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+<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: Pagan Papers</div>
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+
+<h1>Pagan Papers</h1>
+
+<h2 class="no-break">By Kenneth Grahame</h2>
+
+<hr />
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2>Contents</h2>
+
+<table summary="" style="">
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap01">The Romance of the Road</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap02">The Romance of the Rail</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap03">Non Libri Sed Liberi</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap04">Loafing</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap05">Cheap Knowledge</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap06">The Rural Pan</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap07">Marginalia</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap08">The Eternal Whither</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap09">Deus Terminus</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap10">Of Smoking</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap11">An Autumn Encounter</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap12">The White Poppy</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap13">A Bohemian in Exile</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap14">Justifiable Homicide</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap15">The Fairy Wicket</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap16">Aboard the Galley</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap17">The Lost Centaur</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td> <a href="#chap18">Orion</a></td>
+</tr>
+
+</table>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap01"></a>The Romance of the Road</h2>
+
+<p>
+Among the many places of magic visited by Pantagruel and his company during the
+progress of their famous voyage, few surpass that island whose roads did
+literally “go” to places—<i>“ou les chemins cheminent, comme animaulx”</i>: and
+would-be travellers, having inquired of the road as to its destination, and
+received satisfactory reply, <i>“se guindans”</i> (as the old book hath
+it—hoisting themselves up on) <i>“au chemin opportun, sans aultrement se poiner
+ou fatiguer, se trouvoyent au lieu destiné.”</i>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The best example I know of an approach to this excellent sort of vitality in
+roads is the Ridgeway of the North Berkshire Downs. Join it at Streatley, the
+point where it crosses the Thames; at once it strikes you out and away from the
+habitable world in a splendid, purposeful manner, running along the highest
+ridge of the Downs a broad green ribbon of turf, with but a shade of difference
+from the neighbouring grass, yet distinct for all that. No villages nor
+homesteads tempt it aside or modify its course for a yard; should you lose the
+track where it is blent with the bordering turf or merged in and obliterated by
+criss-cross paths, you have only to walk straight on, taking heed of no
+alternative to right or left; and in a minute ’tis with you again—arisen out of
+the earth as it were. Or, if still not quite assured, lift you your eyes, and
+there it runs over the brow of the fronting hill. Where a railway crosses it,
+it disappears indeed—hiding Alpheus-like, from the ignominy of rubble and
+brick-work; but a little way on it takes up the running again with the same
+quiet persistence. Out on that almost trackless expanse of billowy Downs such a
+track is in some sort humanly companionable: it really seems to lead you by the
+hand.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The “Rudge” is of course an exceptional instance; but indeed this pleasant
+personality in roads is not entirely fanciful. It exists as a characteristic of
+the old country road, evolved out of the primitive prehistoric track,
+developing according to the needs of the land it passes through and serves:
+with a language, accordingly, and a meaning of its own. Its special services
+are often told clearly enough; but much else too of the quiet story of the
+country-side: something of the old tale whereof you learn so little from the
+printed page. Each is instinct, perhaps, with a separate suggestion. Some are
+martial and historic, and by your side the hurrying feet of the dead raise a
+ghostly dust. The name of yon town—with its Roman or Saxon suffix to British
+root—hints at much. Many a strong man, wanting his <i>vates sacer,</i> passed
+silently to Hades for that suffix to obtain. The little rise up yonder on the
+Downs that breaks their straight green line against the sky showed another
+sight when the sea of battle surged and beat on its trampled sides; and the
+Roman, sore beset, may have gazed down this very road for relief, praying for
+night or the succouring legion. This child that swings on a gate and peeps at
+you from under her sun-bonnet—so may some girl-ancestress of hers have watched
+with beating heart the Wessex levies hurry along to clash with the heathen and
+break them on the down where the ash trees grew. And yonder, where the road
+swings round under gloomy overgrowth of drooping boughs—is that gleam of water
+or glitter of lurking spears?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some sing you pastorals, fluting low in the hot sun between dusty hedges
+overlooked by contented cows; past farmsteads where man and beast, living in
+frank fellowship, learn pleasant and serviceable lessons each of the other;
+over the full-fed river, lipping the meadow-sweet, and thence on either side
+through leagues of hay. Or through bending corn they chant the mystical
+wonderful song of the reaper when the harvest is white to the sickle. But most
+of them, avoiding classification, keep each his several tender significance; as
+with one I know, not so far from town, which woos you from the valley by gentle
+ascent between nut-laden hedges, and ever by some touch of keen fragrance in
+the air, by some mystery of added softness under foot—ever a promise of
+something to come, unguessed, delighting. Till suddenly you are among the
+pines, their keen scent strikes you through and through, their needles carpet
+the ground, and in their swaying tops moans the unappeasable wind—sad,
+ceaseless, as the cry of a warped humanity. Some paces more, and the promise is
+fulfilled, the hints and whisperings become fruition: the ground breaks steeply
+away, and you look over a great inland sea of fields, homesteads, rolling
+woodland, and—bounding all, blent with the horizon, a greyness, a gleam—the
+English Channel. A road of promises, of hinted surprises, following each other
+with the inevitable sequence in a melody.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But we are now in another and stricter sense an island of <i>chemins qui
+cheminent:</i> dominated, indeed, by them. By these the traveller, veritably
+<i>se guindans,</i> may reach his destination <i>“sans se poiner ou se
+fatiguer”</i> (with large qualifications); but <i>sans</i> very much else
+whereof he were none the worse. The gain seems so obvious that you forget to
+miss all that lay between the springing stride of the early start and the
+pleasant weariness of the end approached, when the limbs lag a little as the
+lights of your destination begin to glimmer through the dusk. All that lay
+between! “A Day’s Ride a Life’s Romance” was the excellent title of an
+unsuccessful book; and indeed the journey should march with the day, beginning
+and ending with its sun, to be the complete thing, the golden round, required
+of it. This makes that mind and body fare together, hand in hand, sharing the
+hope, the action, the fruition; finding equal sweetness in the languor of
+aching limbs at eve and in the first god-like intoxication of motion with
+braced muscle in the sun. For walk or ride take the mind over greater distances
+than a throbbing whirl with stiffening joints and cramped limbs through a dozen
+counties. Surely you seem to cover vaster spaces with Lavengro, footing it with
+gipsies or driving his tinker’s cart across lonely commons, than with many a
+globe-trotter or steam-yachtsman with diary or log? And even that dividing
+line—strictly marked and rarely overstepped—between the man who bicycles and
+the man who walks, is less due to a prudent regard for personal safety of the
+one part than to an essential difference in minds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is a certain supernal, a deific, state of mind which may indeed be
+experienced in a minor degree, by any one, in the siesta part of a Turkish
+bath. But this particular golden glow of the faculties is only felt at its
+fulness after severe and prolonged exertion in the open air. “A man ought to be
+seen by the gods,” says Marcus Aurelius, “neither dissatisfied with anything,
+nor complaining.” Though this does not sound at first hearing an excessive
+demand to make of humanity, yet the gods, I fancy, look long and often for such
+a sight in these unblest days of hurry. If ever seen at all, ’tis when after
+many a mile in sun and wind—maybe rain—you reach at last, with the folding
+star, your destined rustic inn. There, in its homely, comfortable strangeness,
+after unnumbered chops with country ale, the hard facts of life begin to swim
+in a golden mist. You are isled from accustomed cares and worries—you are set
+in a peculiar nook of rest. Then old failures seem partial successes, then old
+loves come back in their fairest form, but this time with never a shadow of
+regret, then old jokes renew their youth and flavour. You ask nothing of the
+gods above, nothing of men below—not even their company. To-morrow you shall
+begin life again: shall write your book, make your fortune, do anything;
+meanwhile you sit, and the jolly world swings round, and you seem to hear it
+circle to the music of the spheres. What pipe was ever thus beatifying in
+effect? You are aching all over, and enjoying it; and the scent of the limes
+drifts in through the window. This is undoubtedly the best and greatest country
+in the world; and none but good fellows abide in it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+    Laud we the Gods,<br/>
+And let our crooked smokes climb to their nostrils<br/>
+From our blest altars.<br/>
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap02"></a>The Romance of the Rail</h2>
+
+<p>
+In these iron days of the dominance of steam, the crowning wrong that is
+wrought us of furnace and piston-rod lies in their annihilation of the
+steadfast mystery of the horizon, so that the imagination no longer begins to
+work at the point where vision ceases. In happier times, three hundred years
+ago, the seafarers from Bristol City looked out from the prows of their vessels
+in the grey of the morning, and wot not rightly whether the land they saw might
+be Jerusalem or Madagascar, or if it were not North and South America. “And
+there be certaine flitting islands,” says one, “which have been oftentimes
+seene, and when men approached near them they vanished.” “It may be that the
+gulfs will wash us down,” said Ulysses (thinking of what Americans call the
+“getting-off place”); “it may be we shall touch the Happy Isles.” And so on,
+and so on; each with his special hope or “wild surmise.” There was always a
+chance of touching the Happy Isles. And in that first fair world whose men and
+manners we knew through story-books, before experience taught us far other, the
+Prince mounts his horse one fine morning, and rides all day, and sleeps in a
+forest; and next morning, lo! a new country: and he rides by fields and granges
+never visited before, through faces strange to him, to where an unknown King
+steps down to welcome the mysterious stranger. And he marries the Princess, and
+dwells content for many a year; till one day he thinks “I will look upon my
+father’s face again, though the leagues be long to my own land.” And he rides
+all day, and sleeps in a forest; and next morning he is made welcome at home,
+where his name has become a dim memory. Which is all as it should be; for,
+annihilate time and space as you may, a man’s stride remains the true standard
+of distance; an eternal and unalterable scale. The severe horizon, too, repels
+the thoughts as you gaze to the infinite considerations that lie about, within
+touch and hail; and the night cometh, when no man can work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To all these natural bounds and limitations it is good to get back now and
+again, from a life assisted and smooth by artificialities. Where iron has
+superseded muscle, the kindly life-blood is apt to throb dull as the measured
+beat of the steam-engine. But the getting back to them is now a matter of
+effort, of set purpose, a stepping aside out of our ordinary course; they are
+no longer unsought influences towards the making of character. So perhaps the
+time of them has gone by, here in this second generation of steam. <i>Pereunt
+et imputantur;</i> they pass away, and are scored against not us but our guilty
+fathers. For ourselves, our peculiar slate is probably filling fast. The
+romance of the steam-engine is yet to be captured and expressed—not fully nor
+worthily, perhaps, until it too is a vanished regret; though Emerson for one
+will not have it so, and maintains and justifies its right to immediate
+recognition as poetic material. “For as it is dislocation and detachment from
+the life of God that makes things ugly, the poet, who re-attaches things to
+Nature and the whole—re-attaching even artificial things and violations of
+Nature to Nature by a deeper insight—disposes very easily of the most
+disagreeable facts”; so that he looks upon “the factory village and the
+railway” and “sees them fall within the great Order not less than the bee-hive
+or the spider’s geometrical web.” The poet, however, seems hard to convince
+hereof. Emerson will have it that “Nature loves the gliding train of cars”;
+“instead of which” the poet still goes about the country singing purling
+brooks. Painters have been more flexible and liberal. Turner saw and did his
+best to seize the spirit of the thing, its kinship with the elements, and to
+blend furnace-glare and rush of iron with the storm-shower, the wind and the
+thwart-flashing sun-rays, and to make the whole a single expression of
+irresoluble force. And even in a certain work by another and a very different
+painter—though I willingly acquit Mr Frith of any deliberate romantic
+intention—you shall find the element of romance in the vestiges of the old
+order still lingering in the first transition period: the coach-shaped railway
+carriages with luggage piled and corded on top, the red-coated guard, the
+little engine tethered well ahead as if between traces. To those bred within
+sight of the sea, steamers will always partake in somewhat of the “beauty and
+mystery of the ships”; above all, if their happy childhood have lain among the
+gleaming lochs and sinuous firths of the Western Highlands, where, twice a week
+maybe, the strange visitant crept by headland and bay, a piece of the busy,
+mysterious outer world. For myself, I probably stand alone in owning to a
+sentimental weakness for the night-piercing whistle—judiciously remote, as some
+men love the skirl of the pipes. In the days when streets were less wearily
+familiar than now, or ever the golden cord was quite loosed that led back to
+relinquished fields and wider skies, I have lain awake on stifling summer
+nights, thinking of luckier friends by moor and stream, and listening for the
+whistles from certain railway stations, veritable “horns of Elf-land, faintly
+blowing.” Then, a ghostly passenger, I have taken my seat in a phantom train,
+and sped up, up, through the map, rehearsing the journey bit by bit: through
+the furnace-lit Midlands, and on till the grey glimmer of dawn showed stone
+walls in place of hedges, and masses looming up on either side; till the bright
+sun shone upon brown leaping streams and purple heather, and the clear, sharp
+northern air streamed in through the windows. Return, indeed, was bitter;
+Endymion-like, “my first touch of the earth went nigh to kill”: but it was only
+to hurry northwards again on the wings of imagination, from dust and heat to
+the dear mountain air. “We are only the children who might have been,” murmured
+Lamb’s dream babes to him; and for the sake of those dream-journeys, the
+journeys that might have been, I still hail with a certain affection the call
+of the engine in the night: even as I love sometimes to turn the enchanted
+pages of the railway a b c, and pass from one to the other name reminiscent or
+suggestive of joy and freedom, Devonian maybe, or savouring of Wessex, or
+bearing me away to some sequestered reach of the quiet Thames.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap03"></a>Non Libri Sed Liberi</h2>
+
+<p>
+It will never be clear to the lay mind why the book-buyer buys books. That it
+is not to read them is certain: the closest inspection always fails to find him
+thus engaged. He will talk about them—all night if you let him—wave his hand to
+them, shake his fist at them, shed tears over them (in the small hours of the
+morning); but he will not read them. Yet it would be rash to infer that he buys
+his books without a remote intention of ever reading them. Most book lovers
+start with the honest resolution that some day they will “shut down on” this
+fatal practice. Then they purpose to themselves to enter into their charmed
+circle, and close the gates of Paradise behind them. Then will they read out of
+nothing but first editions; every day shall be a debauch in large paper and
+tall copies; and crushed morocco shall be familiar to their touch as buckram.
