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MacKenzie - -This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most -other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions -whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of -the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at -www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - -Title: That Awful Letter - A Comedy for Girls - -Author: Edna I. MacKenzie - -Release Date: August 16, 2016 [EBook #52818] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THAT AWFUL LETTER *** - - - - -Produced by Emmy, MFR and the Online Distributed -Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net - - - - - - -</pre> - - -<h1 class="faux">That Awful -Letter</h1> -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 508px;"> -<img src="images/cover.jpg" width="508" height="800" alt="cover" /> -</div> - -<hr class="chap" /> -<div class="chapter"></div> - - - - - - -<div class="center">Price 25 Cents<br /> -<br /> -PAINE’S<br /> -POPULAR PLAYS</div> - -<div class="maintitle">That Awful<br /> -Letter</div> - -<div class="center"><br /><br />Mac KENZIE<br /> -<br /> -PAINE PUBLISHING CO.<br /> -DAYTON, OHIO<br /> -<br /> -<small>NO PLAYS EXCHANGED</small> -</div> - - -<hr class="chap" /> - -<div class="bbox"> -<div class="adtitle2">New Entertainment Songs<br /> - -<small>By Edna Randolph Worrell.</small></div> - - -<p>These songs can be used in all manner of entertainments. The music -is easy, and both music and words are especially catchy. Children like -them. Everybody likes them. Sheet music. Price 25 cents each. Five -copies, $1.00.</p> - -<p><b>WE HOPE YOU’VE BROUGHT YOUR SMILES ALONG.</b> A -welcome song that will at once put the audience in a joyous frame of -mind and create a happy impression that will mean half the success of -your entire program. Words, bright and inspiring. Music, catchy.</p> - -<p><b>WE’LL NOW HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.</b> This beautiful song -has snap and go that will appeal alike to visitors and singers. It is just -the song to send your audience home with happy memories of the occasion.</p> - -<p><b>WE’VE JUST ARRIVED FROM BASHFUL TOWN.</b> This song -will bring memories to the listeners of their own bashful school days. -Words, unusually clever. Music, decidedly melodious. A capital welcome -song, or it may be sung at any time on the program with assured success.</p> - -<p><b>MY OWN AMERICA, I LOVE THEE.</b> A song that will bring -a thrill of patriotism to the heart of every one who hears it. The children -and grown-ups just can’t resist the catchy music. It makes a capital -marching song.</p> - -<p><b>COME AND PARTAKE OF OUR WELCOME CAKE.</b> A merry -welcome song and a jolly one, too. The audience will be immediately -curious about the Welcome Cake, and the children will love to surprise -the listeners with the catchy words. Music, easy and tuneful.</p> - -<p><b>LULLABY LANE.</b> The music and words blend so beautifully that -people will be humming the appealing strains long after they hear this -charming song. A wonderfully effective closing song, whether sung by -the school or as a solo by a little girl, with a chorus of other little girls -with dolls.</p> - -<p><b>JOLLY PICKANINNIES.</b> Words by Elizabeth F. Guptill. Music -by Edna R. Worrell. This spicy coon song will bring down the house, -especially if you use the directions for the motions which accompany the -music. The black faces and shining eyes of the pickaninnies will guarantee -a hit. The words are great and the music just right.</p> - -<p><b>THE LITTLE BIRD’S SECRET.</b> Here is just the song for those -two little folks to sing together. They won’t have to be coaxed to sing -it, especially when they find that the whole school is to whistle the chorus. -This is a decided novelty, and will prove a rare treat to your audience.</p> - -<p><b>A GARDEN ROMANCE.</b> This is a dainty little song telling of the -romance and wedding of Marigold and Sweet William. It is just the -song for dainty little girls to sing.</p> - -<p><b>COME TO THE NURSERY RHYME GARDEN AND PLAY.</b> -Here is something different for the little folks to sing. The Nursery -Rhyme Folk are so familiar to children, it will be no trick for them to -remember the words. The music has a most captivating swing.</p> - -<div class="center"> -<b>Paine Publishing Company - - Dayton, Ohio</b><br /> -</div></div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[1]</a></span></p> - - - - -<div class="maintitle"> -That Awful Letter</div> -<div class="center"> -<i>A Comedy for Girls</i><br /> -<br /> -<br /> -BY<br /> -<span class="author">EDNA I. MAC KENZIE</span><br /> -<br /><br /> -——————<br /><br /><br /> -<span class="copyright"> -Copyright, 1919, by<br /> -PAINE PUBLISHING COMPANY</span><br /> -<br /> -——————<br /><br /><br /> -PAINE PUBLISHING COMPANY<br /> -<small>DAYTON, OHIO</small><br /> -</div> - -<hr class="chap" /> -<div class="chapter"></div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[2]</a><br /><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[3]</a></span></p> - - - - -<div class="maintitle">THAT AWFUL LETTER</div> - -<div class="center">—————————</div> - -<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> - - - -<ul> -<li><span class="smcap">Margaret Neilson</span>—A Snobbish City Girl.</li> -<li><span class="smcap">Elizabeth Norton</span>—Her Country Cousin.</li> -<li><span class="smcap">Helen Montgomery</span>—Margaret’s Dearest Friend.</li> -<li><span class="smcap">Edith Browning</span>—A Friend of Elizabeth’s.