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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Irish Penny Journal, Vol. 1 No. 8,
-August 22, 1840, by Various
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- THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL.
-
- NUMBER 8. SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 1840. VOLUME I.
-
-[Illustration: THE HOWTH LIGHTHOUSE.]
-
-The bold and nearly insulated promontory called the Hill of Howth, which
-forms the north-eastern terminus of the Bay of Dublin, would in itself
-supply abundant materials for a topographical volume--and a most
-interesting work it might be made. For the geologist, botanist, and
-naturalist, it has an abundant store of attractions, while its various
-ancient monuments of every class and age, from the regal fortress, the
-sepulchral cairn, and the cromleac of Pagan times, to the early Christian
-oratory, the abbey and the baronial hall of later years, would supply an
-equally ample stock of materials for the antiquary and the historian. With
-all, or most of these features, we propose to make our readers somewhat
-familiar in our future numbers; but our present purpose is only to give
-some account of one of its most recently erected structures--the
-singularly picturesque and beautiful lighthouse, which we have attempted
-to depict in our prefixed illustration.
-
-The Baily lighthouse, as it is popularly called, is situated at the
-eastern extremity of Howth, on a nearly perpendicular rock, whose vertex
-is elevated one hundred and ten feet above high-water mark. This rock,
-which is nearly insulated, is the terminus of a long and narrow peninsula
-of still higher altitude, which stretches out into the sea from the
-eastern end of the promontory, and whose cliffs are equally precipitous on
-both sides, so that the most striking and romantic views of the
-lighthouse can be had from various points, in some commanding the
-horizon-bound sea, and in others the Bay of Dublin, with all its
-delightful sceneries of wooded country and mountain ranges. The view which
-we have chosen for our illustration is taken from the northern side of
-this peninsula, that presented from the other side having been already
-published in several popular works; but we trust that this view will not
-be deemed less striking or picturesque; and we are of opinion that a more
-romantic subject of its kind is not to be found in the empire.
-
-The lighthouse is itself an object of great interest and beauty, and is
-constructed according to the most approved models of modern times. Its
-form is that of a frustrated cone, supporting a lantern which exhibits a
-fixed bright light. The illumination, according to the system now
-generally adopted by the Trinity-house, is produced by a set of reflectors
-ground to the parabolic form, in the foci of which twenty large oil lamps
-are placed: an outer gallery, lightly but securely railed, surrounds the
-dome. Connected with the building on its east side, there is a large room,
-which opens by folding doors on a platform, and where an excellent
-telescope is kept, by means of which the shoals which obstruct the
-entrance to the bay may be distinctly observed--namely, the great Kish,
-and the Bennet and Burford banks, which are links of the chain extending
-along the Wicklow and Wexford coasts, and called the Irish grounds.
-These, though not visible, are distinctly marked in stormy weather by the
-surf, which breaks over them with uncommon violence, and form a dangerous
-obstruction to the approach to the bay.
-
-The Baily lighthouse was erected by the Ballast Board of Dublin in 1814,
-previous to which time the Howth light, as it was commonly called, stood
-on a hill considerably more to the north, and at an elevation of more than
-three hundred feet above sea level. This circumstance of its great
-elevation, led, however, to its being abandoned, and the erection of the
-Baily lighthouse in its place, as it was found to be frequently involved
-in clouds and mist, while lower stations were clear and well defined.
-
-The Baily lighthouse is a spot of no less antiquarian than picturesque
-interest. Its name, which is cognate with the Latin _ballium_, is derived
-from an ancient circular stone fortress which encircled the apex of the
-rock, and of which considerable remains existed previous to the erection
-of the present buildings. This great keep was fortified by three earthen
-walls, with deep intervening ditches placed at the entrance to the narrow
-peninsula, and by extending from one side of it to the other, cut it off
-completely from the promontory. These works still remain, though in a very
-ruinous state; yet they are sufficiently distinct to mark their purpose,
-and to convey a good idea of the style of military defensive works in use
-in extremely remote times. They will be found marked on the Ordnance map.
-
-In the popular traditions of Howth, these works--like most others in
-Ireland, the real origin of which has been forgotten--are ascribed to the
-Danes, a remnant of whom, after the battle of Clontarf in 1014, were
-supposed to have fortified themselves in this peninsula, till they were
-carried off in their vessels. But such tradition is wholly opposed to
-history, and the works themselves exhibit sufficient evidences of its
-fallacy; they belong to a much earlier age, being nothing less than the
-remains of Dun-Criomthan (pronounced Dun-Criffan), the fortress of
-Criomthan Nia-nair, who, according to our ancient histories, ascended the
-throne of Ireland in the year 74, and who, after being dethroned, died in
-this fastness in the year 90, after a reign of sixteen years. His
-sepulchral cairn--crowning the summit of Sliabh-Martin, the highest
-pinnacle of the ancient Bin-edair--is still to be seen.
-
-A century or two more will wholly obliterate these remains of the once
-powerful prince and warrior Criomthan; but his celebrity belongs to
-history, and will not thus pass away. It was in the third year of his
-reign that Agricola fortified the bounds of the Roman empire in Britain
-from the incursions of the Picts and Irish, the latter, it is said, led by
-the monarch Criomthan himself, who, according to our annalist, returned to
-Ireland, loaded with spoil, as thus stated in the record of his death in
-the Annals of the Four Masters:--
-
-“Criomthan Nia-nair, sixteen years monarch of Ireland, died, after his
-illustrious foreign expedition. It was from that expedition he brought
-home the noble spoils; the golden chariot, the golden chess-board studded
-with three hundred sparkling gems, and the _ceth-criomthan_, which was a
-parti-coloured shirt, interwoven with gold. He also brought with him a
-battle-giving sword, having various figures of serpents engraved upon it,
-and inlaid with gold; a shield embossed with bright silver; a spear which
-gave an incurable wound; a sling from which no erring cast could be
-thrown; two hounds linked together by a chain of silver; together with
-many other valuable rarities.”
-
-How long after this period Dun-Criomthan existed as a fortress, it would
-perhaps be impossible now to ascertain, but from the following record in
-the Annals above quoted, it would appear to have been preserved at least
-for six centuries:--
-
-“A. C. 646. The battle of Dun-Criomthan was gained by Conall and Kellach
-(co-monarchs of Ireland), the two sons of Maolcobha, over Aongus, the son
-of Donall. Aongus was killed in this battle, as was also Cathasach, the
-son of Donall, his brother.”
-
-These notices, which have not hitherto appeared in an English form, of a
-highly interesting historical remain, not previously identified by the
-antiquarian topographer, will, it is hoped, impart a new interest to the
-Baily of Howth; but, independently of such claims on our attention, its
-singular picturesqueness should have made it long since not only more
-familiarly known to the visitors of our capital, but also to ourselves.
-
- P.
-
-
-
-
-JOHNNY HALFACRE; OR, THE VALUE OF TIME.
-
-BY MARTIN DOYLE.
-
-
-Statesmen and professional men, whether occupying stations of eminence, or
-struggling to attain them, duly estimate the importance of time; they know
-the value of an hour too well to mis-spend it. The lawyer of high
-practice, during the term season, steadily pursuing his laborious studies,
-and determined to overcome every difficulty in his pursuit of professional
-rank and wealth, rises early, and borrows from the night so many of those
-hours which are spent in rest and sleep by men of less mental activity,
-that he leaves himself but a very contracted measure of time for those
-essential purposes. As to dining out with friends at this period of care
-and labour, he rarely ventures to indulge in such a recreation; or if he
-does on some very particular occasion, such is the discipline of his mind,
-such the strength of his self-denying habits, that he can rise from the
-table at a prescribed moment, and with a cool lawyer-like head apply to
-his nocturnal labours as if there had been no interruption of an exciting
-nature.
-
-The physician--I do not mean him who is regularly called out of church, or
-from the social party, by his servant, under the pretence of a pressing
-call, but the real and laborious practitioner, to whom minutes are money
-and fame--will not idle away an hour; neither will the sober steady
-shopkeeper, until he has realized an independence, absent himself from his
-counter as long as there is a reasonable chance of a customer dropping in;
-nor the operative mechanic, who has to finish his piece of work within a
-prescribed time, and who will contrive to do it even in despite of all the
-petty interruptions to which he is liable.
-
-Time is proportionably valuable to the meanest peasant who possesses a
-cabbage garden, and if properly estimated and applied, will add to his
-comforts in a degree of which, he who is habitually uncalculating and
-unthrifty in this respect can have but little notion.
-
-This I am anxious to impress upon the class of labourers, many of whom I
-hope can read what I write, for in them I take an especial interest,
-probably because they are the least cared for of any class in the
-community. Some of them perhaps will say, with a show of reality, “If
-_our_ time were to bring us in such profits as the counsellor and the
-doctor make, we would be busy too, and no one would see us standing idle,
-sitting on a ditch side, or smoking and coshering by the fireside, or
-talking to the neighbours, of a wet day, in a forge. If we could be
-coining guineas as easily as the likes of them makes the money, sitting in
-their soft chairs, and never doing a hand’s turn of work that would tire
-their limbs, we would; but what _could_ we make, after our regular day’s
-work, if we can get that same, out of a bit of a garden, that would better
-us any thing to signify?”
-
-Now, I shall show them by actual facts what they _could_ in many cases do.
-
-Johnny Halfacre is a little farmer, whom I occasionally see, and who,
-being in no way connected with me, nor even conscious that I am
-particularly observing him, goes on in his own way, without any hint or
-encouragement from me, or indeed from any one else, as far as I can
-perceive.
-
-Johnny two years ago had not as much land as would correspond with his
-name, which is really genuine; he had for several previous years but a
-rood, including the site of his house, and a shed for a pig, and some
-poultry; but this rood produced more than half an acre usually does with
-many, and entirely by his good management and judicious application of
-_time_.
-
-Johnny had exactly five shillings a-week, paid in full every Friday
-evening, from his employer, for Johnny never had time to be sick, far less
-to be drunk, and always avoided broken days, by contriving in-door work,
-at Mr B.’s, in wet weather; his wife, who had two children, washed
-occasionally for a neighbour’s family, thus adding two shillings and
-sixpence each week to their income, and the contribution of additional
-suds to the dunghill; but in other respects they had no advantage over
-other labourers. Their own little garden added greatly to the support of
-the family, by judicious cropping and excellent management. Johnny had
-every year some drills of very early ash-leaved potatoes put down in
-January, if possible, which he either sold at a very high price in summer
-at a neighbouring town, or consumed as he found most economical; and his
-early sowing of potatoes was far better than the more common practice of
-the Irish cottier, who leaves his garden uncropped with them until March
-or April, with the view of obtaining a more abundant crop (but of
-inferior quality) at a late season, when they might be purchased at a mere
-trifle, and that, too, without the advantage of a second crop of any
-description to succeed them. Johnny had too much sense for this: he began
-to dig his dish of potatoes for dinner in the first or second week in
-July, when his neighbours were half starving, or paying exorbitantly for
-oatmeal and old potatoes; and as he dug out his crop, he either sowed
-turnips, with a little ashes and a sprinkling of dung, or planted borecole
-for the winter; generally he had some of both, for he found turnips good
-for his own table in winter, and profitable for the support of some
-poultry, of which I shall take notice soon. He had also every variety of
-common kitchen vegetables in small patches, continually changing places,
-and thus improving the soil; he had, besides, two hives of bees; and for
-the sake of the _straw_, as well as for rotation, and the support of his
-pig and poultry, a little rye, vetches, or clover.
-
-Johnny, however, only worked in the garden in the evening, after his
-ordinary day’s work, or, in summer, at sunrise; yet there never was a weed
-to be seen in it, for they never had time to grow: by using the hoe for a
-few moments now and then, they were always kept down, and every waste
-blade and briar and useless sod around the hedge which enclosed it, was
-carefully pared and burnt for manure.
-
-He had worked in the large garden of a gentleman who kept an English
-gardener, who had taught Johnny the use of a _sprong_ in preference to a
-spade for turning up the earth, especially when too hard for the latter
-implement; and though the handle was short, and, according to my own
-notion, fatiguing to the back, the fact was, that Johnny soon preferred it
-for dispatch and correctness of operation to the long-handled spade which
-all my other neighbours use. When he cut his own rye or other corn, the
-ground was usually so hard that a broad spade could not enter it: but
-Johnny quickly turned it up and broke it with his sprong, and then
-completely pulverized it with what the Englishman called a beck, a
-three-forked hoe, which, acting like the long tines of a harrow, loosened
-and rendered the whole perfectly fine, while it brought any latent roots
-of couch (or scutch grass) that might have escaped on former occasions, to
-the surface.
-
-Johnny’s various vegetables greatly assisted his housekeeping. He had
-often a good bowl of soup, flavoured with leeks, onions, carrots, &c.,
-made with the least conceivable portion of meat, but thickened with
-barley, properly shelled, and prepared like French barley, but at only
-one-third of the price of that which is sold under such denomination in
-the shops; and his family always breakfasted on porridge, or coarse bread
-of their _own baking_, with or without milk, according to
-circumstances--for Johnny at this time had no cow--sometimes washed down
-with a cup of tea, and more generally in winter with a mug of light and
-good table beer, which the Englishman taught Johnny to brew at Mr B.’s
-brew-house. Half a bushel of malt, with a quarter of a pound of hops,
-produced ten gallons of _unadulterated_ beer which could not be bought any
-where, and the grains (given to his pig) fully counterbalanced the cost of
-fuel. Even at this time he killed a pig every year, and never wanted a
-small supply of salt meat for his cabbage or beans, which with this
-combination of flesh went farther in this way towards the actual supply of
-his dinner, and sometimes of his supper too (for any remainder of the
-dinner was heated and peppered up for the supper, with the addition of a
-broken loaf, or a skillet full of potatoes), than can be imagined by the
-poor man who has never cultivated his garden in the same manner--whose
-cabbages are of little value from want of bacon, and whose allotment,
-producing but one crop instead of two each year, is thus of but half its
-proper value to him; besides, with him potatoes succeed potatoes
-continually, until the ground becomes sick of yielding them.
-
-But, further, Johnny Halfacre’s garden, in which he seldom ceased from
-doing something in the summer evenings as long as daylight lasted, greatly
-aided in supporting his pig at that time when food is so dear and scarce
-for swine. The tops of blossoming bean-stalks (by the plucking off of
-which the crop is improved) and other vegetable waste, besides vetches and
-rye--the latter both in the green and ripe state--gave him sufficient food
-to keep the pig in fair order, with a little help from other sources; and
-the pig, by being always well littered, and supplied with this food, gave
-a return in most excellent manure, which with other sources of a similar
-kind, and the economical distribution of crops, supplied the entire garden
-with fertilizing matter.
-
-What the other means of providing manure were, ought to be mentioned, for
-the man’s system is of such easy application that it only requires to be
-stated in order to be followed.
