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diff --git a/54685-0.txt b/54685-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2904a40 --- /dev/null +++ b/54685-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2288 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 54685 *** + +HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS + +A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters + +By Kate Douglas Wiggin + +Illustrated by Mills Thompson + +Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company + +1903 + +[Illustration: 0001] + +[Illustration: 0006] + +[Illustration: 0007] + + + + +HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS + + + + +CHAPTER I--BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT + +|MARCH had come in like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a +lamb. The pussy willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but +although it takes a deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, +they shivered in their brown skins and despaired of making their annual +appearance even by April Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the +South, having received private advices from the snow-birds that State +o' Maine weather, in the present season, was only fitted for Arctic +explorers. The air was keen and nipping and the wind blew steadily from +the north and howled about the chimneys until one hardly knew whether +to hug the warmth of the open fire or to go out and battle with the +elements. + +Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were +still “young females” when all this happened)--little did they care +about snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the +afternoon skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in +the window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate “_Hoc opus +hic labor est_” with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or +the glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber +boots, muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old +mink cape), and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in +mathematics or philosophy! + +These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and +cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and +the “young females” who graced that institution of learning were not +inconsolable. + +Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other +nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, +five little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their +presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor. + +Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on +the minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing +remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the +morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed +to be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, +all told. + +The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled, +but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great +dignity in these words: + +“Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to +the ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I +wish to impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves +to the afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,” she +continued, still impressively, “that my highly respected parents are +both away for the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and +it occurred to me as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six +girls should go over and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and +untrammeled.” Here the tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the +overmastering enthusiasm of the audience. Cheers and applause greeted +her. Everybody pounded with whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on +any article of furniture that chanced to be near. + +“Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!” cried Lilia Porter; “a more +than usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you +suppose?” + +“That's the point,” answered Bell, gleefully. “Here is the letter I have +just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his +daughter:” + + Baltimore, March 6th, 18--. + + My dear Child:--We do not like to refuse you anything while + we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well + insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother + says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and + preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the + fires and lights. + + I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking + advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are + your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway, + and you might as well put yourself nominally under their + care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you, + perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the + allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no + doubt. + + Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers + are still standing. + + Your weakly indulgent but affectionate + + Father. + +“Isn't he a perfect darling!” cried the enraptured quintette. + +“I think,” said demure Patty Weld, “that before we permit ourselves to +feel too happy, we had better consult _our_ 'powers that be,' and see if +we can accept Bell's invitation.” + +“I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,” Bell answered, firmly. “I have +thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and +Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead +you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you +can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are +only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you +can get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. +Grandmamma lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, +and Uncle Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight +marauders that may happen in to pay their respects.” + +So the “Jolly Six,” as they were called by their schoolmates, separated, +to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on +to her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring +farmer's daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege. + +The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious +plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great +amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their +confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming +the sternly practical department best suited to her--meat, vegetables, +and bread--while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various +little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so +tender. Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the +school, with Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the +beds, tidying of rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and +Patty Weld, with noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder +that cross of an old-fashioned girl's life--the washing and wiping of +dishes. + +On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the +Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, +who asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them. + +“Du tell, Isabel!--I didn't expect to see you this mornin',--air your +folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?” asked Miss +Miranda. + +“Oh, no,” laughed Bell; “I'm going to housekeeping myself!” + +“Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?” cried Miss +Jane. + +“Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates +over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as +housekeepers and householders.” + +“Land o' mercy,” moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. “That Pa o' yourn +would let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man +could do sech a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house +to pieces, I don't see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I +declare I sha'n't sleep a wink for worrying the whole time.” + +“You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,” said Bell, with some spirit. “If +six girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few +stoves and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems +to think nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's +growing wiser all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as +bright as those detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.” + +“Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are +unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your +key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your +bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye +knows anything about flour food.” + +“Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work, +for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and +Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have +Topsycat while I am here?” + +“Yes, I s'pose so,” said Miss Jane, “though it's been an awful sight of +work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis' +Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the +first week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters +every mornin'.” + +“I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome +afterward,” Bell answered, “but you know it's almost impossible to keep +house without a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the +moment I arrived, and is waiting at the gate now.” + +“I don't agree with you,” said Miss Miranda. “'Blessed be nothin', I +say, when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went +next, and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. +If you have a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a +barn full of critters.” + +The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they +unlocked one frost-bitten door after another. + +“We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,” said Bell, with chattering teeth; +“but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse +and thaw things out.” This was done, and in an hour they were moderately +comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using +only three rooms, all on the first floor--the large, handsome family +sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very +capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing +the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters, +thus making one immensely wide bed. + +“There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a +row, and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I +certainly am a good contriver,” cried Bell, with a triumphant little +laugh. + +“It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' +down in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',” + rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and +bred. + +The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for +cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional +breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its +bright drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the +mahogany extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and +silver service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room +made graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and +placed photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red +apples just where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her +Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being +filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full +pantry. + +“Oh, Grandma,” she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and +bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, “it does look +lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's +no danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it +would burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build +the fires every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze +myself daily for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come +yet!” + +“Yes,” said Uncle Harry, “and brought eatables enough for an army--more +than you girls can devour in a month.” + +“You'll see,” said Bell, laughingly. + +“You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please +take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've +just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station +for the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most +astounding thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,--the +one he takes to town filled with vegetables,--and I am going to keep it +for our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care +for public opinion!” said she, with a disdainful gesture. + + + + +CHAPTER II--IN THE FIRELIGHT + +|TWO hours later you might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's +Jerry, with Bell and Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, +rosy-cheeked girls warmly tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even +the sober old sun, who had been under a cloud that day, poked his head +out to see the fun, and became so interested that, in spite of himself, +he forgot his determination not to shine, and did his duty all the +afternoon. + +When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,--the cozy +sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row, +so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, +and finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one +corner,--there arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud +enough to shock the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered. + +“I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor +corner,” said Bell; “but the common-sense of it will be seen by every +thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is +too short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for +apples.” + +“Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,” exclaimed Lilia +Porter. “Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you +are talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. +Shelter before food, say I!” + +“Apartments!” sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. “You are very grand in your +ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!” and +she threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party +dramatically in that direction. + +“Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,” cried Edith +Lambert. “Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an +apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be +given a chair of state.” + +“Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,” asked Patty, “why those croquet +mallets and balls are laid out in file round the beds?” + +“Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come +in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!” + +“Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all +to a jelly to begin with?” Patty retorted, being of a practical mind. + +“That _would_ be rather embarrassing,” answered Bell, with a reflective +shudder; “I hadn't thought of it.” + +“What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet +mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?” asked +Alice, “and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks +start supper;” whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up +a pair of small, stout boots on the fender. + +The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated +discouragement. + +“I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been +in the house an hour,” said the head cook. + +“Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if +they can. However,” turning again to Alice, “it isn't to be supper, but +dinner. The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 +a.m., luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times +betwixt and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be +completely under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship +and Fenton. We cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss +Forsaith. If time hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own +branches of housework.” + +“If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,” + cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. “I dare say we shall be half +starved as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, +Bluebell!” + +Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have +made much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so +formidable were the appetites, and such the merriment. + +“Oh, dear,” sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, “I will +throw off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a +disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with +the reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a +solitary one left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded +and gone, she is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for +to-night, so the Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our +one potato into the kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for +breakfast. Look in the corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' +Marion Harland's 'Cook Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The +Bride's Manual.'” + +At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and +noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the +sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive +picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the +astral lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent +over “Little Women.” Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort +of twist, from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were +straying out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark +dress, was humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was +sitting flat on the hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the +warm occupation of corn popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round +her face, while Patty Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her +on a hassock, knitting a “fascinator” out of white wool. These two, so +thoroughly unlike, were never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so +inseparable as to be dubbed the “Scissors” or “Tongs” by their friends. +Alice and Lilia were quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's +animated expression and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the +calm face of her antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over +anything. It was she who carried off all the dignity and took the part +of presiding goddess of the party. The girls all adored her for her +beauty and superior age; for she had attained the enviable pinnacle of +“sweet sixteen.” + +“Come,” said Jo, breaking the silence, “let us have refreshments, then a +good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go +to bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as +no one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.” + +“Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll +be,” laughed Bell. + +“She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?” cried Lilia. + +“Now Lilia,” said Edith, “let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit +in a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl +that hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot +crack an almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up +the end of the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put +the tablecloth on crooked, and--oh, dear--now you've stepped in the +pop-corn,” as Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without +knocking something over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy +flight. “You have such a genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at +once, I think you must be web-footed.” + +“Well, that's possible,” retorted the unfortunate Lilia; “I've often +been told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.” + +“Do you realize, girls,” said Edith, after a while, “that we shall all +be visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this +repast? I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to +the fire, so that we can have our good-night chat.” + +So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the +lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, +the yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, +braiding it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles +in the air, as all young things are wont to do. + +“Girls, dear old girls,” said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence +of two minutes; “isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything? +How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have +been put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and +kindly every day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.” + +“It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into +thinking about God's care and goodness,” said Edith, “although it's very +strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little +baby playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to +make the letters into words and spell out things for myself.” + +“What a perfect heathen I am,” burst out Jo. “I can't feel any of these +things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith +says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the +letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for +that!” + +“Look out of the window, Jo,” said + +Bell, who was leaning on the sill. “Don't you think if God can make +out of all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, +green, springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a +wonderful thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the +frozen earth?” + +“Well,” rejoined Jo, dismally, “there's something to begin on out there, +but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any +signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to +hear you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.” + +“I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,” said Lilia, confusedly +struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. “There's lots +of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.” + +“Thanks for your encouragement,” said Jo, amid the laughter that +followed Lilia's peculiar metaphor. “I think if you'll try to handle the +spiritual bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now +don't laugh, girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I +talk in my usual frivolous way.” + +“You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,” said her loving champion, +Patty, “but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was +it who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor +washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the +church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a +headache?” + +“Patty, if you don't desist,” cried Jo, with a flaming face, and +brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, “I'll throw this at your dear, +charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a +story of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as +hostess, ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it +will find me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of +the orchestra.” + +“Dear me, I can't begin!” cried Bell, “Nothing ever happened to me +except going to California and having a double wedding in the family. +That's the sum total of my adventures.” + +“Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, +you do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to +you,” sighed Lilia. “You never seem to have any trials.” + +“Trials!” rejoined Bell, sarcastically. “I should think I hadn't. +Perhaps I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old +aunty! Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and +nine, or seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left +at school while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those +afflictions?” + +“Yes, I do,” answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; “and I'll +never allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California +story,--that's a dear,--for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.” + +“Oh, well,” said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her +eyes rested on the cabinet, “I'll tell you the story of these;” and she +took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by +fire. “Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as +'bookish' and romantic as possible. + +“Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred +miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father +was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and +Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see +them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in +the garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that +California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on +the trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the +peaches were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where +the crimson stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.” + +“Don't,” cried Jo; “you'll make us discontented with our New England +apples!” + +“We were chatting and eating peaches,” continued Bell, “when the gate +opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us, +The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I +had heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the +tribe, and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; +for our Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling +us tales. She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black +hair, not so coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good +features, and the prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was +dressed gaily and handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her +lovely, bare, brown neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which +we noticed at once as being very valuable. She stayed there all the +afternoon under the fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. +Mother, meanwhile, had gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, +and had taken them from her neck to examine them. At sunset, when she +went home to her wigwam, she slipped the necklace into mother's lap, +saying, with her sweet trick of speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you +takie my beads.' Of course, mother could not accept them, and Eskaluna +departed in quite a disappointed mood. I remember being sorry that the +pretty young thing was going to marry the disagreeable, ugly chief. He +was just as jealous and ferocious as he could be--wouldn't let her +talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and had shot one man already +because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.” + +A chorus of “Oh's” and “Ah's” interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew +round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a “cruel +coquette” by a young student at Wareham. + +“In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying +that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had +heard that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered +whether his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of +course, and were terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral +of poor Eskaluna, who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. +Nakawa told us the whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it +was. Her lover, the chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, +and on the afternoon she came to our house, he had heard from some +crafty villain or other (an enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she +was false, and, instead of intending to marry him, loved a handsome +young Indian of another tribe, and was planning to run away with him. + +“This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road +determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely +part of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the +mountain sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San +Jacinto valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her +scarlet dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came +singing along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim +at the heart that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of +birds' feathers; shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that +she fell in an instant, dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the +helpless old squaw, he escaped into a canon near by. + +[Illustration: 0053] + +“The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the +place just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We +went close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of +her beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the +head of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,--the +prettiest neck in the world,--lay this charred string of pearls she had +worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old +squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her +murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he +was determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at +the same time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would +have been much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to +think of her being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and +true; and that's the end of my story. Who comes next?” + +“Not I, at this hour,” yawned Jo, “but it was a good tale!” + +“Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!” said Alice, +admiringly. + +“I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have +if we go to bed,” murmured Edith from her cozy corner. “Come, it is +after ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.” + +In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking +in at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a +row, and the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls. + + + + +CHAPTER III--AN EMERGENCY CASE + +|THE next morning broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. +I cannot attempt to tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and +ingenious bevy of girls during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite +neighbor, had kept to her post of observation, the window, very closely, +and had seen much to awaken scorn and surprise. + +“Wa'al, Jane!” said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, “there they go +ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's +pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to +laugh so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't +done up their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and +they hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship +is as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.” + +Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, +for, aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and +through doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that +morning, when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, +that she believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a +liberty-pole. + +The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the +evening, their spirits still high and their inventive powers still +unimpaired, they gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small +but appreciative. Grandmother was in a private box--the high-backed +arm-chair in the cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected +throne made by perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a +large pair of goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical +critic for the morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders +from Mrs. Carter's famous Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young +schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student earning his college course by odd terms +of teaching), and Hugh Pennell, his chum and classmate, home on a brief +holiday, made quite a brave show when seated in three rows, while the +unaffected laughter, the open mouths, and the staring eyes of “the +help,” Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah Flagg, who were +grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment. + +Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. +Jo was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly +funny scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of +her cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its +short sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made +her such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell +quite laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang “The Last Rose of +Summer” with all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down +of eyelids, and kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally +accompany it when sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally +greeted with rapturous applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown +and smoking-cap for male attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice +Forsaith, rendering it with original Italian words and embraces at the +end of every measure. + +[Illustration: 0063] + +Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical +events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited +to name them as they followed one another in quick succession,--Eliza +crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the +bloodhounds in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble +Captain John; Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely +glitter of his eye; and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a +stern and rock-bound coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. +As Uncle Harry sat on the table he was obliged to be the center of this +thrilling scene, which was variously surmised by the audience to be +the capture of a slave-ship by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a +tenement-house fire, the killing of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or +an impassioned attempt to drag Casabianca from the burning deck. + +After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the +kitchen to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast. + +“I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is +warm,” said Jo. “Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond +words!” + +“If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,” + rejoined Bell. + +“It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,” said Patty, +looking in at the door, with a superior air; “Columbus discovered +America in an open boat.” + +“He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,” quoth +Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat. + +“Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to +night?” + +“I did,” replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet, +cupboard, and sink. “Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in +other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days +I propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth +closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her +hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of +twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.” + +“I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,” responded +Jo. “I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, +Bell, can this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of +our parlor boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate +sensibilities'?” + +“I think that it may escape criticism,” laughed Bell. “Cover it with a +clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation +before it goes in the frying-pan.” + +“I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!” sighed Lilia, +as she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the +bed, a little later. “I have only two things to trouble me. First: my +wisdom tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my +turn to build the kitchen fire in the morning.” + +“Console yourself with one thought, my dear,” murmured Bell, drowsily, +yet sagely. “Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your +tooth chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the +fire.” + +“Don't tell her that,” urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, “or she will be +feigning toothache constantly.” + +Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the +night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her +slipping quietly out of bed. + +“What's the matter, Lilia!” she whispered. + +“Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just +enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is +the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?” + +“Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand; +sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?” + +“No, no, hush!” said Lilia. “I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here +it is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.” + +So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the +head of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain +growing less, fell asleep. + +In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, +glanced at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing +shriek. This in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek +on general principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked +where Bell pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a +dark, purple color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, +hearing the confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being +open, and rolling about in surprise, she looked still more alarming. + +“What on earth is the matter, girls?” she asked, sitting up in bed, +smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids. + +Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her. + +“K-k-keep c-c-calm,” said Bell. “Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen +and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send +for the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?” + +Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of +terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair. + +“Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It +must be a malignant pustule--or spotted fever--or something dreadful! +What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out +what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very +good-looking before.” + +“Girls,” said Bell, “let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too +quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and, +Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her +comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.” + +“Put on the kettle,” added Patty, “and heat blankets; they always do +that in emergencies.” + +“Don't frighten me to death,” wailed Lilia, “calling me 'a thing of this +kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the +night.” + +“She had neuralgia in her face,” explained Jo; “that must have had +something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then +dropped off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try +to keep up your courage!” + +Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many groans +and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an +awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the +very last stages. + +“But,” cried Alice, perplexed, “it is all very strange, for why does she +have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from +mortification in one night?” + +“Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,” said Patty, who had +heard about such a case in her own family. + +“Goodness knows what it is,” exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in +nervous terror. “What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks +to her head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her +'extremities,' as father calls them--whether to give her a sweat or keep +her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with +her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing +we can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid +together.” + +Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now +that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale +light of the student lamp. + +“You patient old darling!” cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the +bed. “We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure +to be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! +what bottle have I tipped over under this bed!” + +“It's my neuralgia liniment,” murmured Lilia, faintly. “I bathed my face +in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for +I can't get any more here.” + +“Your neuralgia lotion!” shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank +astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal +parts. “Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious, +blundering goose!” and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed +valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm +of voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle +Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts +and gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must +at least have fallen into convulsions. + +“Let me see the poor child immediately,” cried Mr. Winship. “What is the +trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?” looking +at the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets +and blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force +a pillow into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter +inaudible. “Are you trying to play a joke on me?” continued he, with as +much dignity as was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, +a pair of trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane +which he had quite unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his +chamber. + +“The fact is,” answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately +hard to regain her sobriety,--“the fact is--Uncle Harry--we made--a +mistake, and so did--Lilia. There were two bottles just alike on the +wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five minutes in the +purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!” + +Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke. + +“Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!” sighed Jo, lifting her head +from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. “All her face, except part +of her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple +blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or +anything else frightful!” + +“Well,” said Edith, slyly, “Bell said mortification had taken place. I +don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you? + +“Puns are out of place, Edith,” said Bell, severely. “Don't hurry, Uncle +Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you +embarrassment.” + +But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his +rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the +hall, and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that +it would be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him +out of bed again at five o'clock on a winter's day. + +As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber, +but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and +then made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire +should be used to some purpose. + +Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started +the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented +number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was +a call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter +Farm, a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for +hauling wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the +doctor's for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. +Then directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential +call upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of +regard several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was +unnoticed, but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied +coming from the Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or +another. When questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of +foolishness they merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the +Winships pig, but that it was a visit of condolence and sympathy. + + + + +CHAPTER IV--A WINTER PICNIC + +|YOU may think that Lilia's “mortification” was quite an excitement +in this enterprising young household; yet I assure you that never +twenty-four hours passed but a ridiculous adventure of some kind +overtook the girls. The daily bulletin which they carried over to Mrs. +Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy inmates in constant wonderment +as to what would happen next. Sometimes there was a regular programme +for the next day, prepared the night before, but oftener, things +happened of themselves, and when they do that, you know, pleasure seems +a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is unexpected. Uncle +Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of the gay party of +young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter openly, and went +on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic, notwithstanding +the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was this: On Friday, +the boys--Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton, and the young +schoolmaster--turned the great bare hall in the top of the old Winship +family house into a woodland bower. + +By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because +the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey +Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had +finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the +district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take +him through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong +as his name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as +gentle and chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and +manly a lad, and withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding +his youth, as any little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his +guardian, and thus he had become quite one of the Winship family. + +The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with +this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used +at some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet +by stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they +wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens, +and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners +or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs. + +“It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?” cried Jack, rubbing his cold +fingers, “but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make +birds and flowers and brooks!” + +“What's the special difficulty?” asked Geoffrey. “We'll borrow +Grandmother Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then +we'll bring over Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be +musical enough, considering the fact that the thermometer is below +zero.” + +This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic +forest became tuneful. + +The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of +white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly +constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical +structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and +behold, their forest bloomed! + +“But we have finished now, boys,” said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his +last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They +were made of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered +chopping-tray.) “We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing +at a picnic, too. Good for the small children to fall into, good for +drinking, good for dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.” + +“I have an idea,” suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder +busily engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. “I +have an idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the +water run into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling +the tank from the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running +streamlet. There's your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical +tinkle, and possibly your small child's watery grave. What could be more +romantic?” + +“Out with him!” shouted Geoff. “He ought to be drowned for proposing +such an apology for a brook.” + +“I fail to see the point,” said Jack; “the sound would be sylvan and +suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.” + +“We'll brook no further argument on the subject,” retorted Hugh; “the +afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or +the watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with +house plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell +you, let us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em +for a retreat, in one corner.” After some explanations from Hugh about +his plan, the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic +and ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle +Harry's parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, +there was an evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with +a dozen stones from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss +Jane Sawyer's potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted +by two banging baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight +stove to warm it into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by +screens of green boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed +into a green forest, vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming +flowers. + +The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee. + +“Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the +desert blooming as the rose!” cried Hugh. + +“I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,” answered +Jack, dryly, “inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and +home during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer, +hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she +had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly +stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to +sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations. +Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet +at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go +in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and +seeing the girls.” + +Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a +gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother +Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and +extremely anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going +on. + +While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers +were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had +been a day of disasters from beginning to end--the first really mournful +one in their experience. + +It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them +before they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it +went out in the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a +large coal stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret +to say that this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly +so. + +After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of +teeth, for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove +doors, and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. +But, dear me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, +and at last the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall +before the weather would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the +inevitable. + +The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were +all cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they +wanted to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might +astonish more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; +Edith, that most precise and careful of all little women under the +sun, broke a platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious +omelet, and waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her +own success, when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly +into the coal hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell +fished it hastily out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and +generally penitent, if an omelet can assume that expression. She slapped +it on the table severely, and said, with a little choke and tear in her +voice: + +“The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he +rinsed, and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the +house for breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into +the buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon +besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen; +and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.” + +“Never,” cried Alice, with much determination. “Sooner eat omelet and +coal hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What +shall we take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and +no one will suspect we haven't breakfasted.” + +“Let's make mince pies,” cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the +wood-box. + +“Goose,” answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. “There's plenty of time +to make mince-meat, of course!” + +“At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,” said Lilia, with decision, while +dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. “We had better carry +the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring +bread and meat and common things.” + +“Oh, tarts, tarts!” exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. “I +haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?” + +“They must be easy enough,” answered Patty, with calm authority. “Cut a +hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly +and bake it; that's simple.” + +[Illustration: 0093] + +“Glad you think so,” responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and +cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty +dish-water pot. “I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty +before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we +touch to-day is sure to fail.” + +“Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'” sang +Bell, in a spasm of gayety. + +“Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,” + retorted Edith. “Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? +Look in the cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or +hung for two weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like +fruit-cake, or 'braised' or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?” + +“No,” said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' “but it has to +be pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.” + +“Stuff and nonsense,” said Bell, “Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This +village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England +Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been +seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she +makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she +dips her turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft +gingerbread, Patty.” + +“Four cups best New Orleans molasses--” + +“The molasses is out,” said Jo; “find jelly-cake.” + +“Jelly all gone,” said Bell; “where, I can't think, for there were +seventeen tumblers.” + +“The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,” said Alice, reminiscently. +“How about doughnuts?” + +“All right,” Bell answered, “of course you'll go to the store for more +eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, +jelly, patience, and luck.” + +Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books, +vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country +store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have +been thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and +light as air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one +another in the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed +with a headache, leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion +and uproar. I cannot bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that +dreadful day, but Bell had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had +gone to the store-room for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of +frozen “something” very like mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious +discovery! She flew back to the kitchen, crying: + +“Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot +of mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You +trust to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.” + +The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It +thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became +very thin and curious in its appearance. + +“It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,” said +Lilia to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom +crust on a pie plate. + +“We-l-l, it does!” owned the head cook, frankly; “but I suppose it will +boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.” + +“Very natural,” said Lilia, dryly. “It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to +tell the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to +imagine mince-meat ought to look.” + +“I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in, +and I'll hold the plate.” + +The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of +dough over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a +ventilator, and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of +relief. + +Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work, +walked in with a can of kerosene. + +“Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?” asked Patty, +pointing to the frying-pan. + +Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful +certainty and disdain: “'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's foot.” + +This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the +kitchen-maids. + +“Gracious,” cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin +at the same time. “What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it +melted. What is it, then?” + +“Suet,” answered cruel Betty Bean. “Your ma chopped it and done it up +in molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's +cold; and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good +deal of apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.” + +This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this +half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely +lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider +filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and +swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door, +and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy +roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing. + +“Never mind, Bluebell,” cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her +hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her +flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. “You can use the +rest of the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up +be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!” + +Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with +savage emphasis: + +“If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle +Harry or the boys know about it, I'll--I don't know what I'll do,” + finished she, weakly. + +“That's a fearful threat,” laughed Jo,--“'The King of France and fifty +thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'” + +And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with +comforting gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven +o'clock in the evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen +tidied; then six as tired young housewives stretched themselves before +the parlor fire as a bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and +pretty, was curled upon the sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls +were lounging in different attitudes of dejection, all with from one to +three burned fingers enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor +were painfully meager,--a colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, +molasses ginger-bread, and a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in +the kitchen closet lay a melancholy pile of failure,--Alice's pop-overs, +which had refused to pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's +cake that would have made any newly married couple feel as if they were +at the funeral of their own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in +their journey through the cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain +things very nicely, and were considered remarkable caterers by their +admiring family of school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted +were entirely beyond their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in +the closet. + +“Oh, dear,” sighed Lilia. “Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I +don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested +enough to go to-morrow?” + +“I was thinking,” said Edith, dreamily, “that we have only seven more +days to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't +care very much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up +housekeeping. The chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning +yesterday. We never looked into the store-room nor bought anything in +advance nor settled what we should cook.” + +“Well,” said Bell, waking up a little, “we will crowd everything +possible into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow +is Saturday and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort +of a 'pow-wow,' as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their +invitation, and then we'll think of something perfectly grand and +stupendous for Friday, our last day of fun. It will take from that +until Monday to get the house into something like order for my mother's +return. (This with a remorseful recollection of the terrible back +bed-room, where everything imaginable had been 'dumped' for a week +past.) + +“I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,” called Alice, faintly, +from the distance. “I will do it in the morning while you are packing +the luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try +to mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody +will know which is which.” + +The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery +for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of +dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,--hats +that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They +had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with +funny silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various +adventures. Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; +Bell's a mammoth pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied +colored scarfs of ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried +grasses, oats, and everlastings. + +Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the +next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke +entirely refreshed and ready for the fray. + +The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not +very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of +windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The +surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered +into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that +they had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty +a one as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how +lovely a picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral +surroundings. Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, +sweet and bright from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. +Bell was radiant, issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying +here and there, laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's +device), and talking merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining +with mischief under her great straw hat. + +Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this +were the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while +the embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and +danced on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were +alive. + +The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for +the boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was +simply delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with +affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and +boys particularly affect--jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies. +How the girls remembered their closetful of “attempts” at home; how they +roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how +they discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato +versus boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance +they discussed questions of household economy, and interlarded their +conversation with quotations from the “Young Housekeeper's Friend,” and +the “Bride's Manual.” + +In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,--some quiet, more not +at all so,--until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short days, +they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the snow, +baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics +should be confined to summer. + +“What a gl-orious time we've had!” exclaimed Jo, as they busied +themselves about the home dining-room. “Yesterday seems like a horrible +nightmare, or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, +and if we hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we +carried were not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the +buns, and Patty's doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.” + +“And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,” quoth Edith, in a sly aside. + +“Well,” admitted Patty, ruefully, “there certainly was quite enough +saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the +bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's +cake, indeed!” she finished with a scornful smile. + +“True!” said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had +been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; “I can't deny +it. Proceed with your sarcasm.” + +“This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda +says,” exclaimed Alice. “Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! +The closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less +said about the back bedroom the better.” + +Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to +improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big +aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made +fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and +otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of +order which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and +trials of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone. + + + + +CHAPTER V--OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG + +|MONDAY morning broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind +whistled and blew about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying +the clothes-line round the chimneys and fastening it to the strong +pine-trees in front, for greater safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it +hailed at seven, rained at eight, stopped at nine, and presently began +to go through the same varied programme. After breakfast, Bell went +to the window and stood dreamily flattening her nose against the pane, +while the others busied themselves about their several tasks. + +“Well, girls,” said she at length, “we've had four different kinds of +weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it +doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to +come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to +amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before +it rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the +way; who knows!” + +So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard +wrapped in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and +framing her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless +from a race across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella +right side out. She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving +the doors all open, and sank into a chair, with an expression of +mysterious mirth in her eyes. + +“Guess what's happened!” she asked, with sparkling eyes. “I have the +most enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never +will think, and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all +invited to tea this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't +that 'ridikilis'?” + +“Do tell, Isabel,” squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of +Miss Sawyer, “air you a-going to accept?” + +“Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,” said Edith Lambert. “I should like to +see the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it +saves cooking.” + +“We are remarkably favored,” laughed Bell. “I don't believe that anybody +has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years +ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and +father died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They +were quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house +all furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and +pictures. All the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's +heart, and get her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has +been changed in all these years, except that they have bought a +cooking-stove. Miss Jane hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed +of the stove, I think; as to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, +or a carpet-sweeper,--why, she would as soon think of changing the +fashion of her bonnet! I believe there isn't such a curious house, nor +another pair of such dried-up, half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the +country. There's Emma Jane with the butter! I'll meet her at the back +door, get her to peel some potatoes and apples, make her sew a white +ruffle in her neck, and make some original remark.” + +Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The +old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled +with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant +and gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of +asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal +flower-de-luce,--all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose +hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and +steal their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white +clam-shells, where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, +bachelor's-buttons, larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would +Miss Miranda allow within these sacred ancient places, no +begonias, gladioli, and “sech,” with their new-fangled, heathenish, +unpronounceable names. The old flowers were good enough for her; and, +certainly, they made a blooming spot about the dark house. + +Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds +perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay +over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping +them just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way +common to snow. + +But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, +the rooms inside seemed even more so. The “keeping-room” had been +refurnished fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been +kept, that there still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over +the stiff black hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, +surrounded by the Sawyer family photographs--husbands and wives always +taken in affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be +misunderstood. In a corner stood the mahogany “what-not” with its bead +watch-cases, shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, +together with more family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on +the top shelf, and a marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. +Then there was a gorgeous “drawn in” rug before the fireplace, +with impossible purple roses and pink leaves on its surface, and a +marble-topped table holding a magnificent lamp with a glass fringe +around it, and a large piece of red flannel floating in the kerosene. + +All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor +granted at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the +curiosities in the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though +their sobriety was almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of +art which Miss Miranda held up for their reverential admiration. + +Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were +four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy +occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed +up the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The +counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There +was the “wild-goose chase,” the “log cabin,” the “rocky mountain,” the +“Irish plaid,” and a “charm quilt,” in twelve hundred pieces, no two +of which were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton +curtains with elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow +with a yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of +Napoleon crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and +of a sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never +an outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a +skittish-looking pony. + +These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's +favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a +painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest +sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that +Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her +skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary +were seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; +His Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a +brook was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him +on the bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as +well it might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the +others Miss Hannah's last and finest effort--“Maidens welcoming General +Washington in the streets of Alexandria.” The maidens, thirteen in +number, were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as +to hair, long as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and +carrying bouquets of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with +green ribbon. + +The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their +tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare +supper. + +“My reputation is gone,” whispered Jo, solemnly. “To think that I should +have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon; +but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of +my politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me +instead of frowning at me.” + +“What do you think?” cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking +down her chair in so doing, “I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and +see if they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, +Jo?” + +The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door +stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, “Can't we set the table +or help in any way, Miss Miranda?” + +“No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you +wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter +girl may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up +the kitchen.” + +So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting +under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing +of Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been +suffered to touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of +extreme care, she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to +set the chairs around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in +cutting the dried beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on +each of her fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little +calendars of suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she +did not murmur, as most of her mistakes implicated other people. + +At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss +Miranda was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink +“chany” set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes +of great magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and +cream, a green dragon plate the cookies, and the “Sheltered Peasant” + saucers came in for general admiration. + +The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda +biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; +a blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full +of delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, +creamy cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin +pie, baked in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and +indigestible-est of all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar +gingerbread besides. This array of good things being taken in with rapid +and rabid glances, the girls exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and +even emitted audible signs of happiness. To say that they did justice to +the repast would be a feeble expression, for in truth the meals of their +own preparation were irregular as to time, indifferent as to quality, +and sometimes, when they calculated carelessly and unwisely, even small +as to quantity. + +[Illustration: 0127] + +After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to +a string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of +information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss +Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they +rose to go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed +atmosphere that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the +quaint, old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New +England goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of +conversation had exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their +leave, and the sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated +in from the country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a +fan excitedly to and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and +pink from the unwonted dissipation. + +“Wall, Jane,” said she, “it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis' +Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when +her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, +them do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.” + +“They seemed to enjoy their supper,” said Miss Jane; “I never saw girls +make a heartier meal.” + +“They did for certain,” continued Miranda, “too hearty most. I thought. +That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, +that'll sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake +till I was afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very +thankful we hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.” + +And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle, +and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their +bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous. + +Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and +the deep “slush” beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a +hearty laugh and jest. + +“Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!” exclaimed Patty, as +they opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. +And, indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms +they had left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and +touched the marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds +were fast asleep with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog +and cat were snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young +people, as well as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss +Miranda's and Miss Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider +outlook, and quite different problems and responsibilities. + +“We never can be jollier than this!” cried Lilia, in an irrepressible +burst of appreciation. “Oh, that it might last forever, and that +seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! +Then we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, +taking tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good +supper that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with +remorse when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only +skillful, energetic, and ingenious!” + +“You're the very essence of thanklessness!” answered Bell, in high +dudgeon. “It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls, +when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far +removed from a zoological garden when _you_ return to it, that is +certain!” + +“My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,” said Lilia, in +feigned repentance. “It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your +anger until after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to +be visited upon us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and +crackers.” + +“Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better +to draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too +much about food,” said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, +but never called attention to it. “When you have done with your +nonsense, I have something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have +only four days, 'tis true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must +go away with flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius +that the village will talk of us for months to come.” + +“Si-lence in court!” cried Jo, impressively. “Let me offer you the coal +hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a +policeman.” + +“Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a +comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers +and seniors?” + +“Indeed I do,” laughed Bell, in recollection. “We girls took all the +characters. What fun it was!” + +“Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The +boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would +be irresistibly funny. What do you think?” + +“I like the idea,” exclaimed Patty Weld. “Uncle Harry's large hall would +be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.” + +“So it is; how fortunate,” agreed Alice; “we couldn't think of anything +that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be +the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. +Jo will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest +of us can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young +Lochinvar, if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell--” this with a +sly glance at her hostess. + +“Yes,” said Edith, “and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven +bridegroom,' who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.” + +“Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,” continued Bell; “he +does that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. +Phil Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform +the piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience +will stand erect.” + +“But, oh, the labor of it, girls!” sighed Patty--“wooden horses to be +made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery +to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning +before us?” + +“Nonsense, of course we can,” rejoined Bell, energetically. “We will +consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, +and costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at +five to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of--” + +“Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,” finished Lilia, with grim +sarcasm. “If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the +cooking! How are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should +like to know?” + +“How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they +humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you +gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.” + +“Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be +starved beforehand by way of getting used to it,” retorted Lilia, as +she lighted the bedroom candles. “Come, dears, do cover the fire; it +was sleepy-time an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, +look through the piazza window.” + +Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering +crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted +finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark, +and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter +into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters +tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver +string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the +dazzling winter moonlight. + +Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all +drawn closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, +and the solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One +minute passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at +length Bell impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: “If the +minister were here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to +whisper, 'Dear Lord, make us pure and white within, as thy world is +without.'” + +“Amen,” murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath. + +“Pull down the curtain,” sighed Jo; “it makes me feel wicked!” + +“Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!” pleaded Edith, “it is too heavenly +and it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's +'St. Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from +her convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of +heaven--the poem you recited for the medal, Alice,--say a verse of it.” + And Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:= + +````“As these white robes are soil'd and + +`````dark + +````To yonder shining ground; + +```As this pale taper's earthly spark, + +````To yonder argent round; + +```So shines my soul before the Lamb, + +````My spirit before Thee; + +```So in mine earthly house I am + +````To that I hope to be!”= + + + + +CHAPTER VI--“THE END OF THE PLAY” + +|ON the next morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, +the six housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the +sun, accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite +behindhand and outshone. + +In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the +girls were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it +held up its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation +points of surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of +their warm nests before the world was lighted or heated. + +The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were +farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily +preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous +to behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. +They consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, +colored stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and +jaunty little caps with bobbing quills. + +On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of “Young +Lochinvar,” the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see +the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East +Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower +Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles +and cousins. + +In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,--and +fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they +would have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, +mirror in hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she +had not succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable +Scottish dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and +spectacles. Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to +Hugh, that he might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance +for Lochinvar, while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek +expression for the jilted bridegroom. + +[Illustration: 0145] + +Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to “get up” her +courage. As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one +for a Scottish bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and +certainly she looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for +Lochinvar's rash folly. It was of some shining white material, and came +below the ankle, just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; +the skirt was 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and +full,' with short puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown +of flowers made her as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma +Jane Perkins stood in one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her +red hair was waved and hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. +She hoped she could be trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of +beauty at the right moment, but felt a little doubtful. + +Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door. + +“Are you ready, young fry?” asked he. “It is half-past seven, and we +ought to begin.” + +“Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell +them the prima donna is dangerously ill!” gasped Bell, faintly, fanning +herself with a box-cover. “I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, +are you perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we +elope?” + +“Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the +poem say:= + +```Through all the wide Border his steed + +`````was the best?= + +“And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?”--pointing to a wild and +cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks. + +***** + +You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of “Young Lochinvar,” and many +a time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:= + +```Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the + +`````West, + +```Through all the wide Border his steed + +`````was the best, + +```And, save his good broadsword, he + +`````weapons had none; + +```He rode all unarmed, and he rode all + +`````alone. + +```So faithful in love, and so dauntless in + +`````war, + +```There never was knight like the young + +`````Lochinvar.= + +And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not +for brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted +at Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had +consented to be married to another:= + +```For a laggard in love and a dastard in + +`````war + +```Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave + +`````Lochinvar.= + +But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen +and bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion +that the bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being +struck quite dumb:= + +```“Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye + +`````inivar, + +```Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord + +`````Lochinvar?" + +The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past +times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now +merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for +although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks +her health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; +then he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, +and leads the dance with her,--he so stately, she so lovely, that they +are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus +treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she +apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment +they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall, +where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought +the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her +on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:= + +```“She is won! We are gone, over ban, + +`````bush, and scaur; + +```They'll have fleet steeds that follow + +`````quoth young Lochinvar. + +As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and +hasty mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing +over the fields, but “the laggard in love and the dastard in war” never +recovers his lost Ellen.= + +```So daring in love, and so dauntless in + +`````war, + +```Have ye e'er heard of gallant like + +`````young Lochinvar?= + +Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the +audience was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of +the stage with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or +verse by verse, to explain the action. + +During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a +prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to +match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper +designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam. + +Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers +with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. +His costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he +careered wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as +he rode to the wedding, was perfectly irresistible. + +The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all +assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the +determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' +sake. Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who +demanded his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to +be peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling +permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the +bride. She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the +spirit, and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and +promenaded about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on +wretchedly, the parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:= + +`````“'Twere better by far + +```To have matched our fair cousin with + +````young Lochinvar."= + +At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young +Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the +supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in +horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed +signs of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at +length to the plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then +Lochinvar darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,--rather +an unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances, +inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of +the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity +and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was +the work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness, +utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A +pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front +legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and +decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces. +Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, +leaped up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a +snail's pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. +When half way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed +to have forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed +it must be some part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in +pantomime; Lochinvar refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; +she pouted and seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she +could have her own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, +and Ellen ran up a secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly +traps. Greatly to the merriment of the observers, she loaded them on +the docile horse in the very face of Lochinvar's displeasure--two small +looking-glasses, a bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely +drew on a pair of huge India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, +and just as her lover's patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be +remounted. The second trip across the stage was accomplished in safety, +though with anything but the fleetness common to elopements either in +life or in poetry. + +Then came the pursuit--a most graphic and stirring scene, giving large +opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on dashing +hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot excitement; +four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads, running +hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father, limping in +and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory daughter; and +last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot, with never a +horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase. + +It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued +to laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The +performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and +seemed all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright +bevy of young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed +his youth, and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed +pleasure. The hero and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so +generously provided dramatic opportunities for the minor actors that +all had enjoyed an equal chance in the favor of the audience. There was +neither envy, jealousy, nor heartburning; each of the girls gloried +in the achievements of the others, and confessed that the mechanical +ingenuity of the boys had made the triumph possible. + +At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many +farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young +squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, +sad thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and +cheery to be gloomy. + +“Depart, fun and frolic!” sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. “Depart, +breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter, +boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!” + +“It is really too awful to think or to speak about,” sighed Jo. “Now +I know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the +garden; only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of +knowledge, while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.” + +“Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever +be troubled with indigestion,” dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the +“Jolly Six.” + +“Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching +school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried +liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,” said Alice. + +“Think of us,” cried Geoff, “going back to college, and settling into +regular 'digs.'” + +“If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,” said Edith, saucily, +“you'll never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines +of learning, that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger +Indian, I should say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what +matchless war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate +hair in Betty Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close +together and trembled visibly!” + +“It was a wonderful evening,” remarked Hugh. “There were persons there +who said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.” + +“I don't want to annoy you,” laughed Jo, “but I heard exactly the +opposite.” + +“Which only goes to show that both of us are both,” retorted Bell. + +“And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in +parsing and analysis has had its effect,” said Patty. “Look at our angel +cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall +light shining through all its sweet little windows'?” + +“The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,” observed Alice, as she saw a +small cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney. + +“Good night and sweet dreams,” called the hoys, when Geoffrey had +unlocked the door of the cottage. + +“Sweet dreams, indeed!” the girls answered in chorus. “The kitchen +closet to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four +hours' dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.” + +“Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,” reminded Hugh. +“We'll take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning +of the shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give +one rousing cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the +century!” + +The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty +vigor. + +“Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,” cried +Bell, modestly; “the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged +the model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model +parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright +idea?” + +More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard. + +“The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but +her bright idea to keep her company,” said Jo Fenton, suggestively. + +“Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' +Hip, hip, hurrah!” and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and +across the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch +shell, an instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his +men to dinner in haying time. Had it not been for this message of +correction it is possible the enthusiastic young people might have +cheered one another till midnight. + +***** + +It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone, +and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the +empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper, +tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the “Jolly +Six."= + +```How dear to our hearts are the scenes of + +`````vacation, + +```When fond recollection presents them + +`````to view! + +```The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and--chief + +`````recreation-- + +```That gayest of picnics with squires so + +`````true!= + +```And note, torn away from the loved situ- + +`````ation, + +```The hump of conceit will explosively + +`````swell, + +```As proudly we think, never since the + +`````creation, + +```Did any young housekeepers keep + +`````house so well!= + +```Think not our great genius too highly + +`````we've rated, + +```For all that belongs to the kitchen we + +`````know; + +```And feel that from infancy we have been + +`````fated + +```For scrubbing and cooking, far more + +`````than for show.= + +```The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so + +`````charming, + +```So toothsome the compounds we often + +`````have mixed, + +```That though you would think the news + +`````somewhat alarming, + +```On housekeeping ever our minds are + +`````quite fixed.= + +```Good-by to all hope of a fame uni- + +`````versal! + +```Farewell, vain ambition,--that way + +`````madness lies! + +```The rest of our youth shall be one long + +`````rehearsal + +```For life in six cottages, all of this + +`````size!= + +B. W. + +J. F. + +P. W. + +A. F. + +E. L. + +L. P. + +X= + +``Their joint mark. + +``Witnessed by me this morning, + +``Jack Frost, Notary Public. + +``Sealed with a snow flake.= + + +The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate +behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted. + +“They are awfully jolly girls,” said Jack. + +“Better than jolly,” added Geoffrey, thoughtfully. + +“You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,” agreed +Hugh. “None like'em in Brunswick.” + +“Or in Portland.” + +“Or in Bath.” + +“Or in Augusta.” + +And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of +view. + +The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, +but fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six +laughing faces as before. + +A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the +door-step, twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs +which girlish hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew +away disappointed. In the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her +high-backed chair, knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at +her post by the window, drearily watching the sun go down. + +She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face. +“Mi-randy!” called she, sharply. + +No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles. + +“Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down +here from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia +has her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad +one of 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she +was ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.” + +Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking. + +“It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them +young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!” + continued Miss Jane. “I should like to give one girl a chance of being +a brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin', +Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!” + +No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck +by lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to +its foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the +hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a +child's hand might pull her tail in days to come. + +“It does seem dreadful lonesome,” Miss Miranda agreed, after a long +pause. “Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life +that's gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as +I said. Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' +work, too. Of course, you've thought o' that?” + +“We take about so many steps, anyway,” argued Miss Jane, “and if the +child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha +ain't so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her +comp'ny--even two cats is better'n one.” + +“There goes Emma Jane Perkins,” exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post +of observation. “She looks different somehow. I've always said I should +think her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her +hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' +her spring medicine.” + +“I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that +trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,” rejoined Miss Jane, wisely. +“Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd +taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.” + +“Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take +Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full +of her own fancies to be easy managed.” + +This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of +fact, Mrs. Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, +industrious, and of much assistance with the house-work, and as a +matter of fact it was the somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from +the far-away farm to live in the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss +Miranda. 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- <div style="height: 8em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
- </h1>
- <h3>
- A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters
- </h3>
- <h2>
- By Kate Douglas Wiggin
- </h2>
- <h3>
- Illustrated by Mills Thompson
- </h3>
- <h4>
- Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company
- </h4>
- <h3>
- 1903
- </h3>
- <p>
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- <a href="images/0007.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I—BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II—IN THE FIRELIGHT </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III—AN EMERGENCY CASE </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV—A WINTER PICNIC </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V—OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI—“THE END OF THE PLAY” </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
- </h1>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER I—BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ARCH had come in
- like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a lamb. The pussy
- willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but although it takes a
- deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, they shivered in their
- brown skins and despaired of making their annual appearance even by April
- Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the South, having received
- private advices from the snow-birds that State o' Maine weather, in the
- present season, was only fitted for Arctic explorers. The air was keen and
- nipping and the wind blew steadily from the north and howled about the
- chimneys until one hardly knew whether to hug the warmth of the open fire
- or to go out and battle with the elements.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were still
- “young females” when all this happened)—little did they care about
- snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the afternoon
- skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in the
- window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate “<i>Hoc opus hic
- labor est</i>” with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or the
- glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber boots,
- muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old mink cape),
- and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in mathematics or
- philosophy!
- </p>
- <p>
- These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and
- cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and the
- “young females” who graced that institution of learning were not
- inconsolable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other
- nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, five
- little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their
- presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on the
- minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing
- remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the
- morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed to
- be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, all
- told.
- </p>
- <p>
- The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled,
- but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great dignity
- in these words:
- </p>
- <p>
- “Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to the
- ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I wish to
- impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves to the
- afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,” she continued,
- still impressively, “that my highly respected parents are both away for
- the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and it occurred to me
- as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six girls should go over
- and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and untrammeled.” Here the
- tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the overmastering enthusiasm of
- the audience. Cheers and applause greeted her. Everybody pounded with
- whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on any article of furniture that
- chanced to be near.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!” cried Lilia Porter; “a more than
- usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you suppose?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That's the point,” answered Bell, gleefully. “Here is the letter I have
- just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his
- daughter:”
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Baltimore, March 6th, 18—.
-
- My dear Child:—We do not like to refuse you anything while
- we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well
- insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother
- says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and
- preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the
- fires and lights.
-
- I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking
- advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are
- your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway,
- and you might as well put yourself nominally under their
- care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you,
- perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the
- allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no
- doubt.
-
- Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers
- are still standing.
-
- Your weakly indulgent but affectionate
-
- Father.
-</pre>
- <p>
- “Isn't he a perfect darling!” cried the enraptured quintette.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think,” said demure Patty Weld, “that before we permit ourselves to
- feel too happy, we had better consult <i>our</i> 'powers that be,' and see
- if we can accept Bell's invitation.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,” Bell answered, firmly. “I have
- thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and
- Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead
- you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you
- can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are
- only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you can
- get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. Grandmamma
- lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, and Uncle
- Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight marauders
- that may happen in to pay their respects.”
- </p>
- <p>
- So the “Jolly Six,” as they were called by their schoolmates, separated,
- to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on to
- her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring farmer's
- daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious
- plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great
- amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their
- confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming the
- sternly practical department best suited to her—meat, vegetables,
- and bread—while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various
- little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so tender.
- Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the school, with
- Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the beds, tidying of
- rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and Patty Weld, with
- noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder that cross of an
- old-fashioned girl's life—the washing and wiping of dishes.
- </p>
- <p>
- On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the
- Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, who
- asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Du tell, Isabel!—I didn't expect to see you this mornin',—air
- your folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?” asked Miss
- Miranda.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, no,” laughed Bell; “I'm going to housekeeping myself!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?” cried Miss
- Jane.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates
- over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as
- housekeepers and householders.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Land o' mercy,” moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. “That Pa o' yourn would
- let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man could do sech
- a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house to pieces, I don't
- see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I declare I sha'n't sleep
- a wink for worrying the whole time.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,” said Bell, with some spirit. “If six
- girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few stoves
- and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems to think
- nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's growing wiser
- all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as bright as those
- detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are
- unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your
- key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your
- bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye
- knows anything about flour food.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work,
- for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and
- Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have
- Topsycat while I am here?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, I s'pose so,” said Miss Jane, “though it's been an awful sight of
- work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis'
- Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the first
- week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters every
- mornin'.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome afterward,”
- Bell answered, “but you know it's almost impossible to keep house without
- a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the moment I arrived,
- and is waiting at the gate now.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I don't agree with you,” said Miss Miranda. “'Blessed be nothin', I say,
- when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went next,
- and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. If you have
- a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a barn full of
- critters.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they
- unlocked one frost-bitten door after another.
- </p>
- <p>
- “We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,” said Bell, with chattering teeth;
- “but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse and
- thaw things out.” This was done, and in an hour they were moderately
- comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using only three
- rooms, all on the first floor—the large, handsome family
- sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very
- capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing
- the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters,
- thus making one immensely wide bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- “There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a row,
- and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I certainly
- am a good contriver,” cried Bell, with a triumphant little laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' down
- in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',”
- rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and bred.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for
- cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional
- breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its bright
- drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the mahogany
- extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and silver
- service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room made
- graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and placed
- photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red apples just
- where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her
- Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being
- filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full
- pantry.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, Grandma,” she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and
- bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, “it does look
- lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's no
- danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it would
- burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build the fires
- every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze myself daily
- for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come yet!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes,” said Uncle Harry, “and brought eatables enough for an army—more
- than you girls can devour in a month.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You'll see,” said Bell, laughingly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please
- take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've
- just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station for
- the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most astounding
- thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,—the one he
- takes to town filled with vegetables,—and I am going to keep it for
- our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care for
- public opinion!” said she, with a disdainful gesture.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II—IN THE FIRELIGHT
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO hours later you
- might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's Jerry, with Bell and
- Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, rosy-cheeked girls warmly
- tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even the sober old sun, who had
- been under a cloud that day, poked his head out to see the fun, and became
- so interested that, in spite of himself, he forgot his determination not
- to shine, and did his duty all the afternoon.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,—the cozy
- sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row,
- so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, and
- finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one corner,—there
- arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud enough to shock
- the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor
- corner,” said Bell; “but the common-sense of it will be seen by every
- thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is too
- short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for apples.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,” exclaimed Lilia Porter.
- “Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you are
- talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. Shelter
- before food, say I!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Apartments!” sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. “You are very grand in your
- ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!” and she
- threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party dramatically
- in that direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,” cried Edith
- Lambert. “Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an
- apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be given
- a chair of state.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,” asked Patty, “why those croquet mallets
- and balls are laid out in file round the beds?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come
- in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all to
- a jelly to begin with?” Patty retorted, being of a practical mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That <i>would</i> be rather embarrassing,” answered Bell, with a
- reflective shudder; “I hadn't thought of it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet
- mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?” asked Alice,
- “and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks start
- supper;” whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up a pair
- of small, stout boots on the fender.
- </p>
- <p>
- The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated
- discouragement.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been
- in the house an hour,” said the head cook.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if they
- can. However,” turning again to Alice, “it isn't to be supper, but dinner.
- The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 a.m.,
- luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times betwixt
- and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be completely
- under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship and Fenton. We
- cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss Forsaith. If time
- hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own branches of housework.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,”
- cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. “I dare say we shall be half starved
- as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, Bluebell!”
- </p>
- <p>
- Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have made
- much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so formidable
- were the appetites, and such the merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, dear,” sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, “I will throw
- off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a
- disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with the
- reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a solitary one
- left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded and gone, she
- is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for to-night, so the
- Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our one potato into the
- kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for breakfast. Look in the
- corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' Marion Harland's 'Cook
- Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The Bride's Manual.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and
- noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the
- sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive
- picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the astral
- lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent over
- “Little Women.” Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort of twist,
- from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were straying
- out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark dress, was
- humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was sitting flat on the
- hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the warm occupation of corn
- popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round her face, while Patty
- Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her on a hassock, knitting a
- “fascinator” out of white wool. These two, so thoroughly unlike, were
- never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so inseparable as to be dubbed
- the “Scissors” or “Tongs” by their friends. Alice and Lilia were
- quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's animated expression
- and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the calm face of her
- antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over anything. It was she
- who carried off all the dignity and took the part of presiding goddess of
- the party. The girls all adored her for her beauty and superior age; for
- she had attained the enviable pinnacle of “sweet sixteen.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come,” said Jo, breaking the silence, “let us have refreshments, then a
- good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go to
- bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as no
- one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll be,”
- laughed Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- “She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?” cried Lilia.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Now Lilia,” said Edith, “let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit in
- a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl that
- hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot crack an
- almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up the end of
- the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put the tablecloth on
- crooked, and—oh, dear—now you've stepped in the pop-corn,” as
- Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without knocking something
- over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy flight. “You have such a
- genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at once, I think you must be
- web-footed.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, that's possible,” retorted the unfortunate Lilia; “I've often been
- told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do you realize, girls,” said Edith, after a while, “that we shall all be
- visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this repast?
- I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to the fire,
- so that we can have our good-night chat.”
- </p>
- <p>
- So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the
- lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, the
- yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, braiding
- it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles in the
- air, as all young things are wont to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Girls, dear old girls,” said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence
- of two minutes; “isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything?
- How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have been
- put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and kindly every
- day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into
- thinking about God's care and goodness,” said Edith, “although it's very
- strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little baby
- playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to make
- the letters into words and spell out things for myself.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What a perfect heathen I am,” burst out Jo. “I can't feel any of these
- things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith
- says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the
- letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for that!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Look out of the window, Jo,” said
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell, who was leaning on the sill. “Don't you think if God can make out of
- all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, green,
- springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a wonderful
- thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the frozen earth?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well,” rejoined Jo, dismally, “there's something to begin on out there,
- but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any
- signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to hear
- you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,” said Lilia, confusedly
- struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. “There's lots
- of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Thanks for your encouragement,” said Jo, amid the laughter that followed
- Lilia's peculiar metaphor. “I think if you'll try to handle the spiritual
- bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now don't laugh,
- girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I talk in my usual
- frivolous way.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,” said her loving champion,
- Patty, “but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was it
- who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor
- washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the
- church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a
- headache?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Patty, if you don't desist,” cried Jo, with a flaming face, and
- brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, “I'll throw this at your dear,
- charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a story
- of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as hostess,
- ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it will find
- me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of the
- orchestra.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dear me, I can't begin!” cried Bell, “Nothing ever happened to me except
- going to California and having a double wedding in the family. That's the
- sum total of my adventures.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, you
- do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to you,”
- sighed Lilia. “You never seem to have any trials.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Trials!” rejoined Bell, sarcastically. “I should think I hadn't. Perhaps
- I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old aunty!
- Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and nine, or
- seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left at school
- while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those afflictions?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, I do,” answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; “and I'll never
- allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California story,—that's
- a dear,—for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, well,” said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her
- eyes rested on the cabinet, “I'll tell you the story of these;” and she
- took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by
- fire. “Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as
- 'bookish' and romantic as possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred
- miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father
- was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and
- Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see
- them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in the
- garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that
- California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on the
- trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the peaches
- were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where the crimson
- stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Don't,” cried Jo; “you'll make us discontented with our New England
- apples!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “We were chatting and eating peaches,” continued Bell, “when the gate
- opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us,
- The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I had
- heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the tribe,
- and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; for our
- Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling us tales.
- She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black hair, not so
- coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good features, and the
- prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was dressed gaily and
- handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her lovely, bare, brown
- neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which we noticed at once as
- being very valuable. She stayed there all the afternoon under the
- fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. Mother, meanwhile, had
- gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, and had taken them from her
- neck to examine them. At sunset, when she went home to her wigwam, she
- slipped the necklace into mother's lap, saying, with her sweet trick of
- speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you takie my beads.' Of course, mother
- could not accept them, and Eskaluna departed in quite a disappointed mood.
- I remember being sorry that the pretty young thing was going to marry the
- disagreeable, ugly chief. He was just as jealous and ferocious as he could
- be—wouldn't let her talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and
- had shot one man already because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.”
- </p>
- <p>
- A chorus of “Oh's” and “Ah's” interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew
- round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a “cruel
- coquette” by a young student at Wareham.
- </p>
- <p>
- “In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying
- that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had heard
- that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered whether
- his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of course, and were
- terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral of poor Eskaluna,
- who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. Nakawa told us the
- whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it was. Her lover, the
- chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, and on the afternoon she
- came to our house, he had heard from some crafty villain or other (an
- enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she was false, and, instead of
- intending to marry him, loved a handsome young Indian of another tribe,
- and was planning to run away with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- “This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road
- determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely part
- of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the mountain
- sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San Jacinto
- valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her scarlet
- dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came singing
- along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim at the heart
- that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of birds' feathers;
- shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that she fell in an instant,
- dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the helpless old squaw, he
- escaped into a canon near by.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0053.jpg" alt="0053 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0053.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- “The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the place
- just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We went
- close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of her
- beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the head
- of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,—the
- prettiest neck in the world,—lay this charred string of pearls she
- had worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old
- squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her
- murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he was
- determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at the same
- time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would have been
- much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to think of her
- being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and true; and
- that's the end of my story. Who comes next?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not I, at this hour,” yawned Jo, “but it was a good tale!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!” said Alice, admiringly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have if
- we go to bed,” murmured Edith from her cozy corner. “Come, it is after
- ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.”
- </p>
- <p>
- In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking in
- at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a row, and
- the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III—AN EMERGENCY CASE
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning
- broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. I cannot attempt to
- tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and ingenious bevy of girls
- during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite neighbor, had kept to her
- post of observation, the window, very closely, and had seen much to awaken
- scorn and surprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Wa'al, Jane!” said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, “there they go
- ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's
- pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to laugh
- so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't done up
- their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and they
- hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship is
- as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, for,
- aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and through
- doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that morning,
- when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, that she
- believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a liberty-pole.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the evening,
- their spirits still high and their inventive powers still unimpaired, they
- gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small but appreciative.
