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-Project Gutenberg's The Bath Comedy, by Agnes Castle and Egerton Castle
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-Title: The Bath Comedy
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-Author: Agnes Castle
- Egerton Castle
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE BATH COMEDY ***
-
-
-
-
-Produced by Al Haines
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
- _The
- Bath Comedy_
-
-
- _By_
-
- _Agnes & Egerton Castle_
-
- _Authors of 'The Pride of Jennico,' &c._
-
-
-
- _London
- Macmillan and Co., Limited
- 1900_
-
- _All rights reserved_
-
-
-
-
- GLASGOW: PRINTED AT THE UNIVERSITY PRESS
- BY ROBERT MACLEHOSE AND CO.
-
-
-
-
- Dedicated
- to our Sister
- Mrs. Francis Blundell of Crosby
- ("M. E. Francis")
- who, over the MS. of this frivolous
- drama, was the first to
- give us the kindly
- criticism of
- laughter
-
-
-
-
- _Contents_
-
- PREFACE
- SCENE I.
- SCENE II.
- SCENE III.
- SCENE IV.
- SCENE V.
- SCENE VI.
- SCENE VII.
- SCENE VIII.
- SCENE IX.
- SCENE X.
- SCENE XI.
- SCENE XII.
- SCENE XIII.
- SCENE XIV.
- SCENE XV.
- SCENE XVI.
- SCENE XVII.
- SCENE XVIII.
- SCENE XIX.
- SCENE XX.
- SCENE XXI.
- SCENE XXII.
- SCENE XXIII.
- SCENE XXIV.
- SCENE XXV.
-
-
-
-
-_Preface_
-
-_The Royal Crescent--_
-
- "_Open we here on a Spring day fine..._"
-
-_the first scene of this Bath Comedy._
-
-_The precise year, however, may not be given. A sufficient reason for
-reticence in the matter of exact date will be found in the unfortunate
-predicament of the then Bishop of Bath and Wells: undoubtedly a most
-mortifying episode in the life of an invariably dignified Divine. Now
-there were several Bishops of Bath and Wells during the second half of
-the 18th century, and this trifling lack of circumstantiality will do
-away with the least trace of scandal._
-
-_The second half of the century, however, is admitted. The fact,
-indeed, would be revealed at once to the curious in the matter, by the
-mention, on the one hand, of the King's Circus (which dates from the
-last years of second George), and on the other by the reference to
-Bathwick Meadows as a solitary site and still fitted at the time to an
-honourable meeting, whereas it has been known as a place of popular
-resort (under the name of Sydney Gardens) since the year 1795._
-
-_A few other points, again (should anyone think worth his while to
-consider so trifling a question), might serve to fix within a few
-lustres the date of Mrs. Kitty Bellairs' cantrips as they affected,
-among other things, Lady Standish's domestic happiness, Mr. O'Hara's
-connubial hopes, and my Lord Verney's sentimental education._
-
-_It may be noticed, for instance, that the gentlemen wear their swords.
-That was, as most people know, a distinction strenuously denied them so
-long as the immortal Master of Ceremonies, Mr. Richard Nash, reigned as
-King of Bath. Now, his autocratic rule came to an end before George
-the Third was King. As another landmark it will be recalled that the
-notorious and indecorous encounter between Richard Brinsley Sheridan
-and that unpleasant personage, Captain Matthews, was the last duel with
-swords fought in the Kingdom: and it was fought in 1772._
-
-_Furthermore, our Captain Spicer (whether veraciously or not) claims to
-have been a favoured pupil of the famous Angelo--and such a perfecting
-course in the noble art could not have been acquired before the early
-sixties. Then, again, there is still a good deal of powder in our
-actors' head-dress. The slippers of our actresses are still delicious
-and high-heeled: the sandal of the nineties has not yet made its
-dreadful appearance. And the ladies visard, if not so universal as it
-once had been, is still an accepted institution._
-
-_It will suffice, in short, to say of our characters (if once more we
-may be allowed to paraphrase some of Mr. Austin Dobson's dainty verses)
-that_
-
- _They lived in that past Georgian day,
- When men were less inclined to say
- That "Time is Gold" and overlay
- With toil their pleasure...._
-
-
-_Those were, on the whole, rather more joyous times than our own, and
-more different than the mere lapse of one century seems to account for.
-The gentlemen then, dressed almost as handsomely, prinked and plumed
-themselves as elaborately, as the ladies. Gallantry in both senses and
-ready wit were their most precious claim: a fight was considered a full
-remedy to a slight, a sharp epigram to an injury. Heavy drinking was
-held an indispensable accompaniment to good-fellowship; and love-making
-was a far suppler art than seems known to this more earnest century--a
-pastime for "the quality," something on par with the gambling passion.
-"Virtue" not modesty, was woman's fair fame. A forcible abduction
-would at a pinch be argued as an undeniable compliment. Life ran like
-a dance then, with merry, tapping heels and light-hearted interchange
-of partner: those old-world days were much younger than ours._
-
-_So much for the times, and for the characters. For scenery we have
-this gem among prosperous towns. The grey stone city of wealthy,
-sedate residences, arranged with noble architectural effect in broad
-straight streets, wide open squares, parades, terraces, crescents; tier
-upon tier on the slope of a hill down to the water's edge; set serenely
-in a wooded valley, with much green in perspective beyond the lazy,
-slowly winding Avon._
-
-_Indeed, of its kind, Bath is unique among the cities of Europe:
-deprived as it is, by modern conditions, of its former social
-attractions, it is still one of the most beautiful._
-
-_Like so many very old towns, it has had a long Roman existence; its
-luxurious baths and other remains testify to its splendour when it was
-known as Aquae Solis. It filled, also, an important place in the land
-as a Mediaeval Borough, wall-girt and defensible: of that period the
-Abbey Church, the "Lantern of England" remains a handsome bequest.
-But, on the surface at least, there is now nothing to recall vividly
-any older past than the days of periwig, of powder and patches, of
-"wine and walnut" wit. Its characteristic charm, one which, happily,
-the present age has had little power to efface, is par excellence that
-of the 18th Century; for it was in early and middle Georgian years
-that, with a strange suddenness "The Bath" became an accepted centre of
-fashion and pleasure, and assumed its special physiognomy of leisure,
-wealth and exclusiveness._
-
-_This old-world air still hangs about the residential part of the Town
-and in a singularly haunting way. In those broad streets, calm and
-silent and almost deserted at most hours, in those high-windowed
-houses, typical of stateliness and cold elegance rather than of lolling
-comfort, the very atmosphere seems to this day redolent of
-"Chippendale" notions. The sordidly plain modern dress of man is
-painfully incongruous. The rattling cab is a discord. It would be a
-relief, much more than an astonishment, to note an obvious
-three-cornered hat, a broad-skirted coat, on one's fellow man, to hear
-on the flags the regular tramp of Chairmen swinging along some dainty
-charge deliciously powdered and rouged!_
-
-_The course of an hundred and odd years has obliterated some scenes,
-and modified all to some extent. Orange Grove has lost, 'tis true,
-much of its discreet character; and its neighbouring chocolate rooms,
-so handy to intrigues, are now only memories. The Assembly Rooms are
-shorn of all fashion. The new Great Pump Room is not quite a replica
-of the old, though it has retained its general air--but the Crescents,
-Royal and Lansdowne, the Circus, Gay Street and Queen Square, the
-Parades, and the flags of Abbey Place, are still for us. At certain
-hours, if we have the mood, we can readily people them again in our
-mind's eye with notable guests of "The Bath" in its great days.... Dr.
-Johnson and my Lord Chesterfield, Pops, Oliver Goldsmith, Sheridan,
-Smollett, Chatham, Gainsborough, Fanny Burney, according to the
-fleeting thought--all "faithfuls of the Spa"--Greatness, Literature,
-Art, mere Fashion--or, again, shall we say Squire Bramble, or Lydia
-Languish, or Sir Anthony Absolute; or blushing, too ingenuous
-Evelina...?_
-
-_Why, the place is alive with suggestion! Here a house front, with its
-carved stone wreaths and urns and bosses, with its pedimented windows
-or its shell-canopied door (still provided with its long since honorary
-link-extinguisher) if you look at it enquiringly, seems ready to tell
-its tale of by-gone life. But, unlike that of so many buildings of a
-past age, the tale of a house in Bath rarely takes the earnest romantic
-turn: it is irresistibly a "Comedy," comedy of intrigue and manners, of
-fashion and all its consequent frivolity (with perhaps just a little
-pathos, but never beyond the limits of elegance) Comedie à la Française
-mostly. Je trompe, tu trompes, nous trompons...!_
-
-_In this guise the first stately building at the western extremity of
-the Royal Crescent, its pilasters, its stone steps, curvetting
-iron-work, clamoured to tell of Lady Standish's so nearly disastrous
-experiment on her husband's credulity. The corner house of Gay Street
-near George Street (opposite the alluring old-book store of Mr.
-Meehan--the genial Bath Antiquary) proclaimed at all the pores of its
-crumbling stones, as clearly as if the commemorative tablet had duly
-been erected, that the warm-hearted Irishman, the Honble. Denis O'Hara,
-had dwelt there in the year 17--. There is another house, at the
-southern corner of Queen Square, adorned with Cupid's heads and
-cornucopiae, which beyond all manner of doubt in that same year was the
-"lodging" (Fashion spoke of lodgings then!) of the ingenious young
-widow Bellairs. In the same manner the middle building, facing west,
-of Pierrepont's Street, one of the most correct in Bath, has still all
-the conscious air of having sheltered once that most excellent young
-man, Lord Verney._
-
-_One of the drawbacks of setting down a comedy in narrative form is the
-necessary curtailing of all descriptive passages and explanatory
-ethical disquisitions: in such a frame, pen and ink pictures of
-scenery, and the rendering of atmosphere, are out of place._
-
-_Let it therefore be borne in mind that, in this Butterfly Drama, with
-the exception of the penultimate scene enacted at the Inn in Devizes,
-the scenery is altogether cast in or about the handsome old grey town;
-in its lofty-ceiled, polished-floored rooms, rather bare; on its broad
-pavement, clean and trim and as little crowded as any conventional
-stage. Of the rest it must be understood that we are in the midst of
-what has been extolled as "the Bath manner" and that throughout, as was
-said of another, but world-wide known, Bath Comedy,_
-
- "_Love gilds the scene, and woman guides the plot._"
- _A. & E. C._
-
-
- 49 Sloane Gardens, S.W.,
- _April_, 1900.
-
-
-
-
-The Bath Comedy
-
-
-SCENE I
-
-"What? My sweet Lady Standish in tears!"
-
-Mistress Kitty Bellairs poised her dainty person on one foot and cast a
-mocking, somewhat contemptuous, yet good-humoured glance at the slim
-length of sobbing womanhood prone on the gilt-legged, satin-cushioned
-sofa.
-
-"Tears," said Mistress Kitty, twirling round on her heel to look at the
-set of her new sacque in the mirror and admire its delicate flowered
-folds, as they caught the shafts of spring sunshine that pierced into
-the long dim room from the narrow street. "Tears, my dear, unless you
-cry becomingly, which I would have you know not one in the thousand
-can, are a luxury every self-respecting woman ought to deny herself.
-Now I," said Mistress Kitty, and tweaked at a powdered curl and turned
-her head like a bird for a last glimpse at the mirror before sinking
-into an arm-chair and drawing closer to her afflicted friend, "have not
-shed a tear since I lost my first lover, and that is--I will not say
-how many years ago. I was a mightily precocious child! When I say a
-tear, mind you, 'tis a figure of speech. Far be it from me to deny the
-charm of a pearly drop--just one: enough to gather on the tip of the
-finger, enough just to suffuse the pathetic eye. Oh, that is not only
-permissible, 'tis to be cultivated. But such weeping as yours--sobs
-that shake you, tears that drench the handkerchief, redden the eyes,
-not to speak of the nose--fie! fie! it is clean against all reason.
-Come!" with a sudden gentle change of tone, putting her hand on the
-abased head, where fair curls luxuriated in all their native sunshine,
-"what is it all about?"
-
-Lady Standish slowly and languidly drew herself into a sitting posture,
-and raised a countenance marred out of its delicate beauty by the
-violent passion of her grief. Swimming blue eyes she fixed upon the
-Mistress Kitty's plump dimpling face.
-
-"Alas!" she breathed upon the gust of a sigh that was as wet as an
-April breeze, and tripped up by a belated sob. "Alas! you see in me
-the most miserable of women. Alas! my heart is broken!"
-
-Here the kerchief, soaked indeed beyond all possible utility, was
-frantically held to streaming eyes once more.
-
-"Mercy!" cried the pretty widow, "you could not take on worse if you
-had the smallpox: you a three-months' wife!"
-
-"Ah me!" moaned Lady Standish.
-
-"So," said Mistress Kitty, "he has been a brute again, has he? Come,
-Julia, weep on my bosom. What is it now? Did he kiss you on the
-forehead instead of on the lips? Or did he say: 'Zounds, madam!' when
-you upset a dish of tea over his waistcoat? Or yet did he, could he,
-the monster!--nay it is not possible, yet men are so--could he have
-whispered that Lady Caroline looked--passable last night?"
-
-Lady Standish rose to her feet, crumpled her kerchief in one small hand
-and faced her friend with tragic passion.
-
-"It is useless to blind myself," she said. "Cease to gibe at me, pray,
-Mistress Bellairs; I must face the truth! My husband loves me no
-longer. Oh! Kitty, Kitty," dropping from her height of tragedy very
-quickly and landing on a whimper again, "is it not sad? I have tried,
-Heaven is my witness, to win him back by the tenderest love, by the
-most pitiful pleading. He has seen me weep and pine. 'Rob me of your
-love,' I have told him, 'and you rob me of life.' And he, he--oh, how
-shall I tell you! As the days go by he is with me less and less. He
-walks abroad with others. His evenings he gives to strangers--ay, and
-half his nights--while I may sob myself to sleep at home. I saw him
-to-day but for two minutes--'twas half an hour ago. He entered here
-upon me, looking, ah Kitty! as only he can look, the most elegant and
-beautiful of men. I was singing, piping as a poor bird may to strive
-and call its mate to the nest. He passed through the room without a
-word, without a sign; he that used to say 'twas heaven to sit and
-listen to my voice. 'What!' I exclaimed as he reached the door, 'not a
-word for poor Julia?' Kitty, at the sound of that cry, wrung from my
-heart, he turned and frowned, and said---- (Oh, oh, oh.)"
-
-"Ha!" cried Mistress Kitty, "what said he?" ("Heaven help him," said
-she aside; "the woman's a fountain.")
-
-"He said," sobbed Julia, "'Mayn't a man even go for a stroll?' Oh, had
-you but heard the cold indifferent tone, you would have understood how
-it cut me to the heart. I ran to him and laid my hand upon his sleeve,
-and he said----"
-
-Again grief overcame her.
-
-"Well, what said he?"
-
-"He said--oh, oh--he said, 'Julia don't paw me.'"
-
-Mistress Kitty Bellairs, the reigning toast of Bath, the prettiest
-woman, in the estimation of her admirers, in all England, and the
-wittiest, laughed low to herself, then rose from her chair, took her
-tall friend by the shoulders, and walked her up to the mirror.
-
-"Look at yourself," said she, "and look at me."
-
-Lady Standish winced. The contrast between her own dishevelled hair,
-her marbled swollen countenance, her untidy morning gown, and the
-blooming perfection of the apparition beside her, was more than she
-could contemplate. Kitty Bellairs--as complete in every detail of
-beauty as a carnation--smiled upon herself sweetly.
-
-"My dear," said she, "I have had thirty-seven _declared_ adorers these
-three years, and never one tired of me yet. Poor Bellairs," she said
-with a light sigh, "he had two wives before me, and he was sixty-nine
-when he died, but he told me with his last breath that 'twas I gave him
-all the joy he ever knew."
-
-Lady Standish ceased weeping as suddenly as if her tears had been
-mechanically turned off. She regarded the widow earnestly.
-
-"Now, child," said Mistress Bellairs, with all the authority of her
-twenty-six years, "here we have been four weeks acquainted, and you
-have more than once done me the honour of saying that you considered me
-your friend."
-
-"'Tis so," said Lady Standish.
-
-"Then listen to me. There are three great rules to be observed in our
-dealings with men. The first rule comprises an extraordinary number of
-minor details, but briefly and comprehensively it runs thus: _Never be
-monotonous_! Second rule: _Never let a man be too sure of you_! Oh
-that is a wonderful wise maxim: reflect upon it. Third: _Never, never
-let a man see how--well, how far from lovely you can look_! Tush,
-tush, you are a better-looking woman than I am, but not when you have
-been blubbering and not when you are fretful."
-
-Lady Standish suddenly sat down as if her limbs could support her no
-more. She looked up at the ceiling with tear-dimmed eyes.
-
-"Pray," said Mistress Kitty inquisitorially _ex cathedra_, "how many
-times a day do you tell that unfortunate man that you love him? And,
-worse still, how many times a day do you want him to say that he loves
-you? I vow 'tis enough to drive him to cards, or wine, or something
-infinitely worse that also begins with a w! And, pray, if you spend
-all you have, and empty your purse, do you think your purse becomes a
-very valuable possession? 'Tis a mere bit of leather. Nay, nay, keep
-your gold, and give it out piece by piece, and do not give it at all
-unless you get good change for it. Oh," cried Kitty, a fine flush of
-indignation rising scarlet behind her rouge, "I marvel that women
-should be such fools!--to act the handmaid where they should ever rule
-as mistress; to cast forth unsought what they should dole out only to
-the supplicant on bended knee. Hath a man ever had from _me_ an
-unsolicited avowal? Have I ever thrown the most ardent lover more than
-a 'perhaps' and 'it may be,' a smile, a dimple, a finger-tip? (What
-they have stolen I have not given, that is obvious! And, besides, 'tis
-neither here nor there.) And pray, Lady Standish, since when have you
-left off putting on rouge and having your hair tired and powdered, and
-wearing a decent gown of mornings and a modish sacque, and a heel to
-that pretty foot, a jewel in the ear and a patch beneath the lip?"
-
-Lady Standish had ceased contemplating the ceiling; she was looking at
-her friend.
-
-"But, madam," she said, "this is strange advice. Would you have me
-coquette with my husband, as if--God forgive me for even saying such a
-thing--as if I were not wife, but mistress?"
-
-"La, you there," said Mistress Bellairs, and clapped her hands, "there
-is the whole murder out! You are the man's lawful, honest wife, and
-therefore all tedium and homeliness, all fretful brow and tearful eye.
-God save us! who shall blame him if he seek a pleasant glint of vice to
-change him of you?"
-
-There fell a silence. Lady Standish rose indignant, grew red, grew
-pale, caught a glimpse of herself again in the mirror, shrank from the
-sight, and crept back to the sofa with a humble and convicted air.
-Then she cast a look of anguished pleading at Mistress Bellairs's
-bright unfeeling countenance.
-
-"Tell me," she said with a parched lip, "what shall I do?"
-
-"Do!" cried the widow, rising with a brisk laugh, "get some powder into
-your hair, and some colour into those cheeks! And when Sir Jasper
-returns (he left you in tears, he will be sullen when he comes home;
-'tis a mere matter of self-defence) let him find you gay, _distraite_;
-say a sharp thing or two if you can; tell him you do not need his
-company this afternoon. Ah, and if you could make him jealous! 'Tis a
-very, very old trick, but then, you see, love is a very old game, the
-oldest of all. Make him jealous, my dear, make him jealous and you'll
-win the rubber yet!"
-
-"Jealous!" cried the three-months' wife, and all the blood of the
-innocent country girl leapt to her brow. "Oh, madam, how could that
-be?"
-
-"Look out a beau, nay, two or three, 'tis safer! Talk discreetly with
-them in the Pump-Room, let them fan you at the ball, let them meet you
-in Orange-Grove. Or, if you have not spirit enough--and indeed, my
-sweet life, you sadly lack spirit--start but an imaginary one, merely
-for the use of your lord and master: I wager you he will rise to the
-fly."
-
-"I am afraid Sir Jasper could be _very_ jealous," said the other
-uneasily. "I remember before we were wed, when my cousin Harry would
-ride with me to the meet, oh, how angry Sir Jasper was! He swore he
-would shoot himself, ay, and he was all for shooting Harry too."
-
-"But he was not the less ardent with you on the score of it, I'll
-warrant him," said the experienced Mistress Bellairs.
-
-"Ah, no," said Lady Standish, and her lip trembled over a smile, while
-the ready water sprang to her eyelashes, and: "Ah, no!" she said again.
-"Indeed, he loved me then very ardently."
-
-"And he'll love you so still if you have but a spark of courage. Get
-you to your room," said the widow, goodhumouredly, "bustle up and play
-your part. Where is that woman of yours?"
-
-She pushed Lady Standish before her as she spoke, herself rang the
-call-bell for the tire-woman, and gave a few pregnant suggestions to
-that worthy, who advanced all sour smiles and disapproving dips. Then
-she strolled back into the drawing-room and paused a moment as she
-slipped on her long gloves. Next she drew a letter from her pocket and
-began to read it with a thoughtful brow.
-
-"No, no, Sir Jasper," she said half aloud, "you're a fine gentleman,
-and a pretty fellow, you have a neat leg, and an eloquent turn of
-speech, but I will not have the child's heart broken for the amusement
-of an idle day."
-
-She took the letter between each little forefinger and thumb as if to
-tear it, thought better of it, folded it again and thrust it back into
-its place of concealment.
-
-Presently she smiled to herself, and walked out of the long open window
-across the little strip of garden, and so through the iron gate into
-the shady back street.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE II
-
-Sir Jasper Standish halted on the flags of the Royal Crescent in front
-of his own door and his face darkened. He took a pinch of snuff.
-
-"Now! I shall find my lady in tears. What a strange world it is! The
-girl you woo is as merry as a May day: the wife you wed is like naught
-but early November. Equinoctial gales and water enough to drown the
-best spirits that ever were stilled. 'Tis a damp life," said Sir
-Jasper, "and a depressing."
-
-He sighed as the door was thrown open by the footman, and crossed the
-hall into the morning-room, where he had left his lady weeping. He
-beheld a flowered brocade, a very shapely back, and a crisp powdered
-head outlined against the window, and thought he had come upon a
-visitor unawares.
-
-"I crave ten thousand pardons," quoth he, and swept from his gallant
-head his knowing three-cornered hat. But slowly the figure at the
-window turned and he saw his wife's eyes strangely brilliant over two
-pink cheeks, beneath the snow of her up-piled hair.
-
-"Julia!" said he in amaze, and stared and stared again. ("And did I
-doubt my own taste?" thought he to himself. "Why, she is the prettiest
-woman in Bath!") "Expecting visitors, Julia?" He smiled as he spoke:
-in another minute that arm, shining pearl-like from the hanging lace of
-her sleeve, would be round his neck, and those lips (how red they were,
-and what a curve!) would be upon his. Well, a loving woman had her
-uses.
-
-"No," said Lady Standish to his query. She dropped the word with a
-faintly scornful smile, and a dimple came and went at the corner of her
-lip. There was a patch just above the dimple. Then she turned away
-and looked forth into the still, solemn, grey and green Crescent as
-before.
-
-Sir Jasper stood bewildered. Then he put his hat upon a table and came
-up to his wife and placed his arm round her waist.
-
-"My sweet life," said he, "your gown is vastly becoming."
-
-"Sir Jasper," said Lady Standish, "you do me proud." She slipped from
-his embrace, sketched a curtesy, and moved to the next window.
-
-Sir Jasper passed his hand across his brow. That was Julia, Julia his
-wife, sure enough; and yet, faith, it was a woman he did not know!
-
-"You are mightily interested in the Crescent," said he, with some
-humour.
-
-My lady shrugged her shoulders.
-
-"I believe you were vexed with me this morning, love," said he.
-
-"I, vexed?" said she. "Nay, why should I be vexed?" and then she
-tapped her foot and looked at the clock. "These servants grow
-monstrous unpunctual," she said; "are we not to dine to-day?"
-
-He glanced down at the tapping shoe, its little pointing toe and
-curving heel. 'Twas a smart shoe, and boasted a diamond buckle in a
-knot of rose-coloured ribbon.
-
-"Egad!" said he, "I doubt if there is another foot in Bath that could
-slip into that case."
-
-And Sir Jasper was a connoisseur! His opinion of himself, his faith in
-his own discrimination (which had waned sadly these last days) began to
-rise again, not disagreeably. He smirked. My Lady Standish, who,
-after a way that only women can practise, seemed absorbed in the
-contemplation of the empty Crescent the while she was intent upon each
-shade of expression upon her husband's countenance, felt a sudden glow
-of confidence in her own powers that she had never known before. The
-game she had started with a beating heart and a dry throat began to
-have a certain charm of its own. Was it so easy really? Was a man so
-lightly swayed? There was contempt in the thought, and yet pleasure.
-Was all a woman's loving heart to count for so little, and a pretty
-gown, a new shoe, a coquettish manner for so much? Ah, there was
-bitterness in that! But yet the immediate result of this new method:
-that look in his eye, that softening of his lip, it was too sweet to be
-forborne. Kitty was right!
-
-Sir Jasper took her hand.
-
-"It wants," said he, "full half-an-hour to dinner-time, love. Nay, do
-not draw your hand away. You are vexed with me? I left you weeping,
-'twas unkind."
-
-"Weeping?" said Julia, and her heart fluttered to her throat, so that
-she could hardly speak, and Kitty's maxims kept dancing before her eyes
-as if written in letters of fire. "Make him jealous--oh, if you make
-him jealous you will win the rubber yet!"
-
-"If I wept," said she, "must my tears have been for you?"
-
-"How now?" said Sir Jasper, and dropped the little hand that struggled
-so gently yet determinedly to be free.
-
-"Oh, dear me," said Lady Standish, "how droll you men are!" She
-shrugged her shoulders and laughed affectedly. Like all budding
-actresses she over-did the part. But Sir Jasper was too much stirred,
-too much bewildered to be critical. Moreover his armour was not
-without vulnerable joints, and with a wanton word she had found one at
-the first pass.
-
-"How now?" said he. "Madam, and what might that mean?"
-
-Lady Standish trilled the bar of a song, and again directed her
-attention to the view.
-
-"Julia," said her husband in a deep voice. "Julia," he repeated with a
-threatening growl of passion.
-
-"Sir?" she said, and tilted her little head.
-
-"Who then were your tears for, if they were not for me? What signify
-these manners? What do these insinuations mean? By Jupiter, I will
-have the truth!" His face flushed, the veins on his temples swelled,
-his nostrils became dilated.
-
-Lady Standish lifted the hanging lace of her sleeve with one hand and
-examined it minutely.
-
-"I would rather," she said, and her voice shook, "I would rather you
-did not question me, Sir Jasper." Then she flashed upon him in anger,
-swift and lovely, as he had never seen her flash before. "You go your
-own way free enough," she said. "These last three weeks you have not
-spent one evening in my company, and half your days are given to others
-of whom I know nothing, Oh, I am not complaining, sir! I did complain,
-but that is over. I was wrong, for I see adversities have their
-advantages." Here she smiled. (Had the man but known how near she was
-to tears!) "Your neglect leaves me free."
-
-"Free!" cried Sir Jasper, and choked. "Free! Good heavens, free!
-What in the name of God do you mean? Free, madam?"
-
-"Sir Jasper," said Lady Standish, looking at him very earnestly, "you
-will never hear me ask again whose society it is you find so much more
-attractive than your wife's."
-
-"Indeed," cried Sir Jasper, and hesitated upon a gust of anger, at a
-loss in which direction to drive it forth.
-
-"No," said my lady, "and I expect the same good taste from you. 'Tis
-not too much to ask. Indeed you should rejoice if I have found
-consolation for your absence."
-
-He broke out with a fearful oath, and almost leaped upon her.
-
-"Consolation!" He plunged his hands into his powdered hair, and
-quivered into silence for the very impotence of words.
-
-"I said 'if,'" said she. She was surprised to find how readily the
-words came to her; and yet her hands were clammy with fright, and her
-breath ran short between her rouged lips. "Let us leave it at the
-'if.'"
-
-She turned to the window and leant against it, drew her kerchief and
-fanned herself.
-
-Passing along the railings opposite the Crescent, not twelve yards
-distant, a tall, slender young gentleman of attractive appearance,
-though very dark in complexion, caught sight of her lovely glowing
-face, stared first in unconscious admiration, then with recognition,
-and finally, blushing swarthily, saluted with some appearance of
-agitation. Lady Standish, aware that her husband had approached close
-behind her, and hearing in every creak of his satin coat the flattering
-emotion of his senses, felt herself driven more and more by the unknown
-demon of mischief that had taken possession of her. She fluttered her
-little handkerchief back at the young gentleman with a gesture that
-almost indicated the wafting of a kiss.
-
-"Death and damnation," cried Sir Jasper, "before my very eyes!"
-
-He seized her by the wrist and flung her down upon the settee. "Nay,"
-he cried, "there may be husbands that would put up with this, but I am
-not of them. So that is the Consoler! That is the Beau for whom you
-prink yourself with such fine feathers, whom you lie in wait for at the
-window to make signals to and smirk at! Oh, my innocent country daisy!
-Faugh! I might have known you were too fond--hypocrite!" He dashed at
-the window and burst its fastenings.
-
-"Hey! you, you my Lord Verney, a word with you!" Sir Jasper was
-already foaming at the mouth.
-
-The slim gentleman paused, surprised.
-
-"Oh, heavens!" cried Lady Standish, "what have I done? Sir Jasper! my
-husband!" She threw herself upon him. "Sir Jasper, what do you
-suspect? Oh, heavens!" She was half fainting and scarce could
-articulate a coherent word. "It was all to tease you. It was but the
-sport of an idle moment. Oh, I implore you, believe me, believe me!"
-
-"Ay, deny!" cried he. "Deny what I have seen with my own eyes! Let me
-go, madam." He thrust her aside, and, bareheaded, dashed down the
-stairs and out of the house towards Lord Verney, who, with a bashful,
-yet a pleasant smile, began to retrace his steps.
-
-"'Tis a fair day, Sir Jasper," said he courteously, and then became
-aware of Sir Jasper's convulsed face, and noted that Lady Standish,
-whom but a moment before he had beheld all smiling beauty, now clung
-despairingly to the window-post, her countenance ghastly behind her
-rouge.
-
-Lord Verney was a shy young man.
-
-"Ah--ah, good morning," said he, bowed politely, and turned with
-celerity.
-
-Sir Jasper flung a look of infinite derision and contempt towards his
-wife.
-
-"You have chosen," it seemed to say, "a pretty hare!" Then he arrested
-the slim swift figure with an aggressive shout:
-
-"Stand--stand, Lord Verney--Lord Verney--a word with you."
-
-The youth stopped, wheeled round, and:
-
-"I am at your service," said he. A certain pallor had replaced the
-ingenuous young blushes upon his cheek, but into his eye there sprang a
-fine spark of spirit.
-
-Sir Jasper marched upon him and only halted when his six feet of sinewy
-bulk were within a yard of the stripling's willowy shape. His hot
-red-brown eyes shot fire and fury, death and annihilation upon the
-innocent young peer. His full lips endeavoured to sneer, but rage
-distorted them to a grimace through which his white teeth shone forth
-ferociously.
-
-"Come, come, we understand each other," said he; "will you walk with
-me? There is no time like the present and a couple of friends are easy
-to come by."
-
-"'Tis vastly well," said Lord Verney with an attempt at dignity that
-betrayed the boy in every line of him. Then all at once colour flushed
-into his face again, and his rigid demeanour was broken up. "Come,
-devil take it all, Sir Jasper," said he, "and what is it about?"
-
-Sir Jasper threw bloodshot eyes upwards.
-
-"This fellow," quoth he, appealing to Heaven--"oh! this pretty fellow!
-You want reasons, my Lord Verney?"
-
-Lord Verney blushed and stammered. Gad, he'd like to know what he had
-done. He was at Sir Jasper's disposition, of course, but before
-drawing swords on a man----
-
-Sir Jasper uttered a sound which was between a groan and a roar. He
-indicated with sweeping gesture the figure of Lady Standish strained in
-anguish watching, clinging still to the window-post. Then he hissed:
-
-"I know!"
-
-"Sir Jasper!"
-
-"I know, I tell you," repeated Sir Jasper, "let that suffice."
-
-"Good heavens," gasped Lord Verney, "here is some most grievous
-mistake. Do you mean, sir--am I to understand, Sir Jasper--? 'Tis
-monstrous." White dismay and crimson confusion chased each other
-across his candid brow. "Surely you do not mean me to understand that
-Lady Standish has any connection with this extraordinary scene?"
-
-Sir Jasper's trembling hand was furiously uplifted, then blindly sought
-his sword hilt, and then dropped in impotent disgust at his side.
-
-"My lord," said he, "Lady Standish is the pearl of womanhood, I would
-have you know it! There never breathed a female more virtuously
-attached to her husband and her duty--I would have you know it!" His
-face was quite horrible to look at in its withering sarcasm. "My
-quarrel with you, sir, is--" He paused and cast a roving eye upon the
-young gentleman, who now began to show unequivocal signs of fear. A
-jealous husband, a contingency that may have to be met any day--but a
-raving maniac! ...
-
-"'Tis the shape of your leg that mispleases me, sir. You have a vile
-calf, I cannot endure that so offensive an outline should pass and
-repass my windows."
-
-"I understand, Sir Jasper, yes, yes," said Lord Verney soothingly,
-backing as he spoke and casting nervous eyes round the empty street.
-"And so, good-morning."
-
-He bowed and turned.
-
-"Rat!" cried Sir Jasper, and shot forth a clutching hand.
-
-"I will bear it in mind," cried Lord Verney. "Good-morning,
-good-morning!"
-
-He was fleeing away on a swift foot.
-
-"Rat! Rat!" screamed the enraged baronet, starting in pursuit. But
-his passion made him clumsy. He stumbled, lurched, struck his foot
-against a stone, fell upon his knee and rose in another mood: one of
-darkling sullen determination for revenge.
-
-Lord Verney was a timid young man. Had it been with anyone else that
-this scene in the Royal Crescent had taken place all Bath would have
-known within the hour that Sir Jasper Standish had been seized with
-sudden lunacy. But Lord Verney was of those who turn a word over three
-times before they speak and then say something else. Moreover, he was
-not sure that he himself had cut a brilliant figure in the amazing
-duologue, so he held his tongue upon it.
-
-As the day grew, however, he began to have a curious recollection of
-Lady Standish's lovely smiling greeting and of that little gesture
-with the white handkerchief, which had almost seemed like the blowing
-of a kiss (here his very ears would grow hot), then of Sir Jasper's
-inexplicable wrath, and of the stricken figure by the window! Could
-it be? Twas impossible! Nay, but such things had been. When the
-dusk fell he made up his mind and sought the counsels of that
-fashionable friend who was kind enough to pilot his inexperience
-through the first shoals and rocks of Bath life. This gentleman's
-name was Spicer. He called himself Captain: of what regiment no
-one knew.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE III
-
-Sir Jasper came striding back to the house. In the morning-room he
-passed his wife without a word.
-
-"Sir Jasper," quoth she, and shot out a timid hand. "Oh, Sir Jasper,
-will you not listen to me? This is the most terrible mistake. Sir
-Jasper, I swear I am true to you, not only in deed but in every inmost
-thought."
-
-"Do not swear, madam," said he, and shut the door in her face.
-
-Ten minutes later he sallied forth again. She heard his steps ring
-out: they sounded very desperate. She sat on the pink-striped settee
-in a misery too deep this time for tears. How puerile, how far away,
-seemed the morning's storm. She sat with her hands locked and her eyes
-starting, revolving terrible possibilities, and fruitless plans for
-preventing them. Dinner was served in vain. Her ladyship's woman
-brought her a dish of tea. This poor Julia drank, for she felt faint
-and weary. Then a sudden thought struck her.
-
-"'Tis Mistress Bellairs who made the mischief," she thought, "now she
-must mend it." She dashed off a despairing note to the lady and
-dispatched her black page with all possible celerity.
-
-
- "I have followed your advice, to my undoing. You told me to make
- Sir Jasper jealous; I tried to make him jealous, and succeeded far
- too well. He fancies there is something between me and Lord
- Verney. Poor young man, I have spoken to him but three times in my
- life! There will be a duel and they will both be killed. Come to
- me, dear Mistress Bellairs, and see what is to be done, for I am
- half dead with fear and anguish."
-
-
-The dusk was falling when, with incredible celerity, the sedan-chair of
-Mistress Bellairs rounded the corner at a swinging pace; her bell-like
-voice might be heard from within rating the chairmen with no gentle
-tone for their sluggishness.
-
-"'Tis snails ye are--snails, not men. La! is there one of you that is
-not a great-grandfather? It is not, I would have you know, a coffin
-that you are carrying, but a chair. Oh, Gad, deliver me from such lazy
-scoundrels!"
-
-In a storm she burst open the door; in a whirlwind tore through the
-passage. Lady Standish's obsequious footmen she flounced upon one
-side. Into that afflicted lady's presence she burst with undiminished
-vigour.
-
-"So," said she, "these are fine goings on! And why Lord Verney, may I
-inquire?"
-
-"Oh, Mistress Bellairs," ejaculated her friend, with a wail, "'tis
-indeed terrible. Think of Sir Jasper's danger, and all because of my
-folly in listening to your pernicious advice."
-
-"My advice!" cried Mistress Kitty. "My advice--this is pretty hearing!
-Here, where is that woman of yours, and where are those stuffed owls
-you keep in the hall. What is the use of them if they do not do their
-business? Light up, light up--who can speak in the dark?" She ran
-from one door to another calling.
-
-"Oh, dear," sighed Lady Standish, and leant her distraught head against
-the cushions.
-
-"Come, come," cried Mistress Bellairs, heedless of the presence of
-footmen with tapers, and lady's-maid with twinkling curl paper. "Sit
-up this minute, Julia, and tell me the whole from the beginning. It is
-no use your trying to extenuate, for I will know all that has happened."
-
-But before her friend, whose back was beginning to stiffen under this
-treatment, had had time to collect her thoughts sufficiently for a
-dignified reply, Mistress Kitty herself proceeded with great volubility:
-
-"And so, madam, not content with having a new young husband of your
-own, you must fix upon Lord Verney for your manoeuvres. Why, he has
-never so much as blinked the same side of the room as you. Why, it was
-but yester-night he vowed he hardly knew if you were tall or short.
-Put that out of your head, my Lady Standish, Lord Verney is not for
-you. Oh, these country girls!"
-
-Lady Standish rose, quivering with rage.
-
-"Be silent, madam," she said, "your words have neither sense nor truth.
-I was ill-advised enough to listen to your unwomanly counsels. I tried
-to deceive my husband, and God has punished me."
-
-"Ah," said Mrs. Kitty, "deceit is a very grievous sin. I wonder at
-you, that you must fix upon Lord Verney. Oh, Julia!" here her voice
-grew melting and her large brown eyes suffused. "You had all Bath,"
-she said, "and you must fix upon Lord Verney. The one man I thought
-... the one man I could have.... Oh, how did you dare? Nay! It is a
-blind," she cried, flaming again into indignation and catching her
-friend by the wrist. "There was more in your game than you pretend,
-you sly and silken hypocrite! If he is killed, how will you feel then?"
-
-"Oh," exclaimed Lady Standish, "cruel woman! Is this your help? Sir
-Jasper killed!"
-
-"Sir Jasper? Sir Fiddle!" cried Mistress Kitty, with a fine scorn.
-"Who cares for Sir Jasper? 'Tis my Harry I think of. Oh, oh!" cried
-the widow, and burst into tears.
-
-Lady Standish stood confounded.
-
-"What!" cried she, "_you_ love Lord Verney?"
-
-"'Tis the only man of them," sobbed Kitty, "who does not pester me with
-his devotion--the only one who does not come to my call like a lap-dog.
-If I look at him he blushes for bashfulness, and not for love; if his
-hand shakes it is because he is so sweetly timid, not because my touch
-thrills him. I had set my heart," said Mistress Kitty through her
-clenched teeth--"I had set my heart upon Lord Verney, and now you must
-needs have him ki--ki--killed before I have even had time to make him
-see the colour of my eyes."
-
-"Oh, oh!" sighed Julia Standish, still beyond tears.
-
-And:
-
-"Oh!" sobbed Kitty Bellairs, quite forgetful of red noses and swollen
-lids.
-
-There was a silence broken only by the sobs of the widow and the sighs
-of the wife.
-
-Then said Mistress Kitty, in a small, strangled voice: "Let this be a
-lesson to you never to deceive."
-
-"I never told a single lie before," moaned Lady Standish.
-
-"Ah!" said Kitty, "there never was a single lie, madam. A lie is wed
-as soon as born, and its progeny exceeds that of Abraham."
-
-The two women rose from their despairing postures, and, mutually pushed
-by the same impulse, approached each other.
-
-"What is to be done now?" said Lady Standish.
-
-"What is to be done?" said Mistress Bellairs.
-
-"Let us seek Sir Jasper," said his wife, "and tell him the whole truth."
-
-Kitty, through wet eyelashes, shot a glance of withering scorn upon her
-friend.
-
-"Ay," she said sarcastically, "that would be useful truly. Why, child,
-let you and me but go and swear your innocence to Sir Jasper, and it
-will be enough to establish you steeped in guilt in the eyes of every
-sensible person for the rest of your life. No," said she, "better must
-be thought of than that. We must act midwife to the lie and start the
-little family as soon as possible."
-
-"I will lie no more," said Lady Standish.
-
-"I am told," said Mistress Kitty musingly, "that Lord Verney has
-learned swordsmanship abroad."
-
-"Oh, cruel!" moaned the other.
-
-Mistress Kitty paused, bit a taper finger, scratched an arch eyebrow,
-drew white brows together, pondered deeply. Suddenly her dimples
-peeped again.
-
-"I have it!" said she. "'Tis as easy as can be. Will you leave it to
-me?"
-
-Lady Standish began to tremble. She had wept much, she had not eaten,
-her heart was full of terror. Faintness she felt creep upon her.
-
-"What will you do?" she said, grasping after the vanishing powers of
-reflection with all her failing strength.
-
-"Do?" said Mistress Bellairs. "First of all, prevent the duel. Will
-that serve you?"
-
-"Oh, yes," cried Julia, and grew livid behind her paint.
-
-"She has got the vapours again," thought the other. "What a poor weak
-fool it is!"
-
-But these vapours came in handy to her plans; she was not keen to
-restore Lady Standish too promptly. She called her woman, however, and
-helped her to convey the sufferer to her room and lay her on the couch;
-then she advised _sal volatile_ and sleep.
-
-"Leave it all to me," she murmured into the little ear uppermost upon
-the pillow; "I will save you."
-
-Lady Standish groped for her friend's hand with her own that was cold
-and shaking. The ladies exchanged a clasp of confidence, and Mistress
-Bellairs tripped down to the drawing-room.
-
-"Now," said she to herself, "let us see." Sudden inspiration sparkled
-in her eye. She plunged her hand into the depth of the brocade pocket
-dangling at her side, drew forth sundry letters, and began to select
-with pursed lips. There was Sir Jasper's own. Those gallant
-well-turned lines, that might mean all or nothing, as a woman might
-choose to take them--that was of no use for the present. Back it went
-into the brocade pocket. There was a scrawl from Harry Verney
-declining her invitation to a breakfast party because he had promised
-(with two "m's") my Lord Scroop to shoot (with a "u" and an "e").
-Kitty Bellairs looked at it very tenderly, folded it with a loving
-touch, and replaced it in its nest. Here was a large folded sheet,
-unaddressed, filled inside with bold black writing. A crisp auburn
-curl was fastened across the sheet by an emerald-headed pin.
-
-
- "Most cruel, most beautiful, most kind!"
-
-
-ran the ardent lines,
-
-
- "most desired, most beloved! Was it last night or a hundred years
- ago that we met? This is the lock of hair the loveliest hand in
- all the world deigned to caress. It became upon that moment far
- too precious a thing for its poor owner. He ventures, therefore,
- to offer it at the shrine of the goddess who consecrated it. Will
- she cast it from her? Or will she keep it and let it speak to her,
- every hair a tongue, of the burning flame of love that she has
- kindled in this mortal breast? Did I dream, or can it be
- true?--there was a patch above the dimple at the corner of your
- lip. I kissed it. Oh, it must have been a dream! One word,
- fairest:--When may I dream again?
-
- "Your own and ever your own.
-
- "P.S.--The lock was white before you touched it, but you see you
- have turned it to fire!"
-
-
-Mistress Kitty read and smiled. "The very thing!" Then she paused.
-"But has the woman a dimple?" said she. "Has she? Never mind,
-something must be risked. Now, if I know men, Sir Jasper will spend
-the whole night prowling about, trying to discover confirmation of his
-suspicions."
-
-The letter was folded up. "It must seem as if it dropped from my
-lady's bosom. Here, at the foot of the sofa, just peeping from behind
-the foot-stool! A jealous eye cannot miss it!"
-
-The deed was done.
-
-She caught up her cloak and hood, glanced cheerfully round the room,
-satisfied herself that the letter showed itself sufficiently in the
-candle light to attract a roving eye and, bustling forth, summoned her
-chair for her departure in a far better humour than that which had
-marked her arrival.
-
-"They could not fight till morning," she said to herself, as she
-snuggled against the silken sides. "Now heaven speed my plan!" She
-breathed a pious prayer as her bearers swung her onwards.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE IV
-
-For the first time for over a fortnight Sir Jasper returned to the very
-fine mansion he had taken for the Bath season, before the small hours.
-
-It was about ten o'clock of the evening that his impatient hand upon
-the knocker sent thunder through the house, startled the gambling
-footmen in the hall below and the fat butler from his comfortable nook
-at the housekeeper's fireside and his fragrant glass of punch. The
-nerves of the elder footman were indeed so shaken that he dropped an
-ace from his wide cuff as he swung back the door. Breathing hot lemon
-peel, the butler hurried to receive his master's cloak and cane. The
-ribbons of Mistress Tremlet's cap quivered over the staircase: the
-whole household was agog with curiosity, for her ladyship's woman had
-told them to a tear the state of her ladyship's feelings.
-
-Sir Jasper cursed freely as he entered, struck the younger footman with
-his cane over the calves for gaping, requested a just Creator to
-dispose of his butler's soul with all possible celerity, and himself
-obligingly suggested the particular temperature most suitable to it;
-then strode he to the drawing-room with the brief announcement that he
-expected the visit of some gentlemen.
-
-He looked round scowlingly for his wife. The room was empty and
-desolate in spite of bright chandeliers. He paused with a frowning
-brow, stood a moment irresolute, then shaped his course for the stairs
-and mounted with determined foot. In my lady's dressing-room, by one
-dismal candle, sat her woman, reading a book of sermons. She had a
-long pink face, had been her ladyship's mother's own attendant; and
-much Sir Jasper hated her. She rose bristling, dropped him a curtesy
-eloquent of a sense of his reprobation; and he felt that with every
-line of the homily she laid by on his appearance she had just damned
-him as comfortably as he the butler.
-
-Oh, Lud, Lud! (thus she prayed Sir Jasper in a frightful whisper) would
-he in mercy walk softer? My lady was asleep. Her ladyship had been so
-unwell, so indisposed, that she, Megrim, had seen the moment when she
-must send for the apothecary, and have Sir Jasper looked for all over
-Bath. Sir Jasper did not seem to realise it, but my lady was of a
-delicate complexion: a tender flower! A harsh look from Sir Jasper, an
-unkind word, much less cruel treatment, and she would slip through his
-fingers. Ay, that she would.
-
-Sir Jasper cast a lowering suspicious look around. He glared at the
-woman, at the corners of the room, at the closed door. He felt his hot
-jealousy sicken and turn green and yellow within him. He stretched out
-his hand towards the lock of his wife's door; but Mistress Megrim came
-between him and his purpose with determined movement, her stout bust
-creaking in its tight stays.
-
-"No," said she, "no, Sir Jasper, unless it be across my dead corpse!"
-Here she trembled very much and grew red about the eyes and nose.
-
-"Pshaw!" said Sir Jasper, and walked away down the stairs again and
-into the empty, lighted drawing-room. First he halted by the window,
-where Lady Standish had stood and smiled upon Lord Verney. Then he
-went to her writing-desk, and laid his hand upon the casket where she
-kept her correspondence, then withdrawing it with a murmured curse,
-turned to the chair where she sat, and lifted up her bag of silks. But
-this he tossed from him without drawing the strings. Another moment
-and his eye caught the gleam of the letter so artfully hidden and
-exposed by Mistress Bellairs. He picked it up and surveyed it; it bore
-no address, was vaguely perfumed and fell temptingly open to his hand.
-He spread the sheet and saw the ruddy curl. Then his eyes read in
-spite of himself. And as he read the blood rushed to his brain and
-turned him giddy, and he sank on the settee and tore at the ruffles at
-his neck. For a moment he suffocated. With recovered breath came a
-fury as voluptuous as a rapture. He brought the paper to the light and
-examined the love-lock.
-
-"Red!" said he, "red!"
-
-He thought of Lord Verney's olive face, and looked and glared at the
-hair again as if he disbelieved his senses. Red! Were there two of
-them, a black and a ruddy? Stay; oh! women were sly devils! Lord
-Verney was a blind. This, _this_ carrot Judas was the consoler!
-"There was a patch above the dimple at the corner of your lip. I
-dreamed I kissed it." Sir Jasper gave a sort of roar in his soul,
-which issued from his lips in a broken groan. The dimple and the
-patch! Ay, he had seen them! Only a few short hours ago he had
-thought to kiss that dimple with a husband's lordly pleasure, that
-dimple, set for another man!
-
-"Blast them! blast them!" cried Sir Jasper and clenched his hands above
-his head. The world went round with him, and everything turned the
-colour of blood. The next instant he was cold again, chiding himself
-for his passion. He must be calm, calm, for his vengeance. This lock
-he must trace to its parent head, no later than to-night, if he had to
-scour the town. He sat down, stretched the fatal missive before him,
-and sat staring at it.
-
-It was thus that a visitor, who was announced as Captain Spicer,
-presently found him. Captain Spicer was an elongated young gentleman,
-had a tendency to visual obliquity and was attired in the extreme of
-fashion. He minced forward, bowing and waving white hands with
-delicately crooked fingers.
-
-His respects he presented to Sir Jasper. He had not up to this had the
-pleasure and honour of Sir Jasper's acquaintance, but was charmed of
-the opportunity--any opportunity which should afford him that pleasure
-and honour. Might he, might he? He extended a snuff-box, charmingly
-enamelled, and quivered it towards his host. Sir Jasper had risen
-stiffly, in his dull eye there was no response.
-
-"You do not, then?" said Captain Spicer, himself extracting a pinch and
-inhaling it with superlative elegance and the very last turn of the
-wrist. "And right, my dear sir! A vicious habit. Yet positively,"
-said he, and smiled engagingly, "without it, I vow, I could not exist
-from noon to midnight. But then it must be pure Macabaw. Anything
-short of pure Macabaw, fie, fie!"
-
-Sir Jasper shook himself and interrupted with a snarl:
-
-"To what, sir, do I owe the honour?"
-
-"I come," said Captain Spicer, "of course you have guessed, from my
-Lord Verney. There was a trifle, I believe about--ha--the shape of his
-nether limbs. Upon so private a matter, sir, as his, ahem, nether
-limbs, a gentleman cannot brook reflection. You will comprehend that
-my Lord Verney felt hurt, Sir Jasper, hurt! I myself, familiar as I am
-with his lordship, have never ventured to hint to him even the name of
-a hosier, though I know a genius in that line, sir, a fellow who has a
-gift--a divine inspiration, I may say--in dealing with these intimate
-details! But Gad, sir, delicacy, delicacy!"
-
-Sir Jasper, meanwhile, had lifted the letter from the table, and was
-advancing upon Captain Spicer, ponderingly looking from the lock of
-hair in his hand to that young gentleman's head, which, however, was
-powdered to such a nicety that it was quite impossible to tell the
-colour beneath.
-
-"Sir," interrupted he at this juncture, "excuse me, but I should be
-glad to know if you wear your hair or a wig?"
-
-Captain Spicer leaped a step back, and looked in amaze at the Baronet's
-earnest countenance.
-
-"Egad!" thought he to himself, "Verney's in the right of it, the
-fellow's mad. Ha! ha!" said he aloud, "very good, Sir Jasper, very
-good. A little conundrum, eh? 'Rat me, I love a riddle." He glanced
-towards the door. Sir Jasper still advanced upon him as he retreated.
-
-"I asked you, sir," he demanded with an ominous rise in his voice, "if
-you wore your own hair?" ("The fellow looks frightened," he argued
-internally--"'tis monstrous suspicious!")
-
-"I," cried the Captain, with his back against the door fumbling for the
-handle as he stood. "Fie, fie, who wears a peruke now-a-days, unless
-it be your country cousin? He, he! How warm the night is!"
-
-Sir Jasper had halted opposite to him and was rolling a withering eye
-over his countenance.
-
-"His mealy face is so painted," said the unhappy baronet to himself,
-"that devil take him if I can guess the colour of the fellow." His
-hand dropped irresolute by his side.
-
-Beads of perspiration sprang on Captain Spicer's forehead.
-
-"If ever I carry a challenge to a madman again!" thought he.
-
-"Your hair is very well powdered," said Sir Jasper.
-
-"Oh, it is so, it is as you say--Poudre à la Maréchale, sir," said the
-Captain, while under his persevering finger the door-handle slowly
-turned. An aperture yawned behind him; in a twinkling his slim figure
-twisted, doubled, and was gone.
-
-"Hey, hey!" cried Sir Jasper, "stop, man, stop, our business together
-has but just begun."
-
-But Captain Spicer had reached the street-door.
-
-"Look to your master," said he to the footman, "he is ill, very ill!"
-
-Sir Jasper came running after him into the hall.
-
-"Stop him, fools!" cried he to his servants, and then in the next
-breath, "Back!" he ordered. And to himself he murmured, "'Tis never
-he. That sleek, fluttering idiot never grew so crisp a curl nor wrote
-so sturdy a hand, no, nor kissed a dimple! _Kissed a dimple_!
-S'death!"
-
-
-
-
-SCENE V
-
-As he stood turning the seething brew of his dark thoughts, there came
-a pair of knowing raps upon the street-door, and in upon him strode
-with cheery step and cry the friends he was expecting.
-
-"Ah, Jasper, lad," cried Tom Stafford, and struck him upon his
-shoulder, "lying in wait for us? Gad, you're a blood-thirsty fellow!"
-
-"And quite right," said Colonel Villiers, clinking spurred legs, and
-flinging off a military cloak. "Zounds, man, would you have him sit
-down in his dishonour?"
-
-Sir Jasper stretched a hand to each; and holding him by the elbows they
-entered his private apartment and closed the door with such carefulness
-that the tall footman had no choice but to take it in turns to listen
-and peep through the key-hole.
-
-"Tom," said Sir Jasper, "Colonel Villiers, when I begged you to favour
-me with this interview, I was anxious for your services because, as I
-told you, of a strong suspicion of Lady Standish's infidelity to me.
-Now, gentlemen, doubt is no longer possible, I have the proofs!"
-
-"Come, come, Jasper, never be down-hearted," cried jovial Tom Stafford.
-"Come, sir, you have been too fond of the little dears in your day not
-to know what tender yielding creatures they are. 'Tis their nature
-man; and then, must they not follow the mode? Do you want to be the
-only husband in Bath whose wife is not in the fashion? Tut, tut, so
-long as you can measure a sword for it and let a little blood, why,
-'tis all in the day's fun!"
-
-"Swords?" gurgled Colonel Villiers. "No, no, pistols are the thing,
-boy. You are never sure with your sword: 'tis but a dig in the ribs, a
-slash in the arm, and your pretty fellow looks all the prettier for his
-pallor, and is all the more likely to get prompt consolation in the
-proper quarter. Ha!"
-
-"Consolation!" cried Sir Jasper, as if the word were a blow. "Ay,
-consolation! damnation!"
-
-"Whereas with your bullet," said the Colonel, "in the lungs, or in the
-brain--at your choice--the job is done as neat as can be. Are you a
-good hand at the barkers, Jasper?"
-
-"Oh, I can hit a haystack!" said Sir Jasper. But he spoke vaguely.
-
-"I am for the swords, whenever you can," cried comely Stafford,
-crossing a pair of neat legs as he spoke and caressing one rounded calf
-with a loving hand. "'Tis a far more genteel weapon. Oh, for the feel
-of the blades, the pretty talk, as it were, of one with the other!
-'Ha, have I got you now, my friend?'--'Ha, would you step between me
-and my wife? or my mistress? or my pleasure?'--as the case may be.
-'Would you? I will teach you, sa--sa!' Now--now one in the ribs! One
-under that presuming heart! Let the red blood flow, see it drop from
-the steel: that is something like! Pistols, what of them! pooh! Snap,
-you blow a pill into the air, and 'tis like enough you have to swallow
-it yourself! 'Tis for apothecaries, say I, and such as have not been
-brought up to the noble and gentlemanly art of self-defence."
-
-"Silence, Tom," growled the Colonel; "here is no matter for jesting.
-This friend of ours has had a mortal affront, has he not? 'Tis
-established. Shall he not mortally avenge himself upon him who has
-robbed him of his honour? That is the case, is it not? And, blast me,
-is not the pistol the deadlier weapon and therefore the most suited?
-Hey?"
-
-Sir Jasper made an inarticulate sound that might have passed for assent
-or dissent, or merely as an expression of excessive discomfort of
-feeling.
-
-"To business then," cried Colonel Villiers. "Shall I wait upon Lord
-Verney and suggest pistols at seven o'clock to-morrow morning in
-Hammer's Fields? That is where I generally like to place such affairs:
-snug enough to be out of disturbers' way, and far enough to warm the
-blood with a brisk walk. Gad, 'twas but ten days ago that I saw poor
-Ned Waring laid as neatly on his back by Lord Tipstaffe (him they call
-Tipsy Tip, you know) as ever it was done; as pretty a fight! Six
-paces, egad, and Ned as determined a dog as a fellow could want to
-second. 'Villiers,' said he, as I handed him his saw-handle, 'if I do
-not do for him, may he do for me! One of us must kill the other,' said
-he. 'Twas all about Mistress Waring, you know, dashed pretty woman!
-Poor Ned, he made a discovery something like yours, eh? Faith! ha, ha!
-And devil take it, sir, Tip had him in the throat at the first shot,
-and Ned's bullet took off Tipstaffe's right curl! Jove, it was a
-shave! Ned never spoke again. Ah, leave it to me; see if I do not
-turn you out as rare a meeting."
-
-"But stay," cried Stafford, as Sir Jasper writhed in his arm-chair,
-clenched and unclenched furious hands and felt the curl of red hair
-burn him where he had thrust it into his bosom. "Stay," cried
-Stafford, "we are going too fast, I think. Do I not understand from
-our friend here that he called Lord Verney a rat? Sir Jasper is
-therefore himself the insulting party, and must wait for Lord Verney's
-action in the matter."
-
-"I protest," cried the Colonel, "the first insult was Lord Verney's in
-compromising our friend's wife."
-
-"Pooh, pooh," exclaimed Stafford, recrossing his legs to bring the left
-one into shapely prominence this time, "that is but the insult
-incidental. But to call a man a rat, that is the insult direct.
-Jasper is therefore the true challenger; the other has the choice of
-arms. It is for Lord Verney to send to our friend!"
-
-"Sir!" exclaimed the Colonel, growing redder about the gills than
-Nature and port wine had already made him. "Sir, would you know better
-than I?"
-
-"Gentlemen," said Sir Jasper, sitting up suddenly, "as I have just told
-you, since I craved of your kindness that you would help me in this
-matter, I have made discoveries that alter the complexion of the affair
-very materially. I have reason to believe that if Lord Verney be
-guilty in this matter it is in a very minor way. You know what they
-call in France _un chandelier_. Indeed it is my conviction--such is
-female artfulness--that he has merely been made a puppet of to shield
-another person. It is this person I must find first, and upon him that
-my vengeance must fall before I can attend to any other business. Lord
-Verney indeed has already sent to me, but his friend, Captain Spicer, a
-poor fool (somewhat weak in the head, I believe), left suddenly without
-our coming to any conclusion. Indeed, I do not regret it--I do not
-seek to fight with Lord Verney now. Gentlemen," said Sir Jasper,
-rising and drawing the letter from his breast--"gentlemen, I shall
-neither eat nor sleep till I have found out the owner of this curl!"
-
-He shook out the letter as he spoke, and fiercely thrust the tell-tale
-love-token under the noses of his amazed friends. "It is a red-haired
-man, you see! There lives no red-haired man in Bath but him I must
-forthwith spit or plug lest the villain escape me!"
-
-Colonel Villiers started to his feet with a growl like that of a tiger
-aroused from slumber.
-
-"Zounds!" he exclaimed. "An insult."
-
-"How!" cried Jasper, turning upon him and suddenly noticing the sandy
-hue of his friend's bushy eyebrows. "You, good God! You? Pooh, pooh,
-impossible, and yet.... Colonel Villiers, Sir!" cried Sir Jasper, in
-awful tones, "did you write this letter? Speak! Yes or no, man!
-Speak, or must I drag the words from your throat?"
-
-Purple and apoplectic passion well-nigh stifled Colonel Villiers.
-
-"Stafford, Stafford," he spluttered, "you are witness. These are gross
-affronts, affronts which shall be wiped out."
-
-"Did you write that letter? Yes or no!" screamed Sir Jasper, shaking
-the offending document in the Colonel's convulsed countenance.
-
-"I?" cried the Colonel, and struck away Sir Jasper's hand with a
-furious blow, "I? I write such brimstone nonsense? No, sir! Now,
-damn you body and soul, Sir Jasper, how dare you ask me such a
-question?"
-
-"No," said Sir Jasper, "of course not! Ah, I am a fool, Villiers.
-Forgive me. There's no quarrel between us! No, of course it could not
-be you! With that nose, that waistcoat, your sixty years! Gad, I am
-going mad!"
-
-"Why, man," said Stafford, as soon as he could speak for laughing,
-"Villiers has not so much hair on all his head as you hold in your hand
-there. Off with your wig, Villiers, off with your wig, and let your
-bald pate proclaim its shining innocence."
-
-The gallant gentleman thus addressed was by this time black in the
-face. Panting as to breath, disjointed as to speech, his fury had
-nevertheless its well-defined purpose.
-
-"I have been insulted, I have been insulted," he gasped; "the matter
-cannot end here. Sir Jasper, you have insulted me. I am a red-haired
-man, sir. I shall send a friend to call upon you."
-
-"Nay, then," said Sir Jasper, "since 'tis so between us I will even
-assure myself that Tom has spoken the truth and give you something to
-fight for!" He stretched out his hand as he spoke, and plucked the wig
-from Colonel Villiers' head.
-
-Before him indeed spread so complete an expanse of hairless candour,
-that further evidence was not necessary; yet the few limp hairs that
-lingered behind the Colonel's ears, if they had once been ruddy, shone
-now meekly silver in the candle-light.
-
-"I thank you," said Sir Jasper, "that is sufficient. When you send
-your friend to call upon me, I shall receive him with pleasure." He
-handed back the Colonel's wig with a bow.
-
-The Colonel stood trembling, his knotted hand instinctively fumbled for
-his sword. But remembering perhaps that this was eminently a case for
-pistols, he bethought himself, seized his wig, clapped it on defiantly,
-settled it with minute care, glared, wheeled round and left the room,
-muttering as he went remarks of so sulphurous a nature as to defy
-recording.
-
-Sir Jasper did not seem to give him another thought. He fell into his
-chair again and spread out upon his knee the sorely crumpled letter.
-
-"Confusion!" said he. Who can it be? "Tom, you scamp, I know your
-hair is brown. Thou art not the man, Tom. Oh, Tom, oh, Tom, if I do
-not kill him I shall go mad!"
-
-Stafford was weak with laughter, and tears rolled from his eyes as he
-gasped:
-
-"Let us see, who can the Judas be? (Gad, this is the best joke I have
-known for years. Oh, Lord, the bald head of him! Oh, Jasper, 'tis
-cruel funny! Stab me, sir, if I have known a better laugh these ten
-years!) Nay, nay, I will help thee. Come, there's his Lordship the
-Bishop of Bath and Wells, he is red, I know, for I have seen him in the
-water. Gad, he was like a boiled lobster, hair and all. Could it be
-he, think you? They have a way, these divines, and Lady Standish has a
-delicate conscience. She would like the approval of the Church upon
-her deeds. Nay, never glare like that, for I will not fight you! Have
-you not got your rosary of red polls to tell first. Ha! there is
-O'Hara, he is Irish enough and rake enough and red enough. Oh, he is
-red enough!"
-
-"O'Hara," cried Sir Jasper, struck.
-
-There came a fine rat-tat-tat at the door, a parley in the hall, and
-the servant announced Mr. Denis O'Hara.
-
-"Talk of the devil," said Stafford.
