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-ENCHANTMENT
-
-
- * * * * * *
-
-The Pocket Books
-
-
- A series designed to represent the three aspects of American
- romance,--adventure, mystery and humor
-
- THE AMETHYST BOX By Anna Katharine Green
-
- A detective story of a Newport wedding
-
- THE HOUSE IN THE MIST By Anna Katharine Green
-
- A tale of unexpected fortunes. Including also The Ruby and the
- Caldron
-
- ENCHANTMENT By Harold MacGrath
-
- Short stories of whimsical adventure
-
- THE PRINCESS ELOPES By Harold MacGrath
-
- An extravagant romance of a European Duchy
-
- THE MOTORMANIACS By Lloyd Osbourne
-
- Tales of the road and the automobile
-
- * * * * * *
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-ENCHANTMENT
-
-by
-
-HAROLD MAC GRATH
-
-Author of
-The Man on the Box, The Princess Elopes,
-The Puppet Crown, etc., etc.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-Indianapolis
-The Bobbs-Merrill Company
-Publishers
-
-Copyright 1905
-The Bobbs-Merrill Company
-
-April
-
-Press of
-Braunworth & Co.
-Bookbinders and Printers
-Brooklyn, N. Y.
-
-
-
-
-ENCHANTMENT
-
-INCLUDING
-
-
-A NIGHT'S ENCHANTMENT
- The Adventure of the Lady in the Closed Carriage
-
-THE BLIND MADONNA
- The Adventure of the Golden Louis
-
-NO CINDERELLA
- The Adventure of the Satin Slipper
-
-TWO CANDIDATES
- An Adventure in Love and Politics
-
-THE ENCHANTED HAT
- The Adventure of My Lady's Letter
-
-
-TO
-MRS. ANDREW J. COOPER
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
- PAGE
-
- A NIGHT'S ENCHANTMENT 3
- THE BLIND MADONNA 43
- NO CINDERELLA 81
- TWO CANDIDATES 117
- THE ENCHANTED HAT 161
-
-
-
-A NIGHT'S ENCHANTMENT
-
-THE ADVENTURE OF THE LADY IN THE CLOSED CARRIAGE
-
-
-I
-
-So much depended upon every one's utter lack of nervousness and
-embarrassment that Shaw, the stage manager, decided that my presence at
-the final rehearsal would only add to the tension, and was therefore
-unnecessary. The "star" complained that her efforts to interpret my
-lines to my satisfaction were wearing her thin, while the "leading man"
-declared that he could not enter naturally into the spirit of the comedy
-so long as he knew I was watching from across the front.
-
-To tell the truth, I was not unagreeable. There were many things I
-wanted to change, and I knew that if I once got headway I should have to
-write the play all over; and that was not in the contract. My room was
-better than my company. So Shaw gave me a card to The Players and left
-me there in the care of a distinguished fellow dramatist.
-
-We had a capital dinner, and our exchange of experiences would have made
-a book equal in length to _Revelation_. What a time a fellow has to get
-a manager to listen to a better play than he has yet produced! I'm
-afraid that we said many uncomplimentary things about actors in general
-and managers in particular. The actor always has his own idea, the
-manager has his, and between them the man who wrote the play is pretty
-well knocked about. But when the play is produced every one's idea
-proves of some use, so I find.
-
-In spite of the good dinner and the interesting conversation, I found
-myself glancing constantly at my watch or at the clock, thinking that at
-such and such a time to-morrow night my puppets would be uttering such
-and such a line, perhaps as I wanted them to utter it, perhaps as they
-wanted to utter it. It did not matter that I had written two successful
-novels and a popular comedy; I was still subject to spells of diffidence
-and greenness. Much depended upon this second effort; it was, or it was
-not, to establish me in New York as a playwright of the first order.
-
-I played a game of billiards indifferently well, peered into Booth's
-room and evoked his kindly spirit to watch over my future, smoked
-incessantly, and waited impatiently for Shaw's promised telephone call.
-The call came at ten-thirty, and Shaw said that three acts had gone off
-superbly and that everything pointed to a big success. My spirits rose
-wonderfully. I had as yet never experienced the thrill of a curtain
-call, my first play having been produced while I was abroad. If they
-called me before the curtain my cup was full; there was nothing left in
-the world but to make money, all other thrills having come and departed.
-All at once I determined to run up town to the theater and steal in to
-see the last act. So I called for my hat and coat, apologized to my
-friend, and went forth into the night--and romance!
-
-Gramercy Park is always still at night, quiet even in the very heart of
-turmoil. Only an indefinable murmur drifted over from the crowded life
-of Broadway. I was conning over some lines I thought fine, epigrams and
-fragmentary philosophy.
-
-"Hurry! We have only half an hour!"
-
-The voice, soft and musical, broke the silence ere my foot had left the
-last step. Amazed, I looked in the direction whence came this symphony
-of vocal allurement. A handsome coupe, with groom and footman, stood at
-the curb. A woman in evening gown leaned out. I stopped and stared. The
-footman at the door touched his hat. I gazed over my shoulder to see if
-any one had come out of the club at the same time as myself. I was
-alone.
-
-"Hurry! I have waited at least half an hour. We haven't a moment to
-waste."
-
-Some one in the upper rooms of the club lifted a shade to open a window,
-and the light illuminated her features. She was young and very handsome.
-A French wit once said that the whisper of a beautiful woman can be
-heard farther than the loudest call of duty. Now, I honestly confess
-that if she had been homely, or even moderately good-looking, I should
-have politely explained to her that she had made a peculiar mistake. I
-was somebody else. As it was, with scarce any hesitation I stepped into
-the carriage, and the footman closed the door. To this day I can not
-analyze the impulse that led me into that carriage: Fate in the guise of
-mischief, Destiny in the motley and out for a lark, I know not which,
-nor care.
-
-"I am sorry to have kept you waiting," said I.
-
-"I thought you would never come."
-
-Thought I would never come? The coupe started off at a rate likely to
-bring us under the vigilant eyes of the police. We pared the corner
-neatly and swung into Broadway, going up town. The theaters were
-emptying, and here and there the way was choked with struggling cabs;
-but our driver knew his business, and we were never delayed more than a
-moment. Not another word was spoken till we reached Thirty-fourth
-Street. I was silent because I had nothing to say.
-
-"One after another they came out. I thought you would never, never come.
-I had all I could do to keep from going into the club after you!" She
-tore off her long, white gloves and flung them (savagely, I thought)
-into her lap.
-
-Going into the club after me? Heavens! What a scandal I had escaped!
-What the deuce was it all about, anyway? Who was I? What was expected of
-me? My nerve lost a particle of its strength, but I could not back out
-now. It was too late. I was in for some sort of excitement. I had always
-been skeptical about mistaken identity. This was to be my conversion.
-
-"You will never forgive me, I know, for waiting outside a club for you."
-She snuggled over to her side of the carriage.
-
-"Yes, I will!" I replied with alacrity. Who wouldn't forgive her? I
-moved closer.
-
-The blue light of the arc-lamps flashed into the window at frequent
-intervals. Each time I noted her face as best I could. It was as
-beautifully cut as a Cellini cameo, and as pale as ivory under friction.
-You will laugh. "They are always beautiful," you will say. Well, who
-ever heard of a homely woman going a-venturing? Besides, as I remarked,
-it wouldn't have been an adventure if she had been homely, for I
-shouldn't have entered the carriage. To be sure, I was proving myself a
-cad for not enlightening her as to her error in the matter of
-identification; but I was human and young, and rather fond of my
-Stevenson, and this had all the charm and quality of the New Arabian
-Nights.
-
-"It is all so terrible!" Her voice was tense; there was a note of agony
-in it that was real. She was balling her handkerchief, and I could see
-that her fingers were long and white and without jewels, though I caught
-the intermittent glimmer of a fine necklace circling an adorable throat.
-What a fine chance for a rascal!
-
-I wondered if she would have me arrested when she found out? Was I
-married, single, a brother, a near friend? What the deuce was her
-trouble? Ought I to kiss her? My double was a fortunate duffer. How I
-envied him!
-
-"Women are so silly sometimes. I do not know why I was dragged into
-this," she said.
-
-Dragged into what? Had a crime been committed, or had some one run away
-with another man's wife? Heavens! we might be eloping and I not know
-anything about it! I shivered, not with fear, but with a strange
-elation.
-
-"How could I have done it? How could I? Terrible!"
-
-"It must be," I admitted readily. No, a woman does not elope in her
-ball-gown. Perhaps we were going after the trunks.
-
-"To think that he would force me into a thing like this!"--vehemently.
-
-"I see that there is nothing left for me to do but to punch his head." I
-thought I was getting on famously.
-
-She gave me a swift, curious glance.
-
-"Oh, I am brave enough," said I. I wondered if she had noticed that I
-was a passably good-looking man, as men go.
-
-"What is done is done,"--wearily. "Retrospection will do us no good."
-
-"What do you wish me to do?" I asked presently.
-
-It was like writing a composite novel, no one knowing what the other
-chapters were about. I had already forgotten that I had written a play
-which was to be produced the following night; I forgot everything but
-the potent charm of the mystery which sat beside me and which I was
-determined to unravel, as they say in detective stories.
-
-"What do you wish me to do?" I repeated.
-
-"I will tell you when the time comes. For your own sake, be advised by
-me and do nothing rash. You are so impulsive."
-
-For my own sake do nothing rash: I was so impulsive! My hand wandered
-toward the door-latch, and fell. No! I would stick it out, whatever
-happened.
-
-"You are not afraid, are you?" she asked.
-
-"Afraid of what?"--adroitly.
-
-"I was right in waiting for you,"--simply.
-
-Maybe; that remained to be seen.
-
-We crossed under the Sixth Avenue "L," and the roar of a passing train
-silenced us for a time. Who was I, anyway? Where were we going? Why
-didn't she call me by some first name? So far she hadn't given me a clue
-to anything. An idea came to me.
-
-"Are you wise in taking me there to-night?" I asked. This was very
-cunning of me.
-
-She coughed slightly and peered from the window. "Ten blocks more! Oh,
-if only we dared go faster, faster, and have it all over with!"
-
-"A policeman would delay us no inconsiderable time," I cautioned. "And
-think of its being reported in the papers! That wouldn't help matters.
-They are bad enough as they are." Doubtless they were!
-
-She said nothing.
-
-"Courage, courage!" I said; "all will end well." At least I sincerely
-hoped it would end well. I reached over and touched her hand. She
-withdrew that member of an exquisite anatomy as suddenly as if my touch
-had stung her. Once more I found myself in a maze. Evidently, whoever I
-was, I did not stand on such terms with her as to be allowed the
-happiness of holding her hand. And I had almost kissed her!
-
-Then a horrible thought scorched me. I had more than a thousand dollars
-in my wallet. I snuggled over to my side of the carriage. The newspapers
-were teeming with stories of new bunko-games, and this might be one of
-the classics of getting-rich-quick on other people's money. I slyly
-buttoned up my coat. Anyhow, it was chilly.
-
-On, on we rolled; light after light flashed into the window, gloom
-followed gloom.
-
-More than a thousand dollars was a large sum for an author to be
-carrying about; and if the exploit turned out to be a police affair I
-might be seriously questioned as to how an author came by so large a
-sum. Yet, as I thought of her necklace, I felt my cheeks grow red with
-shame. It's so hard to doubt a beautiful young woman! Still, the jewels
-might not be real. There were many false gems in New York, animate and
-inanimate. If her jewels were genuine, two years' royalties would not
-have purchased the pear-shaped pearl pendant that gleamed at her throat.
-If she was really an adventuress she was of a new type, and worth
-studying from the dramatist's point of view. Had she really mistaken me?
-Quite accidentally I touched her cloak. It was of Persian lamb. Hang it,
-adventuresses don't go around in Persian lamb: not in New York. Ha! I
-had it. I would find out what she was.
-
-I leaned over quickly and kissed her cheek. There was not a sound, only
-I felt her shudder. She wiped with her handkerchief the spot my lips had
-touched. I was a cad and a wretch. When she did speak her tones were
-even and low.
-
-"I did not quite believe that of you."
-
-"I could not help it!" I declared, ready to confess that I was an
-impostor; and as I look back I know that I told the truth when I said I
-could not help it. I didn't care where the carriage went, nor what the
-end would be.
-
-"And I trusted you!" The reproach was genuine.
-
-I had nothing to say. My edifice of suspicions had suddenly tumbled
-about my ears.
-
-"I am sorry; I have acted like a cad. I am one," I said finally.
-
-"I was helpless. One after another the men we trust fail us."
-
-"Madam, I am a wretch. I am not the gentleman you have taken me for. I
-have had the misfortune to resemble another gentleman."
-
-"I never saw you before in all my life, nor any person that resembles
-you."
-
-I gasped. This was what the old dramatists called a thunderbolt from
-heaven. I felt for my wallet; it was still in my pocket. Inconsistently,
-I grew angry.
-
-"Then, what the devil--!"
-
-"Do not add profanity to ill-manners," she interposed. "Perhaps I have
-no right to complain. There is the door, sir; you have but to press the
-button, stop the driver, and get out. I am in a terribly embarrassing
-position to-night, one which my own folly has brought me to. It was
-absolutely necessary that a gentleman should accompany me in this
-carriage to my destination. When you came forth from your club--the only
-club the exact location of which I am familiar with--you appeared to be
-a gentleman, one I could trust to accompany me. To attract your
-attention, and at the same time arouse your curiosity, I had to resort
-to equivocal methods. It is an adventure, sir. Will you see it to the
-end, or shall I press the button?"
-
-"Permit me to ask a question or two!" I was mightily confused at the
-turn of things.
-
-"Perfect confidence in me, or I shall open the door."
-
-"In any other city but New York--"
-
-"Yes or no!"--imperiously.
-
-"Hang it, madam!"
-
-Her hand went toward the electric button.
-
-"To the end of the world, and no questions asked."
-
-Her hand dropped. "Thank you,"--gently.
-
-"Curiosity is something we can't help; otherwise I should not be here,
-ass that I am! Chivalry isn't all dead. If you are in trouble depend
-upon me; only I must be back in New York by to-morrow night."
-
-"You will not leave the city. You have no fear?"
-
-"I should not be here else."
-
-"Oh, but you must be imagining all sorts of terrible things."
-
-"I am doing some thinking, I'll admit. How easily a woman can make a
-fool of a man!"
-
-"Sometimes."
-
-"I am a shining example. How you must have laughed at me! A pretty woman
-has more power over a man's destiny than all the signs of the Zodiac put
-together. And it's natural that he should want to kiss her. Isn't it?"
-
-"I am not a man."
-
-"A saint would have tripped. Put yourself in my place--"
-
-"Thank you; I am perfectly satisfied."
-
-"A beautiful woman asks me to enter her carriage--"
-
-"And, thinking that I had mistaken you for some one I knew, you kissed
-me!"--derisively.
-
-"I wished to learn where I stood in your affections."
-
-"A very interesting method of procedure!"
-
-"And when I touched your hand you acted as if mine had stung you."
-
-"It did."
-
-"There's no getting around that,"--resignedly. "Shall I tell you frankly
-what I at one time took you to be?"
-
-"If it will relieve your mind."
-
-"Well, I believed you to be some classic adventuress."
-
-"And you are sure I am not?"
-
-"Positive now. You see, I have considerable money on my person."
-
-"Wouldn't it be wise for you to hand it over to some policeman to keep
-for you till to-morrow? Do not take any unnecessary risks. You do not
-dream into what I am leading you."
-
-The carriage suddenly stopped.
-
-"The journey is at an end," she said.
-
-"So soon?"
-
-A moment later the door opened, and I stepped out to assist her to
-alight. She waved me aside. We stood in front of some millionaire's
-palace. It was golden with illumination. Was it a wedding and was I to
-be a witness? Or was some one making his will? Perhaps it was only a
-ball or a reception. I stopped my cogitations. What was the use asking
-myself questions? I should soon know all.
-
-"Follow me," she said, as she lightly mounted the steps.
-
-I followed.... Here, in New York, the most unromantic city in all the
-wide world! I was suddenly seized with nervousness and a partial failure
-of the cardiac organs to perform their usual functions.
-
-She turned to me. "There is yet time."
-
-"Time for what?"
-
-"Time to run."
-
-"There was a moment.... Lead on,"--quietly. I thought of the young man
-with the cream tarts.
-
-She touched a bell, and the door opened, admitting us into the hall. A
-servant took our belongings.
-
-"Dinner is served, miss," said the servant, eying me curiously, even
-suspiciously.
-
-It appeared that I was to dine! What the deuce did it all mean? A dinner
-at suppertime! A very distressing thought flashed through my mind.
-Supposing she had known me all along, and had lured me here to witness
-some amateur performance. I shuddered. I flattered myself. There was no
-amateur performance, as presently you shall see. I followed her into the
-dining-room. Fortunately, I was in evening dress. I should at least be
-presentable, and as cool as any man in the room. Comedy or tragedy, or
-whatever it was going to be, I determined to show that I had good blood
-in me, even though I had been played for a fool.
-
-Around a table covered with exquisite linen, silver and glass sat a
-party of elegantly dressed men and women. At the sight of us the guests
-rose confusedly and made toward us with shouts of laughter, inquiry and
-admiration. They gathered round my companion and plied her with a
-hundred questions, occasionally stealing a glance at me. I saw at once
-that I stood among a party of ultra-smart people. Somehow I felt that I
-represented a part in their mad pastimes.
-
-"Where did you find him?" cried one.
-
-"Was it difficult?" asked another.
-
-"I'll wager he didn't need much urging!" roared a gentleman with a
-rubicund nose.
-
-"He is positively good-looking!" said one woman, eying me boldly.
-
-I bowed ironically, and she looked at her neighbor as if to say: "Why,
-the animal understands what I say!"
-
-"My friends," said the girl, waving her hand toward me, "I have paid my
-detestable forfeit." Her tones did not bespeak any particular
-enjoyment.
-
-A wager! I stood alone, my face burning with chagrin. I could feel my
-ears growing, like the very ass that I was. A wager!
-
-"To table!" cried the gentleman with the rubicund nose. Evidently he was
-host. "We must have the story in full. It certainly must be worth
-telling. The girl has brought home a gentleman, I'm hanged!"
-
-The guests resumed their chairs noisily.
-
-The girl faced me, and for a space it was a battle of the eyes.
-
-"Will you do me the honor?" she said half-mockingly, nodding toward the
-only vacant chairs at the table.
-
-"Would it not be wise for me to go at once?" I asked quietly.
-
-"If you do not sit at the table with me I lose. But please
-yourself,"--wearily. "It has all been very distasteful to me."
-
-"I will stay to the bitter end. My conceit and assurance need a
-drubbing." I offered her my arm. All eyes were centered upon us. She
-hesitated. "We might as well go through this ordeal in a proper spirit
-and manner," I said. I rather believe I puzzled her.
-
-She flushed slightly, but laid her hand on my arm, and together we
-walked over to the vacant chairs and sat down. The laughter and hum of
-voices ceased instantly.
-
-In faith, I was becoming amused. They were going to have their fun with
-me; well, two could play at that game.
-
-
-II
-
-The host rose, and, leaning on his fingertips, he addressed me: "Sir,
-all this doubtless strikes you as rather extraordinary."
-
-"Very extraordinary," I replied.
-
-"To dine under such circumstances is not accorded to every man."
-
-"To which do you refer: the honor or the _modus operandi_?"
-
-"Both. Now, an explanation is due you."
-
-"So I observe,"--gravely.
-
-"The pleasure is mine. To begin with, permit me to introduce you to my
-guests." One by one he named them, the ladies and gentlemen. I had heard
-of them all. Money had made them famous. "As for myself, I am Daniel
-Ainsworth; this is my home. I dare say you have heard of me."
-
-"I have won money on your horses, sir,"--with all the gravity of
-expression I found possible to assume.
-
-My remark was greeted with laughter.
-
-My host, composing his lips, resumed. "And now, sir, whom have I the
-honor to address?"
-
-"I am the author of many a famous poem,"--tranquilly.
-
-"Ah!"
-
-"Yes; anonymous. Sir, my name would mean nothing to you or your guests:
-I am poor."
-
-There was a trace of admiration in the girl's eyes as she turned her
-head. "Besides," I went on, "I want a little revenge."
-
-"Good!" bawled my host; "good! You're a man of kidney, sir. A gentleman
-is always a gentleman; and I do not need to look at you twice, sir, to
-note that my niece's choice has been a happy one."
-
-"You have not introduced me to your niece," said I, "who is, next to
-myself, the most important guest at the table."
-
-"Hang me! The young lady at your side is Miss Helen Berkeley, the best
-horsewoman in the state, if I do say so myself."