-
-For two or three evenings in the summer before last, I perceived Johnny
-Halfacre without his coat, rolling a wheelbarrow frequently from an
-adjacent common to a corner of his garden separated from the road by an
-old weather-beaten paling. When I had leisure to see what he had been
-doing at this time, I found that he had marked off an oblong space for
-four geese and a gander, which he had bought from Bridget Gozzard at
-rather a high price, partly for the sake of their powerful manure, which,
-combined with other substances, is good for stimulating the growth of
-vegetables, as well as for the profit which he expected to realize by
-rearing goslings for the market. Johnny was aware that fat green geese are
-worth from six to ten shillings each, in the very early season in the
-great English markets, and are also profitable if reared for the stubbles
-at Michaelmas; and he did not see why he and his industrious wife should
-not realise a profit as well as English housewives by the breeding of such
-poultry, when a steam-packet and a rail-road could take them off even to
-London in a few hours. Cocks and hens would ruin his own garden, and bring
-him into disputes with his neighbours--he had the advantage of a run on
-the common for geese--there was a pond of water near his house--and
-therefore he gave them and ducks the preference. He first built his back
-wall two feet and a half high and ten feet in length, with the sods from
-the common, and then put down ten upright stakes in front, every pair
-answering for the jambs of each compartment, with a board stretching the
-whole length across, and which formed the front support of his rustic
-roof; from this board he laid rafters to the top of the back wall, and
-having first interwoven some small branches of a tree through these
-rafters, he laid as many scraws (thinly pared grassy sods) as secured the
-whole roof from rain. The jambs were then contracted to a narrow opening,
-for the sake of shelter and warmth, by more sods laid one over the other.
-
-By this simple process of construction he formed a separate chamber for
-each bird, with a yard in front six feet broad and ten long, and with an
-opening through the paling at the road side, by which the inmates could go
-in and out at their pleasure. His rye assisted in feeding them, and he
-also cultivated grey peas for them, which are excellent for fattening; and
-with cabbage and lettuce leaves, the pods of beans, and other green food,
-he afterwards kept them in high condition; and in the succeeding year,
-when other young geese were dying of disease, occasioned by want of
-shelter, and from _starvation_, his were thriving.
-
-And to the credit of this worthy man and his wife I must mention, that the
-feather-plucker was indignantly sent away from his door whenever he came
-round for the execrable purpose of plucking the geese alive. Johnny’s wife
-would as soon have let him pull out the hairs of her own head, as give up
-one of her birds to his barbarous hands; and the consequence was, that
-while their neighbours’ geese were miserably crawling about, with
-draggling and mutilated wings and smarting bodies, until many of them
-died, in their miseries invoking as it were in their dying screams shame
-and curses on their unfeeling owners, Johnny Halfacre’s geese strutted
-about on the common, with an independent and unconstrained step, as if
-conscious of their security from the tortures to which their fellows had
-been doomed.
-
-
-HOW JOHNNY HALFACRE BECAME A LITTLE FARMER.
-
-If it be true, and it unquestionably is, that “he who despiseth small
-things, shall fall by little and little,” the converse is, I think, no
-less so--that he who pays attention to little matters will rise by
-degrees.
-
-Mr B. having narrowly observed Johnny’s general good conduct and extreme
-industry as a common labourer, put him in possession, two years ago, of a
-field adjoining his cottage and garden, which contains about six statute
-acres, and which fortunately was in good condition.
-
-Johnny at first was afraid to accept the tempting offer, at which any
-other labourer would have jumped, on the sincere and modest plea that he
-had no capital for such a weighty speculation. He did not wish to grasp at
-more than he could properly manage; but Mr B. set him at ease, by telling
-him that he considered health, industry, and skill, sufficient capital for
-Johnny to possess, as he himself would not only build a barn, cow-shed,
-ass-house, and pig-styes, but put the boundary fence into perfect order
-(according to the frequent practice of _British_ landlords), and lend
-Johnny a sum sufficient for the purchase of every thing necessary to give
-him a good start, charging him only five per cent on the advances. Mr B.,
-who in riding over his property often “went by the field of the slothful,”
-which “was all grown over with thorns and nettles that covered the face of
-it, and the stone wall whereof was broken down,” wished to render Johnny
-an exemplar of superior management to other tenants.
-
-I shall not trouble the reader with all the details of Johnny’s management
-during the two last years, but shall very briefly notice those particulars
-of husbandry which are new to my countrymen of the same class. He has not
-subdivided the field, nor does he intend to do so, as he values every foot
-of it too much for such waste. He does not keep a horse, nor will he do
-so, unless his holding be increased; but he keeps a donkey and a
-well-constructed cart. As yet he has no cow, not having his land in
-sufficiently clean order for laying down any part of it with grasses; but
-he has two yards full of pigs, which he keeps for the sake of the rich
-manure they supply. I do not advocate his system altogether, but merely
-relate the most striking features of it. His pig-yards are very
-commodious, and well arranged for weaning, fattening, &c.; and his stock
-now consists of a sow with ten young ones in one yard, and six store pigs
-in another. These are in fine condition--fed on vetches, rye (of which the
-grain is now, July 20, ripe), and wash, consisting of pollards and water;
-their food next week, and for some time after, will be beans, ripe and
-unripe, according to their successive stages. These pigs are now ten
-months old, and have never been outside their yard, nor do they seem to be
-(compared with pigs of the same age which have had the run of the common)
-injured by confinement. Being always highly littered in the yard, having
-the sleeping chamber kept perfectly clean, and being abundantly fed, they
-sport about the straw, and seem quite contented. But without such care and
-comfort young swine will certainly not thrive in imprisonment.
-
-Johnny will fatten up these pigs in October for sale in November, with
-barley-meal, pollards, toppings, and potatoes; and judging from his
-success last year under similar circumstances, they will weigh (at the age
-of fourteen months) nearly two cwt. each. He does not intend to sell any
-of his ten young ones until they shall have been fattened in the same way;
-but their mother will be put up as soon as possible after they shall be
-weaned. He does not expect to realize any ready money by rearing and
-fattening them; when sold, his stock will merely pay for their keep--he
-considers the large quantity of valuable manure a sufficient return.
-
-He has hired a labourer to work with him, and will incur but little
-expense for horse-labour, as he and his assistant together are able to dig
-an acre very deeply in ten days; and he considers one such digging equal
-to three light ploughings; and from his experience of the last year, he is
-of opinion that spade-husbandry is far cheaper than that which is effected
-by the plough. As he reaps his vetches and rye for the pigs, he cuts out
-the stubbles with a bean-hoe for litter; and for the perfect cleansing of
-the ground before he digs it up, he collects the stubbles and clears them
-from earth with a little harrow drawn by the ass, and will pursue the same
-plan with all his stubbles. Last year he cut and bound half an acre of
-wheat himself with a fagging-hook, which I have described in my
-Cyclopædia, in one day; and he and his labourer intend to cut down an acre
-this year in the same way.
-
-I could enumerate many other particulars of this man’s excellent
-husbandry--such as burning the clay of headlands for manuring his
-turnip-crop and cabbage seedling beds--but I fear to be tedious, and
-therefore shall only add, that Johnny Halfacre is a true exemplification
-of the sacred proverb, that “the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.”
-He is always diligent (not only in seed-time and harvest, but all the year
-round), but never so busy with his field or garden crops as to choke the
-seed of God’s word in his heart, and render _that_ unfruitful by sloth or
-negligence. As far as I can judge, he does not permit his worldly to
-supersede his eternal interests; and as he knows the value of the
-_present_ TIME, so does he estimate aright the infinitely superior
-importance of that which is _future_.
-
- * * * * *
-
-IDLENESS.--The worst vices springing from the worst principles--the
-excesses of the libertine, and the outrages of the plunderer--usually take
-their rise from early and unsubdued idleness.--_Farr’s Discourses on
-Education._
-
-
-
-
-LIFE AND ITS ILLUSIONS.
-
- “Lean not on Earth--’twill pierce thee to the heart--
- A broken reed at best, but oft a spear,
- On whose sharp point Peace bleeds, and Hope expires.”
-
- YOUNG.
-
-
- We are but Shadows! None of all those things,
- Formless and vague, that flit upon the wings
- Of wild Imagination round thy couch,
- When Slumber seals thine eyes, is clothed with such
- An unreality as Human Life,
- Cherished and clung to as it is; the fear,
- The thrilling hope, the agonizing strife,
- Are not more unavailing there than here.
- To him who reads what Nature would pourtray,
- What speaks the night? A comment on the day.
- Day dies--Night lives--and, as in dumb derision,
- Mocks the past phantom with her own vain vision!
-
- Man shuts the Volume of the Past for aye--
- A blind slave to the all-absorbing Present,
- He courts debasement, and from day to day
- His wheel of toil revolves, revolves incessant;
- And well may earth-directed zeal be blighted!
- And well may Time laugh selfish hopes to scorn!
- He lives in vain whose reckless years have slighted
- The humbling truth which Penitence and grey
- Hairs teach the Wise, that such cold hopes are born
- Only to dupe and to be thus requited!
- How many such there be!--in whom the thorn
- Which Disappointment plants festers in vain,
- Save as the instrument of sleepless pain--
- Who bear about with them the burning feeling
- And fire of that intolerable word
- Which, inly searching, pierceth, like a sword,
- The breast whose wounds thenceforward know no healing!
-
- Behold the overteeming globe! Its millions
- Bear mournful witness. Cycles, centuries roll,
- That Man may madly forfeit Heaven’s pavilions,
- To hug his darling trammels:--Yet the soul,
- The startled soul, upbounding from the mire
- Of earthliness, and all alive with fears,
- Unsmothered by the lethargy of years
- Whose dates are blanks, at moments _will_ inquire,
- “And whither tends this wasting struggle? Hath
- The living universe no loftier path
- Than that we toil on ever? Must the eye
- Of Hope but light a desert? Shall the high
- Spirit of Enterprise be chilled and bowed
- And grovel in darkness, reft of all its proud
- Prerogatives? Alas! and must Man barter
- The Eternal for the Perishing--but to be
- The world’s applauded and degraded martyr,
- Unsouled, enthralled, and never to be free?”
-
- Ancient of Days! First Cause! Adored! Unknown!
- Who wert, and art, and art to come! The heart
- Yearns, in its lucid moods, to Thee alone!
- Thy name is Love; thy word is Truth; thou art
- The fount of Happiness--the source of Glory--
- Eternity is in thy hands, and Power--
- Oh, from that sphere unrecognised by our
- Slow souls, look down upon a world which, hoary
- In Evil and in Error though it be,
- Retains even yet some trace of that primeval
- Beauty that bloomed upon its brow ere Evil
- And Error wiled it from Thy Love and Thee!
- Look down, and if, while human brows are brightening
- In godless triumph, angel eyes be weeping,
- Publish thy will in syllables of lightning
- And sentences of thunder to the Sleeping!
- Look down, and renovate the waning name
- Of Goodness, and relume the waning light
- Of Truth and Purity!--that all may aim
- At one imperishable crown--the bright
- Guerdon which they who by untired and holy
- Exertion overcome the world, inherit--
- The Self-denying, the Peaceable, the Lowly,
- The truly Merciful, the Poor in spirit!
-
- So shall the end of thine all-perfect plan
- At length be realised in erring Man.
-
-
-
-
-DONNYBROOK.
-
-
-Verily, Donnybrook fair is, to all intents and purposes, “dead and gone;”
-for the modern wretched assemblage of hungry-looking cattle, dogs’-meat
-horses, measly swine, and forlorn-looking human creatures, obliged to
-content themselves with staring at the exterior of the show-booths, for
-want of the means to visit the interior, no more resembles the Donnybrook
-of the past, than a troop of the old “bulkies,” armed with their Arcadian
-crooks, and helmeted with their old woollen nightcaps, resembled a
-squadron of lancers.
-
-Alas! alas! how every thing is altered! No longer does the quiet citizen
-dread the approach of Trinity Sunday; no longer does he think it necessary
-to barricade his windows, and postpone exterior painting for a week or
-two, in order to save his glass and the decorator’s labour from the
-nocturnal industry of the gentle College students.
-
-The students never mustered in much force at Donnybrook, because it
-unluckily came during the long vacation; but there were enough at any time
-to kick up a shindy or scrimmage (by modern innovators called “a row”),
-for, between those who resided in town, and such as for various reasons
-kept the vacation within the College walls, a pretty decent muster could,
-upon an emergency, be called together.
-
-It was upon the 26th of August--isn’t it strange that I should recollect
-the day of the month, though I forget the year!--that Bob O’Gorman, Dan
-Sweeny, Dick Hall, and a few other under-graduates of T.C.D., resolved to
-go to the fair and have a spree.
-
-Dick was a little, delicate, effeminate-looking “ould crab,” and so
-smock-faced that he would easily pass for a girl, and a rather
-good-looking one, if dressed in female attire.
-
-But Dick’s effeminacy was confined to his looks, for his muscular power
-far exceeded that of any man an inch or two more in stature, or a stone
-more in weight. He was a perfect master of the small-sword, had no match
-at single-stick; and woe to the unhappy wretch who fell under the
-discipline of his little bony fists, for he was an accomplished amateur in
-the science of pugilism, then but little known and less practised than
-subsequently by gentlemen.
-
-On the present occasion it was resolved that Dick should sustain the
-character of a girl, and much fun was anticipated from the punishment that
-the remainder of the party would inflict upon any presumptuous individual
-who should dare to molest the modest fair one.
-
-At the end of the double range of tents called “Dame-street,” was one
-called “the Larkers;” and as this was uniformly crowded by citizens of
-Dublin, it was scarcely possible for any one, residing but for a month in
-town, not to be recognised by some person present, who immediately passed
-the name of the new-comer round, and he was surprised (if a raw one) to
-hear himself addressed by name, by persons whom he never saw in his life
-before.
-
-It was at the entrance of this tent that a countryman stood, attired in
-the usual large frieze over-coat (which, from its being worn in summer as
-well as winter, might lead a stranger to suppose that there seldom or
-never is a hot day in Ireland), and accompanied by a pretty,
-bashful-looking girl, apparently fresh from the “interior.” After gaping
-for a considerable time, some gentlemen, amused by the wonderment that he
-exhibited, and probably somewhat touched by his companion’s charms, called
-to him to “come in.” With some reluctance he accepted the invitation, and,
-fearful of intruding upon the “gintlemin,” seated himself awkwardly upon
-the end of a form; up _it_ tilted, and down _he_ went, to the great
-delight of the beholders. Having gathered himself up, he reseated himself
-more firmly, placing “Biddy” near him, she having declined all offers of
-other accommodation pressed on her by the company.
-
-Paddy O’Neill (the name by which he announced himself), having been pretty
-well plied with punch, had grown very voluble, and seemed to be beginning
-to feel himself quite at home, had told many queer stories, and made his
-entertainers laugh very heartily, when two elderly gentlemen, closely
-muffled, entered rather stealthily, and sliding over, suddenly seated
-themselves behind Paddy. Biddy, who had been hitherto quite silent,
-answering every compliment or remark addressed to her only with a smile,
-gave Paddy a nudge, and whispered something into his ear, that caused him
-to turn and gaze at the new arrivals.
-
-“Arrah, thin, Docthor M----, agrah, who’d ha’ thought o’ meetin’ _you_
-here?” said he, addressing one of them, who sprang at the mention of his
-name, as if he had sat on the point of a stray nail; he and his companion
-Dr H----, both senior fellows of Trinity College, having disguised
-themselves, as they thought effectually, for the purpose of seeing, for
-the first time in their lives, the fair, and the fun of it, without being
-recognised in such an uncanonical assemblage. With this object they had
-avoided exposing themselves to the risk of walking down the tent, but had
-merely slipped in to reconnoitre from behind the shelter of the
-frieze-coated customer, who now, so inopportunely and innocently, had
-announced the name of one of them.
-
-“Hold your tongue, sir!” said Dr M.; “you mistake me, sir.”