-
-Sir Jasper rose from his armchair with the air of one whose enemy is
-delivered into his hands.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE VI
-
-The Honourable Denis O'Hara, son and heir of Viscount Kilcroney in the
-peerage of Ireland, entered with a swift and easy step, and saluted
-airily. He had a merry green eye, and the red of his crisp hair shone
-out through the powder like a winter sunset through a mist.
-
-"Sir Jasper," said he, "your servant, sir. Faith, Tom, me boy, is that
-you? The top of the evening to ye."
-
-Uninvited he took a chair and flung his careless figure upon it. His
-joints were loose, his nose aspired, his rich lace ruffles were torn,
-his handsome coat was buttoned awry; Irishman was stamped upon every
-line of him, from his hot red head to his slim alert foot; Irishman
-lurked in every rich accent of his ready tongue.
-
-Sir Jasper made no doubt that now the Lothario who had poached on his
-preserves, had destroyed his peace, had devastated his home, was before
-him. He turned to Stafford and caught him by the wrist.
-
-"Tom," whispered he, "you will stand by me, for by my immortal soul, I
-will fight it out to-night!"
-
-"For God's sake, be quiet," whispered the other, who began to think
-that the jealous husband was getting beyond a joke. "Let us hear what
-the fellow has got to say first. The devil! I will not stand by to
-see you pink every auburn buck in the town. 'Tis stark lunacy."
-
-"But 'tis you yourself," returned Sir Jasper, in his fierce
-undertone--"you yourself who told me it was he. See, but look at this
-curl and at that head."
-
-"Oh, flummery!" cried Stafford. "Let him speak, I say."
-
-"When you have done your little conversation, gentlemen," said Mr.
-O'Hara good-naturedly, "perhaps you will let me put in a word edgeways?"
-
-Sir Jasper, under his friend's compelling hand, sank into a chair; his
-sinews well-nigh creaked with the constraint he was putting upon
-himself.
-
-"I have come," said Denis O'Hara, "from me friend Captain Spoicer. I
-met him a whoile ago, fluttering down Gay Street, leaping like a hare
-with the hounds after him, by St. Patrick! 'You're running away from
-someone, Spoicer,' says I. And says he, 'I'm running away from that
-blithering madman Sir Jasper Standish.' Excuse me, Sir Jasper, those
-were his words, ye see."
-
-"And what, sir," interrupted Sir Jasper in an ominous voice--"what,
-sir, may I ask, was your purpose in walking this way to-night?"
-
-"Eh," cried the Irishman, "what is that ye say?"
-
-"Oh, go on, O'Hara," cried Stafford impatiently, and under his breath
-to Standish, "Faith, Jasper," said he, "keep your manners, or I'll wash
-my hands of the whole matter."
-
-"Oh, is that the way with him," said O'Hara, behind his hand to
-Stafford, and winked jovially. "Well, I was saying, gentlemen, that to
-see a man run, unless it be a Frenchman, is a thing that goes against
-me. 'Why, what did he do to you?' said I (meaning you, Sir Jasper).
-'Oh,' says me gallant Captain, 'I went to him with a gentlemanly
-message from a friend and the fellow insulted me so grossly with
-remarks about my hair, that sure,' says he, 'tis only fit for Bedlam he
-is.' 'Insulted you,' says I, 'and where are you running to? To look
-for a friend, I hope,' says I. 'Insults are stinking things.' 'Sure,'
-says he, 'he is mad,' says he. 'Well, what matter of that?' says I.
-'Sure, isn't it all mad we are more or less? Come,' says I, 'Spoicer,
-this will look bad for you with the ladies, not to speak of the men.
-Give me the message, me boy, and I will take it; and sure we will let
-Sir Jasper bring his keepers with him to the field, and no one can say
-fairer than that.'"
-
-Sir Jasper sprang to his feet.
-
-"Now, curse your Irish insolence," he roared; "this is more than I
-would stand from any man! And, if I mistake not, Mr. O'Hara, we have
-other scores to settle besides."
-
-"Is it we?" cried O'Hara, jumping up likewise. "'Tis the first I've
-heard of them--but, be jabers, you will never find me behind hand in
-putting me foot to the front! I will settle as many scores as you
-like, Sir Jasper--so long as it is me sword and not me purse that pays
-them."
-
-"Draw then, man, draw!" snarled Sir Jasper, dancing in his fury. He
-bared his silver-hilted sword and threw the scabbard in a corner.
-
-"Heaven defend us!" cried Stafford, in vain endeavouring to come
-between the two.
-
-"Sure, you must not contradict him," cried O'Hara, unbuckling his belt
-rapidly, and drawing likewise with a pretty flourish of shining blade.
-"'Tis the worst way in the world to deal with a cracked man. Sure, ye
-must soothe him and give in to him. Don't I know! Is not me own first
-cousin a real raw lunatic in Kinsale Asylum this blessed day? Come on,
-Sir Jasper, I'm yer man. Just pull the chairs out of the way, Tom, me
-dear boy."
-
-"Now sir, now sir!" said Sir Jasper, and felt restored to himself again
-as steel clinked against steel. And he gripped the ground with his
-feet, and knew the joy of action.
-
-"Well, what must be, must be," said Stafford philosophically, and sat
-across a chair; "and a good fight is a good fight all the world over!
-Ha! that was a lunge! O'Hara wields a pretty blade, but there is
-danger in Jasper's eye. I vow I won't have the Irish boy killed. Ha!"
-He sprang to his feet again and brandished the chair, ready to
-interpose between the two at the critical moment. O'Hara was as
-buoyant as a cork; he skipped backwards and forwards, from one side to
-another, in sheer enjoyment of the contest. But Sir Jasper hardly
-moved from his first position except for one or two vicious lunges.
-Stafford had deemed to see danger in his eye; there was more than
-danger--there was murder! The injured husband was determined to slay,
-and bided his time for the fatal thrust. The while, O'Hara attacked
-out of sheer lightness of heart. Now his blade grazed Sir Jasper's
-thigh; once he gave him a flicking prick on the wrist so that the blood
-ran down his fingers.
-
-"Stop, stop," cried Stafford, running in with his chair, "Sir Jasper's
-hit!"
-
-"No, dash you!" cried Sir Jasper. And click, clank, click, it went
-again, with the pant of the shortening breath, and the thud of the
-leaping feet. Sir Jasper lunged a third time, O'Hara waved his sword
-aimlessly, fell on one knee, and rolled over.
-
-"Halt!" yelled Stafford. It was too late. Sir Jasper stood staring at
-his red blade.
-
-"You have killed him!" cried Stafford, turning furiously on his friend,
-and was down on his knees and had caught the wounded man in his arms
-the next second.
-
-"Devil a bit," said O'Hara, and wriggled in the other's grasp, too
-vigorously indeed for a moribund, found his feet in a jiffy and stood
-laughing with a white face and looking down at his dripping shirt.
-"'Tis but the sudden cold feel of the steel, man! Sure I'm all right,
-and ready to begin again! 'Tis but a rip in the ribs, for I can
-breathe as right as ever." He puffed noisily as he spoke to prove his
-words, slapped his chest, then turned giddily and fell into a chair.
-Stafford tore open the shirt. It was as O'Hara had said, the wound was
-an ugly surface rip, more unpleasant than dangerous.
-
-"Let us have another bout," said O'Hara.
-
-"No, no," said Stafford.
-
-"No, no," said Sir Jasper advancing and standing before his adversary.
-"No. Mr. O'Hara, you may have done me the greatest injury that one can
-do another, but gad, sir, you have fought like a gentleman!"
-
-"Ah!" whispered O'Hara to Stafford, who still examined the wound with a
-knowing manner, "'tis crazed entoirely he is, the poor dear fellow."
-
-"Not crazed," said Stafford rising, "or if so, only through
-jealousy.--Jasper, let us have some wine for Mr. O'Hara, and one of
-your women with water and bandages. A little sticking plaister will
-set this business to rights. Thank God, that I have not seen murder
-to-night!"
-
-"One moment, Stafford." said Jasper, "one moment, sir. Let us clear
-this matter. Am I not right, Mr. O'Hara, in believing you to have
-written a letter to my wife?"
-
-"Is it me?" cried O'Hara in the most guileless astonishment.
-
-"He thinks you are her lover," whispered Stafford in his ear. "Zooks,
-I can laugh again now! He knows she has got a red-haired lover, and
-says he will kill every red-haired man in Bath!"
-
-"Sure I have never laid eyes on Lady Standish," said O'Hara to Sir
-Jasper, "if that is all you want. Sure, I'd have been proud to be her
-lover if I'd only had the honour of her acquaintance!"
-
-"Mr. O'Hara," said Sir Jasper, "will you shake hands with me?"
-
-"With all the pleasure in loife!" cried the genial Irishman. "Faith,
-'tis great friends we will be, but perhaps ye had better not introjuce
-me to ye'r lady, for I'm not to be trusted where the dear creatures are
-concerned, and so 'tis best to tell you at the outset."
-
-The opponents now shook hands with some feeling on either side. The
-wound was attended to and several bottles of wine were thereafter
-cracked in great good-fellowship.
-
-"There is nothing like Canary," vowed O'Hara, "for the power of
-healing."
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was past midnight when, on the arm of Mr. Stafford, Denis O'Hara set
-out to return to his own lodgings.
-
-The streets were empty and the night dark, and they had many grave
-consultations at the street corners as to which way to pursue. If they
-reeled a little as they went, if they marched round King's Circus, and
-round again more than once, and showed a disposition to traverse Gay
-Street from side to side oftener than was really required by their
-itinerary, it was not, as O'Hara said, because of the Canary, but all
-in the way of "divarsion."
-
-"Sir Jasper's a jolly good fellow," said Lord Kilcroney's heir as he
-propped himself against his own door-post, and waggled the knocker with
-tipsy gravity. "And so are you," said he to Stafford. "I like ye
-both." Here he suddenly showed a disposition to fall upon Stafford's
-neck, but as suddenly arrested himself, stiffened his swaying limbs and
-struck his forehead with a sudden flash of sobriety. "Thunder and
-'ouns," said he, "if I did not clean forget about Spoicer!"
-
-He was with difficulty restrained by Stafford (who, having a stronger
-head, was somewhat the soberer), with the help of the servants who now
-appeared, from setting forth to repair his negligence. By a tactful
-mixture of persuasion and force, the wounded gentleman was at length
-conducted to bed, sleepily murmuring:
-
-"Won't do at all--most remiss--affair of honour--never put off!" until
-sleep overtook him, which was before his head touched the pillow.
-
-Meanwhile Sir Jasper sat, with guttering candles all around him, in the
-recesses of an armchair, his legs extended straight, his bandaged wrist
-stuffed into his bosom, his head sunk upon his chest, his spurious
-flash of gaiety now all lost in a depth of chaotic gloom. Dawn found
-him thus. At its first cold rays he rose sobered, and could not have
-said whether the night had passed in waking anguish or in hideous
-nightmare. He looked round on the cheerless scene, the blood-stained
-linen, the empty wine-glasses with their sickening reek, the smoking
-candles, the disordered room; then he shuddered and sought the haven of
-his dressing-room, and the relief of an hour's sleep with a wet towel
-tied round his throbbing head.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE VII
-
-Mistress Bellairs was up betimes. In truth she had slept ill, which
-was a strange experience for her. What her thirty-seven lovers had
-never had the power to wring from her--a tear and a sleepless
-night--this had she given to the one man who loved her not.
-
-She was tortured with anxiety concerning the danger which her caprice
-(or, as she put it, Lady Standish's inconceivable foolishness) might
-have brought upon Lord Verney. At daybreak she rang for her maid, and
-with the eight o'clock chocolate demanded to be posted with all the
-news of the town. She was of those who possess the talent of making
-themselves served. The chocolate was to the full as perfumed and
-creamy as ever, and Miss Lydia was bursting with tidings of importance,
-as she stood by her lady's couch.
-
-"Well, Lydia, well?" cried her mistress, sharply.
-
-"Oh, lud, ma'am, the whole town's ringing with it! My Lady Standish
-has been found out. There, I for one never trust those solemn prudes
-that ever keep their eyes turned up or cast down, and their mouths
-pursed like cherries. You would not be so proper if there was not a
-reason for it, I always think."
-
-"Lydia," said Mistress Bellairs, "do not be a fool. Go on; what has
-Lady Standish been found out in, pray?"
-
-"Oh, ma'am," said Lydia, "it ain't hard to guess. 'Tis what a woman's
-always found out in, I suppose. But, lud, the shamelessness of it! I
-hear, ma'am," she came closer to her mistress and bent to whisper,
-almost trembling with the joy of being tale-bearer to such purpose, "I
-hear, ma'am, Sir Jasper found Colonel Villiers there yesterday
-afternoon. Oh, ma'am, such goings on!"
-
-"Pshaw!" said Mistress Kitty.
-
-"Well, they're going to fight, anyhow," cried the girl, "and Sir Jasper
-tore off the Colonel's wig and beat him about the face with it, ma'am,
-and the Colonel's been like a madman ever since, and he vows he will
-shoot him this morning."
-
-Mistress Bellairs gave a sigh of relief.
-
-"Let them shoot each other," said she, sinking back on her pillows and
-stirring her chocolate calmly. "I do not find the world any better for
-either of them."
-
-"But that is not all, ma'am, for poor Sir Jasper no sooner had he
-thrashed the Colonel, than he finds Mr. Denis O'Hara behind the
-curtains."
-
-"Denis O'Hara!" exclaimed Mistress Bellairs, sitting up in amaze.
-"You're raving!"
-
-"No, ma'am, for I have it from Mr. O'Hara's own man; and did not he and
-Sir Jasper fight it out then and there, and was not Mr. O'Hara carried
-home wounded by the Watch!"
-
-"Mercy on us!" exclaimed the lady.
-
-"And that is not all, ma'am," said the maid.
-
-"You frighten me, child."
-
-"There is Captain Spicer too, whom you can't a-bear, and Lord Verney."
-
-"Lord Verney!" cried Mistress Kitty.
-
-"Ay, ma'am; he and Sir Jasper are going to fight this morning. Sir
-Jasper's going to fight them all, but Lord Verney is to be the first,
-for Sir Jasper found him kissing Lady Standish yesterday at noon; the
-others were later on. So it's my Lord comes first you see, ma'am."
-
-"La, girl," cried Mistress Bellairs with a scream, and upset her
-chocolate, "going to fight this morning? 'Tis not true!" Her pretty
-face turned as white as chalk under its lace frills.
-
-"Yes, ma'am," pursued the maid, gabbling as hard as she could. "Yes,
-ma'am, first there's Lord Verney. Sir Jasper, they say, behaved so
-oddly to Captain Spicer who brought the first challenge, that Lord
-Verney sent another by a chairman this morning. And then Colonel
-Villiers. Of course, as Mr. Mahoney says (that's Mr. O'Hara's man,
-ma'am), Sir Jasper is safe to kill Lord Verney, and Colonel Villiers is
-safe to kill Sir Jasper. But if the Colonel do not kill Sir Jasper,
-then Sir Jasper will fight Captain Spicer! La! ma'am, the chocolate's
-all over the bed."
-
-"Oh, get out of that, you silly wench," cried Mistress Bellairs, "let
-me rise! There is not a moment to lose. And where is Sir Jasper
-supposed to fight my Lord Verney? (Give me my silk stockings, useless
-thing that you are!) I don't believe a word of your story. How dare
-you come and tell me such a pack of nonsense? But where are they
-supposed to fight? Of course you must have heard the hour?" She was
-pulling silk stockings over her little arched foot, and up her little
-plump leg as fast as her trembling hands would obey her.
-
-"I do not know where, ma'am," said the maid demurely, "but the Colonel
-is to meet Sir Jasper in Hammer's Fields at noon, so I suppose my Lord
-Verney and he will be fighting about this time."
-
-"Oh, hold your tongue," cried her mistress; "you're enough to drive one
-mad with your quacking!"
-
-Not a dab of rouge did the widow find time to spread upon pale cheeks,
-not a dust of powder upon a black curl. The pretty morning hood was
-drawn round a very different face from that which it usually shaded;
-but who shall say that Kitty, the woman, running breathless through the
-empty streets with the early breeze playing with her loose hair, was
-not as fair in her complete self-abandonment, as the fashionable lady,
-powdered, painted, patched and laced, known under the name of Mrs.
-Bellairs? Her small feet hammered impatiently along, her skirts
-fluttered as she went. She would not wait for a coach; a chair would
-have sent her crazy.
-
-At the turning of the Crescent, another fluttering woman's figure, also
-hooded, also cloaked, also advancing with the haste that despises
-appearances, passed her with a patter and a flash. They crossed, then
-moved by the same impulse halted with dawning recognition.
-
-"Mistress Bellairs!" cried Lady Standish's flute-like voice.
-
-"Julia Standish!" screamed Mistress Bellairs. They turned and caught
-at each other with clinging hands.
-
-"Oh, heavens," said Mistress Bellairs, "is what I hear true? Is that
-devil Sir Jasper going to fight Lord Verney this morning? Why,
-Verney's but a child; 'tis rank murder. You wicked woman, see what you
-have done!"
-
-"Ah, Mistress Bellairs," cried Julia, and pressed her side, "my heart
-is broken."
-
-"But what has happened, woman, what has happened?" cried Kitty, and
-shook the plaintive Julia with a fierce hand.
-
-"Sir Jasper will not see me," sobbed Julia, "but I have found out that
-he is to meet my Lord Verney in an hour in Bathwick Meadows. There
-have been messages going backwards and forwards since early dawn. Oh,
-Heaven have pity on us!"
-
-"Where are you going?" cried Kitty, and shook her once more.
-
-"I was going to Lord Verney to plead for my husband's life," said Lady
-Standish, and the tears streamed down her face like the storm-rain upon
-lily flowers.
-
-"The Lord keep you," cried Mistress Bellairs with feelings too deep for
-anger; "I believe you are no better than an idiot!"
-
-The most heroic resolves are often the work of a second! "Now go back
-home again, you silly thing," said Kitty. "'Tis I--yes, Lady Standish,
-you do not deserve it of me--but I will sacrifice myself! I will
-prevent this duel, I will go to my Lord Verney!"
-
-"You," said Julia, and wondered, and but half understood the meaning of
-the words.
-
-"Go home, go home," said Mistress Kitty, "and I tell you that if I do
-not make Lord Verney fail at the meeting, my name is not Kitty
-Bellairs!"
-
-Lady Standish hesitated, and meekly bowed her head, turned and began to
-retrace her steps, her slim figure bending and swaying as if the fresh
-morning wind were too stern for her.
-
-Mistress Bellairs looked at her watch.
-
-"Did she say an hour?" murmured she to herself. "Then, ten minutes
-before the looking-glass, and ten minutes to get to my Lord's lodgings,
-and I will find him about to start. 'Tis his first affair of honour,
-poor boy, and he is sure to be as early at it as a country cousin to a
-dinner-party."
-
-The sun broke out from a cloudy sky, and Mrs. Bellairs shook herself
-and felt her spirits rise. A dimple peeped in either cheek.
-
-"After all," said she as she tripped along, and the dimples deepened as
-the smile broadened, "who knows? 'Tis an ill wind that blows nobody
-good."
-
- * * * * *
-
-My Lady Standish returned home. The servants stared at her curiously
-as she crossed the hall. Mistress Tremlet, the housekeeper, passed her
-with pursed lips. Her own maid, she knew, was dissolved in tears and
-plunged in Doctor Persel's discourses against heresy. White as new
-fallen snow was her conscience, nevertheless she felt herself smirched
-in the eyes of all these people. Yet she cared not.
-
-Outside Sir Jasper's dressing-room she listened. She could hear him
-stamp about as he made his toilet, and curse his man. She put out her
-hand to knock, but the memory of his stern repulse to her last appeal
-robbed her of all courage.
-
-"I will not go in upon him," thought she, "but when he comes out I will
-speak."
-
-"These swords," said Sir Jasper within, "I will take in the carriage.
-I expect Mr. Stafford and a friend to call for me in half-an-hour. Do
-you understand, sirrah! And hark ye, where are the pistols?"
-
-"Pistols!" echoed Lady Standish, and her heart beat to suffocation.
-
-There was a pause.
-
-"Here, Sir Jasper," said the valet then.
-
-"Now, mark what I say," said Jasper impressively. "Lord Markham will
-call at eleven. Let the curricle be in waiting; tell my Lord that I
-will meet him five minutes before the half-hour at Hammer's Fields.
-Forget at your peril! You are to take these pistols there yourself.
-Stay, tell my Lord Markham that if I am not at the _rendezvous_, 'twill
-only be because I have not life enough left to take me there, and he
-must make it straight with Colonel Villiers. Have you understood,
-rascal? Nay--damn you!--I will give you a letter for my Lord Markham."
-
-"Oh God! oh God!" cried poor Lady Standish, and felt her knees tremble,
-"what is this now? Another meeting! The Colonel! ... In God's name
-how comes he upon Colonel Villiers? Why, this is wholesale slaughter!
-This is insanity! This must be prevented!" She caught her head in her
-hands. "Sir Jasper's mad," she said. "What shall I do? What shall I
-do? They will kill him, and I shall have done it. Why now, if Kitty
-prevents the first duel, cannot I prevent the second? Oh, I am a false
-wife if I cannot save my husband. Heaven direct me!" she prayed, and
-to her prayer came inspiration.
-
-There was the Bishop, the Bishop of Bath and Wells! That reverend
-prelate had shown her much kindness and attention; he would know how to
-interfere in such a crisis. He was a man of authority. Between them
-could they not enforce the peace at Hammer's Fields, and could not Sir
-Jasper be saved in spite of himself, were it by delivering him into the
-hands of the law?
-
-Lady Standish flew into her room and called the sniffing Megrim.
-
-"Paper and ink," cried she, "and get you ready to run on a message.
-'Tis a matter of life and death."
-
-"My Lady," said Megrim primly, "I will serve your Ladyship in all
-things that are right; but I hope I know my dooty to my Creator; and
-stoop to connive at irregularities, my Lady, I won't and never will."
-She had been ready to condemn her master overnight, but the talk in the
-servants' hall had, as she expressed it, "opened her eyes." And what
-woman is not ready to judge her sister woman--above all, what maid to
-condemn her mistress?
-
-Lady Standish stared.
-
-"What means this?" said she. "You shall do as I bid you, Mistress
-Megrim. How dare you!" cried Lady Standish with a sudden flash of
-comprehension. "Why, woman, my letter is to the Bishop!"
-
-"Oh," quoth Mistress Megrim, still with reserve, yet condescending to
-approval, "that is another matter! Shall I," she sniffed, "be stricter
-than becomes a Christian? Shall I refuse aid to the bruised sinner or
-to the smoking lamp whose conscience is awakened? May his Lordship be
-a tower of strength to your Ladyship along the rocky paths of
-penitence--Amen!"
-
-
-
-
-SCENE VIII
-
-In ten minutes a fair lady may do much to enhance her fairness. As
-Mistress Bellairs took a last look at her mirror, while Lydia bustled
-out to call a hired chair, she bestowed upon her reflection a smile of
-approval which indeed so charming an image could not fail to call
-forth. Then she huddled herself in a mysterious and all enveloping
-cloak, caught up a little velvet mask from the table, and sped upon her
-errand. She sallied forth as the gallant soldier might to battle, with
-a beating heart yet a high one.
-
-Lord Verney and Captain Spicer had just finished breakfast at the
-former's lodgings in Pierrepoint Street, near North Parade. Captain
-Spicer, babbling ineptly of his own experience as a duellist, of his
-scorn of Sir Jasper's lunacy, yet of his full determination to slay the
-vile madman, had done ample justice to his young principal's table.
-But Lord Verney, his cheek now darkly flushed, now spread with an
-unwholesome pallor, found it hard to swallow even a mouthful of bread,
-and restlessly passed from the contemplation of the clock and the
-setting of his watch to the handling of his pistols, or the hasty
-addition of yet another postscript to the ill-spelt, blotted farewell
-epistle he had spent half the night in inditing to the Dowager his
-mother: "In case, you know..." he had said to his friend, with a quiver
-in his voice.
-
-Captain Spicer had earnestly promised to carry out his patron's last
-wishes in the most scrupulous manner.
-
-"My dear Lord," he had said, grasping him by the hand, "rely upon me.
-Gad, Sir Jasper is a devil of a shot I hear, and of course, he, he! we
-all know the saying--the strength of a madman. But no sooner has he
-laid you, Harry, than I vow, upon my honour, I shall hold him at my
-sword's point. I will revenge thee, Harry, never fear of that. 'Twill
-be a mighty genteel story, and the world will ring with it. Egad, he
-will not be the first I have spitted as easy as your cook would spit a
-turkey. Have I not learnt of the great Angelo Malevolti himself? He,
-he--'A woman's hand,' he would say, 'and the devil's head!'"
-
-Here Captain Spicer shook out his bony fingers from the encumbering
-ruffles and contemplated them with much satisfaction.
-
-"Oh, hang you, Spicer, be quiet, can't you!" cried Lord Verney
-petulantly.
-
-The Captain leant back on his chair and began to pick his teeth with a
-silver toothpick.
-
-"Pooh, these novices!" said he, as if to himself. "Keep your nerves
-steady, my Lord, or, stab me, I may as well order the mourning-coach
-before we start. He, he! 'Tis well, indeed, you have a friend to
-stand by you!"
-
-A discreet tap was heard at the door, and Lord Verney's impassive new
-servant (especially engaged on his behalf by the Captain, who indeed,
-some ill-natured wag had it, shared his wages and perquisites) stood in
-the doorway.
-
-"There is a lady downstairs, my Lord," he said in his mechanical voice.
-"She particularly requests to see your Lordship and will take no
-denial, although I informed her that your Lordship was like to be
-engaged until late in the morning."
-
-Lord Verney merely stared in amazement; but Captain Spicer sprang up
-from his chair, his pale eyes starting with curiosity.
-
-"A lady, gad! Verney, you dog, what is this? A lady, Ned? Stay, is
-she tall and fair and slight?"
-
-"No, sir, she is under-sized, and seems plump, though she is wrapt in
-so great a cloak I could hardly tell."
-
-"Pretty, man?"
-
-"Cannot say, sir, she wears a mask."
-
-"A mask? He, Verney, Verney, this is vastly interesting! And she
-won't go away, eh, Ned?"
-
-"No, sir, she must see his Lordship, she said, if only for five
-minutes."
-
-"Plump, under-sized, masked," ejaculated Captain Spicer in burning
-perplexity. "Gad, we have ten minutes yet, we will have her up, eh,
-Verney? Show her up, Ned."
-
-The servant withdrew, unheeding Lord Verney's stammered protest.
-
-"Really, Captain Spicer," said he, "I would have liked to have kept
-these last ten minutes for something serious. I would have liked,"
-said the lad with a catch in his voice and a hot colour on his cheek,
-"to have read a page of my Bible before starting, were it only for my
-mother's sake, afterwards."
-
-The led Captain threw up hand and eye in unfeigned horror.
-
-"A page of your Bible! Zounds! If it gets out, we are the
-laughing-stock of Bath. A page of your Bible! 'Tis well no one heard
-you but I."
-
-"Hush!" said Lord Verney, for in the doorway stood their visitor.
-'Twas indeed a little figure, wrapt in a great cloak, and except for
-the white hand that held the folds, and the glimpse of round chin and
-cherry lip that was trembling beneath the curve of the mask, there was
-naught else to betray her identity, to tell whether she were young or
-old, well-favoured or disinherited. But it was a charming little hand,
-and an engaging little chin.
-
-Lord Verney merely stood and stared like the boy he was. But Captain
-Spicer leaped forward with a spring like a grasshopper, and crossing
-his lean shanks, he presented a chair with the killing grace of which
-he alone was master. The lady entered the room, put her hand on the
-back of the chair, and turned upon Captain Spicer.
-
-"I would see Lord Verney alone, sir," she said. It was a very sweet
-voice, but it was imperious. The masked lady had all the air of one
-who was accustomed to instant obedience.
-
-In vain Captain Spicer leered and languished; the black eyes gleamed
-from behind the disguise very coldly and steadily back at him. Forced
-to withdraw, he endeavoured to do so with wit and elegance, but he was
-conscious somehow of cutting rather a poor figure; and under the
-unknown one's hand the door closed upon him with so much energy as to
-frustrate utterly his last bow.
-
-Kitty Bellairs deliberately turned the key in the lock, and put it in
-her pocket. Lord Verney started forward, but was arrested by the sound
-of his own name, pronounced in the most dulcet and plaintive tone he
-thought he had ever heard.
-
-"Lord Verney," said Kitty, flinging back her cloak and hood and
-allowing her pretty brown curls, and a hint of the most perfect shape
-in Bath, to become visible to the young peer's bewildered gaze. "Lord
-Verney," said she, and clasped her hands, "a very, very unhappy woman
-has come to throw herself upon your compassion."
-
-"Madam," said Lord Verney, "what can I do for you?" His boyish soul
-was thrilled by these gentle accents of grief; he thought he saw a tear
-running down the white chin; the rounded bosom heaved beneath its
-bewitching disorder of lace. He glanced at the clock and back at the
-suppliant in a cruel perplexity. "Madam," said he, "time presses; I
-have but a few minutes to give you. Tell me, madam, how can I serve
-you? To do so will be a comfort to me in what is perhaps the last hour
-of my life."
-
-The lady gave a cry as soft as a dove's, and as plaintive.
-
-"Oh," said she, "it is true, then, what I heard?" and the white hands
-were wrung together as in extremest anguish.
-
-"Madam," cried he, with outspread arms, and, though without daring to
-touch her, drawing closer, so close as to hear the quick catch of her
-breath and to inhale the subtle fragrance of violets that emanated from
-her.
-
-"Oh," said she, "it is true!" She staggered and caught at the
-fastenings of her cloak and threw it open.
-
-"You are faint," he cried, strangely moved; "let me call."
-
-But she caught him by the hand. Her fingers were curiously warm for
-one seized with faintness, but the touch of them was pleasant to the
-young man as never woman's touch had been before. Out flew the fellow
-hand to keep his prisoner, and they clung round his great boy's wrist.
-
-He never knew how, but suddenly he was on his knees before her.
-
-"You are going to fight," said she, "to fight with Sir Jasper. Oh, my
-God, you do not know, but it is because of me, and if you fight it will
-break my heart." She leant forward to look eagerly at him as he knelt.
-Her breath fanned his cheek. Through her mask he saw beautiful black
-eyes, deep, deep. How white the skin was upon her neck and chin--how
-fine its grain! What little wanton curls upon her head! What a
-fragrance of flowers in the air! How he longed to pluck that mask
-away--and yet how the very mystery lured him, held him!
-
-"Who are you?" said he, in a low quick whisper. "Let me see your face."
-
-She forbade his indiscreet hand with a little shriek.
-
-"No, no, no, you must never see, never know; that would be terrible."
-
-Then he placed both his hands, all unconsciously, upon hers, and then
-she caught them both and held them, and he felt that her weak grasp was
-to him as strong as iron.
-
-"Why do you fight?" said she. "Tell me."
-
-He blushed.
-
-"'Tis for nothing, the merest misunderstanding. Sir Jasper is mad, I
-think."
-
-"Sir Jasper is jealous," breathed she, and nearer came the gaze of the
-eyes. "Is it true that you love Lady Standish?"
-
-"I?" cried he vehemently, and rapped out a great oath--so eager was he
-to deny. "I? No! God is my witness. No!"
-
-"Then do not fight," said she.
-
-He wanted to look at the clock; he wanted to spring up and rush to the
-door; he was conscious that Spicer was knocking gently, and that it was
-time to go where the conventions of honour called him. The soft clasp
-held him, and the mysterious eyes. He was a very boy, and had never
-loved before, and--she was masked!
-
-"Let me advise you," said she. "Believe me, your welfare is dearer to
-me than you can imagine--dearer to me than I ought to tell you.
-Believe me, if you give up this duel you will live to be glad of it.
-Sir Jasper will thank you no later than this very day, as never man
-thanked man before. And you will make me so happy! Oh, believe me,
-your honour is safe with me."
-
-"Only let me see your face," said he, while Spicer knocked louder. "I
-will see her, and kiss her," he thought to himself, "and that will be
-something to carry to my death."
-
-"How dare you ask it?" she said. "Must I grant your request when you
-refuse me mine?"
-
-"And if I grant you yours," said he, as his heart beat very fast, "what
-will you give me?"
-
-"Oh, give," said she, "give! Who cares for gifts? A man must take."
-Her red lip beneath the mask here became arched so bewitchingly over a
-row of the whitest teeth in all the world, that Harry Verney, whose
-head had been rapidly going, lost it and his heart together.
-
-"That is a challenge," said he, as he drew a hand away and lifted it to
-the mask.
-
-"Ah, traitor!" she cried, and made a dainty start of resistance. His
-fingers trembled on the soft scented locks.
-
-"You shall not," said she, and bent her head to avoid his touch, so
-that as he knelt their faces were closer together than ever.
-
-"Oh!" cried he, and kissed her on the chin beneath the mask.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE IX
-
-"My Lord," clamoured Captain Spicer at the
-door, "the coach is waiting and we have but
-half an hour to reach Bathwick Meadows.
-Egad, Lord Verney, would you be last at the
-meeting?"
-
-Lord Verney sprang to his feet. The words,
-the impatient raps penetrated to his dizzy brain
-with sudden conviction.
-
-"Heavens!" cried he, and glanced at the
-clock, and made a leap for the door.
-
-"And will you go," said the stranger, "without
-having seen my face?"
-
-He ran back to her and then back to the door
-again, distracted, as you may see a puppy dog
-between two calls. Finally he came back to the
-lady with a new and manly dignity upon him.
-
-"I must go," he said. "Would you show
-yourself as kind as you seem, madam, remove
-your mask that I may see you before I go."
-
-Outside Captain Spicer was dancing a sort of
-hornpipe of impotent impatience, and filling the
-air with shrill strange oaths.
-
-Mistress Bellairs put the lean swarthy boy
-very composedly on one side by the merest
-touch of her hand, then she went over to the
-door, unlocked it and admitted Captain Spicer,
-green and sweating.
-
-"I am coming, Spicer," cried Lord Verney
-desperately, and made a plunge for his hat and
-cloak, murmuring as he passed the lady: "Oh
-cruel!"
-
-Kitty Bellairs nibbled her little finger and
-looked at the clock.
-
-"It will not take you, you know," said she,
-"more than five minutes to drive down to the
-Bathwick ferry, therefore if you start in three
-you will still have twenty-six to spare. My
-Lord Verney, will you give me those three
-minutes?"
-
-Lord Verney flung aside hat and cloak again,
-his face glowing with a dark flush.
-
-"Oh," cried he, like a school-boy, "for God's
-sake, Spicer, wait outside."
-
-"Nay," said Mistress Kitty, smiling to herself
-under her mask, "nay, I have need of Captain
-Spicer."
-
-Lord Verney's face fell,
-
-"Come hither," said she, and took him crestfallen
-by the hand and brought him to the table,
-where lay the writing materials he had been
-using but a little while ago. "Here," said she,
-"is a sheet of paper. Sit down, my Lord, and
-write, write," she said, and tapped his shoulder;
-"write, sir--thus:--
-
-/#
-'Lord Verney begs to inform Sir Joseph Standish that he
-understands the grounds of the quarrel between them to lie
-in a gross misconception of Lord Verney's feelings for Lady
-Standish.'
-#/
-
-"Write, write!" She leaned over him, dictating.
-
-Half spell-bound, yet protesting incoherently,
-he began to cover the page with his awkward
-scrawl.
-
-"Quick," said she. "(Child, how do you
-spell quarrel?) Never mind, on with you:--
-
-/#
-'Lord Verney begs to assure Sir Jasper that, so far from
-presuming to entertain any unlawful sentiments for Lady
-Standish, he has never addressed more than three words to
-her or as many glances at her in his-life; that his whole
-heart is given to another lady, the only woman he has ever
-loved and ever will love.'"
-#/
-
-The pen nearly dropped from Lord Verney's
-fingers. He started and turned round on his
-chair to graze in amaze into the countenance of
-his mysterious visitor, and again was at once
-attracted and foiled by her mask.
-
-"Surely you would not contradict a lady?"
-she whispered in his ear; "haste, we have but
-one minute more. Here, give me the pen, I
-will finish." She snapped the quill from his
-hand, her curls touched his cheek as she bent
-forward over him to the page. Swiftly her
-little hand flew:--
-
-/#
-"If upon this explanation Sir Jasper does not see his way
-to retract all the offensive observations he made to Lord
-Verney, Lord Verney will be ready to meet him as arranged
-without an instant's delay. The truth of all these statements
-is guaranteed by the woman Lord Verney loves."
-#/
-
-She seized the sheet and folded it.
-
-"Now, Captain Spicer," said she, "take your
-coach and hie you to Sir Jasper's house, and
-if you bring back an answer before the clock
-strikes, I will let you take off my mask, and that
-will save you from dying of curiosity and, also,
-give you something to tattle about for the next
-month. Oh, you will find Sir Jasper," she said;
-"he is a seasoned hand, and does not, like your
-virgin duellist, make it a point of honour to
-bring his high valour to the rendezvous twenty
-minutes before the time."
-
-Within his meagre body Captain Spicer
-carried the soul of a flunkey. He would have
-given worlds to rebel, but could not.
-
-"So long as it is not a put-off," said he.
-"Not even for a fair one's smile could I barter
-a friend's honour."
-
-Kitty held the letter aloft tantalizingly and
-looked at the clock.
-
-"If you won't be the bearer," said she, "I
-will send it by the chairman, and then you will
-never know what is in it. Moreover," said she,
-and smiled archly, "if Sir Jasper apologises to
-Lord Verney, which, upon receipt of this letter,
-I make no doubt he will, you can take his place,
-you know, and will not be done out of a gallant
-meeting."
-
-"Of course, ha, of course!" cried Spicer with
-a yellow smile.
-
-Laughing, Mistress Kitty closed the door
-behind his retreating figure.
-
-"Now," said she.
-
-"Oh, what have you done, what have you
-made me do?" cried Harry Verney in a sudden
-agony.
-
-"Hush," said Mistress Kitty. "Did I not
-tell you your honour was safe with me? Do
-you not believe me?" said she meltingly.
-"Ah, Verney!" She put her hand to her
-head, and at her touch the mask fell.
-
-He looked at her face, blushing and quivering
-upon him, and once more fell on his knee
-at her feet.
-
-"Oh, tell me your name!" cried he, pleadingly.
-
-"Why, Lord Verney," she said, "how ungallant!" She
-smiled and looked bewitchingly
-beautiful; looked serious and reproachful, and
-he fell beyond his depths in rapture.
-
-"Why, you know me, you know me well,"
-said she, "am I not Mistress Bellairs, Kitty
-Bellairs--am I not, Kitty?"
-
-"No, no," cried he, "I never knew you
-till this hour, madam, Mistress Bellairs Kitty!
-I see you," he cried, "for the first time! Oh,
-God, be kind to me, for I love her!"
-
-"And yet," she whispered archly, "they say
-that love is blind."
-
-Upon this he kissed her as he had kissed
-her beneath the mask; and if anything could
-have been sweeter than the first kiss it was
-the second.
-
-Ah, love, how easy an art to learn, how hard
-to unlearn!
-
-While Harry Verney thus forgot the whole
-world, his first duel, and the code of honour.
-Sir Jasper sat inditing an answer to his
-communication:--
-
-/#
-"Sir Jasper Standish has received my Lord Verney's
-explanation in the spirit in which it is offered. He is
-quite ready to acknowledge that he has acted entirely
-under a misapprehension, and begs Lord Verney to receive
-his unreserved apologies and the expression of his admiration
-for Lord Verney's gallant and gentlemanly behaviour,
-together with his congratulations to him and the unknown
-lady upon their enviable situation."
-#/
-
-Captain Spicer did not offer to supply his
-principal's place in the field. Indeed, he
-displayed to Sir Jasper, who received him
-with the most gloomy courtesy, the extreme
-suppleness of his spine, and pressed his
-unrivalled snuff upon him with a fluttering and
-ingratiating air.
-
-When he returned to Pierrepoint Street he
-found the mysterious stranger already in her
-sedan, Lord Verney leaning through the window
-thereof, engaged in an earnest whispering
-conversation. Captain Spicer jocularly pulled him
-back by the coat-tails and inserted his own
-foolish face instead. The lady was masked
-and cloaked as he had left her.
-
-"Madam, I have done your errand," said
-he. "It was," said he, "a matter of difficult
-negotiation, requiring--ahem--requiring such
-tact as I think I may call my own. Sir
-Jasper was vastly incensed, one might as well
-have tried to reason with a bull. 'But gad,
-sir,' said I, 'would I, I, Captain Spicer, come
-with this message if it were not in accordance
-with the strictest rule of honourable etiquette?' That
-floored him, madam----"
-
-Here Mistress Kitty snatched the letter
-flickering in his gesticulating hand with scant
-ceremony, turned her shoulder upon him, read
-it and handed it out to Lord Verney, who
-had lost no time in coming round to the
-other window.
-
-"Now," said she, "bid the man take me
-to the Pump Room." She leaned her head
-out and Lord Verney put his close to hers,
-and there followed another conclave.
-
-"Madam, madam, I demand the fulfilment
-of your promise!" from the other side came
-Captain Spicer's clamouring thin voice.--"Verney,
-my good fellow, I must request you
-to retire, there is a compact between this lady
-and me----"
-
-"A compact?" said the mask turning her head.
-
-"Oh, madam, the vision of that entrancing
-countenance!"
-
-He strove to unfasten the chair door, when:
-
-"What?" cried she, "and rob you of all
-the charm of uncertainty and all the joy of
-guessing and all the spice of being able to
-take away the character of every lady in
-Bath. Oh," she said, "I hope I have been better
-taught my duty to my neighbour!" Out went
-her head again to Lord Verney; there was
-another whisper, a silver laugh. "On men!"
-she cried.
-
-Lord Verney skipped round and in his turn
-dragged the discomfited Captain out of the
-window and restrained him by main force
-from running after the retreating chairman and
-their fair burden.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE X
-
-Lord Markham was a person of indefinite appearance, indefinite age and
-indefinite manners. He wore an ill-fitting wig, but he had a high
-reputation as a man of honour. He sat beside Sir Jasper on the front
-seat, while on the back sat Tom Stafford; and the curricle sped
-cheerily along through the up-and-down Bath streets out into the
-country budding with green, down, down the hill, to Hammer's Fields by
-the winding Avon. Sir Jasper's face bespoke great dissatisfaction with
-life at large, and with his own existence in particular. Tom Stafford
-was beginning to feel slightly bored.
-
-"'Tis an early spring," said Lord Markham, in the well-meant endeavour
-to beguile away the heavy minutes and distract his principal's mind.
-"'Tis very mild weather for the time of year; and the lambs are
-forward."
-
-"Ugh!" said Sir Jasper.
-
-"Speak not to him of lambs," whispered Stafford; "do not you see he is
-all for blood and thunder?"
-
-Then he added maliciously; "There is but one animal in the whole fauna
-that Sir Jasper takes an interest in at present; and that's not easy,
-it seems, to find in these purlieus, though we know it does haunt them:
-'tis the red dear!" He chuckled, vastly delighted with the conceit.
-
-"Let us hope we shall not have rain," said Lord Markham; "these clouds
-are menacing."
-
-"Nay, they will hold up for half-an-hour. Enough to serve our
-purpose," growled Sir Jasper, and tipped the horses with the lash so
-that they spurned the slope.
-
-"But we shall get wet returning," pleaded the well-meaning Earl, "I
-said so all along; 'twould have been better to have gone in a coach."
-
-"I vow," cried Sir Jasper with a sudden burst of spleen, "I vow that I
-have it in my heart to wish that Villiers' ball may speed so well that
-I may feel neither rain nor shine, coming home again. Home again,"
-said he with a withering smile; "blast it, a pretty home mine is!"
-
-"And a pretty cheerful fellow you are to bring out to a merry meeting,"
-quoth Stafford from the back, "and a nice pair of fools you and the
-Colonel be, plague on you both! And when you are shot, 'twill be a
-fine satisfaction to think that your wife can console herself with the
-owner of the red curl, eh? What are you going to fight old Villiers
-about, I should like to know?"
-
-"You do know," growled Sir Jasper, then he exploded. "You goad me,
-sir; do _I_ want to fight Villiers? Is not this business the merest
-fooling; sheer waste of time when the real fellow--villain!--has eluded
-me?" His hold on the reins tightened, he laid on the whip, and the
-curricle swayed as the horses leaped and plunged.
-
-"Really," said Lord Markham, "I wish I had come in a coach."
-
-And: "Hold on," cried Stafford, "hold on, Jasper; we don't all want to
-leave our bones in this business."
-
-There came a pause in the conversation. They bowled alone a more level
-road with the wind humming in their ears, and the rhythmic trot of the
-greys beating a tune. Then Stafford remarked vaguely:
-
-"I have a notion there will be no duel to-day at Hammer's Fields,
-Jasper, that you will be able to return with undiminished vigour to the
-hunt of the unknown culprit."
-
-"How now," cried Sir Jasper fiercely, "have you heard from Villiers?
-Are they all rats now-a-days? Verney first, then that Spicer, then the
-Colonel! No, no, the fellow was mad with me, sir; and--gad!--the
-offence was mine!"
-
-"Nevertheless," said Stafford unmoved, "I happen to know that Colonel
-Villiers' man was sent in all haste for his physician, Sir George
-Waters, at such an unconscionable hour this morning that Sir George
-despatched the apothecary in his stead, and the apothecary found our
-fire-eating Colonel roaring in a fit of the most violent gout 'tis
-possible to imagine. So violent, indeed, that poor Mr. Wigginbotham
-was soundly beat by the Colonel for not being Sir George. Villiers'
-foot is as large as a pumpkin, old Foulks tells me; I had it all from
-Foulks over a glass of water in the Pump Room this morning, and zooks,
-sir, his false teeth rattled in his head as he tried to describe to me
-the awful language Colonel Villiers was using. He's to be Villiers'
-second, you know, but he swore 'twas impossible, rank impossible, for
-any man to put such a foot to the ground."
-
-They were rounding the corner of Hammer's Fields as he spoke, and
-Stafford's eyes roaming over the green expanse of grass rested upon the
-little group drawn up towards the entrance gate.
-
-"Unless," he went on, "the Colonel comes upon crutches. No, zounds!
-ha, ha! Jasper I will always love you, man, for the capital jokes you
-have provided of late. Strike me ugly if the old fellow has not
-come--_in a bath-chair_!"
-
-"Really," said Lord Markham, "this is very irregular. I have never
-before been privy to a duel where one of the combatants fought in a
-chair. And I am not sure that I can undertake the responsibility of
-concluding arrangements in such circumstances."
-
-"Blasted nonsense!" said Sir Jasper with all his former urbanity of
-demeanour. He flung the reins to his man as he spoke, and clambered
-down from the curricle. Stafford had gone before him to the gate and
-was now stamping from one foot to another in exquisite enjoyment of the
-situation.
-
-"(Ha, ha, ha!) Hello! Morning, Colonel, sorry to see you this way!
-(Ha, ha!) Have you brought another bath-chair for our man? Oh come,
-yes. 'Twon't be fair if he do not sit in a bath-chair too! Say,
-Foulks, you wheel one chair, I'll wheel the other, and we will run them
-one at the other and let them fire as soon as they please. Gad, what a
-joke!"
-
-Colonel Villiers turned upon his volatile friend a countenance the
-colour of which presented some resemblance to a well-defined bruise on
-the third day; it was yellow and green with pain where it was not
-purple with fury.
-
-"Mr. Stafford, sir, these jokes, sir, are vastly out of place. (Curse
-this foot!) Mr. Foulks, have the kindness to explain.... Major
-Topham, explain to these gentlemen that I have come out to fight, sir,
-and that fight I will, by the living jingo!" He struck the arm of the
-chair in his fury, gave his suffering foot a nasty jar and burst into a
-howl of rage and agony.
-
-"Stap me," said Stafford, "I'd as soon fight an old bear! Whisper,
-Foulks, is he going to shoot in his cage--beg pardon, I mean his chair?"
-
-"Such is his intention," said Mr. Foulks, grinning nervously as he
-spoke, and showing the set of fine Bond Street ivory already referred
-to by Mr. Stafford. "But it strikes me it is somewhat irregular."
-
-"Somewhat irregular?" ejaculated Lord Markham; "it is altogether
-irregular. I decline to have anything to say to it."
-
-Sir Jasper remained standing, gloomily looking at the ground and
-driving his gold-headed malacca into the soft mud as if all his
-attention were directed to the making of a row of little tunnels.
-
-"What is the difficulty, what is the difficulty?" bellowed Colonel
-Villiers. "You wheel me into position, and you mark the paces, eight
-paces, Foulks, not a foot more, and you give me my pistol. What is the
-difficulty--hang me, hang you all, I say! What _is_ the difficulty?"
-
-"The combatants will not be equal," suggested Major Topham. "I told
-Villiers that I will gladly take his place."
-
-"No no, no!" screamed the old man turning round, and then, "Oh," cried
-he, and screwed up his face. And then the gout had him with such fury
-that he gripped the arms of his chair and flung back his head,
-displaying a ghastly countenance.
-
-"I remember," champed old Foulks, "the dear Duke of Darlington insisted
-upon fighting Basil Verney (that's Verney's father, you know) with his
-left arm in splints, but as my Lord Marquis of Cranbroke, his Grace's
-second, remarked to me at the time----"
-
-"Oh, spare us the Marquis!" interrupted Stafford brutally. "Let us
-keep to the business on hand, if you please. The whole thing is
-absurd, monstrous! Look here, Jasper, look here, Colonel, you two
-cannot fight to-day. How could you be equally matched even if we got
-another bath-chair for Jasper. We cannot give him the gout, man, and
-'twould be too dashed unfair. Gad, Colonel you would shoot too well or
-too ill, 'twon't do! Come, come, gentlemen, let us make a good
-business out of a bad one. Why should you fight at all? Here's Jasper
-willing to apologise. (Yes you are, Jasper, hold your tongue and be
-sensible for once; you pulled off his wig, you know. Gad, it was not
-pretty behaviour, not at all pretty!) But then, Colonel, did not he
-think you had cut him out with his wife, and was not that a compliment?
-The neatest compliment you'll ever have this side the grave! He was
-jealous of you, Colonel; faith, I don't know another man in Bath that
-would do you so much honour, now-a-days."
-
-"Oh, take me out of this," cried the Colonel, suddenly giving way to
-the physical anguish that he had been struggling against so valiantly.
-"Zounds, I will fight you all some day! Take me out of this. Where is
-that brimstone idiot, my servant? Take me out of this, you devils!"
-
-Between them they wheeled his chair into the road and his screams and
-curses as he was lifted into the coach were terrible to hear.
-
-"Lord, if he could but call out the gout!" cried Stafford. "Look at
-him, gentlemen! Ha, he has got his footman by the periwig! Oh, 'tis
-as good as a play, he is laying it on to the fellow like a Trojan!
-Why, the poor devil has escaped, but his wig is in the Colonel's hands.
-Ha, ha, he has sent it flying out of the coach! Off they go; what a
-voice the old boy has got, he is trumpeting like the elephant at the
-fair! Well, Jasper, what did I say? No duel to-day."
-
-"Do not make so sure of that," said Sir Jasper. He was moving towards
-the curricle as he spoke, and turned a sinister face over his shoulder
-to his friend.
-
-"Oh," cried the latter, and fell back upon Markham, "the fellow's look
-would turn a churn-full of cream! No, I will not drive back with ye,
-thankye, Sir Jasper; I will walk. Devil take it," said Stafford, "I
-don't mind a little jealousy in reason myself; but if I were to drive
-home in that company, I'd have no appetite for dinner. Come,
-gentlemen, 'tis a lovely day, let us walk."
-
-So Sir Jasper rolled home alone, and, as his coachman observed a little
-later as he helped to unharness the sweating horses, "drove them cruel!"
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XI
-
-Lady Standish was one of those clinging beings who seem morally and
-physically to be always seeking a prop. Before adversity she was
-prostrate, and when his lordship the Bishop of Bath and Wells was
-ushered into her sitting-room, half-an-hour after Sir Jasper's
-departure for Hammer's Fields, he found the poor lady stretched all her
-length upon the sofa, her head buried in the cushions.
-
-"Dear me," said his lordship, and paused. He was a tall, portly,
-handsome gentleman with sleek countenance, full eye, and well-defined
-waistcoat. Could human weakness have touched him, he would have felt a
-pride in those legs which so roundly filled the silk stockings. But
-that human weakness could ever affect the Bishop of Bath and Wells was
-a thing that dignitary (and he gave his Maker thanks for it) felt to be
-utterly inconceivable.
-
-"Lady Standish," said the Bishop; then he waved his hand to the curious
-servants. "Leave us, leave us, friends," said he.
-
-Lady Standish reared herself with a sort of desperate heart-sickness
-into a sitting posture and turned her head to look dully upon her
-visitor.
-
-"You come too late," she said; "my lord. Sir Jasper has gone to this
-most disastrous meeting."
-
-"My dear Lady Standish," said Dr. Thurlow, "my dear child," he took a
-chair and drew it to the sofa, and then lifted her slight languid hand
-and held it between his two plump palms. "My dear Lady Standish,"
-pursued he in a purring, soothing tone. If he did not know how to deal
-with an afflicted soul (especially if that afflicted soul happened to
-belong to the aristocracy and in preference inhabited a young female
-body), who did? "I came upon the very moment I received your letter.
-I might perhaps have instantly done something to help in this matter,
-had you been more explicit, but there was a slight incoherence ... very
-natural!" Here he patted her hand gently. "A slight incoherence which
-required explanations. Now tell me--I gather that your worthy husband
-has set forth upon an affair of honour, eh? Shall we say a duel?"
-
-Lady Standish gave a moaning assent.
-
-"Some trifling quarrel. Hot-headed young men! It is very
-reprehensible, but we must not be too hard on young blood. Young blood
-is hot! Well, well, trust in a merciful Providence, my dear Lady
-Standish. You know, not a sparrow falls, not a hair of our heads, that
-is not counted. Was the, ah--quarrel about cards, or some such social
-trifle?"
-
-"It was about me," said the afflicted wife in a strangled voice.
-
-"About you, my dear lady!" The clasp of the plump hand grew, if
-possible, a trifle closer, almost tender. Lady Standish was cold and
-miserable, this warm touch conveyed somehow a vague feeling of strength
-and comfort.
-
-"About me," she repeated, and her lip trembled.
-
-"Ah, is it so? And with whom does Sir Jasper fight?"
-
-"With Colonel Villiers," said she, and shot a glance of full misery
-into the benign large-featured face bending over her.
-
-"Colonel Villiers," repeated the Bishop in tones of the blankest
-astonishment. "Not--eh, not--er, old Colonel Villiers?"
-
-"Oh, my lord," cried Lady Standish, "I am the most miserable and the
-most innocent of women!"
-
-"My dear madam," cried the Bishop, "I never for an instant doubted the
-latter." His hold upon her hand relaxed, and she withdrew it to push
-away the tears that now began to gather thick and fast on her
-eyelashes. The Bishop wondered how it was he had never noticed before
-what a very pretty woman Lady Standish was, what charming eyes she had,
-and what quite unusually long eyelashes. It was something of a
-revelation to him too, to see so fair and fine a skin in these days of
-rouge and powder.
-
-"And yet," sobbed Lady Standish, "'tis my fault too, for I have been
-very wrong, very foolish! Oh, my lord, if my husband is hurt, I cannot
-deny 'tis I shall bear the guilt of it."
-
-"Come, tell me all about it," said the Bishop, and edged from his chair
-to her side on the sofa, and re-possessed himself of her hand. She let
-it lie in his; she was very confiding. "We are all foolish," said Dr.
-Thurlow, "we are all, alas, prone to sin." He spoke in the plural to
-give her confidence, not that such a remark could apply to any Bishop
-of Bath and Wells.
-
-"Oh, I have been very foolish," repeated the lady. "I thought, my
-lord, I fancied that my husband's affection for me was waning."
-
-"Impossible!" cried his lordship. But he felt slightly bewildered.
-
-"And so, acting upon inconsiderate advice, I--I pretended--only
-pretended indeed, my lord--that I cared for someone else, and Sir
-Jasper got jealous and so he has been calling everybody out thinking
-that he has a rival."
-
-"Nevertheless," said the Bishop, "he has no rival. Do I understand you
-correctly, my dear child? These suspicions of his are unfounded?
-Colonel Villiers?"
-
-"Colonel Villiers," cried she, "that old stupid red-nosed wretch! No,
-my lord, indeed, there is no one. My husband has my whole heart!" She
-caught her breath and looked up at him with candid eyes swimming in the
-most attractive tears. "Colonel Villiers!" cried she. "Oh, how can
-you think such a thing of me? But my husband will not believe me;
-indeed, indeed, indeed I am innocent! He was jealous of Lord Verney
-too, and last night fought Mr. O'Hara."
-
-The Bishop smiled to himself with the most benign indulgence. His was
-a soul overflowing with charity, but it was chiefly when dealing with
-the foibles of a pretty woman that he appreciated to the full what a
-truly inspired ordinance that of charity is.
-
-"My dear child, if I may call you so, knowing your worthy mother so
-well, you must not grieve like this. Let me feel that you look upon me
-as a friend. Let me wipe away these tears. Why, you are trembling!
-Shall we not have more trust in the ruling of a merciful Heaven? Now I
-am confident that Sir Jasper will be restored to you uninjured or with
-but a trifling injury. And if I may so advise, do not seek, my dear
-Lady Standish, in the future to provoke his jealousy in this manner; do
-not openly do anything which will arouse those evil passions of anger
-and vengeance in him!"
-
-"Oh, indeed, indeed," she cried, and placed her other little hand
-timidly upon the comforting clasp of the Bishop's, "indeed I never will
-again!"
-
-"And remember that in me you have a true friend, my dear Lady Standish.
-Allow me to call myself your friend."
-
-Here there came a sound of flying wheels and frantic hoofs without, and
-the door-bell was pealed and the knocker plied so that the summons
-echoed and re-echoed through the house.
-
-"Oh, God!" screamed Lady Standish springing to her feet, "they have
-returned! Oh, heavens, what has happened? If he is hurt I cannot bear
-it, I cannot--I cannot!" She clasped her head wildly and swayed as if
-she would have fallen. What could a Christian do, a gentleman and a
-shepherd of souls, but catch her lest she fall? Half mad with terror
-she turned and clung to him as she would have clung to the nearest
-support.
-
-"Have courage," he purred into the little ear; "I am with you, dear
-child, have courage."
-
-So they stood, she clasping the Bishop and the Bishop clasping her,
-patting her shoulder, whispering in her ear, when Sir Jasper burst in
-upon them.
-
-It was his voice that drove them apart, yet it was neither loud nor
-fierce, it was only blightingly sarcastic.
-
-"So!" said he.
-
-What was it Stafford had said: "There's the Bishop of Bath and Wells.
-He's red, as red as a lobster, from top to toe! They have a way, these
-divines." Oh, Stafford knew doubtless: all Bath knew! Sir Jasper
-cursed horribly in his heart, but aloud only said: "So!"
-
-Lady Standish flew half across the room to him with a joyful cry, but
-was arrested midway by his attitude, his look. The Bishop said "Ahem,"
-and "ahem" again, and then said he:
-
-"I rejoice, I rejoice, Sir Jasper, to see you return unscathed. Lady
-Standish has been greatly distressed."
-
-"And you," said Sir Jasper, drily, "have been consoling her."
-
-"To the best of my poor power," said the Bishop, and felt, he knew not
-why (if indeed it were possible for him to feel that way!) a shade
-uncomfortable.
-
-Sir Jasper closed the door and bowed.
-
-"I think," said he, "I ought to crave pardon for this intrusion."
-
-"Oh Jasper!" cried my lady.
-
-Her husband turned towards her for a second. She wilted beneath his
-eye and sank into a chair.
-
-"Oh, Sir Jasper," said she, floundering. "The Bishop has been very
-kind. I have been so unhappy about you."
-
-"I see," said Sir Jasper, "that his lordship has been very kind. His
-lordship, as I said, has been administering consolation."
-
-Here all at once his stoniness gave way. He walked towards the Bishop
-and bent a ghastly face close to the florid uneasily smiling
-countenance.
-
-"My Lord," said Sir Jasper, "your cloth will not protect you."
-
-"Sir!" ejaculated the divine.
-
-"Your cloth will not protect you!" repeated Sir Jasper in that voice of
-strenuous composure that seems to tremble on a shriek. "Oh, shepherd,
-_you_!"
-
-"Sir!" cried the Bishop, "do you mean to insinuate----"
-
-"I insinuate nothing," cried the other and sneered. "So madam," he
-turned again to his wife, "this is your choice, eh? You were always a
-pious woman, were you not? You would like to have the approval of the
-Church upon your acts, would you not?" Indescribable was the sarcasm
-upon his lip.
-
-"Really," said the Bishop, "I am seriously annoyed." He looked
-reproachfully at Lady Standish. "Madam," said he, "I came to you, as
-you know, in pure charity, in unsuspecting friendship. I was not
-prepared for this."
-
-"Ha, ha," said Sir Jasper with a hideous laugh. "No, sir, I have no
-doubt you were not prepared for this. Pure, ha--unsuspecting--this is
-pleasant! Be silent, madam, these groans, these crocodile tears have
-no effect upon me. Come, my Lord Bishop, your sanctimonious airs
-cannot take me in. Have I not read your letter? Oh, you have got a
-very fine head of hair, but I know ... _there is a curl missing_! Ha,
-Julia, you should take better care of your love-tokens."
-
-"I vow," said Dr. Thurlow, majestically, "that your behaviour, your
-words are quite beyond my poor comprehension.--Madam, I pity you from
-my heart!--Sir Jasper, sir," folding his arms fiercely, "your servant.
-I wish you good-morning." He strode to the door, his fine legs
-quivering with indignation beneath their purple silk meshes.
-
-"No!" said Sir Jasper, and seized him roughly by the skirts. "No, you
-do not escape me thus!"
-
-"How now!" cried the Bishop, the veins on his forehead swelling, and
-the nostrils of his handsome Roman nose dilating. "Would you lay hands
-upon the Lord's anointed? Let go my coat, Sir Jasper!"
-
-He struck at Sir Jasper's retaining hand with his own plump fist
-clenched in a fashion suggestive of pulpit eloquence.
-
-"Ha! you would, would you?" exclaimed Sir Jasper, and leaped at the
-Episcopal throat.
-
-The next instant, to his intense astonishment, Sir Jasper found himself
-in an iron grip; lifted into the air with an ease against which all his
-resistance was as that of a puppet; shaken till his teeth rattled, and
-deposited on the flat of his back upon the floor.
-
-"Oh, help, help, help!" screamed Lady Standish.
-
-"Really," said the Bishop, "I don't know when I have been so insulted
-in my life. 'Tis the whole Church, sir, the Church of England, the
-State itself, that you have assaulted in my person!"
-
-He stood glaring down on the prostrate foe, breathing heavy rebuke
-through his high dignified nose.
-
-"You have committed blasphemy, simony, sacrilege, rank sacrilege,"
-thundered Dr. Thurlow.
-
-Sir Jasper gathered himself together like a panther, and sprang to his
-feet; like a panther, too, he took two or three stealthy steps and,
-half crouching, measured the muscular Bishop with bloodshot eyes,
-selecting the most vulnerable portion of anatomy. He panted and
-foamed. The air was thick with flying powder.
-
-Lady Standish flung herself between them.
-
-"In mercy, my lord," she cried, "leave us--leave us!"
-
-Here the door opened and butler and delighted footmen burst into the
-room.
-
-The Bishop turned slowly. The grace of his vocation prevailed over the
-mere man.
-
-"May heaven pardon you," he said. "May Heaven pardon you, sir, and
-help you to chasten this gross violence of temper. And you, madam,"
-said he, turning witheringly upon the unfortunate and long-suffering
-lady, "may you learn womanly decorum and circumspection!"
-
-"You shall hear from me again," growled Sir Jasper,
-murderously--"Toombs," cried he to the butler with a snarl, "show the
-Bishop the door!"
-
-The Bishop smiled. He wheeled upon them all a stately back, and with
-short deliberate steps withdrew, taking his cane from the footman with
-a glassy look that petrified Thomas, and refusing Mr. Toombs' proffered
-ministrations as he might have waved aside a cup of poison. "_Vade
-retro Satanas_," he seemed to say; and so departed, leaving his
-pastoral curse voicelessly behind him.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XII
-
-"How beautiful you are!" said Lord Verney.
-
-He was sitting on a stool at Mrs. Bellairs' feet. She had abandoned to
-him one plump taper-fingered hand. The gay little parlour of the Queen
-Square house was full of sunshine and of the screeching ecstasy of
-Mistress Kitty's canary bird.
-
-"How beautiful you are!" said he; it was for the fourth time within the
-half-hour. Conversation between them had languished somehow.
-
-Kitty Bellairs flung a sidelong wistful look upon her lover's
-countenance. His eyes, gazing upwards upon her, devoured her beauty
-with the self-same expression that she had found so entrancing earlier
-in the day. "Deep wells of passion," she had told herself then. Now a
-chill shade of misgiving crept upon her.