+Meanwhile, though, books continue to flaunt their venal charms; it would be
+cowardice to shun the fray. In fine, one buys and continues to buy; and the
+promised Sabbath never comes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The process of the purchase is always much the same, therein resembling the
+familiar but inferior passion of love. There is the first sight of the Object,
+accompanied of a catching of the breath, a trembling in the limbs, loss of
+appetite, ungovernable desire, and a habit of melancholy in secret places. But
+once possessed, once toyed with amorously for an hour or two, the Object (as in
+the inferior passion aforesaid) takes its destined place on the shelf—where it
+stays. And this saith the scoffer, is all; but even he does not fail to remark
+with a certain awe that the owner goeth thereafter as one possessing a happy
+secret and radiating an inner glow. Moreover, he is insufferably conceited, and
+his conceit waxeth as his coat, now condemned to a fresh term of servitude,
+groweth shabbier. And shabby though his coat may be, yet will he never stoop to
+renew its pristine youth and gloss by the price of any book. No man—no human,
+masculine, natural man—ever sells a book. Men have been known in moments of
+thoughtlessness, or compelled by temporary necessity, to rob, to equivocate, to
+do murder, to commit what they should not, to “wince and relent and refrain”
+from what they should: these things, howbeit regrettable, are common to
+humanity, and may happen to any of us. But amateur bookselling is foul and
+unnatural; and it is noteworthy that our language, so capable of particularity,
+contains no distinctive name for the crime. Fortunately it is hardly known to
+exist: the face of the public being set against it as a flint—and the trade
+giving such wretched prices.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In book-buying you not infrequently condone an extravagance by the reflection
+that this particular purchase will be a good investment, sordidly considered:
+that you are not squandering income but sinking capital. But you know all the
+time that you are lying. Once possessed, books develop a personality: they take
+on a touch of warm human life that links them in a manner with our kith and
+kin. <i>Non angli sed Angeli</i> was the comment of a missionary (old style) on
+the small human duodecimos exposed for sale in the Roman market-place; and many
+a buyer, when some fair-haired little chattel passed into his possession, must
+have felt that here was something vendible no more. So of these you may well
+affirm <i>Non libri sed liberi;</i> children now, adopted into the circle, they
+shall be trafficked in never again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is one exception which has sadly to be made—one class of men, of whom I
+would fain, if possible, have avoided mention, who are strangers to any such
+scruples. These be Executors—a word to be strongly accented on the penultimate;
+for, indeed, they are the common headsmen of collections, and most of all do
+whet their bloody edge for harmless books. Hoary, famous old collections,
+budding young collections, fair virgin collections of a single author—all go
+down before the executor’s remorseless axe. He careth not and he spareth not.
+“The iniquity of oblivion blindly scattereth her poppy,” and it is chiefly by
+the hand of the executor that she doth love to scatter it. May oblivion be his
+portion for ever!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of a truth, the foes of the book-lover are not few. One of the most insidious,
+because he cometh at first in friendly, helpful guise, is the bookbinder. Not
+in that he bindeth books—for the fair binding is the final crown and flower of
+painful achievement—but because he bindeth not: because the weary weeks lapse
+by and turn to months, and the months to years, and still the binder bindeth
+not: and the heart grows sick with hope deferred. Each morn the maiden binds
+her hair, each spring the honeysuckle binds the cottage-porch, each autumn the
+harvester binds his sheaves, each winter the iron frost binds lake and stream,
+and still the bookbinder he bindeth not. Then a secret voice whispereth:
+“Arise, be a man, and slay him! Take him grossly, full of bread, with all his
+crimes broad-blown, as flush as May; At gaming, swearing, or about some act
+That hath no relish of salvation in it!” But when the deed is done, and the
+floor strewn with fragments of binder—still the books remain unbound. You have
+made all that horrid mess for nothing, and the weary path has to be trodden
+over again. As a general rule, the man in the habit of murdering bookbinders,
+though he performs a distinct service to society, only wastes his own time and
+takes no personal advantage.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And even supposing that after many days your books return to you in leathern
+surcoats bravely tricked with gold, you have scarce yet weathered the Cape and
+sailed into halcyon seas. For these books—well, you kept them many weeks before
+binding them, that the oleaginous printer’s-ink might fully dry before the
+necessary hammering; you forbore to open the pages, that the autocratic binder
+might refold the sheets if he pleased; and now that all is over—<i>consummatum
+est</i>—still you cannot properly enjoy the harvest of a quiet mind. For these
+purple emperors are not to be read in bed, nor during meals, nor on the grass
+with a pipe on Sundays; and these brief periods are all the whirling times
+allow you for solid serious reading. Still, after all, you have them; you can
+at least pulverise your friends with the sight; and what have they to show
+against them? Probably some miserable score or so of half-bindings, such as
+lead you scornfully to quote the hackneyed couplet concerning the poor Indian
+whose untutored mind clothes him before but leaves him bare behind. Let us
+thank the gods that such things are: that to some of us they give not poverty
+nor riches but a few good books in whole bindings. Dowered with these and (if
+it be vouchsafed) a cup of Burgundy that is sound even if it be not old, we can
+leave to others the foaming grape of Eastern France that was vintaged in ’74,
+and with it the whole range of shilling shockers,—the Barmecidal feast of the
+purposeful novelist—yea, even the countless series that tell of Eminent Women
+and Successful Men.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap04"></a>Loafing</h2>
+
+<p>
+When the golden Summer has rounded languidly to his close, when Autumn has been
+carried forth in russet winding-sheet, then all good fellows who look upon
+holidays as a chief end of life return from moor and stream and begin to take
+stock of gains and losses. And the wisest, realising that the time of action is
+over while that of reminiscence has begun, realise too that the one is pregnant
+with greater pleasures than the other—that action, indeed, is only the means to
+an end of reflection and appreciation. Wisest of all, the Loafer stands apart
+supreme. For he, of one mind with the philosopher as to the end, goes straight
+to it at once; and his happy summer has accordingly been spent in those
+subjective pleasures of the mind whereof the others, the men of muscle and
+peeled faces, are only just beginning to taste.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And yet though he may a little despise (or rather pity) them, the Loafer does
+not dislike nor altogether shun them. Far from it: they are very necessary to
+him. For <i>“Suave mari magno”</i> is the motto of your true Loafer; and it is
+chiefly by keeping ever in view the struggles and the clamorous jostlings of
+the unenlightened making holiday that he is able to realise the bliss of his
+own condition and maintain his self-satisfaction at boiling-point. And so is he
+never very far away from the track beaten by the hurrying Philistine hoof, but
+hovers more or less on the edge of it, where, the sole fixed star amidst
+whirling constellations, he may watch the mad world “glance, and nod, and hurry
+by.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There are many such centres of contemplation along the West Coast of Scotland.
+Few places are better loafing-ground than a pier, with its tranquil “lucid
+interval” between steamers, the ever recurrent throb of paddle-wheel, the rush
+and foam of beaten water among the piles, splash of ropes and rumble of
+gangways, and all the attendant hurry and scurry of the human morrice. Here,
+<i>tanquam in speculo,</i> the Loafer as he lounges may, by attorney as it
+were, touch gently every stop in the great organ of the emotions of mortality.
+Rapture of meeting, departing woe, love at first sight, disdain, laughter,
+indifference—he may experience them all, but attenuated and as if he saw them
+in a dream; as if, indeed, he were Heine’s god in dream on a mountain-side. Let
+the drowsy deity awake and all these puppets, emanations of his dream, will
+vanish into the nothing whence they came. And these emotions may be renewed
+each morning; if a fair one sail to-day, be sure that one as fair will land
+to-morrow. The supply is inexhaustible.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But in the South perhaps the happiest loafing-ground is the gift of Father
+Thames; for there again the contrast of violent action, with its blisters,
+perspiration, and the like, throws into fine relief the bliss of “quietism.” I
+know one little village in the upper reaches where loafing may be pushed to
+high perfection. Here the early hours of the morning are vexed by the voices of
+boaters making their way down the little street to the river. The most of them
+go staggering under hampers, bundles of waterproofs, and so forth. Their voices
+are clamant of feats to be accomplished: they will row, they will punt, they
+will paddle, till they weary out the sun. All this the Loafer hears through the
+open door of his cottage, where in his shirt-sleeves he is dallying with his
+bacon, as a gentleman should. He is the only one who has had a comfortable
+breakfast—and he knows it. Later he will issue forth and stroll down in their
+track to the bridge. The last of these Argonauts is pulling lustily forth; the
+river is dotted with evanishing blazers. Upon all these lunatics a pitiless
+Phoebus shines triumphant. The Loafer sees the last of them off the stage,
+turns his back on it, and seeks the shady side of the street.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A holy calm possesses the village now; the foreign element has passed away with
+shouting and waving of banners, and its natural life of somnolency is in
+evidence at last. And first, as a true Loafer should, let him respectfully
+greet each several village dog. <i>Arcades ambo</i>—loafers likewise—they lie
+there in the warm dust, each outside his own door, ready to return the smallest
+courtesy. Their own lords and masters are not given to the exchange of
+compliments nor to greetings in the market-place. The dog is generally the
+better gentleman, and he is aware of it; and he duly appreciates the loafer,
+who is not too proud to pause a moment, change the news, and pass the time of
+day. He will mark his sense of this attention by rising from his dust-divan and
+accompanying his caller some steps on his way. But he will stop short of his
+neighbour’s dust-patch; for the morning is really too hot for a shindy. So, by
+easy stages (the street is not a long one: six dogs will see it out), the
+Loafer quits the village; and now the world is before him. Shall he sit on a
+gate and smoke? or lie on the grass and smoke? or smoke aimlessly and at large
+along the road? Such a choice of happiness is distracting; but perhaps the last
+course is the best—as needing the least mental effort of selection. Hardly,
+however, has he fairly started his first daydream when the snappish “ting” of a
+bellkin recalls him to realities. By comes the bicyclist: dusty, sweating, a
+piteous thing to look upon. But the irritation of the strepitant metal has
+jarred the Loafer’s always exquisite nerves: he is fain to climb a gate and
+make his way towards solitude and the breezy downs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Up here all vestiges of a sordid humanity disappear. The Loafer is alone with
+the south-west wind and the blue sky. Only a carolling of larks and a tinkling
+from distant flocks break the brooding noonday stillness; above, the wind-hover
+hangs motionless, a black dot on the blue. Prone on his back on the springy
+turf, gazing up into the sky, his fleshy integument seems to drop away, and the
+spirit ranges at will among the tranquil clouds. This way Nirvana nearest lies.
+Earth no longer obtrudes herself; possibly somewhere a thousand miles or so
+below him the thing still “spins like a fretful midge.” The Loafer knows not
+nor cares. His is now an astral body, and through golden spaces of imagination
+his soul is winging her untrammelled flight. And there he really might remain
+for ever, but that his vagrom spirit is called back to earth by a gentle but
+resistless, very human summons,—a gradual, consuming, Pantagruelian, god-like,
+thirst: a thirst to thank Heaven on. So, with a sigh half of regret, half of
+anticipation, he bends his solitary steps towards the nearest inn. Tobacco for
+one is good; to commune with oneself and be still is truest wisdom; but beer is
+a thing of deity—beer is divine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Later the Loafer may decently make some concession to popular taste by
+strolling down to the river and getting out his boat. With one paddle out he
+will drift down the stream: just brushing the flowering rush and the
+meadow-sweet and taking in as peculiar gifts the varied sweets of even. The
+loosestrife is his, and the arrow-head: his the distant moan of the weir; his
+are the glories, amber and scarlet and silver, of the sunset-haunted surface.