-
-“Arrah, docthor darlint, sure iv I mistake ye, ye need’nt get into sich a
-comflusthration about id; bud sure I know ye too well to mistake ye. Sure,
-aint I the boy that had the misforthin to dhrop yer honor’s riverince into
-the bog-hole, whin ye wint out to make believe ye were snipe shootin’,
-down at Colonel Thrench’s, last Candlemas was a twelmonth.”
-
-“I don’t know you, sir!” roared the doctor in an agony, hoping by his
-ferocity to overawe the countryman into silence; but Paddy had taken too
-much punch to notice the tone, and seemed incapable of entertaining or
-following up more than one idea at a time, and the one now before him was
-that of forcing himself, will he nill he, upon the recollection of the
-worthy doctor.
-
-“Ye don’t know me!--well, listen to that!--ye don’t know me!--oh, well, iv
-that does’nt flog! Arrah, thin, maybe ye don’t recollect the bog-hole that
-ye wanted me to carry ye over, an’ ye war so mortial heavy that my fut
-slipped, an’ I had the luck to fall an my face, jist at the very edge iv
-the slush, an’ ye pitched right-over, head foremost, into the very middle
-iv id; an’ iv id was’nt for the good luck that yer legs stuck out, jist
-the laste taste in life, by which I got a hould iv ye, sure would’nt ye be
-lost intirely? An’ don’t ye”----
-
-“Hold your tongue, you infernal scoundrel!” roared the enraged doctor, who
-saw that every eye was fixed upon him, and every one’s attention drawn to
-the spot, from the eagerness of manner and stentorian voice of Paddy,
-whose reminiscence had produced a roar of laughter. Escape, too, was
-utterly hopeless, for the tent had been filling, and the doorway was
-blocked up by those who were pressing forward from the outside to get a
-view of the speaker. “Hold your tongue, sirrah; you mistake me for some
-one else. I never was thrown into a bog-hole in my life.”
-
-“Oh! pillelieu! meellia murther! listen to that--as iv any one that iver
-seen Docthor M-- ov Thrinity College could iver mistake him agin; bud sure
-Docthor H-- there ’ill may be help out yer mimory [Dr H-- gave a writhe,
-for he had hoped to have escaped, at least]; sure he was at the colonel’s
-whin ye war brought home in the muck.”
-
-This announcement of the names and address of both the unfortunate
-betrayed, was received with a shout, whilst Paddy’s earnestness to free
-himself from the charge of having blundered, increased every moment, and
-reminiscence followed reminiscence, each in a louder tone than the
-preceding, until his argument became a perfect shout, whilst the unlucky
-S.F.T.C.D.’s strove to out-bellow him with their denials, and the audience
-laughed, shouted, and danced with glee at the fun.
-
-“I protest,” bawled Dr H--, “that I do not know Colonel Trench. You
-mistake, my honest man; I never was at his place in my life. My friend
-here, Dr M--, knows him, and has been there often; but I have not, I
-assure you.”
-
-“Oh! you ass,” bellowed Dr M--, “what do you acknowledge my name for? ’Tis
-no wonder they call you ‘Leatherhead H--.’”
-
-A renewed roar followed this piece of blundering recrimination.
-
-“Never at Colonel Thrench’s!--not you!--oh! ye desavin’ ould villain!”
-screamed the hitherto silent Biddy. “Not you!--Do ye know me!--do ye!--do
-ye!!--Do-o-o-o-o ye!!!” every repetition of “do ye” being louder and
-longer than the last, until she finished in a terrific long shriek,
-squeezing her hands together upon her knees, and stamping alternately with
-her feet, with a rapidity that gave the effect of a shake to her voice.
-
-“I do protest and declare,” shouted the worthy doctor, “that I never, to
-my knowledge, saw your face before.”
-
-“Arrah, Biddy, avourneen, is this the ould Turk that ye tould me about,
-bud would’nt mintion his name, that was so imperant to ye? Scraub his
-face, the ould thief! and let me see iv he dar purvint ye, my darlin’.
-Tache him to behave himself to unpurtected faymales!”
-
-Biddy, who seemed quite inclined to forestall her companion’s orders, had
-sprung upon the unlucky doctor before the sentence was half finished. He
-strove in vain to shake her off; she clung to him like a wild-cat,
-screaming, shrieking, scolding, biting, scratching, and tearing, until at
-length she maddened him past all endurance by pulling two handfuls of hair
-successively out of the little that remained on his skull, for which he
-repaid her with two furious blows.
-
-The spectators, who had hitherto looked on, and merely laughed at the
-entire affair as an excellent joke, had undergone a change of sentiment
-upon hearing the innuendo contained in Paddy’s last speech; and, no longer
-considering the old gentlemen as a pair of innocents amusingly “blown,”
-they now looked upon them as a pair of wicked old profligates, worse than
-young ones; and one, more zealous than the rest, shouting out “shame! to
-strike the girl,” stretched Dr H-- with a blow.
-
-Dr M., irascible at all times, now lost all self-possession, and, unable
-to reach his friend’s new assailant, turned furiously upon the cause of
-all his woe, and bestowed a shower of blows with his stick upon Paddy,
-before the latter had time to bring his cudgel to parry them. He soon
-recovered himself, however, and from defendant quickly became assailant.
-
-Many of the bystanders indignantly called out, “Murder the ould
-villain--knock out his brains, Paddy. That’s right, Biddy; flitther him!”
-and several proceeded to give a helping hand to the good work; but others
-thought it was a shame for a whole lot of people to fall upon two, and in
-their love for justice they ranged themselves alongside the reverend
-doctors, shouting, “fair play’s a jewel!” The fight thickened, volunteers
-joining either rank every moment, in the laudable endeavour to keep up the
-balance of power. Biddy had quitted her grip of the doctor, and was now,
-to the surprise of those who had time to look about them (and they were
-few), engaged in the endeavour to wrench a stick out of the hands of a
-huge hulk of an Englishman, who, having merely gone to see the fun at
-Donnybrook, without the most remote idea of joining in a fight, could not
-be persuaded of the necessity of giving his stick, as he did not intend to
-use it himself, to one who _did_, and that one “a female!” At first he
-laughed; but he was quickly obliged to put forth all his strength to
-retain it, and, whilst twisting about, he caught a stray blow that floored
-him; he fell against a table, which of course overset; the confusion
-increased, when a shout suddenly arose, “Hurrah for Dr M--! Hurrah for Dr
-H--! College to the rescue!--Trinity!--Trinity!”
-
-At the well-known war-cry of the students, several changed sides; those
-who had just been defending the doctors now turned upon them, whilst many
-of their late assailants ranged themselves on their side. The citizens,
-thinking that the number of students must be small, rushed to the spot, to
-pay off sundry old scores; but one would imagine that the cry of “Trinity!
-Trinity!” which resounded on all sides, was a sort of spell, or
-incantation, that raised spirits from the earth, so many voices responded
-to the call.
-
-The unfortunate doctors, who had just expected nothing short of utter
-annihilation, felt their spirits rise at the prospect of aid and rescue,
-and bellowed with might and main, “Trinity! Trinity!” and in a few minutes
-they were the nucleus of a fight in which the whole fair had joined.
-
-“The poliss!--the poliss!--here come the bloody poliss!” was now the cry;
-and the horse police dashed into the mob with their customary ardour,
-their spurs fastened in their horses’ flanks causing them to plunge, and
-bite, and kick most furiously, and laying about them with their swords,
-cutting at every thing and every one within their reach; luckily they did
-not know the sword exercise, and, therefore, when they struck with the
-edge, it was only by accident. In a jiffy, the reverend seniors, caught in
-the very act of shouting “Trinity!” were handcuffed, as were also the
-Englishman, who got a blow of a sabre from a policeman that nearly took
-off his ear, for attempting to expostulate; Paddy, who submitted quietly;
-and Biddy, after a severe tussle, in which she reefed one policeman’s
-face, and nearly bit the thumb off another. They were all put together
-into a jingle, and conducted by a mounted escort to town; the police
-hurrying them for fear of a rescue, by keeping continually whaling the
-driver with the flats of their swords, and prodding the horse with the
-points, which so enraged the jarvy, that when he got near the corner of
-Leeson-street, Stephen’s-green, where two or three hundred of his
-brethren were assembled, having whipped his Rosinante into a gallop, he
-drove against a brewer’s dray, by which his traces were smashed, his horse
-set free, the jingle locked fast, and he, springing off his perch, shouted
-out, “down with the bloody poliss!”
-
-In an instant the mob rushed upon them. Paddy and Biddy, with an alacrity
-and agility truly astonishing, sprang from the lofty vehicle, plunged into
-the crowd (where there were plenty of willing hands to free them from the
-handcuffs), and escaped. Nor were the worthy doctors slow in following
-their example, the only prisoner that remained being the bewildered
-Englishman, who suffered “only” a three months’ incarceration in his
-majesty’s jail of Newgate for going to see Donnybrook, and the fun at it,
-his sentence having been mercifully mitigated, in consideration of its
-being his first offence!
-
-“Well,” said Dr H--, when he went with his head bandaged up, a shade over
-his right eye, and about twenty bits of sticking plaster stuck over his
-face, to visit Dr M-- (who was unable to leave his bed for a week), “well,
-what a fool I was to be persuaded by you to go to Donnybrook fair! what a
-pretty exhibition we would have made at the police office this morning!
-Was it not most fortunate that we made our escape?”
-
-“I have been thinking,” said (or rather groaned) Dr M--, “who that
-scoundrelly country fellow could be. I never fell into a bog in my
-life--that was all a lie; and still the blackguard’s face was familiar to
-me.”
-
-“I think he was very like that scapegrace Robert O’Gorman, only that he
-had light hair; and though I could take my oath I know nothing of that
-infamous little wretch that they called Biddy, yet I do think I have seen
-her face before--hum”--
-
-“Could it have been that he disguised himself, eh! I’ll inquire into it,
-and if he did, by”--
-
-“I think, my dear M--, you had better let it alone; the less _we_ say
-about it the better. You know we really led the fight--that’s a fact that
-can’t be denied; though it surprises me how we were hooked into it.”
-
-A rustle at the door, followed by a loud knock, announced that the
-newspaper had been thrust into the letter-box, from which Dr H--
-immediately extracted it; and as he glanced over the page, the following
-paragraph met his eye. It was headed “Disgraceful and fatal riot at
-Donnybrook:”
-
-“It is with mingled feelings of indignation, horror, and contempt, that we
-feel bound, in discharge of our imperative, onerous, and painful duty to
-the public, to give publicity to one of the most astounding, frightful,
-and overwhelming facts which it has ever fallen to our lot, as faithful
-journalists, to record. The peaceable, gentle, and innoxious inhabitants
-of the village of Donnybrook, and the casual visitors who sought a little
-innocent recreation at the fair now being holden, were yesterday evening
-thrown into a state of the utmost alarm, confusion, and dismay, by a
-barefaced attempt to carry off by brutal force a young girl from the
-guardianship and protection of her brother. It appears that they had gone
-into a tent to rest and refresh themselves (having probably over-exerted
-their light fantastic toes), when their savage assailants (respecting
-whose rank and station various rumours are afloat, which for the present
-we forbear from mentioning) rushed upon them, and endeavoured to force her
-away. The indignant bystanders interfered to prevent the outrage,
-when--will it, can it be believed? our pen trembles, and a cold thrill
-runs through us as we write it!--the worse than Indian war-whoop, the yell
-of the collegians, was raised, and their numbers would in all human
-probability have succeeded, but for the timely interference of the police,
-to whose humanity, promptitude, and forbearance, upon the trying occasion,
-too much praise cannot be given. The riot was not quelled until the
-military were called out, and by three o’clock this morning all was again
-quiet. Up to the time of going to press we had only heard of sixteen lives
-being lost.
-
-Second Edition.--We stop the press to announce that no lives have been
-lost; but Sir Patrick Dunn’s, the Meath, and Mercer’s hospitals, are
-crowded with wounded. N.B. The soldiers were not called out.
-
-Third Edition.--Dr Fitzgerald has just informed us that there are no
-wounded in either Sir Patrick’s, the Meath, or Mercer’s.”
-
-“Well,” said Dr H--, “if they are not there, we at least know where some
-of them are.”
-
- NAISI.
-
-
-
-
-WHAT IS THE USE OF WATER?
-
-
-Why is it that of the whole surface of this globe, we may consider that
-three-fourths are covered by water, and that only one-fourth is in a
-condition to be permanently inhabited by human beings? Is there any great
-object in nature served by this? Is there any law of nature which would
-prevent the proportion being one-fourth water to three-fourths land, or
-even less water? In fact, what after all is the great use of water upon
-the large scale in nature?
-
-First of all, although three-fourths of the globe are now covered with
-water, there is no reason to suppose that it has been always so. On the
-contrary, it is quite certain that the proportion between land and water
-has changed very much and very frequently; that the whole continent of
-Europe was at one time the bed of an immense sea, when probably there was
-a great continent where the Pacific Ocean is now spread; that even Old
-Ireland was once not merely what Admiral Yorke wished her to be,
-forty-eight hours under water, but probably many thousand years in that
-condition; and that the great tract of limestone which occupies all the
-centre of the country, is nothing more than a collection of the skeletons
-of shell-fish, her first inhabitants, which by time and pressure have been
-converted into the hard material of which we build our houses, and which
-we burn into lime. There is thus no particular reason why there should be
-three times as much water at present as land, but it is easy to show that
-water on the great, as well as on the small scale, is of paramount
-importance in nature.
-
-Water is a portion of the food of all living beings. In the case of
-animals, the bodies from whence they derive nutriment are so varied and so
-complex, that to illustrate the peculiar part which water plays in each,
-would occupy too much space. In all our drinks, even in ardent spirits,
-there is a very large quantity of water, and our solid food very seldom
-contains less than nine-tenths of its weight of water. The living body is
-even less solid. A man weighing 150 lbs. would, if perfectly dried, weigh
-not more than 10 lbs., the other 140 lbs. being water. It is to the
-existence of this quantity of water that we owe the elasticity, the
-softness, and pliability of the different portions of our frame, the
-animal tissues being, when dry, hard and brittle as dry glue.
-
-The nutrition of vegetables furnishes a beautiful and simple example of
-the use of water in nature. The body of the vegetable, the proper wood,
-may be considered as being composed of water and of charcoal; and hence,
-when we heat a piece of wood until we decompose it, the water is expelled,
-and carbon or charcoal remains behind. In order to grow, a plant must
-therefore get water and charcoal in a form fit for its use, that is, in
-such a form as it can make food of, and digest them. For this, the carbon
-is supplied in the carbonic acid which the air contains, and the water in
-the state of vapour which the air contains also, and which is continually
-descending under the form of dew and rain to moisten the leaves and the
-roots of the plants, when it has been absorbed into the ground. All the
-water which is absorbed by plants is not assimilated, or digested; a great
-part is again thrown out by the surface of the leaves; for, precisely as
-the air which an animal expires from the lungs in breathing is loaded with
-vapour, so is there a process of perspiration from the surface of the
-leaves, which are the lungs of plants. For the formation of substances
-which are peculiar to certain plants, other substances are required as
-food, thus, most plants require nitrogen, which is accordingly furnished
-abundantly in atmospheric air; others must have access to sulphur, in
-order to flourish; but this depends, as it were, upon particular branches
-of manufacture in which the plant is engaged; for its own support, for
-making wood, and the tissue of its leaves and vessels, it uses only water
-and carbonic acid.