</li> -<li><span class="smcap">Nora</span>—A Maid of Neilson’s</li> -</ul> - - -<div class="center"> -(This part may be taken by Edith Browning.)<br /> -<br /><br /><br /> -<span class="smcap">Time of Playing</span>—<i>About Forty Minutes.</i><br /> -</div> - -<hr class="chap" /> -<div class="chapter"></div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[4]</a></span></p> - - -<div class="maintitle"><small>THAT AWFUL LETTER</small></div> - -<h2>SCENE I</h2> - - -<p>(<i>Sitting-room in Neilson’s house, well furnished. Margaret -overdressed, is sitting reading a magazine. She looks -up impatiently and throws it down in disgust.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>crossly.</i>) There’s no use in my trying to -read or do anything else when I’m so provoked. I don’t see -why dad can’t (<i>the bell rings</i>) Oh, drat that bell! I don’t -want to see any person. I wish people would stay at home. -(<i>Goes and looks out.</i>) Oh! it’s Helen! I wonder what she -wants now. She is always running over and I’m sure I’m -never over there any more than four times a day at the most. -(<i>Helen comes in and Margaret rushes to embrace her.</i>) Oh -Helen, you dear girl! I’m so glad to see you. I was just -wishing you would come over. Do take off your hat and -stay awhile. I’ve just been so mad I could boil over or bite -somebody or do something awful.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Why, what is the matter with you? What are you -mad about? (<i>Aside, It seems to me she is always in hot -water or a stew about something.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Well, sit down and I’ll tell you about it. -(<i>They sit down on a couch.</i>) It seems that dad has some -country relations somewhere in the backwoods. He’s had -them ever since he was born but he’s just remembering -them now. Well, it seems that there’s a girl about my age -and dad was looking over some old photos last night and -came across one of her when she was six years old. That -picture put him into the notion that he would like to see -that girl and nothing will do but I must write and ask her up.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[5]</a></span></p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—That won’t hurt you, will it? I think it would -be nice to have a girl visiting you. I know when Marian -Staddon was visiting me, we had a dandy time—parties, -dances, and heaps of things.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Yes, but can’t you get anything into your -head? This is a cousin from the <i>backwoods</i> and just imagine -the kind of figure she’d cut in our set! Why, she’ll likely -have the oddest clothes and speak most horrible English and, -and—not know beans. And then that would spoil all our -plans for getting in with Edith Browning. The Brownings, -you know, are such an aristocratic family and are the -whole cheese since they moved to the city. I’m just crazy -to get in with them, but of course if they saw me with that -girl, that would spoil everything. Edith would know that -my father had sprung from common ordinary farmers and -we have just succeeded in making people think we had very -important ancestors.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>aside</i>) Gee! but isn’t she some snob. Well, -nobody is deceived I can vouch for that. (<i>aloud.</i>) I know -Edith Browning is the whole thing just at present. I’ve met -her several times and think she is lovely, (<i>pause</i>) not a bit -stuck up, you know. Of course we want to get in with her, -especially this winter when Beth Norton is going to visit her, -for everybody will be having parties and things for her.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—And pray, who is Beth Norton?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Don’t you know? Why, she is the girl that all the -girls at Erskine College were just crazy about. Why, they -say there’s never been a girl there before who was as popular. -And act! Why, she took the chief parts in all their<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[6]</a></span> -plays and the girls said she had any professional actress -beaten all to pieces. Oh yes, we must manage to get in -with them if we can. Now about your cousin, say, why -can’t you have her up for just a couple of days and keep her -out of the way?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Dad is bound that I’ll invite her up for two -weeks anyway. I can generally manage him pretty well, -but this time he’s as obstinate as a mule. I’m glad I didn’t -inherit his bad qualities.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>aside</i>) I think she has all of his and some of -her own to boot, (<i>aloud</i>) I have an idea. Write her such -a letter that if she has any sense at all she’ll know she’s not -wanted and then perhaps she won’t come.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>jumping up</i>) That <i>is</i> a good idea! Let’s -write it now. What shall we put into it? (<i>goes to a table -where there is paper and ink, sits down to write</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>going to the table</i>) Tell her that,—oh, I don’t -know. You ought to be good at that sort of thing. (<i>Margaret -looks up sharply</i>). Writing letters I mean. You can -write such splendid ones, you know. (<i>Margaret writes -awhile while Helen looks over her shoulder.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>rising</i>) There, that ought to do the trick. -What do you think of it?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Well, if she can’t take the hint from that that -she’s not wanted, she must be as dense as a—a fog! (<i>goes -to put on her hat.