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-Project Gutenberg's A Colored Man Round the World, by David F. Dorr
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-[Illustration: _CONGRESS OF FRANCE._]
-
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-
-
- A COLORED MAN
-
- ROUND THE WORLD.
-
-
- BY A QUADROON.
-
-
- PRINTED FOR THE AUTHOR.
- 1858.
-
-
- Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1858, by
- DAVID F. DORR,
- in the Clerk's office of the District Court, for the Northern
- District of Ohio.
-
-
-
-
-TO MY SLAVE MOTHER.
-
-
-Mother! wherever thou art, whether in Heaven or a lesser world; or
-whether around the freedom Base of a Bunker Hill, or only at the
-lowest savannah of American Slavery, thou art the same to me, and I
-dedicate this token of my knowledge to thee mother, Oh, my own
-mother!
-
- YOUR DAVID.
-
-
-
-
-INDEX.
-
-
- PAGE.
-
- DEBUT IN A FOREIGN LAND, 13
-
- LONDON, 19
-
- THE QUEEN IN HYDE PARK, 22
-
- I AM GOING TO PARIS, 25
-
- FIRST DAY IN PARIS, 29
-
- FIRST NIGHT IN PARIS, 33
-
- I MUST ROVE AWAY FROM PARIS, 43
-
- SPICY TOWNS OF GERMANY, 49
-
- DOWN AMONG THE DUTCH, 57
-
- COL. FELLOWES LEARNING DUTCH, 61
-
- ON! ON! TO WATERLOO, 71
-
- THE BIAS OF MY TOUR, 77
-
- COUP D'ETAT OF NAPOLEON III, 81
-
- THE SECRETS OF A PARIS LIFE AND WHO KNOWS THEM, 87
-
- ROME AND ST. PETER'S CHURCH, 97
-
- NAPLES AND ITS CRAFT, 102
-
- ST. JANUARIUS AND HIS BLOOD, 108
-
- CONSTANTINOPLE, 114
-
- THE DOGS PROVOKE ME, AND THE WOMEN ARE VEILED, 121
-
- A COLORED MAN FROM TENNESSEE SHAKING HANDS WITH THE
- SULTAN, AND MEN PUTTING WOMEN IN THE BATH AND
- TAKING THEM OUT, 125
-
- GOING TO ATHENS WITH A PRIMA DONNA, 130
-
- ATHENS A SEPULCHRE, 134
-
- BEAUTIFUL VENICE, 143
-
- VERONA AND BOLOGNA, 149
-
- FRIENZA DE BELLA CITA, 153
-
- BACK TO PARIS, 159
-
- EGYPT AND THE NILE, 163
-
- EGYPTIAN KINGS OF OLDEN TIME, 167
-
- TRAVELING ON THE NILE 800 MILES, 171
-
- THEBES AND BACK TO CAIRO, 175
-
- CAMELS--THROUGH THE DESERT, 179
-
- JERUSALEM, JERICHO AND DAMASCUS, 183
-
- CONCLUSION, 189
-
-
-
-
-PREFACE.
-
-
-The Author of this book, though a quadroon, is pleased to announce
-himself the "Colored man around the world." Not because he may look
-at a colored man's position as an honorable one at this age of the
-world, he is too smart for that, but because he has the satisfaction
-of looking with his own eyes and reason at the ruins of the ancestors
-of which he is the posterity. If the ruins of the Author's ancestors
-were not a living language of their scientific majesty, this book
-could receive no such appellation with pride. Luxor, Carnack, the
-Memnonian and the Pyramids make us exclaim, "What monuments of pride
-can surpass these? what genius must have reflected on their
-foundations! what an ambition these people must have given to the
-rest of the world when found the glory of the world in their
-hieroglyphic stronghold of learning," whose stronghold, to-day, is
-not to be battered down, because we cannot reach their hidden
-alphabet. Who is as one, we might suppose, "learned in all the
-learning of the Egyptians." Have we as learned a man as Moses, and if
-yes, who can prove it? How did he come to do what no man can do now?
-You answer, God aided him; that is not the question! No, all you know
-about it is he was "learned in all the learning of the Egyptians,"
-that is the answer; and thereby knew how to facilitate a glorious
-cause at heart, because had he been less learned, who could conceive
-how he could have proved to us to be a man full of successful logic.
-Well, who were the Egyptians? Ask Homer if their lips were not thick,
-their hair curly, their feet flat and their skin black.
-
-But the Author of this book, though a colored man, hopes to die
-believing that this federated government is destined to be the
-noblest fabric ever germinated in the brain of men or the tides of
-Time. Though a colored man, he believes that he has the right to say
-that, in his opinion, _the American people are to be the Medes and
-Persians of the 19th century_. He believes, from what he has seen in
-the four quarters of the globe, that the federal tribunal of this
-mighty people and territory, are to weigh other nations' portion of
-power by its own scale, and equipoise them on its own pivot, "_the
-will of the whole people_," the federal people. And as he believes
-that the rights of ignorant people, whether white or black, ought to
-be respected by those who have seen more, he offers this book of
-travels to that class who craves to know what those know who have
-respect for them. In offering this book to the public, I will say, by
-the way, I wrote it under the disadvantage of having access to no
-library save Walker's school dictionary. In traveling through Europe,
-Asia and Africa, I am indebted to Mr. Cornelius Fellowes, of the
-highly respectable firm of Messrs. Fellowes & Co., 149 Common St.,
-New Orleans, La. This gentleman treated me as his own son, and could
-look on me as as free a man as walks the earth. But if local law has
-power over man, instead of man's effects, I was legally a slave, and
-would be to-day, like my mother, were I on Louisiana's soil instead
-of Ohio's.
-
-When we returned to America, after a three years' tour, I called on
-this original man to consummate a two-fold promise he made me, in
-different parts of the world, because I wanted to make a connection,
-that I considered myself more than equaled in dignity and means, but
-as he refused me on old bachelor principles, I fled from him and his
-princely promises, westward, where the "star of empire takes its
-way," reflecting on the moral liberties of the legal freedom of
-England, France and our New England States, with the determination to
-write this book of "overlooked things" in the four quarters of the
-globe, seen by "a colored man round the world."
-
- THE AUTHOR.
-
-
-
-
-DEBUT IN A FOREIGN LAND.
-
-
-This day, June 15th, 1851, I commence my writings of a promiscuous
-voyage. This day is Sunday. I am going from the Custom house, where I
-have deposited my baggage to be searched for contraband goods, and
-making my way along a street that might be termed, from its
-appearance, "The street of cemeteries." This street is in Liverpool,
-and is a mercantile street in every sense of the word, and the reason
-why it looked so lonesome and a business street at that, is wanting.
-I must now explain why so great a street looked dismal. The English
-people are, indeed, a moral people. This was the Sabbath, and the
-"bells were chiming," discoursing the sweetest sacred music I had
-ever heard. The streets were very narrow and good. Their material was
-solid square stones closely packed together. The houses were very
-high, some being six stories. Not one house for half a mile had a
-door or window ajar. It was raining; consequently not a person was to
-be seen. All of a sudden the coachman drew up to the side walk, and,
-opening the coach, said, "Adelphi, sir." I was looking with
-considerable interest to see the hotel of so much celebrity on board
-the ship. Captain Riley had informed me that it was a house not to be
-surpassed in the "hotel line," and I had put an estimated interest on
-this important item to travelers that Southerners are too much
-addicted to. I mean to say, that I, a Southerner, judge too much by
-appearance, instead of experience. I had been taught at Orleans that
-the "English could whip all the world, and we could whip the
-English," and that England was always in great danger of being
-starved by us, and all her manufactories stopped in double quick time
-by Southern cotton-planters. But, the greatest absurdity of all was,
-that England was very much afraid that we would declare war against
-her, and thereby ruin what little independence she still retains. I,
-under this dispensation of knowledge, looked around to see the
-towering of a "St. Charles or Verandah," but when I saw a house
-looking like all the rest, I came to the conclusion that the English
-were trying to get along without making any improvement, as it was
-not certain how long we would permit her to remain a "monarchial
-independent nation." Just then a well-dressed gentleman opened the
-door and descended the steps with an umbrella to escort me in. "Come
-right in here, sir," said he, leading me into a large room, with an
-organ and hat-stands as its furniture. The organ was as large as an
-ordinary sized church organ. The gentleman took my overcoat and hung
-it up. He then asked me some questions concerning the voyage, after
-which he asked me to walk to the Bureau and register my name. This
-done we ascend one flight of stairs and enter my room. He asked me if
-I wished fire. I answered in the affirmative. He left me.
-
-Having seated myself _a la American_, I listened very attentively to
-"those chiming bells." Tap, tap on my door called forth another
-American expression, "come in." The door opened and a beautiful girl
-of fifteen summers came in with a scuttle of coal and kindling. She
-wore on her head a small frilled cap, and it was very small. A snow
-white apron adorned her short, neat dress. A man is a good deal like
-a dog in some particulars. He may be uncommonly savage in his nature,
-and as soon as he sees his sexual mate, his attention is manifested
-in the twinkling of an eye. She looked so neat, I thought it good
-policy to be polite, and become acquainted. Having finished making a
-lively little fire, she rose up from her half-bending posture to
-follow up her duty through the hotel. "What is your name, Miss," said
-I; "Mary," said she, at the same time moving away. "I shall be here a
-week said I, and want you to take care of me." Mary's pretty little
-feet could stay no longer with propriety the first time.
-
-In fifteen minutes the gong rang for dinner. I locked my door, and
-made my way through the narrow passages to hunt head quarters.
-Passing one of the inferior passage ways, I saw Mary half whispering
-to one of her companions about the American, and laughing jocularly.
-Her eyes fell upon me just as mine did on her. In the twinkling of
-an eye she conveyed an idea to her comrade that the topic must be
-something else, which seemed to have been understood before conveyed.
-"Mary," said I, "I want some washing done," as polite as a piled
-basket of chips. She stepped up to me and said, "Are they ready,
-sir?" "No," said I, "I will be up in a few minutes," (we always do
-things by minutes.) "I will call for them," said she. I descended and
-found a good dinner, after which I walked into the newsroom, where I
-found several of the merchants of Liverpool assembled to read and
-discuss the prevailing topics of interest. Seated close to a table on
-which was the London Times, New York Tribune and Herald, the French
-Journal, called the Moniteur, besides several other Journals of
-lesser note, was a noble looking gentleman. On the other side of this
-feast of news was another noble and intellectual looking gentleman.
-These were noblemen from different parts of England. They were
-quietly discussing the weak points in American policy. One held that
-if the negroes of the Southern States were fit for freedom, it would
-be an easy matter for four million of slaves to raise the standard of
-liberty, and maintain it against 250,000 slaveholders. The other
-gentleman held that it was very true, but they needed some white man,
-well posted in the South, with courage enough to plot the _entree_.
-He continued, at great length, to show the feasibility under a French
-plotter. He closed with this expression, "One intelligent Frenchman
-like Ledru Rollin could do the whole thing before it could be
-known." I came to the conclusion that they were not so careful in the
-expression of their views as I thought they ought to be. I was quite
-sure that they would not be allowed to use such treasonable language
-at Orleans or Charleston as that they had just indulged in.
-
-Sitting in my room about an hour after hearing this nauseous
-language, Mary came for the clothes, for that is what she asked for.
-I requested Mary to wait until Monday morning, for the fact was, I
-had no clothes--they were in the Custom House. Here Mary began to
-show more familiarity than I had ever shown, but she only expressed
-enough to show me that she only wished to return for my clothes when
-they were ready. I gave her to understand that nothing would give me
-more pleasure than to have her return again for them.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Two weeks have gone by. I am now packing my trunk for London. In half
-an hour, the evening express train leaves here for a five hours'
-cruise over farms of rich and poor, like a streak of lightning. I
-find on the day of departure that the servants are like the servants
-of all parts of my own country. It is impossible for me to do
-anything for myself. I have offers from nearly all parts of the
-Hotel, volunteering to do all that is to be done and more
-too.--Before I commenced packing my trunk, I went down to the Bureau
-(office) to have my bill made out. As I passed along the passage I
-saw a large man with slippers on, with a cap denoting Cookery, bowing
-and scraping. I instantly perceived that my fame, as an American, had
-reached the culinary sanctum. I requested the Clerk to have my bill
-ready, but found that I was too late in the information to be given.
-My bill was already made out.
-
-A quarter to 5 o'clock, I showed to Mary, my sincere wishes for her
-welfare, and left my apartment. Her cap was neater than when I
-located there; her apron was whiter, and her hair was neater. I done
-my duty to the advice given by Murray, who is the author of the Guide
-Book of all Europe, Asia, and even Africa. He says that it is best to
-give a small bonus to the menials in public or private houses. The
-landlord, saw me in the coach and wished me a happy voyage to London.
-When the coach moved gradually away from that small Hotel, it carried
-lingering thoughts of friendship and comfort. I thought of the kind
-attention, and obedient but commanding language of all I had seen,
-and the moral came home to my heart, saying "you have value
-received." I reflected on Mary's cap and snow white apron; the old
-porter's hopeful countenance; the dining room servants; and how well
-they seemed to be pleased, when the driver stopped my coach and
-landed me at the London station in a good humor. All aboard! The
-Cars, (express train in a hurry) dashed on with fury, and I found
-myself a happy man on my way to London.
-
-
-
-
-LONDON.
-
-
-Last night I arrived here, making the time from Liverpool in five
-hours and a half. My location is between Buckingham Palace and
-Trafalgar Square. I am on the second floor, in the Trafalgar Hotel,
-on Trafalgar Square. The Queen, when in London, resides at this
-celebrated palace. It is in St. James' Park. This July 28th, London
-is the world's Bazaar. The Crystal Palace is the acquafortis of
-curiosity that gives the arcadial polish to London's greatness. This
-is the place where every country is trying to make a pigmy of some
-other. In this great feast of genius no country is fairly
-represented. The United States has many articles of arts in the
-palace that are not what she has ever prided herself on as her arts.
-One of our ordinary Steam Boats would have astonished the natives
-beyond the admiration of all the trumpery that we ever contemplate
-carrying to a World's Fair. I was, indeed, ashamed to see the piles
-of India Rubber Shoes, Coats and Pants, and Clocks that stood out in
-bas relief in that part of the palace appropriated to the American
-Arts and Sciences.--Pegged Shoes and Boots were without number.
-Martingales and Side Saddles, Horse Shoes, Ploughs, Threshing
-Machines, Irrigators, and all the most worthless trash to be found in
-the States. I saw everything that was a prevailing disgrace to our
-country except slaves. I understood that a South Carolinian proposed
-taking half a dozen haughty and sinewy negroes to the Fair, but was
-only deterred from that proposition by the want of courage to risk
-six fat, strong healthy negroes to the chances of escape from slavery
-to freedom. In the centre of this beautiful and most splendid palace,
-was a Band of Music not to be surpassed by any Band for discoursing
-sweet melody. Close to this music was a beautiful fountain, throwing
-sprays upward like the heaves of a shark; and round about this
-fountain were seats for ladies and gentlemen to take refreshments
-together. This palace resembles, in a great degree, "Paradise found;"
-there is also some sparrows inside yet, that the Falcons did not run
-out when those twenty thousand took possession some months ago. These
-little birds light about among this gay crowd as if they were on one
-of our wild prairies, lighting among the still gayer tribe of flora.
-Two or three tried to light on a spray of water, but could not make
-it go. I see two sitting on a piano, whilst one is trying to get an
-equilibrium on the strings of a harp. The piano now opens and a
-noblemen is seating one of the most handsome women there I have seen
-in England. I said to a young Englishman, that is indeed a handsome
-woman. He said yes, she is generally pronounced the handsomest woman
-in London. I enquired her pedigree and found that it was the
-benevolent Duchess of Sutherland; like a humming bird, from one
-"sweet flower" to another her alabaster-like fingers darted from the
-bassiest note to the flutiest. The pianos were generally enclosed
-like a separate tomb with railings a yard from the pianos. After her
-highness had played out "God Save the Queen" and brought an audience
-round the railing, as if they really came to protect the "queen of
-beauty," she played a thrilling retreat as if her intention was to
-convey the idea that she must retreat or be captured. The piece
-played, she rose straight up and gazed around upon the recruits she
-had drummed up with the air of a successful adventurer throughout the
-world; she moved along this immense crowd of various classes like a
-swan in a showery storm. Whilst all was in commotion, she seemed more
-herself. The noble gallant seemed to be quite conscious that the lady
-he was gallanting was the _Duchess of Sutherland_.
-
-On the outside of the Crystal Palace is a small, fairy-like house,
-erected for Prince Albert and her majesty the Queen of England to
-lunch in when they visit the Fair. It is said that the Prince planned
-it himself. In this pretty little house is enough furniture of
-various beauties to make an ordinary Fair itself.
-
-The Police regulations about this Fair are admirable. There is no
-question that can be asked about this affair but will be properly and
-intellectually answered by any policeman. They are intelligent men
-and seem to take an interest as well as pride in this great Fair.
-
-
-
-
-THE QUEEN IN HYDE PARK.
-
-
-It is now 4 o'clock. All the streets within a mile of the Crystal
-Palace are crowded with people, instead of drays, carts, wagons and
-other impeding obstacles to the World's Fair. For a quarter of a mile
-down the street that leads to St. James' Square, where the Queen
-resides, at Buckingham Palace, I presume I can see 50,000 people
-bareheaded, that is to say, they have their hats off. But, at the
-further end of this quarter of a mile, I see a uniform commotion, and
-this commotion of heads are coming towards Hyde Park. I mean only the
-commotion but not the heads. These heads are being responded to from
-an open plain Calashe, that is coming as rapid as a Post Chaise from
-the battle field when bringing good tidings to a King.--The object of
-this exciting moment is the Queen of England. One minute and she is
-gone by, as she passed me, bowing on all sides to the crowd greeting
-her. I felt a sort of religious thrill pass over me, and I said to
-myself "this is civilization." Her Majesty was evidently proud of
-her people's homage; and her people were not ashamed to show their
-loyalty to their "gracious Queen." She was looking remarkably healthy
-for one living on the delicacies of a Queen. In fact she was too
-healthy in appearance for a Queen. Her color was too red and
-masculine for a lady. She was considerable stouter than I thought she
-was, and quite as handsome as I expected to find the great Queen.
-Seated opposite her, face to face, was her Maid of Honor; and seated
-by her side vis-a-vis to the Queen, was a couple of the "little
-bloods" of her Majesty and Prince Coburgh. I thought it strange that
-his highness, Prince Albert, was not accompanying the Queen. I
-learned afterwards that it was usual for the Queen to go in Hyde Park
-alone. I also found that the Prince and his courtiers were gone out
-deer stalking.
-
-In the Queen's calashe was four greys. The driver rode the hindmost
-left horse. In his right hand he carried a light whip which was
-altogether useless. About 50 yards ahead of this moving importance, a
-liveried outrider sped on at a rapid speed, that the populace might
-know that he was soliciting their attention to making way for the
-Queen. He wore long, white-legged boots, and held his Arab steed as
-artful as a Bedouin sporting over a rocky desert. His other
-habiliments were red, save his hat, which was a latest style silk.
-The driver keeps him in view, and has nothing to do but mount and
-drive off after this courier or out-rider, who gets his orders at the
-Palace where to lead.
-
-It is said that the Queen is not celebrated for a good temper. Like
-her symbol, the lion, she is not to be bearded by any one, no matter
-how important. She is a natural monarch and feels her royalty. Prince
-Albert is one of the handsomest men I ever saw. The like of the
-Prince's popularity among the ladies of the Court cannot be equaled
-by any nobleman in England; but that popularity must be general, it
-cannot be in spots, for the Queen is not unlike other women under the
-influence of the "green-eyed monster." Although Prince Albert's
-virtue has never been dishonored by even a hint, still the Queen is
-not to be too trusty. Prince Albert is a model of a "true gentleman."
-He could not suspect half as quick as the most virtuous Queen the
-world has ever been ornamented with.
-
-The English people are alone in all things pertaining to domestic
-life. It would puzzle the double-width intellect of a hermit to tell
-what one was thinking about; and this nonchalence of air to
-surrounding circumstances is every moment blowing upon the object in
-their heart. France sets the fashion for the world, but what the
-morning paper say about the dress worn by the empress on the champs
-d'elysee yesterday, is not what the poorest maid servant is trying to
-find out to cut her calico by, but what her Majesty wore at Windsor
-or Buckingham. These people were wearing the skins of the beasts of
-their forests in the days of the Cęsars' invasion, and barbarous as
-our Indians, but now they are the most civilized and christian power
-on this earth.
-
-A German now sitting by my side tells me this is a gross subject for
-me to be writing upon. I asked what subject? He said Konigon (Queen).
-On reflection I find it true, and now retire from the beading of this
-chapter.
-
-
-
-
-I AM GOING TO PARIS.
-
-
-I am now all cap a pie for Paris. Ho! for Boston, is nothing to ah!
-Paris. I have been this morning to get my last view of the great
-Palace of the World's Fair. I have since been to Greenwich to eat
-white bait, and I am now hurrying on to the station. Whoever wishes
-to see a good deal of the country, and a broken down route, had
-better take what is called the Brighton Route. If you leave London at
-6 o'clock in the evening, you will stop at 8 o'clock at New Haven, a
-place with a name on the map, but in fact no place at all, save the
-destination of the train of this route. There you will, in all
-probability, have to wait about an old building an hour or two for
-the arrival of a boat to take you across the channel. Next morning,
-if you are lucky, you arrive at 8 o'clock at a little old French town
-called Dieppe, just in time to be too late to take the morning train
-for Paris. It is said that these little old half dead towns live off
-these tricks. I got a pretty breakfast _a la carte_; I say pretty,
-because I had boiled eggs, red wine and white, radishes, lettuce, and
-three boquets on my breakfast table. Having been disappointed in
-taking the morning's train for Paris, I vented my wrath on both
-bottles of wine, thereby getting an equilibrium between
-disappointment and contentment. This done I went down to a little old
-shed which they called the Custom House, to get my trunks which they
-had been searching. I then took a ride in the country to see the
-ruins of an ancient castle, captured by the first reigning king of
-the present great Bourbon family, Henry Quatre, King of Navarre. This
-was the first ruined castle I had ever seen, and it interested me so
-much that in spite of the boat last night with no berths, sea
-sickness, custom-house troubles, disappointment in getting to Paris
-that day instead of 11 o'clock at night, I was in quite a good humor,
-and in fact, considered myself well paid for the ride, though in an
-old chaise and two poor horses.
-
-At the ruins of this enormous pile of brick and mortar, was an old,
-broken down French officer. His companion was a lonely raven. We
-could go in and out of no part of this dilapidated mass of downfallen
-power, without meeting the raven. He seemed to be a lonely spirit. I
-caught at him once when he came within two feet of me; he jumped
-about a foot further off and stopped right still, and turned his head
-so that one eye was up and the other down, and kept looking up at me
-as long as I looked at him, as if he would fain say _laissi moi_
-(let me be). The cool treatment of the raven about these old ruins
-lowered my spirits. I gave the old soldier a franc for his trouble
-and information, and got in my old turn-out, and turned around to say
-adieu to the old soldier when I found him too much engaged paying
-Jocko with crumbs, his portion of the bonus, for services rendered.
-
-At 4 o'clock I found myself well seated in a French car, for the
-first time, direct for Paris. Here we go in a tunnel, and it is dark
-as ebony; here we come out; away go the cattle as if Indians were
-after them.
-
-It would be impossible to conjecture that French farmers were lazy,
-for this is the Sabbath and down in the meadows I see farmers
-reaping. I can see towns in such quick succession, it would be
-useless to attempt to describe them. It is now 11 o'clock, and I am
-at my destination and being searched. Nothing found and I am
-pronounced an honest man. But my honesty, if there be any, is like
-Falstaff's, hid. I have two hundred cigars in my over and under coat,
-and they are, indeed, contraband and was one of the greatest objects
-of search; but, reader, if you pronounce this French stupidity you
-deceive yourself. It was French politeness that allowed me to pass
-unnoticed by this scrutinizing assemblage of Savans. If a man move
-among these lynx-eyed prefectures as a gentleman ought to, he is,
-once out of three times, likely to pass the barrier of their polite
-inclinations, whilst at the same time it would give them great
-satisfaction to believe that it would pay to examine you, were there
-a justifiable excuse for such rudeness, overbalancing the politeness
-which is characteristic of their whole national dignity. The French
-are proud of their national characteristics, and least of all nations
-inclined to trample them under foot.
-
-It is now eleven o'clock, as I have before said, and I am in Paris,
-trying to get across the Boulevard des Italian. What I mean by trying
-is, picking my chance. I am no dancing master, and in this crowded
-street might not do the dodging right the first time.
-
-I am now across and ringing the bell at 179 Rue Richelieu. This is
-the Hotel des Prince (Hotel of the Princes). Mr. Privat is the
-proprietor. In this Hotel all have gone to bed except a beautiful
-little woman at the concierge. She was sewing whilst stillness
-reigned around her, like a deep, dark forest, just before a storm.
-She received me with a smile. I, not knowing that this was her usual
-behavior to all patronage of this or any other house in Paris, took
-for granted I had made an extra impression right off. She took me to
-an apartment which she said was merely temporary. To-morrow, she
-said, I could get another to my taste. I gazed around at all the
-different doors and comforts with numerous conveniencies of neatness,
-and said to her, "Miss, this, in my opinion, is good enough for the
-oldest inhabitant." She smiled and went away and brought me a bottle
-of water with a piece of ice inside just the shape of the bottle.
-"How did you put that piece of ice inside without breaking the
-bottle?" said I. "It was water, sir, and it froze inside," said she,
-"will you have something to eat?" I said I would like a small bit of
-chicken and red wine; she rang the bell and an English and French
-waiter was summoned; she went away and left me pretty certain that I
-was in Paris.
-
-
-
-
-FIRST DAY IN PARIS.
