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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MY UNCLE FLORIMOND ***
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-MY UNCLE FLORIMOND
-
-By Sidney Luska (Henry Harland)
-
-Author of The Yoke of the Thorah and Others
-
-D. Lothrop Company
-
-Boston: Franklin and Hawley Streets
-
-1888
-
-[Illustration: 0001]
-
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-
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-
-TO MY GRANDMOTHER
-
-A. L. H.
-
-IN REMEMBRANCE OF OLD
-
-NORWICH DAYS
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I.--THE NEPHEW OF A MARQUIS.
-
-Both of my parents died while I was still a baby; and I passed my
-childhood at the home of my father's mother in Norwich Town--which lies
-upon the left bank of the river Yantic, some three miles to the north of
-Norwich City, in Eastern Connecticut.
-
-My father's mother, my dear old grandmother, was a French lady by
-birth; and her maiden name had been quite an imposing one--Aurore Aline
-Raymonde Marie Antoinette de la Bourbonnaye. But in 1820, when she was
-nineteen years old, my grandfather had persuaded her to change it
-for plain and simple Mrs. Brace; from which it would seem that my
-grandfather must have been a remarkably persuasive man. At that time
-she lived in Paris with her father and mother, who were very lofty,
-aristocratic people--the Marquis and Marquise de la Bourbonnaye. But
-after her marriage she followed her husband across the ocean to his home
-in Connecticut, where in 1835 he died, and where she had remained ever
-since. She had had two children: my father, Edward, whom the rebels shot
-at the Battle of Bull Run in July, 1861, and my father's elder brother,
-my Uncle Peter, who had never married, and who was the man of our house
-in Norwich.
-
-The neighbors called my Uncle Peter Square, because he was a lawyer.
-Some of them called him Jedge, because he had once been a Justice of the
-Peace. Between him and me no love was lost. A stern, cold, frowning man,
-tall and dark, with straight black hair, a lean, smooth-shaven face,
-thin lips, hard black eyes, and bushy black eyebrows that grew together
-over his nose making him look false and cruel, he inspired in me an
-exceeding awe, and not one atom of affection. I was indeed so afraid
-of him that at the mere sound of his voice my heart would sink into my
-boots, and my whole skin turn goose-flesh. When I had to pass the
-door of his room, if he was in, I always quickened my pace and went on
-tiptoe, half expecting that he might dart out and seize upon me; if
-he was absent, I would stop and peek in through the keyhole, with the
-fascinated terror of one gazing into an ogre's den. And, oh me! what
-an agony of fear I had to suffer three times every day, seated at
-meals with him. If I so much as spoke a single word, except to answer
-a question, he would scowl upon me savagely, and growl out, “Children
-should be seen and not heard.” After he had helped my grandmother, he
-would demand in the crossest tone you can imagine, “Gregory, do you
-want a piece of meat?” Then I would draw a deep breath, clinch my fists,
-muster my utmost courage, and, scarcely louder than a whisper, stammer,
-“Ye-es, sir, if you p-please.” It would have come much more easily to
-say, “No, I thank you, sir,”--only I was so very hungry. But not once,
-in all the years I spent at Norwich, not once did I dare to ask for
-more. So I often left the table with my appetite not half satisfied, and
-would have to visit the kitchen between meals, and beg a supplementary
-morsel from Julia, our cook.
-
-Uncle Peter, for his part, took hardly any notice whatever of me, unless
-it was to give me a gruff word of command--like “Leave the room,” “Go to
-bed,” “Hold your tongue,”--or worse still a scolding, or worst of all
-a whipping. For the latter purpose he employed a flexible rattan cane,
-with a curiously twisted handle. It buzzed like a hornet as it flew
-cutting through the air; and then, when it had reached its objective
-point--mercy, how it stung! I fancied that whipping me afforded him a
-great deal of enjoyment. Anyhow, he whipped me very often, and on the
-very slightest provocation: if I happened to be a few minutes behindhand
-at breakfast, for example, or if I did not have my hair nicely brushed
-and parted when I appeared at dinner. And if I cried, he would whip all
-the harder, saying, “I'll give you something to cry about,” so that in
-the end I learned to stand the most unmerciful flogging with never so
-much as a tear or a sob. Instead of crying, I would bite my lips, and
-drive my fingernails into the palms of my hands until they bled. Why,
-one day, I remember, I was standing in the dining-room, drinking a glass
-of water, when suddenly I heard his footstep behind me; and it startled
-me so that I let the tumbler drop from my grasp to the floor, where it
-broke, spilling the water over the carpet. “You clumsy jackanapes,”
- he cried; “come up-stairs with me, and I'll show you how to break
-tumblers.” He seized hold of my ear, and, pinching and tugging at it,
-led me up-stairs to his room. There he belabored me so vigorously
-with that rattan cane of his that I was stiff and lame for two days
-afterward. Well, I dare say that sometimes I merited my Uncle Peter's
-whippings richly; but I do believe that in the majority of cases when
-he whipped me, moral suasion would have answered quite as well, or even
-better. “Spare the rod and spoil the child” was one of his fundamental
-principles of life.
-
-Happily, however, except at meal hours, my Uncle Peter was seldom in the
-house. He had an office at the Landing--that was the name Norwich City
-went by in Norwich Town--and thither daily after breakfast and again
-after dinner, he betook himself. After supper he would go out to spend
-the evening--where or how I never knew, though I often wondered; but
-all day Sunday he would stay at home, shut up in his room; and all day
-Sunday, therefore, I was careful to keep as still as a mouse.
-
-He did not in the least take after his mother, my grandmother; for she,
-I verily believe, of all sweet and gentle ladies was the sweetest and
-the gentlest. It is now more than sixteen years since she died; yet, as
-I think of her now, my heart swells, my eyes fill with tears, and I can
-see her as vividly before me as though we had parted but yesterday: a
-little old body, in a glistening black silk dress, with her snowy
-hair drawn in a tall puff upward from her forehead, and her kind face
-illuminated by a pair of large blue eyes, as quick and as bright as any
-maiden's. She had the whitest, daintiest, tiniest hands you ever did
-see; and the tiniest feet. These she had inherited from her noble French
-ancestors; and along with them she had also inherited a delicate Roman
-nose--or, as it is sometimes called, a Bourbon nose. Now, as you will
-recollect, the French word for nose is _nez_ (pronounced _nay_); and I
-remember I often wondered whether that Bourbon nose of my grandmother's
-might not have had something to do with the origin of her family name,
-Bourbonnaye. But that, of course, was when I was a very young and
-foolish child indeed.
-
-In her youth, I know, my grandmother had been a perfect beauty. Among
-the other pictures in our parlor, there hung an oil painting which
-represented simply the loveliest young lady that I could fancy. She had
-curling golden hair, laughing eyes as blue as the sky, ripe red lips
-just made to kiss, faintly blushing cheeks, and a rich, full throat like
-a column of ivory; and she wore a marvelous costume of cream-colored
-silk, trimmed with lace; and in one hand she-held a bunch of splendid
-crimson roses, so well painted that you could almost smell them. I
-used to sit before this portrait for hours at a stretch, and admire the
-charming girl who smiled upon me from it, and wonder and wonder who she
-could be, and where she lived, and whether I should ever have the good
-luck to meet her in proper person. I used to think that perhaps I had
-already met her somewhere, and then forgotten; for, though I could not
-put my finger on it, there was something strangely familiar to me in her
-face. I used to say to myself, “What if after all it should be only a
-fancy picture! Oh! I hope, I hope it isn't.” Then at length, one day,
-it occurred to me to go to my grandmother for information. Imagine
-my surprise when she told me that it was a portrait of herself, taken
-shortly before her wedding.
-
-“O, dear! I wish I had been alive in those days,” I sighed.
-
-“Why?” she queried.
-
-“Because then I could have married you,” I explained. At which she
-laughed as merrily as though I had got off the funniest joke in the
-world, and called me an “_enfant terrible_”--a dreadful child.
-
-This episode abode in my mind for a long time to come, and furnished me
-food for much sorrowful reflection. It brought forcibly home to me the
-awful truth, which I had never thought of before, that youth and beauty
-cannot last. That this young girl--so strong, so gay, so full of life,
-with such bright red lips and brilliant golden hair--that she could have
-changed into a feeble gray old lady, like my grandmother! It was a sad
-and appalling possibility.
-
-My grandmother stood nearly as much in awe of my Uncle Peter as I did.
-He allowed himself to browbeat and bully her in a manner that made my
-blood boil. “Oh!” I would think in my soul, “just wait till I am a man
-as big as he is. Won't I teach him a lesson, though?” She and I talked
-together for the most part in French. This was for two reasons: first,
-because it was good practice for me; and secondly, because it was
-pleasant for her--French being her native tongue. Well, my Uncle Peter
-hated the very sound of French--why I could not guess, but I suspected
-it was solely for the sake of being disagreeable--and if ever a word of
-that language escaped my grandmother's lips in his presence, he would
-glare at her from beneath his shaggy brows, and snarl out, “Can't you
-speak English to the boy?” She never dared to interfere in my behalf
-when he was about to whip me--though I knew her heart ached to do
-so--but would sit alone in her room during the operation, and wait to
-comfort me after it was over. His rattan cane raised great red welts
-upon my skin, which smarted and were sore for hours. These she would rub
-with a salve that cooled and helped to heal them; and then, putting
-her arm about my neck, she would bid me not to mind it, and not to feel
-unhappy any more, and would give me peppermint candies and cookies, and
-tell me long, interesting stories, or read aloud to me, or show me the
-pictures in her big family Bible. “Paul and Virginia” and “The Arabian
-Nights” were the books I liked best to be read to from; and my favorite
-picture was one of Daniel iii the lion's den. Ah, my dear, dear
-grandmother! As I look back upon those days now, there is no bitterness
-in my memory of Uncle Peter's whippings; but my memory of your tender
-goodness in consoling me is infinitely sweet.
-
-No; if my Uncle Peter was perhaps a trifle too severe with me, my
-grandmother erred in the opposite direction, and did much to spoil me.
-I never got a single angry word from her in all the years we lived
-together; yet I am sure I must have tried her patience very frequently
-and very sorely. Every forenoon, from eight till twelve o'clock, she
-gave me my lessons: geography, history, grammar, arithmetic and music.
-I was neither a very apt nor a very industrious pupil in any of these
-branches; but I was especially dull and especially lazy in my pursuit of
-the last. My grandmother would sit with me at the piano for an hour,
-and try and try to make me play my exercise aright; and though I
-always played it wrong, she never lost her temper, and never scolded. I
-deserved worse than a scolding; I deserved a good sound box on the ear;
-for I had shirked my practising, and that was why I blundered so. But
-the most my grandmother ever said or did by way of reproof, was to shake
-her head sadly at me, and murmur, “Ah, Gregory, Gregory, I fear that you
-lack ambition.” So very possibly, after all, my Uncle Peter's sternness
-was really good for me as a disagreeable but salutary tonic.
-
-My Uncle Florimond was my grandmother's only brother, unmarried, five
-years older than herself, who lived in France. His full name was even
-more imposing than hers had been; and to write it I shall have to use up
-nearly all the letters of the alphabet: Florimond Charles Marie Auguste
-Alexandre de la Bourbonnaye. As if this were not enough, he joined to it
-the title of marquis, which had descended to him from his father;
-just think--Florimond Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre, Marquis de la
-Bourbonnaye.
-
-Though my grandmother had not once seen her brother Florimond since her
-marriage--when she was a blushing miss of nineteen, and he a dashing
-young fellow of four-and-twenty--I think she cared more for him than
-for anybody else alive, excepting perhaps myself. And though I had never
-seen him at all, I am sure that he was to me, without exception,
-the most important personage in the whole wide world. He owed this
-distinguished place in my regard to several causes. He owed it partly,
-no doubt, to the glamour attaching to his name and title. To my youthful
-imagination Florimond Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre de la Bourbonnaye
-made a strong appeal. Surely, any one who went through life bearing a
-name like that must be a very great and extrordinary man; and the fact
-that he was my uncle--my own grandmother's brother--stirred my bosom
-with pride, and thrilled it with satisfaction. Then, besides, he was a
-marquis; and a marquis, I supposed, of course, must be the embodiment
-of everything that was fine and admirable in human nature--good, strong,
-rich, brave, brilliant, beautiful--just one peg lower in the scale
-of glory than a king. Yes, on account of his name and title alone, I
-believe, I should have placed my Uncle Florimond upon a lofty pedestal
-in the innermost shrine of my fancy, as a hero to drape with all the
-dazzling qualities I could conceive of, to wonder about, and to worship.
-But indeed, in this case, I should most likely have done very much the
-same thing, even if he had had no other title than plain Mister, and if
-his name had been homely John or James. For my grandmother, who never
-tired of talking to me of him, had succeeded in communicating to my
-heart something of her own fondness for him, as well as imbuing my mind
-with an eager interest in everything that concerned him, and in firing
-it with a glowing ideal of his personality. She had taught me that he
-was in point of fact, all that I had pictured him in my surmises.
-
-When, in 1820, Aurore de la Bourbonnaye became Mrs. Brace, and bade
-good-by to her home and family, her brother Florimond had held a
-commission as lieutenant in the King's Guard. A portrait of him in his
-lieutenant's uniform hung over the fireplace in our parlor, directly
-opposite the portrait of his sister that I have already spoken of. You
-never saw a handsomer young soldier: tall, muscular, perfectly shaped,
-with close-cropped chestnut hair, frank brown eyes, and regular
-clean-cut features, as refined and sensitive as a woman's, yet full of
-manly dignity and courage. In one hand he held his military hat, plumed
-with a long black ostrich feather; his other hand rested upon the hilt
-of his sword.
-
-His uniform was all ablaze with brass buttons and gold lace; and a
-beautiful red silk sash swept over his shoulder diagonally downward
-to his hip, where it was knotted, and whence its tasseled ends
-fell half-way to his knee. Yes, indeed; he was a handsome, dashing,
-gallant-looking officer; and you may guess how my grandmother flattered
-me when she declared, as she often did, “Gregory, you are his
-living image.” Then she would continue in her quaint old-fashioned
-French:--“Ah! that thou mayest resemble him in spirit, in character,
-also. He is of the most noble, of the most generous, of the most gentle.
-An action base, a thought unworthy, a sentiment dishonorable--it is to
-him impossible. He is the courage, the courtesy, the chivalry, itself.
-Regard, then, his face. Is it not radiant of his soul? Is it not
-eloquent of kindness, of fearlessness, of truth? He is the model, the
-paragon even, of a gentleman, of a Christian. Say, then, my Gregory, is
-it that thou lovest him a little also, thou? Is it that thou art going
-to imitate him a little in thy life, and to strive to become a man as
-noble, as lovable, as he?”
-
-To which I would respond earnestly in the same language, “O, yes! I love
-him, I admire him, with all my heart--after thee, my grandmother, better
-than anybody. And if I could become a man like him, I should be happier
-than I can say. Anyway, I shall try. He will be my pattern. But tell me,
-shall I never see him? Will he never come to Norwich? I would give--oh!
-I would give a thousand dollars--to see him, to embrace him, to speak
-with him.”
-
-“Alas, no, I fear he will never come to Norwich. He is married to his
-France, his Paris. But certainly, when thou art grown up, thou shalt see
-him. Thou wilt go to Europe, and present thyself before him.”
-
-“O, dear! not till I am grown up,” I would complain. “That is so long
-to wait.” Yet that came to be a settled hope, a moving purpose, in my
-life--that I should sometime meet my Uncle Florimond in person. I used
-to indulge my imagination in long, delicious day-dreams, of which our
-meeting was the subject, anticipating how he would receive me, and what
-we should say and do. I used to try honestly to be a good boy, so that
-he would take pleasure in recognizing me as his nephew. My grandmother's
-assertion to the effect that I looked like him filled my heart with
-gladness, though, strive as I might, I could not see the resemblance for
-myself. And if she never tired of talking to me about him, I never tired
-of listening, either. Indeed, to all the story-books in our library I
-preferred her anecdotes of Uncle Florimond.
-
-Once a month regularly my grandmother wrote him a long letter; and once
-a month regularly a long letter arrived from him for her--the reception
-of which marked a great day in our placid, uneventful calendar. It was
-my duty to go to the post-office every afternoon, to fetch the mail.
-When I got an envelope addressed in his handwriting, and bearing the
-French postage-stamp--oh! didn't I hurry home! I couldn't seem to run
-fast enough, I was so impatient to deliver it to her, and to hear her
-read it aloud. Yet the contents of Uncle Florimond's epistles were
-seldom very exciting; and I dare say, if I should copy one of them here,
-you would pronounce it quite dull and prosy. He always began, “_Ma sour
-bien-aimee_”--My well-beloved sister. Then generally he went on to give
-an account of his goings and his comings since his last--naming the
-people whom he had met, the houses at which he had dined, the plays he
-had witnessed, the books he had read--and to inquire tenderly touching
-his sister's health, and to bid her kiss his little nephew Gregory for
-him. He invariably wound up, “_Dieu te garde, ma sour cherie_”--God keep
-thee, my dearest sister.--“Thy affectionate brother, de la Bourbonnaye.”
- That was his signature--de la Bourbonnaye, written uphill, with a big
-flourish underneath it--never Florimond. My grandmother explained to
-me that in this particular--signing his family name without his given
-one--he but followed a custom prevalent among French noblemen. Well, as
-I was saying, his letters for the most part were quite unexciting; yet,
-nevertheless, I listened to them with rapt attention, reluctant to lose
-a single word. This was for the good and sufficient reason that they
-came from him--from my Uncle Florimond--from my hero, the Marquis de la
-Bourbonnaye. And after my grandmother had finished reading one of them,
-I would ask, “May I look at it, please?” To hold it between my fingers,
-and gaze upon it, exerted a vague, delightful fascination over me.
-To think that his own hand had touched this paper, had shaped these
-characters, less than a fortnight ago! My Uncle Florimond's very hand!
-It was wonderful!
-
-I was born on the first of March, 1860; so that on the first of March,
-1870, I became ten years of age. On the morning of that day, after
-breakfast, my grandmother called me to her room.
-
-“Thou shalt have a holiday to-day,” she said; “no study, no lessons. But
-first, stay.”
-
-She unlocked the lowest drawer of the big old-fashioned bureau-desk at
-which she used to write, and took from it something long and slender,
-wrapped up in chamois-skin. Then she undid and peeled off the
-chamois-skin wrapper, and showed me--what do you suppose? A beautiful
-golden-hilted sword, incased in a golden scabbard!
-
-“Isn't it pretty?” she asked.
-
-“Oh! lovely, superb,” I answered, all admiration and curiosity.
-
-“Guess a little, _mon petit_, whom it belonged to?” she went on.
-
-“To--oh! to my Uncle Florimond--I am sure,” I exclaimed.
-
-“Right. To thy Uncle Florimond. It was presented to him by the king, by
-King Louis XVIII.”
-
-“By the king--by the king!” I repeated wonderingly. “Just think!”
-
-“Precisely. By the king himself, as a reward of valor and a token of his
-regard. And when I was married my brother gave it to me as a keepsake.
-And now--and now, my Gregory, I am going to give it to thee as a
-birthday present.”
-
-“To me! Oh!” I cried. That was the most I could say. I was quite
-overcome by my surprise and my delight.
-
-[Illustration: 0032]
-
-“Yes, I give it to thee; and we will hang it up in thy bed-chamber, on
-the wall opposite thy bed; and every night and every morning thou shalt
-look at it, and think of thy Uncle Florimond, and remember to be like
-him. So thy first and thy last thought every day shall be of him.”
-
-I leave it to you to fancy how happy this present made me, how happy and
-how proud. For many years that sword was the most highly prized of all
-my goods and chattels. At this very moment it hangs on the wall in my
-study, facing the table at which I write these lines.
-
-A day or two later, when I made my usual afternoon trip to the
-post-office, I found there a large, square brown-paper package, about
-the size of a school geography, postmarked Paris, and addressed, in my
-Uncle Florimond's handwriting, not to my grandmother, but to me! to my
-very self. “Monsieur Grégoire Brace, chez Madame Brace, Norwich Town,
-Connecticut, Etats-unis d'Amérique.” At first I could hardly believe
-my eyesight. Why should my Uncle Florimond address anything to me? What
-could it mean? And what could the contents of the mysterious parcel be?
-It never occurred to me to open it, and thus settle the question for
-myself; but, burning with curiosity, I hastened home, and putting
-it into my grandmother's hands, informed her how it had puzzled and
-astonished me. She opened it at once, I peering eagerly over her
-shoulder; and then both of us uttered an exclamation of delight. It was
-a large illustrated copy of my favorite story, “Paul et Virginie,” bound
-in scarlet leather, stamped and lettered in gold; and on the fly-leaf,
-in French, was written, “To my dear little nephew Gregory, on his tenth
-birthday with much love from his Uncle de la Bourbonnaye.” I can't tell
-you how this book pleased me. That my Uncle Florimond should care enough
-for me to send me such a lovely birthday gift! For weeks afterward
-I wanted no better entertainment than to read it, and to look at its
-pictures, and remember who had sent it to me. Of course, I sat right
-down and wrote the very nicest letter I possibly could, to thank him for
-it.
-
-Now, as you know, in that same year, 1870, the French Emperor, Louis
-Napoleon, began his disastrous war with the King of Prussia; and it
-may seem very strange to you when I say that that war, fought more than
-three thousand miles away, had a direct and important influence upon my
-life, and indeed brought it to its first great turning-point. But such
-is the truth. For, as you will remember, after a few successes at the
-outset, the French army met with defeat in every quarter; and as the
-news of these calamities reached us in Norwich, through the New York
-papers, my grandmother grew visibly feebler and older from day to day.
-The color left her cheeks; the light left her eyes; her voice lost its
-ring; she ate scarcely more than a bird's portion at dinner; she became
-nervous, and restless, and very sad: so intense was her love for her
-native country, so painfully was she affected by its misfortunes.
-
-The first letter we received from Uncle Florimond, after the war broke
-out, was a very hopeful one. He predicted that a month or two at the
-utmost would suffice for the complete victory of the French, and the
-utter overthrow and humiliation of the Barbarians, as he called the
-Germans. “I myself,” he continued, “am, alas, too old to go to the
-front; but happily I am not needed, our actual forces being more than
-sufficient. I remain in Paris at the head of a regiment of municipal
-guards.” His second letter was still hopeful in tone, though he had to
-confess that for the moment the Prussians seemed to be enjoying
-pretty good luck. “_Mais cela passera_”--But that will pass,--he added
-confidently. His next letter and his next, however, struck a far less
-cheery note; and then, after the siege of Paris began, his letters
-ceased coming altogether, for then, of course, Paris was shut off from
-any communication with the outside world.
-
-With the commencement of the siege of Paris a cloud settled over our
-home in Norwich, a darkness and a chill that deepened steadily until,
-toward the end of January, 1871, the city surrendered and was occupied
-by the enemy. Dread and anxiety dogged our footsteps all day long every
-day. “Even at this moment, Gregory, while we sit here in peace and
-safety, thy Uncle Florimond may be dead or dying,” my grandmother would
-say; then, bowing her head, “_O mon Dieu, sois miséricordieux_”--O
-my God, be merciful. Now and then she would start in her chair, and
-shudder; and upon my demanding the cause, she would reply, “I was
-thinking what if at that instant he had been shot by a Prussian bullet.”
- For hours she would sit perfectly motionless, with her hands folded,
-and her eyes fixed vacantly upon the wall; until all at once, she would
-cover her face, and begin to cry as if her heart would break. And then,
-when the bell rang to summon us to meals, “Ah, what a horror!” she would
-exclaim. “Here are we with an abundance of food and drink, while he whom
-we love may be perishing of hunger!” But she had to keep her suffering
-to herself when Uncle Peter was around; otherwise, he would catch her up
-sharply, saying, “Tush! don't be absurd.”
-
-And so it went on from worse to worse, my grandmother pining away under
-my very eyes, until the siege ended in 1871, and the war was decided
-in favor of the Germans. Then, on the fourteenth of February, St.
-Valentine's Day, our fears lest Uncle Florimond had been killed were
-relieved. A letter came from him dated February 1st. It was very short.
-It ran: “Here is a single line, my beloved sister, to tell thee that
-I am alive and well. To-morrow I shall write thee a real letter”--_une
-vraie lettre_.
-
-My grandmother never received his “real letter.” The long strain and
-suspense had been too much for her. That day she broke down completely,
-crying at one moment, laughing the next, and all the time talking to
-herself in a way that frightened me terribly. That night she went to
-bed in a high fever, and out of her mind. She did not know me, her own
-grandson, but kept calling me Florimond. I ran for the doctor; but when
-he saw her, he shook his head.
-
-On the morning of February 16th my dear, dear grandmother died.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II--I MAKE A FRIEND.
-
-
-I shall not dwell upon my grief. It would be painful, and it would
-serve no purpose. The spring of 1871 was a very dark and dismal spring
-to me. It was as though a part--the best part--of myself had been taken
-from me. To go on living in the same old house, where everything spoke
-to me of her, where every nook and corner had its association with her,
-where every chair and table recalled her to me, yet not to hear her
-voice, nor see her face, nor feel her presence any more, and to realize
-that she had gone from me forever--I need not tell you how hard it was,
-nor how my heart ached, nor how utterly lonesome and desolate I felt. I
-need not tell you how big and bleak and empty the old house seemed.
-
-Sometimes, though, I could not believe that it was really true, that she
-had really died. It was too dreadful. I could not help thinking that it
-must be some mistake, some hideous delusion. I would start from my sleep
-in the middle of the night, and feel sure that it must have been a bad
-dream, that she must have come back, that she was even now in bed in her
-room. Then, full of hope, I would get up and go to see. All my pain
-was suddenly and cruelly renewed when I found her bed cold and empty.
-I would throw myself upon it, and bury my face in the coverlet, and
-abandon myself to a passionate outburst of tears and sobs, calling aloud
-for her: “_Grand'-mère, grand'mere, O ma grand'mère chérie!_” I almost
-expected that she would hear me, and be moved to pity for me, and come
-back.
-
-One night, when I was lying thus upon her bed, in the dark, and
-calling for her, I felt all at once the clutch of a strong hand upon my
-shoulder. It terrified me unspeakably. My heart gave a great jump, and
-stopped its beating. My limbs trembled, and a cold sweat broke out all
-over my body. I could not see six inches before my face. Who, or rather
-what, could my invisible captor be? Some grim and fearful monster of the
-darkness? A giant--a vampire--an ogre--or, at the very least, a burglar!
-All this flashed through my mind in a fraction of a second. Then I heard
-the voice of my Uncle Peter: “What do you mean, you young beggar, by
-raising such a hullaballoo at this hour of the night, and waking people
-up? Get off to your bed now, and in the morning I'll talk to you.” And
-though I suspected that “I'll talk to you” signified “I'll give you a
-good sound thrashing,” I could have hugged my Uncle Peter, so great was
-my relief to find that it was he, and no one worse.
-
-Surely enough, next morning after breakfast, he led me to his room,
-and there he administered to me one of the most thorough and energetic
-thrashings I ever received from him. But now I had nobody to pet me
-and make much of me after it; and all that day I felt the awful
-friendlessness of my position more keenly than I had ever felt it
-before.
-
-“I have but one friend in the whole world,” I thought, “and he is so
-far, so far away. If I could only somehow get across the ocean, to
-France, to Paris, to his house, and live with him! He would be so good
-to me, and I should be so happy!” And I looked up at his sword hanging
-upon my wall, and longed for the hour when I should touch the hand that
-had once wielded it.
-
-I must not forget to tell you here of a little correspondence that I
-had with this distant friend of mine. A day or two after the funeral I
-approached my Uncle Peter, and, summoning all my courage, inquired,
-“Are you going to write to Uncle Florimond, and let him know?”
-
-“What?” he asked, as if he had not heard, though I had spoken quite
-distinctly. That was one of his disagreeable, disconcerting ways--to
-make you repeat whatever you had to say. It always put me out of
-countenance, and made me feel foolish and embarrassed.
-
-“I wanted to know whether you were going to write and tell Uncle
-Florimond,” I explained with a quavering voice.
-
-By way of retort, he half-shut his eyes, and gave me a queer, quizzical
-glance, which seemed to be partly a sneer, and partly a threat. He kept
-it up for a minute or two, and then he turned his back upon me, and went
-off whistling. This I took to be as good as “No” to my question. “Yet,”
- I reflected, “somebody ought to write and tell him. It is only fair to
-let him know.” And I determined that I would do so myself; and I did.
-I wrote him a letter; and then I rewrote it; and then I copied it; and
-then I copied it again; and at last I dropped my final copy into the
-post-box.
-
-About five weeks later I got an answer from him. In a few simple
-sentences he expressed his great sorrow; and then he went on: “And, now,
-my dear little nephew, by this mutual loss thou and I are brought closer
-together; and by a more tender mutual affection we must try to comfort
-and console each other. For my part, I open to thee that place in my
-heart left vacant by the death of my sainted sister; and I dare to hope
-that thou wilt transfer to me something of thy love for her. I attend
-with impatience the day of our meeting, which, I tell myself, if the
-Lord spares our lives, must arrive as soon as thou art big enough to
-leave thy home and come to me in France. Meanwhile, may the good God
-keep and bless thee, shall be the constant prayer of thy Uncle de la
-Bourbonnaye.”
-
-This letter touched me very deeply.
-
-After reading it I came nearer to feeling really happy than I had come
-at any time before since she died.
-
-I must hasten over the next year. Of course, as the weeks and months
-slipped away, I gradually got more or less used to the new state of
-things, and the first sharp edge of my grief was dulled. The hardest
-hours of my day were those spent at table with Uncle Peter--alone with
-him, in a silence broken only by the clinking of our knives and forks.
-These were very hard, trying hours indeed. The rest of my time I passed
-out of doors, in the company of Sam Budd, our gardener's son, and the
-other village boys. What between swimming, fishing, and running the
-streets with them, I contrived to amuse myself after a fashion. Yet, for
-all that, the year I speak of was a forlorn, miserable year for me; I
-was far from being either happy or contented. My first violent anguish
-had simply given place to a vague, continuous sense of dissatisfaction
-and unrest, like a hunger, a craving, for something I could not name.
-That something was really--love: though I was not wise enough to know
-as much at the time. A child's heart--and, for that matter, a grown-up
-man's--craves affection as naturally as his stomach craves food; I did
-not have it; and that was why my heart ached and was sick. I wondered
-and wondered whether my present mode of life was going to last forever;
-I longed and longed for change. Somehow to escape, and get across the
-ocean to my Uncle Florimond, was my constant wish; but I saw no means of
-realizing it. Once in a while I would think, “Suppose I write to him
-and tell him how wretched I am, and ask him to send for me?” But then a
-feeling of shame and delicacy restrained me.
-
-Another thing that you will easily see about this year, is that it
-must have been a very unprofitable one for me from the point of view
-of morals. My education was suspended; no more study, no more 'lessons.
-Uncle Peter never spoke of sending me to school; and I was too young and
-ignorant to desire to go of my own accord. Then, too, I was without any
-sort of refining or softening influence at home; Julia, our cook, being
-my single friend there, and my uncle's treatment of me serving only to
-sour and harden me. If, therefore, at the end of the year in question I
-was by no manner of means so nice a boy as I had been at the beginning
-of it, surely there was little cause for astonishment. Indeed, I imagine
-the only thing that kept me from growing altogether rough and wild and
-boisterous, was my thought of Uncle Florimond, and my ambition to be the
-kind of lad that I believed he would like to have me.
-
-And now I come to an adventure which, as it proved, marked the point of
-a new departure in my affairs.
-
-It was early in April, 1872. There had been a general thaw, followed by
-several days of heavy rain; and the result was, of course, a freshet.
-Our little river, the Yantic, had swollen to three--in some places even
-to four--times its ordinary width; and its usually placid current had
-acquired a tremendous strength and speed. This transformation was the
-subject of endless interest to us boys; and every day we used to go and
-stand upon the bank, and watch the broad and turbulent rush of water
-with mingled wonder, terror and delight. It was like seeing an old
-friend, whom we had hitherto regarded as a quite harmless and rather
-namby-pamby sort of chap, and been fearlessly familiar with, suddenly
-display the power and prowess of a giant, and brandish his fists at us,
-crying, “Come near me at your peril!” Our emotions sought utterance
-in such ejaculations as “My!” “Whew!” and “Jimminy!” and Sam Budd was
-always tempting me with, “Say, Gregory, stump ye to go in,” which was
-very aggravating. I hated to have him dare me.
-
-Well, one afternoon--I think it was on the third day of the
-freshet--when Sam and I made our customary pilgrimage down through
-Captain Josh Abingdon's garden to the water's edge, fancy our surprise
-to behold a man standing there and fishing. Fishing in that torrent! It
-was too absurd for anything; and instantly all our wonder transferred
-itself from the stream to the fisherman, at whom we stared with eyes
-and mouths wide open, in an exceedingly curious and ill-bred manner. He
-didn't notice us at first; and when he did, he didn't seem to mind
-our rudeness the least bit. He just looked up for a minute, and calmly
-inspected us; and then he gave each of us a solemn, deliberate wink, and
-returned his attention to his pole, which, by the way, was an elaborate
-and costly one, jointed and trimmed with metal. He was a funny-looking
-man; short and stout, with a broad, flat, good-natured face, a thick
-nose, a large mouth, and hair as black and curling as a negro's.
-
-He wore a fine suit of clothes of the style that we boys should have
-called cityfied; and across his waistcoat stretched a massive golden
-watch-chain, from which dangled a large golden locket set with precious
-stones.
-
-Presently this strange individual drew in his line to examine his bait;
-and then, having satisfied himself as to its condition, he attempted to
-make a throw. But he threw too hard. His pole slipped from his grasp,
-flew through the air, fell far out into the water, and next moment
-started off down stream at the rate of a train of steam-cars. This was a
-sad mishap. The stranger's face expressed extreme dismay, and Sam and I
-felt sorry for him from the bottom of our hearts. It was really a
-great pity that such a handsome pole should be lost in such a needless
-fashion.
-
-But stay! All at once the pole's progress down stream ceased. It had
-got caught by an eddy, which was sweeping it rapidly inward and upward
-toward the very spot upon the shore where we stood. Would it reach land
-safely, and be recovered? We waited, watching, in breathless suspense.
-Nearer it came--nearer--nearer! Our hopes were mounting very high
-indeed. A smile lighted the fisherman's broad face. The pole had
-now approached within twenty feet of the bank. Ten seconds more, and
-surely--But again, stay! Twenty feet from the shore the waters formed
-a whirlpool. In this whirlpool for an instant the pole remained
-motionless. Then, after a few jerky movements to right and left, instead
-of continuing its journey toward the shore, it began spinning round and
-round in the circling current. At any minute it might break loose and
-resume its course down stream; but for the present there it was, halting
-within a few yards of us--so near, and yet so far.
-
-Up to this point we had all kept silence. But now the fisherman broke
-it with a loud, gasping sigh. Next thing I heard was Sam Budd's voice,
-pitched in a mocking, defiant key, “Say, Gregory, stump ye to go in.” I
-looked at Sam. He was already beginning to undress.
-
-No; under the circumstances--with that man as a witness--I could not
-refuse the challenge. My reputation, my character, was at stake. I knew
-that the water would be as cold as ice; I knew that the force of its
-current involved danger to a swimmer of a sort not to be laughed at. Yet
-my pride had been touched, my vanity had been aroused. I could not allow
-Sam Budd to “stump” me with impunity, and then outdo me. “You do, do
-you?” I retorted. “Well, come on.” And stripping off my clothes in a
-twinkling, I plunged into the flood, Sam following close at my heels.
-
-As cold as ice! Why, ice was nowhere, compared to the Yantic River in
-that first week of April. They say extremes meet. Well, the water was so
-cold that it seemed actually to scald my skin, as if it had been boiling
-hot. But never mind. The first shock over, I gritted my teeth to keep
-them from chattering, and struck boldly out for the whirlpool, where the
-precious rod was still spinning round and round. Of course, in order to
-save myself from being swept down below it, I had to aim diagonally at a
-point far above it.
-
-The details of my struggle I need not give. Indeed, I don't believe I
-could give them, even if it were desirable that I should. My memory of
-the time I spent in the water is exceedingly confused and dim. Intense
-cold; desperately hard work with arms and legs; frantic efforts to get
-my breath; a fierce determination to be the first to reach that pole
-no matter at what hazard; a sense of immense relief and triumph when,
-suddenly, I realized that success had crowned my labors--when I felt
-the pole actually in my hands; then a fight to regain the shore; and
-finally, again, success!
-
-Yes, there I stood upon the dry land, safe and sound, though panting
-and shivering from exhaustion and cold. I was also rather dazed and
-bewildered; yet I still had enough of my wits about me to go up to the
-fisherman, and say politely, “Here, sir, is your pole.” He cried in
-response--and I noticed that he pronounced the English language in a
-very peculiar way--“My kracious! You was a brave boy, Bubby. Hurry up;
-dress; you catch your death of cold standing still there, mitout no
-clodes on you, like dot. My koodness! a boy like you was worth a tousand
-dollars.”
-
-[Illustration: 0061]
-
-Suddenly it occurred to me to wonder what had become of Sam. I had not
-once thought of him since my plunge into the water. I suppose the reason
-for this forgetfulness was that my entire mind, as well as my entire
-body, had been bent upon the work I had in hand. But now, as I say,
-it suddenly occurred to me to wonder what had become of him; and a
-sickening fear lest he might have got drowned made my heart quail.
-
-“O, sir!” I demanded, “Sam--the other boy--where is he? Has anything
-happened to him? Did he--he didn't--he didn't get drowned?”
-
-“Drownded?” repeated the fisherman. “Well, you can bet he didn't. He's
-all right. There he is--under dot tree over there.”
-
-He pointed toward an apple-tree, beneath which I descried Sam Budd,
-already nearly dressed. As Sam's eyes met mine, a very sheepish look
-crept over his face, and he called out, “Oh! I gave up long ago.”
- Well, you may just guess how proud and victorious I felt to hear this
-admission from my rival's lips.
-
-The fisherman now turned his attention to straightening out his tackle,
-which had got into a sad mess during its bath, while I set to putting on
-my things. Pretty soon he drew near to where I stood, and, surveying me
-with a curious glance, “Well, Bubby, how you feel?” he asked.
-
-“Oh! I feel all right, thank you, sir; only a little cold,” I answered.
-
-“Well, Bubby, you was a fine boy,” he went on. “Well, how old was you?”
-
-“I'm twelve, going on thirteen.”
-
-“My kracious! Is dot all? Why, you wasn't much older as a baby; and yet
-so tall and strong already. Well, Bubby, what's your name?”
-
-“Gregory Brace.”
-
-“Krekory Prace, hey? Well, dot's a fine name. Well; you live here in
-Nawvich, I suppose--yes?”
-
-“Yes, sir.”
-
-“Maybe your papa was in business here?”
-
-“No, sir; my father is dead.”
-
-“Oh! is dot so? Well, dot's too bad. And so you was a half-orphan, yes?”
-
-“No, sir; my mother is dead, too.”
-
-“You don't say so! Well, my kracious! Well, den you was a whole orphan,
-ain't you? Well, who you live with?”
-
-“I live with my uncle, sir--Judge Brace.”
-
-“Oh! so your uncle was a judge. Well, dot's grand. Well, you go to
-school, I suppose, hey?”
-
-“No, sir; I don't go to school.”
-
-“You don't go to school? Oh! then, maybe you was in business already,
-yes.”
-
-“O, no, sir! I'm not in business.”
-
-“You don't go to school, and you wasn't in business; well, what you do
-mit yourself all day long, hey?”
-
-“I play.”
-
-“You play! Well, then you was a sort of a gentleman of leisure, ain't
-you? Well, dot must be pretty good fun--to play all day. Well, Bubby,
-you ever go to New York?”
-
-“No, sir; I've never been in New York. Do you live in New York, sir?”
-
-“Yes, Bubby, I live in New York when I'm at home. But I'm shenerally on
-the road, like I was to-day. I'm what you call a trummer; a salesman for
-Krauskopf, Sollinger & Co., voolens. Here's my card.”
-
-He handed me a large pasteboard card, of which the following is a
-copy:--
-
-[Illustration: 0068]
-
-“Yes,” he went on, “dot's my name, and dot's my address. And when you
-come to New York you call on me there, and I'll treat you like a buyer.
-I'll show you around our establishment, and I'll give you a dinner by a
-restaurant, and I'll take you to the theayter, and then, if you want it,
-I'll get you a chop.”
-
-“A chop?” I queried. “What is a chop?”
-
-“What is a chop! Why, if you want to go into business, you got to get a
-chop, ain't you? A chop was an embloyment; and then there was chop-lots
-also.” At this I understood that he meant a job. “Yes, Bubby, a fine boy
-like you hadn't oughter be doing nodings all day long. You'd oughter go
-into business, and get rich. You're smart enough, and you got enerchy. I
-was in business already when I was ten years old, and I ain't no smarter
-as you, and I ain't got no more enerchy. Yes, Bubby, you take my advice:
-come down to New York, and I get you a chop, and you make your fortune,
-no mistake about it. And now, Bubby, I want to give you a little present
-to remember me by.”
-
-He drew a great fat roll of money from his waistcoat pocket, and offered
-me a two-dollar bill.
-
-“O, no! I thank you, sir,” I hastened to say. “I don't want any money.”
-
-“O, well! this ain't no money to speak of, Bubby; only a two-tollar
-pill. You just take it, and buy yourself a little keepsake. It von't
-hurt you.”
-
-“You're very kind, sir; but I really can't take it, thank you.” And it
-flashed through my mind: “What would Uncle Florimond think of me, if I
-should accept his money?”
-
-“Well, dot's too bad. I really like to make you a little present, Bubby.
-But if you was too proud, what you say if I give it to the other boy,
-hey?”
-
-“Oh! to Sam--yes, I think that would be a very good idea,” I replied.
-
-So he called Sam--_Sem_ was the way he pronounced it--and gave him
-the two-dol-lar bill, which Sam received without the faintest show of
-compunction.
-
-“Well, I got to go now,” the fisherman said, holding out his hand.
-“Well, good-by, Bubby; and don't forget, when you come to New York, to
-give me a call. Well, so-long.”
-
-Sam and I watched him till he got out of sight. Then we too started for
-home.
-
-At the time, my talk with Mr. Solomon D. Marx did not make any especial
-impression on me; but a few days later it came back to me, the subject
-of serious meditation. The circumstances were as follows:--
-
-We had just got through our supper, and Uncle Peter had gone to his
-room, when all at once I heard his door open, and his voice, loud and
-sharp, call, “Gregory!”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I answered, my heart in a flutter; and to myself I thought,
-“O, dear, what can be the matter now?”
-
-“Come here, quick!” he ordered.
-
-I entered his room, and saw him standing near his table, with a
-cigar-box in his hand.
-
-“You young rascal,” he began; “so you have been stealing my cigars!”
-
-This charge of theft was so unexpected, so insulting, so untrue, that,
-if he had struck me a blow between the eyes, it could not have taken me
-more aback. The blood rushed to my face; my whole frame grew rigid, as
-if I had been petrified. I tried to speak; but my presence of mind had
-deserted me; I could not think of a single word.
-
-“Well?” he questioned. “Well? ''
-
-“I--I--I”--I stammered. Scared out of my wits, I could get no further.
-
-“Well, have you nothing to say for yourself?”
-
-“I--I did--I didn't--do it,” I gasped. “I don't know what you mean.”
-
-“What!” he thundered. “You dare to lie to me about it! You dare to steal
-from me, and then lie to my face! You insufferable beggar! I'll teach
-you a lesson.” And, putting out his hand, he took his rattan cane from
-the peg it hung by on the wall.
-
-“Oh! really and truly, Uncle Peter,” I protested, “I never stole a thing
-in all my life. I never saw your cigars. I didn't even know you had any.
-Oh! you--you're not going to whip me, when I didn't do it?”
-
-“Why, what a barefaced little liar it is! Egad! you do it beautifully. I
-wouldn't have given you credit for so much cleverness.” He said this in
-a sarcastic voice, and with a mocking smile. Then he frowned, and his
-voice changed. “Come here,” he snarled, his fingers tightening upon the
-handle of his cane.
-
-A great wave of anger swept over me, and brought me a momentary flush of
-courage. “No, sir; I won't,” I answered, my whole body in a tremor.
-
-Uncle Peter started. I had never before dared to defy him. He did not
-know what to make of my doing so now. He turned pale. He bit his lip.
-His eyes burned with a peculiarly ugly light. So he stood, glaring at
-me, for a moment. Then, “You--won't,” he repeated, very low, and pausing
-between the words. “Why, what kind of talk is this I hear? Well, well,
-my fine fellow, you amuse me.”
-
-I was standing between him and the door. I turned now, with the idea of
-escaping from the room. But he was too quick for me. I had only just got
-my hand upon the latch, when he sprang forward, seized me by the collar
-of my jacket, and, with one strong pull, landed me again in the middle
-of the floor.
-
-“There!” he cried. “Now we'll have it out. I owe you four: one for
-stealing my cigars; one for lying to me about it; one for telling me you
-wouldn't; and one for trying to sneak out of the room. Take this, and
-this, and this.”
-
-With that he set his rattan cane in motion; nor did he bring it to a
-stand-still until I felt as though I had not one well spot left upon my
-skin.
-
-“Now, then, be off with you,” he growled; and I found myself in the hall
-outside his door.
-
-I dragged my aching body to my room, and sat down at my window in the
-dark. Never before had I experienced such a furious sense of outrage.
-Many and many a time I had been whipped, as I thought, unjustly; but
-this time he had added insult to injury; he had accused me of stealing
-and of lying; and, deaf to my assertion of my innocence, he had punished
-me accordingly. I seriously believe that I did not mind the whipping
-in itself half so much as I minded the shameful accusations that he had
-brought against me. “How long, how long,” I groaned, “has this got to
-last? Shall I never be able to get away--to get to France, to my Uncle
-Florimond? If I only had some money--if I had a hundred dollars--then
-all my troubles would be over and done with. Surely, a hundred dollars
-would be enough to take me to the very door of his house in Paris.” But
-how--how to obtain such an enormous sum? And it was at this point that
-my conversation with Mr. Solomon D. Marx came back to me:--
-
-“Why, go to New York! Go into business! You'll soon earn a hundred
-dollars. Mr. Marx said he would get you a job. Start for New York
-to-morrow.”
-
-This notion took immediate and entire possession of my fancy, and I
-remained awake all night, building glittering air-castles upon it as
-a foundation. The only doubt that vexed me was, “What will Uncle Peter
-say? Will he let me go?” The idea of going secretly, or without his
-consent, never once entered my head. “Well, to-morrow morning,” I
-resolved, “I will speak with him, and ask his permission. And if he
-gives it to me--hurrah! And if he doesn't--O, dear me, dear me!”
-
-To cut a long story short, when, next morning, I did speak with him, and
-ask his permission, he, to my infinite joy, responded, “Why, go, and be
-hanged to you. Good riddance to bad rubbish!”
-
-In my tin savings bank, I found, I had nine dollars and sixty-three
-cents. With this in my pocket; with the sword of my Uncle Florimond as
-the principal part of my luggage; and with a heart full of strange and
-new emotions, of fear and hope, and gladness and regret, I embarked that
-evening upon the Sound steamboat, City of Lawrence, for the metropolis
-where I have ever since had my home; bade good-by to my old life, and
-set sail alone upon the great, awful, unknown sea of the future.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.--NEW YORK.
-
-
-I did not feel rich enough to take a stateroom on the City of Lawrence;
-that would have cost a dollar extra; so I picked out a sofa in the
-big gilt and white saloon, and sitting down upon it, proceeded to make
-myself as comfortable as the circumstances would permit. A small boy,
-armed with a large sword, and standing guard over a hand-satchel and
-a square package done up in a newspaper--which last contained my Uncle
-Florimond's copy of _Paul et Virginie_--I dare say I presented a curious
-spectacle to the passers-by. Indeed, almost everybody turned to look at
-me; and one man, with an original wit, inquired, “Hello, sword, where
-you going with that boy?” But my mind was too busy with other and
-weightier matters to be disturbed about mere appearances. One thought in
-particular occupied it: I must not on any account allow myself to fall
-asleep--for then I might be robbed. No; I must take great pains to keep
-wide awake all night long.
-
-For the first hour or two it was easy enough to make this resolution
-good. The undiscovered country awaiting my exploration, the novelty and
-the excitement of my position, the people walking back and forth, and
-laughing and chattering, the noises coming from the dock outside, and
-from every corner of the steamboat inside, the bright lights of the
-cabin lamps--all combined to put my senses on the alert, and to banish
-sleep. But after we had got under way, and the other passengers had
-retired to their berths or staterooms, and most of the lamps had been
-extinguished, and the only sound to be heard was the muffled throbbing
-of the engines, then tired nature asserted herself, the sandman came, my
-eyelids grew very heavy, I began to nod. Er-rub-dub-dub, er-rub-dub-dub,
-went the engines; er-rub-dubdub, er-rub-er-rub-er-er-er-r-r...,
-
-Mercy! With a sudden start I came to myself. It was broad day. I had
-been sleeping soundly for I knew not how many hours.
