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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Journal of a West India Proprietor, by
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-Title: Journal of a West India Proprietor
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-JOURNAL OF A WEST INDIA PROPRIETOR,
-
-Kept During A Residence In The Island Of Jamaica.
-
-By Matthew Gregory Lewis
-
-Author of “The Monk,” “The Castle Spectre,” “Tales Of Wonder,” &c.
-
-London: John Murray, Albemarle Street.
-
-MDCCCXXXIV
-
-
-“I WOULD GIVE MANY A SUGAR CANE,
-
-MAT. LEWIS WERE ALIVE AGAIN!”
-
-BYRON.
-
-
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-
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-
-
-
-
-ADVERTISEMENT.
-
-
-The following Journals of two residences in Jamaica, in 1815-16, and in
-1817, are now printed from the MS. of Mr. Lewis; who died at sea, on the
-voyage homewards from the West Indies, in the year 1818.
-
-
-
-
-JOURNAL OF A WEST INDIA PROPRIETOR
-
-
-Expect our sailing in a few hours. But although the vessel left the
-Docks on Saturday, she did not reach this place till three o’clock on
-Thursday, the 9th. The captain now tells me, that we may expect to sail
-certainly in the afternoon of to-morrow, the 10th. I expect the ship’s
-cabin to gain greatly by my two days’ residence at the “--------------,”
- which nothing can exceed for noise, dirt, and dulness. Eloisa would
-never have established “black melancholy” at the Paraclete as its
-favourite residence, if she had happened to pass three days at an inn
-at Gravesend: nowhere else did I ever see the sky look so dingy, and the
-river “_Nunc alio patriam quaero sub sole jacentem_.”--Virgil.
-
-
-
-
-1815. NOVEMBER 8.
-
-
-(WEDNESDAY)
-
-I left London, and reached Gravesend at nine in the morning, having been
-taught to exso dirty; to be sure, the place has all the advantages of
-an English November to assist it in those particulars. Just now, too,
-a carriage passed my windows, conveying on board a cargo of passengers,
-who seemed sincerely afflicted at the thoughts of leaving their dear
-native land! The pigs squeaked, the ducks quacked, and the fowls
-screamed; and all so dolefully, as clearly to prove, that _theirs_ was
-no dissembled sorrow? And after them (more affecting than all) came
-a wheelbarrow, with a solitary porker tied in a basket, with his head
-hanging over on one side, and his legs sticking out on the other, who
-neither grunted nor moved, nor gave any signs of life, but seemed to
-be of quite the same opinion with Hannah More’s heroine, “Grief is for
-_little_ wrongs; despair for mine!”
-
-As Miss O’Neil is to play “Elwina” for the first time to-morrow, it is
-a thousand pities that she had not the previous advantage of seeing the
-speechless despondency of this poor pig; it might have furnished her
-with some valuable hints, and enabled her to convey more perfectly to
-the audience the “expressive silence” of irremediable distress.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 10.
-
-At four o’clock in the afternoon, I embarked on board the “Sir Godfrey
-Webster,” Captain Boyes. On approaching the vessel, we heard the loudest
-of all possible shrieks proceeding from a boat lying near her: and who
-should prove to be the complainant, but my former acquaintance, the
-despairing pig, He had recovered his voice to protest against entering
-the ship: I had already declared against climbing up the accommodation
-ladder; the pig had precisely the very same objection. So a _soi-disant_
-chair, being a broken bucket, was let down for us, and the pig and
-myself entered the vessel by the same conveyance; only pig had the
-precedence, and was hoisted up first. The ship proceeded three miles,
-and then the darkness obliged us to come to an anchor. There are only
-two other cabin passengers, a Mr. J------ and a Mr. S------; the
-latter is a planter in the “May-Day Mountains,” Jamaica: he wonders,
-considering how much benefit Great Britain derives from the West Indies,
-that government is not careful to build more churches in them, and is of
-opinion, that “hedicating the negroes is the only way to make them appy;
-indeed, in his umble hopinion, hedication his hall in hall!”
-
-
-NOVEMBER 11.
-
-We sailed at six o’clock, passed through “Nob’s Hole,” the “Girdler’s
-Hole,” and “the Pan” (all very dangerous sands, and particularly the
-last, where at times we had only one foot water below us), by half past
-four, and at five came to an anchor in the Queen’s Channel. Never having
-seen any thing of the kind before, I was wonderfully pleased with the
-manoeuvring of several large ships, which passed through the sands at
-the same time with us: their motions seemed to be effected with as much
-ease and dexterity as if they had been crane-necked carriages; and the
-effect as they pursued each other’s track and windings was perfectly
-beautiful.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 12. (SUNDAY.)
-
-The wind was contrary, and we had to beat up the whole way; we did not
-reach the Downs till past four o’clock, and, as there were above sixty
-vessels arrived before us, we had some difficulty in finding a safe
-berth. At length we anchored in the Lower Roads, about four miles off
-Deal. We can see very clearly the double lights in the vessel moored
-off the Goodwin sands: it is constantly inhabited by two families, who
-reside there alternately every fortnight, except when the weather delays
-the exchange. The “Sir Godfrey Webster” is a vessel of 600 tons, and was
-formerly in the East India service. I have a very clean cabin, a place
-for my books, and every thing is much more comfortable than I expected;
-the wind, however, is completely west, the worst that we could have, and
-we must not even expect a change till the full moon. The captain pointed
-out a man to me to-day, who had been with him in a violent storm off
-the Bermudas. For six hours together, the flashes of lightning were so
-unintermitting, that the eye could not sustain them: at one time, the
-ship seemed to be completely in a blaze; and the man in question (who
-was then standing at the wheel, near the captain) suddenly cried out,
-“I don’t know what has happened to me, but I can neither see nor stand;”
- and he fell down upon the deck. He was taken up and carried below; and
-it appeared that the lightning had affected his eyes and legs, in a
-degree to make him both blind and lame, though the captain, who was
-standing by his side, had received no injury: in three or four days, the
-man was quite well again. In this storm, no less than thirteen vessels
-were dismasted, or otherwise shattered by the lightning.
-
-Sea Terms.--_Windward, from_ whence the wind blows; _leeward, to_ which
-it blows; _starboard_, the _right_ of the stern; _larboard_, the _left_;
-_starboard helm_, when you go to the left; but when to the right,
-instead of larboard helm, _helm a-port_; _luff you may_, go nearer to
-the wind; _theis (thus)_ you are near enough; _luff no near_, you
-are too near the wind; the _tiller_, the handle of the rudder; the
-_capstan_, the weigher of the anchor; the _buntlines_, the ropes which
-move the body of the sail, the _bunt_ being the body; the _bowlines_,
-those which spread out the sails, and make them swell.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 13.
-
-At six this morning, came on a tremendous gale of wind; the captain
-says, that he never experienced a heavier. However, we rode it out with
-great success, although, at one time, it was bawled out that we were
-driving; and, at another, a brig which lay near us broke from her
-moorings, and came bearing down close upon us. The danger, indeed, from
-the difference of size, was all upon the side of the brig; but, luckily,
-the vessels cleared each other. This evening she has thought it as well
-to remove further from so dangerous a neighbourhood. There is a little
-cabin boy on board, and Mr. J------ has brought with him a black
-terrier; and these two at first sight swore to each other an eternal
-friendship, in the true German style. It is the boy’s first voyage, and
-he is excessively sea-sick; so he has been obliged to creep into his
-hammock, and his friend, the little black terrier, has crept into the
-hammock with him. A boat came from the shore this evening, and reported
-that several vessels have been dismasted, lost their anchors, and
-injured in various ways. A brig, which was obliged to make for Ramsgate,
-missed the pier, and was dashed to pieces completely; the crew, however,
-were saved, all except the pilot; who, although he was brought on shore
-alive, what between bruises, drowning, and fright, had suffered so much,
-that he died two hours afterwards. The weather has now again become
-calm; but it is still full west.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 14. (TUESDAY.)
-
-
-THE HOURS.
-
- Ne’er were the zephyrs known disclosing
-
- More sweets, than when in Tempe’s shades
-
- They waved the lilies, where, reposing,
-
- Sat four and twenty lovely maids.
-
- Those lovely maids were called “the Hours,”
-
- The charge of Virtue’s flock they kept;
-
- And each in turn employ’d her powers
-
- To guard it, while her sisters slept.
-
- False Love, how simple souls thou cheatest!
-
- In myrtle bower, that traitor near
-
- Long watch’d an Hour, the softest, sweetest!
-
- The evening Hour, to shepherds dear. *
-
- In tones so bland he praised her beauty,
-
- Such melting airs his pipe could play,
-
- The thoughtless Hour forgot her duty,
-
- And fled in Love’s embrace away.
-
- Meanwhile the fold was left unguarded--
-
- The wolf broke in--the lambs were slain:
-
- And now from Virtue’s train discarded,
-
- With tears her sisters speak their pain.
-
- Time flies, and still they weep; for never
-
- The fugitive can time restore:
-
- An Hour once fled, has fled for ever,
-
- And all the rest shall smile no more!
-
-* L’heure du berger.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 15.
-
-The wind altered sufficiently to allow us to escape from the Downs;
-and at dusk we were off Beachy Head. This morning, the steward left the
-trap-door of the store-hole open; of course, I immediately contrived to
-step into it, and was on the point of being precipitated to the
-bottom, among innumerable boxes of grocery, bags of biscuit, and porter
-barrels;--where a broken limb was the _least_ that I could expect.
-Luckily, I fell across the corner of the trap, and managed to support
-myself, till I could effect my escape with a bruised knee, and the loss
-of a few inches of skin from my left arm.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 16.
-
-Off the Isle of Wight.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 17.
-
-Off the St. Alban’s Head. Sick to death! My temples throbbing, my head
-burning, my limbs freezing, my mouth all fever, my stomach all nausea,
-my mind all disgust.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 18.
-
-Off the Lizard, the last point of England.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 19. (SUNDAY.)
-
-At one this morning, a violent gust of wind came on; and, at the rate of
-ten miles an hour, carried us through the Chops of the Channel, formed
-by the Scilly Rocks and the Isle of Ushant. But I thought, that the
-advance was dearly purchased by the terrible night which the storm made
-us pass. The wind roaring, the waves dashing against the stern, till at
-last they beat in the quarter gallery; the ship, too, rolling from side
-to side, as if every moment she were going to roll over and over! Mr.
-J------ was heaved off one of the sofas, and rolled along, till he was
-stopped by the table. He then took his seat upon the floor, as the more
-secure position; and, half an hour afterwards, another heave chucked him
-back again upon the sofa. The captain snuffed out one of the candles,
-and both being tied to the table, could not relight it with the other:
-so the steward came to do it; when a sudden heel of the ship made him
-extinguish the second candle, tumbled him upon the sofa on which I was
-lying, and made the candle which he had brought with him fly out of the
-candlestick, through a cabin window at his elbow; and thus we were all
-left in the dark. Then the intolerable noise! the cracking of bulkheads!
-the sawing of ropes! the screeching of the tiller! the trampling of
-the sailors! the clattering of the crockery! Every thing above deck and
-below deck, all in motion at once! Chairs, writing-desks, books, boxes,
-bundles, fire-irons and fenders, flying to one end of the room; and the
-next moment (as if they had made a mistake) flying back again to the
-other with the same hurry and confusion! “Confusion worse confounded!”
- Of all the inconveniences attached to a vessel, the incessant noise
-appears to me the most insupportable! As to our live stock, they seem to
-have made up their minds on the subject, and say with one of Ariosto’s
-knights (when he was cloven from the head to the chine), “_or corvien
-morire_” Our fowls and ducks are screaming and quacking their last by
-dozens; and by Tuesday morning, it is supposed that we shall not have
-an animal alive in the ship, except the black terrier--and my friend the
-squeaking pig, whose vocal powers are still audible, maugre the storm
-and the sailors, and who (I verily believe) only continues to survive
-out of spite, because he can join in the general chorus, and help to
-increase the number of abominable sounds.
-
-We are now tossing about in the Bay of Biscay: I shall remember it as
-long as I live. The “beef-eater’s front” could never have “beamed more
-terrible” upon Don Ferolo Whiskerandos, “in Biscay’s Bay, when he took
-him prisoner,” than Biscay’s Bay itself will appear to _me_ the next
-time that I approach it.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 20.
-
-Our live stock has received an increase; our fowls and ducks are dead to
-be sure, but a lark flew on board this morning, blown (as is supposed)
-from the coast of France. In five minutes it appeared to be quite at
-home, eat very readily whatever was given it, and hopped about the deck
-without fear of the sailors, or the more formidable black terrier, with
-all the ease and assurance imaginable.
-
-I dare say, it _was_ blown from the coast of France!
-
-
-NOVEMBER 21.
-
-The weather continues intolerable. Boisterous waves running mountains
-high, with no wind, or a foul one. Dead calms by day, which prevent
-our making any progress; and violent storms by night, which prevent our
-getting any sleep.
-
-Every thing is in a state of perpetual motion. “_Nulla quies intus_ (nor
-_outus_ indeed for the matter of that), _nullâque silentia parte_” We
-drink our tea exactly as Tantalus did in the infernal regions; we keep
-bobbing at the basin for half an hour together without being able to get
-a drop; and certainly nobody on ship-board can doubt the truth of the
-proverb, “Many things fall out between the cup and the lip.”
-
-
-NOVEMBER 23.
-
-
-PANDORA’S BOX. (Iliad A.)
-
- Prometheus once (in Tooke the tale you’ll see)
-
- In one vast box enclosed all human evils;
-
- But curious Woman needs the inside would see,
-
- And out came twenty thousand million devils.
-
- The story’s spoil’d, and Tooke should well be chid;
-
- The fact, sir, happen’d thus, and I’ve no doubt of it:
-
- ’Twas not that Woman raised the coffer’s lid,
-
- But when the lid _was_ raised, Woman popp’d out of it.
-
- “But Hope remain’d”--true, sir, she did; but still
-
- All saw of what Miss Hope gave intimation;
-
- Her right hand grasp’d an undertaker’s bill,
-
- Her left conceal’d a deed of separation.
-
-N. B. I was most horribly sea-sick when I took this view of the subject.
-Besides, grapes on shipboard, in general, are remarkably sour.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 24.
-
- “Manibus date lilia plenis;
-
- Purpureos spargam flores!”
-
-The squeaking pig was killed this morning.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 25.
-
-Letters were sent to England by a small vessel bound for Plymouth, and
-laden with oranges from St. Michael’s, one of the Azores.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 26.
-
-A complete and most violent storm, from twelve at night till seven the
-next morning. The fore-top-sail, though only put up for the first time
-yesterday, was rent from top to bottom; and several of the other sails
-are torn to pieces. The perpetual tempestuous weather which we have
-experienced has so shaken the planks of the vessel, that the sea enters
-at all quarters. About one o’clock in the morning I was saluted by a
-stream of water, which poured down exactly upon my face, and obliged me
-to shift my lodgings. The carpenter had been made aware that there was
-a leak in my cabin, and ordered to caulk the seams; but, I suppose,
-he thought that during only a two months’ voyage, the rain might very
-possibly never find out the hole, and that it would be quite time enough
-to apply the remedy when I should have felt the inconvenience. The best
-is, that the carpenter happening to be at work in the next cabin when
-the water came down upon me, I desired him to call my servant, in order
-that I might get up, on account of the leak; on which he told me “that
-the leak could not be helped;” grumbled a good deal at calling up the
-servant; and seemed to think me not a little unreasonable for not lying
-quietly, and suffering myself to be pumped upon by this shower-bath of
-his own providing.
-
-But if the water gets _into_ the ship, on the other hand, last night the
-poor old steward was very near getting out of it. In the thick of the
-storm he was carrying some grog to the mate, when a gun, which drove
-against him, threw him off his balance, and he was just passing through
-one of the port-holes, when, luckily, he caught hold of a rope, and
-saved himself. A screech-owl flew on board this morning: I am sure we
-have no need of birds of ill omen; I could supply the place of a whole
-aviary of them myself.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 28.
-
-Reading Don Quixote this morning, I was greatly pleased with an instance
-of the hero’s politeness, which had never struck me before. The Princess
-Micomicona having fallen into a most egregious blunder, he never so
-much as hints a suspicion of her not having acted precisely as she
-has stated, but only begs to know her reasons for taking a step so
-extraordinary. “But pray, madam,” says he, “why _did_ your ladyship land
-at Ossuna, seeing that it is not a seaport town?”
-
-I was also much charmed with an instance of conjugal affection, in the
-same work. Sancho being just returned home, after a long absence, the
-first thing which his wife, Teresa, asks about, is the welfare of the
-ass. “I have brought him back,” answers Sancho, “and in much better
-health and condition than I am in myself.” “The Lord be praised,” said
-Teresa, “for this his great mercy to me!”
-
-
-NOVEMBER 29.
-
-The wind continues contrary, and the weather is as disagreeable and
-perverse as it can well be; indeed, I understand that in these latitudes
-nothing can be expected but heavy gales or dead calms, which makes them
-particularly pleasant for sailing, especially as the calms are by far
-the most disagreeable of the two: the wind steadies the ship; but when
-she creeps as slowly as she does at present (scarcely going a mile in
-four hours), she feels the whole effect of the sea breaking against
-her, and rolls backwards and forwards with every billow as it rises and
-falls. In the mean while, every thing seems to be in a state of the most
-active motion, except the ship; while we are carrying a spoonful of soup
-to our mouths, the remainder takes the “glorious golden opportunity” to
-empty itself into our laps, and the glasses and salt-cellars carry on
-a perpetual domestic warfare during the whole time of dinner, like the
-Guelphs and the Ghibellines. Nothing is so common as to see a roast
-goose suddenly jump out of its dish in the middle of dinner, and make
-a frisk from one end of the table to the other; and we are quite in the
-habit of laying wagers which of the two boiled fowls will arrive at the
-bottom first.
-
-N.B. To-day the fowl without the liver wing was the favourite, but the
-knowing ones were taken in; the uncarved one carried it hollow.
-
-
-NOVEMBER 30
-
-
- “Do those I love e’er think on me?”
-
- How oft that painful doubt will start,
-
- To blight the roseate smile of glee,
-
- And cloud the brow, and sink the heart!
-
- No more can I, estranged from home,
-
- Their pleasures share, nor soothe their moans
-
- To them I’m dead as were the foam
-
- Now breaking o’er my whitening bones.
-
- And doubtless now with newer friends,
-
- The tide of life content they stem;
-
- Nor on the sailor think, who bends
-
- Full many an anxious thought on them.
-
- Should that reflection cause me pain?
-
- No ease for mine their grief could bring;
-
- Enough if, when we meet again,
-
- Their answering hearts to greet me spring.
-
- Enough, if no dull joyless eye
-
- Give signs of kindness quite forgot;
-
- Nor heartless question, cold reply,
-
- Speak--“all is past; I love you not.”
-
- Too much has heav’n ordain’d of woe,
-
- Too much of groans on earth abounds,
-
- For me to wish one tear to flow
-
- Which brings no balm for sorrow’s wounds.
-
- Love’s moisten’d lid and Friendship’s sigh,
-
- I could not see, I could not hear!
-
- To think “they weep!” more fills mine eye,
-
- And smarts the more each tender tear.
-
- Then, if there be one heart so kind,
-
- It mourns each hour the loss of me;
-
- Shrinks, when it hears some gust of wind,
-
- And sighs--“Perhaps a storm at sea!”
-
- Oh! if there be an heart _indeed_,
-
- Which beats for me, so sad, so true,
-
- Swift to its aid, Oblivion, speed,
-
- And bathe it with thy poppy’s dew;
-
- My form in vapours to conceal,
-
- From Pleasure’s wreath rich odours shake;
-
- Nor let that heart one moment feel
-
- Such pangs as force my own to ache.
-
- Demon of Memory, cherish’d grief!
-
- Oh, could I break thy wand in twain!
-
- Oh, could I close thy magic leaf,
-
- Till those I love are mine again!
-
-
-DECEMBER 1. (FRIDAY.)
-
-The captain to-day pointed oat to me a sailor-boy, who, about three
-years ago, was shaken from the mast-head, and fell through the scuttle
-into the hold; the distance was above eighty feet, yet the boy was taken
-up with only a few bruises.
-
-
-DECEMBER 3. (SUNDAY.)
-
-The wind during the last two days has been more favourable; and at nine
-this morning we were in the latitude of Madeira.
-
-
-DECEMBER 5.
-
-Sea Terms.--_Ratlines_, the rope ladders by which the sailors climb
-the shrouds; the _companion_, the cabin-head; _reefs_, the divisions by
-which the sails are contracted; _stunsails_, additional sails, spread
-for the purpose of catching all the wind possible; the fore-mast,
-main-mast, mizen-mast; _fore_, the head; _aft_, the stern; _being
-pooped_ (the very sound of which tells one, that it must be something
-very terrible), having the stern beat in by the sea; _to belay a rope_,
-to fasten it.
-
-
-DECEMBER 6.
-
-I had no idea of the expense of building and preserving a ship: that in
-which I am at present cost £30,000 at its outset. Last year the repairs
-amounted to £14,000; and in a voyage to the East Indies they were more
-than £20,000. In its return last year from Jamaica it was on the very
-brink of shipwreck. A storm had driven it into Bantry Bay, and there
-was no other refuge from the winds than Bear Haven, whose entrance
-was narrow and difficult; however, a gentleman from Castletown came on
-board, and very obligingly offered to pilot the ship. He was one of the
-first people in the place, had been the owner of a vessel himself, was
-most thoroughly acquainted with every inch of the haven, &c. &c., and so
-on they went. There was but one sunken rock, and that about ten feet in
-diameter; the captain knew it, and warned his gentleman-pilot to keep
-a little more to the eastward. “My dear friend,” answered the Irishman,
-“now do just make yourself _asy_; I know well enough what we are
-about; we are as clear of the rock as if we were in the Red Sea, by
-Jasus;”--upon which the vessel struck upon the rock, and there she
-stuck. The captain fell to swearing and tearing his hair. “God damn you,
-sir! didn’t I tell you to keep to eastward? Dam’me, she’s on the rock!”
- “Oh! well, my dear, she’s now _on_ the rock, and, in a few minutes, you
-know, why she’ll be _off_ the rock: to be sure, I’d have taken my oath
-that the rock was two hundred and fifty feet on the other side of her,
-but----“--“Two hundred and fifty feet! why, the channel is not two
-hundred and fifty feet wide itself! and as to getting her off, bumping
-against this rock, it can only be with a great hole in her side.”--“Poh!
-now, bother, my dear! why sure----“--“Leave the ship, sir; dam’me, sir,
-get out of my ship this moment!” Instead of which, with the most smiling
-and obliging air in the world, the Irishman turned to console the
-female passengers. “Make yourselves _asy_, ladies, pray make yourselves
-perfectly _asy_; but, upon my soul, I believe your captain’s mad; no
-danger in life! only make yourselves _asy_, I say; for the ship lies on
-the rock as safe and as quiet, by Jasus, as if she were lying on a mud
-bank!” Luckily the weather was so perfectly calm, that the ship having
-once touched the rock with her keel bumped no more. It was low water;
-she wanted but five inches to float her, and when the tide rose she
-drifted off, and with but little harm done. The gentleman-pilot then
-thought proper to return on shore, took a very polite leave of the
-lady-passengers, and departed with all the urbanity possible; only
-+thinking the captain the strangest person that he had ever met with;
-and wondering that any man of common sense could be put out of temper by
-such a trifle.
-
-
-DECEMBER 7.
-
-Yesterday we had the satisfaction of falling in with the trade wind, and
-now we are proceeding both rapidly and steadily. The change of climate
-is very perceptible; and the deep and beautiful blue which colours the
-sea is a certain intimation of our approach to the tropic. A few flying
-fish have made their appearance; and the spears are getting in order
-for the reception of their constant attendant, the dolphin. These spears
-have ropes affixed to them, and at one end of the pole are five barbs,
-at the other a heavy ball of lead: then, when the fish is speared, the
-striker lets the staff fall, on which down goes the lead into the sea,
-and up goes the dolphin into the air, who is in the utmost astonishment
-to find itself all of a sudden turned into a flying fish; so determines
-to cultivate the art of flying for the future, and promises itself
-a great many pleasant airings. The dolphin and the flying fish are
-beautifully coloured, and both are very good food, particularly the
-latter, which move in shoals like the herring, and are about the size
-of that fish. They are supposed to feed on spawn and sea animalculæ,
-and will not take the bait; but on the shores of Barbadoes, which they
-frequent in great multitudes, they are caught in wide nets, spread upon
-the surface of the sea; then, upon beating the waters around, the fish
-rise in clouds, and fly till, their fins getting dry, they fall down
-into the nets which have been spread to receive them. The dolphin is
-seldom above three feet long; the immense strength which he exerts in
-his struggles for liberty occasions the necessity of catching him in the
-way before described.
-
-
-DECEMBER 8.
-
-At three o’clock this afternoon we entered the tropic of Cancer; and if
-our wind continues tolerably favourable, we may expect to see Antigua on
-Sunday. On crossing the line, it was formerly usual for ships
-to receive a visit from an old gentleman and his wife, Mr. and Mrs.
-Cancer: the husband was, by profession, a barber; and, probably, the
-scullion, who insisted so peremptorily on shaving Sancho, at the duke’s
-castle, had served an apprenticeship to Mr. Cancer, for their mode of
-proceeding was much alike, and, indeed, very peculiar: the old gentleman
-always made a point of using a rusty iron hoop instead of a razor, tar
-for soap, and an empty beef-barrel was, in his opinion, the very best
-possible substitute for a basin; in consequence of which, instead of
-paying him for shaving them, people of taste were disposed to pay for
-not being shaved; and as Mrs. Cancer happened to be particularly partial
-to gin (when good), the gift of a few bottles was generally successful
-in rescuing the donor’s chin from the hands of her husband; however,
-to-day this venerable pair “peradventure were sleeping, or on a
-journey,” for we neither saw nor heard any thing about them.
-
-
-DECEMBER 9.
-
-When, after his victory of the 1st of June, Lord Howe again put to sea
-from Portsmouth, the number of women who were turned on shore out of the
-ships (wives, sisters, &c.) amounted to above thirty thousand!
-
-
-DECEMBER 10. (Sunday.)
-
- What triumph moves on the billows so blue?
-
- In his car of pellucid pearl I view,
-
- With glorious pomp, on the dancing tide,
-
- The tropic Genius proudly ride.
-
- The flying fish, who trail his car,
-
- Dazzle the eye, as they shine from afar;
-
- Twinkling their fins in the sun, and show
-
- All the hues which adorn the showery bow.
-
- Of dark sea-blue is the mantle he wears;
-
- For a sceptre a plantain branch he bears;
-
- Pearls his sable arms surround,
-
- And his locks of wool with coral are crown’d.
-
- Perpetual sunbeams round him stream;
-
- His bronzed limbs shine with golden gleam;
-
- The spicy spray from his wheels that showers,
-
- Makes the sense ache with its odorous powers.
-
- Myriads of monsters, who people the caves
-
- Of ocean, attendant plough the waves;
-
- Sharks and crocodiles bask in his blaze,
-
- And whales spout the waters which dance in his rays.
-
- And as onward floats that triumph gay,
-
- The light sea-breezes around it play;
-
- While at his royal feet lie bound
-
- The Ouragans, hush’d in sleep profound.
-
- Dark Genius, hear a stranger’s prayer,
-
- Nor suffer those winds to ravage and tear
-
- Jamaica’s savannas, and loose to fly,
-
- Mingling the earth, and the sea, and the sky.
-
- From thy locks on my harvest of sweets diffuse,
-
- To swell my canes, refreshing dews;
-
- And kindly breathe, with cooling powers,
-
- Through my coffee walks and shaddock bowers.
-
- Let not thy strange diseases prey
-
- On my life; but scare from my couch away
-
- The yellow Plague’s imps; and safe let me rest
-
- From that dread black demon, who racks the breast:
-
- Nor force my throbbing temples to know
-
- Thy sunbeam’s sudden and maddening blow;
-
- Nor bid thy day-flood blaze too bright
-
- On nerves so fragile, and brain so light:
-
- And let me, returning in safety, view
-
- Thy triumph again on the ocean blue;
-
- And in Britain I’ll oft with flowers entwine
-
- The Tropic Sovereign’s ebony shrine!
-
- Was it but fancy? did He not frown,
-
- And in anger shake his coral crown?
-
- Gorgeous and slow the pomp moves on!
-
- Low sinks the sun--and all is gone!
-
-“And pray now do you mean to say that you really saw all this fine
-show?” Oh, yes, really, “in my mind’s eye, Horatio,” as Shakspeare says;
-or, if you like it better in Greek--
-
-[Greek line] Odyssey, A.
-
-
-DECEMBER 11.
-
-A dead centipes was found on the deck, supposed to have made its way on
-board, during the last voyage, among the logwood. This is not the only
-species of disagreeable passengers, who are in the habit of introducing
-themselves into homeward bound vessels without leave. While sleeping
-on deck last year, the Captain felt something run across his face; and,
-supposing it to be a cock-roach, he brushed off a scorpion; but not
-without its first biting him upon the cheek: the pain for about four
-hours was excessive; but although he did no more than wash the wound
-with spirits, he was perfectly well again in a couple of days.
-
-
-DECEMBER 12.
-
-Since we entered the tropic, the rains have been incessant, and most
-violent; but the wind was brisk and favourable, and we proceeded
-rapidly. Now we have lost the trade-wind, and move so slowly, that it
-might almost be called standing still. On the other hand, the weather
-is now perfectly delicious; the ship makes but little way, but she moves
-steadily: the sun is brilliant; the sky cloudless; the sea calm, and so
-smooth that it looks like one extended sheet of blue glass; an awning is
-stretched over the deck; although there is not wind enough to fill the
-canvass, there is sufficient to keep the air cool, and thus, even
-during the day, the weather is very pleasant; but the nights are quite
-heavenly, and so bright, that at ten o’clock yesterday evening little
-Jem Parsons (the cabin boy), and his friend the black terrier, came on
-deck, and sat themselves down on a gun-carriage, to read by the light of
-the moon. I looked at the boy’s book, (the terrier, I suppose, read over
-the other’s shoulder,) and found that it was “The Sorrows of Werter.” I
-asked who had lent him such a book, and whether it amused him? He said
-that it had been made a present to him, and so he had read it almost
-through, for he had got to Werter’s dying; though, to be sure, he did
-not understand it all, nor like very much what he understood; for he
-thought the man a great fool for killing himself _for love_. I told him
-I thought every man a great fool who killed himself for love or for any
-thing else: but had he no books but “The Sorrows of Werter?”--Oh dear,
-yes, he said, he had a great many more; he had got “The Adventures of
-a Louse,” which was a very curious book, indeed; and he had got besides
-“The Recess,” and “Valentine and Orson,” and “Ros-lin Castle,” and a
-book of Prayers, just like the Bible; but he could not but say that he
-liked “The Adventures of a Louse” the best of any of them.
-
-
-DECEMBER 13.
-
-We caught a dolphin, but not with the spear: he gorged a line which was
-fastened to the stern, and baited with salt pork; but being a very large
-and strong fish, his efforts to escape were so powerful, that it
-was feared that he would break the line, and a _grainse_ (as the
-dolphin-spear is technically termed) was thrown at him: he was struck,
-and three of the prongs were buried in his side; yet, with a violent
-effort, he forced them out again, and threw the lance up into the air. I
-am not much used to take pleasure in the sight of animal suffering; but
-if Pythagoras himself had been present, and “of opinion that the soul
-of his grandam might haply inhabit” this dolphin, I think he must
-still have admired the force and agility displayed in his endeavours to
-escape. Imagination can picture nothing more beautiful than the colours
-of this fish: while covered by the waves he was entirely green; and as
-the water gave him a case of transparent crystal, he really looked like
-one solid piece of living emerald; when he sprang into the air, or swam
-fatigued upon the surface, his fins alone preserved their green, and
-the rest of his body appeared to be of the brightest yellow, his scales
-shining like gold wherever they caught the sun; while the blood
-which, as long as he remained in the sea, continued to spout in great
-quantities, forced its way upwards through the water, like a wreath of
-crimson smoke, and then dispersed itself in separate globules among the
-spray. From the great loss of blood, his colours soon became paler;
-but when he was at length safely landed on deck, and beating himself to
-death against the flooring, agony renewed all the lustre of his tints:
-his fins were still green and his body golden, except his back, which
-was olive, shot with bright deep blue; his head and belly became
-silvery, and the spots with which the latter was mottled changed,
-with incessant rapidity, from deep olive to the most beautiful azure.
-Gradually his brilliant tints disappeared: they were succeeded by one
-uniform shade of slate-colour; and when he was quite dead, he exhibited
-nothing but dirty brown and dull dead white. As soon as all was over
-with him, the first thing done was to convert one of his fins into
-the resemblance of a flying fish, for the purpose of decoying other
-dolphins; and the second, to order some of the present gentleman to be
-got ready for dinner. He measured above four feet and a half.
-
-
-DECEMBER 14.
-
-At noon to-day, we found ourselves in the latitude of Jamaica. We were
-promised the sight of Antigua on Sunday next, but that is now quite out
-of the question. We made but eight miles in the whole of yesterday; and
-as Jamaica is still at the distance of eighteen hundred miles, at this
-rate of proceeding we may expect to reach it about eight months hence.
-The sky this evening presented us with quite a new phenomenon, a
-rose-coloured moon: she is to be at her full to-morrow; and this
-afternoon, about half-past four, she rose like a disk of silver,
-perfectly white and colourless; but, as she was exactly opposite to the
-sun at the time of his setting, the reflection of his rays spread a kind
-of pale blush over her orb, which produced an effect as beautiful as
-singular. Indeed, the size and inconceivable brilliance of the sun, the
-clearness of the atmosphere, which had assumed a faint greenish hue,
-and was entirely without a cloud, the smoothness of the ocean, and the
-aforesaid rose-coloured moon, altogether rendered this sunset the most
-magical in effect that I ever beheld; and it was with great reluctance
-that I was called away from admiring it, to ascertain whether the merits
-of our new acquaintance, the dolphin, extended any further than his
-skin. Part of him, which was boiled for yesterday’s dinner, was rather
-coarse and dry, and might have been mistaken for indifferent haddock.
-But his having been steeped in brine, and then broiled with a good deal
-of pepper and salt, had improved him wonderfully; and to-day I thought
-him as good as any other fish.
-
-Our wind is like Lady Townley’s separate allowance: “that little has
-been made less;” or, rather, it has dwindled away to nothing. We are now
-so absolutely becalmed, that I begin seriously to suspect all the crew
-of being Phæacians; and that at this identical moment Neptune is amusing
-himself by making the ship take root in the ocean; a trick which he
-played once before to a vessel (they say) in the days of Ulysses. I
-have got some locust plants on board in pots: if we continue to sail
-as slowly as we have done for the last week, before we reach Jamaica my
-plants will be forest trees, little Jem, the cabin-boy, will have been
-obliged to shave, and the black terrier will have died of old age long
-ago. Great numbers of porpoises were playing about to-day, and tumbling
-under the ship’s very nose. When in their gambols they allow themselves
-to be seen above the surface, they are of a dirty blackish brown, and as
-ugly as heart can wish; but in the waves they acquire a fine sea-green
-cast, and their spouting up water in the sunbeams is extremely
-ornamental.
-
-
-
-THE HELMSMAN.
-
- Hark! the bell 1 it sounds midnight!--all hail, thou new
-
- heav’n!
-
- How soft sleep the stars on their bosom of night!
-
- While o’er the full moon, as they gently are driven,
-
- Slowly floating the clouds bathe their fleeces in light.
-
- The warm feeble breeze scarcely ripples the ocean,
-
- And all seems so hush’d, all so happy to feel!
-
- So smooth glides the bark, I perceive not her motion,
-
- While low sings the sailor who watches the wheel.
-
- That sailor I’ve noted--his cheek, fresh and blooming
-
- With health, scarcely yet twenty springs can have
-
- seen;
-
- His looks they are lofty, but never presuming,
-
- His limbs strong, but light, and undaunted his mien.
-
- Frank and clear is his brow, yet a thoughtful expression,
-
- Half tender, half mournful, oft shadows his eye;
-
- And murmurs escape him, which make the confession,
-
- If not check’d by a hem, they had swell’d to a sigh.
-
- His song is not pour’d to beguile the lone hour,
-
- When in-watch on deck ’tis his duty to keep;
-
- Nor of painful reflection to weaken the power,
-
- Nor chase from his eyelids the pinions of sleep.
-
- Tis so sad...’tis so sweet... and some tones come so
-
- swelling,
-
- So right from the heart, and so pure to the ear;--
-
- That sure at this moment his thoughts must be dwelling
-
- On one who is absent, most kind and most dear.
-
- Perhaps on a mother his mind loves to linger,
-
- Whose wants to relieve, the rough seas hath he
-
- cross’d;
-
- Who kiss’d him at parting, and vow’d he could bring her
-
- No jewel so dear as the one she then lost!
-
- No, no! ’tis a sweetheart, his soul’s cherish’d treasure,
-
- Those full melting notes... hark! he breathes them
-
- again!
-
- So mournful, and yet they’re prolong’d with such plea
-
- sure........
-
- Oh, nothing but love could have prompted the strain.
-
- Yet, whate’er be the cause of thy sadness, young seaman,
-
- That the weight be soon lighten’d, I send up my vow;
-
- From the stings of remorse, I’ll be sworn, thou’rt a
-
- freeman,
-
- No guilt ever ruffled the smooth of that brow!
-
- That sigh which you breath’d sprang from pensive
-
- affection;
-
- That song, though so plaintive, sheds balm on the
-
- heart;
-
- And the pain which you feel at each fond recollection,
-
- Is worth all the pleasures that vice could impart.
-
- Oh, still may the scenes of your life, like the present,
-
- Shine bright to the eye, and speak calm to the breast;
-
- May each wave flow as gentle, each breeze play as
-
- pleasant,
-
- And warm as the clime prove the friends you love best!
-
- And may she, who now dictates that ballad so tender,
-
- Diffuse o’er your days the heart’s solace and ease,
-
- As yon lovely moon, with a gleam of mild splendour,
-
- Pure, tranquil, and bright, over-silvers the seas!
-
-
-DECEMBER 16.
-
-What little wind there is blows so perversely, that we have been obliged
-to alter our course; and instead of Antigua, we are now told that the
-Summer Islands (Shakspeare’s “still vexed Bermoothes”) are the first
-land that we must expect to see.
-
-I am greatly disappointed at finding such a scarcity of monsters; I had
-flattered myself, that as soon as we should enter the Atlantic Ocean,
-or at least the tropic, we should have seen whole shoals of sharks,
-whales, and dolphins wandering about as plenty as sheep upon the South
-Downs: instead of which, a brace of dolphins, and a few flying fish and
-porpoises, are the only inhabitants of the ocean who have as yet taken
-the trouble of paying us the common civility of a visit. However, I am
-promised, that as soon as we approach the islands, I shall have as many
-sharks as heart can wish.
-
-As I am particularly fond of proofs of conjugal attachment between
-animals (in the human species they are so universal that I set no store
-by them), an instance of that kind which the captain related to me this
-morning gave me great pleasure. While lying in Black River harbour,
-Jamaica, two sharks were frequently seen playing about the ship;
-at length the female was killed, and the desolation of the male was
-excessive:--
-
- “Che faro senz’ Eurydice?”
-
-What he did _without_ her remains a secret, but what he did _with_ her
-was clear enough; for scarce was the breath out of his Eurydice’s
-body, when he stuck his teeth in her, and began to eat her up with all
-possible expedition. Even the sailors felt their sensibility excited
-by so peculiar a mark of posthumous attachment; and to enable him to
-perform this melancholy duty the more easily, they offered to be his
-carvers, lowered their boat, and proceeded to chop his better half in
-pieces with their hatchets; while the widower opened his jaws as wide
-as possible, and gulped down pounds upon pounds of the dear departed as
-fast as they were thrown to him, with the greatest delight and all the
-avidity imaginable. I make no doubt that all the while he was eating, he
-was thoroughly persuaded that every morsel which went into his
-stomach would make its way to his heart directly! “She was perfectly
-consistent,” he said to himself; “she was excellent through life,
-and really she’s extremely good now she’s dead!” and then, “unable to
-conceal his pain,”
-
- “He sigh’d and swallow’d, and sigh’d and swallow’d,
-
- And sigh’d and swallow’d again.”
-
-I doubt, whether the annals of Hymen can produce a similar instance
-of post-obitual affection. Certainly Calderon’s “_Amor despues de la
-Muerte_” has nothing that is worthy to be compared to it; nor do I
-recollect in history any fact at all resembling it, except perhaps a
-circumstance which is recorded respecting Cambletes, King of Lydia, a
-monarch equally remarkable for his voracity and uxoriousness; and who,
-being one night completely overpowered by sleep, and at the same time
-violently tormented by hunger, eat up his queen without being conscious
-of it, and was mightily astonished, the next morning, to wake with
-her hand in his mouth, the only bit that was left of her. But then,
-Cambletes was quite unconscious what he was doing; whereas, the shark’s
-mark of attachment was evidently intentional. It may, however, be
-doubted, from the voracity with which he eat, whether his conduct on
-this occasion was not as much influenced by the sentiment of hunger as
-of love; and if he were absolutely on the point of starving, Tasso might
-have applied to this couple, with equal truth, although with somewhat a
-different meaning, what he says of his “Amanti e Sposi;”--
-
- ----“Pende
-
- D’ un fato sol e l’ una e l’ altra vita
-
-for if Madam Shark had not died first, Monsieur must have died himself
-for want of a dinner.
-
-
-DECEMBER 17. (Sunday.)
-
-On this day, from a sense of propriety no doubt, as well as from having
-nothing else to do, all the crew in the morning betook themselves to
-their studies. The carpenter was very seriously spelling a comedy;
-Edward was engaged with “The Six Princesses of Babylon;” a third was
-amusing himself with a tract “On the Management of Bees;” another had
-borrowed the cabin-boy’s “Sorrows of Werter,” and was reading it aloud
-to a large circle--some whistling--and others yawning; and Werter’s
-abrupt transitions, and exclamations, and raptures, and refinements,
-read in the same loud monotonous tone, and without the slightest respect
-paid to stops, had the oddest effect possible. “She did not look at me;
-I thought my heart would burst; the coach drove off; she looked out of
-the window; was that look meant for me? yes it was; perhaps it might be;
-do not tell me that it was not meant for me. Oh, my friend, my friend,
-am I not a fool, a madman?” (This part is rather stupid, or so, you
-see, but no matter for that; where was I? oh!) “I am now sure, Charlotte
-loves me: I prest my hand on my heart; I said ‘Klopstock;’ yes,
-Charlotte loves me; what! does Charlotte love me? oh, rapturous thought!
-my brain turns round:--Immortal powers!--how!--what!--oh, my friend, my
-friend,” &c. &c. &c. I was surprised to find that (except Edward’s Fairy
-Tale) none of them were reading works that were at all likely to amuse
-them (Smollett or Fielding, for instance), or any which might interest
-them as relating to their profession, such as voyages and travels;
-much less any which had the slightest reference to the particular day.
-However, as most of them were reading what they could not possibly
-understand, they might mistake them for books of devotion, for any
-thing they knew to the contrary; or, perhaps, they might have so much
-reverence for all books in print, as to think that, provided they did
-but read something, it was doing a good work, and it did not much matter
-what. So one of Congreve’s fine ladies swears Mrs. Mincing, the waiting
-maid, to secrecy, “upon an odd volume of Messalina’s Poems.” Sir Dudley
-North, too, informs us, (or is it his brother Roger? but I mean the
-Turkey merchant: ):--that at Constantinople the respect for printed
-books is so great, that when people are sick, they fancy that they can
-be _read_ into health again; and if the Koran should not be in the way,
-they will make a shift with a few verses of the Bible, or a chapter or
-two of the Talmud, or of any other book that comes first to hand, rather
-than not read something. I think Sir Dudley says, that he himself cured
-an old Turk of the toothache, by administering a few pages of “Ovid’s
-Metamorphoses;” and in an old receipt-book, we are directed for the
-cure of a double tertian fever, “to drink plentifully of cock-broth, and
-sleep with the Second Book of the Iliad under the pillow.” If, instead
-of sleeping with it under the pillow, the doctor had desired us to read
-the Second Book of the Iliad in order that we _might_ sleep, I should
-have had some faith in his prescription myself.
-
-
-DECEMBER 19.
-
-During these last two days nothing very extraordinary, or of sufficient
-importance to deserve its being handed down to the latest posterity, has
-occurred; except that this morning a swinging rope knocked my hat into
-the sea, and away it sailed upon a voyage of discovery, like poor La
-Perouse, to return no more, I suppose; unless, indeed,--like Polycrates,
-the fortunate tyrant of Samos, who threw his favourite ring into the
-ocean, and found it again in the stomach of the first fish that was
-served up at his table,--I should have the good luck (but I by no means
-reckon upon it) to catch a dolphin with my hat upon his head: as to a
-porpoise, he never could squeeze his great numskull into it; but our
-dolphin of last week was much about my own size, and I dare say such
-another would find my hat fit him to a miracle, and look very well in
-it.
-
-
-DECEMBER 20.
-
-The weather is so excessively close and sultry, that it would be allowed
-to be too hot to be pleasant, even by that perfect model for all future
-lords of the bedchamber, who was never known to speak a word, except
-in praise, of any thing living or dead, through the whole course of his
-life: but, at last, one day he met with an accident--he happened to die;
-and the next day he met with another accident--he happened to be damned:
-and immediately upon his arrival in the infernal regions, the Devil (who
-was determined to be as well bred as the other could be for his ears,)
-came to pay his compliments to the new-comer, and very obligingly
-expressed his concern that his lordship was not likely to feel satisfied
-with his new abode; for that he must certainly find hell very hot and
-disagreeable. “Oh, dear, no!” exclaimed the Lord of the Bedchamber, “not
-at all disagreeable, by any manner of means, Mr. Devil, upon my word
-and honour! Rather _warm_, to be sure.” In point of heat there is no
-difference between the days and the nights; or if there is any, it is
-that the nights are rather the hottest of the two. The lightning is
-incessant, and it does not show itself forked or in flashes, but in wide
-sheets of mild blue light, which spread themselves at once over the
-sky and sea; and, for the moment which they last, make all the objects
-around as distinct as in daylight. The moon now does not rise till near
-ten o’clock, and during her absence the size and brilliancy of the stars
-are admirable. In England they always seemed to me (to borrow a phrase
-of Shakspeare’s, which, in truth, is not worth borrowing,) to “peep
-through the blanket of the dark;” but here the heavens appear to be
-studded with them on the outside, as if they were chased with so many
-jewels: it is really Milton’s “firmament of living sapphires;” and what
-with the lightning, the stars, and the quantity of floating lights which
-just gleamed round the ship every moment, and then were gone again,
-to-night the sky had an effect so beautiful, that when at length the
-moon thought proper to show her great red drunken face, I thought that
-we did much better without her.
-
-The above-mentioned floating lights are a kind of sea-meteors, which, as
-I am told, are produced by the concussion of the waves, while eddying in
-whirlpools round the rudder; but still I saw them rise sometimes at so
-great a distance from the ship, and there appeared to be something so
-like _Will_ in the direction of their course,--sometimes hurrying
-on, sometimes gliding along quite slowly; now stopping and remaining
-motionless for a minute or two, and then hurrying on again,--that I
-could not be convinced of their not being Medusæ, or some species
-or other of phosphoric animal: but whatever be the cause of this
-appearance, the effect is singularly beautiful. As to air, we have not
-enough to bless ourselves with. I had been led to believe, that when
-once we should have fallen in with the trade winds, from that moment
-we should sail into our destined port as rapidly and as directly as
-Truffaldino travels in Gozzi’s farce; when, having occasion to go from
-Asia to Europe, and being very much pressed for time, he persuades a
-conjuror of his acquaintance to lend him a devil, with a great pair of
-bellows, the nozzle of which being directed right against his stern,
-away goes the traveller before the stream of wind, with the devil after
-him, and the infernal bellows never cease from working till they have
-blown him out of one quarter of the globe into another: but our trade
-winds must “hide their diminished heads” before Truffaldino’s bellows.
-It seems that like the Moors, “in Africa the torrid,” they are “of
-temper somewhat mulish;” for, although, to be sure, when they _do_ blow,
-they will only blow in one certain direction, yet very often they will
-not blow at all; which has been our case for the last week: indeed, they
-seem to be but a queerish kind of a concern at best. About three years
-ago a fleet of merchantmen was becalmed near St. Vincent’s: in a few
-days after their arrival, there happened a violent eruption of a volcano
-in that island, nor was it long before a favourable breeze sprang up.
-Unluckily, one of the ships had anchored rather nearer to the shore than
-the others, and was at the distance of about one hundred and fifty yards
-from the stream of the trade wind; nor could any possible efforts of
-the crew, by tacking, by towing, or otherwise, ever enable the vessel
-to conquer that one hundred and fifty yards: there she remained, as
-completely becalmed as if there were not such a thing as a breath of
-wind in the universe; and on the one hand she had the mortification to
-see the rest of the merchantmen, with their convoy (for it was in the
-very heat of the war), sail away with all their canvass spread and
-swelling; while, on the other hand, the sailors had the comfortable
-possibility of being suffocated every moment by the clouds of ashes
-which continued to fall on their deck every moment, from the burning
-volcano, although they were not nearer to St. Vincent’s than eight or
-nine miles; indeed that distance went for nothing, as ashes fell upon
-vessels that were out at sea at least five hundred miles; and Barbadoes
-being to windward of the volcano, such immense quantities of its
-contents were carried to that island as almost covered the fields; and
-destroying vegetation completely wherever they fell, did inconceivable
-damage, while that which St. Vincent’s itself experienced was but
-trifling in proportion.
-
-Our captain is quite out of patience with the tortoise pace of our
-progress; for my part I care very little about it. Whether we have
-sailed slowly or rapidly, when a day is once over, I am just as much
-nearer advanced towards April, the time fixed for my return to England;
-and, what is of much more consequence, whether we have sailed slowly
-or rapidly, when a day is once over, I am just as much nearer advanced
-towards “that bourne,” to reach which, peaceably and harmlessly, is
-the only business of life, and towards which the whole of our existence
-forms but one continued journey.
-
-
-DECEMBER 21.
-
-We succeeded in catching another dolphin today; but he had not a hat on;
-however, I just asked him whether he happened to have seen mine, but to
-little purpose; for I found that he could tell me nothing at all about
-it; so, instead of bothering the poor animal with any more questions, we
-eat him.
-
-
-DECEMBER 22.
-
-About three years ago the Captain had the ill luck to be captured by a
-French frigate. As she had already made prizes of two other merchantmen,
-it was determined to sink his ship; which, after removing the crew and
-every thing in her that was valuable, was effected by firing her own
-guns down the hatchways. It was near three hours before she filled, then
-down she went with a single plunge, head foremost, with all her sails
-set and colours flying. This display of the ship’s magnificence in her
-last moments reminded me of Mary Queen of Scots, arraying herself in her
-richest robes that she might go to the scaffold. If Yorick had fallen
-in with this anecdote in the course of his journey, the situation of the
-Captain, standing on the enemy’s deck, and seeing his “brave vessel”
- in full and gallant trim, possessing all the abilities for a long
-existence, yet abandoned by every one, and sinking from the effect of
-her own shot, might have furnished him with a companion for his old
-commercial Marquis, lamenting over the rust of his newly recovered
-sword.
-
-
-DECEMBER 23.
-
-
-THE DOLPHIN.
-
- Does then the insatiate sea relent?
-
- And hath he back those treasures sent,
-
- His stormy rage devoured?
-
- All starred with gems the billows bound,
-
- And emeralds, jacinths, sapphires round
-
- The bark in spray are showered.
-
- No, no!’t is there the Dolphin plays;
-
- His scales, enriched with sunny rays,
-
- Celestial tints unfold;
-
- And as he darts, the waters blue
-
- Are streaked with gleams of many a hue,
-
- Green, orange, purple, gold!
-
- And brighter still will shine your skin,
-
- Poor fish, more dazzling play each fin,
-
- On deck when dying cast;
-
- Like good men, who, expiring, bless
-
- The Power that calls them, all confess
-
- Your brightest hour your last.
-
- And now the Spearman watchful stands!
-
- The five-pronged grainse, which arms his hands,
-
- Your scales is doomed to gore;
-
- The lead will sink, and soon on high,
-
- Borne from the deep, perforce you’ll fly,
-
- Nor e’er regain it more.
-
- Weep, Beauty, weep! those vivid dyes,
-
- Those splendours, but the harpooner’s eyes
-
- To strike his victim call!
-
- Ambition, mark the Dolphin’s close--
-
- To dangerous heights he only rose
-
- To find the heavier fall!
-
- Mark, too, ye witty, rich, and gay,
-
- How quick those sportive fins could play,
-
- How gay, how rich was he!
-
- He moves no more--he’s cold to touch--
-
- He’s dull--dark--dead! The Dolphin’s such,
-
- And such we all must be!
-
-There is a technical fault in the above lines: the grainse, or
-dolphin-spear, has five barbs; but the _harpooner_ never uses a lance
-with more than a single point. However, the word was so agreeable to my
-ear, that I could not find in my heart to leave it out.
-
-
-DECEMBER 24. (Sunday.)
-
-At length we have crawled into the Caribbean Sea. I was told that we
-were not to expect to see land to-day; but on shipboard our not seeing
-a thing _to-day_ by no means implies that we shall not see it before
-_to-morrow_; for the nautical day is supposed to conclude at noon,
-when the solar observation is taken; and, therefore, the making land
-_to-day_, or not, very often depends upon our making it before twelve
-o’clock, or after it. This was the case in the present instance; for
-noon was scarcely passed when we saw Descada (a small island totally
-unprovided with water, and whose only produce consists in a little
-cotton), Guadaloupe, and Marie Galante, though the latter was at so
-great a distance as to be scarcely visible. At sunset Antigua was in
-sight.
-
-
-DECEMBER 25.
-
-The sun rose upon Montserrat and Nevis, with the _Rodondo_ rock between
-them, “apricis natio gratissima mergis,--” for it is perpetually covered
-with innumerable flocks of gulls, boobies, pelicans, and other sea
-birds. Then came St. Christopher’s and St. Eustatia; and in the course
-of the afternoon we passed over the _Aves_ bank, a collection of sand,
-rock, and mud, extending about two hundred miles, and terminated at each
-end by a small island: one of them inhabited by a few fishermen, the
-other only by sea birds. Of all the Atlantic isles the soil of St.
-Christopher’s is by some supposed to be the richest, the land frequently
-producing three hogsheads an acre. I rather think that this was the
-first island discovered by Columbus, and that it took its name from
-his patron-saint. Montserrat is so rocky, and the roads so steep and
-difficult, that the sugar is obliged to be brought down in bags upon
-the backs of mules, and not put into casks, till its arrival on the sea
-shore.
-
-The weather is now quite delicious; there is just wind enough to send
-us forward and keep the air cool: the sun is brilliant without being
-overpowering; the swell of the waves is scarcely perceptible; and the
-ship moves along so steadily, that the deck affords almost as firm
-footing as if we were walking on land. One would think that Belinda had
-been smiling on the Caribbean Sea, as she once before did on the Thames,
-and had “made all the world look gay.” During the night we passed Santa
-Cruz, an island which, from the perfection to which its cultivation has
-been carried, is called “the Garden of the West Indies.”
-
-
-DECEMBER 28.
-
-Having left Porto Rico behind us, at noon today we passed the insulated
-rock of Alcavella, lying about six miles from St. Domingo, which is now
-in sight. As this part of the Caribbean Sea is much infested by pirates
-from the Caraccas, all our muskets have been put in repair, and to-day
-the guns were loaded, of which we mount eight; but as one of them,
-during the last voyage, went overboard in a gale of wind, its place
-has been supplied by a _Quaker_, i. e. a sham gun of wood, so called,
-I suppose, because it would not fight if it were called upon. These
-pirate-vessels are small schooners, armed with a single twenty-four
-pounder, which moves upon a swivel, and their crew is composed of
-negroes and outlaws of all nations, their numbers generally running from
-one hundred to one hundred and fifty men. To-day, for the first time,
-I saw some flying fish: we have also been visited by several men-of-war
-birds and tropic birds; the latter is a species of gull, perfectly
-white, and distinguished by a single very long feather in its tail: its
-nautical name is “the boatswain.”
-
-As we sail along, the air is absolutely loaded with “Sabean odours
-from the spicy shores” of St. Domingo, which we were still coasting at
-sunset.
-
-
-DECEMBER 30.
-
-At day-break Jamaica was in sight, or rather it would have been in
-sight, only that we could not see it. The weather was so gloomy, and the
-wind and rain were so violent, that we might have said to the Captain,
-as one of the two Punches who went into the ark is reported to have said
-to the patriarch, during the deluge, “Hazy weather, Master Noah.”--I
-remember my good friend, Walter Scott, asserts, that at the death of a
-poet the groans and tears of his heroes and heroines swell the blast and
-increase the river; perhaps something of the same kind takes place at
-the arrival of a West India proprietor from Europe, and all this rain
-and wind proceed from the eyes and lungs of my agents and overseers,
-who, for the last twenty years, have been reigning in my dominions with
-despotic authority; but now
-
- “Whose groans in roaring winds complain,
-
- Whose tears of rage impel the rain;”
-
-because, on the approach of the sovereign himself, they must evacuate
-the palace, and resign the deputed sceptre. “Hinc illæ lachrymæ!” this
-is the cause of our being soaked to the skin this morning. However,
-about noon the weather cleared up, and allowed us to verify, with our
-own eyes, that we had reached “the Land of Springs,” without having been
-invited by any Piccaroon vessel to “walk the plank” instead of the deck;
-which is a compliment very generally paid by those gentry, after they
-have taken the trouble of laying a plank over the side of a captured
-ship, in order that the passengers and the crew may walk overboard
-without any inconvenience.
-
-We arrived at the east end of the island, passed Pedro Point and
-Starvegut Bay, and arrived before Black River Bay (our destined harbour)
-soon after two o’clock; but here we were obliged to come to a stand
-still: the channel is very dangerous, extremely narrow, and full of
-sunken rocks; so that it can only be entered by a vessel drawing so
-much water as ours with a particular wind, and when there is not any
-apprehension of a sudden squall. We were, therefore, obliged to drop
-anchor, and are now riding within a couple of miles of the shore, but
-with as utter an incapability of reaching it as if we were still
-at Gravesend. The north side of the island is said to be extremely
-beautiful and romantic; but the south, which we coasted to-day, is low,
-barren, and without any recommendation whatever. As yet I can only look
-at Jamaica as one does on a man who comes to pay money, and whom we are
-extremely well pleased to see, however little the fellow’s appearance
-may be in his favour.
-
-We passed the whole of the day in vain endeavours to work ourselves
-into the bay. At one time, indeed, we got very near the shore, but the
-consequence was, that we were within an ace of striking upon a rock,
-and very much obliged to a sudden gust of wind, which, blowing right off
-shore, blew us out of the channel, and left us at night in a much more
-perilous situation than we had occupied the evening before, though even
-that had been by no means secure. At three o’clock, the other passengers
-went on shore in the jolly-boat, and proceeded to their destination;
-but as I was still more than thirty miles distant from my estate, I
-preferred waiting on board till the Captain should have moored his
-vessel in safety, and be at liberty to take me in his pinnace to
-Savannah la Mar, when I should find myself within a few miles of my own
-house.
-
-In the course of the afternoon, one of the sailors took up a fish of a
-very singular shape and most brilliant colours, as it floated along upon
-the water. It seemed to be gasping, and lay with its belly upwards;
-it was supposed to have eaten something poisonous, as whenever it was
-touched it appeared to be full of life, and squirted the water in our
-faces with great spirit and dexterity. But no sooner was he suffered
-to remain quiet in the tub, than he turned upon his back and again was
-gasping. He had a large round transparent globule, intersected with red
-veins, under the belly, which some imagined to proceed from a rupture,
-and to be the occasion of his disease. But I could not discover any
-vestige of a wound; and the globule was quite solid to the touch;
-neither did the fish appear to be sensible when it was pressed upon. No
-one on board had ever seen this kind of fish till then; its name is the
-“Doctor Fish.”
-
-A black pilot came on board yesterday, in a canoe hollowed out of the
-cotton-tree; and when it returned for him this morning, it brought us a
-water-melon. I never met with a worse article in my life; the pulp is of
-a faint greenish yellow, stained here and there with spots of moist red,
-so that it looks exactly as if the servant in slicing it had cut his
-finger, and suffered it to bleed over the fruit. Then the seeds, being
-of a dark purple, present the happiest imitation of drops of clotted
-gore; and altogether (prejudiced as I was by its appearance), when I had
-put a single bit into my mouth, it had such a kind of Shylocky taste of
-raw flesh about it (not that I recollect having ever eaten a bit of raw
-flesh itself), that I sent away my plate, and was perfectly satisfied as
-to the merits of the fruit.
-
-
-
-
-1816.--JANUARY 1.
-
-At length the ship has squeezed herself into this champagne bottle of
-a bay! Perhaps, the satisfaction attendant upon our having overcome
-the difficulty, added something to the illusion of its effect; but the
-beauty of the atmosphere, the dark purple mountains, the shores covered
-with mangroves of the liveliest green down to the very edge of the
-water, and the light-coloured houses with their lattices and piazzas
-completely embowered in trees, altogether made the scenery of the Bay
-wear a very picturesque appearance. And, to complete the charm,
-the sudden sounds of the drum and banjee, called our attention to a
-procession of the John-Canoe, which was proceeding to celebrate the
-opening of the new year at the town of Black River. The John-Canoe is a
-Merry-Andrew dressed in a striped doublet, and bearing upon his head a
-kind of pasteboard house-boat, filled with puppets, representing, some
-sailors, others soldiers, others again slaves at work on a plantation,
-&c. The negroes are allowed three days for holidays at Christmas, and
-also New-year’s day, which being the last is always reckoned by them as
-the festival of the greatest importance. It is for this day that they
-reserve their finest dresses, and lay their schemes for displaying their
-show and expense to the greatest advantage; and it is then that the
-John-Canoe is considered not merely as a person of material consequence,
-but one whose presence is absolutely indispensable. Nothing could
-look more gay than the procession which we now saw with its train of
-attendants, all dressed in white, and marching two by two (except when
-the file was broken here and there by a single horseman), and its band
-of negro music, and its scarlet flags fluttering about in the breeze,
-now disappearing behind a projecting clump of mangrove trees, and then
-again emerging into an open part of the road, as it wound along the
-shore towards the town of Black River.
