to +this particular suitor." + +"Suitor is a slang word, Patty; you oughtn't to use it." + +"Fiddle-dee-dee! if I didn't use any slang, I couldn't talk at all! +And suitor isn't exactly slang; it's the word in current fashion for +any pleasant young gentleman who sends flowers, or otherwise favors +any pleasant young lady. Everybody in society knows what it means, +so don't act old fogy,--Nancy Dancy." + +Patty dropped a butterfly kiss on Nan's brow, and then pirouetted +across the room to her writing desk. + +"Shall I begin, 'My Dear Suitor'?" she said, and then giggled to see +the shocked look on Nan's face. + +"It wouldn't matter; he would understand," she said, carelessly, +"but I think I can do better than that." + +"Well, I'll leave you to yourself," said Nan; "not out of special +consideration for your comfort, but because it doesn't interest me +to watch anybody write letters." + +"By-by," and Patty waved her hand, absentmindedly, as Nan left the +room. + +Then she applied herself to her task. + +"Most Courteous Knight," she began; "The flowers are beautiful,--and +they are saying lovely things to me. They say they are fresh and +young and green. Oh, my goodness! I forgot that you said they were +speaking for you! Well, then, they are saying that they are just the +sort I like, and they are sure of a welcome. With many, many thanks, +I am very sincerely yours, Patricia Poppycheek Fairfield." + +And then Patty dismissed her Knight from her mind, and turned her +attention to other matters. That afternoon about five o'clock, Mr. +Cameron called. + +"I scarcely hoped to find you at home," he said, as Patty greeted +him in the drawing-room. + +"It isn't our day," she returned, "but I chanced to be in, and I'm +glad of it. Nan, may I present Mr. Cameron?" And Nan accorded a +pleasant welcome to the visitor. + +"You see, Mrs. Fairfield," Cameron said, "I rarely go into society +and I fear my manners are a bit rusty. So if I have come to call too +soon, please forgive me." + +His smile was so frank and his manner so easily correct, that Nan +approved of him at once. She was punctilious in such matters, and +she saw, through Kit's pretence at rustiness, that he was not +lacking in etiquette or courtesy. + +"Let's have tea in the library," said Patty; "you see, Mr. Cameron, +we always invite people we like to have tea in there, rather than in +this formal place." + +"That suits me; I want to be considered one of the family, and +what's the use of wasting a whole lot of time getting up to that +point? Let's make believe we've always known each other." + +So tea was served in the library, and a very pleasant informal feast +it was. + +Mr. Fairfield came in, and soon the whole quartette were chatting +gaily as if they had always known each other. + +Mr. Cameron was especially interested in Patty's club called "Happy +Saturdays." + +"It's the kindest thing I ever heard of," he said, enthusiastically. +"It does good to people who can't be reached by any organised +charity. I don't want to intrude, Miss Fairfield, and I don't want +to exploit myself, but if you ever give your Saturday friends a +little musicale or anything like that, I'd jolly well like to play +for you. I'll play popular stuff, or I'll play my best Sunday-go-to- +meeting pieces, whichever you prefer." + +"That's awfully nice of you," said Patty, smiling at him. "I've +often thought I'd get up something of that sort." + +"We might have it here," said Nan, "unless you mean to invite more +people than we could take care of." + +"I'd like to have it here," said Patty; "the drawing-room would +easily seat sixty or seventy in an audience,--perhaps more. And I +don't believe we could find more than that to invite. Although I +know of a girls' club that I'd like to invite as a whole." + +"It's a pretty big thing you're getting up, Pattikins," said Mr. +Fairfield, smiling kindly at his enthusiastic daughter, "but if you +think you can swing it, go ahead. I'll help all I can." + +"It would upset the house terribly," said Nan; "but I don't mind +that. I'm with you, Patty. Let's do it." + +"If you're shy on the programme, I can get one or two fellows to +help us out," said Cameron. "A chum of mine warbles a good baritone +and I'm dead sure he'd like to help." + +"I'm really a perfectly good singer," said Mr. Fairfield, "but my +voice is not appreciated nowadays. So I'm going to decline all +requests to sing, however insistent. But I'll help you out this way, +Patsy-Poppet. I'll set up the supper for the whole crowd." + +"Oh, daddy, how good you are!" and Patty leaned over to give her +father's hand an affectionate squeeze. "It will be just lovely! +We'll give those people a real musical treat, and a lovely supper to +wind up with. Really, Mr. Cameron, you are to be thanked for all +this, for you first suggested it. Our club has never done such a big +thing before. I know the girls will be delighted!" + +Unable to wait, Patty flew to the telephone and called up Mona, who +was one of the most earnest workers of the club. As she had fore- +seen, Mona was greatly pleased, and they immediately planned a +meeting for the next morning to perfect the arrangements. + +"And incidentally, and aside from giving a musical entertainment to +your poor but worthy young friends, won't you go with me next week +to enjoy some music yourself?" said Cameron to Patty, as he was +about to take leave. + +"Where?" she asked. + +"I want to have a little opera party. Only half a dozen of us. The +Hepworths will be our chaperons, and if you will go, I'll ask my +cousin Marie and Mr. Harper." + +"Why not Mr. Van Reypen?" said Patty, mischievously. + +"Me deadly rival! never! nevaire! how could you cruelly suggest it?" + +"I didn't mean it. Forget it," and Patty smiled at him. + +"All right, it's forgotten, but don't EVER let such a thing occur +again!" + +And then Mr. Cameron reluctantly took himself off. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + +A HOUSE PARTY + + +Somehow or other Mr. Cameron immediately became a prominent factor +in the Fairfield household. He appeared frequently, and even more +frequently he telephoned or he wrote notes or he sent flowers or +messages, until Patty declared he was everlastingly under foot! + +But he was so gay and good-natured, so full of pranks and foolery, +that it was impossible to snub him or to be annoyed with him. + +He was a civil engineer, having already built up a good-sized +business. But he seemed to be both able and willing to leave his +office at any hour of the day or night for any occasion where Patty +was concerned. + +But he apparently fulfilled her wishes as to being her friend and +chum and comrade, without falling in love with her. + +"He's a thoroughly nice chap," Mr. Fairfield often said; "good- +natured and right-minded, as well as clever and talented." + +So, as he was also a favourite with Nan, he dropped in at the +Fairfield house very often, and Patty grew to like him very much. + +The opera party had duly taken place and had been a pleasant +success. The musical entertainment was being planned for some weeks +hence, as it was not easy to find a near-by date which suited all +concerned. + +One morning, as Patty was fluttering around her boudoir and looking +over her mail, the telephone rang and the familiar "Hello, +Princess," sounded in her ear. + +"Hello, most noble Knight," she responded, "what would'st thou of +me?" + +"A boon so great that I fear to ask it! Won't you promise it in +advance?" + +"What I promise in advance, I never fulfil." + +"Don't do it, then! I'll ask you first. You see, it's this way. My +angelic and altogether delightful sister Lora lives in Eastchester +with her stalwart husband and a blossom-bud of a kiddy. Now it seems +that there's a wonderful country-club ball up there, and she thinks +it will be nice if you and I should attend that same." + +"And what do YOU think about it?" + +"Oh, I don't have any thoughts concerning it, until I know what YOU +think. And then, of course, that's precisely what _I_ think." + +"When is it?" + +"To-morrow night." + +"Mercy me! So soon! Well, I haven't anything on for to-morrow night; +but the next night Mr. Van Reypen is making a theatre party for me +that I wouldn't miss for anything." + +"H'm! how LOVELY! Well, Princess, what say you to my humble plea?" + +"What are your plans? How do I get there?" + +"Why, thusly; my sister will invite you to her home, and +incidentally to the ball. She will also ask my cousin Marie and Mr. +Harper, who is not at all averse, it seems to me, to playing Marie's +little lamb!" + +"Have you noticed that? So have I. Well, go on." + +"Well, then, I thought it would be nice if we four should motor out +to Eastchester to-morrow afternoon, go straight to sister's, do up +the ball business and motor back the next day. There's the whole +case in a nutshell. Now pronounce my doom!" + +"It seems to me just the nicest sort of a racket, and if your sister +invites me, I shall most certainly accept." + +"Oh, bless you for ever! Princess Poppycheek. I shall telephone Lora +at once, and she will write you an invitation on her best +stationery, and she will also telephone you, and if you wish it she +will come and call on you." + +"No, don't bother her to do that. I've met her, you know, and if she +either writes or telephones, it will be all right. What time do we +start?" + +"About three, so as to make it easily by tea-time." + +"I'll be ready. Count on me. Good-bye." + +Patty hung up the telephone suddenly, as she always did. She often +said it was her opinion that more time was wasted in this world by +people who didn't know how to say good-bye, than from any other +cause. And her minutes were too precious to be spent on a telephone, +after the main subject of conversation had been finished. + +She danced downstairs to tell Nan all about it. + +"Very nice party," Nan approved; "I've met Mrs. Perry, you know, and +she's charming. You'll be home Thursday, of course. You know you've +a theatre party that night." + +"Yes, I know; I'll be home," said Patty, abstractedly. "What would +you take for the ball, Nan? My pink chiffon or my yellow satin?" + +"They're both so pretty, it's hard to choose. The yellow satin, I +think; it's a dream of a frock." + +Mrs. Perry wrote a most cordial invitation and also telephoned, +saying how glad she would be to welcome Patty to her home. + +And so, the next afternoon, the young people started on their motor +trip. + +It was easily accomplished in two hours, and then Patty found +herself a very much honoured guest in Mrs. Perry's pleasant home. + +"It's dear of you to come," said the vivacious little hostess, as +she took Patty and Marie to their rooms upon their arrival. + +"It's dear of you to ask me." returned Patty; "I love to go to +parties, and I love to go into new people's houses,--I mean people's +new houses,--oh, well, you know what I mean; I mean HERE!" + +"The house IS new," said Mrs. Perry, laughing, "but we're getting to +be old people, and we want you young folks to liven us up." + +"Old people!" and Patty smiled at the pretty young matron. + +"Yes, wait till you see my baby. She's almost three years old! Fancy +my going to balls, with a big girl like that." + +"You're just fishing," said Patty, laughingly, "and I shan't humour +you. I know you young mothers! You go to a party, and you're the +belles, and leave all us wall-flowers green with envy!" + +Mrs. Perry's eyes twinkled, and she looked so roguish that Patty +exclaimed, "You're exactly like Mr. Cameron! I can well believe +you're his sister." + +"Who's he? Oh, you mean Kit! I don't think I ever heard him called +Mr. Cameron before, and it does sound so funny! Can't we persuade +you to say Kit?" + +"I don't mind, if he doesn't," said Patty, carelessly. "What a +darling room this is!" + +"Yes; this is one of my pet rooms. I always give it to my favourite +guests." + +"I don't wonder," and Patty looked round admiringly at the dainty +draperies and pretty appointments of the chamber. + +"Marie always has it when she's here; but, of course, she was glad +to give it up to you, and I put her in the blue room just across the +hall. Come now, powder your nose, we must run down to tea. Don't +change your frock." + +Patty had worn a little silk house gown under her motor coat, so +after a brief adjustment of her tumbled curls she was ready to go +down. + +The Perrys' was a modern house of an elaborate type. There were many +rooms, on varying levels, so that one was continually going up or +down a few broad steps. Often the rooms were separated only by +columns or by railings, which made the whole interior diversified +and picturesque. + +"Such a gem of a house!" exclaimed Patty, as she entered the tea- +room. "So many cosy, snuggly places,--and so warm and balmy." + +She dropped into a lot of silken cushions that were piled in the +corner of an inglenook, and placed her feet daintily on a footstool +in front of the blazing fire. + +"Awful dinky!" said Kit, as he pushed aside some cushions and sat +down beside Patty, "but a jolly good house to visit in." + +"Yes, it is," said Marie, who was nestled in an easy-chair the other +side of the great fireplace. "And it's so light and pleasant. We +never get any sunlight, home." + +"Nonsense, Marie," said Kit, "our apartments are unusually light +ones." + +"Well, it's a different kind of light," protested Marie. "It only +comes from across the street, and here the light comes clear from +the horizon." + +"It does," agreed Mrs. Perry, "but we're getting the very last rays +now. Ring for lights, Kit." + +"No, sister, let's just have the firelight. It's more becoming, +anyway." + +So Mrs. Perry merely turned on one pink-shaded light near the tea +table and let her guests enjoy the twilight and firelight. + +"Country life is 'way ahead of city existence," remarked Kenneth, as +he made himself useful in passing the teacups. "The whole atmosphere +is different. When I marry and settle down, I shall be a country +gentleman." + +"How interesting!" cried Patty. "I should love to see you, Ken, +superintending your gardener and showing him how to plant cabbages!" + +"Dead easy," retorted Kenneth; "I'd have a gardener show me first, +and when the next gardener came I could show him." + +"Well, I don't want to live in the country," said Kit; "it's great +to visit here, that's what sisters' houses are for; but I couldn't +live so far away from the busy mart. Back to the stones for mine." + +When their host, Dick Perry, arrived he came in with a genial, +breezy manner and warmly welcomed the guests. + +"Well, well!" he exclaimed, "this IS a treat! To come home at night +and find a lot of gay and festive young people gathered around! +Lora, why don't we do this oftener? Nothing like a lot of young +people to make a home merry. How are you, Marie? Glad to see you +again, Miss Fairfield." + +Mr. Perry bustled around, flung off his coat, accepted a cup of tea +from his wife, and then, coming over toward Patty, he ordered Kit +Cameron to vacate, and he took his place. + +"You're not to be monopolised by that brother-in-law of mine, Miss +Fairfield," he said, as he sat down beside her. "He's a clever young +chap, I admit, but he can't always get ahead of me." + +Patty responded laughingly to this gay banter, and the tea hour +passed all too quickly, and it was time to dress for dinner. + +"We'll put on our party frocks before dinner," said Mrs. Perry, as +she went upstairs with the girls; "and then we won't have to dress +twice. I'll send you a maid, Miss Fairfield." + +"Thank you," said Patty, "but I can look after myself fairly well,-- +until it comes to hooking up. I always do my own hair." + +"It can't be much trouble," said Mrs. Perry, looking admiringly at +the golden curls, "for it looks lovely whatever way you do it." + +Patty slipped on a kimono and brushed out her shining mass of curls. +As Mrs. Perry had rightly said, Patty's coiffure was not +troublesome, for however she bunched up the gleaming mass it looked +exactly right. She twisted it up with care, however, and added a +marvellous ornament of a bandeau, which circled halfway round her +head, and above which a gilt butterfly was tremblingly poised. It +was too early to get into her frock, so Patty flung herself into a +big chair before the crackling fire, and gave herself up to +daydreams. She dearly loved to idle this way and she fell to +thinking, naturally, of the home she was visiting and the people who +lived there. + +Patty still sat dreaming these idle fancies, when there was a tap at +the door and, in response to her permission, a maid entered. + +"I'm Babette," she said, "and I have come to help you with your +gown." + +"Thank you," said Patty, jumping up; "it's later than I thought. We +must make haste." + +With experienced deftness, the French maid arrayed Patty in the +beautiful evening gown of yellow satin, veiled with a shimmering +yellow gauze. + +Although unusual for a blonde, yellow was exceedingly becoming to +Patty, and she looked like an exquisite spring blossom in the soft, +sheath-like jonquil-coloured gown. + +Her dainty satin slippers and silk stockings were of the same pale +yellow, as was also the filmy scarf, which she knew how to wear so +gracefully. + +Her only ornament was a string of pearls, which had been her +mother's. + +When she was all ready she went slowly down the winding staircase, +looking about her at the interesting house. A broad landing halfway +down showed an attractive window-seat, and Patty sat down there for +a moment. + +There seemed to be no one in the hall below, and Patty concluded +that she was early after all, though she had feared she would be +late. + +In a moment Kit came down and spied her. + +"Hello, Princess!" he cried. "You're a yellow poppy to-night,--and a +gay little blossom, too." + +"Not yellow poppyCHEEK!" cried Patty, rubbing her pink cheeks in +mock dismay. + +"Well, no; only one who is colour-blind could call those pink cheeks +yellow. May I pose beside you, here, and make a beautiful tableau?" + +He sat beside Patty on the window-seat, and they wondered why the +rest were so late. + +"Prinking, I suppose," said Kit. "How did you manage to get ready so +soon?" + +"Why, just because I thought I was late, and so I hurried." + +"Didn't know a girl COULD hurry,--accept my compliments." And Kit +rose and made an exaggerated bow. + +"What's going on?" said Dick Perry, gaily, as he came downstairs and +paused on the landing. + +"Only homage at the shrine of Beauty," returned Kit. + +"Let me homage, too," said Mr. Perry, and they both bowed and +scraped, until Patty went off in a gale of laughter and said: "You +ridiculous boys, you look like popinjays! But here comes Marie; now +more homage is due." + +Marie came down the steps slowly and gracefully, looking very pretty +in pale green, with tiny pink rosebuds for trimming. + +"Good for you, Marie!" exclaimed her cousin. "Your dress gees with +Miss Fairfield's first-rate. You'll do!" + +And then the others came, and the merry group went out to dinner. + +After dinner they started at once for the country-club ball. It was +to be a very large affair, and, as Patty knew no one except their +own house party, she declared that she knew she'd be a wall-flower. + +"Wall-flower, indeed!" said Kit. "Poppies don't grow on walls. They +grow right in the middle of the field, and sway and dance in the +breeze." + +"I always said you were a poet," returned Patty, "and you do have +the prettiest fancies." + +"I fancy YOU, if that's what you mean," Kit replied, and Patty gave +him a haughty glance for his impertinence. + +Then Babette put on Patty's coat, which was a really gorgeous +affair. It was what is known as a Mandarin coat, of white silk, +heavily embroidered with gold, and very quaint she looked in it. + +"That thing must weigh a ton," commented Kit. "Why do you girls want +to wear Chinese togs?" + +"It's a beautiful coat," said Mrs. Perry, admiringly. "Have you been +to China, Miss Fairfield?" + +"No; I never have. This was a Christmas present, and I'm awfully +fond of it. I'm afraid I'm barbaric in my love of bright, glittering +things." + +"A very civilised little barbarian," said Mr. Perry, and then they +all went off to the ball. + +"How many may I have?" said Kit, as he took Patty's programme from +her hand after they were in the ballroom. + +"As I don't know any one else, I shall have to dance them all with +you and Ken," returned Patty, demurely. + +"Never mind Harper; give them all to me." + +Patty looked at him calmly. "I'll tell you what," she said: "you put +down your initials for every dance; then, if I do find any partners +I like better, I'll give them dances; and, if not, you see I'll have +you to depend on." + +Cameron stared at her, but Patty looked at him with an innocent +smile, as if she were not asking anything extraordinary. + +"Well, you've got a nerve!" the young man exclaimed. + +"Why, it was your own proposition that you have all the dances;" and +Patty looked almost offended. + +"Poppycheek, you shall have it your own way! You shall have anything +you want, that _I_ can give you." And Cameron scribbled his initials +against every one of the twenty dances on the programme. + +"You might have put K. C. to the first and then ditto after that," +said Patty, as she watched him. + +"Nay, nay, Pauline!" and Kit gave her a shrewd glance. "Think what +would happen then. You'd give a dance to some other man, maybe, and +he'd set down his initials, and all the rest of the dittos would +refer to him!" + +"Poor man! I never thought of that! But it isn't likely there'll be +any others except Ken." + +"Oh, don't you worry! Everybody will want an introduction to you, +after they see you dance." + +"I don't think much of that for a compliment! I'd rather be loved +for my sweet self alone." + +"Have you never been?" + +"Many, many times!" and Patty sighed in mock despair. "But my love +affairs always end tragically." + +"Your suitors drown themselves, I suppose?" + +"Do you mean if I encourage them?" + +"Do you know what a silly you are?" + +"Do you know what a goose YOU are?" + +"Children, stop quarrelling," and Mrs. Perry smiled at the +chattering pair. "Miss Fairfield, several amiable young men of my +acquaintance desire to be presented to you. May I?" + +Patty smilingly acquiesced, and in a moment half a dozen would-be +partners were asking for dances. + +They looked rather taken aback at sight of Patty's card, but she +calmly explained to them the true condition of things, and they +accepted the situation with smiles of admiration for a girl who +could command such an arrangement. Patty would not give more than +one dance to each, as she wanted to find out which ones she liked +best. + +Mr. Perry brought up some of his acquaintances, too, and shortly +Patty's programme showed an astonishing lot of hieroglyphics +scribbled over Kit's initials. + +"Here are twelve dances you may have for your other friends," said +Patty, to Mr. Cameron. "Take the numbers as I call them off: one, +two, three----" + +"Oh, wait a minute! Have you given them all away?" + +"No; only the first twelve, so far. But cheer up! I may be able to +dispose of the others." + +"You're a naughty, bad, mean little princess; and I don't love you +any more." + +Kit looked reproachfully at Patty, with his eyes so full of +disappointment that she relented. + +"I didn't give away the first one, really," she said, softly. "I +saved that for you." + +"You blessed, dear, sweet little Princess you! Now, don't give away +any more, will you? I know you'll have thousands of requests." + +"I'll see about it," was all Patty would promise, and then the music +began and they stepped out on to the dancing floor. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + +EDDIE BELL + + +Which do you like best of all the boys you've met?" asked Kit, as +they danced. + +"What a question! How can I possibly tell, when a dozen well-behaved +and serious-looking young men stand up like a class in school and +say, one after another, 'May I have the honour of a dance, Miss +Fairfield?' They all looked exactly alike to me. Except one. There +was one boy, who looks so much like me he might be my brother. I +never had a brother, and I've a good notion to adopt him as one." + +"Don't! There's nothing so dangerous as adopting a young man for a +brother! But I know who you mean,--Eddie Bell. He doesn't look a bit +like you, but he HAS yellow curls and blue eyes." + +"And pink cheeks," supplemented Patty. + +"Yes, but not poppy cheeks; they're more the pink of a--of a-- +horsechestnut!" + +"I think pink horsechestnut blooms are beautiful." + +"Oh, you do, do you? And I suppose you think Eddie Bell is +beautiful!" + +"Well, there's no occasion for you to get mad about it if I do. Do +you know, Mr. Cameron, you flare up very easily." + +"If you'll call me Kit, I'll promise never to flare up again." + +"Certainly, I'll call you Kit. I'd just as lieve as not; anything +to oblige." + +"And may I call you Patty?" + +"Why, yes, if you like." + +"Look here, you're altogether too indifferent about it." + +"Oh, what a boy!" And Patty rolled her eyes up in despair. "If I +don't want him to call me Patty, he doesn't like it; and if I do let +him call me Patty, he isn't satisfied! What to do,--what to do!" + +"You're a little tease,--THAT'S what you are!" + +"And you're a big tease, that's what YOU are! I've heard you're even +fond of practical jokes! Now, I detest practical jokes." + +"That's an awful pity, for I mean to play one on you the very first +chance I get." + +"You can't do it?" + +"Why can't I?" + +"Because I'd discover it, and foil you." + +"There's no such word as foil in my bright lexicon. I'll lay you a +wager, if you like, that I play a practical joke on you, that you, +yourself, will admit is clever and not unkind. That's the test of a +right kind of a joke,--to be clever and not unkind." + +Patty's eyes danced. "You have the right idea about it," she said, +nodding her head approvingly. "I don't so much mind a practical +joke, if it is really a good one, and doesn't make the victim feel +hurt or chagrined. But all the same, Mr. Kit, you can't get one off +on me! I'm a little too wide-awake, as you'll find out." + +"Would you take a wager?" + +"I'm not in the habit of betting, but I'm willing for once. It's +hardly fair, though, for I'm betting on a dead certainty." + +"You mean you THINK you are! And I think _I_ am, so the chances are +even. What are the stakes?" + +"I don't care: candy or books or flowers or anything." + +"Nonsense, they're too prosaic. If I win, you're to give me a +photograph of yourself." + +"Oh, I almost never give my picture to my suitors. It isn't good +form." + +"But, if you're so sure that you will win, you needn't be afraid to +promise it." + +"All right, I promise; and, if I win, you may give me a perfectly +beautiful picture frame, in which I shall put some other man's +picture." + +"How cruel you can be! But, as I'm sure of winning, I'm not afraid +to take that up. A frame against a picture, then. But there must be +a time limit." + +"I'll give you a month; if you can't do it in that time, you can't +do it at all. And, also, I must be the judge,--if you do fool me,-- +whether your practical joke is clever and not unkind." + +"I'm quite contented that you should be the judge, for I know your +sincere and honest nature will not let you swerve a hair's breadth +from a true and fair judgment." + +"That's clever," returned Patty; "for now I shall have to be +honest." + +The first dance over, Patty went on with a long succession of dances +with her various partners. They were all polite and courteous young +men, some attractive and agreeable, others shy, and some dull and +uninteresting. Patty complacently accorded another dance to any one +she liked, and calmly refused it to less desirable partners,-- +pleading an engagement with Cameron as her excuse. + +The one she liked best was Eddie Bell. As she had said, this young +man did look a little like Patty herself, though this was mostly due +to their similarity of colouring. + +"If I may say anything so impossible, it seems to me that I look +like a comic valentine of you," said Mr. Bell, as they began to +dance. + +Patty laughed outright at this apt expression of their resemblance, +and said: "I have already told some one that you looked exactly like +me. So, in that case, I'm a comic valentine, too. But, truly, you're +enough like me to be my brother." + +"May I be? Not that I want to, in the least, but of course that is +the obvious thing to say. I'd rather be most any relation to you +than a brother." + +"Why?" + +"Oh, it's such a prosaic relationship. I have three sisters,--and +they're the dearest girls in the world,--but I don't really feel the +need of any more." + +"What would you like to be?" And Patty flashed him a dangerous +glance of her pansy-blue eyes. + +But Mr. Bell kept his equanimity. "How about second cousin, once +removed?" + +"I suppose you'll be removed at the end of this dance." + +"Then, may this dance last for ever!" + +"Oh, what a pretty speech! Of course, you wouldn't make that to a +sister! I think a second cousinship is very pleasant." + +"Then, that's settled. And I may call you Cousin Patty, I suppose?" + +"It would seem absurd to say Cousin