-
-My first thought, of course, was for my valuables. Had my fears been
-realized? Had I been robbed? I hastened to make an investigation. No!
-My money, my sword, my satchel, my _Paul et Virginie_, remained in their
-proper places, unmolested. Having relieved my anxiety on this head, I
-got up, stretched myself, and went out on deck.
-
-If I live to be a hundred, I don't believe I shall ever forget my first
-breath of the outdoor air on that red-letter April morning--it was so
-sweet, so pure, so fresh and keen and stimulating. It sent a glow of new
-vitality tingling through my body. I just stood still and drew in deep
-inhalations of it with delight. It was like drinking a rich, delicious
-wine. My heart warmed and mellowed. Hope and gladness entered into it.
-
-It must have been very early. The sun, a huge ball of gold, floated into
-rosy mists but a little higher than the horizon; and a heavy dew bathed
-the deck and the chairs and the rail. We were speeding along, almost,
-it seemed, within a stone's throw of the shore, where the turf was
-beginning to put on the first vivid green of spring, where the leafless
-trees were exquisitely penciled against the gleaming sky, and where,
-from the chimneys of the houses, the smoke of breakfast fires curled
-upward: Over all there lay a wondrous, restful stillness, which the
-pounding of our paddle-wheels upon the water served only to accentuate,
-and which awoke in one's breast a deep, solemn, and yet joyous sense of
-peace.
-
-I staid out on deck from that moment until, some two hours later, we
-brought up alongside our pier; and with what strange and strong emotions
-I watched the vast town grow from a mere distant reddish blur to the
-grim, frowning mass of brick and stone it really is, I shall not attempt
-to tell. To a country-bred lad like myself it was bound to be a stirring
-and memorable experience. Looking back at it now, I can truly say that
-it was one of the most stirring and memorable experiences of my life.
-
-It was precisely eight o'clock, as a gentleman of whom I inquired
-the hour was kind enough to inform me, when I stepped off the City of
-Lawrence and into the city of New York. My heart was bounding, but my
-poor brain was bewildered. The hurly-burly of people, the fierce-looking
-men at the entrance of the dock, who shook their fists at me, and
-shouted, “Cadge, cadge, want a cadge?” leaving me to wonder what a
-cadge was, the roar and motion of the wagons in the street, everything,
-everything interested, excited, yet also confused, baffled, and to
-some degree frightened me. I felt as though I had been set down in
-pandemonium; yet I was not sorry to be there; I rather liked it.
-
-I went up to a person whom I took to be a policeman, for he wore a
-uniform resembling that worn by our one single policeman in Norwich
-City; and, exhibiting the card that Mr. Marx had given me, I asked him
-how to reach the street and house indicated upon it.
-
-He eyed me with unconcealed amusement at my accoutrements, and answered,
-“Ye wahk down tin blocks; thin turrun to yer lift four blocks; thin down
-wan; thin to yer roight chew or thray doors; and there ye are.”
-
-“Thank you, sir,” said I, and started off, repeating his instructions to
-myself, so as not to forget them.
-
-I felt very hungry, and I hoped that Mr. Marx would offer me some
-breakfast; but it did not occur to me to stop at an eating-house, and
-breakfast on my own account, until, as I was trudging along, I presently
-caught sight of a sign-board standing on the walk in front of a
-shop, which advertised, in big conspicuous white letters upon a black
-ground:--
-
-[Illustration: 0084]
-
-Merely to read the names of these good things made my mouth water. The
-prices seemed reasonable. I walked into the ladies' and gents' dining
-parlor--which was rather shabby and dingy, I thought, for a parlor--and
-asked for a beefsteak and some fried potatoes; a burly,
-villainous-looking colored man, in his shirt-sleeves, having demanded,
-“Wall, Boss, wottle you have?” His shirt-sleeves were not immaculately
-clean; neither was the dark red cloth that covered my table; neither, I
-feared, was the fork he gave me to eat with. To make sure, I picked this
-last-named object up, and examined it; whereupon the waiter, with a
-horrid loud laugh, cried, “Oh! yassah, it's sawlid, sawlid silvah, sah,”
- which made me feel wretchedly silly and uncomfortable. The beefsteak was
-pretty tough, and not especially toothsome in its flavor; the potatoes
-were lukewarm and greasy; the bread was soggy, the butter rancid; the
-waiter took up a position close at hand, and stared at me with his
-wicked little eyes as steadily as if he had never seen a boy before: so,
-despite my hunger, I ate with a poor appetite, and was glad enough when
-by and by I left the ladies' and gents' dining parlor behind me, and
-resumed my journey through the streets. As I was crossing the threshold,
-the waiter called after me, “Say, Johnny, where joo hook the sword?”
-
-Inquiring my way of each new policeman that I passed--for I distrusted
-my memory of the directions I had received from the first--I finally
-reached No. ----, Franklin Street and read the name of Krauskopf,
-Sollinger & Co., engraved in Old English letters upon a shining metal
-sign. I entered, and with a trembling heart inquired for Mr. Marx. Ten
-seconds later I stood before him.
-
-[Illustration: 0093]
-
-“Mr. Marx,” I ventured, in rather a timid voice.
-
-He was seated in a swivel-chair, reading a newspaper, and smoking a
-cigar. At the sound of his name, he glanced up, and looked at me for a
-moment with an absent-minded and indifferent face, showing no glimmer
-of recognition. But then, suddenly, his eyes lighted; he sprang from his
-chair, started back, and cried:--
-
-“My kracious! was dot you, Bubby? Was dot yourself? Was dot--well, my
-koodness!”
-
-“Yes, sir; Gregory Brace,” I replied.
-
-“Krekory Prace! Yes, dot's a fact. No mistake about it. It's
-yourself, sure. But--but, koodness kracious, Bubby,
-what--how--why--when--where--where you come from? When you leave
-Nawvich? How you get here? What you--well, it's simply wonderful.”
-
-“I came down on the boat last night,” I said.
-
-“Oh! you came down on de boat last night. Well, I svear. Well, Bubby,
-who came mit you?”
-
-“Nobody, sir; I came alone.”
-
-“You came alone! You don't say so. Well, did your mamma--excuse me; you
-ain't got no mamma; I forgot; it was your uncle--well, did your uncle
-know you was come?”
-
-“Oh! yes, sir; he knows it; he said I might.”
-
-“He said you might, hey? Well, dot's fine. Well, Bubby, what you come
-for? To make a little visit, hey, and go around a little, and see the
-town? Well, Bubby, this was a big surprise; it was, and no mistake. But
-I'm glad to see you, all de same. Well, shake hands.”
-
-“No, sir,” I explained, after we had shaken hands, “I didn't come for a
-visit. I came to go into business. You said you would get me a job, and
-I have come for that.”
-
-“Oh! you was come to go into pusiness, was you? And you want I should
-get you a chop? Well, if I ever! Well, you're a great feller, Bubby;
-you got so much ambition about you. Well, dot's all right. I get you
-the chop, don't you be afraid. We talk about dot in a minute. But now,
-excuse me, Bubby, but what you doing mit the sword? Was you going to
-kill somebody mit it, hey, Bubby?”
-
-“O, no, sir! it--it's a keepsake.”
-
-“Oh! it was a keepsake, was it, Bubby? Well, dot's grand. Well, who was
-it a keepsake of? It's a handsome sword, Bubby, and it must be worth
-quite a good deal of money. If dot's chenu-wine gold, I shouldn't wonder
-if it was worth two or three hundred dollars.--Oh! by the way, Bubby,
-you had your breakfast yet already?”
-
-“Well, yes, sir; I've had a sort of breakfast.”
-
-“A sort of a breakfast, hey? Well, what sort of a breakfast was it?”
-
-I gave him an account of my experience in the ladies' and gents' dining
-parlor. He laughed immoderately, though I couldn't see that it was so
-very funny. “Well, Bubby,” he remarked, “dot was simply immense. Dot
-oughter go into a comic paper, mit a picture of dot big nigger staring
-at you. Well, I give ten dollars to been there, and heard him tell
-you dot fork was solid silver. Well, dot was a. pretty poor sort of a
-breakfast, anyhow. I guess you better come along out mit me now, and we
-get anudder sort of a breakfast, hey? You just wait here a minute while
-I go put on my hat. And say, Bubby, I guess you better give me dot
-sword, to leaf here while we're gone. I don't believe you'll need it.
-Give me dem udder things, too,” pointing to my satchel and my book.
-
-He went away, but soon came back, with his hat on; and, taking my hand,
-he led me out into the street. After a walk of a few blocks, we turned
-into a luxurious little restaurant, as unlike the dining parlor as a
-fine lady is unlike a beggar woman, and sat down at a neat round table
-covered with a snowy cloth.
-
-“Now, Bubby,” inquired Mr. Marx, “you got any preferences? Or will you
-give me card blanch to order what I think best?”
-
-“Oh! order what you think best.”
-
-He beckoned a waiter, and spoke to him at some length in a foreign
-language, which, I guessed, was German. The waiter went off; and then,
-addressing me, Mr. Marx said, “Well, now, Bubby, now we're settled down,
-quiet and comfortable, now you go ahead and tell me all about it.”
-
-“All about what, sir?” queried I.
-
-“Why, all about yourself, and what you leaf your home for, and what
-you expect to do here in New York, and every dings--the whole pusiness.
-Well, fire away.”
-
-“Well, sir, I--it--it's this way,” I began. And then, as well as I
-could, I told Mr. Marx substantially everything that I have as yet told
-you in this story--about my grandmother, my Uncle Florimond, my
-Uncle Peter, and all the rest. Meanwhile the waiter had brought the
-breakfast--such an abundant, delicious breakfast! such juicy mutton
-chops, such succulent stewed potatoes, such bread, such butter, such
-coffee!--and I was violating the primary canons of good breeding by
-talking with my mouth full. Mr. Marx heard me through with every sign
-of interest and sympathy, only interrupting once, to ask, “Well, what I
-ordered--I hope it gives you entire satisfaction, hey?” and when I had
-done:--
-
-“Well, if I ever!” he exclaimed. “Well, dot beats de record! Well, dot
-Uncle Peter was simply outracheous! Well, Bubby, you done just right,
-you done just exactly right, to come to me. The only thing dot surprises
-me is how you stood it so long already. Well, dot Uncle Peter of yours,
-Bubby--well, dot's simply unnecheral.”
-
-He paused for a little, and appeared to be thinking. By and by he went
-on, “But your grandma, Bubby, your grandma was elegant. Yes, Bubby, your
-grandma was an angel, and no mistake about it. She reminds me, Bubby,
-she reminds me of my own mamma. Ach, Krekory, my mamma was so loafly.
-You couldn't hardly believe it. She was simply magnificent. Your grandma
-and her, they might have been ter_vins_. Yes, Krekory, they might have
-been ter_vin_ sisters.”
-
-Much to my surprise, Mr. Marx's eyes filled with tears, and there was a
-frog in his voice. “I can't help it, Bubby,” he said. “When you told me
-about dot grandma of yours, dot made me feel like crying. You see,” he
-added in an apologetic key, “I got so much sentiment about me.”
-
-He was silent again for a little, and then again by and by he went on,
-“But I tell you what, Krekory, it's awful lucky dot you came down to
-New York just exactly when you did. Uddervise--if you'd come tomorrow
-instead of to-day, for example--you wouldn't have found me no more.
-Tomorrow morning I start off on the road for a six weeks' trip. What you
-done, hey, if you come down to New York and don't find me, hey, Bubby?
-Dot would been fearful, hey? Well, now, Krekory, now about dot chop.
-Well, as I got to leaf town to-morrow morning, I ain't got the time to
-find you a first-class chop before I go. But I tell you what I do. I
-take you up and introduce you to my fader-in-law; and you stay mit him
-till I get back from my trip, and then I find you the best chop in the
-market, don't you be afraid. My fader-in-law was a cheweler of the name
-of Mr. Finkelstein, Mr. Gottlieb Finkelstein. He's one of the nicest
-gentlemen you want to know, Bubby, and he'll treat you splendid. As soon
-as you get through mit dot breakfast, I take you up and introduce you to
-him.”
-
-We went back to Mr. Marx's place of business, and got my traps; and then
-we took a horse-car up-town to Mr. Finkelstein's, which was in Third
-Avenue near Forty-Seventh Street. Mr. Marx talked to me about his
-father-in-law all the time.
-
-“He's got more wit about him than any man of my acquaintance,” he said,
-“and he's so fond of music. He's a vidower, you know, Bubby; and I
-married his only daughter, of the name of Hedwig. Me and my wife, we
-board; but Mr. Finkelstein, he lives up-stairs over his store, mit an
-old woman of the name of Henrietta, for houze-keeper. Well, you'll like
-him first-rate, Bubby, you see if you don't; and he'll like you, you
-got so much enerchy about you. My kracious! If you talk about eating, he
-sets one of the grandest tables in the United States. And he's so fond
-of music, Krek-ory--it's simply wonderful. But I tell you one thing,
-Bubby; don't you never let him play a game of pinochle mit you, or else
-you get beat all holler. He's the most magnificent pinochle player in
-New York City; he's simply A-number-one.. . . Hello! here we are.”
-
-We left the horse-car, and found ourselves in front of a small jeweler's
-shop, which we entered. The shop was empty, but, a bell over the door
-having tinkled in announcement of our arrival, there entered next moment
-from the room behind it an old gentleman, who, as soon as he saw Mr.
-Marx, cried, “Hello, Solly! Is dot you? Vail, I declare! Vail, how goes
-it?”
-
-The very instant I first set eyes on him, I thought this was one of the
-pleasantest-looking old gentlemen I had ever seen in my life; and I am
-sure you would have shared my opinion if you had seen him, too. He was
-quite short--not taller than five feet two or three at the utmost--and
-as slender as a young girl; but he had a head and face that were really
-beautiful. His forehead was high, and his hair, white as snow and soft
-as silk, was combed straight back from it. A long white silky beard
-swept downward over his breast, half-way to his waist. His nose was a
-perfect aquiline, and it reminded me a little of my grandmother's,
-only it was longer and more pointed. But what made his face especially
-prepossessing were his eyes; the kindest, merriest eyes you can imagine;
-dark blue in color; shining with a mild, sweet light that won your heart
-at once, yet having also a humorous twinkle in them. Yes, the moment I
-first saw Mr. Finkelstein I took a liking to him; a liking which was
-ere a great while to develop into one of the strongest affections of my
-life.
-
-“Vail, how goes it?” he had inquired of Mr. Marx; and Mr. Marx had
-answered, “First-class. How's yourself?”
-
-“Oh! vail, pretty fair, tank you. I cain't complain. I like to be
-better, but I might be vorse. Vail, how's Heddie?”
-
-“Oh! Hedwig, she's immense, as usual. Well, how's business?”
-
-“Oh! don't aisk me. Poor, dirt-poor. I ain't made no sale vort
-mentioning dese two or tree days already. Only vun customer here dis
-morning yet, and he didn't buy nodings. Aifter exaiming five tousand
-tol-lars vort of goots, he tried to chew me down on a two tollar and a
-haif plated gold vatch-chain. Den I aisked him vedder he took my
-establishment for a back-handed owction, and he got maid and vent avay.
-Vail, I cain't help it; I must haif my shoke, you know, Solly. Vail,
-come along into de parlor. Valk in, set down, make yourself to home.”
-
-Without stopping his talk, he led us into the room behind the shop,
-which was very neatly and comfortably furnished, and offered us chairs.
-“Set down,” said he, “and make yourself shust as much to home as if you
-belonged here. I hate to talk to a man stainding up. Vail, Solly, I'm
-real glaid to see you; but, tell me, Solly, was dis young shentleman mit
-you a sort of a body-guard, hey?”
-
-“A body-guard?” repeated Mr. Marx, “how you mean?”
-
-“Why, on account of de sword; I tought maybe you took him along for
-brodection.”
-
-“Ach, my kracious, fader-in-law, you're simply killing, you got so much
-wit about you,” cried Mr. Marx, laughing.
-
-“Vail, I must haif my shoke, dot's a faict,” admitted Mr. Finkelstein.
-“Vail, Soily, you might as vail make us acqvainted, hey?”
-
-“Well, dot's what brought me up here this morning, fader-in-law. I
-wanted to introduce him to you. Well, this is Mr. Krekory Prace--Mr.
-Finkelstein.”
-
-“Bleased to make your acqvaintance, Mr. Prace; shake hands,” said Mr.
-Finkelstein. “And so your name was Kraikory, was it, Shonny? I used to
-know a Mr. Kraikory kept an undertaker's estaiblishment on Sixt Aivenue.
-Maybe he was a relation of yours, hey?”
-
-“No, sir; I don't think so. Gregory is only my first name,” I answered.
-
-“Well, now, fader-in-law,” struck in Mr. Marx, “you remember dot boy I
-told you about up in Nawvich, what jumped into the water, and saved me
-my fishing-pole already, de udder day?”
-
-“Yes, Solly, I remember. Vail?”
-
-“Well, fader-in-law, this was the boy.”
-
-“What! Go 'vay!” exclaimed Mr. Finkelstein. “You don't mean it! Vail, if
-I aifer! Vail, Shonny, let me look at you.” He looked at me with all his
-eyes, swaying his head slowly from side to side as he did so. “Vail, I
-wouldn't haif believed, it, aictually.”
-
-“It's a fact, all de same; no mistake about it,” attested Mr. Marx. “And
-now he's come down to New York, looking for a chop.”
-
-“A shop, hey? Vail, what kind of a shop does he vant, Solly? I should
-tink a shop by de vater-vorks vould be about his ticket, hey?”
-
-“Oh! no shoking. Pusiness is pusiness, fader-in-law,” Mr. Marx
-protested. “Well, seriously, I guess he ain't particular what kind of a
-chop, so long as it's steady and has prospects. He's got so much enerchy
-and ambition about him, I guesss he'll succeed in 'most any kind of a
-chop. But first I guess you better let him tell you de reasons he leaf
-his home, and den you can give him your advice. Go ahead, Bubby, and
-tell Mr. Finkelstein what you told me down by the restaurant.”
-
-“Yes, go ahead, Shonny,” Mr. Finkelstein added; and so for a second time
-that day I gave an account of myself.
-
-Mr. Finkelstein was even a more sympathetic listener than Mr. Marx had
-been. He kept swaying his head and muttering ejaculations, sometimes in
-English, sometimes in German, but always indicative of his eager
-interest in my tale. “_Mein Gott!_” “_Ist's moglich?_” “You don't say
-so!” “Vail, if I aifer!” And his kind eyes were all the time fixed upon
-my face in the most friendly and encouraging way. In the end, “Vail, I
-declare! Vail, my kracious!” he cried. “Vail, Shonny, I naifer heard
-nodings like dot in all my life before. You poor little boy! All alone
-in de vorld, mit nobody but dot parparian, dot saivage, to take care of
-you. Vail, it was simply heart-rending. Vail, your Uncle Peter, he'd
-oughter be tarred and feddered, dot's a faict. But don't you be afraid,
-Shonny; God will punish him; He will, shust as sure as I'm sitting here,
-Kraikory. Oh! you're a good boy, Kraikory, you're a fine boy. You make
-me loaf you already like a fader. Vail, Shonny, and so now you was come
-down to New York mit de idea of getting rich, was you?”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I confessed.
-
-“Vail, dot's a first-claiss idea. Dot's de same idea what I come to
-dis country mit. Vail, now, I give you a little piece of information,
-Shonny; what maybe you didn't know before. Every man in dis vorld was
-born to get rich. Did you know dot, Shonny?”
-
-“Why, no, sir; I didn't know it. Is it true?”
-
-“Yes, sir; it's a solemn faict. I leaf it to Solly, here. Every man in
-dis vorld is born to get rich--only some of 'em don't live long enough.
-You see de point?”
-
-Mr. Marx and I joined in a laugh. Mr. Finkelstein smiled faintly, and
-said, as if to excuse himself, “Vail, I cain't help it. I must haif my
-shoke.”
-
-“The grandest thing about your wit, fader-in-law,” Mr. Marx observed,
-“is dot you don't never laugh yourself.”
-
-“No; dot's so,” agreed Mr. Finkelstein. “When you get off a vitticism,
-you don't vant to laif yourself, for fear you might laif de cream off
-it.”
-
-“Ain't he immense?” demanded Mr. Marx, in an aside to me. Then, turning
-to his father-in-law: “Well, as I was going to tell you, I got to leaf
-town to-morrow morning for a trip on the road; so I thought I'd ask you
-to let Krekory stay here mit you till I get back. Den I go to vork and
-look around for a chop for him.”
-
-“Solly,” replied Mr. Finkelstein, “you got a good heart; and your brains
-is simply remarkable. You done shust exaictly right. I'm very glaid
-to have such a fine boy for a visitor. But look at here, Solly; I was
-tinking vedder I might not manufacture a shop for him myself.”
-
-“Manufacture a chop? How you mean?” Mr. Marx queried.
-
-“How I mean? How should I mean? I mean I ain't got no ready-mait shops
-on hand shust now in dis estaiblishment; but I might mainufacture a shop
-for the right party. You see de point?”
-
-“You mean you'll make a chop for him? You mean you'll give him a chop
-here, by you?” cried Mr. Marx.
-
-“Vail, Solomon, if you was as vise as your namesake, you might haif
-known dot mitout my going into so much eggsblanations.”
-
-“My kracious, fader-in-law, you're simply elegant, you're simply loafly,
-and no mistake about it. Well, I svear!”
-
-“Oh! dot's all right. Don't mention it. I took a chenu-wine liking to
-Kraikory; he's got so much enterprise about him,” said Mr. Finkelstein.
-
-“Well, what sort of a chop would it be, fader-in-law?” questioned Mr.
-Marx.
-
-“Vail, I tink I give him de position of clerk, errant boy, and sheneral
-assistant,” Mr. Finkelstein replied.
-
-“Well, Krekory, what you say to dot?” Mr. Marx inquired.
-
-“De question is, do you accept de appointment?” added Mr. Finkelstein.
-
-“O, yes, sir!” I answered. “You're very, very kind, you're very good
-to me. I--” I had to stop talking, and take a good big swallow, to keep
-down my tears; yet, surely, I had nothing to cry about!
-
-“Well, fader-in-law, what vages will you pay?” pursued Mr. Marx.
-
-“Vail, Solly, what vages was dey paying now to boys of his age?”
-
-“Well, they generally start them on two dollars a week.”
-
-“Two tollars a veek, and he boards and clodes himself, hey?”
-
-“Yes, fader-in-law, dot's de system.”
-
-“Vail, Solly, I tell you what I do. I board and clode him, and give him
-a quarter a veek to get drunk on. Is dot saitisfaictory?”
-
-“But, sir,” I hastened to put in, pained and astonished at his remark,
-“I--I don't get drunk.”
-
-“O, Lord, Bubby!” cried Mr. Marx, laughing. “You're simply killing! He
-don't mean get drunk. Dot's only his witty way of saying pocket-money.”
-
-“Oh! I--I understand,” I stammered.
-
-“You must excuse me, Shonny,” said Mr. Finkelstein. “I didn't mean to
-make you maid. But I must haif my shoke, you know; I cain't help it.
-Vail, Solly, was de proposition saitisfaictory?”
-
-“Well, Bubby, was Mr. Finkelstein's proposition satisfactory?” asked Mr.
-Marx.
-
-“O, yes, sir! yes, indeed,” said I.
-
-“Vail, all right; dot settles it,” concluded Mr. Finkelstein. “And now,
-Kraikory, I pay you your first veek's sailary in advaince, hey?” and he
-handed me a crisp twenty-five-cent paper piece.
-
-I was trying, in the depths of my own mind, to calculate how long it
-would take me, at this rate, to earn the hundred dollars that I needed
-for my journey across the sea to my Uncle Florimond. The outlook was
-not encouraging. I remembered, though, a certain French proverb that
-my grandmother had often repeated to me, and I tried to find
-some consolation in it: “_Tout vient à la fin à qui sait
-attendre_”--Everything comes at last to him who knows how to wait.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV--AT MR. FINKELSTEIN'S.
-
-
-So you see me installed at Mr. Finkel-stein's as clerk, errand boy
-and general assistant. Next morning I entered upon the discharge of my
-duties, my kind employer showing me what to do and how to do it. Under
-his supervision I opened and swept out the store, dusted the counter,
-polished up the glass and nickel-work of the show-cases, and, in a word,
-made the place ship-shape and tidy for the day. Then we withdrew into
-the back parlor, and sat down to a fine savory breakfast that the old
-housekeeper Henrietta had laid there. She ate at table with us, but
-uttered not a syllable during the repast; and, much to my amazement, Mr.
-Finkelstein talked to me about her in her very presence as freely and as
-frankly as if she had been stone deaf, or a hundred miles away.
-
-“She ain't exaictly what you call hainsome, Kraikory,” he said; “but
-she's as solid as dey make 'em. She was a second cousin of my deceased
-vife's, and she's vun of de graindest cooks in de United States of
-America. May be you don't believe it, hey? Vail, you shust vait till
-some day you eat vun of her big dinners, and den you'll see. I tell
-you what I do. When Solly gets back from de road I'll invite him and my
-daughter to dinner here de first Sunday aifternoon, shust on purpose
-for you to see de vay Henrietta can cook when she really settles down to
-pusiness. It's simply vunderful. You'll be surprised. De vay she cooks a
-raisined fish, sveet and sour--ach! it makes my mout vater shust to tink
-of it. Vail, she's awful _goot_-hearted-too, Kraikory; but so old--_du
-lieber Herr!_ You couldn't hardly believe it. It's fearful, it's
-aictually fearful. Why, she's old enough to be my mudder, and I'm going
-on sixty-seven already. Dot's a solemn faict.”
-
-“Is she deaf?” I asked.
-
-“Daif?” he repeated. “Vail, my kracious! What put dot idea in your head?
-What in de vorld made you tink she's daif? She ain't no more daif as you
-are yourself.”
-
-“Why,” I explained, “I thought she might be deaf, because she doesn't
-seem to notice what you're saying about her.”
-
-“Oh! Vail, dot beats de deck. Dot's pretty goot. O, no! dot ain't
-becoase she's daif, Kraikory; dot's becoase she's so funny. She's vun
-of de funniest ladies in de city of New York. Why, look at here; she's
-lived in dis country going on forty years already; and she's so funny
-dot she ain't learned ten vorts of de English lainguage yet. Dot's as
-true as I'm alife. She don't understand what me and you are talking
-about, no more as if we spoke Spainish.”
-
-After we had folded our napkins, “Vail, now, Kraikory,” began Mr.
-Finkelstein, “dis morning you got a lesson in being sheneral assistant
-already, don't you? Vail, now I give you a lesson in being errant
-boy. Come along mit me.” He led me to the front door of the shop, and,
-pointing to a house across the street, resumed, “You see dot peelding
-ofer dere, what's got de sign out, Ferdinand Flisch, photo-graipher? You
-see it all right, hey? Vail, now I tell you what you do. You run along
-ofer dere, and you climb up to de top floor, which is where Mr. Flisch's
-estaiblishment is situated, and you aisk to see Mr. Flisch, and you say
-to him, 'Mr. Flisch, Mr. Finkelstein sents you his coampliments, and
-chaillenges you to come ofer and play a little game of pinochle mit him
-dis morning'--you understand? Vail, now run along.”
-
-Following Mr. Finkelstein's instructions, I mounted to the top story of
-the house across the way, and opened a door upon which the name Flisch
-was emblazoned in large gilt script. This door admitted me to a small
-ante-room; carpeted, furnished with a counter, several chairs, and
-a sofa, hung all round the walls with framed photographs, presumably
-specimens of Mr. Flisch's art, and smelling unpleasantly of the
-chemicals that photographers employ. A very pretty and very tiny little
-girl, who couldn't have been a day older than I, if she was so old, sat
-behind the counter, reading a book. At my entrance, she glanced up; and
-her eyes, which were large and dark, seemed to ask me what I wished.
-
-“Please, I should like to see Mr. Flisch,” I replied to her tacit
-question.
-
-“I'll go call him,” said she, in a voice that was as sweet as the tinkle
-of a bell. “Won't you sit down?” And she left the room.
-
-In a minute or two she came back, followed by a short, plump, red-faced,
-bald-pated little old gentleman, with a brisk and cheery manner, who,
-upon seeing me, demanded, “Well, Sonny, what you want?”
-
-I delivered the message that Mr. Finkel-stein had charged me with, and
-Mr. Flisch responded, “All right. I'll come right along with you now.”
- So in his company I recrossed the street. On the way he remarked, “Well,
-Sonny, I guess I never seen you before, did I? Was you visiting by Mr.
-Finkelstein, perhaps?”
-
-“O, no, sir!” I answered, and proceeded to explain my status in Mr.
-Finkelstein's household.
-
-“Well, Sonny, you'll have a mighty easy time of it,” Mr. Flisch informed
-me. “You won't die of hard work. Mr. Finkelstein don't do no business.
-He don't need to. He only keeps that store for fun.”
-
-“Now, Kraikory,” said my employer, when we had reached his door, “me
-and Mr. Flisch, we'll go in de parlor and play a little game of pinochle
-togedder; and now you sit down outside here in de store; and if any
-customers come, you call me.”
-
-I sat in the store, with nothing to do, all the rest of the forenoon;
-but, idle though I was, the time passed quickly enough. What between
-looking out of the window at the busy life upon the street--a spectacle
-of extreme novelty and interest to me--and thinking about my own affairs
-and the great change that had suddenly come over them, my mind had
-plenty to occupy it; and I was quite surprised when all at once the
-clocks, of which there must have been at least a dozen in the shop,
-began to strike twelve. Thus far not one customer had presented himself.
-Just at this instant, however, the shop door opened, and the bell above
-it sounded. I got up to go and call Mr. Finkelstein; but when I looked
-at the person who had entered, I saw that it was no customer, after
-all. It was that same pretty little girl whom I had noticed behind the
-counter at Mr. Flisch's.
-
-“I came to tell Mr. Flisch that his dinner is ready,” she announced, in
-that clear, sweet voice of hers.
-
-“I'll go tell him,” said I.
-
-I went into the back room, where the air was blue with tobacco smoke,
-and where the two old gentlemen were seated over their cards, and spoke
-to Mr. Flisch.
-
-“All right, Sonny; I come right away,” he answered; and I returned to
-the store.
-
-The little girl was still there, standing where I had left her.
-
-“Mr. Flisch will come right away,” said I.
-
-“Thank you,” said she.
-
-And then, with undisguised curiosity, she and I just stood and scanned
-each other for a moment from the corners of our eyes. For my part, I was
-too bashful to make any advances, though I should have liked to scrape
-acquaintance with her; but she, apparently, had more courage, for,
-pretty soon, “What's your name?” she asked.
-
-“My name is Gregory Brace. What's yours?”
-
-“Mine is Rosalind Earle. How old are you?”
-
-“I'm twelve, going on thirteen.”
-
-“I'm eleven, going on twelve.”
-
-And the next instant she had vanished like a flash.
-
-Mr. Flisch shortly followed her; and it may have been a quarter of an
-hour later on, that my attention was suddenly arrested by the sound of
-music issuing from the back room, where Mr. Finkelstein remained alone.
-I recognized the tune as the Carnival of Venice; and it brought my heart
-into my mouth, for that was one of the tunes that my grandmother had
-used to play upon her piano. But now the instrument was not a piano.
-Unless my ears totally deceived me, it was a hand-organ. This struck me
-as very odd; and I went to the door of the parlor, and looked in. There
-sat Mr. Finkelstein, a newspaper open before him, and a cigar between
-his fingers, reading and smoking; while on the floor in front of him,
-surely enough, stood a hand-organ; and, with his foot upon the crank of
-it, he was operating the instrument just as you would operate the wheel
-of a bicycle.
-
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-
-Well, I couldn't help smiling, though I knew that it was unmannerly
-of me to do so. The scene was really too ludicrous for anything. Mr.
-Finkelstein appeared a little embarrassed when he spied me looking at
-him, and stopped his playing, and said rather sheepishly, with somewhat
-of the air of a naughty child surprised in mischief, “Vail, Kraikory, I
-suppose you tink I'm crazy, hey? Vail, I cain't help it; I'm so fond of
-music. But look at here, Kraikory; don't you say nodings to Solly
-about it, will you? Dere's a goot poy. Don't you mention it to him. He
-vouldn't naifer let me hear de laist of it.”
-
-I having pledged myself to secrecy, Mr. Finkelstein picked the
-hand-organ up, and locked it away out of sight in a closet. But after
-we had had our dinner, he brought it forth again, and, not without some
-manifest hesitation, addressed me thus: “Look at here, Kraikory; dere's
-a proverp which says dot man is a creature of haibits. Vail, Kraikory,
-I got a sort of a haibit to lie down and take a short naip every day
-aifter my meals. And say, Kraikory, you know how fond of music I am,
-don't you? I simply dote on it, Kraikory. I guess maybe I'm de fondest
-man of music in de United States of America. And--vail, look at here,
-Kraikory, as you ain't got nodings in particular to do, I tought maybe
-you vouldn't mind to sit here a few minutes, and--and shust turn dot
-craink a little while I go to sleep--hey?”
-
-I assented willingly; so Mr. Finkelstein lay down upon his lounge, and I
-began to turn the crank, thereby grinding out the rollicking measures of
-Finnigan's Ball.
-
-“My kracious, Kraikory, you do it splendid,” the old gentleman
-exclaimed, by way of encouragement. “You got a graind tailent for
-music, Kraikory.” Then I heard him chuckle softly to himself, and
-murmur, “I cain't help it, I aictually cain't. I must haif my shoke.”
- Very soon he was snoring peacefully.
-
-Well, to cut a long story short, my first day at Mr. Finkelstein's
-passed smoothly by, and so did the next and the next. In a surprisingly
-short time I became quite accustomed to my new mode of life, and all
-sense of strangeness wore away. Every morning I opened and tidied up
-the shop; then we breakfasted; then the routine of the day began. As
-Mr. Flisch had predicted, I had a very easy time of it indeed. Every
-afternoon I played the hand-organ, while Mr. Finkelstein indulged in
-his siesta; almost every forenoon I tended the store, while he and Mr.
-Flisch amused themselves with pinochle in the parlor. Mr. Marx and his
-wife dined with us I should think as often as once a week; Henrietta
-surpassed herself on these occasions, and I came to entertain as high an
-opinion of her skill in cookery as my employer could have wished.
-
-Between little Rosalind Earle and myself a great friendship rapidly
-sprang up. On week-days we caught only fleeting glimpses of each other;
-but almost every Sunday I used to go to see her at her home, which
-was in Third Avenue, a short distance above our respective places of
-business. Her father, who had been a newspaper reporter, was dead; and
-her mother, a pale sad lady, very kind and sweet, went out by the day
-as a dressmaker and seampstress. They were wretchedly poor; and that
-was why little Rosalind, who ought to have worn pinafores, and gone
-to school, had to work for her living at Mr. Flisch's, like a grownup
-person. But her education proceeded after a fashion, nevertheless. In
-her spare moments during the day she would study her lessons, and in
-the evening at home she would say them to her mother. Though she was my
-junior by a year and more, she was already doing compound interest in
-arithmetic, whereas I had never got beyond long division. This made me
-feel heartily ashamed of myself, and so I invested a couple of dollars
-in some second-hand schoolbooks, and thenceforth devoted my spare
-moments to study, too. Almost every Sunday, as I have said, I used to go
-to see her; and if the weather was fine, her mother would take us for
-an outing in Central Park, where we would have a jolly good time racing
-each other over the turf of the common, or admiring the lions and tigers
-and monkeys and hippopotamuses, at the Arsenal. Yes, I loved little
-Rosalind very dearly, and every minute that I spent at her side was the
-happiest sort of a minute for me.
-
-Mr. Finkelstein, when he first noticed me poring over my school-books in
-the shop, expressed the liveliest kind of satisfaction with my conduct.
-
-“Dot's right, Kraikory,” he cried. “Dot's maiknificent. Go ahead
-mit your education. Dere ain't nodings like it. A first-claiss
-education--vail, sir, it's de graindest advantage a feller can haif
-in de baittle of life. Yes, sir, dot's a faict. You go ahead mit your
-education, and you study real hard, and you'll get to be--why, you might
-get to be an alderman, no mistake about it. But look at here, Kraikory;
-tell me; where you got de books, hey? You bought 'em? You don't say
-so? Vail, what you pay for dem, hey, Kraikory? Two tollars! Two aictual
-tollars! My kracious! Vail, look at here, Kraikory; I like to make you
-a little present of dem books, so here's a two tollar pill to reimburse
-you. Oh! dot's all right. Don't mention it. Put it in de baink. Do what
-you please mit it. I got anudder.” And every now and then during the
-summer he would inquire, “Vail, Kraikory, how you getting on mit your
-education? Vail, I suppose you must know pretty much aiferydings by
-dis time, hey? Vail, now I give you a sum. If I can buy fife barrels of
-aipples for six tollars and a quowter, how much will seventeen barrels
-of potatoes coast me, hey?... Ach, I was only shoking, was I? Vail,
-dot's a faict; I was only shoking; and you was pretty smart to find it
-out. But now, shoking aside, I tell you what you do. You keep right on
-mit your education, and you study real hard, and you'll get to be--why,
-you might get to be as big a man as Horace Greeley, aictually.” Horace
-Greeley was a candidate for the presidency that year, and he had no more
-ardent partisan than my employer.
-
-After the summer had passed, and September came, Mr. Finkelstein called
-me into the parlor one day, and began, “Now, look at here, Kraikory; I
-got somedings important to talk to you about. I been tinking about dot
-little maitter of your education a good deal lately; and I talked mit
-Solly about it, and got his advice; and at laist I made up my mind dot
-you oughter go to school. You got so much aimbition about you, dot if
-you get a first-claiss education while you're young, you might get to be
-vun of de biggest men in New York City aifter you're grown up. Vail, me
-and Solly, we talked it all ofer, and we made up our mind dot you better
-go to school right avay.
-
-“Vail, now I tell you what I do. I found out de public schools open for
-de season next Monday morning. Vail, next Monday morning I take you up
-to de public school in Fifty-first Street, and I get you aidmitted. And
-now I tell you what I do. If you study real hard, and get A-number-vun
-marks, and cratchuate all right when de time comes--vail, den I send you
-to college! Me and Solly, we talked it all ofer, and dot's what we made
-up our minds we oughter do. Dere ain't nodings like a good education,
-Kraikory; you can bet ten tousand tollars on dot. When I was your age I
-didn't haif no chaince at vun; and dot's why I'm so eeknorant. But now
-you got de chaince, Kraikory; and you go ahead and take advaintage of
-it. My kracious! When I see you cratchuate from college, I'll be so
-prout I von!t know what to do.”
-
-I leave you to form your own opinion of Mr. Finkelstein's generosity, as
-well as of the gratitude that it inspired in me. Next Monday morning I
-entered the public school in Fifty-first Street, and a little less
-than two years later--namely, in the spring of 1874--I graduated. I had
-studied “real hard,” and got “A-number-vun” marks; Mr. Finkelstein was
-as good as his word, and that same spring I passed the examinations for
-admission to the Introductory Class of the College of the City of New
-York.
-
-Well, there! In a couple of sentences I have skipped over as many years;
-and not one word about the hero of my story!
-
-“But what,” I can hear you ask, “what of your Uncle Florimond in all
-this time? Had you given up your idea of going to him? had you forgotten
-your ideal of him--had he ceased to be a moving force in your life?”
-
-No; to each of these questions my answer must be a prompt and emphatic
-no.
-
-I had not by any means given up my idea of going to him; but I had, for
-reasons that seemed good, put off indefinitely the day of my departure.
-Two or three weeks after my arrival at Mr. Finkelstein's I wrote Uncle
-Florimond a letter, and told him of the new turn that my affairs had
-taken. I did not say anything about my Uncle Peter's treatment of me,
-because I felt somehow reluctant to let him know how unjust and unkind
-his own sister's son, my own father's brother, could be, and because,
-also, I thought it would be scarcely fair and above-board for me to tell
-tales, now that our bygones were bygones. I simply said that I had
-left Norwich, and come to New York, and gone into business; and that my
-purpose was to earn a lot of money just as quickly as I could, and then
-to set sail for France.
-
-I received no answer from him till about six months afterward; and in
-this he said that he was glad I meant to come to France, but he thought
-it was a pity that I should go into business so early in my youth, for
-that must of course interrupt my education.
-
-I hastened to reply that, since I had written my former letter to him,
-my outlook had again changed; that my kind and liberal employer had
-sent me to school, where I was working as hard as I knew how, with
-the promise of a college course before me if I showed proper zeal and
-aptitude.
-
-I had to wait more than a year now for his next epistle; but it came at
-last one day towards the close of the vacation that intervened between
-my graduation from school and the beginning of my career at college.
-
-“I have been ill and in trouble, my dear little nephew,” he wrote,
-“since the reception of thy last letter so good and so gentle; and
-I have lacked both the force and the heart to write to thee. At this
-moment at length it goes better; and I seize the first occasion to take
-my pen. The news of the progress which thou makest in thy studies
-gives me an infinite pleasure, as does also thy hope of a course at
-the university. And though I become from more to more impatient to meet
-thee, and to see with my proper eyes the grandson of my adored sister, I
-am happy, nevertheless, to force myself to wait for an end so precious.
-That thou mayst become a gentleman well-instructed and accomplished,
-it is my sincere desire; for it is that, I am sure of it, which my
-cherished sister would most ardently have wished. Be then industrious;
-study well thy lessons; grow in spirit as in body; remember that, though
-thy name is different, thou art the last of the la Bourbonnaye. I
-astonish myself, however, that thy Uncle Peter does not charge himself
-with the expenses. Is it that he has not the means? I have believed him
-very rich.
-
-“Present my respects to thy worthy patron, that good Finkelstein, who,
-though bourgeois and shopkeeper, I must suppose is a man of heart; and
-think ever with tenderness of thy old devoted uncle, de la Bourbonnaye.
-
-“Paris, the 3 7ember, 1874.”
-
-7ember was Uncle Florimond's quaint French way of writing September,
-_Sept,_ as you know, being French for seven.
-
-And now as to those other questions that you have asked me--so far was I
-from having forgotten my ideal of him, so far was he from having ceased
-to be a moving force in my life, I have not any doubt whatever that
-the thought of my relationship with him, and my desire to appear to
-advantage in his eyes, had a great deal to do with fostering my
-ambition as a scholar. Certainly, the nephew of Florimond Marquis de la
-Bourbonnaye must not let any boy of ordinary lineage stand above him
-in his classes; and then, besides, how much more highly would Uncle
-Florimond consider me, if, when we met, he found not an untutored
-ignoramus, but, in his own words, “a gentleman well-instructed and
-accomplished!”
-
-During the two years that I have skipped over in such summary-fashion,
-my friendship with little Rosalind Earle had continued as active and as
-cordial as it had been at the beginning. She had grown quite tall, and
-even prettier than ever, with her oval face and olive skin, her soft
-brown hair and large dark eyes, and was really almost a young lady. She
-had kept pace with me in my studies also, I having acted as her teacher.
-Every Sunday at her home I would go over with her all my lessons for the
-past week, imparting to her as intelligently as I was able what I myself
-had learned. This would supply her with subject-matter for her study
-during the week to come; so that on the following Sunday she would be
-ready for a new send-off. This was capital drill for me, because, in
-order to instruct another, I had to see that my own knowledge was
-exact and thorough. And then, besides, I enjoyed these Sunday afternoon
-conferences with Rosalind so heartily, that they lightened the labor of
-learning, and made what to a boy is usually dull grind and drudgery, to
-me an abundant source of pleasure. Rosalind retained her situation at
-Mr. Flisch's, but her salary had been materially increased. She was only
-thirteen years old, yet she earned the dazzling sum of six dollars every
-week. This was because she had acquired the art of retouching negatives,
-and had thus trebled her value to her employer.
-
-But I had made another friend during those two years, whose influence
-upon my life at that time was perhaps even greater than Rosalind's.
-Among my classmates at the school in Fifty-first Street there was a boy
-named Arthur Ripley, older than I, taller, stronger, a very handsome
-fellow, with blue eyes and curling hair, very bright, and seemingly very
-good-natured, whom I had admired privately from the moment I had first
-seen him. He, however, had taken no notice of me; and so we had never
-got especially well acquainted, until one day I chanced to hear him
-speak a few words of French; and his accent was so good that I couldn't
-help wondering how he had come by it.
-
-“Say, then, Ripley,” I demanded, in the Gallic tongue, but with Saxon
-bluntness, “how does it happen that you speak French so well? Your
-pronunciation is truly extraordinary.”
-
-“And why not?” he retorted. “I have spoken it since my childhood. My
-grandmother--the mother of my father--was a French lady.”
-
-“Hold,” cried I. “Really? And so was mine.”
-
-Thereupon we fell into conversation. We got on famously together. From
-that hour we were intimates. I was admitted into Ripley's “set,” which
-included all the nicest boys of the school; and Ripley invited me to his
-home, which, with its beautiful pictures and books and furnishings, and
-general air of comfort and refinement, struck me as the loveliest place
-I had ever set my foot in, and where his mother and father made me feel
-instantly and entirely at my ease. They talked French to me; and little
-by little drew from me the whole story of my life; and when I had done,
-“Ah! my poor little one,” said his mother, with a tenderness that went
-straight to my heart, “how thy lot has been hard! Come, let me kiss
-thee.” And, “Hold, my little man,” said his father. “You are a good and
-brave boy, and I am glad that my son has found such a comrade. Moreover,
-do you know, you come of one of the most illustrious families not
-only of France, but even of Europe? The la Bourbonnaye are of the
-most ancient nobility, and in each generation they have distinguished
-themselves. At Paris there is an important street named for them. A
-Marquis de la Bourbonnaye won great celebrity as an admiral under Louis
-xv.; another, his son, I believe, was equally renowned as a royalist
-general during the revolution.”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I put in, delighted at his familiarity with the history of
-our house; “they were the father and the grandfather of my grandmother.”
-
-“But I had supposed that the family was extinct. You teach me that it
-survives still in the person of your Uncle Florimond. I am content of
-it.”
-
-Arthur Ripley and I became as intimate as only boys, I think, can
-become. We were partners in tops, marbles, décalcomanies, and postage
-stamps. We spent the recess hour together every day. We walked home
-together every afternoon. We set out pleasure hunting almost every
-Saturday--now to watch or to take part in a base-ball match, now to
-skate in Central Park, now to row on the Harlem River, now to fish in
-the same muddy stream, where, to the best of my recollection, we never
-so much as got a single bite. He was “Rip,” to me, and to him I was
-“Greg.” We belonged, as has been said, to the same set at school; at
-college we joined the same debating society, and pledged ourselves to
-the same Greek-letter fraternity.
-
-He was the bravest, strongest fellow I ever knew; a splendid athlete;
-excelling in all sports that required skill or courage. He was
-frankness, honesty, generosity personified; a young prince whom I
-admired and loved, who compelled love and admiration from everybody who
-knew him. In the whole school there was not a boy whom Ripley couldn't
-whip; he could have led us all in scholarship as well, only he was
-careless and rather lazy, and didn't go in for high standing, or that
-sort of thing. He wrote the best compositions, however, and made the
-best declamations. I tell you, to hear him recite Spartacus's address to
-the gladiators--“Ye call me chief, and ye do well to call him chief who
-for twelve long years has met upon the bloody sands of the arena every
-shape of man and beast that the broad empire of Rome could furnish”--I
-tell you, it was thrilling. Ripley's father was a lawyer; and he meant
-to be a lawyer, too. So far as he was responsible for it, Ripley's
-influence over me was altogether good. What bad came of my association
-with him, I alone was to blame for.
-
-Some bad did come, and now I must tell you about it.
-
-He and the other boys of our circle were gentlemen's sons, who lived
-with their parents in handsome houses, wore fine clothes, had plenty of
-pocket-money, and generally cut a very dashing figure; whereas I--I was
-the dependent of a petty Third-Avenue Jewish shopkeeper; I had scarcely
-any pocket-money whatever; and as for my clothes--my jackets were
-usually threadbare, and my trousers ornamented at an obtrusive point
-with two conspicuous patches, that Henrietta had neatly inserted
-there--trousers, moreover, which had been originally designed for the
-person of Mr. Marx, but which the skillful Henrietta had cut down and
-adjusted to my less copious proportions.