-
-
-Next morning I felt pretty sure I was in Paris, or I "wasn't anywhere
-else." Every five minutes would assure me that I was there. Before
-the grey of the morn departed from Paris I had two lady visitors. One
-was a beautiful girl, like "Mary of Adelphi." She was evidently
-mistaken in finding a tenant in this one of her rooms, unless that
-was her way. She moved up to the washstand, which was near my bed, or
-rather couch, and slyly looked in the drawer and drew back. I,
-wishing to let her know that if her business or adventure was
-connected with me, she need not fear waking me, rose my left arm and
-said, "good morning!" She, not understanding what I did say, muttered
-out something like "_reste vous tranquilles_," which, I afterwards
-learned, meant, don't be disturbed. She hurried out the half opened
-door pulling her little starched dress, that seemed to pull back,
-after her. Five minutes after this, she returned and placed on my
-stand close to my bed, a bottle of ice water and a glass. I asked her
-name, she said, Elverata, and winded away.
-
-Five minutes after this another female opened my door about a foot
-and leaned gracefully in. She asked me some question two or three
-times, all that I could understand was Blanche, with some other
-points to it like _E sirs_. Consulting my guide of the French
-translated into the four following languages, French, Italian, German
-and English, I discovered she was talking about washing. I got this
-book in London and studied all the way to Paris, but found that I had
-made no improvement; all I knew of the book was, that the words
-translated were only some useful words that the solicitors would most
-likely know themselves when it would be necessary to use such
-expressions. She ran to me, for she was acquainted with the book
-better than I was, and helped to find what she wished to say. "_Ie
-trouver, Ie trouver_," she said. I gave her the book, at the same
-time asking her in English what was _trouver_. She looked up at the
-wall, like a Madonna, and seemed to be lost in inward study, at last
-she looked me full in the face and said, "fyend." "Ah!" said I,
-"find." "Yis!" said she, "what you call _cela_?" "Washerwoman," said
-I. "_Ie suis washe-women_." This woman was certainly very bewitching
-whilst speaking this broken English. I gave her to understand that
-some other time would be more agreeable. She said she "stand" and
-went out; but as she did not stand, but went out, I presume she meant
-to say "I understand."
-
-At eight o'clock I descended to the _salle a manger_ for breakfast.
-Persons were coming in to breakfast, two and three a minute, and
-others were going out as fast. This continued till eleven o'clock.
-Thirty and forty were frequently at the table at the same time.
-Mostly all were Europeans; and had everything not gone on so
-regularly, an American "greenhorn" would have taken them to be the
-confusion of tongues convening for a reconciliation. On the table was
-more wine than coffee. The coffee was usually taken in the smoking
-room, where all gentlemen assemble to discuss politics. Among this
-assemblage that I am so flippantly speaking of, was three noblemen of
-England, one Duke of Italy, three barons of the Rhine, and a broken
-down princess. From merely gossip authority, I learned that she was
-the wife of a great man in one of the Russio Turko principalities.
-She was generally dressed in black, and had two servants and a
-_lacquey de place_. She was handsome and that had ruined her. She was
-getting from her husband 100,000 per annum to stay away from him and
-his court, which seemed to meet her approbation. She roomed on the
-same floor I did, and I frequently met her smiling in these narrow
-and dark passage ways. She seldom dined at the "_table de hote_,"
-(dinner table) but either at the _trois frere_, (three brothers) or
-the _maison d'or Doree_, corner of the Boulevard and rue Lafitte. She
-most always had her Cabinet, good dinners and various wines,
-consequently was always full of agreeability. She would walk home
-herself, and, like the rest of ladies in Paris, she was always sure
-that her dress in front should not drag the ground, by a process she
-had in her nature, to show her intention of keeping her dress high
-enough to prevent all accidents of the kind. By this habit of hers,
-she got many admirers, for what a man would then see instead of her
-dress would be no disadvantage to her or her intention. Her
-reputation was such that had she been once gazed upon by the Virgin
-Mary, the fiery censure of her pure eyes would have been basilisks to
-her poor heart; the poor Princess would have dropped dead from the
-mere spark of censure which the Virgin could not, though fain would,
-hold back.
-
-The day has gone by. I stood about, looking! looking! looking! Seeing
-what is novel enough to an American in Paris, in the court of the
-_Hotel des Princes_. Night came on and I went to my room to prepare
-to see a "Night in Paris." I shall write of a Night in Paris, and
-then shall say no more of Paris until I have been to Germany and
-return, where I expect to spend three or four months. After this
-voyage I calculate to spend the winter here, and write something of
-Paris and its manners.
-
-My first day ends by meeting the Princess on the steps, and having
-the pleasure of answering some inquiries of hers about sea-sickness,
-and pleasant ships of the Cunard Line.
-
-
-
-
-FIRST NIGHT IN PARIS.
-
-
-My "first day in Paris" commenced at night. If sauce for the goose is
-sauce for the gander, I will commence this chapter in the day by
-saying, "where now! valet de place?" "Notre dame," he replied, and
-the coachman drove away towards the Boulevards. In half an hour's
-time, he reined before the door of that "Venerable old monument of
-reality and romance." I approached it like a timid child being baited
-with a shining sixpence. As my feet touched the sill, a peal came
-from the belfry, one of those sonorous twangs, that have made so many
-hearts flinch for hundreds of years in the "Bloody Bastile," and it
-vibrated from my timid heart to all parts of my frame. At this moment
-a reverend father offered me his hand, who had all the time been
-concealed beneath what one might well take to be a dark black coffin
-standing on end. I accepted his hand, and he led me quietly in that
-vast "sepulchre of kings."
-
-In all directions I saw magnificent aisles, and altars with burning
-incense. Magnificent pictures representing all reverend worth, from
-the "Son of Man," to saints of France. Golden knobs with inscriptions
-thereon, adorned the footsteps of every visitor thereof, denoting the
-downwardness of kings who had once ruled nations. Whilst standing
-there awestruck with departed worth, I gazed downward with a
-submissive heart, when lo! I stood upon the coffin of a king! I
-quickly changed my position, but stepped upon a queen. The valet was
-relating to me the many different opinions the people had about
-stepping on noted personages, and how unnecessary it was to take
-notice of such things as they were dead, when I got disgusted at his
-ignorance, and stepped from a Queen to a Princess.
-
-To describe this gorgeously furnished sanctum, it is enough to say,
-that all the brilliant artists of this scientific people have been
-engaged for hundreds of years in its decoration. Not only employed by
-the coffers of the Church of France, but by the throne that upheld
-numerous kings, as well as the wish of the whole populace of France,
-and the spoils of other nations. Hundreds of people from different
-parts of the world visit it every day, and all leave a franc or two.
-Thousands of Parisians visit it every day, and they make no mark of
-decay. It stands a living monument of Church and State.
-
-Drive me to the national assembly, I said to the coachman. In ten
-minutes I was going up the gallery. Before I went in, the valet went
-to a member's coachman, and gave him a franc, and he gave in return a
-ticket to the gallery. Each member is allowed so many gallery
-tickets, and if he fails in giving them out, he makes his servants
-presents of them, and they sell them.
-
-They were debating republican principles. Louis Napoleon was then
-President of the Republic, and on the door of every building and gate
-of France were these words in legible letters, "Liberte Eqalite
-Fraternite." Louis Napoleon was not there that day, and they seemed
-to have a good time, like mice when the cat is away. The most
-incomprehensible part of their proceeding was, sometimes two would be
-speaking at once, regardless of the chair. The speaker hammered away
-furiously, but it was hard to tell, unless you knew, whether he was
-beating up a revival or a retreat from destruction; as they cooled
-off their debative heat, there was always twenty or thirty ready to
-throw agitating fuel in the furnace. As they would cool down a whiff,
-mushroom-like risings, would be perceptible in four or five different
-parts of the spacious hall. I could make nothing out of what was
-going on, save willingness to talk instead of listening, and I left.
-One handsome and intelligent looking gentleman descended at the same
-time, which I learned to be the correspondent of the New York
-Tribune. I then took a curve like tour back, across the Seine, by the
-Tuillieries, Luxomburg, and back to the same part of the Boulevards,
-which was more crowded with fashion, than when I passed along in the
-forenoon, and went home. Night came on, and with it, the gayest time
-of Paris. The valet said I must go to _Jardin mabeille_, (a ball), I
-rode there. This is a nightly ball, but there was no less than fifty
-vehicles of different comforts, which showed that a great many
-foreigners were there, because Parisians generally prefer promenading
-when going to such a feast of pleasure. I paid two francs and went
-in.
-
-It was a garden about a square block in size. In all parts of it was
-shrubbery of the most fragrant odors. There was an immense number of
-little walks, with neat rustic seats for lovers to caress in, from
-the disinterested eye; and on my first preambulation, I got lost, and
-intruded more than was polite, but I did not know the importance of
-this discretion, until I perilously saw the danger. Had I gone on
-without stopping, I would have led myself to the orchestra, where and
-when I could have taken part in the amusement to the approbation of
-all present. When I discovered that I did not know what I was about,
-I stopped quickly and looked scrutinizingly around those snug little
-bowers. All in a minute out came a "bower lover," as furious as a
-cat. I asked him "where the ball was;" he discovered that I was no
-Frenchman, and could not have meant intrusion; he directed me to go
-straight ahead, and I left him in his bliss.
-
-Like a round pigeon house on the end of pole, I pronounce the
-orchestra. A stair ran up to the pigeon house from the platform
-round the great pole, or post that supported it. A small enclosure
-was under the orchestra and occasionally the band would descend to
-the platform to play. Round this orchestra they danced. The
-spectators seemed to be exclusively foreigners; they made a ring
-around the gay lotharios as unbroken as the one they made around the
-orchestra. The bassy and fluty melodious Band, discoursed the
-sweetest waltz that ever tickled my admiration. Off they glided like
-a scared serpent, winding their curvy way as natural as if they were
-taking their chances. There they come! But there is some still going
-in the ranks, and there is still a vacancy. Twice they have made the
-circuit, and the hoop is complete. Now to me it is all dizziness, and
-it all looked to me as a moving body of muses from times of yore.
-Occasionally my eye would cling to a couple for an instant, but this
-was occasioned by the contrast between a large, fat, and heavy
-gentleman, that had become a troublesome neighbor to all that chose
-to get in his way. Whenever any of the lighter footed would discover
-their close proximity to his Appollo pedestals, like a shooting star
-they would flit away, and leave him monarch of all he surveyed.
-
-I wish to describe a few of the most conspicuous, but I will wait for
-a quadrille, where I can get them to take their places in
-description.
-
-The name of my valet de place is Oscar.
-
-"Oscar, what nation does that puny looking, red-skinned man belong
-to?" "A _Maltese_," said he, as if he never would stop sounding the
-ese, but he added the "I believe." I afterwards found out that he was
-some of the Canary Island's stock; but the best of the stock. A
-beautiful French girl held him by the hind part of his coat with her
-left hand, whilst she held with her right his hand, lest he might go
-off in his glee, "half shot." She was also afraid that some
-interested lady might take better care of him than herself. He was
-fashionably dressed, and in Paris, as a nabob, His actions
-represented some rich man's foolish son.
-
-I swear by my father's head, I see a live Turk! Turban! sack hanging
-between his legs, more empty than Falstaff's! one of the genuine
-breed that followed Saladin to the plains of Palestine and stood
-before Richard's battle-axe with his scimitar! one of the head
-choppers of Christians! Perhaps the next will be the amiable
-countenance of "Blue Beard." The old Turk and his beard is trying to
-dance, but his bag won't let him. He is let down, and goes off the
-track. He is now mixing some oakum with tobacco. Now he is looking
-on, like a poor boy at a frolic--yes! he would if he could. I am sure
-his first duty to-morrow will be to hunt a mosque and give up
-dancing. He is leaving and trying to get his money back.
-
-I walked round on the opposite side, and saw several other
-incomprehensibles. "What tall, fine looking, yellow skinned man is
-that, Oscar, with that tall lady standing looking on?" "That, sir,"
-said he, "is a very rich quadroon from Louisiana, I believe New
-Orleans. He lives at No. 4, _Boulevard Possoniere_, when he is in
-town, but he has his country residence nine miles in the country. He
-has a very handsome French lady for a wife, and it is said he left
-New Orleans on account of their prejudice to color. He is a very
-popular man here, and is said to be worth $150,000." Just then I saw
-Mr. Holbrook, of the New Orleans Picayune, and Mr. Fellowes of the
-firm of Fellowes & Co., step up to this man and shake him warmly by
-the hand, and said, "Mr. Cordevoille, don't you know me? I patronized
-your tailor's shop five or six years." Cordevoille had been the
-largest tailorizer in the South, and accumulated a large fortune, and
-sold out to his partner, Mr. Lacroix, who still is carrying on the
-firm under the name and style of Cordevoille & Lacroix. Mr.
-Cordevoille was looking the very picture of a gentleman; he seemed to
-be a great object of respect to those that spoke to the lady he was
-conversing with in the French tongue. He reminded me more of Prince
-Albert in his manners than any other person around. Had his face not
-been pock marked, he would have conveyed a conception of an inferior
-Appollo; his _tout ensemble_ had as many brilliant cuts of a true
-gentleman's conduct, as the single diamond he wore. After some
-enquiry about New Orleans, he invited some American gentlemen to his
-country seat; it was to be on the following day, and they being high
-toned gentlemen of sense, they accepted, not so much for pleasure
-and information, as for giving Mr. Cordevoille to understand that
-they understood the duty of gentlemen; no doubt they felt that if
-they refused, Mr. Cordevoille might feel the weight of such a
-refusal. They agreed also to stay all night, which invitation had
-been extended by Mr. Cordevoille. Lest it be a censure on these
-gentlemen, I refrain from going any further with a subject so
-delicate.
-
-I now walked under the roof of a very extensive hall; in it was all
-kinds of refreshments. All one side of the hall was a door, so that
-when the crowd in the garden was likely to be overtaken by a shower,
-dancing went on in there. Immense crowds were seated about at tables
-smoking, and discussing politics, but not one gentleman had his foot
-on the table, except an American quietly seated in one corner in a
-profound soliloquy. He was chewing tobacco. I did'nt stop to see
-where he spit, for fear he might claim nationality. I learned that
-several of the quietly seated, were members of the National Assembly.
-It was now getting late, and gentlemen that had pretty mates were
-going through the gates in compact succession. Why gentlemen with
-pretty mates could not stay to the last was a mystery to me. But to
-solve that mystery I followed the crowd, and discovered that the
-nearer they got home, the more affectionate they got.
-
-The most of these couples would stop at the first _cafe_ and call for
-their _tass du coffee_ and _vere d'eau de vie_ (cup of coffee and
-glass of brandy). They would set the brandy on fire and burn the
-spirits out, and then pour it into the coffee. As soon as they began
-to feel the effects of this pleasant nourishment, they would move
-again for home.
-
-At 11 o'clock at night carriages were running in all directions from
-Balls, Theatres, Operas, Museums, Concerts, Soirees, Dancing Schools,
-and more amusements than could be named in one article.
-
-I went to the hotel, seeking my own amusement. I could not conjecture
-a more comfortable place than the house I roomed at, after seeing all
-this night's bustle. Even if I could not find my own room, I was in
-the house of acquaintances.
-
-I went to the room of an acquaintance, and talked and lingered in
-agreeable conversation and amusement until near day. I approached my
-own chamber, and found that whilst I was out helping to make a city
-of dissipators, Elvereta had been to my room and arranged my wardrobe
-_comme foi_. This ends my "first night in Paris."
-
-
-
-
-I MUST ROVE AWAY FROM PARIS.
-
-
-Here is the middle of August, nearly a month of uninterrupted sight
-seeing has passed away, and my curiosity is surfeited. I am now on
-the eve of roving away to "the hilly Oberland," where I will tire my
-limbs on the rocky Alps, and crave the comfort I here have enjoyed. I
-know I am but leaving Paris to enjoy the anxiety to get back.
-
-Four days are gone by, and I have spent half a day at Chalon, and one
-at Lyons, the "silk city." In this last half a day, I saw more
-manufactories than I ever saw in one town. It is said that machines
-to the enormous power of two hundred horse, are in some of these
-factories. From 50 to 60,000 hands are engaged in manufacturing silk
-daily. This is a very rich looking city, and must indeed, be very
-rich. It is no doubt an older city than Paris. If a man was brought
-here blindfolded, after beholding its magnificence and wealth, he
-might easily be led to believe he was at the Capitol of France.
-
-Another day is gone, and finds me not less fleeting. I am away up the
-Rhone, at "_Aix le Bain_." This romantic little town of a few
-thousand inhabitants, has the celebrity of chronology of 700 years
-before the Christian era. It points to some warm baths, which it is
-named after, as its grey hairs; and of which was its phoenix. The
-Romans built it up on account of its feasibility of becoming a
-"national bath tub" of Gaul. Under the ground, as far as the ambition
-of a Roman chooses to go, these baths could be made profitable. There
-are now from eight to ten stone walled rooms, where all a man has to
-do to put the bath in readiness, is to open the door.
-
-Some 200 or 300 Frenchmen were here passing away the summer, enjoying
-themselves fishing, dancing and gaming, for there is a very rich bank
-in a splendid Casino, to draw that class of France that live on
-excitement, I saw one American here who was broke. He wanted to
-relate his misfortunes to me, but I did not wish to hear them, as I
-was well posted before he tried to post me.
-
-I am intercepted on all sides, as I step off the steps of the hotel,
-by donkey boys, who are indeed anxious to have me take a ride to a
-little old city not far away, but in Savoy. It is impossible to tell
-a good donkey from a bad one by his looks, and each boy assures me
-that his donkey is the best in Aix. By way of proving it to me, he
-gives me the word of an American that rode him the summer before; but
-were I an Englishman instead of what he took me to be, he would have
-had other testimonials more influential. But what these little good
-natured plagues say is true, so far as the words of their patrons are
-to be trusted; it would be very indecorous to ride his little donkey
-three or four miles and have the little owner to run along behind all
-the time and whip and beat the poor donkey, and then get off and walk
-in without saying he was a "good donkey," "the best you ever saw."
-That pleases the little fellows. His donkey is worth 5 or $6, and to
-run down his little stock, would be no part of a gentleman.
-
-August is not yet gone, but I am a long way from Paris. Here I am, at
-the "City of Watches," Geneva, and lake Leman. Never did a better
-opportunity present itself to man, to make a good impression, than
-this beautiful day presents Geneva to me, her visitor. Not a cloud
-intervenes to Mount Blanc's snow clad peak, fifty odd miles away, and
-it looks as if it was merely over yonder hill, to the right of
-Byron's house, which is not two miles away. It reminds me of a still
-cloud, over a sun-set that indicates fair weather to-morrow. As Mount
-Blanc is covered with snow here in August, it makes another mountain
-of a lesser height that lies between here and Mount Blanc, appear as
-if its top was painted red. Mount Blanc, standing beyond, with her
-white capped peak, through the intervening heat of this hot day, the
-small one may well resemble a fiery painted mountain. This is the
-edge of Switzerland, and still the French is the prevalent language,
-which language seems destined to be universal throughout Europe.
-
-After looking over some of the watch factories, I went to Mount Blanc
-on horses, and stayed two days at the a city at its base, and went
-across the country to Vevey, a small town on lake Leman. To my
-astonishment I saw two Americans here. One was Dr. Elliot, of
-Louisville, Ky., and the other Mr. N., of New Orleans. The old Dr.
-was very glad to see me. He and I had been sick companions together
-on the steamship Africa, where and when we both wished that we had
-never heard of Europe, but now that we were out of the slough, and
-traveling over the Republican land of Wm. Tell in the very best
-health and spirits, and like the roe and buck, we were happy in these
-Highlands.
-
-Vevey is a very handsomely situated village, one would not forget it
-after seeing its picturesque groups of vineyards and rustic huts,
-interspersed with fairy-like palaces. It is a lively little place,
-and a great many English and rich Switzers come here in the dog days
-of summer.
-
-After staying at Vevey a couple of days, I hired a carriage and
-plodded on over this hilly land to Switzerland's Capital, Bern. Bern
-is a very dull looking place, and most especially so for a Capitol.
-The second story of the houses hang over the pavement, so you can
-walk the town without getting wet. The language generally is German,
-so you see the close alliance of languages in Switzerland.
-
-Five days more; I am in the Great Oberland, among the towering Alps.
-I traversed the whole of the valley of Interlaken, to the almost
-hidden village of Interlaken. The hotels are all small, generally not
-more than ten rooms, and are called pensions; queer name to create
-an appetite with.
-
-English come here in summer for cheap living; there is also some
-Americans with patience enough to stay a short time and strengthen
-their means, that are most too frequently consumed at Paris,
-Brussels, or Vienna. As you leave the village to take a tour in a
-carriage up the great valley, you pass the ruins of an ancient
-castle, which once was the court of an ancient and noble race, whose
-ancestors are not to be traced, whose names was Unspunnin. A young
-knight belonging to another court scaled the walls and stole away
-Ida, the last male descendant's daughter, and made her his bride.
-Many years of bloody strife followed, after which the young knight
-came forth to Burkard, the lord of this castle and father of Ida,
-with his infant son in his arms and offered himself up, when the old
-man went into tears and made Rudolph's infant son heir of his
-numerous estates.
-
-Farther up the valley a place is pointed out where a great murder was
-committed, and a noble young knight was the doer of the deed. He
-could never rest afterwards, so he fled from the sight of man, and
-has never been heard of since. In the immense vallies of perpetual
-glaciers, the snow has lain for thousands of years, and where the
-mountains drip upon the glaciers below, crevasses are made through
-and under. It is supposed that this knight crept into one of these
-and there froze up his heart, unseen by father, mother, sister,
-brother, friend or acquaintance.
-
-This part of Switzerland is unlike any other part. It is nothing but
-mountains and small lakes. The lakes are as apt to be found on the
-tops of mountains as in vallies. From these large basins of water on
-top of mountains, are crevasses running through side rocks, and
-falling off makes the crevasses through and under the glaciers as I
-have described.
-
-But here is a specimen of the intelligence of the Switzers of olden
-time. It is a little old town with a wall round it, and a hill close
-up to the wall all round. The walls could have done no more good than
-the hill if there was any spunk in the builders. The lake of Lucern
-comes up to this bigoted little spot. Its appelation is in honor of
-this important lake of catfish and suckers. It has a piece of art,
-too, a lion sculptured in the side of a rock outside the walls. It is
-the most natural artificial lion I ever saw. Here is Zurich, the
-prettiest city in Switzerland, notwithstanding Byron's praise of
-Geneva. Here is the famed "Zurich waters." The people here have not
-that staring stupidity so characteristic of the Swiss in other towns.
-They are all going along about their business as if they had lived
-among strangers all their lives. It is a thriving town, and they
-manufacture silks here on quite an extensive scale. In conclusion,
-Switzerland is a Republic, and all parts, except the ruggedest
-mountains, is in the highest state of cultivation. Wine and wheat
-are among their chief studies. They are devout christians. Every mile
-of their highways there is an image of the Son of Mary hung high up
-by the roadside, denoting his suffering, patience and forbearance.
-The Swiss are not a homely people. Their country is too mountainous
-for railroads.
-
-
-
-
-SPICY TOWNS IN GERMANY.
-
-
-Having passed over the borders of Switzerland and Germany, and
-through the first German town, called Friedsburg, I will linger a
-while at Strasborg. It was once the Capitol of many provinces. In
-times gone by, many centuries ago, it was called the Roman's
-"Argentoratum," and experienced more than a few of the miseries of
-war. The tallest piece of monumental art the world ever had recorded
-on the pages of its Chronology, not even the Tower of Babel excepted,
-is here in this city of over two thousand years old. Its name is the
-Munster, and ought to have been Monster. It is a Church, and was
-three hundred years in process of erection. It is 474 feet from the
-earth, and to give a clearer perception of its height, it is 24 feet
-higher than the Pyramids of Egypt. In it is that famous clock, made
-three hundred years ago, which runs yet. This clock might justly have
-an other half added to its name, _clock_. Many people flock there
-every day to see its manoeuvres. At 12 o'clock, or a few minutes
-before twelve, wooden men, representing the Apostles or Priests, come
-out of the clock, and some inferior personages also, and march a
-short distance and waits a few minutes to be warned of the hour,
-then this waited for moment is signalized by a brass cock coming out
-of the clock on the other side, which flaps its wings three times and
-crows, after which this group of old men returns to their vestry of
-study or seclusion, and the clock clicks on as it has done for three
-hundred years, and the crowd disperses.
-
-The streets are crowded with soldiers, as in Paris, and the ladies go
-about the streets holding up their dresses just the right height to
-attract attention.
-
-The rain is over, and there is no more attraction in the spicy town
-of Strasborg, so I am going to Baden Baden, the spiciest gambling
-place in Europe. In the Park is a great large building in the shape
-of a country stable, but full of splendor, called a Casino or
-conversation room, and this conspicuous appellation is conspicuously
-written on the front of the building. In this open hall--open to
-all--is gambling hours between each meal. The great gambling table is
-in the centre with numerous stools, such as are to be found in
-Stuarts, or any other fashionable Dry Goods store in America. On
-these stools are all classes of society that like excitement--dukes,
-earls, marquises, barons, knights, valets, and even liveried
-coachmen, betting from 5 francs to 10,000 francs. While I was in the
-Casino the Prince of Prussia broke the bank. Only thirty thousand
-francs is allowed in the Bank at once, and if broken no more business
-or amusement goes on that day in that Cassino; but there are others
-dealing on the same platform.