-
- ----“Magno telluris amore
-
- Egressi optatâ Troes potiuntur arena.”
-
-I had determined not to go on shore, till I should land for good and
-all at Savannah la Mar. But although I could resist the “telluris
-amor,” there was no resisting John-Canoe; so, in defiance of a broiling
-afternoon’s sun, about four o’clock we left the vessel for the town.
-
-It was, as I understand, formerly one of some magnitude; but it now
-consists only of a few houses, owing to a spark from a tobacco-pipe or
-a candle having lodged upon a mosquito-net during dry weather; and
-although the conflagration took place at mid-day, the whole town was
-reduced to ashes. The few streets--(I believe there were not above two,
-but those were wide and regular, and the houses looked very neat)--were
-now crowded with people, and it seemed to be allowed, upon all hands,
-that New-year’s day had never been celebrated there with more expense
-and festivity.
-
-It seems that, many years ago, an Admiral of the Red was superseded on
-the Jamaica station by an Admiral of the Blue; and both of them gave
-balls at Kingston to the “_Brown Girls;”_ for the fair sex elsewhere are
-called the “Brown Girls” in Jamaica. In consequence of these balls, all
-Kingston was divided into parties: from thence the division spread into
-other districts: and ever since, the whole island, at Christmas, is
-separated into the rival factions of the Blues and the Reds (the Red
-representing also the English, the Blue the Scotch), who contend
-for setting forth their processions with the greatest taste and
-magnificence. This year, several gentlemen in the neighbourhood of Black
-River had subscribed very largely towards the expenses of the show;
-and certainly it produced the gayest and most amusing scene that I ever
-witnessed, to which the mutual jealousy and pique of the two parties
-against each other contributed in no slight degree. The champions of
-the rival Roses,--the Guelphs and the Ghibellines,--none of them could
-exceed the scornful animosity and spirit of depreciation with which the
-Blues and the Reds of Black River examined the efforts at display of
-each other. The Blues had the advantage beyond a doubt; this a Red
-girl told us that she could not deny; but still, “though the Reds were
-beaten, she would not be a Blue girl for the whole universe!” On the
-other hand, Miss Edwards (the mistress of the hotel from whose window we
-saw the show), was rank Blue to the very tips of her fingers, and had,
-indeed, contributed one of her female slaves to sustain a very important
-character in the show; for when the Blue procession was ready to set
-forward, there was evidently a hitch, something was wanting; and there
-seemed to be no possibility of getting on without it--when suddenly we
-saw a tall woman dressed in mourning (being Miss Edwards herself) rush
-out of our hotel, dragging along by the hand a strange uncouth kind of
-a glittering tawdry figure, all feathers, and pitchfork, and painted
-pasteboard, who moved most reluctantly, and turned out to be no less a
-personage than Britannia herself, with a pasteboard shield covered with
-the arms of Great Britain, a trident in her hand, and a helmet made
-of pale blue silk and silver. The poor girl, it seems, was bashful at
-appearing in this conspicuous manner before so many spectators, and hung
-back when it came to the point. But her mistress had seized hold of her,
-and placed her by main force in her destined position. The music struck
-up; Miss Edwards gave the Goddess a great push forwards; the drumsticks
-and the elbows of the fiddlers attacked her in the rear; and on went
-Britannia willy-nilly!
-
-The Blue girls called themselves “the Blue girls of Waterloo.”
- Their motto was the more patriotic; that of the Red was the more
-gallant:--“Britannia rules the day!” streamed upon the Blue flag;
-“Red girls for ever!” floated upon the Red. But, in point of taste and
-invention, the former carried it hollow. First marched Britannia; then
-came a band of music; then the flag; then the Blue King and Queen--the
-Queen splendidly dressed in white and silver (in scorn of the opposite
-party, her train was borne by a little girl in red); his Majesty wore
-a full British Admiral’s uniform, with a white satin sash, and a huge
-cocked hat with a gilt paper crown upon the top of it. These were
-immediately followed by “Nelson’s car,” being a kind of canoe decorated
-with blue and silver drapery, and with “Trafalgar” written on the front
-of it; and the procession was closed by a long train of Blue grandees
-(the women dressed in uniforms of white, with robes of blue muslin),
-all Princes and Princesses, Dukes and Duchesses, every mother’s child of
-them.
-
-The Red girls were also dressed very gaily and prettily, but they had
-nothing in point of invention that could vie with Nelson’s Car and
-Britannia; and when the Red throne made its appearance, language cannot
-express the contempt with which our landlady eyed it. “It was neither
-one thing nor t’other,” Miss Edwards was of opinion. “Merely a few yards
-of calico stretched over some planks--and look, look, only look at it
-behind! you may see the bare boards! By way of a throne, indeed! Well,
-to be sure, Miss Edwards never saw a poorer thing in her life, that she
-must say!” And then she told me, that somebody had just snatched at a
-medal which Britannia wore round her neck, and had endeavoured to force
-it away. I asked her who had done so? “Oh, one of the Red party, _of
-course!_” The Red party was evidently Miss Edwards’s Mrs. Grundy.
-John-Canoe made no part of the procession; but he and his rival,
-John-Crayfish (a personage of whom I heard, but could not obtain a
-sight), seemed to act upon quite an independent interest, and go about
-from house to house, tumbling and playing antics to pick up money for
-themselves.
-
-A play was now proposed to us, and, of course, accepted. Three men and
-a girl accordingly made their appearance; the men dressed like the
-tumblers at Astley’s, the lady very tastefully in white and silver,
-and all with their faces concealed by masks of thin blue silk; and they
-proceeded to perform the quarrel between Douglas and Glenalvon, and the
-fourth act of “The Fair Penitent.” They were all quite perfect, and had
-no need of a prompter. As to Lothario, he was by far the most comical
-dog that I ever saw in my life, and his dying scene exceeded all
-description; Mr. Coates himself might have taken hints from him! As
-soon as Lothario was fairly dead, and Calista had made her exit in
-distraction, they all began dancing reels like so many mad people, till
-they were obliged to make way for the Waterloo procession, who came to
-collect money for the next year’s festival; one of them singing,
-another dancing to the tune, while she presented her money-box to the
-spectators, and the rest of the Blue girls filling up the chorus. I
-cannot say much in praise of the black Catalani; but nothing could be
-more light, and playful, and graceful, than the extempore movements of
-the dancing girl. Indeed, through the whole day, I had been struck with
-the precision of their march, the ease and grace of their action, the
-elasticity of their step, and the lofty air with which they carried
-their heads--all, indeed, except poor Britannia, who hung down hers in
-the most ungoddess-like manner imaginable. The first song was the old
-Scotch air of “Logie of Buchan,” of which the girl sang one single
-stanza forty times over. But the second was in praise of the Hero of
-Heroes; so I gave the songstress a dollar to teach it to me, and drink
-the Duke’s health. It was not easy to make out what she said, but as
-well as I could understand them, the words ran as follows:--
-
- “Come, rise up, our gentry,
-
- And hear about Waterloo;
-
- Ladies, take your spy-glass,
-
- And attend to what we do;
-
- For one and one makes two,
-
- But one alone must be.
-
- Then singee, singee Waterloo,
-
- None so brave as he!”
-
---and then there came something about green and white flowers, and a
-Duchess, and a lily-white Pig, and going on board of a dashing man of
-war; but what they all had to do with the Duke, or with each other, I
-could not make even a guess. I was going to ask for an explanation, but
-suddenly half of them gave a shout loud enough “to fright the realms of
-Chaos and old Night,” and away they flew, singers, dancers, and all. The
-cause of this was the sudden illumination of the town with quantities of
-large chandeliers and bushes, the branches of which were stuck all over
-with great blazing torches: the effect was really beautiful, and the
-excessive rapture of the black multitude at the spectacle was as well
-worth the witnessing as the sight itself.
-
-I never saw so many people who appeared to be so unaffectedly happy.
-In England, at fairs and races, half the visiters at least seem to have
-been only brought there for the sake of traffic, and to be too busy to
-be amused; but here nothing was thought of but real pleasure; and that
-pleasure seemed to consist in singing, dancing, and laughing, in seeing
-and being seen, in showing their own fine clothes, or in admiring those
-of others. There were no people selling or buying; no servants and
-landladies bustling and passing about; and at eight o’clock, as we
-passed through the market-place, where was the greatest illumination,
-and which, of course, was most thronged, I did not see a single person
-drunk, nor had I observed a single quarrel through the course of the
-day; except, indeed, when some thoughtless fellow crossed the line of
-the procession, and received by the way a good box of the ear from the
-Queen or one of her attendant Duchesses. Every body made the same remark
-to me; “Well, sir, what do you think Mr. Wilberforce would think of the
-state of the negroes, if he could see this scene?” and certainly, to
-judge by this one specimen, of all beings that I have yet seen,
-these were the happiest. As we were passing to our boat, through the
-market-place, suddenly we saw Miss Edwards dart out of the crowd, and
-seize the Captain’s arm--“Captain! Captain!” cried she, “for the love of
-Heaven, only look at the _Red_ lights! Old iron hoops, nothing but old
-iron hoops, I declare! Well! for my part!” and then, with a contemptuous
-toss of her head, away frisked Miss Edwards triumphantly.
-
-
-JANUARY 2.
-
-The St. Elizabeth, which sailed from England at the same time with our
-vessel, was attacked by a pirate from Carthagena, near the rocks of
-Alcavella, who attempted three times to board her, though he was at
-length beaten off so that our Piccaroon preparations were by no means
-taken without foundation.
-
-At four o’clock this morning I embarked in the cutter for Savannah
-la Mar, lighted by the most beautiful of all possible morning stars:
-certainly, if this star be really Lucifer, that “Son of the
-Morning,” the Devil must be “an extremely pretty fellow.” But in spite
-of the fineness of the morning, our passage was a most disagreeable
-concern: there was a violent swell in the sea; and a strong north wind,
-though it carried us forward with great rapidity, overwhelmed us with
-whole sheets of foam so incessantly, that I expected, as soon as the sun
-should have evaporated the moisture, to see the boat’s crew covered with
-salt, and looking like so many Lot’s wives after her metamorphosis.
-
-The distance was about thirty miles, and soon after nine o’clock
-we reached Savannah la Mar, where I found my trustee, and a whole
-cavalcade, waiting to conduct me to my own estate; for he had brought
-with him a curricle and pair for myself a gig for my servant, two black
-boys upon mules, and a cart with eight oxen to convey my baggage. The
-road was excellent, and we had not above five miles to travel; and as
-soon as the carriage entered my gates, the uproar and confusion which
-ensued sets all description at defiance. The works were instantly all
-abandoned; every thing that had life came flocking to the house from all
-quarters; and not only the men, and the women, and the children, but,
-“by a bland assimilation,” the hogs, and the dogs, and the geese, and
-the fowls, and the turkeys, all came hurrying along by instinct, to see
-what could possibly be the matter, and seemed to be afraid of arriving
-too late. Whether the pleasure of the negroes was sincere may be
-doubted; but certainly it was the loudest that I ever witnessed: they
-all talked together, sang, danced, shouted, and, in the violence of
-their gesticulations, tumbled over each other, and rolled about upon
-the ground. Twenty voices at once enquired after uncles, and aunts, and
-grandfathers, and great-grandmothers of mine, who had been buried long
-before I was in existence, and whom, I verily believe, most of them only
-knew by tradition. One woman held up her little naked black child to me,
-grinning from ear to ear;--“Look, Massa, look here! him nice lilly neger
-for Massa!” Another complained,--“So long since none come see we, Massa;
-good Massa, come at last.” As for the old people, they were all in one
-and the same story: now they had lived once to see Massa, they were
-ready for dying to-morrow, “them no care.”
-
-The shouts, the gaiety, the wild laughter, their strange and sudden
-bursts of singing and dancing, and several old women, wrapped up
-in large cloaks, their heads bound round with different-coloured
-handkerchiefs, leaning on a staff, and standing motionless in the middle
-of the hubbub, with their eyes fixed upon the portico which I occupied,
-formed an exact counterpart of the festivity of the witches in Macbeth.
-Nothing could be more odd or more novel than the whole scene; and yet
-there was something in it by which I could not help being affected;
-perhaps it was the consciousness that all these human beings were my
-_slaves_;--to be sure, I never saw people look more happy in my life;
-and I believe their condition to be much more comfortable than that of
-the labourers of Great Britain; and, after all, slavery, in _their_
-case, is but another name for servitude, now that no more negroes can be
-forcibly carried away from Africa, and subjected to the horrors of the
-voyage, and of the seasoning after their arrival: but still I had
-already experienced, in the morning, that Juliet was wrong in saying
-“What’s in a name?” For soon after my reaching the lodging-house at
-Savannah la Mar, a remarkably cleanlooking negro lad presented himself
-with some water and a towel: I concluded him to belong to the inn; and,
-on my returning the towel, as he found that I took no notice of him, he
-at length ventured to introduce himself, by saying,--“Massa not know me;
-_me your slave!_”--and really the sound made me feel a pang at the
-heart. The lad appeared all gaiety and good humour, and his whole
-countenance expressed anxiety to recommend himself to my notice; but the
-word “slave” seemed to imply, that, although he did feel pleasure then
-in serving me, if he had detested me he must have served me still. I
-really felt quite humiliated at the moment, and was tempted to tell
-him,--“Do not say that again; say that you are my negro, but do not call
-yourself my slave.”
-
-Altogether, they shouted and sang me into a violent headach. It is now
-one in the morning, and I hear them still shouting and singing. I gave
-them a holiday for Saturday next, and told them that I had brought
-them all presents from England; and so, I believe, we parted very good
-friends.
-
-
-JANUARY 3.
-
-I have reached Jamaica in the best season for seeing my property in a
-favourable point of view; it is crop time, when all the laborious work
-is over, and the negroes are the most healthy and merry. This morning I
-went to visit the hospital, and found there only eight patients out of
-three hundred negroes, and not one of them a serious case. Yesterday I
-had observed a remarkably handsome Creole girl, called Psyche, and she
-really deserved the name. This morning a little brown girl made her
-appearance at breakfast, with an orange bough, to flap away the flies,
-and, on enquiry, she proved to be an emanation of the aforesaid Psyche.
-It is evident, therefore, that Psyche has already visited the palace of
-Cupid; I heartily hope that she is not now upon her road to the infernal
-regions: but, as the ancients had two Cupids, one divine and the other
-sensual, so am I in possession of two Psyches; and on visiting the
-hospital, _there_ was poor Psyche the second. Probably this was the
-Psyche of the sensual Cupid.
-
-I passed the morning in driving about the estate: my house is frightful
-to look at, but very clean and comfortable on the inside; some of the
-scenery is very picturesque, from the lively green of the trees and
-shrubs, and the hermitage-like appearance of the negro buildings, all
-situated in little gardens, and embosomed in sweet-smelling shrubberies.
-Indeed, every thing appears much better than I expected; the negroes
-seem healthy and contented, and so perfectly at their ease, that our
-English squires would be mightily astonished at being accosted so
-familiarly by their farmers. This delightful north wind keeps the air
-temperate and agreeable. I live upon shaddocks and pine-apples. The
-dreaded mosquitoes are not worse than gnats, nor as bad as the Sussex
-harvest-bugs; and, as yet, I never felt myself in more perfect
-health. There was a man once, who fell from the top of a steeple; and,
-perceiving no inconvenience in his passage through the air,--“Come,”
- said he to himself, while in the act of falling, “really this is well
-enough yet if it would but last.” Cubina, my young Savannah la Mar
-acquaintance, is appointed my black attendant; and as I had desired him
-to bring me any native flowers of Jamaica, this evening he brought me a
-very pretty one; the negroes, he said, called it “John-to-Heal,” but
-in white language it was _hoccoco-pickang_; it proved to be the wild
-Ipecacuanha.
-
-
-JANUARY 4.
-
-There were three things against which I was particularly cautioned, and
-which three things I was determined _not_ to do: to take exercise after
-ten in the day; to be exposed to the dews after sun-down; and to sleep
-at a Jamaica lodging-house. So, yesterday, I set off for Montego Bay at
-eight o’clock in the morning, and travelled till three; walked home from
-a ball after midnight; and that home was a lodging-house at Montego
-Bay; but the lodging-house was such a cool clean lodging-house, and the
-landlady was such an obliging smiling landlady, with the whitest of
-all possible teeth, and the blackest of all possible eyes, that no harm
-could happen to me from occupying an apartment which had been prepared
-by _her_. She was called out of her bed to make my room ready for me;
-yet she did every thing with so much good-will and cordiality; no quick
-answers, no mutterings: inns would be bowers of Paradise, if they were
-all rented by mulatto landladies, like Judy James.
-
-I was much pleased with the scenery of Montego Bay, and with the
-neatness and cleanliness of the town; indeed, what with the sea washing
-it, and the picturesque aspect of the piazzas and verandas, it is
-impossible for a West Indian town so situated, and in such a climate,
-not to present an agreeable appearance. But the first part of the road
-exceeds in beauty all that I have ever seen: it wound through mountain
-lands of my own, their summits of the boldest, and at the same time
-of the most beautiful shapes; their sides ornamented with bright green
-woods of bamboo, logwood, prickly-yellow, broad-leaf, and trumpet trees;
-and so completely covered with the most lively verdure, that once,
-when we found a piece of barren rock, Cubina pointed it out to me as a
-curiosity;--“Look, massa, rock quite naked!” The cotton-tree presented
-itself on all sides; but as this is the season for its shedding its
-leaves, its wide-spreading bare white arms contributed nothing to the
-beauty of the scene, except where the wild fig and various creeping
-plants had completely mantled the stems and branches; and then its
-gigantic height, and the fantastic wreathings of its limbs, from which
-numberless green withes and strings of wild flowers were streaming,
-rendered it exactly the very tree for which a landscape-painter
-would have wished. The air, too, was delicious; the fragrance of the
-Sweet-wood, and of several other scented trees, but above all, of the
-delicious Logwood (of which most of the fences in Westmoreland are made)
-composed an atmosphere, such, that if Satan, after promising them “a
-buxom air, embalmed with odours,” had transported Sin and Death thither,
-the charming couple must have acknowledged their papa’s promises
-fulfilled.
-
-We travelled these first ten miles (Montego Bay being about thirty from
-my estate of Cornwall) without seeing a human creature, nor, indeed, any
-thing that had life in it, except a black snake basking in the sunshine,
-and a few John Crows----a species of vulture, whose utility is so great
-that its destruction is prohibited by law under a heavy penalty. In a
-country where putrefaction is so rapid, it is of infinite consequence to
-preserve an animal which, if a bullock or horse falls dead in the field,
-immediately flies to the carcass before it has time to corrupt, and
-gobbles it up before you can say “John Crow,” much less Jack Robinson.
-The bite of the black snake is slightly venomous, but that is all; as
-to the great yellow one, it is perfectly innoxious, and so timid that it
-always runs away from you. The only dangerous species of serpent is the
-Whip-snake, so called from its exactly resembling the lash of a whip, in
-length, thinness, pliability, and whiteness; but even the bite of this
-is not mortal, except from very great neglect. The most beautiful tree,
-or, rather, group of trees, all to nothing, is the Bamboo, both from its
-verdure and from its elegance of form: as to the Cotton tree, it
-answers no purpose, either of ornament or utility; or, rather, it is not
-suffered to answer any, since it is forbidden by law to export its down,
-lest it should hurt the fur trade in the manufacture of hats: its only
-present use is to furnish the negroes with canoes, which are hollowed
-out of its immense trunks. I am as yet so much enchanted with the
-country, that it would require no very strong additional inducements to
-make me establish myself here altogether; and in that case my first care
-would be to build for myself a cottage among these mountains, in which I
-might pass the sultry months,
-
- “E bruna-si; ma il bruno il bel non toglie.”
-
-
-JANUARY 5.
-
-As I was returning; this morning; from Montego Bay, about a mile from my
-own estate, a figure presented itself before me, I really think the
-most picturesque that I ever beheld: it was a mulatto girl, born upon
-Cornwall, but whom the overseer of a neighbouring estate had obtained
-my permission to exchange for another slave, as well as two little
-children, whom she had borne to him; but, as yet, he has been unable
-to procure a substitute, owing to the difficulty of purchasing single
-negroes, and Mary Wiggins is still my slave. However, as she is
-considered as being manumitted, she had not dared to present herself
-at Cornwall on my arrival, lest she should have been considered as an
-intruder; but she now threw herself in my way to tell me how glad she
-was to see me, for that she had always thought till now (which is the
-general complaint) that “_she had no massa_” and also to obtain a regular
-invitation to my negro festival tomorrow. By this universal complaint,
-it appears that, while Mr. Wilberforce is lamenting their hard fate in
-being subject to a master, _their_ greatest fear is the not having a
-master whom they know; and that to be told by the negroes of another
-estate that “they belong to no massa,” is one of the most contemptuous
-reproaches that can be cast upon them. Poor creatures, when they
-happened to hear on Wednesday evening that my carriage was ordered for
-Montego Bay the next morning, they fancied that I was going away for
-good and all, and came up to the house in such a hubbub, that my agent
-was obliged to speak to them, and pacify them with the assurance that I
-should come back on Friday without fail.
-
-But to return to Mary Wiggins: she was much too pretty not to obtain her
-invitation to Cornwall; on the contrary, I _insisted_ upon her coming,
-and bade her tell her _husband_ that I admired his taste very much for
-having chosen her. I really think that her form and features were the
-most _statue-like_ that I ever met with: her complexion had no yellow in
-it, and yet was not brown enough to be dark--it was more of an ash-dove
-colour than any thing else; her teeth were admirable, both for colour
-and shape; her eyes equally mild and bright; and her face merely broad
-enough to give it all possible softness and grandness of contour: her
-air and countenance would have suited Yarico; but she reminded me most
-of Grassini in “La Vergine del Sole,” only that Mary Wiggins was a
-thousand times more beautiful, and that, instead of a white robe, she
-wore a mixed dress of brown, white, and dead yellow, which harmonised
-excellently well with her complexion while one of her beautiful arms was
-thrown across her brow to shade her eyes, and a profusion of rings
-on her fingers glittered in the sunbeams. Mary Wiggins and an old
-Cotton-tree are the most picturesque objects that I have seen for these
-twenty years.
-
-On my arrival at home, my agent made me a very elegant little present of
-a scorpion and a couple of centipedes: the first was given to him, but
-the large centipede he had shaken out of a book last night, and having
-immediately covered her up in a phial of rum, he found this morning that
-she had produced a young one, which was lying drowned by her side.
-
-I find that my negroes were called away from their attention to the
-works yesterday evening (for the crop is now making with the greatest
-activity), and kept up all night by a fire at a neighbouring estate.
-On these occasions a fire-shell is blown, and all the negroes of the
-adjoining plantations hasten to give their assistance. On this occasion
-the fire was extinguished with the loss of only five negro houses; but
-this is a heavy concern to the poor negro proprietors, who have lost in
-it their whole stock of clothes, and furniture, and finery, which
-they had been accumulating for years, and to which their attachment is
-excessive.
-
-
-
-LANDING.
-
- When first I gain’d the Atlantic shore,
-
- And bade farewell to ocean’s roar,
-
- What gracious power my bosom eased,
-
- My senses soothed, my fancy pleased,
-
- And bade me feel, in whispers bland,
-
- No Stranger in a Stranger-land?
-
- ’T was not at length my goal to reach,
-
- And tread Jamaica’s burning beach:
-
- ’T was not from Neptune’s chains discharged,
-
- To move, think, feel with powers enlarged:
-
- Nor that no more my bed the wave,
-
- Ere morning dawn’d, might prove my grave:--
-
- A livelier chord was struck: a spell,
-
- While heav’d my heart with gentle swell,
-
- Crept o’er my soul with magic sweet,
-
- And made each pulse responsive beat.
-
- No Sheep-bell e’er to Pilgrim’s ear,
-
- Wandering in woods unknown and drear;
-
- No midnight lay to Spanish maid,
-
- Conscious by whom the lute was played;
-
- Not on the breeze the sounding wings
-
- Of him who nurture homeward brings
-
- To mother-bird, whose callow brood
-
- Pain her fond heart with chirps for food,--
-
- E’er seem’d more charming than to me,
-
- (When two long months had past at sea,
-
- During whose course my thirsty ear
-
- No softer voice, no strain could hear
-
- Nearer allied to love and pity,
-
- Than the strong bass of seaman’s ditty,)
-
- Seem’d by the sea-gale round me flung,
-
- Approaching sounds of female tongue!
-
- No, Venus, no! Small right hast thou
-
- To claim for this my grateful vow;
-
- N or on thine altar now bestows
-
- My hand the gift of one poor rose!
-
- No eager glance, no heighten’d dye
-
- Blush’d on my cheek, nor fired mine eye;
-
- I heard, nor felt, at each soft note,
-
- Flutter my heart, and swell my throat.
-
- Those sounds but spoke of bosom-balm,
-
- Of pity prompt and kindness calm;
-
- Of tender care, of anxious zeal;
-
- For here were breasts whose hearts could feel!
-
- ’T was as to guest in stranger halls
-
- If voice of friend a welcome calls:
-
- Such pleasure soothes the starting maid,
-
- Who finds some jewel long mislaid;
-
- Pleasure, which blessed dew supplies,
-
- To ease the heart, and float the eyes;
-
- As when in pain attentions prove
-
- A mother’s care, a sister’s love.
-
- To Woman, Life its value owes!
-
- Robb’d of her love, its dawn and close
-
- Would find nor aid, nor soothing care;
-
- Its middle course no joys would share.
-
- Childhood in vain would thirst and cry,
-
- And Age, unheeded, moan and die;
-
- And Manhood frown to see the hours
-
- Weave scentless wreaths unblest with flowers.
-
- It beam’d on cheek of sable dye;
-
- No matter, since ’t was _woman’s_ eye!
-
- Each phrase the tortured language broke;
-
- Enough for me--’t was _woman_ spoke!
-
- Once raven locks my temples wore;
-
- Time has pluck’d many, sorrow more:
-
- Through forty springs (thank God they’re run)
-
- These weary eyes have seen the sun;
-
- And in that space full room is found
-
- For flowers to fade, and thorns to wound.
-
- But now, (all fancy’s freaks supprest,
-
- Each thread-bare sneer and wanton jest,)
-
- With hand on heart in serious tone,
-
- With thanks, with truth, I needs must own,
-
- Wide as I’ye roam’d the world around,
-
- Roam where I would, I ever found,
-
- The worst of Women still possest
-
- More virtues than of Men the best.
-
- And, oh! if shipwreck proves my lot,
-
- Guide me, kind Heav’n, to some lone cot
-
- Where _woman_ dwells! Her hand she’ll stretch
-
- In pity to the stranger-wretch;
-
- If virtuous want mine eye surveys,
-
- Nor mine the power his head to raise,
-
- I’ll pour the tale in _woman’s_ ear,
-
- She’ll aid, and, aiding, drop a tear.
-
- And when my life-blood sickness drains,
-
- And racks my nerves, and fires my brains,
-
- What kinder juice, what livelier power,
-
- Than mineral yields, or opiate flower,
-
- Can make me e’en in pain rejoice?--
-
- A few sweet words in that sweet voice!
-
-
-JANUARY 6.
-
-This was the day given to my negroes as a festival on my arrival. A
-couple of heifers were slaughtered for them: they were allowed as much
-rum, and sugar, and noise, and dancing as they chose; and as to the two
-latter, certainly they profited by the permission. About two o’clock
-they began to assemble round the house, all drest in their holiday
-clothes, which, both for men and women, were chiefly white; only that
-the women were decked out with a profusion of beads and corals, and gold
-ornaments of all descriptions; and that while the blacks wore jackets,
-the mulattoes generally wore cloth coats; and inasmuch as they were all
-plainly clean instead of being shabbily fashionable, and affected to
-be nothing except that which they really were, they looked twenty times
-more like gentlemen than nine tenths of the bankers’ clerks who swagger
-up and down Bond Street. It is a custom as to the mulatto children, that
-the males born on an estate should never be employed as field negroes,
-but as tradesmen; the females are brought up as domestics about the
-house. I had particularly invited “Mr. John-Canoe” (which I found to be
-the polite manner in which the negroes spoke of him), and there arrived
-a couple of very gay and gaudy ones. I enquired whether one of them was
-“John-Crayfish;” but I was told that John-Crayfish was John-Ca-noe’s
-rival and enemy, and might belong to the factions of “the Blues and the
-Reds;” but on Cornwall they were all friends, and therefore there
-were only the father and the son---Mr. John-Canoe, senior, and Mr.
-John-Canoe, junior.
-
-The person who gave me this information was a young mulatto carpenter,
-called Nicholas, whom I had noticed in the crowd, on my first arrival,
-for his clean appearance and intelligent countenance; and he now begged
-me to notice the smaller of the two John-Canoe machines. “To be sure,”
- he said, “it was not so large nor so showy as the other, but then it
-was much better _proportioned_ (his own word), and altogether much
-prettier;” and he said so much in praise of it, that I asked him whether
-he knew the maker? and then out came the motive: “Oh, yes! it was made
-by John Fuller, who lived in the next house to him, and worked in the
-same shop, and indeed they were just like brothers.” So I desired to see
-his _fidas Achates_, and he brought me as smart and intelligent a little
-fellow as eye ever beheld, who came grinning from ear to ear to tell me
-that he had made every bit of the canoe with his own hands, and had set
-to work upon it the moment that he knew of massa’s coming to Jamaica.
-And indeed it was as fine as paint, pasteboard, gilt paper, and
-looking-glass could make it! Unluckily, the breeze being very strong
-blew off a fine glittering umbrella, surmounted with a plume of John
-Crow feathers, which crowned the top; and a little wag of a negro boy
-whipped it up, clapped it upon his head, and performed the part of an
-impromptu Mr. John-Canoe with so much fun and grotesqueness, that he
-fairly beat the original performers out of the pit, and carried off
-all the applause of the spectators, and a couple of my dollars. The
-John-Canoes are fitted out at the expense of the rich negroes, who
-afterwards share the money collected from the spectators during their
-performance, allotting one share to the representator himself; and it
-is usual for the master of the estate to give them a couple of guineas
-apiece.
-
-This Nicholas, whom I mentioned, is a very interesting person, both from
-his good looks and gentle manners, and from his story. He is the son
-of a white man, who on his death-bed charged his nephew and heir to
-purchase the freedom of this natural child. The nephew had promised to
-do so; I had consented; nothing was necessary but to find the substitute
-(which now is no easy matter); when about six months ago the nephew
-broke his neck, and the property went to a distant relation. Application
-in behalf of poor Nicholas has been made to the heir, and I heartily
-hope that he will enable me to release him. I felt strongly tempted to
-set him at liberty at once; but if I were to begin in that way, there
-would be no stopping; and it would be doing a kindness to an individual
-at the expense of all my other negroes--others would expect the same;
-and then I must either contrive to cultivate my estate with fewer
-hands--or must cease to cultivate it altogether--and, from inability to
-maintain them, send my negroes to seek bread for themselves--which, as
-two thirds of them have been born upon the estate, and many of them
-are lame, dropsical, and of a great age, would, of all misfortunes that
-could happen to them, be the most cruel. Even when Nicholas was speaking
-to me about his liberty, he said, “It is not that I wish to go away,
-sir; it is only for the name and honour of being free: but I
-would always stay here and be your servant; and I had rather be an
-under-workman on Cornwall, than a head carpenter any where else.”
- Possibly, this was all palaver (in which the negroes are great dealers),
-but at least he _seemed_ to be sincere; and I was heartily grieved that
-I could not allow myself to say more to him than that I sincerely wished
-him to get his liberty, and would receive the very lowest exchange for
-him that common prudence would authorize. And even for those few kind
-words, the poor fellow seemed to think it impossible to find means
-strong enough to express his gratitude.
-
-Nor is this the only instance in which Nicholas has been unlucky. It
-seems that he was the first lover of the beautiful Psyche, whom I
-had noticed on my arrival. This evening, after the performance of the
-John-Canoes, I desired to see some of the girls dance; and by general
-acclamation Psyche was brought forward to exhibit, she being avowedly
-the best dancer on the estate; and certainly nothing could be more
-light, graceful, easy, and spirited, than her performance. She perfectly
-answered the description of Sallust’s Sempronia, who was said--“Sal tare
-elegantius, quam necesse est probæ, et cui cariora semper omnia, quam
-decus et pudicitia fuit.” When her dance was over, I called her to me,
-and gave her a handful of silver. “Ah, Psyche,” said Nicholas, who was
-standing at my elbow, “Massa no give you all that if massa know you
-so bad girl! she run away from me, massa!” Psyche gave him a kind of
-pouting look, half kind, and half reproachful, and turned away. And then
-he told me that Psyche had been his wife (_one_ of his wives he should
-have said); that he had had a child by her, and then she had left him
-for one of my “white people” (as they call the book-keepers), because
-he had a good salary, and could afford to give her more presents than a
-slave could. “Was there not another reason for your quarrelling?” said
-my agent. “Was there not a shade of colour too much?”--“Oh, massa!”
- answered Nicholas, “the child is not my own, that is certain; it is
-a black man’s child. But still I will always take care of the child
-because it have no friends, and me wish make it good neger for
-massa--and _she_ take good care of it too,” he added, throwing his arm
-round the waist of a sickly-looking woman rather in years; “she my wife,
-too, massa, long ago; old now and sick, but always good to me, so I
-still live with her, and will never leave her, never, massa; she Polly’s
-mother, sir.” Polly is a pretty, delicate-looking girl, nursing a
-young child; she belongs to the mansion-house, and seems to think it as
-necessary a part of her duty to nurse _me_ as the child. To be sure she
-has not as yet insisted upon suckling me; but if I open a _jalousie_
-in the evening, Polly walks in and shuts it without saying a word. “Oh,
-don’t shut the window, Polly.”--“Night-air not good for massa;” and she
-shuts the casement without mercy. I am drinking orangeade, or some such
-liquid; Polly walks up to the table, and seizes it; “Leave that jug,
-Polly, I am dying with thirst.”--“More hurt, massa;” and away go Polly
-and the orangeade. So that I begin to fancy myself Sancho in Barataria,
-and that Polly is the Señor Doctor Pedro in petticoats.
-
-The difference of colour, which had offended Nicholas so much in
-Psyche’s child, is a fault which no mulatto will pardon; nor can the
-separation of castes in India be more rigidly observed, than that
-of complexional shades among the Creoles. My black page, Cubina, is
-married: I told him that I hoped he had married a pretty woman; why had
-he not married Mary Wiggins? He seemed quite shocked at the very idea.
-“Oh, massa, me black, Mary Wiggins sambo; that not allowed.”
-
-The dances performed to-night seldom admitted more than three persons
-at a time: to me they appeared to be movements entirely dictated by the
-caprice of the moment; but I am told that there is a regular figure, and
-that the least mistake, or a single false step, is immediately noticed
-by the rest. I could indeed sometimes fancy, that one story represented
-an old duenna guarding a girl from a lover; and another, the pursuit of
-a young woman by two suitors, the one young and the other old; but this
-might be only fancy. However, I am told, that they have dances which not
-only represent courtship and marriage, but being brought to bed. Their
-music consisted of nothing but Gambys (Eboe drums), Shaky-shekies, and
-Kitty-katties: the latter is nothing but any flat piece of board beat
-upon with two sticks, and the former is a bladder with a parcel of
-pebbles in it. But the principal part of the music to which they dance
-is vocal; one girl generally singing two lines by herself, and being
-answered by a chorus. To make out either the rhyme of the air, or
-meaning of the words, was out of the question. But one very long song
-was about the Duke of Wellington, every stanza being chorussed with,
-
- “Ay! hey-day! Waterloo!
-
- Waterloo! ho! ho! ho!”
-
-_I_ too had a great deal to do in the business, for every third word was
-“massa;” though how I came there, I have no more idea than the Duke.
-
-The singing began about six o’clock, and lasted without a moment’s pause
-till two in the morning; and such a noise never did I hear till then.
-The whole of the floor which was not taken up by the dancers was,
-through every part of the house except the bed-rooms, occupied by men,
-women, and children, fast asleep. But although they were allowed rum and
-sugar by whole pailfuls, and were most of them _merry_ in consequence,
-there was not one of them drunk; except indeed, one person, and that
-was an old woman, who sang, and shouted, and tossed herself about in an
-elbow chair, till she tumbled it over, and rolled about the room in a
-manner which shocked the delicacy of even the least prudish part of the
-company. At twelve, my agent wanted to dismiss them; but I would not
-suffer them to be interrupted on the first holiday that I had given
-them; so they continued to dance and shout till two; when human nature
-could bear no more, and they left me to my bed, and a violent headache.
-
-
-
-JANUARY 7. (Sunday.)
-
-In spite of their exertions of last night, the negroes were again with
-me by two o’clock in the day, with their drums and their chorusses.
-However, they found themselves unable to keep it up as they had done on
-the former night, and were content to withdraw to their own houses
-by ten in the evening. But first they requested to have tomorrow to
-themselves, in order that they might go to the mountains for provisions.
-For although their cottages are always surrounded with trees and shrubs,
-their provision grounds are kept quite distinct, and are at a distance
-among the mountains. Of course, I made no difficulty of acceding to
-their request, but upon condition, that they should ask for no
-more holidays till the crop should be completed. For the purpose of
-cultivating their provision-grounds, they are allowed every Saturday;
-but on the occasion of my arrival, they obtained permission to have the
-Saturday to themselves, and to fetch their week’s provisions from the
-mountains on the following Monday. All the slaves maintain themselves
-in this manner by their own labour; even the domestic attendants are not
-exempted, but are expected to feed themselves, except stated allowances
-of salt fish, salt pork, &c.
-
-
-
-JANUARY 8.
-
-I really believe that the negresses can produce children at pleasure;
-and where they are barren, it is just as hens will frequently not lay
-eggs on shipboard, because they do not like their situation. Cubina’s
-wife is in a family way, and I told him that if the child should live,
-I would christen it for him, if he wished it. “Tank you, kind massa,
-me like it very much: much oblige if massa do that for _me_, too.” So
-I promised to baptize the father and the baby on the same day, and said
-that I would be godfather to any children that might be born on the
-estate during my residence in Jamaica. This was soon spread about, and
-although I have not yet been here a week, two women are in the straw
-already, Jug Betty and Minerva: the first is wife to my head driver, the
-Duke of Sully; but my sense of propriety was much gratified at finding
-that Minerva’s husband was called Captain.
-
-I think nobody will be able to accuse me of neglecting the religious
-education of my negroes: for I have not only promised to baptize all the
-infants, but, meeting a little black boy this morning, who said that his
-name was Moses, I gave him a piece of silver, and told him that it was
-for the sake of Aaron; which, I flatter myself, was planting in his
-young mind the rudiments of Christianity.
-
-In my evening’s drive I met the negroes, returning from the mountains,
-with baskets of provisions sufficient to last them for the week. By
-law they are only allowed every other Saturday for the purpose of
-cultivating their own grounds, which, indeed, is sufficient; but by
-giving them every alternate Saturday into the bargain, it enables them
-to perform their task with so much ease as almost converts it into
-an amusement; and the frequent visiting their grounds makes them grow
-habitually as much attached to them as they are to their houses and
-gardens. It is also adviseable for them to bring home only a week’s
-provisions at a time, rather than a fortnight’s; for they are so
-thoughtless and improvident, that, when they find themselves in
-possession of a larger supply than is requisite for their immediate
-occasions, they will sell half to the wandering higglers, or at Savanna
-la Mar, in exchange for spirits; and then, at the end of the week, they
-find themselves entirely unprovided with food, and come to beg a supply
-from the master’s storehouse.
-
-
-JANUARY 9.
-
-The sensitive plant is a great nuisance in Jamaica: it over-runs the
-pastures, and, being armed with very strong sharp prickles, it wounds
-the mouths of the cattle, and, in some places, makes it quite impossible
-for them to feed. Various endeavours have been made to eradicate this
-inconvenient weed, but none as yet have proved effectual.
-
-
-JANUARY 10.
-
-The houses here are generally built and arranged according to one
-and the same model. My own is of wood, partly raised upon pillars; it
-consists of a single floor: a long gallery, called a piazza, terminated
-at each end by a square room, runs the whole length of the house. On
-each side of the piazza is a range of bed-rooms, and the porticoes of
-the two fronts form two more rooms, with balustrades, and flights of
-steps descending to the lawn. The whole house is virandoed with shifting
-Venetian blinds to admit air; except that one of the end rooms has
-sash-windows on account of the rains, which, when they arrive, are so
-heavy, and shift with the wind so suddenly from the one side to the
-other, that all the blinds are obliged to be kept closed; consequently
-the whole house is in total darkness during their continuance, except
-the single sash-windowed room. There is nothing underneath except a few
-store-rooms and a kind of waiting-hall; but none of the domestic negroes
-sleep in the house, all going home at night to their respective cottages
-and families.
-
-Cornwall House itself stands on a dead flat, and the works are built in
-its immediate neighbourhood, for the convenience of their being the more
-under the agent’s personal inspection (a point of material consequence
-with them all, but more particularly for the hospital). This dead flat
-is only ornamented with a few scattered bread-fruit and cotton trees, a
-grove of mangoes, and the branch of a small river, which turns the mill.
-Several of these buildings are ugly enough; but the shops of the cooper,
-carpenter, and blacksmith, some of the trees in their vicinity, and the
-negro-huts, embowered in shrubberies, and groves of oranges, plantains,
-cocoas, and pepper-trees, would be reckoned picturesque in the most
-ornamented grounds. A large spreading tamarind fronts me at this moment,
-and overshadows the stables, which are formed of open wickerwork; and an
-orange-tree, loaded with fruit, grows against the window at which I am
-writing.
-
-On three sides of the landscape the prospect is bounded by lofty purple
-mountains; and the variety of occupations going on all around me, and
-at the same time, give an inconceivable air of life and animation to the
-whole scene, especially as all those occupations look clean,--even those
-which in England look dirty. All the tradespeople are dressed either
-in white jackets and trousers, or with stripes of red and sky-blue. One
-band of negroes are carrying the ripe canes on their heads to the mill;
-another set are conveying away the _trash_, after the juice has been
-extracted; flocks of turkeys are sheltering from the heat under the
-trees; the river is filled with ducks and geese; the coopers and
-carpenters are employed about the puncheons; carts drawn some by six,
-others by eight, oxen, are bringing loads of Indian corn from the
-fields; the black children are employed in gathering it into the
-granary, and in quarrelling with pigs as black as themselves, who are
-equally busy in stealing the corn whenever the children are looking
-another way: in short, a plantation possesses all the movement and
-interest of a farm, without its dung, and its stench, and its dirty
-accompaniments.
-
-
-JANUARY 11.
-
-I saw the whole process of sugar-making this morning. The ripe canes
-are brought in bundles to the mill, where the cleanest of the women
-are appointed, one to put them into the machine for grinding them, and
-another to draw them out after the juice has been extracted, when she
-throws them into an opening in the floor close to her; another band of
-negroes collects them below, when, under the name of _trash_, they are
-carried away to serve for fuel. The juice, which is itself at first of a
-pale ash-colour, gushes out in great streams, quite white with foam,
-and passes through a wooden gutter into the boiling-house, where it is
-received into the siphon or “cock copper.” where fire is applied to it,
-and it is slaked with lime, in order to make it granulate. The feculent
-parts of it rise to the top, while the purer and more fluid flow through
-another gutter into the second copper. When little but the impure scum
-on the surface remains to be drawn off, the first gutter communicating
-with the copper is stopped, and the grosser parts are obliged to find a
-new course through another gutter, which conveys them to the distillery,
-where, being mixed with the molasses, or treacle, they are manufactured
-into rum. From the second copper they are transmitted into the first,
-and thence into two others, and in these four latter basins the scum is
-removed with skimmers pierced with holes, till it becomes sufficiently
-free from impurities to be _skipped off_, that is, to be again ladled
-out of the coppers and spread into the coolers, where it is left
-to granulate. The sugar is then formed, and is removed into the
-_curing-house_, where it is put into hogsheads, and left to settle for a
-certain time, during which those parts which are too poor and too liquid
-to granulate, drip from the casks into vessels placed beneath them:
-these drippings are the molasses, which, being carried into the
-distillery, and mixed with the coarser scum formerly mentioned, form
-that mixture from which the spirituous liquor of sugar is afterwards
-produced by fermentation: when but once distilled, it is called “low
-wine;” and it is not till after it has gone through a second
-distillation, that it acquires the name of rum. The “trash” used for
-fuel consists of the empty canes, that which is employed for fodder and
-for thatching is furnished by the superabundant cane-tops; after so many
-have been set apart as are required for planting. After these original
-plants have been cut, their roots throw up suckers, which, in time,
-become canes, and are called _ratoons_: they are far inferior in juice
-to the planted canes; but then, on the other hand, they require much
-less weeding, and spare the negroes the only laborious part of the
-business of sugar-making, the digging holes for the plants; therefore,
-although an acre of ratoons will produce but one hogshead of sugar,
-while an acre of plants will produce two, the superiority of the
-ratooned piece is very great, inasmuch as the saving of time and labour
-will enable the proprietor to cultivate five acres of ratoons in the
-same time with one of plants. Unluckily, after three crops, or five at
-the utmost, in general the ratoons are totally exhausted, and you are
-obliged to have recourse to fresh plants.
-
-Last night a poor man, named Charles, who had been coachman to my uncle
-ages ago, was brought into the hospital, having missed a step in the
-boiling-house, and plunged his foot into the siphon: fortunately, the
-fire had not long been kindled, and though the liquor was hot enough to
-scald him, it was not sufficiently so to do him any material injury.
-The old man had presented himself to me on Saturday’s holiday (or
-_play-day_, in the negro dialect), and had shown me, with great
-exultation, the coat and waistcoat which had been the last present
-of his old massa. Charles is now my chief mason, and, as one of the
-principal persons on the estate, was entitled, by old custom, to the
-compliment of a _distinguishing_ dollar on my arrival; but at the same
-time that I gave him the dollar, to which his situation entitled him, I
-gave him another for himself, as a keepsake: he put it into the pocket
-of “his old massa’s” waistcoat, and assured me that they should never
-again be separated. On hearing of his accident, I went over to the
-hospital to see that he was well taken care of; and immediately the poor
-fellow began talking to me about my grandfather, and his young massa,
-and the young missies, his sisters, and while I suffered him to chatter
-away for an hour, he totally forgot the pain of his burnt leg.
-
-It was particularly agreeable to me to observe, on Saturday, as a proof
-of the good treatment which they had experienced, so many old servants
-of the family, many of whom had been born on the estate, and who, though
-turned of sixty and seventy, were still strong, healthy, and cheerful.
-Many manumitted negroes, also, came from other parts of the country to
-this festival, on hearing of my arrival, because, as they said,--“if
-they did not come to see massa, they were afraid that it would look
-ungrateful, and as if they cared no longer about him and Cornwall, now
-that they were free.” So they stayed two or three days on the estate,
-coming up to the house for their dinners, and going to sleep at night
-among their friends in their own former habitations, the negro huts; and
-when they went away, they assured me, that nothing should prevent their
-coming back to bid me farewell, before I left the island. All this may
-be palaver; but certainly they at least play their parts with such an
-air of truth, and warmth, and enthusiasm, that, after the cold hearts
-and repulsive manners of England, the contrast is infinitely agreeable.
-
- “Je ne vois que des yeux toujours prêts à sourire.”
-
-I find it quite impossible to resist the fascination of the conscious
-pleasure of pleasing; and my own heart, which I have so long been
-obliged to keep closed, seems to expand itself again in the sunshine of
-the kind looks and words which meet me at every turn, and seem to wait
-for mine as anxiously as if they were so many diamonds.
-
-
-JANUARY 12.
-
-In the year ‘80, this parish of Westmoreland was kept in a perpetual
-state of alarm by a runaway negro called _Plato_, who had established
-himself among the Moreland Mountains, and collected a troop of banditti,
-of which he was himself the chief. He robbed very often, and murdered
-occasionally; but gallantry was his every day occupation. Indeed, being
-a remarkably tall athletic young fellow, among the beauties of his own
-complexion he found but few Lucretias; and his retreat in the mountains
-was as well furnished as the haram of Constantinople. Every handsome
-negress who had the slightest cause of complaint against her master,
-took the first opportunity of eloping to join _Plato_, where she found
-freedom, protection, and unbounded generosity; for he spared no pains
-to secure their affections by gratifying their vanity. Indeed, no Creole
-lady could venture out on a visit, without running the risk of having
-her bandbox run away with by Plato for the decoration of his sultanas;
-and if the maid who carried the bandbox happened to be well-looking, he
-ran away with the maid as well as the bandbox. Every endeavour to seize
-this desperado was long in vain: a large reward was put upon his head,
-but no negro dared to approach him; for, besides his acknowledged
-courage, he was a professor of Obi, and had threatened that whoever
-dared to lay a finger upon him should suffer spiritual torments, as well
-as be physically shot through the head.
-
-Unluckily for Plato, rum was an article with him of the first necessity;
-the look-out, which was kept for him, was too vigilant to admit of
-his purchasing spirituous liquors for himself; and once, when for that
-purpose he had ventured into the neighbourhood of Montego Bay, he was
-recognised by a slave, who immediately gave the alarm. Unfortunately
-for this poor fellow, whose name was Taffy, at that moment all his
-companions happened to be out of hearing; and, after the first moment’s
-alarm, finding that no one approached, the exasperated robber rushed
-upon him, and lifted the bill-hook, with which he was armed, for the
-purpose of cleaving his skull. Taffy fled for it; but Plato was the
-younger, the stronger, and the swifter of the two, and gained upon him
-every moment. Taffy, however, on the other hand, possessed that one
-quality by which, according to the fable, the cat was enabled to save
-herself from the hounds, when the fox, with his thousand tricks, was
-caught by them. He was an admirable climber, an art in which Plato
-possessed no skill; and a bread-nut tree, which is remarkably difficult
-of ascent, presenting itself before him, in a few moments Taffy was
-bawling for help from the very top of it. To reach him was impossible
-for his enemy; but still his destruction was hard at hand; for Plato
-began to hack the tree with his bill, and it was evident that a very
-short space of time would be sufficient to level it with the ground.
-In this dilemma, Taffy had nothing for it but to break off the branches
-near him; and he contrived to pelt these so dexterously at the head of
-his assailant, that he fairly kept him at bay till his cries at length
-reached the ears of his companions, and their approach compelled the
-banditti-captain once more to seek safety among the mountains.
-
-After this Plato no longer dared to approach Montego town; but still
-spirits must be had:--how was he to obtain them? There was an old
-watchman on the outskirts of the estate of Canaan, with whom he had
-contracted an acquaintance, and frequently had passed the night in his
-hut; the old man having been equally induced by his presents and by
-dread of his corporeal strength and supposed supernatural power, to
-profess the warmest attachment to the interests of his terrible friend.
-To this man Plato at length resolved to entrust himself: he gave him
-money to purchase spirits, and appointed a particular day when he would
-come to receive them. The reward placed upon the robber’s head was more
-than either gratitude or terror could counterbalance; and on the same
-day when the watchman set out to purchase the rum, he apprised two of
-his friends at Canaan, for whose use it was intended, and advised _them_
-to take the opportunity of obtaining the reward.
-
-The two negroes posted themselves in proper time near the watchman’s
-hut. Most unwisely, instead of sending down some of his gang, they saw
-Plato, in his full confidence in the friendship of his confidant, arrive
-himself and enter the cabin; but so great was their alarm at seeing this
-dreadful personage, that they remained in their concealment, nor dared
-to make an attempt at seizing him. The spirits were delivered to the
-robber: he might have retired with them unmolested; but, in his rashness
-and his eagerness to taste the liquor, of which he had so long been
-deprived, he opened the flagon, and swallowed draught after draught,
-till he sunk upon the ground in a state of complete insensibility. The
-watchman then summoned the two negroes from their concealment, who bound
-his arms, and conveyed him to Montego Bay, where he was immediately
-sentenced to execution. He died most heroically; kept up the terrors of
-his imposture to his last moment; told the magistrates, who condemned
-him, that his death should be revenged by a storm, which would lay waste
-the whole island, that year; and, when his negro gaoler was binding him
-to the stake at which he was destined to suffer, he assured him that he
-should not live long to triumph in his death, for that he had taken
-good care to Obeah him before his quitting the prison. It certainly
-did happen, strangely enough, that, before the year was over, the most
-violent storm took place ever known in Jamaica; and as to the gaoler,
-his imagination was so forcibly struck by the threats of the dying
-man, that, although every care was taken of him, the power of medicine
-exhausted, and even a voyage to America undertaken, in hopes that a
-change of scene might change the course of his ideas, still, from the
-moment of Plato’s death, he gradually pined and withered away, and
-finally expired before the completion of the twelvemonth.
-
-The belief in Obeah is now greatly weakened, but still exists in some
-degree. Not above ten months ago, my agent was informed that a negro
-of very suspicious manners and appearance was harboured by some of my
-people on the mountain lands. He found means to have him surprised, and
-on examination there was found upon him a bag containing a great variety
-of strange materials for incantations; such as thunder-stones, cat’s
-ears, the feet of various animals, human hair, fish bones, the teeth of
-alligators, &c.: he was conveyed to Montego Bay; and no sooner was it
-understood that this old African was in prison, than depositions were
-poured in from all quarters from negroes who deposed to having seen him
-exercise his magical arts, and, in particular, to his having sold such
-and such slaves medicines and charms to deliver them from their
-enemies; being, in plain English, nothing else than rank poisons. He
-was convicted of Obeah upon the most indubitable evidence. The good old
-practice of burning has fallen into disrepute; so he was sentenced to be
-transported, and was shipped off the island, to the great satisfaction
-of persons of all colours--white, black, and yellow.
-
-
-JANUARY 13.
-
-Throughout the island many estates, formerly very flourishing and
-productive, have been thrown up for want of hands to cultivate them,
-and are now suffered to lie waste: four are in this situation in my own
-immediate neighbourhood. Finding their complement of negroes decrease,
-and having no means of recruiting them, proprietors of two estates have
-in numerous instances found themselves obliged to give up one of them,
-and draw off the negroes for the purpose of properly cultivating the
-other.
-
-I have just had an instance strikingly convincing of the extreme nicety
-required in rearing negro children. Two have been born since my arrival.
-My housekeeper was hardly ever out of the lying-in apartment; I always
-visited it myself once a day, and sometimes twice, in order that I
-might be certain of the women being well taken care of; not a day passed
-without the inspection of a physician; nothing of indulgence, that
-was proper for them, was denied; and, besides their ordinary food, the
-mothers received every day the most nourishing and palatable dish that
-was brought to my own table. Add to this, that the women themselves were
-kind-hearted creatures, and particularly anxious to rear these children,
-because I had promised to be their godfather myself. Yet, in spite
-of all this attention and indulgence, one of the mothers, during the
-nurse’s absence for ten minutes, grew alarmed at her infant’s apparent
-sleepiness. To rouse it, she began dancing and shaking it till it was in
-a strong perspiration, and then she stood with it for some minutes at an
-open window, while a strong north wind was blowing. In consequence,
-it caught cold, and the next morning symptoms of a locked jaw showed
-itself. The poor woman was the image of grief itself: she sat on her
-bed, looking at the child which lay by her side with its little hands
-clasped, its teeth clenched, and its eyes fixed, writhing in the agony
-of the spasm, while she was herself quite motionless and speechless,
-although the tears trickled down her cheeks incessantly. All assistance
-was fruitless: her thoughtlessness for five minutes had killed the
-infant, and, at noon to-day it expired.
-
-This woman was a tender mother, had borne ten children, and yet has now
-but one alive: another, at present in the hospital, has borne seven, and
-but one has lived to puberty; and the instances of those who have had
-four, five, six children, without succeeding in bringing up one, in
-spite of the utmost attention and indulgence, are very numerous; so
-heedless and inattentive are the best-intentioned mothers, and so
-subject in this climate are infants to dangerous complaints. The locked
-jaw is the common and most fatal one; so fatal, indeed, that the midwife
-(the _graundee_ is her negro appellation) told me, the other day, “Oh,
-massa, till nine days over, we _no hope_ of them.” Certainly care
-and kindness are not adequate to save the children, for the son of a
-sovereign could not have been more anxiously well treated than was the
-poor little negro who died this morning.
-
-The negroes are always buried in their own gardens, and many strange and
-fantastical ceremonies are observed on the occasion. If the corpse be
-that of a grown person, they consult it as to which way it pleases to
-be carried; and they make attempts upon various roads without success,
-before they can hit upon the right one. Till that is accomplished, they
-stagger under the weight of the coffin, struggle against its force,
-which draws them in a different direction from that in which they had
-settled to go; and sometimes in the contest the corpse and the coffin
-jump off the shoulders of the bearers. But if, as is frequently the
-case, any person is suspected of having hastened the catastrophe, the
-corpse will then refuse to go any road but the one which passes by the
-habitation of the suspected person, and as soon as it approaches his
-house, no human power is equal to persuading it to pass. As the negroes
-are extremely superstitious, and very much afraid of ghosts (whom they
-call the _duppy_), I rather wonder at their choosing to have their dead
-buried in their gardens; but I understand their argument to be, that
-they need only fear the duppies of their enemies, but have nothing to
-apprehend from those after death, who loved them in their lifetime;
-but the duppies of their adversaries are very alarming beings, equally
-powerful by day as by night, and who not only are spiritually terrific,
-but who can give very hard substantial knocks on the pate, whenever they
-see fit occasion, and can find a good opportunity.
-
-Last Saturday a negro was brought into the hospital, having fallen into
-epileptic fits, with which till then he had never been troubled. As the
-faintings had seized him at the slaughter-house, and the fellow was an
-African, it was at first supposed by his companions, that the sight
-and smell of the meat had affected him; for many of the Africans cannot
-endure animal food of any kind, and most of the Ebres in particular are
-made ill by eating turtle, even although they can use any other food
-without injury. However, upon enquiry among his shipmates, it appeared
-that he had frequently eaten beef without the slightest inconvenience.
-For my own part, the symptoms of his complaint were such as to make me
-suspect him of having tasted something poisonous, specially as, just
-before his first fit, he had been observed in the small grove of mangoes
-near the house; but I was assured by the negroes, one and all, that
-nothing could possibly have induced him to eat an herb or fruit from
-that grove, as it had been used as a burying-ground for “the white
-people.” But although my idea of the poison was scouted, still the
-mention of the burying-ground suggested another cause for his illness to
-the negroes, and they had no sort of doubt, that in passing through the
-burying-ground he had been struck down by the duppy of a white person
-not long deceased, whom he had formerly offended, and that these
-repeated fainting fits were the consequence of that ghostly blow. The
-negroes have in various publications been accused of a total want of
-religion, but this appears to me quite incompatible with the ideas
-of spirits existing after dissolution of the body, which necessarily
-implies a belief in a future state; and although (as far as I can make
-out) they have no outward forms of religion, the most devout Christian
-cannot have “God bless you” oftener on his lips than the negro; nor, on
-the other hand, appear to feel the wish for their enemy’s damnation more
-sincerely when he utters it.
-
-The Africans (as is well known) generally believe, that there is a life
-beyond this world, and that they shall enjoy it by returning to their
-own country; and this idea used frequently to induce them, soon after
-their landing in the colonies, to commit suicide; but this was never
-known to take place except among fresh negroes, and since the execrable
-slave-trade has been abolished, such an illusion is unheard of. As to
-those who had once got over the dreadful period of “seasoning,” they
-were generally soon sensible enough of the amelioration of their
-condition, to make the idea of returning to Africa the most painful that
-could be presented to them. But, to be sure, poor creatures! what with
-the terrors and sufferings of the voyage, and the unavoidable hardships
-of the seasoning, those advantages were purchased more dearly than any
-in this life can possibly be worth. God be thanked, all that is now
-at an end; and certainly, as far as I can as yet judge, if I were now
-standing on the banks of Virgil’s Lethe, with a goblet of the waters of
-oblivion in my hand, and asked whether I chose to enter life anew as
-an English labourer or a Jamaica negro, I should have no hesitation
-in preferring the latter. For myself, it appears to me almost worth
-surrendering the luxuries and pleasures of Great Britain, for the single
-pleasure of being surrounded with beings who are always laughing and
-singing, and who seem to perform their work with so much _nonchalance_,
-taking up their baskets as if it were perfectly optional whether they
-took them up or left them there; sauntering along with their hands
-dangling; stopping to chat with every one they meet; or if they meet no
-one, standing still to look round, and examine whether there is nothing
-to be seen that can amuse them, so that I can hardly persuade myself
-that it is really _work_ that they are about. The negro might well say,
-on his arrival in England--“Massa, in England every thing work!” for
-here nobody appears to work at all.
-
-I am told that there is one part of their business very laborious, the
-digging holes for receiving the cane-plants, and which I have not as yet
-seen; but this does not occupy above a month (I believe) at the utmost,
-at two periods of the year; and on my estate this service is chiefly
-performed by extra negroes, hired for the purpose; which, although
-equally hard on the hired negroes (called a jobbing gang), at least
-relieves my own, and after all, puts even the former on much the same
-footing with English day-labourers.
-
-But if I could be contented to _live_ in Jamaica, I am still more
-certain, that it is the only agreeable place for me to die in; for I
-have got a family mausoleum, which looks for all the world like the
-theatrical representation of the “tomb of all the Capulets.” Its outside
-is most plentifully decorated “with sculptured stones,”--
-
-“Arms, angels, epitaphs, and bones.”
