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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 54685 ***
+
+HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
+
+A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters
+
+By Kate Douglas Wiggin
+
+Illustrated by Mills Thompson
+
+Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company
+
+1903
+
+[Illustration: 0001]
+
+[Illustration: 0006]
+
+[Illustration: 0007]
+
+
+
+
+HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I--BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT
+
+|MARCH had come in like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a
+lamb. The pussy willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but
+although it takes a deal to discourage a New England pussy willow,
+they shivered in their brown skins and despaired of making their annual
+appearance even by April Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the
+South, having received private advices from the snow-birds that State
+o' Maine weather, in the present season, was only fitted for Arctic
+explorers. The air was keen and nipping and the wind blew steadily from
+the north and howled about the chimneys until one hardly knew whether
+to hug the warmth of the open fire or to go out and battle with the
+elements.
+
+Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were
+still “young females” when all this happened)--little did they care
+about snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the
+afternoon skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in
+the window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate “_Hoc opus
+hic labor est_” with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or
+the glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber
+boots, muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old
+mink cape), and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in
+mathematics or philosophy!
+
+These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and
+cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and
+the “young females” who graced that institution of learning were not
+inconsolable.
+
+Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other
+nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning,
+five little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their
+presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor.
+
+Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on
+the minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing
+remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the
+morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed
+to be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six,
+all told.
+
+The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled,
+but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great
+dignity in these words:
+
+“Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to
+the ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I
+wish to impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves
+to the afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,” she
+continued, still impressively, “that my highly respected parents are
+both away for the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and
+it occurred to me as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six
+girls should go over and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and
+untrammeled.” Here the tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the
+overmastering enthusiasm of the audience. Cheers and applause greeted
+her. Everybody pounded with whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on
+any article of furniture that chanced to be near.
+
+“Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!” cried Lilia Porter; “a more
+than usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you
+suppose?”
+
+“That's the point,” answered Bell, gleefully. “Here is the letter I have
+just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his
+daughter:”
+
+ Baltimore, March 6th, 18--.
+
+ My dear Child:--We do not like to refuse you anything while
+ we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well
+ insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother
+ says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and
+ preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the
+ fires and lights.
+
+ I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking
+ advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are
+ your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway,
+ and you might as well put yourself nominally under their
+ care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you,
+ perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the
+ allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no
+ doubt.
+
+ Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers
+ are still standing.
+
+ Your weakly indulgent but affectionate
+
+ Father.
+
+“Isn't he a perfect darling!” cried the enraptured quintette.
+
+“I think,” said demure Patty Weld, “that before we permit ourselves to
+feel too happy, we had better consult _our_ 'powers that be,' and see if
+we can accept Bell's invitation.”
+
+“I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,” Bell answered, firmly. “I have
+thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and
+Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead
+you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you
+can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are
+only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you
+can get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe.
+Grandmamma lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas,
+and Uncle Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight
+marauders that may happen in to pay their respects.”
+
+So the “Jolly Six,” as they were called by their schoolmates, separated,
+to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on
+to her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring
+farmer's daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege.
+
+The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious
+plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great
+amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their
+confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming
+the sternly practical department best suited to her--meat, vegetables,
+and bread--while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various
+little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so
+tender. Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the
+school, with Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the
+beds, tidying of rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and
+Patty Weld, with noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder
+that cross of an old-fashioned girl's life--the washing and wiping of
+dishes.
+
+On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the
+Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell,
+who asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them.
+
+“Du tell, Isabel!--I didn't expect to see you this mornin',--air your
+folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?” asked Miss
+Miranda.
+
+“Oh, no,” laughed Bell; “I'm going to housekeeping myself!”
+
+“Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?” cried Miss
+Jane.
+
+“Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates
+over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as
+housekeepers and householders.”
+
+“Land o' mercy,” moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. “That Pa o' yourn
+would let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man
+could do sech a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house
+to pieces, I don't see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I
+declare I sha'n't sleep a wink for worrying the whole time.”
+
+“You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,” said Bell, with some spirit. “If
+six girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few
+stoves and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems
+to think nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's
+growing wiser all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as
+bright as those detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.”
+
+“Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are
+unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your
+key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your
+bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye
+knows anything about flour food.”
+
+“Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work,
+for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and
+Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have
+Topsycat while I am here?”
+
+“Yes, I s'pose so,” said Miss Jane, “though it's been an awful sight of
+work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis'
+Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the
+first week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters
+every mornin'.”
+
+“I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome
+afterward,” Bell answered, “but you know it's almost impossible to keep
+house without a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the
+moment I arrived, and is waiting at the gate now.”
+
+“I don't agree with you,” said Miss Miranda. “'Blessed be nothin', I
+say, when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went
+next, and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'.
+If you have a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a
+barn full of critters.”
+
+The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they
+unlocked one frost-bitten door after another.
+
+“We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,” said Bell, with chattering teeth;
+“but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse
+and thaw things out.” This was done, and in an hour they were moderately
+comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using
+only three rooms, all on the first floor--the large, handsome family
+sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very
+capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing
+the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters,
+thus making one immensely wide bed.
+
+“There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a
+row, and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I
+certainly am a good contriver,” cried Bell, with a triumphant little
+laugh.
+
+“It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin'
+down in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',”
+ rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and
+bred.
+
+The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for
+cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional
+breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its
+bright drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the
+mahogany extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and
+silver service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room
+made graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and
+placed photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red
+apples just where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her
+Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being
+filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full
+pantry.
+
+“Oh, Grandma,” she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and
+bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, “it does look
+lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's
+no danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it
+would burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build
+the fires every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze
+myself daily for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come
+yet!”
+
+“Yes,” said Uncle Harry, “and brought eatables enough for an army--more
+than you girls can devour in a month.”
+
+“You'll see,” said Bell, laughingly.
+
+“You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please
+take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've
+just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station
+for the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most
+astounding thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,--the
+one he takes to town filled with vegetables,--and I am going to keep it
+for our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care
+for public opinion!” said she, with a disdainful gesture.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II--IN THE FIRELIGHT
+
+|TWO hours later you might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's
+Jerry, with Bell and Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing,
+rosy-cheeked girls warmly tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even
+the sober old sun, who had been under a cloud that day, poked his head
+out to see the fun, and became so interested that, in spite of himself,
+he forgot his determination not to shine, and did his duty all the
+afternoon.
+
+When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,--the cozy
+sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row,
+so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon,
+and finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one
+corner,--there arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud
+enough to shock the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered.
+
+“I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor
+corner,” said Bell; “but the common-sense of it will be seen by every
+thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is
+too short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for
+apples.”
+
+“Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,” exclaimed Lilia
+Porter. “Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you
+are talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments.
+Shelter before food, say I!”
+
+“Apartments!” sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. “You are very grand in your
+ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!” and
+she threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party
+dramatically in that direction.
+
+“Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,” cried Edith
+Lambert. “Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an
+apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be
+given a chair of state.”
+
+“Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,” asked Patty, “why those croquet
+mallets and balls are laid out in file round the beds?”
+
+“Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come
+in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!”
+
+“Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all
+to a jelly to begin with?” Patty retorted, being of a practical mind.
+
+“That _would_ be rather embarrassing,” answered Bell, with a reflective
+shudder; “I hadn't thought of it.”
+
+“What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet
+mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?” asked
+Alice, “and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks
+start supper;” whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up
+a pair of small, stout boots on the fender.
+
+The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated
+discouragement.
+
+“I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been
+in the house an hour,” said the head cook.
+
+“Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if
+they can. However,” turning again to Alice, “it isn't to be supper, but
+dinner. The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9
+a.m., luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times
+betwixt and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be
+completely under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship
+and Fenton. We cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss
+Forsaith. If time hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own
+branches of housework.”
+
+“If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,”
+ cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. “I dare say we shall be half
+starved as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on,
+Bluebell!”
+
+Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have
+made much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so
+formidable were the appetites, and such the merriment.
+
+“Oh, dear,” sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, “I will
+throw off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a
+disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with
+the reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a
+solitary one left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded
+and gone, she is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for
+to-night, so the Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our
+one potato into the kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for
+breakfast. Look in the corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,'
+Marion Harland's 'Cook Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The
+Bride's Manual.'”
+
+At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and
+noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the
+sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive
+picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the
+astral lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent
+over “Little Women.” Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort
+of twist, from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were
+straying out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark
+dress, was humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was
+sitting flat on the hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the
+warm occupation of corn popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round
+her face, while Patty Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her
+on a hassock, knitting a “fascinator” out of white wool. These two, so
+thoroughly unlike, were never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so
+inseparable as to be dubbed the “Scissors” or “Tongs” by their friends.
+Alice and Lilia were quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's
+animated expression and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the
+calm face of her antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over
+anything. It was she who carried off all the dignity and took the part
+of presiding goddess of the party. The girls all adored her for her
+beauty and superior age; for she had attained the enviable pinnacle of
+“sweet sixteen.”
+
+“Come,” said Jo, breaking the silence, “let us have refreshments, then a
+good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go
+to bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as
+no one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.”
+
+“Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll
+be,” laughed Bell.
+
+“She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?” cried Lilia.
+
+“Now Lilia,” said Edith, “let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit
+in a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl
+that hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot
+crack an almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up
+the end of the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put
+the tablecloth on crooked, and--oh, dear--now you've stepped in the
+pop-corn,” as Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without
+knocking something over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy
+flight. “You have such a genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at
+once, I think you must be web-footed.”
+
+“Well, that's possible,” retorted the unfortunate Lilia; “I've often
+been told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.”
+
+“Do you realize, girls,” said Edith, after a while, “that we shall all
+be visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this
+repast? I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to
+the fire, so that we can have our good-night chat.”
+
+So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the
+lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown,
+the yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers,
+braiding it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles
+in the air, as all young things are wont to do.
+
+“Girls, dear old girls,” said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence
+of two minutes; “isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything?
+How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have
+been put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and
+kindly every day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.”
+
+“It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into
+thinking about God's care and goodness,” said Edith, “although it's very
+strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little
+baby playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to
+make the letters into words and spell out things for myself.”
+
+“What a perfect heathen I am,” burst out Jo. “I can't feel any of these
+things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith
+says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the
+letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for
+that!”
+
+“Look out of the window, Jo,” said
+
+Bell, who was leaning on the sill. “Don't you think if God can make
+out of all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender,
+green, springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a
+wonderful thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the
+frozen earth?”
+
+“Well,” rejoined Jo, dismally, “there's something to begin on out there,
+but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any
+signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to
+hear you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.”
+
+“I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,” said Lilia, confusedly
+struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. “There's lots
+of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.”
+
+“Thanks for your encouragement,” said Jo, amid the laughter that
+followed Lilia's peculiar metaphor. “I think if you'll try to handle the
+spiritual bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now
+don't laugh, girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I
+talk in my usual frivolous way.”
+
+“You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,” said her loving champion,
+Patty, “but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was
+it who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor
+washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the
+church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a
+headache?”
+
+“Patty, if you don't desist,” cried Jo, with a flaming face, and
+brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, “I'll throw this at your dear,
+charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a
+story of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as
+hostess, ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it
+will find me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of
+the orchestra.”
+
+“Dear me, I can't begin!” cried Bell, “Nothing ever happened to me
+except going to California and having a double wedding in the family.
+That's the sum total of my adventures.”
+
+“Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh,
+you do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to
+you,” sighed Lilia. “You never seem to have any trials.”
+
+“Trials!” rejoined Bell, sarcastically. “I should think I hadn't.
+Perhaps I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old
+aunty! Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and
+nine, or seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left
+at school while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those
+afflictions?”
+
+“Yes, I do,” answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; “and I'll
+never allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California
+story,--that's a dear,--for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.”
+
+“Oh, well,” said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her
+eyes rested on the cabinet, “I'll tell you the story of these;” and she
+took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by
+fire. “Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as
+'bookish' and romantic as possible.
+
+“Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred
+miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father
+was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and
+Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see
+them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in
+the garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that
+California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on
+the trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the
+peaches were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where
+the crimson stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.”
+
+“Don't,” cried Jo; “you'll make us discontented with our New England
+apples!”
+
+“We were chatting and eating peaches,” continued Bell, “when the gate
+opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us,
+The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I
+had heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the
+tribe, and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came;
+for our Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling
+us tales. She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black
+hair, not so coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good
+features, and the prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was
+dressed gaily and handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her
+lovely, bare, brown neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which
+we noticed at once as being very valuable. She stayed there all the
+afternoon under the fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential.
+Mother, meanwhile, had gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls,
+and had taken them from her neck to examine them. At sunset, when she
+went home to her wigwam, she slipped the necklace into mother's lap,
+saying, with her sweet trick of speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you
+takie my beads.' Of course, mother could not accept them, and Eskaluna
+departed in quite a disappointed mood. I remember being sorry that the
+pretty young thing was going to marry the disagreeable, ugly chief. He
+was just as jealous and ferocious as he could be--wouldn't let her
+talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and had shot one man already
+because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.”
+
+A chorus of “Oh's” and “Ah's” interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew
+round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a “cruel
+coquette” by a young student at Wareham.
+
+“In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying
+that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had
+heard that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered
+whether his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of
+course, and were terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral
+of poor Eskaluna, who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty.
+Nakawa told us the whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it
+was. Her lover, the chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her,
+and on the afternoon she came to our house, he had heard from some
+crafty villain or other (an enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she
+was false, and, instead of intending to marry him, loved a handsome
+young Indian of another tribe, and was planning to run away with him.
+
+“This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road
+determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely
+part of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the
+mountain sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San
+Jacinto valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her
+scarlet dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came
+singing along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim
+at the heart that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of
+birds' feathers; shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that
+she fell in an instant, dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the
+helpless old squaw, he escaped into a canon near by.
+
+[Illustration: 0053]
+
+“The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the
+place just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We
+went close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of
+her beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the
+head of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,--the
+prettiest neck in the world,--lay this charred string of pearls she had
+worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old
+squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her
+murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he
+was determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at
+the same time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would
+have been much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to
+think of her being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and
+true; and that's the end of my story. Who comes next?”
+
+“Not I, at this hour,” yawned Jo, “but it was a good tale!”
+
+“Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!” said Alice,
+admiringly.
+
+“I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have
+if we go to bed,” murmured Edith from her cozy corner. “Come, it is
+after ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.”
+
+In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking
+in at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a
+row, and the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III--AN EMERGENCY CASE
+
+|THE next morning broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold.
+I cannot attempt to tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and
+ingenious bevy of girls during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite
+neighbor, had kept to her post of observation, the window, very closely,
+and had seen much to awaken scorn and surprise.
+
+“Wa'al, Jane!” said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, “there they go
+ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's
+pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to
+laugh so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't
+done up their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and
+they hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship
+is as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.”
+
+Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses,
+for, aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and
+through doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that
+morning, when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window,
+that she believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a
+liberty-pole.
+
+The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the
+evening, their spirits still high and their inventive powers still
+unimpaired, they gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small
+but appreciative. Grandmother was in a private box--the high-backed
+arm-chair in the cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected
+throne made by perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a
+large pair of goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical
+critic for the morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders
+from Mrs. Carter's famous Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young
+schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student earning his college course by odd terms
+of teaching), and Hugh Pennell, his chum and classmate, home on a brief
+holiday, made quite a brave show when seated in three rows, while the
+unaffected laughter, the open mouths, and the staring eyes of “the
+help,” Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah Flagg, who were
+grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment.
+
+Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark.
+Jo was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly
+funny scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of
+her cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its
+short sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made
+her such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell
+quite laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang “The Last Rose of
+Summer” with all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down
+of eyelids, and kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally
+accompany it when sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally
+greeted with rapturous applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown
+and smoking-cap for male attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice
+Forsaith, rendering it with original Italian words and embraces at the
+end of every measure.
+
+[Illustration: 0063]
+
+Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical
+events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited
+to name them as they followed one another in quick succession,--Eliza
+crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the
+bloodhounds in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble
+Captain John; Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely
+glitter of his eye; and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a
+stern and rock-bound coast, ably represented by the dining-room table.
+As Uncle Harry sat on the table he was obliged to be the center of this
+thrilling scene, which was variously surmised by the audience to be
+the capture of a slave-ship by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a
+tenement-house fire, the killing of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or
+an impassioned attempt to drag Casabianca from the burning deck.
+
+After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the
+kitchen to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast.
+
+“I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is
+warm,” said Jo. “Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond
+words!”
+
+“If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,”
+ rejoined Bell.
+
+“It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,” said Patty,
+looking in at the door, with a superior air; “Columbus discovered
+America in an open boat.”
+
+“He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,” quoth
+Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat.
+
+“Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to
+night?”
+
+“I did,” replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet,
+cupboard, and sink. “Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in
+other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days
+I propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth
+closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her
+hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of
+twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.”
+
+“I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,” responded
+Jo. “I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look,
+Bell, can this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of
+our parlor boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate
+sensibilities'?”
+
+“I think that it may escape criticism,” laughed Bell. “Cover it with a
+clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation
+before it goes in the frying-pan.”
+
+“I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!” sighed Lilia,
+as she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the
+bed, a little later. “I have only two things to trouble me. First: my
+wisdom tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my
+turn to build the kitchen fire in the morning.”
+
+“Console yourself with one thought, my dear,” murmured Bell, drowsily,
+yet sagely. “Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your
+tooth chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the
+fire.”
+
+“Don't tell her that,” urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, “or she will be
+feigning toothache constantly.”
+
+Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the
+night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her
+slipping quietly out of bed.
+
+“What's the matter, Lilia!” she whispered.
+
+“Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just
+enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is
+the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?”
+
+“Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand;
+sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?”
+
+“No, no, hush!” said Lilia. “I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here
+it is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.”
+
+So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the
+head of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain
+growing less, fell asleep.
+
+In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily,
+glanced at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing
+shriek. This in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek
+on general principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked
+where Bell pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a
+dark, purple color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length,
+hearing the confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being
+open, and rolling about in surprise, she looked still more alarming.
+
+“What on earth is the matter, girls?” she asked, sitting up in bed,
+smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids.
+
+Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her.
+
+“K-k-keep c-c-calm,” said Bell. “Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen
+and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send
+for the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?”
+
+Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of
+terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair.
+
+“Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It
+must be a malignant pustule--or spotted fever--or something dreadful!
+What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out
+what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very
+good-looking before.”
+
+“Girls,” said Bell, “let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too
+quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and,
+Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her
+comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.”
+
+“Put on the kettle,” added Patty, “and heat blankets; they always do
+that in emergencies.”
+
+“Don't frighten me to death,” wailed Lilia, “calling me 'a thing of this
+kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the
+night.”
+
+“She had neuralgia in her face,” explained Jo; “that must have had
+something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then
+dropped off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try
+to keep up your courage!”
+
+Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many groans
+and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an
+awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the
+very last stages.
+
+“But,” cried Alice, perplexed, “it is all very strange, for why does she
+have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from
+mortification in one night?”
+
+“Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,” said Patty, who had
+heard about such a case in her own family.
+
+“Goodness knows what it is,” exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in
+nervous terror. “What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks
+to her head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her
+'extremities,' as father calls them--whether to give her a sweat or keep
+her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with
+her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing
+we can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid
+together.”
+
+Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now
+that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale
+light of the student lamp.
+
+“You patient old darling!” cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the
+bed. “We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure
+to be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!!
+what bottle have I tipped over under this bed!”
+
+“It's my neuralgia liniment,” murmured Lilia, faintly. “I bathed my face
+in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for
+I can't get any more here.”
+
+“Your neuralgia lotion!” shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank
+astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal
+parts. “Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious,
+blundering goose!” and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed
+valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm
+of voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle
+Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts
+and gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must
+at least have fallen into convulsions.
+
+“Let me see the poor child immediately,” cried Mr. Winship. “What is the
+trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?” looking
+at the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets
+and blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force
+a pillow into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter
+inaudible. “Are you trying to play a joke on me?” continued he, with as
+much dignity as was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt,
+a pair of trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane
+which he had quite unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his
+chamber.
+
+“The fact is,” answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately
+hard to regain her sobriety,--“the fact is--Uncle Harry--we made--a
+mistake, and so did--Lilia. There were two bottles just alike on the
+wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five minutes in the
+purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!”
+
+Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke.
+
+“Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!” sighed Jo, lifting her head
+from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. “All her face, except part
+of her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple
+blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or
+anything else frightful!”
+
+“Well,” said Edith, slyly, “Bell said mortification had taken place. I
+don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you?
+
+“Puns are out of place, Edith,” said Bell, severely. “Don't hurry, Uncle
+Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you
+embarrassment.”
+
+But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his
+rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the
+hall, and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that
+it would be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him
+out of bed again at five o'clock on a winter's day.
+
+As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber,
+but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and
+then made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire
+should be used to some purpose.
+
+Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started
+the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented
+number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was
+a call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter
+Farm, a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for
+hauling wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the
+doctor's for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges.
+Then directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential
+call upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of
+regard several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was
+unnoticed, but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied
+coming from the Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or
+another. When questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of
+foolishness they merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the
+Winships pig, but that it was a visit of condolence and sympathy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV--A WINTER PICNIC
+
+|YOU may think that Lilia's “mortification” was quite an excitement
+in this enterprising young household; yet I assure you that never
+twenty-four hours passed but a ridiculous adventure of some kind
+overtook the girls. The daily bulletin which they carried over to Mrs.
+Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy inmates in constant wonderment
+as to what would happen next. Sometimes there was a regular programme
+for the next day, prepared the night before, but oftener, things
+happened of themselves, and when they do that, you know, pleasure seems
+a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is unexpected. Uncle
+Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of the gay party of
+young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter openly, and went
+on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic, notwithstanding
+the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was this: On Friday,
+the boys--Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton, and the young
+schoolmaster--turned the great bare hall in the top of the old Winship
+family house into a woodland bower.
+
+By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because
+the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey
+Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had
+finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the
+district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take
+him through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong
+as his name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as
+gentle and chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and
+manly a lad, and withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding
+his youth, as any little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his
+guardian, and thus he had become quite one of the Winship family.
+
+The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with
+this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used
+at some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet
+by stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they
+wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens,
+and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners
+or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs.
+
+“It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?” cried Jack, rubbing his cold
+fingers, “but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make
+birds and flowers and brooks!”
+
+“What's the special difficulty?” asked Geoffrey. “We'll borrow
+Grandmother Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then
+we'll bring over Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be
+musical enough, considering the fact that the thermometer is below
+zero.”
+
+This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic
+forest became tuneful.
+
+The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of
+white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly
+constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical
+structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and
+behold, their forest bloomed!
+
+“But we have finished now, boys,” said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his
+last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They
+were made of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered
+chopping-tray.) “We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing
+at a picnic, too. Good for the small children to fall into, good for
+drinking, good for dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.”
+
+“I have an idea,” suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder
+busily engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. “I
+have an idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the
+water run into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling
+the tank from the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running
+streamlet. There's your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical
+tinkle, and possibly your small child's watery grave. What could be more
+romantic?”
+
+“Out with him!” shouted Geoff. “He ought to be drowned for proposing
+such an apology for a brook.”
+
+“I fail to see the point,” said Jack; “the sound would be sylvan and
+suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.”
+
+“We'll brook no further argument on the subject,” retorted Hugh; “the
+afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or
+the watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with
+house plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell
+you, let us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em
+for a retreat, in one corner.” After some explanations from Hugh about
+his plan, the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic
+and ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle
+Harry's parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it,
+there was an evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with
+a dozen stones from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss
+Jane Sawyer's potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted
+by two banging baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight
+stove to warm it into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by
+screens of green boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed
+into a green forest, vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming
+flowers.
+
+The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee.
+
+“Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the
+desert blooming as the rose!” cried Hugh.
+
+“I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,” answered
+Jack, dryly, “inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and
+home during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer,
+hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she
+had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly
+stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to
+sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations.
+Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet
+at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go
+in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and
+seeing the girls.”
+
+Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a
+gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother
+Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and
+extremely anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going
+on.
+
+While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers
+were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had
+been a day of disasters from beginning to end--the first really mournful
+one in their experience.
+
+It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them
+before they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it
+went out in the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a
+large coal stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret
+to say that this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly
+so.
+
+After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of
+teeth, for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove
+doors, and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome.
+But, dear me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents,
+and at last the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall
+before the weather would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the
+inevitable.
+
+The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were
+all cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they
+wanted to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might
+astonish more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast;
+Edith, that most precise and careful of all little women under the
+sun, broke a platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious
+omelet, and waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her
+own success, when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly
+into the coal hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell
+fished it hastily out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and
+generally penitent, if an omelet can assume that expression. She slapped
+it on the table severely, and said, with a little choke and tear in her
+voice:
+
+“The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he
+rinsed, and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the
+house for breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into
+the buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon
+besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen;
+and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.”
+
+“Never,” cried Alice, with much determination. “Sooner eat omelet and
+coal hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What
+shall we take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and
+no one will suspect we haven't breakfasted.”
+
+“Let's make mince pies,” cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the
+wood-box.
+
+“Goose,” answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. “There's plenty of time
+to make mince-meat, of course!”
+
+“At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,” said Lilia, with decision, while
+dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. “We had better carry
+the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring
+bread and meat and common things.”
+
+“Oh, tarts, tarts!” exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. “I
+haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?”
+
+“They must be easy enough,” answered Patty, with calm authority. “Cut a
+hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly
+and bake it; that's simple.”
+
+[Illustration: 0093]
+
+“Glad you think so,” responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and
+cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty
+dish-water pot. “I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty
+before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we
+touch to-day is sure to fail.”
+
+“Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'” sang
+Bell, in a spasm of gayety.
+
+“Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,”
+ retorted Edith. “Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder?
+Look in the cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or
+hung for two weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like
+fruit-cake, or 'braised' or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?”
+
+“No,” said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' “but it has to
+be pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.”
+
+“Stuff and nonsense,” said Bell, “Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This
+village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England
+Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been
+seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she
+makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she
+dips her turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft
+gingerbread, Patty.”
+
+“Four cups best New Orleans molasses--”
+
+“The molasses is out,” said Jo; “find jelly-cake.”
+
+“Jelly all gone,” said Bell; “where, I can't think, for there were
+seventeen tumblers.”
+
+“The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,” said Alice, reminiscently.
+“How about doughnuts?”
+
+“All right,” Bell answered, “of course you'll go to the store for more
+eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger,
+jelly, patience, and luck.”
+
+Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books,
+vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country
+store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have
+been thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and
+light as air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one
+another in the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed
+with a headache, leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion
+and uproar. I cannot bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that
+dreadful day, but Bell had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had
+gone to the store-room for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of
+frozen “something” very like mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious
+discovery! She flew back to the kitchen, crying:
+
+“Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot
+of mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You
+trust to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.”
+
+The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It
+thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became
+very thin and curious in its appearance.
+
+“It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,” said
+Lilia to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom
+crust on a pie plate.
+
+“We-l-l, it does!” owned the head cook, frankly; “but I suppose it will
+boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.”
+
+“Very natural,” said Lilia, dryly. “It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to
+tell the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to
+imagine mince-meat ought to look.”
+
+“I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in,
+and I'll hold the plate.”
+
+The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of
+dough over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a
+ventilator, and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of
+relief.
+
+Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work,
+walked in with a can of kerosene.
+
+“Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?” asked Patty,
+pointing to the frying-pan.
+
+Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful
+certainty and disdain: “'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's foot.”
+
+This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the
+kitchen-maids.
+
+“Gracious,” cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin
+at the same time. “What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it
+melted. What is it, then?”
+
+“Suet,” answered cruel Betty Bean. “Your ma chopped it and done it up
+in molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's
+cold; and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good
+deal of apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.”
+
+This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this
+half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely
+lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider
+filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and
+swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door,
+and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy
+roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing.
+
+“Never mind, Bluebell,” cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her
+hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her
+flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. “You can use the
+rest of the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up
+be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!”
+
+Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with
+savage emphasis:
+
+“If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle
+Harry or the boys know about it, I'll--I don't know what I'll do,”
+ finished she, weakly.
+
+“That's a fearful threat,” laughed Jo,--“'The King of France and fifty
+thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'”
+
+And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with
+comforting gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven
+o'clock in the evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen
+tidied; then six as tired young housewives stretched themselves before
+the parlor fire as a bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and
+pretty, was curled upon the sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls
+were lounging in different attitudes of dejection, all with from one to
+three burned fingers enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor
+were painfully meager,--a colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns,
+molasses ginger-bread, and a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in
+the kitchen closet lay a melancholy pile of failure,--Alice's pop-overs,
+which had refused to pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's
+cake that would have made any newly married couple feel as if they were
+at the funeral of their own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in
+their journey through the cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain
+things very nicely, and were considered remarkable caterers by their
+admiring family of school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted
+were entirely beyond their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in
+the closet.
+
+“Oh, dear,” sighed Lilia. “Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I
+don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested
+enough to go to-morrow?”
+
+“I was thinking,” said Edith, dreamily, “that we have only seven more
+days to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't
+care very much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up
+housekeeping. The chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning
+yesterday. We never looked into the store-room nor bought anything in
+advance nor settled what we should cook.”
+
+“Well,” said Bell, waking up a little, “we will crowd everything
+possible into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow
+is Saturday and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort
+of a 'pow-wow,' as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their
+invitation, and then we'll think of something perfectly grand and
+stupendous for Friday, our last day of fun. It will take from that
+until Monday to get the house into something like order for my mother's
+return. (This with a remorseful recollection of the terrible back
+bed-room, where everything imaginable had been 'dumped' for a week
+past.)
+
+“I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,” called Alice, faintly,
+from the distance. “I will do it in the morning while you are packing
+the luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try
+to mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody
+will know which is which.”
+
+The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery
+for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of
+dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,--hats
+that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They
+had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with
+funny silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various
+adventures. Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge;
+Bell's a mammoth pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied
+colored scarfs of ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried
+grasses, oats, and everlastings.
+
+Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the
+next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke
+entirely refreshed and ready for the fray.
+
+The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not
+very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of
+windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The
+surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered
+into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that
+they had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty
+a one as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how
+lovely a picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral
+surroundings. Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy,
+sweet and bright from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living.
+Bell was radiant, issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying
+here and there, laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's
+device), and talking merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining
+with mischief under her great straw hat.
+
+Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this
+were the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while
+the embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and
+danced on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were
+alive.
+
+The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for
+the boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was
+simply delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with
+affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and
+boys particularly affect--jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies.
+How the girls remembered their closetful of “attempts” at home; how they
+roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how
+they discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato
+versus boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance
+they discussed questions of household economy, and interlarded their
+conversation with quotations from the “Young Housekeeper's Friend,” and
+the “Bride's Manual.”
+
+In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,--some quiet, more not
+at all so,--until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short days,
+they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the snow,
+baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics
+should be confined to summer.
+
+“What a gl-orious time we've had!” exclaimed Jo, as they busied
+themselves about the home dining-room. “Yesterday seems like a horrible
+nightmare, or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime,
+and if we hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we
+carried were not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the
+buns, and Patty's doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.”
+
+“And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,” quoth Edith, in a sly aside.
+
+“Well,” admitted Patty, ruefully, “there certainly was quite enough
+saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the
+bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's
+cake, indeed!” she finished with a scornful smile.
+
+“True!” said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had
+been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; “I can't deny
+it. Proceed with your sarcasm.”
+
+“This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda
+says,” exclaimed Alice. “Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday!
+The closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less
+said about the back bedroom the better.”
+
+Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to
+improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big
+aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made
+fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and
+otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of
+order which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and
+trials of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V--OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG
+
+|MONDAY morning broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind
+whistled and blew about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying
+the clothes-line round the chimneys and fastening it to the strong
+pine-trees in front, for greater safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it
+hailed at seven, rained at eight, stopped at nine, and presently began
+to go through the same varied programme. After breakfast, Bell went
+to the window and stood dreamily flattening her nose against the pane,
+while the others busied themselves about their several tasks.
+
+“Well, girls,” said she at length, “we've had four different kinds of
+weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it
+doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to
+come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to
+amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before
+it rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the
+way; who knows!”
+
+So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard
+wrapped in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and
+framing her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless
+from a race across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella
+right side out. She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving
+the doors all open, and sank into a chair, with an expression of
+mysterious mirth in her eyes.
+
+“Guess what's happened!” she asked, with sparkling eyes. “I have the
+most enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never
+will think, and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all
+invited to tea this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't
+that 'ridikilis'?”
+
+“Do tell, Isabel,” squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of
+Miss Sawyer, “air you a-going to accept?”
+
+“Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,” said Edith Lambert. “I should like to
+see the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it
+saves cooking.”