- Grandmother was in a private box—the high-backed arm-chair in the
- cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected throne made by
- perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a large pair of
- goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical critic for the
- morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders from Mrs. Carter's famous
- Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student
- earning his college course by odd terms of teaching), and Hugh Pennell,
- his chum and classmate, home on a brief holiday, made quite a brave show
- when seated in three rows, while the unaffected laughter, the open mouths,
- and the staring eyes of “the help,” Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah
- Flagg, who were grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. Jo
- was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly funny
- scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of her
- cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its short
- sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made her
- such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell quite
- laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang “The Last Rose of Summer” with
- all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down of eyelids, and
- kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally accompany it when
- sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally greeted with rapturous
- applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown and smoking-cap for male
- attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice Forsaith, rendering it with
- original Italian words and embraces at the end of every measure.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0063.jpg" alt="0063 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0063.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical
- events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited to
- name them as they followed one another in quick succession,—Eliza
- crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the bloodhounds
- in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble Captain John;
- Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely glitter of his eye;
- and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a stern and rock-bound
- coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. As Uncle Harry sat on
- the table he was obliged to be the center of this thrilling scene, which
- was variously surmised by the audience to be the capture of a slave-ship
- by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a tenement-house fire, the killing
- of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or an impassioned attempt to drag
- Casabianca from the burning deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the kitchen
- to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is
- warm,” said Jo. “Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond
- words!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,” rejoined
- Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,” said Patty, looking
- in at the door, with a superior air; “Columbus discovered America in an
- open boat.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,” quoth
- Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to
- night?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I did,” replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet,
- cupboard, and sink. “Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in
- other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days I
- propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth
- closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her
- hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of
- twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,” responded Jo.
- “I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, Bell, can
- this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of our parlor
- boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate sensibilities'?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think that it may escape criticism,” laughed Bell. “Cover it with a
- clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation
- before it goes in the frying-pan.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!” sighed Lilia, as
- she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the bed, a
- little later. “I have only two things to trouble me. First: my wisdom
- tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my turn to
- build the kitchen fire in the morning.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Console yourself with one thought, my dear,” murmured Bell, drowsily, yet
- sagely. “Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your tooth
- chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the fire.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Don't tell her that,” urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, “or she will be
- feigning toothache constantly.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the
- night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her
- slipping quietly out of bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What's the matter, Lilia!” she whispered.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just
- enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is
- the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand;
- sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, no, hush!” said Lilia. “I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here it
- is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.”
- </p>
- <p>
- So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the head
- of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain growing
- less, fell asleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, glanced
- at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing shriek. This
- in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek on general
- principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked where Bell
- pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a dark, purple
- color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, hearing the
- confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being open, and rolling
- about in surprise, she looked still more alarming.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What on earth is the matter, girls?” she asked, sitting up in bed,
- smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her.
- </p>
- <p>
- “K-k-keep c-c-calm,” said Bell. “Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen
- and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send for
- the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?”
- </p>
- <p>
- Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of
- terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It
- must be a malignant pustule—or spotted fever—or something
- dreadful! What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out
- what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very
- good-looking before.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Girls,” said Bell, “let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too
- quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and,
- Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her
- comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Put on the kettle,” added Patty, “and heat blankets; they always do that
- in emergencies.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Don't frighten me to death,” wailed Lilia, “calling me 'a thing of this
- kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the
- night.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “She had neuralgia in her face,” explained Jo; “that must have had
- something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then dropped
- off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try to keep up
- your courage!”
- </p>
- <p>
- Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many
- groans and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an
- awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the
- very last stages.
- </p>
- <p>
- “But,” cried Alice, perplexed, “it is all very strange, for why does she
- have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from
- mortification in one night?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,” said Patty, who had heard
- about such a case in her own family.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Goodness knows what it is,” exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in nervous
- terror. “What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks to her
- head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her
- 'extremities,' as father calls them—whether to give her a sweat or
- keep her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with
- her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing we
- can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid together.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now
- that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale light
- of the student lamp.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You patient old darling!” cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the
- bed. “We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure to
- be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! what
- bottle have I tipped over under this bed!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It's my neuralgia liniment,” murmured Lilia, faintly. “I bathed my face
- in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for I
- can't get any more here.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your neuralgia lotion!” shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank
- astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal parts.
- “Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious,
- blundering goose!” and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed
- valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm of
- voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle
- Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts and
- gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must at
- least have fallen into convulsions.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Let me see the poor child immediately,” cried Mr. Winship. “What is the
- trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?” looking at
- the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets and
- blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force a pillow
- into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter inaudible. “Are
- you trying to play a joke on me?” continued he, with as much dignity as
- was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, a pair of
- trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane which he had quite
- unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his chamber.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The fact is,” answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately
- hard to regain her sobriety,—“the fact is—Uncle Harry—we
- made—a mistake, and so did—Lilia. There were two bottles just
- alike on the wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five
- minutes in the purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!”
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!” sighed Jo, lifting her head
- from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. “All her face, except part of
- her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple
- blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or
- anything else frightful!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well,” said Edith, slyly, “Bell said mortification had taken place. I
- don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- “Puns are out of place, Edith,” said Bell, severely. “Don't hurry, Uncle
- Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you
- embarrassment.”
- </p>
- <p>
- But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his
- rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the hall,
- and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that it would
- be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him out of bed
- again at five o'clock on a winter's day.
- </p>
- <p>
- As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber,
- but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and then
- made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire should be
- used to some purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started
- the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented
- number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was a
- call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm,
- a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for hauling
- wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the doctor's
- for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. Then
- directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential call
- upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of regard
- several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was unnoticed,
- but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied coming from the
- Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or another. When
- questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of foolishness they
- merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the Winships pig, but that
- it was a visit of condolence and sympathy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV—A WINTER PICNIC
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU may think that
- Lilia's “mortification” was quite an excitement in this enterprising young
- household; yet I assure you that never twenty-four hours passed but a
- ridiculous adventure of some kind overtook the girls. The daily bulletin
- which they carried over to Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy
- inmates in constant wonderment as to what would happen next. Sometimes
- there was a regular programme for the next day, prepared the night before,
- but oftener, things happened of themselves, and when they do that, you
- know, pleasure seems a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is
- unexpected. Uncle Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of
- the gay party of young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter
- openly, and went on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic,
- notwithstanding the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was
- this: On Friday, the boys—Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton,
- and the young schoolmaster—turned the great bare hall in the top of
- the old Winship family house into a woodland bower.
- </p>
- <p>
- By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because
- the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey
- Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had
- finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the
- district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take him
- through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong as his
- name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as gentle and
- chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and manly a lad, and
- withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding his youth, as any
- little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his guardian, and thus
- he had become quite one of the Winship family.
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with
- this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used at
- some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet by
- stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they
- wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens,
- and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners
- or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?” cried Jack, rubbing his cold
- fingers, “but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make birds
- and flowers and brooks!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What's the special difficulty?” asked Geoffrey. “We'll borrow Grandmother
- Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then we'll bring over
- Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be musical enough,
- considering the fact that the thermometer is below zero.”
- </p>
- <p>
- This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic
- forest became tuneful.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of
- white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly
- constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical
- structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and behold,
- their forest bloomed!
- </p>
- <p>
- “But we have finished now, boys,” said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his
- last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They were made
- of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered chopping-tray.)
- “We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing at a picnic, too.
- Good for the small children to fall into, good for drinking, good for
- dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have an idea,” suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder busily
- engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. “I have an
- idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the water run
- into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling the tank from
- the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running streamlet. There's
- your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical tinkle, and possibly
- your small child's watery grave. What could be more romantic?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Out with him!” shouted Geoff. “He ought to be drowned for proposing such
- an apology for a brook.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I fail to see the point,” said Jack; “the sound would be sylvan and
- suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “We'll brook no further argument on the subject,” retorted Hugh; “the
- afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or the
- watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with house
- plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell you, let
- us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em for a
- retreat, in one corner.” After some explanations from Hugh about his plan,
- the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic and
- ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle Harry's
- parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, there was an
- evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with a dozen stones
- from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss Jane Sawyer's
- potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted by two banging
- baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight stove to warm it
- into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by screens of green
- boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed into a green forest,
- vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming flowers.
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the
- desert blooming as the rose!” cried Hugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,” answered
- Jack, dryly, “inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and home
- during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer,
- hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she
- had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly
- stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to
- sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations.
- Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet
- at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go
- in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and
- seeing the girls.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a
- gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother
- Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and extremely
- anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going on.
- </p>
- <p>
- While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers
- were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had
- been a day of disasters from beginning to end—the first really
- mournful one in their experience.
- </p>
- <p>
- It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them before
- they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it went out in
- the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a large coal
- stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret to say that
- this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly so.
- </p>
- <p>
- After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of teeth,
- for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove doors,
- and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. But, dear
- me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, and at last
- the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall before the weather
- would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the inevitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were all
- cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they wanted
- to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might astonish
- more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; Edith, that
- most precise and careful of all little women under the sun, broke a
- platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious omelet, and
- waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her own success,
- when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly into the coal
- hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell fished it hastily
- out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and generally penitent, if an
- omelet can assume that expression. She slapped it on the table severely,
- and said, with a little choke and tear in her voice:
- </p>
- <p>
- “The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he rinsed,
- and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the house for
- breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into the
- buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon
- besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen;
- and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Never,” cried Alice, with much determination. “Sooner eat omelet and coal
- hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What shall we
- take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and no one will
- suspect we haven't breakfasted.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Let's make mince pies,” cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the
- wood-box.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Goose,” answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. “There's plenty of time to
- make mince-meat, of course!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,” said Lilia, with decision, while
- dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. “We had better carry
- the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring bread
- and meat and common things.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, tarts, tarts!” exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. “I
- haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “They must be easy enough,” answered Patty, with calm authority. “Cut a
- hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly and
- bake it; that's simple.”
- </p>
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </h5>
- <p>
- “Glad you think so,” responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and
- cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty
- dish-water pot. “I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty
- before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we touch
- to-day is sure to fail.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'” sang
- Bell, in a spasm of gayety.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,” retorted
- Edith. “Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? Look in the
- cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or hung for two
- weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like fruit-cake, or 'braised'
- or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No,” said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' “but it has to be
- pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Stuff and nonsense,” said Bell, “Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This
- village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England
- Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been
- seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she
- makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she dips her
- turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft gingerbread,
- Patty.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Four cups best New Orleans molasses—”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The molasses is out,” said Jo; “find jelly-cake.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Jelly all gone,” said Bell; “where, I can't think, for there were
- seventeen tumblers.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,” said Alice, reminiscently.
- “How about doughnuts?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “All right,” Bell answered, “of course you'll go to the store for more
- eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, jelly,
- patience, and luck.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books,
- vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country
- store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have been
- thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and light as
- air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one another in
- the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed with a headache,
- leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion and uproar. I cannot
- bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that dreadful day, but Bell
- had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had gone to the store-room
- for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of frozen “something” very like
- mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious discovery! She flew back to the
- kitchen, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- “Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot of
- mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You trust
- to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It
- thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became
- very thin and curious in its appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,” said Lilia
- to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom crust on a
- pie plate.
- </p>
- <p>
- “We-l-l, it does!” owned the head cook, frankly; “but I suppose it will
- boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Very natural,” said Lilia, dryly. “It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to tell
- the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to imagine
- mince-meat ought to look.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in,
- and I'll hold the plate.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of dough
- over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a ventilator,
- and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of relief.
- </p>
- <p>
- Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work,
- walked in with a can of kerosene.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?” asked Patty,
- pointing to the frying-pan.
- </p>
- <p>
- Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful
- certainty and disdain: “'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's
- foot.”
- </p>
- <p>
- This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the
- kitchen-maids.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Gracious,” cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin at
- the same time. “What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it
- melted. What is it, then?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Suet,” answered cruel Betty Bean. “Your ma chopped it and done it up in
- molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's cold;
- and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good deal of
- apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.”
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this
- half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely
- lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider
- filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and
- swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door,
- and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy
- roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Never mind, Bluebell,” cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her
- hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her
- flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. “You can use the rest of
- the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up
- be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!”
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with savage
- emphasis:
- </p>
- <p>
- “If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle Harry
- or the boys know about it, I'll—I don't know what I'll do,” finished
- she, weakly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That's a fearful threat,” laughed Jo,—“'The King of France and
- fifty thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with comforting
- gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven o'clock in the
- evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen tidied; then six as
- tired young housewives stretched themselves before the parlor fire as a
- bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and pretty, was curled upon the
- sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls were lounging in different
- attitudes of dejection, all with from one to three burned fingers
- enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor were painfully meager,—a
- colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, molasses ginger-bread, and
- a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in the kitchen closet lay a
- melancholy pile of failure,—Alice's pop-overs, which had refused to
- pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's cake that would have
- made any newly married couple feel as if they were at the funeral of their
- own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in their journey through the
- cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain things very nicely, and
- were considered remarkable caterers by their admiring family of
- school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted were entirely beyond
- their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in the closet.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, dear,” sighed Lilia. “Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I
- don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested
- enough to go to-morrow?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I was thinking,” said Edith, dreamily, “that we have only seven more days
- to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't care very
- much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up housekeeping. The
- chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning yesterday. We never
- looked into the store-room nor bought anything in advance nor settled what
- we should cook.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well,” said Bell, waking up a little, “we will crowd everything possible
- into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow is Saturday
- and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort of a 'pow-wow,'
- as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their invitation, and
- then we'll think of something perfectly grand and stupendous for Friday,
- our last day of fun. It will take from that until Monday to get the house
- into something like order for my mother's return. (This with a remorseful
- recollection of the terrible back bed-room, where everything imaginable
- had been 'dumped' for a week past.)
- </p>
- <p>
- “I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,” called Alice, faintly, from
- the distance. “I will do it in the morning while you are packing the
- luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try to
- mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody will
- know which is which.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery
- for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of
- dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,—hats
- that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They
- had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with funny
- silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various adventures.
- Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; Bell's a mammoth
- pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied colored scarfs of
- ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried grasses, oats, and
- everlastings.
- </p>
- <p>
- Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the
- next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke
- entirely refreshed and ready for the fray.
- </p>
- <p>
- The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not
- very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of
- windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The
- surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered
- into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that they
- had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty a one
- as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how lovely a
- picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral surroundings.
- Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, sweet and bright
- from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. Bell was radiant,
- issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying here and there,
- laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's device), and talking
- merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining with mischief under her
- great straw hat.
- </p>
- <p>
- Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this were
- the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while the
- embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and danced
- on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were alive.
- </p>
- <p>
- The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for the
- boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was simply
- delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with
- affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and boys
- particularly affect—jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies.
- How the girls remembered their closetful of “attempts” at home; how they
- roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how they
- discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato versus
- boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance they discussed
- questions of household economy, and interlarded their conversation with
- quotations from the “Young Housekeeper's Friend,” and the “Bride's
- Manual.”
- </p>
- <p>
- In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,—some quiet, more
- not at all so,—until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short
- days, they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the
- snow, baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics
- should be confined to summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What a gl-orious time we've had!” exclaimed Jo, as they busied themselves
- about the home dining-room. “Yesterday seems like a horrible nightmare,
- or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, and if we
- hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we carried were
- not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the buns, and Patty's
- doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,” quoth Edith, in a sly aside.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well,” admitted Patty, ruefully, “there certainly was quite enough
- saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the
- bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's cake,
- indeed!” she finished with a scornful smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- “True!” said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had
- been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; “I can't deny it.
- Proceed with your sarcasm.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda says,”
- exclaimed Alice. “Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! The
- closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less said
- about the back bedroom the better.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to
- improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big
- aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made
- fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and
- otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of order
- which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and trials
- of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V—OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ONDAY morning
- broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind whistled and blew
- about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying the clothes-line round the
- chimneys and fastening it to the strong pine-trees in front, for greater
- safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it hailed at seven, rained at eight,
- stopped at nine, and presently began to go through the same varied
- programme. After breakfast, Bell went to the window and stood dreamily
- flattening her nose against the pane, while the others busied themselves
- about their several tasks.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, girls,” said she at length, “we've had four different kinds of
- weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it
- doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to
- come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to
- amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before it
- rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the way; who
- knows!”
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard wrapped
- in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and framing
- her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless from a race
- across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella right side out.
- She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving the doors all open,
- and sank into a chair, with an expression of mysterious mirth in her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Guess what's happened!” she asked, with sparkling eyes. “I have the most
- enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never will think,
- and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all invited to tea
- this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't that 'ridikilis'?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do tell, Isabel,” squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of
- Miss Sawyer, “air you a-going to accept?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,” said Edith Lambert. “I should like to see
- the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it saves
- cooking.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “We are remarkably favored,” laughed Bell. “I don't believe that anybody
- has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years
- ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and father
- died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They were
- quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house all
- furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and pictures. All
- the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's heart, and get
- her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has been changed in
- all these years, except that they have bought a cooking-stove. Miss Jane
- hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed of the stove, I think; as
- to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, or a carpet-sweeper,—why,
- she would as soon think of changing the fashion of her bonnet! I believe
- there isn't such a curious house, nor another pair of such dried-up,
- half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the country. There's Emma Jane with
- the butter! I'll meet her at the back door, get her to peel some potatoes
- and apples, make her sew a white ruffle in her neck, and make some
- original remark.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The
- old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled
- with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant and
- gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of
- asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal
- flower-de-luce,—all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose
- hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and steal
- their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white clam-shells,
- where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, bachelor's-buttons,
- larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would Miss Miranda allow
- within these sacred ancient places, no begonias, gladioli, and “sech,”
- with their new-fangled, heathenish, unpronounceable names. The old flowers
- were good enough for her; and, certainly, they made a blooming spot about
- the dark house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds
- perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay
- over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping them
- just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way common to
- snow.
- </p>
- <p>
- But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, the rooms
- inside seemed even more so. The “keeping-room” had been refurnished
- fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been kept, that there
- still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over the stiff black
- hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, surrounded by the
- Sawyer family photographs—husbands and wives always taken in
- affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be misunderstood.
- In a corner stood the mahogany “what-not” with its bead watch-cases,
- shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, together with more
- family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on the top shelf, and a
- marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. Then there was a
- gorgeous “drawn in” rug before the fireplace, with impossible purple roses
- and pink leaves on its surface, and a marble-topped table holding a
- magnificent lamp with a glass fringe around it, and a large piece of red
- flannel floating in the kerosene.
- </p>
- <p>
- All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor granted
- at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the curiosities in
- the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though their sobriety was
- almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of art which Miss
- Miranda held up for their reverential admiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were
- four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy
- occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed up
- the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The
- counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There was
- the “wild-goose chase,” the “log cabin,” the “rocky mountain,” the “Irish
- plaid,” and a “charm quilt,” in twelve hundred pieces, no two of which
- were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton curtains with
- elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow with a
- yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of Napoleon
- crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and of a
- sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never an
- outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a
- skittish-looking pony.
- </p>
- <p>
- These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's
- favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a
- painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest
- sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that
- Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her
- skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary were
- seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; His
- Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a brook
- was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him on the
- bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as well it
- might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the others Miss
- Hannah's last and finest effort—“Maidens welcoming General
- Washington in the streets of Alexandria.” The maidens, thirteen in number,
- were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as to hair, long
- as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and carrying bouquets
- of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with green ribbon.
- </p>
- <p>
- The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their
- tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare supper.
- </p>
- <p>
- “My reputation is gone,” whispered Jo, solemnly. “To think that I should
- have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon;
- but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of my
- politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me instead
- of frowning at me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What do you think?” cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking down
- her chair in so doing, “I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and see if
- they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, Jo?”
- </p>
- <p>
- The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door
- stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, “Can't we set the table or
- help in any way, Miss Miranda?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you
- wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter girl
- may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up the
- kitchen.”
- </p>
- <p>
- So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting
- under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing of
- Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been suffered to
- touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of extreme care,
- she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to set the chairs
- around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in cutting the dried
- beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on each of her
- fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little calendars of
- suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she did not murmur,
- as most of her mistakes implicated other people.
- </p>
- <p>
- At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss Miranda
- was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink “chany”
- set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes of great
- magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and cream, a
- green dragon plate the cookies, and the “Sheltered Peasant” saucers came
- in for general admiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda
- biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; a
- blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full of
- delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, creamy
- cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin pie, baked
- in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and indigestible-est of
- all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar gingerbread besides. This array
- of good things being taken in with rapid and rabid glances, the girls
- exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and even emitted audible signs of
- happiness. To say that they did justice to the repast would be a feeble
- expression, for in truth the meals of their own preparation were irregular
- as to time, indifferent as to quality, and sometimes, when they calculated
- carelessly and unwisely, even small as to quantity.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0127.jpg" alt="0127 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0127.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to a
- string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of
- information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss
- Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they rose to
- go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed atmosphere
- that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the quaint,
- old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New England
- goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of conversation had
- exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their leave, and the
- sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated in from the
- country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a fan excitedly to
- and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and pink from the
- unwonted dissipation.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Wall, Jane,” said she, “it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis'
- Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when
- her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, them
- do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “They seemed to enjoy their supper,” said Miss Jane; “I never saw girls
- make a heartier meal.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “They did for certain,” continued Miranda, “too hearty most. I thought.
- That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, that'll
- sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake till I was
- afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very thankful we
- hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.”
- </p>
- <p>
- And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle,
- and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their
- bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous.
- </p>
- <p>
- Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and the
- deep “slush” beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a hearty
- laugh and jest.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!” exclaimed Patty, as they
- opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. And,
- indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms they had
- left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and touched the
- marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds were fast asleep
- with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog and cat were
- snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young people, as well
- as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss Miranda's and Miss
- Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider outlook, and quite
- different problems and responsibilities.
- </p>
- <p>
- “We never can be jollier than this!” cried Lilia, in an irrepressible
- burst of appreciation. “Oh, that it might last forever, and that
- seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! Then
- we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, taking
- tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good supper
- that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with remorse
- when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only skillful,
- energetic, and ingenious!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You're the very essence of thanklessness!” answered Bell, in high
- dudgeon. “It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls,
- when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far
- removed from a zoological garden when <i>you</i> return to it, that is
- certain!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,” said Lilia, in feigned
- repentance. “It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your anger until
- after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to be visited upon
- us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and crackers.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better to
- draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too much
- about food,” said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, but never
- called attention to it. “When you have done with your nonsense, I have
- something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have only four days, 'tis
- true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must go away with
- flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius that the
- village will talk of us for months to come.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Si-lence in court!” cried Jo, impressively. “Let me offer you the coal
- hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a
- policeman.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a
- comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers and
- seniors?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Indeed I do,” laughed Bell, in recollection. “We girls took all the
- characters. What fun it was!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The
- boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would
- be irresistibly funny. What do you think?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I like the idea,” exclaimed Patty Weld. “Uncle Harry's large hall would
- be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “So it is; how fortunate,” agreed Alice; “we couldn't think of anything
- that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be
- the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. Jo
- will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest of us
- can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young Lochinvar,
- if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell—” this with a sly
- glance at her hostess.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes,” said Edith, “and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven bridegroom,'
- who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,” continued Bell; “he does
- that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. Phil
- Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform the
- piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience will
- stand erect.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “But, oh, the labor of it, girls!” sighed Patty—“wooden horses to be
- made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery
- to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning before
- us?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nonsense, of course we can,” rejoined Bell, energetically. “We will
- consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, and
- costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at five
- to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of—”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,” finished Lilia, with grim sarcasm.
- “If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the cooking! How
- are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should like to know?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they
- humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you
- gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be starved
- beforehand by way of getting used to it,” retorted Lilia, as she lighted
- the bedroom candles. “Come, dears, do cover the fire; it was sleepy-time
- an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, look through the
- piazza window.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering
- crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted
- finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark,
- and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter
- into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters
- tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver
- string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the
- dazzling winter moonlight.
- </p>
- <p>
- Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all drawn
- closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, and the
- solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One minute
- passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at length Bell
- impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: “If the minister were
- here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to whisper, 'Dear Lord,
- make us pure and white within, as thy world is without.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Amen,” murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pull down the curtain,” sighed Jo; “it makes me feel wicked!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!” pleaded Edith, “it is too heavenly and
- it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's 'St.
- Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from her
- convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of heaven—the
- poem you recited for the medal, Alice,—say a verse of it.” And
- Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- “As these white robes are soil'd and
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- dark
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To yonder shining ground;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- As this pale taper's earthly spark,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To yonder argent round;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So shines my soul before the Lamb,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My spirit before Thee;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So in mine earthly house I am
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To that I hope to be!”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /> <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI—“THE END OF THE PLAY”
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">O</span>N the next
- morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, the six
- housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the sun,
- accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite
- behindhand and outshone.
- </p>
- <p>
- In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the girls
- were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it held up
- its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation points of
- surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of their warm
- nests before the world was lighted or heated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were
- farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily
- preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous to
- behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. They
- consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, colored
- stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and jaunty
- little caps with bobbing quills.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of “Young
- Lochinvar,” the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see
- the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East
- Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower
- Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles
- and cousins.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,—and
- fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they would
- have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, mirror in
- hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she had not
- succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable Scottish
- dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and spectacles.
- Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to Hugh, that he
- might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance for Lochinvar,
- while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek expression for the
- jilted bridegroom.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0145.jpg" alt="0145 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0145.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to “get up” her courage.
- As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one for a Scottish
- bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and certainly she
- looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for Lochinvar's rash
- folly. It was of some shining white material, and came below the ankle,
- just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; the skirt was
- 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and full, with short
- puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown of flowers made her
- as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma Jane Perkins stood in
- one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her red hair was waved and
- hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. She hoped she could be
- trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of beauty at the right
- moment, but felt a little doubtful.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Are you ready, young fry?” asked he. “It is half-past seven, and we ought
- to begin.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell them
- the prima donna is dangerously ill!” gasped Bell, faintly, fanning herself
- with a box-cover. “I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, are you
- perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we elope?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the
- poem say:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'Through all the wide Border his steed
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- was the best?
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- “And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?”—pointing to a wild
- and cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of “Young Lochinvar,” and many a
- time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- West,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Through all the wide Border his steed
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- was the best,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And, save his good broadsword, he
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- weapons had none;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- He rode all unarmed, and he rode all
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- alone.
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So faithful in love, and so dauntless in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- There never was knight like the young
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not for
- brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted at
- Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had
- consented to be married to another:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For a laggard in love and a dastard in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen and
- bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion that the
- bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being struck
- quite dumb:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- “Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- inivar,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar?”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past
- times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now
- merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for
- although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks her
- health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; then
- he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, and
- leads the dance with her,—he so stately, she so lovely, that they
- are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus
- treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she
- apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment
- they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall,
- where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought
- the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her
- on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- “She is won! We are gone, over ban,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- bush, and scaur;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- They'll have fleet steeds that follow
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- quoth young Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and hasty
- mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing over the
- fields, but “the laggard in love and the dastard in war” never recovers
- his lost Ellen.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So daring in love, and so dauntless in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Have ye e'er heard of gallant like
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- young Lochinvar?
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the audience
- was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of the stage
- with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or verse by
- verse, to explain the action.
- </p>
- <p>
- During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a
- prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to
- match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper
- designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers
- with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. His
- costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he careered
- wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as he rode to
- the wedding, was perfectly irresistible.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all
- assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the
- determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' sake.
- Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who demanded
- his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to be
- peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling
- permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the bride.
- She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the spirit,
- and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and promenaded
- about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on wretchedly, the
- parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- “'Tivere better by far
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- To have matched our fair cousin with
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- young Lochinvar.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young
- Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the
- supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in
- horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed signs
- of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at length to the
- plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then Lochinvar
- darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,—rather an
- unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances,
- inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of
- the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity
- and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was the
- work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness,
- utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A
- pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front
- legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and
- decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces.
- Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, leaped
- up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a snail's
- pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. When half
- way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed to have
- forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed it must be some
- part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in pantomime; Lochinvar
- refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; she pouted and
- seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she could have her
- own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, and Ellen ran up a
- secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly traps. Greatly to the
- merriment of the observers, she loaded them on the docile horse in the
- very face of Lochinvar's displeasure—two small looking-glasses, a
- bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely drew on a pair of huge
- India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, and just as her lover's
- patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be remounted. The second trip
- across the stage was accomplished in safety, though with anything but the
- fleetness common to elopements either in life or in poetry.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then came the pursuit—a most graphic and stirring scene, giving
- large opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on
- dashing hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot
- excitement; four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads,
- running hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father,
- limping in and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory
- daughter; and last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot,
- with never a horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued to
- laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The
- performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and seemed
- all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright bevy of
- young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed his youth,
- and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed pleasure. The hero
- and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so generously provided dramatic
- opportunities for the minor actors that all had enjoyed an equal chance in
- the favor of the audience. There was neither envy, jealousy, nor
- heartburning; each of the girls gloried in the achievements of the others,
- and confessed that the mechanical ingenuity of the boys had made the
- triumph possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many
- farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young
- squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, sad
- thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and cheery
- to be gloomy.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Depart, fun and frolic!” sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. “Depart,
- breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter,
- boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is really too awful to think or to speak about,” sighed Jo. “Now I
- know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the garden;
- only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of knowledge,
- while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever be
- troubled with indigestion,” dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the
- “Jolly Six.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching
- school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried
- liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,” said Alice.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Think of us,” cried Geoff, “going back to college, and settling into
- regular 'digs.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,” said Edith, saucily, “you'll
- never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines of learning,
- that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger Indian, I should
- say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what matchless
- war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate hair in Betty
- Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close together and
- trembled visibly!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It was a wonderful evening,” remarked Hugh. “There were persons there who
- said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I don't want to annoy you,” laughed Jo, “but I heard exactly the
- opposite.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Which only goes to show that both of us are both,” retorted Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in
- parsing and analysis has had its effect,” said Patty. “Look at our angel
- cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall
- light shining through all its sweet little windows'?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,” observed Alice, as she saw a small
- cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Good night and sweet dreams,” called the hoys, when Geoffrey had unlocked
- the door of the cottage.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sweet dreams, indeed!” the girls answered in chorus. “The kitchen closet
- to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four hours'
- dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,” reminded Hugh. “We'll
- take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning of the
- shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give one rousing
- cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the century!”
- </p>
- <p>
- The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty vigor.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,” cried
- Bell, modestly; “the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged the
- model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model
- parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright
- idea?”