-
-"His eyes are like a calf's," she said to herself suddenly.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"How beautiful----" thus he began to murmur once again, when his
-mistress's little hand, twitching impatiently from his grasp, surprised
-him into silence.
-
-"Oh dear! a calf in very truth," thought she. "Baah--baa ooh.... What
-can I have seen in him? 'Twas a sudden pastoral yearning....!"
-
-"May I not hold your hand?" said he, shifting himself to his silken
-knees and pressing against her.
-
-Yet he was a pretty boy and there was a charm undoubted in the
-freshness of this innocence and youth awakening to the first glimmer of
-man's passion.
-
-"Delightful task----" she quoted under her breath, and once more
-vouchsafed him, with a sweep like the poise of a dove, her gentle hand.
-
-As it lay in his brown fingers, she contemplated it with artistic
-satisfaction and played her little digits up and down, admiring the
-shape and colour of the nails, the delicate dimples at the knuckles.
-But Lord Verney's great boy's paw engulfed them all too quickly, and
-his brown eyes never wavered from their devout contemplation of her
-countenance.
-
-"How----"
-
-Mistress Kitty sprang to her feet.
-
-"I vow," she cried, "'tis my hour for the waters, and I had clean
-forgot them!"
-
-She called upon her maid:
-
-"Lydia, child, my hat!--Lord Verney, if it please you, sir, your arm as
-far as the Pump Room." ("At least," she thought to herself, "all Bath
-shall know of my latest conquest")
-
-She tied her hat ribbons under her chin.
-
-"How like you the mode?" said she. And, charmed into smiles again by
-the rosy vision under the black plumes, she flashed round upon him from
-the mirror. "Is it not, perhaps, a thought fly-away? Yet 'tis the
-latest. What says my Verney?"
-
-The poor youth vainly endeavoured to discriminate and criticise.
-
-"It is indeed a very fine hat," said he ... "and there seem to be a
-vast number of feathers upon it." He hesitated, stammered. "Oh, what
-care I for modes! 'Tis you, you----"
-
-"What are you staring at, girl?" cried Mistress Bellairs sharply, to
-her Abigail. "Out with you!"
-
-"Well, my Verney?" said she. "Mercy, how you look, man! Is anything
-wrong with my face?"
-
-She tilted that lovely little piece of perishable bloom innocently
-towards him as she spoke. And the kiss she had read in his eyes landed
-with unprecedented success upon her lips.
-
-"Why, who knows?" thought she, with a little satisfied smile, as she
-straightened her modish hat. "There may be stuff in the lad, after
-all!"
-
-She took his arm. Dazed by his own audacity, he suffered her to lead
-him from the room. They jostled together down the narrow stairs.
-
-"How beautiful you are!" said he; and kissed her again as they reached
-the sombre dark-panelled vestibule.
-
-"Fie!" said she with a shade of testiness and pushed him back, as her
-little black page ran to open the door.
-
-The kiss, like his talk, lacked any heightening of tone--and what of a
-lover's kiss that shows no new ardour, what of a vow of love that has
-no new colour, no fresh imagery? But the trees in Queen Square were
-lightly leafed with pale, golden-green. The sunshine was white-gold,
-the breeze fresh and laughing; the old grey town was decked as with
-garlands of Young Love.
-
-"He is but new to it," she argued against her fleeting doubts, "and he
-is, sure, the prettiest youth in all Bath."
-
-Love and Spring danced in Mistress Kitty's light heart and light heels
-as she tripped forth. And Love and Spring gathered and strove and
-sought outlet in Verney's soul as inevitably, and irresistibly, and
-almost as unconsciously as the sap in the young shoots that swayed
-under the caress of the breeze and amorously unfurled themselves to the
-sunlight.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The Pump Room was cool and dim after the grey stone street upon which
-the young year's sunshine beat as fierce as its youth knew how. The
-water droned its little song as it welled up, faintly steaming.
-
-"Listen to it," quoth Mistress Kitty. "How innocent it sounds, how
-dear it looks!"
-
-With a smile she took the glass transferred to her by Verney, and:
-"Ugh!" said she, "how monstrous horrid it tastes, to be sure! 'Tis, I
-fear," she said, again casting a glance of some anxiety at her new
-lover's countenance, "a symbol of life."
-
-"Yet," said he, "these waters are said to be vastly wholesome."
-
-"Wholesome!" cried Mistress Kitty, sipping again, and again curling her
-nose upwards and the corners of her lips downwards, in an irresistibly
-fascinating grimace. "Wholesome, my lord! Heaven defend us! And what
-is that but the last drop to complete their odiousness! Wholesome,
-sir? I would have you know 'tis not for wholesomeness I drink." She
-put down her glass, undiminished save by the value of a bird's draught.
-"Do I look like a woman who needs to drink waters for 'wholesomeness?'"
-
-"Indeed, no," floundered he in his bewildered way.
-
-"There are social obligations," said she, sententiously. "A widow,
-sir, alone and unprotected, _must_ conform to common usage. And then I
-have another reason, one of pure sentiment."
-
-She cocked her head and fixed her mocking eye upon him.
-
-"My poor Bellairs," said she, "how oft has it not been my pleasure and
-my duty to fill such a glass as this and convey it to his lips? In his
-last years, poor angel, he had quite lost the use of his limbs!"
-
-Lord Verney had no answer appropriate to these tender reminiscences;
-and Mistress Kitty, having, it seemed, sufficiently conformed to the
-usage of Bath, as well as sacrificed to the manes of the departed,
-turned briskly round, and, leaning against a pilaster, began to survey
-the room.
-
-"La! how empty!" quoth she. "'Tis your fault if I am so late, my lord.
-Nobody, I swear, but that Flyte woman, your odious Spicer, sir--ha, and
-old General Tilney. Verily, I believe these dreadful springs have the
-power of keeping such mummies in life long after their proper limit.
-'Tis hardly fair on the rest of the world. Why, the poor thing has
-scarce a sense or a wit left, and yet it walks! Heaven preserve us!
-why, it runs!" she cried suddenly with a little chirp, as the
-unfortunate veteran of Dettingen, escaping from the guiding hands of
-his chairman, started for the door with the uncontrolled trot of
-semi-paralytic senility.
-
-"And that reminds me," said Mistress Kitty, "that Sir George is most
-particular that I should walk five minutes between every glass. Here
-comes your estimable aunt, Lady Maria, and her ear-trumpet, and the
-unfortunate Miss Selina. I protest, with that yellow feather she is
-more like my dear dead Toto than ever.
-
-"Was that your pet name for your husband?" murmured Lord Verney, in a
-strangled whisper.
-
-"Fie, sir!" cried the widow. "My cockatoo--I referred to my cockatoo."
-She sighed profoundly. "I loved him," she said.
-
-He looked at her, uncertain to which of the lamented bipeds she
-referred.
-
-"Selina," cried Lady Maria, in the strident tones of the deaf woman
-persuaded of her own consequence (the voice of your shy deaf one loses
-all sound in her terror of being loud)--"Selina, how often must I tell
-you that you must clip in my glass yourself! Who's that over there?
-Where are my eyeglasses? Who's that, did you say? Mistress Bellairs?
-Humph! And who's she got with her in tow now? Who did you say?
-Louder, child, louder. What makes you mumble so? Who? Verney--Lord
-Verney? Why, that's my nevvy. Tell him to come to me this minute. Do
-you hear, Selina, this minute! I won't have him fall into the net of
-widow Bellairs!"
-
-The cockatoo top-knot nodded vehemently. Poor Miss Selina, agitated
-between consciousness that the whole Pump Room was echoing to Lady
-Maria's sentiments and terror of her patroness, took two steps upon her
-errand, and halted, fluttering. Lord Verney had flushed darkly purple.
-Mistress Kitty hung with yet more affectionate weight upon his arm and
-smiled with sweet unconsciousness. For the moment she was as deaf as
-Lady Maria.
-
-The latter's claw-like hand had now disengaged a long-stemmed eyeglass
-from her laces.
-
-"'Tis indeed," she pronounced in her commanding bass, "my nevvy Verney
-with that vile Bellairs!---Nevvy! Here, I say!--Selina, fool, have you
-gone to sleep?"
-
-An echo, as of titters, began to circle round the Pump Room. The
-painted face of Lady Flyte was wreathed into a smile of peculiar
-significance, as she whispered over her glass to her particular friend
-of the moment, Captain Spicer. This gentleman's pallid visage was
-illumined with a radiance of gratified spite. His lips were pursed as
-though upon a plum of superdelicious gossip. He began to whisper and
-mouthe. Young Squire Greene approached the couple with an eager ear
-and an innocent noddy face that strove to look vastly wise.
-
-"I assure you," mouthed the Captain. "Was I not there?"
-
-"In his bedroom?" cried Lady Flyte, with a shrill laugh.
-
-Lady Maria's cockatoo crest rose more fiercely. It seemed to Kitty
-Bellairs as if she heard the old lady's jaws rattle. It was certain
-that in her wrath she squawked louder than even the late lamented Toto.
-Then Mistress Kitty, who, to say the truth, began to find the scene a
-little beyond enjoyment, felt the young arm upon which she leaned
-stiffen, the young figure beside her rear itself with a new manliness.
-
-"Pray, Mistress Bellairs," said my Lord Verney, he spoke loudly and, to
-her surprise, with perfect facility, even dignity, "will you allow me
-to introduce you to my aunt, Lady Maria Prideaux?--Aunt Maria," said
-he, and his voice rang out finely, imposing a general silence, "let me
-present Mistress Bellairs. This lady has graciously condescended to
-accept me as her future husband. I am the happiest and the most
-honoured of men."
-
-The last sentence he cried out still more emphatically than the rest,
-and then repeated it with his eye on Kitty's suddenly flushed cheek,
-almost in a whisper and with a quiver of strong emotion.
-
-The astounded Mistress Kitty rose from her deep curtesy with a swelling
-heart.
-
-"The dear lad," she said to herself. "The dear, innocent chivalrous
-lad!"
-
-There was almost a dimness in her brilliant black eye. Her emotion was
-of a kind she had never known before: it was almost maternal.
-
-Under stress of sudden genuine emotion, the wit of intrigue in the
-cleverest woman falls in abeyance. Mistress Bellairs found no word out
-of the new situation.
-
-Lady Maria's deafness had increased to an alarming extent.
-
-"Gratified, I'm sure," she mumbled, stuck out her dry hand and withdrew
-it before Mistress Bellairs had time to touch it.
-
-"My future wife," bawled the budding peer, in his aged relative's ear.
-
-It was curious to note how old Lady Maria seemed suddenly to have
-become. Huddled in herself she nodded vacantly at her nephew.
-
-"Thank ye for asking, child," said she, "but the waters try me a good
-deal."
-
-Lord Verney attempted another shout in vain.
-
-"So Sir George says," remarked my lady.
-
-"'Tis the very eye of my poor dear Toto," thought Mistress Bellairs.
-
-Lord Verney looked round in despair. Miss Selina thought him monstrous
-handsome and gallant, and her poor old-maid's heart warmed to the lover
-in him. She approached Lady Maria and gently lifted her trumpet.
-
-Lady Maria, glad enough of a diversion, applied it to her ear with
-unwonted affability.
-
-"What is it, my dear? Any sign of the Duchess?"
-
-"Your nephew," said Miss Selina in modest accents, "your nephew, my
-Lord Verney, wishes to inform you that he is about to contract a
-matrimonial alliance with the lady he has just introduced to you."
-
-Miss Selina blushed behind the mouthpiece as she made this
-announcement. Then she cried: "Oh," with an accent of suffering, for
-Lady Maria had rapped her over the knuckles with the instrument.
-
-"Matrimonial fiddlesticks!" said Lord Verney's aunt. "Selina, you're a
-perfect fool!--Madam," remarked the wraith of the departed cockatoo,
-inclining her crest with much dignity towards the blooming Kitty, "I
-wish you good-morning."
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XIII
-
-There must have been a curious magic in the words, "My future wife,"
-for no sooner had he pronounced them than Lord Verney became several
-inches taller, a distinct span broader and quite unreasonably older.
-In fact, from boyhood he had stepped to man's estate. He looked down
-protectingly at the little woman hanging on his arm. The seriousness
-of responsibility settled upon his brow.
-
-"Ah! Verney," quoth Mr. Stafford, flicking a hot brow, as he dashed in
-out of the sunshine, powdered with white dust from his walk and still
-bubbling with laughter. "Ah, Verney, playing butterfly in the golden
-hours while other fellows toil in the sweat of their brow! Jingo! lad,
-but you've lit on the very rose of the garden.--Mistress Kitty
-Bellairs, I kiss your hand."
-
-At this Mistress Kitty felt her future lord's arm press her fingers to
-his ribs, while he straightened his youthful back.
-
-"Mr. Stafford," began he in solemn tones, "this lady----"
-
-But she, knowing what was coming, interrupted ruthlessly.
-
-"And pray, Mr. Stafford," quoth she, cocking her head at him with those
-birdlike airs and graces that were as natural to her as to any mincing
-dove--Mistress Kitty being of those that begin by making eyes in their
-nurses' arms, before they can speak, and end in a modish lace nightcap
-for the benefit of the doctor--"and whence may you come so late, and
-thus heated?"
-
-"Whence?" cried Mr. Stafford, and overcome by the humour of his
-recollections, roused the solemn echoes of the Pump Room by his jovial
-laugh. "Ah, you may well ask! from the merriest meeting it has ever
-been my fate to attend. Oh, the face of him in his chair, between his
-gout and his temper! And fire-eating Jasper all for bullets; and old
-Foulks' teeth ready to drop out of his head at the indecorousness of it
-all!--Spicer, man, aha! hold me up.--Oh, madam," cried Mr. Stafford,
-wiping tears of ecstasy from his eyes and leaning as unceremoniously
-against Spicer as if the latter's lank figure were a pilaster specially
-intended for his support--"oh, madam, I could make you laugh had I the
-breath left for it."
-
-"Indeed," cried Mistress Kitty, plunging in again, as it became evident
-to her that Lord Verney, with the gentle obstinacy that was part of his
-character, was once more preparing to make his nuptial statement. "Mr.
-Stafford, please speak then, for in sooth it seems to me a vastly long
-time since I have laughed."
-
-"Gad! you actually make me curious," put in Mr. Stafford's prop.
-
-"Oh dear, oh dear!" sighed Mr. Stafford, in a fresh fit, "ha, ha! By
-the way, Verney, weren't you also to have walked with the jealous
-husband this morning!--Ah, by the same token, and you too, Spicer?
-Gad. I'm glad you didn't, for if either of you had put lead in him I'd
-have missed the best joke of the season. Gad, I may say so. He, he,
-aha-ha, ho, ho!"
-
-"Mr. Stafford," said my Lord Verney, as solemn as any owl, while
-Mistress Kitty, caught by the infection of the genial Stafford's mirth,
-tittered upon his arm, "I have deeper reason than you think of to
-rejoice that the absurd misunderstanding was cleared up between Sir
-Jasper and myself. This lady and I----"
-
-"Oh dear, the joke, the joke!" cried Mistress Bellairs, with loud
-impatience, and stamped her little foot.
-
-"Oh, my fair Bellairs," gasped Mr. Stafford, "had you but been there to
-share it with me!"
-
-"This lady----" quoth Lord Verney.
-
-"I wish indeed I had been!" cried she. And in very truth she did.
-
-"Mrs. Bellairs," said the determined lover, "has consented to make me
-the happiest of men."
-
-"Eh?" cried Mr. Stafford, and stopped on the edge of another guffaw.
-
-Mistress Kitty cast down her eyelids. She felt she looked demure and
-almost bashful, and she hated herself in this character.
-
-Mr. Stafford was one of the thirty-seven lovers of whom the lady had
-spoken so confidently, and as such was far from realising the solemn
-meaning of Lord Verney's announcement.
-
-"Ah, madam," cried he reproachfully, "is't not enough to keep me for
-ever in Hades, must you needs add to my torture by showing me another
-in Paradise? But, my little Verney," he went on, turning
-good-naturedly to his young rival, "it is but fair to warn you that you
-will be wise to pause before getting yourself measured for your halo:
-the Paradise of this lady's favour is (alack, do I not know it?) of
-most precarious tenure."
-
-"This lady, sir," said Lord Verney, with rigid lips, "has promised to
-be my wife."
-
-It was fortunate that Mr. Stafford had a prop: under the shock he
-staggered. Man of the world as he was, the most guileless astonishment
-was stamped on his countenance.
-
-Oh, how demure looked Mistress Kitty!
-
-Spicer, a trifle yellow, became effusive in congratulations which were
-but coldly received by his patron.
-
-"Ah, Kitty," whispered Mr. Stafford in Mistress Bellairs' shell-like
-ear, "do you like them so tender-green? Why, my dear, the lad's chin
-is as smooth as your own. What pleasantry is this?"
-
-Kitty scraped her little foot and hung her head. Mistress Kitty coy!
-And yon poor innocent with his air of proprietorship--'twas a most
-humorous spectacle!
-
-"I'm sure, Verney," cried Mr. Stafford, "I wish you joy, ha, ha! with
-all my heart! And you madam, he, he!--forgive me, friends--the thought
-of Sir Jasper's duel is still too much for me. Ha, ha! Support me,
-Spicer."
-
-"She'll marry him, she'll marry him," cried Spicer with bilious
-vindictiveness, looking over his shoulder at the couple, as they moved
-away.
-
-"Marry him!--never she!" cried Stafford. "Kitty's no fool. Why, man,
-the little demon wouldn't have _me_! She loves her liberty and her
-pleasures too well. Did you not see? She could not look up for fear
-of showing the devilment in her eye. Cheerily, cheerily, my gallant
-Captain!" cried the spark, and struck the reedy shoulders that had
-buttressed him, in contemptuous good-natured valediction. "You need
-not yet cast about for a new greenhorn to subsist upon."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mistress Kitty, glancing up at her Calf, found, something to her
-astonishment and further displeasure, a new expression in his eyes.
-Ardour had been superseded by an unseasonable gravity.
-
-"The creature is a complete menagerie!" she thought to herself,
-indignantly. "I vow he looks like nothing but an owl in the twilight!"
-
-They wandered together from the Pump Room on to the Abbey Flags, and
-so, slowly, into the cool and shady Orange Grove; and in a sequestered
-spot they sat them down on a stone bench.
-
-"When a man," said he, "has been, as I have, brought face to face,
-within the space of one short morning, with the great events of
-existence, Death and Love, how hollow and how unworthy do the mock joys
-and griefs of Society appear to him!"
-
-"Oh la!" said she. "You alarm me. And when did you see Death, my
-lord?"
-
-"Why," said he, with his innocent gravity, "had you not intervened, my
-dearest dear, between Sir Jasper and me, this morning, who knows what
-might have happened?"
-
-"Oh, that!" said she, and her lip curled.
-
-"Ay," said he, "where should I be now, Kitty? The thought haunts me in
-the midst of my great happiness. Had I killed Sir Jasper, could I have
-looked upon myself other than as a murderer?"
-
-"Oh, fie, fie," interpolated his mistress impatiently, "who ever thinks
-of such things in little matters of honour!"
-
-In her heart she told herself that the young man showed a prodigious
-want of _savoir-vivre_. In all candour he proceeded to display a still
-greater lack of that convenient quality.
-
-"On the other hand, had I fallen, and that indeed was the more likely
-contingency, it being my first affair of the kind, I tremble to think
-in what state my soul would have appeared before its Maker." His voice
-quivered a moment.
-
-"My Lord Verney," cried Kitty, turning upon him a most distressed
-countenance, "you have no idea how you shock me!"
-
-And indeed he had not.
-
-He took her distress for the sweetest womanly sympathy, and was
-emboldened to further confidence.
-
-"I blush to tell you," he said, "that since I came to this gay Society
-of Bath, my life has not been all my conscience could approve of. The
-pious practices, the earnest principles of life so sedulously
-inculcated in me by my dear mother, have been but too easily cast
-aside."
-
-"Oh dear!" cried Kitty in accents of yet greater pain.
-
-"When we are married, my dear love," pursued Lord Verney, quietly
-encircling his mistress's little waist with his arm as he spoke, but,
-absorbed as he was in his virtuous reflections, omitting to infuse any
-ardour into his embrace, "we shall not seek the brilliant world. We
-shall find all our happiness with each other, shall we not? Oh, how
-welcome my dear mother will make you at Verney Hall! It has always
-been her dream that I should marry early and settle on the estate."
-
-Little shivers ran down Kitty's spine. "Is it your intention to live
-with your mother when you are married?" she faltered, and leaned weakly
-against the inert arm.
-
-Enthusiastically he cried that the best of mothers and he could never
-be parted long.
-
-"Oh, how you will love her!" he said, looking fondly at the Kitty of
-his imagination.
-
-"From your tenderest years she sedulously inculcated in you earnest
-principles and pious practices, did she not?" murmured the Kitty of
-reality, with what was almost a moan.
-
-"She did indeed," cried the youth.
-
-Mistress Kitty closed her eyes and let her head droop upon his shoulder.
-
-"I fear I am going to have the vapours," said she.
-
-"'Tis, maybe, the spring heats," said he, and made as if he would rise.
-
-"Maybe," said Mistress Kitty, becoming so limp all at once that he was
-forced to tighten his clasp. He glanced at her now in some alarm. She
-half opened bright eyes, and glimmered a languid little smile at him.
-
-"At least," thought the widow, "if we must part (and part we must, my
-Calf and I) we shall part on a sweet moment. What--in a bower, every
-scent, every secret bird and leaf and sunbeam of which calls on thought
-of love, and I by his side--he to prate of his mother! An at least he
-does not bleat of my beauty again, my name is not Kitty!"
-
-She sighed and closed her eyes. The delicate face lay but a span from
-his lips.
-
-"I fear indeed you are faint," said he with solicitude. "My mother has
-a sovereign cordial against such weakness."
-
-Mistress Bellairs sat up very energetically for a fainting lady.
-
-"Your mother..." she began with a flash of her eye, then checked
-herself abruptly. "Adieu, Verney," said she, and stretched out her
-hand to him.
-
-"Adieu!" he repeated, all bewilderment.
-
-"Ay," said she, "there chimes the Abbey its silly old air. How long
-have I been with you, sir, alone? Fie, fie, and must I not think of my
-reputation?"
-
-"Surely, as my future wife..." said he.
-
-"Why then the more reason," she said, cutting him short; "must I not
-show myself duly discreet? Think of your lady mother! Come, sir, take
-your leave."
-
-A moment she was taunting; a moment all delicious smiles.
-
-"I'll make him bleat!" she thought, and stamped her foot upon it.
-
-"As far as your door?" said he.
-
-"Not a step," she vowed. "Come, sir, adieu."
-
-He took her hand; bent and kissed her sedately.
-
-"I will," said he, "go write the news to my mother."
-
-"Oh go!" said she, and turned on her heel with a flounce and was out of
-his sight, round the corner of an ally, with a whisk and flutter of
-tempestuous petticoats, before his slow boy's wits had time to claim
-the moment for the next meeting.
-
-There were actually tears in Mistress Kitty's eyes as she struck the
-gravel with her cane. She rubbed her cherry lips where his kiss had
-rested with a furious hand.
-
-"'Twas positively matrimonial," she cried within herself, with angry
-double-threaded reminiscence--"the Calf! Did ever woman spend a more
-ridiculous hour--and in Heaven's name, what's to be done?"
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XIV
-
-Denis O'Hara appropriately lived in Gay Street. As all the world
-knows, Gay Street runs steeply from the green exclusiveness of Queen
-Square, to the lofty elegance, the columnal solemnity of the King's
-Circus. Being a locality of the most fashionable, Gay Street was apt
-to be deserted enough at those hours when Fashion, according to the
-unwritten laws of Bath, foregathered in other quarters.
-
-Towards eight o'clock of the evening of the day after his duel with Sir
-Jasper, Mr. Denis O'Hara, seated at his open window, disconsolate in a
-very gorgeous dressing-gown and a slight fever fit, found it indeed so
-damnably deserted that the sight of a sedan-chair and two toiling
-chairmen coming up the incline became quite an object of interest to
-him.
-
-"To be sure," thought he, "don't I know it's only some old hen being
-joggled home to roost, after losing sixpence and her temper at piquet?
-But what's to prevent me beguiling myself for a bit by dreaming of some
-lovely young female coming to visit me in me misfortune? Sure it's the
-rats those fellows are, that not one of them would keep me company
-to-night! There's nobody like your dear friends for smelling out an
-empty purse. Musha!" said Mr. O'Hara, putting his head out of the
-window, "if the blessed ould chair isn't stopping at me own door!"
-
-A bell pealing through the house confirmed his observation.
-
-"It's a woman! By the powers, it's a woman! Tim, Tim, ye devil!"
-roared Mr. O'Hara, "come to me this minute, or I'll brain ye."
-
-Conscious of his invalid _negligé_, he rose in his chair; but,
-curiosity proving stronger than decorum, was unable to tear himself
-from his post of vantage at the window.
-
-"Oh! the doaty little foot!" he cried in rapture, as arched pink-silk
-instep and a brocade slipper of daintiest proportion emerged, in a
-little cloud of lace, from the dim recesses of the chair, upon his
-delighted vision.
-
-He turned for a moment to bellow again into the room:
-
-"Tim, you limb of Satan, where are you at all? Sure, I'm not fit to be
-seen by any lady, let alone such a foot as that!"
-
-When he popped his head once more through the window, only the chairmen
-occupied the street.
-
-"It's for the ground floor, of course; for the French marquis," said
-O'Hara, and sat down, feeling as flat as a pancake.
-
-The next instant a knock at the door sent the quick blood flying to the
-red head. The "limb of Satan," more generally known as Tim Mahoney, an
-ingratiating, untidy fellow, with a cunning leer and a coaxing manner,
-stood ogling his master on the threshold; then he jerked with his thumb
-several times over his shoulder, and grinned with exquisite enjoyment.
-
-"What is it?" said O'Hara fiercely.
-
-Tim winked, and jerked his thumb once more.
-
-"Speak, ye ugly divil, or by heavens I'll spoil your beauty for you!"
-
-"Your sisther!" cried Tim, with a rumbling subterraneous laugh.
-
-"Me sisther, man?"
-
-"Ay, yer honour," said the scamp, who, as O'Hara's foster-brother, was
-well aware that his master boasted no such gentle tie. "Sure she's
-heard your honour's wounded, and she's come to visit you. 'I'm Misther
-O'Hara's sister,' says she----"
-
-"And am I not?" cried a sweet voice behind him, "or, if not, at least a
-very, very dear cousin, and, in any case, I must see Mr. O'Hara at
-once, and alone."
-
-"To be sure," cried O'Hara, eagerly rising in every way to the
-situation, and leaping forward. "Show in the lady, you villain!--Oh,
-my darling!" cried the Irishman, opening generous arms, "but I am glad
-to see ye!--Tim, you scoundrel, shut the door behind you!"
-
-The visitor was much enveloped, besides being masked. But there was
-not a moment's hesitation in the ardour of Mr. O'Hara's welcome.
-
-"Sir, sir!" cried a faint voice from behind the folds of lace, "what
-conduct is this?"
-
-"Oh, sisther darling, sure, me heart's been hungering for you! Another
-kiss, me dear, dear cousin!"
-
-"Mr. O'Hara!" cried Mistress Bellairs, in tones of unmistakable
-indignation; tore off her mask, and stood with panting bosom and fiery
-eye.
-
-"Tare and ages!" exclaimed the ingenuous Irishman. "If it isn't me
-lovely Kitty!"
-
-"Mistress Bellairs, if you please, Mr. O'Hara," said the lady with
-great dignity. "I am glad to see, sir, that that other passion of
-which I have heard so much has not interfered with the strength of your
-family affections."
-
-She sat down, and fanned herself with her mask, and, looking haughtily
-round the room, finally fixed her gaze, with much interest, upon the
-left branch of the chandelier.
-
-For a second, Mr. O'Hara's glib tongue seemed at a loss; but it was
-only for a second. With a graceful movement he gathered the skirts of
-his fine-flowered damask dressing-gown more closely over the puce satin
-small clothes, which, he was sadly conscious, were not in their first
-freshness, besides bearing the trace of one over-generous bumper of
-what he was fond of calling the ruby-wine. Then, sinking on one knee,
-he began to pour a tender tale into the widow's averted ear.
-
-"And it's the fine ninny ye must think me, Kitty darling--I beg your
-pardon, darling; ma'am it shall be, though I vow to see ye toss your
-little head like that, and set all those elegant little curls dancing,
-is enough to make anyone want to start you at it again. Oh, sure, it's
-the divine little ear you have, but, be jabers, Kitty, if it's the back
-of your neck you want to turn on me--there now, if I was to be shot for
-it, I couldn't help it--with the little place there just inviting my
-lips."
-
-"Keep your kisses for your sister, sir, or your cousin!"
-
-"What in the world---- And d'ye think I didn't know you?"
-
-"A likely tale!"
-
-"May I die this minute if I didn't know you before ever you were out of
-the ould chair!"
-
-"Pray, sir," with an angry titter, "how will even your fertile wits
-prove that?"
-
-"Sure, didn't I see the little pink foot of you step out, and didn't I
-know it before ever it reached the ground?"
-
-"Lord forgive you!" said Mistress Kitty gravely. But a dimple peeped.
-
-He had now possessed himself of her hand, which he was caressing with
-the touch of the tentative lover, tenderer than a woman's, full of mute
-cajoling inquiry.
-
-"I hope the Lord may forgive me for setting up and worshipping an idol.
-I believe there's something against that in the commandments, darling,
-but sure, maybe, old Moses wouldn't have been so hard on those
-Israelites if they'd had the gumption to raise a pretty woman in the
-midst of them, instead of an old gilt Calf."
-
-At this word, Mistress Kitty gave a perceptible start.
-
-"Oh, dear," said she, "never, never speak to me of that dreadful animal
-again! Oh, Denis," she said, turning upon him for the first time her
-full eyes, as melting and as pathetic just then as it was in their
-composition to look, "I am in sad, sad trouble, and I don't know what
-to do!"
-
-Here she produced a delicate handkerchief, and applied it to her
-eyelashes, which she almost believed herself had become quite moist.
-
-"Me jewel!" cried Mr. O'Hara, preparing to administer the first form of
-consolation that occurred to him.
-
-"Be quiet," said Mistress Kitty testily. "Get up, sir! I have to
-consult you. There, there, sit down. Oh, I am in earnest, and this is
-truly serious."
-
-Mr. O'Hara, though with some reluctance, obeyed. He drew his chair as
-near to the widow's as she would permit him, and pursed his lips into
-gravity.
-
-"You know my Lord Verney," began the fascinating widow.
-
-"I do," interrupted the irrepressible Irishman, "and a decent quiet lad
-he is, though, devil take him, he makes so many bones about losing a
-few guineas at cards that one would think they grew on his skin!"
-
-"Hush," said she. "_I can't abide him!_"
-
-Mr. O'Hara half started from his armchair.
-
-"Say but the word," said he, "and I'll run him through the ribs as neat
-as----"
-
-"Oh, be quiet," cried the lady, in much exasperation. "How can you
-talk like that when all the world knows he is to be my husband!"
-
-"Your husband!" Mr. O'Hara turned an angry crimson to the roots of his
-crisp red hair. Then he stopped, suffocating.
-
-"But I don't _want_ to marry him, you gaby," cried Mistress Kitty, with
-a charming smile.
-
-Her lover turned white, and leaned back against the wing of his great
-chair. The physician had blooded him that morning by way of mending
-him for his loss of the previous night, and he felt just a little shaky
-and swimming. Mistress Kitty's eye became ever more kindly as it
-marked those flattering signs of emotion.
-
-"The noodle," said she vindictively, "mistook the purport of some
-merely civil words, and forthwith went about bleating to all Bath that
-he and I were to be wed."
-
-"I'll soon stop his mouth for him," muttered Mr. O'Hara, moved to less
-refinement of diction than he usually affected. "Oh, Kitty," said he,
-and wiped his pale brow, "sure, it's the terrible fright you've given
-me!"
-
-Here Mistress Bellairs became suddenly and inexplicably agitated.
-
-"You don't understand," said she, and stamped her foot. "Oh, how can I
-explain? How are people so stupid! I was obliged to go to his rooms
-this morning--a pure matter of friendship, sir, on behalf of my Lady
-Standish. Who would have conceived that the calf would take it for
-himself and think it was for _his_ sake I interfered between him and
-that madman, Sir Jasper! 'Tis very hard," cried Mistress Kitty, "for a
-lone woman to escape calumny, and now there is my Lord Verney, after
-braying it to the whole of Bath, this moment writing to his
-insufferable old mother. And there is that cockatoo aunt of his
-looking out her most ancient set of garnets and strass for a
-wedding-gift. And, oh dear, oh dear; what _am_ I to do?"
-
-She turned over the back of her chair, to hide her face in her
-pocket-handkerchief. In a twinkling, O'Hara was again at her feet.
-
-"Soul of my soul, pulse of my heart!" cried he. "Sure, don't cry,
-Kitty darling, I'll clear that little fellow out of your way before you
-know where you are."
-
-"Indeed, sir," she said, flashing round upon him with a glance
-surprisingly bright, considering her woe. "And is that how you would
-save my reputation? No, I see there's nothing for it," said Mistress
-Kitty with sudden composure, folding up her handkerchief deliberately,
-and gazing up again at the chandelier with the air of an early martyr,
-"there's nothing for it but to pay the penalty of my good-nature and go
-live at Verney Hall between my virtuous Lord Verney and that paragon of
-female excellence and domestic piety, his mother."
-
-"Now, by Saint Peter," cried O'Hara, springing to his feet, "if I have
-to whip you from under his nose at the very altar, and carry you away
-myself, I'll save you from that, me darling!"
-
-"Say you so?" cried the lady with alacrity. "Then, indeed, sir," she
-proceeded with sweetest coyness, and pointed her dimple at him, "I'll
-not deny but what I thought you could help me, when I sought you
-to-night. There was a letter, sir," she said, "which yester morning I
-received. 'Twas signed by a lock of hair----"
-
-"Ah, Kitty!" cried the enraptured and adoring Irishman, once more
-extending wide his arms.
-
-"Softly, sir," said she, eluding him. "Let us to business."
-
- * * * * *
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XV
-
-"But you must understand," said the lady, "that you carry me off
-against my will."
-
-"To be sure," said he. "Isn't poor Denis O'Hara to run away with you
-merely to save your reputation?"
-
-"So if I scream, sir, and give you a scratch or two, you will bear me
-no malice?"
-
-"Bear you malice, is it?" said he, stopping to kiss each finger-tip of
-the hand which he contrived somehow should never be long out of his
-clasp. "Me darling, sure, won't I love to feel your little pearls of
-nails on my cheek?"
-
-"And spare no expense upon chaise or horses," said she.
-
-"Eh?" cried Mr. O'Hara, while a certain vagueness crept into his gaze.
-"Me dear love, the best that money can produce--that money can
-produce," said Mr. O'Hara, and his eye rolled under the stress and
-strain of an inward calculation: ("There's my grandfather's watch; I'm
-afeared the works are not up to the gold case, but it might run to four
-guineas. And there's my jewelled snuff-box that the Chevalier gave my
-father--no dash it, that's gone! There's my silver-hilted sword--I
-could exchange it for a black one and perhaps five guineas. And
-there's my three sets of Mechlin...")
-
-While he cogitated, the lady smiled upon him with gentle raillery; then
-she popped her hand in her pocket and drew forth a well-filled case.
-
-"And did you think," said she, laying the case on the table, "that I
-would have the face to ask a _rich_ lover to elope with me?"
-
-"Faith," said he, pursuing now aloud his silent addition, "there's the
-gold punch-bowl, too! I vowed as long as I'd a drop to mix in it I'd
-never part with the thing; but, sure, I little guessed what was in
-store for me--that will make twenty guineas or more. Put up your
-money, Kitty; I'll not consent to be paid for carrying you off,
-except," said he, "by your sweet lips."
-
-"Now listen, sir," she cried, lifting up her finger, "you're a poor
-man."
-
-"I am that," said he.
-
-"And I," said she, "am a rich woman."
-
-"Oh!" cried he, "Kitty, my darling, and sure that's the last thing in
-the world I'd ever be thinking of now. When I laid my heart at your
-feet, my dear, 'twas for your own sweet sake, with never a thought of
-the lucre. What's money to me," said he, snapping his fingers, "not
-_that_, Kitty darling! I despise it. Why," he went on with his
-charming infectious smile, "I never had a gold piece in my pocket yet,
-but it burned a hole in it."
-
-She listened to him with a curious expression, half contemptuous, half
-tender. Then she nodded.
-
-"I well believe you," said she. "Come, come Denis, don't be a fool.
-Since the money is there, and we know for what purpose, what matters it
-between you and me who puts it down."
-
-"Ah," he cried, with a sort of shame, abandoning his light tone for one
-of very real emotion, "you're an angel! I'm not worthy of you, but
-I'll try, Kitty, I'll try."
-
-The lady looked slightly embarrassed.
-
-"I protest, sir; I cannot have you going on your knees again," she
-cried sharply, "and it's getting late, and the business is settled, I
-think."
-
-"Leave it to me," said he; "sure, I could do it blindfold."
-
-"Have the post-chay at the corner of Bond Street and Quiet Street, 'tis
-the darkest in Bath, I think."
-
-"Ay, and the relay at Devizes, for we'll have to push the first stage."
-
-"And after?" said she, and looked at him doubtingly.
-
-"And after that--London. And sure I know an old boy in Covent Garden
-that will marry us in a twinkle."
-
-She nibbled her little finger. The rapture evoked on his countenance
-by this last prospect was not reflected upon hers.
-
-"But you forget," said she, "that I am to be abducted against my will,
-and what will people say if I marry you at the end of the journey
-without more ado?"
-
-"Oh, faith," said he, without a shade of uneasiness, "shouldn't I be a
-poor fellow if I did not contrive to persuade you on the way? And
-then, what would the world say if you did not marry me after travelling
-all night with such a wild Irish devil? Sure," said he, with a wink,
-"what else could a poor woman do to save her reputation?"
-
-"True," said she, musingly, and tapped her teeth.
-
-She tied on her mask once more and drew up her hood, passive, in her
-mood of deep reflection, to his exuberant demonstrations. At the door
-she paused and looked back at him, her eyes strangely alluring through
-the black velvet peep-hole, her red lips full of mysterious promise
-beneath the black lace fall.
-
-"And I never asked," said she, in a melting tone, "after your wound?
-Does it hurt you? Will you be able, think you, to face the fatigues
-to-morrow night?"
-
-"Ah, I have but one complaint, Kitty," he cried, "and that's my mortal
-passion for you. And when a man's weak with love," he said, "sure it's
-then he's the strength of twenty."
-
-"Not a step further," said she, "than this door. Think of the chairmen
-and Bath gossip. Good-night."
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XVI
-
-"And now, child, what's the town talk?" said Mistress Bellairs.
-
-The nights were chilly, and a log crackled on the hearth. Kitty, in
-the most charming _déshabillé_, stretched a pink slippered foot airily
-towards the blaze.
-
-"La, ma'am," said Miss Lydia, as with nervous fingers she uncoiled one
-powdered roll and curl after another, "all the morning the gossip was
-upon Sir Jasper's meeting with Colonel Villiers at Hammer's Fields.
-And all the afternoon----" she paused and poised a brush.
-
-"All the afternoon? Speak, child. You know," said her mistress
-piously, "that I had to spend my evening by the side of a dear sick
-friend."
-
-"Well, ma'am," said the maid, "the talk is all about your own marriage
-with the young Lord Verney."
-
-"Mercy, girl," cried the lady with a little scream, "you needn't hit my
-head so hard with those bristles! What's taken you? And what do
-people think of that?"
-
-"Why, ma'am," said the Abigail, wielding her brush more tenderly, and
-permitting her irritation to betray itself only in the sharp snap of
-her voice, "my Lord Verney's man says he pities anyone that will have
-to go and live with her old la'ship at Verney Hall."
-
-"Ha!" said Kitty, and gave herself a congratulatory smile in the
-handglass.
-
-"And Mr. Burrell, ma'am, that's Lady Maria's butler, and a wise old
-gentleman he is, he says the marriage'll never take place, ma'am, for
-neither his own la'ship, nor the lady at Verney Hall, would allow of
-it, ma'am."
-
-"Oh, indeed?" exclaimed Mistress Bellairs, stiffening herself, "that's
-all they know about it! Lydia, you untruthful, impertinent girl, how
-dare you tell me such a story?"
-
-"I'm sure I beg your pardon, ma'am," said Lydia, sniffing. "I'm sure I
-up and told Mr. Burrell that if you'd set your heart on wedding such a
-poor ninny as Lord Verney--I beg pardon, ma'am, I'm sure he'll be a
-very nice young nobleman, when his beard begins to grow--'twas not
-likely a deaf old cat like his mistress could prevent him. And I told
-Lord Verney's man, ma'am--and an impudent fellow he is--that you'd soon
-teach the dowager her place, once you were mistress in Verney Hall."
-
-"Well, well," said the lady, mollified, "and what says the rest of your
-Bath acquaintance?"
-
-"Squire Juniper's head coachman says his master'll drink himself to
-death, as sure as eggs, on the day that sees you another's, ma'am.
-He's been taking on terrible with Madeira ever since he's heard the
-news. And the Marquis' running footman, he says 'that Lady Flyte'll
-have it all her own way with his lordship now, and mores the pity,
-for,' says he, 'her la'ship's not fit to hold a candle to the widow';
-excuse the language, he knows no better, his strength is mostly in his
-legs, ma'am. And Mr. Stafford's jockey says, ma'am, that in his
-opinion you're a lady as will never be drove again in double harness."
-
-"Did he say so, indeed!" said Mistress Bellairs, reflectively. "Well,
-my good creature, and what say you?"
-
-"La!" said the maid, and the brush trembled over her mistress's curls,
-"I say, ma'am, that if you was to make such a sacrifice, you so young,
-and lovely, and so much admired, I humbly hopes you might pick out
-someone livelier than my Lord Verney."
-
-"Now, whom," said Mistress Bellairs, in a tone of good-humoured banter,
-"would you choose, I wonder? What would you say to the Marquis, Lydia?"
-
-"Oh, ma'am! His lordship is a real nobleman--as the prize-fighters all
-say--and a better judge in the cockpit, Mr. Bantam, the trainer, says,
-never breathed, drunk or sober; and no doubt when he's sober, ma'am,
-he'd make as good a husband as most."
-
-"Well, well, girl, enough of him. What of Mr. Stafford, now?"
-
-"Oh, Mr. Stafford, ma'am, that's a comely gentleman; not one bit of
-padding under his stockings, and an eye 'twould wheedle the very heart
-out of one's bosom! And, no doubt, if you ever thought of him, ma'am,
-you'd see that he paid off the little French milliner handsome. He's a
-very constant gentleman," said Miss Lydia, with a suspicion of spite.
-
-"Pooh," cried the lady, and pushed her chair away from the fire, "what
-nonsense you do talk! And pray what thinks your wisdom of Mr. O'Hara?"
-
-"Lud! ma'am," cried the guileless maiden, "that's the gentleman as was
-found behind Lady Standish's curtains."
-
-"If you were not a perfect idiot," cried the widow, "you would not
-repeat _that_ absurd tale, much less expect me to believe it. Mr.
-O'Hara has never even spoken to Lady Standish."
-
-The unusual warmth in her mistress's tone struck the girl's sharp wits.
-She glanced quickly at the lady's reflection in the glass, and made no
-reply.
-
-"Come," said Mistress Bellairs, "what else have you against him? Is he
-not handsome, child?"
-
-"Why, ma'am, handsome enough for such as like red hair."
-
-"And merry, and good company?"
-
-"Oh, ma'am, none better, as half the rogues in Bath know."
-
-"Tush--you mean he is good-natured, I suppose?"
-
-"He never said 'no' in his life, ma'am, I do believe, to man or woman."
-
-"Well, then?" cried her mistress testily.
-
-"And generous," gabbled Lydia, charmed by the cloud she beheld
-gathering on the brow reflected in the glass, "open-handed, ma'am. Mr.
-Mahoney--that queer peculiar servant of his--many a time he's told me,
-ma'am, that his only way to keep his wages for himself, and seldom he
-sees the sight of them, is to spend them at once, for his good master
-is that free-handed, ma'am, he'd give the coat off his servant's back."
-
-"I'm quite aware," said the lady loftily, "that Mr. O'Hara's estates in
-Ireland are slightly embarrassed."
-
-"I don't know what they call it, ma'am," cried Lydia shrilly. "It's
-not a ha'porth of rent the old lord's seen these twelve months. Last
-year they lived on the pictures. And now it's the plate, I'm told.
-But, indeed, ma'am, as Mr. Mahoney says, what does it matter to a gay
-gentleman like Mr. O'Hara? Sure, he's the sort, as he says to me only
-yesterday, that would come to a fortune on Monday and be sending to the
-pawnshop on Saturday."
-
-"You may go to bed, Lydia," cried Mistress Bellairs, rising hastily;
-"you've half deafened me with your chatter."
-
-Left alone the little lady sat down by the fire in a melancholy mood.
-
-"The sort that would come to a fortune on Monday, and be sending to the
-pawnshop on Saturday.... I'm afraid it's true. Yet, I believe, he
-loves me, poor Denis! I vow," she said to herself, "'tis the only one
-of them all that I could _endure_. Yes, I could endure Denis, vastly
-well ... for a while at least. And now," said she, "what's to be done!
-Oh, I'd be loath to baulk him of the pleasure of running away with me!
-'tis the only decent way indeed of breaking with my Lord Verney. And
-it certainly struck me that Master Stafford was mighty cool upon the
-matter. I've been too quiet of late, and that odious Bab Flyte thinks
-she can have everything her own way.... But, I'll be rescued," she
-said, "at Devizes--I shall have to be rescued at Devizes. My poor
-dear; he may be happy at least for an hour or two ... as far as
-Devizes!"
-
-Her brow cleared; the dimples began to play.
-
-"We shall see," she smiled more broadly, "if we cannot prod his
-Calfship into a night trot. 'Twill do his education a vastness of
-service.... But the poor creature," she reflected further, "is scarce
-to be depended on. Who knows whether his mother would approve of his
-breathing the night air.... I must," Mistress Kitty's pretty forehead
-became once more corrugated under the stress of profound thought--"I
-must," she murmured, "have another string to my bow, or my sweet O'Hara
-will marry me after all. Dear fellow, how happy we should be from
-Monday ... till Saturday! Who? Who, shall it be? ... My Lord Marquis
-might take the _rôle_ in earnest and spoil my pretty fellow's beauty.
-Squire Juniper? He would sure be drunk. And Master Stafford? Oh,
-_he_ may stay with the French milliner for me!"
-
-Suddenly the lady's perplexed countenance became illumined. "Sir
-Jasper?" she said. "Sir Jasper--the very man! The good Julia--I owe
-it to her to bring matters to an _éclaircissement_. And, Sir
-Jasper--oh, he richly deserves a midnight jolt, for 'tis owing to his
-monstrous jealousy that I am put to all this trouble. 'Twill be a fine
-thing indeed," thought Mistress Bellairs with a burst of self-satisfied
-benevolence, "if I can demonstrate to Sir Jasper, once for all, the
-folly into which this evil passion may lead a man."
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XVII
-
-"If you please, my lady," said Mistress Megrim, "I should like to quit
-your ladyship's service."
-
-"How?" cried Lady Standish, waking with a start out of the heavy sleep
-of trouble, and propping herself upon her elbow, to gaze in blinking
-astonishment at the irate pink countenance of her woman. Lady Standish
-looked very fair and young, poor little wife, with her half-powdered
-curls of hair escaping in disorder from the laces of her nightcap, and
-her soft blue eyes as full of uncomprehending grief as a frightened
-baby's.
-
-Mistress Megrim gazed upon her coldly and her old-maid's heart hardened
-within her.
-
-"No, your ladyship," said she, with a virtuous sniff, "I shouldn't feel
-as I was doing my duty to her ladyship, your mother, nor to my humble
-self, were I to remain an hour longer than I could help, the Handmaid
-of Sin."
-
-"Oh, dear," said Lady Standish, letting herself fall back on her
-pillows with a weary moan, "I do wish you'd hold your tongue, woman,
-and allow me to rest! Pull the curtain again; oh, how my head aches!"
-
-"Very well, my lady," ejaculated Megrim, all at once in a towering
-passion. "Since you're that hardened, my lady, that a sign from Heaven
-couldn't melt your heart--I allude to that man of God, his lordship the
-Bishop (oh, what a holy gentleman that is!); and, my lady, me and
-Mistress Tremlet saw him out of the pantry window as he shook the dust
-of this House of Iniquity from his shoes; if that vessel of
-righteousness could not prevail with your ladyship, what hopes have I
-that you'll hear the voice of the Lord through me?"
-
-"Megrim, hold your tongue," said her mistress in unwontedly angered
-tones, "pull the curtains and go away!"
-
-With a hand that trembled with fury Mistress Megrim fell upon the
-curtains and rattled them along their pole. Then she groped her way to
-Lady Standish's bedside and stood for some seconds peering malevolently
-at her through the darkness.
-
-"I wouldn't believe it, my lady," she hissed in a ghastly whisper,
-"although indeed I might have known that such a gentleman as Sir Jasper
-would never have taken on like that if he hadn't had grounds. But
-you've mistaken your woman, when you think you can make an improper
-go-between of me! Oh," cried she, with a rigid shudder, "I feel myself
-defiled as with pitch, that these fingers should actually have touched
-sich a letter!"
-
-"For goodness sake," moaned the lady from her pillows, "what are you
-talking about now?"
-
-"My lady," said Megrim sepulchrally, "when that minx with her face
-muffled up in a hood, came and had the brazen boldness to ask for me
-this morning, saying she had some lace of your ladyship's from the
-mender's, and that it was most particular and must be given into my
-hands alone, my mind misgave me. 'Twas like an angel's warning. The
-more so as there isn't a scrap of your ladyship's lace as has been to
-the mender's since we came here."
-
-"Mercy, Megrim, how you do ramble on! I can't make head or tail of
-your stupid story." Even a dove will peck.
-
-"Ho, do I, my lady! Can't you indeed? Perhaps your ladyship will
-understand better when I tell her, that that same bold thing had no
-lace at all--but a letter. 'Give it to your mistress,' says she, 'in
-secret, and for your life don't let Sir Jasper see it.'"
-
-"Well, give it to me," said Lady Standish, "and hold your tongue, and
-go and pack your trunks as soon as you like."
-
-"Ho, my lady," cried the incorruptible Megrim, with an acid laugh, "I
-hope I know my Christian duty better. I brought the letter to my
-master, according to the Voice of Conscience. And now," she concluded,
-with a shrill titter, "I'll go and pack my trunks."
-
-Yet she paused, expecting to enjoy Lady Standish's outburst of terror
-and distress. There was no sign from the bed, however, not even a
-little gasp. And so Mistress Megrim was fain to depart to her virtuous
-trunks without even that parting solace.
-
-Meanwhile, with the pillow of her spotless conscience to rest upon, and
-deadened to fresh disturbances by the despairing reflection that
-nothing for the present could make matters much worse between her and
-her husband, Lady Standish, without attempting to solve the fresh
-problem, determinedly closed her weary eyes upon the troubles of the
-world and drifted into slumber again.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"I shall catch them red-handed," said Sir Jasper.
-
-This time all doubt was over: in his hand lay the proof, crisp and
-fluttering. He read it again and again, with a kind of ghastly joy.
-Unaddressed, unsealed, save by a foolish green wafer with a cupid on
-it, the document which Mistress Megrim's rigid sense of duty had
-delivered to him instead of to his guilty wife, was indited in the
-self-same dashing hand as marked the crumpled rag that even now burned
-him through his breast-pocket like a fly-blister.
-
-
- "I never got a wink of sleep, dreaming of you, dearest dear, so
- soon to be my own at last! The chay shall be drawn by horses such
- as Phoebus himself, my darling, would have envied. And, so you
- fail me not, we shall soon be dashing through the night--a world of
- nothing but happiness and love before us. I could find it in my
- heart to bless the poor foolish individual who shall be nameless,
- since, had it not been for my lovely one's weariness of him, she
- might never have turned to the arms of her own devoted,
-
- RED CURL!
-
- P.S.--I'll have as good a team as there is in England (barring the
- one that shall bring us there), waiting for us at the Black Bear,
- Devizes. We ought to arrive before midnight, and there shall be a
- dainty trifle of supper for your Beautyship--while the nags are
- changed. Ah, my dear, _what_ rapture!"
-
-
-Indescribable were the various expressions that crossed Sir Jasper's
-countenance upon the perusal and re-perusal of this artless missive.
-Now he gnashed his teeth; now snorts of withering scorn were blown down
-the channels of his fine aquiline nose; now smiles of the most deadly
-description curled and parted luridly his full lips.
-
-"Ha, ha!" said Sir Jasper, "and perhaps the poor foolish individual may
-give you cause for something less than blessings, Master Carrots! And
-I think, madam, your beautyship may find at Devizes something harder to
-digest than that trifle of supper! Till then, patience!"
-
-He folded the letter, placed it beside its fellow, and once more, with
-a sort of bellow, he cried, "_Patience!_"
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Well, Lydia?" said Bellairs. She had but just finished her chocolate,
-and looked like a rose among her pillows.
-
-"Well, madam," said Lydia, still panting from her hurried quest, "'tis
-safe delivered. I gave it into Mistress Megrim's own hands, and----"
-
-"And can you reckon," said the lady, smiling at the amusing thought,
-"upon her bringing it straight to Sir Jasper?"
-
-"Ah, lud, ma'am, yes. I told the sour, ugly old cat, that if her
-master caught sight of it, Lady Standish would be ruined. You should
-have seen how she grabbed at it, ma'am!"
-
-"Lydia," said her mistress, looking at her admiringly, "I question
-whether I'd have risked it myself; you're a bold girl! But there, if
-anything fail, you know that rose-coloured pelisse remains hanging in
-my closet."
-
-"Never fear, ma'am," said Lydia, smiling quietly to herself, as she
-pulled her mistress's long pink silk stocking over her hand, and turned
-it knowingly from side to side, looking for invisible damage, "the
-pelisse is as good as mine already."
-
-"But, think you, was Sir Jasper at home?" said Mistress Bellairs, after
-a few moments' reflection.
-
-"I am sure of that," said Lydia triumphantly, peeling off the stocking.
-"I thought it best to go in by the mews, ma'am, and I heard that Sir
-Jasper had not left the house since that little--that little affair
-with the Bishop, you know, ma'am. But all the night, and all the
-morning, he kept William and Joseph (those are the grooms, ma'am) going
-backwards and forwards with challenges to the Bishop's lodgings."
-
-"Oh!" cried Kitty, and kicked her little toes under the silk
-counterpane with exquisite enjoyment, "and what does the Bishop answer,
-I wonder?"
-
-"Sends back the letter every time unopened, ma'am, with a fresh text
-written on the back of it. The texts it is, William says, that drive
-Sir Jasper mad."
-
-"Oh! oh! oh!" cried Mistress Kitty faintly, rolling about her pillows.
-"Child, you'll be the death of me! ... Well, then, to business. You
-know what you are to do to-night?"
-
-"No sooner are you gone to the Assembly Rooms this evening, ma'am, than
-I take a letter from you for Lady Standish, and this time deliver it
-myself to her own hand, and, if needs be, persuade her to follow your
-advice, ma'am."
-
-"Right, girl; thou shalt have the gold locket with the Turkey
-stones----"
-
-"Thank you, ma'am. Well, then, I'm to scurry as fast as I can to the
-corner of Bond Street and Quiet Street, and watch you being carried off
-by the gentleman. And then----"
-
-"Be sure you wait till the chaise has well started."
-
-"Yes, ma'am, of course! When you're safely on the London Road, I'll go
-and give the alarm at the Assembly Rooms."
-
-"Remember, you ask first for Lord Verney."
-
-"Oh, ay, ma'am. 'My mistress is carried off, is carried off! Help,
-help, my lord!' I'll say. Oh, ma'am, I'll screech it well out, trust
-me."
-
-"Don't forget," said her mistress, whose mood became every moment
-merrier, "don't forget to say that you heard the ravisher mention
-London, by Devizes."
-
-"Well, ma'am," said Lydia, "I thought of saying that he first flung you
-swooning upon the cushions of the chay; then, stepping in himself,
-cried out to the coachman, with an horrible oath, 'If you're not in
-Devizes before twelve, I'll flay you with your own whip, and then hang
-you with it to the shaft!'"
-
-"Aha, ha, Lydia," laughed her mistress. "I see I must give you a gold
-chain to hang that locket upon. But pray, child," she added warningly,
-"be careful not to overdo it."
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XVIII
-
-The livelong day Lady Standish had not beheld the light of her lord's
-countenance.
-
-Upon their last meeting, his behaviour to the Bishop having roused in
-her gentle bosom a feeling as nearly akin to resentment as it was
-capable of harbouring, she would not be (she had resolved) the one to
-seek him first. She had, therefore, passed the day in her own
-apartment in writing to her mother, and in practising her last song to
-the harp--a piece of audacity and independence which she expected would
-have goaded Sir Jasper into an instant interview with herself.
-
-When the dusk rose, however, and the candles were brought in by the
-round-eyed handmaid, whose ministrations replaced those of Megrim (the
-latter was still packing, and seemed like to take some weeks in the
-process), and the said round-eyed damsel immediately began to inform
-her mistress that Sir Jasper had set forth in his coach, Lady
-Standish's small flame of courage began to flicker woefully.
-
-"Alone?" she asked in white dismay.
-
-"Please, my lady, Mr. Bowles was driving, and there was Mr. Thomas
-behind, my lady."
-
-"Pshaw, girl! Did Sir Jasper take any luggage?"
-
-"Oh yes, my lady; there was his yellow bag, Mr. Toombs says, and a
-small wooden case."
-
-"Heavens!" cried Lady Standish, with increasing alarm. "And whither
-went they?"
-
-"Please, my lady, Mr. Toombs says they took the London Road."
-
-Fain would the round-eyed maid have lingered and told more, but Lady
-Standish waved her hand faintly, and so dismissed her.
-
-An hour later, Lydia, brisk with importance, and sparkling with
-conscious power, found the much-tried soul sunk in a sort of apathetic
-weariness of misery.
-
-"Mistress Bellairs' love, my lady, and will you read this letter at
-once?"
-
-Lady Standish took the letter from the black-mittened hand.
-
-"Please my lady, 'tis of the utmost importance," said Lydia, "and I was
-to wait and see if I could not be of use to you."
-
-Something magnetic in the girl's lively tone gave impetus to Lady
-Standish's suspended energies. She broke the seal.
-
-
- "My sweet child," wrote Mistress Kitty. "If you want to know what
- has become of your husband, you will instantly take a chaise and
- start off for the Black Bear at Devizes.
-
- "Your true friend,
- "K. B.
-
- "Postscriptum.--Do not go alone. Get some old hag (if possible
- Lady Maria Prideaux) to accompany you. You will find her in the
- Assembly Rooms. She's as curious as our first mother--you can
- easily persuade her. _This is good advice!_"
-
-
-"I am much too ill," cried Lady Standish, upon a moan. "Tell your
-mistress," said she, looking vaguely in Lydia's direction, "that indeed
-'tis quite impossible I should do as she suggests."
-
-"Very well, my lady," said Lydia cheerfully. "I'm sure I shouldn't
-trouble myself if I was you. Gentlemen _must_ have their diversions, I
-always say. If ladies would but shut their eyes a little more, 'twould
-be for the peace of all parties. Indeed, my lady, though my mistress
-would be angry to hear me say so, I'd go to bed, for you look sorely
-tired, and Sir Jasper'll be glad enough to come home bye-and-bye."
-
-"Wretched girl," cried Julia, and her eyes flashed, "what dost thou
-mean?"
-
-"La, now!" said Lydia, all innocence, "how my tongue do run away with
-me, to be sure! Why, my lady, what can a poor servant-maid like me
-know of the goings on of gentles? 'Tis but a few words of gossip here
-and there."
-
-"Oh, merciful heavens, _what_ gossip mean you?"
-
-"My lady, have a sip of _volatile_, do! Oh, my mistress would be like
-to kill me if she knew what I've been saying! 'Poor Julia,' she cried
-when she got the news. 'Poor Julia, my poor confiding Julia! Oh, the
-villain, the monster!'"
-
-"Good God, and whom did she refer to?"
-
-"Lud, madam, how can I tell? '_It shall not be!_' cries my mistress,
-and down she sits and writes off to you, as if for bare life."
-
-Lady Standish, rising from her seat, rushed to the light, and with
-starting eyes and bristling hair began to read afresh her fond Kitty's
-missive.
-
-"La, my lady," cried the guileless Lydia, "you're all of a shake! I'd
-never be that upset about Sir Jasper. Why, if your la'ship'll allow me
-to say so, all Bath knows how jealous he is of your la'ship; and,
-certain that shows a husband's affection."
-
-"True," cried Julia, "that's true, girl!"
-
-"And as for those who say, my lady, that some men are so artful that
-they put on a deal of jealousy to cover a deal of fickleness, I'd
-despise myself if I was to pay heed to such mean suspiciousness."
-
-"My cloak!" cried Lady Standish. "Megrim, Susan!" She flew to the
-hall. "My cloak, let a post-chaise be ordered immediately!"
-
-"If I may make so bold, my lady," said Lydia, retiring gracefully upon
-the conviction of a well-accomplished errand, "don't forget to take
-Lady Maria with you, if you can. The gentlemen have such a way of
-turning tables on us poor women--at least," said the damsel demurely,
-"so I've heard said. And 'tis a long lonely road, my lady!"
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XIX
-
-Mistress Bellairs took her departure early.
-
-Attired in unusually sober colours, floating in an atmosphere of
-chastened, matronly dignity, she had shown herself this evening,
-thought Lord Verney, quite worthy to be his mother's daughter-in-law.
-
-"Monstrous dull," Lady Flyte called the pretty widow's demeanour.
-
-Beyond a _gavotte_ with Lord Verney, she had not danced, but sat for
-half-an-hour on the chair next to Lady Maria, who presented her with
-the vision of a shoulder-blade which had seen better days, and an
-impenetrability of hearing which baffled even Kitty's undaunted energy.
-
-When Verney had tucked her up in her sedan she insisted upon the young
-peer allowing her to proceed home unescorted.
-
-"Indeed," said she, "I pray you, nay, I order you. People talk so in
-this giddy place, and have you not your aged aunt to wait upon? I am
-sure," said Mistress Kitty piously, "that your dear mother would wish
-it thus."
-
-He submitted. He had no doubt that his mother would indeed entirely
-concur with such sentiments, and blessed his Kitty for her sweet
-reasonableness.
-
-"Good-night, then," she said, thrusting her pretty face out of the
-window with a very tender and gentle smile.
-
-"Good-night," he replied, with his young, gracefully-awkward bow.
-
-She fully expected to hear his footstep pursue the chairman, for she
-had not been able to refrain from throwing her utmost fascination into
-that parting look. But nothing broke the silence of the parade save
-the measured slouching tramp of the bearers.
-
-At once disappointed and relieved, she threw herself back in her seat.
-
-"What, not a spark left," said she, "of the fine flame 'twas so easy to
-kindle this morning! 'Tis the very type of the odious British husband.
-Let him be but sure of you, and the creature struts as confident of his
-mastery as the cock among his hens. Lord!" she shuddered, "what an
-escape I have had! We women are apt to fancy that very young men are
-like very young peas, the greener, the tenderer, the better; whereas,"
-said the lady, with a sigh, "they are but like young wine, crude where
-we look for strength, all head and no body, and vastly poor upon the
-palate."
-
-She sighed again, and closed her eyes, waiting for the moment of the
-impending catastrophe with a delicate composure.
-
-In truth, Mr. O'Hara conducted the performance with so much _brio_ as
-to convince Mistress Bellairs that he must have had previous experience
-of the kind.
-
-At the dark appointed corner the two muffled individuals who, each
-selecting his own astonished chairman, enlaced him with overwhelming
-brotherly affection, seemed such thorough-paced ruffians in the dim
-light, that Mistress Kitty found it quite natural to scream--and even
-had some difficulty in keeping her distressful note down to the pitch
-of necessary discretion.
-
-And her heart fluttered with a sensation of fear, convincing enough to
-produce quite a delightful illusion, when she found herself bodily
-lifted out of her nest and rapidly carried through the darkness in an
-irresistibly close and strong embrace.
-
-"Oh, oh, oh!" cried the lady, in a modulated sequence of little shrieks.
-
-"Merciful heavens!" she thought to herself, with a great thump of the
-heart, astonished at her ravisher's silence, "what if it should be
-someone else after all?"
-
-But the next instant the rich brogue of a tender whisper in her ear
-dispelled all doubt.
-
-"You've forgotten the scratches, my darling," said O'Hara, as he laid
-her preciously upon the cushions of the chaise.