-
-And now the bad, if perhaps not unnatural, result of all this was to
-pique my vanity, and to arouse in me a certain false and quite wrong and
-improper shame of my condition. I was ashamed because I could not spend
-money as my companions did; I was ashamed of my shabby clothing; I
-was ashamed of my connection with Mr. Finkelstein; I was even a little
-ashamed of my intimacy with Rosalind Earle, for she too occupied a very
-humble station in the world.
-
-And, as the obverse of this false shame, I became inflated with a pride
-that was equally false and wrong. I was as good a gentleman as anybody,
-if not better. I was the dependent of a Third-Avenue shopkeeper, true
-enough. But I was also the nephew of the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. And
-I am afraid that I got into the habit of bragging a good deal about my
-relationship with that aristocratic person. Anyhow, my state of mind
-was not by any means a wholesome or a happy one; and by and by it bore
-practical consequences that were not wholesome or happy either.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V--PRIDE AND A FALL.
-
-
-Arthur Ripley, as I have said, meant to be a lawyer. He was full of
-enthusiasm for his future profession, and never tired of talking about
-it. In his room at home he had three or four big law-books, bound in
-yellow calf-skin, which he used to read for his pleasure, just as we
-other boys would read our story-books; and he seemed to know their
-contents by heart. At least, we gave him the credit for knowing them
-by heart. He passed among us for little less than a Solomon of legal
-wisdom. His opinion upon a legal question had, to our thinking, the
-authority of a judgment from the bench; and if one of our number had
-got into a legal difficulty of any sort, I am sure he would have gone to
-Ripley for aid and counsel as readily and as confidently as to the most
-eminent jurist at the bar.
-
-This being premised, you will easily understand the impression made upon
-me by the following conversation which I had with Ripley one day in the
-early summer of 1875.
-
-We had just passed our examinations for promotion from the Introductory
-to the Freshman class at college, and our consequent vacation had just
-begun. I was minding the shop, while Messrs. Flisch and Finkelstein
-smoked their cigars and played their pinochle in the back room, and
-Ripley was keeping me company. We had been talking about my grandmother;
-and presently Ripley queried: “Look here, Greg, she was a woman of some
-property, wasn't she? I mean to say she lived in good style, had plenty
-of money, was comfortable and well-to-do, hey?”
-
-“Why, yes,” I answered, “she was pretty well-off--why, about as well as
-anybody in Norwich Town, I suppose. Why do you ask?”
-
-“Because--what I should like to know is, why didn't she leave anything
-to you?”
-
-“Why, how could she? I was only her grandchild. My Uncle Peter was her
-son. Don't you see?”
-
-“But that doesn't make any difference. Your father being dead, you were,
-equally with your uncle, her legal heir and next-of-kin. And as long as
-she was so fond of you, it seems kind of funny she didn't provide for
-you in any way.”
-
-“What do you mean by her legal heir and next-of-kin?”
-
-“Don't you know that? Why, a legal heir and next-of-kin is a person
-entitled to take under the statutes of descent and distribution. For
-instance, if your grandmother had died intestate, you would have come in
-for half of all the property she left, your Uncle Peter taking the other
-half. See the point?”
-
-“Can't say I do. You're too high-up for me, with your legal slang. What
-does intestate mean?”
-
-“Why, intestate--why, that means without having made a will. When a
-person dies without leaving a will, he is said to have died intestate.”
-
-“Well, I guess my grandmother died intestate, then. I don't believe she
-left any will.”
-
-“She didn't? Why, if she didn't leave a will--Oh! but she must have.
-Look here, Greg, this is serious. Are you sure she didn't?”
-
-“O, no! of course I'm not sure. I never thought of the matter before,
-and so I can't be sure. But I don't believe she did.”
-
-“But, Greg, if she didn't--if she didn't leave a will, disinheriting
-you, and bequeathing everything to Peter--man alive, what are you doing
-here in old Finkelstein's jewelry shop? Why, Greg, you're rich. You're
-absolute owner of half of her estate.”
-
-“O, no! I'm perfectly sure she never did that. If she made any will at
-all, she didn't disinherit me, and give everything to Uncle Peter. She
-cared a great deal more for me than she did for Uncle Peter. I'm sure
-she never made a will favoring him above me. I always supposed that
-she had died, as you call it, intestate; and so, he being her son, the
-property had descended to him in the regular course of events.”
-
-“But don't I tell you that it wouldn't have descended to him? It would
-have descended to both of you in equal shares. Here's the whole business
-in a nut-shell: either she did leave a will, cutting you off with a
-shilling; or else you're entitled to fifty cents in every dollar that
-she owned.”
-
-“But I have never received a penny. If what you say is true, how do you
-account for that?”
-
-“There's just the point. If your idea about the will is correct, your
-Uncle Peter must be a pretty rogue indeed. He's been playing a sharp
-game, Greg, and cheating you out of your rights. And we can make it hot
-enough for him, I tell you. We can compel him to divide up; and inside
-of a month you'll be rolling in wealth.”
-
-“Oh! come, Rip,” I protested, “fen fooling a fellow about a thing like
-this.”
-
-“But I'm not fooling. I never was more in earnest in all my life. It's
-as plain as the nose on your face. There are no two ways about it. Ask
-anybody.”
-
-“But--but then--but then I'm rich--rich!”
-
-“That's what you are, unless, by a properly executed will, your
-grandmother disinherited you.”
-
-“But I tell you I know she never did that. It stands to reason that she
-didn't.”
-
-“Well, sir, then it only remains for you to claim your rights at the
-hands of your amiable uncle, and to open a bank account.”
-
-“O my goodness! O, Rip! Oh! it's impossible. It's too--too glorious to
-be true,” I cried, as a realizing sense of my position rushed upon
-me. My heart was pounding like a hammer against my ribs; my breath was
-coming short and swift; my brain was in a whirl. I felt dazzled and
-bewildered; and yet I felt a wondrous, thrilling joy, a great glow of
-exultation, that sent me dancing around the shop like a maniac, wringing
-my hands in self-congratulation.
-
-I was rich! Only think, I was rich! I could take my proper station
-now, and cut my proper figure in the world. Good-by, patched trousers,
-good-by, shop, good-by all such low, humiliating things. Welcome
-opulence, position, purple and fine linen. Hurrah! I would engage a
-passage upon the very first, the very fastest steamer, and sail away to
-that brilliant, courtly country where my Uncle Florimond, resplendent in
-the trappings of nobility, awaited me with open arms, there to live in
-the state and fashion that would become the nephew of a marquis. I would
-burn my plebeian ships behind me. I would do this, that, and the other
-wonderful thing. I saw it all in a single radiant glance.
-
-But what you see more plainly than anything else, I did not see at all.
-
-I did not see that I was accepting my good fortune in an altogether
-wrong and selfish spirit. I did not see that my first thought in my
-prosperity ought to have been for those who had stood by me in my
-adversity. I did not see that my first impulse ought to have been now to
-make up in some wise to my friend and benefactor, Mr. Finkelstein,
-for his great goodness and kindness to me. I did not see that I was an
-arrant little snob, an ungrateful little coxcomb. A mixture of false
-shame and evil pride had puffed me up like so much inflammable gas,
-which--Ripley having unwittingly applied the spark to it--had now burst
-into flame.
-
-“O, Rip!” I cried again, “it's too glorious to be true.”
-
-“Well, now,” cut in Ripley, “let's be practical. What you want to do is
-step into your kingdom. Well, to-day's Saturday, isn't it? Well, now, I
-propose that day after to-morrow, Monday, you and I go to Norwich. There
-we can make a search in the Probate Office, and find out for certain
-just how the facts stand. Then we can come back here and put the case
-in the hands of my father, who's a lawyer, and who will have a guardian
-appointed for you, and do everything else that's necessary. See? Now,
-the question is, Will you go to Norwich with me Monday night?”
-
-“Won't I, though!” was my response.
-
-And then Rip and I just sat there in the shop, and talked, and talked,
-and talked, planning out my life for the future, and wondering exactly
-how rich I was going to be. We surmised that my grandmother could not
-possibly have left less than a hundred thousand dollars, in which event
-I should come in for a cool fifty thousand. We employed the strongest
-language at our command to stigmatize my Uncle Peter's rascality in
-having for so long a time kept me out of my just rights; and we gloated
-in imagination over his chagrin and his discomfiture when we should
-compel him to render an account of his stewardship and to disgorge my
-portion of our inheritance. I declared it as my intention to go to my
-Uncle Florimond in Paris as soon as the affair was finally settled;
-and Ripley agreed that that would be the appropriate thing for me to
-do--“Though, of course,” he added, “I shall feel awfully cut up at our
-separation. Still, it's undoubtedly the thing for you to do. It's what
-I would do if I were in your place. And, O, Scottie! Greg, won't old
-Finkelstein and your other Hebrew friends open their eyes?”
-
-“Won't they, though!” I returned, reveling in fancy over their
-astonishment and their increased respect for me, after I should have
-explained to them my sudden and tremendous rise in the world. But in
-this particular I was destined to disappointment; for when, as soon
-as Ripley had gone home, I joined Mr. Finkelstein in the parlor, and
-conveyed to him the joyful information, he, having heard me through
-without any sign of especial wonder, remarked:--
-
-“Vail, Kraikory, I suppose you vant me to conkraitulate you, hey? Vail,
-it's a graind ting to be rich, Kraikory, and no mistake about it. And I
-shust tell you dis, Kraikory: dere ain't nobody in de United States of
-America vould be glaidder if ainy goot luck haippened to you, as I vould
-be. I'm awful fond of you, Kraikory, and dere ain't nodings what I vant
-more as to see you haippy and prosperous. De only trouble is, Kraikory,
-dot I ain't so sure as dis vould be such awful goot luck, aifter all.
-For, to tell you de honest troot, Kraikory, I don't like de vay you
-take it. No, I aictually don't. You're too stuck-up and prout about it,
-Kraikory; and I hate to see you stuck-up and prout. It ain't nice to be
-prout, Kraikory; it ain't what you call manly; and I simply hate to see
-you do ainydings what ain't nice and manly--I'm so fond of you, don't
-you understand? Den, ainyhow, Kraik-ory, de Bible says dot prite goes
-before destruction, and a howty spirit before a fall; and dot's a solemn
-faict, Kraikory; dey do, shust as sure as you're alife. De Bible's shust
-exaictly right, Kraikory; you can bet ten tousand tollars on it. Why, I
-myself, I seen hundreds of fellers get stuck-up and prout already;
-and den de first ting dey knew, dey bust all to pieces like a
-goot-for-nodings boiler. Yes, siree, if I was as prout as you are,
-Kraikory, I'd feel afraid.
-
-“No, Kraikory, I don't like de vay you take it, and I really tink if you
-get dis money what you're talking about, I really tink it'll spoil you,
-Kraikory; and dot's why I cain't conkraitulate you de vay you vant me
-to. You ain't been like yourself for a pretty long while now already,
-Kraikory. I ain't said nodings about it; but I seen it all de same;
-and Solly seen it, and Heddie, she seen it, and Mr. Flisch seen it, and
-Henrietta seen it, and we all seen it, and we all felt simply fearful
-about it. And now I tink it shust needs dis money to spoil you
-altogedder. I hate to say ainydings to hurt your feelings, Kraikory,
-but dot's my honest opinion; and me and you, we'd oughter be goot enough
-friends to talk right out to each udder like fader and son. De faict is,
-Kraikory, I've loafed you shust exaictly de same as if we was fader
-and son; and dot's de reason it makes me feel so awful to see you get
-stuck-up and prout. But you was a goot boy down deep, Kraikory, and I
-guess you'll turn out all right in de end, if dis here money don't spoil
-you. You got a little foolishness about you, which is necheral to your
-age. When I was your age I was a big fool, too.
-
-“Vail, and so, shust as soon as de maitter's settled, you're going to
-Europe, are you, to live mit your Uncle Florimond in Pairis? Vail, dot's
-all right, Kraikory, if you like to do it. I ain't got no pusiness to
-make ainy obshections, dot's sure. All I got to say, Kraikory, is dis:
-Your Unde Florimond, he may be an awful fine feller, and I guess likely
-he is; but I don't know as he's aifer done much of ainydings for you;
-and if I was in your place, I'd feel sorter sorry to stop my education,
-and leaf de old friends what I was certain of, and go to a new friend
-what I hadn't naifer tried; dot's all. Vail, if you vant to go, I
-suppose you'll go; and Solly and me and Henrietta and dot little kirl
-ofer by Mr. Flisch, vail, we'll have to get along mitout you de best vay
-we can. I guess dot little Rosie, I guess she'll feel pretty baid about
-it, Kraikory; but I don't suppose dot'l make much difference to you,
-to shush by de vay you talk. Poor little ting! She's awful fond of you,
-Kraikory, and I guess she'll feel pretty lonesome aifter you've gone
-avay. Oh! vail, I suppose she von't die of it. Dere are plenty udder
-young fellers in dis vorld, and I don't suppose she'll cry herself to
-dead for you. All de same, I guess she'll feel pretty baid first off;
-but dot's your business, and not mine.
-
-“Vail, let me see. To-day's Saturday; and you're going to Nawvich Monday
-night. Vail, dot's all right. I ain't got nodings to say against dot. I
-shust give you vun little piece of advice, dough, Kraikory, and dot is
-dis: If I was in your place, I vouldn't feel too awful sure of dis
-here money, until I'd aictually got hold of it, for fear I might be
-disappointed. Dere's a proverp which goes, 'Dere's a great mainy slips
-between de cup and de lips,' Kraikory; and dot's a solemn faict, which I
-advice you to remember.”
-
-This sermon of Mr. Finkelstein's made me feel very sore indeed; but I
-felt sorer still next day, when Rosalind--whom I was calling upon, and
-to whom I had just communicated the momentous news--when Rosalind, with
-flushed cheeks and flashing eyes, assailed me thus:--
-
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-
-“O, Gregory Brace! Oh! shame on you. Oh! I don't know you. I can't
-believe it's you. I can't believe it's the same boy at all. Such
-selfishness! Such ingratitude! Such a proud hard heart! It's been as
-much as anyone could do to put up with you for ever and ever so long,
-you've been so vain and so conceited and everything; but this just caps
-the climax. Oh! think of poor Mr. Finkelstein. He's been so good and
-generous to you, and so fond of you; and he's sent you to school and
-college, and given you every advantage he possibly could; and you owe
-him so much, and you're under such great obligations to him, for he took
-you right out of the streets, and gave you a home, and made a son of
-you, instead of a servant--yes, he did--and now the very first thing
-that you propose to do, as soon as you're able to, is to leave him, to
-abandon him--oh! you ungrateful thing--and go to your horrid old French
-uncle, who, I don't believe cares the snap of his finger for you. He is
-horrid, too; and I hope he'll just treat you horribly, just to punish
-you. And I hope that Arthur Ripley is mistaken, and that you won't get a
-single penny from your Uncle Peter, but just a good whipping to take you
-down; and I hope you'll have to come back to Mr. Finkelstein, and humbly
-beg his pardon; yes, I do, with all my heart and soul. I'd just like to
-see you have to come down from your high horse and eat humble pie for
-a while; yes, I would. The idea! Desert Mr. Finkelstein! You, who might
-have been begging in the streets, except for him! I should think you'd
-be ashamed to look me in the face. Oh! you mean to give him a good round
-sum of money, do you, to pay him for what he's done for you? Why, how
-very liberal and noble you are, to be sure! As though money could pay
-for what Mr. Finkelstein has done for you! As though money were what he
-wants from you, and not love and affection! O, Gregory! you've changed
-so that I don't know you, and I don't like you at all any more, and I
-don't care to be friends with you any more, and you needn't come to see
-me any more. There!”
-
-Yes, I felt very sore and very angry. What Rosalind said only served to
-exasperate and embitter me, and to make me grit my teeth, and pursue all
-the more doggedly my own selfish purpose.
-
-Well, on Monday night, according to our agreement, Ripley and I set
-out for Norwich, passengers aboard the very same steamboat, the City of
-Lawrence, that I had come to New York by, three years before; and bright
-and early Tuesday morning we reached our destination.
-
-I only wish I could spare a page to tell you something of the emotions
-that I felt as we came in sight of the dingy old town. It had not
-changed the least bit in the world; it was like the face of an old
-familiar friend; it called up before me my own self of former years; it
-brought a thousand memories surging upon me, and filled my heart with a
-strong, unutterable melancholy, that was yet somehow indescribably sweet
-and tender.
-
-But Ripley and I had no time for the indulgence of sentiment. “Now,
-then, where's the Court House? Where's the Probate Office?” he demanded
-as soon as we had set foot upon the dry land. “We must pitch right in,
-without losing a moment.”
-
-So I led him to the Probate Court; and there he “pitched right in”
- with a vengeance, examining the indices to lots of big written books of
-records, while I stood by to hand them to him, and to put them back in
-their places when he had finished with them--until, after an hour or so,
-he announced, “Well, Greg, you're right. She left no will.”
-
-Then he continued: “Now we must find out the date upon which Peter
-took out his Letters of Administration, and also whether he had himself
-constituted your guardian, as he most likely did; and then we'll
-have all the facts we need to establish your claims, and put you in
-possession.”
-
-Thereupon he attacked another set of big written volumes, and with these
-he was busy as long as two hours more. In the end, “By Jingo, Greg,”
- he cried, “here's a state of things! He didn't take out any Letters of
-Administration at all.”
-
-“Well,” I queried, not understanding the meaning of this circumstance,
-“what of that? What does that signify?”
-
-“Why, that signifies an even darker and more systematic piece of fraud
-than I had suspected. In order to cheat you out of your share, he failed
-to comply with the law. He didn't go through the proper formalities to
-get control of her property, but simply took possession of it without
-authority. And now we've got him completely at our mercy. We could
-prosecute him criminally, if we liked. We could send him to State
-Prison. Oh! won't we make him hop? I say, Greg, do you want to have some
-fun?”
-
-“How? What way?”
-
-“Well, sir, if you want to have some fun, I'll tell you what let's do.
-Let's go call on your Uncle Peter, and confront him with this little
-piece of villainy, and politely ask him to explain it: and then see him
-squirm. It'll sort of square accounts with him for the number of times
-he's given you a flogging.”
-
-“O, no! I--I guess we'd better not,” I demurred, faltering at the
-prospect of a personal encounter with my redoubtable relative.
-
-“But, man alive, you have nothing to fear. We've got the whip-hand of
-him. Just think, we can threaten him with criminal prosecution. Oh! come
-on. It'll be the jolliest kind of a lark.”
-
-Well, I allowed myself to be persuaded; and we set forth for Uncle
-Peter's office, Ripley all agog for excitement, and I trying not to
-appear afraid. But Uncle Peter wasn't in. An oldish man, who seemed
-to be in charge, informed us that the Jedge had got a touch of the
-rheumatiz, and was stayin' hum.
-
-“Never mind,” said Ripley to me; “we'll visit him at his home, we'll
-beard him in his den. Come along!”
-
-I tried to beg off, but Rip insisted; and I weakly gave in.
-
-If I had been stirred by strong emotions at the sight of Norwich City,
-conceive how much more deeply I was stirred when we reached Norwich
-Town--when I saw our old house peeping out from among the great
-elm-trees that embosomed it--when I actually stood upon its doorstep,
-with my hand upon the old brass knocker! A strange servant girl opened
-the door, and to my request to see Judge Brace, replied, “The Jedge is
-sick in his room.”
-
-“That doesn't matter,” I explained. “You know, I am his nephew. Tell him
-his nephew Gregory wants to see him.” And I marched boldly through the
-hall--where the same tall eight-day clock, with its silver face that
-showed the phases of the moon, was ticking just as it had used to tick
-as long ago as I could remember--and into the parlor, Ripley following.
-I say I marched in boldly, yet I was really frightened half to death,
-as the moment of a face-to-face meeting with my terrible uncle became so
-imminent. There in the parlor stood the piano upon which my grandmother
-had labored so patiently to teach me to play. There hung the oil
-portrait of her, in her robe of cream-colored silk, taken when she was
-a beautiful young girl, and there, opposite it, above the fireplace, the
-companion-picture of my Uncle Florimond, in his lieutenant's uniform,
-with his sword and his crimson sash. Ripley started back a little when
-he saw this painting, and cried, “For mercy's sake, Greg, who is it?
-I never saw anything like it. The same eyes, nose, mouth, chin,
-everything. It's you all over”--thus confirming what my grandmother used
-to tell me: “Gregory, thou art his living image.” The room was haunted
-by a myriad dear associations. I forgot the errand that had brought
-me there; I forgot my fear of meeting Uncle Peter; I forgot all of the
-recent past, and was carried back to the happiest days of my childhood;
-and my heart just swelled, and thrilled, and ached. But next instant
-it gave a great spasmodic leap, and stood still for a second, and then
-began to gallop ahead like mad, while a perspiration broke out over my
-forehead; for the maid-servant entered, and said “Please walk upstairs
-to the Jedge's room.” I really thought I should faint. It was as much as
-I could do to get my breath. My knees knocked together. My hands shook
-like those of an aged palsy-stricken man. However, there was no such
-thing as backing out at this late date; so I screwed my courage to the
-sticking place, and led Ripley upstairs to Uncle Peter's room.
-
-Uncle Peter was seated in an arm-chair, with his legs, wrapped in a
-comforter, stretched out on another chair in front of him. He never so
-much as said how-d'-ye-do? or anything; but at once, scowling at us,
-asked in his gruffest voice, “Well, what do you want?”
-
-I was so afraid and so abashed that I could hardly speak; but I did
-contrive to point at Ripley, and gasp, “He--he'll tell you.”
-
-“Well,” snapped Uncle Peter, turning to my spokesman, “go on. State your
-business.”
-
-“Well, sir,” began Rip--and O, me! as I listened to him, didn't my
-wonder at his wisdom, and my admiration of his eloquence, mount up a
-peg?--“well, sir, our business is very simple, and can be stated in
-a very few words. The amount of it is simply this. My friend Gregory
-Brace, being the only child of Edward Brace, deceased, who was a son of
-your mother, Aurore Brace, deceased, is, equally with yourself, the heir
-and next-of-kin of the said decedent, and would, in the event of her
-having died intestate, divide share and share alike with you whatever
-property she left. Now, sir, we have caused a search to be made in the
-records of the Probate Court of this County, and we find that the said
-decedent did in fact die intestate. It, therefore, became your duty to
-petition for Letters of Administration upon her estate; to cite Gregory
-Brace to show cause why such Letters should not be issued; to cause a
-guardian _ad litem_ to be appointed to act for him in the proceedings;
-to cause a permanent guardian to be appointed for him after the issuance
-of said Letters; and then to apply the rents, profits, and income of
-one undivided half of the estate of said decedent to his support,
-maintenance and education, allowing what excess there might be to accrue
-to his benefit. Well, sir, examination proves that you have performed
-none of these duties; that you have illegally and without warrant
-or authority possessed yourself of the whole of said estate, thereby
-committing a fraud upon the said Gregory Brace, and violating the
-statutes in such case made and provided. And now, sir, we have come here
-to give you notice that it is our intention to put this matter at once
-into the hands of an attorney, with directions that he proceed against
-you, both criminally and civilly.” Uncle Peter heard Ripley through
-without interrupting, though an ugly smile flickered about his lips.
-When Rip had done, he lay back in his chair, and gave a loud harsh
-laugh. Then he drew a long, mock-respectful face, and in a very dry,
-sarcastic manner spoke as follows:--
-
-“Why, my young friend, you talk like a book. And what profound and
-varied knowledge of the law you do possess, to be sure! Why, I must
-congratulate my nephew upon having found such an able and sagacious
-advocate. And really, I cannot see the necessity of your calling in
-the services of an attorney, for a person of your distinguished calibre
-ought certainly to be equal to conducting this dual prosecution, both
-civil and criminal, single-handed. My sakes alive!” he cried, with a
-sudden change of tone and bearing. “Do you know what I've a great mind
-to do with you and your client, my fine young fellow? I've a great mind
-to cane you both within an inch of your precious lives, and send you
-skulking away, with your tails between your legs, like two whipped
-puppies. But, bless me, no! You're neither of you worth the trouble. So
-I'll spare my rod, and spoil your fancy, by giving you a small measure
-of information. Now, then, pray tell me, Mr. Advocate, what is your
-valuation of the property which the 'said decedent' left?”
-
-Ripley, nothing daunted, answered, “At least a hundred thousand
-dollars.”
-
-“At least a hundred thousand dollars,” repeated Uncle Peter; “well,
-that's a pretty sum. Well, now, what would you say, my learned friend,
-if I should tell you that she didn't leave a penny?”
-
-“I should say it was very extraordinary, and that I couldn't believe it.
-She was the widow of a wealthy man. She lived in good style. It stands
-to reason that she couldn't have died penniless.”
-
-“And so it does; it stands to reason, as you say; and yet penniless she
-was when she died, and penniless she had been for ten years before; and
-if she lived in good style, it was because I paid the bills; and if this
-young cub, my nephew, wore good clothes and ate good dinners, it was
-my charity he had to thank. Little by little, stick by stick, my mother
-disposed of all the property her husband left her, selling the bulk of
-it to me, and sending the proceeds to France, to help to reconstruct the
-fortunes of her family there, who were ruined by the revolution. She
-was a pauper when she died; and that's why I took out no Letters of
-Administration--because there was nothing to administrate upon.
-There, now I've told you more than I was under any obligation to; and
-now, both of you, get out!”
-
-“Come, Greg,” said Rip, “let's go.”
-
-We went. Out of doors, I began, “Well, Rip”--
-
-“Well, Greg,” Rip interrupted, “we've been on a fool's errand, a
-wild-goose chase, and the less said about it the better.”
-
-“And I--I'm not rich, after all?”
-
-“That's what's the matter, Greg. If she didn't leave any property--you
-see, we took it for granted that she did--why, there's nothing for you
-to inherit. It's too bad, old fellow; but then, you're no worse off
-than you were in the beginning. Anyhow, there's no use crying over spilt
-milk. Come on; let's take the afternoon train to New York.”
-
-So my fine castle in the air had fallen to pieces like a house of cards.
-I tell you, it was a mighty crest-fallen young gentleman, in a very
-humble frame of mind, who sat next to Arthur Ripley that afternoon in
-the train that was speeding to New York.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI--MY UNCLE FLORIMOND.
-
-
-Yes, indeed, it was a very crest-fallen youth who accompanied Arthur
-Ripley back to New York that bright summer afternoon, and who toward
-bed-time that evening stole quietly into Mr. Finkelstein's shop. It was
-hard work under the circumstances to return to Mr. Finkelstein's. I
-had to swallow my pride in doing so, and it proved to be an exceedingly
-unpalatable dose. I had expected to return a young prince, in princely
-style, to dazzle my plebeian friends with my magnificence, and overwhelm
-them with my bounteous generosity; and now, in point of fact, I came
-back poorer than I had gone away, a beggar and a dependent, one who
-would be homeless and penniless if they should refuse to take him in. It
-was a dreadful come-down. I think, if there had been anywhere else for
-me to go, I should never have returned to Mr. Finkelstein's at all,
-it mortified my vanity so cruelly to have to do it. I felt as though
-I should like to seek out some obscure hiding-place in the remotest
-quarter of the world, and bury myself there forever from the sight of
-men. “O, Rip!” I cried, “I should just like to bag my head.”
-
-Of course, as I opened the shop door, the bell above it must needs
-tinkle; and in response to this summons Mr. Finkelstein himself issued
-from the parlor.
-
-“What, Kraikory!” he exclaimed at sight of me. “Back so soon? Ach! I
-tought it was a customer. Vail, it's you yourself, and no mistake about
-it.”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I replied, “we came back on the train this afternoon.”
-
-“Ach, so? You came back on de train dis aifternoon? Vail, vail, valk in,
-set down, make yourself to home. Vail, Kraik-ory, I'm real glaid to see
-you. Vail, it's all right, I suppose? You got de money, hey? Vail, was
-it more or less as you expected? Was it fifty tousand, or a hundred, or
-maybe only terventy-fife? Vail, set down and tell me all about it.”
-
-“N-no, sir,” I began, rather tremulously; “it--we--there--there was a
-mistake. She--I mean to say my grandmother--she didn't leave any money,
-after all. She didn't have any to leave. She was quite poor, instead of
-rich, and--and my Uncle Peter, he supported her. He owned the house and
-everything. He had bought it from her, and she had sent the money to
-France. So--I--that is--you see”--I broke down. I could get no further.
-
-“Ach, dere, dere, Kraikory,” cried Mr. Finkelstein, as my emotion
-betrayed itself, and he laid his hand caressingly upon my shoulder;
-“dere, dere, don't you go feel baid about it, my dear little poy.” Then
-he caught himself up. “Excuse me, Kraikory; I didn't mean to call you a
-little poy; I forgot. But don't you go feel baid about it, all de
-same. You ain't no vorse off as you was before already. Put it down to
-experience, Kraikory, sharsh it to experience. It's allright. You got
-a comfortable home here by me. You needn't feel so awful about it. Come,
-sheer up, Kraikory. Don't tink about it no more. Come along inside mit
-me, and Henrietta will get you somedings to eat. We ain't got no faitted
-caif to kill in your honor, Kraikory, but we got some of de finest liver
-sowsage in de United States of America; and ainyhow, Kraikory, veal is
-a fearful dry meat. Ach, dere, dere, for mercy's sake, don't you feel
-baid. I get off a shoke shust on purpose to make you laif, and you don't
-naifer notice it. Ach, Kraikory, don't feel baid. I simply hate to see
-you feel baid, Kraikory; I simply cain't staind it. I give ten tousand
-tollars right out of my own pocket sooner as see you feel baid,
-Kraikory; I'm so fond of you, don't you understand?”
-
-My heart melted all at once like ice in sunshine. Tears sprang to my
-eyes. “Oh! my dear, dear Mr. Finkelstein,” I sobbed, “you are so good
-to me. Oh! can--can you ever--for--forgive the--the way I've acted?
-I--I'm--I'm so sorry for it.”
-
-“My kracious, Kraikory, don't talk like dot. If you talk like dot, you
-make me aict so foolish I be ashamed to show my face. You make me cry
-like a raikular old voman, Kraikory; you aictually vill. Ach, dere I go.
-Ach, my kracious! Ach! I cain't help it. Ach, what--what an old fool I
-am.... Kraikory--my boy--my son--come here, Kraikory--come here to
-me. O, Kraikory! I loaf you like a fader. O, Kraikory! you know what
-I tought? I tought I loast you foraifer, Kraikory. O, Kraikory! I'm so
-glaid to haif you back. Ach, Kraikory, God is good.” The tears rolled
-downward from his dear old eyes, and pattered like rain-drops upon my
-cheeks. He had clasped me in his arms.
-
-From that hour I took up my old place at Mr. Finkelstein's, in a
-humbler, healthier, and, on the whole, happier frame of mind than I
-had known for many a long day before. My heart had been touched, and my
-conscience smitten, by his loving kindness.
-
-I was sincerely remorseful for the ungrateful manner in which I
-had behaved toward him, and for the unworthy sentiments that I had
-cherished. I strove honestly, by amending my conduct, to do what I could
-in the way' of atonement.
-
-Incidentally, moreover, my little adventure had brought me face to face
-with some of the naked facts of life. In a grim and vivid tableau it had
-shown me what a helpless and dependent creature I was; how for the sheer
-necessities of food, shelter and clothing I must rely upon the charity
-of other people. I tried now to make myself of real value to my patron,
-of real use in the shop and about the house, and thus in some measure
-to render an equivalent for what he did for me. Instead of going off
-afternoons to amuse myself with Ripley, I would remain at home to
-improve such chances as I had to be of service to Mr. Finkelstein. I
-would play the hand-organ for him, or read aloud to him, or take charge
-of the shop, while he slept, or enjoyed his game of pinochle with
-Mr. Flisch. And in my moments of leisure I would study a dog-eared
-fourth-hand copy of Munson's _Complete Phonographer_ that I had bought;
-for I had long thought that I should like to learn short-hand, and had
-even devoted a good deal of time to mastering the rudiments of that
-art; and I fancied that, by much diligent practice now, I might hasten
-forward the day when I should be able to earn my own livelihood, and
-thus cease to be a burden upon my friends. Indeed, I could already write
-as many as sixty words a minute with perfect ease.
-
-Mr. Finkelstein did not altogether approve of my assiduous industry, and
-used to warn me, “Look out, Kraikory! It don't naifer pay to run a ting
-into de ground; it aictually don't. You study so hart, your head'll get
-more knowledge inside of it as it can hold, and den, de first ting
-you know, all of a sudden vun day, it'll svell up and bust. Ainy-how,
-Kraikory, dere's a proverp which goes, 'All vork and no play makes Shack
-a dull poy'; and dot's as true as you're alife, Kraikory; it aictually
-does. You better knock off dis aifternoon, Kraikory, and go haif some
-fun. It's Saiturday, ain't it? And dere's a maitinee, hey? Vail, why
-don't you go to de teayter?... How? You study so hart becoase you vant
-to get able to earn your living? Now look at here, Kraikory; don't you
-talk foolish. I got plenty money, ain't I? And I got a right to spend
-my money so as to get saitisfaiction out of it, hey? Vail, now look at
-here; dere ain't no vay of spending my money what'll give me so much
-saitisfaiction as to spend it to make you haippy and contented; dot's a
-solemn faict. You needn't vorry about earning your living. You ain't
-got to earn it for a great mainy years yet already--not till you get all
-done mit your education. And ainyhow, Kraikory, you do earn it. You mind
-de store, and you read out lout to me, and you keep me company; and, my
-kracious, you're such a shenu-wine musician, Kraikory, you got such a
-graind tailent for de haind-organ, I don't know how I'd get along midout
-you. I guess I haif to raise your sailary next New Years.”
-
-This was-only of a piece with Mr. Fin-kelstein's usual kindness. But I
-felt that I had abused his kindness in the past, and I was determined to
-abuse it no longer.
-
-I say I was happier than I had been for a long while before, and so I
-was. I was happier because I was more contented. My disappointment about
-the inheritance, though keen enough at the moment, did not last long. As
-Mr. Finkelstein had remarked, I was no worse off than I had been in
-the first place; and then, I derived a good deal of consolation from
-remembering what Uncle Peter had told me--that the money had gone to
-reconstruct the splendor of our house in France. My disappointment
-at seeing my meeting with Uncle Florimond again become a thing of the
-indefinite future, was deeper and more enduring. “Alas,” I sighed, with
-a heart sick for hope deferred, “it seems as though I was never going
-to be able to go to him at all.” And I gulped down a big lump that had
-gathered in my throat.
-
-Against Rosalind Earle I still nursed some foolish resentment. She had
-wished that I might have to eat humble pie. Well, her wish had come to
-pass; and I felt almost as though it were her fault that it had done
-so. She had said she didn't like me any more, and didn't care to have
-me call upon her any more. I took her at her word, and staid away,
-regarding myself in the light of a much-abused and injured person. So
-three or four weeks elapsed, and she and I never met. Then... Toward six
-o'clock one evening I was seated in the parlor, poring over my _Complete
-Phonogacipher_, when the door from the shop opened with a creak, and a
-light footstep became audible behind my chair. The next instant I heard
-Rosalind's voice, low and gentle, call my name.
-
-My heart began to flutter. I got up and turned around, and saw the dear
-little girl standing a yard distant from me, with her hand extended for
-me to take, and with her beautiful dark eyes fixed appealingly upon my
-face. I didn't speak; and I pretended not to see her hand; and I
-just stood still there, mute and pouting, like the sulky coxcomb and
-simpleton that I was.
-
-Rosalind allowed her hand to drop to her side, and a very pained look
-came over her face; and there was a frog in her voice, as she said, “O,
-Gregory! you--you are still angry with me.”
-
-“O, no! I'm not angry with you,” I answered, but in an offish tone; and
-that was true; I really wasn't angry with her the least bit any more.
-All my anger had evaporated at the sight of her face and the sound of
-her voice. But I didn't know how to unbend gracefully and without loss
-of dignity.
-
-“Then--then why haven't you been to see me?” she asked.
-
-“You said you didn't want me to come to see you any more.”
-
-“But I didn't mean it. You must have known I didn't mean it.”
-
-“But you said it, anyhow. I don't care to go where I'm not wanted. When
-people say a thing, how am I to know they don't mean it?”
-
-“But I said it when I was vexed. And what people say when they're
-vexed--other people ought not to count it. It isn't fair. And really and
-truly, Gregory, I didn't mean it; and I'm sorry I said it; and I'm
-sorry I spoke to you the way I did; and--and that's why I've come here,
-Gregory; I've come to ask your pardon.”
-
-“Oh! certainly; don't mention it; no apology's necessary,” I said. I
-would have given anything to have taken her in my arms, and kissed her,
-and begged her pardon; but I was too stiff-necked and self-conscious.
-
-“And then,” she went on, “after you came back from Norwich, and Mr.
-Flisch told me what Mr. Finkelstein had told him--about how disappointed
-you had been, and everything--I--I felt so sorry for you, Gregory, and
-so sorry that I had spoken to you that way; and I wanted to come right
-over, and tell you I didn't mean it, and beg your pardon, and ask you to
-make up with me; but I thought maybe you mightn't like it, and that you
-might be angry with me, and--and not--not--I don't know; but anyway, I
-didn't come. And then I just hoped and hoped all the time that maybe
-you would come to see me; but you never did. And then at last I just
-couldn't wait any longer, I felt so guilty and sorry and everything;
-and--and so I stopped in on my way home to day; and, O, Gregory! I
-really didn't mean to hurt your feelings, and I hope you'll forgive me,
-Gregory, and not be angry with me any more.”
-
-By this time I had gone up, and taken her in my arms; and, “O,
-Rosalind!” I cried, “don't talk like that. You--you make me feel so
-ashamed. You--you humiliate me so. What you said to me that day--it was
-just right. You were just right, and I was wrong. And I deserved to
-have you talk to me ten times worse, I was so horrid and stuck-up and
-everything. And I--I'm awfully sorry. And I've wanted--I've wanted to go
-and see you all the time, and tell you I was sorry; only--only I don't
-know--I suppose I was too proud. And I just hope that you'll forgive
-me, and forgive the way I acted here to-day a little while ago, and--O,
-Rosalind! I'm so glad to be friends with you again.”
-
-“What!” exclaimed Mr. Finkelstein, entering from the shop. “Hugging and
-kissing each udder! Vail, my kracious! Vail, if I aifer! Vail, dot beats
-de deck! Oh! you needn't take no notice of me. You needn't stop on my
-account. I don't mind it. I been dere myself already, when I was your
-age. You needn't bloosh like dot, Rosie; dough it's mighty becoming to
-you, dot's a faict. And, Kraikory, you needn't look so sheebish. You
-ain't done nodings to be ashamed of. And I'm awful sorry I came in shust
-when I did, and inderrubded you; only I didn't know what you was doing,
-as you haidn't notified me, and I vanted to speak to Kraikory about
-a little maitter of business. Dere's an old feller outside dere in de
-store what cain't talk no English; and I guess he was a Frenchman; so I
-tought I'd get Kraikory to come along and aisk him what he vants, if you
-could spare him, Rosie--hey?” So Rosalind and I followed Mr. Finkelstein
-into the shop.
-
-A tall, thin, and very poor-looking old man stood before the counter,
-resting his hands upon it--small and well-shaped hands, but so fleshless
-that you could have counted the bones in them, and across which the
-blue, distended veins stretched like wires. His stove-pipe hat was worn
-and lustreless; his black frock coat was threadbare, and whitish along
-the seams. His old-fashioned standing collar was frayed at the edge; and
-a red mark on each side of his neck, beneath his ears, showed that the
-frayed edge had chafed his skin. His face was colorless and emaciated;
-his eyes, sunken deep under his brows, had a weary, sad, half-frightened
-look in them that compelled your pity. His moustache and imperial
-were as white as snow. A very forlorn, pathetic, poor-looking old
-man, indeed. Yet there was also something refined, dignified, and even
-courtly in his appearance; and I thought to myself that he had seen
-better days; and my heart ached for him. It was with an unwonted
-gentleness that I inquired: “You are French, Monsieur? I put myself at
-your service.”
-
-His sad old eyes fixed themselves eagerly upon mine, and in a quavering
-old voice he answered, “_Je cherche un jeune homme qui s'appelle
-Grégoire Brace_”--I seek a young man named Gregory Brace. “_C'est ici que
-il demeure?_”--It is here that he lives?
-
-“_Mais oui, monsieur: c'est moi_” “--it is I,” I said; and wondering what
-in the world he could want with me, I waited for him to go on.
-
-His eyes opened a little wider, and a light flashed in them. He seemed
-to be struggling with an emotion that made it impossible for him to
-speak. His throat, I could see, gave two or three convulsive swallows.
-Then his lips parted, his eyes grew dim with tears, and very huskily,
-bending forward, he demanded, “_Et--et vous ne me connaissez pas?_”--And
-you do not know me?
-
-I scanned his face carefully. I could not recognize it. I shook my head.
-“_Mais non, monsieur_--I do not think that I have ever seen you before.
-
-“No, that is true. But I hoped that you might know me, nevertheless....
-Gregory, it is I; it is thy uncle--de la Bourbonnaye.” And he stretched
-out his two arms, to embrace me.
-
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-
-“What!... Thou!... My--my Uncle--Florimond!... Oh!” I gasped. My heart
-bounded terribly. My head swam. The objects round about began to dance
-bewilderingly to and fro. The floor under my feet rocked like the deck
-of a ship. There was a loud continuous ringing in my ears.... But still
-I saw the figure of that sad old man standing there motionless, with
-arms outstretched toward me, waiting. A thousand unutterable emotions
-were battling in my heart; a thousand incoherent thoughts were racing
-through my brain. This poor old man my Uncle Florimond! This poor old
-man--in threadbare cloth and tattered linen.... Then suddenly an
-impulse mastered me. I rushed forward, and threw myself upon his breast,
-and--like a schoolgirl--fell to weeping.
-
-Well, as the French proverb says, everything comes at last to him who
-knows how to wait. To me at last had come the moment for which I had
-waited so many years; and I stood face to face with my Uncle Florimond,
-with the hero of my imagination, the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. But
-in place of the rich and powerful nobleman whom I had dreamed of, the
-dashing soldier, the brilliant courtier, I found the poor decrepit aged
-man whom you have seen. “Thou knowest, my Gregory,” he explained to me.
-by and by, “since the overthrow of the legitimate monarchy by the first
-revolution, our family has never been rich. In 1792, upon the eve of the
-Terror, my father emigrated from the beautiful France, and sought refuge
-in Sweden, where I and my sister were born, and where he remained
-until 1815. Upon the restoration we returned to our fatherland; but our
-chateaux of which we counted no fewer than three, had been burned, our
-hôtel in Paris sacked, our wealth confiscated and dissipated, by those
-barbarians, those assassins, those incendiaries, and we possessed
-scarcely even the wherewithal to live. It was for that that we consented
-to the misalliance made by our Aurore in espousing thy grandfather,
-Philip Brace. American and bourgeois that he was, in admitting him to
-our connection, our family suffered the first disgrace of its history.
-Yet without dowry, my sister could never have married her equal in
-France, and would most likely have become a nun. But that excellent
-Brace, he loved her so much, her station was so high, his own so low,
-he was happy to obtain her hand at any terms. She, too, reciprocated
-his affection; he was indeed a fine fellow; and the marriage was
-accomplished.... It is now some ten years since, by the goodness of my
-beloved sister, I was enabled to amass a sufficient sum to purchase for
-myself an annuity of six thousand francs as a provision for my age.
-But behold, the other day--it is now about two months ago, perhaps--the
-annuity company goes into bankruptcy; and I am left absolutely without
-a _sou_. So I am come to America to seek an asylum with my sister's
-son, Peter. I am arrived to-day even, aboard the steamship La Touraine.
-Figure to thyself that, fault of money, I have been forced to make the
-passage second class! To-morrow I shall proceed to Norr-veesh.”
-
-“Have you written to Uncle Peter to expect you?” I inquired.
-
-“_Mais non!_ I have not thought it necessary.”
-
-“It is a man altogether singular, my Uncle Peter,” I went on, “and truly
-I think that you will do better to rest here at New York a few days, in
-attending a response to the letter which I counsel you to send him. He
-loves not the surprises, my Uncle Peter.”
-
-“I shall do all as thou desirest, my good Gregory,” said Uncle
-Florimond; and he dispatched a letter to his nephew, Peter Brace, that
-very evening, setting forth the state of his affairs, and declaring his
-intention to go to Norwich.
-
-That night and the next he slept in Mr. Finkelstein's spare bedroom. On
-the evening of the third day an answer came from Uncle Peter, professing
-his inability to do anything to assist his mother's brother, and
-emphatically discouraging his proposed visit to Norwich. Uncle Florimond
-could hardly believe his senses. “Ah! such cruelty, such lack of heart,”
- he cried, “it is impossible.”
-
-“Vail, Kraikory,” said Mr. Finkelstein, “de only ting is, he'll haif to
-settle down here, and live mit me and you. He can keep dot spare room,
-and we'll make him as comfortable as we know how. Tell him I be prout to
-haif him for my guest as long as he'll stay.”
-
-“No,” I answered, “I can't let you go to work and saddle yourself with
-my relatives as well as with me. I must pitch in and support him.”
-
-“But, my kracious, Kraikory, what can you do? You're only fifteen years
-old. You couldn't earn more as tree or four tollars a veek if you vorked
-all de time.”
-
-“Oh! yes, I could. You forget that I've been studying short-hand; and I
-can write sixty words a minute; and Mr. Marx will get me a position as a
-short-hand writer in some office down-town; and then I could earn eight
-dollars a week at least.”
-
-“Vail, my kracious, dot's a faict. Vail, dot's simply immense. Vail, I'm
-mighty glaid now you kept on studying and didn't take my advice. Vail,
-ainyhow, Kraikory, you and him can go on living here by me, and den when
-you're able you can pay boart--hey? And say, Kraikory, I always had
-a sort of an idea dot I like to learn Frainch; and maybe he'd give me
-lessons, hey? Aisk him what he'd sharsh.”
-
-“Ah, my Gregory,” sighed Uncle Florimond, “I am desolated. To become a
-burden upon thy young shoulders--it is terrible.”
-
-“I beseech you, my dearest uncle, do not say such things. I love you
-with all my heart. It is my greatest happiness to have you near me. And
-hold, you are going to gain your own livelihood. Mr. Finkelstein here
-wishes to know what you will charge to give him French lessons.”
-
-“Well, I guess I join de class,” said Mr. Marx, when he heard of his
-father-in-law's studies.
-
-“So will I,” said Mrs. Marx.
-
-“Well, I guess I come in too,” said Mr. Flisch.
-
-“And I want to learn French ever so much,” said Rosalind.
-
-[Ill 0006]
-
-So a class was formed; and a Marquis de la Bourbonnaye, for the first
-time, no doubt, in the history of that ancient family, ate bread that he
-had earned by the sweat of his brow. It was a funny and yet a pathetic
-sight to see him laboring with his pupils. He was very gentle and very
-patient; but by the melancholy expression of his eyes, I knew that the
-outrages they committed upon his native language sank deep into his own
-soul. He and Mr. Finkelstein became great friends. I think they used
-to play cards together quite six hours every day. Uncle Florimond had
-studied English as a lad at school; and by and by he screwed his courage
-to the sticking place, and began to talk that tongue. It was as good as
-a play to hear him and Mr. Finkelstein converse together.
-
-In due time, surely enough, Mr. Marx procured a situation for me as
-stenographer in a banking-house down-town. My salary, to start with, was
-seven dollars a week. Joining that to what Uncle Florimond earned, we
-had enough to support us in comparative comfort and without loss of
-self-respect.
-
-And now Mrs. Gregory Brace, who is looking over my shoulder, and whose
-first name is Rosalind, and whose maiden-name was Earle, warns me that
-the point is reached where I must write
-
-
-THE END.
-
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-MY UNCLE FLORIMOND
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-By Sidney Luska (Henry Harland)
-
-Author of The Yoke of the Thorah and Others
-
-D. Lothrop Company
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-Boston: Franklin and Hawley Streets
-
-1888
-
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-TO MY GRANDMOTHER
-
-A. L. H.
-
-IN REMEMBRANCE OF OLD
-
-NORWICH DAYS
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I.--THE NEPHEW OF A MARQUIS.
-
-Both of my parents died while I was still a baby; and I passed my
-childhood at the home of my father's mother in Norwich Town--which lies
-upon the left bank of the river Yantic, some three miles to the north of
-Norwich City, in Eastern Connecticut.