-
-Great applause, as they say in the press gallery. I looked squarely at
-the girl, but she was busy turning round her empty wine-glass.
-
-"I appreciate the honor, sir," I said; "but now will you favor me with
-the _modus operandi_, or, to be particular, the reason of all this
-mystery?"
-
-"I approach that at once. This is leap year, as you will recollect. On
-January first I gave a leap-year party, and in the spirit of fun each
-lady present declared her intention of bringing to a series of late
-dinners a gentleman whom none of us knew, either by sight or by
-reputation. He was to be lured into a carriage by some story or other,
-and was not to know the true state of things till he sat at the table.
-My niece was the last on the list. Those who backed down were to give a
-house-party of a week's length. Women detest house-parties, and that is
-the one reason why this comedy has gone down the line without a failure.
-This is the eighth dinner. Each lady present has fulfilled her
-obligation to the year. We have had some curious specimens of humanity:
-a barber, a mild lunatic, a detective who thought he was on the trail of
-some terrible crime, an actor, a political reformer, and an English
-groom who palmed himself off as a lord. The actor and yourself, sir, are
-the only men who seemed to possess any knowledge of the various uses of
-dinner forks."
-
-"You haven't seen me eat yet," I interpolated. All this was highly
-amusing to me. I was less a victim than a spectator.
-
-"You will do us the honor of permitting us to criticize your knowledge
-of the forks," laughed Ainsworth. "Now, Nell, tell us how you lured Mr.
-Anonymous into your carriage."
-
-Very quietly she recounted the tale. She omitted but one incident.
-
-"In front of a club!" cried the ladies in unison. "Why in the world
-didn't we think of that?"
-
-"Miss Berkeley has omitted one thing," said I maliciously.
-
-"And, pray, what?" asked Miss Berkeley's uncle.
-
-"Remember," she whispered, "you are supposed to be a gentleman."
-
-I took umbrage at the word "supposed."
-
-"Miss Berkeley must tell you what she has omitted in the course of her
-narrative."
-
-"And I refuse to tell."
-
-"Hang it, Nell, I'll wager Mr. Anonymous kissed you!" cried her uncle.
-
-"Caught!" cried one of the ladies.
-
-"Allow me a word," I interposed. I was already sorry. "There was a
-method in my action which must not be misconstrued. I believed, for a
-moment, that Miss Berkeley might be a new species of bunko-steerer. If
-she objected noisily to my salute I should find my case proved; if she
-cried, I was wrong."
-
-"And?"
-
-"She did neither. She rubbed her cheek."
-
-"I'll warrant!" my host bawled. "Oh, this is rich! A bunko-steerer!"
-
-"Miss Berkeley," I whispered, "we are quits."
-
-"Not yet,"--ominously.
-
-It was almost time for me to go!
-
-"I was going to ask your pardon," said the uncle in his hunter-voice;
-"but I think you have been paid for your trouble. Is there anything you
-would like?"
-
-"Three things, sir."
-
-"And these?" he asked, while every one looked curiously at me. I was
-still an unknown quantity.
-
-"My hat, my coat, and the way to the door, for I presume you have no
-further use for me."
-
-My reply appealed to the guests as monstrous funny. It was some time ere
-the laughter subsided. My host seemed threatened with an attack of
-apoplexy.
-
-"My dear sir," said he, "I beg of you to remain, not as a source for our
-merriment, but as the chief guest of honor. I believe you have won that
-place."
-
-I turned to Miss Berkeley. "Do you bid me remain?"
-
-Silence.
-
-I placed my hand on the back of my chair, preparatory to sliding it from
-under me. She stayed me.
-
-"Do not go,"--softly. "I haven't had my revenge."
-
-I sat down. I was curious to learn what color this revenge was going to
-take. "Mr. Ainsworth, my compliments!"--raising my glass, being very
-careful not to touch the contents.
-
-"Bully!" cried my host, thumping the table with his fist. "James, a
-dozen bottles of '96. There's a gentleman,"--nodding to those nearest
-him; "you can tell 'em a mile off. A little shy of strangers,"
-humorously falling into horse-talk, "but he's money coming down the
-home-stretch."
-
-Then everybody began to talk at once, and I knew that the dinner proper
-was on the way.
-
-"Aren't you just a little above such escapades as this?" I asked of the
-girl.
-
-"Do not make me any more uncomfortable than I am," she begged. "But
-having gone into it I had too much courage to back down."
-
-"The true courage would have been to give the house-party."
-
-"But men always insist upon your marrying them at house-parties."
-
-"I see I have much to learn,"--meekly. "And the men are right."
-
-"What an escape I have had!"
-
-"Meaning house-parties, or that I am a gentleman?"
-
-"If you had not been a gentleman! For, of course, you are, since my
-uncle has so dubbed you. If you had not been a gentleman!"
-
-"If you had not been a lady! If you had been a bunko-steerer! And I do
-not know that you are not one still. Do you believe me? I kept my hand
-on my wallet pocket nearly all the time."
-
-"I understood you to say that you were poor."
-
-"Oh, I mean that I am too poor to hunt for excitement in bizarre
-things."
-
-"Confess that you look upon me with a frank contempt!"--imperiously.
-
-"Never!"
-
-"That in your secret mind you write me down a silly fool."
-
-"Allow me to quote Dogberry--'Masters, remember that I am an ass; though
-it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass!' Thus, I may
-not call you a fool. Besides, it would be very impolite."
-
-"You neither eat nor drink. Why?"
-
-"I demand to retain some of my self-respect."
-
-She leaned on her elbows, her chin in her palms. She had wonderful eyes,
-and for as long a time as a minute these eyes impaled me on barbs of
-light. "You must think us a pack of fools."
-
-"Oh, indeed, no; only rich."
-
-"That is almost an epigram,"--warningly. "You will lead me to believe
-that you belong to smart society in some provincial town."
-
-"Heaven forfend!"--earnestly.
-
-"But speak all the thought. Nothing prevents truth from either of us
-to-night."
-
-"All of what thought?"
-
-"We are not fools, only rich."
-
-"Well, I lower the bucket, then; and if I can bring truth to the top of
-the well you will promise not to blush on beholding her?"
-
-"I promise."
-
-"It is maddening and unhealthy to be rich and idle. The rich and idle do
-such impossible things in the wild effort to pass away the dragging
-hours. Society is not made up of fools: rather knaves and madmen. Money
-and idleness result in a mild attack of insanity."
-
-"Thanks."
-
-"You are welcome. Shall I lower truth along with the butter of
-flattery?"
-
-"You may lower the butter of flattery. So that is how the great public
-looks upon us?"
-
-"Yes, in a way; while it envies you."
-
-"I have always been rich. What is poverty like?"
-
-"It is comparative."
-
-"It must be horrid."
-
-"Poverty is ugly only when man himself is the cause of it."
-
-"Another epigram. I have always been under my uncle's care,"--with the
-slightest droop of the lips.
-
-"Ah! His knowledge ends at the stable and begins at the table: horses
-and vintages. If a woman had crossed his path he would have been a great
-man."
-
-"Poor Uncle Dan! To him I am his favorite filly, and he has put huge
-sums on me to win the ducal race. Everybody says that I'm to marry the
-Duke of Roxclift."
-
-"And you?" I do not know why my heart sank a little as I put this
-question.
-
-"I? Oh, I'm going to balk at the quarter and throw the race. To-night,
-what would you have done in my place?"
-
-"Hailed a gentleman exactly like myself."
-
-She dallied with a rose, brushing it across her lips. "I do not know
-why I desire your good opinion. Perhaps it's the novelty of sitting
-beside a man who does not believe in flattery."
-
-"Flattery is a truth that is not true. I think you are charming,
-beautiful, engaging, enchanting, mystifying. I can think of no other
-adjectives."
-
-"If flattery is a truth that is not true, then all your pretty
-adjectives mean nothing."
-
-"Oh, but I do not flatter you. Men flatter homely women--homely women
-who are rich and easily hoodwinked. What I have offered you in the line
-of decorative adjectives your mirror has already told you time and time
-again. If I said that you were witty, scholarly, scientific, vastly and
-highly intellectual, not knowing you any better than I do, that would be
-flattery. Do you grasp the point?"
-
-"Nebulously. You are trying to say something nice."
-
-"We are getting on capitally. When I left the club to-night the wildest
-stretch of my fancy would not have placed me here beside you."
-
-"Yes,"--irrelevantly, "most of us are mad. Everything is so monotonous."
-
-"To-night?"
-
-"Well, not to-night."
-
-"You have not yet asked me who I am."
-
-"Then you are somebody?"--drolly. She contemplated me, speculatively as
-it were.
-
-I laughed. This was the most amusing and enchanting adventure I had ever
-had the luck to fall into. "The world thinks so," I replied to her
-question.
-
-"The world? What world?"
-
-"My world ... and a part of yours."
-
-"Are you one of those men who accomplish something besides novel
-dinners?"
-
-"So I am led to believe."
-
-"In what way?"
-
-"Ah, but that is a secret."
-
-She shrugged. Evidently she was incredulous. "Are you an actor?"
-suddenly recollecting where she had picked me up.
-
-"Only in 'All the world's a stage.'"
-
-"I will ask you: Will you do me the honor of telling me who you are?"
-
-"My self-respect denies me that pleasure."
-
-"Fiddlesticks!" This was very human.
-
-"Is it possible that I am interesting you?"--surprised.
-
-"You are a clever man, whoever and whatever you are. Where did you learn
-to read a woman so readily? Who told you that when you confront a woman
-with a mystery you trap her interest along with her curiosity? Yes, you
-are clever. If you told me your name and your occupation I dare say I
-should straightway become bored."
-
-"Truth still shivers on the well's edge."
-
-She nibbled the rose-leaves.
-
-"Does your interest in episodes like to-night always die so
-suddenly?"--nodding toward the others, who had long since ceased to pay
-me any particular attention.
-
-"Nearly always."
-
-"Very well; since they have forgotten us let us forget them." I leaned
-toward her, and my voice was not so steady as it should have been. "In
-what manner would it benefit me to tell you my name and what my
-occupation in the great world is? Would it put me on the list of your
-acquaintance?"
-
-She eyed me thoughtfully. "That depends."
-
-"Upon what?"
-
-"Whether you were worth knowing. I addressed other gentlemen in front of
-your club. They politely said I had made a mistake."
-
-"They were old or married."
-
-"That wasn't it."
-
-"Then they didn't see you in the light, as I did."
-
-"What difference would that have made?"
-
-"All the difference in the world. But you have tabooed flattery. I see
-that I should have been a barber, a mild lunatic, or a detective."
-
-"You would have been easier to dispose of."
-
-I directed my gaze toward the door, and she surrendered a smile.
-
-"You might be worth knowing,"--musingly.
-
-"I promise to be."
-
-"I shall give it thought. I should never forgive myself if I were the
-indirect cause of your joining this carnival of fools."
-
-"I see that I shall last longer in your thoughts as the Unknown."
-
-"Eat," she commanded.
-
-"I am not hungry; I have dined."
-
-"Drink, then."
-
-"I am not thirsty."
-
-She took my glass and poured the contents into hers, then handed it to
-me. "Now!" she said.
-
-"Why?"
-
-"You make me think of Monte Cristo: what terrible revenge are you going
-to take?"
-
-"It will be upon myself: that of never forgetting you."
-
-"One single sip!"
-
-I accepted the glass and took one sip. "Now I have lost what I desired
-to retain--my respect. So long as I touched nothing at this table I held
-the advantage. My name is--"
-
-She put her hands over her ears. "Don't!"
-
-"Very well: the woman tempted me."
-
-"Haven't you a better epigram?"
-
-"Perhaps I am saving them."
-
-"For what?"
-
-"Who knows that I am not writing a play?"
-
-"I live here; a card will find me on Thursdays after four."
-
-"I will come Wednesdays, thereby saving you the trouble."
-
-"That is not wit; it is rudeness. Do not come either Thursdays or
-Wednesdays."
-
-"How shall you know who it is?"
-
-"Trust a woman."
-
-"Ah, here comes the butler with the liqueurs. I am glad. Presently I
-should be making love to you; now I am about to be free."
-
-"Are you quite sure?"--with a penetrating glance. I believe she knew the
-power of her beauty.
-
-"Well, I shall be free to go home where I belong,"--compromising.
-
-And I rose. Perhaps the drollest episode of the dinner took place as I
-started for the door.
-
-"Ever heard of Starlight?" cried Uncle Daniel down the room. "No? Well,
-she's down on the winter books at fifty to one. Stack your money on her
-now; it's a hunch."
-
-"Thank you," said I. I did not have the courage to ask him what a
-"hunch" was.
-
-"Good night," said I to the girl, bowing.
-
-"Good night," smiling.
-
-I wonder if she knew that I had stolen the rose? On the way home my mind
-returned to my play. Had the fourth act gone off as smoothly as the
-others?
-
-What a girl for a man!
-
-
-The curtain fell on the first act, and the thrilling sound of beating
-hands came to me dimly.
-
-"They are calling for you," said Shaw excitedly.
-
-"What am I to do?"--nervously.
-
-"What? Haven't you thought out something to say?"--disgustedly.
-
-"Nary a word!"
-
-"Well, just lead out Miss Blank and bow. You're not an old hand, so they
-will let you off without a speech."
-
-So I led the young woman who had helped to make me famous to the
-footlights, and bowed. I do not know what caused me to glance up toward
-the left upper proscenium, but I did so ... and felt my heart stop and
-then throb violently. It was Miss Berkeley. Heaven only knows how long I
-should have stared at her but for the warning pressure of the actress'
-hand over mine. We disappeared behind the curtain. I was confused by
-many emotions.
-
-While the hands were shifting about the next "set" a boy handed me the
-crumpled margin of a program. I unfolded it and read: "Will 'Mr.
-Anonymous' do Miss Berkeley the honor of visiting her box?"
-
-"Mr. Anonymous" presented himself forthwith. Miss Berkeley was with an
-elderly woman, who proved to be her grandaunt. I was introduced.
-
-"Aunty, this is the gentleman I told you about. Isn't it terrible?"
-
-"Terrible? I should call it wholly enchanting. Sir, you will pardon the
-child for her wildness. My nephew doesn't know as much as his celebrated
-horses. Now, go ahead and talk while I look over the audience."
-
-If only all elderly ladies were as thoughtful!
-
-"And I have read your books; I have witnessed your play!" Miss Berkeley
-said.
-
-
-"Thursday, after four?"
-
-"No. Everybody calls then. Come Wednesday."
-
-"I have a confession to make," said I. "You dropped a rose on the floor
-last night. I stole it. Must I return it to you?"
-
-"I never do anything without a purpose," was all she said.
-
-So I kept the rose.
-
-
-
-
-THE BLIND MADONNA
-
-THE ADVENTURE OF THE GOLDEN LOUIS
-
-
-It had rained all day, a miserable drizzling rain, cold and foggy.
-
-The horses had remained in the stables, the dogs in the kennels, and the
-fox in the chicken-coop. I stole out during luncheon to take a look at
-Master Reynard. He looked shamefaced and bedraggled enough, shut up in
-that coop. I felt sorry for him, and told Mrs. Chadwick so.
-
-"At least you might have given him a chicken for company," I said. "He
-looked disgusted with life."
-
-Mrs. Chadwick smiled and remarked that she would see that Master Reynard
-had his chicken.
-
-"Do you think he would prefer it broiled or baked?"
-
-From then on I had played ping-pong, bridge and billiards, and made
-violent love to three or four married women because it was safe, and
-easy, and politic--and exciting. I had an idea for a story, but needed a
-married woman's opinion as to how it should properly end.
-
-The end was still hidden in a nebulous uncertainty as the colonel (our
-host) led us men into the armory, with its huge fireplace, its long
-basswood table upon which we had at various times carved our initials,
-its gunracks and trophies of the chase. A servant passed around fine
-Scotch and brandy and soda, with which we proceeded to tonic our
-appetites; for dinner was to be announced within an hour. I took out my
-penknife and went on with my uncompleted carving.
-
-Renwood, who owned a fine racing-stable, brought up the subject which
-had interested us during the mail hour that morning: the losses which
-Cranford had suffered in an exclusive gambling house in New York City.
-
-"Thirty thousand is a fat lump to lose this side of the Atlantic,"
-Renwood observed.
-
-"Not beyond the Rockies," added Collingwood, who had done some fancy
-mining in Nevada. "I saw Judge Blank lose seventy-five thousand at faro
-one night in Carson City."
-
-"What did Cranford play,--roulette or faro?" I asked.
-
-"The papers say roulette," replied Renwood. "It's a bad game. There is
-some chance at faro, if the game is square. But roulette; bah! It is
-plain robbery."
-
-"The blind Madonna of the Pagan, as Stevenson called chance," mused the
-colonel, lighting a cigar. "I often wonder if gambling is not as much a
-particle of our blood as salt. Perhaps you have all wondered why I never
-have kept a racing-stable, why I play bridge and poker for fun. I
-remember--"
-
-Chairs moving noisily in the colonel's direction interrupted him. I
-doubled up my knife and carried my Scotch to his end of the table.
-
-"If it's a story, Colonel," said Old Fletcher, navy, retired, "let's
-have it."
-
-The colonel took out his watch and eyed it critically.
-
-"We have just three-quarters of an hour. Did you ever hear of how I
-broke one of the roulette banks at Monte Carlo?"
-
-"Why, you old reprobate!" exclaimed Fletcher; "you've just told us that
-you never gambled."
-
-"I merely said that I do not," replied the colonel.
-
-"Broke the bank?" cried Renwood. "You never told me about that."
-
-"I have never told any one. I ought not to tell you--"
-
-"You can't back out of it now," said I.
-
-"Not in a thousand years," echoed Fletcher. "If you took any gold away
-from Monte Carlo, I want to hear all about it."
-
-"Very well," acquiesced the colonel; "but the tale must not go beyond
-this armory;" and he looked at me as he said it.
-
-"Oh, I shouldn't mention any names," I declared; "and I should twist it
-around some."
-
-There was an interval of silence, broken only by the rattling of the
-ice in Collingwood's glass.
-
-Our host was a man of about forty-eight. His hair was white, but his
-face was youthful and amazingly handsome; and I knew many a woman who
-envied Mrs. Chadwick, even as many a man envied the colonel. I never saw
-a handsomer pair, or a pair so wrapt up in each other. I shall let the
-colonel tell his own story, which needs no embellishments from me.
-
-
-In the spring of 1887 I packed up and took passage for England. The
-slump in Wall Street the preceding winter had left me with only seven
-thousand in cash, and this estate heavily mortgaged. The only way I
-could save the seven thousand and what remained of the property was to
-get away from the Street.
-
-I made my sister a short visit. I had been one of the ushers at her
-wedding, and her husband, Lord Rexford, thought I was a jolly good lad
-because I was the only sober man at the bachelor dinner at the
-Richmond. This was due to a little invention of my own which I acquired
-at Harvard in my college days: putting plenty of olive oil on my salad.
-I played golf over his lordship's course, fished and hunted over his
-really fine preserves; and in return told him not to invest in Southern
-Pacific till the following year.
-
-It was my misfortune to run into Jack Smeed in London. He was a
-classmate of mine, and one of the best fellows that ever lived. But he
-was the most splendid spendthrift I ever came across. He showed me Paris
-as few foreigners have seen it.
-
-At that time he was a famous war correspondent, art critic and poet. He
-inveigled me and my seven thousand to Dieppe. It was still summer. One
-night we visited a gambling casino. I had gambled in stocks, but had
-never played straight gambling, thinking it too tame a sport for a
-speculator. Tame! I smile these days when I think of my adventure; but
-heaven knows I did not smile then.
-
-Very well. Smeed aroused the latent gambler's blood in my veins, and I
-began to play.
-
-"Never play a system," said Smeed one night, after having won something
-like ten thousand francs. "Systems make gambling a vice. Take your
-chance on any old number, if it's roulette. If you are lucky you will
-win, no matter where you play. Systems and suicides were born of the
-same mother."
-
-A week later he received one of those historic telegrams, calling him to
-some African outbreak, or Indian, I can't recall which. At any rate, it
-left me alone in Dieppe. I had been passably fortunate at roulette; that
-is to say, I invariably won back what I lost. I believe I had about five
-thousand of the original seven. Dieppe is very enticing in the summer:
-the bands, the hotels, the handsome women, the military and the sea.
-
-The night after Smeed had gone I sauntered over to the tables and played
-a modest stake, won and lost, won and lost again. The blind Madonna was
-merely flirting with me, luring me on.