</i>) I must go for I promised to stay only a -few minutes. Good-bye (<i>goes towards the door</i>) I hope -your cousin won’t be too boorish if she does come.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[7]</a></span></p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Good-bye. We’ll trust to luck. (<i>Helen disappears. -Margaret comes to centre of stage</i>) Well, that -letter <i>is</i> a good stunt, but my, wouldn’t dad be angry if he -knew! But I’ll chance it that he doesn’t find out. Now for -a toast. (<i>Pretends to drink.</i>) Here’s to the refusal of my -invitation to my country cousin.</p> - - -<div class="center">CURTAIN</div> - - - -<hr class="chap" /> -<div class="chapter"></div> -<h2>SCENE II</h2> - - -<p>(<i>A country kitchen. Elizabeth in middy and skirt, enters -slowly toward centre of stage, examining an envelope.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>still examining envelope.</i>) I wonder who -this letter’s from. I don’t know the writing and it’s from -New York City. But there’s lot of people I know there. Perhaps -it’s from one of those little girls at Erskine College that -were always getting a crush on us bigger girls and bothering -us to death with their gushing. Now, who is it from anyway? -(<i>laughing.</i>) Say, I never thought of it, but perhaps if I -opened it I’d find out. (<i>Opens and glances over it, and seems -amazed and reads very slowly aloud.</i>)</p> - -<div class="blockquot"> -<div class="right"> -14 Riverside Drive, New York City.</div> -<div class="unindent"> -Dear Cousin Elizabeth:<br /> -</div> - -<p>Father wished me to write and ask you to visit us for a -couple of weeks. I know that you really wouldn’t want to -come as you’d feel so shy and awkward in a city home and -among the girls in our set and doubtless you have no clothes -suitable for the city; but as he wished me to ask you, I -have done so.</p> - -<div class="sig"> -<span style="margin-right: 2em;">Yours truly,</span><br /> -Margaret Neilson.<br /> -</div></div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[8]</a></span></p> - -<p>(<i>Elizabeth looks up bewildered.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—What a queer letter! I wonder if any of -the girls are playing a trick on me. (<i>thinks.</i>) Now, I have it. -I’ve heard mother mention her brother, Jerry Neilson, who -went to the city and his aristocratic wife made him cut his -country relations when they got rich. So this must be from -my cousin. But how could any girl write such a rude, insolent -letter like that! She certainly was forced to write -against her will. I bet her father never saw that letter. It -would serve her right if I sent it to him. I’d feel out of -place in a city home and in her set! Well, (<i>laughing</i>) that’s -a joke, when I’ve been in some of the best homes in New -York City. I wonder what Edith Browning would say to -that and a lot of the other girls at dear old Erskine. Well, -my dear cousin, I’ll just write you a polite note of refusal.</p> - -<p>(<i>Goes to table and writes, then reads aloud</i>).</p> - -<p>“Miss Edith Norton regrets with pleasure the sincerely -cordial and hospitable invitation of Miss Margaret Neilson.” -Oh, (<i>suddenly jumping and clapping her hands.</i>) I’ve an -idea! I’ll accept my kind and hospitable cousin’s invitation -since she’s so anxious to have me and since she expects me -to be such a queer freak from the backwoods, it would be -too bad to disappoint her, so I’ll dress and act the part of -the poor country cousin she’s looking for. Oh, (<i>dancing -around</i>) it will be heaps of fun. I’ll stay there a day and -then I’ll pay Edith Browning that visit I’ve promised her -for ages. (<i>Going towards the exit.</i>) The girls at Erskine -always said I was a born actress and now I’ll have the -chance to prove whether they were just flattering me or -not. (<i>Stops and glances at the address, 14 Riverside Drive.</i>)<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span> -Why, Mildred Ewing lives just a couple houses from there. -I’ll dress there and just slip over when the coast is clear. -There’s some of my masquerade costumes up in the attic. -I’ll run and see if I can find something suitable for my new -role. Say, but won’t I lead my dear cousin a merry dance! -(<i>Laughs and runs off the stage.</i>)</p> - - -<div class="center">CURTAIN</div> - - - -<hr class="chap" /> -<div class="chapter"></div> -<h2>SCENE III</h2> - -<p>(<i>Sitting room in Neilson’s house. Margaret is seated doing -fancywork. Helen comes in and Margaret rushes to meet -her.</i>)</p> - - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Say, what’s up now that you had to have me -come over in such a hurry? Have you any startling news? -(<i>Both go towards centre.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Oh Helen, I’m in a terrible fix and all over -that awful letter you made me write to—</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>interrupting indignantly.</i>) I made you write!</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Yes, to Elizabeth—or Lizzie as I guess she’s -called. Would you ever think she’d accept that invitation?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—No, she hasn’t, has she?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Yes, she has and here’s her answer. (<i>shows -her a letter written on some very brightly colored paper or -wrapping paper.