+
+“We are remarkably favored,” laughed Bell. “I don't believe that anybody
+has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years
+ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and
+father died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They
+were quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house
+all furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and
+pictures. All the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's
+heart, and get her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has
+been changed in all these years, except that they have bought a
+cooking-stove. Miss Jane hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed
+of the stove, I think; as to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater,
+or a carpet-sweeper,--why, she would as soon think of changing the
+fashion of her bonnet! I believe there isn't such a curious house, nor
+another pair of such dried-up, half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the
+country. There's Emma Jane with the butter! I'll meet her at the back
+door, get her to peel some potatoes and apples, make her sew a white
+ruffle in her neck, and make some original remark.”
+
+Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The
+old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled
+with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant
+and gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of
+asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal
+flower-de-luce,--all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose
+hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and
+steal their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white
+clam-shells, where were growing trembling little bride's-tears,
+bachelor's-buttons, larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would
+Miss Miranda allow within these sacred ancient places, no
+begonias, gladioli, and “sech,” with their new-fangled, heathenish,
+unpronounceable names. The old flowers were good enough for her; and,
+certainly, they made a blooming spot about the dark house.
+
+Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds
+perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay
+over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping
+them just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way
+common to snow.
+
+But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time,
+the rooms inside seemed even more so. The “keeping-room” had been
+refurnished fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been
+kept, that there still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over
+the stiff black hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame,
+surrounded by the Sawyer family photographs--husbands and wives always
+taken in affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be
+misunderstood. In a corner stood the mahogany “what-not” with its bead
+watch-cases, shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers,
+together with more family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on
+the top shelf, and a marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers.
+Then there was a gorgeous “drawn in” rug before the fireplace,
+with impossible purple roses and pink leaves on its surface, and a
+marble-topped table holding a magnificent lamp with a glass fringe
+around it, and a large piece of red flannel floating in the kerosene.
+
+All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor
+granted at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the
+curiosities in the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though
+their sobriety was almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of
+art which Miss Miranda held up for their reverential admiration.
+
+Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were
+four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy
+occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed
+up the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The
+counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There
+was the “wild-goose chase,” the “log cabin,” the “rocky mountain,” the
+“Irish plaid,” and a “charm quilt,” in twelve hundred pieces, no two
+of which were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton
+curtains with elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow
+with a yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of
+Napoleon crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and
+of a sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never
+an outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a
+skittish-looking pony.
+
+These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's
+favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a
+painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest
+sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that
+Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her
+skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary
+were seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish;
+His Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a
+brook was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him
+on the bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as
+well it might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the
+others Miss Hannah's last and finest effort--“Maidens welcoming General
+Washington in the streets of Alexandria.” The maidens, thirteen in
+number, were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as
+to hair, long as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and
+carrying bouquets of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with
+green ribbon.
+
+The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their
+tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare
+supper.
+
+“My reputation is gone,” whispered Jo, solemnly. “To think that I should
+have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon;
+but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of
+my politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me
+instead of frowning at me.”
+
+“What do you think?” cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking
+down her chair in so doing, “I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and
+see if they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come,
+Jo?”
+
+The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door
+stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, “Can't we set the table
+or help in any way, Miss Miranda?”
+
+“No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you
+wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter
+girl may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up
+the kitchen.”
+
+So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting
+under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing
+of Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been
+suffered to touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of
+extreme care, she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to
+set the chairs around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in
+cutting the dried beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on
+each of her fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little
+calendars of suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she
+did not murmur, as most of her mistakes implicated other people.
+
+At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss
+Miranda was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink
+“chany” set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes
+of great magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and
+cream, a green dragon plate the cookies, and the “Sheltered Peasant”
+ saucers came in for general admiration.
+
+The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda
+biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread;
+a blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full
+of delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round,
+creamy cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin
+pie, baked in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and
+indigestible-est of all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar
+gingerbread besides. This array of good things being taken in with rapid
+and rabid glances, the girls exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and
+even emitted audible signs of happiness. To say that they did justice to
+the repast would be a feeble expression, for in truth the meals of their
+own preparation were irregular as to time, indifferent as to quality,
+and sometimes, when they calculated carelessly and unwisely, even small
+as to quantity.
+
+[Illustration: 0127]
+
+After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to
+a string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of
+information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss
+Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they
+rose to go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed
+atmosphere that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the
+quaint, old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New
+England goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of
+conversation had exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their
+leave, and the sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated
+in from the country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a
+fan excitedly to and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and
+pink from the unwonted dissipation.
+
+“Wall, Jane,” said she, “it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis'
+Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when
+her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see,
+them do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.”
+
+“They seemed to enjoy their supper,” said Miss Jane; “I never saw girls
+make a heartier meal.”
+
+“They did for certain,” continued Miranda, “too hearty most. I thought.
+That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash,
+that'll sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake
+till I was afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very
+thankful we hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.”
+
+And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle,
+and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their
+bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous.
+
+Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and
+the deep “slush” beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a
+hearty laugh and jest.
+
+“Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!” exclaimed Patty, as
+they opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth.
+And, indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms
+they had left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and
+touched the marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds
+were fast asleep with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog
+and cat were snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young
+people, as well as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss
+Miranda's and Miss Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider
+outlook, and quite different problems and responsibilities.
+
+“We never can be jollier than this!” cried Lilia, in an irrepressible
+burst of appreciation. “Oh, that it might last forever, and that
+seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens!
+Then we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally,
+taking tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good
+supper that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with
+remorse when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only
+skillful, energetic, and ingenious!”
+
+“You're the very essence of thanklessness!” answered Bell, in high
+dudgeon. “It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls,
+when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far
+removed from a zoological garden when _you_ return to it, that is
+certain!”
+
+“My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,” said Lilia, in
+feigned repentance. “It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your
+anger until after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to
+be visited upon us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and
+crackers.”
+
+“Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better
+to draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too
+much about food,” said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite,
+but never called attention to it. “When you have done with your
+nonsense, I have something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have
+only four days, 'tis true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must
+go away with flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius
+that the village will talk of us for months to come.”
+
+“Si-lence in court!” cried Jo, impressively. “Let me offer you the coal
+hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a
+policeman.”
+
+“Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a
+comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers
+and seniors?”
+
+“Indeed I do,” laughed Bell, in recollection. “We girls took all the
+characters. What fun it was!”
+
+“Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The
+boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would
+be irresistibly funny. What do you think?”
+
+“I like the idea,” exclaimed Patty Weld. “Uncle Harry's large hall would
+be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.”
+
+“So it is; how fortunate,” agreed Alice; “we couldn't think of anything
+that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be
+the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody.
+Jo will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest
+of us can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young
+Lochinvar, if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell--” this with a
+sly glance at her hostess.
+
+“Yes,” said Edith, “and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven
+bridegroom,' who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.”
+
+“Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,” continued Bell; “he
+does that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully.
+Phil Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform
+the piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience
+will stand erect.”
+
+“But, oh, the labor of it, girls!” sighed Patty--“wooden horses to be
+made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery
+to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning
+before us?”
+
+“Nonsense, of course we can,” rejoined Bell, energetically. “We will
+consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners,
+and costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at
+five to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of--”
+
+“Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,” finished Lilia, with grim
+sarcasm. “If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the
+cooking! How are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should
+like to know?”
+
+“How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they
+humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you
+gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.”
+
+“Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be
+starved beforehand by way of getting used to it,” retorted Lilia, as
+she lighted the bedroom candles. “Come, dears, do cover the fire; it
+was sleepy-time an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful,
+look through the piazza window.”
+
+Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering
+crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted
+finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark,
+and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter
+into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters
+tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver
+string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the
+dazzling winter moonlight.
+
+Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all
+drawn closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty,
+and the solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One
+minute passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at
+length Bell impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: “If the
+minister were here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to
+whisper, 'Dear Lord, make us pure and white within, as thy world is
+without.'”
+
+“Amen,” murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath.
+
+“Pull down the curtain,” sighed Jo; “it makes me feel wicked!”
+
+“Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!” pleaded Edith, “it is too heavenly
+and it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's
+'St. Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from
+her convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of
+heaven--the poem you recited for the medal, Alice,--say a verse of it.”
+ And Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:=
+
+````“As these white robes are soil'd and
+
+`````dark
+
+````To yonder shining ground;
+
+```As this pale taper's earthly spark,
+
+````To yonder argent round;
+
+```So shines my soul before the Lamb,
+
+````My spirit before Thee;
+
+```So in mine earthly house I am
+
+````To that I hope to be!”=
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI--“THE END OF THE PLAY”
+
+|ON the next morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay,
+the six housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the
+sun, accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite
+behindhand and outshone.
+
+In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the
+girls were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it
+held up its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation
+points of surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of
+their warm nests before the world was lighted or heated.
+
+The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were
+farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily
+preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous
+to behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers.
+They consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts,
+colored stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and
+jaunty little caps with bobbing quills.
+
+On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of “Young
+Lochinvar,” the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see
+the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East
+Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower
+Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles
+and cousins.
+
+In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,--and
+fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they
+would have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo,
+mirror in hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she
+had not succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable
+Scottish dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and
+spectacles. Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to
+Hugh, that he might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance
+for Lochinvar, while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek
+expression for the jilted bridegroom.
+
+[Illustration: 0145]
+
+Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to “get up” her
+courage. As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one
+for a Scottish bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and
+certainly she looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for
+Lochinvar's rash folly. It was of some shining white material, and came
+below the ankle, just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers;
+the skirt was 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and
+full,' with short puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown
+of flowers made her as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma
+Jane Perkins stood in one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her
+red hair was waved and hanging in her neck, and her dress was white.
+She hoped she could be trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of
+beauty at the right moment, but felt a little doubtful.
+
+Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door.
+
+“Are you ready, young fry?” asked he. “It is half-past seven, and we
+ought to begin.”
+
+“Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell
+them the prima donna is dangerously ill!” gasped Bell, faintly, fanning
+herself with a box-cover. “I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh,
+are you perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we
+elope?”
+
+“Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the
+poem say:=
+
+```Through all the wide Border his steed
+
+`````was the best?=
+
+“And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?”--pointing to a wild and
+cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks.
+
+*****
+
+You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of “Young Lochinvar,” and many
+a time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:=
+
+```Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the
+
+`````West,
+
+```Through all the wide Border his steed
+
+`````was the best,
+
+```And, save his good broadsword, he
+
+`````weapons had none;
+
+```He rode all unarmed, and he rode all
+
+`````alone.
+
+```So faithful in love, and so dauntless in
+
+`````war,
+
+```There never was knight like the young
+
+`````Lochinvar.=
+
+And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not
+for brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted
+at Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had
+consented to be married to another:=
+
+```For a laggard in love and a dastard in
+
+`````war
+
+```Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave
+
+`````Lochinvar.=
+
+But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen
+and bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion
+that the bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being
+struck quite dumb:=
+
+```“Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye
+
+`````inivar,
+
+```Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
+
+`````Lochinvar?"
+
+The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past
+times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now
+merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for
+although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks
+her health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately;
+then he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while,
+and leads the dance with her,--he so stately, she so lovely, that they
+are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus
+treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she
+apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment
+they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall,
+where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought
+the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her
+on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:=
+
+```“She is won! We are gone, over ban,
+
+`````bush, and scaur;
+
+```They'll have fleet steeds that follow
+
+`````quoth young Lochinvar.
+
+As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and
+hasty mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing
+over the fields, but “the laggard in love and the dastard in war” never
+recovers his lost Ellen.=
+
+```So daring in love, and so dauntless in
+
+`````war,
+
+```Have ye e'er heard of gallant like
+
+`````young Lochinvar?=
+
+Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the
+audience was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of
+the stage with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or
+verse by verse, to explain the action.
+
+During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a
+prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to
+match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper
+designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam.
+
+Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers
+with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife.
+His costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he
+careered wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as
+he rode to the wedding, was perfectly irresistible.
+
+The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all
+assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the
+determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness'
+sake. Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who
+demanded his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to
+be peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling
+permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the
+bride. She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the
+spirit, and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and
+promenaded about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on
+wretchedly, the parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:=
+
+`````“'Twere better by far
+
+```To have matched our fair cousin with
+
+````young Lochinvar."=
+
+At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young
+Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the
+supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in
+horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed
+signs of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at
+length to the plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then
+Lochinvar darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,--rather
+an unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances,
+inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of
+the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity
+and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was
+the work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness,
+utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A
+pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front
+legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and
+decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces.
+Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle,
+leaped up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a
+snail's pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes.
+When half way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed
+to have forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed
+it must be some part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in
+pantomime; Lochinvar refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm;
+she pouted and seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she
+could have her own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall,
+and Ellen ran up a secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly
+traps. Greatly to the merriment of the observers, she loaded them on
+the docile horse in the very face of Lochinvar's displeasure--two small
+looking-glasses, a bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely
+drew on a pair of huge India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella,
+and just as her lover's patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be
+remounted. The second trip across the stage was accomplished in safety,
+though with anything but the fleetness common to elopements either in
+life or in poetry.
+
+Then came the pursuit--a most graphic and stirring scene, giving large
+opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on dashing
+hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot excitement;
+four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads, running
+hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father, limping in
+and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory daughter; and
+last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot, with never a
+horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase.
+
+It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued
+to laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The
+performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and
+seemed all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright
+bevy of young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed
+his youth, and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed
+pleasure. The hero and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so
+generously provided dramatic opportunities for the minor actors that
+all had enjoyed an equal chance in the favor of the audience. There was
+neither envy, jealousy, nor heartburning; each of the girls gloried
+in the achievements of the others, and confessed that the mechanical
+ingenuity of the boys had made the triumph possible.
+
+At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many
+farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young
+squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time,
+sad thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and
+cheery to be gloomy.
+
+“Depart, fun and frolic!” sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. “Depart,
+breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter,
+boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!”
+
+“It is really too awful to think or to speak about,” sighed Jo. “Now
+I know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the
+garden; only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of
+knowledge, while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.”
+
+“Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever
+be troubled with indigestion,” dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the
+“Jolly Six.”
+
+“Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching
+school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried
+liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,” said Alice.
+
+“Think of us,” cried Geoff, “going back to college, and settling into
+regular 'digs.'”
+
+“If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,” said Edith, saucily,
+“you'll never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines
+of learning, that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger
+Indian, I should say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what
+matchless war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate
+hair in Betty Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close
+together and trembled visibly!”
+
+“It was a wonderful evening,” remarked Hugh. “There were persons there
+who said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.”
+
+“I don't want to annoy you,” laughed Jo, “but I heard exactly the
+opposite.”
+
+“Which only goes to show that both of us are both,” retorted Bell.
+
+“And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in
+parsing and analysis has had its effect,” said Patty. “Look at our angel
+cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall
+light shining through all its sweet little windows'?”
+
+“The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,” observed Alice, as she saw a
+small cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney.
+
+“Good night and sweet dreams,” called the hoys, when Geoffrey had
+unlocked the door of the cottage.
+
+“Sweet dreams, indeed!” the girls answered in chorus. “The kitchen
+closet to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four
+hours' dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.”
+
+“Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,” reminded Hugh.
+“We'll take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning
+of the shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give
+one rousing cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the
+century!”
+
+The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty
+vigor.
+
+“Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,” cried
+Bell, modestly; “the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged
+the model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model
+parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright
+idea?”
+
+More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard.
+
+“The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but
+her bright idea to keep her company,” said Jo Fenton, suggestively.
+
+“Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!'
+Hip, hip, hurrah!” and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and
+across the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch
+shell, an instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his
+men to dinner in haying time. Had it not been for this message of
+correction it is possible the enthusiastic young people might have
+cheered one another till midnight.
+
+*****
+
+It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone,
+and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the
+empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper,
+tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the “Jolly
+Six."=
+
+```How dear to our hearts are the scenes of
+
+`````vacation,
+
+```When fond recollection presents them
+
+`````to view!
+
+```The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and--chief
+
+`````recreation--
+
+```That gayest of picnics with squires so
+
+`````true!=
+
+```And note, torn away from the loved situ-
+
+`````ation,
+
+```The hump of conceit will explosively
+
+`````swell,
+
+```As proudly we think, never since the
+
+`````creation,
+
+```Did any young housekeepers keep
+
+`````house so well!=
+
+```Think not our great genius too highly
+
+`````we've rated,
+
+```For all that belongs to the kitchen we
+
+`````know;
+
+```And feel that from infancy we have been
+
+`````fated
+
+```For scrubbing and cooking, far more
+
+`````than for show.=
+
+```The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so
+
+`````charming,
+
+```So toothsome the compounds we often
+
+`````have mixed,
+
+```That though you would think the news
+
+`````somewhat alarming,
+
+```On housekeeping ever our minds are
+
+`````quite fixed.=
+
+```Good-by to all hope of a fame uni-
+
+`````versal!
+
+```Farewell, vain ambition,--that way
+
+`````madness lies!
+
+```The rest of our youth shall be one long
+
+`````rehearsal
+
+```For life in six cottages, all of this
+
+`````size!=
+
+B. W.
+
+J. F.
+
+P. W.
+
+A. F.
+
+E. L.
+
+L. P.
+
+X=
+
+``Their joint mark.
+
+``Witnessed by me this morning,
+
+``Jack Frost, Notary Public.
+
+``Sealed with a snow flake.=
+
+
+The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate
+behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted.
+
+“They are awfully jolly girls,” said Jack.
+
+“Better than jolly,” added Geoffrey, thoughtfully.
+
+“You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,” agreed
+Hugh. “None like'em in Brunswick.”
+
+“Or in Portland.”
+
+“Or in Bath.”
+
+“Or in Augusta.”
+
+And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of
+view.
+
+The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon,
+but fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six
+laughing faces as before.
+
+A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the
+door-step, twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs
+which girlish hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew
+away disappointed. In the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her
+high-backed chair, knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at
+her post by the window, drearily watching the sun go down.
+
+She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face.
+“Mi-randy!” called she, sharply.
+
+No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles.
+
+“Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down
+here from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia
+has her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad
+one of 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she
+was ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.”
+
+Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking.
+
+“It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them
+young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!”
+ continued Miss Jane. “I should like to give one girl a chance of being
+a brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin',
+Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!”
+
+No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck
+by lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to
+its foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the
+hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a
+child's hand might pull her tail in days to come.
+
+“It does seem dreadful lonesome,” Miss Miranda agreed, after a long
+pause. “Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life
+that's gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as
+I said. Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o'
+work, too. Of course, you've thought o' that?”
+
+“We take about so many steps, anyway,” argued Miss Jane, “and if the
+child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha
+ain't so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her
+comp'ny--even two cats is better'n one.”
+
+“There goes Emma Jane Perkins,” exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post
+of observation. “She looks different somehow. I've always said I should
+think her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her
+hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin'
+her spring medicine.”
+
+“I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that
+trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,” rejoined Miss Jane, wisely.
+“Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd
+taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.”
+
+“Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take
+Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full
+of her own fancies to be easy managed.”
+
+This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of
+fact, Mrs. Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile,
+industrious, and of much assistance with the house-work, and as a
+matter of fact it was the somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from
+the far-away farm to live in the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss
+Miranda. And all that befell this new family circle, formed almost by
+accident, and all that Rebecca did, or became, as well as everything
+that happened during the gradual beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was,
+as you see, the indirect result of Bell Winship's madcap experiment in
+housekeeping.
+
+THE END
+
+
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- <h1>
- HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
- </h1>
- <h3>
- A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters
- </h3>
- <h2>
- By Kate Douglas Wiggin
- </h2>
- <h3>
- Illustrated by Mills Thompson
- </h3>
- <h4>
- Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company
- </h4>
- <h3>
- 1903
- </h3>
- <p>
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- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo; </a>
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- HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
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- CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ARCH had come in
- like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a lamb. The pussy
- willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but although it takes a
- deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, they shivered in their
- brown skins and despaired of making their annual appearance even by April
- Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the South, having received
- private advices from the snow-birds that State o' Maine weather, in the
- present season, was only fitted for Arctic explorers. The air was keen and
- nipping and the wind blew steadily from the north and howled about the
- chimneys until one hardly knew whether to hug the warmth of the open fire
- or to go out and battle with the elements.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were still
- &ldquo;young females&rdquo; when all this happened)&mdash;little did they care about
- snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the afternoon
- skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in the
- window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate &ldquo;<i>Hoc opus hic
- labor est</i>&rdquo; with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or the
- glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber boots,
- muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old mink cape),
- and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in mathematics or
- philosophy!
- </p>
- <p>
- These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and
- cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and the
- &ldquo;young females&rdquo; who graced that institution of learning were not
- inconsolable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other
- nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, five
- little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their
- presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on the
- minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing
- remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the
- morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed to
- be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, all
- told.
- </p>
- <p>
- The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled,
- but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great dignity
- in these words:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to the
- ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I wish to
- impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves to the
- afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,&rdquo; she continued,
- still impressively, &ldquo;that my highly respected parents are both away for
- the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and it occurred to me
- as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six girls should go over
- and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and untrammeled.&rdquo; Here the
- tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the overmastering enthusiasm of
- the audience. Cheers and applause greeted her. Everybody pounded with
- whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on any article of furniture that
- chanced to be near.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!&rdquo; cried Lilia Porter; &ldquo;a more than
- usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you suppose?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's the point,&rdquo; answered Bell, gleefully. &ldquo;Here is the letter I have
- just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his
- daughter:&rdquo;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Baltimore, March 6th, 18&mdash;.
-
- My dear Child:&mdash;We do not like to refuse you anything while
- we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well
- insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother
- says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and
- preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the
- fires and lights.
-
- I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking
- advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are
- your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway,
- and you might as well put yourself nominally under their
- care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you,
- perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the
- allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no
- doubt.
-
- Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers
- are still standing.
-
- Your weakly indulgent but affectionate
-
- Father.
-</pre>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Isn't he a perfect darling!&rdquo; cried the enraptured quintette.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said demure Patty Weld, &ldquo;that before we permit ourselves to
- feel too happy, we had better consult <i>our</i> 'powers that be,' and see
- if we can accept Bell's invitation.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,&rdquo; Bell answered, firmly. &ldquo;I have
- thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and
- Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead
- you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you
- can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are
- only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you can
- get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. Grandmamma
- lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, and Uncle
- Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight marauders
- that may happen in to pay their respects.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So the &ldquo;Jolly Six,&rdquo; as they were called by their schoolmates, separated,
- to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on to
- her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring farmer's
- daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious
- plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great
- amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their
- confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming the
- sternly practical department best suited to her&mdash;meat, vegetables,
- and bread&mdash;while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various
- little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so tender.
- Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the school, with
- Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the beds, tidying of
- rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and Patty Weld, with
- noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder that cross of an
- old-fashioned girl's life&mdash;the washing and wiping of dishes.
- </p>
- <p>
- On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the
- Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, who
- asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Du tell, Isabel!&mdash;I didn't expect to see you this mornin',&mdash;air
- your folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?&rdquo; asked Miss
- Miranda.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no,&rdquo; laughed Bell; &ldquo;I'm going to housekeeping myself!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?&rdquo; cried Miss
- Jane.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates
- over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as
- housekeepers and householders.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Land o' mercy,&rdquo; moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. &ldquo;That Pa o' yourn would
- let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man could do sech
- a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house to pieces, I don't
- see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I declare I sha'n't sleep
- a wink for worrying the whole time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,&rdquo; said Bell, with some spirit. &ldquo;If six
- girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few stoves
- and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems to think
- nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's growing wiser
- all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as bright as those
- detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are
- unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your
- key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your
- bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye
- knows anything about flour food.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work,
- for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and
- Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have
- Topsycat while I am here?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I s'pose so,&rdquo; said Miss Jane, &ldquo;though it's been an awful sight of
- work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis'
- Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the first
- week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters every
- mornin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome afterward,&rdquo;
- Bell answered, &ldquo;but you know it's almost impossible to keep house without
- a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the moment I arrived,
- and is waiting at the gate now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't agree with you,&rdquo; said Miss Miranda. &ldquo;'Blessed be nothin', I say,
- when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went next,
- and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. If you have
- a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a barn full of
- critters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they
- unlocked one frost-bitten door after another.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,&rdquo; said Bell, with chattering teeth;
- &ldquo;but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse and
- thaw things out.&rdquo; This was done, and in an hour they were moderately
- comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using only three
- rooms, all on the first floor&mdash;the large, handsome family
- sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very
- capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing
- the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters,
- thus making one immensely wide bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a row,
- and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I certainly
- am a good contriver,&rdquo; cried Bell, with a triumphant little laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' down
- in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',&rdquo;
- rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and bred.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for
- cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional
- breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its bright
- drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the mahogany
- extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and silver
- service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room made
- graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and placed
- photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red apples just
- where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her
- Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being
- filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full
- pantry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Grandma,&rdquo; she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and
- bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, &ldquo;it does look
- lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's no
- danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it would
- burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build the fires
- every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze myself daily
- for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come yet!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Uncle Harry, &ldquo;and brought eatables enough for an army&mdash;more
- than you girls can devour in a month.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You'll see,&rdquo; said Bell, laughingly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please
- take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've
- just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station for
- the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most astounding
- thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,&mdash;the one he
- takes to town filled with vegetables,&mdash;and I am going to keep it for
- our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care for
- public opinion!&rdquo; said she, with a disdainful gesture.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO hours later you
- might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's Jerry, with Bell and
- Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, rosy-cheeked girls warmly
- tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even the sober old sun, who had
- been under a cloud that day, poked his head out to see the fun, and became
- so interested that, in spite of himself, he forgot his determination not
- to shine, and did his duty all the afternoon.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,&mdash;the cozy
- sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row,
- so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, and
- finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one corner,&mdash;there
- arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud enough to shock
- the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor
- corner,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;but the common-sense of it will be seen by every
- thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is too
- short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for apples.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,&rdquo; exclaimed Lilia Porter.
- &ldquo;Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you are
- talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. Shelter
- before food, say I!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Apartments!&rdquo; sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. &ldquo;You are very grand in your
- ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!&rdquo; and she
- threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party dramatically
- in that direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,&rdquo; cried Edith
- Lambert. &ldquo;Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an
- apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be given
- a chair of state.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,&rdquo; asked Patty, &ldquo;why those croquet mallets
- and balls are laid out in file round the beds?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come
- in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all to
- a jelly to begin with?&rdquo; Patty retorted, being of a practical mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That <i>would</i> be rather embarrassing,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a
- reflective shudder; &ldquo;I hadn't thought of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet
- mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?&rdquo; asked Alice,
- &ldquo;and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks start
- supper;&rdquo; whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up a pair
- of small, stout boots on the fender.
- </p>
- <p>
- The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated
- discouragement.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been
- in the house an hour,&rdquo; said the head cook.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if they
- can. However,&rdquo; turning again to Alice, &ldquo;it isn't to be supper, but dinner.
- The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 a.m.,
- luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times betwixt
- and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be completely
- under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship and Fenton. We
- cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss Forsaith. If time
- hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own branches of housework.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,&rdquo;
- cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. &ldquo;I dare say we shall be half starved
- as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, Bluebell!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have made
- much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so formidable
- were the appetites, and such the merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, &ldquo;I will throw
- off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a
- disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with the
- reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a solitary one
- left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded and gone, she
- is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for to-night, so the
- Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our one potato into the
- kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for breakfast. Look in the
- corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' Marion Harland's 'Cook
- Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The Bride's Manual.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and
- noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the
- sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive
- picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the astral
- lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent over
- &ldquo;Little Women.&rdquo; Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort of twist,
- from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were straying
- out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark dress, was
- humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was sitting flat on the
- hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the warm occupation of corn
- popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round her face, while Patty
- Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her on a hassock, knitting a
- &ldquo;fascinator&rdquo; out of white wool. These two, so thoroughly unlike, were
- never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so inseparable as to be dubbed
- the &ldquo;Scissors&rdquo; or &ldquo;Tongs&rdquo; by their friends. Alice and Lilia were
- quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's animated expression
- and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the calm face of her
- antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over anything. It was she
- who carried off all the dignity and took the part of presiding goddess of
- the party. The girls all adored her for her beauty and superior age; for
- she had attained the enviable pinnacle of &ldquo;sweet sixteen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; said Jo, breaking the silence, &ldquo;let us have refreshments, then a
- good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go to
- bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as no
- one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll be,&rdquo;
- laughed Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?&rdquo; cried Lilia.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now Lilia,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit in
- a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl that
- hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot crack an
- almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up the end of
- the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put the tablecloth on
- crooked, and&mdash;oh, dear&mdash;now you've stepped in the pop-corn,&rdquo; as
- Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without knocking something
- over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy flight. &ldquo;You have such a
- genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at once, I think you must be
- web-footed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, that's possible,&rdquo; retorted the unfortunate Lilia; &ldquo;I've often been
- told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you realize, girls,&rdquo; said Edith, after a while, &ldquo;that we shall all be
- visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this repast?
- I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to the fire,
- so that we can have our good-night chat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the
- lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, the
- yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, braiding
- it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles in the
- air, as all young things are wont to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Girls, dear old girls,&rdquo; said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence
- of two minutes; &ldquo;isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything?
- How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have been
- put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and kindly every
- day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into
- thinking about God's care and goodness,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;although it's very
- strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little baby
- playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to make
- the letters into words and spell out things for myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a perfect heathen I am,&rdquo; burst out Jo. &ldquo;I can't feel any of these
- things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith
- says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the
- letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for that!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look out of the window, Jo,&rdquo; said
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell, who was leaning on the sill. &ldquo;Don't you think if God can make out of
- all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, green,
- springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a wonderful
- thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the frozen earth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; rejoined Jo, dismally, &ldquo;there's something to begin on out there,
- but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any
- signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to hear
- you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,&rdquo; said Lilia, confusedly
- struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. &ldquo;There's lots
- of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thanks for your encouragement,&rdquo; said Jo, amid the laughter that followed
- Lilia's peculiar metaphor. &ldquo;I think if you'll try to handle the spiritual
- bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now don't laugh,
- girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I talk in my usual
- frivolous way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,&rdquo; said her loving champion,
- Patty, &ldquo;but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was it
- who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor
- washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the
- church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a
- headache?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Patty, if you don't desist,&rdquo; cried Jo, with a flaming face, and
- brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, &ldquo;I'll throw this at your dear,
- charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a story
- of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as hostess,
- ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it will find
- me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of the
- orchestra.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear me, I can't begin!&rdquo; cried Bell, &ldquo;Nothing ever happened to me except
- going to California and having a double wedding in the family. That's the
- sum total of my adventures.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, you
- do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to you,&rdquo;
- sighed Lilia. &ldquo;You never seem to have any trials.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Trials!&rdquo; rejoined Bell, sarcastically. &ldquo;I should think I hadn't. Perhaps
- I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old aunty!
- Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and nine, or
- seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left at school
- while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those afflictions?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I do,&rdquo; answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; &ldquo;and I'll never
- allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California story,&mdash;that's
- a dear,&mdash;for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, well,&rdquo; said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her
- eyes rested on the cabinet, &ldquo;I'll tell you the story of these;&rdquo; and she
- took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by
- fire. &ldquo;Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as
- 'bookish' and romantic as possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred
- miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father
- was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and
- Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see
- them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in the
- garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that
- California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on the
- trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the peaches
- were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where the crimson
- stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't,&rdquo; cried Jo; &ldquo;you'll make us discontented with our New England
- apples!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We were chatting and eating peaches,&rdquo; continued Bell, &ldquo;when the gate
- opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us,
- The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I had
- heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the tribe,
- and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; for our
- Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling us tales.
- She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black hair, not so
- coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good features, and the
- prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was dressed gaily and
- handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her lovely, bare, brown
- neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which we noticed at once as
- being very valuable. She stayed there all the afternoon under the
- fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. Mother, meanwhile, had
- gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, and had taken them from her
- neck to examine them. At sunset, when she went home to her wigwam, she
- slipped the necklace into mother's lap, saying, with her sweet trick of
- speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you takie my beads.' Of course, mother
- could not accept them, and Eskaluna departed in quite a disappointed mood.