-
-The conversion of water into steam or invisible vapour by boiling, is one
-of the best known facts in science; but by a little attention we can
-observe that this change takes place at almost all temperatures, although
-much less rapidly. Thus, if a little water be laid in a plate, it is soon
-dried up, and wet clothes, by being hung up in the air, are very soon
-completely dried. Even below the temperature at which water freezes, it
-still evaporates; and thus, when a fall of snow is succeeded by a
-continued frost, the snow gradually disappears from the fields without
-having melted, evaporating while yet solid. From the surface of all the
-water of the globe, therefore, there is continually ascending a stream of
-watery vapour; but as the proportion of sea is so much greater than that
-of land, we may look upon the ocean as being the source of the watery
-vapour of the air upon the large scale.
-
-Now, watery vapour is lighter than air, and hence the vapour, as soon as
-formed, ascends in the air like a balloon, until it arrives at a part of
-the air which is of its own specific gravity. The air in these higher
-regions is extremely cold, and the vapour can no longer maintain itself
-under the form of invisible steam: it is condensed, and would immediately
-fall back to its source as rain or hail, but for a singular property which
-it acquires at the moment of being vaporised. When water evaporates, it
-becomes highly electrified, and could attract a feather, or other light
-bodies, like a stick of sealing-wax which has been rubbed briskly on a
-woollen cloth. Now, the vapour which passes off is electrified also; and
-while in this state of electricity, it, on arriving at the colder regions
-of the air, cannot condense, to form liquid water. The minute particles of
-the water repel each other too violently, in virtue of their
-electricities, to form drops, but they constitute the great loose
-collections of clouds which diversify so much the appearance of our sky.
-The clouds being thus highly electrical, and being very light, are
-attracted by the tops of mountains and high lands, or by elevated
-buildings; and, giving off their electricity, the particles of water
-coalesce, to form drops which descend as rain. In this country the air is
-so damp that in general the discharge of the electricity of the clouds
-takes place quietly and silently; but in summer, and in dry climates, it
-produces the vivid flashings and injurious effects of the lightning, and
-the re-echoed rattle of the thunder-clap.
-
-When water is cooled, it diminishes in bulk like other bodies; but at a
-particular temperature it deviates from the general law of contraction,
-and by doing so, becomes, perhaps, the most striking example of
-providential design that is to be met with in inorganic nature. Cold water
-is specifically heavier than warm water, in consequence of the contraction
-it has undergone, and hence will sink in it, as water would sink in oil.
-Now, if we consider the surface of a lake exposed to the cooling action of
-a wintry wind, the water which is first cooled becomes heavier, and,
-sinking to the bottom, is replaced by the warmer water, which floats up to
-the top; there is thus a current established of cold water descending and
-of warmer water rising up. This continues until all the water in the lake
-has been cooled down to the temperature at which its specific gravity is
-greatest, which is about 40 degrees, or about eight degrees above the
-point at which it begins to freeze. The action of the cold wind
-continuing, the water at the surface is still further cooled; but now, in
-place of contracting, it expands--instead of becoming heavier, it becomes
-lighter, and remains floating upon the surface. It is then still further
-cooled, and finally its temperature being reduced to 32 degrees, it
-freezes, and a layer of ice is formed on the surface of the lake. This
-ice, and the cold water next it, are impermeable to heat: it actually
-serves as a blanket to the water at 40 degrees which is below, preventing
-the escape of the heat, and retaining it at that temperature, sufficient
-for the purposes to which it is subservient; for at the temperature of 40
-degrees, the life and enjoyments of all the various tribes of animals and
-vegetables which reside permanently under the surface of the water are
-perfectly secured, at least for a very considerable time; the water
-holding dissolved a quantity of oxygen for the animal respiration, and the
-vegetables living on the carbonic acid which is formed by the respiration
-of the fish. On the approach of spring, the warmer air, and the rays of
-the more elevated sun, act directly on the surface of the ice, and each
-portion of water formed by melting, becoming heavier, sinks, so as to
-expose the ice itself to the source of heat. Thus the ice is rapidly
-dissolved, and after a few days the lake throws off its wintry aspect
-altogether.
-
-Now, if water did not possess this peculiarity of being heaviest at the
-particular temperature of 40 degrees--if it contracted according as it was
-cooled, up to the moment of freezing, as almost all other liquids do, what
-would be the result? The cold wind acting on the surface of the lake, and
-the water becoming heavier by being cooled, the circulation would continue
-until all the water had been cooled to the point at which it freezes. The
-ice would then form indifferently in all portions of it, at the bottom and
-in the centre, as well as on the surface; and by the continued action of
-the source of cold, the wind, the whole mass of water in the lake would be
-frozen into a solid block of ice. The watery sap in the vessels of the
-aquatic plants, the blood in fishes and other animals inhabiting the
-water, would be equally frozen, and all these living beings consequently
-killed. Further, on the approach of summer, by the first heating action
-of the air and sun, a layer of ice, of a few inches thick upon the
-surface, would be melted, but the water thus produced would, by being
-impenetrable to heat, prevent the great body of ice below from being
-affected. Just as, in reality, the cold water at the surface prevents the
-warmer water below from being cooled, so then it would prevent the colder
-ice below from being warmed; and hence the heats of summer passing over
-without the melting process extending beyond a few feet in depth, the
-first cold days of the next winter would solidify all again.
-
-In every country, therefore, where at present water is frozen at all in
-winter, we should have there established the reign of perpetual frost. By
-the presence of such large masses of ice, the temperature of the ground
-would be so much reduced, that, in place of the rich herbage of our
-meadows, and the luxuriant produce of our corn-fields, we should have our
-country yielding a scanty support to wandering herds of deer, in the
-mosses and lichens that could be scraped up from beneath the snow. The
-oaks, the beeches, the horse-chesnuts, which give such beauty to our
-sylvan scenery, would disappear, and the monotony of wildernesses of the
-Scotch fir and of the spruce would be varied only by patches of stunted
-birch. The countries nearer the tropics would be gradually brought into
-the same condition, by the depression of their mean temperature; and thus,
-in a short time after water had ceased to possess this peculiar property,
-the whole surface of the globe would be reduced to the condition of which
-we now happily only read in the tales of the arctic voyagers; and all
-commerce, manufactures, and civilization, would be banished from the
-earth. Of such value is this little peculiarity of water!
-
-A property of water, which, however, unlike the former, it shares with all
-other liquids, is, that when it freezes it gives out a large quantity of
-heat; and that conversely, in order that ice may melt, it must obtain,
-from some other source, a quantity equally considerable. Consequently,
-water freezes and ice melts very slowly; and that it should melt thus
-slowly, is of essential importance in animated nature. If in spring or
-summer, when vegetable life is in activity, when the development of
-leaves, of flowers, and fruit, is at its greatest energy, end all the
-vessels of the plant are distended with its nutritious juices, were it
-suddenly exposed to cold, the sap would be frozen, and by the expansion of
-the ice the vegetable tissues torn to pieces, and the plant killed. In the
-thin extremities, as in the leaves, such is the effect of the frost of a
-single night; but as the fluids, yielding but gradually up their latent
-heat, solidify very slowly, the injury does not extend so far as to be
-beyond the remedial powers of the plant itself. In another way, however,
-the peculiar latent heat of water is of still more importance. If there
-was no large collection of water on the globe, the change of seasons would
-be amazingly more rapid and more remarkable than they at present are. A
-change in the direction of the wind, the alteration which a few weeks
-should effect in the position of the sun, would transfer us from the depth
-of the severest colds of winter to the summer heats. These colds and heats
-would also be much greater than they at present are, and an approximation
-to this actually occurs in countries far distant from the sea. The central
-districts of Europe and of Asia have what are termed continental climates
-to distinguish them from ours, which is called insular. Their summers are
-hotter, their winters are much colder, and the spring and autumn seasons
-of passage, which with us might be said to occupy most of the year, are in
-those countries of only a few weeks’, or even a few days’, duration. In
-fact, when on the cessation of summer the first cold winds tend to bring
-on the winter, and to bind up our lakes in frost, the first portion of
-water frozen becomes, by giving up its latent heat, a source of warmth
-which tempers the chilly air, and retards its action on the remainder. The
-water freezes thus very slowly. The vegetables, and certain classes of
-animals, feeling the cold of winter thus gradually coming on, prepare to
-meet it without injury. The motion of the sap in the one, that of the
-blood in the other class of living beings, becomes slower, and, dropping
-its leaves and fruit, the tree retains but its firm trunk, within which
-its energies are preserved for the ensuing season; whilst the hedgehog,
-the viper, the frog, and other animals, retire to their hiding-places, and
-in a state of almost lifeless stupor remain until the warmth of the
-succeeding spring calls them to renewed existence.
-
-In the formation of the insular climate which we possess, another power of
-water, however, equally or perhaps more influential, can be traced. There
-issues continually from the ocean at the equator, as the earth revolves, a
-current of water considerably warmer than that which bathes our shores.
-This current becoming sensible first in the Gulf of Mexico, is called the
-Gulf Stream; it passes obliquely across the Atlantic, floating on the
-colder water of the ocean, which tends in a direction nearly opposite to
-replace it, and thus diffuses over the coasts of North America and Europe
-the heat which it had absorbed within the torrid zone. The northerly
-winds, which would bring down a sudden winter on us, are therefore
-tempered by passing over the warmer surface of the ocean; whilst the hot
-winds from the south, which on the approach of spring might make too
-premature a change, expend, in passing over the great expanse of sea, a
-portion of their heat; and thus the transition in both directions is
-rendered more gradual and harmless.
-
-These are but a few of the important duties which are allotted to water in
-its place in nature. It in other respects presents an equally interesting
-subject of examination, and it is one to which we shall return. From its
-value as the great agent of nutrition to the vegetable world, and the
-necessity of a supply of it to animals; from its power in modifying the
-appearance and structure of a country, changing land into sea, and
-elevating banks where deep water had been before, the philosophers of old
-looked upon water as the origin of all earthly things, as being above all
-others the element of nature. It is not so: water is not an element. Among
-other wonders which chemistry has taught us, we have learned of what water
-is composed; and on another occasion we shall describe the way in which
-its elements may be obtained.
-
- K.
-
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-
-CELEBRATION OF THE FOURTH OF JULY IN NEW YORK.--On this day, the
-anniversary of American independence, all creation appeared to be
-independent; some of the horses particularly so, for they would not troop
-“in no line not nohow.” Some preferred going sideways, like crabs; others
-went backwards, some would not go at all, others went a great deal too
-fast, and not a few parted company with their riders, whom they kicked off
-just to show their independence. And the women were in the same
-predicament: they might dance right or dance left; it was only out of the
-frying-pan into the fire, for it was pop, pop; bang, bang; fiz, pop, bang;
-so that you literally trod upon gunpowder. The troops did not march in
-very good order, because, independently of their not knowing how, there
-was a good deal of independence to contend with. At one time an omnibus
-and four would drive in and cut off the general and his staff from his
-division; at another, a cart would roll in and insist upon following close
-upon the band of music; so that it was a mixed procession--generals,
-omnibus and four, music, cart-loads of bricks, troops, omnibus and pair,
-artillery, hackney-coach, &c. “Roast pig” is the favourite “independent”
-dish, and in New York on the above day are “six miles of roast pig.” viz.
-three miles of booths on each side of Broadway, and roast pig in each
-booth! Rockets are fired in the streets, some running horizontally up the
-pavement, and sticking into the back of a passenger; and others mounting
-slanting-dicularly, and Paul-Prying into the bedroom windows on the third
-floor or attics, just to see how things are going on there. On this day,
-too, all America gets tipsy.--_Captain Marryatt’s Diary in America._
-
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-
-IRISH DRAMATIC TALENT.--Difference of taste makes it difficult, if not
-impossible, to say which is the best comedy in the English language. Many,
-however, are of opinion that there are three which more particularly
-dispute the palm--namely, “She Stoops to Conquer,” “The School for
-Scandal,” and “The Heiress;” and it is remarkable that the authors of
-these three beautiful productions were all Irishmen--Goldsmith, Sheridan,
-and Murphy.--_Literary World._
-
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-
-THE MORNING.--The _sweetness_ of the morning is perhaps its least charm.
-It is the renewed vigour it implants in all around that affects us--man,
-animals, birds, plants, vegetation, flowers. Refreshed and soothed with
-sleep, man opens his heart; he is alive to Nature, and Nature’s God, and
-his mind is more intelligent, because more fresh. He seems to drink of the
-dew like the flowers, and feels the same reviving effect.--_Illustrations
-of Human Life._
-
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- Office of the General Advertiser, No. 6, Church Lane, College Green,
- Dublin.--Agents:--London: R. GROOMBRIDGE, Panyer Alley, Paternoster
- Row. Manchester: SIMMS and DINHAM, Exchange Street. Liverpool: J.
- DAVIES, North John Street. Birmingham: J. DRAKE. Bristol: M.
- BINGHAM, Broad Street. Edinburgh: FRASER and CRAWFORD, George
- Street. Glasgow: DAVID ROBERTSON, Trongate.
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-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span></p>
-
-<h1>THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL.</h1>
-
-<table summary="Headline layout">
- <tr>
- <td class="smcap">Number 8.</td>
- <td class="center">SATURDAY, AUGUST 22, 1840.</td>
- <td class="right smcap">Volume I.</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class="figcenter gap4" style="width: 500px;">
-<img src="images/lighthouse.jpg" width="500" height="415" alt="The Howth lighthouse" />
-</div>
-
-<h2>THE HOWTH LIGHTHOUSE.</h2>
-
-<p>The bold and nearly insulated promontory called the Hill of
-Howth, which forms the north-eastern terminus of the Bay of
-Dublin, would in itself supply abundant materials for a topographical
-volume&mdash;and a most interesting work it might be
-made. For the geologist, botanist, and naturalist, it has an
-abundant store of attractions, while its various ancient monuments
-of every class and age, from the regal fortress, the
-sepulchral cairn, and the cromleac of Pagan times, to the
-early Christian oratory, the abbey and the baronial hall of
-later years, would supply an equally ample stock of materials
-for the antiquary and the historian. With all, or most of these
-features, we propose to make our readers somewhat familiar
-in our future numbers; but our present purpose is only to give
-some account of one of its most recently erected structures&mdash;the
-singularly picturesque and beautiful lighthouse, which we
-have attempted to depict in our prefixed illustration.</p>
-
-<p>The Baily lighthouse, as it is popularly called, is situated
-at the eastern extremity of Howth, on a nearly perpendicular
-rock, whose vertex is elevated one hundred and ten feet above
-high-water mark. This rock, which is nearly insulated, is the
-terminus of a long and narrow peninsula of still higher altitude,
-which stretches out into the sea from the eastern end of the
-promontory, and whose cliffs are equally precipitous on both
-sides, so that the most striking and romantic views of the lighthouse
-can be had from various points, in some commanding the
-horizon-bound sea, and in others the Bay of Dublin, with all
-its delightful sceneries of wooded country and mountain ranges.
-The view which we have chosen for our illustration is taken
-from the northern side of this peninsula, that presented from
-the other side having been already published in several popular
-works; but we trust that this view will not be deemed less
-striking or picturesque; and we are of opinion that a more
-romantic subject of its kind is not to be found in the empire.</p>
-
-<p>The lighthouse is itself an object of great interest and
-beauty, and is constructed according to the most approved
-models of modern times. Its form is that of a frustrated cone,
-supporting a lantern which exhibits a fixed bright light.