-
-My father's mother, my dear old grandmother, was a French lady by
-birth; and her maiden name had been quite an imposing one--Aurore Aline
-Raymonde Marie Antoinette de la Bourbonnaye. But in 1820, when she was
-nineteen years old, my grandfather had persuaded her to change it
-for plain and simple Mrs. Brace; from which it would seem that my
-grandfather must have been a remarkably persuasive man. At that time
-she lived in Paris with her father and mother, who were very lofty,
-aristocratic people--the Marquis and Marquise de la Bourbonnaye. But
-after her marriage she followed her husband across the ocean to his home
-in Connecticut, where in 1835 he died, and where she had remained ever
-since. She had had two children: my father, Edward, whom the rebels shot
-at the Battle of Bull Run in July, 1861, and my father's elder brother,
-my Uncle Peter, who had never married, and who was the man of our house
-in Norwich.
-
-The neighbors called my Uncle Peter Square, because he was a lawyer.
-Some of them called him Jedge, because he had once been a Justice of the
-Peace. Between him and me no love was lost. A stern, cold, frowning man,
-tall and dark, with straight black hair, a lean, smooth-shaven face,
-thin lips, hard black eyes, and bushy black eyebrows that grew together
-over his nose making him look false and cruel, he inspired in me an
-exceeding awe, and not one atom of affection. I was indeed so afraid
-of him that at the mere sound of his voice my heart would sink into my
-boots, and my whole skin turn goose-flesh. When I had to pass the
-door of his room, if he was in, I always quickened my pace and went on
-tiptoe, half expecting that he might dart out and seize upon me; if
-he was absent, I would stop and peek in through the keyhole, with the
-fascinated terror of one gazing into an ogre's den. And, oh me! what
-an agony of fear I had to suffer three times every day, seated at
-meals with him. If I so much as spoke a single word, except to answer
-a question, he would scowl upon me savagely, and growl out, "Children
-should be seen and not heard." After he had helped my grandmother, he
-would demand in the crossest tone you can imagine, "Gregory, do you
-want a piece of meat?" Then I would draw a deep breath, clinch my fists,
-muster my utmost courage, and, scarcely louder than a whisper, stammer,
-"Ye-es, sir, if you p-please." It would have come much more easily to
-say, "No, I thank you, sir,"--only I was so very hungry. But not once,
-in all the years I spent at Norwich, not once did I dare to ask for
-more. So I often left the table with my appetite not half satisfied, and
-would have to visit the kitchen between meals, and beg a supplementary
-morsel from Julia, our cook.
-
-Uncle Peter, for his part, took hardly any notice whatever of me, unless
-it was to give me a gruff word of command--like "Leave the room," "Go to
-bed," "Hold your tongue,"--or worse still a scolding, or worst of all
-a whipping. For the latter purpose he employed a flexible rattan cane,
-with a curiously twisted handle. It buzzed like a hornet as it flew
-cutting through the air; and then, when it had reached its objective
-point--mercy, how it stung! I fancied that whipping me afforded him a
-great deal of enjoyment. Anyhow, he whipped me very often, and on the
-very slightest provocation: if I happened to be a few minutes behindhand
-at breakfast, for example, or if I did not have my hair nicely brushed
-and parted when I appeared at dinner. And if I cried, he would whip all
-the harder, saying, "I'll give you something to cry about," so that in
-the end I learned to stand the most unmerciful flogging with never so
-much as a tear or a sob. Instead of crying, I would bite my lips, and
-drive my fingernails into the palms of my hands until they bled. Why,
-one day, I remember, I was standing in the dining-room, drinking a glass
-of water, when suddenly I heard his footstep behind me; and it startled
-me so that I let the tumbler drop from my grasp to the floor, where it
-broke, spilling the water over the carpet. "You clumsy jackanapes,"
-he cried; "come up-stairs with me, and I'll show you how to break
-tumblers." He seized hold of my ear, and, pinching and tugging at it,
-led me up-stairs to his room. There he belabored me so vigorously
-with that rattan cane of his that I was stiff and lame for two days
-afterward. Well, I dare say that sometimes I merited my Uncle Peter's
-whippings richly; but I do believe that in the majority of cases when
-he whipped me, moral suasion would have answered quite as well, or even
-better. "Spare the rod and spoil the child" was one of his fundamental
-principles of life.
-
-Happily, however, except at meal hours, my Uncle Peter was seldom in the
-house. He had an office at the Landing--that was the name Norwich City
-went by in Norwich Town--and thither daily after breakfast and again
-after dinner, he betook himself. After supper he would go out to spend
-the evening--where or how I never knew, though I often wondered; but
-all day Sunday he would stay at home, shut up in his room; and all day
-Sunday, therefore, I was careful to keep as still as a mouse.
-
-He did not in the least take after his mother, my grandmother; for she,
-I verily believe, of all sweet and gentle ladies was the sweetest and
-the gentlest. It is now more than sixteen years since she died; yet, as
-I think of her now, my heart swells, my eyes fill with tears, and I can
-see her as vividly before me as though we had parted but yesterday: a
-little old body, in a glistening black silk dress, with her snowy
-hair drawn in a tall puff upward from her forehead, and her kind face
-illuminated by a pair of large blue eyes, as quick and as bright as any
-maiden's. She had the whitest, daintiest, tiniest hands you ever did
-see; and the tiniest feet. These she had inherited from her noble French
-ancestors; and along with them she had also inherited a delicate Roman
-nose--or, as it is sometimes called, a Bourbon nose. Now, as you will
-recollect, the French word for nose is _nez_ (pronounced _nay_); and I
-remember I often wondered whether that Bourbon nose of my grandmother's
-might not have had something to do with the origin of her family name,
-Bourbonnaye. But that, of course, was when I was a very young and
-foolish child indeed.
-
-In her youth, I know, my grandmother had been a perfect beauty. Among
-the other pictures in our parlor, there hung an oil painting which
-represented simply the loveliest young lady that I could fancy. She had
-curling golden hair, laughing eyes as blue as the sky, ripe red lips
-just made to kiss, faintly blushing cheeks, and a rich, full throat like
-a column of ivory; and she wore a marvelous costume of cream-colored
-silk, trimmed with lace; and in one hand she-held a bunch of splendid
-crimson roses, so well painted that you could almost smell them. I
-used to sit before this portrait for hours at a stretch, and admire the
-charming girl who smiled upon me from it, and wonder and wonder who she
-could be, and where she lived, and whether I should ever have the good
-luck to meet her in proper person. I used to think that perhaps I had
-already met her somewhere, and then forgotten; for, though I could not
-put my finger on it, there was something strangely familiar to me in her
-face. I used to say to myself, "What if after all it should be only a
-fancy picture! Oh! I hope, I hope it isn't." Then at length, one day,
-it occurred to me to go to my grandmother for information. Imagine
-my surprise when she told me that it was a portrait of herself, taken
-shortly before her wedding.
-
-"O, dear! I wish I had been alive in those days," I sighed.
-
-"Why?" she queried.
-
-"Because then I could have married you," I explained. At which she
-laughed as merrily as though I had got off the funniest joke in the
-world, and called me an "_enfant terrible_"--a dreadful child.
-
-This episode abode in my mind for a long time to come, and furnished me
-food for much sorrowful reflection. It brought forcibly home to me the
-awful truth, which I had never thought of before, that youth and beauty
-cannot last. That this young girl--so strong, so gay, so full of life,
-with such bright red lips and brilliant golden hair--that she could have
-changed into a feeble gray old lady, like my grandmother! It was a sad
-and appalling possibility.
-
-My grandmother stood nearly as much in awe of my Uncle Peter as I did.
-He allowed himself to browbeat and bully her in a manner that made my
-blood boil. "Oh!" I would think in my soul, "just wait till I am a man
-as big as he is. Won't I teach him a lesson, though?" She and I talked
-together for the most part in French. This was for two reasons: first,
-because it was good practice for me; and secondly, because it was
-pleasant for her--French being her native tongue. Well, my Uncle Peter
-hated the very sound of French--why I could not guess, but I suspected
-it was solely for the sake of being disagreeable--and if ever a word of
-that language escaped my grandmother's lips in his presence, he would
-glare at her from beneath his shaggy brows, and snarl out, "Can't you
-speak English to the boy?" She never dared to interfere in my behalf
-when he was about to whip me--though I knew her heart ached to do
-so--but would sit alone in her room during the operation, and wait to
-comfort me after it was over. His rattan cane raised great red welts
-upon my skin, which smarted and were sore for hours. These she would rub
-with a salve that cooled and helped to heal them; and then, putting
-her arm about my neck, she would bid me not to mind it, and not to feel
-unhappy any more, and would give me peppermint candies and cookies, and
-tell me long, interesting stories, or read aloud to me, or show me the
-pictures in her big family Bible. "Paul and Virginia" and "The Arabian
-Nights" were the books I liked best to be read to from; and my favorite
-picture was one of Daniel iii the lion's den. Ah, my dear, dear
-grandmother! As I look back upon those days now, there is no bitterness
-in my memory of Uncle Peter's whippings; but my memory of your tender
-goodness in consoling me is infinitely sweet.
-
-No; if my Uncle Peter was perhaps a trifle too severe with me, my
-grandmother erred in the opposite direction, and did much to spoil me.
-I never got a single angry word from her in all the years we lived
-together; yet I am sure I must have tried her patience very frequently
-and very sorely. Every forenoon, from eight till twelve o'clock, she
-gave me my lessons: geography, history, grammar, arithmetic and music.
-I was neither a very apt nor a very industrious pupil in any of these
-branches; but I was especially dull and especially lazy in my pursuit of
-the last. My grandmother would sit with me at the piano for an hour,
-and try and try to make me play my exercise aright; and though I
-always played it wrong, she never lost her temper, and never scolded. I
-deserved worse than a scolding; I deserved a good sound box on the ear;
-for I had shirked my practising, and that was why I blundered so. But
-the most my grandmother ever said or did by way of reproof, was to shake
-her head sadly at me, and murmur, "Ah, Gregory, Gregory, I fear that you
-lack ambition." So very possibly, after all, my Uncle Peter's sternness
-was really good for me as a disagreeable but salutary tonic.
-
-My Uncle Florimond was my grandmother's only brother, unmarried, five
-years older than herself, who lived in France. His full name was even
-more imposing than hers had been; and to write it I shall have to use up
-nearly all the letters of the alphabet: Florimond Charles Marie Auguste
-Alexandre de la Bourbonnaye. As if this were not enough, he joined to it
-the title of marquis, which had descended to him from his father;
-just think--Florimond Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre, Marquis de la
-Bourbonnaye.
-
-Though my grandmother had not once seen her brother Florimond since her
-marriage--when she was a blushing miss of nineteen, and he a dashing
-young fellow of four-and-twenty--I think she cared more for him than
-for anybody else alive, excepting perhaps myself. And though I had never
-seen him at all, I am sure that he was to me, without exception,
-the most important personage in the whole wide world. He owed this
-distinguished place in my regard to several causes. He owed it partly,
-no doubt, to the glamour attaching to his name and title. To my youthful
-imagination Florimond Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre de la Bourbonnaye
-made a strong appeal. Surely, any one who went through life bearing a
-name like that must be a very great and extrordinary man; and the fact
-that he was my uncle--my own grandmother's brother--stirred my bosom
-with pride, and thrilled it with satisfaction. Then, besides, he was a
-marquis; and a marquis, I supposed, of course, must be the embodiment
-of everything that was fine and admirable in human nature--good, strong,
-rich, brave, brilliant, beautiful--just one peg lower in the scale
-of glory than a king. Yes, on account of his name and title alone, I
-believe, I should have placed my Uncle Florimond upon a lofty pedestal
-in the innermost shrine of my fancy, as a hero to drape with all the
-dazzling qualities I could conceive of, to wonder about, and to worship.
-But indeed, in this case, I should most likely have done very much the
-same thing, even if he had had no other title than plain Mister, and if
-his name had been homely John or James. For my grandmother, who never
-tired of talking to me of him, had succeeded in communicating to my
-heart something of her own fondness for him, as well as imbuing my mind
-with an eager interest in everything that concerned him, and in firing
-it with a glowing ideal of his personality. She had taught me that he
-was in point of fact, all that I had pictured him in my surmises.
-
-When, in 1820, Aurore de la Bourbonnaye became Mrs. Brace, and bade
-good-by to her home and family, her brother Florimond had held a
-commission as lieutenant in the King's Guard. A portrait of him in his
-lieutenant's uniform hung over the fireplace in our parlor, directly
-opposite the portrait of his sister that I have already spoken of. You
-never saw a handsomer young soldier: tall, muscular, perfectly shaped,
-with close-cropped chestnut hair, frank brown eyes, and regular
-clean-cut features, as refined and sensitive as a woman's, yet full of
-manly dignity and courage. In one hand he held his military hat, plumed
-with a long black ostrich feather; his other hand rested upon the hilt
-of his sword.
-
-His uniform was all ablaze with brass buttons and gold lace; and a
-beautiful red silk sash swept over his shoulder diagonally downward
-to his hip, where it was knotted, and whence its tasseled ends
-fell half-way to his knee. Yes, indeed; he was a handsome, dashing,
-gallant-looking officer; and you may guess how my grandmother flattered
-me when she declared, as she often did, "Gregory, you are his
-living image." Then she would continue in her quaint old-fashioned
-French:--"Ah! that thou mayest resemble him in spirit, in character,
-also. He is of the most noble, of the most generous, of the most gentle.
-An action base, a thought unworthy, a sentiment dishonorable--it is to
-him impossible. He is the courage, the courtesy, the chivalry, itself.
-Regard, then, his face. Is it not radiant of his soul? Is it not
-eloquent of kindness, of fearlessness, of truth? He is the model, the
-paragon even, of a gentleman, of a Christian. Say, then, my Gregory, is
-it that thou lovest him a little also, thou? Is it that thou art going
-to imitate him a little in thy life, and to strive to become a man as
-noble, as lovable, as he?"
-
-To which I would respond earnestly in the same language, "O, yes! I love
-him, I admire him, with all my heart--after thee, my grandmother, better
-than anybody. And if I could become a man like him, I should be happier
-than I can say. Anyway, I shall try. He will be my pattern. But tell me,
-shall I never see him? Will he never come to Norwich? I would give--oh!
-I would give a thousand dollars--to see him, to embrace him, to speak
-with him."
-
-"Alas, no, I fear he will never come to Norwich. He is married to his
-France, his Paris. But certainly, when thou art grown up, thou shalt see
-him. Thou wilt go to Europe, and present thyself before him."
-
-"O, dear! not till I am grown up," I would complain. "That is so long
-to wait." Yet that came to be a settled hope, a moving purpose, in my
-life--that I should sometime meet my Uncle Florimond in person. I used
-to indulge my imagination in long, delicious day-dreams, of which our
-meeting was the subject, anticipating how he would receive me, and what
-we should say and do. I used to try honestly to be a good boy, so that
-he would take pleasure in recognizing me as his nephew. My grandmother's
-assertion to the effect that I looked like him filled my heart with
-gladness, though, strive as I might, I could not see the resemblance for
-myself. And if she never tired of talking to me about him, I never tired
-of listening, either. Indeed, to all the story-books in our library I
-preferred her anecdotes of Uncle Florimond.
-
-Once a month regularly my grandmother wrote him a long letter; and once
-a month regularly a long letter arrived from him for her--the reception
-of which marked a great day in our placid, uneventful calendar. It was
-my duty to go to the post-office every afternoon, to fetch the mail.
-When I got an envelope addressed in his handwriting, and bearing the
-French postage-stamp--oh! didn't I hurry home! I couldn't seem to run
-fast enough, I was so impatient to deliver it to her, and to hear her
-read it aloud. Yet the contents of Uncle Florimond's epistles were
-seldom very exciting; and I dare say, if I should copy one of them here,
-you would pronounce it quite dull and prosy. He always began, "_Ma sour
-bien-aimee_"--My well-beloved sister. Then generally he went on to give
-an account of his goings and his comings since his last--naming the
-people whom he had met, the houses at which he had dined, the plays he
-had witnessed, the books he had read--and to inquire tenderly touching
-his sister's health, and to bid her kiss his little nephew Gregory for
-him. He invariably wound up, "_Dieu te garde, ma sour cherie_"--God keep
-thee, my dearest sister.--"Thy affectionate brother, de la Bourbonnaye."
-That was his signature--de la Bourbonnaye, written uphill, with a big
-flourish underneath it--never Florimond. My grandmother explained to
-me that in this particular--signing his family name without his given
-one--he but followed a custom prevalent among French noblemen. Well, as
-I was saying, his letters for the most part were quite unexciting; yet,
-nevertheless, I listened to them with rapt attention, reluctant to lose
-a single word. This was for the good and sufficient reason that they
-came from him--from my Uncle Florimond--from my hero, the Marquis de la
-Bourbonnaye. And after my grandmother had finished reading one of them,
-I would ask, "May I look at it, please?" To hold it between my fingers,
-and gaze upon it, exerted a vague, delightful fascination over me.
-To think that his own hand had touched this paper, had shaped these
-characters, less than a fortnight ago! My Uncle Florimond's very hand!
-It was wonderful!
-
-I was born on the first of March, 1860; so that on the first of March,
-1870, I became ten years of age. On the morning of that day, after
-breakfast, my grandmother called me to her room.
-
-"Thou shalt have a holiday to-day," she said; "no study, no lessons. But
-first, stay."
-
-She unlocked the lowest drawer of the big old-fashioned bureau-desk at
-which she used to write, and took from it something long and slender,
-wrapped up in chamois-skin. Then she undid and peeled off the
-chamois-skin wrapper, and showed me--what do you suppose? A beautiful
-golden-hilted sword, incased in a golden scabbard!
-
-"Isn't it pretty?" she asked.
-
-"Oh! lovely, superb," I answered, all admiration and curiosity.
-
-"Guess a little, _mon petit_, whom it belonged to?" she went on.
-
-"To--oh! to my Uncle Florimond--I am sure," I exclaimed.
-
-"Right. To thy Uncle Florimond. It was presented to him by the king, by
-King Louis XVIII."
-
-"By the king--by the king!" I repeated wonderingly. "Just think!"
-
-"Precisely. By the king himself, as a reward of valor and a token of his
-regard. And when I was married my brother gave it to me as a keepsake.
-And now--and now, my Gregory, I am going to give it to thee as a
-birthday present."
-
-"To me! Oh!" I cried. That was the most I could say. I was quite
-overcome by my surprise and my delight.
-
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-
-"Yes, I give it to thee; and we will hang it up in thy bed-chamber, on
-the wall opposite thy bed; and every night and every morning thou shalt
-look at it, and think of thy Uncle Florimond, and remember to be like
-him. So thy first and thy last thought every day shall be of him."
-
-I leave it to you to fancy how happy this present made me, how happy and
-how proud. For many years that sword was the most highly prized of all
-my goods and chattels. At this very moment it hangs on the wall in my
-study, facing the table at which I write these lines.
-
-A day or two later, when I made my usual afternoon trip to the
-post-office, I found there a large, square brown-paper package, about
-the size of a school geography, postmarked Paris, and addressed, in my
-Uncle Florimond's handwriting, not to my grandmother, but to me! to my
-very self. "Monsieur Grgoire Brace, chez Madame Brace, Norwich Town,
-Connecticut, Etats-unis d'Amrique." At first I could hardly believe
-my eyesight. Why should my Uncle Florimond address anything to me? What
-could it mean? And what could the contents of the mysterious parcel be?
-It never occurred to me to open it, and thus settle the question for
-myself; but, burning with curiosity, I hastened home, and putting
-it into my grandmother's hands, informed her how it had puzzled and
-astonished me. She opened it at once, I peering eagerly over her
-shoulder; and then both of us uttered an exclamation of delight. It was
-a large illustrated copy of my favorite story, "Paul et Virginie," bound
-in scarlet leather, stamped and lettered in gold; and on the fly-leaf,
-in French, was written, "To my dear little nephew Gregory, on his tenth
-birthday with much love from his Uncle de la Bourbonnaye." I can't tell
-you how this book pleased me. That my Uncle Florimond should care enough
-for me to send me such a lovely birthday gift! For weeks afterward
-I wanted no better entertainment than to read it, and to look at its
-pictures, and remember who had sent it to me. Of course, I sat right
-down and wrote the very nicest letter I possibly could, to thank him for
-it.
-
-Now, as you know, in that same year, 1870, the French Emperor, Louis
-Napoleon, began his disastrous war with the King of Prussia; and it
-may seem very strange to you when I say that that war, fought more than
-three thousand miles away, had a direct and important influence upon my
-life, and indeed brought it to its first great turning-point. But such
-is the truth. For, as you will remember, after a few successes at the
-outset, the French army met with defeat in every quarter; and as the
-news of these calamities reached us in Norwich, through the New York
-papers, my grandmother grew visibly feebler and older from day to day.
-The color left her cheeks; the light left her eyes; her voice lost its
-ring; she ate scarcely more than a bird's portion at dinner; she became
-nervous, and restless, and very sad: so intense was her love for her
-native country, so painfully was she affected by its misfortunes.
-
-The first letter we received from Uncle Florimond, after the war broke
-out, was a very hopeful one. He predicted that a month or two at the
-utmost would suffice for the complete victory of the French, and the
-utter overthrow and humiliation of the Barbarians, as he called the
-Germans. "I myself," he continued, "am, alas, too old to go to the
-front; but happily I am not needed, our actual forces being more than
-sufficient. I remain in Paris at the head of a regiment of municipal
-guards." His second letter was still hopeful in tone, though he had to
-confess that for the moment the Prussians seemed to be enjoying
-pretty good luck. "_Mais cela passera_"--But that will pass,--he added
-confidently. His next letter and his next, however, struck a far less
-cheery note; and then, after the siege of Paris began, his letters
-ceased coming altogether, for then, of course, Paris was shut off from
-any communication with the outside world.
-
-With the commencement of the siege of Paris a cloud settled over our
-home in Norwich, a darkness and a chill that deepened steadily until,
-toward the end of January, 1871, the city surrendered and was occupied
-by the enemy. Dread and anxiety dogged our footsteps all day long every
-day. "Even at this moment, Gregory, while we sit here in peace and
-safety, thy Uncle Florimond may be dead or dying," my grandmother would
-say; then, bowing her head, "_O mon Dieu, sois misricordieux_"--O
-my God, be merciful. Now and then she would start in her chair, and
-shudder; and upon my demanding the cause, she would reply, "I was
-thinking what if at that instant he had been shot by a Prussian bullet."
-For hours she would sit perfectly motionless, with her hands folded,
-and her eyes fixed vacantly upon the wall; until all at once, she would
-cover her face, and begin to cry as if her heart would break. And then,
-when the bell rang to summon us to meals, "Ah, what a horror!" she would
-exclaim. "Here are we with an abundance of food and drink, while he whom
-we love may be perishing of hunger!" But she had to keep her suffering
-to herself when Uncle Peter was around; otherwise, he would catch her up
-sharply, saying, "Tush! don't be absurd."
-
-And so it went on from worse to worse, my grandmother pining away under
-my very eyes, until the siege ended in 1871, and the war was decided
-in favor of the Germans. Then, on the fourteenth of February, St.
-Valentine's Day, our fears lest Uncle Florimond had been killed were
-relieved. A letter came from him dated February 1st. It was very short.
-It ran: "Here is a single line, my beloved sister, to tell thee that
-I am alive and well. To-morrow I shall write thee a real letter"--_une
-vraie lettre_.
-
-My grandmother never received his "real letter." The long strain and
-suspense had been too much for her. That day she broke down completely,
-crying at one moment, laughing the next, and all the time talking to
-herself in a way that frightened me terribly. That night she went to
-bed in a high fever, and out of her mind. She did not know me, her own
-grandson, but kept calling me Florimond. I ran for the doctor; but when
-he saw her, he shook his head.
-
-On the morning of February 16th my dear, dear grandmother died.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II--I MAKE A FRIEND.
-
-
-I shall not dwell upon my grief. It would be painful, and it would
-serve no purpose. The spring of 1871 was a very dark and dismal spring
-to me. It was as though a part--the best part--of myself had been taken
-from me. To go on living in the same old house, where everything spoke
-to me of her, where every nook and corner had its association with her,
-where every chair and table recalled her to me, yet not to hear her
-voice, nor see her face, nor feel her presence any more, and to realize
-that she had gone from me forever--I need not tell you how hard it was,
-nor how my heart ached, nor how utterly lonesome and desolate I felt. I
-need not tell you how big and bleak and empty the old house seemed.
-
-Sometimes, though, I could not believe that it was really true, that she
-had really died. It was too dreadful. I could not help thinking that it
-must be some mistake, some hideous delusion. I would start from my sleep
-in the middle of the night, and feel sure that it must have been a bad
-dream, that she must have come back, that she was even now in bed in her
-room. Then, full of hope, I would get up and go to see. All my pain
-was suddenly and cruelly renewed when I found her bed cold and empty.
-I would throw myself upon it, and bury my face in the coverlet, and
-abandon myself to a passionate outburst of tears and sobs, calling aloud
-for her: "_Grand'-mre, grand'mere, O ma grand'mre chrie!_" I almost
-expected that she would hear me, and be moved to pity for me, and come
-back.
-
-One night, when I was lying thus upon her bed, in the dark, and
-calling for her, I felt all at once the clutch of a strong hand upon my
-shoulder. It terrified me unspeakably. My heart gave a great jump, and
-stopped its beating. My limbs trembled, and a cold sweat broke out all
-over my body. I could not see six inches before my face. Who, or rather
-what, could my invisible captor be? Some grim and fearful monster of the
-darkness? A giant--a vampire--an ogre--or, at the very least, a burglar!
-All this flashed through my mind in a fraction of a second. Then I heard
-the voice of my Uncle Peter: "What do you mean, you young beggar, by
-raising such a hullaballoo at this hour of the night, and waking people
-up? Get off to your bed now, and in the morning I'll talk to you." And
-though I suspected that "I'll talk to you" signified "I'll give you a
-good sound thrashing," I could have hugged my Uncle Peter, so great was
-my relief to find that it was he, and no one worse.
-
-Surely enough, next morning after breakfast, he led me to his room,
-and there he administered to me one of the most thorough and energetic
-thrashings I ever received from him. But now I had nobody to pet me
-and make much of me after it; and all that day I felt the awful
-friendlessness of my position more keenly than I had ever felt it
-before.
-
-"I have but one friend in the whole world," I thought, "and he is so
-far, so far away. If I could only somehow get across the ocean, to
-France, to Paris, to his house, and live with him! He would be so good
-to me, and I should be so happy!" And I looked up at his sword hanging
-upon my wall, and longed for the hour when I should touch the hand that
-had once wielded it.
-
-I must not forget to tell you here of a little correspondence that I
-had with this distant friend of mine. A day or two after the funeral I
-approached my Uncle Peter, and, summoning all my courage, inquired,
-"Are you going to write to Uncle Florimond, and let him know?"
-
-"What?" he asked, as if he had not heard, though I had spoken quite
-distinctly. That was one of his disagreeable, disconcerting ways--to
-make you repeat whatever you had to say. It always put me out of
-countenance, and made me feel foolish and embarrassed.
-
-"I wanted to know whether you were going to write and tell Uncle
-Florimond," I explained with a quavering voice.
-
-By way of retort, he half-shut his eyes, and gave me a queer, quizzical
-glance, which seemed to be partly a sneer, and partly a threat. He kept
-it up for a minute or two, and then he turned his back upon me, and went
-off whistling. This I took to be as good as "No" to my question. "Yet,"
-I reflected, "somebody ought to write and tell him. It is only fair to
-let him know." And I determined that I would do so myself; and I did.
-I wrote him a letter; and then I rewrote it; and then I copied it; and
-then I copied it again; and at last I dropped my final copy into the
-post-box.
-
-About five weeks later I got an answer from him. In a few simple
-sentences he expressed his great sorrow; and then he went on: "And, now,
-my dear little nephew, by this mutual loss thou and I are brought closer
-together; and by a more tender mutual affection we must try to comfort
-and console each other. For my part, I open to thee that place in my
-heart left vacant by the death of my sainted sister; and I dare to hope
-that thou wilt transfer to me something of thy love for her. I attend
-with impatience the day of our meeting, which, I tell myself, if the
-Lord spares our lives, must arrive as soon as thou art big enough to
-leave thy home and come to me in France. Meanwhile, may the good God
-keep and bless thee, shall be the constant prayer of thy Uncle de la
-Bourbonnaye."
-
-This letter touched me very deeply.
-
-After reading it I came nearer to feeling really happy than I had come
-at any time before since she died.
-
-I must hasten over the next year. Of course, as the weeks and months
-slipped away, I gradually got more or less used to the new state of
-things, and the first sharp edge of my grief was dulled. The hardest
-hours of my day were those spent at table with Uncle Peter--alone with
-him, in a silence broken only by the clinking of our knives and forks.
-These were very hard, trying hours indeed. The rest of my time I passed
-out of doors, in the company of Sam Budd, our gardener's son, and the
-other village boys. What between swimming, fishing, and running the
-streets with them, I contrived to amuse myself after a fashion. Yet, for
-all that, the year I speak of was a forlorn, miserable year for me; I
-was far from being either happy or contented. My first violent anguish
-had simply given place to a vague, continuous sense of dissatisfaction
-and unrest, like a hunger, a craving, for something I could not name.
-That something was really--love: though I was not wise enough to know
-as much at the time. A child's heart--and, for that matter, a grown-up
-man's--craves affection as naturally as his stomach craves food; I did
-not have it; and that was why my heart ached and was sick. I wondered
-and wondered whether my present mode of life was going to last forever;
-I longed and longed for change. Somehow to escape, and get across the
-ocean to my Uncle Florimond, was my constant wish; but I saw no means of
-realizing it. Once in a while I would think, "Suppose I write to him
-and tell him how wretched I am, and ask him to send for me?" But then a
-feeling of shame and delicacy restrained me.
-
-Another thing that you will easily see about this year, is that it
-must have been a very unprofitable one for me from the point of view
-of morals. My education was suspended; no more study, no more 'lessons.
-Uncle Peter never spoke of sending me to school; and I was too young and
-ignorant to desire to go of my own accord. Then, too, I was without any
-sort of refining or softening influence at home; Julia, our cook, being
-my single friend there, and my uncle's treatment of me serving only to
-sour and harden me. If, therefore, at the end of the year in question I
-was by no manner of means so nice a boy as I had been at the beginning
-of it, surely there was little cause for astonishment. Indeed, I imagine
-the only thing that kept me from growing altogether rough and wild and
-boisterous, was my thought of Uncle Florimond, and my ambition to be the
-kind of lad that I believed he would like to have me.
-
-And now I come to an adventure which, as it proved, marked the point of
-a new departure in my affairs.
-
-It was early in April, 1872. There had been a general thaw, followed by
-several days of heavy rain; and the result was, of course, a freshet.
-Our little river, the Yantic, had swollen to three--in some places even
-to four--times its ordinary width; and its usually placid current had
-acquired a tremendous strength and speed. This transformation was the
-subject of endless interest to us boys; and every day we used to go and
-stand upon the bank, and watch the broad and turbulent rush of water
-with mingled wonder, terror and delight. It was like seeing an old
-friend, whom we had hitherto regarded as a quite harmless and rather
-namby-pamby sort of chap, and been fearlessly familiar with, suddenly
-display the power and prowess of a giant, and brandish his fists at us,
-crying, "Come near me at your peril!" Our emotions sought utterance
-in such ejaculations as "My!" "Whew!" and "Jimminy!" and Sam Budd was
-always tempting me with, "Say, Gregory, stump ye to go in," which was
-very aggravating. I hated to have him dare me.
-
-Well, one afternoon--I think it was on the third day of the
-freshet--when Sam and I made our customary pilgrimage down through
-Captain Josh Abingdon's garden to the water's edge, fancy our surprise
-to behold a man standing there and fishing. Fishing in that torrent! It
-was too absurd for anything; and instantly all our wonder transferred
-itself from the stream to the fisherman, at whom we stared with eyes
-and mouths wide open, in an exceedingly curious and ill-bred manner. He
-didn't notice us at first; and when he did, he didn't seem to mind
-our rudeness the least bit. He just looked up for a minute, and calmly
-inspected us; and then he gave each of us a solemn, deliberate wink, and
-returned his attention to his pole, which, by the way, was an elaborate
-and costly one, jointed and trimmed with metal. He was a funny-looking
-man; short and stout, with a broad, flat, good-natured face, a thick
-nose, a large mouth, and hair as black and curling as a negro's.
-
-He wore a fine suit of clothes of the style that we boys should have
-called cityfied; and across his waistcoat stretched a massive golden
-watch-chain, from which dangled a large golden locket set with precious
-stones.
-
-Presently this strange individual drew in his line to examine his bait;
-and then, having satisfied himself as to its condition, he attempted to
-make a throw. But he threw too hard. His pole slipped from his grasp,
-flew through the air, fell far out into the water, and next moment
-started off down stream at the rate of a train of steam-cars. This was a
-sad mishap. The stranger's face expressed extreme dismay, and Sam and I
-felt sorry for him from the bottom of our hearts. It was really a
-great pity that such a handsome pole should be lost in such a needless
-fashion.
-
-But stay! All at once the pole's progress down stream ceased. It had
-got caught by an eddy, which was sweeping it rapidly inward and upward
-toward the very spot upon the shore where we stood. Would it reach land
-safely, and be recovered? We waited, watching, in breathless suspense.
-Nearer it came--nearer--nearer! Our hopes were mounting very high
-indeed. A smile lighted the fisherman's broad face. The pole had
-now approached within twenty feet of the bank. Ten seconds more, and
-surely--But again, stay! Twenty feet from the shore the waters formed
-a whirlpool. In this whirlpool for an instant the pole remained
-motionless. Then, after a few jerky movements to right and left, instead
-of continuing its journey toward the shore, it began spinning round and
-round in the circling current. At any minute it might break loose and
-resume its course down stream; but for the present there it was, halting
-within a few yards of us--so near, and yet so far.
-
-Up to this point we had all kept silence. But now the fisherman broke
-it with a loud, gasping sigh. Next thing I heard was Sam Budd's voice,
-pitched in a mocking, defiant key, "Say, Gregory, stump ye to go in." I
-looked at Sam. He was already beginning to undress.
-
-No; under the circumstances--with that man as a witness--I could not
-refuse the challenge. My reputation, my character, was at stake. I knew
-that the water would be as cold as ice; I knew that the force of its
-current involved danger to a swimmer of a sort not to be laughed at. Yet
-my pride had been touched, my vanity had been aroused. I could not allow
-Sam Budd to "stump" me with impunity, and then outdo me. "You do, do
-you?" I retorted. "Well, come on." And stripping off my clothes in a
-twinkling, I plunged into the flood, Sam following close at my heels.
-
-As cold as ice! Why, ice was nowhere, compared to the Yantic River in
-that first week of April. They say extremes meet. Well, the water was so
-cold that it seemed actually to scald my skin, as if it had been boiling
-hot. But never mind. The first shock over, I gritted my teeth to keep
-them from chattering, and struck boldly out for the whirlpool, where the
-precious rod was still spinning round and round. Of course, in order to
-save myself from being swept down below it, I had to aim diagonally at a
-point far above it.
-
-The details of my struggle I need not give. Indeed, I don't believe I
-could give them, even if it were desirable that I should. My memory of
-the time I spent in the water is exceedingly confused and dim. Intense
-cold; desperately hard work with arms and legs; frantic efforts to get
-my breath; a fierce determination to be the first to reach that pole
-no matter at what hazard; a sense of immense relief and triumph when,
-suddenly, I realized that success had crowned my labors--when I felt
-the pole actually in my hands; then a fight to regain the shore; and
-finally, again, success!
-
-Yes, there I stood upon the dry land, safe and sound, though panting
-and shivering from exhaustion and cold. I was also rather dazed and
-bewildered; yet I still had enough of my wits about me to go up to the
-fisherman, and say politely, "Here, sir, is your pole." He cried in
-response--and I noticed that he pronounced the English language in a
-very peculiar way--"My kracious! You was a brave boy, Bubby. Hurry up;
-dress; you catch your death of cold standing still there, mitout no
-clodes on you, like dot. My koodness! a boy like you was worth a tousand
-dollars."
-
-[Illustration: 0061]
-
-Suddenly it occurred to me to wonder what had become of Sam. I had not
-once thought of him since my plunge into the water. I suppose the reason
-for this forgetfulness was that my entire mind, as well as my entire
-body, had been bent upon the work I had in hand. But now, as I say,
-it suddenly occurred to me to wonder what had become of him; and a
-sickening fear lest he might have got drowned made my heart quail.
-
-"O, sir!" I demanded, "Sam--the other boy--where is he? Has anything
-happened to him? Did he--he didn't--he didn't get drowned?"
-
-"Drownded?" repeated the fisherman. "Well, you can bet he didn't. He's
-all right. There he is--under dot tree over there."
-
-He pointed toward an apple-tree, beneath which I descried Sam Budd,
-already nearly dressed. As Sam's eyes met mine, a very sheepish look
-crept over his face, and he called out, "Oh! I gave up long ago."
-Well, you may just guess how proud and victorious I felt to hear this
-admission from my rival's lips.
-
-The fisherman now turned his attention to straightening out his tackle,
-which had got into a sad mess during its bath, while I set to putting on
-my things. Pretty soon he drew near to where I stood, and, surveying me
-with a curious glance, "Well, Bubby, how you feel?" he asked.
-
-"Oh! I feel all right, thank you, sir; only a little cold," I answered.
-
-"Well, Bubby, you was a fine boy," he went on. "Well, how old was you?"
-
-"I'm twelve, going on thirteen."
-
-"My kracious! Is dot all? Why, you wasn't much older as a baby; and yet
-so tall and strong already. Well, Bubby, what's your name?"
-
-"Gregory Brace."
-
-"Krekory Prace, hey? Well, dot's a fine name. Well; you live here in
-Nawvich, I suppose--yes?"
-
-"Yes, sir."
-
-"Maybe your papa was in business here?"
-
-"No, sir; my father is dead."
-
-"Oh! is dot so? Well, dot's too bad. And so you was a half-orphan, yes?"
-
-"No, sir; my mother is dead, too."
-
-"You don't say so! Well, my kracious! Well, den you was a whole orphan,
-ain't you? Well, who you live with?"
-
-"I live with my uncle, sir--Judge Brace."
-
-"Oh! so your uncle was a judge. Well, dot's grand. Well, you go to
-school, I suppose, hey?"
-
-"No, sir; I don't go to school."
-
-"You don't go to school? Oh! then, maybe you was in business already,
-yes."
-
-"O, no, sir! I'm not in business."
-
-"You don't go to school, and you wasn't in business; well, what you do
-mit yourself all day long, hey?"
-
-"I play."
-
-"You play! Well, then you was a sort of a gentleman of leisure, ain't
-you? Well, dot must be pretty good fun--to play all day. Well, Bubby,
-you ever go to New York?"
-
-"No, sir; I've never been in New York. Do you live in New York, sir?"
-
-"Yes, Bubby, I live in New York when I'm at home. But I'm shenerally on
-the road, like I was to-day. I'm what you call a trummer; a salesman for
-Krauskopf, Sollinger & Co., voolens. Here's my card."
-
-He handed me a large pasteboard card, of which the following is a
-copy:--
-
-[Illustration: 0068]
-
-"Yes," he went on, "dot's my name, and dot's my address. And when you
-come to New York you call on me there, and I'll treat you like a buyer.
-I'll show you around our establishment, and I'll give you a dinner by a
-restaurant, and I'll take you to the theayter, and then, if you want it,
-I'll get you a chop."
-
-"A chop?" I queried. "What is a chop?"
-
-"What is a chop! Why, if you want to go into business, you got to get a
-chop, ain't you? A chop was an embloyment; and then there was chop-lots
-also." At this I understood that he meant a job. "Yes, Bubby, a fine boy
-like you hadn't oughter be doing nodings all day long. You'd oughter go
-into business, and get rich. You're smart enough, and you got enerchy. I
-was in business already when I was ten years old, and I ain't no smarter
-as you, and I ain't got no more enerchy. Yes, Bubby, you take my advice:
-come down to New York, and I get you a chop, and you make your fortune,
-no mistake about it. And now, Bubby, I want to give you a little present
-to remember me by."
-
-He drew a great fat roll of money from his waistcoat pocket, and offered
-me a two-dollar bill.
-
-"O, no! I thank you, sir," I hastened to say. "I don't want any money."
-
-"O, well! this ain't no money to speak of, Bubby; only a two-tollar
-pill. You just take it, and buy yourself a little keepsake. It von't
-hurt you."
-
-"You're very kind, sir; but I really can't take it, thank you." And it
-flashed through my mind: "What would Uncle Florimond think of me, if I
-should accept his money?"
-
-"Well, dot's too bad. I really like to make you a little present, Bubby.
-But if you was too proud, what you say if I give it to the other boy,
-hey?"
-
-"Oh! to Sam--yes, I think that would be a very good idea," I replied.
-
-So he called Sam--_Sem_ was the way he pronounced it--and gave him
-the two-dol-lar bill, which Sam received without the faintest show of
-compunction.
-
-"Well, I got to go now," the fisherman said, holding out his hand.
-"Well, good-by, Bubby; and don't forget, when you come to New York, to
-give me a call. Well, so-long."
-
-Sam and I watched him till he got out of sight. Then we too started for
-home.
-
-At the time, my talk with Mr. Solomon D. Marx did not make any especial
-impression on me; but a few days later it came back to me, the subject
-of serious meditation. The circumstances were as follows:--
-
-We had just got through our supper, and Uncle Peter had gone to his
-room, when all at once I heard his door open, and his voice, loud and
-sharp, call, "Gregory!"
-
-"Yes, sir," I answered, my heart in a flutter; and to myself I thought,
-"O, dear, what can be the matter now?"
-
-"Come here, quick!" he ordered.
-
-I entered his room, and saw him standing near his table, with a
-cigar-box in his hand.
-
-"You young rascal," he began; "so you have been stealing my cigars!"
-
-This charge of theft was so unexpected, so insulting, so untrue, that,
-if he had struck me a blow between the eyes, it could not have taken me
-more aback. The blood rushed to my face; my whole frame grew rigid, as
-if I had been petrified. I tried to speak; but my presence of mind had
-deserted me; I could not think of a single word.
-
-"Well?" he questioned. "Well? ''
-
-"I--I--I"--I stammered. Scared out of my wits, I could get no further.
-
-"Well, have you nothing to say for yourself?"
-
-"I--I did--I didn't--do it," I gasped. "I don't know what you mean."
-
-"What!" he thundered. "You dare to lie to me about it! You dare to steal
-from me, and then lie to my face! You insufferable beggar! I'll teach
-you a lesson." And, putting out his hand, he took his rattan cane from
-the peg it hung by on the wall.
-
-"Oh! really and truly, Uncle Peter," I protested, "I never stole a thing
-in all my life. I never saw your cigars. I didn't even know you had any.
-Oh! you--you're not going to whip me, when I didn't do it?"
-
-"Why, what a barefaced little liar it is! Egad! you do it beautifully. I
-wouldn't have given you credit for so much cleverness." He said this in
-a sarcastic voice, and with a mocking smile. Then he frowned, and his
-voice changed. "Come here," he snarled, his fingers tightening upon the
-handle of his cane.
-
-A great wave of anger swept over me, and brought me a momentary flush of
-courage. "No, sir; I won't," I answered, my whole body in a tremor.
-
-Uncle Peter started. I had never before dared to defy him. He did not
-know what to make of my doing so now. He turned pale. He bit his lip.
-His eyes burned with a peculiarly ugly light. So he stood, glaring at
-me, for a moment. Then, "You--won't," he repeated, very low, and pausing
-between the words. "Why, what kind of talk is this I hear? Well, well,
-my fine fellow, you amuse me."
-
-I was standing between him and the door. I turned now, with the idea of
-escaping from the room. But he was too quick for me. I had only just got
-my hand upon the latch, when he sprang forward, seized me by the collar
-of my jacket, and, with one strong pull, landed me again in the middle
-of the floor.
-
-"There!" he cried. "Now we'll have it out. I owe you four: one for
-stealing my cigars; one for lying to me about it; one for telling me you
-wouldn't; and one for trying to sneak out of the room. Take this, and
-this, and this."
-
-With that he set his rattan cane in motion; nor did he bring it to a
-stand-still until I felt as though I had not one well spot left upon my
-skin.
-
-"Now, then, be off with you," he growled; and I found myself in the hall
-outside his door.
-
-I dragged my aching body to my room, and sat down at my window in the
-dark. Never before had I experienced such a furious sense of outrage.
-Many and many a time I had been whipped, as I thought, unjustly; but
-this time he had added insult to injury; he had accused me of stealing
-and of lying; and, deaf to my assertion of my innocence, he had punished
-me accordingly. I seriously believe that I did not mind the whipping
-in itself half so much as I minded the shameful accusations that he had
-brought against me. "How long, how long," I groaned, "has this got to
-last? Shall I never be able to get away--to get to France, to my Uncle
-Florimond? If I only had some money--if I had a hundred dollars--then
-all my troubles would be over and done with. Surely, a hundred dollars
-would be enough to take me to the very door of his house in Paris." But
-how--how to obtain such an enormous sum? And it was at this point that
-my conversation with Mr. Solomon D. Marx came back to me:--
-
-"Why, go to New York! Go into business! You'll soon earn a hundred
-dollars. Mr. Marx said he would get you a job. Start for New York
-to-morrow."
-
-This notion took immediate and entire possession of my fancy, and I
-remained awake all night, building glittering air-castles upon it as
-a foundation. The only doubt that vexed me was, "What will Uncle Peter
-say? Will he let me go?" The idea of going secretly, or without his
-consent, never once entered my head. "Well, to-morrow morning," I
-resolved, "I will speak with him, and ask his permission. And if he
-gives it to me--hurrah! And if he doesn't--O, dear me, dear me!"
-
-To cut a long story short, when, next morning, I did speak with him, and
-ask his permission, he, to my infinite joy, responded, "Why, go, and be
-hanged to you. Good riddance to bad rubbish!"
-
-In my tin savings bank, I found, I had nine dollars and sixty-three
-cents. With this in my pocket; with the sword of my Uncle Florimond as
-the principal part of my luggage; and with a heart full of strange and
-new emotions, of fear and hope, and gladness and regret, I embarked that
-evening upon the Sound steamboat, City of Lawrence, for the metropolis
-where I have ever since had my home; bade good-by to my old life, and
-set sail alone upon the great, awful, unknown sea of the future.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.--NEW YORK.
-
-
-I did not feel rich enough to take a stateroom on the City of Lawrence;
-that would have cost a dollar extra; so I picked out a sofa in the
-big gilt and white saloon, and sitting down upon it, proceeded to make
-myself as comfortable as the circumstances would permit. A small boy,
-armed with a large sword, and standing guard over a hand-satchel and
-a square package done up in a newspaper--which last contained my Uncle
-Florimond's copy of _Paul et Virginie_--I dare say I presented a curious
-spectacle to the passers-by. Indeed, almost everybody turned to look at
-me; and one man, with an original wit, inquired, "Hello, sword, where
-you going with that boy?" But my mind was too busy with other and
-weightier matters to be disturbed about mere appearances. One thought in
-particular occupied it: I must not on any account allow myself to fall
-asleep--for then I might be robbed. No; I must take great pains to keep
-wide awake all night long.
-
-For the first hour or two it was easy enough to make this resolution
-good. The undiscovered country awaiting my exploration, the novelty and
-the excitement of my position, the people walking back and forth, and
-laughing and chattering, the noises coming from the dock outside, and
-from every corner of the steamboat inside, the bright lights of the
-cabin lamps--all combined to put my senses on the alert, and to banish
-sleep. But after we had got under way, and the other passengers had
-retired to their berths or staterooms, and most of the lamps had been
-extinguished, and the only sound to be heard was the muffled throbbing
-of the engines, then tired nature asserted herself, the sandman came, my
-eyelids grew very heavy, I began to nod. Er-rub-dub-dub, er-rub-dub-dub,
-went the engines; er-rub-dubdub, er-rub-er-rub-er-er-er-r-r...,
-
-Mercy! With a sudden start I came to myself. It was broad day. I had
-been sleeping soundly for I knew not how many hours.
-
-My first thought, of course, was for my valuables. Had my fears been
-realized? Had I been robbed? I hastened to make an investigation. No!
-My money, my sword, my satchel, my _Paul et Virginie_, remained in their
-proper places, unmolested. Having relieved my anxiety on this head, I
-got up, stretched myself, and went out on deck.
-
-If I live to be a hundred, I don't believe I shall ever forget my first
-breath of the outdoor air on that red-letter April morning--it was so
-sweet, so pure, so fresh and keen and stimulating. It sent a glow of new
-vitality tingling through my body. I just stood still and drew in deep
-inhalations of it with delight. It was like drinking a rich, delicious
-wine. My heart warmed and mellowed. Hope and gladness entered into it.