-
-I suddenly threw restraint to the winds, and plunged. I won heavily,
-and then began to lose. Unconsciously I had discovered a system, and
-like a stubborn fool I stuck to it--29 and 26. Neither of these numbers
-came up till more than four thousand of my capital had taken its place
-at the croupier's elbow. I had been sensible enough to leave some of my
-money at the hotel.
-
-I went away from the tables, perspiring and burning with fever. I cursed
-the blind Madonna, and counted over the money I had remaining. It was
-exactly seven hundred. This would pay my passage home.
-
-But the spirit of gambling ran riot in my veins. Besides, I thirsted for
-revenge. What! give up? Bah! all or nothing!
-
-I returned, and placed the seven hundred on black. I won. I stuffed the
-original stake in my pocket and put the winnings on the odd. I won
-again. I had twenty-one hundred; so I stopped and watched the game. I
-observed a handsome young boy plunging madly; he was losing, but in a
-lordly fashion.
-
-When I got back to my room I flipped up a coin to see whether I should
-stay in Dieppe or leave in the morning for Paris, where my sister was a
-guest of the wife of one of the British _attaches_.
-
-When a man gambles he wants to do it thoroughly. Heads, I was to go;
-tails, I was to remain and buck the tiger. Heads it fell; and I packed
-my trunk. No more of the blind Madonna for me, I vowed. I had had
-enough, perhaps more than enough. But one does not lose the habit
-overnight.
-
-On the way from Dieppe to Paris a veiled woman entered my carriage,
-which was third, nothing else being obtainable. Rather, she entered
-immediately after I did. She was accompanied by a young man of
-twenty-one or two. His face was good to look at, but at present it was
-marred by sullen chagrin and despair. Occasionally I saw the girl's
-hands close convulsively. These hands were so beautifully small and
-white that I was anxious to see their owner's face; but this pleasure
-was denied me.
-
-Presently she addressed me in German, inquiring the time we should
-reach Paris.
-
-I don't know what possessed me, but I replied in French that I did not
-understand German. She repeated the question in French, and I answered.
-The young man took out his fob, and I could see that his watch was gone.
-
-Half an hour passed. I tried to read the magazines, but invariably found
-myself gazing in the direction of the girl. After a space I heard her
-address the young man in German.
-
-"What have you done? What have you done?" It was a very pathetic voice,
-verging on tears.
-
-"Curse it, what's the use of taking on so? The money's gone; sniveling
-won't bring it back." He thrust his hands into his pockets and scowled
-at his boots. Suddenly he raised his eyes and stared suspiciously at me.
-Evidently an idea struck him. "Betty, perhaps this fellow opposite can
-understand German."
-
-I never turned a hair. Somehow I was positive that he was the girl's
-brother. And just then it occurred to me that I had seen his face
-before, but where, I could not tell.
-
-"But what shall we do? You dare not write home, and I have given you all
-but passage money, and I will not let you have that."
-
-She was not German, but she spoke that language with a sweetness and
-fluency impossible to describe.
-
-"But the pater will stand another call from you," the youth declared.
-
-"And immediately suspect the cause. Oh, that you should do such a thing!
-And I trusted you! Something told me not to let you carry the money."
-
-"Oh, bother!" This was said in good English; and I looked over the top
-of my magazine.
-
-"What made you do it?" wailed the girl. "Six thousand pounds, and father
-gave five of it to you to buy consols with. It will break his heart, and
-mother's too. It was all the ready money he had."
-
-"Curse it, I'd have broke the bank in another moment. But 17, 20 and 32
-never came up till all my cash was gone. Why, I had the maximum on
-black, even, the second dozen, and 20, one play. If it had come up I'd
-have broke the bank."
-
-"But it didn't come up; it never does. What will you do? What excuse
-will you have?"
-
-"I can tell the pater that I was robbed,"--lamely.
-
-"You wouldn't lie, Dick!"
-
-"Oh, of course not. I'll get it of old Uncle Lewis. My chance at the
-estate is worth twenty times six thousand. Damn the luck!" The youth
-swore softly in his native tongue, and I could see the sparkle of a tear
-behind the girl's veil.
-
-Ah! I recollected. It was the young fellow whom I had seen at the
-Casino, plunging heavily. These roulette wheels were pretty gruesome
-things. I congratulated myself on being out of it. But I passed the
-congratulations a little too early, as will be seen. Your Uncle Lewis, I
-thought, would never get his pawnbroker's claws on any of my property.
-
-When I arrived in Paris I never expected to see them again. But the
-blind Madonna of the Pagan is not always concerning herself with
-roulette banks.
-
-I remained in Paris till February. My sister helped me out of her
-private purse. Probably she would not have done so had she known how
-deeply I had pledged the old homestead. I began to feel like myself
-again. I cabled my brokers to buy July wheat, and mailed a thousand for
-margin.
-
-From Paris I went to Nice. I met some Americans there. The gambling
-fever seemed to possess them all. I was dragged into the maelstrom. I
-became mad and unreasoning.
-
-I arrived at Monaco with exactly one hundred louis. By this time I had
-mortgaged the estate to the last penny. I was nearing that precipice
-over which all gamblers finally tumble: ruin. Ruin makes a man reckless,
-defiant, devil-may-care. Heavens! what luck I had had! The gold had
-melted away "like snow upon the desert's dusty face."
-
-Right in the middle of this fever came a call from Wall Street for more
-margin. I cabled back to my brokers to go, one and all, to the hottest
-place they could think of. I dared not ask my sister for any assistance,
-for she abhorred gambling of all kinds. Besides, I had some pride left.
-You wouldn't have believed all this of me, would you? But it is all true
-enough.
-
-I had very serious thoughts of cashing in all my checks, and making the
-prince pay for my funeral. I shook my fist at his yacht which lay in the
-harbor below.
-
-I made an inventory, and found that I possessed one hundred louis, and
-some twenty-odd pieces of miscellaneous coin. I wandered about till
-night, when I ate a remarkably good dinner, topping it off with a pint
-of chambertin and champagne mixed. This gave me a splendid courage.
-
-At ten I took a promenade through the gardens and listened to the band,
-which is one of the finest in the world. They were playing Strauss
-waltzes. It was warm. To the north lay the mountain, to the south the
-Mediterranean trembled in the moonlight; the lights of the many private
-yachts twinkled. It was a mighty fair world--to those of cool blood and
-unruffled conscience. I jingled the louis, smoked three or four cigars,
-then directed my steps toward the Casino.
-
-I immediately sought out that table which is close to the famous
-painting of the girl and the horse. I forget what you call the picture.
-The croupier was wizened and bald. Somehow I fancied that I saw 29 in
-the construction of his eyes and nose. So I placed a louis on that
-number. I won. Immediately I put fifty louis on the odd and fifty on the
-black, leaving my winnings on the lucky number. The ball rolled into
-zero. Very coolly I searched through my pockets. I put what silver I
-found on black. The ball tumbled into number 1, which is red.
-
-I was, in the parlance of the day, absolutely strapped. My dinner had
-not been paid for, even. I lit a cigar. I even recalled seeing an actor
-play this piece of bravado. I arose from my chair, and flecked the ashes
-from my shirt bosom. I stared at the girl and the horse for a brief
-space and felt of my watch! Hello! I still had that, and with its jewels
-it was worth about four hundred dollars. I hurried back to the hotel and
-saw the proprietor. After an hour's dickering he consented to loan me
-five hundred francs on it. I wisely paid my bill for three days in
-advance.
-
-I returned to the Casino.
-
-"Monsieur," said a handsome woman, whose eyes had proved pitfalls for
-many an unwary one, "only one louis, and look! I know a way to make
-Monsieur le Croupier push the rake toward me. Eh?"
-
-"Here," said I, giving her the louis. She flew away, and I laughed.
-Gambling never had any dignity or disinterestedness.
-
-Of all those I had left at the table only three remained. The other
-faces were new. And how that pile of gold and bank-notes at the side of
-the croupier had grown!
-
-A crabbed old lady arose, crumpling her system card in her hand, and I
-popped into her vacant chair. I cast about a casual glance. Seated next
-to me was a very beautiful young girl. She was alone, and appeared most
-emphatically out of place in this gilded Hades. Her eyes were blue and
-moist and starlike, but there was fever in her cheeks and lips. There
-was very little gold before her, and this dwindled as I watched. She was
-playing 17, 20 and 32, persistently and doggedly; and each time the rake
-drew in her money I could see her delicate nostrils quiver and her lips
-draw to a thin line. From time to time she cast a hasty glance over her
-shoulder, a shamed and hunted look. In watching her I came very near
-forgetting why I was seated at the table.
-
-"Make your game, gentlemen; make your game,--the game is made."
-
-Whirr-rr-rr! went the evil sphere. It dropped into 20. The girl at my
-side gasped, but too soon. The ball bounded out, and zig-zagged till it
-rolled complacently into the zero. The young girl had played her last
-louis and lost. A chivalric impulse came to me to thrust half of my
-money toward her. I had done as much for a woman of the half-world. But
-the gambler's selfishness checked the generous deed. The blind Madonna
-was biding her time, as you shall presently see.
-
-The girl arose, brushing her eyes. She turned, and in a moment had
-disappeared in the moving throng of sightseers.
-
-"Make your game, gentlemen!"
-
-I came back to the sordidness of things. 17, 20, 32; where had I seen
-this combination before?--Good heavens, that was not possible!
-
-Where was her brother? If this should be the girl of the railway coach!
-I half arose, as if to follow. Chance whispered in my ear: "Of what
-use?" I laid a stake on 29. In less than forty minutes I had nothing
-left but three days' board at the hotel. I fingered my gold
-cuff-buttons. The rubies were at least worth two hundred francs--No; I
-would not part with them. They were heirlooms. They should be buried
-with me.
-
-I forgot all about the beautiful girl and her despair. I, Robert
-Chadwick, of an old and respected family, once wealthy, had reached the
-end of my rope. It would make interesting reading in the papers. Not a
-penny to my name, not a roof over my head, unless I swallowed my pride
-and begged of my sister. I could send home for nothing, because I had
-nothing.
-
-"Make your game, gentlemen," said the bald-headed croupier.
-
-I sat there, stupidly watching the ball. It rolled into zero, and the
-fat English brewer added three hundred and fifty louis to his ill-gotten
-gains. I experienced the wild desire to spring upon him and cram his
-wealth down his fat throat. What right had he to win when he had
-millions backing him? I felt through my clothes again, and the croupier
-eyed me coldly.
-
-"Never mind, monsieur," I said to him, with a snarling laugh; "I have
-paid for my chair to-night."
-
-"Twenty-nine wins, black and odd!"
-
-My number! It repeated. The brewer laughed as he heard my oath.
-
-"Here is your louis, monsieur," cried a voice over my shoulder. A louis
-dropped in front of me. I looked up. It was the irregular lady to whom I
-had given the gold upon entering.
-
-I threw a kiss at her as she danced away. She had won three thousand
-francs at red-and-black. I spun the coin in the air and let it rest
-where it fell. From where I sat it looked as if it had split upon 17 and
-20. Twenty came up, and I expected to receive at least half the stake.
-But the croupier warned me back with the rake. He and an attendant
-peered searchingly at the coin, then beckoned to me to observe. The
-breadth of a hair separated the rim of the coin from the line. I had
-lost.
-
-"Damnation!" I arose and made my way through the crowd. I gained the
-outer air, biting my mustache. Till that moment I had never measured the
-extent of my vituperative vocabulary. I swore till I was out of breath.
-I cursed Smeed for having aroused the gambling devil in my veins; I
-cursed my lack of will power; I cursed the luck which had followed me
-these ten months; I cursed Wall Street, which had been the primal means
-of bringing me to this destitution. Oh, I tell you, gentlemen, that fury
-burned up at least five years of my life. I must have gesticulated
-extravagantly, for a guardian of the peace approached me.
-
-"Monsieur has lost?" he inquired mildly.
-
-"What the devil is that to you?"
-
-"Oh, I could find monsieur a ticket back to Paris, if he so desires."
-
-"Cheaper than burying me here, eh? Well, you go along with you; I am not
-going to cut my throat this evening; nor to-morrow evening." And I made
-off toward the terrace.
-
-I sat down on one of the seats, lit my last cigar, and tried to
-contemplate the mysterious beauty of a Mediterranean night. At this
-moment Monte Carlo seemed to me both a heaven and a hell. Unluckily, as
-I turned my head, I saw the glittering Temple of Fortune. I spat,
-cursing with renewed vigor. It was surprising how well I kept up this
-particular kind of monologue.
-
-Where should I begin life anew? In the wheat country, in the cattle
-country, or in the mines? I had a good knowledge of minerals and the
-commercial value of each. It wasn't as if I had been brought up with a
-golden spoon. I knew how to work, though I had never done a stroke
-outside of Wall Street. If only I had not mortgaged the estate! Useless
-recrimination! Bah! I had three days at the hotel. I could eat, and
-sleep, and bathe.
-
-The band stopped; and it was then that I became conscious of a sound
-like that of sobbing. Across the path I discovered the figure of a
-woman. She was weeping on her arms which were thrown over the back of
-the seat. The spot was secluded. Just then some yacht below sent up a
-rocket which burst above us in a warm glow--It was the young woman I had
-seen at the table. I arose to approach her, when I saw something
-glittering at her feet. It proved to be a solitary louis. I stooped and
-picked it up, joyful at the chance of having an excuse to speak to the
-girl.
-
-"Mademoiselle, you have dropped a louis."
-
-"I, monsieur? Oh!" Evidently she had recognized me. "I have dropped no
-gold here,"--striving to check the hiccoughs into which her sobs had
-turned.
-
-"But I found it close to your feet," I explained.
-
-"It is not mine, monsieur; it is not mine! Leave me."
-
-"You are in trouble?" I addressed this question in English.
-
-"You are English?"--as one who grasps at a straw.
-
-"Almost; I am an American. I observed you at the Casino to-night. You
-have suffered some losses," I suggested gently.
-
-"That is my affair, sir!"--with sudden dignity.
-
-"May I not offer you some aid?" I asked, forgetting that, if anything, I
-was worse off than she could possibly be. I turned the louis over and
-over. What a terrible thing gambling was! "My proposal is perfectly
-honorable. I am a gentleman. You have committed a folly to-night, a
-folly which you have never before committed and which doubtless you
-will never commit again. Where is your brother? Are you here alone,
-without masculine protection?"
-
-"My brother?"
-
-The rockets soared again; and the agony written on the girl's face
-excited something stronger than pity. I fumbled in a pocket and drew
-forth a card.
-
-"My name is Chadwick; permit me--" Then I laughed insanely, even
-hysterically. "I beg your pardon! I was about to offer you material
-assistance. I haven't a penny in the world, and nothing of value save a
-pair of cuff-buttons. In fact, I don't see how I am to leave this
-wretched place."
-
-This odd confession aroused her interest.
-
-"You have lost all your money, too?"
-
-Too! So I had read shrewdly. She was in the same predicament as myself.
-
-"Yes. Won't you accept this louis?"
-
-"A single louis?" She laughed wildly. "A single louis? What good would
-that do me?"
-
-"But where is your brother?"
-
-"He is ill at the hotel. Oh, I am the most unhappy woman in the world!"
-And her sobbing broke forth afresh.
-
-"Pardon my former deception, but I understand German perfectly well."
-
-"You?"
-
-"Yes. I was a passenger in the same coach which brought you from Dieppe
-to Paris last fall. Perhaps you do not remember me; but I recollect the
-conversation between you and your brother. He has gambled away money
-which did not belong to him--even as I have gambled away my patrimony
-and the family roof."
-
-"And I--and I have done the same thing! Thinking that perhaps I, having
-never gambled, might be lucky enough to win back what my brother lost, I
-have risked and lost the money realized on my jewels for passage home!"
-
-"Use this louis to send home for money," I urged.
-
-"I dare not, I dare not! My father would disown my brother; and I love
-my brother!"
-
-Sisters, sometimes, are very fond beings.
-
-Suddenly she raised her despairing face to mine.
-
-"You,--you take the louis and play it; you!"
-
-"I?"
-
-"Yes, yes! Certainly it must be lucky. Play it, sir; play it!"
-
-I caught her enthusiasm and excitement.
-
-"I will play it only on one condition."
-
-"What is that?" she asked, rising. There was a bit of distrust in her
-tones.
-
-"That you shall--"
-
-"Sir, you said you were honorable!"
-
-"Let me complete the sentence," said I. "The condition is that you shall
-stand beside me and tell me what to play."
-
-She was silent.
-
-"And share good fortune or bad."
-
-"Good fortune or bad," she repeated. She hesitated for a moment; then
-made a gesture. "What matters it now? I will go with you, and do as you
-desire. I shall trust you. I believe you to be a gentleman. Come."
-
-So together we returned to that fatal room and sought out the very
-table where we had suffered our losses.
-
-"How old are you?" she asked quietly.
-
-"Twenty-nine."
-
-"Play it, play it!" She flushed, and then grew as pale as the ivory ball
-itself.
-
-"Make your game, gentlemen!" cried the croupier. A phantom grin spread
-over his face as he saw me. I laid the louis on 29. "The game is made!"
-The ball whirred toward fortune or ruin.
-
-I shut my eyes, and became conscious of a grip like iron on my arm. It
-was the girl. Her lips were parted. You could see the whole iris, so
-widely were her eyes opened. So I stared down at her, at the ringless
-hand clinging to my arm. I simply would not look at the ball.
-
-"Twenty-nine wins, black and odd!" sang out the croupier. He nodded at
-me, smiling. The croupier is always gracious to those who win, strange
-as this may seem.
-
-I made as though to sweep in the winnings, but the pressure on my arm
-stayed the movement.
-
-"Leave it there, Mr. Chadwick; do not touch it!"
-
-Ah, that blind Madonna! The number repeated, and the gold and bank notes
-which were pushed in my direction seemed like a fortune to me. I turned
-to her, expecting her to faint at the sight of this unprecedented luck.
-No! her face was as calm as that of one of the marble Venuses. But her
-hand was still tense upon my arm. As a matter of fact, my arm began to
-ache, but I dared not call her attention to it.
-
-"Wait!" she said. "Skip one."
-
-I did so.
-
-"I am twenty-three; play a hundred louis on that number."
-
-I placed the stake. My hands trembled so violently that the gold tumbled
-and rolled about the table. I gathered it quickly, and replaced it as
-the croupier bawled out that the game was made.
-
-What a terrible moment that was! I have seen action on the
-battle-field, I have been in runaways, fires, railroad accidents, but I
-shall never again know the terror of that moment. How she ever stood it
-I don't know.
-
-If you have played roulette you will have observed that sometimes the
-ball will sink to the lower rim, but will not drop into the little
-compartments intended for it; that is to say, it will hang as if in mid
-air, all the while making the circle. Well, the ball began to play us
-the agonizing trick. Twice it hung above 23; twice it threatened zero.
-Heavens! how I watched the ball, how the girl watched it, how all save
-the croupier watched it! Then it fell--23!
-
-"Put it all on black," she whispered. It was all like clairvoyance.
-
-Black won; again, and again!
-
-"Gentlemen, the bank is closed," said the croupier, smiling. He put the
-ball in the silver socket.
-
-I had actually and incontestably (even inconceivably!) broken the bank!
-I was, for the moment, dumfounded. How they crowded around us, the
-aristocrats, the half-world, the confirmed gamblers, the sightseers and
-the hangers-on! From afar I could hear the music of the band. They were
-playing a _polonaise_ of Chopin's. I was like one in a dream.
-
-"They are asking you where to send the gold," she said.
-
-"The gold? Oh, yes! to the hotel, to the hotel!"--finding my senses.
-
-An attendant put our winnings into a basket, and, in company with two
-guardians of the peace, or gendarmes, if you will call them so, preceded
-us to the hotel.
-
-"To your brother's room?" I asked.
-
-"At once! I feel as if I were about to faint. Mr. Chadwick, my name is
-Carruthers. Will you go to my brother's room with me and explain all
-this to him?"
-
-I nodded, and was about to follow her with the attendant who still
-carried our gold, when a voice struck my ear,--a voice which filled me
-with surprise, chagrin and terror.
-
-"So, I have found you!"
-
-A handsome woman of thirty-five stood at my side. Anger and wrath lay
-visibly written on her face and in her eyes. My sister! She did not
-appear to notice the young girl beside me, who instinctively shrank from
-me at the sound of my sister's voice.
-
-"So, I have found you! I had a good mind to leave you here, you wretched
-boy! You have wasted your patrimony, you have lost over these abominable
-gaming-tables the house in which we both were born. I have heard all;
-not a word of excuse! And yet I am here to give you money enough to
-reach home with. I heard all about you at Nice."
-
-In spite of my keen chagrin, I found my voice.
-
-"My dear sister, I thank you for your assistance, but I do not need it.