-
-Here Mr. Mahoney and his comrade--which latter bore a curious
-resemblance in build and gait to one of the sporting Marquis's own
-celebrated gladiators--came running up to take their seats. In leaped
-O'Hara--the coachman lifted his whip, and the team that Phoebus might
-have envied started up the length of Milsom Street in style.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The chairmen, drawing their breath with some difficulty after their
-spell of strangulation, stared in amazement at the clattering shadow as
-it retreated up the steep street; and then back, and in fresh
-amazement, at the yellow guinea which had been pressed, and now
-glinted, in the palm of their hands.
-
-Presently a simultaneous smile overspread their honest countenances.
-
-"A queer go," said the first, easing and readjusting his necklace.
-"Lud, the little madam did squeak!"
-
-"I'd let them all squeak at the same price," said the other, pocketing
-his coin, and resuming his place in rear of the sedan. "But come,
-Bill, we must go report this 'orrible crime. Rabbit me!--what's that?"
-
-A blood-curdling wail had risen out of the night, from his very elbow
-it seemed. It circled in frightful cadence, and died away in
-ghost-like fashion.
-
-"'T--'tis but a sick cat, I hope," stammered the first chairman, and
-dived for the chair-poles in marked hurry.
-
-"O--o--o--o," moaned the voice, "oh, my mistress!" There was a
-flutter, a patter, and: "Merciful heavens, you wretches!" cried
-Mistress Bellairs's devoted woman, emerging like a gust of wind from
-the blackest shadow of Bond Street and falling upon the nearest
-chairman with a well-aimed flap of her shawl, followed up by a couple
-of scratches. "Wretches, monsters, you've let my mistress be carried
-away! Oh heavens, my unhappy mistress!" cried Lydia, and rent the
-night with her cries.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mistress Kitty's chair had no sooner left the precincts of the Assembly
-Rooms when my Lady Standish's post-chaise came clattering round the
-corner.
-
-Lord Verney, who was just about to go in again, arrested by curiosity,
-turned to wonder at a visitor who arrived in so unwonted a conveyance.
-Recognising Lady Standish he was somewhat abashed and somewhat
-disconcerted, but felt he could do no less than advance through the
-crowd of foot and chair men and offer his hand.
-
-"O, pray, Lord Verney," said she in a strenuous whisper, "conduct me to
-your aunt, for I have great need of her help and counsel. Take me to
-her at once," said the poor lady, in ever-increasing agitation.
-
-They passed through the elegant throng, she unconscious alike of
-recognition, comment, or titter, he feeling to his boy's marrow, the
-sensation created by her travelling gear and distraught appearance.
-
-"Would I were back at Verney Hall," thought he, and found that this
-wish had been long gathering in his heart.
-
-No need of an ear-trumpet for Lady Maria now. The dowager recovered
-her powers of hearing with almost miraculous celerity.
-
-"Oh, Lady Maria!" said Lady Standish, holding out both her hands. And
-incontinently she burst into tears. "Oh, Lady Maria, Sir Jasper has
-left me, I am in sad trouble! I'm told he has gone to Devizes. I must
-follow him. You are my mother's oldest friend; will you give me the
-support of your company and protection?"
-
-There was quite a buzz in the interested circle. Lady Maria nodded
-round, charmed with the situation; bristling with delighted curiosity,
-she was more like Mistress Kitty's cockatoo than ever.
-
-"Poor young thing, poor young thing," she said, patting Lady Standish's
-hand; "your mother's oldest friend, quite so--quite right and proper to
-come to me. And so Sir Jasper's left you; so Sir Jasper's gone; and
-with whom, my dear?"
-
-Lady Maria fondly believed that she spoke these last words in a gentle
-aside; but never had her sepulchral bass resounded more sonorously.
-Lady Standish's faint cry of shocked disclaimer was, however,
-completely drowned in the fresh rumour, lacerated by shrill feminine
-shrieks, which now arose in the vestibule of the Assembly Rooms and
-rapidly advanced.
-
-"My Lord Verney! My mistress! Where is my Lord Verney?" wailed the
-distraught Lydia, who thoroughly enjoyed her _rôle_.
-
-A hundred voices took up the cry; the astounding news passed from group
-to group: "The pretty widow has been carried off!" "Mistress Bellairs
-has been abducted!" And then, in counter clamour and antiphone: "and
-my Lady Standish is looking for Sir Jasper!"
-
-Meanwhile, before Lord Verney, dumb and suffocating under a variety of
-emotions, Lydia wringing her hands and with the most thrilling notes of
-tragic woe (as nearly copied from Mistress Susanna Cibber as she could
-remember), narrated her tristful tale.
-
-"He flung my unhappy mistress, swooning and shrieking, into the chaise.
-And 'Drive like the devil,' cries he in a voice of thunder to the
-coachman. 'I'll flay you with your own whip and hang you to your own
-shaft,' says he, 'if you're not in Devizes before midnight!'"
-
-"Devizes!" cried Lady Standish with a scream. Hanging on Lydia's
-utterance, every word of which confirmed the awful suspicion that had
-entered her heart, she now could no longer doubt the real extent of her
-misfortune.
-
-"Oh, Lord Verney, save my mistress!" Lydia's pipe dominated the
-universal chorus with piercing iteration.
-
-And now Lady Maria's bass struck in again.
-
-"What did I say?" cried she triumphantly. "Nevvy, you'd better go to
-bed! you're well out of her. Julia, my dear, don't faint, we can catch
-them at Devizes yet. Someone tell that wench to stop that screeching!
-Julia, come! You've got the chay, I understand. Fortunately, my house
-is near; we shall just call for Burrell and make him ride behind with
-his blunderbuss. Child, if you faint I wash my hands of the whole
-affair. We'll nip them, I tell you, if you'll only brisk up."
-
-"I won't faint," said Lady Standish setting her teeth.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Lord Verney suddenly awoke to the fact that he had been grievously
-injured, and that he was in a towering passion. Spluttering, he
-demanded vengeance of gods and men. Post-chaise, ho, and pistols,
-forthwith! "My sword!" cried he, feeling for the blade which, however,
-according to the regulations enforced by the immortal Master of the
-Bath Ceremonies, was absent from its natural post on his noble hip in
-this polite assembly.
-
-"Come with me," cried Captain Spicer, clapping his patron on the
-shoulder in a burst of excitement. "I'll stand to you, of course, lad!
-You'll want a witness. Gad!" exclaimed the amiable Captain, "we'll
-have Sir Jasper's liver on the spit before crow of cock!"
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XX
-
-The side-rays of the chaise-lamps played on the widow's soft, saucy
-face, threw beguiling shadows under her eyes, and fleeting dimples
-round those lips that seemed perpetually to invite kisses.
-
-Cosily nestling in the corner of the carriage, her head in its black
-silk hood tilted back against the cushions, in the flickering uncertain
-gleam, there was something almost babyish in her whole appearance;
-something babyish, too, in her attitude of perfect confidence and
-enjoyment.
-
-Denis O'Hara, with one arm extended above her head, his hand resting
-open on the panel, the other hand still clasping the handle of the
-door, gazed upon the woman who had placed herself so completely in his
-power, and felt smitten to the heart of him with a tenderness that was
-well-nigh pain. Hitherto his glib tongue had never faltered with a
-woman that his lips were not ready to fill the pause with a suitable
-caress. But not so to-day.
-
-"What's come to me at all?" said he to himself, as, frightened by the
-very strength of his own passion, he could find no word at once ardent
-and respectful enough in which to speak it. And, indeed, "What had
-come to him?" was what Mistress Kitty was thinking about the same time.
-"And what may his arm be doing over my head?" she wondered.
-
-"How beautiful you are!" babbled the Irishman at last.
-
-Mistress Bellairs sat up with an angry start. It was as if she had
-been stung.
-
-"Heavens!" cried she, thrusting her little forefingers into her ears.
-"Mr. O'Hara, if you say that again, I shall jump out of the chay."
-
-Her eyes flashed; she looked capable of fulfilling her threat upon the
-spot.
-
-"Me darling heart," said he, and had perforce to lay his hands upon her
-to keep her still. "Sure what else can I say to you, with my eyes upon
-your angel face?"
-
-Apparently the lady's ears were not so completely stopped but that such
-words could penetrate.
-
-"'Tis monstrous," said she in hot indignation, "that I should go to all
-this trouble to escape from the bleating of that everlasting refrain,
-and have it buzzed at me," she waxed incoherent under the sense of her
-injuries, "thus at the very outset!"
-
-"My dear love," said he, humbly, capturing the angry, gesticulating
-hand, "sure me heart's so full that it's just choking me."
-
-She felt him tremble beside her as he spoke.
-
-Now the trembling lover was not of those that entered into Mistress
-Kitty's scheme of existence. She had, perhaps, reckoned, when planning
-her escapade, upon being made to tremble a little herself. She had
-certainly reckoned upon a journey this evening that should be among the
-most memorable in the annals of her impressions. O'Hara bashful!
-O'Hara tongue-tied! O'Hara with cold fingers that hardly dared to
-touch hers! O'Hara, the gay rattler, with constrained lips!
-
-This was an O'Hara whose existence she had not dreamed of, and for
-whose acquaintance, to say the truth, she had small relish.
-
-"What has come to you?" she cried aloud, with another burst of
-petulance.
-
-"Faith," said he, "and I hardly know myself, Kitty darling. Oh,
-Kitty," said he, "'tis vastly well to laugh at love, and play at love;
-but when love comes in earnest it takes a man as it were by the throat,
-and it's no joke then."
-
-"So I see," said she, with some dryness.
-
-O'Hara clenched his hand and drew a laboured breath.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Straining, slipping now and again, breaking into spurts of trot, to
-fall into enforced walking pace once more, the gallant team had dragged
-the chaise to the summit of the great rise at a speed quite
-unprecedented, yet comparatively slow.
-
-Now the way lay down-hill. The coachman waved his whip. Bounding
-along the fair road the wheels hummed; the night-wind blowing in
-through the half-opened window, set Mistress Kitty's laces flapping on
-her bosom, and a stray curl of Mr. O'Hara's dancing on his pale
-forehead.
-
-The exhilaration of the rapid flight, the crack of the whip, the mad
-rhythm of the hoofs, the witchery of the night hour, the risks of the
-situation, the very madness of the whole enterprise, all combined to
-set the widow's gay blood delightfully astir, mounting to her light
-brain like sparkling wine.
-
-What! were all the accessories of the play to be so perfect, and was
-the chief character to prove such a lamentable failure in his part?
-What! was she, Kitty Bellairs, to be carried off by the most notorious
-rake in Bath, only to find him as awkward, as dumb, as embarrassed with
-the incomparable situation as the veriest greenhorn? "It shall not,
-and it cannot be," said she to herself. And thereupon she changed her
-tactics.
-
-"Why," said she aloud, with the cooing note of her most melting mood,
-"I protest one would think, sir, that you were afraid of me."
-
-"Aye, Kitty," said he, simply; "and so I am."
-
-"Oh, fie!" she laughed. "And how have I alarmed you? Think of me,"
-said she, and leaned her face towards him with a smile of archest wit,
-"not as a stranger, but as a sisther, as a dear, dear cousin."
-
-His eye flamed back at her. Her merry mood was as incongruous to his
-sudden, storm-serious growth of passion as the gay lilt of a tambourine
-might be to a solemn chant.
-
-"I think of you," he said, and there was a deep thrill in his voice,
-"as my wife that is to be."
-
-And so saying he fell upon his knees in the narrow space, and tenderly
-kissed a fold of her lace, as one, from the knowledge of his own fire,
-afraid of a nearer touch.
-
-The word "wife" had never a pleasing sound in the lovely widow's ears.
-From neither the past nor the future did it evoke for her an attractive
-picture.
-
-Coming from those lips, by which it was the very last name she desired
-to hear herself called, it aroused in her as pretty a fit of fury as
-ever she had indulged in.
-
-"Now, indeed, is the murder out!" she cried. "Oh, you men are all
-alike. As lovers--all fire, capsicums Indian suns! Bottles of Sillery
-always bursting! Torrents not to be stemmed.... But, lo you! let the
-lover once fancy himself the husband, let the vision of the coveted
-mistress but merge into the prospect of the secured wife.... Merciful
-heavens, what a change! For fire we have ice; for the red, biting
-capsicum, the green, cool cucumber; for joyous, foaming Sillery, the
-smallest ale; small ale--nay, toast and water!" cried Mistress Kitty,
-lashing herself to finer frenzy. "And if the mere sense of your
-security thus transforms the lover in you, what a pleasing prospect,
-indeed, lies before the wedded wife! No, thank you, sir," said the
-lady, and pushed the petrified O'Hara with an angry foot, "I have had
-one wintry, toast-and-water husband, and that shall be enough for my
-lifetime. Thank God, it is not too late yet!" she fumed. "I am not
-yet, sir, Mistress O'Hara."
-
-And in the very midst of her indignation: "This will," she thought,
-"simplify the parting at Devizes." But no whit was her wrath thereby
-abated, that the fool should have spoiled her pretty ride.
-
-For a moment, after the angry music of her voice had ceased to ring,
-there was a breathless silence, broken only by the straining progress
-of horses and chaise up the sides of another hill. Then O'Hara broke
-forth into a sort of roar of wounded tenderness, passion, and ire.
-Flinging himself back upon the seat, he seized her wrist in a grip,
-fierce, yet still gentle under its fierceness.
-
-"How dare ye!" cried the man, "how dare ye doubt my love! Sure the
-flames of hell are cold compared to me this minute. May my tongue
-wither in my mouth, may it be cut out of my jaws and never speak a word
-of sense again, may I be struck dead at your feet, Kitty, for the rest
-of my life, if it's not gospel truth! Listen to my heart," he cried,
-with yet greater vehemence, pressing her captive hand against his
-breast, "isn't it _Kitty, Kitty, Kitty_ ... that it's saying? Sure
-it's nothing but a bell, and your name is the clapper in it! ... And
-you to be railing at me because it's so much I have to say that never a
-word can I bring out! Oh," pursued Mr. O'Hara, waxing louder and more
-voluble still, "sure what could I say, with my heart in my mouth
-stopping the way? Look at it, you cruel woman; isn't it all yours, and
-aren't you sticking pins into it for sheer devilment, this minute? God
-forgive me, that I should say such a thing of an angel! Look at it,
-now, Kitty! Is that the heart of a cucumber? ... If you had said a
-love-apple itself.... Och, indeed, it's the real cool cucumber I am,
-and it's toast and water that's running through my veins like fire! ...
-Laugh, madam, laugh, it's a grand joke entirely! Make a pin-cushion of
-the cucumber! See, now, is that small ale that bursts from the wounds?
-Upon my soul," he cried, arrived at the height of his tempest, "I have
-a mind to show you the colour of it!"
-
-He reached violently towards the back seat for his sword as he spoke,
-and Mistress Bellairs, suddenly arrested in her delighted paroxysm, was
-sufficiently convinced of the strength of his feelings to stop him with
-clinging hands and clamouring little notes of terror:
-
-"O'Hara! madman!--for God's sake, Denis!"
-
-"Ah!" cried he. "It's not hot enough I was for ye. It's the cold
-husband you're afraid of. Ah, Kitty, you've stirred the sleeping dog,
-you mustn't complain now if you can't put out the fire!"
-
-So saying, he turned and clasped her in an embrace that left her
-scarcely breath to scream, had she so wished, and had indeed the kisses
-which he rained upon her lips allowed her space in which to place a
-protest.
-
-Her light soul, her easy shallow nature, was carried as it were off its
-feet in the whirlwind of a passion the mere existence of which, with
-all her experience, she had never even guessed. To say the truth, so
-much as she had deemed him vastly too cold, so now she found him vastly
-too hot. She was a woman of niceties, an epicure in life and love, and
-nothing met with her favour but the delicate happy mean. This was a
-revelation, with a warning.
-
-"Mr. O'Hara," she gasped, at length released, fluttering like a ruffled
-dove, all in anger and fear, "such treatment! For a gentleman, sir,
-you strangely forget yourself." She laid her hand on the window strap.
-"Not a word, sir, or I will instantly give the order to turn back."
-
-"Oh," cried the unhappy lover, and tore at his hair with desperate
-fingers, filling the ambient air with flakes of powder which shone
-silvery in the moonlight. "You drove me to it. Ah, don't be
-frightened of me, my darling; that hurts me the worst of all! I'm
-quiet now, Kitty."
-
-His labouring breath hissed between his words, and his satin coat
-creaked under each quivering muscle.
-
-"I'm as quiet as a lamb," said he; "sure a baby might put its head in
-my jaws--the devil's gone out of me, Kitty."
-
-"I'm glad to hear it, sir," said she, unappeased. She sat, swelling
-with ruffled plumes, looking out of the window and biting her lips.
-
-"A moon, too," she thought, and the tears almost started to her eyes,
-for the vexation of the wasted opportunity and the complete failure of
-a scene so excellently staged. "How wise, oh, how wise I was, to have
-secured my exit at Devizes!"
-
-"I frightened her," thought O'Hara; and in the manly heart of him he
-lamented his innate masculine brutality and formed the most delicate
-chivalrous plans for the right cherishing in the future of the dear
-lady who had confided herself to him.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XXI
-
-In the white moonlight Sir Jasper Standish paced up and down the
-cobble-stoned yard with as monotonous a restlessness as if he had been
-hired this night to act the living sign at the Bear Inn, Devizes.
-
-Each time he passed the low open window of the inn parlour, in which
-sat Mr. Stafford by the dim yellow light of two long-tongued tallow
-candles, the baronet would pause a moment to exchange from without a
-few dismal words with his friend. The latter, puffing at a long clay
-pipe, endeavoured in the intervals to while away the heavy minutes in
-the perusal of some tome out of mine host's library--a unique
-collection and celebrated on the Bath Road.
-
-"Tom Stafford," said Sir Jasper, for the twentieth time, "how goes the
-hour?"
-
-"Damned slowly, friend," said Stafford, consulting with a yawn the most
-exact of three watches at his fob. "To be precise, 'tis two minutes
-and one third since I told you that it wanted a quarter of midnight."
-
-Sir Jasper fell once more to his ursine perambulation, and Stafford,
-yawning again, flicked over a page. He had not reached the bottom of
-it, however, before Sir Jasper's form returned between him and the
-moonlight.
-
-"What," said the injured husband, "what if they should have taken
-another road?"
-
-"Then," cried Stafford, closing his book with a snap between both his
-palms, tossing it on to the table and stretching himself desperately,
-"I shall only have to fight you myself for this most insufferably dull
-evening that you have made me spend, when I was due at more than one
-rendezvous, and had promised pretty Bellairs the first minuet."
-
-"It shall be pistols," said Sir Jasper, following his own thoughts with
-a sort of gloomy lust, "pistols, Tom. For either he or I shall breathe
-our last to-night."
-
-"Pistols with all my heart," said Stafford, stopping his pipe with his
-little finger. "Only do, like a good fellow, make up your mind--just
-for the sake of variety. I think the last time we considered the
-matter, we had decided for this"--describing a neat thrust at Sir
-Jasper's waistcoat through the window with the long stem of his
-churchwarden. "There's more blood about it, Jasper," he suggested
-critically.
-
-"True," murmured the other, again all indecision. "But pistols at five
-paces----."
-
-"Well--yes, there's a charm about five paces, I admit," returned the
-second with some weariness, dropping back again into his chair. "And
-we can reload, you know."
-
-"If I fall," said Sir Jasper, with the emotion which generally
-overtakes a man who contemplates a tragic contingency to himself, "be
-gentle with her. She has sinned, but she was very dear to me."
-
-"She'll make a deuced elegant widow," said Stafford, musingly, after a
-little pause, during which he had conjured up Lady Standish's especial
-points with the judgment of a true connoisseur.
-
-"You must conduct her back to her home," gulped Sir Jasper, a minute
-later, slowly thrusting in his head again. "Alack, would that I had
-never fetched her thence.... Had you but seen her, when I wooed and
-won her, Tom! A country flower, all innocence, a wild rose.... And
-now, deceitful, double-faced!"
-
-"'Tis the way of the wild rose," said Stafford, philosophically. "Let
-you but transplant it from the native hedgerow, and before next season
-it grows double."
-
-Here the speaker, who was always ready with a generous appreciation of
-his own conceits, threw his head back and laughed consumedly, while Sir
-Jasper uttered some sounds between a growl and a groan.
-
-The volatile second in waiting wiped his eyes.
-
-"Go to, man," cried he, turning with sudden irascibility upon his
-friend, "for pity's sake take that lugubrious countenance of thine out
-of my sight. What the devil I ever saw in thee, Jasper, to make a
-friend of, passes my comprehension: for, of all things, I love a fellow
-with a spark of wit. And thou, lad, lackest the saving grace of humour
-so wofully, that, in truth, I fear--well--thou art in a parlous state:
-I fear damnation waits thee, for 'tis incurable. What! in God's name
-cannot a man lose a throw in the game of happiness and yet laugh?
-Cannot a husbandman detect a poacher on his land and yet laugh as he
-sets the gin? Why," cried Mr. Stafford, warming to his thesis, and
-clambering lightly out of the window to seat himself on the outer sill,
-"strike me ugly! shall not a gentleman be ever ready to meet his fate
-with a smile? I vow I've never yet seen Death's head grin at me, but
-I've given him the grin back--split me!"
-
-"Hark--hark!" cried Sir Jasper, pricking his strained ear, "d'ye hear?"
-
-"Pooh!" said Mr. Stafford, "only the wind in the tree."
-
-"Nay," cried Sir Jasper; "hush man, listen!"
-
-An unmistakable rumbling grew upon the still night air--a confused
-medley of sounds which gradually unravelled themselves upon their
-listening ears. It was the rhythmical striking of many hoofs, the roll
-of wheels, the crack of a merciless whip.
-
-"Faith and faith," cried Stafford, pleasantly exhilarated, "I believe
-you're right, Jasper; here they come!"
-
-The moonlight swam blood-red before Sir Jasper's flaming eye. "Pistols
-or swords?" questioned he again of himself, and grasped his hilt as the
-nearest relief, pending the decisive moment.
-
-Out slouched a couple of sleepy ostlers, as Master Lawrence, mine host,
-rang the stable bell.
-
-Betty, the maid, threw a couple of logs on the fire, while the dame in
-the bar, waking from her snooze, demanded the kettle, selected some
-lemons, and ordered candlesticks and dips with reckless prodigality.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mistress Kitty, peering out of the carriage window, her shoulder still
-turned upon the unhappy and unforgiven swain, hailed the twinkling
-lights of the _Bear Inn_ with lively eyes.
-
-While the chaise described an irreproachable curve round the yard, her
-quick glance had embraced every element of the scene. Sir Jasper's
-bulky figure, with folded arms, was leaning against the post of the inn
-door, awaiting her approach--retribution personified--capriciously
-illumined by the orange rays of the landlord's lantern. Out in the
-moonlight, shining in his pearl gray satin and powdered head, all
-silver from crest to shoe-buckle, like the prince of fairy lore, sat
-Stafford on his window-ledge, as gallant a picture to a woman's eye,
-the widow had time to think, as one could wish to see on such a night.
-
-"Oh," she thought, "how we are going to enjoy ourselves at last!"
-
-And being too true an artist to consider her mere personal convenience
-upon a question of effect, she resolved to defer the crisis until the
-ripe moment, no matter at what cost. Accordingly, even as O'Hara cried
-out, in tones of surprise and disgust: "Thunder and turf! my darling,
-if there isn't now that blethering ox, Sir Jasper!" Mistress Kitty
-instantly covered her face with her lace and swooned away on the
-Irishman's breast.
-
-Sir Jasper charged the coach door. "Blethering ox!" he bellowed.
-"I'll teach you, sir, what I am! I'll teach that woman--I'll, I'll----"
-
-Here Stafford sprang lightly to the rescue.
-
-"For Heaven's sake," said he, "think of our names as gentlemen; let it
-be swords or pistols, Jasper, or swords and pistols, if you like, but
-not fistycuffs and collaring. Be quiet, Jasper! And you, sir," said
-he to O'Hara, as sternly as he could for the tripping of his laughter,
-"having done your best to add that to a gentleman's head which shall
-make his hats sit awry for the remainder of his days, do you think it
-generous to give his condition so precise a name?"
-
-"O hush," cried O'Hara, in too deep distress to pay attention either to
-abuse or banter, "give me room, gentlemen, for God's sake. Don't you
-see the lady has fainted?"
-
-With infinite precaution and tenderness he emerged from the chay with
-his burden, elbowing from his path on one side the curious and
-officious landlord, on the other the struggling husband.
-
-"Oh, what have I done at all!" cried the distracted lover, as the
-inertness of the weight in his arms began to fill him with apprehension
-for his dear. "Sure, alanna, there's nothing to be afraid of! Sure,
-am I not here? Och, me darling, if----"
-
-But here Sir Jasper escaped from his friend's control. "I'll not stand
-it," cried he. "'Tis more than flesh and blood can endure. Give her
-up to me, sir. How dare you hold her?" He fell upon O'Hara in the
-rear and seized him, throttling, round the neck.
-
-"I'll dare you in a minute, ye mad divil!" yelled O'Hara, in a fury no
-whit less violent than that of his assailant. Thus cried he, then
-choked.
-
-In the scuffle they had reached the parlour.
-
-"Oh, Jasper, Jasper, in the name of decency!" protested Stafford,
-vainly endeavouring to pluck the baronet from the Irishman's back.
-"And you, Denis lad, I entreat of you, cease to provoke him. Zooks, my
-boy, remember he has some prior claim--what shall I say? some little
-vested interest----"
-
-"I'll stuff him with his own red hair!" asseverated Sir Jasper, foaming
-at the mouth as, under a savage push from O'Hara's elbow he fell back,
-staggering, into Stafford's power.
-
-"Prior claims--vested interest is it! Some of you will have to swallow
-those words before I'll be got to swallow anything here," swore Denis
-O'Hara, almost gaily, in the exaltation of his Celtic rage. "Sure,
-'tis mad, I know ye are, lepping mad, Sir Jasper, but ought you not to
-be ashamed of yourself before the lady? She's quivering with the
-fright.... Lie here, my angel," said he, vibrating from the loudest
-note of defiance to the tenderest cooing. "Lie here; there's not a
-ha'porth to frighten ye, were there fifty such twopenny old crazy
-weathercocks crowing at you!"
-
-So saying, he deposited his burthen tenderly in the leather-winged
-arm-chair by the fire-place, and turned with a buoyant step towards Sir
-Jasper.
-
-"Come out," said he, "come out, sir. Sure, leave him alone, Tom, 'tis
-the only way to quiet him at all. Sure, after our little game the
-other night, wasn't he that dove-like, poor fellow, a child might have
-milked him?"
-
-The quivering form in the chair here emitted a scale of hysterical
-little notes that seemed wrung from her by the most irrepressible
-emotion. And:
-
-"Oh, oh," exclaimed Mr. Stafford, unable, in the midst of his laughter,
-to retain any further grip upon his friend.
-
-"My darling," once more began the solicitous O'Hara, turning his head
-round towards the arm-chair, but:
-
-"Judas!" hissed Sir Jasper, and furiously interposed his bulk between
-the Irishman and his intention.
-
-"Faith," cried Stafford, "can't you cover that head of yours, somehow,
-O'Hara? I vow the very sight of it is still the red rag to the
-bull.... The bull, aha!"
-
-"Ha! ha! ha!" broke in, this time uncontrolled, the merriment from the
-chair.
-
-The three men were struck into silence and immobility.
-
-Then, on tip toe, Mr. Stafford approached and peeped round the wing of
-the arm-chair. He looked, and seemed blasted with astonishment; looked
-again and made the rafters ring with his sonorous laugh, till the
-apprehensive landlord in the passage and the trembling dame in the bar
-were comforted and reassured by the genial sound.
-
-The high feminine trill of Mistress Kitty's musical mirth rang in
-sweetly with his.
-
-"Oh, Kitty Bellairs, Kitty Bellairs!" gasped Mr. Stafford, shook his
-finger at her, felt blindly for a support, and rolled up against Sir
-Jasper.
-
-The baronet straightway fell into an opportunely adjacent chair and
-there remained--his legs extended with compass stiffness, his eyes
-starting with truly bovine bewilderment--staring at the rosy visage,
-the plump little figure, that now emerged from the inglenook.
-
-"Oh dear, oh dear!" faintly murmured Stafford. And with a fresh breath
-he was off again. "Aha ha ha! for an ox, my Jasper, thou hast started
-on a lovely wild goose chase--as friend O'Hara might say." While:
-
-"Mercy on us!" rippled the lady. "I protest, 'tis the drollest scene.
-Oh, Sir Jasper, Sir Jasper, see what jealousy may bring a man to!"
-
-"Musha, it's neither head nor tail I can make of the game," said
-O'Hara, "but sure it's like an angel choir to hear you laugh again, me
-darling."
-
-The guileless gentleman approached his mistress as he spoke, and
-prepared to encircle her waist. But with a sudden sharpness she
-whisked herself from his touch.
-
-"Pray, sir," she said, "remember how we stand to each other! If I
-laugh 'tis with relief to know myself safe."
-
-"Safe?" he echoed with sudden awful misgiving.
-
-"Aye," said she, and spoke more tartly for the remorseful smiting of
-her own heart, as she marked the change in his face. "You would seem
-to forget, sir, that you have carried me off by violence--treacherously
-seized me with your hired ruffians." Her voice grew ever shriller, as
-certain rumours, which her expectant ears had already caught
-approaching, now grew quite unmistakable without, and hasty steps
-resounded in the passage. "Oh, Mr. O'Hara, you have cruelly used me!"
-cried the lady. "Oh, Sir Jasper, oh, Mr. Stafford, from what a fate
-has your most unexpected presence here to-night thus opportunely saved
-me!"
-
-At this point she looked up and gave a scream of most intense
-astonishment: for there, in the doorway, stood my Lord Verney; and,
-over his shoulder, peered the white face of Captain Spicer, all
-puckered up with curiosity.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XXII
-
-O'Hare drew himself up. He had grown all at once exceedingly still.
-
-Mr. Stafford, gradually recovering from his paroxysms, had begun to
-bestow some intelligent interest upon the scene. There was a mist of
-doubt in his eyes as he gazed from the victimised, but very lively,
-lady to her crestfallen "violent abductor," and thence to the gloomy
-countenance of the new-comer on the threshold. There seemed to be, it
-struck him, a prodigious deliberation in Mistress Kitty's cry and start
-of surprise.
-
-"What is my pretty Bellairs up to now? Well, poor Irish Denis, with
-all his wits, is no match for her anyhow, and, faith, she knows it,"
-thought he. Aloud he said, with great placidity: "Fie, fie, this is
-shocking to hear!" and sat, the good-humoured Chorus to the Comedy, on
-the edge of the table, waiting for the development of the next scene.
-Sir Jasper, wiping a beaded brow and still staring, as if by the sheer
-fixing of his bloodshot eye he could turn these disappointing puppets
-into the proper objects of his vengeance, was quite unable to follow
-any current but the muddy whirl of his own thoughts.
-
-Lord Verney alone it was, therefore, who rose at all to Mistress
-Kitty's situation.
-
-"Are _you_ the scoundrel, then," said he, marching upon O'Hara, "who
-dared to lay hands upon an unprotected lady in the very streets of
-Bath?"
-
-"Monstrous!" remarked Captain Spicer behind him. Then jogging his
-patron's elbow, "'Twas well spoke, Verney, man. At him again, there's
-blood in this."
-
-Mr. O'Hara looked steadily at Lord Verney, glancing contemptuously at
-Captain Spicer, and then gazed with long, full searching at the
-beguiling widow.
-
-She thought to scent danger to herself in the air; and, womanlike, she
-seized unscrupulously upon the sharpest weapon in her armoury.
-
-"Perhaps," she said, with an angry, scornful laugh, "Mr. O'Hara will
-now deny that he and his servants attacked my chairmen in the dark,
-threw me, screaming with terror, into his carriage, and that his
-intention was avowedly to wed me by force in London to-morrow."
-
-All eyes were fixed on the Irishman, and silence waited upon his reply.
-He had grown so pale that his red head seemed to flame by contrast. He
-made a low bow.
-
-"No, Kitty," said he, in a very gentle voice, "I deny nothing." Then
-sweeping the company with a haughty glance. "This lady," said he, "has
-spoken truth; as for me, I am ready to meet the consequences of my
-conduct."
-
-His eye finally rested once more on Lord Verney. The latter grew white
-and then scarlet; while Spicer whispered and again jogged.
-
-"Of course," blustered the youth, and wished that he had the curious
-digestion of his contemporaries, that his stomach did not so
-squeamishly rebel at the prospect of a dose of steel, "of course, sir,
-you must be aware----"
-
-"It shall be swords," interrupted the irrepressible Spicer; "and gad,
-sir, what my noble friend will have left of your body I will myself
-make mince of this night! Aye, sir," said the Captain, beginning to
-squint as was his wont under excitement, and slapping his bony chest;
-"I will fight you myself, sir."
-
-"Fight _you_!" exclaimed O'Hara, suddenly stung into magnificent
-contempt. "Fight you, sir?" he ran a withering eye over the
-grasshopper anatomy of the toady as he spoke, "you, sir, you, the
-writer of that dirty note this morning, bidding me
-apologise--apologise!" cried Denis, with his most luscious brogue, "to
-the man, Sir Jasper there, for having insulted you on the subject of
-your miserable mealy head--fight you, sir? Sure, rather than fight
-you," said Mr. O'Hara, searching for the most emphatic asseveration
-conceivable, "I'd never fight again for the rest of my life! But I'll
-tell you what I'll do for you: next time you thrust that ugly face of
-yours within the reach of me arm Oi'll pull your nose till it's as long
-as your tongue, and as slender as your courage, damme!"
-
-"Oh, gad! what a low scoundrel," murmured Captain Spicer, withdrawing
-quickly several paces, and with an intensified cast in his eye; "'tis
-positive unfit for a gentleman to speak to him!"
-
-"Now, my lord?" said O'Hara, resuming his easy dignity.
-
-But that her comedy should drift into tragedy was none of Mistress
-Kitty's intentions. Briskly stepping between the laboriously
-pugnacious Verney and the poor Irishman, whose eye (for all his present
-composure) shone with the lust of the fray, she thus addressed them
-collectively and in turn:
-
-"Shame, shame, gentlemen, I protest! Is it not enough that a poor
-woman's heart should be set a-fluttering by over-much love, must it now
-go pit-a-pat again for over-much hate? My Lord Verney, think of your
-mother. Think of her, of whose declining years you are the sole prop
-and joy; recall to mind those principles of high morality, of noble
-Christian duty, which that paragon of women so sedulously inculcated in
-you!" Her voice quivered on the faintest note of mockery. "Oh, what
-would that worthy lady's feelings be, were you to be brought home to
-her--a corse! What, ah what indeed! would _your_ feelings be if, by
-some accident," here she shot involuntarily what was almost the
-suspicion of a wink in the direction of O'Hara, "you had to answer for
-the life of a fellow-creature before to-morrow's dawn? Why, you could
-never open your Bible again without feeling in your bosom the throbbing
-heart of a Cain!" She stopped to draw breath.
-
-Mr. Stafford, one delighted grin, slid the whole length of the table on
-which he sat with dangling legs, to get a fuller view of the saucy
-face: "Incomparable Bellairs," he murmured to himself with keen
-appreciation, And: "So, ho, my noble friend," thought he, as he shot a
-glance at the solemn Verney, "now do I know what has closed to you for
-ever the gates of Paradise."
-
-"And you, Mr. O'Hara," resumed the lady, turning her eye, full of
-indefinable and entrancing subtleties upon the honest gentleman, "would
-you have me forgive you this night's work? Do not, then, do not force
-this impetuous young man to an unnecessary quarrel. Allow him to
-withdraw his challenge. Do that in _atonement_, sir," said she, with
-much severity of accent; but her eye said sweetly enough, "Do that for
-me" and gave further promise of unutterable reward.
-
-"Madam," said O'Hara, glancing away as if the sight of her beauty were
-now more pain than pleasure to him, "'tis for my Lord Verney to speak;
-I am entirely at his orders. I understand," and here, for all his
-chivalrousness, he could not refrain him from a point of satire, "I
-understand, ma'am, that you have given him the right to espouse your
-quarrels."
-
-"Most certainly," said the crimson Verney, who had been monstrously
-uneasy during his lady's sermon, not only because every word of it hit
-some tender point of his abnormally developed conscience, but also
-because of an indefinable sensation that he was being held up to
-ridicule, "most certainly, sir, it is as Mistress Bellairs's future
-husband that I find it incumbent--that I find myself forced,
-reluctantly--no, I mean----" here he floundered and looked round for
-Spicer, who, however, was ostentatiously turning his back upon the
-proceedings and gazing at the moon. "In fact," resumed the poor youth,
-falling back on his own unguided wits, "I have no alternative but to
-demand satisfaction for an attempt on the honour of the future Lady
-Verney."
-
-"Mercy on us!" cried Mistress Kitty, with a shrill indignant little
-scream. "Oh fie, my lord, who would have deemed you so bloodthirsty?
-Before heaven," she cried piously, glancing at the raftered ceiling,
-"before heaven, it would be the death of me, were there to be
-quarrelling, strife, contention for me--for _me_! Who am I," she said
-with the most angelic humility, "that two such gallant gentlemen should
-stake their lives for me? Rather," said she, "will I give you back
-your word, my lord. Indeed," this with a noble air of sacrifice, "I
-feel Providence has but too clearly shown me my duty. Hush, hush,
-Verney, bethink yourself! How could I ever face your mother (were you
-indeed to survive the encounter) with the knowledge that I had exposed
-you to danger; that for me you had loaded your soul with
-blood-guiltiness!"
-
-She shuddered and looked delicious.
-
-"Child," said she meltingly, as Lord Verney faintly protested, "it must
-be so. I have felt it more than once; you are too young." There was a
-conviction in her voice that gave no hope of reprieve, and Lord Verney,
-who had already found out that Mistress Bellairs was too dangerous a
-delight to pursue with comfort, accepted his sentence with a Christian
-resignation that did justice to his mother's training.
-
-"All, all must now be over between us," said Kitty pathetically, "save
-a gentle friendship! Your hand, my Lord."
-
-She reached for his clumsy paw with her determined little fingers.
-
-"Mr. O'Hara," said she, turning round. "_I forgive you_. Your hand
-also, sir."
-
-If the clasp she extended to Verney was purely official, that with
-which she now seized O Hara's cold right hand was eloquent enough with
-quick and secret pressure. But, for the first time in his life,
-perhaps, O'Hara was slow in returning a woman's token.
-
-"Shake hands," ordered Mistress Bellairs decisively, and joined the
-belligerents' palms.
-
-Here Stafford sprang jovially to the assistance of the pretty
-peacemaker.
-
-"Right, right," cried he. "Shake hands on it like good fellows. Fie!
-who could keep up a feud under those beaming eyes?--Never be downcast,
-Verney, lad! What did I tell thee, only yesterday, in the Pump Room,
-about thy halo?--Denis, my boy, I've always loved thee, but now I'll
-love thee more than ever, if only thou wilt mix us a bowl of punch in
-right good Irish fashion, so that in it we may drown all enmity and
-drink good friendship--and above all toast the divine Kitty Bellairs!"
-
-"Hurroosh," cried O'Hara, and with a valiant gulp determined to swallow
-his own bitter disappointment and flood in a tide of warm gaiety the
-cold ache in his heart. "By all means," cried he, wrung Verney's hand
-with feverish cordiality, and gave one last sadly-longing look at Kitty
-and his lovely delusive dream.
-
-Then spinning round upon himself he demanded loudly of the willing
-landlord, lemons and "the craythur--a couple of bottles, my friend--a
-bowl of sugar and a trifle of wather--the smaller the kittle the better
-it boils." And: "Wake up, man," cried he, slapping Sir Jasper on the
-back so that the powder flew from that baronet's queue. "Sure we're
-all happy, now."
-
-"Where's my wife, sir?" said the gloomy husband, springing to his feet
-fiercely. "I've been made a fool of between you, but all this does not
-tell me where my wife is! Stafford, man, I see it now: this has been a
-blind." He struck his forehead. "Ha, yes I have it now, it was a
-false scent--the villain, the fox is off with her on another road, with
-his tongue in his cheek, grinning to think of me sitting and waiting
-for them at Devizes!--Tom, the chaise, the horses! There's not a
-moment to be lost!"
-
-"Devil a horse or chay for me, sir," cried his friend. And nodding at
-Kitty: "I know when I'm in good company," he pursued, "if you
-don't.--Sit down, man, there's punch brewing. Your vengeance will keep
-hot enough, ha, ha, but the punch won't."
-
-"Glory be to God," cried O'Hara, staring at Sir Jasper as if he were a
-natural curiosity, "I've known many a madman, but I never knew one mad
-enough yet to run away from a punch-bowl!"
-
-With lace ruffles neatly turned back from his deft hands, O'Hara began
-to peel the lemons.
-
-"Do you," now said Captain Spicer with an ingratiating chirp. "Do you
-really care for _quite_ so much peel in the bowl ... ahem?"
-
-The speaker stopped suddenly and seemed to wither quite away under a
-sudden look from the punch-brewer (who had made a movement as though to
-put his knife and lemons down and employ his fingers differently) and
-the next instant found him whispering in Stafford's ear:
-
-"You're a man of the world, I know, friend Stafford," said he. "No
-doubt you will laugh at my over-nice sense of delicacy, but just now,
-in his ravings, poor O'Hara made a kind of threat, I believe, about
-pulling my nose. What would _you_ advise me to do in the matter? Look
-over it, eh?"
-
-"Certainly," cried the spark, with a glance of the most airy contempt.
-"Look over it, _as straight as you can_. Look over it, by all means,
-but as you value the symmetry of that ornament to your countenance,
-Captain Spicer--if I were you I should keep it well-buttered."
-
- * * * * *
-
-With an art of which he alone was master, Captain Spicer hereupon
-vanished from the company, without being missed.
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XXIII
-
-"'Tis an orgy!" exclaimed Lady Maria.
-
-"Oh, Jasper!" sobbed Lady Standish.
-
-"'Twould be interesting to know," further trumpeted Lady Maria, "which
-of these gentlemen is supposed to have run away with the widow
-Bellairs?"
-
-"Oh, Kitty!" sobbed Lady Standish.
-
-"My God!" said Sir Jasper, laying down his reeking glass and hardly
-believing his eyes.
-
-Mistress Kitty (seated between O'Hara and Stafford at the end of the
-table, while Lord Verney and Sir Jasper faced each other), continued,
-unmoved, to sip her fragrant brew and cocked her wicked eye at the
-newcomers, enjoying the situation prodigiously. She laid an arresting
-hand upon the cuffs of her neighbours, who, all polite amazement, were
-about to spring to their feet. "Keep still," said she, "keep still and
-let Sir Jasper and his lady first have their little explanation
-undisturbed. Never intermeddle between husband and wife," she added
-demurely: "it has always been one of my guiding axioms!"
-
-"Well, Sir Jasper Standish, these are pretty goings on!" cried Lady
-Maria, "for a three months' husband.... (Hold up, my poor dear Julia!)
-Profligate!" snorted the old lady, boring the baronet through with one
-gimlet eye. "Dissolute wretch! highwayman!"
-
-"I demand," fluted Lady Standish's plaintive treble (in her gentle
-obstinate heart she had come to the fixed resolution of never allowing
-Sir Jasper out of her sight again), "I demand to be taken back to my
-mother, and to have an immediate separation."
-
-"Running away with women out of the streets of Bath!--A lady," (sniff)
-"supposed to be engaged to my nevvy! Poor deluded boy----"
-
-"And my dearest friend!--oh, Jasper! _How could you_?"
-
-Sir Jasper broke in upon his wife's treble with the anguished roar of
-the goaded: "The devil take me," cried he, "if I don't think the whole
-world's going mad! _I_ elope with the widow Bellairs, Lady Maria,
-ma'am? _I_ treacherous, my Lady? Ha!" He positively capered with
-fury and wounded feeling and general distraction, as he drew the
-incriminating documents from his breast, and flourished them, one in
-each hand, under the very nose of his accusers. "What of _Red Curl_,
-madam? What of the man who kissed the dimple, madam? What of your
-lover, madam!"
-
-In his confusion he hurled the last two demands straight in Lady
-Maria's face, who, with all the indignation of outraged virtue,
-exclaimed in her deepest note:
-
-"Vile slanderer, I deny it!"
-
-Here Mistress Bellairs deemed the moment ripe for her delicate
-interference.
-
-"My lovely Standish," she cried, "you look sadly. Indeed I fear you
-will swoon if you do not sit. Pray Mr. Stafford, conduct my Lady
-Standish to the arm-chair and make her sip a glass of cordial from the
-bowl yonder."
-
-"Oh, Kitty!" cried Lady Standish, and devoured the widow's face with
-eager eyes to see whether friend or enemy was heralded there.
-
-"My dear," whispered Kitty, "nothing could be going better. Sit down,
-I tell you, and I promise you that in ten minutes you will have Sir
-Jasper on his knees."
-
-Then running up to Sir Jasper and speaking with the most childlike and
-deliberate candour:
-
-"Pray, Sir Jasper," said she, "and what might you be prating of letters
-and red curls? Strange now," she looked round the company with dewy,
-guileless eyes, "_I_ lost a letter only a day or two ago at your
-house--a," she dropped her lids with a most entrancing little simper,
-"a rather private letter. I believe I must have lost it in dear
-Julia's parlour, near the sofa, for I remember I pulled out my
-handkerchief----"
-
-"Good God!" said Sir Jasper, hoarsely, and glared at her, all doubt,
-and crushed the letters in his hand.
-
-"Could you--could _you_ have _found_ it, Sir Jasper, I wonder? Mercy
-on me! And then this morning ... 'tis the strangest thing ... I get
-another letter, another rather private letter, and after despatching a
-few notes to my friends, for the life of me, I could not find the
-letter any more! And I vow I wanted it, for I had scarce glanced at
-it."
-
-"Oh, Mistress Bellairs!" cried Sir Jasper. "Tell me," cried he
-panting, "what did these letters contain?"
-
-"La!" said she, "what a question to put to a lady!"
-
-"For God's sake, madam!" said he, and in truth he looked piteous.
-
-"Then, step apart," said she, "and for dear Julia's sake I will confide
-in you, as a gentleman."
-
-She led him to the moonlit window, while all followed them with curious
-eyes--except Verney, who surreptitiously drank his punch, and slid away
-from the table, with the fear of his aunt in his heart. And now
-Mistress Kitty hung her head, looked exceedingly bashful and
-exceedingly coy. She took up a corner of her dainty flowered gown and
-plaited it in her fingers.
-
-"Was there," she asked, "was there anything of the description of a--of
-a trifling lock of hair, in the first letter--'twas somewhat of an
-auburn hue?"
-
-"Confusion!" exclaimed the baronet, thrust the fateful letters into her
-hand, and turning on his heel, stamped his foot, muttering furiously:
-"Curse the fool that wrote them, and the feather-head that dropped
-them!"
-
-"And what of the fool that picked them up and read them?" whispered
-Mistress Kitty's voice in his ears, sharp as a slender stiletto.
-
-She looked him up and down with a fine disdainful mockery.
-
-"Why will you men write?" said she meaningly. "Letters are dangerous
-things!"
-
-He stood convicted, without a word.
-
-"La! what a face!" she cried aloud now. "I protest you quite frighten
-me. And how is it you are not overjoyed, Sir Jasper? Here is your
-Julia proved whiter than the driven snow and more injured than
-Griselidis, and you not at her feet!"
-
-"Where is she?" said Sir Jasper, half strangled by contending emotions.
-
-"Why, there, in that arm-chair in the inglenook."
-
-Mistress Kitty smoothed her restored treasures quite tenderly, folded
-them neatly and slipped them into the little brocade bag that hung at
-her waist.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Indeed, Lady Standish," said Mr. Stafford, "a glass of punch will do
-you no harm."
-
-"Punch?" echoed Lady Maria--then turning fiercely on her nephew: "What,
-my Lord!" said she, "would your mother say? Why you are positively
-reeking with the dissolute fumes!"
-
-"My dear Lady Maria," interposed the urbane Stafford, "a mere cordial,
-a grateful fragrance to heighten the heart after fatigue and emotions,
-a sovereign thing, madam, against the night air--the warmest antidote!
-A sip of it, I assure you, would vastly restore you."
-
-"I," she said, "I, drink with the profligate and the wanton! The
-deceiving husband and the treacherous friend!" She gave the fiercer
-refusal for that she felt so strongly in her old bones the charm of his
-description.
-
-"Pooh, pooh! my dear ladies, if that is all," said Mr. Stafford, "then,
-by Heaven, let the glass circulate at once! Indeed, your La'ship,"
-turning to Lady Standish, "so far from our good Jasper having anything
-to say to Mistress Bellairs's presence here to-night, let me assure you
-that he and I set out alone at an early hour this evening, with no
-other object but to be of service to your ladyship--whom your anxious
-husband had been led to believe was likely to come this way ...
-somewhat--ah--unsuitably protected, as he thought."
-
-Then he bent down and whispered into Lady Standish's pretty ear (which
-she willingly enough lent to such consoling assurances): "As for your
-friend," he went on, "our delightful if volatile Bellairs--she came
-here with a vastly different person to Sir Jasper: poor O'Hara
-yonder--who's drinking all the punch! She will tell you herself how it
-happened.... But, gracious stars, my _dear_ Lady Maria, have you not
-yet been given a glass of the--of Mr. O'Hara's restorative!"
-
-"Allow me," cried Kitty, who, having just settled Sir Jasper's business
-for him, had now freedom to place her energies elsewhere. "Dearest
-Lady Maria--how sweet of you to join us in our little reconciliation
-feast!" She took a brimming glass from O'Hara's hands and held it,
-with a winning smile, for Lady Maria's acceptance.
-
-"Madam," responded the matron, scowled, drew her voluminous skirts
-together and became impenetrably deaf.
-
-"Ah," cried the widow in her topmost notes, "Madam, how I should have
-revered such a relative as yourself! Next to the joy of calling my
-Lord Verney's mother, _my_ mother, would have been that of calling his
-aunt, _my_ aunt! But the dream is over. Lord Verney and I can never
-be more to each other than we are now."
-
-"Eh?" and the Dowager recovered her hearing. "What's that, what's
-that, nevvy?"
-
-"'Tis, alas, true," said Lord Verney, with great demureness. "Mistress
-Bellairs has given me back my word."
-
-"Forgive me, dear Lady Maria," trilled the widow.
-
-"Mercy on us!" ejaculated the old lady; then, as if unconsciously,
-groped for the glass in Mistress Kitty's hand.
-
-"Sit down, sit down all!" cried Mistress Bellairs. Stafford echoed
-with a jovial shout. There was a call for a fresh bowl. O'Hara's eyes
-began to dance, his tongue to resume its glibness. And Lady Maria was
-surprised to find how long her tumbler took to empty, but, curiously,
-never failed to be looking the other way when Mistress Bellairs with
-tenderest solicitude plied the silver ladle in her direction.
-
-"I hope," said the ancient lady, now wreathed in smiles, "I hope that
-Mr. O'Hara's cordial is not really stronger than Madeira wine--which my
-physician, that charming Sir George, says is all I ought to drink."
-
-"Madeira?" cried Mr. O'Hara, "Madeira wine is a very fair drink ... it
-is a fine stirring dhrink. But 'tis apt, I'm afraid, to heat the blood
-overmuch. Now Claret," he went on, pursuing the thesis, "Claret's the
-wine for gentlemen--only for the divil of a way it has of lying cold
-upon the stomach ... after four or five bottles.... Do I hear you say:
-'Port,' over there, Tom, me boy? I'll not deny but that Port has
-qualities. It's strong, it's mellow--but it's heavy. It sends a
-fellow to sleep, and that's a tirrible bad mark against it; for 'tis
-near as bad for a man to sleep when he has a bottle going, as when he
-has a lady coming. Then there's Champagne for you: there's
-exhilaration in Champagne, 'tis the real tipple for a gentleman when
-he's alone--in a _tête-à-tête_--but 'tis not the wine for great
-company. Now, my dear friends," said O'Hara, stirring his new brew
-with the touch of a past master, "if you want to know a wine that
-combines the fire of the Madeira with the elegance of the Claret, the
-power and mellowness of the Port with the exhilaration of the
-Champagne--there's nothing in the world can compare to a fine
-screeching bowl of Brandy Punch!"
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XXIV
-
-When Mistress Kitty had sipped half a glass with great show of relish
-and rakishness, and Lady Standish, under protest, had sucked a few
-spoonfuls; when Lady Maria, stuck in the middle of her fourth helping,
-protested that she really could not finish the tumbler and forthwith
-began to show signs of incoherence and somnolence; when O'Hara broke
-into snatches of song, and Lord Verney began to make calf's eyes afresh
-at the lost Mistress Kitty; when Sir Jasper, hanging round his wife's
-chair, showed unequivocal signs of repentance and a longing for
-reconciliation: when Stafford himself became more pointed in his
-admiration of Mistress Kitty and a trifle broader in his jests than was
-quite consistent with his usual breeding, the little widow deemed it,
-at last, time to break up the party.
-
-There was a vast bustle, a prodigious ordering and counter-ordering.
-
-"Never mind me," whispered Stafford, ever full of good humour and tact,
-into Sir Jasper's ear, "take your wife home, man, I'll sleep here if
-needs be."
-
-"Not a foot," asserted O'Hara, apparently quite sober, and speaking
-with the most pleasant deliberation in the world, "not a foot will I
-stir from this place, so long as there is a lemon left."
-
-"The cursed scoundrel," cried Lord Verney, babbling with fury as he
-returned from the stables, "the scoundrel, Spicer, has driven off with
-my curricle!"
-
-"Then shall we be a merry trio to drink daylight in," said Stafford,
-and cheered.
-
-"Come, _dear_ Lady Maria," said Kitty. "I shall take care of you. I
-will give you a seat in my chaise; we shall drive home together."
-
-"Certainly, my dear, certainly," mumbled the Dowager. "Who is that
-remarkably agreeable person?" she requested to know of Stafford in her
-prodigiously audible whisper. "My dear," she turned again to Kitty, "I
-like you wonderfully. I cannot quite remember your name, my dear, but
-we will go home together."
-
-"Dear, _dear_ Lady Maria!" cried Mistress Kitty, honey sweet. "My Lord
-Verney, give your arm to your revered relative--mind you lead her
-carefully," she said, with all the imps in her eyes dancing, "for I
-fear Mr. Stafford's cordial has proved a little staggering--_after the
-night air_! And warn her ladyship's attendant to be ready to escort us
-back in my carriage."
-
-Then, taking advantage of Sir Jasper's absence--that gentleman might
-even then be heard cursing his sleepy servants in the yard--Mistress
-Kitty ran over to Lady Standish, who stood wistful and apart at the
-inglenook.
-
-"My dear," she murmured, "the game is now in your hands."
-
-"Ah, no!" returned the other. "Oh, Kitty, you have been an evil
-counsellor!"
-
-"Is this your gratitude?" retorted Kitty, and pinched her friend with
-vicious little fingers. "Why, woman, your husband never thought so
-much of you in his life as he does to-day! Why, there has never been
-so much fuss made over you since you were born. Are these your thanks?"
-
-"Oh, for the moment when I can fly to his bosom and tell him all! My
-foolish endeavour to make him jealous, my sinful pretence that he had a
-rival in my heart!"
-
-"What?" exclaimed the widow, and her whisper took all the emphasis of a
-shriek. "Fly to his bosom? Then I have done with you! Bring him to
-his knees you mean, madam. Tell him all? Tell him all, forsooth, let
-him know you have made a fool of him, all for nothing; let him think
-that you had never had an idea beyond pining for his love; that no
-other man ever thought of you, that he has never had a rival, never
-will have one, that you are merely his own uninteresting Julia whom
-nobody wants. Why, Lady Standish, 'tis laying down the arms when the
-battle is yours. Sheer insanity! Prodigious, prodigious!" cried
-Mistress Kitty. "Is it possible that you and I are of the same sex?"
-
-Bewildered, yet half convinced, Lady Standish listened and wondered.
-
-"Be guided by me," whispered Kitty again. "Indeed, my dear, I mean
-well by you. Keep your secret if you love your husband. Keep it more
-preciously than you would keep jour youth and your beauty; for I tell
-you 'tis now your most valuable possession. Here," said she, and took
-a letter from her famous bag and thrust it into Julia's hands, "here is
-what will bring him to his knees! Oh, what a game you have upon this
-drive home if you know how to play it!"
-
-"What is this, now?" cried Lady Standish.
-
-"Hush!" ordered Kitty, and clapped her friend's hand over the letter.
-"Promise, promise! Here comes your lord!"
-
-Sir Jasper had approached them as she spoke; he now bowed confusedly
-and took his wife's hand. But:
-
-"A word in your ear," said Mistress Kitty, arresting him as they were
-about to pass out. "A word in your ear, sir. If a man has a treasure
-at home he would keep for himself, he will do well to guard it! An
-unwatched jewel, my good sir, invites thieves. Good-night!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-And now in the great room of the _Bear Inn_ were left only three: the
-two gallant gentlemen, O'Hara and Stafford, and Mistress Kitty.
-
-Mistress Kitty's game had been successfully played out; and yet the
-lady lingered.
-
-"Good night," she began, then shot a glance at Stafford. "I wonder,"
-she said innocently, "if my carriage be ready, and whether Lady Maria
-is well installed?"
-
-"I will see," said Stafford simply, and vanished.
-
-O'Hara stood by the table, slowly dipping the ladle into the punch and
-absently pouring the liquor back into the bowl again. She sidled round
-to him.
-
-"Denis!" said she.
-
-He turned his wildly-bright eyes upon her, but made no answer.
-
-"I'm going back," said she, and held out her hand.
-
-He carefully put down the ladle, took the tips of her little fingers
-and kissed them. But his hands and his lips were cold.
-
-"Glory be to God," said he, "it's a grand game you played with me ...
-the Bath Comedy entirely, Kitty."
-
-Then he dropped her hand and took up the punch-ladle again with
-downcast looks.
-
-"Will you not give me your arm to my carriage?" said she, after a
-slight pause.
-
-"Ah, Kitty, sure haven't you broke my heart for me ... and has not the
-punch robbed me of my legs!"
-
-His wild bright eyes were deeply sad as he turned them on her, and he
-was pale as death.
-
-She drew back quickly, frowned, hesitated, frowned again, and then
-brightened up once more.
-
-"Then, sir," said she, "when your legs are restored to you, pray let
-them conduct your heart round to my lodgings, and we shall see what can
-be done towards mending it."
-
-She dropped him a curtsey and was gone.
-
-As Stafford folded her into the chaise, he whispered:
-
-"If ever _I_ have a chance of running away with you, Kitty, I'll take
-very good care not to let you know which road I mean to choose!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-
-
-
-SCENE XXV
-
-As the carriage rolled homewards on the Bath Road, Lady Standish, both
-hands folded over the mysterious letter, sat staring out of the window
-with unseeing eyes. The dawn had begun to break upon a cloudless sky;
-the air was chill and brisk; mists wreathed white scarves over the
-fields. She felt conscious in every fibre of her being that Sir Jasper
-was eagerly contemplating her in the cold grey light. Heart and brain
-were in a turmoil; the anguish, the violent emotions, the successive
-scenes of the last forty-eight hours passed again before her mind like
-a phantasmagoria. Partly because of Mistress Bellairs's advice and
-partly because of a certain womanly resentment, which, gentle as she
-was, still reared itself within her, she did not even cast a look upon
-her husband, but sat mutely, gazing at the land. Presently she became
-aware that he had slid an arm behind her waist. She trembled a little,
-but did not turn to him.
-
-"Julia," said he, in a muffled uncertain tone, "Julia, I--I have done
-you injustice." Then, for jealousy is as ill to extinguish as a fire
-that smoulders, a flame of the evil passion leaped up again with him.
-"But you must admit," said he, "that I had cause. Your own words, I
-may say your own confession----"
-
-Lady Standish turned her head, lifted heavy lids and for a moment fixed
-upon him the most beautiful eyes in the world.
-
-"Nay," said she, "I made no confession." Her tongue trembled upon
-other protestations, yet Kitty's warning carried the day.
-
-"Tell me," said he, and bent to her, "tell me was it Lord Verney after
-all?"
-
-Lady Standish again raised her eyes to his face, and could such a thing
-have been possible in a creature whose very being was all tenderness,
-he would have sworn that in her gaze there was contempt.
-
-"Sir Jasper," said she, "it never was Lord Verney!" And then she
-added: "Has there not been enough of this?"
-
-As she spoke she moved her hands and involuntarily looked down at the
-letter she held. Then she sat as if turned to stone. The letter was
-in Sir Jasper's writing and addressed to Mistress Bellairs!
-
-"What have you there?" cried he.
-
-"Nay," said she, "I know not, for 'tis not my letter. But you will
-know." And she held it up to him, and her hand did not tremble, yet
-was a cold fear upon her. "You wrote it," she said. He stared and his
-countenance changed, utter discomposure fell upon him.
-
-"Julia," cried he, "Julia, upon my honour! I swear 'twas nothing, less
-than nothing, a mere idle bit of gallantry--a jest!" As he spoke he
-fell upon one knee in the chaise, at her feet.
-
-"Then I may read it?" said she.
-
-"Ah, Julia!" cried he, and encircled her with his arms. She felt the
-straining eagerness of his grasp, she felt his heart beat stormily.
-With a sudden warmth she knew that after all his love was hers.
-
-Then she had an inspiration, one worthy of a cleverer woman: but love
-has his own geniuses. She disengaged herself from his embrace and put
-the letter into his hand.
-
-"Take it," said she.
-
-"Julia," he cried, and shook from head to foot, and the tears sprang to
-his eyes, "I never gave her a serious thought. I vow I hate the woman."
-
-"Then tear it up," said Lady Standish, with a superhuman magnanimity
-that almost turned her faint.
-
-He rose and tore the letter in shreds (quickly, lest she should repent)
-and flung them out of the window. She watched the floating pieces
-flutter and vanish. In her secret soul she said to herself:
-
-"Mistress Bellairs and I shall be very good friends at a distance!"
-
-Her husband was kneeling at her feet again. "Angel," cried he
-pleadingly, and once more she was in his arms; and yet his jealous
-heart kept growling within him, like a surly dog that will not be
-silenced. "Julia," said he in her ear, "but one word, one word, my
-love! Julia, is there anyone, anything between us?"
-
-"Oh, that," she said, and smiled archly, "that, sir, you must discover
-for yourself." Her head sank on his shoulder as she spoke.
-
-"You torture me!" he murmured. But she knew that he had never kissed
-her with such passion in all his life before.
-
- * * * * *
-
-As her chaise followed on the road, some hundred yards or so behind Sir
-Jasper's, Mistress Bellairs, sitting beside Lady Maria (who snored the
-whole way with rhythmic steadiness) gazed across the livid fields
-towards the low horizon where the slow fires of dawn were pulsing into
-brightness. She was in deeply reflective mood.
-
-In her excited, busy brain she revolved many important questions and
-weighed the gains and losses in her game of "Love and Hazard" with all
-the seriousness of the gambler homeward bound after a heavy night.
-
-"At least," she thought, with a little sigh, but with some complacency,
-"I did a vastly good turn to my Lady Standish. But the woman is a
-fool, if a sweet one, and fools are past permanent mending. I did
-well," thought she, "to condemn the Calf--there is no doubt of that."
-She glanced at Lady Maria's withered countenance, unlovely and
-undignified in her stupor---- "The menagerie would have been the death
-of me, promptly.... But, my poor O'Hara! How could I ever have called
-him a cucumber? _There_ was love for the taking, now--yet no!
-Worshipper, vastly well; but husband? not for me, not for me! Bless
-me," she cried to herself testily; "is a woman to have no choice
-between mid-winter, green spring, or the dog days? If I ever allow
-myself to be abducted again, 'twill be with your Man of the World--one
-with palate enough to _relish me_ without wanting to swallow me at a
-gulp."
-
-She paused in her train of thought to laugh at the recollection of Mr.
-Stafford's parting speech. "There is an easy heart for you!" she
-murmured. "A gallant gentleman, with as pretty a wit as O'Hara
-himself, and every whit as good a leg. Perhaps," thought Mistress
-Kitty, yawned and grew sleepy; nodded her delicate head; dreamed then a
-little dream and saw a silver Beau in the moonlight, and woke up with a
-smile. The spires of Bath Cathedral pierced silver grey through a
-golden mist; far beneath her gaze, as the chaise began to tip the crest
-of the great hill, like a silver ribbon ran the river. "Perhaps....
-We shall see," said the widow.