-
-It must have been very early. The sun, a huge ball of gold, floated into
-rosy mists but a little higher than the horizon; and a heavy dew bathed
-the deck and the chairs and the rail. We were speeding along, almost,
-it seemed, within a stone's throw of the shore, where the turf was
-beginning to put on the first vivid green of spring, where the leafless
-trees were exquisitely penciled against the gleaming sky, and where,
-from the chimneys of the houses, the smoke of breakfast fires curled
-upward: Over all there lay a wondrous, restful stillness, which the
-pounding of our paddle-wheels upon the water served only to accentuate,
-and which awoke in one's breast a deep, solemn, and yet joyous sense of
-peace.
-
-I staid out on deck from that moment until, some two hours later, we
-brought up alongside our pier; and with what strange and strong emotions
-I watched the vast town grow from a mere distant reddish blur to the
-grim, frowning mass of brick and stone it really is, I shall not attempt
-to tell. To a country-bred lad like myself it was bound to be a stirring
-and memorable experience. Looking back at it now, I can truly say that
-it was one of the most stirring and memorable experiences of my life.
-
-It was precisely eight o'clock, as a gentleman of whom I inquired
-the hour was kind enough to inform me, when I stepped off the City of
-Lawrence and into the city of New York. My heart was bounding, but my
-poor brain was bewildered. The hurly-burly of people, the fierce-looking
-men at the entrance of the dock, who shook their fists at me, and
-shouted, "Cadge, cadge, want a cadge?" leaving me to wonder what a
-cadge was, the roar and motion of the wagons in the street, everything,
-everything interested, excited, yet also confused, baffled, and to
-some degree frightened me. I felt as though I had been set down in
-pandemonium; yet I was not sorry to be there; I rather liked it.
-
-I went up to a person whom I took to be a policeman, for he wore a
-uniform resembling that worn by our one single policeman in Norwich
-City; and, exhibiting the card that Mr. Marx had given me, I asked him
-how to reach the street and house indicated upon it.
-
-He eyed me with unconcealed amusement at my accoutrements, and answered,
-"Ye wahk down tin blocks; thin turrun to yer lift four blocks; thin down
-wan; thin to yer roight chew or thray doors; and there ye are."
-
-"Thank you, sir," said I, and started off, repeating his instructions to
-myself, so as not to forget them.
-
-I felt very hungry, and I hoped that Mr. Marx would offer me some
-breakfast; but it did not occur to me to stop at an eating-house, and
-breakfast on my own account, until, as I was trudging along, I presently
-caught sight of a sign-board standing on the walk in front of a
-shop, which advertised, in big conspicuous white letters upon a black
-ground:--
-
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-
-Merely to read the names of these good things made my mouth water. The
-prices seemed reasonable. I walked into the ladies' and gents' dining
-parlor--which was rather shabby and dingy, I thought, for a parlor--and
-asked for a beefsteak and some fried potatoes; a burly,
-villainous-looking colored man, in his shirt-sleeves, having demanded,
-"Wall, Boss, wottle you have?" His shirt-sleeves were not immaculately
-clean; neither was the dark red cloth that covered my table; neither, I
-feared, was the fork he gave me to eat with. To make sure, I picked this
-last-named object up, and examined it; whereupon the waiter, with a
-horrid loud laugh, cried, "Oh! yassah, it's sawlid, sawlid silvah, sah,"
-which made me feel wretchedly silly and uncomfortable. The beefsteak was
-pretty tough, and not especially toothsome in its flavor; the potatoes
-were lukewarm and greasy; the bread was soggy, the butter rancid; the
-waiter took up a position close at hand, and stared at me with his
-wicked little eyes as steadily as if he had never seen a boy before: so,
-despite my hunger, I ate with a poor appetite, and was glad enough when
-by and by I left the ladies' and gents' dining parlor behind me, and
-resumed my journey through the streets. As I was crossing the threshold,
-the waiter called after me, "Say, Johnny, where joo hook the sword?"
-
-Inquiring my way of each new policeman that I passed--for I distrusted
-my memory of the directions I had received from the first--I finally
-reached No. ----, Franklin Street and read the name of Krauskopf,
-Sollinger & Co., engraved in Old English letters upon a shining metal
-sign. I entered, and with a trembling heart inquired for Mr. Marx. Ten
-seconds later I stood before him.
-
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-
-"Mr. Marx," I ventured, in rather a timid voice.
-
-He was seated in a swivel-chair, reading a newspaper, and smoking a
-cigar. At the sound of his name, he glanced up, and looked at me for a
-moment with an absent-minded and indifferent face, showing no glimmer
-of recognition. But then, suddenly, his eyes lighted; he sprang from his
-chair, started back, and cried:--
-
-"My kracious! was dot you, Bubby? Was dot yourself? Was dot--well, my
-koodness!"
-
-"Yes, sir; Gregory Brace," I replied.
-
-"Krekory Prace! Yes, dot's a fact. No mistake about it. It's
-yourself, sure. But--but, koodness kracious, Bubby,
-what--how--why--when--where--where you come from? When you leave
-Nawvich? How you get here? What you--well, it's simply wonderful."
-
-"I came down on the boat last night," I said.
-
-"Oh! you came down on de boat last night. Well, I svear. Well, Bubby,
-who came mit you?"
-
-"Nobody, sir; I came alone."
-
-"You came alone! You don't say so. Well, did your mamma--excuse me; you
-ain't got no mamma; I forgot; it was your uncle--well, did your uncle
-know you was come?"
-
-"Oh! yes, sir; he knows it; he said I might."
-
-"He said you might, hey? Well, dot's fine. Well, Bubby, what you come
-for? To make a little visit, hey, and go around a little, and see the
-town? Well, Bubby, this was a big surprise; it was, and no mistake. But
-I'm glad to see you, all de same. Well, shake hands."
-
-"No, sir," I explained, after we had shaken hands, "I didn't come for a
-visit. I came to go into business. You said you would get me a job, and
-I have come for that."
-
-"Oh! you was come to go into pusiness, was you? And you want I should
-get you a chop? Well, if I ever! Well, you're a great feller, Bubby;
-you got so much ambition about you. Well, dot's all right. I get you
-the chop, don't you be afraid. We talk about dot in a minute. But now,
-excuse me, Bubby, but what you doing mit the sword? Was you going to
-kill somebody mit it, hey, Bubby?"
-
-"O, no, sir! it--it's a keepsake."
-
-"Oh! it was a keepsake, was it, Bubby? Well, dot's grand. Well, who was
-it a keepsake of? It's a handsome sword, Bubby, and it must be worth
-quite a good deal of money. If dot's chenu-wine gold, I shouldn't wonder
-if it was worth two or three hundred dollars.--Oh! by the way, Bubby,
-you had your breakfast yet already?"
-
-"Well, yes, sir; I've had a sort of breakfast."
-
-"A sort of a breakfast, hey? Well, what sort of a breakfast was it?"
-
-I gave him an account of my experience in the ladies' and gents' dining
-parlor. He laughed immoderately, though I couldn't see that it was so
-very funny. "Well, Bubby," he remarked, "dot was simply immense. Dot
-oughter go into a comic paper, mit a picture of dot big nigger staring
-at you. Well, I give ten dollars to been there, and heard him tell
-you dot fork was solid silver. Well, dot was a. pretty poor sort of a
-breakfast, anyhow. I guess you better come along out mit me now, and we
-get anudder sort of a breakfast, hey? You just wait here a minute while
-I go put on my hat. And say, Bubby, I guess you better give me dot
-sword, to leaf here while we're gone. I don't believe you'll need it.
-Give me dem udder things, too," pointing to my satchel and my book.
-
-He went away, but soon came back, with his hat on; and, taking my hand,
-he led me out into the street. After a walk of a few blocks, we turned
-into a luxurious little restaurant, as unlike the dining parlor as a
-fine lady is unlike a beggar woman, and sat down at a neat round table
-covered with a snowy cloth.
-
-"Now, Bubby," inquired Mr. Marx, "you got any preferences? Or will you
-give me card blanch to order what I think best?"
-
-"Oh! order what you think best."
-
-He beckoned a waiter, and spoke to him at some length in a foreign
-language, which, I guessed, was German. The waiter went off; and then,
-addressing me, Mr. Marx said, "Well, now, Bubby, now we're settled down,
-quiet and comfortable, now you go ahead and tell me all about it."
-
-"All about what, sir?" queried I.
-
-"Why, all about yourself, and what you leaf your home for, and what
-you expect to do here in New York, and every dings--the whole pusiness.
-Well, fire away."
-
-"Well, sir, I--it--it's this way," I began. And then, as well as I
-could, I told Mr. Marx substantially everything that I have as yet told
-you in this story--about my grandmother, my Uncle Florimond, my
-Uncle Peter, and all the rest. Meanwhile the waiter had brought the
-breakfast--such an abundant, delicious breakfast! such juicy mutton
-chops, such succulent stewed potatoes, such bread, such butter, such
-coffee!--and I was violating the primary canons of good breeding by
-talking with my mouth full. Mr. Marx heard me through with every sign
-of interest and sympathy, only interrupting once, to ask, "Well, what I
-ordered--I hope it gives you entire satisfaction, hey?" and when I had
-done:--
-
-"Well, if I ever!" he exclaimed. "Well, dot beats de record! Well, dot
-Uncle Peter was simply outracheous! Well, Bubby, you done just right,
-you done just exactly right, to come to me. The only thing dot surprises
-me is how you stood it so long already. Well, dot Uncle Peter of yours,
-Bubby--well, dot's simply unnecheral."
-
-He paused for a little, and appeared to be thinking. By and by he went
-on, "But your grandma, Bubby, your grandma was elegant. Yes, Bubby, your
-grandma was an angel, and no mistake about it. She reminds me, Bubby,
-she reminds me of my own mamma. Ach, Krekory, my mamma was so loafly.
-You couldn't hardly believe it. She was simply magnificent. Your grandma
-and her, they might have been ter_vins_. Yes, Krekory, they might have
-been ter_vin_ sisters."
-
-Much to my surprise, Mr. Marx's eyes filled with tears, and there was a
-frog in his voice. "I can't help it, Bubby," he said. "When you told me
-about dot grandma of yours, dot made me feel like crying. You see," he
-added in an apologetic key, "I got so much sentiment about me."
-
-He was silent again for a little, and then again by and by he went on,
-"But I tell you what, Krekory, it's awful lucky dot you came down to
-New York just exactly when you did. Uddervise--if you'd come tomorrow
-instead of to-day, for example--you wouldn't have found me no more.
-Tomorrow morning I start off on the road for a six weeks' trip. What you
-done, hey, if you come down to New York and don't find me, hey, Bubby?
-Dot would been fearful, hey? Well, now, Krekory, now about dot chop.
-Well, as I got to leaf town to-morrow morning, I ain't got the time to
-find you a first-class chop before I go. But I tell you what I do. I
-take you up and introduce you to my fader-in-law; and you stay mit him
-till I get back from my trip, and then I find you the best chop in the
-market, don't you be afraid. My fader-in-law was a cheweler of the name
-of Mr. Finkelstein, Mr. Gottlieb Finkelstein. He's one of the nicest
-gentlemen you want to know, Bubby, and he'll treat you splendid. As soon
-as you get through mit dot breakfast, I take you up and introduce you to
-him."
-
-We went back to Mr. Marx's place of business, and got my traps; and then
-we took a horse-car up-town to Mr. Finkelstein's, which was in Third
-Avenue near Forty-Seventh Street. Mr. Marx talked to me about his
-father-in-law all the time.
-
-"He's got more wit about him than any man of my acquaintance," he said,
-"and he's so fond of music. He's a vidower, you know, Bubby; and I
-married his only daughter, of the name of Hedwig. Me and my wife, we
-board; but Mr. Finkelstein, he lives up-stairs over his store, mit an
-old woman of the name of Henrietta, for houze-keeper. Well, you'll like
-him first-rate, Bubby, you see if you don't; and he'll like you, you
-got so much enerchy about you. My kracious! If you talk about eating, he
-sets one of the grandest tables in the United States. And he's so fond
-of music, Krek-ory--it's simply wonderful. But I tell you one thing,
-Bubby; don't you never let him play a game of pinochle mit you, or else
-you get beat all holler. He's the most magnificent pinochle player in
-New York City; he's simply A-number-one.. . . Hello! here we are."
-
-We left the horse-car, and found ourselves in front of a small jeweler's
-shop, which we entered. The shop was empty, but, a bell over the door
-having tinkled in announcement of our arrival, there entered next moment
-from the room behind it an old gentleman, who, as soon as he saw Mr.
-Marx, cried, "Hello, Solly! Is dot you? Vail, I declare! Vail, how goes
-it?"
-
-The very instant I first set eyes on him, I thought this was one of the
-pleasantest-looking old gentlemen I had ever seen in my life; and I am
-sure you would have shared my opinion if you had seen him, too. He was
-quite short--not taller than five feet two or three at the utmost--and
-as slender as a young girl; but he had a head and face that were really
-beautiful. His forehead was high, and his hair, white as snow and soft
-as silk, was combed straight back from it. A long white silky beard
-swept downward over his breast, half-way to his waist. His nose was a
-perfect aquiline, and it reminded me a little of my grandmother's,
-only it was longer and more pointed. But what made his face especially
-prepossessing were his eyes; the kindest, merriest eyes you can imagine;
-dark blue in color; shining with a mild, sweet light that won your heart
-at once, yet having also a humorous twinkle in them. Yes, the moment I
-first saw Mr. Finkelstein I took a liking to him; a liking which was
-ere a great while to develop into one of the strongest affections of my
-life.
-
-"Vail, how goes it?" he had inquired of Mr. Marx; and Mr. Marx had
-answered, "First-class. How's yourself?"
-
-"Oh! vail, pretty fair, tank you. I cain't complain. I like to be
-better, but I might be vorse. Vail, how's Heddie?"
-
-"Oh! Hedwig, she's immense, as usual. Well, how's business?"
-
-"Oh! don't aisk me. Poor, dirt-poor. I ain't made no sale vort
-mentioning dese two or tree days already. Only vun customer here dis
-morning yet, and he didn't buy nodings. Aifter exaiming five tousand
-tol-lars vort of goots, he tried to chew me down on a two tollar and a
-haif plated gold vatch-chain. Den I aisked him vedder he took my
-establishment for a back-handed owction, and he got maid and vent avay.
-Vail, I cain't help it; I must haif my shoke, you know, Solly. Vail,
-come along into de parlor. Valk in, set down, make yourself to home."
-
-Without stopping his talk, he led us into the room behind the shop,
-which was very neatly and comfortably furnished, and offered us chairs.
-"Set down," said he, "and make yourself shust as much to home as if you
-belonged here. I hate to talk to a man stainding up. Vail, Solly, I'm
-real glaid to see you; but, tell me, Solly, was dis young shentleman mit
-you a sort of a body-guard, hey?"
-
-"A body-guard?" repeated Mr. Marx, "how you mean?"
-
-"Why, on account of de sword; I tought maybe you took him along for
-brodection."
-
-"Ach, my kracious, fader-in-law, you're simply killing, you got so much
-wit about you," cried Mr. Marx, laughing.
-
-"Vail, I must haif my shoke, dot's a faict," admitted Mr. Finkelstein.
-"Vail, Soily, you might as vail make us acqvainted, hey?"
-
-"Well, dot's what brought me up here this morning, fader-in-law. I
-wanted to introduce him to you. Well, this is Mr. Krekory Prace--Mr.
-Finkelstein."
-
-"Bleased to make your acqvaintance, Mr. Prace; shake hands," said Mr.
-Finkelstein. "And so your name was Kraikory, was it, Shonny? I used to
-know a Mr. Kraikory kept an undertaker's estaiblishment on Sixt Aivenue.
-Maybe he was a relation of yours, hey?"
-
-"No, sir; I don't think so. Gregory is only my first name," I answered.
-
-"Well, now, fader-in-law," struck in Mr. Marx, "you remember dot boy I
-told you about up in Nawvich, what jumped into the water, and saved me
-my fishing-pole already, de udder day?"
-
-"Yes, Solly, I remember. Vail?"
-
-"Well, fader-in-law, this was the boy."
-
-"What! Go 'vay!" exclaimed Mr. Finkelstein. "You don't mean it! Vail, if
-I aifer! Vail, Shonny, let me look at you." He looked at me with all his
-eyes, swaying his head slowly from side to side as he did so. "Vail, I
-wouldn't haif believed, it, aictually."
-
-"It's a fact, all de same; no mistake about it," attested Mr. Marx. "And
-now he's come down to New York, looking for a chop."
-
-"A shop, hey? Vail, what kind of a shop does he vant, Solly? I should
-tink a shop by de vater-vorks vould be about his ticket, hey?"
-
-"Oh! no shoking. Pusiness is pusiness, fader-in-law," Mr. Marx
-protested. "Well, seriously, I guess he ain't particular what kind of a
-chop, so long as it's steady and has prospects. He's got so much enerchy
-and ambition about him, I guesss he'll succeed in 'most any kind of a
-chop. But first I guess you better let him tell you de reasons he leaf
-his home, and den you can give him your advice. Go ahead, Bubby, and
-tell Mr. Finkelstein what you told me down by the restaurant."
-
-"Yes, go ahead, Shonny," Mr. Finkelstein added; and so for a second time
-that day I gave an account of myself.
-
-Mr. Finkelstein was even a more sympathetic listener than Mr. Marx had
-been. He kept swaying his head and muttering ejaculations, sometimes in
-English, sometimes in German, but always indicative of his eager
-interest in my tale. "_Mein Gott!_" "_Ist's moglich?_" "You don't say
-so!" "Vail, if I aifer!" And his kind eyes were all the time fixed upon
-my face in the most friendly and encouraging way. In the end, "Vail, I
-declare! Vail, my kracious!" he cried. "Vail, Shonny, I naifer heard
-nodings like dot in all my life before. You poor little boy! All alone
-in de vorld, mit nobody but dot parparian, dot saivage, to take care of
-you. Vail, it was simply heart-rending. Vail, your Uncle Peter, he'd
-oughter be tarred and feddered, dot's a faict. But don't you be afraid,
-Shonny; God will punish him; He will, shust as sure as I'm sitting here,
-Kraikory. Oh! you're a good boy, Kraikory, you're a fine boy. You make
-me loaf you already like a fader. Vail, Shonny, and so now you was come
-down to New York mit de idea of getting rich, was you?"
-
-"Yes, sir," I confessed.
-
-"Vail, dot's a first-claiss idea. Dot's de same idea what I come to
-dis country mit. Vail, now, I give you a little piece of information,
-Shonny; what maybe you didn't know before. Every man in dis vorld was
-born to get rich. Did you know dot, Shonny?"
-
-"Why, no, sir; I didn't know it. Is it true?"
-
-"Yes, sir; it's a solemn faict. I leaf it to Solly, here. Every man in
-dis vorld is born to get rich--only some of 'em don't live long enough.
-You see de point?"
-
-Mr. Marx and I joined in a laugh. Mr. Finkelstein smiled faintly, and
-said, as if to excuse himself, "Vail, I cain't help it. I must haif my
-shoke."
-
-"The grandest thing about your wit, fader-in-law," Mr. Marx observed,
-"is dot you don't never laugh yourself."
-
-"No; dot's so," agreed Mr. Finkelstein. "When you get off a vitticism,
-you don't vant to laif yourself, for fear you might laif de cream off
-it."
-
-"Ain't he immense?" demanded Mr. Marx, in an aside to me. Then, turning
-to his father-in-law: "Well, as I was going to tell you, I got to leaf
-town to-morrow morning for a trip on the road; so I thought I'd ask you
-to let Krekory stay here mit you till I get back. Den I go to vork and
-look around for a chop for him."
-
-"Solly," replied Mr. Finkelstein, "you got a good heart; and your brains
-is simply remarkable. You done shust exaictly right. I'm very glaid
-to have such a fine boy for a visitor. But look at here, Solly; I was
-tinking vedder I might not manufacture a shop for him myself."
-
-"Manufacture a chop? How you mean?" Mr. Marx queried.
-
-"How I mean? How should I mean? I mean I ain't got no ready-mait shops
-on hand shust now in dis estaiblishment; but I might mainufacture a shop
-for the right party. You see de point?"
-
-"You mean you'll make a chop for him? You mean you'll give him a chop
-here, by you?" cried Mr. Marx.
-
-"Vail, Solomon, if you was as vise as your namesake, you might haif
-known dot mitout my going into so much eggsblanations."
-
-"My kracious, fader-in-law, you're simply elegant, you're simply loafly,
-and no mistake about it. Well, I svear!"
-
-"Oh! dot's all right. Don't mention it. I took a chenu-wine liking to
-Kraikory; he's got so much enterprise about him," said Mr. Finkelstein.
-
-"Well, what sort of a chop would it be, fader-in-law?" questioned Mr.
-Marx.
-
-"Vail, I tink I give him de position of clerk, errant boy, and sheneral
-assistant," Mr. Finkelstein replied.
-
-"Well, Krekory, what you say to dot?" Mr. Marx inquired.
-
-"De question is, do you accept de appointment?" added Mr. Finkelstein.
-
-"O, yes, sir!" I answered. "You're very, very kind, you're very good
-to me. I--" I had to stop talking, and take a good big swallow, to keep
-down my tears; yet, surely, I had nothing to cry about!
-
-"Well, fader-in-law, what vages will you pay?" pursued Mr. Marx.
-
-"Vail, Solly, what vages was dey paying now to boys of his age?"
-
-"Well, they generally start them on two dollars a week."
-
-"Two tollars a veek, and he boards and clodes himself, hey?"
-
-"Yes, fader-in-law, dot's de system."
-
-"Vail, Solly, I tell you what I do. I board and clode him, and give him
-a quarter a veek to get drunk on. Is dot saitisfaictory?"
-
-"But, sir," I hastened to put in, pained and astonished at his remark,
-"I--I don't get drunk."
-
-"O, Lord, Bubby!" cried Mr. Marx, laughing. "You're simply killing! He
-don't mean get drunk. Dot's only his witty way of saying pocket-money."
-
-"Oh! I--I understand," I stammered.
-
-"You must excuse me, Shonny," said Mr. Finkelstein. "I didn't mean to
-make you maid. But I must haif my shoke, you know; I cain't help it.
-Vail, Solly, was de proposition saitisfaictory?"
-
-"Well, Bubby, was Mr. Finkelstein's proposition satisfactory?" asked Mr.
-Marx.
-
-"O, yes, sir! yes, indeed," said I.
-
-"Vail, all right; dot settles it," concluded Mr. Finkelstein. "And now,
-Kraikory, I pay you your first veek's sailary in advaince, hey?" and he
-handed me a crisp twenty-five-cent paper piece.
-
-I was trying, in the depths of my own mind, to calculate how long it
-would take me, at this rate, to earn the hundred dollars that I needed
-for my journey across the sea to my Uncle Florimond. The outlook was
-not encouraging. I remembered, though, a certain French proverb that
-my grandmother had often repeated to me, and I tried to find
-some consolation in it: "_Tout vient la fin qui sait
-attendre_"--Everything comes at last to him who knows how to wait.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV--AT MR. FINKELSTEIN'S.
-
-
-So you see me installed at Mr. Finkel-stein's as clerk, errand boy
-and general assistant. Next morning I entered upon the discharge of my
-duties, my kind employer showing me what to do and how to do it. Under
-his supervision I opened and swept out the store, dusted the counter,
-polished up the glass and nickel-work of the show-cases, and, in a word,
-made the place ship-shape and tidy for the day. Then we withdrew into
-the back parlor, and sat down to a fine savory breakfast that the old
-housekeeper Henrietta had laid there. She ate at table with us, but
-uttered not a syllable during the repast; and, much to my amazement, Mr.
-Finkelstein talked to me about her in her very presence as freely and as
-frankly as if she had been stone deaf, or a hundred miles away.
-
-"She ain't exaictly what you call hainsome, Kraikory," he said; "but
-she's as solid as dey make 'em. She was a second cousin of my deceased
-vife's, and she's vun of de graindest cooks in de United States of
-America. May be you don't believe it, hey? Vail, you shust vait till
-some day you eat vun of her big dinners, and den you'll see. I tell
-you what I do. When Solly gets back from de road I'll invite him and my
-daughter to dinner here de first Sunday aifternoon, shust on purpose
-for you to see de vay Henrietta can cook when she really settles down to
-pusiness. It's simply vunderful. You'll be surprised. De vay she cooks a
-raisined fish, sveet and sour--ach! it makes my mout vater shust to tink
-of it. Vail, she's awful _goot_-hearted-too, Kraikory; but so old--_du
-lieber Herr!_ You couldn't hardly believe it. It's fearful, it's
-aictually fearful. Why, she's old enough to be my mudder, and I'm going
-on sixty-seven already. Dot's a solemn faict."
-
-"Is she deaf?" I asked.
-
-"Daif?" he repeated. "Vail, my kracious! What put dot idea in your head?
-What in de vorld made you tink she's daif? She ain't no more daif as you
-are yourself."
-
-"Why," I explained, "I thought she might be deaf, because she doesn't
-seem to notice what you're saying about her."
-
-"Oh! Vail, dot beats de deck. Dot's pretty goot. O, no! dot ain't
-becoase she's daif, Kraikory; dot's becoase she's so funny. She's vun
-of de funniest ladies in de city of New York. Why, look at here; she's
-lived in dis country going on forty years already; and she's so funny
-dot she ain't learned ten vorts of de English lainguage yet. Dot's as
-true as I'm alife. She don't understand what me and you are talking
-about, no more as if we spoke Spainish."
-
-After we had folded our napkins, "Vail, now, Kraikory," began Mr.
-Finkelstein, "dis morning you got a lesson in being sheneral assistant
-already, don't you? Vail, now I give you a lesson in being errant
-boy. Come along mit me." He led me to the front door of the shop, and,
-pointing to a house across the street, resumed, "You see dot peelding
-ofer dere, what's got de sign out, Ferdinand Flisch, photo-graipher? You
-see it all right, hey? Vail, now I tell you what you do. You run along
-ofer dere, and you climb up to de top floor, which is where Mr. Flisch's
-estaiblishment is situated, and you aisk to see Mr. Flisch, and you say
-to him, 'Mr. Flisch, Mr. Finkelstein sents you his coampliments, and
-chaillenges you to come ofer and play a little game of pinochle mit him
-dis morning'--you understand? Vail, now run along."
-
-Following Mr. Finkelstein's instructions, I mounted to the top story of
-the house across the way, and opened a door upon which the name Flisch
-was emblazoned in large gilt script. This door admitted me to a small
-ante-room; carpeted, furnished with a counter, several chairs, and
-a sofa, hung all round the walls with framed photographs, presumably
-specimens of Mr. Flisch's art, and smelling unpleasantly of the
-chemicals that photographers employ. A very pretty and very tiny little
-girl, who couldn't have been a day older than I, if she was so old, sat
-behind the counter, reading a book. At my entrance, she glanced up; and
-her eyes, which were large and dark, seemed to ask me what I wished.
-
-"Please, I should like to see Mr. Flisch," I replied to her tacit
-question.
-
-"I'll go call him," said she, in a voice that was as sweet as the tinkle
-of a bell. "Won't you sit down?" And she left the room.
-
-In a minute or two she came back, followed by a short, plump, red-faced,
-bald-pated little old gentleman, with a brisk and cheery manner, who,
-upon seeing me, demanded, "Well, Sonny, what you want?"
-
-I delivered the message that Mr. Finkel-stein had charged me with, and
-Mr. Flisch responded, "All right. I'll come right along with you now."
-So in his company I recrossed the street. On the way he remarked, "Well,
-Sonny, I guess I never seen you before, did I? Was you visiting by Mr.
-Finkelstein, perhaps?"
-
-"O, no, sir!" I answered, and proceeded to explain my status in Mr.
-Finkelstein's household.
-
-"Well, Sonny, you'll have a mighty easy time of it," Mr. Flisch informed
-me. "You won't die of hard work. Mr. Finkelstein don't do no business.
-He don't need to. He only keeps that store for fun."
-
-"Now, Kraikory," said my employer, when we had reached his door, "me
-and Mr. Flisch, we'll go in de parlor and play a little game of pinochle
-togedder; and now you sit down outside here in de store; and if any
-customers come, you call me."
-
-I sat in the store, with nothing to do, all the rest of the forenoon;
-but, idle though I was, the time passed quickly enough. What between
-looking out of the window at the busy life upon the street--a spectacle
-of extreme novelty and interest to me--and thinking about my own affairs
-and the great change that had suddenly come over them, my mind had
-plenty to occupy it; and I was quite surprised when all at once the
-clocks, of which there must have been at least a dozen in the shop,
-began to strike twelve. Thus far not one customer had presented himself.
-Just at this instant, however, the shop door opened, and the bell above
-it sounded. I got up to go and call Mr. Finkelstein; but when I looked
-at the person who had entered, I saw that it was no customer, after
-all. It was that same pretty little girl whom I had noticed behind the
-counter at Mr. Flisch's.
-
-"I came to tell Mr. Flisch that his dinner is ready," she announced, in
-that clear, sweet voice of hers.
-
-"I'll go tell him," said I.
-
-I went into the back room, where the air was blue with tobacco smoke,
-and where the two old gentlemen were seated over their cards, and spoke
-to Mr. Flisch.
-
-"All right, Sonny; I come right away," he answered; and I returned to
-the store.
-
-The little girl was still there, standing where I had left her.
-
-"Mr. Flisch will come right away," said I.
-
-"Thank you," said she.
-
-And then, with undisguised curiosity, she and I just stood and scanned
-each other for a moment from the corners of our eyes. For my part, I was
-too bashful to make any advances, though I should have liked to scrape
-acquaintance with her; but she, apparently, had more courage, for,
-pretty soon, "What's your name?" she asked.
-
-"My name is Gregory Brace. What's yours?"
-
-"Mine is Rosalind Earle. How old are you?"
-
-"I'm twelve, going on thirteen."
-
-"I'm eleven, going on twelve."
-
-And the next instant she had vanished like a flash.
-
-Mr. Flisch shortly followed her; and it may have been a quarter of an
-hour later on, that my attention was suddenly arrested by the sound of
-music issuing from the back room, where Mr. Finkelstein remained alone.
-I recognized the tune as the Carnival of Venice; and it brought my heart
-into my mouth, for that was one of the tunes that my grandmother had
-used to play upon her piano. But now the instrument was not a piano.
-Unless my ears totally deceived me, it was a hand-organ. This struck me
-as very odd; and I went to the door of the parlor, and looked in. There
-sat Mr. Finkelstein, a newspaper open before him, and a cigar between
-his fingers, reading and smoking; while on the floor in front of him,
-surely enough, stood a hand-organ; and, with his foot upon the crank of
-it, he was operating the instrument just as you would operate the wheel
-of a bicycle.
-
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-
-Well, I couldn't help smiling, though I knew that it was unmannerly
-of me to do so. The scene was really too ludicrous for anything. Mr.
-Finkelstein appeared a little embarrassed when he spied me looking at
-him, and stopped his playing, and said rather sheepishly, with somewhat
-of the air of a naughty child surprised in mischief, "Vail, Kraikory, I
-suppose you tink I'm crazy, hey? Vail, I cain't help it; I'm so fond of
-music. But look at here, Kraikory; don't you say nodings to Solly
-about it, will you? Dere's a goot poy. Don't you mention it to him. He
-vouldn't naifer let me hear de laist of it."
-
-I having pledged myself to secrecy, Mr. Finkelstein picked the
-hand-organ up, and locked it away out of sight in a closet. But after
-we had had our dinner, he brought it forth again, and, not without some
-manifest hesitation, addressed me thus: "Look at here, Kraikory; dere's
-a proverp which says dot man is a creature of haibits. Vail, Kraikory,
-I got a sort of a haibit to lie down and take a short naip every day
-aifter my meals. And say, Kraikory, you know how fond of music I am,
-don't you? I simply dote on it, Kraikory. I guess maybe I'm de fondest
-man of music in de United States of America. And--vail, look at here,
-Kraikory, as you ain't got nodings in particular to do, I tought maybe
-you vouldn't mind to sit here a few minutes, and--and shust turn dot
-craink a little while I go to sleep--hey?"
-
-I assented willingly; so Mr. Finkelstein lay down upon his lounge, and I
-began to turn the crank, thereby grinding out the rollicking measures of
-Finnigan's Ball.
-
-"My kracious, Kraikory, you do it splendid," the old gentleman
-exclaimed, by way of encouragement. "You got a graind tailent for
-music, Kraikory." Then I heard him chuckle softly to himself, and
-murmur, "I cain't help it, I aictually cain't. I must haif my shoke."
-Very soon he was snoring peacefully.
-
-Well, to cut a long story short, my first day at Mr. Finkelstein's
-passed smoothly by, and so did the next and the next. In a surprisingly
-short time I became quite accustomed to my new mode of life, and all
-sense of strangeness wore away. Every morning I opened and tidied up
-the shop; then we breakfasted; then the routine of the day began. As
-Mr. Flisch had predicted, I had a very easy time of it indeed. Every
-afternoon I played the hand-organ, while Mr. Finkelstein indulged in
-his siesta; almost every forenoon I tended the store, while he and Mr.
-Flisch amused themselves with pinochle in the parlor. Mr. Marx and his
-wife dined with us I should think as often as once a week; Henrietta
-surpassed herself on these occasions, and I came to entertain as high an
-opinion of her skill in cookery as my employer could have wished.
-
-Between little Rosalind Earle and myself a great friendship rapidly
-sprang up. On week-days we caught only fleeting glimpses of each other;
-but almost every Sunday I used to go to see her at her home, which
-was in Third Avenue, a short distance above our respective places of
-business. Her father, who had been a newspaper reporter, was dead; and
-her mother, a pale sad lady, very kind and sweet, went out by the day
-as a dressmaker and seampstress. They were wretchedly poor; and that
-was why little Rosalind, who ought to have worn pinafores, and gone
-to school, had to work for her living at Mr. Flisch's, like a grownup
-person. But her education proceeded after a fashion, nevertheless. In
-her spare moments during the day she would study her lessons, and in
-the evening at home she would say them to her mother. Though she was my
-junior by a year and more, she was already doing compound interest in
-arithmetic, whereas I had never got beyond long division. This made me
-feel heartily ashamed of myself, and so I invested a couple of dollars
-in some second-hand schoolbooks, and thenceforth devoted my spare
-moments to study, too. Almost every Sunday, as I have said, I used to go
-to see her; and if the weather was fine, her mother would take us for
-an outing in Central Park, where we would have a jolly good time racing
-each other over the turf of the common, or admiring the lions and tigers
-and monkeys and hippopotamuses, at the Arsenal. Yes, I loved little
-Rosalind very dearly, and every minute that I spent at her side was the
-happiest sort of a minute for me.
-
-Mr. Finkelstein, when he first noticed me poring over my school-books in
-the shop, expressed the liveliest kind of satisfaction with my conduct.
-
-"Dot's right, Kraikory," he cried. "Dot's maiknificent. Go ahead
-mit your education. Dere ain't nodings like it. A first-claiss
-education--vail, sir, it's de graindest advantage a feller can haif
-in de baittle of life. Yes, sir, dot's a faict. You go ahead mit your
-education, and you study real hard, and you'll get to be--why, you might
-get to be an alderman, no mistake about it. But look at here, Kraikory;
-tell me; where you got de books, hey? You bought 'em? You don't say
-so? Vail, what you pay for dem, hey, Kraikory? Two tollars! Two aictual
-tollars! My kracious! Vail, look at here, Kraikory; I like to make you
-a little present of dem books, so here's a two tollar pill to reimburse
-you. Oh! dot's all right. Don't mention it. Put it in de baink. Do what
-you please mit it. I got anudder." And every now and then during the
-summer he would inquire, "Vail, Kraikory, how you getting on mit your
-education? Vail, I suppose you must know pretty much aiferydings by
-dis time, hey? Vail, now I give you a sum. If I can buy fife barrels of
-aipples for six tollars and a quowter, how much will seventeen barrels
-of potatoes coast me, hey?... Ach, I was only shoking, was I? Vail,
-dot's a faict; I was only shoking; and you was pretty smart to find it
-out. But now, shoking aside, I tell you what you do. You keep right on
-mit your education, and you study real hard, and you'll get to be--why,
-you might get to be as big a man as Horace Greeley, aictually." Horace
-Greeley was a candidate for the presidency that year, and he had no more
-ardent partisan than my employer.
-
-After the summer had passed, and September came, Mr. Finkelstein called
-me into the parlor one day, and began, "Now, look at here, Kraikory; I
-got somedings important to talk to you about. I been tinking about dot
-little maitter of your education a good deal lately; and I talked mit
-Solly about it, and got his advice; and at laist I made up my mind dot
-you oughter go to school. You got so much aimbition about you, dot if
-you get a first-claiss education while you're young, you might get to be
-vun of de biggest men in New York City aifter you're grown up. Vail, me
-and Solly, we talked it all ofer, and we made up our mind dot you better
-go to school right avay.
-
-"Vail, now I tell you what I do. I found out de public schools open for
-de season next Monday morning. Vail, next Monday morning I take you up
-to de public school in Fifty-first Street, and I get you aidmitted. And
-now I tell you what I do. If you study real hard, and get A-number-vun
-marks, and cratchuate all right when de time comes--vail, den I send you
-to college! Me and Solly, we talked it all ofer, and dot's what we made
-up our minds we oughter do. Dere ain't nodings like a good education,
-Kraikory; you can bet ten tousand tollars on dot. When I was your age I
-didn't haif no chaince at vun; and dot's why I'm so eeknorant. But now
-you got de chaince, Kraikory; and you go ahead and take advaintage of
-it. My kracious! When I see you cratchuate from college, I'll be so
-prout I von!t know what to do."
-
-I leave you to form your own opinion of Mr. Finkelstein's generosity, as
-well as of the gratitude that it inspired in me. Next Monday morning I
-entered the public school in Fifty-first Street, and a little less
-than two years later--namely, in the spring of 1874--I graduated. I had
-studied "real hard," and got "A-number-vun" marks; Mr. Finkelstein was
-as good as his word, and that same spring I passed the examinations for
-admission to the Introductory Class of the College of the City of New
-York.
-
-Well, there! In a couple of sentences I have skipped over as many years;
-and not one word about the hero of my story!
-
-"But what," I can hear you ask, "what of your Uncle Florimond in all
-this time? Had you given up your idea of going to him? had you forgotten
-your ideal of him--had he ceased to be a moving force in your life?"
-
-No; to each of these questions my answer must be a prompt and emphatic
-no.
-
-I had not by any means given up my idea of going to him; but I had, for
-reasons that seemed good, put off indefinitely the day of my departure.
-Two or three weeks after my arrival at Mr. Finkelstein's I wrote Uncle
-Florimond a letter, and told him of the new turn that my affairs had
-taken. I did not say anything about my Uncle Peter's treatment of me,
-because I felt somehow reluctant to let him know how unjust and unkind
-his own sister's son, my own father's brother, could be, and because,
-also, I thought it would be scarcely fair and above-board for me to tell
-tales, now that our bygones were bygones. I simply said that I had
-left Norwich, and come to New York, and gone into business; and that my
-purpose was to earn a lot of money just as quickly as I could, and then
-to set sail for France.
-
-I received no answer from him till about six months afterward; and in
-this he said that he was glad I meant to come to France, but he thought
-it was a pity that I should go into business so early in my youth, for
-that must of course interrupt my education.
-
-I hastened to reply that, since I had written my former letter to him,
-my outlook had again changed; that my kind and liberal employer had
-sent me to school, where I was working as hard as I knew how, with
-the promise of a college course before me if I showed proper zeal and
-aptitude.
-
-I had to wait more than a year now for his next epistle; but it came at
-last one day towards the close of the vacation that intervened between
-my graduation from school and the beginning of my career at college.
-
-"I have been ill and in trouble, my dear little nephew," he wrote,
-"since the reception of thy last letter so good and so gentle; and
-I have lacked both the force and the heart to write to thee. At this
-moment at length it goes better; and I seize the first occasion to take
-my pen. The news of the progress which thou makest in thy studies
-gives me an infinite pleasure, as does also thy hope of a course at
-the university. And though I become from more to more impatient to meet
-thee, and to see with my proper eyes the grandson of my adored sister, I
-am happy, nevertheless, to force myself to wait for an end so precious.
-That thou mayst become a gentleman well-instructed and accomplished,
-it is my sincere desire; for it is that, I am sure of it, which my
-cherished sister would most ardently have wished. Be then industrious;
-study well thy lessons; grow in spirit as in body; remember that, though
-thy name is different, thou art the last of the la Bourbonnaye. I
-astonish myself, however, that thy Uncle Peter does not charge himself
-with the expenses. Is it that he has not the means? I have believed him
-very rich.
-
-"Present my respects to thy worthy patron, that good Finkelstein, who,
-though bourgeois and shopkeeper, I must suppose is a man of heart; and
-think ever with tenderness of thy old devoted uncle, de la Bourbonnaye.
-
-"Paris, the 3 7ember, 1874."
-
-7ember was Uncle Florimond's quaint French way of writing September,
-_Sept,_ as you know, being French for seven.
-
-And now as to those other questions that you have asked me--so far was I
-from having forgotten my ideal of him, so far was he from having ceased
-to be a moving force in my life, I have not any doubt whatever that
-the thought of my relationship with him, and my desire to appear to
-advantage in his eyes, had a great deal to do with fostering my
-ambition as a scholar. Certainly, the nephew of Florimond Marquis de la
-Bourbonnaye must not let any boy of ordinary lineage stand above him
-in his classes; and then, besides, how much more highly would Uncle
-Florimond consider me, if, when we met, he found not an untutored
-ignoramus, but, in his own words, "a gentleman well-instructed and
-accomplished!"
-
-During the two years that I have skipped over in such summary-fashion,
-my friendship with little Rosalind Earle had continued as active and as
-cordial as it had been at the beginning. She had grown quite tall, and
-even prettier than ever, with her oval face and olive skin, her soft
-brown hair and large dark eyes, and was really almost a young lady. She
-had kept pace with me in my studies also, I having acted as her teacher.
-Every Sunday at her home I would go over with her all my lessons for the
-past week, imparting to her as intelligently as I was able what I myself
-had learned. This would supply her with subject-matter for her study
-during the week to come; so that on the following Sunday she would be
-ready for a new send-off. This was capital drill for me, because, in
-order to instruct another, I had to see that my own knowledge was
-exact and thorough. And then, besides, I enjoyed these Sunday afternoon
-conferences with Rosalind so heartily, that they lightened the labor of
-learning, and made what to a boy is usually dull grind and drudgery, to
-me an abundant source of pleasure. Rosalind retained her situation at
-Mr. Flisch's, but her salary had been materially increased. She was only
-thirteen years old, yet she earned the dazzling sum of six dollars every
-week. This was because she had acquired the art of retouching negatives,
-and had thus trebled her value to her employer.
-
-But I had made another friend during those two years, whose influence
-upon my life at that time was perhaps even greater than Rosalind's.
-Among my classmates at the school in Fifty-first Street there was a boy
-named Arthur Ripley, older than I, taller, stronger, a very handsome
-fellow, with blue eyes and curling hair, very bright, and seemingly very
-good-natured, whom I had admired privately from the moment I had first
-seen him. He, however, had taken no notice of me; and so we had never
-got especially well acquainted, until one day I chanced to hear him
-speak a few words of French; and his accent was so good that I couldn't
-help wondering how he had come by it.
-
-"Say, then, Ripley," I demanded, in the Gallic tongue, but with Saxon
-bluntness, "how does it happen that you speak French so well? Your
-pronunciation is truly extraordinary."
-
-"And why not?" he retorted. "I have spoken it since my childhood. My
-grandmother--the mother of my father--was a French lady."
-
-"Hold," cried I. "Really? And so was mine."
-
-Thereupon we fell into conversation. We got on famously together. From
-that hour we were intimates. I was admitted into Ripley's "set," which
-included all the nicest boys of the school; and Ripley invited me to his
-home, which, with its beautiful pictures and books and furnishings, and
-general air of comfort and refinement, struck me as the loveliest place
-I had ever set my foot in, and where his mother and father made me feel
-instantly and entirely at my ease. They talked French to me; and little
-by little drew from me the whole story of my life; and when I had done,
-"Ah! my poor little one," said his mother, with a tenderness that went
-straight to my heart, "how thy lot has been hard! Come, let me kiss
-thee." And, "Hold, my little man," said his father. "You are a good and
-brave boy, and I am glad that my son has found such a comrade. Moreover,
-do you know, you come of one of the most illustrious families not
-only of France, but even of Europe? The la Bourbonnaye are of the
-most ancient nobility, and in each generation they have distinguished
-themselves. At Paris there is an important street named for them. A
-Marquis de la Bourbonnaye won great celebrity as an admiral under Louis
-xv.; another, his son, I believe, was equally renowned as a royalist
-general during the revolution."
-
-"Yes, sir," I put in, delighted at his familiarity with the history of
-our house; "they were the father and the grandfather of my grandmother."
-
-"But I had supposed that the family was extinct. You teach me that it
-survives still in the person of your Uncle Florimond. I am content of
-it."
-
-Arthur Ripley and I became as intimate as only boys, I think, can
-become. We were partners in tops, marbles, dcalcomanies, and postage
-stamps. We spent the recess hour together every day. We walked home
-together every afternoon. We set out pleasure hunting almost every
-Saturday--now to watch or to take part in a base-ball match, now to
-skate in Central Park, now to row on the Harlem River, now to fish in
-the same muddy stream, where, to the best of my recollection, we never
-so much as got a single bite. He was "Rip," to me, and to him I was
-"Greg." We belonged, as has been said, to the same set at school; at
-college we joined the same debating society, and pledged ourselves to
-the same Greek-letter fraternity.
-
-He was the bravest, strongest fellow I ever knew; a splendid athlete;
-excelling in all sports that required skill or courage. He was
-frankness, honesty, generosity personified; a young prince whom I
-admired and loved, who compelled love and admiration from everybody who
-knew him. In the whole school there was not a boy whom Ripley couldn't
-whip; he could have led us all in scholarship as well, only he was
-careless and rather lazy, and didn't go in for high standing, or that
-sort of thing. He wrote the best compositions, however, and made the
-best declamations. I tell you, to hear him recite Spartacus's address to
-the gladiators--"Ye call me chief, and ye do well to call him chief who
-for twelve long years has met upon the bloody sands of the arena every
-shape of man and beast that the broad empire of Rome could furnish"--I
-tell you, it was thrilling. Ripley's father was a lawyer; and he meant
-to be a lawyer, too. So far as he was responsible for it, Ripley's
-influence over me was altogether good. What bad came of my association
-with him, I alone was to blame for.
-
-Some bad did come, and now I must tell you about it.
-
-He and the other boys of our circle were gentlemen's sons, who lived
-with their parents in handsome houses, wore fine clothes, had plenty of
-pocket-money, and generally cut a very dashing figure; whereas I--I was
-the dependent of a petty Third-Avenue Jewish shopkeeper; I had scarcely
-any pocket-money whatever; and as for my clothes--my jackets were
-usually threadbare, and my trousers ornamented at an obtrusive point
-with two conspicuous patches, that Henrietta had neatly inserted
-there--trousers, moreover, which had been originally designed for the
-person of Mr. Marx, but which the skillful Henrietta had cut down and
-adjusted to my less copious proportions.
-
-And now the bad, if perhaps not unnatural, result of all this was to
-pique my vanity, and to arouse in me a certain false and quite wrong and
-improper shame of my condition. I was ashamed because I could not spend
-money as my companions did; I was ashamed of my shabby clothing; I
-was ashamed of my connection with Mr. Finkelstein; I was even a little
-ashamed of my intimacy with Rosalind Earle, for she too occupied a very
-humble station in the world.
-
-And, as the obverse of this false shame, I became inflated with a pride
-that was equally false and wrong. I was as good a gentleman as anybody,
-if not better. I was the dependent of a Third-Avenue shopkeeper, true
-enough. But I was also the nephew of the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. And
-I am afraid that I got into the habit of bragging a good deal about my
-relationship with that aristocratic person. Anyhow, my state of mind
-was not by any means a wholesome or a happy one; and by and by it bore
-practical consequences that were not wholesome or happy either.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V--PRIDE AND A FALL.
-
-
-Arthur Ripley, as I have said, meant to be a lawyer. He was full of
-enthusiasm for his future profession, and never tired of talking about
-it. In his room at home he had three or four big law-books, bound in
-yellow calf-skin, which he used to read for his pleasure, just as we
-other boys would read our story-books; and he seemed to know their
-contents by heart. At least, we gave him the credit for knowing them
-by heart. He passed among us for little less than a Solomon of legal
-wisdom. His opinion upon a legal question had, to our thinking, the
-authority of a judgment from the bench; and if one of our number had
-got into a legal difficulty of any sort, I am sure he would have gone to
-Ripley for aid and counsel as readily and as confidently as to the most
-eminent jurist at the bar.