</i>) Just look at the spelling and the style! -Wouldn’t it crimp you? And just wait until I read it to you -(<i>begins to read, while Helen follows her over her shoulder -and giggles all through the reading of it.</i>)<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[10]</a></span></p> - -<div class="blockquot"> -<div class="unindent"> -Dear Maggie—(<i>Isn’t that abominable?</i>)—<br /> -</div> - -<p>I’ve been wanting ter visit the city ever since I was skin -high to a grasshopper, but didn’t know I had any kin in the -city that I could visit. It’s awferlly kind of youse to ask -me and I’ll be there as sure as guns this coming Wednesday. -I jest got some new clothes made by Susannah Sparks and -they’re mighty stylish, I kin tell yer. I aint a bit bashful so -youse kin invite all the people in youse like. I’d like ter meet -yer friends awful well. Remember me to yer pap.</p> - -<div class="sig"> -<span style="margin-right: 2em;">Yers to a sliver,</span><br /> -Lizzie Norton.<br /> -</div></div> - -<p>(<i>throws the letter down on the table in disgust and makes -a face.</i>) Isn’t that perfectly awful? That means she’ll be -here to-morrow and oh, she must be dreadful! And what if -she should tell dad about that awful letter we wrote! Oh, -why did I do it, and whatever will I do? (<i>Sinks down in -chair and begins to cry.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>going over and putting her arm around her.</i>) -Oh, cheer up! Things might be worse. You can manage to -avoid the girls for awhile and you can give Lizzie books to -read or something to keep her in the background and out of -mischief.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>drying her eyes.</i>) It’s a good thing she isn’t -coming today for you know I’ve invited Edith Browning -for tea and I want to be on my best behavior and be as nice -as I can so as to make a good impression. If Lizzie were -here, I would be mortified to death. (<i>bell rings behind -stage.</i>) Oh, there’s the bell. It’s too early for Edith. I -wonder who it is. (<i>goes to the door and looks out.</i>) There’s<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span> -Nora answering the door now. (<i>throws up her hands in -horror.</i>) Good heavens, who can that awful person be!</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—What person? (<i>Goes and looks too and giggles.</i>) -Goodness, I bet she’s escaped from some asylum. But -listen, Nora’s going to settle her. (<i>both listen at door.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Nora</span>—(<i>behind the scenes</i>) Yez can’t come in here. This -is no place for the likes of ye. Ye’d better thry the asylum -where ye belong.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>behind the scenes</i>) Yer’d better go there -yerself. Let me tell yer that I kin come in if I want ter. I’ve -come to visit my Uncle Jerry and yer needn’t think a red-haired -freckled flip of a thing like yer can stop me. Now -stop making a door of yerself and let me through or I’ll tell -my cousin Maggie on yer.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Good heavens, here she comes! (<i>Drags Margaret -to front of stage where they both fall limp into chairs.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Merciful powers, it’s Lizzie! Isn’t she—(<i>Elizabeth -appears at door, dressed in a most ridiculous -fashion and carries an old-fashioned telescope and a big -satchel. Both girls sit staring at her.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>Rushing up to them and throwing down -her telescope</i>) Helloa, girls! Be one of youse my cousin -Maggie? I’m Lizzie Norton. I got a chance ter come up a -day earlier so I didn’t think it would make any odds. (<i>The -girls have jumped to their feet thunder-struck.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>looks from one to the other</i>) Say, what’s -the matter with youse? Be youse both deef and dumb?<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span></p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>extending her hand which Elizabeth seizes</i>) -I’m <i>Margaret</i> Neilson so I suppose you must be my cousin -Lizzie. We were not expecting you until to-morrow. (<i>Aside -to Helen.</i>) Oh, Helen, isn’t she perfectly dreadful?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>aside to Margaret</i>) Well, I should say! And -her clothes sure are the latest style as there’s never been any -like them—yet!</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>tugging at the elastic on her hat</i>) Well, -youse didn’t tell me ter take off my hat, but I guess I’ll make -myself ter hum. (<i>Takes off her hat and throws it on the -couch and stares around.</i>) My, aint everything here perfectly -grand! (<i>Goes around the room.</i>) Youse folks must be -pretty stylish. Now, ter home us folks aint never seen such -nice things. (<i>Turns suddenly.</i>) Say, how’s Uncle Jerry, -Maggie?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—If you’re referring to my father, his name is -J. Ernest Neilson, so please call him Uncle Ernest. As for -myself, I detest the name of Maggie. <i>Do</i> call me Margaret.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—Oh, yer rather peppery aint yer? I’m sure -Jerry is just as good a name as yer kin find anywhere. -Why, we named our old white horse that and a better horse -yer couldn’t have. As for Maggie, our black and white -spotted cow is called that and she gives more milk than any -of them. (<i>Margaret looks more and more disgusted and -Helen amused.</i>) Say, aint you going to interduce me to -your friend? At hum we always interduce everybody to -everybody else.