- I remember being sorry that the pretty young thing was going to marry the
- disagreeable, ugly chief. He was just as jealous and ferocious as he could
- be&mdash;wouldn't let her talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and
- had shot one man already because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A chorus of &ldquo;Oh's&rdquo; and &ldquo;Ah's&rdquo; interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew
- round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a &ldquo;cruel
- coquette&rdquo; by a young student at Wareham.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying
- that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had heard
- that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered whether
- his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of course, and were
- terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral of poor Eskaluna,
- who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. Nakawa told us the
- whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it was. Her lover, the
- chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, and on the afternoon she
- came to our house, he had heard from some crafty villain or other (an
- enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she was false, and, instead of
- intending to marry him, loved a handsome young Indian of another tribe,
- and was planning to run away with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road
- determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely part
- of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the mountain
- sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San Jacinto
- valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her scarlet
- dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came singing
- along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim at the heart
- that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of birds' feathers;
- shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that she fell in an instant,
- dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the helpless old squaw, he
- escaped into a canon near by.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0053.jpg" alt="0053 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0053.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the place
- just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We went
- close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of her
- beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the head
- of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,&mdash;the
- prettiest neck in the world,&mdash;lay this charred string of pearls she
- had worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old
- squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her
- murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he was
- determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at the same
- time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would have been
- much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to think of her
- being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and true; and
- that's the end of my story. Who comes next?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not I, at this hour,&rdquo; yawned Jo, &ldquo;but it was a good tale!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!&rdquo; said Alice, admiringly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have if
- we go to bed,&rdquo; murmured Edith from her cozy corner. &ldquo;Come, it is after
- ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking in
- at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a row, and
- the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning
- broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. I cannot attempt to
- tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and ingenious bevy of girls
- during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite neighbor, had kept to her
- post of observation, the window, very closely, and had seen much to awaken
- scorn and surprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wa'al, Jane!&rdquo; said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, &ldquo;there they go
- ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's
- pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to laugh
- so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't done up
- their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and they
- hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship is
- as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, for,
- aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and through
- doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that morning,
- when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, that she
- believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a liberty-pole.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the evening,
- their spirits still high and their inventive powers still unimpaired, they
- gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small but appreciative.
- Grandmother was in a private box&mdash;the high-backed arm-chair in the
- cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected throne made by
- perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a large pair of
- goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical critic for the
- morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders from Mrs. Carter's famous
- Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student
- earning his college course by odd terms of teaching), and Hugh Pennell,
- his chum and classmate, home on a brief holiday, made quite a brave show
- when seated in three rows, while the unaffected laughter, the open mouths,
- and the staring eyes of &ldquo;the help,&rdquo; Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah
- Flagg, who were grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. Jo
- was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly funny
- scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of her
- cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its short
- sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made her
- such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell quite
- laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang &ldquo;The Last Rose of Summer&rdquo; with
- all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down of eyelids, and
- kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally accompany it when
- sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally greeted with rapturous
- applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown and smoking-cap for male
- attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice Forsaith, rendering it with
- original Italian words and embraces at the end of every measure.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0063.jpg" alt="0063 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0063.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical
- events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited to
- name them as they followed one another in quick succession,&mdash;Eliza
- crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the bloodhounds
- in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble Captain John;
- Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely glitter of his eye;
- and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a stern and rock-bound
- coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. As Uncle Harry sat on
- the table he was obliged to be the center of this thrilling scene, which
- was variously surmised by the audience to be the capture of a slave-ship
- by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a tenement-house fire, the killing
- of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or an impassioned attempt to drag
- Casabianca from the burning deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the kitchen
- to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is
- warm,&rdquo; said Jo. &ldquo;Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond
- words!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,&rdquo; rejoined
- Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,&rdquo; said Patty, looking
- in at the door, with a superior air; &ldquo;Columbus discovered America in an
- open boat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,&rdquo; quoth
- Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to
- night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did,&rdquo; replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet,
- cupboard, and sink. &ldquo;Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in
- other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days I
- propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth
- closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her
- hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of
- twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,&rdquo; responded Jo.
- &ldquo;I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, Bell, can
- this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of our parlor
- boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate sensibilities'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that it may escape criticism,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;Cover it with a
- clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation
- before it goes in the frying-pan.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, as
- she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the bed, a
- little later. &ldquo;I have only two things to trouble me. First: my wisdom
- tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my turn to
- build the kitchen fire in the morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Console yourself with one thought, my dear,&rdquo; murmured Bell, drowsily, yet
- sagely. &ldquo;Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your tooth
- chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the fire.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't tell her that,&rdquo; urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, &ldquo;or she will be
- feigning toothache constantly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the
- night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her
- slipping quietly out of bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the matter, Lilia!&rdquo; she whispered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just
- enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is
- the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand;
- sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no, hush!&rdquo; said Lilia. &ldquo;I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here it
- is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the head
- of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain growing
- less, fell asleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, glanced
- at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing shriek. This
- in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek on general
- principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked where Bell
- pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a dark, purple
- color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, hearing the
- confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being open, and rolling
- about in surprise, she looked still more alarming.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What on earth is the matter, girls?&rdquo; she asked, sitting up in bed,
- smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;K-k-keep c-c-calm,&rdquo; said Bell. &ldquo;Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen
- and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send for
- the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of
- terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It
- must be a malignant pustule&mdash;or spotted fever&mdash;or something
- dreadful! What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out
- what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very
- good-looking before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Girls,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too
- quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and,
- Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her
- comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Put on the kettle,&rdquo; added Patty, &ldquo;and heat blankets; they always do that
- in emergencies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't frighten me to death,&rdquo; wailed Lilia, &ldquo;calling me 'a thing of this
- kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the
- night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She had neuralgia in her face,&rdquo; explained Jo; &ldquo;that must have had
- something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then dropped
- off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try to keep up
- your courage!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many
- groans and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an
- awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the
- very last stages.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; cried Alice, perplexed, &ldquo;it is all very strange, for why does she
- have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from
- mortification in one night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,&rdquo; said Patty, who had heard
- about such a case in her own family.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goodness knows what it is,&rdquo; exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in nervous
- terror. &ldquo;What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks to her
- head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her
- 'extremities,' as father calls them&mdash;whether to give her a sweat or
- keep her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with
- her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing we
- can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid together.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now
- that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale light
- of the student lamp.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You patient old darling!&rdquo; cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the
- bed. &ldquo;We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure to
- be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! what
- bottle have I tipped over under this bed!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's my neuralgia liniment,&rdquo; murmured Lilia, faintly. &ldquo;I bathed my face
- in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for I
- can't get any more here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your neuralgia lotion!&rdquo; shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank
- astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal parts.
- &ldquo;Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious,
- blundering goose!&rdquo; and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed
- valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm of
- voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle
- Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts and
- gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must at
- least have fallen into convulsions.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me see the poor child immediately,&rdquo; cried Mr. Winship. &ldquo;What is the
- trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?&rdquo; looking at
- the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets and
- blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force a pillow
- into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter inaudible. &ldquo;Are
- you trying to play a joke on me?&rdquo; continued he, with as much dignity as
- was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, a pair of
- trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane which he had quite
- unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his chamber.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fact is,&rdquo; answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately
- hard to regain her sobriety,&mdash;&ldquo;the fact is&mdash;Uncle Harry&mdash;we
- made&mdash;a mistake, and so did&mdash;Lilia. There were two bottles just
- alike on the wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five
- minutes in the purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!&rdquo; sighed Jo, lifting her head
- from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. &ldquo;All her face, except part of
- her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple
- blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or
- anything else frightful!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Edith, slyly, &ldquo;Bell said mortification had taken place. I
- don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Puns are out of place, Edith,&rdquo; said Bell, severely. &ldquo;Don't hurry, Uncle
- Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you
- embarrassment.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his
- rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the hall,
- and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that it would
- be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him out of bed
- again at five o'clock on a winter's day.
- </p>
- <p>
- As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber,
- but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and then
- made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire should be
- used to some purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started
- the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented
- number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was a
- call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm,
- a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for hauling
- wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the doctor's
- for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. Then
- directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential call
- upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of regard
- several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was unnoticed,
- but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied coming from the
- Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or another. When
- questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of foolishness they
- merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the Winships pig, but that
- it was a visit of condolence and sympathy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU may think that
- Lilia's &ldquo;mortification&rdquo; was quite an excitement in this enterprising young
- household; yet I assure you that never twenty-four hours passed but a
- ridiculous adventure of some kind overtook the girls. The daily bulletin
- which they carried over to Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy
- inmates in constant wonderment as to what would happen next. Sometimes
- there was a regular programme for the next day, prepared the night before,
- but oftener, things happened of themselves, and when they do that, you
- know, pleasure seems a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is
- unexpected. Uncle Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of
- the gay party of young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter
- openly, and went on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic,
- notwithstanding the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was
- this: On Friday, the boys&mdash;Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton,
- and the young schoolmaster&mdash;turned the great bare hall in the top of
- the old Winship family house into a woodland bower.
- </p>
- <p>
- By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because
- the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey
- Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had
- finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the
- district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take him
- through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong as his
- name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as gentle and
- chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and manly a lad, and
- withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding his youth, as any
- little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his guardian, and thus
- he had become quite one of the Winship family.
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with
- this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used at
- some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet by
- stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they
- wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens,
- and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners
- or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?&rdquo; cried Jack, rubbing his cold
- fingers, &ldquo;but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make birds
- and flowers and brooks!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the special difficulty?&rdquo; asked Geoffrey. &ldquo;We'll borrow Grandmother
- Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then we'll bring over
- Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be musical enough,
- considering the fact that the thermometer is below zero.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic
- forest became tuneful.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of
- white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly
- constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical
- structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and behold,
- their forest bloomed!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But we have finished now, boys,&rdquo; said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his
- last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They were made
- of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered chopping-tray.)
- &ldquo;We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing at a picnic, too.
- Good for the small children to fall into, good for drinking, good for
- dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have an idea,&rdquo; suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder busily
- engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. &ldquo;I have an
- idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the water run
- into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling the tank from
- the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running streamlet. There's
- your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical tinkle, and possibly
- your small child's watery grave. What could be more romantic?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Out with him!&rdquo; shouted Geoff. &ldquo;He ought to be drowned for proposing such
- an apology for a brook.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fail to see the point,&rdquo; said Jack; &ldquo;the sound would be sylvan and
- suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We'll brook no further argument on the subject,&rdquo; retorted Hugh; &ldquo;the
- afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or the
- watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with house
- plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell you, let
- us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em for a
- retreat, in one corner.&rdquo; After some explanations from Hugh about his plan,
- the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic and
- ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle Harry's
- parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, there was an
- evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with a dozen stones
- from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss Jane Sawyer's
- potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted by two banging
- baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight stove to warm it
- into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by screens of green
- boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed into a green forest,
- vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming flowers.
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the
- desert blooming as the rose!&rdquo; cried Hugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,&rdquo; answered
- Jack, dryly, &ldquo;inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and home
- during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer,
- hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she
- had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly
- stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to
- sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations.
- Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet
- at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go
- in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and
- seeing the girls.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a
- gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother
- Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and extremely
- anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going on.
- </p>
- <p>
- While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers
- were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had
- been a day of disasters from beginning to end&mdash;the first really
- mournful one in their experience.
- </p>
- <p>
- It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them before
- they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it went out in
- the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a large coal
- stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret to say that
- this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly so.
- </p>
- <p>
- After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of teeth,
- for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove doors,
- and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. But, dear
- me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, and at last
- the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall before the weather
- would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the inevitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were all
- cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they wanted
- to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might astonish
- more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; Edith, that
- most precise and careful of all little women under the sun, broke a
- platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious omelet, and
- waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her own success,
- when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly into the coal
- hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell fished it hastily
- out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and generally penitent, if an
- omelet can assume that expression. She slapped it on the table severely,
- and said, with a little choke and tear in her voice:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he rinsed,
- and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the house for
- breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into the
- buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon
- besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen;
- and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never,&rdquo; cried Alice, with much determination. &ldquo;Sooner eat omelet and coal
- hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What shall we
- take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and no one will
- suspect we haven't breakfasted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let's make mince pies,&rdquo; cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the
- wood-box.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goose,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. &ldquo;There's plenty of time to
- make mince-meat, of course!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,&rdquo; said Lilia, with decision, while
- dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. &ldquo;We had better carry
- the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring bread
- and meat and common things.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, tarts, tarts!&rdquo; exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. &ldquo;I
- haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They must be easy enough,&rdquo; answered Patty, with calm authority. &ldquo;Cut a
- hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly and
- bake it; that's simple.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0093.jpg" alt="0093 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0093.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Glad you think so,&rdquo; responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and
- cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty
- dish-water pot. &ldquo;I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty
- before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we touch
- to-day is sure to fail.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'&rdquo; sang
- Bell, in a spasm of gayety.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,&rdquo; retorted
- Edith. &ldquo;Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? Look in the
- cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or hung for two
- weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like fruit-cake, or 'braised'
- or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' &ldquo;but it has to be
- pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stuff and nonsense,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This
- village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England
- Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been
- seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she
- makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she dips her
- turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft gingerbread,
- Patty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Four cups best New Orleans molasses&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The molasses is out,&rdquo; said Jo; &ldquo;find jelly-cake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jelly all gone,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;where, I can't think, for there were
- seventeen tumblers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,&rdquo; said Alice, reminiscently.
- &ldquo;How about doughnuts?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; Bell answered, &ldquo;of course you'll go to the store for more
- eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, jelly,
- patience, and luck.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books,
- vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country
- store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have been
- thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and light as
- air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one another in
- the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed with a headache,
- leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion and uproar. I cannot
- bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that dreadful day, but Bell
- had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had gone to the store-room
- for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of frozen &ldquo;something&rdquo; very like
- mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious discovery! She flew back to the
- kitchen, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot of
- mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You trust
- to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It
- thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became
- very thin and curious in its appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,&rdquo; said Lilia
- to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom crust on a
- pie plate.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We-l-l, it does!&rdquo; owned the head cook, frankly; &ldquo;but I suppose it will
- boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Very natural,&rdquo; said Lilia, dryly. &ldquo;It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to tell
- the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to imagine
- mince-meat ought to look.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in,
- and I'll hold the plate.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of dough
- over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a ventilator,
- and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of relief.
- </p>
- <p>
- Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work,
- walked in with a can of kerosene.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?&rdquo; asked Patty,
- pointing to the frying-pan.
- </p>
- <p>
- Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful
- certainty and disdain: &ldquo;'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's
- foot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the
- kitchen-maids.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gracious,&rdquo; cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin at
- the same time. &ldquo;What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it
- melted. What is it, then?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Suet,&rdquo; answered cruel Betty Bean. &ldquo;Your ma chopped it and done it up in
- molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's cold;
- and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good deal of
- apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this
- half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely
- lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider
- filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and
- swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door,
- and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy
- roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind, Bluebell,&rdquo; cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her
- hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her
- flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. &ldquo;You can use the rest of
- the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up
- be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with savage
- emphasis:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle Harry
- or the boys know about it, I'll&mdash;I don't know what I'll do,&rdquo; finished
- she, weakly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's a fearful threat,&rdquo; laughed Jo,&mdash;&ldquo;'The King of France and
- fifty thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with comforting
- gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven o'clock in the
- evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen tidied; then six as
- tired young housewives stretched themselves before the parlor fire as a
- bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and pretty, was curled upon the
- sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls were lounging in different
- attitudes of dejection, all with from one to three burned fingers
- enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor were painfully meager,&mdash;a
- colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, molasses ginger-bread, and
- a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in the kitchen closet lay a
- melancholy pile of failure,&mdash;Alice's pop-overs, which had refused to
- pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's cake that would have
- made any newly married couple feel as if they were at the funeral of their
- own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in their journey through the
- cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain things very nicely, and
- were considered remarkable caterers by their admiring family of
- school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted were entirely beyond
- their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in the closet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Lilia. &ldquo;Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I
- don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested
- enough to go to-morrow?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was thinking,&rdquo; said Edith, dreamily, &ldquo;that we have only seven more days
- to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't care very
- much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up housekeeping. The
- chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning yesterday. We never
- looked into the store-room nor bought anything in advance nor settled what
- we should cook.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Bell, waking up a little, &ldquo;we will crowd everything possible
- into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow is Saturday
- and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort of a 'pow-wow,'
- as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their invitation, and
- then we'll think of something perfectly grand and stupendous for Friday,
- our last day of fun. It will take from that until Monday to get the house
- into something like order for my mother's return. (This with a remorseful
- recollection of the terrible back bed-room, where everything imaginable
- had been 'dumped' for a week past.)
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,&rdquo; called Alice, faintly, from
- the distance. &ldquo;I will do it in the morning while you are packing the
- luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try to
- mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody will
- know which is which.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery
- for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of
- dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,&mdash;hats
- that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They
- had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with funny
- silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various adventures.
- Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; Bell's a mammoth
- pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied colored scarfs of
- ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried grasses, oats, and
- everlastings.
- </p>
- <p>
- Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the
- next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke
- entirely refreshed and ready for the fray.
- </p>
- <p>
- The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not
- very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of
- windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The
- surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered
- into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that they
- had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty a one
- as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how lovely a
- picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral surroundings.
- Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, sweet and bright
- from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. Bell was radiant,
- issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying here and there,
- laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's device), and talking
- merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining with mischief under her
- great straw hat.
- </p>
- <p>
- Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this were
- the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while the
- embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and danced
- on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were alive.
- </p>
- <p>
- The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for the
- boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was simply
- delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with
- affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and boys
- particularly affect&mdash;jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies.
- How the girls remembered their closetful of &ldquo;attempts&rdquo; at home; how they
- roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how they
- discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato versus
- boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance they discussed
- questions of household economy, and interlarded their conversation with
- quotations from the &ldquo;Young Housekeeper's Friend,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Bride's
- Manual.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,&mdash;some quiet, more
- not at all so,&mdash;until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short
- days, they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the
- snow, baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics
- should be confined to summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a gl-orious time we've had!&rdquo; exclaimed Jo, as they busied themselves
- about the home dining-room. &ldquo;Yesterday seems like a horrible nightmare,
- or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, and if we
- hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we carried were
- not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the buns, and Patty's
- doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,&rdquo; quoth Edith, in a sly aside.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; admitted Patty, ruefully, &ldquo;there certainly was quite enough
- saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the
- bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's cake,
- indeed!&rdquo; she finished with a scornful smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;True!&rdquo; said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had
- been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; &ldquo;I can't deny it.
- Proceed with your sarcasm.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda says,&rdquo;
- exclaimed Alice. &ldquo;Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! The
- closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less said
- about the back bedroom the better.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to
- improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big
- aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made
- fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and
- otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of order
- which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and trials
- of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ONDAY morning
- broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind whistled and blew
- about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying the clothes-line round the
- chimneys and fastening it to the strong pine-trees in front, for greater
- safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it hailed at seven, rained at eight,
- stopped at nine, and presently began to go through the same varied
- programme. After breakfast, Bell went to the window and stood dreamily
- flattening her nose against the pane, while the others busied themselves
- about their several tasks.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, girls,&rdquo; said she at length, &ldquo;we've had four different kinds of
- weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it
- doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to
- come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to
- amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before it
- rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the way; who
- knows!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard wrapped
- in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and framing
- her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless from a race
- across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella right side out.
- She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving the doors all open,
- and sank into a chair, with an expression of mysterious mirth in her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Guess what's happened!&rdquo; she asked, with sparkling eyes. &ldquo;I have the most
- enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never will think,
- and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all invited to tea
- this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't that 'ridikilis'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do tell, Isabel,&rdquo; squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of
- Miss Sawyer, &ldquo;air you a-going to accept?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert. &ldquo;I should like to see
- the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it saves
- cooking.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We are remarkably favored,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;I don't believe that anybody
- has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years
- ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and father
- died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They were
- quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house all
- furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and pictures. All
- the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's heart, and get
- her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has been changed in
- all these years, except that they have bought a cooking-stove. Miss Jane
- hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed of the stove, I think; as
- to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, or a carpet-sweeper,&mdash;why,
- she would as soon think of changing the fashion of her bonnet! I believe
- there isn't such a curious house, nor another pair of such dried-up,
- half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the country. There's Emma Jane with
- the butter! I'll meet her at the back door, get her to peel some potatoes
- and apples, make her sew a white ruffle in her neck, and make some
- original remark.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The
- old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled
- with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant and
- gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of
- asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal
- flower-de-luce,&mdash;all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose
- hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and steal
- their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white clam-shells,
- where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, bachelor's-buttons,
- larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would Miss Miranda allow
- within these sacred ancient places, no begonias, gladioli, and &ldquo;sech,&rdquo;
- with their new-fangled, heathenish, unpronounceable names. The old flowers
- were good enough for her; and, certainly, they made a blooming spot about
- the dark house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds
- perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay
- over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping them
- just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way common to
- snow.
- </p>
- <p>
- But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, the rooms
- inside seemed even more so. The &ldquo;keeping-room&rdquo; had been refurnished
- fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been kept, that there
- still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over the stiff black
- hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, surrounded by the
- Sawyer family photographs&mdash;husbands and wives always taken in
- affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be misunderstood.
- In a corner stood the mahogany &ldquo;what-not&rdquo; with its bead watch-cases,
- shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, together with more
- family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on the top shelf, and a
- marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. Then there was a
- gorgeous &ldquo;drawn in&rdquo; rug before the fireplace, with impossible purple roses
- and pink leaves on its surface, and a marble-topped table holding a
- magnificent lamp with a glass fringe around it, and a large piece of red
- flannel floating in the kerosene.
- </p>
- <p>
- All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor granted
- at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the curiosities in
- the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though their sobriety was
- almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of art which Miss
- Miranda held up for their reverential admiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were
- four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy
- occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed up
- the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The
- counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There was
- the &ldquo;wild-goose chase,&rdquo; the &ldquo;log cabin,&rdquo; the &ldquo;rocky mountain,&rdquo; the &ldquo;Irish
- plaid,&rdquo; and a &ldquo;charm quilt,&rdquo; in twelve hundred pieces, no two of which
- were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton curtains with
- elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow with a
- yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of Napoleon
- crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and of a
- sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never an
- outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a
- skittish-looking pony.
- </p>
- <p>
- These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's
- favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a
- painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest
- sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that
- Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her
- skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary were
- seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; His
- Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a brook
- was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him on the
- bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as well it
- might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the others Miss
- Hannah's last and finest effort&mdash;&ldquo;Maidens welcoming General
- Washington in the streets of Alexandria.&rdquo; The maidens, thirteen in number,
- were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as to hair, long
- as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and carrying bouquets
- of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with green ribbon.
- </p>
- <p>
- The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their
- tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare supper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My reputation is gone,&rdquo; whispered Jo, solemnly. &ldquo;To think that I should
- have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon;
- but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of my
- politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me instead
- of frowning at me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you think?&rdquo; cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking down
- her chair in so doing, &ldquo;I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and see if
- they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, Jo?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door
- stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, &ldquo;Can't we set the table or
- help in any way, Miss Miranda?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you
- wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter girl
- may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up the
- kitchen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting
- under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing of
- Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been suffered to
- touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of extreme care,
- she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to set the chairs
- around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in cutting the dried
- beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on each of her
- fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little calendars of
- suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she did not murmur,
- as most of her mistakes implicated other people.
- </p>
- <p>
- At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss Miranda
- was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink &ldquo;chany&rdquo;
- set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes of great
- magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and cream, a
- green dragon plate the cookies, and the &ldquo;Sheltered Peasant&rdquo; saucers came
- in for general admiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda
- biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; a
- blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full of
- delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, creamy
- cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin pie, baked
- in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and indigestible-est of
- all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar gingerbread besides. This array
- of good things being taken in with rapid and rabid glances, the girls
- exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and even emitted audible signs of
- happiness. To say that they did justice to the repast would be a feeble
- expression, for in truth the meals of their own preparation were irregular
- as to time, indifferent as to quality, and sometimes, when they calculated
- carelessly and unwisely, even small as to quantity.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0127.jpg" alt="0127 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0127.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to a
- string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of
- information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss
- Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they rose to
- go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed atmosphere
- that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the quaint,
- old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New England
- goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of conversation had
- exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their leave, and the
- sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated in from the
- country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a fan excitedly to
- and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and pink from the
- unwonted dissipation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wall, Jane,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis'
- Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when
- her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, them
- do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They seemed to enjoy their supper,&rdquo; said Miss Jane; &ldquo;I never saw girls
- make a heartier meal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They did for certain,&rdquo; continued Miranda, &ldquo;too hearty most. I thought.
- That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, that'll
- sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake till I was
- afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very thankful we
- hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle,
- and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their
- bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous.
- </p>
- <p>
- Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and the
- deep &ldquo;slush&rdquo; beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a hearty
- laugh and jest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!&rdquo; exclaimed Patty, as they
- opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. And,
- indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms they had
- left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and touched the
- marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds were fast asleep
- with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog and cat were
- snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young people, as well
- as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss Miranda's and Miss
- Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider outlook, and quite
- different problems and responsibilities.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We never can be jollier than this!&rdquo; cried Lilia, in an irrepressible
- burst of appreciation. &ldquo;Oh, that it might last forever, and that
- seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! Then
- we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, taking
- tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good supper
- that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with remorse
- when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only skillful,
- energetic, and ingenious!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're the very essence of thanklessness!&rdquo; answered Bell, in high
- dudgeon. &ldquo;It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls,
- when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far
- removed from a zoological garden when <i>you</i> return to it, that is
- certain!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,&rdquo; said Lilia, in feigned
- repentance. &ldquo;It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your anger until
- after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to be visited upon
- us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and crackers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better to
- draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too much
- about food,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, but never
- called attention to it. &ldquo;When you have done with your nonsense, I have
- something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have only four days, 'tis
- true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must go away with
- flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius that the
- village will talk of us for months to come.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Si-lence in court!&rdquo; cried Jo, impressively. &ldquo;Let me offer you the coal
- hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a
- policeman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a
- comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers and
- seniors?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed I do,&rdquo; laughed Bell, in recollection. &ldquo;We girls took all the
- characters. What fun it was!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The
- boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would
- be irresistibly funny. What do you think?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I like the idea,&rdquo; exclaimed Patty Weld. &ldquo;Uncle Harry's large hall would
- be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So it is; how fortunate,&rdquo; agreed Alice; &ldquo;we couldn't think of anything
- that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be
- the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. Jo
- will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest of us
- can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young Lochinvar,
- if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell&mdash;&rdquo; this with a sly
- glance at her hostess.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven bridegroom,'
- who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,&rdquo; continued Bell; &ldquo;he does
- that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. Phil
- Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform the
- piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience will
- stand erect.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, oh, the labor of it, girls!&rdquo; sighed Patty&mdash;&ldquo;wooden horses to be
- made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery
- to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning before
- us?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nonsense, of course we can,&rdquo; rejoined Bell, energetically. &ldquo;We will
- consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, and
- costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at five
- to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,&rdquo; finished Lilia, with grim sarcasm.
- &ldquo;If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the cooking! How
- are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should like to know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they
- humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you
- gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be starved
- beforehand by way of getting used to it,&rdquo; retorted Lilia, as she lighted
- the bedroom candles. &ldquo;Come, dears, do cover the fire; it was sleepy-time
- an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, look through the
- piazza window.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering
- crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted
- finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark,
- and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter
- into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters
- tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver
- string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the
- dazzling winter moonlight.
- </p>
- <p>
- Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all drawn
- closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, and the
- solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One minute
- passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at length Bell
- impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: &ldquo;If the minister were
- here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to whisper, 'Dear Lord,
- make us pure and white within, as thy world is without.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Amen,&rdquo; murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pull down the curtain,&rdquo; sighed Jo; &ldquo;it makes me feel wicked!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!&rdquo; pleaded Edith, &ldquo;it is too heavenly and
- it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's 'St.
- Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from her
- convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of heaven&mdash;the
- poem you recited for the medal, Alice,&mdash;say a verse of it.&rdquo; And
- Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;As these white robes are soil'd and
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- dark
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To yonder shining ground;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- As this pale taper's earthly spark,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To yonder argent round;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So shines my soul before the Lamb,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My spirit before Thee;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So in mine earthly house I am
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To that I hope to be!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /> <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo;
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">O</span>N the next
- morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, the six
- housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the sun,
- accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite
- behindhand and outshone.
- </p>
- <p>
- In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the girls
- were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it held up
- its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation points of
- surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of their warm
- nests before the world was lighted or heated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were
- farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily
- preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous to
- behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. They
- consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, colored
- stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and jaunty
- little caps with bobbing quills.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of &ldquo;Young
- Lochinvar,&rdquo; the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see
- the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East
- Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower
- Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles
- and cousins.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,&mdash;and
- fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they would
- have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, mirror in
- hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she had not
- succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable Scottish
- dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and spectacles.
- Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to Hugh, that he
- might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance for Lochinvar,
- while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek expression for the
- jilted bridegroom.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0145.jpg" alt="0145 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0145.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to &ldquo;get up&rdquo; her courage.
- As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one for a Scottish
- bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and certainly she
- looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for Lochinvar's rash
- folly. It was of some shining white material, and came below the ankle,
- just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; the skirt was
- 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and full, with short
- puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown of flowers made her
- as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma Jane Perkins stood in
- one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her red hair was waved and
- hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. She hoped she could be
- trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of beauty at the right
- moment, but felt a little doubtful.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Are you ready, young fry?&rdquo; asked he. &ldquo;It is half-past seven, and we ought
- to begin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell them
- the prima donna is dangerously ill!&rdquo; gasped Bell, faintly, fanning herself
- with a box-cover. &ldquo;I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, are you
- perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we elope?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the
- poem say:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'Through all the wide Border his steed
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- was the best?
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?&rdquo;&mdash;pointing to a wild
- and cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of &ldquo;Young Lochinvar,&rdquo; and many a
- time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- West,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Through all the wide Border his steed
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- was the best,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And, save his good broadsword, he
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- weapons had none;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- He rode all unarmed, and he rode all
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- alone.
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So faithful in love, and so dauntless in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- There never was knight like the young
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not for
- brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted at
- Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had
- consented to be married to another:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For a laggard in love and a dastard in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen and
- bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion that the
- bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being struck
- quite dumb:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- inivar,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past
- times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now
- merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for
- although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks her
- health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; then
- he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, and
- leads the dance with her,&mdash;he so stately, she so lovely, that they
- are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus
- treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she
- apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment
- they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall,
- where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought
- the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her
- on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;She is won! We are gone, over ban,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- bush, and scaur;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- They'll have fleet steeds that follow
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- quoth young Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and hasty
- mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing over the
- fields, but &ldquo;the laggard in love and the dastard in war&rdquo; never recovers
- his lost Ellen.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So daring in love, and so dauntless in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Have ye e'er heard of gallant like
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- young Lochinvar?
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the audience
- was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of the stage
- with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or verse by
- verse, to explain the action.
- </p>
- <p>
- During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a
- prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to
- match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper
- designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers
- with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. His
- costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he careered
- wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as he rode to
- the wedding, was perfectly irresistible.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all
- assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the
- determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' sake.
- Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who demanded
- his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to be
- peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling
- permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the bride.
- She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the spirit,
- and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and promenaded
- about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on wretchedly, the
- parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- &ldquo;'Tivere better by far
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- To have matched our fair cousin with
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- young Lochinvar.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young
- Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the
- supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in
- horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed signs
- of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at length to the
- plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then Lochinvar
- darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,&mdash;rather an
- unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances,
- inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of
- the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity
- and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was the
- work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness,
- utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A
- pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front
- legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and
- decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces.
- Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, leaped
- up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a snail's
- pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. When half
- way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed to have
- forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed it must be some
- part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in pantomime; Lochinvar
- refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; she pouted and
- seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she could have her
- own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, and Ellen ran up a
- secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly traps. Greatly to the
- merriment of the observers, she loaded them on the docile horse in the
- very face of Lochinvar's displeasure&mdash;two small looking-glasses, a
- bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely drew on a pair of huge
- India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, and just as her lover's
- patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be remounted. The second trip
- across the stage was accomplished in safety, though with anything but the
- fleetness common to elopements either in life or in poetry.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then came the pursuit&mdash;a most graphic and stirring scene, giving
- large opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on
- dashing hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot
- excitement; four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads,
- running hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father,
- limping in and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory
- daughter; and last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot,
- with never a horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued to
- laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The
- performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and seemed
- all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright bevy of
- young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed his youth,
- and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed pleasure. The hero
- and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so generously provided dramatic
- opportunities for the minor actors that all had enjoyed an equal chance in
- the favor of the audience. There was neither envy, jealousy, nor
- heartburning; each of the girls gloried in the achievements of the others,
- and confessed that the mechanical ingenuity of the boys had made the
- triumph possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many
- farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young
- squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, sad
- thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and cheery
- to be gloomy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Depart, fun and frolic!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. &ldquo;Depart,
- breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter,
- boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is really too awful to think or to speak about,&rdquo; sighed Jo. &ldquo;Now I
- know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the garden;
- only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of knowledge,
- while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever be
- troubled with indigestion,&rdquo; dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the
- &ldquo;Jolly Six.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching
- school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried
- liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,&rdquo; said Alice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Think of us,&rdquo; cried Geoff, &ldquo;going back to college, and settling into
- regular 'digs.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,&rdquo; said Edith, saucily, &ldquo;you'll
- never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines of learning,
- that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger Indian, I should
- say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what matchless
- war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate hair in Betty
- Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close together and
- trembled visibly!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was a wonderful evening,&rdquo; remarked Hugh. &ldquo;There were persons there who
- said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't want to annoy you,&rdquo; laughed Jo, &ldquo;but I heard exactly the
- opposite.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which only goes to show that both of us are both,&rdquo; retorted Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in
- parsing and analysis has had its effect,&rdquo; said Patty. &ldquo;Look at our angel
- cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall
- light shining through all its sweet little windows'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,&rdquo; observed Alice, as she saw a small
- cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good night and sweet dreams,&rdquo; called the hoys, when Geoffrey had unlocked
- the door of the cottage.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sweet dreams, indeed!&rdquo; the girls answered in chorus. &ldquo;The kitchen closet
- to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four hours'
- dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,&rdquo; reminded Hugh. &ldquo;We'll
- take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning of the
- shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give one rousing
- cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the century!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty vigor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,&rdquo; cried
- Bell, modestly; &ldquo;the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged the
- model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model
- parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright
- idea?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but her
- bright idea to keep her company,&rdquo; said Jo Fenton, suggestively.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' Hip,
- hip, hurrah!&rdquo; and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and across
- the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch shell, an
- instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his men to dinner
- in haying time. Had it not been for this message of correction it is
- possible the enthusiastic young people might have cheered one another till
- midnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone,
- and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the
- empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper,
- tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the &ldquo;Jolly
- Six.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- How dear to our hearts are the scenes of
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- vacation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- When fond recollection presents them
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- to view!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and&mdash;chief
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- recreation&mdash;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- That gayest of picnics with squires so
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- true!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And note, torn away from the loved situ-
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- ation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The hump of conceit will explosively
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- swell,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- As proudly we think, never since the
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- creation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Did any young housekeepers keep
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- house so well!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Think not our great genius too highly
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- we've rated,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For all that belongs to the kitchen we
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- know;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And feel that from infancy we have been
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- fated
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For scrubbing and cooking, far more
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- than for show.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- charming,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So toothsome the compounds we often
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- have mixed,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- That though you would think the news
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- somewhat alarming,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- On housekeeping ever our minds are
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- quite fixed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Good-by to all hope of a fame uni-
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- versal!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Farewell, vain ambition,&mdash;that way
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- madness lies!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The rest of our youth shall be one long
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- rehearsal
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For life in six cottages, all of this
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- size!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <h3>
- B. W.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- J. F.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- P. W.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- A. F.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- E. L.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- L. P.
- </h3>
- <p class="indent10">
- X
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Their joint mark.
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Witnessed by me this morning,
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Jack Frost, Notary Public.
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Sealed with a snow flake.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate
- behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are awfully jolly girls,&rdquo; said Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better than jolly,&rdquo; added Geoffrey, thoughtfully.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,&rdquo; agreed
- Hugh. &ldquo;None like'em in Brunswick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or in Portland.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or in Bath.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or in Augusta.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of
- view.
- </p>
- <p>
- The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, but
- fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six laughing
- faces as before.
- </p>
- <p>
- A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the door-step,
- twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs which girlish
- hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew away disappointed. In
- the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her high-backed chair,
- knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at her post by the
- window, drearily watching the sun go down.
- </p>
- <p>
- She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face.
- &ldquo;Mi-randy!&rdquo; called she, sharply.
- </p>
- <p>
- No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down here
- from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia has
- her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad one of
- 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she was
- ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them
- young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!&rdquo;
- continued Miss Jane. &ldquo;I should like to give one girl a chance of being a
- brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin',
- Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck by
- lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to its
- foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the
- hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a
- child's hand might pull her tail in days to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It does seem dreadful lonesome,&rdquo; Miss Miranda agreed, after a long pause.
- &ldquo;Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life that's
- gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as I said.
- Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' work, too.
- Of course, you've thought o' that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We take about so many steps, anyway,&rdquo; argued Miss Jane, &ldquo;and if the
- child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha ain't
- so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her comp'ny&mdash;even
- two cats is better'n one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There goes Emma Jane Perkins,&rdquo; exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post of
- observation. &ldquo;She looks different somehow. I've always said I should think
- her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her
- hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' her
- spring medicine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that
- trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,&rdquo; rejoined Miss Jane, wisely.
- &ldquo;Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd
- taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take
- Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full of
- her own fancies to be easy managed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of fact, Mrs.
- Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, industrious, and
- of much assistance with the house-work, and as a matter of fact it was the
- somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from the far-away farm to live in
- the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss Miranda. And all that befell
- this new family circle, formed almost by accident, and all that Rebecca
- did, or became, as well as everything that happened during the gradual
- beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was, as you see, the indirect result of
- Bell Winship's madcap experiment in housekeeping.
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
-
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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 54685 ***</div>
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+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
+ </h1>
+ <h3>
+ A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters
+ </h3>
+ <h2>
+ By Kate Douglas Wiggin
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ Illustrated by Mills Thompson
+ </h3>
+ <h4>
+ Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company
+ </h4>
+ <h3>
+ 1903
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0006.jpg" alt="0006 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0006.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0007.jpg" alt="0007 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0007.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <b>CONTENTS</b>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS</b> </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo; </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ARCH had come in
+ like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a lamb. The pussy
+ willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but although it takes a
+ deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, they shivered in their
+ brown skins and despaired of making their annual appearance even by April
+ Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the South, having received
+ private advices from the snow-birds that State o' Maine weather, in the
+ present season, was only fitted for Arctic explorers. The air was keen and
+ nipping and the wind blew steadily from the north and howled about the
+ chimneys until one hardly knew whether to hug the warmth of the open fire
+ or to go out and battle with the elements.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were still
+ &ldquo;young females&rdquo; when all this happened)&mdash;little did they care about
+ snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the afternoon
+ skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in the
+ window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate &ldquo;<i>Hoc opus hic
+ labor est</i>&rdquo; with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or the
+ glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber boots,
+ muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old mink cape),
+ and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in mathematics or
+ philosophy!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and
+ cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and the
+ &ldquo;young females&rdquo; who graced that institution of learning were not
+ inconsolable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other
+ nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, five
+ little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their
+ presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on the
+ minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing
+ remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the
+ morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed to
+ be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, all
+ told.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled,
+ but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great dignity
+ in these words:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to the
+ ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I wish to
+ impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves to the
+ afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,&rdquo; she continued,
+ still impressively, &ldquo;that my highly respected parents are both away for
+ the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and it occurred to me
+ as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six girls should go over
+ and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and untrammeled.&rdquo; Here the
+ tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the overmastering enthusiasm of
+ the audience. Cheers and applause greeted her. Everybody pounded with
+ whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on any article of furniture that
+ chanced to be near.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!&rdquo; cried Lilia Porter; &ldquo;a more than
+ usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you suppose?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's the point,&rdquo; answered Bell, gleefully. &ldquo;Here is the letter I have
+ just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his
+ daughter:&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Baltimore, March 6th, 18&mdash;.
+
+ My dear Child:&mdash;We do not like to refuse you anything while
+ we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well
+ insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother
+ says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and
+ preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the
+ fires and lights.
+
+ I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking
+ advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are
+ your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway,
+ and you might as well put yourself nominally under their
+ care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you,
+ perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the
+ allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no
+ doubt.
+
+ Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers
+ are still standing.
+
+ Your weakly indulgent but affectionate
+
+ Father.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Isn't he a perfect darling!&rdquo; cried the enraptured quintette.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said demure Patty Weld, &ldquo;that before we permit ourselves to
+ feel too happy, we had better consult <i>our</i> 'powers that be,' and see
+ if we can accept Bell's invitation.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,&rdquo; Bell answered, firmly. &ldquo;I have
+ thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and
+ Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead
+ you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you
+ can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are
+ only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you can
+ get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. Grandmamma
+ lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, and Uncle
+ Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight marauders
+ that may happen in to pay their respects.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the &ldquo;Jolly Six,&rdquo; as they were called by their schoolmates, separated,
+ to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on to
+ her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring farmer's
+ daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious
+ plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great
+ amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their
+ confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming the
+ sternly practical department best suited to her&mdash;meat, vegetables,
+ and bread&mdash;while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various
+ little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so tender.
+ Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the school, with
+ Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the beds, tidying of
+ rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and Patty Weld, with
+ noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder that cross of an
+ old-fashioned girl's life&mdash;the washing and wiping of dishes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the
+ Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, who
+ asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Du tell, Isabel!&mdash;I didn't expect to see you this mornin',&mdash;air
+ your folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?&rdquo; asked Miss
+ Miranda.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, no,&rdquo; laughed Bell; &ldquo;I'm going to housekeeping myself!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?&rdquo; cried Miss
+ Jane.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates
+ over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as
+ housekeepers and householders.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Land o' mercy,&rdquo; moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. &ldquo;That Pa o' yourn would
+ let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man could do sech
+ a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house to pieces, I don't
+ see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I declare I sha'n't sleep
+ a wink for worrying the whole time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,&rdquo; said Bell, with some spirit. &ldquo;If six
+ girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few stoves
+ and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems to think
+ nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's growing wiser
+ all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as bright as those
+ detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are
+ unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your
+ key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your
+ bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye
+ knows anything about flour food.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work,
+ for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and
+ Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have
+ Topsycat while I am here?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I s'pose so,&rdquo; said Miss Jane, &ldquo;though it's been an awful sight of
+ work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis'
+ Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the first
+ week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters every
+ mornin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome afterward,&rdquo;
+ Bell answered, &ldquo;but you know it's almost impossible to keep house without
+ a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the moment I arrived,
+ and is waiting at the gate now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't agree with you,&rdquo; said Miss Miranda. &ldquo;'Blessed be nothin', I say,
+ when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went next,
+ and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. If you have
+ a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a barn full of
+ critters.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they
+ unlocked one frost-bitten door after another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,&rdquo; said Bell, with chattering teeth;
+ &ldquo;but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse and
+ thaw things out.&rdquo; This was done, and in an hour they were moderately
+ comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using only three
+ rooms, all on the first floor&mdash;the large, handsome family
+ sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very
+ capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing
+ the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters,
+ thus making one immensely wide bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a row,
+ and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I certainly
+ am a good contriver,&rdquo; cried Bell, with a triumphant little laugh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' down
+ in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',&rdquo;
+ rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and bred.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for
+ cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional
+ breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its bright
+ drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the mahogany
+ extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and silver
+ service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room made
+ graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and placed
+ photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red apples just
+ where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her
+ Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being
+ filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full
+ pantry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Grandma,&rdquo; she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and
+ bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, &ldquo;it does look
+ lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's no
+ danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it would
+ burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build the fires
+ every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze myself daily
+ for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come yet!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Uncle Harry, &ldquo;and brought eatables enough for an army&mdash;more
+ than you girls can devour in a month.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll see,&rdquo; said Bell, laughingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please
+ take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've
+ just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station for
+ the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most astounding
+ thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,&mdash;the one he
+ takes to town filled with vegetables,&mdash;and I am going to keep it for
+ our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care for
+ public opinion!&rdquo; said she, with a disdainful gesture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO hours later you
+ might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's Jerry, with Bell and
+ Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, rosy-cheeked girls warmly
+ tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even the sober old sun, who had
+ been under a cloud that day, poked his head out to see the fun, and became
+ so interested that, in spite of himself, he forgot his determination not
+ to shine, and did his duty all the afternoon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,&mdash;the cozy
+ sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row,
+ so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, and
+ finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one corner,&mdash;there
+ arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud enough to shock
+ the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor
+ corner,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;but the common-sense of it will be seen by every
+ thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is too
+ short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for apples.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,&rdquo; exclaimed Lilia Porter.
+ &ldquo;Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you are
+ talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. Shelter
+ before food, say I!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Apartments!&rdquo; sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. &ldquo;You are very grand in your
+ ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!&rdquo; and she
+ threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party dramatically
+ in that direction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,&rdquo; cried Edith
+ Lambert. &ldquo;Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an
+ apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be given
+ a chair of state.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,&rdquo; asked Patty, &ldquo;why those croquet mallets
+ and balls are laid out in file round the beds?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come
+ in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all to
+ a jelly to begin with?&rdquo; Patty retorted, being of a practical mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That <i>would</i> be rather embarrassing,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a
+ reflective shudder; &ldquo;I hadn't thought of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet
+ mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?&rdquo; asked Alice,
+ &ldquo;and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks start
+ supper;&rdquo; whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up a pair
+ of small, stout boots on the fender.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated
+ discouragement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been
+ in the house an hour,&rdquo; said the head cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if they
+ can. However,&rdquo; turning again to Alice, &ldquo;it isn't to be supper, but dinner.
+ The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 a.m.,
+ luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times betwixt
+ and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be completely
+ under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship and Fenton. We
+ cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss Forsaith. If time
+ hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own branches of housework.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,&rdquo;
+ cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. &ldquo;I dare say we shall be half starved
+ as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, Bluebell!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have made
+ much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so formidable
+ were the appetites, and such the merriment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, &ldquo;I will throw
+ off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a
+ disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with the
+ reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a solitary one
+ left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded and gone, she
+ is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for to-night, so the
+ Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our one potato into the
+ kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for breakfast. Look in the
+ corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' Marion Harland's 'Cook
+ Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The Bride's Manual.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and
+ noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the
+ sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive
+ picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the astral
+ lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent over
+ &ldquo;Little Women.&rdquo; Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort of twist,
+ from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were straying
+ out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark dress, was
+ humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was sitting flat on the
+ hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the warm occupation of corn
+ popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round her face, while Patty
+ Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her on a hassock, knitting a
+ &ldquo;fascinator&rdquo; out of white wool. These two, so thoroughly unlike, were
+ never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so inseparable as to be dubbed
+ the &ldquo;Scissors&rdquo; or &ldquo;Tongs&rdquo; by their friends. Alice and Lilia were
+ quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's animated expression
+ and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the calm face of her
+ antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over anything. It was she
+ who carried off all the dignity and took the part of presiding goddess of
+ the party. The girls all adored her for her beauty and superior age; for
+ she had attained the enviable pinnacle of &ldquo;sweet sixteen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; said Jo, breaking the silence, &ldquo;let us have refreshments, then a
+ good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go to
+ bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as no
+ one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll be,&rdquo;
+ laughed Bell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?&rdquo; cried Lilia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now Lilia,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit in
+ a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl that
+ hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot crack an
+ almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up the end of
+ the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put the tablecloth on
+ crooked, and&mdash;oh, dear&mdash;now you've stepped in the pop-corn,&rdquo; as
+ Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without knocking something
+ over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy flight. &ldquo;You have such a
+ genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at once, I think you must be
+ web-footed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that's possible,&rdquo; retorted the unfortunate Lilia; &ldquo;I've often been
+ told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you realize, girls,&rdquo; said Edith, after a while, &ldquo;that we shall all be
+ visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this repast?
+ I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to the fire,
+ so that we can have our good-night chat.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the
+ lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, the
+ yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, braiding
+ it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles in the
+ air, as all young things are wont to do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Girls, dear old girls,&rdquo; said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence
+ of two minutes; &ldquo;isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything?
+ How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have been
+ put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and kindly every
+ day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into
+ thinking about God's care and goodness,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;although it's very
+ strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little baby
+ playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to make
+ the letters into words and spell out things for myself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What a perfect heathen I am,&rdquo; burst out Jo. &ldquo;I can't feel any of these
+ things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith
+ says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the
+ letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for that!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look out of the window, Jo,&rdquo; said
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell, who was leaning on the sill. &ldquo;Don't you think if God can make out of
+ all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, green,
+ springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a wonderful
+ thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the frozen earth?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; rejoined Jo, dismally, &ldquo;there's something to begin on out there,
+ but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any
+ signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to hear
+ you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,&rdquo; said Lilia, confusedly
+ struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. &ldquo;There's lots
+ of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thanks for your encouragement,&rdquo; said Jo, amid the laughter that followed
+ Lilia's peculiar metaphor. &ldquo;I think if you'll try to handle the spiritual
+ bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now don't laugh,
+ girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I talk in my usual
+ frivolous way.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,&rdquo; said her loving champion,
+ Patty, &ldquo;but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was it
+ who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor
+ washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the
+ church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a
+ headache?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Patty, if you don't desist,&rdquo; cried Jo, with a flaming face, and
+ brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, &ldquo;I'll throw this at your dear,
+ charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a story
+ of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as hostess,
+ ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it will find
+ me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of the
+ orchestra.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dear me, I can't begin!&rdquo; cried Bell, &ldquo;Nothing ever happened to me except
+ going to California and having a double wedding in the family. That's the
+ sum total of my adventures.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, you
+ do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to you,&rdquo;
+ sighed Lilia. &ldquo;You never seem to have any trials.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Trials!&rdquo; rejoined Bell, sarcastically. &ldquo;I should think I hadn't. Perhaps
+ I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old aunty!
+ Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and nine, or
+ seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left at school
+ while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those afflictions?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I do,&rdquo; answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; &ldquo;and I'll never
+ allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California story,&mdash;that's
+ a dear,&mdash;for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, well,&rdquo; said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her
+ eyes rested on the cabinet, &ldquo;I'll tell you the story of these;&rdquo; and she
+ took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by
+ fire. &ldquo;Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as
+ 'bookish' and romantic as possible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred
+ miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father
+ was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and
+ Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see
+ them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in the
+ garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that
+ California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on the
+ trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the peaches
+ were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where the crimson
+ stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't,&rdquo; cried Jo; &ldquo;you'll make us discontented with our New England
+ apples!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We were chatting and eating peaches,&rdquo; continued Bell, &ldquo;when the gate
+ opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us,
+ The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I had
+ heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the tribe,
+ and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; for our
+ Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling us tales.
+ She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black hair, not so
+ coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good features, and the
+ prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was dressed gaily and
+ handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her lovely, bare, brown
+ neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which we noticed at once as
+ being very valuable. She stayed there all the afternoon under the
+ fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. Mother, meanwhile, had
+ gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, and had taken them from her
+ neck to examine them. At sunset, when she went home to her wigwam, she
+ slipped the necklace into mother's lap, saying, with her sweet trick of
+ speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you takie my beads.' Of course, mother
+ could not accept them, and Eskaluna departed in quite a disappointed mood.
+ I remember being sorry that the pretty young thing was going to marry the
+ disagreeable, ugly chief. He was just as jealous and ferocious as he could
+ be&mdash;wouldn't let her talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and
+ had shot one man already because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A chorus of &ldquo;Oh's&rdquo; and &ldquo;Ah's&rdquo; interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew
+ round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a &ldquo;cruel
+ coquette&rdquo; by a young student at Wareham.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying
+ that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had heard
+ that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered whether
+ his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of course, and were
+ terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral of poor Eskaluna,
+ who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. Nakawa told us the
+ whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it was. Her lover, the
+ chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, and on the afternoon she
+ came to our house, he had heard from some crafty villain or other (an
+ enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she was false, and, instead of
+ intending to marry him, loved a handsome young Indian of another tribe,
+ and was planning to run away with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road
+ determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely part
+ of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the mountain
+ sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San Jacinto
+ valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her scarlet
+ dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came singing
+ along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim at the heart
+ that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of birds' feathers;
+ shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that she fell in an instant,
+ dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the helpless old squaw, he
+ escaped into a canon near by.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0053.jpg" alt="0053 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0053.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the place
+ just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We went
+ close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of her
+ beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the head
+ of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,&mdash;the
+ prettiest neck in the world,&mdash;lay this charred string of pearls she
+ had worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old
+ squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her
+ murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he was
+ determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at the same
+ time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would have been
+ much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to think of her
+ being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and true; and
+ that's the end of my story. Who comes next?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not I, at this hour,&rdquo; yawned Jo, &ldquo;but it was a good tale!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!&rdquo; said Alice, admiringly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have if
+ we go to bed,&rdquo; murmured Edith from her cozy corner. &ldquo;Come, it is after
+ ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking in
+ at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a row, and
+ the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning
+ broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. I cannot attempt to
+ tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and ingenious bevy of girls
+ during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite neighbor, had kept to her
+ post of observation, the window, very closely, and had seen much to awaken
+ scorn and surprise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wa'al, Jane!&rdquo; said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, &ldquo;there they go
+ ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's
+ pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to laugh
+ so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't done up
+ their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and they
+ hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship is
+ as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, for,
+ aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and through
+ doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that morning,
+ when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, that she
+ believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a liberty-pole.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the evening,
+ their spirits still high and their inventive powers still unimpaired, they
+ gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small but appreciative.
+ Grandmother was in a private box&mdash;the high-backed arm-chair in the
+ cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected throne made by
+ perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a large pair of
+ goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical critic for the
+ morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders from Mrs. Carter's famous
+ Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student
+ earning his college course by odd terms of teaching), and Hugh Pennell,
+ his chum and classmate, home on a brief holiday, made quite a brave show
+ when seated in three rows, while the unaffected laughter, the open mouths,
+ and the staring eyes of &ldquo;the help,&rdquo; Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah
+ Flagg, who were grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. Jo
+ was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly funny
+ scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of her
+ cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its short
+ sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made her
+ such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell quite
+ laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang &ldquo;The Last Rose of Summer&rdquo; with
+ all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down of eyelids, and
+ kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally accompany it when
+ sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally greeted with rapturous
+ applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown and smoking-cap for male
+ attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice Forsaith, rendering it with
+ original Italian words and embraces at the end of every measure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0063.jpg" alt="0063 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0063.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical
+ events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited to
+ name them as they followed one another in quick succession,&mdash;Eliza
+ crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the bloodhounds
+ in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble Captain John;
+ Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely glitter of his eye;
+ and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a stern and rock-bound
+ coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. As Uncle Harry sat on
+ the table he was obliged to be the center of this thrilling scene, which
+ was variously surmised by the audience to be the capture of a slave-ship
+ by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a tenement-house fire, the killing
+ of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or an impassioned attempt to drag
+ Casabianca from the burning deck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the kitchen
+ to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is
+ warm,&rdquo; said Jo. &ldquo;Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond
+ words!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,&rdquo; rejoined
+ Bell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,&rdquo; said Patty, looking
+ in at the door, with a superior air; &ldquo;Columbus discovered America in an
+ open boat.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,&rdquo; quoth
+ Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to
+ night?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I did,&rdquo; replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet,
+ cupboard, and sink. &ldquo;Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in
+ other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days I
+ propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth
+ closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her
+ hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of
+ twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,&rdquo; responded Jo.
+ &ldquo;I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, Bell, can
+ this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of our parlor
+ boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate sensibilities'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think that it may escape criticism,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;Cover it with a
+ clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation
+ before it goes in the frying-pan.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, as
+ she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the bed, a
+ little later. &ldquo;I have only two things to trouble me. First: my wisdom
+ tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my turn to
+ build the kitchen fire in the morning.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Console yourself with one thought, my dear,&rdquo; murmured Bell, drowsily, yet
+ sagely. &ldquo;Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your tooth
+ chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the fire.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't tell her that,&rdquo; urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, &ldquo;or she will be
+ feigning toothache constantly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the
+ night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her
+ slipping quietly out of bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's the matter, Lilia!&rdquo; she whispered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just
+ enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is
+ the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand;
+ sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, no, hush!&rdquo; said Lilia. &ldquo;I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here it
+ is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the head
+ of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain growing
+ less, fell asleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, glanced
+ at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing shriek. This
+ in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek on general
+ principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked where Bell
+ pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a dark, purple
+ color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, hearing the
+ confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being open, and rolling
+ about in surprise, she looked still more alarming.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What on earth is the matter, girls?&rdquo; she asked, sitting up in bed,
+ smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;K-k-keep c-c-calm,&rdquo; said Bell. &ldquo;Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen
+ and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send for
+ the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of
+ terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It
+ must be a malignant pustule&mdash;or spotted fever&mdash;or something
+ dreadful! What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out
+ what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very
+ good-looking before.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Girls,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too
+ quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and,
+ Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her
+ comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Put on the kettle,&rdquo; added Patty, &ldquo;and heat blankets; they always do that
+ in emergencies.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't frighten me to death,&rdquo; wailed Lilia, &ldquo;calling me 'a thing of this
+ kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the
+ night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She had neuralgia in her face,&rdquo; explained Jo; &ldquo;that must have had
+ something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then dropped
+ off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try to keep up
+ your courage!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many
+ groans and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an
+ awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the
+ very last stages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But,&rdquo; cried Alice, perplexed, &ldquo;it is all very strange, for why does she
+ have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from
+ mortification in one night?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,&rdquo; said Patty, who had heard
+ about such a case in her own family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Goodness knows what it is,&rdquo; exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in nervous
+ terror. &ldquo;What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks to her
+ head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her
+ 'extremities,' as father calls them&mdash;whether to give her a sweat or
+ keep her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with
+ her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing we
+ can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid together.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now
+ that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale light
+ of the student lamp.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You patient old darling!&rdquo; cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the
+ bed. &ldquo;We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure to
+ be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! what
+ bottle have I tipped over under this bed!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's my neuralgia liniment,&rdquo; murmured Lilia, faintly. &ldquo;I bathed my face
+ in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for I
+ can't get any more here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your neuralgia lotion!&rdquo; shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank
+ astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal parts.
+ &ldquo;Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious,
+ blundering goose!&rdquo; and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed
+ valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm of
+ voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle
+ Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts and
+ gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must at
+ least have fallen into convulsions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let me see the poor child immediately,&rdquo; cried Mr. Winship. &ldquo;What is the
+ trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?&rdquo; looking at
+ the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets and
+ blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force a pillow
+ into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter inaudible. &ldquo;Are
+ you trying to play a joke on me?&rdquo; continued he, with as much dignity as
+ was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, a pair of
+ trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane which he had quite
+ unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his chamber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The fact is,&rdquo; answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately
+ hard to regain her sobriety,&mdash;&ldquo;the fact is&mdash;Uncle Harry&mdash;we
+ made&mdash;a mistake, and so did&mdash;Lilia. There were two bottles just
+ alike on the wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five
+ minutes in the purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!&rdquo; sighed Jo, lifting her head
+ from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. &ldquo;All her face, except part of
+ her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple
+ blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or
+ anything else frightful!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Edith, slyly, &ldquo;Bell said mortification had taken place. I
+ don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Puns are out of place, Edith,&rdquo; said Bell, severely. &ldquo;Don't hurry, Uncle
+ Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you
+ embarrassment.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his
+ rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the hall,
+ and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that it would
+ be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him out of bed
+ again at five o'clock on a winter's day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber,
+ but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and then
+ made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire should be
+ used to some purpose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started
+ the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented
+ number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was a
+ call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm,
+ a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for hauling
+ wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the doctor's
+ for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. Then
+ directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential call
+ upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of regard
+ several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was unnoticed,
+ but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied coming from the
+ Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or another. When
+ questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of foolishness they
+ merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the Winships pig, but that
+ it was a visit of condolence and sympathy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU may think that
+ Lilia's &ldquo;mortification&rdquo; was quite an excitement in this enterprising young
+ household; yet I assure you that never twenty-four hours passed but a
+ ridiculous adventure of some kind overtook the girls. The daily bulletin
+ which they carried over to Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy
+ inmates in constant wonderment as to what would happen next. Sometimes
+ there was a regular programme for the next day, prepared the night before,
+ but oftener, things happened of themselves, and when they do that, you
+ know, pleasure seems a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is
+ unexpected. Uncle Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of
+ the gay party of young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter
+ openly, and went on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic,
+ notwithstanding the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was
+ this: On Friday, the boys&mdash;Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton,
+ and the young schoolmaster&mdash;turned the great bare hall in the top of
+ the old Winship family house into a woodland bower.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because
+ the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey
+ Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had
+ finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the
+ district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take him
+ through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong as his
+ name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as gentle and
+ chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and manly a lad, and
+ withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding his youth, as any
+ little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his guardian, and thus
+ he had become quite one of the Winship family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with
+ this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used at
+ some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet by
+ stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they
+ wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens,
+ and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners
+ or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?&rdquo; cried Jack, rubbing his cold
+ fingers, &ldquo;but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make birds
+ and flowers and brooks!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's the special difficulty?&rdquo; asked Geoffrey. &ldquo;We'll borrow Grandmother
+ Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then we'll bring over
+ Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be musical enough,
+ considering the fact that the thermometer is below zero.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic
+ forest became tuneful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of
+ white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly
+ constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical
+ structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and behold,
+ their forest bloomed!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But we have finished now, boys,&rdquo; said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his
+ last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They were made
+ of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered chopping-tray.)
+ &ldquo;We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing at a picnic, too.
+ Good for the small children to fall into, good for drinking, good for
+ dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have an idea,&rdquo; suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder busily
+ engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. &ldquo;I have an
+ idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the water run
+ into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling the tank from
+ the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running streamlet. There's
+ your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical tinkle, and possibly
+ your small child's watery grave. What could be more romantic?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Out with him!&rdquo; shouted Geoff. &ldquo;He ought to be drowned for proposing such
+ an apology for a brook.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I fail to see the point,&rdquo; said Jack; &ldquo;the sound would be sylvan and
+ suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We'll brook no further argument on the subject,&rdquo; retorted Hugh; &ldquo;the
+ afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or the
+ watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with house
+ plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell you, let
+ us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em for a
+ retreat, in one corner.&rdquo; After some explanations from Hugh about his plan,
+ the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic and
+ ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle Harry's
+ parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, there was an
+ evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with a dozen stones
+ from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss Jane Sawyer's
+ potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted by two banging
+ baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight stove to warm it
+ into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by screens of green
+ boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed into a green forest,
+ vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming flowers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the
+ desert blooming as the rose!&rdquo; cried Hugh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,&rdquo; answered
+ Jack, dryly, &ldquo;inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and home
+ during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer,
+ hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she
+ had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly
+ stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to
+ sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations.
+ Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet
+ at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go
+ in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and
+ seeing the girls.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a
+ gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother
+ Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and extremely
+ anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers
+ were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had
+ been a day of disasters from beginning to end&mdash;the first really
+ mournful one in their experience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them before
+ they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it went out in
+ the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a large coal
+ stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret to say that
+ this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of teeth,
+ for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove doors,
+ and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. But, dear
+ me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, and at last
+ the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall before the weather
+ would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the inevitable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were all
+ cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they wanted
+ to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might astonish
+ more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; Edith, that
+ most precise and careful of all little women under the sun, broke a
+ platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious omelet, and
+ waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her own success,
+ when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly into the coal
+ hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell fished it hastily
+ out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and generally penitent, if an
+ omelet can assume that expression. She slapped it on the table severely,
+ and said, with a little choke and tear in her voice:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he rinsed,
+ and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the house for
+ breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into the
+ buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon
+ besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen;
+ and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never,&rdquo; cried Alice, with much determination. &ldquo;Sooner eat omelet and coal
+ hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What shall we
+ take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and no one will
+ suspect we haven't breakfasted.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let's make mince pies,&rdquo; cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the
+ wood-box.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Goose,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. &ldquo;There's plenty of time to
+ make mince-meat, of course!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,&rdquo; said Lilia, with decision, while
+ dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. &ldquo;We had better carry
+ the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring bread
+ and meat and common things.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, tarts, tarts!&rdquo; exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. &ldquo;I
+ haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They must be easy enough,&rdquo; answered Patty, with calm authority. &ldquo;Cut a
+ hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly and
+ bake it; that's simple.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0093.jpg" alt="0093 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0093.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Glad you think so,&rdquo; responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and
+ cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty
+ dish-water pot. &ldquo;I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty
+ before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we touch
+ to-day is sure to fail.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'&rdquo; sang
+ Bell, in a spasm of gayety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,&rdquo; retorted
+ Edith. &ldquo;Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? Look in the
+ cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or hung for two
+ weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like fruit-cake, or 'braised'
+ or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' &ldquo;but it has to be
+ pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stuff and nonsense,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This
+ village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England
+ Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been
+ seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she
+ makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she dips her
+ turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft gingerbread,
+ Patty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Four cups best New Orleans molasses&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The molasses is out,&rdquo; said Jo; &ldquo;find jelly-cake.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jelly all gone,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;where, I can't think, for there were
+ seventeen tumblers.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,&rdquo; said Alice, reminiscently.
