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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Limbo, by Aldous Huxley
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-LIMBO
-
-
-
-BY THE SAME AUTHOR
-LEDA; AND OTHER POEMS
-
-
-
-LIMBO
-BY ALDOUS HUXLEY
-
-LONDON
-CHATTO & WINDUS
-1920
-
-
-
-_All rights reserved_
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
- PAGE
-
-FARCICAL HISTORY OF RICHARD GREENOW 1
-
-HAPPILY EVER AFTER 116
-
-EUPOMPUS GAVE SPLENDOUR TO ART BY NUMBERS 192
-
-HAPPY FAMILIES 211
-
-CYNTHIA 245
-
-THE BOOKSHOP 259
-
-THE DEATH OF LULLY 269
-
-
-
-LIMBO
-
-FARCICAL HISTORY OF RICHARD GREENOW
-
-I
-
-THE most sumptuous present that Millicent received on her seventh
-birthday was a doll's house. "With love to darling little Mill from
-Aunty Loo." Aunt Loo was immensely rich, and the doll's house was
-almost as grandiose and massive as herself.
-
-It was divided into four rooms, each papered in a different colour and
-each furnished as was fitting: beds and washstands and wardrobes in
-the upstair rooms, arm-chairs and artificial plants below. "Replete
-with every modern convenience; sumptuous appointments." There was even
-a cold collation ready spread on the dining-room table--two scarlet
-lobsters on a dish, and a ham that had been sliced into just enough to
-reveal an internal complexion of the loveliest pink and white. One
-might go on talking about the doll's house for ever, it was so
-beautiful. Such, at any rate, was the opinion of Millicent's brother
-Dick. He would spend hours opening and shutting the front door,
-peeping through the windows, arranging and rearranging the furniture.
-As for Millicent, the gorgeous present left her cold. She had been
-hoping--and, what is more, praying, fervently, every night for a
-month--that Aunty Loo would give her a toy sewing-machine (one of the
-kind that works, though) for her birthday.
-
-She was bitterly disappointed when the doll's house came instead. But
-she bore it all stoically and managed to be wonderfully polite to
-Aunty Loo about the whole affair. She never looked at the doll's
-house: it simply didn't interest her.
-
-Dick had already been at a preparatory school for a couple of terms.
-Mr. Killigrew, the headmaster, thought him a promising boy. "Has quite
-a remarkable aptitude for mathematics," he wrote in his report. "He
-has started Algebra this term and shows a"--"quite remarkable"
-scratched out (the language of reports is apt to be somewhat
-limited)--"a very unusual grasp of the subject." Mr. Killigrew didn't
-know that his pupil also took an interest in dolls: if he had, he
-would have gibed at Dick as unmercifully and in nearly the same terms
-as Dick's fellow-schoolboys--for shepherds grow to resemble their
-sheep and pedagogues their childish charges. But of course Dick would
-never have dreamt of telling anyone at school about it. He was chary
-of letting even the people at home divine his weakness, and when
-anyone came into the room where the doll's house was, he would put his
-hands in his pockets and stroll out, whistling the tune of, "There is
-a Happy Land far, far away, where they have Ham and Eggs seven times a
-day," as though he had merely stepped in to have a look at the beastly
-thing--just to give it a kick.
-
-When he wasn't playing with the doll's house, Dick spent his holiday
-time in reading, largely, devouringly. No length or
-incomprehensibility could put him off; he had swallowed down _Robert
-Elsmere_ in the three-volume edition at the age of eight. When he
-wasn't reading he used to sit and think about Things in General and
-Nothing in Particular; in fact, as Millicent reproachfully put it, he
-just mooned about. Millicent, on the other hand, was always busily
-doing something: weeding in the garden, or hoeing, or fruit-picking
-(she could be trusted not to eat more than the recognized tariff--one
-in twenty raspberries or one in forty plums); helping Kate in the
-kitchen; knitting mufflers for those beings known vaguely as The
-Cripples, while her mother read aloud in the evenings before bedtime.
-She disapproved of Dick's mooning, but Dick mooned all the same.
-
-When Dick was twelve and a half he knew enough about mathematics and
-history and the dead languages to realize that his dear parents were
-profoundly ignorant and uncultured. But, what was more pleasing to the
-dear parents, he knew enough to win a scholarship at Ćsop College,
-which is one of our Greatest Public Schools.
-
-If this were a Public School story, I should record the fact that,
-while at Ćsop, Dick swore, lied, blasphemed, repeated dirty stories,
-read the articles in _John Bull_ about brothels disguised as
-nursing-homes and satyrs disguised as curates; that he regarded his
-masters, with very few exceptions, as fools, not even always
-well-meaning. And so on. All which would be quite true, but beside the
-point. For this is not one of the conventional studies of those clever
-young men who discover Atheism and Art at School, Socialism at the
-University, and, passing through the inevitable stage of Sex and
-Syphilis after taking their B.A., turn into maturely brilliant
-novelists at the age of twenty-five. I prefer, therefore, to pass over
-the minor incidents of a difficult pubescence, touching only on those
-points which seem to throw a light on the future career of our hero.
-
-It is possible for those who desire it--incredible as the thing may
-appear--to learn something at Ćsop College. Dick even learnt a great
-deal. From the beginning he was the young Benjamin of his mathematical
-tutor, Mr. Skewbauld, a man of great abilities in his own art, and
-who, though wholly incapable of keeping a form in order, could make
-his private tuition a source of much profit to a mathematically minded
-boy. Mr. Skewbauld's house was the worst in Ćsop: Dick described it as
-a mixture between a ghetto and a home for the mentally deficient, and
-when he read in Sir Thomas Browne that it was a Vulgar Error to
-suppose that Jews stink, he wrote a letter to the _School Magazine_
-exploding that famous doctor as a quack and a charlatan, whose
-statements ran counter to the manifest facts of everyday life in Mr.
-Skewbauld's house. It may seem surprising that Dick should have read
-Sir Thomas Browne at all. But he was more than a mere mathematician.
-He filled the ample leisure, which is Ćsop's most precious gift to
-those of its Alumni who know how to use it, with much and varied
-reading in history, in literature, in physical science, and in more
-than one foreign language. Dick was something of a prodigy.
-
-"Greenow's an intellectual," was Mr. Copthorne-Slazenger's
-contemptuous verdict. "I have the misfortune to have two or three
-intellectuals in my house. They're all of them friends of his. I think
-he's a Bad Influence in the School." Copthorne-Slazenger regarded
-himself as the perfect example of _mens sana in corpore sano_, the
-soul of an English gentleman in the body of a Greek god. Unfortunately
-his legs were rather too short and his lower lip was underhung like a
-salmon's.
-
-Dick had, indeed, collected about him a band of kindred spirits. There
-was Partington, who specialized in history; Gay, who had read all the
-classical writings of the golden age and was engaged in the study of
-medićval Latin; Fletton, who was fantastically clever and had brought
-the art of being idle to a pitch never previously reached in the
-annals of Ćsop. These were his chief friends, and a queer-looking
-group they made--Dick, small and dark and nervous; Partington, all
-roundness, and whose spectacles were two moons in a moonface; Gay,
-with the stiff walk of a little old man; and Fletton, who looked like
-nobody so much as Mr. Jingle, tall and thin with a twisted, comical
-face.
-
-"An ugly skulking crew," Copthorne-Slazenger, conscious of his own
-Olympian splendour, would say as he saw them pass.
-
-With these faithful friends Dick should have been--and indeed for the
-most part was--very happy. Between them they mustered up a great stock
-of knowledge; they could discuss every subject under the sun. They
-were a liberal education and an amusement to one another. There were
-times, however, when Dick was filled with a vague, but acute,
-discontent. He wanted something which his friends could not give him;
-but what, but what? The discontent rankled under the surface, like a
-suppressed measles. It was Lord Francis Quarles who brought it out and
-made the symptoms manifest.
-
-Francis Quarles was a superb creature, with the curly forehead of a
-bull and the face and limbs of a Grćco-Roman statue. It was a sight
-worth seeing when he looked down through half-shut eyelids, in his
-usual attitude of sleepy arrogance, on the world about him. He was in
-effect what Mr. Copthorne-Slazenger imagined himself to be, and he
-shared that gentleman's dislike for Dick and his friends. "Yellow
-little atheists," he called them. He always stood up for God and the
-Church of England; they were essential adjuncts to the aristocracy.
-God, indeed, was almost a member of the Family; lack of belief in Him
-amounted to a personal insult to the name of Quarles.
-
-It was half-way through the summer term, when Dick was sixteen, on one
-of those days of brilliant sunshine and cloudless blue, when the sight
-of beautiful and ancient buildings is peculiarly poignant. Their age
-and quiet stand out in melancholy contrast against the radiant life of
-the summer; and at Ćsop the boys go laughing under their antique
-shadow; "Little victims"--you feel how right Gray was. Dick was idly
-strolling across the quadrangle, engaged in merely observing the
-beauty about him--the golden-grey chapel, with its deep geometrical
-shadows between the buttresses, the comely rose-coloured shapes of the
-brick-built Tudor buildings, the weathercocks glittering in the sun,
-the wheeling flurries of pigeons. His old discontent had seized on him
-again, and to-day in the presence of all this beauty it had become
-almost unbearable. All at once, out of the mouth of one of the dark
-little tunnelled doors pierced in the flanks of the sleeping building,
-a figure emerged into the light. It was Francis Quarles, clad in white
-flannels and the radiance of the sunshine. He appeared like a
-revelation, bright, beautiful, and sudden, before Dick's eyes. A
-violent emotion seized him; his heart leapt, his bowels were moved
-within him; he felt a little sick and faint--he had fallen in love.
-
-Francis passed by without deigning to notice him. His head was high,
-his eyes drowsy under their drooping lids. He was gone, and for Dick
-all the light was out, the beloved quadrangle was a prison-yard, the
-pigeons a loathsome flock of carrion eaters. Gay and Partington came
-up behind him with shouts of invitation. Dick walked rudely away. God!
-how he hated them and their wretched, silly talk and their yellow,
-ugly faces.
-
-The weeks that followed were full of strangeness. For the first time
-in his life Dick took to writing poetry. There was one sonnet which
-began:
-
- Is it a vision or a waking dream?
- Or is it truly Apollo that I see,
- Come from his sylvan haunts in Arcady
- { laugh and loiter
- To {
- { sing and saunter by an English stream. . . .
-
-He kept on repeating the words to himself, "Sylvan haunts in Arcady,"
-"laugh and loiter" (after much thought he had adopted that as more
-liquidly melodious than "sing and saunter"). How beautiful they
-sounded!--as beautiful as Keats--more beautiful, for they were his
-own.
-
-He avoided the company of Gay and Fletton and Partington; they had
-become odious to him, and their conversation, when he could bring
-himself to listen to it, was, somehow, almost incomprehensible. He
-would sit for hours alone in his study; not working--for he could not
-understand the mathematical problems on which he had been engaged
-before the fateful day in the quadrangle--but reading novels and the
-poetry of Mrs. Browning, and at intervals writing something rather
-ecstatic of his own. After a long preparatory screwing up of his
-courage, he dared at last to send a fag with a note to Francis, asking
-him to tea; and when Francis rather frigidly refused, he actually
-burst into tears. He had not cried like that since he was a child.
-
-He became suddenly very religious. He would spend an hour on his knees
-every night, praying, praying with frenzy. He mortified the flesh with
-fasting and watching. He even went so far as to flagellate himself--or
-at least tried to; for it is very difficult to flagellate yourself
-adequately with a cane in a room so small that any violent gesture
-imperils the bric-ŕ-brac. He would pass half the night stark naked, in
-absurd postures, trying to hurt himself. And then, after the
-dolorously pleasant process of self-maceration was over, he used to
-lean out of the window and listen to the murmurs of the night and fill
-his spirit with the warm velvet darkness of midsummer.
-Copthorne-Slazenger, coming back by the late train from town one
-night, happened to see his moon-pale face hanging out of window and
-was delighted to be able to give him two hundred Greek lines to remind
-him that even a member of the Sixth Form requires sleep sometimes.
-
-The fit lasted three weeks. "I can't think what's the matter with you,
-Greenow," complained Mr. Skewbauld snufflingly. "You seem incapable or
-unwilling to do anything at all. I suspect the cause is constipation.
-If only everyone would take a little paraffin every night before going
-to bed! . . ." Mr. Skewbauld's self-imposed mission in life
-was the propagation of the paraffin habit. It was the universal
-panacea--the cure for every ill.
-
-His friends of before the crisis shook their heads and could only
-suppose him mad. And then the fit ended as suddenly as it had begun.
-
-It happened at a dinner-party given by the Cravisters. Dr. Cravister
-was the Headmaster of Ćsop--a good, gentle, learned old man, with
-snow-white hair and a saintly face which the spirit of comic irony had
-embellished with a nose that might, so red and bulbous it was, have
-been borrowed from the properties of a music-hall funny man. And then
-there was Mrs. Cravister, large and stately as a galleon with all
-sails set. Those who met her for the first time might be awed by the
-dignity of what an Elizabethan would have called her "swelling port."
-But those who knew her well went in terror of the fantastic spirit
-which lurked behind the outward majesty. They were afraid of what that
-richly modulated voice of hers might utter. It was not merely that she
-was malicious--and she had a gift of ever-ready irony; no, what was
-alarming in all her conversation was the element of the unexpected.
-With most people one feels comfortably secure that they will always
-say the obvious and ordinary things; with Mrs. Cravister, never. The
-best one could do was to be on guard and to try and look, when she
-made a more than usually characteristic remark, less of a bewildered
-fool than one felt.
-
-Mrs. Cravister received her guests--they were all of them boys--with
-stately courtesy. They found it pleasant to be taken so seriously, to
-be treated as perfectly grown men; but at the same time, they always
-had with Mrs. Cravister a faint uncomfortable suspicion that all her
-politeness was an irony so exquisite as to be practically
-undistinguishable from ingenuousness.
-
-"Good evening, Mr. Gay," she said, holding out her hand and shutting
-her eyes; it was one of her disconcerting habits, this shutting of the
-eyes. "What a pleasure it will be to hear you talking to us again
-about eschatology."
-
-Gay, who had never talked about eschatology and did not know the
-meaning of the word, smiled a little dimly and made a protesting
-noise.
-
-"Eschatology? What a charming subject!" The fluty voice belonged to
-Henry Cravister, the Headmaster's son, a man of about forty who worked
-in the British Museum. He was almost too cultured, too erudite.
-
-"But I don't know anything about it," said Gay desperately.
-
-"Spare us your modesty," Henry Cravister protested.
-
-His mother shook hands with the other guests, putting some at their
-ease with a charming phrase and embarrassing others by saying
-something baffling and unexpected that would have dismayed even the
-hardiest diner-out, much more a schoolboy tremblingly on his good
-behaviour. At the tail end of the group of boys stood Dick and Francis
-Quarles. Mrs. Cravister slowly raised her heavy waxen eyelids and
-regarded them a moment in silence.
-
-"The Grćco-Roman and the Gothic side by side!" she exclaimed. "Lord
-Francis is something in the Vatican, a rather late piece of work; and
-Mr. Greenow is a little gargoyle from the roof of Notre Dame de Paris.
-Two epochs of art--how clearly one sees the difference. And my
-husband, I always think, is purely Malayan in design--purely Malayan,"
-she repeated as she shook hands with the two boys.
-
-Dick blushed to the roots of his hair, but Francis' impassive
-arrogance remained unmoved. Dick stole a glance in his direction, and
-at the sight of his calm face he felt a new wave of adoring admiration
-sweeping through him.
-
-The company was assembled and complete, Mrs. Cravister looked round
-the room and remarking, "We won't wait for Mr. Copthorne-Slazenger,"
-sailed majestically in the direction of the door. She particularly
-disliked this member of her husband's staff, and lost no opportunity
-of being rude to him. Thus, where an ordinary hostess might have said,
-"Shall we come in to dinner?" Mrs. Cravister employed the formula, "We
-won't wait for Mr. Copthorne-Slazenger"; and a guest unacquainted with
-Mrs. Cravister's habits would be surprised on entering the dining-room
-to find that all the seats at the table were filled, and that the meal
-proceeded smoothly without a single further reference to the missing
-Copthorne, who never turned up at all, for the good reason that he had
-never been invited.
-
-Dinner began a little nervously and uncomfortably. At one end of the
-table the Headmaster was telling anecdotes of Ćsop in the sixties, at
-which the boys in his neighbourhood laughed with a violent nervous
-insincerity. Henry Cravister, still talking about eschatology, was
-quoting from Sidonius Apollinarius and Commodianus of Gaza. Mrs.
-Cravister, who had been engaged in a long colloquy with the butler,
-suddenly turned on Dick with the remark, "And so you have a deep,
-passionate fondness for cats," as though they had been intimately
-discussing the subject for the last hour. Dick had enough presence of
-mind to say that, yes, he did like cats--all except those Manx ones
-that had no tails.
-
-"No tails," Mrs. Cravister repeated--"no tails. Like men. How
-symbolical everything is!"
-
-Francis Quarles was sitting opposite him, so that Dick had ample
-opportunity to look at his idol. How perfectly he did everything, down
-to eating his soup! The first lines of a new poem began to buzz in
-Dick's head:
-
- "All, all I lay at thy proud marble feet--
- My heart, my love and all my future days.
- Upon thy brow for ever let me gaze,
- For ever touch thy hair: oh (something) sweet . . ."
-
-Would he be able to find enough rhymes to make it into a sonnet? Mrs.
-Cravister, who had been leaning back in her chair for the last few
-minutes in a state of exhausted abstraction, opened her eyes and said
-to nobody in particular:
-
-"Ah, how I envy the calm of those Chinese dynasties!"
-
-"Which Chinese dynasties?" a well-meaning youth inquired.
-
-"Any Chinese dynasty, the more remote the better. Henry, tell us the
-names of some Chinese dynasties."
-
-In obedience to his mother, Henry delivered a brief disquisition on
-the history of politics, art, and letters in the Far East.
-
-The Headmaster continued his reminiscences.
-
-An angel of silence passed. The boys, whose shyness had begun to wear
-off, became suddenly and painfully conscious of hearing themselves
-eating. Mrs. Cravister saved the situation.
-
-"Lord Francis knows all about birds," she said in her most thrilling
-voice. "Perhaps he can tell us why it is the unhappy fate of the
-carrion crow to mate for life."
-
-Conversation again became general. Dick was still thinking about his
-sonnet. Oh, these rhymes!--praise, bays, roundelays, amaze: greet,
-bleat, defeat, beat, paraclete. . . .
-
- ". . . to sing the praise
- In anthems high and solemn roundelays
- Of Holy Father, Son and Paraclete."
-
-That was good--damned good; but it hardly seemed to fit in with the
-first quatrain. It would do for one of his religious poems, though. He
-had written a lot of sacred verse lately.
-
-Then suddenly, cutting across his ecstatic thoughts, came the sound of
-Henry Cravister's reedy voice.
-
-"But I always find Pater's style so _coarse_," it said.
-
-Something explosive took place in Dick's head. It often happens when
-one blows one's nose that some passage in the labyrinth connecting
-ears and nose and throat is momentarily blocked, and one becomes deaf
-and strangely dizzy. Then, suddenly, the mucous bubble bursts, sound
-rushes back to the brain, the head feels clear and stable once more.
-It was something like this, but transposed into terms of the spirit,
-that seemed now to have happened to Dick.
-
-It was as though some mysterious obstruction in his brain, which had
-dammed up and diverted his faculties from their normal course during
-the past three weeks, had been on a sudden overthrown. His life seemed
-to be flowing once more along familiar channels.
-
-He was himself again.
-
-"But I always find Pater's style so _coarse_."
-
-These few words of solemn foolery were the spell which had somehow
-performed the miracle. It was just the sort of remark he might have
-made three weeks ago, before the crisis. For a moment, indeed, he
-almost thought it was he himself who had spoken; his own authentic
-voice, carried across the separating gulf of days, had woken him again
-to life!
-
-He looked at Francis Quarles. Why, the fellow was nothing but a great
-prize ox, a monstrous animal. "There was a Lady loved a Swine. Honey,
-said she . . ." It was ignoble, it was ridiculous. He could have
-hidden his face in his hands for pure shame; shame tingled through his
-body. Goodness, how grotesquely he had behaved!
-
-He leaned across and began talking to Henry Cravister about Pater and
-style and books in general. Cravister was amazed at the maturity of
-the boy's mind; for he possessed to a remarkable degree that critical
-faculty which in the vast majority of boys is--and from their lack of
-experience must be--wholly lacking.
-
-"You must come and see me some time when you're in London," Henry
-Cravister said to him when the time came for the boys to get back to
-their houses. Dick was flattered; he had not said that to any of the
-others. He walked home with Gay, laughing and talking quite in his old
-fashion. Gay marvelled at the change in his companion; strange,
-inexplicable fellow! but it was pleasant to have him back again, to
-repossess the lost friend. Arrived in his room, Dick sat down to
-attack the last set of mathematical problems that had been set him.
-Three hours ago they had appeared utterly incomprehensible; now he
-understood them perfectly. His mind was like a giant refreshed,
-delighting in its strength.
-
-Next day Mr. Skewbauld congratulated him on his answers.
-
-"You seem quite to have recovered your old form, Greenow," he said.
-"Did you take my advice? Paraffin regularly . . ."
-
-Looking back on the events of the last weeks, Dick was disquieted. Mr.
-Skewbauld might be wrong in recommending paraffin, but he was surely
-right in supposing that something was the matter and required a
-remedy. What could it be? He felt so well; but that, of course, proved
-nothing. He began doing Müller's exercises, and he bought a jar of
-malt extract and a bottle of hypophosphites. After much consultation
-of medical handbooks and the encyclopćdia, he came to the conclusion
-that he was suffering from anćmia of the brain; and for some time one
-fixed idea haunted him: Suppose the blood completely ceased to flow to
-his brain, suppose he were to fall down suddenly dead or, worse,
-become utterly and hopelessly paralysed. . . . Happily the
-distractions of Ćsop in the summer term were sufficiently numerous and
-delightful to divert his mind from this gloomy brooding, and he felt
-so well and in such high spirits that it was impossible to go on
-seriously believing that he was at death's door. Still, whenever he
-thought of the events of those strange weeks he was troubled. He did
-not like being confronted by problems which he could not solve. During
-the rest of his stay at school he was troubled by no more than the
-merest velleities of a relapse. A fit of moon-gazing and incapacity to
-understand the higher mathematics had threatened him one time when he
-was working rather too strenuously for a scholarship. But a couple of
-days' complete rest had staved off the peril. There had been rather a
-painful scene, too, at Dick's last School Concert. Oh, those Ćsop
-concerts! Musically speaking, of course, they are deplorable; but how
-rich from all other points of view than the merely ćsthetic! The
-supreme moment arrives at the very end when three of the most eminent
-and popular of those about to leave mount the platform together and
-sing the famous "Ćsop, Farewell." Greatest of school songs! The words
-are not much, but the tune, which goes swooning along in three-four
-time, is perhaps the masterpiece of the late organist, Dr. Pilch.
-
-Dick was leaving, but he was not a sufficiently heroic figure to have
-been asked to sing, "Ćsop, Farewell." He was simply a member of the
-audience, and one, moreover, who had come to the concert in a critical
-and mocking spirit. For, as he had an ear for music, it was impossible
-for him to take the concert very seriously. The choir had clamorously
-re-crucified the Messiah; the soloists had all done their worst; and
-now it was time for "Ćsop, Farewell." The heroes climbed on to the
-stage. They were three demi-gods, but Francis Quarles was the most
-splendid of the group as he stood there with head thrown back, eyes
-almost closed, calm and apparently unconscious of the crowd that
-seethed, actually and metaphorically, beneath him. He was wearing an
-enormous pink orchid in the buttonhole of his evening coat; his
-shirt-front twinkled with diamond studs; the buttons of his waistcoat
-were of fine gold. At the sight of him, Dick felt his heart beating
-violently; he was not, he painfully realized, master of himself.
-
-The music struck up--Dum, dum, dumdidi, dumdidi; dum, dum, dum, and so
-on. So like the _Merry Widow._ In two days' time he would have left
-Ćsop for ever. The prospect had never affected him very intensely. He
-had enjoyed himself at school, but he had never, like so many
-Ćsopians, fallen in love with the place. It remained for him an
-institution; for others it was almost an adored person. But to-night
-his spirit, rocked on a treacly ocean of dominant sevenths, succumbed
-utterly to the sweet sorrow of parting. And there on the platform
-stood Francis. Oh, how radiantly beautiful! And when he began, in his
-rich tenor, the first verse of the Valedictory:
-
- "Farewell, Mother Ćsop,
- Our childhood's home!
- Our spirit is with thee,
- Though far we roam . . ."
-
-he found himself hysterically sobbing.
-
-
-
-II
-
-CANTELOUP COLLEGE is perhaps the most frightful building in
-Oxford--and to those who know their Oxford well this will mean not a
-little. Up till the middle of last century Canteloup possessed two
-quadrangles of fifteenth-century buildings, unimpressive and petty,
-like so much of College architecture, but at least quiet, unassuming,
-decent. After the accession of Victoria the College began to grow in
-numbers, wealth, and pride. The old buildings were too small and
-unpretentious for what had now become a Great College. In the summer
-of 1867 a great madness fell upon the Master and Fellows. They hired a
-most distinguished architect, bred up in the school of Ruskin, who
-incontinently razed all the existing buildings to the ground and
-erected in their stead a vast pile in the approved Mauro-Venetian
-Gothic of the period. The New Buildings contained a great number of
-rooms, each served by a separate and almost perpendicular staircase;
-and if nearly half of them were so dark as to make it necessary to
-light them artificially for all but three hours out of the
-twenty-four, this slight defect was wholly outweighed by the striking
-beauty, from outside, of the Neo-Byzantine loopholes by which they
-were, euphemistically, "lighted."
-
-Prospects in Canteloup may not please; but man, on the other hand,
-tends to be less vile there than in many other places. There is an
-equal profusion at Canteloup of Firsts and Blues; there are Union
-orators of every shade of opinion and young men so languidly well bred
-as to take no interest in politics of any kind; there are drinkers of
-cocoa and drinkers of champagne. Canteloup is a microcosm, a whole
-world in miniature; and whatever your temperament and habits may be,
-whether you wish to drink, or row, or work, or hunt, Canteloup will
-provide you with congenial companions and a spiritual home.
-
-Lack of athletic distinction had prevented Dick from being, at Ćsop, a
-hero or anything like one. At Canteloup, in a less barbarically
-ordered state of society, things were different. His rooms in the
-Venetian gazebo over the North Gate became the meeting-place of all
-that was most intellectually distinguished in Canteloup and the
-University at large. He had had his sitting-room austerely upholstered
-and papered in grey. A large white Chinese figure of the best period
-stood pedestalled in one corner, and on the walls there hung a few
-uncompromisingly good drawings and lithographs by modern artists.
-Fletton, who had accompanied Dick from Ćsop to Canteloup, called it
-the "cerebral chamber"; and with its prevailing tone of brain-coloured
-grey and the rather dry intellectual taste of its decorations it
-deserved the name.
-
-To-night the cerebral chamber had been crammed. The Canteloup branch
-of the Fabian Society, under Dick's presidency, had been holding a
-meeting. "Art in the Socialist State" was what they had been
-discussing. And now the meeting had broken up, leaving nothing but
-three empty jugs that had once contained mulled claret and a general
-air of untidiness to testify to its having taken place at all. Dick
-stood leaning an elbow on the mantelpiece and absent-mindedly kicking,
-to the great detriment of his pumps, at the expiring red embers in the
-grate. From the depths of a huge and cavernous arm-chair, Fletton,
-pipe in mouth, fumed like a sleepy volcano.
-
-"I liked the way, Dick," he said, with a laugh--"the way you went for
-the Arty-Crafties. You utterly destroyed them."
-
-"I merely pointed out, what is sufficiently obvious, that crafts are
-not art, nor anything like it, that's all." Dick snapped out the
-words. He was nervous and excited, and his body felt as though it were
-full of compressed springs ready to jump at the most imponderable
-touch. He was always like that after making a speech.
-
-"You did it very effectively," said Fletton. There was a silence
-between the two young men.
-
-A noise like the throaty yelling of savages in rut came wafting up
-from the quadrangle on which the windows of the cerebral chamber
-opened. Dick started; all the springs within him had gone off at
-once--a thousand simultaneous Jack-in-the-boxes.
-
-"It's only Francis Quarles' dinner-party becoming vocal," Fletton
-explained. "Blind mouths, as Milton would call them."
-
-Dick began restlessly pacing up and down the room. When Fletton spoke
-to him, he did not reply or, at best, gave utterance to a monosyllable
-or a grunt.
-
-"My dear Dick," said the other at last, "you're not very good company
-to-night," and heaving himself up from the arm-chair, Fletton went
-shuffling in his loose, heelless slippers towards the door. "I'm going
-to bed."
-
-Dick paused in his lion-like prowling to listen to the receding sound
-of feet on the stairs. All was silent now: Gott sei dank. He went into
-his bedroom. It was there that he kept his piano, for it was a piece
-of furniture too smugly black and polished to have a place in the
-cerebral chamber. He had been thirsting after his piano all the time
-Fletton was sitting there, damn him! He drew up a chair and began to
-play over and over a certain series of chords. With his left hand he
-struck an octave G in the base, while his right dwelt lovingly on F,
-B, and E. A luscious chord, beloved by Mendelssohn--a chord in which
-the native richness of the dominant seventh is made more rich, more
-piercing sweet by the addition of a divine discord. G, F, B, and E--he
-let the notes hang tremulously on the silence, savoured to the full
-their angelic overtones; then, when the sound of the chord had almost
-died away, he let it droop reluctantly through D to the simple,
-triumphal beauty of C natural--the diapason closing full in what was
-for Dick a wholly ineffable emotion.
-
-He repeated that dying fall again and again, perhaps twenty times.
-Then, when he was satiated with its deliciousness, he rose from the
-piano and opening the lowest drawer of the wardrobe pulled out from
-under his evening clothes a large portfolio. He undid the strings; it
-was full of photogravure reproductions from various Old Masters. There
-was an almost complete set of Greuze's works, several of the most
-striking Ary Scheffers, some Alma Tadema, some Leighton, photographs
-of sculpture by Torwaldsen and Canova, Boecklin's "Island of the
-Dead," religious pieces by Holman Hunt, and a large packet of
-miscellaneous pictures from the Paris Salons of the last forty years.
-He took them into the cerebral chamber where the light was better, and
-began to study them, lovingly, one by one. The Cézanne lithograph, the
-three admirable etchings by Van Gogh, the little Picasso looked on,
-unmoved, from the walls.
-
-It was three o'clock before Dick got to bed. He was stiff and cold,
-but full of the satisfaction of having accomplished something. And,
-indeed, he had cause to be satisfied; for he had written the first
-four thousand words of a novel, a chapter and a half of _Heartsease
-Fitzroy: the Story of a Young Girl_.
-
-Next morning Dick looked at what he had written overnight, and was
-alarmed. He had never produced anything quite like this since the days
-of the Quarles incident at Ćsop. A relapse? He wondered. Not a serious
-one in any case; for this morning he felt himself in full possession
-of all his ordinary faculties. He must have got overtired speaking to
-the Fabians in the evening. He looked at his manuscript again, and
-read: "'Daddy, do the little girl angels in heaven have toys and
-kittens and teddy-bears?'
-
-"'I don't know,' said Sir Christopher gently. 'Why does my little one
-ask?'
-
-"'Because, daddy," said the child--'because I think that soon I too
-may be a little angel, and I should so like to have my teddy-bear with
-me in heaven.'
-
-"Sir Christopher clasped her to his breast. How frail she was, how
-ethereal, how nearly an angel already! Would she have her teddy-bear
-in heaven? The childish question rang in his ears. Great, strong man
-though he was, he was weeping. His tears fell in a rain upon her
-auburn curls.
-
-"'Tell me, daddy,' she insisted, 'will dearest God allow me my
-teddy-bear?'
-
-"'My child,' he sobbed, 'my child . . .'"
-
-The blushes mounted hot to his cheeks; he turned away his head in
-horror. He would really have to look after himself for a bit, go to
-bed early, take exercise, not do much work. This sort of thing
-couldn't be allowed to go on.
-
-He went to bed at half-past nine that night, and woke up the following
-morning to find that he had added a dozen or more closely written
-pages to his original manuscript during the night. He supposed he must
-have written them in his sleep. It was all very disquieting. The days
-passed by; every morning a fresh instalment was added to the rapidly
-growing bulk of _Heartsease Fitzroy_. It was as though some goblin,
-some Lob-lie-by-the-Fire, came each night to perform the appointed
-task, vanishing before the morning. In a little while Dick's alarm
-wore off; during the day he was perfectly well; his mind functioned
-with marvellous efficiency. It really didn't seem to matter what he
-did in his sleep provided he was all right in his waking hours. He
-almost forgot about _Heartsease_, and was only reminded of her
-existence when by chance he opened the drawer in which the steadily
-growing pile of manuscript reposed.
-
-In five weeks _Heartsease Fitzroy_ was finished. Dick made a parcel of
-the manuscript and sent it to a literary agent. He had no hopes of any
-publisher taking the thing; but he was in sore straits for money at
-the moment, and it seemed worth trying, on the off-chance. A fortnight
-later Dick received a letter beginning: "DEAR MADAM,--Permit me to
-hail in you a new authoress of real talent. _Heartsease Fitzroy_ is
-GREAT,"--and signed "EBOR W. SIMS, Editor, _Hildebrand's Home
-Weekly_."
-
-Details of the circulation of _Hildebrand's Home Weekly_ were printed
-at the head of the paper; its average net sale was said to exceed
-three and a quarter millions. The terms offered by Mr. Sims seemed to
-Dick positively fabulous. And there would be the royalties on the
-thing in book form after the serial had run its course.
-
-The letter arrived at breakfast; Dick cancelled all engagements for
-the day and set out immediately for a long and solitary walk. It was
-necessary to be alone, to think. He made his way along the Seven
-Bridges Road, up Cumnor Hill, through the village, and down the
-footpath to Bablock Hithe, thence to pursue the course of the
-"stripling Thames"--haunted at every step by the Scholar Gipsy, damn
-him! He drank beer and ate some bread and cheese in a little inn by a
-bridge, farther up the river; and it was there, in the inn parlour,
-surrounded by engravings of the late Queen, and breathing the slightly
-mouldy preserved air bottled some three centuries ago into that
-hermetically sealed chamber--it was there that he solved the problem,
-perceived the strange truth about himself.
-
-He was a hermaphrodite.
-
-A hermaphrodite, not in the gross obvious sense, of course, but
-spiritually. Two persons in one, male and female. Dr. Jekyll and Mr.
-Hyde: or rather a new William Sharp and Fiona MacLeod--a more
-intelligent William, a vulgarer Fiona. Everything was explained; the
-deplorable Quarles incident was simple and obvious now. A sentimental
-young lady of literary tastes writing sonnets to her Ouida guardsman.
-And what an unerring flair Mr. Sims had shown by addressing him so
-roundly and unhesitatingly as "madam"!
-
-Dick was elated at this discovery. He had an orderly mind that
-disliked mysteries. He had been a puzzle to himself for a long time;
-now he was solved. He was not in the least distressed to discover this
-abnormality in his character. As long as the two parts of him kept
-well apart, as long as his male self could understand mathematics, and
-as long as his lady novelist's self kept up her regular habit of
-writing at night and retiring from business during the day, the
-arrangement would be admirable. The more he thought about it, the more
-it seemed an ideal state of affairs. His life would arrange itself so
-easily and well. He would devote the day to the disinterested pursuit
-of knowledge, to philosophy and mathematics, with perhaps an
-occasional excursion into politics. After midnight he would write
-novels with a feminine pen, earning the money that would make his
-unproductive male labours possible. A kind of spiritual _souteneur_.
-But the fear of poverty need haunt him no more; no need to become a
-wage-slave, to sacrifice his intelligence to the needs of his belly.
-Like a gentleman of the East, he would sit still and smoke his
-philosophic pipe while the womenfolk did the dirty work. Could
-anything be more satisfactory?
-
-He paid for his bread and beer, and walked home, whistling as he went.
-
-
-
-III
-
-TWO months later the first instalment of _Heartsease Fitzroy: the
-Story of a Young Girl_, by Pearl Bellairs, appeared in the pages of
-_Hildebrand's Home Weekly_. Three and a quarter millions read and
-approved. When the story appeared in book form, two hundred thousand
-copies were sold in six weeks; and in the course of the next two years
-no less than sixteen thousand female infants in London alone were
-christened Heartsease. With her fourth novel and her two hundred and
-fiftieth Sunday paper article, Pearl Bellairs was well on her way to
-becoming a household word.
-
-Meanwhile Dick was in receipt of an income far beyond the wildest
-dreams of his avarice. He was able to realize the two great ambitions
-of his life--to wear silk underclothing and to smoke good (but really
-good) cigars.
-
-
-
-IV
-
-DICK went down from Canteloup in a blaze of glory. The most brilliant
-man of his generation, exceptional mind, prospects, career. But his
-head was not turned. When people congratulated him on his academic
-successes, he thanked them politely and then invited them to come and
-see his Memento Mori. His Memento Mori was called Mr. Glottenham and
-could be found at any hour of the day in the premises of the Union, or
-if it was evening, in the Senior Common Room at Canteloup. He was an
-old member of the College, and the dons in pity for his age and
-loneliness had made him, some years before, a member of their Common
-Room. This act of charity was as bitterly regretted as any generous
-impulse in the history of the world. Mr. Glottenham made the life of
-the Canteloup fellows a burden to them; he dined in Hall with fiendish
-regularity, never missing a night, and he was always the last to leave
-the Common Room. Mr. Glottenham did not prepossess at a first glance;
-the furrows of his face were covered with a short grey sordid stubble;
-his clothes were disgusting with the spilth of many years of dirty
-feeding; he had the shoulders and long hanging arms of an ape--an ape
-with a horribly human look about it. When he spoke, it was like the
-sound of a man breaking coke; he spoke incessantly and on every
-subject. His knowledge was enormous; but he possessed the secret of a
-strange inverted alchemy--he knew how to turn the richest gold to
-lead, could make the most interesting topic so intolerably tedious
-that it was impossible, when he talked, not to loathe it.
-
-This was the death's-head to which Dick, like an ancient philosopher
-at a banquet, would direct the attention of his heartiest
-congratulators. Mr. Glottenham had had the most dazzling academic
-career of his generation. His tutors had prophesied for him a future
-far more brilliant than that of any of his contemporaries. They were
-now Ministers of State, poets, philosophers, judges, millionaires. Mr.
-Glottenham frequented the Union and the Canteloup Senior Common Room,
-and was--well, he was just Mr. Glottenham. Which was why Dick did not
-think too highly of his own laurels.
-
-
-
-V
-
-"WHAT shall I do? what ought I to do?" Dick walked up and down the
-room smoking, furiously and without at all savouring its richness, one
-of his opulent cigars.
-
-"My dear," said Cravister--for it was in Cravister's high-ceilinged
-Bloomsbury room that Dick was thus unveiling his distress of
-spirit--"my dear, this isn't a revival meeting. You speak as though
-there were an urgent need for your soul to be saved from hell fire.
-It's not as bad as that, you know."
-
-"But it _is_ a revival meeting," Dick shouted in exasperation--"it is.
-I'm a revivalist. You don't know what it's like to have a feeling
-about your soul. I'm terrifyingly earnest; you don't seem to
-understand that. I have all the feelings of Bunyan without his
-religion. I regard the salvation of my soul as important. How simple
-everything would be if one could go out with those creatures in
-bonnets and sing hymns like, 'Hip, hip for the blood of the Lamb,
-hurrah!' or that exquisite one:
-
- "'The bells of Hell ring tingalingaling
- For you, but not for me.
- For me the angels singalingaling;
- They've got the goods for me.'
-
-Unhappily it's impossible."
-
-"Your ideas," said Cravister in his flutiest voice, "are somewhat
-Gothic. I think I can understand them, though of course I don't
-sympathize or approve. My advice to people in doubt about what course
-of action they ought to pursue is always the same: do what you want
-to."
-
-"Cravister, you're hopeless," said Dick, laughing. "I suppose I am
-rather Gothic, but I do feel that the question of ought as well as of
-want does arise."
-
-Dick had come to his old friend for advice about Life. What ought he
-to do? The indefatigable pen of Pearl Bellairs solved for him the
-financial problem. There remained only the moral problem: how could he
-best expend his energies and his time? Should he devote himself to
-knowing or doing, philosophy or politics? He felt in himself the
-desire to search for truth and the ability--who knows?--to find it. On
-the other hand, the horrors of the world about him seemed to call on
-him to put forth all his strength in an effort to ameliorate what was
-so patently and repulsively bad. Actually, what had to be decided was
-this: Should he devote himself to the researches necessary to carry
-out the plan, long ripening in his brain, of a new system of
-scientific philosophy; or should he devote his powers and Pearl
-Bellairs' money in propaganda that should put life into the English
-revolutionary movement? Great moral principles were in the balance.
-And Cravister's advice was, do what you want to!
-
-After a month of painful indecision, Dick, who was a real Englishman,
-arrived at a satisfactory compromise. He started work on his new
-Synthetic Philosophy, and at the same time joined the staff of the
-_Weekly International_, to which he contributed both money and
-articles. The weeks slipped pleasantly and profitably along. The
-secret of happiness lies in congenial work, and no one could have
-worked harder than Dick, unless it was the indefatigable Pearl
-Bellairs, whose nightly output of five thousand words sufficed to
-support not only Dick but the _Weekly International_ as well. These
-months were perhaps the happiest period of Dick's life. He had
-friends, money, liberty; he knew himself to be working well; and it
-was an extra, a supererogatory happiness that he began at this time to
-get on much better with his sister Millicent than he had ever done
-before. Millicent had come up to Oxford as a student at St. Mungo Hall
-in Dick's third year. She had grown into a very efficient and very
-intelligent young woman. A particularly handsome young woman as well.
-She was boyishly slender, and a natural grace kept on breaking through
-the somewhat rigid deportment, which she always tried to impose upon
-herself, in little beautiful gestures and movements that made the
-onlooker catch his breath with astonished pleasure.
-
- "Wincing she was as is a jolly colt,
- Straight as a mast and upright as a bolt:"
-
-Chaucer had as good an eye for youthful grace as for mormals and
-bristly nostrils and thick red jovial villainousness.
-
-Millicent lost no time in making her presence at St. Mungo's felt.
-Second- and third-year heroines might snort at the forwardness of a
-mere fresh-girl, might resent the complete absence of veneration for
-their glory exhibited by this youthful bejauna; Millicent pursued her
-course unmoved. She founded new societies and put fresh life into the
-institutions which already existed at St. Mungo's to take cocoa and
-discuss the problems of the universe. She played hockey like a
-tornado, and she worked alarmingly hard. Decidedly, Millicent was a
-Force, very soon the biggest Force in the St. Mungo world. In her
-fifth term she organized the famous St. Mungo general strike, which
-compelled the authorities to relax a few of the more intolerably
-tyrannical and anachronistic rules restricting the liberty of the
-students. It was she who went, on behalf of the strikers, to interview
-the redoubtable Miss Prosser, Principal of St. Mungo's. The
-redoubtable Miss Prosser looked grim and invited her to sit down,
-Millicent sat down and, without quailing, delivered a short but
-pointed speech attacking the fundamental principles of the St. Mungo
-system of discipline.
-
-"Your whole point of view," she assured Miss Prosser, "is radically
-wrong. It's an insult to the female sex; it's positively obscene. Your
-root assumption is simply this: that we're all in a chronic state of
-sexual excitement; leave us alone for a moment and we'll immediately
-put our desires into practice. It's disgusting. It makes me blush.
-After all, Miss Prosser, we are a college of intelligent women, not an
-asylum of nymphomaniacs."
-
-For the first time in her career, Miss Prosser had to admit herself
-beaten. The authorities gave in--reluctantly and on only a few points;
-but the principle had been shaken, and that, as Millicent pointed out,
-was what really mattered.
-
-Dick used to see a good deal of his sister while he was still in
-residence at Canteloup, and after he had gone down he used to come
-regularly once a fortnight during term to visit her. That horrible
-mutual reserve, which poisons the social life of most families and
-which had effectively made of their brotherly and sisterly relation a
-prolonged discomfort in the past, began to disappear. They became the
-best of friends.
-
-"I like you, Dick, a great deal better than I did," said Millicent one
-day as they were parting at the gate of St. Mungo's after a long walk
-together.
-
-Dick took off his hat and bowed. "My dear, I reciprocate the
-sentiment. And, what's more, I esteem and admire you. So there."
-
-Millicent curtsied, and they laughed. They both felt very happy.
-
-
-
-VI
-
-"WHAT a life!" said Dick, with a sigh of weariness as the train moved
-out of Euston.
-
-Not a bad life, Millicent thought.
-
-"But horribly fatiguing. I am quite outreined by it."
-
-"Outreined" was Dick's translation of _éreinté_. He liked using words
-of his own manufacture; one had to learn his idiom before one could
-properly appreciate his intimate conversation.
-
-Dick had every justification for being outreined. The spring and
-summer had passed for him in a whirl of incessant activity. He had
-written three long chapters of the _New Synthetic Philosophy_, and had
-the material for two more ready in the form of notes. He had helped to
-organize and bring to its successful conclusion the great carpenters'
-strike of May and June. He had written four pamphlets and a small army
-of political articles. And this comprised only half his labour; for
-nightly, from twelve till two, Pearl Bellairs emerged to compose the
-masterpieces which supplied Dick with his bread and butter. _Apes in
-Purple_ had been published in May. Since then she had finished _La
-Belle Dame sans Morality_, and had embarked on the first chapters of
-_Daisy's Voyage to Cythera_. Her weekly articles, "For the Girls of
-Britain," had become, during this period, a regular and favourite
-feature in the pages of _Hildebrand's Sabbath_, that prince of Sunday
-papers. At the beginning of July, Dick considered that he had earned a
-holiday, and now they were off, he and Millicent, for the North.
-
-Dick had taken a cottage on the shore of one of those long salt-water
-lochs that give to the west coast of Scotland such a dissipated
-appearance on the map. For miles around there was not a living soul
-who did not bear the name of Campbell--two families only excepted, one
-of whom was called Murray-Drummond and the other Drummond-Murray.
-However, it was not for the people that Dick and Millicent had come,
-so much as for the landscape, which made up in variety for anything
-that the inhabitants might lack. Behind the cottage, in the midst of a
-narrow strip of bog lying between the loch and the foot of the
-mountains, stood one of the numerous tombs of Ossian, a great barrow
-of ancient stones. And a couple of miles away the remains of Deirdre's
-Scottish refuge bore witness to the Celtic past. The countryside was
-dotted with the black skeletons of medićval castles. Astonishing
-country, convulsed into fantastic mountain shapes, cut and indented by
-winding fiords. On summer days the whole of this improbable landscape
-became blue and remote and aerially transparent. Its beauty lacked all
-verisimilitude. It was for that reason that Dick chose the
-neighbourhood for his holidays. After the insistent actuality of
-London this frankly unreal coast was particularly refreshing to a
-jaded spirit.
-
-"Nous sommes ici en plein romantisme," said Dick on the day of their
-arrival, making a comprehensive gesture towards the dream-like
-scenery, and for the rest of his holiday he acted the part of a young
-romantic of the palmy period. He sat at the foot of Ossian's tomb and
-read Lamartine; he declaimed Byron from the summit of the mountains
-and Shelley as he rowed along the loch. In the evening he read George
-Sand's _Indiana_; he agonized with the pure, but passionate, heroine,
-while his admiration for Sir Brown, her English lover, the impassive
-giant who never speaks and is always clothed in faultless hunting
-costume, knew no bounds. He saturated himself in the verses of Victor
-Hugo, and at last almost came to persuade himself that the words,
-_Dieu_, _infinité_, _eternité_, with which the works of that
-deplorable genius are so profusely sprinkled, actually possessed some
-meaning, though what that meaning was he could not, even in his most
-romantic transports, discover. Pearl Bellairs, of course, understood
-quite clearly their significance, and though she was a very poor
-French scholar she used sometimes to be moved almost to tears by the
-books she found lying about when she came into existence after
-midnight. She even copied out extracts into her notebooks with a view
-to using them in her next novel.
-
- "Les plus désespérés sont les chants les plus beaux,
- Et j'en sais d'immortels qui sont de purs sanglots,"
-
-was a couplet which struck her as sublime.
-
-Millicent, meanwhile, did the housekeeping with extraordinary
-efficiency, took a great deal of exercise, and read long, serious
-books; she humoured her brother in his holiday romanticism, but
-refused to take part in the game.
-
-The declaration of war took them completely by surprise. It is true
-that a _Scotsman_ found its way into the cottage by about lunch-time
-every day, but it was never read, and served only to light fires and
-wrap up fish and things of that sort. No letters were being forwarded,
-for they had left no address; they were isolated from the world. On
-the fatal morning Dick had, indeed, glanced at the paper, without
-however noticing anything out of the ordinary. It was only later when,
-alarmed by the rumours floating round the village shop, he came to
-examine his _Scotsman_ more closely, that he found about half-way down
-the third column of one of the middle pages an admirable account of
-all that had been so tragically happening in the last twenty-four
-hours; he learnt with horror that Europe was at war and that; his
-country too had entered the arena. Even in the midst of his anguish of
-spirit he could not help admiring the _Scotsman's_ splendid
-impassivity--no headlines, no ruffling of the traditional aristocratic
-dignity. Like Sir Rodolphe Brown in _Indiana_, he thought, with a
-sickly smile.
-
-Dick determined to start for London at once. He felt that he must act,
-or at least create the illusion of action; he could not stay quietly
-where he was. It was arranged that he should set out that afternoon,
-while Millicent should follow a day or two later with the bulk of the
-luggage. The train which took him to Glasgow was slower than he
-thought it possible for any train to be. He tried to read, he tried to
-sleep; it was no good. His nervous agitation was pitiable; he made
-little involuntary movements with his limbs, and every now and then
-the muscles of his face began twitching in a spasmodic and
-uncontrollable tic. There were three hours to wait in Glasgow; he
-spent them in wandering about the streets. In the interminable summer
-twilight the inhabitants of Glasgow came forth into the open to amuse
-themselves; the sight almost made him sick. Was it possible that there
-should be human beings so numerous and so uniformly hideous? Small,
-deformed, sallow, they seemed malignantly ugly, as if on purpose. The
-words they spoke were incomprehensible. He shuddered; it was an alien
-place--it was hell.
-
-The London train was crammed. Three gross Italians got into Dick's
-carriage, and after they had drunk and eaten with loud, unpleasant
-gusto, they prepared themselves for sleep by taking off their boots.
-Their feet smelt strongly ammoniac, like a cage of mice long
-uncleaned. Acutely awake, while the other occupants of the compartment
-enjoyed a happy unconsciousness, he looked at the huddled carcasses
-that surrounded him. The warmth and the smell of them was suffocating,
-and there came to his mind, with the nightmarish insistence of a fixed
-idea, the thought that every breath they exhaled was saturated with
-disease. To be condemned to sit in a hot bath of consumption and
-syphilis--it was too horrible! The moment came at last when he could
-bear it no longer; he got up and went into the corridor. Standing
-there, or sitting sometimes for a few dreary minutes in the lavatory,
-he passed the rest of the night. The train roared along without a
-stop. The roaring became articulate: in the days of his childhood
-trains used to run to the tune of "Lancashire, to Lancashire, to fetch
-a pocket-handkercher; to Lancashire, to Lancashire . . ." But to-night
-the wheels were shouting insistently, a million times over, two words
-only--"the War, the War; the War, the War." He tried desperately to
-make them say something else, but they refused to recite Milton; they
-refused to go to Lancashire; they went on with their endless Tibetan
-litany--the War, the War, the War.
-
-By the time he reached London, Dick was in a wretched state. His
-nerves were twittering and jumping within him; he felt like a walking
-aviary. The tic in his face had become more violent and persistent. As
-he stood in the station, waiting for a cab, he overheard a small child
-saying to its mother, "What's the matter with that man's face,
-mother?"
-
-"Sh--sh, darling," was the reply. "It's rude."
-
-Dick turned and saw the child's big round eyes fixed with fascinated
-curiosity upon him, as though he were a kind of monster. He put his
-hand to his forehead and tried to stop the twitching of the muscles
-beneath the skin. It pained him to think that he had become a
-scarecrow for children.
-
-Arrived at his flat, Dick drank a glass of brandy and lay down for a
-rest. He felt exhausted--ill. At half-past one he got up, drank some
-more brandy, and crept down into the street. It was intensely hot; the
-pavements reverberated the sunlight in a glare which hurt his eyes;
-they seemed to be in a state of grey incandescence. A nauseating smell
-of wetted dust rose from the roadway, along which a water-cart was
-slowly piddling its way. He realized suddenly that he ought not to
-have drunk all that brandy on an empty stomach; he was definitely
-rather tipsy. He had arrived at that state of drunkenness when the
-senses perceive things clearly, but do not transmit their knowledge to
-the understanding. He was painfully conscious of this division, and it
-needed all the power of his will to establish contact between his
-parted faculties. It was as though he were, by a great and prolonged
-effort, keeping his brain pressed against the back of his eyes; as
-soon as he relaxed the pressure, the understanding part slipped back,
-the contact was broken, and he relapsed into a state bordering on
-imbecility. The actions which ordinarily one does by habit and without
-thinking, he had to perform consciously and voluntarily. He had to
-reason out the problem of walking--first the left foot forward, then
-the right. How ingeniously he worked his ankles and knees and hips!
-How delicately the thighs slid past one another!
-
-He found a restaurant and sat there drinking coffee and trying to eat
-an omelette until he felt quite sober. Then he drove to the offices of
-the _Weekly International_ to have a talk with Hyman, the editor.
-Hyman was sitting in his shirt-sleeves, writing.
-
-He lifted his head as Dick came in. "Greenow," he shouted delightedly,
-"we were all wondering what had become of you. We thought you'd joined
-the Army."
-
-Dick shook his head, but did not speak; the hot stuffy smell of
-printer's ink and machinery combined with the atrocious reek of
-Hyman's Virginian cigarettes to make him feel rather faint. He sat
-down on the window-ledge, so as to be able to breathe an
-uncontaminated air.
-
-"Well," he said at last, "what about it?"
-
-"It's going to be hell."
-
-"Did you suppose I thought it was going to be paradise?" Dick replied
-irritably. "Internationalism looks rather funny now, doesn't it?"
-
-"I believe in it more than ever I did," cried Hyman. His face lit up
-with the fervour of his enthusiasm. It was a fine face, gaunt,
-furrowed, and angular, for all that he was barely thirty, looking as
-though it had been boldly chiselled from some hard stone. "The rest of
-the world may go mad; we'll try and keep our sanity. The time will
-come when they'll see we were right."
-
-Hyman talked on. His passionate sincerity and singleness of purpose
-were an inspiration to Dick. He had always admired Hyman--with the
-reservations, of course, that the man was rather a fanatic and not so
-well-educated as he might have been--but to-day he admired him more
-than ever. He was even moved by that perhaps too facile eloquence
-which of old had been used to leave him cold. After promising to do a
-series of articles on international relations for the paper, Dick went
-home, feeling better than he had done all day.
-
-He decided that he would begin writing his articles at once. He
-collected pens, paper, and ink and sat down in a business-like way at
-his bureau. He remembered distinctly biting the tip of his pen-holder;
-it tasted rather bitter.
-
-And then he realized he was standing in Regent Street, looking in at
-one of the windows of Liberty's.
-
-For a long time he stood there quite still, absorbed to all appearance
-in the contemplation of a piece of peacock-blue fabric. But all his
-attention was concentrated within himself, not on anything outside. He
-was wondering--wondering how it came about that he was sitting at his
-writing-table at one moment, and standing, at the next, in Regent
-Street. He hadn't--the thought flashed upon him--he hadn't been
-drinking any more of that brandy, had he? No, he felt himself to be
-perfectly sober. He moved slowly away and continued to speculate as he
-walked.
-
-At Oxford Circus he bought an evening paper. He almost screamed aloud
-when he saw that the date printed at the head of the page was August
-12th. It was on August 7th that he had sat down at his writing-table
-to compose those articles. Five days ago, and he had not the faintest
-recollection of what had happened in those five days.
-
-He made all haste back to the flat. Everything was in perfect order.
-He had evidently had a picnic lunch that morning--sardines, bread and
-jam, and raisins; the remains of it still covered the table. He opened
-the sideboard and took out the brandy bottle. Better make quite sure.
-He held it up to the light; it was more than three-quarters full. Not
-a drop had gone since the day of his return. If brandy wasn't the
-cause, then what was?
-
-As he sat there thinking, he began in an absent-minded way to look at
-his evening paper. He read the news on the front page, then turned to
-the inner sheets. His eye fell on these words printed at the head of
-the column next the leading article:
-
-"To the Women of the Empire. Thoughts in War-Time. By Pearl Bellairs."
-Underneath in brackets: "The first of a series of inspiring patriotic
-articles by Miss Bellairs, the well-known novelist."
-
-Dick groaned in agony. He saw in a flash what had happened to his five
-missing days. Pearl had got hold of them somehow, had trespassed upon
-his life out of her own reserved nocturnal existence. She had taken
-advantage of his agitated mental state to have a little fun in her own
-horrible way.
-
-He picked up the paper once more and began to read Pearl's article.
-"Inspiring and patriotic": those were feeble words in which to
-describe Pearl's shrilly raucous chauvinism. And the style! Christ! to
-think that he was responsible, at least in part, for this.
-Responsible, for had not the words been written by his own hand and
-composed in some horrible bluebeard's chamber of his own brain? They
-had, there was no denying it. Pearl's literary atrocities had never
-much distressed him; he had long given up reading a word she wrote.
-Her bank balance was the only thing about her that interested him. But
-now she was invading the sanctities of his private life. She was
-trampling on his dearest convictions, denying his faith. She was a
-public danger. It was all too frightful.
-
-He passed the afternoon in misery. Suicide or brandy seemed the only
-cures. Not very satisfactory ones, though. Towards evening an
-illuminating idea occurred to him. He would go and see Rogers. Rogers
-knew all about psychology--from books, at any rate: Freud, Jung,
-Morton Prince, and people like that. He used to try hypnotic
-experiments on his friends and even dabbled in amateur psychotherapy.
-Rogers might help him to lay the ghost of Pearl. He ate a hasty dinner
-and went to see Rogers in his Kensington rooms.
-
-Rogers was sitting at a table with a great book open in front of him.
-The reading-lamp, which was the only light in the room, brightly
-illumined one side of the pallid, puffy, spectacled face, leaving the
-other in complete darkness, save for a little cedilla of golden light
-caught on the fold of flesh at the corner of his mouth. His huge
-shadow crossed the floor, began to climb the wall, and from the
-shoulders upwards mingled itself with the general darkness of the
-room.
-
-"Good evening, Rogers," said Dick wearily. "I wish you wouldn't try
-and look like Rembrandt's 'Christ at Emmaus' with these spectacular
-chiaroscuro effects."
-
-Rogers gave vent to his usual nervous giggling laugh. "This is very
-nice of you to come and see me, Greenow."
-
-"How's the Board of Trade?" Rogers was a Civil Servant by profession.
-
-"Oh, business as usual, as the _Daily Mail_ would say." Rogers laughed
-again as though he had made a joke.
-
-After a little talk of things indifferent, Dick brought the
-conversation round to himself.
-
-"I believe I'm getting a bit neurasthenic," he said. "Fits of
-depression, nervous pains, lassitude, anćmia of the will. I've come to
-you for professional advice. I want you to nose out my suppressed
-complexes, analyse me, dissect me. Will you do that for me?"
-
-Rogers was evidently delighted. "I'll do my best," he said, with
-assumed modesty. "But I'm no good at the thing, so you mustn't expect
-much."
-
-"I'm at your disposal," said Dick.
-
-Rogers placed his guest in a large arm-chair. "Relax your muscles and
-think of nothing at all." Dick sat there flabby and abstracted while
-Rogers made his preparations. His apparatus consisted chiefly in a
-notebook and a stop-watch. He seated himself at the table.
-
-"Now," he said solemnly, "I want you to listen to me. I propose to
-read out a list of words; after each of the words you must say the
-first word that comes into your head. The very first, mind, however
-foolish it may seem. And say it as soon as it crosses your mind; don't
-wait to think. I shall write down your answers and take the time
-between each question and reply."
-
-Rogers cleared his throat and started.
-
-"Mother," he said in a loud, clear voice. He always began his analyses
-with the family. For since the majority of kinks and complexes date
-from childhood, it is instructive to investigate the relations between
-the patient and those who surrounded him at an early age. "Mother."
-
-"Dead," replied Dick immediately. He had scarcely known his mother.
-
-"Father."
-
-"Dull." One and a fifth seconds' interval.
-
-"Sister." Rogers pricked his ears for the reply: his favourite
-incest-theory depended on it.
-
-"Fabian Society," said Dick, after two seconds' interval. Rogers was a
-little disappointed. He was agreeably thrilled and excited by the
-answer he received to his next word: "Aunt."
-
-The seconds passed, bringing nothing with them; and then at last there
-floated into Dick's mind the image of himself as a child, dressed in
-green velvet and lace, a perfect Bubbles boy, kneeling on Auntie Loo's
-lap and arranging a troop of lead soldiers on the horizontal
-projection of her corsage.
-
-"Bosom," he said.
-
-Rogers wrote down the word and underlined it. Six and three-fifths
-seconds: very significant. He turned now to the chapter of possible
-accidents productive of nervous shocks.
-
-"Fire."
-
-"Coal."
-
-"Sea."
-
-"Sick."
-
-"Train."
-
-"Smell."
-
-And so on. Dull answers all the time. Evidently, nothing very
-catastrophic had ever happened to him. Now for a frontal attack on the
-fortress of sex itself.
-
-"Women." There was rather a long pause, four seconds, and then Dick
-replied, "Novelist." Rogers was puzzled.
-
-"Breast."
-
-"Chicken." That was disappointing. Rogers could find no trace of those
-sinister moral censors, expurgators of impulse, suppressors of
-happiness. Perhaps the trouble lay in religion.
-
-"Christ," he said.
-
-Dick replied, "Amen," with the promptitude of a parish clerk.
-
-"God."
-
-Dick's mind remained a perfect blank. The word seemed to convey to him
-nothing at all. God, God. After a long time there appeared before his
-inward eye the face of a boy he had known at school and at Oxford, one
-Godfrey Wilkinson, called God for short.
-
-"Wilkinson." Ten seconds and a fifth.
-
-A few more miscellaneous questions, and the list was exhausted. Almost
-suddenly, Dick fell into a kind of hypnotic sleep. Rogers sat pensive
-in front of his notes; sometimes he consulted a text-book. At the end
-of half an hour he awakened Dick to tell him that he had had, as a
-child, consciously or unconsciously, a great Freudian passion for his
-aunt; that later on he had had another passion, almost religious in
-its fervour and intensity, for somebody called Wilkinson; and that the
-cause of all his present troubles lay in one or other of these
-episodes. If he liked, he (Rogers) would investigate the matter
-further with a view to establishing a cure.
-
-Dick thanked him very much, thought it wasn't worth taking any more
-trouble, and went home.
-
-
-
-VII
-
-MILLICENT was organizing a hospital supply dépôt, organizing
-indefatigably, from morning till night. It was October; Dick had not
-seen his sister since those first hours of the war in Scotland; he had
-had too much to think about these last months to pay attention to
-anyone but himself. To-day, at last, he decided that he would go and
-pay her a visit. Millicent had commandeered a large house in
-Kensington from a family of Jews, who were anxious to live down a
-deplorable name by a display of patriotism. Dick found her sitting
-there in her office--young, formidable, beautiful, severe--at a big
-desk covered with papers.
-
-"Well," said Dick, "you're winning the war, I see."
-
-"You, I gather, are not," Millicent replied.
-
-"I believe in the things I always believed in."
-
-"So do I."
-
-"But in a different way, my dear--in a different way," said Dick
-sadly. There was a silence.
-
-"Had we better quarrel?" Millicent asked meditatively.
-
-"I think we can manage with nothing worse than a coolness--for the
-duration."
-
-"Very well, a coolness."
-
-"A smouldering coolness."
-
-"Good," said Millicent briskly. "Let it start smouldering at once. I
-must get on with my work. Good-bye, Dick. God bless you. Let me know
-sometimes how you get on."
-
-"No need to ask how you get on," said Dick with a smile, as he shook
-her hand. "I know by experience that you always get on, only too well,
-ruthlessly well."
-
-He went out. Millicent returned to her letters with concentrated
-ardour; a frown puckered the skin between her eyebrows.
-
-Probably, Dick reflected as he made his way down the stairs, he
-wouldn't see her again for a year or so. He couldn't honestly say that
-it affected him much. Other people became daily more and more like
-ghosts, unreal, thin, vaporous; while every hour the consciousness of
-himself grew more intense and all-absorbing. The only person who was
-more than a shadow to him now was Hyman of the _Weekly International_.
-In those first horrible months of the war, when he was wrestling with
-Pearl Bellairs and failing to cast her out, it was Hyman who kept him
-from melancholy and suicide. Hyman made him write a long article every
-week, dragged him into the office to do sub-editorial work, kept him
-so busy that there were long hours when he had no time to brood over
-his own insoluble problems. And his enthusiasm was so passionate and
-sincere that sometimes even Dick was infected by it; he could believe
-that life was worth living and the cause worth fighting for. But not
-for long; for the devil would return, insistent and untiring. Pearl
-Bellairs was greedy for life; she was not content with her short
-midnight hours; she wanted the freedom of whole days. And whenever
-Dick was overtired, or ill or nervous, she leapt upon him and stamped
-him out of existence, till enough strength came back for him to
-reassert his personality. And the articles she wrote! The short
-stories! The recruiting songs! Dick dared not read them; they were
-terrible, terrible.
-
-
-
-VIII
-
-THE months passed by. The longer the war lasted, the longer it seemed
-likely to last. Dick supported life somehow. Then came the menace of
-conscription. The _Weekly International_ organized a great
-anti-conscription campaign, in which Hyman and Dick were the leading
-spirits. Dick was almost happy. This kind of active work was new to
-him and he enjoyed it, finding it exciting and at the same time
-sedative. For a self-absorbed and brooding mind, pain itself is an
-anodyne. He enjoyed his incessant journeys, his speechmaking to queer
-audiences in obscure halls and chapels; he liked talking with earnest
-members of impossible Christian sects, pacifists who took not the
-faintest interest in the welfare of humanity at large, but were wholly
-absorbed in the salvation of their own souls and in keeping their
-consciences clear from the faintest trace of blood-guiltiness. He
-enjoyed the sense of power which came to him, when he roused the
-passion of the crowd to enthusiastic assent, or breasted the storm of
-antagonism. He enjoyed everything--even getting a bloody nose from a
-patriot hired and intoxicated by a great evening paper to break up one
-of his meetings. It all seemed tremendously exciting and important at
-the time. And yet when, in quiet moments, he came to look back on his
-days of activity, they seemed utterly empty and futile. What was left
-of them? Nothing, nothing at all. The momentary intoxication had died
-away, the stirred ant's-nest had gone back to normal life. Futility of
-action! There was nothing permanent, or decent, or worth while, except
-thought. And of that he was almost incapable now. His mind, when it
-was not occupied by the immediate and actual, turned inward morbidly
-upon itself. He looked at the manuscript of his book and wondered
-whether he would ever be able to go on with it. It seemed doubtful.