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—I beg your pardon. This is my friend, Miss -Helen Montgomery. (<i>Helen raises her hand very high and -Elizabeth pulls it down and shakes it heartily.</i>)<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span></p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—Please ter meet you, Helly. I suspect I’ll -get real acquainted with yer before my visit’s over. Yer -don’t look quite as stuck-uppish as my cousin there. (<i>Margaret -makes a face while Helen laughs.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—I feel greatly complimented, I’m sure. (<i>Aside</i>) -She’s summed up Margaret pretty well for a green country -girl.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>examining the girl’s clothes</i>) Say, girls, yer -dressed up mighty swell. Be yer going to a party?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>proudly</i>) Why, no, these are just our every-day -clothes.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>in surprise</i>). You don’t say! (<i>Smoothing -down her own dress proudly.</i>) Don’t you like my new dress? -(<i>Margaret looks disdainful.</i>) I was bound to have Susannah -make it stylish and put in all the pleats and frills she could. -I think she made a real good job of it, don’t youse?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>sarcastically</i>) Why, yes, I think it is beautiful -(<i>looking at Elizabeth’s hat</i>) and what a lovely hat you have -and so becoming. (<i>Turns her back to laugh.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>getting the hat and turning it around in -her hand</i>) Yes, I think it mighty nice and so should it be -for it was awferlly expensive. I paid $1.98 for the shape -itself at (<i>names a local milliner</i>) and I trimmed it myself. -(<i>Puts it back on sofa. Helen and Margaret sit down.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>aside</i>) It wouldn’t need a detective to make -that discovery, that’s one thing sure.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>unfastening satchel and taking out a gaily -colored centre-piece</i>) Now, I’ll jest set down and work at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span> -this centre-piece. (<i>Sits down in rocking chair and works.</i>) -I’m going to give it to you, Mag—<i>Margaret</i>, I mean, for yer -parler table.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>aside</i>) Oh, gee, imagine that on our highly -polished table. I guess it will be more likely to adorn the -attic. (<i>aloud</i>) Oh, that’s very nice of you. By the way, -how did you find your way here?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Oh yes, how did you when you had never been -in the city before?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—Well, now, I did have a mighty hard time -of it at first. I asked one of them policemen if he could -tell me where Uncle Jer—where Mr. J. Ernest Neilson -lived and he just laughed at me. (<i>She keeps rocking.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Well, I should think he would. Didn’t you know -any better than that?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>still sewing</i>) Why, I was told that them -policemen could answer any kind of a question. At hum -everybody knows where everybody else lives so I thought -it would be the same here. (<i>Both girls laugh.</i>) Anyway he -asked what his address was and I showed him the top of -yer letter.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>in horror</i>) You didn’t show him my letter!</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—Sure and he must have got a good squint at -what was in it, too, for he looked so funny. Well he told -me to get into one of them street car things, and the feller -who was all dressed up in brass buttons and took the tickets -told me when to get into another so it was real easy. But -I think the people here are dreadfully imperlite. They kept<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span> -giggling and giggling. I asked one what the joke was and -she grew awfully red and didn’t answer. I think it’s mighty -rude not to tell other folks the joke, why down to hum—(<i>looks -up just as the girls are turning up their noses</i>). Say, -what’s the matter with your noses? Have they nervous -twitches in them? Get a bottle of Dr. Cure-all’s syrup of -tar at (<i>name of local druggist</i>) and it will soon stop that for -it cured my cold. (<i>Rising and throwing fancy work on -chair.</i>) Laws a me, I’m awfully thirsty. Where’s the -kitchen (<i>goes towards door, Margaret starts up</i>). Never -mind coming. I’ll just use the dipper so you don’t need to -get me a glass.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Well, tell Nora to get you a drink. (<i>Exit -Elizabeth</i>). Oh Helen, I never saw anybody so common—</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>interrupting</i>). Why she’s the most <i>un</i>common -specimen I ever met in all my life.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>proceeding</i>)—and horrid before—and oh, -(<i>jumping up in consternation</i>), I forgot all about Edith -coming. She’ll be here soon now and I simply must get -Lizzie out of the way before she comes. Oh Helen, (<i>putting -her arm around her</i>), hurry up and think up something to -help me out of this hole.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>aside</i>), And she was so grateful when I tried -to help her the last time. But she’s in a pretty tight box now -so I guess I’ll have to try and patch it up. I wish her <i>important -ancestors</i> had given her some brains. (<i>Aloud.