-
-This being premised, you will easily understand the impression made upon
-me by the following conversation which I had with Ripley one day in the
-early summer of 1875.
-
-We had just passed our examinations for promotion from the Introductory
-to the Freshman class at college, and our consequent vacation had just
-begun. I was minding the shop, while Messrs. Flisch and Finkelstein
-smoked their cigars and played their pinochle in the back room, and
-Ripley was keeping me company. We had been talking about my grandmother;
-and presently Ripley queried: "Look here, Greg, she was a woman of some
-property, wasn't she? I mean to say she lived in good style, had plenty
-of money, was comfortable and well-to-do, hey?"
-
-"Why, yes," I answered, "she was pretty well-off--why, about as well as
-anybody in Norwich Town, I suppose. Why do you ask?"
-
-"Because--what I should like to know is, why didn't she leave anything
-to you?"
-
-"Why, how could she? I was only her grandchild. My Uncle Peter was her
-son. Don't you see?"
-
-"But that doesn't make any difference. Your father being dead, you were,
-equally with your uncle, her legal heir and next-of-kin. And as long as
-she was so fond of you, it seems kind of funny she didn't provide for
-you in any way."
-
-"What do you mean by her legal heir and next-of-kin?"
-
-"Don't you know that? Why, a legal heir and next-of-kin is a person
-entitled to take under the statutes of descent and distribution. For
-instance, if your grandmother had died intestate, you would have come in
-for half of all the property she left, your Uncle Peter taking the other
-half. See the point?"
-
-"Can't say I do. You're too high-up for me, with your legal slang. What
-does intestate mean?"
-
-"Why, intestate--why, that means without having made a will. When a
-person dies without leaving a will, he is said to have died intestate."
-
-"Well, I guess my grandmother died intestate, then. I don't believe she
-left any will."
-
-"She didn't? Why, if she didn't leave a will--Oh! but she must have.
-Look here, Greg, this is serious. Are you sure she didn't?"
-
-"O, no! of course I'm not sure. I never thought of the matter before,
-and so I can't be sure. But I don't believe she did."
-
-"But, Greg, if she didn't--if she didn't leave a will, disinheriting
-you, and bequeathing everything to Peter--man alive, what are you doing
-here in old Finkelstein's jewelry shop? Why, Greg, you're rich. You're
-absolute owner of half of her estate."
-
-"O, no! I'm perfectly sure she never did that. If she made any will at
-all, she didn't disinherit me, and give everything to Uncle Peter. She
-cared a great deal more for me than she did for Uncle Peter. I'm sure
-she never made a will favoring him above me. I always supposed that
-she had died, as you call it, intestate; and so, he being her son, the
-property had descended to him in the regular course of events."
-
-"But don't I tell you that it wouldn't have descended to him? It would
-have descended to both of you in equal shares. Here's the whole business
-in a nut-shell: either she did leave a will, cutting you off with a
-shilling; or else you're entitled to fifty cents in every dollar that
-she owned."
-
-"But I have never received a penny. If what you say is true, how do you
-account for that?"
-
-"There's just the point. If your idea about the will is correct, your
-Uncle Peter must be a pretty rogue indeed. He's been playing a sharp
-game, Greg, and cheating you out of your rights. And we can make it hot
-enough for him, I tell you. We can compel him to divide up; and inside
-of a month you'll be rolling in wealth."
-
-"Oh! come, Rip," I protested, "fen fooling a fellow about a thing like
-this."
-
-"But I'm not fooling. I never was more in earnest in all my life. It's
-as plain as the nose on your face. There are no two ways about it. Ask
-anybody."
-
-"But--but then--but then I'm rich--rich!"
-
-"That's what you are, unless, by a properly executed will, your
-grandmother disinherited you."
-
-"But I tell you I know she never did that. It stands to reason that she
-didn't."
-
-"Well, sir, then it only remains for you to claim your rights at the
-hands of your amiable uncle, and to open a bank account."
-
-"O my goodness! O, Rip! Oh! it's impossible. It's too--too glorious to
-be true," I cried, as a realizing sense of my position rushed upon
-me. My heart was pounding like a hammer against my ribs; my breath was
-coming short and swift; my brain was in a whirl. I felt dazzled and
-bewildered; and yet I felt a wondrous, thrilling joy, a great glow of
-exultation, that sent me dancing around the shop like a maniac, wringing
-my hands in self-congratulation.
-
-I was rich! Only think, I was rich! I could take my proper station
-now, and cut my proper figure in the world. Good-by, patched trousers,
-good-by, shop, good-by all such low, humiliating things. Welcome
-opulence, position, purple and fine linen. Hurrah! I would engage a
-passage upon the very first, the very fastest steamer, and sail away to
-that brilliant, courtly country where my Uncle Florimond, resplendent in
-the trappings of nobility, awaited me with open arms, there to live in
-the state and fashion that would become the nephew of a marquis. I would
-burn my plebeian ships behind me. I would do this, that, and the other
-wonderful thing. I saw it all in a single radiant glance.
-
-But what you see more plainly than anything else, I did not see at all.
-
-I did not see that I was accepting my good fortune in an altogether
-wrong and selfish spirit. I did not see that my first thought in my
-prosperity ought to have been for those who had stood by me in my
-adversity. I did not see that my first impulse ought to have been now to
-make up in some wise to my friend and benefactor, Mr. Finkelstein,
-for his great goodness and kindness to me. I did not see that I was an
-arrant little snob, an ungrateful little coxcomb. A mixture of false
-shame and evil pride had puffed me up like so much inflammable gas,
-which--Ripley having unwittingly applied the spark to it--had now burst
-into flame.
-
-"O, Rip!" I cried again, "it's too glorious to be true."
-
-"Well, now," cut in Ripley, "let's be practical. What you want to do is
-step into your kingdom. Well, to-day's Saturday, isn't it? Well, now, I
-propose that day after to-morrow, Monday, you and I go to Norwich. There
-we can make a search in the Probate Office, and find out for certain
-just how the facts stand. Then we can come back here and put the case
-in the hands of my father, who's a lawyer, and who will have a guardian
-appointed for you, and do everything else that's necessary. See? Now,
-the question is, Will you go to Norwich with me Monday night?"
-
-"Won't I, though!" was my response.
-
-And then Rip and I just sat there in the shop, and talked, and talked,
-and talked, planning out my life for the future, and wondering exactly
-how rich I was going to be. We surmised that my grandmother could not
-possibly have left less than a hundred thousand dollars, in which event
-I should come in for a cool fifty thousand. We employed the strongest
-language at our command to stigmatize my Uncle Peter's rascality in
-having for so long a time kept me out of my just rights; and we gloated
-in imagination over his chagrin and his discomfiture when we should
-compel him to render an account of his stewardship and to disgorge my
-portion of our inheritance. I declared it as my intention to go to my
-Uncle Florimond in Paris as soon as the affair was finally settled;
-and Ripley agreed that that would be the appropriate thing for me to
-do--"Though, of course," he added, "I shall feel awfully cut up at our
-separation. Still, it's undoubtedly the thing for you to do. It's what
-I would do if I were in your place. And, O, Scottie! Greg, won't old
-Finkelstein and your other Hebrew friends open their eyes?"
-
-"Won't they, though!" I returned, reveling in fancy over their
-astonishment and their increased respect for me, after I should have
-explained to them my sudden and tremendous rise in the world. But in
-this particular I was destined to disappointment; for when, as soon
-as Ripley had gone home, I joined Mr. Finkelstein in the parlor, and
-conveyed to him the joyful information, he, having heard me through
-without any sign of especial wonder, remarked:--
-
-"Vail, Kraikory, I suppose you vant me to conkraitulate you, hey? Vail,
-it's a graind ting to be rich, Kraikory, and no mistake about it. And I
-shust tell you dis, Kraikory: dere ain't nobody in de United States of
-America vould be glaidder if ainy goot luck haippened to you, as I vould
-be. I'm awful fond of you, Kraikory, and dere ain't nodings what I vant
-more as to see you haippy and prosperous. De only trouble is, Kraikory,
-dot I ain't so sure as dis vould be such awful goot luck, aifter all.
-For, to tell you de honest troot, Kraikory, I don't like de vay you
-take it. No, I aictually don't. You're too stuck-up and prout about it,
-Kraikory; and I hate to see you stuck-up and prout. It ain't nice to be
-prout, Kraikory; it ain't what you call manly; and I simply hate to see
-you do ainydings what ain't nice and manly--I'm so fond of you, don't
-you understand? Den, ainyhow, Kraik-ory, de Bible says dot prite goes
-before destruction, and a howty spirit before a fall; and dot's a solemn
-faict, Kraikory; dey do, shust as sure as you're alife. De Bible's shust
-exaictly right, Kraikory; you can bet ten tousand tollars on it. Why, I
-myself, I seen hundreds of fellers get stuck-up and prout already;
-and den de first ting dey knew, dey bust all to pieces like a
-goot-for-nodings boiler. Yes, siree, if I was as prout as you are,
-Kraikory, I'd feel afraid.
-
-"No, Kraikory, I don't like de vay you take it, and I really tink if you
-get dis money what you're talking about, I really tink it'll spoil you,
-Kraikory; and dot's why I cain't conkraitulate you de vay you vant me
-to. You ain't been like yourself for a pretty long while now already,
-Kraikory. I ain't said nodings about it; but I seen it all de same;
-and Solly seen it, and Heddie, she seen it, and Mr. Flisch seen it, and
-Henrietta seen it, and we all seen it, and we all felt simply fearful
-about it. And now I tink it shust needs dis money to spoil you
-altogedder. I hate to say ainydings to hurt your feelings, Kraikory,
-but dot's my honest opinion; and me and you, we'd oughter be goot enough
-friends to talk right out to each udder like fader and son. De faict is,
-Kraikory, I've loafed you shust exaictly de same as if we was fader
-and son; and dot's de reason it makes me feel so awful to see you get
-stuck-up and prout. But you was a goot boy down deep, Kraikory, and I
-guess you'll turn out all right in de end, if dis here money don't spoil
-you. You got a little foolishness about you, which is necheral to your
-age. When I was your age I was a big fool, too.
-
-"Vail, and so, shust as soon as de maitter's settled, you're going to
-Europe, are you, to live mit your Uncle Florimond in Pairis? Vail, dot's
-all right, Kraikory, if you like to do it. I ain't got no pusiness to
-make ainy obshections, dot's sure. All I got to say, Kraikory, is dis:
-Your Unde Florimond, he may be an awful fine feller, and I guess likely
-he is; but I don't know as he's aifer done much of ainydings for you;
-and if I was in your place, I'd feel sorter sorry to stop my education,
-and leaf de old friends what I was certain of, and go to a new friend
-what I hadn't naifer tried; dot's all. Vail, if you vant to go, I
-suppose you'll go; and Solly and me and Henrietta and dot little kirl
-ofer by Mr. Flisch, vail, we'll have to get along mitout you de best vay
-we can. I guess dot little Rosie, I guess she'll feel pretty baid about
-it, Kraikory; but I don't suppose dot'l make much difference to you,
-to shush by de vay you talk. Poor little ting! She's awful fond of you,
-Kraikory, and I guess she'll feel pretty lonesome aifter you've gone
-avay. Oh! vail, I suppose she von't die of it. Dere are plenty udder
-young fellers in dis vorld, and I don't suppose she'll cry herself to
-dead for you. All de same, I guess she'll feel pretty baid first off;
-but dot's your business, and not mine.
-
-"Vail, let me see. To-day's Saturday; and you're going to Nawvich Monday
-night. Vail, dot's all right. I ain't got nodings to say against dot. I
-shust give you vun little piece of advice, dough, Kraikory, and dot is
-dis: If I was in your place, I vouldn't feel too awful sure of dis
-here money, until I'd aictually got hold of it, for fear I might be
-disappointed. Dere's a proverp which goes, 'Dere's a great mainy slips
-between de cup and de lips,' Kraikory; and dot's a solemn faict, which I
-advice you to remember."
-
-This sermon of Mr. Finkelstein's made me feel very sore indeed; but I
-felt sorer still next day, when Rosalind--whom I was calling upon, and
-to whom I had just communicated the momentous news--when Rosalind, with
-flushed cheeks and flashing eyes, assailed me thus:--
-
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-
-"O, Gregory Brace! Oh! shame on you. Oh! I don't know you. I can't
-believe it's you. I can't believe it's the same boy at all. Such
-selfishness! Such ingratitude! Such a proud hard heart! It's been as
-much as anyone could do to put up with you for ever and ever so long,
-you've been so vain and so conceited and everything; but this just caps
-the climax. Oh! think of poor Mr. Finkelstein. He's been so good and
-generous to you, and so fond of you; and he's sent you to school and
-college, and given you every advantage he possibly could; and you owe
-him so much, and you're under such great obligations to him, for he took
-you right out of the streets, and gave you a home, and made a son of
-you, instead of a servant--yes, he did--and now the very first thing
-that you propose to do, as soon as you're able to, is to leave him, to
-abandon him--oh! you ungrateful thing--and go to your horrid old French
-uncle, who, I don't believe cares the snap of his finger for you. He is
-horrid, too; and I hope he'll just treat you horribly, just to punish
-you. And I hope that Arthur Ripley is mistaken, and that you won't get a
-single penny from your Uncle Peter, but just a good whipping to take you
-down; and I hope you'll have to come back to Mr. Finkelstein, and humbly
-beg his pardon; yes, I do, with all my heart and soul. I'd just like to
-see you have to come down from your high horse and eat humble pie for
-a while; yes, I would. The idea! Desert Mr. Finkelstein! You, who might
-have been begging in the streets, except for him! I should think you'd
-be ashamed to look me in the face. Oh! you mean to give him a good round
-sum of money, do you, to pay him for what he's done for you? Why, how
-very liberal and noble you are, to be sure! As though money could pay
-for what Mr. Finkelstein has done for you! As though money were what he
-wants from you, and not love and affection! O, Gregory! you've changed
-so that I don't know you, and I don't like you at all any more, and I
-don't care to be friends with you any more, and you needn't come to see
-me any more. There!"
-
-Yes, I felt very sore and very angry. What Rosalind said only served to
-exasperate and embitter me, and to make me grit my teeth, and pursue all
-the more doggedly my own selfish purpose.
-
-Well, on Monday night, according to our agreement, Ripley and I set
-out for Norwich, passengers aboard the very same steamboat, the City of
-Lawrence, that I had come to New York by, three years before; and bright
-and early Tuesday morning we reached our destination.
-
-I only wish I could spare a page to tell you something of the emotions
-that I felt as we came in sight of the dingy old town. It had not
-changed the least bit in the world; it was like the face of an old
-familiar friend; it called up before me my own self of former years; it
-brought a thousand memories surging upon me, and filled my heart with a
-strong, unutterable melancholy, that was yet somehow indescribably sweet
-and tender.
-
-But Ripley and I had no time for the indulgence of sentiment. "Now,
-then, where's the Court House? Where's the Probate Office?" he demanded
-as soon as we had set foot upon the dry land. "We must pitch right in,
-without losing a moment."
-
-So I led him to the Probate Court; and there he "pitched right in"
-with a vengeance, examining the indices to lots of big written books of
-records, while I stood by to hand them to him, and to put them back in
-their places when he had finished with them--until, after an hour or so,
-he announced, "Well, Greg, you're right. She left no will."
-
-Then he continued: "Now we must find out the date upon which Peter
-took out his Letters of Administration, and also whether he had himself
-constituted your guardian, as he most likely did; and then we'll
-have all the facts we need to establish your claims, and put you in
-possession."
-
-Thereupon he attacked another set of big written volumes, and with these
-he was busy as long as two hours more. In the end, "By Jingo, Greg,"
-he cried, "here's a state of things! He didn't take out any Letters of
-Administration at all."
-
-"Well," I queried, not understanding the meaning of this circumstance,
-"what of that? What does that signify?"
-
-"Why, that signifies an even darker and more systematic piece of fraud
-than I had suspected. In order to cheat you out of your share, he failed
-to comply with the law. He didn't go through the proper formalities to
-get control of her property, but simply took possession of it without
-authority. And now we've got him completely at our mercy. We could
-prosecute him criminally, if we liked. We could send him to State
-Prison. Oh! won't we make him hop? I say, Greg, do you want to have some
-fun?"
-
-"How? What way?"
-
-"Well, sir, if you want to have some fun, I'll tell you what let's do.
-Let's go call on your Uncle Peter, and confront him with this little
-piece of villainy, and politely ask him to explain it: and then see him
-squirm. It'll sort of square accounts with him for the number of times
-he's given you a flogging."
-
-"O, no! I--I guess we'd better not," I demurred, faltering at the
-prospect of a personal encounter with my redoubtable relative.
-
-"But, man alive, you have nothing to fear. We've got the whip-hand of
-him. Just think, we can threaten him with criminal prosecution. Oh! come
-on. It'll be the jolliest kind of a lark."
-
-Well, I allowed myself to be persuaded; and we set forth for Uncle
-Peter's office, Ripley all agog for excitement, and I trying not to
-appear afraid. But Uncle Peter wasn't in. An oldish man, who seemed
-to be in charge, informed us that the Jedge had got a touch of the
-rheumatiz, and was stayin' hum.
-
-"Never mind," said Ripley to me; "we'll visit him at his home, we'll
-beard him in his den. Come along!"
-
-I tried to beg off, but Rip insisted; and I weakly gave in.
-
-If I had been stirred by strong emotions at the sight of Norwich City,
-conceive how much more deeply I was stirred when we reached Norwich
-Town--when I saw our old house peeping out from among the great
-elm-trees that embosomed it--when I actually stood upon its doorstep,
-with my hand upon the old brass knocker! A strange servant girl opened
-the door, and to my request to see Judge Brace, replied, "The Jedge is
-sick in his room."
-
-"That doesn't matter," I explained. "You know, I am his nephew. Tell him
-his nephew Gregory wants to see him." And I marched boldly through the
-hall--where the same tall eight-day clock, with its silver face that
-showed the phases of the moon, was ticking just as it had used to tick
-as long ago as I could remember--and into the parlor, Ripley following.
-I say I marched in boldly, yet I was really frightened half to death,
-as the moment of a face-to-face meeting with my terrible uncle became so
-imminent. There in the parlor stood the piano upon which my grandmother
-had labored so patiently to teach me to play. There hung the oil
-portrait of her, in her robe of cream-colored silk, taken when she was
-a beautiful young girl, and there, opposite it, above the fireplace, the
-companion-picture of my Uncle Florimond, in his lieutenant's uniform,
-with his sword and his crimson sash. Ripley started back a little when
-he saw this painting, and cried, "For mercy's sake, Greg, who is it?
-I never saw anything like it. The same eyes, nose, mouth, chin,
-everything. It's you all over"--thus confirming what my grandmother used
-to tell me: "Gregory, thou art his living image." The room was haunted
-by a myriad dear associations. I forgot the errand that had brought
-me there; I forgot my fear of meeting Uncle Peter; I forgot all of the
-recent past, and was carried back to the happiest days of my childhood;
-and my heart just swelled, and thrilled, and ached. But next instant
-it gave a great spasmodic leap, and stood still for a second, and then
-began to gallop ahead like mad, while a perspiration broke out over my
-forehead; for the maid-servant entered, and said "Please walk upstairs
-to the Jedge's room." I really thought I should faint. It was as much as
-I could do to get my breath. My knees knocked together. My hands shook
-like those of an aged palsy-stricken man. However, there was no such
-thing as backing out at this late date; so I screwed my courage to the
-sticking place, and led Ripley upstairs to Uncle Peter's room.
-
-Uncle Peter was seated in an arm-chair, with his legs, wrapped in a
-comforter, stretched out on another chair in front of him. He never so
-much as said how-d'-ye-do? or anything; but at once, scowling at us,
-asked in his gruffest voice, "Well, what do you want?"
-
-I was so afraid and so abashed that I could hardly speak; but I did
-contrive to point at Ripley, and gasp, "He--he'll tell you."
-
-"Well," snapped Uncle Peter, turning to my spokesman, "go on. State your
-business."
-
-"Well, sir," began Rip--and O, me! as I listened to him, didn't my
-wonder at his wisdom, and my admiration of his eloquence, mount up a
-peg?--"well, sir, our business is very simple, and can be stated in
-a very few words. The amount of it is simply this. My friend Gregory
-Brace, being the only child of Edward Brace, deceased, who was a son of
-your mother, Aurore Brace, deceased, is, equally with yourself, the heir
-and next-of-kin of the said decedent, and would, in the event of her
-having died intestate, divide share and share alike with you whatever
-property she left. Now, sir, we have caused a search to be made in the
-records of the Probate Court of this County, and we find that the said
-decedent did in fact die intestate. It, therefore, became your duty to
-petition for Letters of Administration upon her estate; to cite Gregory
-Brace to show cause why such Letters should not be issued; to cause a
-guardian _ad litem_ to be appointed to act for him in the proceedings;
-to cause a permanent guardian to be appointed for him after the issuance
-of said Letters; and then to apply the rents, profits, and income of
-one undivided half of the estate of said decedent to his support,
-maintenance and education, allowing what excess there might be to accrue
-to his benefit. Well, sir, examination proves that you have performed
-none of these duties; that you have illegally and without warrant
-or authority possessed yourself of the whole of said estate, thereby
-committing a fraud upon the said Gregory Brace, and violating the
-statutes in such case made and provided. And now, sir, we have come here
-to give you notice that it is our intention to put this matter at once
-into the hands of an attorney, with directions that he proceed against
-you, both criminally and civilly." Uncle Peter heard Ripley through
-without interrupting, though an ugly smile flickered about his lips.
-When Rip had done, he lay back in his chair, and gave a loud harsh
-laugh. Then he drew a long, mock-respectful face, and in a very dry,
-sarcastic manner spoke as follows:--
-
-"Why, my young friend, you talk like a book. And what profound and
-varied knowledge of the law you do possess, to be sure! Why, I must
-congratulate my nephew upon having found such an able and sagacious
-advocate. And really, I cannot see the necessity of your calling in
-the services of an attorney, for a person of your distinguished calibre
-ought certainly to be equal to conducting this dual prosecution, both
-civil and criminal, single-handed. My sakes alive!" he cried, with a
-sudden change of tone and bearing. "Do you know what I've a great mind
-to do with you and your client, my fine young fellow? I've a great mind
-to cane you both within an inch of your precious lives, and send you
-skulking away, with your tails between your legs, like two whipped
-puppies. But, bless me, no! You're neither of you worth the trouble. So
-I'll spare my rod, and spoil your fancy, by giving you a small measure
-of information. Now, then, pray tell me, Mr. Advocate, what is your
-valuation of the property which the 'said decedent' left?"
-
-Ripley, nothing daunted, answered, "At least a hundred thousand
-dollars."
-
-"At least a hundred thousand dollars," repeated Uncle Peter; "well,
-that's a pretty sum. Well, now, what would you say, my learned friend,
-if I should tell you that she didn't leave a penny?"
-
-"I should say it was very extraordinary, and that I couldn't believe it.
-She was the widow of a wealthy man. She lived in good style. It stands
-to reason that she couldn't have died penniless."
-
-"And so it does; it stands to reason, as you say; and yet penniless she
-was when she died, and penniless she had been for ten years before; and
-if she lived in good style, it was because I paid the bills; and if this
-young cub, my nephew, wore good clothes and ate good dinners, it was
-my charity he had to thank. Little by little, stick by stick, my mother
-disposed of all the property her husband left her, selling the bulk of
-it to me, and sending the proceeds to France, to help to reconstruct the
-fortunes of her family there, who were ruined by the revolution. She
-was a pauper when she died; and that's why I took out no Letters of
-Administration--because there was nothing to administrate upon.
-There, now I've told you more than I was under any obligation to; and
-now, both of you, get out!"
-
-"Come, Greg," said Rip, "let's go."
-
-We went. Out of doors, I began, "Well, Rip"--
-
-"Well, Greg," Rip interrupted, "we've been on a fool's errand, a
-wild-goose chase, and the less said about it the better."
-
-"And I--I'm not rich, after all?"
-
-"That's what's the matter, Greg. If she didn't leave any property--you
-see, we took it for granted that she did--why, there's nothing for you
-to inherit. It's too bad, old fellow; but then, you're no worse off
-than you were in the beginning. Anyhow, there's no use crying over spilt
-milk. Come on; let's take the afternoon train to New York."
-
-So my fine castle in the air had fallen to pieces like a house of cards.
-I tell you, it was a mighty crest-fallen young gentleman, in a very
-humble frame of mind, who sat next to Arthur Ripley that afternoon in
-the train that was speeding to New York.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI--MY UNCLE FLORIMOND.
-
-
-Yes, indeed, it was a very crest-fallen youth who accompanied Arthur
-Ripley back to New York that bright summer afternoon, and who toward
-bed-time that evening stole quietly into Mr. Finkelstein's shop. It was
-hard work under the circumstances to return to Mr. Finkelstein's. I
-had to swallow my pride in doing so, and it proved to be an exceedingly
-unpalatable dose. I had expected to return a young prince, in princely
-style, to dazzle my plebeian friends with my magnificence, and overwhelm
-them with my bounteous generosity; and now, in point of fact, I came
-back poorer than I had gone away, a beggar and a dependent, one who
-would be homeless and penniless if they should refuse to take him in. It
-was a dreadful come-down. I think, if there had been anywhere else for
-me to go, I should never have returned to Mr. Finkelstein's at all,
-it mortified my vanity so cruelly to have to do it. I felt as though
-I should like to seek out some obscure hiding-place in the remotest
-quarter of the world, and bury myself there forever from the sight of
-men. "O, Rip!" I cried, "I should just like to bag my head."
-
-Of course, as I opened the shop door, the bell above it must needs
-tinkle; and in response to this summons Mr. Finkelstein himself issued
-from the parlor.
-
-"What, Kraikory!" he exclaimed at sight of me. "Back so soon? Ach! I
-tought it was a customer. Vail, it's you yourself, and no mistake about
-it."
-
-"Yes, sir," I replied, "we came back on the train this afternoon."
-
-"Ach, so? You came back on de train dis aifternoon? Vail, vail, valk in,
-set down, make yourself to home. Vail, Kraik-ory, I'm real glaid to see
-you. Vail, it's all right, I suppose? You got de money, hey? Vail, was
-it more or less as you expected? Was it fifty tousand, or a hundred, or
-maybe only terventy-fife? Vail, set down and tell me all about it."
-
-"N-no, sir," I began, rather tremulously; "it--we--there--there was a
-mistake. She--I mean to say my grandmother--she didn't leave any money,
-after all. She didn't have any to leave. She was quite poor, instead of
-rich, and--and my Uncle Peter, he supported her. He owned the house and
-everything. He had bought it from her, and she had sent the money to
-France. So--I--that is--you see"--I broke down. I could get no further.
-
-"Ach, dere, dere, Kraikory," cried Mr. Finkelstein, as my emotion
-betrayed itself, and he laid his hand caressingly upon my shoulder;
-"dere, dere, don't you go feel baid about it, my dear little poy." Then
-he caught himself up. "Excuse me, Kraikory; I didn't mean to call you a
-little poy; I forgot. But don't you go feel baid about it, all de
-same. You ain't no vorse off as you was before already. Put it down to
-experience, Kraikory, sharsh it to experience. It's allright. You got
-a comfortable home here by me. You needn't feel so awful about it. Come,
-sheer up, Kraikory. Don't tink about it no more. Come along inside mit
-me, and Henrietta will get you somedings to eat. We ain't got no faitted
-caif to kill in your honor, Kraikory, but we got some of de finest liver
-sowsage in de United States of America; and ainyhow, Kraikory, veal is
-a fearful dry meat. Ach, dere, dere, for mercy's sake, don't you feel
-baid. I get off a shoke shust on purpose to make you laif, and you don't
-naifer notice it. Ach, Kraikory, don't feel baid. I simply hate to see
-you feel baid, Kraikory; I simply cain't staind it. I give ten tousand
-tollars right out of my own pocket sooner as see you feel baid,
-Kraikory; I'm so fond of you, don't you understand?"
-
-My heart melted all at once like ice in sunshine. Tears sprang to my
-eyes. "Oh! my dear, dear Mr. Finkelstein," I sobbed, "you are so good
-to me. Oh! can--can you ever--for--forgive the--the way I've acted?
-I--I'm--I'm so sorry for it."
-
-"My kracious, Kraikory, don't talk like dot. If you talk like dot, you
-make me aict so foolish I be ashamed to show my face. You make me cry
-like a raikular old voman, Kraikory; you aictually vill. Ach, dere I go.
-Ach, my kracious! Ach! I cain't help it. Ach, what--what an old fool I
-am.... Kraikory--my boy--my son--come here, Kraikory--come here to
-me. O, Kraikory! I loaf you like a fader. O, Kraikory! you know what
-I tought? I tought I loast you foraifer, Kraikory. O, Kraikory! I'm so
-glaid to haif you back. Ach, Kraikory, God is good." The tears rolled
-downward from his dear old eyes, and pattered like rain-drops upon my
-cheeks. He had clasped me in his arms.
-
-From that hour I took up my old place at Mr. Finkelstein's, in a
-humbler, healthier, and, on the whole, happier frame of mind than I
-had known for many a long day before. My heart had been touched, and my
-conscience smitten, by his loving kindness.
-
-I was sincerely remorseful for the ungrateful manner in which I
-had behaved toward him, and for the unworthy sentiments that I had
-cherished. I strove honestly, by amending my conduct, to do what I could
-in the way' of atonement.
-
-Incidentally, moreover, my little adventure had brought me face to face
-with some of the naked facts of life. In a grim and vivid tableau it had
-shown me what a helpless and dependent creature I was; how for the sheer
-necessities of food, shelter and clothing I must rely upon the charity
-of other people. I tried now to make myself of real value to my patron,
-of real use in the shop and about the house, and thus in some measure
-to render an equivalent for what he did for me. Instead of going off
-afternoons to amuse myself with Ripley, I would remain at home to
-improve such chances as I had to be of service to Mr. Finkelstein. I
-would play the hand-organ for him, or read aloud to him, or take charge
-of the shop, while he slept, or enjoyed his game of pinochle with
-Mr. Flisch. And in my moments of leisure I would study a dog-eared
-fourth-hand copy of Munson's _Complete Phonographer_ that I had bought;
-for I had long thought that I should like to learn short-hand, and had
-even devoted a good deal of time to mastering the rudiments of that
-art; and I fancied that, by much diligent practice now, I might hasten
-forward the day when I should be able to earn my own livelihood, and
-thus cease to be a burden upon my friends. Indeed, I could already write
-as many as sixty words a minute with perfect ease.
-
-Mr. Finkelstein did not altogether approve of my assiduous industry, and
-used to warn me, "Look out, Kraikory! It don't naifer pay to run a ting
-into de ground; it aictually don't. You study so hart, your head'll get
-more knowledge inside of it as it can hold, and den, de first ting
-you know, all of a sudden vun day, it'll svell up and bust. Ainy-how,
-Kraikory, dere's a proverp which goes, 'All vork and no play makes Shack
-a dull poy'; and dot's as true as you're alife, Kraikory; it aictually
-does. You better knock off dis aifternoon, Kraikory, and go haif some
-fun. It's Saiturday, ain't it? And dere's a maitinee, hey? Vail, why
-don't you go to de teayter?... How? You study so hart becoase you vant
-to get able to earn your living? Now look at here, Kraikory; don't you
-talk foolish. I got plenty money, ain't I? And I got a right to spend
-my money so as to get saitisfaiction out of it, hey? Vail, now look at
-here; dere ain't no vay of spending my money what'll give me so much
-saitisfaiction as to spend it to make you haippy and contented; dot's a
-solemn faict. You needn't vorry about earning your living. You ain't
-got to earn it for a great mainy years yet already--not till you get all
-done mit your education. And ainyhow, Kraikory, you do earn it. You mind
-de store, and you read out lout to me, and you keep me company; and, my
-kracious, you're such a shenu-wine musician, Kraikory, you got such a
-graind tailent for de haind-organ, I don't know how I'd get along midout
-you. I guess I haif to raise your sailary next New Years."
-
-This was-only of a piece with Mr. Fin-kelstein's usual kindness. But I
-felt that I had abused his kindness in the past, and I was determined to
-abuse it no longer.
-
-I say I was happier than I had been for a long while before, and so I
-was. I was happier because I was more contented. My disappointment about
-the inheritance, though keen enough at the moment, did not last long. As
-Mr. Finkelstein had remarked, I was no worse off than I had been in
-the first place; and then, I derived a good deal of consolation from
-remembering what Uncle Peter had told me--that the money had gone to
-reconstruct the splendor of our house in France. My disappointment
-at seeing my meeting with Uncle Florimond again become a thing of the
-indefinite future, was deeper and more enduring. "Alas," I sighed, with
-a heart sick for hope deferred, "it seems as though I was never going
-to be able to go to him at all." And I gulped down a big lump that had
-gathered in my throat.
-
-Against Rosalind Earle I still nursed some foolish resentment. She had
-wished that I might have to eat humble pie. Well, her wish had come to
-pass; and I felt almost as though it were her fault that it had done
-so. She had said she didn't like me any more, and didn't care to have
-me call upon her any more. I took her at her word, and staid away,
-regarding myself in the light of a much-abused and injured person. So
-three or four weeks elapsed, and she and I never met. Then... Toward six
-o'clock one evening I was seated in the parlor, poring over my _Complete
-Phonogacipher_, when the door from the shop opened with a creak, and a
-light footstep became audible behind my chair. The next instant I heard
-Rosalind's voice, low and gentle, call my name.
-
-My heart began to flutter. I got up and turned around, and saw the dear
-little girl standing a yard distant from me, with her hand extended for
-me to take, and with her beautiful dark eyes fixed appealingly upon my
-face. I didn't speak; and I pretended not to see her hand; and I
-just stood still there, mute and pouting, like the sulky coxcomb and
-simpleton that I was.
-
-Rosalind allowed her hand to drop to her side, and a very pained look
-came over her face; and there was a frog in her voice, as she said, "O,
-Gregory! you--you are still angry with me."
-
-"O, no! I'm not angry with you," I answered, but in an offish tone; and
-that was true; I really wasn't angry with her the least bit any more.
-All my anger had evaporated at the sight of her face and the sound of
-her voice. But I didn't know how to unbend gracefully and without loss
-of dignity.
-
-"Then--then why haven't you been to see me?" she asked.
-
-"You said you didn't want me to come to see you any more."
-
-"But I didn't mean it. You must have known I didn't mean it."
-
-"But you said it, anyhow. I don't care to go where I'm not wanted. When
-people say a thing, how am I to know they don't mean it?"
-
-"But I said it when I was vexed. And what people say when they're
-vexed--other people ought not to count it. It isn't fair. And really and
-truly, Gregory, I didn't mean it; and I'm sorry I said it; and I'm
-sorry I spoke to you the way I did; and--and that's why I've come here,
-Gregory; I've come to ask your pardon."
-
-"Oh! certainly; don't mention it; no apology's necessary," I said. I
-would have given anything to have taken her in my arms, and kissed her,
-and begged her pardon; but I was too stiff-necked and self-conscious.
-
-"And then," she went on, "after you came back from Norwich, and Mr.
-Flisch told me what Mr. Finkelstein had told him--about how disappointed
-you had been, and everything--I--I felt so sorry for you, Gregory, and
-so sorry that I had spoken to you that way; and I wanted to come right
-over, and tell you I didn't mean it, and beg your pardon, and ask you to
-make up with me; but I thought maybe you mightn't like it, and that you
-might be angry with me, and--and not--not--I don't know; but anyway, I
-didn't come. And then I just hoped and hoped all the time that maybe
-you would come to see me; but you never did. And then at last I just
-couldn't wait any longer, I felt so guilty and sorry and everything;
-and--and so I stopped in on my way home to day; and, O, Gregory! I
-really didn't mean to hurt your feelings, and I hope you'll forgive me,
-Gregory, and not be angry with me any more."
-
-By this time I had gone up, and taken her in my arms; and, "O,
-Rosalind!" I cried, "don't talk like that. You--you make me feel so
-ashamed. You--you humiliate me so. What you said to me that day--it was
-just right. You were just right, and I was wrong. And I deserved to
-have you talk to me ten times worse, I was so horrid and stuck-up and
-everything. And I--I'm awfully sorry. And I've wanted--I've wanted to go
-and see you all the time, and tell you I was sorry; only--only I don't
-know--I suppose I was too proud. And I just hope that you'll forgive
-me, and forgive the way I acted here to-day a little while ago, and--O,
-Rosalind! I'm so glad to be friends with you again."
-
-"What!" exclaimed Mr. Finkelstein, entering from the shop. "Hugging and
-kissing each udder! Vail, my kracious! Vail, if I aifer! Vail, dot beats
-de deck! Oh! you needn't take no notice of me. You needn't stop on my
-account. I don't mind it. I been dere myself already, when I was your
-age. You needn't bloosh like dot, Rosie; dough it's mighty becoming to
-you, dot's a faict. And, Kraikory, you needn't look so sheebish. You
-ain't done nodings to be ashamed of. And I'm awful sorry I came in shust
-when I did, and inderrubded you; only I didn't know what you was doing,
-as you haidn't notified me, and I vanted to speak to Kraikory about
-a little maitter of business. Dere's an old feller outside dere in de
-store what cain't talk no English; and I guess he was a Frenchman; so I
-tought I'd get Kraikory to come along and aisk him what he vants, if you
-could spare him, Rosie--hey?" So Rosalind and I followed Mr. Finkelstein
-into the shop.
-
-A tall, thin, and very poor-looking old man stood before the counter,
-resting his hands upon it--small and well-shaped hands, but so fleshless
-that you could have counted the bones in them, and across which the
-blue, distended veins stretched like wires. His stove-pipe hat was worn
-and lustreless; his black frock coat was threadbare, and whitish along
-the seams. His old-fashioned standing collar was frayed at the edge; and
-a red mark on each side of his neck, beneath his ears, showed that the
-frayed edge had chafed his skin. His face was colorless and emaciated;
-his eyes, sunken deep under his brows, had a weary, sad, half-frightened
-look in them that compelled your pity. His moustache and imperial
-were as white as snow. A very forlorn, pathetic, poor-looking old
-man, indeed. Yet there was also something refined, dignified, and even
-courtly in his appearance; and I thought to myself that he had seen
-better days; and my heart ached for him. It was with an unwonted
-gentleness that I inquired: "You are French, Monsieur? I put myself at
-your service."
-
-His sad old eyes fixed themselves eagerly upon mine, and in a quavering
-old voice he answered, "_Je cherche un jeune homme qui s'appelle
-Grgoire Brace_"--I seek a young man named Gregory Brace. "_C'est ici que
-il demeure?_"--It is here that he lives?
-
-"_Mais oui, monsieur: c'est moi_" "--it is I," I said; and wondering what
-in the world he could want with me, I waited for him to go on.
-
-His eyes opened a little wider, and a light flashed in them. He seemed
-to be struggling with an emotion that made it impossible for him to
-speak. His throat, I could see, gave two or three convulsive swallows.
-Then his lips parted, his eyes grew dim with tears, and very huskily,
-bending forward, he demanded, "_Et--et vous ne me connaissez pas?_"--And
-you do not know me?
-
-I scanned his face carefully. I could not recognize it. I shook my head.
-"_Mais non, monsieur_--I do not think that I have ever seen you before.
-
-"No, that is true. But I hoped that you might know me, nevertheless....
-Gregory, it is I; it is thy uncle--de la Bourbonnaye." And he stretched
-out his two arms, to embrace me.
-
-[Illustration: 0193]
-
-"What!... Thou!... My--my Uncle--Florimond!... Oh!" I gasped. My heart
-bounded terribly. My head swam. The objects round about began to dance
-bewilderingly to and fro. The floor under my feet rocked like the deck
-of a ship. There was a loud continuous ringing in my ears.... But still
-I saw the figure of that sad old man standing there motionless, with
-arms outstretched toward me, waiting. A thousand unutterable emotions
-were battling in my heart; a thousand incoherent thoughts were racing
-through my brain. This poor old man my Uncle Florimond! This poor old
-man--in threadbare cloth and tattered linen.... Then suddenly an
-impulse mastered me. I rushed forward, and threw myself upon his breast,
-and--like a schoolgirl--fell to weeping.
-
-Well, as the French proverb says, everything comes at last to him who
-knows how to wait. To me at last had come the moment for which I had
-waited so many years; and I stood face to face with my Uncle Florimond,
-with the hero of my imagination, the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. But
-in place of the rich and powerful nobleman whom I had dreamed of, the
-dashing soldier, the brilliant courtier, I found the poor decrepit aged
-man whom you have seen. "Thou knowest, my Gregory," he explained to me.
-by and by, "since the overthrow of the legitimate monarchy by the first
-revolution, our family has never been rich. In 1792, upon the eve of the
-Terror, my father emigrated from the beautiful France, and sought refuge
-in Sweden, where I and my sister were born, and where he remained
-until 1815. Upon the restoration we returned to our fatherland; but our
-chateaux of which we counted no fewer than three, had been burned, our
-htel in Paris sacked, our wealth confiscated and dissipated, by those
-barbarians, those assassins, those incendiaries, and we possessed
-scarcely even the wherewithal to live. It was for that that we consented
-to the misalliance made by our Aurore in espousing thy grandfather,
-Philip Brace. American and bourgeois that he was, in admitting him to
-our connection, our family suffered the first disgrace of its history.
-Yet without dowry, my sister could never have married her equal in
-France, and would most likely have become a nun. But that excellent
-Brace, he loved her so much, her station was so high, his own so low,
-he was happy to obtain her hand at any terms. She, too, reciprocated
-his affection; he was indeed a fine fellow; and the marriage was
-accomplished.... It is now some ten years since, by the goodness of my
-beloved sister, I was enabled to amass a sufficient sum to purchase for
-myself an annuity of six thousand francs as a provision for my age.
-But behold, the other day--it is now about two months ago, perhaps--the
-annuity company goes into bankruptcy; and I am left absolutely without
-a _sou_. So I am come to America to seek an asylum with my sister's
-son, Peter. I am arrived to-day even, aboard the steamship La Touraine.
-Figure to thyself that, fault of money, I have been forced to make the
-passage second class! To-morrow I shall proceed to Norr-veesh."
-
-"Have you written to Uncle Peter to expect you?" I inquired.
-
-"_Mais non!_ I have not thought it necessary."
-
-"It is a man altogether singular, my Uncle Peter," I went on, "and truly
-I think that you will do better to rest here at New York a few days, in
-attending a response to the letter which I counsel you to send him. He
-loves not the surprises, my Uncle Peter."
-
-"I shall do all as thou desirest, my good Gregory," said Uncle
-Florimond; and he dispatched a letter to his nephew, Peter Brace, that
-very evening, setting forth the state of his affairs, and declaring his
-intention to go to Norwich.
-
-That night and the next he slept in Mr. Finkelstein's spare bedroom. On
-the evening of the third day an answer came from Uncle Peter, professing
-his inability to do anything to assist his mother's brother, and
-emphatically discouraging his proposed visit to Norwich. Uncle Florimond
-could hardly believe his senses. "Ah! such cruelty, such lack of heart,"
-he cried, "it is impossible."
-
-"Vail, Kraikory," said Mr. Finkelstein, "de only ting is, he'll haif to
-settle down here, and live mit me and you. He can keep dot spare room,
-and we'll make him as comfortable as we know how. Tell him I be prout to
-haif him for my guest as long as he'll stay."
-
-"No," I answered, "I can't let you go to work and saddle yourself with
-my relatives as well as with me. I must pitch in and support him."
-
-"But, my kracious, Kraikory, what can you do? You're only fifteen years
-old. You couldn't earn more as tree or four tollars a veek if you vorked
-all de time."
-
-"Oh! yes, I could. You forget that I've been studying short-hand; and I
-can write sixty words a minute; and Mr. Marx will get me a position as a
-short-hand writer in some office down-town; and then I could earn eight
-dollars a week at least."
-
-"Vail, my kracious, dot's a faict. Vail, dot's simply immense. Vail, I'm
-mighty glaid now you kept on studying and didn't take my advice. Vail,
-ainyhow, Kraikory, you and him can go on living here by me, and den when
-you're able you can pay boart--hey? And say, Kraikory, I always had
-a sort of an idea dot I like to learn Frainch; and maybe he'd give me
-lessons, hey? Aisk him what he'd sharsh."
-
-"Ah, my Gregory," sighed Uncle Florimond, "I am desolated. To become a
-burden upon thy young shoulders--it is terrible."
-
-"I beseech you, my dearest uncle, do not say such things. I love you
-with all my heart. It is my greatest happiness to have you near me. And
-hold, you are going to gain your own livelihood. Mr. Finkelstein here
-wishes to know what you will charge to give him French lessons."
-
-"Well, I guess I join de class," said Mr. Marx, when he heard of his
-father-in-law's studies.
-
-"So will I," said Mrs. Marx.
-
-"Well, I guess I come in too," said Mr. Flisch.
-
-"And I want to learn French ever so much," said Rosalind.
-
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-
-So a class was formed; and a Marquis de la Bourbonnaye, for the first
-time, no doubt, in the history of that ancient family, ate bread that he
-had earned by the sweat of his brow. It was a funny and yet a pathetic
-sight to see him laboring with his pupils. He was very gentle and very
-patient; but by the melancholy expression of his eyes, I knew that the
-outrages they committed upon his native language sank deep into his own
-soul. He and Mr. Finkelstein became great friends. I think they used
-to play cards together quite six hours every day. Uncle Florimond had
-studied English as a lad at school; and by and by he screwed his courage
-to the sticking place, and began to talk that tongue. It was as good as
-a play to hear him and Mr. Finkelstein converse together.
-
-In due time, surely enough, Mr. Marx procured a situation for me as
-stenographer in a banking-house down-town. My salary, to start with, was
-seven dollars a week. Joining that to what Uncle Florimond earned, we
-had enough to support us in comparative comfort and without loss of
-self-respect.
-
-And now Mrs. Gregory Brace, who is looking over my shoulder, and whose
-first name is Rosalind, and whose maiden-name was Earle, warns me that
-the point is reached where I must write
-
-
-THE END.
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- <h1>
- MY UNCLE FLORIMOND
- </h1>
- <h2>
- By Sidney Luska (Henry Harland)
- </h2>
- <h4>
- Author of The Yoke of the Thorah and Others
- </h4>
- <h3>
- D. Lothrop Company
- </h3>
- <h3>
- Boston: Franklin and Hawley Streets
- </h3>
- <h4>
- 1888
- </h4>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a>
- </p>
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- <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br />
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- <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
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- <p>
- <br /> <br />
- </p>
- <h3>
- TO MY GRANDMOTHER
- </h3>
- <h3>
- A. L. H.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- IN REMEMBRANCE OF OLD
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- <h3>
- NORWICH DAYS
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I.&mdash;THE NEPHEW OF A MARQUIS. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II&mdash;I MAKE A FRIEND. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III.&mdash;NEW YORK. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV&mdash;AT MR. FINKELSTEIN'S. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V&mdash;PRIDE AND A FALL. </a>
- </p>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI&mdash;MY UNCLE FLORIMOND. </a>
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- CHAPTER I.&mdash;THE NEPHEW OF A MARQUIS.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">B</span>oth of my parents
- died while I was still a baby; and I passed my childhood at the home of my
- father's mother in Norwich Town&mdash;which lies upon the left bank of the
- river Yantic, some three miles to the north of Norwich City, in Eastern
- Connecticut.
- </p>
- <p>
- My father's mother, my dear old grandmother, was a French lady by birth;
- and her maiden name had been quite an imposing one&mdash;Aurore Aline
- Raymonde Marie Antoinette de la Bourbonnaye. But in 1820, when she was
- nineteen years old, my grandfather had persuaded her to change it for
- plain and simple Mrs. Brace; from which it would seem that my grandfather
- must have been a remarkably persuasive man. At that time she lived in
- Paris with her father and mother, who were very lofty, aristocratic people&mdash;the
- Marquis and Marquise de la Bourbonnaye. But after her marriage she
- followed her husband across the ocean to his home in Connecticut, where in
- 1835 he died, and where she had remained ever since. She had had two
- children: my father, Edward, whom the rebels shot at the Battle of Bull
- Run in July, 1861, and my father's elder brother, my Uncle Peter, who had
- never married, and who was the man of our house in Norwich.
- </p>
- <p>
- The neighbors called my Uncle Peter Square, because he was a lawyer. Some
- of them called him Jedge, because he had once been a Justice of the Peace.