+ &ldquo;How about doughnuts?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; Bell answered, &ldquo;of course you'll go to the store for more
+ eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, jelly,
+ patience, and luck.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books,
+ vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country
+ store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have been
+ thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and light as
+ air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one another in
+ the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed with a headache,
+ leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion and uproar. I cannot
+ bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that dreadful day, but Bell
+ had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had gone to the store-room
+ for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of frozen &ldquo;something&rdquo; very like
+ mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious discovery! She flew back to the
+ kitchen, crying:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot of
+ mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You trust
+ to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It
+ thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became
+ very thin and curious in its appearance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,&rdquo; said Lilia
+ to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom crust on a
+ pie plate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We-l-l, it does!&rdquo; owned the head cook, frankly; &ldquo;but I suppose it will
+ boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very natural,&rdquo; said Lilia, dryly. &ldquo;It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to tell
+ the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to imagine
+ mince-meat ought to look.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in,
+ and I'll hold the plate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of dough
+ over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a ventilator,
+ and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of relief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work,
+ walked in with a can of kerosene.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?&rdquo; asked Patty,
+ pointing to the frying-pan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful
+ certainty and disdain: &ldquo;'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's
+ foot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the
+ kitchen-maids.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gracious,&rdquo; cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin at
+ the same time. &ldquo;What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it
+ melted. What is it, then?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Suet,&rdquo; answered cruel Betty Bean. &ldquo;Your ma chopped it and done it up in
+ molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's cold;
+ and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good deal of
+ apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this
+ half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely
+ lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider
+ filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and
+ swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door,
+ and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy
+ roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never mind, Bluebell,&rdquo; cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her
+ hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her
+ flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. &ldquo;You can use the rest of
+ the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up
+ be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with savage
+ emphasis:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle Harry
+ or the boys know about it, I'll&mdash;I don't know what I'll do,&rdquo; finished
+ she, weakly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's a fearful threat,&rdquo; laughed Jo,&mdash;&ldquo;'The King of France and
+ fifty thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with comforting
+ gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven o'clock in the
+ evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen tidied; then six as
+ tired young housewives stretched themselves before the parlor fire as a
+ bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and pretty, was curled upon the
+ sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls were lounging in different
+ attitudes of dejection, all with from one to three burned fingers
+ enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor were painfully meager,&mdash;a
+ colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, molasses ginger-bread, and
+ a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in the kitchen closet lay a
+ melancholy pile of failure,&mdash;Alice's pop-overs, which had refused to
+ pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's cake that would have
+ made any newly married couple feel as if they were at the funeral of their
+ own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in their journey through the
+ cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain things very nicely, and
+ were considered remarkable caterers by their admiring family of
+ school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted were entirely beyond
+ their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in the closet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Lilia. &ldquo;Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I
+ don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested
+ enough to go to-morrow?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was thinking,&rdquo; said Edith, dreamily, &ldquo;that we have only seven more days
+ to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't care very
+ much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up housekeeping. The
+ chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning yesterday. We never
+ looked into the store-room nor bought anything in advance nor settled what
+ we should cook.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Bell, waking up a little, &ldquo;we will crowd everything possible
+ into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow is Saturday
+ and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort of a 'pow-wow,'
+ as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their invitation, and
+ then we'll think of something perfectly grand and stupendous for Friday,
+ our last day of fun. It will take from that until Monday to get the house
+ into something like order for my mother's return. (This with a remorseful
+ recollection of the terrible back bed-room, where everything imaginable
+ had been 'dumped' for a week past.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,&rdquo; called Alice, faintly, from
+ the distance. &ldquo;I will do it in the morning while you are packing the
+ luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try to
+ mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody will
+ know which is which.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery
+ for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of
+ dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,&mdash;hats
+ that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They
+ had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with funny
+ silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various adventures.
+ Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; Bell's a mammoth
+ pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied colored scarfs of
+ ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried grasses, oats, and
+ everlastings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the
+ next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke
+ entirely refreshed and ready for the fray.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not
+ very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of
+ windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The
+ surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered
+ into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that they
+ had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty a one
+ as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how lovely a
+ picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral surroundings.
+ Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, sweet and bright
+ from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. Bell was radiant,
+ issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying here and there,
+ laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's device), and talking
+ merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining with mischief under her
+ great straw hat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this were
+ the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while the
+ embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and danced
+ on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were alive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for the
+ boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was simply
+ delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with
+ affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and boys
+ particularly affect&mdash;jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies.
+ How the girls remembered their closetful of &ldquo;attempts&rdquo; at home; how they
+ roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how they
+ discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato versus
+ boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance they discussed
+ questions of household economy, and interlarded their conversation with
+ quotations from the &ldquo;Young Housekeeper's Friend,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Bride's
+ Manual.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,&mdash;some quiet, more
+ not at all so,&mdash;until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short
+ days, they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the
+ snow, baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics
+ should be confined to summer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What a gl-orious time we've had!&rdquo; exclaimed Jo, as they busied themselves
+ about the home dining-room. &ldquo;Yesterday seems like a horrible nightmare,
+ or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, and if we
+ hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we carried were
+ not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the buns, and Patty's
+ doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,&rdquo; quoth Edith, in a sly aside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; admitted Patty, ruefully, &ldquo;there certainly was quite enough
+ saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the
+ bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's cake,
+ indeed!&rdquo; she finished with a scornful smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;True!&rdquo; said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had
+ been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; &ldquo;I can't deny it.
+ Proceed with your sarcasm.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda says,&rdquo;
+ exclaimed Alice. &ldquo;Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! The
+ closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less said
+ about the back bedroom the better.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to
+ improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big
+ aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made
+ fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and
+ otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of order
+ which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and trials
+ of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ONDAY morning
+ broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind whistled and blew
+ about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying the clothes-line round the
+ chimneys and fastening it to the strong pine-trees in front, for greater
+ safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it hailed at seven, rained at eight,
+ stopped at nine, and presently began to go through the same varied
+ programme. After breakfast, Bell went to the window and stood dreamily
+ flattening her nose against the pane, while the others busied themselves
+ about their several tasks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, girls,&rdquo; said she at length, &ldquo;we've had four different kinds of
+ weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it
+ doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to
+ come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to
+ amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before it
+ rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the way; who
+ knows!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard wrapped
+ in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and framing
+ her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless from a race
+ across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella right side out.
+ She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving the doors all open,
+ and sank into a chair, with an expression of mysterious mirth in her eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Guess what's happened!&rdquo; she asked, with sparkling eyes. &ldquo;I have the most
+ enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never will think,
+ and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all invited to tea
+ this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't that 'ridikilis'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do tell, Isabel,&rdquo; squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of
+ Miss Sawyer, &ldquo;air you a-going to accept?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert. &ldquo;I should like to see
+ the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it saves
+ cooking.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We are remarkably favored,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;I don't believe that anybody
+ has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years
+ ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and father
+ died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They were
+ quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house all
+ furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and pictures. All
+ the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's heart, and get
+ her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has been changed in
+ all these years, except that they have bought a cooking-stove. Miss Jane
+ hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed of the stove, I think; as
+ to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, or a carpet-sweeper,&mdash;why,
+ she would as soon think of changing the fashion of her bonnet! I believe
+ there isn't such a curious house, nor another pair of such dried-up,
+ half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the country. There's Emma Jane with
+ the butter! I'll meet her at the back door, get her to peel some potatoes
+ and apples, make her sew a white ruffle in her neck, and make some
+ original remark.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The
+ old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled
+ with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant and
+ gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of
+ asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal
+ flower-de-luce,&mdash;all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose
+ hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and steal
+ their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white clam-shells,
+ where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, bachelor's-buttons,
+ larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would Miss Miranda allow
+ within these sacred ancient places, no begonias, gladioli, and &ldquo;sech,&rdquo;
+ with their new-fangled, heathenish, unpronounceable names. The old flowers
+ were good enough for her; and, certainly, they made a blooming spot about
+ the dark house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds
+ perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay
+ over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping them
+ just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way common to
+ snow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, the rooms
+ inside seemed even more so. The &ldquo;keeping-room&rdquo; had been refurnished
+ fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been kept, that there
+ still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over the stiff black
+ hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, surrounded by the
+ Sawyer family photographs&mdash;husbands and wives always taken in
+ affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be misunderstood.
+ In a corner stood the mahogany &ldquo;what-not&rdquo; with its bead watch-cases,
+ shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, together with more
+ family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on the top shelf, and a
+ marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. Then there was a
+ gorgeous &ldquo;drawn in&rdquo; rug before the fireplace, with impossible purple roses
+ and pink leaves on its surface, and a marble-topped table holding a
+ magnificent lamp with a glass fringe around it, and a large piece of red
+ flannel floating in the kerosene.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor granted
+ at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the curiosities in
+ the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though their sobriety was
+ almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of art which Miss
+ Miranda held up for their reverential admiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were
+ four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy
+ occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed up
+ the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The
+ counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There was
+ the &ldquo;wild-goose chase,&rdquo; the &ldquo;log cabin,&rdquo; the &ldquo;rocky mountain,&rdquo; the &ldquo;Irish
+ plaid,&rdquo; and a &ldquo;charm quilt,&rdquo; in twelve hundred pieces, no two of which
+ were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton curtains with
+ elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow with a
+ yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of Napoleon
+ crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and of a
+ sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never an
+ outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a
+ skittish-looking pony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's
+ favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a
+ painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest
+ sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that
+ Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her
+ skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary were
+ seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; His
+ Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a brook
+ was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him on the
+ bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as well it
+ might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the others Miss
+ Hannah's last and finest effort&mdash;&ldquo;Maidens welcoming General
+ Washington in the streets of Alexandria.&rdquo; The maidens, thirteen in number,
+ were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as to hair, long
+ as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and carrying bouquets
+ of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with green ribbon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their
+ tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare supper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My reputation is gone,&rdquo; whispered Jo, solemnly. &ldquo;To think that I should
+ have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon;
+ but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of my
+ politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me instead
+ of frowning at me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you think?&rdquo; cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking down
+ her chair in so doing, &ldquo;I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and see if
+ they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, Jo?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door
+ stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, &ldquo;Can't we set the table or
+ help in any way, Miss Miranda?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you
+ wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter girl
+ may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up the
+ kitchen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting
+ under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing of
+ Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been suffered to
+ touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of extreme care,
+ she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to set the chairs
+ around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in cutting the dried
+ beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on each of her
+ fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little calendars of
+ suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she did not murmur,
+ as most of her mistakes implicated other people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss Miranda
+ was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink &ldquo;chany&rdquo;
+ set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes of great
+ magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and cream, a
+ green dragon plate the cookies, and the &ldquo;Sheltered Peasant&rdquo; saucers came
+ in for general admiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda
+ biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; a
+ blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full of
+ delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, creamy
+ cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin pie, baked
+ in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and indigestible-est of
+ all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar gingerbread besides. This array
+ of good things being taken in with rapid and rabid glances, the girls
+ exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and even emitted audible signs of
+ happiness. To say that they did justice to the repast would be a feeble
+ expression, for in truth the meals of their own preparation were irregular
+ as to time, indifferent as to quality, and sometimes, when they calculated
+ carelessly and unwisely, even small as to quantity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0127.jpg" alt="0127 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0127.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to a
+ string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of
+ information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss
+ Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they rose to
+ go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed atmosphere
+ that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the quaint,
+ old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New England
+ goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of conversation had
+ exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their leave, and the
+ sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated in from the
+ country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a fan excitedly to
+ and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and pink from the
+ unwonted dissipation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wall, Jane,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis'
+ Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when
+ her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, them
+ do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They seemed to enjoy their supper,&rdquo; said Miss Jane; &ldquo;I never saw girls
+ make a heartier meal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They did for certain,&rdquo; continued Miranda, &ldquo;too hearty most. I thought.
+ That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, that'll
+ sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake till I was
+ afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very thankful we
+ hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle,
+ and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their
+ bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and the
+ deep &ldquo;slush&rdquo; beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a hearty
+ laugh and jest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!&rdquo; exclaimed Patty, as they
+ opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. And,
+ indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms they had
+ left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and touched the
+ marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds were fast asleep
+ with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog and cat were
+ snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young people, as well
+ as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss Miranda's and Miss
+ Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider outlook, and quite
+ different problems and responsibilities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We never can be jollier than this!&rdquo; cried Lilia, in an irrepressible
+ burst of appreciation. &ldquo;Oh, that it might last forever, and that
+ seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! Then
+ we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, taking
+ tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good supper
+ that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with remorse
+ when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only skillful,
+ energetic, and ingenious!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're the very essence of thanklessness!&rdquo; answered Bell, in high
+ dudgeon. &ldquo;It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls,
+ when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far
+ removed from a zoological garden when <i>you</i> return to it, that is
+ certain!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,&rdquo; said Lilia, in feigned
+ repentance. &ldquo;It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your anger until
+ after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to be visited upon
+ us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and crackers.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better to
+ draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too much
+ about food,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, but never
+ called attention to it. &ldquo;When you have done with your nonsense, I have
+ something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have only four days, 'tis
+ true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must go away with
+ flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius that the
+ village will talk of us for months to come.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Si-lence in court!&rdquo; cried Jo, impressively. &ldquo;Let me offer you the coal
+ hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a
+ policeman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a
+ comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers and
+ seniors?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed I do,&rdquo; laughed Bell, in recollection. &ldquo;We girls took all the
+ characters. What fun it was!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The
+ boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would
+ be irresistibly funny. What do you think?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I like the idea,&rdquo; exclaimed Patty Weld. &ldquo;Uncle Harry's large hall would
+ be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So it is; how fortunate,&rdquo; agreed Alice; &ldquo;we couldn't think of anything
+ that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be
+ the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. Jo
+ will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest of us
+ can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young Lochinvar,
+ if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell&mdash;&rdquo; this with a sly
+ glance at her hostess.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven bridegroom,'
+ who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,&rdquo; continued Bell; &ldquo;he does
+ that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. Phil
+ Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform the
+ piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience will
+ stand erect.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, oh, the labor of it, girls!&rdquo; sighed Patty&mdash;&ldquo;wooden horses to be
+ made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery
+ to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning before
+ us?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nonsense, of course we can,&rdquo; rejoined Bell, energetically. &ldquo;We will
+ consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, and
+ costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at five
+ to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,&rdquo; finished Lilia, with grim sarcasm.
+ &ldquo;If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the cooking! How
+ are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should like to know?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they
+ humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you
+ gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be starved
+ beforehand by way of getting used to it,&rdquo; retorted Lilia, as she lighted
+ the bedroom candles. &ldquo;Come, dears, do cover the fire; it was sleepy-time
+ an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, look through the
+ piazza window.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering
+ crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted
+ finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark,
+ and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter
+ into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters
+ tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver
+ string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the
+ dazzling winter moonlight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all drawn
+ closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, and the
+ solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One minute
+ passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at length Bell
+ impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: &ldquo;If the minister were
+ here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to whisper, 'Dear Lord,
+ make us pure and white within, as thy world is without.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Amen,&rdquo; murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pull down the curtain,&rdquo; sighed Jo; &ldquo;it makes me feel wicked!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!&rdquo; pleaded Edith, &ldquo;it is too heavenly and
+ it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's 'St.
+ Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from her
+ convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of heaven&mdash;the
+ poem you recited for the medal, Alice,&mdash;say a verse of it.&rdquo; And
+ Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ &ldquo;As these white robes are soil'd and
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ dark
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ To yonder shining ground;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ As this pale taper's earthly spark,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ To yonder argent round;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So shines my soul before the Lamb,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ My spirit before Thee;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So in mine earthly house I am
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ To that I hope to be!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">O</span>N the next
+ morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, the six
+ housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the sun,
+ accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite
+ behindhand and outshone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the girls
+ were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it held up
+ its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation points of
+ surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of their warm
+ nests before the world was lighted or heated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were
+ farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily
+ preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous to
+ behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. They
+ consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, colored
+ stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and jaunty
+ little caps with bobbing quills.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of &ldquo;Young
+ Lochinvar,&rdquo; the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see
+ the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East
+ Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower
+ Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles
+ and cousins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,&mdash;and
+ fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they would
+ have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, mirror in
+ hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she had not
+ succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable Scottish
+ dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and spectacles.
+ Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to Hugh, that he
+ might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance for Lochinvar,
+ while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek expression for the
+ jilted bridegroom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0145.jpg" alt="0145 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0145.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to &ldquo;get up&rdquo; her courage.
+ As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one for a Scottish
+ bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and certainly she
+ looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for Lochinvar's rash
+ folly. It was of some shining white material, and came below the ankle,
+ just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; the skirt was
+ 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and full, with short
+ puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown of flowers made her
+ as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma Jane Perkins stood in
+ one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her red hair was waved and
+ hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. She hoped she could be
+ trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of beauty at the right
+ moment, but felt a little doubtful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you ready, young fry?&rdquo; asked he. &ldquo;It is half-past seven, and we ought
+ to begin.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell them
+ the prima donna is dangerously ill!&rdquo; gasped Bell, faintly, fanning herself
+ with a box-cover. &ldquo;I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, are you
+ perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we elope?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the
+ poem say:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ 'Through all the wide Border his steed
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ was the best?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?&rdquo;&mdash;pointing to a wild
+ and cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of &ldquo;Young Lochinvar,&rdquo; and many a
+ time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ West,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Through all the wide Border his steed
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ was the best,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ And, save his good broadsword, he
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ weapons had none;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ He rode all unarmed, and he rode all
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ alone.
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So faithful in love, and so dauntless in
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ war,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ There never was knight like the young
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ Lochinvar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not for
+ brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted at
+ Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had
+ consented to be married to another:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ For a laggard in love and a dastard in
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ war
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ Lochinvar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen and
+ bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion that the
+ bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being struck
+ quite dumb:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ &ldquo;Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ inivar,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ Lochinvar?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past
+ times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now
+ merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for
+ although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks her
+ health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; then
+ he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, and
+ leads the dance with her,&mdash;he so stately, she so lovely, that they
+ are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus
+ treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she
+ apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment
+ they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall,
+ where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought
+ the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her
+ on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ &ldquo;She is won! We are gone, over ban,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ bush, and scaur;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ They'll have fleet steeds that follow
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ quoth young Lochinvar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and hasty
+ mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing over the
+ fields, but &ldquo;the laggard in love and the dastard in war&rdquo; never recovers
+ his lost Ellen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So daring in love, and so dauntless in
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ war,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Have ye e'er heard of gallant like
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ young Lochinvar?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the audience
+ was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of the stage
+ with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or verse by
+ verse, to explain the action.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a
+ prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to
+ match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper
+ designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers
+ with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. His
+ costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he careered
+ wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as he rode to
+ the wedding, was perfectly irresistible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all
+ assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the
+ determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' sake.
+ Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who demanded
+ his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to be
+ peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling
+ permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the bride.
+ She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the spirit,
+ and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and promenaded
+ about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on wretchedly, the
+ parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ &ldquo;'Tivere better by far
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ To have matched our fair cousin with
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ young Lochinvar.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young
+ Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the
+ supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in
+ horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed signs
+ of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at length to the
+ plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then Lochinvar
+ darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,&mdash;rather an
+ unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances,
+ inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of
+ the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity
+ and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was the
+ work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness,
+ utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A
+ pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front
+ legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and
+ decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces.
+ Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, leaped
+ up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a snail's
+ pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. When half
+ way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed to have
+ forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed it must be some
+ part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in pantomime; Lochinvar
+ refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; she pouted and
+ seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she could have her
+ own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, and Ellen ran up a
+ secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly traps. Greatly to the
+ merriment of the observers, she loaded them on the docile horse in the
+ very face of Lochinvar's displeasure&mdash;two small looking-glasses, a
+ bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely drew on a pair of huge
+ India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, and just as her lover's
+ patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be remounted. The second trip
+ across the stage was accomplished in safety, though with anything but the
+ fleetness common to elopements either in life or in poetry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then came the pursuit&mdash;a most graphic and stirring scene, giving
+ large opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on
+ dashing hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot
+ excitement; four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads,
+ running hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father,
+ limping in and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory
+ daughter; and last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot,
+ with never a horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued to
+ laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The
+ performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and seemed
+ all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright bevy of
+ young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed his youth,
+ and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed pleasure. The hero
+ and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so generously provided dramatic
+ opportunities for the minor actors that all had enjoyed an equal chance in
+ the favor of the audience. There was neither envy, jealousy, nor
+ heartburning; each of the girls gloried in the achievements of the others,
+ and confessed that the mechanical ingenuity of the boys had made the
+ triumph possible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many
+ farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young
+ squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, sad
+ thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and cheery
+ to be gloomy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Depart, fun and frolic!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. &ldquo;Depart,
+ breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter,
+ boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is really too awful to think or to speak about,&rdquo; sighed Jo. &ldquo;Now I
+ know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the garden;
+ only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of knowledge,
+ while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever be
+ troubled with indigestion,&rdquo; dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the
+ &ldquo;Jolly Six.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching
+ school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried
+ liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,&rdquo; said Alice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Think of us,&rdquo; cried Geoff, &ldquo;going back to college, and settling into
+ regular 'digs.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,&rdquo; said Edith, saucily, &ldquo;you'll
+ never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines of learning,
+ that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger Indian, I should
+ say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what matchless
+ war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate hair in Betty
+ Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close together and
+ trembled visibly!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was a wonderful evening,&rdquo; remarked Hugh. &ldquo;There were persons there who
+ said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't want to annoy you,&rdquo; laughed Jo, &ldquo;but I heard exactly the
+ opposite.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Which only goes to show that both of us are both,&rdquo; retorted Bell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in
+ parsing and analysis has had its effect,&rdquo; said Patty. &ldquo;Look at our angel
+ cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall
+ light shining through all its sweet little windows'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,&rdquo; observed Alice, as she saw a small
+ cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good night and sweet dreams,&rdquo; called the hoys, when Geoffrey had unlocked
+ the door of the cottage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sweet dreams, indeed!&rdquo; the girls answered in chorus. &ldquo;The kitchen closet
+ to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four hours'
+ dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,&rdquo; reminded Hugh. &ldquo;We'll
+ take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning of the
+ shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give one rousing
+ cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the century!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty vigor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,&rdquo; cried
+ Bell, modestly; &ldquo;the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged the
+ model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model
+ parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright
+ idea?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but her
+ bright idea to keep her company,&rdquo; said Jo Fenton, suggestively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' Hip,
+ hip, hurrah!&rdquo; and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and across
+ the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch shell, an
+ instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his men to dinner
+ in haying time. Had it not been for this message of correction it is
+ possible the enthusiastic young people might have cheered one another till
+ midnight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone,
+ and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the
+ empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper,
+ tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the &ldquo;Jolly
+ Six.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ How dear to our hearts are the scenes of
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ vacation,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ When fond recollection presents them
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ to view!
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and&mdash;chief
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ recreation&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ That gayest of picnics with squires so
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ true!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ And note, torn away from the loved situ-
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ ation,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ The hump of conceit will explosively
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ swell,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ As proudly we think, never since the
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ creation,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Did any young housekeepers keep
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ house so well!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Think not our great genius too highly
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ we've rated,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ For all that belongs to the kitchen we
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ know;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ And feel that from infancy we have been
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ fated
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ For scrubbing and cooking, far more
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ than for show.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ charming,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So toothsome the compounds we often
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ have mixed,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ That though you would think the news
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ somewhat alarming,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ On housekeeping ever our minds are
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ quite fixed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Good-by to all hope of a fame uni-
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ versal!
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Farewell, vain ambition,&mdash;that way
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ madness lies!
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ The rest of our youth shall be one long
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ rehearsal
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ For life in six cottages, all of this
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ size!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ B. W.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ J. F.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ P. W.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ A. F.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ E. L.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ L. P.
+ </h3>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ X
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ Their joint mark.
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ Witnessed by me this morning,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ Jack Frost, Notary Public.
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ Sealed with a snow flake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate
+ behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They are awfully jolly girls,&rdquo; said Jack.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better than jolly,&rdquo; added Geoffrey, thoughtfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,&rdquo; agreed
+ Hugh. &ldquo;None like'em in Brunswick.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Or in Portland.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Or in Bath.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Or in Augusta.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of
+ view.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, but
+ fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six laughing
+ faces as before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the door-step,
+ twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs which girlish
+ hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew away disappointed. In
+ the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her high-backed chair,
+ knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at her post by the
+ window, drearily watching the sun go down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face.
+ &ldquo;Mi-randy!&rdquo; called she, sharply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down here
+ from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia has
+ her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad one of
+ 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she was
+ ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them
+ young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!&rdquo;
+ continued Miss Jane. &ldquo;I should like to give one girl a chance of being a
+ brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin',
+ Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck by
+ lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to its
+ foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the
+ hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a
+ child's hand might pull her tail in days to come.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It does seem dreadful lonesome,&rdquo; Miss Miranda agreed, after a long pause.
+ &ldquo;Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life that's
+ gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as I said.
+ Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' work, too.
+ Of course, you've thought o' that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We take about so many steps, anyway,&rdquo; argued Miss Jane, &ldquo;and if the
+ child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha ain't
+ so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her comp'ny&mdash;even
+ two cats is better'n one.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There goes Emma Jane Perkins,&rdquo; exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post of
+ observation. &ldquo;She looks different somehow. I've always said I should think
+ her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her
+ hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' her
+ spring medicine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that
+ trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,&rdquo; rejoined Miss Jane, wisely.
+ &ldquo;Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd
+ taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take
+ Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full of
+ her own fancies to be easy managed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of fact, Mrs.
+ Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, industrious, and
+ of much assistance with the house-work, and as a matter of fact it was the
+ somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from the far-away farm to live in
+ the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss Miranda. And all that befell
+ this new family circle, formed almost by accident, and all that Rebecca
+ did, or became, as well as everything that happened during the gradual
+ beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was, as you see, the indirect result of
+ Bell Winship's madcap experiment in housekeeping.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ THE END
+ </h3>
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+HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
+
+A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters
+
+By Kate Douglas Wiggin
+
+Illustrated by Mills Thompson
+
+Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company
+
+1903
+
+[Illustration: 0001]
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+HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I--BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT
+
+|MARCH had come in like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a
+lamb. The pussy willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but
+although it takes a deal to discourage a New England pussy willow,
+they shivered in their brown skins and despaired of making their annual
+appearance even by April Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the
+South, having received private advices from the snow-birds that State
+o' Maine weather, in the present season, was only fitted for Arctic
+explorers. The air was keen and nipping and the wind blew steadily from
+the north and howled about the chimneys until one hardly knew whether
+to hug the warmth of the open fire or to go out and battle with the
+elements.
+
+Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were
+still “young females” when all this happened)--little did they care
+about snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the
+afternoon skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in
+the window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate “_Hoc opus
+hic labor est_” with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or
+the glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber
+boots, muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old
+mink cape), and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in
+mathematics or philosophy!
+
+These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and
+cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and
+the “young females” who graced that institution of learning were not
+inconsolable.
+
+Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other
+nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning,
+five little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their
+presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor.
+
+Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on
+the minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing
+remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the
+morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed
+to be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six,
+all told.
+
+The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled,
+but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great
+dignity in these words:
+
+“Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to
+the ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I
+wish to impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves
+to the afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,” she
+continued, still impressively, “that my highly respected parents are
+both away for the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and
+it occurred to me as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six
+girls should go over and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and
+untrammeled.” Here the tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the
+overmastering enthusiasm of the audience. Cheers and applause greeted
+her. Everybody pounded with whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on
+any article of furniture that chanced to be near.
+
+“Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!” cried Lilia Porter; “a more
+than usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you
+suppose?”
+
+“That's the point,” answered Bell, gleefully. “Here is the letter I have
+just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his
+daughter:”
+
+ Baltimore, March 6th, 18--.
+
+ My dear Child:--We do not like to refuse you anything while
+ we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well
+ insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother
+ says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and
+ preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the
+ fires and lights.
+
+ I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking
+ advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are
+ your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway,
+ and you might as well put yourself nominally under their
+ care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you,
+ perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the
+ allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no
+ doubt.
+
+ Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers
+ are still standing.
+
+ Your weakly indulgent but affectionate
+
+ Father.
+
+“Isn't he a perfect darling!” cried the enraptured quintette.
+
+“I think,” said demure Patty Weld, “that before we permit ourselves to
+feel too happy, we had better consult _our_ 'powers that be,' and see if
+we can accept Bell's invitation.”
+
+“I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,” Bell answered, firmly. “I have
+thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and
+Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead
+you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you
+can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are
+only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you
+can get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe.
+Grandmamma lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas,
+and Uncle Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight
+marauders that may happen in to pay their respects.”
+
+So the “Jolly Six,” as they were called by their schoolmates, separated,
+to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on
+to her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring
+farmer's daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege.
+
+The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious
+plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great
+amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their
+confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming
+the sternly practical department best suited to her--meat, vegetables,
+and bread--while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various
+little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so
+tender. Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the
+school, with Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the
+beds, tidying of rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and
+Patty Weld, with noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder
+that cross of an old-fashioned girl's life--the washing and wiping of
+dishes.
+
+On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the
+Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell,
+who asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them.
+
+“Du tell, Isabel!--I didn't expect to see you this mornin',--air your
+folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?” asked Miss
+Miranda.
+
+“Oh, no,” laughed Bell; “I'm going to housekeeping myself!”
+
+“Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?” cried Miss
+Jane.
+
+“Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates
+over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as
+housekeepers and householders.”
+
+“Land o' mercy,” moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. “That Pa o' yourn
+would let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man
+could do sech a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house
+to pieces, I don't see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I
+declare I sha'n't sleep a wink for worrying the whole time.”
+
+“You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,” said Bell, with some spirit. “If
+six girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few
+stoves and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems
+to think nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's
+growing wiser all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as
+bright as those detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.”
+
+“Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are
+unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your
+key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your
+bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye
+knows anything about flour food.”
+
+“Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work,
+for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and
+Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have
+Topsycat while I am here?”
+
+“Yes, I s'pose so,” said Miss Jane, “though it's been an awful sight of
+work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis'
+Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the
+first week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters
+every mornin'.”
+
+“I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome
+afterward,” Bell answered, “but you know it's almost impossible to keep
+house without a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the
+moment I arrived, and is waiting at the gate now.”
+
+“I don't agree with you,” said Miss Miranda. “'Blessed be nothin', I
+say, when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went
+next, and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'.
+If you have a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a
+barn full of critters.”
+
+The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they
+unlocked one frost-bitten door after another.
+
+“We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,” said Bell, with chattering teeth;
+“but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse
+and thaw things out.” This was done, and in an hour they were moderately
+comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using
+only three rooms, all on the first floor--the large, handsome family
+sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very
+capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing
+the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters,
+thus making one immensely wide bed.
+
+“There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a
+row, and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I
+certainly am a good contriver,” cried Bell, with a triumphant little
+laugh.
+
+“It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin'
+down in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',”
+ rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and
+bred.
+
+The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for
+cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional
+breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its
+bright drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the
+mahogany extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and
+silver service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room
+made graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and
+placed photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red
+apples just where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her
+Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being
+filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full
+pantry.
+
+“Oh, Grandma,” she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and
+bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, “it does look
+lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's
+no danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it
+would burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build
+the fires every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze
+myself daily for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come
+yet!”
+
+“Yes,” said Uncle Harry, “and brought eatables enough for an army--more
+than you girls can devour in a month.”
+
+“You'll see,” said Bell, laughingly.
+
+“You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please
+take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've
+just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station
+for the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most
+astounding thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,--the
+one he takes to town filled with vegetables,--and I am going to keep it
+for our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care
+for public opinion!” said she, with a disdainful gesture.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II--IN THE FIRELIGHT
+
+|TWO hours later you might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's
+Jerry, with Bell and Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing,
+rosy-cheeked girls warmly tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even
+the sober old sun, who had been under a cloud that day, poked his head
+out to see the fun, and became so interested that, in spite of himself,
+he forgot his determination not to shine, and did his duty all the
+afternoon.
+
+When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,--the cozy
+sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row,
+so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon,
+and finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one
+corner,--there arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud
+enough to shock the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered.
+
+“I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor
+corner,” said Bell; “but the common-sense of it will be seen by every
+thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is
+too short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for
+apples.”
+
+“Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,” exclaimed Lilia
+Porter. “Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you
+are talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments.
+Shelter before food, say I!”
+
+“Apartments!” sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. “You are very grand in your
+ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!” and
+she threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party
+dramatically in that direction.
+
+“Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,” cried Edith
+Lambert. “Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an
+apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be
+given a chair of state.”
+
+“Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,” asked Patty, “why those croquet
+mallets and balls are laid out in file round the beds?”
+
+“Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come
+in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!”
+
+“Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all
+to a jelly to begin with?” Patty retorted, being of a practical mind.
+
+“That _would_ be rather embarrassing,” answered Bell, with a reflective
+shudder; “I hadn't thought of it.”
+
+“What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet
+mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?” asked
+Alice, “and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks
+start supper;” whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up
+a pair of small, stout boots on the fender.
+
+The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated
+discouragement.
+
+“I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been
+in the house an hour,” said the head cook.
+
+“Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if
+they can. However,” turning again to Alice, “it isn't to be supper, but
+dinner. The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9
+a.m., luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times
+betwixt and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be
+completely under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship
+and Fenton. We cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss
+Forsaith. If time hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own
+branches of housework.”
+
+“If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,”
+ cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. “I dare say we shall be half
+starved as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on,
+Bluebell!”