-Was he, then, condemned to pass the rest of his existence enslaved to
-the beastliness and futility of mere quotidian action? And even in
-action his powers were limited; if he exerted himself too much--and
-the limits of fatigue were soon reached--Pearl Bellairs, watching
-perpetually like a hungry tigress for her opportunity, leapt upon him
-and took possession of his conscious faculties. And then, it might be
-for a matter of hours or of days, he was lost, blotted off the
-register of living souls, while she performed, with intense and
-hideous industry, her self-appointed task. More than once his
-anti-conscription campaigns had been cut short and he himself had
-suddenly disappeared from public life, to return with the vaguest
-stories of illness or private affairs--stories that made his friends
-shake their heads and wonder which it was among the noble army of
-vices that poor Dick Greenow was so mysteriously addicted to. Some
-said drink, some said women, some said opium, and some hinted at
-things infinitely darker and more horrid. Hyman asked him point-blank
-what it was, one morning when he had returned to the office after
-three days' unaccountable absence.
-
-Dick blushed painfully. "It isn't anything you think," he said.
-
-"What is it, then?" Hyman insisted.
-
-"I can't tell you," Dick replied desperately and in torture, "but I
-swear it's nothing discreditable. I beg you won't ask me any more."
-
-Hyman had to pretend to be satisfied with that.
-
-
-
-IX
-
-A TACTICAL move in the anti-conscription campaign was the foundation
-of a club, a place where people with pacific or generally advanced
-ideas could congregate.
-
-"A club like this would soon be the intellectual centre of London,"
-said Hyman, ever sanguine.
-
-Dick shrugged his shoulders. He had a wide experience of pacifists.
-
-"If you bring people together," Hyman went on, "they encourage one
-another to be bold--strengthen one another's faith."
-
-"Yes," said Dick dyspeptically. "When they're in a herd, they can
-believe that they're much more numerous and important than they really
-are."
-
-"But, man, they are numerous, they are important!" Hyman shouted and
-gesticulated.
-
-Dick allowed himself to be persuaded into an optimism which he knew to
-be ill-founded. The consolations of religion do not console the less
-efficaciously for being illusory.
-
-It was a longtime before they could think of a suitable name for their
-club. Dick suggested that it should be called the Sclopis Club. "Such
-a lovely name," he explained. "Sclopis--Sclopis; it tastes precious in
-the mouth." But the rest of the committee would not hear of it; they
-wanted a name that meant something. One lady suggested that it should
-be called the Everyman Club; Dick objected with passion. "It makes one
-shudder," he said. The lady thought it was a beautiful and uplifting
-name, but as Mr. Greenow was so strongly opposed, she wouldn't press
-the claims of Everyman. Hyman wanted to call it the Pacifist Club, but
-that was judged too provocative. Finally, they agreed to call it the
-Novembrist Club, because it was November and they could think of no
-better title.
-
-The inaugural dinner of the Novembrist Club was held at Piccolomini's
-Restaurant. Piccolomini is in, but not exactly of, Soho, for it is a
-cross between a Soho restaurant and a Corner House, a hybrid which
-combines the worst qualities of both parents--the dirt and
-inefficiency of Soho, the size and vulgarity of Lyons. There is a
-large upper chamber reserved for agapes. Here, one wet and dismal
-winter's evening, the Novembrists assembled.
-
-Dick arrived early, and from his place near the door he watched his
-fellow-members come in. He didn't much like the look of them. "Middle
-class" was what he found himself thinking; and he had to admit, when
-his conscience reproached him for it, that he did not like the middle
-classes, the lower middle classes, the lower classes. He was, there
-was no denying it, a bloodsucker at heart--cultured and intelligent,
-perhaps, but a bloodsucker none the less.
-
-The meal began. Everything about it was profoundly suspect. The spoons
-were made of some pale pinchbeck metal, very light and flimsy; one
-expected them to melt in the soup, or one would have done, if the soup
-had been even tepid. The food was thick and greasy. Dick wondered what
-it really looked like under the concealing sauces. The wine left an
-indescribable taste that lingered on the palate, like the savour of
-brass or of charcoal fumes.
-
-From childhood upwards Dick had suffered from the intensity of his
-visceral reactions to emotion. Fear and shyness were apt to make him
-feel very sick, and disgust produced in him a sensation of intolerable
-queasiness. Disgust had seized upon his mind to-night. He grew paler
-with the arrival of every dish, and the wine, instead of cheering him,
-made him feel much worse. His neighbours to right and left ate with
-revolting heartiness. On one side sat Miss Gibbs, garishly dressed in
-ill-assorted colours that might be called futuristic; on the other was
-Mr. Something in pince-nez, rather ambrosial about the hair. Mr.
-Something was a poet, or so the man who introduced them had said. Miss
-Gibbs was just an ordinary member of the Intelligentsia, like the rest
-of us.
-
-The Lower Classes, the Lower Classes . . .
-
-"Are you interested in the Modern Theatre?" asked Mr. Something in his
-mellow voice. Too mellow--oh, much too mellow!
-
-"Passably," said Dick.
-
-"So am I," said Mr. Thingummy. "I am a vice-president of the
-Craftsmen's League of Joy, which perhaps you may have heard of."
-
-Dick shook his head; this was going to be terrible.
-
-"The objects of the Craftsmen's League of Joy," Mr. Thingummy
-continued, "or rather, one of the objects--for it has many--is to
-establish Little Theatres in every town and village in England, where
-simple, uplifting, beautiful plays might be acted. The people have no
-joy."
-
-"They have the cinema and the music hall," said Dick. He was filled
-with a sudden senseless irritation. "They get all the joy they want
-out of the jokes of the comics and the legs of the women."
-
-"Ah, but that is an impure joy," Mr. What's-his-name protested.
-
-"Impure purple, Herbert Spenser's favourite colour," flashed
-irrelevantly through Dick's brain.
-
-"Well, speaking for myself," he said aloud, "I know I get more joy out
-of a good pair of legs than out of any number of uplifting plays of
-the kind they'd be sure to act in your little theatres. The people ask
-for sex and you give them a stone."
-
-How was it, he wondered, that the right opinions in the mouths of
-these people sounded so horribly cheap and wrong? They degraded what
-was noble; beauty became fly-blown at their touch. Their intellectual
-tradition was all wrong. Lower classes, it always came back to that.
-When they talked about war and the International, Dick felt a hot
-geyser of chauvinism bubbling up in his breast. In order to say
-nothing stupid, he refrained from speaking at all. Miss Gibbs switched
-the conversation on to art. She admired all the right people. Dick
-told her that he thought Sir Luke Fildes to be the best modern artist.
-But his irritation knew no bounds when he found out a little later
-that Mr. Something had read the poems of Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke.
-He felt inclined to say, "You may have read them, but of course you
-can't understand or appreciate them."
-
-Lower Classes . . .
-
-How clear and splendid were the ideas of right and justice! If only
-one could filter away the contaminating human element. . . . Reason
-compelled him to believe in democracy, in internationalism, in
-revolution; morality demanded justice for the oppressed. But neither
-morality nor reason would ever bring him to take pleasure in the
-company of democrats or revolutionaries, or make him find the
-oppressed, individually, any less antipathetic.
-
-At the end of this nauseating meal, Dick was called on to make a
-speech. Rising to his feet, he began stammering and hesitating; he
-felt like an imbecile. Then suddenly inspiration came. The great
-religious ideas of Justice and Democracy swept like a rushing wind
-through his mind, purging it of all insignificant human and personal
-preferences or dislikes. He was filled with pentecostal fire. He spoke
-in a white heat of intellectual passion, dominating his hearers,
-infecting them with his own high enthusiasm. He sat down amid cheers.
-Miss Gibbs and Mr. Thingummy leaned towards him with flushed, shining
-faces.
-
-"That was wonderful, Mr. Greenow. I've never heard anything like it,"
-exclaimed Miss Gibbs, with genuine, unflattering enthusiasm.
-
-Mr. Thing said something poetical about a trumpet-call. Dick looked
-from one to the other with blank and fishy eyes. So it was for these
-creatures he had been speaking!
-
-Good God! . . .
-
-
-
-X
-
-DICK'S life was now a monotonous nightmare. The same impossible
-situation was repeated again and again. If it were not for the fact
-that he knew Pearl Bellairs to be entirely devoid of humour, Dick
-might have suspected that she was having a little quiet fun with him,
-so grotesque were the anomalies of his double life. Grotesque, but
-dreary, intolerably dreary. Situations which seem, in contemplation,
-romantic and adventurous have a habit of proving, when actually
-experienced, as dull and daily as a bank clerk's routine. When you
-read about it, a Jekyll and Hyde existence sounds delightfully
-amusing; but when you live through it, as Dick found to his cost, it
-is merely a boring horror.
-
-In due course Dick was called up by the Military Authorities. He
-pleaded conscientious objection. The date of his appearance before the
-Tribunal was fixed. Dick did not much relish the prospect of being a
-Christian martyr; it seemed an anachronism. However, it would have to
-be done. He would be an absolutist; there would be a little buffeting,
-spitting, and scourging, followed by an indefinite term of hard
-labour. It was all very unpleasant. But nothing could be much more
-unpleasant than life as he was now living it. He didn't even mind very
-much if they killed him. Being or not being--the alternatives left him
-equally cold.
-
-The days that preceded his appearance before the Tribunal were busy
-days, spent in consulting solicitors, preparing speeches, collecting
-witnesses.
-
-"We'll give you a good run for your money," said Hyman. "I hope
-they'll be feeling a little uncomfortable by the time they have done
-with you, Greenow."
-
-"Not nearly so uncomfortable as I shall be feeling," Dick replied,
-with a slightly melancholy smile.
-
-The South Marylebone Tribunal sat in a gloomy and fetid chamber in a
-police station. Dick, who was extremely sensitive to his surroundings,
-felt his fatigue and nervousness perceptibly increase as he entered
-the room. Five or six pitiable creatures with paralytic mothers or
-one-man businesses were briskly disposed of, and then it was Dick's
-turn to present himself before his judges. He looked round the court,
-nodded to Hyman, smiled at Millicent, who had so far thawed their
-wartime coolness as to come and see him condemned, caught other
-friendly eyes. It was as though he were about to be electrocuted. The
-preliminaries passed off; he found himself answering questions in a
-loud, clear voice. Then the Military Representative began to loom
-horribly large. The Military Representative was a solicitor's clerk
-disguised as a lieutenant in the Army Service Corps. He spoke in an
-accent that was more than genteel; it was rich, noble, aristocratic.
-Dick tried to remember where he had heard a man speaking like that
-before. He had it now. Once when he had been at Oxford after term was
-over. He had gone to see the Varieties, which come twice nightly and
-with cheap seats to the theatre after the undergraduates have
-departed. One of the turns had been a Nut, a descendant of the bloods
-and Champagne Charlies of earlier days. A young man in an alpaca
-evening suit and a monocle. He had danced, sung a song, spoken some
-patter. Sitting in the front row of the stalls, Dick had been able to
-see the large, swollen, tuberculous glands in his neck. They wobbled
-when he danced or sang. Fascinatingly horrible, those glands; and the
-young man, how terribly, painfully pathetic. . . . When the Military
-Representative spoke, he could hear again that wretched Nut's
-rendering of the Eton and Oxford voice. It unnerved him.
-
-"What is your religion, Mr. Greenow?" the Military Representative
-asked.
-
-Fascinated, Dick looked to see whether he too had tuberculous glands.
-The Lieutenant had to repeat his question sharply. When he was
-irritated, his voice went back to its more natural nasal twang. Dick
-recovered his presence of mind.
-
-"I have no religion," he answered.
-
-"But, surely, sir, you must have some kind of religion."
-
-"Well, if I must, if it's in the Army Regulations, you had better put
-me down as an Albigensian, or a Bogomile, or, better still, as a
-Manichean. One can't find oneself in this court without possessing a
-profound sense of the reality and active existence of a power of evil
-equal to, if not greater than, the power of good."
-
-"This is rather irrelevant, Mr. Greenow," said the Chairman.
-
-"I apologize." Dick bowed to the court.
-
-"But if," the Military Representative continued--"if your objection is
-not religious, may I ask what it is?"
-
-"It is based on a belief that all war is wrong, and that the
-solidarity of the human race can only be achieved in practice by
-protesting against war, wherever it appears and in whatever form."
-
-"Do you disbelieve in force, Mr. Greenow?"
-
-"You might as well ask me if I disbelieve in gravitation. Of course, I
-believe in force: it is a fact."
-
-"What would you do if you saw a German violating your sister?" said
-the Military Representative, putting his deadliest question.
-
-"Perhaps I had better ask my sister first," Dick replied. "She is
-sitting just behind you in the court."
-
-The Military Representative was covered with confusion. He coughed and
-blew his nose. The case dragged on. Dick made a speech; the Military
-Representative made a speech; the Chairman made a speech. The
-atmosphere of the court-room grew fouler and fouler. Dick sickened and
-suffocated in the second-hand air. An immense lassitude took
-possession of him; he did not care about anything--about the cause,
-about himself, about Hyman or Millicent or Pearl Bellairs. He was just
-tired. Voices buzzed and drawled in his ears--sometimes his own voice,
-sometimes other people's. He did not listen to what they said. He was
-tired--tired of all this idiotic talk, tired of the heat and smell.
-. . .
-
-* * * * *
-
-Tired of picking up very thistly wheat sheaves and propping them up in
-stooks on the yellow stubble. For that was what, suddenly, he found
-himself doing. Overhead the sky expanded in endless steppes of
-blue-hot cobalt. The pungent prickly dust of the dried sheaves plucked
-at his nose with imminent sneezes, made his eyes smart and water. In
-the distance a reaping-machine whirred and hummed. Dick looked blankly
-about him, wondering where he was. He was thankful, at any rate, not
-to be in that sweltering court-room; and it was a mercy, too, to have
-escaped from the odious gentility of the Military Representative's
-accent. And, after all, there were worse occupations than harvesting.
-
-* * * * *
-
-Gradually, and bit by bit, Dick pieced together his history. He had,
-it seemed, done a cowardly and treacherous thing: deserted in the face
-of the enemy, betrayed his cause. He had a bitter letter from Hyman.
-"Why couldn't you have stuck it out? I thought it was in you. You've
-urged others to go to prison for their beliefs, but you get out of it
-yourself by sneaking off to a soft alternative service job on a
-friend's estate. You've brought discredit on the whole movement." It
-was very painful, but what could he answer? The truth was so
-ridiculous that nobody could be expected to swallow it. And yet the
-fact was that he had been as much startled to find himself working at
-Crome as anyone. It was all Pearl's doing.
-
-He had found in his room a piece of paper covered with the large,
-flamboyant feminine writing which he knew to be Pearl's. It was
-evidently the rough copy of an article on the delights of being a
-land-girl: dewy dawns, rosy children's faces, quaint cottages, mossy
-thatch, milkmaids, healthy exercise. Pearl was being a land-girl; but
-he could hardly explain the fact to Hyman. Better not attempt to
-answer him.
-
-Dick hated the manual labour of the farm. It was hard, monotonous,
-dirty, and depressing. It inhibited almost completely the functions of
-his brain. He was unable to think about anything at all; there was no
-opportunity to do anything but feel uncomfortable. God had not made
-him a Caliban to scatter ordure over fields, to pick up ordure from
-cattle-yards. His rôle was Prospero.
-
-"Ban, Ban, Caliban"--it was to that derisive measure that he pumped
-water, sawed wood, mowed grass; it was a march for his slow, clotted
-feet as he followed the dung-carts up the winding lanes. "Ban, Ban,
-Caliban--Ban, Ban, Ban . . ."
-
-"Oh, that bloody old fool Tolstoy," was his profoundest reflection on
-a general subject in three months of manual labour and communion with
-mother earth.
-
-He hated the work, and his fellow-workers hated him. They mistrusted
-him because they could not understand him, taking the silence of his
-overpowering shyness for arrogance and the contempt of one class for
-another. Dick longed to become friendly with them. His chief trouble
-was that he did not know what to say. At meal-times he would spend
-long minutes in cudgelling his brains for some suitable remark to
-make. And even if he thought of something good, like--"It looks as
-though it were going to be a good year for roots," he somehow
-hesitated to speak, feeling that such a remark, uttered in his
-exquisitely modulated tones, would be, somehow, a little ridiculous.
-It was the sort of thing that ought to be said rustically, with plenty
-of Z's and long vowels, in the manner of William Barnes. In the end,
-for lack of courage to act the yokel's part, he generally remained
-silent. While the others were eating their bread and cheese with
-laughter and talk, he sat like the skeleton at the feast--a skeleton
-that longed to join in the revelry, but had not the power to move its
-stony jaws. On the rare occasions that he actually succeeded in
-uttering something, the labourers looked at one another in surprise
-and alarm, as though it were indeed a skeleton that had spoken.
-
-He was not much more popular with the other inhabitants of the
-village. Often, in the evenings, as he was returning from work, the
-children would pursue him, yelling. With the unerringly cruel instinct
-of the young they had recognized in him a fit object for abuse and
-lapidation. An outcast member of another class, from whom that class
-in casting him out had withdrawn its protection, an alien in speech
-and habit, a criminal, as their zealous schoolmaster lost no
-opportunity of reminding them, guilty of the blackest treason against
-God and man--he was the obviously predestined victim of childish
-persecution. When stones began to fly, and dung and precocious
-obscenity, he bowed his head and pretended not to notice that anything
-unusual was happening. It was difficult, however, to look quite
-dignified.
-
-There were occasional short alleviations to the dreariness of his
-existence. One day, when he was engaged in his usual occupation of
-manuring, a familiar figure suddenly appeared along the footpath
-through the field. It was Mrs. Cravister. She was evidently staying at
-the big house; one of the Manorial dachshunds preceded her. He took
-off his cap.
-
-"Mr. Greenow!" she exclaimed, coming to a halt. "Ah, what a pleasure
-to see you again! Working on the land: so Tolstoyan. But I trust it
-doesn't affect your ćsthetic ideas in the same way as it did his.
-Fifty peasants singing together is music; but Bach's chromatic
-fantasia is mere gibbering incomprehensibility."
-
-"I don't do this for pleasure," Dick explained. "It's hard labour,
-meted out to the Conscientious Objector."
-
-"Of course, of course," said Mrs. Cravister, raising her hand to
-arrest any further explanation. "I had forgotten. A conscientious
-objector, a Bible student. I remember how passionately devoted you
-were, even at school, to the Bible."
-
-She closed her eyes and nodded her head several times.
-
-"On the contrary----" Dick began; but it was no good. Mrs. Cravister
-had determined that he should be a Bible student and it was no use
-gainsaying her. She cut him short.
-
-"Dear me, the Bible. . . . What a style! That alone would prove it to
-have been directly inspired. You remember how Mahomet appealed to the
-beauty of his style as a sign of his divine mission. Why has nobody
-done the same for the Bible? It remains for you, Mr. Greenow, to do
-so. You will write a book about it. How I envy you!"
-
-"The style is very fine," Dick ventured, "but don't you think the
-matter occasionally leaves something to be desired?"
-
-"The matter is nothing," cried Mrs. Cravister, making a gesture that
-seemed to send all meaning flying like a pinch of salt along the
-wind--"nothing at all. It's the style that counts. Think of Madame
-Bovary."
-
-"I certainly will," said Dick.
-
-Mrs. Cravister held out her hand. "Good-bye. Yes, I certainly envy
-you. I envy you your innocent labour and your incessant study of that
-most wonderful of books. If I were asked, Mr. Greenow, what book I
-should take with me to a desert island, what single solitary book, I
-should certainly say the Bible, though, indeed, there are moments when
-I think I should choose _Tristram Shandy_. Good-bye."
-
-Mrs. Cravister sailed slowly away. The little brown basset trotted
-ahead, straining his leash. One had the impression of a great ship
-being towed into harbour by a diminutive tug.
-
-Dick was cheered by this glimpse of civilization and humanity. The
-unexpected arrival, one Saturday afternoon, of Millicent was not quite
-such an unmixed pleasure. "I've come to see how you're getting on,"
-she announced, "and to put your cottage straight and make you
-comfortable."
-
-"Very kind of you," said Dick. He didn't want his cottage put
-straight.
-
-Millicent was in the Ministry of Munitions now, controlling three
-thousand female clerks with unsurpassed efficiency. Dick looked at her
-curiously, as she talked that evening of her doings. "To think I
-should have a sister like that," he said to himself. She was
-terrifying.
-
-"You do enjoy bullying other people!" he exclaimed at last. "You've
-found your true vocation. One sees now how the new world will be
-arranged after the war. The women will continue to do all the
-bureaucratic jobs, all that entails routine and neatness and
-interfering with other people's affairs. And man, it is to be hoped,
-will be left free for the important statesman's business, free for
-creation and thought. He will stay at home and give proper education
-to the children, too. He is fit to do these things, because his mind
-is disinterested and detached. It's an arrangement which will liberate
-all man's best energies for their proper uses. The only flaw I can see
-in the system is that you women will be so fiendishly and ruthlessly
-tyrannical in your administration."
-
-"You can't seriously expect me to argue with you," said Millicent.
-
-"No, please don't. I am not strong enough. My dung-carrying has taken
-the edge off all my reasoning powers."
-
-Millicent spent the next morning in completely rearranging Dick's
-furniture. By lunch-time every article in the cottage was occupying a
-new position.
-
-"That's much nicer," said Millicent, surveying her work and seeing
-that it was good.
-
-There was a knock at the door. Dick opened it and was astonished to
-find Hyman.
-
-"I just ran down to see how you were getting on," he explained.
-
-"I'm getting on very well since my sister rearranged my furniture,"
-said Dick. He found it pleasing to have an opportunity of exercising
-his long unused powers of malicious irony. This was very mild, but
-with practice he would soon come on to something more spiteful and
-amusing.
-
-Hyman shook hands with Millicent, scowling as he did so. He was
-irritated that she was there; he wanted to talk with Dick alone. He
-turned his back on her and began addressing Dick.
-
-"Well," he said, "I haven't seen you since the fatal day. How is the
-turnip-hoeing?"
-
-"Pretty beastly," said Dick.
-
-"Better than doing hard labour in a gaol, I suppose?"
-
-Dick nodded his head wearily, foreseeing what must inevitably come.
-
-"You've escaped that all right," Hyman went on.
-
-"Yes; you ought to be thankful," Millicent chimed in.
-
-"I still can't understand why you did it, Greenow. It was a blow to
-me. I didn't expect it of you." Hyman spoke with feeling. "It was
-desertion; it was treason."
-
-"I agree," said Millicent judicially. "He ought to have stuck to his
-principles."
-
-"He ought to have stuck to what was right, oughtn't he, Miss Greenow?"
-Hyman turned towards Millicent, pleased at finding someone who shared
-his views.
-
-"Of course," she replied--"of course. I totally disagree with you
-about what is right. But if he believed it right not to fight, he
-certainly ought to have gone to prison for his belief."
-
-Dick lit a pipe with an air of nonchalance. He tried to disguise the
-fact that he was feeling extremely uncomfortable under these two pairs
-of merciless, accusing eyes.
-
-"To my mind, at any rate," said Millicent, "your position seems quite
-illogical and untenable, Dick."
-
-It was a relief to be talked to and not about.
-
-"I'm sorry about that," said Dick rather huskily--not a very
-intelligent remark, but what was there to say?
-
-"Of course, it's illogical and untenable. Your sister is quite right."
-Hyman banged the table.
-
-"I can't understand what induced you to take it up----"
-
-"After you'd said you were going to be one of the absolutes," cried
-Hyman, interrupting and continuing Millicent's words.
-
-"Why?" said Millicent.
-
-"Why, why, why?" Hyman echoed.
-
-Dick, who had been blowing out smoke at a great rate, put down his
-pipe. The taste of the tobacco was making him feel rather sick. "I
-wish you would stop," he said wearily. "If I gave you the real
-reasons, you wouldn't believe me. And I can't invent any others that
-would be in the least convincing."
-
-"I believe the real reason is that you were afraid of prison."
-
-Dick leaned back in his chair and shut his eyes. He did not mind being
-insulted now; it made no difference. Hyman and Millicent were still
-talking about him, but what they said did not interest him; he
-scarcely listened.
-
-They went back to London together in the evening.
-
-"Very intelligent woman, your sister," said Hyman just before they
-were starting. "Pity she's not on the right side about the war and so
-forth."
-
-Four weeks later Dick received a letter in which Hyman announced that
-he and Millicent had decided to get married.
-
-"I am happy to think," Dick wrote in his congratulatory reply, "that
-it was I who brought you together."
-
-He smiled as he read through the sentence; that was what the Christian
-martyr might say to the two lions who had scraped acquaintance over
-his bones in the amphitheatre.
-
-* * * * *
-
-One warm afternoon in the summer of 1918, Mr. Hobart, Clerk to the
-Wibley Town Council, was disturbed in the midst of his duties by the
-sudden entry into his office of a small dark man, dressed in corduroys
-and gaiters, but not having the air of a genuine agricultural
-labourer.
-
-"What may I do for you?" inquired Mr. Hobart.
-
-"I have come to inquire about my vote," said the stranger.
-
-"Aren't you already registered?"
-
-"Not yet. You see, it isn't long since the Act was passed giving us
-the vote."
-
-Mr. Hobart stared.
-
-"I don't quite follow," he said.
-
-"I may not look it," said the stranger, putting his head on one side
-and looking arch--"I may not look it, but I will confess to you,
-Mr.--er--Mr.--er----"
-
-"Hobart."
-
-"Mr. Hobart, that I am a woman of over thirty."
-
-Mr. Hobart grew visibly paler. Then, assuming a forced smile and
-speaking as one speaks to a child or a spoiled animal, he said:
-
-"I see--I see. Over thirty, dear me."
-
-He looked at the bell, which was over by the fireplace at the other
-side of the room, and wondered how he should ring it without rousing
-the maniac's suspicions.
-
-"Over thirty," the stranger went on. "You know my woman's secret. I am
-Miss Pearl Bellairs, the novelist. Perhaps you have read some of my
-books. Or are you too busy?"
-
-"Oh no, I've read several," Mr. Hobart replied, smiling more and more
-brightly and speaking in even more coaxing and indulgent tones.
-
-"Then we're friends already, Mr. Hobart. Anyone who knows my books,
-knows me. My whole heart is in them. Now, you must tell me all about
-my poor little vote. I shall be very patriotic with it when the time
-comes to use it."
-
-Mr. Hobart saw his opportunity.
-
-"Certainly, Miss Bellairs," he said. "I will ring for my clerk and
-we'll--er--we'll take down the details."
-
-He got up, crossed the room, and rang the bell with violence.
-
-"I'll just go and see that he brings the right books," he added, and
-darted to the door. Once outside in the passage, he mopped his face
-and heaved a sigh of relief. That had been a narrow shave, by Jove. A
-loony in the office--dangerous-looking brute, too.
-
-* * * * *
-
-On the following day Dick woke up and found himself in a bare
-whitewashed room, sparsely furnished with a little iron bed, a
-washstand, a chair, and table. He looked round him in surprise. Where
-had he got to this time? He went to the door and tried to open it; it
-was locked. An idea entered his mind: he was in barracks somewhere;
-the Military Authorities must have got hold of him somehow in spite of
-his exemption certificate. Or perhaps Pearl had gone and enlisted.
-. . . He turned next to the window, which was barred. Outside, he
-could see a courtyard, filled, not with soldiers, as he had expected,
-but a curious motley crew of individuals, some men and some women,
-wandering hither and thither with an air of complete aimlessness. Very
-odd, he thought--very odd. Beyond the courtyard, on the farther side
-of a phenomenally high wall, ran a railway line and beyond it a
-village, roofed with tile and thatch, and a tall church spire in the
-midst. Dick looked carefully at the spire. Didn't he know it?
-Surely--yes, those imbricated copper plates with which it was covered,
-that gilded ship that served as wind vane, the little gargoyles at the
-corner of the tower there could be no doubt; it was Belbury church.
-Belbury--that was where the . . . No, no; he wouldn't believe it. But
-looking down again into that high-walled courtyard, full of those
-queer, aimless folk, he was forced to admit it. The County Asylum
-stands at Belbury. He had often noticed it from the train, a huge,
-gaunt building of sausage-coloured brick, standing close to the
-railway, on the opposite side of the line to Belbury village and
-church. He remembered how, the last time he had passed in the train,
-he had wondered what they did in the asylum. He had regarded it then
-as one of those mysterious, unapproachable places, like Lhassa or a
-Ladies' Lavatory, into which he would never penetrate. And now, here
-he was, looking out through the bars, like any other madman. It was
-all Pearl's doing, as usual. If there had been no bars, he would have
-thrown himself out of the window.
-
-He sat down on his bed and began to think about what he should do. He
-would have to be very sane and show them by his behaviour and speech
-that he was no more mad than the commonalty of mankind. He would be
-extremely dignified about it all. If a warder or a doctor or somebody
-came in to see him, he would rise to his feet and say in the calmest
-and severest tones: "May I ask, pray, why I am detained here and upon
-whose authority?" That ought to stagger them. He practised that
-sentence, and the noble attitude with which he would accompany it, for
-the best part of an hour. Then, suddenly, there was the sound of a key
-in the lock. He hastily sat down again on the bed. A brisk little man
-of about forty, clean shaven and with pince-nez, stepped into the
-room, followed by a nurse and a warder in uniform. The doctor! Dick's
-heart was beating with absurd violence; he felt like an amateur actor
-at the first performance of an imperfectly rehearsed play. He rose,
-rather unsteadily, to his feet, and in a voice that quavered a little
-with an emotion he could not suppress, began:
-
-"Pray I ask, may . . ."
-
-Then, realizing that something had gone wrong, he hesitated,
-stammered, and came to a pause.
-
-The doctor turned to the nurse.
-
-"Did you hear that?" he asked. "He called me May. He seems to think
-everybody's a woman, not only himself."
-
-Turning to Dick with a cheerful smile, he went on:
-
-"Sit down, Miss Bellairs, please sit down."
-
-It was too much. Dick burst into tears, flung himself upon the bed,
-and buried his face in the pillow. The doctor looked at him as he lay
-there sobbing, his whole body shaken and convulsed.
-
-"A bad case, I fear."
-
-And the nurse nodded.
-
-* * * * *
-
-For the next three days Dick refused to eat. It was certainly
-unreasonable, but it seemed the only way of making a protest. On the
-fourth day the doctor signed a certificate to the effect that forcible
-feeding had become necessary. Accompanied by two warders and a nurse,
-he entered Dick's room.
-
-"Now, Miss Bellairs," he said, making a last persuasive appeal, "do
-have a little of this nice soup. We have come to have lunch with you."
-
-"I refuse to eat," said Dick icily, "as a protest against my unlawful
-detention in this place. I am as sane as any of you here."
-
-"Yes, yes." The doctor's voice was soothing. He made a sign to the
-warders. One was very large and stout, the other wiry, thin, sinister,
-like the second murderer in a play. They closed in on Dick.
-
-"I won't eat and I won't be made to eat!" Dick cried. "Let me go!" he
-shouted at the fat warder, who had laid a hand on his shoulder. His
-temper was beginning to rise.
-
-"Now, do behave yourself," said the fat warder. "It ain't a bit of use
-kicking up a row. Now, do take a little of this lovely soup," he added
-wheedlingly.
-
-"Let me go!" Dick screamed again, all his self-control gone. "I will
-not let myself be bullied."
-
-He began to struggle violently. The fat warder put an arm round his
-shoulders, as though he were an immense mother comforting an irritable
-child. Dick felt himself helpless; the struggle had quite exhausted
-him; he was weaker than he had any idea of. He began kicking the fat
-man's shins; it was the only way he could still show fight.
-
-"Temper, temper," remonstrated the warder, more motherly than ever.
-The thin warder stooped down, slipped a strap round the kicking legs,
-and drew it tight. Dick could move no more. His fury found vent in
-words--vain, abusive, filthy words, such as he had not used since he
-was a schoolboy.
-
-"Let me go," he screamed--"let me go, you devils! You beasts, you
-swine! beasts and swine!" he howled again and again.
-
-They soon had him securely strapped in a chair, his head held back
-ready for the doctor and his horrible-looking tubes. They were pushing
-the horrors up his nostrils. He coughed and choked, spat, shouted
-inarticulately, retched. It was like having a spoon put on your tongue
-and being told to say A-a-h, but worse; it was like jumping into the
-river and getting water up your nose--how he had always hated
-that!--only much worse. It was like almost everything unpleasant, only
-much, much worse than all. He exhausted himself struggling against his
-utterly immovable bonds. They had to carry him to his bed, he was so
-weak.
-
-He lay there, unmoving--for he was unable to move--staring at the
-ceiling. He felt as though he were floating on air, unsupported, solid
-no longer; the sensation was not unpleasant. For that reason he
-refused to let his mind dwell upon it; he would think of nothing that
-was not painful, odious, horrible. He thought about the torture which
-had just been inflicted on him and of the monstrous injustice of which
-he was a victim. He thought of the millions who had been and were
-still being slaughtered in the war; he thought of their pain, all the
-countless separate pains of them; pain incommunicable, individual,
-beyond the reach of sympathy; infinities of pain pent within frail
-finite bodies; pain without sense or object, bringing with it no hope
-and no redemption, futile, unnecessary, stupid. In one supreme
-apocalyptic moment he saw, he felt the universe in all its horror.
-
-They forcibly fed him again the following morning and again on the day
-after. On the fourth day pneumonia, the result of shock, complicated
-by acute inflammation of the throat and pleura, set in. The fever and
-pain gained ground. Dick had not the strength to resist their ravages,
-and his condition grew hourly worse. His mind, however, continued to
-work clearly--too clearly. It occurred to him that he might very
-likely die. He asked for pencil and paper to be brought him, and
-putting forth all the little strength he had left, he began to make
-his testament.
-
-"I am perfectly sane," he wrote at the top of the page, and underlined
-the words three times. "I am confined here by the most intol. injust."
-As soon as he began, he realized how little time and strength were
-left him; it was a waste to finish the long words. "They are killing
-me for my opins. I regard this war and all wars as utter bad.
-Capitalists' war. The devils will be smashed sooner later. Wish I
-could help. But it won't make any difference," he added on a new line
-and as though by an afterthought. "World will always be hell. Cap. or
-Lab., Engl. or Germ.--all beasts. One in a mill. is GOOD. I wasn't.
-Selfish intellect. Perhaps Pearl Bellairs better. If die, send corp.
-to hosp. for anatomy. Useful for once in my life!"
-
-Quite suddenly, he lapsed into delirium. The clear lucidity of his
-mind became troubled. The real world disappeared from before his eyes,
-and in its place he saw a succession of bright, unsteady visions
-created by his sick fantasy. Scenes from his childhood, long
-forgotten, bubbled up and disappeared. Unknown, hideous faces crowded
-in upon him; old friends revisited him. He was living in a bewildering
-mixture of the familiar and the strange. And all the while, across
-this changing unsubstantial world, there hurried a continual,
-interminable procession of dromedaries--countless high-domed beasts,
-with gargoyle faces and stiff legs and necks that bobbed as though on
-springs. Do what he could, he was unable to drive them away. He lost
-his temper with the brutes at last, struck at them, shouted; but in
-vain. The room rang with his cries of, "Get away, you beasts. Bloody
-humps. None of your nonconformist faces here." And while he was
-yelling and gesticulating (with his left hand only), his right hand
-was still busily engaged in writing. The words were clear and legible;
-the sentences consecutive and eminently sane. Dick might rave, but
-Pearl Bellairs remained calm and in full possession of her deplorable
-faculties. And what was Pearl doing with her busy pencil, while Dick,
-like a frenzied Betsy Trotwood, shouted at the trespassing camels? The
-first thing she did was to scratch out all that poor Dick had said
-about the war. Underneath it she wrote:
-
-"We shall not sheathe the sword, which we have not lightly . . ." And
-then, evidently finding that memorable sentence too long, particularly
-so since the addition of Poland and Czecho-Slovakia to the list of
-Allies, she began again.
-
-"We are fighting for honour and the defence of Small Nationalities.
-Plucky little Belgium! We went into the war with clean hands."
-
-A little of Pearl's thought seemed at this moment to have slopped over
-into Dick's mind; for he suddenly stopped abusing his dromedaries and
-began to cry out in the most pitiable fashion, "Clean hands, clean
-hands! I can't get mine clean. I can't, I can't, I can't. I
-contaminate everything." And he kept rubbing his left hand against the
-bed-clothes and putting his fingers to his nose, only to exclaim,
-"Ugh, they still stink of goat!" and then to start rubbing again.
-
-The right hand wrote on unperturbed. "No peace with the Hun until he
-is crushed and humiliated. Self-respecting Britons will refuse to
-shake a Hunnish hand for many a long year after the war. No more
-German waiters. Intern the Forty-Seven Thousand Hidden Hands in High
-Places!"
-
-At this point, Pearl seemed to have been struck by a new idea. She
-took a clean page and began:
-
-"To the Girls of England. I am a woman and proud of the fact. But,
-girls, I blushed for my sex to-day when I read in the papers that
-there had been cases of English girls talking to Hun prisoners, and
-not only talking to them, but allowing themselves to be kissed by
-them. Imagine! Clean, healthy British girls allowing themselves to be
-kissed by the swinish and bloodstained lips of the unspeakable Hun! Do
-you wonder that I blush for my sex? Stands England where she did? No,
-emphatically no, if these stories are true, and true--sadly and with a
-heavy bleeding heart do I admit it--true they are."
-
-"Clean hands, clean hands," Dick was still muttering, and applying his
-ringers to his nose once more, "Christ," he cried, "how they stink!
-Goats, dung . . ."
-
-"Is there any excuse for such conduct?" the pencil continued. "The
-most that can be said in palliation of the offence is that girls are
-thoughtless, that they do not consider the full significance of their
-actions. But listen to me, girls of all ages, classes and creeds, from
-the blue-eyed, light-hearted flapper of sixteen to the stern-faced,
-hard-headed business woman--listen to me. There is a girlish charm
-about thoughtlessness, but there is a point beyond which
-thoughtlessness becomes criminal. A flapper may kiss a Hun without
-thinking what she is doing, merely for the fun of the thing; perhaps,
-even, out of misguided pity. Will she repeat the offence if she
-realizes, as she must realize if she will only think, that this
-thoughtless fun, this mawkish and hysterical pity, is nothing less
-than Treason? Treason--it is a sinister word, but . . ."
-
-The pencil stopped writing; even Pearl was beginning to grow tired.
-Dick's shouting had died away to a hoarse, faint whisper. Suddenly her
-attention was caught by the last words that Dick had written--the
-injunction to send his body, if he died, to a hospital for an anatomy.
-She put forth a great effort.
-
-"NO. NO," she wrote in huge capitals. "Bury me in a little country
-churchyard, with lovely marble angels like the ones in St. George's at
-Windsor, over Princess Charlotte's tomb. Not anatomy. Too horrible,
-too disgus . . ."
-
-The coma which had blotted out Dick's mind fell now upon hers as well.
-Two hours later Dick Greenow was dead; the fingers of his right hand
-still grasped a pencil. The scribbled papers were thrown away as being
-merely the written ravings of a madman; they were accustomed that sort
-of thing at the asylum.
-
-
-
-HAPPILY EVER AFTER
-
-I
-
-AT the best of times it is a long way from Chicago to Blaybury in
-Wiltshire, but war has fixed between them a great gulf. In the
-circumstances, therefore, it seemed an act of singular devotion on the
-part of Peter Jacobsen to have come all the way from the Middle West,
-in the fourth year of war, on a visit to his old friend Petherton,
-when the project entailed a single-handed struggle with two Great
-Powers over the question of passports and the risk, when they had been
-obtained, of perishing miserably by the way, a victim of
-frightfulness.
-
-At the expense of much time and more trouble Jacobsen had at last
-arrived; the gulf between Chicago and Blaybury was spanned. In the
-hall of Petherton's house a scene of welcome was being enacted under
-the dim gaze of six or seven brown family portraits by unknown masters
-of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.
-
-Old Alfred Petherton, a grey shawl over his shoulders--for he had to
-be careful, even in June, of draughts and colds--was shaking his
-guest's hand with interminable cordiality.
-
-"My dear boy," he kept repeating, "it _is_ a pleasure to see you. My
-dear boy . . ."
-
-Jacobsen limply abandoned his forearm and waited in patience.
-
-"I can never be grateful enough," Mr. Petherton went on--"never
-grateful enough to you for having taken all this endless trouble to
-come and see an old decrepit man--for that's what I am now, that's
-what I am, believe me."
-
-"Oh, I assure you . . ." said Jacobsen, with vague deprecation. "Le
-vieux crétin qui pleurniche," he said to himself. French was a
-wonderfully expressive language, to be sure.
-
-"My digestion and my heart have got much worse since I saw you last.
-But I think I must have told you about that in my letters."
-
-"You did indeed, and I was most grieved to hear it."
-
-"Grieved"--what a curious flavour that word had! Like somebody's tea
-which used to recall the most delicious blends of forty years ago. But
-it was decidedly the _mot juste_. It had the right obituary note about
-it.
-
-"Yes," Mr. Petherton continued, "my palpitations are very bad now.
-Aren't they, Marjorie?" He appealed to his daughter who was standing
-beside him.
-
-"Father's palpitations are very bad," she replied dutifully.
-
-It was as though they were talking about some precious heirloom long
-and lovingly cherished.
-
-"And my digestion. . . . This physical infirmity makes all mental
-activity so difficult. All the same, I manage to do a little useful
-work. We'll discuss that later, though. You must be feeling tired and
-dusty after your journey down. I'll guide you to your room. Marjorie,
-will you get someone to take up his luggage?"
-
-"I can take it myself," said Jacobsen, and he picked up a small
-gladstone-bag that had been deposited by the door.
-
-"Is that all?" Mr. Petherton asked.
-
-"Yes, that's all."
-
-As one living the life of reason, Jacobsen objected to owning things.
-One so easily became the slave of things and not their master. He
-liked to be free; he checked his possessive instincts and limited his
-possessions to the strictly essential. He was as much or as little at
-home at Blaybury or Pekin. He could have explained all this if he
-liked. But in the present case it wasn't worth taking the trouble.
-
-"This is your humble chamber," said Mr. Petherton, throwing open the
-door of what was, indeed, a very handsome spare-room, bright with
-chintzes and cut flowers and silver candlesticks. "A poor thing, but
-your own."
-
-Courtly grace! Dear old man! Apt quotation! Jacobsen unpacked his bag
-and arranged its contents neatly and methodically in the various
-drawers and shelves of the wardrobe.
-
-* * * * *
-
-It was a good many years now since Jacobsen had come in the course of
-his grand educational tour to Oxford. He spent a couple of years
-there, for he liked the place, and its inhabitants were a source of
-unfailing amusement to him.
-
-A Norwegian, born in the Argentine, educated in the United States, in
-France, and in Germany; a man with no nationality and no prejudices,
-enormously old in experience, he found something very new and fresh
-and entertaining about his fellow-students with their comic
-public-school traditions and fabulous ignorance of the world. He had
-quietly watched them doing their little antics, feeling all the time
-that a row of bars separated them from himself, and that he ought,
-after each particularly amusing trick, to offer them a bun or a
-handful of pea-nuts. In the intervals of sight-seeing in this strange
-and delightful Jardin des Plantes he read Greats, and it was through
-Aristotle that he had come into contact with Alfred Petherton, fellow
-and tutor of his college.
-
-The name of Petherton is a respectable one in the academic world. You
-will find it on the title-page of such meritorious, if not exactly
-brilliant, books as _Plato's Predecessors_, _Three Scottish
-Metaphysicians_, _Introduction to the Study of Ethics_, _Essays in
-Neo-Idealism_. Some of his works are published in cheap editions as
-text-books.
-
-One of those curious inexplicable friendships that often link the most
-unlikely people had sprung up between tutor and pupil, and had lasted
-unbroken for upwards of twenty years. Petherton felt a fatherly
-affection for the younger man, together with a father's pride, now
-that Jacobsen was a man of world-wide reputation, in having, as he
-supposed, spiritually begotten him. And now Jacobsen had travelled
-three or four thousand miles across a world at war just to see the old
-man. Petherton was profoundly touched.
-
-* * * * *
-
-"Did you see any submarines on the way over?" Marjorie asked, as she
-and Jacobsen were strolling together in the garden after breakfast the
-next day.
-
-"I didn't notice any; but then I am very unobservant about these
-things."
-
-There was a pause. At last, "I suppose there is a great deal of
-war-work being done in America now?" said Marjorie.
-
-Jacobsen supposed so; and there floated across his mind a vision of
-massed bands, of orators with megaphones, of patriotic sky-signs, of
-streets made perilous by the organized highway robbery of Red Cross
-collectors. He was too lazy to describe it all; besides, she wouldn't
-see the point of it.
-
-"I should like to be able to do some war-work," Marjorie explained
-apologetically. "But I have to look after father, and there's the
-housekeeping, so I really haven't the time."
-
-Jacobsen thought he detected a formula for the benefit of strangers.
-She evidently wanted to make things right about herself in people's
-minds. Her remark about the housekeeping made Jacobsen think of the
-late Mrs. Petherton, her mother; she had been a good-looking,
-painfully sprightly woman with a hankering to shine in University
-society at Oxford. One quickly learned that she was related to bishops
-and country families; a hunter of ecclesiastical lions and a snob. He
-felt glad she was dead.
-
-"Won't it be awful when there's no war-work," he said. "People will
-have nothing to do or think about when peace comes."
-
-"I shall be glad. Housekeeping will be so much easier."
-
-"True. There are consolations."
-
-Marjorie looked at him suspiciously; she didn't like being laughed at.
-What an undistinguished-looking little man he was! Short, stoutish,
-with waxed brown moustaches and a forehead that incipient baldness had
-made interminably high. He looked like the sort of man to whom one
-says: "Thank you, I'll take it in notes with a pound's worth of
-silver." There were pouches under his eyes and pouches under his chin,
-and you could never guess from his expression what he was thinking
-about. She was glad that she was taller than he and could look down on
-him.
-
-Mr. Petherton appeared from the house, his grey shawl over his
-shoulders and the crackling expanse of the _Times_ between his hands.
-
-"Good morrow," he cried.
-
-To the Shakespearian heartiness of this greeting Marjorie returned her
-most icily modern "Morning." Her father always said "Good morrow"
-instead of "Good morning," and the fact irritated her with unfailing
-regularity every day of her life.
-
-"There's a most interesting account," said Mr. Petherton, "by a young
-pilot of an air fight in to-day's paper," and as they walked up and
-down the gravel path he read the article, which was a column and a
-half in length.
-
-Marjorie made no attempt to disguise her boredom, and occupied herself
-by reading something on the other side of the page, craning her neck
-round to see.
-
-"Very interesting," said Jacobsen when it was finished.
-
-Mr. Petherton had turned over and was now looking at the Court
-Circular page.
-
-"I see," he said, "there's someone called Beryl Camberley-Belcher
-going to be married. Do you know if that's any relation of the Howard
-Camberley-Belchers, Marjorie?"
-
-"I've no idea who the Howard Camberley-Belchers are," Marjorie
-answered rather sharply.
-
-"Oh, I thought you did. Let me see. Howard Camberley-Belcher was at
-college with me. And he had a brother called James--or was it
-William?--and a sister who married one of the Riders, or at any rate
-some relation of the Riders; for I know the Camberley-Belchers and the
-Riders used to fit in somewhere. Dear me, I'm afraid my memory for
-names is going."
-
-Marjorie went indoors to prepare the day's domestic campaign with the
-cook. When that was over she retired to her sitting-room and unlocked
-her very private desk. She must write to Guy this morning. Marjorie
-had known Guy Lambourne for years and years, almost as long as she
-could remember. The Lambournes were old family friends of the
-Pethertons: indeed they were, distantly, connections; they "fitted in
-somewhere," as Mr. Petherton would say--somewhere, about a couple of
-generations back. Marjorie was two years younger than Guy; they were
-both only children; circumstances had naturally thrown them a great
-deal together. Then Guy's father had died, and not long afterwards his
-mother, and at the age of seventeen Guy had actually come to live with
-the Pethertons, for the old man was his guardian. And now they were
-engaged; had been, more or less, from the first year of the war.
-
-Marjorie took pen, ink, and paper. "DEAR GUY," she began--("_We_
-aren't sentimental," she had once remarked, with a mixture of contempt
-and secret envy, to a friend who had confided that she and her fiancé
-never began with anything less than Darling.)--"I am longing for
-another of your letters. . . ." She went through the usual litany of
-longing. "It was father's birthday yesterday; he is sixty-five. I
-cannot bear to think that some day you and I will be as old as that.
-Aunt Ellen sent him a Stilton cheese--a useful war-time present. How
-boring housekeeping is. By dint of thinking about cheeses my mind is
-rapidly turning into one--a Gruyčre; where there isn't cheese there
-are just holes, full of vacuum . . ."
-
-She didn't really mind housekeeping so much. She took it for granted,
-and did it just because it was there to be done. Guy, on the contrary,
-never took anything for granted; she made these demonstrations for his
-benefit.
-
-"I read Keats's letters, as you suggested, and thought them _too_
-beautiful . . ."
-
-At the end of a page of rapture she paused and bit her pen. What was
-there to say next? It seemed absurd one should have to write letters
-about the books one had been reading. But there was nothing else to
-write about; nothing ever happened. After all, what had happened in
-her life? Her mother dying when she was sixteen; then the excitement
-of Guy coming to live with them; then the war, but that hadn't meant
-much to her; then Guy falling in love, and their getting engaged. That
-was really all. She wished she could write about her feelings in an
-accurate, complicated way, like people in novels; but when she came to
-think about it, she didn't seem to have any feelings to describe.
-
-She looked at Guy's last letter from France. "Sometimes," he had
-written, "I am tortured by an intense physical desire for you. I can
-think of nothing but your beauty, your young, strong body. I hate
-that; I have to struggle to repress it. Do you forgive me?" It rather
-thrilled her that he should feel like that about her: he had always
-been so cold, so reserved, so much opposed to sentimentality--to the
-kisses and endearments she would, perhaps, secretly have liked. But he
-had seemed so right when he said, "We must love like rational beings,
-with our minds, not with our hands and lips." All the same . . .
-
-She dipped her pen in the ink and began to write again. "I know the
-feelings you spoke of in your letter. Sometimes I long for you in the
-same way. I dreamt the other night I was holding you in my arms, and
-woke up hugging the pillow." She looked at what she had written. It
-was too awful, too vulgar! She would have to scratch it out. But no,
-she would leave it in spite of everything, just to see what he would
-think about it. She finished the letter quickly, sealed and stamped
-it, and rang for the maid to take it to the post. When the servant had
-gone, she shut up her desk with a bang. Bang--the letter had gone,
-irrevocably.
-
-She picked up a large book lying on the table and began to read. It
-was the first volume of the _Decline and Fall_. Guy had said she must
-read Gibbon; she wouldn't be educated till she had read Gibbon. And so
-yesterday she had gone to her father in his library to get the book.
-
-"Gibbon," Mr. Petherton had said, "certainly, my dear. How delightful
-it is to look at these grand old books again. One always finds
-something new every time."
-
-Marjorie gave him to understand that she had never read it. She felt
-rather proud of her ignorance.
-
-Mr. Petherton handed the first of eleven volumes to her. "A great
-book," he murmured--"an essential book. It fills the gap between your
-classical history and your medićval stuff."
-
-"Your" classical history, Marjorie repeated to herself, "your"
-classical history indeed! Her father had an irritating way of taking
-it for granted that she knew everything, that classical history was as
-much hers as his. Only a day or two before he had turned to her at
-luncheon with, "Do you remember, dear child, whether it was Pomponazzi
-who denied the personal immortality of the soul, or else that queer
-fellow, Laurentius Valla? It's gone out of my head for the moment."
-Marjorie had quite lost her temper at the question--much to the
-innocent bewilderment of her poor father.
-
-She had set to work with energy on the Gibbon; her bookmarker
-registered the fact that she had got through one hundred and
-twenty-three pages yesterday. Marjorie started reading. After two
-pages she stopped. She looked at the number of pages still remaining
-to be read--and this was only the first volume. She felt like a wasp
-sitting down to eat a vegetable marrow. Gibbon's bulk was not
-perceptibly diminished by her first bite. It was too long. She shut
-the book and went out for a walk. Passing the Whites' house, she saw
-her friend, Beatrice White that was, sitting on the lawn with her two
-babies. Beatrice hailed her, and she turned in.
-
-"Pat a cake, pat a cake," she said. At the age of ten months, baby
-John had already learnt the art of patting cakes. He slapped the
-outstretched hand offered him, and his face, round and smooth and pink
-like an enormous peach, beamed with pleasure.
-
-"Isn't he a darling!" Marjorie exclaimed. "You know, I'm sure he's
-grown since last I saw him, which was on Tuesday."
-
-"He put on eleven ounces last week," Beatrice affirmed.
-
-"How wonderful! His hair's coming on splendidly . . ."
-
-* * * * *
-
-It was Sunday the next day. Jacobsen appeared at breakfast in the
-neatest of black suits. He looked, Marjorie thought, more than ever
-like a cashier. She longed to tell him to hurry up or he'd miss the
-8.53 for the second time this week and the manager would be annoyed.
-Marjorie herself was, rather consciously, not in Sunday best.
-
-"What is the name of the Vicar?" Jacobsen inquired, as he helped
-himself to bacon.
-
-"Trubshaw. Luke Trubshaw, I believe."
-
-"Does he preach well?"
-
-"He didn't when I used to hear him. But I don't often go to church
-now, so I don't know what he's like these days."
-
-"Why don't you go to church?" Jacobsen inquired, with a silkiness of
-tone which veiled the crude outlines of his leading question.
-
-Marjorie was painfully conscious of blushing. She was filled with rage
-against Jacobsen. "Because," she said firmly, "I don't think it
-necessary to give expression to my religious feelings by making a lot
-of"--she hesitated a moment--"a lot of meaningless gestures with a
-crowd of other people."
-
-"You used to go," said Jacobsen.
-
-"When I was a child and hadn't thought about these things."
-
-Jacobsen was silent, and concealed a smile in his coffee-cup. Really,
-he said to himself, there ought to be religious conscription for
-women--and for most men, too. It was grotesque the way these people
-thought they could stand by themselves--the fools, when there was the
-infinite authority of organized religion to support their ridiculous
-feebleness.
-
-"Does Lambourne go to church?" he asked maliciously, and with an air
-of perfect naďveté and good faith.
-
-Marjorie coloured again, and a fresh wave of hatred surged up within
-her. Even as she had said the words she had wondered whether Jacobsen
-would notice that the phrase "meaningless gestures" didn't ring very
-much like one of her own coinages. "Gesture"--that was one of Guy's
-words, like "incredible," "exacerbate," "impinge," "sinister." Of
-course all her present views about religion had come from Guy. She
-looked Jacobsen straight in the face and replied:
-
-"Yes, I think he goes to church pretty regularly. But I really don't
-know: his religion has nothing to do with me."
-
-Jacobsen was lost in delight and admiration.
-
-Punctually at twenty minutes to eleven he set out for church. From
-where she was sitting in the summer-house Marjorie watched him as he
-crossed the garden, incredibly absurd and incongruous in his black
-clothes among the blazing flowers and the young emerald of the trees.
-Now he was hidden behind the sweet-briar hedge, all except the hard
-black melon of his bowler hat, which she could see bobbing along
-between the topmost sprays.
-
-She went on with her letter to Guy. ". . . What a strange man Mr.
-Jacobsen is. I suppose he is very clever, but I can't get very much
-out of him. We had an argument about religion at breakfast this
-morning; I rather scored off him. He has now gone off to church all by
-himself;--I really couldn't face the prospect of going with him--I
-hope he'll enjoy old Mr. Trubshaw's preaching!"
-
-Jacobsen did enjoy Mr. Trubshaw's preaching enormously. He always made
-a point, in whatever part of Christendom he happened to be, of
-attending divine service. He had the greatest admiration of churches
-as institutions. In their solidity and unchangeableness he saw one of
-the few hopes for humanity. Further, he derived great pleasure from
-comparing the Church as an institution--splendid, powerful,
-eternal--with the childish imbecility of its representatives. How
-delightful it was to sit in the herded congregation and listen to the
-sincere outpourings of an intellect only a little less limited than
-that of an Australian aboriginal! How restful to feel oneself a member
-of a flock, guided by a good shepherd--himself a sheep! Then there was
-the scientific interest (he went to church as student of anthropology,
-as a Freudian psychologist) and the philosophic amusement of counting
-the undistributed middles and tabulating historically the exploded
-fallacies in the parson's discourse.
-
-To-day Mr. Trubshaw preached a topical sermon about the Irish
-situation. His was the gospel of the _Morning Post_, slightly tempered
-by Christianity. It was our duty, he said, to pray for the Irish first
-of all, and if that had no effect upon recruiting, why, then, we must
-conscribe them as zealously as we had prayed before.
-
-Jacobsen leaned back in his pew with a sigh of contentment. A
-connoisseur, he recognized that this was the right stuff.
-
-"Well," said Mr. Petherton over the Sunday beef at lunch, "how did you
-like our dear Vicar?"
-
-"He was splendid," said Jacobsen, with grave enthusiasm. "One of the
-best sermons I've ever heard."
-
-"Indeed? I shall really have to go and hear him again. It must be
-nearly ten years since I listened to him."
-
-"He's inimitable."
-
-Marjorie looked at Jacobsen carefully. He seemed to be perfectly
-serious. She was more than ever puzzled by the man.
-
-The days went slipping by, hot blue days that passed like a flash
-almost without one's noticing them, cold grey days, seeming
-interminable and without number, and about which one spoke with a
-sense of justified grievance, for the season was supposed to be
-summer. There was fighting going on in France--terrific battles, to
-judge from the headlines in the _Times_; but, after all, one day's
-paper was very much like another's. Marjorie read them dutifully, but
-didn't honestly take in very much; at least she forgot about things
-very soon. She couldn't keep count with the battles of Ypres, and when
-somebody told her that she ought to go and see the photographs of the
-_Vindictive_, she smiled vaguely and said Yes, without remembering
-precisely what the _Vindictive_ was--a ship, she supposed.
-
-Guy was in France, to be sure, but he was an Intelligence Officer now,
-so that she was hardly anxious about him at all. Clergymen used to say
-that the war was bringing us all back to a sense of the fundamental
-realities of life. She supposed it was true: Guy's enforced absences
-were a pain to her, and the difficulties of housekeeping continually
-increased and multiplied.
-
-Mr. Petherton took a more intelligent interest in the war than did his
-daughter. He prided himself on being able to see the thing as a whole,
-on taking an historical, God's-eye view of it all. He talked about it
-at meal-times, insisting that the world must be made safe for
-democracy. Between meals he sat in the library working at his
-monumental History of Morals. To his dinner-table disquisitions
-Marjorie would listen more or less attentively, Jacobsen with an
-unfailing, bright, intelligent politeness. Jacobsen himself rarely
-volunteered a remark about the war; it was taken for granted that he
-thought about it in the same way as all other right-thinking folk.
-Between meals he worked in his room or discussed the morals of the
-Italian Renaissance with his host. Marjorie could write to Guy that
-nothing was happening, and that but for his absence and the weather
-interfering so much with tennis, she would be perfectly happy.
-
-Into the midst of this placidity there fell, delightful bolt from the
-blue, the announcement that Guy was getting leave at the end of July.
-"DARLING," Marjorie wrote, "I am so excited to think that you will be
-with me in such a little--such a long, long time." Indeed, she was so
-excited and delighted that she realized with a touch of remorse how
-comparatively little she had thought of him when there seemed no
-chance of seeing him, how dim a figure in absence he was. A week later
-she heard that George White had arranged to get leave at the same time
-so as to see Guy. She was glad; George was a charming boy, and Guy was
-so fond of him. The Whites were their nearest neighbours, and ever
-since Guy had come to live at Blaybury he had seen a great deal of
-young George.
-
-"We shall be a most festive party," said Mr. Petherton. "Roger will be
-coming to us just at the same time as Guy."
-
-"I'd quite forgotten Uncle Roger," said Marjorie. "Of course, his
-holidays begin then, don't they?"
-
-The Reverend Roger was Alfred Petherton's brother and a master at one
-of our most glorious public schools. Marjorie hardly agreed with her
-father in thinking that his presence would add anything to the
-"festiveness" of the party. It was a pity he should be coming at this
-particular moment. However, we all have our little cross to bear.
-
-Mr. Petherton was feeling playful. "We must bring down," he said, "the
-choicest Falernian, bottled when Gladstone was consul, for the
-occasion. We must prepare wreaths and unguents and hire a flute player
-and a couple of dancing girls . . ."
-
-He spent the rest of the meal in quoting Horace, Catullus, the Greek
-Anthology, Petronius, and Sidonius Apollinarius. Marjorie's knowledge
-of the dead languages was decidedly limited. Her thoughts were
-elsewhere, and it was only dimly and as it were through a mist that
-she heard her father murmuring--whether merely to himself or with the
-hope of eliciting an answer from somebody, she hardly knew--"Let me
-see: how does that epigram go?--that one about the different kinds of
-fish and the garlands of roses, by Meleager, or is it Poseidippus?
-. . ."
-
-
-
-II
-
-GUY and Jacobsen were walking in the Dutch garden, an incongruous
-couple. On Guy military servitude had left no outwardly visible mark;
-out of uniform, he still looked like a tall, untidy undergraduate; he
-stooped and drooped as much as ever; his hair was still bushy and, to
-judge by the dim expression of his face, he had not yet learnt to
-think imperially. His khaki always looked like a disguise, like the
-most absurd fancy dress. Jacobsen trotted beside him, short, fattish,
-very sleek, and correct. They talked in a desultory way about things
-indifferent. Guy, anxious for a little intellectual exercise after so
-many months of discipline, had been trying to inveigle his companion
-into a philosophical discussion. Jacobsen consistently eluded his
-efforts; he was too lazy to talk seriously; there was no profit that
-he could see to be got out of this young man's opinions, and he had
-not the faintest desire to make a disciple. He preferred, therefore,
-to discuss the war and the weather. It irritated him that people
-should want to trespass on the domain of thought--people who had no
-right to live anywhere but on the vegetative plane of mere existence.
-He wished they would simply be content to _be_ or _do_, not try, so
-hopelessly, to think, when only one in a million can think with the
-least profit to himself or anyone else.
-
-Out of the corner of his eye he looked at the dark, sensitive face of
-his companion; he ought to have gone into business at eighteen, was
-Jacobsen's verdict. It was bad for him to think; he wasn't strong
-enough.
-
-A great sound of barking broke upon the calm of the garden. Looking
-up, the two strollers saw George White running across the green turf
-of the croquet lawn with a huge fawn-coloured dog bounding along at
-his side.
-
-"Morning," he shouted. He was hatless and out of breath. "I was taking
-Bella for a run, and thought I'd look in and see how you all were."
-
-"What a lovely dog!" Jacobsen exclaimed.
-
-"An old English mastiff our--one aboriginal dog. She has a pedigree
-going straight back to Edward the Confessor."
-
-Jacobsen began a lively conversation with George on the virtues and
-shortcomings of dogs. Bella smelt his calves and then lifted up her
-gentle black eyes to look at him. She seemed satisfied.
-
-He looked at them for a little; they were too much absorbed in their
-doggy conversation to pay attention to him. He made a gesture as
-though he had suddenly remembered something, gave a little grunt, and
-with a very preoccupied expression on his face turned to go towards
-the house. His elaborate piece of by-play escaped the notice of the
-intended spectators; Guy saw that it had, and felt more miserable and
-angry and jealous than ever. They would think he had slunk off because
-he wasn't wanted--which was quite true--instead of believing that he
-had something very important to do, which was what he had intended
-they should believe.
-
-A cloud of self-doubt settled upon him. Was his mind, after all,
-worthless, and the little things he had written--rubbish, not
-potential genius as he had hoped? Jacobsen was right in preferring
-George's company. George was perfect, physically, a splendid creature;
-what could he himself claim?
-
-"I'm second-rate," he thought--"second-rate, physically, morally,
-mentally. Jacobsen is quite right."
-
-The best he could hope to be was a pedestrian literary man with quiet
-tastes.
-
-NO, no, no! He clenched his hands and, as though to register his
-resolve before the universe, he said, aloud:
-
-"I will do it; I will be first-rate, I will."
-
-He was covered with confusion on seeing a gardener pop up, surprised
-from behind a bank of rose-bushes. Talking to himself--the man must
-have thought him mad!
-
-He hurried on across the lawn, entered the house, and ran upstairs to
-his room. There was not a second to lose; he must begin at once. He
-would write something--something that would last, solid, hard,
-shining. . . .
-
-"Damn them all! I will do it, I can . . ."
-
-There were writing materials and a table in his room. He selected a
-pen--with a Relief nib he would be able to go on for hours without
-getting tired--and a large square sheet of writing-paper.
-
- "HATCH HOUSE,
- BLAYBURY,
- WILTS.
- Station: Cogham, 3 miles; Nobes Monacorum, 4˝ miles."
-
-Stupid of people to have their stationery printed in red, when black
-or blue is so much nicer! He inked over the letters.
-
-He held up the paper to the light; there was a watermark, "Pimlico
-Bond." What an admirable name for the hero of a novel! Pimlico Bond.
-. . .
-
- "There's be-eef in the la-arder
- And du-ucks in the pond;
- Crying dilly dilly, dilly dilly . . ."
-
-He bit the end of his pen. "What I want to get," he said to himself,
-"is something very hard, very external. Intense emotion, but one will
-somehow have got outside it." He made a movement of hands, arms, and
-shoulders, tightening his muscles in an effort to express to himself
-physically that hardness and tightness and firmness of style after
-which he was struggling!
-
-He began to draw on his virgin paper. A woman, naked, one arm lifted
-over her head, so that it pulled up her breast by that wonderful
-curving muscle that comes down from the shoulder. The inner surface of
-the thighs, remember, is slightly concave. The feet, seen from the
-front, are always a difficulty.
-
-It would never do to leave that about. What would the servants think?