+By-and-by the boaters will pass him homeward-bound. All are blistered and sore:
+his withers are unwrung. Most are too tired and hungry to see the sunset
+glories; no corporeal pangs clog his <i>æsthesis</i>—his perceptive faculty.
+Some have quarrelled in the day and are no longer on speaking terms; he is at
+peace with himself and with the whole world. Of all that lay them down in the
+little village that night, his sleep will be the surest and the sweetest. For
+not even the blacksmith himself will have better claim to have earned a night’s
+repose.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap05"></a>Cheap Knowledge</h2>
+
+<p>
+When at times it happens to me that I ’gin to be aweary of the sun, and to find
+the fair apple of life dust and ashes at the core—just because, perhaps, I
+can’t afford Melampus Brown’s last volume of poems in large paper, but must
+perforce condescend upon the two-and-sixpenny edition for the million—then I
+bring myself to a right temper by recalling to memory a sight which now and
+again in old days would touch the heart of me to a happier pulsation. In the
+long, dark winter evenings, outside some shop window whose gaslight flared
+brightest into the chilly street, I would see some lad—sometimes even a
+girl—book in hand, heedless of cold and wet, of aching limbs and straining
+eyes, careless of jostling passers-by, of rattle and turmoil behind them and
+about, their happy spirits far in an enchanted world: till the ruthless shopman
+turned out the gas and brought them rudely back to the bitter reality of
+cramped legs and numbed fingers. “My brother!” or “My sister!” I would cry
+inwardly, feeling the link that bound us together. They possessed, for the
+hour, the two gifts most precious to the student—light and solitude: the true
+solitude of the roaring street.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Somehow this vision rarely greets me now. Probably the Free Libraries have
+supplanted the flickering shop lights; and every lad and lass can enter and
+call for Miss Braddon and batten thereon “in luxury’s sofa-lap of leather”; and
+of course this boon is appreciated and profited by, and we shall see the divine
+results in a year or two. And yet sometimes, like the dear old Baron in the
+“Red Lamp,” “I wonder?”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For myself, public libraries possess a special horror, as of lonely wastes and
+dragon-haunted fens. The stillness and the heavy air, the feeling of
+restriction and surveillance, the mute presence of these other readers, “all
+silent and all damned,” combine to set up a nervous irritation fatal to quiet
+study. Had I to choose, I would prefer the windy street. And possibly others
+have found that the removal of checks and obstacles makes the path which leads
+to the divine mountain-tops less tempting, now that it is less rugged. So full
+of human nature are we all—still—despite the Radical missionaries that labour
+in the vineyard. Before the National Gallery was extended and rearranged, there
+was a little “St Catherine” by Pinturicchio that possessed my undivided
+affections. In those days she hung near the floor, so that those who would
+worship must grovel; and little I grudged it. Whenever I found myself near
+Trafalgar Square with five minutes to spare I used to turn in and sit on the
+floor before the object of my love, till gently but firmly replaced on my legs
+by the attendant. She hangs on the line now, in the grand new room; but I never
+go to see her. Somehow she is not my “St Catherine” of old. Doubtless Free
+Libraries affect many students in the same way: on the same principle as that
+now generally accepted—that it is the restrictions placed on vice by our social
+code which make its pursuit so peculiarly agreeable.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But even when the element of human nature has been fully allowed for, it
+remains a question whether the type of mind that a generation or two of Free
+Libraries will evolve is or is not the one that the world most desiderates; and
+whether the spare reading and consequent fertile thinking necessitated by the
+old, or gas-lamp, style is not productive of sounder results. The cloyed and
+congested mind resulting from the free run of these grocers’ shops to
+omnivorous appetites (and all young readers are omnivorous) bids fair to
+produce a race of literary resurrection-men: a result from which we may well
+pray to be spared. Of all forms of lettered effusiveness that which exploits
+the original work of others and professes to supply us with right opinions
+thereanent is the least wanted. And whether he take to literary expression by
+pen or only wag the tongue of him, the grocer’s boy of letters is sure to prove
+a prodigious bore. The Free Library, if it be fulfilling the programme of its
+advocates, is breeding such as he by scores.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But after all there is balm in Gilead; and much joy and consolation may be
+drawn from the sorrowful official reports, by which it would appear that the
+patrons of these libraries are confining their reading, with a charming
+unanimity, exclusively to novels. And indeed they cannot do better; there is no
+more blessed thing on earth than a good novel, not the least merit of which is
+that it induces a state of passive, unconscious enjoyment, and never frenzies
+the reader to go out and put the world right. Next to fairy tales—the original
+world-fiction—our modern novels may be ranked as our most precious possessions;
+and so it has come to pass that I shall now cheerfully pay my five shillings,
+or ten shillings, or whatever it may shortly be, in the pound towards the Free
+Library: convinced at last that the money is not wasted in training exponents
+of the subjectivity of this writer and the objectivity of that, nor in
+developing fresh imitators of dead discredited styles, but is righteously
+devoted to the support of wholesome, honest, unpretending novel-reading.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap06"></a>The Rural Pan</h2>
+
+<h3>(An April Essay)</h3>
+
+<p>
+Through shady Throgmorton Street and about the vale of Cheapside the restless
+Mercury is flitting, with furtive eye and voice a little hoarse from bidding in
+the market. Further west, down classic Piccadilly, moves the young Apollo, the
+lord of the unerring (satin) bow; and nothing meaner than a frock-coat shall in
+these latter years float round his perfect limbs. But remote in other haunts
+than these the rural Pan is hiding, and piping the low, sweet strain that
+reaches only the ears of a chosen few. And now that the year wearily turns and
+stretches herself before the perfect waking, the god emboldened begins to blow
+a clearer note.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the waking comes at last, and Summer is abroad, these deities will abroad
+too, each as his several attributes move him. Who is this that flieth up the
+reaches of the Thames in steam-launch hired for the day? Mercury is out—some
+dozen or fifteen strong. The flower-gemmed banks crumble and slide down under
+the wash of his rampant screw; his wake is marked by a line of lobster-claws,
+gold-necked bottles, and fragments of veal-pie. Resplendent in blazer, he may
+even be seen to embrace the slim-waisted nymph, haunter of green (room) shades,
+in the full gaze of the shocked and scandalised sun. Apollo meantime reposeth,
+passively beautiful, on the lawn of the Guards’ Club at Maidenhead. Here, O
+Apollo, are haunts meet for thee. A deity subjectively inclined, he is neither
+objective nor, it must be said for him, at all objectionable, like them of
+Mercury.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Meanwhile, nor launches nor lawns tempt him that pursueth the rural Pan. In the
+hushed recesses of Hurley backwater where the canoe may be paddled almost under
+the tumbling comb of the weir, he is to be looked for; there the god pipes with
+freest abandonment. Or under the great shadow of Streatley Hill, “annihilating
+all that’s made to a green thought in a green shade”; or better yet, pushing an
+explorer’s prow up the remote untravelled Thame, till Dorchester’s stately roof
+broods over the quiet fields. In solitudes such as these Pan sits and dabbles,
+and all the air is full of the music of his piping. Southwards, again, on the
+pleasant Surrey downs there is shouting and jostling; dust that is drouthy and
+language that is sultry. Thither comes the young Apollo, calmly confident as
+ever; and he meeteth certain Mercuries of the baser sort, who do him obeisance,
+call him captain and lord, and then proceed to skin him from head to foot as
+thoroughly as the god himself flayed Marsyas in days of yore, at a certain
+Spring Meeting in Phrygia: a good instance of Time’s revenges. And yet Apollo
+returns to town and swears he has had a grand day. He does so every year. Out
+of hearing of all the clamour, the rural Pan may be found stretched on Ranmore
+Common, loitering under Abinger pines, or prone by the secluded stream of the
+sinuous Mole, abounding in friendly greetings for his foster-brothers the
+dab-chick and water-rat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For a holiday, Mercury loveth the Pullman Express, and a short hour with a
+society paper; anon, brown boots on the pier, and the pleasant combination of
+Métropole and Monopole. Apollo for his part will urge the horses of the Sun:
+and, if he leaveth the society weekly to Mercury, yet he loveth well the
+Magazine. From which <i>omphalos</i> or hub of the universe he will direct his
+shining team even to the far Hesperides of Richmond or of Windsor. Both iron
+road and level highway are shunned by the rural Pan, who chooses rather to foot
+it along the sheep track on the limitless downs or the thwart-leading footpath
+through copse and spinney, not without pleasant fellowship with feather and
+fir. Nor does it follow from all this that the god is unsocial. Albeit shy of
+the company of his more showy brother-deities, he loveth the more unpretentious
+humankind, especially them that are <i>adscripti glebæ,</i> addicted to the
+kindly soil and to the working thereof: perfect in no way, only simple, cheery
+sinners. For he is only half a god after all, and the red earth in him is
+strong. When the pelting storm drives the wayfarers to the sheltering inn,
+among the little group on bench and settle Pan has been known to appear at
+times, in homely guise of hedger-and-ditcher or weather-beaten shepherd from
+the downs. Strange lore and quaint fancy he will then impart, in the musical
+Wessex or Mercian he has learned to speak so naturally; though it may not be
+till many a mile away that you begin to suspect that you have unwittingly
+talked with him who chased the flying Syrinx in Arcady and turned the tide of
+fight at Marathon.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yes: to-day the iron horse has searched the country through—east and west,
+north and south—bringing with it Commercialism, whose god is Jerry, and who
+studs the hills with stucco and garrotes the streams with the girder. Bringing,
+too, into every nook and corner fashion and chatter, the tailor-made gown and
+the eyeglass. Happily a great part is still spared—how great these others
+fortunately do not know—in which the rural Pan and his following may hide their
+heads for yet a little longer, until the growing tyranny has invaded the last
+common, spinney, and sheep-down, and driven the kindly god, the well-wisher to
+man—whither?
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap07"></a>Marginalia</h2>
+
+<p>
+American Hunt, in his suggestive “Talks about Art,” demands that the child
+shall be encouraged—or rather permitted, for the natural child needs little
+encouragement—to draw when- and whereon-soever he can; for, says he, the
+child’s scribbling on the margin of his school-books is really worth more to
+him than all he gets out of them, and indeed, “to him the margin is the best
+part of all books, and he finds in it the soothing influence of a clear sky in
+a landscape.” Doubtless Sir Benjamin Backbite, though his was not an artist
+soul, had some dim feeling of this mighty truth when he spoke of that new
+quarto of his, in which “a neat rivulet of text shall meander through a meadow
+of margin”: boldly granting the margin to be of superior importance to the
+print. This metaphor is pleasantly expanded in Burton’s “Bookhunter”: wherein
+you read of certain folios with “their majestic stream of central print
+overflowing into rivulets of marginal notes, <i>sedgy with citations.</i>” But
+the good Doctor leaves the main stream for a backwater of error in inferring
+that the chief use of margins is to be a parading-ground for notes and
+citations. As if they had not absolute value in themselves, nor served a finer
+end! In truth, Hunt’s child was vastly the wiser man.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For myself, my own early margins chiefly served to note, cite, and illustrate
+the habits of crocodiles. Along the lower or “tail” edge, the saurian,
+splendidly serrated as to his back, arose out of old Nile; up one side negroes,
+swart as sucked lead-pencil could limn them, let fall their nerveless spears;
+up the other, monkeys, gibbering with terror, swarmed hastily up palm-trees—a
+plant to the untutored hand of easier outline than (say) your British oak.