</i>) Oh, tell -her—tell her—. Now let me think (<i>thinks for a minute and -suddenly grabs Margaret’s arm</i>). I have it. Tell her that -you know she must be very tired after her long journey and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span> -that you’re sure she would like to rest and have tea quietly -in her own room. Nora could take it up on a tray. Lizzie -will think it’s so considerate of you, I’m pretty sure, and the -novelty of having things sent up to her might appeal to -her. Let’s try it anyway.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—All right. I’d try anything. (<i>Elizabeth appears.</i>) -But here she comes now. (<i>Elizabeth comes toward -centre and Margaret goes to meet her and puts her arm -around Elizabeth’s waist</i>). Oh Lizzie, I know you must be -pretty tired after your long journey. I think perhaps you -had better rest quietly until tea time. Then I’ll tell Nora -to fix you up a nice dainty tray and you’ll be under no nervous -strain at all.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—Me tired after that speck of a ride on the -train! Why I’ve saw me walk five miles ter town and go -home and milk ten cows and not be a bit the worse for it. -And talk about nerves. Well I may be <i>nervy</i> but I aint got -them nerves that make people act like sillies. Now I’ll just -go up and put on my red chiny silk dress Susannah fixed -up that stylish with yeller bows and six frills and point de -spit lace. It will only take me a few minutes and I’ll be -down in lots of time for supper. (<i>Gets valise and goes -towards exit, then stops at one end of stage</i>), (<i>Aside</i>), I -guess it’s time that I ended this farce. I think I’ve given -my dear cousin a pretty strong jolt, judging from her face -and actions. Gee, she’s the limit all right. Anyway, I had -better change into a decent dress as I would hate to offend -Uncle Jerry—I mean <i>Uncle J. Ernest Neilson</i> (<i>exit Elizabeth</i>).</p> - -<p>(<i>Margaret sits moodily in chair with head propped on -knees. Helen sits toying with some fancy work.</i>)<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span></p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—For goodness sake, Margaret, cheer up, you’re -not dead yet!</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—I wish I were. What am I going to do? -and Edith is due any minute. I wonder what made Lizzie -strike today.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>explosively</i>) Well, do you know, I like her!</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>in surprise</i>) Do you really? Well, I believe -I do myself. There’s something rather refreshing about -her and she’s so frank and good-natured. She doesn’t bear -the least grudge for that horrid letter we sent. Perhaps she -doesn’t see anything wrong with it though. Oh, whatever -made me do it? I feel as mean as dirt everytime I think of -it. I’d give anything if I had never written it.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Yes, I guess it was pretty shabby, but what’s -done cannot be undone. Anyway, I don’t suppose she knows -enough to take offense at it. (<i>Starting up.</i>) Oh, I have an -idea!</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>moodily</i>), I notice that you do catch on to -one once in a while. Well let’s hear it.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>aside in disgust</i>) Now, wouldn’t that crimp -you! She couldn’t find an idea all by herself in a thousand -years. (<i>Aloud</i>). Why, I was just thinking that Lizzie -would look quite pretty if she had a decent dress to wear -and was fixed up some. Now, what’s to hinder you lending -her one of your pretty dresses and doing her hair in some -becoming fashion? I bet she wouldn’t look bad at all.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Why, she wouldn’t. I’ll go right up now -and do it (<i>starts toward exit</i>), or she’ll be coming down in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a></span> -some awful concoction of a dress. Oh, dear, I feel awfully -nervous.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Did you hear what she said about nerves? The -very idea, when nerves are all the go now. (<i>Bell rings</i>). Oh, -there’s Edith now. I wish she had stayed away for half -an hour longer.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—So do I. And however will I manage to fix -Lizzie up now?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Talk for a few minutes and then excuse yourself -and I’ll entertain Edith until you come back.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>warmly</i>) Helen, you’re a dear and just full -of ideas. I don’t know what I’d do without you. (<i>Goes out</i>).</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>aside dramatically</i>), Behold the expanding of -Miss Margaret Neilson’s character. She is actually wakening -up to what I am trying to do for her and has even expressed -one grain of gratitude. Well I guess I’ll hang on to -the grain, perhaps it will sprout. (<i>Sees Lizzie’s hat and -fancy work.</i>) Goodness I’d better get these out of sight or -they’d be a sure giveaway. (<i>Runs and thrusts fancy work -under a cushion and throws hat behind couch. Margaret -appears arm in arm with Edith who is well but quietly -dressed. Helen goes to meet them.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—You know Helen Montgomery don’t you, -Miss Browning?