-The illumination, according to the system now generally
-adopted by the Trinity-house, is produced by a set of reflectors
-ground to the parabolic form, in the foci of which twenty
-large oil lamps are placed: an outer gallery, lightly but securely
-railed, surrounds the dome. Connected with the building on its
-east side, there is a large room, which opens by folding doors
-on a platform, and where an excellent telescope is kept, by
-means of which the shoals which obstruct the entrance to the
-bay may be distinctly observed&mdash;namely, the great Kish, and
-the Bennet and Burford banks, which are links of the chain
-extending along the Wicklow and Wexford coasts, and called<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
-the Irish grounds. These, though not visible, are distinctly
-marked in stormy weather by the surf, which breaks over them
-with uncommon violence, and form a dangerous obstruction to
-the approach to the bay.</p>
-
-<p>The Baily lighthouse was erected by the Ballast Board of
-Dublin in 1814, previous to which time the Howth light, as it
-was commonly called, stood on a hill considerably more to the
-north, and at an elevation of more than three hundred feet
-above sea level. This circumstance of its great elevation, led,
-however, to its being abandoned, and the erection of the Baily
-lighthouse in its place, as it was found to be frequently involved
-in clouds and mist, while lower stations were clear and
-well defined.</p>
-
-<p>The Baily lighthouse is a spot of no less antiquarian than
-picturesque interest. Its name, which is cognate with the Latin
-<i lang="la">ballium</i>, is derived from an ancient circular stone fortress
-which encircled the apex of the rock, and of which considerable
-remains existed previous to the erection of the present
-buildings. This great keep was fortified by three earthen
-walls, with deep intervening ditches placed at the entrance to
-the narrow peninsula, and by extending from one side of it to
-the other, cut it off completely from the promontory. These
-works still remain, though in a very ruinous state; yet they
-are sufficiently distinct to mark their purpose, and to convey
-a good idea of the style of military defensive works in use in
-extremely remote times. They will be found marked on the
-Ordnance map.</p>
-
-<p>In the popular traditions of Howth, these works&mdash;like most
-others in Ireland, the real origin of which has been forgotten&mdash;are
-ascribed to the Danes, a remnant of whom, after the
-battle of Clontarf in 1014, were supposed to have fortified
-themselves in this peninsula, till they were carried off in their
-vessels. But such tradition is wholly opposed to history, and
-the works themselves exhibit sufficient evidences of its fallacy;
-they belong to a much earlier age, being nothing less
-than the remains of Dun-Criomthan (pronounced Dun-Criffan),
-the fortress of Criomthan Nia-nair, who, according to our
-ancient histories, ascended the throne of Ireland in the year
-74, and who, after being dethroned, died in this fastness in the
-year 90, after a reign of sixteen years. His sepulchral cairn&mdash;crowning
-the summit of Sliabh-Martin, the highest pinnacle
-of the ancient Bin-edair&mdash;is still to be seen.</p>
-
-<p>A century or two more will wholly obliterate these remains
-of the once powerful prince and warrior Criomthan; but his
-celebrity belongs to history, and will not thus pass away. It
-was in the third year of his reign that Agricola fortified the
-bounds of the Roman empire in Britain from the incursions of
-the Picts and Irish, the latter, it is said, led by the monarch
-Criomthan himself, who, according to our annalist, returned
-to Ireland, loaded with spoil, as thus stated in the record of his
-death in the Annals of the Four Masters:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Criomthan Nia-nair, sixteen years monarch of Ireland,
-died, after his illustrious foreign expedition. It was from that
-expedition he brought home the noble spoils; the golden chariot,
-the golden chess-board studded with three hundred sparkling
-gems, and the <i lang="ga">ceth-criomthan</i>, which was a parti-coloured
-shirt, interwoven with gold. He also brought with him a
-battle-giving sword, having various figures of serpents engraved
-upon it, and inlaid with gold; a shield embossed with
-bright silver; a spear which gave an incurable wound; a sling
-from which no erring cast could be thrown; two hounds linked
-together by a chain of silver; together with many other valuable
-rarities.”</p>
-
-<p>How long after this period Dun-Criomthan existed as a
-fortress, it would perhaps be impossible now to ascertain, but
-from the following record in the Annals above quoted, it would
-appear to have been preserved at least for six centuries:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“A. C. 646. The battle of Dun-Criomthan was gained by
-Conall and Kellach (co-monarchs of Ireland), the two sons of
-Maolcobha, over Aongus, the son of Donall. Aongus was
-killed in this battle, as was also Cathasach, the son of Donall,
-his brother.”</p>
-
-<p>These notices, which have not hitherto appeared in an English
-form, of a highly interesting historical remain, not previously
-identified by the antiquarian topographer, will, it is
-hoped, impart a new interest to the Baily of Howth; but, independently
-of such claims on our attention, its singular picturesqueness
-should have made it long since not only more
-familiarly known to the visitors of our capital, but also to
-ourselves.</p>
-
-<p class="right">P.</p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4" id="JOHNNY_HALFACRE_OR_THE_VALUE_OF_TIME">JOHNNY HALFACRE; OR, THE VALUE OF TIME.</h2>
-
-<p class="center">BY MARTIN DOYLE.</p>
-
-<p>Statesmen and professional men, whether occupying stations
-of eminence, or struggling to attain them, duly estimate the
-importance of time; they know the value of an hour too well to
-mis-spend it. The lawyer of high practice, during the term season,
-steadily pursuing his laborious studies, and determined to
-overcome every difficulty in his pursuit of professional rank
-and wealth, rises early, and borrows from the night so many
-of those hours which are spent in rest and sleep by men of less
-mental activity, that he leaves himself but a very contracted
-measure of time for those essential purposes. As to dining
-out with friends at this period of care and labour, he rarely
-ventures to indulge in such a recreation; or if he does on some
-very particular occasion, such is the discipline of his mind,
-such the strength of his self-denying habits, that he can rise
-from the table at a prescribed moment, and with a cool lawyer-like
-head apply to his nocturnal labours as if there had been
-no interruption of an exciting nature.</p>
-
-<p>The physician&mdash;I do not mean him who is regularly called
-out of church, or from the social party, by his servant, under
-the pretence of a pressing call, but the real and laborious practitioner,
-to whom minutes are money and fame&mdash;will not idle
-away an hour; neither will the sober steady shopkeeper, until
-he has realized an independence, absent himself from his counter
-as long as there is a reasonable chance of a customer dropping
-in; nor the operative mechanic, who has to finish his
-piece of work within a prescribed time, and who will contrive
-to do it even in despite of all the petty interruptions to which
-he is liable.</p>
-
-<p>Time is proportionably valuable to the meanest peasant who
-possesses a cabbage garden, and if properly estimated and
-applied, will add to his comforts in a degree of which, he who
-is habitually uncalculating and unthrifty in this respect can
-have but little notion.</p>
-
-<p>This I am anxious to impress upon the class of labourers,
-many of whom I hope can read what I write, for in them I
-take an especial interest, probably because they are the least
-cared for of any class in the community. Some of them perhaps
-will say, with a show of reality, “If <em>our</em> time were to bring
-us in such profits as the counsellor and the doctor make,
-we would be busy too, and no one would see us standing idle,
-sitting on a ditch side, or smoking and coshering by the fireside,
-or talking to the neighbours, of a wet day, in a forge.
-If we could be coining guineas as easily as the likes of them
-makes the money, sitting in their soft chairs, and never doing
-a hand’s turn of work that would tire their limbs, we would;
-but what <em>could</em> we make, after our regular day’s work, if we
-can get that same, out of a bit of a garden, that would better
-us any thing to signify?”</p>
-
-<p>Now, I shall show them by actual facts what they <em>could</em> in
-many cases do.</p>
-
-<p>Johnny Halfacre is a little farmer, whom I occasionally see,
-and who, being in no way connected with me, nor even conscious
-that I am particularly observing him, goes on in his
-own way, without any hint or encouragement from me, or
-indeed from any one else, as far as I can perceive.</p>
-
-<p>Johnny two years ago had not as much land as would correspond
-with his name, which is really genuine; he had for
-several previous years but a rood, including the site of his
-house, and a shed for a pig, and some poultry; but this rood
-produced more than half an acre usually does with many, and
-entirely by his good management and judicious application of
-<em>time</em>.</p>
-
-<p>Johnny had exactly five shillings a-week, paid in full every
-Friday evening, from his employer, for Johnny never had time
-to be sick, far less to be drunk, and always avoided broken
-days, by contriving in-door work, at Mr B.’s, in wet weather;
-his wife, who had two children, washed occasionally for
-a neighbour’s family, thus adding two shillings and sixpence
-each week to their income, and the contribution of additional
-suds to the dunghill; but in other respects they had no advantage
-over other labourers. Their own little garden added
-greatly to the support of the family, by judicious cropping
-and excellent management. Johnny had every year some
-drills of very early ash-leaved potatoes put down in January,
-if possible, which he either sold at a very high price in summer
-at a neighbouring town, or consumed as he found most
-economical; and his early sowing of potatoes was far better
-than the more common practice of the Irish cottier, who leaves
-his garden uncropped with them until March or April, with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>
-the view of obtaining a more abundant crop (but of inferior
-quality) at a late season, when they might be purchased at a
-mere trifle, and that, too, without the advantage of a second
-crop of any description to succeed them. Johnny had too
-much sense for this: he began to dig his dish of potatoes for
-dinner in the first or second week in July, when his neighbours
-were half starving, or paying exorbitantly for oatmeal and old
-potatoes; and as he dug out his crop, he either sowed turnips,
-with a little ashes and a sprinkling of dung, or planted
-borecole for the winter; generally he had some of both, for he
-found turnips good for his own table in winter, and profitable
-for the support of some poultry, of which I shall take notice
-soon. He had also every variety of common kitchen vegetables
-in small patches, continually changing places, and thus
-improving the soil; he had, besides, two hives of bees; and
-for the sake of the <em>straw</em>, as well as for rotation, and the support
-of his pig and poultry, a little rye, vetches, or clover.</p>
-
-<p>Johnny, however, only worked in the garden in the evening,
-after his ordinary day’s work, or, in summer, at sunrise; yet
-there never was a weed to be seen in it, for they never had
-time to grow: by using the hoe for a few moments now and
-then, they were always kept down, and every waste blade and
-briar and useless sod around the hedge which enclosed it, was
-carefully pared and burnt for manure.</p>
-
-<p>He had worked in the large garden of a gentleman who
-kept an English gardener, who had taught Johnny the use of
-a <em>sprong</em> in preference to a spade for turning up the earth,
-especially when too hard for the latter implement; and though
-the handle was short, and, according to my own notion, fatiguing
-to the back, the fact was, that Johnny soon preferred
-it for dispatch and correctness of operation to the long-handled
-spade which all my other neighbours use. When he cut his
-own rye or other corn, the ground was usually so hard that a
-broad spade could not enter it: but Johnny quickly turned it
-up and broke it with his sprong, and then completely pulverized
-it with what the Englishman called a beck, a three-forked
-hoe, which, acting like the long tines of a harrow, loosened
-and rendered the whole perfectly fine, while it brought any
-latent roots of couch (or scutch grass) that might have escaped
-on former occasions, to the surface.</p>
-
-<p>Johnny’s various vegetables greatly assisted his housekeeping.
-He had often a good bowl of soup, flavoured with
-leeks, onions, carrots, &amp;c., made with the least conceivable
-portion of meat, but thickened with barley, properly shelled,
-and prepared like French barley, but at only one-third of the
-price of that which is sold under such denomination in the
-shops; and his family always breakfasted on porridge, or
-coarse bread of their <em>own baking</em>, with or without milk, according
-to circumstances&mdash;for Johnny at this time had no
-cow&mdash;sometimes washed down with a cup of tea, and more
-generally in winter with a mug of light and good table beer,
-which the Englishman taught Johnny to brew at Mr B.’s
-brew-house. Half a bushel of malt, with a quarter of a pound
-of hops, produced ten gallons of <em>unadulterated</em> beer which
-could not be bought any where, and the grains (given to his
-pig) fully counterbalanced the cost of fuel. Even at this
-time he killed a pig every year, and never wanted a small
-supply of salt meat for his cabbage or beans, which with this
-combination of flesh went farther in this way towards the actual
-supply of his dinner, and sometimes of his supper too (for
-any remainder of the dinner was heated and peppered up for
-the supper, with the addition of a broken loaf, or a skillet
-full of potatoes), than can be imagined by the poor man who
-has never cultivated his garden in the same manner&mdash;whose
-cabbages are of little value from want of bacon, and whose
-allotment, producing but one crop instead of two each year,
-is thus of but half its proper value to him; besides, with him
-potatoes succeed potatoes continually, until the ground becomes
-sick of yielding them.</p>
-
-<p>But, further, Johnny Halfacre’s garden, in which he seldom
-ceased from doing something in the summer evenings as long
-as daylight lasted, greatly aided in supporting his pig at that
-time when food is so dear and scarce for swine. The tops of
-blossoming bean-stalks (by the plucking off of which the
-crop is improved) and other vegetable waste, besides vetches
-and rye&mdash;the latter both in the green and ripe state&mdash;gave
-him sufficient food to keep the pig in fair order, with a little
-help from other sources; and the pig, by being always well
-littered, and supplied with this food, gave a return in most excellent
-manure, which with other sources of a similar kind, and
-the economical distribution of crops, supplied the entire garden
-with fertilizing matter.</p>
-
-<p>What the other means of providing manure were, ought to
-be mentioned, for the man’s system is of such easy application
-that it only requires to be stated in order to be followed.</p>
-
-<p>For two or three evenings in the summer before last, I perceived
-Johnny Halfacre without his coat, rolling a wheelbarrow
-frequently from an adjacent common to a corner of
-his garden separated from the road by an old weather-beaten
-paling. When I had leisure to see what he had been doing at
-this time, I found that he had marked off an oblong space for
-four geese and a gander, which he had bought from Bridget
-Gozzard at rather a high price, partly for the sake of their
-powerful manure, which, combined with other substances, is
-good for stimulating the growth of vegetables, as well as for
-the profit which he expected to realize by rearing goslings
-for the market. Johnny was aware that fat green geese are
-worth from six to ten shillings each, in the very early season
-in the great English markets, and are also profitable if reared
-for the stubbles at Michaelmas; and he did not see why he
-and his industrious wife should not realise a profit as well as
-English housewives by the breeding of such poultry, when a
-steam-packet and a rail-road could take them off even to London
-in a few hours. Cocks and hens would ruin his own
-garden, and bring him into disputes with his neighbours&mdash;he
-had the advantage of a run on the common for geese&mdash;there
-was a pond of water near his house&mdash;and therefore he gave
-them and ducks the preference. He first built his back wall
-two feet and a half high and ten feet in length, with the sods
-from the common, and then put down ten upright stakes in
-front, every pair answering for the jambs of each compartment,
-with a board stretching the whole length across, and
-which formed the front support of his rustic roof; from this
-board he laid rafters to the top of the back wall, and having
-first interwoven some small branches of a tree through these
-rafters, he laid as many scraws (thinly pared grassy sods) as
-secured the whole roof from rain. The jambs were then contracted
-to a narrow opening, for the sake of shelter and warmth,
-by more sods laid one over the other.</p>
-
-<p>By this simple process of construction he formed a separate
-chamber for each bird, with a yard in front six feet broad and
-ten long, and with an opening through the paling at the road
-side, by which the inmates could go in and out at their pleasure.