-
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-<h1>
-<br /><br />
- <i>The<br />
- <span style="color: red;">Bath Comedy</span></i><br />
-</h1>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="t3b">
- <i>By</i><br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="t2">
- <i>Agnes &amp; Egerton Castle</i><br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="t4">
- <i>Authors of 'The Pride of Jennico,' &amp;c.</i><br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p class="t3">
- <i>London<br />
- Macmillan and Co., Limited<br />
- 1900</i><br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="t4">
- <i>All rights reserved</i><br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p class="t4">
- GLASGOW: PRINTED AT THE UNIVERSITY PRESS<br />
- BY ROBERT MACLEHOSE AND CO.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p class="t3">
- Dedicated<br />
- to our Sister<br />
- Mrs. Francis Blundell of Crosby<br />
- ("M. E. Francis")<br />
- who, over the MS. of this frivolous<br />
- drama, was the first to<br />
- give us the kindly<br />
- criticism of<br />
- laughter<br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p class="t3b">
- <i>Contents</i><br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
- <a href="#preface">PREFACE</a><br />
- <a href="#chap01">SCENE I.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap02">SCENE II.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap03">SCENE III.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap04">SCENE IV.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap05">SCENE V.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap06">SCENE VI.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap07">SCENE VII.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap08">SCENE VIII.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap09">SCENE IX.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap10">SCENE X.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap11">SCENE XI.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap12">SCENE XII.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap13">SCENE XIII.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap14">SCENE XIV.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap15">SCENE XV.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap16">SCENE XVI.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap17">SCENE XVII.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap18">SCENE XVIII.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap19">SCENE XIX.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap20">SCENE XX.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap21">SCENE XXI.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap22">SCENE XXII.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap23">SCENE XXIII.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap24">SCENE XXIV.</a><br />
- <a href="#chap25">SCENE XXV.</a><br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="preface"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-<i>Preface</i>
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-<i>The Royal Crescent&mdash;</i>
-</p>
-
-<p class="poem">
- "<i>Open we here on a Spring day fine...</i>"<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
-<i>the first scene of this Bath
-Comedy.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>The precise year, however, may not be given.
-A sufficient reason for reticence in the matter
-of exact date will be found in the unfortunate
-predicament of the then Bishop of Bath and
-Wells: undoubtedly a most mortifying episode in
-the life of an invariably dignified Divine. Now
-there were several Bishops of Bath and Wells
-during the second half of the 18th century,
-and this trifling lack of circumstantiality will
-do away with the least trace of scandal.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>The second half of the century, however,
-is admitted. The fact, indeed, would be
-revealed at once to the curious in the matter,
-by the mention, on the one hand, of the King's
-Circus (which dates from the last years of
-second George), and on the other by the
-reference to Bathwick Meadows as a solitary
-site and still fitted at the time to an honourable
-meeting, whereas it has been known as a place
-of popular resort (under the name of Sydney
-Gardens) since the year 1795.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>A few other points, again (should anyone
-think worth his while to consider so trifling a
-question), might serve to fix within a few
-lustres the date of Mrs. Kitty Bellairs' cantrips
-as they affected, among other things, Lady
-Standish's domestic happiness, Mr. O'Hara's
-connubial hopes, and my Lord Verney's
-sentimental education.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>It may be noticed, for instance, that the
-gentlemen wear their swords. That was, as
-most people know, a distinction strenuously denied
-them so long as the immortal Master of
-Ceremonies, Mr. Richard Nash, reigned as King
-of Bath. Now, his autocratic rule came to
-an end before George the Third was King.
-As another landmark it will be recalled that
-the notorious and indecorous encounter between
-Richard Brinsley Sheridan and that unpleasant
-personage, Captain Matthews, was the last
-duel with swords fought in the Kingdom: and
-it was fought in 1772.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Furthermore, our Captain Spicer (whether
-veraciously or not) claims to have been a
-favoured pupil of the famous Angelo&mdash;and
-such a perfecting course in the noble art could
-not have been acquired before the early sixties.
-Then, again, there is still a good deal of powder
-in our actors' head-dress. The slippers of our
-actresses are still delicious and high-heeled: the
-sandal of the nineties has not yet made its
-dreadful appearance. And the ladies visard,
-if not so universal as it once had been, is still
-an accepted institution.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>It will suffice, in short, to say of our
-characters (if once more we may be allowed to
-paraphrase some of Mr. Austin Dobson's dainty
-verses) that</i>
-</p>
-
-<p class="poem">
- <i>They lived in that past Georgian day,<br />
- When men were less inclined to say<br />
- That "Time is Gold" and overlay<br />
- With toil their pleasure....</i><br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Those were, on the whole, rather more joyous
-times than our own, and more different than
-the mere lapse of one century seems to account
-for. The gentlemen then, dressed almost as
-handsomely, prinked and plumed themselves as
-elaborately, as the ladies. Gallantry in both
-senses and ready wit were their most precious
-claim: a fight was considered a full remedy
-to a slight, a sharp epigram to an injury.
-Heavy drinking was held an indispensable
-accompaniment to good-fellowship; and
-love-making was a far suppler art than seems
-known to this more earnest century&mdash;a pastime
-for "the quality," something on par with the
-gambling passion. "Virtue" not modesty,
-was woman's fair fame. A forcible abduction
-would at a pinch be argued as an undeniable
-compliment. Life ran like a dance then, with
-merry, tapping heels and light-hearted
-interchange of partner: those old-world days were
-much younger than ours.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>So much for the times, and for the characters.
-For scenery we have this gem among
-prosperous towns. The grey stone city of
-wealthy, sedate residences, arranged with noble
-architectural effect in broad straight streets,
-wide open squares, parades, terraces, crescents;
-tier upon tier on the slope of a hill down to
-the water's edge; set serenely in a wooded
-valley, with much green in perspective beyond
-the lazy, slowly winding Avon.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Indeed, of its kind, Bath is unique among the
-cities of Europe: deprived as it is, by modern
-conditions, of its former social attractions, it is
-still one of the most beautiful.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Like so many very old towns, it has had a
-long Roman existence; its luxurious baths and
-other remains testify to its splendour when it
-was known as Aquae Solis. It filled, also,
-an important place in the land as a Mediaeval
-Borough, wall-girt and defensible: of that
-period the Abbey Church, the "Lantern of
-England" remains a handsome bequest. But,
-on the surface at least, there is now nothing
-to recall vividly any older past than the days
-of periwig, of powder and patches, of "wine
-and walnut" wit. Its characteristic charm,
-one which, happily, the present age has had
-little power to efface, is par excellence that of
-the 18th Century; for it was in early and middle
-Georgian years that, with a strange suddenness
-"The Bath" became an accepted centre of
-fashion and pleasure, and assumed its special
-physiognomy of leisure, wealth and exclusiveness.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>This old-world air still hangs about the
-residential part of the Town and in a singularly
-haunting way. In those broad streets, calm
-and silent and almost deserted at most hours,
-in those high-windowed houses, typical of
-stateliness and cold elegance rather than of lolling
-comfort, the very atmosphere seems to this
-day redolent of "Chippendale" notions. The
-sordidly plain modern dress of man is painfully
-incongruous. The rattling cab is a discord.
-It would be a relief, much more than an
-astonishment, to note an obvious three-cornered
-hat, a broad-skirted coat, on one's fellow man,
-to hear on the flags the regular tramp of
-Chairmen swinging along some dainty charge
-deliciously powdered and rouged!</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>The course of an hundred and odd years
-has obliterated some scenes, and modified all
-to some extent. Orange Grove has lost, 'tis
-true, much of its discreet character; and its
-neighbouring chocolate rooms, so handy to
-intrigues, are now only memories. The Assembly
-Rooms are shorn of all fashion. The new
-Great Pump Room is not quite a replica of
-the old, though it has retained its general
-air&mdash;but the Crescents, Royal and Lansdowne,
-the Circus, Gay Street and Queen Square, the
-Parades, and the flags of Abbey Place, are
-still for us. At certain hours, if we have
-the mood, we can readily people them again
-in our mind's eye with notable guests of "The
-Bath" in its great days.... Dr. Johnson
-and my Lord Chesterfield, Pops, Oliver
-Goldsmith, Sheridan, Smollett, Chatham,
-Gainsborough, Fanny Burney, according to the fleeting
-thought&mdash;all "faithfuls of the Spa"&mdash;Greatness,
-Literature, Art, mere Fashion&mdash;or, again,
-shall we say Squire Bramble, or Lydia
-Languish, or Sir Anthony Absolute; or blushing,
-too ingenuous Evelina...?</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Why, the place is alive with suggestion!
-Here a house front, with its carved stone
-wreaths and urns and bosses, with its pedimented
-windows or its shell-canopied door (still provided
-with its long since honorary link-extinguisher) if
-you look at it enquiringly, seems ready to tell
-its tale of by-gone life. But, unlike that of
-so many buildings of a past age, the tale of a
-house in Bath rarely takes the earnest romantic
-turn: it is irresistibly a "Comedy," comedy of
-intrigue and manners, of fashion and all its
-consequent frivolity (with perhaps just a little
-pathos, but never beyond the limits of elegance)
-Comedie à la Française mostly. Je trompe, tu
-trompes, nous trompons...!</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>In this guise the first stately building at
-the western extremity of the Royal Crescent,
-its pilasters, its stone steps, curvetting
-iron-work, clamoured to tell of Lady Standish's
-so nearly disastrous experiment on her husband's
-credulity. The corner house of Gay Street near
-George Street (opposite the alluring old-book
-store of Mr. Meehan&mdash;the genial Bath
-Antiquary) proclaimed at all the pores of its
-crumbling stones, as clearly as if the
-commemorative tablet had duly been erected, that
-the warm-hearted Irishman, the Honble. Denis
-O'Hara, had dwelt there in the year 17&mdash;.
-There is another house, at the southern corner
-of Queen Square, adorned with Cupid's heads
-and cornucopiae, which beyond all manner of
-doubt in that same year was the "lodging"
-(Fashion spoke of lodgings then!) of the
-ingenious young widow Bellairs. In the same
-manner the middle building, facing west, of
-Pierrepont's Street, one of the most correct in
-Bath, has still all the conscious air of having
-sheltered once that most excellent young man,
-Lord Verney.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>One of the drawbacks of setting down a
-comedy in narrative form is the necessary
-curtailing of all descriptive passages and
-explanatory ethical disquisitions: in such a frame,
-pen and ink pictures of scenery, and the
-rendering of atmosphere, are out of place.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Let it therefore be borne in mind that, in
-this Butterfly Drama, with the exception of
-the penultimate scene enacted at the Inn in
-Devizes, the scenery is altogether cast in or
-about the handsome old grey town; in its
-lofty-ceiled, polished-floored rooms, rather bare; on
-its broad pavement, clean and trim and as
-little crowded as any conventional stage. Of
-the rest it must be understood that we are in
-the midst of what has been extolled as "the
-Bath manner" and that throughout, as was
-said of another, but world-wide known, Bath
-Comedy,</i>
-</p>
-
-<p class="poem">
- "<i>Love gilds the scene, and woman guides the plot.</i>"<br />
- &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>A. &amp; E. C.</i><br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
- 49 Sloane Gardens, S.W.,<br />
- &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<i>April</i>, 1900.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap01"></a></p>
-
-<h2>
-The Bath Comedy
-</h2>
-
-<p><br /><br /></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE I
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-"What? My sweet Lady Standish in tears!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty Bellairs poised her dainty
-person on one foot and cast a mocking,
-somewhat contemptuous, yet good-humoured glance
-at the slim length of sobbing womanhood
-prone on the gilt-legged, satin-cushioned sofa.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tears," said Mistress Kitty, twirling round
-on her heel to look at the set of her new
-sacque in the mirror and admire its delicate
-flowered folds, as they caught the shafts of
-spring sunshine that pierced into the long dim
-room from the narrow street. "Tears, my
-dear, unless you cry becomingly, which I
-would have you know not one in the thousand
-can, are a luxury every self-respecting
-woman ought to deny herself. Now I," said
-Mistress Kitty, and tweaked at a powdered
-curl and turned her head like a bird for a last
-glimpse at the mirror before sinking into an
-arm-chair and drawing closer to her afflicted
-friend, "have not shed a tear since I lost my
-first lover, and that is&mdash;I will not say how
-many years ago. I was a mightily precocious
-child! When I say a tear, mind you, 'tis a
-figure of speech. Far be it from me to deny
-the charm of a pearly drop&mdash;just one: enough
-to gather on the tip of the finger, enough just
-to suffuse the pathetic eye. Oh, that is not
-only permissible, 'tis to be cultivated. But
-such weeping as yours&mdash;sobs that shake you,
-tears that drench the handkerchief, redden the
-eyes, not to speak of the nose&mdash;fie! fie! it is
-clean against all reason. Come!" with a
-sudden gentle change of tone, putting her
-hand on the abased head, where fair curls
-luxuriated in all their native sunshine, "what
-is it all about?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish slowly and languidly drew
-herself into a sitting posture, and raised a
-countenance marred out of its delicate beauty
-by the violent passion of her grief. Swimming
-blue eyes she fixed upon the Mistress Kitty's
-plump dimpling face.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Alas!" she breathed upon the gust of a
-sigh that was as wet as an April breeze, and
-tripped up by a belated sob. "Alas! you see
-in me the most miserable of women. Alas! my
-heart is broken!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here the kerchief, soaked indeed beyond all
-possible utility, was frantically held to streaming
-eyes once more.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mercy!" cried the pretty widow, "you
-could not take on worse if you had the
-smallpox: you a three-months' wife!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah me!" moaned Lady Standish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"So," said Mistress Kitty, "he has been a
-brute again, has he? Come, Julia, weep on
-my bosom. What is it now? Did he kiss
-you on the forehead instead of on the lips?
-Or did he say: 'Zounds, madam!' when you
-upset a dish of tea over his waistcoat? Or
-yet did he, could he, the monster!&mdash;nay it is
-not possible, yet men are so&mdash;could he have
-whispered that Lady Caroline looked&mdash;passable
-last night?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish rose to her feet, crumpled
-her kerchief in one small hand and faced her
-friend with tragic passion.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It is useless to blind myself," she said.
-"Cease to gibe at me, pray, Mistress Bellairs;
-I must face the truth! My husband loves
-me no longer. Oh! Kitty, Kitty," dropping
-from her height of tragedy very quickly and
-landing on a whimper again, "is it not sad?
-I have tried, Heaven is my witness, to win
-him back by the tenderest love, by the most
-pitiful pleading. He has seen me weep and
-pine. 'Rob me of your love,' I have told
-him, 'and you rob me of life.' And he, he&mdash;oh,
-how shall I tell you! As the days go by
-he is with me less and less. He walks
-abroad with others. His evenings he gives
-to strangers&mdash;ay, and half his nights&mdash;while
-I may sob myself to sleep at home. I saw
-him to-day but for two minutes&mdash;'twas half
-an hour ago. He entered here upon me,
-looking, ah Kitty! as only he can look, the
-most elegant and beautiful of men. I was
-singing, piping as a poor bird may to strive
-and call its mate to the nest. He passed
-through the room without a word, without a
-sign; he that used to say 'twas heaven to sit
-and listen to my voice. 'What!' I exclaimed
-as he reached the door, 'not a word for poor
-Julia?' Kitty, at the sound of that cry, wrung
-from my heart, he turned and frowned, and
-said&mdash;&mdash; (Oh, oh, oh.)"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ha!" cried Mistress Kitty, "what said
-he?" ("Heaven help him," said she aside;
-"the woman's a fountain.")
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He said," sobbed Julia, "'Mayn't a man
-even go for a stroll?' Oh, had you but heard
-the cold indifferent tone, you would have
-understood how it cut me to the heart. I ran to
-him and laid my hand upon his sleeve, and
-he said&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Again grief overcame her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, what said he?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He said&mdash;oh, oh&mdash;he said, 'Julia don't paw me.'"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty Bellairs, the reigning toast of
-Bath, the prettiest woman, in the estimation of
-her admirers, in all England, and the wittiest,
-laughed low to herself, then rose from her chair,
-took her tall friend by the shoulders, and
-walked her up to the mirror.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Look at yourself," said she, "and look at me."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish winced. The contrast
-between her own dishevelled hair, her marbled
-swollen countenance, her untidy morning gown,
-and the blooming perfection of the apparition
-beside her, was more than she could
-contemplate. Kitty Bellairs&mdash;as complete in every
-detail of beauty as a carnation&mdash;smiled upon
-herself sweetly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear," said she, "I have had thirty-seven
-<i>declared</i> adorers these three years, and
-never one tired of me yet. Poor Bellairs,"
-she said with a light sigh, "he had two wives
-before me, and he was sixty-nine when he died,
-but he told me with his last breath that 'twas I
-gave him all the joy he ever knew."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish ceased weeping as suddenly
-as if her tears had been mechanically turned
-off. She regarded the widow earnestly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, child," said Mistress Bellairs, with all
-the authority of her twenty-six years, "here we
-have been four weeks acquainted, and you have
-more than once done me the honour of saying
-that you considered me your friend."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis so," said Lady Standish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then listen to me. There are three great
-rules to be observed in our dealings with men.
-The first rule comprises an extraordinary
-number of minor details, but briefly and
-comprehensively it runs thus: <i>Never be monotonous</i>!
-Second rule: <i>Never let a man be too sure of
-you</i>! Oh that is a wonderful wise maxim:
-reflect upon it. Third: <i>Never, never let a
-man see how&mdash;well, how far from lovely
-you can look</i>! Tush, tush, you are a
-better-looking woman than I am, but not when you
-have been blubbering and not when you are
-fretful."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish suddenly sat down as if
-her limbs could support her no more. She
-looked up at the ceiling with tear-dimmed
-eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pray," said Mistress Kitty inquisitorially <i>ex
-cathedra</i>, "how many times a day do you tell
-that unfortunate man that you love him? And,
-worse still, how many times a day do you want
-him to say that he loves you? I vow 'tis
-enough to drive him to cards, or wine, or
-something infinitely worse that also begins
-with a w! And, pray, if you spend all you
-have, and empty your purse, do you think
-your purse becomes a very valuable possession?
-'Tis a mere bit of leather. Nay, nay, keep
-your gold, and give it out piece by piece,
-and do not give it at all unless you get good
-change for it. Oh," cried Kitty, a fine flush
-of indignation rising scarlet behind her rouge,
-"I marvel that women should be such fools!&mdash;to
-act the handmaid where they should ever
-rule as mistress; to cast forth unsought what
-they should dole out only to the supplicant
-on bended knee. Hath a man ever had from
-<i>me</i> an unsolicited avowal? Have I ever
-thrown the most ardent lover more than a
-'perhaps' and 'it may be,' a smile, a dimple,
-a finger-tip? (What they have stolen I have
-not given, that is obvious! And, besides, 'tis
-neither here nor there.) And pray, Lady
-Standish, since when have you left off putting
-on rouge and having your hair tired and
-powdered, and wearing a decent gown of
-mornings and a modish sacque, and a heel
-to that pretty foot, a jewel in the ear and a
-patch beneath the lip?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish had ceased contemplating the
-ceiling; she was looking at her friend.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But, madam," she said, "this is strange
-advice. Would you have me coquette with
-my husband, as if&mdash;God forgive me for even
-saying such a thing&mdash;as if I were not wife,
-but mistress?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"La, you there," said Mistress Bellairs, and
-clapped her hands, "there is the whole murder
-out! You are the man's lawful, honest wife,
-and therefore all tedium and homeliness, all
-fretful brow and tearful eye. God save
-us! who shall blame him if he seek a pleasant
-glint of vice to change him of you?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There fell a silence. Lady Standish rose
-indignant, grew red, grew pale, caught a
-glimpse of herself again in the mirror, shrank
-from the sight, and crept back to the sofa
-with a humble and convicted air. Then she
-cast a look of anguished pleading at Mistress
-Bellairs's bright unfeeling countenance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tell me," she said with a parched lip,
-"what shall I do?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Do!" cried the widow, rising with a brisk
-laugh, "get some powder into your hair, and
-some colour into those cheeks! And when
-Sir Jasper returns (he left you in tears, he
-will be sullen when he comes home; 'tis a
-mere matter of self-defence) let him find you
-gay, <i>distraite</i>; say a sharp thing or two if
-you can; tell him you do not need his
-company this afternoon. Ah, and if you could
-make him jealous! 'Tis a very, very old
-trick, but then, you see, love is a very old
-game, the oldest of all. Make him jealous,
-my dear, make him jealous and you'll win the
-rubber yet!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Jealous!" cried the three-months' wife, and
-all the blood of the innocent country girl leapt
-to her brow. "Oh, madam, how could that be?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Look out a beau, nay, two or three, 'tis
-safer! Talk discreetly with them in the
-Pump-Room, let them fan you at the ball, let them
-meet you in Orange-Grove. Or, if you have
-not spirit enough&mdash;and indeed, my sweet life,
-you sadly lack spirit&mdash;start but an imaginary
-one, merely for the use of your lord and master:
-I wager you he will rise to the fly."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I am afraid Sir Jasper could be <i>very</i>
-jealous," said the other uneasily. "I
-remember before we were wed, when my cousin
-Harry would ride with me to the meet, oh,
-how angry Sir Jasper was! He swore he
-would shoot himself, ay, and he was all for
-shooting Harry too."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But he was not the less ardent with you on
-the score of it, I'll warrant him," said the
-experienced Mistress Bellairs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, no," said Lady Standish, and her lip
-trembled over a smile, while the ready water
-sprang to her eyelashes, and: "Ah, no!" she
-said again. "Indeed, he loved me then very
-ardently."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And he'll love you so still if you have but a
-spark of courage. Get you to your room," said
-the widow, goodhumouredly, "bustle up and
-play your part. Where is that woman of yours?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She pushed Lady Standish before her as she
-spoke, herself rang the call-bell for the
-tire-woman, and gave a few pregnant suggestions
-to that worthy, who advanced all sour smiles
-and disapproving dips. Then she strolled back
-into the drawing-room and paused a moment as
-she slipped on her long gloves. Next she drew
-a letter from her pocket and began to read it
-with a thoughtful brow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, no, Sir Jasper," she said half aloud,
-"you're a fine gentleman, and a pretty fellow,
-you have a neat leg, and an eloquent turn of
-speech, but I will not have the child's heart
-broken for the amusement of an idle day."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She took the letter between each little forefinger
-and thumb as if to tear it, thought better
-of it, folded it again and thrust it back into its
-place of concealment.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Presently she smiled to herself, and walked
-out of the long open window across the little
-strip of garden, and so through the iron gate
-into the shady back street.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap02"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE II
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper Standish halted on the flags of the
-Royal Crescent in front of his own door and his
-face darkened. He took a pinch of snuff.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now! I shall find my lady in tears. What
-a strange world it is! The girl you woo is as
-merry as a May day: the wife you wed is like
-naught but early November. Equinoctial gales
-and water enough to drown the best spirits that
-ever were stilled. 'Tis a damp life," said Sir
-Jasper, "and a depressing."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He sighed as the door was thrown open by
-the footman, and crossed the hall into the
-morning-room, where he had left his lady
-weeping. He beheld a flowered brocade, a very
-shapely back, and a crisp powdered head
-outlined against the window, and thought he had
-come upon a visitor unawares.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I crave ten thousand pardons," quoth he,
-and swept from his gallant head his knowing
-three-cornered hat. But slowly the figure at
-the window turned and he saw his wife's eyes
-strangely brilliant over two pink cheeks, beneath
-the snow of her up-piled hair.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Julia!" said he in amaze, and stared and
-stared again. ("And did I doubt my own
-taste?" thought he to himself. "Why, she is
-the prettiest woman in Bath!") "Expecting
-visitors, Julia?" He smiled as he spoke: in
-another minute that arm, shining pearl-like from
-the hanging lace of her sleeve, would be round
-his neck, and those lips (how red they were,
-and what a curve!) would be upon his. Well,
-a loving woman had her uses.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No," said Lady Standish to his query. She
-dropped the word with a faintly scornful smile,
-and a dimple came and went at the corner of
-her lip. There was a patch just above the
-dimple. Then she turned away and looked
-forth into the still, solemn, grey and green
-Crescent as before.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper stood bewildered. Then he put
-his hat upon a table and came up to his wife
-and placed his arm round her waist.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My sweet life," said he, "your gown is vastly becoming."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper," said Lady Standish, "you do
-me proud." She slipped from his embrace,
-sketched a curtesy, and moved to the next
-window.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper passed his hand across his brow.
-That was Julia, Julia his wife, sure enough;
-and yet, faith, it was a woman he did not know!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You are mightily interested in the Crescent,"
-said he, with some humour.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-My lady shrugged her shoulders.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I believe you were vexed with me this
-morning, love," said he.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I, vexed?" said she. "Nay, why should
-I be vexed?" and then she tapped her foot and
-looked at the clock. "These servants grow
-monstrous unpunctual," she said; "are we
-not to dine to-day?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He glanced down at the tapping shoe, its
-little pointing toe and curving heel. 'Twas a
-smart shoe, and boasted a diamond buckle in a
-knot of rose-coloured ribbon.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Egad!" said he, "I doubt if there is
-another foot in Bath that could slip into that
-case."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And Sir Jasper was a connoisseur! His
-opinion of himself, his faith in his own
-discrimination (which had waned sadly these last
-days) began to rise again, not disagreeably.
-He smirked. My Lady Standish, who, after
-a way that only women can practise, seemed
-absorbed in the contemplation of the empty
-Crescent the while she was intent upon each
-shade of expression upon her husband's countenance,
-felt a sudden glow of confidence in her
-own powers that she had never known before.
-The game she had started with a beating heart
-and a dry throat began to have a certain charm
-of its own. Was it so easy really? Was a
-man so lightly swayed? There was contempt
-in the thought, and yet pleasure. Was all a
-woman's loving heart to count for so little, and
-a pretty gown, a new shoe, a coquettish manner
-for so much? Ah, there was bitterness in
-that! But yet the immediate result of this new
-method: that look in his eye, that softening
-of his lip, it was too sweet to be forborne.
-Kitty was right!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper took her hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It wants," said he, "full half-an-hour to
-dinner-time, love. Nay, do not draw your hand
-away. You are vexed with me? I left you
-weeping, 'twas unkind."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Weeping?" said Julia, and her heart fluttered
-to her throat, so that she could hardly speak,
-and Kitty's maxims kept dancing before her
-eyes as if written in letters of fire. "Make him
-jealous&mdash;oh, if you make him jealous you will
-win the rubber yet!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If I wept," said she, "must my tears have
-been for you?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How now?" said Sir Jasper, and dropped
-the little hand that struggled so gently yet
-determinedly to be free.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, dear me," said Lady Standish, "how
-droll you men are!" She shrugged her
-shoulders and laughed affectedly. Like all
-budding actresses she over-did the part. But
-Sir Jasper was too much stirred, too much
-bewildered to be critical. Moreover his armour
-was not without vulnerable joints, and with a
-wanton word she had found one at the first
-pass.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How now?" said he. "Madam, and what
-might that mean?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish trilled the bar of a song, and
-again directed her attention to the view.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Julia," said her husband in a deep voice.
-"Julia," he repeated with a threatening growl
-of passion.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir?" she said, and tilted her little head.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Who then were your tears for, if they were
-not for me? What signify these manners?
-What do these insinuations mean? By Jupiter,
-I will have the truth!" His face flushed, the
-veins on his temples swelled, his nostrils became
-dilated.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish lifted the hanging lace of
-her sleeve with one hand and examined it
-minutely.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I would rather," she said, and her voice
-shook, "I would rather you did not question
-me, Sir Jasper." Then she flashed upon him
-in anger, swift and lovely, as he had never seen
-her flash before. "You go your own way free
-enough," she said. "These last three weeks
-you have not spent one evening in my company,
-and half your days are given to others of whom
-I know nothing, Oh, I am not complaining,
-sir! I did complain, but that is over. I was
-wrong, for I see adversities have their
-advantages." Here she smiled. (Had the man but
-known how near she was to tears!) "Your
-neglect leaves me free."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Free!" cried Sir Jasper, and choked.
-"Free! Good heavens, free! What in the
-name of God do you mean? Free, madam?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper," said Lady Standish, looking at
-him very earnestly, "you will never hear me
-ask again whose society it is you find so much
-more attractive than your wife's."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Indeed," cried Sir Jasper, and hesitated
-upon a gust of anger, at a loss in which
-direction to drive it forth.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No," said my lady, "and I expect the same
-good taste from you. 'Tis not too much to ask.
-Indeed you should rejoice if I have found
-consolation for your absence."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He broke out with a fearful oath, and almost
-leaped upon her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Consolation!" He plunged his hands into
-his powdered hair, and quivered into silence for
-the very impotence of words.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I said 'if,'" said she. She was surprised
-to find how readily the words came to her; and
-yet her hands were clammy with fright, and her
-breath ran short between her rouged lips.
-"Let us leave it at the 'if.'"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She turned to the window and leant against
-it, drew her kerchief and fanned herself.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Passing along the railings opposite the Crescent,
-not twelve yards distant, a tall, slender
-young gentleman of attractive appearance,
-though very dark in complexion, caught sight
-of her lovely glowing face, stared first in
-unconscious admiration, then with recognition,
-and finally, blushing swarthily, saluted with
-some appearance of agitation. Lady Standish,
-aware that her husband had approached close
-behind her, and hearing in every creak of his
-satin coat the flattering emotion of his senses,
-felt herself driven more and more by the
-unknown demon of mischief that had taken
-possession of her. She fluttered her little
-handkerchief back at the young gentleman with
-a gesture that almost indicated the wafting of a
-kiss.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Death and damnation," cried Sir Jasper,
-"before my very eyes!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He seized her by the wrist and flung her
-down upon the settee. "Nay," he cried,
-"there may be husbands that would put up
-with this, but I am not of them. So that is
-the Consoler! That is the Beau for whom
-you prink yourself with such fine feathers,
-whom you lie in wait for at the window to
-make signals to and smirk at! Oh, my
-innocent country daisy! Faugh! I might
-have known you were too fond&mdash;hypocrite!" He
-dashed at the window and burst its
-fastenings.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hey! you, you my Lord Verney, a word
-with you!" Sir Jasper was already foaming
-at the mouth.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The slim gentleman paused, surprised.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, heavens!" cried Lady Standish, "what
-have I done? Sir Jasper! my husband!" She
-threw herself upon him. "Sir Jasper, what
-do you suspect? Oh, heavens!" She was
-half fainting and scarce could articulate a
-coherent word. "It was all to tease you. It
-was but the sport of an idle moment. Oh, I
-implore you, believe me, believe me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ay, deny!" cried he. "Deny what I have
-seen with my own eyes! Let me go, madam." He
-thrust her aside, and, bareheaded, dashed
-down the stairs and out of the house towards
-Lord Verney, who, with a bashful, yet a
-pleasant smile, began to retrace his steps.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis a fair day, Sir Jasper," said he
-courteously, and then became aware of Sir
-Jasper's convulsed face, and noted that Lady
-Standish, whom but a moment before he had
-beheld all smiling beauty, now clung despairingly
-to the window-post, her countenance
-ghastly behind her rouge.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney was a shy young man.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah&mdash;ah, good morning," said he, bowed
-politely, and turned with celerity.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper flung a look of infinite derision
-and contempt towards his wife.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You have chosen," it seemed to say, "a
-pretty hare!" Then he arrested the slim swift
-figure with an aggressive shout:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Stand&mdash;stand, Lord Verney&mdash;Lord
-Verney&mdash;a word with you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The youth stopped, wheeled round, and:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I am at your service," said he. A certain
-pallor had replaced the ingenuous young
-blushes upon his cheek, but into his eye there
-sprang a fine spark of spirit.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper marched upon him and only
-halted when his six feet of sinewy bulk
-were within a yard of the stripling's willowy
-shape. His hot red-brown eyes shot fire and
-fury, death and annihilation upon the innocent
-young peer. His full lips endeavoured to
-sneer, but rage distorted them to a grimace
-through which his white teeth shone forth
-ferociously.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come, come, we understand each other,"
-said he; "will you walk with me? There
-is no time like the present and a couple of
-friends are easy to come by."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis vastly well," said Lord Verney with
-an attempt at dignity that betrayed the boy
-in every line of him. Then all at once colour
-flushed into his face again, and his rigid
-demeanour was broken up. "Come, devil take
-it all, Sir Jasper," said he, "and what is it
-about?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper threw bloodshot eyes upwards.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"This fellow," quoth he, appealing to
-Heaven&mdash;"oh! this pretty fellow! You want
-reasons, my Lord Verney?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney blushed and stammered. Gad,
-he'd like to know what he had done. He
-was at Sir Jasper's disposition, of course, but
-before drawing swords on a man&mdash;&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper uttered a sound which was between
-a groan and a roar. He indicated with
-sweeping gesture the figure of Lady Standish
-strained in anguish watching, clinging still to
-the window-post. Then he hissed:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I know!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I know, I tell you," repeated Sir Jasper,
-"let that suffice."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Good heavens," gasped Lord Verney, "here
-is some most grievous mistake. Do you mean,
-sir&mdash;am I to understand, Sir Jasper&mdash;? 'Tis
-monstrous." White dismay and crimson
-confusion chased each other across his candid
-brow. "Surely you do not mean me to understand
-that Lady Standish has any connection
-with this extraordinary scene?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper's trembling hand was furiously
-uplifted, then blindly sought his sword hilt,
-and then dropped in impotent disgust at his
-side.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My lord," said he, "Lady Standish is the
-pearl of womanhood, I would have you know
-it! There never breathed a female more
-virtuously attached to her husband and her
-duty&mdash;I would have you know it!" His face
-was quite horrible to look at in its withering
-sarcasm. "My quarrel with you, sir, is&mdash;" He
-paused and cast a roving eye upon the
-young gentleman, who now began to show
-unequivocal signs of fear. A jealous husband,
-a contingency that may have to be met any
-day&mdash;but a raving maniac! ...
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis the shape of your leg that mispleases
-me, sir. You have a vile calf, I cannot
-endure that so offensive an outline should pass
-and repass my windows."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I understand, Sir Jasper, yes, yes," said
-Lord Verney soothingly, backing as he spoke
-and casting nervous eyes round the empty
-street. "And so, good-morning."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He bowed and turned.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Rat!" cried Sir Jasper, and shot forth a
-clutching hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I will bear it in mind," cried Lord Verney.
-"Good-morning, good-morning!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He was fleeing away on a swift foot.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Rat! Rat!" screamed the enraged baronet,
-starting in pursuit. But his passion made him
-clumsy. He stumbled, lurched, struck his foot
-against a stone, fell upon his knee and rose
-in another mood: one of darkling sullen
-determination for revenge.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney was a timid young man. Had
-it been with anyone else that this scene in
-the Royal Crescent had taken place all Bath
-would have known within the hour that Sir
-Jasper Standish had been seized with sudden
-lunacy. But Lord Verney was of those who
-turn a word over three times before they
-speak and then say something else. Moreover,
-he was not sure that he himself had cut
-a brilliant figure in the amazing duologue, so
-he held his tongue upon it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-As the day grew, however, he began to
-have a curious recollection of Lady Standish's
-lovely smiling greeting and of that little
-gesture with the white handkerchief, which
-had almost seemed like the blowing of a kiss
-(here his very ears would grow hot), then of
-Sir Jasper's inexplicable wrath, and of the
-stricken figure by the window! Could it be?
-Twas impossible! Nay, but such things had
-been. When the dusk fell he made up his
-mind and sought the counsels of that fashionable
-friend who was kind enough to pilot his
-inexperience through the first shoals and rocks
-of Bath life. This genetleman's name was
-Spicer. He called himself Captain: of what
-regiment no one knew.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap03"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE III
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper came striding back to the house.
-In the morning-room he passed his wife
-without a word.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper," quoth she, and shot out a
-timid hand. "Oh, Sir Jasper, will you not
-listen to me? This is the most terrible
-mistake. Sir Jasper, I swear I am true to you,
-not only in deed but in every inmost thought."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Do not swear, madam," said he, and shut
-the door in her face.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Ten minutes later he sallied forth again.
-She heard his steps ring out: they sounded
-very desperate. She sat on the pink-striped
-settee in a misery too deep this time for tears.
-How puerile, how far away, seemed the morning's
-storm. She sat with her hands locked
-and her eyes starting, revolving terrible
-possibilities, and fruitless plans for preventing them.
-Dinner was served in vain. Her ladyship's
-woman brought her a dish of tea. This poor
-Julia drank, for she felt faint and weary.
-Then a sudden thought struck her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis Mistress Bellairs who made the mischief,"
-she thought, "now she must mend it." She
-dashed off a despairing note to the lady
-and dispatched her black page with all possible
-celerity.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"I have followed your advice, to my undoing. You
-told me to make Sir Jasper jealous; I tried to make him
-jealous, and succeeded far too well. He fancies there is
-something between me and Lord Verney. Poor young
-man, I have spoken to him but three times in my life!
-There will be a duel and they will both be killed. Come
-to me, dear Mistress Bellairs, and see what is to be done,
-for I am half dead with fear and anguish."
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-The dusk was falling when, with incredible
-celerity, the sedan-chair of Mistress Bellairs
-rounded the corner at a swinging pace; her
-bell-like voice might be heard from within
-rating the chairmen with no gentle tone for
-their sluggishness.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis snails ye are&mdash;snails, not men. La! is
-there one of you that is not a great-grandfather?
-It is not, I would have you know, a
-coffin that you are carrying, but a chair. Oh,
-Gad, deliver me from such lazy scoundrels!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In a storm she burst open the door; in a
-whirlwind tore through the passage. Lady
-Standish's obsequious footmen she flounced
-upon one side. Into that afflicted lady's
-presence she burst with undiminished vigour.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"So," said she, "these are fine goings on!
-And why Lord Verney, may I inquire?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Mistress Bellairs," ejaculated her friend,
-with a wail, "'tis indeed terrible. Think of Sir
-Jasper's danger, and all because of my folly in
-listening to your pernicious advice."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My advice!" cried Mistress Kitty. "My
-advice&mdash;this is pretty hearing! Here, where is
-that woman of yours, and where are those
-stuffed owls you keep in the hall. What is the
-use of them if they do not do their business?
-Light up, light up&mdash;who can speak in the
-dark?" She ran from one door to another
-calling.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, dear," sighed Lady Standish, and leant
-her distraught head against the cushions.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come, come," cried Mistress Bellairs, heedless
-of the presence of footmen with tapers, and
-lady's-maid with twinkling curl paper. "Sit
-up this minute, Julia, and tell me the whole
-from the beginning. It is no use your trying
-to extenuate, for I will know all that has
-happened."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But before her friend, whose back was beginning
-to stiffen under this treatment, had had
-time to collect her thoughts sufficiently for a
-dignified reply, Mistress Kitty herself proceeded
-with great volubility:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And so, madam, not content with having a
-new young husband of your own, you must fix
-upon Lord Verney for your manoeuvres. Why,
-he has never so much as blinked the same side
-of the room as you. Why, it was but yester-night
-he vowed he hardly knew if you were tall
-or short. Put that out of your head, my Lady
-Standish, Lord Verney is not for you. Oh,
-these country girls!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish rose, quivering with rage.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Be silent, madam," she said, "your words
-have neither sense nor truth. I was ill-advised
-enough to listen to your unwomanly counsels.
-I tried to deceive my husband, and God has
-punished me."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah," said Mrs. Kitty, "deceit is a very
-grievous sin. I wonder at you, that you must
-fix upon Lord Verney. Oh, Julia!" here her
-voice grew melting and her large brown eyes
-suffused. "You had all Bath," she said, "and
-you must fix upon Lord Verney. The one man
-I thought ... the one man I could have....
-Oh, how did you dare? Nay! It is a blind,"
-she cried, flaming again into indignation and
-catching her friend by the wrist. "There was
-more in your game than you pretend, you sly
-and silken hypocrite! If he is killed, how will
-you feel then?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh," exclaimed Lady Standish, "cruel
-woman! Is this your help? Sir Jasper killed!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper? Sir Fiddle!" cried Mistress
-Kitty, with a fine scorn. "Who cares for Sir
-Jasper? 'Tis my Harry I think of. Oh, oh!"
-cried the widow, and burst into tears.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish stood confounded.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What!" cried she, "<i>you</i> love Lord Verney?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis the only man of them," sobbed Kitty,
-"who does not pester me with his devotion&mdash;the
-only one who does not come to my call like
-a lap-dog. If I look at him he blushes for
-bashfulness, and not for love; if his hand shakes
-it is because he is so sweetly timid, not because
-my touch thrills him. I had set my heart,"
-said Mistress Kitty through her clenched
-teeth&mdash;"I had set my heart upon Lord Verney, and
-now you must needs have him ki&mdash;ki&mdash;killed
-before I have even had time to make him see
-the colour of my eyes."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, oh!" sighed Julia Standish, still beyond tears.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh!" sobbed Kitty Bellairs, quite forgetful
-of red noses and swollen lids.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There was a silence broken only by the sobs
-of the widow and the sighs of the wife.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then said Mistress Kitty, in a small, strangled
-voice: "Let this be a lesson to you never to
-deceive."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I never told a single lie before," moaned
-Lady Standish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah!" said Kitty, "there never was a single
-lie, madam. A lie is wed as soon as born, and
-its progeny exceeds that of Abraham."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The two women rose from their despairing
-postures, and, mutually pushed by the same
-impulse, approached each other.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What is to be done now?" said Lady Standish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What is to be done?" said Mistress Bellairs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Let us seek Sir Jasper," said his wife, "and
-tell him the whole truth."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Kitty, through wet eyelashes, shot a glance
-of withering scorn upon her friend.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ay," she said sarcastically, "that would be
-useful truly. Why, child, let you and me but go
-and swear your innocence to Sir Jasper, and
-it will be enough to establish you steeped in
-guilt in the eyes of every sensible person for
-the rest of your life. No," said she, "better
-must be thought of than that. We must act
-midwife to the lie and start the little family
-as soon as possible."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I will lie no more," said Lady Standish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I am told," said Mistress Kitty musingly,
-"that Lord Verney has learned swordsmanship
-abroad."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, cruel!" moaned the other.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty paused, bit a taper finger,
-scratched an arch eyebrow, drew white brows
-together, pondered deeply. Suddenly her
-dimples peeped again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I have it!" said she. "'Tis as easy as
-can be. Will you leave it to me?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish began to tremble. She had
-wept much, she had not eaten, her heart was
-full of terror. Faintness she felt creep upon
-her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What will you do?" she said, grasping
-after the vanishing powers of reflection with
-all her failing strength.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Do?" said Mistress Bellairs. "First of
-all, prevent the duel. Will that serve you?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, yes," cried Julia, and grew livid
-behind her paint.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"She has got the vapours again," thought
-the other. "What a poor weak fool it is!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But these vapours came in handy to her
-plans; she was not keen to restore Lady
-Standish too promptly. She called her woman,
-however, and helped her to convey the sufferer
-to her room and lay her on the couch; then
-she advised <i>sal volatile</i> and sleep.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Leave it all to me," she murmured into the
-little ear uppermost upon the pillow; "I will
-save you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish groped for her friend's hand
-with her own that was cold and shaking. The
-ladies exchanged a clasp of confidence, and
-Mistress Bellairs tripped down to the drawing-room.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now," said she to herself, "let us see." Sudden
-inspiration sparkled in her eye. She
-plunged her hand into the depth of the brocade
-pocket dangling at her side, drew forth sundry
-letters, and began to select with pursed lips.
-There was Sir Jasper's own. Those gallant
-well-turned lines, that might mean all or
-nothing, as a woman might choose to take
-them&mdash;that was of no use for the present.
-Back it went into the brocade pocket. There
-was a scrawl from Harry Verney declining her
-invitation to a breakfast party because he had
-promised (with two "m's") my Lord Scroop
-to shoot (with a "u" and an "e"). Kitty
-Bellairs looked at it very tenderly, folded it
-with a loving touch, and replaced it in its nest.
-Here was a large folded sheet, unaddressed,
-filled inside with bold black writing. A crisp
-auburn curl was fastened across the sheet by
-an emerald-headed pin.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"Most cruel, most beautiful, most kind!"
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
-ran the ardent lines,
-</p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"most desired, most beloved! Was it last night or a
-hundred years ago that we met? This is the lock of hair
-the loveliest hand in all the world deigned to caress. It
-became upon that moment far too precious a thing for its
-poor owner. He ventures, therefore, to offer it at the shrine
-of the goddess who consecrated it. Will she cast it from
-her? Or will she keep it and let it speak to her, every
-hair a tongue, of the burning flame of love that she has
-kindled in this mortal breast? Did I dream, or can it be
-true?&mdash;there was a patch above the dimple at the corner
-of your lip. I kissed it. Oh, it must have been a dream!
-One word, fairest:&mdash;When may I dream again?
-</p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"Your own and ever your own.
-</p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"P.S.&mdash;The lock was white before you touched it, but
-you see you have turned it to fire!"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty read and smiled. "The very
-thing!" Then she paused. "But has the
-woman a dimple?" said she. "Has she?
-Never mind, something must be risked. Now,
-if I know men, Sir Jasper will spend the whole
-night prowling about, trying to discover
-confirmation of his suspicions."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The letter was folded up. "It must seem
-as if it dropped from my lady's bosom. Here,
-at the foot of the sofa, just peeping from
-behind the foot-stool! A jealous eye cannot
-miss it!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The deed was done.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She caught up her cloak and hood, glanced
-cheerfully round the room, satisfied herself that
-the letter showed itself sufficiently in the candle
-light to attract a roving eye and, bustling forth,
-summoned her chair for her departure in a far
-better humour than that which had marked her
-arrival.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"They could not fight till morning," she said
-to herself, as she snuggled against the silken
-sides. "Now heaven speed my plan!" She
-breathed a pious prayer as her bearers swung
-her onwards.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap04"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE IV
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-For the first time for over a fortnight Sir Jasper
-returned to the very fine mansion he had taken
-for the Bath season, before the small hours.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It was about ten o'clock of the evening that
-his impatient hand upon the knocker sent
-thunder through the house, startled the
-gambling footmen in the hall below and the fat
-butler from his comfortable nook at the
-housekeeper's fireside and his fragrant glass of
-punch. The nerves of the elder footman were
-indeed so shaken that he dropped an ace
-from his wide cuff as he swung back the door.
-Breathing hot lemon peel, the butler hurried
-to receive his master's cloak and cane. The
-ribbons of Mistress Tremlet's cap quivered
-over the staircase: the whole household was
-agog with curiosity, for her ladyship's woman
-had told them to a tear the state of her
-ladyship's feelings.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper cursed freely as he entered,
-struck the younger footman with his cane
-over the calves for gaping, requested a just
-Creator to dispose of his butler's soul with
-all possible celerity, and himself obligingly
-suggested the particular temperature most
-suitable to it; then strode he to the
-drawing-room with the brief announcement that he
-expected the visit of some gentlemen.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He looked round scowlingly for his wife.
-The room was empty and desolate in spite of
-bright chandeliers. He paused with a
-frowning brow, stood a moment irresolute, then
-shaped his course for the stairs and mounted
-with determined foot. In my lady's dressing-room,
-by one dismal candle, sat her woman,
-reading a book of sermons. She had a long
-pink face, had been her ladyship's mother's
-own attendant; and much Sir Jasper hated
-her. She rose bristling, dropped him a
-curtesy eloquent of a sense of his reprobation;
-and he felt that with every line of the homily
-she laid by on his appearance she had just
-damned him as comfortably as he the butler.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Oh, Lud, Lud! (thus she prayed Sir Jasper
-in a frightful whisper) would he in mercy walk
-softer? My lady was asleep. Her ladyship
-had been so unwell, so indisposed, that she,
-Megrim, had seen the moment when she must
-send for the apothecary, and have Sir Jasper
-looked for all over Bath. Sir Jasper did not
-seem to realise it, but my lady was of a
-delicate complexion: a tender flower! A
-harsh look from Sir Jasper, an unkind word,
-much less cruel treatment, and she would slip
-through his fingers. Ay, that she would.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper cast a lowering suspicious look
-around. He glared at the woman, at the
-corners of the room, at the closed door. He
-felt his hot jealousy sicken and turn green
-and yellow within him. He stretched out his
-hand towards the lock of his wife's door; but
-Mistress Megrim came between him and his
-purpose with determined movement, her stout
-bust creaking in its tight stays.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No," said she, "no, Sir Jasper, unless it
-be across my dead corpse!" Here she trembled
-very much and grew red about the eyes
-and nose.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pshaw!" said Sir Jasper, and walked
-away down the stairs again and into the
-empty, lighted drawing-room. First he halted
-by the window, where Lady Standish had
-stood and smiled upon Lord Verney. Then
-he went to her writing-desk, and laid his
-hand upon the casket where she kept her
-correspondence, then withdrawing it with a
-murmured curse, turned to the chair where
-she sat, and lifted up her bag of silks. But
-this he tossed from him without drawing the
-strings. Another moment and his eye caught
-the gleam of the letter so artfully hidden and
-exposed by Mistress Bellairs. He picked it
-up and surveyed it; it bore no address, was
-vaguely perfumed and fell temptingly open to
-his hand. He spread the sheet and saw the
-ruddy curl. Then his eyes read in spite of
-himself. And as he read the blood rushed to
-his brain and turned him giddy, and he sank
-on the settee and tore at the ruffles at his neck.
-For a moment he suffocated. With recovered
-breath came a fury as voluptuous as a rapture.
-He brought the paper to the light and
-examined the love-lock.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Red!" said he, "red!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He thought of Lord Verney's olive face, and
-looked and glared at the hair again as if he
-disbelieved his senses. Red! Were there two
-of them, a black and a ruddy? Stay;
-oh! women were sly devils! Lord Verney was a
-blind. This, <i>this</i> carrot Judas was the
-consoler! "There was a patch above the dimple
-at the corner of your lip. I dreamed I kissed
-it." Sir Jasper gave a sort of roar in his soul,
-which issued from his lips in a broken groan.
-The dimple and the patch! Ay, he had seen
-them! Only a few short hours ago he had
-thought to kiss that dimple with a husband's
-lordly pleasure, that dimple, set for another
-man!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Blast them! blast them!" cried Sir Jasper
-and clenched his hands above his head. The
-world went round with him, and everything
-turned the colour of blood. The next instant
-he was cold again, chiding himself for his
-passion. He must be calm, calm, for his
-vengeance. This lock he must trace to its
-parent head, no later than to-night, if he had
-to scour the town. He sat down, stretched
-the fatal missive before him, and sat staring
-at it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It was thus that a visitor, who was
-announced as Captain Spicer, presently found
-him. Captain Spicer was an elongated young
-gentleman, had a tendency to visual obliquity
-and was attired in the extreme of fashion. He
-minced forward, bowing and waving white
-hands with delicately crooked fingers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-His respects he presented to Sir Jasper.
-He had not up to this had the pleasure and
-honour of Sir Jasper's acquaintance, but was
-charmed of the opportunity&mdash;any opportunity
-which should afford him that pleasure and
-honour. Might he, might he? He extended a
-snuff-box, charmingly enamelled, and quivered
-it towards his host. Sir Jasper had risen
-stiffly, in his dull eye there was no response.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You do not, then?" said Captain Spicer,
-himself extracting a pinch and inhaling it with
-superlative elegance and the very last turn of
-the wrist. "And right, my dear sir! A
-vicious habit. Yet positively," said he, and
-smiled engagingly, "without it, I vow, I
-could not exist from noon to midnight. But
-then it must be pure Macabaw. Anything
-short of pure Macabaw, fie, fie!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper shook himself and interrupted with
-a snarl:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"To what, sir, do I owe the honour?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I come," said Captain Spicer, "of course
-you have guessed, from my Lord Verney.
-There was a trifle, I believe about&mdash;ha&mdash;the
-shape of his nether limbs. Upon so private a
-matter, sir, as his, ahem, nether limbs, a
-gentleman cannot brook reflection. You will
-comprehend that my Lord Verney felt hurt, Sir
-Jasper, hurt! I myself, familiar as I am with
-his lordship, have never ventured to hint to
-him even the name of a hosier, though I
-know a genius in that line, sir, a fellow who
-has a gift&mdash;a divine inspiration, I may say&mdash;in
-dealing with these intimate details! But Gad,
-sir, delicacy, delicacy!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper, meanwhile, had lifted the letter
-from the table, and was advancing upon Captain
-Spicer, ponderingly looking from the lock of
-hair in his hand to that young gentleman's
-head, which, however, was powdered to such
-a nicety that it was quite impossible to tell
-the colour beneath.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir," interrupted he at this juncture,
-"excuse me, but I should be glad to know if you
-wear your hair or a wig?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Captain Spicer leaped a step back, and
-looked in amaze at the Baronet's earnest
-countenance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Egad!" thought he to himself, "Verney's
-in the right of it, the fellow's mad. Ha! ha!"
-said he aloud, "very good, Sir Jasper, very
-good. A little conundrum, eh? 'Rat me, I
-love a riddle." He glanced towards the door.
-Sir Jasper still advanced upon him as he
-retreated.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I asked you, sir," he demanded with an
-ominous rise in his voice, "if you wore your
-own hair?" ("The fellow looks frightened,"
-he argued internally&mdash;"'tis monstrous suspicious!")
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I," cried the Captain, with his back against
-the door fumbling for the handle as he stood.
-"Fie, fie, who wears a peruke now-a-days,
-unless it be your country cousin? He, he!
-How warm the night is!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper had halted opposite to him and
-was rolling a withering eye over his countenance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"His mealy face is so painted," said the
-unhappy baronet to himself, "that devil take
-him if I can guess the colour of the fellow." His
-hand dropped irresolute by his side.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Beads of perspiration sprang on Captain
-Spicer's forehead.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If ever I carry a challenge to a madman
-again!" thought he.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Your hair is very well powdered," said Sir
-Jasper.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, it is so, it is as you say&mdash;Poudre à la
-Maréchale, sir," said the Captain, while under
-his persevering finger the door-handle slowly
-turned. An aperture yawned behind him; in
-a twinkling his slim figure twisted, doubled,
-and was gone.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hey, hey!" cried Sir Jasper, "stop, man,
-stop, our business together has but just begun."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But Captain Spicer had reached the street-door.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Look to your master," said he to the
-footman, "he is ill, very ill!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper came running after him into the
-hall.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Stop him, fools!" cried he to his servants,
-and then in the next breath, "Back!" he
-ordered. And to himself he murmured, "'Tis
-never he. That sleek, fluttering idiot never
-grew so crisp a curl nor wrote so sturdy a
-hand, no, nor kissed a dimple! <i>Kissed a
-dimple</i>! S'death!"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap05"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE V
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-As he stood turning the seething brew of his
-dark thoughts, there came a pair of knowing
-raps upon the street-door, and in upon him
-strode with cheery step and cry the friends
-he was expecting.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, Jasper, lad," cried Tom Stafford, and
-struck him upon his shoulder, "lying in wait
-for us? Gad, you're a blood-thirsty fellow!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And quite right," said Colonel Villiers,
-clinking spurred legs, and flinging off a military
-cloak. "Zounds, man, would you have him
-sit down in his dishonour?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper stretched a hand to each; and
-holding him by the elbows they entered his
-private apartment and closed the door with such
-carefulness that the tall footman had no choice
-but to take it in turns to listen and peep
-through the key-hole.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tom," said Sir Jasper, "Colonel Villiers,
-when I begged you to favour me with this
-interview, I was anxious for your services
-because, as I told you, of a strong suspicion
-of Lady Standish's infidelity to me. Now,
-gentlemen, doubt is no longer possible, I have
-the proofs!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come, come, Jasper, never be down-hearted,"
-cried jovial Tom Stafford. "Come,
-sir, you have been too fond of the little dears
-in your day not to know what tender yielding
-creatures they are. 'Tis their nature man; and
-then, must they not follow the mode? Do you
-want to be the only husband in Bath whose
-wife is not in the fashion? Tut, tut, so long as
-you can measure a sword for it and let a little
-blood, why, 'tis all in the day's fun!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Swords?" gurgled Colonel Villiers. "No,
-no, pistols are the thing, boy. You are never
-sure with your sword: 'tis but a dig in the ribs,
-a slash in the arm, and your pretty fellow
-looks all the prettier for his pallor, and is all
-the more likely to get prompt consolation in
-the proper quarter. Ha!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Consolation!" cried Sir Jasper, as if the
-word were a blow. "Ay, consolation! damnation!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Whereas with your bullet," said the Colonel,
-"in the lungs, or in the brain&mdash;at your choice&mdash;the
-job is done as neat as can be. Are
-you a good hand at the barkers, Jasper?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, I can hit a haystack!" said Sir Jasper.
-But he spoke vaguely.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I am for the swords, whenever you can,"
-cried comely Stafford, crossing a pair of neat
-legs as he spoke and caressing one rounded
-calf with a loving hand. "'Tis a far more
-genteel weapon. Oh, for the feel of the blades,
-the pretty talk, as it were, of one with the
-other! 'Ha, have I got you now, my friend?'&mdash;'Ha,
-would you step between me and my
-wife? or my mistress? or my pleasure?'&mdash;as
-the case may be. 'Would you? I will teach
-you, sa&mdash;sa!' Now&mdash;now one in the ribs!
-One under that presuming heart! Let the
-red blood flow, see it drop from the steel:
-that is something like! Pistols, what of
-them! pooh! Snap, you blow a pill into the air,
-and 'tis like enough you have to swallow it
-yourself! 'Tis for apothecaries, say I, and
-such as have not been brought up to the
-noble and gentlemanly art of self-defence."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Silence, Tom," growled the Colonel; "here
-is no matter for jesting. This friend of ours
-has had a mortal affront, has he not? 'Tis
-established. Shall he not mortally avenge
-himself upon him who has robbed him of his
-honour? That is the case, is it not? And,
-blast me, is not the pistol the deadlier weapon
-and therefore the most suited? Hey?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper made an inarticulate sound that
-might have passed for assent or dissent, or
-merely as an expression of excessive discomfort
-of feeling.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"To business then," cried Colonel Villiers.
-"Shall I wait upon Lord Verney and suggest
-pistols at seven o'clock to-morrow morning in
-Hammer's Fields? That is where I generally
-like to place such affairs: snug enough to be
-out of disturbers' way, and far enough to
-warm the blood with a brisk walk. Gad,
-'twas but ten days ago that I saw poor Ned
-Waring laid as neatly on his back by Lord
-Tipstaffe (him they call Tipsy Tip, you know)
-as ever it was done; as pretty a fight! Six
-paces, egad, and Ned as determined a dog
-as a fellow could want to second. 'Villiers,'
-said he, as I handed him his saw-handle, 'if
-I do not do for him, may he do for me! One
-of us must kill the other,' said he. 'Twas all
-about Mistress Waring, you know, dashed
-pretty woman! Poor Ned, he made a discovery
-something like yours, eh? Faith! ha,
-ha! And devil take it, sir, Tip had him in
-the throat at the first shot, and Ned's bullet
-took off Tipstaffe's right curl! Jove, it was
-a shave! Ned never spoke again. Ah, leave
-it to me; see if I do not turn you out as
-rare a meeting."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But stay," cried Stafford, as Sir Jasper
-writhed in his arm-chair, clenched and
-unclenched furious hands and felt the curl of
-red hair burn him where he had thrust it
-into his bosom. "Stay," cried Stafford, "we
-are going too fast, I think. Do I not
-understand from our friend here that he called
-Lord Verney a rat? Sir Jasper is therefore
-himself the insulting party, and must wait for
-Lord Verney's action in the matter."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I protest," cried the Colonel, "the first
-insult was Lord Verney's in compromising
-our friend's wife."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pooh, pooh," exclaimed Stafford, recrossing
-his legs to bring the left one into shapely
-prominence this time, "that is but the insult
-incidental. But to call a man a rat, that is
-the insult direct. Jasper is therefore the true
-challenger; the other has the choice of arms.
-It is for Lord Verney to send to our friend!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir!" exclaimed the Colonel, growing
-redder about the gills than Nature and port
-wine had already made him. "Sir, would
-you know better than I?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Gentlemen," said Sir Jasper, sitting up
-suddenly, "as I have just told you, since I
-craved of your kindness that you would help
-me in this matter, I have made discoveries
-that alter the complexion of the affair very
-materially. I have reason to believe that if
-Lord Verney be guilty in this matter it is in
-a very minor way. You know what they call
-in France <i>un chandelier</i>. Indeed it is my
-conviction&mdash;such is female artfulness&mdash;that he
-has merely been made a puppet of to shield
-another person. It is this person I must find
-first, and upon him that my vengeance must
-fall before I can attend to any other business.
-Lord Verney indeed has already sent to me,
-but his friend, Captain Spicer, a poor fool
-(somewhat weak in the head, I believe), left
-suddenly without our coming to any conclusion.
-Indeed, I do not regret it&mdash;I do not seek to
-fight with Lord Verney now. Gentlemen,"
-said Sir Jasper, rising and drawing the letter
-from his breast&mdash;"gentlemen, I shall neither
-eat nor sleep till I have found out the owner
-of this curl!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He shook out the letter as he spoke, and
-fiercely thrust the tell-tale love-token under the
-noses of his amazed friends. "It is a red-haired
-man, you see! There lives no red-haired man
-in Bath but him I must forthwith spit or plug
-lest the villain escape me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Colonel Villiers started to his feet with a
-growl like that of a tiger aroused from slumber.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Zounds!" he exclaimed. "An insult."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How!" cried Jasper, turning upon him and
-suddenly noticing the sandy hue of his friend's
-bushy eyebrows. "You, good God! You?
-Pooh, pooh, impossible, and yet.... Colonel
-Villiers, Sir!" cried Sir Jasper, in awful tones,
-"did you write this letter? Speak! Yes or
-no, man! Speak, or must I drag the words
-from your throat?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Purple and apoplectic passion well-nigh stifled
-Colonel Villiers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Stafford, Stafford," he spluttered, "you are
-witness. These are gross affronts, affronts
-which shall be wiped out."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Did you write that letter? Yes or no!"
-screamed Sir Jasper, shaking the offending
-document in the Colonel's convulsed countenance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I?" cried the Colonel, and struck away Sir
-Jasper's hand with a furious blow, "I? I write
-such brimstone nonsense? No, sir! Now,
-damn you body and soul, Sir Jasper, how dare
-you ask me such a question?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No," said Sir Jasper, "of course not! Ah,
-I am a fool, Villiers. Forgive me. There's
-no quarrel between us! No, of course it could
-not be you! With that nose, that waistcoat,
-your sixty years! Gad, I am going mad!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, man," said Stafford, as soon as he
-could speak for laughing, "Villiers has not so
-much hair on all his head as you hold in your
-hand there. Off with your wig, Villiers, off
-with your wig, and let your bald pate proclaim
-its shining innocence."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The gallant gentleman thus addressed was
-by this time black in the face. Panting as to
-breath, disjointed as to speech, his fury had
-nevertheless its well-defined purpose.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I have been insulted, I have been insulted,"
-he gasped; "the matter cannot end here. Sir
-Jasper, you have insulted me. I am a red-haired
-man, sir. I shall send a friend to call upon you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nay, then," said Sir Jasper, "since 'tis so
-between us I will even assure myself that Tom
-has spoken the truth and give you something to
-fight for!" He stretched out his hand as he
-spoke, and plucked the wig from Colonel Villiers'
-head.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Before him indeed spread so complete an
-expanse of hairless candour, that further
-evidence was not necessary; yet the few limp
-hairs that lingered behind the Colonel's ears, if
-they had once been ruddy, shone now meekly
-silver in the candle-light.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I thank you," said Sir Jasper, "that is
-sufficient. When you send your friend to call
-upon me, I shall receive him with pleasure." He
-handed back the Colonel's wig with a bow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The Colonel stood trembling, his knotted
-hand instinctively fumbled for his sword. But
-remembering perhaps that this was eminently
-a case for pistols, he bethought himself, seized
-his wig, clapped it on defiantly, settled it with
-minute care, glared, wheeled round and left
-the room, muttering as he went remarks of so
-sulphurous a nature as to defy recording.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper did not seem to give him another
-thought. He fell into his chair again and
-spread out upon his knee the sorely crumpled
-letter.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Confusion!" said he. Who can it be?
-"Tom, you scamp, I know your hair is brown.
-Thou art not the man, Tom. Oh, Tom, oh,
-Tom, if I do not kill him I shall go mad!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Stafford was weak with laughter, and tears
-rolled from his eyes as he gasped:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Let us see, who can the Judas be? (Gad,
-this is the best joke I have known for years.
-Oh, Lord, the bald head of him! Oh, Jasper,
-'tis cruel funny! Stab me, sir, if I have known
-a better laugh these ten years!) Nay, nay, I
-will help thee. Come, there's his Lordship the
-Bishop of Bath and Wells, he is red, I know,
-for I have seen him in the water. Gad, he was
-like a boiled lobster, hair and all. Could it be
-he, think you? They have a way, these divines,
-and Lady Standish has a delicate conscience.