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—Oh call me Edith, it’s more sociable and I’ll call -you Margaret. Why yes, (<i>shaking hands with Helen</i>), I -have met you several times, haven’t I? Coming to a new<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span> -city it takes a person quite awhile to get acquainted, but I’m -managing not too badly.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—Why, I should say not. You have made hosts of -friends already from all accounts.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—Yes, everybody has been awfully kind to me and -then I’d met several people when I was at Erskine. (<i>All girls -take seats, Edith sitting where she can see the exit by turning -slightly.</i>) I hope you girls weren’t expecting me any sooner. -I had some shopping to do and that delayed me.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Oh, that’s all right, but we were just saying -we wish you’d hurry up so that we could have a nice, long -chat about everything before supper, so—</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>interrupting</i>) Oh, Edith, do tell us about some -of the jolly times you had at Erskine College. I’m just -aching to hear about them. (<i>Draws chair closer to Edith</i>).</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Yes, please do! (<i>Draws her chair closer</i>).</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—Why, I could tell you lots, but really I wouldn’t -know where to begin and once I began, I wouldn’t know -where to stop. For one thing we used to have midnight suppers -whenever one of the girls would get a box from home. -We’d all meet in one room and have nothing but candles -for a light and when we heard anyone coming, we would -have to blow them out, quick as wink. Oh, but it was exciting -when we heard any footsteps outside! There’d be a -wild scamper, I can tell you.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen and Margaret</span>—I guess there would be. What -would you do?<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span></p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—Everybody would grab the first thing that came -handy and we’d make ourselves as small as possible. We’d -squeeze four or five into bed with the eats and a few under -while the rest would get into a closet. One of the girls -would snore and the teacher would think she was asleep -and pass on. It was pretty hard on the eats, though, being -grabbed in such a hurry and getting all crushed up, but then -it was lots of excitement and fun.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—What else did you do?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—Well, we put on some pretty good amateur plays. -Beth Norton, was simply grand in anything like that. Say, -(<i>with enthusiasm</i>) you just ought to know Beth. She’s the -dearest girl out. Everybody raved over her at Erskine. She -was just bubbling over with fun and mischief and kept -things lively all the time. She was so good-hearted and kind -too and had the most forgiving nature. One girl said she -was so full of fun that there wasn’t a speck of room for -spite to lodge in.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—She must be lovely. I’d like awfully well to -meet her.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—Well, I don’t see why you couldn’t for I just got -a letter from her and she said she was going to visit me in -a couple days. She said she was visiting some snobbish -cousin of hers who needs to be taken down a peg or two. -I’d love to see her do it, but I wouldn’t like to be the cousin, -I can tell you.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—No, nor I either, but those people who put -on such airs ought to have it taken out of them some way -or other. I wonder who she is.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span></p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—I don’t know. Beth wouldn’t think of giving her -away. (<i>Helen stares fixedly at Margaret and nods. Margaret -rises</i>).</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—I wonder if you’d excuse me for a few minutes. -I have some things I must attend to.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—Why of course. Don’t hurry back. (<i>Gazes at -Margaret starting to go out. Elizabeth appears at exit very -daintily dressed.</i>)</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—(<i>rushing past Margaret seizes Elizabeth and hugs -her</i>), Why Beth, you dear girl, (<i>pulls her towards centre</i>), -wherever did you come from? The girls were just saying -they didn’t know you. (<i>Margaret and Helen both stand in -amazement.</i>) That’s funny.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—Oh, helloa Edith! I didn’t know you knew -my cousin. I’m just staying here until to-morrow and then -I’m going to your place for awhile.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—(<i>aside in horror</i>), So this Margaret Neilson is -the snob Beth is to take down a peg. Good gracious, but -I’ve put my foot into it. (<i>Edith and Beth go to one side and -eagerly converse in low tones</i>).</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—(<i>to Helen</i>), Lizzie, Beth Norton! Why -whatever does it mean anyway? (<i>thinks</i>), How can she be -one and the same person? Oh, oh, I see it now. The names -are both nicknames and I never imagined my cousin Elizabeth -was the much talked of Beth. And so I’m the snob that -Edith said Beth was to take down a peg! (<i>Pauses</i>) And the -worst of it is I know I deserve it after that horrible letter. -I don’t deserve to have her ever speak to me again.