+Meanwhile, all over the unregarded text Balbus slew Caius on the most
+inadequate provocation, or Hannibal pursued his victorious career, while Roman
+generals delivered ornate set speeches prior to receiving the usual
+satisfactory licking. Fabius, Hasdrubal—all alike were pallid shades with
+faint, thin voices powerless to pierce the distance. The margins of Cocytus
+doubtless knew them: mine were dedicated to the more attractive flesh and blood
+of animal life, the varied phases of the tropic forest. Or, in more practical
+mood, I would stoop to render certain facts recorded in the text. To these
+digressions I probably owe what little education I possess. For example, there
+was one sentence in our Roman history: “By this single battle of Magnesia,
+Antiochus the Great lost all his conquests in Asia Minor.” Serious historians
+really should not thus forget themselves. ’Twas so easy, by a touch of the pen,
+to transform “battle” into “bottle”; for “conquests” one could substitute a
+word for which not even Macaulay’s school-boy were at a loss; and the result,
+depicted with rude vigour in his margin, fixed the name of at least one ancient
+fight on the illustrator’s memory. But this plodding and material art had small
+charm for me: to whom the happy margin was a “clear sky” ever through which I
+could sail away at will to more gracious worlds. I was duly qualified by a
+painfully acquired ignorance of dead languages cautiously to approach my own;
+and ’twas no better. Along Milton’s margins the Gryphon must needs pursue the
+Arimaspian—what a chance, that Arimaspian, for the imaginative pencil! And so
+it has come about that, while Milton periods are mostly effaced from memory by
+the sponge of Time, I can still see that vengeful Gryphon, cousin-german to the
+gentle beast that danced the Lobster Quadrille by a certain shore.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is by no means insisted upon that the chief end and use of margins is for
+pictorial illustration, nor yet for furtive games of oughts and crosses, nor
+(in the case of hymn-books) for amorous missives scrawled against the canticle
+for the day, to be passed over into an adjacent pew: as used, alas! to happen
+in days when one was young and godless, and went to church. Nor, again, are the
+margins of certain poets entrusted to man for the composing thereon of
+infinitely superior rhymes on the subjects themselves have maltreated: a
+depraved habit, akin to scalping. What has never been properly recognised is
+the absolute value of the margin itself—a value frequently superior to its
+enclosure. In poetry the popular taste demands its margin, and takes care to
+get it in “the little verses wot they puts inside the crackers.” The special
+popularity, indeed, of lyric as opposed to epic verse is due to this habit of
+feeling. A good example maybe found in the work of Mr Swinburne: the latter is
+the better poetry, the earlier remains the more popular—because of its
+eloquence of margin. Mr Tupper might long ago have sat with laureate brow but
+for his neglect of this first principle. The song of Sigurd, our one epic of
+the century, is pitiably unmargined, and so has never won the full meed of
+glory it deserves; while the ingenious gentleman who wrote “Beowulf,” our other
+English epic, grasped the great fact from the first, so that his work is much
+the more popular of the two. The moral is evident. An authority on practical
+book-making has stated that “margin is a matter to be studied”; also that “to
+place the print in the centre of the paper is wrong in principle, and to be
+deprecated.” Now, if it be “wrong in principle,” let us push that principle to
+its legitimate conclusion, and “deprecate” the placing of print on any part of
+the paper at all. Without actually suggesting this course to any of our living
+bards, when, I may ask—when shall that true poet arise who, disdaining the
+trivialities of text, shall give the world a book of verse consisting entirely
+of margin? How we shall shove and jostle for large paper copies!
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap08"></a>The Eternal Whither</h2>
+
+<p>
+There was once an old cashier in some ancient City establishment, whose
+practice was to spend his yearly holiday in relieving some turnpike-man at his
+post, and performing all the duties appertaining thereunto. This was vulgarly
+taken to be an instance of mere mill-horse enslavement to his groove—the
+reception of payments; and it was spoken of both in mockery of all mill-horses
+and for the due admonishment of others. And yet that clerk had discovered for
+himself an unique method of seeing Life at its best, the flowing, hurrying,
+travelling, marketing Life of the Highway; the life of bagman and cart, of
+tinker, and pig-dealer, and all cheery creatures that drink and chaffer
+together in the sun. He belonged, above all, to the scanty class of
+clear-seeing persons who know both what they are good for and what they really
+want. To know what you would like to do is one thing; to go out boldly and do
+it is another—and a rarer; and the sterile fields about Hell-Gate are strewn
+with the corpses of those who would an if they could.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To be sure, being bent on the relaxation most congenial to one’s soul, it is
+possible to push one’s disregard for convention too far: as is seen in the case
+of another, though of an earlier generation, in the same establishment. In his
+office there was the customary “attendance-book,” wherein the clerks were
+expected to sign each day. Here his name one morning ceases abruptly from
+appearing; he signs, indeed, no more. Instead of signature you find, a little
+later, writ in careful commercial hand, this entry: “Mr—- did not attend at his
+office to-day, having been hanged at eight o’clock in the morning for
+horse-stealing.” Through the faded ink of this record do you not seem to catch,
+across the gulf of years, some waft of the jolly humanity which breathed in
+this prince among clerks? A formal precisian, doubtless, during business hours;
+but with just this honest love of horseflesh lurking deep down there in
+him—unsuspected, sweetening the whole lump. Can you not behold him, freed from
+his desk, turning to pursue his natural bent, as a city-bred dog still striveth
+to bury his bone deep in the hearth-rug? For no filthy lucre, you may be sure,
+but from sheer love of the pursuit itself! All the same, he erred; erred, if
+not in taste, at least in judgment: for we cannot entirely acquit him of blame
+for letting himself be caught.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In these tame and tedious days of the policeman rampant, our melancholy selves
+are debarred from many a sport, joyous and debonair, whereof our happier
+fathers were free. Book-stealing, to be sure, remains to us; but every one is
+not a collector; and, besides, ’tis a diversion you can follow with equal
+success all the year round. Still, the instance may haply be pregnant with
+suggestion to many who wearily ask each year, what new place or pursuit
+exhausted earth still keeps for the holiday-maker. ’Tis a sad but sober fact,
+that the most of men lead flat and virtuous lives, departing annually with
+their family to some flat and virtuous place, there to disport themselves in a
+manner that is decent, orderly, wholly uninteresting, vacant of every buxom
+stimulus. To such as these a suggestion, in all friendliness: why not try
+crime? We shall not attempt to specify the particular branch—for every one must
+himself seek out and find the path his nature best fits him to follow; but the
+general charm of the prospect must be evident to all. The freshness and novelty
+of secrecy, the artistic satisfaction in doing the act of self-expression as
+well as it can possibly be done; the experience of being not the hunter, but
+the hunted, not the sportsman, but the game; the delight of comparing and
+discussing crimes with your mates over a quiet pipe on your return to town;
+these new pleasures—these and their like—would furnish just that gentle
+stimulant, that peaceful sense of change so necessary to the tired worker. And
+then the fact, that you would naturally have to select and plan out your
+particular line of diversion without advice or assistance, has its own
+advantage. For the moment a man takes to dinning in your ears that you ought,
+you really ought, to go to Norway, you at once begin to hate Norway with a hate
+that ever will be; and to have Newlyn, Cromer, or Dawlish, Carinthia or the
+Austrian Tyrol jammed down your throat, is enough to initiate the discovery
+that your own individual weakness is a joyous and persistent liking for
+manslaughter.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some few seem to be born without much innate tendency to crime. After all, it
+is mostly a matter of heredity; these unfortunates are less culpable than their
+neglectful ancestors; and it is a fault that none need really blush for in the
+present. For such as they there still remains the example of the
+turnpike-loving clerk, with all its golden possibilities. Denied the great
+delight of driving a locomotive, or a fire-engine—whirled along in a glorious
+nimbus of smoke-pant, spark-shower, and hoarse warning roar—what bliss to the
+palefaced quilldriver to command a penny steamboat between London Bridge and
+Chelsea! to drive a four-horsed Jersey-car to Kew at sixpence a head! Though
+turnpikes be things of the past, there are still tolls to be taken on many a
+pleasant reach of Thames. What happiness in quiet moments to tend the
+lock-keeper’s flower-beds—perhaps make love to his daughter; anon in busier
+times to let the old gates swing, work the groaning winches, and hear the water
+lap and suck and gurgle as it slowly sinks or rises with its swaying freight;
+to dangle legs over the side and greet old acquaintances here and there among
+the parti-coloured wayfarers passing up or down; while tobacco palleth not on
+the longest day, and beer is ever within easy reach. The iron tetter that
+scurfs the face of our island has killed out the pleasant life of the road; but
+many of its best conditions still linger round these old toll gates, free from
+dust and clatter, on the silent liquid Highway to the West.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These for the weaker brethren: but for him who is conscious of the Gift, the
+path is plain.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap09"></a>Deus Terminus</h2>
+
+<p>
+The practical Roman, stern constructor of roads and codes, when he needs must
+worship, loved a deity practical as himself; and in his parcelling of the known
+world into plots, saying unto this man, Bide here, and to that, Sit you down
+there, he could scarce fail to evolve the god Terminus: visible witness of
+possession and dominion, type of solid facts not to be quibbled away. We Romans
+of this latter day—so hailed by others, or complacently christened by
+ourselves—are Roman in nothing more than in this; and, as much in the less
+tangible realms of thought as in our solid acres, we are fain to set up the
+statue which shall proclaim that so much country is explored, marked out,
+allotted, and done with; that such and such ramblings and excursions are
+practicable and permissible, and all else is exploded, illegal, or absurd. And
+in this way we are left with naught but a vague lingering tradition of the
+happier days before the advent of the ruthless deity.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The sylvan glories of yonder stretch of woodland renew themselves each autumn,
+regal as ever. It is only the old enchantment that is gone; banished by the
+matter-of-fact deity, who has stolidly settled exactly where Lord A.’s shooting
+ends and Squire B.’s begins. Once, no such petty limitations fettered the mind.
+A step into the woodland was a step over the border—the margin of the material;
+and then, good-bye to the modern world of the land-agent and the “Field”
+advertisement! A chiming of little bells over your head, and lo! the peregrine,
+with eyes like jewels, fluttered through the trees, her jesses catching in the
+boughs. ’Twas the favourite of the Princess, the windows of whose father’s
+castle already gleamed through the trees, where honours and favours awaited the
+adventurous. The white doe sprang away through the thicket, her snowy flank
+stained with blood; she made for the enchanted cot, and for entrance you too
+had the pass-word. Did you fail on her traces, nor fox nor mole was too busy to
+spare a moment for friendly advice or information. Little hands were stretched
+to trip you, fairy gibe and mockery pelted you from every rabbit-hole; and O
+what Dryads you have kissed among the leaves, in that brief blissful moment ere
+they hardened into tree! ’Tis pity, indeed, that this sort of thing should have
+been made to share the suspicion attaching to the poacher; that the stony stare
+of the boundary god should confront you at the end of every green ride and
+rabbit-run; while the very rabbits themselves are too disgusted with the
+altered circumstances to tarry a moment for so much as to exchange the time of
+day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Truly this age is born, like Falstaff, with a white head and something a round
+belly: and will none of your jigs and fantasies. The golden era of princesses
+is past. For your really virtuous ’prentices there still remain a merchant’s
+daughter or two, and a bottle of port o’ Sundays on the Clapham mahogany. For
+the rest of us, one or two decent clubs, and plenty of nice roomy lunatic
+asylums. “Go spin, you jade, go spin!” is the one greeting for Imagination. And
+yet—what a lip the slut has! What an ankle! Go to: there’s nobody looking; let
+us lock the door, pull down the blinds, and write us a merry ballad.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+’Tis ungracious, perhaps, to regret what is gone for ever, when so much is
+given in return. A humour we have, that is entirely new; and allotments that
+shall win back Astræa. Our Labor Program stands for evidence that the Board
+School, at least, has done enduring work; and the useless race of poets is fast
+dying out. Though we no longer conjecture what song the Sirens sang, or what
+name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, yet many a prize (of
+guineas galore) awaits the competitor who will stoop, week by week, to more
+practical research. “Le monde marche,” as Renan hath it, “vers une sorte
+d’americanisme.... Peut-être la vulgarité générale sera-t-elle un jour la
+condition du bonheur des élus. Nous n’avons pas le droit d’etre fort
+difficiles.” We will be very facile, then, since needs must; remembering the
+good old proverb that “scornful dogs eat dirty puddings.” But, ere we show
+Terminus the door, at least let us fling one stone at the shrieking sulphureous
+houses of damnation erected as temples in his honour, and dignified with his
+name! There, ’mid clangour, dirt, and pestilence of crowding humanity, the very
+spirit of worry and unrest sits embodied. The old Roman was not such a bad
+fellow. His deity of demarcation at least breathed open air, and knew the
+kindly touch of sun and wind. His simple rites were performed amid flowers and
+under blue sky, by sunny roads or tranquil waters; and on this particular altar
+the sacrifice was ordained to be free from any stain of gore. Our hour of
+sacrifice, alas, has not yet come. When it does—(<i>et haud procul
+absit!</i>)—let the offering be no bloodless one, but let (for choice) a fat
+and succulent stationmaster smoke and crackle on the altar of expiation!