-She would like the approval of the Church upon
-her deeds. Nay, never glare like that, for I
-will not fight you! Have you not got your
-rosary of red polls to tell first. Ha! there is
-O'Hara, he is Irish enough and rake enough
-and red enough. Oh, he is red enough!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"O'Hara," cried Sir Jasper, struck.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There came a fine rat-tat-tat at the door, a
-parley in the hall, and the servant announced
-Mr. Denis O'Hara.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Talk of the devil," said Stafford.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper rose from his armchair with the
-air of one whose enemy is delivered into his
-hands.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap06"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE VI
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-The Honourable Denis O'Hara, son and heir of
-Viscount Kilcroney in the peerage of Ireland,
-entered with a swift and easy step, and saluted
-airily. He had a merry green eye, and the
-red of his crisp hair shone out through the
-powder like a winter sunset through a mist.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper," said he, "your servant, sir.
-Faith, Tom, me boy, is that you? The top
-of the evening to ye."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Uninvited he took a chair and flung his
-careless figure upon it. His joints were loose,
-his nose aspired, his rich lace ruffles were torn,
-his handsome coat was buttoned awry; Irishman
-was stamped upon every line of him, from
-his hot red head to his slim alert foot; Irishman
-lurked in every rich accent of his ready
-tongue.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper made no doubt that now the
-Lothario who had poached on his preserves,
-had destroyed his peace, had devastated his
-home, was before him. He turned to Stafford
-and caught him by the wrist.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tom," whispered he, "you will stand by
-me, for by my immortal soul, I will fight it
-out to-night!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"For God's sake, be quiet," whispered the
-other, who began to think that the jealous
-husband was getting beyond a joke. "Let us
-hear what the fellow has got to say first. The
-devil! I will not stand by to see you pink
-every auburn buck in the town. 'Tis stark
-lunacy."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But 'tis you yourself," returned Sir Jasper,
-in his fierce undertone&mdash;"you yourself who
-told me it was he. See, but look at this curl
-and at that head."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, flummery!" cried Stafford. "Let him
-speak, I say."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"When you have done your little conversation,
-gentlemen," said Mr. O'Hara good-naturedly,
-"perhaps you will let me put in a
-word edgeways?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper, under his friend's compelling
-hand, sank into a chair; his sinews well-nigh
-creaked with the constraint he was putting
-upon himself.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I have come," said Denis O'Hara, "from
-me friend Captain Spoicer. I met him a whoile
-ago, fluttering down Gay Street, leaping like a
-hare with the hounds after him, by St. Patrick!
-'You're running away from someone, Spoicer,'
-says I. And says he, 'I'm running away from
-that blithering madman Sir Jasper Standish.' Excuse
-me, Sir Jasper, those were his words,
-ye see."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And what, sir," interrupted Sir Jasper in
-an ominous voice&mdash;"what, sir, may I ask, was
-your purpose in walking this way to-night?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Eh," cried the Irishman, "what is that ye
-say?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, go on, O'Hara," cried Stafford
-impatiently, and under his breath to Standish,
-"Faith, Jasper," said he, "keep your manners,
-or I'll wash my hands of the whole matter."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, is that the way with him," said O'Hara,
-behind his hand to Stafford, and winked
-jovially. "Well, I was saying, gentlemen, that to
-see a man run, unless it be a Frenchman, is a
-thing that goes against me. 'Why, what did
-he do to you?' said I (meaning you, Sir Jasper).
-'Oh,' says me gallant Captain, 'I went to him
-with a gentlemanly message from a friend and
-the fellow insulted me so grossly with remarks
-about my hair, that sure,' says he, 'tis only fit
-for Bedlam he is.' 'Insulted you,' says I, 'and
-where are you running to? To look for a
-friend, I hope,' says I. 'Insults are stinking
-things.' 'Sure,' says he, 'he is mad,' says he.
-'Well, what matter of that?' says I. 'Sure,
-isn't it all mad we are more or less? Come,'
-says I, 'Spoicer, this will look bad for you
-with the ladies, not to speak of the men. Give
-me the message, me boy, and I will take it;
-and sure we will let Sir Jasper bring his keepers
-with him to the field, and no one can say fairer
-than that.'"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper sprang to his feet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, curse your Irish insolence," he
-roared; "this is more than I would stand from
-any man! And, if I mistake not, Mr. O'Hara,
-we have other scores to settle besides."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Is it we?" cried O'Hara, jumping up likewise.
-"'Tis the first I've heard of them&mdash;but,
-be jabers, you will never find me behind hand
-in putting me foot to the front! I will settle
-as many scores as you like, Sir Jasper&mdash;so
-long as it is me sword and not me purse that
-pays them."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Draw then, man, draw!" snarled Sir Jasper,
-dancing in his fury. He bared his silver-hilted
-sword and threw the scabbard in a corner.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Heaven defend us!" cried Stafford, in vain
-endeavouring to come between the two.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sure, you must not contradict him," cried
-O'Hara, unbuckling his belt rapidly, and
-drawing likewise with a pretty flourish of shining
-blade. "'Tis the worst way in the world to
-deal with a cracked man. Sure, ye must soothe
-him and give in to him. Don't I know! Is
-not me own first cousin a real raw lunatic in
-Kinsale Asylum this blessed day? Come on,
-Sir Jasper, I'm yer man. Just pull the chairs
-out of the way, Tom, me dear boy."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now sir, now sir!" said Sir Jasper, and
-felt restored to himself again as steel clinked
-against steel. And he gripped the ground
-with his feet, and knew the joy of action.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, what must be, must be," said Stafford
-philosophically, and sat across a chair;
-"and a good fight is a good fight all the
-world over! Ha! that was a lunge! O'Hara
-wields a pretty blade, but there is danger in
-Jasper's eye. I vow I won't have the Irish
-boy killed. Ha!" He sprang to his feet
-again and brandished the chair, ready to
-interpose between the two at the critical moment.
-O'Hara was as buoyant as a cork; he
-skipped backwards and forwards, from one
-side to another, in sheer enjoyment of the
-contest. But Sir Jasper hardly moved from his
-first position except for one or two vicious
-lunges. Stafford had deemed to see danger
-in his eye; there was more than danger&mdash;there
-was murder! The injured husband was determined
-to slay, and bided his time for the fatal
-thrust. The while, O'Hara attacked out of
-sheer lightness of heart. Now his blade grazed
-Sir Jasper's thigh; once he gave him a flicking
-prick on the wrist so that the blood ran down
-his fingers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Stop, stop," cried Stafford, running in with
-his chair, "Sir Jasper's hit!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, dash you!" cried Sir Jasper. And
-click, clank, click, it went again, with the pant
-of the shortening breath, and the thud of the
-leaping feet. Sir Jasper lunged a third time,
-O'Hara waved his sword aimlessly, fell on one
-knee, and rolled over.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Halt!" yelled Stafford. It was too late.
-Sir Jasper stood staring at his red blade.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You have killed him!" cried Stafford,
-turning furiously on his friend, and was down
-on his knees and had caught the wounded
-man in his arms the next second.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Devil a bit," said O'Hara, and wriggled
-in the other's grasp, too vigorously indeed for
-a moribund, found his feet in a jiffy and stood
-laughing with a white face and looking down
-at his dripping shirt. "'Tis but the sudden
-cold feel of the steel, man! Sure I'm all
-right, and ready to begin again! 'Tis but a
-rip in the ribs, for I can breathe as right as
-ever." He puffed noisily as he spoke to prove
-his words, slapped his chest, then turned
-giddily and fell into a chair. Stafford tore
-open the shirt. It was as O'Hara had said,
-the wound was an ugly surface rip, more
-unpleasant than dangerous.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Let us have another bout," said O'Hara.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, no," said Stafford.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, no," said Sir Jasper advancing and
-standing before his adversary. "No.
-Mr. O'Hara, you may have done me the greatest
-injury that one can do another, but gad, sir,
-you have fought like a gentleman!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah!" whispered O'Hara to Stafford, who
-still examined the wound with a knowing
-manner, "'tis crazed entoirely he is, the poor
-dear fellow."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Not crazed," said Stafford rising, "or if
-so, only through jealousy.&mdash;Jasper, let us have
-some wine for Mr. O'Hara, and one of your
-women with water and bandages. A little
-sticking plaister will set this business to rights.
-Thank God, that I have not seen murder to-night!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"One moment, Stafford." said Jasper, "one
-moment, sir. Let us clear this matter. Am
-I not right, Mr. O'Hara, in believing you to
-have written a letter to my wife?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Is it me?" cried O'Hara in the most guileless
-astonishment.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He thinks you are her lover," whispered
-Stafford in his ear. "Zooks, I can laugh
-again now! He knows she has got a red-haired
-lover, and says he will kill every red-haired
-man in Bath!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sure I have never laid eyes on Lady
-Standish," said O'Hara to Sir Jasper, "if that
-is all you want. Sure, I'd have been proud
-to be her lover if I'd only had the honour of
-her acquaintance!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. O'Hara," said Sir Jasper, "will you
-shake hands with me?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"With all the pleasure in loife!" cried the
-genial Irishman. "Faith, 'tis great friends
-we will be, but perhaps ye had better not
-introjuce me to ye'r lady, for I'm not to
-be trusted where the dear creatures are
-concerned, and so 'tis best to tell you at the
-outset."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The opponents now shook hands with some
-feeling on either side. The wound was attended
-to and several bottles of wine were thereafter
-cracked in great good-fellowship.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There is nothing like Canary," vowed
-O'Hara, "for the power of healing."
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It was past midnight when, on the arm of
-Mr. Stafford, Denis O'Hara set out to return
-to his own lodgings.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The streets were empty and the night dark,
-and they had many grave consultations at the
-street corners as to which way to pursue. If
-they reeled a little as they went, if they
-marched round King's Circus, and round again
-more than once, and showed a disposition to
-traverse Gay Street from side to side oftener
-than was really required by their itinerary, it
-was not, as O'Hara said, because of the
-Canary, but all in the way of "divarsion."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper's a jolly good fellow," said Lord
-Kilcroney's heir as he propped himself against
-his own door-post, and waggled the knocker
-with tipsy gravity. "And so are you," said
-he to Stafford. "I like ye both." Here he
-suddenly showed a disposition to fall upon
-Stafford's neck, but as suddenly arrested
-himself, stiffened his swaying limbs and struck
-his forehead with a sudden flash of sobriety.
-"Thunder and 'ouns," said he, "if I did not
-clean forget about Spoicer!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He was with difficulty restrained by Stafford
-(who, having a stronger head, was somewhat
-the soberer), with the help of the servants
-who now appeared, from setting forth to
-repair his negligence. By a tactful mixture of
-persuasion and force, the wounded gentleman
-was at length conducted to bed, sleepily
-murmuring:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Won't do at all&mdash;most remiss&mdash;affair of
-honour&mdash;never put off!" until sleep overtook
-him, which was before his head touched the
-pillow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Meanwhile Sir Jasper sat, with guttering
-candles all around him, in the recesses of an
-armchair, his legs extended straight, his
-bandaged wrist stuffed into his bosom, his head
-sunk upon his chest, his spurious flash of
-gaiety now all lost in a depth of chaotic
-gloom. Dawn found him thus. At its first
-cold rays he rose sobered, and could not have
-said whether the night had passed in waking
-anguish or in hideous nightmare. He looked
-round on the cheerless scene, the blood-stained
-linen, the empty wine-glasses with their
-sickening reek, the smoking candles, the disordered
-room; then he shuddered and sought the
-haven of his dressing-room, and the relief of
-an hour's sleep with a wet towel tied round
-his throbbing head.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap07"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE VII
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Bellairs was up betimes. In truth
-she had slept ill, which was a strange
-experience for her. What her thirty-seven
-lovers had never had the power to wring from
-her&mdash;a tear and a sleepless night&mdash;this had
-she given to the one man who loved her not.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She was tortured with anxiety concerning
-the danger which her caprice (or, as she put
-it, Lady Standish's inconceivable foolishness)
-might have brought upon Lord Verney. At
-daybreak she rang for her maid, and with the
-eight o'clock chocolate demanded to be posted
-with all the news of the town. She was of
-those who possess the talent of making
-themselves served. The chocolate was to the full
-as perfumed and creamy as ever, and Miss
-Lydia was bursting with tidings of importance,
-as she stood by her lady's couch.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, Lydia, well?" cried her mistress,
-sharply.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, lud, ma'am, the whole town's ringing
-with it! My Lady Standish has been found
-out. There, I for one never trust those solemn
-prudes that ever keep their eyes turned up
-or cast down, and their mouths pursed like
-cherries. You would not be so proper if there
-was not a reason for it, I always think."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lydia," said Mistress Bellairs, "do not be
-a fool. Go on; what has Lady Standish been
-found out in, pray?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, ma'am," said Lydia, "it ain't hard to
-guess. 'Tis what a woman's always found out
-in, I suppose. But, lud, the shamelessness of
-it! I hear, ma'am," she came closer to her
-mistress and bent to whisper, almost trembling
-with the joy of being tale-bearer to such
-purpose, "I hear, ma'am, Sir Jasper found Colonel
-Villiers there yesterday afternoon. Oh, ma'am,
-such goings on!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pshaw!" said Mistress Kitty.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, they're going to fight, anyhow," cried
-the girl, "and Sir Jasper tore off the Colonel's
-wig and beat him about the face with it,
-ma'am, and the Colonel's been like a madman
-ever since, and he vows he will shoot him this
-morning."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Bellairs gave a sigh of relief.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Let them shoot each other," said she,
-sinking back on her pillows and stirring her
-chocolate calmly. "I do not find the world
-any better for either of them."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But that is not all, ma'am, for poor Sir
-Jasper no sooner had he thrashed the Colonel,
-than he finds Mr. Denis O'Hara behind the
-curtains."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Denis O'Hara!" exclaimed Mistress Bellairs,
-sitting up in amaze. "You're raving!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, ma'am, for I have it from Mr. O'Hara's
-own man; and did not he and Sir
-Jasper fight it out then and there, and was not
-Mr. O'Hara carried home wounded by the
-Watch!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mercy on us!" exclaimed the lady.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And that is not all, ma'am," said the maid.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You frighten me, child."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There is Captain Spicer too, whom you
-can't a-bear, and Lord Verney."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lord Verney!" cried Mistress Kitty.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ay, ma'am; he and Sir Jasper are going to
-fight this morning. Sir Jasper's going to fight
-them all, but Lord Verney is to be the first, for
-Sir Jasper found him kissing Lady Standish
-yesterday at noon; the others were later on.
-So it's my Lord comes first you see, ma'am."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"La, girl," cried Mistress Bellairs with a
-scream, and upset her chocolate, "going to
-fight this morning? 'Tis not true!" Her
-pretty face turned as white as chalk under its
-lace frills.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes, ma'am," pursued the maid, gabbling
-as hard as she could. "Yes, ma'am, first
-there's Lord Verney. Sir Jasper, they say,
-behaved so oddly to Captain Spicer who
-brought the first challenge, that Lord Verney
-sent another by a chairman this morning.
-And then Colonel Villiers. Of course, as
-Mr. Mahoney says (that's Mr. O'Hara's man,
-ma'am), Sir Jasper is safe to kill Lord Verney,
-and Colonel Villiers is safe to kill Sir Jasper.
-But if the Colonel do not kill Sir Jasper, then
-Sir Jasper will fight Captain Spicer! La! ma'am,
-the chocolate's all over the bed."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, get out of that, you silly wench,"
-cried Mistress Bellairs, "let me rise! There
-is not a moment to lose. And where is Sir
-Jasper supposed to fight my Lord Verney?
-(Give me my silk stockings, useless thing that
-you are!) I don't believe a word of your
-story. How dare you come and tell me such
-a pack of nonsense? But where are they
-supposed to fight? Of course you must have
-heard the hour?" She was pulling silk
-stockings over her little arched foot, and up her
-little plump leg as fast as her trembling hands
-would obey her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I do not know where, ma'am," said the
-maid demurely, "but the Colonel is to meet
-Sir Jasper in Hammer's Fields at noon, so I
-suppose my Lord Verney and he will be fighting
-about this time."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, hold your tongue," cried her mistress;
-"you're enough to drive one mad with your
-quacking!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Not a dab of rouge did the widow find
-time to spread upon pale cheeks, not a dust
-of powder upon a black curl. The pretty
-morning hood was drawn round a very different
-face from that which it usually shaded; but
-who shall say that Kitty, the woman, running
-breathless through the empty streets with the
-early breeze playing with her loose hair, was
-not as fair in her complete self-abandonment,
-as the fashionable lady, powdered, painted,
-patched and laced, known under the name
-of Mrs. Bellairs? Her small feet hammered
-impatiently along, her skirts fluttered as she
-went. She would not wait for a coach; a
-chair would have sent her crazy.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At the turning of the Crescent, another
-fluttering woman's figure, also hooded, also
-cloaked, also advancing with the haste that
-despises appearances, passed her with a patter
-and a flash. They crossed, then moved by
-the same impulse halted with dawning recognition.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mistress Bellairs!" cried Lady Standish's
-flute-like voice.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Julia Standish!" screamed Mistress Bellairs.
-They turned and caught at each other
-with clinging hands.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, heavens," said Mistress Bellairs, "is
-what I hear true? Is that devil Sir Jasper
-going to fight Lord Verney this morning?
-Why, Verney's but a child; 'tis rank murder.
-You wicked woman, see what you have done!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, Mistress Bellairs," cried Julia, and
-pressed her side, "my heart is broken."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But what has happened, woman, what has
-happened?" cried Kitty, and shook the
-plaintive Julia with a fierce hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper will not see me," sobbed Julia,
-"but I have found out that he is to meet
-my Lord Verney in an hour in Bathwick
-Meadows. There have been messages going
-backwards and forwards since early dawn. Oh,
-Heaven have pity on us!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Where are you going?" cried Kitty, and
-shook her once more.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I was going to Lord Verney to plead for
-my husband's life," said Lady Standish, and
-the tears streamed down her face like the
-storm-rain upon lily flowers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The Lord keep you," cried Mistress
-Bellairs with feelings too deep for anger; "I
-believe you are no better than an idiot!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The most heroic resolves are often the work
-of a second! "Now go back home again,
-you silly thing," said Kitty. "'Tis I&mdash;yes,
-Lady Standish, you do not deserve it of me&mdash;but
-I will sacrifice myself! I will prevent
-this duel, I will go to my Lord Verney!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You," said Julia, and wondered, and but
-half understood the meaning of the words.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Go home, go home," said Mistress Kitty,
-"and I tell you that if I do not make Lord
-Verney fail at the meeting, my name is not
-Kitty Bellairs!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish hesitated, and meekly bowed
-her head, turned and began to retrace her steps,
-her slim figure bending and swaying as if the
-fresh morning wind were too stern for her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Bellairs looked at her watch.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Did she say an hour?" murmured she
-to herself. "Then, ten minutes before the
-looking-glass, and ten minutes to get to my
-Lord's lodgings, and I will find him about
-to start. 'Tis his first affair of honour, poor
-boy, and he is sure to be as early at it as
-a country cousin to a dinner-party."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The sun broke out from a cloudy sky, and
-Mrs. Bellairs shook herself and felt her spirits
-rise. A dimple peeped in either cheek.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"After all," said she as she tripped along,
-and the dimples deepened as the smile
-broadened, "who knows? 'Tis an ill wind that
-blows nobody good."
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-My Lady Standish returned home. The
-servants stared at her curiously as she crossed
-the hall. Mistress Tremlet, the housekeeper,
-passed her with pursed lips. Her own maid,
-she knew, was dissolved in tears and plunged
-in Doctor Persel's discourses against heresy.
-White as new fallen snow was her conscience,
-nevertheless she felt herself smirched in the
-eyes of all these people. Yet she cared not.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Outside Sir Jasper's dressing-room she
-listened. She could hear him stamp about
-as he made his toilet, and curse his man.
-She put out her hand to knock, but the
-memory of his stern repulse to her last
-appeal robbed her of all courage.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I will not go in upon him," thought she,
-"but when he comes out I will speak."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"These swords," said Sir Jasper within, "I
-will take in the carriage. I expect Mr. Stafford
-and a friend to call for me in half-an-hour.
-Do you understand, sirrah! And hark ye,
-where are the pistols?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pistols!" echoed Lady Standish, and her
-heart beat to suffocation.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There was a pause.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Here, Sir Jasper," said the valet then.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, mark what I say," said Jasper
-impressively. "Lord Markham will call at eleven.
-Let the curricle be in waiting; tell my Lord
-that I will meet him five minutes before the
-half-hour at Hammer's Fields. Forget at your
-peril! You are to take these pistols there
-yourself. Stay, tell my Lord Markham that
-if I am not at the <i>rendezvous</i>, 'twill only be
-because I have not life enough left to take me
-there, and he must make it straight with
-Colonel Villiers. Have you understood, rascal?
-Nay&mdash;damn you!&mdash;I will give you a letter for
-my Lord Markham."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh God! oh God!" cried poor Lady
-Standish, and felt her knees tremble, "what
-is this now? Another meeting! The
-Colonel! ... In God's name how comes he upon
-Colonel Villiers? Why, this is wholesale
-slaughter! This is insanity! This must be
-prevented!" She caught her head in her
-hands. "Sir Jasper's mad," she said. "What
-shall I do? What shall I do? They will kill
-him, and I shall have done it. Why now, if
-Kitty prevents the first duel, cannot I prevent
-the second? Oh, I am a false wife if I cannot
-save my husband. Heaven direct me!" she
-prayed, and to her prayer came inspiration.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There was the Bishop, the Bishop of Bath
-and Wells! That reverend prelate had shown
-her much kindness and attention; he would
-know how to interfere in such a crisis. He
-was a man of authority. Between them could
-they not enforce the peace at Hammer's
-Fields, and could not Sir Jasper be saved in
-spite of himself, were it by delivering him
-into the hands of the law?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish flew into her room and called
-the sniffing Megrim.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Paper and ink," cried she, "and get you
-ready to run on a message. 'Tis a matter
-of life and death."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My Lady," said Megrim primly, "I will
-serve your Ladyship in all things that are
-right; but I hope I know my dooty to my
-Creator; and stoop to connive at irregularities,
-my Lady, I won't and never will." She
-had been ready to condemn her master
-overnight, but the talk in the servants' hall had,
-as she expressed it, "opened her eyes." And
-what woman is not ready to judge her sister
-woman&mdash;above all, what maid to condemn her
-mistress?
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish stared.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What means this?" said she. "You shall
-do as I bid you, Mistress Megrim. How
-dare you!" cried Lady Standish with a sudden
-flash of comprehension. "Why, woman, my
-letter is to the Bishop!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh," quoth Mistress Megrim, still with
-reserve, yet condescending to approval, "that
-is another matter! Shall I," she sniffed, "be
-stricter than becomes a Christian? Shall I
-refuse aid to the bruised sinner or to the
-smoking lamp whose conscience is awakened?
-May his Lordship be a tower of strength to
-your Ladyship along the rocky paths of
-penitence&mdash;Amen!"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap08"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE VIII
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-In ten minutes a fair lady may do much to
-enhance her fairness. As Mistress Bellairs
-took a last look at her mirror, while Lydia
-bustled out to call a hired chair, she bestowed
-upon her reflection a smile of approval which
-indeed so charming an image could not fail
-to call forth. Then she huddled herself in a
-mysterious and all enveloping cloak, caught
-up a little velvet mask from the table, and
-sped upon her errand. She sallied forth as
-the gallant soldier might to battle, with a
-beating heart yet a high one.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney and Captain Spicer had just
-finished breakfast at the former's lodgings in
-Pierrepoint Street, near North Parade. Captain
-Spicer, babbling ineptly of his own experience
-as a duellist, of his scorn of Sir Jasper's
-lunacy, yet of his full determination to slay
-the vile madman, had done ample justice to
-his young principal's table. But Lord Verney,
-his cheek now darkly flushed, now spread with
-an unwholesome pallor, found it hard to swallow
-even a mouthful of bread, and restlessly passed
-from the contemplation of the clock and the
-setting of his watch to the handling of his
-pistols, or the hasty addition of yet another
-postscript to the ill-spelt, blotted farewell
-epistle he had spent half the night in inditing
-to the Dowager his mother: "In case, you
-know..." he had said to his friend, with
-a quiver in his voice.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Captain Spicer had earnestly promised to
-carry out his patron's last wishes in the most
-scrupulous manner.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear Lord," he had said, grasping him
-by the hand, "rely upon me. Gad, Sir Jasper
-is a devil of a shot I hear, and of course, he,
-he! we all know the saying&mdash;the strength of
-a madman. But no sooner has he laid you,
-Harry, than I vow, upon my honour, I shall
-hold him at my sword's point. I will revenge
-thee, Harry, never fear of that. 'Twill be a
-mighty genteel story, and the world will ring
-with it. Egad, he will not be the first I
-have spitted as easy as your cook would
-spit a turkey. Have I not learnt of the
-great Angelo Malevolti himself? He,
-he&mdash;'A woman's hand,' he would say, 'and the
-devil's head!'"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here Captain Spicer shook out his bony
-fingers from the encumbering ruffles and
-contemplated them with much satisfaction.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, hang you, Spicer, be quiet, can't you!"
-cried Lord Verney petulantly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The Captain leant back on his chair and
-began to pick his teeth with a silver toothpick.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pooh, these novices!" said he, as if to
-himself. "Keep your nerves steady, my Lord,
-or, stab me, I may as well order the mourning-coach
-before we start. He, he! 'Tis well,
-indeed, you have a friend to stand by you!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A discreet tap was heard at the door, and
-Lord Verney's impassive new servant
-(especially engaged on his behalf by the Captain,
-who indeed, some ill-natured wag had it,
-shared his wages and perquisites) stood in
-the doorway.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There is a lady downstairs, my Lord," he
-said in his mechanical voice. "She particularly
-requests to see your Lordship and will
-take no denial, although I informed her that
-your Lordship was like to be engaged until
-late in the morning."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney merely stared in amazement;
-but Captain Spicer sprang up from his chair,
-his pale eyes starting with curiosity.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"A lady, gad! Verney, you dog, what is
-this? A lady, Ned? Stay, is she tall and
-fair and slight?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, sir, she is under-sized, and seems
-plump, though she is wrapt in so great a
-cloak I could hardly tell."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pretty, man?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Cannot say, sir, she wears a mask."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"A mask? He, Verney, Verney, this is
-vastly interesting! And she won't go away,
-eh, Ned?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, sir, she must see his Lordship, she
-said, if only for five minutes."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Plump, under-sized, masked," ejaculated
-Captain Spicer in burning perplexity. "Gad,
-we have ten minutes yet, we will have her
-up, eh, Verney? Show her up, Ned."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The servant withdrew, unheeding Lord
-Verney's stammered protest.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Really, Captain Spicer," said he, "I would
-have liked to have kept these last ten minutes
-for something serious. I would have liked,"
-said the lad with a catch in his voice and
-a hot colour on his cheek, "to have read a
-page of my Bible before starting, were it only
-for my mother's sake, afterwards."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The led Captain threw up hand and eye
-in unfeigned horror.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"A page of your Bible! Zounds! If it
-gets out, we are the laughing-stock of Bath.
-A page of your Bible! 'Tis well no one
-heard you but I."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hush!" said Lord Verney, for in the
-doorway stood their visitor. 'Twas indeed a
-little figure, wrapt in a great cloak, and
-except for the white hand that held the folds,
-and the glimpse of round chin and cherry lip
-that was trembling beneath the curve of the
-mask, there was naught else to betray her
-identity, to tell whether she were young or
-old, well-favoured or disinherited. But it was
-a charming little hand, and an engaging little
-chin.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney merely stood and stared like
-the boy he was. But Captain Spicer leaped
-forward with a spring like a grasshopper, and
-crossing his lean shanks, he presented a chair
-with the killing grace of which he alone was
-master. The lady entered the room, put her
-hand on the back of the chair, and turned
-upon Captain Spicer.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I would see Lord Verney alone, sir," she
-said. It was a very sweet voice, but it was
-imperious. The masked lady had all the
-air of one who was accustomed to instant
-obedience.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In vain Captain Spicer leered and languished;
-the black eyes gleamed from behind
-the disguise very coldly and steadily back at
-him. Forced to withdraw, he endeavoured
-to do so with wit and elegance, but he was
-conscious somehow of cutting rather a poor
-figure; and under the unknown one's hand
-the door closed upon him with so much
-energy as to frustrate utterly his last bow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Kitty Bellairs deliberately turned the key
-in the lock, and put it in her pocket. Lord
-Verney started forward, but was arrested by
-the sound of his own name, pronounced in
-the most dulcet and plaintive tone he thought
-he had ever heard.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lord Verney," said Kitty, flinging back
-her cloak and hood and allowing her pretty
-brown curls, and a hint of the most perfect
-shape in Bath, to become visible to the young
-peer's bewildered gaze. "Lord Verney," said
-she, and clasped her hands, "a very, very
-unhappy woman has come to throw herself
-upon your compassion."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Madam," said Lord Verney, "what can
-I do for you?" His boyish soul was thrilled
-by these gentle accents of grief; he thought
-he saw a tear running down the white chin;
-the rounded bosom heaved beneath its
-bewitching disorder of lace. He glanced at the
-clock and back at the suppliant in a cruel
-perplexity. "Madam," said he, "time presses;
-I have but a few minutes to give you. Tell
-me, madam, how can I serve you? To do
-so will be a comfort to me in what is perhaps
-the last hour of my life."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The lady gave a cry as soft as a dove's,
-and as plaintive.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh," said she, "it is true, then, what I
-heard?" and the white hands were wrung
-together as in extremest anguish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Madam," cried he, with outspread arms,
-and, though without daring to touch her,
-drawing closer, so close as to hear the quick
-catch of her breath and to inhale the subtle
-fragrance of violets that emanated from her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh," said she, "it is true!" She staggered
-and caught at the fastenings of her cloak and
-threw it open.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You are faint," he cried, strangely moved;
-"let me call."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But she caught him by the hand. Her
-fingers were curiously warm for one seized
-with faintness, but the touch of them was
-pleasant to the young man as never woman's
-touch had been before. Out flew the fellow
-hand to keep his prisoner, and they clung
-round his great boy's wrist.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He never knew how, but suddenly he was
-on his knees before her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You are going to fight," said she, "to
-fight with Sir Jasper. Oh, my God, you do
-not know, but it is because of me, and if you
-fight it will break my heart." She leant
-forward to look eagerly at him as he knelt. Her
-breath fanned his cheek. Through her mask
-he saw beautiful black eyes, deep, deep. How
-white the skin was upon her neck and chin&mdash;how
-fine its grain! What little wanton curls
-upon her head! What a fragrance of flowers
-in the air! How he longed to pluck that
-mask away&mdash;and yet how the very mystery
-lured him, held him!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Who are you?" said he, in a low quick
-whisper. "Let me see your face."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She forbade his indiscreet hand with a little
-shriek.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, no, no, you must never see, never
-know; that would be terrible."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then he placed both his hands, all unconsciously,
-upon hers, and then she caught them
-both and held them, and he felt that her weak
-grasp was to him as strong as iron.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why do you fight?" said she. "Tell me."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He blushed.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis for nothing, the merest misunderstanding.
-Sir Jasper is mad, I think."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper is jealous," breathed she, and
-nearer came the gaze of the eyes. "Is it
-true that you love Lady Standish?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I?" cried he vehemently, and rapped out
-a great oath&mdash;so eager was he to deny. "I?
-No! God is my witness. No!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then do not fight," said she.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He wanted to look at the clock; he wanted
-to spring up and rush to the door; he was
-conscious that Spicer was knocking gently,
-and that it was time to go where the conventions
-of honour called him. The soft clasp
-held him, and the mysterious eyes. He was
-a very boy, and had never loved before,
-and&mdash;she was masked!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Let me advise you," said she. "Believe
-me, your welfare is dearer to me than you can
-imagine&mdash;dearer to me than I ought to tell
-you. Believe me, if you give up this duel
-you will live to be glad of it. Sir Jasper will
-thank you no later than this very day, as never
-man thanked man before. And you will make
-me so happy! Oh, believe me, your honour
-is safe with me."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Only let me see your face," said he, while
-Spicer knocked louder. "I will see her, and
-kiss her," he thought to himself, "and that
-will be something to carry to my death."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How dare you ask it?" she said. "Must
-I grant your request when you refuse me
-mine?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And if I grant you yours," said he, as his
-heart beat very fast, "what will you give me?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, give," said she, "give! Who cares
-for gifts? A man must take." Her red lip
-beneath the mask here became arched so
-bewitchingly over a row of the whitest teeth in
-all the world, that Harry Verney, whose head
-had been rapidly going, lost it and his heart
-together.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"That is a challenge," said he, as he drew
-a hand away and lifted it to the mask.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, traitor!" she cried, and made a dainty
-start of resistance. His fingers trembled on
-the soft scented locks.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You shall not," said she, and bent her
-head to avoid his touch, so that as he knelt
-their faces were closer together than ever.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh!" cried he, and kissed her on the chin
-beneath the mask.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap09"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE IX
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-"My Lord," clamoured Captain Spicer at the
-door, "the coach is waiting and we have but
-half an hour to reach Bathwick Meadows.
-Egad, Lord Verney, would you be last at the
-meeting?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney sprang to his feet. The words,
-the impatient raps penetrated to his dizzy brain
-with sudden conviction.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Heavens!" cried he, and glanced at the
-clock, and made a leap for the door.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And will you go," said the stranger, "without
-having seen my face?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He ran back to her and then back to the door
-again, distracted, as you may see a puppy dog
-between two calls. Finally he came back to the
-lady with a new and manly dignity upon him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I must go," he said. "Would you show
-yourself as kind as you seem, madam, remove
-your mask that I may see you before I go."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Outside Captain Spicer was dancing a sort of
-hornpipe of impotent impatience, and filling the
-air with shrill strange oaths.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Bellairs put the lean swarthy boy
-very composedly on one side by the merest
-touch of her hand, then she went over to the
-door, unlocked it and admitted Captain Spicer,
-green and sweating.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I am coming, Spicer," cried Lord Verney
-desperately, and made a plunge for his hat and
-cloak, murmuring as he passed the lady: "Oh
-cruel!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Kitty Bellairs nibbled her little finger and
-looked at the clock.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It will not take you, you know," said she,
-"more than five minutes to drive down to the
-Bathwick ferry, therefore if you start in three
-you will still have twenty-six to spare. My
-Lord Verney, will you give me those three
-minutes?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney flung aside hat and cloak again,
-his face glowing with a dark flush.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh," cried he, like a school-boy, "for God's
-sake, Spicer, wait outside."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nay," said Mistress Kitty, smiling to herself
-under her mask, "nay, I have need of Captain
-Spicer."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney's face fell,
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come hither," said she, and took him crestfallen
-by the hand and brought him to the table,
-where lay the writing materials he had been
-using but a little while ago. "Here," said she,
-"is a sheet of paper. Sit down, my Lord, and
-write, write," she said, and tapped his shoulder;
-"write, sir&mdash;thus:&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-'Lord Verney begs to inform Sir Joseph Standish that he
-understands the grounds of the quarrel between them to lie
-in a gross misconception of Lord Verney's feelings for Lady
-Standish.'
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-"Write, write!" She leaned over him, dictating.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Half spell-bound, yet protesting incoherently,
-he began to cover the page with his awkward
-scrawl.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Quick," said she. "(Child, how do you
-spell quarrel?) Never mind, on with you:&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-'Lord Verney begs to assure Sir Jasper that, so far from
-presuming to entertain any unlawful sentiments for Lady
-Standish, he has never addressed more than three words to
-her or as many glances at her in his-life; that his whole
-heart is given to another lady, the only woman he has ever
-loved and ever will love.'"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-The pen nearly dropped from Lord Verney's
-fingers. He started and turned round on his
-chair to graze in amaze into the countenance of
-his mysterious visitor, and again was at once
-attracted and foiled by her mask.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Surely you would not contradict a lady?"
-she whispered in his ear; "haste, we have but
-one minute more. Here, give me the pen, I
-will finish." She snapped the quill from his
-hand, her curls touched his cheek as she bent
-forward over him to the page. Swiftly her
-little hand flew:&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"If upon this explanation Sir Jasper does not see his way
-to retract all the offensive observations he made to Lord
-Verney, Lord Verney will be ready to meet him as arranged
-without an instant's delay. The truth of all these statements
-is guaranteed by the woman Lord Verney loves."
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-She seized the sheet and folded it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, Captain Spicer," said she, "take your
-coach and hie you to Sir Jasper's house, and
-if you bring back an answer before the clock
-strikes, I will let you take off my mask, and that
-will save you from dying of curiosity and, also,
-give you something to tattle about for the next
-month. Oh, you will find Sir Jasper," she said;
-"he is a seasoned hand, and does not, like your
-virgin duellist, make it a point of honour to
-bring his high valour to the rendezvous twenty
-minutes before the time."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Within his meagre body Captain Spicer
-carried the soul of a flunkey. He would have
-given worlds to rebel, but could not.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"So long as it is not a put-off," said he.
-"Not even for a fair one's smile could I barter
-a friend's honour."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Kitty held the letter aloft tantalizingly and
-looked at the clock.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If you won't be the bearer," said she, "I
-will send it by the chairman, and then you will
-never know what is in it. Moreover," said she,
-and smiled archly, "if Sir Jasper apologises to
-Lord Verney, which, upon receipt of this letter,
-I make no doubt he will, you can take his place,
-you know, and will not be done out of a gallant
-meeting."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Of course, ha, of course!" cried Spicer with
-a yellow smile.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Laughing, Mistress Kitty closed the door
-behind his retreating figure.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now," said she.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, what have you done, what have you
-made me do?" cried Harry Verney in a sudden
-agony.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hush," said Mistress Kitty. "Did I not
-tell you your honour was safe with me? Do
-you not believe me?" said she meltingly.
-"Ah, Verney!" She put her hand to her
-head, and at her touch the mask fell.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He looked at her face, blushing and quivering
-upon him, and once more fell on his knee
-at her feet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, tell me your name!" cried he, pleadingly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, Lord Verney," she said, "how ungallant!" She
-smiled and looked bewitchingly
-beautiful; looked serious and reproachful, and
-he fell beyond his depths in rapture.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, you know me, you know me well,"
-said she, "am I not Mistress Bellairs, Kitty
-Bellairs&mdash;am I not, Kitty?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, no," cried he, "I never knew you
-till this hour, madam, Mistress Bellairs Kitty!
-I see you," he cried, "for the first time! Oh,
-God, be kind to me, for I love her!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And yet," she whispered archly, "they say
-that love is blind."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Upon this he kissed her as he had kissed
-her beneath the mask; and if anything could
-have been sweeter than the first kiss it was
-the second.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Ah, love, how easy an art to learn, how hard
-to unlearn!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-While Harry Verney thus forgot the whole
-world, his first duel, and the code of honour.
-Sir Jasper sat inditing an answer to his
-communication:&mdash;
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"Sir Jasper Standish has received my Lord Verney's
-explanation in the spirit in which it is offered. He is
-quite ready to acknowledge that he has acted entirely
-under a misapprehension, and begs Lord Verney to receive
-his unreserved apologies and the expression of his admiration
-for Lord Verney's gallant and gentlemanly behaviour,
-together with his congratulations to him and the unknown
-lady upon their enviable situation."
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-Captain Spicer did not offer to supply his
-principal's place in the field. Indeed, he
-displayed to Sir Jasper, who received him
-with the most gloomy courtesy, the extreme
-suppleness of his spine, and pressed his
-unrivalled snuff upon him with a fluttering and
-ingratiating air.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When he returned to Pierrepoint Street he
-found the mysterious stranger already in her
-sedan, Lord Verney leaning through the window
-thereof, engaged in an earnest whispering
-conversation. Captain Spicer jocularly pulled him
-back by the coat-tails and inserted his own
-foolish face instead. The lady was masked
-and cloaked as he had left her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Madam, I have done your errand," said
-he. "It was," said he, "a matter of difficult
-negotiation, requiring&mdash;ahem&mdash;requiring such
-tact as I think I may call my own. Sir
-Jasper was vastly incensed, one might as well
-have tried to reason with a bull. 'But gad,
-sir,' said I, 'would I, I, Captain Spicer, come
-with this message if it were not in accordance
-with the strictest rule of honourable etiquette?' That
-floored him, madam&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here Mistress Kitty snatched the letter
-flickering in his gesticulating hand with scant
-ceremony, turned her shoulder upon him, read
-it and handed it out to Lord Verney, who
-had lost no time in coming round to the
-other window.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now," said she, "bid the man take me
-to the Pump Room." She leaned her head
-out and Lord Verney put his close to hers,
-and there followed another conclave.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Madam, madam, I demand the fulfilment
-of your promise!" from the other side came
-Captain Spicer's clamouring thin voice.&mdash;"Verney,
-my good fellow, I must request you
-to retire, there is a compact between this lady
-and me&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"A compact?" said the mask turning her head.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, madam, the vision of that entrancing
-countenance!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He strove to unfasten the chair door, when:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What?" cried she, "and rob you of all
-the charm of uncertainty and all the joy of
-guessing and all the spice of being able to
-take away the character of every lady in
-Bath. Oh," she said, "I hope I have been better
-taught my duty to my neighbour!" Out went
-her head again to Lord Verney; there was
-another whisper, a silver laugh. "On men!"
-she cried.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney skipped round and in his turn
-dragged the discomfited Captain out of the
-window and restrained him by main force
-from running after the retreating chairman and
-their fair burden.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap10"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE X
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-Lord Markham was a person of indefinite
-appearance, indefinite age and indefinite
-manners. He wore an ill-fitting wig, but he
-had a high reputation as a man of honour.
-He sat beside Sir Jasper on the front seat,
-while on the back sat Tom Stafford; and
-the curricle sped cheerily along through the
-up-and-down Bath streets out into the country
-budding with green, down, down the hill, to
-Hammer's Fields by the winding Avon. Sir
-Jasper's face bespoke great dissatisfaction with
-life at large, and with his own existence in
-particular. Tom Stafford was beginning to
-feel slightly bored.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis an early spring," said Lord Markham,
-in the well-meant endeavour to beguile away
-the heavy minutes and distract his principal's
-mind. "'Tis very mild weather for the time
-of year; and the lambs are forward."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ugh!" said Sir Jasper.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Speak not to him of lambs," whispered
-Stafford; "do not you see he is all for blood
-and thunder?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then he added maliciously; "There is but
-one animal in the whole fauna that Sir Jasper
-takes an interest in at present; and that's not
-easy, it seems, to find in these purlieus, though
-we know it does haunt them: 'tis the red
-dear!" He chuckled, vastly delighted with
-the conceit.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Let us hope we shall not have rain," said
-Lord Markham; "these clouds are menacing."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nay, they will hold up for half-an-hour.
-Enough to serve our purpose," growled Sir
-Jasper, and tipped the horses with the lash
-so that they spurned the slope.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But we shall get wet returning," pleaded
-the well-meaning Earl, "I said so all along;
-'twould have been better to have gone in a
-coach."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I vow," cried Sir Jasper with a sudden
-burst of spleen, "I vow that I have it in my
-heart to wish that Villiers' ball may speed so
-well that I may feel neither rain nor shine,
-coming home again. Home again," said he
-with a withering smile; "blast it, a pretty
-home mine is!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And a pretty cheerful fellow you are to
-bring out to a merry meeting," quoth Stafford
-from the back, "and a nice pair of fools you
-and the Colonel be, plague on you both!
-And when you are shot, 'twill be a fine
-satisfaction to think that your wife can console
-herself with the owner of the red curl, eh?
-What are you going to fight old Villiers about,
-I should like to know?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You do know," growled Sir Jasper, then
-he exploded. "You goad me, sir; do <i>I</i> want
-to fight Villiers? Is not this business the
-merest fooling; sheer waste of time when the
-real fellow&mdash;villain!&mdash;has eluded me?" His
-hold on the reins tightened, he laid on the
-whip, and the curricle swayed as the horses
-leaped and plunged.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Really," said Lord Markham, "I wish I
-had come in a coach."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And: "Hold on," cried Stafford, "hold on,
-Jasper; we don't all want to leave our bones
-in this business."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There came a pause in the conversation.
-They bowled alone a more level road with
-the wind humming in their ears, and the
-rhythmic trot of the greys beating a tune.
-Then Stafford remarked vaguely:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I have a notion there will be no duel
-to-day at Hammer's Fields, Jasper, that you will
-be able to return with undiminished vigour to
-the hunt of the unknown culprit."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How now," cried Sir Jasper fiercely, "have
-you heard from Villiers? Are they all rats
-now-a-days? Verney first, then that Spicer, then the
-Colonel! No, no, the fellow was mad with me,
-sir; and&mdash;gad!&mdash;the offence was mine!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nevertheless," said Stafford unmoved, "I
-happen to know that Colonel Villiers' man was
-sent in all haste for his physician, Sir George
-Waters, at such an unconscionable hour this
-morning that Sir George despatched the
-apothecary in his stead, and the apothecary
-found our fire-eating Colonel roaring in a fit of
-the most violent gout 'tis possible to imagine.
-So violent, indeed, that poor Mr. Wigginbotham
-was soundly beat by the Colonel for
-not being Sir George. Villiers' foot is as large
-as a pumpkin, old Foulks tells me; I had it
-all from Foulks over a glass of water in the
-Pump Room this morning, and zooks, sir, his
-false teeth rattled in his head as he tried to
-describe to me the awful language Colonel
-Villiers was using. He's to be Villiers' second,
-you know, but he swore 'twas impossible, rank
-impossible, for any man to put such a foot to
-the ground."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They were rounding the corner of Hammer's
-Fields as he spoke, and Stafford's eyes
-roaming over the green expanse of grass rested
-upon the little group drawn up towards the
-entrance gate.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Unless," he went on, "the Colonel comes
-upon crutches. No, zounds! ha, ha! Jasper
-I will always love you, man, for the capital
-jokes you have provided of late. Strike me
-ugly if the old fellow has not come&mdash;<i>in a bath-chair</i>!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Really," said Lord Markham, "this is very
-irregular. I have never before been privy to a
-duel where one of the combatants fought in a
-chair. And I am not sure that I can undertake
-the responsibility of concluding arrangements
-in such circumstances."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Blasted nonsense!" said Sir Jasper with
-all his former urbanity of demeanour. He
-flung the reins to his man as he spoke, and
-clambered down from the curricle. Stafford
-had gone before him to the gate and was now
-stamping from one foot to another in exquisite
-enjoyment of the situation.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"(Ha, ha, ha!) Hello! Morning, Colonel,
-sorry to see you this way! (Ha, ha!) Have
-you brought another bath-chair for our man?
-Oh come, yes. 'Twon't be fair if he do not
-sit in a bath-chair too! Say, Foulks, you
-wheel one chair, I'll wheel the other, and we
-will run them one at the other and let them
-fire as soon as they please. Gad, what a joke!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Colonel Villiers turned upon his volatile friend
-a countenance the colour of which presented
-some resemblance to a well-defined bruise on
-the third day; it was yellow and green with
-pain where it was not purple with fury.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. Stafford, sir, these jokes, sir, are vastly
-out of place. (Curse this foot!) Mr. Foulks,
-have the kindness to explain.... Major
-Topham, explain to these gentlemen that I
-have come out to fight, sir, and that fight I
-will, by the living jingo!" He struck the arm
-of the chair in his fury, gave his suffering foot
-a nasty jar and burst into a howl of rage and
-agony.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Stap me," said Stafford, "I'd as soon fight
-an old bear! Whisper, Foulks, is he going
-to shoot in his cage&mdash;beg pardon, I mean his
-chair?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Such is his intention," said Mr. Foulks,
-grinning nervously as he spoke, and showing
-the set of fine Bond Street ivory already
-referred to by Mr. Stafford. "But it strikes me
-it is somewhat irregular."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Somewhat irregular?" ejaculated Lord
-Markham; "it is altogether irregular. I
-decline to have anything to say to it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper remained standing, gloomily looking
-at the ground and driving his gold-headed
-malacca into the soft mud as if all his attention
-were directed to the making of a row of little
-tunnels.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What is the difficulty, what is the difficulty?"
-bellowed Colonel Villiers. "You wheel me
-into position, and you mark the paces, eight
-paces, Foulks, not a foot more, and you give
-me my pistol. What is the difficulty&mdash;hang
-me, hang you all, I say! What <i>is</i> the
-difficulty?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The combatants will not be equal," suggested
-Major Topham. "I told Villiers that I
-will gladly take his place."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No no, no!" screamed the old man turning
-round, and then, "Oh," cried he, and screwed
-up his face. And then the gout had him with
-such fury that he gripped the arms of his chair
-and flung back his head, displaying a ghastly
-countenance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I remember," champed old Foulks, "the
-dear Duke of Darlington insisted upon fighting
-Basil Verney (that's Verney's father, you know)
-with his left arm in splints, but as my Lord
-Marquis of Cranbroke, his Grace's second,
-remarked to me at the time&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, spare us the Marquis!" interrupted
-Stafford brutally. "Let us keep to the business
-on hand, if you please. The whole thing is
-absurd, monstrous! Look here, Jasper, look
-here, Colonel, you two cannot fight to-day.
-How could you be equally matched even if we
-got another bath-chair for Jasper. We cannot
-give him the gout, man, and 'twould be too
-dashed unfair. Gad, Colonel you would shoot
-too well or too ill, 'twon't do! Come, come,
-gentlemen, let us make a good business out of
-a bad one. Why should you fight at all?
-Here's Jasper willing to apologise. (Yes
-you are, Jasper, hold your tongue and be
-sensible for once; you pulled off his wig, you
-know. Gad, it was not pretty behaviour, not
-at all pretty!) But then, Colonel, did not he
-think you had cut him out with his wife, and
-was not that a compliment? The neatest
-compliment you'll ever have this side the grave!
-He was jealous of you, Colonel; faith, I don't
-know another man in Bath that would do you
-so much honour, now-a-days."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, take me out of this," cried the Colonel,
-suddenly giving way to the physical anguish
-that he had been struggling against so
-valiantly. "Zounds, I will fight you all some day!
-Take me out of this. Where is that brimstone
-idiot, my servant? Take me out of this, you
-devils!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Between them they wheeled his chair into
-the road and his screams and curses as he was
-lifted into the coach were terrible to hear.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lord, if he could but call out the gout!"
-cried Stafford. "Look at him, gentlemen!
-Ha, he has got his footman by the periwig!
-Oh, 'tis as good as a play, he is laying it on to
-the fellow like a Trojan! Why, the poor devil
-has escaped, but his wig is in the Colonel's
-hands. Ha, ha, he has sent it flying out of the
-coach! Off they go; what a voice the old boy
-has got, he is trumpeting like the elephant at
-the fair! Well, Jasper, what did I say? No
-duel to-day."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Do not make so sure of that," said Sir
-Jasper. He was moving towards the curricle
-as he spoke, and turned a sinister face over his
-shoulder to his friend.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh," cried the latter, and fell back upon
-Markham, "the fellow's look would turn a
-churn-full of cream! No, I will not drive back
-with ye, thankye, Sir Jasper; I will walk.
-Devil take it," said Stafford, "I don't mind a
-little jealousy in reason myself; but if I were
-to drive home in that company, I'd have no
-appetite for dinner. Come, gentlemen, 'tis a
-lovely day, let us walk."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So Sir Jasper rolled home alone, and, as his
-coachman observed a little later as he helped
-to unharness the sweating horses, "drove them
-cruel!"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap11"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XI
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish was one of those clinging
-beings who seem morally and physically to be
-always seeking a prop. Before adversity she
-was prostrate, and when his lordship the
-Bishop of Bath and Wells was ushered into
-her sitting-room, half-an-hour after Sir Jasper's
-departure for Hammer's Fields, he found the
-poor lady stretched all her length upon the
-sofa, her head buried in the cushions.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Dear me," said his lordship, and paused.
-He was a tall, portly, handsome gentleman
-with sleek countenance, full eye, and
-well-defined waistcoat. Could human weakness have
-touched him, he would have felt a pride in those
-legs which so roundly filled the silk stockings.
-But that human weakness could ever affect
-the Bishop of Bath and Wells was a thing
-that dignitary (and he gave his Maker thanks
-for it) felt to be utterly inconceivable.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lady Standish," said the Bishop; then he
-waved his hand to the curious servants.
-"Leave us, leave us, friends," said he.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish reared herself with a sort of
-desperate heart-sickness into a sitting posture
-and turned her head to look dully upon her
-visitor.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You come too late," she said; "my lord.
-Sir Jasper has gone to this most disastrous
-meeting."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear Lady Standish," said Dr. Thurlow,
-"my dear child," he took a chair and
-drew it to the sofa, and then lifted her slight
-languid hand and held it between his two
-plump palms. "My dear Lady Standish,"
-pursued he in a purring, soothing tone. If
-he did not know how to deal with an afflicted
-soul (especially if that afflicted soul happened
-to belong to the aristocracy and in preference
-inhabited a young female body), who did?
-"I came upon the very moment I received
-your letter. I might perhaps have instantly
-done something to help in this matter, had
-you been more explicit, but there was a
-slight incoherence ... very natural!" Here
-he patted her hand gently. "A slight
-incoherence which required explanations. Now
-tell me&mdash;I gather that your worthy husband
-has set forth upon an affair of honour, eh?
-Shall we say a duel?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish gave a moaning assent.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Some trifling quarrel. Hot-headed young
-men! It is very reprehensible, but we must
-not be too hard on young blood. Young
-blood is hot! Well, well, trust in a merciful
-Providence, my dear Lady Standish. You
-know, not a sparrow falls, not a hair of our
-heads, that is not counted. Was the,
-ah&mdash;quarrel about cards, or some such social
-trifle?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It was about me," said the afflicted wife
-in a strangled voice.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"About you, my dear lady!" The clasp
-of the plump hand grew, if possible, a trifle
-closer, almost tender. Lady Standish was
-cold and miserable, this warm touch conveyed
-somehow a vague feeling of strength and
-comfort.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"About me," she repeated, and her lip
-trembled.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, is it so? And with whom does Sir
-Jasper fight?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"With Colonel Villiers," said she, and shot
-a glance of full misery into the benign
-large-featured face bending over her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Colonel Villiers," repeated the Bishop in
-tones of the blankest astonishment. "Not&mdash;eh,
-not&mdash;er, old Colonel Villiers?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, my lord," cried Lady Standish, "I
-am the most miserable and the most innocent
-of women!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear madam," cried the Bishop, "I
-never for an instant doubted the latter." His
-hold upon her hand relaxed, and she withdrew
-it to push away the tears that now began
-to gather thick and fast on her eyelashes.
-The Bishop wondered how it was he had
-never noticed before what a very pretty woman
-Lady Standish was, what charming eyes she
-had, and what quite unusually long eyelashes.
-It was something of a revelation to him too,
-to see so fair and fine a skin in these days
-of rouge and powder.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And yet," sobbed Lady Standish, "'tis
-my fault too, for I have been very wrong,
-very foolish! Oh, my lord, if my husband
-is hurt, I cannot deny 'tis I shall bear the
-guilt of it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come, tell me all about it," said the
-Bishop, and edged from his chair to her side
-on the sofa, and re-possessed himself of her
-hand. She let it lie in his; she was very
-confiding. "We are all foolish," said
-Dr. Thurlow, "we are all, alas, prone to sin."
-He spoke in the plural to give her confidence,
-not that such a remark could apply to any
-Bishop of Bath and Wells.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, I have been very foolish," repeated
-the lady. "I thought, my lord, I fancied that
-my husband's affection for me was waning."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Impossible!" cried his lordship. But he
-felt slightly bewildered.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And so, acting upon inconsiderate advice,
-I&mdash;I pretended&mdash;only pretended indeed, my
-lord&mdash;that I cared for someone else, and Sir
-Jasper got jealous and so he has been calling
-everybody out thinking that he has a rival."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nevertheless," said the Bishop, "he has
-no rival. Do I understand you correctly, my
-dear child? These suspicions of his are
-unfounded? Colonel Villiers?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Colonel Villiers," cried she, "that old stupid
-red-nosed wretch! No, my lord, indeed, there
-is no one. My husband has my whole heart!" She
-caught her breath and looked up at him
-with candid eyes swimming in the most attractive
-tears. "Colonel Villiers!" cried she.
-"Oh, how can you think such a thing of me?
-But my husband will not believe me; indeed,
-indeed, indeed I am innocent! He was jealous
-of Lord Verney too, and last night fought
-Mr. O'Hara."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The Bishop smiled to himself with the
-most benign indulgence. His was a soul
-overflowing with charity, but it was chiefly
-when dealing with the foibles of a pretty
-woman that he appreciated to the full what
-a truly inspired ordinance that of charity is.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear child, if I may call you so,
-knowing your worthy mother so well, you
-must not grieve like this. Let me feel that
-you look upon me as a friend. Let me wipe
-away these tears. Why, you are trembling!
-Shall we not have more trust in the ruling
-of a merciful Heaven? Now I am confident
-that Sir Jasper will be restored to you
-uninjured or with but a trifling injury. And if
-I may so advise, do not seek, my dear Lady
-Standish, in the future to provoke his jealousy
-in this manner; do not openly do anything
-which will arouse those evil passions of anger
-and vengeance in him!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, indeed, indeed," she cried, and placed
-her other little hand timidly upon the
-comforting clasp of the Bishop's, "indeed I never
-will again!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And remember that in me you have a
-true friend, my dear Lady Standish. Allow
-me to call myself your friend."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here there came a sound of flying wheels
-and frantic hoofs without, and the door-bell
-was pealed and the knocker plied so that the
-summons echoed and re-echoed through the
-house.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, God!" screamed Lady Standish
-springing to her feet, "they have returned!
-Oh, heavens, what has happened? If he is
-hurt I cannot bear it, I cannot&mdash;I cannot!" She
-clasped her head wildly and swayed as
-if she would have fallen. What could a
-Christian do, a gentleman and a shepherd of
-souls, but catch her lest she fall? Half mad
-with terror she turned and clung to him as
-she would have clung to the nearest support.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Have courage," he purred into the little
-ear; "I am with you, dear child, have courage."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So they stood, she clasping the Bishop and
-the Bishop clasping her, patting her shoulder,
-whispering in her ear, when Sir Jasper burst
-in upon them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It was his voice that drove them apart, yet
-it was neither loud nor fierce, it was only
-blightingly sarcastic.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"So!" said he.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-What was it Stafford had said: "There's
-the Bishop of Bath and Wells. He's red,
-as red as a lobster, from top to toe! They
-have a way, these divines." Oh, Stafford
-knew doubtless: all Bath knew! Sir Jasper
-cursed horribly in his heart, but aloud only
-said: "So!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish flew half across the room
-to him with a joyful cry, but was arrested
-midway by his attitude, his look. The Bishop
-said "Ahem," and "ahem" again, and then
-said he:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I rejoice, I rejoice, Sir Jasper, to see you
-return unscathed. Lady Standish has been
-greatly distressed."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And you," said Sir Jasper, drily, "have
-been consoling her."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"To the best of my poor power," said the
-Bishop, and felt, he knew not why (if indeed
-it were possible for him to feel that way!)
-a shade uncomfortable.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper closed the door and bowed.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I think," said he, "I ought to crave
-pardon for this intrusion."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh Jasper!" cried my lady.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Her husband turned towards her for a
-second. She wilted beneath his eye and
-sank into a chair.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Sir Jasper," said she, floundering.
-"The Bishop has been very kind. I have
-been so unhappy about you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I see," said Sir Jasper, "that his lordship
-has been very kind. His lordship, as I said,
-has been administering consolation."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here all at once his stoniness gave way.
-He walked towards the Bishop and bent a
-ghastly face close to the florid uneasily smiling
-countenance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My Lord," said Sir Jasper, "your cloth
-will not protect you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir!" ejaculated the divine.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Your cloth will not protect you!" repeated
-Sir Jasper in that voice of strenuous
-composure that seems to tremble on a shriek.
-"Oh, shepherd, <i>you</i>!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir!" cried the Bishop, "do you mean to
-insinuate&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I insinuate nothing," cried the other and
-sneered. "So madam," he turned again to
-his wife, "this is your choice, eh? You were
-always a pious woman, were you not? You
-would like to have the approval of the Church
-upon your acts, would you not?" Indescribable
-was the sarcasm upon his lip.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Really," said the Bishop, "I am seriously
-annoyed." He looked reproachfully at Lady
-Standish. "Madam," said he, "I came to
-you, as you know, in pure charity, in
-unsuspecting friendship. I was not prepared
-for this."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ha, ha," said Sir Jasper with a hideous
-laugh. "No, sir, I have no doubt you were
-not prepared for this. Pure, ha&mdash;unsuspecting&mdash;this
-is pleasant! Be silent, madam, these
-groans, these crocodile tears have no effect
-upon me. Come, my Lord Bishop, your
-sanctimonious airs cannot take me in. Have
-I not read your letter? Oh, you have got a
-very fine head of hair, but I know ... <i>there
-is a curl missing</i>! Ha, Julia, you should take
-better care of your love-tokens."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I vow," said Dr. Thurlow, majestically,
-"that your behaviour, your words are quite
-beyond my poor comprehension.&mdash;Madam, I
-pity you from my heart!&mdash;Sir Jasper, sir,"
-folding his arms fiercely, "your servant. I
-wish you good-morning." He strode to the
-door, his fine legs quivering with indignation
-beneath their purple silk meshes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No!" said Sir Jasper, and seized him
-roughly by the skirts. "No, you do not
-escape me thus!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How now!" cried the Bishop, the veins
-on his forehead swelling, and the nostrils of
-his handsome Roman nose dilating. "Would
-you lay hands upon the Lord's anointed? Let
-go my coat, Sir Jasper!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He struck at Sir Jasper's retaining hand
-with his own plump fist clenched in a fashion
-suggestive of pulpit eloquence.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ha! you would, would you?" exclaimed
-Sir Jasper, and leaped at the Episcopal throat.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The next instant, to his intense astonishment,
-Sir Jasper found himself in an iron
-grip; lifted into the air with an ease against
-which all his resistance was as that of a
-puppet; shaken till his teeth rattled, and
-deposited on the flat of his back upon the floor.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, help, help, help!" screamed Lady
-Standish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Really," said the Bishop, "I don't know
-when I have been so insulted in my life.
-'Tis the whole Church, sir, the Church of
-England, the State itself, that you have
-assaulted in my person!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He stood glaring down on the prostrate
-foe, breathing heavy rebuke through his high
-dignified nose.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You have committed blasphemy, simony,
-sacrilege, rank sacrilege," thundered Dr. Thurlow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper gathered himself together like a
-panther, and sprang to his feet; like a panther,
-too, he took two or three stealthy steps and,
-half crouching, measured the muscular Bishop
-with bloodshot eyes, selecting the most
-vulnerable portion of anatomy. He panted and
-foamed. The air was thick with flying powder.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish flung herself between them.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"In mercy, my lord," she cried, "leave
-us&mdash;leave us!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here the door opened and butler and
-delighted footmen burst into the room.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The Bishop turned slowly. The grace of
-his vocation prevailed over the mere man.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"May heaven pardon you," he said. "May
-Heaven pardon you, sir, and help you to
-chasten this gross violence of temper. And you,
-madam," said he, turning witheringly upon the
-unfortunate and long-suffering lady, "may you
-learn womanly decorum and circumspection!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You shall hear from me again," growled
-Sir Jasper, murderously&mdash;"Toombs," cried he
-to the butler with a snarl, "show the Bishop
-the door!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The Bishop smiled. He wheeled upon them
-all a stately back, and with short deliberate
-steps withdrew, taking his cane from the
-footman with a glassy look that petrified Thomas,
-and refusing Mr. Toombs' proffered ministrations
-as he might have waved aside a cup of
-poison. "<i>Vade retro Satanas</i>," he seemed to
-say; and so departed, leaving his pastoral curse
-voicelessly behind him.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap12"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XII
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-"How beautiful you are!" said Lord Verney.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He was sitting on a stool at Mrs. Bellairs'
-feet. She had abandoned to him one plump
-taper-fingered hand. The gay little parlour
-of the Queen Square house was full of sunshine
-and of the screeching ecstasy of Mistress
-Kitty's canary bird.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How beautiful you are!" said he; it was
-for the fourth time within the half-hour.
-Conversation between them had languished somehow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Kitty Bellairs flung a sidelong wistful look
-upon her lover's countenance. His eyes, gazing
-upwards upon her, devoured her beauty with
-the self-same expression that she had found
-so entrancing earlier in the day. "Deep
-wells of passion," she had told herself then.