-He turned the nipples into eyes, drew heavy lines for nose, mouth, and
-chin, slopped on the ink thick; it made a passable face now--though an
-acute observer might have detected the original nudity. He tore it up
-into very small pieces.
-
-A crescendo booming filled the house. It was the gong. He looked at
-his watch. Lunch-time, and he had done nothing. O God! . . .
-
-
-
-III
-
-IT was dinner-time on the last evening of Guy's leave. The uncovered
-mahogany table was like a pool of brown unruffled water within whose
-depths flowers and the glinting shapes of glass and silver hung dimly
-reflected. Mr. Petherton sat at the head of the board, flanked by his
-brother Roger and Jacobsen. Youth, in the persons of Marjorie, Guy,
-and George White, had collected at the other end. They had reached the
-stage of dessert.
-
-"This is excellent port," said Roger, sleek and glossy like a well-fed
-black cob under his silken clerical waistcoat. He was a strong,
-thick-set man of about fifty, with a red neck as thick as his head.
-His hair was cropped with military closeness; he liked to set a good
-example to the boys, some of whom showed distressing "ćsthetic"
-tendencies and wore their hair long.
-
-"I'm glad you like it. I mayn't touch it myself, of course. Have
-another glass." Alfred Petherton's face wore an expression of
-dyspeptic melancholy. He was wishing he hadn't taken quite so much of
-that duck.
-
-"Thank you, I will." Roger took the decanter with a smile of
-satisfaction. "The tired schoolmaster is worthy of his second glass.
-White, you look rather pale; I think you must have another." Roger had
-a hearty, jocular manner, calculated to prove to his pupils that he
-was not one of the slimy sort of parsons, not a Creeping Jesus.
-
-There was an absorbing conversation going on at the youthful end of
-the table. Secretly irritated at having been thus interrupted in the
-middle of it, White turned round and smiled vaguely at Roger.
-
-"Oh, thank you, sir," he said, and pushed his glass forward to be
-filled. The "sir" slipped out unawares; it was, after all, such a
-little while since he had been a schoolboy under Roger's dominion.
-
-"One is lucky," Roger went on seriously, "to get any port wine at all
-now. I'm thankful to say I bought ten dozen from my old college some
-years ago to lay down; otherwise I don't know what I should do. My
-wine merchant tells me he couldn't let me have a single bottle.
-Indeed, he offered to buy some off me, if I'd sell. But I wasn't
-having any. A bottle in the cellar is worth ten shillings in the
-pocket these days. I always say that port has become a necessity now
-one gets so little meat. Lambourne! you are another of our brave
-defenders; you deserve a second glass."
-
-"No, thanks," said Guy, hardly looking up. "I've had enough." He went
-on talking to Marjorie--about the different views of life held by the
-French and the Russians.
-
-Roger helped himself to cherries. "One has to select them carefully,"
-he remarked for the benefit of the unwillingly listening George.
-"There is nothing that gives you such stomach-aches as unripe
-cherries."
-
-"I expect you're glad, Mr. Petherton, that holidays have begun at
-last?" said Jacobsen.
-
-"Glad? I should think so. One is utterly dead beat at the end of the
-summer term. Isn't one, White?"
-
-White had taken the opportunity to turn back again and listen to Guy's
-conversation; recalled, like a dog who has started off on a forbidden
-scent, he obediently assented that one did get tired at the end of the
-summer term.
-
-"I suppose," said Jacobsen, "you still teach the same old
-things--Cćsar, Latin verses, Greek grammar, and the rest? We Americans
-can hardly believe that all that still goes on."
-
-"Thank goodness," said Roger, "we still hammer a little solid stuff
-into them. But there's been a great deal of fuss lately about new
-curriculums and so forth. They do a lot of science now and things of
-that kind, but I don't believe the children learn anything at all.
-It's pure waste of time."
-
-"So is all education, I dare say," said Jacobsen lightly.
-
-"Not if you teach them discipline. That's what's wanted--discipline.
-Most of these little boys need plenty of beating, and they don't get
-enough now. Besides, if you can't hammer knowledge in at their heads,
-you can at least beat a little in at their tails."
-
-"You're very ferocious, Roger," said Mr. Petherton, smiling. He was
-feeling better; the duck was settling down.
-
-"No, it's the vital thing. The best thing the war has brought us is
-discipline. The country had got slack and wanted tightening up."
-Roger's face glowed with zeal.
-
-From the other end of the table Guy's voice could be heard saying, "Do
-you know César Franck's 'Dieu s'avance ŕ travers la lande'? It's one
-of the finest bits of religious music I know."
-
-Mr. Petherton's face lighted up; he leaned forward. "No," he said,
-throwing his answer unexpectedly into the midst of the young people's
-conversation. "I don't know it; but do you know this? Wait a minute."
-He knitted his brows, and his lips moved as though he were trying to
-recapture a formula. "Ah, I've got it. Now, can you tell me this? The
-name of what famous piece of religious music do I utter when I order
-an old carpenter, once a Liberal but now a renegade to Conservatism,
-to make a hive for bees?"
-
-Guy gave it up; his guardian beamed delightedly.
-
-"Hoary Tory, oh, Judas! Make a bee-house," he said. "Do you see?
-Oratorio _Judas Maccabeus._"
-
-Guy could have wished that this bit of flotsam from Mr. Petherton's
-sportive youth had not been thus washed up at his feet. He felt that
-he had been peeping indecently close into the dark backward and abysm
-of time.
-
-"That was a good one," Mr. Petherton chuckled. "I must see if I can
-think of some more."
-
-Roger, who was not easily to be turned away from his favourite topic,
-waited till this irrelevant spark of levity had quite expired, and
-continued: "It's a remarkable and noticeable fact that you never seem
-to get discipline combined with the teaching of science or modern
-languages. Who ever heard of a science master having a good house at a
-school? Scientists' houses are always bad."
-
-"How very strange!" said Jacobsen.
-
-"Strange, but a fact. It seems to me a great mistake to give them
-houses at all if they can't keep discipline. And then there's the
-question of religion. Some of these men never come to chapel except
-when they're on duty. And then, I ask you, what happens when they
-prepare their boys for Confirmation? Why, I've known boys come to me
-who were supposed to have been prepared by one or other of these men,
-and, on asking them, I've found that they know nothing whatever about
-the most solemn facts of the Eucharist.--May I have some more of those
-excellent cherries please, White?--Of course, I do my best in such
-cases to tell the boys what I feel personally about these solemn
-things. But there generally isn't the time; one's life is so crowded;
-and so they go into Confirmation with only the very haziest knowledge
-of what it's all about. You see how absurd it is to let anyone but the
-classical men have anything to do with the boys' lives."
-
-"Shake it well, dear," Mr. Petherton was saying to his daughter, who
-had come with his medicine.
-
-"What is that stuff?" asked Roger.
-
-"Oh, it's merely my peptones. I can hardly digest at all without it,
-you know."
-
-"You have all my sympathies. My poor colleague, Flexner, suffers from
-chronic colitis. I can't imagine how he goes on with his work."
-
-"No, indeed. I find I can do nothing strenuous."
-
-Roger turned and seized once more on the unhappy George. "White," he
-said, "let this be a lesson to you. Take care of your inside; it's the
-secret of a happy old age."
-
-Guy looked up quickly. "Don't worry about his old age," he said in a
-strange harsh voice, very different from the gentle, elaborately
-modulated tone in which he generally spoke. "He won't have an old age.
-His chances against surviving are about fourteen to three if the war
-goes on another year."
-
-"Come," said Roger, "don't let's be pessimistic."
-
-"But I'm not. I assure you, I'm giving you a most rosy view of
-George's chance of reaching old age."
-
-It was felt that Guy's remarks had been in poor taste. There was a
-silence; eyes floated vaguely and uneasily, trying not to encounter
-one another. Roger cracked a nut loudly. When he had sufficiently
-relished the situation, Jacobsen changed the subject by remarking:
-
-"That was a fine bit of work by our destroyers this morning, wasn't
-it?"
-
-"It did one good to read about it," said Mr. Petherton. "Quite the
-Nelson touch."
-
-Roger raised his glass. "Nelson!" he said, and emptied it at a gulp.
-"What a man! I am trying to persuade the Headmaster to make Trafalgar
-Day a holiday. It is the best way of reminding boys of things of that
-sort."
-
-"A curiously untypical Englishman to be a national hero, isn't he?"
-said Jacobsen. "So emotional and lacking in Britannic phlegm."
-
-The Reverend Roger looked grave. "There's one thing I've never been
-able to understand about Nelson, and that is, how a man who was so
-much the soul of honour and of patriotism could have been--er--immoral
-with Lady Hamilton. I know people say that it was the custom of the
-age, that these things meant nothing then, and so forth; but all the
-same, I repeat, I cannot understand how a man who was so intensely a
-patriotic Englishman could have done such a thing."
-
-"I fail to see what patriotism has got to do with it," said Guy.
-
-Roger fixed him with his most pedagogic look and said slowly and
-gravely, "Then I am sorry for you. I shouldn't have thought it was
-necessary to tell an Englishman that purity of morals is a national
-tradition: you especially, a public-school man."
-
-"Let us go and have a hundred up at billiards," said Mr. Petherton.
-"Roger, will you come? And you, George, and Guy?"
-
-"I'm so incredibly bad," Guy insisted, "I'd really rather not."
-
-"So am I," said Jacobsen.
-
-"Then, Marjorie, you must make the fourth."
-
-The billiard players trooped out; Guy and Jacobsen were left alone,
-brooding over the wreckage of dinner. There was a long silence. The
-two men sat smoking, Guy sitting in a sagging, crumpled attitude, like
-a half-empty sack abandoned on a chair, Jacobsen very upright and
-serene.
-
-"Do you find you can suffer fools gladly?" asked Guy abruptly.
-
-"Perfectly gladly."
-
-"I wish I could. The Reverend Roger has a tendency to make my blood
-boil."
-
-"But such a good soul," Jacobsen insisted.
-
-"I dare say, but a monster all the same."
-
-"You should take him more calmly. I make a point of never letting
-myself be moved by external things. I stick to my writing and
-thinking. Truth is beauty, beauty is truth, and so forth: after all,
-they're the only things of solid value." Jacobsen looked at the young
-man with a smile as he said these words. There is no doubt, he said to
-himself, that that boy ought to have gone into business; what a
-mistake this higher education is, to be sure.
-
-"Of course, they're the only things," Guy burst out passionately. "You
-can afford to say so because you had the luck to be born twenty years
-before I was, and with five thousand miles of good deep water between
-you and Europe. Here am I, called upon to devote my life, in a very
-different way from which you devote yours to truth and beauty--to
-devote my life to--well, what? I'm not quite sure, but I preserve a
-touching faith that it is good. And you tell me to ignore external
-circumstances. Come and live in Flanders a little and try . . ." He
-launched forth into a tirade about agony and death and blood and
-putrefaction.
-
-"What is one to do?" he concluded despairingly. "What the devil is
-right? I had meant to spend my life writing and thinking, trying to
-create something beautiful or discover something true. But oughtn't
-one, after all, if one survives, to give up everything else and try to
-make this hideous den of a world a little more habitable?"
-
-"I think you can take it that a world which has let itself be
-dragooned into this criminal folly is pretty hopeless. Follow your
-inclinations; or, better, go into a bank and make a lot of money."
-
-Guy burst out laughing, rather too loudly. "Admirable, admirable!" he
-said. "To return to our old topic of fools: frankly, Jacobsen, I
-cannot imagine why you should elect to pass your time with my dear old
-guardian. He's a charming old man, but one must admit----" He waved
-his hand.
-
-"One must live somewhere," said Jacobsen. "I find your guardian a most
-interesting man to be with.--Oh, do look at that dog!" On the
-hearth-rug Marjorie's little Pekingese, Confucius, was preparing to
-lie down and go to sleep. He went assiduously through the solemn farce
-of scratching the floor, under the impression, no doubt, that he was
-making a comfortable nest to lie in. He turned round and round,
-scratching earnestly and methodically. Then he lay down, curled
-himself up in a ball, and was asleep in the twinkling of an eye.
-
-"Isn't that too wonderfully human!" exclaimed Jacobsen delightedly.
-Guy thought he could see now why Jacobsen enjoyed living with Mr.
-Petherton. The old man was so wonderfully human.
-
-* * * * *
-
-Later in the evening, when the billiards was over and Mr. Petherton
-had duly commented on the anachronism of introducing the game into
-Anthony and Cleopatra, Guy and Marjorie went for a stroll in the
-garden. The moon had risen above the trees and lit up the front of the
-house with its bright pale light that could not wake the sleeping
-colours of the world.
-
-"Moonlight is the proper architectural light," said Guy, as they stood
-looking at the house. The white light and the hard black shadows
-brought out all the elegance of its Georgian symmetry.
-
-"Look, here's the ghost of a rose." Marjorie touched a big cool
-flower, which one guessed rather than saw to be red, a faint equivocal
-lunar crimson. "And, oh, smell the tobacco-plant flowers. Aren't they
-delicious!"
-
-"I always think there's something very mysterious about perfume
-drifting through the dark like this. It seems to come from some
-perfectly different immaterial world, peopled by unembodied
-sensations, phantom passions. Think of the spiritual effect of incense
-in a dark church. One isn't surprised that people have believed in the
-existence of the soul."
-
-They walked on in silence. Sometimes, accidentally, his hand would
-brush against hers in the movement of their march. Guy felt an
-intolerable emotion of expectancy, akin to fear. It made him feel
-almost physically sick.
-
-"Do you remember," he said abruptly, "that summer holiday our families
-spent together in Wales? It must have been nineteen four or five. I
-was ten and you were eight or thereabouts."
-
-"Of course I remember," cried Marjorie. "Everything. There was that
-funny little toy railway from the slate quarries."
-
-"And do you remember our gold-mine? All those tons of yellow ironstone
-we collected and hoarded in a cave, fully believing they were nuggets.
-How incredibly remote it seems!"
-
-"And you had a wonderful process by which you tested whether the stuff
-was real gold or not. It all passed triumphantly as genuine, I
-remember!"
-
-"Having that secret together first made us friends, I believe."
-
-"I dare say," said Marjorie. "Fourteen years ago--what a time! And you
-began educating me even then: all that stuff you told me about
-gold-mining, for instance."
-
-"Fourteen years," Guy repeated reflectively, "and I shall be going out
-again to-morrow . . ."
-
-"Don't speak about it. I am so miserable when you're away." She
-genuinely forgot what a delightful summer she had had, except for the
-shortage of tennis.
-
-"We must make this the happiest hour of our lives. Perhaps it may be
-the last we shall be together." Guy looked up at the moon, and he
-perceived, with a sudden start, that it was a sphere islanded in an
-endless night, not a flat disk stuck on a wall not so very far away.
-It filled him with an infinite dreariness; he felt too insignificant
-to live at all.
-
-"Guy, you mustn't talk like that," said Marjorie appealingly.
-
-"We've got twelve hours," said Guy in a meditative voice, "but that's
-only clock-work time. You can give an hour the quality of
-everlastingness, and spend years which are as though they had never
-been. We get our immortality here and now; it's a question of quality,
-not of quantity. I don't look forward to golden harps or anything of
-that sort. I know that when I am dead, I shall be dead; there isn't
-any afterwards. If I'm killed, my immortality will be in your memory.
-Perhaps, too, somebody will read the things I've written, and in his
-mind I shall survive, feebly and partially. But in your mind I shall
-survive intact and whole."
-
-"But I'm sure we shall go on living after death. It can't be the end."
-Marjorie was conscious that she had heard those words before. Where?
-Oh yes, it was earnest Evangeline who had spoken them at the school
-debating society.
-
-"I wouldn't count on it," Guy replied, with a little laugh. "You may
-get such a disappointment when you die." Then in an altered voice, "I
-don't want to die. I hate and fear death. But probably I shan't be
-killed after all. All the same . . ." His voice faded out. They
-stepped into a tunnel of impenetrable darkness between two tall
-hornbeam hedges. He had become nothing but a voice, and now that had
-ceased; he had disappeared. The voice began again, low, quick,
-monotonous, a little breathless. "I remember once reading a poem by
-one of the old Provençal troubadours, telling how God had once granted
-him supreme happiness; for the night before he was to set out for the
-Crusade, it had been granted him to hold his lady in his arms--all the
-short eternal night through. Ains que j'aille oltre mer: when I was
-going beyond sea." The voice stopped again. They were standing at the
-very mouth of the hornbeam alley, looking out from that close-pent
-river of shadow upon an ocean of pale moonlight.
-
-"How still it is." They did not speak; they hardly breathed. They
-became saturated with the quiet.
-
-Marjorie broke the silence. "Do you want me as much as all that, Guy?"
-All through that long, speechless minute she had been trying to say
-the words, repeating them over to herself, longing to say them aloud,
-but paralysed, unable to. And at last she had spoken them,
-impersonally, as though through the mouth of someone else. She heard
-them very distinctly, and was amazed at the matter-of-factness of the
-tone.
-
-Guy's answer took the form of a question. "Well, suppose I were killed
-now," he said, "should I ever have really lived?"
-
-They had stepped out of the cavernous alley into the moonlight. She
-could see him clearly now, and there was something so drooping and
-dejected and pathetic about him, he seemed so much of a great,
-overgrown child that a wave of passionate pitifulness rushed through
-her, reinforcing other emotions less maternal. She longed to take him
-in her arms, stroke his hair, lullaby him, baby-fashion, to sleep upon
-her breast. And Guy, on his side, desired nothing better than to give
-his fatigues and sensibilities to her maternal care, to have his eyes
-kissed fast, and sleep to her soothing. In his relations with
-women--but his experience in this direction was deplorably small--he
-had, unconsciously at first but afterwards with a realization of what
-he was doing, played this child part. In moments of self-analysis he
-laughed at himself for acting the "child stunt," as he called it. Here
-he was--he hadn't noticed it yet--doing it again, drooping, dejected,
-wholly pathetic, feeble . . .
-
-Marjorie was carried away by her emotion. She would give herself to
-her lover, would take possession of her helpless, pitiable child. She
-put her arms round his neck, lifted her face to his kisses, whispered
-something tender and inaudible.
-
-Guy drew her towards him and began kissing the soft, warm mouth. He
-touched the bare arm that encircled his neck; the flesh was resilient
-under his fingers; he felt a desire to pinch it and tear it.
-
-It had been just like this with that little slut Minnie. Just the
-same--all horrible lust. He remembered a curious physiological fact
-out of Havelock Ellis. He shuddered as though he had touched something
-disgusting, and pushed her away.
-
-"No, no, no. It's horrible; it's odious. Drunk with moonlight and
-sentimentalizing about death. . . . Why not just say with Biblical
-frankness, Lie with me--Lie with me?"
-
-That this love, which was to have been so marvellous and new and
-beautiful, should end libidinously and bestially like the affair,
-never remembered without a shiver of shame, with Minnie (the vulgarity
-of her!)--filled him with horror.
-
-Marjorie burst into tears and ran away, wounded and trembling, into
-the solitude of the hornbeam shadow. "Go away, go away," she sobbed,
-with such intensity of command that Guy, moved by an immediate remorse
-and the sight of tears to stop her and ask forgiveness, was
-constrained to let her go her ways.
-
-A cool, impersonal calm had succeeded almost immediately to his
-outburst. Critically, he examined what he had done, and judged it, not
-without a certain feeling of satisfaction, to be the greatest
-"floater" of his life. But at least the thing was done and couldn't be
-undone. He took the weak-willed man's delight in the irrevocability of
-action. He walked up and down the lawn smoking a cigarette and
-thinking, clearly and quietly--remembering the past, questioning the
-future. When the cigarette was finished he went into the house.
-
-He entered the smoking-room to hear Roger saying, ". . . It's the poor
-who are having the good time now. Plenty to eat, plenty of money, and
-no taxes to pay. No taxes--that's the sickening thing. Look at
-Alfred's gardener, for instance. He gets twenty-five or thirty bob a
-week and an uncommon good house. He's married, but only has one child.
-A man like that is uncommonly well off. He ought to be paying
-income-tax; he can perfectly well afford it."
-
-Mr. Petherton was listening somnolently, Jacobsen with his usual keen,
-intelligent politeness; George was playing with the blue Persian
-kitten.
-
-It had been arranged that George should stay the night, because it was
-such a bore having to walk that mile and a bit home again in the dark.
-Guy took him up to his room and sat down on the bed for a final
-cigarette, while George was undressing. It was the hour of
-confidence--that rather perilous moment when fatigue has relaxed the
-fibres of the mind, making it ready and ripe for sentiment.
-
-"It depresses me so much," said Guy, "to think that you're only twenty
-and that I'm just on twenty-four. You will be young and sprightly when
-the war ends; I shall be an old antique man."
-
-"Not so old as all that," George answered, pulling off his shirt. His
-skin was very white, face, neck, and hands seeming dark brown by
-comparison; there was a sharply demarcated high-water mark of sunburn
-at throat and wrist.
-
-"It horrifies me to think of the time one is wasting in this bloody
-war, growing stupider and grosser every day, achieving nothing at all.
-It will be five, six--God knows how many--years cut clean out of one's
-life. You'll have the world before you when it's all over, but I shall
-have spent my best time."
-
-"Of course, it doesn't make so much difference to me," said George
-through a foam of tooth-brushing; "I'm not capable of doing anything
-of any particular value. It's really all the same whether I lead a
-blameless life broking stocks or spend my time getting killed. But for
-you, I agree, it's too bloody. . . ."
-
-Guy smoked on in silence, his mind filled with a languid resentment
-against circumstance. George put on his pyjamas and crept under the
-sheet; he had to curl himself up into a ball, because Guy was lying
-across the end of the bed, and he couldn't put his feet down.
-
-"I suppose," said Guy at last, meditatively--"I suppose the only
-consolations are, after all, women and wine. I shall really have to
-resort to them. Only women are mostly so fearfully boring and wine is
-so expensive now."
-
-"But not all women!" George, it was evident, was waiting to get a
-confidence off his chest.
-
-"I gather you've found the exceptions."
-
-George poured forth. He had just spent six months at Chelsea--six
-dreary months on the barrack square; but there had been lucid
-intervals between the drills and the special courses, which he had
-filled with many notable voyages of discovery among unknown worlds.
-And chiefly, Columbus to his own soul, he had discovered all those
-psychological intricacies and potentialities, which only the passions
-bring to light. _Nosce teipsum_, it has been commanded; and a
-judicious cultivation of the passions is one of the surest roads to
-self-knowledge. To George, at barely twenty, it was all so amazingly
-new and exciting, and Guy listened to the story of his adventures with
-admiration and a touch of envy. He regretted the dismal and cloistered
-chastity--broken only once, and how sordidly! Wouldn't he have learnt
-much more, he wondered--have been a more real and better human being
-if he had had George's experiences? He would have profited by them
-more than George could ever hope to do. There was the risk of George's
-getting involved in a mere foolish expense of spirit in a waste of
-shame. He might not be sufficiently an individual to remain himself in
-spite of his surroundings; his hand would be coloured by the dye he
-worked in. Guy felt sure that he himself would have run no risk; he
-would have come, seen, conquered, and returned intact and still
-himself, but enriched by the spoils of a new knowledge. Had he been
-wrong after all? Had life in the cloister of his own philosophy been
-wholly unprofitable?
-
-He looked at George. It was not surprising that the ladies favoured
-him, glorious ephebus that he was.
-
-"With a face and figure like mine," he reflected, "I shouldn't have
-been able to lead his life, even if I'd wanted to." He laughed
-inwardly.
-
-"You really must meet her," George was saying enthusiastically.
-
-Guy smiled. "No, I really mustn't. Let me give you a bit of perfectly
-good advice. Never attempt to share your joys with anyone else. People
-will sympathize with pain, but not with pleasure. Good night, George."
-
-He bent over the pillow and kissed the smiling face that was as smooth
-as a child's to his lips.
-
-Guy lay awake for a long time, and his eyes were dry and aching before
-sleep finally came upon him. He spent those dark interminable hours
-thinking--thinking hard, intensely, painfully. No sooner had he left
-George's room than a feeling of intense unhappiness took hold of him.
-"Distorted with misery," that was how he described himself; he loved
-to coin such phrases, for he felt the artist's need to express as well
-as to feel and think. Distorted with misery, he went to bed; distorted
-with misery, he lay and thought and thought. He had, positively, a
-sense of physical distortion: his guts were twisted, he had a hunched
-back, his legs were withered. . . .
-
-He had the right to be miserable. He was going back to France
-to-morrow, he had trampled on his mistress's love, and he was
-beginning to doubt himself, to wonder whether his whole life hadn't
-been one ludicrous folly.
-
-He reviewed his life, like a man about to die. Born in another age, he
-would, he supposed, have been religious. He had got over religion
-early, like the measles--at nine a Low Churchman, at twelve a Broad
-Churchman, and at fourteen an Agnostic--but he still retained the
-temperament of a religious man. Intellectually he was a Voltairian,
-emotionally a Bunyanite. To have arrived at this formula was, he felt,
-a distinct advance in self-knowledge. And what a fool he had been with
-Marjorie! The priggishness of his attitude--making her read Wordsworth
-when she didn't want to. Intellectual love--his phrases weren't always
-a blessing; how hopelessly he had deceived himself with words! And now
-this evening the crowning outrage, when he had behaved to her like a
-hysterical anchorite dealing with a temptation. His body tingled, at
-the recollection, with shame.
-
-An idea occurred to him; he would go and see her, tiptoe downstairs to
-her room, kneel by her bed, ask for her forgiveness. He lay quite
-still imagining the whole scene. He even went so far as to get out of
-bed, open the door, which made a noise in the process like a peacock's
-scream, quite unnerving him, and creep to the head of the stairs. He
-stood there a long time, his feet growing colder and colder, and then
-decided that the adventure was really too sordidly like the episode at
-the beginning of Tolstoy's _Resurrection_. The door screamed again as
-he returned; he lay in bed, trying to persuade himself that his
-self-control had been admirable and at the same time cursing his
-absence of courage in not carrying out what he had intended.
-
-He remembered a lecture he had given Marjorie once on the subject of
-Sacred and Profane Love. Poor girl, how had she listened in patience?
-He could see her attending with such a serious expression on her face
-that she looked quite ugly. She looked so beautiful when she was
-laughing or happy; at the Whites', for instance, three nights ago,
-when George and she had danced after dinner and he had sat, secretly
-envious, reading a book in the corner of the room and looking
-superior. He wouldn't learn to dance, but always wished he could. It
-was a barbarous, aphrodisiacal occupation, he said, and he preferred
-to spend his time and energies in reading. Salvationist again! What a
-much wiser person George had proved himself than he. He had no
-prejudices, no theoretical views about the conduct of life; he just
-lived, admirably, naturally, as the spirit or the flesh moved him. If
-only he could live his life again, if only he could abolish this
-evening's monstrous stupidity. . . .
-
-Marjorie also lay awake. She too felt herself distorted with misery.
-How odiously cruel he had been, and how much she longed to forgive
-him! Perhaps he would come in the dark, when all the house was asleep,
-tiptoeing into the room very quietly to kneel by her bed and ask to be
-forgiven. Would he come, she wondered? She stared into the blackness
-above her and about her, willing him to come, commanding him--angry
-and wretched because he was so slow in coming, because he didn't come
-at all. They were both of them asleep before two.
-
-Seven hours of sleep make a surprising difference to the state of
-mind. Guy, who thought he was distorted for life, woke to find himself
-healthily normal. Marjorie's angers and despairs had subsided. The
-hour they had together between breakfast and Guy's departure was
-filled with almost trivial conversation. Guy was determined to say
-something about last's night incident. But it was only at the very
-last moment, when the dog-cart was actually at the door, that he
-managed to bring out some stammered repentance for what had happened
-last night.
-
-"Don't think about it," Marjorie had told him. So they had kissed and
-parted, and their relations were precisely the same as they had been
-before Guy came on leave.
-
-* * * * *
-
-George was sent out a week or two later, and a month after that they
-heard at Blaybury that he had lost a leg--fortunately below the knee.
-
-"Poor boy!" said Mr. Petherton. "I must really write a line to his
-mother at once."
-
-Jacobsen made no comment, but it was a surprise to him to find how
-much he had been moved by the news. George White had lost a leg; he
-couldn't get the thought out of his head. But only below the knee; he
-might be called lucky. Lucky--things are deplorably relative, he
-reflected. One thanks God because He has thought fit to deprive one of
-His creatures of a limb.
-
-"Neither delighteth He in any man's legs," eh? Nous avons changé tout
-cela.
-
-George had lost a leg. There would be no more of that Olympian speed
-and strength and beauty. Jacobsen conjured up before his memory a
-vision of the boy running with his great fawn-coloured dog across
-green expanses of grass. How glorious he had looked, his fine brown
-hair blowing like fire in the wind of his own speed, his cheeks
-flushed, his eyes very bright. And how easily he ran, with long,
-bounding strides, looking down at the dog that jumped and barked at
-his side!
-
-He had had a perfection, and now it was spoilt. Instead of a leg he
-had a stump. _Moignon_, the French called it; there was the right
-repulsive sound about _moignon_ which was lacking in "stump." Soignons
-le moignon en l'oignant d'oignons.
-
-Often, at night before he went to sleep, he couldn't help thinking of
-George and the war and all the millions of _moignons_ there must be in
-the world. He had a dream one night of slimy red knobbles, large
-polyp-like things, growing as he looked at them, swelling between his
-hands--_moignons_, in fact.
-
-George was well enough in the late autumn to come home. He had learnt
-to hop along on his crutches very skilfully, and his preposterous
-donkey-drawn bath-chair soon became a familiar object in the lanes of
-the neighbourhood. It was a grand sight to behold when George rattled
-past at the trot, leaning forward like a young Phoebus in his chariot
-and urging his unwilling beast with voice and crutch. He drove over to
-Blaybury almost every day; Marjorie and he had endless talks about
-life and love and Guy and other absorbing topics. With Jacobsen he
-played piquet and discussed a thousand subjects. He was always gay and
-happy--that was what especially lacerated Jacobsen's heart with pity.
-
-
-
-IV
-
-THE Christmas holidays had begun, and the Reverend Roger was back
-again at Blaybury. He was sitting at the writing-table in the
-drawing-room, engaged, at the moment, in biting the end of his pen and
-scratching his head. His face wore an expression of perplexity; one
-would have said that he was in the throes of literary composition.
-Which indeed he was: "Beloved ward of Alfred Petherton . . ." he said
-aloud. "Beloved ward . . ." He shook his head doubtfully.
-
-The door opened and Jacobsen came into the room. Roger turned round at
-once.
-
-"Have you heard the grievous news?" he said.
-
-"No. What?"
-
-"Poor Guy is dead. We got the telegram half an hour ago."
-
-"Good God!" said Jacobsen in an agonized voice which seemed to show
-that he had been startled out of the calm belonging to one who leads
-the life of reason. He had been conscious ever since George's
-mutilation that his defences were growing weaker; external
-circumstance was steadily encroaching upon him. Now it had broken in
-and, for the moment, he was at its mercy. Guy dead. . . . He pulled
-himself together sufficiently to say, after a pause, "Well, I suppose
-it was only to be expected sooner or later. Poor boy."
-
-"Yes, it's terrible, isn't it?" said Roger, shaking his head. "I am
-just writing out an announcement to send to the _Times_. One can
-hardly say 'the beloved ward of Alfred Petherton,' can one? It doesn't
-sound quite right; and yet one would like somehow to give public
-expression to the deep affection Alfred felt for him. 'Beloved
-ward'--no, decidedly it won't do."
-
-"You'll have to get round it somehow," said Jacobsen. Roger's presence
-somehow made a return to the life of reason easier.
-
-"Poor Alfred," the other went on. "You've no idea how hardly he takes
-it. He feels as though he had given a son."
-
-"What a waste it is!" Jacobsen exclaimed. He was altogether too deeply
-moved.
-
-"I have done my best to console Alfred. One must always bear in mind
-for what Cause he died."
-
-"All those potentialities destroyed. He was an able fellow, was Guy."
-Jacobsen was speaking more to himself than to his companion, but Roger
-took up the suggestion.
-
-"Yes, he certainly was that. Alfred thought he was very promising. It
-is for his sake I am particularly sorry. I never got on very well with
-the boy myself. He was too eccentric for my taste. There's such a
-thing as being too clever, isn't there? It's rather inhuman. He used
-to do most remarkable Greek iambics for me when he was a boy. I dare
-say he was a very good fellow under all that cleverness and queerness.
-It's all very distressing, very grievous."
-
-"How was he killed?"
-
-"Died of wounds yesterday morning. Do you think it would be a good
-thing to put in some quotation at the end of the announcement in the
-paper? Something like, 'Dulce et Decorum,' or 'Sed Miles, sed Pro
-Patria,' or 'Per Ardua ad Astra'?"
-
-"It hardly seems essential," said Jacobsen.
-
-"Perhaps not." Roger's lips moved silently; he was counting.
-"Forty-two words. I suppose that counts as eight lines. Poor Marjorie!
-I hope she won't feel it too bitterly. Alfred told me they were
-unofficially engaged."
-
-"So I gathered."
-
-"I am afraid I shall have to break the news to her. Alfred is too much
-upset to be able to do anything himself. It will be a most painful
-task. Poor girl! I suppose as a matter of fact they would not have
-been able to marry for some time, as Guy had next to no money. These
-early marriages are very rash. Let me see: eight times three shillings
-is one pound four, isn't it? I suppose they take cheques all right?"
-
-"How old was he?" asked Jacobsen.
-
-"Twenty-four and a few months."
-
-Jacobsen was walking restlessly up and down the room. "Just reaching
-maturity! One is thankful these days to have one's own work and
-thoughts to take the mind off these horrors."
-
-"It's terrible, isn't it?--terrible. So many of my pupils have been
-killed now that I can hardly keep count of the number."
-
-There was a tapping at the French window; it was Marjorie asking to be
-let in. She had been cutting holly and ivy for the Christmas
-decorations, and carried a basket full of dark, shining leaves.
-
-Jacobsen unbolted the big window and Marjorie came in, flushed with
-the cold and smiling. Jacobsen had never seen her looking so handsome:
-she was superb, radiant, like Iphigenia coming in her wedding garments
-to the sacrifice.
-
-"The holly is very poor this year," she remarked. "I am afraid we
-shan't make much of a show with our Christmas decorations."
-
-Jacobsen took the opportunity of slipping out through the French
-window. Although it was unpleasantly cold, he walked up and down the
-flagged paths of the Dutch garden, hatless and overcoatless, for quite
-a long time.
-
-Marjorie moved about the drawing-room fixing sprigs of holly round the
-picture frames. Her uncle watched her, hesitating to speak; he was
-feeling enormously uncomfortable.
-
-"I am afraid," he said at last, "that your father's very upset this
-morning." His voice was husky; he made an explosive noise to clear his
-throat.
-
-"Is it his palpitations?" Marjorie asked coolly; her father's
-infirmities did not cause her much anxiety.
-
-"No, no." Roger realized that his opening gambit had been a mistake.
-"No. It is--er--a more mental affliction, and one which, I fear, will
-touch you closely too. Marjorie, you must be strong and courageous; we
-have just heard that Guy is dead."
-
-"Guy dead?" She couldn't believe it; she had hardly envisaged the
-possibility; besides, he was on the Staff. "Oh, Uncle Roger, it isn't
-true."
-
-"I am afraid there is no doubt. The War Office telegram came just
-after you had gone out for the holly."
-
-Marjorie sat down on the sofa and hid her face in her hands. Guy dead;
-she would never see him again, never see him again, never; she began
-to cry.
-
-Roger approached and stood, with his hand on her shoulder, in the
-attitude of a thought-reader. To those overwhelmed by sorrow the touch
-of a friendly hand is often comforting. They have fallen into an
-abyss, and the touching hand serves to remind them that life and God
-and human sympathy still exist, however bottomless the gulf of grief
-may seem. On Marjorie's shoulder her uncle's hand rested with a damp,
-heavy warmth that was peculiarly unpleasant.
-
-"Dear child, it is very grievous, I know; but you must try and be
-strong and bear it bravely. We all have our cross to bear. We shall be
-celebrating the Birth of Christ in two days' time; remember with what
-patience He received the cup of agony. And then remember for what
-Cause Guy has given his life. He has died a hero's death, a martyr's
-death, witnessing to Heaven against the powers of evil." Roger was
-unconsciously slipping into the words of his last sermon in the school
-chapel. "You should feel pride in his death as well as sorrow. There,
-there, poor child." He patted her shoulder two or three times.
-"Perhaps it would be kinder to leave you now."
-
-For some time after her uncle's departure Marjorie sat motionless in
-the same position, her body bent forward, her face in her hands. She
-kept on repeating the words, "Never again," and the sound of them
-filled her with despair and made her cry. They seemed to open up such
-a dreary grey infinite vista--"never again." They were as a spell
-evoking tears.
-
-She got up at last and began walking aimlessly about the room. She
-paused in front of a little old black-framed mirror that hung near the
-window and looked at her reflection in the glass. She had expected
-somehow to look different, to have changed. She was surprised to find
-her face entirely unaltered: grave, melancholy perhaps, but still the
-same face she had looked at when she was doing her hair this morning.
-A curious idea entered her head; she wondered whether she would be
-able to smile now, at this dreadful moment. She moved the muscles of
-her face and was overwhelmed with shame at the sight of the mirthless
-grin that mocked her from the glass. What a beast she was! She burst
-into tears and threw herself again on the sofa, burying her face in a
-cushion. The door opened, and by the noise of shuffling and tapping
-Marjorie recognized the approach of George White on his crutches. She
-did not look up. At the sight of the abject figure on the sofa, George
-halted, uncertain what he should do. Should he quietly go away again,
-or should he stay and try to say something comforting? The sight of
-her lying there gave him almost physical pain. He decided to stay.
-
-He approached the sofa and stood over her, suspended on his crutches.
-Still she did not lift her head, but pressed her face deeper into the
-smothering blindness of the cushion, as though to shut out from her
-consciousness all the external world. George looked down at her in
-silence. The little delicate tendrils of hair on the nape of her neck
-were exquisitely beautiful.
-
-"I was told about it," he said at last, "just now, as I came in. It's
-too awful. I think I cared for Guy more than for almost anyone in the
-world. We both did, didn't we?"
-
-She began sobbing again. George was overcome with remorse, feeling
-that he had somehow hurt her, somehow added to her pain by what he had
-said. "Poor child, poor child," he said, almost aloud. She was a year
-older than he, but she seemed so helplessly and pathetically young now
-that she was crying.
-
-Standing up for long tired him, and he lowered himself, slowly and
-painfully, into the sofa beside her. She looked up at last and began
-drying her eyes.
-
-"I'm so wretched, George, so specially wretched because I feel I
-didn't act rightly towards darling Guy. There were times, you know,
-when I wondered whether it wasn't all a great mistake, our being
-engaged. Sometimes I felt I almost hated him. I'd been feeling so
-odious about him these last weeks. And now comes this, and it makes me
-realize how awful I've been towards him." She found it a relief to
-confide and confess; George was so sympathetic, he would understand.
-"I've been a beast."
-
-Her voice broke, and it was as though something had broken in George's
-head. He was overwhelmed with pity; he couldn't bear it that she
-should suffer.
-
-"You mustn't distress yourself unnecessarily, Marjorie dear," he
-begged her, stroking the back of her hand with his large hard palm.
-"Don't."
-
-Marjorie went on remorselessly. "When Uncle Roger told me just now, do
-you know what I did? I said to myself, Do I really care? I couldn't
-make out. I looked in the glass to see if I could tell from my face.
-Then I suddenly thought I'd see whether I could laugh, and I did. And
-that made me feel how detestable I was, and I started crying again.
-Oh, I have been a beast, George, haven't I?"
-
-She burst into a passion of tears and hid her face once more in the
-friendly cushion. George couldn't bear it at all. He laid his hand on
-her shoulder and bent forward, close to her, till his face almost
-touched her hair. "Don't," he cried. "Don't, Marjorie. You mustn't
-torment yourself like this. I know you loved Guy; we both loved him.
-He would have wanted us to be happy and brave and to go on with
-life--not make his death a source of hopeless despair." There was a
-silence, broken only by the agonizing sound of sobbing. "Marjorie,
-darling, you mustn't cry."
-
-"There, I'm not," said Marjorie through her tears. "I'll try to stop.
-Guy wouldn't have wanted us to cry for him. You're right; he would
-have wanted us to live for him--worthily, in his splendid way."
-
-"We who knew him and loved him must make our lives a memorial of him."
-In ordinary circumstances George would have died rather than make a
-remark like that. But in speaking of the dead, people forget
-themselves and conform to the peculiar obituary convention of thought
-and language. Spontaneously, unconsciously, George had conformed.
-
-Marjorie wiped her eyes. "Thank you, George. You know so well what
-darling Guy would have liked. You've made me feel stronger to bear it.
-But, all the same, I do feel odious for what I thought about him
-sometimes. I didn't love him enough. And now it's too late. I shall
-never see him again." The spell of that "never" worked again: Marjorie
-sobbed despairingly.
-
-George's distress knew no bounds. He put his arm round Marjorie's
-shoulders and kissed her hair. "Don't cry, Marjorie. Everybody feels
-like that sometimes, even towards the people they love most. You
-really mustn't make yourself miserable."
-
-Once more she lifted her face and looked at him with a heart-breaking,
-tearful smile. "You have been too sweet to me, George. I don't know
-what I should have done without you."
-
-"Poor darling!" said George. "I can't bear to see you unhappy." Their
-faces were close to one another, and it seemed natural that at this
-point their lips should meet in a long kiss. "We'll remember only the
-splendid, glorious things about Guy," he went on--"what a wonderful
-person he was, and how much we loved him." He kissed her again.
-
-"Perhaps our darling Guy is with us here even now," said Marjorie,
-with a look of ecstasy on her face.
-
-"Perhaps he is," George echoed.
-
-It was at this point that a heavy footstep was heard and a hand
-rattled at the door. Marjorie and George moved a little farther apart.
-The intruder was Roger, who bustled in, rubbing his hands with an air
-of conscious heartiness, studiously pretending that nothing untoward
-had occurred. It is our English tradition that we should conceal our
-emotions. "Well, well," he said. "I think we had better be going in to
-luncheon. The bell has gone."
-
-
-
-EUPOMPUS GAVE SPLENDOUR TO ART BY NUMBERS
-
-"I HAVE made a discovery," said Emberlin as I entered his room.
-
-"What about?" I asked.
-
-"A discovery," he replied, "about _Discoveries_." He radiated an
-unconcealed satisfaction; the conversation had evidently gone exactly
-as he had intended it to go. He had made his phrase, and, repeating it
-lovingly--"A discovery about _Discoveries_"--he smiled benignly at me,
-enjoying my look of mystification--an expression which, I confess, I
-had purposely exaggerated in order to give him pleasure. For Emberlin,
-in many ways so childish, took an especial delight in puzzling and
-nonplussing his acquaintances; and these small triumphs, these little
-"scores" off people afforded him some of his keenest pleasures. I
-always indulged his weakness when I could, for it was worth while
-being on Emberlin's good books. To be allowed to listen to his
-post-prandial conversation was a privilege indeed. Not only was he
-himself a consummately good talker, but he had also the power of
-stimulating others to talk well. He was like some subtle wine,
-intoxicating just to the Meredithian level of tipsiness. In his
-company you would find yourself lifted to the sphere of nimble and
-mercurial conceptions; you would suddenly realize that some miracle
-had occurred, that you were living no longer in a dull world of
-jumbled things but somewhere above the hotch-potch in a glassily
-perfect universe of ideas, where all was informed, consistent,
-symmetrical. And it was Emberlin who, godlike, had the power of
-creating this new and real world. He built it out of words, this
-crystal Eden, where no belly-going snake, devourer of quotidian dirt,
-might ever enter and disturb its harmonies. Since I first knew
-Emberlin I have come to have a greatly enhanced respect for magic and
-all the formules of its liturgy. If by words Emberlin can create a new
-world for me, can make my spirit slough off completely the domination
-of the old, why should not he or I or anyone, having found the
-suitable phrases, exert by means of them an influence more vulgarly
-miraculous upon the world of mere things? Indeed, when I compare
-Emberlin and the common or garden black magician of commerce, it seems
-to me that Emberlin is the greater thaumaturge. But let that pass; I
-am straying from my purpose, which was to give some description of the
-man who so confidentially whispered to me that he had made a discovery
-about _Discoveries_.
-
-In the best sense of the word, then, Emberlin was academic. For us who
-knew him his rooms were an oasis of aloofness planted secretly in the
-heart of the desert of London. He exhaled an atmosphere that combined
-the fantastic speculativeness of the undergraduate with the more
-mellowed oddity of incredibly wise and antique dons. He was immensely
-erudite, but in a wholly unencyclopćdic way--a mine of irrelevant
-information, as his enemies said of him. He wrote a certain amount,
-but, like Mallarmé, avoided publication, deeming it akin to "the
-offence of exhibitionism." Once, however, in the folly of youth, some
-dozen years ago, he had published a volume of verses. He spent a good
-deal of time now in assiduously collecting copies of his book and
-burning them. There can be but very few left in the world now. My
-friend Cope had the fortune to pick one up the other day--a little
-blue book, which he showed me very secretly. I am at a loss to
-understand why Emberlin wishes to stamp out all trace of it. There is
-nothing to be ashamed of in the book; some of the verses, indeed, are,
-in their young ecstatic fashion, good. But they are certainly
-conceived in a style that is unlike that of his present poems. Perhaps
-it is that which makes him so implacable against them. What he writes
-now for very private manuscript circulation is curious stuff. I
-confess I prefer the earlier work; I do not like the stony, hard-edged
-quality of this sort of thing--the only one I can remember of his
-later productions. It is a sonnet on a porcelain figure of a woman,
-dug up at Cnossus:
-
- "Her eyes of bright unwinking glaze
- All imperturbable do not
- Even make pretences to regard
- The jutting absence of her stays
- Where many a Syrian gallipot
- Excites desire with spilth of nard.
- The bistred rims above the fard
- Of cheeks as red as bergamot
- Attest that no shamefaced delays
- Will clog fulfilment nor retard
- Full payment of the Cyprian's praise
- Down to the last remorseful jot.
- Hail priestess of we know not what
- Strange cult of Mycenean days!"
-
-Regrettably, I cannot remember any of Emberlin's French poems. His
-peculiar muse expresses herself better, I think, in that language than
-in her native tongue.
-
-Such is Emberlin; such, I should rather say, _was_ he, for, as I
-propose to show, he is not now the man that he was when he whispered
-so confidentially to me, as I entered the room, that he had made a
-discovery about _Discoveries_.
-
-I waited patiently till he had finished his little game of
-mystification and, when the moment seemed ripe, I asked him to explain
-himself. Emberlin was ready to open out.
-
-"Well," he began, "these are the facts--a tedious introduction, I
-fear, but necessary. Years ago, when I was first reading Ben Jonson's
-_Discoveries_, that queer jotting of his, 'Eupompus gave splendour to
-Art by Numbers,' tickled my curiosity. You yourself must have been
-struck by the phrase, everybody must have noticed it; and everybody
-must have noticed too that no commentator has a word to say on the
-subject. That is the way of commentators--the obvious points fulsomely
-explained and discussed, the hard passages, about which one might want
-to know something passed over in the silence of sheer ignorance.
-'Eupompus gave splendour to Art by Numbers'--the absurd phrase stuck
-in my head. At one time it positively haunted me. I used to chant it
-in my bath, set to music as an anthem. It went like this, so far as I
-remember"--and he burst into song: "'Eupompus, Eu-u-pompus gave
-sple-e-e-endour . . .'" and so on, through all the repetitions, the
-dragged-out rises and falls of a parodied anthem.
-
-"I sing you this," he said when he had finished, "just to show you
-what a hold that dreadful sentence took upon my mind. For eight years,
-off and on, its senselessness has besieged me. I have looked up
-Eupompus in all the obvious books of reference, of course. He is there
-all right--Alexandrian artist, eternized by some wretched little
-author in some even wretcheder little anecdote, which at the moment I
-entirely forget; it had nothing, at any rate, to do with the
-embellishment of art by numbers. Long ago I gave up the search as
-hopeless; Eupompus remained for me a shadowy figure of mystery, author
-of some nameless outrage, bestower of some forgotten benefit upon the
-art that he practised. His history seemed wrapt in an impenetrable
-darkness. And then yesterday I discovered all about him and his art
-and his numbers. A chance discovery, than which few things have given
-me a greater pleasure.
-
-"I happened upon it, as I say, yesterday when I was glancing through a
-volume of Zuylerius. Not, of course, the Zuylerius one knows," he
-added quickly, "otherwise one would have had the heart out of
-Eupompus' secret years ago."
-
-"Of course," I repeated, "not the familiar Zuylerius."
-
-"Exactly," said Emberlin, taking seriously my flippancy, "not the
-familiar John Zuylerius, Junior, but the elder Henricus Zuylerius, a
-much less--though perhaps undeservedly so--renowned figure than his
-son. But this is not the time to discuss their respective merits. At
-any rate, I discovered in a volume of critical dialogues by the elder
-Zuylerius, the reference, to which, without doubt, Jonson was
-referring in his note. (It was of course a mere jotting, never meant
-to be printed, but which Jonson's literary executors pitched into the
-book with all the rest of the available posthumous materials.)
-'Eupompus gave splendour to Art by Numbers'--Zuylerius gives a very
-circumstantial account of the process. He must, I suppose, have found
-the sources for it in some writer now lost to us."
-
-Emberlin paused a moment to muse. The loss of the work of any ancient
-writer gave him the keenest sorrow. I rather believe he had written a
-version of the unrecovered books of Petronius. Some day I hope I shall
-be permitted to see what conception Emberlin has of the _Satyricon_ as
-a whole. He would, I am sure, do Petronius justice--almost too much,
-perhaps.
-
-"What was the story of Eupompus?" I asked. "I am all curiosity to
-know."
-
-Emberlin heaved a sigh and went on.
-
-"Zuylerius' narrative," he said, "is very bald, but on the whole
-lucid; and I think it gives one the main points of the story. I will
-give it you in my own words; that is preferable to reading his Dutch
-Latin. Eupompus, then, was one of the most fashionable
-portrait-painters of Alexandria. His clientele was large, his business
-immensely profitable. For a half-length in oils the great courtesans
-would pay him a month's earnings. He would paint likenesses of the
-merchant princes in exchange for the costliest of their outlandish
-treasures. Coal-black potentates would come a thousand miles out of
-Ethiopia to have a miniature limned on some specially choice panel of
-ivory; and for payment there would be camel-loads of gold and spices.
-Fame, riches, and honour came to him while he was yet young; an
-unparalleled career seemed to lie before him. And then, quite
-suddenly, he gave it all up--refused to paint another portrait. The
-doors of his studio were closed. It was in vain that clients, however
-rich, however distinguished, demanded admission; the slaves had their
-order; Eupompus would see no one but his own intimates."
-
-Emberlin made a pause in his narrative.
-
-"What was Eupompus doing?" I asked.
-
-"He was, of course," said Emberlin, "occupied in giving splendour to
-Art by Numbers. And this, as far as I can gather from Zuylerius, is
-how it all happened. He just suddenly fell in love with numbers--head
-over ears, amorous of pure counting. Number seemed to him to be the
-sole reality, the only thing about which the mind of man could be
-certain. To count was the one thing worth doing, because it was the
-one thing you could be sure of doing right. Thus, art, that it may
-have any value at all, must ally itself with reality--must, that is,
-possess a numerical foundation. He carried the idea into practice by
-painting the first picture in his new style. It was a gigantic canvas,
-covering several hundred square feet--I have no doubt that Eupompus
-could have told you the exact area to an inch--and upon it was
-represented an illimitable ocean covered, as far as the eye could
-reach in every direction, with a multitude of black swans. There were
-thirty-three thousand of these black swans, each, even though it might
-be but a speck on the horizon, distinctly limned. In the middle of the
-ocean was an island, upon which stood a more or less human figure
-having three eyes, three arms and legs, three breasts and three
-navels. In the leaden sky three suns were dimly expiring. There was
-nothing more in the picture; Zuylerius describes it exactly. Eupompus
-spent nine months of hard work in painting it. The privileged few who
-were allowed to see it pronounced it, finished, a masterpiece. They
-gathered round Eupompus in a little school, calling themselves the
-Philarithmics. They would sit for hours in front of his great work,
-contemplating the swans and counting them; according to the
-Philarithmics, to count and to contemplate were the same thing.
-
-"Eupompus' next picture, representing an orchard of identical trees
-set in quincunxes, was regarded with less favour by the connoisseurs.
-His studies of crowds were, however, more highly esteemed; in these
-were portrayed masses of people arranged in groups that exactly
-imitated the number and position of the stars making up various of the
-more famous constellations. And then there was his famous picture of
-the amphitheatre, which created a furore among the Philarithmics.
-Zuylerius again gives us a detailed description. Tier upon tier of
-seats are seen, all occupied by strange Cyclopean figures. Each tier
-accommodates more people than the tier below, and the number rises in
-a complicated but regular progression. All the figures seated in the
-amphitheatre possess but a single eye, enormous and luminous, planted
-in the middle of the forehead: and all these thousands of single eyes
-are fixed, in a terrible and menacing scrutiny, upon a dwarf-like
-creature cowering pitiably in the arena. . . . He alone of the
-multitude possesses two eyes.
-
-"I would give anything to see that picture," Emberlin added, after a
-pause. "The colouring, you know; Zuylerius gives no hint, but I feel
-somehow certain that the dominant tone must have been a fierce
-brick-red--a red granite amphitheatre filled with a red-robed
-assembly, sharply defined against an implacable blue sky."
-
-"Their eyes would be green," I suggested.
-
-Emberlin closed his eyes to visualize the scene and then nodded a slow
-and rather dubious assent.
-
-"Up to this point," Emberlin resumed at length, "Zuylerius' account is
-very clear. But his descriptions of the later philarithmic art become
-extremely obscure; I doubt whether he understood in the least what it
-was all about. I will give you such meaning as I manage to extract
-from his chaos. Eupompus seems to have grown tired of painting merely
-numbers of objects. He wanted now to represent Number itself. And then
-he conceived the plan of rendering visible the fundamental ideas of
-life through the medium of those purely numerical terms into which,
-according to him, they must ultimately resolve themselves. Zuylerius
-speaks vaguely of a picture of Eros, which seems to have consisted of
-a series of interlacing planes. Eupompus' fancy seems next to have
-been taken by various of the Socratic dialogues upon the nature of
-general ideas, and he made a series of illustrations for them in the
-same arithmo-geometric style. Finally there is Zuylerius' wild
-description of the last picture that Eupompus ever painted. I can make
-very little of it. The subject of the work, at least, is clearly
-stated; it was a representation of Pure Number, or God and the
-Universe, or whatever you like to call that pleasingly inane
-conception of totality. It was a picture of the cosmos seen, I take
-it, through a rather Neoplatonic _camera obscura--_very clear and in
-small. Zuylerius suggests a design of planes radiating out from a
-single point of light. I dare say something of the kind came in.
-Actually, I have no doubt, the work was a very adequate rendering in
-visible form of the conception of the one and the many, with all the
-intermediate stages of enlightenment between matter and the _Fons
-Deitatis_. However, it's no use speculating what the picture may have
-been going to look like. Poor old Eupompus went mad before he had
-completely finished it and, after he had dispatched two of the
-admiring Philarithmics with a hammer, he flung himself out of the
-window and broke his neck. That was the end of him, and that was how
-he gave splendour, regrettably transient, to Art by Numbers."
-
-Emberlin stopped. We brooded over our pipes in silence; poor old
-Eupompus!
-
-* * * * *
-
-That was four months ago, and to-day Emberlin is a confirmed and
-apparently irreclaimable Philarithmic, a quite whole-hearted
-Eupompian.
-
-It was always Emberlin's way to take up the ideas that he finds in
-books and to put them into practice. He was once, for example, a
-working alchemist, and attained to considerable proficiency in the
-Great Art. He studied mnemonics under Bruno and Raymond Lully, and
-constructed for himself a model of the latter's syllogizing machine,
-in hopes of gaining that universal knowledge which the Enlightened
-Doctor guaranteed to its user. This time it is Eupompianism, and the
-thing has taken hold of him. I have held up to him all the hideous
-warnings that I can find in history. But it is no use.
-
-There is the pitiable spectacle of Dr. Johnson under the tyranny of an
-Eupompian ritual, counting the posts and the paving-stones of Fleet
-Street. He himself knew best how nearly a madman he was.
-
-And then I count as Eupompians all gamblers, all calculating boys, all
-interpreters of the prophecies of Daniel and the Apocalypse; then too
-the Elberfeld horses, most complete of all Eupompians.
-
-And here was Emberlin joining himself to this sect, degrading himself
-to the level of counting beasts and irrational children and men, more
-or less insane. Dr. Johnson was at least born with a strain of the
-Eupompian aberration in him; Emberlin is busily and consciously
-acquiring it. My expostulations, the expostulations of all his
-friends, are as yet unavailing. It is in vain that I tell Emberlin
-that counting is the easiest thing in the world to do, that when I am
-utterly exhausted, my brain, for lack of ability to perform any other
-work, just counts and reckons, like a machine, like an Elberfeld
-horse. It all falls on deaf ears; Emberlin merely smiles and shows me
-some new numerical joke that he has discovered. Emberlin can never
-enter a tiled bathroom now without counting how many courses of tiles
-there are from floor to ceiling. He regards it as an interesting fact
-that there are twenty-six rows of tiles in his bathroom and thirty-two
-in mine, while all the public lavatories in Holborn have the same
-number. He knows now how many paces it is from any one point in London
-to any other. I have given up going for walks with him. I am always
-made so distressingly conscious by his preoccupied look, that he is
-counting his steps.
-
-His evenings, too, have become profoundly melancholy; the
-conversation, however well it may begin, always comes round to the
-same nauseating subject. We can never escape numbers; Eupompus haunts
-us. It is not as if we were mathematicians and could discuss problems
-of any interest or value. No, none of us are mathematicians, least of
-all Emberlin. Emberlin likes talking about such points as the
-numerical significance of the Trinity, the immense importance of its
-being three in one, not forgetting the even greater importance of its
-being one in three. He likes giving us statistics about the speed of
-light or the rate of growth in fingernails. He loves to speculate on
-the nature of odd and even numbers. And he seems to be unconscious how
-much he has changed for the worse. He is happy in an exclusively
-absorbing interest. It is as though some mental leprosy had fallen
-upon his intelligence.
-
-In another year or so, I tell Emberlin, he may almost be able to
-compete with the calculating horses on their own ground. He will have
-lost all traces of his reason, but he will be able to extract cube
-roots in his head. It occurs to me that the reason why Eupompus killed
-himself was not that he was mad; on the contrary, it was because he
-was, temporarily, sane. He had been mad for years, and then suddenly
-the idiot's self-complacency was lit up by a flash of sanity. By its
-momentary light he saw into what gulfs of imbecility he had plunged.
-He saw and understood, and the full horror, the lamentable absurdity
-of the situation made him desperate. He vindicated Eupompus against
-Eupompianism, humanity against the Philarithmics. It gives me the
-greatest pleasure to think that he disposed of two of that hideous
-crew before he died himself.
-
-
-
-HAPPY FAMILIES
-
-THE scene is a conservatory. Luxuriant tropical plants are seen
-looming through a greenish aquarium twilight, punctuated here and
-there by the surprising pink of several Chinese lanterns hanging from
-the roof or on the branches of trees, while a warm yellow radiance
-streams out from the ball-room by a door on the left of the scene.
-Through the glass of the conservatory, at the back of the stage, one
-perceives a black-and-white landscape under the moon--expanses of
-snow, lined and dotted with coal-black hedges and trees. Outside is
-frost and death: but within the conservatory all is palpitating and
-steaming with tropical life and heat. Enormous fantastic plants
-encumber it; trees, creepers that writhe with serpentine life, orchids
-of every kind. Everywhere dense vegetation; horrible flowers that look
-like bottled spiders, like suppurating wounds; flowers with eyes and
-tongues, with moving, sensitive tentacles, with breasts and teeth and
-spotted skins.
-
-The strains of a waltz float in through the ball-room door, and to
-that slow, soft music there enter, in parallel processions, the two
-families which are respectively Mr. Aston J. Tyrrell and Miss Topsy
-Garrick.
-
-The doyen of the Tyrrell family is a young and perhaps too cultured
-literary man with rather long, dark brown hair, a face well cut and
-sensitive, if a trifle weak about the lower jaw, and a voice whose
-exquisite modulations could only be the product of education at one of
-the two Great Universities. We will call him plain Aston. Miss Topsy,
-the head of the Garrick family, is a young woman of not quite twenty,
-with sleek, yellow hair hanging, like a page's, short and thick about
-her ears; boyish, too, in her slenderness and length of leg--boyish,
-but feminine and attractive to the last degree. Miss Topsy paints
-charmingly, sings in a small, pure voice that twists the heart and
-makes the bowels yearn in the hearing of it, is well educated, and has
-read, or at least heard of, most of the best books in three languages,
-knows something, too, of economics and the doctrines of Freud.
-
-They enter arm in arm, fresh from the dance, trailing behind them with
-their disengaged hands two absurd ventriloquist's dummies of
-themselves. They sit down on a bench placed in the middle of the stage
-under a kind of arbour festooned with fabulous flowers. The other
-members of the two families lurk in the tropical twilight of the
-background.
-
-Aston advances his dummy and makes it speak, moving its mouth and
-limbs appropriately by means of the secret levers which his hand
-controls.
-
-ASTON'S DUMMY.
-
-What a perfect floor it is to-night!
-
-TOPSY'S DUMMY.
-
-Yes, it's like ice, isn't it? And such a good band.
-
-ASTON'S DUMMY.
-
-Oh yes, a very good band.
-
-TOPSY'S DUMMY.
-
-They play at dinner-time at the Necropole, you know.
-
-ASTON'S DUMMY.
-
-Really! (_A long, uncomfortable silence._)
-
-(_From under a lofty twangum tree emerges the figure of CAIN
-WASHINGTON TYRRELL, ASTON'S negro brother--for the TYRRELLS, I regret
-to say, have a lick of the tar-brush in them and CAIN is a Mendelian
-throwback to the pure Jamaican type. CAIN is stout and his black face
-shines with grease. The whites of his eyes are like enamel, his smile
-is chryselephantine. He is dressed in faultless evening dress and a
-ribbon of seals tinkles on his stomach. He walks with legs wide apart,
-the upper part of his body thrown back and his belly projecting, as
-though he were supporting the weight of an Aristophanic actor's
-costume. He struts up and down in front of the couple on the seat,
-grinning and slapping himself on the waistcoat._)
-
-CAIN.
-
-What hair, nyum nyum! and the nape of her neck; and her body--how
-slender! and what lovely movements, nyum nyum! (_Approaching ASTON and
-speaking into his ear._) Eh? eh? eh?
-
-ASTON.
-
-Go away, you pig. Go away. (_He holds up his dummy as a shield: CAIN
-retires discomfited._)
-
-ASTON'S DUMMY.
-
-Have you read any amusing novels lately?
-
-TOPSY.
-
-(_Speaking over the head of her dummy._) No; I never read novels. They
-are mostly so frightful, aren't they?
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_Enthusiastically._) How splendid! Neither do I. I only write them
-sometimes, that's all. (_They abandon their dummies, which fall limply
-into one another's arms and collapse on to the floor with an expiring
-sigh._)
-
-TOPSY.
-
-You write them? I didn't know. . . .
-
-ASTON.
-
-Oh, I'd very much rather you didn't know. I shouldn't like you ever to
-read one of them. They're all awful: still, they keep the pot boiling,
-you know. But tell me, what do you read?
-
-TOPSY.
-
-Mostly history, and philosophy, and a little criticism and psychology,
-and lots of poetry.
-
-ASTON.
-
-My dear young lady! how wonderful, how altogether unexpectedly
-splendid. (_CAIN emerges with the third brother, SIR JASPER, who is a
-paler, thinner, more sinister and aristocratic ASTON._)
-
-CAIN.
-
-Nyum nyum nyum. . . .
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-What a perfect sentence that was of yours, Aston: quite Henry
-Jamesian! "My dear young lady"--as though you were forty years her
-senior; and the rare old-worldliness of that "altogether unexpectedly
-splendid"! Admirable. I don't remember your ever employing quite
-exactly this opening gambit before: but of course there were things
-very like it. (_To CAIN._) What a nasty spectacle you are, Cain,
-gnashing your teeth like that!
-
-CAIN.
-
-Nyum nyum nyum.
-
-(_ASTON and TOPSY are enthusiastically talking about books: the two
-brothers, finding themselves quite unnoticed, retire into the shade of
-their twangum tree. BELLE GARRICK has been hovering behind TOPSY for
-some time past. She is more obviously pretty than her sister,
-full-bosomed and with a loose, red, laughing mouth. Unable to attract
-TOPSY'S attention, she turns round and calls, "HENRIKA." A pale face
-with wide, surprised eyes peeps round the trunk, hairy like a
-mammoth's leg, of a kadapoo tree with magenta leaves and
-flame-coloured blossoms. This is HENRIKA, TOPSY'S youngest sister. She
-is dressed in a little white muslin frock set off with blue ribbons._)
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-(_Tiptoes forward._) Here I am; what is it? I was rather frightened of
-that man. But he really seems quite nice and tame, doesn't he?
-
-BELLE.
-
-Of course he is! What a goose you are to hide like that!
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-He seems a nice, quiet, gentle man; and _so_ clever.
-
-BELLE.
-
-What good hands he has, hasn't he? (_Approaching TOPSY and whispering
-in her ear._) Your hair's going into your eyes, my dear. Toss it back
-in that pretty way you have. (_TOPSY tosses her head; the soft, golden
-bell of hair quivers elastically about her ears._) That's right!
-
-CAIN.
-
-(_Bounding into the air and landing with feet apart, knees bent, and a
-hand on either knee._) Oh, nyum nyum!
-
-ASTON.
-
-Oh, the beauty of that movement! It simply makes one catch one's
-breath with surprised pleasure, as the gesture of a perfect dancer
-might.
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-Beautiful, wasn't it?--a pleasure purely ćsthetic and ćsthetically
-pure. Listen to Cain.
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_To TOPSY._) And do you ever try writing yourself? I'm sure you ought
-to.
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-Yes, yes, we're sure you ought to. Eh, Cain?
-
-TOPSY.
-
-Well, I have written a little poetry--or rather a few bad verses--at
-one time or another.
-
-ASTON.
-
-Really now! What about, may I ask?
-
-TOPSY.
-
-Well . . . (_hesitating_) about different things, you know. (_She fans
-herself rather nervously._)
-
-BELLE.