-His rye assisted in feeding them, and he also cultivated
-grey peas for them, which are excellent for fattening;
-and with cabbage and lettuce leaves, the pods of beans, and
-other green food, he afterwards kept them in high condition;
-and in the succeeding year, when other young geese were
-dying of disease, occasioned by want of shelter, and from
-<em>starvation</em>, his were thriving.</p>
-
-<p>And to the credit of this worthy man and his wife I must
-mention, that the feather-plucker was indignantly sent away
-from his door whenever he came round for the execrable purpose
-of plucking the geese alive. Johnny’s wife would as soon
-have let him pull out the hairs of her own head, as give up one
-of her birds to his barbarous hands; and the consequence was,
-that while their neighbours’ geese were miserably crawling
-about, with draggling and mutilated wings and smarting bodies,
-until many of them died, in their miseries invoking as it
-were in their dying screams shame and curses on their unfeeling
-owners, Johnny Halfacre’s geese strutted about on the
-common, with an independent and unconstrained step, as if
-conscious of their security from the tortures to which their fellows
-had been doomed.</p>
-
-<h3>HOW JOHNNY HALFACRE BECAME A LITTLE FARMER.</h3>
-
-<p>If it be true, and it unquestionably is, that “he who despiseth
-small things, shall fall by little and little,” the converse
-is, I think, no less so&mdash;that he who pays attention to
-little matters will rise by degrees.</p>
-
-<p>Mr B. having narrowly observed Johnny’s general good
-conduct and extreme industry as a common labourer, put him
-in possession, two years ago, of a field adjoining his cottage
-and garden, which contains about six statute acres, and which
-fortunately was in good condition.</p>
-
-<p>Johnny at first was afraid to accept the tempting offer, at
-which any other labourer would have jumped, on the sincere
-and modest plea that he had no capital for such a weighty
-speculation. He did not wish to grasp at more than he could
-properly manage; but Mr B. set him at ease, by telling him
-that he considered health, industry, and skill, sufficient capital
-for Johnny to possess, as he himself would not only build a
-barn, cow-shed, ass-house, and pig-styes, but put the boundary
-fence into perfect order (according to the frequent<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>
-practice of <em>British</em> landlords), and lend Johnny a sum sufficient
-for the purchase of every thing necessary to give him a
-good start, charging him only five per cent on the advances.
-Mr B., who in riding over his property often “went by the
-field of the slothful,” which “was all grown over with thorns
-and nettles that covered the face of it, and the stone wall
-whereof was broken down,” wished to render Johnny an
-exemplar of superior management to other tenants.</p>
-
-<p>I shall not trouble the reader with all the details of Johnny’s
-management during the two last years, but shall very briefly
-notice those particulars of husbandry which are new to my
-countrymen of the same class. He has not subdivided the
-field, nor does he intend to do so, as he values every foot of it
-too much for such waste. He does not keep a horse, nor will
-he do so, unless his holding be increased; but he keeps a donkey
-and a well-constructed cart. As yet he has no cow, not
-having his land in sufficiently clean order for laying down any
-part of it with grasses; but he has two yards full of pigs,
-which he keeps for the sake of the rich manure they supply.
-I do not advocate his system altogether, but merely relate the
-most striking features of it. His pig-yards are very commodious,
-and well arranged for weaning, fattening, &amp;c.; and his
-stock now consists of a sow with ten young ones in one yard,
-and six store pigs in another. These are in fine condition&mdash;fed
-on vetches, rye (of which the grain is now, July 20, ripe),
-and wash, consisting of pollards and water; their food next
-week, and for some time after, will be beans, ripe and unripe,
-according to their successive stages. These pigs are now ten
-months old, and have never been outside their yard, nor do
-they seem to be (compared with pigs of the same age which
-have had the run of the common) injured by confinement.
-Being always highly littered in the yard, having the sleeping
-chamber kept perfectly clean, and being abundantly fed, they
-sport about the straw, and seem quite contented. But without
-such care and comfort young swine will certainly not thrive
-in imprisonment.</p>
-
-<p>Johnny will fatten up these pigs in October for sale in November,
-with barley-meal, pollards, toppings, and potatoes;
-and judging from his success last year under similar circumstances,
-they will weigh (at the age of fourteen months) nearly
-two cwt. each. He does not intend to sell any of his ten
-young ones until they shall have been fattened in the same
-way; but their mother will be put up as soon as possible after
-they shall be weaned. He does not expect to realize any
-ready money by rearing and fattening them; when sold, his
-stock will merely pay for their keep&mdash;he considers the large
-quantity of valuable manure a sufficient return.</p>
-
-<p>He has hired a labourer to work with him, and will incur
-but little expense for horse-labour, as he and his assistant
-together are able to dig an acre very deeply in ten days; and
-he considers one such digging equal to three light ploughings;
-and from his experience of the last year, he is of opinion that
-spade-husbandry is far cheaper than that which is effected by
-the plough. As he reaps his vetches and rye for the pigs, he
-cuts out the stubbles with a bean-hoe for litter; and for the
-perfect cleansing of the ground before he digs it up, he collects
-the stubbles and clears them from earth with a little harrow
-drawn by the ass, and will pursue the same plan with all his
-stubbles. Last year he cut and bound half an acre of wheat
-himself with a fagging-hook, which I have described in my
-Cyclopædia, in one day; and he and his labourer intend to cut
-down an acre this year in the same way.</p>
-
-<p>I could enumerate many other particulars of this man’s excellent
-husbandry&mdash;such as burning the clay of headlands for
-manuring his turnip-crop and cabbage seedling beds&mdash;but I
-fear to be tedious, and therefore shall only add, that Johnny
-Halfacre is a true exemplification of the sacred proverb, that
-“the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.” He is always
-diligent (not only in seed-time and harvest, but all the year
-round), but never so busy with his field or garden crops as
-to choke the seed of God’s word in his heart, and render <em>that</em>
-unfruitful by sloth or negligence. As far as I can judge, he
-does not permit his worldly to supersede his eternal interests;
-and as he knows the value of the <em>present</em> <span class="smcapuc">TIME</span>, so does he
-estimate aright the infinitely superior importance of that which
-is <em>future</em>.</p>
-
-<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">Idleness.</span>&mdash;The worst vices springing from the worst principles&mdash;the
-excesses of the libertine, and the outrages of the
-plunderer&mdash;usually take their rise from early and unsubdued
-idleness.&mdash;<cite>Farr’s Discourses on Education.</cite></p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4" id="LIFE_AND_ITS_ILLUSIONS">LIFE AND ITS ILLUSIONS.</h2>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“Lean not on Earth&mdash;’twill pierce thee to the heart&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">A broken reed at best, but oft a spear,</div>
-<div class="verse">On whose sharp point Peace bleeds, and Hope expires.”</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse right smcap">Young.</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">We are but Shadows! None of all those things,</div>
-<div class="verse">Formless and vague, that flit upon the wings</div>
-<div class="verse">Of wild Imagination round thy couch,</div>
-<div class="verse">When Slumber seals thine eyes, is clothed with such</div>
-<div class="verse">An unreality as Human Life,</div>
-<div class="verse">Cherished and clung to as it is; the fear,</div>
-<div class="verse">The thrilling hope, the agonizing strife,</div>
-<div class="verse">Are not more unavailing there than here.</div>
-<div class="verse">To him who reads what Nature would pourtray,</div>
-<div class="verse">What speaks the night? A comment on the day.</div>
-<div class="verse">Day dies&mdash;Night lives&mdash;and, as in dumb derision,</div>
-<div class="verse">Mocks the past phantom with her own vain vision!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Man shuts the Volume of the Past for aye&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">A blind slave to the all-absorbing Present,</div>
-<div class="verse">He courts debasement, and from day to day</div>
-<div class="verse">His wheel of toil revolves, revolves incessant;</div>
-<div class="verse">And well may earth-directed zeal be blighted!</div>
-<div class="verse">And well may Time laugh selfish hopes to scorn!</div>
-<div class="verse">He lives in vain whose reckless years have slighted</div>
-<div class="verse">The humbling truth which Penitence and grey</div>
-<div class="verse">Hairs teach the Wise, that such cold hopes are born</div>
-<div class="verse">Only to dupe and to be thus requited!</div>
-<div class="verse">How many such there be!&mdash;in whom the thorn</div>
-<div class="verse">Which Disappointment plants festers in vain,</div>
-<div class="verse">Save as the instrument of sleepless pain&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">Who bear about with them the burning feeling</div>
-<div class="verse">And fire of that intolerable word</div>
-<div class="verse">Which, inly searching, pierceth, like a sword,</div>
-<div class="verse">The breast whose wounds thenceforward know no healing!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Behold the overteeming globe! Its millions</div>
-<div class="verse">Bear mournful witness. Cycles, centuries roll,</div>
-<div class="verse">That Man may madly forfeit Heaven’s pavilions,</div>
-<div class="verse">To hug his darling trammels:&mdash;Yet the soul,</div>
-<div class="verse">The startled soul, upbounding from the mire</div>
-<div class="verse">Of earthliness, and all alive with fears,</div>
-<div class="verse">Unsmothered by the lethargy of years</div>
-<div class="verse">Whose dates are blanks, at moments <em>will</em> inquire,</div>
-<div class="verse">“And whither tends this wasting struggle? Hath</div>
-<div class="verse">The living universe no loftier path</div>
-<div class="verse">Than that we toil on ever? Must the eye</div>
-<div class="verse">Of Hope but light a desert? Shall the high</div>
-<div class="verse">Spirit of Enterprise be chilled and bowed</div>
-<div class="verse">And grovel in darkness, reft of all its proud</div>
-<div class="verse">Prerogatives? Alas! and must Man barter</div>
-<div class="verse">The Eternal for the Perishing&mdash;but to be</div>
-<div class="verse">The world’s applauded and degraded martyr,</div>
-<div class="verse">Unsouled, enthralled, and never to be free?”</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Ancient of Days! First Cause! Adored! Unknown!</div>
-<div class="verse">Who wert, and art, and art to come! The heart</div>
-<div class="verse">Yearns, in its lucid moods, to Thee alone!</div>
-<div class="verse">Thy name is Love; thy word is Truth; thou art</div>
-<div class="verse">The fount of Happiness&mdash;the source of Glory&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">Eternity is in thy hands, and Power&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">Oh, from that sphere unrecognised by our</div>
-<div class="verse">Slow souls, look down upon a world which, hoary</div>
-<div class="verse">In Evil and in Error though it be,</div>
-<div class="verse">Retains even yet some trace of that primeval</div>
-<div class="verse">Beauty that bloomed upon its brow ere Evil</div>
-<div class="verse">And Error wiled it from Thy Love and Thee!</div>
-<div class="verse">Look down, and if, while human brows are brightening</div>
-<div class="verse">In godless triumph, angel eyes be weeping,</div>
-<div class="verse">Publish thy will in syllables of lightning</div>
-<div class="verse">And sentences of thunder to the Sleeping!</div>
-<div class="verse">Look down, and renovate the waning name</div>
-<div class="verse">Of Goodness, and relume the waning light</div>
-<div class="verse">Of Truth and Purity!&mdash;that all may aim</div>
-<div class="verse">At one imperishable crown&mdash;the bright</div>
-<div class="verse">Guerdon which they who by untired and holy</div>
-<div class="verse">Exertion overcome the world, inherit&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">The Self-denying, the Peaceable, the Lowly,</div>
-<div class="verse">The truly Merciful, the Poor in spirit!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">So shall the end of thine all-perfect plan</div>
-<div class="verse">At length be realised in erring Man.</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4" id="DONNYBROOK">DONNYBROOK.</h2>
-
-<p>Verily, Donnybrook fair is, to all intents and purposes, “dead
-and gone;” for the modern wretched assemblage of hungry-looking
-cattle, dogs’-meat horses, measly swine, and forlorn-looking
-human creatures, obliged to content themselves with
-staring at the exterior of the show-booths, for want of the
-means to visit the interior, no more resembles the Donnybrook
-of the past, than a troop of the old “bulkies,” armed with their
-Arcadian crooks, and helmeted with their old woollen nightcaps,
-resembled a squadron of lancers.</p>
-
-<p>Alas! alas! how every thing is altered! No longer does
-the quiet citizen dread the approach of Trinity Sunday; no
-longer does he think it necessary to barricade his windows,
-and postpone exterior painting for a week or two, in order to
-save his glass and the decorator’s labour from the nocturnal
-industry of the gentle College students.</p>
-
-<p>The students never mustered in much force at Donnybrook,
-because it unluckily came during the long vacation; but there
-were enough at any time to kick up a shindy or scrimmage
-(by modern innovators called “a row”), for, between those
-who resided in town, and such as for various reasons kept the
-vacation within the College walls, a pretty decent muster
-could, upon an emergency, be called together.</p>
-
-<p>It was upon the 26th of August&mdash;isn’t it strange that I
-should recollect the day of the month, though I forget the
-year!&mdash;that Bob O’Gorman, Dan Sweeny, Dick Hall, and a
-few other under-graduates of T.C.D., resolved to go to the
-fair and have a spree.</p>
-
-<p>Dick was a little, delicate, effeminate-looking “ould crab,”
-and so smock-faced that he would easily pass for a girl, and
-a rather good-looking one, if dressed in female attire.</p>
-
-<p>But Dick’s effeminacy was confined to his looks, for his
-muscular power far exceeded that of any man an inch or two
-more in stature, or a stone more in weight. He was a perfect
-master of the small-sword, had no match at single-stick;
-and woe to the unhappy wretch who fell under the discipline
-of his little bony fists, for he was an accomplished amateur in
-the science of pugilism, then but little known and less practised
-than subsequently by gentlemen.</p>
-
-<p>On the present occasion it was resolved that Dick should
-sustain the character of a girl, and much fun was anticipated
-from the punishment that the remainder of the party
-would inflict upon any presumptuous individual who should
-dare to molest the modest fair one.</p>
-
-<p>At the end of the double range of tents called “Dame-street,”
-was one called “the Larkers;” and as this was uniformly
-crowded by citizens of Dublin, it was scarcely possible
-for any one, residing but for a month in town, not to be recognised
-by some person present, who immediately passed the
-name of the new-comer round, and he was surprised (if a raw
-one) to hear himself addressed by name, by persons whom he
-never saw in his life before.</p>
-
-<p>It was at the entrance of this tent that a countryman
-stood, attired in the usual large frieze over-coat (which, from
-its being worn in summer as well as winter, might lead a
-stranger to suppose that there seldom or never is a hot day
-in Ireland), and accompanied by a pretty, bashful-looking
-girl, apparently fresh from the “interior.” After gaping for
-a considerable time, some gentlemen, amused by the wonderment
-that he exhibited, and probably somewhat touched by
-his companion’s charms, called to him to “come in.” With
-some reluctance he accepted the invitation, and, fearful of intruding
-upon the “gintlemin,” seated himself awkwardly
-upon the end of a form; up <em>it</em> tilted, and down <em>he</em> went, to
-the great delight of the beholders. Having gathered himself
-up, he reseated himself more firmly, placing “Biddy” near
-him, she having declined all offers of other accommodation
-pressed on her by the company.</p>
-
-<p>Paddy O’Neill (the name by which he announced himself),
-having been pretty well plied with punch, had grown very
-voluble, and seemed to be beginning to feel himself quite at
-home, had told many queer stories, and made his entertainers
-laugh very heartily, when two elderly gentlemen, closely
-muffled, entered rather stealthily, and sliding over, suddenly
-seated themselves behind Paddy. Biddy, who had been
-hitherto quite silent, answering every compliment or remark
-addressed to her only with a smile, gave Paddy a nudge,
-and whispered something into his ear, that caused him to turn
-and gaze at the new arrivals.</p>
-
-<p>“Arrah, thin, Docthor M&mdash;&mdash;, agrah, who’d ha’ thought
-o’ meetin’ <em>you</em> here?” said he, addressing one of them, who
-sprang at the mention of his name, as if he had sat on the point
-of a stray nail; he and his companion Dr H&mdash;&mdash;, both senior
-fellows of Trinity College, having disguised themselves, as
-they thought effectually, for the purpose of seeing, for the first
-time in their lives, the fair, and the fun of it, without being
-recognised in such an uncanonical assemblage. With this object
-they had avoided exposing themselves to the risk of walking
-down the tent, but had merely slipped in to reconnoitre
-from behind the shelter of the frieze-coated customer, who
-now, so inopportunely and innocently, had announced the
-name of one of them.</p>
-
-<p>“Hold your tongue, sir!” said Dr M.; “you mistake me,
-sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“Arrah, docthor darlint, sure iv I mistake ye, ye need’nt get
-into sich a comflusthration about id; bud sure I know ye too
-well to mistake ye. Sure, aint I the boy that had the misforthin
-to dhrop yer honor’s riverince into the bog-hole, whin ye wint
-out to make believe ye were snipe shootin’, down at Colonel
-Thrench’s, last Candlemas was a twelmonth.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know you, sir!” roared the doctor in an agony,
-hoping by his ferocity to overawe the countryman into silence;
-but Paddy had taken too much punch to notice the tone, and
-seemed incapable of entertaining or following up more than
-one idea at a time, and the one now before him was that of
-forcing himself, will he nill he, upon the recollection of the
-worthy doctor.</p>
-
-<p>“Ye don’t know me!&mdash;well, listen to that!&mdash;ye don’t know
-me!&mdash;oh, well, iv that does’nt flog! Arrah, thin, maybe ye
-don’t recollect the bog-hole that ye wanted me to carry ye
-over, an’ ye war so mortial heavy that my fut slipped, an’ I
-had the luck to fall an my face, jist at the very edge iv the
-slush, an’ ye pitched right-over, head foremost, into the very
-middle iv id; an’ iv id was’nt for the good luck that yer legs
-stuck out, jist the laste taste in life, by which I got a hould iv
-ye, sure would’nt ye be lost intirely? An’ don’t ye”&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Hold your tongue, you infernal scoundrel!” roared the
-enraged doctor, who saw that every eye was fixed upon him,
-and every one’s attention drawn to the spot, from the eagerness
-of manner and stentorian voice of Paddy, whose reminiscence
-had produced a roar of laughter. Escape, too, was
-utterly hopeless, for the tent had been filling, and the doorway
-was blocked up by those who were pressing forward from
-the outside to get a view of the speaker. “Hold your tongue,
-sirrah; you mistake me for some one else. I never was thrown
-into a bog-hole in my life.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! pillelieu! meellia murther! listen to that&mdash;as iv any
-one that iver seen Docthor M&mdash; ov Thrinity College could
-iver mistake him agin; bud sure Docthor H&mdash; there ’ill may
-be help out yer mimory [Dr H&mdash; gave a writhe, for he had
-hoped to have escaped, at least]; sure he was at the colonel’s
-whin ye war brought home in the muck.”</p>
-
-<p>This announcement of the names and address of both the
-unfortunate betrayed, was received with a shout, whilst
-Paddy’s earnestness to free himself from the charge of having
-blundered, increased every moment, and reminiscence followed
-reminiscence, each in a louder tone than the preceding, until
-his argument became a perfect shout, whilst the unlucky
-S.F.T.C.D.’s strove to out-bellow him with their denials, and
-the audience laughed, shouted, and danced with glee at the
-fun.</p>
-
-<p>“I protest,” bawled Dr H&mdash;, “that I do not know Colonel
-Trench. You mistake, my honest man; I never was at his
-place in my life. My friend here, Dr M&mdash;, knows him, and
-has been there often; but I have not, I assure you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! you ass,” bellowed Dr M&mdash;, “what do you acknowledge
-my name for? ’Tis no wonder they call you ‘Leatherhead
-H&mdash;.’”</p>
-
-<p>A renewed roar followed this piece of blundering recrimination.</p>
-
-<p>“Never at Colonel Thrench’s!&mdash;not you!&mdash;oh! ye desavin’
-ould villain!” screamed the hitherto silent Biddy. “Not you!&mdash;Do
-ye know me!&mdash;do ye!&mdash;do ye!!&mdash;Do-o-o-o-o ye!!!”