+
+Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have
+made much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so
+formidable were the appetites, and such the merriment.
+
+“Oh, dear,” sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, “I will
+throw off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a
+disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with
+the reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a
+solitary one left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded
+and gone, she is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for
+to-night, so the Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our
+one potato into the kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for
+breakfast. Look in the corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,'
+Marion Harland's 'Cook Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The
+Bride's Manual.'”
+
+At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and
+noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the
+sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive
+picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the
+astral lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent
+over “Little Women.” Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort
+of twist, from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were
+straying out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark
+dress, was humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was
+sitting flat on the hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the
+warm occupation of corn popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round
+her face, while Patty Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her
+on a hassock, knitting a “fascinator” out of white wool. These two, so
+thoroughly unlike, were never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so
+inseparable as to be dubbed the “Scissors” or “Tongs” by their friends.
+Alice and Lilia were quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's
+animated expression and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the
+calm face of her antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over
+anything. It was she who carried off all the dignity and took the part
+of presiding goddess of the party. The girls all adored her for her
+beauty and superior age; for she had attained the enviable pinnacle of
+“sweet sixteen.”
+
+“Come,” said Jo, breaking the silence, “let us have refreshments, then a
+good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go
+to bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as
+no one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.”
+
+“Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll
+be,” laughed Bell.
+
+“She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?” cried Lilia.
+
+“Now Lilia,” said Edith, “let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit
+in a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl
+that hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot
+crack an almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up
+the end of the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put
+the tablecloth on crooked, and--oh, dear--now you've stepped in the
+pop-corn,” as Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without
+knocking something over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy
+flight. “You have such a genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at
+once, I think you must be web-footed.”
+
+“Well, that's possible,” retorted the unfortunate Lilia; “I've often
+been told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.”
+
+“Do you realize, girls,” said Edith, after a while, “that we shall all
+be visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this
+repast? I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to
+the fire, so that we can have our good-night chat.”
+
+So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the
+lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown,
+the yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers,
+braiding it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles
+in the air, as all young things are wont to do.
+
+“Girls, dear old girls,” said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence
+of two minutes; “isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything?
+How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have
+been put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and
+kindly every day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.”
+
+“It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into
+thinking about God's care and goodness,” said Edith, “although it's very
+strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little
+baby playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to
+make the letters into words and spell out things for myself.”
+
+“What a perfect heathen I am,” burst out Jo. “I can't feel any of these
+things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith
+says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the
+letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for
+that!”
+
+“Look out of the window, Jo,” said
+
+Bell, who was leaning on the sill. “Don't you think if God can make
+out of all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender,
+green, springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a
+wonderful thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the
+frozen earth?”
+
+“Well,” rejoined Jo, dismally, “there's something to begin on out there,
+but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any
+signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to
+hear you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.”
+
+“I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,” said Lilia, confusedly
+struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. “There's lots
+of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.”
+
+“Thanks for your encouragement,” said Jo, amid the laughter that
+followed Lilia's peculiar metaphor. “I think if you'll try to handle the
+spiritual bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now
+don't laugh, girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I
+talk in my usual frivolous way.”
+
+“You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,” said her loving champion,
+Patty, “but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was
+it who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor
+washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the
+church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a
+headache?”
+
+“Patty, if you don't desist,” cried Jo, with a flaming face, and
+brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, “I'll throw this at your dear,
+charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a
+story of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as
+hostess, ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it
+will find me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of
+the orchestra.”
+
+“Dear me, I can't begin!” cried Bell, “Nothing ever happened to me
+except going to California and having a double wedding in the family.
+That's the sum total of my adventures.”
+
+“Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh,
+you do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to
+you,” sighed Lilia. “You never seem to have any trials.”
+
+“Trials!” rejoined Bell, sarcastically. “I should think I hadn't.
+Perhaps I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old
+aunty! Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and
+nine, or seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left
+at school while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those
+afflictions?”
+
+“Yes, I do,” answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; “and I'll
+never allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California
+story,--that's a dear,--for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.”
+
+“Oh, well,” said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her
+eyes rested on the cabinet, “I'll tell you the story of these;” and she
+took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by
+fire. “Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as
+'bookish' and romantic as possible.
+
+“Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred
+miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father
+was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and
+Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see
+them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in
+the garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that
+California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on
+the trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the
+peaches were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where
+the crimson stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.”
+
+“Don't,” cried Jo; “you'll make us discontented with our New England
+apples!”
+
+“We were chatting and eating peaches,” continued Bell, “when the gate
+opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us,
+The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I
+had heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the
+tribe, and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came;
+for our Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling
+us tales. She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black
+hair, not so coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good
+features, and the prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was
+dressed gaily and handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her
+lovely, bare, brown neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which
+we noticed at once as being very valuable. She stayed there all the
+afternoon under the fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential.
+Mother, meanwhile, had gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls,
+and had taken them from her neck to examine them. At sunset, when she
+went home to her wigwam, she slipped the necklace into mother's lap,
+saying, with her sweet trick of speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you
+takie my beads.' Of course, mother could not accept them, and Eskaluna
+departed in quite a disappointed mood. I remember being sorry that the
+pretty young thing was going to marry the disagreeable, ugly chief. He
+was just as jealous and ferocious as he could be--wouldn't let her
+talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and had shot one man already
+because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.”
+
+A chorus of “Oh's” and “Ah's” interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew
+round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a “cruel
+coquette” by a young student at Wareham.
+
+“In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying
+that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had
+heard that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered
+whether his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of
+course, and were terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral
+of poor Eskaluna, who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty.
+Nakawa told us the whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it
+was. Her lover, the chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her,
+and on the afternoon she came to our house, he had heard from some
+crafty villain or other (an enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she
+was false, and, instead of intending to marry him, loved a handsome
+young Indian of another tribe, and was planning to run away with him.
+
+“This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road
+determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely
+part of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the
+mountain sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San
+Jacinto valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her
+scarlet dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came
+singing along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim
+at the heart that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of
+birds' feathers; shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that
+she fell in an instant, dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the
+helpless old squaw, he escaped into a canon near by.
+
+[Illustration: 0053]
+
+“The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the
+place just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We
+went close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of
+her beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the
+head of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,--the
+prettiest neck in the world,--lay this charred string of pearls she had
+worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old
+squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her
+murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he
+was determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at
+the same time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would
+have been much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to
+think of her being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and
+true; and that's the end of my story. Who comes next?”
+
+“Not I, at this hour,” yawned Jo, “but it was a good tale!”
+
+“Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!” said Alice,
+admiringly.
+
+“I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have
+if we go to bed,” murmured Edith from her cozy corner. “Come, it is
+after ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.”
+
+In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking
+in at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a
+row, and the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III--AN EMERGENCY CASE
+
+|THE next morning broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold.
+I cannot attempt to tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and
+ingenious bevy of girls during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite
+neighbor, had kept to her post of observation, the window, very closely,
+and had seen much to awaken scorn and surprise.
+
+“Wa'al, Jane!” said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, “there they go
+ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's
+pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to
+laugh so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't
+done up their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and
+they hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship
+is as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.”
+
+Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses,
+for, aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and
+through doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that
+morning, when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window,
+that she believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a
+liberty-pole.
+
+The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the
+evening, their spirits still high and their inventive powers still
+unimpaired, they gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small
+but appreciative. Grandmother was in a private box--the high-backed
+arm-chair in the cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected
+throne made by perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a
+large pair of goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical
+critic for the morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders
+from Mrs. Carter's famous Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young
+schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student earning his college course by odd terms
+of teaching), and Hugh Pennell, his chum and classmate, home on a brief
+holiday, made quite a brave show when seated in three rows, while the
+unaffected laughter, the open mouths, and the staring eyes of “the
+help,” Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah Flagg, who were
+grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment.
+
+Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark.
+Jo was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly
+funny scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of
+her cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its
+short sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made
+her such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell
+quite laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang “The Last Rose of
+Summer” with all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down
+of eyelids, and kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally
+accompany it when sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally
+greeted with rapturous applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown
+and smoking-cap for male attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice
+Forsaith, rendering it with original Italian words and embraces at the
+end of every measure.
+
+[Illustration: 0063]
+
+Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical
+events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited
+to name them as they followed one another in quick succession,--Eliza
+crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the
+bloodhounds in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble
+Captain John; Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely
+glitter of his eye; and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a
+stern and rock-bound coast, ably represented by the dining-room table.
+As Uncle Harry sat on the table he was obliged to be the center of this
+thrilling scene, which was variously surmised by the audience to be
+the capture of a slave-ship by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a
+tenement-house fire, the killing of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or
+an impassioned attempt to drag Casabianca from the burning deck.
+
+After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the
+kitchen to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast.
+
+“I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is
+warm,” said Jo. “Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond
+words!”
+
+“If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,”
+ rejoined Bell.
+
+“It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,” said Patty,
+looking in at the door, with a superior air; “Columbus discovered
+America in an open boat.”
+
+“He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,” quoth
+Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat.
+
+“Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to
+night?”
+
+“I did,” replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet,
+cupboard, and sink. “Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in
+other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days
+I propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth
+closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her
+hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of
+twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.”
+
+“I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,” responded
+Jo. “I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look,
+Bell, can this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of
+our parlor boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate
+sensibilities'?”
+
+“I think that it may escape criticism,” laughed Bell. “Cover it with a
+clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation
+before it goes in the frying-pan.”
+
+“I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!” sighed Lilia,
+as she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the
+bed, a little later. “I have only two things to trouble me. First: my
+wisdom tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my
+turn to build the kitchen fire in the morning.”
+
+“Console yourself with one thought, my dear,” murmured Bell, drowsily,
+yet sagely. “Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your
+tooth chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the
+fire.”
+
+“Don't tell her that,” urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, “or she will be
+feigning toothache constantly.”
+
+Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the
+night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her
+slipping quietly out of bed.
+
+“What's the matter, Lilia!” she whispered.
+
+“Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just
+enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is
+the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?”
+
+“Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand;
+sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?”
+
+“No, no, hush!” said Lilia. “I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here
+it is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.”
+
+So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the
+head of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain
+growing less, fell asleep.
+
+In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily,
+glanced at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing
+shriek. This in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek
+on general principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked
+where Bell pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a
+dark, purple color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length,
+hearing the confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being
+open, and rolling about in surprise, she looked still more alarming.
+
+“What on earth is the matter, girls?” she asked, sitting up in bed,
+smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids.
+
+Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her.
+
+“K-k-keep c-c-calm,” said Bell. “Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen
+and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send
+for the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?”
+
+Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of
+terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair.
+
+“Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It
+must be a malignant pustule--or spotted fever--or something dreadful!
+What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out
+what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very
+good-looking before.”
+
+“Girls,” said Bell, “let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too
+quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and,
+Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her
+comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.”
+
+“Put on the kettle,” added Patty, “and heat blankets; they always do
+that in emergencies.”
+
+“Don't frighten me to death,” wailed Lilia, “calling me 'a thing of this
+kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the
+night.”
+
+“She had neuralgia in her face,” explained Jo; “that must have had
+something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then
+dropped off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try
+to keep up your courage!”
+
+Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many groans
+and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an
+awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the
+very last stages.
+
+“But,” cried Alice, perplexed, “it is all very strange, for why does she
+have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from
+mortification in one night?”
+
+“Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,” said Patty, who had
+heard about such a case in her own family.
+
+“Goodness knows what it is,” exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in
+nervous terror. “What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks
+to her head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her
+'extremities,' as father calls them--whether to give her a sweat or keep
+her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with
+her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing
+we can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid
+together.”
+
+Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now
+that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale
+light of the student lamp.
+
+“You patient old darling!” cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the
+bed. “We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure
+to be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!!
+what bottle have I tipped over under this bed!”
+
+“It's my neuralgia liniment,” murmured Lilia, faintly. “I bathed my face
+in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for
+I can't get any more here.”
+
+“Your neuralgia lotion!” shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank
+astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal
+parts. “Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious,
+blundering goose!” and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed
+valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm
+of voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle
+Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts
+and gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must
+at least have fallen into convulsions.
+
+“Let me see the poor child immediately,” cried Mr. Winship. “What is the
+trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?” looking
+at the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets
+and blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force
+a pillow into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter
+inaudible. “Are you trying to play a joke on me?” continued he, with as
+much dignity as was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt,
+a pair of trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane
+which he had quite unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his
+chamber.
+
+“The fact is,” answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately
+hard to regain her sobriety,--“the fact is--Uncle Harry--we made--a
+mistake, and so did--Lilia. There were two bottles just alike on the
+wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five minutes in the
+purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!”
+
+Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke.
+
+“Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!” sighed Jo, lifting her head
+from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. “All her face, except part
+of her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple
+blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or
+anything else frightful!”
+
+“Well,” said Edith, slyly, “Bell said mortification had taken place. I
+don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you?
+
+“Puns are out of place, Edith,” said Bell, severely. “Don't hurry, Uncle
+Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you
+embarrassment.”
+
+But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his
+rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the
+hall, and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that
+it would be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him
+out of bed again at five o'clock on a winter's day.
+
+As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber,
+but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and
+then made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire
+should be used to some purpose.
+
+Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started
+the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented
+number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was
+a call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter
+Farm, a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for
+hauling wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the
+doctor's for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges.
+Then directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential
+call upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of
+regard several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was
+unnoticed, but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied
+coming from the Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or
+another. When questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of
+foolishness they merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the
+Winships pig, but that it was a visit of condolence and sympathy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV--A WINTER PICNIC
+
+|YOU may think that Lilia's “mortification” was quite an excitement
+in this enterprising young household; yet I assure you that never
+twenty-four hours passed but a ridiculous adventure of some kind
+overtook the girls. The daily bulletin which they carried over to Mrs.
+Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy inmates in constant wonderment
+as to what would happen next. Sometimes there was a regular programme
+for the next day, prepared the night before, but oftener, things
+happened of themselves, and when they do that, you know, pleasure seems
+a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is unexpected. Uncle
+Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of the gay party of
+young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter openly, and went
+on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic, notwithstanding
+the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was this: On Friday,
+the boys--Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton, and the young
+schoolmaster--turned the great bare hall in the top of the old Winship
+family house into a woodland bower.
+
+By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because
+the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey
+Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had
+finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the
+district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take
+him through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong
+as his name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as
+gentle and chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and
+manly a lad, and withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding
+his youth, as any little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his
+guardian, and thus he had become quite one of the Winship family.
+
+The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with
+this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used
+at some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet
+by stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they
+wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens,
+and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners
+or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs.
+
+“It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?” cried Jack, rubbing his cold
+fingers, “but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make
+birds and flowers and brooks!”
+
+“What's the special difficulty?” asked Geoffrey. “We'll borrow
+Grandmother Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then
+we'll bring over Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be
+musical enough, considering the fact that the thermometer is below
+zero.”
+
+This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic
+forest became tuneful.
+
+The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of
+white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly
+constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical
+structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and
+behold, their forest bloomed!
+
+“But we have finished now, boys,” said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his
+last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They
+were made of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered
+chopping-tray.) “We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing
+at a picnic, too. Good for the small children to fall into, good for
+drinking, good for dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.”
+
+“I have an idea,” suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder
+busily engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. “I
+have an idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the
+water run into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling
+the tank from the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running
+streamlet. There's your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical
+tinkle, and possibly your small child's watery grave. What could be more
+romantic?”
+
+“Out with him!” shouted Geoff. “He ought to be drowned for proposing
+such an apology for a brook.”
+
+“I fail to see the point,” said Jack; “the sound would be sylvan and
+suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.”
+
+“We'll brook no further argument on the subject,” retorted Hugh; “the
+afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or
+the watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with
+house plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell
+you, let us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em
+for a retreat, in one corner.” After some explanations from Hugh about
+his plan, the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic
+and ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle
+Harry's parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it,
+there was an evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with
+a dozen stones from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss
+Jane Sawyer's potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted
+by two banging baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight
+stove to warm it into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by
+screens of green boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed
+into a green forest, vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming
+flowers.
+
+The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee.
+
+“Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the
+desert blooming as the rose!” cried Hugh.
+
+“I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,” answered
+Jack, dryly, “inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and
+home during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer,
+hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she
+had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly
+stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to
+sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations.
+Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet
+at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go
+in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and
+seeing the girls.”
+
+Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a
+gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother
+Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and
+extremely anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going
+on.
+
+While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers
+were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had
+been a day of disasters from beginning to end--the first really mournful
+one in their experience.
+
+It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them
+before they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it
+went out in the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a
+large coal stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret
+to say that this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly
+so.
+
+After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of
+teeth, for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove
+doors, and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome.
+But, dear me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents,
+and at last the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall
+before the weather would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the
+inevitable.
+
+The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were
+all cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they
+wanted to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might
+astonish more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast;
+Edith, that most precise and careful of all little women under the
+sun, broke a platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious
+omelet, and waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her
+own success, when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly
+into the coal hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell
+fished it hastily out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and
+generally penitent, if an omelet can assume that expression. She slapped
+it on the table severely, and said, with a little choke and tear in her
+voice:
+
+“The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he
+rinsed, and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the
+house for breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into
+the buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon
+besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen;
+and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.”
+
+“Never,” cried Alice, with much determination. “Sooner eat omelet and
+coal hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What
+shall we take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and
+no one will suspect we haven't breakfasted.”
+
+“Let's make mince pies,” cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the
+wood-box.
+
+“Goose,” answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. “There's plenty of time
+to make mince-meat, of course!”
+
+“At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,” said Lilia, with decision, while
+dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. “We had better carry
+the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring
+bread and meat and common things.”
+
+“Oh, tarts, tarts!” exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. “I
+haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?”
+
+“They must be easy enough,” answered Patty, with calm authority. “Cut a
+hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly
+and bake it; that's simple.”
+
+[Illustration: 0093]
+
+“Glad you think so,” responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and
+cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty
+dish-water pot. “I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty
+before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we
+touch to-day is sure to fail.”
+
+“Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'” sang
+Bell, in a spasm of gayety.
+
+“Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,”
+ retorted Edith. “Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder?
+Look in the cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or
+hung for two weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like
+fruit-cake, or 'braised' or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?”
+
+“No,” said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' “but it has to
+be pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.”
+
+“Stuff and nonsense,” said Bell, “Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This
+village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England
+Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been
+seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she
+makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she
+dips her turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft
+gingerbread, Patty.”
+
+“Four cups best New Orleans molasses--”
+
+“The molasses is out,” said Jo; “find jelly-cake.”
+
+“Jelly all gone,” said Bell; “where, I can't think, for there were
+seventeen tumblers.”
+
+“The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,” said Alice, reminiscently.
+“How about doughnuts?”
+
+“All right,” Bell answered, “of course you'll go to the store for more
+eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger,
+jelly, patience, and luck.”
+
+Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books,
+vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country
+store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have
+been thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and
+light as air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one
+another in the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed
+with a headache, leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion
+and uproar. I cannot bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that
+dreadful day, but Bell had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had
+gone to the store-room for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of
+frozen “something” very like mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious
+discovery! She flew back to the kitchen, crying:
+
+“Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot
+of mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You
+trust to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.”
+
+The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It
+thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became
+very thin and curious in its appearance.
+
+“It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,” said
+Lilia to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom
+crust on a pie plate.
+
+“We-l-l, it does!” owned the head cook, frankly; “but I suppose it will
+boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.”
+
+“Very natural,” said Lilia, dryly. “It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to
+tell the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to
+imagine mince-meat ought to look.”
+
+“I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in,
+and I'll hold the plate.”
+
+The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of
+dough over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a
+ventilator, and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of
+relief.
+
+Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work,
+walked in with a can of kerosene.
+
+“Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?” asked Patty,
+pointing to the frying-pan.
+
+Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful
+certainty and disdain: “'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's foot.”
+
+This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the
+kitchen-maids.
+
+“Gracious,” cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin
+at the same time. “What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it
+melted. What is it, then?”
+
+“Suet,” answered cruel Betty Bean. “Your ma chopped it and done it up
+in molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's
+cold; and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good
+deal of apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.”
+
+This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this
+half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely
+lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider
+filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and
+swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door,
+and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy
+roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing.
+
+“Never mind, Bluebell,” cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her
+hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her
+flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. “You can use the
+rest of the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up
+be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!”
+
+Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with
+savage emphasis:
+
+“If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle
+Harry or the boys know about it, I'll--I don't know what I'll do,”
+ finished she, weakly.
+
+“That's a fearful threat,” laughed Jo,--“'The King of France and fifty
+thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'”
+
+And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with
+comforting gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven
+o'clock in the evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen
+tidied; then six as tired young housewives stretched themselves before
+the parlor fire as a bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and
+pretty, was curled upon the sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls
+were lounging in different attitudes of dejection, all with from one to
+three burned fingers enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor
+were painfully meager,--a colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns,
+molasses ginger-bread, and a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in
+the kitchen closet lay a melancholy pile of failure,--Alice's pop-overs,
+which had refused to pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's
+cake that would have made any newly married couple feel as if they were
+at the funeral of their own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in
+their journey through the cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain
+things very nicely, and were considered remarkable caterers by their
+admiring family of school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted
+were entirely beyond their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in
+the closet.
+
+“Oh, dear,” sighed Lilia. “Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I
+don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested
+enough to go to-morrow?”
+
+“I was thinking,” said Edith, dreamily, “that we have only seven more
+days to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't
+care very much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up
+housekeeping. The chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning
+yesterday. We never looked into the store-room nor bought anything in
+advance nor settled what we should cook.”
+
+“Well,” said Bell, waking up a little, “we will crowd everything
+possible into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow
+is Saturday and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort
+of a 'pow-wow,' as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their
+invitation, and then we'll think of something perfectly grand and
+stupendous for Friday, our last day of fun. It will take from that
+until Monday to get the house into something like order for my mother's
+return. (This with a remorseful recollection of the terrible back
+bed-room, where everything imaginable had been 'dumped' for a week
+past.)
+
+“I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,” called Alice, faintly,
+from the distance. “I will do it in the morning while you are packing
+the luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try
+to mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody
+will know which is which.”
+
+The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery
+for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of
+dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,--hats
+that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They
+had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with
+funny silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various
+adventures. Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge;
+Bell's a mammoth pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied
+colored scarfs of ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried
+grasses, oats, and everlastings.
+
+Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the
+next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke
+entirely refreshed and ready for the fray.
+
+The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not
+very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of
+windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The
+surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered
+into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that
+they had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty
+a one as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how
+lovely a picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral
+surroundings. Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy,
+sweet and bright from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living.
+Bell was radiant, issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying
+here and there, laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's
+device), and talking merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining
+with mischief under her great straw hat.
+
+Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this
+were the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while
+the embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and
+danced on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were
+alive.
+
+The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for
+the boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was
+simply delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with
+affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and
+boys particularly affect--jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies.
+How the girls remembered their closetful of “attempts” at home; how they
+roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how
+they discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato
+versus boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance
+they discussed questions of household economy, and interlarded their
+conversation with quotations from the “Young Housekeeper's Friend,” and
+the “Bride's Manual.”
+
+In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,--some quiet, more not
+at all so,--until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short days,
+they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the snow,
+baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics
+should be confined to summer.
+
+“What a gl-orious time we've had!” exclaimed Jo, as they busied
+themselves about the home dining-room. “Yesterday seems like a horrible
+nightmare, or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime,
+and if we hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we
+carried were not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the
+buns, and Patty's doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.”
+
+“And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,” quoth Edith, in a sly aside.
+
+“Well,” admitted Patty, ruefully, “there certainly was quite enough
+saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the
+bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's
+cake, indeed!” she finished with a scornful smile.
+
+“True!” said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had
+been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; “I can't deny
+it. Proceed with your sarcasm.”
+
+“This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda
+says,” exclaimed Alice. “Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday!
+The closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less
+said about the back bedroom the better.”
+
+Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to
+improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big
+aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made
+fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and
+otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of
+order which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and
+trials of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V--OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG
+
+|MONDAY morning broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind
+whistled and blew about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying
+the clothes-line round the chimneys and fastening it to the strong
+pine-trees in front, for greater safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it
+hailed at seven, rained at eight, stopped at nine, and presently began
+to go through the same varied programme. After breakfast, Bell went
+to the window and stood dreamily flattening her nose against the pane,
+while the others busied themselves about their several tasks.
+
+“Well, girls,” said she at length, “we've had four different kinds of
+weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it
+doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to
+come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to
+amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before
+it rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the
+way; who knows!”
+
+So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard
+wrapped in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and
+framing her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless
+from a race across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella
+right side out. She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving
+the doors all open, and sank into a chair, with an expression of
+mysterious mirth in her eyes.
+
+“Guess what's happened!” she asked, with sparkling eyes. “I have the
+most enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never
+will think, and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all
+invited to tea this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't
+that 'ridikilis'?”
+
+“Do tell, Isabel,” squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of
+Miss Sawyer, “air you a-going to accept?”
+
+“Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,” said Edith Lambert. “I should like to
+see the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it
+saves cooking.”
+
+“We are remarkably favored,” laughed Bell. “I don't believe that anybody
+has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years
+ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and
+father died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They
+were quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house
+all furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and
+pictures. All the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's
+heart, and get her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has
+been changed in all these years, except that they have bought a
+cooking-stove. Miss Jane hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed
+of the stove, I think; as to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater,
+or a carpet-sweeper,--why, she would as soon think of changing the
+fashion of her bonnet! I believe there isn't such a curious house, nor
+another pair of such dried-up, half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the
+country. There's Emma Jane with the butter! I'll meet her at the back
+door, get her to peel some potatoes and apples, make her sew a white
+ruffle in her neck, and make some original remark.”
+
+Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The
+old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled
+with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant
+and gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of
+asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal
+flower-de-luce,--all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose
+hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and
+steal their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white
+clam-shells, where were growing trembling little bride's-tears,
+bachelor's-buttons, larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would
+Miss Miranda allow within these sacred ancient places, no
+begonias, gladioli, and “sech,” with their new-fangled, heathenish,
+unpronounceable names. The old flowers were good enough for her; and,
+certainly, they made a blooming spot about the dark house.
+
+Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds
+perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay
+over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping
+them just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way
+common to snow.
+
+But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time,
+the rooms inside seemed even more so. The “keeping-room” had been
+refurnished fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been
+kept, that there still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over
+the stiff black hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame,
+surrounded by the Sawyer family photographs--husbands and wives always
+taken in affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be
+misunderstood. In a corner stood the mahogany “what-not” with its bead
+watch-cases, shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers,
+together with more family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on
+the top shelf, and a marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers.
+Then there was a gorgeous “drawn in” rug before the fireplace,
+with impossible purple roses and pink leaves on its surface, and a
+marble-topped table holding a magnificent lamp with a glass fringe
+around it, and a large piece of red flannel floating in the kerosene.
+
+All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor
+granted at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the
+curiosities in the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though
+their sobriety was almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of
+art which Miss Miranda held up for their reverential admiration.
+
+Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were
+four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy
+occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed
+up the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The
+counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There
+was the “wild-goose chase,” the “log cabin,” the “rocky mountain,” the
+“Irish plaid,” and a “charm quilt,” in twelve hundred pieces, no two
+of which were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton
+curtains with elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow
+with a yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of
+Napoleon crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and
+of a sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never
+an outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a
+skittish-looking pony.
+
+These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's
+favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a
+painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest
+sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that
+Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her
+skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary
+were seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish;
+His Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a
+brook was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him
+on the bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as
+well it might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the
+others Miss Hannah's last and finest effort--“Maidens welcoming General
+Washington in the streets of Alexandria.” The maidens, thirteen in
+number, were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as
+to hair, long as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and
+carrying bouquets of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with
+green ribbon.
+
+The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their
+tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare
+supper.
+
+“My reputation is gone,” whispered Jo, solemnly. “To think that I should
+have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon;
+but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of
+my politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me
+instead of frowning at me.”
+
+“What do you think?” cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking
+down her chair in so doing, “I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and
+see if they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come,
+Jo?”
+
+The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door
+stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, “Can't we set the table
+or help in any way, Miss Miranda?”
+
+“No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you
+wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter
+girl may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up
+the kitchen.”
+
+So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting
+under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing
+of Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been
+suffered to touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of
+extreme care, she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to
+set the chairs around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in
+cutting the dried beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on
+each of her fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little
+calendars of suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she
+did not murmur, as most of her mistakes implicated other people.
+
+At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss
+Miranda was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink
+“chany” set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes
+of great magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and
+cream, a green dragon plate the cookies, and the “Sheltered Peasant”
+ saucers came in for general admiration.
+
+The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda
+biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread;
+a blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full
+of delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round,
+creamy cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin
+pie, baked in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and
+indigestible-est of all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar
+gingerbread besides. This array of good things being taken in with rapid
+and rabid glances, the girls exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and
+even emitted audible signs of happiness. To say that they did justice to
+the repast would be a feeble expression, for in truth the meals of their
+own preparation were irregular as to time, indifferent as to quality,
+and sometimes, when they calculated carelessly and unwisely, even small
+as to quantity.
+
+[Illustration: 0127]
+
+After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to
+a string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of
+information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss
+Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they
+rose to go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed
+atmosphere that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the
+quaint, old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New
+England goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of
+conversation had exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their
+leave, and the sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated
+in from the country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a
+fan excitedly to and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and
+pink from the unwonted dissipation.
+
+“Wall, Jane,” said she, “it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis'
+Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when
+her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see,
+them do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.”
+
+“They seemed to enjoy their supper,” said Miss Jane; “I never saw girls
+make a heartier meal.”
+
+“They did for certain,” continued Miranda, “too hearty most. I thought.
+That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash,
+that'll sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake
+till I was afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very
+thankful we hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.”
+
+And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle,
+and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their
+bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous.
+
+Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and
+the deep “slush” beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a
+hearty laugh and jest.
+
+“Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!” exclaimed Patty, as
+they opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth.
+And, indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms
+they had left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and
+touched the marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds
+were fast asleep with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog
+and cat were snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young
+people, as well as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss
+Miranda's and Miss Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider
+outlook, and quite different problems and responsibilities.
+
+“We never can be jollier than this!” cried Lilia, in an irrepressible
+burst of appreciation. “Oh, that it might last forever, and that
+seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens!
+Then we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally,
+taking tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good
+supper that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with
+remorse when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only
+skillful, energetic, and ingenious!”
+
+“You're the very essence of thanklessness!” answered Bell, in high
+dudgeon. “It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls,
+when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far
+removed from a zoological garden when _you_ return to it, that is
+certain!”
+
+“My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,” said Lilia, in
+feigned repentance. “It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your
+anger until after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to
+be visited upon us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and
+crackers.”
+
+“Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better
+to draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too
+much about food,” said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite,
+but never called attention to it. “When you have done with your
+nonsense, I have something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have
+only four days, 'tis true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must
+go away with flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius
+that the village will talk of us for months to come.”
+
+“Si-lence in court!” cried Jo, impressively. “Let me offer you the coal
+hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a
+policeman.”
+
+“Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a
+comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers
+and seniors?”
+
+“Indeed I do,” laughed Bell, in recollection. “We girls took all the
+characters. What fun it was!”
+
+“Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The
+boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would
+be irresistibly funny. What do you think?”
+
+“I like the idea,” exclaimed Patty Weld. “Uncle Harry's large hall would
+be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.”
+
+“So it is; how fortunate,” agreed Alice; “we couldn't think of anything
+that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be
+the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody.
+Jo will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest
+of us can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young
+Lochinvar, if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell--” this with a
+sly glance at her hostess.
+
+“Yes,” said Edith, “and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven
+bridegroom,' who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.”
+
+“Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,” continued Bell; “he
+does that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully.
+Phil Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform
+the piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience
+will stand erect.”
+
+“But, oh, the labor of it, girls!” sighed Patty--“wooden horses to be
+made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery
+to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning
+before us?”
+
+“Nonsense, of course we can,” rejoined Bell, energetically. “We will
+consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners,
+and costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at
+five to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of--”
+
+“Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,” finished Lilia, with grim
+sarcasm. “If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the
+cooking! How are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should
+like to know?”
+
+“How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they
+humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you
+gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.”
+
+“Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be
+starved beforehand by way of getting used to it,” retorted Lilia, as
+she lighted the bedroom candles. “Come, dears, do cover the fire; it
+was sleepy-time an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful,
+look through the piazza window.”
+
+Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering
+crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted
+finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark,
+and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter
+into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters
+tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver
+string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the
+dazzling winter moonlight.
+
+Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all
+drawn closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty,
+and the solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One
+minute passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at
+length Bell impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: “If the
+minister were here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to
+whisper, 'Dear Lord, make us pure and white within, as thy world is
+without.'”
+
+“Amen,” murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath.