-I have just this moment broken one of the banks at the Casino." I
-beckoned the attendant to approach. I lifted back the cover. My sister
-gasped.
-
-"Merciful heavens! how much is in there?" she asked, overcome at the
-sight of so much money. The sudden transition from wrath to amazement
-made me laugh.
-
-"Something like seventy thousand, my dear Nan."
-
-"Pounds?" she cried.
-
-"Dollars!"
-
-"And who is this young woman?"--suddenly, and with not unjust suspicion.
-
-Miss Carruthers flushed. My sister had a way of being extraordinarily
-insolent upon occasion. But evidently Miss Carruthers came of equally
-distinguished blood. She lifted her head proudly, and her eyes flashed.
-
-"As I have no desire to enter into your family affairs," she said
-haughtily to me, "I beg of you to excuse me." She made as though to
-leave.
-
-"Wait!" I implored, striving to detain her. Somehow I felt that if she
-went I should never see her again.
-
-"Let me go, Mr. Chadwick; I have only the kindest regards for you."
-
-"But the money?"
-
-"The money?" echoed my sister.
-
-"Nan," said I indignantly, "but for this young lady, who, I dare say,
-comes of as good a family as ours-- Well, if it hadn't been for her you
-might have carried me home in a pine box."
-
-"Robert!"--aghast.
-
-"Miss Carruthers is a lady," I declared vehemently.
-
-"Carruthers? You are English?" asked my sister, her frown smoothing.
-"You will certainly pardon me if I have been rude; but this brother of
-mine--"
-
-"Is a very good gentleman," Miss Carruthers interrupted. "My name is now
-known to you; yours--"
-
-"Is Lady Rexford,"--with a tilt of the chin.
-
-Miss Carruthers bent forward.
-
-"Of Suffolk?"
-
-"Yes-- Merciful heavens! you are of the Carruthers who are my neighbors
-when I am at home! I know the judge, your father, well."
-
-"My father!" The burden of her trouble came back to her, the reaction
-from the intense excitement of the preceding hour. She reached out her
-arms blindly, and would have fallen had not my sister caught her.
-
-"You wretch!" she cried, "what have you been doing to this girl?"
-
-"Don't be a fool, Nan! I haven't been doing anything. But don't let's
-have a scene here. Where's your room?"
-
-We were still in the parlor of the hotel, and many curious glances were
-directed at us. The attendant had set down his heavy and precious
-burden, and was waiting patiently for further directions from me.
-
-"Don't scold him," said Miss Carruthers; "for he has been very good to
-me." She stretched out a small white hand, and I clasped it. "Mr.
-Chadwick, make me a solemn promise."
-
-"What is it?"--wondering.
-
-"Promise me never to play games of chance again. Think of what might
-have happened if God hadn't been so good to us after our having been so
-bad."
-
-I promised. Then we went to my sister's room, and the whole story came
-out.
-
-
-The colonel abruptly concluded his narrative.
-
-"Here, here!" we cried; "this will never do. What was the end?"
-
-"What happened to young Carruthers?" I demanded, with the novelist's
-love for details.
-
-"That wasn't his name," replied the colonel, smiling.
-
-"And what became of the girl?" asked Fletcher. "You can't choke us off
-that way, Bob. What became of the girl?"
-
-"Seventy thousand dollars; I believe you're codding us a whole lot,"
-said Collingwood.
-
-"You're a fakir if you don't tell us what became of the girl," Fletcher
-again declared persistently.
-
-"Very well," laughed the colonel; "I'm a fakir."
-
-But the very ease with which he acknowledged this confirmed my
-suspicions that he had told only the plain truth. At this moment the
-butler appeared in the doorway, and we all arose.
-
-"Madam desires me to announce that dinner is served."
-
-The Scotch and the brandy saved the colonel any further embarrassment;
-we were all ravenously hungry. On our way to the drawing-room where we
-were to join the ladies, Fletcher began hoping for a clear, cold day for
-the morrow; and the colonel escaped.
-
-It was my happiness to take in the hostess that night. She was toying
-with her wine-glass, when I observed that the bracelet on her beautiful
-arm had a curious bangle.
-
-"I thought bangles passe," I said.
-
-"This isn't a fad." She extended her arm or the bracelet (I don't know
-which) for my inspection.
-
-"Why," I exclaimed breathlessly, "it is a miniature French louis!" A
-thousand fancies flooded my brain.
-
-"Look," she said. She touched a spring, and the bangle opened,
-discovering the colonel's youthful face.
-
-"How came you to select a louis for a bangle?" I asked.
-
-"That is a secret."
-
-"Oh, if it's a secret, far be it that I should strive to peer within.
-The colonel is a lucky dog. If I were half as lucky, I shouldn't be
-writing novels for a living."
-
-"Who knows?" she murmured, a far-away light in her glorious eyes.
-
-
-
-
-NO CINDERELLA
-
-THE ADVENTURE OF THE SATIN SLIPPER
-
-
-I
-
-"Madam, have you lost a slipper?" I asked politely. I held toward her
-the dainty shoe that might very well have appareled the foot of Venus;
-only one can not quite lift the imagination to the point of picturing
-Venus rising out of the Cyprian wave in a pair of ball-room slippers.
-
-"I am not yet addressed as madam," said she, calmly drawing her skirts
-about her feet, which were already securely hidden.
-
-"Not yet? Ah, that is very fortunate, indeed. I see I am not too late."
-
-"Sir!"
-
-But I saw no anger on her face. There was, however, a mixture of
-amusement, _hauteur_ (that darling word of the lady novelists!) and
-objection. She hadn't the least idea who I was, and I was not going to
-tell her for some time to come. I was a prodigal, with a few new ideas.
-
-"I meant nothing more serious than that you might happen to be
-Cinderella," said I. "What in the world should I do with Cinderella's
-slipper, once she was married to the prince?"
-
-She swayed her fan indolently, but made no effort to rise. I looked upon
-this as rather encouraging.
-
-"It would be somewhat embarrassing to ask a married woman if she were
-Cinderella," I proceeded.
-
-"I should not particularize," she observed; "married or single, it would
-be embarrassing."
-
-She was charming; a Watteau shepherdess in a fashionable ball-gown. She
-was all alone in the nook at the farther end of the conservatory; and I
-was glad. Her eyes were brown, with a glint of gold around the pupils, a
-kaleidoscopic iris, as it were. She possessed one of those adorable
-chins that defy the future to double them; smooth and round, such as a
-man delights to curve his palm under; and I might search the several
-languages I know to describe fitly her red mouth. Her hair was the color
-of a fallen maple-leaf, a rich, soft, warm October brown, streaked with
-red. Patience! You may laugh, but, for my part, give me a dash of red
-above the alabaster brow of a pretty woman. It is a mute language which
-speaks of a sparkling intellect; and whenever I seek the exhilaration
-that rises from a witty conflict, I find me a woman with a glimmer of
-red in her hair.
-
-"Well, sir?" said she, breaking in upon my train of specific adjectives.
-
-"Pardon me! I was thinking how I should describe you were I a successful
-novelist, which I declare I am not."
-
-"You certainly have all the assurance of a writer of books, to speak to
-me in this manner."
-
-"My assurance is based wholly upon the possession of a truant slipper. I
-am bold; but the end justifies the means,"--having in mind her foot.
-
-Her shoulders drew together and fell.
-
-"I am searching for the Cinderella who has lost a slipper; and I am
-going to call you Cinderella till I have proof that you are not she whom
-I seek."
-
-"It is very kind of you," she replied, with a hint of sunshine
-struggling at the corners of her lips. "Have I ever met you
-before?"--puzzling her arched brows.
-
-"Memory does not follow reincarnation," I answered owlishly; "but I dare
-say that I often met you at the Temple of Venus in the old, old days."
-
-She appeared slightly interested.
-
-"What, may I ask, was your business in the old, old days?"
-
-"I played the cithern."
-
-"And I?"
-
-"I believe you distributed flowers."
-
-"Do you know the hostess?"--with solemn eyes.
-
-"Oh, yes; though she hasn't the slightest recollection of me. But
-that's perfectly natural. At affairs like this the hostess recalls
-familiarly to her mind only those who sat at her dinner-table earlier in
-the evening. All other invitations are paid obligations."
-
-"You possess some discernment, at least."
-
-"Thank you."
-
-"But I wish I knew precisely what you are about,"--her eyes growing
-critical in their examination.
-
-"I am seeking Cinderella," once more holding out the slipper. Then I
-looked at my watch. "It is not yet twelve o'clock."
-
-"You are, of course, a guest here,"--ruminating, "else you could not
-have passed the footman at the door."
-
-"Mark my attire; or, candidly, do I look like a footman?"
-
-"No-o; I can't say you do; but in Cinderella, don't you know, the
-footman carried the slipper."
-
-"Oh, I'm the prince," I explained easily; "I dismissed the footman at
-the door."
-
-"Cinderella," she mused. She nestled her feet, and looked thoughtfully
-at her delicate hands. I could see she was at that instant recalling the
-picture of Cinderella and the ash-heap.
-
-"What was the prince's name?"
-
-"In this case it is just a prince of good fellows."
-
-"I should like some witnesses." She gazed at me curiously, but there was
-no distrust in her limpid eye, as clear and moteless as Widow Wadman's.
-
-"Isn't it fine," I cried with a burst of confidence, "to possess the
-courage to speak to strangers?"
-
-"It is equally courageous to listen," was the retort.
-
-"I knew I should like you!"--with enthusiasm.
-
-She stirred uneasily. It might have been that her foot had suddenly
-grown chilled. A storm was whirling outside, and the pale, shadowy
-flakes of snow brushed the windows.
-
-I approached her, held up the slipper and contemplated it with wrinkled
-brow. She watched me covertly. What a slipper! So small and dainty was
-it, so light and airy, that had I suddenly withdrawn my hand I verily
-believe it would have floated. It was part satin and part skin, and the
-light, striking the inner side of it, permeated it with a faint, rosy
-glow.
-
-"What a darling thing it is!"--unable to repress my honest admiration.
-"Light as one of those snowflakes out yonder in the night. What a proud
-arch the instep has! Ah, but it is a high-bred shoe, fit to tread on the
-heart of any man. Lovely atom!"
-
-She stirred again. I went on:
-
-"It might really belong to a princess, but only in a fairy-book; for all
-the princesses I have ever seen couldn't put a hand in a shoe like this,
-much less a foot. And when I declare to you, upon my honor, that I have
-met various princesses in my time, you will appreciate the compliment I
-pay to Cinderella."
-
-The smile on her lips wavered and trembled, like a puff of wind on
-placid water, and was gone.
-
-"Leave it," she said, melting, "and be gone."
-
-"I couldn't. It wouldn't be gallant at all, don't you know. The prince
-himself put the slipper on Cinderella."
-
-"But this is a modern instance, and a prosaic world. Men are no longer
-gallants, but business men or club gossips; and you do not look like a
-business man."
-
-"I never belonged to a club in my life."
-
-"You do not look quite so unpopular as all that."
-
-A witty woman! To be pretty and witty at the same time--the gifts of
-Minerva and Venus in lavishment!
-
-"Besides, it is all very improper," she added.
-
-"The shoe?" I cried.
-
-"No; the shoe is proper enough."
-
-"You admit it, then!"--joyfully.
-
-"I refer to the dialogue between two persons who have not been
-introduced."
-
-"Convention! Formality! Detestable things, always setting Romance at
-arm's length, and making Truth desire to wear fashionable clothes."
-
-"Nevertheless, this is improper," she repeated.
-
-"Why, it doesn't matter at all," I said negligently. "We both have been
-invited to this house to dance; that is to say, our hostess would not
-invite any objectionable persons. What you mean to say is,
-unconventional. And I hate convention and formality."
-
-"Are you a poet, then?"--with good-natured derision.
-
-"Oh, no; I have an earning capacity and a pleasant income."
-
-She really laughed this time; and I vaguely recalled pearls and coral
-and murmuring brooks.
-
-"Won't you please do that again?" I asked eagerly.
-
-But there must have been something in my gaze that frightened Mirth
-away, for she frowned.
-
-Faintly came the music from the ball-room. They were playing the waltzes
-from _The Queen's Lace Handkerchief_. The agony of an extemporization
-seized me.
-
-"Strauss!" I cried, flourishing the slipper. "The blue Danube, the
-moonshine on the water, the tittle-tattle of the leaves, a man and woman
-all, all alone! Romance, love, off to the wars!..."
-
-"It is a far cry to Cinderella," she interrupted.
-
-"Ah, yes. Music moves me so easily."
-
-"Indeed! It is scarcely noticeable,"--slyly.
-
-"Are you Cinderella, then?"
-
-"I do not say so."
-
-"Will you dance with me to prove it one way or the other?"
-
-"Certainly not,"--rather indignantly.
-
-"Why not?"
-
-"There are any number of reasons," she replied.
-
-"Name just one."
-
-"I do not know you."
-
-"You ought to,"--with a double meaning which went for nothing.
-
-"My angle of vision obscures that idea."
-
-"If you will stand up...." I hesitatingly suggested.
-
-"I am perfectly comfortable where I am,"--with an oblique glance at the
-doorway.
-
-"I am convinced that you are the Cinderella; I can not figure it out
-otherwise."
-
-"Do not figure at all; simply leave the shoe."
-
-"It is too near twelve o'clock for that. Besides, I wish to demolish the
-pumpkin theory. It's all tommy-rot about changing pumpkins into
-chariots, unless you happen to be a successful pie-merchant."
-
-She bit her lips and tapped her cheek with the fan. (Did I mention the
-bloomy cheeks?)
-
-"Perhaps I am only one of Cinderella's elder sisters."
-
-"That would be very unfortunate. You will recollect that the elder
-sisters cut off their--"
-
-"Good gracious!"
-
-"Cut off their toes in the mad effort to capture the prince," I
-continued.
-
-"But I am not trying to capture any prince, not even a fairy prince;
-and I wouldn't--"
-
-"Cut off your toes?" I suggested.
-
-"Prolong this questionable conversation, only--"
-
-"You can not stop it till you have the shoe," I said.
-
-"Only," she went on determinedly, "I am so comfortable here that I do
-not care to return to the ball-room just at present."
-
-"I never expected such a full compliment;" and I made her my most
-engaging bow.
-
-"I am afraid you will have to cut off _your_ toes to get into _that_
-shoe,"--maliciously.
-
-"I could expect no less than that from you. You keep coming closer to my
-ideal every moment."
-
-She shrugged disdainfully and assumed a bored expression that did not
-deceive me in the least.
-
-"Since you are so determined to continue this dialogue, go and fetch
-some one you know. An introduction is absolutely necessary." She seemed
-immovable on this point.
-
-"And the moment I turned my back--presto! away would go Cinderella, and
-I should be in the dark as much as ever regarding the pumpkins. No, I
-thank you. Be good, and confess that you are Cinderella."
-
-"Sir, this really ceases to be amusing." Her fan closed with a snap.
-
-"It was serious the moment I entered and saw you," I replied frankly.
-
-"I ought to be annoyed excessively. You are a total stranger; I declare
-that I never saw you before in all my life. It is true that we are
-guests in the same house, but that does not give privilege to this
-particular annoyance. Here I am, talking to you as if it were distinctly
-proper."
-
-"I can not say that you have put your foot in it yet,"--having recourse
-to the slipper again. I was having a fine time.
-
-She smiled in spite of the anger which sparkled in her eyes. Of course,
-if she became downright angry I should tell who I was, only it would
-spoil everything.
-
-"And you do not know me?" I said dejectedly. "Do you mean to tell me
-that you have never dreamed of any Prince Charming?"
-
-"I can not say I have,"--icily.
-
-A flock of young persons came in noisily, but happily they contented
-themselves with the bowl of lemon-punch at the other end of the
-conservatory.
-
-I sat down in the Roman chair which stood at the side of the
-window-seat. I balanced the slipper on the palm of my hand. Funny, isn't
-it, how much a woman will put up with rather than walk about in her
-stockings. And I wasn't even sure that she had lost a slipper! I
-wondered, too, where all her dancing partners were.
-
-"You say you do not know me," I began. "Let me see,"--narrowing my eyes
-as one does who attempts to recall a dim and shadowy past. "Didn't you
-wear your hair in two plaits down your back?"
-
-"That is regular; it is still the custom; it proves nothing."
-
-"Let me recall a rambling old garret where we used to hold shows."
-
-Her fan opened again, and the tendrils at her temples moved gently.
-
-"Once we played the _Sleeping Beauty_, and you said that I should always
-be Prince Charming. How easily we forget!"
-
-She inclined forward a bit. There were signs of reviving interest. She
-began to scrutinize me; hitherto she had surveyed and examined me.
-
-"Once--"
-
-"Say 'Once upon a time'; all fairy stories begin that way."
-
-"Thank you; I stand corrected. Well, once upon a time you fell down
-these same garret stairs; and if you will lift that beautiful lock of
-hair from your right temple I shall see a scar. I am sure of your
-identity."
-
-Unconsciously her hand strayed to her temple, and dropped.
-
-"Whoever you are, you seem acquainted with certain youthful adventures.
-But some one might have told you these things, thinking to annoy me."
-Then the light in her eyes grew dim with the struggle of retrospection,
-the effort to pierce the veil of absent years, and to place me among the
-useless, forgotten things of youth, or rather childhood. "No, I can not
-place you. Please tell me who you are, if I have ever known you."
-
-"Not just now. Mystery arouses a woman's curiosity, and I frankly
-confess that I wish to arouse yours. You are nearly, if not quite,
-twenty-four."
-
-"One does not win a woman's interest by telling her her age."
-
-"But I add that you do not look it."
-
-"That is better. Now, let me see the slipper," holding out her hand.
-
-"To no one but Cinderella. I'd be a nice prince, wouldn't I, to
-surrender the slipper without finding Cinderella!"
-
-"In these days no woman would permit you to put on her slipper, unless
-you were her husband or her brother."
-
-"No? Then I have a much perverted idea of society."
-
-"And,"--passing over my remark, "she would rather sit in a corner all
-the evening."
-
-"But think of the fun you are missing!"
-
-"To be frank with you, I am not missing very much fun. I was at a dance
-last night, and the novelty begins to pall."
-
-"At least, then, you will admit that I have proved a diversion."
-
-"It will cost me nothing to admit that; but I think you are rude not to
-tell me right away who you are."
-
-She looked out of the blurred windows. Her profile was beautiful to
-contemplate, and perhaps she knew it.
-
-"Why don't you seek a footman," she asked, after a pause, "and have him
-announce that you have found a slipper?"
-
-"Have you no more regard for romance than that?"
-
-"You said that I was twenty-four years old. I have less regard for
-romance than for propriety."
-
-"There you go again, battening down the hatches of convention! I am
-becoming discouraged."
-
-"Is it possible? I have long since been."
-
-She had always been a match for me.
-
-Enter upon the scene (as they say in the play-books) a flurried partner,
-rather young and tender to be thrown in company with twenty-four years
-of sparkling femininity. Well, that was his affair; I didn't propose to
-warn him.
-
-"Oh, here you are!" he cried, brightening. "I've been looking for you
-everywhere,"--making believe that something was the matter with his
-gloves.
-
-"Do you know this gentleman?" she asked, pointing to me with her fan.
-
-I felt a nervous tremor. I wondered if she had been waiting for a moment
-like this.
-
-The young fellow held out his hand; his smile was pleasant and
-inquiring.
-
-"Wait a moment," she interrupted wickedly. "I am not introducing you. I
-am simply asking you if you know him."
-
-Wasn't this a capital revenge?
-
-"I ... I can't say that I ever saw the gentleman before," he stammered,
-mightily bewildered. Then all at once his face grew red with anger. He
-even balled his fists. "Has he dared--"
-
-"No, no! I only wished to know if you knew him. Since you do not there
-is nothing more to be done about it."
-
-"But if he has insulted--"
-
-"Sh! That's not a nice word to hear in a conservatory," she warned.
-
-"But I do not understand."
-
-"It is not necessary. If you do not take me instantly to the ball-room
-you will lose the best part of the dance."
-
-She rose, and then I saw two little blue slippers peeping out from under
-the silken skirts.
-
-"You might have told me," I said reproachfully. "And now I do not
-believe any other Cinderella will do. Young man," said I, holding out
-the slipper for his inspection, "I was just paying this lady the very
-great compliment of thinking that this might be her shoe."
-
-"And it isn't," she returned. "Now, in honor to yourself, what is my
-name?"
-
-"You are Nancy Marsden."
-
-"And you?"
-
-"Your humble servant,"--bending.
-
-"I shall soon find out."
-
-"It is quite possible."