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</a></span></p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—But, whatever did she mean by dressing up like -that!</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Why, don’t you see? Didn’t you say that -when she acted, she had all the professionals beaten to -pieces? Well, she’s acted that country gawk I inferred in -that letter to take me down that peg. Gee, she’s taken me -down a whole bunch of them. And oh look how we treated -her since she came. Oh, Helen, I’m so ashamed. I wish -there was a hole in the floor so that I could crawl into it.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>—(<i>aside</i>), Thank goodness, she’s admitted that -much. There’s hope for her yet. (<i>Aloud.</i>) We both acted -awfully mean and for my part I’m going to take my pill and -swallow it.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—I will too. It’s mighty bitter, but the worse -the medicine tastes, as a rule, the better are the results. I’ll -never—(<i>Elizabeth comes up to her</i>).</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—Well, Mag—Margaret, I guess it’s up to me -to explain. You see when I got your letter which showed -me so plainly that you considered any person brought up in -the country was some sort of a curiosity and nothing but -an ignoramus, I thought I would come and explain to you -that the farmers of today are among the best educated and -most wealthy people there are and their daughters are receiving -the very best advantages that can be gotten. But -when I read your letter over, I couldn’t resist the temptation -of acting the awkward gawk of a specimen you expected. -Did I succeed?</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Margaret</span>—Succeed! Oh goodness, it was awful. (<i>Sinks -into a chair and starts to cry</i>), Oh, Liz—Beth, I mean. I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</a></span> -know I’ve been as nasty and snobbish as I could. And you -don’t know how mean I’ve felt ever since I wrote that awful, -awful letter. I’ve wished again and again that I’d never -been so rude and horrid. Will you ever forgive me? (<i>Cries</i>).</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—(<i>Putting her arm around her</i>), Oh, cheer up, -Margaret, of course I’ll forgive you; you just need some of -your notions changed. That’s all. And when it comes to forgiving, -perhaps I’d better ask you to forgive me for playing -such a trick on you. (<i>Aside, laughing</i>), But, gee it was the -best fun I’ve had for ages. Their shocked faces! (<i>laugh</i>), -their turned up noses, (<i>laughs</i>), their open disgust. Oh -glory, it was worth a circus to see them.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Edith</span>—Well, let’s forget everything that’s been done -and said and begin all over again. I think we’ll be great -friends. Let’s shake over it. (<i>She takes Helen’s hand, Elizabeth -takes Margaret’s and they stand with crossed hands in -front of stage</i>).</p> - - -<p><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>—Oh girls, see how our hands are crossed; I -wonder who’s going to be married first.</p> - - -<div class="center"> -CURTAIN<br /> -</div> - - -<hr class="full" /> - -<div class="adtitle2">Christmas Entertainments</div> - - -<p><b>CHRISTMAS AT PUNKIN HOLLER.</b> A new Christmas play by Elizabeth -F. Guptill that abounds in clean, wholesome fun from beginning to end. -It depicts the trials of the teacher of an old-fashioned “deestric school” in -conducting the last rehearsal for the Christmas Entertainment. Some of the -pupils are in “custom,” as big Jake puts it, and “Sandy Claus” is there. The -children go through their parts with gusto and more or less success. May be -given in any schoolroom by any number. Easy to produce. Costumes simple. -Children and grown-ups will be delighted with CHRISTMAS AT PUNKIN -HOLLER. Price, 15 cents.</p> - -<p><b>A TOPSY TURVY CHRISTMAS.</b> Another new Christmas play by -Elizabeth F. Guptill. It is decidedly humorous from start to finish. The -characters are strong and at every turn of the play there is a happy surprise -for the audience. The children are tired of “minding,” and the everything being -“just so,” so they start to find a place where they will find things different. -They find it in Topsy Turvy Land, where they have strange experiences. -When at last they have a Topsy Turvy Christmas, they are ready to go home -and be satisfied with things just as they are. May be given in any schoolroom -by any number of children not less than fifteen. In two short scenes. -This clever play will prove a sure winner wherever produced. Price, 15 cents.</p> - -<p><b>CHRISTMAS AT McCARTHY’S.</b> Elizabeth P. Guptill. Here is a new -Christmas play for the older children and as many young children as are -available. It combines in a marked degree the gentlest pathos and the most -sparkling humor. Several nationalities are represented in the tenement and -there is opportunity for the introduction of specialties if desired. Circumstances -cause Elsie, the tenement orphan, to believe Jimmy, the newsboy, will -buy her a Christmas present, and it seems it is up to Jimmy to do it. Christmas -is an unknown quantity at the tenement, but all agree that Elsie must not -be disappointed, and plan to have one somehow. The entertainment is given -by the “inhabitints thimsilves,” at McCarthy’s. In the midst of the fun, -Elsie’s lost father walks in, and the finale is a general rejoicing. Price, 25c.</p> - -<p><b>CHRISTMAS DIALOGUES.</b> By Cecil J. 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