-
-Within is a tomb of the purest white marble, raised on a platform of
-ebony; the building, which is surmounted by a statue of Time, with his
-scythe and hour-glass, stands in the very heart of an orange grove, now
-in full bearing; and the whole scene this morning looked so cool, so
-tranquil, and so gay, and is so perfectly divested of all vestiges of
-dissolution, that the sight of it quite gave me an appetite for being
-buried. It is a matter of perfect indifference to me what becomes of
-this little ugly husk of mine, when once I shall have “shuffled off
-this mortal coil;” or else I should certainly follow my grandfather’s
-example, and, die where I might, order my body to be sent over for
-burial to Cornwall; for I never yet saw a place where one could lie down
-more comfortably to listen for the last trumpet.
-
-
-JANUARY 14. (Sunday.)
-
-I gave a dinner to my “white people,” as the book-keepers, &c. are
-called here, and who have a separate house and establishment for
-themselves; and certainly a man must be destitute of every spark of
-hospitality, and have had “Caucasus horrens” for his great-grandmother,
-if he can resist giving dinners in a country where Nature seems to
-have set up a superior kind of “London Tavern” of her own. They who
-are possessed by the “Ci-borum ambitiosa fames, et lautæ gloria mensæ,”
- ought to ship themselves off for Jamaica out of hand; and even the lord
-mayor himself need not blush to give his aldermen such a dinner as is
-placed on my table, even when I dine alone. Land and sea turtle, quails,
-snipes, plovers, and pigeons and doves of all descriptions--of which the
-ring-tail has been allowed to rank with the most exquisite of the winged
-species, by epicures of such distinction, that their opinion, in matters
-of this nature, almost carries with it the weight of a law,--excellent
-pork, barbicued pigs, pepperpots, with numberless other excellent
-dishes, form the ordinary fare; while the poultry is so large and fine,
-that if the Dragon of Wantley found “houses and churches to be geese and
-turkies” in England, he would mistake the geese and turkies for
-houses and churches here. Then our tarts are made of pineapples, and
-pine-apples make the best tarts that I ever tasted; there is no end of
-the variety of fruits, of which the shaddock is “in itself an host;” but
-the most singular and exquisite flavour, perhaps, is to be found in the
-granadillo, a fruit which grows upon a species of vine, and, in fact,
-appears to be a kind of cucumber. It must be suffered to hang till it is
-dead ripe, when it is scarcely any thing except juice and seeds, which
-can only be eaten with a spoon. It requires sugar, but the acid is truly
-delicious, and like no other separate flavour that I ever met with; what
-it most resembles is a _macedoine_, as it unites the different tastes of
-almost all other fruits, and has, at the same time, a very strong
-flavour of wine.
-
-As to fish, Savannah la Mar is reckoned the best place in the island,
-both for variety and _safety_; for, in many parts, the fish feed upon
-copperas banks, and cannot be used without much precaution: here, none
-is necessary, and it is only to be wished that their names equalled
-their flesh in taste; for it must be owned, that nothing can be less
-tempting than the sounds of Jew-fish, hog-fish, mud-fish, snappers,
-god-dammies, groupas, and grunts! Of the Sea Fish which I have hitherto
-met with, the Deep-water Silk appears to me the best; and of rivers, the
-Mountain-Mullet: but, indeed, the fish is generally so excellent, and in
-such profusion, that I never sit down to table without wishing for the
-company of Queen Atygatis of Scythia, who was so particularly fond of
-fish, that she prohibited all her subjects from eating it on pain of
-death, through fear that there might not be enough left for her majesty.
-
-This fondness for fish seems to be a sort of royal passion: more than
-one of our English sovereigns died of eating too many lampreys; though,
-to own the truth, it was suspected that the monks, in an instance
-or two, improved the same by the addition of a little ratsbane; and
-Mirabeau assures us, that Frederick the Second of Prussia might have
-prolonged his existence, if he could but have resisted the fascination
-of an eel-pye; but the charm was too strong for him, and, like his
-great-grandmother of all, he ate and died--“All for eel-pye, or this
-world well lost!” And now, which had to resist the most difficult
-temptation, Frederic or Eve? _She_ longed to experience pleasures yet
-untasted, and which she fancied to be exquisite: _he_, like Sigismunda,
-pined after known pleasures, and which he knew to be good; _she_ was the
-dupe of imagination; _he_ fell a victim to established habit. Which was
-the most deserving pardon? There is a question for the bishops: those
-clergymen who reside constantly on their livings (as all clergymen ought
-to do, or they ought not to be clergymen), I shall, in charity, believe
-to have something better to do with their time than to solve it.
-
-The provision-grounds of the negroes furnish them with plantains,
-bananas, cocoa-nuts, and yams: of the latter there is a regular harvest
-once a year, and they remain in great perfection for many months,
-provided they are dug up carefully, but the slightest wound with the
-spade is sufficient to rot them. Catalue (a species of spinach) is a
-principal article in their pepper-pots; but in this parish their most
-valuable and regular supply of food arises from the cocoa-finger, or
-coccos, a species of the yam, but which lasts all the year round. These
-vegetables form the basis of negro sustenance; but the slaves also
-receive from their owners a regular weekly allowance of red herrings
-and salt meat, which serves to relish their vegetable diet; and, indeed,
-they are so passionately fond of salted provisions, that, instead of
-giving them fresh beef (as at their festival of Saturday last), I have
-been advised to provide some hogsheads of salt fish, as likely to afford
-them more gratification, at such future additional holidays as I may
-find it possible to allow them in this busy season of crop.
-
-
-JANUARY 15.
-
-The offspring of a white man and black woman is a _mulatto_; the mulatto
-and black produce a _sambo_; from the mulatto and white comes the
-_quadroon_; from the quadroon and white the _mustee_; the child of a
-mustee by a white man is called a _musteefino_; while the children of a
-musteefino are free by law, and rank as white persons to all intents and
-purposes. I think it is Long who asserts, that two mulattoes will never
-have children; but, as far as the most positive assurances can go, since
-my arrival in Jamaica, I have reason to believe the contrary, and that
-mulattoes breed together just as well as blacks and whites; but they are
-almost universally weak and effeminate persons, and thus their children
-are very difficult to rear. On a sugar estate one black is considered
-as more than equal to two mulattoes. Beautiful as are their forms in
-general, and easy and graceful as are their movements (which, indeed,
-appear to me so striking, that they cannot fail to excite the admiration
-of any one who has ever looked with delight on statues), still the women
-of colour are deficient in one of the most requisite points of female
-beauty. When Oromases was employed in the formation of woman, and
-said,--“Let her enchanting bosom resemble the celestial spheres,” he
-must certainly have suffered the negress to slip out of his mind. Young
-or old, I have not yet seen such a thing as a _bosom_.
-
-
-JANUARY 16.
-
-I never witnessed on the stage a scene so picturesque as a negro
-village. I walked through my own to-day, and visited the houses of the
-drivers, and other principal persons; and if I were to decide according
-to my own taste, I should infinitely have preferred their habitations
-to my own. Each house is surrounded by a separate garden, and the
-whole village is intersected by lanes, bordered with all kinds of
-sweet-smelling and flowering plants; but not such gardens as those
-belonging to our English cottages, where a few cabbages and carrots just
-peep up and grovel upon the earth between hedges, in square narrow beds,
-and where the tallest tree is a gooseberry bush: the vegetables of the
-negroes are all cultivated in their provision-grounds; these form their
-_kitchen-gardens_, and these are all for ornament or luxury, and are
-filled with a profusion of oranges, shaddocks, cocoa-nuts, and peppers
-of all descriptions: in particular I was shown the abba, or palm-tree,
-resembling the cocoa-tree, but much more beautiful, as its leaves are
-larger and more numerous, and, feathering to the ground as they grow
-old, they form a kind of natural arbour. It bears a large fruit, or
-rather vegetable, towards the top of the tree, in shape like the cone of
-the pine, but formed of seeds, some scarlet and bright as coral, others
-of a brownish-red or purple. The abba requires a length of years to
-arrive at maturity: a very fine one, which was shown me this morning,
-was supposed to be upwards of an hundred years old; and one of a very
-moderate size had been planted at the least twenty years, and had only
-borne fruit once.
-
-It appears to me a strong proof of the good treatment which the negroes
-on Cornwall have been accustomed to receive, that there are many very
-old people upon it; I saw to-day a woman near a hundred years of age;
-and I am told that there are several of sixty, seventy, and eighty. I
-was glad, also, to find, that several negroes who have obtained their
-freedom, and possess little properties of their own in the mountains,
-and at Savannah la Mar, look upon my estate so little as the scene of
-their former sufferings while slaves, that they frequently come down
-to pass a few days in their ancient habitations with their former
-companions, by way of relaxation. One woman in particular expressed her
-hopes, that I should not be offended at her still coming to Cornwall now
-and then, although she belonged to it no longer; and begged me to give
-directions before my return to England, that her visits should not be
-hindered on the grounds of her having no business there.
-
-My visit to Jamaica has at least produced one advantage to myself.
-Several runaways, who had disappeared for some time (some even for
-several months), have again made their appearance in the field, and I
-have desired that no questions should be asked. On the other hand, after
-enjoying herself during the Saturday and Sunday, which were allowed for
-holidays on my arrival, one of my ladies chose to _pull foot_, and did
-not return from her hiding-place in the mountains till this morning. Her
-name is Marcia; but so unlike is she to Addison’s Marcia, that she is
-not only as black as Juba, (instead of being “fair, oh! how divinely
-fair!”) but,--whereas Sempronius complains, that “Marcia, the lovely
-Marcia, is left behind,” the complaint against my heroine is, that
-“Marcia, the lovely Marcia,” is always running away. In excuse for her
-disappearance she alleged, that so far was her husband from thinking
-that “she towered above her sex,” that he had called her “a very bad
-woman,” which had provoked her so much, that she could not bear to stay
-with him; and she assured me, that he was himself “a very bad man;”
- which, if true, was certainly enough to justify any lady, black
-or white, in making a little incognito excursion for a week or so;
-therefore, as it appeared to be nothing more than a conjugal quarrel,
-and as Marcia engaged never to run away any more (at the same time
-allowing that she had suffered her resentment to carry her too far, when
-it had carried her all the way to the mountains), I desired that an act
-of oblivion might be passed in favour of Cato’s daughter, and away she
-went, quite happy, to pick hog’s meat.
-
-The negro houses are composed of wattles on the outside, with rafters of
-sweet-wood, and are well plastered within and whitewashed; they consist
-of two chambers, one for cooking and the other for sleeping, and are, in
-general, well furnished with chairs, tables, &c., and I saw none without
-a four-post bedstead and plenty of bed-clothes; for, in spite of the
-warmth of the climate, when the sun is not above the horizon the negro
-always feels very chilly. I am assured that many of my slaves are very
-rich (and their property is inviolable), and that they are I’ll never
-without salt provisions, porter, and even wine, to entertain their
-friends and their visiters from the bay or the mountains. As I passed
-through their grounds, many little requests were preferred to me: one
-wanted an additional supply of lime for the whitewashing his house;
-another was building a new house for a superannuated wife (for they have
-all so much decency as to call their sexual attachments by a conjugal
-name), and wanted a little assistance towards the finishing it; a third
-requested a new axe to work with; and several entreated me to negotiate
-the purchase of some relation or friend belonging to another estate, and
-with whom they were anxious to be reunited: but all their requests were
-for additional indulgences; not one complained of ill-treatment, hunger,
-or over-work.
-
-Poor Nicholas gave me a fresh instance of his being one of those whom
-Fortune pitches upon to show her spite: he has had four children, none
-of whom are alive; and the eldest of them, a fine little girl of four
-years old, fell into the mill-stream, and was drowned before any one was
-aware of her danger. His wife told me that she had had fifteen children,
-had taken the utmost care of them, and yet had now but two alive:
-she said, indeed, fifteen at the first, but she afterwards corrected
-herself, and explained that she had had twelve whole children and three
-half ones by which she meant miscarriages.
-
-Besides the profits arising from their superabundance of provisions,
-which the better sort of negroes are enabled to sell regularly once
-a week at Savannah la Mar to a considerable amount, they keep a large
-stock of poultry, and pigs without number; which latter cost their
-owners but little, though they cost me a great deal; for they generally
-make their way into the cane-pieces, and sometimes eat me up an hogshead
-of sugar in the course of the morning: but the most expensive of the
-planter’s enemies are the rats, whose numbers are incredible, and are so
-destructive that a reward is given for killing them. During the last six
-months my agent has paid for three thousand rats killed upon Cornwall.
-Nor is the sugar which they consume the worst damage which they commit;
-the worst mischief is, that if through the carelessness of those whose
-business it is to supply the mill, one cane which has been gnawed by the
-rats is allowed admittance, that single damaged piece is sufficient to
-produce acidity enough to spoil the whole sugar.
-
-
-JANUARY 17.
-
-In this country there is scarcely any twilight, and all nature seems to
-wake at the same moment. About six o’clock the darkness disperses, the
-sun rises, and instantly every thing is in motion: the negroes are
-going to the field, the cattle are driving to pasture, the pigs and the
-poultry are pouring out from their hutches, the old women are preparing
-food on the lawn for the _pickaninnies_ (the very small children), whom
-they keep feeding at all hours of the day; and all seem to be going to
-their employments, none to their work, the men and the women just as
-quietly and leisurely as the pigs and the poultry. The sight is really
-quite gay and amusing, and I am generally out of bed in time to enjoy
-it, especially as the continuance of the cool north breezes renders the
-weather still delicious, though the pleasure is rather an expensive
-one. Not a drop of rain has fallen since the 16th of November; the young
-canes are burning; and the drying quality of these norths is still more
-detrimental than the want of rain, so that these winds may be said to
-blow my pockets inside out; and as every draught of air, which I inhale
-with so much pleasure, is estimated to cost me a guinea, I feel, while
-breathing it, like Miss Burney’s Citizen at Vauxhall, who kept muttering
-to himself with every bit of ham that he put into his mouth, “There goes
-sixpence, and there goes a shilling!”
-
-
-JANUARY 18.
-
-A Galli-wasp, which was killed in the neighbouring morass, has just
-been brought to me. This is the Alligator in miniature, and is even more
-dreaded by the negroes than its great relation: it is only to be found
-in swamps and morasses: that which was brought to me was about eighteen
-inches in length, and I understand that it is seldom longer, although,
-as it grows in years, its thickness and the size of its jaws and
-head become greatly increased. It runs away on being encountered, and
-conceals itself; and it is only dangerous if trampled upon by accident,
-or if attacked; but then its bite is a dreadful one, not only from its
-tongue being armed with a sting (the venom of which is very powerful,
-although not mortal), but from its teeth being so brittle that they
-generally break in the wound, and as it is hardly possible to extract
-the pieces entirely, the wound corrupts, and becomes an incurable sore
-of the most offensive nature. Luckily, these reptiles are very scarce,
-but nothing can exceed the terror and aversion in which they are held by
-the negroes. This dead one had been lying in the room for several
-hours, yet, on my servant’s accidentally stirring the board on which
-the galli-wasp was stretched for my inspection, my little negro servant
-George darted out of the room in terror, and was at the bottom of the
-staircase in a moment. The skin of this animal appeared to be like
-shagreen in looks and strength, and was almost entirely composed of
-layers of very small scales; the colours were brownish-yellow and
-olive-green, the teeth numerous and piercing, and the claws of the feet
-very long and sharp: altogether it is a hideous and disgusting creature.
-As to the alligator of Jamaica, it is a timid animal, which never
-was known to attack the human species, though it frequently takes the
-liberty of running away with a dog or two, which appears to be their
-venison and turtle. There is no river on my estate large enough for
-their inhabiting; but, in Paradise River, which is not above four miles
-off, I understand that they are common.
-
-
-JANUARY 19.
-
-A young mulatto carpenter, belonging to Horace Beckford’s estate of
-Shrewsbury, came to beg my intercession with his overseer. He had been
-absent two days without leave, and on these occasions it is customary
-for the slaves to apply to some neighbouring gentleman for a note in
-their behalf’ which, as I am told, never fails to obtain the pardon
-required, as the managers of estates are in general but too happy to
-find an excuse for passing over without punishment any offences which
-are not very heinous; indeed, what with the excellent laws already
-enacted for the protection of the slaves, and which every year are still
-further ameliorated, and what with the difficulty of procuring more
-negroes--(which can now only be done by purchasing them from other
-estates),--which makes it absolutely necessary for the managers to
-preserve the slaves, if they mean to preserve their own situations,--I
-am fully persuaded that instances of tyranny to negroes are now very
-rare, at least in this island. But I must still acknowledge, from my own
-sad experience, since my arrival, that unless a West-Indian proprietor
-occasionally visit his estates himself, it is utterly impossible for him
-to be _certain_ that his deputed authority is not abused, however good
-may be his intentions, and however vigilant his anxiety.
-
-My father was one of the most humane and generous persons that ever
-existed; there was no indulgence which he ever denied his negroes, and
-his letters were filled with the most absolute injunctions for their
-good treatment. When his estates became mine, the one upon which I am
-now residing was managed by an attorney, considerably advanced in years,
-who had been long in our employment, and who bore the highest character
-for probity and humanity. He was both attorney and overseer; and it was
-a particular recommendation to me that he lived in my own house, and
-therefore had my slaves so immediately under his eye, that it was
-impossible for any subaltern to misuse them without his knowledge. His
-letters to me expressed the greatest anxiety and attention respecting
-the welfare and comfort of the slaves;--so much so, indeed, that when I
-detailed his mode of management to Lord Holland, he observed, “that if
-he did all that was mentioned in his letters, he did as much as could
-possibly be expected or wished from an attorney;” and on parting with
-his own, Lord Holland was induced to take mine to manage his estates,
-which are in the immediate neighbourhood of Cornwall. This man died
-about two years ago, and since my arrival, I happened to hear, that
-during his management a remarkably fine young penn-keeper, named Richard
-(the brother of my intelligent carpenter, John Fuller), had run away
-several times to the mountains. I had taken occasion to let the
-brothers know, between jest and earnest, that I was aware of Richard’s
-misconduct; and at length, one morning, John, while he blamed his
-brother’s running away, let fall, that he had some excuse in the extreme
-ill-usage which he had received from one of the bookkeepers, who “had
-had a spite against him.” The hint alarmed me; I followed it, and
-nothing could equal my anger and surprise at learning the whole truth.
-
-It seems, that while I fancied my attorney to be resident on Cornwall,
-he was, in fact, generally attending to a property of his own, or
-looking after estates of which also he had the management in distant
-parts of the island. During his absence, an overseer of his own
-appointing, without my knowledge, was left in absolute possession of
-his power, which he abused to such a degree, that almost every slave
-of respectability on the estate was compelled to become a runaway. The
-property was nearly ruined, and absolutely in a state of rebellion; and
-at length he committed an act of such severity, that the negroes,
-one and all, fled to Savannah la Mar, and threw themselves upon the
-protection of the magistrates, who immediately came over to Cornwall,
-investigated the complaint, and _now_, at length, the attorney, who
-had known frequent instances of the overseer’s tyranny, had frequently
-rebuked him for them, and had redressed the sufferers, but who still
-had dared to abuse my confidence so grossly as to continue him in his
-situation, upon this public exposure thought proper to dismiss him. Yet,
-while all this was going on--while my negroes were groaning under the
-iron rod of this petty tyrant--and while the public magistrature was
-obliged to interfere to protect them from his cruelty--my attorney had
-the insolence and falsehood to write me letters, filled with assurances
-of his perpetual vigilance for their welfare--of their perfect good
-treatment and satisfaction; nor, if I had not come myself to Jamaica,
-in all probability should I ever have had the most distant idea how
-abominably the poor creatures had been misused.
-
-I have made it my business to mix as much as possible among the negroes,
-and have given them every encouragement to repose confidence in me; and
-I have uniformly found all those, upon whom any reliance can be
-placed, unite in praising the humanity of their present superintendant.
-Instantly on his arrival, he took the whole power of punishment into his
-own hands: he forbade the slightest interference in this respect of any
-person whatever on the estate, white or black; nor have I been able to
-find as yet any one negro who has any charge of harsh treatment to bring
-against him.
-
-However, having been already so grossly deceived, I will never again
-place implicit confidence in any person whatever in a matter of such
-importance. Before my departure, I shall take every possible measure
-that may prevent any misconduct taking place without my being apprised
-of it as soon as possible; and I have already exhorted my negroes to
-apply to the magistrates on the very first instance of ill-usage, should
-any occur during my absence.
-
-I am indeed assured by every one about me, that to manage a West-Indian
-estate without the occasional use of the cart-whip, however rarely, is
-impossible; and they insist upon it, that it is absurd in me to call
-my slaves ill-treated, because, when they act grossly wrong, they are
-treated like English soldiers and sailors. All this may be very true;
-but there is something to me so shocking in the idea of this execrable
-cart-whip, that I have positively forbidden the use of it on Cornwall;
-and if the estate must go to rack and ruin without its use, to rack
-and ruin the estate must go. Probably, I should care less about this
-punishment, if I had not been living among those on whom it may be
-inflicted; but now, when I am accustomed to see every face that looks
-upon me, grinning from ear to ear with pleasure at my notice, and
-hear every voice cry “God bless you, massa,” as I pass, one must be an
-absolute brute not to feel unwilling to leave them subject to the lash;
-besides, they are excellent cajolers, and lay it on with a trowel.
-Nicholas and John Fuller came to me this morning to beg a favour, “and
-beg massa hard, quite hard!” It was, that when massa went away, “he would
-leave his picture for the negroes;” that they might talk to it, “all just
-as they did to massa.” Shakspeare says--
-
- “A little flattery does well sometimes!”
-
-But, although the mode of expressing it may be artifice, the sentiment
-of good-will may be shown. A dog grows attached to the person who feeds
-and makes much of him; and as they have never experienced as yet any but
-kind treatment from me personally, it would be against common sense and
-nature to suppose that my negroes do not feel kindly towards me.
-
-
-JANUARY 20.
-
-THE RUNAWAY.
-
- Peter, Peter was a black boy;
-
- Peter, him pull foot one day:
-
- Buckra girl, him * Peter’s joy;
-
- Lilly white girl entice him away.
-
- Fye, Missy Sally, fye on you!
-
- Poor Blacky Peter why undo?
-
- Oh! Peter, Peter was a bad boy;
-
- Peter was a runaway.
-
-* _The negroes never distinguish between “him” and “her” in their
-conversation_.
-
- Peter, him Massa thief--Oh! fye!
-
- Missy Sally, him say him do so.
-
- Him money spent, Sally bid him bye.
-
- And from Peter away him go;
-
- Fye, Missy Sally, fye on you!
-
- Poor Blacky Peter what him do?
-
- Oh! Peter, Peter was a sad boy;
-
- Peter was a runaway!
-
- Peter, him go to him Massa back;
-
- There him humbly own him crime:
-
- “Massa, forgib one poor young Black!
-
- Oh! Massa, good Massa, forgib dis time!”--
-
- Then in come him Missy so fine, so gay,
-
- And to him Peter thus him say:
-
- “Oh! Missy, good Missy, you for me pray!
-
- Beg Massa forgib poor runaway!”
-
- “Missy, you cheeks so red, so white;
-
- Missy, you eyes like diamond shine I
-
- Missy, you Massa’s sole delight,
-
- And Lilly Sally, him was mine!
-
- Him say--6 Come, Peter, mid me go!’--
-
- Could me refuse him? Could me say 6 no?’--»
-
- Poor Peter--‘no’ him could no say!
-
- So Peter, Peter ran away!”--
-
- Him Missy him pray; him Massa so kind
-
- Was moved by him prayer, and to Peter him says
-
- “Well, boy, for this once I forgive you!--but mind!
-
- With the buckra girls you no more go away!
-
- Though fair without, they’re foul within;
-
- Their heart is black, though white their skin.
-
- Then Peter, Peter with me stay;
-
- Peter no more run away!”--
-
-
-JANUARY 21. (Sunday.)
-
-The hospital has been crowded, since my arrival, with patients who
-have nothing the matter with them. On Wednesday there were about thirty
-invalids, of whom only four were cases at all serious; the rest had “a
-lilly pain here, Massa,” or “a bad pain me know nowhere, Massa,” and
-evidently only came to the hospital in order to sit idle, and chat away
-the time with their friends. Four of them the doctor ordered into the
-field peremptorily; the next day there came into the sick-house six
-others; upon this I resolved to try my own hand at curing them; and
-I directed the head-driver to announce, that the presents which I had
-brought from England should be distributed to-day, that the new-born
-children should be christened, and that the negroes might take
-possession of my house, and amuse themselves till twelve at night. The
-effect of my prescription was magical; two thirds of the sick were hale
-and hearty, at work in the field on Saturday morning, and to-day not a
-soul remained in the hospital except the four serious cases.
-
-The christening took place about four o’clock. Sully’s infant, which
-had been destined to perform a part on this occasion, had died in
-the hospital; but this morning the father came to complain of his
-disappointment, and to beg leave to substitute a child _by another_
-wife, which had been born about two months before my arrival; and as
-the father is a very serviceable fellow, and the mother, besides having
-brought up three children of her own, had the additional merit of having
-reared an infant whose own mother had died in child-bed, I broke through
-the rule of only christening those myself who should be born since my
-coming to Jamaica, and granted his request. By good luck, the first
-child to be named was the offspring of Minerva and Captain; so I told
-the parents that as it would be highly proper to call the boy after
-the greatest Captain that the world could produce, he should be named
-Wellington; and that I hoped that he would grow up to serve _me_ in
-Jamaica as well as the Duke of Wellington had served his massa, the
-King of England, in Europe. The Duke of Sully’s child I wanted to call
-Navarre; but the father had brought over a free negro from Savannah la
-Mar to stand godfather, who was his _fidus Achates_, by the name of John
-Davies, and I found that he had set his heart upon calling the boy John
-Lewis, after his friend and myself; so John Lewis he was.
-
-There ought to have been a third child, born at seven months, whom
-the _graundee_ had reared with great difficulty, and dismissed, quite
-strong, from the hospital; the mother had taken great care of it
-till the tenth day, when she was entitled to an allowance of clothes,
-provisions, &c.; but no sooner had she received her reward, than on that
-very night she suffered the child to remain so long without food, while
-she went herself to dance on a neighbouring estate, that it was brought,
-in an exhausted state, back to the hospital; and, in spite of every
-care, it expired within four and twenty hours after its return.
-
-The ceremony was performed with perfect gravity and propriety by all
-parties; I thought it as well to cut the reading part of it very short;
-but I read a couple of prayers, marked the foreheads of the children
-with the sign of the cross, and, instead of the concluding prayer, I
-substituted a wish, “that God would bless the children, and make them
-live to be as good servants to me, as I prayed him to make me a kind
-massa to them;” upon which all present very gravely made me their lowest
-bows and courtesies, and then gave me a loud huzza; so unusual a mode
-of approbation at a christening that it had nearly overturned my
-seriousness; and I made haste to serve out Madeira to the parents and
-assistants, that they might drink the healths of the new Christians and
-of each other. The mothers and the _graindee_ were then called up to
-the table, and the ladies in a family way were arranged behind them.
-
-_Their_ title in Jamaica is rather coarse, but very expressive. I asked
-Cubina one day “who was that woman with a basket on her head?”
-
-“Massa,” he answered, “that one belly-woman going to sell provisions
-at the Bay.” As she was going to sell _provisions_, I supposed that
-_belly_-woman was the name of her trade; but it afterwards appeared that
-she was one of those females who had given in their names as being then
-labouring under
-
- “The pleasing punishment which women bear;”
-
-and who, in consequence, were discharged from all severe labour. I then
-gave the _graundee_ and the mothers a dollar each, and told them, that
-for the future they might claim the same sum, in addition to their usual
-allowance of clothes and provisions, for every infant which should be
-brought to the overseer alive and well on the fourteenth day; and I also
-gave each mother a present of a scarlet girdle with a silver medal in
-the centre, telling her always to wear it on feasts and holidays, when
-it should entitle her to marks of peculiar respect and attention, such
-as being one of the first served, and receiving a larger portion than
-the rest; that the _first_ fault which she might commit, should be
-forgiven on the production of this girdle; and that when she should
-have any favour to ask, she should always put it round her waist, and
-be assured, that on seeing it, the overseer would allow the wearer to
-be entitled to particular indulgence. On every additional child an
-additional medal is to be affixed to the belt, and precedence is to
-follow the greater number of medals. I expected that this notion of
-an order of honour would have been treated as completely fanciful and
-romantic; but to my great surprise, my manager told me, that “he never
-knew a dollar better bestowed than the one which formed the medal of the
-girdle, and that he thought the institution likely to have a very good
-effect.”
-
-Immediately after the christening the Eboe drums were produced, and in
-defiance of Sunday the negroes had the irreverence to be gay and happy,
-while the presents were getting in order for distribution. All the men
-got jackets, the women seven yards of stuff each for petticoats, &c.,
-and the children as much printed cotton as would make a couple of
-frocks. The Creoles were delighted beyond measure when some of the
-African male negroes exclaimed, “Tank, massa,” and made a low courtesy
-in the confusion of their gratitude. As they were all called to receive
-their presents alphabetically in pairs, some of the combinations were
-very amusing. We had Punch and Plato, Priam and Pam, Hemp and Hercules,
-and Minerva and Moll come together. By twelve they dispersed, and I went
-to bed, as usual on these occasions, with a violent headach.
-
-
-JANUARY 22.
-
-While I was at dinner, a violent uproar was heard below stairs. On
-enquiry, it proved to be Cubina, quarrelling with his niece Phillis
-(a goodlooking black girl employed about the house), about a broken
-pitcher; and as her explanation did not appear satisfactory to him,
-he had thought proper to give her a few boxes on the ear. Upon hearing
-this, I read him such a lecture upon the baseness of a man’s striking a
-woman, and told him with so much severity that his heart must be a bad
-one to commit such an offence, that poor Cubina, having never heard a
-harsh word from me before, scarcely knew whether he stood upon his head
-or his heels. When he afterwards brought my coffee, he expressed his
-sorrow for having offended me, and begged my pardon in the most humble
-manner. I told him, that to obtain mine, he must first obtain that
-of Phillis, and he immediately declared himself ready to make her any
-apology that I might dictate. So the girl was called in; and her uncle
-going up to her, “I am very sorry, Phillis,” said he, “that I gave way
-to high passion, and called you hard names, and struck you: which I
-ought not to have done while massa was in the house;” (here I was going
-to interrupt him, but he was too clever not to perceive his blunder, and
-made haste to add) “nor if he had _not_ been here, nor at all; so I hope
-you will have the kindness to forgive me this once, and I never will
-strike you again, and so I beg your pardon.” And he then put out his
-hand to her in the most frank and hearty manner imaginable; and on
-her accepting it, made her three or four of his very lowest and most
-graceful bows. I furnished him with a piece of money to give her as a
-peace-offering; they left the room thoroughly reconciled, and in five
-minutes after they and the rest of the servants were all chattering,
-laughing, and singing together, in the most perfect harmony and
-good-humour. I suppose, if I had desired an upper servant in England to
-make the same submission, he would have preferred quitting my service to
-doing what he would have called “humbling himself to an inferior;” or,
-if he had found himself compelled to give way, he would have been sulky
-with the girl, and found fault with every thing that she did in the
-house for a twelvemonth after.
-
-On the other hand, there are some choice ungrateful scoundrels among
-the negroes: on the night of their first dance, a couple of sheep
-disappeared from the pen, although they could not have been taken
-from want of food, as on that very morning there had been an ample
-distribution of fresh beef; and last night another sheep and a quantity
-of poultry followed them. Yesterday, too, a young rascal of a boy called
-“massa Jackey,” who is in the frequent habit of running away for months
-at a time, and whom I had distinguished from the cleverness of his
-countenance and buffoonery of his manners, came to beg my permission
-to go and purchase food with some money which I had just given him,
-“because he was almost starving; his parents were dead, he had no
-provision-grounds, no allowance, and nobody ever gave him anything.”
- Upon this I sent Cubina with the boy to the storekeeper, when it
-appeared that he had always received a regular allowance of provisions
-twice a week, which he generally sold, as well as his clothes, at the
-Bay, for spirits; had received an additional portion only last Friday;
-and, into the bargain, during the whole of that week had been fed from
-the house. What he could propose to himself by telling a lie which must
-be so soon detected, I cannot conceive; but I am assured, that unless a
-negro has an interest in telling the truth, he always lies--in order to
-keep his tongue in practice.
-
-One species of flattery (or of _Congo-saw_, as we call it here) amused
-me much this morning: an old woman who is in the hospital wanted to
-express her gratitude for some stewed fish which I had sent her for
-supper, and, instead of calling me “massa,” she always said--“Tank him,
-_my husband_.”
-
-
-JANUARY 24.
-
-This was a day of perpetual occupation. I rose at six o’clock, and went
-down to the Bay to settle some business; on my return I visited the
-hospital while breakfast was getting ready; and as soon as it was over,
-I went down to the negro-houses to hear the whole body of Eboes lodge a
-complaint against one of the book-keepers, and appoint a day for their
-being heard in his presence. On my return to the house, I found two
-women belonging to a neighbouring estate, who came to complain of cruel
-treatment from their overseer, and to request me to inform their trustee
-how ill they had been used, and see their injuries redressed. They said,
-that having been ill in the hospital, and ordered to the field while
-they were still too weak to work, they had been flogged with much
-severity (though not beyond the limits of the law); and my head driver,
-who was less scrupulously delicate than myself as to ocular inspection
-of Juliet’s person (which Juliet, to do her justice, was perfectly ready
-to submit to in proof of her assertions), told me, that the woman had
-certainly suffered greatly; the other, whose name was Delia, was
-but just recovering from a miscarriage, and declared openly that the
-overseer’s conduct had been such, that nothing should have prevented her
-running away long ago if she could but have had the heart to abandon
-a child which she had on the estate. Both were poor feeble-looking
-creatures, and seemed very unfit subjects for any severe correction. I
-promised to write to their trustee; and, as they were afraid of being
-punished on their return home for having thrown themselves on my
-protection, I wrote a note to the overseer, requesting that the women
-might remain quite unmolested till the trustee’s arrival, which was
-daily expected; and, with this note and a present of cocoa-fingers and
-salt fish, Delia and Juliet departed, apparently much comforted.
-
-They were succeeded by no less a personage than _Venus_ herself--a poor,
-little, sickly, timid soul, who had purchased her freedom from my
-father by substituting in her place a fine stout black wench, who, being
-Venus’s _locum tenens_, was, by courtesy, called Venus, too, though her
-right name was “Big Joan;” but, by some neglect of the then attorney,
-Venus had never received any title, and she now came to beg “massa
-so good as give paper;” otherwise she was still, to all intents and
-purposes, my slave, and I might still have compelled her to work,
-although, at the same time, her substitute was on the estate. Of course,
-I promised the paper required, and engaged to act the part of a second
-Vulcan by releasing Venus from my chains: but the paper was not the only
-thing that Venus wanted; she also wanted a petticoat! She told me, that
-when the presents were distributed on Sunday, the petticoat, which she
-would otherwise have had, was, of course, “given to the _other_ Venus;”
- and though, to be sure, she was free now, yet, “when she belonged to
-massa, she had always worked for him well,” and “she was quite as glad
-to see massa as the other Venus,” and, therefore, “ought to have quite
-as much petticoat.” I tried to convince her, that for Venus to wear a
-petticoat of blue durant, or, indeed, any petticoat at all, would be
-quite unclassical: the goddess of beauty stuck to her point, and finally
-carried off the petticoat.
-
-Venus had scarcely evacuated the premises, when her place was occupied
-by the minister of Savannah la Mar, with proposals for instructing the
-negroes in religion; and the minister, in his turn, was replaced by one
-of the Sunday-night thieves, who had been caught while in the actual
-possession of one of my sheep and a great turkey-cock; and, to make the
-matter worse, the depredator’s name was Hercules! Hercules, whom Virgil
-states to have exercised so much severity on Cacus, when his own oxen
-were stolen, was taken up himself for stealing my sheep in Jamaica! The
-demi-god had nothing to say in his excuse: he had just received a large
-allowance of beef:--therefore, hunger had no share in his transgression;
-and the committing the offence during the very time that I was giving
-the negroes a festival, rendered his ingratitude the more flagrant.
-
-I perfectly well understood that the man was sent to me by my agent,
-in order to show the absolute necessity of sometimes employing the
-cart-whip, and to see whether I would suffer the fellow to escape
-unpunished. But, as this was the first offender who had been brought
-before me, I took that for a pretext to absolve him: so I lectured
-him for half an hour with great severity, swore that on the very next
-offence I would order him to be sold; and that if he would not do his
-fair proportion of work without being lashed, he should be sent to
-work somewhere else; for I would suffer no such worthless fellows on my
-estate, and would not be at the expense of a cart-whip to correct him.
-He promised most earnestly to behave better in future, and Hercules was
-suffered to depart: but I am told that no good can be expected of him;
-that he is perpetually running away; and that he had been absent for
-five weeks together before my arrival, and only returned home upon
-hearing that there was a distribution of beef, rum, and jackets going
-forward; in return for all which, he stole my sheep and my poor great
-turkey-cock.
-
-But now came the most puzzling business of the day. About four years
-ago, two Eboes, called Pickle and Edward, were rivals, after being
-intimate friends: Pickle (who is an excellent faithful negro, but not
-very wise) was the successful candidate; and, of course, the friendship
-was interrupted, till Edward married the sister of the disputed fair
-one. From this time the brothers-in-law lived in perfect harmony
-together; but, during the first festival given on my arrival, Pickle’s
-house was broken open, and robbed of all his clothes, &c. The thief was
-sought for, but in vain. On Monday last I found Pickle in the hospital,
-complaining of a pain in his side; and the blood, which had been taken
-from him, gave reason to apprehend a pleurisy arising from cold; but, as
-the disorder had been taken in its earliest stage, nothing dangerous
-was expected. The fever abated; the medicines performed their offices
-properly; still the man’s spirits and strength appeared to decline, and
-he persisted in saying that he was not better, and should never do
-well. At length, to-day, he got out of his sick bed, came to the house,
-attended by the whole body of drivers, and accused his brother-in-law
-of having been the stealer of his goods. I asked, “Had Edward been seen
-near his house? Had any of his effects been seen in Edward’s possession?
-Did Edward refuse to suffer his hut to be searched?” No. Edward, who was
-present, pressed for the most strict scrutiny, and asserted his perfect
-ignorance; nor could the accuser advance any grounds for the charge,
-except his belief of Edward’s guilt. “Why did he think so?” After
-much beating about the bush, at length out came the real _causa
-doloris_--“Edward had _Obeahed_ him!” He had accused Edward of breaking
-open his house, and had begged him to help him to his goods again; and
-“Edward had gone at midnight into the bush” (i. e. the wood), and “had
-gathered the plant whangra, which he had boiled in an iron pot, by
-a fire of leaves, over which he went pufij puffie!” and said the
-sautee-sautee; and then had cut the whangra root into four pieces, three
-to bury at the plantation gates, and one to burn; and to each of these
-three pieces he gave the name of a Christian, one of which was Daniel,
-and Edward had said, that this would help him to find his goods; but
-instead of that, he had immediately felt this pain in his side, and
-therefore he was sure that, instead of using Obeah to find his goods,
-Edward had used it to kill himself. “And were these all his reasons?” I
-enquired. “No; when he married, Edward was very angry at the loss of
-his mistress, and had said that they never would live well and happily
-together; and they never _had_ lived happily and well together.”
-
-This last argument quite got the better of my gravity. By parity of
-reasoning, I thought that almost every married couple in Great Britain
-must be under the influence of Obeah! I endeavoured to convince the
-fellow of his folly and injustice, especially as the person accused was
-the identical man who had detected the Obeah priest harboured in one
-of my negro huts last year, had seized him with his own hands, and
-delivered him up to my agent, who had prosecuted and transported him. It
-was, therefore, improbable in the highest degree, that he should be an
-Obeah man himself; and all the bystanders, black and white, joined me in
-ridiculing Pickle for complaints so improbable and childish. But anger,
-argument, and irony were all ineffectual. I offered to christen him, and
-expel black Obeah by white, but in vain; the fellow persisted in saying,
-that “he had a pain in his side, and, _therefore_, Edward must have
-given it to him;” and he went back to his hospital, shaking his head all
-the way, sullen and unconvinced. He is a young strong negro, perfectly
-well disposed, and doing his due portion of work willingly; and it
-will be truly provoking to lose him by the influence of this foolish
-prejudice.
-
-
-JANUARY 25.
-
-I sent for Edward, had him alone with me for above two hours, and
-pressed him most earnestly to confide in me. I gave him a dollar to
-convince him of my good-will towards him; assured him that whatever
-he might tell me should remain a secret between us; said, that I was
-certain of his not having used any poison, or done any thing really
-mischievous; but as I suspected him of having played some monkey-tricks
-or other, which, however harmless in themselves, had evidently operated
-dangerously upon Pickle’s imagination, I begged him to tell me precisely
-what had passed, in order that I might counteract its baleful effects.
-In reply, Edward swore to me most solemnly, “by the great God Almighty,
-who lives above the clouds,” that he never had used any such practices:
-that he had never gone into the wood to gather whangra; and that he had
-considered Pickle, from the moment of his own marriage, as his brother,
-and had always, till then, loved him as such. His eyes filled with tears
-while he protested that he should be as sorry for Pickle’s death as if
-it were himself; and he complained bitterly of having the ill name of
-an Obeah man given to him, which made him feared and shunned by his
-companions, and entirely without cause. But he said that he was certain
-that Pickle would never have suspected him of such a crime, if a third
-person had not put it into his head. There is a negro on my estate
-called Adam, who has been long and strongly suspected of having
-connections with Obeah men. When Edward was quite young, he was under
-this fellow’s superintendence, and he now assured me, that Adam had
-not only endeavoured to draw him into similar practices, but had even
-pressed him very earnestly to lay a magical egg under the door of a
-book-keeper whose conduct had been obnoxious. Edward had positively
-refused: from that moment his superintendent, from being his protector,
-had become his enemy, had shown him spite upon every occasion; and he it
-was, he had no doubt, who, for the purpose of injuring him, had put this
-foolish notion into Pickle’s head.
-
-Upon enquiry it appeared, that on the very morning succeeding Pickle’s
-entering the hospital, this suspected man had gone there also, on
-pretence of sickness, and had remained there to watch the invalid;
-although it was so evident that nothing was the matter with him, that
-the doctor had frequently ordered him to the field, but the man had
-always found means for evading the order. The first thing that we now
-did was to turn him out of the sick-house, neck and heels; I then
-took Edward with me to Pickle’s bedside, where the former told his
-brother-in-law, that if he had ever done any thing to offend him, he
-heartily begged his pardon; that he swore by the Almighty God that
-he had never been in the bush to hurt him, nor any where else; on the
-contrary, that he had always loved him, and wished him well; and that he
-now begged him to be friends with him again, to forget and forgive all
-former quarrels, and to accept the hand which he offered him in all
-sincerity. The sick man also confessed, that he had always loved Edward
-as his brother, had “eaten and drunk with him for many years with
-perfect good-will,” and that it was his ingratitude for such affection
-which vexed him more than any thing. On this I told him, that I insisted
-upon their being good friends for the future, and that I should never
-hear the word Obeah, or any such nonsense, mentioned on my estate,
-on pain of my extreme displeasure. I promised that, as soon as Pickle
-should be quite recovered, I would buy for him exactly a set of such
-things as had been stolen from him; that Edward should bring them to his
-house, to show that he had rather give him things than take them away;
-and I then desired to see them shake hands. They did so, with much
-apparent cordiality; Edward then went back to his work; and this
-evening, when I sent him a dish from my table, Pickle desired the
-servant to tell me, that he had hardly any fever, and felt “_quite so
-so_,” which, in the negro dialect, means “a great deal better.” I begin,
-therefore, to hope that we shall save the foolish fellow’s life at last,
-which, at one time, appeared to be in great jeopardy.
-
-There was a great dinner and ball for the whole county given to-day at
-Montego Bay, to which I was invited; but I begged leave to decline this
-and all other invitations, being determined to give up my whole time to
-my negroes during my stay in Jamaica.
-
-
-JANUARY 26.
-
-Every morning my agent regales me with some fresh instance of
-insubordination: he says nothing plainly, but shakes his head, and
-evidently gives me to understand, that the estate cannot be governed
-properly without the cart-whip. It seems that this morning, the women,
-one and all, refused to carry away the _trash_ (which is one of the
-easiest tasks that can be set), and that without the slightest pretence:
-in consequence, the mill was obliged to be stopped; and when the driver
-on that station insisted on their doing their duty, a little fierce
-young devil of a Miss Whaunica flew at his throat, and endeavoured to
-strangle him: the agent was obliged to be called in, and, at length,
-this petticoat rebellion was subdued, and every thing went on as usual.
-I have, in consequence, assured the women, that since they will not be
-managed by fair treatment, I must have recourse to other measures; and
-that, if any similar instance of misconduct should take place, I was
-determined, on my return from Kingston, to sell the most refractory,
-ship myself immediately for England, and never return to them and
-Jamaica more. This threat, at the time, seemed to produce a great
-effect; all hands were clasped, and all voices were raised, imploring me
-not to leave them, and assuring me, that in future they would do their
-work quietly and willingly. But whether the impression will last beyond
-the immediate moment is a point greatly to be doubted.
-
-
-JANUARY 27.
-
-Another morning, with the mill stopped, no liquor in the boiling-house,
-and no work done. The driver brought the most obstinate and insolent of
-the women to be lectured by me; and I bounced and stormed for half
-an hour with all my might and main, especially at Whaunica, whose
-ingratitude was peculiar; as she is the wife of Edward, the Eboe, whom
-I had been protecting against the charge of theft and Obeahism, and had
-shown him more than usual kindness. They, at last, appeared to be very
-penitent and ashamed of themselves, and engaged never to behave ill
-again, if I would but forgive them this present fault; Whaunica, in
-particular, assuring me very earnestly, that I never should have cause
-to accuse her of “bad manners” again; for, in negro dialect, ingratitude
-is always called “bad manners.” My agent declares, that they never
-conducted themselves so ill before; that they worked cheerfully and
-properly till my arrival; but now they think that I shall protect them
-against all punishment, and have made regularly ten hogsheads of sugar
-a week less than they did before my coming upon the estate. This is the
-more provoking, as, by delaying the conclusion of the crop, the latter
-part of it may be driven into the rainy season, and then the labour
-is infinitely more severe both for the slaves and the cattle, and more
-detrimental to their health.
-
-The minister of Savannah la Mar has shown me a plan for the religious
-instruction of the negroes, which was sent to him by the ecclesiastical
-commissaries at Kingston. It consisted but of two points: against the
-first (which recommended the slaves being _ordered_ to go to church on
-a Sunday) I positively declared myself. Sunday is now the absolute
-property of the negroes for their relaxation, as Saturday is for the
-cultivation of their grounds; and I will not suffer a single hour of it
-to be taken from them for any purpose whatever. If my slaves choose to
-go to church on Sundays, so much the better; but not one of them shall
-be _ordered_ to do one earthly thing on Sundays, but that which he
-chooses himself. The second article recommended occasional pastoral
-visits of the minister to the different estates; and in this respect I
-promised to give him every facility--although I greatly doubt any good
-effect being produced by a few short visits, at considerable intervals,
-on the minds of ignorant creatures, to whom no palpable and immediate
-benefit is offered. It appears, indeed, to me, that the only means of
-giving the negroes morality and religion must be through the medium of
-education, and their being induced to read such books in the minister’s
-absence as may recall to their thoughts what they have heard from him;
-otherwise, he may talk for an hour, and they will have understood but
-little--and remember nothing. There is not a single negro among my whole
-three hundred who can read a line; and what I suppose to be wanted
-on West-Indian estates is not an importation of missionaries, but of
-schoolmasters on Dr. Bell’s plan, if it could by any means be introduced
-here with effect. However, in the mean while I told the minister, that
-I was perfectly well inclined to have every measure tried that might
-enlighten the minds of the negroes, provided it did not interfere with
-their own hours of leisure, and were not compulsory. I mentioned to
-him a plan for commencing his instructions under the most favourable
-auspices, of which he seemed to approve; and he has promised to make
-occasional visits on my estate during my absence, which may do good and
-can do no harm; and, even should it fail to make the negroes religious,
-will, at least, add another humane inspector to my list. Soon after the
-minister’s departure, John Fuller came to repair one of the windows. Now
-John is in great disgrace with me in one respect. Instead of having a
-wife on the estate, he keeps one at the Bay, so that his children will
-not belong to me. Phillis, too, who formerly lived with John, says, that
-she parted with him, because he threw away all his money upon the Bay
-girls; though John asserts that the cause of separation was his catching
-the false Phillis coming out of one of the book-keepers’ bedrooms.
-
-However, it is certain, that now his connections are all at the Bay; and
-I have assured him, that if he does not provide himself with a wife at
-Cornwall, before my return from Kingston, I will put him up to auction,
-and call the girls together to bid for him, one offering half a dozen
-yams, and another a bit of salt fish; and the highest bidder shall carry
-him off as her property. But to-day, as he came into the room just as
-the minister left it, I told him that Dr. Pope was coming to give the
-negroes some instruction; and that he had left part of a catechism for
-him, which he was to get by heart against his next visit. John promised
-to study it diligently, and went off to get it read to him by one of the
-book-keepers. Several of his companions came to hear it from curiosity,
-and the book-keeper read aloud:--
-
- “John Fuller is gone to the Bay, boys,
-
- On the girls to spend his cash;
-
- And when John Fuller comes home, boys,
-
- John Fuller deserves the lash.”
-
-So John went away shaking his head, and saying, “Massa had told him,
-that the minister had left that paper to make him a better Christian.
-But he was certain that the minister had nothing to do with that, and
-that massa had made it all himself about the Bay girls.”
-
-
-JANUARY 28. (Sunday.)
-
-I shall have enough to do in Jamaica if I accept all the offices that
-are pressed upon me. A large body of negroes, from a neighbouring
-estate, came over to Cornwall this morning, to complain of hard
-treatment, in various ways, from their overseer and drivers, and
-requesting me to represent their injuries to their trustee here, and
-their proprietor in England. The charges were so strong, that I am
-certain that they must be fictitious; however, I listened to their story
-with patience; promised that the trustee (whom I was to see in a few
-days) should know their complaint;--and they went away apparently
-satisfied. Then came a runaway negro, who wanted to return home, and
-requested me to write a few lines to his master, to save him from the
-lash. He was succeeded by a poor creature named Bessie, who, although
-still a young woman, is dispensed with from labour, on account of her
-being afflicted with the _cocoa-bay_, one of the most horrible of negro
-diseases. It shows itself in large blotches and swellings, and which
-generally, by degrees, moulder away the joints of the toes and fingers,
-till they rot and drop off; sometimes as much as half a foot will go at
-once. As the disease is communicable by contact, the person so afflicted
-is necessarily shunned by society; and this poor woman, who is married
-to John Fuller, one of the best young men on the estate, and by whom she
-has had four children (although they are all dead), has for some time
-been obliged to live separated from him, lest he should be destroyed by
-contracting the same complaint. She now came to tell me, that she wanted
-a blanket, “for that the cold killed her of nights;” cold being that
-which negroes dislike most, and from which most of their illnesses
-arise. Of course she got her blanket; then she said, that she wanted
-medicine for her complaint. “Had not the doctor seen her?”
-
-“Oh, yes! Dr. Goodwin; but the white doctor could do her no good.
-She wanted to go to a black doctor, named Ormond, who belonged to
-a neighbouring gentleman.” I told her, that if this black doctor
-understood her particular disease better than others, certainly she
-should go to him; but that if he pretended to cure her by charms or
-spells, or any thing but medicine, I should desire his master to
-cure the black doctor by giving him the punishment proper for such an
-impostor. Upon this Bessie burst into tears, and said “that Ormond was
-not an Obeah man, and that she had suffered too much by Obeah men to
-wish to have any more to do with them. She had made Adam her enemy by
-betraying him, when he had attempted to poison the former attorney; he
-had then cursed her, and wished that she might never be hearty again:
-and from that very time her complaint had declared itself; and her poor
-pickaninies had all died away, one after another; and she was sure that
-it was Adam who had done all this mischief by Obeah.” Upon this, I put
-myself in a great rage, and asked her “how she could believe that God
-would suffer a low wicked fellow like Adam to make good people die,
-merely because he wished them dead?”
-
-“She did not know; she knew nothing about God; had never heard of any
-such Being, nor of any other world.” I told her, that God was a great
-personage, “who lived up yonder above the blue, in a place full of
-pleasures and free from pains, where Adam and wicked people could not
-come; that her pickaninies were not dead for ever, but were only gone up
-to live with God, who was good, and would take care of them for her; and
-that if she were good, when she died, she too would go up to God above
-the blue, and see all her four pickaninies again.” The idea seemed so
-new and so agreeable, to the poor creature, that she clapped her hands
-together, and began laughing for joy; so I said to her every thing that
-I could imagine likely to remove her prejudice; told her that I should
-make it a crime even so much as to mention the word Obeah on the estate;
-and that, if any negro from that time forward should be proved to have
-accused another of Obeahing him, or of telling another that he had been
-Obeahed, he should forfeit his share of the next present of salt-fish,
-which I meant soon to distribute among the slaves, and should never
-receive any favour from me in future; so I gave Bessie a piece of money,
-and she seemed to go away in better spirits than she came.
-
-This Adam, of whom she complained, is a most dangerous fellow, and the
-terror of all his companions, with whom he lives in a constant state
-of warfare. He is a creole, born on my own property, and has several
-sisters, who have obtained their freedom, and are in every respect
-creditable and praiseworthy; and to one of whom I consider myself as
-particularly indebted, as she was the means of saving poor Richard’s
-life, when the tyranny of the overseer had brought him almost to the
-brink of the grave. But this brother is in every thing the very reverse
-of his sisters: there is no doubt of his having (as Bessie stated)
-infused poison into the water-jars through spite against the late
-superintendent. It was this same fellow whom Edward suspected of
-having put into his brother-in-law’s head the idea of his having been
-bewitched; and it was also in his hut that the old Obeah man was found
-concealed, whom my attorney seized and transported last year. He is,
-unfortunately, clever and plausible; and I am told that the mischief
-which he has already done, by working upon the folly and superstition of
-his fellows, is incalculable; yet I cannot get rid of him: the law will
-not suffer any negro to be shipped off the island, until he shall have
-been convicted of felony at the sessions; I cannot sell him, for nobody
-would buy him, nor even accept him, if I would offer them so dangerous
-a present; if he were to go away, the law would seize him, and bring him
-back to me, and I should be obliged to pay heavily for his re-taking
-and his maintenance in the workhouse. In short, I know not what I can do
-with him, except indeed make a Christian of him! This might induce the
-negroes to believe, that he had lost his infernal power by the superior
-virtue of the holy water; but, perhaps he may refuse to be christened.
-However, I will at least ask him the question; and if he consents, I
-will send him--and a couple of dollars--to the clergyman--for he shall
-not have so great a distinction as baptism from massa’s own hand--and
-see what effect “white Obeah” will have in removing the terrors of this
-professor of the black.
-
-As to my sick Obeah patient, Pickle, from the moment of his
-reconciliation with his brother-inlaw he began to mend, and has
-recovered with wonderful rapidity: the fellow seems _really_ grateful
-for the pains which I have taken about him; and our difficulty now is
-to prevent his fancying himself too soon able to quit the hospital, so
-eager is he to return “to work for massa.”
-
-There are certainly many excellent qualities in the negro character;
-their worst faults appear to be, this prejudice respecting Obeah, and
-the facility with which they are frequently induced to poison to the
-right hand and to the left. A neighbouring gentleman, as I hear, has now
-three negroes in prison, all domestics, and one of them grown grey in
-his service, for poisoning him with corrosive sublimate; his brother
-was actually killed by similar means; yet I am assured that both of them
-were reckoned men of great humanity. Another agent, who appears to be in
-high favour with the negroes whom he now governs, was obliged to quit an
-estate, from the frequent attempts to poison him; and a person against
-whom there is no sort of charge alleged for tyranny, after being brought
-to the doors of death by a cup of coffee, only escaped a second time by
-his civility, in giving the beverage, prepared for himself to two young
-book-keepers, to both of whom it proved fatal. It, indeed, came out,
-afterwards, that this crime was also effected by the abominable belief
-in Obeah: the woman, who mixed the draught, had no idea of its being
-poison; but she had received the deleterious ingredients from an Obeah
-man, as “a charm to make her massa good to her;” by which the negroes
-mean, the compelling a person to give another every thing for which that
-other may ask him.
-
-Next to this vile trick of poisoning people (arising, doubtless, in a
-great measure, from their total want of religion, and their ignorance
-of a future state, which makes them dread no punishment hereafter for
-themselves, and look with but little respect on human life in others),
-the greatest drawback upon one’s comfort in a Jamaica existence seems to
-me to be the being obliged to live perpetually in public. Certainly, if
-a man was desirous of leading a life of vice _here_, he must have set
-himself totally above shame, for he may depend upon every thing done
-by him being seen and known. The houses are absolutely transparent; the
-walls are nothing but windows--and all the doors stand wide open. No
-servants are in waiting to announce arrivals: visiters, negroes, dogs,
-cats, poultry, all walk in and out, and up and down your living-rooms,
-without the slightest ceremony.
-
-Even the Temple of Cloacina (which, by the bye, is here very elegantly
-spoken of generally as “_The_ Temple,”) is as much latticed and as
-pervious to the eye as any other part of my premises; and many a time
-has my delicacy been put to the blush by the ill-timed civility of some
-old woman or other, who, wandering that way, and happening to cast her
-eye to the left, has stopped her course to curtsy very gravely, and pay
-me the passing compliment of an “Ah, massa! bless you, massa! how day?”
-
-
-JANUARY 29.
-
-I find that Bessie’s black doctor is really nothing more than a
-professor of medicine as to this particular disease; and I have ordered
-her to be sent to him in the mountains immediately. Several gentlemen
-of the county dined with me to-day, and when they left me, one of the
-carriages contrived to get overturned, and the right shoulder of one of
-the gentlemen was dislocated. Luckily, it happened close to the house;
-and as the physician who attends my estate had dined with me also, a
-boy, on a mule, was despatched after him with all haste. He was soon
-with us, the bone was replaced with perfect ease, and this morning the
-patient left me with every prospect of finding no bad effects whatever
-from his accident.
-
-We had at dinner a land tortoise and a barbecued pig, two of the best
-and richest dishes that I ever tasted;--the latter, in particular--which
-was dressed in the true maroon fashion, being placed on a barbecue (a
-frame of wicker-work, through whose interstices the steam can ascend),
-filled with peppers and spices of the highest flavour, wrapt in plantain
-leaves, and then buried in a hole filled with hot stones, by whose
-vapour it is baked, no particle of the juice being thus suffered to
-evaporate. I have eaten several other good Jamaica dishes, but none so
-excellent as this, a large portion of which was transferred to the most
-infirm patients in the hospital. Perhaps an English physician would have
-felt every hair of his wig bristle upon his head with astonishment, at
-hearing me ask, this morning, a woman in a fever, how her bark and
-her barbe cued pig had agreed with her. But, with negroes, I find that
-feeding the sick upon stewed fish and pork, highly seasoned, produces
-the very best effects possible.
-
-Some of the fruits here are excellent, such as shaddocks, oranges,
-granadelloes, forbidden fruit; and one between an orange and a lemon,
-called “the grape or cluster fruit,” appears to me quite delicious. For
-the vegetables, I cannot say so much, yams, plantains, cocoa poyers,
-yam-poys, bananas, &c. look and taste all so much alike, that I scarcely
-know one from the other: they are all something between bread and
-potatoes, not so good as either, and I am quite tired of them all. The
-Lima Bean is said to be more like a pea than a bean, but whatever it be
-like, it appeared to me very indifferent. As to peas themselves, nothing
-can be worse. The achie fruit is a kind of vegetable, which generally
-is fried in butter; many people, I am told, are fond of it, but I could
-find no merit in it. The palm-tree (or abba, as it is called here)
-produces a long scarlet or reddish brown cone, which separates into
-beads, each of which contains a roasting nut surrounded by a kind of
-stringy husk--which, being boiled in salt and water, upon being chewn
-has a taste of artichoke, but the consistence is very disagreeable. The
-only native vegetable, which I like much, is the ochra, which tastes
-like asparagus, though not with quite so delicate a flavour.
-
-As to fish, the variety is endless; but I think it rather consists in
-variety of names than of flavour. From this, however, I must except the
-Silk-Fish and Mud-Fish, and above all, the Mountain-Mullet, which is
-almost the best fish that I ever tasted. All the shell-fish, that I have
-met with as yet, have been excellent; the oysters have not come, in
-my way, but I am told that they are not only poor and insipid, but
-frequently are so poisonous that I had better not venture upon them; and
-so ends this chapter of the “Almanach des Gourmands” for Jamaica.
-
-
-JANUARY 30.
-
-There were above twenty ladies literally at my feet this morning. I went
-down to the negro-village to speak to Bessie about going to her black
-doctor; and all the refractory females of last week heard of my being
-there, and came in a body to promise better conduct for the future, and
-implore me not to go away. The sight of my carriage getting ready to
-take me to Kingston, and the arrival of post-horses, had alarmed them
-with the idea that I was really going to put my threats into execution
-of leaving them for ever. They had artfully enough prevailed on the
-wife of Clifford (the driver whom Whannica had collared) to be their
-spokes-woman; and they begged, and lifted up their folded hands, and
-cried, and fell on the ground, and kissed my feet--and, in short, acted
-their part so well, that they almost made me act mine to perfection, and
-fall to blubbering. I told them, that I certainly should go to Kingston
-on Thursday; but if I had good accounts of them during my absence, I
-should return in a few days;--if, on the contrary, the idle negroes
-continued to refuse to work without compulsion, then, in justice to
-the good ones (who last week were obliged to do more than their share),
-those punishments, which I had stopped, must be resumed;--but that, as
-Cornwall would be unsupportable to me, if I could not live there without
-hearing the crack of the abominable cart-whip all day long, I would not
-return to it, but ship myself off for England, and never visit them or
-Jamaica any more. And then I talked very sternly and positively about
-“punishments” and “making bad negroes do their work properly,” and every
-third word was the cart-whip, till I almost fancied myself the princess
-in the “Fairy Tale,” who never opened her mouth, but out came two toads
-and three couple of serpents. However, to sweeten my oration a little at
-the end, I told them, that, “having enquired closely into the characters
-of the present book-keepers, I had found no charge against any of them
-except one, who was accused of having occasionally struck a negro, of
-using bad language to them, and of being a hasty passionate man, though
-in other respects very serviceable to the estate. But although these
-faults were but trifling, and some of them not proved, so determined
-was I to show that I would suffer no white person on the estate who
-maltreated the negroes, either by word or deed, that I had determined to
-make an example of him for the warning of the rest; and accordingly had
-dismissed him this morning.”