Miss Fairfield, wouldn't it? And +yet our acquaintance is entirely too short for first names." + +"But it's growing longer every minute; and, if you would grant me +another dance after I'm removed from this one, I'm sure we could +reach the stage of first names." + +"I will give you one more," said Patty, for she liked Mr. Bell very +much. + +So at the end of their dance they agreed upon a number later on the +programme, and Mr. Bell wrote down "Cousin Ed" on Patty's card. + +It was just after this that Kit came back for his second dance. + +"Naughty girl," he said; "you've kept me waiting three-quarters of +the evening." + +"I thought I saw you dancing with several visions of beauty." + +"Only killing time till I could get back to you. Come on, don't +waste a minute." + +It was a joy to Patty to dance with Cameron, for he was by all odds +the best dancer she had ever met. And many admiring glances followed +them as they circled the great room. + +"How did you like your little brother?" Kit enquired. + +"He's a ducky-daddles!" declared Patty, enthusiastically. "Just a +nice all-round boy, frank and jolly and good-natured." + +"That's what I am." + +"Not a bit of it! You're a musician; freakish, temperamental, +touchy, and--a woman-hater." + +"Gracious! what a character to live up to,--or down to. But I hate +YOU awfully, don't I?" + +"I don't know. I never can feel sure of these temperamental +natures." + +"Well, don't you worry about feeling sure of me. The longer you +live, the surer you'll feel." + +"That sounds like 'the longer she lives the shorter she grows,'" +said Patty, flippantly. + +"Yes, the old nursery rhyme. Well, you are my candle,--a beacon, +lighting my pathway with your golden beams----" + +"Oh, do stop! That's beautiful talk, but it's such rubbish." + +"Haven't you ever noticed that much beautiful talk IS rubbish?" + +"Yes, I have. And I'm glad that you think that way, too. Beautiful +thoughts are best expressed by plain, sincere words, and have little +connection with 'beautiful talk.'" + +"Patty Fairfield, you're a brick! And, when I've said that, I can't +say anything more." + +"A gold brick?" + +"Not in the usual acceptance of that term; but you're pure gold, and +I'm jolly well glad I've found a girl like you." + +There was such a ring of sincerity in Cameron's tone that Patty +looked up at him suddenly. And the honest look in his eyes made it +impossible for her to return any flippant response. + +"And I'm glad, too, that we are friends, Kit," she said, simply. + +The next dance was Mr. Bell's, and that rosy-cheeked youth came up +blithely to claim it. + +"Come along, Cousin Patty," he said, and Cameron stared at him in +amazement. + +"Are you two cousins?" he said. + +"Once removed," returned Eddie Bell, gaily; "and this is the +removal." He took Patty's hand and laid it lightly within his own +arm as he led her away. + +"Don't let's dance right off," he begged. "Let's rest a minute in +this bosky dell." + +The dell was an alcove off the ballroom, which contained several +palms and floral baskets and a deep, cushioned window-seat. + +"Let's sit here and watch the moon rise;" and he led Patty toward +the window-seat, where he deftly arranged some cushions for her. + +"I believe the moon rises to-morrow afternoon," said Patty. + +"Well, I don't mind waiting. Sit here, won't you? These stupid +cushions ought to be of a golden yellow or a pale green. However, +this old rose does fairly well for our blond beauty. Isn't it nice +we're of the same type and harmonise with the same furnishings? When +we're married we won't have to differ about our house decorations." +"When we are WHAT?" + +"Married, I said. You know, you're not really my second cousin and +there's absolutely no bar to our union." + +This was quite the most audacious young man Patty had ever met. But +she was quite equal to the situation. + +"Of course there isn't," she said, lightly. "And, when I think of +the economy of our being able to use the same colour scheme, it IS +an inducement." + +"And meantime we must get better acquainted, as you said when we +were dancing. May I come to see you in the city? Where do you live?" + +"In Seventy-second Street," said Patty, "but I feel it my duty to +tell you that there's already a long line awaiting admission." + +"Oh, yes, I've seen that line when I've been passing. It goes clear +round the corner of the block. Do I have to take my place at the +end, or can I have a special favour shown me?" + +"I'm sure your sense of justice wouldn't permit that. You take your +place at the end of the line, and when your turn comes I'll be glad +to welcome you." + +"Then that's all right," said Mr. Bell, cheerfully, "and you'll be +surprised to see how soon I appear! Now, lady fair, would you rather +go and dance or sit here and listen to me converse?" + +"It's pleasant to rest a little," and Patty nestled into her +cushions, "and you really ARE amusing, you know. Let's stay here a +little while." + +"Now, isn't that nice of you! Do you want to talk, too, or shall I +do it all and give you a complete rest?" + +"You do it all," said Patty, indolently. "It will be like going to a +monologue entertainment." + +"At your orders. What subject would you like?" + +"Yourself." + +"Oh, wise beyond your years! You know the subject that most +interests a man." + +"That isn't pretty!" And Patty frowned at him. "There ought to be +another subject more interesting to you than that!" + +"There is; but I don't dare trust myself with HER!" + +Mr. Bell's manner and voice were so exactly the right mixture of +deferential homage and burlesque that Patty laughed in delight. + +"You are the DEAREST man!" she cried. + +He looked at her reproachfully. "You said I might do all the +talking, and now you're doing it yourself." + +"I'll be still now. Avoid that subject you consider dangerous and +tell me all about yourself." + +"Well, once upon a time, there was a beautiful young man who +rejoiced in the poetic and musical name of Eddie Bell. I know he was +a beautiful young man, because he was said to resemble the most +beautiful girl in the whole world. Well, one evening he had the +supreme good fortune to meet this girl, and he realised at once that +he had met his Fate,--his Fate with a VERY large F. Incidentally, +the F stood for Fairfield, which made his Fate all the more certain. +And so----" + +"Patty, are you here?" and Ken Harper came through the palms toward +them. "This is our dance." + +"Good gracious, Ken, is this dance the next dance? I mean is this +dance over, or is this dance our dance." + +"You seem a little mixed, Patty, but this is our dance and I claim +it. Are you RESTED enough?" + +Patty rose and, with a simple word of excuse to Mr. Bell, went away +with Kenneth. + +"That's the first time, Ken, in all our friendship that I ever knew +you to say anything horrid," and Patty looked at him with a really +hurt expression. + +"I didn't say anything horrid," and Kenneth's fine face wore a sulky +expression. + +"You did, too. You asked me if I were RESTED in a horrid, sarcastic +tone; and you meant it for a reproof, because I sat out that dance +with Mr. Bell." + +"You had no business to go and hide behind those palms with him." + +"We didn't hide! That's only a bay-window alcove,--a part of the +ballroom. I have a perfect right to sit out a dance if I choose." + +"That young chap was too familiar, anyway. I heard him calling you +'Cousin Patty.'" + +"Oh, fiddlestrings, Ken! Don't be an idiot! We were only joking. And +I'm not so old, yet, but what I can let a boy call me by my first +name if I choose. When I'm twenty I'm going to be Miss Fairfield; +but while I'm nineteen anybody can call me Patty,--if I give him +permission." + +"You're a flirt, Patty." + +"All right, Ken. Flirt with me, won't you?" Patty's roguish blue +eyes looked at Kenneth with such a frank and friendly glance that he +couldn't scold her any more. + +"I can't flirt with you, Patty. I'm not that sort. You know very +well I've only a plain, plodding sort of a mind, and I can't keep up +with this repartee and persiflage that you carry on with these other +chaps." + +"I don't carry on," said Patty, laughing. + +"I didn't say you carried on," returned Kenneth, who took everything +seriously. "I meant you carried on conversations that are full of +wit and repartee, of a sort that I can't get off." + +"Nobody wants you to, you dear old Ken! You wouldn't be half as nice +if you were as foolish and frivolous as these society chatterboxes! +You've got more sterling worth and real intellect in your make-up +than they ever dreamed of. Now, stop your nonsense and come on and +dance. But--don't undertake to lecture Patty Fairfield,--she won't +stand for it!" + +"I didn't mean to lecture you, Patty," and Kenneth spoke very +humbly. "But when I saw you tucked away behind those palms, flirting +with that yellow-headed rattle-pate, I felt that I ought to speak to +you." + +"You SPOKE, all right!" and Patty looked at him severely. "But you +know perfectly well, Kenneth Harper, that I wasn't doing anything I +oughtn't to. You know perfectly well that, though I like what you +call 'flirting,' I'm never the least bit unconventional and I never +forget the strictest law of etiquette and propriety. I'd scorn to do +such a thing!" + +Patty's blue eyes were blazing now with righteous indignation, for +Kenneth had been unjust, and Patty would not stand injustice. She +was punctilious in matters of etiquette, and she had not overstepped +any bounds by sitting out a dance in that alcove, which was a part +of the ballroom and a refuge for any one weary of dancing. + +"And you know perfectly well, Kenneth," she went on, "that you +DIDN'T think I was unconventional, or anything of the sort. You were +only----" + +Patty paused, for she didn't quite want to say what was in her mind. + +"You're right, Little Patty," and Kenneth looked her straight in the +eyes; "you're right. I WAS jealous. Yes, and envious. It always +hurts me to see you laughing and talking in that darling little way +of yours, and to know that _I_ can't make you talk like that. I wish +I weren't such a stupid-head! I wish _I_ could say things that would +make you play your pretty fooleries with ME." + +Patty looked at him in amazement. She had never suspected that +serious-minded, hard-working Kenneth had anything but scorn for men +of less mental calibre and quicker wit. + +"Why, Kenneth," she said, gently, "don't talk like that. My +friendship for you is worth a dozen of these silly foolery +flirtations with men that I don't care two cents for." + +"I don't want your friendship, Patty," and Kenneth's deep voice +trembled a little; "I mean I don't want ONLY your friendship. And +yet I know I can't hope for anything more. I'm too dull and +commonplace to attract a beautiful butterfly like you." + +"Kenneth," and Patty gave him a glance, gentle, but a little +bewildered, "you're out of your head. You have a splendid head, +Kenneth, full of wonderful brains, but you're out of it. You get +yourself back into it as quick as you can! And don't let's dance +this dance, please; I am tired. I wish you'd take me to Mrs. Perry." + +In silence, Kenneth complied with Patty's wish, and took her to +where Lora Perry was sitting. + +Then he went away, leaving Patty much more disturbed by what he had +said than by all the gay fooleries of Eddie Bell or Kit Cameron. + + + + +CHAPTER X + +QUARANTINED + + +"Tired?" asked Mrs. Perry, as she welcomed Patty to her side. + +"A little; I love to dance, but a long program does weary me. Are we +going home soon?" + +"Whenever you like, dear." + +"Oh, not until the others are ready. There goes Marie. She's having +a lovely time to-night. Isn't she a pretty thing?--and so popular." + +Patty's admiration was sincere and honest, and Marie's dark, glowing +beauty was well worthy of commendation. + +But seeing Patty sitting by Mrs. Perry, Marie came to them, when the +dance ended, and declared that she was quite ready to go home, +although the program wasn't finished. + +"What's all this about?" inquired Kit Cameron, coming up to them. +"Go home? Not a bit of it! There are a lot of dances yet." + +"Well, you stay for them if you like, Kit," said his sister, rising. +"I'm going to take these girls away. They've danced quite enough, +and it's time they went home." + +"Whither thou all goest, I will go also," said Cameron. "Where's +Harper?" + +Kenneth and Dick Perry came along then, and both men expressed their +willingness to go home. + +Patty was rather silent during the homeward way, and indeed, as all +were more or less weary, there was little gay conversation. + +As they entered the house, Nora, the parlour-maid, appeared to take +their wraps. + +"Where is Babette?" asked Mrs. Perry, surprised to see Nora in place +of her French maid. + +"Sure she's sick, Mrs. Perry; she do be feelin' that bad, she had to +go to bed. So she bid me do the best I can for the young ladies." + +"I'm sorry to hear Babette is ill; I must go and see her at once." +And Mrs. Perry went away toward the servants' quarters. + +She returned shortly, saying Babette had a bad cold and a slight +fever, but that her symptoms were not alarming. + +"But I'm sorry you girls can't have her services to-night," Mrs. +Perry went on. + +"It doesn't matter a bit," said Patty; "I'd be sorry for myself, if +I couldn't get in and out of my own clothes! Don't think of it, Mrs. +Perry." + +They all went up to their rooms, and though Nora did her best to +assist Patty, her unskilful help bothered more than it aided. So she +kindly dismissed the girl, and catching up a kimono went across to +Marie's room. + +"You get me out of this frock, won't you, Marie?" she said. "It +fidgets me to have Nora fumbling with the hooks. It's a complicated +arrangement and I know she'd tear the lace." + +Marie willingly acquiesced, and then Patty slipped off the pretty +yellow gown, and got into her blue silk kimono. + +"Stay here and brush out your hair, Patty," said Marie, "and we can +have a 'kimono chat,' all by ourselves." + +So Patty sat down at Marie's toilet table, and began to brush out +her golden curls. + +"Did you like the ball, Patty?" asked Marie, as she braided her own +dark hair. + +"Lovely! Everybody was so nice to me. And you had a good time +yourself, I know. I saw you breaking hearts, one after another, you +little siren." + +"Siren, yourself! How did you like that Bell boy?" + +"Gracious! That sounds like a hotel attendant! In fact I think +'bellhop,' as I believe they call them, wouldn't be a bad name for +Eddie Bell. I liked him ever so much, but he was a little,--well,-- +fresh is the only word that expresses it." + +"He is cheeky; but he doesn't mean anything. He's a nice boy; I've +known him for years. He's an awful flirt,--but he admired you like +everything. Though as to that, who doesn't?" + +"Oh, I don't think so much of this general admiration. I think if a +young girl isn't admired, it's her own fault. She only has to be gay +and pleasant and good-natured, and people are bound to like her." + +"Yes," agreed Marie; "but there are degrees. I'll tell you who likes +you an awful lot,--and that's Mr. Harper." + +"Oh, Kenneth;" Patty spoke carelessly, but she couldn't prevent a +rising blush. "Why, Marie, we've been chums for years. I used to +know Ken Harper when I was a little girl and lived in Vernondale. +He's a dear boy, but we're just good friends." + +"I like him," and Marie said this so ingenuously, that Patty gave +her a quick look. "Don't you like anybody ESPECIALLY, Patty?" + +"No, I don't. All boys look alike to me. I like to have them to +dance with, and to send me flowers and candy; and I don't mind make- +believe flirting with them; but the minute they get serious, I want +to run away." + +"Aren't you ever going to be engaged, Patty?" + +"Nonsense! Marie, we're too young to think about such things. After +a few years I shall begin to consider the matter; and if I find +anybody that I simply can't live without, I shall proceed to marry +him. Now, curiosity-box, is there anything else you want to know?" + +"I didn't mean to be curious," and Marie's pretty face looked +troubled; "but, Patty, I will ask you one more question: Couldn't +you,--couldn't you like,--specially, I mean,--my cousin Kit?" + +"Marie, I've a notion to shake you! You little match-maker,--or +mischief-maker,--stop getting notions into your head! In the first +place, I've known your paragon of a cousin only a few weeks; and in +the second place, there's no use going any further than the first +place! Now, you go to sleep, and dream about birds and flowers and +sunshine, and don't fill your pretty head with grown-up notions." + +"You're a funny girl, Patty," and Marie looked at her with big, +serious eyes. + +"If it's funny to be a common-sense, rational human being, then I AM +funny! Now, good-night, chickabiddy. Mrs. Perry says she'll send up +our breakfast about nine to-morrow morning. Hop into my room and +have it with me, won't you?" + +Marie agreed to this arrangement, and gathering up her belongings, +Patty slipped across the hall to her own room. + +The wood fire had burnt down to red embers, and lowering the lights, +Patty sat down for a few moments in a big fireside chair to think. + +She had told the truth, that she did not want to think seriously of +what Marie called "an especial liking" for anybody; but what Kenneth +had said that evening troubled her. + +Her friendship for Kenneth was so firm and strong, her real regard +for him so deep and sincere, that she hated to have it intruded upon +by a question of a more serious feeling. And she had never suspected +that any such question would arise. But she could not mistake the +meaning of Kenneth's spoken wish that he might be capable of the gay +conversation in which Patty delighted. + +"Dear old Ken," she said to herself, "he's so nice just as he is, +but when he tries to be funny, he--well, he CAN'T, that's all. It +isn't his fault. All the boys can't be alike. And I s'pose Ken IS +the nicest of them, after all. He's so true and reliable. But I hope +to gracious he isn't going to fall in love with me. That would spoil +everything I Oh, well, I won't cross that bridge until I come to it. +And if I have come to it,--well, I won't cross it, even then. I'll +just stand stock-still, and wait. I believe there's a poem +somewhere, that says: + + "'Standing with reluctant feet + Where the brook and river meet,-- + Womanhood and childhood sweet.' + +"I s'pose I HAVE left childhood behind, but I feel a long way off +from womanhood. And yet, in a couple of months I'll be twenty. That +does begin to sound aged! But I know one thing, sure and certain: +I'll wait till I AM twenty, before I think about a serious love +affair. Suitors are all very well, but I wouldn't be engaged to a +man for anything! Why, I don't suppose he'd let me dance with +anybody else, or have any fun at all! No, sir-ee, Patricia +Fairfield, you're going to have two or three years of your present +satisfactory existence, before you wear anybody's diamond ring. And +now, my Lady Gay, you'd better skip to bed, for to-morrow night you +have a theatre party in prospect, and you want to look fairly decent +for that." + +The fire was burnt out now, and Patty was so sleepy that her head +had scarcely touched the pillow before she fell asleep. + +A light tap at her door awakened her the next morning, and Marie +appeared, followed by Nora, with a breakfast tray. + +"Wake up, curly-head-sleepy-head," and Marie playfully tweaked +Patty's curls. "Here, I'll be your maid. Here's your nightingale, +and here's your breakfast cap." + +Marie deftly arrayed Patty in the pretty trifles, and poked pillows +behind her back until she was comfortable. + +"Goodness gracious sakes! Marie," said Patty, rubbing her eyes, "you +waked me out of the soundest sleep I have ever known! WHY bother me +with breakfast?" + +"Had to do it," returned Marie, calmly, drawing up a big chair for +herself. "Now keep your eyes open and behave like a lady. Your +chocolate is getting cool and your toast is spoiling." + +The two girls were still discussing their breakfast, when Mrs. Perry +came in. + +"How are you getting on?" she asked, cheerily; "Babette is still +ill, so I had to send Nora to you." + +"Everything is lovely," said Patty, smiling at her hostess. "We're +delightfully looked after. Nora is a jewel. But I hope your maid +isn't seriously ill." + +"I'm afraid she is," and Mrs. Perry looked troubled. "She has a bad +sore throat and she's quite feverish. Now you girlies dawdle around +as much as you like. Although I'm commissioned to tell you that +there are two young men downstairs just pining for you, and they +asked me to coax you to come down at once." + +"Let them wait," said Patty; "we'll be down after a while. Mayn't we +see the baby?" + +"Yes, indeed, if you like. I'll send her in." + +Soon a dainty little morsel of fragrant humanity appeared, +accompanied by her nurse. + +The tot was a trifle shy, but Patty's merry smile soon put her at +her ease. + +"Tell the lady your name, dear," said Marie. + +"Pitty Yady!" said the baby, caressing Patty's cheek. + +"Yes," said Marie, "now tell the pretty lady your name." + +"Baby Boo," said the child. + +"Baby Boo! What a dear name!" said Patty. + +"Her name is Beulah," Marie explained, "but she always calls herself +Baby Boo, so every one else does." + +"It's just the name for her," said Patty, catching up the midget in +her arms and cuddling her. + +"Pitty Yady," repeated the baby, gazing at Patty. + +"She's struck with your beauty, Patty, like everybody else," said +Marie, laughing. + +"It's mutual, then," returned Patty, "for I think she's the +prettiest baby I ever saw. And she does smell so good! I love a +violet baby." And Patty kissed the back of the soft little neck and +squeezed the baby up in her arms. + +"Now Baby Boo must go away," said Marie, at last, "for the Pitty +Yady must get dressed and go downstairs." + +Patty had brought a morning frock, of pink linen with a black velvet +sash, and she looked very trim and sweet as she at last declared +herself ready. + +The two girls went downstairs, and found two very impatient young +men awaiting them. + +"Whatever HAVE you girls been doing all the morning?" exclaimed +Cameron; "you CAN'T have been sleeping until this time!" + +"Playing with the baby, and exchanging confidences," said Patty, +smiling. + +"Both of which you might as well have done down here," Cameron +declared. "I adore my baby niece, and Mr. Harper and I would have +been more than glad to listen to your exchange of confidences." + +"Oh, they weren't intended for your ears!" exclaimed Marie, with +mock horror. "Kimono confidences are very, VERY sacred. But it may +well be that your ears burn." + +"Which ear?" asked Kenneth, feeling of both of his. + +"Fair exchange," said Marie, gaily. "Tell us what you said about us, +and we'll tell you what we said about you." + +"We said you were the two prettiest and sweetest girls in the +world," said Cameron. + +"And we said," declared Patty, "that you were the two handsomest and +most delightful men in the world." + +"But we said you had some faults," said Kenneth, gravely. + +"And we said you had," retorted Marie. "Let's tell each other our +faults. That's always an interesting performance, for it always +winds up with a quarrel." + +"I love a quarrel," said Cameron, enthusiastically. "I dare anybody +to tell me my greatest faults!" + +"Conceit," said Marie, smiling at her cousin. + +"That isn't a fault; it's a virtue," Kit retorted. + +"That's so," and Marie nodded her head; "if you didn't have that +virtue, you wouldn't have any." + +"That's a facer!" said Kit. "Well, Marie, my dear, as you haven't +THAT virtue, am I to conclude you haven't any?" + +"That's very pretty," and Patty nodded, approvingly; "but I want to +stop this game before it's my turn, for I'm too sensitive to have my +faults held up to the public eye." + +"But we haven't quarrelled yet," said Kit, who looked disappointed. +"Why do you like to quarrel so much?" asked Patty. + +"Because it's such fun to kiss and make up." + +"Is it?" asked Patty; "I'd like to see it done, then. You and Ken +quarrel, and then let us see you kiss and make up." + +"Harper is too good-natured to quarrel and I'm not good-natured +enough to kiss him," said Kit. "I guess I won't quarrel to-day, +after all. I can't seem to get the right partner. Let's try some +other game. Want to go over to the club and bowl?" + +"Yes, indeed," cried Patty; "I'd love to." + +So the four young people bundled into fur coats, and motored over to +the country club. + +They were all good players and enjoyed their game till Kit reminded +them that it was nearly luncheon time, and they went back to the +house. + +"How is Babette?" Patty inquired, as their hostess appeared at +luncheon. + +"She's worse;" and Mrs. Perry looked very anxious. "I don't want to +worry you girls, but I think you would better go home this +afternoon, for I don't know what Babette's case may develop into. +The doctor was here this morning, and he has sent a trained nurse to +take care of the girl. I confess I am worried." + +"Oh, we were going this afternoon, anyway," said Patty. "I have to, +as I have an engagement this evening. But I'm sorry for you, Mrs. +Perry. It is awful to have illness in the house. What is it you are +afraid of?" + +"I hate to mention it, but the doctor fears diphtheria. Now don't be +alarmed, for there is positively no danger, if you go this +afternoon. But I can't risk your staying an hour longer than is +necessary. Nora will help you pack your things. And I'm going to +send you off right after lunch." + +After luncheon the doctor came again, and Mrs. Perry went off to +confer with him. + +"Excuse me," said Kit Cameron, as his sister left the room, "I must +stand by Lora, and I want to find out from the doctor if there is +really any danger. Perhaps my sister's fears are exaggerated." + +It was nearly half an hour before Kit came back, and then he looked +extremely serious. + +"I have bad news for you," he said; "Babette's illness is +diphtheria,--a severe case." + +"Oh, the poor girl!" said Patty, with impulsive sympathy. + +"Yes, indeed, little Babette is pretty sick. And, too, it's awfully +hard on Lora. But that isn't all of it." + +"What else?" said Marie, breathless with suspense. + +"I hardly know how to tell you," and Cameron's face was very +troubled. "But I suppose the best way is to tell you straight out. +The truth is, we are all quarantined. We can't go away from here." + +"Quarantined!" cried Patty, who knew that this meant several weeks' +imprisonment; "oh, NO!" + +"Yes," and Kit looked at her with pained eyes; "can you ever forgive +me, Miss Fairfield, for bringing you here? But of course I could not +foresee this awful climax to our pleasant party." + +"Of course you couldn't!" cried Patty;--"don't think for a moment +that we blame you, Mr. Cameron. But,--you must excuse me if I feel +rather--rather--" + +"Flabbergasted," put in Kenneth; "it's an awful thing, Cameron, but +we must take it philosophically. Brace up, Patty girl, don't let +this thing floor you." + +Patty gave one look into Kenneth's eyes, and read there so much +sympathy, courage, and strong helpfulness, that she was ashamed of +herself. + +"Forgive me for being so selfish," she said, as the tears came into +her eyes. "Of course we must stay, if the doctor orders; I know how +strict they have to be about these things. And we will stay +cheerfully, as long as we must. It's dreadful to impose on Mrs. +Perry so, but we can't help it, and we must simply make the best of +it. We'll help her all we can, and I'm sure Marie and I can do a +lot." + +"You're a brick!" and Cameron gave her a look of appreciation. "Poor +Lora is heart-broken at the trouble it makes for you girls, and for +Harper. She quite loses sight of her own anxieties in worrying about +you all." + +"Tell her to stop it," said Marie; "I rather think that we can bear +our part of it, considering what Cousin Lora has to suffer. Can +Cousin Dick come home?" + +"I hadn't thought of that!" exclaimed Cameron. "Why, no; that is, if +he can't go back to his office again. We'll have to telephone him to +stay in New York until the siege is raised. There are many things to +think of, but as I am responsible for bringing you people up here, +naturally that worries me the most. I'm not to blame for the maid's +illness or for Dick's enforced absence from home. But I AM to blame +for bringing you girls up here at all." + +"Don't talk of blame, Mr. Cameron, please," said Patty's soft voice; +"you kindly brought us here to give us pleasure and you did so. The +fact that this emergency has arisen is of no blame to anybody. The +only one to be blamed is the one who cannot meet it bravely!" + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +MEETING IT BRAVELY + + +"You're the most wonderful girl in the world!" exclaimed Cameron, in +a burst of admiration at Patty's speech. + +But Kenneth looked steadily at Patty, with a thoughtful gaze. + +"You're keyed up," he said to her, gently; "and if you take it like +that, you'll collapse." + +"Like what?" Patty snapped out the words, for her nerves were strung +to a high tension. + +"Doing the hysterical