+
+“Pull down the curtain,” sighed Jo; “it makes me feel wicked!”
+
+“Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!” pleaded Edith, “it is too heavenly
+and it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's
+'St. Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from
+her convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of
+heaven--the poem you recited for the medal, Alice,--say a verse of it.”
+ And Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:=
+
+````“As these white robes are soil'd and
+
+`````dark
+
+````To yonder shining ground;
+
+```As this pale taper's earthly spark,
+
+````To yonder argent round;
+
+```So shines my soul before the Lamb,
+
+````My spirit before Thee;
+
+```So in mine earthly house I am
+
+````To that I hope to be!”=
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI--“THE END OF THE PLAY”
+
+|ON the next morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay,
+the six housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the
+sun, accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite
+behindhand and outshone.
+
+In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the
+girls were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it
+held up its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation
+points of surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of
+their warm nests before the world was lighted or heated.
+
+The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were
+farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily
+preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous
+to behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers.
+They consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts,
+colored stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and
+jaunty little caps with bobbing quills.
+
+On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of “Young
+Lochinvar,” the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see
+the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East
+Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower
+Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles
+and cousins.
+
+In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,--and
+fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they
+would have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo,
+mirror in hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she
+had not succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable
+Scottish dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and
+spectacles. Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to
+Hugh, that he might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance
+for Lochinvar, while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek
+expression for the jilted bridegroom.
+
+[Illustration: 0145]
+
+Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to “get up” her
+courage. As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one
+for a Scottish bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and
+certainly she looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for
+Lochinvar's rash folly. It was of some shining white material, and came
+below the ankle, just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers;
+the skirt was 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and
+full,' with short puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown
+of flowers made her as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma
+Jane Perkins stood in one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her
+red hair was waved and hanging in her neck, and her dress was white.
+She hoped she could be trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of
+beauty at the right moment, but felt a little doubtful.
+
+Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door.
+
+“Are you ready, young fry?” asked he. “It is half-past seven, and we
+ought to begin.”
+
+“Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell
+them the prima donna is dangerously ill!” gasped Bell, faintly, fanning
+herself with a box-cover. “I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh,
+are you perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we
+elope?”
+
+“Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the
+poem say:=
+
+```Through all the wide Border his steed
+
+`````was the best?=
+
+“And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?”--pointing to a wild and
+cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks.
+
+*****
+
+You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of “Young Lochinvar,” and many
+a time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:=
+
+```Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the
+
+`````West,
+
+```Through all the wide Border his steed
+
+`````was the best,
+
+```And, save his good broadsword, he
+
+`````weapons had none;
+
+```He rode all unarmed, and he rode all
+
+`````alone.
+
+```So faithful in love, and so dauntless in
+
+`````war,
+
+```There never was knight like the young
+
+`````Lochinvar.=
+
+And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not
+for brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted
+at Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had
+consented to be married to another:=
+
+```For a laggard in love and a dastard in
+
+`````war
+
+```Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave
+
+`````Lochinvar.=
+
+But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen
+and bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion
+that the bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being
+struck quite dumb:=
+
+```“Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye
+
+`````inivar,
+
+```Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
+
+`````Lochinvar?"
+
+The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past
+times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now
+merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for
+although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks
+her health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately;
+then he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while,
+and leads the dance with her,--he so stately, she so lovely, that they
+are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus
+treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she
+apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment
+they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall,
+where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought
+the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her
+on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:=
+
+```“She is won! We are gone, over ban,
+
+`````bush, and scaur;
+
+```They'll have fleet steeds that follow
+
+`````quoth young Lochinvar.
+
+As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and
+hasty mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing
+over the fields, but “the laggard in love and the dastard in war” never
+recovers his lost Ellen.=
+
+```So daring in love, and so dauntless in
+
+`````war,
+
+```Have ye e'er heard of gallant like
+
+`````young Lochinvar?=
+
+Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the
+audience was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of
+the stage with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or
+verse by verse, to explain the action.
+
+During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a
+prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to
+match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper
+designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam.
+
+Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers
+with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife.
+His costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he
+careered wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as
+he rode to the wedding, was perfectly irresistible.
+
+The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all
+assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the
+determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness'
+sake. Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who
+demanded his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to
+be peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling
+permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the
+bride. She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the
+spirit, and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and
+promenaded about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on
+wretchedly, the parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:=
+
+`````“'Twere better by far
+
+```To have matched our fair cousin with
+
+````young Lochinvar."=
+
+At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young
+Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the
+supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in
+horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed
+signs of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at
+length to the plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then
+Lochinvar darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,--rather
+an unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances,
+inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of
+the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity
+and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was
+the work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness,
+utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A
+pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front
+legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and
+decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces.
+Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle,
+leaped up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a
+snail's pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes.
+When half way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed
+to have forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed
+it must be some part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in
+pantomime; Lochinvar refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm;
+she pouted and seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she
+could have her own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall,
+and Ellen ran up a secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly
+traps. Greatly to the merriment of the observers, she loaded them on
+the docile horse in the very face of Lochinvar's displeasure--two small
+looking-glasses, a bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely
+drew on a pair of huge India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella,
+and just as her lover's patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be
+remounted. The second trip across the stage was accomplished in safety,
+though with anything but the fleetness common to elopements either in
+life or in poetry.
+
+Then came the pursuit--a most graphic and stirring scene, giving large
+opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on dashing
+hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot excitement;
+four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads, running
+hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father, limping in
+and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory daughter; and
+last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot, with never a
+horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase.
+
+It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued
+to laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The
+performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and
+seemed all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright
+bevy of young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed
+his youth, and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed
+pleasure. The hero and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so
+generously provided dramatic opportunities for the minor actors that
+all had enjoyed an equal chance in the favor of the audience. There was
+neither envy, jealousy, nor heartburning; each of the girls gloried
+in the achievements of the others, and confessed that the mechanical
+ingenuity of the boys had made the triumph possible.
+
+At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many
+farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young
+squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time,
+sad thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and
+cheery to be gloomy.
+
+“Depart, fun and frolic!” sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. “Depart,
+breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter,
+boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!”
+
+“It is really too awful to think or to speak about,” sighed Jo. “Now
+I know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the
+garden; only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of
+knowledge, while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.”
+
+“Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever
+be troubled with indigestion,” dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the
+“Jolly Six.”
+
+“Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching
+school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried
+liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,” said Alice.
+
+“Think of us,” cried Geoff, “going back to college, and settling into
+regular 'digs.'”
+
+“If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,” said Edith, saucily,
+“you'll never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines
+of learning, that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger
+Indian, I should say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what
+matchless war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate
+hair in Betty Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close
+together and trembled visibly!”
+
+“It was a wonderful evening,” remarked Hugh. “There were persons there
+who said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.”
+
+“I don't want to annoy you,” laughed Jo, “but I heard exactly the
+opposite.”
+
+“Which only goes to show that both of us are both,” retorted Bell.
+
+“And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in
+parsing and analysis has had its effect,” said Patty. “Look at our angel
+cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall
+light shining through all its sweet little windows'?”
+
+“The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,” observed Alice, as she saw a
+small cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney.
+
+“Good night and sweet dreams,” called the hoys, when Geoffrey had
+unlocked the door of the cottage.
+
+“Sweet dreams, indeed!” the girls answered in chorus. “The kitchen
+closet to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four
+hours' dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.”
+
+“Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,” reminded Hugh.
+“We'll take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning
+of the shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give
+one rousing cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the
+century!”
+
+The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty
+vigor.
+
+“Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,” cried
+Bell, modestly; “the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged
+the model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model
+parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright
+idea?”
+
+More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard.
+
+“The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but
+her bright idea to keep her company,” said Jo Fenton, suggestively.
+
+“Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!'
+Hip, hip, hurrah!” and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and
+across the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch
+shell, an instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his
+men to dinner in haying time. Had it not been for this message of
+correction it is possible the enthusiastic young people might have
+cheered one another till midnight.
+
+*****
+
+It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone,
+and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the
+empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper,
+tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the “Jolly
+Six."=
+
+```How dear to our hearts are the scenes of
+
+`````vacation,
+
+```When fond recollection presents them
+
+`````to view!
+
+```The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and--chief
+
+`````recreation--
+
+```That gayest of picnics with squires so
+
+`````true!=
+
+```And note, torn away from the loved situ-
+
+`````ation,
+
+```The hump of conceit will explosively
+
+`````swell,
+
+```As proudly we think, never since the
+
+`````creation,
+
+```Did any young housekeepers keep
+
+`````house so well!=
+
+```Think not our great genius too highly
+
+`````we've rated,
+
+```For all that belongs to the kitchen we
+
+`````know;
+
+```And feel that from infancy we have been
+
+`````fated
+
+```For scrubbing and cooking, far more
+
+`````than for show.=
+
+```The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so
+
+`````charming,
+
+```So toothsome the compounds we often
+
+`````have mixed,
+
+```That though you would think the news
+
+`````somewhat alarming,
+
+```On housekeeping ever our minds are
+
+`````quite fixed.=
+
+```Good-by to all hope of a fame uni-
+
+`````versal!
+
+```Farewell, vain ambition,--that way
+
+`````madness lies!
+
+```The rest of our youth shall be one long
+
+`````rehearsal
+
+```For life in six cottages, all of this
+
+`````size!=
+
+B. W.
+
+J. F.
+
+P. W.
+
+A. F.
+
+E. L.
+
+L. P.
+
+X=
+
+``Their joint mark.
+
+``Witnessed by me this morning,
+
+``Jack Frost, Notary Public.
+
+``Sealed with a snow flake.=
+
+
+The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate
+behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted.
+
+“They are awfully jolly girls,” said Jack.
+
+“Better than jolly,” added Geoffrey, thoughtfully.
+
+“You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,” agreed
+Hugh. “None like'em in Brunswick.”
+
+“Or in Portland.”
+
+“Or in Bath.”
+
+“Or in Augusta.”
+
+And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of
+view.
+
+The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon,
+but fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six
+laughing faces as before.
+
+A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the
+door-step, twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs
+which girlish hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew
+away disappointed. In the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her
+high-backed chair, knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at
+her post by the window, drearily watching the sun go down.
+
+She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face.
+“Mi-randy!” called she, sharply.
+
+No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles.
+
+“Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down
+here from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia
+has her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad
+one of 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she
+was ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.”
+
+Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking.
+
+“It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them
+young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!”
+ continued Miss Jane. “I should like to give one girl a chance of being
+a brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin',
+Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!”
+
+No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck
+by lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to
+its foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the
+hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a
+child's hand might pull her tail in days to come.
+
+“It does seem dreadful lonesome,” Miss Miranda agreed, after a long
+pause. “Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life
+that's gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as
+I said. Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o'
+work, too. Of course, you've thought o' that?”
+
+“We take about so many steps, anyway,” argued Miss Jane, “and if the
+child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha
+ain't so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her
+comp'ny--even two cats is better'n one.”
+
+“There goes Emma Jane Perkins,” exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post
+of observation. “She looks different somehow. I've always said I should
+think her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her
+hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin'
+her spring medicine.”
+
+“I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that
+trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,” rejoined Miss Jane, wisely.
+“Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd
+taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.”
+
+“Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take
+Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full
+of her own fancies to be easy managed.”
+
+This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of
+fact, Mrs. Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile,
+industrious, and of much assistance with the house-work, and as a
+matter of fact it was the somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from
+the far-away farm to live in the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss
+Miranda. And all that befell this new family circle, formed almost by
+accident, and all that Rebecca did, or became, as well as everything
+that happened during the gradual beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was,
+as you see, the indirect result of Bell Winship's madcap experiment in
+housekeeping.
+
+THE END
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+Title: Half-A-Dozen Housekeepers
+ A Story for Girls in Half-A-Dozen Chapters
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+Author: Kate Douglas Wiggin
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+
+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
+ </h1>
+ <h3>
+ A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters
+ </h3>
+ <h2>
+ By Kate Douglas Wiggin
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ Illustrated by Mills Thompson
+ </h3>
+ <h4>
+ Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company
+ </h4>
+ <h3>
+ 1903
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a>
+ </p>
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+ <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br />
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+ <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0006.jpg" alt="0006 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0006.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0007.jpg" alt="0007 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0007.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <b>CONTENTS</b>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS</b> </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo; </a>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ARCH had come in
+ like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a lamb. The pussy
+ willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but although it takes a
+ deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, they shivered in their
+ brown skins and despaired of making their annual appearance even by April
+ Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the South, having received
+ private advices from the snow-birds that State o' Maine weather, in the
+ present season, was only fitted for Arctic explorers. The air was keen and
+ nipping and the wind blew steadily from the north and howled about the
+ chimneys until one hardly knew whether to hug the warmth of the open fire
+ or to go out and battle with the elements.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were still
+ &ldquo;young females&rdquo; when all this happened)&mdash;little did they care about
+ snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the afternoon
+ skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in the
+ window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate &ldquo;<i>Hoc opus hic
+ labor est</i>&rdquo; with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or the
+ glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber boots,
+ muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old mink cape),
+ and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in mathematics or
+ philosophy!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and
+ cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and the
+ &ldquo;young females&rdquo; who graced that institution of learning were not
+ inconsolable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other
+ nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, five
+ little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their
+ presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on the
+ minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing
+ remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the
+ morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed to
+ be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, all
+ told.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled,
+ but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great dignity
+ in these words:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to the
+ ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I wish to
+ impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves to the
+ afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,&rdquo; she continued,
+ still impressively, &ldquo;that my highly respected parents are both away for
+ the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and it occurred to me
+ as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six girls should go over
+ and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and untrammeled.&rdquo; Here the
+ tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the overmastering enthusiasm of
+ the audience. Cheers and applause greeted her. Everybody pounded with
+ whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on any article of furniture that
+ chanced to be near.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!&rdquo; cried Lilia Porter; &ldquo;a more than
+ usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you suppose?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's the point,&rdquo; answered Bell, gleefully. &ldquo;Here is the letter I have
+ just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his
+ daughter:&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ Baltimore, March 6th, 18&mdash;.
+
+ My dear Child:&mdash;We do not like to refuse you anything while
+ we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well
+ insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother
+ says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and
+ preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the
+ fires and lights.
+
+ I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking
+ advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are
+ your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway,
+ and you might as well put yourself nominally under their
+ care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you,
+ perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the
+ allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no
+ doubt.
+
+ Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers
+ are still standing.
+
+ Your weakly indulgent but affectionate
+
+ Father.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Isn't he a perfect darling!&rdquo; cried the enraptured quintette.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said demure Patty Weld, &ldquo;that before we permit ourselves to
+ feel too happy, we had better consult <i>our</i> 'powers that be,' and see
+ if we can accept Bell's invitation.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,&rdquo; Bell answered, firmly. &ldquo;I have
+ thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and
+ Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead
+ you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you
+ can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are
+ only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you can
+ get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. Grandmamma
+ lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, and Uncle
+ Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight marauders
+ that may happen in to pay their respects.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So the &ldquo;Jolly Six,&rdquo; as they were called by their schoolmates, separated,
+ to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on to
+ her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring farmer's
+ daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious
+ plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great
+ amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their
+ confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming the
+ sternly practical department best suited to her&mdash;meat, vegetables,
+ and bread&mdash;while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various
+ little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so tender.
+ Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the school, with
+ Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the beds, tidying of
+ rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and Patty Weld, with
+ noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder that cross of an
+ old-fashioned girl's life&mdash;the washing and wiping of dishes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the
+ Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, who
+ asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Du tell, Isabel!&mdash;I didn't expect to see you this mornin',&mdash;air
+ your folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?&rdquo; asked Miss
+ Miranda.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, no,&rdquo; laughed Bell; &ldquo;I'm going to housekeeping myself!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?&rdquo; cried Miss
+ Jane.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates
+ over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as
+ housekeepers and householders.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Land o' mercy,&rdquo; moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. &ldquo;That Pa o' yourn would
+ let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man could do sech
+ a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house to pieces, I don't
+ see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I declare I sha'n't sleep
+ a wink for worrying the whole time.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,&rdquo; said Bell, with some spirit. &ldquo;If six
+ girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few stoves
+ and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems to think
+ nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's growing wiser
+ all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as bright as those
+ detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are
+ unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your
+ key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your
+ bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye
+ knows anything about flour food.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work,
+ for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and
+ Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have
+ Topsycat while I am here?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I s'pose so,&rdquo; said Miss Jane, &ldquo;though it's been an awful sight of
+ work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis'
+ Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the first
+ week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters every
+ mornin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome afterward,&rdquo;
+ Bell answered, &ldquo;but you know it's almost impossible to keep house without
+ a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the moment I arrived,
+ and is waiting at the gate now.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't agree with you,&rdquo; said Miss Miranda. &ldquo;'Blessed be nothin', I say,
+ when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went next,
+ and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. If you have
+ a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a barn full of
+ critters.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they
+ unlocked one frost-bitten door after another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,&rdquo; said Bell, with chattering teeth;
+ &ldquo;but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse and
+ thaw things out.&rdquo; This was done, and in an hour they were moderately
+ comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using only three
+ rooms, all on the first floor&mdash;the large, handsome family
+ sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very
+ capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing
+ the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters,
+ thus making one immensely wide bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a row,
+ and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I certainly
+ am a good contriver,&rdquo; cried Bell, with a triumphant little laugh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' down
+ in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',&rdquo;
+ rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and bred.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for
+ cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional
+ breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its bright
+ drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the mahogany
+ extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and silver
+ service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room made
+ graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and placed
+ photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red apples just
+ where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her
+ Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being
+ filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full
+ pantry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Grandma,&rdquo; she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and
+ bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, &ldquo;it does look
+ lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's no
+ danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it would
+ burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build the fires
+ every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze myself daily
+ for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come yet!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Uncle Harry, &ldquo;and brought eatables enough for an army&mdash;more
+ than you girls can devour in a month.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You'll see,&rdquo; said Bell, laughingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please
+ take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've
+ just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station for
+ the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most astounding
+ thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,&mdash;the one he
+ takes to town filled with vegetables,&mdash;and I am going to keep it for
+ our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care for
+ public opinion!&rdquo; said she, with a disdainful gesture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO hours later you
+ might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's Jerry, with Bell and
+ Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, rosy-cheeked girls warmly
+ tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even the sober old sun, who had
+ been under a cloud that day, poked his head out to see the fun, and became
+ so interested that, in spite of himself, he forgot his determination not
+ to shine, and did his duty all the afternoon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,&mdash;the cozy
+ sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row,
+ so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, and
+ finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one corner,&mdash;there
+ arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud enough to shock
+ the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor
+ corner,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;but the common-sense of it will be seen by every
+ thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is too
+ short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for apples.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,&rdquo; exclaimed Lilia Porter.
+ &ldquo;Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you are
+ talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. Shelter
+ before food, say I!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Apartments!&rdquo; sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. &ldquo;You are very grand in your
+ ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!&rdquo; and she
+ threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party dramatically
+ in that direction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,&rdquo; cried Edith
+ Lambert. &ldquo;Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an
+ apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be given
+ a chair of state.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,&rdquo; asked Patty, &ldquo;why those croquet mallets
+ and balls are laid out in file round the beds?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come
+ in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all to
+ a jelly to begin with?&rdquo; Patty retorted, being of a practical mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That <i>would</i> be rather embarrassing,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a
+ reflective shudder; &ldquo;I hadn't thought of it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet
+ mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?&rdquo; asked Alice,
+ &ldquo;and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks start
+ supper;&rdquo; whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up a pair
+ of small, stout boots on the fender.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated
+ discouragement.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been
+ in the house an hour,&rdquo; said the head cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if they
+ can. However,&rdquo; turning again to Alice, &ldquo;it isn't to be supper, but dinner.
+ The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 a.m.,
+ luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times betwixt
+ and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be completely
+ under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship and Fenton. We
+ cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss Forsaith. If time
+ hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own branches of housework.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,&rdquo;
+ cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. &ldquo;I dare say we shall be half starved
+ as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, Bluebell!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have made
+ much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so formidable
+ were the appetites, and such the merriment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, &ldquo;I will throw
+ off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a
+ disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with the
+ reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a solitary one
+ left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded and gone, she
+ is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for to-night, so the
+ Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our one potato into the
+ kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for breakfast. Look in the
+ corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' Marion Harland's 'Cook
+ Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The Bride's Manual.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and
+ noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the
+ sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive
+ picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the astral
+ lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent over
+ &ldquo;Little Women.&rdquo; Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort of twist,
+ from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were straying
+ out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark dress, was
+ humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was sitting flat on the
+ hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the warm occupation of corn
+ popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round her face, while Patty
+ Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her on a hassock, knitting a
+ &ldquo;fascinator&rdquo; out of white wool. These two, so thoroughly unlike, were
+ never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so inseparable as to be dubbed
+ the &ldquo;Scissors&rdquo; or &ldquo;Tongs&rdquo; by their friends. Alice and Lilia were
+ quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's animated expression
+ and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the calm face of her
+ antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over anything. It was she
+ who carried off all the dignity and took the part of presiding goddess of
+ the party. The girls all adored her for her beauty and superior age; for
+ she had attained the enviable pinnacle of &ldquo;sweet sixteen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; said Jo, breaking the silence, &ldquo;let us have refreshments, then a
+ good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go to
+ bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as no
+ one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll be,&rdquo;
+ laughed Bell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?&rdquo; cried Lilia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now Lilia,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit in
+ a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl that
+ hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot crack an
+ almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up the end of
+ the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put the tablecloth on
+ crooked, and&mdash;oh, dear&mdash;now you've stepped in the pop-corn,&rdquo; as
+ Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without knocking something
+ over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy flight. &ldquo;You have such a
+ genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at once, I think you must be
+ web-footed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, that's possible,&rdquo; retorted the unfortunate Lilia; &ldquo;I've often been
+ told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you realize, girls,&rdquo; said Edith, after a while, &ldquo;that we shall all be
+ visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this repast?
+ I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to the fire,
+ so that we can have our good-night chat.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the
+ lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, the
+ yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, braiding
+ it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles in the
+ air, as all young things are wont to do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Girls, dear old girls,&rdquo; said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence
+ of two minutes; &ldquo;isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything?
+ How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have been
+ put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and kindly every
+ day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into
+ thinking about God's care and goodness,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;although it's very
+ strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little baby
+ playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to make
+ the letters into words and spell out things for myself.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What a perfect heathen I am,&rdquo; burst out Jo. &ldquo;I can't feel any of these
+ things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith
+ says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the
+ letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for that!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look out of the window, Jo,&rdquo; said
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell, who was leaning on the sill. &ldquo;Don't you think if God can make out of
+ all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, green,
+ springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a wonderful
+ thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the frozen earth?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; rejoined Jo, dismally, &ldquo;there's something to begin on out there,
+ but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any
+ signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to hear
+ you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,&rdquo; said Lilia, confusedly
+ struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. &ldquo;There's lots
+ of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thanks for your encouragement,&rdquo; said Jo, amid the laughter that followed
+ Lilia's peculiar metaphor. &ldquo;I think if you'll try to handle the spiritual
+ bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now don't laugh,
+ girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I talk in my usual
+ frivolous way.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,&rdquo; said her loving champion,
+ Patty, &ldquo;but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was it
+ who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor
+ washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the
+ church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a
+ headache?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Patty, if you don't desist,&rdquo; cried Jo, with a flaming face, and
+ brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, &ldquo;I'll throw this at your dear,
+ charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a story
+ of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as hostess,
+ ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it will find
+ me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of the
+ orchestra.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dear me, I can't begin!&rdquo; cried Bell, &ldquo;Nothing ever happened to me except
+ going to California and having a double wedding in the family. That's the
+ sum total of my adventures.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, you
+ do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to you,&rdquo;
+ sighed Lilia. &ldquo;You never seem to have any trials.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Trials!&rdquo; rejoined Bell, sarcastically. &ldquo;I should think I hadn't. Perhaps
+ I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old aunty!
+ Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and nine, or
+ seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left at school
+ while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those afflictions?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I do,&rdquo; answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; &ldquo;and I'll never
+ allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California story,&mdash;that's
+ a dear,&mdash;for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, well,&rdquo; said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her
+ eyes rested on the cabinet, &ldquo;I'll tell you the story of these;&rdquo; and she
+ took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by
+ fire. &ldquo;Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as
+ 'bookish' and romantic as possible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred
+ miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father
+ was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and
+ Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see
+ them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in the
+ garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that
+ California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on the
+ trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the peaches
+ were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where the crimson
+ stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't,&rdquo; cried Jo; &ldquo;you'll make us discontented with our New England
+ apples!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We were chatting and eating peaches,&rdquo; continued Bell, &ldquo;when the gate
+ opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us,
+ The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I had
+ heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the tribe,
+ and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; for our
+ Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling us tales.
+ She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black hair, not so
+ coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good features, and the
+ prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was dressed gaily and
+ handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her lovely, bare, brown
+ neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which we noticed at once as
+ being very valuable. She stayed there all the afternoon under the
+ fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. Mother, meanwhile, had
+ gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, and had taken them from her
+ neck to examine them. At sunset, when she went home to her wigwam, she
+ slipped the necklace into mother's lap, saying, with her sweet trick of
+ speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you takie my beads.' Of course, mother
+ could not accept them, and Eskaluna departed in quite a disappointed mood.
+ I remember being sorry that the pretty young thing was going to marry the
+ disagreeable, ugly chief. He was just as jealous and ferocious as he could
+ be&mdash;wouldn't let her talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and
+ had shot one man already because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A chorus of &ldquo;Oh's&rdquo; and &ldquo;Ah's&rdquo; interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew
+ round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a &ldquo;cruel
+ coquette&rdquo; by a young student at Wareham.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying
+ that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had heard
+ that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered whether
+ his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of course, and were
+ terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral of poor Eskaluna,
+ who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. Nakawa told us the
+ whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it was. Her lover, the
+ chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, and on the afternoon she
+ came to our house, he had heard from some crafty villain or other (an
+ enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she was false, and, instead of
+ intending to marry him, loved a handsome young Indian of another tribe,
+ and was planning to run away with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road
+ determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely part
+ of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the mountain
+ sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San Jacinto
+ valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her scarlet
+ dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came singing
+ along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim at the heart
+ that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of birds' feathers;
+ shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that she fell in an instant,
+ dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the helpless old squaw, he
+ escaped into a canon near by.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0053.jpg" alt="0053 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0053.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the place
+ just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We went
+ close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of her
+ beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the head
+ of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,&mdash;the
+ prettiest neck in the world,&mdash;lay this charred string of pearls she
+ had worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old
+ squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her
+ murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he was
+ determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at the same
+ time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would have been
+ much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to think of her
+ being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and true; and
+ that's the end of my story. Who comes next?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not I, at this hour,&rdquo; yawned Jo, &ldquo;but it was a good tale!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!&rdquo; said Alice, admiringly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have if
+ we go to bed,&rdquo; murmured Edith from her cozy corner. &ldquo;Come, it is after
+ ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking in
+ at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a row, and
+ the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning
+ broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. I cannot attempt to
+ tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and ingenious bevy of girls
+ during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite neighbor, had kept to her
+ post of observation, the window, very closely, and had seen much to awaken
+ scorn and surprise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wa'al, Jane!&rdquo; said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, &ldquo;there they go
+ ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's
+ pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to laugh
+ so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't done up
+ their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and they
+ hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship is
+ as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, for,
+ aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and through
+ doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that morning,
+ when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, that she
+ believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a liberty-pole.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the evening,
+ their spirits still high and their inventive powers still unimpaired, they
+ gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small but appreciative.
+ Grandmother was in a private box&mdash;the high-backed arm-chair in the
+ cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected throne made by
+ perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a large pair of
+ goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical critic for the
+ morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders from Mrs. Carter's famous
+ Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student
+ earning his college course by odd terms of teaching), and Hugh Pennell,
+ his chum and classmate, home on a brief holiday, made quite a brave show
+ when seated in three rows, while the unaffected laughter, the open mouths,
+ and the staring eyes of &ldquo;the help,&rdquo; Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah
+ Flagg, who were grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. Jo
+ was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly funny
+ scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of her
+ cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its short
+ sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made her
+ such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell quite
+ laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang &ldquo;The Last Rose of Summer&rdquo; with
+ all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down of eyelids, and
+ kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally accompany it when
+ sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally greeted with rapturous
+ applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown and smoking-cap for male
+ attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice Forsaith, rendering it with
+ original Italian words and embraces at the end of every measure.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0063.jpg" alt="0063 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0063.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical
+ events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited to
+ name them as they followed one another in quick succession,&mdash;Eliza
+ crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the bloodhounds
+ in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble Captain John;
+ Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely glitter of his eye;
+ and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a stern and rock-bound
+ coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. As Uncle Harry sat on
+ the table he was obliged to be the center of this thrilling scene, which
+ was variously surmised by the audience to be the capture of a slave-ship
+ by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a tenement-house fire, the killing
+ of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or an impassioned attempt to drag
+ Casabianca from the burning deck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the kitchen
+ to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is
+ warm,&rdquo; said Jo. &ldquo;Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond
+ words!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,&rdquo; rejoined
+ Bell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,&rdquo; said Patty, looking
+ in at the door, with a superior air; &ldquo;Columbus discovered America in an
+ open boat.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,&rdquo; quoth
+ Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to
+ night?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I did,&rdquo; replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet,
+ cupboard, and sink. &ldquo;Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in
+ other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days I
+ propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth
+ closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her
+ hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of
+ twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,&rdquo; responded Jo.
+ &ldquo;I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, Bell, can
+ this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of our parlor
+ boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate sensibilities'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I think that it may escape criticism,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;Cover it with a
+ clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation
+ before it goes in the frying-pan.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, as
+ she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the bed, a
+ little later. &ldquo;I have only two things to trouble me. First: my wisdom
+ tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my turn to
+ build the kitchen fire in the morning.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Console yourself with one thought, my dear,&rdquo; murmured Bell, drowsily, yet
+ sagely. &ldquo;Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your tooth
+ chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the fire.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't tell her that,&rdquo; urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, &ldquo;or she will be
+ feigning toothache constantly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the
+ night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her
+ slipping quietly out of bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's the matter, Lilia!&rdquo; she whispered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just
+ enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is
+ the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand;
+ sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, no, hush!&rdquo; said Lilia. &ldquo;I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here it
+ is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the head
+ of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain growing
+ less, fell asleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, glanced
+ at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing shriek. This
+ in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek on general
+ principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked where Bell
+ pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a dark, purple
+ color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, hearing the
+ confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being open, and rolling
+ about in surprise, she looked still more alarming.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What on earth is the matter, girls?&rdquo; she asked, sitting up in bed,
+ smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;K-k-keep c-c-calm,&rdquo; said Bell. &ldquo;Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen
+ and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send for
+ the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of
+ terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It
+ must be a malignant pustule&mdash;or spotted fever&mdash;or something
+ dreadful! What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out
+ what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very
+ good-looking before.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Girls,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too
+ quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and,
+ Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her
+ comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Put on the kettle,&rdquo; added Patty, &ldquo;and heat blankets; they always do that
+ in emergencies.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't frighten me to death,&rdquo; wailed Lilia, &ldquo;calling me 'a thing of this
+ kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the
+ night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She had neuralgia in her face,&rdquo; explained Jo; &ldquo;that must have had
+ something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then dropped
+ off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try to keep up
+ your courage!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many
+ groans and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an
+ awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the
+ very last stages.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But,&rdquo; cried Alice, perplexed, &ldquo;it is all very strange, for why does she
+ have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from
+ mortification in one night?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,&rdquo; said Patty, who had heard
+ about such a case in her own family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Goodness knows what it is,&rdquo; exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in nervous
+ terror. &ldquo;What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks to her
+ head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her
+ 'extremities,' as father calls them&mdash;whether to give her a sweat or
+ keep her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with
+ her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing we
+ can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid together.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now
+ that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale light
+ of the student lamp.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You patient old darling!&rdquo; cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the
+ bed. &ldquo;We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure to
+ be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! what
+ bottle have I tipped over under this bed!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's my neuralgia liniment,&rdquo; murmured Lilia, faintly. &ldquo;I bathed my face
+ in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for I
+ can't get any more here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your neuralgia lotion!&rdquo; shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank
+ astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal parts.