-
-The man in question (by his own account) had made himself obnoxious to
-them; and on hearing of his discharge, they, one and all, sprawled upon
-the ground in such a rapture of joy and gratitude, that now I may safely
-say with Sir Andrew Aguecheek, “I was adored once!”
-
-The book-keeper had denied positively the charge of striking the
-negroes, and ascribed it to the revenge of the Eboe Edward, whom he had
-detected in cutting out part of a boiling-house window, in order that he
-might pass out stolen sugar unperceived; for, to do the negroes justice,
-it is a doubt whether they are the greatest thieves or liars, and the
-quantity of sugar which they purloin during the crop, and dispose of at
-the Bay for a mere trifle, is enormous. However, whether the charge
-of striking were true or not, it was sufficiently proved that this
-book-keeper was a passionate man, and he said himself, “that the negroes
-had conceived a spite against him,” which alone were reasons enough for
-removing him. Indeed, I had the less scruple from the slight nature of
-his offence making it easy for him to find another situation; and I
-have besides desired him to stay out his quarter on the estate, and
-then receive a double salary on going away, which will free him from any
-charge of having been dismissed disgracefully.
-
-
-JANUARY 31.
-
-I went to enquire after my petitioners Juliet and Delia, and had the
-satisfaction to find that the trustee had enquired into their complaint;
-and, as it appeared not to be entirely unfounded, he had done every
-thing that was right and necessary. Aberdeen, too, the runaway cooper,
-who had applied to me to obtain his pardon, had been suffered to return
-to his work unpunished; and as it had been found that his flight had in
-a great measure been occasioned by his being in a bad state of health,
-which rendered him apprehensive of being put to labour beyond his
-strength, he had been permitted to select his own occupation, which,
-of course, was the easiest one in his trade. But I found it a more
-difficult matter to ascertain the truth or falsehood of the charges
-brought to me on Sunday last: the books positively contradicted them,
-but the register might have been falsely kept; and as the negroes
-persisted most positively in their complaint against the overseer
-(particularly as to his having curtailed them of the legal allowance of
-time for their meals, and the cultivation of their own grounds) with the
-concurrence of the trustee, I wrote to the magistrates of the county,
-desiring that they would summon the negroes in question before a
-council of protection, and examine into the injuries of which they had
-complained to me.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 1. (Thursday.)
-
-I left Cornwall for Spanish Town at six in the morning, accompanied by
-a young naval officer, the son of my next neighbour, Mr. Hill of Amity,
-who not only was good enough to lend me a kittereen, with a canopy, to
-perform my journey, but his son to be my _cicerone_ on my tour. The
-road wound through mountain passes, or else on a shelf of rock so
-narrow--though without the slightest danger--that one of the wheels was
-frequently in the sea, while my other side was fenced by a line of bold
-broken cliffs, clothed with trees completely from their brows down to
-the very edge of the water. Between eight and nine we reached a solitary
-tavern, called Blue-fields, where the horses rested for a couple of
-hours. It had a very pretty garden on the sea-shore, which contained
-a picturesque cottage, exactly resembling an ornamental Hermitage; and
-leaning against one of the pillars of its porch we found a young girl,
-who exactly answered George Colman’s description of Yarico, “quite
-brown, but extremely genteel, like a Wedgewood teapot.” She told us that
-she was a Spanish creole, who had fled with her mother from the disputes
-between the royalists and independents in the island of Old Providence;
-and the owner of the tavern being a relation of her mother, he had
-permitted the fugitives to establish themselves in his garden-cottage,
-till the troubles of their own country should be over. She talked
-perfectly good English, for she said that there were many of that nation
-established in Providence. Her name was Antonietta. Her figure was light
-and elegant; her black eyes mild and bright; her countenance intelligent
-and good-humoured; and her teeth beautiful to perfection: altogether,
-Antonietta was by far the handsomest creole that I have ever seen.
-
-From Blue-fields we proceeded at once to Lakovia (a small village), a
-stage of thirty miles. Here we found a relay of horses, which conveyed
-us by seven o’clock to “the Gutturs;” a house belonging to the
-proprietor of the post-horses, and which is situated at the very foot of
-the tremendous May-day Mountains. The house is an excellent one, and we
-found good beds, eatables, and, in short, every thing that travellers
-could wish. The distance from Lakovia to “the Gutturs” is sixteen miles.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 2.
-
-Yesterday the only very striking point of view (although the whole of
-the road was picturesque) was “the Cove,” situated between Blue-fields
-and Lakovia, and which resembled the most beautiful of the views of
-coves to be found in “Cook’s Voyages,” but our journey to-day was a
-succession of beautiful scenes, from beginning to end. Instantly on
-leaving “the Gutturs,” we began to ascend the May-day Mountains, and it
-was not till after travelling for five and twenty miles, that we found
-ourselves at the foot of them on the other side, at a place called
-Williamsfield, about twelve miles from the toll-house, where we rested
-for the night. To be sure, the road was so rough, that it was enough to
-make one envy the Mahometan women, who, having no souls at all, could
-not possibly have them jolted out of their bodies; but the beauty of the
-scenery amply rewarded us for our bruised sides and battered backs. The
-road was, for the most part, bounded by lofty rocks on one side, and
-a deep precipice on the other, and bordered with a profusion of noble
-trees and flowering shrubs in great variety. In particular, I was struck
-with the picturesque appearance of some wild fig-trees of singular size
-and beauty. Although there were only two of us, besides servants, we
-found it necessary to employ seven horses and a couple of mules; and, as
-our cavalcade wound along through the mountains, the Spanish look of our
-sumpter-mules, and of our kittereens (which are precisely the vehicle in
-which Gil Bias is always represented when travelling with Scipio towards
-Lirias) gave us quite the appearance of a caravan; nor should I have
-been greatly surprised to see a trap-door open in the middle of the
-road, and Captain Rolando’s whiskers make their appearance. Every one
-spoke to me with contempt of this south road, in respect of beauty,
-when compared with the north; however, it certainly seemed to me more
-beautiful than any road which I have ever travelled as yet.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 3.
-
-A stage of twenty miles brought us to Old Harbour, and, passing through
-the Dry River, twelve more landed us at Spanish Town, otherwise called
-St. Jago de la Vega, and the seat of government in Jamaica, although
-Kingston is much larger and more populous, and must be considered as
-the principal town. We found very clean and comfortable lodgings at Miss
-Cole’s. Spanish Town has no recommendations whatever; the houses are
-mostly built of wood: the streets are very irregular and narrow; every
-alternate building is in a ruinous state, and the whole place wears
-an air of gloom and melancholy. The government house is a large
-clumsy-looking brick building, with a portico the stucco of which
-has suffered by the weather, and it can advance no pretensions to
-architectural beauty. On one side of the square in which it stands there
-is a small temple protecting a statue of Lord Rodney, executed by Bacon:
-some of the bas-reliefs on the pedestal appeared to me very good;
-but the old admiral is most absurdly dressed in the habit of a Roman
-General, and furnished out with buskins and a truncheon. The temple
-itself is quite in opposition to good taste, with very low arches,
-surmounted by heavy bas reliefs out of all proportion.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 4. (Sunday.)
-
-We breakfasted with the Chief Justice, who is my relation, and of my
-own name, and then went to the church, which is a very handsome one; the
-walls lined with fine mahogany, and ornamented with many monuments of
-white marble, in memory of the former governors and other principal
-inhabitants. It seems that my ancestors, on both sides, have always had
-a taste for being well lodged after their decease; for, on admiring one
-of these tombs, it proved to be that of my maternal grandfather; but
-still this was not to be compared for a moment with my mausoleum at
-Cornwall. After church I went home with the Rector, who is one of
-the ecclesiastical commissaries, and had a long conversation with him
-respecting a plan which is in agitation for giving the negroes something
-of a religious education. We afterwards dined with the member for
-Westmoreland; and as every body in Jamaica is on foot by six in the
-morning, at ten in the evening we were quite ready to go to bed.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 5.
-
-The Chief Justice went with me to Kingston, where I had appointed the
-agent for my other estate in St. Thomas-in-the-East to meet me. The
-short time allotted for my stay in the island makes it impossible to
-attend properly both to this estate and to Cornwall at this first visit,
-and therefore I determined to confine my attention to the negroes on
-the latter estate till my return to Jamaica. I now contented myself by
-impressing on the mind of my agent (whom I am certain of being a most
-humane and intelligent man) my extreme anxiety for the abolition of the
-cart-whip; and I had the satisfaction of hearing from him, that for a
-long time it had never been used more than perhaps twice in the year,
-and then only very slightly, and for some offence so flagrant that it
-was impossible to pass it over; and he assured me, that whenever I visit
-Hordley, I may depend upon its not being employed at all. On the other
-hand, I am told that a gentleman of the parish of Vere, who came over
-to Jamaica for the sole purpose of ameliorating the condition of his
-negroes, after abolishing the cart-whip, has at length been constrained
-to resume the occasional use of it, because he found it utterly
-impossible to keep them in any sort of subordination without it.
-
-There is not that air of melancholy about Kingston which pervades
-Spanish Town; but it has no pretensions to beauty; and if any person
-will imagine a large town entirely composed of booths at a race-course,
-and the streets merely roads, without any sort of paving, he will have,
-a perfect idea of Kingston.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 6.
-
-The Jamaica canoes are hollowed cotton-trees. We embarked in one of them
-at six in the morning, and visited the ruins of Port Royal, which, last
-year, was destroyed by fire: some of the houses were rebuilding; but
-it was a melancholy sight, not only from the look of the half-burnt
-buildings, but the dejected countenances of the ruined inhabitants.
-I returned to breakfast at the rectory, with two other ecclesiastical
-commissaries; had more conversation about their proposed plan; and
-became still more convinced of the difficulty of doing any thing
-effectual without danger to the island and to the negroes themselves,
-and of the extreme delicacy requisite in whatever may be attempted.
-We afterwards visited the school of the children of the poor, who are
-educating upon Dr. Bell’s system; and then saw the church, a very large
-and handsome one on the inside, but mean enough as to its exterior. I
-was shown the tombstone of Admiral Benbow, who was killed in a naval
-engagement, and whose ship afterwards
-
- “Bore down to Port Royal, where the people flocked very
-
- much
-
- To see brave Admiral Benbow laid in Kingston Town
-
- Church,”
-
-as the admiral’s Homer informs us.
-
-The church is a large one, but it is going to be still further extended;
-the negroes in Kingston and its neighbourhood being (as the rector
-assured me) so anxious to obtain religious instruction, that on Sundays
-not only the church but the churchyard is so completely thronged with
-them, as to make it difficult to traverse the crowd; and those who are
-fortunate enough to obtain seats for the morning service, through fear
-of being excluded from that of the evening, never stir out of the church
-during the whole day. They also flock to be baptized in great numbers,
-and many have lately come to be married; and their burials and
-christenings are performed with great pomp and solemnity.
-
-One of the most intelligent of the negroes with whom I have yet
-conversed, was the coxswain of my Port Royal canoe. I asked him whether
-he had been christened? He answered, no; he did not yet think himself
-good enough, but he hoped to be so in time. Nor was he married; for he
-was still young, and afraid that he could not break off his bad habits,
-and be contented to live with no other woman than his wife; and so he
-thought it better not to become a Christian till he could feel certain
-of performing the duties of it. However, he said, he had at least cured
-himself of one bad custom, and never worked upon Sundays, except on some
-very urgent necessity. I asked what he did on Sundays instead: did he go
-to church?--No. Or employ himself in learning to read?--Oh, no; though
-he thought being able to read _was a great virtue_; (which was his
-constant expression for any thing right, pleasant, or profitable;) but
-he had no leisure to learn, no week days, and as he had heard the parson
-say that Sunday ought to be a day of rest, he made a point of doing
-nothing at all on that day. He praised his former master, of whose son
-he was now the property, and said that neither of them had ever occasion
-to lay a finger on him. He worked as a waterman, and paid his master ten
-shillings a week, the rest of his earnings being his own profit; and
-when he owed wages for three months, if he brought two his master would
-always give him time for the remainder, and that in so kind a manner,
-that he always fretted himself to think that so kind a master should
-wait for his rights, and worked twice as hard till the debt was
-discharged. He said that kindness was the only way to make good negroes,
-and that, if _that_ failed, flogging would never succeed; and he advised
-me, when I found my negro worthless, “to sell him at once, and not stay
-to flog him, and so, by spoiling his appearance, make him sell for less;
-for blacks must not be treated now, massa, as they used to be; they can
-think, and hear, and see, as well as white people: blacks are wiser,
-massa, than they were, and will soon be still wiser.” I thought the
-fellow himself was a good proof of his assertion.
-
-I left Kingston at two o’clock, in defiance of a broiling sun; reached
-Spanish Town in time to dine with the Attorney-General; and went
-afterwards to the play, where I found my acquaintance Mr. Hill of Covent
-Garden theatre performing Lord William in “The Haunted Tower,” and Don
-Juan in the pantomime which followed. The theatre is neat enough, but, I
-am told, very inferior in splendour to that in Kingston. As to the
-performance, it was about equal to any provincial theatricals that I
-ever saw in England; although the pieces represented were by no means
-well selected, being entirely musical, and the orchestra consisting of
-nothing more than a couple of fiddles. My stay in Spanish Town has been
-too short to admit of my inspecting the antiquities of it, which must be
-reserved for a future visit, although I never intend to make a longer
-than the present. The difference of climate was very sensible, both at
-Spanish Town and Kingston; and the suffocating closeness made me long to
-breathe again in the country.
-
-The governor happened to be absent on a tour in the north; but I had an
-opportunity of seeing many of the principal persons of the island during
-my residence here; and the civilities which I received from all of them
-were not only more than I expected, but such as I should be unreasonable
-if I had desired more, and very ungrateful if I could ever forget them.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 7.
-
-We were to return by the North Road, and set out at six in the morning.
-The first stage was to the West Tavern, nineteen miles; and nothing can
-be imagined at once more sublime and more beautiful than the scenery.
-Our road lay along the banks of the Rio Cobre, which runs up to Spanish
-Town, where its floods frequently commit dreadful ravages. Large masses
-of rock intercept its current at small intervals, which, as well as its
-shallowness, render it unnavigable. The cliffs and trees are of the
-most gigantic size, and the road goes so near the brink of a tremendous
-precipice, that we were obliged always to send a servant forwards to
-warn any other carriage of our approach, in order that it might stay in
-some broader part while we passed it. A bridge had been attempted to
-be built over the river, but a storm had demolished it before its
-completion, and nothing was now left standing but a single enormous
-arch. In like manner, “the Dry River” sets all bridges at defiance: when
-we crossed it between Old Harbour and Spanish Town, it was nothing but
-a waste of sand; but its floods frequently pour down with irresistible
-strength and rapidity, and sometimes render it impassable for weeks
-together. I was extremely delighted with the first ten miles of this
-stage: unluckily, a mist then arose, so thick, that it was utterly
-impossible even to guess at the surrounding scenery; and the morning was
-so cold, that I was very glad to wrap myself up in my cloak as closely
-as if I had been travelling in an English December.
-
-By the time of our leaving the West Tavern the mist had dispersed, and I
-was able to ad mire the extraordinary beauty of Mount Diavolo, which we
-were then crossing. Though we had left the river, the road was still a
-narrow shelf of rock running along the edge of ravines of great depth,
-and filled with broken masses of stone and trees of wonderful magnitude;
-only that at intervals we emerged for a time into places resembling
-ornamental parks in England, the lawns being of the liveliest verdure,
-the ground rising and falling with an endless variety of surface, and
-enriched with a profusion of trees majestic in stature and picturesque
-in their shapes, many of them entirely covered with the beautiful
-flowers of “hogsmeat,” and other creeping plants. The logwood, too, is
-now perfectly golden with its full bloom, and perfumes all the air; and
-nothing can be more gay than the quantity of wild flowers which
-catch the eye on all sides, particularly the wild pine, and the wild
-ipecacuanha. We travelled for sixteen miles, which brought us to our
-harbour for the night,---a solitary tavern called Blackheath, situated
-in the heart of the mountains of St. Anne.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 8.
-
-The road soon brought us down to the very brink of the sea, which we
-continued to skirt during the whole of the stage. It then brought us to
-St. Anne’s Bay, where we found an excellent breakfast, at an inn quite
-in the English fashion,--for the landlady had been long resident in
-Great Britain. Every thing was clean and comfortable, and the windows
-looked full upon the sea. This stage was sixteen miles: the next was
-said to be twenty-five; but from the time which we took to travel it, I
-can scarcely believe it to be so much. Our road still lay by the
-sea-side, till we began to ascend the mountain of Rio Bueno; from which
-we at length perceived the river itself running into the sea. It was at
-Porto Bueno that Columbus is said to have made his first landing on the
-island. Rio Bueno is a small town with a fort, situated close to the
-sea. Here also we found a very good inn, kept by a Scotchman.
-
-The present landlady (her father being from home) was a very pretty
-brown girl, by name Eliza Thompson. She told me that she was only
-residing with her parents during her _husband’s_ absence; for she was
-(it seems) the _soi-disant_ wife of an English merchant in Kingston, and
-had a house on Tachy’s Bridge. This kind of establishment is the highest
-object of the _brown_ females of Jamaica; they seldom marry men of their
-own colour, but lay themselves out to captivate some white person, who
-takes them for mistresses, under the appellation of housekeepers.
-
-Soon after my arrival at Cornwall, I asked my attorney whether a
-clever-looking brown woman, who seemed to have great authority in
-the house, belonged to me?--No; she was a free woman.--Was she in
-my service, then?--No; she was not in my service. I began to grow
-impatient.--“But what _does_ she do at Cornwall? Of what use is she in
-the house?”--“Why sir, as to use.... of no great use, sir;” and then,
-after a pause, he added in a lower voice, “It is the custom, sir, in
-this country, for unmarried men to have housekeepers, and Nancy is
-mine.” But he was unjust in saying that Nancy is of no use on the
-estate; for she is perpetually in the hospital, nurses the children,
-can bleed, and mix up medicines, and (as I am assured) she is of more
-service to the sick than all the doctors. These brown housekeepers
-generally attach themselves so sincerely to the interests of their
-protectors, and make themselves so useful, that they in common retain
-their situation; and their children (if slaves) are always honoured by
-their fellows with the title of Miss. My mulatto housemaid is always
-called “Miss Polly,” by her fellow-servant Phillis. This kind of
-connection is considered by a brown girl in the same light as marriage.
-They will tell you, with an air of vanity, “I am Mr. Such-a-one’s
-_Love!_” and always speak of him as being her _husband_; and I am told,
-that, except on these terms, it is extremely difficult to obtain the
-favours of a woman of colour. To gain the situation of housekeeper to a
-white man, the mulatto girl
-
- “directs her aim;
-
- This makes her happiness, and this her fame.”
-
-
-FEBRUARY 9.
-
-The sea-view from a bridge near Falmouth was remarkably pleasing;
-a stage of eighteen miles brought us to the town itself, which I
-understand to be in size the second in the island.
-
-However various are the characters which actors sustain, I find their
-own to be the same every where. Although the Jamaica company did not
-consist of more than twenty persons, their green-room squabbles had
-divided it, and we found one half performing at Falmouth. We did not
-wait for the play, but proceeded for twenty-two miles to Montego Bay,
-where I once more found myself under the protecting roof of Miss Judy
-James.
-
-On our return from dinner at Mr. Dewer’s, we discovered a ball of brown
-ladies and gentlemen opposite to the inn. No whites nor blacks were
-permitted to attend this assembly; but as our landlady had two nieces
-there, under her auspices we were allowed to be spectators. The females
-chiefly consisted of the natural daughters of attorneys and overseers,
-and the young men were mostly clerks and book-keepers. I saw nothing at
-all to be compared, either for form or feature, to many of the humbler
-people of colour, much less to the beautiful Spaniard at Blue-fields.
-Long, or Bryan Edwards, asserts that mulattos never breed except with a
-separate black or white; but at this ball two girls were pointed out to
-me, the daughters of mulatto parents; and I have been assured that
-the assertion was a mistake, arising from such a connection being very
-rarely formed; the females generally preferring to live with white men,
-and the brown men having thus no other resource than black women. As to
-the above girls, the fact is certain; and the different shades of
-colour are distinguished by too plain a line to allow any suspicion of
-infidelity on the part of their parents.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 10.
-
-We passed the day at Mr. Plummer’s estate, Anchovy Bottom.
-
-When Lord Bolingbroke was resident in America, large flocks of turkeys
-used to ravage his corn-fields; but, from their extreme wildness, he
-never could make any of them prisoners. He had a barn lighted by a large
-sash window, and into this he laid a train of corn, hiding some servants
-with guns behind the large doors, which were folded back. The turkeys
-picked up the corn, and gradually were enticed to enter the barn. But
-as soon as a dozen had passed in, the servants clapped the doors to with
-all possible expedition. Now they reckoned themselves secure of their
-game; but to their utter consternation, the turkeys in a body darted
-towards the light, dashed against the glass, forced out the wood-work,
-and away went turkeys, glass, wood-work, and all.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 11. (Sunday.)
-
-I reached Cornwall about three o’clock, after an excursion the most
-amusing and agreeable that I ever made in my life. Almost every step
-of the road presented some new and striking scene; and although we
-travelled at all hours, and with as little circumspection as if we had
-been in England, I never felt a headach except for one half hour. On my
-arrival, I found the satisfactory intelligence usually communicated to
-West Indian proprietors. My estate in the west is burnt up for want of
-moisture; and my estate in the east has been so completely flooded, that
-I have lost a whole third of my crop. At Cornwall, not a drop of rain
-has fallen since the 16th of November. Not a vestige of verdure is to
-be seen; and we begin to apprehend a famine among the negroes in
-consequence of the drought destroying their provision grounds. This
-alone is wanting to complete the dangerous state of the island;
-where the higher classes are all in the utmost alarm at rumours of
-Wilberforce’s intentions to set the negroes entirely at freedom; the
-next step to which would be, in all probability, a general massacre of
-the whites, and a second part of the horrors of St. Domingo: while,
-on the other hand, the negroes are impatient at the delay; and such
-disturbances arose in St. Thomas’s in the East, last Christmas, as
-required the interposition of the magistrates. They say that the negroes
-of that parish had taken it into their heads that _The Regent and
-Wilherforce_ had actually determined upon setting them all at liberty at
-once on the first day of the present year, but that the interference of
-the island had defeated the plan. Their discontent was most carefully
-and artfully fomented by some brown Methodists, who held secret and
-nightly meetings on the different estates, and did their best to mislead
-and bewilder these poor creatures with their fantastic and absurd
-preaching. These fellows harp upon sin, and the devil, and hell-fire
-incessantly, and describe the Almighty and the Saviour as beings so
-terrible, that many of their proselytes cannot hear the name of Christ
-without shuddering. One poor negro, on one of my own estates, told the
-overseer that he knew himself to be so great a sinner that nothing could
-save him from the devil’s clutches, even for a few hours, except singing
-hymns; and he kept singing so incessantly day and night, that at length
-terror and want of sleep turned his brain, and the wretch died raving
-mad.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 12.
-
-A Sir Charles Price, who had an estate in this island infested by rats,
-imported, with much trouble, a very large and strong species for the
-purpose of extirpating the others. The new-comers answered his purpose
-to a miracle; they attacked the native rats with such spirit, that in a
-short time they had the whole property to themselves; but no sooner had
-they done their duty upon the rats, than they extended their exertions
-to the cats, of whom their strength and size at length enabled them
-completely to get the better; and since that last victory, Sir Charles
-Price’s rats, as they are called, have increased so prodigiously, that
-(like the man in Scripture, who got rid of one devil, and was taken
-possession of by seven others) this single species is now a greater
-nuisance to the island than all the others before them were together.
-The best, mode of destroying rats here is with terriers; but those
-imported from England soon grow useless, being blinded by the sun, while
-their puppies, born in Jamaica, are provided by nature with a protecting
-film over their eyes, which effectually secures them against incurring
-that calamity.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 12.
-
-Poor Philippa, the woman who used always to call me her “husband,” and
-whom I left sick in the hospital, during my absence has gone out of
-her senses; and there cannot well happen any thing more distressing, as
-there is no separate place for her confinement, and her ravings disturb
-the other invalids. There is, indeed, no kind of bedlam in the whole
-island of Jamaica: whether this proceeds from people being so very
-sedate and sensible, that they never go mad, or from their all being so
-mad, that no one person has a right to shut up another for being out
-of his senses, is a point which I will not pretend to decide. One of my
-domestic negroes, a boy of sixteen, named Prince, was abandoned by his
-worthless mother in infancy, and reared by this Philippa; and since her
-illness he passes every moment of his leisure in her sick-room. On the
-other hand, there is a woman named Christian, attending two fevered
-children in the hospital; one her own, and the other an adopted infant,
-whom she reared upon the death of its mother in child-birth; and there
-she sits, throwing her eyes from one to the other with such unceasing
-solicitude, that no one could discover which was her own child and which
-the orphan.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 13.
-
-Two Jamaica nightingales have established themselves on the orange tree
-which grows against my window, and their song is most beautiful. This
-bird is also called “the mocking-bird,” from its facility of imitating,
-not only the notes of every other animal, but--I am told--of catching
-every tune that may be played or sung two or three times in the house
-near which it resides, after which it will go through the air with the
-greatest taste and precision, throwing in cadences and ornaments that
-Catalani herself might envy.
-
-But by far the most curious animal that I have yet seen in Jamaica is
-“the soldier,” a species of crab, which inhabits a shell like a snail’s,
-so small in proportion to its limbs, that nothing can be more curious
-or admirable than the machinery by which it is enabled to fold them
-up instantly on the slightest alarm. They inhabit the mountains, but
-regularly once a year travel in large troops down to the seaside to
-spawn and change their shells. If I recollect right, Goldsmith gives a
-very full and entertaining account of this animal, by the name of “the
-soldier crab.” They are seldom used in Jamaica except for soups, which
-are reckoned delicious: that which was brought to me was a very small
-one, the shell being no bigger than a large snail’s, although the animal
-itself, when marching with his house on his back, appears to be above
-thrice the size; but I am told that they are frequently as large as a
-man’s fist. Mine was found alone in the public road: how it came to be
-in so solitary a state, I know not, for in general they move in armies,
-and march towards the sea in a straight line; I am afraid, by his being
-found alone, that my soldier must have been a deserter.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 14.
-
-To-day there was a shower of rain for the first time since my arrival;
-indeed, not a drop has fallen since the 16th of November; and in
-consequence my present crop has suffered terribly, and our expectations
-for next season are still worse.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 18. (Sunday.)
-
-The rain has brought forth the fire-flies, and in the evening the hedges
-are all brilliant with their numbers. In the day they seem to be torpid
-beetles of a dull reddish colour, but at night they become of a shining
-purple. The fire proceeds from two small spots in the back part of the
-head. It is yellow in the light, and requires motion to throw out its
-radiance in perfection; but as soon as it is touched, the fly struggles
-violently, and bends itself together with a clicking noise like the snap
-of a spring; and I understand that this effort is necessary to set it in
-motion. It is sufficiently strong to turn itself upwards with a single
-movement, if lying on its back: some people say that it is always
-obliged to throw itself upon its back in order to take wing; but this
-I have, again, heard others contradict. When confined in a glass, the
-light seems almost extinguished; nothing can be discerned but two pale
-yellow spots; but on being pressed by the hand it becomes more brilliant
-than any emerald, and when on the wing it seems entirely composed of the
-most beautifully coloured fire.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 20.
-
-I attended the Slave Court, where a negro was tried for sheep-stealing,
-and a black servant girl for attempting to poison her master. The former
-was sentenced to be transported. The latter was a girl of fifteen,
-called Minetta: she acknowledged the having infused corrosive sublimate
-in some brandy and water; but asserted that she had taken it from the
-medicine chest without knowing it to be poison, and had given it to
-her master at her grandmother’s desire. This account was evidently a
-fabrication: there was no doubt of the grandmother’s innocence, although
-some suspicion attached to the mother’s influence; but as to the girl
-herself, nothing could be more hardened than her conduct through the
-whole transaction. She stood by the bed to see her master drink the
-poison; witnessed his agonies without one expression of surprise or
-pity; and when she was ordered to leave the room, she pretended to
-be fast asleep, and not to hear what was said to her. Even since her
-imprisonment, she could never be prevailed upon to say that she was
-sorry for her master’s having been poisoned; and she told the people in
-the gaol, that “they could do nothing to her, for she had turned king’s
-evidence against her grandmother.” She was condemned to die on Thursday
-next, the day after to-morrow: she heard the sentence pronounced without
-the least emotion; and I am told, that when she went down the steps of
-the courthouse, she was seen to laugh.
-
-The trial appeared to be conducted with all possible justice and
-propriety; the jury consisted of nine respectable persons; the bench of
-three magistrates, and a senior one to preside. There were no lawyers
-employed on either side; consequently no appeals to the passions, no
-false lights thrown out, no traps, no flaws, no quibbles, no artful
-cross-examinings, and no brow-beating of witnesses; and I cannot say
-that the trial appeared to me to go on at all the worse. Nobody appeared
-to be either for or against the prisoner; the only object of all present
-was evidently to come at the truth, and I sincerely believe that they
-obtained their object. The only part of the trial of which I disapproved
-was the ordering the culprit to such immediate execution, that
-sufficient time was not allowed for the exercise of the royal
-prerogative, should the governor have been disposed to commute the
-punishment for that of transportation.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 21.
-
-During my excursion to Spanish Town, the complaining negroes of
-Friendship, who had applied to me for relief, were summoned to Savannah
-la Mar, before the Council of Protection, and the business thoroughly
-investigated. Their examination has been sent to me, and they appear
-to have had a very fair hearing. The journals of the estate were
-produced;--the book-keepers examined upon oath; and in order to make out
-a case at all, the chief complainant contradicted himself so grossly,
-as left no doubt that the whole was a fabrication. They were, therefore,
-dismissed without relief, but also without punishment, in spite of their
-gross falsehoods and calumnies; and although they did not gain their
-object, I make no doubt that they will go on more contentedly for having
-had attention paid to their complaints. It was indeed evident, that
-Nelly (the chief complainant) was actuated more by wounded pride than
-any real feeling of hardship; for what she laid the most stress upon
-was, the overseer’s turning his back upon her, when she stated herself
-to be injured, and walking away without giving her any answer.
-
-There are so many pleasing and amusing parts of the character of
-negroes, that it seems to me scarcely possible not to like them. But
-when they are once disposed to evil, they seem to set no bounds to the
-indulgence of their bad passions. A poor girl came into the hospital
-to-day, who had had some trifling dispute with two of her companions; on
-which the two friends seized her together, and each fixing her teeth on
-one of the girl’s hands, bit her so severely, that we greatly fear her
-losing the use of both of them. I happened also to ask, this morning, to
-whom a skull had belonged, which I had observed fixed on a pole by the
-roadside, when returning last from Montego Bay. I was told, that about
-five years ago a Mr. Dunbar had given some discontent to his negroes in
-the article of clothing them, although, in other respects, he was by no
-means a severe master. However, this was sufficient to induce his head
-driver, who had been brought up in his own house from infancy, to form
-a plot among his slaves to assassinate him; and he was assisted in
-this laudable design by two young men from a neighbouring property, who
-barely knew Mr. Dunbar by sight, had no enmity against him whatever, and
-only joined in the conspiracy in compliment to their worthy friend
-the driver. During several months a variety of attempts were made for
-effecting their purpose; but accident defeated them; till at length they
-were made certain of his intention to dine out at some distance, and of
-his being absolutely obliged to return in the evening. An ambuscade was
-therefore laid to intercept him; and on his passing a clump of trees,
-the assassins sprang upon him, the driver knocked him from his horse,
-and in a few moments their clubs despatched him. No one suspected the
-driver; but in the course of enquiry, his house as well as the other was
-searched, and not only Mr. Dunbar’s watch was found concealed there,
-but with it one of his ears, which the villain had carried away, from a
-negro belief that, as long as the murderer possesses one of the ears
-of his victim, he will never be haunted by his spectre. The
-stranger-youths, two of Dunbar’s negroes, and the driver, were tried,
-confessed the crime, and were all executed; the head of the latter being
-fixed upon a pole _in terrorem_. But while the offenders were still in
-prison, the overseer upon a neighbouring property had occasion to find
-fault in the field with a woman belonging to a gang hired to perform
-some particular work; upon which she flew upon him with the greatest
-fury, grasped him by the throat, cried to her fellows--“Come here! come
-here! Let us Dunbar him!” and through her strength and the suddenness
-of her attack had nearly accomplished her purpose, before his own slaves
-could come to his assistance. This woman was also executed.
-
-This happened about five years ago, when the mountains were in a very
-rebellious state. Every thing there is at present quiet. But only last
-year a book-keeper belonging to the next estate to me was found with
-his skull fractured in one of my own cane-pieces; nor have any enquiries
-been able to discover the murderer.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 22.
-
-During many years the Moravians have been established upon the
-neighbouring estate of Mesopotamia. As the ecclesiastical commissaries
-had said so much to me respecting the great appetite of the negroes for
-religious instruction, I was desirous of learning what progress had been
-made in this quarter, and this morning I went over to see one of the
-teachers. He told me, that he and his wife had jointly used their best
-efforts to produce a sense of religion in the minds of the slaves; that
-they were all permitted to attend his morning and evening lectures,
-if they chose it; but that he could not say that they showed any great
-avidity on the subject. It seems that there are at least three hundred
-negroes on the estate; the number of believers has rather increased than
-diminished, to be sure, but still in a very small proportion. When this
-gentleman arrived, there were not more than forty baptised persons: he
-has been here upwards of five years, and still the number of persons
-“belonging to his church” (as he expressed it) does not exceed fifty. Of
-these, seldom more than ten or a dozen attend his lectures at a time. As
-to the remaining two hundred and fifty, they take no more notice of his
-lectures or his exhortations, than if there were no such person on the
-property, are only very civil to him when they see him, and go on in
-their own old way, without suffering him to interfere in any shape. By
-the overseer of Greenwich’s express desire, the Moravian has, however,
-agreed to give up an hour every day for the religious instruction of the
-negro children on that property: and I should certainly request him to
-extend his labours to Cornwall, if I did not think it right to give
-the Church of England clergymen full room for a trial of their intended
-periodical visitations; which would not be the case, if the negroes
-were to be interfered with by the professors of any other communion:
-otherwise I am myself ready to give free ingress and egress upon my
-several estates to the teachers of any Christian sect whatever, the
-Methodists always excepted, and “Miss Peg, who faints at the sound of an
-organ.”
-
-For my own part, I have no hope of any material benefit arising from
-these religious visitations made at quarterly intervals. It seems to me
-as nugatory as if a man were to sow a field with horse-hair, and expect
-a crop of colts.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 23.
-
-This morning my picture was drawn by a self-taught genius, a negro
-Apelles, belonging to Dr. Pope, the minister; and the picture was
-exactly such as a self-taught genius might be expected to produce. It
-was a straight hard outline, without shade or perspective; the hair
-was a large black patch, and the face covered with an uniform layer
-of flesh-colour, with a red spot in the centre of each cheek. As to
-likeness, there was not even an attempt to take any. But still, such as
-they were, there were eyes, nose, and mouth, to be sure. A long red
-nose supplied the place of my own snub; an enormous pair of whiskers
-stretched themselves to the very corner of my mouth; and in place
-of three hairs and a half, the painter, in the superabundance of his
-generosity, bestowed upon me a pair of eye-brows more bushy than Dr.
-Johnson’s, and which, being formed in an exact semicircle, made the eyes
-beneath them stare with an expression of the utmost astonishment. The
-negroes, however, are in the highest admiration of the painter’s skill,
-and consider the portrait as a striking resemblance; for there is a very
-blue coat with very yellow buttons, and white gaiters and trow-sers, and
-an eye-glass so big and so blue, that it looks as if I had hung a pewter
-plate about my neck; and a bunch of watch-seals larger than those with
-which Pope has decorated Belinda’s great great grandsire. John Fuller
-(to whom, jointly with Nicholas, the charge of this inestimable treasure
-is to be entrusted) could not find words to express his satisfaction at
-the performance. “Dere massa coat! and dere him chair him sit in! and
-dere massa seals, all just de very same ting! just all as one! And oh!
-ki! dere massa pye-glass!” In the midst of his raptures he dropped the
-picture, and fractured the frame-glass. His despair now equalled his
-former joy;--“Oh, now what for him do? Such a pity! Just to break it
-after it was all done so well! All so pretty!” However, we stuck the
-broken glass together with wafers, and he carried it off, assuring me,
-“that when massa gone, he should talk to it every morning, all one as
-if massa still here.” Indeed, this “talking to massa” is a favourite
-amusement among the negroes, and extremely inconvenient: they come to me
-perpetually with complaints so frivolous, and requests so unreasonable,
-that I am persuaded they invent them only to have an excuse for “talk
-to massa;” and when I have given them a plump refusal, they go away
-perfectly satisfied, and “tank massa for dis here great indulgence of
-talk.”
-
-There is an Eboe carpenter named Strap, who was lately sick and in great
-danger, and whom I nursed with particular care. The poor fellow thinks
-that he never can express his gratitude sufficiently; and whenever he
-meets me in the public road, or in the streets of Savannah la Mar, he
-rushes towards the carriage, roars out to the postilion to stop, and if
-the boy does not obey instantly, he abuses him with all his power; “for
-why him no stop when him want talk to massa?”--“But look, Strap, your
-beast is getting away!”--“Oh! damn beast, massa.”--“But you should go to
-your mountain, or you will get no vittle.”--“Oh, damn vittle, and damn
-mountain! me no want vittle, me want talk wid massa;” and then, all that
-he has got to say is, “Oh massa, massa! God bless you, massa! me quite,
-_quite_ glad to see you come back, my own massa!” And then he bursts
-into a roar of laughter so wild and so loud, that the passers-by cannot
-help stopping to stare and laugh too.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 24.
-
-On the Sunday after my first arrival, the whole body of Eboe negroes
-came to me to complain of the attorney, and more particularly of one of
-the book-keepers. I listened to them, if not with unwearied patience,
-at least with unsubdued fortitude, for above an hour and a half; and
-finding some grounds for their complaint against the latter, in a few
-days I went down to their quarter of the village, told them that to
-please them I had discharged the book-keeper, named a day for examining
-their other grievances, and listened to them for an hour more. When the
-day of trial came, they sent me word that they were perfectly satisfied,
-and had no complaint to make. I was, therefore, much surprised to
-receive a visit from Edward, the Eboe, yesterday evening, who informed
-me, that during my absence his fellows had formed a plan of making a
-complaint _en masse_ to a neighbouring magistrate; and that, not only
-against the attorney, but against myself “for not listening to them when
-they were injured;” and Edward claimed great merit with me for having
-prevented their taking this step, and convinced them, that while I was
-on the estate myself, there could be no occasion for applying to a third
-person. Now, having made me aware of my great obligations to him, here
-Edward meant the matter to rest; but being a good deal incensed at
-their ingratitude, I instantly sent for the Eboes, and enquired into the
-matter; when it appeared, that Edward (who is a clever fellow, and has
-great influence over the rest) had first goaded them into a resolution
-of complaining to a magistrate, had then stopped them from putting their
-plan into execution, and that the whole was a plot of Edward’s, in order
-to make a merit with me for himself at the expense of his countrymen.
-However, as they confessed their having had the intention of applying
-to Mr. Hill as a magistrate, I insisted upon their executing their
-intention. I told them, that as Mr. Hill was the person whom they had
-selected for their protector, to Mr. Hill they should go; that they
-should either make their complaint to him against me, or confess that
-they had been telling lies, and had no complaint to make; and that, as
-the next day was to be a play-day given them by me, instead of passing
-it at home in singing and dancing, they should pass it at the Bay in
-stating their grievances.
-
-This threw them into terrible confusion; they cried out that they wanted
-to make no complaint whatever, and that it was all Edward’s fault, who
-had misled them. Three of them, one after the other, gave him the lie to
-his face; and each and all (Edward as well as the rest) declared that go
-to the Bay they absolutely would _not_. The next morning they were all
-at the door waiting for my coming out: they positively refused to go to
-Mr. Hill, and begged and prayed, and humbled themselves; now scraping
-and bowing to me, and then blackguarding Edward with all their might and
-main; and when I ordered the driver to take charge of them, and carry
-them to Mr. Hill, some of them fairly took to their heels, and ran away.
-However, the rest soon brought them back again, for they swore that
-if one went, all should go; and away they were marched, in a string of
-about twenty, with the driver at their head. When they got to the Bay,
-they told Mr. Hill that, as to their massa, they had no complaint to
-make against him, except that he had compelled them to make one; and
-what they said against the attorney was so trifling, that the magistrate
-bade the driver take them all back again. Upon which they slunk away to
-their houses, while the Creoles cried out “Shame! shame!” as they passed
-along.
-
-Indeed, the Creoles could not have received a greater pleasure than
-the mortification of the Eboes; for the two bodies hate each other as
-cordially as the Guelphs and Ghibellines; and after their departure
-for the Bay, I heard the head cook haranguing a large audience, and
-declaring it to be her fixed opinion, “that massa ought to sell all the
-Eboes, and buy Creoles instead.” Probably, Mrs. Cook was not the less
-loud in her exclamations against the ingratitude of the Eboes, from her
-own loyalty having lately been questioned. She had found fault one day
-in the hospital with some women who feigned sickness in order to remain
-idle. “You no work willing for massa,” said Mrs. Cook, “and him so vex,
-him say him go to Kingston to-morrow, and him wish him neber come back
-again!”--“What!” cried Philippa, the mad woman, “you wish massa neber
-come back from Kingston?” So she gave Mrs. Cook a box on the ear with
-all her might; upon which Mrs. Cook snatched up a stick and broke the
-mad woman’s pate with it. But though she could beat a hole in her head,
-she never could beat out of it her having said that she wished massa
-might never come back. And although Philippa has recovered her senses,
-in her belief of Mrs. Cook’s disloyalty she continues firm; and they
-never meet without renewing the dispute.
-
-To-day being a play-day, the gaiety of the negroes was promoted by a
-distribution of an additional quantity of salt-fish (which forms a most
-acceptable ingredient in their pepper-pots), and as much rum and sugar
-as they chose to drink. But there was also a dinner prepared at the
-house where the “white people” reside, expressly for none but the
-_piccaninny-mothers_; that is, for the women who had children living. I
-had taken care, when this play-day was announced by the head driver, to
-make him inform the negroes that they were indebted for it entirely to
-these mothers; and to show them the more respect, I went to them after
-dinner myself, and drank their healths. The most respectable blacks on
-the estate were also assembled in the room; and I then told them that
-clothes would wear out, and money would be spent, and that I wished to
-give them something more lasting than clothes or money. The law
-only allows them, as a matter of right, every alternate Saturday for
-themselves, and holidays for three days at Christmas, which, with all
-Sundays, forms their whole legal time of relaxation. I therefore granted
-them as a matter of right, and of which no person should deprive them on
-any account whatever, _every_ Saturday to cultivate their grounds; and
-in addition to their holidays at Christmas, I gave them for play-days
-Good-Friday, the second Friday in October, and the second Friday in
-July. By which means, they will in future have the same number of
-holidays four times a year, which hitherto they have been allowed only
-once, i.e. at Christmas. The first is to be called “the royal play-day,”
- in honour of that excellent Princess, the Duchess of York; and the
-negroes are directed to give three cheers upon the head driver’s
-announcing “The health of our good lady, H. R. H. the Duchess of York.”
- And I told them, that before my leaving the island, I should hear them
-drink this health, and should not fail to let Her Royal Highness know,
-that the negroes of Cornwall drank her health every year. This evidently
-touched the right chord of their vanity, and they all bowed and
-courtesied down to the very ground, and said, that would do them much
-high honour. The ninth being my own birthday, the July play-day is to
-be called “the massa’s” and that in October is to be in honour of the
-piccaninny-mothers, from whom it is to take its name.
-
-The poor creatures overflowed with gratitude; and the prospective
-indulgences which had just been announced, gave them such an increase of
-spirits, that on returning to my own residence, they fell to singing and
-dancing again with as much violence as if they had been a pack of French
-furies at the Opera. The favourite song of the night was,
-
- “Since massa come, we very well off;”
-
-which words they repeated in chorus, without intermission (dancing all
-the time), for hours together; till, at half-past three, neither my eyes
-nor my brain could endure it any longer, and I was obliged to send them
-word that I wanted to go to bed, and could not sleep till the noise
-should cease. The idea of my going to bed seemed never to have occurred
-to them till that moment. Fortunately, like Johnson’s definition of wit,
-“the idea, although novel, was immediately acknowledged to be just.” So
-instantly the drums and gumbies left off beating; the children left
-off singing; the women and men left off dancing; and they all with one
-accord fell to kicking, and pulling, and thumping about two dozen of
-their companions, who were lying fast asleep upon the floor. Some were
-roused, some resisted, some began fighting, some got up and lay down
-again; but at length, by dint of their leading some, carrying others,
-and rolling the remainder down the steps, I got my house clear of my
-black guests about four in the morning.
-
-Another of their popular songs this evening was--
-
-“All the stories them telling you are lies, oh!”
-
-which was meant as a satire upon the Eboes. My friend Strap being an
-Eboe, and one who had hitherto generally taken a leading part in all
-the discontents and squabbles of his countrymen, I was not without
-apprehensions of his having been concerned in the late complaint. I was,
-therefore, much pleased to find that he had positively refused to take
-any share in the business, and had been to the full as violent as any of
-the Creoles in reprobating the ingratitude of the Eboes. Today he
-came up to the house dressed in his best clothes, to show me his seven
-children; and he marched at their head in all the dignity of paternal
-pride. He begged me particularly to notice two fine little girls, who
-were twins. I told him that I had seen them already. “Iss! iss!” he
-said; “massa see um; but massa no _admire_ um enough yet.” Upon which
-I fell to admiring them, tooth and nail, and the father went away quite
-proud and satisfied.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 25.
-
-Yesterday it was observed at George’s Plain, an estate about four miles
-off, that the water-mill did not work properly, and it was concluded
-that the grating was clogged up with rubbish. To clear it away, a negro
-immediately jumped down into the trench upon a log of wood; when he felt
-the log move under him, and of course jumped out again with all possible
-expedition. It was then discovered that the impediment in question
-proceeded from a large alligator which had wandered from the morass,
-and, in the hope of finding his way to the river, had swam up the
-mill-trench till he found himself stopped by the grating; and the banks
-being too high for him to gain them by leaping upwards, and the place
-of his confinement too narrow to admit of his turning round to go back
-again, his escape was impossible, and a ball, lodged near his eye, soon
-put an end to him. I went over to see him this morning; but I was not
-contented with merely seeing him, so I begged to have a steak cut off
-for me, brought it home, and ordered it to be broiled for dinner. One of
-the negroes happened to see it in the kitchen; the news spread through
-the estate like wildfire; and I had immediately half a dozen different
-deputations, all hoping that massa would not think of eating the
-alligator, for it was poisonous. However, I was obstinate, and found the
-taste of the flesh, when broiled with pepper and salt, and assisted by
-an onion sauce, by no means to be despised; but the consistence of the
-meat was disagreeable, being as tough as a piece of eel-skin. Perhaps
-any body who wishes to eat alligator steaks in perfection, ought to keep
-them for two or three days before dressing them; or the animal’s age
-might be in fault, for the fellow was so old that he had scarcely
-a tooth in his head; I therefore contented myself with two or three
-morsels; but a person who was dining with me ate a whole steak, and
-pronounced the dish to be a very good one. The eggs are said to be
-very palatable; nor have the negroes who live near morasses, the same
-objection with those of Cornwall to eating the flesh; it is, however,
-true that the gall of the alligator, if not extracted carefully, will
-render the whole animal unfit for food; and when this gall is reduced to
-powder, it forms a poison of the most dangerous nature, as the negroes
-know but too well.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 26.
-
-I had given the most positive orders that no person whatever should
-presume to strike a negro, or give him abusive language, or, however
-great the offence might be, should inflict any punishment, except by
-the sole direction of the trustee himself. Yet, although I had already
-discharged one bookkeeper on this account, this evening another of them
-had a dispute in the boiling-house with an African named Frank, because
-a pool of water was not removed fast enough; upon which he called him a
-rascal, sluiced him with the dirty water, and finally knocked him down
-with the broom. The African came to me instantly; four eye-witnesses,
-who were examined separately, proved the truth of his ill-usage; and I
-immediately discharged the book-keeper, who had contented himself with
-simply denying the blow having been given by him: but I told him that I
-could not possibly allow his single unsupported denial to outweigh five
-concordant witnesses to the assertion; and that, if he grounded his
-claim to being believed merely upon his having a white skin, he
-would find that, on Cornwall estate at least, that claim would not be
-admitted. The fact was established as evident as the sun; and nothing
-should induce me to retain him on my property, except his finding some
-means of appeasing the injured negro, and prevailing on him to intercede
-in his behalf. This was an humiliation to which he could not bring
-himself to stoop; and, accordingly, the man has left the estate.
-Probably, indeed, the attempt at reconciliation would have been
-unsuccessful; for when one of his companions asked Frank whether, if
-Mr. Barker would make him a present, he had not better take it, and
-beg massa to let him stay, he exclaimed, in the true spirit of a
-Zanga,--“No, no, no! me no want present! me no want noting! Me no beg
-for Mr. Barker! him go away!”--I was kept awake the greatest part of the
-night by the songs and rejoicings of the negroes, at their triumph over
-the offending book-keeper.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 27.
-
-The only horned cattle said to be fit for Jamaica work, are those which
-have a great deal of black in them. The white are terribly tormented
-by the insects, and they are weak and sluggish in proportion to their
-quantity of white. On the contrary I am told that such a thing as
-a black horse is not to be found in the island; those which may be
-imported black soon change their colour into a bay; and colts are said
-to have been dropped perfectly black, which afterwards grew lighter and
-lighter till they arrived at being perfectly white.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 28.
-
-Hearing that a manati (the sea-cow) had been taken at the mouth of
-the Cabrita River, and was kept alive at the Hope Wharf I got a
-sailing-boat, and went about eight miles to see the animal. It was
-suffered to live in the sea, a rope being fastened round it, by which
-it could be landed at pleasure. It was a male, and a very young one, not
-exceeding nine feet in length, whereas they have frequently been found
-on the outside of eighteen. The females yield a quart of milk at a
-time: a gentleman told me that he had tasted it, and could not have
-distinguished it from the sweetest cow’s milk. Unlike the seal, it never
-comes on shore, although it ventures up rivers in the night, to feed on
-the grass of their banks; but during the day it constantly inhabits the
-ocean, where its chief enemy is the shark, whose attacks it beats off
-with its tail, the strength of which is prodigious. It was killed this
-morning, and the gentleman to whom it belonged was obliging enough
-to send me part of it; we roasted it for dinner, and, except that its
-consistence was rather firmer, I should not have known it from veal.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 29.
-
-The wife of an old negro on the neighbouring estate of Anchovy had
-lately forsaken him for a younger lover. One night, when she happened to
-be alone, the incensed husband entered her hut unexpectedly, abused her
-with all the rage of jealousy, and demanded the clothes to be restored,
-which he had formerly given her. On her refusal he drew a knife, and
-threatened to cut them off her back; nor could she persuade him to
-depart, till she had received a severe beating. He had but just left the
-hut, when he encountered his successful rival, who was returning home:
-a quarrel instantly ensued; and the husband, having the knife still
-unsheathed in his hand, plunged it into the neck of his antagonist. It
-pierced the jugular vein; of course the man fell dead on the spot; and
-the murderer has been sent to Montego Bay, to take his trial.
-
-
-
-MARCH 1. (Friday.)
-
-One of my house-boys, named Prince, is son to the Duke of Sully; and
-to-day his Grace came to beg that, when I should leave Jamaica, I would
-direct the boy to be made a tradesman, instead of being sent back to be
-a common field-negro: but my own shops are not only full at present, but
-loaded with future engagements. Sully then requested that I would send
-his son to learn some other trade (a tailor’s, for instance) at Savannah
-la Mar, as had been frequently done in former times; but this, also, I
-was obliged to refuse. I told him, that formerly a master could pay for
-the apprenticeship of a clever negro boy, and, instead of employing him
-afterwards on the estate, could content himself with being repaid by
-a share of the profits; but that, since The Abolition had made it
-impossible for the proprietor of an estate to supply the place of one
-negro by the purchase of another, it would be unjust to his companions
-to suffer any one in particular to be withdrawn from service; as in
-that case two hundred and ninety-nine would have to do the work, which
-was now performed by three hundred; and, therefore, I could allow my
-negroes to apply themselves to no trades but such as related to the
-business of the property, such as carpenters, coopers, smiths, &c. “All
-true, massa,” said Sully; “all fair and just; and, to be sure, a tailor
-or a saddler would be of no great use towards your planting and getting
-in your crop; nor----”
-
-He hesitated for a moment, and then added, with a look of doubt, and in
-a lower voice,--“Nor--nor a fiddler either, I suppose, massa?” I began
-to laugh. “No, indeed, Sully; nor a fiddler either!” It seems the lad,
-who is about sixteen, very thoughtless, and _un tantino_ stupid, has a
-passion for playing the fiddle, and, among other trades, had suggested
-this to his father, as one which would be extremely to his taste. We
-finally settled, that when the plough should be introduced on my estate
-(which I am very anxious to accomplish, and substitute the labour of
-oxen for that of negroes, wherever it can possibly be done), Prince
-should be instructed in farming business, and in the mean while should
-officiate as a pen-keeper to look after the cattle.
-
-Just now Prince came to me with a request of his own. “Massa, please, me
-want one little coat.”--“A little coat! For what?”--“Massa, please, for
-wear when me go down to the Bay.”--“And why should you wear a little
-coat when you go to the Bay?”--“Massa, please, make me look eerie
-(buckish) when me go abroad.” So I assured him that he looked quite
-eerie enough already; and that, as I was going away too soon to admit
-of my seeing him in his little coat, there could not be the slightest
-occasion for his being a bit _eerier_ than he was. A master in England
-would probably have been not a little astonished at receiving such a
-request from one of his groom-boys; but here one gets quite accustomed
-to them; and when they are refused, the petitioners frequently laugh
-themselves at their own unreasonableness.
-
-
-MARCH 2.
-
-Most of those negroes who are tolerably industrious, breed cattle on my
-estate, which are their own peculiar property, and by the sale of which
-they obtain considerable sums. The pasturage of a steer would amount, in
-this country, to £12 a year; but the negro cattle get their grass from
-me without its costing them a farthing; and as they were very desirous
-that I should be their general purchaser, I ordered them to agree among
-themselves as to what the price should be. It was, therefore, settled
-that I should take their whole stock, good and bad indifferently, at the
-rate of £15 a head for every three-year-old beast; and they expressed
-themselves not only satisfied, but very grateful for my acceptance of
-their proposal. John Fuller and the beautiful Psyche had each a steer
-to sell (how Psyche came to be so rich, I had too much discretion to
-enquire), and they were paid down their £15 a piece instantly, which
-they carried off with much glee.
-
-
-MARCH 3. (Sunday.)
-
-In this country it may be truly said that “it never rains but it pours.”
- After a drought of three months, it began to rain on Thursday morning,
-and has never stopped raining since, with thunder all the day, and
-lightning all the night; one consequence of which incessant showers is,
-that it has brought out all sorts of insects and reptiles in crowds: the
-ground is covered with lizards; the air is filled with mosquitoes, and
-their bite is infinitely more envenomed than on my first arrival. A
-centipede was found squeezed to death under the door of my bed-room this
-morning. As to the cock-roaches, they are absolutely in legions; every
-evening my negro boys are set to hunt them, and they kill them by dozens
-on the chairs and sofas, in the covers of my books, and among the leaves
-in my fruit-baskets. Yesterday I wanted to send away a note in a great
-hurry, snatched up a wafer, and was on the point of putting it into my
-mouth, when I felt it move, and found it to be a cockroach, which had
-worked its way into the wafer-box.
-
-
-MARCH 4. (Monday.)
-
-Since my arrival in Jamaica, I am not conscious of having omitted any
-means of satisfying my negroes, and rendering them happy and secure from
-oppression. I have suffered no person to be punished, except the two
-female demons who almost bit a girl’s hands off (for which they received
-a slight switching), and the most worthless rascal on the estate, whom
-for manifold offences I was compelled, for the sake of discipline, to
-allow to pass two days in the bilboes. I have never refused a
-favour that I could possibly grant. I have listened patiently to all
-complaints. I have increased the number of negro holidays, and have
-given away money and presents of all kinds incessantly. Now for my
-reward. On Saturday morning there were no fewer than forty-five persons
-(not including children) in the hospital; which makes nearly a fifth of
-my whole gang. Of these, the medical people assured me that not above
-seven had any thing whatever the matter with them; the rest were only
-feigning sickness out of mere idleness, and in order to sit doing
-nothing, while their companions were forced to perform their part of
-the estate-duty. And sure enough, on Sunday morning they all walked away
-from the hospital to amuse themselves, except about seven or eight: they
-will, perhaps, go to the field for a couple of days; and on Wednesday we
-may expect to have them all back again, complaining of pains, which (not
-existing) it is not possible to remove. Jenny (the girl whose hands were
-bitten) was told by the doctoress, that having been in the hospital
-all the week, she ought not, for very shame, to go out on Sunday.
-She answered, “She wanted to go to the mountains, and go she would.”
- “Then,” said the doctoress, “you must not come back again on Monday at
-least.”
-
-“Yes,” Jenny said, “she _should_ come back;” and back this morning
-Jenny came. But as her wounds were almost completely well, she had tied
-packthread round them so as to cut deep into the flesh, had rubbed dirt
-into them, and, in short, had played such tricks as nearly to produce a
-mortification in one of her fingers.
-
-The most worthless fellow on the whole property is one Nato,--a thief, a
-liar, a runaway, and one who has never been two days together out of the
-hospital since my arrival, although he has nothing the matter with him;
-indeed, when the other negroes abused him for his laziness, and leaving
-them to do his work for him, he told them plainly that he did not mean
-to work, and that nobody should make him. The only real illness which
-brought him to the hospital, within my knowledge, was the consequence of
-a beating received from his own father, who had caught him in the act of
-robbing his house by the help of a false key. In the hospital he found
-his wife, Philippa, the mad woman, with whom he instantly quarrelled,
-and she cut his head open with a plate; and as she might have served
-one of the children in the same way, we were obliged to confine her.
-Her husband was thought to be the fittest person to guard her; and
-accordingly they were locked up together in a separate room from the
-other invalids, till a straight waistcoat could be made. The husband was
-then restored to freedom, and desired to go to work, which he declared
-to be impossible from illness; yet he disappeared the whole of the next
-day; and on his return on the following morning, he had the impudence to
-assert that he had never been out of the hospital for an hour. For this
-runaway offence, and for endeavouring to exasperate his wife’s phrensy,
-he was put into the bilboes for two days: on the third he was released;
-when he came to me with tears in his eyes, implored me most earnestly to
-forgive what had past, and promised to behave better for the future,
-“to so good a massa.” It appeared afterwards, that he had employed his
-absence in complaining to Mr. Williams, a neighbouring magistrate,
-that, “having a spite against them, although neither he nor his wife
-had committed any fault, I had punished them both by locking them up
-for several days in a solitary prison, under pretence of his wife’s
-insanity, when, in fact, she was perfectly in her senses.” Unluckily,
-one of my physicians had told Mr. Williams, that very morning, how much
-he had been alarmed at Cornwall, when, upon going into a mad woman’s
-room, her husband had fastened the door, and he had found himself shut
-up between them; the woman really mad, and the man pretending to be so
-too. The moment that Nato mentioned the mad woman as his wife, “What
-then,” said Mr. Williams, “you are the fellow who alarmed the doctor so
-much two days ago?” Upon which Nato had the impudence to burst into a
-fit of laughter,--“Oh, ki, massa, doctor no need be fright; we no want
-to hurt him; only make lilly bit fun wid him, massa, that all.” On which
-he was ordered to get out of Mr. Williams’s house, slunk back into the
-Cornwall hospital, and in a few days came to me with such a long story
-of penitence, and “so good massa,” that he induced me to forgive him.
-
-To sum up the whole, about three this morning an alarm was given that
-the pen-keeper had suffered the cattle to get among the canes, where
-they might do infinite mischief; the trustee was roused out of his bed;
-the drivers blew their shells to summon the negroes to their assistance;
-when it appeared, that there was not a single watchman at his post; the
-watch-fires had all been suffered to expire; not a single domestic was
-to be found, nor a horse to be procured; even the little servant boys,
-whom the trustee had locked up in his own house, and had left fast
-asleep when he went to bed, had got up again, and made their escape to
-pass the night in play and rioting; and although they were perfectly
-aware of the detriment which the cattle were doing to my interests, not
-a negro could be prevailed upon to rouse himself and help to drive them
-out, till at length Cubina (who had run down from his own house to mine
-on the first alarm) with difficulty collected about half a dozen
-to assist him: but long before this, one of my best cane-pieces was
-trampled to pieces, and the produce of this year’s crop considerably
-diminished.--And so much for negro gratitude! However, they still
-continue their eternal song of “Now massa come, we very well off;”
- but their satisfaction evidently begins and ends with themselves. They
-rejoice sincerely at being very well off, but think it unnecessary to
-make the slightest return to massa for making them so.