histrionic act," and Kenneth smiled at the +excited girl, not reprovingly, but with gentle sympathy. "Now take +it standing, Patty,--face it squarely,--and you'll be all right. +We're housed up here,--for how long, Cameron?" + +"I--I don't know," said Kit, looking desperate. + +"That only means you won't tell," declared his cousin. "Own up, Kit, +how long did the doctor say?" + +"Three or four weeks." + +"Oh!" Patty merely breathed the word, but it sounded like a wail of +despair. Then she caught Kenneth's eye, and his glance of steadfast +courage nerved her anew. + +"It's all right," she said, almost succeeding in keeping a quiver +out of her voice. "We can have a real good time. People can send us +all sorts of things, and,--I suppose we can't write letters,--but we +can telephone. Oh, that reminds me; may I telephone Mr. Van Reypen +at once, that I can't"--Patty blinked her eyes, and swallowed hard-- +"that I can't be at my--at his party this evening?" + +Mr. Cameron looked a picture of abject grief. + +"Miss Fairfield," he began, "if I could only tell you how sorry I +am--" + +"Please don't," said Patty, kindly; "I've accepted the situation +now, and you won't hear a single wail of woe from me. Pooh! what's a +theatre party more or less among me! And a few weeks' rest will do +us all good. We'll pretend we're at a rest cure or sanitarium, and +go to bed early, and get up late, and all that." + +"Oh, of course we must all telephone to our homes," said Marie; "and +I must say, I think girls are selfish creatures! We've never given a +thought to Mr. Harper's business!" + +"Don't give it a thought," said Kenneth, lightly. "I've given it one +or two already, and I may give it another. That's enough for any old +business." + +"That sounds well, Ken," said Patty, "but I know it's going to make +you a terrific lot of trouble. And Mr. Cameron, too! A civil +engineer--" + +"Can't be uncivil, even in a case like this," put in Kit; "or I'd +say what I really feel about the whole business! It would be worse, +of course, if one of our own people were ill; but to be tied up like +this because of a servant is, to say the least, exasperating." + +"Babette's a nice little thing, and I'm awfully sorry for her," said +Patty. + +"So am I," said Marie; "but I'm like Kit. I think it's awful for +half a dozen of us to be held here, like this, because a maid is +ill!" + +"But, Marie, what's the use of even thinking about it?" said Patty; +"we can't help ourselves, we're obliged to stay here, so for +goodness' sake, let's make the best of it. I shall send home for my +pink chiffon,--that's always a great comfort to me in time of +trouble." + +"Send for one for me," said Cameron, "if they're so comforting in +trouble." + +"I've only one," returned Patty, "but you can share the benefit of +its comforting qualities. Now we'll have to take turns at the +telephone. Suppose I take it first, and break the news to Mr. Van +Reypen, for he'll have to invite somebody in my place." + +"You're sure it's positive?" said Kenneth to Cameron; "you're sure +there's no hope of a reprieve or a mistaken diagnosis?" + +"No," said Kit, positively; "I made sure, before I told you at all." + +"Of course you did," said Patty, trying to be cheerful. "I know you +wouldn't have told us, until you were sure you had to. Now I'll +telephone to Phil, and then to my home, and then, Marie, you can +tell your people, and after that we'll let the men fix up their +business affairs. What a comfort it is that we can telephone, for I +don't suppose we'll be allowed to write letters, unless we fumigate +them, and I won't inflict my friends with those horrid odours." + +The telephone was in the library, and as Patty crossed the hall, she +met Mrs. Perry coming toward her. + +Mrs. Perry had her handkerchief to her eyes, and Patty went straight +to her and put her arms around her. + +"Dear Mrs. Perry," she said, "I am SO sorry for you! To have +Babette's illness, and then to have the burden of four guests at the +same time! But, truly, we'll make just as little trouble as we can, +and I hope you'll let us help in any way possible." + +"Oh, Patty," Lora Perry said, in a choked voice, "I feel dreadful +about making you stay here in these circumstances! Just think of all +your engagements,--and all the fun you'll miss. It's perfectly +awful!" + +"Now don't think of those things at all. Just remember that your +four guests are not complaining a bit. We know you're sorry for us +and you know we're sorry for you, and we're all sorry for poor +Babette. Now that part's settled, and we're all going to make the +best of it. You don't go into Babette's room, do you?" + +"Oh, no; I couldn't go near the baby, if I did. And the patient has +a trained nurse, you know. Honestly, Patty,--you don't mind my +calling you Patty, do you?" + +"No, indeed, I like to have you." + +"Well, I was going to say, I don't really think there's a bit of +danger of infection for any of us. But, of course, you know what a +doctor's orders are, and how they must be obeyed." + +"Of course I know; now don't you think for a moment of any petty +little disappointments we girls may have. Why, they're nothing +compared to your trouble and Mr. Perry's, and the boys'." + +Patty telephoned Philip Van Reypen, and that young man was simply +aghast. + +"I can't believe it!" he exclaimed. "Do you mean to say that you +people are to be held up there for weeks? It's preposterous! It's +criminal!" + +"Don't talk like that, Philip. We can't help it. The Perrys can't +help it. And it isn't a national catastrophe. Honestly, a few weeks' +rest will do me good." + +"Yes! With that Cameron man dangling at your heels!" + +"Well, Philip, if I have to stay here, you ought to be glad I have +some one here to amuse me." + +"I'm not! I'd rather you were there alone! Patty, I won't stand it! +I'm coming up myself, to dig you out!" + +"Don't talk foolishness! If you come up here, you'll have to stay! +They don't let any one leave the house." + +"All right, then, I'll stay! That wouldn't be half bad." + +"Philip, behave yourself! Mrs. Perry has all the company she can +take care of." + +"I'll help her take care of her company. One of 'em, anyway!" + +"I won't talk to you, if you're so silly. Now listen. You go ahead +with your party to-night, and ask some other pretty girl to take my +place." + +"Take your place!" Philip's growl of disgust nearly broke the +telephone. + +"Yes," went on Patty, severely, "to take my place. And then, when we +get let out, you could have another party for me. Don't you see, it +will be a sort of celebration of my release from captivity." + +"I tell you I won't stand it! I'll have the confounded party to- +night,--because I'll HAVE to, but to-morrow I'm coming straight, +bang, up to Eastchester!" + +"Come if you like, but you won't be admitted to this house. And I +think you're acting horrid, Philip. Instead of being sorry for me, +you just scold." + +"I'm not scolding YOU, Patty, but I won't have you shut up there +with that Cameron!" + +"And Kenneth." + +"Harper's all right, but that Cameron boy is too fresh,--and I don't +want you to encourage him." + +"All right, Philip, I won't encourage him. Good-bye." Patty spoke in +her sweetest tones, and hung up the receiver suddenly, leaving Mr. +Van Reypen in a state of mind bordering on frenzy. + +Then Patty called up Nan, and explained the whole situation to her. + +"How awful!" said Nan, in deepest sympathy, "both for Mrs. Perry and +for you." + +"Yes, it is; but of course there's nothing to do but make the best +of it. Ken is splendid. If it weren't for his strength and courage I +don't know how I'd bear it. But he won't let me give way. So I'm +going to be a heroine and all that sort of thing, a real little +Casablanca. Honestly, Nan, I feel ashamed of myself to think of my +little bothers,--when the boys have their business matters to +consider, and Mrs. Perry is in such deep trouble. So I'm going to do +my best to be cheerful and pleasant. They say we may be here two or +three weeks or more." + +"Good gracious, Patty!" + +"Yes, I know,--it's all of that! Now, Nan, I mustn't keep this +telephone, for they all want to use it. But I'll call you up to- +night or to-morrow, for a longer talk. I wish you'd send me up some +clothes. Pack a suitcase or a steamer trunk with some little house- +dresses and tea-gowns and lingerie, and send it along to-morrow. +Then I'll tell you later what else I want. Tell father all about it, +and ask him to call me up this evening. Good-bye for now." + +Patty hung up the receiver, and Marie took her turn next. + +"How did your people take it?" asked Cameron, as Patty came slowly +back to the hall fireside, where they had all been sitting when the +dreadful news was told. + +"I told my mother," said Patty, "but I didn't give her a chance to +say much. She was appalled, of course, at the whole business, but +she's going to send me some clothes, and get along without me for a +few weeks,--although I can't help feeling 'they will miss me at +home, they will miss me.'" + +Patty sang the line in a high falsetto that made them all laugh. + +"Mother's about crazy!" announced Marie, as she came back from +telephoning. "Not that she minds my staying here, but she's sure +I'll have the diphtheria!" + +"No, you won't, Marie," said Kit, earnestly. "I asked the doctor +particularly, and he said there wasn't the least danger that any of +us would develop the disease." + +"Then why do we have to stay here?" asked Marie. + +"Because the house is quarantined. By order of the Board of Health. +You may as well make up your mind to it, cousin, and take it +philosophically, as Miss Fairfield does." + +Kenneth telephoned to his office, and then Kit shut himself up in +the library and telephoned for a long time. + +When he returned, he said, with an evident effort at cheerfulness, +"Now let's pretend that we're not kept here against our will, but +that this is a jolly house party. If we were here for a month, on +invitation, we'd expect to have a bang-up time." + +"But this is so different," said Patty, dolefully. "A house party +would mean all kinds of gaiety and fun. But it doesn't seem right to +be gay, when Babette is dangerously ill." + +"But she isn't dangerously ill," said Kit, earnestly. "It may prove +a very light case. But you see the quarantine laws are just as +strict for a very light case as for a desperate one. Now, I propose +that we try to forget Babette for the present, and go in for a good +time." + +"But we can't do anything," said Marie; "we can't go to places or +have any company, or see anybody or write any letters--" + +"There, there, little girl," said her cousin, "don't make matters +worse by complaining. Here are four most attractive young people, in +a perfectly lovely house, with all the comforts of home; and if we +don't have a good time, it's our own fault. What shall we do this +afternoon?" + +"Let's play bridge," said Patty; "that's quiet, and I don't feel +like anything rackety-packety." + +"Bridge is good enough for me," said Kenneth, manfully striving to +shake off the gloom he felt. He was really very much concerned about +some important business matters, but he said nothing of this to any +one. + +They sat down at the bridge table, but the game dragged. No one +seemed interested, and they dealt the cards in silence. + +Cameron tried to keep up a lively flow of conversation, and the +others tried to respond to his efforts. But though they succeeded +fairly well, after the third rubber, Patty declared she could not +play any longer, and she was going to her room for a nap. + +"Come on," said Marie, jumping up, "I'll go with you." + +"Yes, do, girlies," said Cameron, kindly. "A little nap will do you +good. Come down for tea, won't you?" + +"I don't know," said Patty, doubtfully; "I think we'll have tea in +our rooms, and not come down till dinner time." + +"As you like," returned Kit; "if we four have to live together for +weeks, it won't do to see TOO much of each other!" + +"Then perhaps we won't come down to dinner, either," said Patty, +with a momentary flash of her roguish nature. + +"Oh, you MUST!" exclaimed Kenneth, who couldn't help taking things +seriously. "You two girls are the only bright spots in this whole +business!" + +"Thank you," and Patty smiled at him, as she and Marie went away. + +"Come into my room," said Patty, "and let's talk this thing over." + +Soon the two girls, in kimonos, were sitting either side of the +cheerful wood fire, discussing the outlook. + +"It's worse for you than for me, Patty," said Marie, "for you have +more social engagements, and all that sort of thing, than I do. And +besides, these are my relatives. But for you, almost a stranger, to +be held up here like this, it's just awful! I can't tell you how bad +I feel about it." + +"Now, Marie, let up on that sort of talk! It's no more your fault +than it is mine, and the fact of the Perrys being your relatives +doesn't make a scrap of difference. To be honest, the thing nearly +floored me at first, for I never had anything like this happen to me +before. But that's all the more reason why I should brace up to this +first occasion,--and from now on, you won't hear another peep of +discontent out of ME. If we have to stay here four weeks or eight +weeks or twelve weeks, I'm going to behave myself like a desirable +citizen. And I'm only sorry that I've acted horrid so far." + +"You haven't acted horrid, Patty." + +"Yes, I have; when we played bridge I sat around like an old wet +blanket. Now I'll tell you what, Marie, let's plan something nice +for this evening. Something that will cheer up Mrs. Perry, and +incidentally ourselves. But isn't it strange how we can't make it +seem like a house party? Really, you know, it IS one, and Babette +isn't sick enough,--at least, not yet,--for us to be gloomy and +mournful. And yet, for the life of me, I can't feel gay and festive. +But I'm going to MAKE myself feel so, if it takes all summer! We've +two awfully nice boys to entertain us, and you and I are good +congenial chums. Mrs. Perry is a dear and the baby is an awful +comfort. Now why, Marie, WHY can't we act just as if there wasn't +any Babette? I mean, of course, unless she gets very much worse." + +"It isn't our concern for Babette that makes the trouble," said +Marie, slowly; "it's our disappointment at our own inconvenience, +and being kept here against our will." + +"You clever little thing! You've put your finger right on the truth. +You're right! Our anxiety for Babette is real enough as far as it +goes, but it's secondary. The primary cause of our gloom IS pure +selfishness! and the amazing part is, that I never realised it until +you showed me! Now I have always thought that the sin I abhorred +most was selfishness, and here I am giving way to it at the first +opportunity. Well, it's got to stop! Now, then, let's plan something +real nice and pleasant for this evening, and have a good time." + +"I don't think anything would be nicer than music," said Marie. +"Lora has a violin, and Kit and I will play, and you can sing--" + +"And we'll all sing choruses and things,--real jolly ones, and enter +into it with some spirit." + +"Yes; Lora loves to have people sing, and she'll enjoy that." + +"And then other nights," Patty went on, bravely, "we'll get up some +entertainment. Tableaux, you know, or theatricals." + +"Yes, and we can play games and things. Now shall we go down to +tea?" + +"No," and Patty wagged her head, sagely; "it's perfectly true that +we mustn't give those boys too much of our delightful society or +they won't appreciate it! Let them wait for us till dinner time. +We'll have our tea up here, and perhaps Mrs. Perry will be with us. +Let the boys shift for themselves till dinner time, and then they'll +be all the more glad to see us." + +Nora brought the tea tray up to the girls, and with it a note. + +"I thought they'd holler for us," said Patty, laughing as she read +the note; "listen to this: 'Twin stars of light and joy, DO come +down and illumine our dark and lonesome tea-table! We pine and +languish without you! Oh, come QUICK, ere we fade away! Kit and +Ken.' I thought they'd be lonesome," and Patty nodded her head, with +a satisfied air. "Now you know, Marie, if we've got to take care of +these boys for weeks, we must make them walk a chalk line." + +"Yes, of course, Patty; shall we go down, or send a note?" + +"Neither," returned Patty, with a toss of her head. "Nora, please +say to the young gentlemen that the young ladies will be down at +dinner time." + +"Yes, Miss Fairfield," said Nora, departing. + +A few moments later they heard the wailing strains of a violin, and +listening at their door, heard Kit playing, with exaggerated effect. +"Come into the Garden, Maud." + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +A SURPRISE + + +"Good gracious, Marie!" exclaimed Patty, popping her head in at +Marie's door, just before dinner time, "we haven't any clothes! Are +you going to wear your party frock or the dress you wore up here?" + +"'Deed I'm not going to put on my best gown for a little home +dinner! The dresses we wore up here are all right. They're nice and +pretty." + +"But they're day frocks. I DO like to dress up for dinner." + +"I'll help you out," said Lora Perry, who was present. "I've two or +three trunkfuls of old-fashioned clothes, that ought to fit you +girls fairly well. They're not antiques, you know; they're some I +had before I was married,--but they're pretty. Go in the trunk room +and rummage." + +So the two girls went to inspect the frocks. + +"Why, they're beautiful," said Patty; "I really think they're a lot +prettier than the things we wear to-day. Oh, look at these big +sleeves." + +"Yes, leg o' mutton they used to call them." + +"I know, but they're more the size of a side of beef! But these are +street dresses. Where are the evening things?" + +"Here are some," said Marie, opening another trunk. + +"Oh, how lovely!" And Patty pounced on a white organdy, made with a +full skirt and three narrow, lace-edged frills. There were wide, +full petticoats to go with it, and Patty declared that was her +costume. Marie found a dimity, of a Dresden-flowered pattern, with +black velvet bows, which she appropriated, and they flew back to +their rooms in triumph. + +The white dress proved very becoming to Patty, and the square-cut +neck of the bodice suited the lines of her pretty throat and +shoulders. She wore a broad sash of blue ribbon and a knot of blue +ribbon in her hair. Marie's dress was equally pretty, and they +laughed heartily at the full, flaring skirts, so different from the +narrow ones of their own wardrobe. + +They went downstairs together, and found waiting for them two bored- +looking young men, in immaculate evening clothes. + +"Good-evening," said Patty, dropping a little curtsy; "SO glad to +meet you." + +"Thought you'd never come," returned Kit. "What are you, anyway? +Masquerading as old-fashioned girls?" + +"Are they old-fashioned togs?" said Kenneth. "I thought they looked +different, but I didn't know what ailed them." + +"They're perfectly beautiful evening frocks," Patty declared, "and +you're not to make fun of them." + +"Far be it from me to make fun of anything so charming," returned +Cameron. "Come along, Captive Princess, dinner is waiting." He +tucked Patty's hand in his arm, and as they walked to the dining- +room, he murmured: "You really are a Captive Princess now, aren't +you?" + +"Yes, I am; and if you're my Knight, aren't you going to deliver me +from durance vile?" + +"Of course I am. I will be under your window at midnight with a rope +ladder and a white palfrey." + +"Well, if I'm awake I'll come down the ladder; but if not, don't +expect me." + +"But if you want to be rescued, you must take the opportunity when +it offers." + +"Oh, I'm not so sure I want to be rescued. I'm ready now to make the +best of things and I'm planning to have a real good time while we +stay here." + +"Nice little Captive Princess! Nice little Princess Poppycheek! And +am I included in these good times?" + +"Yes, indeed. It will take the four of us; and Mrs. Perry, whenever +we can get her, to have the good times I'm planning." + +All through dinner time Patty was her own gay, merry self. Babette +was not mentioned, nor the fact that they were staying in +Eastchester, under compulsion, and it might have been just a happy +party invited there for pleasure. + +Mr. Perry's absence was, of course, painfully noticeable. But Patty +knew that Mrs. Peny had telephoned him all about the case, and she +made no comment. She was determined that she would not be +responsible for any allusion to their trouble. + +After dinner Patty informed them all that a musicale would take +place. Everybody agreed to this, and all joined in singing gay +choruses and glees. Patty sang solos, and Kit and Marie played +duets. Then Patty sang to a violin obligato, and altogether the +concert was a real success. + +"We ought to go on the road," said Kit, as he laid down his violin +at last. "I think as a musical troupe we'd be a screaming success. +Now, who's for a little dance to wind up with?" + +"Do dance," said Mrs. Perry; "I'll play for you." + +"Just one, then," said Patty, "for this is a rest-cure, you know; +and I'm going to bed very early. Six weeks in the country is going +to do wonders for me." + +Though four weeks had been the extreme possibility of their stay, +Patty whimsically kept calling it six weeks or eight weeks, because, +as she said, that made four weeks seem less. + +Cameron turned to Patty, as his sister began to play, and in a +moment they were dancing. + +"If we dance every night for twelve weeks," said Patty, "we ought to +do fairly well together." + +"When I think of that, I'm entirely reconciled to staying here," +returned Kit. "Poppycheek, you are a wonderful dancer! You're like a +butterfly skimming over a cobweb!" + +"I don't dance a bit better than you do. You're almost like a +professional, except that you're more graceful than they are." + +"DON'T, Princess! don't talk to me like that, or I shall faint away +from sheer delight! But as we both are such miraculous steppers, we +might give exhibitions or something." + +"Yes, or teach, and make our everlasting fortune." + +"Well, I think we won't do either. We'll just reserve our glorious +genius for our own enjoyment. Just think of dancing with you every +night, for goodness knows how long!" said Kit. + +"But you won't." + +"Won't? Why not?" + +"Because before we've been here many days we shall quarrel. I know +we will. Four people can't be shut up inside four walls without +quarrelling sooner or later." + +"Well, let's make it later. And, anyway, I'm so good-natured, you +couldn't quarrel with me if you tried." + +"I couldn't quarrel with you while I'm dancing with you, anyway. But +now this dance is over and there's not to be another one to-night. +Good-night, everybody. Come, Marie," and taking Marie by the hand, +Patty led her upstairs at once. + +"Oh, DON'T go!" cried the two young men, but Patty and Marie only +leaned over the banisters, and called down laughing good-nights, and +ran away to their rooms. + +Next morning, Patty declared they must adhere to the policy of +keeping more or less to themselves. + +"I can put in a lovely morning," she said; "I shall visit the baby +in the nursery and I shall read for awhile, and I'll have a long +telephone conversation with Nan and perhaps some other people, and +I'm not going downstairs till luncheon time. You do as you like, +Marie." + +Marie declared her intention of doing whatever Patty did, so the two +girls spent a pleasant morning upstairs. + +Mrs. Perry reported that Babette was no worse, and that the doctor +had said nothing further than that. + +At luncheon time, the girls went downstairs and were greeted with +reproofs for being so late. + +"We'll play with you this afternoon," said Patty, kindly, "but you +can't expect to have our company all day. I've had a lovely time +this morning; Baby Boo is an entertainment in herself." + +"Why didn't you let me come up to the nursery?" said Kit. "That +Kiddy-baby loves me." + +"She does, indeed," said Patty, serenely; "she's been asking for +Uncle Kit all the morning." + +"Cruel Princess!" said Cameron; "you're not a bit nice to your +Knight!" + +"I'll make up for it this afternoon," and Patty flashed him a glance +that seemed greatly to cheer him. + +After lunch they all went into the library. Patty threw herself into +a big arm-chair. + +"Now, I want to be entertained," she said; "I'm perfectly amiable +and affable and good-natured, but I wish to be amused. Will you do +it, my Knight?" + +"Ay, Princess, that will I!" and Cameron made a flourishing and +obsequious bow before her. "Would it amuse your Royal Highness to +learn that you're going home this afternoon?" + +"That is but a cruel jest," said Patty, "and so, not amusing. If it +were the truth, it would be good hearing, indeed." + +"But it IS the truth, fair lady." Cameron looked at his watch. "In +about an hour, the speedy motor will convey us all back to the busy +mart and to our homes." + +"What do you mean?" cried Patty, starting up; for she saw that it +was not a mere jest. + +"May I make a speech?" and Cameron took the middle of the floor, +while his hearers sat in breathless silence. + +Mrs. Perry had a twinkle in her eye, Kenneth looked hopeful, but the +girls' faces expressed only blank wonder. + +"To begin with," said Mr. Cameron, in a cool, even voice, "we're not +quarantined, and never have been. To proceed, Babette has not the +diphtheria, and never has had. In a word, and I trust I shall not be +flayed alive,--this whole affair is a practical joke, which I have +had the honour to perpetrate on Miss Patricia Fairfield, and for +which I claim the payment of a wager made by the fair lady herself!" + +Patty's blue eyes stared at him. At first, a furious wave of anger +swept over her, and then her sense of justice made her realise that +she had no right to be angry. It took her a few moments to realise +the whole situation, and then she began to laugh. + +She jumped up and went to Cameron, and with her little fist she +pounded his broad shoulder. + +"_I_--THINK--YOU'RE--PERFECTLY--HORRID!!" she exclaimed, emphasising +each word by a pound on his shoulders. + +Then she stood back with dignity. "How DARE you do such a thing?" +she cried, stamping her foot at him. + +"There, there, little Princess,--little Captive Princess,--don't +take it so hard! Don't let your joy at your escape be marred by your +chagrin at having been caught!" + +"Do you mean to say, Cameron," said Kenneth, rather sternly, "that +you trumped up this quarantine business, and it's all a fake?" + +"Just exactly that," said Cameron, calmly, and looking Ken steadily +in the eye. + +"You've made me a lot of trouble, old man," and Kenneth's voice was +regretful rather than reproachful. + +"Oh, not so much," said Cameron, airily. "I took the liberty of +telephoning your office after you did yesterday, and told them that +it was probable you'd be back there this afternoon." + +Kenneth stared at him speechlessly, stupefied by this exhibition of +nerve. + +"Did you know all about it, Lora?" demanded Marie, turning to Mrs. +Perry. + +"Yes," said that lady, between spasms of laughter. "I didn't want to +do it, but Kit just made me! You see, Babette did have an awful sore +throat, and we did call a nurse, but the doctor said, that while it +might turn toward diphtheria, there was small danger of it. And, +this morning, he said even that danger had passed. Truly, girls, I +didn't consent willingly, but Kit coaxed me into it. Of course, I +telephoned Dick the whole story, and he stayed in town last night, +but he's coming home this afternoon. You're not angry, are you, +Patty?" + +"I don't know whether I am or not. I'm a little bewildered as yet. +But I think, in fairness, I shall have to admit it was a most +successful practical joke,--as such jokes go." + +"And it fulfilled all your conditions?" asked Cameron, eagerly. + +"I'm not sure of that. We agreed that it must be clever and not +unkind. It was certainly clever, but wasn't it a little unkind to +cause trouble to so many people? Mrs. Homer, for instance?" + +"No!" exclaimed Kit, hastily. "I telephoned last evening to auntie, +and told her that there was probability that the quarantine would be +lifted to-day. I telephoned the same thing to Mrs. Fairfield, but I +told both ladies not to mention that to you girls, as I didn't want +to raise false hopes. Oh, I looked out for every point, and you're +not angry with me, are you, Princess?" + +He was so wheedlesome and so boyish in his enjoyment of the joke, +that Patty hadn't the heart to scold him, nor was she sure she had +any reason to do so. + +"I admit it," she said, "you certainly did play a practical joke on +me successfully, though I didn't think you could. You have won the +wager, and I shall of course pay my debt. But just now, I'm +interested in the fact that we're going home. And yet," she added, +turning to her hostess, "isn't it funny? Now that we CAN go, I don't +want to go! Now it seems like a house party again." + +Patty beamed around on them all, and seemed a different girl from +the Patty of the last twenty-four hours. + +"You