-
-And then, with a hand on her escort's arm, she laughed, and walked (or
-should I say glided? It seems a sacrilege to say that so enchanting a
-creature walked) out of the conservatory, leaving me gazing ruefully and
-mournfully at the little white slipper in my hand.
-
-Now, where in the world was Cinderella?
-
-
-II
-
-I thrust the slipper into the tail of my coat, and strolled over to the
-marble bench which partly encircled the fountain. The tinkle of the
-falling water made a pleasant sound. Ten years! I had been away ten
-years. How quickly youth vanishes down the glimmering track of time!
-Here I was at thirty, rather old, too, for that number; and here was
-that pretty girl of fourteen grown into womanhood, a womanhood that
-would have stirred the pulses of many a man less susceptible than
-myself. That she was unmarried somehow made me glad, though why I can
-not say, unless it be that vanity survives everything.
-
-I had been violently in love with her; at that time she hadn't quite
-turned six. Then I had lorded it over her tender eighth year, and from
-the serene height of twenty I had looked down upon her fourteen in a
-fatherly, patronizing fashion. As I recalled her new glory the truth
-came upon me that she was like to pay me back with interest for all the
-snubs I had given her.
-
-Off to Heidelberg and Bonn and Berlin! Student days! Heigh-ho! Ten years
-is a long time. I might still have been an alien, an exile, but for my
-uncle's death and that the lonely aunt wanted a man about. (Not that I
-was much of a man to have about.) In all these ten years I had not once
-visited my native land, scandalous as it may seem; but I had always
-celebrated the Fourth of July in my garden, celebrated it religiously,
-too, and followed the general elections.
-
-All these people (or nearly all of them) I had known in my youth; and
-now not one of them recognized me. There was a pang in this knowledge.
-No one likes to be completely forgotten, save the absconding bank-clerk
-and the defeated candidate. I had made no effort to recall myself to
-those I met. My hostess thoughtlessly supposed that I should take upon
-myself the labor of renewing acquaintance; but I found this rather
-impossible. Everything was changed, the people and the city; the one had
-added to its height and the other to its girth. So I simply wandered
-about the familiar rooms summoning up the pleasant ghosts of bygone
-days. Then came the slipper episode--and Nancy!
-
-Home again! No more should the sea call, nor the sky, nor the hills; I
-was home again, for ever and for ever, so I hoped.
-
-And then I glanced up from my reverie to behold a woman, fair, fat and
-forty-eight, seat herself breathlessly on the far end of the bench. I
-recognized her instantly: she had been one of the salient features of my
-childhood, only a little farther removed than my mother herself. She
-was florid in her October years; twenty years ago she had been plump and
-pretty; now she was only pretty plump. But a rollicking soul beamed from
-her kindly eyes. So I bethought me of the slipper, dragged it forth,
-rose and approached.
-
-"Madam," said I gravely, "are you Cinderella?"
-
-She balanced her lorgnette and stared, first at the slipper, then at me.
-
-"Young man, don't be silly. Do I look like a woman who could wear a
-little thing like that? Run along with you, and don't make fun of poor
-old women. If there is any Cinderella around here I'm only her
-godmother."
-
-For a moment I stood abashed. Here was one who had outlived vanity, or
-at least had discovered its worthlessness.
-
-"Have you no vanity, madam?" I asked solemnly.
-
-"If I have it has ceased to protrude. Go and give the slipper to a
-footman, and don't keep some girl hopping around on one foot."
-
-I was almost tempted to tell her who I was.
-
-"Madam, there was a time"--I began.
-
-"Oh, yes; thirty years ago I might have claimed the slipper; I might
-even have worn it,"--complacently.
-
-"Permit me to conclude: there was a time when you held me on your
-knees."
-
-"What?"
-
-"It is indeed so."
-
-"Confess, then, that you were properly spanked.... Heavens and earth,
-wherever did you come from?" she exclaimed suddenly. "Sit down beside me
-instantly!" And she called me by name.
-
-It was the third time I had heard it that night. I had heard it so
-infrequently that I liked the sound of it.
-
-"And it is really you?" pushing me off at arm's length the better to
-observe the changes that had taken place. "You grow more like your
-father; if you hadn't that beard you would be the exact picture of your
-father when he married your mother. Oh, what a pretty wedding it was!"
-
-"I shall have to take your word for it. I was up and about, however, at
-the tin anniversary."
-
-"I remember. Oh, but what a racket you made among the pans!" She laughed
-softly at the recollection.
-
-"I was properly spanked that night," I admitted.
-
-And straightway we uncovered thirty and twenty years respectively.
-
-"By the way," said I carelessly, "is Nancy Marsden engaged to be
-married?"
-
-"Nancy? She never will be, to my idea. She recently turned down a real
-duke: a duke that had money and everything."
-
-"And everything: is that castles?" I inquired.
-
-"Nonsense!"
-
-"Well, between you and me and the gatepost, Miss Nancy will be engaged
-within two months."
-
-"No!"--excitedly.
-
-"It is written."
-
-"And to whom, pray?"
-
-"It's the woman's place to announce an engagement. But I know the man."
-
-"He is worthy?"
-
-"Oh, as men go."
-
-Then the water-clock in the fountain struck twelve, and I sprang up.
-
-"Mercy, I'll never find any Cinderella at this rate. All is lost if she
-escapes me."
-
-I kissed her hand gratefully, and made off.
-
-I immediately ran into a young miss who, judging from her short dresses,
-was a guest on sufferance, not having "come out" yet.
-
-"Are you Cinderella?" I asked, with all the gravity I could assume.
-
-"Thank you, sir, but mama will not permit me," her cheeks growing
-furiously red.
-
-I passed on, willing to wager that the little girl had understood me to
-ask her to dance with me.
-
-How I searched among the young faces; many I saw that I knew, but my
-confounded beard (which I determined to cut the very next morning) hid
-me as completely as the fabled invisible cloak. I wondered where Jim
-was--Nancy's brother. I had seen him in Europe, and I knew if he were
-anywhere around there would be one to clap me on the back and bid me
-welcome home. This prodigal business isn't what it's cracked up to
-be.... Somehow I felt that within a few days I should be making love
-again to Nancy; and I may truthfully add that I dreaded the ordeal while
-I courted it.
-
-What if she refused me in the end? I cast out at once this horrific
-thought as unworthy a man of my address.
-
-
-Under the stairway there was a cozy corner. Upon the cushions I saw a
-dark-haired girl in red. Now, when they haven't a dash of red in their
-hair I like it in their dress. She was pretty, besides; so I stopped.
-
-"Pardon me, but won't you tell me if you are Cinderella?"--producing the
-slipper.
-
-"I am,"--with an amused smile.
-
-"Then there _is_ a Cinderella, after all?" I cried joyfully. "Where are
-the pumpkins?" glancing about.
-
-"I believe that several of them have gone hunting for the slipper."
-
-I was delighted. Three witty women all in one night, and two of them
-charming. It was more than a man had any right to expect.
-
-"You have really and truly lost a slipper?"
-
-"Really and truly; only I am _not_ the Cinderella you are looking for."
-From under her skirt there came into view (immediately to disappear) a
-small scarlet slipper.
-
-I was very much taken aback.
-
-"Red?" said I. "Ah, I have it. The wicked fairy has cast a spell over
-the slipper and turned it white."
-
-"That would simplify everything ... if we lived in fairy-tale times. Oh,
-dear, there are no fairies nowadays, and I wonder how in the world I am
-to get home."
-
-"You have the pumpkins and the mice."
-
-"Only the pumpkins; it is after twelve, and all the mice have gone
-home."
-
-"Haven't you an incantation?"
-
-She stretched out her arms dramatically. "Be gone, young man, be gone!"
-
-"Very good," said I; "but I am impervious to incantations of that
-sort."
-
-"I wonder where the other Cinderella is?"--adroitly. It was quite
-evident that she wanted to be rid of me.
-
-If I hadn't met Nancy--!
-
-"Supposing I try this white slipper on your foot?"
-
-"It is not a supposable matter."
-
-"Would that I possessed a cobbler's license!"--sighing.
-
-She laughed. "You wouldn't be half so nice."
-
-This was almost the beginning of an enchantment.
-
-"If you will turn your head toward the wall I'll try on the slipper. I
-am curious to learn if there is a girl here who has a smaller foot than
-I."
-
-"Vanity, vanity, all is vanity!"
-
-"'Tisn't vanity; it's curiosity; and maybe my foot is getting cold."
-
-I took some pillows and piled them on the floor. "How will this do?"
-
-"Since I can not have the slipper I shall not move. Besides, I am
-sitting on the unshod foot. Hadn't you better sit down here beside me
-and give an account of yourself and what you have been doing all these
-ten years?"
-
-"You know me?" genuinely astonished.
-
-"But you do not know me?"
-
-"No; it's a terrible thing to admit, but I do not recognize you."
-
-"Don't you remember Betty Lee?"
-
-"Betty Lee? That homely little girl turned into a goddess? Small wonder
-that I didn't recognize you."
-
-"My girl friends all say that I haven't changed a bit in ten years."
-
-"Envy, malice, jealousy! But it is odd that you should recognize me and
-that Nancy Marsden should forget me."
-
-"I used to detest you; we forget only those we loved."
-
-Enter one of the pumpkins, a young fellow about twenty. Hang it, I was
-always being interrupted by some callow youth!
-
-"Here's your confounded shoe, Bett. I've had a deuce of a time finding
-it." He tossed the slipper cavalierly into her lap.
-
-"Young man," said I severely, "you will never succeed with the ladies."
-
-"The lady happens to be my sister,"--haughtily.
-
-"Pardon me!"--contritely. "I should have remembered that sisters don't
-belong."
-
-The girl laughed and pushed out one of the pillows. Then she gave me the
-slipper.
-
-"We'll not haggle over a cobbler's license," she said.
-
-I knelt and put on the slipper. Only one thing marred the completeness
-of my happiness: the slipper wasn't a blue one.
-
-The girl stood up and shook the folds in her dress, then turned coldly
-on her brother.
-
-"You are a disgrace to the family, Bob."
-
-"Oh, fudge! Come on along to supper; it's ready, and I'm half starved."
-
-Brothers don't belong, either.
-
-"I wish you luck with the white slipper," said Betty, as she turned to
-leave. "Call on me soon, and I'll forgive all the past."
-
-"That I shall." But I made up my mind that I should call on Nancy
-first. Otherwise it would be dangerous.
-
-I stood alone. It rather hurt to think one girl should remember me and
-that the other should absolutely forget. But supper brought me out of my
-cogitations. So once again I put away the slipper and looked at my
-supper-card. I was destined to sit at table four. I followed the
-pilgrims out to worship at the shrine of Lucullus.
-
-Evidently there was no Cinderella; or, true to her condition in life,
-she was at this moment seated before her ash-heap, surrounded by
-strutting and cooing doves. Well, well, I could put the slipper on the
-mantel at home; it would be a pleasant reminder.
-
-I found table four. There were four chairs, none of them occupied; and
-as I sat down I wondered if any one I knew would sit down with me.
-
-A heavy hand fell rudely upon my shoulder.
-
-"What do you mean, sir, by entering a gentleman's house in this
-manner?" demanded a stern voice.
-
-I turned, my ears burning hotly.
-
-"You old prodigal! You old man-without-a-country! You pirate!" went on
-the voice. "How dared you sneak in in this fashion? Nan, what would you
-do with him if you were in my place?" The voice belonged to Nancy
-Marsden's brother.
-
-"I have no desire to put myself in your place," said the only girl who
-_could_ be Cinderella.
-
-"I wouldn't bother about _his_ slipper, not if he went barefooted all
-his life," said I.
-
-And then, and then, and then! What a bombardment! How pleased I was! I
-was inordinately happy, and I didn't eat a thing till the salad.
-
-"How could you!" said Nancy.
-
-"But you didn't recognize me,"--with a show of defiance; "and I expected
-that you would be the very first."
-
-"Cut off that horrid beard."
-
-"To-morrow morning."
-
-"And never wear it again."
-
-"Never."
-
-"Have you found Cinderella?" Nancy asked presently.
-
-"No; but I haven't given up all hope."
-
-"Let me see it."
-
-With some hesitance I placed the slipper in her hand. She looked at it
-sharply.
-
-"Good gracious!"
-
-"What's the matter?" I asked.
-
-"Why, this slipper has _never_ been worn at all. It is brand new!" She
-was greatly bewildered.
-
-"I know it," I replied; "I brought it myself."
-
-Then how she laughed! And when I asked her to do it again she did, even
-more heartily than before.
-
-"You will always be the same,"--passing the slipper back to me.
-
-"No, I want to be just a little different from now on,"--inscrutably.
-
-She gave me an indescribable glance.
-
-"Give the slipper to me."
-
-"To keep?"
-
-"Yes, to keep. Somehow, I rather fancy I should like to try it
-on,"--demurely.
-
-So I gave her the slipper.
-
-
-
-
-TWO CANDIDATES
-
-AN ADVENTURE IN LOVE AND POLITICS
-
-
-I
-
-To begin with, I am going to call things by their real name. At first
-glance this statement will give you a shiver of terror, that is, if you
-happen to be a maiden lady or a gentleman with reversible cuffs. But
-your shivers will be without reason. Prue may read, and modest Prue's
-mama; for it isn't going to be a naughty story; on the contrary,
-grandma's spring medicines are less harmless. Yet, there is a parable to
-expound and a moral to point out; but I shall leave these to your own
-discernment.
-
-It has always appealed to me as rather a silly custom on a
-story-teller's part to invent names for the two great political parties
-of the United States; and for my part, I am going to call a Democrat a
-Democrat and a Republican a Republican, because these titles are not so
-hallowed in our time as to be disguised in print and uttered in a bated
-breath. There is no _lese-majeste_ in America.
-
-Men inclined toward the evil side of power will be found in all parties,
-and always have been. Unlike society, the middle class in politics
-usually contains all the evil elements. In politics the citizen becomes
-the lowest order, and the statesman the highest; and, thanks to the
-common sense of the race, these are largely honest and incorruptible.
-When these become disintegrated, a republic falls.
-
-Being a journalist and a philosopher, I look upon both parties with
-tolerant contempt. The very nearness of some things disillusions us; and
-I have found that only one illusion remains to the newspaper man, and
-that is that some day he'll get out of the newspaper business. I vote as
-I please, though the family does not know this. The mother is a
-Republican and so is the grandmother; and loving peace in the house, I
-dub myself a Republican till that moment when I enter the voting-booth.
-Then I become an individual who votes as his common sense directs.
-
-The influence of woman in politics is no inconsiderable matter. The
-great statesman may flatter himself that his greatness is due to his
-oratorical powers; but his destiny is often decided at the
-breakfast-table. Why four-fifths of the women lean toward Republicanism
-is something no mere historian can analyze.
-
-In my town politics had an evil odor. For six years a Democrat had been
-mayor, and for six years the town had been plundered. For six years the
-Republicans had striven, with might and main, to regain the power ...
-and the right to plunder. It did not matter which party ruled, graft
-(let us omit the quotation marks) was the tocsin. The citizens were
-robbed, openly or covertly, according to the policy of the party in
-office. There was no independent paper in town; so, from one month's end
-to another it was leaded editorial vituperation. Then Caliban revolted.
-An independent party was about to be formed.
-
-The two bosses, however, were equal to the occasion. They immediately
-hustled around and secured as candidates for the mayoralty two prominent
-young men whose honesty and integrity were unimpeachable. Caliban, as is
-his habit, sheathed his sword and went back to his bench, his desk, or
-whatever his occupation was.
-
-On the Republican side they nominated a rich young club-man. Now, as you
-will readily agree, it is always written large on the political banner
-that a man who is rich has no incentive to become a grafter. The public
-is ever willing to trust its funds to a millionaire. The Democrats, with
-equal cunning, brought forward a brilliant young attorney, whose income
-was rather moderate but whose ability and promise were great. The
-Democratic organs hailed his nomination with delight.
-
-"We want one of the people to represent us, not one of the privileged
-class." You see, there happened to be no rich young Democrat available.
-
-These two candidates were close personal friends. They had been chums
-from boyhood and had been graduated from the same college. They belonged
-to the same clubs, and were acknowledged to be the best horsemen in
-town. As to social prominence, neither had any advantage over the other,
-save in the eyes of matrons who possessed marriageable (and extravagant)
-daughters. Williard, the Republican nominee, was a handsome chap,
-liberal-minded and generous-hearted, without a personal enemy in the
-world. I recollect only one fault: he loved the world a little too well.
-The opposition organs, during the heat of the campaign, dropped vague
-hints regarding dinners to singers and actresses and large stakes in
-poker games. Carrington, his opponent, was not handsome, but he had a
-fine clean-cut, manly face, an intrepid eye, a resolute mouth, and a
-tremendous ambition. He lived well within his income, the highest
-recommendation that may be paid to a young man of these days.
-
-He threw himself into the fight with all the ardor of which his nature
-was capable; whereas Williard was content to let the machine direct his
-movements. The truth is, Williard was indifferent whether he became
-mayor or not. To him the conflict was a diversion, a new fish to
-Lucullus; and when the Democratic organs wrote scathing editorials about
-what they termed his profligate career, he would laugh and exhibit the
-articles at the club. It was all a huge joke. He made very few speeches,
-and at no time could he be forced into the foreign districts. He
-complained that his olfactory nerve was too delicately educated. The
-leaders swallowed their rancor; there was nothing else for them to do.
-In Williard's very lack of ambition lay his strength. Poverty would have
-made a great man out of him; but riches have a peculiar way of numbing
-the appreciation of the greater and simpler things in life.
-
-Carrington went everywhere; the Poles hurrahed for him, the Germans, the
-Irish, the Huns and the Italians. And he made no promises which he did
-not honestly intend to fulfil. To him the fight meant everything; it
-meant fame and honor, a comfortable addition to his income, and
-Washington as a finality. He would purify the Democrats while he
-annihilated the pretensions of the Republicans. He was what historians
-call an active dreamer, a man who dreams and then goes forth to
-accomplish things. His personality was engaging.
-
-Besides all this (for the secret must be told) Carrington was in love
-and wished to have all these things to lay at the feet of his beloved,
-even if she returned them. You will regularly find it to be true that
-the single man is far more ambitious than his married brother. The
-latter invariably turns over the contract to his wife.
-
-Williard was deeply in love, too, with Senator Gordon's lovely daughter,
-and Senator Gordon was that mysterious power which directed the
-Republican forces in his section of the state. So you may readily
-believe that Carrington was forced to put up a better fight than
-Williard, who stood high in Senator Gordon's favor. The girl and the two
-young men had been friends since childhood, and nobody knew whether she
-cared for either of them in the way they desired. Everybody in town, who
-was anybody, understood the situation; and everybody felt confident that
-Williard was most likely to win. The girl never said anything, even to
-her intimate friends; but when the subject was brought up, she smiled in
-a way that dismissed it.
-
-Such was the political situation at the beginning of the municipal
-campaign. There have been like situations in any number of cities which
-boast of one hundred thousand inhabitants or more; perhaps in your town,
-and yours, and yours. That bugaboo of the politician, reform, brings
-round this phenomenon about once in every eight years. For a while the
-wicked ones promise to be good, and you will admit that that helps.
-
-It was amusing to follow the newspapers. They vilified each other,
-ripped to shreds the character of each candidate, recalled boyhood
-escapades and magnified them into frightful crimes, and declared in turn
-that the opposition boss should land in the penitentiary if it took all
-the type in the composing-rooms to do it. What always strikes me as odd
-is that, laughter-loving people that we are, nobody laughs during these
-foolish periods. Instead, everybody goes about, straining his conscience
-and warping his common sense into believing these flimsy campaign lies,
-these political roorbacks.
-
-When Williard and Carrington met at the club, at the Saturday-night
-luncheons, they avoided each other tactfully, each secretly longing to
-grasp the other's hand and say: "Don't believe a word of it, old boy;
-it's all tommy-rot." But policy held them at arm's length. What would
-the voters say if they heard that their respective candidates were
-hobnobbing at a private club? Carrington played billiards in the
-basement while Williard played a rubber at whist up stairs; and the
-Saturday rides out to the country club became obsolete. Only a few
-cynics saw the droll side of the situation; and they were confident that
-when the election was over the friendship would be renewed all the more
-strongly for the tension.
-
-One night, some weeks before the election, Williard dined alone with the
-senator at the Gordon home. Betty Gordon was dining elsewhere. With the
-cognac and cigars, the senator drew out a slip of paper, scrutinized it
-for a space, then handed it to his protege.
-
-"That's the slate. How do you like it?"
-
-Williard ran his glance up and down the columns. Once he frowned.
-
-"What's the matter?" asked the senator shrewdly.
-
-"I do not like the idea of Matthews for commissioner of public works.