-
-(_Leaning over TOPSY'S shoulder and addressing ASTON directly._)
-Mostly about Love. (_She dwells long and voluptuously on the last
-word, pronouncing it "lovv" rather than "luvv."_)
-
-CAIN.
-
-Oh, dat's good, dat's good; dat's dam good. (_In moments of emotion
-CAIN'S manners and language savour more obviously than usual of the
-Old Plantation._) Did yoh see her face den?
-
-BELLE.
-
-(_Repeats, slowly and solemnly._) Mostly about Love.
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-Oh, oh. (_She covers her face with her hands._) How could you? It
-makes me tingle all over. (_She runs behind the kadapoo tree again._)
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_Very seriously and intelligently._) Really. That's very interesting.
-I wish you'd let me see what you've done some time.
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-We always like to see these things, don't we, Aston? Do you remember
-Mrs. Towler? How pretty she was! And the way we criticized her
-literary productions. . . .
-
-ASTON.
-
-Mrs. Towler. . . . (_He shudders as though he had touched something
-soft and filthy._) Oh, don't, Jasper, don't!
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-Dear Mrs. Towler! We were very nice about her poems, weren't we? Do
-you remember the one that began:
-
- "My Love is like a silvern flower-de-luce
- Within some wondrous dream-garden pent:
- God made my lovely lily not for use,
- But for an ornament."
-
-Even Cain, I believe, saw the joke of that.
-
-ASTON.
-
-Mrs. Towler--oh, my God! But this is quite different: this girl really
-interests me.
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-Oh yes, I know, I know. She interests you too, Cain, doesn't she?
-
-CAIN.
-
-(_Prances two or three steps of a cake-walk and sings._) Oh, ma honey,
-oh, ma honey.
-
-ASTON.
-
-But, I tell you, this is quite different.
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-Of course it is. Any fool could see that it was. I've admitted it
-already.
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_To TOPSY._) You will show them me, won't you? I should so much like
-to see them.
-
-TOPSY.
-
-(_Covered with confusion._) No, I really couldn't. You're a
-professional, you see.
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-(_From behind the kadapoo tree._) No, you mustn't show them to him.
-They're really mine, you know, a great many of them.
-
-BELLE.
-
-Nonsense! (_She stoops down and moves TOPSY'S foot in such a way that
-a very well-shaped, white-stockinged leg is visible some way up the
-calf. Then, to TOPSY._) Pull your skirt down, my dear. You're quite
-indecent.
-
-CAIN.
-
-(_Putting up his monocle._) Oh, nyum nyum, ma honey! Come wid me to
-Dixie Land. . . .
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-H'm, a little conscious, don't you think?
-
-ASTON.
-
-But even professionals are human, my dear young lady. And perhaps I
-might be able to give you some help with your writings.
-
-TOPSY.
-
-That's awfully kind of you, Mr. Tyrrell.
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-Oh, don't let him see them. I don't want him to. Don't let him.
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_With heavy charm._) It always interests me so much when I hear of
-the young--and I trust you won't be offended if I include you in their
-number--when I hear of the young taking to writing. It is one of the
-most important duties that we of the older generation can perform--to
-help and encourage the young with their work. It's a great service to
-the cause of Art.
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-That was what I was always saying to Mrs. Towler, if I remember
-rightly.
-
-TOPSY.
-
-I can't tell you, Mr. Tyrrell, how delightful it is to have one's work
-taken seriously. I am so grateful to you. May I send you my little
-efforts, then?
-
-CAIN.
-
-(_Executes a step dance to the furious clicking of a pair of bones._)
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-I congratulate you, Aston. A most masterful bit of strategy.
-
-BELLE.
-
-I wonder what he'll do next. Isn't it exciting? Topsy, toss your head
-again. That's right. Oh, I wish something would happen!
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-What have you done? Oh, Topsy, you really mustn't send him my poems.
-
-BELLE.
-
-You said he was such a nice man just now.
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-Oh yes, he's nice, I know. But then he's a man, you must admit that. I
-don't want him to see them.
-
-TOPSY.
-
-(_Firmly._) You're being merely foolish, Henrika. Mr. Tyrrell, a very
-distinguished literary man, has been kind enough to take an interest
-in my work. His criticism will be the greatest help to me.
-
-BELLE.
-
-Of course it will, and he has such charming eyes. (_A pause. The
-music, which has, all this while, been faintly heard through the
-ball-room door, becomes more audible. They are playing a rich, creamy
-waltz._) What delicious music! Henrika, come and have a dance. (_She
-seizes HENRIKA round the waist and begins to waltz. HENRIKA is
-reluctant at first, but little by little the rhythm of the dance takes
-possession of her till, with her half-closed eyes and languorous,
-trance-like movements, she might figure as the visible living symbol
-of the waltz. ASTON and TOPSY lean back in their seats, marking the
-time with a languid beating of the hand. CAIN sways and swoons and
-revolves in his own peculiar and inimitable version of the dance._)
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-(_Who has been watching the whole scene with amusement._) What a
-pretty spectacle! "Music hath charms. . . ."
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-(_In an almost extinct voice._) Oh, Belle, Belle, I could go on
-dancing like this for ever. I feel quite intoxicated with it.
-
-TOPSY.
-
-(_To ASTON._) What a jolly tune this is!
-
-ASTON.
-
-Isn't it? It's called "Dreams of Desire," I believe.
-
-BELLE.
-
-What a pretty name!
-
-TOPSY.
-
-These are wonderful flowers here.
-
-ASTON.
-
-Let's go and have a look at them.
-
-(_They get up and walk round the conservatory. The flowers light up as
-they pass; in the midst of each is a small electric globe._)
-
-ASTON.
-
-This purple one with eyes is the assafoetida flower. Don't put your
-nose too near; it has a smell like burning flesh. This is a
-Cypripedium from Sumatra. It is the only man-eating flower in the
-world. Notice its double set of teeth. (_He puts a stick into the
-mouth of the flower, which instantly snaps to, like a steel trap._)
-Nasty, vicious brute! These blossoms like purple sponges belong to the
-twangum tree; when you squeeze them they ooze blood. This is the
-Jonesia, the octopus of the floral world: each of its eight tentacles
-is armed with a sting capable of killing a horse. Now this is a most
-interesting and instructive flower--the patchouli bloom. It is perhaps
-the most striking example in nature of structural specialization
-brought about by Evolution. If only Darwin had lived to see the
-patchouli plant! You have heard of flowers specially adapting
-themselves to be fertilized by bees or butterflies or spiders and
-such-like? Well, this plant which grows in the forests of Guatemala
-can only be fertilized by English explorers. Observe the structure of
-the flower; at the base is a flat, projecting pan, containing the
-pistil; above it an overarching tube ending in a spout. On either side
-a small crevice about three-quarters of an inch in length may be
-discerned in the fleshy lobes of the calix. The English traveller
-seeing this plant is immediately struck by its resemblance to those
-penny-in-the-slot machines which provide scent for the public in the
-railway stations at home. Through sheer force of habit he takes a
-penny from his pocket and inserts it in one of the crevices or slots.
-Immediate result--a jet of highly scented liquid pollen is discharged
-from the spout upon the pistil lying below, and the plant is
-fertilized. Could anything be more miraculous? And yet there are those
-who deny the existence of God. Poor fools!
-
-TOPSY.
-
-Wonderful! (_Sniffing._) What a good scent.
-
-ASTON.
-
-The purest patchouli.
-
-BELLE.
-
-How delicious! Oh, my dear . . . (_She shuts her eyes in ecstasy._)
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-(_Drowsily._) Delicious, 'licious. . . .
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-I always like these rather _canaille_ perfumes. Their effect is
-admirable.
-
-ASTON.
-
-This is the leopard-flower. Observe its spotted skin and its thorns
-like agate claws. This is the singing Alocusia--Alocusia
-Cantatrix--discovered by Humboldt during his second voyage to the
-Amazons. If you stroke its throat in the right place, it will begin to
-sing like a nightingale. Allow me. (_He takes her by the wrist and
-guides her fingers towards the palpitating throat of a gigantic flower
-shaped like a gramophone trumpet. The Alocusia bursts into song; it
-has a voice like Caruso's._)
-
-CAIN.
-
-Oh, nyum nyum! What a hand! Oh, ma honey. (_He runs a thick black
-finger along TOPSY'S arm._)
-
-TOPSY.
-
-What a remarkable flower!
-
-BELLE.
-
-I wonder whether he stroked my arm like that by accident or on
-purpose.
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-(_Gives a little shiver._) He's touching me, he's touching me! But
-somehow I feel so sleepy I can't move.
-
-TOPSY.
-
-(_She moves on towards the next flower: BELLE does not allow her to
-disengage her hand at once._) What a curious smell this one has!
-
-ASTON.
-
-Be careful, be careful! That's the chloroform plant.
-
-TOPSY.
-
-Oh, I feel quite dizzy and faint. That smell and the heat . . . (_She
-almost falls: ASTON puts out his arm and holds her up._)
-
-ASTON.
-
-Poor child!
-
-CAIN.
-
-Poh chile, poh chile! (_He hovers round her, his hands almost touching
-her, trembling with excitement: his white eyeballs roll horribly._)
-
-ASTON.
-
-I'll open the door. The air will make you feel better. (_He opens the
-conservatory door, still supporting TOPSY with his right arm. The wind
-is heard, fearfully whistling: a flurry of snow blows into the
-conservatory. The flowers utter piercing screams of rage and fear;
-their lights flicker wildly; several turn perfectly black and drop on
-to the floor writhing in agony. The floral octopus agitates its
-tentacles; the twangum blooms drip blood; all the leaves of all the
-trees clap together with a dry, scaly sound._)
-
-TOPSY.
-
-(_Faintly._) Thank you; that's better.
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_Closing the door._) Poor child! Come and sit down again; the
-chloroform flower is a real danger. (_Much moved, he leads her back
-towards the seat._)
-
-CAIN.
-
-(_Executes a war dance round the seated couple._) Poh chile, poh
-chile! Nyum nyum nyum.
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-One perceives the well-known dangers of playing the Good Samaritan
-towards an afflicted member of the opposite sex. Pity has touched even
-our good Cain to tears.
-
-BELLE.
-
-Oh, I wonder what's going to happen! It's so exciting. I'm so glad
-Henrika's gone to sleep.
-
-TOPSY.
-
-It was silly of me to go all faint like that.
-
-ASTON.
-
-I ought to have warned you in time of the chloroform flower.
-
-BELLE.
-
-But it's such a lovely feeling now--like being in a very hot bath with
-lots of verbena bath-salts, and hardly able to move with limpness, but
-just ever so comfortable and happy.
-
-ASTON.
-
-How do you feel now? I'm afraid you're looking very pale. Poor child!
-
-CAIN.
-
-Poh chile, poh chile! . . .
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-I don't know much about these things, but it seems to me, my dear
-Aston, that the moment has decidedly arrived.
-
-ASTON.
-
-I'm so sorry. You poor little thing . . . (_He kisses her very gently
-on the forehead._)
-
-BELLE.
-
-A--a--h.
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-Oh! He kissed me: but he's so kind and good, so kind and good. (_She
-stirs and falls back again into her drowsy trance._)
-
-CAIN.
-
-Poh chile, poh chile! (_He leans over ASTON'S shoulder and begins
-rudely kissing TOPSY'S trance-calm, parted lips. TOPSY opens her eyes
-and sees the black, greasy face, the chryselephantine smile, the pink,
-thick lips, the goggling eyeballs of white enamel. She screams.
-HENRIKA springs up and screams too. TOPSY slips on to the floor, and
-CAIN and ASTON are left face to face with HENRIKA, pale as death and
-with wide-open, terrified eyes. She is trembling in every limb._)
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_Gives CAIN a push that sends him sprawling backwards, and falls on
-his knees before the pathetic figure of HENRIKA._) Oh, I'm so sorry,
-I'm so sorry. What a beast I am! I don't know what I can have been
-thinking of to do such a thing.
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-My dear boy, I'm afraid you and Cain knew only too well what you were
-thinking of. Only too well . . .
-
-ASTON.
-
-Will you forgive me? I can't forgive myself.
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-Oh, you hurt me, you frightened me so much. I can't bear it. (_She
-cries._)
-
-ASTON.
-
-O God! O God! (_The tears start into his eyes also. He takes HENRIKA'S
-hand and begins to kiss it._) I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-If you're not very careful, Aston, you'll have Cain to deal with
-again. (_CAIN has picked himself up and is creeping stealthily towards
-the couple in the centre of the conservatory._)
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_Turning round._) Cain, you brute, go to hell! (_CAIN slinks back._)
-Oh, will you forgive me for having been such a swine? What can I do?
-
-TOPSY.
-
-(_Who has recovered her self-possession, rises to her feet and pushes
-HENRIKA into the background._) Thank you, it is really quite all
-right. I think it would be best to say no more about it, to forget
-what has happened.
-
-ASTON.
-
-Will you forgive me, then?
-
-TOPSY.
-
-Of course, of course. Please get up, Mr. Tyrrell.
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_Climbing to his feet._) I can't think how I ever came to be such a
-brute.
-
-TOPSY.
-
-(_Coldly._) I thought we had agreed not to talk about this incident
-any further. (_There is a silence._)
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-Well, Aston? This has been rather fun.
-
-BELLE.
-
-I wish you hadn't been quite so cold with him, Topsy. Poor man! He
-really is very sorry. One can see that.
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-But did you see that awful face? (_She shudders and covers her eyes._)
-
-ASTON.
-
-(_Picking up his dummy and manipulating it._) It is very hot in here,
-is it not? Shall we go back to the dancing-room?
-
-TOPSY.
-
-(_Also takes up her dummy._) Yes, let us go back.
-
-ASTON'S DUMMY.
-
-Isn't that "Roses in Picardy" that the band is playing?
-
-TOPSY'S DUMMY.
-
-I believe it is. What a very good band, don't you think?
-
-ASTON'S DUMMY.
-
-Yes; it plays during dinner, you know, at the Necropole. (_To
-JASPER._) Lord, what a fool I am! I'd quite forgotten; it was she who
-told me so as we came in.
-
-TOPSY'S DUMMY.
-
-At the Necropole? Really.
-
-ASTON'S DUMMY.
-
-A very good band and a very good floor.
-
-TOPSY'S DUMMY.
-
-Yes, it's a perfect floor, isn't it? Like glass. . . . (_They go out,
-followed by their respective families. BELLE supports HENRIKA, who is
-still very weak after her shock._)
-
-BELLE.
-
-How exciting it was, wasn't it, Henrika?
-
-HENRIKA.
-
-Wasn't it awful--too awful! Oh, that face. . . . (_CAIN follows ASTON
-out in silence and dejection. SIR JASPER brings up the rear of the
-procession. His face wears its usual expression of slightly bored
-amusement. He lights a cigarette._)
-
-SIR JASPER.
-
-Charming evening, charming evening. . . . Now it's over, I wonder
-whether it ever existed. (_He goes out. The conservatory is left
-empty. The flowers flash their luminous pistils; the eyes of the
-assafoetida blossoms solemnly wink; leaves shake and sway and rustle;
-several of the flowers are heard to utter a low chuckle, while the
-Alocusia, after whistling a few derisive notes, finally utters a loud,
-gross Oriental hiccough._)
-
-THE CURTAIN SLOWLY DESCENDS.
-
-
-
-CYNTHIA
-
-WHEN, some fifty years hence, my grandchildren ask me what I did when
-I was at Oxford in the remote days towards the beginning of our
-monstrous century, I shall look back across the widening gulf of time
-and tell them with perfect good faith that I never worked less than
-eight hours a day, that I took a keen interest in Social Service, and
-that coffee was the strongest stimulant in which I indulged. And they
-will very justly say--but I hope I shall be out of hearing. That is
-why I propose to write my memoirs as soon as possible, before I have
-had time to forget, so that having the truth before me I shall never
-in time to come be able, consciously or unconsciously, to tell lies
-about myself.
-
-At present I have no time to write a complete account of that decisive
-period in my history. I must content myself therefore with describing
-a single incident of my undergraduate days. I have selected this one
-because it is curious and at the same time wholly characteristic of
-Oxford life before the war.
-
-My friend Lykeham was an Exhibitioner at Swellfoot College. He
-combined blood (he was immensely proud of his Anglo-Saxon descent and
-the derivation of his name from Old English _lycam_, a corpse) with
-brains. His tastes were eccentric, his habits deplorable, the range of
-his information immense. As he is now dead, I will say no more about
-his character.
-
-To proceed with my anecdote: I had gone one evening, as was my custom,
-to visit him in his rooms at Swellfoot. It was just after nine when I
-mounted the stairs, and great Tom was still tolling.
-
- "In Thomae laude
- Resono bim bam sine fraude,"
-
-as the charmingly imbecile motto used to run, and to-night he was
-living up to it by bim-bamming away in a persistent _basso profondo_
-that made an astonishing background of discord to the sound of frantic
-guitar playing which emanated from Lykeham's room. From the fury of
-his twanging I could tell that something more than usually cataclysmic
-had happened, for mercifully it was only in moments of the greatest
-stress that Lykeham touched his guitar.
-
-I entered the room with my hands over my ears. "For God's sake----" I
-implored. Through the open window Tom was shouting a deep E flat, with
-a spread chord of under- and over-tones, while the guitar gibbered
-shrilly and hysterically in D natural. Lykeham laughed, banged down
-his guitar on to the sofa with such violence that it gave forth a
-trembling groan from all its strings, and ran forward to meet me. He
-slapped me on the shoulder with painful heartiness; his whole face
-radiated joy and excitement.
-
-I can sympathize with people's pains, but not with their pleasures.
-There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.
-
-"You are perspiring," I said coldly.
-
-Lykeham mopped himself, but went grinning.
-
-"Well, what is it this time?" I asked. "Are you engaged to be married
-again?"
-
-Lykeham burst forth with the triumphant pleasure of one who has at
-last found an opportunity of disburdening himself of an oppressive
-secret. "Far better than that," he cried.
-
-I groaned. "Some more than usually unpleasant amour, I suppose." I
-knew that he had been in London the day before, a pressing engagement
-with the dentist having furnished an excuse to stay the night.
-
-"Don't be gross," said Lykeham, with a nervous laugh which showed that
-my suspicions had been only too well founded.
-
-"Well, let's hear about the delectable Flossie or Effie or whatever
-her name was," I said, with resignation.
-
-"I tell you she was a goddess."
-
-"The goddess of reason, I suppose."
-
-"A goddess," Lykeham continued; "the most wonderful creature I've ever
-seen. And the extraordinary thing is," he added confidentially, and
-with ill-suppressed pride, "that it seems I myself am a god of sorts."
-
-"Of gardens; but do come down to facts."
-
-"I'll tell you the whole story. It was like this: Last night I was in
-town, you know, and went to see that capital play that's running at
-the Prince Consort's. It's one of those ingenious combinations of
-melodrama and problem play, which thrill you to the marrow and at the
-same time give you a virtuous feeling that you've been to see
-something serious. Well, I rolled in rather late, having secured an
-admirable place in the front row of the dress circle. I trampled in
-over the populace, and casually observed that there was a girl sitting
-next me, whom I apologized to for treading on her toes. I thought no
-more about her during the first act. In the interval, when the lights
-were on again, I turned round to look at things in general and
-discovered that there was a goddess sitting next me. One only had to
-look at her to see she was a goddess. She was quite incredibly
-beautiful--rather pale and virginal and slim, and at the same time
-very stately. I can't describe her; she was simply perfect--there's
-nothing more to be said."
-
-"Perfect," I repeated, "but so were all the rest."
-
-"Fool!" Lykeham answered impatiently. "All the rest were just damned
-women. This was a goddess, I tell you. Don't interrupt me any more. As
-I was looking with astonishment at her profile, she turned her head
-and looked squarely at me. I've never seen anything so lovely; I
-almost swooned away. Our eyes met----"
-
-"What an awful novelist's expression!" I expostulated.
-
-"I can't help it; there's no other word. Our eyes did meet, and we
-both fell simultaneously in love."
-
-"Speak for yourself."
-
-"I could see it in her eyes. Well, to go on. We looked at one another
-several times during that first interval, and then the second act
-began. In the course of the act, entirely accidentally, I knocked my
-programme on to the floor, and reaching down to get it I touched her
-hand. Well, there was obviously nothing else to do but to take hold of
-it."
-
-"And what did she do?"
-
-"Nothing. We sat like that the whole of the rest of the act,
-rapturously happy and----"
-
-"And quietly perspiring palm to palm. I know exactly, so we can pass
-over that. Proceed."
-
-"Of course you don't know in the least; you've never held a goddess's
-hand. When the lights went up again I reluctantly dropped her hand,
-not liking the thought of the profane crowd seeing us, and for want of
-anything better to say, I asked her if she actually was a goddess. She
-said it was a curious question, as she'd been wondering what god I
-was. So we said, how incredible: and I said I was sure she was a
-goddess, and she said she was certain I was a god, and I bought some
-chocolates, and the third act began. Now, it being a melodrama, there
-was of course in the third act a murder and burglary scene, in which
-all the lights were turned out. In this thrilling moment of total
-blackness I suddenly felt her kiss me on the cheek."
-
-"I thought you said she was virginal."
-
-"So she was--absolutely, frozenly virginal; but she was made of a sort
-of burning ice, if you understand me. She was virginally
-passionate--just the combination you'd expect to find in a goddess. I
-admit I was startled when she kissed me, but with infinite presence of
-mind I kissed her back, on the mouth. Then the murder was finished and
-the lights went on again. Nothing much more happened till the end of
-the show, when I helped her on with her coat and we went out together,
-as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, and got into a
-taxi. I told the man to drive somewhere where we could get supper, and
-he drove there."
-
-"Not without embracements by the way?"
-
-"No, not without certain embracements."
-
-"Always passionately virginal?"
-
-"Always virginally passionate."
-
-"Proceed."
-
-"Well, we had supper--a positively Olympian affair, nectar and
-ambrosia and stolen hand-pressures. She became more and more wonderful
-every moment. My God, you should have seen her eyes! The whole soul
-seemed to burn in their depths, like fire under the sea----"
-
-"For narrative," I interrupted him, "the epic or heroic style is
-altogether more suitable than the lyrical."
-
-"Well, as I say, we had supper, and after that my memory becomes a
-sort of burning mist."
-
-"Let us make haste to draw the inevitable veil. What was her name?"
-
-Lykeham confessed that he didn't know; as she was a goddess, it didn't
-really seem to matter what her earthly name was. How did he expect to
-find her again? He hadn't thought of that, but knew she'd turn up
-somehow. I told him he was a fool, and asked which particular goddess
-he thought she was and which particular god he himself.
-
-"We discussed that," he said. "We first thought Ares and Aphrodite;
-but she wasn't my idea of Aphrodite, and I don't know that I'm very
-much like Ares."
-
-He looked pensively in the old Venetian mirror which hung over the
-fireplace. It was a complacent look, for Lykeham was rather vain about
-his personal appearance, which was, indeed, repulsive at first sight,
-but had, when you looked again, a certain strange and fascinating ugly
-beauty. Bearded, he would have made a passable Socrates. But Ares--no,
-certainly he wasn't Ares.
-
-"Perhaps you're Hephćstus," I suggested; but the idea was received
-coldly.
-
-Was he sure that she was a goddess? Mightn't she just have been a
-nymph of sorts? Europa, for instance. Lykeham repudiated the implied
-suggestion that he was a bull, nor would he hear of himself as a swan
-or a shower of gold. It was possible, however, he thought, that he was
-Apollo and she Daphne, reincarnated from her vegetable state. And
-though I laughed heartily at the idea of his being Phoebus Apollo,
-Lykeham stuck to the theory with increasing obstinacy. The more he
-thought of it the more it seemed to him probable that his nymph, with
-her burning cold virginal passion, was Daphne, while to doubt that he
-himself was Apollo seemed hardly to occur to him.
-
-* * * * *
-
-It was about a fortnight later, in June, towards the end of term, that
-we discovered Lykeham's Olympian identity. We had gone, Lykeham and I,
-for an after-dinner walk. We set out through the pale tranquillity of
-twilight, and following the towpath up the river as far as Godstow,
-halted at the inn for a glass of port and a talk with the glorious old
-female Falstaff in black silk who kept it. We were royally entertained
-with gossip and old wine, and after Lykeham had sung a comic song
-which had reduced the old lady to a quivering jelly of hysterical
-laughter, we set out once more, intending to go yet a little farther
-up the river before we turned back. Darkness had fallen by this time;
-the stars were lighted in the sky; it was the sort of summer night to
-which Marlowe compared Helen of Troy. Over the meadows invisible
-peewits wheeled and uttered their melancholy cry; the far-off thunder
-of the weir bore a continuous, even burden to all the other small
-noises of the night. Lykeham and I walked on in silence. We had
-covered perhaps a quarter of a mile when all at once my companion
-stopped and began looking fixedly westward towards Witham Hill. I
-paused too, and saw that he was staring at the thin crescent of the
-moon, which was preparing to set in the dark woods that crowned the
-eminence.
-
-"What are you looking at?" I asked.
-
-But Lykeham paid no attention, only muttered something to himself.
-Then suddenly he cried out, "It's she!" and started off at full gallop
-across the fields in the direction of the hill. Conceiving that he had
-gone suddenly mad, I followed. We crashed through the first hedge
-twenty yards apart. Then came the backwater; Lykeham leapt, flopped in
-three-quarters of the way across, and scrambled oozily ashore. I made
-a better jump and landed among the mud and rushes of the farther bank.
-Two more hedges and a ploughed field, a hedge, a road, a gate, another
-field, and then we were in Witham Wood itself. It was pitch black
-under the trees, and Lykeham had perforce to slacken his pace a
-little. I followed him by the noise he made crashing through the
-undergrowth and cursing when he hurt himself. That wood was a
-nightmare, but we got through it somehow and into the open glade at
-the top of the hill. Through the trees on the farther side of the
-clearing shone the moon, seeming incredibly close at hand. Then,
-suddenly, along the very path of the moonlight, the figure of a woman
-came walking through the trees into the open. Lykeham rushed towards
-her and flung himself at her feet and embraced her knees; she stooped
-down and smoothed his ruffled hair. I turned and walked away; it is
-not for a mere mortal to look on at the embracements of the gods.
-
-As I walked back, I wondered who on earth--or rather who in
-heaven--Lykeham could be. For here was chaste Cynthia giving herself
-to him in the most unequivocal fashion. Could he be Endymion? No, the
-idea was too preposterous to be entertained for a moment. But I could
-think of no other loved by the virgin moon. Yet surely I seemed dimly
-to recollect that there had been some favoured god; for the life of me
-I could not remember who. All the way back along the river path I
-searched my mind for his name, and always it eluded me.
-
-But on my return I looked up the matter in Lempričre, and almost died
-of laughing when I discovered the truth. I thought of Lykeham's
-Venetian mirror and his complacent side glances at his own image, and
-his belief that he was Apollo, and I laughed and laughed. And when,
-considerably after midnight, Lykeham got back to college, I met him in
-the porch and took him quietly by the sleeve, and in his ear I
-whispered, "GOAT-FOOT," and then I roared with laughter once again.
-
-
-
-THE BOOKSHOP
-
-IT seemed indeed an unlikely place to find a bookshop. All the other
-commercial enterprises of the street aimed at purveying the barest
-necessities to the busy squalor of the quarter. In this, the main
-arterial street, there was a specious glitter and life produced by the
-swift passage of the traffic. It was almost airy, almost gay. But all
-around great tracts of slum pullulated dankly. The inhabitants did
-their shopping in the grand street; they passed, holding gobbets of
-meat that showed glutinous even through the wrappings of paper; they
-cheapened linoleum at upholstery doors; women, black-bonneted and
-black-shawled, went shuffling to their marketing with dilapidated bags
-of straw plait. How should these, I wondered, buy books? And yet there
-it was, a tiny shop; and the windows were fitted with shelves, and
-there were the brown backs of books. To the right a large emporium
-overflowed into the street with its fabulously cheap furniture; to the
-left the curtained, discreet windows of an eating-house announced in
-chipped white letters the merits of sixpenny dinners. Between, so
-narrow as scarcely to prevent the junction of food and furniture, was
-the little shop. A door and four feet of dark window, that was the
-full extent of frontage. One saw here that literature was a luxury; it
-took its proportionable room here in this place of necessity. Still,
-the comfort was that it survived, definitely survived.
-
-The owner of the shop was standing in the doorway, a little man,
-grizzle-bearded and with eyes very active round the corners of the
-spectacles that bridged his long, sharp nose.
-
-"Trade is good?" I inquired.
-
-"Better in my grandfather's day," he told me, shaking his head sadly.
-
-"We grow progressively more Philistine," I suggested.
-
-"It is our cheap press. The ephemeral overwhelms the permanent, the
-classical."
-
-"This journalism," I agreed, "or call it rather this piddling
-quotidianism, is the curse of our age."
-
-"Fit only for----" He gesticulated clutchingly with his hands as
-though seeking the word.
-
-"For the fire."
-
-The old man was triumphantly emphatic with his, "No: for the sewer."
-
-I laughed sympathetically at his passion. "We are delightfully at one
-in our views," I told him. "May I look about me a little among your
-treasures?"
-
-Within the shop was a brown twilight, redolent with old leather and
-the smell of that fine subtle dust that clings to the pages of
-forgotten books, as though preservative of their secrets--like the dry
-sand of Asian deserts beneath which, still incredibly intact, lie the
-treasures and the rubbish of a thousand years ago. I opened the first
-volume that came to my hand. It was a book of fashion-plates, tinted
-elaborately by hand in magenta and purple, maroon and solferino and
-puce and those melting shades of green that a yet earlier generation
-had called "the sorrows of Werther." Beauties in crinolines swam with
-the amplitude of pavilioned ships across the pages. Their feet were
-represented as thin and flat and black, like tea-leaves shyly
-protruding from under their petticoats. Their faces were egg-shaped,
-sleeked round with hair of glossy black, and expressive of an
-immaculate purity. I thought of our modern fashion figures, with their
-heels and their arch of instep, their flattened faces and smile of
-pouting invitation. It was difficult not to be a deteriorationist. I
-am easily moved by symbols; there is something of a Quarles in my
-nature. Lacking the philosophic mind, I prefer to see my abstractions
-concretely imaged. And it occurred to me then that if I wanted an
-emblem to picture the sacredness of marriage and the influence of the
-home I could not do better than choose two little black feet like
-tea-leaves peeping out decorously from under the hem of wide,
-disguising petticoats. While heels and thoroughbred insteps should
-figure--oh well, the reverse.
-
-The current of my thoughts was turned aside by the old man's voice. "I
-expect you are musical," he said.
-
-Oh yes, I was a little; and he held out to me a bulky folio.
-
-"Did you ever hear this?" he asked.
-
-_Robert the Devil_: no, I never had. I did not doubt that it was a gap
-in my musical education.
-
-The old man took the book and drew up a chair from the dim
-_penetralia_ of the shop. It was then that I noticed a surprising
-fact: what I had, at a careless glance, taken to be a common counter I
-perceived now to be a piano of a square, unfamiliar shape. The old man
-sat down before it. "You must forgive any defects in its tone," he
-said, turning to me. "An early Broadwood, Georgian, you know, and has
-seen a deal of service in a hundred years."
-
-He opened the lid, and the yellow keys grinned at me in the darkness
-like the teeth of an ancient horse.
-
-The old man rustled pages till he found a desired place. "The ballet
-music," he said: "it's fine. Listen to this."
-
-His bony, rather tremulous hands began suddenly to move with an
-astonishing nimbleness, and there rose up, faint and tinkling against
-the roar of the traffic, a gay pirouetting music. The instrument
-rattled considerably and the volume of sound was thin as the trickle
-of a drought-shrunken stream: but, still, it kept tune and the melody
-was there, filmy, aerial.
-
-"And now for the drinking-song," cried the old man, warming excitedly
-to his work. He played a series of chords that mounted modulating
-upwards towards a breaking-point; so supremely operatic as positively
-to be a parody of that moment of tautening suspense, when the singers
-are bracing themselves for a burst of passion. And then it came, the
-drinking chorus. One pictured to oneself cloaked men, wildly jovial
-over the emptiness of cardboard flagons.
-
- "Versiam' a tazza piena
- Il generoso umor . . ."
-
-The old man's voice was cracked and shrill, but his enthusiasm made up
-for any defects in execution. I had never seen anyone so
-wholeheartedly a reveller.
-
-He turned over a few more pages. "Ah, the 'Valse Infernale,'" he said.
-"That's good." There was a little melancholy prelude and then the
-tune, not so infernal perhaps as one might have been led to expect,
-but still pleasant enough. I looked over his shoulder at the words and
-sang to his accompaniment.
-
- "Demoni fatali
- Fantasmi d'orror,
- Dei regni infernali
- Plaudite al signor."
-
-A great steam-driven brewer's lorry roared past with its annihilating
-thunder and utterly blotted out the last line. The old man's hands
-still moved over the yellow keys, my mouth opened and shut; but there
-was no sound of words or music. It was as though the fatal demons, the
-phantasms of horror, had made a sudden irruption into this peaceful,
-abstracted place.
-
-I looked out through the narrow door. The traffic ceaselessly passed;
-men and women hurried along with set faces. Phantasms of horror, all
-of them: infernal realms wherein they dwelt. Outside, men lived under
-the tyranny of things. Their every action was determined by the orders
-of mere matter, by money, and the tools of their trade and the
-unthinking laws of habit and convention. But here I seemed to be safe
-from things, living at a remove from actuality; here where a bearded
-old man, improbable survival from some other time, indomitably played
-the music of romance, despite the fact that the phantasms of horror
-might occasionally drown the sound of it with their clamour.
-
-"So: will you take it?" The voice of the old man broke across my
-thoughts. "I will let you have it for five shillings." He was holding
-out the thick, dilapidated volume towards me. His face wore a look of
-strained anxiety. I could see how eager he was to get my five
-shillings, how necessary, poor man! for him. He has been, I thought
-with an unreasonable bitterness--he has been simply performing for my
-benefit, like a trained dog. His aloofness, his culture--all a
-business trick. I felt aggrieved. He was just one of the common
-phantasms of horror masquerading as the angel of this somewhat comic
-paradise of contemplation. I gave him a couple of half-crowns and he
-began wrapping the book in paper.
-
-"I tell you," he said, "I'm sorry to part with it. I get attached to
-my books, you know; but they always have to go."
-
-He sighed with such an obvious genuineness of feeling that I repented
-of the judgment I had passed upon him. He was a reluctant inhabitant
-of the infernal realms, even as was I myself.
-
-Outside they were beginning to cry the evening papers: a ship sunk,
-trenches captured, somebody's new stirring speech. We looked at one
-another--the old bookseller and I--in silence. We understood one
-another without speech. Here were we in particular, and here was the
-whole of humanity in general, all faced by the hideous triumph of
-things. In this continued massacre of men, in this old man's enforced
-sacrifice, matter equally triumphed. And walking homeward through
-Regent's Park, I too found matter triumphing over me. My book was
-unconscionably heavy, and I wondered what in the world I should do
-with a piano score of _Robert the Devil_ when I had got it home. It
-would only be another thing to weigh me down and hinder me; and at the
-moment it was very, oh, abominably, heavy. I leaned over the railings
-that ring round the ornamental water, and as unostentatiously as I
-could, I let the book fall into the bushes.
-
-I often think it would be best not to attempt the solution of the
-problem of life. Living is hard enough without complicating the
-process by thinking about it. The wisest thing, perhaps, is to take
-for granted the "wearisome condition of humanity, born under one law,
-to another bound," and to leave the matter at that, without an attempt
-to reconcile the incompatibles. Oh, the absurd difficulty of it all!
-And I have, moreover, wasted five shillings, which is serious, you
-know, in these thin times.
-
-
-
-THE DEATH OF LULLY
-
-THE sea lay in a breathing calm, and the galley, bosomed in its
-transparent water, stirred rhythmically to the slow pulse of its
-sleeping life. Down below there, fathoms away through the
-crystal-clear Mediterranean, the shadow of the ship lazily swung,
-moving, a long dark patch, very slowly back and forth across the white
-sand of the sea-bottom--very slowly, a scarcely perceptible advance
-and recession of the green darkness. Fishes sometimes passed, now
-hanging poised with idly tremulous fins, now darting onwards,
-effortless and incredibly swift; and always, as it seemed, utterly
-aimless, whether they rested or whether they moved; as the life of
-angels their life seemed mysterious and unknowable.
-
-All was silence on board the ship. In their fetid cage below decks the
-rowers slept where they sat, chained, on their narrow benches. On deck
-the sailors lay sleeping or sat in little groups playing at dice. The
-fore-part of the deck was reserved, it seemed, for passengers of
-distinction. Two figures, a man and a woman, were reclining there on
-couches, their faces and half-bared limbs flushed in the coloured
-shadow that was thrown by the great red awning stretched above them.
-
-It was a nobleman, the sailors had heard, and his mistress that they
-had on board. They had taken their passage at Scanderoon, and were
-homeward bound for Spain. Proud as sin these Spaniards were; the man
-treated them like slaves or dogs. As for the woman, she was well
-enough, but they could find as good a face and pair of breasts in
-their native Genoa. If anyone so much as looked at her from half the
-ship's length away it sent her possessor into a rage. He had struck
-one man for smiling at her. Damned Catalonian, as jealous as a stag;
-they wished him the stag's horns as well as its temper.
-
-It was intensely hot even under the awning. The man woke from his
-uneasy sleep and reached out to where on a little table beside him
-stood a deep silver cup of mixed wine and water. He drank a gulp of
-it; it was as warm as blood and hardly cooled his throat. He turned
-over and, leaning on his elbow, looked at his companion. She on her
-back, quietly breathing through parted lips, still asleep. He leaned
-across and pinched her on the breast, so that she woke up with a
-sudden start and cry of pain.
-
-"Why did you wake me?" she asked.
-
-He laughed and shrugged his shoulders. He had, indeed, had no reason
-for doing so, except that he did not like it that she should be
-comfortably asleep, while he was awake and unpleasantly conscious of
-the heat.
-
-"It is hotter than ever," he said, with a kind of gloomy satisfaction
-at the thought that she would now have to suffer the same discomforts
-as himself. "The wine scorches instead of cooling; the sun seems no
-lower down the sky."
-
-The woman pouted. "You pinched me cruelly," she said. "And I still do
-not know why you wanted to wake me."
-
-He smiled again, this time with a good-humoured lasciviousness. "I
-wanted to kiss you," he said. He passed his hand over her body
-possessively, as a man might caress a dog.
-
-Suddenly the quiet of the afternoon was shattered. A great clamour
-rose up, ragged and uneven, on the air. Shrill yells pierced the dull
-rumbling growl of bass voices, pierced the sound of beaten drums and
-hammered metal.
-
-"What are they doing in the town?" asked the woman anxiously of her
-lover.
-
-"God knows," he answered. "Perhaps the heathen hounds are making some
-trouble with our men."
-
-He got up and walked to the rail of the ship. A quarter of a mile
-away, across the smooth water of the bay, stood the little African
-town at which they had stopped to call. The sunlight showed everything
-with a hard and merciless definition. Sky, palms, white houses, domes,
-and towers seemed as though made from some hard enamelled metal. A
-ridge of low red hills rolled away to right and left. The sunshine
-gave to everything in the scene the same clarity of detail, so that to
-the eye of the onlooker there was no impression of distance. The whole
-thing seemed to be painted in flat upon a single plane.
-
-The young man returned to his couch under the awning and lay down. It
-was hotter than ever, or seemed so, at least, since he had made the
-exertion of getting up. He thought of high cool pastures in the hills,
-with the pleasant sound of streams, far down and out of sight in their
-deep channels. He thought of winds that were fresh and scented--winds
-that were not mere breaths of dust and fire. He thought of the shade
-of cypresses, a narrow opaque strip of darkness; and he thought too of
-the green coolness, more diffused and fluid and transparent, of
-chestnut groves. And he thought of the people he remembered sitting
-under the trees--young people, gay and brightly dressed, whose life
-was all gaiety and deliciousness. There were the songs that they
-sang--he recalled the voices and the dancing of the strings. And there
-were perfumes and, when one drew closer, the faint intoxicating
-fragrance of a woman's body. He thought of the stories they told; one
-in particular came to his mind, a capital tale of a sorcerer who
-offered to change a peasant's wife into a mare, and how he gulled the
-husband and enjoyed the woman before his eyes, and the delightful
-excuses he made when she failed to change her shape. He smiled to
-himself at the thought of it, and stretching out a hand touched his
-mistress. Her bosom was soft to his fingers and damp with sweat; he
-had an unpleasant notion that she was melting in the heat.
-
-"Why do you touch me?" she asked.
-
-He made no reply, but turned away from her. He wondered how it would
-come to pass that people would rise again in the body. It seemed
-curious, considering the manifest activities of worms. And suppose one
-rose in the body that one possessed in age. He shuddered, picturing to
-himself what this woman would be like when she was sixty, seventy. She
-would be beyond words repulsive. Old men too were horrible. They
-stank, and their eyes were rheumy and rosiny, like the eyes of deer.
-He decided that he would kill himself before he grew old. He was
-eight-and-twenty now. He would give himself twelve years more. Then he
-would end it. His thoughts dimmed and faded away into sleep.
-
-The woman looked at him as he slept. He was a good man, she thought,
-though sometimes cruel. He was different from all the other men she
-had known. Once, when she was sixteen and a beginner in the business
-of love, she had thought that all men were always drunk when they made
-love. They were all dirty and like beasts; she had felt herself
-superior to them. But this man was a nobleman. She could not
-understand him; his thoughts were always obscure. She felt herself
-infinitely inferior to him. She was afraid of him and his occasional
-cruelty; but still he was a good man, and he might do what he liked
-with her.
-
-From far off came the sound of oars, a rhythmical splash and creak.
-Somebody shouted, and from startlingly close at hand one of the
-sailors hallooed back.
-
-The young man woke up with a start.
-
-"What is it?" he asked, turning with an angry look to the girl, as
-though he held her to be responsible for this breaking in upon his
-slumbers.
-
-"The boat, I think," she said. "It must be coming back from the
-shore."
-
-The boat's crew came up over the side, and all the stagnant life of
-the ship flowed excitedly round them. They were the centre of a vortex
-towards which all were drawn. Even the young Catalonian, for all his
-hatred of these stinking Genoese shipmen, was sucked into the eddy.
-Everybody was talking at once, and in the general hubbub of question
-and answer there was nothing coherent to be made out. Piercingly
-distinct above all the noise came the voice of the little cabin-boy,
-who had been to shore with the boat's crew. He was running round to
-everyone in turn repeating: "I hit one of them. You know. I hit one.
-With a stone on the forehead. Didn't he bleed, ooh! didn't he just!"
-And he would dance with uncontrollable excitement.
-
-The captain held up his hand and shouted for silence. "One at a time,
-there," he ordered, and when order had a little been restored, added
-grumblingly, "Like a pack of dogs on a bone. You talk, boatswain."
-
-"I hit one of them," said the boy. Somebody cuffed him over the head,
-and he relapsed into silence.
-
-When the boatswain's story had rambled through labyrinths of
-digression, over countless obstacles of interruptions and emendations,
-to its conclusion, the Spaniard went back to join his companion under
-the awning. He had assumed again his habitual indifference.
-
-"Nearly butchered," he said languidly, in response to her eager
-questions. "They"--he jerked a hand in the direction of the
-town--"they were pelting an old fellow who had come there preaching
-the Faith. Left him dead on the beach. Our men had to run for it."
-
-She could get no more out of him; he turned over and pretended to go
-to sleep.
-
-* * * * *
-
-Towards evening they received a visit from the captain. He was a
-large, handsome man, with gold ear-rings glinting from among a bush of
-black hair.
-
-"Divine Providence," he remarked sententiously, after the usual
-courtesies had passed, "has called upon us to perform a very notable
-work."
-
-"Indeed?" said the young man.
-
-"No less a work," continued the captain, "than to save from the
-clutches of the infidels and heathen the precious remains of a holy
-martyr."
-
-The captain let fall his pompous manner. It was evident that he had
-carefully prepared these pious sentences, they rolled so roundly off
-his tongue. But he was eager now to get on with his story, and it was
-in a homelier style that he went on: "If you knew these seas as well
-as I--and it's near twenty years now that I've been sailing
-them--you'd have some knowledge of this same holy man that--God rot
-their souls for it!--these cursed Arabs have done to death here. I've
-heard of him more than once in my time, and not always well spoken of;
-for, to tell the honest truth, he does more harm with his preachments
-to good Christian traders than ever he did good to black-hearted
-heathen dogs. Leave the bees alone, I say, and if you can get a little
-honey out of them quietly, so much the better; but he goes about among
-the beehives with a pole, stirring up trouble for himself and others
-too. Leave them alone to their damnation, is what I say, and get what
-you can from them this side of hell. But, still, he has died a holy
-martyr's death. God rest his soul! A martyr is a wonderful thing, you
-know, and it's not for the likes of us to understand what they mean by
-it all.
-
-"They do say, too, that he could make gold. And, to my mind, it would
-have been a thing more pleasing to God and man if he had stopped at
-home minting money for poor folks and dealing it round, so that
-there'd be no need to work any more and break oneself for a morsel of
-bread. Yes, he was great at gold-making and at the books too. They
-tell me he was called the Illuminated Doctor. But I know him still as
-plain Lully. I used to hear of him from my father, plain Lully, and no
-better once than he should have been.
-
-"My father was a shipwright in Minorca in those days--how long since?
-Fifty, sixty years perhaps. He knew him then; he has often told me the
-tale. And a raffish young dog he was. Drinking, drabbing, and dicing
-he outdid them all, and between the bouts wrote poems, they say, which
-was more than the rest could do. But he gave it all up on the sudden.
-Gave away his lands, quitted his former companions, and turned hermit
-up in the hills, living alone like a fox in his burrow, high up above
-the vines. And all because of a woman and his own qualmish stomach."
-
-The shipmaster paused and helped himself to a little wine. "And what
-did this woman do?" the girl asked curiously.
-
-"Ah, it's not what she did but what she didn't do," the captain
-answered, with a leer and wink. "She kept him at his distance--all but
-once, all but once; and that was what put him on the road to being a
-martyr. But there, I'm outrunning myself. I must go more soberly.
-
-"There was a lady of some consequence in the island--one of the
-Castellos, I think she was; her first name has quite slipped my
-memory--Anastasia, or something of the kind. Lully conceives a passion
-for her, and sighs and importunes her through I know not how many
-months and years. But her virtue stands steady as the judgment seat.
-Well, in the end, what happens was this. The story leaked out after it
-was all over, and he was turned hermit in the mountains. What
-happened, I say, was this. She tells him at last that he may come and
-see her, fixing some solitary twilight place and time, her own room at
-nightfall. You can guess how he washes and curls and scents himself,
-shaves his chin, chews anises, musks over whatever of the goat may
-cling about the body. Off he goes, dreaming swoons and ecstasies,
-foretasting inconceivable sweets. Arrived, he finds the lady a little
-melancholy--her settled humour, but a man might expect a smile at such
-a time. Still, nothing abashed, he falls at her feet and pours out his
-piteous case, telling her he has sighed through seven years, not
-closed an eye for above a hundred nights, is forepined to a shadow,
-and, in a word, will perish unless she show some mercy. She, still
-melancholy her--settled humour, mark you--makes answer that she is
-ready to yield, and that her body is entirely his. With that, she lets
-herself be done with as he pleases, but always sorrowfully. 'You are
-all mine,' says he--'all mine'--and unlaces her gorgeret to prove the
-same. But he was wrong. Another lover was already in her bosom, and
-his kisses had been passionate--oh, burning passionate, for he had
-kissed away half her left breast. From the nipple down it had all been
-gnawed away by a cancer.
-
-"Bah, a man may see as bad as that any day in the street or at
-church-doors where beggars most congregate. I grant you that it is a
-nasty sight, worm-eaten flesh, but still--not enough, you will agree,
-to make yourself a hermit over. But there, I told you he had a
-queasiness of the stomach. But doubtless it was all in God's plan to
-make a holy martyr of him. But for that same queasiness of his, he
-would still be living there, a superannuated rake; or else have died
-in very foul odour, instead of passing, all embalmed with sanctity, to
-Paradise Gate.
-
-"I know not what happened to him between his hermit-hood and his quest
-for martyrdom. I saw him first a dozen years ago, down Tunis way. They
-were always clapping him into prison or pulling out his beard for
-preaching. This time, it seems, they have made a holy martyr of him,
-done the business thoroughly with no bungling. Well, may he pray for
-our souls at the throne of God. I go in secretly to-night to steal his
-body. It lies on the shore there beyond the jetty. It will be a
-notable work, I tell you, to bring back so precious a corpse to
-Christendom. A most notable work. . . ."
-
-The captain rubbed his hands.
-
-* * * * *
-
-It was after midnight, but there was still a bustle of activity on
-board the galley. At any moment they were expecting the arrival of the
-boat with the corpse of the martyr. A couch, neatly draped in black,
-with at its head and foot candles burning two by two, had been set out
-on the poop for the reception of the body. The captain called the
-young Spaniard and his mistress to come and see the bier.
-
-"That's a good bit of work for you," he said, with justifiable pride.
-"I defy anyone to make a more decent resting-place for a martyr than
-that is. It could hardly have been done better on shore, with every
-appliance at hand. But we sailors, you know, can make anything out of
-nothing. A truckle-bed, a strip of tarred canvas, and four tallow dips
-from the cabin lanterns--there you are, a bier for a king."
-
-He hurried away, and a little later the young man and the girl could
-hear him giving orders and cursing somewhere down below. The candles
-burned almost without a tremor in the windless air, and the
-reflections of the stars were long, thin tracks of fire along the
-utterly calm water.
-
-"Were there but perfumed flowers and the sound of a lute," said the
-young Spaniard, "the night would tremble into passion of its own
-accord. Love should come unsought on such a night as this, among these
-black waters and the stars that sleep so peacefully on their bosom."
-
-He put his arm round the girl and bent his head to kiss her. But she
-averted her face. He could feel a shudder run her through the body.
-
-"Not to-night," she whispered. "I think of the poor dead man. I would
-rather pray."
-
-"No, no," he cried. "Forget him. Remember only that we are alive, and
-that we have but little time and none to waste."
-
-He drew her into the shadow under the bulwark, and, sitting down on a
-coil of rope, crushed her body to his own and began kissing her with
-fury. She lay, at first, limp in his arms, but gradually she kindled
-to his passion.
-
-A plash of oars announced the approach of the boat. The captain
-hallooed into the darkness: "Did you find him?"
-
-"Yes, we have him here," came back the answer.
-
-"Good. Bring him alongside and we'll hoist him up. We have the bier in
-readiness. He shall lie in state to-night."
-
-"But he's not dead," shouted back the voice from the night.
-
-"Not dead?" repeated the captain, thunderstruck. "But what about the
-bier, then?"
-
-A thin, feeble voice came back. "Your work will not be wasted, my
-friend. It will be but a short time before I need your bier."
-
-The captain, a little abashed, answered in a gentler tone, "We
-thought, holy father, that the heathens had done their worst and that
-Almighty God had already given you the martyr's crown."
-
-By this time the boat had emerged from the darkness. In the stern
-sheets an old man was lying, his white hair and beard stained with
-blood, his Dominican's robe torn and fouled with dust. At the sight of
-him, the captain pulled off his cap and dropped upon his knees.
-
-"Give us your blessing, holy father," he begged.
-
-The old man raised his hand and wished him peace.
-
-They lifted him on board and, at his own desire, laid him upon the
-bier which had been prepared for his dead body. "It would be a waste
-of trouble," he said, "to put me anywhere else, seeing I shall in any
-case be lying there so soon."
-
-So there he lay, very still under the four candles. One might have
-taken him for dead already, but that his eyes, when he opened them,
-shone so brightly.
-
-He dismissed from the poop everyone except the young Spaniard. "We are
-countrymen," he said, "and of noble blood, both of us. I would rather
-have you near me than anyone else."
-
-The sailors knelt for a blessing and disappeared; soon they could be
-heard weighing the anchor; it was safest to be off before day. Like
-mourners at either side of the lighted bier crouched the Spaniard and
-his mistress. The body of the old man, who was not yet dead, lay quiet
-under the candles. The martyr was silent for some time, but at last he
-opened his eyes and looked at the young man and the woman.
-
-"I too," he said, "was in love, once. In this year falls the jubilee
-of my last earthly passion; fifty years have run since last I longed
-after the flesh--fifty years since God opened my eyes to the
-hideousness of the corruption that man has brought upon himself.
-
-"You are young, and your bodies are clean and straight, with no blotch
-or ulcer or leprous taint to mar their much-desired beauty; but
-because of your outward pride, your souls, it may be, fester inwardly
-the more.
-
-"And yet God made all perfect; it is but accident and the evil of will
-that causes defaults. All metals should be gold, were it not that
-their elements willed evilly in their desire to combine. And so with
-men: the burning sulphur of passion, the salt of wisdom, the nimble
-mercurial soul should come together to make a golden being,
-incorruptible and rustless. But the elements mingle jarringly, not in
-a pure harmony of love, and gold is rare, while lead and iron and
-poisonous brass that leaves a taste as of remorse behind it are
-everywhere common.
-
-"God opened my eyes to it before my youth had too utterly wasted
-itself to rottenness. It was half a hundred years ago, but I see her
-still, my Ambrosia, with her white, sad face and her naked body and
-that monstrous ill eating away at her breast.
-
-"I have lived since then trying to amend the evil, trying to restore,
-as far as my poor powers would go, some measure of original perfection
-to the corrupted world. I have striven to give to all metals their
-true nature, to make true gold from the false, the unreal, the
-accidental metals, lead and copper and tin and iron. And I have
-essayed that more difficult alchemy, the transformation of men. I die
-now in my effort to purge away that most foul dross of misbelief from
-the souls of these heathen men. Have I achieved anything? I know not."
-
-The galley was moving now, its head turned seaward. The candles
-shivered in the wind of its speed, casting uncertain, changing shadows
-upon his face. There was a long silence on the poop. The oars creaked
-and splashed. Sometimes a shout would come up from below, orders given
-by the overseer of the slaves, a curse, the sound of a blow. The old
-man spoke again, more weakly now, as though to himself.
-
-"I have had eighty years of it," he said--"eighty years in the midst
-of this corroding sea of hatred and strife. A man has need to keep
-pure and unalloyed his core of gold, that little centre of perfection
-with which all, even in this declination of time, are born. All other
-metal, though it be as tough as steel, as shining-hard as brass, will
-melt before the devouring bitterness of life. Hatred, lust, anger--the
-vile passions will corrode your will of iron, the warlike pomp of your
-front of brass. It needs the golden perfection of pure love and pure
-knowledge to withstand them.
-
-"God has willed that I should be the stone--weak, indeed, in
-virtue--that has touched and transformed at least a little of baser
-metal into the gold that is above corruption. But it is hard
-work--thankless work. Man has made a hell of his world, and has set up
-gods of pain to rule it. Goatish gods, that revel and feast on the
-agony of it all, poring over the tortured world, like those hateful
-lovers, whose lust burns darkly into cruelty.
-
-"Fever goads us through life in a delirium of madness. Thirsting for
-the swamps of evil whence the fever came, thirsting for the mirages of
-his own delirium, man rushes headlong he knows not whither. And all
-the time a devouring cancer gnaws at his entrails. It will kill him in
-the end, when even the ghastly inspiration of fever will not be enough
-to whip him on. He will lie there, cumbering the earth, a heap of
-rottenness and pain, until at last the cleansing fire comes to sweep
-the horror away.
-
-"Fever and cancer; acids that burn and corrode. . . . I have had
-eighty years of it. Thank God, it is the end."
-
-It was already dawn; the candles were hardly visible now in the light,
-faded to nothing, like souls in prosperity. In a little while the old
-man was asleep.
-
-The captain tiptoed up on to the poop and drew the young Spaniard
-aside for a confidential talk.
-
-"Do you think he will die to-day?" he asked.
-
-The young man nodded.
-
-"God rest his soul," said the captain piously. "But do you think it
-would be best to take his body to Minorca or to Genoa? At Minorca they
-would give much to have their own patron martyr. At the same time it
-would add to the glory of Genoa to possess so holy a relic, though he
-is in no way connected with the place. It's there is my difficulty.
-Suppose, you see, that my people of Genoa did not want the body, he
-being from Minorca and not one of them. I should look a fool then,
-bringing it in in state. Oh, it's hard, it's hard. There's so much to
-think about. I am not sure but what I hadn't better put in at Minorca
-first. What do you think?"
-
-The Spaniard shrugged his shoulder. "I have no advice to offer."
-
-"Lord," said the captain as he bustled away, "life is a tangled knot
-to unravel."
-
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-<img alt="Cover" src="images/cover.jpg" title="Cover"/>
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-
-<div class="chapter" id="Front_Matter">
-<p class="half-title">LIMBO</p>
-
-<div class="pagebreak"></div>
-
-<p class="pad_top_2em"><span class="smallerfont">BY THE SAME AUTHOR</span></p>
-
-<p>LEDA; <span class="smallerfont">AND OTHER POEMS</span></p>
-
-<div class="pagebreak"></div>
-
-<p class="title"><span class="border">LIMBO</span></p>
-
-<p class="author">BY ALDOUS HUXLEY</p>
-
-<p class="city">LONDON</p>
-
-<p class="publisher">CHATTO &amp; WINDUS</p>
-
-<p class="year">1920</p>
-
-<div class="pagebreak"></div>
-
-<p class="rights">All rights reserved</p>
-
-<div class="pagebreak"></div>
-
-<h3 class="toc" id="toc_heading">CONTENTS</h3>
-
-<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="Table of Contents">
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-<td>&nbsp;</td>
-
-<td class="tdr_page">PAGE</td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><a id="Farcical_toc" href="#Farcical">FARCICAL HISTORY OF RICHARD
-GREENOW</a></td>
-
-<td class="tdr">1</td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><a id="Happily_toc" href="#Happily">HAPPILY EVER AFTER</a></td>
-
-<td class="tdr">116</td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><a id="Eupompus_toc" href="#Eupompus">EUPOMPUS GAVE SPLENDOUR TO ART BY
-NUMBERS</a></td>
-
-<td class="tdr">192</td>
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-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><a id="Happy_Families_toc" href="#Happy_Families">HAPPY FAMILIES</a></td>
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-<td class="tdr">211</td>
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-<td class="tdl"><a id="Cynthia_toc" href="#Cynthia">CYNTHIA</a></td>
-
-<td class="tdr">245</td>
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-<td class="tdl"><a id="Bookshop_toc" href="#Bookshop">THE BOOKSHOP</a></td>
-
-<td class="tdr">259</td>
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-<tr>
-<td class="tdl"><a id="Death_toc" href="#Death">THE DEATH OF LULLY</a></td>
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-<td class="tdr">269</td>
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-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="text_title">LIMBO</p>
-
-<h3 class="first" id="Farcical"><a href="#Farcical_toc">FARCICAL HISTORY OF RICHARD
-GREENOW</a></h3>
-
-<h4 class="first" id="Farcical_01">I</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">T<small>HE</small> most sumptuous present that Millicent received on
-her seventh birthday was a doll’s house. “With love to darling little Mill from Aunty
-Loo.” Aunt Loo was immensely rich, and the doll’s house was almost as grandiose and
-massive as herself.</p>
-
-<p>It was divided into four rooms, each papered in a different colour and each furnished
-as was fitting: beds and washstands and wardrobes in the upstair rooms, arm-chairs and
-artificial plants below. “Replete with every modern convenience; sumptuous appointments.”
-There was even a cold collation ready spread on the dining-room table—two scarlet lobsters
-on a dish, and a ham that <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-2">[Pg
-2]</a></span>had been sliced into just enough to reveal an internal complexion of the
-loveliest pink and white. One might go on talking about the doll’s house for ever, it was
-so beautiful. Such, at any rate, was the opinion of Millicent’s brother Dick. He would
-spend hours opening and shutting the front door, peeping through the windows, arranging
-and rearranging the furniture. As for Millicent, the gorgeous present left her cold. She
-had been hoping—and, what is more, praying, fervently, every night for a month—that Aunty
-Loo would give her a toy sewing-machine (one of the kind that works, though) for her
-birthday.</p>
-
-<p>She was bitterly disappointed when the doll’s house came instead. But she bore it all
-stoically and managed to be wonderfully polite to Aunty Loo about the whole affair. She
-never looked at the doll’s house: it simply didn’t interest her.</p>
-
-<p>Dick had already been at a preparatory school for a couple of terms. Mr. Killigrew, the
-headmaster, thought him a promising boy. “Has quite a remarkable aptitude for
-mathematics,” he wrote in his report. “He has started Algebra <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-3">[Pg 3]</a></span>this term and shows a”—“quite remarkable”
-scratched out (the language of reports is apt to be somewhat limited)—“a very unusual
-grasp of the subject.” Mr. Killigrew didn’t know that his pupil also took an interest in
-dolls: if he had, he would have gibed at Dick as unmercifully and in nearly the same terms
-as Dick’s fellow-schoolboys—for shepherds grow to resemble their sheep and pedagogues
-their childish charges. But of course Dick would never have dreamt of telling anyone at
-school about it. He was chary of letting even the people at home divine his weakness, and
-when anyone came into the room where the doll’s house was, he would put his hands in his
-pockets and stroll out, whistling the tune of, “There is a Happy Land far, far away, where
-they have Ham and Eggs seven times a day,” as though he had merely stepped in to have a
-look at the beastly thing—just to give it a kick.</p>
-
-<p>When he wasn’t playing with the doll’s house, Dick spent his holiday time in reading,
-largely, devouringly. No length or incomprehensibility could put him off; he had swallowed
-down <i>Robert Elsmere</i> in <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-4">[Pg
-4]</a></span>the three-volume edition at the age of eight. When he wasn’t reading he used
-to sit and think about Things in General and Nothing in Particular; in fact, as Millicent
-reproachfully put it, he just mooned about. Millicent, on the other hand, was always
-busily doing something: weeding in the garden, or hoeing, or fruit-picking (she could be
-trusted not to eat more than the recognized tariff—one in twenty raspberries or one in
-forty plums); helping Kate in the kitchen; knitting mufflers for those beings known
-vaguely as The Cripples, while her mother read aloud in the evenings before bedtime. She
-disapproved of Dick’s mooning, but Dick mooned all the same.</p>
-
-<p>When Dick was twelve and a half he knew enough about mathematics and history and the
-dead languages to realize that his dear parents were profoundly ignorant and uncultured.
-But, what was more pleasing to the dear parents, he knew enough to win a scholarship at
-Æsop College, which is one of our Greatest Public Schools.</p>
-
-<p>If this were a Public School story, I should record the fact that, while at <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-5">[Pg 5]</a></span>Æsop, Dick swore, lied,
-blasphemed, repeated dirty stories, read the articles in <i>John Bull</i> about brothels
-disguised as nursing-homes and satyrs disguised as curates; that he regarded his masters,
-with very few exceptions, as fools, not even always well-meaning. And so on. All which
-would be quite true, but beside the point. For this is not one of the conventional studies
-of those clever young men who discover Atheism and Art at School, Socialism at the
-University, and, passing through the inevitable stage of Sex and Syphilis after taking
-their B.A., turn into maturely brilliant novelists at the age of twenty-five. I prefer,
-therefore, to pass over the minor incidents of a difficult pubescence, touching only on
-those points which seem to throw a light on the future career of our hero.</p>
-
-<p>It is possible for those who desire it—incredible as the thing may appear—to learn
-something at Æsop College. Dick even learnt a great deal. From the beginning he was the
-young Benjamin of his mathematical tutor, Mr. Skewbauld, a man of great abilities in his
-own art, and who, though wholly incapable of keeping <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-6">[Pg 6]</a></span>a form in order, could make his private
-tuition a source of much profit to a mathematically minded boy. Mr. Skewbauld’s house was
-the worst in Æsop: Dick described it as a mixture between a ghetto and a home for the
-mentally deficient, and when he read in Sir Thomas Browne that it was a Vulgar Error to
-suppose that Jews stink, he wrote a letter to the <i>School Magazine</i> exploding that
-famous doctor as a quack and a charlatan, whose statements ran counter to the manifest
-facts of everyday life in Mr. Skewbauld’s house. It may seem surprising that Dick should
-have read Sir Thomas Browne at all. But he was more than a mere mathematician. He filled
-the ample leisure, which is Æsop’s most precious gift to those of its Alumni who know how
-to use it, with much and varied reading in history, in literature, in physical science,
-and in more than one foreign language. Dick was something of a prodigy.</p>
-
-<p>“Greenow’s an intellectual,” was Mr. Copthorne-Slazenger’s contemptuous verdict. “I
-have the misfortune to have two or three intellectuals in my house. <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-7">[Pg 7]</a></span>They’re all of them
-friends of his. I think he’s a Bad Influence in the School.” Copthorne-Slazenger regarded
-himself as the perfect example of <i>mens sana in corpore sano</i>, the soul of an English
-gentleman in the body of a Greek god. Unfortunately his legs were rather too short and his
-lower lip was underhung like a salmon’s.</p>
-
-<p>Dick had, indeed, collected about him a band of kindred spirits. There was Partington,
-who specialized in history; Gay, who had read all the classical writings of the golden age
-and was engaged in the study of mediĂŚval Latin; Fletton, who was fantastically clever and
-had brought the art of being idle to a pitch never previously reached in the annals of
-Æsop. These were his chief friends, and a queer-looking group they made—Dick, small and
-dark and nervous; Partington, all roundness, and whose spectacles were two moons in a
-moonface; Gay, with the stiff walk of a little old man; and Fletton, who looked like
-nobody so much as Mr. Jingle, tall and thin with a twisted, comical face.</p>
-
-<p>“An ugly skulking crew,” Copthorne-Slazenger, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-8">[Pg 8]</a></span>conscious of his own Olympian splendour, would say as he saw
-them pass.</p>
-
-<p>With these faithful friends Dick should have been—and indeed for the most part was—very
-happy. Between them they mustered up a great stock of knowledge; they could discuss every
-subject under the sun. They were a liberal education and an amusement to one another.