-
-It is quite amusing to see the anxiety written on the brow of
-players, and to see the expression of disinterested persons, which we
-in America term "stuck on the game." I have seen more excruciating
-pain come from an outsider by the loss of some pile of gold, than I
-ever saw come from the expression of the loser. Here comes a Count
-who has been betting and losing on another bank, and he came to
-change his luck. He threw down his last thousand and it won; he let
-it all stand on the red, and this time it all goes into the bank. He
-exclaims, "that's my luck." Then the outsiders would cast an eye of
-pity on him, and say, he might have known that he would lose it, when
-the very reason they were not betting, was, they were broke on the
-same bank perhaps a week ago. I see six beautiful noble ladies
-betting, with their money snugly piled up before them. Their bets
-generally range from twenty to one hundred francs. But the most
-amusing part of this crowd's entertainment is, the airs that the
-money scampers put on. If a lady or gentleman should win, he pays it
-with an air of nonchalence and great pleasure; but if he wins, which
-he is sure to do in the end, he looks very melancholy, as if it were
-the result of accident, and in his opinion it was very vulgar for the
-bank to win. I put down a five franc piece, it won; I let the ten
-stand, it won; I let the twenty stand, it won; I moved it, and it
-lost, and I quit. He attempted to console me by saying I ought to
-have let it stand where it was, "what do you bet on now sir," said
-he; I don't bet any more said I, I have already lost five francs. He
-took me to be a green Yankee and said no more to me. Another amusing
-sight was there; it was two more broken American youths, who said
-they were waiting for Mr. Peabody to forward them money, and was
-"sound on the borry." I did'nt pride myself much here on my
-nationality, lest I would have some unprofitable fame. One of them
-owed two weeks' board in the British Hotel. He was mighty polite when
-he met me in company, and placed me under the truly painful necessity
-of being introduced to some person of note whom he had himself been a
-bore upon. He asked me if I was acquainted with the Grand Duke, at
-the same time looking over the heads of the players, as if he would
-call him if he could only get his eye on him. Then he insisted on my
-going down to the other Bank, where the chances were better, and
-where the Grand Duke of Baden would most likely be. I declined all
-invitations, and got a carriage and went out of town to see the ruins
-of the Erhreinstein Castle.
-
-Having returned and paid my bill, I left this little German town to
-go to Heidelburg, where once dwelled a good Castilian, Frederick the
-1st, of the Palatinate.
-
-James lived between Baden Baden and Heidelberg two or three years,
-and wrote the two following novels, which gives a better history of
-these, the Castles of Heidelberg and Erhreinstein, than any other
-history gives or can be obtained at present. He lived at Carlsruth.
-The Grand Duke lives at Baden Baden, and Carlsruth, and Heidelberg,
-and he is here now at Heidelberg, and was here when my American
-friend was hunting him in the Casino.
-
-Tilly, the great French general, blew up the front side of this
-castle in 1620, since which all its magnificence has been known but
-as tradition. The picture gallery still remains perfect, that is to
-say, some wings of it. There is many talented artists now grouped
-about in its rural halls, for the grass has grown up in them, taking
-copies of these splendid pictures. The city of Heidelberg which this
-castle overlooks, is quite a large city for a German interior town. I
-was told by my landlord that its population was upwards of 60,000.
-The cellar of the old ruins still contains its wine casks. I saw one
-cask or vat said to hold 60,000 bottles of wine. Ten men can dine
-round a King Arthur's round table on its head. In the cellar is the
-statue of one of King Frederick's fools, with one side of his face
-painted green and one half of his hair red, whilst the other is not.
-He drank eighteen bottles of wine each day and lived one hundred
-years. Father Matthew never heard of that juice of such admirable
-longevity, or it would have clapped the cap on his spouting
-eloquence. German towns are spicy towns. Outside of the city, just
-across the Necker, is to be two duels to-day with short swords, and
-they fight duels on that duelling ground every day, either students
-or other citizens. It is considered a small gladiatorial arena. The
-Grand Duke is about to leave for Carlsruth, and the people are
-parading with great glee. Children women and men are crowding the
-gates in solid batallions; you would think old Zack had come to town.
-
-I am dizzy with reflections of these fast little towns of Germany. As
-I whirl along now towards the cradle of the Rothschild's my brain is
-rocking its reflective matter from the canton of the quiet and
-religious Swiss here to the burghers of this profane people. But here
-I am, in the independent little territory of the Duchess of
-Darmstadt. Each mile-post is painted barber-pole style. This Duchess
-is better known as the Duchess of Nassau. The cars stopped at
-Darmstadt, and if a good big southern barber's shop had been here the
-people all would have gone in it instead of Darmstadt by mistake. The
-gates are barberified in its style of designation.
-
-I saw an American looking out of the cars at these posts until he
-felt his beard. All at once he threw himself back in his seat, as if
-he thought the country was too dull to look at, and of course
-impossible to produce anything sharp enough to take off beards.
-
-Frankfort may be strictly termed the capitol of Germany; because all
-the German Princes meet here once a year and hold a conference on the
-great topics of interest to the whole German people. This gathering
-is called the Diet. This Diet enacts for the German principalities,
-some of the most wholesome and sound logical laws that comes from the
-parliament of any nation of these modern times. Frankfort has
-produced the most sagacious merchants the world ever knew. I have
-just been to look at Goethe's house. It has stood the scathing
-weather of the main for five hundred years, but none of the
-calamities of time have laid their fingers upon it, save a slight
-decay.
-
-"Frankfort on the Oder" must not be misconstrued so as to convey an
-idea of this Frankfort. This is generally designated as Frankfort on
-the Main. It is a town full of high spirited people, and lively as
-crickets, but less sedate. Business is always good here. Each man is
-in some degree possessed with the ambition of a Rothschild. I am
-going to see the house of the primitive Rothschild, and then off to
-the Rhine.
-
-Here I am at Mainz, on the banks of the Rhine. Looking at my ticket
-down the Rhine, I see this is the 17th of September, but the weather
-indicates summer time. This old, dead, but vast town, has the
-distinction allotted to it of producing the first book printer.
-
-I will not attempt, as most chroniclers, to describe the impression
-the legend river of Europe made on me; suffice it to say that, on
-every peak, and that is saying a good deal, is the ruins of tyrants,
-and every hole that is made through these turrets, sends out a woeful
-wisp of a "Blue Beard's wrath," that quickens the pulse of a modern
-civilian.
-
-I am now in town, at a great hotel, called Disch. Here is a very old
-city, and in old times Roman emperors were proclaimed here. The wife
-of Germanicus, Aggrippa, the mother of the tyrant that "fiddled"
-whilst Rome was burning, was born here. In this city is a church
-which has already cost four millions of florins, and is not finished
-yet. In this church is one of the most imposing pieces of splendor
-the eye of man ever gazed on. Inside of this case of jewels is three
-skulls filled with jewels. They glitter about in the nose and eyes
-and ears like moving maggots, and causes man to gaze with amazement
-upon the peculiarities of the people of German towns. Its name is
-Cologne. Its modern merit is its production of Colognes, not little
-towns, but the fluid possessing requisite qualifications of
-admittance to the private apartment of the sweetest virgin.
-
-I must now bring this chapter to a close and go down among the
-Dutch.
-
-
-
-
-DOWN AMONG THE DUTCH.
-
-
-Having been disappointed in seeing a magnificent city, and smelling
-one, I am rapidly running down the Rhine to the Netherlands--Holland
-among the Dutch. These boats are hardly worth mentioning, more than
-to say they have steam and a crew. The crew are very stupid looking;
-mind you I say stupid looking, but I don't mean to say they are
-stupid. They have nothing to say or do with the passengers. They
-don't leave their watch and come to the cabin to sit a minute and
-talk with passengers, and occasionally "take a hand" at a game, as
-they do on our inferior boats running the Yazoo, Arkansas, Red and
-Black River, until the boiler hisses, or the boat snags. They are
-slow but sure.
-
-In the cabin, which is below, is a sufficient number of small tables
-in restaurant style, and whoever eats does it _a la carte_. If you
-eat what is worth only fifteen grochens, you only pay fifteen
-grochens; but, if you eat one hundred grochens' worth, you will pay
-one hundred grochens; not one cent over or under is required, for the
-Dutch, as a class, are a reasonable, just and inoffensive people,
-therefore wish nothing but fair understanding and dealing. They
-always keep an interpreter on a cheap scale, to enable them to get
-along without difficulty. He was either a waiter, dish washer or
-potato-peeler, but on a no more expensive scale. They are the last
-people I am acquainted with to count unhatched chickens.
-
-Captain Husenhork, I understand, is a gentleman and a good humored
-man, but the eye of a lynx would have a task to catch a smile upon
-his hickory countenance. He brought an old Dutch musket on deck for
-me to amuse myself with, shooting at snipe along the dykes. I shot
-into their midst several times, but they all flew up, circled around
-and lit at the same place. I never before saw so many of this style
-or genera of bird. Their bills was the most conspicuous part of them.
-
-The boat is now turning to land at a pretty large town called
-Arnheim; but Holland is so low that a man cannot see the spires of a
-city until he enters its walls.
-
-Holland is one vast marsh. It is dyked so as to drain each acre, but
-it is the richest soil in Europe, and its productiveness is so
-profitable that its owners would not swop it for the land of Goshen.
-It has nourished a people that seem to be well adapted to its nature;
-the forbearance of the Dutch people is not to be equalled by any. The
-labor required to till such soil as Holland's, has been the best
-friend to the Hollanders, for no people on the earth enjoys the labor
-as does a Holland farmer, and no people could make it so profitable.
-In taking a hack ride a few miles in the country around Arnheim, I
-can say the nurseries are unsurpassed by Switzerland, the Hanse
-States, or France.
-
-Having gossiped in Arnheim two days, I called for my bill, paid it,
-packed my trunk for Amsterdam. Wine being such an extravagant item I
-thought I would enquire into it, as I might get some information why
-it was so much more in Holland than the other parts of the Rhine. I
-found that wine was an imported liquor, consequently, the duty made
-the difference between wine on that side of the Rhine and the other.
-A swilly beer is most universally the beverage of the Netherlands.
-The clerk supposing that I was not satisfied with the length of my
-bill, took it in his inspection and examined it carefully, and said,
-"Sir, you eat snipe." "Well is that any reason you should make my
-bill like a snipes?" "Yes sir," said he, "it is extra." "All right,
-sir, I did not ask you about any part of the bill except wine." Next
-day I was in Amsterdam, the wealthiest city of Holland. It is a city
-of canals; they run through all the main parts of the town, leaving a
-large side-walk on each side. Some pretty large ships are in the
-heart of the town. Bridges run across the canals, but they revolve on
-hinges and are easily turned.
-
-The gayest time of Amsterdam is dead winter. Then the Zuyder Zee and
-all its canals are frozen over, when ladies and gentlemen are skating
-night and day. Vessels sail charmingly on the ice, but their bottoms
-are made for the ice instead of water. Balls and pic-nic parties are
-numerous in winter. The Amsterdam ladies are all healthy looking. I
-saw half a dozen ladies yesterday shooting snipe, when I rode out to
-Saandam. They had on nice little boots and moved among the high grass
-like skilful hunters. At Saandam I registered my name in the little
-"book of names," in the house of Peter the Great, Emperor of Russia.
-He ran away from Russia and came here and rented this little house
-with only two rooms, and lived in poverty here, to learn to build
-ships. Hollandaise builders worked with him a year at a time, but
-knew not that it was Peter the Great, of the Russias. The little
-frame hut is three hundred years old, but has been preserved on
-account of its strange and novel history.
-
-26th of September, and I am at the capitol of Holland, The Hague. The
-King lives here, about a quarter of a mile from my hotel, the
-"Bellevue." But I just dined with a King. The father of the Queen is
-the old King of Wurtemburg, and he is putting up here, and we have a
-guard of honor at our door. He is going out--he bows to me.
-
-
-
-
-COL. FELLOWES LEARNING DUTCH.
-
-
-I must now introduce the reader to an American "merchant Prince,"
-better known by his associates as the "Prince of Good Fellows." This
-is Cornelius Fellowes, of the respectable firm of Messrs. Fellowes &
-Co., of New Orleans, La. He is rather more than a medium size man,
-and straight as an exclamation point, with handsome limbs. He cannot
-be justly termed handsome, without adding _man_. His face was the
-color of a last year's red apple all free from decay; his hair is
-light for black, and not very thick on top, and he is aged 48 years.
-He is no politician, statesman, or orator, but as a business man, he
-is "sound on the goose." I know of no man that could settle business
-disagreements to the entire satisfaction of both, better than Mr.
-Fellowes. He would have made a profound judge, his heart and talent
-alike is so justly qualified. He is a very liberal and extravagant
-man, more so than any man I am acquainted with, but he is by no means
-a benevolent man; I don't mean to say that he is stingy, for he is
-not, but I mean to indicate that he always has some original idea of
-his own to make him give; for example, if a group of little ragged
-girls come around him begging, he will instantly feel his pockets,
-and take out all the change, but the most of it would go into the
-hands of the prettiest or cleanest, at the same time saying, "this is
-a pretty little girl," and if there is any left they will be sure to
-get the remainder. Or if a group of little boys are the beggars, he
-will give the most to the smartest, and exclaim, "he is a smart
-little fellow." And sometimes he is conscious of this partiality, and
-tries to evade it by throwing the coin among the boys to see them
-scuffle for it, but this trait of his is so marked, that he will be
-sure to throw it on his favorite's head, and if he fails to catch it,
-it is a sure sign of another chance for the boys. He laughs heartily
-when his boy catches it, as if it done his soul good. He is so proud,
-or haughty, or perhaps I had better say, naturally aristocratic, that
-he can descend from his sphere to vulgar without knowing it, and
-joke, laugh, and even offer some of his drink, but if you forget
-yourself, he will recollect himself. He can treat a free colored man
-as polite as he can a poor white one, and a class that are below them
-must be in his estimation what they are.
-
-He is a man with no enemies; I don't believe he has one, and he
-himself hates no man, and in fact is always happy, jovial, and
-scarcely ever disappointed with his calculations of things and
-people. Whatever the Col. does, he does well, but he always puts it
-off until it can be delayed no longer. If he makes up his mind that
-he must go up the river, and look in the affairs of his agents or
-debters, he will appoint next week, but four or five weeks will
-follow in succession, but as next week must eventually come, he
-battles with that until the last day. Saturday he leaves on the last
-boat, and, is his most interested partner abler than another man to
-tell when he will ever turn his face home, or whether he will stop at
-Natchez, or Memphis, for what convinced him at 2 o'clock Saturday
-that he had better get off that evening, was as much the departure of
-his friends on that boat, as the conviction that these affairs of his
-must be looked into. When he wants a partner in any of his various
-traffics, he never looks for a man with capital, but one that
-understands what his views are, and would feel an aspiring interest,
-so much so as to devote all his time and talent and scrutiny to its
-development of prosperity in the end, if not at first. His object
-seems more the perfection of the business than its profits; but at
-the end of the year of business, which is the first day of September,
-if there is no profit, and he is not very deeply in, he will not be
-inclined to risk much, but he sticks like a leech, and this year must
-pay the loss of last. He will bleed some branch of this business
-before he lets go. The balance sheet of the firm of Messrs. Fellowes
-and Co., foots per annum about $140,000 to $170,000 profit; but if he
-lost by giving up some of his planters that have made a good crop,
-$10,000, he thinks that he managed badly, and goes about finding who
-they are connected with, and whether they wish to come back again. He
-will now furnish them with more means than he refused them when they
-left him. No man can get along with a planter better than Cornelius
-Fellowes; for he considers a planter, or slave holder, his equal in
-every particular; consequently feels himself at home with them. A
-planter looks at a merchant as his agent until they become the
-leading houses in their community, then they are honored in having
-the great merchant to stay a few days and hunt. But when they go to
-New Orleans they expect to be waited on by the merchant, when to
-their great disgust, the merchant sends his clerk to look after their
-wants; and the merchant, instead of persuading them to come and put
-up at his house, or dine with him, has other friends more congenial
-to his taste and dignity, than the planter with his Sunday suit of
-store made clothes. But as Mr. Fellowes never cares much for looks or
-position, and as he is an old bachelor and never had a house, and a
-slave holder is his equal, he hesitates not to go to the ladies
-ordinary and order his seat at table, and call on the rustic
-gentleman and family to dine with him, where they drink such wine as
-they would most likely take at home for stump water and cider. But
-this familiarity will tell upon the nerves of Mr. Fellowes, for he
-does not like to feel himself obliged to do any thing, and they will,
-in this good mood, invite him to the opera, theatre, or most likely
-the circus. Now this stumps his benevolent feelings to those who
-need no benevolence; he has his club mates, or the gaieties of
-Orleans to meet, where are to be found the very men he must touch
-glasses or whif a cigar with. He is now puzzled. He will let them
-know before dark, but will have their tickets for them already. He
-surely will be found missing; he says to himself "it will not do to
-refuse them without a good and plausable excuse," therefore he plans
-in his mind. He calls on one of his numerous clerks, and requests him
-to take an amount of money and go and buy so many tickets, and
-requests him further to call on Mr. Brown, and make an excuse, and
-offer to accompany him and the ladies to the amusement in view. These
-rich, bustle-dressed, young girls are diamonds in the eyes of young
-clerks; and young clerks in the best houses are Adonises to what
-these girls are used to. They soon become agreeable, and when they
-return home, Sam Smith, their next neighbor, is treated as he
-deserves to be by civilized beings. Soon after a letter comes to Mr.
-Clerk from this plantation, with a lady's scrawl, care Fellowes &
-Co., and Mr Fellowes delights to find that his suggestion of this
-young man met the entire approbation of the favorite of the old
-farmer. The fact is Mr. Fellowes can kill more birds with one stroke
-of his policy, than any other man that studies so little. Mr.
-Fellowes is never in so bad a humour as when he treats one kindly,
-and it is unkindly returned, to illustrate this, I must drop this
-epitome of his history, and carry the reader to the Capitol of
-Holland, where Mr. Fellowes is trying to learn something of this
-slow and easy people. He was smoking his segar when the King of
-Wurtimburg went out, but took no notice of him, because he was
-engaged with a group of beggar boys, throwing stivers at them. An
-English gentleman that had lived in the Indies, was by us, and we had
-travelled on the Rhine together. "Let us go down to the sea, five
-miles off, and see the Dutch fisheries. I understand they are
-extensively engaged in fishing, Mr. Grant," said Col. Fellowes. "I
-have been there, Mr. Fellowes," said the Englishman, "but will go
-again with you, though I know you will be annoyed with these plagued
-beggars." "O," said Mr. Fellowes, "I like to see them, with their
-large wooden shoes, jumping after the grochens, and further, they are
-a great people, and I wish to find out a great deal about their
-habits and manners; I think I shall stay here a week." The fame of
-the Col. had reached the remotest corner of the Hague, and squads of
-two and three were seen in all directions coming to the Bellevue
-House. Here our lacquey brought before the door a fine turnout, and
-he jumped in and drove away like a prince, whilst they followed on
-all sides, some hundreds of yards, like Fallstaff's soldiers, ready
-to run from any one they found they were close to that knew them
-except their abject leader. In a few moments we were down on the
-North sea. It was very cold down on the beach, but fishermen were
-walking in the sea from their smacks, with hamper baskets full of all
-kinds of fish. Their vessels that had been two days seining, was
-full of fish, but as these vessels could get no nearer than a quarter
-of a mile to land, they always fill their bushel basket, and shoulder
-it, and walk through the surging waves on the beach, on whose sand
-was pyramids of fish piled up, to be sold at a zwanzich bushels
-(about 25 cents). Sometimes they would disappear in the waves with
-the fish, but would appear soon again nearer shore, plodding on
-patiently.
-
-Whilst Col. Fellowes was reading a description of this fish point,
-the lacquey explained a conversation he had with six or seven beggars
-off a rod from us. He said they were anxious to know who we three
-fellows were, and had dubbed Mr. Fellowes "Count of New York." I was
-son of the Count, and would eventually become Count of the Amsterdam,
-of the Empire state. Mr. Grant was dignified with the royal
-appellation of "Duke of Brunswick." They certainly found more curious
-matter in the polish of our glazed boots, than we did at their large
-wooden trotters, that at every step rattled against the others, who
-stood so close together as to form a bouquet of dirty Dutch heads of
-various colors.
-
-Having informed Mr. Fellowes of his new made honor, he laughed
-heartily, and called them nearer to corroborate the information that
-they had been so lucky to find out, by throwing among them some of
-his revenue of the city named after their great Amsterdam. The Col.
-threw stavers and grochens until he astonished the natives. Some
-jumped clear over other's heads. Now the Col. was in his glory. This
-was Friday, and they had'nt eaten anything, but from their movements
-and agility, you would swear "they would make hay while the sun
-shines." Their strange movements was not only a signal for miles up
-the beach, but the fishermen had abandoned their smacks, and were
-coming through the surf, and under it. The Col. here run out of
-money, and called on my money bag, which was hanging under my arm
-like a bird bag, and was full of various coins, from Louis d' Or's of
-twenty franc pieces, to the smallest denominations. I gave small coin
-until I thought he had thrown away enough, and then cried broke. Mr.
-Grant and myself drew back from the Col., and he was beseiged. He
-told them he was broke, at the same time feeling all his pockets,
-whilst they was looking all around him for pockets he might overlook.
-About sixty or seventy had circled him, and we were laughing to
-ourselves because we saw he was vexed and felt himself in a dilemma.
-The little Dutch had almost fell down in the sand by his feet, and
-was feeling up his pantaloons leg to see if some was not dropping.
-One old honest Dutchman that had been carefully examining Mr.
-Fellowes coat tail, had come across his white handkerchief, and took
-it round in front and returned it. Here Mr. Fellowes showed tokens of
-fear, and he hallowed out, "Lacquey, why don't you take a stick and
-beat them off, don't you see they are robbing me?" "No sir, that
-handkerchief he thought was something that you had overlooked
-sticking to your clothes, and he brought it to your notice," said the
-lacquey. "Then tell them I am broke and drive them off." "Yes, sir,
-if I can." Here he went to work in earnest, explaining that the Count
-had run out of money but he had a plenty in the Bank, and they could
-get no more to-day. Then they went away about a rod and seemed buried
-in reflection. They started to come again, but the Col. backed, while
-the lacquey appealed to their reason by informing them that were it
-the king himself, he could not carry all his money with him. Mr.
-Fellowes shook himself and tried to put on a pleasing countenance,
-but we could not for our lives maintain our gravity at his lesson of
-familiarity while learning Dutch.
-
-We walked up the beach, and conversed on the subject of the North Sea
-and Sir John Franklin, when all of a sudden Mr. Fellowes called to
-the coachman to drive up. I looked around and saw the beggars coming.
-We lost no time in retreating. While passing through the gates of the
-city, I noticed a bronze lion placed in the position of a guardian
-over it. I said, what an awful condition Daniel must have been in
-when in the lion's den. "No worse," said the Col. "than I was in with
-the Dutch!" Here a boy opened a door on the Col.'s side, that he
-might descend. As the Col. stepped out, he alighted on the Dutchman's
-wooden shoe, and tripped himself up. As he picked himself up and
-moved towards the hotel door, he exclaimed in an under tone, d----n
-the Dutch.
-
-It must not be supposed that Mr. Fellowes meant any harm to the
-Dutch, but, they were not in his opinion, as agreeable as they might
-be. He left next day, although he intended staying a week "learning
-Dutch."
-
-
-
-
-ON! ON! TO WATERLOO.
-
-
-Without noting Rotterdam, Holland's lowest town, and Antwerp, an old
-Flemish town, I am at the carpet city of Belgium, Brussels, on my way
-to Waterloo. I have a little old lacquey I just hired and he is as
-cute as a mink. "All ready, sir," said he, "shall I drive you to the
-Palace or the Museum?" "No sir, on to Waterloo!" Here the hackman
-remonstrated--he was not engaged for twelve miles and only engaged
-inside the city walls, and would not go to Waterloo this cold wet day
-for less than twenty francs. "Go on, sir," said I, and he traversed
-the whole of the Brussels Boulevard before he passed the gates. Here
-we are at the battle-field where Wellington rose and Napoleon fell.
-Wellington conquered the master of the world. Byron says, in his Ode
-on Napoleon,--
-
- "'Tis done! but yesterday a king,
- And armed with kings to strive;
- And now thou art a nameless thing--
- So abject, yet alive"
-
-He continues:--
-
- "Is this the man with thousand thrones
- Who strewed our earth with hostile bones,
- And can he yet survive?
- Since he miscalled the morning star,
- Nor man nor fiend hath fallen so far."
-
-My guide was an old revolutionary soldier who was opposed to the
-Bourbons before the days of Charles the 10th. He fought in this
-bloody fray, and pleads up fool play on the part of Grouchy.
-
-Mr. Cotton's clerk sold me a copy of a book giving the details of
-this battle, which it took ten years to accumulate the matter for.
-Mr. Cotton was in the battle or close to it. In the centre of this
-field is now an immense mound, made with the bones of slain warriors.
-Small steps run up to its top, and Wellington is a monumental emblem
-seated on a horse moving over the field, apparently as natural as
-life, pinnacling this mound.
-
-Having rested my body by leaning on the leg of the horse, I listened
-to the harangue of this old man, whose jaws had crept into his mouth,
-which was void of teeth. He first pointed out the position of
-Grouchy, who was not in the battle, but was Napoleon's climaxing
-reserve, off miles in the distance. He now evidently felt some of the
-animating spirit of that great day, as, pointing in the same
-direction, he showed me the hill over which Blucher came, and made
-Napoleon believe that it was his own Grouchy. The old man quieted
-his feelings before proceeding farther. He assured me that Napoleon's
-heartstrings must have burst at this perfidious conduct of Grouchy.
-He believed that Grouchy was so angry with Napoleon for refusing to
-let him lead on the battle in the morning instead of French Generals
-and Marshals, that he sold himself to the allies. Grouchy was one of
-Napoleon's German Generals, and wanted the glory of a battle which,
-if lost, would bankrupt the French nation, as they had drained their
-coffers to support the ambition of its chief, which, no doubt, was
-the greatest general of modern times. The old soldier pointed off to
-the right of Blucher's march over the hill, to the French position of
-Belle Alliance, and referred to those hours of anxiety from the first
-evening Napoleon arrived there and saw the English in the distance,
-when he craved the power of Joshua to stop the sun that he might
-attack them that day, to the close of the battle, when he mounted his
-white steed and started to the carnage, that he might fall among the
-slain, and how he was checked by Marshal Soult, which Marshal is yet
-living, who said to Napoleon, "They will not slay you but take you
-prisoner," upon which he fled from the scene of desolation and
-mourning.
