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-Telephoning to Santa Claus
-
- By
- JOHN D. MACDONALD
-
-
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-
-
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-Telephoning to Santa Claus
-
-Dialogue for Two Little Girls, Ten or Twelve Years Old
-
-
-
-
-SCENE—_Sitting room_
-
-
-(_For telephone use box ten by fifteen inches or larger. Fix it to an
-upright that can be moved out on the platform. Have one end fixed like
-trap door. Tie skates to muff about one foot apart. Shove muff in box
-first and then skates. Put electric or bicycle bell on box. Run heavy
-cord to the window for telephone wire. Have mouthpiece on box, and
-have box high enough so that the speaker must stand on a chair. Have a
-receiver or an imitation quite a way from the box—perhaps six or seven
-feet. Do not hurry._)
-
-_Esther_ (_seated in small rocker_). This is Christmas Eve, Mabel, and
-I suppose that Santa Claus has his pack all made up, and is off with
-his reindeer to visit all the good little boys and girls all over the
-world. I do hope he will be sure and come to (_name your own town or
-city_), because I want something very much this year. Just think, last
-Christmas I laid awake most all night to see him, but I didn’t see him
-at all. I don’t know when he got in the house or how he got out, but he
-just fooled me, that’s what he did.
-
-_Mabel._ No doubt he’s started on his journey by this time. I think he
-must ride like the wind to get all over the world in a night. Why it
-took all night and a day for us to go to Aunt Ella’s last Thanksgiving
-time, and that’s not so far as around the world. But I would like to
-see Santa this year so I could tell him what I want. They say if Santa
-Claus knows what you want he will almost always bring it to you.
-
-_Esther._ Yes, I know he will, because Maggie Brown wrote to him last
-year and told him that she wanted a pony and a cart and he brought it
-to her.
-
-_Mabel._ And Tommy Carter wrote to him, too, and told him that he
-wanted a bicycle and he got it, too. I guess Santa is a nice old man.
-
-_Esther._ And Mrs. Santa must be a nice old lady, too, or she wouldn’t
-dress all those nice dolls for Mr. Santa Claus.
-
-_Mabel._ It’s too bad that we did not write to him last week, and then
-he surely would have gotten our letter.
-
-_Esther_ (_rising up and putting doll in the chair_). Mabel, why not
-telephone to him? Papa has a long distance telephone, and I talked away
-down to New York through it once, and I guess if cousin Mary could hear
-me in New York, Santa Claus ought to hear me in Santa Claus Land.
-
-_Mabel._ Wasn’t Papa with you when you talked that time, Esther?
-
-_Esther._ Yes, but I remember just how I did it. You just ring the
-bell, and talk in the box, and listen for the answer. Let’s try it,
-anyway.
-
-_Mabel._ All right, we will, but he may not be at home. He must start
-early to travel so far.
-
-_Esther._ I will ask Mrs. Santa Claus anyway. Now let’s do it quick,
-before any one comes in.
-
-_Mabel_ (_getting a chair for Esther to stand on_). Here Esther, you
-must stand upon this chair. Now be careful not to fall off.
-
-_Esther_ (_gets upon chair_). Now you take the receiver and stand over
-there (_points_) and listen to what she says (_Esther rings._)
-
-_Mabel._ Some one is there, Esther. Ask them to give you Santa Claus
-Land.
-
-_Esther._ Hello, hello! Give me Santa Claus Land, please.
-
-_Mabel._ She says that this is Santa Claus Land.
-
-_Esther._ Hello! Is this Mrs. Santa Claus?
-
-_Mabel._ She says “yes.” Ask her if Mr. Santa Claus is at home.
-
-_Esther._ Mrs. Santa Claus, Mrs. Santa Claus, is Mr. Santa Claus at
-home?
-
-_Mabel._ She says “no,” he isn’t. He has gone on a journey to visit all
-the good boys and girls.
-
-_Esther._ Hello, hello, Mrs. Santa Claus. Does Mr. Santa Claus only
-make one trip on Christmas Eve?
-
-_Mabel._ She says “yes,” that is all he makes. Ask her to send some one
-after him to catch him, because we want something very special.