-every repetition of “do ye” being louder and longer than
-the last, until she finished in a terrific long shriek, squeezing
-her hands together upon her knees, and stamping alternately
-with her feet, with a rapidity that gave the effect of a shake
-to her voice.</p>
-
-<p>“I do protest and declare,” shouted the worthy doctor,
-“that I never, to my knowledge, saw your face before.”</p>
-
-<p>“Arrah, Biddy, avourneen, is this the ould Turk that ye
-tould me about, bud would’nt mintion his name, that was so
-imperant to ye? Scraub his face, the ould thief! and let me<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
-see iv he dar purvint ye, my darlin’. Tache him to behave
-himself to unpurtected faymales!”</p>
-
-<p>Biddy, who seemed quite inclined to forestall her companion’s
-orders, had sprung upon the unlucky doctor before
-the sentence was half finished. He strove in vain to shake
-her off; she clung to him like a wild-cat, screaming, shrieking,
-scolding, biting, scratching, and tearing, until at length
-she maddened him past all endurance by pulling two handfuls
-of hair successively out of the little that remained on his skull,
-for which he repaid her with two furious blows.</p>
-
-<p>The spectators, who had hitherto looked on, and merely
-laughed at the entire affair as an excellent joke, had undergone
-a change of sentiment upon hearing the innuendo contained
-in Paddy’s last speech; and, no longer considering the
-old gentlemen as a pair of innocents amusingly “blown,” they
-now looked upon them as a pair of wicked old profligates,
-worse than young ones; and one, more zealous than the rest,
-shouting out “shame! to strike the girl,” stretched Dr H&mdash;
-with a blow.</p>
-
-<p>Dr M., irascible at all times, now lost all self-possession, and,
-unable to reach his friend’s new assailant, turned furiously
-upon the cause of all his woe, and bestowed a shower of blows
-with his stick upon Paddy, before the latter had time to bring
-his cudgel to parry them. He soon recovered himself, however,
-and from defendant quickly became assailant.</p>
-
-<p>Many of the bystanders indignantly called out, “Murder the
-ould villain&mdash;knock out his brains, Paddy. That’s right,
-Biddy; flitther him!” and several proceeded to give a helping
-hand to the good work; but others thought it was a shame for
-a whole lot of people to fall upon two, and in their love for justice
-they ranged themselves alongside the reverend doctors,
-shouting, “fair play’s a jewel!” The fight thickened, volunteers
-joining either rank every moment, in the laudable endeavour
-to keep up the balance of power. Biddy had quitted
-her grip of the doctor, and was now, to the surprise of those
-who had time to look about them (and they were few), engaged
-in the endeavour to wrench a stick out of the hands of
-a huge hulk of an Englishman, who, having merely gone to see
-the fun at Donnybrook, without the most remote idea of joining
-in a fight, could not be persuaded of the necessity of
-giving his stick, as he did not intend to use it himself, to one
-who <em>did</em>, and that one “a female!” At first he laughed; but
-he was quickly obliged to put forth all his strength to retain
-it, and, whilst twisting about, he caught a stray blow that
-floored him; he fell against a table, which of course overset;
-the confusion increased, when a shout suddenly arose,
-“Hurrah for Dr M&mdash;! Hurrah for Dr H&mdash;! College to the
-rescue!&mdash;Trinity!&mdash;Trinity!”</p>
-
-<p>At the well-known war-cry of the students, several changed
-sides; those who had just been defending the doctors now
-turned upon them, whilst many of their late assailants ranged
-themselves on their side. The citizens, thinking that the
-number of students must be small, rushed to the spot, to pay
-off sundry old scores; but one would imagine that the cry of
-“Trinity! Trinity!” which resounded on all sides, was a
-sort of spell, or incantation, that raised spirits from the earth,
-so many voices responded to the call.</p>
-
-<p>The unfortunate doctors, who had just expected nothing
-short of utter annihilation, felt their spirits rise at the prospect
-of aid and rescue, and bellowed with might and main,
-“Trinity! Trinity!” and in a few minutes they were the
-nucleus of a fight in which the whole fair had joined.</p>
-
-<p>“The poliss!&mdash;the poliss!&mdash;here come the bloody poliss!”
-was now the cry; and the horse police dashed into the
-mob with their customary ardour, their spurs fastened in
-their horses’ flanks causing them to plunge, and bite, and
-kick most furiously, and laying about them with their swords,
-cutting at every thing and every one within their reach;
-luckily they did not know the sword exercise, and, therefore,
-when they struck with the edge, it was only by accident. In a
-jiffy, the reverend seniors, caught in the very act of shouting
-“Trinity!” were handcuffed, as were also the Englishman,
-who got a blow of a sabre from a policeman that nearly took
-off his ear, for attempting to expostulate; Paddy, who submitted
-quietly; and Biddy, after a severe tussle, in which
-she reefed one policeman’s face, and nearly bit the thumb off
-another. They were all put together into a jingle, and conducted
-by a mounted escort to town; the police hurrying
-them for fear of a rescue, by keeping continually whaling the
-driver with the flats of their swords, and prodding the horse
-with the points, which so enraged the jarvy, that when he got
-near the corner of Leeson-street, Stephen’s-green, where two
-or three hundred of his brethren were assembled, having
-whipped his Rosinante into a gallop, he drove against a
-brewer’s dray, by which his traces were smashed, his horse
-set free, the jingle locked fast, and he, springing off his perch,
-shouted out, “down with the bloody poliss!”</p>
-
-<p>In an instant the mob rushed upon them. Paddy and Biddy,
-with an alacrity and agility truly astonishing, sprang from
-the lofty vehicle, plunged into the crowd (where there were
-plenty of willing hands to free them from the handcuffs), and
-escaped. Nor were the worthy doctors slow in following
-their example, the only prisoner that remained being the bewildered
-Englishman, who suffered “only” a three months’
-incarceration in his majesty’s jail of Newgate for going to
-see Donnybrook, and the fun at it, his sentence having been
-mercifully mitigated, in consideration of its being his first
-offence!</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Dr H&mdash;, when he went with his head bandaged
-up, a shade over his right eye, and about twenty bits
-of sticking plaster stuck over his face, to visit Dr M&mdash; (who
-was unable to leave his bed for a week), “well, what a fool
-I was to be persuaded by you to go to Donnybrook fair!
-what a pretty exhibition we would have made at the police
-office this morning! Was it not most fortunate that we made
-our escape?”</p>
-
-<p>“I have been thinking,” said (or rather groaned) Dr M&mdash;,
-“who that scoundrelly country fellow could be. I never fell
-into a bog in my life&mdash;that was all a lie; and still the blackguard’s
-face was familiar to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think he was very like that scapegrace Robert O’Gorman,
-only that he had light hair; and though I could take my
-oath I know nothing of that infamous little wretch that they
-called Biddy, yet I do think I have seen her face before&mdash;hum”&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Could it have been that he disguised himself, eh! I’ll
-inquire into it, and if he did, by”&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“I think, my dear M&mdash;, you had better let it alone; the
-less <em>we</em> say about it the better. You know we really led
-the fight&mdash;that’s a fact that can’t be denied; though it surprises
-me how we were hooked into it.”</p>
-
-<p>A rustle at the door, followed by a loud knock, announced
-that the newspaper had been thrust into the letter-box, from
-which Dr H&mdash; immediately extracted it; and as he glanced
-over the page, the following paragraph met his eye. It was
-headed “Disgraceful and fatal riot at Donnybrook:”</p>
-
-<p>“It is with mingled feelings of indignation, horror, and contempt,
-that we feel bound, in discharge of our imperative,
-onerous, and painful duty to the public, to give publicity to
-one of the most astounding, frightful, and overwhelming facts
-which it has ever fallen to our lot, as faithful journalists, to
-record. The peaceable, gentle, and innoxious inhabitants of
-the village of Donnybrook, and the casual visitors who sought
-a little innocent recreation at the fair now being holden, were
-yesterday evening thrown into a state of the utmost alarm,
-confusion, and dismay, by a barefaced attempt to carry off by
-brutal force a young girl from the guardianship and protection
-of her brother. It appears that they had gone into a tent
-to rest and refresh themselves (having probably over-exerted
-their light fantastic toes), when their savage assailants (respecting
-whose rank and station various rumours are afloat,
-which for the present we forbear from mentioning) rushed
-upon them, and endeavoured to force her away. The indignant
-bystanders interfered to prevent the outrage, when&mdash;will
-it, can it be believed? our pen trembles, and a cold
-thrill runs through us as we write it!&mdash;the worse than Indian
-war-whoop, the yell of the collegians, was raised, and their
-numbers would in all human probability have succeeded, but
-for the timely interference of the police, to whose humanity,
-promptitude, and forbearance, upon the trying occasion, too
-much praise cannot be given. The riot was not quelled until
-the military were called out, and by three o’clock this morning
-all was again quiet. Up to the time of going to press we had
-only heard of sixteen lives being lost.</p>
-
-<p>Second Edition.&mdash;We stop the press to announce that no
-lives have been lost; but Sir Patrick Dunn’s, the Meath, and
-Mercer’s hospitals, are crowded with wounded. N.B. The
-soldiers were not called out.</p>
-
-<p>Third Edition.&mdash;Dr Fitzgerald has just informed us that
-there are no wounded in either Sir Patrick’s, the Meath, or
-Mercer’s.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Dr H&mdash;, “if they are not there, we at least
-know where some of them are.”</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Naisi.</span></p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4" id="WHAT_IS_THE_USE_OF_WATER">WHAT IS THE USE OF WATER?</h2>
-
-<p>Why is it that of the whole surface of this globe, we may
-consider that three-fourths are covered by water, and that only
-one-fourth is in a condition to be permanently inhabited by
-human beings? Is there any great object in nature served
-by this? Is there any law of nature which would prevent the
-proportion being one-fourth water to three-fourths land, or
-even less water? In fact, what after all is the great use of
-water upon the large scale in nature?</p>
-
-<p>First of all, although three-fourths of the globe are now
-covered with water, there is no reason to suppose that it has
-been always so. On the contrary, it is quite certain that the
-proportion between land and water has changed very much
-and very frequently; that the whole continent of Europe was
-at one time the bed of an immense sea, when probably there
-was a great continent where the Pacific Ocean is now spread;
-that even Old Ireland was once not merely what Admiral
-Yorke wished her to be, forty-eight hours under water, but
-probably many thousand years in that condition; and that the
-great tract of limestone which occupies all the centre of the
-country, is nothing more than a collection of the skeletons of
-shell-fish, her first inhabitants, which by time and pressure
-have been converted into the hard material of which we build
-our houses, and which we burn into lime. There is thus no
-particular reason why there should be three times as much
-water at present as land, but it is easy to show that water
-on the great, as well as on the small scale, is of paramount
-importance in nature.</p>
-
-<p>Water is a portion of the food of all living beings. In the
-case of animals, the bodies from whence they derive nutriment
-are so varied and so complex, that to illustrate the peculiar part
-which water plays in each, would occupy too much space. In
-all our drinks, even in ardent spirits, there is a very large
-quantity of water, and our solid food very seldom contains less
-than nine-tenths of its weight of water. The living body is
-even less solid. A man weighing 150 lbs. would, if perfectly
-dried, weigh not more than 10 lbs., the other 140 lbs. being
-water. It is to the existence of this quantity of water that
-we owe the elasticity, the softness, and pliability of the different
-portions of our frame, the animal tissues being, when dry,
-hard and brittle as dry glue.</p>
-
-<p>The nutrition of vegetables furnishes a beautiful and simple
-example of the use of water in nature. The body of the vegetable,
-the proper wood, may be considered as being composed
-of water and of charcoal; and hence, when we heat a
-piece of wood until we decompose it, the water is expelled,
-and carbon or charcoal remains behind. In order to grow, a
-plant must therefore get water and charcoal in a form fit for
-its use, that is, in such a form as it can make food of, and digest
-them. For this, the carbon is supplied in the carbonic
-acid which the air contains, and the water in the state of
-vapour which the air contains also, and which is continually
-descending under the form of dew and rain to moisten the
-leaves and the roots of the plants, when it has been absorbed
-into the ground. All the water which is absorbed by plants is
-not assimilated, or digested; a great part is again thrown out
-by the surface of the leaves; for, precisely as the air which an
-animal expires from the lungs in breathing is loaded with vapour,
-so is there a process of perspiration from the surface of
-the leaves, which are the lungs of plants. For the formation
-of substances which are peculiar to certain plants, other
-substances are required as food, thus, most plants require
-nitrogen, which is accordingly furnished abundantly in atmospheric
-air; others must have access to sulphur, in order to
-flourish; but this depends, as it were, upon particular branches
-of manufacture in which the plant is engaged; for its own
-support, for making wood, and the tissue of its leaves and vessels,
-it uses only water and carbonic acid.</p>
-
-<p>The conversion of water into steam or invisible vapour by
-boiling, is one of the best known facts in science; but by a little
-attention we can observe that this change takes place at
-almost all temperatures, although much less rapidly. Thus,
-if a little water be laid in a plate, it is soon dried up, and wet
-clothes, by being hung up in the air, are very soon completely
-dried. Even below the temperature at which water freezes, it
-still evaporates; and thus, when a fall of snow is succeeded by
-a continued frost, the snow gradually disappears from the fields
-without having melted, evaporating while yet solid. From
-the surface of all the water of the globe, therefore, there is
-continually ascending a stream of watery vapour; but as the
-proportion of sea is so much greater than that of land, we may
-look upon the ocean as being the source of the watery vapour
-of the air upon the large scale.</p>
-
-<p>Now, watery vapour is lighter than air, and hence the vapour,
-as soon as formed, ascends in the air like a balloon, until it
-arrives at a part of the air which is of its own specific gravity.