were a brick!" said Kenneth, "through it all. I know how you +suffered, but you bravely forgot yourself in trying to make it +pleasant for the others." + +"Nonsense! I acted like a pig! A horrid, round, fat pig! But, truly, +it was the most different sensation to be quarantined here or to be +visiting here. I wouldn't believe, if I hadn't tried it, what a +difference there is! Oh, it's just lovely here, now!" and Patty +executed a little fancy dance, singing a merry little song to it. + +"Well, I'll tell you how to get even," said Mrs. Perry; "all of you +come up here again soon, for a little visit, and leave Kit at home! +Then I guess he'll be sorry." + +At this, Kit emitted a wail of grief and anguish, and then the girls +ran away to pack their things for the homeward trip. + +Within the hour, they had started for New York. Patty had entirely +forgiven Cameron, and was ready to enjoy the memory of the affair as +a good joke upon herself. + +"I don't approve of practical jokes," she said, by way of summing +up. "I never did, and I don't now. But I know that I brought it on +myself by making that foolish bet, and it has taught me a lesson +never to do such a thing again. And I forgive you, Mr. Kit Cameron, +only on condition that you give me your promise never to play a joke +on me again. I admit that you CAN do it, but I ask that you WON'T do +it." + +"I promise, Princess," said Cameron. "Henceforward, there shall be +no jokes between us,--of course, I mean practical jokes. But you +will make good your wager?" + +"Certainly; I always pay my just debts." + +"May I come and collect the debt this evening?" + +"No, that's too soon; come to-morrow night, if you like. This +evening I devote to a reunion with my family." + +"Nobody else?" + +"Possibly somebody else,--somebody who was defrauded by your +precious joke." And then a sudden light dawned upon Patty. "WAS your +quarantine idea worked up in order to keep me away from New York +last night?" + +"Partly," said Cameron, honestly; "I didn't see any other way to cut +out Van Reypen, and it fitted in with my whole plan, so why not?" + +"It wasn't very nice of you." + +"All's fair in love and war," and Cameron laughed so gaily, that +Patty concluded it was wiser to drop the subject. + +"_I_ think it was awfully hard for poor Mr. Van Reypen to lose Patty +from the party, because of your old joke!" exclaimed Marie. + +"I don't mind that part of it," said Kenneth; "he might as well have +a little corner of the joke, as the rest of us. But if I've lost a +five thousand dollar deal on this, I'll sue you for damages, +Cameron." + +"Sue ahead," said the irrepressible Kit; "I've danced, and I'm +willing to pay the piper." + +Kenneth and Marie were left at their homes, and the car went on to +Patty's house. + +"May I come in?" said Cameron, as they reached it. + +"No, indeed!" said Patty, and then she added, "I don't know--yes-- +perhaps you'd better. If father storms about this thing, I think you +ought to be there and face the music." + +"I think so, too," said Cameron, with alacrity; "I'd rather be +there, and help my little Princess weather the storm." + +They found Mr. and Mrs. Fairfield both at home, and they created an +immense surprise by suddenly appearing before them. + +"Why, Patty Fairfield!" cried Nan, "you DEAR child!" She wrapped +Patty in her embrace as if welcoming one long lost. Nor was Mr. +Fairfield less fervent in his demonstrations of welcome. + +They shook Cameron warmly by the hand, and Nan rang for tea and +said: "Tell us all about it! How did you get out? Was it a false +alarm? Wasn't it diphtheria? Oh, Mr. Cameron, you relieved us so +greatly last night, when you told us it might be a mistaken +diagnosis! What is the matter with you two? What are you giggling +about?" + +And then the whole story came out. Cameron and Patty both talked at +once, Cameron making a clean breast of the matter, and assuming all +the blame, while Patty made excuses for him, and offered +conciliatory explanations. + +Nan went off in peals of laughter and declared it was the best joke +she had ever heard. + +But Mr. Fairfield hesitated as to his verdict. He asked many +questions, to which he received straightforward answers. + +At last, he said: "It was a prank, and I cannot say I think it was +an admirable performance. But young folks will be young folks, and I +trust I'm not so old and grouty as to frown on innocent fun. To my +mind, this came perilously near NOT being entirely innocent, but I'm +not going to split hairs about it. I don't care for such jokes +myself, but I must admit, Cameron, you played it pretty cleverly. +And you certainly did your share toward lessening any anxieties that +might have been caused to other people. So there's my hand on it, +boy, but if you'll take an older man's advice, put away these +childish pranks as you take on the dignity of years." + +"Thank you, Mr. Fairfield," said Cameron, "you make me feel almost +ashamed of myself; but, truly, sir, I am addicted to jokes. I can't +seem to help it!" + +The handsome face was so waggish and full of sheer, joyous fun, that +they all laughed and the matter was amicably settled. + +"But I want my picture," Cameron said, as he rose to go. + +"And you shall have it," said Patty, running out of the room. + +She returned with a cabinet photograph, wrapped in a bit of tissue +paper. + +"Please appreciate it," she said, demurely, "for never before have I +given my photograph to a young man. They say it is an excellent +likeness of me." + +Cameron removed the paper, and saw a picture of Patty taken at the +age of two years. + +It was a lovely baby picture, with merry eyes and smiling lips. + +The quick-witted young man betrayed none of the disappointment he +felt, and only said, "It is indeed a striking likeness! I never saw +a better photograph! Thank you, a thousand times." + +Then, amid the general laughter that ensued, Cameron went away. + +The Fairfields discussed the whole matter, and Patty finally summed +up the consensus of opinion, by saying: "Well, I don't care! It was +an awfully good joke, and he's an awfully nice boy!" + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + +SISTER BEE + + +One afternoon Patty and Marie Homer were coming home from a concert. + +Patty had grown very fond of Marie. They were congenial in many +ways, and especially so in their love of music, and often went +together to concerts or recitals. + +It was late in March, but as spring had come early the afternoon was +warm and Marie proposed, as the two girls got into the Homer +limousine, that they go for a ride through the park. + +"A short one, then," said Patty, "for I must be home fairly early!" + +"Then don't let's go in the park," said Marie, "let's go to my +house, instead. For I want you to meet Bee. She's just home for her +Easter vacation." + +"I can only stay a minute; but I will go. I do want to see Bee. How +long will she be at home?" + +"More than a fortnight. She has quite a holiday. Oh, there'll be gay +doings while Bee's at home. She keeps the house lively with her +pranks, and if she and Kit get started they're sure to raise +mischief." + +"How old is Beatrice?" + +"She's just seventeen, but sometimes she acts like a kiddy of +twelve. Mother says she doesn't know what to do with her, the child +is so full of capers." + +As the two girls entered the Homer apartment, Beatrice Homer ran to +meet them. + +"Oh, you're Patty Fairfield! I KNOW you are! Aren't you the +loveliest thing ever! You look like a bisque ornament to set on a +mantel-piece. Are you real?" + +She poked her finger in Patty's dimpled cheek, but she was so +roguish and playful, that Patty could not feel annoyed with her. + +"Let me look at you," Patty said, holding her off, "and see what +YOU'RE like. Why, you're a gipsy, an elfin sprite, a witch of the +woods! You have no business to be named Beatrice." + +"I know it," said Bee, dancing around on her toes. "But my nickname +isn't so bad for me, is it?" And she waved her arms and hovered +around Patty, making a buzzing noise like a real bee. + +"Don't sting me!" cried Patty. + +"Oh, I don't sting my friends! I'm a honey-bee. A dear, little, +busy, buzzy honey-bee!" And she kept on dancing around and buzzing +till Patty put out her hand as if to brush her away. + +"Buzz away, Bee, but get a little farther off,--you drive me +distracted." + +"That's the way she always acts," said Marie, with a sigh; "we can't +do anything with her! It's a pity she was ever nicknamed Bee, for, +when she begins buzzing, she's a regular nuisance." + +"Sometimes I'm a drone," Bee announced, and with that she began a +droning sound that was worse than the buzzing, and kept it up till +it set their nerves on edge. + +"Oh, Bee, dear!" Marie begged of her, "WON'T you stop that and be +nice?" + +Bee's only answer was a long humming drone. + +Patty looked at the girl kindly. "I want to like you," she said, +"and I think it's unkind of you not to let me do it." + +Bee stopped her droning and considered a moment. Then she smiled, +and when her elfin face broke into laughter, she was a pretty +picture, indeed. + +"I DO want you to like me," she said, impulsively, grasping Patty's +hands; "and I will be good. You know I'm like the little girl,--the +curly girlie, you know,--when she was good she was awful drefful +good, and when she was bad she was horrid." + +"I'm sure you couldn't be horrid," and Patty smiled at her, "but all +the same I don't believe you can be very, VERY good." + +"Oh, yes, I can; the goodest thing you ever saw! Now watch me," and +sure enough during the rest of Patty's stay, Beatrice was as +charming and delightful a companion as any one you'd wish to see. +She was bubbling over with fun and merriment, but she refrained from +teasing, and Patty took a decided liking to her. + +"I'll make a party for you, Bee," she said. "What kind would you +like?" + +"Not a stiff, stuck-up party. I hate 'em. Can't it be a woodsy kind +of a thing?" + +"A ramble through the park?" + +"More woodsy than that. The park is almost like the city." + +"Well, a picnic to Bronx Park, then, or Van Cortlandt." + +"That sounds better. But I'll come to any party you make,--I know it +will be lovely. Oh, I'll tell you, Patty, what I'd like best. To go +on one of your Saturday afternoon jinks; with the queer, poor +people, you know." + +"They're not queer and they're not always very poor," returned +Patty, seriously; "I'm afraid you'd tease them or make fun of them." + +"Honest Injun, I wouldn't! Please let me go, and I'll be heavenly +nice to them. They'll simply adore me! Please, pretty Patty!" + +"Of course I will, since you've promised to be nice to them." + +"Oh, you lovely Patty! Don't you sometimes get tired of being so +pink and white?" + +"Of course I do. I wish I could be brown and dark-eyed like you." + +"You'd soon wish yourself back again. Can't you combine the woodsy +party and the Happy Chaps, or whatever you call them?" + +"I think we can," smiled Patty, who had already planned a Saturday +afternoon picnic, and would be glad to include Bee. + +"But Bee has to learn to behave properly at formal parties," said +Marie. "I'm going to give a luncheon for her, while she's at home, +and it's going to be entirely grown-up and conventional." + +"Don't want it!" and Bee scowled darkly. + +"That doesn't matter. Mother says we must have it, and that you must +behave properly. You have to learn these things, you know." + +"Oh, Bee will do just exactly right, I know," said Patty, as she +rose to go. "If she doesn't, we can't let her come to the picnic. +When is the luncheon, Marie?" + +"We haven't quite decided yet, but I must send out the invitations +in a day or two." + +Patty went home, thinking about this sister of Marie's. + +"She's an awfully attractive little piece," she said to Nan, later, +"but you never can tell what she's going to do next. I think if she +had the right training, she'd be a lovely girl, but Mrs. Homer and +Marie spoil her with indulgence and then suddenly scold her for her +unconventionality. Perhaps the school she's attending will bring her +out all right, but she's a funny combination of naughty child and +charming girl. She would stop at nothing, and I don't wonder that +they say when she and Kit Cameron get together, look out for +breakers." + +A few days later, Patty received an invitation to Marie's luncheon +for her sister. + +It was formally written, and the date set was Tuesday, April the +eighth, at half-past one. Patty noted the day on her engagement +calendar, and thought no more about it at the time. But a day or two +later it suddenly occurred to her that she had heard that Beatrice +was to return to school on the seventh of April. + +"I must be mistaken about her going back," Patty thought, +remembering the luncheon on the eighth, and then, lest she herself +might be mistaken in the date, she looked at the invitation again. +It read "the eighth," and though Marie's handwriting was scrawly and +not very legible, the figure eight was large and plain. + +"She ought to have spelled it out," said Patty, who was punctilious +in such matters. + +"Yes," agreed Nan, "it's those little details that count so much +among society people." + +"Well, the Homers are dears, but they lack just that little +something that makes people know when to spell their figures and +when not to. I think it's horrid when people spell a date in +ordinary correspondence. But an invitation is another thing. But I +say, Nan,--Jiminetty crickets!" + +"I'm not sure that date-spelling people ought to refer to those +crickets," said Nan, lifting her eyebrows. + +"Well, Jerusalem crickets, then! and every kind of crickets in the +ornithology or whatever they belong in. But, Nan, I've discovered +something!" + +"What, Miss Columbus?" + +"Oh, I'm a Sherlock Holmes! I'm Mr. D. Tective! What DO you think?" + +"If you really want to know, I think you're crazy! jumping around +like a wild Indian, and you a this season's debutante!" + +"Rubbish! most debutantes are wild Indians at times. But, Nan, I've +discovered their secret! Hah! the vilyuns! but they shall be foiled! +foiled!! FOILED!!!" + +Patty raged up and down the room, melodramatically clutching at her +hair and staring at Nan with her blue eyes. "It is a deep-laid plot, +but it shall be foiled by Patricia Sherlock,--the only lady +detective in captivity!" + +"Patty, do behave yourself! What is the matter with you? You act +like a lunatic!" + +"I'll tell you, Nan, honey," and Patty suddenly sat down on the +couch, among a pile of pillows. "But first read that invitation and +see if you see anything unusual or suspicious about it." + +"I can hardly read it; for this writing looks like that on the +obelisk,--or at least it's nearly as unintelligible. But it seems to +say that Mrs. Robert Homer requests the pleasure of your company at +luncheon on Tuesday, April the eighth, at half-past one o'clock. +Nothing criminal about that, is there?" + +"Is there! There is, indeed! Nan, you're the dearest, sweetest, +loveliest lady in the whole world, but you can't see a hole through +a ladder. So I'll tell you. The date of that party is really April +the FIRST. I mean, Marie wrote April the first! And if you'll +observe, somebody else has put a twisty line around that ONE and +made it into an EIGHT! Why, it's as plain as day!" + +"It certainly is, Patty," and Nan looked at the girl in astonishment +and admiration. "How did you ever happen to notice it?" + +"Why, it just jumped out at me. See, a different pen was used. The +line is thicker. And nobody would make an EIGHT that way. They'd +make it all with one pen mark. And this is a straight up-and-down +ONE, and that rest of it was put on later. And, anyway, Nan, if +there were any doubt, don't you see it isn't TH after it as it ought +to be for the eight, it's ST?" + +"You can't tell which it is in this crazy handwriting," and Nan +scrutinised the page. + +"Yes, you can," and Patty stared at it. "You wouldn't notice the +difference, if you weren't looking for it, but it IS ST. I see it +all, Nan! You know Bee didn't want this luncheon, and to get out of +it, she changed that date before the invitations were sent! And you +see, by the eighth, she'll be back in school!" + +"Are both dates Tuesday?" said Nan, thinking. + +"Yes, of course, they are. Isn't it clever? Oh, Bee never got this +up all by herself,--that Kit helped her." + +"But, Patty, then nobody will go on the first, and the Homers will +be all prepared--" + +"That's just what Bee wants! One of her practical jokes! Oh, Nan, I +do detest practical jokes." + +"So do I! I think they're ill-bred." + +"But the Homers don't think that, and Kit Cameron doesn't, either. +We've discussed that matter lots of times, and we never agree. And, +besides, Nan," and Patty had a new inspiration, "don't you see, this +party was planned for the first of April, and Bee and Kit will call +this thing an April Fool joke, and therefore entirely permissible. +April Fool's Day is their Happy Hunting Ground. But I'm going to +foil this thing, and don't you forget it! Seems to me it would be a +pretty good joke if I'd turn the tables on those two smarties." + +"How can you, Patty?" + +"I haven't quite thought it out yet, but I have an idea." + +"But, Patty, wait a minute. Perhaps they only changed the date on +yours,--just to fool you, you know." + +"Good gracious, Nan! perhaps that's so! How did you come to think of +it? But I'll soon find out." + +Patty flew to the telephone, and in a short time learned that both +Mona and Elise were invited for the eighth, and she concluded that +the plotters had changed the date on all the invitations. + +Next she called up Marie, and without letting her know why, asked +for a list of the luncheon guests. + +Marie told her at once, without asking why she wanted to know. + +There were nine beside the Homers, and Patty was acquainted with +them all. + +She called them up each in turn on the telephone, and explained +carefully that a mistake had been made in the invitations, and she +hoped they would come on the first instead of the eighth. + +Fortunately, all of them were able to do this, and Patty enjoined +each one to say nothing about this change of date, until they should +arrive at the party. + +To a few of her more intimate friends,--Mona, Elise, and Christine,- +-she told the whole story, and they fell in with her plans. + +And so it came about, that on the first of April preparations were +going blithely forward in the Homer apartment, for Bee's elaborate +luncheon. + +It was all true, exactly as Patty had figured it out; and Kit and +Beatrice had planned what they considered a first-class and entirely +permissible practical joke. + +They knew that Mrs. Homer would make elaborate preparations for the +luncheon, but they agreed that there would be no other harm done. +And to them, the fun of seeing the perplexity of Marie and her +mother at the non-appearance of their guests, was sufficient reason +for their scheme. Moreover, they fell back on the time-honoured +tradition that any joke was justifiable on April Fools' Day. + +In addition to all this, Beatrice did not want to attend the +luncheon party, and as by chance it had been left to her to seal up +and address the invitations that Marie had written, and as Kit came +in while she was doing it, their fertile brains had discovered that, +as the dates fell on the same day of the week, the first could +easily be changed to the eighth! And the two sinners chuckled with +glee over the fact that another luncheon would have to be prepared +the week following. + +As it neared one o'clock on the first of April, Kit strolled into +the Homers' apartment. + +"Run away, little boy," said his aunt, gaily; "we're having a young +ladies' party here to-day, and you're not invited." + +"Please let me stay a little while, auntie; I'll run away before +your guests arrive. Mayn't I help you fix flowers or something?" + +"No, you're more bother than help; now be good, Kit boy, and run +away." + +"Auntie," and Kit put on his most wheedlesome smile, which was +always compelling, "if you'll just let me stay till the first guest +comes, I'll scoot out at once." + +Bee nearly choked at this, for did she not know that the guests +wouldn't arrive for a week yet! + +Mrs. Homer was called away to the dining-room then, and the two +conspirators indulged in a silent dance of triumph over the success +of their scheme. Not for a moment did it strike them as unkind or +mean, because they had been used to practical jokes all their life, +and this seemed to them the biggest and best they had ever carried +off. + +At half-past one Patty appeared. + +She had laid her plans most carefully, and everything was going +smoothly. + +Mrs. Homer and Marie greeted her warmly, and Beatrice and Kit were +not much surprised to see her, because she was liable to come any +day. Beatrice looked a little surprised at Patty's dressed-up +appearance, but as no one else appeared, she had no suspicion of +what Patty had done. + +They all sat in the drawing-room, and the clock ticked away until +twenty-five minutes of two, but nobody else arrived. + +Mrs. Homer grew restless. She looked at the clock, and turning to +Kit, asked him if the time was right by his watch. + +"Yes, auntie," replied that scapegrace. "It's almost twenty minutes +of two. I thought you invited your friends for one-thirty." + +"I did," and Mrs. Homer looked anxious. "How strange that no one is +here, except Patty!" + +Patty said nothing, but the enigmatic smile which she cast on Kit +made him feel that perhaps she knew more than she was telling. + +"Do run away, Kit," urged his aunt. "I should think you'd be ashamed +to come to a party where you're not invited." + +"Perhaps I shall be invited if I wait long enough," and Kit threw a +meaning glance at Beatrice. "If your guests don't come, auntie, +you'll be glad to have me to help eat up your goodies." + +"Not come! Of course they'll come!" cried Mrs. Homer, and Marie +turned pale with dismay. + +"Well, it seems to me," went on Kit, "that it would be a jolly good +April Fool joke on you all, if they didn't come. And"--he rolled his +eyes toward the ceiling,--"something tells me that they won't." + +"What!" And Marie jumped up, her eyes blazing. Kit's roguish chuckle +and Bee's elfin grin made Marie suddenly realise there was something +in the air. + +But before Kit could reply, Patty rose, and said directly to him, +"How strange! I wonder what it is that tells you the luncheon guests +won't come. How do you know?"--and she smiled straight at him. +"Something tells ME that they WILL come!" + +Then Patty herself stepped into the hall, threw open the door, and +in came eight merry, laughing girls! + +Patty had arranged that Elise should stay downstairs and receive +each guest, and keep them there until all had arrived. Then they +were to come upstairs, and wait outside the Homers' door, until the +dramatic moment. + +Although not in favour of practical jokes, Patty couldn't help +enjoying Kit's absolutely paralysed face. He looked crestfallen,-- +but more than that, he looked so bewildered and utterly taken back, +that Patty burst into laughter. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + +KENNETH + + +Mrs. Homer and Marie were greeting the newcomers, and as yet had +hardly realised the whole situation, but quick-witted Beatrice took +it all in. + +"You Patty!" she cried, "oh, you Patty Fairfield!" + +Patty's beaming face left no doubts as to who it was that had +circumvented their plan and carried off the honours of the day. + +"I'm so sorry you can't stay to luncheon," she said, turning to Kit; +"must you really go now?" + +"You little rascal!" he cried, "but I'll get even with you for +this!" + +"Please don't," and Patty spoke seriously. "Truly, Kit, I don't like +these things. I'm awfully glad I could save Mrs. Homer and Marie the +mortification and annoyance you and Bee had planned for them. But I +haven't any right to talk to you like a Dutch aunt. If this is your +notion of fun, I've no right even to criticise it; but I will tell +you that if you 'get even with me,' as you call it, by playing one +of your jokes on me, we'll not be friends any more." + +"Patty!" and Kit took both her hands with a mock tragic gesture, +"ANYTHING but that! To lose your friendship, Poppycheek, would be to +lose all that makes life worth living! Now, if I promise to get even +with you, by never trying to get even with you,--how's that?" + +"That's just right!" and Patty, as the victorious party, could +afford to be generous. "Now run away, Kit. You promised your aunt +you'd scoot when her guests arrived." + +"Yes, I did, Princess, so off I go! I haven't told you yet what I +think of your cleverness in this matter,--by the way, how did you +get on to it?" + +"I'll tell you some other time; run away, now." + +So Kit went away, and Patty turned back to the laughing group who +were merrily discussing the joke. + +Mrs. Homer and Marie were so horrified when they learned of their +narrow escape from trouble, and so gratified that through Patty it +had been an escape, that their feelings were decidedly mixed. + +Beatrice was by nature what is called a good loser, and she took her +defeat gaily. + +"I had thought," she said, "that Kit and I were the best practical +jokers in the world; but we've been beaten by Patty Fairfield! Now, +that you're all here, I'm really glad of it, but I did think it +would be fun to see mother and Marie hopping around, waiting for +you!" + +Then they all went out to luncheon, and among the pretty table +decorations and merry first of April jests, Patty managed to smuggle +in at Bee's place a funny little figure. It was a bauble doll +dressed like a Jester or Court Fool. And he bore a tiny flag in his +hand, bearing the legend, April first. + +"I AM an April Fool!" Beatrice admitted, as she took her seat, "but +I forgive Patty for making me one, if all of the rest of you will +forgive me." + +Bee made this apology so prettily, and her roguish dark eyes flashed +so brightly, that forgiveness was freely bestowed, and indeed, as +one of the guests remarked, there was nothing to forgive. + +But the story was told over and over again, and Patty was beset with +questions as to how she chanced to discover the fraud. + +"Why, I just happened to," she said, smiling; "I think I'm a +detective by instinct; but there's not much credit due to me, for I +knew Beatrice and Mr. Cameron were always planning jokes, and I +couldn't believe they'd let the first of April pass by without some +special demonstration. So I kept my eyes open,--and I couldn't help +seeing what I did see." + +"You're a Seer from Seeville," declared Bee, "and I promise I shall +never try to trick you again." + +"Which means," said Patty, calmly, "that you'll never cease trying +until you accomplish it, and you say that to put me off my guard." + +The baffled look on Bee's face proved that this was true, and +everybody laughed. + +It was that very same evening that Kenneth came to call, and Patty +merrily told him the whole story. + +She was not much surprised that he disapproved heartily of the joke. + +"It isn't nice, Patty," he declared; "I may be dull and serious- +minded, but I can't stand for jokes of that sort." + +"I either, Ken," Patty returned; "but we must remember that people +in this world have different ideas and tastes. And especially, they +have differing notions of what constitutes humour. So, just because +WE don't like practical jokes, we oughtn't to condemn those who do. +We may like some things that THEY don't approve." + +"What a just little person you are, Patty," and Harper looked at her +approvingly. "For all your gaiety and frivolity you have a sound, +sweet nature. And more than that, you have real brains in that +curly-pate of yours." + +"Goodness, Ken, you overwhelm me with these sudden compliments! +You'll quite turn my head; I never COULD stand flattery!" + +"It isn't flattery," and Kenneth spoke very earnestly; "it's the +solemn truth. You are as wise and sensible as you are beautiful." + +"Heavens and earth! Ken, WHY these kind words? What do you want?" + +Harper looked at her a moment, and then said, steadily: "I want YOU, +Patty; I want you more than I can tell you. I didn't mean to blurt +this out so soon, but I can't keep it back. Patty, PATTY, can't you +care for me a little?" + +Patty was about to reply flippantly, but the look in Harper's eyes +forbade it, and she said, gently, "Kenneth, dear, PLEASE don't!" + +"I know what that means; it means you DON'T care." + +"But I DO, Ken----" + +"Oh, Patty, DO you? Do you MEAN it?" + +Kenneth took her hands in his and his big grey eyes expressed so +much love and hope, that Patty was frightened. + +"No, I DON'T mean it! I don't mean anything! Oh, Ken, please DON'T!" + +"Don't say that, Patty, because I MUST. Listen, dear; I went to see +your father to-day. And I asked him if I might tell you all this." + +Patty looked at him, not quite comprehending. + +"You went to see daddy?" she said, wonderingly; "he never told me." + +"Why should he? Don't you understand, dear? I went to him to ask his +permission to tell you that I love you, and I want you for my wife. +And your father said that I might tell you. And now,--darling----" + +"And now it's up