-Now a chill shade of misgiving crept upon
-her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"His eyes are like a calf's," she said to
-herself suddenly.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How beautiful&mdash;&mdash;" thus he began to
-murmur once again, when his mistress's little
-hand, twitching impatiently from his grasp,
-surprised him into silence.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh dear! a calf in very truth," thought
-she. "Baah&mdash;baa ooh.... What can I have
-seen in him? 'Twas a sudden pastoral yearning....!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"May I not hold your hand?" said he,
-shifting himself to his silken knees and pressing
-against her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Yet he was a pretty boy and there was a
-charm undoubted in the freshness of this
-innocence and youth awakening to the first
-glimmer of man's passion.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Delightful task&mdash;&mdash;" she quoted under her
-breath, and once more vouchsafed him, with
-a sweep like the poise of a dove, her gentle
-hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-As it lay in his brown fingers, she contemplated
-it with artistic satisfaction and played
-her little digits up and down, admiring the
-shape and colour of the nails, the delicate
-dimples at the knuckles. But Lord Verney's
-great boy's paw engulfed them all too quickly,
-and his brown eyes never wavered from their
-devout contemplation of her countenance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty sprang to her feet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I vow," she cried, "'tis my hour for the
-waters, and I had clean forgot them!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She called upon her maid:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lydia, child, my hat!&mdash;Lord Verney, if it
-please you, sir, your arm as far as the Pump
-Room." ("At least," she thought to herself,
-"all Bath shall know of my latest conquest")
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She tied her hat ribbons under her chin.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How like you the mode?" said she. And,
-charmed into smiles again by the rosy vision
-under the black plumes, she flashed round upon
-him from the mirror. "Is it not, perhaps, a
-thought fly-away? Yet 'tis the latest. What
-says my Verney?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The poor youth vainly endeavoured to
-discriminate and criticise.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It is indeed a very fine hat," said he
-... "and there seem to be a vast number of
-feathers upon it." He hesitated, stammered.
-"Oh, what care I for modes! 'Tis you, you&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What are you staring at, girl?" cried
-Mistress Bellairs sharply, to her Abigail. "Out
-with you!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, my Verney?" said she. "Mercy,
-how you look, man! Is anything wrong with
-my face?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She tilted that lovely little piece of perishable
-bloom innocently towards him as she spoke.
-And the kiss she had read in his eyes landed
-with unprecedented success upon her lips.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, who knows?" thought she, with a
-little satisfied smile, as she straightened her
-modish hat. "There may be stuff in the
-lad, after all!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She took his arm. Dazed by his own
-audacity, he suffered her to lead him from
-the room. They jostled together down the
-narrow stairs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How beautiful you are!" said he; and
-kissed her again as they reached the sombre
-dark-panelled vestibule.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Fie!" said she with a shade of testiness
-and pushed him back, as her little black page
-ran to open the door.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The kiss, like his talk, lacked any heightening
-of tone&mdash;and what of a lover's kiss that
-shows no new ardour, what of a vow of love
-that has no new colour, no fresh imagery?
-But the trees in Queen Square were lightly
-leafed with pale, golden-green. The sunshine
-was white-gold, the breeze fresh and laughing;
-the old grey town was decked as with garlands
-of Young Love.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He is but new to it," she argued against
-her fleeting doubts, "and he is, sure, the
-prettiest youth in all Bath."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Love and Spring danced in Mistress Kitty's
-light heart and light heels as she tripped
-forth. And Love and Spring gathered and
-strove and sought outlet in Verney's soul as
-inevitably, and irresistibly, and almost as
-unconsciously as the sap in the young shoots
-that swayed under the caress of the breeze
-and amorously unfurled themselves to the sunlight.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The Pump Room was cool and dim after
-the grey stone street upon which the young
-year's sunshine beat as fierce as its youth
-knew how. The water droned its little song
-as it welled up, faintly steaming.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Listen to it," quoth Mistress Kitty. "How
-innocent it sounds, how dear it looks!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-With a smile she took the glass transferred
-to her by Verney, and: "Ugh!" said she,
-"how monstrous horrid it tastes, to be sure!
-'Tis, I fear," she said, again casting a glance
-of some anxiety at her new lover's countenance,
-"a symbol of life."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yet," said he, "these waters are said to
-be vastly wholesome."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Wholesome!" cried Mistress Kitty, sipping
-again, and again curling her nose upwards
-and the corners of her lips downwards, in an
-irresistibly fascinating grimace. "Wholesome,
-my lord! Heaven defend us! And what is
-that but the last drop to complete their
-odiousness! Wholesome, sir? I would have you
-know 'tis not for wholesomeness I drink." She
-put down her glass, undiminished save by the
-value of a bird's draught. "Do I look like
-a woman who needs to drink waters for
-'wholesomeness?'"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Indeed, no," floundered he in his bewildered
-way.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"There are social obligations," said she,
-sententiously. "A widow, sir, alone and
-unprotected, <i>must</i> conform to common usage.
-And then I have another reason, one of pure
-sentiment."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She cocked her head and fixed her mocking
-eye upon him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My poor Bellairs," said she, "how oft has
-it not been my pleasure and my duty to fill
-such a glass as this and convey it to his lips?
-In his last years, poor angel, he had quite lost
-the use of his limbs!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney had no answer appropriate to
-these tender reminiscences; and Mistress Kitty,
-having, it seemed, sufficiently conformed to the
-usage of Bath, as well as sacrificed to the
-manes of the departed, turned briskly round,
-and, leaning against a pilaster, began to survey
-the room.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"La! how empty!" quoth she. "'Tis your
-fault if I am so late, my lord. Nobody, I
-swear, but that Flyte woman, your odious
-Spicer, sir&mdash;ha, and old General Tilney.
-Verily, I believe these dreadful springs have
-the power of keeping such mummies in life
-long after their proper limit. 'Tis hardly fair
-on the rest of the world. Why, the poor
-thing has scarce a sense or a wit left, and yet
-it walks! Heaven preserve us! why, it runs!"
-she cried suddenly with a little chirp, as the
-unfortunate veteran of Dettingen, escaping
-from the guiding hands of his chairman, started
-for the door with the uncontrolled trot of
-semi-paralytic senility.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And that reminds me," said Mistress Kitty,
-"that Sir George is most particular that I
-should walk five minutes between every glass.
-Here comes your estimable aunt, Lady Maria,
-and her ear-trumpet, and the unfortunate Miss
-Selina. I protest, with that yellow feather
-she is more like my dear dead Toto than ever.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Was that your pet name for your husband?"
-murmured Lord Verney, in a strangled
-whisper.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Fie, sir!" cried the widow. "My cockatoo&mdash;I
-referred to my cockatoo." She sighed
-profoundly. "I loved him," she said.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He looked at her, uncertain to which of
-the lamented bipeds she referred.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Selina," cried Lady Maria, in the strident
-tones of the deaf woman persuaded of her
-own consequence (the voice of your shy deaf
-one loses all sound in her terror of being
-loud)&mdash;"Selina, how often must I tell you
-that you must clip in my glass yourself! Who's
-that over there? Where are my eyeglasses?
-Who's that, did you say? Mistress Bellairs?
-Humph! And who's she got with her in tow
-now? Who did you say? Louder, child,
-louder. What makes you mumble so? Who?
-Verney&mdash;Lord Verney? Why, that's my
-nevvy. Tell him to come to me this minute.
-Do you hear, Selina, this minute! I won't
-have him fall into the net of widow Bellairs!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The cockatoo top-knot nodded vehemently.
-Poor Miss Selina, agitated between consciousness
-that the whole Pump Room was echoing
-to Lady Maria's sentiments and terror of her
-patroness, took two steps upon her errand,
-and halted, fluttering. Lord Verney had
-flushed darkly purple. Mistress Kitty hung
-with yet more affectionate weight upon his
-arm and smiled with sweet unconsciousness.
-For the moment she was as deaf as Lady
-Maria.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The latter's claw-like hand had now
-disengaged a long-stemmed eyeglass from her
-laces.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis indeed," she pronounced in her
-commanding bass, "my nevvy Verney with that
-vile Bellairs!&mdash;-Nevvy! Here, I say!&mdash;Selina,
-fool, have you gone to sleep?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-An echo, as of titters, began to circle round
-the Pump Room. The painted face of Lady
-Flyte was wreathed into a smile of peculiar
-significance, as she whispered over her glass
-to her particular friend of the moment, Captain
-Spicer. This gentleman's pallid visage was
-illumined with a radiance of gratified spite.
-His lips were pursed as though upon a
-plum of superdelicious gossip. He began to
-whisper and mouthe. Young Squire Greene
-approached the couple with an eager ear and
-an innocent noddy face that strove to look
-vastly wise.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I assure you," mouthed the Captain. "Was
-I not there?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"In his bedroom?" cried Lady Flyte, with
-a shrill laugh.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Maria's cockatoo crest rose more
-fiercely. It seemed to Kitty Bellairs as if
-she heard the old lady's jaws rattle. It was
-certain that in her wrath she squawked louder
-than even the late lamented Toto. Then
-Mistress Kitty, who, to say the truth, began
-to find the scene a little beyond enjoyment,
-felt the young arm upon which she leaned
-stiffen, the young figure beside her rear itself
-with a new manliness.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pray, Mistress Bellairs," said my Lord
-Verney, he spoke loudly and, to her surprise,
-with perfect facility, even dignity, "will you
-allow me to introduce you to my aunt, Lady
-Maria Prideaux?&mdash;Aunt Maria," said he, and
-his voice rang out finely, imposing a general
-silence, "let me present Mistress Bellairs.
-This lady has graciously condescended to
-accept me as her future husband. I am
-the happiest and the most honoured of men."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The last sentence he cried out still more
-emphatically than the rest, and then repeated
-it with his eye on Kitty's suddenly flushed
-cheek, almost in a whisper and with a quiver
-of strong emotion.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The astounded Mistress Kitty rose from her
-deep curtesy with a swelling heart.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The dear lad," she said to herself. "The
-dear, innocent chivalrous lad!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There was almost a dimness in her brilliant
-black eye. Her emotion was of a kind she had
-never known before: it was almost maternal.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Under stress of sudden genuine emotion,
-the wit of intrigue in the cleverest woman
-falls in abeyance. Mistress Bellairs found no
-word out of the new situation.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Maria's deafness had increased to an
-alarming extent.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Gratified, I'm sure," she mumbled, stuck
-out her dry hand and withdrew it before
-Mistress Bellairs had time to touch it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My future wife," bawled the budding peer,
-in his aged relative's ear.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It was curious to note how old Lady Maria
-seemed suddenly to have become. Huddled
-in herself she nodded vacantly at her nephew.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Thank ye for asking, child," said she, "but
-the waters try me a good deal."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney attempted another shout in vain.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"So Sir George says," remarked my lady.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis the very eye of my poor dear Toto,"
-thought Mistress Bellairs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney looked round in despair. Miss
-Selina thought him monstrous handsome and
-gallant, and her poor old-maid's heart warmed
-to the lover in him. She approached Lady
-Maria and gently lifted her trumpet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Maria, glad enough of a diversion,
-applied it to her ear with unwonted affability.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What is it, my dear? Any sign of the
-Duchess?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Your nephew," said Miss Selina in modest
-accents, "your nephew, my Lord Verney,
-wishes to inform you that he is about to
-contract a matrimonial alliance with the lady he
-has just introduced to you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Miss Selina blushed behind the mouthpiece
-as she made this announcement. Then she
-cried: "Oh," with an accent of suffering, for
-Lady Maria had rapped her over the knuckles
-with the instrument.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Matrimonial fiddlesticks!" said Lord Verney's
-aunt. "Selina, you're a perfect fool!&mdash;Madam,"
-remarked the wraith of the departed
-cockatoo, inclining her crest with much dignity
-towards the blooming Kitty, "I wish you good-morning."
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap13"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XIII
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-There must have been a curious magic in
-the words, "My future wife," for no sooner
-had he pronounced them than Lord Verney
-became several inches taller, a distinct span
-broader and quite unreasonably older. In
-fact, from boyhood he had stepped to man's
-estate. He looked down protectingly at the
-little woman hanging on his arm. The seriousness
-of responsibility settled upon his brow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah! Verney," quoth Mr. Stafford, flicking
-a hot brow, as he dashed in out of the
-sunshine, powdered with white dust from his
-walk and still bubbling with laughter. "Ah,
-Verney, playing butterfly in the golden hours
-while other fellows toil in the sweat of their
-brow! Jingo! lad, but you've lit on the very
-rose of the garden.&mdash;Mistress Kitty Bellairs,
-I kiss your hand."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At this Mistress Kitty felt her future lord's
-arm press her fingers to his ribs, while he
-straightened his youthful back.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. Stafford," began he in solemn tones,
-"this lady&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But she, knowing what was coming, interrupted
-ruthlessly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And pray, Mr. Stafford," quoth she, cocking
-her head at him with those birdlike airs and
-graces that were as natural to her as to any
-mincing dove&mdash;Mistress Kitty being of those
-that begin by making eyes in their nurses' arms,
-before they can speak, and end in a modish
-lace nightcap for the benefit of the doctor&mdash;"and
-whence may you come so late, and thus
-heated?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Whence?" cried Mr. Stafford, and overcome
-by the humour of his recollections, roused
-the solemn echoes of the Pump Room by his
-jovial laugh. "Ah, you may well ask! from
-the merriest meeting it has ever been my fate
-to attend. Oh, the face of him in his chair,
-between his gout and his temper! And fire-eating
-Jasper all for bullets; and old Foulks'
-teeth ready to drop out of his head at the
-indecorousness of it all!&mdash;Spicer, man,
-aha! hold me up.&mdash;Oh, madam," cried Mr. Stafford,
-wiping tears of ecstasy from his eyes and leaning
-as unceremoniously against Spicer as if the
-latter's lank figure were a pilaster specially
-intended for his support&mdash;"oh, madam, I could
-make you laugh had I the breath left for it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Indeed," cried Mistress Kitty, plunging in
-again, as it became evident to her that Lord
-Verney, with the gentle obstinacy that was part
-of his character, was once more preparing to
-make his nuptial statement. "Mr. Stafford,
-please speak then, for in sooth it seems to me
-a vastly long time since I have laughed."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Gad! you actually make me curious," put
-in Mr. Stafford's prop.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh dear, oh dear!" sighed Mr. Stafford,
-in a fresh fit, "ha, ha! By the way, Verney,
-weren't you also to have walked with the
-jealous husband this morning!&mdash;Ah, by the same
-token, and you too, Spicer? Gad. I'm glad
-you didn't, for if either of you had put lead in
-him I'd have missed the best joke of the season.
-Gad, I may say so. He, he, aha-ha, ho, ho!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. Stafford," said my Lord Verney, as
-solemn as any owl, while Mistress Kitty, caught
-by the infection of the genial Stafford's mirth,
-tittered upon his arm, "I have deeper reason
-than you think of to rejoice that the absurd
-misunderstanding was cleared up between Sir
-Jasper and myself. This lady and I&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh dear, the joke, the joke!" cried Mistress
-Bellairs, with loud impatience, and stamped her
-little foot.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, my fair Bellairs," gasped Mr. Stafford,
-"had you but been there to share it with me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"This lady&mdash;&mdash;" quoth Lord Verney.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I wish indeed I had been!" cried she. And
-in very truth she did.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mrs. Bellairs," said the determined lover,
-"has consented to make me the happiest of men."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Eh?" cried Mr. Stafford, and stopped on
-the edge of another guffaw.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty cast down her eyelids. She
-felt she looked demure and almost bashful,
-and she hated herself in this character.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Stafford was one of the thirty-seven
-lovers of whom the lady had spoken so
-confidently, and as such was far from realising the
-solemn meaning of Lord Verney's announcement.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, madam," cried he reproachfully, "is't
-not enough to keep me for ever in Hades,
-must you needs add to my torture by showing
-me another in Paradise? But, my little Verney,"
-he went on, turning good-naturedly to his
-young rival, "it is but fair to warn you that
-you will be wise to pause before getting
-yourself measured for your halo: the Paradise of
-this lady's favour is (alack, do I not know it?)
-of most precarious tenure."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"This lady, sir," said Lord Verney, with
-rigid lips, "has promised to be my wife."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-It was fortunate that Mr. Stafford had a
-prop: under the shock he staggered. Man of
-the world as he was, the most guileless
-astonishment was stamped on his countenance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Oh, how demure looked Mistress Kitty!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Spicer, a trifle yellow, became effusive in
-congratulations which were but coldly received
-by his patron.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, Kitty," whispered Mr. Stafford in
-Mistress Bellairs' shell-like ear, "do you like
-them so tender-green? Why, my dear, the
-lad's chin is as smooth as your own. What
-pleasantry is this?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Kitty scraped her little foot and hung her
-head. Mistress Kitty coy! And yon poor
-innocent with his air of proprietorship&mdash;'twas
-a most humorous spectacle!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm sure, Verney," cried Mr. Stafford, "I
-wish you joy, ha, ha! with all my heart! And
-you madam, he, he!&mdash;forgive me, friends&mdash;the
-thought of Sir Jasper's duel is still too much
-for me. Ha, ha! Support me, Spicer."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"She'll marry him, she'll marry him," cried
-Spicer with bilious vindictiveness, looking over
-his shoulder at the couple, as they moved away.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Marry him!&mdash;never she!" cried Stafford.
-"Kitty's no fool. Why, man, the little demon
-wouldn't have <i>me</i>! She loves her liberty and
-her pleasures too well. Did you not see?
-She could not look up for fear of showing the
-devilment in her eye. Cheerily, cheerily, my
-gallant Captain!" cried the spark, and struck
-the reedy shoulders that had buttressed him, in
-contemptuous good-natured valediction. "You
-need not yet cast about for a new greenhorn
-to subsist upon."
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty, glancing up at her Calf,
-found, something to her astonishment and
-further displeasure, a new expression in his
-eyes. Ardour had been superseded by an
-unseasonable gravity.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The creature is a complete menagerie!"
-she thought to herself, indignantly. "I vow
-he looks like nothing but an owl in the
-twilight!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They wandered together from the Pump
-Room on to the Abbey Flags, and so, slowly,
-into the cool and shady Orange Grove; and
-in a sequestered spot they sat them down on
-a stone bench.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"When a man," said he, "has been, as I
-have, brought face to face, within the space
-of one short morning, with the great events
-of existence, Death and Love, how hollow and
-how unworthy do the mock joys and griefs
-of Society appear to him!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh la!" said she. "You alarm me. And
-when did you see Death, my lord?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why," said he, with his innocent gravity,
-"had you not intervened, my dearest dear,
-between Sir Jasper and me, this morning, who
-knows what might have happened?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, that!" said she, and her lip curled.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ay," said he, "where should I be now,
-Kitty? The thought haunts me in the midst
-of my great happiness. Had I killed Sir
-Jasper, could I have looked upon myself other
-than as a murderer?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, fie, fie," interpolated his mistress
-impatiently, "who ever thinks of such things in
-little matters of honour!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In her heart she told herself that the young
-man showed a prodigious want of <i>savoir-vivre</i>.
-In all candour he proceeded to display a still
-greater lack of that convenient quality.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"On the other hand, had I fallen, and that
-indeed was the more likely contingency, it
-being my first affair of the kind, I tremble to
-think in what state my soul would have
-appeared before its Maker." His voice quivered
-a moment.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My Lord Verney," cried Kitty, turning
-upon him a most distressed countenance, "you
-have no idea how you shock me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And indeed he had not.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He took her distress for the sweetest
-womanly sympathy, and was emboldened to
-further confidence.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I blush to tell you," he said, "that since
-I came to this gay Society of Bath, my life
-has not been all my conscience could approve
-of. The pious practices, the earnest principles
-of life so sedulously inculcated in me
-by my dear mother, have been but too easily
-cast aside."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh dear!" cried Kitty in accents of yet
-greater pain.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"When we are married, my dear love,"
-pursued Lord Verney, quietly encircling his
-mistress's little waist with his arm as he spoke,
-but, absorbed as he was in his virtuous
-reflections, omitting to infuse any ardour into
-his embrace, "we shall not seek the brilliant
-world. We shall find all our happiness with
-each other, shall we not? Oh, how welcome
-my dear mother will make you at Verney
-Hall! It has always been her dream that I
-should marry early and settle on the estate."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Little shivers ran down Kitty's spine. "Is
-it your intention to live with your mother
-when you are married?" she faltered, and
-leaned weakly against the inert arm.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Enthusiastically he cried that the best of
-mothers and he could never be parted long.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, how you will love her!" he said,
-looking fondly at the Kitty of his imagination.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"From your tenderest years she sedulously
-inculcated in you earnest principles and pious
-practices, did she not?" murmured the Kitty
-of reality, with what was almost a moan.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"She did indeed," cried the youth.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty closed her eyes and let her
-head droop upon his shoulder.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I fear I am going to have the vapours,"
-said she.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis, maybe, the spring heats," said he,
-and made as if he would rise.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Maybe," said Mistress Kitty, becoming so
-limp all at once that he was forced to tighten
-his clasp. He glanced at her now in some
-alarm. She half opened bright eyes, and
-glimmered a languid little smile at him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"At least," thought the widow, "if we must
-part (and part we must, my Calf and I) we
-shall part on a sweet moment. What&mdash;in a
-bower, every scent, every secret bird and leaf
-and sunbeam of which calls on thought of
-love, and I by his side&mdash;he to prate of his
-mother! An at least he does not bleat of my
-beauty again, my name is not Kitty!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She sighed and closed her eyes. The delicate
-face lay but a span from his lips.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I fear indeed you are faint," said he with
-solicitude. "My mother has a sovereign
-cordial against such weakness."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Bellairs sat up very energetically
-for a fainting lady.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Your mother..." she began with a
-flash of her eye, then checked herself abruptly.
-"Adieu, Verney," said she, and stretched out
-her hand to him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Adieu!" he repeated, all bewilderment.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ay," said she, "there chimes the Abbey
-its silly old air. How long have I been with
-you, sir, alone? Fie, fie, and must I not think
-of my reputation?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Surely, as my future wife..." said he.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why then the more reason," she said,
-cutting him short; "must I not show myself
-duly discreet? Think of your lady mother!
-Come, sir, take your leave."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A moment she was taunting; a moment all
-delicious smiles.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'll make him bleat!" she thought, and
-stamped her foot upon it.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"As far as your door?" said he.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Not a step," she vowed. "Come, sir, adieu."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He took her hand; bent and kissed her
-sedately.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I will," said he, "go write the news to
-my mother."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh go!" said she, and turned on her heel
-with a flounce and was out of his sight, round
-the corner of an ally, with a whisk and flutter
-of tempestuous petticoats, before his slow boy's
-wits had time to claim the moment for the next
-meeting.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There were actually tears in Mistress Kitty's
-eyes as she struck the gravel with her cane.
-She rubbed her cherry lips where his kiss had
-rested with a furious hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Twas positively matrimonial," she cried
-within herself, with angry double-threaded
-reminiscence&mdash;"the Calf! Did ever woman
-spend a more ridiculous hour&mdash;and in Heaven's
-name, what's to be done?"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap14"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XIV
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-Denis O'Hara appropriately lived in Gay
-Street. As all the world knows, Gay Street
-runs steeply from the green exclusiveness of
-Queen Square, to the lofty elegance, the
-columnal solemnity of the King's Circus.
-Being a locality of the most fashionable, Gay
-Street was apt to be deserted enough at those
-hours when Fashion, according to the unwritten
-laws of Bath, foregathered in other
-quarters.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Towards eight o'clock of the evening of the
-day after his duel with Sir Jasper, Mr. Denis
-O'Hara, seated at his open window, disconsolate
-in a very gorgeous dressing-gown and
-a slight fever fit, found it indeed so damnably
-deserted that the sight of a sedan-chair
-and two toiling chairmen coming up the
-incline became quite an object of interest to
-him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"To be sure," thought he, "don't I know
-it's only some old hen being joggled home to
-roost, after losing sixpence and her temper at
-piquet? But what's to prevent me beguiling
-myself for a bit by dreaming of some lovely
-young female coming to visit me in me
-misfortune? Sure it's the rats those fellows are,
-that not one of them would keep me company
-to-night! There's nobody like your dear
-friends for smelling out an empty purse.
-Musha!" said Mr. O'Hara, putting his head
-out of the window, "if the blessed ould chair
-isn't stopping at me own door!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A bell pealing through the house confirmed
-his observation.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's a woman! By the powers, it's a
-woman! Tim, Tim, ye devil!" roared Mr. O'Hara,
-"come to me this minute, or I'll brain ye."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Conscious of his invalid <i>negligé</i>, he rose in
-his chair; but, curiosity proving stronger than
-decorum, was unable to tear himself from his
-post of vantage at the window.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh! the doaty little foot!" he cried in
-rapture, as arched pink-silk instep and a
-brocade slipper of daintiest proportion emerged,
-in a little cloud of lace, from the dim recesses
-of the chair, upon his delighted vision.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He turned for a moment to bellow again
-into the room:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tim, you limb of Satan, where are you
-at all? Sure, I'm not fit to be seen by any
-lady, let alone such a foot as that!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When he popped his head once more
-through the window, only the chairmen
-occupied the street.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It's for the ground floor, of course; for
-the French marquis," said O'Hara, and sat
-down, feeling as flat as a pancake.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The next instant a knock at the door sent
-the quick blood flying to the red head. The
-"limb of Satan," more generally known as
-Tim Mahoney, an ingratiating, untidy fellow,
-with a cunning leer and a coaxing manner,
-stood ogling his master on the threshold; then
-he jerked with his thumb several times over
-his shoulder, and grinned with exquisite enjoyment.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What is it?" said O'Hara fiercely.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Tim winked, and jerked his thumb once more.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Speak, ye ugly divil, or by heavens I'll spoil
-your beauty for you!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Your sisther!" cried Tim, with a rumbling
-subterraneous laugh.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Me sisther, man?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ay, yer honour," said the scamp, who, as
-O'Hara's foster-brother, was well aware that his
-master boasted no such gentle tie. "Sure she's
-heard your honour's wounded, and she's come
-to visit you. 'I'm Misther O'Hara's sister,'
-says she&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And am I not?" cried a sweet voice behind
-him, "or, if not, at least a very, very dear
-cousin, and, in any case, I must see
-Mr. O'Hara at once, and alone."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"To be sure," cried O'Hara, eagerly rising
-in every way to the situation, and leaping
-forward. "Show in the lady, you villain!&mdash;Oh,
-my darling!" cried the Irishman,
-opening generous arms, "but I am glad to see
-ye!&mdash;Tim, you scoundrel, shut the door behind you!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The visitor was much enveloped, besides
-being masked. But there was not a moment's
-hesitation in the ardour of Mr. O'Hara's welcome.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir, sir!" cried a faint voice from behind
-the folds of lace, "what conduct is this?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, sisther darling, sure, me heart's been
-hungering for you! Another kiss, me dear,
-dear cousin!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. O'Hara!" cried Mistress Bellairs, in
-tones of unmistakable indignation; tore off her
-mask, and stood with panting bosom and fiery
-eye.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tare and ages!" exclaimed the ingenuous
-Irishman. "If it isn't me lovely Kitty!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mistress Bellairs, if you please, Mr. O'Hara,"
-said the lady with great dignity. "I am glad
-to see, sir, that that other passion of which I
-have heard so much has not interfered with the
-strength of your family affections."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She sat down, and fanned herself with her
-mask, and, looking haughtily round the room,
-finally fixed her gaze, with much interest, upon
-the left branch of the chandelier.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-For a second, Mr. O'Hara's glib tongue
-seemed at a loss; but it was only for a second.
-With a graceful movement he gathered the
-skirts of his fine-flowered damask dressing-gown
-more closely over the puce satin small
-clothes, which, he was sadly conscious, were
-not in their first freshness, besides bearing the
-trace of one over-generous bumper of what
-he was fond of calling the ruby-wine. Then,
-sinking on one knee, he began to pour a tender
-tale into the widow's averted ear.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And it's the fine ninny ye must think me,
-Kitty darling&mdash;I beg your pardon, darling;
-ma'am it shall be, though I vow to see ye
-toss your little head like that, and set all those
-elegant little curls dancing, is enough to make
-anyone want to start you at it again. Oh, sure,
-it's the divine little ear you have, but, be jabers,
-Kitty, if it's the back of your neck you want to
-turn on me&mdash;there now, if I was to be shot for
-it, I couldn't help it&mdash;with the little place there
-just inviting my lips."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Keep your kisses for your sister, sir, or your
-cousin!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What in the world&mdash;&mdash; And d'ye think I
-didn't know you?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"A likely tale!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"May I die this minute if I didn't know you
-before ever you were out of the ould chair!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pray, sir," with an angry titter, "how will
-even your fertile wits prove that?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sure, didn't I see the little pink foot of you
-step out, and didn't I know it before ever it
-reached the ground?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lord forgive you!" said Mistress Kitty
-gravely. But a dimple peeped.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He had now possessed himself of her hand,
-which he was caressing with the touch of the
-tentative lover, tenderer than a woman's, full
-of mute cajoling inquiry.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I hope the Lord may forgive me for setting
-up and worshipping an idol. I believe there's
-something against that in the commandments,
-darling, but sure, maybe, old Moses wouldn't
-have been so hard on those Israelites if they'd
-had the gumption to raise a pretty woman in
-the midst of them, instead of an old gilt Calf."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At this word, Mistress Kitty gave a perceptible start.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, dear," said she, "never, never speak to
-me of that dreadful animal again! Oh, Denis,"
-she said, turning upon him for the first time her
-full eyes, as melting and as pathetic just then as
-it was in their composition to look, "I am in
-sad, sad trouble, and I don't know what to do!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here she produced a delicate handkerchief,
-and applied it to her eyelashes, which she almost
-believed herself had become quite moist.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Me jewel!" cried Mr. O'Hara, preparing
-to administer the first form of consolation that
-occurred to him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Be quiet," said Mistress Kitty testily.
-"Get up, sir! I have to consult you. There,
-there, sit down. Oh, I am in earnest, and this
-is truly serious."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. O'Hara, though with some reluctance,
-obeyed. He drew his chair as near to the
-widow's as she would permit him, and pursed
-his lips into gravity.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You know my Lord Verney," began the
-fascinating widow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I do," interrupted the irrepressible Irishman,
-"and a decent quiet lad he is, though,
-devil take him, he makes so many bones
-about losing a few guineas at cards that
-one would think they grew on his skin!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hush," said she. "<i>I can't abide him!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. O'Hara half started from his armchair.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Say but the word," said he, "and I'll run
-him through the ribs as neat as&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, be quiet," cried the lady, in much
-exasperation. "How can you talk like that
-when all the world knows he is to be my
-husband!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Your husband!" Mr. O'Hara turned an
-angry crimson to the roots of his crisp red
-hair. Then he stopped, suffocating.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But I don't <i>want</i> to marry him, you
-gaby," cried Mistress Kitty, with a charming
-smile.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Her lover turned white, and leaned back
-against the wing of his great chair. The
-physician had blooded him that morning by
-way of mending him for his loss of the
-previous night, and he felt just a little shaky
-and swimming. Mistress Kitty's eye became
-ever more kindly as it marked those flattering
-signs of emotion.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The noodle," said she vindictively, "mistook
-the purport of some merely civil words, and
-forthwith went about bleating to all Bath that
-he and I were to be wed."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'll soon stop his mouth for him," muttered
-Mr. O'Hara, moved to less refinement of diction
-than he usually affected. "Oh, Kitty," said he,
-and wiped his pale brow, "sure, it's the terrible
-fright you've given me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here Mistress Bellairs became suddenly and
-inexplicably agitated.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You don't understand," said she, and stamped
-her foot. "Oh, how can I explain? How
-are people so stupid! I was obliged to go to
-his rooms this morning&mdash;a pure matter of
-friendship, sir, on behalf of my Lady Standish.
-Who would have conceived that the calf would
-take it for himself and think it was for <i>his</i> sake
-I interfered between him and that madman, Sir
-Jasper! 'Tis very hard," cried Mistress Kitty,
-"for a lone woman to escape calumny, and now
-there is my Lord Verney, after braying it to the
-whole of Bath, this moment writing to his
-insufferable old mother. And there is that
-cockatoo aunt of his looking out her most
-ancient set of garnets and strass for a
-wedding-gift. And, oh dear, oh dear; what <i>am</i> I
-to do?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She turned over the back of her chair, to
-hide her face in her pocket-handkerchief. In
-a twinkling, O'Hara was again at her feet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Soul of my soul, pulse of my heart!" cried
-he. "Sure, don't cry, Kitty darling, I'll clear
-that little fellow out of your way before you
-know where you are."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Indeed, sir," she said, flashing round upon
-him with a glance surprisingly bright, considering
-her woe. "And is that how you would save
-my reputation? No, I see there's nothing for
-it," said Mistress Kitty with sudden composure,
-folding up her handkerchief deliberately, and
-gazing up again at the chandelier with the air of
-an early martyr, "there's nothing for it but to
-pay the penalty of my good-nature and go live
-at Verney Hall between my virtuous Lord
-Verney and that paragon of female excellence
-and domestic piety, his mother."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, by Saint Peter," cried O'Hara, springing
-to his feet, "if I have to whip you from
-under his nose at the very altar, and carry
-you away myself, I'll save you from that, me
-darling!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Say you so?" cried the lady with alacrity.
-"Then, indeed, sir," she proceeded with sweetest
-coyness, and pointed her dimple at him, "I'll
-not deny but what I thought you could help me,
-when I sought you to-night. There was a
-letter, sir," she said, "which yester morning
-I received. 'Twas signed by a lock of
-hair&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, Kitty!" cried the enraptured and
-adoring Irishman, once more extending wide
-his arms.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Softly, sir," said she, eluding him. "Let
-us to business."
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap15"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XV
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-"But you must understand," said the lady, "that
-you carry me off against my will."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"To be sure," said he. "Isn't poor Denis
-O'Hara to run away with you merely to save
-your reputation?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"So if I scream, sir, and give you a scratch
-or two, you will bear me no malice?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Bear you malice, is it?" said he, stopping
-to kiss each finger-tip of the hand which he
-contrived somehow should never be long out
-of his clasp. "Me darling, sure, won't I love
-to feel your little pearls of nails on my cheek?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And spare no expense upon chaise or
-horses," said she.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Eh?" cried Mr. O'Hara, while a certain
-vagueness crept into his gaze. "Me dear
-love, the best that money can produce&mdash;that
-money can produce," said Mr. O'Hara, and
-his eye rolled under the stress and strain of
-an inward calculation: ("There's my grandfather's
-watch; I'm afeared the works are not
-up to the gold case, but it might run to four
-guineas. And there's my jewelled snuff-box
-that the Chevalier gave my father&mdash;no dash
-it, that's gone! There's my silver-hilted
-sword&mdash;I could exchange it for a black one and
-perhaps five guineas. And there's my three
-sets of Mechlin...")
-</p>
-
-<p>
-While he cogitated, the lady smiled upon
-him with gentle raillery; then she popped
-her hand in her pocket and drew forth a
-well-filled case.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And did you think," said she, laying the
-case on the table, "that I would have the
-face to ask a <i>rich</i> lover to elope with me?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Faith," said he, pursuing now aloud his
-silent addition, "there's the gold punch-bowl,
-too! I vowed as long as I'd a drop to mix
-in it I'd never part with the thing; but, sure,
-I little guessed what was in store for me&mdash;that
-will make twenty guineas or more. Put
-up your money, Kitty; I'll not consent to be
-paid for carrying you off, except," said he,
-"by your sweet lips."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now listen, sir," she cried, lifting up her
-finger, "you're a poor man."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I am that," said he.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And I," said she, "am a rich woman."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh!" cried he, "Kitty, my darling, and
-sure that's the last thing in the world I'd
-ever be thinking of now. When I laid my
-heart at your feet, my dear, 'twas for your
-own sweet sake, with never a thought of the
-lucre. What's money to me," said he, snapping
-his fingers, "not <i>that</i>, Kitty darling!
-I despise it. Why," he went on with his
-charming infectious smile, "I never had a
-gold piece in my pocket yet, but it burned
-a hole in it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She listened to him with a curious expression,
-half contemptuous, half tender. Then
-she nodded.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I well believe you," said she. "Come,
-come Denis, don't be a fool. Since the
-money is there, and we know for what
-purpose, what matters it between you and me
-who puts it down."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah," he cried, with a sort of shame,
-abandoning his light tone for one of very
-real emotion, "you're an angel! I'm not
-worthy of you, but I'll try, Kitty, I'll try."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The lady looked slightly embarrassed.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I protest, sir; I cannot have you going
-on your knees again," she cried sharply, "and
-it's getting late, and the business is settled,
-I think."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Leave it to me," said he; "sure, I could
-do it blindfold."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Have the post-chay at the corner of Bond
-Street and Quiet Street, 'tis the darkest in
-Bath, I think."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ay, and the relay at Devizes, for we'll
-have to push the first stage."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And after?" said she, and looked at him
-doubtingly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And after that&mdash;London. And sure I
-know an old boy in Covent Garden that
-will marry us in a twinkle."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She nibbled her little finger. The rapture
-evoked on his countenance by this last prospect
-was not reflected upon hers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But you forget," said she, "that I am to
-be abducted against my will, and what will
-people say if I marry you at the end of the
-journey without more ado?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, faith," said he, without a shade of
-uneasiness, "shouldn't I be a poor fellow if
-I did not contrive to persuade you on the
-way? And then, what would the world say
-if you did not marry me after travelling all
-night with such a wild Irish devil? Sure,"
-said he, with a wink, "what else could a
-poor woman do to save her reputation?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"True," said she, musingly, and tapped
-her teeth.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She tied on her mask once more and drew
-up her hood, passive, in her mood of deep
-reflection, to his exuberant demonstrations.
-At the door she paused and looked back at
-him, her eyes strangely alluring through the
-black velvet peep-hole, her red lips full of
-mysterious promise beneath the black lace fall.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And I never asked," said she, in a melting
-tone, "after your wound? Does it hurt you?
-Will you be able, think you, to face the
-fatigues to-morrow night?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, I have but one complaint, Kitty," he
-cried, "and that's my mortal passion for you.
-And when a man's weak with love," he said,
-"sure it's then he's the strength of twenty."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Not a step further," said she, "than this
-door. Think of the chairmen and Bath gossip.
-Good-night."
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap16"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XVI
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-"And now, child, what's the town talk?"
-said Mistress Bellairs.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The nights were chilly, and a log crackled
-on the hearth. Kitty, in the most charming
-<i>déshabillé</i>, stretched a pink slippered foot airily
-towards the blaze.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"La, ma'am," said Miss Lydia, as with
-nervous fingers she uncoiled one powdered
-roll and curl after another, "all the morning
-the gossip was upon Sir Jasper's meeting with
-Colonel Villiers at Hammer's Fields. And all
-the afternoon&mdash;&mdash;" she paused and poised a
-brush.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"All the afternoon? Speak, child. You
-know," said her mistress piously, "that I had
-to spend my evening by the side of a dear
-sick friend."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, ma'am," said the maid, "the talk
-is all about your own marriage with the young
-Lord Verney."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mercy, girl," cried the lady with a little
-scream, "you needn't hit my head so hard
-with those bristles! What's taken you? And
-what do people think of that?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, ma'am," said the Abigail, wielding
-her brush more tenderly, and permitting her
-irritation to betray itself only in the sharp
-snap of her voice, "my Lord Verney's man
-says he pities anyone that will have to go
-and live with her old la'ship at Verney Hall."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ha!" said Kitty, and gave herself a
-congratulatory smile in the handglass.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And Mr. Burrell, ma'am, that's Lady
-Maria's butler, and a wise old gentleman he
-is, he says the marriage'll never take place,
-ma'am, for neither his own la'ship, nor the
-lady at Verney Hall, would allow of it, ma'am."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, indeed?" exclaimed Mistress Bellairs,
-stiffening herself, "that's all they know about
-it! Lydia, you untruthful, impertinent girl,
-how dare you tell me such a story?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm sure I beg your pardon, ma'am," said
-Lydia, sniffing. "I'm sure I up and told
-Mr. Burrell that if you'd set your heart on
-wedding such a poor ninny as Lord Verney&mdash;I
-beg pardon, ma'am, I'm sure he'll be a very
-nice young nobleman, when his beard begins
-to grow&mdash;'twas not likely a deaf old cat like
-his mistress could prevent him. And I told
-Lord Verney's man, ma'am&mdash;and an impudent
-fellow he is&mdash;that you'd soon teach the dowager
-her place, once you were mistress in Verney
-Hall."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, well," said the lady, mollified, "and
-what says the rest of your Bath acquaintance?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Squire Juniper's head coachman says his
-master'll drink himself to death, as sure as
-eggs, on the day that sees you another's,
-ma'am. He's been taking on terrible with
-Madeira ever since he's heard the news. And
-the Marquis' running footman, he says 'that
-Lady Flyte'll have it all her own way with
-his lordship now, and mores the pity, for,'
-says he, 'her la'ship's not fit to hold a candle
-to the widow'; excuse the language, he knows
-no better, his strength is mostly in his legs,
-ma'am. And Mr. Stafford's jockey says, ma'am,
-that in his opinion you're a lady as will never
-be drove again in double harness."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Did he say so, indeed!" said Mistress
-Bellairs, reflectively. "Well, my good creature,
-and what say you?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"La!" said the maid, and the brush trembled
-over her mistress's curls, "I say, ma'am, that
-if you was to make such a sacrifice, you so
-young, and lovely, and so much admired, I
-humbly hopes you might pick out someone
-livelier than my Lord Verney."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, whom," said Mistress Bellairs, in a
-tone of good-humoured banter, "would you
-choose, I wonder? What would you say to
-the Marquis, Lydia?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, ma'am! His lordship is a real
-nobleman&mdash;as the prize-fighters all say&mdash;and a
-better judge in the cockpit, Mr. Bantam, the
-trainer, says, never breathed, drunk or sober;
-and no doubt when he's sober, ma'am, he'd
-make as good a husband as most."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, well, girl, enough of him. What
-of Mr. Stafford, now?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Mr. Stafford, ma'am, that's a comely
-gentleman; not one bit of padding under his
-stockings, and an eye 'twould wheedle the
-very heart out of one's bosom! And, no doubt,
-if you ever thought of him, ma'am, you'd see
-that he paid off the little French milliner
-handsome. He's a very constant gentleman,"
-said Miss Lydia, with a suspicion of spite.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pooh," cried the lady, and pushed her chair
-away from the fire, "what nonsense you do
-talk! And pray what thinks your wisdom of
-Mr. O'Hara?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lud! ma'am," cried the guileless maiden,
-"that's the gentleman as was found behind
-Lady Standish's curtains."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If you were not a perfect idiot," cried the
-widow, "you would not repeat <i>that</i> absurd
-tale, much less expect me to believe it.
-Mr. O'Hara has never even spoken to Lady
-Standish."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The unusual warmth in her mistress's tone
-struck the girl's sharp wits. She glanced
-quickly at the lady's reflection in the glass,
-and made no reply.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come," said Mistress Bellairs, "what else
-have you against him? Is he not handsome,
-child?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, ma'am, handsome enough for such
-as like red hair."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And merry, and good company?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, ma'am, none better, as half the rogues
-in Bath know."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tush&mdash;you mean he is good-natured, I
-suppose?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He never said 'no' in his life, ma'am, I
-do believe, to man or woman."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, then?" cried her mistress testily.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And generous," gabbled Lydia, charmed
-by the cloud she beheld gathering on the brow
-reflected in the glass, "open-handed, ma'am.
-Mr. Mahoney&mdash;that queer peculiar servant of
-his&mdash;many a time he's told me, ma'am, that
-his only way to keep his wages for himself,
-and seldom he sees the sight of them, is to
-spend them at once, for his good master is
-that free-handed, ma'am, he'd give the coat off
-his servant's back."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm quite aware," said the lady loftily,
-"that Mr. O'Hara's estates in Ireland are
-slightly embarrassed."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I don't know what they call it, ma'am," cried
-Lydia shrilly. "It's not a ha'porth of rent the
-old lord's seen these twelve months. Last
-year they lived on the pictures. And now it's
-the plate, I'm told. But, indeed, ma'am, as
-Mr. Mahoney says, what does it matter to a
-gay gentleman like Mr. O'Hara? Sure, he's
-the sort, as he says to me only yesterday, that
-would come to a fortune on Monday and be
-sending to the pawnshop on Saturday."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You may go to bed, Lydia," cried Mistress
-Bellairs, rising hastily; "you've half deafened
-me with your chatter."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Left alone the little lady sat down by the
-fire in a melancholy mood.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The sort that would come to a fortune on
-Monday, and be sending to the pawnshop on
-Saturday.... I'm afraid it's true. Yet, I
-believe, he loves me, poor Denis! I vow,"
-she said to herself, "'tis the only one of them
-all that I could <i>endure</i>. Yes, I could endure
-Denis, vastly well ... for a while at least.
-And now," said she, "what's to be done!
-Oh, I'd be loath to baulk him of the pleasure
-of running away with me! 'tis the only decent
-way indeed of breaking with my Lord Verney.
-And it certainly struck me that Master Stafford
-was mighty cool upon the matter. I've been
-too quiet of late, and that odious Bab Flyte
-thinks she can have everything her own way....
-But, I'll be rescued," she said, "at Devizes&mdash;I
-shall have to be rescued at Devizes. My
-poor dear; he may be happy at least for an
-hour or two ... as far as Devizes!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Her brow cleared; the dimples began to play.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"We shall see," she smiled more broadly,
-"if we cannot prod his Calfship into a night
-trot. 'Twill do his education a vastness of
-service.... But the poor creature," she
-reflected further, "is scarce to be depended on.
-Who knows whether his mother would approve
-of his breathing the night air.... I must,"
-Mistress Kitty's pretty forehead became once
-more corrugated under the stress of profound
-thought&mdash;"I must," she murmured, "have
-another string to my bow, or my sweet
-O'Hara will marry me after all. Dear fellow,
-how happy we should be from Monday ... till
-Saturday! Who? Who, shall it be? ... My
-Lord Marquis might take the <i>rôle</i> in
-earnest and spoil my pretty fellow's beauty.
-Squire Juniper? He would sure be drunk.
-And Master Stafford? Oh, <i>he</i> may stay with
-the French milliner for me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Suddenly the lady's perplexed countenance
-became illumined. "Sir Jasper?" she said.
-"Sir Jasper&mdash;the very man! The good
-Julia&mdash;I owe it to her to bring matters to an
-<i>éclaircissement</i>. And, Sir Jasper&mdash;oh, he richly
-deserves a midnight jolt, for 'tis owing to his
-monstrous jealousy that I am put to all this
-trouble. 'Twill be a fine thing indeed," thought
-Mistress Bellairs with a burst of self-satisfied
-benevolence, "if I can demonstrate to Sir
-Jasper, once for all, the folly into which this
-evil passion may lead a man."
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap17"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XVII
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-"If you please, my lady," said Mistress
-Megrim, "I should like to quit your ladyship's
-service."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How?" cried Lady Standish, waking with
-a start out of the heavy sleep of trouble, and
-propping herself upon her elbow, to gaze in
-blinking astonishment at the irate pink
-countenance of her woman. Lady Standish looked
-very fair and young, poor little wife, with her
-half-powdered curls of hair escaping in
-disorder from the laces of her nightcap, and her
-soft blue eyes as full of uncomprehending
-grief as a frightened baby's.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Megrim gazed upon her coldly and
-her old-maid's heart hardened within her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, your ladyship," said she, with a
-virtuous sniff, "I shouldn't feel as I was doing
-my duty to her ladyship, your mother, nor to
-my humble self, were I to remain an hour
-longer than I could help, the Handmaid of
-Sin."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, dear," said Lady Standish, letting
-herself fall back on her pillows with a
-weary moan, "I do wish you'd hold your
-tongue, woman, and allow me to rest!
-Pull the curtain again; oh, how my head
-aches!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Very well, my lady," ejaculated Megrim,
-all at once in a towering passion. "Since
-you're that hardened, my lady, that a sign
-from Heaven couldn't melt your heart&mdash;I
-allude to that man of God, his lordship the
-Bishop (oh, what a holy gentleman that is!);
-and, my lady, me and Mistress Tremlet saw
-him out of the pantry window as he shook
-the dust of this House of Iniquity from his
-shoes; if that vessel of righteousness could
-not prevail with your ladyship, what hopes
-have I that you'll hear the voice of the Lord
-through me?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Megrim, hold your tongue," said her mistress
-in unwontedly angered tones, "pull the
-curtains and go away!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-With a hand that trembled with fury Mistress
-Megrim fell upon the curtains and rattled
-them along their pole. Then she groped her
-way to Lady Standish's bedside and stood
-for some seconds peering malevolently at her
-through the darkness.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I wouldn't believe it, my lady," she hissed
-in a ghastly whisper, "although indeed I might
-have known that such a gentleman as Sir
-Jasper would never have taken on like that
-if he hadn't had grounds. But you've
-mistaken your woman, when you think you can
-make an improper go-between of me! Oh,"
-cried she, with a rigid shudder, "I feel myself
-defiled as with pitch, that these fingers should
-actually have touched sich a letter!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"For goodness sake," moaned the lady from
-her pillows, "what are you talking about now?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My lady," said Megrim sepulchrally, "when
-that minx with her face muffled up in a hood,
-came and had the brazen boldness to ask for
-me this morning, saying she had some lace
-of your ladyship's from the mender's, and that
-it was most particular and must be given into
-my hands alone, my mind misgave me. 'Twas
-like an angel's warning. The more so as
-there isn't a scrap of your ladyship's lace as
-has been to the mender's since we came here."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mercy, Megrim, how you do ramble on!
-I can't make head or tail of your stupid
-story." Even a dove will peck.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ho, do I, my lady! Can't you indeed?
-Perhaps your ladyship will understand better
-when I tell her, that that same bold thing had
-no lace at all&mdash;but a letter. 'Give it to your
-mistress,' says she, 'in secret, and for your life
-don't let Sir Jasper see it.'"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, give it to me," said Lady Standish,
-"and hold your tongue, and go and pack your
-trunks as soon as you like."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ho, my lady," cried the incorruptible
-Megrim, with an acid laugh, "I hope I know
-my Christian duty better. I brought the letter
-to my master, according to the Voice of
-Conscience. And now," she concluded, with a
-shrill titter, "I'll go and pack my trunks."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Yet she paused, expecting to enjoy Lady
-Standish's outburst of terror and distress.
-There was no sign from the bed, however,
-not even a little gasp. And so Mistress
-Megrim was fain to depart to her virtuous
-trunks without even that parting solace.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Meanwhile, with the pillow of her spotless
-conscience to rest upon, and deadened to fresh
-disturbances by the despairing reflection that
-nothing for the present could make matters
-much worse between her and her husband,
-Lady Standish, without attempting to solve
-the fresh problem, determinedly closed her
-weary eyes upon the troubles of the world and
-drifted into slumber again.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I shall catch them red-handed," said Sir Jasper.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This time all doubt was over: in his hand
-lay the proof, crisp and fluttering. He read
-it again and again, with a kind of ghastly joy.
-Unaddressed, unsealed, save by a foolish green
-wafer with a cupid on it, the document which
-Mistress Megrim's rigid sense of duty had
-delivered to him instead of to his guilty wife,
-was indited in the self-same dashing hand as
-marked the crumpled rag that even now
-burned him through his breast-pocket like a
-fly-blister.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"I never got a wink of sleep, dreaming of you, dearest
-dear, so soon to be my own at last! The chay shall be
-drawn by horses such as Phoebus himself, my darling,
-would have envied. And, so you fail me not, we shall
-soon be dashing through the night&mdash;a world of nothing
-but happiness and love before us. I could find it in my
-heart to bless the poor foolish individual who shall be
-nameless, since, had it not been for my lovely one's
-weariness of him, she might never have turned to the arms of
-her own devoted,
-</p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-RED CURL!
-</p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-P.S.&mdash;I'll have as good a team as there is in England
-(barring the one that shall bring us there), waiting for us
-at the Black Bear, Devizes. We ought to arrive before
-midnight, and there shall be a dainty trifle of supper for
-your Beautyship&mdash;while the nags are changed. Ah, my
-dear, <i>what</i> rapture!"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-Indescribable were the various expressions
-that crossed Sir Jasper's countenance upon the
-perusal and re-perusal of this artless missive.
-Now he gnashed his teeth; now snorts of
-withering scorn were blown down the channels
-of his fine aquiline nose; now smiles of the
-most deadly description curled and parted
-luridly his full lips.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ha, ha!" said Sir Jasper, "and perhaps the
-poor foolish individual may give you cause for
-something less than blessings, Master Carrots!
-And I think, madam, your beautyship may find
-at Devizes something harder to digest than that
-trifle of supper! Till then, patience!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He folded the letter, placed it beside its
-fellow, and once more, with a sort of bellow, he
-cried, "<i>Patience!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, Lydia?" said Bellairs. She had
-but just finished her chocolate, and looked
-like a rose among her pillows.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, madam," said Lydia, still panting
-from her hurried quest, "'tis safe delivered.
-I gave it into Mistress Megrim's own hands,
-and&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And can you reckon," said the lady, smiling
-at the amusing thought, "upon her bringing it
-straight to Sir Jasper?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, lud, ma'am, yes. I told the sour, ugly
-old cat, that if her master caught sight of it,
-Lady Standish would be ruined. You should
-have seen how she grabbed at it, ma'am!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lydia," said her mistress, looking at her
-admiringly, "I question whether I'd have
-risked it myself; you're a bold girl! But
-there, if anything fail, you know that
-rose-coloured pelisse remains hanging in my
-closet."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Never fear, ma'am," said Lydia, smiling
-quietly to herself, as she pulled her mistress's
-long pink silk stocking over her hand, and
-turned it knowingly from side to side, looking
-for invisible damage, "the pelisse is as good as
-mine already."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"But, think you, was Sir Jasper at home?"
-said Mistress Bellairs, after a few moments'
-reflection.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I am sure of that," said Lydia triumphantly,
-peeling off the stocking. "I thought it best to
-go in by the mews, ma'am, and I heard that Sir
-Jasper had not left the house since that little&mdash;that
-little affair with the Bishop, you know,
-ma'am. But all the night, and all the morning,
-he kept William and Joseph (those are the
-grooms, ma'am) going backwards and forwards
-with challenges to the Bishop's lodgings."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh!" cried Kitty, and kicked her little toes
-under the silk counterpane with exquisite
-enjoyment, "and what does the Bishop answer, I
-wonder?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sends back the letter every time unopened,
-ma'am, with a fresh text written on the back of
-it. The texts it is, William says, that drive Sir
-Jasper mad."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh! oh! oh!" cried Mistress Kitty faintly,
-rolling about her pillows. "Child, you'll be the
-death of me! ... Well, then, to business.
-You know what you are to do to-night?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No sooner are you gone to the Assembly
-Rooms this evening, ma'am, than I take a letter
-from you for Lady Standish, and this time
-deliver it myself to her own hand, and, if
-needs be, persuade her to follow your advice,
-ma'am."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Right, girl; thou shalt have the gold
-locket with the Turkey stones&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Thank you, ma'am. Well, then, I'm to
-scurry as fast as I can to the corner of Bond
-Street and Quiet Street, and watch you
-being carried off by the gentleman. And
-then&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Be sure you wait till the chaise has well
-started."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Yes, ma'am, of course! When you're safely
-on the London Road, I'll go and give the alarm
-at the Assembly Rooms."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Remember, you ask first for Lord Verney."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, ay, ma'am. 'My mistress is carried off,
-is carried off! Help, help, my lord!' I'll
-say. Oh, ma'am, I'll screech it well out, trust
-me."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Don't forget," said her mistress, whose
-mood became every moment merrier, "don't
-forget to say that you heard the ravisher
-mention London, by Devizes."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, ma'am," said Lydia, "I thought of
-saying that he first flung you swooning upon
-the cushions of the chay; then, stepping in
-himself, cried out to the coachman, with an
-horrible oath, 'If you're not in Devizes before
-twelve, I'll flay you with your own whip, and
-then hang you with it to the shaft!'"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Aha, ha, Lydia," laughed her mistress.
-"I see I must give you a gold chain to hang
-that locket upon. But pray, child," she added
-warningly, "be careful not to overdo it."
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap18"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XVIII
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-The livelong day Lady Standish had not
-beheld the light of her lord's countenance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Upon their last meeting, his behaviour to
-the Bishop having roused in her gentle bosom
-a feeling as nearly akin to resentment as it
-was capable of harbouring, she would not be
-(she had resolved) the one to seek him first.
-She had, therefore, passed the day in her
-own apartment in writing to her mother, and
-in practising her last song to the harp&mdash;a
-piece of audacity and independence which she
-expected would have goaded Sir Jasper into
-an instant interview with herself.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When the dusk rose, however, and the
-candles were brought in by the round-eyed
-handmaid, whose ministrations replaced those
-of Megrim (the latter was still packing, and
-seemed like to take some weeks in the process),
-and the said round-eyed damsel immediately
-began to inform her mistress that Sir Jasper
-had set forth in his coach, Lady Standish's
-small flame of courage began to flicker woefully.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Alone?" she asked in white dismay.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Please, my lady, Mr. Bowles was driving,
-and there was Mr. Thomas behind, my lady."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pshaw, girl! Did Sir Jasper take any
-luggage?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh yes, my lady; there was his yellow
-bag, Mr. Toombs says, and a small wooden
-case."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Heavens!" cried Lady Standish, with
-increasing alarm. "And whither went they?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Please, my lady, Mr. Toombs says they
-took the London Road."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Fain would the round-eyed maid have lingered
-and told more, but Lady Standish waved
-her hand faintly, and so dismissed her.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-An hour later, Lydia, brisk with importance,
-and sparkling with conscious power, found the
-much-tried soul sunk in a sort of apathetic
-weariness of misery.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mistress Bellairs' love, my lady, and will
-you read this letter at once?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish took the letter from the
-black-mittened hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Please my lady, 'tis of the utmost
-importance," said Lydia, "and I was to wait and see
-if I could not be of use to you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Something magnetic in the girl's lively tone
-gave impetus to Lady Standish's suspended
-energies. She broke the seal.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"My sweet child," wrote Mistress Kitty. "If you want to
-know what has become of your husband, you will instantly
-take a chaise and start off for the Black Bear at Devizes.
-</p>
-
-<p class="letter">
- "Your true friend,<br />
- &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"K. B.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="letter">
-"Postscriptum.&mdash;Do not go alone. Get some old hag
-(if possible Lady Maria Prideaux) to accompany you. You
-will find her in the Assembly Rooms. She's as curious
-as our first mother&mdash;you can easily persuade her. <i>This
-is good advice!</i>"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /></p>
-
-<p>
-"I am much too ill," cried Lady Standish,
-upon a moan. "Tell your mistress," said she,
-looking vaguely in Lydia's direction, "that
-indeed 'tis quite impossible I should do as she
-suggests."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Very well, my lady," said Lydia cheerfully.
-"I'm sure I shouldn't trouble myself if I was
-you. Gentlemen <i>must</i> have their diversions, I
-always say. If ladies would but shut their eyes
-a little more, 'twould be for the peace of all
-parties. Indeed, my lady, though my mistress
-would be angry to hear me say so, I'd go to
-bed, for you look sorely tired, and Sir Jasper'll
-be glad enough to come home bye-and-bye."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Wretched girl," cried Julia, and her eyes
-flashed, "what dost thou mean?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"La, now!" said Lydia, all innocence, "how
-my tongue do run away with me, to be sure!
-Why, my lady, what can a poor servant-maid
-like me know of the goings on of gentles? 'Tis
-but a few words of gossip here and there."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, merciful heavens, <i>what</i> gossip mean you?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My lady, have a sip of <i>volatile</i>, do! Oh,
-my mistress would be like to kill me if she
-knew what I've been saying! 'Poor Julia,'
-she cried when she got the news. 'Poor
-Julia, my poor confiding Julia! Oh, the villain,
-the monster!'"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Good God, and whom did she refer to?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Lud, madam, how can I tell? '<i>It shall not
-be!</i>' cries my mistress, and down she sits and
-writes off to you, as if for bare life."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish, rising from her seat, rushed
-to the light, and with starting eyes and bristling
-hair began to read afresh her fond Kitty's
-missive.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"La, my lady," cried the guileless Lydia,
-"you're all of a shake! I'd never be that
-upset about Sir Jasper. Why, if your la'ship'll
-allow me to say so, all Bath knows how jealous
-he is of your la'ship; and, certain that shows a
-husband's affection."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"True," cried Julia, "that's true, girl!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And as for those who say, my lady, that
-some men are so artful that they put on a deal
-of jealousy to cover a deal of fickleness, I'd
-despise myself if I was to pay heed to such
-mean suspiciousness."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My cloak!" cried Lady Standish. "Megrim,
-Susan!" She flew to the hall. "My cloak,
-let a post-chaise be ordered immediately!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If I may make so bold, my lady," said
-Lydia, retiring gracefully upon the conviction
-of a well-accomplished errand, "don't forget to
-take Lady Maria with you, if you can. The
-gentlemen have such a way of turning tables
-on us poor women&mdash;at least," said the damsel
-demurely, "so I've heard said. And 'tis a long
-lonely road, my lady!"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap19"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XIX
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Bellairs took her departure early.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Attired in unusually sober colours, floating
-in an atmosphere of chastened, matronly
-dignity, she had shown herself this evening,
-thought Lord Verney, quite worthy to be his
-mother's daughter-in-law.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Monstrous dull," Lady Flyte called the
-pretty widow's demeanour.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Beyond a <i>gavotte</i> with Lord Verney, she had
-not danced, but sat for half-an-hour on the chair
-next to Lady Maria, who presented her with
-the vision of a shoulder-blade which had seen
-better days, and an impenetrability of hearing
-which baffled even Kitty's undaunted energy.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-When Verney had tucked her up in her
-sedan she insisted upon the young peer allowing
-her to proceed home unescorted.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Indeed," said she, "I pray you, nay, I order
-you. People talk so in this giddy place, and
-have you not your aged aunt to wait upon? I
-am sure," said Mistress Kitty piously, "that
-your dear mother would wish it thus."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He submitted. He had no doubt that his
-mother would indeed entirely concur with such
-sentiments, and blessed his Kitty for her sweet
-reasonableness.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Good-night, then," she said, thrusting her
-pretty face out of the window with a very
-tender and gentle smile.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Good-night," he replied, with his young,
-gracefully-awkward bow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She fully expected to hear his footstep pursue
-the chairman, for she had not been able to
-refrain from throwing her utmost fascination
-into that parting look. But nothing broke the
-silence of the parade save the measured
-slouching tramp of the bearers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At once disappointed and relieved, she threw
-herself back in her seat.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What, not a spark left," said she, "of the
-fine flame 'twas so easy to kindle this morning!
-'Tis the very type of the odious British husband.
-Let him be but sure of you, and the creature
-struts as confident of his mastery as the cock
-among his hens. Lord!" she shuddered, "what
-an escape I have had! We women are apt to
-fancy that very young men are like very young
-peas, the greener, the tenderer, the better;
-whereas," said the lady, with a sigh, "they are
-but like young wine, crude where we look for
-strength, all head and no body, and vastly poor
-upon the palate."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She sighed again, and closed her eyes,
-waiting for the moment of the impending
-catastrophe with a delicate composure.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In truth, Mr. O'Hara conducted the performance
-with so much <i>brio</i> as to convince Mistress
-Bellairs that he must have had previous
-experience of the kind.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At the dark appointed corner the two muffled
-individuals who, each selecting his own astonished
-chairman, enlaced him with overwhelming
-brotherly affection, seemed such thorough-paced
-ruffians in the dim light, that Mistress Kitty
-found it quite natural to scream&mdash;and even had
-some difficulty in keeping her distressful note
-down to the pitch of necessary discretion.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And her heart fluttered with a sensation of
-fear, convincing enough to produce quite a
-delightful illusion, when she found herself
-bodily lifted out of her nest and rapidly carried
-through the darkness in an irresistibly close and
-strong embrace.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, oh, oh!" cried the lady, in a modulated
-sequence of little shrieks.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Merciful heavens!" she thought to herself,
-with a great thump of the heart, astonished at
-her ravisher's silence, "what if it should be
-someone else after all?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But the next instant the rich brogue of a
-tender whisper in her ear dispelled all doubt.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You've forgotten the scratches, my darling,"
-said O'Hara, as he laid her preciously upon the
-cushions of the chaise.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here Mr. Mahoney and his comrade&mdash;which
-latter bore a curious resemblance in build and
-gait to one of the sporting Marquis's own
-celebrated gladiators&mdash;came running up to take
-their seats. In leaped O'Hara&mdash;the coachman
-lifted his whip, and the team that Phoebus might
-have envied started up the length of Milsom
-Street in style.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The chairmen, drawing their breath with
-some difficulty after their spell of strangulation,
-stared in amazement at the clattering shadow
-as it retreated up the steep street; and then
-back, and in fresh amazement, at the yellow
-guinea which had been pressed, and now
-glinted, in the palm of their hands.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Presently a simultaneous smile overspread
-their honest countenances.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"A queer go," said the first, easing and
-readjusting his necklace. "Lud, the little
-madam did squeak!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'd let them all squeak at the same price,"
-said the other, pocketing his coin, and resuming
-his place in rear of the sedan. "But come,
-Bill, we must go report this 'orrible crime.
-Rabbit me!&mdash;what's that?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A blood-curdling wail had risen out of the
-night, from his very elbow it seemed. It
-circled in frightful cadence, and died away in
-ghost-like fashion.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'T&mdash;'tis but a sick cat, I hope," stammered
-the first chairman, and dived for the
-chair-poles in marked hurry.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"O&mdash;o&mdash;o&mdash;o," moaned the voice, "oh, my
-mistress!" There was a flutter, a patter, and:
-"Merciful heavens, you wretches!" cried
-Mistress Bellairs's devoted woman, emerging like
-a gust of wind from the blackest shadow of
-Bond Street and falling upon the nearest
-chairman with a well-aimed flap of her
-shawl, followed up by a couple of scratches.