-There were times, however, when Dick was filled with a vague, but acute, discontent. He
-wanted something which his friends could not give him; but what, but what? The discontent
-rankled under the surface, like a suppressed measles. It was Lord Francis Quarles who
-brought it out and made the symptoms manifest.</p>
-
-<p>Francis Quarles was a superb creature, with the curly forehead of a bull and the face
-and limbs of a GrĂŚco-Roman statue. It was a sight worth seeing when he looked down through
-half-shut eyelids, in his usual attitude of sleepy arrogance, on the world about him. He
-was in effect what Mr. Copthorne-Slazenger imagined himself to be, and he shared that
-gentleman’s dislike for Dick and his <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-9">[Pg 9]</a></span>friends. “Yellow little atheists,” he called them. He always
-stood up for God and the Church of England; they were essential adjuncts to the
-aristocracy. God, indeed, was almost a member of the Family; lack of belief in Him
-amounted to a personal insult to the name of Quarles.</p>
-
-<p>It was half-way through the summer term, when Dick was sixteen, on one of those days of
-brilliant sunshine and cloudless blue, when the sight of beautiful and ancient buildings
-is peculiarly poignant. Their age and quiet stand out in melancholy contrast against the
-radiant life of the summer; and at Æsop the boys go laughing under their antique shadow;
-“Little victims”—you feel how right Gray was. Dick was idly strolling across the
-quadrangle, engaged in merely observing the beauty about him—the golden-grey chapel, with
-its deep geometrical shadows between the buttresses, the comely rose-coloured shapes of
-the brick-built Tudor buildings, the weathercocks glittering in the sun, the wheeling
-flurries of pigeons. His old discontent had seized on him again, and to-day in <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-10">[Pg 10]</a></span>the presence of all this
-beauty it had become almost unbearable. All at once, out of the mouth of one of the dark
-little tunnelled doors pierced in the flanks of the sleeping building, a figure emerged
-into the light. It was Francis Quarles, clad in white flannels and the radiance of the
-sunshine. He appeared like a revelation, bright, beautiful, and sudden, before Dick’s
-eyes. A violent emotion seized him; his heart leapt, his bowels were moved within him; he
-felt a little sick and faint—he had fallen in love.</p>
-
-<p>Francis passed by without deigning to notice him. His head was high, his eyes drowsy
-under their drooping lids. He was gone, and for Dick all the light was out, the beloved
-quadrangle was a prison-yard, the pigeons a loathsome flock of carrion eaters. Gay and
-Partington came up behind him with shouts of invitation. Dick walked rudely away. God! how
-he hated them and their wretched, silly talk and their yellow, ugly faces.</p>
-
-<p>The weeks that followed were full of strangeness. For the first time in his <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-11">[Pg 11]</a></span>life Dick took to
-writing poetry. There was one sonnet which began:</p>
-
-<table class="poem" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" summary="Poem on page 11">
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl_poem" colspan="3">Is it a vision or a waking dream?</td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl_poem" colspan="3">Or is it truly Apollo that I see,</td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl_poem" colspan="3">Come from his sylvan haunts in Arcady</td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl_poem" rowspan="2">To</td>
-
-<td class="brace_2_lines" rowspan="2">{</td>
-
-<td class="tdl_poem">laugh and loiter</td>
-</tr>
-
-<tr>
-<td class="tdl_poem">sing and saunter by an English stream.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</td>
-</tr>
-</table>
-
-<p class="noindent">He kept on repeating the words to himself, “Sylvan haunts in Arcady,”
-“laugh and loiter” (after much thought he had adopted that as more liquidly melodious than
-“sing and saunter”). How beautiful they sounded!—as beautiful as Keats—more beautiful, for
-they were his own.</p>
-
-<p>He avoided the company of Gay and Fletton and Partington; they had become odious to
-him, and their conversation, when he could bring himself to listen to it, was, somehow,
-almost incomprehensible. He would sit for hours alone in his study; not working—for he
-could not understand the mathematical problems on which he had been engaged before the
-fateful day in the quadrangle—but reading novels and the poetry of Mrs. Browning, and at
-intervals <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-12">[Pg 12]</a></span>writing
-something rather ecstatic of his own. After a long preparatory screwing up of his courage,
-he dared at last to send a fag with a note to Francis, asking him to tea; and when Francis
-rather frigidly refused, he actually burst into tears. He had not cried like that since he
-was a child.</p>
-
-<p>He became suddenly very religious. He would spend an hour on his knees every night,
-praying, praying with frenzy. He mortified the flesh with fasting and watching. He even
-went so far as to flagellate himself—or at least tried to; for it is very difficult to
-flagellate yourself adequately with a cane in a room so small that any violent gesture
-imperils the bric-Ă -brac. He would pass half the night stark naked, in absurd postures,
-trying to hurt himself. And then, after the dolorously pleasant process of self-maceration
-was over, he used to lean out of the window and listen to the murmurs of the night and
-fill his spirit with the warm velvet darkness of midsummer. Copthorne-Slazenger, coming
-back by the late train from town one night, happened to see his moon-pale face hanging
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-13">[Pg 13]</a></span>out of window and
-was delighted to be able to give him two hundred Greek lines to remind him that even a
-member of the Sixth Form requires sleep sometimes.</p>
-
-<p>The fit lasted three weeks. “I can’t think what’s the matter with you, Greenow,”
-complained Mr. Skewbauld snufflingly. “You seem incapable or unwilling to do anything at
-all. I suspect the cause is constipation. If only everyone would take a little paraffin
-every night before going to bed! .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.” Mr. Skewbauld’s self-imposed mission in
-life was the propagation of the paraffin habit. It was the universal panacea—the cure for
-every ill.</p>
-
-<p>His friends of before the crisis shook their heads and could only suppose him mad. And
-then the fit ended as suddenly as it had begun.</p>
-
-<p>It happened at a dinner-party given by the Cravisters. Dr. Cravister was the Headmaster
-of Æsop—a good, gentle, learned old man, with snow-white hair and a saintly face which the
-spirit of comic irony had embellished with a nose that might, so red and bulbous it was,
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-14">[Pg 14]</a></span>have been borrowed
-from the properties of a music-hall funny man. And then there was Mrs. Cravister, large
-and stately as a galleon with all sails set. Those who met her for the first time might be
-awed by the dignity of what an Elizabethan would have called her “swelling port.” But
-those who knew her well went in terror of the fantastic spirit which lurked behind the
-outward majesty. They were afraid of what that richly modulated voice of hers might utter.
-It was not merely that she was malicious—and she had a gift of ever-ready irony; no, what
-was alarming in all her conversation was the element of the unexpected. With most people
-one feels comfortably secure that they will always say the obvious and ordinary things;
-with Mrs. Cravister, never. The best one could do was to be on guard and to try and look,
-when she made a more than usually characteristic remark, less of a bewildered fool than
-one felt.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Cravister received her guests—they were all of them boys—with stately courtesy.
-They found it pleasant to be taken so seriously, to be treated as <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-15">[Pg 15]</a></span>perfectly grown men; but at the same time,
-they always had with Mrs. Cravister a faint uncomfortable suspicion that all her
-politeness was an irony so exquisite as to be practically undistinguishable from
-ingenuousness.</p>
-
-<p>“Good evening, Mr. Gay,” she said, holding out her hand and shutting her eyes; it was
-one of her disconcerting habits, this shutting of the eyes. “What a pleasure it will be to
-hear you talking to us again about eschatology.”</p>
-
-<p>Gay, who had never talked about eschatology and did not know the meaning of the word,
-smiled a little dimly and made a protesting noise.</p>
-
-<p>“Eschatology? What a charming subject!” The fluty voice belonged to Henry Cravister,
-the Headmaster’s son, a man of about forty who worked in the British Museum. He was almost
-too cultured, too erudite.</p>
-
-<p>“But I don’t know anything about it,” said Gay desperately.</p>
-
-<p>“Spare us your modesty,” Henry Cravister protested.</p>
-
-<p>His mother shook hands with the other guests, putting some at their ease with a <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-16">[Pg 16]</a></span>charming phrase and
-embarrassing others by saying something baffling and unexpected that would have dismayed
-even the hardiest diner-out, much more a schoolboy tremblingly on his good behaviour. At
-the tail end of the group of boys stood Dick and Francis Quarles. Mrs. Cravister slowly
-raised her heavy waxen eyelids and regarded them a moment in silence.</p>
-
-<p>“The Græco-Roman and the Gothic side by side!” she exclaimed. “Lord Francis is
-something in the Vatican, a rather late piece of work; and Mr. Greenow is a little
-gargoyle from the roof of Notre Dame de Paris. Two epochs of art—how clearly one sees the
-difference. And my husband, I always think, is purely Malayan in design—purely Malayan,”
-she repeated as she shook hands with the two boys.</p>
-
-<p>Dick blushed to the roots of his hair, but Francis’ impassive arrogance remained
-unmoved. Dick stole a glance in his direction, and at the sight of his calm face he felt a
-new wave of adoring admiration sweeping through him.</p>
-
-<p>The company was assembled and complete, Mrs. Cravister looked round the <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-17">[Pg 17]</a></span>room and remarking, “We
-won’t wait for Mr. Copthorne-Slazenger,” sailed majestically in the direction of the door.
-She particularly disliked this member of her husband’s staff, and lost no opportunity of
-being rude to him. Thus, where an ordinary hostess might have said, “Shall we come in to
-dinner?” Mrs. Cravister employed the formula, “We won’t wait for Mr. Copthorne-Slazenger”;
-and a guest unacquainted with Mrs. Cravister’s habits would be surprised on entering the
-dining-room to find that all the seats at the table were filled, and that the meal
-proceeded smoothly without a single further reference to the missing Copthorne, who never
-turned up at all, for the good reason that he had never been invited.</p>
-
-<p>Dinner began a little nervously and uncomfortably. At one end of the table the
-Headmaster was telling anecdotes of Æsop in the sixties, at which the boys in his
-neighbourhood laughed with a violent nervous insincerity. Henry Cravister, still talking
-about eschatology, was quoting from Sidonius Apollinarius and Commodianus of Gaza. Mrs.
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-18">[Pg 18]</a></span>Cravister, who had
-been engaged in a long colloquy with the butler, suddenly turned on Dick with the remark,
-“And so you have a deep, passionate fondness for cats,” as though they had been intimately
-discussing the subject for the last hour. Dick had enough presence of mind to say that,
-yes, he did like cats—all except those Manx ones that had no tails.</p>
-
-<p>“No tails,” Mrs. Cravister repeated—“no tails. Like men. How symbolical everything
-is!”</p>
-
-<p>Francis Quarles was sitting opposite him, so that Dick had ample opportunity to look at
-his idol. How perfectly he did everything, down to eating his soup! The first lines of a
-new poem began to buzz in Dick’s head:</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i1">“All, all I lay at thy proud marble feet—</p>
-
-<p class="i1a">My heart, my love and all my future days.</p>
-
-<p class="i1a">Upon thy brow for ever let me gaze,</p>
-
-<p class="i1a">For ever touch thy hair: oh (something) sweet .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">Would he be able to find enough rhymes to make it into a sonnet? Mrs.
-Cravister, who had been leaning back in her chair for the last few minutes in a <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-19">[Pg 19]</a></span>state of exhausted
-abstraction, opened her eyes and said to nobody in particular:</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, how I envy the calm of those Chinese dynasties!”</p>
-
-<p>“Which Chinese dynasties?” a well-meaning youth inquired.</p>
-
-<p>“Any Chinese dynasty, the more remote the better. Henry, tell us the names of some
-Chinese dynasties.”</p>
-
-<p>In obedience to his mother, Henry delivered a brief disquisition on the history of
-politics, art, and letters in the Far East.</p>
-
-<p>The Headmaster continued his reminiscences.</p>
-
-<p>An angel of silence passed. The boys, whose shyness had begun to wear off, became
-suddenly and painfully conscious of hearing themselves eating. Mrs. Cravister saved the
-situation.</p>
-
-<p>“Lord Francis knows all about birds,” she said in her most thrilling voice. “Perhaps he
-can tell us why it is the unhappy fate of the carrion crow to mate for life.”</p>
-
-<p>Conversation again became general. Dick was still thinking about his sonnet. Oh, these
-rhymes!—praise, bays, roundelays, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-20">[Pg 20]</a></span>amaze: greet, bleat, defeat, beat, paraclete.
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i1">“.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. to sing the praise</p>
-
-<p class="i1a">In anthems high and solemn roundelays</p>
-
-<p class="i1a">Of Holy Father, Son and Paraclete.”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">That was good—damned good; but it hardly seemed to fit in with the
-first quatrain. It would do for one of his religious poems, though. He had written a lot
-of sacred verse lately.</p>
-
-<p>Then suddenly, cutting across his ecstatic thoughts, came the sound of Henry
-Cravister’s reedy voice.</p>
-
-<p>“But I always find Pater’s style so <i>coarse</i>,” it said.</p>
-
-<p>Something explosive took place in Dick’s head. It often happens when one blows one’s
-nose that some passage in the labyrinth connecting ears and nose and throat is momentarily
-blocked, and one becomes deaf and strangely dizzy. Then, suddenly, the mucous bubble
-bursts, sound rushes back to the brain, the head feels clear and stable once more. It was
-something like this, but transposed into terms of the spirit, that seemed now to have
-happened to Dick.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-21">[Pg 21]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>It was as though some mysterious obstruction in his brain, which had dammed up and
-diverted his faculties from their normal course during the past three weeks, had been on a
-sudden overthrown. His life seemed to be flowing once more along familiar channels.</p>
-
-<p>He was himself again.</p>
-
-<p>“But I always find Pater’s style so <i>coarse</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>These few words of solemn foolery were the spell which had somehow performed the
-miracle. It was just the sort of remark he might have made three weeks ago, before the
-crisis. For a moment, indeed, he almost thought it was he himself who had spoken; his own
-authentic voice, carried across the separating gulf of days, had woken him again to
-life!</p>
-
-<p>He looked at Francis Quarles. Why, the fellow was nothing but a great prize ox, a
-monstrous animal. “There was a Lady loved a Swine. Honey, said she .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.” It was
-ignoble, it was ridiculous. He could have hidden his face in his hands for pure shame;
-shame tingled through his body. Goodness, how grotesquely he had behaved!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-22">[Pg 22]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He leaned across and began talking to Henry Cravister about Pater and style and books
-in general. Cravister was amazed at the maturity of the boy’s mind; for he possessed to a
-remarkable degree that critical faculty which in the vast majority of boys is—and from
-their lack of experience must be—wholly lacking.</p>
-
-<p>“You must come and see me some time when you’re in London,” Henry Cravister said to him
-when the time came for the boys to get back to their houses. Dick was flattered; he had
-not said that to any of the others. He walked home with Gay, laughing and talking quite in
-his old fashion. Gay marvelled at the change in his companion; strange, inexplicable
-fellow! but it was pleasant to have him back again, to repossess the lost friend. Arrived
-in his room, Dick sat down to attack the last set of mathematical problems that had been
-set him. Three hours ago they had appeared utterly incomprehensible; now he understood
-them perfectly. His mind was like a giant refreshed, delighting in its strength.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-23">[Pg 23]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Next day Mr. Skewbauld congratulated him on his answers.</p>
-
-<p>“You seem quite to have recovered your old form, Greenow,” he said. “Did you take my
-advice? Paraffin regularly .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>Looking back on the events of the last weeks, Dick was disquieted. Mr. Skewbauld might
-be wrong in recommending paraffin, but he was surely right in supposing that something was
-the matter and required a remedy. What could it be? He felt so well; but that, of course,
-proved nothing. He began doing Müller’s exercises, and he bought a jar of malt extract and
-a bottle of hypophosphites. After much consultation of medical handbooks and the
-encyclopĂŚdia, he came to the conclusion that he was suffering from anĂŚmia of the brain;
-and for some time one fixed idea haunted him: Suppose the blood completely ceased to flow
-to his brain, suppose he were to fall down suddenly dead or, worse, become utterly and
-hopelessly paralysed. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Happily the distractions of Æsop in the summer term
-were sufficiently numerous and delightful to <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-24">[Pg 24]</a></span>divert his mind from this gloomy brooding, and he felt so
-well and in such high spirits that it was impossible to go on seriously believing that he
-was at death’s door. Still, whenever he thought of the events of those strange weeks he
-was troubled. He did not like being confronted by problems which he could not solve.
-During the rest of his stay at school he was troubled by no more than the merest
-velleities of a relapse. A fit of moon-gazing and incapacity to understand the higher
-mathematics had threatened him one time when he was working rather too strenuously for a
-scholarship. But a couple of days’ complete rest had staved off the peril. There had been
-rather a painful scene, too, at Dick’s last School Concert. Oh, those Æsop concerts!
-Musically speaking, of course, they are deplorable; but how rich from all other points of
-view than the merely ĂŚsthetic! The supreme moment arrives at the very end when three of
-the most eminent and popular of those about to leave mount the platform together and sing
-the famous “Æsop, Farewell.” Greatest of school <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-25">[Pg 25]</a></span>songs! The words are not much, but the tune, which goes
-swooning along in three-four time, is perhaps the masterpiece of the late organist, Dr.
-Pilch.</p>
-
-<p>Dick was leaving, but he was not a sufficiently heroic figure to have been asked to
-sing, “Æsop, Farewell.” He was simply a member of the audience, and one, moreover, who had
-come to the concert in a critical and mocking spirit. For, as he had an ear for music, it
-was impossible for him to take the concert very seriously. The choir had clamorously
-re-crucified the Messiah; the soloists had all done their worst; and now it was time for
-“Æsop, Farewell.” The heroes climbed on to the stage. They were three demi-gods, but
-Francis Quarles was the most splendid of the group as he stood there with head thrown
-back, eyes almost closed, calm and apparently unconscious of the crowd that seethed,
-actually and metaphorically, beneath him. He was wearing an enormous pink orchid in the
-buttonhole of his evening coat; his shirt-front twinkled with diamond studs; the buttons
-of his waistcoat were of fine <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-26">[Pg
-26]</a></span>gold. At the sight of him, Dick felt his heart beating violently; he was
-not, he painfully realized, master of himself.</p>
-
-<p>The music struck up—Dum, dum, dumdidi, dumdidi; dum, dum, dum, and so on. So like the
-<i>Merry Widow.</i> In two days’ time he would have left Æsop for ever. The prospect had
-never affected him very intensely. He had enjoyed himself at school, but he had never,
-like so many Æsopians, fallen in love with the place. It remained for him an institution;
-for others it was almost an adored person. But to-night his spirit, rocked on a treacly
-ocean of dominant sevenths, succumbed utterly to the sweet sorrow of parting. And there on
-the platform stood Francis. Oh, how radiantly beautiful! And when he began, in his rich
-tenor, the first verse of the Valedictory:</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i2">“Farewell, Mother Æsop,</p>
-
-<p class="i3a">Our childhood’s home!</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Our spirit is with thee,</p>
-
-<p class="i3a">Though far we roam .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">he found himself hysterically sobbing.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-27">[Pg 27]</a></span></p>
-
-<h4 id="Farcical_02">II</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">C<small>ANTELOUP</small> C<small>OLLEGE</small> is perhaps the most
-frightful building in Oxford—and to those who know their Oxford well this will mean not a
-little. Up till the middle of last century Canteloup possessed two quadrangles of
-fifteenth-century buildings, unimpressive and petty, like so much of College architecture,
-but at least quiet, unassuming, decent. After the accession of Victoria the College began
-to grow in numbers, wealth, and pride. The old buildings were too small and unpretentious
-for what had now become a Great College. In the summer of 1867 a great madness fell upon
-the Master and Fellows. They hired a most distinguished architect, bred up in the school
-of Ruskin, who incontinently razed all the existing buildings to the ground and erected in
-their stead a vast pile in the approved Mauro-Venetian Gothic of the period. The New
-Buildings contained a great number of rooms, each served by a separate and almost
-perpendicular staircase; and if nearly<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-28">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg 28]</a></span>half of them were so
-dark as to make it necessary to light them artificially for all but three hours out of the
-twenty-four, this slight defect was wholly outweighed by the striking beauty, from
-outside, of the Neo-Byzantine loopholes by which they were, euphemistically,
-“lighted.”</p>
-
-<p>Prospects in Canteloup may not please; but man, on the other hand, tends to be less
-vile there than in many other places. There is an equal profusion at Canteloup of Firsts
-and Blues; there are Union orators of every shade of opinion and young men so languidly
-well bred as to take no interest in politics of any kind; there are drinkers of cocoa and
-drinkers of champagne. Canteloup is a microcosm, a whole world in miniature; and whatever
-your temperament and habits may be, whether you wish to drink, or row, or work, or hunt,
-Canteloup will provide you with congenial companions and a spiritual home.</p>
-
-<p>Lack of athletic distinction had prevented Dick from being, at Æsop, a hero or anything
-like one. At Canteloup, in a less barbarically ordered state of society, things were
-different. His rooms in the <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-29">[Pg
-29]</a></span>Venetian gazebo over the North Gate became the meeting-place of all that was
-most intellectually distinguished in Canteloup and the University at large. He had had his
-sitting-room austerely upholstered and papered in grey. A large white Chinese figure of
-the best period stood pedestalled in one corner, and on the walls there hung a few
-uncompromisingly good drawings and lithographs by modern artists. Fletton, who had
-accompanied Dick from Æsop to Canteloup, called it the “cerebral chamber”; and with its
-prevailing tone of brain-coloured grey and the rather dry intellectual taste of its
-decorations it deserved the name.</p>
-
-<p>To-night the cerebral chamber had been crammed. The Canteloup branch of the Fabian
-Society, under Dick’s presidency, had been holding a meeting. “Art in the Socialist State”
-was what they had been discussing. And now the meeting had broken up, leaving nothing but
-three empty jugs that had once contained mulled claret and a general air of untidiness to
-testify to its having taken place at all. Dick stood leaning an elbow on the mantelpiece
-and absent-mindedly <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-30">[Pg
-30]</a></span>kicking, to the great detriment of his pumps, at the expiring red embers in
-the grate. From the depths of a huge and cavernous arm-chair, Fletton, pipe in mouth,
-fumed like a sleepy volcano.</p>
-
-<p>“I liked the way, Dick,” he said, with a laugh—“the way you went for the Arty-Crafties.
-You utterly destroyed them.”</p>
-
-<p>“I merely pointed out, what is sufficiently obvious, that crafts are not art, nor
-anything like it, that’s all.” Dick snapped out the words. He was nervous and excited, and
-his body felt as though it were full of compressed springs ready to jump at the most
-imponderable touch. He was always like that after making a speech.</p>
-
-<p>“You did it very effectively,” said Fletton. There was a silence between the two young
-men.</p>
-
-<p>A noise like the throaty yelling of savages in rut came wafting up from the quadrangle
-on which the windows of the cerebral chamber opened. Dick started; all the springs within
-him had gone off at once—a thousand simultaneous Jack-in-the-boxes.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s only Francis Quarles’ dinner-party <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-31">[Pg 31]</a></span>becoming vocal,” Fletton explained. “Blind mouths, as
-Milton would call them.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick began restlessly pacing up and down the room. When Fletton spoke to him, he did
-not reply or, at best, gave utterance to a monosyllable or a grunt.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear Dick,” said the other at last, “you’re not very good company to-night,” and
-heaving himself up from the arm-chair, Fletton went shuffling in his loose, heelless
-slippers towards the door. “I’m going to bed.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick paused in his lion-like prowling to listen to the receding sound of feet on the
-stairs. All was silent now: Gott sei dank. He went into his bedroom. It was there that he
-kept his piano, for it was a piece of furniture too smugly black and polished to have a
-place in the cerebral chamber. He had been thirsting after his piano all the time Fletton
-was sitting there, damn him! He drew up a chair and began to play over and over a certain
-series of chords. With his left hand he struck an octave G in the base, while his right
-dwelt lovingly on F, B, and E. A luscious chord, beloved by Mendelssohn—a chord in which
-the native <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-32">[Pg
-32]</a></span>richness of the dominant seventh is made more rich, more piercing sweet by
-the addition of a divine discord. G, F, B, and E—he let the notes hang tremulously on the
-silence, savoured to the full their angelic overtones; then, when the sound of the chord
-had almost died away, he let it droop reluctantly through D to the simple, triumphal
-beauty of C natural—the diapason closing full in what was for Dick a wholly ineffable
-emotion.</p>
-
-<p>He repeated that dying fall again and again, perhaps twenty times. Then, when he was
-satiated with its deliciousness, he rose from the piano and opening the lowest drawer of
-the wardrobe pulled out from under his evening clothes a large portfolio. He undid the
-strings; it was full of photogravure reproductions from various Old Masters. There was an
-almost complete set of Greuze’s works, several of the most striking Ary Scheffers, some
-Alma Tadema, some Leighton, photographs of sculpture by Torwaldsen and Canova, Boecklin’s
-“Island of the Dead,” religious pieces by Holman Hunt, and a large packet of miscellaneous
-pictures from the Paris Salons of the last forty years. <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-33">[Pg 33]</a></span>He took them into the cerebral chamber
-where the light was better, and began to study them, lovingly, one by one. The CĂŠzanne
-lithograph, the three admirable etchings by Van Gogh, the little Picasso looked on,
-unmoved, from the walls.</p>
-
-<p>It was three o’clock before Dick got to bed. He was stiff and cold, but full of the
-satisfaction of having accomplished something. And, indeed, he had cause to be satisfied;
-for he had written the first four thousand words of a novel, a chapter and a half of
-<i>Heartsease Fitzroy: the Story of a Young Girl</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Next morning Dick looked at what he had written overnight, and was alarmed. He had
-never produced anything quite like this since the days of the Quarles incident at Æsop. A
-relapse? He wondered. Not a serious one in any case; for this morning he felt himself in
-full possession of all his ordinary faculties. He must have got overtired speaking to the
-Fabians in the evening. He looked at his manuscript again, and read: “‘Daddy, do the
-little girl angels in heaven have toys and kittens and teddy-bears?’</p>
-
-<p>“‘I don’t know,’ said Sir Christopher <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-34">[Pg 34]</a></span>gently. ‘Why does my little one ask?’</p>
-
-<p>“‘Because, daddy,” said the child—‘because I think that soon I too may be a little
-angel, and I should so like to have my teddy-bear with me in heaven.’</p>
-
-<p>“Sir Christopher clasped her to his breast. How frail she was, how ethereal, how nearly
-an angel already! Would she have her teddy-bear in heaven? The childish question rang in
-his ears. Great, strong man though he was, he was weeping. His tears fell in a rain upon
-her auburn curls.</p>
-
-<p>“‘Tell me, daddy,’ she insisted, ‘will dearest God allow me my teddy-bear?’</p>
-
-<p>“‘My child,’ he sobbed, ‘my child .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.’”</p>
-
-<p>The blushes mounted hot to his cheeks; he turned away his head in horror. He would
-really have to look after himself for a bit, go to bed early, take exercise, not do much
-work. This sort of thing couldn’t be allowed to go on.</p>
-
-<p>He went to bed at half-past nine that night, and woke up the following morning to find
-that he had added a dozen or more closely written pages to his original <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-35">[Pg 35]</a></span>manuscript during the
-night. He supposed he must have written them in his sleep. It was all very disquieting.
-The days passed by; every morning a fresh instalment was added to the rapidly growing bulk
-of <i>Heartsease Fitzroy</i>. It was as though some goblin, some Lob-lie-by-the-Fire, came
-each night to perform the appointed task, vanishing before the morning. In a little while
-Dick’s alarm wore off; during the day he was perfectly well; his mind functioned with
-marvellous efficiency. It really didn’t seem to matter what he did in his sleep provided
-he was all right in his waking hours. He almost forgot about <i>Heartsease</i>, and was
-only reminded of her existence when by chance he opened the drawer in which the steadily
-growing pile of manuscript reposed.</p>
-
-<p>In five weeks <i>Heartsease Fitzroy</i> was finished. Dick made a parcel of the
-manuscript and sent it to a literary agent. He had no hopes of any publisher taking the
-thing; but he was in sore straits for money at the moment, and it seemed worth trying, on
-the off-chance. A fortnight later Dick received a letter<span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-36">[Pg 36]</a></span> beginning: “D<small>EAR</small>
-M<small>ADAM</small>,—Permit me to hail in you a new authoress of real talent.
-<i>Heartsease Fitzroy</i> is G<small>REAT</small>,”—and signed “E<small>BOR</small> W.
-S<small>IMS</small>, Editor, <i>Hildebrand’s Home Weekly</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>Details of the circulation of <i>Hildebrand’s Home Weekly</i> were printed at the head
-of the paper; its average net sale was said to exceed three and a quarter millions. The
-terms offered by Mr. Sims seemed to Dick positively fabulous. And there would be the
-royalties on the thing in book form after the serial had run its course.</p>
-
-<p>The letter arrived at breakfast; Dick cancelled all engagements for the day and set out
-immediately for a long and solitary walk. It was necessary to be alone, to think. He made
-his way along the Seven Bridges Road, up Cumnor Hill, through the village, and down the
-footpath to Bablock Hithe, thence to pursue the course of the “stripling Thames”—haunted
-at every step by the Scholar Gipsy, damn him! He drank beer and ate some bread and cheese
-in a little inn by a bridge, farther up the river; and it was there, in the inn <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-37">[Pg 37]</a></span>parlour, surrounded by
-engravings of the late Queen, and breathing the slightly mouldy preserved air bottled some
-three centuries ago into that hermetically sealed chamber—it was there that he solved the
-problem, perceived the strange truth about himself.</p>
-
-<p>He was a hermaphrodite.</p>
-
-<p>A hermaphrodite, not in the gross obvious sense, of course, but spiritually. Two
-persons in one, male and female. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: or rather a new William Sharp
-and Fiona MacLeod—a more intelligent William, a vulgarer Fiona. Everything was explained;
-the deplorable Quarles incident was simple and obvious now. A sentimental young lady of
-literary tastes writing sonnets to her Ouida guardsman. And what an unerring flair Mr.
-Sims had shown by addressing him so roundly and unhesitatingly as “madam”!</p>
-
-<p>Dick was elated at this discovery. He had an orderly mind that disliked mysteries. He
-had been a puzzle to himself for a long time; now he was solved. He was not in the least
-distressed to discover this abnormality in his character. <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-38">[Pg 38]</a></span>As long as the two parts of him kept well
-apart, as long as his male self could understand mathematics, and as long as his lady
-novelist’s self kept up her regular habit of writing at night and retiring from business
-during the day, the arrangement would be admirable. The more he thought about it, the more
-it seemed an ideal state of affairs. His life would arrange itself so easily and well. He
-would devote the day to the disinterested pursuit of knowledge, to philosophy and
-mathematics, with perhaps an occasional excursion into politics. After midnight he would
-write novels with a feminine pen, earning the money that would make his unproductive male
-labours possible. A kind of spiritual <i>souteneur</i>. But the fear of poverty need haunt
-him no more; no need to become a wage-slave, to sacrifice his intelligence to the needs of
-his belly. Like a gentleman of the East, he would sit still and smoke his philosophic pipe
-while the womenfolk did the dirty work. Could anything be more satisfactory?</p>
-
-<p>He paid for his bread and beer, and walked home, whistling as he went.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-39">[Pg 39]</a></span></p>
-
-<h4 id="Farcical_03">III</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">T<small>WO</small> months later the first instalment of <i>Heartsease
-Fitzroy: the Story of a Young Girl</i>, by Pearl Bellairs, appeared in the pages of
-<i>Hildebrand’s Home Weekly</i>. Three and a quarter millions read and approved. When the
-story appeared in book form, two hundred thousand copies were sold in six weeks; and in
-the course of the next two years no less than sixteen thousand female infants in London
-alone were christened Heartsease. With her fourth novel and her two hundred and fiftieth
-Sunday paper article, Pearl Bellairs was well on her way to becoming a household word.</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile Dick was in receipt of an income far beyond the wildest dreams of his
-avarice. He was able to realize the two great ambitions of his life—to wear silk
-underclothing and to smoke good (but really good) cigars.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-40">[Pg 40]</a></span></p>
-
-<h4 id="Farcical_04">IV</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">D<small>ICK</small> went down from Canteloup in a blaze of glory. The
-most brilliant man of his generation, exceptional mind, prospects, career. But his head
-was not turned. When people congratulated him on his academic successes, he thanked them
-politely and then invited them to come and see his Memento Mori. His Memento Mori was
-called Mr. Glottenham and could be found at any hour of the day in the premises of the
-Union, or if it was evening, in the Senior Common Room at Canteloup. He was an old member
-of the College, and the dons in pity for his age and loneliness had made him, some years
-before, a member of their Common Room. This act of charity was as bitterly regretted as
-any generous impulse in the history of the world. Mr. Glottenham made the life of the
-Canteloup fellows a burden to them; he dined in Hall with fiendish regularity, never
-missing a night, and he was always the last to leave the Common Room. Mr. Glottenham did
-not prepossess at a first glance; <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-41">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg 41]</a></span>the furrows of his
-face were covered with a short grey sordid stubble; his clothes were disgusting with the
-spilth of many years of dirty feeding; he had the shoulders and long hanging arms of an
-ape—an ape with a horribly human look about it. When he spoke, it was like the sound of a
-man breaking coke; he spoke incessantly and on every subject. His knowledge was enormous;
-but he possessed the secret of a strange inverted alchemy—he knew how to turn the richest
-gold to lead, could make the most interesting topic so intolerably tedious that it was
-impossible, when he talked, not to loathe it.</p>
-
-<p>This was the death’s-head to which Dick, like an ancient philosopher at a banquet,
-would direct the attention of his heartiest congratulators. Mr. Glottenham had had the
-most dazzling academic career of his generation. His tutors had prophesied for him a
-future far more brilliant than that of any of his contemporaries. They were now Ministers
-of State, poets, philosophers, judges, millionaires. Mr. Glottenham frequented the Union
-and the Canteloup <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-42">[Pg
-42]</a></span>Senior Common Room, and was—well, he was just Mr. Glottenham. Which was why
-Dick did not think too highly of his own laurels.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h4 id="Farcical_05">V</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">“W<small>HAT</small> shall I do? what ought I to do?” Dick walked up
-and down the room smoking, furiously and without at all savouring its richness, one of his
-opulent cigars.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear,” said Cravister—for it was in Cravister’s high-ceilinged Bloomsbury room that
-Dick was thus unveiling his distress of spirit—“my dear, this isn’t a revival meeting. You
-speak as though there were an urgent need for your soul to be saved from hell fire. It’s
-not as bad as that, you know.”</p>
-
-<p>“But it <i>is</i> a revival meeting,” Dick shouted in exasperation—“it is. I’m a
-revivalist. You don’t know what it’s like to have a feeling about your soul. I’m
-terrifyingly earnest; you don’t seem to understand that. I have all the feelings of Bunyan
-without his religion. I regard the salvation of my soul as important. <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-43">[Pg 43]</a></span>How simple everything
-would be if one could go out with those creatures in bonnets and sing hymns like, ‘Hip,
-hip for the blood of the Lamb, hurrah!’ or that exquisite one:</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i1">“‘The bells of Hell ring tingalingaling</p>
-
-<p class="i3">For you, but not for me.</p>
-
-<p class="i1b">For me the angels singalingaling;</p>
-
-<p class="i3">They’ve got the goods for me.’</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">Unhappily it’s impossible.”</p>
-
-<p>“Your ideas,” said Cravister in his flutiest voice, “are somewhat Gothic. I think I can
-understand them, though of course I don’t sympathize or approve. My advice to people in
-doubt about what course of action they ought to pursue is always the same: do what you
-want to.”</p>
-
-<p>“Cravister, you’re hopeless,” said Dick, laughing. “I suppose I am rather Gothic, but I
-do feel that the question of ought as well as of want does arise.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick had come to his old friend for advice about Life. What ought he to do? The
-indefatigable pen of Pearl Bellairs solved for him the financial problem. There remained
-only the moral problem: how could he best expend his energies and <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-44">[Pg 44]</a></span>his time? Should he devote himself to
-knowing or doing, philosophy or politics? He felt in himself the desire to search for
-truth and the ability—who knows?—to find it. On the other hand, the horrors of the world
-about him seemed to call on him to put forth all his strength in an effort to ameliorate
-what was so patently and repulsively bad. Actually, what had to be decided was this:
-Should he devote himself to the researches necessary to carry out the plan, long ripening
-in his brain, of a new system of scientific philosophy; or should he devote his powers and
-Pearl Bellairs’ money in propaganda that should put life into the English revolutionary
-movement? Great moral principles were in the balance. And Cravister’s advice was, do what
-you want to!</p>
-
-<p>After a month of painful indecision, Dick, who was a real Englishman, arrived at a
-satisfactory compromise. He started work on his new Synthetic Philosophy, and at the same
-time joined the staff of the <i>Weekly International</i>, to which he contributed both
-money and articles. The weeks slipped pleasantly and profitably along. The secret of
-happiness lies in <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-45">[Pg
-45]</a></span>congenial work, and no one could have worked harder than Dick, unless it was
-the indefatigable Pearl Bellairs, whose nightly output of five thousand words sufficed to
-support not only Dick but the <i>Weekly International</i> as well. These months were
-perhaps the happiest period of Dick’s life. He had friends, money, liberty; he knew
-himself to be working well; and it was an extra, a supererogatory happiness that he began
-at this time to get on much better with his sister Millicent than he had ever done before.
-Millicent had come up to Oxford as a student at St. Mungo Hall in Dick’s third year. She
-had grown into a very efficient and very intelligent young woman. A particularly handsome
-young woman as well. She was boyishly slender, and a natural grace kept on breaking
-through the somewhat rigid deportment, which she always tried to impose upon herself, in
-little beautiful gestures and movements that made the onlooker catch his breath with
-astonished pleasure.</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i1">“Wincing she was as is a jolly colt,</p>
-
-<p class="i1a">Straight as a mast and upright as a bolt:”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">Chaucer had as good an eye for youthful <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-46">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg
-46]</a></span>grace as for mormals and bristly nostrils and thick red jovial
-villainousness.</p>
-
-<p>Millicent lost no time in making her presence at St. Mungo’s felt. Second- and
-third-year heroines might snort at the forwardness of a mere fresh-girl, might resent the
-complete absence of veneration for their glory exhibited by this youthful bejauna;
-Millicent pursued her course unmoved. She founded new societies and put fresh life into
-the institutions which already existed at St. Mungo’s to take cocoa and discuss the
-problems of the universe. She played hockey like a tornado, and she worked alarmingly
-hard. Decidedly, Millicent was a Force, very soon the biggest Force in the St. Mungo
-world. In her fifth term she organized the famous St. Mungo general strike, which
-compelled the authorities to relax a few of the more intolerably tyrannical and
-anachronistic rules restricting the liberty of the students. It was she who went, on
-behalf of the strikers, to interview the redoubtable Miss Prosser, Principal of St.
-Mungo’s. The redoubtable Miss Prosser looked grim and invited her to sit down, Millicent
-sat down and, without <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-47">[Pg
-47]</a></span>quailing, delivered a short but pointed speech attacking the fundamental
-principles of the St. Mungo system of discipline.</p>
-
-<p>“Your whole point of view,” she assured Miss Prosser, “is radically wrong. It’s an
-insult to the female sex; it’s positively obscene. Your root assumption is simply this:
-that we’re all in a chronic state of sexual excitement; leave us alone for a moment and
-we’ll immediately put our desires into practice. It’s disgusting. It makes me blush. After
-all, Miss Prosser, we are a college of intelligent women, not an asylum of
-nymphomaniacs.”</p>
-
-<p>For the first time in her career, Miss Prosser had to admit herself beaten. The
-authorities gave in—reluctantly and on only a few points; but the principle had been
-shaken, and that, as Millicent pointed out, was what really mattered.</p>
-
-<p>Dick used to see a good deal of his sister while he was still in residence at
-Canteloup, and after he had gone down he used to come regularly once a fortnight during
-term to visit her. That horrible mutual reserve, which poisons the social life of most
-families and which <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-48">[Pg
-48]</a></span>had effectively made of their brotherly and sisterly relation a prolonged
-discomfort in the past, began to disappear. They became the best of friends.</p>
-
-<p>“I like you, Dick, a great deal better than I did,” said Millicent one day as they were
-parting at the gate of St. Mungo’s after a long walk together.</p>
-
-<p>Dick took off his hat and bowed. “My dear, I reciprocate the sentiment. And, what’s
-more, I esteem and admire you. So there.”</p>
-
-<p>Millicent curtsied, and they laughed. They both felt very happy.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h4 id="Farcical_06">VI</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">“W<small>HAT</small> a life!” said Dick, with a sigh of weariness as
-the train moved out of Euston.</p>
-
-<p>Not a bad life, Millicent thought.</p>
-
-<p>“But horribly fatiguing. I am quite outreined by it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Outreined” was Dick’s translation of <i>éreinté</i>. He liked using words of his own
-manufacture; one had to learn his idiom before one could properly appreciate his intimate
-conversation.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-49">[Pg 49]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Dick had every justification for being outreined. The spring and summer had passed for
-him in a whirl of incessant activity. He had written three long chapters of the <i>New
-Synthetic Philosophy</i>, and had the material for two more ready in the form of notes. He
-had helped to organize and bring to its successful conclusion the great carpenters’ strike
-of May and June. He had written four pamphlets and a small army of political articles. And
-this comprised only half his labour; for nightly, from twelve till two, Pearl Bellairs
-emerged to compose the masterpieces which supplied Dick with his bread and butter. <i>Apes
-in Purple</i> had been published in May. Since then she had finished <i>La Belle Dame sans
-Morality</i>, and had embarked on the first chapters of <i>Daisy’s Voyage to Cythera</i>.
-Her weekly articles, “For the Girls of Britain,” had become, during this period, a regular
-and favourite feature in the pages of <i>Hildebrand’s Sabbath</i>, that prince of Sunday
-papers. At the beginning of July, Dick considered that he had earned a holiday, and now
-they were off, he and Millicent, for the North.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-50">[Pg 50]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Dick had taken a cottage on the shore of one of those long salt-water lochs that give
-to the west coast of Scotland such a dissipated appearance on the map. For miles around
-there was not a living soul who did not bear the name of Campbell—two families only
-excepted, one of whom was called Murray-Drummond and the other Drummond-Murray. However,
-it was not for the people that Dick and Millicent had come, so much as for the landscape,
-which made up in variety for anything that the inhabitants might lack. Behind the cottage,
-in the midst of a narrow strip of bog lying between the loch and the foot of the
-mountains, stood one of the numerous tombs of Ossian, a great barrow of ancient stones.
-And a couple of miles away the remains of Deirdre’s Scottish refuge bore witness to the
-Celtic past. The countryside was dotted with the black skeletons of mediĂŚval castles.
-Astonishing country, convulsed into fantastic mountain shapes, cut and indented by winding
-fiords. On summer days the whole of this improbable landscape became blue and remote and
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-51">[Pg 51]</a></span>aerially
-transparent. Its beauty lacked all verisimilitude. It was for that reason that Dick chose
-the neighbourhood for his holidays. After the insistent actuality of London this frankly
-unreal coast was particularly refreshing to a jaded spirit.</p>
-
-<p>“Nous sommes ici en plein romantisme,” said Dick on the day of their arrival, making a
-comprehensive gesture towards the dream-like scenery, and for the rest of his holiday he
-acted the part of a young romantic of the palmy period. He sat at the foot of Ossian’s
-tomb and read Lamartine; he declaimed Byron from the summit of the mountains and Shelley
-as he rowed along the loch. In the evening he read George Sand’s <i>Indiana</i>; he
-agonized with the pure, but passionate, heroine, while his admiration for Sir Brown, her
-English lover, the impassive giant who never speaks and is always clothed in faultless
-hunting costume, knew no bounds. He saturated himself in the verses of Victor Hugo, and at
-last almost came to persuade himself that the words, <i>Dieu</i>, <i>infinitĂŠ</i>,
-<i>eternitĂŠ</i>, with which the works of that deplorable genius are so profusely
-sprinkled, actually <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-52">[Pg
-52]</a></span>possessed some meaning, though what that meaning was he could not, even in
-his most romantic transports, discover. Pearl Bellairs, of course, understood quite
-clearly their significance, and though she was a very poor French scholar she used
-sometimes to be moved almost to tears by the books she found lying about when she came
-into existence after midnight. She even copied out extracts into her notebooks with a view
-to using them in her next novel.</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i0">“Les plus désespérés sont les chants les plus beaux,</p>
-
-<p class="i0a">Et j’en sais d’immortels qui sont de purs sanglots,”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">was a couplet which struck her as sublime.</p>
-
-<p>Millicent, meanwhile, did the housekeeping with extraordinary efficiency, took a great
-deal of exercise, and read long, serious books; she humoured her brother in his holiday
-romanticism, but refused to take part in the game.</p>
-
-<p>The declaration of war took them completely by surprise. It is true that a
-<i>Scotsman</i> found its way into the cottage by about lunch-time every day, but it was
-never read, and served only to light fires and wrap up fish and things of that <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-53">[Pg 53]</a></span>sort. No letters were
-being forwarded, for they had left no address; they were isolated from the world. On the
-fatal morning Dick had, indeed, glanced at the paper, without however noticing anything
-out of the ordinary. It was only later when, alarmed by the rumours floating round the
-village shop, he came to examine his <i>Scotsman</i> more closely, that he found about
-half-way down the third column of one of the middle pages an admirable account of all that
-had been so tragically happening in the last twenty-four hours; he learnt with horror that
-Europe was at war and that; his country too had entered the arena. Even in the midst of
-his anguish of spirit he could not help admiring the <i>Scotsman’s</i> splendid
-impassivity—no headlines, no ruffling of the traditional aristocratic dignity. Like Sir
-Rodolphe Brown in <i>Indiana</i>, he thought, with a sickly smile.</p>
-
-<p>Dick determined to start for London at once. He felt that he must act, or at least
-create the illusion of action; he could not stay quietly where he was. It was arranged
-that he should set out that afternoon, while Millicent should follow <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-54">[Pg 54]</a></span>a day or two later with
-the bulk of the luggage. The train which took him to Glasgow was slower than he thought it
-possible for any train to be. He tried to read, he tried to sleep; it was no good. His
-nervous agitation was pitiable; he made little involuntary movements with his limbs, and
-every now and then the muscles of his face began twitching in a spasmodic and
-uncontrollable tic. There were three hours to wait in Glasgow; he spent them in wandering
-about the streets. In the interminable summer twilight the inhabitants of Glasgow came
-forth into the open to amuse themselves; the sight almost made him sick. Was it possible
-that there should be human beings so numerous and so uniformly hideous? Small, deformed,
-sallow, they seemed malignantly ugly, as if on purpose. The words they spoke were
-incomprehensible. He shuddered; it was an alien place—it was hell.</p>
-
-<p>The London train was crammed. Three gross Italians got into Dick’s carriage, and after
-they had drunk and eaten with loud, unpleasant gusto, they prepared themselves for sleep
-by taking off their <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-55">[Pg
-55]</a></span>boots. Their feet smelt strongly ammoniac, like a cage of mice long
-uncleaned. Acutely awake, while the other occupants of the compartment enjoyed a happy
-unconsciousness, he looked at the huddled carcasses that surrounded him. The warmth and
-the smell of them was suffocating, and there came to his mind, with the nightmarish
-insistence of a fixed idea, the thought that every breath they exhaled was saturated with
-disease. To be condemned to sit in a hot bath of consumption and syphilis—it was too
-horrible! The moment came at last when he could bear it no longer; he got up and went into
-the corridor. Standing there, or sitting sometimes for a few dreary minutes in the
-lavatory, he passed the rest of the night. The train roared along without a stop. The
-roaring became articulate: in the days of his childhood trains used to run to the tune of
-“Lancashire, to Lancashire, to fetch a pocket-handkercher; to Lancashire, to Lancashire
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.” But to-night the wheels were shouting insistently, a million times over,
-two words only—“the War, the War; the War, the War.” He tried <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-56">[Pg 56]</a></span>desperately to make them say something
-else, but they refused to recite Milton; they refused to go to Lancashire; they went on
-with their endless Tibetan litany—the War, the War, the War.</p>
-
-<p>By the time he reached London, Dick was in a wretched state. His nerves were twittering
-and jumping within him; he felt like a walking aviary. The tic in his face had become more
-violent and persistent. As he stood in the station, waiting for a cab, he overheard a
-small child saying to its mother, “What’s the matter with that man’s face, mother?”</p>
-
-<p>“Sh—sh, darling,” was the reply. “It’s rude.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick turned and saw the child’s big round eyes fixed with fascinated curiosity upon
-him, as though he were a kind of monster. He put his hand to his forehead and tried to
-stop the twitching of the muscles beneath the skin. It pained him to think that he had
-become a scarecrow for children.</p>
-
-<p>Arrived at his flat, Dick drank a glass of brandy and lay down for a rest. He felt
-exhausted—ill. At half-past one he got up, drank some more brandy, and crept <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-57">[Pg 57]</a></span>down into the street. It
-was intensely hot; the pavements reverberated the sunlight in a glare which hurt his eyes;
-they seemed to be in a state of grey incandescence. A nauseating smell of wetted dust rose
-from the roadway, along which a water-cart was slowly piddling its way. He realized
-suddenly that he ought not to have drunk all that brandy on an empty stomach; he was
-definitely rather tipsy. He had arrived at that state of drunkenness when the senses
-perceive things clearly, but do not transmit their knowledge to the understanding. He was
-painfully conscious of this division, and it needed all the power of his will to establish
-contact between his parted faculties. It was as though he were, by a great and prolonged
-effort, keeping his brain pressed against the back of his eyes; as soon as he relaxed the
-pressure, the understanding part slipped back, the contact was broken, and he relapsed
-into a state bordering on imbecility. The actions which ordinarily one does by habit and
-without thinking, he had to perform consciously and voluntarily. He had to reason out the
-problem of walking—first the left foot <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-58">[Pg 58]</a></span>forward, then the right. How ingeniously he worked his
-ankles and knees and hips! How delicately the thighs slid past one another!</p>
-
-<p>He found a restaurant and sat there drinking coffee and trying to eat an omelette until
-he felt quite sober. Then he drove to the offices of the <i>Weekly International</i> to
-have a talk with Hyman, the editor. Hyman was sitting in his shirt-sleeves, writing.</p>
-
-<p>He lifted his head as Dick came in. “Greenow,” he shouted delightedly, “we were all
-wondering what had become of you. We thought you’d joined the Army.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick shook his head, but did not speak; the hot stuffy smell of printer’s ink and
-machinery combined with the atrocious reek of Hyman’s Virginian cigarettes to make him
-feel rather faint. He sat down on the window-ledge, so as to be able to breathe an
-uncontaminated air.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” he said at last, “what about it?”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s going to be hell.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-59">[Pg 59]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Did you suppose I thought it was going to be paradise?” Dick replied irritably.
-“Internationalism looks rather funny now, doesn’t it?”</p>
-
-<p>“I believe in it more than ever I did,” cried Hyman. His face lit up with the fervour
-of his enthusiasm. It was a fine face, gaunt, furrowed, and angular, for all that he was
-barely thirty, looking as though it had been boldly chiselled from some hard stone. “The
-rest of the world may go mad; we’ll try and keep our sanity. The time will come when
-they’ll see we were right.”</p>
-
-<p>Hyman talked on. His passionate sincerity and singleness of purpose were an inspiration
-to Dick. He had always admired Hyman—with the reservations, of course, that the man was
-rather a fanatic and not so well-educated as he might have been—but to-day he admired him
-more than ever. He was even moved by that perhaps too facile eloquence which of old had
-been used to leave him cold. After promising to do a series of articles on international
-relations for the paper, Dick went home, feeling better than he had done all day.</p>
-
-<p>He decided that he would begin writing his articles at once. He collected pens, <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-60">[Pg 60]</a></span>paper, and ink and sat
-down in a business-like way at his bureau. He remembered distinctly biting the tip of his
-pen-holder; it tasted rather bitter.</p>
-
-<p>And then he realized he was standing in Regent Street, looking in at one of the windows
-of Liberty’s.</p>
-
-<p>For a long time he stood there quite still, absorbed to all appearance in the
-contemplation of a piece of peacock-blue fabric. But all his attention was concentrated
-within himself, not on anything outside. He was wondering—wondering how it came about that
-he was sitting at his writing-table at one moment, and standing, at the next, in Regent
-Street. He hadn’t—the thought flashed upon him—he hadn’t been drinking any more of that
-brandy, had he? No, he felt himself to be perfectly sober. He moved slowly away and
-continued to speculate as he walked.</p>
-
-<p>At Oxford Circus he bought an evening paper. He almost screamed aloud when he saw that
-the date printed at the head of the page was August 12th. It was on August 7th that he had
-sat down at his writing-table to compose those articles. <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-61">[Pg 61]</a></span>Five days ago, and he had not the faintest
-recollection of what had happened in those five days.</p>
-
-<p>He made all haste back to the flat. Everything was in perfect order. He had evidently
-had a picnic lunch that morning—sardines, bread and jam, and raisins; the remains of it
-still covered the table. He opened the sideboard and took out the brandy bottle. Better
-make quite sure. He held it up to the light; it was more than three-quarters full. Not a
-drop had gone since the day of his return. If brandy wasn’t the cause, then what was?</p>
-
-<p>As he sat there thinking, he began in an absent-minded way to look at his evening
-paper. He read the news on the front page, then turned to the inner sheets. His eye fell
-on these words printed at the head of the column next the leading article:</p>
-
-<p>“To the Women of the Empire. Thoughts in War-Time. By Pearl Bellairs.” Underneath in
-brackets: “The first of a series of inspiring patriotic articles by Miss Bellairs, the
-well-known novelist.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick groaned in agony. He saw in a <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-62">[Pg 62]</a></span>flash what had happened to his five missing days. Pearl had
-got hold of them somehow, had trespassed upon his life out of her own reserved nocturnal
-existence. She had taken advantage of his agitated mental state to have a little fun in
-her own horrible way.</p>
-
-<p>He picked up the paper once more and began to read Pearl’s article. “Inspiring and
-patriotic”: those were feeble words in which to describe Pearl’s shrilly raucous
-chauvinism. And the style! Christ! to think that he was responsible, at least in part, for
-this. Responsible, for had not the words been written by his own hand and composed in some
-horrible bluebeard’s chamber of his own brain? They had, there was no denying it. Pearl’s
-literary atrocities had never much distressed him; he had long given up reading a word she
-wrote. Her bank balance was the only thing about her that interested him. But now she was
-invading the sanctities of his private life. She was trampling on his dearest convictions,
-denying his faith. She was a public danger. It was all too frightful.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-63">[Pg 63]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He passed the afternoon in misery. Suicide or brandy seemed the only cures. Not very
-satisfactory ones, though. Towards evening an illuminating idea occurred to him. He would
-go and see Rogers. Rogers knew all about psychology—from books, at any rate: Freud, Jung,
-Morton Prince, and people like that. He used to try hypnotic experiments on his friends
-and even dabbled in amateur psychotherapy. Rogers might help him to lay the ghost of
-Pearl. He ate a hasty dinner and went to see Rogers in his Kensington rooms.</p>
-
-<p>Rogers was sitting at a table with a great book open in front of him. The reading-lamp,
-which was the only light in the room, brightly illumined one side of the pallid, puffy,
-spectacled face, leaving the other in complete darkness, save for a little cedilla of
-golden light caught on the fold of flesh at the corner of his mouth. His huge shadow
-crossed the floor, began to climb the wall, and from the shoulders upwards mingled itself
-with the general darkness of the room.</p>
-
-<p>“Good evening, Rogers,” said Dick <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-64">[Pg 64]</a></span>wearily. “I wish you wouldn’t try and look like Rembrandt’s
-‘Christ at Emmaus’ with these spectacular chiaroscuro effects.”</p>
-
-<p>Rogers gave vent to his usual nervous giggling laugh. “This is very nice of you to come
-and see me, Greenow.”</p>
-
-<p>“How’s the Board of Trade?” Rogers was a Civil Servant by profession.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, business as usual, as the <i>Daily Mail</i> would say.” Rogers laughed again as
-though he had made a joke.</p>
-
-<p>After a little talk of things indifferent, Dick brought the conversation round to
-himself.</p>
-
-<p>“I believe I’m getting a bit neurasthenic,” he said. “Fits of depression, nervous
-pains, lassitude, anæmia of the will. I’ve come to you for professional advice. I want you
-to nose out my suppressed complexes, analyse me, dissect me. Will you do that for me?”</p>
-
-<p>Rogers was evidently delighted. “I’ll do my best,” he said, with assumed modesty. “But
-I’m no good at the thing, so you mustn’t expect much.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m at your disposal,” said Dick.</p>
-
-<p>Rogers placed his guest in a large arm-chair. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-65">[Pg 65]</a></span>“Relax your muscles and think of nothing at all.” Dick sat
-there flabby and abstracted while Rogers made his preparations. His apparatus consisted
-chiefly in a notebook and a stop-watch. He seated himself at the table.</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” he said solemnly, “I want you to listen to me. I propose to read out a list of
-words; after each of the words you must say the first word that comes into your head. The
-very first, mind, however foolish it may seem. And say it as soon as it crosses your mind;
-don’t wait to think. I shall write down your answers and take the time between each
-question and reply.”</p>
-
-<p>Rogers cleared his throat and started.</p>
-
-<p>“Mother,” he said in a loud, clear voice. He always began his analyses with the family.
-For since the majority of kinks and complexes date from childhood, it is instructive to
-investigate the relations between the patient and those who surrounded him at an early
-age. “Mother.”</p>
-
-<p>“Dead,” replied Dick immediately. He had scarcely known his mother.</p>
-
-<p>“Father.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-66">[Pg 66]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Dull.” One and a fifth seconds’ interval.</p>
-
-<p>“Sister.” Rogers pricked his ears for the reply: his favourite incest-theory depended
-on it.</p>
-
-<p>“Fabian Society,” said Dick, after two seconds’ interval. Rogers was a little
-disappointed. He was agreeably thrilled and excited by the answer he received to his next
-word: “Aunt.”</p>
-
-<p>The seconds passed, bringing nothing with them; and then at last there floated into
-Dick’s mind the image of himself as a child, dressed in green velvet and lace, a perfect
-Bubbles boy, kneeling on Auntie Loo’s lap and arranging a troop of lead soldiers on the
-horizontal projection of her corsage.</p>
-
-<p>“Bosom,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>Rogers wrote down the word and underlined it. Six and three-fifths seconds: very
-significant. He turned now to the chapter of possible accidents productive of nervous
-shocks.</p>
-
-<p>“Fire.”</p>
-
-<p>“Coal.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sea.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sick.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-67">[Pg 67]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Train.”</p>
-
-<p>“Smell.”</p>
-
-<p>And so on. Dull answers all the time. Evidently, nothing very catastrophic had ever
-happened to him. Now for a frontal attack on the fortress of sex itself.</p>
-
-<p>“Women.” There was rather a long pause, four seconds, and then Dick replied,
-“Novelist.” Rogers was puzzled.</p>
-
-<p>“Breast.”</p>
-
-<p>“Chicken.” That was disappointing. Rogers could find no trace of those sinister moral
-censors, expurgators of impulse, suppressors of happiness. Perhaps the trouble lay in
-religion.</p>
-
-<p>“Christ,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>Dick replied, “Amen,” with the promptitude of a parish clerk.</p>
-
-<p>“God.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick’s mind remained a perfect blank. The word seemed to convey to him nothing at all.
-God, God. After a long time there appeared before his inward eye the face of a boy he had
-known at school and at Oxford, one Godfrey Wilkinson, called God for short.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-68">[Pg 68]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Wilkinson.” Ten seconds and a fifth.</p>
-
-<p>A few more miscellaneous questions, and the list was exhausted. Almost suddenly, Dick
-fell into a kind of hypnotic sleep. Rogers sat pensive in front of his notes; sometimes he
-consulted a text-book. At the end of half an hour he awakened Dick to tell him that he had
-had, as a child, consciously or unconsciously, a great Freudian passion for his aunt; that
-later on he had had another passion, almost religious in its fervour and intensity, for
-somebody called Wilkinson; and that the cause of all his present troubles lay in one or
-other of these episodes. If he liked, he (Rogers) would investigate the matter further
-with a view to establishing a cure.</p>
-
-<p>Dick thanked him very much, thought it wasn’t worth taking any more trouble, and went
-home.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h4 id="Farcical_07">VII</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">M<small>ILLICENT</small> was organizing a hospital supply dĂŠpĂ´t,
-organizing indefatigably, from morning till night. It was October; Dick had not seen his
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-69">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg 69]</a></span>sister since those first hours of the war in
-Scotland; he had had too much to think about these last months to pay attention to anyone
-but himself. To-day, at last, he decided that he would go and pay her a visit. Millicent
-had commandeered a large house in Kensington from a family of Jews, who were anxious to
-live down a deplorable name by a display of patriotism. Dick found her sitting there in
-her office—young, formidable, beautiful, severe—at a big desk covered with papers.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Dick, “you’re winning the war, I see.”</p>
-
-<p>“You, I gather, are not,” Millicent replied.</p>
-
-<p>“I believe in the things I always believed in.”</p>
-
-<p>“So do I.”</p>
-
-<p>“But in a different way, my dear—in a different way,” said Dick sadly. There was a
-silence.</p>
-
-<p>“Had we better quarrel?” Millicent asked meditatively.</p>
-
-<p>“I think we can manage with nothing worse than a coolness—for the duration.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well, a coolness.”</p>
-
-<p>“A smouldering coolness.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-70">[Pg 70]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Good,” said Millicent briskly. “Let it start smouldering at once. I must get on with
-my work. Good-bye, Dick. God bless you. Let me know sometimes how you get on.”</p>
-
-<p>“No need to ask how you get on,” said Dick with a smile, as he shook her hand. “I know
-by experience that you always get on, only too well, ruthlessly well.”</p>
-
-<p>He went out. Millicent returned to her letters with concentrated ardour; a frown
-puckered the skin between her eyebrows.</p>
-
-<p>Probably, Dick reflected as he made his way down the stairs, he wouldn’t see her again
-for a year or so. He couldn’t honestly say that it affected him much. Other people became
-daily more and more like ghosts, unreal, thin, vaporous; while every hour the
-consciousness of himself grew more intense and all-absorbing. The only person who was more
-than a shadow to him now was Hyman of the <i>Weekly International</i>. In those first
-horrible months of the war, when he was wrestling with Pearl Bellairs and failing to cast
-her out, it was Hyman who kept him from melancholy and suicide. Hyman made him write a
-long article every week, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-71">[Pg
-71]</a></span>dragged him into the office to do sub-editorial work, kept him so busy that
-there were long hours when he had no time to brood over his own insoluble problems. And
-his enthusiasm was so passionate and sincere that sometimes even Dick was infected by it;
-he could believe that life was worth living and the cause worth fighting for. But not for
-long; for the devil would return, insistent and untiring. Pearl Bellairs was greedy for
-life; she was not content with her short midnight hours; she wanted the freedom of whole
-days. And whenever Dick was overtired, or ill or nervous, she leapt upon him and stamped
-him out of existence, till enough strength came back for him to reassert his personality.
-And the articles she wrote! The short stories! The recruiting songs! Dick dared not read
-them; they were terrible, terrible.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h4 id="Farcical_08">VIII</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">THE months passed by. The longer the war lasted, the longer it seemed
-likely to last. Dick supported life somehow. Then came the menace of conscription. <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-72">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg
-72]</a></span>The <i>Weekly International</i> organized a great anti-conscription
-campaign, in which Hyman and Dick were the leading spirits. Dick was almost happy. This
-kind of active work was new to him and he enjoyed it, finding it exciting and at the same
-time sedative. For a self-absorbed and brooding mind, pain itself is an anodyne. He
-enjoyed his incessant journeys, his speechmaking to queer audiences in obscure halls and
-chapels; he liked talking with earnest members of impossible Christian sects, pacifists
-who took not the faintest interest in the welfare of humanity at large, but were wholly
-absorbed in the salvation of their own souls and in keeping their consciences clear from
-the faintest trace of blood-guiltiness. He enjoyed the sense of power which came to him,
-when he roused the passion of the crowd to enthusiastic assent, or breasted the storm of
-antagonism. He enjoyed everything—even getting a bloody nose from a patriot hired and
-intoxicated by a great evening paper to break up one of his meetings. It all seemed
-tremendously exciting and important at the time. And yet when, in quiet moments, he came
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-73">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
-&nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg 73]</a></span>to look back on his days of activity, they seemed
-utterly empty and futile. What was left of them? Nothing, nothing at all. The momentary
-intoxication had died away, the stirred ant’s-nest had gone back to normal life. Futility
-of action! There was nothing permanent, or decent, or worth while, except thought. And of
-that he was almost incapable now. His mind, when it was not occupied by the immediate and
-actual, turned inward morbidly upon itself. He looked at the manuscript of his book and
-wondered whether he would ever be able to go on with it. It seemed doubtful. Was he, then,
-condemned to pass the rest of his existence enslaved to the beastliness and futility of
-mere quotidian action? And even in action his powers were limited; if he exerted himself
-too much—and the limits of fatigue were soon reached—Pearl Bellairs, watching perpetually
-like a hungry tigress for her opportunity, leapt upon him and took possession of his
-conscious faculties. And then, it might be for a matter of hours or of days, he was lost,
-blotted off the register of living souls, while she performed, with intense and <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-74">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg
-74]</a></span>hideous industry, her self-appointed task. More than once his
-anti-conscription campaigns had been cut short and he himself had suddenly disappeared
-from public life, to return with the vaguest stories of illness or private affairs—stories
-that made his friends shake their heads and wonder which it was among the noble army of
-vices that poor Dick Greenow was so mysteriously addicted to. Some said drink, some said
-women, some said opium, and some hinted at things infinitely darker and more horrid. Hyman
-asked him point-blank what it was, one morning when he had returned to the office after
-three days’ unaccountable absence.</p>
-
-<p>Dick blushed painfully. “It isn’t anything you think,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“What is it, then?” Hyman insisted.</p>
-
-<p>“I can’t tell you,” Dick replied desperately and in torture, “but I swear it’s nothing
-discreditable. I beg you won’t ask me any more.”</p>
-
-<p>Hyman had to pretend to be satisfied with that.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-75">[Pg 75]</a></span></p>
-
-<h4 id="Farcical_09">IX</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">A <small>TACTICAL</small> move in the anti-conscription campaign was
-the foundation of a club, a place where people with pacific or generally advanced ideas
-could congregate.</p>
-
-<p>“A club like this would soon be the intellectual centre of London,” said Hyman, ever
-sanguine.</p>
-
-<p>Dick shrugged his shoulders. He had a wide experience of pacifists.</p>
-
-<p>“If you bring people together,” Hyman went on, “they encourage one another to be
-bold—strengthen one another’s faith.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Dick dyspeptically. “When they’re in a herd, they can believe that they’re
-much more numerous and important than they really are.”</p>
-
-<p>“But, man, they are numerous, they are important!” Hyman shouted and gesticulated.</p>
-
-<p>Dick allowed himself to be persuaded into an optimism which he knew to be ill-founded.
-The consolations of religion <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-76">[Pg
-76]</a></span>do not console the less efficaciously for being illusory.</p>
-
-<p>It was a longtime before they could think of a suitable name for their club. Dick
-suggested that it should be called the Sclopis Club. “Such a lovely name,” he explained.
-“Sclopis—Sclopis; it tastes precious in the mouth.” But the rest of the committee would
-not hear of it; they wanted a name that meant something. One lady suggested that it should
-be called the Everyman Club; Dick objected with passion. “It makes one shudder,” he said.