-He's a blackleg,--there's no getting around that. He practically runs
-that faro-bank above his down-town saloon. Can't you put some one else
-in his place?"
-
-The senator filliped the ash from the end of his cigar.
-
-"Honestly, my boy, I agree with your objection; but the word is given,
-and if we turn him down now, your friend Carrington will stand a pretty
-fair show of being the next mayor."
-
-"You might get a worse one," Williard laughed. "Jack is one of the
-finest fellows in the world,"--loyally.
-
-"Not a bit of doubt; but politically," said the senator, laughing, "he
-is a rascal, a man without a particle of character, and all that. But
-personally speaking, I would that this town had more like him. Win or
-lose, he will always be welcome in this house. But this Matthews matter;
-you will have to swallow him or be swallowed."
-
-"He's a rascal."
-
-"Perhaps he is. Once you are elected, however, you can force him out,
-and be hanged to him. Just now it would be extremely dangerous. My boy,
-politics has strange bed-fellows, as the saying goes. These men are
-necessary; to fight them is to cut your own throat. No one knows just
-how they get their power; but one morning you wake up and find them
-menacing you, and you have to placate them and toss them sops."
-
-"I might at least have been consulted."
-
-"I appreciated your antagonism beforehand. Politics is a peculiar
-business. A man must form about himself a shell as thick as a turtle's,
-or his feelings are going to be hurt. Now, if you would like to change
-any of these smaller offices, the health department doesn't matter. What
-do you say?"
-
-"Oh, if Matthews remains on the slate, I do not care to alter the rest
-of it. But I warn you that I shall get rid of him at the earliest
-opportunity."
-
-"Just as you like."
-
-The senator smiled covertly. Matthews was one of his henchmen in the
-larger matters of state. His name had been the first to appear on the
-slate, and the senator was determined that it should remain there. Not
-that he had any liking for the man; simply he was one of the wheels
-which made the machine run smoothly. The senator knew his power of
-persuasion; he knew Williard's easy-going nature; but he also knew that
-these easy-going persons are terribly stubborn at times. He was obliged
-to hold on to Matthews. The gubernatorial campaign was looming up for
-the ensuing year, and the senator was curious to learn the real power
-that went with the seal of a governor of a first-class state.
-
-There fell an intermission to the conversation. Williard smoked
-thoughtfully. He recalled the years during which he had accepted the
-generous hospitality of this house, and the love he held for the host's
-daughter. Only since his return from abroad had he learned the strength
-of his sentiment. Heretofore he had looked upon the girl as a sister,
-jolly, talented, a fine dancer, a daring rider, a good comrade. He had
-been out of the country for three years. On his return he had found
-Betty Gordon a beautiful woman, and he had silently surrendered. As yet
-he had said nothing, but he knew that she knew. Yet he always saw the
-shadow of Carrington, old Jack Carrington. Well, let the best man win!
-
-"I can find a way to dispose of Matthews," he said finally.
-
-"I dare say."
-
-But Williard did not know the tenacity with which some men cling to
-office. The senator did.
-
-Here the servant ushered in two lieutenants of the senator's. One was an
-ex-consul and the other was the surveyor of customs, who was not
-supposed to dabble in local politics.
-
-"Everything is agreeable to Mr. Williard," the senator answered in reply
-to the questioning looks of his subordinates. "He vows, however, that he
-will shake Matthews when he gets the chance."
-
-The new arrivals laughed.
-
-"We'll put you through, young man," said the ex-consul; "and one of
-these fine days we shall send you to France. That's the place for a man
-of your wit and wealth."
-
-Williard smiled and lighted a fresh cigar. He did possess the reputation
-of being a clever wit, and in his secret heart he would much prefer a
-consulate or a secretaryship at the French embassy. He thoroughly
-detested this indiscriminate hand-shaking which went with local
-politics.
-
-But Matthews stuck in his gorge, and he wondered if Carrington was
-going through any like ordeal, and if Carrington would submit so
-readily.... Why the deuce didn't Betty return? It was almost nine
-o'clock.
-
-Presently her sunny countenance appeared in the doorway, and Williard
-dropped his cigar joyfully and rose. It was worth all the politics in
-the world!
-
-"Gentlemen, you will excuse me," he said.
-
-"Go along!" the senator cried jovially. "We can spare you."
-
-As indeed they very well could!
-
-In a minute Williard was in the music-room.
-
-"I really do not know that I ought to shake hands with you, Dick," began
-Betty, tossing her hat on the piano. "You have deceived me for years."
-
-"Deceived you! What do you mean?"--mightily disturbed.
-
-"Wait a moment." She brought forth a paper. "Sit down in front of me.
-This is going to be a court of inquiry, and your sins shall be passed
-in review." He obeyed meekly. "Now listen," the girl went on, mischief
-in her eyes; "this paper says horrid things about you. It claims that
-you have given riotous dinners to actresses and comic-opera singers. I
-classify them because I do not think comic-opera singers are actresses."
-
-"Rot!" said Williard, crossing his legs and eying with pleasure the
-contours of her face. "Jolly rot!"
-
-"You mustn't say 'jolly' in this country; it's English, and they'll be
-accusing you of it."
-
-"Well, bally rot; how will that go?"
-
-"That isn't very pretty, but it will pass. Now, to proceed. They say
-that your private life is profligate."
-
-"Oh, come now, Betty!" laughing diffidently.
-
-"They say that you gamble at poker and win and lose huge sums."
-
-"Your father plays poker in Washington; I've seen him."
-
-"He's not on trial; _you_ are. Furthermore," went on the girl, the
-twinkle going from her eye, leaving it searching yet unfathomable, "this
-editor says that you are only a dummy in this game of politics, and that
-once you are mayor, your signature will be all that will be required of
-you. That is to say, you will be nothing but a puppet in the hands of
-the men who brought about your election."
-
-Williard thought of Matthews, and the smile on his lips died.
-
-"Now, Dick, this paper says that it seeks only the truth of things, and
-admits that you possess certain engaging qualities. What am I to
-believe?"
-
-"Betty, you know very well that they'll have me robbing the widows
-before election." He was growing restless. He felt that this trial
-wasn't all play. "If you don't mind, I'd rather talk of something else.
-Politics, politics, morning, noon and night until my ears ache!"
-
-"Or burn," suggested the girl. "The things they say about your private
-life--I don't care for them. I know that they are not truths. But the
-word 'puppet' annoys me." She laid aside the paper.
-
-"Have I ever acted like a dummy, Betty? In justice to me, have I?" He
-was serious.
-
-"Not in ordinary things."
-
-"No one has ever heard that I broke a promise."
-
-"No."
-
-"Or that I was cowardly."
-
-"No, no!"
-
-"Well, if I am elected, I shall fool certain persons. I am easy-going; I
-confess to that impeachment; but I have never been crossed
-successfully."
-
-"They'll know how to accomplish their ends without crossing you. That's
-a part of the politician's business."
-
-"If I am elected, I'll study ways and means. Hang it, I wasn't running
-after office. They said that they needed me. As a property owner I had
-to surrender. I am not a hypocrite; I never was. I can't go honestly
-among the lower classes and tell them that I like them, shake their
-grimy hands, hobnob with them at caucuses and in gloomy halls. I am not
-a politician; my father was not before me; it isn't in my blood. I
-haven't the necessary ambition. Carrington's grandfather was a
-war-governor; mine was a planter in the South. Now, Carrington has
-ambition enough to carry him to the presidency; and I hope he'll get it
-some day, and make an ambassador out of me. Sometimes I wish I wasn't
-rich, so that I might enjoy life as some persons do. To have something
-to fight for constantly! I am spoiled."
-
-He wheeled his chair toward the fire and rested his elbows on his knees.
-
-"He's very handsome," thought the girl; but she sighed.
-
-
-II
-
-That same evening Carrington and McDermott, the Democratic leader, met
-by appointment in the former's law-offices. McDermott was a wealthy
-steel-manufacturer who had held various state and national offices. As
-a business man his policy was absolute honesty. He gave liberal wages,
-met his men personally, and adjusted their differences. There were as
-many Republicans as Democrats in his employ. Politics never entered the
-shop. Every dollar in his business had been honestly earned. He was a
-born leader, kindly, humorous, intelligent. But once he put on his silk
-hat and frock coat, a metamorphosis, strange and incomprehensible, took
-place. He became altogether a different man; cold, purposeful,
-determined, bitter, tumbling over obstacles without heart or conscience,
-using all means to gain his devious ends; scheming, plotting,
-undermining this man or elevating that, a politician in every sense of
-the word; cunning, astute, long-headed, far-seeing. He was not suave
-like his old enemy, the senator; he was blunt because he knew the
-fullness of his power. But for all his bluntness, he was, when need said
-must, a diplomat of no mean order. If he brought about a shady election,
-he had the courage to stand by what he had done. He was respected and
-detested alike.
-
-The present incumbent in the city hall was no longer of use to him. He
-was wise enough to see that harm to his power would come about in case
-the reform movement got headway; he might even be dethroned. So his
-general's eye had lighted on Carrington, as the senator's had lighted on
-Williard; only he had mistaken his man where the senator had not.
-
-"My boy," he began, "I'm going to lecture you."
-
-"Go ahead," said Carrington. "I know what the trouble is. I crossed out
-Mr. Murphy's name from the list you fixed up for my inspection."
-
-"And his name must go back,"--smiling. "We can't afford to turn him down
-at this late day."
-
-"I can," said the protege imperturbably and firmly.
-
-For a moment their glances met and clashed.
-
-"You must always remember the welfare of the party,"--gently.
-
-"And the people," supplemented the admonished one.
-
-"Of course,"--with thin lips. "But Murphy's name must stand. We depend
-upon the eighth ward to elect you, and Murphy holds it in his palm. Your
-friend Williard will be forced to accept Matthews for the same reason.
-It's a game of chess, but a great game."
-
-"Matthews? I don't believe it. Williard would not speak to him on the
-street, let alone put him on the ticket."
-
-"Wait and see."
-
-"He's a blackleg, a gambler, worse than Murphy."
-
-"And what is your grievance against Murphy? He has always served the
-party well."
-
-"Not to speak of Mr. Murphy."
-
-"What has he done?"
-
-"He has sold his vote three times in the common council. He sold it once
-for two thousand dollars in that last pavement deal. I have been rather
-observant. Let him remain alderman; I can not see my way clear to
-appoint him to a position in the city hall."
-
-McDermott's eyes narrowed. "Your accusations are grave. If Murphy
-learns, he may make you prove it."
-
-Carrington remained silent for a few minutes, his face in thoughtful
-repose; then having decided to pursue a certain course, he reached into
-a pigeon-hole of his desk and selected a paper which he gave to
-McDermott. The latter studied the paper carefully. From the paper his
-glance traveled to the face of the young man opposite him. He wondered
-why he hadn't taken more particular notice of the cleft chin and the
-blue-gray eyes. Had he made a mistake? Was the young fellow's honesty
-greater than his ambition? McDermott returned the paper without comment.
-
-"Is that proof enough?" Carrington asked, a bit of raillery in his
-tones.
-
-"You should have told me of this long ago."
-
-"I hadn't the remotest idea that Murphy's name would turn up. You can
-very well understand that I can not consider this man's name as an
-appointee."
-
-"Why hasn't it been turned over to the district attorney?"
-
-"The plaintiff is a patient man. He left it to me. It is a good sword,
-and I may have to hold it over Mr. Murphy's neck."
-
-McDermott smiled.
-
-"The Democratic party in this county needs a strong tonic in the nature
-of a clean bill. I want my appointees men of high standing; I want them
-honest; I want them not for what they have done, but what they may do."
-
-McDermott smiled again. "I have made a mistake in not coming to you
-earlier. There is a great future for a man of your kidney, Carrington.
-You have a genuine talent for politics. You possess something that only
-a dozen men in a hundred thousand possess, a tone. Words are empty
-things unless they are backed by a tone. Tone holds the auditor,
-convinces him, directs him if by chance he is wavering. You are a born
-orator. Miller retires from Congress next year. His usefulness in
-Washington has passed. How would you like to succeed him?"
-
-Insidious honey! Carrington looked out of the window. Washington! A
-seat among the Seats of the Mighty! A torch-light procession was passing
-through the street below, and the noise of the fife and drum rose. The
-world's applause; the beating of hands, the yells of triumph, the
-laudation of the press,--the world holds no greater thrill than this.
-Art and literature stand pale beside it. But a worm gnawed at the heart
-of this rose, a cancer ate into the laurel. Carrington turned. He was by
-no means guileless.
-
-"When I accepted this nomination, I did so because I believed that the
-party was in danger, and that, if elected, I might benefit the people. I
-have remained silent; I have spoken but little of my plans; I have made
-few promises. Mr. McDermott, I am determined, first and foremost, to be
-mayor in all the meaning of the word. I refuse to be a figure-head. I
-have crossed out Murphy's name because he is a dishonest citizen. Yes, I
-am ambitious; but I would forego Washington rather than reach it by
-shaking Murphy's hand." The blood of the old war-governor tingled in
-his veins at that moment.
-
-"It must be replaced,"--quietly.
-
-"In face of that document?"
-
-"In spite of it."
-
-"I refuse!"
-
-"Listen to reason, my boy; you are young, and you have to learn that in
-politics there's always a bitter pill with the sweet. To elect you I
-have given my word to Murphy that he shall have the office."
-
-"You may send Mr. Murphy to me," said Carrington curtly. "I'll take all
-the blame."
-
-"This is final?"
-
-"It is. And I am surprised that you should request this of me."
-
-"He will defeat you."
-
-"So be it."
-
-McDermott was exceedingly angry, but he could not help admiring the
-young man's resoluteness and direct honesty.
-
-"You are making a fatal mistake. I shall make an enemy of the man, and I
-shall not be able to help you. I have a great deal at stake. If we lose
-the eighth, we lose everything, and for years to come."
-
-"Perhaps. One dishonest step leads to another, and if I should sanction
-this man, I should not hesitate at greater dishonesty. My honesty is my
-bread and butter ... and my conscience."
-
-"Corporations have no souls; politics has no conscience. Williard...."
-
-"My name is Carrington,"--abruptly. "In a matter of this kind I can not
-permit myself to be subjected to comparisons. You brought about my
-present position in municipal affairs."
-
-"We had need of you, and still need you," confessed the other
-reluctantly. "The party needs new blood."
-
-"You are a clever man, Mr. McDermott; you are a leader; let me appeal to
-your better judgment. Murphy is a blackguard, and he would be in any
-party, in any country. In forcing him on me, you rob me of my
-self-respect."
-
-McDermott shrugged. "In this case he is a necessary evil. The success
-of the party depends upon his good will. Listen. Will you find, in all
-this wide land, a ruling municipality that is incorrupt? Is there not a
-fly in the ointment whichever way you look? Is not dishonesty fought
-with dishonesty; isn't it corruption against corruption? Do you believe
-for a minute that you can bring about this revolution? No, my lad; no.
-This is a workaday world; Utopia is dreamland. You can easily keep your
-eye on this man. If he makes a dishonest move, you can find it in your
-power to remove him effectually. But I swear to you that he is
-absolutely necessary."
-
-"Well, I will assume the risk of his displeasure."
-
-"Show him your document, and tell him that if he leaves you in the lurch
-at the polls, you'll send him to prison. That's the only way out."
-McDermott thought he saw light.
-
-"Make a blackmailer of myself? Hardly."
-
-"I am sorry." McDermott rose. "You are digging a pit for a very bright
-future."
-
-"Politically, perhaps."
-
-"If you are defeated, there is no possible method of sending you to
-Washington in Miller's place. You must have popularity to back you. I
-have observed that you are a very ambitious young man."
-
-"Not so ambitious as to obscure my sense of right."
-
-"I like your pluck, my boy, though it stands in your own light. I'll do
-all I can to pacify Murphy. Good night and good luck to you." And
-McDermott made his departure.
-
-Carrington remained motionless in his chair, studying the night. So much
-for his dreams! He knew what McDermott's "I'll do what I can" meant. If
-only he had not put his heart so thoroughly into the campaign! Was there
-any honesty? Was it worth while to be true to oneself? Murphy controlled
-nearly four hundred votes. For six years the eighth ward had carried the
-Democratic party into victory. Had he turned this aside? For years the
-elections had been like cheese-parings; and in ten years there hadn't
-been a majority of five hundred votes on either side. If Murphy was a
-genuine party man, and not a leech, he would stand square for his party
-and not consider personal enmity. What would he do when he heard from
-McDermott that he (Carrington) had deliberately crossed him off the
-ticket of appointees?
-
-From among some old papers in a drawer Carrington produced the portrait
-of a young girl of sixteen in fancy dress. When he had studied this a
-certain length of time, he took out another portrait: it was the young
-girl grown into superb womanhood. The eyes were kind and merry, the
-mouth beautiful, the brow fine and smooth like a young poet's, a nose
-with the slightest tilt; altogether a high-bred, queenly, womanly face,
-such as makes a man desire to do great things in the world. Carrington
-had always loved her. He had gone through the various phases: the boy,
-the diffident youth, the man. (Usually it takes three women to bring
-about these changes!) There was nothing wild or incoherent in his love,
-nothing violent or passionate; rather the serene light, the steady
-burning light, that guides the ships at sea; constant, enduring, a sure
-beacon.
-
-As he studied the face from all angles, his jaws hardened. He lifted his
-chin defiantly. He had the right to love her; he had lived cleanly, he
-had dealt justly to both his friends and his enemies, he owed no man, he
-was bound only to his mother, who had taught him the principles of manly
-living. He had the right to love any woman in the world.... And there
-was Williard,--handsome, easy-going old Dick! Why was it written that
-their paths must cross in everything? Yes, Dick loved her, too, but with
-an affection that had come only with majority. Williard had everything
-to offer besides. Should he step down and aside for his friend? Did
-friendship demand such a sacrifice? No! Let Williard fight for her as he
-(Carrington) intended to fight for her; and if Williard won, there would
-be time then to surrender.
-
-It was almost twelve when the scrub-woman aroused him from his reveries.
-He closed his desk and went home, his heart full of battle. He would
-put up the best fight that was in him, for love and for fame; and if he
-lost he would still have his manhood and self-respect, which any woman
-might be proud to find at her feet, to accept or decline. He would go
-into Murphy's own country and fight him openly and without secret
-weapons. He knew that he held it in his power to coerce Murphy, but that
-wasn't fighting.
-
-Neither of the candidates slept well that night.
-
-
-So the time went forward. The second Tuesday in November was but a
-fortnight off. Carrington fought every inch of ground. He depended but
-little, if any, upon McDermott's assistance, though that gentleman came
-gallantly to his rescue, as it was necessary to save his own scalp. It
-crept into the papers that there was a rupture between Murphy and the
-Democratic candidate. The opposition papers cried in glee; the others
-remained silent. Murphy said nothing when questioned; he simply smiled.
-Carrington won the respect of his opponents. The laboring classes saw
-in him a Moses, and they hailed him with cheers whenever they saw him.
-
-There were many laughable episodes during the heat of the campaign; but
-Carrington knew how and when to laugh. He answered questions from the
-platform, and the ill-mannered were invariably put to rout by his
-good-natured wit. Once they hoisted him on top of a bar in an obscure
-saloon. His shoulders touched the gloomy ceiling, and he was forced to
-address the habitues, with his head bent like a turtle's, his nose and
-eyes offended by the heat and reek of kerosene and cheap tobacco. They
-had brought him there to bait him; they carried him out on their
-shoulders. To those who wanted facts he gave facts; to some he told
-humorous stories; and to others he spoke his sincere convictions.
-
-Meantime Williard took hold of affairs, but in a bored fashion. He did
-the best he knew how, but it wasn't the best that wins high places in
-the affections of the people.
-
-The betting was even.
-
-Election day came round finally--one of those rare days when the pallid
-ghost of summer returns to view her past victories, when the broad wings
-of the West go a-winnowing the skies, and the sun shines warm and
-grateful. On that morning a change took place in Carrington's heart. He
-became filled with dread. After leaving the voting-polls early in the
-morning, he returned to his home and refused to see any one. He even had
-the telephone wires cut. Only his mother saw him, and hovered about him
-with a thousand kindly attentions. At the door she became a veritable
-dragon; not even telegraph messengers could pass her or escape her
-vigilance.
-
-At six in the evening Carrington ordered around his horse. He mounted
-and rode away into the hill country south of the city, into the cold
-crisp autumn air. There was fever in his veins that needed cooling;
-there were doubts and fears in his mind that needed clearing. He wanted
-that sense of physical exhaustion which makes a man indifferent to
-mental blows.
-
-The day passed and the night came. Election night! The noisy,
-good-natured crowds in the streets, the jostling, snail-moving crowds!