-"Wretches, monsters, you've let my mistress
-be carried away! Oh heavens, my unhappy
-mistress!" cried Lydia, and rent the night
-with her cries.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty's chair had no sooner left
-the precincts of the Assembly Rooms when my
-Lady Standish's post-chaise came clattering
-round the corner.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney, who was just about to go in
-again, arrested by curiosity, turned to wonder
-at a visitor who arrived in so unwonted a
-conveyance. Recognising Lady Standish he
-was somewhat abashed and somewhat disconcerted,
-but felt he could do no less than
-advance through the crowd of foot and chair
-men and offer his hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"O, pray, Lord Verney," said she in a
-strenuous whisper, "conduct me to your aunt,
-for I have great need of her help and
-counsel. Take me to her at once," said the
-poor lady, in ever-increasing agitation.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-They passed through the elegant throng,
-she unconscious alike of recognition, comment,
-or titter, he feeling to his boy's marrow, the
-sensation created by her travelling gear and
-distraught appearance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Would I were back at Verney Hall,"
-thought he, and found that this wish had been
-long gathering in his heart.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-No need of an ear-trumpet for Lady Maria
-now. The dowager recovered her powers of
-hearing with almost miraculous celerity.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Lady Maria!" said Lady Standish,
-holding out both her hands. And incontinently
-she burst into tears. "Oh, Lady Maria,
-Sir Jasper has left me, I am in sad trouble!
-I'm told he has gone to Devizes. I must
-follow him. You are my mother's oldest
-friend; will you give me the support of your
-company and protection?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There was quite a buzz in the interested
-circle. Lady Maria nodded round, charmed
-with the situation; bristling with delighted
-curiosity, she was more like Mistress Kitty's
-cockatoo than ever.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Poor young thing, poor young thing," she
-said, patting Lady Standish's hand; "your
-mother's oldest friend, quite so&mdash;quite right
-and proper to come to me. And so Sir
-Jasper's left you; so Sir Jasper's gone; and
-with whom, my dear?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Maria fondly believed that she spoke
-these last words in a gentle aside; but never
-had her sepulchral bass resounded more
-sonorously. Lady Standish's faint cry of shocked
-disclaimer was, however, completely drowned
-in the fresh rumour, lacerated by shrill feminine
-shrieks, which now arose in the vestibule
-of the Assembly Rooms and rapidly advanced.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My Lord Verney! My mistress! Where
-is my Lord Verney?" wailed the distraught
-Lydia, who thoroughly enjoyed her <i>rôle</i>.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-A hundred voices took up the cry; the
-astounding news passed from group to group:
-"The pretty widow has been carried
-off!" "Mistress Bellairs has been abducted!" And
-then, in counter clamour and antiphone: "and
-my Lady Standish is looking for Sir Jasper!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Meanwhile, before Lord Verney, dumb and
-suffocating under a variety of emotions, Lydia
-wringing her hands and with the most thrilling
-notes of tragic woe (as nearly copied from
-Mistress Susanna Cibber as she could remember),
-narrated her tristful tale.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"He flung my unhappy mistress, swooning
-and shrieking, into the chaise. And 'Drive
-like the devil,' cries he in a voice of thunder
-to the coachman. 'I'll flay you with your
-own whip and hang you to your own shaft,'
-says he, 'if you're not in Devizes before
-midnight!'"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Devizes!" cried Lady Standish with a
-scream. Hanging on Lydia's utterance, every
-word of which confirmed the awful suspicion
-that had entered her heart, she now could
-no longer doubt the real extent of her
-misfortune.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Lord Verney, save my mistress!" Lydia's
-pipe dominated the universal chorus
-with piercing iteration.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And now Lady Maria's bass struck in again.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What did I say?" cried she triumphantly.
-"Nevvy, you'd better go to bed! you're well
-out of her. Julia, my dear, don't faint, we
-can catch them at Devizes yet. Someone
-tell that wench to stop that screeching! Julia,
-come! You've got the chay, I understand.
-Fortunately, my house is near; we shall just
-call for Burrell and make him ride behind
-with his blunderbuss. Child, if you faint I
-wash my hands of the whole affair. We'll
-nip them, I tell you, if you'll only brisk up."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I won't faint," said Lady Standish setting
-her teeth.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney suddenly awoke to the fact
-that he had been grievously injured, and that
-he was in a towering passion. Spluttering,
-he demanded vengeance of gods and men.
-Post-chaise, ho, and pistols, forthwith! "My
-sword!" cried he, feeling for the blade which,
-however, according to the regulations enforced
-by the immortal Master of the Bath Ceremonies,
-was absent from its natural post on
-his noble hip in this polite assembly.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come with me," cried Captain Spicer,
-clapping his patron on the shoulder in a burst
-of excitement. "I'll stand to you, of course,
-lad! You'll want a witness. Gad!" exclaimed
-the amiable Captain, "we'll have Sir Jasper's
-liver on the spit before crow of cock!"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap20"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XX
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-The side-rays of the chaise-lamps played on
-the widow's soft, saucy face, threw beguiling
-shadows under her eyes, and fleeting dimples
-round those lips that seemed perpetually to
-invite kisses.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Cosily nestling in the corner of the carriage,
-her head in its black silk hood tilted back
-against the cushions, in the flickering
-uncertain gleam, there was something almost
-babyish in her whole appearance; something
-babyish, too, in her attitude of perfect
-confidence and enjoyment.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Denis O'Hara, with one arm extended
-above her head, his hand resting open on
-the panel, the other hand still clasping the
-handle of the door, gazed upon the woman
-who had placed herself so completely in his
-power, and felt smitten to the heart of him
-with a tenderness that was well-nigh pain.
-Hitherto his glib tongue had never faltered
-with a woman that his lips were not ready
-to fill the pause with a suitable caress. But
-not so to-day.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What's come to me at all?" said he to
-himself, as, frightened by the very strength
-of his own passion, he could find no word at
-once ardent and respectful enough in which
-to speak it. And, indeed, "What had come
-to him?" was what Mistress Kitty was
-thinking about the same time. "And what
-may his arm be doing over my head?" she
-wondered.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How beautiful you are!" babbled the
-Irishman at last.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Bellairs sat up with an angry start.
-It was as if she had been stung.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Heavens!" cried she, thrusting her little
-forefingers into her ears. "Mr. O'Hara, if
-you say that again, I shall jump out of the
-chay."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Her eyes flashed; she looked capable of
-fulfilling her threat upon the spot.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Me darling heart," said he, and had
-perforce to lay his hands upon her to keep her
-still. "Sure what else can I say to you, with
-my eyes upon your angel face?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Apparently the lady's ears were not so
-completely stopped but that such words could
-penetrate.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis monstrous," said she in hot indignation,
-"that I should go to all this trouble
-to escape from the bleating of that everlasting
-refrain, and have it buzzed at me," she waxed
-incoherent under the sense of her injuries,
-"thus at the very outset!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear love," said he, humbly, capturing
-the angry, gesticulating hand, "sure me heart's
-so full that it's just choking me."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She felt him tremble beside her as he spoke.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Now the trembling lover was not of those
-that entered into Mistress Kitty's scheme of
-existence. She had, perhaps, reckoned, when
-planning her escapade, upon being made to
-tremble a little herself. She had certainly
-reckoned upon a journey this evening that
-should be among the most memorable in the
-annals of her impressions. O'Hara bashful!
-O'Hara tongue-tied! O'Hara with cold fingers
-that hardly dared to touch hers! O'Hara, the
-gay rattler, with constrained lips!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-This was an O'Hara whose existence she
-had not dreamed of, and for whose acquaintance,
-to say the truth, she had small relish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What has come to you?" she cried aloud,
-with another burst of petulance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Faith," said he, "and I hardly know myself,
-Kitty darling. Oh, Kitty," said he, "'tis
-vastly well to laugh at love, and play at love;
-but when love comes in earnest it takes a
-man as it were by the throat, and it's no joke
-then."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"So I see," said she, with some dryness.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-O'Hara clenched his hand and drew a
-laboured breath.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Straining, slipping now and again, breaking
-into spurts of trot, to fall into enforced walking
-pace once more, the gallant team had dragged
-the chaise to the summit of the great rise at
-a speed quite unprecedented, yet comparatively
-slow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Now the way lay down-hill. The coachman
-waved his whip. Bounding along the fair
-road the wheels hummed; the night-wind
-blowing in through the half-opened window,
-set Mistress Kitty's laces flapping on her
-bosom, and a stray curl of Mr. O'Hara's
-dancing on his pale forehead.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The exhilaration of the rapid flight, the
-crack of the whip, the mad rhythm of the
-hoofs, the witchery of the night hour, the risks
-of the situation, the very madness of the whole
-enterprise, all combined to set the widow's
-gay blood delightfully astir, mounting to her
-light brain like sparkling wine.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-What! were all the accessories of the play
-to be so perfect, and was the chief character
-to prove such a lamentable failure in his part?
-What! was she, Kitty Bellairs, to be carried
-off by the most notorious rake in Bath, only
-to find him as awkward, as dumb, as
-embarrassed with the incomparable situation as
-the veriest greenhorn? "It shall not, and it
-cannot be," said she to herself. And
-thereupon she changed her tactics.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why," said she aloud, with the cooing
-note of her most melting mood, "I protest
-one would think, sir, that you were afraid of me."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Aye, Kitty," said he, simply; "and so I am."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, fie!" she laughed. "And how have
-I alarmed you? Think of me," said she, and
-leaned her face towards him with a smile of
-archest wit, "not as a stranger, but as a
-sisther, as a dear, dear cousin."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-His eye flamed back at her. Her merry
-mood was as incongruous to his sudden,
-storm-serious growth of passion as the gay lilt of a
-tambourine might be to a solemn chant.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I think of you," he said, and there was a
-deep thrill in his voice, "as my wife that is
-to be."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And so saying he fell upon his knees in
-the narrow space, and tenderly kissed a fold
-of her lace, as one, from the knowledge of
-his own fire, afraid of a nearer touch.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The word "wife" had never a pleasing
-sound in the lovely widow's ears. From
-neither the past nor the future did it evoke
-for her an attractive picture.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Coming from those lips, by which it was
-the very last name she desired to hear herself
-called, it aroused in her as pretty a fit of
-fury as ever she had indulged in.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, indeed, is the murder out!" she
-cried. "Oh, you men are all alike. As
-lovers&mdash;all fire, capsicums Indian suns!
-Bottles of Sillery always bursting! Torrents
-not to be stemmed.... But, lo you! let the
-lover once fancy himself the husband, let the
-vision of the coveted mistress but merge into
-the prospect of the secured wife.... Merciful
-heavens, what a change! For fire we have
-ice; for the red, biting capsicum, the green,
-cool cucumber; for joyous, foaming Sillery,
-the smallest ale; small ale&mdash;nay, toast and
-water!" cried Mistress Kitty, lashing herself
-to finer frenzy. "And if the mere sense of
-your security thus transforms the lover in you,
-what a pleasing prospect, indeed, lies before
-the wedded wife! No, thank you, sir," said
-the lady, and pushed the petrified O'Hara
-with an angry foot, "I have had one wintry,
-toast-and-water husband, and that shall be
-enough for my lifetime. Thank God, it is
-not too late yet!" she fumed. "I am not
-yet, sir, Mistress O'Hara."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And in the very midst of her indignation:
-"This will," she thought, "simplify the parting
-at Devizes." But no whit was her wrath
-thereby abated, that the fool should have
-spoiled her pretty ride.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-For a moment, after the angry music of her
-voice had ceased to ring, there was a breathless
-silence, broken only by the straining progress
-of horses and chaise up the sides of another
-hill. Then O'Hara broke forth into a sort
-of roar of wounded tenderness, passion, and
-ire. Flinging himself back upon the seat, he
-seized her wrist in a grip, fierce, yet still gentle
-under its fierceness.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"How dare ye!" cried the man, "how dare
-ye doubt my love! Sure the flames of hell are
-cold compared to me this minute. May my
-tongue wither in my mouth, may it be cut out
-of my jaws and never speak a word of sense
-again, may I be struck dead at your feet, Kitty,
-for the rest of my life, if it's not gospel truth!
-Listen to my heart," he cried, with yet greater
-vehemence, pressing her captive hand against
-his breast, "isn't it <i>Kitty, Kitty, Kitty</i>
-... that it's saying? Sure it's nothing but a bell,
-and your name is the clapper in it! ... And
-you to be railing at me because it's so much I
-have to say that never a word can I bring out!
-Oh," pursued Mr. O'Hara, waxing louder and
-more voluble still, "sure what could I say, with
-my heart in my mouth stopping the way? Look
-at it, you cruel woman; isn't it all yours, and
-aren't you sticking pins into it for sheer
-devilment, this minute? God forgive me, that I
-should say such a thing of an angel! Look at it,
-now, Kitty! Is that the heart of a cucumber? ... If
-you had said a love-apple itself....
-Och, indeed, it's the real cool cucumber I am,
-and it's toast and water that's running through
-my veins like fire! ... Laugh, madam, laugh,
-it's a grand joke entirely! Make a pin-cushion
-of the cucumber! See, now, is that small ale
-that bursts from the wounds? Upon my soul,"
-he cried, arrived at the height of his tempest,
-"I have a mind to show you the colour
-of it!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He reached violently towards the back seat
-for his sword as he spoke, and Mistress Bellairs,
-suddenly arrested in her delighted paroxysm,
-was sufficiently convinced of the strength of his
-feelings to stop him with clinging hands and
-clamouring little notes of terror:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"O'Hara! madman!&mdash;for God's sake, Denis!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah!" cried he. "It's not hot enough I
-was for ye. It's the cold husband you're
-afraid of. Ah, Kitty, you've stirred the
-sleeping dog, you mustn't complain now if you
-can't put out the fire!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So saying, he turned and clasped her in an
-embrace that left her scarcely breath to scream,
-had she so wished, and had indeed the kisses
-which he rained upon her lips allowed her
-space in which to place a protest.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Her light soul, her easy shallow nature,
-was carried as it were off its feet in the
-whirlwind of a passion the mere existence of which,
-with all her experience, she had never even
-guessed. To say the truth, so much as she
-had deemed him vastly too cold, so now she
-found him vastly too hot. She was a woman
-of niceties, an epicure in life and love, and
-nothing met with her favour but the delicate
-happy mean. This was a revelation, with a
-warning.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. O'Hara," she gasped, at length released,
-fluttering like a ruffled dove, all in
-anger and fear, "such treatment! For a
-gentleman, sir, you strangely forget
-yourself." She laid her hand on the window strap.
-"Not a word, sir, or I will instantly give the
-order to turn back."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh," cried the unhappy lover, and tore at
-his hair with desperate fingers, filling the
-ambient air with flakes of powder which shone
-silvery in the moonlight. "You drove me
-to it. Ah, don't be frightened of me, my
-darling; that hurts me the worst of all! I'm
-quiet now, Kitty."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-His labouring breath hissed between his
-words, and his satin coat creaked under each
-quivering muscle.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm as quiet as a lamb," said he; "sure a
-baby might put its head in my jaws&mdash;the
-devil's gone out of me, Kitty."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm glad to hear it, sir," said she,
-unappeased. She sat, swelling with ruffled
-plumes, looking out of the window and biting
-her lips.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"A moon, too," she thought, and the tears
-almost started to her eyes, for the vexation
-of the wasted opportunity and the complete
-failure of a scene so excellently staged. "How
-wise, oh, how wise I was, to have secured
-my exit at Devizes!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I frightened her," thought O'Hara; and
-in the manly heart of him he lamented his
-innate masculine brutality and formed the most
-delicate chivalrous plans for the right cherishing
-in the future of the dear lady who had
-confided herself to him.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap21"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XXI
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-In the white moonlight Sir Jasper Standish
-paced up and down the cobble-stoned yard
-with as monotonous a restlessness as if he
-had been hired this night to act the living
-sign at the Bear Inn, Devizes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Each time he passed the low open window
-of the inn parlour, in which sat Mr. Stafford
-by the dim yellow light of two long-tongued
-tallow candles, the baronet would pause a
-moment to exchange from without a few
-dismal words with his friend. The latter,
-puffing at a long clay pipe, endeavoured in
-the intervals to while away the heavy minutes
-in the perusal of some tome out of mine host's
-library&mdash;a unique collection and celebrated on
-the Bath Road.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tom Stafford," said Sir Jasper, for the
-twentieth time, "how goes the hour?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Damned slowly, friend," said Stafford,
-consulting with a yawn the most exact of three
-watches at his fob. "To be precise, 'tis two
-minutes and one third since I told you that
-it wanted a quarter of midnight."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper fell once more to his ursine
-perambulation, and Stafford, yawning again,
-flicked over a page. He had not reached
-the bottom of it, however, before Sir Jasper's
-form returned between him and the moonlight.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What," said the injured husband, "what
-if they should have taken another road?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then," cried Stafford, closing his book
-with a snap between both his palms, tossing
-it on to the table and stretching himself
-desperately, "I shall only have to fight you
-myself for this most insufferably dull evening
-that you have made me spend, when I was
-due at more than one rendezvous, and had
-promised pretty Bellairs the first minuet."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It shall be pistols," said Sir Jasper,
-following his own thoughts with a sort of gloomy
-lust, "pistols, Tom. For either he or I shall
-breathe our last to-night."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pistols with all my heart," said Stafford,
-stopping his pipe with his little finger. "Only
-do, like a good fellow, make up your mind&mdash;just
-for the sake of variety. I think the last
-time we considered the matter, we had
-decided for this"&mdash;describing a neat thrust at
-Sir Jasper's waistcoat through the window
-with the long stem of his churchwarden.
-"There's more blood about it, Jasper," he
-suggested critically.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"True," murmured the other, again all
-indecision. "But pistols at five paces&mdash;&mdash;."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well&mdash;yes, there's a charm about five
-paces, I admit," returned the second with
-some weariness, dropping back again into his
-chair. "And we can reload, you know."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If I fall," said Sir Jasper, with the emotion
-which generally overtakes a man who
-contemplates a tragic contingency to himself, "be
-gentle with her. She has sinned, but she
-was very dear to me."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"She'll make a deuced elegant widow," said
-Stafford, musingly, after a little pause, during
-which he had conjured up Lady Standish's
-especial points with the judgment of a true
-connoisseur.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You must conduct her back to her home,"
-gulped Sir Jasper, a minute later, slowly
-thrusting in his head again. "Alack, would
-that I had never fetched her thence....
-Had you but seen her, when I wooed and won
-her, Tom! A country flower, all innocence, a
-wild rose.... And now, deceitful, double-faced!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis the way of the wild rose," said Stafford,
-philosophically. "Let you but transplant
-it from the native hedgerow, and before
-next season it grows double."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here the speaker, who was always ready
-with a generous appreciation of his own
-conceits, threw his head back and laughed
-consumedly, while Sir Jasper uttered some
-sounds between a growl and a groan.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The volatile second in waiting wiped his eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Go to, man," cried he, turning with sudden
-irascibility upon his friend, "for pity's sake
-take that lugubrious countenance of thine out
-of my sight. What the devil I ever saw in
-thee, Jasper, to make a friend of, passes my
-comprehension: for, of all things, I love a
-fellow with a spark of wit. And thou, lad,
-lackest the saving grace of humour so wofully,
-that, in truth, I fear&mdash;well&mdash;thou art in
-a parlous state: I fear damnation waits thee,
-for 'tis incurable. What! in God's name
-cannot a man lose a throw in the game of
-happiness and yet laugh? Cannot a husbandman
-detect a poacher on his land and yet laugh
-as he sets the gin? Why," cried Mr. Stafford,
-warming to his thesis, and clambering lightly
-out of the window to seat himself on the outer
-sill, "strike me ugly! shall not a gentleman be
-ever ready to meet his fate with a smile? I
-vow I've never yet seen Death's head grin at
-me, but I've given him the grin back&mdash;split me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hark&mdash;hark!" cried Sir Jasper, pricking
-his strained ear, "d'ye hear?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pooh!" said Mr. Stafford, "only the wind
-in the tree."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nay," cried Sir Jasper; "hush man, listen!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-An unmistakable rumbling grew upon the
-still night air&mdash;a confused medley of sounds
-which gradually unravelled themselves upon
-their listening ears. It was the rhythmical
-striking of many hoofs, the roll of wheels, the
-crack of a merciless whip.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Faith and faith," cried Stafford, pleasantly
-exhilarated, "I believe you're right, Jasper;
-here they come!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The moonlight swam blood-red before Sir
-Jasper's flaming eye. "Pistols or swords?"
-questioned he again of himself, and grasped
-his hilt as the nearest relief, pending the
-decisive moment.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Out slouched a couple of sleepy ostlers, as
-Master Lawrence, mine host, rang the stable
-bell.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Betty, the maid, threw a couple of logs on
-the fire, while the dame in the bar, waking
-from her snooze, demanded the kettle, selected
-some lemons, and ordered candlesticks and dips
-with reckless prodigality.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty, peering out of the carriage
-window, her shoulder still turned upon the
-unhappy and unforgiven swain, hailed the
-twinkling lights of the <i>Bear Inn</i> with lively eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-While the chaise described an irreproachable
-curve round the yard, her quick glance had
-embraced every element of the scene. Sir
-Jasper's bulky figure, with folded arms, was
-leaning against the post of the inn door, awaiting
-her approach&mdash;retribution personified&mdash;capriciously
-illumined by the orange rays of
-the landlord's lantern. Out in the moonlight,
-shining in his pearl gray satin and powdered
-head, all silver from crest to shoe-buckle, like
-the prince of fairy lore, sat Stafford on his
-window-ledge, as gallant a picture to a woman's
-eye, the widow had time to think, as one could
-wish to see on such a night.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh," she thought, "how we are going to
-enjoy ourselves at last!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And being too true an artist to consider her
-mere personal convenience upon a question of
-effect, she resolved to defer the crisis until the
-ripe moment, no matter at what cost. Accordingly,
-even as O'Hara cried out, in tones of
-surprise and disgust: "Thunder and turf! my
-darling, if there isn't now that blethering ox,
-Sir Jasper!" Mistress Kitty instantly covered
-her face with her lace and swooned away on
-the Irishman's breast.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper charged the coach door. "Blethering
-ox!" he bellowed. "I'll teach you, sir,
-what I am! I'll teach that woman&mdash;I'll,
-I'll&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here Stafford sprang lightly to the rescue.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"For Heaven's sake," said he, "think of our
-names as gentlemen; let it be swords or pistols,
-Jasper, or swords and pistols, if you like, but
-not fistycuffs and collaring. Be quiet, Jasper!
-And you, sir," said he to O'Hara, as sternly as
-he could for the tripping of his laughter, "having
-done your best to add that to a gentleman's
-head which shall make his hats sit awry for the
-remainder of his days, do you think it generous
-to give his condition so precise a name?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"O hush," cried O'Hara, in too deep distress
-to pay attention either to abuse or banter, "give
-me room, gentlemen, for God's sake. Don't
-you see the lady has fainted?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-With infinite precaution and tenderness he
-emerged from the chay with his burden, elbowing
-from his path on one side the curious and
-officious landlord, on the other the struggling
-husband.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, what have I done at all!" cried the
-distracted lover, as the inertness of the weight
-in his arms began to fill him with apprehension
-for his dear. "Sure, alanna, there's nothing to
-be afraid of! Sure, am I not here? Och, me
-darling, if&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But here Sir Jasper escaped from his friend's
-control. "I'll not stand it," cried he. "'Tis
-more than flesh and blood can endure. Give
-her up to me, sir. How dare you hold her?" He
-fell upon O'Hara in the rear and seized him,
-throttling, round the neck.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'll dare you in a minute, ye mad divil!"
-yelled O'Hara, in a fury no whit less violent
-than that of his assailant. Thus cried he, then
-choked.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In the scuffle they had reached the parlour.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Jasper, Jasper, in the name of decency!"
-protested Stafford, vainly endeavouring to pluck
-the baronet from the Irishman's back. "And
-you, Denis lad, I entreat of you, cease to provoke
-him. Zooks, my boy, remember he has some
-prior claim&mdash;what shall I say? some little vested
-interest&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'll stuff him with his own red hair!"
-asseverated Sir Jasper, foaming at the mouth
-as, under a savage push from O'Hara's elbow
-he fell back, staggering, into Stafford's power.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Prior claims&mdash;vested interest is it! Some
-of you will have to swallow those words before
-I'll be got to swallow anything here," swore
-Denis O'Hara, almost gaily, in the exaltation
-of his Celtic rage. "Sure, 'tis mad, I know ye
-are, lepping mad, Sir Jasper, but ought you not
-to be ashamed of yourself before the lady?
-She's quivering with the fright.... Lie here,
-my angel," said he, vibrating from the loudest
-note of defiance to the tenderest cooing. "Lie
-here; there's not a ha'porth to frighten ye, were
-there fifty such twopenny old crazy weathercocks
-crowing at you!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-So saying, he deposited his burthen tenderly
-in the leather-winged arm-chair by the
-fire-place, and turned with a buoyant step
-towards Sir Jasper.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come out," said he, "come out, sir.
-Sure, leave him alone, Tom, 'tis the only
-way to quiet him at all. Sure, after our
-little game the other night, wasn't he that
-dove-like, poor fellow, a child might have
-milked him?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The quivering form in the chair here
-emitted a scale of hysterical little notes that
-seemed wrung from her by the most
-irrepressible emotion. And:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, oh," exclaimed Mr. Stafford, unable,
-in the midst of his laughter, to retain any
-further grip upon his friend.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My darling," once more began the solicitous
-O'Hara, turning his head round towards
-the arm-chair, but:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Judas!" hissed Sir Jasper, and furiously
-interposed his bulk between the Irishman and
-his intention.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Faith," cried Stafford, "can't you cover
-that head of yours, somehow, O'Hara? I
-vow the very sight of it is still the red rag
-to the bull.... The bull, aha!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ha! ha! ha!" broke in, this time
-uncontrolled, the merriment from the chair.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The three men were struck into silence
-and immobility.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then, on tip toe, Mr. Stafford approached
-and peeped round the wing of the arm-chair.
-He looked, and seemed blasted with astonishment;
-looked again and made the rafters ring
-with his sonorous laugh, till the apprehensive
-landlord in the passage and the trembling
-dame in the bar were comforted and reassured
-by the genial sound.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The high feminine trill of Mistress Kitty's
-musical mirth rang in sweetly with his.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Kitty Bellairs, Kitty Bellairs!" gasped
-Mr. Stafford, shook his finger at her, felt
-blindly for a support, and rolled up against
-Sir Jasper.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The baronet straightway fell into an opportunely
-adjacent chair and there remained&mdash;his
-legs extended with compass stiffness, his
-eyes starting with truly bovine bewilderment&mdash;staring
-at the rosy visage, the plump little
-figure, that now emerged from the inglenook.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh dear, oh dear!" faintly murmured
-Stafford. And with a fresh breath he was off
-again. "Aha ha ha! for an ox, my Jasper,
-thou hast started on a lovely wild goose
-chase&mdash;as friend O'Hara might say." While:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mercy on us!" rippled the lady. "I
-protest, 'tis the drollest scene. Oh, Sir Jasper,
-Sir Jasper, see what jealousy may bring a
-man to!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Musha, it's neither head nor tail I can
-make of the game," said O'Hara, "but sure
-it's like an angel choir to hear you laugh
-again, me darling."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The guileless gentleman approached his
-mistress as he spoke, and prepared to encircle
-her waist. But with a sudden sharpness she
-whisked herself from his touch.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pray, sir," she said, "remember how we
-stand to each other! If I laugh 'tis with
-relief to know myself safe."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Safe?" he echoed with sudden awful misgiving.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Aye," said she, and spoke more tartly
-for the remorseful smiting of her own heart,
-as she marked the change in his face. "You
-would seem to forget, sir, that you have
-carried me off by violence&mdash;treacherously
-seized me with your hired ruffians." Her
-voice grew ever shriller, as certain rumours,
-which her expectant ears had already caught
-approaching, now grew quite unmistakable
-without, and hasty steps resounded in the
-passage. "Oh, Mr. O'Hara, you have cruelly
-used me!" cried the lady. "Oh, Sir Jasper,
-oh, Mr. Stafford, from what a fate has your
-most unexpected presence here to-night thus
-opportunely saved me!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-At this point she looked up and gave a
-scream of most intense astonishment: for there,
-in the doorway, stood my Lord Verney; and,
-over his shoulder, peered the white face of
-Captain Spicer, all puckered up with curiosity.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap22"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XXII
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-O'Hare drew himself up. He had grown all
-at once exceedingly still.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Stafford, gradually recovering from his
-paroxysms, had begun to bestow some
-intelligent interest upon the scene. There was
-a mist of doubt in his eyes as he gazed from
-the victimised, but very lively, lady to her
-crestfallen "violent abductor," and thence to
-the gloomy countenance of the new-comer on
-the threshold. There seemed to be, it struck
-him, a prodigious deliberation in Mistress
-Kitty's cry and start of surprise.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What is my pretty Bellairs up to now?
-Well, poor Irish Denis, with all his wits, is
-no match for her anyhow, and, faith, she
-knows it," thought he. Aloud he said, with
-great placidity: "Fie, fie, this is shocking to
-hear!" and sat, the good-humoured Chorus
-to the Comedy, on the edge of the table,
-waiting for the development of the next scene.
-Sir Jasper, wiping a beaded brow and still
-staring, as if by the sheer fixing of his
-bloodshot eye he could turn these disappointing
-puppets into the proper objects of his vengeance,
-was quite unable to follow any current
-but the muddy whirl of his own thoughts.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lord Verney alone it was, therefore, who
-rose at all to Mistress Kitty's situation.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Are <i>you</i> the scoundrel, then," said he,
-marching upon O'Hara, "who dared to lay
-hands upon an unprotected lady in the very
-streets of Bath?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Monstrous!" remarked Captain Spicer
-behind him. Then jogging his patron's elbow,
-"'Twas well spoke, Verney, man. At him
-again, there's blood in this."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. O'Hara looked steadily at Lord Verney,
-glancing contemptuously at Captain Spicer,
-and then gazed with long, full searching at the
-beguiling widow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She thought to scent danger to herself in the
-air; and, womanlike, she seized unscrupulously
-upon the sharpest weapon in her armoury.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Perhaps," she said, with an angry, scornful
-laugh, "Mr. O'Hara will now deny that he
-and his servants attacked my chairmen in the
-dark, threw me, screaming with terror, into his
-carriage, and that his intention was avowedly to
-wed me by force in London to-morrow."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-All eyes were fixed on the Irishman, and
-silence waited upon his reply. He had grown
-so pale that his red head seemed to flame by
-contrast. He made a low bow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"No, Kitty," said he, in a very gentle voice,
-"I deny nothing." Then sweeping the company
-with a haughty glance. "This lady," said
-he, "has spoken truth; as for me, I am ready to
-meet the consequences of my conduct."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-His eye finally rested once more on Lord
-Verney. The latter grew white and then
-scarlet; while Spicer whispered and again
-jogged.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Of course," blustered the youth, and wished
-that he had the curious digestion of his
-contemporaries, that his stomach did not so squeamishly
-rebel at the prospect of a dose of steel, "of
-course, sir, you must be aware&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"It shall be swords," interrupted the
-irrepressible Spicer; "and gad, sir, what my noble
-friend will have left of your body I will myself
-make mince of this night! Aye, sir," said the
-Captain, beginning to squint as was his wont
-under excitement, and slapping his bony chest;
-"I will fight you myself, sir."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Fight <i>you</i>!" exclaimed O'Hara, suddenly
-stung into magnificent contempt. "Fight you,
-sir?" he ran a withering eye over the grasshopper
-anatomy of the toady as he spoke, "you,
-sir, you, the writer of that dirty note this morning,
-bidding me apologise&mdash;apologise!" cried Denis,
-with his most luscious brogue, "to the man, Sir
-Jasper there, for having insulted you on the
-subject of your miserable mealy head&mdash;fight
-you, sir? Sure, rather than fight you," said
-Mr. O'Hara, searching for the most emphatic
-asseveration conceivable, "I'd never fight again
-for the rest of my life! But I'll tell you what
-I'll do for you: next time you thrust that ugly
-face of yours within the reach of me arm Oi'll
-pull your nose till it's as long as your tongue,
-and as slender as your courage, damme!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, gad! what a low scoundrel," murmured
-Captain Spicer, withdrawing quickly several
-paces, and with an intensified cast in his eye;
-"'tis positive unfit for a gentleman to speak to
-him!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Now, my lord?" said O'Hara, resuming his
-easy dignity.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-But that her comedy should drift into tragedy
-was none of Mistress Kitty's intentions. Briskly
-stepping between the laboriously pugnacious
-Verney and the poor Irishman, whose eye (for
-all his present composure) shone with the lust
-of the fray, she thus addressed them collectively
-and in turn:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Shame, shame, gentlemen, I protest! Is it
-not enough that a poor woman's heart should be
-set a-fluttering by over-much love, must it now
-go pit-a-pat again for over-much hate? My
-Lord Verney, think of your mother. Think of
-her, of whose declining years you are the sole
-prop and joy; recall to mind those principles of
-high morality, of noble Christian duty, which
-that paragon of women so sedulously inculcated
-in you!" Her voice quivered on the faintest
-note of mockery. "Oh, what would that worthy
-lady's feelings be, were you to be brought home
-to her&mdash;a corse! What, ah what indeed! would
-<i>your</i> feelings be if, by some accident," here she
-shot involuntarily what was almost the suspicion
-of a wink in the direction of O'Hara, "you had
-to answer for the life of a fellow-creature before
-to-morrow's dawn? Why, you could never open
-your Bible again without feeling in your bosom
-the throbbing heart of a Cain!" She stopped to
-draw breath.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mr. Stafford, one delighted grin, slid the
-whole length of the table on which he sat with
-dangling legs, to get a fuller view of the saucy
-face: "Incomparable Bellairs," he murmured to
-himself with keen appreciation, And: "So, ho,
-my noble friend," thought he, as he shot a glance
-at the solemn Verney, "now do I know what
-has closed to you for ever the gates of Paradise."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And you, Mr. O'Hara," resumed the lady,
-turning her eye, full of indefinable and
-entrancing subtleties upon the honest gentleman,
-"would you have me forgive you this night's
-work? Do not, then, do not force this
-impetuous young man to an unnecessary quarrel.
-Allow him to withdraw his challenge. Do that
-in <i>atonement</i>, sir," said she, with much severity
-of accent; but her eye said sweetly enough,
-"Do that for me" and gave further promise of
-unutterable reward.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Madam," said O'Hara, glancing away as if
-the sight of her beauty were now more pain
-than pleasure to him, "'tis for my Lord Verney
-to speak; I am entirely at his orders. I
-understand," and here, for all his chivalrousness, he
-could not refrain him from a point of satire, "I
-understand, ma'am, that you have given him the
-right to espouse your quarrels."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Most certainly," said the crimson Verney,
-who had been monstrously uneasy during his
-lady's sermon, not only because every word of
-it hit some tender point of his abnormally
-developed conscience, but also because of an
-indefinable sensation that he was being held
-up to ridicule, "most certainly, sir, it is as
-Mistress Bellairs's future husband that I find
-it incumbent&mdash;that I find myself forced,
-reluctantly&mdash;no, I mean&mdash;&mdash;" here he floundered
-and looked round for Spicer, who, however,
-was ostentatiously turning his back upon the
-proceedings and gazing at the moon. "In
-fact," resumed the poor youth, falling back
-on his own unguided wits, "I have no
-alternative but to demand satisfaction for an
-attempt on the honour of the future Lady
-Verney."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mercy on us!" cried Mistress Kitty, with a
-shrill indignant little scream. "Oh fie, my lord,
-who would have deemed you so bloodthirsty?
-Before heaven," she cried piously, glancing at
-the raftered ceiling, "before heaven, it would
-be the death of me, were there to be quarrelling,
-strife, contention for me&mdash;for <i>me</i>! Who am I,"
-she said with the most angelic humility, "that
-two such gallant gentlemen should stake their
-lives for me? Rather," said she, "will I give
-you back your word, my lord. Indeed," this
-with a noble air of sacrifice, "I feel Providence
-has but too clearly shown me my duty. Hush,
-hush, Verney, bethink yourself! How could I
-ever face your mother (were you indeed to
-survive the encounter) with the knowledge
-that I had exposed you to danger; that for
-me you had loaded your soul with blood-guiltiness!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She shuddered and looked delicious.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Child," said she meltingly, as Lord Verney
-faintly protested, "it must be so. I have felt it
-more than once; you are too young." There
-was a conviction in her voice that gave no hope
-of reprieve, and Lord Verney, who had already
-found out that Mistress Bellairs was too dangerous
-a delight to pursue with comfort, accepted
-his sentence with a Christian resignation that
-did justice to his mother's training.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"All, all must now be over between us,"
-said Kitty pathetically, "save a gentle
-friendship! Your hand, my Lord."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She reached for his clumsy paw with her
-determined little fingers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mr. O'Hara," said she, turning round.
-"<i>I forgive you</i>. Your hand also, sir."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-If the clasp she extended to Verney was
-purely official, that with which she now seized
-O Hara's cold right hand was eloquent enough
-with quick and secret pressure. But, for the
-first time in his life, perhaps, O'Hara was
-slow in returning a woman's token.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Shake hands," ordered Mistress Bellairs
-decisively, and joined the belligerents' palms.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here Stafford sprang jovially to the
-assistance of the pretty peacemaker.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Right, right," cried he. "Shake hands
-on it like good fellows. Fie! who could keep
-up a feud under those beaming eyes?&mdash;Never
-be downcast, Verney, lad! What did I tell
-thee, only yesterday, in the Pump Room,
-about thy halo?&mdash;Denis, my boy, I've always
-loved thee, but now I'll love thee more than
-ever, if only thou wilt mix us a bowl of
-punch in right good Irish fashion, so that in
-it we may drown all enmity and drink good
-friendship&mdash;and above all toast the divine
-Kitty Bellairs!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hurroosh," cried O'Hara, and with a
-valiant gulp determined to swallow his own
-bitter disappointment and flood in a tide of
-warm gaiety the cold ache in his heart. "By
-all means," cried he, wrung Verney's hand
-with feverish cordiality, and gave one last
-sadly-longing look at Kitty and his lovely
-delusive dream.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then spinning round upon himself he demanded
-loudly of the willing landlord, lemons
-and "the craythur&mdash;a couple of bottles, my
-friend&mdash;a bowl of sugar and a trifle of
-wather&mdash;the smaller the kittle the better it
-boils." And: "Wake up, man," cried he,
-slapping Sir Jasper on the back so that the
-powder flew from that baronet's queue. "Sure
-we're all happy, now."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Where's my wife, sir?" said the gloomy
-husband, springing to his feet fiercely. "I've
-been made a fool of between you, but all this
-does not tell me where my wife is! Stafford,
-man, I see it now: this has been a blind." He
-struck his forehead. "Ha, yes I have
-it now, it was a false scent&mdash;the villain, the
-fox is off with her on another road, with his
-tongue in his cheek, grinning to think of me
-sitting and waiting for them at Devizes!&mdash;Tom,
-the chaise, the horses! There's not a
-moment to be lost!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Devil a horse or chay for me, sir," cried
-his friend. And nodding at Kitty: "I know
-when I'm in good company," he pursued, "if
-you don't.&mdash;Sit down, man, there's punch
-brewing. Your vengeance will keep hot
-enough, ha, ha, but the punch won't."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Glory be to God," cried O'Hara, staring
-at Sir Jasper as if he were a natural curiosity,
-"I've known many a madman, but I never
-knew one mad enough yet to run away from
-a punch-bowl!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-With lace ruffles neatly turned back from his
-deft hands, O'Hara began to peel the lemons.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Do you," now said Captain Spicer with
-an ingratiating chirp. "Do you really care
-for <i>quite</i> so much peel in the bowl ... ahem?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The speaker stopped suddenly and seemed
-to wither quite away under a sudden look from
-the punch-brewer (who had made a movement
-as though to put his knife and lemons down
-and employ his fingers differently) and the next
-instant found him whispering in Stafford's ear:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You're a man of the world, I know,
-friend Stafford," said he. "No doubt you
-will laugh at my over-nice sense of delicacy,
-but just now, in his ravings, poor O'Hara
-made a kind of threat, I believe, about pulling
-my nose. What would <i>you</i> advise me to do
-in the matter? Look over it, eh?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Certainly," cried the spark, with a glance
-of the most airy contempt. "Look over it,
-<i>as straight as you can</i>. Look over it, by all
-means, but as you value the symmetry of
-that ornament to your countenance, Captain
-Spicer&mdash;if I were you I should keep it
-well-buttered."
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-With an art of which he alone was master,
-Captain Spicer hereupon vanished from the
-company, without being missed.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap23"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XXIII
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis an orgy!" exclaimed Lady Maria.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Jasper!" sobbed Lady Standish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Twould be interesting to know," further
-trumpeted Lady Maria, "which of these
-gentlemen is supposed to have run away
-with the widow Bellairs?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Kitty!" sobbed Lady Standish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My God!" said Sir Jasper, laying down
-his reeking glass and hardly believing his
-eyes.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty (seated between O'Hara and
-Stafford at the end of the table, while Lord
-Verney and Sir Jasper faced each other),
-continued, unmoved, to sip her fragrant brew
-and cocked her wicked eye at the newcomers,
-enjoying the situation prodigiously. She laid
-an arresting hand upon the cuffs of her neighbours,
-who, all polite amazement, were about
-to spring to their feet. "Keep still," said she,
-"keep still and let Sir Jasper and his lady
-first have their little explanation undisturbed.
-Never intermeddle between husband and wife,"
-she added demurely: "it has always been one
-of my guiding axioms!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Well, Sir Jasper Standish, these are pretty
-goings on!" cried Lady Maria, "for a three
-months' husband.... (Hold up, my poor
-dear Julia!) Profligate!" snorted the old
-lady, boring the baronet through with one
-gimlet eye. "Dissolute wretch! highwayman!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I demand," fluted Lady Standish's plaintive
-treble (in her gentle obstinate heart she
-had come to the fixed resolution of never
-allowing Sir Jasper out of her sight again),
-"I demand to be taken back to my mother,
-and to have an immediate separation."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Running away with women out of the
-streets of Bath!&mdash;A lady," (sniff) "supposed
-to be engaged to my nevvy! Poor deluded
-boy&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And my dearest friend!&mdash;oh, Jasper!
-<i>How could you</i>?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper broke in upon his wife's treble
-with the anguished roar of the goaded: "The
-devil take me," cried he, "if I don't think
-the whole world's going mad! <i>I</i> elope with
-the widow Bellairs, Lady Maria, ma'am? <i>I</i>
-treacherous, my Lady? Ha!" He positively
-capered with fury and wounded feeling and
-general distraction, as he drew the incriminating
-documents from his breast, and flourished
-them, one in each hand, under the very nose
-of his accusers. "What of <i>Red Curl</i>, madam?
-What of the man who kissed the dimple,
-madam? What of your lover, madam!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In his confusion he hurled the last two
-demands straight in Lady Maria's face, who,
-with all the indignation of outraged virtue,
-exclaimed in her deepest note:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Vile slanderer, I deny it!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Here Mistress Bellairs deemed the moment
-ripe for her delicate interference.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My lovely Standish," she cried, "you
-look sadly. Indeed I fear you will swoon
-if you do not sit. Pray Mr. Stafford, conduct
-my Lady Standish to the arm-chair and
-make her sip a glass of cordial from the
-bowl yonder."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Kitty!" cried Lady Standish, and
-devoured the widow's face with eager eyes
-to see whether friend or enemy was heralded
-there.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear," whispered Kitty, "nothing
-could be going better. Sit down, I tell you,
-and I promise you that in ten minutes you
-will have Sir Jasper on his knees."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then running up to Sir Jasper and speaking
-with the most childlike and deliberate
-candour:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pray, Sir Jasper," said she, "and what
-might you be prating of letters and red curls?
-Strange now," she looked round the company
-with dewy, guileless eyes, "<i>I</i> lost a letter
-only a day or two ago at your house&mdash;a,"
-she dropped her lids with a most entrancing
-little simper, "a rather private letter. I
-believe I must have lost it in dear Julia's
-parlour, near the sofa, for I remember I
-pulled out my handkerchief&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Good God!" said Sir Jasper, hoarsely,
-and glared at her, all doubt, and crushed the
-letters in his hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Could you&mdash;could <i>you</i> have <i>found</i> it, Sir
-Jasper, I wonder? Mercy on me! And
-then this morning ... 'tis the strangest
-thing ... I get another letter, another
-rather private letter, and after despatching a
-few notes to my friends, for the life of me,
-I could not find the letter any more! And
-I vow I wanted it, for I had scarce glanced
-at it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, Mistress Bellairs!" cried Sir Jasper.
-"Tell me," cried he panting, "what did these
-letters contain?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"La!" said she, "what a question to put
-to a lady!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"For God's sake, madam!" said he, and
-in truth he looked piteous.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then, step apart," said she, "and for
-dear Julia's sake I will confide in you, as a
-gentleman."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She led him to the moonlit window, while
-all followed them with curious eyes&mdash;except
-Verney, who surreptitiously drank his punch,
-and slid away from the table, with the fear
-of his aunt in his heart. And now Mistress
-Kitty hung her head, looked exceedingly
-bashful and exceedingly coy. She took up
-a corner of her dainty flowered gown and
-plaited it in her fingers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Was there," she asked, "was there anything
-of the description of a&mdash;of a trifling lock
-of hair, in the first letter&mdash;'twas somewhat of
-an auburn hue?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Confusion!" exclaimed the baronet, thrust
-the fateful letters into her hand, and turning
-on his heel, stamped his foot, muttering
-furiously: "Curse the fool that wrote them,
-and the feather-head that dropped them!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"And what of the fool that picked them
-up and read them?" whispered Mistress
-Kitty's voice in his ears, sharp as a slender
-stiletto.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She looked him up and down with a fine
-disdainful mockery.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why will you men write?" said she meaningly.
-"Letters are dangerous things!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He stood convicted, without a word.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"La! what a face!" she cried aloud now.
-"I protest you quite frighten me. And how is
-it you are not overjoyed, Sir Jasper? Here is
-your Julia proved whiter than the driven snow
-and more injured than Griselidis, and you not
-at her feet!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Where is she?" said Sir Jasper, half
-strangled by contending emotions.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Why, there, in that arm-chair in the inglenook."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty smoothed her restored treasures
-quite tenderly, folded them neatly and
-slipped them into the little brocade bag that
-hung at her waist.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Indeed, Lady Standish," said Mr. Stafford,
-"a glass of punch will do you no harm."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Punch?" echoed Lady Maria&mdash;then turning
-fiercely on her nephew: "What, my Lord!"
-said she, "would your mother say? Why
-you are positively reeking with the dissolute
-fumes!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear Lady Maria," interposed the
-urbane Stafford, "a mere cordial, a grateful
-fragrance to heighten the heart after fatigue
-and emotions, a sovereign thing, madam,
-against the night air&mdash;the warmest antidote!
-A sip of it, I assure you, would vastly restore you."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I," she said, "I, drink with the profligate
-and the wanton! The deceiving husband and
-the treacherous friend!" She gave the fiercer
-refusal for that she felt so strongly in her old
-bones the charm of his description.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Pooh, pooh! my dear ladies, if that is all,"
-said Mr. Stafford, "then, by Heaven, let the
-glass circulate at once! Indeed, your La'ship,"
-turning to Lady Standish, "so far from our
-good Jasper having anything to say to Mistress
-Bellairs's presence here to-night, let me assure
-you that he and I set out alone at an early hour
-this evening, with no other object but to be of
-service to your ladyship&mdash;whom your anxious
-husband had been led to believe was likely to
-come this way ... somewhat&mdash;ah&mdash;unsuitably
-protected, as he thought."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then he bent down and whispered into Lady
-Standish's pretty ear (which she willingly enough
-lent to such consoling assurances): "As for your
-friend," he went on, "our delightful if volatile
-Bellairs&mdash;she came here with a vastly different
-person to Sir Jasper: poor O'Hara yonder&mdash;who's
-drinking all the punch! She will tell you
-herself how it happened.... But, gracious
-stars, my <i>dear</i> Lady Maria, have you not yet
-been given a glass of the&mdash;of Mr. O'Hara's
-restorative!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Allow me," cried Kitty, who, having just
-settled Sir Jasper's business for him, had
-now freedom to place her energies elsewhere.
-"Dearest Lady Maria&mdash;how sweet of you to
-join us in our little reconciliation feast!" She
-took a brimming glass from O'Hara's hands
-and held it, with a winning smile, for Lady
-Maria's acceptance.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Madam," responded the matron, scowled,
-drew her voluminous skirts together and became
-impenetrably deaf.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah," cried the widow in her topmost notes,
-"Madam, how I should have revered such a
-relative as yourself! Next to the joy of calling
-my Lord Verney's mother, <i>my</i> mother, would
-have been that of calling his aunt, <i>my</i> aunt!
-But the dream is over. Lord Verney and I can
-never be more to each other than we are now."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Eh?" and the Dowager recovered her
-hearing. "What's that, what's that, nevvy?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"'Tis, alas, true," said Lord Verney, with
-great demureness. "Mistress Bellairs has given
-me back my word."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Forgive me, dear Lady Maria," trilled the
-widow.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mercy on us!" ejaculated the old lady;
-then, as if unconsciously, groped for the glass
-in Mistress Kitty's hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sit down, sit down all!" cried Mistress
-Bellairs. Stafford echoed with a jovial shout.
-There was a call for a fresh bowl. O'Hara's
-eyes began to dance, his tongue to resume its
-glibness. And Lady Maria was surprised to
-find how long her tumbler took to empty, but,
-curiously, never failed to be looking the other
-way when Mistress Bellairs with tenderest
-solicitude plied the silver ladle in her direction.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I hope," said the ancient lady, now wreathed
-in smiles, "I hope that Mr. O'Hara's cordial
-is not really stronger than Madeira wine&mdash;which
-my physician, that charming Sir George, says
-is all I ought to drink."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Madeira?" cried Mr. O'Hara, "Madeira
-wine is a very fair drink ... it is a fine stirring
-dhrink. But 'tis apt, I'm afraid, to heat the
-blood overmuch. Now Claret," he went on,
-pursuing the thesis, "Claret's the wine for
-gentlemen&mdash;only for the divil of a way it has
-of lying cold upon the stomach ... after four
-or five bottles.... Do I hear you say:
-'Port,' over there, Tom, me boy? I'll not deny
-but that Port has qualities. It's strong, it's
-mellow&mdash;but it's heavy. It sends a fellow to
-sleep, and that's a tirrible bad mark against it;
-for 'tis near as bad for a man to sleep when
-he has a bottle going, as when he has a lady
-coming. Then there's Champagne for you:
-there's exhilaration in Champagne, 'tis the real
-tipple for a gentleman when he's alone&mdash;in a
-<i>tête-à-tête</i>&mdash;but 'tis not the wine for great
-company. Now, my dear friends," said O'Hara,
-stirring his new brew with the touch of a past
-master, "if you want to know a wine that
-combines the fire of the Madeira with the
-elegance of the Claret, the power and mellowness
-of the Port with the exhilaration of the
-Champagne&mdash;there's nothing in the world can
-compare to a fine screeching bowl of Brandy
-Punch!"
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap24"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XXIV
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-When Mistress Kitty had sipped half a glass
-with great show of relish and rakishness, and
-Lady Standish, under protest, had sucked a
-few spoonfuls; when Lady Maria, stuck in
-the middle of her fourth helping, protested
-that she really could not finish the tumbler
-and forthwith began to show signs of
-incoherence and somnolence; when O'Hara broke
-into snatches of song, and Lord Verney began
-to make calf's eyes afresh at the lost Mistress
-Kitty; when Sir Jasper, hanging round his
-wife's chair, showed unequivocal signs of
-repentance and a longing for reconciliation: when
-Stafford himself became more pointed in his
-admiration of Mistress Kitty and a trifle
-broader in his jests than was quite consistent
-with his usual breeding, the little widow
-deemed it, at last, time to break up the
-party.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-There was a vast bustle, a prodigious
-ordering and counter-ordering.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Never mind me," whispered Stafford, ever
-full of good humour and tact, into Sir Jasper's
-ear, "take your wife home, man, I'll sleep
-here if needs be."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Not a foot," asserted O'Hara, apparently
-quite sober, and speaking with the most
-pleasant deliberation in the world, "not a
-foot will I stir from this place, so long as
-there is a lemon left."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"The cursed scoundrel," cried Lord Verney,
-babbling with fury as he returned from the
-stables, "the scoundrel, Spicer, has driven
-off with my curricle!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then shall we be a merry trio to drink
-daylight in," said Stafford, and cheered.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Come, <i>dear</i> Lady Maria," said Kitty. "I
-shall take care of you. I will give you a seat
-in my chaise; we shall drive home together."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Certainly, my dear, certainly," mumbled
-the Dowager. "Who is that remarkably
-agreeable person?" she requested to know of
-Stafford in her prodigiously audible whisper.
-"My dear," she turned again to Kitty, "I like
-you wonderfully. I cannot quite remember
-your name, my dear, but we will go home
-together."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Dear, <i>dear</i> Lady Maria!" cried Mistress
-Kitty, honey sweet. "My Lord Verney, give
-your arm to your revered relative&mdash;mind you
-lead her carefully," she said, with all the imps
-in her eyes dancing, "for I fear Mr. Stafford's
-cordial has proved a little staggering&mdash;<i>after
-the night air</i>! And warn her ladyship's
-attendant to be ready to escort us back in
-my carriage."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then, taking advantage of Sir Jasper's
-absence&mdash;that gentleman might even then be
-heard cursing his sleepy servants in the
-yard&mdash;Mistress Kitty ran over to Lady Standish,
-who stood wistful and apart at the inglenook.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"My dear," she murmured, "the game is
-now in your hands."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, no!" returned the other. "Oh, Kitty,
-you have been an evil counsellor!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Is this your gratitude?" retorted Kitty,
-and pinched her friend with vicious little
-fingers. "Why, woman, your husband never
-thought so much of you in his life as he
-does to-day! Why, there has never been so
-much fuss made over you since you were
-born. Are these your thanks?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, for the moment when I can fly to
-his bosom and tell him all! My foolish
-endeavour to make him jealous, my sinful
-pretence that he had a rival in my heart!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What?" exclaimed the widow, and her
-whisper took all the emphasis of a shriek.
-"Fly to his bosom? Then I have done
-with you! Bring him to his knees you
-mean, madam. Tell him all? Tell him all,
-forsooth, let him know you have made a fool
-of him, all for nothing; let him think that
-you had never had an idea beyond pining
-for his love; that no other man ever thought
-of you, that he has never had a rival, never
-will have one, that you are merely his
-own uninteresting Julia whom nobody wants.
-Why, Lady Standish, 'tis laying down the
-arms when the battle is yours. Sheer insanity!
-Prodigious, prodigious!" cried Mistress
-Kitty. "Is it possible that you and I are
-of the same sex?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Bewildered, yet half convinced, Lady Standish
-listened and wondered.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Be guided by me," whispered Kitty again.
-"Indeed, my dear, I mean well by you.
-Keep your secret if you love your husband.
-Keep it more preciously than you would
-keep jour youth and your beauty; for I tell
-you 'tis now your most valuable possession.
-Here," said she, and took a letter from her
-famous bag and thrust it into Julia's hands,
-"here is what will bring him to his knees!
-Oh, what a game you have upon this drive
-home if you know how to play it!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What is this, now?" cried Lady Standish.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Hush!" ordered Kitty, and clapped her
-friend's hand over the letter. "Promise,
-promise! Here comes your lord!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Sir Jasper had approached them as she
-spoke; he now bowed confusedly and took
-his wife's hand. But:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"A word in your ear," said Mistress Kitty,
-arresting him as they were about to pass out.
-"A word in your ear, sir. If a man has a
-treasure at home he would keep for himself,
-he will do well to guard it! An unwatched
-jewel, my good sir, invites thieves. Good-night!"
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-And now in the great room of the <i>Bear Inn</i>
-were left only three: the two gallant gentlemen,
-O'Hara and Stafford, and Mistress Kitty.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Mistress Kitty's game had been successfully
-played out; and yet the lady lingered.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Good night," she began, then shot a
-glance at Stafford. "I wonder," she said
-innocently, "if my carriage be ready, and
-whether Lady Maria is well installed?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I will see," said Stafford simply, and
-vanished.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-O'Hara stood by the table, slowly dipping
-the ladle into the punch and absently pouring
-the liquor back into the bowl again. She
-sidled round to him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Denis!" said she.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He turned his wildly-bright eyes upon her,
-but made no answer.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"I'm going back," said she, and held out
-her hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He carefully put down the ladle, took the
-tips of her little fingers and kissed them.
-But his hands and his lips were cold.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Glory be to God," said he, "it's a grand
-game you played with me ... the Bath
-Comedy entirely, Kitty."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then he dropped her hand and took up
-the punch-ladle again with downcast looks.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Will you not give me your arm to my
-carriage?" said she, after a slight pause.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, Kitty, sure haven't you broke my
-heart for me ... and has not the punch
-robbed me of my legs!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-His wild bright eyes were deeply sad as
-he turned them on her, and he was pale as
-death.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She drew back quickly, frowned, hesitated,
-frowned again, and then brightened up once
-more.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then, sir," said she, "when your legs are
-restored to you, pray let them conduct your
-heart round to my lodgings, and we shall see
-what can be done towards mending it."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She dropped him a curtsey and was gone.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-As Stafford folded her into the chaise, he
-whispered:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"If ever <i>I</i> have a chance of running away
-with you, Kitty, I'll take very good care
-not to let you know which road I mean to
-choose!"
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap25"></a></p>
-
-<h3>
-SCENE XXV
-</h3>
-
-<p>
-As the carriage rolled homewards on the
-Bath Road, Lady Standish, both hands folded
-over the mysterious letter, sat staring out of
-the window with unseeing eyes. The dawn
-had begun to break upon a cloudless sky;
-the air was chill and brisk; mists wreathed
-white scarves over the fields. She felt
-conscious in every fibre of her being that Sir
-Jasper was eagerly contemplating her in the
-cold grey light. Heart and brain were in a
-turmoil; the anguish, the violent emotions,
-the successive scenes of the last forty-eight
-hours passed again before her mind like a
-phantasmagoria. Partly because of Mistress
-Bellairs's advice and partly because of a
-certain womanly resentment, which, gentle as
-she was, still reared itself within her, she
-did not even cast a look upon her husband,
-but sat mutely, gazing at the land. Presently
-she became aware that he had slid an arm
-behind her waist. She trembled a little, but
-did not turn to him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Julia," said he, in a muffled uncertain
-tone, "Julia, I&mdash;I have done you injustice." Then,
-for jealousy is as ill to extinguish as
-a fire that smoulders, a flame of the evil
-passion leaped up again with him. "But
-you must admit," said he, "that I had cause.
-Your own words, I may say your own confession&mdash;&mdash;"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish turned her head, lifted heavy
-lids and for a moment fixed upon him the
-most beautiful eyes in the world.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nay," said she, "I made no confession." Her
-tongue trembled upon other protestations,
-yet Kitty's warning carried the day.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Tell me," said he, and bent to her, "tell
-me was it Lord Verney after all?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Lady Standish again raised her eyes to
-his face, and could such a thing have been
-possible in a creature whose very being was
-all tenderness, he would have sworn that in
-her gaze there was contempt.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Sir Jasper," said she, "it never was Lord
-Verney!" And then she added: "Has there
-not been enough of this?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-As she spoke she moved her hands and
-involuntarily looked down at the letter she
-held. Then she sat as if turned to stone.
-The letter was in Sir Jasper's writing and
-addressed to Mistress Bellairs!
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"What have you there?" cried he.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Nay," said she, "I know not, for 'tis not
-my letter. But you will know." And she held
-it up to him, and her hand did not tremble,
-yet was a cold fear upon her. "You wrote
-it," she said. He stared and his countenance
-changed, utter discomposure fell upon him.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Julia," cried he, "Julia, upon my honour!
-I swear 'twas nothing, less than nothing, a
-mere idle bit of gallantry&mdash;a jest!" As he
-spoke he fell upon one knee in the chaise,
-at her feet.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then I may read it?" said she.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Ah, Julia!" cried he, and encircled her
-with his arms. She felt the straining
-eagerness of his grasp, she felt his heart beat
-stormily. With a sudden warmth she knew
-that after all his love was hers.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Then she had an inspiration, one worthy of a
-cleverer woman: but love has his own geniuses.
-She disengaged herself from his embrace and
-put the letter into his hand.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Take it," said she.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Julia," he cried, and shook from head to
-foot, and the tears sprang to his eyes, "I
-never gave her a serious thought. I vow I
-hate the woman."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Then tear it up," said Lady Standish,
-with a superhuman magnanimity that almost
-turned her faint.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He rose and tore the letter in shreds
-(quickly, lest she should repent) and flung
-them out of the window. She watched the
-floating pieces flutter and vanish. In her
-secret soul she said to herself:
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Mistress Bellairs and I shall be very good
-friends at a distance!"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Her husband was kneeling at her feet again.
-"Angel," cried he pleadingly, and once
-more she was in his arms; and yet his
-jealous heart kept growling within him, like a
-surly dog that will not be silenced. "Julia,"
-said he in her ear, "but one word, one word,
-my love! Julia, is there anyone, anything
-between us?"
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"Oh, that," she said, and smiled archly,
-"that, sir, you must discover for yourself." Her
-head sank on his shoulder as she spoke.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"You torture me!" he murmured. But
-she knew that he had never kissed her with
-such passion in all his life before.
-</p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-*****
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>
-As her chaise followed on the road, some
-hundred yards or so behind Sir Jasper's,
-Mistress Bellairs, sitting beside Lady Maria
-(who snored the whole way with rhythmic
-steadiness) gazed across the livid fields
-towards the low horizon where the slow fires
-of dawn were pulsing into brightness. She
-was in deeply reflective mood.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-In her excited, busy brain she revolved
-many important questions and weighed the
-gains and losses in her game of "Love and
-Hazard" with all the seriousness of the
-gambler homeward bound after a heavy night.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-"At least," she thought, with a little sigh, but
-with some complacency, "I did a vastly good
-turn to my Lady Standish. But the woman
-is a fool, if a sweet one, and fools are past
-permanent mending. I did well," thought
-she, "to condemn the Calf&mdash;there is no
-doubt of that." She glanced at Lady Maria's
-withered countenance, unlovely and undignified
-in her stupor&mdash;&mdash; "The menagerie would
-have been the death of me, promptly....
-But, my poor O'Hara! How could I ever
-have called him a cucumber? <i>There</i> was
-love for the taking, now&mdash;yet no! Worshipper,
-vastly well; but husband? not for
-me, not for me! Bless me," she cried to
-herself testily; "is a woman to have no
-choice between mid-winter, green spring, or
-the dog days? If I ever allow myself to
-be abducted again, 'twill be with your Man
-of the World&mdash;one with palate enough to
-<i>relish me</i> without wanting to swallow me at
-a gulp."
-</p>
-
-<p>
-She paused in her train of thought to laugh
-at the recollection of Mr. Stafford's parting
-speech. "There is an easy heart for you!"
-she murmured. "A gallant gentleman, with
-as pretty a wit as O'Hara himself, and every
-whit as good a leg. Perhaps," thought
-Mistress Kitty, yawned and grew sleepy;
-nodded her delicate head; dreamed then a
-little dream and saw a silver Beau in the
-moonlight, and woke up with a smile. The
-spires of Bath Cathedral pierced silver grey
-through a golden mist; far beneath her gaze,
-as the chaise began to tip the crest of the
-great hill, like a silver ribbon ran the river.
-"Perhaps.... We shall see," said the widow.
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p class="t4">
-GLASGOW: PRINTED AT THE UNIVERSITY PRESS BY ROBERT MACLEHOSE AND CO
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p class="thought">
-********
-<br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-<p><a id="chap26"></a></p>
-
-<p class="t3b">
-BY EGERTON CASTLE
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
- Young April.<br />
- Consequences.<br />
- The Light of Scarthey.<br />
- La Bella and Others.<br />
- Marshfield the Observer.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
- The Pride of Jennico. [<i>With Agnes Castle.</i>]<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
- The Jerningham Letters. [<i>With portraits and illustrations.</i>]<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
- English Book-plates, ancient and modern. [<i>Illustrated.</i>]<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
- Schools and Masters of Fence, from the<br />
- &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Middle Ages to the XIXth Century. [<i>Illustrated.</i>]<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
- Le Roman du Prince Othon. [<i>A rendering in French of<br />
- &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;R. L. Stevenson's Prince Otto.</i>]<br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="noindent">
- Etc.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p><br /><br /><br /><br /></p>
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-<pre>
-
-
-
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