-The lady thought it was a beautiful and uplifting name, but as Mr. Greenow was so strongly
-opposed, she wouldn’t press the claims of Everyman. Hyman wanted to call it the Pacifist
-Club, but that was judged too provocative. Finally, they agreed to call it the Novembrist
-Club, because it was November and they could think of no better title.</p>
-
-<p>The inaugural dinner of the Novembrist Club was held at Piccolomini’s Restaurant.
-Piccolomini is in, but not exactly of, Soho, for it is a cross between a Soho restaurant
-and a Corner House, a hybrid which combines the worst qualities <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-77">[Pg 77]</a></span>of both parents—the dirt and inefficiency
-of Soho, the size and vulgarity of Lyons. There is a large upper chamber reserved for
-agapes. Here, one wet and dismal winter’s evening, the Novembrists assembled.</p>
-
-<p>Dick arrived early, and from his place near the door he watched his fellow-members come
-in. He didn’t much like the look of them. “Middle class” was what he found himself
-thinking; and he had to admit, when his conscience reproached him for it, that he did not
-like the middle classes, the lower middle classes, the lower classes. He was, there was no
-denying it, a bloodsucker at heart—cultured and intelligent, perhaps, but a bloodsucker
-none the less.</p>
-
-<p>The meal began. Everything about it was profoundly suspect. The spoons were made of
-some pale pinchbeck metal, very light and flimsy; one expected them to melt in the soup,
-or one would have done, if the soup had been even tepid. The food was thick and greasy.
-Dick wondered what it really looked like under the concealing sauces. The wine left an
-indescribable taste that lingered on the palate, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-78">[Pg 78]</a></span>like the savour of brass or of charcoal fumes.</p>
-
-<p>From childhood upwards Dick had suffered from the intensity of his visceral reactions
-to emotion. Fear and shyness were apt to make him feel very sick, and disgust produced in
-him a sensation of intolerable queasiness. Disgust had seized upon his mind to-night. He
-grew paler with the arrival of every dish, and the wine, instead of cheering him, made him
-feel much worse. His neighbours to right and left ate with revolting heartiness. On one
-side sat Miss Gibbs, garishly dressed in ill-assorted colours that might be called
-futuristic; on the other was Mr. Something in pince-nez, rather ambrosial about the hair.
-Mr. Something was a poet, or so the man who introduced them had said. Miss Gibbs was just
-an ordinary member of the Intelligentsia, like the rest of us.</p>
-
-<p>The Lower Classes, the Lower Classes .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p>“Are you interested in the Modern Theatre?” asked Mr. Something in his mellow voice.
-Too mellow—oh, much too mellow!</p>
-
-<p>“Passably,” said Dick.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-79">[Pg 79]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“So am I,” said Mr. Thingummy. “I am a vice-president of the Craftsmen’s League of Joy,
-which perhaps you may have heard of.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick shook his head; this was going to be terrible.</p>
-
-<p>“The objects of the Craftsmen’s League of Joy,” Mr. Thingummy continued, “or rather,
-one of the objects—for it has many—is to establish Little Theatres in every town and
-village in England, where simple, uplifting, beautiful plays might be acted. The people
-have no joy.”</p>
-
-<p>“They have the cinema and the music hall,” said Dick. He was filled with a sudden
-senseless irritation. “They get all the joy they want out of the jokes of the comics and
-the legs of the women.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, but that is an impure joy,” Mr. What’s-his-name protested.</p>
-
-<p>“Impure purple, Herbert Spenser’s favourite colour,” flashed irrelevantly through
-Dick’s brain.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, speaking for myself,” he said aloud, “I know I get more joy out of a good pair
-of legs than out of any number of uplifting plays of the kind they’d be <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-80">[Pg 80]</a></span>sure to act in your
-little theatres. The people ask for sex and you give them a stone.”</p>
-
-<p>How was it, he wondered, that the right opinions in the mouths of these people sounded
-so horribly cheap and wrong? They degraded what was noble; beauty became fly-blown at
-their touch. Their intellectual tradition was all wrong. Lower classes, it always came
-back to that. When they talked about war and the International, Dick felt a hot geyser of
-chauvinism bubbling up in his breast. In order to say nothing stupid, he refrained from
-speaking at all. Miss Gibbs switched the conversation on to art. She admired all the right
-people. Dick told her that he thought Sir Luke Fildes to be the best modern artist. But
-his irritation knew no bounds when he found out a little later that Mr. Something had read
-the poems of Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke. He felt inclined to say, “You may have read
-them, but of course you can’t understand or appreciate them.”</p>
-
-<p>Lower Classes .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p>How clear and splendid were the ideas of right and justice! If only one <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-81">[Pg 81]</a></span>could filter away the
-contaminating human element. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Reason compelled him to believe in democracy,
-in internationalism, in revolution; morality demanded justice for the oppressed. But
-neither morality nor reason would ever bring him to take pleasure in the company of
-democrats or revolutionaries, or make him find the oppressed, individually, any less
-antipathetic.</p>
-
-<p>At the end of this nauseating meal, Dick was called on to make a speech. Rising to his
-feet, he began stammering and hesitating; he felt like an imbecile. Then suddenly
-inspiration came. The great religious ideas of Justice and Democracy swept like a rushing
-wind through his mind, purging it of all insignificant human and personal preferences or
-dislikes. He was filled with pentecostal fire. He spoke in a white heat of intellectual
-passion, dominating his hearers, infecting them with his own high enthusiasm. He sat down
-amid cheers. Miss Gibbs and Mr. Thingummy leaned towards him with flushed, shining
-faces.</p>
-
-<p>“That was wonderful, Mr. Greenow. I’ve never heard anything like it,” <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-82">[Pg 82]</a></span>exclaimed Miss Gibbs,
-with genuine, unflattering enthusiasm.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Thing said something poetical about a trumpet-call. Dick looked from one to the
-other with blank and fishy eyes. So it was for these creatures he had been speaking!</p>
-
-<p>Good God! .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h4 id="Farcical_10">X</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">D<small>ICK</small>’<small>S</small> life was now a monotonous
-nightmare. The same impossible situation was repeated again and again. If it were not for
-the fact that he knew Pearl Bellairs to be entirely devoid of humour, Dick might have
-suspected that she was having a little quiet fun with him, so grotesque were the anomalies
-of his double life. Grotesque, but dreary, intolerably dreary. Situations which seem, in
-contemplation, romantic and adventurous have a habit of proving, when actually
-experienced, as dull and daily as a bank clerk’s routine. When you read about it, a Jekyll
-and Hyde existence sounds delightfully amusing; but when you live through it, as Dick
-found to his cost, it is merely a boring horror.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-83">[Pg 83]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>In due course Dick was called up by the Military Authorities. He pleaded conscientious
-objection. The date of his appearance before the Tribunal was fixed. Dick did not much
-relish the prospect of being a Christian martyr; it seemed an anachronism. However, it
-would have to be done. He would be an absolutist; there would be a little buffeting,
-spitting, and scourging, followed by an indefinite term of hard labour. It was all very
-unpleasant. But nothing could be much more unpleasant than life as he was now living it.
-He didn’t even mind very much if they killed him. Being or not being—the alternatives left
-him equally cold.</p>
-
-<p>The days that preceded his appearance before the Tribunal were busy days, spent in
-consulting solicitors, preparing speeches, collecting witnesses.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll give you a good run for your money,” said Hyman. “I hope they’ll be feeling a
-little uncomfortable by the time they have done with you, Greenow.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not nearly so uncomfortable as I <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-84">[Pg 84]</a></span>shall be feeling,” Dick replied, with a slightly melancholy
-smile.</p>
-
-<p>The South Marylebone Tribunal sat in a gloomy and fetid chamber in a police station.
-Dick, who was extremely sensitive to his surroundings, felt his fatigue and nervousness
-perceptibly increase as he entered the room. Five or six pitiable creatures with paralytic
-mothers or one-man businesses were briskly disposed of, and then it was Dick’s turn to
-present himself before his judges. He looked round the court, nodded to Hyman, smiled at
-Millicent, who had so far thawed their wartime coolness as to come and see him condemned,
-caught other friendly eyes. It was as though he were about to be electrocuted. The
-preliminaries passed off; he found himself answering questions in a loud, clear voice.
-Then the Military Representative began to loom horribly large. The Military Representative
-was a solicitor’s clerk disguised as a lieutenant in the Army Service Corps. He spoke in
-an accent that was more than genteel; it was rich, noble, aristocratic. Dick tried to
-remember where he had heard a <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-85">[Pg
-85]</a></span>man speaking like that before. He had it now. Once when he had been at
-Oxford after term was over. He had gone to see the Varieties, which come twice nightly and
-with cheap seats to the theatre after the undergraduates have departed. One of the turns
-had been a Nut, a descendant of the bloods and Champagne Charlies of earlier days. A young
-man in an alpaca evening suit and a monocle. He had danced, sung a song, spoken some
-patter. Sitting in the front row of the stalls, Dick had been able to see the large,
-swollen, tuberculous glands in his neck. They wobbled when he danced or sang.
-Fascinatingly horrible, those glands; and the young man, how terribly, painfully pathetic.
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. When the Military Representative spoke, he could hear again that wretched
-Nut’s rendering of the Eton and Oxford voice. It unnerved him.</p>
-
-<p>“What is your religion, Mr. Greenow?” the Military Representative asked.</p>
-
-<p>Fascinated, Dick looked to see whether he too had tuberculous glands. The Lieutenant
-had to repeat his question <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-86">[Pg
-86]</a></span>sharply. When he was irritated, his voice went back to its more natural
-nasal twang. Dick recovered his presence of mind.</p>
-
-<p>“I have no religion,” he answered.</p>
-
-<p>“But, surely, sir, you must have some kind of religion.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, if I must, if it’s in the Army Regulations, you had better put me down as an
-Albigensian, or a Bogomile, or, better still, as a Manichean. One can’t find oneself in
-this court without possessing a profound sense of the reality and active existence of a
-power of evil equal to, if not greater than, the power of good.”</p>
-
-<p>“This is rather irrelevant, Mr. Greenow,” said the Chairman.</p>
-
-<p>“I apologize.” Dick bowed to the court.</p>
-
-<p>“But if,” the Military Representative continued—“if your objection is not religious,
-may I ask what it is?”</p>
-
-<p>“It is based on a belief that all war is wrong, and that the solidarity of the human
-race can only be achieved in practice by protesting against war, wherever it appears and
-in whatever form.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-87">[Pg 87]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Do you disbelieve in force, Mr. Greenow?”</p>
-
-<p>“You might as well ask me if I disbelieve in gravitation. Of course, I believe in
-force: it is a fact.”</p>
-
-<p>“What would you do if you saw a German violating your sister?” said the Military
-Representative, putting his deadliest question.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps I had better ask my sister first,” Dick replied. “She is sitting just behind
-you in the court.”</p>
-
-<p>The Military Representative was covered with confusion. He coughed and blew his nose.
-The case dragged on. Dick made a speech; the Military Representative made a speech; the
-Chairman made a speech. The atmosphere of the court-room grew fouler and fouler. Dick
-sickened and suffocated in the second-hand air. An immense lassitude took possession of
-him; he did not care about anything—about the cause, about himself, about Hyman or
-Millicent or Pearl Bellairs. He was just tired. Voices buzzed and drawled in his
-ears—sometimes his own voice, sometimes other people’s. He did not listen to <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-88">[Pg 88]</a></span>what they said. He was
-tired—tired of all this idiotic talk, tired of the heat and smell. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>Tired of picking up very thistly wheat sheaves and propping them up in stooks on the
-yellow stubble. For that was what, suddenly, he found himself doing. Overhead the sky
-expanded in endless steppes of blue-hot cobalt. The pungent prickly dust of the dried
-sheaves plucked at his nose with imminent sneezes, made his eyes smart and water. In the
-distance a reaping-machine whirred and hummed. Dick looked blankly about him, wondering
-where he was. He was thankful, at any rate, not to be in that sweltering court-room; and
-it was a mercy, too, to have escaped from the odious gentility of the Military
-Representative’s accent. And, after all, there were worse occupations than harvesting.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>Gradually, and bit by bit, Dick pieced together his history. He had, it seemed, done a
-cowardly and treacherous thing: deserted in the face of the enemy, betrayed his cause. He
-had a bitter letter <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-89">[Pg
-89]</a></span>from Hyman. “Why couldn’t you have stuck it out? I thought it was in you.
-You’ve urged others to go to prison for their beliefs, but you get out of it yourself by
-sneaking off to a soft alternative service job on a friend’s estate. You’ve brought
-discredit on the whole movement.” It was very painful, but what could he answer? The truth
-was so ridiculous that nobody could be expected to swallow it. And yet the fact was that
-he had been as much startled to find himself working at Crome as anyone. It was all
-Pearl’s doing.</p>
-
-<p>He had found in his room a piece of paper covered with the large, flamboyant feminine
-writing which he knew to be Pearl’s. It was evidently the rough copy of an article on the
-delights of being a land-girl: dewy dawns, rosy children’s faces, quaint cottages, mossy
-thatch, milkmaids, healthy exercise. Pearl was being a land-girl; but he could hardly
-explain the fact to Hyman. Better not attempt to answer him.</p>
-
-<p>Dick hated the manual labour of the farm. It was hard, monotonous, dirty, and
-depressing. It inhibited almost completely <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-90">[Pg 90]</a></span>the functions of his brain. He was unable to think about
-anything at all; there was no opportunity to do anything but feel uncomfortable. God had
-not made him a Caliban to scatter ordure over fields, to pick up ordure from cattle-yards.
-His rĂ´le was Prospero.</p>
-
-<p>“Ban, Ban, Caliban”—it was to that derisive measure that he pumped water, sawed wood,
-mowed grass; it was a march for his slow, clotted feet as he followed the dung-carts up
-the winding lanes. “Ban, Ban, Caliban—Ban, Ban, Ban .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that bloody old fool Tolstoy,” was his profoundest reflection on a general subject
-in three months of manual labour and communion with mother earth.</p>
-
-<p>He hated the work, and his fellow-workers hated him. They mistrusted him because they
-could not understand him, taking the silence of his overpowering shyness for arrogance and
-the contempt of one class for another. Dick longed to become friendly with them. His chief
-trouble was that he did not know what to say. At meal-times he would spend long minutes in
-cudgelling his brains for some suitable remark to make. And even if <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-91">[Pg 91]</a></span>he thought of something
-good, like—“It looks as though it were going to be a good year for roots,” he somehow
-hesitated to speak, feeling that such a remark, uttered in his exquisitely modulated
-tones, would be, somehow, a little ridiculous. It was the sort of thing that ought to be
-said rustically, with plenty of Z’s and long vowels, in the manner of William Barnes. In
-the end, for lack of courage to act the yokel’s part, he generally remained silent. While
-the others were eating their bread and cheese with laughter and talk, he sat like the
-skeleton at the feast—a skeleton that longed to join in the revelry, but had not the power
-to move its stony jaws. On the rare occasions that he actually succeeded in uttering
-something, the labourers looked at one another in surprise and alarm, as though it were
-indeed a skeleton that had spoken.</p>
-
-<p>He was not much more popular with the other inhabitants of the village. Often, in the
-evenings, as he was returning from work, the children would pursue him, yelling. With the
-unerringly cruel instinct of the young they had recognized in him a fit object for abuse
-and lapidation. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-92">[Pg 92]</a></span>An
-outcast member of another class, from whom that class in casting him out had withdrawn its
-protection, an alien in speech and habit, a criminal, as their zealous schoolmaster lost
-no opportunity of reminding them, guilty of the blackest treason against God and man—he
-was the obviously predestined victim of childish persecution. When stones began to fly,
-and dung and precocious obscenity, he bowed his head and pretended not to notice that
-anything unusual was happening. It was difficult, however, to look quite dignified.</p>
-
-<p>There were occasional short alleviations to the dreariness of his existence. One day,
-when he was engaged in his usual occupation of manuring, a familiar figure suddenly
-appeared along the footpath through the field. It was Mrs. Cravister. She was evidently
-staying at the big house; one of the Manorial dachshunds preceded her. He took off his
-cap.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Greenow!” she exclaimed, coming to a halt. “Ah, what a pleasure to see you again!
-Working on the land: so Tolstoyan. But I trust it doesn’t affect your æsthetic ideas in
-the same way <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-93">[Pg 93]</a></span>as it
-did his. Fifty peasants singing together is music; but Bach’s chromatic fantasia is mere
-gibbering incomprehensibility.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t do this for pleasure,” Dick explained. “It’s hard labour, meted out to the
-Conscientious Objector.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, of course,” said Mrs. Cravister, raising her hand to arrest any further
-explanation. “I had forgotten. A conscientious objector, a Bible student. I remember how
-passionately devoted you were, even at school, to the Bible.”</p>
-
-<p>She closed her eyes and nodded her head several times.</p>
-
-<p>“On the contrary——” Dick began; but it was no good. Mrs. Cravister had determined that
-he should be a Bible student and it was no use gainsaying her. She cut him short.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear me, the Bible. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. What a style! That alone would prove it to have
-been directly inspired. You remember how Mahomet appealed to the beauty of his style as a
-sign of his divine mission. Why has nobody done the same for the Bible? It remains for
-you, Mr. Greenow, to do so. You will <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-94">[Pg 94]</a></span>write a book about it. How I envy you!”</p>
-
-<p>“The style is very fine,” Dick ventured, “but don’t you think the matter occasionally
-leaves something to be desired?”</p>
-
-<p>“The matter is nothing,” cried Mrs. Cravister, making a gesture that seemed to send all
-meaning flying like a pinch of salt along the wind—“nothing at all. It’s the style that
-counts. Think of Madame Bovary.”</p>
-
-<p>“I certainly will,” said Dick.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Cravister held out her hand. “Good-bye. Yes, I certainly envy you. I envy you your
-innocent labour and your incessant study of that most wonderful of books. If I were asked,
-Mr. Greenow, what book I should take with me to a desert island, what single solitary
-book, I should certainly say the Bible, though, indeed, there are moments when I think I
-should choose <i>Tristram Shandy</i>. Good-bye.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Cravister sailed slowly away. The little brown basset trotted ahead, straining his
-leash. One had the impression of a great ship being towed into harbour by a diminutive
-tug.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-95">[Pg 95]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Dick was cheered by this glimpse of civilization and humanity. The unexpected arrival,
-one Saturday afternoon, of Millicent was not quite such an unmixed pleasure. “I’ve come to
-see how you’re getting on,” she announced, “and to put your cottage straight and make you
-comfortable.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very kind of you,” said Dick. He didn’t want his cottage put straight.</p>
-
-<p>Millicent was in the Ministry of Munitions now, controlling three thousand female
-clerks with unsurpassed efficiency. Dick looked at her curiously, as she talked that
-evening of her doings. “To think I should have a sister like that,” he said to himself.
-She was terrifying.</p>
-
-<p>“You do enjoy bullying other people!” he exclaimed at last. “You’ve found your true
-vocation. One sees now how the new world will be arranged after the war. The women will
-continue to do all the bureaucratic jobs, all that entails routine and neatness and
-interfering with other people’s affairs. And man, it is to be hoped, will be left free for
-the important statesman’s business, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-96">[Pg 96]</a></span>free for creation and thought. He will stay at home and
-give proper education to the children, too. He is fit to do these things, because his mind
-is disinterested and detached. It’s an arrangement which will liberate all man’s best
-energies for their proper uses. The only flaw I can see in the system is that you women
-will be so fiendishly and ruthlessly tyrannical in your administration.”</p>
-
-<p>“You can’t seriously expect me to argue with you,” said Millicent.</p>
-
-<p>“No, please don’t. I am not strong enough. My dung-carrying has taken the edge off all
-my reasoning powers.”</p>
-
-<p>Millicent spent the next morning in completely rearranging Dick’s furniture. By
-lunch-time every article in the cottage was occupying a new position.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s much nicer,” said Millicent, surveying her work and seeing that it was
-good.</p>
-
-<p>There was a knock at the door. Dick opened it and was astonished to find Hyman.</p>
-
-<p>“I just ran down to see how you were getting on,” he explained.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-97">[Pg 97]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“I’m getting on very well since my sister rearranged my furniture,” said Dick. He found
-it pleasing to have an opportunity of exercising his long unused powers of malicious
-irony. This was very mild, but with practice he would soon come on to something more
-spiteful and amusing.</p>
-
-<p>Hyman shook hands with Millicent, scowling as he did so. He was irritated that she was
-there; he wanted to talk with Dick alone. He turned his back on her and began addressing
-Dick.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” he said, “I haven’t seen you since the fatal day. How is the
-turnip-hoeing?”</p>
-
-<p>“Pretty beastly,” said Dick.</p>
-
-<p>“Better than doing hard labour in a gaol, I suppose?”</p>
-
-<p>Dick nodded his head wearily, foreseeing what must inevitably come.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve escaped that all right,” Hyman went on.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; you ought to be thankful,” Millicent chimed in.</p>
-
-<p>“I still can’t understand why you did it, Greenow. It was a blow to me. I didn’t expect
-it of you.” Hyman <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-98">[Pg
-98]</a></span>spoke with feeling. “It was desertion; it was treason.”</p>
-
-<p>“I agree,” said Millicent judicially. “He ought to have stuck to his principles.”</p>
-
-<p>“He ought to have stuck to what was right, oughtn’t he, Miss Greenow?” Hyman turned
-towards Millicent, pleased at finding someone who shared his views.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course,” she replied—“of course. I totally disagree with you about what is right.
-But if he believed it right not to fight, he certainly ought to have gone to prison for
-his belief.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick lit a pipe with an air of nonchalance. He tried to disguise the fact that he was
-feeling extremely uncomfortable under these two pairs of merciless, accusing eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“To my mind, at any rate,” said Millicent, “your position seems quite illogical and
-untenable, Dick.”</p>
-
-<p>It was a relief to be talked to and not about.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sorry about that,” said Dick rather huskily—not a very intelligent remark, but
-what was there to say?</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, it’s illogical and untenable. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-99">[Pg 99]</a></span>Your sister is quite right.” Hyman banged the table.</p>
-
-<p>“I can’t understand what induced you to take it up——”</p>
-
-<p>“After you’d said you were going to be one of the absolutes,” cried Hyman, interrupting
-and continuing Millicent’s words.</p>
-
-<p>“Why?” said Millicent.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, why, why?” Hyman echoed.</p>
-
-<p>Dick, who had been blowing out smoke at a great rate, put down his pipe. The taste of
-the tobacco was making him feel rather sick. “I wish you would stop,” he said wearily. “If
-I gave you the real reasons, you wouldn’t believe me. And I can’t invent any others that
-would be in the least convincing.”</p>
-
-<p>“I believe the real reason is that you were afraid of prison.”</p>
-
-<p>Dick leaned back in his chair and shut his eyes. He did not mind being insulted now; it
-made no difference. Hyman and Millicent were still talking about him, but what they said
-did not interest him; he scarcely listened.</p>
-
-<p>They went back to London together in the evening.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-100">[Pg 100]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Very intelligent woman, your sister,” said Hyman just before they were starting. “Pity
-she’s not on the right side about the war and so forth.”</p>
-
-<p>Four weeks later Dick received a letter in which Hyman announced that he and Millicent
-had decided to get married.</p>
-
-<p>“I am happy to think,” Dick wrote in his congratulatory reply, “that it was I who
-brought you together.”</p>
-
-<p>He smiled as he read through the sentence; that was what the Christian martyr might say
-to the two lions who had scraped acquaintance over his bones in the amphitheatre.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>One warm afternoon in the summer of 1918, Mr. Hobart, Clerk to the Wibley Town Council,
-was disturbed in the midst of his duties by the sudden entry into his office of a small
-dark man, dressed in corduroys and gaiters, but not having the air of a genuine
-agricultural labourer.</p>
-
-<p>“What may I do for you?” inquired Mr. Hobart.</p>
-
-<p>“I have come to inquire about my vote,” said the stranger.</p>
-
-<p>“Aren’t you already registered?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-101">[Pg 101]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Not yet. You see, it isn’t long since the Act was passed giving us the vote.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Hobart stared.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t quite follow,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“I may not look it,” said the stranger, putting his head on one side and looking
-arch—“I may not look it, but I will confess to you, Mr.—er—Mr.—er——”</p>
-
-<p>“Hobart.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Hobart, that I am a woman of over thirty.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Hobart grew visibly paler. Then, assuming a forced smile and speaking as one speaks
-to a child or a spoiled animal, he said:</p>
-
-<p>“I see—I see. Over thirty, dear me.”</p>
-
-<p>He looked at the bell, which was over by the fireplace at the other side of the room,
-and wondered how he should ring it without rousing the maniac’s suspicions.</p>
-
-<p>“Over thirty,” the stranger went on. “You know my woman’s secret. I am Miss Pearl
-Bellairs, the novelist. Perhaps you have read some of my books. Or are you too busy?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh no, I’ve read several,” Mr. Hobart replied, smiling more and more <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-102">[Pg 102]</a></span>brightly and speaking
-in even more coaxing and indulgent tones.</p>
-
-<p>“Then we’re friends already, Mr. Hobart. Anyone who knows my books, knows me. My whole
-heart is in them. Now, you must tell me all about my poor little vote. I shall be very
-patriotic with it when the time comes to use it.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Hobart saw his opportunity.</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly, Miss Bellairs,” he said. “I will ring for my clerk and we’ll—er—we’ll take
-down the details.”</p>
-
-<p>He got up, crossed the room, and rang the bell with violence.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll just go and see that he brings the right books,” he added, and darted to the
-door. Once outside in the passage, he mopped his face and heaved a sigh of relief. That
-had been a narrow shave, by Jove. A loony in the office—dangerous-looking brute, too.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>On the following day Dick woke up and found himself in a bare whitewashed room,
-sparsely furnished with a little iron bed, a washstand, a chair, and table. He looked
-round him in surprise. Where had he got to this time? He went to the <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-103">[Pg 103]</a></span>door and tried to open
-it; it was locked. An idea entered his mind: he was in barracks somewhere; the Military
-Authorities must have got hold of him somehow in spite of his exemption certificate. Or
-perhaps Pearl had gone and enlisted. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. He turned next to the window, which
-was barred. Outside, he could see a courtyard, filled, not with soldiers, as he had
-expected, but a curious motley crew of individuals, some men and some women, wandering
-hither and thither with an air of complete aimlessness. Very odd, he thought—very odd.
-Beyond the courtyard, on the farther side of a phenomenally high wall, ran a railway line
-and beyond it a village, roofed with tile and thatch, and a tall church spire in the
-midst. Dick looked carefully at the spire. Didn’t he know it? Surely—yes, those imbricated
-copper plates with which it was covered, that gilded ship that served as wind vane, the
-little gargoyles at the corner of the tower there could be no doubt; it was Belbury
-church. Belbury—that was where the .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. No, no; he wouldn’t believe it. But
-looking down again into that high-walled courtyard, <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-104">[Pg 104]</a></span>full of those queer, aimless folk, he was
-forced to admit it. The County Asylum stands at Belbury. He had often noticed it from the
-train, a huge, gaunt building of sausage-coloured brick, standing close to the railway, on
-the opposite side of the line to Belbury village and church. He remembered how, the last
-time he had passed in the train, he had wondered what they did in the asylum. He had
-regarded it then as one of those mysterious, unapproachable places, like Lhassa or a
-Ladies’ Lavatory, into which he would never penetrate. And now, here he was, looking out
-through the bars, like any other madman. It was all Pearl’s doing, as usual. If there had
-been no bars, he would have thrown himself out of the window.</p>
-
-<p>He sat down on his bed and began to think about what he should do. He would have to be
-very sane and show them by his behaviour and speech that he was no more mad than the
-commonalty of mankind. He would be extremely dignified about it all. If a warder or a
-doctor or somebody came in to see him, he would rise to his feet and say in <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-105">[Pg 105]</a></span>the calmest and
-severest tones: “May I ask, pray, why I am detained here and upon whose authority?” That
-ought to stagger them. He practised that sentence, and the noble attitude with which he
-would accompany it, for the best part of an hour. Then, suddenly, there was the sound of a
-key in the lock. He hastily sat down again on the bed. A brisk little man of about forty,
-clean shaven and with pince-nez, stepped into the room, followed by a nurse and a warder
-in uniform. The doctor! Dick’s heart was beating with absurd violence; he felt like an
-amateur actor at the first performance of an imperfectly rehearsed play. He rose, rather
-unsteadily, to his feet, and in a voice that quavered a little with an emotion he could
-not suppress, began:</p>
-
-<p>“Pray I ask, may .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>Then, realizing that something had gone wrong, he hesitated, stammered, and came to a
-pause.</p>
-
-<p>The doctor turned to the nurse.</p>
-
-<p>“Did you hear that?” he asked. “He called me May. He seems to think everybody’s a
-woman, not only himself.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-106">[Pg 106]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Turning to Dick with a cheerful smile, he went on:</p>
-
-<p>“Sit down, Miss Bellairs, please sit down.”</p>
-
-<p>It was too much. Dick burst into tears, flung himself upon the bed, and buried his face
-in the pillow. The doctor looked at him as he lay there sobbing, his whole body shaken and
-convulsed.</p>
-
-<p>“A bad case, I fear.”</p>
-
-<p>And the nurse nodded.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>For the next three days Dick refused to eat. It was certainly unreasonable, but it
-seemed the only way of making a protest. On the fourth day the doctor signed a certificate
-to the effect that forcible feeding had become necessary. Accompanied by two warders and a
-nurse, he entered Dick’s room.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, Miss Bellairs,” he said, making a last persuasive appeal, “do have a little of
-this nice soup. We have come to have lunch with you.”</p>
-
-<p>“I refuse to eat,” said Dick icily, “as a protest against my unlawful detention in this
-place. I am as sane as any of you here.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-107">[Pg 107]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes.” The doctor’s voice was soothing. He made a sign to the warders. One was
-very large and stout, the other wiry, thin, sinister, like the second murderer in a play.
-They closed in on Dick.</p>
-
-<p>“I won’t eat and I won’t be made to eat!” Dick cried. “Let me go!” he shouted at the
-fat warder, who had laid a hand on his shoulder. His temper was beginning to rise.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, do behave yourself,” said the fat warder. “It ain’t a bit of use kicking up a
-row. Now, do take a little of this lovely soup,” he added wheedlingly.</p>
-
-<p>“Let me go!” Dick screamed again, all his self-control gone. “I will not let myself be
-bullied.”</p>
-
-<p>He began to struggle violently. The fat warder put an arm round his shoulders, as
-though he were an immense mother comforting an irritable child. Dick felt himself
-helpless; the struggle had quite exhausted him; he was weaker than he had any idea of. He
-began kicking the fat man’s shins; it was the only way he could still show fight.</p>
-
-<p>“Temper, temper,” remonstrated the <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-108">[Pg 108]</a></span>warder, more motherly than ever. The thin warder stooped
-down, slipped a strap round the kicking legs, and drew it tight. Dick could move no more.
-His fury found vent in words—vain, abusive, filthy words, such as he had not used since he
-was a schoolboy.</p>
-
-<p>“Let me go,” he screamed—“let me go, you devils! You beasts, you swine! beasts and
-swine!” he howled again and again.</p>
-
-<p>They soon had him securely strapped in a chair, his head held back ready for the doctor
-and his horrible-looking tubes. They were pushing the horrors up his nostrils. He coughed
-and choked, spat, shouted inarticulately, retched. It was like having a spoon put on your
-tongue and being told to say A-a-h, but worse; it was like jumping into the river and
-getting water up your nose—how he had always hated that!—only much worse. It was like
-almost everything unpleasant, only much, much worse than all. He exhausted himself
-struggling against his utterly immovable bonds. They had to carry him to his bed, he was
-so weak.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-109">[Pg 109]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He lay there, unmoving—for he was unable to move—staring at the ceiling. He felt as
-though he were floating on air, unsupported, solid no longer; the sensation was not
-unpleasant. For that reason he refused to let his mind dwell upon it; he would think of
-nothing that was not painful, odious, horrible. He thought about the torture which had
-just been inflicted on him and of the monstrous injustice of which he was a victim. He
-thought of the millions who had been and were still being slaughtered in the war; he
-thought of their pain, all the countless separate pains of them; pain incommunicable,
-individual, beyond the reach of sympathy; infinities of pain pent within frail finite
-bodies; pain without sense or object, bringing with it no hope and no redemption, futile,
-unnecessary, stupid. In one supreme apocalyptic moment he saw, he felt the universe in all
-its horror.</p>
-
-<p>They forcibly fed him again the following morning and again on the day after. On the
-fourth day pneumonia, the result of shock, complicated by <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-110">[Pg 110]</a></span>acute inflammation of the throat and
-pleura, set in. The fever and pain gained ground. Dick had not the strength to resist
-their ravages, and his condition grew hourly worse. His mind, however, continued to work
-clearly—too clearly. It occurred to him that he might very likely die. He asked for pencil
-and paper to be brought him, and putting forth all the little strength he had left, he
-began to make his testament.</p>
-
-<p>“I am perfectly sane,” he wrote at the top of the page, and underlined the words three
-times. “I am confined here by the most intol. injust.” As soon as he began, he realized
-how little time and strength were left him; it was a waste to finish the long words. “They
-are killing me for my opins. I regard this war and all wars as utter bad. Capitalists’
-war. The devils will be smashed sooner later. Wish I could help. But it won’t make any
-difference,” he added on a new line and as though by an afterthought. “World will always
-be hell. Cap. or Lab., Engl. or Germ.—all beasts. One in a mill. is G<small>OOD</small>.
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-111">[Pg 111]</a></span>I wasn’t.
-Selfish intellect. Perhaps Pearl Bellairs better. If die, send corp. to hosp. for anatomy.
-Useful for once in my life!”</p>
-
-<p>Quite suddenly, he lapsed into delirium. The clear lucidity of his mind became
-troubled. The real world disappeared from before his eyes, and in its place he saw a
-succession of bright, unsteady visions created by his sick fantasy. Scenes from his
-childhood, long forgotten, bubbled up and disappeared. Unknown, hideous faces crowded in
-upon him; old friends revisited him. He was living in a bewildering mixture of the
-familiar and the strange. And all the while, across this changing unsubstantial world,
-there hurried a continual, interminable procession of dromedaries—countless high-domed
-beasts, with gargoyle faces and stiff legs and necks that bobbed as though on springs. Do
-what he could, he was unable to drive them away. He lost his temper with the brutes at
-last, struck at them, shouted; but in vain. The room rang with his cries of, “Get away,
-you beasts. Bloody humps. None of your nonconformist faces here.” And while <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-112">[Pg 112]</a></span>he was yelling and
-gesticulating (with his left hand only), his right hand was still busily engaged in
-writing. The words were clear and legible; the sentences consecutive and eminently sane.
-Dick might rave, but Pearl Bellairs remained calm and in full possession of her deplorable
-faculties. And what was Pearl doing with her busy pencil, while Dick, like a frenzied
-Betsy Trotwood, shouted at the trespassing camels? The first thing she did was to scratch
-out all that poor Dick had said about the war. Underneath it she wrote:</p>
-
-<p>“We shall not sheathe the sword, which we have not lightly .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.” And then,
-evidently finding that memorable sentence too long, particularly so since the addition of
-Poland and Czecho-Slovakia to the list of Allies, she began again.</p>
-
-<p>“We are fighting for honour and the defence of Small Nationalities. Plucky little
-Belgium! We went into the war with clean hands.”</p>
-
-<p>A little of Pearl’s thought seemed at this moment to have slopped over into Dick’s
-mind; for he suddenly stopped abusing his dromedaries and began to cry <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-113">[Pg 113]</a></span>out in the most
-pitiable fashion, “Clean hands, clean hands! I can’t get mine clean. I can’t, I can’t, I
-can’t. I contaminate everything.” And he kept rubbing his left hand against the
-bed-clothes and putting his fingers to his nose, only to exclaim, “Ugh, they still stink
-of goat!” and then to start rubbing again.</p>
-
-<p>The right hand wrote on unperturbed. “No peace with the Hun until he is crushed and
-humiliated. Self-respecting Britons will refuse to shake a Hunnish hand for many a long
-year after the war. No more German waiters. Intern the Forty-Seven Thousand Hidden Hands
-in High Places!”</p>
-
-<p>At this point, Pearl seemed to have been struck by a new idea. She took a clean page
-and began:</p>
-
-<p>“To the Girls of England. I am a woman and proud of the fact. But, girls, I blushed for
-my sex to-day when I read in the papers that there had been cases of English girls talking
-to Hun prisoners, and not only talking to them, but allowing themselves to be kissed by
-them. Imagine! Clean, healthy British girls allowing themselves to be kissed by the
-swinish and <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-114">[Pg
-114]</a></span>bloodstained lips of the unspeakable Hun! Do you wonder that I blush for my
-sex? Stands England where she did? No, emphatically no, if these stories are true, and
-true—sadly and with a heavy bleeding heart do I admit it—true they are.”</p>
-
-<p>“Clean hands, clean hands,” Dick was still muttering, and applying his ringers to his
-nose once more, “Christ,” he cried, “how they stink! Goats, dung .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>“Is there any excuse for such conduct?” the pencil continued. “The most that can be
-said in palliation of the offence is that girls are thoughtless, that they do not consider
-the full significance of their actions. But listen to me, girls of all ages, classes and
-creeds, from the blue-eyed, light-hearted flapper of sixteen to the stern-faced,
-hard-headed business woman—listen to me. There is a girlish charm about thoughtlessness,
-but there is a point beyond which thoughtlessness becomes criminal. A flapper may kiss a
-Hun without thinking what she is doing, merely for the fun of the thing; perhaps, even,
-out of misguided pity. Will she repeat the offence if she realizes, as she <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-115">[Pg 115]</a></span>must realize if she
-will only think, that this thoughtless fun, this mawkish and hysterical pity, is nothing
-less than Treason? Treason—it is a sinister word, but .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>The pencil stopped writing; even Pearl was beginning to grow tired. Dick’s shouting had
-died away to a hoarse, faint whisper. Suddenly her attention was caught by the last words
-that Dick had written—the injunction to send his body, if he died, to a hospital for an
-anatomy. She put forth a great effort.</p>
-
-<p>“NO. NO,” she wrote in huge capitals. “Bury me in a little country churchyard, with
-lovely marble angels like the ones in St. George’s at Windsor, over Princess Charlotte’s
-tomb. Not anatomy. Too horrible, too disgus .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>The coma which had blotted out Dick’s mind fell now upon hers as well. Two hours later
-Dick Greenow was dead; the fingers of his right hand still grasped a pencil. The scribbled
-papers were thrown away as being merely the written ravings of a madman; they were
-accustomed that sort of thing at the asylum.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-116">[Pg 116]</a></span></p>
-
-<h3 id="Happily"><a href="#Happily_toc">HAPPILY EVER AFTER</a></h3>
-
-<h4 class="first" id="Happily_01">I</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">A<small>T</small> the best of times it is a long way from Chicago to
-Blaybury in Wiltshire, but war has fixed between them a great gulf. In the circumstances,
-therefore, it seemed an act of singular devotion on the part of Peter Jacobsen to have
-come all the way from the Middle West, in the fourth year of war, on a visit to his old
-friend Petherton, when the project entailed a single-handed struggle with two Great Powers
-over the question of passports and the risk, when they had been obtained, of perishing
-miserably by the way, a victim of frightfulness.</p>
-
-<p>At the expense of much time and more trouble Jacobsen had at last arrived; the gulf
-between Chicago and Blaybury was spanned. In the hall of Petherton’s house a scene of
-welcome was being enacted under the dim gaze of six or seven <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-117">[Pg 117]</a></span>brown family portraits by unknown masters
-of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.</p>
-
-<p>Old Alfred Petherton, a grey shawl over his shoulders—for he had to be careful, even in
-June, of draughts and colds—was shaking his guest’s hand with interminable cordiality.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear boy,” he kept repeating, “it <i>is</i> a pleasure to see you. My dear boy
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen limply abandoned his forearm and waited in patience.</p>
-
-<p>“I can never be grateful enough,” Mr. Petherton went on—“never grateful enough to you
-for having taken all this endless trouble to come and see an old decrepit man—for that’s
-what I am now, that’s what I am, believe me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I assure you .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.” said Jacobsen, with vague deprecation. “Le vieux
-crétin qui pleurniche,” he said to himself. French was a wonderfully expressive language,
-to be sure.</p>
-
-<p>“My digestion and my heart have got much worse since I saw you last. But I think I must
-have told you about that in my letters.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-118">[Pg 118]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“You did indeed, and I was most grieved to hear it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Grieved”—what a curious flavour that word had! Like somebody’s tea which used to
-recall the most delicious blends of forty years ago. But it was decidedly the <i>mot
-juste</i>. It had the right obituary note about it.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” Mr. Petherton continued, “my palpitations are very bad now. Aren’t they,
-Marjorie?” He appealed to his daughter who was standing beside him.</p>
-
-<p>“Father’s palpitations are very bad,” she replied dutifully.</p>
-
-<p>It was as though they were talking about some precious heirloom long and lovingly
-cherished.</p>
-
-<p>“And my digestion. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. This physical infirmity makes all mental activity so
-difficult. All the same, I manage to do a little useful work. We’ll discuss that later,
-though. You must be feeling tired and dusty after your journey down. I’ll guide you to
-your room. Marjorie, will you get someone to take up his luggage?”</p>
-
-<p>“I can take it myself,” said Jacobsen, and he picked up a small gladstone-bag that had
-been deposited by the door.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-119">[Pg 119]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Is that all?” Mr. Petherton asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, that’s all.”</p>
-
-<p>As one living the life of reason, Jacobsen objected to owning things. One so easily
-became the slave of things and not their master. He liked to be free; he checked his
-possessive instincts and limited his possessions to the strictly essential. He was as much
-or as little at home at Blaybury or Pekin. He could have explained all this if he liked.
-But in the present case it wasn’t worth taking the trouble.</p>
-
-<p>“This is your humble chamber,” said Mr. Petherton, throwing open the door of what was,
-indeed, a very handsome spare-room, bright with chintzes and cut flowers and silver
-candlesticks. “A poor thing, but your own.”</p>
-
-<p>Courtly grace! Dear old man! Apt quotation! Jacobsen unpacked his bag and arranged its
-contents neatly and methodically in the various drawers and shelves of the wardrobe.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>It was a good many years now since Jacobsen had come in the course of his grand
-educational tour to Oxford. He <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-120">[Pg
-120]</a></span>spent a couple of years there, for he liked the place, and its inhabitants
-were a source of unfailing amusement to him.</p>
-
-<p>A Norwegian, born in the Argentine, educated in the United States, in France, and in
-Germany; a man with no nationality and no prejudices, enormously old in experience, he
-found something very new and fresh and entertaining about his fellow-students with their
-comic public-school traditions and fabulous ignorance of the world. He had quietly watched
-them doing their little antics, feeling all the time that a row of bars separated them
-from himself, and that he ought, after each particularly amusing trick, to offer them a
-bun or a handful of pea-nuts. In the intervals of sight-seeing in this strange and
-delightful Jardin des Plantes he read Greats, and it was through Aristotle that he had
-come into contact with Alfred Petherton, fellow and tutor of his college.</p>
-
-<p>The name of Petherton is a respectable one in the academic world. You will find it on
-the title-page of such meritorious, if not exactly brilliant, books as <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-121">[Pg 121]</a></span><i>Plato’s
-Predecessors</i>, <i>Three Scottish Metaphysicians</i>, <i>Introduction to the Study of
-Ethics</i>, <i>Essays in Neo-Idealism</i>. Some of his works are published in cheap
-editions as text-books.</p>
-
-<p>One of those curious inexplicable friendships that often link the most unlikely people
-had sprung up between tutor and pupil, and had lasted unbroken for upwards of twenty
-years. Petherton felt a fatherly affection for the younger man, together with a father’s
-pride, now that Jacobsen was a man of world-wide reputation, in having, as he supposed,
-spiritually begotten him. And now Jacobsen had travelled three or four thousand miles
-across a world at war just to see the old man. Petherton was profoundly touched.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>“Did you see any submarines on the way over?” Marjorie asked, as she and Jacobsen were
-strolling together in the garden after breakfast the next day.</p>
-
-<p>“I didn’t notice any; but then I am very unobservant about these things.”</p>
-
-<p>There was a pause. At last, “I suppose <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-122">[Pg 122]</a></span>there is a great deal of war-work being done in America
-now?” said Marjorie.</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen supposed so; and there floated across his mind a vision of massed bands, of
-orators with megaphones, of patriotic sky-signs, of streets made perilous by the organized
-highway robbery of Red Cross collectors. He was too lazy to describe it all; besides, she
-wouldn’t see the point of it.</p>
-
-<p>“I should like to be able to do some war-work,” Marjorie explained apologetically. “But
-I have to look after father, and there’s the housekeeping, so I really haven’t the
-time.”</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen thought he detected a formula for the benefit of strangers. She evidently
-wanted to make things right about herself in people’s minds. Her remark about the
-housekeeping made Jacobsen think of the late Mrs. Petherton, her mother; she had been a
-good-looking, painfully sprightly woman with a hankering to shine in University society at
-Oxford. One quickly learned that she was related to bishops and country families; a hunter
-of ecclesiastical <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-123">[Pg
-123]</a></span>lions and a snob. He felt glad she was dead.</p>
-
-<p>“Won’t it be awful when there’s no war-work,” he said. “People will have nothing to do
-or think about when peace comes.”</p>
-
-<p>“I shall be glad. Housekeeping will be so much easier.”</p>
-
-<p>“True. There are consolations.”</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie looked at him suspiciously; she didn’t like being laughed at. What an
-undistinguished-looking little man he was! Short, stoutish, with waxed brown moustaches
-and a forehead that incipient baldness had made interminably high. He looked like the sort
-of man to whom one says: “Thank you, I’ll take it in notes with a pound’s worth of
-silver.” There were pouches under his eyes and pouches under his chin, and you could never
-guess from his expression what he was thinking about. She was glad that she was taller
-than he and could look down on him.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Petherton appeared from the house, his grey shawl over his shoulders and the
-crackling expanse of the <i>Times</i> between his hands.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-124">[Pg 124]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Good morrow,” he cried.</p>
-
-<p>To the Shakespearian heartiness of this greeting Marjorie returned her most icily
-modern “Morning.” Her father always said “Good morrow” instead of “Good morning,” and the
-fact irritated her with unfailing regularity every day of her life.</p>
-
-<p>“There’s a most interesting account,” said Mr. Petherton, “by a young pilot of an air
-fight in to-day’s paper,” and as they walked up and down the gravel path he read the
-article, which was a column and a half in length.</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie made no attempt to disguise her boredom, and occupied herself by reading
-something on the other side of the page, craning her neck round to see.</p>
-
-<p>“Very interesting,” said Jacobsen when it was finished.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Petherton had turned over and was now looking at the Court Circular page.</p>
-
-<p>“I see,” he said, “there’s someone called Beryl Camberley-Belcher going to be married.
-Do you know if that’s any relation of the Howard Camberley-Belchers, Marjorie?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve no idea who the Howard Camberley-Belchers <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-125">[Pg 125]</a></span>are,” Marjorie answered rather
-sharply.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I thought you did. Let me see. Howard Camberley-Belcher was at college with me.
-And he had a brother called James—or was it William?—and a sister who married one of the
-Riders, or at any rate some relation of the Riders; for I know the Camberley-Belchers and
-the Riders used to fit in somewhere. Dear me, I’m afraid my memory for names is
-going.”</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie went indoors to prepare the day’s domestic campaign with the cook. When that
-was over she retired to her sitting-room and unlocked her very private desk. She must
-write to Guy this morning. Marjorie had known Guy Lambourne for years and years, almost as
-long as she could remember. The Lambournes were old family friends of the Pethertons:
-indeed they were, distantly, connections; they “fitted in somewhere,” as Mr. Petherton
-would say—somewhere, about a couple of generations back. Marjorie was two years younger
-than Guy; they were both only children; circumstances had naturally thrown them <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-126">[Pg 126]</a></span>a great deal together.
-Then Guy’s father had died, and not long afterwards his mother, and at the age of
-seventeen Guy had actually come to live with the Pethertons, for the old man was his
-guardian. And now they were engaged; had been, more or less, from the first year of the
-war.</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie took pen, ink, and paper. “D<small>EAR</small> G<small>UY</small>,” she
-began—(“<i>We</i> aren’t sentimental,” she had once remarked, with a mixture of contempt
-and secret envy, to a friend who had confided that she and her fiancĂŠ never began with
-anything less than Darling.)—“I am longing for another of your letters. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”
-She went through the usual litany of longing. “It was father’s birthday yesterday; he is
-sixty-five. I cannot bear to think that some day you and I will be as old as that. Aunt
-Ellen sent him a Stilton cheese—a useful war-time present. How boring housekeeping is. By
-dint of thinking about cheeses my mind is rapidly turning into one—a Gruyère; where there
-isn’t cheese there are just holes, full of vacuum .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>She didn’t really mind housekeeping so <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-127">[Pg 127]</a></span>much. She took it for granted, and did it just because it
-was there to be done. Guy, on the contrary, never took anything for granted; she made
-these demonstrations for his benefit.</p>
-
-<p>“I read Keats’s letters, as you suggested, and thought them <i>too</i> beautiful
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>At the end of a page of rapture she paused and bit her pen. What was there to say next?
-It seemed absurd one should have to write letters about the books one had been reading.
-But there was nothing else to write about; nothing ever happened. After all, what had
-happened in her life? Her mother dying when she was sixteen; then the excitement of Guy
-coming to live with them; then the war, but that hadn’t meant much to her; then Guy
-falling in love, and their getting engaged. That was really all. She wished she could
-write about her feelings in an accurate, complicated way, like people in novels; but when
-she came to think about it, she didn’t seem to have any feelings to describe.</p>
-
-<p>She looked at Guy’s last letter from France. ”Sometimes,” he had written, “I am
-tortured by an intense physical <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-128">[Pg
-128]</a></span>desire for you. I can think of nothing but your beauty, your young, strong
-body. I hate that; I have to struggle to repress it. Do you forgive me?” It rather
-thrilled her that he should feel like that about her: he had always been so cold, so
-reserved, so much opposed to sentimentality—to the kisses and endearments she would,
-perhaps, secretly have liked. But he had seemed so right when he said, “We must love like
-rational beings, with our minds, not with our hands and lips.” All the same
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p>She dipped her pen in the ink and began to write again. “I know the feelings you spoke
-of in your letter. Sometimes I long for you in the same way. I dreamt the other night I
-was holding you in my arms, and woke up hugging the pillow.” She looked at what she had
-written. It was too awful, too vulgar! She would have to scratch it out. But no, she would
-leave it in spite of everything, just to see what he would think about it. She finished
-the letter quickly, sealed and stamped it, and rang for the maid to take it to the post.
-When the servant had gone, she shut up her desk with a bang. Bang—the letter had gone,
-irrevocably.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-129">[Pg 129]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>She picked up a large book lying on the table and began to read. It was the first
-volume of the <i>Decline and Fall</i>. Guy had said she must read Gibbon; she wouldn’t be
-educated till she had read Gibbon. And so yesterday she had gone to her father in his
-library to get the book.</p>
-
-<p>“Gibbon,” Mr. Petherton had said, “certainly, my dear. How delightful it is to look at
-these grand old books again. One always finds something new every time.”</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie gave him to understand that she had never read it. She felt rather proud of
-her ignorance.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Petherton handed the first of eleven volumes to her. “A great book,” he
-murmured—“an essential book. It fills the gap between your classical history and your
-mediæval stuff.”</p>
-
-<p>“Your” classical history, Marjorie repeated to herself, “your” classical history
-indeed! Her father had an irritating way of taking it for granted that she knew
-everything, that classical history was as much hers as his. Only a day or two before he
-had turned to her at luncheon with, “Do you remember, dear <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-130">[Pg 130]</a></span>child, whether it was Pomponazzi who
-denied the personal immortality of the soul, or else that queer fellow, Laurentius Valla?
-It’s gone out of my head for the moment.” Marjorie had quite lost her temper at the
-question—much to the innocent bewilderment of her poor father.</p>
-
-<p>She had set to work with energy on the Gibbon; her bookmarker registered the fact that
-she had got through one hundred and twenty-three pages yesterday. Marjorie started
-reading. After two pages she stopped. She looked at the number of pages still remaining to
-be read—and this was only the first volume. She felt like a wasp sitting down to eat a
-vegetable marrow. Gibbon’s bulk was not perceptibly diminished by her first bite. It was
-too long. She shut the book and went out for a walk. Passing the Whites’ house, she saw
-her friend, Beatrice White that was, sitting on the lawn with her two babies. Beatrice
-hailed her, and she turned in.</p>
-
-<p>“Pat a cake, pat a cake,” she said. At the age of ten months, baby John had already
-learnt the art of patting cakes. He slapped the outstretched hand offered <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-131">[Pg 131]</a></span>him, and his face,
-round and smooth and pink like an enormous peach, beamed with pleasure.</p>
-
-<p>“Isn’t he a darling!” Marjorie exclaimed. “You know, I’m sure he’s grown since last I
-saw him, which was on Tuesday.”</p>
-
-<p>“He put on eleven ounces last week,” Beatrice affirmed.</p>
-
-<p>“How wonderful! His hair’s coming on splendidly .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>It was Sunday the next day. Jacobsen appeared at breakfast in the neatest of black
-suits. He looked, Marjorie thought, more than ever like a cashier. She longed to tell him
-to hurry up or he’d miss the 8.53 for the second time this week and the manager would be
-annoyed. Marjorie herself was, rather consciously, not in Sunday best.</p>
-
-<p>“What is the name of the Vicar?” Jacobsen inquired, as he helped himself to bacon.</p>
-
-<p>“Trubshaw. Luke Trubshaw, I believe.”</p>
-
-<p>“Does he preach well?”</p>
-
-<p>“He didn’t when I used to hear him. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-132">[Pg 132]</a></span>But I don’t often go to church now, so I don’t know what
-he’s like these days.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why don’t you go to church?” Jacobsen inquired, with a silkiness of tone which veiled
-the crude outlines of his leading question.</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie was painfully conscious of blushing. She was filled with rage against
-Jacobsen. “Because,” she said firmly, “I don’t think it necessary to give expression to my
-religious feelings by making a lot of”—she hesitated a moment—“a lot of meaningless
-gestures with a crowd of other people.”</p>
-
-<p>“You used to go,” said Jacobsen.</p>
-
-<p>“When I was a child and hadn’t thought about these things.”</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen was silent, and concealed a smile in his coffee-cup. Really, he said to
-himself, there ought to be religious conscription for women—and for most men, too. It was
-grotesque the way these people thought they could stand by themselves—the fools, when
-there was the infinite authority of organized religion to support their ridiculous
-feebleness.</p>
-
-<p>“Does Lambourne go to church?” <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-133">[Pg 133]</a></span>he asked maliciously, and with an air of perfect naĂŻvetĂŠ
-and good faith.</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie coloured again, and a fresh wave of hatred surged up within her. Even as she
-had said the words she had wondered whether Jacobsen would notice that the phrase
-“meaningless gestures” didn’t ring very much like one of her own coinages. “Gesture”—that
-was one of Guy’s words, like “incredible,” “exacerbate,” “impinge,” “sinister.” Of course
-all her present views about religion had come from Guy. She looked Jacobsen straight in
-the face and replied:</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I think he goes to church pretty regularly. But I really don’t know: his religion
-has nothing to do with me.”</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen was lost in delight and admiration.</p>
-
-<p>Punctually at twenty minutes to eleven he set out for church. From where she was
-sitting in the summer-house Marjorie watched him as he crossed the garden, incredibly
-absurd and incongruous in his black clothes among the blazing flowers and the young
-emerald of the trees. Now he was hidden behind the sweet-briar hedge, all except the hard
-black melon of <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-134">[Pg
-134]</a></span>his bowler hat, which she could see bobbing along between the topmost
-sprays.</p>
-
-<p>She went on with her letter to Guy. “.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. What a strange man Mr. Jacobsen
-is. I suppose he is very clever, but I can’t get very much out of him. We had an argument
-about religion at breakfast this morning; I rather scored off him. He has now gone off to
-church all by himself;—I really couldn’t face the prospect of going with him—I hope he’ll
-enjoy old Mr. Trubshaw’s preaching!”</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen did enjoy Mr. Trubshaw’s preaching enormously. He always made a point, in
-whatever part of Christendom he happened to be, of attending divine service. He had the
-greatest admiration of churches as institutions. In their solidity and unchangeableness he
-saw one of the few hopes for humanity. Further, he derived great pleasure from comparing
-the Church as an institution—splendid, powerful, eternal—with the childish imbecility of
-its representatives. How delightful it was to sit in the herded congregation and listen to
-the sincere outpourings of an intellect only a little less limited than that of an
-Australian <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-135">[Pg
-135]</a></span>aboriginal! How restful to feel oneself a member of a flock, guided by a
-good shepherd—himself a sheep! Then there was the scientific interest (he went to church
-as student of anthropology, as a Freudian psychologist) and the philosophic amusement of
-counting the undistributed middles and tabulating historically the exploded fallacies in
-the parson’s discourse.</p>
-
-<p>To-day Mr. Trubshaw preached a topical sermon about the Irish situation. His was the
-gospel of the <i>Morning Post</i>, slightly tempered by Christianity. It was our duty, he
-said, to pray for the Irish first of all, and if that had no effect upon recruiting, why,
-then, we must conscribe them as zealously as we had prayed before.</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen leaned back in his pew with a sigh of contentment. A connoisseur, he
-recognized that this was the right stuff.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Mr. Petherton over the Sunday beef at lunch, “how did you like our dear
-Vicar?”</p>
-
-<p>“He was splendid,” said Jacobsen, with grave enthusiasm. “One of the best sermons I’ve
-ever heard.”</p>
-
-<p>“Indeed? I shall really have to go and <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-136">[Pg 136]</a></span>hear him again. It must be nearly ten years since I
-listened to him.”</p>
-
-<p>“He’s inimitable.”</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie looked at Jacobsen carefully. He seemed to be perfectly serious. She was more
-than ever puzzled by the man.</p>
-
-<p>The days went slipping by, hot blue days that passed like a flash almost without one’s
-noticing them, cold grey days, seeming interminable and without number, and about which
-one spoke with a sense of justified grievance, for the season was supposed to be summer.
-There was fighting going on in France—terrific battles, to judge from the headlines in the
-<i>Times</i>; but, after all, one day’s paper was very much like another’s. Marjorie read
-them dutifully, but didn’t honestly take in very much; at least she forgot about things
-very soon. She couldn’t keep count with the battles of Ypres, and when somebody told her
-that she ought to go and see the photographs of the <i>Vindictive</i>, she smiled vaguely
-and said Yes, without remembering precisely what the <i>Vindictive</i> was—a ship, she
-supposed.</p>
-
-<p>Guy was in France, to be sure, but he was an Intelligence Officer now, so that <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-137">[Pg 137]</a></span>she was hardly anxious
-about him at all. Clergymen used to say that the war was bringing us all back to a sense
-of the fundamental realities of life. She supposed it was true: Guy’s enforced absences
-were a pain to her, and the difficulties of housekeeping continually increased and
-multiplied.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Petherton took a more intelligent interest in the war than did his daughter. He
-prided himself on being able to see the thing as a whole, on taking an historical,
-God’s-eye view of it all. He talked about it at meal-times, insisting that the world must
-be made safe for democracy. Between meals he sat in the library working at his monumental
-History of Morals. To his dinner-table disquisitions Marjorie would listen more or less
-attentively, Jacobsen with an unfailing, bright, intelligent politeness. Jacobsen himself
-rarely volunteered a remark about the war; it was taken for granted that he thought about
-it in the same way as all other right-thinking folk. Between meals he worked in his room
-or discussed the morals of the Italian Renaissance with his host. Marjorie <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-138">[Pg 138]</a></span>could write to Guy
-that nothing was happening, and that but for his absence and the weather interfering so
-much with tennis, she would be perfectly happy.</p>
-
-<p>Into the midst of this placidity there fell, delightful bolt from the blue, the
-announcement that Guy was getting leave at the end of July. “D<small>ARLING</small>,”
-Marjorie wrote, “I am so excited to think that you will be with me in such a little—such a
-long, long time.” Indeed, she was so excited and delighted that she realized with a touch
-of remorse how comparatively little she had thought of him when there seemed no chance of
-seeing him, how dim a figure in absence he was. A week later she heard that George White
-had arranged to get leave at the same time so as to see Guy. She was glad; George was a
-charming boy, and Guy was so fond of him. The Whites were their nearest neighbours, and
-ever since Guy had come to live at Blaybury he had seen a great deal of young George.</p>
-
-<p>“We shall be a most festive party,” said Mr. Petherton. “Roger will be coming to us
-just at the same time as Guy.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-139">[Pg 139]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“I’d quite forgotten Uncle Roger,” said Marjorie. “Of course, his holidays begin then,
-don’t they?”</p>
-
-<p>The Reverend Roger was Alfred Petherton’s brother and a master at one of our most
-glorious public schools. Marjorie hardly agreed with her father in thinking that his
-presence would add anything to the “festiveness” of the party. It was a pity he should be
-coming at this particular moment. However, we all have our little cross to bear.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Petherton was feeling playful. “We must bring down,” he said, “the choicest
-Falernian, bottled when Gladstone was consul, for the occasion. We must prepare wreaths
-and unguents and hire a flute player and a couple of dancing girls .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>He spent the rest of the meal in quoting Horace, Catullus, the Greek Anthology,
-Petronius, and Sidonius Apollinarius. Marjorie’s knowledge of the dead languages was
-decidedly limited. Her thoughts were elsewhere, and it was only dimly and as it were
-through a mist that she heard her father murmuring—whether merely to himself or with the
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-140">[Pg 140]</a></span>hope of
-eliciting an answer from somebody, she hardly knew—“Let me see: how does that epigram
-go?—that one about the different kinds of fish and the garlands of roses, by Meleager, or
-is it Poseidippus? .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h4 id="Happily_02">II</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">G<small>UY</small> and Jacobsen were walking in the Dutch garden, an
-incongruous couple. On Guy military servitude had left no outwardly visible mark; out of
-uniform, he still looked like a tall, untidy undergraduate; he stooped and drooped as much
-as ever; his hair was still bushy and, to judge by the dim expression of his face, he had
-not yet learnt to think imperially. His khaki always looked like a disguise, like the most
-absurd fancy dress. Jacobsen trotted beside him, short, fattish, very sleek, and correct.
-They talked in a desultory way about things indifferent. Guy, anxious for a little
-intellectual exercise after so many months of discipline, had been trying to inveigle his
-companion into a philosophical discussion. Jacobsen consistently <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-141">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg
-141]</a></span>eluded his efforts; he was too lazy to talk seriously; there was no profit
-that he could see to be got out of this young man’s opinions, and he had not the faintest
-desire to make a disciple. He preferred, therefore, to discuss the war and the weather. It
-irritated him that people should want to trespass on the domain of thought—people who had
-no right to live anywhere but on the vegetative plane of mere existence. He wished they
-would simply be content to <i>be</i> or <i>do</i>, not try, so hopelessly, to think, when
-only one in a million can think with the least profit to himself or anyone else.</p>
-
-<p>Out of the corner of his eye he looked at the dark, sensitive face of his companion; he
-ought to have gone into business at eighteen, was Jacobsen’s verdict. It was bad for him
-to think; he wasn’t strong enough.</p>
-
-<p>A great sound of barking broke upon the calm of the garden. Looking up, the two
-strollers saw George White running across the green turf of the croquet lawn with a huge
-fawn-coloured dog bounding along at his side.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-142">[Pg 142]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Morning,” he shouted. He was hatless and out of breath. “I was taking Bella for a run,
-and thought I’d look in and see how you all were.”</p>
-
-<p>“What a lovely dog!” Jacobsen exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>“An old English mastiff our—one aboriginal dog. She has a pedigree going straight back
-to Edward the Confessor.”</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen began a lively conversation with George on the virtues and shortcomings of
-dogs. Bella smelt his calves and then lifted up her gentle black eyes to look at him. She
-seemed satisfied.</p>
-
-<p>He looked at them for a little; they were too much absorbed in their doggy conversation
-to pay attention to him. He made a gesture as though he had suddenly remembered something,
-gave a little grunt, and with a very preoccupied expression on his face turned to go
-towards the house. His elaborate piece of by-play escaped the notice of the intended
-spectators; Guy saw that it had, and felt more miserable and angry and jealous than ever.
-They would think he had slunk off because he wasn’t wanted—which was quite true—instead
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-143">[Pg 143]</a></span>of believing
-that he had something very important to do, which was what he had intended they should
-believe.</p>
-
-<p>A cloud of self-doubt settled upon him. Was his mind, after all, worthless, and the
-little things he had written—rubbish, not potential genius as he had hoped? Jacobsen was
-right in preferring George’s company. George was perfect, physically, a splendid creature;
-what could he himself claim?</p>
-
-<p>“I’m second-rate,” he thought—“second-rate, physically, morally, mentally. Jacobsen is
-quite right.”</p>
-
-<p>The best he could hope to be was a pedestrian literary man with quiet tastes.</p>
-
-<p>NO, no, no! He clenched his hands and, as though to register his resolve before the
-universe, he said, aloud:</p>
-
-<p>“I will do it; I will be first-rate, I will.”</p>
-
-<p>He was covered with confusion on seeing a gardener pop up, surprised from behind a bank
-of rose-bushes. Talking to himself—the man must have thought him mad!</p>
-
-<p>He hurried on across the lawn, entered the house, and ran upstairs to his room. <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-144">[Pg 144]</a></span>There was not a second
-to lose; he must begin at once. He would write something—something that would last, solid,
-hard, shining. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p>“Damn them all! I will do it, I can .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>There were writing materials and a table in his room. He selected a pen—with a Relief
-nib he would be able to go on for hours without getting tired—and a large square sheet of
-writing-paper.</p>
-
-<blockquote class="stationery">
-<p class="house">“H<small>ATCH</small> H<small>OUSE</small>,</p>
-
-<p class="town">B<small>LAYBURY</small>,</p>
-
-<p class="county">W<small>ILTS</small>.</p>
-
-<p>Station: Cogham, 3 miles; Nobes Monacorum, 4½ miles.”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p>Stupid of people to have their stationery printed in red, when black or blue is so much
-nicer! He inked over the letters.</p>
-
-<p>He held up the paper to the light; there was a watermark, “Pimlico Bond.” What an
-admirable name for the hero of a novel! Pimlico Bond. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i2">“There’s be-eef in the la-arder</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">And du-ucks in the pond;</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Crying dilly dilly, dilly dilly&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-145">[Pg 145]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="noindent">He bit the end of his pen. “What I want to get,” he said to himself,
-“is something very hard, very external. Intense emotion, but one will somehow have got
-outside it.” He made a movement of hands, arms, and shoulders, tightening his muscles in
-an effort to express to himself physically that hardness and tightness and firmness of
-style after which he was struggling!</p>
-
-<p>He began to draw on his virgin paper. A woman, naked, one arm lifted over her head, so
-that it pulled up her breast by that wonderful curving muscle that comes down from the
-shoulder. The inner surface of the thighs, remember, is slightly concave. The feet, seen
-from the front, are always a difficulty.</p>
-
-<p>It would never do to leave that about. What would the servants think? He turned the
-nipples into eyes, drew heavy lines for nose, mouth, and chin, slopped on the ink thick;
-it made a passable face now—though an acute observer might have detected the original
-nudity. He tore it up into very small pieces.</p>
-
-<p>A crescendo booming filled the house. It was the gong. He looked at his watch. <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-146">[Pg 146]</a></span>Lunch-time, and he had
-done nothing. O God! .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h4 id="Happily_03">III</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">I<small>T</small> was dinner-time on the last evening of Guy’s leave.