-
-_Esther._ Mrs. Santa Claus. (_Both wait a moment._)
-
-_Mabel._ She can’t be at the phone, Esther, ring her up again.
-
-_Esther_ (_rings again_). Hello, Mrs. Santa Claus, will you please send
-some one after Mr. Santa Claus, to tell him that we want something
-special?
-
-_Mabel_ (_waits a moment_). She’s not there yet, Esther. Ring her up
-again. (_Esther rings quite hard._) Now she is there, and she wants to
-know why we bother her so on Christmas Eve.
-
-_Esther._ Mrs. Santa, please send some one after Mr. Santa, and tell
-him that we are two good little girls, and we want a muff and a pair
-of skates, and some candy canes as long as your arm. Now don’t forget,
-Mrs. Santa—a muff, and skates, and candy canes as long as myself.
-
-_Mabel._ She says that Santa is too far away, and nobody could catch
-him now. And she says that we must not bother her any more as she is
-busy making her Christmas pies.
-
-_Esther_ (_to Mabel_). But I want my candy cane (_rings several times_).
-
-_Mabel_ (_frightened_). Oh, Esther, Mrs. Santy will be awfully angry
-with us. Let’s go away.
-
-_Esther_ (_getting impatient_). Does she answer the ring?
-
-_Mabel._ No. (_Esther rings harder than before._) Now she is there and
-she wants to know if it is the same two little girls.
-
-_Esther_ (_into the phone_). Yes, it’s Mabel and me, and we want Santa
-Claus to bring us some skates, and a muff and candy canes as long as a
-fishing-pole.
-
-_Mabel._ She says that we must be good or Santa won’t come to (_name
-your town_) tonight at all. We bother her a lot, she says.
-
-_Esther_ (_into the phone_). Mrs. Santa—Mrs. Santa—(_no answer._)
-
-_Mabel._ She has gone away again, Esther. Let’s not bother her any more
-or she may send some one after Santa to tell on us.
-
-_Esther._ I want to know if Santa is coming to (_your town_) tonight,
-anyway (_rings long and several times_).
-
-_Mabel_ (_frightened_). I guess she is angry with us, Esther. Please do
-let’s stop now. Let’s not ring any more, because I don’t care for the
-skates, anyway.
-
-_Esther_ (_to Mabel_). Isn’t she there yet?
-
-_Mabel._ No—I guess not. (_Esther rings and rings._) Oh, Oh, Esther do
-stop!
-
-_Esther._ Now—is—she—there?
-
-_Mabel._ Yes, and she wants papa to take those naughty girls away from
-the “phone,” or Santa won’t come to (_your town_) tonight. Please do
-stop ringing, Esther. (_Listens._) Oh, Esther, I think I hear papa
-coming, and he will be angry, too.
-
-_Esther._ No, papa won’t be angry, he would like to have us get our
-muff and skates. (_Ring, rings and rings._)
-
-_Mabel_ (_during the ringing_). Oh, Esther, oh, Esther! She says to
-stop that ringing!!
-
-_Esther_ (_stamping her foot, keeps on ringing_). I’m mad with her,
-Mabel (_then into the phone_). Mrs. Santa—Mrs. Santa—do you hear, Mrs.
-Santa? Do—you—hear—Mrs. Santa? We want our muff, and our skates, and
-the candy canes as big as a house. Do—you—hear, Mrs. Santa? Mrs. Santa!
-I want my muff and skates. (_Rings while talking._) I am mad with you,
-Mrs. Santa. I want my muff. (_Here pull the trap and the skates drop
-out, pulling the muff also. Esther jumps down from the chair, Mabel
-drops the receiver. They seize the skates and muff and say, as they
-hold them up_): We’ve got them. We’ve got them, the skates and muff,
-the skates and muff!