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap10"></a>Of Smoking</h2>
+
+<p>
+Concerning Cigarette Smoking: It hath been well observed by a certain
+philosopher that this is a practice commendable enough, and pleasant to indulge
+in, “when you’re not smoking”; wherein the whole criticism of the cigarette is
+found, in a little room. Of the same manner of thinking was one that I knew,
+who kept by him an ample case bulging with cigarettes, to smoke while he was
+filling his pipe. Toys they be verily, <i>nugæ,</i> and shadows of the
+substance. Serviceable, nevertheless, as shadows sometimes be when the
+substance is temporarily unattainable; as between the acts of a play, in the
+park, or while dressing for dinner: that such moments may not be entirely
+wasted. That cigarette, however, which is so prompt to appear after dinner I
+would reprehend and ban and totally abolish: as enemy to that diviner thing
+before which it should pale its ineffectual fires in shame—to wit, good drink,
+<i>“la dive bouteille”;</i> except indeed when the liquor be bad, as is
+sometimes known to happen. Then it may serve in some sort as a sorry
+consolation. But to leave these airy substitutes, and come to smoking.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It hath been ofttimes debated whether the morning pipe be the sweeter, or that
+first pipe of the evening which “Hesperus, who bringeth all good things,”
+brings to the weary with home and rest. The first is smoked on a clearer
+palate, and comes to unjaded senses like the kiss of one’s first love; but
+lacks that feeling of perfect fruition, of merit recompensed and the goal and
+the garland won, which clings to the vesper bowl. Whence it comes that the
+majority give the palm to the latter. To which I intend no slight when I find
+the incense that arises at matins sweeter even than that of evensong. For,
+although with most of us who are labourers in the vineyard, toilers and
+swinkers, the morning pipe is smoked in hurry and fear and a sense of alarums
+and excursions and fleeting trains, yet with all this there are certain halcyon
+periods sure to arrive—Sundays, holidays, and the like—the whole joy and peace
+of which are summed up in that one beatific pipe after breakfast, smoked in a
+careless majesty like that of the gods “when they lie beside their nectar, and
+the clouds are lightly curled.” Then only can we be said really to smoke. And
+so this particular pipe of the day always carries with it festal reminiscences:
+memories of holidays past, hopes for holidays to come; a suggestion of sunny
+lawns and flannels and the ungirt loin; a sense withal of something free and
+stately, as of “faint march-music in the air,” or the old Roman cry of
+“Liberty, freedom, and enfranchisement.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If there be any fly in the pipe-smoker’s ointment, it may be said to lurk in
+the matter of “rings.” Only the exceptionally gifted smoker can recline in his
+chair and emit at will the perfect smoke-ring, in consummate eddying
+succession. He of the meaner sort must be content if, at rare heaven-sent
+intervals—while thinking, perhaps, of nothing less—there escape from his lips
+the unpremeditated flawless circle. Then <i>“deus fio”</i> he is moved to cry,
+at that breathless moment when his creation hangs solid and complete, ere the
+particles break away and blend with the baser atmosphere. Nay, some will deny
+to any of us terrene smokers the gift of fullest achievement: for what saith
+<i>the</i> poet of the century? “On the earth the broken arcs: in the heaven
+the perfect round!”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was well observed by a certain character in one of Wilkie Collins’s novels
+(if an imperfect memory serveth me rightly) that women will take pleasure in
+scents derived from animal emanations, clarified fats, and the like; yet do
+illogically abhor the “clean, dry, vegetable smell” of tobacco. Herein the true
+base of the feminine objection is reached; being, as usual, inherent want of
+logic rather than any distaste, in the absolute, for the thing in question.
+Thinking that they ought to dislike, they do painfully cast about for reasons
+to justify their dislike, when none really exist. As a specimen of their
+so-called arguments, I remember how a certain fair one triumphantly pointed out
+to me that my dog, though loving me well, could yet never be brought to like
+the smell of tobacco. To whom I, who respected my dog (as Ben saith of Master
+Shakespeare) on this side idolatry as much as anything, was yet fain to point
+out—more in sorrow than in anger—that a dog, being an animal who delights to
+pass his whole day, from early morn to dewy eve, in shoving his nose into every
+carrion beastliness that he can come across, could hardly be considered
+<i>arbiter elegantiarum</i> in the matter of smells. But indeed I did wrong to
+take such foolish quibbling seriously; nor would I have done so, if she hadn’t
+dragged my poor innocent dog into the discussion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of Smoking in Bed: There be who consider this a depravity—an instance of that
+excess in the practice of a virtue which passes into vice—and couple it with
+dram-drinking: who yet fail to justify themselves by argument. For if bed be by
+common consent the greatest bliss, the divinest spot, on earth, <i>“ille
+terrarum qui præter omnes angulus ridet”;</i> and if tobacco be the true Herb
+of Grace, and a joy and healing balm, and respite and nepenthe,—if all this be
+admitted, why are two things, super-excellent separately, noxious in
+conjunction? And is not the Bed Smoker rather an epicure in pleasure—self
+indulgent perhaps, but still the triumphant creator of a new “blend,” reminding
+one of a certain traveller’s account of an intoxicant patronised in the South
+Sea Islands, which combines the blissful effect of getting drunk and remaining
+sober to enjoy it? Yet I shall not insist too much on this point, but would
+only ask—so long as the smoker be unwedded—for some tolerance in the matter and
+a little logic in the discussion thereof.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Concerning Cigars: That there be large sums given for these is within common
+knowledge. 1<i>d.,</i> 2<i>d.,</i> nay even 4<i>d.,</i> is not too great a
+price, if a man will have of the finest leaf, reckless of expense. In this sort
+of smoking, however, I find more of vainglory and ostentation than solid
+satisfaction; and its votaries would seem to display less a calm, healthy
+affection for tobacco than (as Sir T. Browne hath it) a “passionate
+prodigality.” And, besides grievous wasting of the pocket, atmospheric changes,
+varyings in the crops, and the like, cause uncertainty to cling about each
+individual weed, so that man is always more or less at the mercy of Nature and
+the elements—an unsatisfactory and undignified position in these latter days of
+the Triumphant Democracy. But worst and fatallest of all, to every cigar-smoker
+it is certain to happen that once in his life, by some happy combination of
+time, place, temperament, and Nature—by some starry influence, maybe, or freak
+of the gods in mocking sport—once, and once only, he will taste the aroma of
+the perfect leaf at just the perfect point—the ideal cigar. Henceforth his life
+is saddened; as one kissed by a goddess in a dream, he goes thereafter, as one
+might say, in a sort of love-sickness. Seeking he scarce knows what, his
+existence becomes a dissatisfied yearning; the world is spoiled for him, its
+joys are tasteless: so he wanders, vision-haunted, down dreary days to some
+miserable end.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet, if one will walk this path and take the risks, the thing may be done at
+comparatively small expense. To such I would commend the Roman motto, slightly
+altered—<i>Alieni appetens, sui avarus.</i> There be always good fellows, with
+good cigars for their friends. Nay, too, the boxes of these lie open; an the
+good cigar belongs rather to him that can appreciate it aright than to the
+capitalist who, owing to a false social system, happens to be its temporary
+guardian and trustee. Again there is a saying—bred first, I think, among the
+schoolmen at Oxford—that it is the duty of a son to live up to his father’s
+income. Should any young man have found this task too hard for him, after the
+most strenuous and single-minded efforts, at least he can resolutely smoke his
+father’s cigars. In the path of duty complete success is not always to be
+looked for; but an approving conscience, the sure reward of honest endeavour,
+is within reach of all.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap11"></a>An Autumn Encounter</h2>
+
+<p>
+For yet another mile or two the hot dusty road runs through level fields, till
+it reaches yonder shoulder of the downs, already golden three-parts up with
+ripening corn. Thitherwards lies my inevitable way; and now that home is almost
+in sight it seems hard that the last part of the long day’s sweltering and
+delightful tramp must needs be haunted by that hateful speck, black on the
+effulgence of the slope. Did I not know he was only a scarecrow, the thing
+might be in a way companionable: a pleasant suggestive surmise, piquing
+curiosity, gilding this last weary stage with some magic of expectancy. But I
+passed close by him on my way out. Early as I was, he was already up and doing,
+eager to introduce himself. He leered after me as I swung down the
+road,—mimicked my gait, as it seemed, in a most uncalled-for way; and when I
+looked back, he was blowing derisive kisses of farewell with his empty sleeve.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I had succeeded, however, in shaking off the recollection between the morning’s
+start and now; so it was annoying that he should force himself on me, just when
+there was no getting rid of him. At this distance, however, he might be
+anything. An indeterminate blot, it seems to waver, to falter, to come and
+vanish again in the quivering, heated air. Even so, in the old time, leaning on
+that familiar gate—are the tell-tale inwoven initials still decipherable?—I
+used to watch Her pacing demurely towards me through the corn. It was
+ridiculous, it was fatuous, under all the circumstances it was monstrous, and
+yet{...}! We were both under twenty, so She was She, and I was I, and there
+were only we three the wide world over, she and I and the unbetraying gate.
+<i>Porta eburnea!</i> False visions alone sped through you, though Cupid was
+wont to light on your topmost bar, and preen his glowing plumes. And to think
+that I should see her once more, coming down the path as if not a day had
+passed, hesitating as of old, and then—but surely her ankles seem—Confound that
+scarecrow!...
+</p>
+
+<p>
+His sex is by this time painfully evident; also his condition in life, which is
+as of one looking back on better days. And now he is upon a new tack. Though
+here on the level it is still sultry and airless, an evening breeze is playing
+briskly along the slope where he stands, and one sleeve saws the air violently;
+the other is pointed stiffly heavenwards. It is all plain enough, my poor
+friend! The sins of the world are a heavy burden and a grievous unto you. You
+have a mission, you must testify; it will forth, in season and out of season.
+For man, he wakes and sleeps and sins betimes: but crows sin steadily, without
+any cessation. And this unhappy state of things is your own particular
+business. Even at this distance I seem to hear you rasping it: “Salvation,
+damnation, damnation, salvation!” And the jolly earth smiles in the perfect
+evenglow, and the corn ripples and laughs all round you, and one young rook
+(only fledged this year, too!), after an excellent simulation of prostrate,
+heart-broken penitence, soars joyously away, to make love to his neighbour’s
+wife. “Salvation, damnation, damn—” A shifty wriggle of the road, and he is
+transformed once more. Flung back in an ecstasy of laughter, holding his lean
+sides, his whole form writhes with the chuckle and gurgle of merriment. Ho, ho!
+what a joke it was! How I took you all in! Even the rooks! What a joke is
+everything, to be sure!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Truly, I shall be glad to get quit of this heartless mummer. Fortunately I
+shall soon be past him. And now, behold! the old dog waxes amorous. Mincing,
+mowing, empty sleeve on hollow breast, he would fain pose as the most
+irresistible old hypocrite that ever paced a metropolitan kerb. “Love, you
+young dogs,” he seems to croak, “Love is the one thing worth living for! Enjoy
+your present, rooks and all, as I do!” Why, indeed, should he alone be
+insensible to the golden influence of the hour? More than one supple waist
+(alas! for universal masculine frailty!) has been circled by that tattered
+sleeve in days gone by; a throbbing heart once beat where sodden straw now
+fails to give a manly curve to the chest. Why should the coat survive, and not
+a particle of the passion that inspired it long ago?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At last I confront him, face to face: and the villain grins recognition,
+completely unabashed. Nay, he cocks his eye with a significant glance under the
+slouch of his shapeless hat, and his arm points persistently and with
+intelligence up the road. My good fellow, I know the way to the Dog and Duck as
+well as you do: I was going there anyhow, without your officious
+interference—and the beer, as you justly remark, is unimpeachable. But was this
+really all you’ve been trying to say to me, this last half-hour? Well, well!
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap12"></a>The White Poppy</h2>
+
+<p>
+A riot of scarlet on gold, the red poppy of our native fields tosses heavy
+tresses with gipsy <i>abandon;</i> her sister of the sea-shore is golden, a
+yellow blossom that loves the keen salt savour of the spray. Of another hue is
+the poppy of history, of romance, of the muse. White as the stark death-shroud,
+pallid as the cheeks of that queen of a silent land whose temples she
+languorously crowns, ghost-like beside her fuller-blooded kin, she droops
+dream-laden, <i>Papaver somniferum,</i> the poppy of the magic juice of
+oblivion. In the royal plenitude of summer, the scarlet blooms will sometimes
+seem but a red cry from earth in memory of the many dews of battle that have
+drenched these acres in years gone by, for little end but that these same
+“bubbles of blood” might glow to-day; the yellow flower does but hint of the
+gold that has dashed a thousand wrecks at her feet around these shores: for
+happier suggestion we must turn to her of the pallid petals, our white Lady of
+Consolation. Fitting hue to typify the crowning blessing of forgetfulness! Too
+often the sable robes of night dissemble sleeplessness, remorse, regret,
+self-questioning. Let black, then, rather stand for hideous memory: white for
+blessed blank oblivion, happiest gift of the gods! For who, indeed, can say
+that the record of his life is not crowded with failure and mistake, stained
+with its petty cruelties of youth, its meannesses and follies of later years,
+all which storm and clamour incessantly at the gates of memory, refusing to be
+shut out? Leave us alone, O gods, to remember our felicities, our successes:
+only aid us, ye who recall no gifts, aptly and discreetly to forget.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Discreetly, we say; for it is a tactful forgetfulness that makes for happiness.