-The illuminated canvas-sheets in front of the newspaper offices! The
-blare of horns, the cries, the yells, the hoots and hurrahs! The petty
-street fights! The stalled surface-cars, the swearing cabbies, the
-venders of horns and whistles, the newsboys hawking their extras! It is
-the greatest of all spectacular nights; humanity comes out into the
-open.
-
-The newspaper offices were yellow with lights. It was a busy time. There
-was a continuous coming and going of messengers, bringing in returns.
-The newspaper men took off their coats and rolled up their sleeves.
-Figures, figures, thousands of figures to sift and resift! Filtering
-through the various noises was the maddening click of the telegraph
-instruments. Great drifts of waste paper littered the floors. A sandwich
-man served coffee and sandwiches. The chief distributed cigars.
-Everybody was writing, writing. Five men were sent out to hunt for
-Carrington, but none could find him. His mother refused to state where
-he had gone; in fact, she knew nothing save that he had gone horseback
-riding.
-
-At nine there was a gathering at the club. Williard was there, and all
-who had charge of the wheels within wheels. They had ensconced
-themselves in the huge davenports in the bow-window facing the street,
-and had given orders to the steward to charge everything that night to
-Senator Gordon. A fabulous number of corks were pulled; but gentlemen
-are always orderly.
-
-Williard, however, seemed anything but happy. He had dined at the
-senator's that evening, and something had taken place there which the
-general public would never learn. He was gloomy, and the wine he drank
-only added to his gloom.
-
-The younger element began to wander in, carrying those execrable
-rooster-posters. A gay time ensued.
-
-Carrington had ridden twelve miles into the country. At eight o'clock
-the temperature changed and it began to snow. He turned and rode back
-toward the city, toward victory or defeat. Sometimes he went at a
-canter, sometimes at a trot. By and by he could see the aureola from the
-electric lights wavering above the city. Once he struck a wind-match and
-glanced at his watch. Had he lost or had he won? A whimsical inspiration
-came to him. He determined to hear victory or defeat from the lips of
-the girl he loved. The snow fell softly into his face and melted. His
-hair became matted over his eyes; his gauntlets dripped and the reins
-became slippery; a steam rose from the horse's body, a big-hearted
-hunter on which he had ridden many a mile.
-
-"Good boy!" said Carrington; "we'll have it first from her lips."
-
-Finally he struck the asphalt of the city limits, and he slowed down to
-a walk. He turned into obscure streets. Whenever he saw a bonfire, he
-evaded it.
-
-It was ten o'clock when he drew up in front of the Gordon home. He tied
-his horse to the post with the hitching-chain and knotted the reins so
-that they would not slip over the horse's head, wiped his face with his
-handkerchief, and walked bravely up to the veranda. There were few
-lights. Through the library window he saw the girl standing at the
-telephone. He prayed that she might be wholly alone. After a moment's
-hesitation he pressed the button and waited.
-
-Betty herself came to the door. She peered out.
-
-"What is it?" she asked.
-
-"I did not expect that you would recognize me," said Carrington,
-laughing.
-
-"John? Where in the world did you come from?"--taking him by the arm and
-dragging him into the hall. "Good gracious!"
-
-"The truth is, Betty, I took to my heels at six o'clock, and have been
-riding around the country ever since." He sent her a penetrating glance.
-
-"Come in to the fire," she cried impulsively. "You are cold and wet and
-hungry."
-
-"Only wet," he admitted as he entered the cheerful library. He went
-directly to the blazing grate and spread out his red, wet, aching hands.
-He could hear her bustling about; it was a pleasant sound. A chair
-rolled up to the fender; the rattle of a tea-table followed. It was all
-very fine. "I ought to be ashamed to enter a house in these reeking
-clothes," he said; "but the temptation was too great."
-
-"You are always welcome, John,"--softly.
-
-His keen ear caught the melancholy sympathy in her tone. He shrugged. He
-had lost the fight. Had he won, she would already have poured forth her
-congratulations.
-
-"Sit down," she commanded, "while I get the tea. Or would you prefer
-brandy?"
-
-"The tea, by all means. I do not need brandy to bolster up my courage."
-He sat down.
-
-She left the room and returned shortly with biscuit and tea. She filled
-a cup, put in two lumps of sugar, and passed the cup to him.
-
-"You've a good memory," he said, smiling at her. "It's nice to have
-one's likes remembered, even in a cup of tea. I look as if I had been to
-war, don't I?"
-
-She buttered a biscuit. He ate it, not because he was hungry, but
-because her fingers had touched it. It was a phantom kiss. He put the
-cup down.
-
-"Now, which is it; have I been licked, or have I won?"
-
-"What!" she cried; "do you mean to tell me you do not know?" She gazed
-at him bewilderedly.
-
-"I have been four hours in the saddle. I know nothing, save that which
-instinct and the sweet melancholy of your voice tell me. Betty, I've
-been licked, haven't I, and old Dick has gone and done it, eh?"
-
-The girl choked for a moment; there was a sob in her throat.
-
-"Yes, John."
-
-Carrington reached over and tapped the hearth with his riding-crop,
-absent-mindedly. The girl gazed at him, her eyes shining in a mist of
-unshed tears.... She longed to reach out her hand and smooth the
-furrows from his care-worn brow, to brush the melting crystals of snow
-from his hair; longed to soothe the smart of defeat which she knew was
-burning his heart. She knew that only strong men suffer in silence.
-
-From a half-opened window the night breathed upon them, freighted with
-the far-off murmur of voices.
-
-"I confess to you that I built too much on the outcome. I am ambitious;
-I want to be somebody, to take part in the great affairs of the world. I
-fought the very best I knew how. I had many dreams. Do you recollect the
-verses I used to write to you when we were children? There was always
-something of the poet in me, and it is still there, only it no longer
-develops on paper. I had looked toward Washington ... even toward you,
-Betty."
-
-Silence. The girl sat very still. Her face was white and her eyes large.
-
-"I am honest. I can see now that I have no business in politics...." He
-laughed suddenly and turned toward the girl. "I was on the verge of
-wailing. I'm licked, and I must begin all over again. Dick will make a
-good mayor, that is, if they leave him alone.... Whimsical, wasn't it,
-of me, coming here to have you tell me the news." He looked away.
-
-The girl smiled and held out her hand to him, and as he did not see it,
-laid it gently on his sleeve.
-
-"It does not matter, John. Some day you will realize all your ambitions.
-You are not the kind of man who gives up. Defeat is a necessary step to
-greatness; and you will become great. I am glad that you came to me."
-She knew now; all her doubts were gone, all the confusing shadows.
-
-Carrington turned and touched her hand with his lips.
-
-"Why did you come to me?" she asked with fine courage.
-
-His eyes widened. "Why did I come to you? If I had won I should have
-told you. But I haven't won; I have lost."
-
-"Does that make the difference so great?"
-
-"It makes the difficulty greater."
-
-"Tell me!"--with a voice of command.
-
-They both rose suddenly, rather unconsciously, too. Their glances held,
-magnet and needle-wise. Across the street a bonfire blazed, and the
-ruddy light threw a mellow rose over their strained faces.
-
-"I love you," he said simply. "That is what drew me here, that is what
-has always drawn me here. But say nothing to me, Betty. God knows I am
-not strong enough to suffer two defeats in one night. God bless you and
-make you happy!"
-
-He turned and took a few steps toward the door.
-
-"If it were not defeat ... if it were victory?" she said, in a kind of
-whisper, her hands tense on the back of her chair.
-
-
-The senator came in about midnight. He found his daughter asleep in a
-chair before a half-dead fire. There was a tender smile on her lips. He
-touched her gently.
-
-"It is you, daddy?" Her glance traveled from his florid countenance to
-the clock. "Mercy! I have been dreaming these two hours."
-
-"What do you suppose Carrington did to-night?"--lighting a cigar.
-
-"What did he do?"
-
-"Came into the club and congratulated Williard publicly."
-
-"He did that?" cried the girl, her cheeks dyeing exquisitely.
-
-"Did it like a man, too." The senator dropped into a chair. "It was a
-great victory, my girl."
-
-Betty smiled. "Yes, it was."
-
-
-
-
-THE ENCHANTED HAT
-
-THE ADVENTURE OF MY LADY'S LETTER
-
-
-It was half-after six when I entered Martin's from the Broadway side. I
-chose a table by the north wall and sat down on the cushioned seat. I
-ordered dinner, and the ample proportions of it completely hoodwinked
-the waiter as to the condition of my cardiac affliction: being, as I
-was, desperately and hopelessly and miserably in love. Old owls say that
-a man can not eat when he is in love. He can if he is mad at the way the
-object of his affections has treated him; and I was mad. To be sure, I
-can not recall what my order was, but the amount of the waiter's check
-is still vivid to my recollection.
-
-I glanced about. The cafe was crowded, as it usually is at this hour.
-Here and there I caught glimpses of celebrities and familiar faces:
-journalists, musicians, authors, artists and actors. This is the time
-they drop in to be pointed out to strangers from out of town. It's a
-capital advertisement. To-night, however, none of these interested me in
-the slightest degree; rather, their animated countenances angered me.
-How _could_ they laugh and look happy!
-
-At my left sat a young man about my own age. He was also in evening
-dress. At my right a benevolent old gentleman, whose eye-glasses
-balanced neatly upon the end of his nose, was deeply interested in _The
-Law Journal_ and a pint of mineral water. A little beyond my table was
-an exiled Frenchman, and the irritating odor of absinthe drifted at
-times across my nostrils.
-
-With my coffee I ordered a glass of Dantzic, and watched the flakes of
-beaten gold waver and settle; and presently I devoted myself entirely to
-my own particularly miserable thoughts.... To be in love and in debt! To
-be with the gods one moment and hunted by a bill-collector the next! To
-have the girl you love snub and dismiss you for no more lucid reason
-than that you did not attend the dance at the Country Club when you
-promised you would! It did not matter that you had a case on that night
-from which depended a large slice of your bread and butter; no, that did
-not matter. Neither did the fact that you had mixed the dates. You had
-promised to go, and you hadn't gone or notified the girl that you
-wouldn't go. Your apologetic telegram she had torn into halves and
-returned the following morning, together with a curt note to the effect
-that she could not value the friendship of a man who made and broke a
-promise so easily. It was all over. It was a dashed hard world. How the
-deuce do you win a girl, anyhow?
-
-Supposing, besides, that you possessed a rich uncle who said that on the
-day of your wedding he would make over to you fifty thousand in
-Government three per cents? Hard, wasn't it? Suppose that you were
-earning about two thousand a year, and that the struggle to keep up
-smart appearances was a keen one. Wouldn't you have been eager to
-marry, especially the girl you loved? A man can not buy flowers twice a
-week, dine before and take supper after the theater twice a week, belong
-(and pay dues and house-accounts) to a country club, a town club and
-keep respectable bachelor apartments on two thousand ... and save
-anything. And suppose the girl was independently rich? Heigh-ho!
-
-I find that a man needs more money in love than he does in debt. This is
-not to say that I was ever very hard pressed; but I hated to pay ten
-dollars "on account" when the total was only twenty. You understand me,
-don't you? If you don't, somebody who reads this will. Of course, the
-girl knew nothing about these things. A young man always falls into the
-fault of magnifying his earning capacity to the girl he loves. You see,
-I hadn't told her yet that I loved her, though I was studying up
-somebody on Moral and Physical Courage for that purpose.
-
-And now it was all over!
-
-I did not care so much about my uncle's gold-bonds, but I did think a
-powerful lot of the girl. Why, when I recall the annoyances I've put up
-with from that kid brother of hers!... Pshaw, what's the use?
-
-His mother called him "Toddy-One-Boy," in memory of a book she had read
-long years ago. He was six years old, and I never think of him without
-that jingle coming to mind:
-
-
- "Little Willie choked his sister,
- She was dead before they missed her.
- Willie's always up to tricks.
- Ain't he cute, he's only six!"
-
-
-He had the face of a Bouguereau cherub, and mild blue eyes such as we
-are told inhabit the countenances of angels. He was the most
-innocent-looking chap you ever set eyes on. His mother called him an
-angel; I should hate to tell you what the neighbors called him. He
-lacked none of that subtile humor so familiar in child-life. Heavens!
-the deeds I could (if I dared) enumerate. They turned him loose among
-the comic supplements one Sunday, and after that it was all over.
-
-Hadn't he emptied his grandma's medicine capsules and substituted
-cotton? And hadn't dear old grandma come down stairs three days later,
-saying that she felt much improved? Hadn't he beaten out the brains of
-his toy bank and bought up the peanut man on the corner? Yes, indeed!
-And hadn't he taken my few letters from his sister's desk and played
-postman up and down the street? His papa thought it all a huge joke till
-one of the neighbors brought back a dunning dressmaker's bill that had
-lain on the said neighbor's porch. It was altogether a different matter
-then. Toddy-One-Boy crawled under the bed that night, and only his
-mother's tears saved him from a hiding.
-
-All these things I thought over as I sat at my table. She knew that I
-would have gone had it been possible. Women and logic are only cousins
-german. Six months ago I hadn't been in love with any one but myself,
-and now the Virgil of love's dream was leading me like a new Dante
-through _his_ Inferno, and was pointing out the foster-brother of
-Sisyphus (if he had a foster-brother), pushing the stone of my lady's
-favor up the steeps of Forlorn Hope. Well, I would go up to the club,
-and if I didn't get home till mor-r-ning, who was there to care?
-
-The Frenchman had gone, and the benevolent old gentleman. The crowd was
-thinning out. The young man at my left rose, and I rose also. We both
-stared thoughtfully at the hat-rack. There hung two hats: an opera-hat
-and a dilapidated old stovepipe. The young fellow reached up and, quite
-naturally, selected the opera-hat. He glanced into it, and immediately a
-wrinkle of annoyance darkened his brow. He held the hat toward me.
-
-"Is this yours?" he asked.
-
-I looked at the label.
-
-"No." The wrinkle of annoyance sprang from his brow to mine. My
-opera-hat had cost me eight dollars.
-
-The young fellow laughed rather lamely. "Do you live in New York?" he
-asked.
-
-I nodded.
-
-"So do I," he continued; "and yet it is evident that both of us have
-been neatly caught." He thought for a moment, then brightened. "I'll
-tell you what; let's match for the good one."
-
-I gazed indignantly at the rusty stovepipe. "Done!" said I.
-
-I lost; I knew that I should; and the young fellow walked off with the
-good hat. Then, with the relic in my hand, a waiter and myself began a
-systematic search. My hat was nowhere to be found. How the deuce was I
-to get up town to the club? I couldn't wear the old plug; I wasn't rich
-enough for such an eccentricity. I had nothing but a silk hat at the
-apartment, and I hated it because it was always in the way when I
-entered carriages and elevators.
-
-Angrily, I strode up to the cashier's desk and explained the situation,
-leaving my address and the number of my apartment; my name wasn't
-necessary.
-
-Troubles never come singly. Here I had lost my girl and my hat, to say
-nothing of my temper--of the three the most certain to be found again. I
-passed out of the cafe, bareheaded and hotheaded. I hailed a cab and
-climbed in. I had finally determined to return to my rooms and study. I
-simply could not afford to be seen with that stovepipe hat either on my
-head or under my arm. Had I been green from college it is probable that
-I should have worn it proudly and defiantly. But I had left college
-behind these six years.
-
-Hang these old duffers who are so absent-minded! For I was confident
-that the benevolent old gentleman was the cause of all this confusion.
-Inside the cab I tried on the thing, just to get a picture in my mind of
-the old gentleman going it up Broadway with my opera-hat on his head.
-The hat sagged over my ears; and I laughed. The picture I had conjured
-up was too much for my anger, which vanished suddenly. And once I had
-laughed I felt a trifle more agreeable toward the world. So long as a
-man can see the funny side of things he has no active desire to leave
-life behind; and laughter does more to lighten his sorrows than
-sympathy, which only aggravates them.
-
-After all, the old gentleman would feel the change more sharply than I.
-This was, in all probability, the only hat he had. I turned it over and
-scrutinized it. It was a genteel old beaver, with an air of
-respectability that was quite convincing. There was nothing smug about
-it, either. It suggested amiability in the man who had recently
-possessed it. It suggested also a mild contempt for public opinion,
-which is always a sign of superior mentality and advanced years. I began
-to draw a mental portrait of the old man. He was a family lawyer,
-doubtless, who lived in the past and hugged his retrospections. When we
-are young there is never any vanishing point to our day-dreams. Well,
-well! On the morrow he would have a new hat, of approved shape and
-pattern; unless, indeed, he possessed others like this which had fallen
-into my keeping. Perhaps he would soon discover his mistake, return to
-the cafe and untangle the snarl. I sincerely hoped he would. As I
-remarked, my hat had cost me eight dollars.
-
-I soon arrived at my apartments, and got into a smoking-jacket. I rather
-delight in lolling around in a dress-shirt; it looks so like the
-pictures we see in the fashionable novels. I picked up Blackstone and
-turned to his "promissory notes." I had two or three out myself. It was
-nine o'clock when the hall-boy's bell rang, and I placed my ear to the
-tube. A gentleman wished to see me in regard to a lost hat.
-
-"Send him up, James; send him up!" I bawled down the tube. Visions of
-the club returned, and I tossed Blackstone into a corner.
-
-Presently there came a tap on the door, and I flung it wide. But my
-visitor was not the benevolent old gentleman. He was the Frenchman whose
-absinthe had offended me. He glanced at the slip of paper in his hand.
-
-"I have zee honaire to address zee--ah--gentleman in numbaire six?"
-
-"I live here."
-
-"Delight'! We have meexed zee hats, I have zee r-r-regret. Ees thees
-your hat?" He held out, for my inspection, an opera-hat. "I am _so_
-absent-mind'--what you call deestrait?"--affably.
-
-I took the hat, which at first glance I thought to be mine, and went
-over to the rack, taking down the old stovepipe.
-
-"This is yours, then?" I said, smiling.
-
-"Thousand thanks, m'sieu! Eet ees certain mine. I have zee honaire to
-beg pardon for zee confusion. My compliments! Good night!"
-
-Without giving the hat a single glance, he clapped it on his head, bowed
-and disappeared, leaving me his card. He hadn't been gone two minutes
-when I discovered that the hat he had exchanged for the stovepipe was
-_not_ mine. It came from the same firm, but the initials proved it
-without doubt to belong to the young fellow I had met at the table. I
-said some uncomplimentary things. Where the deuce _was_ my hat?
-Evidently the benevolent old gentleman hadn't waked up yet.
-
-Ting-a-ling! It was the boy's bell again.
-
-"Well?"
-
-"Another man after a hat. What's goin' on?"
-
-"Send him up!" I yelled. It came over me that the Frenchman had made a
-second mistake.
-
-I was not disappointed this time in my visitor. It was the benevolent
-old gentleman. Evidently he had not located _his_ hat either, and might
-not for some time to come. I began to believe that I had given it to the
-Frenchman. He seemed terribly excited.
-
-"You are the gentleman who occupies number six?"
-
-"Yes, sir. This is my apartment. You have come in regard to a hat?"
-
-"Yes, sir. My name is Chittenden. Our hats got mixed up at Martin's this
-evening; my fault, as usual. I am always doing something absurd, my
-memory is so bad. When I discovered my mistake I was calling on the
-family of a client with whom I had spent most of the afternoon. I missed
-some valuable papers, legal documents. I believed as usual that I had
-forgotten to take them with me. They were nowhere to be found at the
-house. My client has a very mischievous son, and it seems that he
-stuffed the papers behind the inside band of my hat. With them there was
-a letter. I have had two very great scares. A great deal of trouble
-would ensue if the papers were lost. I just telephoned that I had
-located the hat." He laughed pleasantly.
-
-Good heavens! here was a howdy-do.
-
-"My dear Mr. Chittenden, there has been a great confusion," I faltered.
-"I had your hat, but--but you have come too late."
-
-"Too late?" he roared, or I should say, to be exact, shouted.
-
-"Yes, sir."
-
-"What have you done with it?"
-
-"Not five minutes ago I gave it to a Frenchman, who seemed to recognize
-it as his. It was the Frenchman, if you will remember, who sat near your
-table in the cafe."
-
-"And this hat isn't yours, then?"--helplessly.
-
-"This" was a flat-brimmed hat of the Paris boulevards, the father of
-all stovepipe hats, dear to the Frenchman's heart.
-
-"Candidly, now," said I with a bit of excusable impatience, "do I look
-like a man who would wear a hat like that?"
-
-He surveyed me miserably through his eye-glasses.
-
-"No, I can't say that you do. But what in the world am I to do?" He
-mopped his brow in the ecstasy of anguish. "The hat must be found. The
-legal papers could be replaced, but.... You see, sir, that boy put a
-private letter of his sister's in the band of that hat, and it must be
-recovered at all hazards."