-
-
-MARCH 5.
-
-The worst of negro diseases is “the cocoa-bag” it is both hereditary and
-contagious, and will lurk in the blood of persons apparently the most
-healthy and of regular habits, till a certain age; when it declares
-itself in the form of offensive sores, attended with extreme debility.
-No cure for it has yet been discovered: there are negro doctors, who
-understand how to prepare diet drinks from simples of the island, which
-moderate its virulence for a time; but the disease itself is never
-entirely subdued. On the contrary, “the yaws,” although it defies the
-power of medicine, ultimately cures itself. This, also, is communicated
-by contact, and that of so slight a nature, that a fly, which had
-touched an ulcer produced by the yaws, has been known to convey the
-infection by merely alighting on the wound of a cut finger. It generally
-shows itself by a slight pimple, which is soon converted into a sore;
-and this spreads itself gradually over the invalid’s whole body, till
-having made its progress through the system completely, its virulence
-gradually abates, and at length the disease disappears all together. As
-“the yaws” can only be taken once, inoculation has been tried upon
-the most hopeful subjects; but the disease showed itself with as much
-violence as when contracted in the natural way.
-
-
-MARCH 6.
-
-Nato has kept his promise as yet, and has actually past a whole week
-in the field; a thing which he was never known to do before within the
-memory of man. So I sent him a piece of money to encourage him; and told
-him, that I sent him a _maccarony_ for behaving well, and wished to know
-whether any one had ever given him a maccarony for behaving ill. I hear
-that he was highly delighted at my thinking him worthy to receive a
-present from me, and sent me in return the most positive assurances of
-perseverance in good conduct. On the other hand, Mackaroo has not
-only run away himself, but has carried his wife away with him. This is
-improving upon the profligacy of British manners with a vengeance. In
-England, a man only runs away with another person’s wife: but to run
-away with his own--what depravity!--As to my ungrateful demigod of a
-sheep-stealer, Hercules, the poor wretch has brought down upon himself
-a full punishment for all his misdeeds. By running away, and sleeping in
-the woods, exposed to all the fury of the late heavy rains, he has
-been struck by the palsy. Yesterday some of my negroes found him in the
-mountains, unable to raise himself from the ground, and brought him in
-a cart to the hospital; where he now lies, having quite lost the use of
-one side, and without any hopes of recovery. He is still a young man,
-and in every other respect strong and healthy; so that he may look
-forward to a long and miserable existence.
-
-
-MARCH 8.
-
-
-THE HUMMING BIRD.
-
- Deck’d with all that youth and beauty
-
- E’er bestow’d on sable maid,
-
- Gathering bloom her fragrant duty,
-
- Down the lime-walk Zoè stray’d.
-
- Many a logwood brake was ringing
-
- With the chicka-chinky’s cry;
-
- Many a mock-bird loudly singing
-
- Bless’d the groves with melody.
-
- Fly-birds, on whose plumage showers
-
- Nature’s hand her wealth profuse,
-
- Humming round, from banks of flowers
-
- Suck’d the rich ambrosial juice.
-
- There an orange-plant, perfuming
-
- All the air with blossoms white,
-
- Near a bush of roses blooming,
-
- Charm’d at once the scent and sight.
-
- Of that plant the loveliest daughter,
-
- One sweet bloom-bough all preferr’d;
-
- When his glittering eye had caught her,
-
- Oh, how joy’d the Humming Bird!
-
- Here the fairest blossoms thinking,
-
- Swift he flies, nor loads the stem;
-
- Poised in air, and odour drinking,
-
- Fluttering hangs the feather’d Gem.
-
- Sure, he deems, these cups untasted,
-
- Many a honied drop allow!
-
- Soon he finds his labour wasted;
-
- Bees have robb’d that orange bough.
-
- Wandering bees, at blush of morning,
-
- Drain’d of all their sweets the bells;
-
- Then the rifled beauty scorning,
-
- How his angry throat he swells!
-
- See his bill the blossoms rending;
-
- Round their leaves in wrath he throws;
-
- Then, once more his wings extending,
-
- Flies to woo the opening rose.
-
- (e Mark, my Zoe,” said her mother,
-
- (t Mark that bough, so lovely late!
-
- Thou in bloom art such another--
-
- Such, perhaps, may be thy fate.
-
- (e Some wild youth may charm and cheat thee,
-
- Sip thy sweets, and break his vow;
-
- Then the world will scorn and treat thee
-
- As the Fly-Bird did just now.”
-
- British mothers thus impress on
-
- Virgin minds some maxim true;
-
- Zoè heard and used the lesson
-
- Just as British daughters do.
-
-
-MARCH 9.
-
-The shaddock contains generally thirty-two seeds, two of which only will
-reproduce shaddocks; and these two it is impossible to distinguish: the
-rest will yield, some sweet oranges, others bitter ones, others again
-forbidden fruit, and, in short, all the varieties of the orange; but
-until the trees actually are in bearing, no one can guess what the fruit
-is likely to prove; and even then, the seeds which produce shaddocks,
-although taken from a tree remarkable for the excellence of its fruit,
-will frequently yield only such as are scarcely eatable. So also
-the varieties of the mango are infinite: the fruit of no two trees
-resembling each other; and the seeds of the very finest mango (although
-sown and cultivated with the utmost care) seldom affording any thing
-at all like the parent stock. The two first mangoes which I tasted were
-nothing but turpentine and sugar; the third was very delicious; and yet
-I was told that it was by no means of a superior quality. The _sweet_
-cassava requires no preparation; the _bitter_ cassava, unless the juice
-is carefully pressed out of it, is a deadly poison; there is a third
-kind, called the _sweet-and-bitter_ cassava, which is perfectly
-wholesome till a certain age, when it acquires its deleterious
-qualities. Many persons have been poisoned by mistaking these various
-kinds of cassava for each other. As soon as the plantain has done
-bearing, it is cut down; when four or five suckers spring from each
-root, which become plants themselves in their turn. Ratoons are suckers
-of the sugar-cane: they are far preferable to the original plants,
-where the soil is rich enough to support them; but they are much better
-adapted to some estates than to others. Thus, on my estate in St.
-Thomas’s in the East, they can allow of ten ratoons from the same plant,
-and only dig cane-holes every eleventh year; while, at Cornwall, the
-strength of the cane is exhausted in the fourth ratoon, or the fifth
-at furthest. The fresh plants are cane-tops; but those canes which bear
-_flags_ or feathers at their extremities will not answer the purpose, as
-dry weather easily burns up the slight arrows to which the flags adhere,
-and destroys them before they can acquire sufficient vigour to resist
-the climate.
-
-
-MARCH 10. (Sunday.)
-
-I find that I have not done justice to the cotton tree, and, on the
-other hand, have given too much praise to the Jamaica kitchen. The first
-cotton trees which I saw, were either withered by age, or struck by
-lightning, or happened to be ill-shaped of their kind; but I have since
-met with others, than which nothing could be more noble or picturesque,
-from their gigantic height, the immense spread of their arms, the colour
-of their stems and leaves, and the wild fantastic wreathings of their
-roots and branches. As to the kitchen, nothing can be larger and
-finer in appearance than the poultry of all kinds, but nothing can be
-uniformly more tough and tasteless; and the same is the case with all
-butcher’s meat, pork excepted, which is much better here than in Europe.
-The fault is in the climate, which prevents any animal food from being
-kept sufficiently long to become tender; so that when a man sits down
-to a Jamaica dinner, he might almost fancy himself a guest at Macbeth’s
-Covent-Garden banquet, where the fowls, hams, and legs of mutton are all
-made of deal boards. I ordered a duck to be kept for two days; but it
-was so completely spoiled, that there was no bearing it upon the table.
-Then I tried the expedient of boiling a fowl till it absolutely fell to
-pieces; but even this violent process had not the power of rendering it
-tender. The only effect produced by it was, that instead of being helped
-to a wing of solid wood, I got a plateful of splinters. Perhaps, my
-having totally lost my appetite (probably from my not being able to
-take, in this climate, sufficient of my usual exercise) makes the meat
-appear to me less palatable than it may to others; but I have observed,
-that most people here prefer living upon soups, stews, and salted
-provisions. For my own part, I have for the last few weeks eaten nothing
-except black crabs, than which I never met with a more delicious article
-for the table. I have also tried the _soldier_ soup, which is in great
-estimation in this island; but although it greatly resembled the very
-richest cray-fish soup, it seemed to be composed of cray-fish which had
-been kept too long. The _soldiers_ themselves were perfectly fresh, for
-they were brought to the kitchen quite alive and merry; but I was told
-that this taste of staleness is their peculiar flavour, as well as their
-peculiar scent even when alive, and is precisely the quality which forms
-their recommendation. It was quite enough to fix my opinion of the soup:
-I ate two spoonfuls, and never mean to venture on a third.
-
-
-MARCH 12.
-
-The most general of negro infirmities appears to be that of lameness.
-It is chiefly occasioned by the _chiga_, a diminutive fly which works
-itself into the feet to lay its eggs, and, if it be not carefully
-extracted in time, the flesh around it corrupts, and a sore ensues not
-easily to be cured. No vigilance can prevent the attacks of the chiga;
-and not only soldiers, but the very cleanest persons of the highest
-rank in society, are obliged to have their feet examined regularly. The
-negroes are all provided with small knives for the purpose of extracting
-them: but as no pain is felt till the sore is produced, their extreme
-laziness frequently makes them neglect that precaution, till all kinds
-of dirt getting into the wound, increases the difficulty of a cure; and
-sometimes the consequence is lameness for life.
-
-There is another disease which commits great ravages among them; for
-although in this climate its quality is far from virulent, and it is
-easy to be cured in its beginning, the negro will most carefully conceal
-his having such a complaint, till it has made so great a progress
-that its effects are perceived by others. Even then, they will never
-acknowledge the way in which they have contracted it; but men and women,
-whose noses almost shake while speaking to you, will still insist upon
-it that their illness arises from catching cold, or from a strain in
-lifting a weight, or, in short, from any cause except the true one. Yet
-why they act thus it is difficult to imagine; for certainly it does not
-arise from shame.
-
-Indeed, it is one of their singular obstinacies, that, however ill they
-may be, they scarcely ever will confess to the physician what is really
-the matter with them on their first coming into the hospital, but will
-rather assign some other cause for their being unwell than the true one;
-and it is only by cross-questioning, that their superintendents are able
-to understand the true nature of their case. Perhaps this duplicity is
-occasioned by fear; for in any bodily pain it is not possible to be more
-cowardly than the negro; and I have heard strong young men, while the
-tears were running down their cheeks, scream and roar as if a limb was
-amputating, although the doctoress was only applying a poultice to a
-whitlow on the finger. I suppose, therefore, that dread of the pain of
-some unknown mode of treatment makes them conceal their real disease,
-and name some other, of which they know the cure to be unattended with
-bodily suffering or long restraint. In the disease I allude to, such
-a motive would operate with peculiar force, as one of their chief
-aversions is the necessarily being long confined to one certainly not
-fragrant room.
-
-
-MARCH 13.
-
-The Reporter of the African Institution asserts, in a late pamphlet,
-that in the West Indies the breeding system is to this day discouraged,
-and that the planters are still indifferent to the preservation of
-their present stock of negroes, from their confidence of getting fresh
-supplies from Africa. Certainly the negroes in Jamaica are by no
-means of this Reporter’s opinion, but are thoroughly sensible of their
-intrinsic value in the eyes of the proprietor. On my arrival, every
-woman who had a child held it up to show to me, exclaiming,--“See massa,
-see! here nice new neger me bring for work for massa;” and those who had
-more than one did not fail to boast of the number, and make it a claim
-to the greater merit with me. Last week, an old watchman was brought
-home from the mountains almost dead with fever; he would neither move,
-nor speak, nor notice any one, for several days. For two nights I sent
-him soup from my own table; but he could not even taste it, and always
-gave it to his daughter. On the third evening, there happened to be no
-soup at dinner, and I sent other food instead; but old Cudjoe had been
-accustomed to see the soup arrive, and the disappointment made him fancy
-himself hungry, and that he could have eaten the soup if it had been
-brought as usual: accordingly, when I visited him the next morning, he
-bade the doctoress tell me that massa had send him no soup the night
-before. This was the first notice that he had ever taken of me. I
-promised that some soup should be ordered for him on purpose that
-evening. Could he fancy any thing to eat _then?_--“Milk! milk!” So milk
-was sent to him, and he drank two full calabashes of it. I then tried
-him with an egg, which he also got down; and at night, by spoonfuls at
-a time, he finished the whole bason of soup; but when I next came to see
-him, and he wished to thank me, the words in which he thought he could
-comprise most gratitude were bidding the doctoress tell me he would do
-his best not to die yet; he promised to _fight hard_ for it. He is
-now quite out of danger, and seems really to be grateful. When he was
-sometimes too weak to speak, on my leaving the room he would drag his
-hand to his mouth with difficulty, and kiss it three or four times
-to bid me farewell; and once, when the doctoress mentioned his having
-charged her to tell me that he owed his recovery to the good food that
-I had sent him, he added, “And him kind words too, massa; kind words
-do neger much good, much as good food.” In my visits to the old man, I
-observed a young woman nursing him with an infant in her arms, which (as
-they told me) was her own, by Cudjoe. I therefore supposed her to be his
-wife: but I found that she belonged to a _brown_ man in the mountains;
-and that Cudjoe hired her from her master, at the rate of thirty pounds
-a year!
-
-I hope this fact will convince the African _Reporter_, that it is
-possible for some of this “oppressed race of human beings”--“of these
-our most unfortunate fellow-creatures,”--to enjoy at least _some_ of the
-luxuries of civilised society; and I doubt, whether even Mr. Wilberforce
-himself, with all his benevolence, would not allow a negro to be quite
-rich enough, who can afford to pay thirty pounds a year for the hire of
-a kept mistress.
-
-
-MARCH 14.
-
-Poor Nato’s stock of goodness is quite exhausted; and the day before
-yesterday he returned to the hospital with most piteous complaints of
-pains and aches, whose existence he could persuade no person to credit.
-His pulse was regular, his skin cool, his tongue red and moist, and the
-doctor declared nothing whatever to be the matter with him. However,
-on my arrival, he began to moan, and groan, and grunt, and all so
-lamentably, that every soul in the hospital, sick or well, burst into a
-fit of laughter. For my part, I told him that I really believed him to
-be very bad; and that, as he met with no sympathy in the hospital, I
-should remove him from such unfeeling companions. Accordingly I had
-a comfortable bed made for him in a separate house. Here he was
-plentifully supplied with provisions: but, in order that he might enjoy
-perfect repose daring his illness, the doors were kept locked, and no
-person allowed to disturb him with their conversation; while, by the
-doctor’s orders, he was obliged to take frequent doses of Bitter-Wood
-and Assafotida. Shame would not suffer him to get well all at once; so
-yesterday he still complained of a pain in his chest, and begged to be
-blooded. His request was granted; and the blood proved to be so pure
-and well-coloured, that every one exclaimed, that for a man who had
-such good blood to part with it so wantonly was a shame and a folly. The
-fellow was at length convinced that his tricks would serve no object;
-and this morning he begged me to suffer him to return to his duty,
-and promised that I should have no more cause to complain of him. So
-I consented to consider his cure as completed, and he set off for the
-field perfectly satisfied with his release.
-
-
-MARCH 15.
-
-On opening the Assize-court for the county of Cornwall on March 4.,
-Mr. Stewart, the Custos of Trelawny, and Presiding Judge, said, in his
-charge to the jury, he wished to direct their attention in a peculiar
-manner to the infringement of slave-laws in the island, in consequence
-of charges having been brought forward in England of slave laws not
-being enforced in this country, and being in fact perfect dead letters.
-The charge was unfounded; but it became proper, in consequence, for the
-bench to call in a strong manner on the grand jury to be particularly
-vigilant and attentive to the discharge of this part of their duty. The
-bench at the same time adverted to another subject connected with the
-above. Many out of the country, and _some in it_, had thought proper
-to interfere with our system, and by their insidious practices and
-dangerous doctrines to call the peace of the island into question, and
-to promote disorder and confusion. The jury were therefore enjoined, in
-every such case, to investigate it thoroughly, and to bring the parties
-concerned before the country, and not to suffer the systems of the
-island, as established by the laws of the land, to be overset or
-endangered. It was their bounden duty to watch over and support the
-established laws, and to act against those who dared to infringe them;
-and that, otherwise, it was imperiously called for on the principle
-of self-preservation. Every country had its peculiar laws, on the due
-maintenance of which depended the public safety and welfare. I read all
-this with the most perfect unconsciousness; when, lo and behold! I have
-been assured, from a variety of quarters, that all this was levelled at
-myself! It is I (it seems) who am “calling the peace of the island
-in question;” who am “promoting disorder and confusion;” and who am
-“infringing the established laws!” I should never have guessed it! By
-“insidious practices” is meant (as I am told) my overindulgence to my
-negroes; and my endeavouring to obtain either redress or pardon for
-those belonging to other estates, who occasionally appeal to me for
-protection: while “dangerous doctrines” alludes to my being of opinion,
-that the evidence of negroes ought at least to be _heard_ against white
-persons; the jury always making proportionable abatements of belief,
-from bearing in mind the bad habits of most negroes, their general want
-of probity and good faith in every respect, and their total ignorance of
-the nature of religious obligations. At the same time, these defects may
-be counterbalanced by the respectable character of the particular negro;
-by the strength of corroborating circumstances; and, finally, by the
-irresistible conviction which his evidence may leave upon the minds
-of the jury. They are not obliged to _believe_ a negro witness, but I
-maintain that he ought to be _heard_, and then let the jury give their
-verdict according to their conscience. But this, in the opinion of the
-bench at Montego Bay, it seems, is “dangerous doctrine!” At least, the
-venom of my doctrines is circumscribed within very narrow limits; for
-as I have made a point of never stirring off my own estate, nobody could
-possibly be corrupted by them, except those who were at the trouble of
-walking into my house for the express purpose of being corrupted.
-
-At all events, if I _really_ am the person to whom Mr. Stewart alluded,
-I must consider his speech as the most flattering compliment that I ever
-received. If my presence in the island has made the bench of a whole
-country think it necessary to exact from the jury a more severe
-vigilance than usual in all causes relating to the protection of
-negroes, I cannot but own myself most richly rewarded for all my pains
-and expense in coming hither, for every risk of the voyage, and for
-every possible sacrifice of my pleasures. There is nothing earthly that
-is too much to give for the power of producing an effect so beneficial;
-and I would set off for Constantinople to-morrow, could I only be
-convinced that my arrival would make the Mufti redress the complaints of
-the lower orders of Turks with more scrupulous justice, and the Bashaws
-relax the fetters of their slaves as much as their safety would permit.
-But I cannot flatter myself with having done either the one or the other
-in Jamaica; and if Mr. Stewart _really_ alluded to me in his charge, I
-am certainly greatly obliged to him; but he has paid me much too high a
-compliment;--God grant that I may live to deserve it!
-
-
-MARCH 16.
-
-Hercules, the poor paralytic runaway, has neither moved nor spoken since
-his being brought into the hospital. For the two last days he refused
-all sustenance; blisters, rubbing with mustard, &c. were tried without
-producing the least sensation; and in the course of last night he
-expired without a groan.
-
-Another offender, by name Charles Fox, is also under the doctor’s hands,
-suffering under the effects of his own transgressions. Having been
-Pickle’s shipmate, he professed the strongest attachment to him, and was
-perpetually at his house; till Pickle’s wife made her husband aware that
-love for herself was the real object of his shipmate’s visits. Finding
-her story disbelieved, she hid Pickle behind the bed, when he had an
-opportunity of hearing the solicitations of his perfidious Pylades; and,
-rushing from his concealment, he gave Fox so complete a thrashing,
-that he was obliged to come to the hospital. Here is another proof that
-negroes, “our unfortunate fellow-creatures,” are not without some of
-the luxuries of civilised life; old men of sixty keeping mistresses, and
-young ones seducing their friends’ wives; why, what would the Reporter
-of the African Institution have?
-
-It is only to be wished, that the negroes would content themselves with
-these fashionable peccadilloes; but, unluckily, there are some palates
-among them which require higher seasoned vices; and besides their
-occasional amusements of poisoning, stabbing, thieving, &c., a plan has
-just been discovered in the adjoining parish of St. Elizabeth’s, for
-giving themselves a grand fête by murdering all the whites in the
-island. The focus of this meditated insurrection was on Martin’s Penn,
-the property of Lord Balcarras, where the overseer is an old man of the
-mildest character, and the negroes had always been treated with peculiar
-indulgence. Above a thousand persons were engaged in the plot, three
-hundred of whom had been regularly sworn to assist in it with all the
-usual accompanying ceremonies of drinking human blood, eating earth from
-graves, &c. Luckily, the plot was discovered time enough to prevent any
-mischief; and yesterday the ringleaders were to be tried at Black River.
-
-
-MARCH 17. (Sunday.)
-
-The Cornwall Chronicle informs us, that, at the Montego Bay assizes, a
-man was tried on the Monday, for assaulting, while drunk, an officer who
-had served with great distinction, and calling him a coward; for which
-offence he was sentenced to a month’s imprisonment and fine of £100; and
-on the Tuesday the same man brought an action against another person
-for calling him a “drunken liar,” for which he was awarded £1000 for
-damages! A plain man would have supposed two such verdicts to be rather
-incompatible; but one lives to learn.
-
-I remember to have read the case of a French nobleman, who was accused
-of impotence by his wife before the Parliament of Paris, and by a
-farmer’s daughter for seduction and getting her with child before the
-Parliament of Rouen; he thought himself perfectly sure of gaining either
-the one cause or the other: but, however, he was condemned in both.
-Certainly the poor Frenchman had no luck in matters of justice.
-
-To make the matter better, in the present instance, the man was a
-clergyman; and his cause of quarrel against the officer was the latter’s
-refusal to give him a puncheon of rum to christen all his negroes in a
-lump.
-
-
-MARCH 22.
-
-Mr. Plummer came over from St. James’s to-day, and told me, that the
-“insidious practices and dangerous doctrines” in Mr. Stewart’s speech
-were intended for the Methodists, and that only the charge to the grand
-jury respecting “additional vigilance” was in allusion to myself; but he
-added that it was the report at Montego Bay, that, in consequence of
-my over-indulgence to my negroes, a song had been made at Cornwall,
-declaring that I was come over to set them all free, and that this was
-now circulating through the neighbouring parishes. If there be any such
-song (which I do not believe), I certainly never heard it. However, my
-agent here says, that he has reason to believe that my negroes really
-have spread the report that I intend to set _them_ free in a few years;
-and this merely out of vanity, in order to give themselves and their
-master the greater credit upon other estates. As to the truth of an
-assertion, that is a point which never enters into negro consideration.
-
-The two ringleaders of the proposed rebellion have been condemned at
-Black River, the one to be hanged, the other to transportation. The plot
-was discovered by the overseer of Lyndhurst Penn (a Frenchman from
-St. Domingo) observing an uncommon concourse of stranger negroes to a
-child’s funeral, on which occasion a hog was roasted by the father. He
-stole softly down to the feasting hut, and listened behind a hedge
-to the conversation of the supposed mourners; when he heard the whole
-conspiracy detailed. It appears that above two hundred and fifty had
-been sworn in regularly, all of them Africans; not a Creole was among
-them. But there was a _black_ ascertained to have stolen over into the
-island from St. Domingo, and a _brown_ Anabaptist missionary, both of
-whom had been very active in promoting the plot. They had elected a King
-of the Eboes, who had two Captains under him; and their intention was
-to effect a complete massacre of all the whites on the island; for which
-laudable design His Majesty thought Christmas the very fittest season
-in the year, but his Captains were more impatient, and were for striking
-the blow immediately. The next morning information was given against
-them: one of the Captains escaped to the woods; but the other, and the
-King of the Eboes, were seized and brought to justice. On their trial
-they were perfectly cool and unconcerned, and did not even profess to
-deny the facts with which they were charged.
-
-Indeed, proofs were too strong to admit of denial; among others, a copy
-of the following song was found upon the King, which the overseer had
-heard him sing at the funeral feast, while the other negroes joined in
-the chorus:--
-
-
-SONG OF THE KING OF THE EBOES.
-
- Oh me good friend, Mr. Wilberforce, make we free!
-
- God Almighty thank ye! God Almighty thank ye!
-
- God Almighty, make we free!
-
- Buckra in this country no make we free:
-
- What Negro for to do? What Negro for to do?
-
- Take force by force! Take force by force!
-
- CHORUS.
-
- To be sure! to be sure! to be sure!
-
-The Eboe King said, that he certainly had made use of this song, and
-what harm was there in his doing so? He had sung no songs but such as
-his brown priest had assured him were approved of by John the Baptist.
-“And who, then, was John the Baptist?” He did not very well know; only
-he had been told by his brown priest, that John the Baptist was a friend
-to the negroes, and had got his head in a pan!
-
-As to the Captain, he only said in his defence, that if the court would
-forgive him this once, he would not do so again, as he found the whites
-did not like their plans which, it seems, till that moment they had
-never suspected! They had all along imagined, no doubt, that the whites
-would find as much amusement in having their throats cut, as the blacks
-would find in cutting them. I remember hearing a sportsman, who was
-defending the humanity of hunting, maintain, that it being as much the
-nature of a hare to run away as of a dog to run after her, consequently
-the hare must receive as much pleasure from being coursed, as the dog
-from coursing.
-
-
-MARCH 23.
-
-Two negroes upon Amity estate quarrelled the other day about some
-trifle, when the one bit the other’s nose off completely. Soon after his
-accident, the overseer meeting the sufferer--“Why, Sambo,” he exclaimed,
-“where’s your nose?”
-
-“I can’t tell, massa,” answered Sambo; “I looked every where about, but
-I could not find it.”
-
-
-MARCH 24. (Sunday.)
-
-Every Sunday since my return from Kingston I have read prayers to
-such of the negroes as chose to attend, preparatory to the intended
-visitations of the minister, Dr. Pope. About twenty or thirty of the
-most respectable among them generally attended, and behaved with great
-attention and propriety. I read the Litany, and made them repeat the
-responses. I explained the Commandments and the Lord’s Prayer to them,
-teaching them to say each sentence of the latter after me, as I read it
-slowly, in hopes of impressing it upon their memory. Then came “the
-good Samaritan,” or some such apologue; and, lastly, I related to them
-a portion of the life of Christ, and explained to them the object of
-his death and sufferings. The latter part of my service always seemed
-to interest them greatly; but, indeed, they behaved throughout with much
-attention. Unluckily, the head driver, who was one of the most zealous
-of my disciples, never could repeat the responses of the Litany without
-an appeal to myself, and always made a point of saying--“Good Lord,
-deliver us; yes, sir!” and made me a low bow: and one day when I
-was describing the wonderful precocity of Christ’s understanding, as
-evidenced by his interview with the doctors in the temple, while but
-a child, the head driver thought fit to interrupt me with--“Beg massa
-pardon, but want know one ting as puzzle me. Massa say ‘the child,’ and
-me want know, massa, one ting much; was Jesus Christ a boy or a girl?”
- Like my friend the Moravian, at Mesopotamia, I cannot boast of any
-increased audience; and if the negroes will not come to hear massa, I
-have little hope of their giving up their time to hear Dr. Pope, who
-inspires them with no interest, and can exert no authority. Indeed, I am
-afraid that I am indebted for the chief part of my present auditory to
-my quality of massa rather than that of priest; and when I ask any of
-them why they did not come to prayers on the preceding Sunday, their
-excuse is always coupled with an assurance, that they wished very much
-to come, “because they wish to do _any thing_ to oblige massa.”
-
-
-MARCH 25.
-
-The negroes certainly are perverse beings. They had been praying for
-a sight of their master year after year; they were in raptures at my
-arrival; I have suffered no one to be punished, and shown them every
-possible indulgence during my residence amongst them; and one and all
-they declare themselves perfectly happy and well treated. Yet, previous
-to my arrival, they made thirty-three hogsheads a week; in a fortnight
-after my landing, their product dwindled to twenty-three; daring this
-last week they have managed to make but thirteen. Still they are not
-ungrateful; they are only selfish: they love me very well, but they
-love themselves a great deal better; and, to do them justice, I verily
-believe that every negro on the estate is extremely anxious that
-all should do their full duty, except himself. My censure, although
-accompanied with the certainty of their not being punished, is by no
-means a matter of indifference. If I express myself to be displeased,
-the whole property is in an uproar; every body is finding fault with
-every body; nobody that does not represent the shame of neglecting my
-work, and the ingratitude of vexing me by their ill-conduct; and then
-each individual--having said so much, and said it so strongly, that he
-is convinced of its having its full effect in making the others do their
-duty--thinks himself quite safe and snug in skulking away from his own.
-
-
-MARCH 26.
-
-Young Hill was told at the Bay this morning, that I make a part of the
-Eboe King’s song! According to this report, “good King George and
-good Mr. Wilberforce” are stated to have “given me a paper” to set the
-negroes free (i. e. an order), but that the white people of Jamaica will
-not suffer me to show the paper, and I am now going home to say so, and
-“to resume my chair, which I have left during my absence to be filled by
-the Regent.”
-
-Since I heard the report of a rebellious song issuing from Cornwall, I
-have listened more attentively to the negro chaunts; but they seem,
-as far as I can make out, to relate entirely to their own private
-situation, and to have nothing to do with the negro state in general.
-Their favourite, “We varry well off,” is still screamed about the estate
-by the children; but among the grown people its nose has been put out of
-joint by the following stanzas, which were explained to me this morning.
-For several days past they had been dinned into my ears so incessantly,
-that at length I became quite curious to know their import, which I
-learned from Phillis, who is the family minstrel. It will be evident
-from this specimen, that the Cornwall bards are greatly inferior to
-those of Black River, who have actually advanced so far as to make an
-attempt at rhyme and metre.
-
-
-NEGRO SONG AT CORNWALL.
-
- Hey-ho-day! me no care a dammee! (i. e. a damn,)
-
- Me acquire a house, (i. e. I have a solid foundation to
-
- build on,)
-
- Since massa come see we--oh!
-
- Hey-ho-day! neger now quite eerie, (i. e. hearty,)
-
- For once me see massa--hey-ho-day!
-
- When massa go, me no care a dammee,
-
- For how them usy we--hey-ho-day!
-
-An Alligator, crossing the morass at Bellisle, an estate but a few miles
-distant from Cornwall, fell into a water-trench, from which he struggled
-in vain to extricate himself, and was taken alive; so that, according to
-the vulgar expression, he may literally be said to “have put his foot
-in it.” Fontenelle says, that when Copernicus published his system, he
-foresaw the contradictions which he should have to undergo--“Et il se
-tira d’affaire très-habilement. Le jour qu’on lui présentoit le premier
-exemplaire, scavez-vous ce qu’il fit? Il mourut;” which was precisely
-the resource resorted to by the alligator. He died on the second morning
-of his captivity, and his proprietor, Mr. Storer, was obliging enough to
-order the skin to be stuffed, and to make me a present of him. Neptune
-was despatched to bring him (or rather her, for nineteen eggs were found
-within her) over to Cornwall; and at dinner to-day we were alarmed with
-a general hubbub. It proved to be occasioned by Neptune’s arrival (if
-Thames or Achelous had been despatched on this errand, it would have
-been more appropriate) with the alligator on his head. In a few minutes
-every thing on the estate that was alive, without feathers, and with
-only two legs, flocked into the room, and requested to take a bird’s-eye
-view of the monster; for as to coming near her, _that_ they were much
-too cowardly to venture. It was in vain that I represented to them, that
-being dead it was utterly impossible that the animal could hurt them:
-they allowed the impossibility, but still kept at a respectful distance;
-and when at length I succeeded in persuading them to approach it, upon
-some one accidentally moving the alligator’s tail, they all, with one
-accord, set up a loud scream, and men, women, and children tumbled out
-of the room over one another, to the irreparable ruin of some of
-my glasses and decanters, and the extreme trepidation of the whole
-side-board.
-
-*****
-
-The negro-husband, who stabbed his rival in a fit of jealousy, has been
-tried at Montego Bay, and acquitted. On the other hand, the King of the
-Eboes has been hung at Black Hiver, and died, declaring that he left
-enough of his countrymen to prosecute the design in hand, and revenge
-his death upon the whites. Such threats of a rescue were held out,
-that it was judged advisable to put the militia under arms, till the
-execution should have taken place; and also to remove the King’s Captain
-to the gaol at Savannah la Mar, till means can be found for transporting
-him from the island.
-
-
-MARCH 27.
-
-The Eboe Captain has effected his escape by burning down the prison
-door. It is supposed that he has fled towards the fastnesses in the
-interior of the mountains, where I am assured that many settlements of
-run-away slaves have been formed, and with which the inhabited part of
-the island has no communication. However, the chief of the Accompong
-Maroons, Captain Roe, is gone in pursuit of him, and has promised
-to bring him in, alive or dead. The latter is the only reasonable
-expectation, as the fugitive is represented as a complete desperado.
-
-*****
-
-The negroes have at least given me one proof of their not being entirely
-selfish. When they heard that the boat was come to convey my baggage to
-the ship at Black River, they collected all their poultry, and brought
-it to my agent, desiring him to add it to my sea-stores. Of course
-I refused to let them be received, and they were evidently much
-disappointed, till I consented to accept the fowls and ducks, and then
-gave them back to them again, telling them to consider them as a present
-from my own hen-house, and to distinguish them by the name of “massa’s
-poultry.”
-
-
-MARCH 28.
-
-I have been positively assured, that an attempt was made to persuade the
-grand jury at Montego Bay, to present me for over-indulgence to my own
-negroes! It is a great pity that so reasonable an attempt should not
-have succeeded.--The rebel captain who broke out of prison, has been
-found concealed in the hut of a notorious Obeah-man, and has been lodged
-a second time in the gaol of Savannah la Mar.
-
-
-MARCH 29.
-
-About two months ago, a runaway cooper, belonging to Shrewsbury estate,
-by name Edward, applied to me to intercede for his not being punished on
-his return home. As soon as he got the paper requested, he gave up
-all idea of returning to the estate, and instead of it went about the
-country stealing every thing upon which he could lay his hands; and
-whenever his proceedings were enquired into by the magistrates, he
-stated himself to be on the road to his trustee, and produced my letter
-as a proof of it. At length some one had the curiosity to open the
-letter, and found that it had been written two months before.
-
-
-MARCH 30.
-
-This was the day appointed for the first “Royal play-day,” when I bade
-farewell to my negroes. I expected to be besieged with petitions and
-complaints, as they must either make them on this occasion or not at
-all. I was, therefore, most agreeably surprised to find, that although
-they had opportunities of addressing me from nine in the morning till
-twelve at night, the only favours asked me were by a poor old man, who
-wanted an iron cooking pot, and by Adam, who begged me to order a little
-daughter of his to be instructed in needle-work: and as to complaints,
-not a murmur of such a thing was heard; they all expressed themselves to
-be quite satisfied, and seemed to think that they could never say
-enough to mark their gratitude for my kindness, and their anxiety for
-my getting safe to England. We began our festival by the head driver’s
-drinking the health of H. R. H. the Duchess of York, whom the negroes
-cheered with such a shout as might have “rent hell’s concave.”
-
-Then we had a christening of such persons as had been absent on the
-former occasion, one of whom was Adam, the reputed Obeah-man. In the
-number was a new-born child, whom we called Shakspeare, and whom Afra,
-the Eboe mother, had very earnestly begged me to make a Christian, as
-well as a daughter of hers, about four or five years old; at the same
-time that she declined being christened herself! In the same manner
-Cubina’s wife, although her father and husband were both baptised on the
-former occasion, objected to going through the ceremony herself; and the
-reason which she gave was, that “she did not like being christened while
-she was with child, as she did not know what change it might not produce
-upon herself and the infant.”
-
-After the christening there was a general distribution of salt-fish by
-the trustee; and I also gave every man and woman half a dollar each, and
-every child a maccarony (fifteen pence) as a parting present, to
-show them that I parted with them in good-humour. While the money was
-distributing, young Hill arrived, and finding the house completely
-crowded, he enquired what was the matter. “Oh, massa,” said an old
-woman, “it is only _my son_, who is giving the negroes all something.”
-
-I also read to them a new code of laws, which I had ordered to be put in
-force at Cornwall, for the better security of the negroes. The principal
-were, that “a new hospital for the lying-in women, and for those who
-might be seriously ill, should be built, and made as comfortable as
-possible; while the present one should be reserved for those whom the
-physicians might declare to be very slightly indisposed, or not ill at
-all; the doors being kept constantly locked, and the sexes placed in
-separate chambers, to prevent its being made a place of amusement by
-the lazy and lying, as is the case at present.”--“A book register of
-punishments to be kept, in which the name, offence, and nature and
-quantity of punishment inflicted must be carefully put down; and also
-a note of the same given to the negro, in order that if he should think
-himself unjustly, or too severely punished, he may show his note to my
-other attorney on his next visit, or to myself on my return to Jamaica,
-and thus get redress if he has been wronged.”--“No negro is to be
-struck, or punished in any way, without the trustee’s express orders:
-the black driver so offending to be immediately degraded, and sent to
-work in the field; and the white person, for such a breach of my orders,
-to be discharged upon the spot.”--“No negro is to be punished till
-twenty-four hours shall have elapsed between his committing the fault
-and suffering for it, in order that nothing should be done in the heat
-of passion, but that the trustee should have time to consider the matter
-coolly. But to prevent a guilty person from avoiding punishment by
-running away, he is to pass those twenty-four hours in such confinement
-as the trustee may think most fitting.”--“Any white person, who can be
-proved to have had an improper connection with a woman known publicly
-to be living as the wife of one of my negroes, is to be discharged
-immediately upon complaint being made.” I also gave the head driver
-a complete list of the allowances of clothing, food, &c. to which the
-negroes were entitled, in order that they might apply to it if
-they should have any doubts as to their having received their full
-proportion; and my new rules seemed to add greatly to the satisfaction
-of the negroes, who were profuse in their expressions of gratitude.
-
-The festival concluded with a grander ball than usual, as I sent for
-music from Savanna la Mar to play country dances to them; and at twelve
-o’clock at night they left me apparently much pleased, only I heard some
-of them saying to each other, “When shall we have such a day of pleasure
-again, since massa goes to-morrow?”
-
-
-MARCH 31. (Sunday.)
-
-With their usual levity, the negroes were laughing and talking as gaily
-as ever till the very moment of my departure; but when they saw my
-curricle actually at the door to convey me away, then their faces grew
-very long indeed. In particular, the women called me by every endearing
-name they could think of. “My son! my love! my husband! my father!”
-
-“You no my massa, you my tata!” said one old woman (upon which another
-wishing to go a step beyond her, added, “Iss, massa, iss! It was
-you”);----------and when I came down the steps to depart, they crowded
-about me, kissing my feet, and clasping my knees, so that it was with
-difficulty that I could get into the carriage. And this was done with
-such marks of truth and feeling, that I cannot believe the whole to be
-mere acting and mummery.
-
-I dined with Mr. Allwood at Shaftstone, his pen near Blue-fields, and at
-half past seven found myself once more on board the Sir Godfrey Webster.
-
-To fill up my list of Jamaica delicacies, I must not forget to mention,
-that I did my best to procure a Cane-piece Cat roasted in the true
-African fashion. The Creole negroes, however, greatly disapproved of
-my venturing upon this dish, which they positively denied having tasted
-themselves; and when, at length, the Cat was procured, last Saturday,
-instead of plainly boiling it with negro-pepper and salt, they made into
-a high seasoned stew, which rendered it impossible to judge of its real
-flavour. However, I tasted it, as did also several other people, and we
-were unanimous in opinion, that it might have been mistaken for a very
-good game-soup, and that, when properly dressed, a Cane-piece Cat must
-be excellent food.
-
-One of the best vegetable productions of the island is esteemed to be
-the Avogada pear, sometimes called “the vegetable marrow.” It was not
-the proper season for them, and with great difficulty I procured a
-couple, which were said to be by no means in a state of perfection. Such
-as they were, I could find no great merit in them; they were to be eaten
-cold with pepper and salt, and seemed to be an insipid kind of melon,
-with no other resemblance to marrow than their softness.
-
-
-APRIL 1. (Monday.)
-
-At eight this morning we weighed anchor on our return to England.
-
-
-YARRA.
-
- Poor Yarra comes to bid farewell,
-
- But Yarra’s lips can never say it!
-
- Her swimming eyes--her bosom’s swell--
-
- The debt she owes you, these must pay it.
-
- She ne’er can speak, though tears can start,
-
- Her grief, that fate so soon removes you;
-
- But One there is, who reads the heart,
-
- And well He knows how Yarra loves you!
-
- See, massa, see this sable boy!
-
- When chill disease had nipp’d his flower,
-
- You came and spoke the word of joy,
-
- And poured the juice of healing power.
-
- To visit far Jamaica’s shore
-
- Had no kind angel deign’d to move you,
-
- These laughing eyes had laugh’d no more,
-
- Nor Yarra lived to thank and love you,
-
- Then grieve not, massa, that to view
-
- Our isle you left your British pleasures:
-
- One tear, which falls in grateful dew,
-
- Is worth the best of Britain’s treasures.
-
- And sure, the thought will bring relief,
-
- What e’er your fate, wherever rove you,
-
- Your wealth’s not given by pain and grief,
-
- But hands that know, and hearts that love you.
-
-
- May He, who bade you cross the wave,
-
- Through care for Afric’s sons and daughters;
-
- When round your bark the billows rave,
-
- In safety guide you through the waters!
-
- By all you love with smiles be met;
-
- Through life each good man’s tongue approve you:
-
- And though far distant, don’t forget,
-
- While Yarra lives, she’ll live to love you!
-
-
-APRIL 3.
-
-The trade-winds which facilitate the passage to Jamaica, effectually
-prevent the return of vessels by the same road. The common passage is
-through the Gulf of Florida, but there is another between Cuba and
-St. Domingo, which is at least 1000 miles nearer. The first, however,
-affords almost a certainty of reaching Europe in a given time; while you
-may keep tacking in the attempt to make the windward passage (as it is
-called) for months together. Last night the wind was so favourable for
-this attempt, that the captain determined upon risking it. Accordingly
-he altered his course; and had not done so for more than a few hours,
-when the wind changed, and became as direct for the Gulf, as till then
-it had been contrary. The consequence was, that the Gulf passage was
-fixed once for all, and we are now steering towards it with all our
-might and main. Besides the distance saved, there was another reason
-for preferring the windward passage, if it could have been effected. The
-Gulf of Florida has for some time past been infested by a pirate called
-Captain Mitchell, who, by all accounts, seems to be of the very worst
-description. It is not long ago, since, in company with another vessel
-of his own stamp, he landed on the small settlement of St. Andrews,
-plundered it completely, and on his departure carried off the governor,
-whom he kept on board for more than fourteen days, and then hung him at
-the yard-arm out of mere wanton devilry; and indeed he is said to show
-no more mercy to any of his prisoners than he did to the poor governor.
-His companion has been captured and brought into Kingston, and the
-conquering vessel is gone in search of Captain Mitchell. If it does
-not fall in with him, and _we_ do, I fear that we shall stand but a bad
-chance; for he has one hundred men on board according to report, while
-we have not above thirty. However, the captain has harangued them,
-represented the necessity of their fighting if attacked, as Captain
-Mitchell is known to spare no one, high or low, and has engaged to give
-every man five guineas apiece, if a gun should be fired. The sailors
-promise bravery; whether their promises will prove to be pie-crust,
-we must leave to be decided by time and Captain Mitchell. In the mean
-while, every sail that appears on the horizon is concluded to be this
-terrible pirate, and every thing is immediately put in readiness for
-action.
-
-This day we passed the Caymana islands; but owing to our having always
-either a contrary wind, or no wind at all, it was not till the 12th that
-Cuba was visible, nor till the 14th that we reached Cape Florida.
-
-
-APRIL 15.
-
-At noon this day we found ourselves once more sailing on the Atlantic,
-and bade farewell to the Gulf of Florida without having heard any news
-of the dreaded Commodore Mitchell. The narrow and dangerous part of
-this Gulf is about two hundred miles in length, and fifty in breadth,
-bordered on one side by the coast of Florida, and on the other, first
-by Cuba, and then by the Bahama Islands, of which the Manilla reef forms
-the extremity, and which reef also terminates the Gulf. But on both
-sides of these two hundred miles, at the distance of about four or
-five miles from the main land, there extends a reef which renders the
-navigation extremely dangerous. The reef is broken at intervals by large
-inlets; and the sudden and violent squalls of wind to which the Gulf is
-subject, so frequently drive vessels into these perilous openings, that
-it is worth the while of many of the poorer inhabitants of Florida to
-establish their habitations within the reef, and devote themselves and
-their small vessels entirely to the occupation of assisting vessels
-in distress. They are known by the general name of “wreckers,” and are
-allowed a certain salvage upon such ships as they may rescue. As a proof
-of the violence of the gales which are occasionally experienced in this
-Gulf, our captain, about nine years ago, saw the wind suddenly take a
-vessel (which had unwisely suffered her canvass to stand, while the
-rest of the ships under convoy had taken theirs down,) and turn her
-completely over, the sails in the water and the keel uppermost. It
-happened about four o’clock in the afternoon: the captain and the
-passengers were at dinner in the cabin; but as she went over very
-leisurely, they and the crew had time allowed them to escape out of the
-windows and port-holes, and sustain themselves upon the rigging, till
-boats from the ships near them could arrive to take them off. As
-she filled, she gradually sunk, and in a quarter of an hour she had
-disappeared totally.
-
-
-APRIL 17.
-
-
-THE FLYING FISH.
-
- Bright ocean-bird, alike who sharing
-
- Both elements, could sport the air in,
-
- Or swim the sea, your winged fins wearing
-
- The rainbow’s hues,
-
- Your fate this day full long shall bear in
-
- Her mind the muse,
-
- In vain for you had nature blended
-
- Two regions, and your powers extended;
-
- Now high you rose, now low descended;
-
- But folly marred
-
- Those gifts, the bounteous dame intended
-
- To prove your guard.
-
- A flying fish, could bounds include her?
-
- She winged the deep, if birds pursued her;
-
- She swam the sky, if dolphins viewed her;
-
- But now what wish
-
- Tempts you to watch yon bright deluder,
-
- Unthinking fish?
-
- Alas!--a fly above you viewing,
-
- Gay tints his gilded wings imbuing,
-
- You mount; and ah! too far pursuing
-
- At fancy’s call,
-
- Heedless you strike the sails, where ruin
-
- Awaits your fall.
-
- Your fins, too dry, no longer play you,
-
- And soon those fins no more upstay you;
-
- You drop; and now on deck survey you
-
- Jack, Tom, and Bill,
-
- Who up may take, and down may lay you,
-
- As suits their will.
-
- Oh! list my tale, fair maids of Britain!
-
- This subject fain I’d try my wit on,
-
- And show the rock you’re apt to split on:
-
- Then cry not--“Pish!”--
-
- You’re all (I’m glad the thought I hit on)
-
- Just flying fish!
-
- Beauty, does nature’s hand bestow it?
-
- It swells your pride, and plain you show it;
-
- Though wealthy cit, and airy poet
-
- Your charms pursue,
-
- Church--physic--law--you he fair, you know it,
-
- You’ll none, not you! .
-
- Age looks too dry, and youth too blooming:
-
- The scholar’s face there’s too much gloom in;
-
- This man’s too dull, that too presuming;
-
- His mouth’s too wide!--
-
- For mending, Lord! you think there’s room in
-
- The best, when tried.
-
- In each you find some fault to snarl at,
-
- And wilful seek the sun by starlight;
-
- Till some gay glittering rogue in scarlet,
-
- Who lures the eye,
-
- Dazzles poor miss, and then the varlet
-
- Pretends to fly.
-
- His flight has piqued, his glitter caught her;
-
- And soon her mammy’s darling daughter,
-
- Whose eyes have made such mighty slaughter,
-
- Charm’d by a fop,
-
- Is fairly hit ’twixt wind and water,
-
- And, miss! you drop!
-
- Then certain fate of fallen lasses,
-
- When short-lived bliss more frail than glass is,
-
- To eyes of all degrees and classes
-
- Exposed you stand,
-
- And soon your beauty circling passes
-
- From hand to hand.
-
- In vain your flattering charms display you;
-
- From home and parents far away, you
-
- See former friends with scorn survey you;
-
- While fools and brutes
-
- May take you up, or down may lay you,
-
- As humour suits.
-
- Oh! mark, dear girls, the moral story
-
- Of one, who breathes but to adore ye!
-
- Let no rash action mar your glory;
-
- But when you wish
-
- To catch some coxcomb, place before ye
-
- The flying fish.
-
-
-APRIL 20.
-
-Two or three years ago, our captain, while his vessel was lying in Black
-River Bay, for the purpose of loading, was informed by his sailors,
-that their beef and other provisions frequently disappeared in a very
-unaccountable manner. However, by setting a strict watch during the
-night, he soon managed to clear up the mystery: and a negro, who had
-made his escape from the workhouse, and concealed himself on board among
-the bags of cotton, was found to be the thief. He was sent back to the
-workhouse, of which the chain was still about his neck. But another
-negro had better luck in a similar attempt on board of a different
-vessel. He contrived to secrete himself in the lower part of it, where
-the sugar hogsheads are stored, unknown to any one. As soon as the cargo
-was completed, the planks above it were caulked down, and raised no more
-till their ship reached Liverpool; when, to the universal astonishment,
-upon opening the hold, out walked Mungo, in a wretched condition to be
-sure, but still at least alive, and a freeman in Great Britain. During
-his painful voyage, he had subsisted entirely upon sugar, of which he
-had consumed nearly an hogshead; how he managed for water I could not
-learn, nor can imagine.
-
-
-APRIL 23.
-
-The old steward, this morning, told one of the sailors, who complained
-of being ill, that he would get well as soon as he should reach England,
-and could have plenty of vegetables; “for,” he said, “the man had only
-got a _stomachick_ complaint; nothing but just scurvy!”
-
-
-APRIL 24.
-
-Sea Terms.--The _sheets_, a term for various ropes; the _halyards_,
-ropes which extend the topsails; the _painter_, the rope which fastens
-the boat to the vessel; the eight points of the compass, south, south
-and by east, south-south east, south east and by east, south-east,
-east south and by east, east south east, east and by south east. The
-knowledge of these points is termed “knowing how to box the compass.”
-
-
-APRIL 27.
-
-Many years ago, a new species of grass was imported into Jamaica, by Mr.
-Vassal, (to whom an estate near my own then belonged), as he said “for
-the purpose of feeding his pigs and his bookkeepers.” Its seeds being
-soon scattered about by the birds, it has taken possession of the
-cane-pieces, whence to eradicate it is an utter impossibility, the roots
-being as strong as those of ginger, and insinuating themselves under
-ground to a great extent; so that the only means of preventing it from
-entirely choking up the canes, is plucking it out with the hand, which
-is obliged to be done frequently, and has increased the labour of the
-plantation at least one third. This nuisance, which is called “Vassal’s
-grass,” from its original introducer, has now completely over-run the
-parish of Westmoreland, has begun to show itself in the neighbouring
-parishes, and probably in time will get a footing throughout the island.
-St. Thomas’s in the East has been inoculated with another self-inflicted
-plague, under the name of “the rifle-ant,” which was imported for the
-purpose of eating up the ants of the country; and so to be sure they
-did, but into the bargain they eat up every thing else which came in
-their way, a practice in which they persist to this hour; so that it
-may be doubted whether in Jamaica most execrations are bestowed in
-the course of the day upon Vassal’s grass, the rifle-ants, Sir Charles
-Price’s rats, or the Reporter of the African Society; only that the
-maledictions uttered against the three first are necessarily local,
-while the Reporter of the African Society comes in for curses from all
-quarters.
-
-
-APRIL 30. (Tuesday.)
-
-A whole calendar month has elapsed since our quitting Jamaica,
-during which the wind has been favourable for something less than
-four-and-twenty hours; either it has blown precisely from the point on
-which we wanted to sail, or has been so faint, that we scarcely made
-one knot an hour. However, on Tuesday last, finding ourselves in the
-latitude of the “still-vexed Bermoothes,” by way of variety, a sudden
-squall carried away both our lower stunsails in the morning; and at nine
-in the evening there came on a gale of wind truly tremendous. The ship
-pitched and rolled every minute, as if she had been on the point of
-overturning; the hencoops floated about the deck, and many of the
-poultry were found drowned in them the next morning. Just as the last
-dead-light was putting up, the sea embraced the opportunity of
-the window being open, to whip itself through, and half filled the
-after-cabin with water; and in half an hour more a mountain of waves
-broke over the vessel, and pouring itself through the sky-light,
-paid the same compliment to the fore-cabin, with which it had already
-honoured the after one. About four in the morning the storm abated, and
-then we relapsed into our good old jog-trot pace of a knot an hour. Our
-passengers consist of a Mrs. Walker with her two children, and a sick
-surgeon of the name of Ashman.
-
-
-MAY 5. (Sunday.)
-
-We continue to proceed at such a tortoise-pace, that it has been thought
-advisable to put the crew upon an allowance of water.
-
-
-MAY 7.
-
-A negro song.--“Me take my cutacoo, (i. e. a basket made of matting,)
-and follow him to Lucea, and all for love of my bonny man-O--My bonny
-man come home, come home! Doctor no do you good. When neger fall into
-neger hands, buckra doctor no do him good more. Come home, my gold ring,
-come home!” This is the song of a wife, whose husband had been Obeahed
-by another woman, in consequence of his rejecting her advances. A negro
-riddle: “Pretty Miss Nancy was going to market, and she tore her fine
-yellow gown, and there was not a taylor in all the town who could mend
-it again.” This is a ripe plantain with a broken skin. The negroes
-are also very fond of what they call Nancy stories, part of which is
-related, and part sung. The heroine of one of them is an old woman named
-Mamma Luna, who having left a pot boiling in her hut, found it robbed
-on her return. Her suspicions were divided between two children whom she
-found at play near her door, and some negroes who had passed that way to
-market. The children denied the theft positively. It was necessary for
-the negroes, in order to reach their own estate, to wade through a river
-at that time almost dry; and on their return, Mammy Luna (who it should
-seem, was not without some skill in witchcraft,) warned them to take
-care in venturing across the stream, for that the water would infallibly
-rise and carry away the person who had stolen the contents of her pot;
-but if the thief would but confess the offence, she engaged that no harm
-should happen, as she only wanted to exculpate the innocent, and not to
-punish the guilty. One and all denied the charge, and several
-crossed the river without fear or danger; but upon the approach of a
-_belly-woman_ to the bank, she was observed to hesitate. “My neger, my
-neger,” said Mammy Luna, “why you stop? me tink, you savee well, who
-thief me?” This accusation spirited up the woman, who instantly marched
-into the river, singing as she went ( and the woman’s part is always
-chanted frequently in chorus, which the negroes call, “taking up the
-sing”).
-
- “If da me eat Mammy Luna’s pease-O,
-
- Drowny me water, drowny, drowny!”
-
-“My neger, my neger,” cried the old woman, “me sure now you the thief!
-me see the water wet you feet. Come back, my neger, come back.” Still on
-went the woman, and still continued her song of
-
- “If da me eat Mammy Luna’s pease, &c.”
-
-“My neger, my neger,” repeated Mammy Luna, “me no want punish you; my
-pot smell good, and you belly-woman. Come back, my neger, come back;
-me see now water above your knee!” But the woman was obstinate; she
-continued to sing and to advance, till she reached the middle of the
-river’s bed, when down came a tremendous flood, swept her away, and she
-never was heard of more; while Mammy Luna warned the other negroes
-never to take the property of another; always to tell the truth; and, at
-least, if they should be betrayed into telling a lie, not to persist in
-it, otherwise they must expect to perish like their companion. Observe,
-that a moral is always an indispensable part of a Nancy story. Another
-is as follows:--“Two sisters had always lived together on the best
-terms; but, on the death of one of them, the other treated very harshly
-a little niece, who had been left to her care, and made her a common
-drudge to herself and her daughter. One day the child having broken a
-water-jug, was turned out of the house, and ordered not to return till
-she could bring back as good a one. As she was going along, weeping,
-she came to a large cotton-tree, under which was sitting an old woman
-without a head. I suppose this unexpected sight made her gaze rather too
-earnestly, for the old woman immediately enquired--‘Well, my piccaniny,
-what you see?’ ‘Oh, mammy,’ answered the girl, ‘me no see nothing.’
-‘Good child!’ said again the old woman; ‘and good will come to you.’ Not
-far distant was a cocoa-tree; and here was another old woman, without
-any more head than the former one. The same question was asked her, and
-she failed not to give the same answer which had already met with so
-good a reception. Still she travelled forwards, and began to feel faint
-through want of food, when, under a mahogany tree, she not only saw a
-third old woman, but one who, to her great satisfaction, had got a head
-between her shoulders. She stopped, and made her best courtesy--‘How
-day, grannie!’ ‘How day, my piccaniny; what matter, you no look well?’
-‘Grannie, me lilly hungry.’ ‘My piccaniny, you see that hut, there’s
-rice in the pot, take it, and yam-yam me; but if you see one black
-puss, mind you give him him share.’ The child hastened to profit by the
-permission; the ‘one black puss’ failed not to make its appearance, and
-was served first to its portion of rice, after which it departed; and
-the child had but just finished her meal, when the mistress of the hut
-entered, and told her that she might help herself to three eggs out of
-the fowl-house, but that she must not take any of the _talking_ ones:
-perhaps, too, she might find the black puss there, also; but if she did,
-she was to take no notice of her. Unluckily all the eggs seemed to be
-as fond of talking as if they had been so many old maids; and the moment
-that the child entered the fowl-house, there was a cry of ‘Take
-_me!_ Take _me!_’ from all quarters. However she was punctual in her
-obedience; and although the conversable eggs were remarkably fine and
-large, she searched about till at length she had collected three little
-dirty-looking eggs, that had not a word to say for themselves. The old
-woman now dismissed her guest, bidding her to return home without fear;
-but not to forget to break one of the eggs under each of the three
-trees near which she had seen an old woman that morning. The first egg
-produced a water-jug exactly similar to that which she had broken; out
-of the second came a whole large sugar estate; and out of the third a
-splendid equipage, in which she returned to her aunt, delivered up the
-jug, related that an old woman in a red docker (i. e. petticoat) had
-made her a great lady, and then departed in triumph to her sugar estate.
-Stung by envy, the aunt lost no time in sending her own daughter to
-search for the same good fortune which had befallen her cousin. She
-found the cotton-tree and the headless old woman, and had the
-same question addressed to her; but instead of returning the same
-answer--‘What me see,’ said she; ‘me see one old woman without him
-head!’ Now this reply was doubly offensive; it was rude, because
-it reminded the old lady of what might certainly be considered as a
-personal defect; and it was dangerous, as, if such a circumstance were
-to come to the ears of the buckras, it might bring her into trouble,
-women being seldom known to walk and talk without their heads, indeed,
-if ever, except by the assistance of Obeah. ‘Bad child!’ cried the old
-woman; ‘bad child! and bad will come to you!’ Matters were no better
-managed near the cocoa-tree; and even when she reached the mahogany,
-although she saw that the old woman had not only got her head on, but
-had a red docker besides, she could not prevail on herself to say more
-than a short ‘How day?’ without calling her ‘grannie.’ [Among negroes
-it is almost tantamount to an affront to address by the name, without
-affixing some term of relationship, such as ‘grannie,’ or ‘uncle,’ or
-‘cousin.’] My Cornwall boy, George, told me one day, that ‘Uncle Sully
-wanted to speak to massa.’ ‘Why, is Sully your uncle, George?’ ‘No,
-massa; me only call him so for honour.’ However, she received the
-permission to eat rice at the cottage, coupled with the injunction of
-giving a share to the black puss; an injunction, however, which she
-totally disregarded, although she scrupled not to assure her hostess
-that she had suffered puss to eat till she could eat no more. The old
-lady in the red petticoat seemed to swallow the lie very glibly, and
-despatched the girl to the fowl-house for three eggs, as she had before
-done her cousin; but having been cautioned against taking the talking
-eggs, she conceived that these must needs be the most valuable; and,
-therefore, made a point of selecting those three which seemed to be the
-greatest gossips of the whole poultry yard. Then, lest their chattering
-should betray her disobedience, she thought it best not to return into
-the hut, and, accordingly, set forward on her return home; but she had
-not yet reached the mahogany tree, when curiosity induced her to break
-one of the eggs. To her infinite disappointment it proved to be empty;
-and she soon found cause to wish that the second had been empty too;
-for, on her dashing it against the ground, out came an enormous yellow
-snake, which flew at her with dreadful hissings. Away ran the girl; a
-fallen bamboo lay in her path; she stumbled over it, and fell. In
-her fall the third egg was broken; and the old woman without the head
-immediately popping out of it, told her, that if she had treated her as
-civilly, and had adhered as closely to the truth as her cousin had done,
-she would have obtained the same good fortune; but that as she had shown
-her nothing but rudeness, and told her nothing but lies, she must be
-contented to carry nothing home but the empty egg-shells. The old woman
-then jumped upon the yellow snake, galloped away with incredible speed,
-and never showed her red docker in that part of the island any more.”
-
-
-APRIL 8.
-
-At breakfast the captain was explaining to me the dangerous consequences
-of breaking the wheel-rope: two hours afterwards the wheel-rope broke,
-and round swung the vessel. However, as the accident fortunately took
-place in the day time, and when the sea was perfectly calm, it was
-speedily remedied: but this was “talking of the devil and his imps” with
-a vengeance.
-
-
-APRIL 10.
-
-During the early part of my outward-bound voyage I was extremely
-afflicted with sea-sickness; and between eight o’clock on a Monday
-morning, and twelve on the following Thursday, I actually brought up
-almost a thousand lines, with rhymes at the end of them. Having nothing
-better to do at present, I may as well copy them into this book.