-The uncovered mahogany table was like a pool of brown unruffled water within whose depths
-flowers and the glinting shapes of glass and silver hung dimly reflected. Mr. Petherton
-sat at the head of the board, flanked by his brother Roger and Jacobsen. Youth, in the
-persons of Marjorie, Guy, and George White, had collected at the other end. They had
-reached the stage of dessert.</p>
-
-<p>“This is excellent port,” said Roger, sleek and glossy like a well-fed black cob under
-his silken clerical waistcoat. He was a strong, thick-set man of about fifty, with a red
-neck as thick as his head. His hair was cropped with military closeness; he liked to set a
-good example to the boys, some of whom showed distressing “æsthetic” tendencies and wore
-their hair long.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m glad you like it. I mayn’t touch it myself, of course. Have another <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-147">[Pg 147]</a></span>glass.” Alfred
-Petherton’s face wore an expression of dyspeptic melancholy. He was wishing he hadn’t
-taken quite so much of that duck.</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you, I will.” Roger took the decanter with a smile of satisfaction. “The tired
-schoolmaster is worthy of his second glass. White, you look rather pale; I think you must
-have another.” Roger had a hearty, jocular manner, calculated to prove to his pupils that
-he was not one of the slimy sort of parsons, not a Creeping Jesus.</p>
-
-<p>There was an absorbing conversation going on at the youthful end of the table. Secretly
-irritated at having been thus interrupted in the middle of it, White turned round and
-smiled vaguely at Roger.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, thank you, sir,” he said, and pushed his glass forward to be filled. The “sir”
-slipped out unawares; it was, after all, such a little while since he had been a schoolboy
-under Roger’s dominion.</p>
-
-<p>“One is lucky,” Roger went on seriously, “to get any port wine at all now. I’m thankful
-to say I bought ten dozen <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-148">[Pg
-148]</a></span>from my old college some years ago to lay down; otherwise I don’t know what
-I should do. My wine merchant tells me he couldn’t let me have a single bottle. Indeed, he
-offered to buy some off me, if I’d sell. But I wasn’t having any. A bottle in the cellar
-is worth ten shillings in the pocket these days. I always say that port has become a
-necessity now one gets so little meat. Lambourne! you are another of our brave defenders;
-you deserve a second glass.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, thanks,” said Guy, hardly looking up. “I’ve had enough.” He went on talking to
-Marjorie—about the different views of life held by the French and the Russians.</p>
-
-<p>Roger helped himself to cherries. “One has to select them carefully,” he remarked for
-the benefit of the unwillingly listening George. “There is nothing that gives you such
-stomach-aches as unripe cherries.”</p>
-
-<p>“I expect you’re glad, Mr. Petherton, that holidays have begun at last?” said
-Jacobsen.</p>
-
-<p>“Glad? I should think so. One is <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-149">[Pg 149]</a></span>utterly dead beat at the end of the summer term. Isn’t
-one, White?”</p>
-
-<p>White had taken the opportunity to turn back again and listen to Guy’s conversation;
-recalled, like a dog who has started off on a forbidden scent, he obediently assented that
-one did get tired at the end of the summer term.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose,” said Jacobsen, “you still teach the same old things—Cæsar, Latin verses,
-Greek grammar, and the rest? We Americans can hardly believe that all that still goes
-on.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank goodness,” said Roger, “we still hammer a little solid stuff into them. But
-there’s been a great deal of fuss lately about new curriculums and so forth. They do a lot
-of science now and things of that kind, but I don’t believe the children learn anything at
-all. It’s pure waste of time.”</p>
-
-<p>“So is all education, I dare say,” said Jacobsen lightly.</p>
-
-<p>“Not if you teach them discipline. That’s what’s wanted—discipline. Most of these
-little boys need plenty of beating, and they don’t get enough now. Besides, if you can’t
-hammer knowledge <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-150">[Pg
-150]</a></span>in at their heads, you can at least beat a little in at their tails.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re very ferocious, Roger,” said Mr. Petherton, smiling. He was feeling better; the
-duck was settling down.</p>
-
-<p>“No, it’s the vital thing. The best thing the war has brought us is discipline. The
-country had got slack and wanted tightening up.” Roger’s face glowed with zeal.</p>
-
-<p>From the other end of the table Guy’s voice could be heard saying, “Do you know César
-Franck’s ‘Dieu s’avance à travers la lande’? It’s one of the finest bits of religious
-music I know.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Petherton’s face lighted up; he leaned forward. “No,” he said, throwing his answer
-unexpectedly into the midst of the young people’s conversation. “I don’t know it; but do
-you know this? Wait a minute.” He knitted his brows, and his lips moved as though he were
-trying to recapture a formula. “Ah, I’ve got it. Now, can you tell me this? The name of
-what famous piece of religious music do I utter when I order an old carpenter, once a
-Liberal <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-151">[Pg 151]</a></span>but now
-a renegade to Conservatism, to make a hive for bees?”</p>
-
-<p>Guy gave it up; his guardian beamed delightedly.</p>
-
-<p>“Hoary Tory, oh, Judas! Make a bee-house,” he said. “Do you see? Oratorio <i>Judas
-Maccabeus.</i>”</p>
-
-<p>Guy could have wished that this bit of flotsam from Mr. Petherton’s sportive youth had
-not been thus washed up at his feet. He felt that he had been peeping indecently close
-into the dark backward and abysm of time.</p>
-
-<p>“That was a good one,” Mr. Petherton chuckled. “I must see if I can think of some
-more.”</p>
-
-<p>Roger, who was not easily to be turned away from his favourite topic, waited till this
-irrelevant spark of levity had quite expired, and continued: “It’s a remarkable and
-noticeable fact that you never seem to get discipline combined with the teaching of
-science or modern languages. Who ever heard of a science master having a good house at a
-school? Scientists’ houses are always bad.”</p>
-
-<p>“How very strange!” said Jacobsen.</p>
-
-<p>“Strange, but a fact. It seems to me <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-152">[Pg 152]</a></span>a great mistake to give them houses at all if they can’t
-keep discipline. And then there’s the question of religion. Some of these men never come
-to chapel except when they’re on duty. And then, I ask you, what happens when they prepare
-their boys for Confirmation? Why, I’ve known boys come to me who were supposed to have
-been prepared by one or other of these men, and, on asking them, I’ve found that they know
-nothing whatever about the most solemn facts of the Eucharist.—May I have some more of
-those excellent cherries please, White?—Of course, I do my best in such cases to tell the
-boys what I feel personally about these solemn things. But there generally isn’t the time;
-one’s life is so crowded; and so they go into Confirmation with only the very haziest
-knowledge of what it’s all about. You see how absurd it is to let anyone but the classical
-men have anything to do with the boys’ lives.”</p>
-
-<p>“Shake it well, dear,” Mr. Petherton was saying to his daughter, who had come with his
-medicine.</p>
-
-<p>“What is that stuff?” asked Roger.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-153">[Pg 153]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it’s merely my peptones. I can hardly digest at all without it, you know.”</p>
-
-<p>“You have all my sympathies. My poor colleague, Flexner, suffers from chronic colitis.
-I can’t imagine how he goes on with his work.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, indeed. I find I can do nothing strenuous.”</p>
-
-<p>Roger turned and seized once more on the unhappy George. “White,” he said, “let this be
-a lesson to you. Take care of your inside; it’s the secret of a happy old age.”</p>
-
-<p>Guy looked up quickly. “Don’t worry about his old age,” he said in a strange harsh
-voice, very different from the gentle, elaborately modulated tone in which he generally
-spoke. “He won’t have an old age. His chances against surviving are about fourteen to
-three if the war goes on another year.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come,” said Roger, “don’t let’s be pessimistic.”</p>
-
-<p>“But I’m not. I assure you, I’m giving you a most rosy view of George’s chance of
-reaching old age.”</p>
-
-<p>It was felt that Guy’s remarks had been <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-154">[Pg 154]</a></span>in poor taste. There was a silence; eyes floated vaguely
-and uneasily, trying not to encounter one another. Roger cracked a nut loudly. When he had
-sufficiently relished the situation, Jacobsen changed the subject by remarking:</p>
-
-<p>“That was a fine bit of work by our destroyers this morning, wasn’t it?”</p>
-
-<p>“It did one good to read about it,” said Mr. Petherton. “Quite the Nelson touch.”</p>
-
-<p>Roger raised his glass. “Nelson!” he said, and emptied it at a gulp. “What a man! I am
-trying to persuade the Headmaster to make Trafalgar Day a holiday. It is the best way of
-reminding boys of things of that sort.”</p>
-
-<p>“A curiously untypical Englishman to be a national hero, isn’t he?” said Jacobsen. “So
-emotional and lacking in Britannic phlegm.”</p>
-
-<p>The Reverend Roger looked grave. “There’s one thing I’ve never been able to understand
-about Nelson, and that is, how a man who was so much the soul of honour and of patriotism
-could have been—er—immoral with Lady Hamilton. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-155">[Pg 155]</a></span>I know people say that it was the custom of the age, that
-these things meant nothing then, and so forth; but all the same, I repeat, I cannot
-understand how a man who was so intensely a patriotic Englishman could have done such a
-thing.”</p>
-
-<p>“I fail to see what patriotism has got to do with it,” said Guy.</p>
-
-<p>Roger fixed him with his most pedagogic look and said slowly and gravely, “Then I am
-sorry for you. I shouldn’t have thought it was necessary to tell an Englishman that purity
-of morals is a national tradition: you especially, a public-school man.”</p>
-
-<p>“Let us go and have a hundred up at billiards,” said Mr. Petherton. “Roger, will you
-come? And you, George, and Guy?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m so incredibly bad,” Guy insisted, “I’d really rather not.”</p>
-
-<p>“So am I,” said Jacobsen.</p>
-
-<p>“Then, Marjorie, you must make the fourth.”</p>
-
-<p>The billiard players trooped out; Guy and Jacobsen were left alone, brooding over the
-wreckage of dinner. There was <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-156">[Pg
-156]</a></span>a long silence. The two men sat smoking, Guy sitting in a sagging, crumpled
-attitude, like a half-empty sack abandoned on a chair, Jacobsen very upright and
-serene.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you find you can suffer fools gladly?” asked Guy abruptly.</p>
-
-<p>“Perfectly gladly.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wish I could. The Reverend Roger has a tendency to make my blood boil.”</p>
-
-<p>“But such a good soul,” Jacobsen insisted.</p>
-
-<p>“I dare say, but a monster all the same.”</p>
-
-<p>“You should take him more calmly. I make a point of never letting myself be moved by
-external things. I stick to my writing and thinking. Truth is beauty, beauty is truth, and
-so forth: after all, they’re the only things of solid value.” Jacobsen looked at the young
-man with a smile as he said these words. There is no doubt, he said to himself, that that
-boy ought to have gone into business; what a mistake this higher education is, to be
-sure.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, they’re the only things,” Guy burst out passionately. “You can afford to
-say so because you had the luck <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-157">[Pg
-157]</a></span>to be born twenty years before I was, and with five thousand miles of good
-deep water between you and Europe. Here am I, called upon to devote my life, in a very
-different way from which you devote yours to truth and beauty—to devote my life to—well,
-what? I’m not quite sure, but I preserve a touching faith that it is good. And you tell me
-to ignore external circumstances. Come and live in Flanders a little and try
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.” He launched forth into a tirade about agony and death and blood and
-putrefaction.</p>
-
-<p>“What is one to do?” he concluded despairingly. “What the devil is right? I had meant
-to spend my life writing and thinking, trying to create something beautiful or discover
-something true. But oughtn’t one, after all, if one survives, to give up everything else
-and try to make this hideous den of a world a little more habitable?”</p>
-
-<p>“I think you can take it that a world which has let itself be dragooned into this
-criminal folly is pretty hopeless. Follow your inclinations; or, better, go into a bank
-and make a lot of money.”</p>
-
-<p>Guy burst out laughing, rather too <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-158">[Pg 158]</a></span>loudly. “Admirable, admirable!” he said. “To return to
-our old topic of fools: frankly, Jacobsen, I cannot imagine why you should elect to pass
-your time with my dear old guardian. He’s a charming old man, but one must admit——” He
-waved his hand.</p>
-
-<p>“One must live somewhere,” said Jacobsen. “I find your guardian a most interesting man
-to be with.—Oh, do look at that dog!” On the hearth-rug Marjorie’s little Pekingese,
-Confucius, was preparing to lie down and go to sleep. He went assiduously through the
-solemn farce of scratching the floor, under the impression, no doubt, that he was making a
-comfortable nest to lie in. He turned round and round, scratching earnestly and
-methodically. Then he lay down, curled himself up in a ball, and was asleep in the
-twinkling of an eye.</p>
-
-<p>“Isn’t that too wonderfully human!” exclaimed Jacobsen delightedly. Guy thought he
-could see now why Jacobsen enjoyed living with Mr. Petherton. The old man was so
-wonderfully human.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>Later in the evening, when the billiards <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-159">[Pg 159]</a></span>was over and Mr. Petherton had duly commented on the
-anachronism of introducing the game into Anthony and Cleopatra, Guy and Marjorie went for
-a stroll in the garden. The moon had risen above the trees and lit up the front of the
-house with its bright pale light that could not wake the sleeping colours of the
-world.</p>
-
-<p>“Moonlight is the proper architectural light,” said Guy, as they stood looking at the
-house. The white light and the hard black shadows brought out all the elegance of its
-Georgian symmetry.</p>
-
-<p>“Look, here’s the ghost of a rose.” Marjorie touched a big cool flower, which one
-guessed rather than saw to be red, a faint equivocal lunar crimson. “And, oh, smell the
-tobacco-plant flowers. Aren’t they delicious!”</p>
-
-<p>“I always think there’s something very mysterious about perfume drifting through the
-dark like this. It seems to come from some perfectly different immaterial world, peopled
-by unembodied sensations, phantom passions. Think of the spiritual effect of incense in a
-dark church. One isn’t surprised that people have believed in the existence of the
-soul.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-160">[Pg 160]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>They walked on in silence. Sometimes, accidentally, his hand would brush against hers
-in the movement of their march. Guy felt an intolerable emotion of expectancy, akin to
-fear. It made him feel almost physically sick.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you remember,” he said abruptly, “that summer holiday our families spent together
-in Wales? It must have been nineteen four or five. I was ten and you were eight or
-thereabouts.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course I remember,” cried Marjorie. “Everything. There was that funny little toy
-railway from the slate quarries.”</p>
-
-<p>“And do you remember our gold-mine? All those tons of yellow ironstone we collected and
-hoarded in a cave, fully believing they were nuggets. How incredibly remote it seems!”</p>
-
-<p>“And you had a wonderful process by which you tested whether the stuff was real gold or
-not. It all passed triumphantly as genuine, I remember!”</p>
-
-<p>“Having that secret together first made us friends, I believe.”</p>
-
-<p>“I dare say,” said Marjorie. “Fourteen years ago—what a time! And you <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-161">[Pg 161]</a></span>began educating me
-even then: all that stuff you told me about gold-mining, for instance.”</p>
-
-<p>“Fourteen years,” Guy repeated reflectively, “and I shall be going out again to-morrow
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t speak about it. I am so miserable when you’re away.” She genuinely forgot what a
-delightful summer she had had, except for the shortage of tennis.</p>
-
-<p>“We must make this the happiest hour of our lives. Perhaps it may be the last we shall
-be together.” Guy looked up at the moon, and he perceived, with a sudden start, that it
-was a sphere islanded in an endless night, not a flat disk stuck on a wall not so very far
-away. It filled him with an infinite dreariness; he felt too insignificant to live at
-all.</p>
-
-<p>“Guy, you mustn’t talk like that,” said Marjorie appealingly.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ve got twelve hours,” said Guy in a meditative voice, “but that’s only clock-work
-time. You can give an hour the quality of everlastingness, and spend years which are as
-though they had never been. We get our immortality here and now; it’s a question of
-quality, not of quantity. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-162">[Pg
-162]</a></span>I don’t look forward to golden harps or anything of that sort. I know that
-when I am dead, I shall be dead; there isn’t any afterwards. If I’m killed, my immortality
-will be in your memory. Perhaps, too, somebody will read the things I’ve written, and in
-his mind I shall survive, feebly and partially. But in your mind I shall survive intact
-and whole.”</p>
-
-<p>“But I’m sure we shall go on living after death. It can’t be the end.” Marjorie was
-conscious that she had heard those words before. Where? Oh yes, it was earnest Evangeline
-who had spoken them at the school debating society.</p>
-
-<p>“I wouldn’t count on it,” Guy replied, with a little laugh. “You may get such a
-disappointment when you die.” Then in an altered voice, “I don’t want to die. I hate and
-fear death. But probably I shan’t be killed after all. All the same .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.” His
-voice faded out. They stepped into a tunnel of impenetrable darkness between two tall
-hornbeam hedges. He had become nothing but a voice, and now that had ceased; he had
-disappeared. The voice began again, low, quick, monotonous, a little breathless. “I <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-163">[Pg 163]</a></span>remember once reading
-a poem by one of the old Provençal troubadours, telling how God had once granted him
-supreme happiness; for the night before he was to set out for the Crusade, it had been
-granted him to hold his lady in his arms—all the short eternal night through. Ains que
-j’aille oltre mer: when I was going beyond sea.” The voice stopped again. They were
-standing at the very mouth of the hornbeam alley, looking out from that close-pent river
-of shadow upon an ocean of pale moonlight.</p>
-
-<p>“How still it is.” They did not speak; they hardly breathed. They became saturated with
-the quiet.</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie broke the silence. “Do you want me as much as all that, Guy?” All through that
-long, speechless minute she had been trying to say the words, repeating them over to
-herself, longing to say them aloud, but paralysed, unable to. And at last she had spoken
-them, impersonally, as though through the mouth of someone else. She heard them very
-distinctly, and was amazed at the matter-of-factness of the tone.</p>
-
-<p>Guy’s answer took the form of a question. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-164">[Pg 164]</a></span>“Well, suppose I were killed now,” he said, “should I
-ever have really lived?”</p>
-
-<p>They had stepped out of the cavernous alley into the moonlight. She could see him
-clearly now, and there was something so drooping and dejected and pathetic about him, he
-seemed so much of a great, overgrown child that a wave of passionate pitifulness rushed
-through her, reinforcing other emotions less maternal. She longed to take him in her arms,
-stroke his hair, lullaby him, baby-fashion, to sleep upon her breast. And Guy, on his
-side, desired nothing better than to give his fatigues and sensibilities to her maternal
-care, to have his eyes kissed fast, and sleep to her soothing. In his relations with
-women—but his experience in this direction was deplorably small—he had, unconsciously at
-first but afterwards with a realization of what he was doing, played this child part. In
-moments of self-analysis he laughed at himself for acting the “child stunt,” as he called
-it. Here he was—he hadn’t noticed it yet—doing it again, drooping, dejected, wholly
-pathetic, feeble .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-165">[Pg 165]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Marjorie was carried away by her emotion. She would give herself to her lover, would
-take possession of her helpless, pitiable child. She put her arms round his neck, lifted
-her face to his kisses, whispered something tender and inaudible.</p>
-
-<p>Guy drew her towards him and began kissing the soft, warm mouth. He touched the bare
-arm that encircled his neck; the flesh was resilient under his fingers; he felt a desire
-to pinch it and tear it.</p>
-
-<p>It had been just like this with that little slut Minnie. Just the same—all horrible
-lust. He remembered a curious physiological fact out of Havelock Ellis. He shuddered as
-though he had touched something disgusting, and pushed her away.</p>
-
-<p>“No, no, no. It’s horrible; it’s odious. Drunk with moonlight and sentimentalizing
-about death. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Why not just say with Biblical frankness, Lie with me—Lie
-with me?”</p>
-
-<p>That this love, which was to have been so marvellous and new and beautiful, should end
-libidinously and bestially like the affair, never remembered without a <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-166">[Pg 166]</a></span>shiver of shame, with
-Minnie (the vulgarity of her!)—filled him with horror.</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie burst into tears and ran away, wounded and trembling, into the solitude of the
-hornbeam shadow. “Go away, go away,” she sobbed, with such intensity of command that Guy,
-moved by an immediate remorse and the sight of tears to stop her and ask forgiveness, was
-constrained to let her go her ways.</p>
-
-<p>A cool, impersonal calm had succeeded almost immediately to his outburst. Critically,
-he examined what he had done, and judged it, not without a certain feeling of
-satisfaction, to be the greatest “floater” of his life. But at least the thing was done
-and couldn’t be undone. He took the weak-willed man’s delight in the irrevocability of
-action. He walked up and down the lawn smoking a cigarette and thinking, clearly and
-quietly—remembering the past, questioning the future. When the cigarette was finished he
-went into the house.</p>
-
-<p>He entered the smoking-room to hear Roger saying, “.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. It’s the poor who
-are having the good time now. Plenty to eat, plenty of money, and no taxes to pay. <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-167">[Pg 167]</a></span>No taxes—that’s the
-sickening thing. Look at Alfred’s gardener, for instance. He gets twenty-five or thirty
-bob a week and an uncommon good house. He’s married, but only has one child. A man like
-that is uncommonly well off. He ought to be paying income-tax; he can perfectly well
-afford it.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Petherton was listening somnolently, Jacobsen with his usual keen, intelligent
-politeness; George was playing with the blue Persian kitten.</p>
-
-<p>It had been arranged that George should stay the night, because it was such a bore
-having to walk that mile and a bit home again in the dark. Guy took him up to his room and
-sat down on the bed for a final cigarette, while George was undressing. It was the hour of
-confidence—that rather perilous moment when fatigue has relaxed the fibres of the mind,
-making it ready and ripe for sentiment.</p>
-
-<p>“It depresses me so much,” said Guy, “to think that you’re only twenty and that I’m
-just on twenty-four. You will be young and sprightly when the war ends; I shall be an old
-antique man.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not so old as all that,” George <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-168">[Pg 168]</a></span>answered, pulling off his shirt. His skin was very white,
-face, neck, and hands seeming dark brown by comparison; there was a sharply demarcated
-high-water mark of sunburn at throat and wrist.</p>
-
-<p>“It horrifies me to think of the time one is wasting in this bloody war, growing
-stupider and grosser every day, achieving nothing at all. It will be five, six—God knows
-how many—years cut clean out of one’s life. You’ll have the world before you when it’s all
-over, but I shall have spent my best time.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, it doesn’t make so much difference to me,” said George through a foam of
-tooth-brushing; “I’m not capable of doing anything of any particular value. It’s really
-all the same whether I lead a blameless life broking stocks or spend my time getting
-killed. But for you, I agree, it’s too bloody. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>Guy smoked on in silence, his mind filled with a languid resentment against
-circumstance. George put on his pyjamas and crept under the sheet; he had to curl himself
-up into a ball, because Guy was lying across the end of the bed, and he couldn’t put his
-feet down.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-169">[Pg 169]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“I suppose,” said Guy at last, meditatively—“I suppose the only consolations are, after
-all, women and wine. I shall really have to resort to them. Only women are mostly so
-fearfully boring and wine is so expensive now.”</p>
-
-<p>“But not all women!” George, it was evident, was waiting to get a confidence off his
-chest.</p>
-
-<p>“I gather you’ve found the exceptions.”</p>
-
-<p>George poured forth. He had just spent six months at Chelsea—six dreary months on the
-barrack square; but there had been lucid intervals between the drills and the special
-courses, which he had filled with many notable voyages of discovery among unknown worlds.
-And chiefly, Columbus to his own soul, he had discovered all those psychological
-intricacies and potentialities, which only the passions bring to light. <i>Nosce
-teipsum</i>, it has been commanded; and a judicious cultivation of the passions is one of
-the surest roads to self-knowledge. To George, at barely twenty, it was all so amazingly
-new and exciting, and Guy listened to the story of his adventures <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-170">[Pg 170]</a></span>with admiration and a touch of envy. He
-regretted the dismal and cloistered chastity—broken only once, and how sordidly! Wouldn’t
-he have learnt much more, he wondered—have been a more real and better human being if he
-had had George’s experiences? He would have profited by them more than George could ever
-hope to do. There was the risk of George’s getting involved in a mere foolish expense of
-spirit in a waste of shame. He might not be sufficiently an individual to remain himself
-in spite of his surroundings; his hand would be coloured by the dye he worked in. Guy felt
-sure that he himself would have run no risk; he would have come, seen, conquered, and
-returned intact and still himself, but enriched by the spoils of a new knowledge. Had he
-been wrong after all? Had life in the cloister of his own philosophy been wholly
-unprofitable?</p>
-
-<p>He looked at George. It was not surprising that the ladies favoured him, glorious
-ephebus that he was.</p>
-
-<p>“With a face and figure like mine,” he reflected, “I shouldn’t have been able <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-171">[Pg 171]</a></span>to lead his life, even
-if I’d wanted to.” He laughed inwardly.</p>
-
-<p>“You really must meet her,” George was saying enthusiastically.</p>
-
-<p>Guy smiled. “No, I really mustn’t. Let me give you a bit of perfectly good advice.
-Never attempt to share your joys with anyone else. People will sympathize with pain, but
-not with pleasure. Good night, George.”</p>
-
-<p>He bent over the pillow and kissed the smiling face that was as smooth as a child’s to
-his lips.</p>
-
-<p>Guy lay awake for a long time, and his eyes were dry and aching before sleep finally
-came upon him. He spent those dark interminable hours thinking—thinking hard, intensely,
-painfully. No sooner had he left George’s room than a feeling of intense unhappiness took
-hold of him. “Distorted with misery,” that was how he described himself; he loved to coin
-such phrases, for he felt the artist’s need to express as well as to feel and think.
-Distorted with misery, he went to bed; distorted with misery, he lay and thought and
-thought. He had, positively, a sense of physical <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-172">[Pg 172]</a></span>distortion: his guts were twisted, he had a hunched back,
-his legs were withered. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p>He had the right to be miserable. He was going back to France to-morrow, he had
-trampled on his mistress’s love, and he was beginning to doubt himself, to wonder whether
-his whole life hadn’t been one ludicrous folly.</p>
-
-<p>He reviewed his life, like a man about to die. Born in another age, he would, he
-supposed, have been religious. He had got over religion early, like the measles—at nine a
-Low Churchman, at twelve a Broad Churchman, and at fourteen an Agnostic—but he still
-retained the temperament of a religious man. Intellectually he was a Voltairian,
-emotionally a Bunyanite. To have arrived at this formula was, he felt, a distinct advance
-in self-knowledge. And what a fool he had been with Marjorie! The priggishness of his
-attitude—making her read Wordsworth when she didn’t want to. Intellectual love—his phrases
-weren’t always a blessing; how hopelessly he had deceived himself with words! And now this
-evening the <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-173">[Pg
-173]</a></span>crowning outrage, when he had behaved to her like a hysterical anchorite
-dealing with a temptation. His body tingled, at the recollection, with shame.</p>
-
-<p>An idea occurred to him; he would go and see her, tiptoe downstairs to her room, kneel
-by her bed, ask for her forgiveness. He lay quite still imagining the whole scene. He even
-went so far as to get out of bed, open the door, which made a noise in the process like a
-peacock’s scream, quite unnerving him, and creep to the head of the stairs. He stood there
-a long time, his feet growing colder and colder, and then decided that the adventure was
-really too sordidly like the episode at the beginning of Tolstoy’s <i>Resurrection</i>.
-The door screamed again as he returned; he lay in bed, trying to persuade himself that his
-self-control had been admirable and at the same time cursing his absence of courage in not
-carrying out what he had intended.</p>
-
-<p>He remembered a lecture he had given Marjorie once on the subject of Sacred and Profane
-Love. Poor girl, how had she listened in patience? He <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-174">[Pg 174]</a></span>could see her attending with such a
-serious expression on her face that she looked quite ugly. She looked so beautiful when
-she was laughing or happy; at the Whites’, for instance, three nights ago, when George and
-she had danced after dinner and he had sat, secretly envious, reading a book in the corner
-of the room and looking superior. He wouldn’t learn to dance, but always wished he could.
-It was a barbarous, aphrodisiacal occupation, he said, and he preferred to spend his time
-and energies in reading. Salvationist again! What a much wiser person George had proved
-himself than he. He had no prejudices, no theoretical views about the conduct of life; he
-just lived, admirably, naturally, as the spirit or the flesh moved him. If only he could
-live his life again, if only he could abolish this evening’s monstrous stupidity.
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie also lay awake. She too felt herself distorted with misery. How odiously cruel
-he had been, and how much she longed to forgive him! Perhaps he would come in the dark,
-when <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-175">[Pg 175]</a></span>all the
-house was asleep, tiptoeing into the room very quietly to kneel by her bed and ask to be
-forgiven. Would he come, she wondered? She stared into the blackness above her and about
-her, willing him to come, commanding him—angry and wretched because he was so slow in
-coming, because he didn’t come at all. They were both of them asleep before two.</p>
-
-<p>Seven hours of sleep make a surprising difference to the state of mind. Guy, who
-thought he was distorted for life, woke to find himself healthily normal. Marjorie’s
-angers and despairs had subsided. The hour they had together between breakfast and Guy’s
-departure was filled with almost trivial conversation. Guy was determined to say something
-about last’s night incident. But it was only at the very last moment, when the dog-cart
-was actually at the door, that he managed to bring out some stammered repentance for what
-had happened last night.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t think about it,” Marjorie had told him. So they had kissed and parted, and their
-relations were precisely the <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-176">[Pg
-176]</a></span>same as they had been before Guy came on leave.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>George was sent out a week or two later, and a month after that they heard at Blaybury
-that he had lost a leg—fortunately below the knee.</p>
-
-<p>“Poor boy!” said Mr. Petherton. “I must really write a line to his mother at once.”</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen made no comment, but it was a surprise to him to find how much he had been
-moved by the news. George White had lost a leg; he couldn’t get the thought out of his
-head. But only below the knee; he might be called lucky. Lucky—things are deplorably
-relative, he reflected. One thanks God because He has thought fit to deprive one of His
-creatures of a limb.</p>
-
-<p>“Neither delighteth He in any man’s legs,” eh? Nous avons changé tout cela.</p>
-
-<p>George had lost a leg. There would be no more of that Olympian speed and strength and
-beauty. Jacobsen conjured up before his memory a vision of the boy running with his great
-fawn-coloured <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-177">[Pg
-177]</a></span>dog across green expanses of grass. How glorious he had looked, his fine
-brown hair blowing like fire in the wind of his own speed, his cheeks flushed, his eyes
-very bright. And how easily he ran, with long, bounding strides, looking down at the dog
-that jumped and barked at his side!</p>
-
-<p>He had had a perfection, and now it was spoilt. Instead of a leg he had a stump.
-<i>Moignon</i>, the French called it; there was the right repulsive sound about
-<i>moignon</i> which was lacking in “stump.” Soignons le moignon en l’oignant
-d’oignons.</p>
-
-<p>Often, at night before he went to sleep, he couldn’t help thinking of George and the
-war and all the millions of <i>moignons</i> there must be in the world. He had a dream one
-night of slimy red knobbles, large polyp-like things, growing as he looked at them,
-swelling between his hands—<i>moignons</i>, in fact.</p>
-
-<p>George was well enough in the late autumn to come home. He had learnt to hop along on
-his crutches very skilfully, and his preposterous donkey-drawn bath-chair soon became a
-familiar object in the lanes of the neighbourhood. It <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-178">[Pg 178]</a></span>was a grand sight to behold when George
-rattled past at the trot, leaning forward like a young Phœbus in his chariot and urging
-his unwilling beast with voice and crutch. He drove over to Blaybury almost every day;
-Marjorie and he had endless talks about life and love and Guy and other absorbing topics.
-With Jacobsen he played piquet and discussed a thousand subjects. He was always gay and
-happy—that was what especially lacerated Jacobsen’s heart with pity.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h4 id="Happily_04">IV</h4>
-
-<p class="noindent">T<small>HE</small> Christmas holidays had begun, and the Reverend
-Roger was back again at Blaybury. He was sitting at the writing-table in the drawing-room,
-engaged, at the moment, in biting the end of his pen and scratching his head. His face
-wore an expression of perplexity; one would have said that he was in the throes of
-literary composition. Which indeed he was: “Beloved ward of Alfred Petherton
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.” he said aloud. “Beloved ward .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.” He shook his head
-doubtfully.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-179">[Pg 179]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The door opened and Jacobsen came into the room. Roger turned round at once.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you heard the grievous news?” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“No. What?”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor Guy is dead. We got the telegram half an hour ago.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good God!” said Jacobsen in an agonized voice which seemed to show that he had been
-startled out of the calm belonging to one who leads the life of reason. He had been
-conscious ever since George’s mutilation that his defences were growing weaker; external
-circumstance was steadily encroaching upon him. Now it had broken in and, for the moment,
-he was at its mercy. Guy dead. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. He pulled himself together sufficiently to
-say, after a pause, “Well, I suppose it was only to be expected sooner or later. Poor
-boy.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, it’s terrible, isn’t it?” said Roger, shaking his head. “I am just writing out an
-announcement to send to the <i>Times</i>. One can hardly say ‘the beloved ward of Alfred
-Petherton,’ can one? It doesn’t sound quite right; <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-180">[Pg 180]</a></span>and yet one would like somehow to give
-public expression to the deep affection Alfred felt for him. ‘Beloved ward’—no, decidedly
-it won’t do.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll have to get round it somehow,” said Jacobsen. Roger’s presence somehow made a
-return to the life of reason easier.</p>
-
-<p>“Poor Alfred,” the other went on. “You’ve no idea how hardly he takes it. He feels as
-though he had given a son.”</p>
-
-<p>“What a waste it is!” Jacobsen exclaimed. He was altogether too deeply moved.</p>
-
-<p>“I have done my best to console Alfred. One must always bear in mind for what Cause he
-died.”</p>
-
-<p>“All those potentialities destroyed. He was an able fellow, was Guy.” Jacobsen was
-speaking more to himself than to his companion, but Roger took up the suggestion.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, he certainly was that. Alfred thought he was very promising. It is for his sake I
-am particularly sorry. I never got on very well with the boy myself. He was too eccentric
-for my taste. There’s such a thing as being too clever, isn’t there? It’s rather inhuman.
-He used to <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-181">[Pg 181]</a></span>do
-most remarkable Greek iambics for me when he was a boy. I dare say he was a very good
-fellow under all that cleverness and queerness. It’s all very distressing, very
-grievous.”</p>
-
-<p>“How was he killed?”</p>
-
-<p>“Died of wounds yesterday morning. Do you think it would be a good thing to put in some
-quotation at the end of the announcement in the paper? Something like, ‘Dulce et Decorum,’
-or ‘Sed Miles, sed Pro Patria,’ or ‘Per Ardua ad Astra’?”</p>
-
-<p>“It hardly seems essential,” said Jacobsen.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps not.” Roger’s lips moved silently; he was counting. “Forty-two words. I
-suppose that counts as eight lines. Poor Marjorie! I hope she won’t feel it too bitterly.
-Alfred told me they were unofficially engaged.”</p>
-
-<p>“So I gathered.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am afraid I shall have to break the news to her. Alfred is too much upset to be able
-to do anything himself. It will be a most painful task. Poor girl! I suppose as a matter
-of fact they would not have been able to marry for some time, <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-182">[Pg 182]</a></span>as Guy had next to no money. These early
-marriages are very rash. Let me see: eight times three shillings is one pound four, isn’t
-it? I suppose they take cheques all right?”</p>
-
-<p>“How old was he?” asked Jacobsen.</p>
-
-<p>“Twenty-four and a few months.”</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen was walking restlessly up and down the room. “Just reaching maturity! One is
-thankful these days to have one’s own work and thoughts to take the mind off these
-horrors.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s terrible, isn’t it?—terrible. So many of my pupils have been killed now that I
-can hardly keep count of the number.”</p>
-
-<p>There was a tapping at the French window; it was Marjorie asking to be let in. She had
-been cutting holly and ivy for the Christmas decorations, and carried a basket full of
-dark, shining leaves.</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen unbolted the big window and Marjorie came in, flushed with the cold and
-smiling. Jacobsen had never seen her looking so handsome: she was superb, radiant, like
-Iphigenia coming in her wedding garments to the sacrifice.</p>
-
-<p>“The holly is very poor this year,” she <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-183">[Pg 183]</a></span>remarked. “I am afraid we shan’t make much of a show with
-our Christmas decorations.”</p>
-
-<p>Jacobsen took the opportunity of slipping out through the French window. Although it
-was unpleasantly cold, he walked up and down the flagged paths of the Dutch garden,
-hatless and overcoatless, for quite a long time.</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie moved about the drawing-room fixing sprigs of holly round the picture frames.
-Her uncle watched her, hesitating to speak; he was feeling enormously uncomfortable.</p>
-
-<p>“I am afraid,” he said at last, “that your father’s very upset this morning.” His voice
-was husky; he made an explosive noise to clear his throat.</p>
-
-<p>“Is it his palpitations?” Marjorie asked coolly; her father’s infirmities did not cause
-her much anxiety.</p>
-
-<p>“No, no.” Roger realized that his opening gambit had been a mistake. “No. It is—er—a
-more mental affliction, and one which, I fear, will touch you closely too. Marjorie, you
-must be strong and courageous; we have just heard that Guy is dead.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-184">[Pg 184]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Guy dead?” She couldn’t believe it; she had hardly envisaged the possibility; besides,
-he was on the Staff. “Oh, Uncle Roger, it isn’t true.”</p>
-
-<p>“I am afraid there is no doubt. The War Office telegram came just after you had gone
-out for the holly.”</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie sat down on the sofa and hid her face in her hands. Guy dead; she would never
-see him again, never see him again, never; she began to cry.</p>
-
-<p>Roger approached and stood, with his hand on her shoulder, in the attitude of a
-thought-reader. To those overwhelmed by sorrow the touch of a friendly hand is often
-comforting. They have fallen into an abyss, and the touching hand serves to remind them
-that life and God and human sympathy still exist, however bottomless the gulf of grief may
-seem. On Marjorie’s shoulder her uncle’s hand rested with a damp, heavy warmth that was
-peculiarly unpleasant.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear child, it is very grievous, I know; but you must try and be strong and bear it
-bravely. We all have our cross to bear. We shall be celebrating the Birth of Christ in two
-days’ time; remember <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-185">[Pg
-185]</a></span>with what patience He received the cup of agony. And then remember for what
-Cause Guy has given his life. He has died a hero’s death, a martyr’s death, witnessing to
-Heaven against the powers of evil.” Roger was unconsciously slipping into the words of his
-last sermon in the school chapel. “You should feel pride in his death as well as sorrow.
-There, there, poor child.” He patted her shoulder two or three times. “Perhaps it would be
-kinder to leave you now.”</p>
-
-<p>For some time after her uncle’s departure Marjorie sat motionless in the same position,
-her body bent forward, her face in her hands. She kept on repeating the words, “Never
-again,” and the sound of them filled her with despair and made her cry. They seemed to
-open up such a dreary grey infinite vista—“never again.” They were as a spell evoking
-tears.</p>
-
-<p>She got up at last and began walking aimlessly about the room. She paused in front of a
-little old black-framed mirror that hung near the window and looked at her reflection in
-the glass. She had expected somehow to look different, to have <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-186">[Pg 186]</a></span>changed. She was surprised to find her
-face entirely unaltered: grave, melancholy perhaps, but still the same face she had looked
-at when she was doing her hair this morning. A curious idea entered her head; she wondered
-whether she would be able to smile now, at this dreadful moment. She moved the muscles of
-her face and was overwhelmed with shame at the sight of the mirthless grin that mocked her
-from the glass. What a beast she was! She burst into tears and threw herself again on the
-sofa, burying her face in a cushion. The door opened, and by the noise of shuffling and
-tapping Marjorie recognized the approach of George White on his crutches. She did not look
-up. At the sight of the abject figure on the sofa, George halted, uncertain what he should
-do. Should he quietly go away again, or should he stay and try to say something
-comforting? The sight of her lying there gave him almost physical pain. He decided to
-stay.</p>
-
-<p>He approached the sofa and stood over her, suspended on his crutches. Still she did not
-lift her head, but pressed her <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-187">[Pg
-187]</a></span>face deeper into the smothering blindness of the cushion, as though to shut
-out from her consciousness all the external world. George looked down at her in silence.
-The little delicate tendrils of hair on the nape of her neck were exquisitely
-beautiful.</p>
-
-<p>“I was told about it,” he said at last, “just now, as I came in. It’s too awful. I
-think I cared for Guy more than for almost anyone in the world. We both did, didn’t
-we?”</p>
-
-<p>She began sobbing again. George was overcome with remorse, feeling that he had somehow
-hurt her, somehow added to her pain by what he had said. “Poor child, poor child,” he
-said, almost aloud. She was a year older than he, but she seemed so helplessly and
-pathetically young now that she was crying.</p>
-
-<p>Standing up for long tired him, and he lowered himself, slowly and painfully, into the
-sofa beside her. She looked up at last and began drying her eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m so wretched, George, so specially wretched because I feel I didn’t act rightly
-towards darling Guy. There were times, you know, when I wondered <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-188">[Pg 188]</a></span>whether it wasn’t all a great mistake,
-our being engaged. Sometimes I felt I almost hated him. I’d been feeling so odious about
-him these last weeks. And now comes this, and it makes me realize how awful I’ve been
-towards him.” She found it a relief to confide and confess; George was so sympathetic, he
-would understand. “I’ve been a beast.”</p>
-
-<p>Her voice broke, and it was as though something had broken in George’s head. He was
-overwhelmed with pity; he couldn’t bear it that she should suffer.</p>
-
-<p>“You mustn’t distress yourself unnecessarily, Marjorie dear,” he begged her, stroking
-the back of her hand with his large hard palm. “Don’t.”</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie went on remorselessly. “When Uncle Roger told me just now, do you know what I
-did? I said to myself, Do I really care? I couldn’t make out. I looked in the glass to see
-if I could tell from my face. Then I suddenly thought I’d see whether I could laugh, and I
-did. And that made me feel how detestable I was, and I started crying again. Oh, I have
-been a beast, George, haven’t I?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-189">[Pg 189]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>She burst into a passion of tears and hid her face once more in the friendly cushion.
-George couldn’t bear it at all. He laid his hand on her shoulder and bent forward, close
-to her, till his face almost touched her hair. “Don’t,” he cried. “Don’t, Marjorie. You
-mustn’t torment yourself like this. I know you loved Guy; we both loved him. He would have
-wanted us to be happy and brave and to go on with life—not make his death a source of
-hopeless despair.” There was a silence, broken only by the agonizing sound of sobbing.
-“Marjorie, darling, you mustn’t cry.”</p>
-
-<p>“There, I’m not,” said Marjorie through her tears. “I’ll try to stop. Guy wouldn’t have
-wanted us to cry for him. You’re right; he would have wanted us to live for him—worthily,
-in his splendid way.”</p>
-
-<p>“We who knew him and loved him must make our lives a memorial of him.” In ordinary
-circumstances George would have died rather than make a remark like that. But in speaking
-of the dead, people forget themselves and conform to the peculiar obituary convention of
-thought <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-190">[Pg 190]</a></span>and
-language. Spontaneously, unconsciously, George had conformed.</p>
-
-<p>Marjorie wiped her eyes. “Thank you, George. You know so well what darling Guy would
-have liked. You’ve made me feel stronger to bear it. But, all the same, I do feel odious
-for what I thought about him sometimes. I didn’t love him enough. And now it’s too late. I
-shall never see him again.” The spell of that “never” worked again: Marjorie sobbed
-despairingly.</p>
-
-<p>George’s distress knew no bounds. He put his arm round Marjorie’s shoulders and kissed
-her hair. “Don’t cry, Marjorie. Everybody feels like that sometimes, even towards the
-people they love most. You really mustn’t make yourself miserable.”</p>
-
-<p>Once more she lifted her face and looked at him with a heart-breaking, tearful smile.
-“You have been too sweet to me, George. I don’t know what I should have done without
-you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor darling!” said George. “I can’t bear to see you unhappy.” Their faces were close
-to one another, and it seemed natural that at this point <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-191">[Pg 191]</a></span>their lips should meet in a long kiss.
-“We’ll remember only the splendid, glorious things about Guy,” he went on—“what a
-wonderful person he was, and how much we loved him.” He kissed her again.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps our darling Guy is with us here even now,” said Marjorie, with a look of
-ecstasy on her face.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps he is,” George echoed.</p>
-
-<p>It was at this point that a heavy footstep was heard and a hand rattled at the door.
-Marjorie and George moved a little farther apart. The intruder was Roger, who bustled in,
-rubbing his hands with an air of conscious heartiness, studiously pretending that nothing
-untoward had occurred. It is our English tradition that we should conceal our emotions.
-“Well, well,” he said. “I think we had better be going in to luncheon. The bell has
-gone.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-192">[Pg 192]</a></span></p>
-
-<h3 class="no_sections" id="Eupompus"><a href="#Eupompus_toc">EUPOMPUS GAVE SPLENDOUR TO
-ART BY NUMBERS</a></h3>
-
-<p class="noindent">“I <small>HAVE</small> made a discovery,” said Emberlin as I entered
-his room.</p>
-
-<p>“What about?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“A discovery,” he replied, “about <i>Discoveries</i>.” He radiated an unconcealed
-satisfaction; the conversation had evidently gone exactly as he had intended it to go. He
-had made his phrase, and, repeating it lovingly—“A discovery about <i>Discoveries</i>”—he
-smiled benignly at me, enjoying my look of mystification—an expression which, I confess, I
-had purposely exaggerated in order to give him pleasure. For Emberlin, in many ways so
-childish, took an especial delight in puzzling and nonplussing his acquaintances; and
-these small triumphs, these little “scores” off people afforded him some of his keenest
-pleasures. I always indulged his weakness when I <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-193">[Pg 193]</a></span>could, for it was worth while being on Emberlin’s good
-books. To be allowed to listen to his post-prandial conversation was a privilege indeed.
-Not only was he himself a consummately good talker, but he had also the power of
-stimulating others to talk well. He was like some subtle wine, intoxicating just to the
-Meredithian level of tipsiness. In his company you would find yourself lifted to the
-sphere of nimble and mercurial conceptions; you would suddenly realize that some miracle
-had occurred, that you were living no longer in a dull world of jumbled things but
-somewhere above the hotch-potch in a glassily perfect universe of ideas, where all was
-informed, consistent, symmetrical. And it was Emberlin who, godlike, had the power of
-creating this new and real world. He built it out of words, this crystal Eden, where no
-belly-going snake, devourer of quotidian dirt, might ever enter and disturb its harmonies.
-Since I first knew Emberlin I have come to have a greatly enhanced respect for magic and
-all the formules of its liturgy. If by words Emberlin can create a new world <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-194">[Pg 194]</a></span>for me, can make my
-spirit slough off completely the domination of the old, why should not he or I or anyone,
-having found the suitable phrases, exert by means of them an influence more vulgarly
-miraculous upon the world of mere things? Indeed, when I compare Emberlin and the common
-or garden black magician of commerce, it seems to me that Emberlin is the greater
-thaumaturge. But let that pass; I am straying from my purpose, which was to give some
-description of the man who so confidentially whispered to me that he had made a discovery
-about <i>Discoveries</i>.</p>
-
-<p>In the best sense of the word, then, Emberlin was academic. For us who knew him his
-rooms were an oasis of aloofness planted secretly in the heart of the desert of London. He
-exhaled an atmosphere that combined the fantastic speculativeness of the undergraduate
-with the more mellowed oddity of incredibly wise and antique dons. He was immensely
-erudite, but in a wholly unencyclopædic way—a mine of irrelevant information, as his
-enemies said <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-195">[Pg 195]</a></span>of
-him. He wrote a certain amount, but, like MallarmĂŠ, avoided publication, deeming it akin
-to “the offence of exhibitionism.” Once, however, in the folly of youth, some dozen years
-ago, he had published a volume of verses. He spent a good deal of time now in assiduously
-collecting copies of his book and burning them. There can be but very few left in the
-world now. My friend Cope had the fortune to pick one up the other day—a little blue book,
-which he showed me very secretly. I am at a loss to understand why Emberlin wishes to
-stamp out all trace of it. There is nothing to be ashamed of in the book; some of the
-verses, indeed, are, in their young ecstatic fashion, good. But they are certainly
-conceived in a style that is unlike that of his present poems. Perhaps it is that which
-makes him so implacable against them. What he writes now for very private manuscript
-circulation is curious stuff. I confess I prefer the earlier work; I do not like the
-stony, hard-edged quality of this sort of thing—the only one I can remember of his later
-productions. It is a sonnet on a porcelain <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-196">[Pg 196]</a></span>figure of a woman, dug up at Cnossus:</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i2">“Her eyes of bright unwinking glaze</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">All imperturbable do not</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Even make pretences to regard</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">The jutting absence of her stays</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Where many a Syrian gallipot</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Excites desire with spilth of nard.</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">The bistred rims above the fard</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Of cheeks as red as bergamot</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Attest that no shamefaced delays</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Will clog fulfilment nor retard</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Full payment of the Cyprian’s praise</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Down to the last remorseful jot.</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Hail priestess of we know not what</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Strange cult of Mycenean days!”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">Regrettably, I cannot remember any of Emberlin’s French poems. His
-peculiar muse expresses herself better, I think, in that language than in her native
-tongue.</p>
-
-<p>Such is Emberlin; such, I should rather say, <i>was</i> he, for, as I propose to show,
-he is not now the man that he was when he whispered so confidentially to me, as I entered
-the room, that he had made a discovery about <i>Discoveries</i>.</p>
-
-<p>I waited patiently till he had finished his little game of mystification and, when the
-moment seemed ripe, I asked him to <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-197">[Pg 197]</a></span>explain himself. Emberlin was ready to open out.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” he began, “these are the facts—a tedious introduction, I fear, but necessary.
-Years ago, when I was first reading Ben Jonson’s <i>Discoveries</i>, that queer jotting of
-his, ‘Eupompus gave splendour to Art by Numbers,’ tickled my curiosity. You yourself must
-have been struck by the phrase, everybody must have noticed it; and everybody must have
-noticed too that no commentator has a word to say on the subject. That is the way of
-commentators—the obvious points fulsomely explained and discussed, the hard passages,
-about which one might want to know something passed over in the silence of sheer
-ignorance. ‘Eupompus gave splendour to Art by Numbers’—the absurd phrase stuck in my head.
-At one time it positively haunted me. I used to chant it in my bath, set to music as an
-anthem. It went like this, so far as I remember”—and he burst into song: “‘Eupompus,
-Eu-u-pompus gave sple-e-e-endour .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.’” and so on, through all the repetitions,
-the dragged-out rises and falls of a parodied anthem.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-198">[Pg 198]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“I sing you this,” he said when he had finished, “just to show you what a hold that
-dreadful sentence took upon my mind. For eight years, off and on, its senselessness has
-besieged me. I have looked up Eupompus in all the obvious books of reference, of course.
-He is there all right—Alexandrian artist, eternized by some wretched little author in some
-even wretcheder little anecdote, which at the moment I entirely forget; it had nothing, at
-any rate, to do with the embellishment of art by numbers. Long ago I gave up the search as
-hopeless; Eupompus remained for me a shadowy figure of mystery, author of some nameless
-outrage, bestower of some forgotten benefit upon the art that he practised. His history
-seemed wrapt in an impenetrable darkness. And then yesterday I discovered all about him
-and his art and his numbers. A chance discovery, than which few things have given me a
-greater pleasure.</p>
-
-<p>“I happened upon it, as I say, yesterday when I was glancing through a volume of
-Zuylerius. Not, of course, the Zuylerius one knows,” he added quickly, “otherwise <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-199">[Pg 199]</a></span>one would have had the
-heart out of Eupompus’ secret years ago.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course,” I repeated, “not the familiar Zuylerius.”</p>
-
-<p>“Exactly,” said Emberlin, taking seriously my flippancy, “not the familiar John
-Zuylerius, Junior, but the elder Henricus Zuylerius, a much less—though perhaps
-undeservedly so—renowned figure than his son. But this is not the time to discuss their
-respective merits. At any rate, I discovered in a volume of critical dialogues by the
-elder Zuylerius, the reference, to which, without doubt, Jonson was referring in his note.
-(It was of course a mere jotting, never meant to be printed, but which Jonson’s literary
-executors pitched into the book with all the rest of the available posthumous materials.)
-‘Eupompus gave splendour to Art by Numbers’—Zuylerius gives a very circumstantial account
-of the process. He must, I suppose, have found the sources for it in some writer now lost
-to us.”</p>
-
-<p>Emberlin paused a moment to muse. The loss of the work of any ancient writer gave him
-the keenest sorrow. I rather <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-200">[Pg
-200]</a></span>believe he had written a version of the unrecovered books of Petronius.
-Some day I hope I shall be permitted to see what conception Emberlin has of the
-<i>Satyricon</i> as a whole. He would, I am sure, do Petronius justice—almost too much,
-perhaps.</p>
-
-<p>“What was the story of Eupompus?” I asked. “I am all curiosity to know.”</p>
-
-<p>Emberlin heaved a sigh and went on.</p>
-
-<p>“Zuylerius’ narrative,” he said, “is very bald, but on the whole lucid; and I think it
-gives one the main points of the story. I will give it you in my own words; that is
-preferable to reading his Dutch Latin. Eupompus, then, was one of the most fashionable
-portrait-painters of Alexandria. His clientele was large, his business immensely
-profitable. For a half-length in oils the great courtesans would pay him a month’s
-earnings. He would paint likenesses of the merchant princes in exchange for the costliest
-of their outlandish treasures. Coal-black potentates would come a thousand miles out of
-Ethiopia to have a miniature limned on some specially choice panel of ivory; and for
-payment there would be camel-loads <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-201">[Pg 201]</a></span>of gold and spices. Fame, riches, and honour came to him
-while he was yet young; an unparalleled career seemed to lie before him. And then, quite
-suddenly, he gave it all up—refused to paint another portrait. The doors of his studio
-were closed. It was in vain that clients, however rich, however distinguished, demanded
-admission; the slaves had their order; Eupompus would see no one but his own
-intimates.”</p>
-
-<p>Emberlin made a pause in his narrative.</p>
-
-<p>“What was Eupompus doing?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“He was, of course,” said Emberlin, “occupied in giving splendour to Art by Numbers.
-And this, as far as I can gather from Zuylerius, is how it all happened. He just suddenly
-fell in love with numbers—head over ears, amorous of pure counting. Number seemed to him
-to be the sole reality, the only thing about which the mind of man could be certain. To
-count was the one thing worth doing, because it was the one thing you could be sure of
-doing right. Thus, art, that it may have any value at all, must ally itself with
-reality—must, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-202">[Pg
-202]</a></span>that is, possess a numerical foundation. He carried the idea into practice
-by painting the first picture in his new style. It was a gigantic canvas, covering several
-hundred square feet—I have no doubt that Eupompus could have told you the exact area to an
-inch—and upon it was represented an illimitable ocean covered, as far as the eye could
-reach in every direction, with a multitude of black swans. There were thirty-three
-thousand of these black swans, each, even though it might be but a speck on the horizon,
-distinctly limned. In the middle of the ocean was an island, upon which stood a more or
-less human figure having three eyes, three arms and legs, three breasts and three navels.
-In the leaden sky three suns were dimly expiring. There was nothing more in the picture;
-Zuylerius describes it exactly. Eupompus spent nine months of hard work in painting it.
-The privileged few who were allowed to see it pronounced it, finished, a masterpiece. They
-gathered round Eupompus in a little school, calling themselves the Philarithmics. They
-would sit for hours in <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-203">[Pg
-203]</a></span>front of his great work, contemplating the swans and counting them;
-according to the Philarithmics, to count and to contemplate were the same thing.</p>
-
-<p>“Eupompus’ next picture, representing an orchard of identical trees set in quincunxes,
-was regarded with less favour by the connoisseurs. His studies of crowds were, however,
-more highly esteemed; in these were portrayed masses of people arranged in groups that
-exactly imitated the number and position of the stars making up various of the more famous
-constellations. And then there was his famous picture of the amphitheatre, which created a
-furore among the Philarithmics. Zuylerius again gives us a detailed description. Tier upon
-tier of seats are seen, all occupied by strange Cyclopean figures. Each tier accommodates
-more people than the tier below, and the number rises in a complicated but regular
-progression. All the figures seated in the amphitheatre possess but a single eye, enormous
-and luminous, planted in the middle of the forehead: and all these thousands of single
-eyes are fixed, in a <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-204">[Pg
-204]</a></span>terrible and menacing scrutiny, upon a dwarf-like creature cowering
-pitiably in the arena. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. He alone of the multitude possesses two eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“I would give anything to see that picture,” Emberlin added, after a pause. “The
-colouring, you know; Zuylerius gives no hint, but I feel somehow certain that the dominant
-tone must have been a fierce brick-red—a red granite amphitheatre filled with a red-robed
-assembly, sharply defined against an implacable blue sky.”</p>
-
-<p>“Their eyes would be green,” I suggested.</p>
-
-<p>Emberlin closed his eyes to visualize the scene and then nodded a slow and rather
-dubious assent.</p>
-
-<p>“Up to this point,” Emberlin resumed at length, “Zuylerius’ account is very clear. But
-his descriptions of the later philarithmic art become extremely obscure; I doubt whether
-he understood in the least what it was all about. I will give you such meaning as I manage
-to extract from his chaos. Eupompus seems to have grown tired of painting merely numbers
-of objects. He wanted <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-205">[Pg
-205]</a></span>now to represent Number itself. And then he conceived the plan of rendering
-visible the fundamental ideas of life through the medium of those purely numerical terms
-into which, according to him, they must ultimately resolve themselves. Zuylerius speaks
-vaguely of a picture of Eros, which seems to have consisted of a series of interlacing
-planes. Eupompus’ fancy seems next to have been taken by various of the Socratic dialogues
-upon the nature of general ideas, and he made a series of illustrations for them in the
-same arithmo-geometric style. Finally there is Zuylerius’ wild description of the last
-picture that Eupompus ever painted. I can make very little of it. The subject of the work,
-at least, is clearly stated; it was a representation of Pure Number, or God and the
-Universe, or whatever you like to call that pleasingly inane conception of totality. It
-was a picture of the cosmos seen, I take it, through a rather Neoplatonic <i>camera
-obscura—</i>very clear and in small. Zuylerius suggests a design of planes radiating out
-from a single point of light. I dare <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-206">[Pg 206]</a></span>say something of the kind came in. Actually, I have no
-doubt, the work was a very adequate rendering in visible form of the conception of the one
-and the many, with all the intermediate stages of enlightenment between matter and the
-<i>Fons Deitatis</i>. However, it’s no use speculating what the picture may have been
-going to look like. Poor old Eupompus went mad before he had completely finished it and,
-after he had dispatched two of the admiring Philarithmics with a hammer, he flung himself
-out of the window and broke his neck. That was the end of him, and that was how he gave
-splendour, regrettably transient, to Art by Numbers.”</p>
-
-<p>Emberlin stopped. We brooded over our pipes in silence; poor old Eupompus!</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>That was four months ago, and to-day Emberlin is a confirmed and apparently
-irreclaimable Philarithmic, a quite whole-hearted Eupompian.</p>
-
-<p>It was always Emberlin’s way to take up the ideas that he finds in books and to put
-them into practice. He was once, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-207">[Pg 207]</a></span>for example, a working alchemist, and attained to
-considerable proficiency in the Great Art. He studied mnemonics under Bruno and Raymond
-Lully, and constructed for himself a model of the latter’s syllogizing machine, in hopes
-of gaining that universal knowledge which the Enlightened Doctor guaranteed to its user.
-This time it is Eupompianism, and the thing has taken hold of him. I have held up to him
-all the hideous warnings that I can find in history. But it is no use.</p>
-
-<p>There is the pitiable spectacle of Dr. Johnson under the tyranny of an Eupompian
-ritual, counting the posts and the paving-stones of Fleet Street. He himself knew best how
-nearly a madman he was.</p>
-
-<p>And then I count as Eupompians all gamblers, all calculating boys, all interpreters of
-the prophecies of Daniel and the Apocalypse; then too the Elberfeld horses, most complete
-of all Eupompians.</p>
-
-<p>And here was Emberlin joining himself to this sect, degrading himself to the level of
-counting beasts and irrational children and men, more or less insane. <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-208">[Pg 208]</a></span>Dr. Johnson was at
-least born with a strain of the Eupompian aberration in him; Emberlin is busily and
-consciously acquiring it. My expostulations, the expostulations of all his friends, are as
-yet unavailing. It is in vain that I tell Emberlin that counting is the easiest thing in
-the world to do, that when I am utterly exhausted, my brain, for lack of ability to
-perform any other work, just counts and reckons, like a machine, like an Elberfeld horse.
-It all falls on deaf ears; Emberlin merely smiles and shows me some new numerical joke
-that he has discovered. Emberlin can never enter a tiled bathroom now without counting how
-many courses of tiles there are from floor to ceiling. He regards it as an interesting
-fact that there are twenty-six rows of tiles in his bathroom and thirty-two in mine, while
-all the public lavatories in Holborn have the same number. He knows now how many paces it
-is from any one point in London to any other. I have given up going for walks with him. I
-am always made so distressingly conscious by his preoccupied look, that he is counting his
-steps.</p>
-
-<p>His evenings, too, have become profoundly <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-209">[Pg 209]</a></span>melancholy; the conversation, however well it may begin,
-always comes round to the same nauseating subject. We can never escape numbers; Eupompus
-haunts us. It is not as if we were mathematicians and could discuss problems of any
-interest or value. No, none of us are mathematicians, least of all Emberlin. Emberlin
-likes talking about such points as the numerical significance of the Trinity, the immense
-importance of its being three in one, not forgetting the even greater importance of its
-being one in three. He likes giving us statistics about the speed of light or the rate of
-growth in fingernails. He loves to speculate on the nature of odd and even numbers. And he
-seems to be unconscious how much he has changed for the worse. He is happy in an
-exclusively absorbing interest. It is as though some mental leprosy had fallen upon his
-intelligence.</p>
-
-<p>In another year or so, I tell Emberlin, he may almost be able to compete with the
-calculating horses on their own ground. He will have lost all traces of his reason, but he
-will be able to extract cube roots in his head. It occurs to me that the <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-210">[Pg 210]</a></span>reason why Eupompus
-killed himself was not that he was mad; on the contrary, it was because he was,
-temporarily, sane. He had been mad for years, and then suddenly the idiot’s
-self-complacency was lit up by a flash of sanity. By its momentary light he saw into what
-gulfs of imbecility he had plunged. He saw and understood, and the full horror, the
-lamentable absurdity of the situation made him desperate. He vindicated Eupompus against
-Eupompianism, humanity against the Philarithmics. It gives me the greatest pleasure to
-think that he disposed of two of that hideous crew before he died himself.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-211">[Pg 211]</a></span></p>
-
-<h3 class="no_sections" id="Happy_Families"><a href="#Happy_Families_toc">HAPPY
-FAMILIES</a></h3>
-
-<p class="noindent">T<small>HE</small> scene is a conservatory. Luxuriant tropical plants
-are seen looming through a greenish aquarium twilight, punctuated here and there by the
-surprising pink of several Chinese lanterns hanging from the roof or on the branches of
-trees, while a warm yellow radiance streams out from the ball-room by a door on the left
-of the scene. Through the glass of the conservatory, at the back of the stage, one
-perceives a black-and-white landscape under the moon—expanses of snow, lined and dotted
-with coal-black hedges and trees. Outside is frost and death: but within the conservatory
-all is palpitating and steaming with tropical life and heat. Enormous fantastic plants
-encumber it; trees, creepers that writhe with serpentine life, orchids of every kind.
-Everywhere dense vegetation; horrible flowers that look like bottled spiders, like
-suppurating wounds; <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-212">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg 212]</a></span>flowers with eyes
-and tongues, with moving, sensitive tentacles, with breasts and teeth and spotted
-skins.</p>
-
-<p>The strains of a waltz float in through the ball-room door, and to that slow, soft
-music there enter, in parallel processions, the two families which are respectively Mr.
-Aston J. Tyrrell and Miss Topsy Garrick.</p>
-
-<p>The doyen of the Tyrrell family is a young and perhaps too cultured literary man with
-rather long, dark brown hair, a face well cut and sensitive, if a trifle weak about the
-lower jaw, and a voice whose exquisite modulations could only be the product of education
-at one of the two Great Universities. We will call him plain Aston. Miss Topsy, the head
-of the Garrick family, is a young woman of not quite twenty, with sleek, yellow hair
-hanging, like a page’s, short and thick about her ears; boyish, too, in her slenderness
-and length of leg—boyish, but feminine and attractive to the last degree. Miss Topsy
-paints charmingly, sings in a small, pure voice that twists the heart and makes the bowels
-yearn in the hearing of it, is well educated, and has read, or at <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-213">[Pg 213]</a></span>least heard of, most of the best books in
-three languages, knows something, too, of economics and the doctrines of Freud.</p>
-
-<p>They enter arm in arm, fresh from the dance, trailing behind them with their disengaged
-hands two absurd ventriloquist’s dummies of themselves. They sit down on a bench placed in
-the middle of the stage under a kind of arbour festooned with fabulous flowers. The other
-members of the two families lurk in the tropical twilight of the background.</p>
-
-<p>Aston advances his dummy and makes it speak, moving its mouth and limbs appropriately
-by means of the secret levers which his hand controls.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">What a perfect floor it is to-night!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Yes, it’s like ice, isn’t it? And such a good band.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh yes, a very good band.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-214">[Pg 214]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">They play at dinner-time at the Necropole, you know.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue no_bottom">Really! (<i>A long, uncomfortable silence.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="direction">(<i>From under a lofty twangum tree emerges the figure of</i>
-C<small>AIN</small> W<small>ASHINGTON</small> T<small>YRRELL</small>,
-A<small>STON</small>’<small>S</small> <i>negro brother—for the</i>
-T<small>YRRELLS</small>, <i>I regret to say, have a lick of the tar-brush in them and</i>
-C<small>AIN</small> <i>is a Mendelian throwback to the pure Jamaican type.</i>
-C<small>AIN</small> <i>is stout and his black face shines with grease. The whites of his
-eyes are like enamel, his smile is chryselephantine. He is dressed in faultless evening
-dress and a ribbon of seals tinkles on his stomach. He walks with legs wide apart, the
-upper part of his body thrown back and his belly projecting, as though he were supporting
-the weight of an Aristophanic actor’s costume. He struts up and down in front of the
-couple on the seat, grinning and slapping himself on the waistcoat.</i>)</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-215">[Pg 215]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">What hair, nyum nyum! and the nape of her neck; and her body—how
-slender! and what lovely movements, nyum nyum! (<i>Approaching</i> A<small>STON</small>
-<i>and speaking into his ear.</i>) Eh? eh? eh?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Go away, you pig. Go away. (<i>He holds up his dummy as a shield:</i>
-C<small>AIN</small> <i>retires discomfited.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Have you read any amusing novels lately?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Speaking over the head of her dummy.</i>) No; I never read novels.