-
-"I am very sorry, sir."
-
-"But what shall I do?"
-
-"I do not see what can be done save for you to leave word at the cafe.
-The Frenchman is doubtless a frequenter, and may easily be found. If you
-had come a few moments sooner...."
-
-With a gurgle of dismay he fled, leaving me with a half-finished
-sentence hanging on my lips and the Frenchman's chapeau hanging on my
-fingers. And _my_ hat; where was _my_ hat? (I may as well add here, in
-parenthesis, that the disappearance of my eight-dollar hat still remains
-a mystery. I have had to buy a new one.)
-
-So the boy had put a letter of his sister's in the band of the hat, I
-mused. How like _her_ kid brother! It seemed that more or less families
-had Toddy-One-Boys to look after. Pshaw! what a muddle because a man
-couldn't keep his thoughts from wool-gathering!
-
-Well, here I had two hats, neither of which was mine. I could, at a
-pinch, wear the opera-hat, as it was the exact size of the one I had
-lost. But what was to be done with the Frenchman's?... Fool that I was!
-I rushed over to the table. The Frenchman had left his card, and I
-had forgotten all about it. And I hadn't asked the benevolent old
-gentleman where he lived. The Frenchman's card read: "M. de Beausire,
-No. -- Washington Place." I decided to go myself to the address, state
-the matter to Monsieur de Beausire, and rescue the letter. I knew all
-about these Toddy-One-Boys, and I might be doing some girl a signal
-service.
-
-I looked at my watch. It was closing on to ten. So I reluctantly got
-into my coat again, drew on a topcoat, and put on the hat that fitted
-me. Probably the girl had been writing some fortunate fellow a
-love-letter. No gentleman will ever overlook a chance to do a favor for
-a young girl in distress. I had scarcely drawn my stick from the
-umbrella-jar when the bell rang once again.
-
-"Hello!" I called down the tube. Why couldn't they let me be?
-
-"Lady wants to see you, sir."
-
-"A lady!"
-
-"Yes, sir. A real lady; l-a-d-y. She says she's come to see the
-gentleman in number six about a plug-hat. What's the graft, anyway?"
-
-"A plug-hat!"
-
-"Yes, sir; a plug-hat. She seems a bit anxious. Shall I send her up?
-She's a peach."
-
-"Yes, send her up," I answered feebly enough.
-
-And now there was a woman in the case! I wiped the perspiration from my
-brow and wondered what I should say to her. A woman.... By Jove! the
-sister of the mischievous boy! Old Chittenden must have told her where
-he had gone, and as he hasn't shown up, she's worried. It must be a
-tremendously important letter to cause all this hubbub. So I laid aside
-my hat and waited, tugging and gnawing at my mustache.... Had the Girl
-acted reasonably I shouldn't have gone to Martin's that night.
-
-How easy it is for a woman to hurt the man she knows is in love with
-her! And the Girl had hurt me more than I was willing to confess even to
-myself. She had implied that I had carelessly broken an engagement.
-
-Soon there came a gentle tapping. Certainly the young woman had abundant
-pluck. I approached the door quickly, and flung it open.
-
-The Girl herself stood on the threshold, and we stared at each other
-with bewildered eyes!
-
-
-II
-
-She was the most exquisite creature in all the wide world; and here she
-was, within reach of my hungry arms!
-
-"You?" she cried, stepping back, one hand at her throat and the other
-against the jamb of the door.
-
-Dumb as ever was Lot's wife (after the turning-point in her career), I
-stood and stared and admired. A woman would instantly have noticed the
-beauty of her sables, but I was a man to whom such details were
-inconsequent.
-
-"I did not expect ... that is, only the number of the apartment was
-given," she stammered. "I...." Then her slender figure straightened, and
-with an effort she subdued the fright and dismay which had evidently
-seized her. "Have you Mr. Chittenden's hat?"
-
-"Mr. Chittenden's hat?" I repeated, with a tingling in my throat
-similar to that when you hit your elbow smartly on a corner. "Mr.
-Chittenden's hat?"
-
-"Yes; he is so thoughtless that I dared not trust him to search for it
-alone. Have _you_ got it?"
-
-Heavens! how my heart beat at the sight of this beautiful being, as she
-stood there, palpitating between shame and anxiety! She _was_ beautiful;
-and I knew instantly that I loved her better than anything else on
-earth.
-
-"Mr. Chittenden's hat?" I continued, as lucid as a trained parrot and in
-tones not wholly dissimilar.
-
-"Can't you say anything more than that?"--impatiently.
-
-How much more easily a woman recovers her poise than a man, especially
-when that man gives himself over as tamely as I did!
-
-"Was it _your_ letter he was seeking?" I cried, all eagerness and
-excitement as this one sane thought entered my head.
-
-"Did he tell you that there was a letter in it?"--scornfully.
-
-"Yes,"--guiltily. Heaven only knows why I should have had any sense of
-guilt.
-
-"Give it to me at once,"--imperatively.
-
-"The hat or the letter?" Truly, I did not know what I was about. Only
-one thing was plain to my confused mind, and that was the knowledge that
-I wanted to put my arms around her and carry her far, far away from
-Toddy-One-Boy.
-
-"Are you mad, to anger me in this fashion?" she said, balling her little
-gloved hands wrathfully. Had there been real lightning in her eyes I'd
-have been dead this long while. "Do you dare believe that I knew you
-lived in this apartment?"
-
-"I ... haven't the hat."
-
-"You dared to search it?"--drawing herself up to a supreme height, which
-was something less than five-feet-two.
-
-I became angry, and somehow found myself.
-
-"I never pry into other people's affairs. You are the last person I
-expected to see this night."
-
-"Will you answer a single question? I promise not to intrude further
-upon your time, which, doubtless, is very valuable. Have you either the
-hat or the letter?"
-
-"Neither. I knew nothing about any letter till Mr. Chittenden came. But
-he came too late."
-
-"Too late?"--in an agonized whisper.
-
-"Yes, too late. I had, unfortunately, given his hat to another gentleman
-who made a trifling mistake in thinking it to be his own." Suddenly my
-manners returned to me. "Will you come in?"
-
-"Come in? No! You have given the hat to another man? A trifling mistake!
-He calls it a trifling mistake!"--addressing the heavens, obscured
-though they were by the thickness of several ceilings. "Oh, what _shall_
-I do?" She began to wring her hands, and when a woman does that what
-earthly hope is there for the man who looks on?
-
-"Don't do that!" I implored. "I'll find the hat." At a word from her,
-for all she had trampled on me, I would gladly have gone to Honolulu in
-search of a hat-pin. "The gentleman left me his card. With your
-permission I will go at once in search of him."
-
-"I have a cab outside. Give me the address."
-
-"I refuse to permit you to go alone."
-
-"You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall
-not go."
-
-"In this one instance. I shall withhold the address."
-
-How her eyes blazed!
-
-"Oh, it is easily to be seen that you do not trust me." I was utterly
-discouraged.
-
-"I did not imply that," with the least bit of softening. "Certainly I
-would trust you. But...."
-
-"Well?"--as laughingly as I could.
-
-"I must be the one to take out that letter,"--decidedly.
-
-"I offer to bring you the hat untouched," I replied.
-
-"I insist on going."
-
-"Very well; we shall go together; under no other circumstances. This is
-a common courtesy that I would show to a perfect stranger."
-
-I put on my hat, took up the Frenchman's card and tile, and bowed her
-gravely into the main hallway. We did not speak on the way down to the
-street. We entered the cab in silence, and went rumbling off southwest.
-When the monotony became positively unbearable I spoke.
-
-"I regret to force myself upon you."
-
-No reply.
-
-"It must be a very important letter."
-
-"To no one but myself,"--with extreme frigidity.
-
-"His father ought to wring his neck,"--thinking of Toddy-One-Boy.
-
-"Sir, he is my brother!"
-
-"I beg your pardon." It seemed that I wasn't getting on very well.
-
-We bumped across the Broadway tracks. Once or twice our shoulders
-touched, and the thrill I experienced was as painful as it was
-rapturous. What was in a letter that she should go to this extreme to
-recall it? A heat-flash of jealousy went over me. She had written to
-some other fellow; for there always is some other fellow, hang him!...
-And then a grand idea came into my erstwhile stupid head. Here she was,
-alone with me in a cab. It was the opportunity of a lifetime. I could
-force her to listen to my explanation.
-
-"I received your note," I began. "It was cruel and without justice."
-
-Her chin went up a degree.
-
-"The worst criminal is not condemned without a hearing, and I have had
-none."
-
-No perceptible movement.
-
-"We are none of us infallible in keeping appointments. We are liable to
-make mistakes occasionally. Had I known that Tuesday night was the night
-of the dance I'd have crossed to Jersey in a rowboat."
-
-The chin remained precipitously inclined.
-
-"I am poor, and the case involved some of my bread and butter. The work
-was done at ten, and even then I did not discover that I had in any way
-affronted you. I had it down in my note-book as Wednesday night."
-
-The lips above the chin curled slightly.
-
-"You see," I went on, striving to keep my voice even-toned, "my uncle is
-rich, but I ask no odds of him. I live entirely upon what I earn at law.
-It's the only way I can maintain my individuality, my self-respect and
-independence. My uncle has often expressed his desire to make me a
-handsome allowance, but what would be the use ... now?"--bitterly.
-
-The chin moved a little. It was too dark to see what this movement
-expressed.
-
-"It seems that I am only a very unfortunate fellow."
-
-"You had given me your promise."
-
-"I know it."
-
-"Not that I cared,"--with cat-like cruelty; "but I lost the last train
-out while waiting for you. Not even a note to warn me! Not the slightest
-chance to find an escort! When a man gives his promise to a lady it does
-not seem possible that he could forget it ... if he cared to keep it."
-
-"I tell you honestly that I mixed the dates." How weak my excuses
-seemed, now that they had passed my lips!
-
-"You are sure that you mixed nothing else?"--ironically. (She afterward
-apologized for this.) "It appears that it would have been better to come
-alone."
-
-"I regret I did not give you the address."
-
-"It is not too late."
-
-"I never retreat from any position I have taken."
-
-"Indeed?"
-
-Then both our chins assumed an acute angle and remained thus. When a
-woman is angry she is about as reasonable as a frightened horse; when a
-man is angry he longs to hit something or smoke a cigar. Imagine my
-predicament!
-
-When the cab reached Washington Place and came to a stand I spoke again.
-
-"Shall I take the hat in, or will you?"
-
-"We shall go together."
-
-Ah, if only I had had the courage to say: "I would it were for ever!"
-But I feared that it wouldn't take.
-
-I rang the bell, and presently a maid opened the door.
-
-"Is Monsieur de Beausire in?" I asked.
-
-"No, sir, he is not," the maid answered civilly.
-
-"Do you know where he may be found?"
-
-"If you have a bill you may leave it,"--frostily and with sudden
-suspicion.
-
-There was a smothered sound from behind me, and I flushed angrily.
-
-"I am not a bill-collector."
-
-"Oh; it's the second day of the month, you know. I thought perhaps you
-were."
-
-"He has in his possession a hat which does not belong to him."
-
-"Good gracious, he hasn't been _stealing_? I don't believe"--making as
-though to shut the door.
-
-This was too much, and I laughed. "No, my girl; he hasn't been stealing.
-But, being absent-minded, he has taken another man's hat, and I am
-bringing his home in hopes of getting the one he took by mistake."
-
-"Oh!" And the maid laughed shrilly.
-
-I held out the hat.
-
-"My land! that's his hat, sure enough. I was wondering what made him
-look so funny when he went out."
-
-"Where has he gone?" came sharply over my shoulder.
-
-"If you will wait," said the maid good-naturedly, "I will inquire."
-
-We waited. So far as I was concerned, I hoped he was miles away, and
-that we might go on riding for hours and hours. The maid returned soon.
-
-"He has gone to meet the French consul at Mouquin's."
-
-"Which one?" I asked. "There are two, one down and one up town."
-
-"I'm sure I don't know. You can leave the hat and your card."
-
-"Thank you; we shall retain the hat. If we find monsieur he will need
-it."
-
-"I'm sorry," said the maid sympathetically. "He's the worst man you ever
-saw for forgetting things. Sometimes he goes right by the house and has
-to walk back."
-
-"I'm sorry to have bothered you," said I; and the only girl in the
-world and myself re-entered the cab.
-
-"This is terrible!" she murmured as we drove off.
-
-"It might be worse," I replied, thinking of the probable long ride with
-her: perhaps the last I should ever take!
-
-"How could it be!"
-
-I had nothing to offer, and subsided for a space.
-
-"If we should not find him!"
-
-"I'll sit on his front stoop all night.... Forgive me if I sound
-flippant; but I mean it." Snow was in the air, and I considered it a
-great sacrifice on my part to sit on a cold stone in the small morning
-hours. It looks flippant in print, too, but I honestly meant it. "I am
-sorry. You are in great trouble of some sort, I know; and there's
-nothing in the world I would not do to save you from this trouble. Let
-me take you home and continue the search alone. I'll find him if I have
-to search the whole town."
-
-"We shall continue the search together,"--wearily.
-
-What had she written to this other fellow? _Did_ she love some one else
-and was she afraid that I might learn who it was? My heart became as
-lead in my bosom. I simply could not lose this charming creature. And
-now, how was I ever to win her?
-
-It was not far up town to the restaurant, and we made good time.
-
-"Would you know him if you saw him?" she asked as we left the cab.
-
-"Not the least doubt of it,"--confidently.
-
-She sighed, and together we entered the restaurant. It was full of
-theater-going people, music and the hum of voices. We must have created
-a small sensation, wandering from table to table, from room to room, the
-girl with a look of dread and weariness on her face, and I with the
-Frenchman's hat grasped firmly in my hand and my brows scowling. If I
-hadn't been in love it would have been a fine comedy. Once I surprised
-her looking toward the corner table near the orchestra. How many joyous
-Sunday dinners we had had there! Heigh-ho!
-
-"Is that he?" she whispered, clutching my arm of a sudden, her gaze
-directed to a nearby table.
-
-I looked and shook my head.
-
-"No; my Frenchman had a mustache and a goatee."
-
-Her hand dropped listlessly. I confess to the thought that it must have
-been very trying for her. What a plucky girl she was! She held me in
-contempt, and yet she clung to me, patiently and unmurmuring. And I had
-lost her!
-
-"We may have to go down town.... No! as I live, there he is now!"
-
-"Where?" There was half a sob in her throat.
-
-"The table by the short flight of stairs ... the man just lighting the
-cigarette. I'll go alone."
-
-"But I can not stand here alone in the middle of the floor...."
-
-I called a waiter. "Give this lady a chair for a moment;" and I dropped
-a coin in his palm. He bowed, and beckoned for her to follow.... Women
-are always writing fool things, and then moving Heaven and earth to
-recall them.
-
-"Monsieur de Beausire?" I said.
-
-Beausire glanced up.
-
-"Oh, eet ees.... I forget zee name?"
-
-I told him.
-
-"I am delight'!" he cried joyfully, as if he had known me all my life.
-"Zee chair; be seat'...."
-
-"Thank you, but it's about the hats."
-
-"Hats?"
-
-"Yes. It seems that the hat I gave you belongs to another man. In your
-haste you did not notice the mistake. _This_ is your hat,"--producing
-the shining tile.
-
-"_Mon Dieu!_" he gasped, seizing the hat; "eet _ees_ mine! See! I bring
-heem from France; zee _nom_ ees mine. _V'la!_ And I nevaire look in zee
-uzzer hat! I am _pair_fickly dumfound'!" And his astonishment was
-genuine.
-
-"Where is the other hat: the one I gave you?" I was in a great hurry.
-
-"I have heem here," reaching to the vacant chair at his side, while the
-French consul eyed us both with some suspicion. We _might_ be lunatics.
-Beausire handed me the benevolent old gentleman's hat, and the burden
-dropped from my shoulders. "Eet ees _such_ a meestake! I laugh; eh?" He
-shook with merriment. "I wear _two_ hats and not know zee meestake!"
-
-I thanked him and made off as gracefully as I could. The girl rose as
-she saw me returning. When I reached her side she was standing with her
-slender body inclined toward me. She stretched forth a hand and solemnly
-I gave her Mr. Chittenden's hat. I wondered vaguely if anybody was
-looking at us, and, if so, what he thought of us.
-
-The girl pulled the hat literally inside out in her eagerness; but her
-gloved fingers trembled so that the precious letter fluttered to the
-floor. We both stooped, but I was quicker. It was no attempt on my part
-to see the address; my act was one of common politeness. But I could
-not help seeing the name. It was my own!
-
-"Give it to me!" she cried breathlessly.
-
-I did so. I was not, at that particular moment, capable of doing
-anything else. I was too bewildered. My own name! She turned, hugging
-the hat, the legal documents and the letter, and hurried down the main
-stairs, I at her heels.
-
-"Tell the driver my address; I can return alone."
-
-"I can not permit that," I objected decidedly. "The driver is a stranger
-to us both. I insist on seeing you to the door; after that you may rest
-assured that I shall no longer inflict upon you my presence, odious as
-it doubtless is to you."
-
-As she was already in the cab and could not get out without aid, I
-climbed in beside her and called the street and number to the driver.
-
-"Legally the letter is mine; it is addressed to me, and had passed out
-of your keeping."
-
-"You shall never, never have it!"--vehemently.
-
-"It is not necessary that I should," I replied; "for I vaguely
-understand."
-
-I saw that it was all over. There was now no reason why I should not
-speak my mind fully.
-
-"I can understand without reading. You realize that your note was cruel
-and unlike anything you had done, and your good heart compelled you to
-write an apology; but your pride got the better of you, and upon second
-thought you concluded to let the unmerited hurt go on."
-
-"Will you kindly stop the driver, or shall I?"
-
-"Does truth annoy you?"
-
-"I decline to discuss truth with you. Will you stop the driver?"
-
-"Not until we reach Seventy-first Street West."
-
-"By what right----"
-
-"The right of a man who loves you. There, it is out, and my pride has
-gone down the wind. After to-night I shall trouble you no further. But
-every man has the right to tell one woman that he loves her; and I love
-you. I loved you the moment I first laid eyes on you. I couldn't help
-it. I say this to you now because I perceive how futile it is. What
-dreams I have conjured up about you! Poor fool! When I was at work your
-face was always crossing the page or peering up from the margins. I
-never saw a fine painting that I did not think of you, or heard a fine
-piece of music that I did not think of your voice."
-
-There was a long interval of silence; block after block went by. I never
-once looked at her.
-
-"If I had been rich I should have put it to the touch some time ago; but
-my poverty seems to have been fortunate; it has saved me a refusal. In
-some way I have mortally offended you; how, I can not imagine. It can
-not be simply because I innocently broke an engagement."
-
-Then she spoke.
-
-"You dined after the theater that night with a comic-opera singer. You
-were quite at liberty to do so, only you might have done me the honor
-to notify me that you had made your choice of entertainment."
-
-So it was out! Decidedly it was all over now. I never could explain away
-the mistake.
-
-"I have already explained to you my unfortunate mistake. There was and
-is no harm that I can see in dining with a woman of her attainments. But
-I shall put up no defense. You have convicted me. I retract nothing I
-have said. I _do_ love you."
-
-I was very sorry for myself.
-
-Cabby drew up. I alighted, and she silently permitted me to assist her
-down. I expected her immediately to mount the steps. Instead, she
-hesitated, the knuckle of a forefinger against her lips, and assumed the
-thoughtful pose of one who contemplates two courses.
-
-"Have you a stamp?" she asked finally.
-
-"A stamp?"--blankly.
-
-"Yes; a postage-stamp."
-
-I fumbled in my pocket and found, luckily, a single pink square, which I
-gave to her. She moistened it with the tip of her tongue and ... stuck
-it on the letter!
-
-"Now, please, drop this in the corner box for me, and take this hat
-over to Mr. Chittenden's--Sixty-ninth."
-
-"What----"
-
-"Do as I say, or I shall ask you to return the letter to me."
-
-I rushed off toward the letter-box, drew down the lid, and deposited the
-letter--my letter. When I turned she was running up the steps, and a
-second later she had disappeared.
-
-I hadn't been so happy in all my life!
-
-Cabby waited at the curb.
-
-Suddenly I became conscious that I was holding something in my hand. It
-was the benevolent old gentleman's stovepipe hat!
-
-
-I pushed the button: pushed it good and hard. Presently I heard a window
-open cautiously.
-
-"What is it?" asked a querulous voice.
-
-"Mr. Chittenden?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Well, here's your hat!" I cried.
-
-
-
-
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