-
-The old soldier now turned languidly round to Hougomont, and there
-depicted some of the most daring fighting that ever a juvenile ear
-listened to. He said that Napoleon ordered Hougomont to be taken, and
-gave so many soldiers for that purpose. Hougomont is a long brick
-building, like an old fashioned barracks. It has a hedge of tall
-shrubbery in front, looking towards the battle plain. Thousands of
-English were stationed there with loop holes only a foot apart, so as
-to shoot down all attacks. When the French soldiers went towards the
-house to take it, they were shot down one upon another so fast that
-the few thousands sent against it were slain before they reached the
-hedge, where the French thought the fire came from. Word was sent to
-Napoleon that Hougomont could not be taken, and asking for an answer
-to the leader. Napoleon glanced once round the field, and said, "Tell
-him to take Hougomont," but he reinforced the leader, who said to his
-true soldiers, "Let us march up to die, the emperor says, take
-Hougomont." When these soldiers heard the orders of their emperor,
-they scuffled over the hedge to find the fire of their enemy, but to
-their great disappointment it came from the loopholes! but these
-daring veterans were not inclined to disobey the great emperor, who
-was no more a "little corporal." "They," says history, "marched up to
-the muzzles of the English muskets, and grappled with them till they
-sank beneath their wrath." Afterwards they took it, but could not
-keep it. They took it again and kept it some time, but finally left
-it in the hands of the enemy.
-
-The old man says there were all sorts of reports on the field the
-night after the battle concerning the emperor. One was, that he rode
-into the fight and fell with the old guard, who made a pyramid over
-his body trying to screen him from the blows which fell on him;
-others were, that Wellington had him in close confinement, and when
-this was told, thousands of mangled men that seemed to be living only
-to hear his fate, fell back and died the death that none can die but
-a soldier. Next day the news came to the living wounded, that
-Napoleon was on his way, if not at Fontainbleau, and the old soldiers
-sprang up on their broken limbs, and filled the air with _vive
-l'empereur, vive toujours_.
-
-Blucher and Wellington then commenced preparing to march on Paris and
-did. Blucher wanted to burn it but Wellington knew the revengeful
-spirit of the nation. He might have burned Paris as his allies
-wished, and, like Nero, fiddled while it burned, but all France would
-have been annihilated, or London razed to the earth.
-
-Napoleon sent to Paris to know the Cabinet's opinion of this awful
-disaster to her Treasury and dignity. Tallyrand who was at the head
-of affairs, advised him to stay away from Paris, for he bankrupted
-France, and therefore, must abdicate. Napoleon sent a faithful man to
-plead in favor of his son, but Tallyrand said he had cost France
-millions of souls, besides bankrupting her, and must leave
-unconditionally.
-
-Next morning this king of a hundred thrones rode out of Fontainbleau
-towards Dieppe. He went aboard an English vessel and said, "I am
-Napoleon." The old captain trembled as he saw the resemblance of
-that cold countenance, whose pictures filled even the hamlets of
-England. Struck with this importance, he untied his vessel, drew up
-his sail and steered to the admiral. Thus ends this Chapter as it did
-Napoleon, whose orders some days ago were, "On to Waterloo."
-
-
-
-
-THE BIAS OF MY TOUR.
-
-
-Here is Ghent. It is a large city, and a great many of the Brussells
-carpets are made here. There is no doubt it is as old a city as
-London. It is here the famous "Treaty of Ghent" was made by Henry
-Clay and John Adams. I have just been in their old residence, which,
-from appearances, must have been one of the best houses in Ghent. A
-good deal of silk is manufactured here even now. A great many Flemish
-families live here. The city supports an Opera, besides Theatres and
-other places of amusement. They are inclined to be Frenchy on the
-Sabbath. I went on the Sabbath to see a horse go up in a balloon.
-Three men, who paid a certain sum, took passage with the beast, and
-as he hung below the balloon, well strapped so he could not kick or
-agitate himself, these passengers were seated above; I hated it much,
-as the beast looked so melancholy and innocent. I had seen the same
-performance at Paris. It was not such a novelty to the horse as to
-me, for this was the same horse I had seen at Paris some time before.
-Away they went, upward like a cloud, in a hurry toward the sea, and
-were soon lost to our sight.
-
-Another day is gone and leaves me in Bruges; an old quiet city that
-figured much in the romantic affairs of Flanders. Bad hotels are
-plentiful here, with wise men to keep them, for if a man was to keep
-them better, he would soon have to keep none. We were the only
-occupants, or even strangers in town. And as we walked out to see its
-wonders, we found that our arrival had excited the curiosity of a
-hundred beggars. It is a characteristic trait of beggars, to keep
-quiet when they see a stranger in town, like a dog with his bone he
-wishes the picking of alone. But always betray themselves by waiting
-too long about the hotel where their victim resides. They generally
-watch the movement of the shrewdest beggar, and keep in his track.
-They most always keep themselves concealed from view, until they get
-their victim fairly launched; then with the sails of poverty, like
-boreas, they will follow him up till they drive his temper straight
-into the channel of charity, where we can only find safety in our
-acts of humanity. Here I was right for once, because I had procured
-an immense quantity of the smallest coin. I called them all up, and
-told the lacquey de place to tell them I would give them all I had,
-if they would cease to follow us, it was agreed, and I give him about
-half a pint of small coin to divide among them; he give it to a
-responsible one and they all followed him in counsel.
-
-I said in August on my departure from Paris, that I was leaving it to
-"enjoy the anxiety to get back." Now I am biasing my tour in
-verification of that expression. I am now close to Paris, and can go
-there to night. It is eleven o'clock at night, and I am at Paris. I
-am going to stay this winter, as I am getting used to the life here.
-Last night I arrived at the Hotel des Princes; the pretty little
-portress was glad to see me, and I felt at home. She asked me if I
-wanted a bottle of water with ice inside; she gave me all the news,
-and showed me a list of her American occupants, and said the Russian
-Princess was gone, not from Paris, but to private rooms. I put a five
-franc piece in her hand to convince her I was the same man in all
-particulars, and went to my room and looked around for Elverata, who
-used to arrange my wardrobe so nice and say, with neatness on her
-brow, "How do you like that, Mr. Dorr?" I did not see her and rang
-the bell, when a strange waiter came quickly and I enquired for
-Elverata; he satisfied the enquiry by saying he was only a few days
-there and could not say. I went to bed. Next morning I saw the shadow
-of a woman moving towards my drawer, I raised my weary head on my
-elbow and said, "Good morning, Elverata." The woman quietly passed
-out; I rose and dressed and went to enquire for unpretending
-Elverata, but like a plant under the cloud of night, I was seeking a
-tear, she was dead! and dead only one month, and everybody had
-forgotten her. I had difficulty in that vast hotel to make them
-understand who I was seeking. I asked what graveyard she was buried
-in, but that, like Elverata, was forgotten. I shall never see her
-again! she a good, honest, and religious girl; though nothing here
-below, in heaven she will be more than a _femme de chambre_. Some may
-well say,
-
- "Happy those who linger yet
- The steep ascent to climb,
- For jewels lie like treasures set
- Upon the breast of Time."
-
-
-
-
-COUP D'ETAT OF NAPOLEON III.
-
-
-On the morning of the 3d and 4th of Dec., the fate of Paris, like a
-stormy sea, was rocking to and fro in the minds of this versatile and
-fickle people.
-
-On the 2d of December, the morning after the ascent of the members of
-the National Assembly, I went to the Boulevards to see how the
-populace took this daring of the Presidents. The place was crowded
-with groups discussing the importance of this blow to their
-liberties. Old, white-headed men were making speeches in different
-places within sight. But while they were making speeches Louis
-Napoleon was at the Palace decreeing laws for this particular
-occasion, and he was not only in the Palace quelling the populace,
-but the very same day he rode through the Boulevards at the head of
-soldiers, and people shouted _vive l'empereur_. How and why they said
-this, when as yet they had none, remains to be seen. That night fifty
-or sixty thousand soldiers slept in the streets of Paris, and cavalry
-stood close to the side walk for miles without one single break of
-ranks. The soldiers had their rations carried to them. Next morning,
-the 3d, the rebels commenced their work of destruction in spite of
-the soldiers. The news came into Paris from all parts of France that
-a hundred thousand soldiers were rapidly marching to the assistance
-of the army and sustainance of the republic. But this did not
-intimidate the factions. The soldiers though now one hundred thousand
-strong, right in the city, they had to keep on the march, up one
-street and down another, to keep down the barricade builders. I saw a
-strong wall built across a street in a quarter of an hour. They go
-about peaceable in droves until they pass the soldiers and then with
-pickaxes and crowbars and all manner of iron implements dig up the
-flag-stones, door-sills and stone steps, and place them one upon
-another until they get them head high. They leave small apertures to
-poke their pistols and guns through, and therefrom they fight the
-soldiers who cannot, except by accident, shoot through the apertures.
-If the soldiers come down behind them to hem them in, they jump over
-the barricade and they are as well there as on the other side. But
-the soldiers are in a critical condition fighting barricaders,
-because they have their friends on the top of the houses and in each
-story, throwing down all manner of heavy things, such as pots,
-skillets, pans, chairs, beds, plates, dishes, tumblers and bottles on
-the heads of the soldiers until they are intimidated enough to stand
-from under. I saw one old orator leading the rebels up by the side
-of the soldiers and trying to persuade some of them to say they would
-not fire on the citizens if they were ordered. The captain of these
-troops told him if he did not leave off talking with the soldiers
-that he would have him shot. He would not, and was placed back
-against the wall and shot through.
-
-On the 4th, precisely at two o'clock, the firing of muskets and
-cannon were heard from all parts of the city of Paris. The cannon
-balls ran through whole blocks of buildings, but the destruction was
-not, as one might suppose, bustling but made clear, rounded holes of
-its own size, and passed on so rapid it left no bustling confusion.
-Where it touched, it done its work. When the firing commenced I was
-in the crowd on the _Boulevard des Italian_ with the crowd that was
-being shot at. Some fell, and I, with hundreds, ran over them. I
-fell, and a dozen or so leaped over me. Like a tangled rabbit I rose
-and went faster than ever. I ran down the _rue Lafitte_, trying to
-get into some of those large palace doorways, but all was firmly
-barred. Having run clear past my own house, No. 43, _rue Lafitte_, I
-only discovered my mistake by observing a squad of soldiers behind
-_l'eglise l'orette_, loading and firing over some dead bodies that
-had already fallen beneath their fire. Like a rabbit again, I took
-the back track, and my good old porter saw me from the third story,
-and descended and opened one foot of his _porte firme_, and said with
-a cheek flushed with fear, "_Entree vite_." I was about to kiss the
-old man, but he was not inclined to enjoy such a luxury, most
-especially as I had failed to take the advice he gave me the morning
-before, "_pas allez dans la rue_."
-
-About an hour after this the streets of Paris were as empty as a ball
-room after the festal scene. It is a wonderful sight to see the
-streets of Paris void of its moving mass of humanity. Like the
-streets of Pompeii, it reminds one of the victory of destruction.
-Paris looked as if it was mourning for those thousands that were
-fleetly moving on to eternity. Next day hundreds of ladies and
-gentlemen who were innocently killed, lay under a shed in Paris, to
-be recognized by their friends, and buried. You could not get close
-to them, not closer than ten feet, and then look along through the
-glass that kept you and the scent in your own places. There lay some
-of the gayest of Paris, with their fine kids on as they had fallen;
-their watches and diamonds denoted their bearing, while their
-countenances said in their expression, "in the midst of life we are
-in death."
-
-There can be no mistake but that these were people that were trying
-to get out of danger, but were overtaken ere they reached the barrier
-of safety.
-
-The poor horses in the streets of Paris looked round on the crowded
-and thronged streets with considerable amazement at man's
-convulsions. People, horses, birds, shops, and even the weather
-resembled the picture of discontent. The graceful hanging trees of
-the Champs Elysees, and Tuilleries, are disturbed by the bayonet, as
-the soldiers stand under them, for a sort of shield from the
-drizzling weather, while they keep the populace back from the
-National Assembly. The night after this awful contention of the
-people against the army, was as still and lonesome a one as ever the
-gay spirit of France was awed with. This night was as interesting to
-Frenchmen, as the 20th of January, 1793, the night before the
-execution of Louis the sixteenth, and which history describes thus:
-"Paris was, by the direction of the government, illuminated on the
-night of the 20th, and no person was permitted to go at large in the
-streets. Strong bodies of armed troops patroled in every district of
-that immense metropolis, the sounds of carriages ceased, the streets
-appeared deserted, except by the patrols, and the whole city was
-buried in an awful silence. About two o'clock on the morning of the
-fatal 21st, voices were heard, throughout the gloom, of lamentation
-and distress, but whence they came, or what they were, no one has
-ever discovered. On Monday morning, as the clock struck 8, he was
-summoned to his fate. He was conducted to a coach belonging to the
-Mayor of Paris, in which were two soldiers of the _gendarmerie_; the
-most profound silence prevailed while the carriage advanced slowly to
-the scaffold; Louis mounted the platform with a firm step and
-unaltered countenance, and was preparing to address them, when the
-ruffian _Sauterre_, who commanded the guard, cried out, no speeches,
-no speeches, and suddenly the drums beat and the trumpets sounded.
-The unfortunate monarch, then, with apparent serenity, placed his
-head upon the block, the axe fell, and in an instant he ceased to
-live in this world. So perished Louis the XVI, a prince whose heart
-nature had formed of the best materials, and who, from the first
-accession to power, appeared to make his first object, his peoples'
-happiness. He was an excellent husband and a good father."
-
-Though the laws on both occasions were executed with great faith and
-promptness, they were by no means pacific to the nation. There is
-still too much royal blood in France to allow the seed of
-republicanism to prosper spontaneously heedless of their interests.
-Though they readily admit that Louis the fifteenth was a better
-sultan than a king of France, and that Louis Phillippe dissipated the
-throne by being an illegitimate heir, still they cannot look upon
-that as sufficient reason to rid them of their vested ancestral
-rights.
-
-The French are full of that ambition that came from Orleans in female
-attire, to give back to royalty some hope of yet governing a
-versatile people. But if Louis Napoleon, the President of France,
-wants to rise higher, he must consult the legitimists of France, or
-he will never find bone and sinew for his cruel _coup de etat_.
-
-
-
-
-THE SECRETS OF A PARIS LIFE, AND WHO KNOWS THEM.
-
-
-Reader, can a man dream with his eyes open? or can a man see with
-them shut? Before you say no, bear in mind that man is the shadow of
-his maker; and life, a dream. As to the latter part of the query, the
-answer may be emphatically no! Then let me dream of what I saw.
-
-One night my faculties fell asleep upon all the world's eider down,
-but these things, my faculties, could not sleep on, I saw myself
-going along by the quietest looking, but gayest palace of every day
-resort of noblemen and monied men, that decorates the Boulevard. It
-is not the magic No. from the corner of the _Rue la Fitte_. On the
-first floor is all the pleasure a monied man could momentarily crave;
-but the second floor looked gayer, and the third gayer still. I could
-see ladies and gentlemen coming in groups of two, four, and six,
-every quarter of a minute.
-
-It was six o'clock, as near as I can recollect the dream. They
-commenced sitting down at different tables, while some were hanging
-up hats, and others looking around as if they were hunting something
-like what other people had; some of the tables were larger than
-others; according to their number was the measure thereof. The
-gentlemen looked as dignified as giraffes, whilst the ladies looked
-the picture of birds of Paradise more especially where fine feathers
-contributed. Some were placing their chairs in as agreeable a
-position as their inward idea could allow them to do with propriety.
-Towards the end of this Palace, in the direction of the Boulevards,
-now sprang up a volley of small, or not very loud, musket-like
-reports, but as nobody was afraid, no harm could be done. Then I
-could see the waiters pouring into some glasses like Dutch churns,
-upside down, some hot, smoking stuff that boiled over; it was so hot,
-that a man might well fear for the ladies mouths being burnt when
-they took hold of it as if they did not see it, but merely wished to
-comply with the desire of their beaux. I expected every moment to
-hear them scream, but they were not afraid of it. The waiters were
-running to and fro with bottles of all colors. Here one turned up
-some smaller glasses and poured in something like blood. If it was
-blood it was pure as Abel's sacrifice; I never before saw redder from
-veins. The next occupation of the waiter, was bringing different
-kinds of soups. I looked on the _carte_ and saw a dozen different
-kinds; some I never read of before. I looked out of the window on the
-_Rue la Fitte_, and saw as many as twenty carriages standing before
-one another, and from them descending ladies and gentlemen in pairs,
-running up stairs with perfect gusto.
-
-It is six o'clock as I have said, and I will leave those scenes and
-tell what more I dreamt, but will return again. I thought I pushed my
-way through crowds of people, and moved along the Boulevards about
-four squares, until I came to an extraordinary fine and fashionable
-street called Vivienne, and I followed it about two squares until my
-attention was attracted by an immense stone building, taking up one
-whole square. It looked like the temples I had read of, and I asked a
-man what it meant, who said it is a place where all the rich people
-go every day at 1 o'clock to make money, and some loose; they call it
-"Bourse." He assured me that its financiering had made "countless
-thousands mourn." I next walked into a Caffee filled with ladies and
-gentlemen and found a seat. A few minutes afterwards a ballet girl
-entered and seated herself for _la creme_. I then called for some
-cream and we eat on the same side of the same table. I asked her if
-it was good? she said she liked it, and asked me if mine was the
-same. As the color was different I could not say, without tasting
-hers, and we put our glasses together and satisfied ourselves on the
-difference, after which we took a _vere du vin_ at the expense of one
-of us.
-
-It is now 11 o'clock, and I said I would return to the "Maison
-Doree." Having reached this all-hour sought place, I saw the very
-same people I saw seat themselves at 6 o'clock. They were somewhat
-changed in color; they all looked rosier and better enabled to take
-hold of anything they had to do. The gentlemen looked more sociable,
-and the ladies--I won't say more bold, but less timid. When a
-gentleman had anything to communicate, he was not obliged to exert
-himself in reaching, because the ladies would meet him half way.
-Everything was so harmonious that one could not go through the
-laborious task of telling his wish, without assistance from his
-hearer. Every few minutes something like a rallying remnant of a weak
-soldier's gun would go off, and the glasses would smoke as though
-each one was a volcano. Every minute or two a couple would rise, and
-before the gentleman could give his arm the lady would reach for it.
-Even their tempers seemed to fit, as the ocean does the earth, all
-around and through. Whilst I was thus dreaming, the pillow became
-insufferable, and I must say it awoke me. I thought I looked out of
-the window on the moving surface of the Seine. The moon was shining
-down on its ripples with a most admirable light of solemn grandeur.
-Stillness reigned such as I had never seen in Paris, and all the time
-I stood gazing upon that famous stream, not once did that queer dream
-enter my mind. I jumped into bed and soon fell asleep, and soon got
-into the old habit, so I dreamt. How particular a man ought to be,
-when about to do anything for the first time, for, let it be good or
-bad, the mind will be tempered with the same sterile or fertile
-nature, as that of the preceding act. I thought I was again at the
-agreeable Maison Doree, and I looked upon the walled clock, and the
-hour hand stood at 2. The hall below stairs was as empty as the
-marble hall, where the true lover dreamed he dwelt among vassals and
-serfs. But I also dreamed, _which pleased me most_, that I saw very
-many beautiful women walking up and down the sidewalk with an
-apparent air of hunting for something; not that they had lost
-anything they ever possessed, but something to be found. I thought
-one came up to me with her dress fully two feet shorter in front than
-behind, I mean to say it looked so from what I could see, and said to
-me "_quelle heure it el?_" I told her 2 o'clock; she then looked
-puzzled, as if she was sure I did not know what she meant by speaking
-to me at that late hour. Then she started one way and turned and went
-the other. As she passed me she gave her dress a jerk in front that
-raised it so high that I almost saw the whole of a pair of the
-whitest stockings I had seen since I left the Dutch, who don't wear
-stockings at all. My curiosity was that of children on a Christmas
-morning, and I started after her in the same earnestness to see if
-there was anything good inside the stockings. I found that the
-supposed stocking, like Santa Claus, was all imagination. Thus ends
-the dream with open eyes.
-
-Said the fast Countess of Blessington, "Oh commend me to the comforts
-of a French bed; its soft and even mattress, its light curtains, and
-genial _couvre pied_ of eider down; commend me, also, to a French
-_cuisine_, with its soup _sans_ pepper, its cutlet _a la minute_, and
-its _poulet au jus_, its _cafe a la creme_, and its desserts. But
-defend me from its slamming of French doors, and the shaking of
-French windows, &c." I like not the noise like the one in Paris; it
-is an amalgamated one, such as never was heard in another city on
-earth. The noise of Paris is a variegated one, like humming of bees,
-or a serpent's hiss when they cannot be seen. Sometimes its cabs
-alone, at another carts filled with groups of theatre actors, from
-the _Opera Comique_, _Theatre Francois_, _Ambique_, _Grand Opera_,
-_or Hippodrome_. Or if it is early in the morning, it is sure to be
-some gay crowds returning from some wild and exciting amusement, such
-as only French can enjoy without remorse. When you hear a noise in
-Paris, you can no more tell its cause, than you can tell the
-composition of a fricassee. It may be a good rabbit, or a better cat,
-the skin of the former lying on the table to prove its identity. When
-you see woodcocks in the window of a second rate _restaurateur_, you
-must not be sure that the cook is putting his herbs among the joints
-of the woodcock you have ordered, instead of a diseased owl that was
-caught in the barn, for French cooks are not to be scared by an owl.
-The more he can dress a rat like a squirrel, the greater his
-celebrity as an epicure of the most refined taste. If you go to
-market in Paris, you will see under a butcher's stall, whole herds of
-rabbits, for rabbits are domestic animals in France. This butcher
-lives at the upper end of the market, and has nothing to do with
-_Mons. Ledeau_, who lives at the other end, and who sells little cats
-under the disguise of amusing _les enfants de Paris_. But _Mons.
-Feteau_, the restaurateur, knows both, and takes particular care to
-invite _Mons. Ledeau chez Lui_ to take dinner with him, when they
-have a good deal of unknown talk. After this interview, the trade in
-rabbits gets dull, and the vender wonders who can sell them on more
-advantageous terms than he can. He looks all around the market, and
-finds that his price is the usual price. It never enters his head
-that cats are substituted for rabbits.
-
-Now reader, don't accuse me of trying to become conspicuous by
-asserting more than others, for you know nothing about it, and I do.
-I have seen a landlord stand behind a post in his own restaurant,
-watching some of his patrons trying to cut what he called _poulet_
-(chicken), but no mortal man could tell what it was but a French
-_cuisineur_. I have dined at the _Maison Doree_, _Trois Freres_,
-_Cafe Anglaise_, and _Vachettes_, and then gradually down to the
-lowest grade, the socialists, and I ought to know something about it.
-
-Oh, how delightful it is to walk on the Champ Elysee and take a seat
-among the French girls, _au fait_, and order your _caffee au lait_.
-Then take from your pocket a _sou_, sit cross legged and toss it up
-and down, and turn it over and, look at it, and while waiting for the
-light guitar, to fend off those nimble fingers, that are taking from
-it its sweetest notes, you can think what an immense deal of pleasure
-you are getting for the mere anticipation of a _sou_. Then look
-around, not slyly, but boldly, and you see some unassuming French
-_demoiselle_ gazing upon you with such riveted force of interest,
-that the lashes of her eye moveth not. After this you walk into some
-_valentino cassino, or jardin_, and you will see some 80 or 100 modes
-of cupids and Psyches, keeping time to a Parisian band, and there
-will appear to your mind a perfect agreeing correspondence between
-the music and the figures that dance around it. Never will you see
-the right foot of one couple up while the left foot of another is
-down, such perfection of dancing is to be found in all classes in
-Paris.
-
-Very candid, frank and free is a Frenchman. If one admires a lady,
-she knows it almost before an opportunity presents itself. If he is
-encouraging a useless desire, he always manages it before it can do a
-serious injury. Little trouble dwells within the mind of a Frenchman;
-he makes much of to-day, to-morrow's trouble must dawn or die with
-itself. He finds more pleasure in going to the opera, with his five
-francs, than he does by sitting in the house, waiting for the morrow
-that never comes, or if it does come, bringing with it a greater
-anxiety and love for another morrow.
-
-There is an amusement in Paris, which language is inadequate to
-express the vulgarity of. It is called the "_industrious fleas_." The
-name does not indicate the performance. It changes its location every
-night in fear of the police. Its supporters are merely curious young
-men, who wish to see as strange a sight as the mind of woman can
-picture. Their performance commences with a dozen beautiful women
-habited like Eve before she devised the fig leaf covering. They first
-appear in the form of a wreath, with each one's head between
-another's legs; the rest must be imagined. _Au revoir._
-
-
-
-
-ROME AND ST. PETER'S CHURCH.
-
-
-By the gate on the southern side, on the 28th of March, 1852, I
-entered the "Holy City," just as day was turning to night. I moved
-slowly along by the venerable walls of the great St. Peter's church,
-in a shackling old _viturino_. A celebrated writer says it is built
-on the site of the palace of Julius Cęsar. He also says the extent of
-ground covered by the ruined and inhabited parts of Rome amounts to
-four and twenty miles. You there find eighty halls of the eighty
-eminent kings; from king Tarquin, to king Pepin, the father of
-Charlemagne, who first conquered Spain, and wrested it from the
-Mahomedans. In the outskirts of Rome, he said, there is the palace of
-Titus, who was rejected by the 300 senators, in consequence of having
-wasted three years in the conquest of Jerusalem, which, according to
-their will, he ought to have accomplished in two years. There is
-likewise the hall of Vespasian, a very large and strong building,
-also the hall of king Galba, containing 360 windows, the
-circumference of this palace is nearly three miles, and on this very
-three miles of earth, a battle was fought in times of yore, and more
-than one hundred thousand fell, whose bones are hung up there even to
-the present day. Now Rome is the leader of all Christendom, and St.