-They are mostly so frightful, aren’t they?</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-216">[Pg 216]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Enthusiastically.</i>) How splendid! Neither do I. I only write
-them sometimes, that’s all. (<i>They abandon their dummies, which fall limply into one
-another’s arms and collapse on to the floor with an expiring sigh.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">You write them? I didn’t know. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh, I’d very much rather you didn’t know. I shouldn’t like you ever to
-read one of them. They’re all awful: still, they keep the pot boiling, you know. But tell
-me, what do you read?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Mostly history, and philosophy, and a little criticism and psychology,
-and lots of poetry.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">My dear young lady! how wonderful, how altogether unexpectedly
-splendid. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-217">[Pg
-217]</a></span>(C<small>AIN</small> <i>emerges with the third brother</i>,
-S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>, <i>who is a paler, thinner, more sinister and
-aristocratic</i> A<small>STON</small>.)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Nyum nyum nyum. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">What a perfect sentence that was of yours, Aston: quite Henry
-Jamesian! “My dear young lady”—as though you were forty years her senior; and the rare
-old-worldliness of that “altogether unexpectedly splendid”! Admirable. I don’t remember
-your ever employing quite exactly this opening gambit before: but of course there were
-things very like it. (<i>To</i> C<small>AIN</small>.) What a nasty spectacle you are,
-Cain, gnashing your teeth like that!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-218">[Pg 218]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue no_bottom">Nyum nyum nyum.</p>
-
-<p class="direction">(A<small>STON</small> <i>and</i> T<small>OPSY</small> <i>are
-enthusiastically talking about books: the two brothers, finding themselves quite
-unnoticed, retire into the shade of their twangum tree.</i> B<small>ELLE</small>
-G<small>ARRICK</small> <i>has been hovering behind</i> T<small>OPSY</small> <i>for some
-time past. She is more obviously pretty than her sister, full-bosomed and with a loose,
-red, laughing mouth. Unable to attract</i> T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small>
-<i>attention, she turns round and calls</i>, “H<small>ENRIKA</small>.” <i>A pale face with
-wide, surprised eyes peeps round the trunk, hairy like a mammoth’s leg, of a kadapoo tree
-with magenta leaves and flame-coloured blossoms. This is</i> H<small>ENRIKA</small>,
-T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> <i>youngest sister. She is dressed in a little white
-muslin frock set off with blue ribbons.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Tiptoes forward.</i>) Here I am; what is it? I was rather
-frightened of that man. But he really seems quite nice and tame, doesn’t he?</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-219">[Pg 219]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Of course he is! What a goose you are to hide like that!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">He seems a nice, quiet, gentle man; and <i>so</i> clever.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">What good hands he has, hasn’t he? (<i>Approaching</i>
-T<small>OPSY</small> <i>and whispering in her ear.</i>) Your hair’s going into your eyes,
-my dear. Toss it back in that pretty way you have. (T<small>OPSY</small> <i>tosses her
-head; the soft, golden bell of hair quivers elastically about her ears.</i>) That’s
-right!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Bounding into the air and landing with feet apart, knees bent, and
-a hand on either knee.</i>) Oh, nyum nyum!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh, the beauty of that movement! It simply makes one catch one’s
-breath <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-220">[Pg 220]</a></span>with
-surprised pleasure, as the gesture of a perfect dancer might.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Beautiful, wasn’t it?—a pleasure purely æsthetic and æsthetically
-pure. Listen to Cain.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>To</i> T<small>OPSY</small>.) And do you ever try writing
-yourself? I’m sure you ought to.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Yes, yes, we’re sure you ought to. Eh, Cain?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Well, I have written a little poetry—or rather a few bad verses—at one
-time or another.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Really now! What about, may I ask?</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-221">[Pg 221]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Well .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. (<i>hesitating</i>) about different things, you
-know. (<i>She fans herself rather nervously.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Leaning over</i> T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> <i>shoulder
-and addressing</i> A<small>STON</small> <i>directly.</i>) Mostly about Love. (<i>She
-dwells long and voluptuously on the last word, pronouncing it “lovv” rather than
-“luvv.”</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh, dat’s good, dat’s good; dat’s dam good. (<i>In moments of
-emotion</i> C<small>AIN</small>’<small>S</small> <i>manners and language savour more
-obviously than usual of the Old Plantation.</i>) Did yoh see her face den?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Repeats, slowly and solemnly.</i>) Mostly about Love.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh, oh. (<i>She covers her face with her hands.</i>) How could you? It
-makes me tingle all over. (<i>She runs behind the kadapoo tree again.</i>)</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-222">[Pg 222]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Very seriously and intelligently.</i>) Really. That’s very
-interesting. I wish you’d let me see what you’ve done some time.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">We always like to see these things, don’t we, Aston? Do you remember
-Mrs. Towler? How pretty she was! And the way we criticized her literary productions.
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Mrs. Towler. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. (<i>He shudders as though he had touched
-something soft and filthy.</i>) Oh, don’t, Jasper, don’t!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Dear Mrs. Towler! We were very nice about her poems, weren’t we? Do
-you remember the one that began:</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i2">“My Love is like a silvern flower-de-luce</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">Within some wondrous dream-garden pent:</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">God made my lovely lily not for use,</p>
-
-<p class="i2a">But for an ornament.”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-223">[Pg 223]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="noindent">Even Cain, I believe, saw the joke of that.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Mrs. Towler—oh, my God! But this is quite different: this girl really
-interests me.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh yes, I know, I know. She interests you too, Cain, doesn’t she?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Prances two or three steps of a cake-walk and sings.</i>) Oh, ma
-honey, oh, ma honey.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">But, I tell you, this is quite different.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Of course it is. Any fool could see that it was. I’ve admitted it
-already.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-224">[Pg 224]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>To</i> T<small>OPSY</small>.) You will show them me, won’t you? I
-should so much like to see them.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Covered with confusion.</i>) No, I really couldn’t. You’re a
-professional, you see.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>From behind the kadapoo tree.</i>) No, you mustn’t show them to
-him. They’re really mine, you know, a great many of them.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Nonsense! (<i>She stoops down and moves</i>
-T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> <i>foot in such a way that a very well-shaped,
-white-stockinged leg is visible some way up the calf. Then, to</i> T<small>OPSY</small>.)
-Pull your skirt down, my dear. You’re quite indecent.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Putting up his monocle.</i>) Oh, nyum nyum, ma honey! Come wid me
-to Dixie Land. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-225">[Pg 225]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">H’m, a little conscious, don’t you think?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">But even professionals are human, my dear young lady. And perhaps I
-might be able to give you some help with your writings.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">That’s awfully kind of you, Mr. Tyrrell.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh, don’t let him see them. I don’t want him to. Don’t let him.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>With heavy charm.</i>) It always interests me so much when I hear
-of the young—and I trust you won’t be offended if I include you in their number—when I
-hear of the young taking to writing. It is one of the most important duties that we of the
-older generation can perform—to help and encourage the young with their <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-226">[Pg 226]</a></span>work. It’s a great
-service to the cause of Art.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">That was what I was always saying to Mrs. Towler, if I remember
-rightly.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I can’t tell you, Mr. Tyrrell, how delightful it is to have one’s work
-taken seriously. I am so grateful to you. May I send you my little efforts, then?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Executes a step dance to the furious clicking of a pair of
-bones.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I congratulate you, Aston. A most masterful bit of strategy.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I wonder what he’ll do next. Isn’t it exciting? Topsy, toss your head
-again. That’s right. Oh, I wish something would happen!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-227">[Pg 227]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">What have you done? Oh, Topsy, you really mustn’t send him my
-poems.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">You said he was such a nice man just now.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh yes, he’s nice, I know. But then he’s a man, you must admit that. I
-don’t want him to see them.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Firmly.</i>) You’re being merely foolish, Henrika. Mr. Tyrrell, a
-very distinguished literary man, has been kind enough to take an interest in my work. His
-criticism will be the greatest help to me.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Of course it will, and he has such charming eyes. (<i>A pause. The
-music</i>, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-228">[Pg
-228]</a></span><i>which has, all this while, been faintly heard through the ball-room
-door, becomes more audible. They are playing a rich, creamy waltz.</i>) What delicious
-music! Henrika, come and have a dance. (<i>She seizes</i> H<small>ENRIKA</small> <i>round
-the waist and begins to waltz.</i> H<small>ENRIKA</small> <i>is reluctant at first, but
-little by little the rhythm of the dance takes possession of her till, with her
-half-closed eyes and languorous, trance-like movements, she might figure as the visible
-living symbol of the waltz.</i> A<small>STON</small> <i>and</i> T<small>OPSY</small>
-<i>lean back in their seats, marking the time with a languid beating of the hand.</i>
-C<small>AIN</small> <i>sways and swoons and revolves in his own peculiar and inimitable
-version of the dance.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Who has been watching the whole scene with amusement.</i>) What a
-pretty spectacle! “Music hath charms. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>In an almost extinct voice.</i>) Oh, Belle, Belle, I could go on
-dancing like this for ever. I feel quite intoxicated with it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-229">[Pg 229]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>To</i> A<small>STON</small>.) What a jolly tune this is!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Isn’t it? It’s called “Dreams of Desire,” I believe.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">What a pretty name!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">These are wonderful flowers here.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue no_bottom">Let’s go and have a look at them.</p>
-
-<p class="direction">(<i>They get up and walk round the conservatory. The flowers light up
-as they pass; in the midst of each is a small electric globe.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">This purple one with eyes is the assafœtida flower. Don’t put your
-nose too near; it has a smell like burning flesh. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-230">[Pg 230]</a></span>This is a Cypripedium from Sumatra. It is the only
-man-eating flower in the world. Notice its double set of teeth. (<i>He puts a stick into
-the mouth of the flower, which instantly snaps to, like a steel trap.</i>) Nasty, vicious
-brute! These blossoms like purple sponges belong to the twangum tree; when you squeeze
-them they ooze blood. This is the Jonesia, the octopus of the floral world: each of its
-eight tentacles is armed with a sting capable of killing a horse. Now this is a most
-interesting and instructive flower—the patchouli bloom. It is perhaps the most striking
-example in nature of structural specialization brought about by Evolution. If only Darwin
-had lived to see the patchouli plant! You have heard of flowers specially adapting
-themselves to be fertilized by bees or butterflies or spiders and such-like? Well, this
-plant which grows in the forests of Guatemala can only be fertilized by English explorers.
-Observe the structure of the flower; at the base is a flat, projecting pan, containing the
-pistil; above it an overarching tube ending in a spout. On either side a small crevice
-about three-quarters <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-231">[Pg
-231]</a></span>of an inch in length may be discerned in the fleshy lobes of the calix. The
-English traveller seeing this plant is immediately struck by its resemblance to those
-penny-in-the-slot machines which provide scent for the public in the railway stations at
-home. Through sheer force of habit he takes a penny from his pocket and inserts it in one
-of the crevices or slots. Immediate result—a jet of highly scented liquid pollen is
-discharged from the spout upon the pistil lying below, and the plant is fertilized. Could
-anything be more miraculous? And yet there are those who deny the existence of God. Poor
-fools!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Wonderful! (<i>Sniffing.</i>) What a good scent.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">The purest patchouli.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">How delicious! Oh, my dear .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. (<i>She shuts her eyes in
-ecstasy.</i>)</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-232">[Pg 232]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Drowsily.</i>) Delicious, ’licious. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I always like these rather <i>canaille</i> perfumes. Their effect is
-admirable.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">This is the leopard-flower. Observe its spotted skin and its thorns
-like agate claws. This is the singing Alocusia—Alocusia Cantatrix—discovered by Humboldt
-during his second voyage to the Amazons. If you stroke its throat in the right place, it
-will begin to sing like a nightingale. Allow me. (<i>He takes her by the wrist and guides
-her fingers towards the palpitating throat of a gigantic flower shaped like a gramophone
-trumpet. The Alocusia bursts into song; it has a voice like Caruso’s.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh, nyum nyum! What a hand! Oh, ma honey. (<i>He runs a thick black
-finger along</i> T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> <i>arm.</i>)</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-233">[Pg 233]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">What a remarkable flower!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I wonder whether he stroked my arm like that by accident or on
-purpose.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Gives a little shiver.</i>) He’s touching me, he’s touching me!
-But somehow I feel so sleepy I can’t move.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>She moves on towards the next flower:</i> B<small>ELLE</small>
-<i>does not allow her to disengage her hand at once.</i>) What a curious smell this one
-has!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Be careful, be careful! That’s the chloroform plant.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-234">[Pg 234]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh, I feel quite dizzy and faint. That smell and the heat
-.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. (<i>She almost falls:</i> A<small>STON</small> <i>puts out his arm and
-holds her up.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Poor child!</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Poh chile, poh chile! (<i>He hovers round her, his hands almost
-touching her, trembling with excitement: his white eyeballs roll horribly.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I’ll open the door. The air will make you feel better. (<i>He opens
-the conservatory door, still supporting</i> T<small>OPSY</small> <i>with his right arm.
-The wind is heard, fearfully whistling: a flurry of snow blows into the conservatory. The
-flowers utter piercing screams of rage and fear; their lights flicker wildly; several turn
-perfectly black and drop on to the floor writhing in agony. The floral octopus agitates
-its tentacles; the twangum blooms drip blood; all the leaves</i> <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-235">[Pg 235]</a></span><i>of all the trees clap together with a
-dry, scaly sound.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Faintly.</i>) Thank you; that’s better.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Closing the door.</i>) Poor child! Come and sit down again; the
-chloroform flower is a real danger. (<i>Much moved, he leads her back towards the
-seat.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Executes a war dance round the seated couple.</i>) Poh chile, poh
-chile! Nyum nyum nyum.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">One perceives the well-known dangers of playing the Good Samaritan
-towards an afflicted member of the opposite sex. Pity has touched even our good Cain to
-tears.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-236">[Pg 236]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh, I wonder what’s going to happen! It’s so exciting. I’m so glad
-Henrika’s gone to sleep.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">It was silly of me to go all faint like that.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I ought to have warned you in time of the chloroform flower.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">But it’s such a lovely feeling now—like being in a very hot bath with
-lots of verbena bath-salts, and hardly able to move with limpness, but just ever so
-comfortable and happy.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">How do you feel now? I’m afraid you’re looking very pale. Poor
-child!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-237">[Pg 237]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Poh chile, poh chile! .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I don’t know much about these things, but it seems to me, my dear
-Aston, that the moment has decidedly arrived.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I’m so sorry. You poor little thing .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. (<i>He kisses her
-very gently on the forehead.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">A—a—h.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh! He kissed me: but he’s so kind and good, so kind and good. (<i>She
-stirs and falls back again into her drowsy trance.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">C<small>AIN</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Poh chile, poh chile! (<i>He leans over</i>
-A<small>STON</small>’<small>S</small> <i>shoulder and begins rudely kissing</i> <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-238">[Pg
-238]</a></span>T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> <i>trance-calm, parted lips.</i>
-T<small>OPSY</small> <i>opens her eyes and sees the black, greasy face, the
-chryselephantine smile, the pink, thick lips, the goggling eyeballs of white enamel. She
-screams.</i> H<small>ENRIKA</small> <i>springs up and screams too.</i>
-T<small>OPSY</small> <i>slips on to the floor, and</i> C<small>AIN</small> <i>and</i>
-A<small>STON</small> <i>are left face to face with</i> H<small>ENRIKA</small>, <i>pale as
-death and with wide-open, terrified eyes. She is trembling in every limb.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Gives</i> C<small>AIN</small> <i>a push that sends him sprawling
-backwards, and falls on his knees before the pathetic figure of</i>
-H<small>ENRIKA</small>.) Oh, I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry. What a beast I am! I don’t know
-what I can have been thinking of to do such a thing.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">My dear boy, I’m afraid you and Cain knew only too well what you were
-thinking of. Only too well .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Will you forgive me? I can’t forgive myself.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-239">[Pg 239]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Oh, you hurt me, you frightened me so much. I can’t bear it. (<i>She
-cries.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">O God! O God! (<i>The tears start into his eyes also. He takes</i>
-H<small>ENRIKA</small>’<small>S</small> <i>hand and begins to kiss it.</i>) I’m so sorry,
-I’m so sorry.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">If you’re not very careful, Aston, you’ll have Cain to deal with
-again. (C<small>AIN</small> <i>has picked himself up and is creeping stealthily towards
-the couple in the centre of the conservatory.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Turning round.</i>) Cain, you brute, go to hell!
-(C<small>AIN</small> <i>slinks back.</i>) Oh, will you forgive me for having been such a
-swine? What can I do?</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-240">[Pg 240]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Who has recovered her self-possession, rises to her feet and
-pushes</i> H<small>ENRIKA</small> <i>into the background.</i>) Thank you, it is really
-quite all right. I think it would be best to say no more about it, to forget what has
-happened.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Will you forgive me, then?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Of course, of course. Please get up, Mr. Tyrrell.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Climbing to his feet.</i>) I can’t think how I ever came to be
-such a brute.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Coldly.</i>) I thought we had agreed not to talk about this
-incident any further. (<i>There is a silence.</i>)</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-241">[Pg 241]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Well, Aston? This has been rather fun.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I wish you hadn’t been quite so cold with him, Topsy. Poor man! He
-really is very sorry. One can see that.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">But did you see that awful face? (<i>She shudders and covers her
-eyes.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Picking up his dummy and manipulating it.</i>) It is very hot in
-here, is it not? Shall we go back to the dancing-room?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">(<i>Also takes up her dummy.</i>) Yes, let us go back.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-242">[Pg 242]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Isn’t that “Roses in Picardy” that the band is playing?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">I believe it is. What a very good band, don’t you think?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Yes; it plays during dinner, you know, at the Necropole. (<i>To</i>
-JASPER.) Lord, what a fool I am! I’d quite forgotten; it was she who told me so as we came
-in.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">At the Necropole? Really.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">A<small>STON</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">A very good band and a very good floor.</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">T<small>OPSY</small>’<small>S</small> D<small>UMMY</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Yes, it’s a perfect floor, isn’t it? Like glass. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.
-(<i>They go out, followed by</i> <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-243">[Pg 243]</a></span><i>their respective families.</i> B<small>ELLE</small>
-<i>supports</i> H<small>ENRIKA</small>, <i>who is still very weak after her
-shock.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">B<small>ELLE</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">How exciting it was, wasn’t it, Henrika?</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">H<small>ENRIKA</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Wasn’t it awful—too awful! Oh, that face. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.
-(C<small>AIN</small> <i>follows</i> A<small>STON</small> <i>out in silence and
-dejection.</i> S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small> <i>brings up the rear of the
-procession. His face wears its usual expression of slightly bored amusement. He lights a
-cigarette.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="char_title">S<small>IR</small> J<small>ASPER</small>.</p>
-
-<p class="dialogue">Charming evening, charming evening. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Now it’s over, I
-wonder whether it ever existed. (<i>He goes out. The conservatory is left empty. The
-flowers flash their luminous pistils; the eyes of the assafœtida blossoms solemnly wink;
-leaves shake and sway and rustle; several of the flowers</i> <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-244">[Pg 244]</a></span><i>are heard to utter a low chuckle,
-while the Alocusia, after whistling a few derisive notes, finally utters a loud, gross
-Oriental hiccough.</i>)</p>
-
-<p class="end_of_play">T<small>HE</small> C<small>URTAIN</small> <small>SLOWLY</small>
-<small>DESCENDS</small>.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-245">[Pg 245]</a></span></p>
-
-<h3 class="no_sections" id="Cynthia"><a href="#Cynthia_toc">CYNTHIA</a></h3>
-
-<p class="noindent">W<small>HEN</small>, some fifty years hence, my grandchildren ask me
-what I did when I was at Oxford in the remote days towards the beginning of our monstrous
-century, I shall look back across the widening gulf of time and tell them with perfect
-good faith that I never worked less than eight hours a day, that I took a keen interest in
-Social Service, and that coffee was the strongest stimulant in which I indulged. And they
-will very justly say—but I hope I shall be out of hearing. That is why I propose to write
-my memoirs as soon as possible, before I have had time to forget, so that having the truth
-before me I shall never in time to come be able, consciously or unconsciously, to tell
-lies about myself.</p>
-
-<p>At present I have no time to write a complete account of that decisive period in my
-history. I must content myself <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-246">[Pg
-246]</a></span>therefore with describing a single incident of my undergraduate days. I
-have selected this one because it is curious and at the same time wholly characteristic of
-Oxford life before the war.</p>
-
-<p>My friend Lykeham was an Exhibitioner at Swellfoot College. He combined blood (he was
-immensely proud of his Anglo-Saxon descent and the derivation of his name from Old English
-<i>lycam</i>, a corpse) with brains. His tastes were eccentric, his habits deplorable, the
-range of his information immense. As he is now dead, I will say no more about his
-character.</p>
-
-<p>To proceed with my anecdote: I had gone one evening, as was my custom, to visit him in
-his rooms at Swellfoot. It was just after nine when I mounted the stairs, and great Tom
-was still tolling.</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i3">“In Thomae laude</p>
-
-<p class="i3a">Resono bim bam sine fraude,”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">as the charmingly imbecile motto used to run, and to-night he was
-living up to it by bim-bamming away in a persistent <i>basso profondo</i> that made an
-astonishing background of discord to the sound of <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-247">[Pg 247]</a></span>frantic guitar playing which emanated from Lykeham’s
-room. From the fury of his twanging I could tell that something more than usually
-cataclysmic had happened, for mercifully it was only in moments of the greatest stress
-that Lykeham touched his guitar.</p>
-
-<p>I entered the room with my hands over my ears. “For God’s sake——” I implored. Through
-the open window Tom was shouting a deep E flat, with a spread chord of under- and
-over-tones, while the guitar gibbered shrilly and hysterically in D natural. Lykeham
-laughed, banged down his guitar on to the sofa with such violence that it gave forth a
-trembling groan from all its strings, and ran forward to meet me. He slapped me on the
-shoulder with painful heartiness; his whole face radiated joy and excitement.</p>
-
-<p>I can sympathize with people’s pains, but not with their pleasures. There is something
-curiously boring about somebody else’s happiness.</p>
-
-<p>“You are perspiring,” I said coldly.</p>
-
-<p>Lykeham mopped himself, but went grinning.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-248">[Pg 248]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Well, what is it this time?” I asked. “Are you engaged to be married again?”</p>
-
-<p>Lykeham burst forth with the triumphant pleasure of one who has at last found an
-opportunity of disburdening himself of an oppressive secret. “Far better than that,” he
-cried.</p>
-
-<p>I groaned. “Some more than usually unpleasant amour, I suppose.” I knew that he had
-been in London the day before, a pressing engagement with the dentist having furnished an
-excuse to stay the night.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t be gross,” said Lykeham, with a nervous laugh which showed that my suspicions
-had been only too well founded.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, let’s hear about the delectable Flossie or Effie or whatever her name was,” I
-said, with resignation.</p>
-
-<p>“I tell you she was a goddess.”</p>
-
-<p>“The goddess of reason, I suppose.”</p>
-
-<p>“A goddess,” Lykeham continued; “the most wonderful creature I’ve ever seen. And the
-extraordinary thing is,” he added confidentially, and with ill-suppressed pride, “that it
-seems I myself am a god of sorts.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-249">[Pg 249]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Of gardens; but do come down to facts.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll tell you the whole story. It was like this: Last night I was in town, you know,
-and went to see that capital play that’s running at the Prince Consort’s. It’s one of
-those ingenious combinations of melodrama and problem play, which thrill you to the marrow
-and at the same time give you a virtuous feeling that you’ve been to see something
-serious. Well, I rolled in rather late, having secured an admirable place in the front row
-of the dress circle. I trampled in over the populace, and casually observed that there was
-a girl sitting next me, whom I apologized to for treading on her toes. I thought no more
-about her during the first act. In the interval, when the lights were on again, I turned
-round to look at things in general and discovered that there was a goddess sitting next
-me. One only had to look at her to see she was a goddess. She was quite incredibly
-beautiful—rather pale and virginal and slim, and at the same time very stately. I can’t
-describe her; she was simply perfect—there’s nothing more to be said.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-250">[Pg 250]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Perfect,” I repeated, “but so were all the rest.”</p>
-
-<p>“Fool!” Lykeham answered impatiently. “All the rest were just damned women. This was a
-goddess, I tell you. Don’t interrupt me any more. As I was looking with astonishment at
-her profile, she turned her head and looked squarely at me. I’ve never seen anything so
-lovely; I almost swooned away. Our eyes met——”</p>
-
-<p>“What an awful novelist’s expression!” I expostulated.</p>
-
-<p>“I can’t help it; there’s no other word. Our eyes did meet, and we both fell
-simultaneously in love.”</p>
-
-<p>“Speak for yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>“I could see it in her eyes. Well, to go on. We looked at one another several times
-during that first interval, and then the second act began. In the course of the act,
-entirely accidentally, I knocked my programme on to the floor, and reaching down to get it
-I touched her hand. Well, there was obviously nothing else to do but to take hold of
-it.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what did she do?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-251">[Pg 251]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Nothing. We sat like that the whole of the rest of the act, rapturously happy
-and——”</p>
-
-<p>“And quietly perspiring palm to palm. I know exactly, so we can pass over that.
-Proceed.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course you don’t know in the least; you’ve never held a goddess’s hand. When the
-lights went up again I reluctantly dropped her hand, not liking the thought of the profane
-crowd seeing us, and for want of anything better to say, I asked her if she actually was a
-goddess. She said it was a curious question, as she’d been wondering what god I was. So we
-said, how incredible: and I said I was sure she was a goddess, and she said she was
-certain I was a god, and I bought some chocolates, and the third act began. Now, it being
-a melodrama, there was of course in the third act a murder and burglary scene, in which
-all the lights were turned out. In this thrilling moment of total blackness I suddenly
-felt her kiss me on the cheek.”</p>
-
-<p>“I thought you said she was virginal.”</p>
-
-<p>“So she was—absolutely, frozenly <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-252">[Pg 252]</a></span>virginal; but she was made of a sort of burning ice, if
-you understand me. She was virginally passionate—just the combination you’d expect to find
-in a goddess. I admit I was startled when she kissed me, but with infinite presence of
-mind I kissed her back, on the mouth. Then the murder was finished and the lights went on
-again. Nothing much more happened till the end of the show, when I helped her on with her
-coat and we went out together, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, and got
-into a taxi. I told the man to drive somewhere where we could get supper, and he drove
-there.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not without embracements by the way?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, not without certain embracements.”</p>
-
-<p>“Always passionately virginal?”</p>
-
-<p>“Always virginally passionate.”</p>
-
-<p>“Proceed.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, we had supper—a positively Olympian affair, nectar and ambrosia and stolen
-hand-pressures. She became more and more wonderful every moment. My God, you should have
-seen her eyes! <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-253">[Pg
-253]</a></span>The whole soul seemed to burn in their depths, like fire under the
-sea——”</p>
-
-<p>“For narrative,” I interrupted him, “the epic or heroic style is altogether more
-suitable than the lyrical.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, as I say, we had supper, and after that my memory becomes a sort of burning
-mist.”</p>
-
-<p>“Let us make haste to draw the inevitable veil. What was her name?”</p>
-
-<p>Lykeham confessed that he didn’t know; as she was a goddess, it didn’t really seem to
-matter what her earthly name was. How did he expect to find her again? He hadn’t thought
-of that, but knew she’d turn up somehow. I told him he was a fool, and asked which
-particular goddess he thought she was and which particular god he himself.</p>
-
-<p>“We discussed that,” he said. “We first thought Ares and Aphrodite; but she wasn’t my
-idea of Aphrodite, and I don’t know that I’m very much like Ares.”</p>
-
-<p>He looked pensively in the old Venetian mirror which hung over the fireplace. It was a
-complacent look, for Lykeham was rather vain about his personal appearance, <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-254">[Pg 254]</a></span>which was, indeed,
-repulsive at first sight, but had, when you looked again, a certain strange and
-fascinating ugly beauty. Bearded, he would have made a passable Socrates. But Ares—no,
-certainly he wasn’t Ares.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps you’re Hephæstus,” I suggested; but the idea was received coldly.</p>
-
-<p>Was he sure that she was a goddess? Mightn’t she just have been a nymph of sorts?
-Europa, for instance. Lykeham repudiated the implied suggestion that he was a bull, nor
-would he hear of himself as a swan or a shower of gold. It was possible, however, he
-thought, that he was Apollo and she Daphne, reincarnated from her vegetable state. And
-though I laughed heartily at the idea of his being Phœbus Apollo, Lykeham stuck to the
-theory with increasing obstinacy. The more he thought of it the more it seemed to him
-probable that his nymph, with her burning cold virginal passion, was Daphne, while to
-doubt that he himself was Apollo seemed hardly to occur to him.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>It was about a fortnight later, in June, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-255">[Pg 255]</a></span>towards the end of term, that we discovered Lykeham’s
-Olympian identity. We had gone, Lykeham and I, for an after-dinner walk. We set out
-through the pale tranquillity of twilight, and following the towpath up the river as far
-as Godstow, halted at the inn for a glass of port and a talk with the glorious old female
-Falstaff in black silk who kept it. We were royally entertained with gossip and old wine,
-and after Lykeham had sung a comic song which had reduced the old lady to a quivering
-jelly of hysterical laughter, we set out once more, intending to go yet a little farther
-up the river before we turned back. Darkness had fallen by this time; the stars were
-lighted in the sky; it was the sort of summer night to which Marlowe compared Helen of
-Troy. Over the meadows invisible peewits wheeled and uttered their melancholy cry; the
-far-off thunder of the weir bore a continuous, even burden to all the other small noises
-of the night. Lykeham and I walked on in silence. We had covered perhaps a quarter of a
-mile when all at once my companion stopped and began <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-256">[Pg 256]</a></span>looking fixedly westward towards Witham
-Hill. I paused too, and saw that he was staring at the thin crescent of the moon, which
-was preparing to set in the dark woods that crowned the eminence.</p>
-
-<p>“What are you looking at?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>But Lykeham paid no attention, only muttered something to himself. Then suddenly he
-cried out, “It’s she!” and started off at full gallop across the fields in the direction
-of the hill. Conceiving that he had gone suddenly mad, I followed. We crashed through the
-first hedge twenty yards apart. Then came the backwater; Lykeham leapt, flopped in
-three-quarters of the way across, and scrambled oozily ashore. I made a better jump and
-landed among the mud and rushes of the farther bank. Two more hedges and a ploughed field,
-a hedge, a road, a gate, another field, and then we were in Witham Wood itself. It was
-pitch black under the trees, and Lykeham had perforce to slacken his pace a little. I
-followed him by the noise he made crashing through the undergrowth and cursing when he
-hurt himself. That <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-257">[Pg
-257]</a></span>wood was a nightmare, but we got through it somehow and into the open glade
-at the top of the hill. Through the trees on the farther side of the clearing shone the
-moon, seeming incredibly close at hand. Then, suddenly, along the very path of the
-moonlight, the figure of a woman came walking through the trees into the open. Lykeham
-rushed towards her and flung himself at her feet and embraced her knees; she stooped down
-and smoothed his ruffled hair. I turned and walked away; it is not for a mere mortal to
-look on at the embracements of the gods.</p>
-
-<p>As I walked back, I wondered who on earth—or rather who in heaven—Lykeham could be. For
-here was chaste Cynthia giving herself to him in the most unequivocal fashion. Could he be
-Endymion? No, the idea was too preposterous to be entertained for a moment. But I could
-think of no other loved by the virgin moon. Yet surely I seemed dimly to recollect that
-there had been some favoured god; for the life of me I could not remember who. All the way
-back along the river path I searched <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-258">[Pg 258]</a></span>my mind for his name, and always it eluded me.</p>
-
-<p>But on my return I looked up the matter in Lemprière, and almost died of laughing when
-I discovered the truth. I thought of Lykeham’s Venetian mirror and his complacent side
-glances at his own image, and his belief that he was Apollo, and I laughed and laughed.
-And when, considerably after midnight, Lykeham got back to college, I met him in the porch
-and took him quietly by the sleeve, and in his ear I whispered,
-“G<small>OAT</small>-F<small>OOT</small>,” and then I roared with laughter once again.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-259">[Pg 259]</a></span></p>
-
-<h3 class="no_sections" id="Bookshop"><a href="#Bookshop_toc">THE BOOKSHOP</a></h3>
-
-<p class="noindent">I<small>T</small> seemed indeed an unlikely place to find a bookshop.
-All the other commercial enterprises of the street aimed at purveying the barest
-necessities to the busy squalor of the quarter. In this, the main arterial street, there
-was a specious glitter and life produced by the swift passage of the traffic. It was
-almost airy, almost gay. But all around great tracts of slum pullulated dankly. The
-inhabitants did their shopping in the grand street; they passed, holding gobbets of meat
-that showed glutinous even through the wrappings of paper; they cheapened linoleum at
-upholstery doors; women, black-bonneted and black-shawled, went shuffling to their
-marketing with dilapidated bags of straw plait. How should these, I wondered, buy books?
-And yet there it was, a tiny shop; and the windows were fitted with shelves, and there
-were the brown backs of books. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-260">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;[Pg 260]</a></span>To the right a
-large emporium overflowed into the street with its fabulously cheap furniture; to the left
-the curtained, discreet windows of an eating-house announced in chipped white letters the
-merits of sixpenny dinners. Between, so narrow as scarcely to prevent the junction of food
-and furniture, was the little shop. A door and four feet of dark window, that was the full
-extent of frontage. One saw here that literature was a luxury; it took its proportionable
-room here in this place of necessity. Still, the comfort was that it survived, definitely
-survived.</p>
-
-<p>The owner of the shop was standing in the doorway, a little man, grizzle-bearded and
-with eyes very active round the corners of the spectacles that bridged his long, sharp
-nose.</p>
-
-<p>“Trade is good?” I inquired.</p>
-
-<p>“Better in my grandfather’s day,” he told me, shaking his head sadly.</p>
-
-<p>“We grow progressively more Philistine,” I suggested.</p>
-
-<p>“It is our cheap press. The ephemeral overwhelms the permanent, the classical.”</p>
-
-<p>“This journalism,” I agreed, “or call <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-261">[Pg 261]</a></span>it rather this piddling quotidianism, is the curse of our
-age.”</p>
-
-<p>“Fit only for——” He gesticulated clutchingly with his hands as though seeking the
-word.</p>
-
-<p>“For the fire.”</p>
-
-<p>The old man was triumphantly emphatic with his, “No: for the sewer.”</p>
-
-<p>I laughed sympathetically at his passion. “We are delightfully at one in our views,” I
-told him. “May I look about me a little among your treasures?”</p>
-
-<p>Within the shop was a brown twilight, redolent with old leather and the smell of that
-fine subtle dust that clings to the pages of forgotten books, as though preservative of
-their secrets—like the dry sand of Asian deserts beneath which, still incredibly intact,
-lie the treasures and the rubbish of a thousand years ago. I opened the first volume that
-came to my hand. It was a book of fashion-plates, tinted elaborately by hand in magenta
-and purple, maroon and solferino and puce and those melting shades of green that a yet
-earlier generation had called “the sorrows of Werther.” Beauties in crinolines swam with
-the amplitude <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-262">[Pg 262]</a></span>of
-pavilioned ships across the pages. Their feet were represented as thin and flat and black,
-like tea-leaves shyly protruding from under their petticoats. Their faces were egg-shaped,
-sleeked round with hair of glossy black, and expressive of an immaculate purity. I thought
-of our modern fashion figures, with their heels and their arch of instep, their flattened
-faces and smile of pouting invitation. It was difficult not to be a deteriorationist. I am
-easily moved by symbols; there is something of a Quarles in my nature. Lacking the
-philosophic mind, I prefer to see my abstractions concretely imaged. And it occurred to me
-then that if I wanted an emblem to picture the sacredness of marriage and the influence of
-the home I could not do better than choose two little black feet like tea-leaves peeping
-out decorously from under the hem of wide, disguising petticoats. While heels and
-thoroughbred insteps should figure—oh well, the reverse.</p>
-
-<p>The current of my thoughts was turned aside by the old man’s voice. “I expect you are
-musical,” he said.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-263">[Pg 263]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Oh yes, I was a little; and he held out to me a bulky folio.</p>
-
-<p>“Did you ever hear this?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p><i>Robert the Devil</i>: no, I never had. I did not doubt that it was a gap in my
-musical education.</p>
-
-<p>The old man took the book and drew up a chair from the dim <i>penetralia</i> of the
-shop. It was then that I noticed a surprising fact: what I had, at a careless glance,
-taken to be a common counter I perceived now to be a piano of a square, unfamiliar shape.
-The old man sat down before it. “You must forgive any defects in its tone,” he said,
-turning to me. “An early Broadwood, Georgian, you know, and has seen a deal of service in
-a hundred years.”</p>
-
-<p>He opened the lid, and the yellow keys grinned at me in the darkness like the teeth of
-an ancient horse.</p>
-
-<p>The old man rustled pages till he found a desired place. “The ballet music,” he said:
-“it’s fine. Listen to this.”</p>
-
-<p>His bony, rather tremulous hands began suddenly to move with an astonishing nimbleness,
-and there rose up, faint <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-264">[Pg
-264]</a></span>and tinkling against the roar of the traffic, a gay pirouetting music. The
-instrument rattled considerably and the volume of sound was thin as the trickle of a
-drought-shrunken stream: but, still, it kept tune and the melody was there, filmy,
-aerial.</p>
-
-<p>“And now for the drinking-song,” cried the old man, warming excitedly to his work. He
-played a series of chords that mounted modulating upwards towards a breaking-point; so
-supremely operatic as positively to be a parody of that moment of tautening suspense, when
-the singers are bracing themselves for a burst of passion. And then it came, the drinking
-chorus. One pictured to oneself cloaked men, wildly jovial over the emptiness of cardboard
-flagons.</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i3">“Versiam’ a tazza piena</p>
-
-<p class="i3a">Il generoso umor .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">The old man’s voice was cracked and shrill, but his enthusiasm made up
-for any defects in execution. I had never seen anyone so wholeheartedly a reveller.</p>
-
-<p>He turned over a few more pages. “Ah, the ‘Valse Infernale,’” he said. <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-265">[Pg 265]</a></span>“That’s good.” There
-was a little melancholy prelude and then the tune, not so infernal perhaps as one might
-have been led to expect, but still pleasant enough. I looked over his shoulder at the
-words and sang to his accompaniment.</p>
-
-<blockquote class="verse">
-<p class="i3">“Demoni fatali</p>
-
-<p class="i3a">Fantasmi d’orror,</p>
-
-<p class="i3a">Dei regni infernali</p>
-
-<p class="i3a">Plaudite al signor.”</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p class="noindent">A great steam-driven brewer’s lorry roared past with its annihilating
-thunder and utterly blotted out the last line. The old man’s hands still moved over the
-yellow keys, my mouth opened and shut; but there was no sound of words or music. It was as
-though the fatal demons, the phantasms of horror, had made a sudden irruption into this
-peaceful, abstracted place.</p>
-
-<p>I looked out through the narrow door. The traffic ceaselessly passed; men and women
-hurried along with set faces. Phantasms of horror, all of them: infernal realms wherein
-they dwelt. Outside, men lived under the tyranny of things. Their every action was
-determined <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-266">[Pg 266]</a></span>by
-the orders of mere matter, by money, and the tools of their trade and the unthinking laws
-of habit and convention. But here I seemed to be safe from things, living at a remove from
-actuality; here where a bearded old man, improbable survival from some other time,
-indomitably played the music of romance, despite the fact that the phantasms of horror
-might occasionally drown the sound of it with their clamour.</p>
-
-<p>“So: will you take it?” The voice of the old man broke across my thoughts. “I will let
-you have it for five shillings.” He was holding out the thick, dilapidated volume towards
-me. His face wore a look of strained anxiety. I could see how eager he was to get my five
-shillings, how necessary, poor man! for him. He has been, I thought with an unreasonable
-bitterness—he has been simply performing for my benefit, like a trained dog. His
-aloofness, his culture—all a business trick. I felt aggrieved. He was just one of the
-common phantasms of horror masquerading as the angel of this somewhat comic paradise of
-contemplation. I gave him a couple of <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-267">[Pg 267]</a></span>half-crowns and he began wrapping the book in paper.</p>
-
-<p>“I tell you,” he said, “I’m sorry to part with it. I get attached to my books, you
-know; but they always have to go.”</p>
-
-<p>He sighed with such an obvious genuineness of feeling that I repented of the judgment I
-had passed upon him. He was a reluctant inhabitant of the infernal realms, even as was I
-myself.</p>
-
-<p>Outside they were beginning to cry the evening papers: a ship sunk, trenches captured,
-somebody’s new stirring speech. We looked at one another—the old bookseller and I—in
-silence. We understood one another without speech. Here were we in particular, and here
-was the whole of humanity in general, all faced by the hideous triumph of things. In this
-continued massacre of men, in this old man’s enforced sacrifice, matter equally triumphed.
-And walking homeward through Regent’s Park, I too found matter triumphing over me. My book
-was unconscionably heavy, and I wondered what in the world I should do with a piano score
-of <i>Robert the Devil</i> <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-268">[Pg
-268]</a></span>when I had got it home. It would only be another thing to weigh me down and
-hinder me; and at the moment it was very, oh, abominably, heavy. I leaned over the
-railings that ring round the ornamental water, and as unostentatiously as I could, I let
-the book fall into the bushes.</p>
-
-<p>I often think it would be best not to attempt the solution of the problem of life.
-Living is hard enough without complicating the process by thinking about it. The wisest
-thing, perhaps, is to take for granted the “wearisome condition of humanity, born under
-one law, to another bound,” and to leave the matter at that, without an attempt to
-reconcile the incompatibles. Oh, the absurd difficulty of it all! And I have, moreover,
-wasted five shillings, which is serious, you know, in these thin times.</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-269">[Pg 269]</a></span></p>
-
-<h3 class="no_sections" id="Death"><a href="#Death_toc">THE DEATH OF LULLY</a></h3>
-
-<p class="noindent">T<small>HE</small> sea lay in a breathing calm, and the galley,
-bosomed in its transparent water, stirred rhythmically to the slow pulse of its sleeping
-life. Down below there, fathoms away through the crystal-clear Mediterranean, the shadow
-of the ship lazily swung, moving, a long dark patch, very slowly back and forth across the
-white sand of the sea-bottom—very slowly, a scarcely perceptible advance and recession of
-the green darkness. Fishes sometimes passed, now hanging poised with idly tremulous fins,
-now darting onwards, effortless and incredibly swift; and always, as it seemed, utterly
-aimless, whether they rested or whether they moved; as the life of angels their life
-seemed mysterious and unknowable.</p>
-
-<p>All was silence on board the ship. In their fetid cage below decks the rowers slept
-where they sat, chained, on their <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-270">[Pg 270]</a></span>narrow benches. On deck the sailors lay sleeping or sat
-in little groups playing at dice. The fore-part of the deck was reserved, it seemed, for
-passengers of distinction. Two figures, a man and a woman, were reclining there on
-couches, their faces and half-bared limbs flushed in the coloured shadow that was thrown
-by the great red awning stretched above them.</p>
-
-<p>It was a nobleman, the sailors had heard, and his mistress that they had on board. They
-had taken their passage at Scanderoon, and were homeward bound for Spain. Proud as sin
-these Spaniards were; the man treated them like slaves or dogs. As for the woman, she was
-well enough, but they could find as good a face and pair of breasts in their native Genoa.
-If anyone so much as looked at her from half the ship’s length away it sent her possessor
-into a rage. He had struck one man for smiling at her. Damned Catalonian, as jealous as a
-stag; they wished him the stag’s horns as well as its temper.</p>
-
-<p>It was intensely hot even under the awning. The man woke from his uneasy <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-271">[Pg 271]</a></span>sleep and reached out
-to where on a little table beside him stood a deep silver cup of mixed wine and water. He
-drank a gulp of it; it was as warm as blood and hardly cooled his throat. He turned over
-and, leaning on his elbow, looked at his companion. She on her back, quietly breathing
-through parted lips, still asleep. He leaned across and pinched her on the breast, so that
-she woke up with a sudden start and cry of pain.</p>
-
-<p>“Why did you wake me?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>He laughed and shrugged his shoulders. He had, indeed, had no reason for doing so,
-except that he did not like it that she should be comfortably asleep, while he was awake
-and unpleasantly conscious of the heat.</p>
-
-<p>“It is hotter than ever,” he said, with a kind of gloomy satisfaction at the thought
-that she would now have to suffer the same discomforts as himself. “The wine scorches
-instead of cooling; the sun seems no lower down the sky.”</p>
-
-<p>The woman pouted. “You pinched me cruelly,” she said. “And I still do not know why you
-wanted to wake me.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-272">[Pg 272]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He smiled again, this time with a good-humoured lasciviousness. “I wanted to kiss you,”
-he said. He passed his hand over her body possessively, as a man might caress a dog.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly the quiet of the afternoon was shattered. A great clamour rose up, ragged and
-uneven, on the air. Shrill yells pierced the dull rumbling growl of bass voices, pierced
-the sound of beaten drums and hammered metal.</p>
-
-<p>“What are they doing in the town?” asked the woman anxiously of her lover.</p>
-
-<p>“God knows,” he answered. “Perhaps the heathen hounds are making some trouble with our
-men.”</p>
-
-<p>He got up and walked to the rail of the ship. A quarter of a mile away, across the
-smooth water of the bay, stood the little African town at which they had stopped to call.
-The sunlight showed everything with a hard and merciless definition. Sky, palms, white
-houses, domes, and towers seemed as though made from some hard enamelled metal. A ridge of
-low red hills rolled away to right and left. The sunshine gave to everything in the scene
-the same <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-273">[Pg 273]</a></span>clarity
-of detail, so that to the eye of the onlooker there was no impression of distance. The
-whole thing seemed to be painted in flat upon a single plane.</p>
-
-<p>The young man returned to his couch under the awning and lay down. It was hotter than
-ever, or seemed so, at least, since he had made the exertion of getting up. He thought of
-high cool pastures in the hills, with the pleasant sound of streams, far down and out of
-sight in their deep channels. He thought of winds that were fresh and scented—winds that
-were not mere breaths of dust and fire. He thought of the shade of cypresses, a narrow
-opaque strip of darkness; and he thought too of the green coolness, more diffused and
-fluid and transparent, of chestnut groves. And he thought of the people he remembered
-sitting under the trees—young people, gay and brightly dressed, whose life was all gaiety
-and deliciousness. There were the songs that they sang—he recalled the voices and the
-dancing of the strings. And there were perfumes and, when one drew closer, the faint
-intoxicating fragrance of a woman’s body. He thought of <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-274">[Pg 274]</a></span>the stories they told; one in particular
-came to his mind, a capital tale of a sorcerer who offered to change a peasant’s wife into
-a mare, and how he gulled the husband and enjoyed the woman before his eyes, and the
-delightful excuses he made when she failed to change her shape. He smiled to himself at
-the thought of it, and stretching out a hand touched his mistress. Her bosom was soft to
-his fingers and damp with sweat; he had an unpleasant notion that she was melting in the
-heat.</p>
-
-<p>“Why do you touch me?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>He made no reply, but turned away from her. He wondered how it would come to pass that
-people would rise again in the body. It seemed curious, considering the manifest
-activities of worms. And suppose one rose in the body that one possessed in age. He
-shuddered, picturing to himself what this woman would be like when she was sixty, seventy.
-She would be beyond words repulsive. Old men too were horrible. They stank, and their eyes
-were rheumy and rosiny, like the eyes of deer. He decided that he would kill himself
-before he grew old. He was eight-and-twenty now. He would <span class="pagenum"><a
-class="newpage" id="page-275">[Pg 275]</a></span>give himself twelve years more. Then he
-would end it. His thoughts dimmed and faded away into sleep.</p>
-
-<p>The woman looked at him as he slept. He was a good man, she thought, though sometimes
-cruel. He was different from all the other men she had known. Once, when she was sixteen
-and a beginner in the business of love, she had thought that all men were always drunk
-when they made love. They were all dirty and like beasts; she had felt herself superior to
-them. But this man was a nobleman. She could not understand him; his thoughts were always
-obscure. She felt herself infinitely inferior to him. She was afraid of him and his
-occasional cruelty; but still he was a good man, and he might do what he liked with
-her.</p>
-
-<p>From far off came the sound of oars, a rhythmical splash and creak. Somebody shouted,
-and from startlingly close at hand one of the sailors hallooed back.</p>
-
-<p>The young man woke up with a start.</p>
-
-<p>“What is it?” he asked, turning with an angry look to the girl, as though he held her
-to be responsible for this breaking in upon his slumbers.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-276">[Pg 276]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“The boat, I think,” she said. “It must be coming back from the shore.”</p>
-
-<p>The boat’s crew came up over the side, and all the stagnant life of the ship flowed
-excitedly round them. They were the centre of a vortex towards which all were drawn. Even
-the young Catalonian, for all his hatred of these stinking Genoese shipmen, was sucked
-into the eddy. Everybody was talking at once, and in the general hubbub of question and
-answer there was nothing coherent to be made out. Piercingly distinct above all the noise
-came the voice of the little cabin-boy, who had been to shore with the boat’s crew. He was
-running round to everyone in turn repeating: “I hit one of them. You know. I hit one. With
-a stone on the forehead. Didn’t he bleed, ooh! didn’t he just!” And he would dance with
-uncontrollable excitement.</p>
-
-<p>The captain held up his hand and shouted for silence. “One at a time, there,” he
-ordered, and when order had a little been restored, added grumblingly, “Like a pack of
-dogs on a bone. You talk, boatswain.”</p>
-
-<p>“I hit one of them,” said the boy. <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-277">[Pg 277]</a></span>Somebody cuffed him over the head, and he relapsed into
-silence.</p>
-
-<p>When the boatswain’s story had rambled through labyrinths of digression, over countless
-obstacles of interruptions and emendations, to its conclusion, the Spaniard went back to
-join his companion under the awning. He had assumed again his habitual indifference.</p>
-
-<p>“Nearly butchered,” he said languidly, in response to her eager questions. “They”—he
-jerked a hand in the direction of the town—“they were pelting an old fellow who had come
-there preaching the Faith. Left him dead on the beach. Our men had to run for it.”</p>
-
-<p>She could get no more out of him; he turned over and pretended to go to sleep.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>Towards evening they received a visit from the captain. He was a large, handsome man,
-with gold ear-rings glinting from among a bush of black hair.</p>
-
-<p>“Divine Providence,” he remarked sententiously, after the usual courtesies had passed,
-“has called upon us to perform a very notable work.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-278">[Pg 278]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Indeed?” said the young man.</p>
-
-<p>“No less a work,” continued the captain, “than to save from the clutches of the
-infidels and heathen the precious remains of a holy martyr.”</p>
-
-<p>The captain let fall his pompous manner. It was evident that he had carefully prepared
-these pious sentences, they rolled so roundly off his tongue. But he was eager now to get
-on with his story, and it was in a homelier style that he went on: “If you knew these seas
-as well as I—and it’s near twenty years now that I’ve been sailing them—you’d have some
-knowledge of this same holy man that—God rot their souls for it!—these cursed Arabs have
-done to death here. I’ve heard of him more than once in my time, and not always well
-spoken of; for, to tell the honest truth, he does more harm with his preachments to good
-Christian traders than ever he did good to black-hearted heathen dogs. Leave the bees
-alone, I say, and if you can get a little honey out of them quietly, so much the better;
-but he goes about among the beehives with a pole, stirring up trouble for himself <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-279">[Pg 279]</a></span>and others too. Leave
-them alone to their damnation, is what I say, and get what you can from them this side of
-hell. But, still, he has died a holy martyr’s death. God rest his soul! A martyr is a
-wonderful thing, you know, and it’s not for the likes of us to understand what they mean
-by it all.</p>
-
-<p>“They do say, too, that he could make gold. And, to my mind, it would have been a thing
-more pleasing to God and man if he had stopped at home minting money for poor folks and
-dealing it round, so that there’d be no need to work any more and break oneself for a
-morsel of bread. Yes, he was great at gold-making and at the books too. They tell me he
-was called the Illuminated Doctor. But I know him still as plain Lully. I used to hear of
-him from my father, plain Lully, and no better once than he should have been.</p>
-
-<p>“My father was a shipwright in Minorca in those days—how long since? Fifty, sixty years
-perhaps. He knew him then; he has often told me the tale. And a raffish young dog he was.
-Drinking, drabbing, and dicing he outdid them <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-280">[Pg 280]</a></span>all, and between the bouts wrote poems, they say, which
-was more than the rest could do. But he gave it all up on the sudden. Gave away his lands,
-quitted his former companions, and turned hermit up in the hills, living alone like a fox
-in his burrow, high up above the vines. And all because of a woman and his own qualmish
-stomach.”</p>
-
-<p>The shipmaster paused and helped himself to a little wine. “And what did this woman
-do?” the girl asked curiously.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, it’s not what she did but what she didn’t do,” the captain answered, with a leer
-and wink. “She kept him at his distance—all but once, all but once; and that was what put
-him on the road to being a martyr. But there, I’m outrunning myself. I must go more
-soberly.</p>
-
-<p>“There was a lady of some consequence in the island—one of the Castellos, I think she
-was; her first name has quite slipped my memory—Anastasia, or something of the kind. Lully
-conceives a passion for her, and sighs and importunes her through I know not how many
-<span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-281">[Pg 281]</a></span>months and
-years. But her virtue stands steady as the judgment seat. Well, in the end, what happens
-was this. The story leaked out after it was all over, and he was turned hermit in the
-mountains. What happened, I say, was this. She tells him at last that he may come and see
-her, fixing some solitary twilight place and time, her own room at nightfall. You can
-guess how he washes and curls and scents himself, shaves his chin, chews anises, musks
-over whatever of the goat may cling about the body. Off he goes, dreaming swoons and
-ecstasies, foretasting inconceivable sweets. Arrived, he finds the lady a little
-melancholy—her settled humour, but a man might expect a smile at such a time. Still,
-nothing abashed, he falls at her feet and pours out his piteous case, telling her he has
-sighed through seven years, not closed an eye for above a hundred nights, is forepined to
-a shadow, and, in a word, will perish unless she show some mercy. She, still melancholy
-her—settled humour, mark you—makes answer that she is ready to yield, and that her body is
-entirely his. With that, she lets herself <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-282">[Pg 282]</a></span>be done with as he pleases, but always sorrowfully. ‘You
-are all mine,’ says he—‘all mine’—and unlaces her gorgeret to prove the same. But he was
-wrong. Another lover was already in her bosom, and his kisses had been passionate—oh,
-burning passionate, for he had kissed away half her left breast. From the nipple down it
-had all been gnawed away by a cancer.</p>
-
-<p>“Bah, a man may see as bad as that any day in the street or at church-doors where
-beggars most congregate. I grant you that it is a nasty sight, worm-eaten flesh, but
-still—not enough, you will agree, to make yourself a hermit over. But there, I told you he
-had a queasiness of the stomach. But doubtless it was all in God’s plan to make a holy
-martyr of him. But for that same queasiness of his, he would still be living there, a
-superannuated rake; or else have died in very foul odour, instead of passing, all embalmed
-with sanctity, to Paradise Gate.</p>
-
-<p>“I know not what happened to him between his hermit-hood and his quest for martyrdom. I
-saw him first a dozen <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-283">[Pg
-283]</a></span>years ago, down Tunis way. They were always clapping him into prison or
-pulling out his beard for preaching. This time, it seems, they have made a holy martyr of
-him, done the business thoroughly with no bungling. Well, may he pray for our souls at the
-throne of God. I go in secretly to-night to steal his body. It lies on the shore there
-beyond the jetty. It will be a notable work, I tell you, to bring back so precious a
-corpse to Christendom. A most notable work. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;.”</p>
-
-<p>The captain rubbed his hands.</p>
-
-<p class="transition">&nbsp;</p>
-
-<p>It was after midnight, but there was still a bustle of activity on board the galley. At
-any moment they were expecting the arrival of the boat with the corpse of the martyr. A
-couch, neatly draped in black, with at its head and foot candles burning two by two, had
-been set out on the poop for the reception of the body. The captain called the young
-Spaniard and his mistress to come and see the bier.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s a good bit of work for you,” he said, with justifiable pride. “I defy <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-284">[Pg 284]</a></span>anyone to make a more
-decent resting-place for a martyr than that is. It could hardly have been done better on
-shore, with every appliance at hand. But we sailors, you know, can make anything out of
-nothing. A truckle-bed, a strip of tarred canvas, and four tallow dips from the cabin
-lanterns—there you are, a bier for a king.”</p>
-
-<p>He hurried away, and a little later the young man and the girl could hear him giving
-orders and cursing somewhere down below. The candles burned almost without a tremor in the
-windless air, and the reflections of the stars were long, thin tracks of fire along the
-utterly calm water.</p>
-
-<p>“Were there but perfumed flowers and the sound of a lute,” said the young Spaniard,
-“the night would tremble into passion of its own accord. Love should come unsought on such
-a night as this, among these black waters and the stars that sleep so peacefully on their
-bosom.”</p>
-
-<p>He put his arm round the girl and bent his head to kiss her. But she averted her face.
-He could feel a shudder run her through the body.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-285">[Pg 285]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Not to-night,” she whispered. “I think of the poor dead man. I would rather pray.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, no,” he cried. “Forget him. Remember only that we are alive, and that we have but
-little time and none to waste.”</p>
-
-<p>He drew her into the shadow under the bulwark, and, sitting down on a coil of rope,
-crushed her body to his own and began kissing her with fury. She lay, at first, limp in
-his arms, but gradually she kindled to his passion.</p>
-
-<p>A plash of oars announced the approach of the boat. The captain hallooed into the
-darkness: “Did you find him?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, we have him here,” came back the answer.</p>
-
-<p>“Good. Bring him alongside and we’ll hoist him up. We have the bier in readiness. He
-shall lie in state to-night.”</p>
-
-<p>“But he’s not dead,” shouted back the voice from the night.</p>
-
-<p>“Not dead?” repeated the captain, thunderstruck. “But what about the bier, then?”</p>
-
-<p>A thin, feeble voice came back. “Your work will not be wasted, my friend. <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-286">[Pg 286]</a></span>It will be but a short
-time before I need your bier.”</p>
-
-<p>The captain, a little abashed, answered in a gentler tone, “We thought, holy father,
-that the heathens had done their worst and that Almighty God had already given you the
-martyr’s crown.”</p>
-
-<p>By this time the boat had emerged from the darkness. In the stern sheets an old man was
-lying, his white hair and beard stained with blood, his Dominican’s robe torn and fouled
-with dust. At the sight of him, the captain pulled off his cap and dropped upon his
-knees.</p>
-
-<p>“Give us your blessing, holy father,” he begged.</p>
-
-<p>The old man raised his hand and wished him peace.</p>
-
-<p>They lifted him on board and, at his own desire, laid him upon the bier which had been
-prepared for his dead body. “It would be a waste of trouble,” he said, “to put me anywhere
-else, seeing I shall in any case be lying there so soon.”</p>
-
-<p>So there he lay, very still under the four candles. One might have taken him for dead
-already, but that his eyes, when he opened them, shone so brightly.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-287">[Pg 287]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He dismissed from the poop everyone except the young Spaniard. “We are countrymen,” he
-said, “and of noble blood, both of us. I would rather have you near me than anyone
-else.”</p>
-
-<p>The sailors knelt for a blessing and disappeared; soon they could be heard weighing the
-anchor; it was safest to be off before day. Like mourners at either side of the lighted
-bier crouched the Spaniard and his mistress. The body of the old man, who was not yet
-dead, lay quiet under the candles. The martyr was silent for some time, but at last he
-opened his eyes and looked at the young man and the woman.</p>
-
-<p>“I too,” he said, “was in love, once. In this year falls the jubilee of my last earthly
-passion; fifty years have run since last I longed after the flesh—fifty years since God
-opened my eyes to the hideousness of the corruption that man has brought upon himself.</p>
-
-<p>“You are young, and your bodies are clean and straight, with no blotch or ulcer or
-leprous taint to mar their much-desired beauty; but because of your outward <span
-class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-288">[Pg 288]</a></span>pride, your souls, it
-may be, fester inwardly the more.</p>
-
-<p>“And yet God made all perfect; it is but accident and the evil of will that causes
-defaults. All metals should be gold, were it not that their elements willed evilly in
-their desire to combine. And so with men: the burning sulphur of passion, the salt of
-wisdom, the nimble mercurial soul should come together to make a golden being,
-incorruptible and rustless. But the elements mingle jarringly, not in a pure harmony of
-love, and gold is rare, while lead and iron and poisonous brass that leaves a taste as of
-remorse behind it are everywhere common.</p>
-
-<p>“God opened my eyes to it before my youth had too utterly wasted itself to rottenness.
-It was half a hundred years ago, but I see her still, my Ambrosia, with her white, sad
-face and her naked body and that monstrous ill eating away at her breast.</p>
-
-<p>“I have lived since then trying to amend the evil, trying to restore, as far as my poor
-powers would go, some measure of original perfection to the corrupted world. I have
-striven to give to all metals their true <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-289">[Pg 289]</a></span>nature, to make true gold from the false, the unreal, the
-accidental metals, lead and copper and tin and iron. And I have essayed that more
-difficult alchemy, the transformation of men. I die now in my effort to purge away that
-most foul dross of misbelief from the souls of these heathen men. Have I achieved
-anything? I know not.”</p>
-
-<p>The galley was moving now, its head turned seaward. The candles shivered in the wind of
-its speed, casting uncertain, changing shadows upon his face. There was a long silence on
-the poop. The oars creaked and splashed. Sometimes a shout would come up from below,
-orders given by the overseer of the slaves, a curse, the sound of a blow. The old man
-spoke again, more weakly now, as though to himself.</p>
-
-<p>“I have had eighty years of it,” he said—“eighty years in the midst of this corroding
-sea of hatred and strife. A man has need to keep pure and unalloyed his core of gold, that
-little centre of perfection with which all, even in this declination of time, are born.
-All other metal, though it be as tough as steel, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage"
-id="page-290">[Pg 290]</a></span>as shining-hard as brass, will melt before the devouring
-bitterness of life. Hatred, lust, anger—the vile passions will corrode your will of iron,
-the warlike pomp of your front of brass. It needs the golden perfection of pure love and
-pure knowledge to withstand them.</p>
-
-<p>“God has willed that I should be the stone—weak, indeed, in virtue—that has touched and
-transformed at least a little of baser metal into the gold that is above corruption. But
-it is hard work—thankless work. Man has made a hell of his world, and has set up gods of
-pain to rule it. Goatish gods, that revel and feast on the agony of it all, poring over
-the tortured world, like those hateful lovers, whose lust burns darkly into cruelty.</p>
-
-<p>“Fever goads us through life in a delirium of madness. Thirsting for the swamps of evil
-whence the fever came, thirsting for the mirages of his own delirium, man rushes headlong
-he knows not whither. And all the time a devouring cancer gnaws at his entrails. It will
-kill him in the end, when even the ghastly inspiration of fever will not be enough to whip
-him on. He will lie there, <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-291">[Pg
-291]</a></span>cumbering the earth, a heap of rottenness and pain, until at last the
-cleansing fire comes to sweep the horror away.</p>
-
-<p>“Fever and cancer; acids that burn and corrode. .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. I have had eighty years
-of it. Thank God, it is the end.”</p>
-
-<p>It was already dawn; the candles were hardly visible now in the light, faded to
-nothing, like souls in prosperity. In a little while the old man was asleep.</p>
-
-<p>The captain tiptoed up on to the poop and drew the young Spaniard aside for a
-confidential talk.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you think he will die to-day?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>The young man nodded.</p>
-
-<p>“God rest his soul,” said the captain piously. “But do you think it would be best to
-take his body to Minorca or to Genoa? At Minorca they would give much to have their own
-patron martyr. At the same time it would add to the glory of Genoa to possess so holy a
-relic, though he is in no way connected with the place. It’s there is my difficulty.
-Suppose, you see, that my people of Genoa did not want the body, he being from Minorca and
-not one of them. I should <span class="pagenum"><a class="newpage" id="page-292">[Pg
-292]</a></span>look a fool then, bringing it in in state. Oh, it’s hard, it’s hard.
-There’s so much to think about. I am not sure but what I hadn’t better put in at Minorca
-first. What do you think?”</p>
-
-<p>The Spaniard shrugged his shoulder. “I have no advice to offer.”</p>
-
-<p>“Lord,” said the captain as he bustled away, “life is a tangled knot to unravel.”</p>
-
-<p class="printer">PRINTED BY MORRISON AND GIBB LTD., EDINBURGH</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="chapter tnote">
-<h3 class="tnote" id="tnote">Transcriber’s Note</h3>
-
-<p>This transcription is based on images scanned from a copy made available by the
-University of Toronto and posted by the Internet Archive at:</p>
-
-<p class="center"><a
-href="https://archive.org/details/limbohux00huxluoft">archive.org/details/
-limbohux00huxluoft</a></p>
-
-<p>The following changes were noted:</p>
-
-<ul>
-<li>p. 70: “Let it start smouldering at once I must—Inserted period after “once”.</li>
-
-<li>p. 196: Even make pretences to re ard—Changed “re ard” to “regard”.</li>
-
-<li>p. 203: Eupompus’ next picture, representing an orchard of identical trees—As this
-paragraph is a continuation of Emberlin’s speech, an opening double quotation mark was
-inserted at the beginning of the paragraph.</li>
-
-<li>p. 243: How exciting it was, wasn’t it, H<small>ENRIKA</small>?—Changed
-“H<small>ENRIKA</small>” from small caps to “Henrika”.</li>
-</ul>
-</div>
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