- </p>
- <p>
- More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but her
- bright idea to keep her company,” said Jo Fenton, suggestively.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' Hip,
- hip, hurrah!” and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and across
- the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch shell, an
- instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his men to dinner
- in haying time. Had it not been for this message of correction it is
- possible the enthusiastic young people might have cheered one another till
- midnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone,
- and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the
- empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper,
- tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the “Jolly
- Six.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- How dear to our hearts are the scenes of
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- vacation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- When fond recollection presents them
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- to view!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and—chief
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- recreation—
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- That gayest of picnics with squires so
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- true!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And note, torn away from the loved situ-
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- ation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The hump of conceit will explosively
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- swell,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- As proudly we think, never since the
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- creation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Did any young housekeepers keep
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- house so well!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Think not our great genius too highly
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- we've rated,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For all that belongs to the kitchen we
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- know;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And feel that from infancy we have been
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- fated
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For scrubbing and cooking, far more
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- than for show.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- charming,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So toothsome the compounds we often
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- have mixed,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- That though you would think the news
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- somewhat alarming,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- On housekeeping ever our minds are
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- quite fixed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Good-by to all hope of a fame uni-
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- versal!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Farewell, vain ambition,—that way
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- madness lies!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The rest of our youth shall be one long
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- rehearsal
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For life in six cottages, all of this
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- size!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <h3>
- B. W.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- J. F.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- P. W.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- A. F.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- E. L.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- L. P.
- </h3>
- <p class="indent10">
- X
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Their joint mark.
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Witnessed by me this morning,
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Jack Frost, Notary Public.
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Sealed with a snow flake.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate
- behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted.
- </p>
- <p>
- “They are awfully jolly girls,” said Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Better than jolly,” added Geoffrey, thoughtfully.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,” agreed
- Hugh. “None like'em in Brunswick.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Or in Portland.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Or in Bath.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Or in Augusta.”
- </p>
- <p>
- And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of
- view.
- </p>
- <p>
- The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, but
- fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six laughing
- faces as before.
- </p>
- <p>
- A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the door-step,
- twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs which girlish
- hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew away disappointed. In
- the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her high-backed chair,
- knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at her post by the
- window, drearily watching the sun go down.
- </p>
- <p>
- She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face.
- “Mi-randy!” called she, sharply.
- </p>
- <p>
- No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down here
- from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia has
- her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad one of
- 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she was
- ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them
- young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!”
- continued Miss Jane. “I should like to give one girl a chance of being a
- brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin',
- Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!”
- </p>
- <p>
- No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck by
- lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to its
- foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the
- hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a
- child's hand might pull her tail in days to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It does seem dreadful lonesome,” Miss Miranda agreed, after a long pause.
- “Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life that's
- gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as I said.
- Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' work, too.
- Of course, you've thought o' that?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “We take about so many steps, anyway,” argued Miss Jane, “and if the
- child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha ain't
- so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her comp'ny—even
- two cats is better'n one.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “There goes Emma Jane Perkins,” exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post of
- observation. “She looks different somehow. I've always said I should think
- her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her
- hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' her
- spring medicine.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that
- trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,” rejoined Miss Jane, wisely.
- “Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd
- taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take
- Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full of
- her own fancies to be easy managed.”
- </p>
- <p>
- This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of fact, Mrs.
- Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, industrious, and
- of much assistance with the house-work, and as a matter of fact it was the
- somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from the far-away farm to live in
- the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss Miranda. And all that befell
- this new family circle, formed almost by accident, and all that Rebecca
- did, or became, as well as everything that happened during the gradual
- beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was, as you see, the indirect result of
- Bell Winship's madcap experiment in housekeeping.
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
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The pussy + willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but although it takes a + deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, they shivered in their + brown skins and despaired of making their annual appearance even by April + Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the South, having received + private advices from the snow-birds that State o' Maine weather, in the + present season, was only fitted for Arctic explorers. The air was keen and + nipping and the wind blew steadily from the north and howled about the + chimneys until one hardly knew whether to hug the warmth of the open fire + or to go out and battle with the elements. + </p> + <p> + Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were still + “young females” when all this happened)—little did they care about + snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the afternoon + skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in the + window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate “<i>Hoc opus hic + labor est</i>” with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or the + glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber boots, + muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old mink cape), + and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in mathematics or + philosophy! + </p> + <p> + These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and + cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and the + “young females” who graced that institution of learning were not + inconsolable. + </p> + <p> + Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other + nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, five + little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their + presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor. + </p> + <p> + Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on the + minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing + remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the + morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed to + be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, all + told. + </p> + <p> + The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled, + but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great dignity + in these words: + </p> + <p> + “Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to the + ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I wish to + impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves to the + afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,” she continued, + still impressively, “that my highly respected parents are both away for + the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and it occurred to me + as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six girls should go over + and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and untrammeled.” Here the + tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the overmastering enthusiasm of + the audience. Cheers and applause greeted her. Everybody pounded with + whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on any article of furniture that + chanced to be near. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!” cried Lilia Porter; “a more than + usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you suppose?” + </p> + <p> + “That's the point,” answered Bell, gleefully. “Here is the letter I have + just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his + daughter:” + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + Baltimore, March 6th, 18—. + + My dear Child:—We do not like to refuse you anything while + we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well + insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother + says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and + preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the + fires and lights. + + I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking + advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are + your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway, + and you might as well put yourself nominally under their + care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you, + perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the + allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no + doubt. + + Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers + are still standing. + + Your weakly indulgent but affectionate + + Father. +</pre> + <p> + “Isn't he a perfect darling!” cried the enraptured quintette. + </p> + <p> + “I think,” said demure Patty Weld, “that before we permit ourselves to + feel too happy, we had better consult <i>our</i> 'powers that be,' and see + if we can accept Bell's invitation.” + </p> + <p> + “I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,” Bell answered, firmly. “I have + thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and + Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead + you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you + can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are + only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you can + get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. Grandmamma + lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, and Uncle + Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight marauders + that may happen in to pay their respects.” + </p> + <p> + So the “Jolly Six,” as they were called by their schoolmates, separated, + to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on to + her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring farmer's + daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege. + </p> + <p> + The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious + plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great + amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their + confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming the + sternly practical department best suited to her—meat, vegetables, + and bread—while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various + little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so tender. + Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the school, with + Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the beds, tidying of + rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and Patty Weld, with + noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder that cross of an + old-fashioned girl's life—the washing and wiping of dishes. + </p> + <p> + On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the + Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, who + asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them. + </p> + <p> + “Du tell, Isabel!—I didn't expect to see you this mornin',—air + your folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?” asked Miss + Miranda. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no,” laughed Bell; “I'm going to housekeeping myself!” + </p> + <p> + “Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?” cried Miss + Jane. + </p> + <p> + “Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates + over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as + housekeepers and householders.” + </p> + <p> + “Land o' mercy,” moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. “That Pa o' yourn would + let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man could do sech + a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house to pieces, I don't + see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I declare I sha'n't sleep + a wink for worrying the whole time.” + </p> + <p> + “You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,” said Bell, with some spirit. “If six + girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few stoves + and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems to think + nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's growing wiser + all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as bright as those + detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are + unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your + key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your + bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye + knows anything about flour food.” + </p> + <p> + “Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work, + for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and + Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have + Topsycat while I am here?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I s'pose so,” said Miss Jane, “though it's been an awful sight of + work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis' + Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the first + week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters every + mornin'.” + </p> + <p> + “I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome afterward,” + Bell answered, “but you know it's almost impossible to keep house without + a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the moment I arrived, + and is waiting at the gate now.” + </p> + <p> + “I don't agree with you,” said Miss Miranda. “'Blessed be nothin', I say, + when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went next, + and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. If you have + a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a barn full of + critters.” + </p> + <p> + The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they + unlocked one frost-bitten door after another. + </p> + <p> + “We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,” said Bell, with chattering teeth; + “but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse and + thaw things out.” This was done, and in an hour they were moderately + comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using only three + rooms, all on the first floor—the large, handsome family + sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very + capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing + the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters, + thus making one immensely wide bed. + </p> + <p> + “There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a row, + and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I certainly + am a good contriver,” cried Bell, with a triumphant little laugh. + </p> + <p> + “It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' down + in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',” + rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and bred. + </p> + <p> + The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for + cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional + breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its bright + drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the mahogany + extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and silver + service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room made + graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and placed + photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red apples just + where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her + Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being + filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full + pantry. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Grandma,” she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and + bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, “it does look + lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's no + danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it would + burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build the fires + every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze myself daily + for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come yet!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Uncle Harry, “and brought eatables enough for an army—more + than you girls can devour in a month.” + </p> + <p> + “You'll see,” said Bell, laughingly. + </p> + <p> + “You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please + take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've + just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station for + the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most astounding + thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,—the one he + takes to town filled with vegetables,—and I am going to keep it for + our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care for + public opinion!” said she, with a disdainful gesture. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER II—IN THE FIRELIGHT + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO hours later you + might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's Jerry, with Bell and + Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, rosy-cheeked girls warmly + tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even the sober old sun, who had + been under a cloud that day, poked his head out to see the fun, and became + so interested that, in spite of himself, he forgot his determination not + to shine, and did his duty all the afternoon. + </p> + <p> + When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,—the cozy + sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row, + so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, and + finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one corner,—there + arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud enough to shock + the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered. + </p> + <p> + “I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor + corner,” said Bell; “but the common-sense of it will be seen by every + thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is too + short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for apples.” + </p> + <p> + “Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,” exclaimed Lilia Porter. + “Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you are + talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. Shelter + before food, say I!” + </p> + <p> + “Apartments!” sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. “You are very grand in your + ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!” and she + threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party dramatically + in that direction. + </p> + <p> + “Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,” cried Edith + Lambert. “Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an + apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be given + a chair of state.” + </p> + <p> + “Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,” asked Patty, “why those croquet mallets + and balls are laid out in file round the beds?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come + in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all to + a jelly to begin with?” Patty retorted, being of a practical mind. + </p> + <p> + “That <i>would</i> be rather embarrassing,” answered Bell, with a + reflective shudder; “I hadn't thought of it.” + </p> + <p> + “What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet + mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?” asked Alice, + “and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks start + supper;” whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up a pair + of small, stout boots on the fender. + </p> + <p> + The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated + discouragement. + </p> + <p> + “I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been + in the house an hour,” said the head cook. + </p> + <p> + “Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if they + can. However,” turning again to Alice, “it isn't to be supper, but dinner. + The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 a.m., + luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times betwixt + and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be completely + under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship and Fenton. We + cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss Forsaith. If time + hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own branches of housework.” + </p> + <p> + “If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,” + cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. “I dare say we shall be half starved + as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, Bluebell!” + </p> + <p> + Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have made + much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so formidable + were the appetites, and such the merriment. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, dear,” sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, “I will throw + off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a + disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with the + reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a solitary one + left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded and gone, she + is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for to-night, so the + Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our one potato into the + kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for breakfast. Look in the + corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' Marion Harland's 'Cook + Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The Bride's Manual.'” + </p> + <p> + At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and + noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the + sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive + picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the astral + lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent over + “Little Women.” Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort of twist, + from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were straying + out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark dress, was + humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was sitting flat on the + hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the warm occupation of corn + popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round her face, while Patty + Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her on a hassock, knitting a + “fascinator” out of white wool. These two, so thoroughly unlike, were + never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so inseparable as to be dubbed + the “Scissors” or “Tongs” by their friends. Alice and Lilia were + quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's animated expression + and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the calm face of her + antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over anything. It was she + who carried off all the dignity and took the part of presiding goddess of + the party. The girls all adored her for her beauty and superior age; for + she had attained the enviable pinnacle of “sweet sixteen.” + </p> + <p> + “Come,” said Jo, breaking the silence, “let us have refreshments, then a + good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go to + bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as no + one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.” + </p> + <p> + “Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll be,” + laughed Bell. + </p> + <p> + “She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?” cried Lilia. + </p> + <p> + “Now Lilia,” said Edith, “let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit in + a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl that + hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot crack an + almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up the end of + the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put the tablecloth on + crooked, and—oh, dear—now you've stepped in the pop-corn,” as + Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without knocking something + over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy flight. “You have such a + genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at once, I think you must be + web-footed.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, that's possible,” retorted the unfortunate Lilia; “I've often been + told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you realize, girls,” said Edith, after a while, “that we shall all be + visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this repast? + I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to the fire, + so that we can have our good-night chat.” + </p> + <p> + So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the + lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, the + yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, braiding + it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles in the + air, as all young things are wont to do. + </p> + <p> + “Girls, dear old girls,” said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence + of two minutes; “isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything? + How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have been + put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and kindly every + day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.” + </p> + <p> + “It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into + thinking about God's care and goodness,” said Edith, “although it's very + strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little baby + playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to make + the letters into words and spell out things for myself.” + </p> + <p> + “What a perfect heathen I am,” burst out Jo. “I can't feel any of these + things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith + says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the + letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for that!” + </p> + <p> + “Look out of the window, Jo,” said + </p> + <p> + Bell, who was leaning on the sill. “Don't you think if God can make out of + all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, green, + springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a wonderful + thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the frozen earth?” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” rejoined Jo, dismally, “there's something to begin on out there, + but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any + signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to hear + you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.” + </p> + <p> + “I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,” said Lilia, confusedly + struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. “There's lots + of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.” + </p> + <p> + “Thanks for your encouragement,” said Jo, amid the laughter that followed + Lilia's peculiar metaphor. “I think if you'll try to handle the spiritual + bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now don't laugh, + girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I talk in my usual + frivolous way.” + </p> + <p> + “You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,” said her loving champion, + Patty, “but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was it + who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor + washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the + church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a + headache?” + </p> + <p> + “Patty, if you don't desist,” cried Jo, with a flaming face, and + brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, “I'll throw this at your dear, + charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a story + of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as hostess, + ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it will find + me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of the + orchestra.” + </p> + <p> + “Dear me, I can't begin!” cried Bell, “Nothing ever happened to me except + going to California and having a double wedding in the family. That's the + sum total of my adventures.” + </p> + <p> + “Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, you + do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to you,” + sighed Lilia. “You never seem to have any trials.” + </p> + <p> + “Trials!” rejoined Bell, sarcastically. “I should think I hadn't. Perhaps + I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old aunty! + Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and nine, or + seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left at school + while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those afflictions?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I do,” answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; “and I'll never + allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California story,—that's + a dear,—for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, well,” said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her + eyes rested on the cabinet, “I'll tell you the story of these;” and she + took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by + fire. “Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as + 'bookish' and romantic as possible. + </p> + <p> + “Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred + miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father + was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and + Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see + them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in the + garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that + California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on the + trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the peaches + were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where the crimson + stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.” + </p> + <p> + “Don't,” cried Jo; “you'll make us discontented with our New England + apples!” + </p> + <p> + “We were chatting and eating peaches,” continued Bell, “when the gate + opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us, + The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I had + heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the tribe, + and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; for our + Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling us tales. + She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black hair, not so + coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good features, and the + prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was dressed gaily and + handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her lovely, bare, brown + neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which we noticed at once as + being very valuable. She stayed there all the afternoon under the + fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. Mother, meanwhile, had + gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, and had taken them from her + neck to examine them. At sunset, when she went home to her wigwam, she + slipped the necklace into mother's lap, saying, with her sweet trick of + speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you takie my beads.' Of course, mother + could not accept them, and Eskaluna departed in quite a disappointed mood. + I remember being sorry that the pretty young thing was going to marry the + disagreeable, ugly chief. He was just as jealous and ferocious as he could + be—wouldn't let her talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and + had shot one man already because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.” + </p> + <p> + A chorus of “Oh's” and “Ah's” interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew + round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a “cruel + coquette” by a young student at Wareham. + </p> + <p> + “In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying + that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had heard + that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered whether + his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of course, and were + terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral of poor Eskaluna, + who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. Nakawa told us the + whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it was. Her lover, the + chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, and on the afternoon she + came to our house, he had heard from some crafty villain or other (an + enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she was false, and, instead of + intending to marry him, loved a handsome young Indian of another tribe, + and was planning to run away with him. + </p> + <p> + “This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road + determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely part + of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the mountain + sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San Jacinto + valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her scarlet + dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came singing + along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim at the heart + that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of birds' feathers; + shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that she fell in an instant, + dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the helpless old squaw, he + escaped into a canon near by. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0053.jpg" alt="0053 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0053.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + “The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the place + just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We went + close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of her + beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the head + of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,—the + prettiest neck in the world,—lay this charred string of pearls she + had worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old + squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her + murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he was + determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at the same + time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would have been + much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to think of her + being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and true; and + that's the end of my story. Who comes next?” + </p> + <p> + “Not I, at this hour,” yawned Jo, “but it was a good tale!” + </p> + <p> + “Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!” said Alice, admiringly. + </p> + <p> + “I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have if + we go to bed,” murmured Edith from her cozy corner. “Come, it is after + ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.” + </p> + <p> + In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking in + at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a row, and + the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER III—AN EMERGENCY CASE + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning + broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. I cannot attempt to + tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and ingenious bevy of girls + during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite neighbor, had kept to her + post of observation, the window, very closely, and had seen much to awaken + scorn and surprise. + </p> + <p> + “Wa'al, Jane!” said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, “there they go + ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's + pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to laugh + so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't done up + their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and they + hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship is + as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.” + </p> + <p> + Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, for, + aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and through + doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that morning, + when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, that she + believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a liberty-pole. + </p> + <p> + The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the evening, + their spirits still high and their inventive powers still unimpaired, they + gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small but appreciative. + Grandmother was in a private box—the high-backed arm-chair in the + cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected throne made by + perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a large pair of + goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical critic for the + morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders from Mrs. Carter's famous + Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student + earning his college course by odd terms of teaching), and Hugh Pennell, + his chum and classmate, home on a brief holiday, made quite a brave show + when seated in three rows, while the unaffected laughter, the open mouths, + and the staring eyes of “the help,” Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah + Flagg, who were grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment. + </p> + <p> + Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. Jo + was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly funny + scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of her + cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its short + sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made her + such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell quite + laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang “The Last Rose of Summer” with + all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down of eyelids, and + kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally accompany it when + sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally greeted with rapturous + applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown and smoking-cap for male + attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice Forsaith, rendering it with + original Italian words and embraces at the end of every measure. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0063.jpg" alt="0063 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0063.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical + events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited to + name them as they followed one another in quick succession,—Eliza + crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the bloodhounds + in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble Captain John; + Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely glitter of his eye; + and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a stern and rock-bound + coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. As Uncle Harry sat on + the table he was obliged to be the center of this thrilling scene, which + was variously surmised by the audience to be the capture of a slave-ship + by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a tenement-house fire, the killing + of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or an impassioned attempt to drag + Casabianca from the burning deck. + </p> + <p> + After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the kitchen + to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast. + </p> + <p> + “I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is + warm,” said Jo. “Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond + words!” + </p> + <p> + “If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,” rejoined + Bell. + </p> + <p> + “It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,” said Patty, looking + in at the door, with a superior air; “Columbus discovered America in an + open boat.” + </p> + <p> + “He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,” quoth + Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat. + </p> + <p> + “Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to + night?” + </p> + <p> + “I did,” replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet, + cupboard, and sink. “Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in + other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days I + propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth + closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her + hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of + twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.” + </p> + <p> + “I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,” responded Jo. + “I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, Bell, can + this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of our parlor + boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate sensibilities'?” + </p> + <p> + “I think that it may escape criticism,” laughed Bell. “Cover it with a + clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation + before it goes in the frying-pan.” + </p> + <p> + “I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!” sighed Lilia, as + she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the bed, a + little later. “I have only two things to trouble me. First: my wisdom + tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my turn to + build the kitchen fire in the morning.” + </p> + <p> + “Console yourself with one thought, my dear,” murmured Bell, drowsily, yet + sagely. “Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your tooth + chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the fire.” + </p> + <p> + “Don't tell her that,” urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, “or she will be + feigning toothache constantly.” + </p> + <p> + Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the + night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her + slipping quietly out of bed. + </p> + <p> + “What's the matter, Lilia!” she whispered. + </p> + <p> + “Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just + enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is + the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand; + sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?” + </p> + <p> + “No, no, hush!” said Lilia. “I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here it + is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.” + </p> + <p> + So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the head + of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain growing + less, fell asleep. + </p> + <p> + In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, glanced + at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing shriek. This + in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek on general + principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked where Bell + pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a dark, purple + color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, hearing the + confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being open, and rolling + about in surprise, she looked still more alarming. + </p> + <p> + “What on earth is the matter, girls?” she asked, sitting up in bed, + smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids. + </p> + <p> + Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her. + </p> + <p> + “K-k-keep c-c-calm,” said Bell. “Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen + and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send for + the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?” + </p> + <p> + Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of + terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It + must be a malignant pustule—or spotted fever—or something + dreadful! What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out + what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very + good-looking before.” + </p> + <p> + “Girls,” said Bell, “let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too + quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and, + Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her + comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.” + </p> + <p> + “Put on the kettle,” added Patty, “and heat blankets; they always do that + in emergencies.” + </p> + <p> + “Don't frighten me to death,” wailed Lilia, “calling me 'a thing of this + kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the + night.” + </p> + <p> + “She had neuralgia in her face,” explained Jo; “that must have had + something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then dropped + off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try to keep up + your courage!” + </p> + <p> + Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many + groans and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an + awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the + very last stages. + </p> + <p> + “But,” cried Alice, perplexed, “it is all very strange, for why does she + have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from + mortification in one night?” + </p> + <p> + “Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,” said Patty, who had heard + about such a case in her own family. + </p> + <p> + “Goodness knows what it is,” exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in nervous + terror. “What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks to her + head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her + 'extremities,' as father calls them—whether to give her a sweat or + keep her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with + her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing we + can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid together.” + </p> + <p> + Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now + that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale light + of the student lamp. + </p> + <p> + “You patient old darling!” cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the + bed. “We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure to + be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! what + bottle have I tipped over under this bed!” + </p> + <p> + “It's my neuralgia liniment,” murmured Lilia, faintly. “I bathed my face + in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for I + can't get any more here.” + </p> + <p> + “Your neuralgia lotion!” shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank + astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal parts. + “Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious, + blundering goose!” and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed + valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm of + voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle + Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts and + gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must at + least have fallen into convulsions. + </p> + <p> + “Let me see the poor child immediately,” cried Mr. Winship. “What is the + trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?” looking at + the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets and + blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force a pillow + into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter inaudible. “Are + you trying to play a joke on me?” continued he, with as much dignity as + was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, a pair of + trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane which he had quite + unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his chamber. + </p> + <p> + “The fact is,” answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately + hard to regain her sobriety,—“the fact is—Uncle Harry—we + made—a mistake, and so did—Lilia. There were two bottles just + alike on the wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five + minutes in the purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!” + </p> + <p> + Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!” sighed Jo, lifting her head + from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. “All her face, except part of + her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple + blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or + anything else frightful!” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Edith, slyly, “Bell said mortification had taken place. I + don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you? + </p> + <p> + “Puns are out of place, Edith,” said Bell, severely. “Don't hurry, Uncle + Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you + embarrassment.” + </p> + <p> + But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his + rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the hall, + and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that it would + be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him out of bed + again at five o'clock on a winter's day. + </p> + <p> + As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber, + but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and then + made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire should be + used to some purpose. + </p> + <p> + Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started + the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented + number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was a + call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm, + a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for hauling + wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the doctor's + for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. Then + directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential call + upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of regard + several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was unnoticed, + but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied coming from the + Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or another. When + questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of foolishness they + merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the Winships pig, but that + it was a visit of condolence and sympathy. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER IV—A WINTER PICNIC + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU may think that + Lilia's “mortification” was quite an excitement in this enterprising young + household; yet I assure you that never twenty-four hours passed but a + ridiculous adventure of some kind overtook the girls. The daily bulletin + which they carried over to Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy + inmates in constant wonderment as to what would happen next. Sometimes + there was a regular programme for the next day, prepared the night before, + but oftener, things happened of themselves, and when they do that, you + know, pleasure seems a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is + unexpected. Uncle Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of + the gay party of young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter + openly, and went on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic, + notwithstanding the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was + this: On Friday, the boys—Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton, + and the young schoolmaster—turned the great bare hall in the top of + the old Winship family house into a woodland bower. + </p> + <p> + By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because + the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey + Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had + finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the + district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take him + through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong as his + name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as gentle and + chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and manly a lad, and + withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding his youth, as any + little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his guardian, and thus + he had become quite one of the Winship family. + </p> + <p> + The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with + this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used at + some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet by + stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they + wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens, + and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners + or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs. + </p> + <p> + “It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?” cried Jack, rubbing his cold + fingers, “but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make birds + and flowers and brooks!” + </p> + <p> + “What's the special difficulty?” asked Geoffrey. “We'll borrow Grandmother + Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then we'll bring over + Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be musical enough, + considering the fact that the thermometer is below zero.” + </p> + <p> + This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic + forest became tuneful. + </p> + <p> + The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of + white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly + constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical + structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and behold, + their forest bloomed! + </p> + <p> + “But we have finished now, boys,” said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his + last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They were made + of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered chopping-tray.) + “We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing at a picnic, too. + Good for the small children to fall into, good for drinking, good for + dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.” + </p> + <p> + “I have an idea,” suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder busily + engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. “I have an + idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the water run + into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling the tank from + the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running streamlet. There's + your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical tinkle, and possibly + your small child's watery grave. What could be more romantic?” + </p> + <p> + “Out with him!” shouted Geoff. “He ought to be drowned for proposing such + an apology for a brook.” + </p> + <p> + “I fail to see the point,” said Jack; “the sound would be sylvan and + suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.” + </p> + <p> + “We'll brook no further argument on the subject,” retorted Hugh; “the + afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or the + watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with house + plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell you, let + us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em for a + retreat, in one corner.” After some explanations from Hugh about his plan, + the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic and + ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle Harry's + parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, there was an + evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with a dozen stones + from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss Jane Sawyer's + potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted by two banging + baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight stove to warm it + into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by screens of green + boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed into a green forest, + vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming flowers. + </p> + <p> + The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee. + </p> + <p> + “Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the + desert blooming as the rose!” cried Hugh. + </p> + <p> + “I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,” answered + Jack, dryly, “inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and home + during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer, + hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she + had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly + stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to + sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations. + Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet + at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go + in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and + seeing the girls.” + </p> + <p> + Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a + gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother + Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and extremely + anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going on. + </p> + <p> + While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers + were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had + been a day of disasters from beginning to end—the first really + mournful one in their experience. + </p> + <p> + It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them before + they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it went out in + the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a large coal + stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret to say that + this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly so. + </p> + <p> + After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of teeth, + for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove doors, + and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. But, dear + me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, and at last + the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall before the weather + would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the inevitable. + </p> + <p> + The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were all + cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they wanted + to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might astonish + more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; Edith, that + most precise and careful of all little women under the sun, broke a + platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious omelet, and + waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her own success, + when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly into the coal + hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell fished it hastily + out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and generally penitent, if an + omelet can assume that expression. She slapped it on the table severely, + and said, with a little choke and tear in her voice: + </p> + <p> + “The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he rinsed, + and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the house for + breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into the + buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon + besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen; + and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.” + </p> + <p> + “Never,” cried Alice, with much determination. “Sooner eat omelet and coal + hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What shall we + take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and no one will + suspect we haven't breakfasted.” + </p> + <p> + “Let's make mince pies,” cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the + wood-box. + </p> + <p> + “Goose,” answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. “There's plenty of time to + make mince-meat, of course!” + </p> + <p> + “At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,” said Lilia, with decision, while + dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. “We had better carry + the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring bread + and meat and common things.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, tarts, tarts!” exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. “I + haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?” + </p> + <p> + “They must be easy enough,” answered Patty, with calm authority. “Cut a + hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly and + bake it; that's simple.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0093.jpg" alt="0093 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0093.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + “Glad you think so,” responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and + cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty + dish-water pot. “I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty + before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we touch + to-day is sure to fail.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'” sang + Bell, in a spasm of gayety. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,” retorted + Edith. “Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? Look in the + cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or hung for two + weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like fruit-cake, or 'braised' + or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?” + </p> + <p> + “No,” said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' “but it has to be + pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.” + </p> + <p> + “Stuff and nonsense,” said Bell, “Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This + village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England + Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been + seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she + makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she dips her + turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft gingerbread, + Patty.” + </p> + <p> + “Four cups best New Orleans molasses—” + </p> + <p> + “The molasses is out,” said Jo; “find jelly-cake.” + </p> + <p> + “Jelly all gone,” said Bell; “where, I can't think, for there were + seventeen tumblers.” + </p> + <p> + “The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,” said Alice, reminiscently. + “How about doughnuts?” + </p> + <p> + “All right,” Bell answered, “of course you'll go to the store for more + eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, jelly, + patience, and luck.” + </p> + <p> + Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books, + vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country + store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have been + thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and light as + air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one another in + the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed with a headache, + leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion and uproar. I cannot + bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that dreadful day, but Bell + had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had gone to the store-room + for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of frozen “something” very like + mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious discovery! She flew back to the + kitchen, crying: + </p> + <p> + “Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot of + mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You trust + to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.” + </p> + <p> + The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It + thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became + very thin and curious in its appearance. + </p> + <p> + “It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,” said Lilia + to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom crust on a + pie plate. + </p> + <p> + “We-l-l, it does!” owned the head cook, frankly; “but I suppose it will + boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.” + </p> + <p> + “Very natural,” said Lilia, dryly. “It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to tell + the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to imagine + mince-meat ought to look.” + </p> + <p> + “I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in, + and I'll hold the plate.” + </p> + <p> + The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of dough + over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a ventilator, + and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of relief. + </p> + <p> + Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work, + walked in with a can of kerosene. + </p> + <p> + “Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?” asked Patty, + pointing to the frying-pan. + </p> + <p> + Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful + certainty and disdain: “'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's + foot.” + </p> + <p> + This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the + kitchen-maids. + </p> + <p> + “Gracious,” cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin at + the same time. “What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it + melted. What is it, then?” + </p> + <p> + “Suet,” answered cruel Betty Bean. “Your ma chopped it and done it up in + molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's cold; + and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good deal of + apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.” + </p> + <p> + This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this + half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely + lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider + filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and + swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door, + and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy + roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing. + </p> + <p> + “Never mind, Bluebell,” cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her + hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her + flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. “You can use the rest of + the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up + be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!” + </p> + <p> + Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with savage + emphasis: + </p> + <p> + “If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle Harry + or the boys know about it, I'll—I don't know what I'll do,” finished + she, weakly. + </p> + <p> + “That's a fearful threat,” laughed Jo,—“'The King of France and + fifty thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'” + </p> + <p> + And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with comforting + gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven o'clock in the + evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen tidied; then six as + tired young housewives stretched themselves before the parlor fire as a + bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and pretty, was curled upon the + sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls were lounging in different + attitudes of dejection, all with from one to three burned fingers + enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor were painfully meager,—a + colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, molasses ginger-bread, and + a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in the kitchen closet lay a + melancholy pile of failure,—Alice's pop-overs, which had refused to + pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's cake that would have + made any newly married couple feel as if they were at the funeral of their + own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in their journey through the + cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain things very nicely, and + were considered remarkable caterers by their admiring family of + school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted were entirely beyond + their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in the closet. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, dear,” sighed Lilia. “Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I + don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested + enough to go to-morrow?” + </p> + <p> + “I was thinking,” said Edith, dreamily, “that we have only seven more days + to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't care very + much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up housekeeping. The + chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning yesterday. We never + looked into the store-room nor bought anything in advance nor settled what + we should cook.” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Bell, waking up a little, “we will crowd everything possible + into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow is Saturday + and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort of a 'pow-wow,' + as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their invitation, and + then we'll think of something perfectly grand and stupendous for Friday, + our last day of fun. It will take from that until Monday to get the house + into something like order for my mother's return. (This with a remorseful + recollection of the terrible back bed-room, where everything imaginable + had been 'dumped' for a week past.) + </p> + <p> + “I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,” called Alice, faintly, from + the distance. “I will do it in the morning while you are packing the + luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try to + mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody will + know which is which.” + </p> + <p> + The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery + for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of + dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,—hats + that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They + had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with funny + silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various adventures. + Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; Bell's a mammoth + pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied colored scarfs of + ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried grasses, oats, and + everlastings. + </p> + <p> + Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the + next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke + entirely refreshed and ready for the fray. + </p> + <p> + The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not + very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of + windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The + surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered + into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that they + had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty a one + as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how lovely a + picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral surroundings. + Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, sweet and bright + from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. Bell was radiant, + issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying here and there, + laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's device), and talking + merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining with mischief under her + great straw hat. + </p> + <p> + Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this were + the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while the + embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and danced + on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were alive. + </p> + <p> + The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for the + boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was simply + delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with + affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and boys + particularly affect—jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies. + How the girls remembered their closetful of “attempts” at home; how they + roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how they + discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato versus + boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance they discussed + questions of household economy, and interlarded their conversation with + quotations from the “Young Housekeeper's Friend,” and the “Bride's + Manual.” + </p> + <p> + In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,—some quiet, more + not at all so,—until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short + days, they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the + snow, baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics + should be confined to summer. + </p> + <p> + “What a gl-orious time we've had!” exclaimed Jo, as they busied themselves + about the home dining-room. “Yesterday seems like a horrible nightmare, + or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, and if we + hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we carried were + not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the buns, and Patty's + doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.” + </p> + <p> + “And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,” quoth Edith, in a sly aside. + </p> + <p> + “Well,” admitted Patty, ruefully, “there certainly was quite enough + saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the + bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's cake, + indeed!” she finished with a scornful smile. + </p> + <p> + “True!” said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had + been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; “I can't deny it. + Proceed with your sarcasm.” + </p> + <p> + “This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda says,” + exclaimed Alice. “Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! The + closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less said + about the back bedroom the better.” + </p> + <p> + Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to + improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big + aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made + fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and + otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of order + which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and trials + of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER V—OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ONDAY morning + broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind whistled and blew + about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying the clothes-line round the + chimneys and fastening it to the strong pine-trees in front, for greater + safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it hailed at seven, rained at eight, + stopped at nine, and presently began to go through the same varied + programme. After breakfast, Bell went to the window and stood dreamily + flattening her nose against the pane, while the others busied themselves + about their several tasks. + </p> + <p> + “Well, girls,” said she at length, “we've had four different kinds of + weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it + doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to + come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to + amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before it + rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the way; who + knows!” + </p> + <p> + So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard wrapped + in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and framing + her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless from a race + across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella right side out. + She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving the doors all open, + and sank into a chair, with an expression of mysterious mirth in her eyes. + </p> + <p> + “Guess what's happened!” she asked, with sparkling eyes. “I have the most + enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never will think, + and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all invited to tea + this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't that 'ridikilis'?” + </p> + <p> + “Do tell, Isabel,” squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of + Miss Sawyer, “air you a-going to accept?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,” said Edith Lambert. “I should like to see + the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it saves + cooking.” + </p> + <p> + “We are remarkably favored,” laughed Bell. “I don't believe that anybody + has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years + ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and father + died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They were + quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house all + furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and pictures. All + the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's heart, and get + her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has been changed in + all these years, except that they have bought a cooking-stove. Miss Jane + hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed of the stove, I think; as + to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, or a carpet-sweeper,—why, + she would as soon think of changing the fashion of her bonnet! I believe + there isn't such a curious house, nor another pair of such dried-up, + half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the country. There's Emma Jane with + the butter! I'll meet her at the back door, get her to peel some potatoes + and apples, make her sew a white ruffle in her neck, and make some + original remark.” + </p> + <p> + Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The + old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled + with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant and + gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of + asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal + flower-de-luce,—all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose + hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and steal + their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white clam-shells, + where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, bachelor's-buttons, + larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would Miss Miranda allow + within these sacred ancient places, no begonias, gladioli, and “sech,” + with their new-fangled, heathenish, unpronounceable names. The old flowers + were good enough for her; and, certainly, they made a blooming spot about + the dark house. + </p> + <p> + Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds + perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay + over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping them + just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way common to + snow. + </p> + <p> + But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, the rooms + inside seemed even more so. The “keeping-room” had been refurnished + fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been kept, that there + still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over the stiff black + hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, surrounded by the + Sawyer family photographs—husbands and wives always taken in + affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be misunderstood. + In a corner stood the mahogany “what-not” with its bead watch-cases, + shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, together with more + family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on the top shelf, and a + marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. Then there was a + gorgeous “drawn in” rug before the fireplace, with impossible purple roses + and pink leaves on its surface, and a marble-topped table holding a + magnificent lamp with a glass fringe around it, and a large piece of red + flannel floating in the kerosene. + </p> + <p> + All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor granted + at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the curiosities in + the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though their sobriety was + almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of art which Miss + Miranda held up for their reverential admiration. + </p> + <p> + Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were + four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy + occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed up + the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The + counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There was + the “wild-goose chase,” the “log cabin,” the “rocky mountain,” the “Irish + plaid,” and a “charm quilt,” in twelve hundred pieces, no two of which + were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton curtains with + elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow with a + yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of Napoleon + crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and of a + sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never an + outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a + skittish-looking pony. + </p> + <p> + These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's + favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a + painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest + sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that + Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her + skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary were + seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; His + Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a brook + was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him on the + bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as well it + might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the others Miss + Hannah's last and finest effort—“Maidens welcoming General + Washington in the streets of Alexandria.” The maidens, thirteen in number, + were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as to hair, long + as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and carrying bouquets + of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with green ribbon. + </p> + <p> + The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their + tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare supper. + </p> + <p> + “My reputation is gone,” whispered Jo, solemnly. “To think that I should + have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon; + but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of my + politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me instead + of frowning at me.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you think?” cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking down + her chair in so doing, “I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and see if + they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, Jo?” + </p> + <p> + The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door + stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, “Can't we set the table or + help in any way, Miss Miranda?” + </p> + <p> + “No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you + wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter girl + may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up the + kitchen.” + </p> + <p> + So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting + under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing of + Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been suffered to + touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of extreme care, + she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to set the chairs + around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in cutting the dried + beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on each of her + fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little calendars of + suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she did not murmur, + as most of her mistakes implicated other people. + </p> + <p> + At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss Miranda + was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink “chany” + set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes of great + magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and cream, a + green dragon plate the cookies, and the “Sheltered Peasant” saucers came + in for general admiration. + </p> + <p> + The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda + biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; a + blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full of + delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, creamy + cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin pie, baked + in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and indigestible-est of + all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar gingerbread besides. This array + of good things being taken in with rapid and rabid glances, the girls + exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and even emitted audible signs of + happiness. To say that they did justice to the repast would be a feeble + expression, for in truth the meals of their own preparation were irregular + as to time, indifferent as to quality, and sometimes, when they calculated + carelessly and unwisely, even small as to quantity. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0127.jpg" alt="0127 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0127.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to a + string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of + information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss + Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they rose to + go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed atmosphere + that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the quaint, + old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New England + goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of conversation had + exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their leave, and the + sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated in from the + country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a fan excitedly to + and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and pink from the + unwonted dissipation. + </p> + <p> + “Wall, Jane,” said she, “it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis' + Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when + her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, them + do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.” + </p> + <p> + “They seemed to enjoy their supper,” said Miss Jane; “I never saw girls + make a heartier meal.” + </p> + <p> + “They did for certain,” continued Miranda, “too hearty most. I thought. + That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, that'll + sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake till I was + afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very thankful we + hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.” + </p> + <p> + And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle, + and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their + bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous. + </p> + <p> + Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and the + deep “slush” beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a hearty + laugh and jest. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!” exclaimed Patty, as they + opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. And, + indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms they had + left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and touched the + marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds were fast asleep + with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog and cat were + snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young people, as well + as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss Miranda's and Miss + Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider outlook, and quite + different problems and responsibilities. + </p> + <p> + “We never can be jollier than this!” cried Lilia, in an irrepressible + burst of appreciation. “Oh, that it might last forever, and that + seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! Then + we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, taking + tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good supper + that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with remorse + when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only skillful, + energetic, and ingenious!” + </p> + <p> + “You're the very essence of thanklessness!” answered Bell, in high + dudgeon. “It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls, + when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far + removed from a zoological garden when <i>you</i> return to it, that is + certain!” + </p> + <p> + “My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,” said Lilia, in feigned + repentance. “It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your anger until + after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to be visited upon + us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and crackers.” + </p> + <p> + “Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better to + draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too much + about food,” said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, but never + called attention to it. “When you have done with your nonsense, I have + something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have only four days, 'tis + true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must go away with + flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius that the + village will talk of us for months to come.” + </p> + <p> + “Si-lence in court!” cried Jo, impressively. “Let me offer you the coal + hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a + policeman.” + </p> + <p> + “Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a + comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers and + seniors?” + </p> + <p> + “Indeed I do,” laughed Bell, in recollection. “We girls took all the + characters. What fun it was!” + </p> + <p> + “Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The + boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would + be irresistibly funny. What do you think?” + </p> + <p> + “I like the idea,” exclaimed Patty Weld. “Uncle Harry's large hall would + be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.” + </p> + <p> + “So it is; how fortunate,” agreed Alice; “we couldn't think of anything + that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be + the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. Jo + will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest of us + can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young Lochinvar, + if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell—” this with a sly + glance at her hostess. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Edith, “and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven bridegroom,' + who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.” + </p> + <p> + “Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,” continued Bell; “he does + that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. Phil + Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform the + piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience will + stand erect.” + </p> + <p> + “But, oh, the labor of it, girls!” sighed Patty—“wooden horses to be + made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery + to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning before + us?” + </p> + <p> + “Nonsense, of course we can,” rejoined Bell, energetically. “We will + consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, and + costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at five + to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of—” + </p> + <p> + “Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,” finished Lilia, with grim sarcasm. + “If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the cooking! How + are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should like to know?” + </p> + <p> + “How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they + humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you + gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.” + </p> + <p> + “Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be starved + beforehand by way of getting used to it,” retorted Lilia, as she lighted + the bedroom candles. “Come, dears, do cover the fire; it was sleepy-time + an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, look through the + piazza window.” + </p> + <p> + Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering + crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted + finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark, + and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter + into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters + tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver + string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the + dazzling winter moonlight. + </p> + <p> + Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all drawn + closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, and the + solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One minute + passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at length Bell + impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: “If the minister were + here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to whisper, 'Dear Lord, + make us pure and white within, as thy world is without.'” + </p> + <p> + “Amen,” murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath. + </p> + <p> + “Pull down the curtain,” sighed Jo; “it makes me feel wicked!” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!” pleaded Edith, “it is too heavenly and + it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's 'St. + Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from her + convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of heaven—the + poem you recited for the medal, Alice,—say a verse of it.” And + Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + “As these white robes are soil'd and + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + dark + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + To yonder shining ground; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + As this pale taper's earthly spark, + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + To yonder argent round; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So shines my soul before the Lamb, + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + My spirit before Thee; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So in mine earthly house I am + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + To that I hope to be!” + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VI—“THE END OF THE PLAY” + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">O</span>N the next + morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, the six + housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the sun, + accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite + behindhand and outshone. + </p> + <p> + In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the girls + were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it held up + its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation points of + surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of their warm + nests before the world was lighted or heated. + </p> + <p> + The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were + farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily + preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous to + behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. They + consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, colored + stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and jaunty + little caps with bobbing quills. + </p> + <p> + On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of “Young + Lochinvar,” the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see + the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East + Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower + Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles + and cousins. + </p> + <p> + In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,—and + fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they would + have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, mirror in + hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she had not + succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable Scottish + dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and spectacles. + Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to Hugh, that he + might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance for Lochinvar, + while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek expression for the + jilted bridegroom. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0145.jpg" alt="0145 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0145.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to “get up” her courage. + As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one for a Scottish + bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and certainly she + looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for Lochinvar's rash + folly. It was of some shining white material, and came below the ankle, + just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; the skirt was + 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and full, with short + puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown of flowers made her + as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma Jane Perkins stood in + one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her red hair was waved and + hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. She hoped she could be + trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of beauty at the right + moment, but felt a little doubtful. + </p> + <p> + Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door. + </p> + <p> + “Are you ready, young fry?” asked he. “It is half-past seven, and we ought + to begin.” + </p> + <p> + “Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell them + the prima donna is dangerously ill!” gasped Bell, faintly, fanning herself + with a box-cover. “I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, are you + perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we elope?” + </p> + <p> + “Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the + poem say: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + 'Through all the wide Border his steed + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + was the best? + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + “And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?”—pointing to a wild + and cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <p> + You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of “Young Lochinvar,” and many a + time, I hope, for they are brave old verses: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + West, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Through all the wide Border his steed + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + was the best, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And, save his good broadsword, he + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + weapons had none; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + He rode all unarmed, and he rode all + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + alone. + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So faithful in love, and so dauntless in + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + war, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + There never was knight like the young + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + Lochinvar. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not for + brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted at + Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had + consented to be married to another: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + For a laggard in love and a dastard in + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + war + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + Lochinvar. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen and + bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion that the + bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being struck + quite dumb: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + “Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + inivar, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + Lochinvar?” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past + times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now + merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for + although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks her + health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; then + he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, and + leads the dance with her,—he so stately, she so lovely, that they + are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus + treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she + apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment + they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall, + where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought + the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her + on the saddle, and they dash furiously away: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + “She is won! We are gone, over ban, + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + bush, and scaur; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + They'll have fleet steeds that follow + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + quoth young Lochinvar. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and hasty + mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing over the + fields, but “the laggard in love and the dastard in war” never recovers + his lost Ellen. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So daring in love, and so dauntless in + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + war, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Have ye e'er heard of gallant like + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + young Lochinvar? + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the audience + was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of the stage + with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or verse by + verse, to explain the action. + </p> + <p> + During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a + prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to + match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper + designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam. + </p> + <p> + Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers + with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. His + costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he careered + wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as he rode to + the wedding, was perfectly irresistible. + </p> + <p> + The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all + assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the + determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' sake. + Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who demanded + his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to be + peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling + permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the bride. + She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the spirit, + and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and promenaded + about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on wretchedly, the + parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + “'Tivere better by far + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + To have matched our fair cousin with + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + young Lochinvar.” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young + Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the + supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in + horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed signs + of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at length to the + plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then Lochinvar + darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,—rather an + unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances, + inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of + the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity + and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was the + work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness, + utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A + pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front + legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and + decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces. + Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, leaped + up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a snail's + pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. When half + way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed to have + forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed it must be some + part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in pantomime; Lochinvar + refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; she pouted and + seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she could have her + own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, and Ellen ran up a + secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly traps. Greatly to the + merriment of the observers, she loaded them on the docile horse in the + very face of Lochinvar's displeasure—two small looking-glasses, a + bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely drew on a pair of huge + India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, and just as her lover's + patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be remounted. The second trip + across the stage was accomplished in safety, though with anything but the + fleetness common to elopements either in life or in poetry. + </p> + <p> + Then came the pursuit—a most graphic and stirring scene, giving + large opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on + dashing hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot + excitement; four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads, + running hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father, + limping in and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory + daughter; and last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot, + with never a horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase. + </p> + <p> + It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued to + laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The + performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and seemed + all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright bevy of + young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed his youth, + and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed pleasure. The hero + and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so generously provided dramatic + opportunities for the minor actors that all had enjoyed an equal chance in + the favor of the audience. There was neither envy, jealousy, nor + heartburning; each of the girls gloried in the achievements of the others, + and confessed that the mechanical ingenuity of the boys had made the + triumph possible. + </p> + <p> + At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many + farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young + squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, sad + thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and cheery + to be gloomy. + </p> + <p> + “Depart, fun and frolic!” sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. “Depart, + breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter, + boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!” + </p> + <p> + “It is really too awful to think or to speak about,” sighed Jo. “Now I + know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the garden; + only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of knowledge, + while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.” + </p> + <p> + “Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever be + troubled with indigestion,” dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the + “Jolly Six.” + </p> + <p> + “Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching + school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried + liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,” said Alice. + </p> + <p> + “Think of us,” cried Geoff, “going back to college, and settling into + regular 'digs.'” + </p> + <p> + “If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,” said Edith, saucily, “you'll + never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines of learning, + that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger Indian, I should + say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what matchless + war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate hair in Betty + Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close together and + trembled visibly!” + </p> + <p> + “It was a wonderful evening,” remarked Hugh. “There were persons there who + said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.” + </p> + <p> + “I don't want to annoy you,” laughed Jo, “but I heard exactly the + opposite.” + </p> + <p> + “Which only goes to show that both of us are both,” retorted Bell. + </p> + <p> + “And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in + parsing and analysis has had its effect,” said Patty. “Look at our angel + cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall + light shining through all its sweet little windows'?” + </p> + <p> + “The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,” observed Alice, as she saw a small + cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney. + </p> + <p> + “Good night and sweet dreams,” called the hoys, when Geoffrey had unlocked + the door of the cottage. + </p> + <p> + “Sweet dreams, indeed!” the girls answered in chorus. “The kitchen closet + to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four hours' + dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.” + </p> + <p> + “Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,” reminded Hugh. “We'll + take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning of the + shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give one rousing + cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the century!” + </p> + <p> + The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty vigor. + </p> + <p> + “Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,” cried + Bell, modestly; “the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged the + model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model + parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright + idea?” + </p> + <p> + More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard. + </p> + <p> + “The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but her + bright idea to keep her company,” said Jo Fenton, suggestively. + </p> + <p> + “Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' Hip, + hip, hurrah!” and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and across + the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch shell, an + instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his men to dinner + in haying time. Had it not been for this message of correction it is + possible the enthusiastic young people might have cheered one another till + midnight. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <p> + It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone, + and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the + empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper, + tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the “Jolly + Six.” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + How dear to our hearts are the scenes of + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + vacation, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + When fond recollection presents them + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + to view! + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and—chief + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + recreation— + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + That gayest of picnics with squires so + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + true! + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And note, torn away from the loved situ- + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + ation, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + The hump of conceit will explosively + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + swell, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + As proudly we think, never since the + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + creation, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Did any young housekeepers keep + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + house so well! + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Think not our great genius too highly + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + we've rated, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + For all that belongs to the kitchen we + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + know; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And feel that from infancy we have been + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + fated + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + For scrubbing and cooking, far more + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + than for show. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + charming, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So toothsome the compounds we often + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + have mixed, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + That though you would think the news + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + somewhat alarming, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + On housekeeping ever our minds are + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + quite fixed. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Good-by to all hope of a fame uni- + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + versal! + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Farewell, vain ambition,—that way + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + madness lies! + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + The rest of our youth shall be one long + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + rehearsal + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + For life in six cottages, all of this + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + size! + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + B. W. + </h3> + <h3> + J. F. + </h3> + <h3> + P. W. + </h3> + <h3> + A. F. + </h3> + <h3> + E. L. + </h3> + <h3> + L. P. + </h3> + <p class="indent10"> + X + </p> + <p class="indent10"> + Their joint mark. + </p> + <p class="indent10"> + Witnessed by me this morning, + </p> + <p class="indent10"> + Jack Frost, Notary Public. + </p> + <p class="indent10"> + Sealed with a snow flake. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate + behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted. + </p> + <p> + “They are awfully jolly girls,” said Jack. + </p> + <p> + “Better than jolly,” added Geoffrey, thoughtfully. + </p> + <p> + “You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,” agreed + Hugh. “None like'em in Brunswick.” + </p> + <p> + “Or in Portland.” + </p> + <p> + “Or in Bath.” + </p> + <p> + “Or in Augusta.” + </p> + <p> + And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of + view. + </p> + <p> + The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, but + fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six laughing + faces as before. + </p> + <p> + A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the door-step, + twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs which girlish + hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew away disappointed. In + the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her high-backed chair, + knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at her post by the + window, drearily watching the sun go down. + </p> + <p> + She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face. + “Mi-randy!” called she, sharply. + </p> + <p> + No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles. + </p> + <p> + “Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down here + from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia has + her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad one of + 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she was + ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.” + </p> + <p> + Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking. + </p> + <p> + “It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them + young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!” + continued Miss Jane. “I should like to give one girl a chance of being a + brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin', + Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!” + </p> + <p> + No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck by + lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to its + foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the + hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a + child's hand might pull her tail in days to come. + </p> + <p> + “It does seem dreadful lonesome,” Miss Miranda agreed, after a long pause. + “Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life that's + gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as I said. + Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' work, too. + Of course, you've thought o' that?” + </p> + <p> + “We take about so many steps, anyway,” argued Miss Jane, “and if the + child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha ain't + so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her comp'ny—even + two cats is better'n one.” + </p> + <p> + “There goes Emma Jane Perkins,” exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post of + observation. “She looks different somehow. I've always said I should think + her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her + hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' her + spring medicine.” + </p> + <p> + “I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that + trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,” rejoined Miss Jane, wisely. + “Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd + taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.” + </p> + <p> + “Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take + Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full of + her own fancies to be easy managed.” + </p> + <p> + This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of fact, Mrs. + Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, industrious, and + of much assistance with the house-work, and as a matter of fact it was the + somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from the far-away farm to live in + the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss Miranda. And all that befell + this new family circle, formed almost by accident, and all that Rebecca + did, or became, as well as everything that happened during the gradual + beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was, as you see, the indirect result of + Bell Winship's madcap experiment in housekeeping. + </p> + <h3> + THE END + </h3> + <div style="height: 6em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + +<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 54685 ***</div> + </body> +</html> diff --git a/old/54685-0.txt b/old/54685-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..08a77b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/54685-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2686 @@ +Project Gutenberg's Half-A-Dozen Housekeepers, by Kate Douglas Wiggin + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most +other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions +whatsoever. 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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have +to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. + + + +Title: Half-A-Dozen Housekeepers + A Story for Girls in Half-A-Dozen Chapters + +Author: Kate Douglas Wiggin + +Illustrator: Mills Thompson + +Release Date: May 8, 2017 [EBook #54685] +Last Updated: March 10, 2018 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger from page images generously +provided by the Internet Archive + + + + + + + + + +HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS + +A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters + +By Kate Douglas Wiggin + +Illustrated by Mills Thompson + +Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company + +1903 + +[Illustration: 0001] + +[Illustration: 0006] + +[Illustration: 0007] + + + + +HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS + + + + +CHAPTER I--BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT + +|MARCH had come in like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a +lamb. The pussy willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but +although it takes a deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, +they shivered in their brown skins and despaired of making their annual +appearance even by April Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the +South, having received private advices from the snow-birds that State +o' Maine weather, in the present season, was only fitted for Arctic +explorers. The air was keen and nipping and the wind blew steadily from +the north and howled about the chimneys until one hardly knew whether +to hug the warmth of the open fire or to go out and battle with the +elements. + +Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were +still “young females” when all this happened)--little did they care +about snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the +afternoon skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in +the window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate “_Hoc opus +hic labor est_” with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or +the glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber +boots, muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old +mink cape), and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in +mathematics or philosophy! + +These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and +cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and +the “young females” who graced that institution of learning were not +inconsolable. + +Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other +nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, +five little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their +presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor. + +Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on +the minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing +remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the +morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed +to be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, +all told. + +The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled, +but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great +dignity in these words: + +“Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to +the ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I +wish to impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves +to the afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,” she +continued, still impressively, “that my highly respected parents are +both away for the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and +it occurred to me as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six +girls should go over and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and +untrammeled.” Here the tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the +overmastering enthusiasm of the audience. Cheers and applause greeted +her. Everybody pounded with whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on +any article of furniture that chanced to be near. + +“Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!” cried Lilia Porter; “a more +than usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you +suppose?” + +“That's the point,” answered Bell, gleefully. “Here is the letter I have +just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his +daughter:” + + Baltimore, March 6th, 18--. + + My dear Child:--We do not like to refuse you anything while + we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well + insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother + says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and + preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the + fires and lights. + + I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking + advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are + your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway, + and you might as well put yourself nominally under their + care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you, + perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the + allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no + doubt. + + Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers + are still standing. + + Your weakly indulgent but affectionate + + Father. + +“Isn't he a perfect darling!” cried the enraptured quintette. + +“I think,” said demure Patty Weld, “that before we permit ourselves to +feel too happy, we had better consult _our_ 'powers that be,' and see if +we can accept Bell's invitation.” + +“I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,” Bell answered, firmly. “I have +thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and +Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead +you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you +can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are +only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you +can get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. +Grandmamma lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, +and Uncle Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight +marauders that may happen in to pay their respects.” + +So the “Jolly Six,” as they were called by their schoolmates, separated, +to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on +to her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring +farmer's daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege. + +The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious +plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great +amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their +confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming +the sternly practical department best suited to her--meat, vegetables, +and bread--while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various +little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so +tender. Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the +school, with Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the +beds, tidying of rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and +Patty Weld, with noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder +that cross of an old-fashioned girl's life--the washing and wiping of +dishes. + +On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the +Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, +who asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them. + +“Du tell, Isabel!--I didn't expect to see you this mornin',--air your +folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?” asked Miss +Miranda. + +“Oh, no,” laughed Bell; “I'm going to housekeeping myself!” + +“Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?” cried Miss +Jane. + +“Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates +over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as +housekeepers and householders.” + +“Land o' mercy,” moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. “That Pa o' yourn +would let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man +could do sech a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house +to pieces, I don't see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I +declare I sha'n't sleep a wink for worrying the whole time.” + +“You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,” said Bell, with some spirit. “If +six girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few +stoves and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems +to think nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's +growing wiser all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as +bright as those detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.” + +“Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are +unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your +key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your +bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye +knows anything about flour food.” + +“Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work, +for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and +Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have +Topsycat while I am here?” + +“Yes, I s'pose so,” said Miss Jane, “though it's been an awful sight of +work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis' +Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the +first week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters +every mornin'.” + +“I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome +afterward,” Bell answered, “but you know it's almost impossible to keep +house without a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the +moment I arrived, and is waiting at the gate now.” + +“I don't agree with you,” said Miss Miranda. “'Blessed be nothin', I +say, when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went +next, and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. +If you have a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a +barn full of critters.” + +The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they +unlocked one frost-bitten door after another. + +“We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,” said Bell, with chattering teeth; +“but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse +and thaw things out.” This was done, and in an hour they were moderately +comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using +only three rooms, all on the first floor--the large, handsome family +sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very +capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing +the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters, +thus making one immensely wide bed. + +“There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a +row, and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I +certainly am a good contriver,” cried Bell, with a triumphant little +laugh. + +“It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' +down in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',” + rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and +bred. + +The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for +cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional +breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its +bright drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the +mahogany extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and +silver service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room +made graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and +placed photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red +apples just where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her +Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being +filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full +pantry. + +“Oh, Grandma,” she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and +bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, “it does look +lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's +no danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it +would burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build +the fires every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze +myself daily for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come +yet!” + +“Yes,” said Uncle Harry, “and brought eatables enough for an army--more +than you girls can devour in a month.” + +“You'll see,” said Bell, laughingly. + +“You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please +take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've +just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station +for the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most +astounding thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,--the +one he takes to town filled with vegetables,--and I am going to keep it +for our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care +for public opinion!” said she, with a disdainful gesture. + + + + +CHAPTER II--IN THE FIRELIGHT + +|TWO hours later you might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's +Jerry, with Bell and Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, +rosy-cheeked girls warmly tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even +the sober old sun, who had been under a cloud that day, poked his head +out to see the fun, and became so interested that, in spite of himself, +he forgot his determination not to shine, and did his duty all the +afternoon. + +When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,--the cozy +sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row, +so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, +and finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one +corner,--there arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud +enough to shock the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered. + +“I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor +corner,” said Bell; “but the common-sense of it will be seen by every +thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is +too short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for +apples.” + +“Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,” exclaimed Lilia +Porter. “Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you +are talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. +Shelter before food, say I!” + +“Apartments!” sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. “You are very grand in your +ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!” and +she threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party +dramatically in that direction. + +“Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,” cried Edith +Lambert. “Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an +apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be +given a chair of state.” + +“Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,” asked Patty, “why those croquet +mallets and balls are laid out in file round the beds?” + +“Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come +in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!” + +“Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all +to a jelly to begin with?” Patty retorted, being of a practical mind. + +“That _would_ be rather embarrassing,” answered Bell, with a reflective +shudder; “I hadn't thought of it.” + +“What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet +mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?” asked +Alice, “and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks +start supper;” whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up +a pair of small, stout boots on the fender. + +The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated +discouragement. + +“I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been +in the house an hour,” said the head cook. + +“Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if +they can. However,” turning again to Alice, “it isn't to be supper, but +dinner. The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 +a.m., luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times +betwixt and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be +completely under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship +and Fenton. We cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss +Forsaith. If time hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own +branches of housework.” + +“If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,” + cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. “I dare say we shall be half +starved as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, +Bluebell!” + +Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have +made much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so +formidable were the appetites, and such the merriment. + +“Oh, dear,” sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, “I will +throw off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a +disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with +the reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a +solitary one left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded +and gone, she is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for +to-night, so the Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our +one potato into the kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for +breakfast. Look in the corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' +Marion Harland's 'Cook Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The +Bride's Manual.'” + +At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and +noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the +sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive +picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the +astral lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent +over “Little Women.” Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort +of twist, from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were +straying out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark +dress, was humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was +sitting flat on the hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the +warm occupation of corn popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round +her face, while Patty Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her +on a hassock, knitting a “fascinator” out of white wool. These two, so +thoroughly unlike, were never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so +inseparable as to be dubbed the “Scissors” or “Tongs” by their friends. +Alice and Lilia were quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's +animated expression and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the +calm face of her antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over +anything. It was she who carried off all the dignity and took the part +of presiding goddess of the party. The girls all adored her for her +beauty and superior age; for she had attained the enviable pinnacle of +“sweet sixteen.” + +“Come,” said Jo, breaking the silence, “let us have refreshments, then a +good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go +to bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as +no one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.” + +“Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll +be,” laughed Bell. + +“She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?” cried Lilia. + +“Now Lilia,” said Edith, “let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit +in a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl +that hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot +crack an almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up +the end of the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put +the tablecloth on crooked, and--oh, dear--now you've stepped in the +pop-corn,” as Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without +knocking something over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy +flight. “You have such a genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at +once, I think you must be web-footed.” + +“Well, that's possible,” retorted the unfortunate Lilia; “I've often +been told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.” + +“Do you realize, girls,” said Edith, after a while, “that we shall all +be visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this +repast? I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to +the fire, so that we can have our good-night chat.” + +So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the +lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, +the yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, +braiding it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles +in the air, as all young things are wont to do. + +“Girls, dear old girls,” said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence +of two minutes; “isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything? +How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have +been put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and +kindly every day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.” + +“It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into +thinking about God's care and goodness,” said Edith, “although it's very +strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little +baby playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to +make the letters into words and spell out things for myself.” + +“What a perfect heathen I am,” burst out Jo. “I can't feel any of these +things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith +says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the +letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for +that!” + +“Look out of the window, Jo,” said + +Bell, who was leaning on the sill. “Don't you think if God can make +out of all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, +green, springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a +wonderful thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the +frozen earth?” + +“Well,” rejoined Jo, dismally, “there's something to begin on out there, +but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any +signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to +hear you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.” + +“I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,” said Lilia, confusedly +struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. “There's lots +of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.” + +“Thanks for your encouragement,” said Jo, amid the laughter that +followed Lilia's peculiar metaphor. “I think if you'll try to handle the +spiritual bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now +don't laugh, girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I +talk in my usual frivolous way.” + +“You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,” said her loving champion, +Patty, “but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was +it who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor +washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the +church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a +headache?” + +“Patty, if you don't desist,” cried Jo, with a flaming face, and +brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, “I'll throw this at your dear, +charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a +story of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as +hostess, ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it +will find me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of +the orchestra.” + +“Dear me, I can't begin!” cried Bell, “Nothing ever happened to me +except going to California and having a double wedding in the family. +That's the sum total of my adventures.” + +“Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, +you do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to +you,” sighed Lilia. “You never seem to have any trials.” + +“Trials!” rejoined Bell, sarcastically. “I should think I hadn't. +Perhaps I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old +aunty! Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and +nine, or seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left +at school while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those +afflictions?” + +“Yes, I do,” answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; “and I'll +never allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California +story,--that's a dear,--for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.” + +“Oh, well,” said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her +eyes rested on the cabinet, “I'll tell you the story of these;” and she +took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by +fire. “Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as +'bookish' and romantic as possible. + +“Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred +miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father +was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and +Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see +them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in +the garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that +California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on +the trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the +peaches were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where +the crimson stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.” + +“Don't,” cried Jo; “you'll make us discontented with our New England +apples!” + +“We were chatting and eating peaches,” continued Bell, “when the gate +opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us, +The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I +had heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the +tribe, and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; +for our Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling +us tales. She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black +hair, not so coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good +features, and the prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was +dressed gaily and handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her +lovely, bare, brown neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which +we noticed at once as being very valuable. She stayed there all the +afternoon under the fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. +Mother, meanwhile, had gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, +and had taken them from her neck to examine them. At sunset, when she +went home to her wigwam, she slipped the necklace into mother's lap, +saying, with her sweet trick of speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you +takie my beads.' Of course, mother could not accept them, and Eskaluna +departed in quite a disappointed mood. I remember being sorry that the +pretty young thing was going to marry the disagreeable, ugly chief. He +was just as jealous and ferocious as he could be--wouldn't let her +talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and had shot one man already +because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.” + +A chorus of “Oh's” and “Ah's” interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew +round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a “cruel +coquette” by a young student at Wareham. + +“In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying +that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had +heard that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered +whether his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of +course, and were terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral +of poor Eskaluna, who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. +Nakawa told us the whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it +was. Her lover, the chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, +and on the afternoon she came to our house, he had heard from some +crafty villain or other (an enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she +was false, and, instead of intending to marry him, loved a handsome +young Indian of another tribe, and was planning to run away with him. + +“This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road +determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely +part of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the +mountain sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San +Jacinto valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her +scarlet dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came +singing along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim +at the heart that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of +birds' feathers; shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that +she fell in an instant, dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the +helpless old squaw, he escaped into a canon near by. + +[Illustration: 0053] + +“The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the +place just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We +went close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of +her beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the +head of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,--the +prettiest neck in the world,--lay this charred string of pearls she had +worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old +squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her +murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he +was determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at +the same time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would +have been much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to +think of her being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and +true; and that's the end of my story. Who comes next?” + +“Not I, at this hour,” yawned Jo, “but it was a good tale!” + +“Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!” said Alice, +admiringly. + +“I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have +if we go to bed,” murmured Edith from her cozy corner. “Come, it is +after ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.” + +In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking +in at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a +row, and the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls. + + + + +CHAPTER III--AN EMERGENCY CASE + +|THE next morning broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. +I cannot attempt to tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and +ingenious bevy of girls during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite +neighbor, had kept to her post of observation, the window, very closely, +and had seen much to awaken scorn and surprise. + +“Wa'al, Jane!” said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, “there they go +ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's +pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to +laugh so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't +done up their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and +they hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship +is as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.” + +Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, +for, aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and +through doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that +morning, when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, +that she believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a +liberty-pole. + +The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the +evening, their spirits still high and their inventive powers still +unimpaired, they gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small +but appreciative. Grandmother was in a private box--the high-backed +arm-chair in the cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected +throne made by perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a +large pair of goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical +critic for the morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders +from Mrs. Carter's famous Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young +schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student earning his college course by odd terms +of teaching), and Hugh Pennell, his chum and classmate, home on a brief +holiday, made quite a brave show when seated in three rows, while the +unaffected laughter, the open mouths, and the staring eyes of “the +help,” Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah Flagg, who were +grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment. + +Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. +Jo was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly +funny scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of +her cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its +short sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made +her such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell +quite laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang “The Last Rose of +Summer” with all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down +of eyelids, and kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally +accompany it when sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally +greeted with rapturous applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown +and smoking-cap for male attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice +Forsaith, rendering it with original Italian words and embraces at the +end of every measure. + +[Illustration: 0063] + +Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical +events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited +to name them as they followed one another in quick succession,--Eliza +crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the +bloodhounds in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble +Captain John; Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely +glitter of his eye; and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a +stern and rock-bound coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. +As Uncle Harry sat on the table he was obliged to be the center of this +thrilling scene, which was variously surmised by the audience to be +the capture of a slave-ship by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a +tenement-house fire, the killing of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or +an impassioned attempt to drag Casabianca from the burning deck. + +After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the +kitchen to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast. + +“I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is +warm,” said Jo. “Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond +words!” + +“If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,” + rejoined Bell. + +“It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,” said Patty, +looking in at the door, with a superior air; “Columbus discovered +America in an open boat.” + +“He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,” quoth +Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat. + +“Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to +night?” + +“I did,” replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet, +cupboard, and sink. “Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in +other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days +I propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth +closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her +hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of +twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.” + +“I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,” responded +Jo. “I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, +Bell, can this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of +our parlor boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate +sensibilities'?” + +“I think that it may escape criticism,” laughed Bell. “Cover it with a +clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation +before it goes in the frying-pan.” + +“I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!” sighed Lilia, +as she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the +bed, a little later. “I have only two things to trouble me. First: my +wisdom tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my +turn to build the kitchen fire in the morning.” + +“Console yourself with one thought, my dear,” murmured Bell, drowsily, +yet sagely. “Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your +tooth chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the +fire.” + +“Don't tell her that,” urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, “or she will be +feigning toothache constantly.” + +Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the +night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her +slipping quietly out of bed. + +“What's the matter, Lilia!” she whispered. + +“Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just +enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is +the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?” + +“Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand; +sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?” + +“No, no, hush!” said Lilia. “I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here +it is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.” + +So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the +head of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain +growing less, fell asleep. + +In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, +glanced at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing +shriek. This in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek +on general principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked +where Bell pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a +dark, purple color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, +hearing the confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being +open, and rolling about in surprise, she looked still more alarming. + +“What on earth is the matter, girls?” she asked, sitting up in bed, +smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids. + +Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her. + +“K-k-keep c-c-calm,” said Bell. “Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen +and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send +for the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?” + +Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of +terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair. + +“Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It +must be a malignant pustule--or spotted fever--or something dreadful! +What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out +what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very +good-looking before.” + +“Girls,” said Bell, “let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too +quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and, +Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her +comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.” + +“Put on the kettle,” added Patty, “and heat blankets; they always do +that in emergencies.” + +“Don't frighten me to death,” wailed Lilia, “calling me 'a thing of this +kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the +night.” + +“She had neuralgia in her face,” explained Jo; “that must have had +something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then +dropped off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try +to keep up your courage!” + +Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many groans +and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an +awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the +very last stages. + +“But,” cried Alice, perplexed, “it is all very strange, for why does she +have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from +mortification in one night?” + +“Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,” said Patty, who had +heard about such a case in her own family. + +“Goodness knows what it is,” exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in +nervous terror. “What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks +to her head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her +'extremities,' as father calls them--whether to give her a sweat or keep +her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with +her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing +we can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid +together.” + +Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now +that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale +light of the student lamp. + +“You patient old darling!” cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the +bed. “We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure +to be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! +what bottle have I tipped over under this bed!” + +“It's my neuralgia liniment,” murmured Lilia, faintly. “I bathed my face +in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for +I can't get any more here.” + +“Your neuralgia lotion!” shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank +astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal +parts. “Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious, +blundering goose!” and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed +valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm +of voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle +Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts +and gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must +at least have fallen into convulsions. + +“Let me see the poor child immediately,” cried Mr. Winship. “What is the +trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?” looking +at the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets +and blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force +a pillow into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter +inaudible. “Are you trying to play a joke on me?” continued he, with as +much dignity as was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, +a pair of trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane +which he had quite unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his +chamber. + +“The fact is,” answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately +hard to regain her sobriety,--“the fact is--Uncle Harry--we made--a +mistake, and so did--Lilia. There were two bottles just alike on the +wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five minutes in the +purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!” + +Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke. + +“Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!” sighed Jo, lifting her head +from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. “All her face, except part +of her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple +blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or +anything else frightful!” + +“Well,” said Edith, slyly, “Bell said mortification had taken place. I +don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you? + +“Puns are out of place, Edith,” said Bell, severely. “Don't hurry, Uncle +Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you +embarrassment.” + +But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his +rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the +hall, and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that +it would be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him +out of bed again at five o'clock on a winter's day. + +As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber, +but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and +then made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire +should be used to some purpose. + +Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started +the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented +number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was +a call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter +Farm, a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for +hauling wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the +doctor's for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. +Then directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential +call upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of +regard several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was +unnoticed, but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied +coming from the Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or +another. When questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of +foolishness they merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the +Winships pig, but that it was a visit of condolence and sympathy. + + + + +CHAPTER IV--A WINTER PICNIC + +|YOU may think that Lilia's “mortification” was quite an excitement +in this enterprising young household; yet I assure you that never +twenty-four hours passed but a ridiculous adventure of some kind +overtook the girls. The daily bulletin which they carried over to Mrs. +Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy inmates in constant wonderment +as to what would happen next. Sometimes there was a regular programme +for the next day, prepared the night before, but oftener, things +happened of themselves, and when they do that, you know, pleasure seems +a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is unexpected. Uncle +Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of the gay party of +young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter openly, and went +on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic, notwithstanding +the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was this: On Friday, +the boys--Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton, and the young +schoolmaster--turned the great bare hall in the top of the old Winship +family house into a woodland bower. + +By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because +the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey +Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had +finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the +district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take +him through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong +as his name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as +gentle and chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and +manly a lad, and withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding +his youth, as any little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his +guardian, and thus he had become quite one of the Winship family. + +The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with +this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used +at some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet +by stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they +wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens, +and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners +or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs. + +“It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?” cried Jack, rubbing his cold +fingers, “but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make +birds and flowers and brooks!” + +“What's the special difficulty?” asked Geoffrey. “We'll borrow +Grandmother Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then +we'll bring over Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be +musical enough, considering the fact that the thermometer is below +zero.” + +This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic +forest became tuneful. + +The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of +white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly +constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical +structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and +behold, their forest bloomed! + +“But we have finished now, boys,” said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his +last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They +were made of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered +chopping-tray.) “We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing +at a picnic, too. Good for the small children to fall into, good for +drinking, good for dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.” + +“I have an idea,” suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder +busily engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. “I +have an idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the +water run into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling +the tank from the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running +streamlet. There's your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical +tinkle, and possibly your small child's watery grave. What could be more +romantic?” + +“Out with him!” shouted Geoff. “He ought to be drowned for proposing +such an apology for a brook.” + +“I fail to see the point,” said Jack; “the sound would be sylvan and +suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.” + +“We'll brook no further argument on the subject,” retorted Hugh; “the +afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or +the watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with +house plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell +you, let us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em +for a retreat, in one corner.” After some explanations from Hugh about +his plan, the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic +and ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle +Harry's parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, +there was an evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with +a dozen stones from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss +Jane Sawyer's potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted +by two banging baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight +stove to warm it into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by +screens of green boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed +into a green forest, vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming +flowers. + +The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee. + +“Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the +desert blooming as the rose!” cried Hugh. + +“I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,” answered +Jack, dryly, “inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and +home during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer, +hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she +had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly +stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to +sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations. +Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet +at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go +in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and +seeing the girls.” + +Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a +gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother +Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and +extremely anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going +on. + +While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers +were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had +been a day of disasters from beginning to end--the first really mournful +one in their experience. + +It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them +before they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it +went out in the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a +large coal stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret +to say that this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly +so. + +After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of +teeth, for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove +doors, and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. +But, dear me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, +and at last the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall +before the weather would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the +inevitable. + +The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were +all cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they +wanted to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might +astonish more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; +Edith, that most precise and careful of all little women under the +sun, broke a platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious +omelet, and waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her +own success, when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly +into the coal hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell +fished it hastily out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and +generally penitent, if an omelet can assume that expression. She slapped +it on the table severely, and said, with a little choke and tear in her +voice: + +“The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he +rinsed, and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the +house for breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into +the buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon +besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen; +and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.” + +“Never,” cried Alice, with much determination. “Sooner eat omelet and +coal hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What +shall we take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and +no one will suspect we haven't breakfasted.” + +“Let's make mince pies,” cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the +wood-box. + +“Goose,” answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. “There's plenty of time +to make mince-meat, of course!” + +“At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,” said Lilia, with decision, while +dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. “We had better carry +the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring +bread and meat and common things.” + +“Oh, tarts, tarts!” exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. “I +haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?” + +“They must be easy enough,” answered Patty, with calm authority. “Cut a +hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly +and bake it; that's simple.” + +[Illustration: 0093] + +“Glad you think so,” responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and +cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty +dish-water pot. “I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty +before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we +touch to-day is sure to fail.” + +“Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'” sang +Bell, in a spasm of gayety. + +“Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,” + retorted Edith. “Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? +Look in the cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or +hung for two weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like +fruit-cake, or 'braised' or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?” + +“No,” said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' “but it has to +be pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.” + +“Stuff and nonsense,” said Bell, “Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This +village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England +Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been +seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she +makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she +dips her turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft +gingerbread, Patty.” + +“Four cups best New Orleans molasses--” + +“The molasses is out,” said Jo; “find jelly-cake.” + +“Jelly all gone,” said Bell; “where, I can't think, for there were +seventeen tumblers.” + +“The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,” said Alice, reminiscently. +“How about doughnuts?” + +“All right,” Bell answered, “of course you'll go to the store for more +eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, +jelly, patience, and luck.” + +Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books, +vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country +store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have +been thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and +light as air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one +another in the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed +with a headache, leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion +and uproar. I cannot bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that +dreadful day, but Bell had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had +gone to the store-room for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of +frozen “something” very like mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious +discovery! She flew back to the kitchen, crying: + +“Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot +of mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You +trust to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.” + +The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It +thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became +very thin and curious in its appearance. + +“It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,” said +Lilia to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom +crust on a pie plate. + +“We-l-l, it does!” owned the head cook, frankly; “but I suppose it will +boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.” + +“Very natural,” said Lilia, dryly. “It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to +tell the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to +imagine mince-meat ought to look.” + +“I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in, +and I'll hold the plate.” + +The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of +dough over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a +ventilator, and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of +relief. + +Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work, +walked in with a can of kerosene. + +“Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?” asked Patty, +pointing to the frying-pan. + +Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful +certainty and disdain: “'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's foot.” + +This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the +kitchen-maids. + +“Gracious,” cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin +at the same time. “What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it +melted. What is it, then?” + +“Suet,” answered cruel Betty Bean. “Your ma chopped it and done it up +in molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's +cold; and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good +deal of apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.” + +This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this +half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely +lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider +filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and +swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door, +and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy +roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing. + +“Never mind, Bluebell,” cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her +hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her +flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. “You can use the +rest of the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up +be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!” + +Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with +savage emphasis: + +“If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle +Harry or the boys know about it, I'll--I don't know what I'll do,” + finished she, weakly. + +“That's a fearful threat,” laughed Jo,--“'The King of France and fifty +thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'” + +And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with +comforting gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven +o'clock in the evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen +tidied; then six as tired young housewives stretched themselves before +the parlor fire as a bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and +pretty, was curled upon the sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls +were lounging in different attitudes of dejection, all with from one to +three burned fingers enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor +were painfully meager,--a colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, +molasses ginger-bread, and a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in +the kitchen closet lay a melancholy pile of failure,--Alice's pop-overs, +which had refused to pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's +cake that would have made any newly married couple feel as if they were +at the funeral of their own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in +their journey through the cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain +things very nicely, and were considered remarkable caterers by their +admiring family of school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted +were entirely beyond their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in +the closet. + +“Oh, dear,” sighed Lilia. “Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I +don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested +enough to go to-morrow?” + +“I was thinking,” said Edith, dreamily, “that we have only seven more +days to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't +care very much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up +housekeeping. The chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning +yesterday. We never looked into the store-room nor bought anything in +advance nor settled what we should cook.” + +“Well,” said Bell, waking up a little, “we will crowd everything +possible into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow +is Saturday and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort +of a 'pow-wow,' as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their +invitation, and then we'll think of something perfectly grand and +stupendous for Friday, our last day of fun. It will take from that +until Monday to get the house into something like order for my mother's +return. (This with a remorseful recollection of the terrible back +bed-room, where everything imaginable had been 'dumped' for a week +past.) + +“I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,” called Alice, faintly, +from the distance. “I will do it in the morning while you are packing +the luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try +to mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody +will know which is which.” + +The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery +for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of +dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,--hats +that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They +had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with +funny silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various +adventures. Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; +Bell's a mammoth pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied +colored scarfs of ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried +grasses, oats, and everlastings. + +Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the +next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke +entirely refreshed and ready for the fray. + +The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not +very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of +windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The +surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered +into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that +they had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty +a one as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how +lovely a picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral +surroundings. Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, +sweet and bright from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. +Bell was radiant, issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying +here and there, laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's +device), and talking merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining +with mischief under her great straw hat. + +Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this +were the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while +the embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and +danced on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were +alive. + +The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for +the boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was +simply delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with +affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and +boys particularly affect--jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies. +How the girls remembered their closetful of “attempts” at home; how they +roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how +they discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato +versus boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance +they discussed questions of household economy, and interlarded their +conversation with quotations from the “Young Housekeeper's Friend,” and +the “Bride's Manual.” + +In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,--some quiet, more not +at all so,--until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short days, +they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the snow, +baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics +should be confined to summer. + +“What a gl-orious time we've had!” exclaimed Jo, as they busied +themselves about the home dining-room. “Yesterday seems like a horrible +nightmare, or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, +and if we hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we +carried were not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the +buns, and Patty's doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.” + +“And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,” quoth Edith, in a sly aside. + +“Well,” admitted Patty, ruefully, “there certainly was quite enough +saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the +bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's +cake, indeed!” she finished with a scornful smile. + +“True!” said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had +been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; “I can't deny +it. Proceed with your sarcasm.” + +“This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda +says,” exclaimed Alice. “Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! +The closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less +said about the back bedroom the better.” + +Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to +improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big +aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made +fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and +otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of +order which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and +trials of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone. + + + + +CHAPTER V--OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG + +|MONDAY morning broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind +whistled and blew about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying +the clothes-line round the chimneys and fastening it to the strong +pine-trees in front, for greater safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it +hailed at seven, rained at eight, stopped at nine, and presently began +to go through the same varied programme. After breakfast, Bell went +to the window and stood dreamily flattening her nose against the pane, +while the others busied themselves about their several tasks. + +“Well, girls,” said she at length, “we've had four different kinds of +weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it +doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to +come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to +amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before +it rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the +way; who knows!” + +So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard +wrapped in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and +framing her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless +from a race across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella +right side out. She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving +the doors all open, and sank into a chair, with an expression of +mysterious mirth in her eyes. + +“Guess what's happened!” she asked, with sparkling eyes. “I have the +most enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never +will think, and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all +invited to tea this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't +that 'ridikilis'?” + +“Do tell, Isabel,” squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of +Miss Sawyer, “air you a-going to accept?” + +“Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,” said Edith Lambert. “I should like to +see the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it +saves cooking.” + +“We are remarkably favored,” laughed Bell. “I don't believe that anybody +has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years +ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and +father died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They +were quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house +all furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and +pictures. All the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's +heart, and get her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has +been changed in all these years, except that they have bought a +cooking-stove. Miss Jane hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed +of the stove, I think; as to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, +or a carpet-sweeper,--why, she would as soon think of changing the +fashion of her bonnet! I believe there isn't such a curious house, nor +another pair of such dried-up, half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the +country. There's Emma Jane with the butter! I'll meet her at the back +door, get her to peel some potatoes and apples, make her sew a white +ruffle in her neck, and make some original remark.” + +Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The +old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled +with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant +and gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of +asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal +flower-de-luce,--all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose +hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and +steal their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white +clam-shells, where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, +bachelor's-buttons, larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would +Miss Miranda allow within these sacred ancient places, no +begonias, gladioli, and “sech,” with their new-fangled, heathenish, +unpronounceable names. The old flowers were good enough for her; and, +certainly, they made a blooming spot about the dark house. + +Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds +perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay +over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping +them just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way +common to snow. + +But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, +the rooms inside seemed even more so. The “keeping-room” had been +refurnished fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been +kept, that there still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over +the stiff black hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, +surrounded by the Sawyer family photographs--husbands and wives always +taken in affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be +misunderstood. In a corner stood the mahogany “what-not” with its bead +watch-cases, shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, +together with more family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on +the top shelf, and a marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. +Then there was a gorgeous “drawn in” rug before the fireplace, +with impossible purple roses and pink leaves on its surface, and a +marble-topped table holding a magnificent lamp with a glass fringe +around it, and a large piece of red flannel floating in the kerosene. + +All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor +granted at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the +curiosities in the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though +their sobriety was almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of +art which Miss Miranda held up for their reverential admiration. + +Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were +four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy +occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed +up the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The +counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There +was the “wild-goose chase,” the “log cabin,” the “rocky mountain,” the +“Irish plaid,” and a “charm quilt,” in twelve hundred pieces, no two +of which were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton +curtains with elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow +with a yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of +Napoleon crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and +of a sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never +an outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a +skittish-looking pony. + +These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's +favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a +painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest +sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that +Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her +skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary +were seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; +His Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a +brook was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him +on the bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as +well it might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the +others Miss Hannah's last and finest effort--“Maidens welcoming General +Washington in the streets of Alexandria.” The maidens, thirteen in +number, were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as +to hair, long as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and +carrying bouquets of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with +green ribbon. + +The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their +tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare +supper. + +“My reputation is gone,” whispered Jo, solemnly. “To think that I should +have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon; +but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of +my politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me +instead of frowning at me.” + +“What do you think?” cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking +down her chair in so doing, “I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and +see if they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, +Jo?” + +The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door +stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, “Can't we set the table +or help in any way, Miss Miranda?” + +“No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you +wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter +girl may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up +the kitchen.” + +So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting +under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing +of Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been +suffered to touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of +extreme care, she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to +set the chairs around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in +cutting the dried beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on +each of her fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little +calendars of suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she +did not murmur, as most of her mistakes implicated other people. + +At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss +Miranda was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink +“chany” set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes +of great magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and +cream, a green dragon plate the cookies, and the “Sheltered Peasant” + saucers came in for general admiration. + +The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda +biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; +a blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full +of delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, +creamy cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin +pie, baked in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and +indigestible-est of all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar +gingerbread besides. This array of good things being taken in with rapid +and rabid glances, the girls exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and +even emitted audible signs of happiness. To say that they did justice to +the repast would be a feeble expression, for in truth the meals of their +own preparation were irregular as to time, indifferent as to quality, +and sometimes, when they calculated carelessly and unwisely, even small +as to quantity. + +[Illustration: 0127] + +After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to +a string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of +information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss +Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they +rose to go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed +atmosphere that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the +quaint, old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New +England goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of +conversation had exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their +leave, and the sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated +in from the country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a +fan excitedly to and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and +pink from the unwonted dissipation. + +“Wall, Jane,” said she, “it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis' +Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when +her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, +them do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.” + +“They seemed to enjoy their supper,” said Miss Jane; “I never saw girls +make a heartier meal.” + +“They did for certain,” continued Miranda, “too hearty most. I thought. +That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, +that'll sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake +till I was afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very +thankful we hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.” + +And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle, +and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their +bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous. + +Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and +the deep “slush” beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a +hearty laugh and jest. + +“Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!” exclaimed Patty, as +they opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. +And, indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms +they had left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and +touched the marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds +were fast asleep with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog +and cat were snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young +people, as well as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss +Miranda's and Miss Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider +outlook, and quite different problems and responsibilities. + +“We never can be jollier than this!” cried Lilia, in an irrepressible +burst of appreciation. “Oh, that it might last forever, and that +seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! +Then we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, +taking tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good +supper that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with +remorse when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only +skillful, energetic, and ingenious!” + +“You're the very essence of thanklessness!” answered Bell, in high +dudgeon. “It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls, +when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far +removed from a zoological garden when _you_ return to it, that is +certain!” + +“My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,” said Lilia, in +feigned repentance. “It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your +anger until after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to +be visited upon us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and +crackers.” + +“Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better +to draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too +much about food,” said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, +but never called attention to it. “When you have done with your +nonsense, I have something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have +only four days, 'tis true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must +go away with flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius +that the village will talk of us for months to come.” + +“Si-lence in court!” cried Jo, impressively. “Let me offer you the coal +hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a +policeman.” + +“Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a +comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers +and seniors?” + +“Indeed I do,” laughed Bell, in recollection. “We girls took all the +characters. What fun it was!” + +“Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The +boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would +be irresistibly funny. What do you think?” + +“I like the idea,” exclaimed Patty Weld. “Uncle Harry's large hall would +be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.” + +“So it is; how fortunate,” agreed Alice; “we couldn't think of anything +that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be +the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. +Jo will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest +of us can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young +Lochinvar, if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell--” this with a +sly glance at her hostess. + +“Yes,” said Edith, “and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven +bridegroom,' who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.” + +“Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,” continued Bell; “he +does that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. +Phil Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform +the piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience +will stand erect.” + +“But, oh, the labor of it, girls!” sighed Patty--“wooden horses to be +made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery +to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning +before us?” + +“Nonsense, of course we can,” rejoined Bell, energetically. “We will +consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, +and costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at +five to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of--” + +“Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,” finished Lilia, with grim +sarcasm. “If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the +cooking! How are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should +like to know?” + +“How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they +humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you +gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.” + +“Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be +starved beforehand by way of getting used to it,” retorted Lilia, as +she lighted the bedroom candles. “Come, dears, do cover the fire; it +was sleepy-time an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, +look through the piazza window.” + +Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering +crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted +finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark, +and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter +into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters +tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver +string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the +dazzling winter moonlight. + +Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all +drawn closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, +and the solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One +minute passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at +length Bell impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: “If the +minister were here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to +whisper, 'Dear Lord, make us pure and white within, as thy world is +without.'” + +“Amen,” murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath. + +“Pull down the curtain,” sighed Jo; “it makes me feel wicked!” + +“Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!” pleaded Edith, “it is too heavenly +and it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's +'St. Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from +her convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of +heaven--the poem you recited for the medal, Alice,--say a verse of it.” + And Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:= + +````“As these white robes are soil'd and + +`````dark + +````To yonder shining ground; + +```As this pale taper's earthly spark, + +````To yonder argent round; + +```So shines my soul before the Lamb, + +````My spirit before Thee; + +```So in mine earthly house I am + +````To that I hope to be!”= + + + + +CHAPTER VI--“THE END OF THE PLAY” + +|ON the next morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, +the six housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the +sun, accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite +behindhand and outshone. + +In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the +girls were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it +held up its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation +points of surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of +their warm nests before the world was lighted or heated. + +The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were +farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily +preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous +to behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. +They consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, +colored stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and +jaunty little caps with bobbing quills. + +On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of “Young +Lochinvar,” the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see +the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East +Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower +Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles +and cousins. + +In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,--and +fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they +would have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, +mirror in hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she +had not succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable +Scottish dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and +spectacles. Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to +Hugh, that he might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance +for Lochinvar, while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek +expression for the jilted bridegroom. + +[Illustration: 0145] + +Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to “get up” her +courage. As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one +for a Scottish bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and +certainly she looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for +Lochinvar's rash folly. It was of some shining white material, and came +below the ankle, just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; +the skirt was 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and +full,' with short puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown +of flowers made her as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma +Jane Perkins stood in one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her +red hair was waved and hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. +She hoped she could be trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of +beauty at the right moment, but felt a little doubtful. + +Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door. + +“Are you ready, young fry?” asked he. “It is half-past seven, and we +ought to begin.” + +“Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell +them the prima donna is dangerously ill!” gasped Bell, faintly, fanning +herself with a box-cover. “I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, +are you perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we +elope?” + +“Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the +poem say:= + +```Through all the wide Border his steed + +`````was the best?= + +“And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?”--pointing to a wild and +cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks. + +***** + +You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of “Young Lochinvar,” and many +a time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:= + +```Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the + +`````West, + +```Through all the wide Border his steed + +`````was the best, + +```And, save his good broadsword, he + +`````weapons had none; + +```He rode all unarmed, and he rode all + +`````alone. + +```So faithful in love, and so dauntless in + +`````war, + +```There never was knight like the young + +`````Lochinvar.= + +And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not +for brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted +at Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had +consented to be married to another:= + +```For a laggard in love and a dastard in + +`````war + +```Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave + +`````Lochinvar.= + +But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen +and bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion +that the bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being +struck quite dumb:= + +```“Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye + +`````inivar, + +```Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord + +`````Lochinvar?" + +The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past +times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now +merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for +although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks +her health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; +then he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, +and leads the dance with her,--he so stately, she so lovely, that they +are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus +treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she +apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment +they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall, +where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought +the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her +on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:= + +```“She is won! We are gone, over ban, + +`````bush, and scaur; + +```They'll have fleet steeds that follow + +`````quoth young Lochinvar. + +As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and +hasty mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing +over the fields, but “the laggard in love and the dastard in war” never +recovers his lost Ellen.= + +```So daring in love, and so dauntless in + +`````war, + +```Have ye e'er heard of gallant like + +`````young Lochinvar?= + +Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the +audience was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of +the stage with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or +verse by verse, to explain the action. + +During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a +prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to +match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper +designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam. + +Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers +with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. +His costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he +careered wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as +he rode to the wedding, was perfectly irresistible. + +The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all +assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the +determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' +sake. Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who +demanded his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to +be peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling +permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the +bride. She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the +spirit, and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and +promenaded about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on +wretchedly, the parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:= + +`````“'Twere better by far + +```To have matched our fair cousin with + +````young Lochinvar."= + +At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young +Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the +supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in +horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed +signs of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at +length to the plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then +Lochinvar darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,--rather +an unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances, +inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of +the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity +and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was +the work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness, +utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A +pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front +legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and +decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces. +Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, +leaped up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a +snail's pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. +When half way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed +to have forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed +it must be some part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in +pantomime; Lochinvar refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; +she pouted and seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she +could have her own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, +and Ellen ran up a secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly +traps. Greatly to the merriment of the observers, she loaded them on +the docile horse in the very face of Lochinvar's displeasure--two small +looking-glasses, a bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely +drew on a pair of huge India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, +and just as her lover's patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be +remounted. The second trip across the stage was accomplished in safety, +though with anything but the fleetness common to elopements either in +life or in poetry. + +Then came the pursuit--a most graphic and stirring scene, giving large +opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on dashing +hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot excitement; +four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads, running +hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father, limping in +and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory daughter; and +last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot, with never a +horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase. + +It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued +to laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The +performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and +seemed all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright +bevy of young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed +his youth, and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed +pleasure. The hero and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so +generously provided dramatic opportunities for the minor actors that +all had enjoyed an equal chance in the favor of the audience. There was +neither envy, jealousy, nor heartburning; each of the girls gloried +in the achievements of the others, and confessed that the mechanical +ingenuity of the boys had made the triumph possible. + +At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many +farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young +squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, +sad thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and +cheery to be gloomy. + +“Depart, fun and frolic!” sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. “Depart, +breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter, +boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!” + +“It is really too awful to think or to speak about,” sighed Jo. “Now +I know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the +garden; only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of +knowledge, while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.” + +“Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever +be troubled with indigestion,” dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the +“Jolly Six.” + +“Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching +school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried +liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,” said Alice. + +“Think of us,” cried Geoff, “going back to college, and settling into +regular 'digs.'” + +“If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,” said Edith, saucily, +“you'll never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines +of learning, that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger +Indian, I should say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what +matchless war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate +hair in Betty Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close +together and trembled visibly!” + +“It was a wonderful evening,” remarked Hugh. “There were persons there +who said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.” + +“I don't want to annoy you,” laughed Jo, “but I heard exactly the +opposite.” + +“Which only goes to show that both of us are both,” retorted Bell. + +“And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in +parsing and analysis has had its effect,” said Patty. “Look at our angel +cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall +light shining through all its sweet little windows'?” + +“The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,” observed Alice, as she saw a +small cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney. + +“Good night and sweet dreams,” called the hoys, when Geoffrey had +unlocked the door of the cottage. + +“Sweet dreams, indeed!” the girls answered in chorus. “The kitchen +closet to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four +hours' dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.” + +“Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,” reminded Hugh. +“We'll take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning +of the shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give +one rousing cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the +century!” + +The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty +vigor. + +“Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,” cried +Bell, modestly; “the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged +the model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model +parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright +idea?” + +More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard. + +“The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but +her bright idea to keep her company,” said Jo Fenton, suggestively. + +“Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' +Hip, hip, hurrah!” and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and +across the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch +shell, an instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his +men to dinner in haying time. Had it not been for this message of +correction it is possible the enthusiastic young people might have +cheered one another till midnight. + +***** + +It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone, +and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the +empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper, +tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the “Jolly +Six."= + +```How dear to our hearts are the scenes of + +`````vacation, + +```When fond recollection presents them + +`````to view! + +```The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and--chief + +`````recreation-- + +```That gayest of picnics with squires so + +`````true!= + +```And note, torn away from the loved situ- + +`````ation, + +```The hump of conceit will explosively + +`````swell, + +```As proudly we think, never since the + +`````creation, + +```Did any young housekeepers keep + +`````house so well!= + +```Think not our great genius too highly + +`````we've rated, + +```For all that belongs to the kitchen we + +`````know; + +```And feel that from infancy we have been + +`````fated + +```For scrubbing and cooking, far more + +`````than for show.= + +```The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so + +`````charming, + +```So toothsome the compounds we often + +`````have mixed, + +```That though you would think the news + +`````somewhat alarming, + +```On housekeeping ever our minds are + +`````quite fixed.= + +```Good-by to all hope of a fame uni- + +`````versal! + +```Farewell, vain ambition,--that way + +`````madness lies! + +```The rest of our youth shall be one long + +`````rehearsal + +```For life in six cottages, all of this + +`````size!= + +B. W. + +J. F. + +P. W. + +A. F. + +E. L. + +L. P. + +X= + +``Their joint mark. + +``Witnessed by me this morning, + +``Jack Frost, Notary Public. + +``Sealed with a snow flake.= + + +The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate +behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted. + +“They are awfully jolly girls,” said Jack. + +“Better than jolly,” added Geoffrey, thoughtfully. + +“You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,” agreed +Hugh. “None like'em in Brunswick.” + +“Or in Portland.” + +“Or in Bath.” + +“Or in Augusta.” + +And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of +view. + +The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, +but fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six +laughing faces as before. + +A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the +door-step, twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs +which girlish hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew +away disappointed. In the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her +high-backed chair, knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at +her post by the window, drearily watching the sun go down. + +She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face. +“Mi-randy!” called she, sharply. + +No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles. + +“Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down +here from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia +has her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad +one of 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she +was ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.” + +Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking. + +“It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them +young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!” + continued Miss Jane. “I should like to give one girl a chance of being +a brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin', +Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!” + +No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck +by lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to +its foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the +hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a +child's hand might pull her tail in days to come. + +“It does seem dreadful lonesome,” Miss Miranda agreed, after a long +pause. “Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life +that's gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as +I said. Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' +work, too. Of course, you've thought o' that?” + +“We take about so many steps, anyway,” argued Miss Jane, “and if the +child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha +ain't so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her +comp'ny--even two cats is better'n one.” + +“There goes Emma Jane Perkins,” exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post +of observation. “She looks different somehow. I've always said I should +think her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her +hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' +her spring medicine.” + +“I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that +trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,” rejoined Miss Jane, wisely. +“Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd +taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.” + +“Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take +Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full +of her own fancies to be easy managed.” + +This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of +fact, Mrs. Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, +industrious, and of much assistance with the house-work, and as a +matter of fact it was the somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from +the far-away farm to live in the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss +Miranda. And all that befell this new family circle, formed almost by +accident, and all that Rebecca did, or became, as well as everything +that happened during the gradual beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was, +as you see, the indirect result of Bell Winship's madcap experiment in +housekeeping. + +THE END + + + + + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Half-A-Dozen Housekeepers, by Kate Douglas Wiggin + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS *** + +***** This file should be named 54685-0.txt or 54685-0.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/5/4/6/8/54685/ + +Produced by David Widger from page images generously +provided by the Internet Archive + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will +be renamed. + +Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright +law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, +so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United +States without permission and without paying copyright +royalties. 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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have +to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. + + + +Title: Half-A-Dozen Housekeepers + A Story for Girls in Half-A-Dozen Chapters + +Author: Kate Douglas Wiggin + +Illustrator: Mills Thompson + +Release Date: May 8, 2017 [EBook #54685] +Last Updated: March 10, 2018 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger from page images generously +provided by the Internet Archive + + + + + + +</pre> + + <div style="height: 8em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h1> + HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS + </h1> + <h3> + A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters + </h3> + <h2> + By Kate Douglas Wiggin + </h2> + <h3> + Illustrated by Mills Thompson + </h3> + <h4> + Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company + </h4> + <h3> + 1903 + </h3> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0006.jpg" alt="0006 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0006.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0007.jpg" alt="0007 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0007.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <p> + <b>CONTENTS</b> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS</b> </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I—BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II—IN THE FIRELIGHT </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III—AN EMERGENCY CASE </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV—A WINTER PICNIC </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V—OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI—“THE END OF THE PLAY” </a> + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h1> + HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS + </h1> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER I—BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ARCH had come in + like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a lamb. The pussy + willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but although it takes a + deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, they shivered in their + brown skins and despaired of making their annual appearance even by April + Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the South, having received + private advices from the snow-birds that State o' Maine weather, in the + present season, was only fitted for Arctic explorers. The air was keen and + nipping and the wind blew steadily from the north and howled about the + chimneys until one hardly knew whether to hug the warmth of the open fire + or to go out and battle with the elements. + </p> + <p> + Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were still + “young females” when all this happened)—little did they care about + snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the afternoon + skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in the + window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate “<i>Hoc opus hic + labor est</i>” with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or the + glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber boots, + muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old mink cape), + and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in mathematics or + philosophy! + </p> + <p> + These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and + cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and the + “young females” who graced that institution of learning were not + inconsolable. + </p> + <p> + Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other + nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, five + little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their + presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor. + </p> + <p> + Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on the + minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing + remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the + morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed to + be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, all + told. + </p> + <p> + The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled, + but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great dignity + in these words: + </p> + <p> + “Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to the + ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I wish to + impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves to the + afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,” she continued, + still impressively, “that my highly respected parents are both away for + the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and it occurred to me + as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six girls should go over + and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and untrammeled.” Here the + tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the overmastering enthusiasm of + the audience. Cheers and applause greeted her. Everybody pounded with + whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on any article of furniture that + chanced to be near. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!” cried Lilia Porter; “a more than + usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you suppose?” + </p> + <p> + “That's the point,” answered Bell, gleefully. “Here is the letter I have + just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his + daughter:” + </p> +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + Baltimore, March 6th, 18—. + + My dear Child:—We do not like to refuse you anything while + we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well + insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother + says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and + preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the + fires and lights. + + I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking + advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are + your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway, + and you might as well put yourself nominally under their + care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you, + perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the + allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no + doubt. + + Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers + are still standing. + + Your weakly indulgent but affectionate + + Father. +</pre> + <p> + “Isn't he a perfect darling!” cried the enraptured quintette. + </p> + <p> + “I think,” said demure Patty Weld, “that before we permit ourselves to + feel too happy, we had better consult <i>our</i> 'powers that be,' and see + if we can accept Bell's invitation.” + </p> + <p> + “I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,” Bell answered, firmly. “I have + thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and + Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead + you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you + can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are + only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you can + get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. Grandmamma + lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, and Uncle + Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight marauders + that may happen in to pay their respects.” + </p> + <p> + So the “Jolly Six,” as they were called by their schoolmates, separated, + to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on to + her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring farmer's + daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege. + </p> + <p> + The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious + plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great + amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their + confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming the + sternly practical department best suited to her—meat, vegetables, + and bread—while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various + little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so tender. + Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the school, with + Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the beds, tidying of + rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and Patty Weld, with + noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder that cross of an + old-fashioned girl's life—the washing and wiping of dishes. + </p> + <p> + On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the + Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, who + asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them. + </p> + <p> + “Du tell, Isabel!—I didn't expect to see you this mornin',—air + your folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?” asked Miss + Miranda. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no,” laughed Bell; “I'm going to housekeeping myself!” + </p> + <p> + “Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?” cried Miss + Jane. + </p> + <p> + “Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates + over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as + housekeepers and householders.” + </p> + <p> + “Land o' mercy,” moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. “That Pa o' yourn would + let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man could do sech + a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house to pieces, I don't + see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I declare I sha'n't sleep + a wink for worrying the whole time.” + </p> + <p> + “You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,” said Bell, with some spirit. “If six + girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few stoves + and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems to think + nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's growing wiser + all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as bright as those + detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are + unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your + key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your + bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye + knows anything about flour food.” + </p> + <p> + “Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work, + for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and + Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have + Topsycat while I am here?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I s'pose so,” said Miss Jane, “though it's been an awful sight of + work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis' + Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the first + week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters every + mornin'.” + </p> + <p> + “I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome afterward,” + Bell answered, “but you know it's almost impossible to keep house without + a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the moment I arrived, + and is waiting at the gate now.” + </p> + <p> + “I don't agree with you,” said Miss Miranda. “'Blessed be nothin', I say, + when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went next, + and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. If you have + a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a barn full of + critters.” + </p> + <p> + The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they + unlocked one frost-bitten door after another. + </p> + <p> + “We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,” said Bell, with chattering teeth; + “but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse and + thaw things out.” This was done, and in an hour they were moderately + comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using only three + rooms, all on the first floor—the large, handsome family + sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very + capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing + the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters, + thus making one immensely wide bed. + </p> + <p> + “There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a row, + and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I certainly + am a good contriver,” cried Bell, with a triumphant little laugh. + </p> + <p> + “It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' down + in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',” + rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and bred. + </p> + <p> + The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for + cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional + breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its bright + drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the mahogany + extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and silver + service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room made + graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and placed + photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red apples just + where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her + Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being + filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full + pantry. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Grandma,” she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and + bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, “it does look + lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's no + danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it would + burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build the fires + every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze myself daily + for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come yet!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Uncle Harry, “and brought eatables enough for an army—more + than you girls can devour in a month.” + </p> + <p> + “You'll see,” said Bell, laughingly. + </p> + <p> + “You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please + take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've + just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station for + the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most astounding + thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,—the one he + takes to town filled with vegetables,—and I am going to keep it for + our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care for + public opinion!” said she, with a disdainful gesture. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER II—IN THE FIRELIGHT + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO hours later you + might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's Jerry, with Bell and + Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, rosy-cheeked girls warmly + tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even the sober old sun, who had + been under a cloud that day, poked his head out to see the fun, and became + so interested that, in spite of himself, he forgot his determination not + to shine, and did his duty all the afternoon. + </p> + <p> + When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,—the cozy + sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row, + so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, and + finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one corner,—there + arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud enough to shock + the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered. + </p> + <p> + “I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor + corner,” said Bell; “but the common-sense of it will be seen by every + thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is too + short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for apples.” + </p> + <p> + “Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,” exclaimed Lilia Porter. + “Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you are + talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. Shelter + before food, say I!” + </p> + <p> + “Apartments!” sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. “You are very grand in your + ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!” and she + threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party dramatically + in that direction. + </p> + <p> + “Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,” cried Edith + Lambert. “Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an + apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be given + a chair of state.” + </p> + <p> + “Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,” asked Patty, “why those croquet mallets + and balls are laid out in file round the beds?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come + in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all to + a jelly to begin with?” Patty retorted, being of a practical mind. + </p> + <p> + “That <i>would</i> be rather embarrassing,” answered Bell, with a + reflective shudder; “I hadn't thought of it.” + </p> + <p> + “What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet + mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?” asked Alice, + “and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks start + supper;” whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up a pair + of small, stout boots on the fender. + </p> + <p> + The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated + discouragement. + </p> + <p> + “I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been + in the house an hour,” said the head cook. + </p> + <p> + “Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if they + can. However,” turning again to Alice, “it isn't to be supper, but dinner. + The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 a.m., + luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times betwixt + and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be completely + under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship and Fenton. We + cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss Forsaith. If time + hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own branches of housework.” + </p> + <p> + “If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,” + cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. “I dare say we shall be half starved + as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, Bluebell!” + </p> + <p> + Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have made + much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so formidable + were the appetites, and such the merriment. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, dear,” sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, “I will throw + off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a + disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with the + reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a solitary one + left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded and gone, she + is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for to-night, so the + Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our one potato into the + kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for breakfast. Look in the + corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' Marion Harland's 'Cook + Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The Bride's Manual.'” + </p> + <p> + At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and + noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the + sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive + picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the astral + lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent over + “Little Women.” Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort of twist, + from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were straying + out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark dress, was + humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was sitting flat on the + hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the warm occupation of corn + popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round her face, while Patty + Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her on a hassock, knitting a + “fascinator” out of white wool. These two, so thoroughly unlike, were + never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so inseparable as to be dubbed + the “Scissors” or “Tongs” by their friends. Alice and Lilia were + quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's animated expression + and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the calm face of her + antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over anything. It was she + who carried off all the dignity and took the part of presiding goddess of + the party. The girls all adored her for her beauty and superior age; for + she had attained the enviable pinnacle of “sweet sixteen.” + </p> + <p> + “Come,” said Jo, breaking the silence, “let us have refreshments, then a + good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go to + bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as no + one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.” + </p> + <p> + “Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll be,” + laughed Bell. + </p> + <p> + “She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?” cried Lilia. + </p> + <p> + “Now Lilia,” said Edith, “let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit in + a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl that + hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot crack an + almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up the end of + the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put the tablecloth on + crooked, and—oh, dear—now you've stepped in the pop-corn,” as + Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without knocking something + over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy flight. “You have such a + genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at once, I think you must be + web-footed.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, that's possible,” retorted the unfortunate Lilia; “I've often been + told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you realize, girls,” said Edith, after a while, “that we shall all be + visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this repast? + I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to the fire, + so that we can have our good-night chat.” + </p> + <p> + So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the + lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, the + yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, braiding + it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles in the + air, as all young things are wont to do. + </p> + <p> + “Girls, dear old girls,” said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence + of two minutes; “isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything? + How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have been + put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and kindly every + day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.” + </p> + <p> + “It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into + thinking about God's care and goodness,” said Edith, “although it's very + strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little baby + playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to make + the letters into words and spell out things for myself.” + </p> + <p> + “What a perfect heathen I am,” burst out Jo. “I can't feel any of these + things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith + says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the + letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for that!” + </p> + <p> + “Look out of the window, Jo,” said + </p> + <p> + Bell, who was leaning on the sill. “Don't you think if God can make out of + all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, green, + springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a wonderful + thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the frozen earth?” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” rejoined Jo, dismally, “there's something to begin on out there, + but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any + signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to hear + you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.” + </p> + <p> + “I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,” said Lilia, confusedly + struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. “There's lots + of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.” + </p> + <p> + “Thanks for your encouragement,” said Jo, amid the laughter that followed + Lilia's peculiar metaphor. “I think if you'll try to handle the spiritual + bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now don't laugh, + girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I talk in my usual + frivolous way.” + </p> + <p> + “You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,” said her loving champion, + Patty, “but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was it + who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor + washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the + church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a + headache?” + </p> + <p> + “Patty, if you don't desist,” cried Jo, with a flaming face, and + brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, “I'll throw this at your dear, + charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a story + of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as hostess, + ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it will find + me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of the + orchestra.” + </p> + <p> + “Dear me, I can't begin!” cried Bell, “Nothing ever happened to me except + going to California and having a double wedding in the family. That's the + sum total of my adventures.” + </p> + <p> + “Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, you + do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to you,” + sighed Lilia. “You never seem to have any trials.” + </p> + <p> + “Trials!” rejoined Bell, sarcastically. “I should think I hadn't. Perhaps + I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old aunty! + Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and nine, or + seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left at school + while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those afflictions?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I do,” answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; “and I'll never + allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California story,—that's + a dear,—for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, well,” said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her + eyes rested on the cabinet, “I'll tell you the story of these;” and she + took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by + fire. “Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as + 'bookish' and romantic as possible. + </p> + <p> + “Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred + miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father + was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and + Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see + them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in the + garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that + California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on the + trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the peaches + were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where the crimson + stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.” + </p> + <p> + “Don't,” cried Jo; “you'll make us discontented with our New England + apples!” + </p> + <p> + “We were chatting and eating peaches,” continued Bell, “when the gate + opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us, + The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I had + heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the tribe, + and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; for our + Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling us tales. + She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black hair, not so + coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good features, and the + prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was dressed gaily and + handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her lovely, bare, brown + neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which we noticed at once as + being very valuable. She stayed there all the afternoon under the + fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. Mother, meanwhile, had + gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, and had taken them from her + neck to examine them. At sunset, when she went home to her wigwam, she + slipped the necklace into mother's lap, saying, with her sweet trick of + speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you takie my beads.' Of course, mother + could not accept them, and Eskaluna departed in quite a disappointed mood. + I remember being sorry that the pretty young thing was going to marry the + disagreeable, ugly chief. He was just as jealous and ferocious as he could + be—wouldn't let her talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and + had shot one man already because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.” + </p> + <p> + A chorus of “Oh's” and “Ah's” interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew + round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a “cruel + coquette” by a young student at Wareham. + </p> + <p> + “In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying + that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had heard + that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered whether + his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of course, and were + terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral of poor Eskaluna, + who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. Nakawa told us the + whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it was. Her lover, the + chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, and on the afternoon she + came to our house, he had heard from some crafty villain or other (an + enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she was false, and, instead of + intending to marry him, loved a handsome young Indian of another tribe, + and was planning to run away with him. + </p> + <p> + “This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road + determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely part + of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the mountain + sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San Jacinto + valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her scarlet + dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came singing + along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim at the heart + that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of birds' feathers; + shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that she fell in an instant, + dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the helpless old squaw, he + escaped into a canon near by. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0053.jpg" alt="0053 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0053.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + “The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the place + just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We went + close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of her + beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the head + of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,—the + prettiest neck in the world,—lay this charred string of pearls she + had worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old + squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her + murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he was + determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at the same + time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would have been + much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to think of her + being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and true; and + that's the end of my story. Who comes next?” + </p> + <p> + “Not I, at this hour,” yawned Jo, “but it was a good tale!” + </p> + <p> + “Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!” said Alice, admiringly. + </p> + <p> + “I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have if + we go to bed,” murmured Edith from her cozy corner. “Come, it is after + ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.” + </p> + <p> + In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking in + at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a row, and + the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER III—AN EMERGENCY CASE + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning + broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. I cannot attempt to + tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and ingenious bevy of girls + during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite neighbor, had kept to her + post of observation, the window, very closely, and had seen much to awaken + scorn and surprise. + </p> + <p> + “Wa'al, Jane!” said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, “there they go + ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's + pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to laugh + so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't done up + their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and they + hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship is + as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.” + </p> + <p> + Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, for, + aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and through + doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that morning, + when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, that she + believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a liberty-pole. + </p> + <p> + The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the evening, + their spirits still high and their inventive powers still unimpaired, they + gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small but appreciative. + Grandmother was in a private box—the high-backed arm-chair in the + cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected throne made by + perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a large pair of + goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical critic for the + morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders from Mrs. Carter's famous + Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student + earning his college course by odd terms of teaching), and Hugh Pennell, + his chum and classmate, home on a brief holiday, made quite a brave show + when seated in three rows, while the unaffected laughter, the open mouths, + and the staring eyes of “the help,” Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah + Flagg, who were grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment. + </p> + <p> + Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. Jo + was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly funny + scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of her + cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its short + sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made her + such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell quite + laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang “The Last Rose of Summer” with + all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down of eyelids, and + kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally accompany it when + sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally greeted with rapturous + applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown and smoking-cap for male + attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice Forsaith, rendering it with + original Italian words and embraces at the end of every measure. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0063.jpg" alt="0063 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0063.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical + events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited to + name them as they followed one another in quick succession,—Eliza + crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the bloodhounds + in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble Captain John; + Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely glitter of his eye; + and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a stern and rock-bound + coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. As Uncle Harry sat on + the table he was obliged to be the center of this thrilling scene, which + was variously surmised by the audience to be the capture of a slave-ship + by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a tenement-house fire, the killing + of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or an impassioned attempt to drag + Casabianca from the burning deck. + </p> + <p> + After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the kitchen + to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast. + </p> + <p> + “I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is + warm,” said Jo. “Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond + words!” + </p> + <p> + “If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,” rejoined + Bell. + </p> + <p> + “It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,” said Patty, looking + in at the door, with a superior air; “Columbus discovered America in an + open boat.” + </p> + <p> + “He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,” quoth + Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat. + </p> + <p> + “Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to + night?” + </p> + <p> + “I did,” replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet, + cupboard, and sink. “Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in + other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days I + propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth + closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her + hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of + twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.” + </p> + <p> + “I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,” responded Jo. + “I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, Bell, can + this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of our parlor + boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate sensibilities'?” + </p> + <p> + “I think that it may escape criticism,” laughed Bell. “Cover it with a + clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation + before it goes in the frying-pan.” + </p> + <p> + “I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!” sighed Lilia, as + she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the bed, a + little later. “I have only two things to trouble me. First: my wisdom + tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my turn to + build the kitchen fire in the morning.” + </p> + <p> + “Console yourself with one thought, my dear,” murmured Bell, drowsily, yet + sagely. “Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your tooth + chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the fire.” + </p> + <p> + “Don't tell her that,” urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, “or she will be + feigning toothache constantly.” + </p> + <p> + Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the + night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her + slipping quietly out of bed. + </p> + <p> + “What's the matter, Lilia!” she whispered. + </p> + <p> + “Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just + enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is + the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand; + sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?” + </p> + <p> + “No, no, hush!” said Lilia. “I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here it + is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.” + </p> + <p> + So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the head + of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain growing + less, fell asleep. + </p> + <p> + In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, glanced + at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing shriek. This + in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek on general + principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked where Bell + pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a dark, purple + color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, hearing the + confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being open, and rolling + about in surprise, she looked still more alarming. + </p> + <p> + “What on earth is the matter, girls?” she asked, sitting up in bed, + smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids. + </p> + <p> + Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her. + </p> + <p> + “K-k-keep c-c-calm,” said Bell. “Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen + and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send for + the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?” + </p> + <p> + Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of + terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It + must be a malignant pustule—or spotted fever—or something + dreadful! What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out + what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very + good-looking before.” + </p> + <p> + “Girls,” said Bell, “let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too + quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and, + Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her + comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.” + </p> + <p> + “Put on the kettle,” added Patty, “and heat blankets; they always do that + in emergencies.” + </p> + <p> + “Don't frighten me to death,” wailed Lilia, “calling me 'a thing of this + kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the + night.” + </p> + <p> + “She had neuralgia in her face,” explained Jo; “that must have had + something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then dropped + off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try to keep up + your courage!” + </p> + <p> + Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many + groans and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an + awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the + very last stages. + </p> + <p> + “But,” cried Alice, perplexed, “it is all very strange, for why does she + have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from + mortification in one night?” + </p> + <p> + “Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,” said Patty, who had heard + about such a case in her own family. + </p> + <p> + “Goodness knows what it is,” exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in nervous + terror. “What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks to her + head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her + 'extremities,' as father calls them—whether to give her a sweat or + keep her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with + her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing we + can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid together.” + </p> + <p> + Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now + that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale light + of the student lamp. + </p> + <p> + “You patient old darling!” cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the + bed. “We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure to + be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! what + bottle have I tipped over under this bed!” + </p> + <p> + “It's my neuralgia liniment,” murmured Lilia, faintly. “I bathed my face + in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for I + can't get any more here.” + </p> + <p> + “Your neuralgia lotion!” shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank + astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal parts. + “Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious, + blundering goose!” and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed + valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm of + voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle + Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts and + gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must at + least have fallen into convulsions. + </p> + <p> + “Let me see the poor child immediately,” cried Mr. Winship. “What is the + trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?” looking at + the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets and + blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force a pillow + into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter inaudible. “Are + you trying to play a joke on me?” continued he, with as much dignity as + was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, a pair of + trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane which he had quite + unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his chamber. + </p> + <p> + “The fact is,” answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately + hard to regain her sobriety,—“the fact is—Uncle Harry—we + made—a mistake, and so did—Lilia. There were two bottles just + alike on the wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five + minutes in the purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!” + </p> + <p> + Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!” sighed Jo, lifting her head + from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. “All her face, except part of + her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple + blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or + anything else frightful!” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Edith, slyly, “Bell said mortification had taken place. I + don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you? + </p> + <p> + “Puns are out of place, Edith,” said Bell, severely. “Don't hurry, Uncle + Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you + embarrassment.” + </p> + <p> + But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his + rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the hall, + and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that it would + be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him out of bed + again at five o'clock on a winter's day. + </p> + <p> + As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber, + but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and then + made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire should be + used to some purpose. + </p> + <p> + Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started + the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented + number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was a + call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm, + a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for hauling + wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the doctor's + for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. Then + directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential call + upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of regard + several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was unnoticed, + but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied coming from the + Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or another. When + questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of foolishness they + merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the Winships pig, but that + it was a visit of condolence and sympathy. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER IV—A WINTER PICNIC + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU may think that + Lilia's “mortification” was quite an excitement in this enterprising young + household; yet I assure you that never twenty-four hours passed but a + ridiculous adventure of some kind overtook the girls. The daily bulletin + which they carried over to Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy + inmates in constant wonderment as to what would happen next. Sometimes + there was a regular programme for the next day, prepared the night before, + but oftener, things happened of themselves, and when they do that, you + know, pleasure seems a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is + unexpected. Uncle Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of + the gay party of young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter + openly, and went on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic, + notwithstanding the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was + this: On Friday, the boys—Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton, + and the young schoolmaster—turned the great bare hall in the top of + the old Winship family house into a woodland bower. + </p> + <p> + By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because + the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey + Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had + finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the + district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take him + through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong as his + name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as gentle and + chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and manly a lad, and + withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding his youth, as any + little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his guardian, and thus + he had become quite one of the Winship family. + </p> + <p> + The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with + this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used at + some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet by + stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they + wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens, + and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners + or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs. + </p> + <p> + “It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?” cried Jack, rubbing his cold + fingers, “but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make birds + and flowers and brooks!” + </p> + <p> + “What's the special difficulty?” asked Geoffrey. “We'll borrow Grandmother + Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then we'll bring over + Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be musical enough, + considering the fact that the thermometer is below zero.” + </p> + <p> + This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic + forest became tuneful. + </p> + <p> + The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of + white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly + constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical + structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and behold, + their forest bloomed! + </p> + <p> + “But we have finished now, boys,” said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his + last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They were made + of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered chopping-tray.) + “We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing at a picnic, too. + Good for the small children to fall into, good for drinking, good for + dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.” + </p> + <p> + “I have an idea,” suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder busily + engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. “I have an + idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the water run + into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling the tank from + the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running streamlet. There's + your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical tinkle, and possibly + your small child's watery grave. What could be more romantic?” + </p> + <p> + “Out with him!” shouted Geoff. “He ought to be drowned for proposing such + an apology for a brook.” + </p> + <p> + “I fail to see the point,” said Jack; “the sound would be sylvan and + suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.” + </p> + <p> + “We'll brook no further argument on the subject,” retorted Hugh; “the + afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or the + watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with house + plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell you, let + us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em for a + retreat, in one corner.” After some explanations from Hugh about his plan, + the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic and + ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle Harry's + parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, there was an + evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with a dozen stones + from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss Jane Sawyer's + potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted by two banging + baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight stove to warm it + into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by screens of green + boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed into a green forest, + vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming flowers. + </p> + <p> + The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee. + </p> + <p> + “Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the + desert blooming as the rose!” cried Hugh. + </p> + <p> + “I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,” answered + Jack, dryly, “inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and home + during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer, + hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she + had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly + stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to + sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations. + Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet + at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go + in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and + seeing the girls.” + </p> + <p> + Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a + gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother + Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and extremely + anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going on. + </p> + <p> + While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers + were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had + been a day of disasters from beginning to end—the first really + mournful one in their experience. + </p> + <p> + It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them before + they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it went out in + the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a large coal + stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret to say that + this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly so. + </p> + <p> + After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of teeth, + for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove doors, + and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. But, dear + me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, and at last + the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall before the weather + would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the inevitable. + </p> + <p> + The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were all + cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they wanted + to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might astonish + more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; Edith, that + most precise and careful of all little women under the sun, broke a + platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious omelet, and + waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her own success, + when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly into the coal + hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell fished it hastily + out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and generally penitent, if an + omelet can assume that expression. She slapped it on the table severely, + and said, with a little choke and tear in her voice: + </p> + <p> + “The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he rinsed, + and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the house for + breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into the + buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon + besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen; + and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.” + </p> + <p> + “Never,” cried Alice, with much determination. “Sooner eat omelet and coal + hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What shall we + take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and no one will + suspect we haven't breakfasted.” + </p> + <p> + “Let's make mince pies,” cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the + wood-box. + </p> + <p> + “Goose,” answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. “There's plenty of time to + make mince-meat, of course!” + </p> + <p> + “At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,” said Lilia, with decision, while + dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. “We had better carry + the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring bread + and meat and common things.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, tarts, tarts!” exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. “I + haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?” + </p> + <p> + “They must be easy enough,” answered Patty, with calm authority. “Cut a + hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly and + bake it; that's simple.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0093.jpg" alt="0093 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0093.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + “Glad you think so,” responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and + cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty + dish-water pot. “I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty + before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we touch + to-day is sure to fail.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'” sang + Bell, in a spasm of gayety. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,” retorted + Edith. “Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? Look in the + cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or hung for two + weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like fruit-cake, or 'braised' + or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?” + </p> + <p> + “No,” said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' “but it has to be + pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.” + </p> + <p> + “Stuff and nonsense,” said Bell, “Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This + village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England + Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been + seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she + makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she dips her + turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft gingerbread, + Patty.” + </p> + <p> + “Four cups best New Orleans molasses—” + </p> + <p> + “The molasses is out,” said Jo; “find jelly-cake.” + </p> + <p> + “Jelly all gone,” said Bell; “where, I can't think, for there were + seventeen tumblers.” + </p> + <p> + “The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,” said Alice, reminiscently. + “How about doughnuts?” + </p> + <p> + “All right,” Bell answered, “of course you'll go to the store for more + eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, jelly, + patience, and luck.” + </p> + <p> + Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books, + vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country + store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have been + thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and light as + air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one another in + the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed with a headache, + leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion and uproar. I cannot + bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that dreadful day, but Bell + had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had gone to the store-room + for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of frozen “something” very like + mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious discovery! She flew back to the + kitchen, crying: + </p> + <p> + “Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot of + mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You trust + to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.” + </p> + <p> + The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It + thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became + very thin and curious in its appearance. + </p> + <p> + “It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,” said Lilia + to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom crust on a + pie plate. + </p> + <p> + “We-l-l, it does!” owned the head cook, frankly; “but I suppose it will + boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.” + </p> + <p> + “Very natural,” said Lilia, dryly. “It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to tell + the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to imagine + mince-meat ought to look.” + </p> + <p> + “I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in, + and I'll hold the plate.” + </p> + <p> + The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of dough + over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a ventilator, + and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of relief. + </p> + <p> + Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work, + walked in with a can of kerosene. + </p> + <p> + “Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?” asked Patty, + pointing to the frying-pan. + </p> + <p> + Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful + certainty and disdain: “'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's + foot.” + </p> + <p> + This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the + kitchen-maids. + </p> + <p> + “Gracious,” cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin at + the same time. “What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it + melted. What is it, then?” + </p> + <p> + “Suet,” answered cruel Betty Bean. “Your ma chopped it and done it up in + molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's cold; + and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good deal of + apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.” + </p> + <p> + This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this + half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely + lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider + filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and + swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door, + and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy + roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing. + </p> + <p> + “Never mind, Bluebell,” cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her + hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her + flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. “You can use the rest of + the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up + be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!” + </p> + <p> + Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with savage + emphasis: + </p> + <p> + “If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle Harry + or the boys know about it, I'll—I don't know what I'll do,” finished + she, weakly. + </p> + <p> + “That's a fearful threat,” laughed Jo,—“'The King of France and + fifty thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'” + </p> + <p> + And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with comforting + gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven o'clock in the + evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen tidied; then six as + tired young housewives stretched themselves before the parlor fire as a + bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and pretty, was curled upon the + sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls were lounging in different + attitudes of dejection, all with from one to three burned fingers + enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor were painfully meager,—a + colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, molasses ginger-bread, and + a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in the kitchen closet lay a + melancholy pile of failure,—Alice's pop-overs, which had refused to + pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's cake that would have + made any newly married couple feel as if they were at the funeral of their + own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in their journey through the + cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain things very nicely, and + were considered remarkable caterers by their admiring family of + school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted were entirely beyond + their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in the closet. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, dear,” sighed Lilia. “Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I + don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested + enough to go to-morrow?” + </p> + <p> + “I was thinking,” said Edith, dreamily, “that we have only seven more days + to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't care very + much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up housekeeping. The + chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning yesterday. We never + looked into the store-room nor bought anything in advance nor settled what + we should cook.” + </p> + <p> + “Well,” said Bell, waking up a little, “we will crowd everything possible + into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow is Saturday + and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort of a 'pow-wow,' + as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their invitation, and + then we'll think of something perfectly grand and stupendous for Friday, + our last day of fun. It will take from that until Monday to get the house + into something like order for my mother's return. (This with a remorseful + recollection of the terrible back bed-room, where everything imaginable + had been 'dumped' for a week past.) + </p> + <p> + “I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,” called Alice, faintly, from + the distance. “I will do it in the morning while you are packing the + luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try to + mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody will + know which is which.” + </p> + <p> + The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery + for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of + dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,—hats + that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They + had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with funny + silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various adventures. + Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; Bell's a mammoth + pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied colored scarfs of + ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried grasses, oats, and + everlastings. + </p> + <p> + Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the + next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke + entirely refreshed and ready for the fray. + </p> + <p> + The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not + very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of + windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The + surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered + into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that they + had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty a one + as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how lovely a + picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral surroundings. + Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, sweet and bright + from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. Bell was radiant, + issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying here and there, + laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's device), and talking + merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining with mischief under her + great straw hat. + </p> + <p> + Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this were + the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while the + embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and danced + on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were alive. + </p> + <p> + The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for the + boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was simply + delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with + affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and boys + particularly affect—jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies. + How the girls remembered their closetful of “attempts” at home; how they + roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how they + discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato versus + boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance they discussed + questions of household economy, and interlarded their conversation with + quotations from the “Young Housekeeper's Friend,” and the “Bride's + Manual.” + </p> + <p> + In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,—some quiet, more + not at all so,—until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short + days, they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the + snow, baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics + should be confined to summer. + </p> + <p> + “What a gl-orious time we've had!” exclaimed Jo, as they busied themselves + about the home dining-room. “Yesterday seems like a horrible nightmare, + or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, and if we + hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we carried were + not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the buns, and Patty's + doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.” + </p> + <p> + “And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,” quoth Edith, in a sly aside. + </p> + <p> + “Well,” admitted Patty, ruefully, “there certainly was quite enough + saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the + bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's cake, + indeed!” she finished with a scornful smile. + </p> + <p> + “True!” said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had + been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; “I can't deny it. + Proceed with your sarcasm.” + </p> + <p> + “This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda says,” + exclaimed Alice. “Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! The + closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less said + about the back bedroom the better.” + </p> + <p> + Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to + improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big + aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made + fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and + otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of order + which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and trials + of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER V—OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ONDAY morning + broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind whistled and blew + about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying the clothes-line round the + chimneys and fastening it to the strong pine-trees in front, for greater + safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it hailed at seven, rained at eight, + stopped at nine, and presently began to go through the same varied + programme. After breakfast, Bell went to the window and stood dreamily + flattening her nose against the pane, while the others busied themselves + about their several tasks. + </p> + <p> + “Well, girls,” said she at length, “we've had four different kinds of + weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it + doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to + come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to + amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before it + rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the way; who + knows!” + </p> + <p> + So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard wrapped + in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and framing + her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless from a race + across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella right side out. + She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving the doors all open, + and sank into a chair, with an expression of mysterious mirth in her eyes. + </p> + <p> + “Guess what's happened!” she asked, with sparkling eyes. “I have the most + enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never will think, + and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all invited to tea + this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't that 'ridikilis'?” + </p> + <p> + “Do tell, Isabel,” squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of + Miss Sawyer, “air you a-going to accept?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,” said Edith Lambert. “I should like to see + the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it saves + cooking.” + </p> + <p> + “We are remarkably favored,” laughed Bell. “I don't believe that anybody + has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years + ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and father + died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They were + quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house all + furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and pictures. All + the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's heart, and get + her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has been changed in + all these years, except that they have bought a cooking-stove. Miss Jane + hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed of the stove, I think; as + to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, or a carpet-sweeper,—why, + she would as soon think of changing the fashion of her bonnet! I believe + there isn't such a curious house, nor another pair of such dried-up, + half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the country. There's Emma Jane with + the butter! I'll meet her at the back door, get her to peel some potatoes + and apples, make her sew a white ruffle in her neck, and make some + original remark.” + </p> + <p> + Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The + old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled + with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant and + gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of + asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal + flower-de-luce,—all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose + hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and steal + their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white clam-shells, + where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, bachelor's-buttons, + larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would Miss Miranda allow + within these sacred ancient places, no begonias, gladioli, and “sech,” + with their new-fangled, heathenish, unpronounceable names. The old flowers + were good enough for her; and, certainly, they made a blooming spot about + the dark house. + </p> + <p> + Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds + perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay + over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping them + just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way common to + snow. + </p> + <p> + But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, the rooms + inside seemed even more so. The “keeping-room” had been refurnished + fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been kept, that there + still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over the stiff black + hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, surrounded by the + Sawyer family photographs—husbands and wives always taken in + affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be misunderstood. + In a corner stood the mahogany “what-not” with its bead watch-cases, + shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, together with more + family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on the top shelf, and a + marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. Then there was a + gorgeous “drawn in” rug before the fireplace, with impossible purple roses + and pink leaves on its surface, and a marble-topped table holding a + magnificent lamp with a glass fringe around it, and a large piece of red + flannel floating in the kerosene. + </p> + <p> + All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor granted + at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the curiosities in + the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though their sobriety was + almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of art which Miss + Miranda held up for their reverential admiration. + </p> + <p> + Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were + four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy + occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed up + the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The + counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There was + the “wild-goose chase,” the “log cabin,” the “rocky mountain,” the “Irish + plaid,” and a “charm quilt,” in twelve hundred pieces, no two of which + were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton curtains with + elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow with a + yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of Napoleon + crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and of a + sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never an + outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a + skittish-looking pony. + </p> + <p> + These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's + favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a + painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest + sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that + Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her + skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary were + seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; His + Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a brook + was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him on the + bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as well it + might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the others Miss + Hannah's last and finest effort—“Maidens welcoming General + Washington in the streets of Alexandria.” The maidens, thirteen in number, + were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as to hair, long + as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and carrying bouquets + of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with green ribbon. + </p> + <p> + The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their + tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare supper. + </p> + <p> + “My reputation is gone,” whispered Jo, solemnly. “To think that I should + have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon; + but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of my + politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me instead + of frowning at me.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you think?” cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking down + her chair in so doing, “I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and see if + they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, Jo?” + </p> + <p> + The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door + stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, “Can't we set the table or + help in any way, Miss Miranda?” + </p> + <p> + “No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you + wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter girl + may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up the + kitchen.” + </p> + <p> + So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting + under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing of + Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been suffered to + touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of extreme care, + she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to set the chairs + around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in cutting the dried + beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on each of her + fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little calendars of + suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she did not murmur, + as most of her mistakes implicated other people. + </p> + <p> + At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss Miranda + was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink “chany” + set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes of great + magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and cream, a + green dragon plate the cookies, and the “Sheltered Peasant” saucers came + in for general admiration. + </p> + <p> + The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda + biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; a + blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full of + delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, creamy + cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin pie, baked + in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and indigestible-est of + all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar gingerbread besides. This array + of good things being taken in with rapid and rabid glances, the girls + exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and even emitted audible signs of + happiness. To say that they did justice to the repast would be a feeble + expression, for in truth the meals of their own preparation were irregular + as to time, indifferent as to quality, and sometimes, when they calculated + carelessly and unwisely, even small as to quantity. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0127.jpg" alt="0127 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0127.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to a + string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of + information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss + Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they rose to + go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed atmosphere + that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the quaint, + old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New England + goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of conversation had + exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their leave, and the + sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated in from the + country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a fan excitedly to + and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and pink from the + unwonted dissipation. + </p> + <p> + “Wall, Jane,” said she, “it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis' + Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when + her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, them + do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.” + </p> + <p> + “They seemed to enjoy their supper,” said Miss Jane; “I never saw girls + make a heartier meal.” + </p> + <p> + “They did for certain,” continued Miranda, “too hearty most. I thought. + That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, that'll + sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake till I was + afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very thankful we + hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.” + </p> + <p> + And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle, + and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their + bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous. + </p> + <p> + Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and the + deep “slush” beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a hearty + laugh and jest. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!” exclaimed Patty, as they + opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. And, + indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms they had + left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and touched the + marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds were fast asleep + with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog and cat were + snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young people, as well + as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss Miranda's and Miss + Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider outlook, and quite + different problems and responsibilities. + </p> + <p> + “We never can be jollier than this!” cried Lilia, in an irrepressible + burst of appreciation. “Oh, that it might last forever, and that + seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! Then + we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, taking + tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good supper + that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with remorse + when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only skillful, + energetic, and ingenious!” + </p> + <p> + “You're the very essence of thanklessness!” answered Bell, in high + dudgeon. “It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls, + when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far + removed from a zoological garden when <i>you</i> return to it, that is + certain!” + </p> + <p> + “My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,” said Lilia, in feigned + repentance. “It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your anger until + after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to be visited upon + us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and crackers.” + </p> + <p> + “Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better to + draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too much + about food,” said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, but never + called attention to it. “When you have done with your nonsense, I have + something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have only four days, 'tis + true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must go away with + flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius that the + village will talk of us for months to come.” + </p> + <p> + “Si-lence in court!” cried Jo, impressively. “Let me offer you the coal + hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a + policeman.” + </p> + <p> + “Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a + comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers and + seniors?” + </p> + <p> + “Indeed I do,” laughed Bell, in recollection. “We girls took all the + characters. What fun it was!” + </p> + <p> + “Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The + boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would + be irresistibly funny. What do you think?” + </p> + <p> + “I like the idea,” exclaimed Patty Weld. “Uncle Harry's large hall would + be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.” + </p> + <p> + “So it is; how fortunate,” agreed Alice; “we couldn't think of anything + that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be + the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. Jo + will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest of us + can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young Lochinvar, + if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell—” this with a sly + glance at her hostess. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Edith, “and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven bridegroom,' + who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.” + </p> + <p> + “Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,” continued Bell; “he does + that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. Phil + Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform the + piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience will + stand erect.” + </p> + <p> + “But, oh, the labor of it, girls!” sighed Patty—“wooden horses to be + made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery + to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning before + us?” + </p> + <p> + “Nonsense, of course we can,” rejoined Bell, energetically. “We will + consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, and + costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at five + to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of—” + </p> + <p> + “Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,” finished Lilia, with grim sarcasm. + “If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the cooking! How + are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should like to know?” + </p> + <p> + “How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they + humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you + gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.” + </p> + <p> + “Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be starved + beforehand by way of getting used to it,” retorted Lilia, as she lighted + the bedroom candles. “Come, dears, do cover the fire; it was sleepy-time + an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, look through the + piazza window.” + </p> + <p> + Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering + crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted + finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark, + and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter + into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters + tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver + string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the + dazzling winter moonlight. + </p> + <p> + Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all drawn + closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, and the + solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One minute + passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at length Bell + impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: “If the minister were + here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to whisper, 'Dear Lord, + make us pure and white within, as thy world is without.'” + </p> + <p> + “Amen,” murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath. + </p> + <p> + “Pull down the curtain,” sighed Jo; “it makes me feel wicked!” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!” pleaded Edith, “it is too heavenly and + it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's 'St. + Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from her + convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of heaven—the + poem you recited for the medal, Alice,—say a verse of it.” And + Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + “As these white robes are soil'd and + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + dark + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + To yonder shining ground; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + As this pale taper's earthly spark, + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + To yonder argent round; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So shines my soul before the Lamb, + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + My spirit before Thee; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So in mine earthly house I am + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + To that I hope to be!” + </p> + <p> + <br /> <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VI—“THE END OF THE PLAY” + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">O</span>N the next + morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, the six + housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the sun, + accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite + behindhand and outshone. + </p> + <p> + In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the girls + were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it held up + its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation points of + surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of their warm + nests before the world was lighted or heated. + </p> + <p> + The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were + farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily + preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous to + behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. They + consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, colored + stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and jaunty + little caps with bobbing quills. + </p> + <p> + On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of “Young + Lochinvar,” the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see + the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East + Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower + Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles + and cousins. + </p> + <p> + In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,—and + fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they would + have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, mirror in + hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she had not + succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable Scottish + dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and spectacles. + Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to Hugh, that he + might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance for Lochinvar, + while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek expression for the + jilted bridegroom. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0145.jpg" alt="0145 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0145.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to “get up” her courage. + As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one for a Scottish + bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and certainly she + looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for Lochinvar's rash + folly. It was of some shining white material, and came below the ankle, + just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; the skirt was + 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and full, with short + puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown of flowers made her + as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma Jane Perkins stood in + one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her red hair was waved and + hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. She hoped she could be + trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of beauty at the right + moment, but felt a little doubtful. + </p> + <p> + Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door. + </p> + <p> + “Are you ready, young fry?” asked he. “It is half-past seven, and we ought + to begin.” + </p> + <p> + “Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell them + the prima donna is dangerously ill!” gasped Bell, faintly, fanning herself + with a box-cover. “I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, are you + perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we elope?” + </p> + <p> + “Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the + poem say: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + 'Through all the wide Border his steed + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + was the best? + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + “And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?”—pointing to a wild + and cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <p> + You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of “Young Lochinvar,” and many a + time, I hope, for they are brave old verses: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + West, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Through all the wide Border his steed + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + was the best, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And, save his good broadsword, he + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + weapons had none; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + He rode all unarmed, and he rode all + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + alone. + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So faithful in love, and so dauntless in + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + war, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + There never was knight like the young + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + Lochinvar. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not for + brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted at + Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had + consented to be married to another: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + For a laggard in love and a dastard in + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + war + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + Lochinvar. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen and + bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion that the + bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being struck + quite dumb: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + “Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + inivar, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + Lochinvar?” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past + times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now + merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for + although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks her + health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; then + he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, and + leads the dance with her,—he so stately, she so lovely, that they + are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus + treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she + apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment + they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall, + where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought + the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her + on the saddle, and they dash furiously away: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + “She is won! We are gone, over ban, + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + bush, and scaur; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + They'll have fleet steeds that follow + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + quoth young Lochinvar. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and hasty + mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing over the + fields, but “the laggard in love and the dastard in war” never recovers + his lost Ellen. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So daring in love, and so dauntless in + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + war, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Have ye e'er heard of gallant like + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + young Lochinvar? + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the audience + was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of the stage + with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or verse by + verse, to explain the action. + </p> + <p> + During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a + prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to + match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper + designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam. + </p> + <p> + Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers + with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. His + costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he careered + wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as he rode to + the wedding, was perfectly irresistible. + </p> + <p> + The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all + assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the + determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' sake. + Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who demanded + his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to be + peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling + permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the bride. + She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the spirit, + and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and promenaded + about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on wretchedly, the + parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered: + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + “'Tivere better by far + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + To have matched our fair cousin with + </p> + <p class="indent20"> + young Lochinvar.” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young + Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the + supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in + horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed signs + of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at length to the + plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then Lochinvar + darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,—rather an + unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances, + inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of + the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity + and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was the + work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness, + utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A + pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front + legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and + decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces. + Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, leaped + up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a snail's + pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. When half + way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed to have + forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed it must be some + part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in pantomime; Lochinvar + refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; she pouted and + seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she could have her + own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, and Ellen ran up a + secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly traps. Greatly to the + merriment of the observers, she loaded them on the docile horse in the + very face of Lochinvar's displeasure—two small looking-glasses, a + bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely drew on a pair of huge + India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, and just as her lover's + patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be remounted. The second trip + across the stage was accomplished in safety, though with anything but the + fleetness common to elopements either in life or in poetry. + </p> + <p> + Then came the pursuit—a most graphic and stirring scene, giving + large opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on + dashing hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot + excitement; four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads, + running hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father, + limping in and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory + daughter; and last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot, + with never a horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase. + </p> + <p> + It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued to + laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The + performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and seemed + all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright bevy of + young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed his youth, + and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed pleasure. The hero + and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so generously provided dramatic + opportunities for the minor actors that all had enjoyed an equal chance in + the favor of the audience. There was neither envy, jealousy, nor + heartburning; each of the girls gloried in the achievements of the others, + and confessed that the mechanical ingenuity of the boys had made the + triumph possible. + </p> + <p> + At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many + farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young + squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, sad + thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and cheery + to be gloomy. + </p> + <p> + “Depart, fun and frolic!” sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. “Depart, + breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter, + boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!” + </p> + <p> + “It is really too awful to think or to speak about,” sighed Jo. “Now I + know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the garden; + only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of knowledge, + while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.” + </p> + <p> + “Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever be + troubled with indigestion,” dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the + “Jolly Six.” + </p> + <p> + “Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching + school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried + liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,” said Alice. + </p> + <p> + “Think of us,” cried Geoff, “going back to college, and settling into + regular 'digs.'” + </p> + <p> + “If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,” said Edith, saucily, “you'll + never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines of learning, + that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger Indian, I should + say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what matchless + war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate hair in Betty + Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close together and + trembled visibly!” + </p> + <p> + “It was a wonderful evening,” remarked Hugh. “There were persons there who + said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.” + </p> + <p> + “I don't want to annoy you,” laughed Jo, “but I heard exactly the + opposite.” + </p> + <p> + “Which only goes to show that both of us are both,” retorted Bell. + </p> + <p> + “And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in + parsing and analysis has had its effect,” said Patty. “Look at our angel + cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall + light shining through all its sweet little windows'?” + </p> + <p> + “The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,” observed Alice, as she saw a small + cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney. + </p> + <p> + “Good night and sweet dreams,” called the hoys, when Geoffrey had unlocked + the door of the cottage. + </p> + <p> + “Sweet dreams, indeed!” the girls answered in chorus. “The kitchen closet + to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four hours' + dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.” + </p> + <p> + “Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,” reminded Hugh. “We'll + take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning of the + shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give one rousing + cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the century!” + </p> + <p> + The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty vigor. + </p> + <p> + “Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,” cried + Bell, modestly; “the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged the + model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model + parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright + idea?” + </p> + <p> + More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard. + </p> + <p> + “The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but her + bright idea to keep her company,” said Jo Fenton, suggestively. + </p> + <p> + “Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' Hip, + hip, hurrah!” and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and across + the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch shell, an + instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his men to dinner + in haying time. Had it not been for this message of correction it is + possible the enthusiastic young people might have cheered one another till + midnight. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <p> + It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone, + and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the + empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper, + tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the “Jolly + Six.” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + How dear to our hearts are the scenes of + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + vacation, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + When fond recollection presents them + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + to view! + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and—chief + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + recreation— + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + That gayest of picnics with squires so + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + true! + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And note, torn away from the loved situ- + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + ation, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + The hump of conceit will explosively + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + swell, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + As proudly we think, never since the + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + creation, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Did any young housekeepers keep + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + house so well! + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Think not our great genius too highly + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + we've rated, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + For all that belongs to the kitchen we + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + know; + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And feel that from infancy we have been + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + fated + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + For scrubbing and cooking, far more + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + than for show. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + charming, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + So toothsome the compounds we often + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + have mixed, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + That though you would think the news + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + somewhat alarming, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + On housekeeping ever our minds are + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + quite fixed. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Good-by to all hope of a fame uni- + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + versal! + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + Farewell, vain ambition,—that way + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + madness lies! + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + The rest of our youth shall be one long + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + rehearsal + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + For life in six cottages, all of this + </p> + <p class="indent30"> + size! + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <h3> + B. W. + </h3> + <h3> + J. F. + </h3> + <h3> + P. W. + </h3> + <h3> + A. F. + </h3> + <h3> + E. L. + </h3> + <h3> + L. P. + </h3> + <p class="indent10"> + X + </p> + <p class="indent10"> + Their joint mark. + </p> + <p class="indent10"> + Witnessed by me this morning, + </p> + <p class="indent10"> + Jack Frost, Notary Public. + </p> + <p class="indent10"> + Sealed with a snow flake. + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate + behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted. + </p> + <p> + “They are awfully jolly girls,” said Jack. + </p> + <p> + “Better than jolly,” added Geoffrey, thoughtfully. + </p> + <p> + “You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,” agreed + Hugh. “None like'em in Brunswick.” + </p> + <p> + “Or in Portland.” + </p> + <p> + “Or in Bath.” + </p> + <p> + “Or in Augusta.” + </p> + <p> + And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of + view. + </p> + <p> + The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, but + fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six laughing + faces as before. + </p> + <p> + A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the door-step, + twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs which girlish + hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew away disappointed. In + the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her high-backed chair, + knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at her post by the + window, drearily watching the sun go down. + </p> + <p> + She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face. + “Mi-randy!” called she, sharply. + </p> + <p> + No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles. + </p> + <p> + “Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down here + from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia has + her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad one of + 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she was + ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.” + </p> + <p> + Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking. + </p> + <p> + “It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them + young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!” + continued Miss Jane. “I should like to give one girl a chance of being a + brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin', + Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!” + </p> + <p> + No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck by + lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to its + foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the + hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a + child's hand might pull her tail in days to come. + </p> + <p> + “It does seem dreadful lonesome,” Miss Miranda agreed, after a long pause. + “Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life that's + gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as I said. + Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' work, too. + Of course, you've thought o' that?” + </p> + <p> + “We take about so many steps, anyway,” argued Miss Jane, “and if the + child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha ain't + so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her comp'ny—even + two cats is better'n one.” + </p> + <p> + “There goes Emma Jane Perkins,” exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post of + observation. “She looks different somehow. I've always said I should think + her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her + hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' her + spring medicine.” + </p> + <p> + “I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that + trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,” rejoined Miss Jane, wisely. + “Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd + taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.” + </p> + <p> + “Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take + Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full of + her own fancies to be easy managed.” + </p> + <p> + This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of fact, Mrs. + Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, industrious, and + of much assistance with the house-work, and as a matter of fact it was the + somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from the far-away farm to live in + the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss Miranda. And all that befell + this new family circle, formed almost by accident, and all that Rebecca + did, or became, as well as everything that happened during the gradual + beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was, as you see, the indirect result of + Bell Winship's madcap experiment in housekeeping. + </p> + <h3> + THE END + </h3> + <div style="height: 6em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Half-A-Dozen Housekeepers, by Kate Douglas Wiggin + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS *** + +***** This file should be named 54685-h.htm or 54685-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/5/4/6/8/54685/ + +Produced by David Widger from page images generously +provided by the Internet Archive + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will +be renamed. + +Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright +law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, +so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United +States without permission and without paying copyright +royalties. 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