-Peters' yearly carnivals are the glory of Rome, instead of the
-gladiatorial festivals in the Colisseum. Some writers assert that it
-is only the forum upon the site of the palace of the Cęsars. Cooper
-says in his excursions in Italy, that the first palace of Nero must
-have occupied the whole of the Palatine hill, with perhaps the
-exception of a temple or two. The ground round the Colisseum, and all
-the land as far as the Esquiline, and even to the verge of the
-Quirinal, a distance exceeding a mile; this was occupying, moreover,
-the heart of the town, although a portion of the space was occupied
-by gardens, and other embellishments. When this building was burned,
-he returned to the Palatine, repaired the residence of Augustus, and
-rebuilt his residence with so much magnificence, that the new palace
-was called the "golden house;" this building also extended to the
-Esquiline, though it was never finished. Vespasian and Titus, more
-moderate than the descendants of the Cęsars, demolished all the new
-parts of the palace, and caused the Colisseum and the baths that bear
-the name of the latter, to be constructed on the spot; the emperors
-were all elected, and they found it necessary to consult the public
-taste and good. Thus we find the remains of two of the largest
-structures of the world, now standing within the ground once occupied
-by the palace of the Cęsars, on which they appear as little more than
-points. From this time, the emperors confined themselves to the
-palatine, the glory of which gradually departed. It is said that the
-palace, as it was subsequently reduced, remained standing in a great
-measure, as recently as the 8th century, and that it was even
-inhabited in the 7th, so says Cooper.
-
-Having been anxious to see the Pope of Rome, Pius IX, I was a
-frequent visitor of the Carnival, and at last got a good look at the
-great man. He was seated on a divan, which rested on the shoulders of
-twelve cardinals, or senators of Rome; he was crowned with a
-gorgeously jewelled crown, as the eye of man need wish to gaze on.
-Ten thousand people were in the church at the time, and they would
-carry the Pope from one aisle to another. The people all would fall
-on their knees, and the great man would bless them in the name of
-God, and the organ would peal its bassy notes of Te Deum, from east
-to west, and north to south, whilst the alarum from the belfry jarred
-my heart strings.
-
-Rome, said a great traveler, is well known; authors of veracity
-assure us that for seven hundred years, she was mistress of the
-world, but although their writings should not affirm this, would
-there not be sufficient evidence in all the grand edifices now
-existing, in those columns of marble, those statues. Add to the
-quantity of relics that are there, so many things that our Lord has
-touched with his own fleshy fingers, such numbers of holy bodies of
-Apostles, Martyrs, Confessors, and Virgins; in short, so many
-churches, where the Holy Pontiffs, have granted full Indulgences for
-sin.
-
-This writer that spoke of these true merits of the city of Rome, was
-among these great and magnificient ruins of Rome, in the 14th
-century. His name was Bertrand de la Bracquiere, a Lord of Vieux
-Chateau, counseller and first Esquire carver, to Phillip, Duke of
-Burgundy, living at that age in Ghent.
-
-One day when it was very warm, I went down to the Tiber to waste a
-little time reflectively, where the golden candlestick that was
-brought from Jerusalem fell off the bridge and never was afterwards
-found. Whilst I laid there on its banks, listening to its most
-inaudible murmur a Jew came and stretched himself close to my feet. I
-asked him if he recollected who it was that Plutarch says was
-condemned to the hideous punishment of being nailed up in a barrel
-with serpents and thrown in the Tiber to float on to the sea? He had
-never heard of such a thing. I then asked him if he was aware that
-the golden candlestick out of the temple of Solomon lay at the bottom
-of that muddy stream? he said yes, and added that the Pope had been
-offered millions of piastres by the Jews to let them turn the current
-of the Tiber twenty miles above Rome, that they might recover all the
-lost and hidden treasure of nearly three thousand years' standing,
-but the Pope had refused because he was too superstitious to allow
-the Tiber's current to be changed.
-
-My attention was just at this time drawn to a large old building that
-had the bearing of royalty deeply marked on its furrowed decay. I
-asked its use, and was informed that it was a maccaroni manufactory.
-I drew nigh, and stood, in company with dozens of girls, looking
-through its decayed apertures. I saw hundreds of men walking about in
-a perfect state of nudity, and also as many more moving round at
-quicker step. I would discover every few moments a couple of these
-that seemed to be mantled with small reeds of a bending nature, step
-on a platform and commence turning round, like crazy men imitating
-the spinning of a top, but I could discover nothing of their
-intention until they walked off the platform, when I could plainly
-see that they had divested themselves of something I knew not what.
-
-The way they make maccaroni in Rome, is thus: when it is hot or warm,
-the men stand by the aperture that squeezes it into a reed-like
-shape, and wind it round their bodies until they are totally covered
-or mantled, and then they walk in great haste in a circle until it is
-nearly cool, after which they walk on the aforesaid platform and
-unwind themselves from its cooling grasp, and there it stays until it
-becomes totally dry, after which they box it for export. That which
-is made for home consumption is not made on so extensive a scale, and
-different ideas of neatness is needed lest it affect the home
-consumption.
-
-Three days it took me to pass through the "Vatican." It is the great
-gallery of fine arts, and the Pope lives in one part of this Palace.
-The Carnival being over, I took one day to go to Tivoli to see an old
-temple and olive orchard and the vast ruins of the emperor Adrian's
-brick palace, after which I returned to Rome, and bought some mosaiac
-work in breast pin jewelry, hired a viturino and four, went to St.
-Peters and took a last farewell glance at St. Peter, who stands in
-his statue dignity over an altar with his keys of Heaven, and left
-Rome in its decay of tyrannical monuments for Naples, its bay and
-Vesuvius.
-
-
-
-
-NAPLES AND ITS CRAFT.
-
-
-After twenty days sight-seeing in Rome, observe me seated in the
-front of a viturino on my way to Naples. E. G. Squires, the author of
-a book of discoveries, is seated in one of the back seats. He is a
-little man full of humor, and a man to judge him by his looks and
-manners would have a hard task to steer from error. He is well versed
-in Roman lore. We were now an hour and half out from Rome, and he
-said "look there ahead, those old walls we are going under is the
-walls of old Rome, and that high archway, with those splendid pillars
-of carved stone, is the gate leading into Rome via the Appian road
-from Naples." We passed through these walls and Rome was forgotten,
-in the matters of interest to which he directed our attention. As we
-came up to the pretty little ruined city Albano, he said, "there,
-gentlemen, is the tomb of Pompey the Great." It was a tall monumental
-tomb of white marble, but fallen on all sides by the wreck of the
-weather. We entered Albano and dined, and paid a visit to the Veil of
-Diana, whose temple was here at Albano. This city occupies the site
-of the palace of Pompey the Great and Domitian. The Veil of Diana is
-a lake of a few hundred yards round, and hemmed in on all sides by
-cliffs of fertility. Two days and a half brought me to the back part
-of the city of Naples. In coming to Naples by this route you are some
-hours going down hill, but as the lombard poplar trees are so
-numerous, it is impossible to get a look at Naples; occasionally I
-could hear the roar of Vesuvius and the hum of business, coming by
-the force of the breeze from the bay on the other side. All at once I
-came out on an open descending slope, but, a quarter of a mile ahead,
-the lombardy poplars intercepted our view, still over their tops, off
-to the left of Naples, I could see Vesuvius like a sleeping giant
-with his flag of wrath ascending on high. The flag of smoke was as
-still as a standing cloud, and it stood like God on the earth, but
-spreading above in the Heavens.
-
-Napoli is the city's name, and its meaning is New City, and we call
-it Naples.
-
-I don't think that one contented man can be found in the whole city
-of Naples, with its 450,000 souls. Every time this growling, burning
-mountain roars it jars the whole city; organ grinders give themselves
-as little trouble about Vesuvius as any other class, and the streets
-are full of them. They stand all day playing away in the streets as
-if they had no where to run to, whilst all house tenants, citizens,
-king and priests, run in the streets for fear Vesuvius will spit fire
-and brimstone on them, for she has once or twice proved that she,
-like God, had no respect of persons. Naples is at least five miles
-off, but they looked to me as if they were only a quarter of a mile
-apart. It is believed by philosophical men that Vesuvius has burnt
-out her bowels for miles under the shallow bay, and also under
-Naples.
-
-I went to Pompeii and Herculanium, two great cities that Vesuvius, in
-her tipsy spree, belched all over, destroying population, temples,
-theatres, and gladiatorial arenas. Expeditions from different parts
-of the world were here, excavating crowns of diamonds; and hundreds
-of thousands of scuddies worth of the rarest jemmed jewelry has been
-found, even upon the parched bones of notorious victims to this
-hideous spree.
-
-Naples was founded one thousand and three hundred years before the
-Christian era, and still escapes this awful calamity. Generation
-after generation has lived and died in this fear, and still Naples is
-yet the most wicked city on the face of the globe. It shows that
-hell-fire preaching will never advance man in this world, or better
-prepare him for another. Nothing but an educated mind can ever
-understand the mission of christianity. If tyranny can ever do
-anything with the mind of man, it had full scope here. The
-Neapolitans, reared under such fearful influences of wrath, must
-naturally be tempered with surrounding influences. To see a club
-slain man in Naples is no object of pity; their mind is forever
-placed on wholesale calamities, and nothing short of that can excite
-sympathy in such a people. They can fight well because they are
-always well prepared to fight, or be annihilated. When the great
-Carthagenian, who was so victorious over the Romans, at the well
-known battle of Thrasimene, came here to take Naples, he was so much
-frightened at the walls, that he would not undertake to besiege the
-city. Cumae was the first name of this city, but its inhabitants
-being a very jealous people, fell out, and destroyed it; but it was
-soon rebuilt, and then it was renamed New City, Napoli, when its
-walls obtained the strength that scared the son of Hamilcar, who had
-come away from Carthage, leaving behind him a people who could never
-believe that the Italians could be whipped, not even by Hannibal,
-until he sent three bushels of gold rings back, that was taken from
-the fingers of conquered Italians, to prove it.
-
-There is three hundred churches in Naples, but the vestry of
-priesthood is no sign of the true temple of wisdom. The lower classes
-are craft ridden from the faggest end of an intelligent class, to the
-uttermost peak of sublime ignorance. The moral authority has great
-power over those who profess to be the followers of the Church; even
-the king himself, is afraid of the priest. In illustration of this I
-must relate an anecdote on the present king of Naples, whose title
-is better known as the king of the two Sicilies. A good, and honest
-intentioned priest one day called on the king to obtain a certain
-small sum of money from his honor, as a starting point of collection
-to build a church at a certain place. The king, who loves money much,
-refused to start the ball rolling by contributing the first
-subscription. The good father, somewhat astonished, stood sometime,
-thinking over the chances of getting anything after the king's
-refusal, put his hand under his ground colored gown to lay hold of
-his handkerchief to wipe his nose and eyes of their weeping. The king
-took fright, and ran to the bell and rang furiously, the guard came
-running in and arrested the priest, but to their great pleasure they
-discovered that the king was frightened at the priest's motion for
-his handkerchief, instead of a stilleto. The people got wind of it,
-and laughed at the scary old king so that he dare not go out.
-
-This old ugly king has been trying to make some improvements in the
-way of morality. He has appropriated a small portion of the city to
-the safe keeping of lewd women. It is about three squares of this
-city being walled in, and all women found and proven in adultery are
-to be condemned to the inside of these walls until the city
-authorities become satisfied that they are sufficiently punished.
-Police are stationed at the gate and no one but spectators are
-allowed to go in and out, except an old woman who acts as their
-steward. All foreigners are allowed to go in once, but I don't
-suppose foreigners ever wished to go in more than once. When I was
-in, the Lazaroni asked me if I would allow him to spend a quarter of
-my bag of change to see the women perform. I, not knowing what he
-meant, said "Yes." He gave a 25c. piece to one woman, and there was a
-hundred in that group, and said something in Italian, when, as many
-as wished to claim stock in the 25 cents commenced showing their
-nakedness, to the horror of man's sensual curiosity. I saw fifty
-women show what I had never legally seen before. I must end this
-chapter and commence another of more superstition, of St. Janarius
-and his Blood.
-
-
-
-
-ST. JANARIUS AND HIS BLOOD.
-
-
-In the centre of Naples, on a very high hill, is a splendid old
-castle or fort. Myself and two American ladies winded round its base
-upwards, till we reached its gates. Our guide beat there some time
-before its old lord would hear; we handed him our permit from below
-to enter, and he said "walk in," in the French tongue. These two
-American ladies and their father seemed to make quite an agreeable
-impression on the commander of the castle or fort. He invited us into
-his parlor where he asked us many disguised questions, such as; "how
-do you like Naples?" "when are you going to leave and what directions
-will you take from here?" was some of his questions. Having "pumped"
-us as dry as he could, he called a guard and put us under escort to
-see the wonders of this old tyrant mound. Cannons were pointed from
-the loopholes of this fort to all parts of the city. The people are
-afraid to rebel against the laws of Ferdinand II, because orders from
-the palace to this castle can come under ground. The king has a
-private path miles under ground to get to this castle when besieged
-in his palace. It is said that this fort can destroy the city in a
-few hours; can batter it all down and set it on fire with its shells,
-and burn it up, and as the property belongs to the citizens they keep
-quiet. The old man now invited us back to his saloon and asked us our
-opinions of this, his castle; of course it was all we anticipated and
-more too. Whilst he was delighted with the ladies' answers to his
-questions, I walked out in the court, and the lazaroni or guide
-called my attention to the open register, where all visitors' names
-are recorded, and glanced at the following record of that morning:
-"_Mons. Millenberger et deau dame; Compte Fello de Amerique et une
-jeune homme._" This was indeed laughable, but to make it more absurd,
-my old guide informed me that he was aware of our nobility some days
-ago. I inquired of him how it was possible for him to find out such a
-mystery. He smiled very knowingly and assured me that he was
-possessed of peculiar tact for finding out such things. Then in his
-confirmation of his skill in fathoming this hidden secret, he told me
-of a Mr. Rice, a powerful lord of South Carolina, who would be an
-heir to an immense estate if he lived long enough, and of his noble
-bearing, and how Mr. R. tried to conceal it from him, but it couldn't
-be done, and which Mr. Rice had to acknowledge. Then he went on to
-show me why Americans ought not to try and conceal such things as
-they eventually lost the best accomodation the hotels could afford,
-by not letting it be known who it was wanted them. He also suggested
-that American noblemen ought to wear some peculiar mark or sign that
-they may be distinguished from those of an inferior dignity. I for
-once felt like driving the good-natured old fool away, but as he was
-so bigoted with his own errors I told him that all noblemen of
-American peculiarities did have signs about them unmistakeable. Here
-his curiosity rose to such a pitch he asked me to make it known to
-him so that he might hereafter know how to treat such worth. I told
-him that if ever he came across an American of Arkansas or Texas, to
-get behind him when seated and look over his left shoulder, in his
-bosom, and he will most likely see something like an elephant's tusk,
-but it was nothing more nor less than what was called a toothpick,
-and when he saw that, it would be to his advantage to be mighty
-polite. The old man believes now he has the insignia of an American
-prince, and intends treating him with due respect to his high
-position.
-
-From this Fort I took a ride to Baie, and after two hours' ride I
-reached it. Two thousand years ago it was a great city where Cęsar
-and Cicero dwelt a great part of their time. The site of their
-palaces are yet discernable. The hot baths out of the earth are here
-yet, and I took one. No doubt but they are heated, running under the
-bay from Vesuvius on the other side. A few hundred yards out in the
-bay is the smallest island I ever saw to have a town of thousands of
-souls on it. It is about a mile in circumference. The town takes up
-almost all of the island of Procida. The inhabitants are nearly all
-Greek descendants, and are celebrated for keeping up the Greek
-fashions. The old guide insisted on us going into the heart of
-Procida, where he would show us the curious costumes. Having waited
-in an old dirty room some time for the scene, a rough working girl
-came into the room and stood some time. The old man asked me how I
-liked it? but I couldn't see anything different from other women
-about the town. He told her to turn around, when he called my
-attention to some plaiting around the waist of the woman's dress. She
-now whispered something to our guide, which, when translated, meant
-that she had her soap to make, and would like to discontinue the
-performance as the show was out. He said we must give her a couple of
-pauls for her trouble of dressing and undressing. This old man kept
-us laughing all the way back to Naples. When leaving Baie, passing
-some old magnificent ruins, he said, "Gentlemen, that is the ruins of
-the palace of Lucullus, the greatest eater that ever was in Italy."
-Then he commenced relating Plutarch's history of Lucullus' style of
-living. He told us of the single dish that was expensive to the tune
-of 1,200 francs. Here the old man licked out his tongue, in token of
-his approbation of its being good. This old man has a country seat
-and town residence. He showed us, on our way out, his country seat;
-it consists of an old brick building, that in times of yore must have
-been used by somebody, who had a house, as a stable, and being an
-enterprising man, his mouth watered for it as a filthy retreat from
-Naples, when he can get no labor, such as he is now occupied with. We
-give him about forty cents a day, and he finds himself.
-
-In Napoli is a church of fearful renown. It is built upon the site of
-the temple of Apollo; it was commenced by Charles the first, and
-finished by Charles the second, in the twelfth century. It is built
-of stone, and pillars of stone, from all parts of Africa, brought
-here in conquest. In it is buried the aforesaid Charles. This is the
-church of St. Janarius; a large statue of St. Janarius is represented
-seated, and always ready to bless the people. In a small tabernacle,
-with silver doors, is preserved the head and two vials of the Saint's
-blood, said to have been collected by a Neapolitan lady during his
-martyrdom. This blood becomes miraculously liquid, whenever it is
-placed before the head of St. Janarius. The ceremony of this miracle
-is repeated three times a year, that is, during eight days in the
-month of May, eight days during the month of September, and on the
-day of protection, on the 16th of December. This miracle is to the
-Neapolitans a constant object of devotion and astonishment, of which
-no one that has not been present, can form a just idea. When the
-liquifaction of the blood takes place immediately, the joy of the
-people knows no bounds; but if the operation of the miracle is
-retarded one moment, the cries and groaning of the people rend the
-air; for at Naples the procrastination of this miracle is considered
-the prestage of some great misfortune; the grief, particularly of
-the women, is so great, that the blood never fails to become liquid,
-and resume its consistency, on each of the eight days; so that every
-one may see and kiss the blood of St. Janarius, in as liquid a state
-as when it first issued from his veins. The city of Naples has been
-in danger of being destroyed by the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, by
-earthquakes, and other calamities, such as war, pestilence, &c., &c.,
-but it has always been delivered by the blood of this mighty Saint. A
-lady writer says: "At one time the blood was rather slow about doing
-its duty, when their hypocritical priest says to the people, that the
-blood would never liquidate so long as they allowed the French to
-keep possession of the town. As soon as the French general heard
-this, he sent notice to the people that if the priest did not make
-the blood liquidate in ten minutes, off went his head. There was
-great lamentation for the priest, and the whole city was sympathizing
-with him, as his time was short; but at the expiration of nine
-minutes and three quarters the blood liquidated."
-
-
-
-
-CONSTANTINOPLE.
-
-
-On the second day of May I glided out on the beautiful bay of Naples,
-and steered towards the east, where the wise men lived, and the light
-rose up. The first piece of terra firma next discovered was Etna, in
-Sicily. Sicily, before the crusade of king Siguard, was governed by
-Dukes and Earls. Mussinna is the only town of any particular note, on
-this fertile island. Mt. Etna, while at Musina, hides half of the
-firmament from your view, but when seen at eventide from the deck of
-a receding vessel, it seems to have sunk in a mole hole. It takes two
-days carriage ride around its base, to reach its top. Six days out
-from Naples brought our good vessel to Syria, a city in Greece, with
-14,000 inhabitants. It is a charming sight to look at from your
-vessel, on account of its resemblance to _wall hung pigeon houses_.
-From the sea, you look at a mountain, with hundreds of systematical
-white spots clinging to its sides, and which proves to be Syria.
-
-The ship stopped here a day, and all the passengers, and the rest of
-mankind, went ashore. The men were quite handsome for such a rough
-country; four or five young men and myself, were determined to see
-some of the Syrian ladies, if possible. On we went to the top of the
-city, through very narrow streets, and few ran over fifty yards
-without ending, and taking some unknown direction. After great
-exertion we reached the highest house, but, like Moses from his
-Pisgah, we saw the land but not its fruits. We were still inclined to
-prosecute our search, until our minds came to some definite
-conclusion. An exclamation of joy burst forth from one of our
-company, indicating success. We all moved closer to our guide, who,
-most wonderful to behold, had discovered the figure of a woman with
-her back towards us. We passed respectfully by her, trying to conceal
-our emotion of success. The first that passed her, quickly turned
-round as if he would speak to our companions, just as you have seen a
-young lady walk a little ahead of her companion, to have an excuse to
-look back at some young gent who seemed to have admired her when
-passing, and lo! this woman's face was bound in the fashion of death,
-her motion was as still as the grave, and well it might be, as it was
-nothing but a marble figure of some Grecian maid, long dead. We had
-one good laugh to reward the artist of so exquisite a piece of his
-skill. The young men went skipping down the hill towards our vessel.
-I, taking more interest in this monumental piece of affection, did
-not discover that my friends were gone until I found myself a "last
-Mohican." I started to descend the theatrical looking town, by
-winding in and out of small passage ways, until I found myself up an
-alley with no outlet, and when I turned to go out, the gate was fast
-and barred. A gate running in another direction was opened, and, old
-as a man could well be, was an old priest, seated on a stone
-beckoning to me to come in. I did not seem to comprehend, but he was
-determined I should, and came out with an extraordinary long string
-of beads nearly counted. He spoke several languages, and informed me
-that if my business was what all persons' business is that enter that
-alley, that he was ready to give me absolution. I informed him in
-French that I was there through a mistake; and he then told me that
-it was usual in Syria for those wishing immediate absolution, to come
-to the priest's residence at all times, when there was no services in
-church, and on payment of a small fee, get value received in full. He
-was a kind old man. He offered to give me absolution right off, for
-any mistake, or bad intention that I allowed to occupy my attention,
-whilst in Syria.
-
-Whilst I was explaining to the priest, I heard a suppressed laugh at
-the gate. The priest opened the gate and let me out. My friends were
-close by; they had seen me go in the passage way with no outlet and
-fastened the gate on me, as they say "to have a lark," but they
-little knew that they were then placing me in wisdom's way; I had
-learned more with the priest than I could from them all day long.
-
-Our sail is up, and on ahead of us is Smyrna, the birthplace of
-Homer, one of the seven churches of Asia Minor, and it has 150,000
-inhabitants, and it is close to the Isle of Patmos, where St. John
-wrote the Revelations and saw four angels standing on the four
-quarters of the globe holding up the four winds of Heaven, that they
-might not blow upon the sea nor the earth.
-
-Smyrna has been destroyed ten or twelve times and still has a large
-population. Like Syra, Smyrna is on the side of a hill. None of its
-ancient buildings remain except a corner wall of an old church that
-resounded back the voice of St. John to the minds of his hearers,
-when he preached those very Epistles we hear every Sabbath, in all
-Christian lands. The streets and bazaars are densely crowded with
-business men from all smaller towns for hundreds of miles around, and
-the houses, which are only one story, seem to be as densely filled
-with pretty women. I see no window of a respectable looking house
-without a lady. I cannot describe the ladies dress as I was not
-fortunate enough to get inside, and as they are very seldom on the
-street. The dresses of the men were of so many styles it would not
-pay to describe them, it is enough to say that it consisted of a many
-colors as Joseph's coat, of some cotton or silk woof of all
-qualities.
-
-There being no accommodation here for travelers, we did not ask the
-captain to lay by all night. Next morning we were sailing through the
-rapid Hellespont, at the Dardenelles. About ten o'clock, A. M. we
-reached the part of the Hellespont where Lord Byron swam across from
-Europe to Asia--from Sestos to Abydos.
-
- "If in the month of dark December,
- Leander, who was nightly wont
- (What maid will not the tale remember?)
- To cross thy stream, broad Hellespont!"
-
-Here we stopped some minutes, and two or three yawls came from the
-Asia side in quest of something to do. At the hind part of one of
-these yawls was a large, fat and shiney black African, doing the lazy
-part of the work--steering. His heavy self weighed down the other
-end, containing two men and oars. It was a beautiful day and the sun
-came down with a quivering heat in the distance, so, as it is said,
-that the natives in the interior of Africa cook their meat on sun
-heated rocks, he looked as if he was about to broil. He attracted the
-attention and caused amusement for the passengers; and some one threw
-some orange peelings on his naked rotundity as he was half lying on
-his back with no clothes on above his loins. He pretended to take no
-notice of it until they came in such regular succession he could not
-but show signs of acknowledgement or cowardice. After his patience
-gave out, he turned lazily around and looked up, like a duck at
-thunder, and shook his head; they followed up this amusement until
-he got agoing on the gibberish dialect, and that was more amusement
-yet; at last our boat left him, and one of our passengers translated
-his resentment. It was merely, "according to his ideas of decorum, he
-had not been treated gentlemanly, and that he would remember it if
-ever we came to his country, and that he would not consider us worth
-taking notice of."
-
-On the morning of the 11th of May, the captain said to the sailors,
-"Bosphorus! down the hatch and bring the mail on deck." I looked
-ahead and saw an immense number of steeples, towers and minarets; to
-the eye no city on earth need look prettier. It was, indeed, the
-fairest sight I ever beheld. I asked an old Turkish tar what it was,
-he said, "Stamboul, stamboul." The captain said to the pilot, "right
-towards the Harem." Gondoliers from all directions of the "golden
-horn" were racing to us; in one of them a couple of officers, in
-their gay colors came. All our baggage was gondoliered, and we, all
-afloat, approached the Custom House. I slipped a five franc piece, as
-I had been told, in an officers hand, to get rid of the trouble of
-unlocking trunks, and he went blind, and I passed unmolested with my
-contraband, if I had any, into the great Mahommedan city,
-Constantinople.