+In the minor matter, for instance, of small money obligations, that shortness
+of memory which the school of Professors Panurge and Falstaff rashly praises,
+may often betray into some unfortunate allusion or reference to the subject
+which shall pain the delicate feelings of the obliger; or, if he be of coarser
+clay, shall lead him in his anger to express himself with unseemliness, and
+thereby to do violence to his mental tranquillity, in which alone, as Marcus
+Aurelius teacheth, lieth the perfection of moral character. This is to be a
+stumbling-block and an offence against the brethren. It is better to keep just
+memory enough to avoid such hidden rocks and shoals; in which thing Mr
+Swiveller is our great exemplar, whose mental map of London was a chart wherein
+every creditor was carefully “buoyed.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The wise man prays, we are told, for a good digestion: let us add to the
+prayer—and a bad memory. Truly we are sometimes tempted to think that we are
+the only ones cursed with this corroding canker. Our friends, we can swear,
+have all, without exception, atrocious memories; why is ours alone so hideously
+vital? Yet this isolation must be imaginary; for even as we engage in this
+selfish moan for help in our own petty case, we are moved to add a word for
+certain others who, meaning no ill, unthinkingly go about to add to humanity’s
+already heavy load of suffering. How much needless misery is caused in this
+world by the reckless “recollections” of dramatic and other celebrities? You
+gods, in lending ear to our prayer, remember too, above all other sorts and
+conditions of men, these our poor erring brothers and sisters, the sometime
+<i>sommités</i> of Mummerdom!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Moments there are, it is true, when this traitor spirit tricks you: when some
+subtle scent, some broken notes of an old song, nay, even some touch of a
+fresher air on your cheeks at night—a breath of <i>“le vent qui vient à travers
+la montagne”</i>—have power to ravish, to catch you back to the blissful days
+when you trod the one authentic Paradise. Moments only, alas! Then the evil
+crowd rushes in again, howls in the sacred grove, tramples down and defiles the
+happy garden; and once more you cry to Our Lady of Sleep, crowned of the white
+poppy. And you envy your dog who, for full discharge of a present benefaction
+having wagged you a hearty, expressive tail, will then pursue it gently round
+the hearth-rug till, in restful coil, he reaches it at last, and oblivion with
+it; every one of his half-dozen diurnal sleeps being in truth a royal amnesty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But whose the hand that shall reach us the herb of healing? Perdita blesses
+every guest at the shearing with a handful of blossom; but this gift is not to
+be asked of her whose best wish to her friends is “grace and remembrance.” The
+fair Ophelia, rather: nay, for as a nursling she hugs her grief, and for her
+the memory of the past is a “sorrow’s crown of sorrow.” What flowers are these
+her pale hand offers? “There’s pansies, that’s for thoughts!” For me rather, O
+dear Ophelia, the white poppy of forgetfulness.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap13"></a>A Bohemian in Exile</h2>
+
+<h3>A Reminiscence</h3>
+
+<p>
+When, many years ago now, the once potent and extensive kingdom of Bohemia
+gradually dissolved and passed away, not a few historians were found to
+chronicle its past glories; and some have gone on to tell the fate of this or
+that once powerful chieftain who either donned the swallow-tail and conformed
+or, proudly self-exiled, sought some quiet retreat and died as he had lived, a
+Bohemian. But these were of the princes of the land. To the people, the
+villeins, the common rank and file, does no interest attach? Did they waste and
+pine, anæmic, in thin, strange, unwonted air? Or sit at the table of the
+scornful and learn, with Dante, how salt was alien bread? It is of one of those
+faithful commons I would speak, narrating only “the short and simple annals of
+the poor.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is to be noted that the kingdom aforesaid was not so much a kingdom as a
+United States—a collection of self-ruling guilds, municipalities, or republics,
+bound together by a common method of viewing life. “There <i>once</i> was a
+king of Bohemia”—but that was a long time ago, and even Corporal Trim was not
+certain in whose reign it was. These small free States, then, broke up
+gradually, from various causes and with varying speed; and I think ours was one
+of the last to go.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With us, as with many others, it was a case of lost leaders. “Just for a
+handful of silver he left us”; though it was not exactly that, but rather that,
+having got the handful of silver, they wanted a wider horizon to fling it about
+under than Bloomsbury afforded.
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+So they left us for their pleasure; and in due time, one by one—
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+But I will not be morose about them; they had honestly earned their success,
+and we all honestly rejoiced at it, and do so still.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When old Pan was dead and Apollo’s bow broken, there were many faithful pagans
+who would worship at no new shrines, but went out to the hills and caves, truer
+to the old gods in their discrowned desolation than in their pomp and power.
+Even so were we left behind, a remnant of the faithful. We had never expected
+to become great in art or song; it was the life itself that we loved; that was
+our end—not, as with them, the means to an end.
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+We aimed at no glory, no lovers of glory we;<br/>
+Give us the glory of going on and still to be.<br/>
+</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">
+Unfortunately, going on was no longer possible; the old order had changed, and
+we could only patch up our broken lives as best might be.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Fothergill said that he, for one, would have no more of it. The past was dead,
+and he wasn’t going to try to revive it. Henceforth he, too, would be dead to
+Bloomsbury. Our forefathers, speaking of a man’s death, said “he changed his
+life.” This is how Fothergill changed his life and died to Bloomsbury. One
+morning he made his way to the Whitechapel Road, and there he bought a barrow.
+The Whitechapel barrows are of all sizes, from the barrow wheeled about by a
+boy with half a dozen heads of cabbages to barrows drawn by a tall pony, such
+as on Sundays take the members of a club to Epping Forest. They are all
+precisely the same in plan and construction, only in the larger sizes the
+handles develop or evolve into shafts; and they are equally suitable, according
+to size, for the vending of whelks, for a hot-potato can, a piano organ, or for
+the conveyance of a cheery and numerous party to the Derby. Fothergill bought a
+medium sized “developed” one, and also a donkey to fit; he had it painted
+white, picked out with green—the barrow, not the donkey—and when his
+arrangements were complete, stabled the whole for the night in Bloomsbury. The
+following morning, before the early red had quite faded from the sky, the
+exodus took place, those of us who were left being assembled to drink a parting
+whisky-and-milk in sad and solemn silence. Fothergill turned down Oxford
+Street, sitting on the shaft with a short clay in his mouth, and disappeared
+from our sight, heading west at a leisurely pace. So he passed out of our lives
+by way of the Bayswater Road.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+They must have wandered far and seen many things, he and his donkey, from the
+fitful fragments of news that now and again reached us. It seems that
+eventually, his style of living being economical, he was enabled to put down
+his donkey and barrow, and set up a cart and a mare—no fashionable gipsy-cart,
+a sort of houseboat on wheels, but a light and serviceable cart, with a
+moveable tilt, constructed on his own designs. This allowed him to take along
+with him a few canvases and other artists’ materials; soda-water, whisky, and
+such like necessaries; and even to ask a friend from town for a day or two, if
+he wanted to.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was in this state of comparative luxury when at last, by the merest
+accident, I foregathered with him once more. I had pulled up to Streatley one
+afternoon, and, leaving my boat, had gone for a long ramble on the glorious
+North Berkshire Downs to stretch my legs before dinner. Somewhere over on
+Cuckhamsley Hill, by the side of the Ridgeway, remote from the habitable world,
+I found him, smoking his vesper pipe on the shaft of his cart, the mare
+cropping the short grass beside him. He greeted me without surprise or
+effusion, as if we had only parted yesterday, and without a hint of an allusion
+to past times, but drifted quietly into rambling talk of his last three years,
+and, without ever telling his story right out, left a strange picturesque
+impression of a nomadic life which struck one as separated by fifty years from
+modern conventional existence. The old road-life still lingered on in places,
+it seemed, once one got well away from the railway: there were two Englands
+existing together, the one fringing the great iron highways wherever they might
+go—the England under the eyes of most of us. The other, unguessed at by many,
+in whatever places were still vacant of shriek and rattle, drowsed on as of
+old: the England of heath and common and windy sheep down, of by-lanes and
+village-greens—the England of Parson Adams and Lavengro. The spell of the free
+untrammelled life came over me as I listened, till I was fain to accept of his
+hospitality and a horse-blanket for the night, oblivious of civilised comforts
+down at the Bull. On the downs where Alfred fought we lay and smoked, gazing up
+at the quiet stars that had shone on many a Dane lying stark and still a
+thousand years ago; and in the silence of the lone tract that enfolded us we
+seemed nearer to those old times than to these I had left that afternoon, in
+the now hushed and sleeping valley of the Thames.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the news reached me, some time later, that Fothergill’s aunt had died and
+left him her house near town and the little all she had possessed, I heard it
+with misgivings, not to say forebodings. For the house had been his
+grandfather’s, and he had spent much of his boyhood there; it had been a dream
+of his early days to possess it in some happy future, and I knew he could never
+bear to sell or let it. On the other hand, can you stall the wild ass of the
+desert? And will not the caged eagle mope and pine?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+However, possession was entered into, and all seemed to go well for the time.
+The cart was honourably installed in the coach-house, the mare turned out to
+grass. Fothergill lived idly and happily, to all seeming, with “a book of
+verses underneath the bough,” and a bottle of old claret for the friend who
+might chance to drop in. But as the year wore on small signs began to appear
+that he who had always “rather hear the lark sing than the mouse squeak” was
+beginning to feel himself caged, though his bars were gilded.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was talking one day to his coachman (he now kept three men-servants), and he
+told me that of a Sunday morning when the household had gone to church and
+everything was quiet, Mr Fothergill would go into the coach-house and light his
+pipe, and sit on the step of the brougham (he had a brougham now), and gaze at
+the old cart, and smoke and say nothing; and smoke and say nothing again. He
+didn’t like it, the coachman confessed; and to me it seemed ominous.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One morning late in March, at the end of a long hard winter, I was wakened by a
+flood of sunshine. The early air came warm and soft through the open window;
+the first magic suggestion of spring was abroad, with its whispered hints of
+daffodils and budding hawthorns; and one’s blood danced to imagined pipings of
+Pan from happy fields far distant. At once I thought of Fothergill, and, with a
+certain foreboding of ill, made my way down to Holly Lodge as soon as possible.
+It was with no surprise at all that I heard that the master was missing. In the
+very first of the morning, it seemed, or ever the earliest under-housemaid had
+begun to set man-traps on the stairs and along the passages, he must have
+quietly left the house. The servants were cheerful enough, nevertheless, and
+thought the master must only have “gone for a nice long walk,” and so on, after
+the manner of their kind. Without a word I turned my steps to the coach-house.
+Sure enough, the old cart was missing; the mare was gone from the paddock. It
+was no good my saying anything; pursuit of this wild haunter of tracks and
+by-paths would have been futile indeed. So I kept my own counsel. Fothergill
+never returned to Holly Lodge, and has been more secret and evasive since his
+last flight, rarely venturing on old camping grounds near home, like to a bird
+scared by the fowler’s gun.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Once indeed, since then, while engaged in pursuit of the shy quarry known as
+the Early Perp., late Dec., E. Eng., and the like, specimens of which I was
+tracking down in the west, I hit upon him by accident; hearing in an old
+village rumours concerning a strange man in a cart who neither carried samples
+nor pushed the brewing interest by other means than average personal
+consumption—tales already beginning to be distorted into material for the myth
+of the future. I found him friendly as ever, equally ready to spin his yarns.
+As the evening wore on, I ventured upon an allusion to past times and Holly
+Lodge; but his air of puzzled politeness convinced me that the whole thing had
+passed out of his mind, as a slight but disagreeable incident in the even tenor
+of his nomadic existence.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After all, his gains may have outbalanced his losses. Had he cared, he might,
+with his conversational gifts, have been a social success; certainly, I think,
+an artistic one. He had great powers, had any impulse been present to urge him
+to execution and achievement. But he was for none of these things.
+Contemplative, receptive, with a keen sense of certain sub-tones and side
+aspects of life unseen by most, he doubtless chose wisely to enjoy life his own
+way, and to gather from the fleeting days what bliss they had to give, nor
+spend them in toiling for a harvest to be reaped when he was dust.