+ &ldquo;Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious,
+ blundering goose!&rdquo; and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed
+ valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm of
+ voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle
+ Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts and
+ gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must at
+ least have fallen into convulsions.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let me see the poor child immediately,&rdquo; cried Mr. Winship. &ldquo;What is the
+ trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?&rdquo; looking at
+ the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets and
+ blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force a pillow
+ into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter inaudible. &ldquo;Are
+ you trying to play a joke on me?&rdquo; continued he, with as much dignity as
+ was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, a pair of
+ trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane which he had quite
+ unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his chamber.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The fact is,&rdquo; answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately
+ hard to regain her sobriety,&mdash;&ldquo;the fact is&mdash;Uncle Harry&mdash;we
+ made&mdash;a mistake, and so did&mdash;Lilia. There were two bottles just
+ alike on the wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five
+ minutes in the purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!&rdquo; sighed Jo, lifting her head
+ from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. &ldquo;All her face, except part of
+ her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple
+ blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or
+ anything else frightful!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Edith, slyly, &ldquo;Bell said mortification had taken place. I
+ don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Puns are out of place, Edith,&rdquo; said Bell, severely. &ldquo;Don't hurry, Uncle
+ Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you
+ embarrassment.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his
+ rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the hall,
+ and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that it would
+ be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him out of bed
+ again at five o'clock on a winter's day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber,
+ but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and then
+ made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire should be
+ used to some purpose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started
+ the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented
+ number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was a
+ call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm,
+ a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for hauling
+ wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the doctor's
+ for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. Then
+ directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential call
+ upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of regard
+ several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was unnoticed,
+ but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied coming from the
+ Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or another. When
+ questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of foolishness they
+ merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the Winships pig, but that
+ it was a visit of condolence and sympathy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU may think that
+ Lilia's &ldquo;mortification&rdquo; was quite an excitement in this enterprising young
+ household; yet I assure you that never twenty-four hours passed but a
+ ridiculous adventure of some kind overtook the girls. The daily bulletin
+ which they carried over to Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy
+ inmates in constant wonderment as to what would happen next. Sometimes
+ there was a regular programme for the next day, prepared the night before,
+ but oftener, things happened of themselves, and when they do that, you
+ know, pleasure seems a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is
+ unexpected. Uncle Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of
+ the gay party of young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter
+ openly, and went on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic,
+ notwithstanding the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was
+ this: On Friday, the boys&mdash;Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton,
+ and the young schoolmaster&mdash;turned the great bare hall in the top of
+ the old Winship family house into a woodland bower.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because
+ the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey
+ Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had
+ finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the
+ district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take him
+ through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong as his
+ name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as gentle and
+ chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and manly a lad, and
+ withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding his youth, as any
+ little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his guardian, and thus
+ he had become quite one of the Winship family.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with
+ this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used at
+ some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet by
+ stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they
+ wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens,
+ and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners
+ or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?&rdquo; cried Jack, rubbing his cold
+ fingers, &ldquo;but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make birds
+ and flowers and brooks!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's the special difficulty?&rdquo; asked Geoffrey. &ldquo;We'll borrow Grandmother
+ Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then we'll bring over
+ Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be musical enough,
+ considering the fact that the thermometer is below zero.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic
+ forest became tuneful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of
+ white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly
+ constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical
+ structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and behold,
+ their forest bloomed!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But we have finished now, boys,&rdquo; said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his
+ last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They were made
+ of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered chopping-tray.)
+ &ldquo;We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing at a picnic, too.
+ Good for the small children to fall into, good for drinking, good for
+ dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I have an idea,&rdquo; suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder busily
+ engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. &ldquo;I have an
+ idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the water run
+ into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling the tank from
+ the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running streamlet. There's
+ your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical tinkle, and possibly
+ your small child's watery grave. What could be more romantic?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Out with him!&rdquo; shouted Geoff. &ldquo;He ought to be drowned for proposing such
+ an apology for a brook.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I fail to see the point,&rdquo; said Jack; &ldquo;the sound would be sylvan and
+ suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We'll brook no further argument on the subject,&rdquo; retorted Hugh; &ldquo;the
+ afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or the
+ watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with house
+ plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell you, let
+ us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em for a
+ retreat, in one corner.&rdquo; After some explanations from Hugh about his plan,
+ the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic and
+ ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle Harry's
+ parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, there was an
+ evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with a dozen stones
+ from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss Jane Sawyer's
+ potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted by two banging
+ baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight stove to warm it
+ into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by screens of green
+ boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed into a green forest,
+ vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming flowers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the
+ desert blooming as the rose!&rdquo; cried Hugh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,&rdquo; answered
+ Jack, dryly, &ldquo;inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and home
+ during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer,
+ hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she
+ had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly
+ stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to
+ sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations.
+ Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet
+ at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go
+ in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and
+ seeing the girls.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a
+ gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother
+ Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and extremely
+ anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers
+ were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had
+ been a day of disasters from beginning to end&mdash;the first really
+ mournful one in their experience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them before
+ they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it went out in
+ the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a large coal
+ stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret to say that
+ this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of teeth,
+ for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove doors,
+ and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. But, dear
+ me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, and at last
+ the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall before the weather
+ would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the inevitable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were all
+ cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they wanted
+ to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might astonish
+ more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; Edith, that
+ most precise and careful of all little women under the sun, broke a
+ platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious omelet, and
+ waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her own success,
+ when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly into the coal
+ hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell fished it hastily
+ out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and generally penitent, if an
+ omelet can assume that expression. She slapped it on the table severely,
+ and said, with a little choke and tear in her voice:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he rinsed,
+ and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the house for
+ breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into the
+ buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon
+ besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen;
+ and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never,&rdquo; cried Alice, with much determination. &ldquo;Sooner eat omelet and coal
+ hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What shall we
+ take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and no one will
+ suspect we haven't breakfasted.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Let's make mince pies,&rdquo; cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the
+ wood-box.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Goose,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. &ldquo;There's plenty of time to
+ make mince-meat, of course!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,&rdquo; said Lilia, with decision, while
+ dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. &ldquo;We had better carry
+ the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring bread
+ and meat and common things.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, tarts, tarts!&rdquo; exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. &ldquo;I
+ haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They must be easy enough,&rdquo; answered Patty, with calm authority. &ldquo;Cut a
+ hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly and
+ bake it; that's simple.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0093.jpg" alt="0093 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0093.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Glad you think so,&rdquo; responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and
+ cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty
+ dish-water pot. &ldquo;I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty
+ before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we touch
+ to-day is sure to fail.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'&rdquo; sang
+ Bell, in a spasm of gayety.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,&rdquo; retorted
+ Edith. &ldquo;Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? Look in the
+ cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or hung for two
+ weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like fruit-cake, or 'braised'
+ or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' &ldquo;but it has to be
+ pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stuff and nonsense,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This
+ village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England
+ Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been
+ seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she
+ makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she dips her
+ turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft gingerbread,
+ Patty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Four cups best New Orleans molasses&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The molasses is out,&rdquo; said Jo; &ldquo;find jelly-cake.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Jelly all gone,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;where, I can't think, for there were
+ seventeen tumblers.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,&rdquo; said Alice, reminiscently.
+ &ldquo;How about doughnuts?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; Bell answered, &ldquo;of course you'll go to the store for more
+ eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, jelly,
+ patience, and luck.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books,
+ vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country
+ store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have been
+ thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and light as
+ air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one another in
+ the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed with a headache,
+ leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion and uproar. I cannot
+ bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that dreadful day, but Bell
+ had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had gone to the store-room
+ for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of frozen &ldquo;something&rdquo; very like
+ mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious discovery! She flew back to the
+ kitchen, crying:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot of
+ mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You trust
+ to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It
+ thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became
+ very thin and curious in its appearance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,&rdquo; said Lilia
+ to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom crust on a
+ pie plate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We-l-l, it does!&rdquo; owned the head cook, frankly; &ldquo;but I suppose it will
+ boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very natural,&rdquo; said Lilia, dryly. &ldquo;It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to tell
+ the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to imagine
+ mince-meat ought to look.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in,
+ and I'll hold the plate.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of dough
+ over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a ventilator,
+ and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of relief.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work,
+ walked in with a can of kerosene.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?&rdquo; asked Patty,
+ pointing to the frying-pan.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful
+ certainty and disdain: &ldquo;'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's
+ foot.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the
+ kitchen-maids.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Gracious,&rdquo; cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin at
+ the same time. &ldquo;What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it
+ melted. What is it, then?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Suet,&rdquo; answered cruel Betty Bean. &ldquo;Your ma chopped it and done it up in
+ molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's cold;
+ and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good deal of
+ apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this
+ half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely
+ lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider
+ filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and
+ swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door,
+ and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy
+ roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never mind, Bluebell,&rdquo; cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her
+ hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her
+ flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. &ldquo;You can use the rest of
+ the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up
+ be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with savage
+ emphasis:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle Harry
+ or the boys know about it, I'll&mdash;I don't know what I'll do,&rdquo; finished
+ she, weakly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's a fearful threat,&rdquo; laughed Jo,&mdash;&ldquo;'The King of France and
+ fifty thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with comforting
+ gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven o'clock in the
+ evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen tidied; then six as
+ tired young housewives stretched themselves before the parlor fire as a
+ bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and pretty, was curled upon the
+ sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls were lounging in different
+ attitudes of dejection, all with from one to three burned fingers
+ enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor were painfully meager,&mdash;a
+ colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, molasses ginger-bread, and
+ a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in the kitchen closet lay a
+ melancholy pile of failure,&mdash;Alice's pop-overs, which had refused to
+ pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's cake that would have
+ made any newly married couple feel as if they were at the funeral of their
+ own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in their journey through the
+ cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain things very nicely, and
+ were considered remarkable caterers by their admiring family of
+ school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted were entirely beyond
+ their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in the closet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Lilia. &ldquo;Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I
+ don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested
+ enough to go to-morrow?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I was thinking,&rdquo; said Edith, dreamily, &ldquo;that we have only seven more days
+ to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't care very
+ much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up housekeeping. The
+ chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning yesterday. We never
+ looked into the store-room nor bought anything in advance nor settled what
+ we should cook.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Bell, waking up a little, &ldquo;we will crowd everything possible
+ into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow is Saturday
+ and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort of a 'pow-wow,'
+ as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their invitation, and
+ then we'll think of something perfectly grand and stupendous for Friday,
+ our last day of fun. It will take from that until Monday to get the house
+ into something like order for my mother's return. (This with a remorseful
+ recollection of the terrible back bed-room, where everything imaginable
+ had been 'dumped' for a week past.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,&rdquo; called Alice, faintly, from
+ the distance. &ldquo;I will do it in the morning while you are packing the
+ luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try to
+ mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody will
+ know which is which.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery
+ for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of
+ dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,&mdash;hats
+ that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They
+ had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with funny
+ silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various adventures.
+ Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; Bell's a mammoth
+ pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied colored scarfs of
+ ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried grasses, oats, and
+ everlastings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the
+ next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke
+ entirely refreshed and ready for the fray.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not
+ very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of
+ windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The
+ surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered
+ into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that they
+ had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty a one
+ as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how lovely a
+ picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral surroundings.
+ Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, sweet and bright
+ from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. Bell was radiant,
+ issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying here and there,
+ laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's device), and talking
+ merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining with mischief under her
+ great straw hat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this were
+ the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while the
+ embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and danced
+ on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were alive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for the
+ boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was simply
+ delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with
+ affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and boys
+ particularly affect&mdash;jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies.
+ How the girls remembered their closetful of &ldquo;attempts&rdquo; at home; how they
+ roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how they
+ discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato versus
+ boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance they discussed
+ questions of household economy, and interlarded their conversation with
+ quotations from the &ldquo;Young Housekeeper's Friend,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Bride's
+ Manual.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,&mdash;some quiet, more
+ not at all so,&mdash;until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short
+ days, they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the
+ snow, baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics
+ should be confined to summer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What a gl-orious time we've had!&rdquo; exclaimed Jo, as they busied themselves
+ about the home dining-room. &ldquo;Yesterday seems like a horrible nightmare,
+ or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, and if we
+ hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we carried were
+ not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the buns, and Patty's
+ doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,&rdquo; quoth Edith, in a sly aside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; admitted Patty, ruefully, &ldquo;there certainly was quite enough
+ saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the
+ bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's cake,
+ indeed!&rdquo; she finished with a scornful smile.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;True!&rdquo; said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had
+ been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; &ldquo;I can't deny it.
+ Proceed with your sarcasm.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda says,&rdquo;
+ exclaimed Alice. &ldquo;Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! The
+ closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less said
+ about the back bedroom the better.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to
+ improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big
+ aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made
+ fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and
+ otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of order
+ which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and trials
+ of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ONDAY morning
+ broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind whistled and blew
+ about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying the clothes-line round the
+ chimneys and fastening it to the strong pine-trees in front, for greater
+ safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it hailed at seven, rained at eight,
+ stopped at nine, and presently began to go through the same varied
+ programme. After breakfast, Bell went to the window and stood dreamily
+ flattening her nose against the pane, while the others busied themselves
+ about their several tasks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, girls,&rdquo; said she at length, &ldquo;we've had four different kinds of
+ weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it
+ doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to
+ come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to
+ amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before it
+ rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the way; who
+ knows!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard wrapped
+ in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and framing
+ her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless from a race
+ across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella right side out.
+ She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving the doors all open,
+ and sank into a chair, with an expression of mysterious mirth in her eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Guess what's happened!&rdquo; she asked, with sparkling eyes. &ldquo;I have the most
+ enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never will think,
+ and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all invited to tea
+ this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't that 'ridikilis'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do tell, Isabel,&rdquo; squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of
+ Miss Sawyer, &ldquo;air you a-going to accept?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert. &ldquo;I should like to see
+ the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it saves
+ cooking.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We are remarkably favored,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;I don't believe that anybody
+ has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years
+ ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and father
+ died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They were
+ quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house all
+ furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and pictures. All
+ the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's heart, and get
+ her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has been changed in
+ all these years, except that they have bought a cooking-stove. Miss Jane
+ hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed of the stove, I think; as
+ to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, or a carpet-sweeper,&mdash;why,
+ she would as soon think of changing the fashion of her bonnet! I believe
+ there isn't such a curious house, nor another pair of such dried-up,
+ half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the country. There's Emma Jane with
+ the butter! I'll meet her at the back door, get her to peel some potatoes
+ and apples, make her sew a white ruffle in her neck, and make some
+ original remark.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The
+ old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled
+ with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant and
+ gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of
+ asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal
+ flower-de-luce,&mdash;all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose
+ hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and steal
+ their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white clam-shells,
+ where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, bachelor's-buttons,
+ larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would Miss Miranda allow
+ within these sacred ancient places, no begonias, gladioli, and &ldquo;sech,&rdquo;
+ with their new-fangled, heathenish, unpronounceable names. The old flowers
+ were good enough for her; and, certainly, they made a blooming spot about
+ the dark house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds
+ perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay
+ over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping them
+ just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way common to
+ snow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, the rooms
+ inside seemed even more so. The &ldquo;keeping-room&rdquo; had been refurnished
+ fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been kept, that there
+ still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over the stiff black
+ hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, surrounded by the
+ Sawyer family photographs&mdash;husbands and wives always taken in
+ affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be misunderstood.
+ In a corner stood the mahogany &ldquo;what-not&rdquo; with its bead watch-cases,
+ shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, together with more
+ family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on the top shelf, and a
+ marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. Then there was a
+ gorgeous &ldquo;drawn in&rdquo; rug before the fireplace, with impossible purple roses
+ and pink leaves on its surface, and a marble-topped table holding a
+ magnificent lamp with a glass fringe around it, and a large piece of red
+ flannel floating in the kerosene.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor granted
+ at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the curiosities in
+ the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though their sobriety was
+ almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of art which Miss
+ Miranda held up for their reverential admiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were
+ four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy
+ occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed up
+ the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The
+ counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There was
+ the &ldquo;wild-goose chase,&rdquo; the &ldquo;log cabin,&rdquo; the &ldquo;rocky mountain,&rdquo; the &ldquo;Irish
+ plaid,&rdquo; and a &ldquo;charm quilt,&rdquo; in twelve hundred pieces, no two of which
+ were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton curtains with
+ elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow with a
+ yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of Napoleon
+ crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and of a
+ sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never an
+ outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a
+ skittish-looking pony.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's
+ favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a
+ painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest
+ sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that
+ Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her
+ skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary were
+ seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; His
+ Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a brook
+ was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him on the
+ bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as well it
+ might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the others Miss
+ Hannah's last and finest effort&mdash;&ldquo;Maidens welcoming General
+ Washington in the streets of Alexandria.&rdquo; The maidens, thirteen in number,
+ were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as to hair, long
+ as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and carrying bouquets
+ of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with green ribbon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their
+ tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare supper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My reputation is gone,&rdquo; whispered Jo, solemnly. &ldquo;To think that I should
+ have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon;
+ but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of my
+ politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me instead
+ of frowning at me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What do you think?&rdquo; cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking down
+ her chair in so doing, &ldquo;I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and see if
+ they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, Jo?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door
+ stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, &ldquo;Can't we set the table or
+ help in any way, Miss Miranda?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you
+ wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter girl
+ may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up the
+ kitchen.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting
+ under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing of
+ Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been suffered to
+ touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of extreme care,
+ she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to set the chairs
+ around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in cutting the dried
+ beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on each of her
+ fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little calendars of
+ suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she did not murmur,
+ as most of her mistakes implicated other people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss Miranda
+ was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink &ldquo;chany&rdquo;
+ set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes of great
+ magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and cream, a
+ green dragon plate the cookies, and the &ldquo;Sheltered Peasant&rdquo; saucers came
+ in for general admiration.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda
+ biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; a
+ blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full of
+ delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, creamy
+ cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin pie, baked
+ in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and indigestible-est of
+ all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar gingerbread besides. This array
+ of good things being taken in with rapid and rabid glances, the girls
+ exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and even emitted audible signs of
+ happiness. To say that they did justice to the repast would be a feeble
+ expression, for in truth the meals of their own preparation were irregular
+ as to time, indifferent as to quality, and sometimes, when they calculated
+ carelessly and unwisely, even small as to quantity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0127.jpg" alt="0127 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0127.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to a
+ string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of
+ information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss
+ Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they rose to
+ go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed atmosphere
+ that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the quaint,
+ old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New England
+ goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of conversation had
+ exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their leave, and the
+ sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated in from the
+ country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a fan excitedly to
+ and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and pink from the
+ unwonted dissipation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wall, Jane,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis'
+ Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when
+ her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, them
+ do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They seemed to enjoy their supper,&rdquo; said Miss Jane; &ldquo;I never saw girls
+ make a heartier meal.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They did for certain,&rdquo; continued Miranda, &ldquo;too hearty most. I thought.
+ That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, that'll
+ sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake till I was
+ afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very thankful we
+ hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle,
+ and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their
+ bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and the
+ deep &ldquo;slush&rdquo; beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a hearty
+ laugh and jest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!&rdquo; exclaimed Patty, as they
+ opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. And,
+ indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms they had
+ left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and touched the
+ marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds were fast asleep
+ with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog and cat were
+ snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young people, as well
+ as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss Miranda's and Miss
+ Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider outlook, and quite
+ different problems and responsibilities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We never can be jollier than this!&rdquo; cried Lilia, in an irrepressible
+ burst of appreciation. &ldquo;Oh, that it might last forever, and that
+ seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! Then
+ we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, taking
+ tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good supper
+ that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with remorse
+ when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only skillful,
+ energetic, and ingenious!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're the very essence of thanklessness!&rdquo; answered Bell, in high
+ dudgeon. &ldquo;It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls,
+ when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far
+ removed from a zoological garden when <i>you</i> return to it, that is
+ certain!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,&rdquo; said Lilia, in feigned
+ repentance. &ldquo;It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your anger until
+ after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to be visited upon
+ us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and crackers.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better to
+ draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too much
+ about food,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, but never
+ called attention to it. &ldquo;When you have done with your nonsense, I have
+ something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have only four days, 'tis
+ true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must go away with
+ flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius that the
+ village will talk of us for months to come.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Si-lence in court!&rdquo; cried Jo, impressively. &ldquo;Let me offer you the coal
+ hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a
+ policeman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a
+ comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers and
+ seniors?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed I do,&rdquo; laughed Bell, in recollection. &ldquo;We girls took all the
+ characters. What fun it was!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The
+ boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would
+ be irresistibly funny. What do you think?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I like the idea,&rdquo; exclaimed Patty Weld. &ldquo;Uncle Harry's large hall would
+ be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So it is; how fortunate,&rdquo; agreed Alice; &ldquo;we couldn't think of anything
+ that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be
+ the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. Jo
+ will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest of us
+ can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young Lochinvar,
+ if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell&mdash;&rdquo; this with a sly
+ glance at her hostess.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven bridegroom,'
+ who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,&rdquo; continued Bell; &ldquo;he does
+ that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. Phil
+ Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform the
+ piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience will
+ stand erect.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, oh, the labor of it, girls!&rdquo; sighed Patty&mdash;&ldquo;wooden horses to be
+ made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery
+ to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning before
+ us?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nonsense, of course we can,&rdquo; rejoined Bell, energetically. &ldquo;We will
+ consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, and
+ costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at five
+ to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,&rdquo; finished Lilia, with grim sarcasm.
+ &ldquo;If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the cooking! How
+ are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should like to know?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they
+ humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you
+ gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be starved
+ beforehand by way of getting used to it,&rdquo; retorted Lilia, as she lighted
+ the bedroom candles. &ldquo;Come, dears, do cover the fire; it was sleepy-time
+ an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, look through the
+ piazza window.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering
+ crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted
+ finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark,
+ and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter
+ into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters
+ tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver
+ string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the
+ dazzling winter moonlight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all drawn
+ closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, and the
+ solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One minute
+ passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at length Bell
+ impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: &ldquo;If the minister were
+ here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to whisper, 'Dear Lord,
+ make us pure and white within, as thy world is without.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Amen,&rdquo; murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pull down the curtain,&rdquo; sighed Jo; &ldquo;it makes me feel wicked!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!&rdquo; pleaded Edith, &ldquo;it is too heavenly and
+ it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's 'St.
+ Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from her
+ convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of heaven&mdash;the
+ poem you recited for the medal, Alice,&mdash;say a verse of it.&rdquo; And
+ Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ &ldquo;As these white robes are soil'd and
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ dark
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ To yonder shining ground;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ As this pale taper's earthly spark,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ To yonder argent round;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So shines my soul before the Lamb,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ My spirit before Thee;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So in mine earthly house I am
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ To that I hope to be!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo;
+ </h2>
+ <p class="pfirst">
+ <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">O</span>N the next
+ morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, the six
+ housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the sun,
+ accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite
+ behindhand and outshone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the girls
+ were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it held up
+ its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation points of
+ surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of their warm
+ nests before the world was lighted or heated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were
+ farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily
+ preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous to
+ behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. They
+ consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, colored
+ stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and jaunty
+ little caps with bobbing quills.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of &ldquo;Young
+ Lochinvar,&rdquo; the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see
+ the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East
+ Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower
+ Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles
+ and cousins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,&mdash;and
+ fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they would
+ have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, mirror in
+ hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she had not
+ succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable Scottish
+ dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and spectacles.
+ Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to Hugh, that he
+ might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance for Lochinvar,
+ while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek expression for the
+ jilted bridegroom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
+ <img src="images/0145.jpg" alt="0145 " width="100%" /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h5>
+ <a href="images/0145.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
+ </h5>
+ <p>
+ Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to &ldquo;get up&rdquo; her courage.
+ As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one for a Scottish
+ bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and certainly she
+ looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for Lochinvar's rash
+ folly. It was of some shining white material, and came below the ankle,
+ just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; the skirt was
+ 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and full, with short
+ puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown of flowers made her
+ as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma Jane Perkins stood in
+ one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her red hair was waved and
+ hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. She hoped she could be
+ trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of beauty at the right
+ moment, but felt a little doubtful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you ready, young fry?&rdquo; asked he. &ldquo;It is half-past seven, and we ought
+ to begin.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell them
+ the prima donna is dangerously ill!&rdquo; gasped Bell, faintly, fanning herself
+ with a box-cover. &ldquo;I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, are you
+ perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we elope?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the
+ poem say:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ 'Through all the wide Border his steed
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ was the best?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?&rdquo;&mdash;pointing to a wild
+ and cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of &ldquo;Young Lochinvar,&rdquo; and many a
+ time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ West,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Through all the wide Border his steed
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ was the best,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ And, save his good broadsword, he
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ weapons had none;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ He rode all unarmed, and he rode all
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ alone.
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So faithful in love, and so dauntless in
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ war,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ There never was knight like the young
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ Lochinvar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not for
+ brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted at
+ Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had
+ consented to be married to another:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ For a laggard in love and a dastard in
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ war
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ Lochinvar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen and
+ bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion that the
+ bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being struck
+ quite dumb:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ &ldquo;Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ inivar,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ Lochinvar?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past
+ times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now
+ merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for
+ although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks her
+ health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; then
+ he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, and
+ leads the dance with her,&mdash;he so stately, she so lovely, that they
+ are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus
+ treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she
+ apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment
+ they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall,
+ where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought
+ the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her
+ on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ &ldquo;She is won! We are gone, over ban,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ bush, and scaur;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ They'll have fleet steeds that follow
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ quoth young Lochinvar.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and hasty
+ mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing over the
+ fields, but &ldquo;the laggard in love and the dastard in war&rdquo; never recovers
+ his lost Ellen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So daring in love, and so dauntless in
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ war,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Have ye e'er heard of gallant like
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ young Lochinvar?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the audience
+ was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of the stage
+ with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or verse by
+ verse, to explain the action.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a
+ prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to
+ match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper
+ designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers
+ with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. His
+ costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he careered
+ wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as he rode to
+ the wedding, was perfectly irresistible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all
+ assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the
+ determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' sake.
+ Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who demanded
+ his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to be
+ peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling
+ permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the bride.
+ She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the spirit,
+ and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and promenaded
+ about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on wretchedly, the
+ parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ &ldquo;'Tivere better by far
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ To have matched our fair cousin with
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent20">
+ young Lochinvar.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young
+ Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the
+ supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in
+ horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed signs
+ of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at length to the
+ plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then Lochinvar
+ darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,&mdash;rather an
+ unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances,
+ inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of
+ the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity
+ and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was the
+ work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness,
+ utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A
+ pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front
+ legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and
+ decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces.
+ Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, leaped
+ up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a snail's
+ pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. When half
+ way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed to have
+ forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed it must be some
+ part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in pantomime; Lochinvar
+ refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; she pouted and
+ seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she could have her
+ own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, and Ellen ran up a
+ secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly traps. Greatly to the
+ merriment of the observers, she loaded them on the docile horse in the
+ very face of Lochinvar's displeasure&mdash;two small looking-glasses, a
+ bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely drew on a pair of huge
+ India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, and just as her lover's
+ patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be remounted. The second trip
+ across the stage was accomplished in safety, though with anything but the
+ fleetness common to elopements either in life or in poetry.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then came the pursuit&mdash;a most graphic and stirring scene, giving
+ large opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on
+ dashing hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot
+ excitement; four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads,
+ running hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father,
+ limping in and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory
+ daughter; and last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot,
+ with never a horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued to
+ laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The
+ performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and seemed
+ all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright bevy of
+ young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed his youth,
+ and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed pleasure. The hero
+ and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so generously provided dramatic
+ opportunities for the minor actors that all had enjoyed an equal chance in
+ the favor of the audience. There was neither envy, jealousy, nor
+ heartburning; each of the girls gloried in the achievements of the others,
+ and confessed that the mechanical ingenuity of the boys had made the
+ triumph possible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many
+ farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young
+ squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, sad
+ thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and cheery
+ to be gloomy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Depart, fun and frolic!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. &ldquo;Depart,
+ breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter,
+ boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It is really too awful to think or to speak about,&rdquo; sighed Jo. &ldquo;Now I
+ know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the garden;
+ only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of knowledge,
+ while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever be
+ troubled with indigestion,&rdquo; dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the
+ &ldquo;Jolly Six.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching
+ school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried
+ liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,&rdquo; said Alice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Think of us,&rdquo; cried Geoff, &ldquo;going back to college, and settling into
+ regular 'digs.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,&rdquo; said Edith, saucily, &ldquo;you'll
+ never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines of learning,
+ that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger Indian, I should
+ say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what matchless
+ war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate hair in Betty
+ Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close together and
+ trembled visibly!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was a wonderful evening,&rdquo; remarked Hugh. &ldquo;There were persons there who
+ said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't want to annoy you,&rdquo; laughed Jo, &ldquo;but I heard exactly the
+ opposite.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Which only goes to show that both of us are both,&rdquo; retorted Bell.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in
+ parsing and analysis has had its effect,&rdquo; said Patty. &ldquo;Look at our angel
+ cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall
+ light shining through all its sweet little windows'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,&rdquo; observed Alice, as she saw a small
+ cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Good night and sweet dreams,&rdquo; called the hoys, when Geoffrey had unlocked
+ the door of the cottage.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sweet dreams, indeed!&rdquo; the girls answered in chorus. &ldquo;The kitchen closet
+ to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four hours'
+ dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,&rdquo; reminded Hugh. &ldquo;We'll
+ take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning of the
+ shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give one rousing
+ cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the century!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty vigor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,&rdquo; cried
+ Bell, modestly; &ldquo;the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged the
+ model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model
+ parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright
+ idea?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but her
+ bright idea to keep her company,&rdquo; said Jo Fenton, suggestively.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' Hip,
+ hip, hurrah!&rdquo; and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and across
+ the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch shell, an
+ instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his men to dinner
+ in haying time. Had it not been for this message of correction it is
+ possible the enthusiastic young people might have cheered one another till
+ midnight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone,
+ and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the
+ empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper,
+ tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the &ldquo;Jolly
+ Six.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ How dear to our hearts are the scenes of
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ vacation,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ When fond recollection presents them
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ to view!
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and&mdash;chief
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ recreation&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ That gayest of picnics with squires so
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ true!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ And note, torn away from the loved situ-
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ ation,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ The hump of conceit will explosively
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ swell,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ As proudly we think, never since the
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ creation,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Did any young housekeepers keep
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ house so well!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Think not our great genius too highly
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ we've rated,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ For all that belongs to the kitchen we
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ know;
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ And feel that from infancy we have been
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ fated
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ For scrubbing and cooking, far more
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ than for show.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ charming,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ So toothsome the compounds we often
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ have mixed,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ That though you would think the news
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ somewhat alarming,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ On housekeeping ever our minds are
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ quite fixed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Good-by to all hope of a fame uni-
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ versal!
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ Farewell, vain ambition,&mdash;that way
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ madness lies!
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ The rest of our youth shall be one long
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ rehearsal
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent15">
+ For life in six cottages, all of this
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent30">
+ size!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ B. W.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ J. F.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ P. W.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ A. F.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ E. L.
+ </h3>
+ <h3>
+ L. P.
+ </h3>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ X
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ Their joint mark.
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ Witnessed by me this morning,
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ Jack Frost, Notary Public.
+ </p>
+ <p class="indent10">
+ Sealed with a snow flake.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate
+ behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;They are awfully jolly girls,&rdquo; said Jack.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Better than jolly,&rdquo; added Geoffrey, thoughtfully.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,&rdquo; agreed
+ Hugh. &ldquo;None like'em in Brunswick.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Or in Portland.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Or in Bath.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Or in Augusta.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of
+ view.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, but
+ fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six laughing
+ faces as before.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the door-step,
+ twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs which girlish
+ hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew away disappointed. In
+ the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her high-backed chair,
+ knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at her post by the
+ window, drearily watching the sun go down.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face.
+ &ldquo;Mi-randy!&rdquo; called she, sharply.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down here
+ from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia has
+ her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad one of
+ 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she was
+ ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them
+ young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!&rdquo;
+ continued Miss Jane. &ldquo;I should like to give one girl a chance of being a
+ brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin',
+ Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck by
+ lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to its
+ foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the
+ hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a
+ child's hand might pull her tail in days to come.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It does seem dreadful lonesome,&rdquo; Miss Miranda agreed, after a long pause.
+ &ldquo;Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life that's
+ gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as I said.
+ Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' work, too.
+ Of course, you've thought o' that?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We take about so many steps, anyway,&rdquo; argued Miss Jane, &ldquo;and if the
+ child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha ain't
+ so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her comp'ny&mdash;even
+ two cats is better'n one.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There goes Emma Jane Perkins,&rdquo; exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post of
+ observation. &ldquo;She looks different somehow. I've always said I should think
+ her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her
+ hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' her
+ spring medicine.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that
+ trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,&rdquo; rejoined Miss Jane, wisely.
+ &ldquo;Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd
+ taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take
+ Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full of
+ her own fancies to be easy managed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of fact, Mrs.
+ Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, industrious, and
+ of much assistance with the house-work, and as a matter of fact it was the
+ somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from the far-away farm to live in
+ the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss Miranda. And all that befell
+ this new family circle, formed almost by accident, and all that Rebecca
+ did, or became, as well as everything that happened during the gradual
+ beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was, as you see, the indirect result of
+ Bell Winship's madcap experiment in housekeeping.
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ THE END
+ </h3>
+ <div style="height: 6em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
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