-
-
-
-
-THE DOGS PROVOKE ME, AND THE WOMEN ARE VEILED.
-
-
-The first visible annoyance in Constantinople is dogs, which Murray's
-guide says is nobody's property. In a space of a rod I counted
-seventy-four dogs, and not one respectable dog in the seventy-four!
-fifteen or twenty of them were marked on different parts of the body
-with scalds, some with only one ear, some blind, the streets were
-lined with them, lying down, standing up, fighting, breeding, and
-making love. The Turks are as particular about getting around and
-through them, as a good man would be in a crowd of children; in fact,
-I saw a Turk tread upon a child in an effort to pass around dogs.
-They take no notice of persons passing to and fro, but if you touch
-one, he jumps at you and lays hold.
-
-During the night we have a long dog-note howl, from dark to daylight,
-and there is no way to stop it; they have systematical skirmishes of
-parties from different sections. Murray holds that they have
-fundamental laws of infringement, and woe be to him that don't
-acknowledge their legality. The puppies, as soon as they open their
-eyes, he observes, join in the first fight, and off goes his ear,
-tail, or leg, and he grows up used to hardships, and the customs and
-responsibilities of war; he is also taught the responsibility of
-invasion. Before he learns the landmarks, he goes on another's
-territory, where he is picked up by some old sentinel and shook a
-little, and thrown across the border, where he stands and barks a
-little, in defiance of the old dog's pluck and courage to come on
-this "spot and do the like. In their hymenial adventures" they
-frequently cross the borders, in pursuit of their object of
-affection, when there is a free fight, that lasts until some devoted
-amour falls a martyr to his sincerity, whilst the object of his
-affection escapes, heedless of his fidelity, and his great care for
-her and his posterity.
-
-The virtue of keeping so many dogs in Constantinople, is to cleanse
-the streets of offal, that is piled there by the citizens, who are
-not blessed with sink holes under the streets, they empty their
-swill, bad vegetables, and scraps of all corruption in the middle of
-the streets, and the dogs act the buzzard's part, or the cholera
-would reign supreme all the year round. When the citizens are fearful
-of hydrophobia, the Sultan orders the dogs to be driven in herds to a
-lake a few miles from the city, and there to stay during the dog
-days; but when they are brought back, the city is generally raging
-with what they call in the east, the plague. If the city was blessed
-with sink holes, they could then dispense with the nuisance of dogs
-in such narrow streets, and the provocation of their efforts of
-progeny. They are frequently so close together that a man hardly ever
-takes notice of their condition to one another. I, trying to pass
-through a group, got entangled between two and fell over them, as it
-was impossible to get through, as one tried to go one way, and the
-other another; I was so provoked when I got up, I did'nt look back to
-see whether it was their legs or tails was tied together; I am sure
-it was one or the other, from their magnanimous struggles to take one
-another their own way.
-
-Another source of low spirits to a man from off the waters, is to see
-women moving about like spirits or shadows, and cannot be seen. The
-promenades in Constantinople are the graveyards or any other sacred
-site. The graveyards are like rustic parks with immense numbers of
-tombstones denoting the head of the grave, and all are inclined to a
-fall. The ladies go there and lean against them and talk with their
-maids, and you can hear their sweet laugh, but see no smile. They sit
-like a tailor, on the inside of their heels or ankles. You will see
-five or six stand talking in their beautiful silk wrappers, and quick
-as a fall they will sink down upon those little feet, like a blossom
-sinking from its majesty of beauty to its downward decay. They seem
-to get closer to the earth than any other people could. One
-nymph-like lady was so wiry in her manner of talking to her black
-maid, and so full of good humor, that I knew she must have been
-pretty. I looked at her one hour, and she at me, through her eyelits.
-I would have given five pds to lift her veil; I know she was pretty,
-her voice was so fluty, and her hands so delicate, and her feet so
-small, and her dress so gauzy; she was like an eel. I do not believe
-she had any bones in her. I asked the guide if there was no way in
-the world to get acquainted with her, and he said, none under heaven.
-The guide and myself moved along to see some others, and something
-new presented itself at every step. Vanity is reigning monarch in all
-females. I had stopped in another part of the graveyard pleasure
-ground, and whilst leaning against a tombstone, this Mohammedan maid
-came up and seated herself as near to me as she was before. Her maid
-had changed her veil, and was still fixing it on her mistress. This
-veil was thin enough to make me believe I could see her figure of
-countenance, and I swear she was pretty. The guide said that she was
-for sale, I told him to go and buy her for me, and asked him who
-owned her, he said, her mother, but I could not buy her because I was
-no Mohammedan. I asked him what did he think she was worth, he said,
-about a thousand Turkish piastres, a sum of about twenty-five
-dollars. I told him if he could buy her for that I would give
-twenty-five dollars for himself. This was a powerful engine on his
-reflective powers. He said he did not know how it could be done. I
-asked him if he thought the girl would admire me; he had no doubt
-about that, and added, I need not have any uneasiness about that, as
-I could make her love me after she was mine, she was obliged to obey
-me according to the Turkish laws, and no man could change the laws
-but Abdul Medjid, the Sultan.
-
-
-
-
-A COLORED MAN FROM TENNESSEE SHAKING HANDS WITH THE SULTAN; AND MEN
-PUTTING WOMEN IN THE BATH AND TAKING THEM OUT.
-
-
-Friday is a festive day with the citizens of Stamboul. It is
-celebrated by gondolar rides along the canal called "sweet water."
-Males and females go up this canal, in all degrees of magnificence,
-and it is nothing but the elite of the city. From thirty to forty
-thousand assemble by eleven o'clock, the hour for the Sultan and his
-seven Sultanas, to arrive. Just about this hour it is very gay. The
-gentlemen are in groups of from two to ten, exercising on flageolets,
-or wooden or iron musical instruments of some kind. The ladies come
-some in Palanquins with strong Turks at each end, and others in a
-golden gilt carriage, drawn by either oxen, camels, or men; if oxen,
-their horns are decorated with ribbons and flowers, if camels no
-decoration of beauty is needed as they are appreciated for their
-capability of standing hardships and sufferings; if men, for their
-masculine limbs and jocular songs, whilst pulling the beauties to the
-festal scene.
-
-Where I discovered the crowd thickest there I repaired, and the
-Mohammedans, were standing around a very large man, from Nashville,
-Tennessee, United States of America. His name was Frank Parish. He
-had in his hand as large a hickory stick as ever a man carried to be
-a stick; he wore Turkish costume from head to foot, and his Tarbouche
-was of the best red, and he stood up with a Narghehly in his hand and
-mouth, all cap a pie, _ala Turkoise_. Here the people began to give
-way for the Sultan and his seven legitimate wives. Frank didn't give
-way an inch of territory for the Sultan. Two or three Pachas rode a
-head of the Sultan seated on camels in their golden saddles. The
-Sultan stopped every fifty yards and listened to the music. When he
-stopped close to Frank, he cast his eyes on his great form, and
-seemed to be interested; and Frank had brass enough to look at the
-Sultan as he did at other people. Frank took his pipe from his mouth
-and walked up to the Sultan's carriage and offered his hand which the
-Sultan took, to the approbation of all present. The seven Sultanas
-were looking at Frank all the time through their eyelits as if they
-liked the looks of him. Frank is a man about 45 or 50 years of age,
-and looks like a man in every sense of the word. He is not a yellow,
-or black man, but what we call ginger-bread color. He had come to
-Constantinople, with a Mr. Ewing from Nashville, and was staying at
-Constantinople to recover from wounds he had received from Arabs
-that shot him through the shoulder with his own gun, whilst standing
-over the body of Mr. Ewing, who the Arabs were trying to kill, and
-thereby saved the life of Mr. Ewing. He was a free man and owned
-property in Nashville. The Sultan could plainly see that his loyal
-subjects were but as infants, by the giant-like man that stood over
-them. Being surrounded by such dwarf-like men, he showed off to great
-advantage. The Sultan is a weak looking man, and has the marks of
-fatigue well written on his forehead and limbs; he also looks like a
-man surfeiting on the fat of the world. He is a slow walking man, and
-seems as if he experienced some weakness coming from a hidden source
-which allowed its approach so gradually and agreeable that he is not
-conscious of its fatality. He knows nothing of the rest of the world
-nor cares for it, but believes that himself and Constantinople are
-the wonders and powers of it.
-
-He is only twenty-two years old, but never once has been out of his
-Paradise, Shamboul. According to his opinion, he has no equals,
-consequently he has no associates. He is uneducated, because no one
-dare to instruct him. Such a man lives a Monarch and will die like a
-fool. If the Czar of Russia were to pay him a visit, he might smile
-with acknowledgement, but if Queen Victoria's virtuous head would
-call, she could not stop in his seraglio as quick as Madame Rachel or
-Lolla Montez; and if General Zack Taylor called, his Pacha's would
-receive him, and a General Jackson would scare him to death, as he is
-the most nervous man on a Throne.
-
-As he is the descendant of Mahommed, it is admitted here that his
-authority to govern the people is received on all emergencies from
-God. He is incapable of fearing any nation on the earth, as he thinks
-that his is head of all. If some day, the news went to his palace
-that the Bosphorus was covered with a fleet, and that one ball had
-already struck the dome of the mosque St. Sophia, he would, through
-all his resolutions, break his haughty heart, and no doubt tremble
-off his divan. They are talking about a war with Russia, and I can
-find no man here that thinks Russia can begin to fight them.
-
-The Sultan's harems are numerous. While the occupants of the large
-are removed to two small ones, we have permission to pass through it,
-to see its magnificence, by paying the sum of five dollars a piece.
-It is a government of itself. It has a large bath room of water, and
-one of vapor. The girls are as pure as silvan nymphs, and some have
-remained in this harem until they become old, on account of the
-Sultan's fancy to certain ones. They are carried to the baths by
-black men, called eunuchs. They take their baths in all attitudes of
-pleasure, while these eunuchs lean over the large, stationary stone
-basins, and gaze at them in their Eve like costumes. But before these
-men are placed in this important position of servitude, they are
-privately handled to the disadvantage of displaying any
-demonstrations of manly pride, towards these vexed reflections that
-must naturally spring up in the reflective minds of virgins deprived
-of the luxuries of a life, built upon the confines of clandestine
-border thoughts of _sexes_.
-
-
-
-
-GOING TO ATHENS WITH A PRIMA DONNA.
-
-
-Having seen the Sultan's great City, mosques, ambers, sponges,
-perfumeries and beads, I am now passing the Custom House, on my way
-back to Greece.
-
-In the front part of this vessel the cabin is all one, and whoever
-gets any kind of a berth is lucky, as the passengers are numerous.
-The beds or berths are one over the other, like our lake boats'
-second class cabin. One berth is a little higher than the other, they
-are three stories, and one person has to climb over another to get in
-bed, and even then you are too close together. The second class
-passengers find their own bedding, and sleep upon deck, and we have
-some very rich Greecian families aboard, with their bedding and food,
-who sleep on deck. Yesterday we passed by Smyrna, and stopped and
-took aboard three beautiful Albanian girls. When you see a pile of
-old rubbish lying about on these Dardanelle boats, there is always
-some owner lying under it.
-
-These Albanian girls were dressed very different from the Turkish
-girls, and the pretty ones are not veiled. They had on a very pretty
-costume, but over it they wore a very large and coarse cloak,
-composed of either camel's hair, or wool of some ugly animal. They
-have a bonnet attached to it, that they can either throw back, or
-wear on their heads, and this cloak drags the ground. On board of our
-vessel was two young gentlemen from New York, trying to attract the
-attention of these Albanian girls, though they had their beaux with
-them. These young gents are very rich, their wholesale oil
-establishment, in New York, is said to do a business of millions of
-dollars per annum, and their names were Bridgers. They were seen to
-follow these beauties wherever they promenaded the deck, still they
-received no encouragement. Sometimes these girls would hide
-themselves in their winding sheet, and throw the bonnet part over
-their heads, and fall down upon the deck as singular and as natural
-as an apple from a tree, and then they would appear as a pile of
-rubbish of old sacks. At last the gay Messrs. Bridgers lost them, and
-they hunted in all directions, but could not find these fairies. They
-got tired hunting, and seated themselves to talk on some old piles of
-blankets and quilts, but before he got seated. I mean only one, he
-was thrown flat on his face by one of these pretty girls. In choosing
-a comfortable seat, he picked the covered head of the prettiest girl.
-He felt very bad about the mistake he had made, and I felt ashamed
-for him, but worst of all, he could make no amends, as she spoke
-nothing but Greek. He said "I wish I could apologize," but he
-could'nt. She did not seem to like it at all.
-
-The first night out we had a good deal of contention about berths. We
-had more passengers than the law of this company allows; they are not
-allowed to take one passenger more than they can accommodate.
-
-Among the passengers on board was the first dancer of Constantinople.
-Those who had spoken for berths went to bed soon for fear disputes
-would arise about the right of them. I made sure of mine by sitting
-by it and watching it. After all the berthers had taken possession of
-their respective places, I discovered many persons taking berths on
-the sofas around the cabin; there were some curtains hanging about to
-make screens, to dress and undress behind, and the lights always
-burned dimly. These sofas were on a level with the lower berths,
-consequently, whoever took a sofa berth, was almost sleeping with the
-occupant of the lower berth.
-
-There was some choice about them, inasmuch as some were wider than
-others. I could see through my thin curtain that some one had picked
-out X 31, my own doorway. I lay like a rock to find out who it was,
-until I saw that everybody was in a resting attitude, after which I
-quietly drew back my curtain, to see what my neighbor was like. I
-knew it was some respectable person from the sweet smell of roses and
-other eastern scents which I inhaled. I could dimly see a Madonna
-figure of considerable size, and the figure was nearly touching me.
-I did not get scared but lay as quiet as possible. I saw plainly that
-sleep had sent in a regret for that night, the lamp flickered up and
-went down, leaving a dark twilight perceptible around the cabin, and
-I put my hand slowly out to see what my neighbor felt like, and I
-felt the veritable prima donna of Constantinople, "_qu est ce que
-vous voulez_," said she, "_rien_," said I, and shut my eyes and went
-to sleep in a hurry, and slept as sound as any man could, by the side
-of a live Prima Donna.
-
-
-
-
-ATHENS, A SEPULCHRE.
-
-
-When Rome had a Cęsar and a Cicero, and a Cassius with a Brutus,
-Athens dictated the arts and sciences for her. Though she cannot
-claim the originality of them, she can the perfection of beautifying.
-The conquest of Alexander the Great, in Egypt, among the Africans,
-was considered the greatest triumph of conquest ever made by man,
-because it enabled the warlike people of Greece, to adorn their
-triumphs with the spoils of the vanquished. Egypt was a higher sphere
-of artistical science than any other nation on the earth. This will
-naturally convey an idea to the world that the black man was the
-first skillful animal on the earth, because Homer describes the
-Egyptians as men with wooly hair, thick lips, flat feet, and black,
-and we have no better authority than Homer. We know not the exact
-epoch of his time, but we know it was before any other authentic
-chronicler, save the sacred book of Moses, by the fact that he
-voyaged on the Nile before the pyramids were built, which we can
-trace three thousand years.
-
-On the 29th of May, 1852, as the sun was going down the blue arch of
-the western sky, I reached the top of Mars Hill, in Athens, and
-seated myself in the seat where St. Paul rested from his display of
-power over a bigoted people, when he said, "I perceive that in all
-things you are too superstitious."
-
-When St. Paul stood on Mars Hill, Athens was a voluptuous city to
-look at. There was the white marble temple of Apollo, Jupiter,
-Minerva, Juno and Mars, besides temples to the sun and moon, and one
-to the "unknown god," all of which were reared up in the most
-conspicuous reigns of those gods over the minds of all the
-inhabitants of Athens in a limited degree. As I descended Mars Hill,
-I turned to the right and entered the temple of Bacchus, who is
-described in the classical dictionary thus: "son of Jupiter and
-Semele, and god of wine and drunkards, nourished till a proper time
-of birth in his fathers thigh, after the death of his mother, whom
-Jupiter, at her request, visited in all his majesty. Semele, who was
-a mortal and unable to bear the presence of a god, was consumed to
-ashes." An old man was in the temple to keep people from breaking
-pieces off from the beautiful temple's treasure, which was the tomb
-of Bacchus, with the god carved on the sides, drinking his delight. I
-did not know what god's temple this was, and enquired of the old man,
-he could not speak any European language, but was quite successful
-in conveying the information I wanted; he took an old gourd and
-scooped some water up from the bottom of a bucket, and drank it with
-great hilarity, at the same time pointing to Bacchus, as if he would
-say, "he drank!" I said, "You mean to say this is the temple of
-Bacchus, the god of wine and drunkards, do you?" he bowed towards his
-toes and then stood erect, and tried to make me understand that the
-rest of the tombs there were gods and goddesses, of which Apollo
-loved either sexually or valorously. There were no windows to the
-temple, the only inlet was the door, but though the door was shut, it
-was as light inside as one would wish. The marble was transparent,
-and when the sun shone upon its roof or walls, it forced its light
-through in a determined way.
-
-As I left this veritable tomb and sepulchre of the great god of wine
-and drunkards, my guide pointed to an aperture from the heart of a
-hill, and said, that entrance goes to the cave where Socrates was
-poisoned. We then went up the most imposing ruins of Athens, the
-Acropolis. The temples there looked down upon the rest of the temples
-of Athens, like Jupiter would at the feast of gods, it was higher and
-more stupendous than all. There was the seats of solid blocks of
-white marble of the twelve judges. They were all in a row, and only
-one broke. They were solid blocks with scooping apertures, for a man
-to place his rotundity in comfortable quarters. Round about the
-ruins were balls and cannon, grape, and several bursted shells, but
-one half of this tremendous mass of splendid ruins stood upright, as
-when it first took its stand among the wonders of the world, as a
-temple of wisdom. This temple makes it impossible for us to pronounce
-ourselves the "light of all ages."
-
-The great god of this temple was the Ammon of the Africans, the Belus
-of the Babylonians and the Ossiris of the Egyptians; from him,
-mankind receives his blessings, and their blessings of miseries, and
-he is looked upon as one acquainted with everything, past, present
-and future. Saturn was Jupiter's father, and conspired against his
-son and in consequence was banished from his kingdom. Now Jupiter
-became ruler of the universe and sole master of the Empire of the
-world, and divided with his brothers, reserving for himself the
-kingdom of heaven, and giving the Empires of the sea to Neptune, and
-that of the infernal regions to Pluto. The sea moved at his wrath,
-and hell burned his opposers, and he looked down from heaven at the
-commotion of his wrath till the men on earth considered their welfare
-only secured by worshipping his smile. Athens and all her
-superstition is gone now, and the godly man now laughs at the folly
-of the wisdom that all talent of old times craved for. On Mars hill
-where St. Paul thundered the decrees of God against gods, though
-nothing to designate the spot, there the Christian of to-day would
-rather stake his salvation than from the most sacred abode of Jupiter
-and Juno. But there is still weak minds in Athens, for as I descend I
-see on the side of a hill that celebrated stone where females used to
-come from all parts of Italy as well as Greece to slide down on it,
-as a true avoidance of barrenness. This stone is as slick as a piece
-of soap, so slick a lizzard could not run down it. For nearly three
-thousand years two and three thousand women per day have slid down it
-in a sitting posture. The guide books call it the "substitute rock
-for female barrenness." Many a bruise has this rock given in
-receiving its polish. Hundreds of boys and young men are here at
-present, sliding down it for fun.
-
-I see, seated about fifty feet away from it, the Tennessee negro I
-described at Constantinople, Frank Parish. A Scotchwoman is seated
-beside him, and seems to be proud of him as a beaux. She is a lady's
-maid that came here yesterday from the Sublime Porte with her
-mistress and Frank. The Scotch lady insisted on Frank taking a slide
-with the young men, but for Frank it was no joke, as he was an
-extraordinary large man. But Frank, being as full of conspicuousness
-as any other man, it only required a little coaxing to get him
-started; at last he seated himself for a slide, but he did not much
-like to let go lest there would be a crash up. He anchored himself
-to the top and hesitated some, paused and looked like a fool. An
-Irish servant that was with the same family as the Scotchwoman,
-encouraged Frank, by saying, "be a marn," Frank said, "if I am not a
-man there is none about here," just to fill up the pause of suspense;
-but while Frank was looking and studying, the Irishman loosened his
-hands, and he went down like a colossus; seeing that he had broke no
-bones, he got up with a smile and felt himself all over to see if he
-was safe and sound. The Irishman said, "how did it feel my marn?"
-Frank pronounced it the most pleasant sensation he ever experienced.
-"Then ye never dreamed that ye were married," said the Irishman.
-Frank said he had, but had forgot it. The Scotchwoman wished to know
-if that was a pleasant dream; the Irishman said, "it was the most
-pleasant dream a marn could have, and the most unpleasant was to find
-it a lie."
-
-Starting from the "female substitute for barrenness," we met a man
-with a telescope, and we all wanted to take a fair view of Athens.
-The Irishman borrowed it from the man and took the first squint. He
-pointed to a fine house towards the Kings palace, and there he looked
-alone. When I obtained it I looked there too, and saw a beautiful
-Grecian maid combing her long black hair; gazing at her until she
-finished, I got a most ungentlemanly view of a lady, from which, in
-all due respect to her, I had to refrain, and took another direction
-in search of fair views. We went down the hill, and as we moved
-along the Grecian ladies' and gentlemen's walks, I, though mixed up
-in a crowd of different people, was determined to hear Frank talk to
-this Scotchwoman. He was telling her of his business, which was still
-going on in Nashville, Tennessee, and of how many improvements he
-intended to make in his bath house and barber shop, when he returned,
-with things that he had already bought in Paris. She believed it all,
-and Frank was in his glory. I noticed their actions particularly, and
-was upon the eve of hearing their loveliest words, when she stopped
-as if it was a great sacrifice to her to give up his company. They
-lingered some time, as they would fain go on, but as she was going to
-her mistress' hotel, and Frank to his, they must part. Frank was well
-versed for the occasion, in Byron. He took her by the hand and looked
-her in the face affectionately, and said with emotion,
-
- "Maid of Athens, ere we part,
- Give, oh give me back my heart."
-
-As Frank was going to my hotel I thought it well to make his
-acquaintance; he said he saw me at Constantinople, but as I was an
-American, he did not deem it necessary to make my acquaintance, as I
-knew that he was a mere barber from Tennessee. He also told me he had
-been married several times, and was now engaged at home. The day
-after this, I was outside of Athens at what is called "the amusement
-grounds" of Athens, for the people repair there every evening to
-hear the national band play. This band comes from Bavaria, where
-Greece got her present king. King Otho is the son of the King of
-Bavaria. Here the king rides out every evening, and here Frank took
-another liberty with royalty. As the King and his wife rode up to the
-band, his horses stopped just at Frank's elbow, and Frank walked to
-the carriage and offered his red hand to the king, and it was,
-through courtesy, accepted. Athens is to-day a small town, and the
-King lives here. The whole population of Greece is not quite a
-million. Our slaves would make four kingdoms as powerful in
-population as Greece. Oh, when will we be the "Freest government in
-the world?" We looked from the Acropolis down upon a village, but in
-old times we looked upon a town. "Ah! Greece, they love thee least
-who owe thee most." The women are still pretty, and what is like a
-Grecian nose? Come, pilgrim, and see Athens in the days when it is
-not even a shadow of its former greatness, and ask yourself if power
-constitutes stability. Yes, go upon the Acropolis and gaze downward
-to the top of Mars' hill, and look at the council stand of St. Paul;
-raise your eyes and turn them eastward, and if your imagination is as
-good as your sight, you will see the sea that in old times was
-covered over with the fleet of Alexander the Great. Further off from
-the shore, in the year of our Lord 1191, Richard I. of England, the
-lion-hearted, crusaded along with men, women, children, cattle and
-dogs, to put down infidelity on the sacred plains of Palestine, where
-Abraham, Isaac and Jacob walked as types of moral light for the
-salvation of mankind. Now, as you stand there on the Acropolis, as
-Cecrops himself has stood, be not disgusted at what you see below, of
-the so much written of towns, for though now you see Athens, it is
-true you do not see herself, but "Athens a sepulchre."
-
-
-
-
-BEAUTIFUL VENICE.
-
-
-On a little slip of land between the gulf of Lepante and Athens, we
-come to Corinthe; we know it not, save a few immense pillars of
-marble pinnacling the site of Corinthe. Artists from all parts of the
-world come here and sit down at their base to sketch their
-dimensions; then away they go, with no regretful feelings for the
-great founders of arts stupendous, who, perhaps, three thousand years
-ago, were known far and near as men of the best faculties. The
-greatest gem that Rome ever put in its crown, was the one that was
-made by imagination of the Greecian dictator when listening to
-Cicero, he said, "Rome has robbed us of all we possess, but our
-eloquence, and it seems as if that is going towards Rome." But Rome
-has since fallen as low as Athens!
-
-In the Ionian sea, between Sicily and Greece, are the Ionian islands,
-seven in number, and Corfu is the principal one; they now all belong
-to the English. Out further the East Indias, where the queen of
-England has 150,000,000 subjects; on the coast of Africa, at the cape
-of Good Hope, the West Indias, and the Canadas, is her sceptral wand
-waving its ambrosial food of civilization. "The sun never sets on the
-Queen's domain."
-
-Between Asia, Macedonia, and Greece is the most celebrated
-archipelago in the world. Six days along the Adriatic have brought me
-to Trieste, in Northern Italy. It now belongs to Austria. The
-Austrian sceptre is waving over nearly half of Italy. It is generally
-believed she cannot much longer hold her Italian possessions. The
-army of Austria, like its eagle's wings, is stretched to its utmost
-extremity of space. She could not sustain 50,000 more troops, without
-breaking some of her internal machinery. Like an overflowing river,
-she is most too high to rise any higher without damaging her Union.