+</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Some for the glories of this life, and some<br/>
+Sigh for the Prophet’s Paradise to come:<br/>
+Ah, take the cash and let the credit go,<br/>
+Nor heed the rumble of a distant drum.<br/>
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap14"></a>Justifiable Homicide</h2>
+
+<p>
+This is a remedial age, an age of keys for all manner of locks; so he cannot be
+said to ask too much who seeks for exact information as to how a young man
+ought, in justice to himself and to society, to deal with his relations. During
+his minority he has lain entirely at their mercy: has been their butt, their
+martyr, their drudge, their <i>corpus vile.</i> Possessing all the sinews of
+war, this stiff-necked tribe has consistently refused to “part”: even for the
+provision of those luxuries so much more necessary than necessities. Its
+members have crammed their victim full of precepts, rules of conduct, moral
+maxims, and most miscellaneous counsel: all which he intuitively suspected at
+the time, and has ascertained by subsequent experience, to be utterly
+worthless. Now, when their hour has come, when the tocsin has sounded at last,
+and the Gaul is at the gate, they still appear to think that the old condition
+of things is to go on; unconscious, apparently, of atonement due, of
+retribution to be exacted, of wrongs to be avenged and of insults to be wiped
+away!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Over the north-west frontier, where the writ of the English Raj runs not, the
+artless Afghan is happy in a code that fully provides for relatives who neglect
+or misunderstand their obligations. An Afghan it was who found himself
+compelled to reprove an uncle with an unfortunate habit of squandering the
+family estate. An excellent relative, this uncle, in all other respects. As a
+liar, he had few equals; he robbed with taste and discretion; and his murders
+were all imbued with true artistic feeling. He might have lived to a green old
+age of spotless respectability but for his one little failing. As it was,
+justice had to be done, <i>ruat cælum:</i> and so it came about that one day
+the nephew issued forth to correct him with a matchlock. The innocent old man
+was cultivating his paternal acres; so the nephew was able, unperceived, to get
+a steady sight on him. His finger was on the trigger, when suddenly there
+slipped into his mind the divine precept: “Allah is merciful!” He lowered his
+piece, and remained for a little plunged in thought; meanwhile the unconscious
+uncle hoed his paddy. Then with a happy smile he took aim once more, for there
+also occurred to him the precept equally divine: “But Allah is also just.” With
+an easy conscience he let fly, and behold! there was an uncle the more in
+Paradise.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was probably some little affair of a similar quality that constrained a
+recruit in a regiment stationed at Peshawur to apply for leave of absence: in
+order to attend to family matters of importance. The Colonel knew it was small
+use refusing the leave, as in that case his recruit would promptly desert; so
+he could only ask, how long was the transaction like to take? It was told him,
+after consideration, that, allowing for all possible difficulties and delays, a
+month would meet the necessities of the case; and on that understanding he
+allowed his man to depart. At the end of the month he reappeared on duty, a
+subdued but mellow cheer shining through his wonted impassiveness. His Colonel
+ventured to inquire of him, in a general way, if the business in question were
+satisfactorily concluded. And he replied: “I got him from behind a rock.”
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There are practical difficulties in the way of the adoption of such methods at
+home. We must be content to envy, without imitating, these free and happy sons
+of the hills. And yet a few of the old school are left us still: averse from
+change, mistrustful of progress, sticking steadily to the good old-fashioned
+dagger and bowl. I had a friend who disposed of a relative every spring. Uncles
+were his special line—(he had suffered much from their tribe, having been early
+left an orphan)—though he had dabbled in aunts, and in his hot youth, when he
+was getting his hand in, he had even dallied with a grand-parent or two. But it
+was in uncles he excelled. He possessed (at the beginning of his career) a
+large number of these connections, and pursuit of them, from the mere sordid
+point of view of <i>£ s. d.,</i> proved lucrative. But he always protested
+(and I believed him) that gain with him was a secondary consideration. It would
+hardly be in the public interest to disclose his <i>modus operandi.</i> I shall
+only remark that he was one of the first to realise the security and immunity
+afforded the artist by the conditions of modern London. Hence it happened that
+he usually practised in town, but spent his vacations at the country houses of
+such relations as were still spared him, where he was always the life and soul
+of the place. Unfortunately he is no longer with us, to assist in the revision
+of this article: nor was it permitted me to soothe his last moments. The
+presiding Sheriff was one of those new-fangled officials who insist on the
+exclusion of the public, and he declined to admit me either in the capacity of
+a personal connection or, though I tried my hardest, as the representative of
+“The National Observer.” It only remains to be said of my much-tried and still
+lamented friend, that he left few relatives to mourn his untimely end.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But our reluctant feet must needs keep step with the imperious march of Time,
+and my poor friend’s Art (as himself in later years would sorrowfully admit) is
+now almost as extinct as the glass-staining of old, or “Robbia’s craft so apt
+and strange”; while our thin-blooded youth, too nice for the joyous old
+methods, are content to find sweetest revenge in severely dropping their
+relations. This is indeed a most effective position: it exasperates, while it
+is unassailable. And yet there remains a higher course, a nobler task. Not mere
+forgiveness: it is simple duty to forgive—even one’s guardians. No young man of
+earnest aspirations will be content to stop there. Nay: lead them on, these
+lost ones, by the hand; conduct them “generously and gently, and with linking
+of the arm”; educate them, eradicate their false ideals, dispel their foolish
+prejudices; be to their faults a little blind and to their virtues very kind:
+in fine, realise that you have a mission—that these wretches are not here for
+nothing. The task will seem hard at first; but only those who have tried can
+know how much may be done by assiduous and kindly effort towards the
+chastening—ay! the final redemption even!—of the most hopeless and pig-headed
+of uncles.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap15"></a>The Fairy Wicket</h2>
+
+<p>
+From digging in the sandy, over-triturated soil of times historical, all dotted
+with date and number and sign, how exquisite the relief in turning to the dear
+days outside history—yet not so very far off neither for us nurslings of the
+northern sun—when kindly beasts would loiter to give counsel by the wayside,
+and a fortunate encounter with one of the Good People was a surer path to
+Fortune and the Bride than the best-worn stool that ever proved step-ladder to
+aspiring youth. For then the Fairy Wicket stood everywhere ajar—everywhere and
+to each and all. “Open, open, green hill!”—you needed no more recondite sesame
+than that: and, whoever you were, you might have a glimpse of the elfin dancers
+in the hall that is litten within by neither sun nor moon; or catch at the
+white horse’s bridle as the Fairy Prince rode through. It has been closed now
+this many a year (the fairies, always strong in the field, are excellent
+wicket-keepers); and if it open at all, ’tis but for a moment’s mockery of the
+material generation that so deliberately turned its back on the gap into
+Elf-Land—that first stage to the Beyond.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a wanton trick, though, that these folk of malice used to play on a
+small school-boy, new kicked out of his nest into the draughty, uncomfortable
+outer world, his unfledged skin still craving the feathers whereinto he was
+wont to nestle. The barrack-like school, the arid, cheerless class-rooms, drove
+him to Nature for redress; and, under an alien sky, he would go forth and
+wander along the iron road by impassive fields, so like yet so unlike those
+hitherto a part of him and responding to his every mood. And to him, thus
+loitering with overladen heart, there would come suddenly a touch of warmth, of
+strange surprise. The turn of the road just ahead—that, sure, is not all
+unfamiliar? That row of elms—it cannot entirely be accident that they range
+just <i>so?</i> And, if not accident, then round the bend will come the old
+duck-pond, the shoulder of the barn will top it, a few yards on will be the
+gate—it swings-to with its familiar click—the dogs race down the avenue—and
+then—and then! It is all wildly fanciful; and yet, though knowing not
+Tertullian, a <i>“credo quia impossibile”</i> is on his tongue as he quickens
+his pace—for what else can he do? A step, and the spell is shattered—all is
+cruel and alien once more; while every copse and hedge-row seems a-tinkle with
+faint elfish laughter. The Fairies have had their joke: they have opened the
+wicket one of their own hand’s-breadths, and shut it in their victim’s face.
+When next that victim catches a fairy, he purposes to tie up the brat in sight
+of his own green hill, and set him to draw up a practical scheme for Village
+Councils.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of the many women I ever really loved, fair in the fearless old fashion,
+was used to sing, in the blithe, unfettered accent of the people: “I’d like to
+be a fairy, And dance upon my toes, I’d like to be a fairy, And wear short
+close!” And in later life it is to her sex that the wee (but very wise) folk
+sometimes delegate their power of torment. Such understudies are found to play
+the part exceeding well; and many a time the infatuated youth believes he sees
+in the depth of one sole pair of eyes—blue, brown, or green (the fairy
+colour)—the authentic fairy wicket standing ajar: many a time must he hear the
+quaint old formula, “I’m sure, if I’ve ever done anything to lead you to
+think,” etc (runs it not so?), ere he shall realise that here is the gate upon
+no magic pleasance but on a cheap suburban villa, banging behind the wrathful
+rate-collector or hurled open to speed the pallid householder to the
+Registrar’s Office. In still grosser habitations, too, they lurk, do the People
+of Mischief, ready to frolic out on the unsuspecting one: as in the case, which
+still haunts my memory, of a certain bottle of an historic Château-Yquem, hued
+like Venetian glass, odorous as a garden in June. Forth from out the faint
+perfume of this haunted drink there danced a bevy from Old France, clad in the
+fashion of Louis-Quinze, peach-coloured knots of ribbon bedizening apple-green
+velvets, as they moved in stately wise among the roses of the old garden, to
+the quaint music—Rameau, was it?—of a fairy <i>cornemuse,</i> while fairy
+Watteaus, Fragonards, Lancrets, sat and painted them. Alas! too shallow the
+bottle, too brief the brawls: not to be recalled by any quantity of Green
+Chartreuse.
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap16"></a>Aboard the Galley</h2>
+
+<p>
+He was cruising in the Southern Seas (was the Ulysses who told me this tale),
+when there bore down upon him a marvellous strange fleet, whose like he had not
+before seen. For each little craft was a corpse, stiffly “marlined,” or bound
+about with tarred rope, as mariners do use to treat plug tobacco: also
+ballasted, and with a fair mast and sail stepped through his midriff. These
+self-sufficing ships knew no divided authority: no pilot ever took the helm
+from the captain’s hands; no mutines lay in bilboes, no passengers complained
+of the provisions. In a certain island to windward (the native pilot explained)
+it was the practice, when a man died, to bury him for the time being in dry,
+desiccating sand, till a chief should pass from his people, when the waiting
+bodies were brought out and, caulked and rigged <i>secumdum artem,</i> were
+launched with the first fair breeze, the admiral at their head, on their voyage
+to the Blessed Islands. And if a chief should die, and the sand should hold no
+store of corpses for his escort, this simple practical folk would solve the
+little difficulty by knocking some dozen or twenty stout fellows on the head,
+that the notable might voyage like a gentleman. Whence this gallant little
+company, running before the breeze, stark, happy, and extinct, all bound for
+the Isles of Light! ’Twas a sight to shame us sitters at home, who believe in
+those Islands, most of us, even as they, yet are content to trundle City-wards
+or to Margate, so long as the sorry breath is in us; and, breathless at last,
+to Bow or Kensal Green; without one effort, dead or alive, to reach the
+far-shining Hesperides.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+“Dans la galère, capitane, nous étions quatre-vingt rameurs!” sang the oarsmen
+in the ballad; and they, though indeed they toiled on the galley-bench, were
+free and happy pirates, members of an honoured and liberal profession. But all
+we—pirates, parsons, stockbrokers, whatever our calling—are but galley-slaves
+of the basest sort, fettered to the oar each for his little spell. A common
+misery links us all, like the chain that runs the length of the thwarts. Can
+<i>nothing</i> make it worth our while not to quarrel with our fellows? The
+menace of the storms is for each one and for all: the master’s whip has a fine
+impartiality. Crack! the lash that scored my comrade’s back has flicked my
+withers too; yet neither of us was shirking—it was that grinning ruffian in
+front. Well: to-morrow, God willing, the evasion shall be ours, while he
+writhes howling. But why do we never once combine—seize on the ship, fling our
+masters into the sea, and steer for some pleasant isle far down under the Line,
+beyond the still-vexed Bermoothes? When ho for feasting! Hey for tobacco and
+free-quarters! But no: the days pass, and are reckoned up, and done with; and
+ever more pressing cares engage. Those fellows on the leeward benches are
+having an easier time than we poor dogs on the weather side? Then, let us
+abuse, pelt, vilify then: let us steal their grub, and have at them generally
+for a set of shirking, malingering brutes! What matter that to-morrow they may
+be to windward, we to lee? We never can look ahead. And they know this well,
+the gods our masters, pliers of the whip. And mayhap we like them none the
+worse for it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Indeed, there is a traitor sort among ourselves, that spins facile phrases in
+the honour of these whipmasters of ours—as <i>“omnes eodem cogimur,”</i> and
+the rest; which is all very pretty and mighty consoling. The fact is, the poets
+are the only people who score by the present arrangement; which it is therefore
+their interest to maintain. While we are doing all the work, these incorrigible
+skulkers lounge about and make ribald remarks; they write Greek tragedies on
+Fate, on the sublimity of Suffering, on the Petty Span, and so on; and act in a
+generally offensive way. And we are even weak enough to buy their books; offer
+them drinks, peerages, and things; and say what superlative fellows they are!