-Composed with such speed, and under such circumstances, I take it for
-granted that the verses cannot be very good; but let them be ever so
-bad, I defy any one to be more sick while reading them than the author
-himself was while writing them. This strange story was found by me in
-an old Italian book, called “II Palagio degli Incanti,” in which it was
-related as a fact, and stated to be taken from the “Annals of Portugal,”
- an historical work. I will not vouch for the truth of it myself; and, at
-all events, I earnestly request that no person who may read these verses
-will ask me “who the hero really was?” If he does, I shall only return
-the same answer which the lady gave her husband when, being on the point
-of shipwreck, he requested her to tell him whether she had really ever
-wronged his bed? “My dear,” said she, “sink or swim, that secret shall
-go to the grave with me.”
-
-
-
-THE ISLE OF DEVILS.
-
-
-A METRICAL TALE.
-
-
- “Should I report this now, would they believe me?
-
- If I should say, I saw such islanders,
-
- Who, though they were of monstrous shape, yet, note,
-
- Their manners were more gentle-kind, than of
-
- Our human generation you shall find
-
- Many; nay, almost any!”--
-
- _Tempest_, Act 3.
-
-
-I.
-
- Speed, Halcyon, speed, and here construct thy nest:
-
- Brood on these waves, and charm the winds to rest!
-
- No wave should dare to rage, no wind to roar,
-
- Till lands yon blooming maid on Lisbon’s shore.
-
- That maid, as Venus fair and chaste is she,
-
- When first to dazzled sky and glorying sea
-
- The bursting conch Love’s new-born queen exposed,
-
- The fairest pearl that ever shell inclosed.
-
- While love’s fantastic hand had joyed to braid
-
- Her locks with weeds and shells like some sea-maid,
-
- High seated at the stern was Irza seen,
-
- And seemed to rule the tide, as ocean’s queen.
-
- Smooth sailed the bark; the sun shone clear and bright
-
- The glittering billows danced along in light;
-
- While Irza, free from fear, from sorrow free,
-
- Bright as the sun, and buoyant as the sea,
-
- Bade o’er the lute her flying fingers move,
-
- And sang a Spanish lay of Moorish love.
-
-
-ZAYDE AND ZAYDA.
-
-
- (From Las Guerras Civiles de Granada.’)
-
-
- Lo! beneath yon haughty towers,
-
- Where the young and gallant Zayde
-
- Fondly chides the lingering hours,
-
- Till they bring his lovely maid.
-
- Evening shades are gathering round him;
-
- Doubting fear his heart alarms;
-
- But nor doubt nor fear can wound him,
-
- If he views his lady’s charms.
-
- Hark! the window softly telling,
-
- Zayda comes to bless his sight;
-
- Bright as sun-beams clouds dispelling,
-
- Mild as Cynthia’s trembling light.
-
- “Dearest, say, to what I’m fated!”
-
- Cried the Moor, as near he drew:
-
- “Is the tale my page related,
-
- Loveliest lady, is it true?
-
- “To an ancient lord thy beauty
-
- Does thy tyrant father doom?
-
- Must my love, the slave of duty,
-
- Waste in age’s arms her bloom?
-
- “If my lot be still to languish,
-
- Thine, another’s bride to be,
-
- Let thy lips pronounce my anguish;
-
- ‘Twill be bliss to die by thee!”
-
- Rising sighs her grief discover;
-
- Fast her tears, while speaking, pour--
-
- “Zayde, my Zayde, our loves are over!
-
- Zayde, my Zayde, we meet no more!
-
- “Allah knows, I cherished dearly,
-
- Fondest hopes of being thine!
-
- Allah knows, I grieve sincerely,
-
- When I those fond hopes resign!
-
- “May some lady, happier, fairer,
-
- Blest with every charm and grace,
-
- Whose kind friends would grieve to tear her
-
- From all comfort, fill my place:
-
- “May all pleasures greet your bridal;
-
- May she give you heart for heart!
-
- Never be she from her idol
-
- Forced, as I am now, to part!”
-
- “Rumour did not then deceive me!”
-
- Wild the Moor in anguish cries:
-
- “Then ’tis true! for wealth you leave me!
-
- Wealth has charms for Zayda’s eyes!
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- “Blind to beauty, cold to pleasure,
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- Ozmyn shall my hopes destroy!
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- Yes; though worthless such a treasure,
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- He shall Zayda’s charms enjoy!
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- “Fare thee well! so soon to sever
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- Little thought I, when you said,
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- “Thine it is, and thine for ever
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- ‘Shall be Zayda’s heart, my Zayde!’”
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-II.
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- Scarce moved the zephyr’s wings, while breathed the song,
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- And waves in silence bore the bark along.
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- ’Twas Irza sang! Rosalvo at her side
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- Gazed on his cherub-love, his destined bride,
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- Felt at each look his soul in softness melt,
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- Nor wished to feel more bliss than then he felt.
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- Gainst the high mast, intent on book and beads,
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- A reverend abbot leans, and prays, and reads:
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- Yet oft with secret glance the pair surveys,
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- Marks how she looks, and listens what he says.
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- An idle task! The terms which speak their love
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- Had served for prayer, and passed unblamed above.
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- He finds each tender phrase so free from harm,
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- So pure each thought, each look so chaste though warm,
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- Still to his book and beads he turns again,
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- Pleased to have found his guardian care so vain;
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- While oft a blush of shame his pale cheek wears,
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- To find his thoughts so much less pure than theirs.
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- Oh! they _were_ pure! pure as the moon, whose ray
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- Loves on the shrines of virgin-saints to play;
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- Pure as the falling snow, ere yet its shower
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- Bends with its weight its own pale fragile flower.
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- Not fourteen years were Irza’s; nay, tis true,
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- Most maids at twelve know more than Irza knew:
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- And scarce two more had spread with silken down
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- Her youthful cousin’s cheek of glowing brown.
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- His tutor sage (in fact, not show, a saint)
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- Had kept his heart and mind secure from taint.
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- In liberal arts, in healthful manly sports,
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- In studies fit for councils, camps, and courts,
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- His moments found their full and best employ,
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- Nor left one leisure hour for guilty joy.
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- Since her blue dove-like eyes six springs had seen,
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- Immured in cloistered shades had Irza been,
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- From duties done her sole delight deriven,
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- And her sole care to please the queen of heaven.
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- None e’er approached her, save the pure and good:
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- Her promised spouse; that monk who near them stood;
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- Her viceroy uncle, and some guardian nun
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- Were all she e’er had seen by moon or sun.
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- No amorous forms, by wanton art designed,
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- Had e’er inflamed her blood, or stained her mind;
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- No hint in books, no coarse or doubtful phrase
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- E’er bade her curious thought explore the maze
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- No glowing dream by memory’s pencil drawn
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- Had e’er profaned her sleep, and made her blush at dawn.
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- With flowers she decked the virgin mother’s shrine,
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- Nor guessed a wonder made that name divine.
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- The very love, which lent her looks such fire,
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- Ne’er raised one blameful thought, nor loose desire;
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- Like streams of gold, which in alembic roll,
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- The flames she suffered but refined her soul;
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- Made it more free from stain, more light from dross,
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- With brighter lustre, and with softer gloss.
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- That, which she bore her bridegroom, well might claim
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- A brother’s love, and bear a sister’s name:
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- And e’en where now her lips in playful bliss
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- Sealed on Rosalvo’s eyes a balmy kiss,
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- Love’s highest, dearest grace she meant to show,
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- Nor thought he more could ask, nor she bestow.
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-III
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- From Goa’s precious sands to Lisbon’s shore.
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- The viceroy’s countless wealth that vessel bore:
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- In heaps there jewels lay of various dyes,
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- Ingots of gold, and pearls of wondrous size;
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- And there (two gems worth all that Cortez won)
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- He placed his angel niece and only son.
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- Sebastian sought the Moors! With loyal zeal
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- Rosalvo cased his youthful limbs in steel;
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- To die or conquer by his sovereign’s side
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- He came; and with him came his destined bride.
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- E’en now in Lisbon’s court for Irza’s hair
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- Virgins the myrtle’s nuptial crown prepare,
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- And Hymen waves his torch from Cintra’s towers,
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- Hails the dull bark, and chides the slow-winged hours.
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- Seldom in this bad world two hearts we see
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- So blest, and meriting so blest to be;
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- Then oh! ye winds, gently your pinions move,
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- And speed in safety home the bark of love.
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- Brood, Halcyon, brood: thy sea-spell chaunt again,
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- And keep the mirror of the enchanted main,
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- Where his white wing the exulting tropic dips,
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- Calm as their hearts, and smiling as their lips.
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- The charm prevails! Hushed are the waves and still;
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- The expanded sails light favouring zephyrs fill.
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- Wafting with motion scarce perceived; and now
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- In rapture Irza from the vessel’s prow
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- Gazed on an isle with verdure gay and bright,
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- Which seemed (so green it shone in solar light)
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- An emerald set in silver. Long her eyes
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- Dwelt on its rocks; and “Oh! dear friend,” she cries,
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- And clasps Rosalvo’s hand,--“admire with me
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- Yon isle, which rising crowns the silent sea!
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- How bold those mossy cliffs, which guard the strand,
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- Like spires, and domes, and towers in fairy-land!
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- How green the plains! how balsam-fraught the breeze!
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- How bend with golden fruit the loaded trees;
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- While, fluttering midst their boughs in joyful notes,
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- Myriads of birds attune their warbling throats!
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- Blooms all the ground with flowers! and mark, oh! mark
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- That giant palm, whose foliage broad and dark
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- Plays on the sun-clad rock!--Beneath, a cave
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- Spreads wide its sparry mouth: while loosely wave
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- A thousand creepers, dyed with thousand stains,
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- Whose wreaths enrich the trees, and cloathe the plains.
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- Dear friend, how blest, if passed my life could be
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- In that fair isle, with God alone and thee,
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- Far from the world, from man and fiend secure,
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- No guilt to harm us, and no vice to lure!
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- Bright round the virgin’s shrine would blush and bloom
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- That world of flowers, which pour such rich perfume;
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- And sweet yon caves repeat with mellowing swell
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- Eve’s closing hymn, when chimed the vesper-bell.”
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- The pilot heard--“Oh! spring of life,” he cried,
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- “How bright and beauteous seems the world untried!
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- I too, like you, in youth’s romantic bowers
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- Dreamt not of wasps in fruit, nor thorns in flowers;
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- And when on banks of sand the sunbeams shone,
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- I deemed each sparkling flint a precious stone.
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- Ah! noble lady, learn, that isle so fair,
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- The fields all roses, and all balm the air,
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- That isle is one, where every leaf’s a spell,
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- Where no good thing e’er dwelt, nor e’er shall dwell.
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- No fisher, forced from home by adverse breeze,
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- Would slake his thirst from yon infernal trees:
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- No shipwrecked sailor from the following waves
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- Would seek a shelter in those haunted caves.
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- There flock the damned! there Satan reigns, and revels!
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- And thence yon isle is called (( The Isle of Devils!”
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- Nor think, on rumour’s faith this tale is given:
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- Once, hot in youthful blood, when hell nor heaven
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- Much claimed my thoughts, (the truth with shame I tell;
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- Holy St. Francis, guard thy votary well! )
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- In quest of water near that isle I drew:
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- When lo! such monstrous forms appalled my view,
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- Such shrieks I heard, sounds all so strange and dread,
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- That from the strand with shuddering haste I fled,
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- Plyed as for life my oars, nor backward bent my head.
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- And though since then hath flown full many a year,
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- Still sinks my heart, still shake my limbs with fear,
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- Soon as yon awful island meets mine eye!
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- Cross we our breasts! say, ‘Ave!’ and pass by!”
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-IV.
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- The isle is past. And still in tranquil pride
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- Bears the rich bark its treasures o’er the tide.
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- And now the sun, ere yet his lamp he shrouds,
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- Stains the pure western sky with crimson clouds:
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- Now from the sea’s last verge he sheds his rays,
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- And sinks triumphant in a golden blaze.
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- Still o’er the heavens reflected splendours flow,
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- Which make the world of waters gleam and glow:
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- Wide and more wide each billow shines more bright,
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- Till all the empurpled ocean floats in light.
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- Soon as fair Irza marked the evening’s close,
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- Grave from her seat the young enthusiast rose,
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- Told o’er her beads, and when the string was said,
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- “Ave Maria!” sang the enraptured maid;
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- Her look so humble, so devout her air,
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- Each worldly wish appeared so lost in prayer,
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- All felt, no thought could to her mind be near,
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- That man her form could see, her voice could hear:
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- Hushed all the ship!--Each sailor checked his glee,
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- Clasped his hard hands, and bent his trembling knee;
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- And each (as rose that soft mysterious strain,
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- Best help in trouble, and sweet balm in pain)
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- Gazed on the maid with mingled awe and fear,
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- Damp on his cheek perceived the unwonted tear,
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- Then raised to Heaven his eyes in earnest prayer,
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- And half believed himself already there.
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- Low too Rosalvo knelt, nor knew, if now
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- For Mary’s grace, or Irza’s, rose his vow.
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- Scarce e’en the monk forbore to kneel; his child
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- Fondly he viewed, and sweetly, gravely smiled,
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- And blessed that God, as swelled each melting note,
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- Who gave such heavenly powers to human throat!
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- Melodious strains, oh! speed your flight above
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- On Neptune’s wings, and reach the ear of Love!
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- Oh! spread thy starry robe, celestial queen,
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- (For much thine aid she needs!) from ills to screen
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- Thy virgin-votaress!--Silence holds the deep,
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- And e’en the helmsman’s eyes are sealed by sleep:
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- Yet mark yon gathering clouds!--the moon is fled!--
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- Mark too that deathlike stillness, deep and dread!
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- And hark!--from yon black cloud an awful voice
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- Pours the wild chaunt, and bids the winds rejoice!
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-
-SONG OF THE TEMPEST-FIEND.
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- I marked her!--the pennants, how gaily they streamed!--
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- How well was she armed for resistance!
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- The waves that sustained her, how brightly they beamed
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- In the sun’s setting rays, and the sailors all seemed
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- To forget the storm-spirit’s existence.
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- But I marked her!--and now from the clouds I descend!
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- My spells to the billows I mutter!
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- I clap my black pinions! my wand I extend,
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- In darkness the sky and the ocean to blend,
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- And the winds mark the charms which I utter.
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- Now more and more rapid in eddies I whirl,
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- In my voice while the thunder-clap rumbles:
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- And now the white mountainous waves, as they curl,
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- I joy o’er the deck of the vessel to hurl,
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- And laugh, as she tosses and tumbles.
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- The crew is alarmed; but the tempest prevails,
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- No care from my fury delivers!
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- Ere there’s time for their furling the canvass, the sails
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- From the top to the bottom I split with my nails,
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- And they stream in the blast, rent in shivers!
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- The sky and the ocean, fierce battle they wage;
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- The elements all are in action!
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- No sailor the storm longer hopes to assuage:
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- What clamours, what hurry, what oaths, and what rage!
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- Oh, brave! what despair, what distraction!
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- Their heart-strings, they ache, while my ravage they view;
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- Each knee ’gainst its fellow is knocking!
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- My eyes, darting lightnings to dazzle the crew,
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- Burn and blaze; and those lightnings so forked and so blue
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- Make the darkness of midnight more shocking.
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- The morn to that vessel no succour shall bring!
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- Now high o’er the main-mast I hover;
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- Now I plunge from the sky to the deck with a spring,
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- And I shatter the mast with one flap of my wing;
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- It cracks! and it breaks! and goes over!
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- Hew away, gallant seamen! fatigue never dread;
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- You shall all rest to-night from your labours!
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- The ocean’s wide mantle shall o’er you be spread,
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- The white bones of mariners pillow your head,
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- And the whale and the shark be your neighbours.
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- For I swoop from aloft, and I blaze, and I burn,
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- While my spouts the salt billows are drinking:
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- And I drive ’gainst the vessel, and beat down the stern,
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- And pour in a flood, which shall never return,
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- And all cry--66 She’s sinking! she’s sinking!”--
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- The barge?--well remembered!--’tis strong, and ’tis large,
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- And will live in the billows’ commotion;
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- But now all my spouts from the clouds I discharge,
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- And down goes the vessel, and down goes the barge!
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- Hurrah! I reign lord of the ocean!
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- How their shrieks rose in chorus! Now all is at rest;
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- The tempest no longer is brewing!
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- My dreams by the harm newly done will be blest,
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- So I’ll sleep for a while on a thunder-cloud’s breast,
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- Then rouze to hurl round me fresh ruin.
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- Hushed is the storm: the heavens no longer frown;
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- And o’er that spot, where late the bark went down,
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- All bright and smiling flows the treacherous wave,
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- Like sunshine playing on a new-made grave.
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- Full rose the watery moon: it showed a plank,
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- To which, all deadly pale, with tresses dank,
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- And robes of white, on which the sea had flung
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- Loose wreaths of ocean-flowers, unconscious clung
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- A fair frail form:--‘twas Irza!--to the shore
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- Each following wave the virgin nearer bore;
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- And now the mountain surge overwhelmed the land,
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- Then flying left her on the wished-for strand.
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- Soon hope and love of life her powers renew;
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- Swift towards a cliff she speeds, which towers in view,
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- Nor waits the wave’s return’; and now again
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- Safe on the shore, and rescued from the main,
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- Prostrate she falls, and thanks the Sire of life,
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- Whose arm hath snatched her from the billowy strife.
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- That duty done, she rose, and gazed around:
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- Mossed are the rocks, and flowers bestrew the ground.
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- Not distant far, a group of fragrant trees
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- Bend with their golden fruit. The ocean-breeze
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- Shakes a gigantic palm, which o’er a cave
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- Its dark green foliage spreads, and wildly wave
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- Their blooming wreaths, all starred with midnight dews,
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- A thousand creeping plants of thousand hues.
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- Then flashed the dreadful truth on Irza’s view!
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- That cave--those trees--that giant palm she knew!
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- Then from her lips for ever fled the smile:
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- --“Mother of God!” she shrieked, “the Demon-Isle!”--
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- Long on a broken crag she knelt, and prayed,
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- And wearied every saint for strength and aid;
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- Then speechless, heedless, senseless lay; when, lo!
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- Strange mutterings near her roused from torpid woe
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- Her soul to fresh alarms. Her head she reared,
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- And near her face an hideous face appeared;
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- But straight ’twas gone!--In trembling haste she rose,
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- And saw a ring of monstrous dwarfs inclose
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- Her rugged couch. Not Teniers’ hand could paint
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- Forms more grotesque to scare the tempted saint,
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- Than here, as on they pressed in circling throng,
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- With gnashing teeth seemed for her blood to long,
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- And grinned, and glared, and gloated! Quicker grew
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- Her breath! Death hemmed her round! As yet, ‘tis true,
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- Far off they kept; but soon, more daring grown,
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- More near they crept, oft sharpening on some stone
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- Their long crookt claws; and still, as on they came,
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- They screeched and chattered; and their eyes of flame,
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- Twinkling and goggling, told, what pleasure grim
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- ‘Twould give to rack and rend her limb from limb:
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- --“Heaven take my soul!” she cried,--when, hark! a
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- moan,
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- So full, so sad, so strange--not shriek--not groan--
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- Something scarce earthly--breathed above her head--
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- ‘Twas heard, and instant every imp was fled.
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- What was that sound? What pitying saint from high
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- Had stooped to save her? Now to heaven her eye
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- Grateful she raised. Almighty powers!--a form,
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- Gigantic as the palm, black as the storm,
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- All shagged with hair, wild, strange in shape and show,
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- Towered on the loftiest cliff, and gazed below.
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- On her he gazed, and gazed so fixed, so hard,
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- Like knights of bronze some hero’s tomb who guard.
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- Bright wreaths of scarlet plumes his temples crowned,
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- And round his ankles, arms, and wrists were wound
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- Unnumbered glassy strings of crystals bright,
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- Corals, and shells, and berries red and white.
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- On her he gazed, and floods of sable fires
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- Rolled his huge eyes, and spoke his fierce desires,
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- As on his club, a torn-up lime, he leaned.--
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- “Help, Heaven!” thought Irza, “‘tis the master-fiend!”
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- Not long he paused: he now with one quick bound
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- Sprang from the cliff, and lighted on the ground.
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- Back fled the maid in terror; but her fear
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- Was needless. Humbly, slowly crept he near,
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- Then kissed the earth, his club before her laid,
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- And of his neck her footstool would have made:
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- But from his touch she shrank. He raised his head,
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- And saw her limbs convulsed, her face all dread,
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- And felt the cause his presence! Sad and slow
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- He rose, resumed his club, and turn’d to go.
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- Reproachful was his look, but still ’twas kind;
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- He climb’d the rock, but oft he gazed behind;
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- He reach’d the cave; one look below he threw;
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- Plaintive again he moan’d, and with slow steps withdrew.
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- She is alone; she breathes again!--Fly, fly!--
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- Ah! wretched girl, too late! with frenzied eye,
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- (Scarce gone the master-fiend) his imps she sees,
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- Pour from the rocks, and drop from all the trees
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- With yell, and squeak, and many a horrid sound,
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- And form a living fence to hedge her round:
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- --“Now then,” she cried, 4 c all’s over!--oh! farewell,
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- Farewell, Rosalvo!” On her knee she fell,
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- And told her beads with trembling hands. Yet still
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- On came the throng; and soon, with wanton skill
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- (Lured by its coral glow and cross of gold),
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- One snatch’d her chaplet, nor forsook his hold,
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- Though hard she struggled: while more bold, more fierce
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- Another seized her arm, and dared to pierce
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- With his sharp teeth its snow. The pure blood stream’d
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- Fast from the wound, and loud the virgin scream’d;
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- And strait again was heard that sad strange moan,
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- And instant all the dwarfs again were flown.
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- Scarce conscious that she lived, scarce knowing why,
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- Half grieved, half grateful, Irza raised her eye:
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- Still on the rock (not dared he down to spring)
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- Dark and majestic stood the demon-king;
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- Then lowly knelt, and raised his arm to wave
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- An orange bough, and court her to his cave.
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- Lost are her friends; no help, no hope is nigh;
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- What can she do, and whither can she fly?
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- To him already twice her life she owes,
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- And but his presence now restrains her foes.
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- On wings of flame the sun had left the main;
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- And peeping from the trees, the imps too plain
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- Shot darts of rage from their green orbs of sight:
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- She heard their gibberings, and she mark’d their spite;
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- And, while they eyed her form, their care she saw
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- To grind their teeth, and whet each cruel claw.
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- Demons alike, the monarch-demon’s breast
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- Appear’d least fierce; of ills she chose the best,
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- Sought, where profaned her coral rosary lay,
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- Then slowly mounted where he show’d the way.
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- Cautious he led her tow’rds his lone abode,
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- And clear’d each stone that might impede her road.
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- With pain she trod: she reach’d the cave; but there
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- No more their weight her wearied limbs could bear.
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- Exhausted, fainting, anguish, terror, thirst,
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- Fatigue o’erpower’d her frame: her heart must burst,
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- Her eyes grow dim! Sunk on the rock she lies,
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- And sinking, prays she never more may rise.
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- Long in this deathlike swoon she lay: at length
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- Exhausted nature show’d forth all its strength,
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- And call’d her back to life. Her opening eyes
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- Beheld a grotto vast in depth and size,
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- Whose high straight sides forbade all hopes of flight:
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- The fractured roof gave ample space for light,
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- Through which in gorgeous guise the day-star shone
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- On many a lucid shell and brilliant stone.
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- Through pendent spars and crystals as it falls,
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- Each beam with rainbow hues adorns the walls,
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- Gilds all the roof, emblazes all the ground,
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- And scatters light, and warmth, and splendour round.
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- Gently on pillowing furs reposed her head;
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- With many a verdant rush her couch was spread;
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- A gourd with blushing fruits was near her placed,
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- Whose scent and colour woo’d alike her taste;
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- And round her strewn there bloom’d unnumber’d flowers
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- Charming her sense with aromatic powers.
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- One only object chill’d her blood with ear:
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- Far off removed (but still, alas! too near),
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- Scarce breathing, lest a breath her sleep might break,
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- There stood the fiend, and watch’d to see her wake.
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- In sooth, if credit outward show might crave,
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- Than Irza, ne’er had nymph an humbler slave.
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- He watched her every glance; her frown he fear’d;
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- And if his pains to meet her wish appear’d,
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- All pains seem’d far o’er-paid, all cares appeased,
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- And so she found but pleasure, he was pleased.
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- One power he claim’d, but claim’d that power alone:
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- Still, when he left her side, a mass of stone
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- Barr’d up the grotto, nor allow’d her feet
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- To pass the limits of her bright retreat.
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- But when in quest of food not forced to stray,
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- In Irza’s sight he wore the livelong day,
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- And show’d her living springs and noontide shades,
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- Spice-breathing groves, and flower-enamell’d glades.
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- For her he still selects the sweetest roots,
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- The coolest waters, and the loveliest fruits;
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- To deck her charms the softest furs he brings,
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- And plucks their plumage from flamingo wings;
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- Bids blooming shrubs, to shade her, bend in bowers,
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- And strews her couch with fragrant herbs and flowers
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- While many an ivy-twisted grate restrains
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- The splendid tenants of the etherial plains.
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- Then, when she sought her lonesome grot at eve,
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- And waved her hand, and warn’d him take his leave,
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- Her will was his: he breathed his plaintive moan,
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- Gazed one last look, then gently roll’d the stone.
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- Perhaps, such constant care and worship paid,
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- More fit for angel than for mortal maid,
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- At length had won her, with more grateful mind
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- To view his gifts, and pay respect so kind;
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- But, as her giant-gaoler she esteem’d
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- Some prince of subterraneous fire, she deem’d
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- His favours snares, his presents only given
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- To shake her faith, and steal her soul from heaven.
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- Still then her loathing heart remain’d the same,
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- Joy’d when he went, and shudder’d when he came;
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- And when to share his fruits by hunger press’d,
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- Ever she bless’d them first, and cross’d her breast.
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- Days creep--months roll--no change! no hope! and oh!
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- Rosalvo lost, what hope can life bestow?
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- Death, only death, she feels, can end her woes;
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- Nor doubts death soon will bring that wish’d-for close;
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- For now her frame, her mind, confess disease;
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- Painful and faint she moves; her tottering knees
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- Scarce bear her weight; and oft, by humour moved,
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- Her sickening soul now loathes what late it loved.
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- It comes! the moment comes! Her frame is rent
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- By sharper pangs; her nerves, too strongly bent,
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- Seem on the point to break; her forehead burns;
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- Her curdling blood is fire, is ice by turns;
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- Her heart-strings crack!--“This hour is sure her last!’
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- Fainting she sinks, and hopes “that hour is pass’d!”
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- Wake, Irza, wake to grief most strange and deep!
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- Still must thou live, and only live to weep!
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- Oh, lift thine aching head, thy languid eyes,
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- And mark what hideous stranger near thee lies.
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- “Guard me, all blessed saints!”--A monster child
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- Press’d her green couch; and, as it grimly smiled,
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- Its shaggy limbs, and eyes of sable fire,
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- Betray’d the crime, and claim’d its hellish sire!
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- “Lost! lost! My soul is lost!” the affrighted maid,
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- (Ah, now a maid no more!) distracted, said,
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- And wrung her hands. Those words she scarce could say;
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- Yet would have pray’d, but fear’d’t was sin to pray!
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- That only veil which ne’er admits a stain,
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- The veil of ignorance, was rent in twain:
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- In spite of virtue, cloisters, horror, youth,
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- She knows, and feels, and shudders at the truth.
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- That night accursed!--In death-like swoon she slept--
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- Then near her couch if that dark demon crept--
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- Oh! where was then her guardian angel’s aid?
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- And would not heavenly Mary save her maid?
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- Deprived of sense--betray’d by place and time--
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- Then was she doom’d to share the unconscious crime?
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- Debased, deflower’d, and stamp’d a wretch for life,
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- A monster’s mother, and a demon’s wife?
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- Oh! at that thought her soul what passions tear!
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- How then she beats her breast, how rends her hair,
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- And bids, with golden ringlets scatter’d round,
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- Stream all the air, and glitter all the ground!
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- Sighs, sobs, and shrieks the place of words supply;
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- And still she mourns to live, and prays to die,
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- Till heart denies to groan, and eyes to flow;
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- Then, on her couch of rushes sinking low,
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- Languid and lost she lies, in silent, senseless woe.
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- What lifts her burning head? why opes her eye?
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- What makes her blood run back? A faint shrill cry!
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- Too well, alas! that cry was understood:
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- The monster pined for want, and claim’d its food.
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- Then in her heart what rival passions strove!
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- How shrinks disgust, how yearns maternal love!
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- Now to its life her feelings she prefers;
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- Now Nature wakes, and makes her own--“’Tis hers!”
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- Loathing its sight, she melts to hear its cries,
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- And, while she yields the breast, averts her eyes.
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- Not so the demon-sire: the child he raised,
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- He kiss’d it--danced it--nursed it--knelt, and gazed,
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- Till joyful tears gush’d forth, and dimm’d his sight:
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- Scarce Irza’s self was view’d with more delight.
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- He held it tow’rds her--horror seem’d to thrill
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- Her frame. He sigh’d, and clasp’d it closer still.
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- Once, and but once, his features wrath express’d:
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- He saw her shudder, as it drain’d her breast;
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- And, while reproach half mingled with his moan,
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- Snatch’d it from her’s, and press’d it to his own.
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- Three months had pass’d; still lived the monster-brat:
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- Its sire had sought the wood; alone she sat:
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- She sheds no tears--no tears are left to shed;
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- Unmoisten’d burn her eyes--her heart seems dead--
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- Her form seems marble. Lo! from far the sound
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- Of music steals, and fills the caves around.
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- She starts!--scarce breathing--trembling;--“Oh! for
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- wings!”--
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- But hark! for nearer now the minstrel sings. .
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-SONG.
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-1.
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- When summer smiled on Goa’s bowers
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- They seem’d so fair;
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- All light the skies, all bloom the flowers,
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- All balm the air!
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- The mock-bird swell’d his amorous lay,
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- Soft, sweet, and clear; .
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- And all was beauteous, all was gay,
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- For she was near.
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-2.
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- But now the skies in vain are bright
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- With Summer’s glow;
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- The pea-dove’s call to Love’s delight
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- Augments my woé;
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- And blushing roses vainly bloom;
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- Their charms are fled,
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- And all is sadness, all is gloom,
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- For she is dead!
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-3.
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- Now o’er thy head, my virgin love,
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- Rolls Ocean’s wave;
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- But fond regret, in myrtle grove,
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- Hath dug thy grave.
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- Sweet flowers, around her vacant urn
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- Your wreaths I’ll twine,
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- And pray such flowers, ere Spring’s return,
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- May garland mine!
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- “He! he!”--That love-lorn dirge--that heavenly
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- tongue--
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- That air, she taught him‘t was Rosalvo sung!
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- Rosalvo, whom the waves, which wreck’d their bark,
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- Had borne, like her, for purpose sad and dark,
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- To that strange isle; though far remote the beach
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- From Irza’s grot, which Fate ordain’d him reach;
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- But now at length his curious search explores
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- These rude and slippery crags and distant shores;
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- And while he treads his dangerous path, the strains
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- Which Irza taught him soothe her lover’s pains.
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- She hears his steps, and hears them soon more near;
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- And loud she cries--“Rosalvo! Hear! oh, hear!
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- ‘Tis Irza calls!” and now more quick, more nigh,
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- Down the steep rock she hears those footsteps fly.
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- Again she calls. He comes! He searches round;
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- He seeks the gate, and soon the gate is found.
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- Alas! ‘t is found in vain! the marble guard
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- Seem’d rooted as the rock, whose mouth it barr’d.
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- Yet still, with labouring nerves, to move the stone
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- He struggles. Now he stops; and, hark! A groan!
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- But one; then all was hush’d! A sickening chill
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- Seized Irza’s heart, and seem’d her veins to thrill.
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- Fain had she call’d her youthful bridegroom’s name;
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- Her tongue Fear’s numbing fingers seem’d to lame.
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- Footsteps!--more near they drew:--slow rolled the
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- stone--
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- The infernal gaoler came, but came alone.
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- With anxious glance his eye explored the cell;
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- But when it fix’d on her’s, abash’d it fell.
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- He knelt, and seem’d to fear her frown. He bore
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- His club.’T was splash’d with brains! ‘twas wet with
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- gore!
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- She fear’d--she guess’d--she rush’d--she ran--she
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- flew,--
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- Nor dared the fiend her frantic course pursue.
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- “Rosalvo! speak! Rosalvo!” Shrill, yet sweet,
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- She wakes the echoes. What obstructs her feet?
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- ‘T is he, the young, the good, the kind, the fair!
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- As some frail lily, which the passing share *
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- Or wanton boy hath wounded, droops its head,
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- Its whiteness wither’d, and its fragrance fled,
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- Low lay the youth, and from his temple’s wound
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- With precious streams bedew’d the ensanguin’d ground.
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- Then reason fled its seat! She shrieks! she raves!
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- And fills with hideous yells the ocean caves;
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- Rends her bright locks, and laughs to see them fly,
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- And bids them seek Rosalvo in the sky.
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- To dig his grave she fiercely ploughs the ground,
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- Loud shrieks his name, nor feels the flints that wound
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- Her bosom’s globes, and stain their snow with gore,
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- As wild she dashes down, and beats in rage the floor.
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- Now fail her strength, her spirits; mute she sits,
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- Silent and sad; then laughs and sings by fits.
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- A statue now she seems, or one just dead,
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- Her looks all gloom, her eyes two balls of lead:
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- Then simply smiles, and chaunts, with idiot glee,
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- “Ave Maria! Benedicite!”
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- Till, Nature’s powers revived by rest, again
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- The fury passions riot in her brain,
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- And all is rage, revenge, and helpless, hopeless pain.
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- Days, weeks, months pass. Time came with slow relief;
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- But still at length it came. No more her grief
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- Disturbs her brain: she knows “that groan was his!”
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- And fully feels herself the wretch she is.
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- She rises: towards the grotto’s mouth she goes,
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- Nor dares the fiend her wandering steps oppose.
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- She seeks the spot on which Rosalvo fell,
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- On which he died! She knows that spot too well!
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- But, lo! no corse was there! All smooth and green
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- A velvet turf o’erstrewn with flowers was seen,
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- And fenced with roses. “Oh! whose pious care
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- Hath deck’d this grave? Hear, gracious Heaven, his
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- prayer,
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- When most he needs!” While thus in doubt she stands,
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- She marks the fiend’s approach. His ebon hands
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- Sustain’d a gourd of flowers of various hue;
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- He pour’d them, kiss’d the turf, and straight withdrew
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- Hither each morn his blooming gifts he bore,
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- Smooth’d the green sod, and strew’d it o’er and o’er.
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- Hither, each morn, came Irza; on those flowers
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- She wept, she pray’d, she sang away her hours.
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- So mourns the nightingale on poplar spray *,
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- Her callow brood by shepherds borne away,
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- Weeps all the night, and from her green retreat
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- Fills the wide groves with warblings sad as sweet.
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- And still fresh woes succeed. She feels again
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- Mysterious pangs, nor doubts her cause of pain.
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- Too sure, while lost in maniac state she lay,
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- Her sense, her wits, her feeling all away,
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- The fiend once more had seized the unguarded hour
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- To force her weakness, and abuse his ower.
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- “Qualis populeâ,” &c.--Virgil.
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- Again Lucina came. That new-born cry,
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- Shuddering, again she heard; her fearful eye
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- Wander’d around awhile, nor dared to stay.
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- “There, there he lies! my child!” With fresh essay
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- Once more she turn’d. But when at length her sight
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- Dwelt on its face, her wonder--her delight--
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- Can ne’er by tongue be told, by fancy guess’d!
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- Frantic she caught, she kiss’d, and lull’d him on her breast.
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- Oh! who can paint how Irza loved that child!
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- Grieved when he moan’d, and smiled whene’er he smiled!
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- His dimpled arm soft on the rushes lay;
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- Through his fine skin the blood was seen to play;
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- That skin than down of swans more smooth and white;
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- Nor e’er shone summer sky so blue and bright,
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- As shone the eyes of that same cherub elf;
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- In small the model of her beauteous self.
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- The scant gold locks which gilt his ivory brow,
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- Were sun-beams gleaming on a globe of snow;
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- And on his coral lips the red which stood,
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- Shamed the first rose, whose milk was Paphia’s blood.
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- By fairy-thefts since nurses were beguiled,
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- Never stole fairy yet a lovelier child!
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- In Nature’s costlier charms no babe array’d,
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- At length a mother’s fears and throes repaid:
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- Not when Lucina first in myrtle grove,
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- To Beauty’s kiss presented new-born Love;
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- And while, with wond’ring eyes, the immortal boy
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- Imbibed new light, and pour’d ecstatic joy:
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- He kiss’d and drain’d by turns her fragrant breast,
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- Till amorous ring-doves coo’d the god to rest.
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- Mothers may love as much, but never more,
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- Nor e’er did mother love so well before,
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- As Irza loved that child! Her sable lord
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- Mark’d well that love; and now, to health restored,
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- He felt her child to home would chain her feet,
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- Nor roll’d the stone to close her lone retreat.
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- Still, when he went, he with him bore away
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- That fav’rite babe, nor fear’d she far would stray.
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- Arm’d with his club, she now might safely rove
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- Through verdant vale, or weep in shadowy grove;
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- For soon the dwarfs were used to bear her sight,
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- Knew that dread club, nor dared indulge their spite.
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- Still from afar off looks of rage they cast,
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- And shrilly squeal’d and clamour’d as she pass’d;
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- But by their flight when near she came, ‘twas seen,
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- They own’d allegiance, and confess’d their queen.
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- One morn her savage lord, in quest of food,
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- Forsook tho cave, and sought th’ adjacent wood;
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- And as her darling boy he with him bore,
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- Irza, unwatch’d, might pace the sounding shore.
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- Listless and slow she moved, and climb’d with pain
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- A tow’ring cliff, which beetled o’er the main.
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- Now three full years had flown, since Irza’s eye
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- Had dwelt on human form, and since reply
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- From human tongue had blest her ear.’Tis true,
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- Throned on a rock, which spread before her view
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- The sea’s wide-stretching plains, she once descried
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- A gallant vessel plough the neighbouring tide.
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- By cries to draw it near she long essay’d,
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- And oft a palm-bough waved in sign for aid:
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- But all her cries and all her signs were vain;
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- On sail’d the bark, nor e’er return’d again!
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- On that same rock she sat, and eyed the wave,
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- And wish’d she there had found her wat’ry grave!
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- Fain had she sought one then, plunged from the steep.
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- And buried all her sufferings in the deep;
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- But faith alike and reason bade her shun
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- That wish, nor break a thread which God had spun.
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- Hark!--was it fancy?--hark again!--the shores
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- Echo the sound of fast approaching oars.
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- Oh! how she gazed!--a barge (by friars ’twas mann’d)
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- Cut the smooth waves, and sought the rocky strand.
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- Soon (while his wither’d hands a crosier hold,
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- All rich with gems, and rough with sculptured gold),
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- Landing alone, a reverend monk appear’d:--
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- His jewell’d cross--his flowing silver beard--
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- “‘Tis he!--‘tis he!”--swift down the steep she flies,
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- Falls at the stranger’s feet, and frantic cries,
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- Down her pale cheek while tears imploring roll,
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- “Help, father abbot! save me! save my soul!”
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- ‘Twas he indeed! that bark which ne’er return’d,
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- Well on the cliff* her fair wild form discern’d,
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- But deem’d some island-fiend had spread a snare
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- To lure them with a form so wild and fair.
-
- Yet oft in Lisbon would those seamen tell,
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- How angled for their souls the prince of hell;
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- And warmly paint, their leisure to beguile,
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- The fallen angel of th’ enchanted isle.
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- At length this wonder reach’d the abbot’s ear,
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- And prompt affection made the wonder clear:--
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- “’Twas Irza! shipwreck’d Irza! none but she
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- So heav’nly fair, so lonely lost could be!”
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- Straight he prepares anew that sea to brave,
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- Which once already seem’d to yawn his grave;
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- Nor ask, how chanced it that he reach’d the shore:
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- It was through a miracle and nothing more.
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- Whether on monkish frock as safe rode he,
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- As night-hags skim in sieves o’er Norway’s sea;
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- Or like Arion plough’d the wat’ry plain,
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- Horsed on some monster of the astonish’d main,
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- Some shark, some whale, some kraken, some sea-cow--
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- St. Francis saved him, and it boots not how.
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- And now again the saint his priest survey’d,
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- From waves and winds imploring heavenly aid;
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- Resolved for Irza’s sake to brave the worst
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- Which fate could offer on that isle accurst.
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- Far off his ship was anchor’d; on that strand
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- Not India’s wealth could make a layman land!
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- Therefore with none but monks he mann’d his barge,
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- Which bore of beads and bells a sacred charge;
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- Whole heaps of relics lent by Cintra’s nuns,
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- And holy water (blest at Rome) by tons!
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- His toils were all o’erpaid! he saw again
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- His fav’rite child, and kindly soothed her pain;
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- And while her tale he heard, oft dropp’d a tear,
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- And sign’d his beard-swept breast in awe and fear:
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- Then bade her speed the friendly bark to gain,
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- And fly the infernal monarch’s green domain;
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- Nor yield her tyrant time to cast a spell,
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- And rouse to cross her flight the powers of hell.
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- Then first from Irza’s cheek the glow of red,
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- By hope of rescue raised, grew faint, and fled;
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- Trembling she nam’d her cherub-boy, confess’d
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- A mother’s fondness fill’d his mother’s breast;
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- Described how fair he look’d, how sweet he smiled,
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- And fear’d her flight might quite destroy her child.
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- Then rose the abbot’s ire--ee Oh, guilty care!”
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- Frowning, he cried, and shook his hoary hair:
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- “Fair is the imp? and shall he therefore breathe
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- To win new subjects for the realms beneath?
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- The fiends most dangerous are those spirits bright,
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- Who toil for hell, and show like sons of light;
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- And still when Satan spreads his subtlest snares,
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- The baits are azure eyes, the lines are golden hairs.
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- Name thou the brat no more! To Cintra’s walls
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- Fly, where thy footsteps mild repentance calls.
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- I’ll hear no plaint! kneel not! I’m deaf to prayer!
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- Swift, brethren, to the barge this maniac bear;
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- Speed! speed!--no tears!--no struggling!--no delay
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- Row, brethren, row, and waft us swift away!”
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- The monks obeyed. Then, then in Irza’s soul
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- What various passions raged, and mock’d control!
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- Now how she mourn’d, now how she wept for joy,
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- How loathed the sire, and how adored the boy!
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- The barge is gain’d; they row. When, lo! from high
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- Her ear again receives that well-known cry,
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- That sad, strange moan! she starts, and lifts her eye.
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- There, on a rock which fenced the strand, once more
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- She saw her demon-husband stand: he bore
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- Her beauteous babe; and, while he view’d the barge,
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- Keen anguish seem’d each feature to enlarge,
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- And shake each giant limb. With piteous air
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- His arms he spread, his hands he clasp’d in prayer;
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- Knelt, wept, and while his eye-balls seem’d to burn,
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- Oft show’d the child, and woo’d her to return.
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- His suit the monks disdain; the barge recedes;
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- More humbly now he kneels, more earnest pleads.
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- But when he found no tears their course delay,
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- And still the boat pursued its watery way;
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- Then, ‘gainst his grief and rage no longer proof,
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- He gnash’d his teeth, he stamp’d his iron hoof,
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- Whirl’d the boy wildly round and round his head,
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- Hash’d it against the rocks, and howling fled.
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- Loud shrieks the mother! changed to stone she stands,
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- And silent lifts to heav’n her clay-cold hands:
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- Then, sinking down, stretch’d on the deck she lies,
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- Hid her pale face, and closed her aching eyes.
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- But hark! why shout the monks?--C£ Again,” they said,
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- “Again the demon comes!” with desperate dread
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- Starts the poor wretch, and lifts her anguish’d head.
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- Yes! there the infant-murderer stood once more,
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- But now far different were the looks he wore.
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- No bending knee, no suppliant glance was seen,
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- Proud was his port, and stern and fierce his mien.
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- His blood-stain’d eye-balls glared with vengeful ire;
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- His spreading nostrils seem’d to snort out fire.
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- Swiftly from crag to crag he following sprung,
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- While round his neck his shaggy offspring clung;
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- And now, like some dark tow’r, erect he stood,
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- Where the last rock hung frowning o’er the flood:--
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- “Look! look!” he seem’d to say, with action wild,
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- “Look, mother, look! this babe is still your child!
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- With him as me all social bonds you break,
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- Scorn’d and detested for his father’s sake:
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- My love, my service only wrought disdain,
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- And nature fed his heart from yours in vain!
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- Then go, Ingrate, far o’er the ocean go,
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- Consign your friend, your child to endless woe!
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- Renounce us! hate us! pleased, your course pursue,
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- And break their hearts who lived alone for you!”
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- His eyes, which flash’d red fire--his arms spread wide,
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- Her child raised high to heaven--too plain implied,
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- Such were his thoughts, though nature speech denied.
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- And now with eager glance the deep he view’d,
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- And now the barge with savage howl pursued;
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- Then to his lips his infant wildly press’d,
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- And fondly, fiercely, clasp’d it to his breast:
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- Three piteous moans, three hideous yells he gave,
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- Plunged headlong from the rock, and made the sea his
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- grave.
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- Where, screen’d by orange groves and myrtle bowers,
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- Saint-favour’d Cintra rears her gothic towers;
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- A nun there dwells, most holy, sad, and fair,
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- Her only business penance, fasts, and prayer;
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- Her only joy with flowers the shrines to dress,
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- Weep with the suff’ring, and relieve distress.
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- A poor lay-sister she; yet golden rain
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- Showers from her hand to glad each barren plain:
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- In other eyes she lights up joy, but ne’er
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- Those eyes of hers were seen a smile to wear:
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- From other breasts she plucks the thorn of grief,
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- But feels, her own admits of no relief.
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- Where age and sickness count the hours by groans,
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- Uncalled, she comes to hear and hush their moans.
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- There, ever humble, watchful, patient, kind,
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- No nauseous task, no servile care declined,
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- O’er the sick couch, all day, all night she hangs,
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- Till health or death relieves the sufferer’s pangs.
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- No thanks she takes, no praise from man receives,
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- Her duty done, the rest to God she leaves;
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- But only when her care redeems a life,
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- Parting she says--“Pray for a demon’s wife!”
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- With blessings still, whene’er that nun they view,
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- The young, the aged her sainted steps pursue,
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- And cry, with bended knee and suppliant air,
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- ee Sister of mercy, name us in thy prayer!”
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- With beads the night, in gracious acts the day,
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- So wore her youth, so wears her age away.
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- Now cease, my lay! thy mournful task is o’er;
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- Irza, farewell! I wake thy lute no more.
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- “Was such her fate? and did her days thus creep
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- So sad, so slow, till came the long last sleep?
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- And did for this her hands with roses twine
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- The Saviour’s altars and the Virgin’s shrine?
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- Pure, beauteous, rich, did all these blessings tend,
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- But from the world in prime of life to send
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- This gifted maid, in prayer to waste her hours,
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- And weep a fancied crime in cloister’d bowers?”
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- Oh, blind to fate! perhaps that fancied crime
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- Which bade her quit the world in youthful prime,
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- Snatch’d her from paths, where beauty, wealth, and fame
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- Had proved but snares to load her soul with shame,
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- And spared her pangs from wilful guilt which flow,
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- The only serious ills that man can know!
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- Ah! what avails it, since they ne’er can last,
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- If gay or sad our span of days be past?
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- Pray, mortals, pray, in sickness or in pain,
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- Not long nor blest to live, but pure from stain.
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- A life of pleasure, and a life of woe,
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- When both are past, the difference who can show?
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- But all can tell, how wide apart in price
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- A life of virtue, and a life of vice.
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- Then still, sad Irza, tread your thorny way,
-
- Since life must end, and merits ne’er decay.
-
- Wounded past hope, still prize the pleasure pure,
-
- To heal those hearts which yet can hope a cure;
-
- Nor doubt, the soul which joys in noble deeds
-
- Shall reap a rich reward when most it needs.
-
- When comes that day to conscious guilt so dread,
-
- Angels unseen shall bathe your burning head:
-
- The prayers of orphans fan with balmy breath,
-
- And widow’s blessings drown the threats of death;
-
- Each sigh your pity hush’d shall swelling rise
-
- In loud hosannas when you mount the skies;
-
- And every tear on earth to sorrow given,
-
- Be precious pearls to wreathe your brows in heaven!
-
-
-APRIL 17.
-
-
- Piansi i riposi di quest’ umil vita,
-
- E sospirai la mia perduta pace!”
-
-I regret the loss of our dead calm and our crawling pace of a knot and
-a half an hour; for during the last four days we have had nothing but
-gales and squalls, mountainous waves, the vessel rolling and pitching
-incessantly, and the sea perpetually pouring in at the windows and down
-through the hatchway. Into the bargain, we are now sufficiently towards
-the north to find the weather perishingly cold, and we have neither wood
-nor coals enough on board to allow a fire for the cabin.
-
-But, among all our inconveniences, that which is the most intolerable
-undoubtedly arises from the sick apothecary. It seems that his complaint
-is the consequence of dram-drinking, which has affected his liver. Since
-his coming on board, he has continued to indulge his taste; and growing
-worse (as might be expected), he has now thought proper to put himself
-in a state of salivation: the consequence is, that what with the mercury
-and what with the man, aided by the concomitant effluvia of our cargo of
-sugar, rum, and coffee, for a combination of villanous smells, Falstaff’s
-buck-basket was nothing to the cabin of the Sir Godfrey Webster. I could
-almost fancy myself Slawken-bergius’s Don Diego just returned from the
-Promontory of Noses, and that I had exchanged my snub for a proboscis;
-so much do all my other senses appear to be absorbed in that of
-smelling, and so completely do I seem to myself to be nose all over. As
-to the poor apothecary, his mercury annoys us without any signs as yet
-of its benefiting himself. He grows worse daily, and I greatly doubt his
-ever reaching England.
-
-
-APRIL 19. (Sunday.)
-
-I have not been able to ascertain exactly the negro notions concerning
-the _Duppy_; indeed, I believe that his character and qualities vary in
-different parts of the country. At first, I thought that the term Duppy
-meant neither more nor less than a ghost; but sometimes he is spoken of
-as “the Duppy,” as if there were but one, and then he seems to answer
-to the devil. Sometimes he is a kind of malicious spirit, who haunts
-burying-grounds (like the Arabian gouls), and delights in playing tricks
-to those who may pass that way. On other occasions, he seems to be a
-supernatural attendant on the practitioners of Obeah, in the shape of
-some animal, as familiar imps are supposed to belong to our English
-witches; and this latter is the part assigned to him in the following
-“Nancy-story:”--
-
-“Sarah Winyan was scarcely ten years old, when her mother died, and
-bequeathed to her considerable property. Her father was already dead;
-and the guardianship of the child devolved upon his sister, who had
-always resided in the same house, and who was her only surviving
-relation. Her mother, indeed, had left two sons by a former husband, but
-they lived at some distance in the wood, and seldom came to see their
-mother; chiefly from a rooted aversion to this aunt; who, although
-from interested motives she stooped to flatter her sister-in-law,
-was haughty, ill-natured, and even suspected of Obeahism, from the
-occasional visits of an enormous black dog, whom she called Tiger, and
-whom she never failed to feed and caress with marked distinction.
-In case of Sarah’s death, the aunt, in right of her brother, was the
-heiress of his property. She was determined to remove this obstacle to
-her wishes; and after treating her for some time with harshness and
-even cruelty, she one night took occasion to quarrel with her for some
-trifling fault, and fairly turned her out of doors. The poor girl seated
-herself on a stone near the house, and endeavoured to beguile the time
-by singing--
-
- ‘Ho-day, poor me, O!
-
- Poor me, Sarah Winyan, O!
-
- They call me neger, neger!
-
- They call me Sarah Winyan, O!’
-
-“But her song was soon interrupted by a loud rushing among the bushes;
-and the growling which accompanied it announced the approach of the
-dreaded Tiger. She endeavoured to secure herself against his attacks
-by climbing a tree: but it seems that Tiger had not been suspected of
-Obeahism without reason; for he immediately growled out an assurance
-to the girl, that come down she must and should! Her aunt, he said, had
-made her over to him by contract, and had turned her out of doors that
-night for the express purpose of giving him an opportunity of carrying
-her away. If she would descend from the tree, and follow him willingly
-to his own den to wait upon him, he engaged to do her no harm; but if
-she refused to do this, he threatened to gnaw down the tree without
-loss of time, and tear her into a thousand pieces. His long sharp
-teeth, which he gnashed occasionally during the above speech, appeared
-perfectly adequate to the execution of his menaces, and Sarah judged it
-most prudent to obey his commands. But as she followed Tiger into the
-wood, she took care to resume her song of
-
- ‘Ho-day, poor me, O!’
-
-in hopes that some one passing near them might hear her name, and come
-to her rescue. Tiger, however, was aware of this, and positively forbad
-her singing. However, she contrived every now and then to loiter behind;
-and when she thought him out of hearing, her
-
- ‘Ho-day! poor me, O!’
-
-began again; although she was compelled to sing in so low a voice,
-through fear of her four-footed master, that she had but faint hopes of
-its reaching any ear but her own. Such was, indeed, the event, and Tiger
-conveyed her to his den without molestation. In the meanwhile, her two
-half-brothers had heard of their mother’s death, and soon arrived at the
-house to enquire what was become of Sarah. The aunt received them with
-every appearance of welcome; told them that grief for the loss of her
-only surviving parent had already carried her niece to the grave, which
-she showed them in her garden; and acted her part so well, that the
-youths departed perfectly satisfied of the decease of their sister.
-But while passing through the wood on their return, they heard some one
-singing, but in so low a tone that it was impossible to distinguish the
-words. As this part of the wood was the most unfrequented, they were
-surprised to find any one concealed there. Curiosity induced them to
-draw nearer, and they soon could make out the
-
- ‘Ho-day! poor me, O!
-
- Poor me, Sarah Winyan, O!’
-
-“There needed no more to induce them to hasten onwards; and upon
-advancing deeper into the thicket, they found themselves at the mouth of
-a large cavern in a rock. A fire was burning within it; and by its light
-they perceived their sister seated on a heap of stones, and weeping,
-while she chanted her melancholy ditty in a low voice, and supported on
-her lap the head of the formidable Tiger. This was a precaution which he
-always took when inclined to sleep, lest she should escape; and she had
-taken advantage of his slumbers to resume her song in as low a tone as
-her fears of waking him would allow. She saw her brothers at the mouth
-of the cave: the youngest fortunately had a gun with him, and he made
-signs that Sarah should disengage herself from Tiger if possible. It was
-long before she could summon up courage enough to make the attempt; but
-at length, with fear and trembling, and moving with the utmost caution,
-she managed to slip a log of wood between her knees and the frightful
-head, and at length drew herself away without waking him. She then crept
-softly out of the cavern, while the youngest brother crept as softly
-into it: the monster’s head still reposed upon the block of wood; in a
-moment it was blown into a thousand pieces; and the brothers, afterwards
-cutting the body into four parts, laid one in each quarter of the wood.”
-
-From that time only were dogs brought into subjection to men; and
-the inhabitants of Jamaica would never have been able to subdue those
-ferocious animals, if Tiger had not been killed and quartered by Sarah
-Winyan’s brothers. As to the aunt, she received the punishment which
-she merited, but I cannot remember what it was exactly. Probably, the
-brothers killed and quartered _her_ as well as her four-footed ally; or,
-perhaps, she was turned into a wild beast, and supplied the vacancy left
-by Tiger, as was the case with the celebrated Zingha, queen of Angola;
-who, although she embraced Christianity on her death-bed, and died
-according to the most orthodox forms of the Romish religion, still had
-conducted herself in such a manner while alive, that shortly after her
-decease, the kingdom being ravaged by a hyena, her subjects could not
-be persuaded but that the soul of this most Christian queen had
-transmigrated into the body of the hyena. Yet this was surely doing the
-hyena great injustice; for she, at least, had never been in the habit of
-composing ointments by pounding little children in a mortar with her own
-hands; an amusement which Zingha had introduced at the court of Angola.
-It took surprisingly; shortly, no woman thought her toilette completed,
-unless she had used some of this ointment. Pounding children became all
-the rage; and ladies who aspired to be the leaders of fashion, pounded
-their own.
-
-
-APRIL 20.
-
-
- EPIGRAM.--(From the French.)
-
- “Whose can that little monster be?
-
- Its parents really claim one’s pity!”
-
- “Madam, that child belongs to me.”--
-
- “Well, I protest, she’s vastly pretty!”
-
-
-APRIL 21.
-
-The weather gets no better, the apothecary gets no worse, and both are
-as foul and as disagreeable as they can well be. As to the man, it is
-wonderful that he is still alive, for he has swallowed nothing for the
-last three weeks except drams and laudanum. He drinks, and he stinks,
-and he does nothing else earthly or celestial. The quantity of spirits
-which he pours down his throat incessantly should, of itself, be
-sufficient to finish him; but he seems to have accustomed himself to
-drams, as Mithridates used himself to poisons, till his stomach is
-completely proof against them; or like the Scythian princess, who was
-fed upon ratsbane pap from her infancy, for the express purpose of one
-day or other poisoning Alexander in her embraces; and who arrived
-at such perfection, that although the venom did no harm to her own
-constitution, she killed a condemned criminal with a single kiss. The
-consequence was, that hemp fell fifty per cent, and Jack Ketch’s
-nose was put out of joint completely; for the devil a culprit of
-any pretensions to taste could be found in all Scythia, who could be
-prevailed upon to be executed except by her royal highness’s own lips. I
-am afraid this story is not strictly historical, and that we should look
-for it in vain in Quintus Curtius.
-
-
-APRIL 23.
-
-A gale of wind began to show itself on Monday night; it has continued
-to blow ever since with increasing violence, and is now become very
-serious. The captain says that he never experienced weather so severe at
-this season: this is only my usual luck. Certainly nothing can be more
-disagreeable than a ship on these occasions. The sea breaks over the
-vessel every minute, and it is really something awful to see the waves
-raised into the air by the force of the gale, hovering for a while over
-the ship, and then coming down upon us swop, to inundate every thing
-below deck as well as upon it. The wind is piercingly cold; the floors
-and walls are perpetually streaming. But a fire is quite out of the
-question; and, indeed, at one time to-day, our eating appeared to be out
-of the question too; for at four o’clock the cook sent us word, that the
-sea put the kitchen-fire out as fast as he could light it; that he was
-almost frozen, having been for the last eight hours up to his waist
-in water; and that we must make up our minds to get no dinner to-day.
-However, the steward coaxed him, and encouraged him, and poured spirits
-down his throat, and at last a dinner of some kind was put upon the
-table; but it had not been there ten minutes, before a tremendous sea
-poured itself down the companion stairs and through the hatchway, set
-every thing on the table afloat, deluged the cabin, ducked most of the
-company, and drove us all into the other room. I was lucky enough to
-escape with only a sprinkling; but Mrs. Walker was soaked through from
-head to foot. We can only cross the cabin by creeping along by the sides
-as if we were so many cats. Walking the deck, even for the sailors, is
-absolutely out of the question; and the little cabin-boy has so fairly
-given up the attempt, that he goes crawling about upon all fours. Even
-our Spanish mastiff, Flora, finds it impossible to keep her four legs
-upon deck. Every five minutes up they all go, away rolls the dog over
-and over; and when she gets up again, shakes her ears, and howls in a
-tone of the most piteous astonishment.
-
-
-APRIL 24.
-
-Though the gale was itself sufficiently serious, its effects at first
-were ludicrous enough; but yesterday it produced a consequence truly
-shocking and alarming. Edward Sadler, the second mate, was at breakfast
-in the steerage: the boatswain had been cutting some beef with a large
-case-knife, which he had afterwards put down upon the chest on which
-they were sitting: a sudden heel of the ship threw them all to the other
-side of the cabin: the knife fell with its haft against the ladder; and
-poor Edward falling against it, at least three inches of the blade were
-forced into his right side. The wound was dressed without the loss of a
-moment; but, from its depth, the jaggedness of the weapon with which it
-was made, and from a pain which immediately afterwards seized the poor
-fellow in his chest, the apothecary thinks that his recovery is very
-improbable: he says that the liver is certainly perforated, and so
-probably are the lungs. If the latter have escaped, it must have been
-only by the breadth of a hair. Every one in the ship is distressed
-beyond measure at this accident, for the young man is a universal
-favourite. He is but just one and twenty, good-looking, with manners
-much superior to his station; and so unusually steady, as well as
-active, that if Providence grants him life, he cannot fail to raise
-himself in his profession.
-
-
-APRIL 25.
-
-Edward complains no longer of the pain in his chest; he sleeps well,
-eats enough, has no fever, and every symptom is so favourable, that Dr.
-Ashman encourages us to hope that he has received no material injury.
-Our ship-carpenter has always appeared to be the sulkiest and surliest
-of sea-bears: yet, on the day of Edward’s accident, he passed every
-minute that he could command by the side of his sofa, kneeling, and
-praying, and watching him as if he had been his son; and every now
-and then wiping away his “own tears” with the dirtiest of all possible
-pocket-handkerchiefs. So that what Goldsmith said of Dr. Johnson may be
-applied to this old man: “He has nothing of a bear but his skin.” After
-tearing every sail in the ship into shivers, and being as disagreeable
-as ever it could be, the gale has at length abated. Yesterday it was
-a storm, and we were going to Ireland, Lisbon, Brest--in short, every
-where except to England; to-day, it is a dead calm, and we are going
-nowhere at all.
-
-
-APRIL 26. (Sunday.)
-
-The gale has returned with increased violence, and we are once more
-at our old trade of dead lights; however, for this time, the wind, at
-least, is in our favour.
-
-
-APRIL 28.
-
-The wounded mate is so much recovered as to come upon deck for a few
-hours to-day, and may now be considered as completely out of danger;
-although Dr. Ashman is positive (from his difficulty of breathing
-at first, and the subsequent pain in his chest) that his lungs must
-actually have been wounded, however slightly. We are now nearly abreast
-of Scilly; we fell in with several Scilly boats to-day, from whom we
-obtained a very acceptable supply of fish, vegetables, and newspapers.