-She seems to have taken the last drop of the Italian's patience and
-forbearance, while Leghorn, Lucca, Trieste, Venice, and other Italian
-cities, and other foreign powers, are trying to overflow her channels
-of power; they are perfectly willing that these troubled waters
-should spread across the plain of the Hapsburg policy, and turn the
-institution of tyranny from Hungary, Bohemia, and Italy; but the
-beardless, blue-eyed Emperor seems to be as undisturbed as a god of
-liberty, and heedless of the consequences of a rebellion of these
-warlike people. Five hours' ride from Trieste is Venice, a city in
-the sea. More lovely cities, perhaps, have been built, but I have
-never seen them. As our steamer threw out her anchor about fifty
-yards from the city, I could see on the other side of the city, a
-railroad in the sea, and cars running along as the sea spray washed
-their sides. On all sides gondolas were racing toward us, which we
-went ashore in. This magnificent city is built in the sea, and it
-costs more to drive down piles, in Venice, to build a house, than it
-costs in London or Paris to build the whole house.
-
-There is one building in this city of the sea, more beautiful inside,
-in its old age, than most of the best buildings of its kind, in any
-kingdom in the world, are in when they are new. It is the church of
-St. Mark. The body of St. Mark is in its cloisters, resting in his
-magnificent tomb, like a sleeping giant that dare not be aroused. The
-floor of this old gothic building is precious stones; the pillars
-near the alters are alabaster. The Pope, in the Doge days of Venice,
-put his foot upon the Emperor Alexander's head. All the magnificent
-displays of state, even in these times, cannot be worthy of the
-notice of the people of this part of the world, unless it be the will
-of the Pope; he is much feared by the monarch's of to day. It has
-been proven that the Napoleon of to day has been seeking the smile of
-Pius IX. It seems very strange to some people, but not to me, that
-the kings of England and France, in the eleventh century, should hold
-the Pope's horse for him to alight. While walking around the church
-of St. Mark, I saw a beautiful figure of a woman leaning gracefully
-from a stool downward. I watched her to see if any miracle was about
-to be performed. I saw the beautiful creature move with a blush upon
-her cheek. She was confessing to an old father, of whom, I saw, was
-more partial than moral worth sanctions, for as soon as she left the
-box, another made application, but the priest took no notice of it,
-but walked into his vestry. The applicant was an old woman, and
-homely as a bone, which, I have no doubt, was qualifications for
-religion not comporting with his reverence's sensitive taste of moral
-obligation, to receive confessions from so ugly a source to fill up
-the ranks of his beautiful herds. This poor old woman waited some
-time for his return, but like gifts from lips that frequent promise,
-he never came.
-
-This church is attached to the palace of the great Doge of Venice,
-and across a canal that runs between this palace and the prison, is a
-bridge. When a culprit was judged and sent across this bridge, he
-never saw again his 25th hour. All the instruments the ingenuity of
-man could invent, is here found to destroy the human body. I saw one
-machine to put a man in, and gradually break his bones; at the crush
-of each bone, he would be asked "if he would confess the crime?"
-Another was a steel covering for a man's head, with seven holes in
-it; the culprit's head would be firmly placed in this iron case,
-whilst he would be seated on an iron block, one nail would gradually
-be driven in at a time, until all the seven holes would be filled
-with long nails, meeting in the centre of the head, unless he
-confessed his guilt when some of the nails were hammered down.
-Another machine was something like a brace for the loins, and each
-end came curve like together and left it in the shape of a hoop; it
-had a lock and key, and old tyrannical lords used it when they left
-home, to protect their wives' virtue. He would put it around below
-the loins, lock it, put the key in his pocket, and go out hunting. No
-man could unlock it, and in those times false keys were not so easily
-obtained as now. When he returned he would unlock it, as he could
-then keep guard over her to his own satisfaction.
-
-From this horrid place, reader, come with me down the great canal
-that traverses the whole town, with its branches, to where, at from
-ten to one o'clock every day, would meet together the "merchants of
-Venice." Here their financiering would daily rock thrones, but now
-you see a long row of decaying old walls whose bases are wrapt in
-sea-weed, like climbing serpents, that now dwell in those damp, old
-commercial halls, now rotting away. I asked the guide for the site of
-Desdemona's father's house, but that was forgotten.
-
-Here we find no horses, carriages, or cars, but myriads of gondolas
-intercept the traveler at every turn of an alley or canal. On a
-beautiful moonlight night, I went through the city in my gondola, and
-as my oar struck the salty brine fiercely, I could see myriads of
-lights reflected from the various built palaces, and the sea looked
-like a diamond lawn.
-
-
-
-
-VERONA AND BOLOGNA.
-
-
-One morning, at sunrise, I was rapidly roaring towards the depot that
-was to carry me to Verona. All was lone and still, for the Venicians
-are no early risers. As still as the zephyr wind gondolas passed by
-me, and away the ripples flew. I left this city in the sea, and about
-ten o'clock arrived at Verona; a city so handsome in appearance--so
-magnificent in its ruins--so picturesquely situated in a plain, I
-felt as if I could dwell an age with it. Having obtained a cicerone
-we repaired to the old ruined walls of Julliete's fathers' house;
-afterwards the old man insisted on us going to see the half of her
-tomb, which is still preserved. No traces can be found of Romeo or
-his father's house or tomb.
-
-In Verona is many beautiful churches, the principal of which is San
-Zenone. San Zenone was a black man, and was the patron of Verona. He
-is represented as seated in a chair, with costly robes around him;
-his face is the picture of gloom, whilst his brow is stern and
-commanding. Preparations were going on for the reception of one of
-the oldest Bishops of Italy. The church was thrown wide open and
-workmen were employed in all parts of the inside of this edifice.
-Behind the altar, was preserved some holy water, brought from Rome
-for the occasion. The priest poured some out of the jug into a tin
-bucket and gave it to one of his boy aids to pour in the basin found
-at the entrance to all Catholic churches. This little priest boy
-returned to the vestry for more, received it, but when he returned to
-the basin where he had deposited the first bucket full, he discovered
-that the basin was minus the first bucket of water. His great
-amazement scared even the workmen. He returned to the priest and
-informed him that some unforeseen cause had deprived the church of
-the precious libation. The priest soon discovered the phenomenon, and
-pronounced it an omen unfavorable to the reception of the great
-bishop on his way here. It was talked about town that day, that the
-great bishop could not be received in the aisles of San Zenone. But I
-saw a thirsty boy looking in at the door, go up to the basin and
-drink his fill of the holy water, brought from Rome in a jug, and
-pronounced it not so good as he thought it was, by a jug full. I told
-the proprietor of the hotel that a boy drank the water, and he said,
-"I must be mistaken, as no one in Verona was so ignorant as to quench
-thirst on holy water." Some said it was the devil thirsting for the
-protection of San Zenone, for no admirer that hoped for salvation by
-the intercession of this holy saint, would be guilty of such a rash
-act, as they could not expect him to intercede in behalf of the
-spoilers of his festivals, unless their admiration of him was so
-great that they felt it their duty to partake of his blessings beyond
-the power of their resistance, even of stealing them.
-
-On my way to the railroad station, I passed the amphitheatre, that,
-in the gladiatorial days of Verona, held one hundred thousand persons
-in its arena, and where they saw the lion tear the man, and again
-where the man slew the lion. That same night I slept at Mantua, one
-of the most strongly fortified towns of Italy, and from here I went
-to Bologna and bought a sausage. This is a beautiful town so far as
-churches and graveyards add to the beauty of towns, and the latter is
-more extensive than the former. I informed the landlord of the hotel
-Europe that I needed a guide for at least a day. He went in search of
-one and returned with a schoolmaster, who had closed his school of
-fifty scholars, to wait on us at the enormous sum of one ducat per
-day. This was a little pert man with a body twice as long as his
-legs. "Gentlemen," said he, "let us be moving, there is a great deal
-to be seen before nightfall in Bologna." I informed him that I wanted
-to see one of the sausage manufactories, but he seemed to be
-ignorant that Bologna was celebrated in the sausage line. He asked
-some wayfaring man through those old lonesome streets to tell him
-where sausage was made. After seeing the manufactory and the lean
-donkeys, he took me to see a gymnasium, and here I saw the insignia
-of every organized people on the earth except my own, and looking for
-our eagle, stars and stripes, without finding them, I asked him how
-it was they could not be found. He said this institution was ten
-years old, to his certain knowledge, and as we were a new people and
-country, he supposed this was the reason. Bologna, like a candle,
-must soon be extinguished for want of fuel of such combustibles as
-will burn up the dark ignorant pile now hid from the bright light
-that ought to shine supreme from the temple of wisdom of the times.
-
-Venice, with her sea bathed palaces, may survive it, as she is still
-in beauty the "pride of the sea," more so than Bologna is the pride
-of graveyards, churches and sausage. The "Two Young Men of Verona" is
-better known to the world to-day than Verona or Bologna.
-
-
-
-
-FIRENZA DE BELLA CITA.
-
-
-When we were within two hours drive of Florence, the Capitol of
-Tuscany and as it is also called the "Italian Capitol of fine arts,"
-we stopped at a hotel to dine and feed horses. The landlord having
-ascertained that we might probably feel like paying something for
-what he called dinner, came into the sitting room with a live chicken
-by the neck and wished to know if I would order something to eat; I
-answered in the affirmative, when he gave his arm a twist and off
-went the chicken from his head, fluttering into nonentity. I informed
-mine host that the stage would hardly wait so long as was necessary
-to prepare the fowl, and he said he knew more about that than I did.
-A few moments after this he returned with the crawling flesh of the
-chicken, some wine and bread, as if he had done something really
-worth mentioning, and said, "now sir, here is some as fresh chicken
-as you ever eat, I am not like those town hotels that allow every
-thing to rot and stink before they sell it." A beautiful Italian girl
-that was a passenger in the dilligence with me, was waiting to get
-something, and she said to me "you sir, seem to be the lucky one." I
-thought it proper to give some one a small piece of the fresh
-chicken, but if she had not been so pretty she might have been the
-"unlucky one." Up over the door of this man's house was written,
-these German words, _Gasthof Zum New York_. It not taking as much
-time to dine in the Gosthof as in the stable, we took a walk to see
-the extraordinary phenomena of a muddy place that one can set a
-blazing with a match. Having arrived at Florence and hoteled myself I
-ascertained where the races were, and was told they would commence in
-thirty minutes and that my hotel window was as good a seat at the
-races as I could get. I looked out of the window and saw the streets
-clean as a floor of a log cabin, and written upon the corner
-"Course." That was the name of the street. A few minutes after the
-heralds proclaimed "that this course must be cleared" as round at the
-stand the horses were on the track. This street is circular, and the
-horses run round, till they come to where they start from, when the
-race is awarded to the first that comes. No riders are allowed, but
-the people which makes a paling round the track, hurry each horse on.
-The horses don't seem to know they are running a race, because the
-shouts of the populace at every window, corner and alley is so
-frightening they are trying all the time to get out of the track.
-
-Before the races commence, a carriage with four greys is conveying an
-old man and wife up a street that comes to the course and branches
-off, and after the race, himself and lady is the first to ride on the
-street called "_la course_;" and after his carriage every other
-person has a right to enter the promenade of this man and wife, the
-Grand Duke, of Tuscany. In the next carriage to his was a tall lady
-with a beaux by her side, who, I learned, was the Princess, his
-daughter. Next to her carriage, was a Mr. Bullion from California,
-trying to pass himself off for a real American gentleman. These are
-the times when men who make money in the Eldorado, come home to the
-States to show off. He certainly had more money than brains. He had a
-liveried carriage. The smoke curled up in little clouds behind him,
-his feet were on the fore cushion of the open Calashe, and a
-profusion of beard adorned all the lower extremity of his face. His
-beard reminded me of Col. May's the captor of La Vega. The Duke
-halted a moment causing all in the train to halt also, when Mr. B.
-rose up in his carriage and looked round the Dukes carriage and told
-his driver to drive on. He was informed that he could not, and he
-looked up very wise as if he would like to know why. A few minutes
-after the train moved, and he said to his driver "wait a little, I
-don't want them to think I want to follow them." The driver stopped
-and got himself in trouble, for the vehicle behind him told him to
-drive on or get out of their way. Here the Police interfeared and
-ordered Mr. consequence Bullion Esq., of the El Dorado to get out of
-the way of gentlemen and ladies. He tried to pursuade the officers to
-bear in mind he was talking to an American citizen; but there was as
-much difference as space between the Torrid and Frigid Zone. The
-officer gave him to understand that he might be a Florentine, but he
-must get out of the way of other people. Mr. B. spit a mouthful of
-juice in the carriage, threw his feet on the front cushion and told
-the driver to go on. At first my national pride was somewhat lowered,
-but on second thought, I gloried in knowing that Americans are not
-responsible for every upstart that goes abroad and violates the rules
-and regulations of other communities because they were not made to
-suit his taste, for which no body ever cared but himself. The good
-people of Europe know full well that there is always thistles among
-roses and not all good among themselves.
-
-American people are not as selfish as Italians. Italians will hate a
-man for ever for a Paul or Bioca. I got acquainted with an Italian at
-the work shop of Hiram Powers, and this young man volunteered to show
-me Florence, which would of course save me the expense of a lacquey;
-and my old lacquey told me he wished this man was dead, as he had
-deprived him of a Ducat. An English writer, tells a tale on
-Fontenelle thus: "He once ordered some asparagus cooked in oil for
-his dinner, for he was passionately fond of it; in five minutes
-afterwards, an abbey came to see him on some church politics, and as
-it is usual in France to ask ones friend how he wishes his dinner
-cooked and name what you have, Fontenelles told the old man what he
-had, and the old man said he would have half of the asparagus cooked
-in butter. Fontenelles thought it a great sacrafice, but said
-nothing. Thirty minutes afterward the abbey's valet came down in the
-parlor and exclaimed in great sorrow that while the abbey was washing
-he was taken with an apilepic fit and was dead. Fontenelles struck
-the youth on the shoulders and said, "run to the kitchen and tell the
-cook, to cook all the asparagus in oil."" Now this was indeed a
-selfish man. Sam Slick asked a country beaux "why it was that such a
-fine looking gentleman as himself was not married where so many
-pretty ladies were?" His answer was "when I offer my hand to a lady,
-she will be a lady!" This is another selfish man. An Irishman once
-drinking his neighbors wine was too selfish to testify his
-approbation of its merrits, by drinking a toast of such good wine to
-his neighbor. At last he was compelled to drink one, and he said,
-"here is to my wifes husband." The French is celebrated for eating,
-the Yankee for his pride, and Irishmen for their toddies.
-
- "The lads and lasses blightly bent,
- To mind both soul and body,
- Set round the table weel content
- And steer about the toddy."
-
-But I have never found even wit, to justify an Italian's selfishness,
-only sublimity of meanness is an Italian's selfishness.
-
-
-
-
-BACK TO PARIS
-
-
-On my departure from Florence, I luxuriated at Lucca, the bathing
-resort of the Tuscans. The city is old with stout walls around it.
-Three hours ride in a viturino will bring you to the baths. They are
-beautifully located, down in a valley with craggy and fertile
-mountains hanging over. It was quite a place in old times, and
-Counts, and Dukes and other nobles used to flock here to gamble,
-until so much murder was committed, Lucca broke up the resort of
-these monied men, and until very recently it was thought to be
-destroyed and dead, but the Austrians, who occupy all the important
-places in the government of this part of Italy, wishing to resurrect
-something that has already been in the Italians' mind as a pleasant
-dream, hotels have been built, and livery stables erected, for the
-accommodation of the gay portion of Florence, Pisa, Genoa, Leghorn,
-and even Milan. On my way from Florence to Lucca I stopped at Pisa.
-Pisa is well known to the world as holding up one of the seven
-wonders of the world, to the world's travelers and sight seers. I
-have reference to the "leaning tower." In describing the "leaning
-tower," I will merely say, that the first vast and solid layer of
-stone is heavy enough to hold all the others laid upon it. Each layer
-is fastened to the one under, and though it might protrude several
-feet on the layers protruding side, this few feet of reaching out
-stone can have no power over all the rest of that same layer around
-this immense tower. The next layer protrudes on the same perched side
-of the tower, and straight over the reaching edge of its under layer;
-as each layer is fastened with iron spikes to its under layer, there
-can be no chance of even the very top falling down on the side of the
-tower. It leans so much on each layer as to make the top of the tower
-reach away over the base on the leaning side, so much so that, were
-it to break loose, it would fall over to the earth without touching
-the base or foundation of the leaning side of the tower.
-
-The City of Pisa is well known in Italian history, by the awful
-contentions that used to exist among next door neighbors. Men used to
-fight on the top of their own houses, and go on conquering, from
-house to house, until they would slay as many as twenty lords, whose
-property would be theirs as spoils of war. One hour and a quarter's
-ride from Pisa is Leghorn, a city full of hats and bonnets. The bay
-is dotted over with little white houses, and some miles out in the
-sea; and I see hundreds of small boats rowing towards bath houses.
-The strongest merchants here are English, who ship Leghorn hats and
-bonnets to foreign ports, as well as their own, but the city belongs
-to the Hapsburg sceptre, and thousands of Austrian soldiers stand in
-the by ways of public places.
-
-Twelve hours travel through the sea from here, brought me to the
-"City of Palaces," Genoa. It is a city on the side of a hill, with
-eight story palaces looking down on the sea. Before the fifteenth
-century it had the inducement for traders that Lyons to-day has. Silk
-was manufactured here in a way that astonished that age of pride; but
-since the invention of steam, all those scientific arts that this
-trade called for is but as nothing, and Italians look at our steam
-power machines, and then at all their scientific arts, and like the
-proud fowl that gazed downward, their feathers fall.
-
-I must now pass over many places and their accomplishments, and
-hasten back to France, to prepare myself for the roughest voyage
-yet--Egypt, Arabia and Palestine. Here is the Pyramids, Memphis, (now
-Cairo) Thebes, the Nile, the Red sea, the desert of Sahara, Mount
-Sinai, the tomb of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and Joseph, at Hebron, the
-city of David; and to Jerusalem, down to Jericho where the Jordan's
-muddy waters slip under the briny and sulphurous liquid of the grave
-God dug for Sodom and Gomorrah; and to Olives, Carmel, Tabor and
-Calvary; and to Damascus, the Cedars of Lebanon, Nazareth, Bethel,
-and the temple of Balbec or Baal.
-
-Prussia, Bavaria, Sardinia and Saxony I will pass through without
-comment, more than to say that I found them separate nations of one
-people, save in language. However, I will say, that of all the German
-kingdoms the most despotic is Austria; but she hates slavery more
-than the "freest government in the world." Austria tyrannizes over
-man, but she cannot tyrannize, chattelize, and prostrate their rights
-with impunity, any more than Washington, Jefferson, or Henry could.
-
-
-
-
-EGYPT AND THE NILE.
-
-
-Five months of Paris life is again spent, and with it winter has gone
-by. Winter takes away and deadens the energies of a gay man, but the
-spring time comes, and with it the awakening of man from his
-lethargy, and like old Sol from the bed of the sea, in his majesty he
-shakes himself in all his rising glory, and puts a fiery garb between
-himself and all the rest of creation, to scorch the temptation that
-would impede his bright and manly career. Did you ever stand by the
-shore of a bed of water, reader, and see old Sol, like a mighty
-giant, rise up from his wet pillow, and seem to shake his shaggy
-locks, as they loosened from the abode of Neptune for more etherial
-spheres, and when at his journey's end, fall again on his pillow of
-the watery down? If you have, see me alike pulling away from the
-festal abode of Paris' comfort, and loosening the tie of familiar
-smiles, for a hard journey over a rough sea, dead lands, and a
-treacherous people. Will I not be willing, as old Sol when he fell on
-the western sea, to rest my mortal part on the flinty base of great
-Pompey's pillar, ere the work be "did and done?" I think I will! I
-have passed Marseilles, Malta in the sea, and here I am in sight of
-land. Well, Mr. Captain, what are you looking after in the distance
-with as much anxiety as the passengers, have you not been here
-before? "Yes sir, but every body wants to see Pompey's pillar."
-"That's a fact, Captain, is that his pillar?" At this stage of the
-enquiry, the Captain of the great steamer Ripon, laid his telescope
-down, and took hold of the ladies and gentlemen by the arm and
-shoulders, and requested that they would not be so partial to only
-one side of the boat, as it might dry one side of her boiler,
-endangering his life, as well as theirs. "Now," said the Captain, "do
-you all see that tall, monumental pillar, reaching upwards to the
-right of those barracks," when answered in the affirmative, he said,
-"That is Pompey's Pillar, to the left is the Pacha's palace." This
-was indeed the great city of Alexandria. Here it was Diogenes built
-the great temple of Diana; and over it suspended her in the air, by
-attractive and non-attractive metals, such as loadstone and others.
-We are coming near, and the camel boys and donkey drivers are more
-numerous than any other class. Having gone a quarter of a mile
-through mud, I am at the hotel, but I would as soon be any where
-else, for the accommodation is sickening. A man and camel is
-standing at the door, with a bullock skin full of butter for the
-landlord. The landlord requested him to uncamel it, and bring it in,
-after which he plated some of it for dinner. I enquired where this
-butter was made, and the Bedouin told me it was made in the desert,
-and in recommending it, he said it was good because he made it
-himself. But the most disgusting information I got of the origin of
-this butter, was, that it was made from camel's milk, and this very
-camel was one of the milch camels. The landlord came to know how we
-liked our dinner, and the Rev. Levi Tucker, of Boston, Mass.,
-enquired about this butter, and mine host stuck his finger in the
-butter, and tasted thereof. I was eating a piece of roast beef at the
-time, but I could not refrain from turning it over to ask myself,
-"might it not be camel's meat," though I could get no answer. After
-dinner, four of us Americans, headed by the Rev. Levi Tucker, called
-to see his most serene highness, the Pacha of Egypt. We stood before
-his palace in the court, about an hour, after which the dragoman
-returned from the interior of the palace and inquired of us if we
-were the President, I told him not quite. He then told us that his
-serene highness had no complaint to make of us for calling on him,
-and furthermore, that he had no objection to our looking over the
-gardens, and at the walls of the palace, and the stable doors. Mr.
-Fellowes, of New Orleans, lit a cigar, Mr. Elliot, of South
-Carolina, threw a quid of tobacco among the flowers, and I plucked a
-rose, and the Rev. Levi Tucker, so far descended from his gravity, to
-joke by saying, "you will all be fined, look sharp!"
-
-This city was built by Alexander the Great, more than three hundred
-years before Christ. It is on the Nile where it flows into the
-Mediterranean sea, but hardly any of its ancient splendor remains to
-point its site, save Pompey's Pillar, which is an immense stone column.
-Some parts of its walls are traced, and a few gates of granite marble
-are left to mark its spaciousness. Here used to pass the treasures of
-the Indies, but since the discovery of the route, via the Cape of Good
-Hope, only the mails traverse the Red sea, the Desert, and the Nile.
-Alexandria is the sea-port of Egypt, and Egypt is a province of Turkey.
-The Pacha pays the Sultan millions of treasure to rule this land
-himself, and also binds himself to furnish so many men in time of war,
-and is bound to lead them on the field if required. The present Pacha is
-said to be a foreign Prince, who fought his way to the throne. He lives
-here one part of the year, and the other at Cairo, the Capitol of Egypt.
-Cairo is about 275 miles from Alexandria, and as the English mail from
-the Indies comes there from towards the Red Sea to this place, they are
-now building railroads here, to facilitate conveying it to and from
-England and India.
-
-
-
-
-EGYPTIAN KINGS OF OLDEN TIMES.
-
-
-Alexander the Great, after having extended his conquest to the
-Indies, returned to Babylon and there died in the thirty-third year
-of his age. Byron, who died at this age, pronounces it fatal to
-genius. We will not class our Savior with men of genius, as it would
-not be a just comparison to his superior talent or grace, but, if
-what Byron says about the turn of genius be true, there can be little
-argument against him when these specimens can be taken into
-consideration. After this great man's death at Babylon, his empire
-was divided among the next great men of the earth, and the Egyptian
-division fell to the Ptolemies. They were a great family of the upper
-part of the Nile, perhaps the Thebiad, and are known to us as Ptolemy
-1st, 2d and 3d, &c. These kings were very learned, for they possessed
-the library of Alexandria, and which Caliph Omar burned containing
-700,000 volumes of manuscript. For six months they burnt books
-instead of wood to heat the water they bathed in. The word Ptolemy
-means a class of kings. The emperors of Rome were known successively
-as Cęsars. The Persians as Darius, just as the Louises of France
-were under the designation of one, two, and three. These titles of
-the throne originated with the great and kingly family of Pharaohs.
-Pharaoh Hophra is the famous Pharaoh that we are acquainted with in
-the scriptures. Pharaoh Necko is another celebrated Pharaoh. The
-present Cairo of Egypt, was then the Capitol of the greatest kings of
-the the earth, the Pharaohs. It is still a magnificent city for its
-age. Its population is variously estimated to be from 175 to 300,000.
-Some as fine edifices are found here as in any part of the East. It
-was the Memphis of old. Here it was that Pharaoh dwelt when he
-marched in pursuit of Moses, when the cloud stood between them; here
-it is he is, to day, a mummy, if he was not embalmed in the Red Sea,
-but distinguished not; here it is the famine raged furiously and men
-sold themselves for food to Joseph; here it was that Moses had the
-power to turn ashes into dust, that flew over the land with the
-rapidity of a lightning flash, and infested the body of man with
-boils, and still the king loved the spot too well to give up one
-single foot of his powerful sway. Here it was that Greece and Italy
-were schooled in all that they excelled; here it was that Moses
-obtained his fundamental rules of governing nations of people, for he
-was "learned in all the learning of the Egyptians," and where was
-more? and here it is some one thing is found that all the Savans'
-talent cannot conjecture the design of its structure, I mean the
-Pyramids. I was there to day, and gazed upward 470 odd feet in the
-air at its top. I say it because it is only necessary to see one to
-be confounded and awe struck. It is a spacious mass of solid layers
-of stone, one upon the other, and each from 25 to 32 feet in length.