- Between him and me no love was lost. A stern, cold, frowning man, tall and
- dark, with straight black hair, a lean, smooth-shaven face, thin lips,
- hard black eyes, and bushy black eyebrows that grew together over his nose
- making him look false and cruel, he inspired in me an exceeding awe, and
- not one atom of affection. I was indeed so afraid of him that at the mere
- sound of his voice my heart would sink into my boots, and my whole skin
- turn goose-flesh. When I had to pass the door of his room, if he was in, I
- always quickened my pace and went on tiptoe, half expecting that he might
- dart out and seize upon me; if he was absent, I would stop and peek in
- through the keyhole, with the fascinated terror of one gazing into an
- ogre's den. And, oh me! what an agony of fear I had to suffer three times
- every day, seated at meals with him. If I so much as spoke a single word,
- except to answer a question, he would scowl upon me savagely, and growl
- out, &ldquo;Children should be seen and not heard.&rdquo; After he had helped my
- grandmother, he would demand in the crossest tone you can imagine,
- &ldquo;Gregory, do you want a piece of meat?&rdquo; Then I would draw a deep breath,
- clinch my fists, muster my utmost courage, and, scarcely louder than a
- whisper, stammer, &ldquo;Ye-es, sir, if you p-please.&rdquo; It would have come much
- more easily to say, &ldquo;No, I thank you, sir,&rdquo;&mdash;only I was so very
- hungry. But not once, in all the years I spent at Norwich, not once did I
- dare to ask for more. So I often left the table with my appetite not half
- satisfied, and would have to visit the kitchen between meals, and beg a
- supplementary morsel from Julia, our cook.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Peter, for his part, took hardly any notice whatever of me, unless
- it was to give me a gruff word of command&mdash;like &ldquo;Leave the room,&rdquo; &ldquo;Go
- to bed,&rdquo; &ldquo;Hold your tongue,&rdquo;&mdash;or worse still a scolding, or worst of
- all a whipping. For the latter purpose he employed a flexible rattan cane,
- with a curiously twisted handle. It buzzed like a hornet as it flew
- cutting through the air; and then, when it had reached its objective point&mdash;mercy,
- how it stung! I fancied that whipping me afforded him a great deal of
- enjoyment. Anyhow, he whipped me very often, and on the very slightest
- provocation: if I happened to be a few minutes behindhand at breakfast,
- for example, or if I did not have my hair nicely brushed and parted when I
- appeared at dinner. And if I cried, he would whip all the harder, saying,
- &ldquo;I'll give you something to cry about,&rdquo; so that in the end I learned to
- stand the most unmerciful flogging with never so much as a tear or a sob.
- Instead of crying, I would bite my lips, and drive my fingernails into the
- palms of my hands until they bled. Why, one day, I remember, I was
- standing in the dining-room, drinking a glass of water, when suddenly I
- heard his footstep behind me; and it startled me so that I let the tumbler
- drop from my grasp to the floor, where it broke, spilling the water over
- the carpet. &ldquo;You clumsy jackanapes,&rdquo; he cried; &ldquo;come up-stairs with me,
- and I'll show you how to break tumblers.&rdquo; He seized hold of my ear, and,
- pinching and tugging at it, led me up-stairs to his room. There he
- belabored me so vigorously with that rattan cane of his that I was stiff
- and lame for two days afterward. Well, I dare say that sometimes I merited
- my Uncle Peter's whippings richly; but I do believe that in the majority
- of cases when he whipped me, moral suasion would have answered quite as
- well, or even better. &ldquo;Spare the rod and spoil the child&rdquo; was one of his
- fundamental principles of life.
- </p>
- <p>
- Happily, however, except at meal hours, my Uncle Peter was seldom in the
- house. He had an office at the Landing&mdash;that was the name Norwich
- City went by in Norwich Town&mdash;and thither daily after breakfast and
- again after dinner, he betook himself. After supper he would go out to
- spend the evening&mdash;where or how I never knew, though I often
- wondered; but all day Sunday he would stay at home, shut up in his room;
- and all day Sunday, therefore, I was careful to keep as still as a mouse.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not in the least take after his mother, my grandmother; for she, I
- verily believe, of all sweet and gentle ladies was the sweetest and the
- gentlest. It is now more than sixteen years since she died; yet, as I
- think of her now, my heart swells, my eyes fill with tears, and I can see
- her as vividly before me as though we had parted but yesterday: a little
- old body, in a glistening black silk dress, with her snowy hair drawn in a
- tall puff upward from her forehead, and her kind face illuminated by a
- pair of large blue eyes, as quick and as bright as any maiden's. She had
- the whitest, daintiest, tiniest hands you ever did see; and the tiniest
- feet. These she had inherited from her noble French ancestors; and along
- with them she had also inherited a delicate Roman nose&mdash;or, as it is
- sometimes called, a Bourbon nose. Now, as you will recollect, the French
- word for nose is <i>nez</i> (pronounced <i>nay</i>); and I remember I
- often wondered whether that Bourbon nose of my grandmother's might not
- have had something to do with the origin of her family name, Bourbonnaye.
- But that, of course, was when I was a very young and foolish child indeed.
- </p>
- <p>
- In her youth, I know, my grandmother had been a perfect beauty. Among the
- other pictures in our parlor, there hung an oil painting which represented
- simply the loveliest young lady that I could fancy. She had curling golden
- hair, laughing eyes as blue as the sky, ripe red lips just made to kiss,
- faintly blushing cheeks, and a rich, full throat like a column of ivory;
- and she wore a marvelous costume of cream-colored silk, trimmed with lace;
- and in one hand she-held a bunch of splendid crimson roses, so well
- painted that you could almost smell them. I used to sit before this
- portrait for hours at a stretch, and admire the charming girl who smiled
- upon me from it, and wonder and wonder who she could be, and where she
- lived, and whether I should ever have the good luck to meet her in proper
- person. I used to think that perhaps I had already met her somewhere, and
- then forgotten; for, though I could not put my finger on it, there was
- something strangely familiar to me in her face. I used to say to myself,
- &ldquo;What if after all it should be only a fancy picture! Oh! I hope, I hope
- it isn't.&rdquo; Then at length, one day, it occurred to me to go to my
- grandmother for information. Imagine my surprise when she told me that it
- was a portrait of herself, taken shortly before her wedding.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, dear! I wish I had been alive in those days,&rdquo; I sighed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; she queried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because then I could have married you,&rdquo; I explained. At which she laughed
- as merrily as though I had got off the funniest joke in the world, and
- called me an &ldquo;<i>enfant terrible</i>&rdquo;&mdash;a dreadful child.
- </p>
- <p>
- This episode abode in my mind for a long time to come, and furnished me
- food for much sorrowful reflection. It brought forcibly home to me the
- awful truth, which I had never thought of before, that youth and beauty
- cannot last. That this young girl&mdash;so strong, so gay, so full of
- life, with such bright red lips and brilliant golden hair&mdash;that she
- could have changed into a feeble gray old lady, like my grandmother! It
- was a sad and appalling possibility.
- </p>
- <p>
- My grandmother stood nearly as much in awe of my Uncle Peter as I did. He
- allowed himself to browbeat and bully her in a manner that made my blood
- boil. &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; I would think in my soul, &ldquo;just wait till I am a man as big as
- he is. Won't I teach him a lesson, though?&rdquo; She and I talked together for
- the most part in French. This was for two reasons: first, because it was
- good practice for me; and secondly, because it was pleasant for her&mdash;French
- being her native tongue. Well, my Uncle Peter hated the very sound of
- French&mdash;why I could not guess, but I suspected it was solely for the
- sake of being disagreeable&mdash;and if ever a word of that language
- escaped my grandmother's lips in his presence, he would glare at her from
- beneath his shaggy brows, and snarl out, &ldquo;Can't you speak English to the
- boy?&rdquo; She never dared to interfere in my behalf when he was about to whip
- me&mdash;though I knew her heart ached to do so&mdash;but would sit alone
- in her room during the operation, and wait to comfort me after it was
- over. His rattan cane raised great red welts upon my skin, which smarted
- and were sore for hours. These she would rub with a salve that cooled and
- helped to heal them; and then, putting her arm about my neck, she would
- bid me not to mind it, and not to feel unhappy any more, and would give me
- peppermint candies and cookies, and tell me long, interesting stories, or
- read aloud to me, or show me the pictures in her big family Bible. &ldquo;Paul
- and Virginia&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Arabian Nights&rdquo; were the books I liked best to be
- read to from; and my favorite picture was one of Daniel iii the lion's
- den. Ah, my dear, dear grandmother! As I look back upon those days now,
- there is no bitterness in my memory of Uncle Peter's whippings; but my
- memory of your tender goodness in consoling me is infinitely sweet.
- </p>
- <p>
- No; if my Uncle Peter was perhaps a trifle too severe with me, my
- grandmother erred in the opposite direction, and did much to spoil me. I
- never got a single angry word from her in all the years we lived together;
- yet I am sure I must have tried her patience very frequently and very
- sorely. Every forenoon, from eight till twelve o'clock, she gave me my
- lessons: geography, history, grammar, arithmetic and music. I was neither
- a very apt nor a very industrious pupil in any of these branches; but I
- was especially dull and especially lazy in my pursuit of the last. My
- grandmother would sit with me at the piano for an hour, and try and try to
- make me play my exercise aright; and though I always played it wrong, she
- never lost her temper, and never scolded. I deserved worse than a
- scolding; I deserved a good sound box on the ear; for I had shirked my
- practising, and that was why I blundered so. But the most my grandmother
- ever said or did by way of reproof, was to shake her head sadly at me, and
- murmur, &ldquo;Ah, Gregory, Gregory, I fear that you lack ambition.&rdquo; So very
- possibly, after all, my Uncle Peter's sternness was really good for me as
- a disagreeable but salutary tonic.
- </p>
- <p>
- My Uncle Florimond was my grandmother's only brother, unmarried, five
- years older than herself, who lived in France. His full name was even more
- imposing than hers had been; and to write it I shall have to use up nearly
- all the letters of the alphabet: Florimond Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre
- de la Bourbonnaye. As if this were not enough, he joined to it the title
- of marquis, which had descended to him from his father; just think&mdash;Florimond
- Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre, Marquis de la Bourbonnaye.
- </p>
- <p>
- Though my grandmother had not once seen her brother Florimond since her
- marriage&mdash;when she was a blushing miss of nineteen, and he a dashing
- young fellow of four-and-twenty&mdash;I think she cared more for him than
- for anybody else alive, excepting perhaps myself. And though I had never
- seen him at all, I am sure that he was to me, without exception, the most
- important personage in the whole wide world. He owed this distinguished
- place in my regard to several causes. He owed it partly, no doubt, to the
- glamour attaching to his name and title. To my youthful imagination
- Florimond Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre de la Bourbonnaye made a strong
- appeal. Surely, any one who went through life bearing a name like that
- must be a very great and extrordinary man; and the fact that he was my
- uncle&mdash;my own grandmother's brother&mdash;stirred my bosom with
- pride, and thrilled it with satisfaction. Then, besides, he was a marquis;
- and a marquis, I supposed, of course, must be the embodiment of everything
- that was fine and admirable in human nature&mdash;good, strong, rich,
- brave, brilliant, beautiful&mdash;just one peg lower in the scale of glory
- than a king. Yes, on account of his name and title alone, I believe, I
- should have placed my Uncle Florimond upon a lofty pedestal in the
- innermost shrine of my fancy, as a hero to drape with all the dazzling
- qualities I could conceive of, to wonder about, and to worship. But
- indeed, in this case, I should most likely have done very much the same
- thing, even if he had had no other title than plain Mister, and if his
- name had been homely John or James. For my grandmother, who never tired of
- talking to me of him, had succeeded in communicating to my heart something
- of her own fondness for him, as well as imbuing my mind with an eager
- interest in everything that concerned him, and in firing it with a glowing
- ideal of his personality. She had taught me that he was in point of fact,
- all that I had pictured him in my surmises.
- </p>
- <p>
- When, in 1820, Aurore de la Bourbonnaye became Mrs. Brace, and bade
- good-by to her home and family, her brother Florimond had held a
- commission as lieutenant in the King's Guard. A portrait of him in his
- lieutenant's uniform hung over the fireplace in our parlor, directly
- opposite the portrait of his sister that I have already spoken of. You
- never saw a handsomer young soldier: tall, muscular, perfectly shaped,
- with close-cropped chestnut hair, frank brown eyes, and regular clean-cut
- features, as refined and sensitive as a woman's, yet full of manly dignity
- and courage. In one hand he held his military hat, plumed with a long
- black ostrich feather; his other hand rested upon the hilt of his sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- His uniform was all ablaze with brass buttons and gold lace; and a
- beautiful red silk sash swept over his shoulder diagonally downward to his
- hip, where it was knotted, and whence its tasseled ends fell half-way to
- his knee. Yes, indeed; he was a handsome, dashing, gallant-looking
- officer; and you may guess how my grandmother flattered me when she
- declared, as she often did, &ldquo;Gregory, you are his living image.&rdquo; Then she
- would continue in her quaint old-fashioned French:&mdash;&ldquo;Ah! that thou
- mayest resemble him in spirit, in character, also. He is of the most
- noble, of the most generous, of the most gentle. An action base, a thought
- unworthy, a sentiment dishonorable&mdash;it is to him impossible. He is
- the courage, the courtesy, the chivalry, itself. Regard, then, his face.
- Is it not radiant of his soul? Is it not eloquent of kindness, of
- fearlessness, of truth? He is the model, the paragon even, of a gentleman,
- of a Christian. Say, then, my Gregory, is it that thou lovest him a little
- also, thou? Is it that thou art going to imitate him a little in thy life,
- and to strive to become a man as noble, as lovable, as he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- To which I would respond earnestly in the same language, &ldquo;O, yes! I love
- him, I admire him, with all my heart&mdash;after thee, my grandmother,
- better than anybody. And if I could become a man like him, I should be
- happier than I can say. Anyway, I shall try. He will be my pattern. But
- tell me, shall I never see him? Will he never come to Norwich? I would
- give&mdash;oh! I would give a thousand dollars&mdash;to see him, to
- embrace him, to speak with him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, no, I fear he will never come to Norwich. He is married to his
- France, his Paris. But certainly, when thou art grown up, thou shalt see
- him. Thou wilt go to Europe, and present thyself before him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, dear! not till I am grown up,&rdquo; I would complain. &ldquo;That is so long to
- wait.&rdquo; Yet that came to be a settled hope, a moving purpose, in my life&mdash;that
- I should sometime meet my Uncle Florimond in person. I used to indulge my
- imagination in long, delicious day-dreams, of which our meeting was the
- subject, anticipating how he would receive me, and what we should say and
- do. I used to try honestly to be a good boy, so that he would take
- pleasure in recognizing me as his nephew. My grandmother's assertion to
- the effect that I looked like him filled my heart with gladness, though,
- strive as I might, I could not see the resemblance for myself. And if she
- never tired of talking to me about him, I never tired of listening,
- either. Indeed, to all the story-books in our library I preferred her
- anecdotes of Uncle Florimond.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once a month regularly my grandmother wrote him a long letter; and once a
- month regularly a long letter arrived from him for her&mdash;the reception
- of which marked a great day in our placid, uneventful calendar. It was my
- duty to go to the post-office every afternoon, to fetch the mail. When I
- got an envelope addressed in his handwriting, and bearing the French
- postage-stamp&mdash;oh! didn't I hurry home! I couldn't seem to run fast
- enough, I was so impatient to deliver it to her, and to hear her read it
- aloud. Yet the contents of Uncle Florimond's epistles were seldom very
- exciting; and I dare say, if I should copy one of them here, you would
- pronounce it quite dull and prosy. He always began, &ldquo;<i>Ma sour bien-aimee</i>&rdquo;&mdash;My
- well-beloved sister. Then generally he went on to give an account of his
- goings and his comings since his last&mdash;naming the people whom he had
- met, the houses at which he had dined, the plays he had witnessed, the
- books he had read&mdash;and to inquire tenderly touching his sister's
- health, and to bid her kiss his little nephew Gregory for him. He
- invariably wound up, &ldquo;<i>Dieu te garde, ma sour cherie</i>&rdquo;&mdash;God keep
- thee, my dearest sister.&mdash;&ldquo;Thy affectionate brother, de la
- Bourbonnaye.&rdquo; That was his signature&mdash;de la Bourbonnaye, written
- uphill, with a big flourish underneath it&mdash;never Florimond. My
- grandmother explained to me that in this particular&mdash;signing his
- family name without his given one&mdash;he but followed a custom prevalent
- among French noblemen. Well, as I was saying, his letters for the most
- part were quite unexciting; yet, nevertheless, I listened to them with
- rapt attention, reluctant to lose a single word. This was for the good and
- sufficient reason that they came from him&mdash;from my Uncle Florimond&mdash;from
- my hero, the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. And after my grandmother had
- finished reading one of them, I would ask, &ldquo;May I look at it, please?&rdquo; To
- hold it between my fingers, and gaze upon it, exerted a vague, delightful
- fascination over me. To think that his own hand had touched this paper,
- had shaped these characters, less than a fortnight ago! My Uncle
- Florimond's very hand! It was wonderful!
- </p>
- <p>
- I was born on the first of March, 1860; so that on the first of March,
- 1870, I became ten years of age. On the morning of that day, after
- breakfast, my grandmother called me to her room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thou shalt have a holiday to-day,&rdquo; she said; &ldquo;no study, no lessons. But
- first, stay.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She unlocked the lowest drawer of the big old-fashioned bureau-desk at
- which she used to write, and took from it something long and slender,
- wrapped up in chamois-skin. Then she undid and peeled off the chamois-skin
- wrapper, and showed me&mdash;what do you suppose? A beautiful
- golden-hilted sword, incased in a golden scabbard!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Isn't it pretty?&rdquo; she asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! lovely, superb,&rdquo; I answered, all admiration and curiosity.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Guess a little, <i>mon petit</i>, whom it belonged to?&rdquo; she went on.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To&mdash;oh! to my Uncle Florimond&mdash;I am sure,&rdquo; I exclaimed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Right. To thy Uncle Florimond. It was presented to him by the king, by
- King Louis XVIII.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By the king&mdash;by the king!&rdquo; I repeated wonderingly. &ldquo;Just think!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Precisely. By the king himself, as a reward of valor and a token of his
- regard. And when I was married my brother gave it to me as a keepsake. And
- now&mdash;and now, my Gregory, I am going to give it to thee as a birthday
- present.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To me! Oh!&rdquo; I cried. That was the most I could say. I was quite overcome
- by my surprise and my delight.
- </p>
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
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- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0032.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I give it to thee; and we will hang it up in thy bed-chamber, on the
- wall opposite thy bed; and every night and every morning thou shalt look
- at it, and think of thy Uncle Florimond, and remember to be like him. So
- thy first and thy last thought every day shall be of him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I leave it to you to fancy how happy this present made me, how happy and
- how proud. For many years that sword was the most highly prized of all my
- goods and chattels. At this very moment it hangs on the wall in my study,
- facing the table at which I write these lines.
- </p>
- <p>
- A day or two later, when I made my usual afternoon trip to the
- post-office, I found there a large, square brown-paper package, about the
- size of a school geography, postmarked Paris, and addressed, in my Uncle
- Florimond's handwriting, not to my grandmother, but to me! to my very
- self. &ldquo;Monsieur Grégoire Brace, chez Madame Brace, Norwich Town,
- Connecticut, Etats-unis d'Amérique.&rdquo; At first I could hardly believe my
- eyesight. Why should my Uncle Florimond address anything to me? What could
- it mean? And what could the contents of the mysterious parcel be? It never
- occurred to me to open it, and thus settle the question for myself; but,
- burning with curiosity, I hastened home, and putting it into my
- grandmother's hands, informed her how it had puzzled and astonished me.
- She opened it at once, I peering eagerly over her shoulder; and then both
- of us uttered an exclamation of delight. It was a large illustrated copy
- of my favorite story, &ldquo;Paul et Virginie,&rdquo; bound in scarlet leather,
- stamped and lettered in gold; and on the fly-leaf, in French, was written,
- &ldquo;To my dear little nephew Gregory, on his tenth birthday with much love
- from his Uncle de la Bourbonnaye.&rdquo; I can't tell you how this book pleased
- me. That my Uncle Florimond should care enough for me to send me such a
- lovely birthday gift! For weeks afterward I wanted no better entertainment
- than to read it, and to look at its pictures, and remember who had sent it
- to me. Of course, I sat right down and wrote the very nicest letter I
- possibly could, to thank him for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, as you know, in that same year, 1870, the French Emperor, Louis
- Napoleon, began his disastrous war with the King of Prussia; and it may
- seem very strange to you when I say that that war, fought more than three
- thousand miles away, had a direct and important influence upon my life,
- and indeed brought it to its first great turning-point. But such is the
- truth. For, as you will remember, after a few successes at the outset, the
- French army met with defeat in every quarter; and as the news of these
- calamities reached us in Norwich, through the New York papers, my
- grandmother grew visibly feebler and older from day to day. The color left
- her cheeks; the light left her eyes; her voice lost its ring; she ate
- scarcely more than a bird's portion at dinner; she became nervous, and
- restless, and very sad: so intense was her love for her native country, so
- painfully was she affected by its misfortunes.
- </p>
- <p>
- The first letter we received from Uncle Florimond, after the war broke
- out, was a very hopeful one. He predicted that a month or two at the
- utmost would suffice for the complete victory of the French, and the utter
- overthrow and humiliation of the Barbarians, as he called the Germans. &ldquo;I
- myself,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;am, alas, too old to go to the front; but happily
- I am not needed, our actual forces being more than sufficient. I remain in
- Paris at the head of a regiment of municipal guards.&rdquo; His second letter
- was still hopeful in tone, though he had to confess that for the moment
- the Prussians seemed to be enjoying pretty good luck. &ldquo;<i>Mais cela
- passera</i>&rdquo;&mdash;But that will pass,&mdash;he added confidently. His
- next letter and his next, however, struck a far less cheery note; and
- then, after the siege of Paris began, his letters ceased coming
- altogether, for then, of course, Paris was shut off from any communication
- with the outside world.
- </p>
- <p>
- With the commencement of the siege of Paris a cloud settled over our home
- in Norwich, a darkness and a chill that deepened steadily until, toward
- the end of January, 1871, the city surrendered and was occupied by the
- enemy. Dread and anxiety dogged our footsteps all day long every day.
- &ldquo;Even at this moment, Gregory, while we sit here in peace and safety, thy
- Uncle Florimond may be dead or dying,&rdquo; my grandmother would say; then,
- bowing her head, &ldquo;<i>O mon Dieu, sois miséricordieux</i>&rdquo;&mdash;O my God,
- be merciful. Now and then she would start in her chair, and shudder; and
- upon my demanding the cause, she would reply, &ldquo;I was thinking what if at
- that instant he had been shot by a Prussian bullet.&rdquo; For hours she would
- sit perfectly motionless, with her hands folded, and her eyes fixed
- vacantly upon the wall; until all at once, she would cover her face, and
- begin to cry as if her heart would break. And then, when the bell rang to
- summon us to meals, &ldquo;Ah, what a horror!&rdquo; she would exclaim. &ldquo;Here are we
- with an abundance of food and drink, while he whom we love may be
- perishing of hunger!&rdquo; But she had to keep her suffering to herself when
- Uncle Peter was around; otherwise, he would catch her up sharply, saying,
- &ldquo;Tush! don't be absurd.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And so it went on from worse to worse, my grandmother pining away under my
- very eyes, until the siege ended in 1871, and the war was decided in favor
- of the Germans. Then, on the fourteenth of February, St. Valentine's Day,
- our fears lest Uncle Florimond had been killed were relieved. A letter
- came from him dated February 1st. It was very short. It ran: &ldquo;Here is a
- single line, my beloved sister, to tell thee that I am alive and well.
- To-morrow I shall write thee a real letter&rdquo;&mdash;<i>une vraie lettre</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- My grandmother never received his &ldquo;real letter.&rdquo; The long strain and
- suspense had been too much for her. That day she broke down completely,
- crying at one moment, laughing the next, and all the time talking to
- herself in a way that frightened me terribly. That night she went to bed
- in a high fever, and out of her mind. She did not know me, her own
- grandson, but kept calling me Florimond. I ran for the doctor; but when he
- saw her, he shook his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the morning of February 16th my dear, dear grandmother died.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II&mdash;I MAKE A FRIEND.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> shall not dwell
- upon my grief. It would be painful, and it would serve no purpose. The
- spring of 1871 was a very dark and dismal spring to me. It was as though a
- part&mdash;the best part&mdash;of myself had been taken from me. To go on
- living in the same old house, where everything spoke to me of her, where
- every nook and corner had its association with her, where every chair and
- table recalled her to me, yet not to hear her voice, nor see her face, nor
- feel her presence any more, and to realize that she had gone from me
- forever&mdash;I need not tell you how hard it was, nor how my heart ached,
- nor how utterly lonesome and desolate I felt. I need not tell you how big
- and bleak and empty the old house seemed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sometimes, though, I could not believe that it was really true, that she
- had really died. It was too dreadful. I could not help thinking that it
- must be some mistake, some hideous delusion. I would start from my sleep
- in the middle of the night, and feel sure that it must have been a bad
- dream, that she must have come back, that she was even now in bed in her
- room. Then, full of hope, I would get up and go to see. All my pain was
- suddenly and cruelly renewed when I found her bed cold and empty. I would
- throw myself upon it, and bury my face in the coverlet, and abandon myself
- to a passionate outburst of tears and sobs, calling aloud for her: &ldquo;<i>Grand'-mère,
- grand'mere, O ma grand'mère chérie!</i>&rdquo; I almost expected that she would
- hear me, and be moved to pity for me, and come back.
- </p>
- <p>
- One night, when I was lying thus upon her bed, in the dark, and calling
- for her, I felt all at once the clutch of a strong hand upon my shoulder.
- It terrified me unspeakably. My heart gave a great jump, and stopped its
- beating. My limbs trembled, and a cold sweat broke out all over my body. I
- could not see six inches before my face. Who, or rather what, could my
- invisible captor be? Some grim and fearful monster of the darkness? A
- giant&mdash;a vampire&mdash;an ogre&mdash;or, at the very least, a
- burglar! All this flashed through my mind in a fraction of a second. Then
- I heard the voice of my Uncle Peter: &ldquo;What do you mean, you young beggar,
- by raising such a hullaballoo at this hour of the night, and waking people
- up? Get off to your bed now, and in the morning I'll talk to you.&rdquo; And
- though I suspected that &ldquo;I'll talk to you&rdquo; signified &ldquo;I'll give you a good
- sound thrashing,&rdquo; I could have hugged my Uncle Peter, so great was my
- relief to find that it was he, and no one worse.
- </p>
- <p>
- Surely enough, next morning after breakfast, he led me to his room, and
- there he administered to me one of the most thorough and energetic
- thrashings I ever received from him. But now I had nobody to pet me and
- make much of me after it; and all that day I felt the awful friendlessness
- of my position more keenly than I had ever felt it before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have but one friend in the whole world,&rdquo; I thought, &ldquo;and he is so far,
- so far away. If I could only somehow get across the ocean, to France, to
- Paris, to his house, and live with him! He would be so good to me, and I
- should be so happy!&rdquo; And I looked up at his sword hanging upon my wall,
- and longed for the hour when I should touch the hand that had once wielded
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- I must not forget to tell you here of a little correspondence that I had
- with this distant friend of mine. A day or two after the funeral I
- approached my Uncle Peter, and, summoning all my courage, inquired, &ldquo;Are
- you going to write to Uncle Florimond, and let him know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What?&rdquo; he asked, as if he had not heard, though I had spoken quite
- distinctly. That was one of his disagreeable, disconcerting ways&mdash;to
- make you repeat whatever you had to say. It always put me out of
- countenance, and made me feel foolish and embarrassed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wanted to know whether you were going to write and tell Uncle
- Florimond,&rdquo; I explained with a quavering voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- By way of retort, he half-shut his eyes, and gave me a queer, quizzical
- glance, which seemed to be partly a sneer, and partly a threat. He kept it
- up for a minute or two, and then he turned his back upon me, and went off
- whistling. This I took to be as good as &ldquo;No&rdquo; to my question. &ldquo;Yet,&rdquo; I
- reflected, &ldquo;somebody ought to write and tell him. It is only fair to let
- him know.&rdquo; And I determined that I would do so myself; and I did. I wrote
- him a letter; and then I rewrote it; and then I copied it; and then I
- copied it again; and at last I dropped my final copy into the post-box.
- </p>
- <p>
- About five weeks later I got an answer from him. In a few simple sentences
- he expressed his great sorrow; and then he went on: &ldquo;And, now, my dear
- little nephew, by this mutual loss thou and I are brought closer together;
- and by a more tender mutual affection we must try to comfort and console
- each other. For my part, I open to thee that place in my heart left vacant
- by the death of my sainted sister; and I dare to hope that thou wilt
- transfer to me something of thy love for her. I attend with impatience the
- day of our meeting, which, I tell myself, if the Lord spares our lives,
- must arrive as soon as thou art big enough to leave thy home and come to
- me in France. Meanwhile, may the good God keep and bless thee, shall be
- the constant prayer of thy Uncle de la Bourbonnaye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This letter touched me very deeply.
- </p>
- <p>
- After reading it I came nearer to feeling really happy than I had come at
- any time before since she died.
- </p>
- <p>
- I must hasten over the next year. Of course, as the weeks and months
- slipped away, I gradually got more or less used to the new state of
- things, and the first sharp edge of my grief was dulled. The hardest hours
- of my day were those spent at table with Uncle Peter&mdash;alone with him,
- in a silence broken only by the clinking of our knives and forks. These
- were very hard, trying hours indeed. The rest of my time I passed out of
- doors, in the company of Sam Budd, our gardener's son, and the other
- village boys. What between swimming, fishing, and running the streets with
- them, I contrived to amuse myself after a fashion. Yet, for all that, the
- year I speak of was a forlorn, miserable year for me; I was far from being
- either happy or contented. My first violent anguish had simply given place
- to a vague, continuous sense of dissatisfaction and unrest, like a hunger,
- a craving, for something I could not name. That something was really&mdash;love:
- though I was not wise enough to know as much at the time. A child's heart&mdash;and,
- for that matter, a grown-up man's&mdash;craves affection as naturally as
- his stomach craves food; I did not have it; and that was why my heart
- ached and was sick. I wondered and wondered whether my present mode of
- life was going to last forever; I longed and longed for change. Somehow to
- escape, and get across the ocean to my Uncle Florimond, was my constant
- wish; but I saw no means of realizing it. Once in a while I would think,
- &ldquo;Suppose I write to him and tell him how wretched I am, and ask him to
- send for me?&rdquo; But then a feeling of shame and delicacy restrained me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Another thing that you will easily see about this year, is that it must
- have been a very unprofitable one for me from the point of view of morals.
- My education was suspended; no more study, no more 'lessons. Uncle Peter
- never spoke of sending me to school; and I was too young and ignorant to
- desire to go of my own accord. Then, too, I was without any sort of
- refining or softening influence at home; Julia, our cook, being my single
- friend there, and my uncle's treatment of me serving only to sour and
- harden me. If, therefore, at the end of the year in question I was by no
- manner of means so nice a boy as I had been at the beginning of it, surely
- there was little cause for astonishment. Indeed, I imagine the only thing
- that kept me from growing altogether rough and wild and boisterous, was my
- thought of Uncle Florimond, and my ambition to be the kind of lad that I
- believed he would like to have me.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now I come to an adventure which, as it proved, marked the point of a
- new departure in my affairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was early in April, 1872. There had been a general thaw, followed by
- several days of heavy rain; and the result was, of course, a freshet. Our
- little river, the Yantic, had swollen to three&mdash;in some places even
- to four&mdash;times its ordinary width; and its usually placid current had
- acquired a tremendous strength and speed. This transformation was the
- subject of endless interest to us boys; and every day we used to go and
- stand upon the bank, and watch the broad and turbulent rush of water with
- mingled wonder, terror and delight. It was like seeing an old friend, whom
- we had hitherto regarded as a quite harmless and rather namby-pamby sort
- of chap, and been fearlessly familiar with, suddenly display the power and
- prowess of a giant, and brandish his fists at us, crying, &ldquo;Come near me at
- your peril!&rdquo; Our emotions sought utterance in such ejaculations as &ldquo;My!&rdquo;
- &ldquo;Whew!&rdquo; and &ldquo;Jimminy!&rdquo; and Sam Budd was always tempting me with, &ldquo;Say,
- Gregory, stump ye to go in,&rdquo; which was very aggravating. I hated to have
- him dare me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, one afternoon&mdash;I think it was on the third day of the freshet&mdash;when
- Sam and I made our customary pilgrimage down through Captain Josh
- Abingdon's garden to the water's edge, fancy our surprise to behold a man
- standing there and fishing. Fishing in that torrent! It was too absurd for
- anything; and instantly all our wonder transferred itself from the stream
- to the fisherman, at whom we stared with eyes and mouths wide open, in an
- exceedingly curious and ill-bred manner. He didn't notice us at first; and
- when he did, he didn't seem to mind our rudeness the least bit. He just
- looked up for a minute, and calmly inspected us; and then he gave each of
- us a solemn, deliberate wink, and returned his attention to his pole,
- which, by the way, was an elaborate and costly one, jointed and trimmed
- with metal. He was a funny-looking man; short and stout, with a broad,
- flat, good-natured face, a thick nose, a large mouth, and hair as black
- and curling as a negro's.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wore a fine suit of clothes of the style that we boys should have
- called cityfied; and across his waistcoat stretched a massive golden
- watch-chain, from which dangled a large golden locket set with precious
- stones.
- </p>
- <p>
- Presently this strange individual drew in his line to examine his bait;
- and then, having satisfied himself as to its condition, he attempted to
- make a throw. But he threw too hard. His pole slipped from his grasp, flew
- through the air, fell far out into the water, and next moment started off
- down stream at the rate of a train of steam-cars. This was a sad mishap.
- The stranger's face expressed extreme dismay, and Sam and I felt sorry for
- him from the bottom of our hearts. It was really a great pity that such a
- handsome pole should be lost in such a needless fashion.
- </p>
- <p>
- But stay! All at once the pole's progress down stream ceased. It had got
- caught by an eddy, which was sweeping it rapidly inward and upward toward
- the very spot upon the shore where we stood. Would it reach land safely,
- and be recovered? We waited, watching, in breathless suspense. Nearer it
- came&mdash;nearer&mdash;nearer! Our hopes were mounting very high indeed.
- A smile lighted the fisherman's broad face. The pole had now approached
- within twenty feet of the bank. Ten seconds more, and surely&mdash;But
- again, stay! Twenty feet from the shore the waters formed a whirlpool. In
- this whirlpool for an instant the pole remained motionless. Then, after a
- few jerky movements to right and left, instead of continuing its journey
- toward the shore, it began spinning round and round in the circling
- current. At any minute it might break loose and resume its course down
- stream; but for the present there it was, halting within a few yards of us&mdash;so
- near, and yet so far.
- </p>
- <p>
- Up to this point we had all kept silence. But now the fisherman broke it
- with a loud, gasping sigh. Next thing I heard was Sam Budd's voice,
- pitched in a mocking, defiant key, &ldquo;Say, Gregory, stump ye to go in.&rdquo; I
- looked at Sam. He was already beginning to undress.
- </p>
- <p>
- No; under the circumstances&mdash;with that man as a witness&mdash;I could
- not refuse the challenge. My reputation, my character, was at stake. I
- knew that the water would be as cold as ice; I knew that the force of its
- current involved danger to a swimmer of a sort not to be laughed at. Yet
- my pride had been touched, my vanity had been aroused. I could not allow
- Sam Budd to &ldquo;stump&rdquo; me with impunity, and then outdo me. &ldquo;You do, do you?&rdquo;
- I retorted. &ldquo;Well, come on.&rdquo; And stripping off my clothes in a twinkling,
- I plunged into the flood, Sam following close at my heels.
- </p>
- <p>
- As cold as ice! Why, ice was nowhere, compared to the Yantic River in that
- first week of April. They say extremes meet. Well, the water was so cold
- that it seemed actually to scald my skin, as if it had been boiling hot.
- But never mind. The first shock over, I gritted my teeth to keep them from
- chattering, and struck boldly out for the whirlpool, where the precious
- rod was still spinning round and round. Of course, in order to save myself
- from being swept down below it, I had to aim diagonally at a point far
- above it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The details of my struggle I need not give. Indeed, I don't believe I
- could give them, even if it were desirable that I should. My memory of the
- time I spent in the water is exceedingly confused and dim. Intense cold;
- desperately hard work with arms and legs; frantic efforts to get my
- breath; a fierce determination to be the first to reach that pole no
- matter at what hazard; a sense of immense relief and triumph when,
- suddenly, I realized that success had crowned my labors&mdash;when I felt
- the pole actually in my hands; then a fight to regain the shore; and
- finally, again, success!
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, there I stood upon the dry land, safe and sound, though panting and
- shivering from exhaustion and cold. I was also rather dazed and
- bewildered; yet I still had enough of my wits about me to go up to the
- fisherman, and say politely, &ldquo;Here, sir, is your pole.&rdquo; He cried in
- response&mdash;and I noticed that he pronounced the English language in a
- very peculiar way&mdash;&ldquo;My kracious! You was a brave boy, Bubby. Hurry
- up; dress; you catch your death of cold standing still there, mitout no
- clodes on you, like dot. My koodness! a boy like you was worth a tousand
- dollars.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0061.jpg" alt="0061 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0061.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Suddenly it occurred to me to wonder what had become of Sam. I had not
- once thought of him since my plunge into the water. I suppose the reason
- for this forgetfulness was that my entire mind, as well as my entire body,
- had been bent upon the work I had in hand. But now, as I say, it suddenly
- occurred to me to wonder what had become of him; and a sickening fear lest
- he might have got drowned made my heart quail.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, sir!&rdquo; I demanded, &ldquo;Sam&mdash;the other boy&mdash;where is he? Has
- anything happened to him? Did he&mdash;he didn't&mdash;he didn't get
- drowned?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Drownded?&rdquo; repeated the fisherman. &ldquo;Well, you can bet he didn't. He's all
- right. There he is&mdash;under dot tree over there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He pointed toward an apple-tree, beneath which I descried Sam Budd,
- already nearly dressed. As Sam's eyes met mine, a very sheepish look crept
- over his face, and he called out, &ldquo;Oh! I gave up long ago.&rdquo; Well, you may
- just guess how proud and victorious I felt to hear this admission from my
- rival's lips.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fisherman now turned his attention to straightening out his tackle,
- which had got into a sad mess during its bath, while I set to putting on
- my things. Pretty soon he drew near to where I stood, and, surveying me
- with a curious glance, &ldquo;Well, Bubby, how you feel?&rdquo; he asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! I feel all right, thank you, sir; only a little cold,&rdquo; I answered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Bubby, you was a fine boy,&rdquo; he went on. &ldquo;Well, how old was you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm twelve, going on thirteen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious! Is dot all? Why, you wasn't much older as a baby; and yet so
- tall and strong already. Well, Bubby, what's your name?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gregory Brace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Krekory Prace, hey? Well, dot's a fine name. Well; you live here in
- Nawvich, I suppose&mdash;yes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Maybe your papa was in business here?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; my father is dead.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! is dot so? Well, dot's too bad. And so you was a half-orphan, yes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; my mother is dead, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't say so! Well, my kracious! Well, den you was a whole orphan,
- ain't you? Well, who you live with?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I live with my uncle, sir&mdash;Judge Brace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! so your uncle was a judge. Well, dot's grand. Well, you go to school,
- I suppose, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; I don't go to school.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't go to school? Oh! then, maybe you was in business already,
- yes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no, sir! I'm not in business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't go to school, and you wasn't in business; well, what you do mit
- yourself all day long, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You play! Well, then you was a sort of a gentleman of leisure, ain't you?
- Well, dot must be pretty good fun&mdash;to play all day. Well, Bubby, you
- ever go to New York?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; I've never been in New York. Do you live in New York, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, Bubby, I live in New York when I'm at home. But I'm shenerally on
- the road, like I was to-day. I'm what you call a trummer; a salesman for
- Krauskopf, Sollinger &amp; Co., voolens. Here's my card.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He handed me a large pasteboard card, of which the following is a copy:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0068.jpg" alt="0068 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0068.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;dot's my name, and dot's my address. And when you come
- to New York you call on me there, and I'll treat you like a buyer. I'll
- show you around our establishment, and I'll give you a dinner by a
- restaurant, and I'll take you to the theayter, and then, if you want it,
- I'll get you a chop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A chop?&rdquo; I queried. &ldquo;What is a chop?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is a chop! Why, if you want to go into business, you got to get a
- chop, ain't you? A chop was an embloyment; and then there was chop-lots
- also.&rdquo; At this I understood that he meant a job. &ldquo;Yes, Bubby, a fine boy
- like you hadn't oughter be doing nodings all day long. You'd oughter go
- into business, and get rich. You're smart enough, and you got enerchy. I
- was in business already when I was ten years old, and I ain't no smarter
- as you, and I ain't got no more enerchy. Yes, Bubby, you take my advice:
- come down to New York, and I get you a chop, and you make your fortune, no
- mistake about it. And now, Bubby, I want to give you a little present to
- remember me by.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He drew a great fat roll of money from his waistcoat pocket, and offered
- me a two-dollar bill.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! I thank you, sir,&rdquo; I hastened to say. &ldquo;I don't want any money.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, well! this ain't no money to speak of, Bubby; only a two-tollar pill.
- You just take it, and buy yourself a little keepsake. It von't hurt you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're very kind, sir; but I really can't take it, thank you.&rdquo; And it
- flashed through my mind: &ldquo;What would Uncle Florimond think of me, if I
- should accept his money?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, dot's too bad. I really like to make you a little present, Bubby.
- But if you was too proud, what you say if I give it to the other boy,
- hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! to Sam&mdash;yes, I think that would be a very good idea,&rdquo; I replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- So he called Sam&mdash;<i>Sem</i> was the way he pronounced it&mdash;and
- gave him the two-dol-lar bill, which Sam received without the faintest
- show of compunction.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I got to go now,&rdquo; the fisherman said, holding out his hand. &ldquo;Well,
- good-by, Bubby; and don't forget, when you come to New York, to give me a
- call. Well, so-long.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam and I watched him till he got out of sight. Then we too started for
- home.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the time, my talk with Mr. Solomon D. Marx did not make any especial
- impression on me; but a few days later it came back to me, the subject of
- serious meditation. The circumstances were as follows:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- We had just got through our supper, and Uncle Peter had gone to his room,
- when all at once I heard his door open, and his voice, loud and sharp,
- call, &ldquo;Gregory!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; I answered, my heart in a flutter; and to myself I thought,
- &ldquo;O, dear, what can be the matter now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come here, quick!&rdquo; he ordered.
- </p>
- <p>
- I entered his room, and saw him standing near his table, with a cigar-box
- in his hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You young rascal,&rdquo; he began; &ldquo;so you have been stealing my cigars!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This charge of theft was so unexpected, so insulting, so untrue, that, if
- he had struck me a blow between the eyes, it could not have taken me more
- aback. The blood rushed to my face; my whole frame grew rigid, as if I had
- been petrified. I tried to speak; but my presence of mind had deserted me;
- I could not think of a single word.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well?&rdquo; he questioned. &ldquo;Well? ''
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I&mdash;I&mdash;I&rdquo;&mdash;I stammered. Scared out of my wits, I could get
- no further.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, have you nothing to say for yourself?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I&mdash;I did&mdash;I didn't&mdash;do it,&rdquo; I gasped. &ldquo;I don't know what
- you mean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!&rdquo; he thundered. &ldquo;You dare to lie to me about it! You dare to steal
- from me, and then lie to my face! You insufferable beggar! I'll teach you
- a lesson.&rdquo; And, putting out his hand, he took his rattan cane from the peg
- it hung by on the wall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! really and truly, Uncle Peter,&rdquo; I protested, &ldquo;I never stole a thing
- in all my life. I never saw your cigars. I didn't even know you had any.
- Oh! you&mdash;you're not going to whip me, when I didn't do it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, what a barefaced little liar it is! Egad! you do it beautifully. I
- wouldn't have given you credit for so much cleverness.&rdquo; He said this in a
- sarcastic voice, and with a mocking smile. Then he frowned, and his voice
- changed. &ldquo;Come here,&rdquo; he snarled, his fingers tightening upon the handle
- of his cane.
- </p>
- <p>
- A great wave of anger swept over me, and brought me a momentary flush of
- courage. &ldquo;No, sir; I won't,&rdquo; I answered, my whole body in a tremor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Peter started. I had never before dared to defy him. He did not know
- what to make of my doing so now. He turned pale. He bit his lip. His eyes
- burned with a peculiarly ugly light. So he stood, glaring at me, for a
- moment. Then, &ldquo;You&mdash;won't,&rdquo; he repeated, very low, and pausing
- between the words. &ldquo;Why, what kind of talk is this I hear? Well, well, my
- fine fellow, you amuse me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I was standing between him and the door. I turned now, with the idea of
- escaping from the room. But he was too quick for me. I had only just got
- my hand upon the latch, when he sprang forward, seized me by the collar of
- my jacket, and, with one strong pull, landed me again in the middle of the
- floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Now we'll have it out. I owe you four: one for
- stealing my cigars; one for lying to me about it; one for telling me you
- wouldn't; and one for trying to sneak out of the room. Take this, and
- this, and this.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- With that he set his rattan cane in motion; nor did he bring it to a
- stand-still until I felt as though I had not one well spot left upon my
- skin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, then, be off with you,&rdquo; he growled; and I found myself in the hall
- outside his door.
- </p>
- <p>
- I dragged my aching body to my room, and sat down at my window in the
- dark. Never before had I experienced such a furious sense of outrage. Many
- and many a time I had been whipped, as I thought, unjustly; but this time
- he had added insult to injury; he had accused me of stealing and of lying;
- and, deaf to my assertion of my innocence, he had punished me accordingly.
- I seriously believe that I did not mind the whipping in itself half so
- much as I minded the shameful accusations that he had brought against me.
- &ldquo;How long, how long,&rdquo; I groaned, &ldquo;has this got to last? Shall I never be
- able to get away&mdash;to get to France, to my Uncle Florimond? If I only
- had some money&mdash;if I had a hundred dollars&mdash;then all my troubles
- would be over and done with. Surely, a hundred dollars would be enough to
- take me to the very door of his house in Paris.&rdquo; But how&mdash;how to
- obtain such an enormous sum? And it was at this point that my conversation
- with Mr. Solomon D. Marx came back to me:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, go to New York! Go into business! You'll soon earn a hundred
- dollars. Mr. Marx said he would get you a job. Start for New York
- to-morrow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This notion took immediate and entire possession of my fancy, and I
- remained awake all night, building glittering air-castles upon it as a
- foundation. The only doubt that vexed me was, &ldquo;What will Uncle Peter say?
- Will he let me go?&rdquo; The idea of going secretly, or without his consent,
- never once entered my head. &ldquo;Well, to-morrow morning,&rdquo; I resolved, &ldquo;I will
- speak with him, and ask his permission. And if he gives it to me&mdash;hurrah!
- And if he doesn't&mdash;O, dear me, dear me!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- To cut a long story short, when, next morning, I did speak with him, and
- ask his permission, he, to my infinite joy, responded, &ldquo;Why, go, and be
- hanged to you. Good riddance to bad rubbish!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In my tin savings bank, I found, I had nine dollars and sixty-three cents.
- With this in my pocket; with the sword of my Uncle Florimond as the
- principal part of my luggage; and with a heart full of strange and new
- emotions, of fear and hope, and gladness and regret, I embarked that
- evening upon the Sound steamboat, City of Lawrence, for the metropolis
- where I have ever since had my home; bade good-by to my old life, and set
- sail alone upon the great, awful, unknown sea of the future.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III.&mdash;NEW YORK.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> did not feel rich
- enough to take a stateroom on the City of Lawrence; that would have cost a
- dollar extra; so I picked out a sofa in the big gilt and white saloon, and
- sitting down upon it, proceeded to make myself as comfortable as the
- circumstances would permit. A small boy, armed with a large sword, and
- standing guard over a hand-satchel and a square package done up in a
- newspaper&mdash;which last contained my Uncle Florimond's copy of <i>Paul
- et Virginie</i>&mdash;I dare say I presented a curious spectacle to the
- passers-by. Indeed, almost everybody turned to look at me; and one man,
- with an original wit, inquired, &ldquo;Hello, sword, where you going with that
- boy?&rdquo; But my mind was too busy with other and weightier matters to be
- disturbed about mere appearances. One thought in particular occupied it: I
- must not on any account allow myself to fall asleep&mdash;for then I might
- be robbed. No; I must take great pains to keep wide awake all night long.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the first hour or two it was easy enough to make this resolution good.