-
-
-APRIL 29.
-
-_An African Nancy-Story_.--The headman (i. e. the king) of a large
-district in Africa, in one of his tours, visited a young nobleman, to
-whom he lost a considerable sum at play. On his departure he loaded
-his host with caresses, and insisted on his coming in person to receive
-payment at court; but his pretended kindness had not deceived the nurse
-of the young man. She told him, that the headman was certainly incensed
-against him for having conquered him at play, and meant to do him some
-injury; that having been so positively ordered to come to court, he
-could not avoid obeying; but she advised him to take the river-road,
-where, at a particular hour, he would find the king’s youngest and
-favourite daughter bathing; and she instructed him how to behave. The
-youth reached the river, and concealed himself, till he saw the princess
-enter the stream alone; but when she thought fit to regain the bank,
-she found herself extremely embarrassed.--‘Ho-day! what is become of
-my clothes? ho-day! who has stolen my clothes? ho-day! if any one will
-bring me back my clothes, I promise that no harm shall happen to him
-this day--O!’--This was the cue for which the youth had been instructed
-to wait. ‘Here are your clothes, missy!’ said he, stepping from his
-concealment: ‘a rogue had stolen them, while you were bathing; but I
-took them from him, and have brought them back.’--‘Well, young man, I
-will keep my promise to you. You are going to court, I know; and I know
-also, that the headman will chop off your head, unless at first sight
-you can tell him which of his three daughters is the youngest. Now I am
-she; and in order that you may not mistake, I will take care to make a
-sign; and then do not you fail to pitch upon me.’ The young man assured
-her, that, having once seen her, he never could possibly mistake her
-for any other, and then set forwards with a lightened heart. The headman
-received him very graciously, feasted him with magnificence, and told
-him that he would present him to his three daughters, only that there
-was a slight rule respecting them to which he must conform. Whoever
-could not point out which was the youngest, must immediately lose his
-head. The young man kissed the ground in obedience, the door opened,
-and in walked three little black dogs. Now, then, the necessity of the
-precaution taken by the princess was evident; the youth looked at the
-dogs earnestly; something induced the headman to turn away his eyes for
-a moment, and in that moment one of the dogs lifted up its fore paw.
-
-‘This,’ cried the youth--‘this is your youngest daughter;’--and
-instantly the dogs vanished, and three young women appeared in their
-stead. The headman was equally surprised and incensed; but concealing
-his rage, he professed the more pleasure at that discovery; because, in
-consequence, the law of that country obliged him to give his youngest
-daughter in marriage to the person who should recognise her; and he
-charged his future son-in-law to return in a week, when he should
-receive his bride. But his feigned caresses could no longer deceive the
-young man: as it was evident that the headman practised Obeah, he did
-not dare to disobey him; and knew that to escape by flight would be
-unavailing. It was, therefore, with melancholy forebodings that he set
-out for court on the appointed day; and (according to the advice of his
-old nurse) he failed not to take the road which led by the river. The
-princess came again to bathe; her clothes again vanished; she had again
-recourse to her ‘Ho-day! what is become of my clothes?’ and on hearing
-the same promise of protection, the youth again made his appearance.
-‘Here are your clothes, missy,’ said he; ‘the wind had blown them away
-to a great distance; I found them hanging upon the bushes, and have
-brought them back to you.’ Probably the princess thought it rather
-singular, that whenever her petticoats were missing, the same person
-should always happen to be in the way to find them: however, as she was
-remarkably handsome, she kept her thoughts to herself, swallowed the
-story like so much butter, and assured him of her protection. ‘My
-father,’ said she, ‘will again ask you which is the youngest daughter;
-and as he suspects me of having assisted you before, he threatens to
-chop off _my_ head instead of yours, should I disobey him a second time.
-He will, therefore, watch me too closely to allow of my making any sign
-to you; but still I will contrive something to distinguish me from my
-sisters; and do you examine us narrowly till you find it.’ As she had
-foretold, the headman no sooner saw his destined son-in-law enter, than
-he told him that he should immediately receive his bride; but that if he
-did not immediately point her out, the laws of the kingdom sentenced him
-to lose his head. Upon which the door opened, and in walked three large
-black cats, so exactly similar in every respect, that it was utterly
-impossible to distinguish one from the other. The youth was at length on
-the point of giving up the attempt in despair, when it struck him, that
-each of the cats had a slight thread passed round its neck; and that
-while the threads of two were scarlet, that of the third was blue.
-‘_This_ is your youngest daughter;’ cried he, snatching up the cat with
-the blue thread. The headman was utterly at a loss to conceive by what
-means he had made the discovery; but could not deny the fact, for there
-stood the princesses in their own shape. He therefore affected to be
-greatly pleased, gave him his bride, and made a great feast, which was
-followed by a ball; but in the midst of it the princess whispered her
-lover to follow her silently into the garden. Here she told him, that an
-old Obeah woman, who had been her father’s nurse, had warned him, that
-if his youngest daughter should live to see the day after her wedding,
-he would lose his power and his life together; that she, therefore, was
-sure of his intending to destroy both herself and her bridegroom that
-night in their sleep; but that, being aware of all these circumstances,
-she had watched him so narrowly as to get possession of some of his
-magical secrets, which might possibly enable her to counteract his cruel
-designs. She then gathered a rose, picked up a pebble, filled a small
-phial with water from a rivulet; and thus provided, she and her lover
-betook themselves to flight upon a couple of the swiftest steeds in her
-father’s stables. It was midnight before the headman missed them: his
-rage was excessive; and immediately mounting his great horse, Dandy, he
-set forwards in pursuit of the lovers. Now Dandy galloped at the rate of
-ten miles a minute. The princess was soon aware of her pursuer: without
-loss of time she pulled the rose to pieces, scattered the leaves behind
-her, and had the satisfaction of seeing them instantly grow up into
-a wood of briars, so strong and so thickly planted, that Dandy vainly
-attempted to force his way through them. But, alas! this fence was but
-of a very perishable nature. In the time that it would have taken to
-wither its parent rose-leaves, the briars withered away; and Dandy was
-soon able to trample them down, while he continued his pursuit. Now,
-then, the pebble was thrown in his passage; it burst into forty pieces,
-and every piece in a minute became a rock as lofty as the Andes. But
-the Andes themselves would have offered no insurmountable obstacles to
-Dandy, who bounded from precipice to precipice; and the lovers and the
-headman could once more clearly distinguish each other by the first
-beams of the rising sun. The headman roared, and threatened, and
-brandished a monstrous sabre; Dandy tore up the ground as he ran,
-neighed louder than thunder, and gained upon the fugitives every moment.
-Despair left the princess no choice, and she violently dashed her phial
-upon the ground. Instantly the water which it contained swelled itself
-into a tremendous torrent, which carried away every thing before
-it,--rocks, trees, and houses; and ‘the horse and his rider’ were
-carried away among the rest.--‘Hic finis Priami fatorum!’ There was an
-end of the headman and Dandy! The princess then returned to court, where
-she raised a strong party for herself; seized her two sisters, who were
-no better than their father, and had assisted him in his witchcraft; and
-having put them and all their partisans to death by a summary mode of
-proceeding, she established herself and her husband on the throne as
-headman and head-woman. It was from this time that _all_ the kings of
-Africa have been uniformly mild and benevolent sovereigns. Till then
-they were all tyrants, and tyrants they would all still have continued,
-if this virtuous princess had not changed the face of things by drowning
-her father, strangling her two sisters, and chopping off the heads of
-two or three dozen of her nearest and dearest relations.
-
-It seems to be an indispensable requisite for a Nancy-story, that
-it should contain a witch, or a duppy, or, in short, some marvellous
-personage or other. It is a kind of “pièce à machines” But the creole
-slaves are very fond of another species of tale, which they call
-“Neger-tricks,” and which bear the same relation to a Nancy-story
-which a farce does to a tragedy. The following is a specimen:--_A
-Neger-trick_.--“A man who had two wives divided his provision-grounds
-into two parts, and proposed that each of the women should cultivate one
-half. They were ready to do their proper share, but insisted that the
-husband should at least take his third of the work. However, when they
-were to set out, the man was taken so ill, that he found it impossible
-to move; he quite roared with pain, and complained bitterly of a large
-lump which had formed itself on his cheek during the night. The wives
-did what they could to relieve him, but in vain they boiled a negro-pot
-for him, but he was too ill to swallow a morsel: and at length they were
-obliged to leave him, and go to take care of the provision-grounds. As
-soon as they were gone, the husband became perfectly well, emptied the
-contents of the pot with great appetite, and enjoyed himself in ease and
-indolence till evening, when he saw his wives returning; and immediately
-he became worse than ever. One of the women was quite shocked to see the
-size to which the lump had increased during her absence: she begged
-to examine it; but although she barely touched it with the tip of
-her finger as gingerly as possible, it was so tender that the fellow
-screamed with agony. Unluckily, the other woman’s manners were by no
-means so delicate; and seizing him forcibly by the head to examine it,
-she undesignedly happened to hit him a great knock on the jaw, and, lo
-and behold! out flew a large lime, which he had crammed into it. Upon
-which both his wives fell upon him like two furies; beat him out of
-the house; and whenever afterwards he begged them to go to the
-provision-grounds, they told him that he had got no lime in his mouth
-_then_, and obliged him from that time forwards to do the whole work
-himself.”
-
-A negro was brought to England; and the first point shown him being the
-chalky cliffs of Dover, “O ki!” he said; “me know now what makes the
-buckras all so white!”
-
-
-MAY 29.
-
-We once more saw the “Lizard,” the first point of England; and, indeed,
-it was full time that we should. Besides that our provisions were nearly
-exhausted by the length of the voyage, our crew was in a great measure
-composed of fellows of the most worthless description; and the captain
-lately discovered that some of them had contrived to break a secret
-passage into the hold, where they had broached the rum-casks, and had
-already passed several nights in drinking, with lighted candles: a
-single spark would have been sufficient to blow us all up to the moon!
-
-
-June 1. (Saturday.)
-
-We took our river pilot on board; and on Wednesday, the 5th, we reached
-Gravesend. I went on shore at nine in the morning; and here I conclude
-my _Jamaica Journal_.
-
-
-
-
-
-1817.
-
-
-November 5. (Wednesday.)
-
-I left London, and embarked for Jamaica on board the same vessel,
-commanded by the same captain, which conveyed me thither in 1815. We
-did not reach the Downs till Sunday, the 9th, after experiencing in our
-passage a severe gale of wind, which broke the bowsprit of a vessel in
-our sight, but did no mischief to ourselves. On arriving in the Downs,
-we found all the flags lowered half way down the masts, which is a
-signal of mourning; and we now learnt, that, in a few hours after giving
-birth to a still-born son, the Princess Charlotte of Wales had expired
-at half-past two on Thursday morning.
-
-
-November 16. (Sunday.)
-
-“Peaceful slumbering on the ocean.” Here we are still in the Downs, and
-no symptoms of a probable removal. Indeed, when we weighed our anchor at
-Gravesend, it gave us a broad hint that there was no occasion as yet for
-giving ourselves the trouble; for, before it could be got on board, the
-cable was suffered to slip, and down again went the anchor, carrying
-along with it one of the men who happened to be standing upon it at the
-moment, and who in consequence went plump to the bottom. Luckily, the
-fellow could swim; so in a few minutes he was on board again, and no
-harm done.
-
-
-November 19.
-
-We resumed our voyage with fine weather, but wind so perverse, that we
-did not arrive in sight of Portsmouth till the evening of the 21st. A
-pilot came on board, and conveyed us into Spithead.
-
-
-November 22.
-
-This morning we quitted Portsmouth, and this evening we returned to it.
-The Needle rocks were already in sight, when the wind failed completely.
-There was no getting through the passage, and the dread of a gale
-would not admit of our remaining in so dangerous a roadstead. So we
-had nothing for it but to follow Mad Bess’s example, and “return to the
-place whence we came.” We are now anchored upon the Motherbank, about
-two miles from Ryde in the Isle of Wight.
-
-
-November 30. (Sunday.)
-
-Edward, the young man who was so dangerously wounded on our return from
-my former voyage to Jamaica, is now chief mate of the vessel, and feels
-no other inconvenience from his accident, except a slight difficulty in
-raising his left arm above his head.
-
-
-DECEMBER 1. (Monday.)
-
-Here we are, still riding at anchor, with no better consolation than
-that of Klopstock’s halfdevil Abadonna; the consciousness that others
-are deeper damned than ourselves. Another ship belonging to the same
-proprietor left the West India Docks three weeks before us, and here she
-is still rocking cheek by jowl alongside of us,
-
- “One writ with us in sour misfortune’s book.”
-
-
-DECEMBER 3.
-
-A tolerably fair breeze at length enabled us to set sail once more.
-
-
-DECEMBER 24. (Wednesday.)
-
-I had often heard talk of “a hell upon earth,” and now I have a perfect
-idea of “a hell upon water.” It must be precisely our vessel during the
-last three weeks. At twelve at noon upon the 4th, we passed Plymouth,
-and were actually in sight of the Lizard point, when the wind suddenly
-became completely foul, and drove us back into the Channel. It continued
-to strengthen gradually but rapidly; and by the time that night arrived,
-we had a violent gale, which blew incessantly till the middle of Sunday,
-the 7th, when we were glad to find ourselves once more in sight of
-Plymouth, and took advantage of a temporary abatement of the wind to
-seek refuge in the Sound. Here, however, we soon found that we had but
-little reason to rejoice at the change of our situation. The Sound was
-already crowded with vessels of all descriptions; and as we arrived so
-late, the only mooring still unoccupied, placed us so near the rocks on
-one side, and another vessel astern, that the captain confessed that
-he should feel considerable anxiety if the gale should return with its
-former violence. So, of course, about eleven at night, the gale _did_
-return; not, indeed, with its former violence, but with its violence
-increased tenfold; and once we were in very imminent danger from our
-ship’s swinging round by a sudden squall, and narrowly escaping coming
-in contact with the ship astern, which had not, it seems, allowed itself
-sufficient cable. Luckily, we just missed her; and our cables (for both
-our anchors were down) being new and good, we rode out the storm
-without driving, or meeting with any accident whatever. The next day was
-squally; and in spite of the Breakwater, the rocking of the ship from
-the violent agitation of the waves by the late stormy weather was almost
-insupportable. However, on the 9th, the wind took a more favourable
-turn, though in so slight a degree, that the pilot expressed great
-doubts whether it would last long to do us any service. But the captain
-felt his situation in Plymouth Sound so uneasy, that he resolved at
-least to make the attempt; and so we crept once more into the Channel.
-In a few hours the breeze strengthened; about midnight we passed the
-lights upon the Lizard, and the next morning England was at length out
-of sight. This cessation of ill luck soon proved to be only “_reculer
-‘pour mieux sauter_” The gale, it seems, had only stopped to take
-breath: about four in the afternoon of Wednesday, the wind began to rise
-again; and from that time till the middle of the 23d it blew a complete
-storm day and night, with only an occasional intermission of two or
-three hours at a time. Every one in the ship declared that they had
-never before experienced so obstinate a persecution of severe weather:
-every rag of sail was obliged to be taken down; the sea was blown up
-into mountains, and poured itself over the deck repeatedly. The noise
-was dreadful; and as it lasted incessantly, to sleep was impossible; and
-I passed ten nights, one after another, without closing my eyes; so that
-the pain in the nerves of them at length became almost intolerable, and
-I began to be seriously afraid of going blind. In truth, the captain
-could not well have pitched upon a set of passengers worse calculated to
-undergo the trial of a passage so rough. As for myself, my brain is so
-weak, that the continuation of any violent noise makes me absolutely
-light-headed; and a pop-gun going off suddenly is quite sufficient at
-any time to set every nerve shaking, from the crown of my head to
-the sole of my foot. Then we had a young lady who was ready to die of
-seasickness, and an old one who was little better through fright; and
-I had an Italian servant into the bargain, who was as sick as the young
-lady, and as frightened as the old one. The poor fellow had never been
-on board a ship before; and with every crack which the vessel gave, he
-thought that to be sure, she was splitting right in half. The sailors,
-too, appeared to be quite knocked up from the unremitting fatigue to
-which they were subjected by the perseverance of this dreadful weather.
-Several of them were ill; and one poor fellow actually died, and was
-committed to the ocean. To make matters still worse, during the first
-week the wind was as foul as it could blow; and we passed it in running
-backwards and forwards, without advancing a step towards our object;
-till at length every drop of my very small stock of patience was
-exhausted, and I could no longer resist suggesting our returning to
-port, rather than continue buffeting about in the chops of the Channel,
-so much to the damage of the ship, and all contained in her. A change of
-wind, however, gave a complete answer to this proposal. On Thursday
-it became favourable as to the prosecution of our voyage, but its fury
-continued unabated till the evening of the 23d. It then gradually died
-away, and left us becalmed before the island of Madeira; where we are
-now rolling backwards and forwards, in sight of its capital, Funchal, on
-the 24th of December, being seven immortal weeks since my departure from
-Gravesend. The evening sun is now very brilliant, and shines full upon
-the island, the rocks of which are finely broken; the height of the
-mountains cause their tops to be lost in the clouds; the sides are
-covered with plantations of vines and forests of cedars; and the white
-edifices of Funchal, built upon the very edge of the shore, have a truly
-picturesque appearance. We are now riding between the island and an
-isolated group of inaccessible rocks called “the Deserters;” * and the
-effect of the scene altogether is beautiful in the extreme.
-
-* The Dezertas.
-
-
-DECEMBER 25. (Christmas-day.)
-
-A light breeze sprang up in the night, and this morning Madeira was no
-longer visible.
-
-
-DECEMBER 31. (Wednesday.)
-
-We are now in the latitudes commonly known by the name of “the Horse
-Latitudes.” During the union of America and Great Britain, great numbers
-of horses used to be exported from the latter; and the winds in
-these latitudes are so capricious, squally, and troublesome in every
-respect,--now a gale, and then a dead calm--now a fair wind, and the
-next moment a foul one,--that more horses used to die in this portion
-of the passage than during all the remainder of it. These latitudes from
-thence obtained their present appellation, and extend from 29° to 25° or
-24 1/2°.
-
-
-
-
-1818.--JANUARY 1.
-
-
-(Thursday.)
-
-On this day, on my former voyage, I landed at Black River. Now we are
-still at some distance from the line, and are told that we cannot expect
-to reach Jamaica in less than three weeks, even with favourable breezes;
-and our breezes at present are _not_ favourable. Nothing but light
-winds, or else dead calms; two knots an hour, and obliged to be thankful
-even for that! A-weel! this is weary work!
-
-
-JANUARY 17. (Saturday.)
-
-On Saturday, the 3d, we managed to crawl over the line, and had no
-sooner got to the other side of it, than we were completely becalmed;
-and even when we resumed our progress, it was at such a pace that a
-careless observer might have been pardoned for mistaking our manner of
-moving for a downright standing still. Day after day produced nothing
-better for us than baffling winds, so light that we scarcely made two
-miles an hour, and so variable that the sails could be scarcely set in
-one direction before it became necessary to shift them to another;
-while the monotony of our voyage was only broken by an occasional
-thunderstorm, the catching a stray dolphin now and then, watching a
-shoal of flying fish, or guessing at the complexion of the corsairs on
-board some vessel in the offing: for the Caribbean Sea is now dabbed all
-over like a painter’s pallette with corsairs of all colours,--black
-from St. Domingo, brown from Carthagena, white from North America, and
-pea-green from the Cape de Verd Islands. On the afternoon of the 4th,
-one of them was at no very great distance from us; she hoisted English
-colours on seeing ours; but there was little doubt, from her peculiar
-construction and general appearance, that she was a privateer from
-Carthagena. She set her head towards us, and seemed to be doing her best
-to come to a nearer acquaintance; but the same calm which hindered us
-from bravely running away from her, hindered her also from reaching us,
-although at nightfall she seemed to have gained upon us. In the night
-we had a violent thunder-storm, and the next morning she was not to be
-seen. Still we continued to creep and to crawl, grumbling and growling,
-till on Sunday, the 11th, the long-looked-for wind came at last. The
-trade wind began to blow with all its might and main right in the
-vessel’s poop, and sent us forward at the rate of 200 miles a day. We
-passed between Deseada and Antigua in the night of the 15th; and, on the
-16th, the rising sun showed us the island mountain of Montserrat; the
-sight of which was scarcely less agreeable to our eyes from its
-romantic beauty, than welcome from its giving us the assurance that our
-long-winded voyage is at length drawing towards its termination.
-
-
-JANUARY 19.
-
-Yesterday morning a miniature shark chose to swallow the bait laid for
-dolphins, and in consequence soon made his appearance upon deck. It was
-a very young one, not above three feet long. I ordered a slice of him to
-be broiled at dinner, but he was by no means so good as a dolphin; but
-still there was nothing in the taste so unpalatable as to prevent the
-flesh from being very acceptable in the absence of more delicate food.
-In the evening, a bird, about the size of a large pigeon, flew on board,
-and was knocked down by the mate with his hat. It was sulky, and would
-not be persuaded to eat any thing that was offered, so he was suffered
-to escape this morning. It was beautifully shaped, with a swallow-tail,
-wings of an extraordinary spread in comparison with the smallness of
-the body, a long sharp bill, black and polished like a piece of jet, and
-eyes remarkably large and brilliant. The head, back, and outside of the
-wings were of a brownish slate colour, and the rest of his feathers of
-the most dazzling whiteness. It is called a crab-catcher.
-
-
-JANUARY 24. (Saturday.)
-
-Our favourable breeze lasted till Tuesday, the 20th; when, having
-brought us half way between St. Domingo and Jamaica, it died away, and
-we dragged on at the rate of two or three miles an hour till Thursday
-afternoon, which placed us at the mouth of Black River. If we had
-arrived one hour earlier, we could have immediately entered the
-harbour; but, with our usual good fortune, we were just too late for the
-daylight. We therefore did not drop anchor till two o’clock on Friday,
-before the town of Black River; and on Saturday morning, at four
-o’clock, I embarked in the ship’s cutter for Savannah la Mar. Every one
-assured us that we could not fail to have a favourable seabreeze the
-whole way, and that we should be on land by eight: instead of which,
-what little wind there was veered round from one point of the compass to
-the other with the most indefatigable caprice; and we were not on shore
-till eleven. Here I found Mr. T. Hill, who luckily had his phaëton
-ready, in which he immediately conveyed me once more to my own estate.
-The accounts of the general behaviour of my negroes is reasonably good,
-and they all express themselves satisfied with their situation and their
-superintendents. Yet, among upwards of three hundred and thirty
-negroes, and with a greater number of females than men, in spite of all
-indulgences and inducements, not more than twelve or thirteen children
-have been added annually to the list of the births. On the other hand,
-this last season has been generally unhealthy all over the island, and
-more particularly so in my parish; so that I have lost several negroes,
-some of them young, strong, and valuable labourers in every respect; and
-in consequence, my sum total is rather diminished than increased since
-my last visit. I had been so positively assured that the custom of
-plunging negro infants, immediately upon their being born, into a tub of
-cold water, infallibly preserved them from the danger of tetanus, that,
-on leaving Jamaica, I had ordered this practice to be adopted uniformly.
-The negro mothers, however, took a prejudice against it into their
-heads, and have been so obstinate in their opposition, that it was
-thought unadvisable to attempt the enforcing this regulation. From this
-and other causes I have lost several infants; but I am told, that on
-other estates in the neighbourhood they have been still more unfortunate
-in regard to their children; and one was named to me, on which sixteen
-were carried off in the course of three days.
-
-
-JANUARY 26. (Monday.)
-
-The joy of the negroes on my return was quite sufficiently vociferous,
-and they were allowed today for a holiday. They set themselves to
-singing and dancing yesterday, in order to lose no time; and to show
-their gratitude for the indulgence, not one of the five pen-keepers
-chose to go to their watch last night; the consequence was that the
-cattle made their escape, and got into one of my very best cane-pieces.
-The alarm was given; my own servants and some of the head people had
-grace enough to run down to the scene of action; but the greatest
-part remained quietly in the negro-houses, beating the gumby-drum, and
-singing their joy for my arrival with the whole strength of their lungs,
-but without thinking it in the least necessary to move so much as a
-finger-joint in my service. The cattle were at length replaced in their
-pen, but not till the cane-piece had been ruined irretrievably. Such
-is negro gratitude, and such my reward for all that I have suffered on
-ship-board. To be sure, as yet there could not be a more ill-starred
-expedition than my present one.
-
-I only learned, yesterday, that before making the island of Madeira an
-Algerine corsair was actually in sight, and near enough to discern the
-turbans of the crew; but we lost each other through the violence of the
-gale.
-
-
-JANUARY 29.
-
-There is a popular negro song, the burden of which is,--
-
- Take him to the Gulley! Take him to the Gulley!
-
- But bringee back the frock and board.”--
-
- “Oh! massa, massa! me no deadee yet!”--
-
- “Take him to the Gulley! Take him to the Gulley!”
-
- “Carry him along!”
-
-This alludes to a transaction which took place some thirty years ago,
-on an estate in this neighbourhood, called Spring-Garden; the owner
-of which (I think the name was Bedward) is quoted as the cruellest
-proprietor that ever disgraced Jamaica. It was his constant practice,
-whenever a sick negro was pronounced incurable, to order the poor wretch
-to be carried to a solitary vale upon his estate, called the Gulley,
-where he was thrown down, and abandoned to his fate; which fate was
-generally to be half devoured by the john-crows, before death had put an
-end to his sufferings. By this proceeding the avaricious owner avoided
-the expence of maintaining the slave during his last illness; and in
-order that he might be as little a loser as possible, he always enjoined
-the negro bearers of the dying man to strip him naked before leaving the
-Gulley, and not to forget to bring back his frock and the board on which
-he had been carried down. One poor creature, while in the act of being
-removed, screamed out most piteously “that he was not dead yet;” and
-implored not to be left to perish in the Gulley in a manner so horrible.
-His cries had no effect upon his master, but operated so forcibly on the
-less marble hearts of his fellow-slaves, that in the night some of them
-removed him back to the negro village privately, and nursed him there
-with so much care, that he recovered, and left the estate unquestioned
-and undiscovered. Unluckily, one day the master was passing through
-Kingston, when, on turning the corner of a street suddenly, he found
-himself face to face with the negro, whom he had supposed long ago
-to have been picked to the bones in the Gulley of Spring-Garden. He
-immediately seized him, claimed him as his slave, and ordered his
-attendants to convey him to his house; but the fellow’s cries attracted
-a crowd round them, before he could be dragged away. He related his
-melancholy story, and the singular manner in which he had recovered his
-life and liberty; and the public indignation was so forcibly excited by
-the shocking tale, that Mr. Bedward was glad to save himself from
-being torn to pieces by a precipitate retreat from Kingston, and never
-ventured to advance his claim to the negro a second time.
-
-
-JANUARY 30.
-
-A man has been tried, at Kingston, for cruel treatment of a Sambo female
-slave, called Amey. She had no friends to support her cause, nor any
-other evidence to prove her assertions, than the apparent truth of
-her statement, and the marks of having been branded in five different
-places. The result was, that the master received a most severe reprimand
-for his inhuman conduct, and was sentenced to close confinement for six
-months, while the slave, in consequence of her sufferings, was restored
-to the full enjoyment of her freedom.
-
-It appears to me that nothing could afford so much relief to the
-negroes, under the existing system of Jamaica, as the substituting the
-labour of animals for that of slaves in agriculture, whereever such a
-measure is practicable. On leaving the island, I impressed this wish of
-mine upon the minds of my agents with all my power; but the only result
-has been the creating a very considerable additional expense in the
-purchase of ploughs, oxen, and farming implements; the awkwardness,
-and still more the obstinacy, of the few negroes, whose services were
-indispensable, was not to be overcome: they broke plough after plough,
-and ruined beast after beast, till the attempt was abandoned in despair.
-However, it was made without the most essential ingredient for success,
-the superintendence of an English ploughman; and such of the ploughs as
-were of cast-iron could not be repaired when once broken, and therefore
-ought not to have been adopted; but I am told, that in several other
-parts of the island the plough has been introduced, and completely
-successful. Another of my farming speculations answered no better: this
-was to improve the breed of cattle in the county, for which purpose
-Lord Holland and myself sent over four of the finest bulls that could be
-procured in England. One of them got a trifling hurt in its passage
-from the vessel to land; but the remaining three were deposited in their
-respective pens without the least apparent damage. They were taken all
-possible care of, houses appropriated to shelter them from the sun and
-rain, and, in short, no means of preserving their health was neglected.
-Yet, shortly after their arrival in Jamaica, they evidently began to
-decline; their blood was converted into urine; they paid no sort of
-attention to the cows, who were confined in the same paddock; and at the
-end of a fortnight not one was in existence, two having died upon
-the same day. The injured one, having been bled the most copiously in
-consequence of its hurt, was that which survived the longest.
-
-
-JANUARY 31.
-
-Some days ago, a negro woman, who has lost four children, and has always
-been a most affectionate mother, brought the fifth, a remarkably fine
-infant, into the hospital. She complained of its having caught cold, a
-fever, and so on; but nothing administered was of use, and its manner of
-breathing made the doctor enquire, whether the child had not had a fall?
-The mother denied this most positively, and her fondness for the infant
-admitted no doubt of her veracity. Still the child grew worse and
-worse; still the question about the fall was repeated, and as constantly
-denied; until luckily being made in the presence of a new-comer, the
-latter immediately exclaimed, “that to her certain knowledge the infant
-had really had a fall, for that the mother having fastened it behind her
-back, the knot of the handkerchief had slipped, and the baby had fallen
-upon the floor.”--“It is false,” answered the mother: “the child did not
-fall; for when the knot slipped, I had time to catch it by the foot, and
-so I saved it from falling, just as its head struck against the ground.”
- Fear of being blamed as having occasioned the baby’s illness through
-her own carelessness had induced her to adopt this equivocation, and its
-life had nearly been the sacrifice of her duplicity. A proper mode of
-treatment was now adopted without loss of time; their beneficial effect
-was immediately visible, and the poor little negro is now recovering
-rapidly. But certainly there is no folly and imprudence like unto negro
-folly and imprudence. One of my best disposed and most sensible Eboes
-has had a violent fever lately, but was so nearly well as to be put
-upon a course of bark. On Wednesday morning a son of his died of
-dirt-eating,--a practice which neither severity nor indulgence could
-induce him to discontinue. The boy was buried that night according to
-African customs, accompanied with dancing, singing, drinking, eating,
-and riot of all kinds; and the father, although the kindest-hearted
-negro on my estate, and remarkably fond of his children, danced and
-drank to such an excess, that I found him on the following morning in a
-raging fever, and worse than he was when he first entered the hospital.
-I had warned him against the consequences of the funeral, reminded him
-of the dangerous malady from which he was but just recovering, and he
-had promised solemnly to be upon his guard; and such was the manner in
-which he performed his promise.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 1. (Sunday.)
-
-During my former visit to Jamaica I had interceded in behalf of a
-negro belonging to Greenwich estate, named Aberdeen, who had run away
-repeatedly, but who attributed his misconduct to the decay of his
-health, which rendered him unable to work as well as formerly, and to
-the fear of consequent punishment for not having performed the tasks
-assigned to him. The fellow while he spoke to me had tears running
-down his cheeks, looked feeble and ill, and indeed seemed to be quite
-heart-broken. On my speaking to the attorney, he readily promised to
-enquire into the truth of the man’s statement, and to take care that he
-should be only allotted such labour as his strength might be fully equal
-to. This morning he came over to see me, and so altered, that I could
-scarcely believe him to be the same man. He was cleanly dressed, walked
-with his head erect, and his eyes sparkled, and his mouth grinned from
-ear to ear, while he told me, that during my absence every thing had
-gone well with him, nobody had “put upon him;” he had been tasked no
-more than suited his strength; as much as he was able to do, he had
-done willingly, and had never run away. Even his asthma was better in
-consequence of the depression being removed from his spirits. So, he
-said, as soon as he heard of my return, he thought it his duty to
-come over and show himself to me, and tell me that he was well, and
-contented, and behaving properly; for that “to be sure, if massa no
-speak that good word for me to trustee, me no livee now; me good,
-massa!” Gratitude made him absolutely eloquent: his whole manner, and
-the strong expression of his countenance, put his sincerity out of
-all doubt, and I never saw a man seem to feel more truly thankful.
-All negroes, therefore, are not absolutely without some remembrance of
-kindness shown them; and indeed I ought not in justice to my own people
-to allow myself to forget, that when I sent a reward to those who had
-roused themselves to drive the cattle out of my canes the other night,
-there was considerable difficulty in persuading them to accept the
-money: they sent me word, “that as they were all well treated on the
-estate, it was their business to take care that no mischief was done to
-it, and that they did not deserve to be rewarded for having merely done
-their duty by me.” Nor was it till after they had received repeated
-orders from me, that their delicacy could be overcome, and themselves
-persuaded to pocket the affront and the _maccaroni_.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 2.
-
-One of the deadliest poisons used by the negroes (and a great variety is
-perfectly well known to most of them) is prepared from the root of the
-cassava.
-
-Its juice being expressed and allowed to ferment, a small worm is
-generated, the substance of which being received into the stomach is of
-a nature the most pernicious. A small portion of this worm is concealed
-under one of the thumb-nails, which are suffered to grow long for this
-purpose; then when the negro has contrived to persuade his intended
-victim to eat or drink with him, he takes an opportunity, while handing
-to him a dish or cup, to let the worm fall, which never fails to destroy
-the person who swallows it. Another means of destruction is to be found
-(as I am assured) in almost every negro garden throughout the island:
-it is the arsenic bean, neither useful for food nor ornamental in its
-appearance; nor can the negroes, when questioned, give any reason for
-affording it a place in their gardens; yet there it is always to be
-seen. The alligator’s liver also possesses deleterious properties; and
-the gall is said to be still more dangerous.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 3.
-
-On Friday I was made to observe, in the hospital, a remarkably fine
-young negro, about twenty-two years of age, stout and strong, and whom
-every one praised for his numerous good qualities, and particularly for
-his affection for his mother, and the services which he rendered her. He
-complained of a little fever, and a slight pain in his side. On Saturday
-he left the hospital, and intended to go to his provision grounds, among
-the mountains, on Sunday morning; but, as he complained of a pain in his
-head, his mother prevented his going, and obliged him to return to the
-hospital in the evening. On Monday he was seized with fainting fits,
-lost his speech and power of motion, and this morning I was awaked by
-the shrieks and lamentations of the poor mother, who, on coming to the
-hospital to enquire for her son, found, that in spite of all possible
-care and exertions on the part of his medical attendants, he had just
-expired. Whether it be the climate not agreeing with their African
-blood (genuine or inherited), or whether it be from some defect in their
-general formation, certainly negroes seem to hold their lives upon a
-very precarious tenure. Nicholas, John Fuller, and others of my best
-and most favoured workmen, the very servants, too, in my own house, are
-perpetually falling ill with little fevers, or colds, or pains in the
-head or limbs. However, the season is universally allowed to have been
-peculiarly unhealthy for negroes; and, indeed, even for white people,
-the deaths on board the shipping having been unusually numerous this
-year. As to the barracks, which are scarcely a couple of miles distant
-from my estate, there the yellow fever has established itself, and, as
-I hear, is committing terrible ravages, particularly among the wives
-of the soldiers.--This morning several negro-mothers, belonging to
-Friendship and Greenwich, came to complain to their attorney (who
-happened to be at my house) that the overseer obliged them to wean their
-children too soon. Some of these children were above twenty-two months
-old, and none under eighteen; but, in order to retain the leisure and
-other indulgences annexed to the condition of nursing-mothers, the
-female negroes, by their own good-will, would never wean their offspring
-at all. Of course their demands were rejected, and they went home in
-high discontent; one of them, indeed, not scrupling to declare aloud,
-and with a peculiar emphasis and manner, that if the child should be put
-into the weaning-house against her will, the attorney would see it dead
-in less than a week.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 4.
-
-The violent gale of wind which persecuted us with so much pertinacity on
-our leaving the English Channel is supposed to have been the tail of a
-tremendous hurricane, which has utterly laid waste Barbados and several
-other islands. No less than sixteen of the ships which sailed at the
-same time with us are reported to have perished upon the passage; so
-that I ought to consider it at least as a negative piece of good luck to
-have reached Jamaica myself, no bones broke, though sore peppered but
-I am still trembling in uncertainty for the fate of the vessel which is
-bringing out all my Irish supplies, and the non-arrival of which would
-be a misfortune to me of serious magnitude.
-
-The negroes are so obstinate and so wilful in their general character,
-that if they do not receive the precise articles to which they have
-been accustomed, and which they expect as their right, no compensation,
-however ample, can satisfy them. Thus, at every Christmas it would go
-near to create a rebellion if they did not receive a certain proportion
-of salt fish; but if, in the intervening months, accident should prevent
-their receiving their usual allowance of herrings, the giving them salt
-fish to the amount of double the value would be considered by them as an
-act of the grossest injustice.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 5.
-
-On Saturday, about eight in the evening, a large centipede dropped from
-the ceiling upon my dinner-table, and was immediately cut in two exact
-halves by one of the guests. As it is reported in Jamaica that these
-reptiles, when thus divided, will re-unite again, or if separated will
-reproduce their missing members, and continue to live as stoutly as
-ever, I put both parts into a plate, under a glass cover. On Sunday they
-continued to move about their prison with considerable agility, although
-the tail was evidently much more lively and full of motion than the
-head: perhaps the centipede was a female. On Monday the head was dead,
-but the tail continued to run about, and evidently endeavoured to to
-make its escape, although it appeared not to know very well how to set
-about it, nor to be perfectly determined as to which way it wanted to
-go: it only seemed to have Cymon’s reason for wishing to take a walk,
-and “would rather go any where, than stay with any body.” On Wednesday,
-at twelve o’clock, its vivacity was a little abated, but only a little;
-the wound was skinned over, and I was waiting anxiously to know whether
-it would subsist without its numskull till a good old age, or would put
-forth an entirely spick and span new head and shoulders; when, on going
-to look at the plate on Thursday morning, lo and behold! the dead head
-and the living tail had disappeared together. I suppose some of the
-negro servants had thrown them away through ignorance, but they deny,
-one and all, having so much as touched the plate, most stoutly; and as
-a paper case, pierced in several places, had been substituted for the
-glass cover, some persons are of opinion that the tail made its escape
-through one of these air-holes, and carried its head away with it in its
-forceps. Be this as it may, gone they both are, and I am disappointed
-beyond measure at being deprived of this opportunity of reading the
-last volume of “The Life and Adventures of a Centipede’s Tail.” I have
-proclaimed a reward for the bringing me another, but I am told that
-these reptiles are only found by accident; and that, very possibly, one
-may not be procured previous to my leaving the island.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 6.
-
-Mr. Lutford, the proprietor of a considerable estate in the parish
-of Clarendon, had frequently accused a particular negro of purloining
-coffee. About six months ago the slave was sent for, and charged with a
-fresh offence of the same nature, when he confessed the having taken a
-small quantity; upon which his master ordered him to fix his eyes on a
-particular cotton tree, and then, without any further ceremony, shot him
-through the head. His mistress was the coroner’s natural daughter,
-and the coroner himself was similarly connected with the custos of
-Clarendon. In consequence of this family compact, no inquest was held,
-no enquiry was made; the whole business was allowed to be slurred
-over, and the murder would have remained unpunished if accident had
-not brought some rumours respecting it to the governor’s ear. An
-investigation was ordered to take place without delay; but Mr. Lutford
-received sufficient warning to get on shipboard, and escape to America;
-and the displacing of the custos of Clarendon, for neglecting his
-official duty, was the only means by which the governor could express
-his abhorrence of the act.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 8. (Sunday.)
-
-My estate is greatly plagued by a negress named Catalina; she is either
-mad, or has long pretended to be so, never works, and always steals.
-About a week before my arrival she was found in the trash-house, which
-she had pitched upon as the very fittest place possible for her kitchen;
-and there she was sitting, very quietly and comfortably, boiling her
-pot over an immense fire, and surrounded on all sides by dry canes,
-inflammable as tinder. This vagary was of too dangerous a nature to
-allow of her being longer left at liberty, and she was put into the
-hospital. But her husband was by no means pleased with her detention,
-as he never failed to appropriate to himself a share of her plunder, and
-when discovered, the blame of the robbery was laid upon his wife, in a
-fit of insanity. So, while the general joy at my first arrival drew the
-hospital attendants from their post, he took the opportunity to carry
-off his wife, and conceal her. The consequence was, that this morning
-complaints poured upon me of gardens robbed by Catalina, who had carried
-off as much as she could, dug up and destroyed the rest, and had shown
-as little conscience in providing herself with poultry as in
-helping herself to vegetables. I immediately despatched one of the
-negro-governors with a party in pursuit of her, who succeeded in lodging
-her once more in the hospital; where she must remain till I can get her
-sent to the asylum at Kingston, the only hospital for lunatics in the
-whole island.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 12. (Thursday.)
-
-On my former visit to Jamaica, I found on my estate a poor woman nearly
-one hundred years old, and stone blind. She was too infirm to walk; but
-two young negroes brought her on their backs to the steps of my house,
-in order, as she said, that she might at least touch massa, although she
-could not see him. When she had kissed my hand, “that was enough,” she
-said; “now me hab once kiss a massa’s hand, me willing to die to-morrow,
-me no care.” She had a woman appropriated to her service, and was shown
-the greatest care and attention; however, she did not live many months
-after my departure. There was also a mulatto, about thirty years of age,
-named Bob, who had been almost deprived of the use of his limbs by
-the horrible cocoa-bay, and had never done the least work since he
-was fifteen. He was so gentle and humble, and so fearful, from the
-consciousness of his total inability of soliciting my notice, that I
-could not help pitying the poor fellow; and whenever he came in my way
-I always sought to encourage him by little presents, and other trifling
-marks of favour. His thus unexpectedly meeting with distinguishing
-kindness, where he expected to be treated as a worthless incumbrance,
-made a strong impression on his mind. Soon after my departure his malady
-assumed a more active appearance but during the last stages of its
-progress the only fear which he expressed was, that he should not live
-till last Christmas, when my return was expected to a certainty. In the
-mean while he endeavoured to find out a means of being of some little
-use to me, although his weak constitution would not allow of his being
-of much. Some of his relations being in opulent circumstances, they
-furnished him with a horse, for he was too weak to walk for more than a
-few minutes at a time; and, mounted upon this, he passed all his time
-in traversing the estate, watching the corn that it might not be stolen,
-warning the pen-keepers if any of the cattle had found their way into
-the cane-pieces, and doing many other such little pieces of service to
-the property; so that, as the negroes said, “if he had been a white man
-he might have been taken for an overseer.” At length Christmas arrived;
-it was known that I was on the sea; Bob, too, was still alive; but still
-there was nothing to be heard of me. His perpetual question to all who
-came to visit him was, How was the wind? and he was constantly praying
-to the wind and the ocean to bring massa’s vessel soon to Savanna la
-Mar, that he might but see him once more, and thank him, before he died.
-At length I landed; and when, on the day of my arrival on my estate, I
-expressed my surprise at the nonappearance of several of the negroes,
-who had appeared to be most attached to me, and I had expected to find
-most forward in greeting me, I was told that a messenger had been sent
-to call them, and that their absence was occasioned by their attendance
-at poor Bob’s funeral. Several of his relations, who nursed him on his
-death-bed, have assured me, that the last audible words which he uttered
-were--“Are there still no news of massa?”
-
-
-FEBRUARY 13.
-
-Talk of Lucretia! commend me to a she-turkey! The hawk of Jamaica is
-an absolute Don Giovanni; and he never loses an opportunity of being
-extremely rude indeed to these feathered fair ones; not even scrupling
-to use the last violence, and that without the least ceremony, not so
-much as saying, “With your leave,” or “By your leave,” or using any of
-the forms which common civility expects upon such occasions. The poor
-timid things are too much frightened by the sudden attack of this
-Tarquin with a beak and claws, to make any resistance; but they no
-sooner recover from their flutter sufficiently to be aware of what has
-happened, than they feel so extremely shocked, that they always make a
-point of dying; nor was a female turkey ever known to survive the loss
-of her honour above three days.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 14.
-
-I think that I really may now venture to hope that my plans for the
-management of my estate have succeeded beyond even my most sanguine
-expectations. I have now passed three weeks with my negroes, the doors
-of my house open all day long, and full liberty allowed to every person
-to come and speak to me without witnesses or restraint; yet not one man
-or woman has come to me with a single complaint. On the contrary, all my
-enquiries have been answered by an assurance, that during the two years
-of my absence my regulations were adhered to most implicitly, and that,
-“except for the pleasure of seeing massa,” there was no more difference
-in treatment than if I had remained upon the estate. Many of them have
-come to tell me instances of kindness which they have received from one
-or other of their superintendents; others, to describe some severe fit
-of illness, in which they must have died but for the care taken of them
-in the hospital; some, who were weakly and low-spirited on my former
-visit, to show me how much they are improved in health, and tell me
-“how they keep up heart now, because since massa come upon the property
-nobody put upon them, and all go well;” and some, who had formerly
-complained of one trifle or other, to take back their complaints, and
-say, that they wanted no change, and were willing to be employed in any
-way that might be thought most for the good of the estate; but although
-I have now at least _seen_ every one of them, and have conversed with
-numbers, I have not yet been able to find one person who had so much as
-even an imaginary grievance to lay before me. Yet I find, that it has
-been found necessary to punish with the lash, although only in a very
-few instances; but then this only took place on the commission of
-absolute _crimes_, and in cases where its necessity and justice were so
-universally felt, not only by others, but by the sufferers themselves,
-that instead of complaining, they seem only to be afraid of their
-offence coming to my knowledge; to prevent which, they affect to be
-more satisfied and happy than all the rest, and now when I see a mouth
-grinning from ear to ear with a more than ordinary expansion of jaw, I
-never fail to find, on enquiry, that its proprietor is one of those who
-have been punished during my absence. I then take care to give them an
-opportunity of making a complaint, if they should have any to make; but
-no, not a word comes; “every thing has gone on perfectly well, and
-just as it ought to have done.” Upon this, I drop a slight hint of the
-offence in question; and instantly away goes the grin, and down falls
-the negro to kiss my feet, confess his fault, and “beg massa forgib,
-and them never do so bad thing more to fret massa, and them beg massa
-pardon, hard, quite hard!” But not one of them has denied the justice
-of his punishment, or complained of undue severity on the part of his
-superintendents. On the other hand, although the lash has thus been in
-a manner utterly abolished, except in cases where a much severer
-punishment would have been inflicted by the police, and although they
-are aware of this unwillingness to chastise, my trustee acknowledges
-that during my absence the negroes have been quiet and tractable, and
-have not only laboured as well as they used to do, but have done much
-more work than the negroes on an adjoining property, where there are
-forty more negroes, and where, moreover, a considerable sum is paid for
-hired assistance. Having now waited three weeks to see how they would
-conduct themselves, and found no cause of dissatisfaction since the
-neglect of the watchman to guard the cattle (and which they one and
-all attributed to their joy at seeing me again), I thought it time
-to distribute the presents which I had brought with me for them from
-England. During my absence I had ordered a new and additional hospital
-to be built, intended entirely for the use of lying-in women, nursing
-mothers, and cases of a serious nature, for which purpose it is to be
-provided with every possible comfort; while the old hospital is to be
-reserved for those who have little or nothing the matter with them, but
-who obstinately insist upon their being too ill to work, in defiance
-of the opinion of all their medical attendants. The new hospital is
-not quite finished; but wishing to connect it as much as possible
-with pleasurable associations, I took occasion of the distribution of
-presents to open it for the first time. Accordingly, the negroes were
-summoned to the new hospital this morning; the rooms were sprinkled with
-Madeira for good luck; and the toast of “Health to the new hospital, and
-shame to the old lazy house!” was drunk by the trustee, the doctoresses,
-the governors, &c., and received by the whole congregation of negroes
-with loud cheering; after which, every man received a blue jacket lined
-with flannel, every woman a flaming red stuff petticoat, and every child
-a frock of white cotton. They then fell to dancing and singing, and
-drinking rum and sugar, which they kept up till a much later hour than
-would be at all approved of by the bench of bishops; for it is now
-Sunday morning, and they are still dancing and singing louder than ever.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 15. (Sunday.)
-
-To-day divine service was performed at Savanna la Mar for the first
-time these five weeks. The rector has been indisposed lately with the
-lumbago: he has no curate; and thus during five whole weeks there was
-a total cessation of public worship. I had told several of my female
-acquaintance that it was long since they had been to church; that I was
-afraid of their forgetting “all about and about it,” and that if there
-should be no service for a week longer I should think it my duty to come
-and hear them say their Catechism myself. Luckily the rector recovered,
-and saved me the trouble of hearing them; but the long privation of
-public prayer did not seem to have created any very great demand for the
-article, as I have seldom witnessed a more meagre congregation. It was
-literally “two or three gathered together,” and it seemed as if five or
-six would be too many, and forfeit the promise. I cannot discover that
-the negroes have any external forms of worship, nor any priests in
-Jamaica, unless their Obeah men should be considered as such; but still
-I cannot think that they ought to be considered as totally devoid of
-all natural religion. There is no phrase so common on their lips as “God
-bless you!” and “God preserve you!” and “God will bless you wherever you
-go!” Phrases which they pronounce with every-appearance of sincerity,
-and as if they came from the very bottom of their hearts. “God-A’mity!
-God-A’mity!” is their constant exclamation in pain and in sorrow;
-and with this perpetual recurrence to the Supreme Being, it must be
-difficult to insist upon their being atheists. But they have even got a
-step further than the belief in a God; they also allow the existence of
-an evil principle. One of them complained to me the other day, that when
-he went to the field his companions had told him “that he might go
-to hell, for he was not worthy to work with them;” and one of his
-adversaries in return accused him of being so lazy, “that instead of
-being a slave upon Cornwall estate, he was only fit to be the slave of
-the devil.” Then surely they could not be afraid of duppies (or ghosts)
-without some idea of a future state; and indeed nothing is more firmly
-impressed upon the mind of the Africans, than that after death they
-shall go back to Africa, and pass an eternity in revelling and feasting
-with their ancestors. The proprietor of a neighbouring estate lately
-used all his influence to persuade his foster-sister to be christened;
-but it was all in vain: she had imbibed strong African prejudices from
-her mother, and frankly declared that she found nothing in the Christian
-system so alluring to her taste as the post-obit balls and banquets
-promised by the religion of Africa. I confess, that this prejudice
-appears to me to be so strongly rooted, that in spite of the curates
-expected from the hands of the bishop of London, I am sadly afraid, that
-“the pulpit drum ecclesiastic” will find it a hard matter to overpower
-the gumby; and that the joys of the Christian paradise will be seen to
-kick the beam, when they are weighed against the pleasures of eating
-fat hog, drinking raw rum, and dancing for centuries to the jam-jam and
-kitty-katty. In the negro festivals in this life, the chief point
-lies in making as much noise as possible, and the Africans and Creoles
-dispute it with the greatest pertinacity. I am just informed that at the
-dance last night the Eboes obtained a decided triumph, for they roared
-and screamed and shouted and thumped their drums with so much effect,
-that the Creoles were fairly rendered deaf with the noise of their
-rivals, and dumb with their own, and obliged to leave off singing
-altogether.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 16.
-
-On my arrival I found that idle rogue Nato, as usual, an inmate of the
-hospital, where he regularly passes at least nine months out of the
-twelve. He was with infinite difficulty persuaded, at the end of a
-fortnight, to employ himself about the carriage-horses for a couple of
-days; but on the third he returned to the hospital, although the medical
-attendants, one and all, declared nothing to be the matter with him, and
-the doctors even refused to insert his name in the sick list. Still he
-persisted in declaring himself to be too ill to do a single stroke of
-work: so on Thursday I put him into one of the sick rooms by himself,
-and desired him to get well with the doors locked, which he would find
-to the full as easy as with the doors open; at the same time assuring
-him, that he should never come out, till he should be sufficiently
-recovered to cut canes in the field. He held good all Friday; but
-Saturday being a holy-day, he declared himself to be in a perfect state
-of health, and desired to be released. However, I was determined to make
-him suffer a little for his lying and obstinacy, and would not suffer
-the doors to be opened for him till this morning, when he quitted the
-hospital, saluted on all sides by loud huzzas in congratulation of his
-amended health, and which followed him during his whole progress to
-the cane-piece. I was informed that a lad, named Epsom, who used to be
-perpetually running away, had been stationary for the last two years.
-So on Wednesday last, as he happened to come in my way, I gave him all
-proper commendation for having got rid of his bad habits; and to
-make the praise better worth his having, I added a maccarony: he was
-gratified in the extreme, thanked me a thousand times, promised most
-solemnly never to behave ill again, and ran away that very night.
-However, he returned on Saturday morning, and was brought to me all
-rags, tears, and penitence, wondering “how he could have had such _bad
-manners_ as to make massa fret.”
-
-
-FEBRUARY 17.
-
-Some of the free people of colour possess slaves, cattle, and other
-property left them by their fathers, and are in good circumstances; but
-few of them are industrious enough to increase their possessions by any
-honest exertions of their own. As to the free blacks, they are almost
-uniformly lazy and improvident, most of them half-starved, and only
-anxious to live from hand to mouth. Some lounge about the highways
-with pedlar-boxes, stocked with various worthless baubles; others keep
-miserable stalls provided with rancid butter, damaged salt-pork, and
-other such articles: and these they are always willing to exchange for
-stolen rum and sugar, which they secretly tempt the negroes to pilfer
-from their proprietors; but few of them ever make the exertion of
-earning their livelihood creditably. Even those who profess to be
-tailors, carpenters, or coopers, are for the most part careless,
-drunken, and dissipated, and never take pains sufficient to attain any
-dexterity in their trade. As to a free negro hiring himself out for
-plantation labour, no instance of such a thing was ever known in
-Jamaica, and probably no price, however great, would be considered by
-them as a sufficient temptation.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 18.
-
-The Africans and Creoles certainly do hate each other with a cordiality
-which would have appeared highly gratifying to Dr. Johnson in his “Love
-of Good Haters.” Yesterday, in the field, a girl who had taken some
-slight offence at something said to her by a young boy, immediately
-struck him with the bill, with which she was cutting canes. Luckily,
-his loose wrapper saved him from the blow; and, on his running away, she
-threw the bill after him in his flight with all the fury and malice of
-a fiend. This same vixen, during my former visit, had been punished
-for fixing her teeth in the hand of one of the other girls, and nearly
-biting her thumb off; and on hearing of this fresh instance of devilism,
-I asked her mother, “how she came to have so bad a daughter, when all
-her sons were so mild and good?”--“Oh, massa,” answered she, “the girl’s
-father was a Guineaman.”
-
-
-FEBRUARY 19.
-
-Neptune came this morning to request that the name of his son, Oscar,
-might be changed for that of Julius, which (it seems) had been that of
-his own father. The child, he said, had always been weakly, and he was
-persuaded, that its ill-health proceeded from his deceased grandfather’s
-being displeased, because it had not been called after him. The other
-day, too, a woman, who had a child sick in the hospital, begged me to
-change its name for any other which might please me best: she cared not
-what; but she was sure that it would never do well, so long as it should
-be called Lucia. Perhaps this prejudice respecting the power of names
-produces in some measure their unwillingness to be christened. They find
-no change produced in them, except the alteration of their name, and
-hence they conclude that this name contains in it some secret power;
-while, on the other hand, they conceive that the ghosts of their
-ancestors cannot fail to be offended at their abandoning an appellation,
-either hereditary in the family, or given by themselves. It is another
-negro-prejudice that the eructation of the breath of a sucking child has
-something in it venomous; and frequently nursing mothers, on showing the
-doctor a swelled breast, will very gravely and positively attribute it
-to the infant’s having broken wind while hanging at the nipple.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 20.
-
-I asked one of my negro servants this morning whether old Luke was
-a relation of his. “Yes,” he said.--“Is he your uncle, or your
-cousin?”--“No, massa.”--“What then?”--“He and my father were shipmates,
-massa.”
-
-
-FEBRUARY 23.
-
-The law-charges in Jamaica have lately been regulated by the House of
-Assembly; and by all accounts (except that of the lawyers) it was full
-time that something should be done on the subject. A case was mentioned
-to me this morning of an estate litigated between several parties. At
-length a decision was given: the estate was sold for £16,000; but the
-lawyer’s claim must always be the first discharged, and as this amounted
-to more than £16,000 the lawyer found himself in possession of the
-estate. This was the fable of Æsop’s oyster put in action with a
-vengeance.
-
-
-FEBRUARY 25.
-
-A negro, named Adam, has long been the terror of my whole estate. He was
-accused of being an Obeah-man, and persons notorious for the practice
-of Obeah had been found concealed from justice in his house, who were
-afterwards convicted and transported. He was strongly suspected of
-having poisoned more than twelve negroes, men and women; and having been
-displaced by my former trustee from being principal governor, in revenge
-he put poison into his water jar. Luckily he was observed by one of the
-house servants, who impeached him, and prevented the intended mischief.
-For this offence he ought to have been given up to justice; but being
-brother of the trustee’s mistress she found means to get him off, after
-undergoing a long confinement in the stocks. I found him, on my arrival,
-living in a state of utter excommunication; I tried what reasoning with
-him could effect, reconciled him to his companions, treated him with
-marked kindness, and he promised solemnly to behave well during my
-absence. However, instead of attributing my lenity to a wish to reform
-him, his pride and confidence in his own talents and powers of deception
-made him attribute the indulgence shown him to his having obtained an
-influence over my mind. This he determined to employ to his own purposes
-upon my return; so he set about forming a conspiracy against Sully,
-the present chief governor, and boasted on various estates in the
-neighbourhood that on my arrival he would take care to get Sully broke,
-and himself substituted in his place. In the meanwhile he quarrelled and
-fought to the right and to the left; and on my arrival I found the whole
-estate in an uproar about Adam. No less than three charges of assault,
-with intent to kill, were preferred against him. In a fit of jealousy
-he had endeavoured to strangle Marlborough with the thong of a whip, and
-had nearly effected his purpose before he could be dragged away: he
-had knocked Nato down in some trifling dispute, and while the man was
-senseless had thrown him into the river to drown him; and having taken
-offence at a poor weak creature called Old Rachael, on meeting her
-by accident he struck her to the ground, beat her with a supplejack,
-stamped upon her belly, and begged her to be assured of his intention
-(as he eloquently worded it) “to kick her guts out.” The breeding
-mothers also accused him of having been the cause of the poisoning a
-particular spring, from which they were in the habit of fetching water
-for their children, as Adam on that morning had been seen near the
-spring without having any business there, and he had been heard to
-caution his little daughter against drinking water from it that day,
-although he stoutly denied both circumstances. Into the bargain, my head
-blacksmith being perfectly well at five o’clock, was found by his son
-dead in his bed at eight; and it was known that he had lately had a
-dispute with Adam, who on that day had made it up with him, and had
-invited him to drink, although it was not certain that his offer had
-been accepted. He had, moreover, threatened the lives of many of the
-best negroes. Two of the cooks declared, that he had severally directed
-them to dress Sully’s food apart, and had given them powders to mix
-with it. The first to whom he applied refused positively; the second
-he treated with liquor, and when she had drunk, he gave her the poison,
-with instructions how to use it. Being a timid creature, she did not
-dare to object, so threw away the powder privately, and pretended that
-it had been administered; but finding no effect produced by it, Adam
-gave her a second powder, at the same time bidding her remember the
-liquor which she had swallowed, and which he assured her would effect
-her own destruction through the force of Obeah, unless she prevented
-it by sacrificing his enemy in her stead. The poor creature still threw
-away the powder, but the strength of imagination brought upon her
-a serious malady, and it was not till after several weeks that she
-recovered from the effects of her fears. The terror thus produced was
-universal throughout the estate, and Sully and several other principal
-negroes requested me to remove them to my property in St. Thomas’s,
-as their lives were not safe while breathing the same air with Adam.
-However, it appeared a more salutary measure to remove Adam himself; but
-all the poisoning charges either went no further than strong suspicion,
-or (any more than the assaults) were not liable by the laws of Jamaica
-to be punished, except by flogging or temporary imprisonment, which
-would only have returned him to the estate with increased resentment
-against those to whom he should ascribe his sufferings, however
-deserved.
-
-However, on searching his house, a musket with a plentiful accompaniment
-of powder and ball was found concealed, as also a considerable quantity
-of materials for the practice of Obeah: the possession of either of the
-above articles (if the musket is without the consent of the proprietor)
-authorises the magistrates to pronounce a sentence of transportation. In
-consequence of this discovery, Adam was immediately committed to gaol;
-a slave court was summoned, and to-day a sentence of transportation from
-the island was pronounced, after a trial of three hours. As to the man’s
-guilt, of that the jury entertained no doubt after the first half
-hour’s evidence; and the only difficulty was to restrain the verdict
-to transportation. We produced nothing which could possibly affect
-the man’s life; for although perhaps no offender ever better de served
-hanging; yet I confess my being weak-minded enough to entertain doubts
-whether hanging or other capital punishment ought to be inflicted for
-any offence whatever: I am at least certain, that if offenders waited
-till they were hanged by me, they would remain unhanged till they were
-all so many old Parrs. However, although I did my best to prevent Adam
-from being hanged, it was no easy matter to prevent his hanging himself.