+But when the long-looked-for combination comes, and we poor devils have risen
+and abolished fate, destiny, the Olympian Council, early baldness, and the
+like, these poets will really have to go.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And when every rhymester has walked the plank, shall we still put up with our
+relations? True members of the “stupid party,” who never believe in us, who
+know (and never forget) the follies of our adolescence; who are always wanting
+us <i>not</i> to do things; who are lavish of advice, yet angered by the
+faintest suggestion of a small advance in cash: shall the idle singers perish
+and these endure? No: as soon as the last poet has splashed over the side, to
+the sharks with our relations!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The old barkey is lightening famously: who shall be next to go? The Sportsman
+of intolerable yarns: who slays twice over—first, his game, and then the
+miserable being he button-holes for the tedious recital. Shall we suffer
+<i>him</i> longer? Who else? Who is that cowering under the bulwarks yonder?
+The man who thinks he can imitate the Scottish accent! Splash! And the next
+one? What a crowd is here! How they block the hatchways, lumber the deck, and
+get between you and the purser’s room—these fadmongers, teetotallers,
+missionaries of divers isms! Overboard with them, and hey for the Fortunate
+Isles! Then for tobacco in a hammock ’twixt the palms! Then for wine cooled in
+a brooklet losing itself in silver sands! Then for—but O these bilboes on our
+ankles, how mercilessly they grip! The vertical sun blisters the bare back:
+faint echoes of Olympian laughter seem to flicker like Northern Lights across
+the stark and pitiless sky. One earnest effort would do it, my brothers! A
+little modesty, a short sinking of private differences; and then we should all
+be free and equal gentlemen of fortune, and I would be your Captain! “Who? you?
+you would make a pretty Captain!” Better than you, you scurvy, skulking, little
+galley-slave! “Galley-slave yourself, and be—- Pull together, boys, and lie
+low! Here’s the Master coming with his whip!”
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap17"></a>The Lost Centaur</h2>
+
+<p>
+It is somewhere set down (or does the legend only exist in the great volume of
+ought-to-be-writ?) that the young Achilles, nurtured from babyhood by the wise
+and kindly Cheiron, accustomed to reverence an ideal of human skill and wisdom
+blent with all that was best and noblest of animal instinct, strength and
+swiftness, found poor humanity sadly to miss, when at last the was sent forth
+among his pottering little two-legged peers. Himself alone he had hitherto
+fancied to be the maimed one, the incomplete; he looked to find the lords of
+earth even such as these Centaurs; wise and magnanimous atop: below, shod with
+the lightning, winged with the wind, terrible in the potentiality of the armed
+heel. Instead of which—! How fallen was his first fair hope of the world! And
+even when reconciled at last to the dynasty of the forked radish, after he had
+seen its quality tested round the clangorous walls of Troy—some touch of an
+imperial disdain ever lingered in his mind for these feeble folk who could
+contentedly hail him—him, who had known Cheiron!—as hero and lord!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Achilles has passed, with the Centaurs and Troy; but the feeling lingers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of strange and divers strands is twisted the mysterious cord that, reaching
+back “through spaces out of space and timeless time,” somewhere joins us to the
+Brute; a twine of mingled yarn, not utterly base. As we grow from our animal
+infancy, and the threads snap one by one at each gallant wing-stroke of a soul
+poising for flight into Empyrean, we are yet conscious of a loss for every
+gain, we have some forlorn sense of a vanished heritage. Willing enough are we
+to “let the ape and tiger die”; but the pleasant cousins dissembled in hide and
+fur and feather are not all tigers and apes: which last vile folk, indeed,
+exist for us only in picture-books, and chiefly offend by always carrying the
+Sunday School ensign of a Moral at their tails. Others—happily of less didactic
+dispositions—there be; and it is to these unaffected, careless companions that
+the sensible child is wont to devote himself; leaving severely alone the stiff,
+tame creatures claiming to be of closer kin. And yet these playmates, while
+cheerfully admitting him of their fellowship, make him feel his inferiority at
+every point. Vainly, his snub nose projected earthwards, he essays to sniff it
+with the terrier who (as becomes the nobler animal) is leading in the chase;
+and he is ready to weep as he realises his loss. And the rest of the Free
+Company,—the pony, the cows, the great cart-horses,—are ever shaming him by
+their unboastful exercise of some enviable and unattainable attribute. Even the
+friendly pig, who (did but parents permit) should eat of his bread and drink of
+his cup, and be unto him as a brother,—which among all these unhappy
+bifurcations, so cheery, so unambitious, so purely contented, so apt to be the
+guide, philosopher, and friend of boyhood as he? What wonder that at times,
+when the neophyte in life begins to realise that all these desirable
+accomplishments have had to be surrendered one by one in the process of
+developing a Mind, the course of fitting out a Lord of Creation, he is wont—not
+knowing the extent of the kingdom to which he is heir—to feel a little
+discontented?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ere now this ill-humour, taking root in a nature wherein the animal is already
+ascendant, has led by downward paths to the Goat-Foot, in whom the submerged
+human system peeps out but fitfully, at exalted moments. He, the peevish and
+irascible, shy of trodden ways and pretty domesticities, is linked to us by
+little but his love of melody; but for which saving grace, the hair would soon
+creep up from thigh to horn of him. At times he will still do us a friendly
+turn: will lend a helping hand to poor little Psyche, wilfully seeking her own
+salvation; will stand shoulder to shoulder with us on Marathon plain. But in
+the main his sympathies are first for the beast: to which his horns are never
+horrific, but, with his hairy pelt, ever natural and familiar, and his voice
+(with its talk of help and healing) not harsh nor dissonant, but voice of very
+brother as well as very god.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+And this declension—for declension it is, though we achieve all the confidences
+of Melampus, and even master with him the pleasant <i>argot</i> of the
+woods—may still be ours if we suffer what lives in us of our primal cousins to
+draw us down. On the other hand, let soul inform and irradiate body as it may,
+the threads are utterly shorn asunder never: nor is man, the complete, the
+self-contained, permitted to cut himself wholly adrift from these his poor
+relations. The mute and stunted human embryo that gazes appealingly from out
+the depths of their eyes must ever remind him of a kinship once (possibly)
+closer. Nay, at times, it must even seem to whelm him in reproach. As thus:
+“Was it really necessary, after all, that we two should part company so early?
+May you not have taken a wrong turning somewhere, in your long race after your
+so-called progress, after the perfection of this be-lauded species of yours? A
+turning whose due avoidance might perhaps have resulted in no such lamentable
+cleavage as is here, but in some perfect embodiment of the dual nature: as who
+should say a being with the nobilities of both of us, the basenesses of
+neither? So might you, more fortunately guided, have been led at last up the
+green sides of Pelion, to the ancestral, the primeval, Centaur still waiting
+majestic on the summit!” It is even so. Perhaps this thing might once have
+been, O cousin outcast and estranged! But the opportunity was long since lost.
+Henceforth, two ways for us for ever!
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
+
+<div class="chapter">
+
+<h2><a name="chap18"></a>Orion</h2>
+
+<p>
+The moonless night has a touch of frost, and is steely-clear. High and dominant
+amidst the Populations of the Sky, the restless and the steadfast alike, hangs
+the great Plough, lit with a hard radiance as of the polished and shining
+share. And yonder, low on the horizon, but half resurgent as yet, crouches the
+magnificent hunter: watchful, seemingly, and expectant: with some hint of
+menace in his port.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Yet should his game be up, you would think by now. Many a century has passed
+since the plough first sped a conqueror east and west, clearing forest and
+draining fen; policing the valleys with barbed-wires and Sunday schools, with
+the chains that are forged of peace, the irking fetters of plenty: driving also
+the whole lot of us, these to sweat at its tail, those to plod with the patient
+team, but all to march in a great chain-gang, the convicts of peace and order
+and law: while the happy nomad, with his woodlands, his wild cattle, his
+pleasing nuptialities, has long since disappeared, dropping only in his flight
+some store of flint-heads, a legacy of confusion. Truly, we Children of the
+Plough, but for yon tremendous Monitor in the sky, were in right case to forget
+that the Hunter is still a quantity to reckon withal. Where, then, does he
+hide, the Shaker of the Spear? Why, here, my brother, and here; deep in the
+breasts of each and all of us! And for this drop of primal quicksilver in the
+blood what poppy or mandragora shall purge it hence away?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of pulpiteers and parents it is called Original Sin: a term wherewith they
+brand whatever frisks and butts with rude goatish horns against accepted maxims
+and trim theories of education. In the abstract, of course, this fitful
+stirring of the old yeast is no more sin than a natural craving for a seat on a
+high stool, for the inscription—now horizontal, and now vertical—of figures, is
+sin. But the deskmen command a temporary majority: for the short while they
+shall hold the cards they have the right to call the game. And so—since we must
+bow to the storm—let the one thing be labelled Sin, and the other Salvation—for
+a season: ourselves forgetting never that it is all a matter of nomenclature.
+What we have now first to note is that this original Waft from the Garden
+asserts itself most vigorously in the Child. This it is that thrusts the small
+boy out under the naked heavens, to enact a sorry and shivering Crusoe on an
+islet in the duck-pond. This it is that sends the little girl footing it after
+the gipsy’s van, oblivious of lessons, puddings, the embrace maternal, the
+paternal smack; hearing naught save the faint, far bugle-summons to the
+pre-historic little savage that thrills and answers in the tingling blood of
+her; seeing only a troop of dusky, dull-eyed guides along that shining highway
+to the dim land east o’ the sun and west o’ the moon: where freedom is, and you
+can wander and breathe, and at night tame street lamps there are none—only the
+hunter’s fires, and the eyes of lions, and the mysterious stars. In later years
+it is stifled and gagged—buried deep, a green turf at the head of it, and on
+its heart a stone; but it lives, it breathes, it lurks, it will up and out when
+’tis looked for least. That stockbroker, some brief summers gone, who was
+missed from his wonted place one settling-day! a goodly portly man, i’ faith:
+and had a villa and a steam launch at Surbiton: and was versed in the esoteric
+humours of the House. Who could have thought that the Hunter lay hid in him?
+Yet, after many weeks, they found him in a wild nook of Hampshire. Ragged,
+sun-burnt, the nocturnal haystack calling aloud from his frayed and
+weather-stained duds, his trousers tucked, he was tickling trout with godless
+native urchins; and when they would have won him to himself with honied
+whispers of American Rails, he answered but with babble of green fields. He is
+back in his wonted corner now: quite cured, apparently, and tractable. And
+yet—let the sun shine too wantonly in Throgmorton Street, let an errant zephyr,
+quick with the warm South, fan but his cheek too wooingly on his way to the
+station; and will he not once more snap his chain and away? Ay, truly: and next
+time he will not be caught.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Deans have danced to the same wild piping, though their chapters have hushed
+the matter up. Even Duchesses (they say) have “come tripping doon the stair,”
+rapt by the climbing passion from their strawberry-leaved surroundings into
+starlit spaces. Nay, ourselves, too—the douce, respectable mediocrities that we
+are—which of us but might recall some fearful outbreak whose details are
+mercifully unknown to the household that calls us breadwinner and chief? What
+marvel that up yonder the Hunter smiles? When he knows that every one in his
+ken, the tinker with the statesman, has caught his bugle blast and gone forth
+on its irresistible appeal!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Not that they are so easily followed as of yore, those flying echoes of the
+horn! Joints are stiffer, maybe; certainly the desolate suburbs creep ever
+farther into the retreating fields; and when you reach the windy moorland, lo!
+it is all staked out into building-lots. Mud is muddier now than heretofore;
+and ruts are ruttier. And what friendless old beast comes limping down the
+dreary lane? He seems sorely shrunk and shoulder-shotten; but by the something
+of divinity in his look, still more than by the wings despondent along his
+mighty sides, ’tis ever the old Pegasus—not yet the knacker’s own. “Hard times
+I’ve been having,” he murmurs, as you rub his nose. “These fellows have really
+no seat except for a park hack. As for this laurel, we were wont to await it
+trembling: and in taking it we were afraid. Your English way of hunting it down
+with yelpings and hallooings—well, I may be out of date, but we wouldn’t have
+stood that sort of thing on Helicon.” So he hobbles down the road. Good night,
+old fellow! Out of date? Well, it may be so. And alas! the blame is ours.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But for the Hunter—there he rises—couchant no more. Nay, flung full stretch on
+the blue, he blazes, he dominates, he appals! Will his turn, then, really come
+at last? After some Armageddon of cataclysmal ruin, all levelling, whelming the
+County Councillor with the Music-hall artiste, obliterating the very furrows of
+the Plough, shall the skin-clad nomad string his bow once more, and once more
+loose the whistling shaft? Wildly incredible it seems. And yet—look up! Look up
+and behold him confident, erect, majestic—there on the threshold of the sky!
+</p>
+
+</div><!--end chapter-->
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