to me?" Patty tried to speak lightly. + +"Exactly that, Patty," and Kenneth's face was grave and tender. +"It's up to you, dear. The happiness of my whole life is up to you,- +-here and now. What's the answer?" + +Patty sat still a moment, and fairly blinked her eyes in her +endeavour to realise the situation. + +"Ken," she said at last, in a small, far-away voice, "are you--are +you--are you proposing to me?" + +"I sure am!" and Kenneth's head nodded a firm assent; "the sooner +you get that fact into your head, the better. Patty, DEAR little +Patty, tell me,--don't keep me waiting----" + +"But, Ken, I don't WANT to be proposed to,--and least of all, by +YOU!" + +"Patty, do you mean that?" and Harper's strained, anxious face took +on a look of despair. + +"Oh, no, NO, I don't mean THAT! At least, not in the way you think! +I only mean we've been such good friends for so long, you're the +last one I should think of marrying!" + +"And who is the first one you think of marrying?" + +Patty burst into laughter. "Oh, Ken, you're so funny when you're +sarcastic! Don't be THAT, whatever you are!" + +"I won't; Patty, darling, tell me you love me a little bit,--or just +that you'll let me love you,--and I'll NEVER be sarcastic! I'll only +be tender, and gentle, and loving,--and anything and everything you +want me to be!" + +"Can you?" + +The eager light faded from Kenneth's eyes, as he answered: "No, I'm +afraid I can't, dear. I know as well as you do, that I haven't the +kind of gaiety you like in a man. I've told you this before. But, +Patty,--you've so much of that,--don't you think you've enough for +two?" + +Patty smiled. "It isn't only that, Ken. Don't think that I care more +for foolish, witty speeches than I do for a true, noble heart, like +yours." + +"DON'T say 'true, noble heart'! It sounds as if you didn't care two +cents for me! But my heart, Patty, such as it is, is all yours, and +has been ever since Vernondale days. Have you forgotten those?" + +"No, indeed, and that's just what I say, Ken, we've been friends +from the first,--and we're friends now." + +"But the time has come, Patty, to be more than friends. I have known +it a long time. And I want you to know it too, dear. Patty,--can't +you?" + +And then, all of a sudden, Patty KNEW she couldn't. Like a flash, +she saw Kenneth just as he was, a strong, brave, true man, for whom +she felt a warm friendship, but whom she knew she never could love. +She might some time perhaps, in days to come, love somebody, but it +would never, never be Kenneth Harper. + +The thought made her sad, not for herself, but she hated to give +pain to this kind, honest man. She realised the depth of his love +for her, and it broke her heart that she could not return it. + +"Kenneth," she began, "I can't love you the way you want me to,--I +just can't. And, anyway, I'm too young to think about these things." + +"No, you're not, Patty. You're almost twenty and I'm twenty-four. +That isn't too young,--it's just exactly the right age for lovers. +It isn't too young, Patty,--if you love me." + +"But I don't, Ken. I'm sorry,--but I don't." + +"But you will. Oh, Patty, say you will try to!" + +"Kenneth, does love come by trying?" and Patty looked into Kenneth's +face, with a wide-eyed, serious gaze. + +"I don't know why it shouldn't. Take time, dearest, to think about +it, if you want to, but don't say no, irrevocably." + +"Is a woman's no ever irrevocable?" And a smile dimpled Patty's +face. + +"Oh, Patty, you are so sweet when you smile like that! Please say +you'll think about it." + +"It won't do any good to think about it, Ken. If ever I marry +anybody, it'll be somebody that I know I'm in love with, without +thinking about it." + +"There isn't anybody, is there, Patty, that you know you're in love +with?" + +"No, there isn't," and Patty's honest eyes showed that she spoke the +truth. "But I'll tell you what, Ken, YOU try to like somebody else. +Marie Homer is perfectly lovely! or,--there is Elise----" + +"Hush, Patty, you don't know what you're talking about. I'm in love +with you,--and you needn't suggest other girls to me." + +"They're a great deal nicer than I am," said Patty, thoughtfully. + +"Rubbish! You're the only girl in the world for me, and I want YOU. +Are you sure there's nobody you like better than me, Patty?" + +Patty rested her dimpled chin on the backs of her clasped hands and +seemed to ponder this question. At last she said: "There's nobody I +like better than you, Ken; but I've counted up nine, that I like +just exactly as well. Now, what would you do in a case like that?" + +[Illustration: "Now, what would you do in a case like that?"] + +"Patty, you're a torment! But if I have an even chance with the +others, I shall get ahead, somehow. Are you sure you don't like that +Cameron chap any better than me?" + +"Not a bit better. He's good fun, but I can't imagine anybody +falling in love with him." + +"And--Van Reypen?" + +The pink in Patty's cheeks deepened, and the lids fell over her blue +eyes at this question. Af-ter an instant's pause, she said: "I don't +think it's fair, Ken, for you to quiz me like that. And, anyway, I +can't tell. In some ways, I like you a heap better than Phil Van +Reypen,--and then in other ways----" + +"You like him a heap better than me!" Kenneth's tone was accusing, +and Patty resented it. + +"Yes, I do!" she said, honestly. "He's always ready for a good time +and willing to give up things for other people. Why, Ken, when +you've an important case on, you won't go skating or anything! I +have to coax you to come to my parties. Now, Phil is always ready to +go anywhere or do anything." + +"But he's a millionaire, Patty. He doesn't have to grub for a +living, as I do." + +"It isn't that, Ken." Patty's quick perceptions had caught the flaw +in Kenneth's argument. "It isn't that. It's because you're so +absorbed in your work that you'd RATHER dig and delve in it, than to +go to parties. That's all right, of course, and much to your credit. +But you can't blame me for liking a man who is willing to throw over +his business engagements for me." + +"That's just like you, Patty, to see through me so quickly. You're +right. I don't care an awful lot for society doings. I only go to +parties and things to see you. And it's mighty little satisfaction, +for you're always so surrounded by rattle-pated men, that there's no +getting near you." + +"Wait a minute, Ken; is it fair to call them rattle-pated, when you +only mean that they enjoy the kind of gay chatter that you look down +upon?" + +"Oh, Patty, I do love you so! And when you say things like that, +that proves what a big, clear mind you have underneath your +frivolity, I love you more than ever. Of course, as you saw at once, +I call them rattle-pates out of sheer envy and jealousy, because +they possess that quality we're speaking of, and I don't. Teach it +to me, Patty; teach me to be a gay society man, dancing attendance +on gay society girls----" + +Patty burst into a peal of laughter at this notion of Kenneth's. + +"I could do that, Ken, about as easily as you could teach me to be a +quiet, demure, little person like Christine Hepworth. This is +Christine:" + +Patty sat upright with her hands clasped in her lap, and drew down +the corners of her mouth, and rolled her eyes upward with a saint- +like expression. + +Then, "This is me!" she said. And jumping up, she pirouetted, +whirling, around the room, waving her arms like a graceful butterfly +skimming over flowers. Faster and faster she went, seeming scarcely +to touch the tips of her toes to the floor, and smiling at Kenneth +like a tantalising fairy. + +Harper gazed at her, fascinated, and then as she hovered near him, +jumped up, and caught her in his arms. + +"You beauty!" he cried, but Patty slipped away from him. + +"You haven't caught me yet, Ken," she said, laughing, "not for +keeps, you know." The rollicking dance had restored her gaiety, and +relieved the seriousness of the situation. + +"You know perfectly well," she went on, standing across the room +from him, and shaking a little pink forefinger at him, "you know +perfectly well, Kenneth-boy, that we're not a bit suited to each +other. I go through life the way I just flew around the room; and +you go this way:" Patty dropped her arms at her side and marched +stiffly around the room with a military air, gazing straight ahead +of her. + +"Now, how COULD we ever keep step?" she said, pausing in front of +him and looking up into his face. + +"I'm afraid you're right, Patty," and Kenneth looked at her with +serious eyes. "But I WANT you so!" and he held out his arms. + +"Nay, nay, Pauline," and Patty danced away again. "Who gets me, I +think, will have to swoop down in an aeroplane, and grabble me all +up and fly away with me!" + +"Where do they keep aeroplanes for sale?" inquired Kenneth, looking +at her meditatively. + +"You dear old Ken!" and Patty danced up to him again and laid her +hand on his arm. "Isn't that just exactly like you! You'd go right +off and buy an airship, I believe, and try to come swooping after +me!" + +"Indeed I would, if it were practicable and possible." + +"Yes, that's your motto: practical and possible. But you see, Mr. +Ken, I like the impractical and the impossible." + +"Supposing, then, that I take up those things as a serious study?" + +"Oh, yes, a SERIOUS study! Is everything serious with you?" + +"My love for you is very serious, Patty." + +But Patty was not willing to treat it so. "That's the trouble," she +said; "now if your love for me were frivolous----" + +"Then it wouldn't be worth having, Patty." + +"Oh, I--don't--know! At any rate, Ken, can't you mix it? Say three +parts seriousness to one part frivolousness? Though I'd rather have +the proportions reversed." + +"Patty, you're incorrigible!" + +"Good gracious! what's that? It must be something awfully nice, if +I'm it." + +"Well, you are it,--and I don't know what to do with you." + +"You mean, you don't know what to do without me!" + +"Same thing. But you'll promise me this, won't you? To think it over +seriously and not decide at once." + +"Yes, I'll promise that. How long do you want me to think it over, +Ken?" + +"The rest of your life, Patty." + +"Ken, if you say such clever things as that, I'm afraid I'll fall in +love with you!" + +"Patty, darling,--don't tease me like that! If I thought you meant +it---" + +"But, anyway, Ken, if I take the rest of my life to think this thing +over, I can't give you an answer till my dying day! And that seems +late----" + +"Patty, stop talking like that! You'll drive me crazy! Now listen, +little girl, I'm going now. And you're going to think over what I've +said to you. And--try to think kindly,--won't you?" + +"I've never thought of you any way but kindly, Ken." + +"Well, think more than kindly, then,--think lovingly. Good-night, +Patty." + +Kenneth held out his hand and Patty put her little hand slowly into +it. + +As she felt his strong, warm clasp, a mischievous impulse moved her +to say, demurely: "I think it would be polite, Ken, if you kissed my +hand, instead of squeezing it to pieces!" + +Kenneth gave her one look, dropped a light kiss on the back of her +little hand, and with a courteous bow left the room. + +For a moment Patty stood where he had left her, then, as she heard +the front door close, she looked curiously at the back of her hand, +almost as if expecting to see a mark there. + +"Dear old Ken," she said, softly, to herself, and then she went +upstairs. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + +AN INVITATION + + +Notwithstanding the experience of the evening, Patty slept +dreamlessly all night, and was only awakened, when Jane came in the +morning with her breakfast tray. + +"Hello, Jane," she said, sleepily, opening her eyes, "will you ask +Mrs. Fairfield to come up here right away?" + +"What is it, Patty?" said Nan, appearing a moment later; "are you +ill? Jane said you wanted me right away." + +"No, I'm not ill," and Patty gave her stepmother a quizzical glance. +"Sit down, Nan, and brace yourself for a shock. In me you behold a +charming young debutante who has received her first proposal from a +most worthy young man." + +"Good gracious, Patty! Kenneth?" + +"None other!" And Patty waved her hand dramatically. + +"Naturally, I'm not overcome with amazement, as he spoke to Fred +about it first. Kenneth always has good manners. Well, and what did +you say, Patty?" + +Patty eyed Nan, provokingly. "What do you think, Nancy?" + +"Honestly, Patty, I haven't the slightest idea. Ken is splendid, I +think,--but----" + +"But what, Nan?" And Patty looked deeply interested. + +"First, what did you say?" + +"I won't tell you, until you tell me what you meant by 'but.'" + +"Why, I only meant that Kenneth is,--well he's a dear and all that, +but he's so----" + +"Oh, fiddlesticks, Nan, say it out! Dull, prosaic, old-fogy, poky, +slow." + +"Patty, Patty! those words are too strong! Ken isn't all those +things! He's only,--just a little bit----" + +"Just a day and a half behind the times. Or else I'm a day and a +half ahead of them. Well, Nan, that's what I told him." + +"What! that he was dull and old-fogy?" + +"Not exactly those terms; but in a few well-chosen words I gave him +that impression, or tried to. By the way, Nan, I danced all round +the room while he was proposing. Was that correct?" + +"Patty, stop your nonsense! Will you never be grown-up? You shall +not make fun of Kenneth." + +"Oh, Nan, I only wish I could! You might as well try to make fun of +the Public Library. Kenneth is an institution. I always feel like +saying to him, 'Sail on, sail on, oh, Ship of State!' or something +like that. Now, wait a minute, Nan; don't you think I don't +appreciate his sterling qualities. Like a Ship of State, he's made +of pure granite,--oh, NO, they don't make ships of granite, do +they?--I mean like the Public Library, you know. And he has solid +foundations,--mental, moral, and physical. But he hasn't any fancy +work about him. Even the Public Library has flags flying,--but Ken +never thinks of anything as gay as a flag." + +"Patty, you're talking a lot, but I do believe you know what you're +saying;--it's true, dear. And are you going to marry him?" + +"Marry him!" And Patty looked distinctly aggrieved. "Why, Nan, do +you think for a moment I'd accept my first proposal? No, sir-ee! +After I've had half a dozen, I may take one seriously, but not +before. How can I tell until I've seen various sorts? Why, Nan, +Kenneth didn't go down on his knees at all! I thought they always +did. Didn't father, when he asked you?" + +"Oh, Patty, I thought you were up-to-date! Kneeling proposals went +out with the Colonials! It's only a tradition, now." + +"Gracious, Nan, how experienced you are! But I don't think I shall +accept anybody until he kneels to me. But don't tell anybody that, +for I don't want them all doing it on purpose." + +"Patty," and Nan spoke seriously, "it's all very well for you to +rattle on like this, but you mustn't treat Ken's proposal lightly. +He's a splendid man and he's terribly in love with you----" + +"Wait a minute, Nan," and Patty was quite as earnest as the other. +"Ken isn't TERRIBLY in love with me. I'd like it better if he were. +He's deeply in love, even earnestly,--almost solemnly, but----" + +"That's the best sort, Patty. Remember, dear, flirtation is all very +well; but in the man you marry you want those qualities you've just +mentioned." + +"Oh, Nan, don't you be serious, too! Ken's seriousness almost +finished me. And I suppose father will take the same tack! Oh, I +don't want to be grown-up,--I think it's HORRID!" + +Nan looked sympathetically at Patty. + +"I suppose, right here," Patty went on, "I ought to burst into +tears. Don't girls always cry over their first proposal? But, Nan, I +feel more like giggling. I can't help it. It seems so ridiculous for +Kenneth and me to go through that scene we had last evening. We've +been friends so long, and then for him, all of a sudden----" + +"It wasn't sudden with him, Patty. He's been in love with you for +years." + +"Yes, so he says. Well, Nan, I don't HAVE to marry him, do I?" + +"No, of course not." + +"Well, then, I'm not going to! And I don't want to be treated as if +I were an ingrate because I don't! Ken is a splendid man, noble +souled and all that, but I don't love him and never shall. Now +please, Nan, be nice to me." + +"Why, Patty, dear, I never dreamed of NOT being nice to you! I do +want you to realise what you're throwing away, but if you couldn't +be happy with Ken, of course, you mustn't marry him. He's a very +different temperament from you, and I think myself he would be a +sort of a weight on your buoyant nature. And if you're sure of your +own heart, that's all there is about it. But you must tell Ken so, +just as kindly as possible, for I know it will be an awful blow to +the poor fellow. Did you tell him?" + +"Yes, I did, but he insisted that I should think it over." + +"Well, think it over. It won't hurt you to do that. And if you keep +getting more and more certain that you don't love Kenneth and never +will, then you'll know you're right in your decision. You're a dear +girl, Patty, and I want you to marry some time, and just the right +man." + +"As you did." + +"Yes, as I did," and Nan gave a happy smile. "You will probably +marry some one nearer your own age, Patty, but you can never be any +happier than Fred and I are." + +"I believe you, you dear old thing! Oh, here's the mail, and I have +not touched my breakfast yet." + +Jane came in with a lot of letters, and Patty pounced upon one in +particular. + +"Here's a letter from Adele," she cried. "I hope she's coming to the +city, she's been talking of it." + +But instead of that news, the letter contained an invitation for +Patty to come up to Fern Falls for a visit. + +"Come to spend May-day," Adele wrote. "I'm having a small house +party; in part, a reunion of our Christmas crowd. Daisy is here and +Hal, of course, and we all want you. Invite one or two of your +beaux, if you like, but don't bring any more girls; for we have two +or three new neighbours with a superfluity of daughters. Come as +soon as you can, and stay as long as you will, and bring your +prettiest frocks. Oceans of love from me and Jim. Adele." + +"That's good," said Nan, as she read the letter. "Why don't you +start right off, Patty? Adele says to invite some young men if you +like. You might ask Kenneth!" + +"No, thank you. I don't want any of the boys. I'll be glad to get +away from them for awhile. I must have some new frocks, Nan. +Something Springy, you know." + +"Yes, we'll go and order them to-day. I'd love to." Nan spoke +absentmindedly, for she was reading her own letters, and Patty +proceeded to open the rest of her mail. + +That evening Kenneth came for his answer. + +Patty had talked it over with her father, and had concluded the +kindest thing was to tell Kenneth frankly, no. + +The scene was not as difficult as Patty had feared, for Kenneth took +the cheerful attitude of believing that she would yet relent. + +"So long as there is no one else, Patty, girl," he said, very +gently, "I'm going to hope that you will yet learn to love me. I +shall never despair, until you tell me yourself that you have given +your heart to some one else." + +"And we'll be good friends, Ken?" + +"You bet we will! You needn't think I'm down and out because you've +said no, once! I'm not awfully swift, Patty, but I'm terribly +persistent,--and I'm just going to keep on loving you, in hope that +some day you'll come to me because you want to." + +"But there's no promise, Ken." + +"No, dear, no promise. Only a hope in my heart, too deep to be +rooted out, that some day--" + +"So--me day! So--ome day!" chanted Patty in a trilling voice, and +Ken smiled in his old, friendly fashion. + +"He is awfully nice," Patty said to Nan, afterward, "when he isn't +proposing. There's something about Ken you can't help liking." + +And Nan smiled and said, "That's so." + +The days flew along, the spring frocks materialised and the grass +and flowers began to be beautiful up at Fern Falls. + +Patty went up there a few days before the first of May, and was +welcomed by the Kenerleys with vigorous and jubilant greetings. + +"You dear!" exclaimed Adele, as after a rapturous hug she held Patty +off to look at her. "I do believe you're prettier than ever!" + +"It's the happiness of coming up here," said Patty, smiling. "I'm so +glad to come, Adele. The country in spring,--and all that, you +know." + +"Yes," said Adele, laughing. "You know what the Boston girl said: +'Oh, I just LOVE nature! It ADDS so!' You're like that, aren't you, +Patty?" + +"Exactly! but spring is all over the city, too. They're selling +flowers on every street corner, and all the pedestrians wear big +bunches of violets or daffodils or magnolias or something. Daisy, +you're looking fine! How long have you been here?" + +"I came last week," said Daisy Dow, "and I'm awfully glad to see you +again, Patty." + +And then Patty was whisked off to her room, and not until tea-time +did she see the rest of the house party. + +Then her host, Jim Kenerley, appeared, and Hal Ferris, Adele's +brother, and, greatly to Patty's surprise, Philip Van Reypen. + +"I didn't expect to see you here, Phil," said Patty, after she had +greeted the men of the house. + +"I'm only here for a short time," returned Philip; "Mrs. Kenerley +invited me to stay as long as I behaved myself; but you know, Patty, +I can't do that very long." + +"No, indeed! You'll be starting to-morrow morning at that rate!" + +"Now, Patty, that's unkind of you. However, under your angelic +influence, I may behave well enough to stay till the afternoon +train." + +"You're a beautiful behaver, Mr. Van Reypen," declared his hostess, +"and I shan't let naughty Patty cast aspersions." + +"What are those things, Adele?" asked Patty; "I'm sure I never cast +anything like that at anybody, and I wouldn't hit him if I did. I +can't hit the side of a barn." + +"I know they say that about women," said Hal Ferris; "but I believe +it's a base libel. At least, I think they could be taught to +accomplish such a feat. I believe I'll organise a class of young +ladies and teach them how to hit the side of a barn." + +"But why hit it at all?" asked Daisy; "what has the poor barn done +to be hit?" + +"Lots of people get hit when they don't deserve it," said Kenerley. +"But don't use our barn, Hal, use the neighbour's. Because under +your tuition, your pupils might get proficient enough to hit it." + +"I'm so glad to be here when it isn't winter," said Patty, looking +around her. They were having tea on one of the wide verandas, which, +though still enclosed with glass, had many panes open to the spring +air. + +"From now on, it's lovely here," said Adele; "almost every day we +have one more sash open and then pretty soon we take them all out." + +"It was lovely last winter, when we had tea by the hall fireplace, +but this is better still," and Patty leaned back in her Japanese +wicker easy-chair and nibbled contentedly at her plate of little +cakes. + +The tea hour at the Kenerleys' was always a pleasant affair, and in +warm weather neighbours from the nearby country houses were apt to +stroll over. On this occasion two or three came and Patty became +acquainted with several young ladies. + +"You know what I told you," said Adele to Patty, after they had +left. "We have plenty of girls around here, but not many men. So for +the May-party, I want you to ask a few of your friends to come up." + +"All right, I will; the boys will all be glad to come. Which ones do +you want?" + +"I've already asked Roger Farrington, and we'll see about the others +later." + +"All right," said Patty, carelessly; "I've one or two new friends +whom I'm sure you will like." + +The next day Patty had a brilliant idea for a joke on Kit Cameron. +It popped into her head quite suddenly, and she gleefully told her +scheme to Adele and Daisy, as they sat together in Adele's own +pleasant sitting-room. + +"Doesn't Mr. Cameron know you're up here?" asked Adele. + +"No; I haven't seen him for a week or two. He went South with the +Homers and only came home the day I left." + +The plan was carefully thought out, amid giggling and laughter, and +the final result was achieved by Patty in the form of a much +scribbled letter. + +"Now I'm going down to copy this on Jim's typewriter," she said. And +she flew downstairs to the library, from which opened a small office +fitted up for Mr. Kenerley's home use. + +Jim Kenerley had gone to business, and Van Reypen and Hal Ferris +were playing golf, so Patty had the place to herself; and by dint of +slow but persevering pounding on the typewriter, she picked out the +following missive: + +"Mr. Christopher Cameron: DEAR MR. CAMERON, + +A few weeks ago I heard you play the violin at a concert! Oh, if I +could tell you the raptures that thrilled my soul at the floods of +melody you drew from the insensate strings! Only a poet's spirit, +only a high-strung heart could accomplish such strains! I, too, am +of a musical spirit; I, too, thrill to the notes of the great +masters, if interpreted as they are by you! May I hope that you will +not spurn this outburst of a sympathetic nature, and accept this +tribute to your genius? Could I look for a line,--just a word,--in +response to this, saying that you are glad of my appreciation? Never +before have I written to a stranger. That is why I dare not use my +own penmanship. Please do not seek to find out who I am, but send +just a line that I may know you do not scorn my praise. Address Miss +Belle Harcourt, Maple Bank, Conn." + +The conspirators had decided upon the Maple Bank Post-office as +being safer than Fern Falls, if Kit should by any chance hear that +Patty had gone to the Kenerleys'. + +"You know," said Patty, as she sealed the letter, "it might be mean +to play this trick on anybody else, but Kit plays so many jokes on +other people, he deserves it. And while he's not over-conceited, yet +he's just vain enough to be tickled to death with this appreciation +of his music. 'Miss Harcourt' will get an answer, all right! Come +on, girls, let's get ready to go to Maple Bank." + +And in a short time the three plotters were motoring over to the +adjoining village to post the precious document. + +Of course, they did not tell the men about this, and the three kept +it an inviolate secret. + +"We can hardly expect an answer for two days," said Patty, "but if I +know Mr. Kit, he'll reply about as quickly as possible." + +And sure enough, when the next day but one the three again invaded +the little Maple Bank post-office, there was a letter from New York +City for Miss Belle Harcourt. + +"Read it, read it!" cried Daisy as they started homeward with their +prize. + +The three sat side by side in the motor, with Patty in the middle, +and they all giggled, as Patty read the letter aloud. + +"DEAR MISS HARCOURT: + +I cannot tell you what pleasure your letter gave me. It is so +delightful to learn that a stranger is interested in my poor +attempts at making music. And--may I say it?--the personal charm of +your letter has thrilled my heart! Only a pure, sweet, young nature +could write as you do. May I not see you? Or at least will you not +send me your photograph? I know I have no right to ask this, but I +would so love to meet one so sympathetic and appreciative of the +great art which is the ideal of my life. + +With many, many thanks for your welcome letter, I am, + +Very sincerely yours, CHRISTOPHER CAMERON." + +"I knew he'd do it!" cried Patty. "I knew he'd fall for that +flattery! Kit's a perfect dear, but he IS vain of his music, and I +don't blame him. He's a wonderful violinist." + +"What are you going to do next, Patty?" asked Adele. "Answer that +letter?" + +"Sure!" returned Patty; "but I'm not running this thing alone. We +must all help make up the letter. And, Adele, haven't you some +photograph that will be just right to send?" + +As soon as they reached home they hunted over Adele's collection of +photographs, and finally found one that Patty declared just right. + +It was a picture of one of Adele's cousins, a girl of about sixteen, +whose sweet young face wore an expression so soulful and languishing +that it was almost comical. + +"Hester hates that picture," said Adele; "she never looks that way +really,--like a sick calf,--but somehow the photographer managed to +catch that expression." + +"She wouldn't mind if she knew, would she?" said Patty. + +"Oh, mercy, no! She'd think it the best joke in the world. She lives +in California, so there's little chance of Mr. Cameron ever seeing +her. Now let's write the letter." + +After much agony of composition and much gay fooling, the plotters +produced this: + +"DEAR MR. CHRISTOPHER: + +I must modify your more formal name a little,--for it seems now as +if I almost knew you. I tremble with fear lest some one should +discover that I write to you. But I cannot help writing. I am +impelled by a feeling in my soul. I send my picture and I wish it +were more beautiful. For I know you love only what is good and +beautiful. We must not meet, that would be TOO dangerous. But will +you not write me one more precious letter that I may keep it +forever? + +BELLE." + +There had been much discussion over the signature. Adele preferred +"Yours devotedly"; Daisy wanted "Yours adoringly"; but Patty stood +out for the name alone, saying that it meant more that way. + +And so the letter enclosing the picture was despatched to Kit, who +received it duly. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + +BELLE HARCOURT + + +As quickly as possible the answer came back. + +It was a rainy day, and Adele sent the chauffeur to Maple Bank after +it. + +The three gathered in Patty's room to hear it read, and were not +surprised that it ran after this manner: + +"BELLE: + +How could you know the dearest way to sign yourself? Any other word +would have spoiled it! But Belle! My beautiful one! I MUST see you! +The picture is just what I anticipated, only more sweet and soulful. +You are an angel, and I must see you or die. Do not make me wait. +May I fly to Maple Bank at once? Meet me somewhere. No one will know +it,--but I must look once into those dear eyes! + +Your own + +CHRISTOPHER." + +"Oh, Kit, Kit!" exclaimed Patty, wiping tears of laughter from her +eyes; "I didn't know you COULD be such an idiot! Adele, we must have +him come up here." + +"Oh, of course. How shall we arrange a meeting?" + +"I'll tell you," said Daisy, "write him that Belle will meet him in +front of the Maple Bank post-office. Then let Patty meet him, you +know, and we'll sit in the car and see the fun." + +"All right," Patty agreed. "WON'T he be mad when he sees ME!" + +So they wrote: + +"MY CHRISTOPHER: + +I knew we were made for each other. I, too, feel that I must see +you. But our meeting must be secret. I cannot risk my people knowing +about it. So, will you meet me in front of the Maple Bank post- +office at four o'clock on Thursday afternoon? I would like a more +secluded place, but I dare not. The post-office is on a beautiful +maple-shaded street and we can meet casually, as if we were ordinary +passersby. You must only speak with me a few moments, and let me +look once deep in your eyes, and then you must pass on,--out of my +life forever! But I shall have at least one moment of blissful +rapture! You will know me, because I shall wear white, with pink +roses in my hat, and a pink parasol. I can hardly wait for Thursday! +Come soon to + +Your + +BELLE." + +"I rather guess that'll fetch him," observed Patty, complacently, as +she sealed the envelope. "I knew Kit was a romantic goose, but I +didn't suppose he'd be up to these tricks." + +"Of course we'll bring him home with us, Patty," said Adele. + +"Yes, he'll come fast enough." + +"If he isn't too mad at you," put in Daisy. + +"Oh, he won't be mad," returned Patty; "he'll be terribly cut up at +first, to think I tricked him so, but he'll get over it. And I warn +you, Adele, if he comes here he'll play some fearful joke on us to +get even." + +"I don't mind," said Adele, "I like a joke once in awhile as well as +anybody else. Now if he comes Thursday, Patty, will he stay over +Saturday? That's May-day, you know, and I'd like to have him here +for the celebration." + +"He'll be here if you ask him; even if he has to go back to the city +Friday and come up again for Saturday. Phil and Roger come Saturday, +you know." + +Van Reypen had gone back to town for a few days, and Hal Ferris was +also away on business, which was one reason why the girls had +plunged so interestedly into their merry scheme. + +Thursday afternoon they started for Maple Bank in time to be at the +post-office before four o'clock, and witness the arrival of Mr. +Cameron. + +Patty looked her dainty best, in a white linen, with a broad-brimmed +hat wreathed with pink roses. Her pink parasol was flounced with +chiffon and adorned with a bunch of pink roses, and two rose blooms +were tucked in her belt. + +"Rather summery garb, for the last of April," said Patty, gazing at +herself in Adele's long mirror; "but I said I'd wear white before I +thought. However, it's a lovely day, and with my motor coat I'll be +warm enough going over." + +They started off in high spirits, and reached the post-office at +quarter before four. Kit was already there, walking calmly up and +down the maple-shaded village street, and apparently waiting with +properly concealed impatience. + +In accordance with directions, the chauffeur drove right past the +post-office and around a corner, where the three conspirators might +indulge in a burst of laughter. + +"I shan't appear until a few minutes after four," said Patty; "it +isn't feminine to keep an appointment on time." + +So they went up and down some other streets until just the right +time, and then Patty got out of the car, as she intended to walk to +the tryst. + +The car, with Adele and Daisy, whizzed away and took up a position +exactly opposite the post-office, stopping there to watch the show. + +Of course Cameron paid no attention to this car, and continued to +patrol the sidewalk with slow, even steps. + +At last, as he walked along, he saw a girl in white coming toward +him. Her pink parasol completely concealed her face, but Cameron +knew it was his "Belle." + +He walked on slowly, and Patty did too, until they met and both +stopped. Gently he raised the intruding parasol and turned it to one +side. + +But even then, he could not see Patty's face, for she had arranged +her broad-brimmed hat to droop over it, and she hung her head as if +in extreme shyness. But she put out her hand and Cameron clasped it +in his own. + +"Belle," he murmured, "MY Belle! Look at me, please!" + +Suddenly Patty lifted her head, and smiled into Kit Cameron's face. + +He took a step backward, and staggered almost as if he would fall. + +"Patty Fairfield!" he exclaimed, "what does this mean? Why are you +here? I expected--oh, I beg your pardon--I--I'm aw-awfully glad to +see you." + +Adele and Daisy, watching them, were convulsed at Cameron's baffled +surprise. They could almost hear what he said. They could see how he +tried to pull himself together, and they could see Patty speechless +with laughter, as she enjoyed the joke on Kit. + +"What are YOU doing in Maple Bank?" she said, as soon as she could +speak for laughing. + +Kit looked at her gravely. "I came expressly to meet a girl in a +white frock and pink roses. I don't see any other around, so--it +might as well be you!" + +"You needn't try to turn it off so carelessly," said Patty. "Own up +that you're caught! What was your girl's name?" + +"Belle--My Belle--" And Cameron rolled his eyes in such soulful +manner, that Patty went off in another paroxysm. + +"Oh, you Joke King, you! Nobody can trick you, can they? Do you own +up?" + +"Own up what? that I'd rather see you than any other belle? +Certainly, I'll own that. But my time is up. You know we were only +to gaze once into each other's eyes and then part forever!" And Kit +gazed into her eyes as if it were indeed the last time. + +"That'll do," said Patty, laughing again. "The farce is over. Now +come and be real. Your own beautiful real self. Come and meet my +friends." + +"Who?" said Kit, as he accompanied Patty across the street. + +"Here he is," sang out Patty, as they reached the car. "Mrs. +Kenerley,--Miss Dow,--may I present Mr. Cameron, the celebrated +violin virtuoso." + +Adele greeted him warmly, and Daisy smiled on him, and Cameron's own +delightful manner soon made them all friends. + +"Jump in and go home with us, Mr. Cameron," said Adele, turning down +a side seat in the car. + +"But my stay in Maple Bank is limited," said Kit. "I'm due to take +the next train back to New York." + +"Come back with us to tea, anyway," said Adele. + +"You can stay to dinner, too," said Patty, "and take a late train +down from Fern Falls." + +"But you see, though I dressed with particular care to meet a very +charming young lady, I didn't expect to dine with her." + +"Oh, no matter," said Adele; "we won't be formal to-night. But if +you will, Mr. Cameron, we'd like to have you come back on Saturday +for our May-day celebration." + +"Will I!" said Kit; "you're awfully good to ask me, Mrs. Kenerley, +after you've discovered what a wicked young man I am, thus to follow +up invitations from strange ladies. But you see the photograph that +came to me was so charming that the temptation was irresistible." + +"If you'd known it was only me, you wouldn't have come, would you?" +asked Patty. + +Kit regarded her solemnly. Then he waved his hand, as if dismissing +a question of no moment. "It doesn't matter," he said, "all young +ladies in pink and white look alike to me." + +"Then I'm glad I'm not in pink and white," said Daisy, who was +looking very pretty in a blue linen frock, with wide black ribbons. + +"So am I," and Kit smiled at her approvingly. "You look so +different, it's a pleasure to observe you." + +Cameron had a charming way of talking nonsense, and before they +reached home both Daisy and Adele had taken a decided liking to the +gay young man. + +They had tea on the glass-paned veranda, and it was not until they +were all comfortably seated, with their teacups in hand, that +Cameron said, casually: "Oh, by the way, Patty, I have a note for +you from Mrs. Fairfield, and a parcel." + +He took from his pocket a letter and a little box. + +"Oh, thank you," said Patty, taking them "May I?" she added, as she +opened the note. + +As Patty read, her face grew longer and her eyes grew bigger. As she +finished, she looked at Cameron, who was gazing at her with his eyes +full of laughter. + +"You Kit!" she exclaimed; "oh, you Kit Cameron! Can nobody EVER get +ahead of you? Girls, listen to this! It's a note from Nan, and she +says: 'Dear Patty: Mr. Cameron says he's going to see you to-morrow. +Has Adele invited him to Fern Falls? How nice for you all. He won't +tell me how she happened to do so, but I suppose it was through you. +I'm sending you by him your pearl pin, which you forgot. Oceans of +love, from Nan.' Now, how in the name of common sense, did you +happen to tell Nan that you were coming to see me?" + +"Why, I was there last night, and I knew I was coming up here to- +day; so I told her, and she asked me to bring your pin. And I said I +would. That's all." + +"But how did you know you were coming here?" persisted Patty. + +"I didn't know I was coming here, and I didn't tell Mrs. Fairfield I +was. I only told her I should see you. I can't help what she +assumed,--and I have delivered the pin in safety." + +"But how did you know you were going to see me?" + +"My dear child, do you suppose for one minute that I fell for that +Belle Harcourt business? Didn't you know that I would know that that +very first letter was written by your fairy fingers?" + +"Why, Mr. Cameron!" exclaimed Adele, "weren't you really fooled?" + +"You WERE!" exclaimed Daisy. "You were at first, anyway." + +"Not for a minute, Miss Dow," and Kit smiled lazily at her. "I'm not +over-modest about my wonderful musical genius, but somehow I +couldn't believe that a stranger appreciated me so highly. I just +COULDN'T believe it, and something told me that it wasn't quite all +it sounded. Then, says I to myself, if it isn't a real Belle +Harcourt it's most probably Patty Fairfield. I had no idea you were +away, but I telephoned the house, and some of your menials told me +you were at Fern Falls. I had never heard of Fern Falls, but it was +me for the atlas, and after much study, I unearthed Fern Falls and +found it to be very decidedly adjacent to Maple Bank. So I put away +my atlas, got down my arithmetic, and by its artful aid I managed to +put two and two together. If I had found any one else but Patty +Fairfield under that pink parasol, I should have been the most +surprised man under the Stars and Stripes!" + +"I think you're perfectly horrid!" cried Patty; "just per-fect-ly +hor-rid!" + +"You don't really, you know," and Kit smiled at her, calmly, "you're +just as ready to admit yourself tricked, as I was." + +Patty went off into a peal of laughter at the thought of how she had +insisted that Kit should own up to being tricked, when they met; but +she felt a little chagrined that her joke had fallen through. + +"I'm glad of it," declared Adele, "for I may as well confess, Mr. +Cameron, it had prejudiced me against you to think you would write +those letters to a stranger." + +"Oh, I wouldn't, Mrs. Kenerley," said Kit, with exaggerated +earnestness. "Honest and truly, I wouldn't! I NEVER write letters to +strangers, unless I'm SURE the strangers are Patty Fairfield. And +I'm sure I shouldn't dare to write a letter to the young lady of the +photograph that came to me. She looked like an angel in the last +stages of nervous prostration." + +"That's exactly what she did look like," said Adele, laughing. "I +must tell Hester that! She's a school-girl cousin of mine, Mr. +Cameron, and if she were here, she'd enjoy this two-story joke as +well as any of us." + +Cameron stayed to dinner, as he said, to make his peace with Mr. +Kenerley when he came home, but really because he wanted to remain +with the pleasant house party. + +Hal Ferris came home at dinner time, too, and was greatly diverted +by the whole story of the Belle Harcourt joke. + +After dinner, it was warm enough to sit out on the veranda till time +for Kit to go to the train. + +At last the chauffeur brought the little runabout to the door, and +Kit took leave of the merry group. + +"Be sure to come back on Saturday morning," said Adele, as she shook +hands with him. + +"Trust me for that, Mrs. Kenerley. I'm so delighted with the +invitation, I'm afraid I'll get here too soon." + +"Come up on the noon train. The May party's at four o'clock. And now +you must fly or you'll lose your train." + +"Parting is SUCH sweet sorrow," said Kit, as he took Patty's hand, +to say good-bye to her last. + +Patty followed him down the steps of the veranda, and he was about +to step into the car, when he said, "Come on down to the station +with me." + +"I will," said Patty, impulsively, and as there was no time to +discuss the matter, she sprang into the car. Kit jumped in after +her, and slammed the door and they were off. + +"We've eloped," Cameron called back, as they whizzed away. + +"All right," Adele called after them; "send Patty back by the +chauffeur. There are extra wraps under the seat." + +"What a duck you are to come!" said Kit, as they swung out through +the gate. + +"I didn't mean to; but I jumped in before I thought." + +"Always jump in before you think,--that is, if I'm around. If +there's any danger of drowning, I'll pull you out." + +"Oh, I can swim. Kit, I don't see how you knew I wrote that letter." + +"Patty, it was plain as day on the face of it. Why, it sounded just +like you from start to finish. Of course, if you had been in New +York, I should have tried to suspect somebody else, but when I found +you were staying only about six miles from Maple Bank, I knew it was +you." + +"Never mind, some day I'll play a joke on you." + +"Thought you didn't approve of them." + +"I don't, for other people. But you're so fond of them I feel as if +I ought to do all I can for you." + +"All right, joke away, little girl. I don't mind. I say, Poppycheek, +what's this May-day business? An old-fashioned picnic?" + +"Not exactly. It's a new-fashioned picnic. But they crown a May- +queen, and all that sort of foolishness." "And who is to be queen?" + +"Belle Harcourt." + +"MY Belle! Oh, I'm glad of that. And so Princess Poppycheek is going +to be made a queen! Well, so long as you're my Belle, you may be +anybody's queen you like." + +"I like an awful lot of people." + +"Mostly men." + +"No, sir! The men mostly like me. I like mostly girls. Don't you +think Daisy Dow's charming and pretty?" + +"Yes, she is a very pretty girl. You're fond of her?" + +"I am now. I didn't like her at first, but I think it was because I +didn't understand her. But now we're awfully good chums." + +"And so you don't like the men?" + +"Nonsense! Of course I do. I adore them. But not as much as I do my +girl friends. And sometimes I think I like my married friends best +of all. Aren't the Kenerleys just dear?" + +"Then you'd like me better if I were married?" + +"Yes, indeed. Will you get married, to please me?" + +"Oh, anything to oblige. Will you pick out the lady?" + +"Why, yes, if you want me to. There's Daisy Dow." + +"Yes, there's Daisy Dow. But here's Patty Fairfield. I'd ever so +much rather marry her! How about it, Poppycheek?" + +"Nonsense, Kit, don't be silly." + +"It isn't silly. You said you wanted me to be married and I'm +awfully anxious to please you." + +"Oh, do you want to marry me just to please me?" + +"Well, I'm interested in the scheme on my own account, too." + +"Well, don't bother me about it, now. I hate to answer questions in +a speeding motor-car." + +"Shall I tell him to slow down?" And Kit leaned forward toward the +chauffeur. + +"Mercy, no! you'll hardly catch your train now. A little faster, +Jacques." + +"Yes, Miss," and the chauffeur threw on a little more speed. + +"Poppycheek, you rascal, I intended to miss that train." + +"Well, you don't do it! see? We've enough to do to-morrow, without +you bothering around. You can come up Saturday, but to-morrow we're +going to be awfully busy." + +"Van Reypen coming?" + +"Of course. A party isn't a party without Phil." + +"Huh! I'm not afraid of him. I can cut Van Reypen out any day in the +week!" + +"Not Saturdays. That's his great day." And Patty laughed +tantalisingly. + +"Just you wait and see! I'm not afraid! Bye-bye, Poppycheek." + +They had reached the station just as the train was drawing out. Kit +sprang from the car, slammed the door after him, and striding across +the platform, swung on to the moving steps. He waved his hand at +Patty and was gone. + +"Home, Jacques," she said. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + +MAY-DAY + + +May-Day, contrary to its custom, was a perfectly beautiful, balmy, +sunshiny day. + +Adele drew a long sigh of relief when she opened her eyes to this +fact, for as the hostess of a large and elaborate garden party she +had no care so great as the question of weather. And as all outdoors +was a mass of warm sunshine, she felt sure of the success of her +fete. + +After luncheon she ordained that Patty should go to her room for a +nap, as she had worked hard all the morning, and must not look +fagged at her coronation. + +"Make Daisy go too, then," said Patty, pouting, as she started +upstairs. + +"No, Daisy can do as she likes. She isn't tired and you are." + +"But then Daisy will be here when the boys come, and I won't." + +"You insatiable little coquette! You go right straight to your room +and go to bed! You hear me?" + +"Yes, ma'am, but I can't sleep. I'm too 'cited!" + +"Well, you can rest. Get yourself into a kimono,--and I'll come up +in a minute and tuck you up." + +Adele went up in a few moments and found Patty leaning far out of +her window. + +"What ARE you doing, child? Don't lean out so far; you'll fall!" + +Patty proceeded to draw herself back into the room. "Of course I +won't fall, Adele! I was only trying to breathe all this whole May- +day into my lungs at once. It's so beautiful." + +"It is, I know; but, Patty, darling, you MUST behave yourself. Lie +down and take a little sleepy-by till three o'clock. Then you can +get dressed for the party." + +"'I will be good, dear mother, I heard a sweet child say,'" trilled +Patty, as she took down her hair and put on a kimono. + +Then Adele tucked her up on the couch, in a nest of pillows and +under a soft down quilt. + +"Of course I trust you," she said, as she patted her shoulder, "oh, +OF COURSE I trust you! but all the same, my lady, I'm going to lock +you in!" + +"What!" cried Patty. + +But even as she spoke, Adele had scurried across the room, drawn out +the key, and was already locking the door from the other side. + +"Well!" thought Patty, "that's a high-handed performance! I don't +really care, though. Now that I'm here, so comfy, I realise that I +am tired." And in about two minutes Patty was sound asleep. + +It was nearly an hour before she opened her eyes, and then with a +little yawn she lazily wondered if it were time to get up. She +glanced at the clock on her dressing-table, and as it was only half- +past two, she felt sure that Adele would not come to her release +until three o'clock. She lay there, her eyes wandering idly about +the room, when she saw a startling sight. The floor, near her couch, +was fairly strewn with sprays of apple blossoms. At first she +thought she must be dreaming, and rubbed her eyes to be sure she was +awake. Putting her hand down outside the silken coverlet, she +touched a spray of blossoms, and picking it up looked at it +wonderingly. There could be no doubt. They were real apple blossoms, +and they were really there! What could it mean? + +"Of course," she said to herself, "either Adele or Daisy came in +while I was asleep and brought me these flowers, and sprinkled them +on the floor for fun. It must have been Daisy, for Adele is too +busy. How much nicer Daisy is than she used to be. And maybe that's +not fair. Probably she always was just as nice, only I wasn't nice +to her. Or I didn't know how to take her. Oh, my gracious!" + +The last words were spoken aloud, and in a very surprised voice, the +reason for which was, that a lot of apple blossoms had come flying +through the open window and landed on the floor beside her. "It must +be Daisy," she thought, "Adele won't let her in here, and she's +trying to get my attention this way!" + +Patty scrambled off the couch, her long golden hair a tangled mass +around her shoulders, and her blue silk negligee edged with +swansdown draped about her. + +She went to the window, which was a long French one, opening like +doors onto a tiny balcony. She stepped out on the balcony and looked +down. + +[Illustration: "BILL!" she cried, "Little Billee!"] + +And then, in her surprise, she almost fell over the railing, for +down below on the lawn, with his smiling face looking up into hers, +stood,--Bill Farnsworth. + +Patty gave a squeal of delight. "BILL!" she cried, "Little Billee" + +"Look out, Apple Blossom!" he called back, in his big, cheery voice, +"don't fall out of that balcony, and break your blessed neck! But if +you want to jump, I'll catch you," and he held out his arms. + +"No! I don't want to jump! Oh, Little Billee, I didn't know you were +coming! Did you throw in the apple blossoms?" + +"No, no, oh, NO! A passing highwayman threw those in! Why, what made +you think _I_'d do such a thing?" + +"Only because you still have a few left in your pockets," said +Patty, laughing, for, sure enough, Bill had ends of blossom sprays +sticking out of all his pockets. + +"You see I didn't know how many it would take to wake you up," he +said. + +"How did you know I was up here?" + +"Daisy told me. Adele wouldn't tell me,--said you must sleep, or +some such foolishness. Get into your togs and come down, won't you?" + +For the first time Patty realised that her hair was hanging about +her shoulders and her costume was, to say the least, informal, and +with another little squeal, she sprang back into her room and closed +the window doors. + +Then she went and looked at herself in the mirror. + +"Well, you don't look an absolute fright," she said, to the smiling +reflection she saw there. "But to think of Bill being here! Little +Billee! Bless his old heart!" + +And then Patty flew at her toilet. Everything had been laid in +readiness, and she began to draw on her white silk stockings and +dainty slippers. + +She was sitting before her mirror, doing her hair, when the key +turned and Adele came in. + +"For goodness' sake, Patty Fairfield! WHERE did all these flowers +come from?" + +"They came in at the window, ma'am, before I closed it," said Patty, +demurely. + +"Came in at the window! Nonsense, how could they do that?" + +"Oh, the breeze was awful strong, and it just blew them in." + +"Silly child! But I say, Patty, hurry up and get dressed!" + +"I AM hurrying!" and Patty provokingly twisted up her curls with +slow, deliberate motions. + +"You're NOT! you're dawdling horribly! But you wouldn't, if you knew +who was downstairs!" + +"Who?" + +"Oh, you're very indifferent, aren't you? Well, you wouldn't be so +indifferent if you knew who's downstairs." + +"Not, by any chance, Bill Farnsworth?" + +"Yes! that's just exactly who it is! How did you ever guess? Are you +glad?" + +"Yes, of course I am," and Patty's pink cheeks dimpled as she smiled +frankly at Adele. "I'm just crazy to see Bill again!" + +"Look here, Patty," and Adele spoke somewhat seriously, "I want to +say something to you,--and yet I hate to. But I feel as if I ought +to." + +"My stars! Adele, what IS the dreadful thing?" + +Patty paused in her hairdressing and, with brush in one hand and +mirror in the other, she stared at Adele. + +"Why, you see, Patty, I know you do like Bill, and--I don't want you +to like him too much." + +"What DO you mean?" + +"Oh, nothing. It even sounds silly to say it to you, as a warning. +But, dear, I feel I MUST tell you. He's engaged." + +"Oh, is he?" Patty tossed her head, and then went on arranging her +hair, but the pink flush on her cheek deepened. "Are you sure?" she +said, carelessly. + +"Well, I'm not sure that he's engaged, really," and Adele wrinkled +her pretty brow, as she looked at Patty; "but he told me last winter +that all his life was bound up in Kitty, and he loved her with all +his heart, or something like that." + +"Kitty who?" + +"I can't remember her other name, although he told me." + +"How did Bill happen to tell you this, Adele?" + +"He was here, and I was chaffing him about one of the Crosby girls, +and then he told me that about Kitty. And somehow I thought you +ought to know it." + +"Oh, fiddlesticks, Adele, as if I cared! I can't understand why you +should think _I_ would care if Mr. Farnsworth were engaged to forty- +'leven girls. It's nothing to me." + +"Of course I know it isn't, Patty; but I just wanted to tell you." + +"All right, honey; I'm glad you did. Now go on downstairs, and I'll +be down in a few minutes." + +Adele ran away and Patty proceeded to don her royal robes. + +The coronation gown was of white chiffon, having no decoration save +tiny bunches and garlands of flowers. It was not made in the +prevailing fashion, but copied from a quaint old picture and was +very becoming to its wearer. + +Her golden curls were loosely massed and a few flowers adorned them. + +Patty sat a moment in front of her mirror, talking to herself, as +she often did. + +"Of course Little Billee is engaged," she said to herself; "he's too +nice a man not to be. And I hope his Kitty is a lovely, sweet, +charming girl. I don't think, as an engaged man, he had any business +to throw flowers in at my window, but I suppose that was because +we've always been good friends. I don't see how he could tear +himself away from the charming Kitty long enough to come East, but +he's always flying across the continent on his business trips." + +Daisy came into Patty's room then, and the two girls went downstairs +together. + +The guests had gathered for the garden party, and were dotted over +the lawns or grouped on the veranda. + +"Thank goodness it's a warm day," said Patty, as they went down the +stairs. "Sometimes on May-day we have to go around in fur coats." + +At the foot of the staircase Bill Farnsworth waited to greet Patty. + +He came forward with an eager smile and took her two hands in his. + +"Little Apple Blossom!" he exclaimed; "Patty Pink-and-White!" + +For the life of her, Patty could not be as cordial as she would have +been if Adele had not told her what she did. But though she tried to +speak a genuine welcome, she only succeeded in saying, "How do you +do, Mr. Farnsworth?" in a cool little voice. + +Big Bill looked at her in amazement. + +"You gave me a better greeting than that from your window," he said, +in laughing reproach. "I still have an apple blossom left. May I +give it to you?" and Bill produced a small but perfect spray which +he proceeded to pin on the shoulder of Patty's gown. + +"My costume is complete," said Patty, with a smiling dissent; "it +doesn't need any additional flower." + +"It needs this one to make it perfect," said Farnsworth, calmly, and +indeed the pretty blossom was no detriment to the effect. + +"Oh, Phil, how gorgeous you look!" and Patty abruptly turned from +Farnsworth to admire Van Reypen's get-up. + +"Me, too!" exclaimed Hal Ferris, stepping up to be admired. The +men's decorations consisted of garlands draped across their +shoulders and tied with huge bows of ribbon. On their heads they +wore classic wreaths which Daisy and Hal had made, and which were +really not unbecoming. The procession formed in the hall, and went +out across the lawn to the May Queen's throne. + +Hal Ferris and Van Reypen headed the line, Hal being the sceptre- +bearer and Philip the crown-bearer. + +Daisy followed these, carrying a silk banner which waved in the +breeze, and she was followed by Baby May, carrying a basket of +blossoms, which she scattered as she went along. + +Patty came next, and surely a fairer May queen never went to her +coronation. Patty's blonde beauty was well suited to the costume and +floral decorations she wore, and she looked like a vision of Spring, +incarnate, as she walked smilingly along. Behind her came Kit and +Roger, who were Court Jesters. Their costumes were most elaborate, +of the recognised style for jesters, and they carried baubles which +provoked great merriment. + +As Farnsworth had not been expected, there was no part for him on +the program, but he calmly declared that he would be the band. He +had brought a cornet, upon which he was a really fine performer, and +he took up his place at the end of the line and played gay and merry +music to which they marched. + +The affair was exceedingly informal, and those in the procession +chatted as they passed the guests who were mere lookers-on. + +Baby May, indeed, left her place to run to her mother and give her a +flower, and then dutifully returned to escort Patty. + +The throne was under a bower made of evergreen boughs and trailing +vines, interspersed with apple blossoms and other flowers. + +As the procession neared the throne, Ferris, with his long gold +sceptre, struck an attitude on one side, and Van Reypen, who carried +the crown on a white satin cushion, took his place on the other +side. + +Daisy as Maid of Honour and Baby May as Flower Girl took their +stand, and the two Court Jesters danced to their appointed places. + +This left Patty alone, and, as there had been no rehearsal, she was +a little uncertain what to do, when Farnsworth stepped forward and +took her hand and gracefully led her to the throne, where he seated +her in state. Then he made a profound bow and stepped away to one +side. + +Van Reypen came forward, and with a gay little impromptu speech, put +a floral crown on Patty's head, and Ferris presented her with the +long gilded sceptre. + +Patty made a little speech of humorous greeting, and the coronation +was declared over, and Patty was Queen of the May. + +The guests came thronging around to talk to the pretty queen, and +then they all went to the tea-tent. This gay and festive place was +decorated with flowers and flags, and a delightful feast was served. + +"Will you have an ice, Patty?" asked Farnsworth, "or something more +substantial?" + +"Here you are, Patty; I know what you want." and Kit Cameron came up +with a cup of hot bouillon and a sandwich. + +"Yes, indeed, Kit, I'm famishing. Thank you so much," and Patty +ignored Farnsworth's remark entirely, and beamed pleasantly on Kit. + +Farnsworth looked at her curiously for a moment, and then walked +away. + +He sat down by Daisy Dow, and said abruptly: + +"What's the matter with Patty, that she doesn't like me any more?" + +"Nonsense, Bill; she does like you." + +"No, she doesn't. She's cool as a cucumber. She used to like me, but +she's changed all through. I s'pose she likes those other fellows +better--and I don't blame her." + +"They're both awfully gone on her," and Daisy looked at Cameron and +Van Reypen hovering around Patty, who seemed to be sharing her +favours equally between them. + +"I don't belong here," said Farnsworth, gloomily. "I'm out of my +element. I belong out West, riding over the plains and untrammelled +by conventions." + +"Don't be a goose, Bill," and Daisy looked at him kindly. "You've +better manners than lots of these Eastern men, and you have a whole +lot more innate kindliness." + +"That's good of you, Daisy," and Bill flashed her a grateful look. +"But I know the difference myself; I'm uncouth and awkward where +those chaps are correct and elegant. I'm going back to Arizona and +stay there." + +"All because Patty Fairfield didn't welcome you with open arms!" + +A flush rose to Big Bill's handsome face. "It is partly that, Daisy, +but I can't blame her. There's no reason why that exquisite little +piece of humanity should want to have anything to do with me,--a big +bear of a man." + +"Honestly, Bill, you ought not to belittle yourself like that. I'm +ashamed of you. But I'll tell you one thing: Patty is sometimes a +little perverse. She can't seem to help it. She's a perfect dear, +but she is a coquette. If you ask me, I think the more glad she is +to see you, the more likely she is to be cool to you." + +"Nonsense, Daisy! what sort of talk is that! Why should she act that +way?" + +Bill's straightforward gaze of blank amazement made Daisy laugh, but +she only said: "I can't tell you why she does such things, but she +does all the same." + +Just then Hal Ferris came up and monopolised Daisy's attention, and +Farnsworth, imagining himself in the way, strolled off. He joined +the laughing group that was gathered around Patty, but he stood +moodily silent, listening while she chaffed the others. + +"It's getting chilly," Patty said, at last, "and I think it's too +late to stay outdoors any longer. May parties are all very well +while the sun shines. But as queen, I issue a royal mandate that now +we all go in the house and dance." + +"And as First Goldstick-in-Waiting, I claim the first dance with the +queen," and Philip Van Reypen tucked Patty's hand through his arm +and led her away to the house. + +"And I claim the Maid of Honour," and Kit Cameron led Daisy away. + +"Hold on," cried Hal Ferris, "the Maid of Honour is my partner." + +"Possession is nine points of the law," and Hal gaily retained +Daisy's hand in his own, lest she should escape him. + +But there were plenty of other gay and merry maidens of the court, +and soon several couples were whirling up and down through the great +hall. + +Farnsworth stood apart, not joining in the dance, and presently +Adele came up to him. + +"Dance with me, Bill," she said, with the freedom of long +acquaintance. + +"Thank you," said Farnsworth, and in a moment they had joined the +other couples. Bill was a perfect dancer, and when they stopped, +Adele said: "Why don't you dance with Patty? She is a lovely dancer. +I'd like to see you two dance together." + +Still with a grave face, Bill crossed the room to where Patty was +standing. + +"Miss Fairfield," he said, politely, "our hostess has ordained that +I dance this dance with you." He clicked his heels together, and +made a low military bow. + +"Indeed," said Patty, coolly, "but the Queen of May takes no one's +orders, not even those of her beloved hostess." + +"Then you refuse?" and Farnsworth looked Patty straight in the eyes. + +"Of course I refuse," and she gave her little head a disdainful +toss. "This dance belongs to Mr. Van Reypen." + +Philip was just passing, and as Patty laid her hand on his arm, he +stopped. + +"Certainly it does," he said, but it was easy to be seen that the +dance was as much a surprise to him as it was a pleasure. + +Farnsworth looked after the two, as they danced away. And then he +turned on his heel and went in search of Adele. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + +MOONLIGHT + + +The May party was over, but a few of the guests, besides those +staying in the house, remained for dinner. + +"Shall I change my frock, Adele, or keep on this toggery for +dinner?" said Patty. + +"Oh, keep that on. You may as well be Queen of May as long as you +can." + +So Patty kept on her pretty, picturesque costume, and when dinner +time came she made up her mind to ask Adele to seat her next to +Farnsworth. But as the company paired off to go to dinner Big Bill +was nowhere visible. + +"Where's Mr. Farnsworth?" asked Patty, casually, of Jim Kenerley. + +"Oh, he's gone. We expected him to stay the week-end, but he said he +was due at another country house party, farther on somewhere, and he +couldn't even stay for dinner." + +Patty was sorry she had acted so rude to Bill, and sorry that he had +gone. "But," she said to herself, by way of extenuation, "I didn't +want to dance with anybody who asked me to because his hostess +commanded him! He never even said he wanted to dance with me +himself, but only that Adele said he must. But I do think he was +mean to go away without saying good-bye to me!" + +However, it was not Patty's nature to let her mind dwell on a +disappointment, and she promptly proceeded to forget all about Mr. +Farnsworth, and to turn her mind to her present partner. This +happened to be Kit Cameron, and as he was in his gayest mood she +responded and their conversation was of the merriest sort. + +After dinner, Kit persuaded Patty to walk on the veranda for a bit +of exercise. There was a large swing-seat, upholstered in red, which +he declared was just the place for a tete-a-tete. + +"But it's too cold," objected Patty. + +"I'll get you a wrap," and Kit flew into the house and procured a +long cloak, in which he enveloped Patty, and they sat in the swing +together. + +"What became of the Colossal Cowboy?" said Kit; "I thought he was +here for the weekend." + +"I thought so, too," returned Patty, "but it seems he had another +engagement." + +"I'm glad of it. You're altogether too fond of him." + +"Fond of him! What do you mean? I'm nothing of the sort. Why, I +scarcely spoke to him." + +"I know it. That's what gave you away." + +"Don't be a silly! I haven't the slightest interest in Mr. William +Farnsworth, or his comings and goings." + +"You'd rather have me here, wouldn't you?" + +"Oh, EVER so much rather!" And Patty spoke with such intense +enthusiasm that she was very evidently joking. + +"But really, Patty, let's be in earnest just for a minute. Wouldn't +you rather have me around than anybody?" + +"Why, I don't know; I never thought about it." + +"Think about it now, then. Honest, I mean it." + +"Oh, don't mean things. It's too heavenly a night to talk +seriously." + +"Isn't it a wonderful night? Do you know a house party like this and +moonlight on a veranda, like this, always goes to my head. I think +week-ending is apt to go to one's head, anyway. But let it go. Let +it go to your head, too." + +"I don't think I'd better," and Patty spoke hesitatingly; "I might +say something foolish." + +"Oh, do, Patty! DO say something foolish! If you don't, I shall." + +"Well, go on, then." + +"May I, Patty? May I tell you that I've simply lost my heart to +you,--you beautiful little May Queen!" + +"And is that what you call foolish?" Patty pouted, adorably. + +"Yes, it's foolish, because I know there's no hope for me. I know +you don't care one least scrap of a speck for me! Now, do you?" + +"If you're so positive yourself, why ask me?" + +"Oh, I MIGHT be mistaken, you know. Oh, if I only MIGHT! Patty, DEAR +little Patty, couldn't you be my princess? My own Princess +Poppycheek." + +"I've been your Belle," and Patty laughed merrily at the +recollection. + +"There you go, laughing at me! I knew you would. That shows you +don't care anything for me. If you did, you wouldn't laugh at me!" + +"Oh, yes, I would! the more I care for people the more I laugh at +them,--always." + +"You must be simply crazy over me then! If you don't stop laughing I +won't swing you any more." + +"Oh, yes, do, it's lovely to swing back and forth in the moonlight +like this. The May party was pretty, wasn't it?" + +"You're just trying to change the subject. But I won't have it +changed. Let's go back to it. Patty, couldn't you stop laughing at +me long enough to learn to care for me a little?" + +"How can I tell? I don't know how long it would take to learn to +care for you a little. And, anyway, I do care for you a little,--but +only a very, very little." + +"Yes, I know that. You don't fool me any. You wouldn't care if you +NEVER saw me again." + +"Why, Kit Cameron, I would SO! If I though I'd never see you again-- +I'd--I'd--I'd drown myself!" + +"YES you WOULD! You little witch, how can you trifle with me like +that, when my heart is just breaking for you?" + +"Oh, come now, Kit, it isn't as bad as that! And let me tell you +something. Do you know I think you are one of the very nicest +friends I ever had, and I'm not going to have our friendship spoiled +by any foolishness! So you might as well stop right where you are +now. That is, if you're in earnest. If you're just talking +foolishness on account of the moonlight--and all,--I don't mind. But +I won't have you serious about it." + +"All right, Poppycheek. I'm pretty serious, or I would be if you'd +let me, but if you don't want it you shan't have it." + +"Well, I don't. I don't want seriousness from anybody. And, anyway, +Kit, I'd be afraid of seriousness from you." + +"Why, Patty?" + +"'Cause it would probably turn out to be a practical joke." + +"Joke nothing! The regard I have for you, Miss Poppycheek Fairfield, +is too everlasting real to have any joke about it!" + +"And the friendship I have for you, Mr. Kit Cameron, is so nice and +real, that I'm going to keep it up." + +Patty knew from the undertones of Kit's voice that he was very much +in earnest, and as she felt no interest in him beyond that of a good +friend, she shrank from wounding his feelings by letting him go on +further. And so she determinedly led the conversation further and +further away from personal matters, and soon she gaily declared that +it was getting too late for moonlight chat and she was going in the +house. + +Kit followed her in, and though he showed in no way the appearance +of a rejected suitor, he was quieter than usual and less inclined to +merriment. "He'll get over it," said Patty to herself, after she +reached her room that night. "I s'pose all girls have to go through +with these scenes, sooner or later. But I didn't mind Kit so much, +because he was nice and sensible about it." + +Then Daisy came in for a kimono confab, and perched herself on the +edge of Patty's bed. + +"What's the matter between you and Bill Farnsworth, Patty?" she +asked without prelude of any sort. + +"Nothing," said Patty, as she took the hairpins from a long shining +strand of hair. + +"There is, too. He asked me why you were so cool to him." + +"He did! Well, I'm sure I don't know what he meant, for I wasn't +cool to him,--or anything else. I treated him politely, as I would +any casual friend." + +"Politely! I saw you refuse to dance with him, myself. If you call +THAT polite!" + +"If you want to know, Daisy, that was because he didn't want to +dance with me. He said he only asked me because Adele insisted upon +it." + +"Patty, it's none of my business, but I do think you might be nicer +to Bill, for I know he thinks an awful lot of you." + +"Why, Daisy Dow! why should he think a lot of me when he's as good +as engaged to another girl?" + +"Engaged! Bill Farnsworth engaged! nothing of the sort. I know +better." + +"But he is. Adele told me so. Or, if he isn't engaged, he's very +much in love with a girl named Kitty. Do you know her?" + +"Kitty who? Where is she?" + +"I don't know, I'm sure. But he told Adele his whole heart and life +were bound up in this Kitty Somebody. So I'm sure I don't see any +reason why I should be running after him." + +"I can't imagine you running after anybody, Patty. You don't need +to, for the boys all run after you. But it's very queer I never +heard of this Kitty. I've known Bill for years. Let me see; there +was Kate Morton,--but I never thought Bill cared especially for her. +And anyway, I can't imagine calling HER Kitty! She's as tall and +straight as an Indian!" + +"Well, Bill calls her Kitty; Adele said so." + +"Oh, is it Kate Morton, then? Did Adele say that?" + +"No, Adele said she couldn't remember the girl's last name. And I +don't care if it's Kate Morton or Kathleen Mavourneen! It's nothing +to me what kind of a girl Bill Farnsworth likes." + +"Of course it isn't. I know you never liked Bill." + +"I did SO! I DO like him, but just the same as I like all the other +boys." + +"Then what makes you turn pink every time Bill's name is mentioned, +and never when you speak of anybody else?" + +"I don't! And if I did, it wouldn't mean anything. I'm not specially +interested in anybody, Daisy, but if I were, I wouldn't sit up and +blush about it. You like Bill an awful lot, yourself." + +"I do like him," said Daisy, frankly; "and I always have. He's a +splendid man, Patty, one of the biggest, best natures I know. Why, +at school we used to call him Giant Greatheart,--he was so +thoroughly noble and kind to everybody." + +"Well, I'm sick of hearing his praises sung, so you'll please change +the subject." + +Daisy was quite willing to do this, for she had no wish to annoy +Patty, and the girls chatted of other matters until Adele came along +and sent them both to bed. + +The next day was Sunday, and Patty didn't come downstairs until time +for the midday dinner. + +"I think you might have come down earlier," said Van Reypen, +reproachfully, as Patty came smilingly down the staircase. "I wanted +you to go for a walk this morning; it's simply great out in the +sunshine." + +"I'll go after dinner," said Patty; "isn't it funny why people have +dinner at one o'clock, just because it's Sunday?" + +"I'm glad of it. It'll give us the whole afternoon for our walk." + +"Good gracious! if I walk the whole afternoon you'll have to bring +me home in a wheelbarrow!" + +"We won't walk far enough for that. If you get tired, we'll sit on a +mossy mound in a bosky dell, or some such romantic spot." + +After dinner, Philip held Patty to her promise of going for a walk. +She didn't care about it especially, really preferring to stay with +the gay group gathered on the veranda, but Philip urged it, and +Patty allowed herself to be persuaded. + +The country all around Fern Falls was beautiful, and a favourite +walk was down to the Falls themselves, which were a series of small +cascades tumbling down a rocky ravine. + +Philip turned their steps this way, and they sauntered along the +winding footpath that followed down the side of the falls. + +"It is lovely here," said Patty, as she sat down on a rock for a +short rest. "But I wouldn't want to live in the country all the year +around, would you, Philip?" + +"Not if you didn't like it, dear. Suppose we have two homes, one in +the city and one in the country?" + +"Homes for lunatics, do you mean?" and Patty favoured the young man +with a wide-eyed gaze of inquiry. + +"You know very well what I mean," and Philip returned her gaze with +one of calm regard. "You know why I brought you out here this +afternoon, and you know exactly what I'm going to say to you. Don't +you?" + +"Not EXACTLY," and Patty drew a roguish frown; "they all word it +differently, you know." + +"It is a matter of utter indifference to me how the others word it," +and Philip leaned up comfortably against a rock as he looked at +Patty. "The only thing that engrosses my mind, is whether I myself +can word it persuasively enough to make you say yes. Do you think I +can?" + +"You never can tell till you try," said Patty, in a flippant tone. + +"Then I'll try. But, Patty, dearest, you know it all; you know how I +love you, you know how long I have loved you. Aren't you ever going +to give me the least little encouragement?" + +"How can I, Phil, when I don't feel encouraging a bit?" + +"But you will, dear, won't you? You remember last winter when we +went on that sleighride after the butter and eggs? Why, Patty, you +ALMOST said yes, then." + +"Why, Philip Van Reypen! I didn't do anything of the sort! I had no +idea of saying yes, then,--I haven't now,--and I'm not sure that I +ever shall have!" + +"I'll wait, Patty," and Van Reypen spoke cheerfully. "I'll wait, +Little Girl, because I think a love like mine is bound to win at +last. And I know you're too young yet to make up your mind. But, +Patty, there isn't anybody else, is there?" + +"Anybody else what?" + +"Anybody else who likes you as much as I do. Is there?" + +"Now, Phil, how could I tell that? When people say they love you +heaps and heaps, you never know quite how much to believe, or quite +how much is just the influence of the moonlight." + +"Well, there's no moonlight here now. So when I tell you how much I +love you, it's all true. You believe that, don't you, Little Girl?" + +"Yes, I believe it. But, Philip, I wish you wouldn't talk about it +to-day. I'm tired of--" + +"Of having men tell you how much they love you? Poor little Patty! +I'm afraid you'll have to put up with that all your life." + +"Oh, horrible!" and Patty made a wry face. "I suppose some girls +like it, but I don't." + +"I'll tell you a way to avoid it, Patty. Be engaged to me, now,-- +even if you won't marry me right away, and then, you see, other men +can't propose to you." + +"Do you mean be engaged to you, Phil, without intending EVER to +marry you!" + +"Well, don't consider the second question at present. Just be +engaged to me, and then we'll see about it." + +"No, I don't think that would be fair. You make it seem as if being +engaged to a man doesn't mean anything." + +"Patty! dearest! DON'T talk like that! It would mean all the world +to me. And I'm sure I could make you love me enough to want to marry +me, after awhile. If you knew how much I loved you, I'm sure you'd +agree that you couldn't resist that love for long." + +Van Reypen looked very handsome and very earnest as he gazed into +Patty's eyes. And Patty looked very sweet and dear as she gazed back +at him with a troubled expression on her lovely face. + +Then with a sudden, impulsive gesture she put out both her hands and +Philip took them in his own. + +"Don't make me decide now, Phil," she said, and she looked at him +with a pathetic smile. "I don't know what I want. I know I DON'T +want to marry you,--or anybody else,--for a long time. And I don't +think I want to be engaged to anybody just yet, either." + +"Of course you don't, you dear little girl," and Van Reypen's tone +was hearty and genuinely helpful. "You've only just begun to have +your little fling, and enjoy yourself in your own sweet, butterfly +way. And I'm not going to tease you or cause you one moment's worry. +But, oh, Patty, darling, if ever you have a moment when you want to +think about these things, think about me, won't you, dear? and +remember that my whole heart is yours and my whole life is devoted +to you. You don't understand now, what the whole love of a man +means, but some day you will, and then, if your heart can turn to +me, let it do so, won't you,--little sweetheart?" + +Patty was thrilled, not only by Philip's words, but by the deep and +sincere love shining in his eyes, and which she could not mistake. + +"You are very dear to me, Philip," she said, with absolute +sincerity; "and I do want you to know how much I appreciate what you +have said,--and how grateful I am--" + +"Hush, Patty," and Philip smiled gently at her; "I don't want that. +I don't want your appreciation nor your gratitude for what I feel +for you. When you are ready to give me your love, in return for the +love I offer you, I want it more than I can tell you. But until +then, I want your friendship, the same good comradeship we have +always had, but not any gratitude, or foolishness of that sort. Do +you understand?" + +"I do understand, Phil, and I think you're splendid! I want to keep +on being your friend,--but I don't want you to think---" + +"No, dear; I promise not to think that you are giving me undue +encouragement,--for that is what you're trying to say. And you +mustn't let my hopes or desires trouble you. Always treat me just +exactly as you feel toward me, with gay comradeship, with true +friendliness, or whatever is in your heart. But always remember that +I am still loving you and waiting and hoping." + +Philip gave Patty one long look deep into her eyes, and then, with +an entire change of manner, he said lightly, "Now, my lady fair, if +you are rested, suppose we walk back to the house?" + +"I am rested," and Patty jumped up, "so you won't have to do what I +feared,--take me home in a wheelbarrow." + +Van Reypen looked at her quizzically. + +"Do you remember," he said, "the classic poem from which that +quotation is taken?" + +"It's from Mother Goose, isn't it?" + +"Yes; but if you recollect, it was a bachelor gentleman who went to +London. And when he returned he brought a WIFE home in a +wheelbarrow. I'm not having quite THAT experience." + +"No," said Patty, demurely, "but you haven't any wheelbarrow." + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + +IN THE RUNABOUT + + +When they reached the house, Patty went straight up to Mr. Kenerley, +and said in a low tone, "Jim, I want to ask a favour of you." + +"Anything at all, Patty Pink; anything, to the half of my kingdom!" + +"Well, I want the little car, the runabout; and I want to go off for +a little while, all by myself." + +"Patty! You amaze me! Does this mean a clandestine meeting with a +rustic swain? Oh, my child, I thought you were well brought up!" + +"Don't tease me, Jim," and Patty looked really serious. "If you must +know, though, it's because I want to get away from the rustic +swains. I want a little time to myself. And if I stay here, the boys +are all around; and if I go to my room, the girls won't give me any +peace, and, oh, Jim, DO help me out!" + +"Why, of course, you Blessed Infant. Trust all to your Uncle Jim! +Come along with me." + +The two started down the walk toward the garage, and Adele called +out, "Where are you going?" + +"Going to elope," Kenerley returned gaily over his shoulder, and +they went on. + +He took out the little car, which Patty could easily run herself, +and putting her in, he jumped in beside her. + +"I'll go with you, past the porch," he said, "and see you outside +the gate." + +So they dashed by the group on the veranda, not heeding their chaff +and once outside the grounds, Jim said, "Are you sure you want to go +alone, Patty?" + +"Yes, please, Jim. I want to think a little." + +"Oh, you GIRL! you needn't tell ME! some chap's been making love to +you!" + +"Nonsense!" but Patty's blush belied her words. + +"I hope it IS nonsense, Patty, dear. You're too young to have a +serious affair yet awhile. Take an old friend's advice and say no +this time." + +"Of course I shall. Don't worry about me, Jim." + +"No, indeed. You've good common sense in that curly golden pate of +yours. I'll get out here, and you go along, Patty, and have a nice +little maiden meditation all to yourself, and come back fancy free, +but don't stay out too late." + +Kenerley got out of the car and went back to the house, and Patty +drove on alone. + +It was just what she wanted, an opportunity to think over what +Philip had said. And she was fond of motoring alone, and an +experienced driver. She went slowly at first, enjoying the beautiful +country with its serene air of Sunday afternoon calm. + +The trend of her thoughts was not a question of whether or not she +should accept Van Reypen; but more a dreamy recollection and living +over the scene at the Falls. + +She pictured in her mind how really noble and handsome he looked, +and she almost wondered at herself why she had only a friendly +feeling toward him. + +"But I like him better than Kenneth," she assured herself; "that is, +I like him MORE than I do Kenneth. Ken is an old dear, but he IS +slow; and Philip has all the nice ways and mannerisms that I do like +in a man. He's always equal to any occasion, without any effort. +He's just born so. He's an aristocrat like his aunt, but he hasn't a +bit of her,--well,--it is really a kind of snobbishness. She's +intolerant of people not in her own set. But Phil is kind and +courteous to everybody. And he has a sense of humour. I suppose +that's what's the matter with Ken. The poor boy hasn't a spark of +fun in him except what I've banged into his blessed old head. +There's Kit Cameron now, he has too much fun in him. He'd make +anybody's life a practical joke. I don't believe he half meant what +he said to me in the swing last night. I think he would have said +the same to any girl, sitting there in the moonlight. Well, I do +seem to be growing up. I wish I had Nan here. She's so nice to talk +things over with. Not that I want to talk anything over. I believe +it isn't considered correct to tell about the proposals you have, +but I guess a mother wouldn't count,--even if she is a stepmother. +And Nan is such a duck of a stepmother! I'll certainly tell her +about these proposals I've had. I don't believe I'll ever have any +more. But all the same, I'm not going to get engaged yet! I'd rather +be an old maid than to take the first man who asks me. But there's +one thing certain, I do like Philip the best of the bunch!" + +Patty went on along the highway, stopping now and then to gather a +particularly beautiful branch of wild rose, or a few spring +beauties. + +She had on a simple little frock of pink linen, with a sailor collar +of fine white embroidery, and a big black velvet bow at her throat. +She wore no hat but her golden hair was partly confined by a band of +black velvet. She had a light dust coat of pongee silk, though Jim +had told her there was a warmer coat in the car if she should want +it. + +When Kenerley returned to the group on the veranda a wild shout +greeted him, inquiring where Patty was. + +"I told you she was going to elope," returned Jim; "I was merely +helping her along. I left her just outside the gate on her way to +meet her rustic swain." + +"Nonsense, Jim," said his wife, "where did she go? Over to the +Crosbys'?" + +"She didn't say anything to me about the Crosbys. In fact, Adele, +she didn't tell me where she was going, and I wasn't so inquisitive +as to ask her. I let my guests do as they like and go where they +choose. Patty asked me for the runabout and I gave it to her. If she +had wanted the touring car she could have had it,--or the +limousine,--or the