-
-What the great kings of Egypt had such a tremendous mass of stone so
-systematically put together for, is a mystery to all the learning of
-our time, and still we know it must have been for no ordinary freak
-of talent, intelligence and power, such a structure was reared. The
-old historians tell us it took twenty years to build one, with a
-force of 100,000 hands. These one hundred thousand men were relieved
-every three months by another hundred thousand. These stones were
-hewn from the mountains in the desert. It took ten years to make a
-causeway on which to bring these immense stones to the building. Each
-stone was originally adorned with engravings of animals, but now
-there is no vestige of them. The two largest in Egypt, and perhaps in
-the world, are these two here before Cairo. My dragoman insisted on
-my crawling in and seeing the wonders, but I could make nothing out
-of its hollow. It was lined with leather winged bats. If they were
-the sepulchre of kings, their bodies are long gone, though secure
-they might have been. In going to these Pyramids, one walks over a
-pavement of dead bodies. I sunk in the sand, one hundred yards from
-the pyramid of Cheops, and my foot caught in the ribs of a buried
-man, which I afterwards learned to be a mummy. Oh, mummy! when the
-side of the mountains was filled with the dead in old times, it was
-usual to take out the oldest corpse and put them beneath the earth,
-and in consequence, the whole plain, from the pyramids to Cairo, some
-six or seven miles, is macadamized with dead Egyptians, perhaps some
-kings and queens. I find that Pachas are reverenced here according to
-their wealth. If you ask an Egyptian whether said Pacha is a great
-man or not, he compares him to Pachas of a like means. The Pacha has
-all the learned men of the land around him. They now, as of old,
-carry their inkhorn tied to their waistband. No king, perhaps, of the
-earth is so absolute in will over his people as the present Pacha of
-the Turkisk empire. The kings of old time, no doubt, were more
-powerful in their absolute sway. When Thebes had one hundred gates
-undecayed, she could send to war, two millions of men. Such were
-Egyptian kings of olden time, though black.
-
-
-
-
-TRAVELING ON THE NILE EIGHT HUNDRED MILES.
-
-
-The boat I obtained at Alexandria, was made like a keel boat. The
-cabin consisted of four bed rooms with a saloon in the centre. This
-cabin occupied the centre of the hull of the keel, but it left space
-outside all around, and more at each end than at the sides. The
-fourteen Arabs and one captain, called Reice, would either be pulling
-the boat all day, or managing the sail to advantage. When the breeze
-blew up the Nile, they would hoist the sail and take advantage of the
-wind. We paid them for the boat, men, and their own food, 250 pounds
-for the trip, but if the trip was not made in seventy days, and it is
-800 miles, we then had to pay them so much for each day over, besides
-this, every few days the Reice would come into the cabin for
-bucksheesh; we were annoyed at every stopping place for bucksheesh.
-The Indian of North America would translate bucksheesh "gim E
-money."
-
-Our cookery was at the bow of the boat, a small space of four feet
-square, and our cook was an Italian of Rome. We paid him two dollars
-a day, because he was a European, and could not work for less, and by
-the way, Arabs cannot cook, and will not, for any price, cook such
-food as we had. Our best meat was smoked pork, and they detest this
-meat. Nearly every man on our boat was named Achmit, or Mahommed; but
-the Reice's name was Marmound. The Reice was a good old man, I have
-often felt as if it would afford me great pleasure to sketch his
-profile, when, along about noonday, he would stop our boat without
-consulting us, to have his head shaved. The head shavers at all the
-little dirt villages, would keep a look out for boats, and be ready
-on the bank, to shave the captain's head, and make one cent.
-
-The speculators of the Nile could always be found on the banks at the
-villages, waiting to sell a goat, a chicken, or an egg. When we would
-stop a minute or two at a village, every few seconds, women or men
-would come in great haste to sell, each one trying to beat the other,
-some dates, cloves, or chickens. Some places, when the boat was
-shoving out, some great, fat and lazy Arab would come blowing and
-panting to the edge of the Nile with one single egg, that he had been
-waiting for the hen to lay. One man, to make up a dozen, squeezed an
-old hen until her egg bag emitted a yelk, which I refused to take as
-an egg. One Arab brought us some young crocodiles he had dug out of
-their nest, even while the old one was chasing him. To believe what
-an Arab says when trying to sell anything, would be a sublime display
-of the most profound ignorance a man could be guilty of. I have seen
-Arabs, however, professing an artful talent that I have no reason to
-believe can be found in the whole United States. I have reference to
-what is called snake charming.
-
-Yesterday an Arab came aboard with a basket on his arm, and he was
-literally covered or clothed with live snakes. They were crawling
-over his shoulders, arms, breast, and whole body in general, and his
-head was an emblem of Discord. Serpents looked in all directions,
-while their forked tongues signaled their wrath, like little flashes
-of lightning. This was a "snake charmer," and we concluded we would
-test his skill, and gave him a quarter to go to the mountains and
-call out of the rocks some of his prey. Having arrived, he sang a
-melancholy strain like that of a dove in spring time, occasionally
-raising his voice like a lonely crane, and after ten or fifteen
-minutes of this proceeding, brought some three serpents from the
-crevices of the rock, and quietly walked to them and they crawled on
-his arm. He offered to guarantee one crawling on me without biting,
-but I was not willing to make any contract to that effect. He
-returned to the boat with us, and one of our Arabs, who was a very
-incredulous man, told us that the "rascal" was possessed of no power
-at all over the wild serpents, but had placed these serpents there
-before, and that they were taught to come when called. But this Arab
-of ours was jealous of the interesting entertainment we enjoyed. The
-charmer knew not where we were taking him until we told him to call
-the snakes. The Reice of our boat was afraid the charmer would get
-too much bucksheesh, and called on us in our cabin to inform us, that
-some months before he had seen this man with the same serpents, and I
-asked him how he distinguished the serpents, and he said, "by their
-color." He gave me to understand, that though we were very learned
-this rascal could fool us, but with him it was very different. He
-said that "old Marmoud's beard was white, but few men knew more than
-he did." He appealed to our generosity, to keep some of the
-bucksheesh, "don't want the rascal to get all the bucksheesh."
-
-At night the jackalls are quite noisy. Two came within fifty yards of
-our boat, and played their howling notes some time. No Arab takes
-notice of jackalls, foxes, or crocodiles. I went into six sugar
-houses on the Nile, and all owned by the Pacha. No man can show his
-money here without getting it borrowed. The man who refuses to loan
-it to the Pacha when asked, cannot live. A wise man and his money
-must part.
-
-
-
-
-THEBES AND BACK TO CAIRO.
-
-
-Two great streams rises in the Mountain of the Moon, in Abyssinia,
-and unites in Nubia, and flows through Egypt, and makes what we call
-"The Nile." This splendid old stream flows on gradually as in the
-days of Pharaoh, and Jupiter Hammon; splendid, because in those days
-its banks were walled with rich cities. The remains of Thebes stand
-like Catskill mountains, unshocked. I mean the remains, the renowned
-Memnonian, Luxor and Carnack. The tall columns of the Memnonian is
-here like untold riddles to be explained. The paintings are as bright
-to-day as any modern picture I have seen in the Louvre, at Paris. The
-carved chariots on the walls convey the idea, "I see Remesees and
-Pharaoh's on the battlefield." These chariots seem to have carried
-only two or three warriors with their spears in the battle. On the
-outside wall of this temple is carved, the exact likeness of a "man's
-individual part," varying from 6 to 13 inches in length, and hanging
-beneath each is two balls, seeming to be connected like the two big
-parts of a heart, and both gradually sloping down together. It is
-supposed, that cutting off these parts of man was the punishment or
-qualification required to degrade those gents of the Remesee court,
-who were too polite to the ladies. But why gallant gentlemen should
-be treated so I shall leave for the conjecture of the learned reader.
-Some light may be thrown on this subject by reference to the
-preceeding page, on Constantinople's manner of preparing gentlemen's
-nature for taking ladies to the baths.
-
-These great temples are situated so that it takes a man many days to
-see them. They are on different sides of the Nile. Carnack is a
-tremendous mass of splendid ruins. Owls and foxes dwell within; and I
-saw a pretty bird, half asleep, that a man told me was a
-whip-poor-will. It is no pleasant thing to stop in these ruins a few
-hours alone, unless a man was possessed of no imagination at all. On
-one of the splendid painted broken columns that ran up through the
-hall or court of the unapproachable Pharaoh, Ptolemy, or Remese, a
-fox or hawk had been breakfasting on a rabbit, and martins had their
-nests perched on the side of the spreading columns that supported the
-beams of solid stone, of 12 feet wide and 20 long, over head. These
-ruins were sights of wonder to behold. Thebes could send to war
-20,000 men from each of her hundred gates, making in all two millions
-of men. But to-day her walls cannot be found; we know her but by
-Carnack, and the rest of her temples, and the stadium of the Nile.
-
-England and America has a consul here. He is a colored man named
-Mustapha. He insisted on us taking dinner with him before we left,
-and so we did. He had what is called a fashionable Egyptian dinner of
-to-day. The goat was cooked whole, and in a standing posture, and
-when placed on the table, uncarved, the strongest fingered man gets
-the best part with more ease and facility than the weaker. Whoever
-has seen a skinned calf's head hanging by a butcher's stall, can
-imagine how melancholy this cooked goat's head looked.
-
-Mr. Mustapha had no chairs or tables, but he had ample room round the
-tray in the middle of the floor, where this goat is placed. We all
-squatted as well as possible and dined at nine o'clock at night; each
-one of us had hold of Mustapha's goat at the same time. The Consul
-was indeed skilled in obtaining long pieces of tenderloin. If he is
-as well posted in diplomatic affairs as in finding tender parts of a
-goat, he will do honor to England and America, or Memphis of old.
-About 12 o'clock Mustapha said, "all the dinner was eaten up, and now
-we would have some dancing." The girls were called in, and they
-stocked their bodies, and made a general preparation with their bells
-tied to their waist. This was called tuning up. They went off in
-their different strains, as you have heard three or four sleigh
-turnouts, one after the other, and all getting together. Such a
-jingling; such screwing in and out of bodies; such a gesturing; and
-such a quivering of the bodies from their necks to their knees, is
-only to be imagined. One girl stuck her head between her legs in
-front, whilst another done the same over backwards. A few minutes
-afterwards, we eat some dates, smoked some pipes, and drank some
-arrack, a liquid used here as we use whisky, brandy, and gin, to
-raise the spirits. The feast over, Mustapha informed us that it was
-usual to pay his cook and waiter for their services. The next day he
-also informed us that it was usual to pay him for being our consul,
-as he performed this service for our government gratis. This is his
-short cut to the meeting house of distinction and gain. We paid,
-hoisted our sails, rowed away, and arrived in three weeks afterwards,
-back to Cairo.
-
-
-
-
-CAMELS, THROUGH THE DESERT.
-
-
-For three of us, eighteen camels were procured, to convey us,
-provisions and tents, through the desert. To every camel was a
-master, who loads and unloads food and water.
-
-The remainder of my travels will only be described as objects are
-found: no comments on their past or future.
-
-Having at ten o'clock, the first time in my life, mounted a camel, I
-found it hard work to hold to the old riggings on his back. We went
-out on the commons to the east of Cairo, and turned the head of the
-camels towards Suez, on the Desert, and awaited their own movements.
-The youngest went out in all directions, as far as a quarter of a
-mile off; they would follow one another a few minutes, until they
-would lose confidence in the ability of the leader to perform his
-duty, and take the direction of another. After half an hour spent in
-this way, some of the young leaders would wait and look at the old
-camels and dromedaries until they would come along side, and wait
-quietly until the older would take the lead, and in five minutes the
-whole caravan from all directions would pull for his course, like the
-different branches of a flock of wild geese that had been disturbed
-by some unnatural disturbance; in twenty minutes all would be in a
-straight line for Palestine. At five o'clock in the evening we camped
-for the night, and while supping before our tent doors, the English
-mail caravan came along from Suez with the India mail, some 400
-camels; they had left the red sea the day before, and were getting
-along very well. The English are great people to meet in a strange
-place, as they take pleasure in imparting all the news likely to add
-to ones comfort. They asked us about Her Majesty's government, and
-also about French feelings. We offered them something to drink, which
-they refused, and bade us good day and went a couple of hundred yards
-farther and camped. Next morning they were off before we waked up.
-The next day we arrived at the red sea, crossed over, and wended our
-way to Mount Sinai. We found, at the base of Mount Sinai, two
-Bedouins, like lost men from their tribe, looking about as if they
-were hunting something in their lonesome vallies. They rode Arab
-steeds instead of camels, as we did in the Desert. I had always
-believed that the desert was an arid sandy plain, but I found it more
-hill than plain. Occasionally we would see a couple of gazelles on
-the mountain crag, but always ready to run.
-
-We stayed at the convent of St. Catherine some days with the old
-monks, and bought some treasures of them in the way of manna, put up
-here for pilgrims in a little tin box, like mustard boxes, and also
-some canes of different kinds of shrubs growing round about here. It
-takes about an hour to wake the monks up from their studies,
-breakfast or sleep. They lowered a sort of a hamper basket for us to
-seat ourselves in, one at a time, and they pulled us up. Next morning
-we prepared our luncheon for an ascent; about twelve o'clock we
-reached the top where Moses held the stones. The guide showed us many
-little altars and curious places, said to be sacred places, to
-different ages of which he named. I could plainly see that his
-information was merely traditionary, without the least shadow of
-history for support. As we ascended, he showed a hole in the ground
-where the sons of Levi buried their dead. I asked him how he knew
-this was the history of this hole, and he said that a powerful Sheik
-told him this. He meant the chief of a tribe of Bedouins. They are
-called Sheiks. The Sheik who gave this important information was a
-very powerful Sheik, and consequently, his opinion carried great
-weight, though he could not read. He often settles questions more
-important than this to the Arabs. The next day, while branching out
-from Sinai and the Red Sea, we encountered a desperate tribe of
-Bedouins, who demanded of us a bonus, in genuine coin, for permission
-to travel through this territory. We refused to pay, and the Sheik
-declared that we should. Our guide, whose name was Como, said many
-years ago he traveled along the range with one Dr. Robinson who
-wrote a book, and was attacked by this rascally Sheik before, and
-refused to pay then, and would refuse now. He bullied up to the
-Sheik, and told him he would report him to the authorities of Hebron,
-who would send his complaint to Constantinople, to the Sublime Porte.
-The Sheik was intimidated, and rode off in the Desert towards Petra.
-After thirty-five days in the Desert, we came to Hebron, the burial
-ground of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Here we quarantined for three
-days. After traveling all these thousands of miles, the Arabs would
-not let us enter the mosque built over these distinguished men's
-bodies. Our camel drivers could enter, they were Arabs, and would not
-defile the mosque.
-
-
-
-
-JERUSALEM, JERICHO, AND DAMASCUS.
-
-
-Passing by the mosque whose treasure is the Patriarch's bodies
-covered with golden robes, the boys and women threw stones at us,
-that we might know we were approaching too near their sacred dead.
-They pride themselves on these sacred relics, and allow no man to
-pass by without seeing their fidelity displayed. Our drivers
-explained to us all they knew of the magnificence inside, but that
-was poor explanation and satisfaction, as it had also to be
-translated. As we left the city on our way to Jerusalem, we were
-shown some two or three olive trees nearly three thousand years old.
-About an hour after emerging from the city of Hebron, we met an Arab,
-and inquired the distance to the Holy City, and he said, "about half
-a day's camel ride." All miles are counted here by some animal's
-hour's travel. At one o'clock we were passing over rolling mounds
-adorned with olive trees. One was higher than the rest, and from its
-summit I saw Jerusalem only half a mile ahead. Its towers were few
-and scarce, and its walls were parched and charred. The mosque of
-Omar's dome glittered in the sun beam, and this Mahommedan sanctum
-towered above all the other buildings in this city, that was once the
-"glory of the world," because of its godliness. Yes, the mosque of
-the Turk looked down upon our glorious sepulchre, as it were with
-contempt. I made my way straight to our humble edifice, and fell upon
-the marble slabs that once entombed the flesh and blood of the
-greatest man ever tabernacled in a body of flesh. In the middle of
-the Latin Church, which means the church we christians of the world
-built over Calvary, is another small house like a large sepulchre,
-such as I have seen in New Orleans, or _Pere la Chaise_, at Paris,
-and in this little house are the sides, bottom, and cover, of the
-tomb of our Savior, just as it was taken from the earth and placed on
-this stone floor, before this little house and the large church were
-built around it. Two men were inside of the little house, one at each
-end of our Savior's tomb, giving wild flowers to the visitors. These
-flowers are fresh, and placed daily on the tomb beside the burning
-candles, that burn night and day on this consecrated marble tomb. An
-English lady, who came in before me, was prostrated on the floor,
-kissing the tomb with great devotion. She was a lady of rank who had
-pilgrimed here, and now had given way to her devoted feelings towards
-the dull, cold marble that once, in the midst of thousands of
-enemies, our Savior had lain in, uncorrupted, though bleeding and
-mangled.
-
-The monks were passing to and fro in all directions. The best place
-to locate for a short time, is in the convent attached to the church;
-they make no charges against a pilgrim, but no pilgrim can come here
-unless rich, and no rich man will go away without giving something to
-so sacred a place as the tomb of our Savior.
-
-These monks are strict in all their rules, and allow none to be
-treated with indifference; they allow no chickens, ducks, cats, or
-dogs in the convent; as by their courting habits they might lead the
-mind of man from spiritual reflections, to groveling desires. These
-are undisputed facts, and I got them from the lips of a monk's aid. I
-walked round the walls of this celebrated city in one hour and a
-quarter, though when Titus took it, it contained about 2,000,000
-souls. But as Jerusalem was considered by the Jews impregnable, the
-people from all the villages round about came here for safety. This
-accounts for its having so many people when taken. I am mounting a
-small Arab steed to go to Bethlehem. I can see it from here. In an
-hour after leaving Jerusalem, I passed by the tomb of Lazarus, and
-rode up to the walls of the convent at Bethel. It was closely shut on
-all sides. Our guide demanded in an authorative tone and air for
-entrance. A bare footed monk unlatched the door, and we walked in,
-and were carried direct to the altar built over the manger. We saw
-burning candles and flowers strewn around. We came out and wended
-our way towards Jericho, it could be seen in the distance. We came to
-a spring whose water was running freely, and the guide had the
-impudence to tell me that the cause of this water running so freely,
-was because the jawbone that Sampson fought so bravely with was
-buried here. He had told me another absurd story about Jeremiah's
-cave, but I was not inclined to believe anything I heard from the
-people about here, because I knew as much as they did about it. I
-came to Jerusalem with a submissive heart, but when I heard all the
-absurdities of these ignorant people, I was more inclined to ridicule
-right over these sacred dead bodies, and spots, than pay homage.
-
-The same evening I camped at Jericho, about a hundred yards from
-where the Jordan empties into the Dead Sea. We took a bath in the
-Jordan, and tried some of its water with _eau de vie_, and found it
-in quality like Mississippi water. Then before we dressed, we took
-another in the Dead Sea. I cannot swim, but I could not sink in this
-sea; it is a strong brine of sulphur and salt, and stronger in
-holding up substances than the Mediterranean or the Atlantic. No
-living creature can live in it; the Jordan washes an immense quantity
-of small perch-like fish into it, but they instantly die, and are
-thrown out on the banks of the sea within twenty feet of the Jordan.
-The Jordan is frightfully rapid, but so narrow that a child could
-throw a stone across any part of it within a mile of the sea.
-Rabbits and birds are plentiful here; in the shrubbery in the valley
-of the Jordan I killed doves and quails enough for supper. Jericho is
-not worth mentioning, as there is not even a temple here left by
-time. The ground is covered with broken bricks and stones.
-
-Having stayed in the city of Jerusalem seventeen days, I leave it,
-never wishing to return again, and am now leaving the wall, Calvary,
-Moriah, and Olivet, to see Gallilee, Tabor, Nazareth, and Damascus. I
-saw the sea, as no doubt it was when the whale vomited; I saw the
-little house where water was turned into wine, I saw Tabor, ascended
-and took my chances with the wild boar; I returned from Tabor to
-Nazareth, where I had left my baggage and provisions; eat some
-camel's meat. The soldiers were preparing for army stores, and I
-hurried on to Damascus to hear something about the decrees of St.
-Petersburg against the sublime Porte. The Turks all through Palestine
-were preparing for war; they said this year, 1853, was going to be a
-memorable one; the crescent and the cross were to shine gloomily, for
-the hungry Russian bear was seeking food beyond his lair. About the
-1st of July I arrived at the Paradise-plain City of Damascus, and
-bought a blade. I bought some silks, and old swords, celebrated as
-Damascus blades were, with one I cut a half a dollar into two pieces.
-The ambassadors of different nations were informing their country's
-subjects that it was best to be among the missing, and said that some
-Russians were here yesterday, but were now gone to parts unknown.
-These ambassadors were more frightened than their subjects; one said
-to Col. Fellowes and myself, "as soon as the Sultan declares war, no
-christian will be allowed to pass the barrier of his boundary," and
-as this is said to be a quarrel on religion, every christian head
-might fall "that is found where waves the little Turkish flag of the
-crescent and the cross." I packed my trunk, paid my bill, and left
-Damascus and its sights, and traveled towards the Mediterranean. I
-looked at my old Damascus blade, and thought of those sharp
-scymaters, like reap hooks, and as I could see one in my imagination,
-I felt all over, and spurred towards Joppa.
-
-
-
-
-CONCLUSION.
-
-
-I am now letting loose the thread of my knowledge; the broach is
-turning from me to pull away the end, and with it the satisfaction
-that though its a hard broach to tie to, I have spun _no yarn_. The
-reader that only believes what he can see, through a limited source
-of facts, is always losing time and money, to read another man's
-knowledge; but the one who is always seeking to add to the stock of
-knowledge which he already has, is sure to gain time and knowledge in
-the stride of life.
-
-On my way to Joppa I passed through Lebanon, took a glance at the old
-cedars, which I can pronounce nothing but spruce pine. I brought some
-of the burrows home to New Orleans, and they received from my friends
-the appellation above. An old man close to the little group of
-cedars, offered me his virgin daughter for the sum of twenty-five
-dollars; he seemed to be in great want of money. I hurried to Acre,
-and looked at its strong walls, and heard its foolish citizens talk
-of the impossibility of any nation being strong enough to take it.
-
-Jaffa is the present name of Joppa. It was formerly the sea port town
-of Palestine; it has suffered much from being the gate city of Syria.
-Here, at Jaffa, I took passage to Marseilles, France, and arrived
-there just as the emperor of Morocco, who had been visiting France,
-was departing, himself and retinue, for Morocco, the Capitol of his
-Empire. I arrived back to Paris before the last of July. On the
-second day of September, the Franklin backed out from the wharf at
-Havre, France, with a splendid trip of passengers for New York city.
-Among these were Charles W. March, private secretary of Mr. Webster,
-and Geo. W. Kendall, the traveling editor of the New Orleans
-Picayune. They seemed to me the happiest men aboard; they eat their
-good dinners, drank their good wines, and came on deck and inquired
-of me my opinion of thousands of little things that I thought hardly
-worth noticing. I am passing by England and Wales for home, my
-journey must be considered done. Youth is ever ready to be where it
-seems no advantage to him; and it is a long time before he can
-surfeit on curiosity, enough to say, "alack, and well-a-day!" The
-aged are rough and ready implements of the world, they are too
-tightly riveted to their designs to let loose when they are
-absolutely in danger; yes, Old Fogy goes on like a saw on a nail,
-determined to go through because he had the power, heedless of the
-consequences, and determined to make the nail suffer for attempting
-to impede his progress; he soon finds his sawing propensities
-broken, and much the worse for wear. But not so with youth. I feel in
-taking leave of this work, as if I was parting with an old and
-familiar friend that I could stay much longer with, but I am afraid
-to stay much longer lest I enhance its value as a friend. _A friend?_
-Yes, a friend!
-
-James says that men of talent are often seen with many books before
-them, extracting their contents and substances. Were such men
-authors? No! but imitators; they wrote few impressions because few
-were made; they merely confirmed what others proved.
-
-Like an anxious boy, in the ardor of anxiety to describe, I may fail,
-but I tell the thing as I saw it.
-
-Should the reader think strange that I could find pleasure in these
-curious and strange places for a young man to be in, wherein they may
-occasionally find me, he must bear in mind that those are the only
-places and streams where flows the tide of curiosity from the mind of
-a youthful channel. There is no sameness about youth; like the clock
-when down, he must be wound up, or there can be shown no fine work in
-the machinery of a career of glory. Henry kindled his own fire,
-Washington paddled his own canoe, and for a bright manhood, youth
-must find his own crag on the mountain, rivet his eye of determined
-prosperity up the cliffy wiles of life, kick assunder impediments and
-obstacles, and climb on! When you hear _can't_, laugh at it; when
-they tell you _not in your time_, pity them; and when they tell you
-_surrounding circumstances alter cases_, in manliness scorn them as
-sleeping sluggards, unworthy of a social brotherhood.
-
-All are obliged to unite when a question of _might_ against _right_
-comes up, as it is now before the world. Dickens says, "no doubt that
-all the ingenuity of men gifted with genius for finding differences,
-has never been able to impugn the doctrine of the unity of man." He
-further says, "The European, Ethiopean, Mongolian, and American, are
-but different varieties of one species." He then quotes Buffon, "Man,
-white in Europe, black in Africa, yellow in Asia, and red in America,
-is nothing but the same man differently dyed by climate." Then away
-with your _can't_; when backed to the wall by the debator, you had
-better say _nothing_ than _can't_. You had better say, as I say while
-taking leave of you, _au revoir_.
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