-The air in these higher regions is extremely cold, and the vapour
-can no longer maintain itself under the form of invisible
-steam: it is condensed, and would immediately fall back to
-its source as rain or hail, but for a singular property which
-it acquires at the moment of being vaporised. When water
-evaporates, it becomes highly electrified, and could attract a
-feather, or other light bodies, like a stick of sealing-wax
-which has been rubbed briskly on a woollen cloth. Now, the
-vapour which passes off is electrified also; and while in this
-state of electricity, it, on arriving at the colder regions of the
-air, cannot condense, to form liquid water. The minute particles
-of the water repel each other too violently, in virtue of
-their electricities, to form drops, but they constitute the great
-loose collections of clouds which diversify so much the appearance
-of our sky. The clouds being thus highly electrical,
-and being very light, are attracted by the tops of mountains
-and high lands, or by elevated buildings; and, giving off their
-electricity, the particles of water coalesce, to form drops which
-descend as rain. In this country the air is so damp that in general
-the discharge of the electricity of the clouds takes place
-quietly and silently; but in summer, and in dry climates, it
-produces the vivid flashings and injurious effects of the lightning,
-and the re-echoed rattle of the thunder-clap.</p>
-
-<p>When water is cooled, it diminishes in bulk like other bodies;
-but at a particular temperature it deviates from the general
-law of contraction, and by doing so, becomes, perhaps, the
-most striking example of providential design that is to be met
-with in inorganic nature. Cold water is specifically heavier
-than warm water, in consequence of the contraction it has
-undergone, and hence will sink in it, as water would sink in
-oil. Now, if we consider the surface of a lake exposed to the
-cooling action of a wintry wind, the water which is first
-cooled becomes heavier, and, sinking to the bottom, is replaced
-by the warmer water, which floats up to the top; there is thus
-a current established of cold water descending and of warmer
-water rising up. This continues until all the water in the lake
-has been cooled down to the temperature at which its specific
-gravity is greatest, which is about 40 degrees, or about eight
-degrees above the point at which it begins to freeze. The
-action of the cold wind continuing, the water at the surface is
-still further cooled; but now, in place of contracting, it expands&mdash;instead
-of becoming heavier, it becomes lighter, and remains
-floating upon the surface. It is then still further cooled, and
-finally its temperature being reduced to 32 degrees, it freezes,
-and a layer of ice is formed on the surface of the lake. This
-ice, and the cold water next it, are impermeable to heat: it
-actually serves as a blanket to the water at 40 degrees which
-is below, preventing the escape of the heat, and retaining it at
-that temperature, sufficient for the purposes to which it is subservient;
-for at the temperature of 40 degrees, the life and
-enjoyments of all the various tribes of animals and vegetables
-which reside permanently under the surface of the water are
-perfectly secured, at least for a very considerable time; the
-water holding dissolved a quantity of oxygen for the animal
-respiration, and the vegetables living on the carbonic acid
-which is formed by the respiration of the fish. On the approach
-of spring, the warmer air, and the rays of the more
-elevated sun, act directly on the surface of the ice, and each
-portion of water formed by melting, becoming heavier, sinks,
-so as to expose the ice itself to the source of heat. Thus the
-ice is rapidly dissolved, and after a few days the lake throws off
-its wintry aspect altogether.</p>
-
-<p>Now, if water did not possess this peculiarity of being heaviest
-at the particular temperature of 40 degrees&mdash;if it contracted
-according as it was cooled, up to the moment of freezing, as
-almost all other liquids do, what would be the result? The
-cold wind acting on the surface of the lake, and the water becoming
-heavier by being cooled, the circulation would continue
-until all the water had been cooled to the point at which it
-freezes. The ice would then form indifferently in all portions
-of it, at the bottom and in the centre, as well as on the surface;
-and by the continued action of the source of cold, the
-wind, the whole mass of water in the lake would be frozen into
-a solid block of ice. The watery sap in the vessels of the
-aquatic plants, the blood in fishes and other animals inhabiting
-the water, would be equally frozen, and all these living
-beings consequently killed. Further, on the approach of summer,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>
-by the first heating action of the air and sun, a layer of
-ice, of a few inches thick upon the surface, would be melted,
-but the water thus produced would, by being impenetrable to
-heat, prevent the great body of ice below from being affected.
-Just as, in reality, the cold water at the surface prevents the
-warmer water below from being cooled, so then it would prevent
-the colder ice below from being warmed; and hence the
-heats of summer passing over without the melting process
-extending beyond a few feet in depth, the first cold days of
-the next winter would solidify all again.</p>
-
-<p>In every country, therefore, where at present water is frozen
-at all in winter, we should have there established the reign of
-perpetual frost. By the presence of such large masses of ice,
-the temperature of the ground would be so much reduced,
-that, in place of the rich herbage of our meadows, and the
-luxuriant produce of our corn-fields, we should have our country
-yielding a scanty support to wandering herds of deer, in
-the mosses and lichens that could be scraped up from beneath
-the snow. The oaks, the beeches, the horse-chesnuts, which
-give such beauty to our sylvan scenery, would disappear, and
-the monotony of wildernesses of the Scotch fir and of the
-spruce would be varied only by patches of stunted birch. The
-countries nearer the tropics would be gradually brought into
-the same condition, by the depression of their mean temperature;
-and thus, in a short time after water had ceased to possess
-this peculiar property, the whole surface of the globe would be
-reduced to the condition of which we now happily only read in
-the tales of the arctic voyagers; and all commerce, manufactures,
-and civilization, would be banished from the earth. Of
-such value is this little peculiarity of water!</p>
-
-<p>A property of water, which, however, unlike the former, it
-shares with all other liquids, is, that when it freezes it gives
-out a large quantity of heat; and that conversely, in order that
-ice may melt, it must obtain, from some other source, a quantity
-equally considerable. Consequently, water freezes and
-ice melts very slowly; and that it should melt thus slowly, is
-of essential importance in animated nature. If in spring or
-summer, when vegetable life is in activity, when the development
-of leaves, of flowers, and fruit, is at its greatest energy,
-end all the vessels of the plant are distended with its nutritious
-juices, were it suddenly exposed to cold, the sap would be
-frozen, and by the expansion of the ice the vegetable tissues
-torn to pieces, and the plant killed. In the thin extremities, as
-in the leaves, such is the effect of the frost of a single night;
-but as the fluids, yielding but gradually up their latent heat,
-solidify very slowly, the injury does not extend so far as to be
-beyond the remedial powers of the plant itself. In another
-way, however, the peculiar latent heat of water is of still more
-importance. If there was no large collection of water on the
-globe, the change of seasons would be amazingly more rapid
-and more remarkable than they at present are. A change in
-the direction of the wind, the alteration which a few weeks
-should effect in the position of the sun, would transfer us from
-the depth of the severest colds of winter to the summer heats.
-These colds and heats would also be much greater than they
-at present are, and an approximation to this actually occurs
-in countries far distant from the sea. The central districts of
-Europe and of Asia have what are termed continental climates
-to distinguish them from ours, which is called insular.
-Their summers are hotter, their winters are much colder, and
-the spring and autumn seasons of passage, which with us
-might be said to occupy most of the year, are in those countries
-of only a few weeks’, or even a few days’, duration. In
-fact, when on the cessation of summer the first cold winds
-tend to bring on the winter, and to bind up our lakes in frost,
-the first portion of water frozen becomes, by giving up its
-latent heat, a source of warmth which tempers the chilly air,
-and retards its action on the remainder. The water freezes
-thus very slowly. The vegetables, and certain classes of animals,
-feeling the cold of winter thus gradually coming on, prepare
-to meet it without injury. The motion of the sap in the
-one, that of the blood in the other class of living beings, becomes
-slower, and, dropping its leaves and fruit, the tree retains
-but its firm trunk, within which its energies are preserved
-for the ensuing season; whilst the hedgehog, the viper, the
-frog, and other animals, retire to their hiding-places, and in a
-state of almost lifeless stupor remain until the warmth of the
-succeeding spring calls them to renewed existence.</p>
-
-<p>In the formation of the insular climate which we possess,
-another power of water, however, equally or perhaps more
-influential, can be traced. There issues continually from the
-ocean at the equator, as the earth revolves, a current of water
-considerably warmer than that which bathes our shores. This
-current becoming sensible first in the Gulf of Mexico, is called
-the Gulf Stream; it passes obliquely across the Atlantic, floating
-on the colder water of the ocean, which tends in a direction
-nearly opposite to replace it, and thus diffuses over the
-coasts of North America and Europe the heat which it had
-absorbed within the torrid zone. The northerly winds, which
-would bring down a sudden winter on us, are therefore tempered
-by passing over the warmer surface of the ocean; whilst
-the hot winds from the south, which on the approach of spring
-might make too premature a change, expend, in passing over
-the great expanse of sea, a portion of their heat; and thus the
-transition in both directions is rendered more gradual and
-harmless.</p>
-
-<p>These are but a few of the important duties which are allotted
-to water in its place in nature. It in other respects
-presents an equally interesting subject of examination, and it
-is one to which we shall return. From its value as the great
-agent of nutrition to the vegetable world, and the necessity of
-a supply of it to animals; from its power in modifying the appearance
-and structure of a country, changing land into sea,
-and elevating banks where deep water had been before, the
-philosophers of old looked upon water as the origin of all
-earthly things, as being above all others the element of nature.
-It is not so: water is not an element. Among other wonders
-which chemistry has taught us, we have learned of what
-water is composed; and on another occasion we shall describe
-the way in which its elements may be obtained.</p>
-
-<p class="right">K.</p>
-
-<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">Celebration of the Fourth of July in New York.</span>&mdash;On
-this day, the anniversary of American independence, all
-creation appeared to be independent; some of the horses particularly
-so, for they would not troop “in no line not nohow.”
-Some preferred going sideways, like crabs; others went backwards,
-some would not go at all, others went a great deal too
-fast, and not a few parted company with their riders, whom they
-kicked off just to show their independence. And the women
-were in the same predicament: they might dance right or
-dance left; it was only out of the frying-pan into the fire,
-for it was pop, pop; bang, bang; fiz, pop, bang; so that you
-literally trod upon gunpowder. The troops did not march in
-very good order, because, independently of their not knowing
-how, there was a good deal of independence to contend with.
-At one time an omnibus and four would drive in and cut off
-the general and his staff from his division; at another, a cart
-would roll in and insist upon following close upon the band of
-music; so that it was a mixed procession&mdash;generals, omnibus
-and four, music, cart-loads of bricks, troops, omnibus and
-pair, artillery, hackney-coach, &amp;c. “Roast pig” is the favourite
-“independent” dish, and in New York on the above day
-are “six miles of roast pig.” viz. three miles of booths on each
-side of Broadway, and roast pig in each booth! Rockets are
-fired in the streets, some running horizontally up the pavement,
-and sticking into the back of a passenger; and others
-mounting slanting-dicularly, and Paul-Prying into the bedroom
-windows on the third floor or attics, just to see how
-things are going on there. On this day, too, all America gets
-tipsy.&mdash;<cite>Captain Marryatt’s Diary in America.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">Irish Dramatic Talent.</span>&mdash;Difference of taste makes it
-difficult, if not impossible, to say which is the best comedy
-in the English language. Many, however, are of opinion that
-there are three which more particularly dispute the palm&mdash;namely,
-“She Stoops to Conquer,” “The School for Scandal,”
-and “The Heiress;” and it is remarkable that the authors
-of these three beautiful productions were all Irishmen&mdash;Goldsmith,
-Sheridan, and Murphy.&mdash;<cite>Literary World.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">The Morning.</span>&mdash;The <em>sweetness</em> of the morning is perhaps
-its least charm. It is the renewed vigour it implants in all
-around that affects us&mdash;man, animals, birds, plants, vegetation,
-flowers. Refreshed and soothed with sleep, man opens
-his heart; he is alive to Nature, and Nature’s God, and his
-mind is more intelligent, because more fresh. He seems to
-drink of the dew like the flowers, and feels the same reviving
-effect.&mdash;<cite>Illustrations of Human Life.</cite></p>
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-<p>Printed and Published every Saturday by <span class="smcap">Gunn</span> and <span class="smcap">Cameron</span>, at the Office
-of the General Advertiser, No. 6, Church Lane, College Green, Dublin.&mdash;Agents:&mdash;London:
-<span class="smcap">R. Groombridge</span>, Panyer Alley, Paternoster Row.
-Manchester: <span class="smcap">Simms</span> and <span class="smcap">Dinham</span>, Exchange Street. Liverpool: <span class="smcap">J.
-Davies</span>, North John Street. Birmingham: <span class="smcap">J. Drake</span>. Bristol: <span class="smcap">M.
-Bingham</span>, Broad Street. Edinburgh: <span class="smcap">Fraser</span> and <span class="smcap">Crawford</span>, George
-Street. Glasgow: <span class="smcap">David Robertson</span>, Trongate.</p>
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