wheelbarrow." + +A smile passed over Van Reypen's face at the chance reference to the +last-named vehicle, and his intuitions told him that Patty had gone +for a solitary drive to get away from other people for a little +while. + +"Oh, LOOK who's here!" cried Daisy, suddenly, as a motor car came +whizzing up the steps and out jumped Bill Farnsworth. + +"I just stopped for a minute," he said to Adele, "to see how you all +are after your party." + +"All quite well," said Adele, "but sorry you couldn't stay here with +us instead of going on." + +"Sorry, too," said Farnsworth. "Where's Miss Fairfield?" and he +looked about inquiringly. + +"Gone for a drive," replied Adele, and Farnsworth made no further +reference to Patty. But his call was short and soon he was again +starting his car. + +"Which way did Miss Fairfield go?" he murmured in a low voice to +Kenerley, as his car moved off. + +"East," said Jim, with a teasing smile at Farnsworth, and then Bill +was gone. + +He swung out on to the broad highway and turned east. There were no +bypaths near and he had an intention of following and overtaking +Patty. He wanted to see her, and with Bill Farnsworth to want to do +anything was to do it. + +Now it chanced that Patty had had a detention. Though an expert +driver, and a fairly good mechanician for her own car, she was not +entirely familiar with the car she was driving, and when it stopped +stock-still at the side of the road, she found herself unable to +discover the exact difficulty. + +She was not overanxious, for it was a frequented road and she felt +sure some car would come along, in whose driver she might feel +sufficient confidence to ask help. But it so chanced that she sat +for some time before any car came. The sun was warm and she threw +off her coat, really enjoying basking in the sunshine while she +waited. + +And it was this sudden apparition of a golden head shining in the +sunlight that gave Farnsworth a shock of surprise as he came up +behind Patty's car. + +"By Jove!" he exclaimed, "there she is! In trouble, too. Jolly well +I came along, bless her heart! But it's funny if she can't manage +the car. I believe she's sitting there purposely." + +For a few moments Bill sat looking at the yellow head and smiling +gently at it. Then he had an inspiration to drive right past her and +see if she would speak to him. She had been far from cordial the day +before and Farnsworth was uncertain whether she wanted to see him or +not. + +So, driving slowly, he passed by Patty in her motionless car. + +Patty jumped at the sound of some one coming, and intending to ask +help, held out her hand and said, "Please--" before she realised who +it was. + +Farnsworth turned his head, stopped his car, whipped off his cap and +jumped out, saying, as he walked toward Patty's car, "An accident, +ma'am? Can I help you?" + +A spirit of perversity rose in Patty's heart. Without knowing why, +she desired to inflict a hurt on the man who was smiling at her. + +"I beg your pardon," she said, coldly, "I thought you were a +stranger." + +"I'll be a stranger, if you like," and Farnsworth bowed profoundly. + +"Very well, I wish you would. Pray proceed with your journey," and +Patty bowed, and turned her head toward the opposite landscape. + +"But you would ask a stranger to help you," said Farnsworth, feeling +a strong desire to shake the exasperating little pink figure. + +"Not every stranger," said Patty. "I am waiting to select the one I +want." + +"Oh, DO select me! I'm an awfully nice stranger, and incidentally, I +could fix that car of yours in a jiffy." + +"Did Adele order you to fix this car?" and Patty's blue eyes gave +Bill a look of withering scorn. + +"No, she did not." + +"Then I can't think of allowing you to do it. I don't want you to do +ANYTHING for me except at Adele's orders!" + +"You little goose! I've a notion to kidnap you, wild roses and all, +and take you off in my car." + +"Did Adele order you to do THAT?" + +"Patty, stop this nonsense! Of course I know what you mean, that I +asked you to dance in Adele's name, instead of in my own." + +"Yes; I admit I prefer to be asked to dance, personally, and not vi- +vike--" + +"Vicariously is the word you are floundering over," said Farnsworth +with utmost gravity; "well, now, I'll fix your car vicariously, or +personally, or any old way you like,--if you'll just behave yourself +and smile upon me." + +"I don't want my car fixed." + +"You prefer to stay here?" + +"I do." + +"Alone?" + +"Alone." Patty tried very hard to look like a stone image but only +succeeded in looking like a very pretty pink-cheeked girl. + +However, at her last word, and when Patty was just about to break +into a dimpled smile, Farnsworth achieved a most dignified and +conventional bow, replaced his cap, and without another glance at +Patty, deliberately got into his car and drove away. He passed +Patty, continuing east, and in a few moments was lost to sight, as +he flew down the road at a swift pace. + +"Well!" remarked Miss Patricia Fairfield, aloud. "Well! Hooray for +you, Little Billee! I didn't know you had it in you to act like +that! But"--and her face clouded a little--"I suppose your head is +so full of Kitty Morton that you don't care what becomes of Patty +Fairfield! H'm." + +Patty sat still for some time, thinking over this new episode. She +had been rude to Farnsworth, and she had done it purposely. But she +was accustomed to having young men laugh at her pertness and chuckle +over her sauciness. + +One or two cars passed her, but as she scrutinised the drivers, they +did not seem to be just the type of whom she cared to ask help; but +presently a small car came toward her, driven by a frank-looking, +pleasant-faced young man. + +"Hello," he called out with the camaraderie of the road; "had a +breakdown? Want some help?" + +"Yes, sir," and Patty spoke in a timid, subdued voice. + +"Then I'm your man," he said, as he jumped out and came over to her +car. "My name's Peyton," he went on, "Bob Peyton, and very much at +your service. What's the matter?" + +"I don't know, sir," and Patty surrendered to a mischievous impulse; +"I'm Mrs. Hemingway's maid; Mrs. Hemingway, sir, she can run the +car, but I can't." + +"Where is Mrs. Hemingway?" + +"When the car broke down, sir, she said she would go for help. I +think she went to that house over there." + +"H'm! And so you're her maid. Personal maid, do you mean?" + +"Not exactly, sir. I'm her new waitress, she was just taking me +home, sir." + +Patty didn't know why she was talking this rubbish, but it popped +into her head, and the young man's eyes were so twinkly and gay, she +felt like playing a joke on him. She thought he would fix her car, +and then she would thank him and ride away, without having given her +real name. + +"Ah, my good girl," Mr. Peyton said, "and so you are a waitress. +What is your name?" + +"Suzette, sir. I'm French." + +"Yes, I can see that by looking at you! Well, Suzerte, are you an +experienced waitress?" + +"Oh, yes, sir. I've worked in the best families and in,--and in +hotels and--and--" + +"And on oceans liners, I presume! Well, Suzette, here's a +proposition. My sister wants a waitress, awfully. Hers has just +left. If you will go along with me to my sister's house, she will +pay you twice what your previous mistress did." + +Patty appeared to consider the question. + +"Who is your sister, sir?" + +"Mrs. Brewster; she lives in that next place, where you see the red +brick chimneys." + +Now Patty knew all about the Brewsters, although she had never met +them. They were great friends of the Kenerleys, and indeed the whole +house party was invited to dine at the Brewsters' the next night. +Adele, too, had spoken about Bob Brewster's brother, and Patty +realised they were friends and neighbours. + +In her present mood, Patty was simply aching for an escapade. And +she thought it would be a pretty good practical joke if she should +go to Mrs. Brewster's and pretend to be a waitress. She would +telephone Adele what she was up to, and they would send another car +for her that evening. Perhaps if she had thought another moment she +wouldn't have done it, but on the impulse she said. "I'd love to get +double wages, sir, and I will go to your sister's, but what about +Mrs. Hemingway's car?" + +"I will take you over to my sister's first,--it's only a short jump, +and then I'll come back and see about this car." + +So Patty got out of her own car and into Bob Peyton's, and in a +moment they were spinning along toward the red chimneys. + +The young man said not a word on the way, and Patty's spirits fell +as she began to think she had undertaken a foolish prank, with no +fun in it. But she realised that in her role of waitress she could +not expect the young man of the house to talk to her, so she sat +demurely silent, trying to look as much like a waitress as possible, +and succeeding not at all. + +On reaching the house, which proved to be a large and elaborate +affair, Mr. Peyton drove around to a side door. He ushered Patty +into a small waiting-room, and went in search of his sister. Patty +heard much gay laughter from the drawing-rooms, and suddenly felt +that her joke was not as funny as she had expected. But she +determined to carry it a little further and see what might happen. + +A charming young woman soon came to her, and said with a pleasant +smile, "Is this Suzette?" + +"Yes, madame," and Patty's manner was quite all that was to be +desired in a waitress. + +"I am Mrs. Brewster. My brother has told me the circumstances of his +finding you. I am not sure that I'm doing right in taking you away +from your present employer, but I'm going to be selfish enough to +ask you to help me out for a short time, anyway. I have guests for +dinner, and my waitress has gone. My guests are really important +people and I was at my wits' end how to manage, until you appeared. +If you will only stay and wait on my table at dinner, I will let you +do as you choose afterwards,--return to Mrs. Hemingway or remain +with me." + +The plan seemed to promise some fun to Patty. She would privately +telephone Adele, who would tell Jim. It was to be a joke on the rest +of them, especially Kit who had said Patty could never fool him. And +ever since the Belle Harcourt joke, which had not fooled Kit after +all, she wanted to try again. She would make Adele pretend she +thought Patty was lost, and both Kit and Philip would be greatly +alarmed. + +"I will stay for dinner, madame," she said, at last, "and afterward +we can decide. You may not like my work." + +"I'm sure I shall; you seem capable, and my brother tells me you are +experienced. I fear though, your gown is a little,--a little--" + +"I understand, madame. You see, this is my Sunday afternoon frock. +If I stay with you, I will send for my black ones. Perhaps, if I +took off the lace collar now." + +"Yes, and the black bow. It is those things that make your garb +inappropriate. I will, of course, provide you with an apron and cap. +Will you come with me now to the dining-room, and I will show you +about your duties." + +Mrs. Brewster gave Patty full directions about the serving of the +dinner and then provided her with a cap and apron. The trifle of +muslin and lace, when perched on Patty's gold curls, was really most +becoming; and though she removed her collar and bow, the frilled +bretelles of the dainty apron were quite as effective, and Patty +looked like the kind of waitress that is seen in amateur plays. + +"If not asking too much, madame," she said, "may I telephone to a +friend?" + +"Is it necessary?" and Mrs. Brewster looked a little surprised. + +"It would be polite, I think, madame," returned Patty, with eyes +cast down, "as it is to some people with whom I expected to take +supper. They will wait for me, I fear?" + +"Ah, yes, Suzette, you are right. You may telephone, but I will tell +you frankly, I do not like to have my servants make a practice of +telephoning to their friends." + +"No, madame," and Patty's tone was most humble. + +To her great delight the telephone was in a small booth by itself, +and Patty soon made Adele acquainted with the whole story. + +Adele was not altogether pleased with the prank, but as she couldn't +help herself, she accepted the situation with a good grace, and +promised to send for Patty later in the evening. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + +THE RIDE HOME + + +Patty stood in the butler's pantry when the guests entered the +dining-room for dinner. + +She was determined to do her part perfectly, for she knew quite well +how everything should be done, and she entered into the spirit of it +as if it were a play. + +There were eight at the table, and as Patty tripped in to serve the +soup she caught the approving glance of Mr. Bob Peyton. She quickly +dropped her eyes and proceeded with her duties quietly and +correctly. But as she set down the third soup plate, she chanced to +look across the table, and met the calm, straightforward gaze of +Bill Farnsworth! + +She didn't drop the soup-plate or make any awkward movement. Patty +was not that sort. She looked down quickly, though it was with +difficulty that she prevented the corners of her mouth from breaking +into a smile. Immediately she suspected the whole truth. Farnsworth +was a guest at this house,--of course he had sent Bob Peyton to her +rescue! Or, hadn't he? Could it have been possible that Mr. Peyton +found her unexpectedly? She didn't think so. She believed that +Little Billee had sent Peyton to her aid, because she had refused +his assistance. Of course, Bill had not foreseen the waitress joke, +and doubtless he was as much surprised to see her now as she was to +see him. Unless Mr. Peyton had told all the guests that he had found +a waitress along the road in a stalled motor-car! + +Well, at any rate, Patty determined to go on with the farce to the +best of her ability. If Farnsworth thought he could rattle her, he +was very much mistaken. But she would not look at him again. If he +should smile at her, she knew she should smile, for she was on the +verge of laughing anyway. So the dinner proceeded. Patty did her +part beautifully, serving everything just exactly right and doing +everything just as it should be done. And not once during the long +dinner, did she catch the eye of either Farnsworth or Mr. Peyton. +Once or twice she looked at Mrs. Brewster with a note of inquiry in +her eyes, and that lady gave an almost imperceptible nod of +approval, so that Patty knew everything was going all right. + +At last it was time for Patty to bring in the finger bowls. They +stood neatly ranged in readiness for her, and in each one was a +pansy blossom. + +On the table near the doorway through which Patty went in and out of +the dining-room, chanced to be a big bowl of apple blossoms, and +Patty appropriated one of these and substituted it for the pansy in +the finger bowl which she subsequently placed before Farnsworth. + +She did not glance at him, but she had the satisfaction of seeing +him start with surprise, and then let his glance travel around the +table as if assuring himself that he was the only one thus honoured. + +He tried to catch Patty's eye, but she resolutely refrained from +looking at him. + +After dinner was over, and the guests returned to the drawing-room, +Patty remained in the dining-room, wondering what would happen next. + +In a few moments Mrs. Brewster came running out to her. + +"You little brick!" she cried; "but, my DEAR child, what MADE you do +it?" + +"What do you mean, madame?" asked Patty, in her most waitress-like +voice. + +"What do I mean? You rogue! You scamp! Mr. Farnsworth has told us +all about it! I don't know what you mean by this masquerade. But +it's over now, and you must come into the drawing-room at once! Take +off that apron and cap, and put on your collar and bow again." + +"Oh, Mrs. Brewster, I can't go into the drawing-room. All your +guests have on their evening things, and this is a morning frock!" + +"Nonsense, child, come right along in. You look as sweet as a +peach." + +"But I say, Ethel," and Bob Peyton bounced out into the dining-room, +"Miss Fairfield hasn't had any dinner, herself," and he smiled at +Patty. "You see I know all about you. Farnsworth told the whole +story. You are miffed with him, I believe, and wouldn't let him help +you. So he came right over here and sent me back to help a fair lady +in distress. Why you got up that waitress jargon _I_ don't know." + +"I don't either," and Patty dimpled roguishly at him. "I have an +awful way of cutting up any jinks that happen to pop into my head! +You'll forgive me, won't you?" + +"I never should have forgiven you if you HADN'T!" and Peyton smiled +admiringly into the big blue eyes that implored his forgiveness so +sweetly. + +"You DEAR child," Mrs. Brewster rattled on, "to think you haven't +had a mite of dinner! Now I will get you something." + +"No, no, thank you," laughed Patty, "I will confess that I ate all I +wanted here in the pantry while the dinner was going on. Cook sent +up special portions for me, and I had plenty of time to do justice +to them." + +"I'm glad of that," said Mrs. Brewster, cordially, "and now, Miss +Fairfield, come into the drawing-room. I want my guests to know what +a little heroine it is who waited on us at dinner. What a girl you +are! I've often heard Adele Kenerley speak of you, and I'm so glad +to know you. You must come and make me a visit, won't you, to prove +that you forgive me for letting you wait on my table?" + +"The pleasure was mine," returned Patty, dropping a pretty curtsy. +Then they all went to the drawing-room, where Patty was praised and +applauded till she blushed with confusion. + +Farnsworth stood leaning against the mantel as she entered the room. +He waited till the introductions were over and until the hubbub +roused by Patty's story had subsided. Then, as she stood beside her +hostess, he went over to her, and said, "What is your greeting for +me, Miss Fairfield?" + +"I gave you my greeting at the table," said Patty, and she flashed a +glance at him from beneath her long lashes. + +"WAS it a greeting?" + +But before Patty could answer, Mrs. Brewster came to her and said in +her enthusiastic way, "Oh, Miss Fairfield, I've been telephoning +Mrs. Kenerley and telling her all about it! And what DO you think? +She says that she and Jim are the only ones over there who know +where you are, and they're pretending they don't know, and all the +young people are crazy with anxiety!" + +"I suppose I ought to go right home," said Patty, "and relieve their +anxiety. But I'd like to stay a little while longer. And, yet, I +don't want them to know where I've been, until I get there, and tell +them myself." + +"Let them wait," said Bob Peyton. "It won't hurt them to worry a +little. Now, Miss Fairfield, we're going to have some music, and +perhaps,--as you're such an angel of goodness to us anyway,--perhaps +you'll sing for us." + +They all sang in chorus, and some sang solos, and after awhile it +was Patty's turn. + +She had none of her elaborate music with her, so she told Mrs. +Brewster she would sing any songs or ballads that she might happen +to have. + +They found a book of old songs, which Mr. Brewster declared were his +favourites, and Patty sang two or three of those. + +Among them was the old Scotch song of "Loch Lomond." Patty had never +seen this, but as Mr. Brewster was fond of it he urged her to try +it. The song was not difficult and Patty read easily, so she made a +success of it. As she came to the lines, "I'll take the high road +and you take the low road," she glanced at Farnsworth, with a half- +smile. + +He did not return the smile, but looked at her steadily and with a +slightly puzzled expression. + +When the song was over, Farnsworth crossed the room and stood by +Patty's side. + +"Why do you want to take the high road, if I take the low road?" he +asked her, abruptly. He took no pains to lower his tones, and Bob +Peyton who stood near heard what he said. + +"Because I'm taking the low road, and Miss Fairfield will ride with +me, though she won't with you." + +Peyton's manner was so light and his smile so gay, that Patty +answered in the same key, ignoring Farnsworth's serious face. + +"I like to take the road with Mr. Peyton," she answered gaily, +"because it leads to such pleasant places," and she smiled at Mrs. +Brewster. + +"You dear child! You are perfectly fascinating," Mrs. Brewster +declared. + +"There, there, Ethel, you mustn't tell Miss Fairfield what we all +think about her," Peyton interrupted. + +And then Patty was called to the telephone. + +"You must come home, Patty," Adele's voice said. + +"All right, I will, Adele," Patty replied; "but tell me this, does +Kit think I'm lost, or anything?" + +"No, Patty, he doesn't; but all the rest do. Kit pretends he thinks +something has happened to you, but he told me privately that he knew +perfectly well that you were all right, and that Jim and I know +where you are! Oh, you can't fool HIM. But Mr. Van Reypen is nearly +crazy. He says he doesn't think anything dreadful has happened to +you, but he thinks you've had a breakdown and can't get home, and he +insists on starting out to look for you. If you don't come right +away, Patty dear, I can't keep him here much longer!" + +"All right, Adele, I'll start at once; truly, I will! Don't send for +me. Somebody here will take me over. You know your little runabout +is here. I'll come home in that." + +"Don't drive it yourself." + +"Of course not. Somebody will drive me. I'll be over in fifteen +minutes. Good-bye." + +Patty hung up the receiver and returned to the drawing-room. + +"I must go right straight away," she said, smiling at her hostess. +"My joke worked a little too well, and unless I appear they're going +to send out a search party after me! I told Adele her little car was +here. How did it get here, Mr. Peyton?" + +"I went after it and brought it here; instead of taking it to Mrs. +Hammersmith's or whatever her name was!" + +"You mean Mrs. Hemingway," said Patty, laughing, "my former +mistress, who left me in her car to go in search of help." + +"Yes," said Peyton. "Wasn't it lucky I came along? You little +thought Farnsworth sent me, did you?" + +"Indeed I didn't!" and Patty smiled at him, "and will you take me +home in that little car? for I promised Adele I'd go at once." + +"Of course I will," said Bob Peyton, "if you must go." + +So Patty was made ready for her drive and Mrs. Brewster insisted she +should wear the warm coat as the evening had grown chilly. + +The whole crowd went out on the steps to see Patty off, and Mr. +Brewster tucked her in, while Bob Peyton cranked the car. + +"All aboard," said Peyton, straightening himself up, at last; and +then, somehow,--and Patty never knew how it happened,--somebody +jumped into the seat beside her, somebody grasped the steering- +wheel, and the little car flew down the road and out at the gate, +and even before Patty looked up to see the face of the man beside +her, she KNEW it was not Mr. Peyton! + +She looked up, and saw smiling at her the blue eyes of Bill +Farnsworth. + +Mrs. Brewster had tied a chiffon scarf over Patty's hair, and as +Patty looked up in Farnsworth's face, the moonlight illumined her +own face until she looked more like a fairy than a human being. + +"Apple Blossom!" said Big Bill, under his breath. "I never shall +find a more perfect name for you than that! Now, tell me what it's +all about. Hurry up, we haven't much time." + +"But--but I'm so surprised! Why are YOU here, instead of Mr. +Peyton?" + +"Because I wanted to ride home with you." + +"So did he." + +Farnsworth shrugged his broad shoulders, as if to say that what +Peyton wanted was a matter of utter indifference to him. "Go on," he +said briefly, "tell me what it's all about." + +"I don't know what you mean! What's all WHAT about?" + +"The way you're treating me. The last time I saw you was last +winter; at the Hepworths' wedding, to be exact. We were friends +then,--good friends. Then I came up here,--yesterday. I threw your +own flowers in at your window, and you came and smiled at me and +said you were glad to see me. Didn't you?" + +"Yes," said Patty, in a faint little voice. + +"Yes, you DID. And then,--then, Apple Blossom, when you came down +stairs later, playing May Queen, you scarcely looked at me! you +scarcely spoke to me! You wouldn't dance with me!" + +"But you only asked me because--" + +"Don't tell that story again! Because Adele told me to ask you, is +utter rubbish, and you know it! That isn't why you wouldn't dance +with me. No-sir-ee! You had some other reason, some foolish crazy +reason, in your foolish crazy little noddle! Now out with it! Tell +me what it is! Own up, Posy-Face. You heard something or imagined +something about me, that doesn't please your ladyship, and I have a +right to know what it is. At least, I'm going to know, whether I +have a right or not. What is it or who is it that has interfered +with our friendship?" + +Patty looked up at Bill and read determination in his face. She knew +it was no time for chaffing or foolishness. So she only said, as she +looked straight at him,--"Miss Morton." + +"Miss Morton! for Heaven's sake, what DO you mean?" + +"The girl you're engaged to." + +"The girl I'm engaged to! Patty, HAVE you taken leave of your +senses?" + +"Well, anyway, if you're not engaged to her, you're terribly in love +with her! Your whole life and love is bound up in her!" + +"Patty, I've heard there is a lunatic asylum over near Scottsville, +and I'm going to take you right straight over there, unless you stop +talking this rubbish! Now, if you're still possessed of the power of +rational conversation, tell me who is this Miss Morton!" + +"Miss Kate Morton,--the lady you're in love with." + +Patty's spirits had begun to rise, and as she said this she looked +up at Farnsworth, with demure face, but with a mouth dimpling into +laughter. + +"Kate Morton! Why, I haven't seen her for ten years!" + +"Was it a hopeless affection, then? Are you only true to her +memory?" + +"Patty, BEHAVE yourself! Who mentioned Kate Morton's name to you?" + +"Kitty! You always call her Kitty." + +Farnsworth chuckled. "Call her KITTY! why, I'd sooner call the +Flatiron Building 'Kitty.' It would be about as appropriate." + +"Well, anyway, you told Adele that you loved Kitty with all your +heart and soul." + +A great light seemed to break upon Farnsworth. He looked at Patty +for a moment, with slowly broadening smile, and then he burst into +irrepressible laughter. + +"Oh, Patty!" he exclaimed, between his spasms of mirth; "Kitty! oh, +Kitty! Patty!" + +Patty sat looking at him in stern silence. + +"I should think, Mr. Farnsworth, if any one ought to go to a lunatic +asylum it might as well be you! You sit there like an imbecile +saying, oh, Patty! oh, Kitty!" + +"I don't know which I love most, you or Kitty!" and again Farnsworth +went off in a roar of laughter. + +"I don't care to be mentioned in connection with Miss Morton," and +Patty tried her best to look like a tragedy queen. + +"But it ISN'T Miss Morton, it's Kitty CLIVE." + +"Adele said she couldn't remember her last name. But it doesn't +matter to ME whether it's Miss Morton or Miss Clive." + +"Oh, DON'T, Patty! You'll be the death of me! Why, Apple Blossom, +Miss Clive,--Kitty Clive,--is--my horse!" + +Patty hesitated a moment, and then gave in, and laughed too. + +"You must be AWFULLY fond of your horse," she said at last. + +"I am; Kitty Clive is a wonder, and last summer we rode thousands of +miles over the prairies. There NEVER was such a horse as my Kitty! +And I remember I DID rave about her to Adele. But Adele MUST have +known what I was talking about." + +"No, she didn't. She thought it was a girl, and she told me not to-- +not to--" Patty floundered a little, and then concluded her +sentence, "not to interfere." + +"And, so, Apple Blossom, you were cool to me,--you were cruel to +me,--you had no more use for me whatever; because you thought I +liked another girl?" + +"Well--I didn't want to interfere." + +"You BLESSED Posy-Face! do you know what this MEANS to me? It means +that you CARE--" + +"No, I DON'T, Bill! I don't care if you like all the girls in the +world. Only, you mustn't like them better than you do me." + +"As if I COULD like anybody better than I do you!" + +"And then we're friends again?" + +"Friends!" + +"Yes, friends. Don't you want to be friends with me, Little Billee?" + +"Apple Blossom, I want to be to you anything and everything that you +will let me be." + +"Then we will be friends. Chums and comrades and good, GOOD +friends." + +Patty put a little pink hand out from the big coat sleeve and Bill +clasped it in his great warm hand. + +"Chums,--Apple Blossom,--and comrades, and good, GOOD friends!" + + + + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK, PATTY'S SUITORS *** + +This file should be named pttys10.txt or pttys10.zip +Corrected EDITIONS of our eBooks get a new NUMBER, pttys11.txt +VERSIONS based on separate sources get new LETTER, pttys10a.txt + +Project Gutenberg eBooks are often created from several printed +editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the US +unless a copyright notice is included. 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