-The Obeah ceremonies always commence with what is called, by the
-negroes, “the Myal dance.” This is intended to remove any doubt of
-the chief Obeah-man’s supernatural powers; and in the course of it, he
-undertakes to show his art by killing one of the persons present, whom
-he pitches upon for that purpose. He sprinkles various powders over the
-devoted victim, blows upon him, and dances round him, obliges him to
-drink a liquor prepared for the occasion, and finally the sorcerer and
-his assistants seize him and whirl him rapidly round and round till the
-man loses his senses, and falls on the ground to all appearance and
-the belief of the spectators a perfect corpse. The chief Myal-man then
-utters loud shrieks, rushes out of the house with wild and frantic
-gestures, and conceals himself in some neighbouring wood. At the end of
-two or three hours he returns with a large bundle of herbs, from some
-of which he squeezes the juice into the mouth of the dead person;
-with others he anoints his eyes and stains the tips of his fingers,
-accompanying the ceremony with a great variety of grotesque actions, and
-chanting all the while something between a song and a howl, while the
-assistants hand in hand dance slowly round them in a circle, stamping
-the ground loudly with their feet to keep time with his chant. A
-considerable time elapses before the desired effect is produced, but at
-length the corpse gradually recovers animation, rises from the ground
-perfectly recovered, and the Myal dance concludes. After this proof of
-his power, those who wish to be revenged upon their enemies apply to the
-sorcerer for some of the same powder, which produced apparent death
-upon their companion, and as they never employ the means used for his
-recovery, of course the powder once administered never fails to be
-lastingly fatal. It must be superfluous to mention that the Myal-man
-on this second occasion substitutes a poison for a narcotic. Now, among
-other suspicious articles found in Adam’s hut, there was a string of
-beads of various sizes, shapes, and colours, arranged in a form peculiar
-to the performance of the Obeah-man in the Myal dance. Their use was
-so well known, that Adam on his trial did not even attempt to deny
-that they could serve for no purpose but the practice of Obeah; but he
-endeavoured to refute their being his own property, and with this view
-he began to narrate the means by which he had become possessed of them.
-He said that they belonged to Fox (a negro who was lately transported),
-from whom he had taken them at a Myal dance held on the estate of
-Dean’s Valley; but as the assistants at one of these dances are by law
-condemned to death equally with the principal performer, the court had
-the humanity to interrupt his confession of having been present on such
-an occasion, and thus saved him from criminating himself so deeply as to
-render a capital punishment inevitable. I understand that he was quite
-unabashed and at his ease the whole time; upon hearing his sentence, he
-only said very coolly, “Well! I ca’n’t help it!” turned himself round,
-and walked out of court. That nothing might be wanting, this fellow had
-even a decided talent for hypocrisy. When on my arrival he gave me a
-letter filled with the grossest lies respecting the trustee, and every
-creditable negro on the estate, he took care to sign it by the name
-which he had lately received in baptism; and in his defence at the bar
-to prove his probity of character and purity of manners, he informed the
-court that for some time past he had been learning to read, for the sole
-purpose of learning the Lord’s Prayer. The nick-name by which he was
-generally known among the negroes in this part of the country, was
-Buonaparte, and he always appeared to exult in the appellation. Once
-condemned, the marshal is bound under a heavy penalty to see him shipped
-from off the island before the expiration of six weeks, and probably he
-will be sent to Cuba. He is a fine-looking man between thirty and forty,
-square built, and of great bodily strength, and his countenance equally
-expresses intelligence and malignity. The sum allowed me for him is one
-hundred pounds currency, which is scarcely a third of his worth as a
-labourer, but which is the highest value which a jury is permitted to
-mention.
-
-
-MARCH 1. (Sunday.)
-
-Last night the negroes of Friendship took it into their ingenious
-heads to pay me a compliment of an extremely inconvenient nature. They
-thought, that it would be highly proper to treat me with a nightly
-serenade just by way of showing their _enjoyment_ on my return; and
-accordingly a large body of them arrived at my doors about midnight,
-dressed out in their best clothes, and accompanied with drums, rattles,
-and their whole orchestra of abominable instruments, determined to pass
-the whole night in singing and dancing under my windows. Luckily, my
-negro-governors heard what was going forwards, and knowing my taste a
-little better than my visiters, they hastened to assure them of my being
-in bed and asleep, and with much difficulty persuaded them to remove
-into my village. Here they contented themselves with making a noise for
-the greatest part of the night; and the next morning, after coming up to
-see me at breakfast, they went away quietly. One of them only remained
-to enquire particularly after Lady H-------, as her mother had been her
-nurse, and she was very particular in her enquiries as to her health,
-her children, their ages and names. When she went away, I gave her a
-plentiful provision of bread, butter, plantains, and cold ham from the
-breakfast table; part of which she sat down to eat, intending, as she
-said, to carry the rest to her piccaninny at home. But in half an hour
-after she made her appearance again, saying she was come to take leave
-of me, and hoped I would give her a _bit_ to buy tobacco. I gave her a
-maccaroni, which occasioned a great squall of delight. Oh! since I had
-given her so much, she would not buy tobacco but a fowl; and then, when
-I returned, she would bring me a chicken from it for my dinner; that is,
-if she could keep the other negroes from stealing it from her, a piece
-of extraordinary good luck of which she seemed to entertain but slender
-hopes. At length off she set; but she had scarcely gone above ten yards
-from the house, when she turned back, and was soon at my writing-table
-once more, with a “Well! here me come to massa again!” So then she said,
-that she had meant to eat part of the provisions which I had given her,
-and carry home the rest to her boy; but that really it was so good, she
-could not help going on eating and eating, till she had eaten the whole,
-and now she wanted another bit of cold ham to carry home to her child,
-and then she should go away perfectly contented. I ordered Cubina
-to give her a great hunch of it, and Mrs. Phillis at length took her
-departure for good and all.
-
-
-MARCH 4. (Wednesday.)
-
-I set out to visit my estate in St. Thomas’s in the East, called
-Hordley. It is at the very furthest extremity of the island, and
-never was there a journey like unto my journey. Something disagreeable
-happened at every step; my accidents commenced before I had accomplished
-ten miles from my own house; for in passing along a narrow shelf
-of rock, which overhangs the sea near Bluefields, a pair of young
-blood-horses in my carriage took fright at the roaring of the waves
-which dashed violently against them, and twice nearly overturned me. On
-the second occasion one of them actually fell down into the water, while
-the off-wheel of the curricle flew up into the air, and thus it remained
-suspended, balancing backwards and forwards, like Mahomet’s coffin.
-Luckily, time was allowed the horse to recover his legs, down came the
-wheel once more on terra firma, and on we went again. We slept at Cashew
-(an estate near Lacovia), and the next morning at daylight proceeded to
-climb the Bogr, a mountain so difficult, that every one had pronounced
-the attempt to be hopeless with horses so young as mine; but those
-horses were my only ones, and therefore I was obliged to make the trial.
-The road is bordered by tremendous precipices for about twelve miles;
-the path is so narrow, that a servant must always be sent on before to
-make any carts which may be descending stop in recesses hollowed out for
-this express purpose; and the cartmen are obliged to sound their shells
-repeatedly, in order to give each other timely warning. The chief
-danger, however, proceeds from the steepness of the road, which in
-some places will not permit the waggons to stop, however well their
-conductors may be inclined; then down they come drawn by twelve or
-fourteen, or sometimes sixteen oxen, sweeping every thing before them,
-and any carriage unlucky enough to find itself in their course must
-infallibly be dashed over the precipice. To-day, it really appeared as
-if all the estates in the island had agreed to send their produce by
-this particular road; the shells formed a complete chorus, and sounded
-incessantly during our whole passage of the mountain; and at one time
-there was a very numerous accumulation of carts and oxen in consequence
-of my carriage coming to a complete stop. As we were ascending,--“It
-is very well,” said a gentleman who was travelling with me, (Mr. Hill)
-“that we did not come by this road three months sooner. I remember about
-that time travelling it on horseback, and an enormous tree had fallen
-over the path, which made me say to myself as I passed under it, ‘Now,
-how would a chaise with a canopy get along here? The tree hangs so low
-that the carriage never could pass, and it would certainly have to go
-all the way home again.’ Of course, the obstacle must now be removed;
-but if I remember right, this must have been the very spot.... and as
-I hope to live, yonder is the very tree still!”--And so it proved;
-although three months had elapsed, the impediment had been suffered to
-remain in unmolested possession of the road, and to pass my carriage
-under it proved an absolute impossibility. After much discussion,
-and many fruitless attempts, we at length succeeded in unscrewing the
-wheels, lifting off the body, which we carried along, and then built
-the curricle up again on the opposite side of the tree. However, by
-one means or other (after leaving a knocked-up saddle-horse at a coffee
-plantation, to the owner of which I was a perfect stranger, but who very
-obligingly offered to take charge of the animal) we found ourselves at
-the bottom of the mountain; but the fatal tree, and the delay occasioned
-by taking unavoidable shelter from tremendous storms of rain, had lost
-us so much time, that night surprised us when we were still eight miles
-distant from our destined inn. The night was dark as night could be;
-no moon, no stars, nor any light except the flashing of myriads of
-fire-flies, which, flapping in the faces of the young horses, frightened
-them, and made them rear. The road, too, was full of water-trenches,
-precipices, and deep and dangerous holes. As to the ground, it was quite
-invisible, and we had no means of proceeding with any chance of safety
-except by making some of the servants lead the horses, while others
-went before us to explore the way, while they cried out at every
-moment,--“Take care; a little to the left, or you will slip into that
-water-trench--a little to the right, or you will tumble over that
-precipice.”--Into the bargain there was neither inn nor gentleman’s
-house within reach; and thus we proceeded crawling along at a foot’s
-pace for five eternal miles, when we at length stopped to beg a shelter
-for the night at a small estate called Porous. By this time it was
-midnight; all the family was gone to bed; the gates were all locked; and
-before we could obtain admittance a full hour elapsed, during which I
-sat in an open carriage, perspiration streaming down from my head to my
-feet through vexation, impatience and fatigue, while the night-dew fell
-heavy and the night-breeze blew keen; which (as I had frequently been
-assured) was the very best recipe possible for getting a Jamaica fever.
-On such I counted both for myself and my white servant, when I at
-length laid myself down in a bed at Porous; but to my equal surprise and
-satisfaction we both rose the next morning without feeling the slightest
-inconvenience from our risks of the preceding day, and in the evening of
-Friday, the 5th, I reached Miss Cole’s hotel at the Spanish Town. One of
-my young horses, however, was so completely knocked up by the fatigue of
-crossing the mountain, that I could get no further than Kingston (only
-fourteen miles) this next day. In consequence of the delay, I
-was enabled to visit the Kingston theatre; the exterior is rather
-picturesque; within it has no particular recommendations; the scenery
-and dresses were shabby, the actors wretched, and the stage ill lighted;
-the performance was for the benefit of the chief actress, who had but
-little reason to be satisfied with the number of her audience; and I
-may reckon it among my other misfortunes on this ill-starred expedition,
-that it was my destiny to sit out the tragedy of “Adelgitha,” whom the
-author meant only to be killed in the last act, but whom the actors
-murdered in all five. The heroine was the only one who spoke tolerably,
-but she was old enough and fat enough for the Widow Cheshire; Guiscard
-did not know ten words of his part; the tyrant was really comical
-enough; and Lothair was played by a young Jamaica Jew about fifteen
-years of age, and who is dignified here with the name of “the Creole
-Roscius.” His voice was just breaking, which made him “pipe and whistle
-in the sound,” his action was awkward, and altogether he was but a sorry
-specimen of theatrical talent: however, his _forte_ is said to lie
-in broad farce, which perhaps may account for his being no better in
-tragedy. On Sunday, the 8th, I resumed my journey, but my horses were so
-completely knocked up, that I was obliged to hire an additional pair to
-convey me to Miss Hetley’s inn on the other side of the Yallacks River,
-which is nineteen miles from Kingston. This river, as well as that of
-Morant (which I passed about ten miles further) both in breadth and
-strength sets all bridges at defiance, and in the rainy season it is
-sometimes impassable for several weeks. On this occasion there was but
-little water in either, and I arrived without difficulty at Port Morant,
-where I found horses sent by my trustee to convey me to Hordley. The
-road led up to the mountains, and was one of the steepest, roughest,
-and most fatiguing that I ever travelled, in spite of its picturesque
-beauties. At length I reached my estate, jaded and wearied to death;
-here I expected to find a perfect paradise, and I found a perfect hell.
-Report had assured me, that Hordley was the best managed estate in the
-island, and as far as the soil was concerned, report appeared to have
-said true; but my trustee had also assured me, that my negroes were
-the most contented and best disposed, and here there was a lamentable
-incorrectness in the account. I found them in a perfect uproar;
-complaints of all kinds stunned me from all quarters: all the blacks
-accused all the whites, and all the whites accused all the blacks, and
-as far as I could make out, both parties were extremely in the right.
-There was no attachment to the soil to be found _here_; the negroes
-declared, one and all, that if I went away and left them to groan under
-the same system of oppression without appeal or hope of redress, they
-would follow my carriage and establish themselves at Cornwall. I had
-soon discovered enough to be certain, that although they told me plenty
-of falsehoods, many of their complaints were but too well founded; and
-yet how to protect them for the future or satisfy them for the present
-was no easy matter to decide. Trusting to these fallacious reports of
-the Arcadian state of happiness upon Hordley, I supposed, that I should
-have nothing to do there but grant a few indulgences, and establish
-the regulations already adopted with success on Cornwall; distribute
-a little money, and allow a couple of play-days for dancing; and under
-this persuasion I had made it quite impossible for me to remain above a
-week at Hordley, which I conceived to be fully sufficient for the above
-purpose. As to grievances to be redressed, I was totally unprepared for
-any such necessity; yet now they poured in upon me incessantly, each
-more serious than the former; and before twenty-four hours were elapsed
-I had been assured, that in order to produce any sort of tranquillity
-upon the estate, I must begin by displacing the trustee, the physician,
-the four white book-keepers, and the four black governors, all of whom
-I was modestly required to remove and provide better substitutes in the
-space of five days and a morning. What with the general clamour,
-the assertions and denials, the tears and the passion, the odious
-falsehoods, and the still more odious truths, and (worst of all to me)
-my own vexation and disappointment at finding things so different from
-my expectations, at first nearly turned my brain; and I felt strongly
-tempted to set off as fast as I could, and leave all these black devils
-and white ones to tear one another to pieces, an amusement in which they
-appeared to be perfectly ready to indulge themselves. It was, however,
-considerable relief to me to find, upon examination, that no act of
-personal ill-treatment was alleged against the trustee himself, who
-was allowed to be sufficiently humane in his own nature, and was
-only complained of for allowing the negroes to be maltreated by the
-book-keepers, and other inferior agents, with absolute impunity.
-Being an excellent planter, he confined his attention entirely to the
-cultivation of the soil, and when the negroes came to complain of some
-act of cruelty or oppression committed by the book-keepers or the black
-governors, he refused to listen to them, and left their complaints
-unenquired into, and consequently unredressed. The result was, that the
-negroes were worse off, than if he had been a cruel man himself; for
-his cruelty would have given them only one tyrant, whereas his indolence
-left them at the mercy of eight. Still they said, that they would be
-well contented to have him continue their trustee, provided that I would
-appoint some protector, to whom they might appeal in cases of injustice
-and ill-usage. The trustee declaring himself well satisfied that some
-such appointment should take place, a neighbouring gentleman (whose
-humanity to his own negroes had established him in high favour
-with mine) was selected for this purpose. I next ordered one of the
-book-keepers (of the atrocious brutality of whose conduct the trustee
-himself upon examination allowed that there could be no doubt) to quit
-the estate in two hours under pain of prosecution; away went the man,
-and when I arose the next morning, another book-keeper had taken himself
-off of his own accord, and that in so much haste that he left all
-his clothes behind him. My next step was to displace the chief black
-governor, a man deservedly odious to the negroes, and whom a gross and
-insolent lie told to myself enabled me to punish without seeming to
-displace him in compliance with their complaints against him; and these
-sources of discontent being removed, I read to them my regulations for
-allowing them new holidays, additional allowances of salt-fish, rum,
-and sugar, with a variety of other indulgences and measures taken
-for protection, &c. All which, assisted by a couple of dances and
-distribution of money on the day of my departure had so good an effect
-upon their tempers, that I left them in as good humour apparently, as
-I found them in bad. But to leave them was no such easy matter; the
-weather had been bad from the moment of my commencing my journey, but
-from the moment of my reaching Hordley, it became abominable. The rain
-poured down in cataracts incessantly; the old crazy house stands on the
-top of a hill, and the north wind howled round it night and day, shaking
-it from top to bottom, and threatening to become a hurricane. The
-storm was provided with a very suitable accompaniment of thunder
-and lightning; and to complete the business, down came the mountain
-torrents, and swelled Plantain Garden River to such a degree, that
-it broke down the dam-head, stopped the mill, and all work was at a
-stand-still for two days and nights. But the worst of all was that this
-same river lay between me and Kingston; bridge there was none, and it
-soon became utterly impassable. Thus it continued for four days; on the
-fifth (the day which I had appointed for my departure, and on which I
-gave the negroes a parting holiday) the water appeared to be somewhat
-abated at a ford about four miles distant; for as to crossing at my
-own, that was quite out of the question for a week at least. A negro was
-despatched on horseback to ascertain the height of the water; his report
-was very unfavourable. However, as at worst I could but return, and had
-no better means of employing my time, I resolved to make the experiment.
-About forty of the youngest and strongest negroes left their dancing and
-drinking, and ran on foot to see me safe over the water. The few hours
-which had elapsed since my messenger’s examination, had operated very
-favourably towards the reduction of the water, although it was still
-very high. But a servant going before to ascertain the least dangerous
-passage, and the negroes rushing all into the river to break the force
-of the stream, and support the carriage on both sides, we were enabled
-to struggle to the opposite bank, and were landed in safety with loud
-cheering from my sable attendants, who then left me, many with tears
-running down their cheeks, and all with thanks for the protection which
-I had shown them, and earnest entreaties that I would come to visit them
-another time. Whether my visit will have been productive of essential
-service to them must remain a doubt; the trustee at least promised
-me most solemnly that my regulations for their happiness and security
-should be obeyed, and that the slave-laws (of which I had detected
-beyond a doubt some very flagrant violations) should be carried into
-effect for the future with the most scrupulous exactness. If he breaks
-his promise, and I discover it, I have pledged myself most solemnly
-to remove him, however great may be his merits as a planter; if he
-contrives to keep me in ignorance of his proceedings (which, however,
-from the precautions which I have now taken, I trust, will be no easy
-matter), and the state of the negroes should continue after my departure
-to be what it was before my arrival, then I can only console myself with
-thinking, that the guilt is his, not mine; and that it is on _his_ head
-that the curse of the sufferers and the vengeance of heaven will fall,
-not on my own. I have been told that this estate of mine is one of the
-most beautiful in the island. It may be so for anything that I can tell
-of the matter. The badness of the weather and the disquietude of my
-mind during the whole of my short stay, made every thing look gloomy and
-hideous; and when I once found myself again beyond my own limits, I
-felt my spirits lighter by a hundred weight. Of all the points which had
-displeased me at Hordley, none had made me more angry for the time, than
-the lie told me by the chief governor, which occasioned my displacing
-him. This fellow, who for the credit of our family (no doubt) had got
-himself christened by the name of John Lewis, had the impudence to walk
-into my parlour just as I was preparing to go to bed, and inform me,
-that he could not get the business of the estate done. Why not? He could
-get nobody to come to the night-work at the mill, which he supposed was
-the consequence of my indulging the negroes so much. Indeed! and where
-were the people who ought to come to their night-work? in the negro
-village? No; they were in the hospital, and refused to come out to work.
-Upon which I blazed up like a barrel of gunpowder, and volleying out
-in a breath all the curses that I ever heard in my life, I asked him,
-whether any person really had been insolent enough to select a whole
-night party from the sick people in the hospital, not one of whom ought
-to stir out of it till well? There stood the fellow, trembling and
-stammering, and unable to get out an answer, while I stamped up and down
-the piazza, storming and swearing, banging all the doors till the house
-seemed ready to tumble about our ears, and doing my best to out-herod
-Herod, till at last I ordered the man to begone that instant, and get
-the work done properly. He did not wait to be told twice, and was off in
-a twinkling. In a quarter of an hour I sent for him again, and enquired
-whether he had succeeded in getting the proper people to work at the
-mill? Upon which he had the assurance to answer, that all the people
-were there, and that it was not of their not being at the mill that he
-had meant to complain. Of what was it then? “Of their not being in the
-field.” When? “Yesterday. He could not get the negroes to come to work,
-and so there had been none done all day.” And who refused to come? “All
-the people.” But who? “All.” But who, who, who?--their names,
-their names, their names? “He could not remember them all.” Name
-one--well?--speak then, speak! “There was Beck.” And who else? “There
-was Sally, who used to be called Whan-ica.” And who else? “There was....
-there was Beck.” But who else? “Beck... and Sally”... But who else? who
-else? “Little Edward had gone out of the hospital, and had not come to
-work.” Well! Beck and Sally, and little Edward; who else? “Beck, and
-little Edward, and Sally.”
-
-But who else: I say, who else? “He could not remember any body else.”
- Then to be sure I was in such an imperial passion, as would have done
-honour to “her majesty the queen Dolallolla.”
-
-Why, you most impudent of all impudent fellows that ever told a lie,
-have you really presumed to disturb me at this time of night, prevent
-my going to bed, tell me that you can’t get the business done, and that
-none of the people would come to work, and make such a disturbance, and
-all because two old women and a little boy missed coming into the field
-yesterday! Down dropped the fellow in a moment upon his marrow bones:
-“Oh, me good massa,” cried he (and out came the truth, which I knew well
-enough before he told me), “me no come of my own head; me _ordered_ to
-come; but me never tell massa lie more, so me pray him forgib me!”
- But his obeying any person on my own estate in preference to me, and
-suffering himself to be converted into an instrument of my annoyance,
-was not to be easily overlooked; so I turned him out of the house with a
-flea in his ear as big as a camel; and the next morning degraded him to
-the rank of a common field negro. The trustee pleaded hard for his being
-permitted to return to the waggons, from whence he had been taken, and
-where he would be useful. But I was obdurate. Then came his wife to beg
-for him, and then his mother, and then his cousin, and then his cousin’s
-cousin: still I was firm; till on the day of my departure, the new chief
-governor came to me in the name of the whole estate, and bested me to
-allow John Lewis to return to the command of the waggons, “for that all
-the negroes said, that it would be _too sad a thing_ for them to see a
-man who had held the highest place among them, degraded quite to be a
-common field negro.” There was something in this appeal which argued so
-good a feeling, that I did not think it right to resist any longer; so I
-hinted that if the trustee should ask it again as a favour to himself,
-I might perhaps relent; and the proper application being thus made,
-John Lewis was allowed to quit the field, but with a positive injunction
-against his ever being employed again in any office of authority over
-the negroes. I found baptism in high vogue upon Hordley, but I am sorry
-to say, that I could not discover much effect produced upon their minds
-by having been made Christians, except in one particular: whenever one
-of them told me a monstrous lie (and they told me whole dozens), he
-never failed to conclude his story by saying--“And now, massa, you know,
-I’ve been christened; and if you do not believe what I say, I’m ready to
-buss the booh to the truth of it.” The whole advantages to be derived
-by negroes from becoming Christians, seemed to consist with them in two
-points; being a superior species of magic itself, it preserved them from
-black Obeah; and by enabling them to take an oath upon the ‘Bible to the
-truth of any lie which it might suit them to tell, they believed that
-it would give them the power of humbugging the white people with perfect
-ease and convenience. They had observed the importance attached by
-the whites to such an attestation, and the conviction which it always
-appeared to carry with it; as to the crime or penalty of perjury, of
-that they were totally ignorant, or at least indifferent; therefore
-they were perfectly ready to “buss the book,” which they considered as
-a piece of buckra superstition, mighty useful to the negroes, and valued
-taking their oath upon the Bible to a lie, no more than Mrs. Mincing
-did the oath which she took in the Blue Garret “upon an odd volume of
-Messalina’s Poems.” Although I set out from Hordley at two o’clock, it
-was past seven before I reached an estate called “The Retreat,” which
-was only twelve miles off, so abominable was the road. Here I stopped
-for the night, which I passed at supper with the musquitoes,--“not where
-I ate, but where I was eaten.” Morant River had been swelled by the late
-heavy rains to a tremendous height, and its numerous quicksands render
-the passage in such a state extremely dangerous, However, a negro having
-been sent early to explore it, and having returned with a favourable
-report, we proceeded to encounter it. A Hordley negro, well acquainted
-with these perilous rivers, had accompanied me for the express purpose
-of pointing out the most practicable fords; but for some time his
-efforts to find a safe one were unavailing, his horse at the end of a
-minute or two plunging into a quicksand or some deep hole, among the
-waters thrown up from which he totally disappeared for a moment, and
-then was seen to struggle out again with such an effort and leap, as
-were quite beyond the capability of any carriage’s attempting. However,
-at the end of half an hour he was fortunate to find a place, where he
-could cross (up to his horse’s belly in the water, to be sure), but at
-least without tumbling into holes and quicksands; and here we set out,
-conscious that our whole chance of reaching the opposite shore consisted
-in keeping precisely the path which he had gone already, and determined
-to stick as close as possible to his horse’s tail. But no sooner were
-we fairly in the water, than my young horses found themselves unable to
-resist the strength and rapidity of the torrent, which was rolling
-down huge stones as big as rocks from the mountain; and to my utter
-consternation, I perceived the curricle carried down the stream, and
-the distance from my guide (who, by swimming his horse, had reached the
-destined landing-place in safety) growing wider and wider with every
-moment. We were now driving at all hazards; every moment I expected
-to see a horse or a wheel sink down into some deep hole, the chaise
-overturned, and ourselves either swallowed up in a quicksand, or dashed
-to pieces against the stones, which were rolling around us. I never
-remember to have felt myself so completely convinced of approaching
-destruction, and I roared out with all my might and main:--“We are
-carried away! all is over!” although, to be sure, I might as well
-have held my tongue, seeing that all my roaring could not do the least
-possible good. However, my horses, although too weak to resist the
-current, were fortunately strong enough to keep their legs; while they
-drifted down the stream, they struggled along in an oblique direction,
-which gradually (though but slowly) brought us nearer to the opposite
-shore; and after several minutes passed in most painful anxiety, a
-desperate plunge out of the water enabled them to _jump_ the carriage
-upon terra firma on the same side with my guide, although at a
-considerable distance from the spot where he had landed. The Yallack’s
-River was less dangerous; but even this too had been sufficiently
-swelled to make the crossing it no easy matter; so that what with one
-obstacle and another, when I reached Kingston at six o’clock with
-my bones and my vehicle unbroken, I was almost as much surprised as
-satisfied. I dined with the curate of Kingston (Rev. G. Hill), where I
-met the admiral upon this station, Sir Home Popham, and a large party.
-At Kingston I was obliged to send back a horse, which had been lent me
-in aid of my own; another had been dropped at “the Retreat a third could
-get no farther than the mountains; and my companion’s three horses had
-found themselves unable even to reach Spanish Town, and I had thus been
-obliged to leave them and theirs behind upon the road. On the morning of
-our departure from Cornwall, when my Italian servant saw the quantity
-of horses, mules, servants, and carriages collected for the journey,
-he clapped his hands together in exultation, and exclaimed,--“They will
-certainly take us for the king of England!” But now when after leaving
-one horse in one place and another horse in another, on the morning
-of Monday the 16th, he beheld my whole caravan reduced to one pair of
-chaise horses and a couple of miserable mules, he cast a rueful look
-upon my diminished cavalry and sighed to himself,--“I verily believe, we
-shall return home on foot after all!” I reached Spanish Town in time to
-dine with the chief justice (Mr. Jackson), and intended to remain two
-or three days longer; but the fatality, which had persecuted me from the
-very commencement of this abominable journey, was not exhausted yet. On
-Tuesday morning, my landlady just hinted, that “she thought it right
-to let me know, that to be sure there _was_ a gentleman unwell in the
-house; but she supposed, that I should not care about it: however, if
-I particularly disliked the neighbourhood of a sick person, she would
-procure me lodgings.” I asked, “What was the complaint?”
-
-“Oh! he was a little sick, that was all.” To which I only could answer,
-that, “in that case I hoped he would get better,” and thought no more
-about it. However, when I went to visit the governor, I found, that this
-“little sickness” of my landlady’s was neither more nor less than the
-yellow fever; of which the gentleman in question was now dying, of which
-a lady had died only two days before, and of which another European,
-newly arrived, had fallen ill in this very same hotel only a fortnight
-before, and had died, after throwing himself out of an upper window in a
-fit of delirium. Under all these circumstances, I thought it to the full
-as prudent not to prolong my residence in Spanish Town; and accordingly,
-on Wednesday the 18th, I resumed my journey homewards. I travelled the
-north side of the island, which was the road used by me on my return two
-years ago. I have nothing to add to my former account of it, except that
-there need not be better inns anywhere than the Wellington hotel at
-Rio Bueno, and Judy James’s at Montego Bay, which latter is now, in my
-opinion, by far the prettiest town in Jamaica. Indeed, all the inns upon
-this road are excellent, with the solitary exception of the Black-heath
-Tavern, which I stopped at by a mistake instead of that of Montague. At
-this most miserable of all inns that ever entrapped an unwary traveller,
-there was literally nothing to be procured for love or money: no corn
-for the horses; no wine without sending six miles for a bottle; no food
-but a miserable starved fowl, so tough that the very negroes could not
-eat it; and a couple of eggs, one of which was addled: there was but one
-pair of sheets in the whole house, and neither candles, nor oranges,
-nor pepper, nor vinegar, nor bread, nor even so much as sugar, white or
-brown. Yams there were, which prevented my servants from going to bed
-quite empty, and I contented myself with the far-fetched bottle of wine
-and the solitary egg, which I eat by the light of a lamp filled with
-stinking oil. The one pair of sheets I seized upon to my own share, and
-my servants made themselves as good beds as they could upon the floor
-with great coats and travelling mantles. It was on Wednesday night, that
-after the fatigue of crossing Mount Diablo, “myself I unfatigued” in
-this delectable retreat, which seemed to have been established upon
-principles diametrically opposite to those of Shenstone’s. On Thursday I
-slept at Rio Bueno, on Friday at Montego Bay, passed Saturday at Anchovy
-estate (Mr. Plummer’s), and was very glad, on Sunday the 22d, to find
-myself once more quietly established at Cornwall, fully determined to
-leave it no more, till I leave it on my return to England. The lady, who
-had died so lately at Kingston, had arrived not long before in a vessel,
-both the crew and passengers of which landed (to all appearance) in
-perfect health after a favourable passage from England. Of course, they
-soon dispersed in different directions; yet almost all of them were
-attacked nearly at the same period by the fever, which seemed to have a
-particular commission to search out such persons as had arrived by that
-particular ship, at however remote a distance they might be from each
-other.
-
-
-MARCH 29. (Sunday.)
-
-This morning (without either fault or accident) a young, strong, healthy
-woman miscarried of an eight months’ child; and this is the third
-time that she has met with a similar misfortune. No other symptom of
-child-bearing has been given in the course of this year, nor are there
-above eight women upon the breeding list out of more than one hundred
-and fifty females. Yet they are all well clothed and well fed, contented
-in mind, even by their own account, over-worked at no time, and when
-upon the breeding list are exempted from labour of every kind. In
-spite of all this, and their being treated with all possible care
-and indulgence, rewarded for bringing children, and therefore anxious
-themselves to have them, how they manage it so ill I know not, but
-somehow or other certainly the children do not come.
-
-
-MARCH 31.
-
-During the whole three weeks of my absence, only two negroes have been
-complained of for committing fault. The first was a domestic quarrel
-between two Africans; Hazard stole Frank’s calabash of sugar, which
-Frank had previously stolen out of my boiling-house. So Frank broke
-Hazard’s head, which in my opinion settled the matter so properly,
-that I declined spoiling it by any interference of my own. The other
-complaint was more serious. Toby, being ordered to load the cart
-with canes, answered “I wo’nt”--and Toby was as good as his word;
-in consequence of which the mill stopped for want of canes, and the
-boilinghouse stopped for want of liquor. I found on my return that for
-this offence Toby had received six lashes, which Toby did not mind three
-straws. But as his fault amounted to an act of downright rebellion, I
-thought that it ought not by any means to be passed over so lightly, and
-that Toby ought to be _made_ to mind. I took no notice for some days;
-but the Easter holidays had been deferred till my return, and only began
-here on Friday last. On that day, as soon as the head governor had blown
-the shell, and dismissed the negroes till Monday morning, he requested
-the pleasure of Mr. Toby’s company to the hospital, where he locked him
-up in a room by himself. All Saturday and Sunday the estate rang with
-laughing, dancing, singing, and huzzaing. Salt-fish was given away in
-the morning; the children played at ninepins for jackets and petticoats
-in the evening; rum and sugar was denied to no one. The gumbys
-thundered; the kitty-katties clattered; all was noise and festivity; and
-all this while, “_qualis morens Philomela_,” sat solitary Toby gazing
-at his four white walls! Toby had not minded the lashes; but the loss of
-his amusement, and the disgrace of his exclusion from the fête operated
-on his mind so forcibly, that when on the Monday morning his door was
-unlocked, and the chief governor called him to his work, not a word
-would he deign to utter; let who would speak, there he sat motionless,
-silent, and sulky. However, upon my going down to him myself, his
-voice thought proper to return, and he began at once to complain of his
-seclusion and justify his conduct. But he no sooner opened his lips than
-the whole hospital opened theirs to censure his folly, asking him how
-he could presume to justify himself when he knew that he had done wrong?
-and advising him to humble himself and beg my pardon; and their clamours
-were so loud and so general (Mrs. Sappho, his wife, being one of the
-loudest, who not only “gave it him on both sides of his ears,” but
-enforced her arguments by a knock on the pate now and then), that they
-fairly drove the evil spirit out of him; he confessed his fault with
-great penitence, engaged solemnly never to commit such another, and set
-off to his work full of gratitude for my granting him forgiveness. I
-am more and more convinced every day, that the best and easiest mode of
-governing negroes (and governed by some mode or other they must be) is
-not by the detestable lash, but by confinement, solitary or otherwise;
-they cannot bear it, and the memory of it seems to make a lasting
-impression upon their minds; while the lash makes none but upon their
-skins, and lasts no longer than the mark. The order at my hospital
-is, that no negro should be denied admittance; even if no symptoms of
-illness appear, he is allowed one day to rest, and take physic, if he
-choose it. On the second morning, if the physician declares the man to
-be shamming, and the plea of illness is still alleged against going
-to work, then the negro is locked up in a room with others similarly
-circumstanced, where care is taken to supply him with food, water,
-physic, &c., and no restraint is imposed except that of not going out.
-Here he is suffered to remain unmolested as long as he pleases, and he
-is only allowed to leave the hospital upon his own declaration that he
-is well enough to go to work; when the door is opened, and he walks
-away unreproached and unpunished, however evident his deception may have
-been. Before I adopted this regulation, the number of patients used to
-vary from thirty to forty-five, not more than a dozen of whom perhaps
-had anything the matter with them: the number at this moment is but
-fourteen, and all are sores, burns, or complaints the reality of which
-speaks for itself. Some few persevering tricksters will still submit
-to be locked up for a day or two; but their patience never fails to
-be wearied out by the fourth morning, and I have not yet met with an
-instance of a patient who had once been locked up with a fictitious
-illness, returning to the hospital except with a real one. In general,
-they offer to take a day’s rest and physic, promising to go out to work
-the next day, and on these occasions they have uniformly kept their
-word. Indeed, my hospital is now in such good order, that the physician
-told the trustee the other day that “mine gave him less trouble than any
-hospital in the parish.”
-
-My boilers, too, who used to make sugar the colour of mahogany, are
-now making excellent; and certainly, if appearances may be trusted, and
-things will but last, I may flatter myself with the complete success
-of my system of management, as far as the time elapsed is sufficient
-to warrant an opinion. I only wish from my soul that I were but half
-as certain of the good treatment and good behaviour of the negroes at
-Hordley.
-
-
-APRIL 1. (Wednesday.)
-
-Jug-Betty having had two leathern purses full of silver coin stolen out
-of her trunk, her cousin Punch told her to have patience till Sunday,
-and he thought that by that time he should be able to find it for her.
-Upon which she very naturally suspected her cousin Punch of having
-stolen the money himself, and brought him to day to make her charge
-against him. However, he stuck firmly to a denial, and as several days
-had been suffered to elapse since the theft, there could be no doubt of
-his having concealed the money, and therefore no utility in searching
-his person or his house. I found great fault with the persons in
-authority for not having taken such a measure without a moment’s delay;
-but the trustee informed me that it frequently produced very serious
-consequences, many instances having occurred of the disgrace of their
-house being searched having offended negroes so much to the heart, as to
-occasion their committing suicide: so that it was a proceeding which was
-seldom ventured upon without urgent necessity. It was now too late to
-take it, at all events; the man confessed, indeed, that he had quitted
-his work, and gone down to the negro-village on the day of the robbery,
-which rendered his guilt highly probable, but he could be brought to
-confess no more; and as to his saying that he thought he could find
-the money by Sunday, he explained _that_ into an intention of “going to
-consult a brown woman at the bay, who was a fortune-teller, and who when
-any thing was stolen, could always point out the thief by _cutting
-the cards_.” This was all that we could extract from him, and we were
-obliged to dismiss him. However, the fright of his examination was not
-without good consequences: one of the stolen purses had belonged to a
-sister of Jug-Betty’s, not long deceased; and on her return home, _this_
-purse (with its contents untouched) was found lying on the sister’s
-grave in her garden. Perhaps, the thief had taken it without knowing
-the owner; and on finding that it had belonged to a dead person, he had
-surrendered it through apprehension of being haunted by her _duppy_.
-
-
-APRIL 5. (Sunday.)
-
-Clearing their grounds by fire is a very expeditious proceeding,
-consequently in much practice among the negroes; but in this tindery
-country it is extremely dangerous, and forbidden by the law. As I
-returned home to-day from church, I observed a large smoke at no great
-distance, and Cubina told me, he supposed that the negroes of the
-neighbouring estate of Amity were clearing their grounds. “Then they are
-doing a very wrong thing,” said I; “I hope they will fire nothing else
-but their grounds, for with so strong a breeze a great deal of mischief
-might be done.” However, in half an hour it proved that the smoke in
-question arose from my own negro-grounds, that the fire had spread
-itself, and I could see from my window the flames and smoke pouring
-themselves upwards in large volumes, while the crackling of the dry
-bushes and brush-wood was something perfectly terrific. The alarm was
-instantly given, and whites and blacks all hurried to the scene of
-action. Luckily, the breeze set the contrary way from the plantations;
-a morass interposed itself between the blazing ground and one of my
-best cane-pieces: the flames were suffered to burn till they reached
-the brink of the water, and then the negroes managed to extinguish them
-without much difficulty. Thus we escaped without injury, but I own I was
-heartily frightened.
-
-
-APRIL 8.
-
-This morning I was awaked by a violent coughing in the hospital; and as
-soon as I heard any of the servants moving, I despatched a negro to ask,
-“whether any body was bad in the hospital?” He returned and told me,
-“No, massa; nobody bad there; for Alick is better, and Nelson is dead.”
- Nelson was one of my best labourers, and had come into the hospital for
-a glandular swelling. Early this morning he was seized with a violent
-fit of coughing, burst a large artery, and was immediately suffocated
-in his blood! This is the sixth death in the course of the first three
-months of the year, and we have not as yet a single birth for a set-off.
-Say what one will to the negroes, and treat them as well as one can,
-obstinate devils, they will die!
-
-
-APRIL 9.
-
-I had mentioned to Mr. Shand my having found a woman at Hordley, who had
-been crippled for life, in consequence of her having been kicked in the
-womb by one of the book-keepers. He writes to me on this subject:--“I
-trust that conduct so savage occurs rarely in _any_ country. I can only
-say, that in my long experience nothing of the kind has ever fallen
-under my observation.” Mr. S. then ought to consider _me_ as having
-been in high luck. I have not passed six months in Jamaica, and I have
-already found on one of my estates a woman who had been kicked in the
-womb by a white book-keeper, by which she was crippled herself, and on
-another of my estates another woman who had been kicked in the womb by
-another white book-keeper, by which he had crippled the child. The name
-of the first man and woman were Lory and Jeannette; those of the second
-were Full-wood and Martia: and thus, as my two estates are at the two
-extremities of the island, I am entitled to say, from my own knowledge
-(i.e, speaking _lite-rally_, observe), that “white book-keepers kick
-black women in the belly _from one end of Jamaica to the other_.”
-
-
-APRIL 15. (Wednesday.)
-
-About noon to-day a well-disposed healthy lad of seventeen years of
-age was employed in unhaltering the first pair of oxen of one of the
-waggons, in doing which he entangled his right leg in the rope. At that
-moment the oxen set off full gallop, and dragged the boy along with them
-round the whole inclosure, before the other negroes could succeed in
-stopping them. However, when the prisoner was extricated, although his
-flesh appeared to have been terribly lacerated, no bones were broken,
-and he was even able to walk to the hospital without support. He was
-blooded instantly, and two physicians were sent for by express. At
-two o’clock he was still in perfect possession of his senses, and only
-complained of the soreness of his wounds: but in half an hour after
-he became apoplectic; sank into a state of utter insensibility, during
-which a dreadful rattling in his throat was the only sign of still
-existing life, and before six in the evening all was over with him!
-
-
-APRIL 17.
-
-Pickle had accused his brother-in-law, Edward the Eboe, of having given
-him a pleurisy by the practice of Obeah. During my last visit I had
-convinced him that the charge was unjust (or at least he had declared
-himself to be convinced), and about six weeks ago they came together to
-assure me, that ever since they had lived upon the best terms possible.
-Unluckily, Pickle’s wife miscarried lately, and for the third time;
-previously to which Edward had said, that his wife would remain sole
-heiress of the father’s property. This was enough to set the suspicious
-brains of these foolish people at work; and to-day Pickle and his
-father-in-law, old Damon, came to assure me, that in order to prevent
-a child coming to claim its share of the grandfather’s property, Edward
-had practised Obeah to make his sister-in-law miscarry; the only proof
-of which adduced was the above expression, and the woman’s having
-miscarried “just according to Edward’s very words!” To reason with
-such very absurd persons was out of the case. I found too, that the two
-sisters were quarrelling perpetually, and always on the point of tearing
-each other’s eyes out. Therefore, as domestic peace “in a house so
-disunited” was out of the question, I ordered the two families to
-separate instantly, and to live at the two extremities of the negro
-village; at the same time forbidding all intercourse between them
-whatsoever: a plan, which was received with approbation by all parties;
-and Edward moved his property out of the old man’s house into another
-without loss of time. Among other charges of Obeah, Pickle declared,
-that his house having been robbed, Edward had told him that Nato was
-the offender; and in order to prove it beyond the power of doubt, he
-had made him look at something round, “just like massa’s watch,” out of
-which he had taken a sentee (a something) which looked like an egg; this
-he gave to Pickle, at the same time instructing him to throw it at night
-against the door of Nato’s house; which he had no sooner done and broken
-the egg, than the very next day Nato’s wife Philippa “began to bawl, and
-halloo, and went mad.” Now that Philippa had bawled and hallooed enough
-was certainly true; but it was also true that she had confessed her
-madness to have been a trick for the purpose of exciting my compassion,
-and inducing me to feed her from my own table. Yet was this simple
-fellow persuaded that he had made her go mad by the help of his broken
-egg, and his old fool of a father-in-law was goose enough to encourage
-him in the persuasion.
-
-
-APRIL 19. (Sunday.)
-
-“And massa,” said Bridget, the doctoress, this morning, “my old mother
-a lilly so-so to-day; and him tank massa much for the good supper massa
-send last night; and him like it so well.--Laud! massa, the old lady was
-just thinking what him could yam (eat) and him no fancy nothing; and
-him could no yam salt, and him just wishing for something fresh, when at
-that very moment Cu-bina come to him from massa with a stewed pig’s
-head so fresh: it seemed just as if massa had got it from the Almighty’s
-hands himself.”
-
-
-APRIL 22.
-
-Naturalists and physicians, philosophers and philanthropists, may argue
-and decide as they please; but certainly, as far as mere observation
-admits of my judging, there does seem to be a very great difference
-between the brain of a black person and a white one. I should think that
-Voltaire would call a negro’s reason “_une raison très particulière_.”
- Somehow or other, they never can manage to do anything _quite_ as it
-should be done. If they correct themselves in one respect to-day they
-are sure of making a blunder in some other manner to-morrow. Cubina is
-now twenty-five, and has all his life been employed about the stable;
-he goes out with my carriage twice every day; yet he has never yet been
-able to succeed in putting on the harness properly. Before we get to one
-of the plantation gates we are certain of being obliged to stop, and put
-something or other to rights: and I once remember having laboured
-for more than half an hour to make him understand that the Christmas
-holidays came at Christmas; when asked the question, he always
-hesitated, and answered, at hap-hazard, “July” or “October.” Yet, Cubina
-is far superior in intellect to most of the negroes who have fallen
-under my observation. The girl too, whose business it is to open
-the house each morning, has in vain been desired to unclose all the
-jalousies: she never fails to leave three or four closed, and when she
-is scolded for doing so, she takes care to open those three the next
-morning, and leaves three shut on the opposite side. Indeed, the attempt
-to make them correct a fault is quite fruitless: they never can do the
-same thing a second time in the same manner; and if the cook having
-succeeded in dressing a dish well is desired to dress just such another,
-she is certain of doing something which makes it quite different.
-One day I desired, that there might be always a piece of salt meat at
-dinner, in order that I might be certain of always having enough to send
-to the sick in the hospital. In consequence, there was nothing at dinner
-but salt meat. I complained that there was not a single fresh dish, and
-the next day, there was nothing but fresh. Sometimes there is scarcely
-anything served up, and the cook seems to have forgotten the dinner
-altogether: she is told of it; and the next day she slaughters without
-mercy pigs, sheep, fowls, ducks, turkeys, and everything that she can
-lay her murderous hands upon, till the table absolutely groans under
-the load of her labours. For above a month Cubina and I had perpetual
-quarrels about the cats being shut into the gallery at nights, where
-they threw down plates, glasses, and crockery of all kinds, and
-made such a clatter that to get a wink of sleep was quite out of the
-question. Cubina, before he went to rest, hunted under all the beds and
-sofas, and laid about him with a long whip for half an hour together;
-but in half an hour after his departure the cats were at work again. He
-was then told, that although he had turned them out, he must certainly
-have left some window open: he promised to pay particular attention
-to this point, but that night the uproar was worse than ever; yet he
-protested that he had carefully turned out all the cats, locked all
-the doors, and shut all the windows. He was told, that if he had really
-turned out all the cats, the cats must have got in again, and therefore
-that he must have left some one window open at least. “No,” he said, “he
-had not left one; but a pane in one of the windows had been broken
-two months before, and it was there that the cats got in whenever they
-pleased.” Yet he had continued to turn the cats out of the door with
-the greatest care, although he was perfectly conscious that they could
-always walk in again at the window in five minutes after. But the most
-curious of Cubina’s modes of proceeding is, when it is necessary for
-him to attack the pigeon-house. He steals up the ladder as slily and as
-softly as foot can fall; he opens the door, and steals in his head
-with the utmost caution; on which, to his never-failing surprise and
-disappointment, all the pigeons make their escape through the open
-holes; he has now no resource but entering the dove-cot, and remaining
-there with unwearied patience for the accidental return of the birds,
-which nine times out of ten does not take place till too late for
-dinner, and Cubina returns empty-handed. Having observed this
-proceeding constantly repeated during a fortnight, I took pity upon his
-embarrassment, and ordered two wooden sliders to be fitted to the holes.
-Cubina was delighted with this exquisite invention, and failed not
-the next morning to close all the holes on the right with one of the
-sliders; he then stepped boldly into the dove-cot, when to his utter
-confusion the pigeons flew away through the holes on the left. Here then
-he discovered where the fault lay, so he lost no time in closing the
-remaining aperture with the second slider, and the pigeons were thus
-prevented from returning at all. Cubina waited long with exemplary
-patience, but without success, so he abandoned the new invention in
-despair, made no farther use of the sliders, and continues to steal
-up the ladder as he did before. A few days ago, Nicholas, a mulatto
-carpenter, was ordered to make a box for the conveyance of four jars of
-sweetmeats, of which he took previous measure; yet first he made a box
-so small that it would scarcely hold a single jar, and then another so
-large that it would have held twenty; and when at length he produced one
-of a proper size, he brought it nailed up for travelling (although it
-was completely empty), and nailed up so effectually too, that on being
-directed to open it that the jars might be packed, he split the cover
-to pieces in the attempt to take it off. Yet, among all my negroes,
-Nicholas and Cubina are not equalled for adroitness and intelligence by
-more than twenty. Judge then what must be the remaining three hundred!
-
-
-APRIL 23.
-
-In my medical capacity, like a true quack I sometimes perform cures so
-unexpected, that I stand like Katterfelto, “with my hair standing on end
-at my own wonders.” Last night, Alexander, the second governor, who has
-been seriously ill for some days, sent me word, that he was suffering
-cruelly from a pain in his head, and could get no sleep. I knew not how
-to relieve him; but having frequently observed a violent passion for
-perfumes in the house negroes, for want of something else I gave the
-doctoress some oil of lavender, and told her to rub two or three drops
-upon his nostrils. This morning, he told me that “to be sure what I had
-sent him was a grand medicine indeed,” for it had no sooner touched his
-nose than he felt some-thing cold run up to his forehead, over his head,
-and all the way down his neck to the back-bone; instantly, the headach
-left him, he fell fast asleep, nor had the pain returned in the morning.
-But I am afraid, that even this wonderful oil would fail of curing a
-complaint which was made to me a few days ago. A poor old creature,
-named Quasheba, made her appearance at my breakfast table, and told me,
-“that she was almost eighty, had been rather weakly for some time past,
-and somehow she did not feel as she was by any means right.”
-
-“Had she seen the doctor? Did she want physic?”
-
-“No, she had taken too much physic already, and the doctor would do her
-no good; she did not want to see the doctor.”
-
-“But what then was her complaint?”
-
-“Oh! she had no particular complaint; only she was old and weakly, and
-did not find herself by any means so well as she used to be, and so
-she came just to tell massa, and see what he could do to make her quite
-right again, that was all.” In short, she _only_ wanted me to make her
-young again!
-
-
-APRIL 24.
-
-Mr. Forbes is dead. When I was last in Jamaica, he had just been
-poisoned with corrosive sublimate by a female slave, who was executed
-in consequence. He never was well afterwards; but as he lived
-intemperately, the whole blame of his death must not be laid upon the
-poison.
-
-
-APRIL 30.
-
-A free mulatto of the name of Rolph had frequently been mentioned to
-me by different magistrates, as remarkable for the numerous complaints
-brought against him for cruel treatment of his negroes. He was described
-to me as the son of a white ploughman, who at his death left his son
-six or seven slaves, with whom he resides in the heart of the mountains,
-where the remoteness of the situation secures him from observation or
-control. His slaves, indeed, every now and then contrive to escape,
-and come down to Savannah la Mar to lodge their complaints; but the
-magistrates, hitherto, had never been able to get a legal hold upon him.
-However, a few days ago, he entered the house of a Mrs. Edgins, when she
-was from home, and behaving in an outrageous manner to her slaves, he
-was desired by the head-man to go away. Highly incensed, he answered,
-“that if the fellow dared to speak another word, it should be the last
-that he should ever utter.” The negro dared to make a rejoinder; upon
-which Rolph aimed a blow at him with a stick, which missed his intended
-victim, but struck another slave who was interposing to prevent a
-scuffle, and killed him upon the spot. The murder was committed in
-the presence of several negroes; but negroes are not allowed to give
-evidence, and as no free person was present, there are not only doubts
-whether the murderer will be punished, but whether he can even be put
-upon his trial.
-
-
-MAY 1. (Friday.)
-
-This morning I signed the manumission of Nicholas Cameron, the best of
-my mulatto carpenters. He had been so often on the very point of getting
-his liberty, and still the cup was dashed from his lips, that I had
-promised to set him free, whenever he could procure an able negro as
-his substitute; although being a good workman, a single negro was by
-no means an adequate price in exchange. On my arrival this year I found
-that he had agreed to pay £150 for a female negro, and the woman was
-approved of by my trustee. But on enquiry it appeared that she had a
-child, from which she was unwilling to separate, and that her owner
-refused to sell the child, except at a most unreasonable price. Here
-then was an insurmountable objection to my accepting her, and Nicholas
-was told to his great mortification, that he must look out for another
-substitute. The woman, on her part, was determined to belong to Cornwall
-estate and no other: so she told her owner, that if he attempted to sell
-her elsewhere she would make away with herself, and on his ordering
-her to prepare for a removal to a neighbouring proprietor’s, she
-disappeared, and concealed herself so well, that for some time she was
-believed to have put her threats of suicide into execution. The idea of
-losing his £150 frightened her master so completely, that he declared
-himself ready to let me have the child at a fair price, as well as the
-mother, if she ever should be found; and her friends having conveyed
-this assurance to her, she thought proper to emerge from her
-hiding-place, and the bargain was arranged finally. The titles, however,
-were not yet made out, and as the time of my departure for Hordley was
-arrived, these were ordered to be got ready against my return, when
-the negroes were to be delivered over to me, and Nicholas was to be
-set free. In the meanwhile, the child was sent by her mistress (a free
-mulatto) to hide some stolen ducks upon a distant property, and on her
-return blabbed out the errand: in consequence the mistress was committed
-to prison for theft; and no sooner was she released, than she revenged
-herself upon the poor girl by giving her thirty lashes with the
-cattle-whip, inflicted with all the severity of vindictive malice. This
-treatment of a child of such tender years reduced her to such a state,
-as made the magistrates think it right to send her for protection to the
-workhouse, until the conduct of the mistress should have been enquired
-into. In the meanwhile, as the result of the enquiry might be the
-setting the girl at liberty, the joint title for her and her mother
-could not be made out, and thus poor Nicholas’s manumission was at a
-stand-still again. The magistrates at length decided, that although the
-chastisement had been severe, yet (according to the medical report) it
-was not such as to authorise the sending the mistress to be tried at the
-assizes. She was accordingly dismissed from farther investigation, and
-the girl was once more considered as belonging to me, as soon as the
-title could be made out. But the fatality which had so often prevented
-Nicholas from obtaining his freedom, was not weary yet. On the very
-morning, when he was to sign the title, a person whose signature was
-indispensable, was thrown out of his chaise, the wheel of which passed
-over his head, and he was rendered incapable of transacting business
-for several weeks. Yesterday, the titles were at length brought to me
-complete, and this morning put Nicholas in possession of the object, in
-the pursuit of which he has experienced such repeated disappointments.
-The conduct of the poor child’s mulatto mistress in this case was
-most unpardonable, and is only one of numerous instances of a similar
-description, which have been mentioned to me. Indeed, I have every
-reason to believe, that nothing can be uniformly more wretched, than the
-life of the slaves of free people of colour in Jamaica; nor would any
-thing contribute more to the relief of the black population, than the
-prohibiting by law any mulatto to become the owner of a slave for the
-future. Why should not rich people of colour be served by poor people of
-colour, hiring them as domestics? It seldom happens that mulattoes are
-in possession of plantations; but when a white man dies, who happens
-to possess twenty negroes, he will divide them among his brown family,
-leaving (we may say) five to each of his four children. These are too
-few to be employed in plantation work; they are, therefore, ordered
-to maintain their owner by some means or other, and which means are
-frequently not the most honest, the most frequent being the travelling
-about as higglers, and exchanging the trumpery contents of their packs
-and boxes with plantation negroes for stolen rum and sugar. I confess I
-cannot see why, on such bequest being made, the law should not order
-the negroes to be sold, and the produce of the sale paid to the
-mulatto heirs, but absolutely prohibiting the mulattoes from becoming
-proprietors of the negroes themselves. Every man of humanity must wish
-that slavery, even in its best and most mitigated form, had never found
-a legal sanction, and must regret that its system is now so incorporated
-with the welfare of Great Britain as well as of Jamaica, as to make
-its extirpation an absolute impossibility, without the certainty
-of producing worse mischiefs than the one which we annihilate. But
-certainly there can be no sort of occasion for continuing in the
-colonies the existence of _do-mestic slavery_, which neither contributes
-to the security of the colonies themselves, nor to the opulence of the
-mother-country, the revenue of which derived from colonial duties would
-suffer no defalcation whatever, even if neither whites nor blacks in the
-West Indies were suffered to employ slaves, except in plantation labour.
-
-
-MAY 2.
-
-I gave my negroes a farewell holiday, on which occasion each grown
-person received a present of half-a-dollar, and every child a maccaroni.
-In return, they endeavoured to express their sorrow for my departure,
-by eating and drinking, dancing and singing, with more vehemence and
-perseverance than on any former occasion. As in all probability many
-years will elapse without my making them another visit, if indeed I
-should ever return at all, I have at least exerted myself while here to
-do everything which appeared likely to contribute to their welfare and
-security during my absence. In particular, my attorney has made out a
-list of all such offences as are most usually committed on plantations,
-to which proportionate punishments have been affixed by myself. From
-this code of internal regulations the overseer is not to be allowed to
-deviate, and the attorney has pledged himself in the most solemn manner
-to adhere strictly to the system laid down for him. By this scheme, the
-negroes will no longer be punished according to the momentary caprice of
-their superintendent, but by known and fixed laws, the one no more than
-the other, and without respect to partiality or prejudice. Hitherto, in
-everything which had not been previously deter mined by the public law,
-with a penalty attached to the breach of it, the negro has been left
-entirely at the mercy of the overseer, who if he was a humane man
-punished him slightly, and if a tyrant, heavily; nay, very often the
-quantity of punishment depended upon the time of day when the offence
-was made known. If accused in the morning, when the overseer was in cold
-blood and in good humour, a night’s confinement in the stocks might be
-deemed sufficient; whereas if the charge was brought when the superior
-had taken his full proportion of grog or sangaree, the very same offence
-would be visited with thirty-nine lashes. I have, moreover, taken care
-to settle all disputes respecting property, having caused all negroes
-having claims upon others to bring them before my tribunal previous to
-my departure, and determined that from that time forth no such claims
-should be enquired into, but considered as definitively settled by my
-authority. It would have done the Lord Chancellor’s heart good to see
-how many suits I determined in the course of a week, and with what
-expedition I made a clear court of chancery. But perhaps the most
-astonishing part of the whole business was, that after judgment was
-pronounced, the losers as well as the gainers declared themselves
-perfectly satisfied with the justice of the sentence. I must
-acknowledge, however, that the negro principle that “massa can do no
-wrong,” was of some little assistance to me on this occasion. “Oh! quite
-just, me good, massa! what massa say, quite just! me no say nothing
-more; me good, massa!” Then they thanked me “for massa’s goodness in
-giving them so long talk!” and went away to tell all the others “how
-just massa had been in taking away what they wanted to keep, or not
-giving them what they asked for.” It must be owned that this is not the
-usual mode of proceeding after the loss of a chancery suit in England.
-But to do the negroes mere justice, I must say, that I could not have
-wished to find a more tractable set of people on almost every occasion.
-Some lazy and obstinate persons, of course, there must inevitably be in
-so great a number; but in general I found them excellently disposed, and
-being once thoroughly convinced of my real good-will towards them, they
-were willing to take it for granted, that my regulations must be
-right and beneficial, even in cases where they were in opposition to
-individual interests and popular prejudices. My attorney had mentioned
-to me several points, which he thought it advisable to have altered, but
-which he had vainly endeavoured to accomplish. Thus the negroes were
-in the practice of bequeathing their houses and grounds, by which means
-some of them were become owners of several houses and numerous
-gardens in the village, while others with large families were either
-inadequately provided for, or not provided for at all. I made it public,
-that from henceforth no negro should possess more than one house, with a
-sufficient portion of ground for his family, and on the following Sunday
-the overseer by my order looked over the village, took from those who
-had too much to give to those who had too little, and made an entire new
-distribution according to the most strict Agrarian law. Those who lost
-by this measure, came the next day to complain to me; when I avowed
-its having been done by my order, and explained the propriety of the
-proceeding; after which they declared themselves contented, and I
-never heard another murmur on the subject. Again, mothers being allowed
-certain indulgences while suckling, persist in it for two years and
-upwards, to the great detriment both of themselves and their children:
-complaint of this being made to me, I sent for the mothers, and told
-them that every child must be sent to the weaning-house on the first day
-of the fifteenth month, but that their indulgences should be continued
-to the mothers for two months longer, although the children would be no
-longer with them. All who had children of that age immediately gave them
-up; the rest promised to do so, when they should be old enough $ and
-they all thanked me for the continuance of their indulgences, which they
-considered as a boon newly granted them. On my return from Hordley, I
-was told that the negroes suffered their pigs to infest the works and
-grounds in the immediate vicinity of the house in such numbers, that
-they were become a perfect nuisance; nor could any remonstrance prevail
-on them to confine the animals within the village. An order was in
-consequence issued on a Saturday, that the first four pigs found
-rambling at large after two days should be put to death without mercy;
-and accordingly on Monday morning, at the negro breakfast hour, the head
-governor made his appearance before the house, armed cap-a-pee, with a
-lance in his hand, and an enormous cutlass by his side. The news of this
-tremendous apparition spread through the estate like wildfire. Instantly
-all was in an uproar; the negroes came pouring down from all quarters;
-in an instant the whole air was rent with noises of all kinds and
-creatures; men, women, and children shouting and bellowing, geese
-cackling, dogs barking, turkeys gobbling; and, look where you would,
-there was a negro running along as fast as he could, and dragging a
-pig along with him by one of the hind legs, while the pigs were all
-astonishment at this sudden attack, and called upon heaven and earth for
-commiseration and protection,--
-
- “With many a doleful grunt and piteous squeak,
-
- Poor pigs! as if their pretty hearts would break!”
-
-From thenceforth not a pig except my own was to be seen about the place;
-yet instead of complaining of this restraint, several of the negroes
-came to assure me, that I might depend on the animals not being suffered
-to stray beyond the village for the future, and to thank me for having
-given them the warning two days before. What other negroes may be, I
-will not pretend to guess; but I am certain that there cannot be more
-tractable or better disposed persons (take them for all in all) than my
-negroes of Cornwall. I only wish, that in my future dealings with white
-persons, whether _in_ Jamaica or out of it, I could but meet with half
-so much gratitude, affection, and good-will.
-
-
-THE END.
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