-
- (_Exit_)
-
-
-
-
-CHRISTMAS PLAYS
-
-
- =(+) OLA: OR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR MOTHER.= In this
- little 15-minute play the Christmas present the three
- children of the “Good” family find for mother is
- none other than “Ola,” a street waif who comes in
- to get warm while mother is out shopping. Alta, the
- only girl in the family, has been wishing she had a
- sister to share the trials which two (2) wideawake
- brothers bring to her, so she has a double motive in
- wanting to hide Ola away when mother comes and then
- bring her out and present her as a Christmas present
- to mother. Only five characters, 2 boys, 2 girls, and
- 1 woman, required. No special costumes needed, and
- the one home scene is simple to provide. Five copies
- required. Price 30 cts., postpaid.
-
- =(+) MISCHIEVOUS ESTHER AT GRANDMOTHER’S.= It was all
- Grandmother’s fault. Having so many nice things
- hidden about the house at Christmastime should not be
- permitted, when the grandchildren are to be left in
- the house alone while grandmother goes out for the
- afternoon. Of course the boys were not mischievous,
- not even curious, but with Esther it was different,
- for she was a girl. She was a very sweet one though,
- especially when the molasses she got into was all
- over her apron. It was Christmastime and everything
- ends right during this happy season, so putting the
- soiled apron into the box from which she took the
- kitten and putting the kitten into the wash basin
- intended for the apron was only a slight mixup, from
- which mischievous Esther would soon clear herself.
- Three characters, 1 girl and 2 boys, 12 years of age,
- are employed. A simple sitting-room scene; no special
- costumes; time about 15 minutes. 3 copies only
- required. Price 25 cts., postpaid.
-
- =TELEPHONING TO SANTA CLAUS.= A Christmas dialogue for
- two (2) girls, ten (10) or twelve (12) years of age,
- who conceive the idea of using the telephone to tell
- Santa Claus what they most want, and suffer no great
- surprise when the very things asked for reach them
- through the “phone.” A simple sitting-room scene in
- which a make-believe “phone” is installed furnishes
- the setting. Time of rendition about 10 minutes.
- Price 25 cts., postpaid.
-
- =(+) WHAT CHRISTMAS DID FOR JERUSHA GRUMBLE.=
- Self-confessedly, she was only 58, but for years
- she had acted like sixty, that is to say,—oh well,
- in nature she had been true to her name, and when
- one’s nature suggests a name like hers, it’s quite
- a job to change it. She couldn’t forget that, many
- years before, she had expected to change her name,
- but, oh well, it wasn’t her fault, and Christmas
- came along and helped her to cover up the past and
- open a new future for her. Of course it couldn’t
- change her name, but this little play tells how
- very effectively it did change her nature, and then
- the contrast between name and nature was a charm in
- the hitherto repulsive life. It’s a pretty story,
- made into a pleasing Christmas play. There are five
- characters, all girls; two scenes, easily arranged.
- Quite ordinary costumes are used and only 5 copies of
- the book required. Time about 30 minutes. Price 30
- cts., postpaid.
-
- =(+) WANTED—CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.= In Prolog, Three Scenes
- and Epilog. By Hester L. Hopkins. 22 females and
- 13 male characters in the entire play, but it can
- be given with 8 females and 7 males by having some
- assume different characters in various scenes. Time
- of rendition, 30 to 40 minutes. If only 15 people
- take part, 12 copies will be required. Price 30 cents
- per copy, postpaid.
-
- =(+) CHRISTMAS CHEER.= A play in two acts for six
- females. Time of rendition about 20 minutes.
-
- Four young ladies are the members of a Sunday School
- class whose teacher has asked that each member of the
- class shall do something to bring “Christmas Cheer”
- to someone who would not otherwise be remembered.
- Each of the girls, unbeknown to the other members of
- the class, decides to make the “Jones Family” the
- object of her Christmas visit.
-
- It turns out to be quite a “Surprise party.” While
- one of the girls prepares the Christmas pie, the
- others of the class provide a pleasant entertainment.
- When the Christmas pie is cut, Caroline and Amanda
- find that it is filled with the presents which the
- class brought. Simple setting and costumes. 6 copies
- required. Price 25 cents. Postpaid.
-
- _If the number of copies specified as “REQUIRED” is
- ordered at one time, a discount of 33⅓ per cent will be
- allowed from list price on all the above._
-
- * * * * *
-
-Transcriber’s Note: Page 4, “land” changed to “Land” (this is Santa
-Claus Land)
-
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