- The undiscovered country awaiting my exploration, the novelty and the
- excitement of my position, the people walking back and forth, and laughing
- and chattering, the noises coming from the dock outside, and from every
- corner of the steamboat inside, the bright lights of the cabin lamps&mdash;all
- combined to put my senses on the alert, and to banish sleep. But after we
- had got under way, and the other passengers had retired to their berths or
- staterooms, and most of the lamps had been extinguished, and the only
- sound to be heard was the muffled throbbing of the engines, then tired
- nature asserted herself, the sandman came, my eyelids grew very heavy, I
- began to nod. Er-rub-dub-dub, er-rub-dub-dub, went the engines;
- er-rub-dubdub, er-rub-er-rub-er-er-er-r-r...,
- </p>
- <p>
- Mercy! With a sudden start I came to myself. It was broad day. I had been
- sleeping soundly for I knew not how many hours.
- </p>
- <p>
- My first thought, of course, was for my valuables. Had my fears been
- realized? Had I been robbed? I hastened to make an investigation. No! My
- money, my sword, my satchel, my <i>Paul et Virginie</i>, remained in their
- proper places, unmolested. Having relieved my anxiety on this head, I got
- up, stretched myself, and went out on deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- If I live to be a hundred, I don't believe I shall ever forget my first
- breath of the outdoor air on that red-letter April morning&mdash;it was so
- sweet, so pure, so fresh and keen and stimulating. It sent a glow of new
- vitality tingling through my body. I just stood still and drew in deep
- inhalations of it with delight. It was like drinking a rich, delicious
- wine. My heart warmed and mellowed. Hope and gladness entered into it.
- </p>
- <p>
- It must have been very early. The sun, a huge ball of gold, floated into
- rosy mists but a little higher than the horizon; and a heavy dew bathed
- the deck and the chairs and the rail. We were speeding along, almost, it
- seemed, within a stone's throw of the shore, where the turf was beginning
- to put on the first vivid green of spring, where the leafless trees were
- exquisitely penciled against the gleaming sky, and where, from the
- chimneys of the houses, the smoke of breakfast fires curled upward: Over
- all there lay a wondrous, restful stillness, which the pounding of our
- paddle-wheels upon the water served only to accentuate, and which awoke in
- one's breast a deep, solemn, and yet joyous sense of peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- I staid out on deck from that moment until, some two hours later, we
- brought up alongside our pier; and with what strange and strong emotions I
- watched the vast town grow from a mere distant reddish blur to the grim,
- frowning mass of brick and stone it really is, I shall not attempt to
- tell. To a country-bred lad like myself it was bound to be a stirring and
- memorable experience. Looking back at it now, I can truly say that it was
- one of the most stirring and memorable experiences of my life.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was precisely eight o'clock, as a gentleman of whom I inquired the hour
- was kind enough to inform me, when I stepped off the City of Lawrence and
- into the city of New York. My heart was bounding, but my poor brain was
- bewildered. The hurly-burly of people, the fierce-looking men at the
- entrance of the dock, who shook their fists at me, and shouted, &ldquo;Cadge,
- cadge, want a cadge?&rdquo; leaving me to wonder what a cadge was, the roar and
- motion of the wagons in the street, everything, everything interested,
- excited, yet also confused, baffled, and to some degree frightened me. I
- felt as though I had been set down in pandemonium; yet I was not sorry to
- be there; I rather liked it.
- </p>
- <p>
- I went up to a person whom I took to be a policeman, for he wore a uniform
- resembling that worn by our one single policeman in Norwich City; and,
- exhibiting the card that Mr. Marx had given me, I asked him how to reach
- the street and house indicated upon it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He eyed me with unconcealed amusement at my accoutrements, and answered,
- &ldquo;Ye wahk down tin blocks; thin turrun to yer lift four blocks; thin down
- wan; thin to yer roight chew or thray doors; and there ye are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank you, sir,&rdquo; said I, and started off, repeating his instructions to
- myself, so as not to forget them.
- </p>
- <p>
- I felt very hungry, and I hoped that Mr. Marx would offer me some
- breakfast; but it did not occur to me to stop at an eating-house, and
- breakfast on my own account, until, as I was trudging along, I presently
- caught sight of a sign-board standing on the walk in front of a shop,
- which advertised, in big conspicuous white letters upon a black ground:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0084.jpg" alt="0084 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0084.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Merely to read the names of these good things made my mouth water. The
- prices seemed reasonable. I walked into the ladies' and gents' dining
- parlor&mdash;which was rather shabby and dingy, I thought, for a parlor&mdash;and
- asked for a beefsteak and some fried potatoes; a burly, villainous-looking
- colored man, in his shirt-sleeves, having demanded, &ldquo;Wall, Boss, wottle
- you have?&rdquo; His shirt-sleeves were not immaculately clean; neither was the
- dark red cloth that covered my table; neither, I feared, was the fork he
- gave me to eat with. To make sure, I picked this last-named object up, and
- examined it; whereupon the waiter, with a horrid loud laugh, cried, &ldquo;Oh!
- yassah, it's sawlid, sawlid silvah, sah,&rdquo; which made me feel wretchedly
- silly and uncomfortable. The beefsteak was pretty tough, and not
- especially toothsome in its flavor; the potatoes were lukewarm and greasy;
- the bread was soggy, the butter rancid; the waiter took up a position
- close at hand, and stared at me with his wicked little eyes as steadily as
- if he had never seen a boy before: so, despite my hunger, I ate with a
- poor appetite, and was glad enough when by and by I left the ladies' and
- gents' dining parlor behind me, and resumed my journey through the
- streets. As I was crossing the threshold, the waiter called after me,
- &ldquo;Say, Johnny, where joo hook the sword?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Inquiring my way of each new policeman that I passed&mdash;for I
- distrusted my memory of the directions I had received from the first&mdash;I
- finally reached No. &mdash;&mdash;, Franklin Street and read the name of
- Krauskopf, Sollinger &amp; Co., engraved in Old English letters upon a
- shining metal sign. I entered, and with a trembling heart inquired for Mr.
- Marx. Ten seconds later I stood before him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0093.jpg" alt="0093 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0093.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Marx,&rdquo; I ventured, in rather a timid voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was seated in a swivel-chair, reading a newspaper, and smoking a cigar.
- At the sound of his name, he glanced up, and looked at me for a moment
- with an absent-minded and indifferent face, showing no glimmer of
- recognition. But then, suddenly, his eyes lighted; he sprang from his
- chair, started back, and cried:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious! was dot you, Bubby? Was dot yourself? Was dot&mdash;well, my
- koodness!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir; Gregory Brace,&rdquo; I replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Krekory Prace! Yes, dot's a fact. No mistake about it. It's yourself,
- sure. But&mdash;but, koodness kracious, Bubby, what&mdash;how&mdash;why&mdash;when&mdash;where&mdash;where
- you come from? When you leave Nawvich? How you get here? What you&mdash;well,
- it's simply wonderful.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I came down on the boat last night,&rdquo; I said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you came down on de boat last night. Well, I svear. Well, Bubby, who
- came mit you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nobody, sir; I came alone.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You came alone! You don't say so. Well, did your mamma&mdash;excuse me;
- you ain't got no mamma; I forgot; it was your uncle&mdash;well, did your
- uncle know you was come?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! yes, sir; he knows it; he said I might.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He said you might, hey? Well, dot's fine. Well, Bubby, what you come for?
- To make a little visit, hey, and go around a little, and see the town?
- Well, Bubby, this was a big surprise; it was, and no mistake. But I'm glad
- to see you, all de same. Well, shake hands.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; I explained, after we had shaken hands, &ldquo;I didn't come for a
- visit. I came to go into business. You said you would get me a job, and I
- have come for that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you was come to go into pusiness, was you? And you want I should get
- you a chop? Well, if I ever! Well, you're a great feller, Bubby; you got
- so much ambition about you. Well, dot's all right. I get you the chop,
- don't you be afraid. We talk about dot in a minute. But now, excuse me,
- Bubby, but what you doing mit the sword? Was you going to kill somebody
- mit it, hey, Bubby?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no, sir! it&mdash;it's a keepsake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! it was a keepsake, was it, Bubby? Well, dot's grand. Well, who was it
- a keepsake of? It's a handsome sword, Bubby, and it must be worth quite a
- good deal of money. If dot's chenu-wine gold, I shouldn't wonder if it was
- worth two or three hundred dollars.&mdash;Oh! by the way, Bubby, you had
- your breakfast yet already?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, yes, sir; I've had a sort of breakfast.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A sort of a breakfast, hey? Well, what sort of a breakfast was it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I gave him an account of my experience in the ladies' and gents' dining
- parlor. He laughed immoderately, though I couldn't see that it was so very
- funny. &ldquo;Well, Bubby,&rdquo; he remarked, &ldquo;dot was simply immense. Dot oughter go
- into a comic paper, mit a picture of dot big nigger staring at you. Well,
- I give ten dollars to been there, and heard him tell you dot fork was
- solid silver. Well, dot was a. pretty poor sort of a breakfast, anyhow. I
- guess you better come along out mit me now, and we get anudder sort of a
- breakfast, hey? You just wait here a minute while I go put on my hat. And
- say, Bubby, I guess you better give me dot sword, to leaf here while we're
- gone. I don't believe you'll need it. Give me dem udder things, too,&rdquo;
- pointing to my satchel and my book.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went away, but soon came back, with his hat on; and, taking my hand, he
- led me out into the street. After a walk of a few blocks, we turned into a
- luxurious little restaurant, as unlike the dining parlor as a fine lady is
- unlike a beggar woman, and sat down at a neat round table covered with a
- snowy cloth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, Bubby,&rdquo; inquired Mr. Marx, &ldquo;you got any preferences? Or will you
- give me card blanch to order what I think best?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! order what you think best.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He beckoned a waiter, and spoke to him at some length in a foreign
- language, which, I guessed, was German. The waiter went off; and then,
- addressing me, Mr. Marx said, &ldquo;Well, now, Bubby, now we're settled down,
- quiet and comfortable, now you go ahead and tell me all about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All about what, sir?&rdquo; queried I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, all about yourself, and what you leaf your home for, and what you
- expect to do here in New York, and every dings&mdash;the whole pusiness.
- Well, fire away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, I&mdash;it&mdash;it's this way,&rdquo; I began. And then, as well as
- I could, I told Mr. Marx substantially everything that I have as yet told
- you in this story&mdash;about my grandmother, my Uncle Florimond, my Uncle
- Peter, and all the rest. Meanwhile the waiter had brought the breakfast&mdash;such
- an abundant, delicious breakfast! such juicy mutton chops, such succulent
- stewed potatoes, such bread, such butter, such coffee!&mdash;and I was
- violating the primary canons of good breeding by talking with my mouth
- full. Mr. Marx heard me through with every sign of interest and sympathy,
- only interrupting once, to ask, &ldquo;Well, what I ordered&mdash;I hope it
- gives you entire satisfaction, hey?&rdquo; and when I had done:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, if I ever!&rdquo; he exclaimed. &ldquo;Well, dot beats de record! Well, dot
- Uncle Peter was simply outracheous! Well, Bubby, you done just right, you
- done just exactly right, to come to me. The only thing dot surprises me is
- how you stood it so long already. Well, dot Uncle Peter of yours, Bubby&mdash;well,
- dot's simply unnecheral.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He paused for a little, and appeared to be thinking. By and by he went on,
- &ldquo;But your grandma, Bubby, your grandma was elegant. Yes, Bubby, your
- grandma was an angel, and no mistake about it. She reminds me, Bubby, she
- reminds me of my own mamma. Ach, Krekory, my mamma was so loafly. You
- couldn't hardly believe it. She was simply magnificent. Your grandma and
- her, they might have been ter<i>vins</i>. Yes, Krekory, they might have
- been ter<i>vin</i> sisters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Much to my surprise, Mr. Marx's eyes filled with tears, and there was a
- frog in his voice. &ldquo;I can't help it, Bubby,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;When you told me
- about dot grandma of yours, dot made me feel like crying. You see,&rdquo; he
- added in an apologetic key, &ldquo;I got so much sentiment about me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was silent again for a little, and then again by and by he went on,
- &ldquo;But I tell you what, Krekory, it's awful lucky dot you came down to New
- York just exactly when you did. Uddervise&mdash;if you'd come tomorrow
- instead of to-day, for example&mdash;you wouldn't have found me no more.
- Tomorrow morning I start off on the road for a six weeks' trip. What you
- done, hey, if you come down to New York and don't find me, hey, Bubby? Dot
- would been fearful, hey? Well, now, Krekory, now about dot chop. Well, as
- I got to leaf town to-morrow morning, I ain't got the time to find you a
- first-class chop before I go. But I tell you what I do. I take you up and
- introduce you to my fader-in-law; and you stay mit him till I get back
- from my trip, and then I find you the best chop in the market, don't you
- be afraid. My fader-in-law was a cheweler of the name of Mr. Finkelstein,
- Mr. Gottlieb Finkelstein. He's one of the nicest gentlemen you want to
- know, Bubby, and he'll treat you splendid. As soon as you get through mit
- dot breakfast, I take you up and introduce you to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We went back to Mr. Marx's place of business, and got my traps; and then
- we took a horse-car up-town to Mr. Finkelstein's, which was in Third
- Avenue near Forty-Seventh Street. Mr. Marx talked to me about his
- father-in-law all the time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's got more wit about him than any man of my acquaintance,&rdquo; he said,
- &ldquo;and he's so fond of music. He's a vidower, you know, Bubby; and I married
- his only daughter, of the name of Hedwig. Me and my wife, we board; but
- Mr. Finkelstein, he lives up-stairs over his store, mit an old woman of
- the name of Henrietta, for houze-keeper. Well, you'll like him first-rate,
- Bubby, you see if you don't; and he'll like you, you got so much enerchy
- about you. My kracious! If you talk about eating, he sets one of the
- grandest tables in the United States. And he's so fond of music, Krek-ory&mdash;it's
- simply wonderful. But I tell you one thing, Bubby; don't you never let him
- play a game of pinochle mit you, or else you get beat all holler. He's the
- most magnificent pinochle player in New York City; he's simply
- A-number-one.. . . Hello! here we are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We left the horse-car, and found ourselves in front of a small jeweler's
- shop, which we entered. The shop was empty, but, a bell over the door
- having tinkled in announcement of our arrival, there entered next moment
- from the room behind it an old gentleman, who, as soon as he saw Mr. Marx,
- cried, &ldquo;Hello, Solly! Is dot you? Vail, I declare! Vail, how goes it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The very instant I first set eyes on him, I thought this was one of the
- pleasantest-looking old gentlemen I had ever seen in my life; and I am
- sure you would have shared my opinion if you had seen him, too. He was
- quite short&mdash;not taller than five feet two or three at the utmost&mdash;and
- as slender as a young girl; but he had a head and face that were really
- beautiful. His forehead was high, and his hair, white as snow and soft as
- silk, was combed straight back from it. A long white silky beard swept
- downward over his breast, half-way to his waist. His nose was a perfect
- aquiline, and it reminded me a little of my grandmother's, only it was
- longer and more pointed. But what made his face especially prepossessing
- were his eyes; the kindest, merriest eyes you can imagine; dark blue in
- color; shining with a mild, sweet light that won your heart at once, yet
- having also a humorous twinkle in them. Yes, the moment I first saw Mr.
- Finkelstein I took a liking to him; a liking which was ere a great while
- to develop into one of the strongest affections of my life.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, how goes it?&rdquo; he had inquired of Mr. Marx; and Mr. Marx had
- answered, &ldquo;First-class. How's yourself?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! vail, pretty fair, tank you. I cain't complain. I like to be better,
- but I might be vorse. Vail, how's Heddie?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! Hedwig, she's immense, as usual. Well, how's business?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! don't aisk me. Poor, dirt-poor. I ain't made no sale vort mentioning
- dese two or tree days already. Only vun customer here dis morning yet, and
- he didn't buy nodings. Aifter exaiming five tousand tol-lars vort of
- goots, he tried to chew me down on a two tollar and a haif plated gold
- vatch-chain. Den I aisked him vedder he took my establishment for a
- back-handed owction, and he got maid and vent avay. Vail, I cain't help
- it; I must haif my shoke, you know, Solly. Vail, come along into de
- parlor. Valk in, set down, make yourself to home.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Without stopping his talk, he led us into the room behind the shop, which
- was very neatly and comfortably furnished, and offered us chairs. &ldquo;Set
- down,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;and make yourself shust as much to home as if you
- belonged here. I hate to talk to a man stainding up. Vail, Solly, I'm real
- glaid to see you; but, tell me, Solly, was dis young shentleman mit you a
- sort of a body-guard, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A body-guard?&rdquo; repeated Mr. Marx, &ldquo;how you mean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, on account of de sword; I tought maybe you took him along for
- brodection.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ach, my kracious, fader-in-law, you're simply killing, you got so much
- wit about you,&rdquo; cried Mr. Marx, laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, I must haif my shoke, dot's a faict,&rdquo; admitted Mr. Finkelstein.
- &ldquo;Vail, Soily, you might as vail make us acqvainted, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, dot's what brought me up here this morning, fader-in-law. I wanted
- to introduce him to you. Well, this is Mr. Krekory Prace&mdash;Mr.
- Finkelstein.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bleased to make your acqvaintance, Mr. Prace; shake hands,&rdquo; said Mr.
- Finkelstein. &ldquo;And so your name was Kraikory, was it, Shonny? I used to
- know a Mr. Kraikory kept an undertaker's estaiblishment on Sixt Aivenue.
- Maybe he was a relation of yours, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; I don't think so. Gregory is only my first name,&rdquo; I answered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now, fader-in-law,&rdquo; struck in Mr. Marx, &ldquo;you remember dot boy I
- told you about up in Nawvich, what jumped into the water, and saved me my
- fishing-pole already, de udder day?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, Solly, I remember. Vail?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, fader-in-law, this was the boy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! Go 'vay!&rdquo; exclaimed Mr. Finkelstein. &ldquo;You don't mean it! Vail, if I
- aifer! Vail, Shonny, let me look at you.&rdquo; He looked at me with all his
- eyes, swaying his head slowly from side to side as he did so. &ldquo;Vail, I
- wouldn't haif believed, it, aictually.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a fact, all de same; no mistake about it,&rdquo; attested Mr. Marx. &ldquo;And
- now he's come down to New York, looking for a chop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A shop, hey? Vail, what kind of a shop does he vant, Solly? I should tink
- a shop by de vater-vorks vould be about his ticket, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! no shoking. Pusiness is pusiness, fader-in-law,&rdquo; Mr. Marx protested.
- &ldquo;Well, seriously, I guess he ain't particular what kind of a chop, so long
- as it's steady and has prospects. He's got so much enerchy and ambition
- about him, I guesss he'll succeed in 'most any kind of a chop. But first I
- guess you better let him tell you de reasons he leaf his home, and den you
- can give him your advice. Go ahead, Bubby, and tell Mr. Finkelstein what
- you told me down by the restaurant.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, go ahead, Shonny,&rdquo; Mr. Finkelstein added; and so for a second time
- that day I gave an account of myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Finkelstein was even a more sympathetic listener than Mr. Marx had
- been. He kept swaying his head and muttering ejaculations, sometimes in
- English, sometimes in German, but always indicative of his eager interest
- in my tale. &ldquo;<i>Mein Gott!</i>&rdquo; &ldquo;<i>Ist's moglich?</i>&rdquo; &ldquo;You don't say
- so!&rdquo; &ldquo;Vail, if I aifer!&rdquo; And his kind eyes were all the time fixed upon my
- face in the most friendly and encouraging way. In the end, &ldquo;Vail, I
- declare! Vail, my kracious!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Vail, Shonny, I naifer heard
- nodings like dot in all my life before. You poor little boy! All alone in
- de vorld, mit nobody but dot parparian, dot saivage, to take care of you.
- Vail, it was simply heart-rending. Vail, your Uncle Peter, he'd oughter be
- tarred and feddered, dot's a faict. But don't you be afraid, Shonny; God
- will punish him; He will, shust as sure as I'm sitting here, Kraikory. Oh!
- you're a good boy, Kraikory, you're a fine boy. You make me loaf you
- already like a fader. Vail, Shonny, and so now you was come down to New
- York mit de idea of getting rich, was you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; I confessed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, dot's a first-claiss idea. Dot's de same idea what I come to dis
- country mit. Vail, now, I give you a little piece of information, Shonny;
- what maybe you didn't know before. Every man in dis vorld was born to get
- rich. Did you know dot, Shonny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, no, sir; I didn't know it. Is it true?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir; it's a solemn faict. I leaf it to Solly, here. Every man in dis
- vorld is born to get rich&mdash;only some of 'em don't live long enough.
- You see de point?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Marx and I joined in a laugh. Mr. Finkelstein smiled faintly, and
- said, as if to excuse himself, &ldquo;Vail, I cain't help it. I must haif my
- shoke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The grandest thing about your wit, fader-in-law,&rdquo; Mr. Marx observed, &ldquo;is
- dot you don't never laugh yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No; dot's so,&rdquo; agreed Mr. Finkelstein. &ldquo;When you get off a vitticism, you
- don't vant to laif yourself, for fear you might laif de cream off it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ain't he immense?&rdquo; demanded Mr. Marx, in an aside to me. Then, turning to
- his father-in-law: &ldquo;Well, as I was going to tell you, I got to leaf town
- to-morrow morning for a trip on the road; so I thought I'd ask you to let
- Krekory stay here mit you till I get back. Den I go to vork and look
- around for a chop for him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Solly,&rdquo; replied Mr. Finkelstein, &ldquo;you got a good heart; and your brains
- is simply remarkable. You done shust exaictly right. I'm very glaid to
- have such a fine boy for a visitor. But look at here, Solly; I was tinking
- vedder I might not manufacture a shop for him myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Manufacture a chop? How you mean?&rdquo; Mr. Marx queried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How I mean? How should I mean? I mean I ain't got no ready-mait shops on
- hand shust now in dis estaiblishment; but I might mainufacture a shop for
- the right party. You see de point?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean you'll make a chop for him? You mean you'll give him a chop
- here, by you?&rdquo; cried Mr. Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Solomon, if you was as vise as your namesake, you might haif known
- dot mitout my going into so much eggsblanations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious, fader-in-law, you're simply elegant, you're simply loafly,
- and no mistake about it. Well, I svear!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! dot's all right. Don't mention it. I took a chenu-wine liking to
- Kraikory; he's got so much enterprise about him,&rdquo; said Mr. Finkelstein.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, what sort of a chop would it be, fader-in-law?&rdquo; questioned Mr.
- Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, I tink I give him de position of clerk, errant boy, and sheneral
- assistant,&rdquo; Mr. Finkelstein replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Krekory, what you say to dot?&rdquo; Mr. Marx inquired.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;De question is, do you accept de appointment?&rdquo; added Mr. Finkelstein.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, yes, sir!&rdquo; I answered. &ldquo;You're very, very kind, you're very good to
- me. I&mdash;&rdquo; I had to stop talking, and take a good big swallow, to keep
- down my tears; yet, surely, I had nothing to cry about!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, fader-in-law, what vages will you pay?&rdquo; pursued Mr. Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Solly, what vages was dey paying now to boys of his age?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, they generally start them on two dollars a week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Two tollars a veek, and he boards and clodes himself, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, fader-in-law, dot's de system.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Solly, I tell you what I do. I board and clode him, and give him a
- quarter a veek to get drunk on. Is dot saitisfaictory?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, sir,&rdquo; I hastened to put in, pained and astonished at his remark, &ldquo;I&mdash;I
- don't get drunk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, Lord, Bubby!&rdquo; cried Mr. Marx, laughing. &ldquo;You're simply killing! He
- don't mean get drunk. Dot's only his witty way of saying pocket-money.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! I&mdash;I understand,&rdquo; I stammered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You must excuse me, Shonny,&rdquo; said Mr. Finkelstein. &ldquo;I didn't mean to make
- you maid. But I must haif my shoke, you know; I cain't help it. Vail,
- Solly, was de proposition saitisfaictory?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Bubby, was Mr. Finkelstein's proposition satisfactory?&rdquo; asked Mr.
- Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, yes, sir! yes, indeed,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, all right; dot settles it,&rdquo; concluded Mr. Finkelstein. &ldquo;And now,
- Kraikory, I pay you your first veek's sailary in advaince, hey?&rdquo; and he
- handed me a crisp twenty-five-cent paper piece.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was trying, in the depths of my own mind, to calculate how long it would
- take me, at this rate, to earn the hundred dollars that I needed for my
- journey across the sea to my Uncle Florimond. The outlook was not
- encouraging. I remembered, though, a certain French proverb that my
- grandmother had often repeated to me, and I tried to find some consolation
- in it: &ldquo;<i>Tout vient à la fin à qui sait attendre</i>&rdquo;&mdash;Everything
- comes at last to him who knows how to wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV&mdash;AT MR. FINKELSTEIN'S.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>o you see me
- installed at Mr. Finkel-stein's as clerk, errand boy and general
- assistant. Next morning I entered upon the discharge of my duties, my kind
- employer showing me what to do and how to do it. Under his supervision I
- opened and swept out the store, dusted the counter, polished up the glass
- and nickel-work of the show-cases, and, in a word, made the place
- ship-shape and tidy for the day. Then we withdrew into the back parlor,
- and sat down to a fine savory breakfast that the old housekeeper Henrietta
- had laid there. She ate at table with us, but uttered not a syllable
- during the repast; and, much to my amazement, Mr. Finkelstein talked to me
- about her in her very presence as freely and as frankly as if she had been
- stone deaf, or a hundred miles away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She ain't exaictly what you call hainsome, Kraikory,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;but she's
- as solid as dey make 'em. She was a second cousin of my deceased vife's,
- and she's vun of de graindest cooks in de United States of America. May be
- you don't believe it, hey? Vail, you shust vait till some day you eat vun
- of her big dinners, and den you'll see. I tell you what I do. When Solly
- gets back from de road I'll invite him and my daughter to dinner here de
- first Sunday aifternoon, shust on purpose for you to see de vay Henrietta
- can cook when she really settles down to pusiness. It's simply vunderful.
- You'll be surprised. De vay she cooks a raisined fish, sveet and sour&mdash;ach!
- it makes my mout vater shust to tink of it. Vail, she's awful <i>goot</i>-hearted-too,
- Kraikory; but so old&mdash;<i>du lieber Herr!</i> You couldn't hardly
- believe it. It's fearful, it's aictually fearful. Why, she's old enough to
- be my mudder, and I'm going on sixty-seven already. Dot's a solemn faict.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is she deaf?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Daif?&rdquo; he repeated. &ldquo;Vail, my kracious! What put dot idea in your head?
- What in de vorld made you tink she's daif? She ain't no more daif as you
- are yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; I explained, &ldquo;I thought she might be deaf, because she doesn't seem
- to notice what you're saying about her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! Vail, dot beats de deck. Dot's pretty goot. O, no! dot ain't becoase
- she's daif, Kraikory; dot's becoase she's so funny. She's vun of de
- funniest ladies in de city of New York. Why, look at here; she's lived in
- dis country going on forty years already; and she's so funny dot she ain't
- learned ten vorts of de English lainguage yet. Dot's as true as I'm alife.
- She don't understand what me and you are talking about, no more as if we
- spoke Spainish.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- After we had folded our napkins, &ldquo;Vail, now, Kraikory,&rdquo; began Mr.
- Finkelstein, &ldquo;dis morning you got a lesson in being sheneral assistant
- already, don't you? Vail, now I give you a lesson in being errant boy.
- Come along mit me.&rdquo; He led me to the front door of the shop, and, pointing
- to a house across the street, resumed, &ldquo;You see dot peelding ofer dere,
- what's got de sign out, Ferdinand Flisch, photo-graipher? You see it all
- right, hey? Vail, now I tell you what you do. You run along ofer dere, and
- you climb up to de top floor, which is where Mr. Flisch's estaiblishment
- is situated, and you aisk to see Mr. Flisch, and you say to him, 'Mr.
- Flisch, Mr. Finkelstein sents you his coampliments, and chaillenges you to
- come ofer and play a little game of pinochle mit him dis morning'&mdash;you
- understand? Vail, now run along.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Following Mr. Finkelstein's instructions, I mounted to the top story of
- the house across the way, and opened a door upon which the name Flisch was
- emblazoned in large gilt script. This door admitted me to a small
- ante-room; carpeted, furnished with a counter, several chairs, and a sofa,
- hung all round the walls with framed photographs, presumably specimens of
- Mr. Flisch's art, and smelling unpleasantly of the chemicals that
- photographers employ. A very pretty and very tiny little girl, who
- couldn't have been a day older than I, if she was so old, sat behind the
- counter, reading a book. At my entrance, she glanced up; and her eyes,
- which were large and dark, seemed to ask me what I wished.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Please, I should like to see Mr. Flisch,&rdquo; I replied to her tacit
- question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll go call him,&rdquo; said she, in a voice that was as sweet as the tinkle
- of a bell. &ldquo;Won't you sit down?&rdquo; And she left the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- In a minute or two she came back, followed by a short, plump, red-faced,
- bald-pated little old gentleman, with a brisk and cheery manner, who, upon
- seeing me, demanded, &ldquo;Well, Sonny, what you want?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I delivered the message that Mr. Finkel-stein had charged me with, and Mr.
- Flisch responded, &ldquo;All right. I'll come right along with you now.&rdquo; So in
- his company I recrossed the street. On the way he remarked, &ldquo;Well, Sonny,
- I guess I never seen you before, did I? Was you visiting by Mr.
- Finkelstein, perhaps?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no, sir!&rdquo; I answered, and proceeded to explain my status in Mr.
- Finkelstein's household.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Sonny, you'll have a mighty easy time of it,&rdquo; Mr. Flisch informed
- me. &ldquo;You won't die of hard work. Mr. Finkelstein don't do no business. He
- don't need to. He only keeps that store for fun.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, Kraikory,&rdquo; said my employer, when we had reached his door, &ldquo;me and
- Mr. Flisch, we'll go in de parlor and play a little game of pinochle
- togedder; and now you sit down outside here in de store; and if any
- customers come, you call me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I sat in the store, with nothing to do, all the rest of the forenoon; but,
- idle though I was, the time passed quickly enough. What between looking
- out of the window at the busy life upon the street&mdash;a spectacle of
- extreme novelty and interest to me&mdash;and thinking about my own affairs
- and the great change that had suddenly come over them, my mind had plenty
- to occupy it; and I was quite surprised when all at once the clocks, of
- which there must have been at least a dozen in the shop, began to strike
- twelve. Thus far not one customer had presented himself. Just at this
- instant, however, the shop door opened, and the bell above it sounded. I
- got up to go and call Mr. Finkelstein; but when I looked at the person who
- had entered, I saw that it was no customer, after all. It was that same
- pretty little girl whom I had noticed behind the counter at Mr. Flisch's.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I came to tell Mr. Flisch that his dinner is ready,&rdquo; she announced, in
- that clear, sweet voice of hers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll go tell him,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- I went into the back room, where the air was blue with tobacco smoke, and
- where the two old gentlemen were seated over their cards, and spoke to Mr.
- Flisch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right, Sonny; I come right away,&rdquo; he answered; and I returned to the
- store.
- </p>
- <p>
- The little girl was still there, standing where I had left her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Flisch will come right away,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, with undisguised curiosity, she and I just stood and scanned
- each other for a moment from the corners of our eyes. For my part, I was
- too bashful to make any advances, though I should have liked to scrape
- acquaintance with her; but she, apparently, had more courage, for, pretty
- soon, &ldquo;What's your name?&rdquo; she asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My name is Gregory Brace. What's yours?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mine is Rosalind Earle. How old are you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm twelve, going on thirteen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm eleven, going on twelve.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And the next instant she had vanished like a flash.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Flisch shortly followed her; and it may have been a quarter of an hour
- later on, that my attention was suddenly arrested by the sound of music
- issuing from the back room, where Mr. Finkelstein remained alone. I
- recognized the tune as the Carnival of Venice; and it brought my heart
- into my mouth, for that was one of the tunes that my grandmother had used
- to play upon her piano. But now the instrument was not a piano. Unless my
- ears totally deceived me, it was a hand-organ. This struck me as very odd;
- and I went to the door of the parlor, and looked in. There sat Mr.
- Finkelstein, a newspaper open before him, and a cigar between his fingers,
- reading and smoking; while on the floor in front of him, surely enough,
- stood a hand-organ; and, with his foot upon the crank of it, he was
- operating the instrument just as you would operate the wheel of a bicycle.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0009" id="linkimage-0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0119.jpg" alt="0119 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0119.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Well, I couldn't help smiling, though I knew that it was unmannerly of me
- to do so. The scene was really too ludicrous for anything. Mr. Finkelstein
- appeared a little embarrassed when he spied me looking at him, and stopped
- his playing, and said rather sheepishly, with somewhat of the air of a
- naughty child surprised in mischief, &ldquo;Vail, Kraikory, I suppose you tink
- I'm crazy, hey? Vail, I cain't help it; I'm so fond of music. But look at
- here, Kraikory; don't you say nodings to Solly about it, will you? Dere's
- a goot poy. Don't you mention it to him. He vouldn't naifer let me hear de
- laist of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I having pledged myself to secrecy, Mr. Finkelstein picked the hand-organ
- up, and locked it away out of sight in a closet. But after we had had our
- dinner, he brought it forth again, and, not without some manifest
- hesitation, addressed me thus: &ldquo;Look at here, Kraikory; dere's a proverp
- which says dot man is a creature of haibits. Vail, Kraikory, I got a sort
- of a haibit to lie down and take a short naip every day aifter my meals.
- And say, Kraikory, you know how fond of music I am, don't you? I simply
- dote on it, Kraikory. I guess maybe I'm de fondest man of music in de
- United States of America. And&mdash;vail, look at here, Kraikory, as you
- ain't got nodings in particular to do, I tought maybe you vouldn't mind to
- sit here a few minutes, and&mdash;and shust turn dot craink a little while
- I go to sleep&mdash;hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I assented willingly; so Mr. Finkelstein lay down upon his lounge, and I
- began to turn the crank, thereby grinding out the rollicking measures of
- Finnigan's Ball.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious, Kraikory, you do it splendid,&rdquo; the old gentleman exclaimed,
- by way of encouragement. &ldquo;You got a graind tailent for music, Kraikory.&rdquo;
- Then I heard him chuckle softly to himself, and murmur, &ldquo;I cain't help it,
- I aictually cain't. I must haif my shoke.&rdquo; Very soon he was snoring
- peacefully.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, to cut a long story short, my first day at Mr. Finkelstein's passed
- smoothly by, and so did the next and the next. In a surprisingly short
- time I became quite accustomed to my new mode of life, and all sense of
- strangeness wore away. Every morning I opened and tidied up the shop; then
- we breakfasted; then the routine of the day began. As Mr. Flisch had
- predicted, I had a very easy time of it indeed. Every afternoon I played
- the hand-organ, while Mr. Finkelstein indulged in his siesta; almost every
- forenoon I tended the store, while he and Mr. Flisch amused themselves
- with pinochle in the parlor. Mr. Marx and his wife dined with us I should
- think as often as once a week; Henrietta surpassed herself on these
- occasions, and I came to entertain as high an opinion of her skill in
- cookery as my employer could have wished.
- </p>
- <p>
- Between little Rosalind Earle and myself a great friendship rapidly sprang
- up. On week-days we caught only fleeting glimpses of each other; but
- almost every Sunday I used to go to see her at her home, which was in
- Third Avenue, a short distance above our respective places of business.
- Her father, who had been a newspaper reporter, was dead; and her mother, a
- pale sad lady, very kind and sweet, went out by the day as a dressmaker
- and seampstress. They were wretchedly poor; and that was why little
- Rosalind, who ought to have worn pinafores, and gone to school, had to
- work for her living at Mr. Flisch's, like a grownup person. But her
- education proceeded after a fashion, nevertheless. In her spare moments
- during the day she would study her lessons, and in the evening at home she
- would say them to her mother. Though she was my junior by a year and more,
- she was already doing compound interest in arithmetic, whereas I had never
- got beyond long division. This made me feel heartily ashamed of myself,
- and so I invested a couple of dollars in some second-hand schoolbooks, and
- thenceforth devoted my spare moments to study, too. Almost every Sunday,
- as I have said, I used to go to see her; and if the weather was fine, her
- mother would take us for an outing in Central Park, where we would have a
- jolly good time racing each other over the turf of the common, or admiring
- the lions and tigers and monkeys and hippopotamuses, at the Arsenal. Yes,
- I loved little Rosalind very dearly, and every minute that I spent at her
- side was the happiest sort of a minute for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Finkelstein, when he first noticed me poring over my school-books in
- the shop, expressed the liveliest kind of satisfaction with my conduct.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dot's right, Kraikory,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Dot's maiknificent. Go ahead mit your
- education. Dere ain't nodings like it. A first-claiss education&mdash;vail,
- sir, it's de graindest advantage a feller can haif in de baittle of life.
- Yes, sir, dot's a faict. You go ahead mit your education, and you study
- real hard, and you'll get to be&mdash;why, you might get to be an
- alderman, no mistake about it. But look at here, Kraikory; tell me; where
- you got de books, hey? You bought 'em? You don't say so? Vail, what you
- pay for dem, hey, Kraikory? Two tollars! Two aictual tollars! My kracious!
- Vail, look at here, Kraikory; I like to make you a little present of dem
- books, so here's a two tollar pill to reimburse you. Oh! dot's all right.
- Don't mention it. Put it in de baink. Do what you please mit it. I got
- anudder.&rdquo; And every now and then during the summer he would inquire,
- &ldquo;Vail, Kraikory, how you getting on mit your education? Vail, I suppose
- you must know pretty much aiferydings by dis time, hey? Vail, now I give
- you a sum. If I can buy fife barrels of aipples for six tollars and a
- quowter, how much will seventeen barrels of potatoes coast me, hey?...
- Ach, I was only shoking, was I? Vail, dot's a faict; I was only shoking;
- and you was pretty smart to find it out. But now, shoking aside, I tell
- you what you do. You keep right on mit your education, and you study real
- hard, and you'll get to be&mdash;why, you might get to be as big a man as
- Horace Greeley, aictually.&rdquo; Horace Greeley was a candidate for the
- presidency that year, and he had no more ardent partisan than my employer.
- </p>
- <p>
- After the summer had passed, and September came, Mr. Finkelstein called me
- into the parlor one day, and began, &ldquo;Now, look at here, Kraikory; I got
- somedings important to talk to you about. I been tinking about dot little
- maitter of your education a good deal lately; and I talked mit Solly about
- it, and got his advice; and at laist I made up my mind dot you oughter go
- to school. You got so much aimbition about you, dot if you get a
- first-claiss education while you're young, you might get to be vun of de
- biggest men in New York City aifter you're grown up. Vail, me and Solly,
- we talked it all ofer, and we made up our mind dot you better go to school
- right avay.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, now I tell you what I do. I found out de public schools open for de
- season next Monday morning. Vail, next Monday morning I take you up to de
- public school in Fifty-first Street, and I get you aidmitted. And now I
- tell you what I do. If you study real hard, and get A-number-vun marks,
- and cratchuate all right when de time comes&mdash;vail, den I send you to
- college! Me and Solly, we talked it all ofer, and dot's what we made up
- our minds we oughter do. Dere ain't nodings like a good education,
- Kraikory; you can bet ten tousand tollars on dot. When I was your age I
- didn't haif no chaince at vun; and dot's why I'm so eeknorant. But now you
- got de chaince, Kraikory; and you go ahead and take advaintage of it. My
- kracious! When I see you cratchuate from college, I'll be so prout I von!t
- know what to do.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I leave you to form your own opinion of Mr. Finkelstein's generosity, as
- well as of the gratitude that it inspired in me. Next Monday morning I
- entered the public school in Fifty-first Street, and a little less than
- two years later&mdash;namely, in the spring of 1874&mdash;I graduated. I
- had studied &ldquo;real hard,&rdquo; and got &ldquo;A-number-vun&rdquo; marks; Mr. Finkelstein was
- as good as his word, and that same spring I passed the examinations for
- admission to the Introductory Class of the College of the City of New
- York.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, there! In a couple of sentences I have skipped over as many years;
- and not one word about the hero of my story!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But what,&rdquo; I can hear you ask, &ldquo;what of your Uncle Florimond in all this
- time? Had you given up your idea of going to him? had you forgotten your
- ideal of him&mdash;had he ceased to be a moving force in your life?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- No; to each of these questions my answer must be a prompt and emphatic no.
- </p>
- <p>
- I had not by any means given up my idea of going to him; but I had, for
- reasons that seemed good, put off indefinitely the day of my departure.
- Two or three weeks after my arrival at Mr. Finkelstein's I wrote Uncle
- Florimond a letter, and told him of the new turn that my affairs had
- taken. I did not say anything about my Uncle Peter's treatment of me,
- because I felt somehow reluctant to let him know how unjust and unkind his
- own sister's son, my own father's brother, could be, and because, also, I
- thought it would be scarcely fair and above-board for me to tell tales,
- now that our bygones were bygones. I simply said that I had left Norwich,
- and come to New York, and gone into business; and that my purpose was to
- earn a lot of money just as quickly as I could, and then to set sail for
- France.
- </p>
- <p>
- I received no answer from him till about six months afterward; and in this
- he said that he was glad I meant to come to France, but he thought it was
- a pity that I should go into business so early in my youth, for that must
- of course interrupt my education.
- </p>
- <p>
- I hastened to reply that, since I had written my former letter to him, my
- outlook had again changed; that my kind and liberal employer had sent me
- to school, where I was working as hard as I knew how, with the promise of
- a college course before me if I showed proper zeal and aptitude.
- </p>
- <p>
- I had to wait more than a year now for his next epistle; but it came at
- last one day towards the close of the vacation that intervened between my
- graduation from school and the beginning of my career at college.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have been ill and in trouble, my dear little nephew,&rdquo; he wrote, &ldquo;since
- the reception of thy last letter so good and so gentle; and I have lacked
- both the force and the heart to write to thee. At this moment at length it
- goes better; and I seize the first occasion to take my pen. The news of
- the progress which thou makest in thy studies gives me an infinite
- pleasure, as does also thy hope of a course at the university. And though
- I become from more to more impatient to meet thee, and to see with my
- proper eyes the grandson of my adored sister, I am happy, nevertheless, to
- force myself to wait for an end so precious. That thou mayst become a
- gentleman well-instructed and accomplished, it is my sincere desire; for
- it is that, I am sure of it, which my cherished sister would most ardently
- have wished. Be then industrious; study well thy lessons; grow in spirit
- as in body; remember that, though thy name is different, thou art the last
- of the la Bourbonnaye. I astonish myself, however, that thy Uncle Peter
- does not charge himself with the expenses. Is it that he has not the
- means? I have believed him very rich.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Present my respects to thy worthy patron, that good Finkelstein, who,
- though bourgeois and shopkeeper, I must suppose is a man of heart; and
- think ever with tenderness of thy old devoted uncle, de la Bourbonnaye.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Paris, the 3 7ember, 1874.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- 7ember was Uncle Florimond's quaint French way of writing September, <i>Sept,</i>
- as you know, being French for seven.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now as to those other questions that you have asked me&mdash;so far
- was I from having forgotten my ideal of him, so far was he from having
- ceased to be a moving force in my life, I have not any doubt whatever that
- the thought of my relationship with him, and my desire to appear to
- advantage in his eyes, had a great deal to do with fostering my ambition
- as a scholar. Certainly, the nephew of Florimond Marquis de la Bourbonnaye
- must not let any boy of ordinary lineage stand above him in his classes;
- and then, besides, how much more highly would Uncle Florimond consider me,
- if, when we met, he found not an untutored ignoramus, but, in his own
- words, &ldquo;a gentleman well-instructed and accomplished!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- During the two years that I have skipped over in such summary-fashion, my
- friendship with little Rosalind Earle had continued as active and as
- cordial as it had been at the beginning. She had grown quite tall, and
- even prettier than ever, with her oval face and olive skin, her soft brown
- hair and large dark eyes, and was really almost a young lady. She had kept
- pace with me in my studies also, I having acted as her teacher. Every
- Sunday at her home I would go over with her all my lessons for the past
- week, imparting to her as intelligently as I was able what I myself had
- learned. This would supply her with subject-matter for her study during
- the week to come; so that on the following Sunday she would be ready for a
- new send-off. This was capital drill for me, because, in order to instruct
- another, I had to see that my own knowledge was exact and thorough. And
- then, besides, I enjoyed these Sunday afternoon conferences with Rosalind
- so heartily, that they lightened the labor of learning, and made what to a
- boy is usually dull grind and drudgery, to me an abundant source of
- pleasure. Rosalind retained her situation at Mr. Flisch's, but her salary
- had been materially increased. She was only thirteen years old, yet she
- earned the dazzling sum of six dollars every week. This was because she
- had acquired the art of retouching negatives, and had thus trebled her
- value to her employer.
- </p>
- <p>
- But I had made another friend during those two years, whose influence upon
- my life at that time was perhaps even greater than Rosalind's. Among my
- classmates at the school in Fifty-first Street there was a boy named
- Arthur Ripley, older than I, taller, stronger, a very handsome fellow,
- with blue eyes and curling hair, very bright, and seemingly very
- good-natured, whom I had admired privately from the moment I had first
- seen him. He, however, had taken no notice of me; and so we had never got
- especially well acquainted, until one day I chanced to hear him speak a
- few words of French; and his accent was so good that I couldn't help
- wondering how he had come by it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say, then, Ripley,&rdquo; I demanded, in the Gallic tongue, but with Saxon
- bluntness, &ldquo;how does it happen that you speak French so well? Your
- pronunciation is truly extraordinary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And why not?&rdquo; he retorted. &ldquo;I have spoken it since my childhood. My
- grandmother&mdash;the mother of my father&mdash;was a French lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hold,&rdquo; cried I. &ldquo;Really? And so was mine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thereupon we fell into conversation. We got on famously together. From
- that hour we were intimates. I was admitted into Ripley's &ldquo;set,&rdquo; which
- included all the nicest boys of the school; and Ripley invited me to his
- home, which, with its beautiful pictures and books and furnishings, and
- general air of comfort and refinement, struck me as the loveliest place I
- had ever set my foot in, and where his mother and father made me feel
- instantly and entirely at my ease. They talked French to me; and little by
- little drew from me the whole story of my life; and when I had done, &ldquo;Ah!
- my poor little one,&rdquo; said his mother, with a tenderness that went straight
- to my heart, &ldquo;how thy lot has been hard! Come, let me kiss thee.&rdquo; And,
- &ldquo;Hold, my little man,&rdquo; said his father. &ldquo;You are a good and brave boy, and
- I am glad that my son has found such a comrade. Moreover, do you know, you
- come of one of the most illustrious families not only of France, but even
- of Europe? The la Bourbonnaye are of the most ancient nobility, and in
- each generation they have distinguished themselves. At Paris there is an
- important street named for them. A Marquis de la Bourbonnaye won great
- celebrity as an admiral under Louis xv.; another, his son, I believe, was
- equally renowned as a royalist general during the revolution.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; I put in, delighted at his familiarity with the history of our
- house; &ldquo;they were the father and the grandfather of my grandmother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I had supposed that the family was extinct. You teach me that it
- survives still in the person of your Uncle Florimond. I am content of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Arthur Ripley and I became as intimate as only boys, I think, can become.
- We were partners in tops, marbles, décalcomanies, and postage stamps. We
- spent the recess hour together every day. We walked home together every
- afternoon. We set out pleasure hunting almost every Saturday&mdash;now to
- watch or to take part in a base-ball match, now to skate in Central Park,
- now to row on the Harlem River, now to fish in the same muddy stream,
- where, to the best of my recollection, we never so much as got a single
- bite. He was &ldquo;Rip,&rdquo; to me, and to him I was &ldquo;Greg.&rdquo; We belonged, as has
- been said, to the same set at school; at college we joined the same
- debating society, and pledged ourselves to the same Greek-letter
- fraternity.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was the bravest, strongest fellow I ever knew; a splendid athlete;
- excelling in all sports that required skill or courage. He was frankness,
- honesty, generosity personified; a young prince whom I admired and loved,
- who compelled love and admiration from everybody who knew him. In the
- whole school there was not a boy whom Ripley couldn't whip; he could have
- led us all in scholarship as well, only he was careless and rather lazy,
- and didn't go in for high standing, or that sort of thing. He wrote the
- best compositions, however, and made the best declamations. I tell you, to
- hear him recite Spartacus's address to the gladiators&mdash;&ldquo;Ye call me
- chief, and ye do well to call him chief who for twelve long years has met
- upon the bloody sands of the arena every shape of man and beast that the
- broad empire of Rome could furnish&rdquo;&mdash;I tell you, it was thrilling.
- Ripley's father was a lawyer; and he meant to be a lawyer, too. So far as
- he was responsible for it, Ripley's influence over me was altogether good.
- What bad came of my association with him, I alone was to blame for.
- </p>
- <p>
- Some bad did come, and now I must tell you about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He and the other boys of our circle were gentlemen's sons, who lived with
- their parents in handsome houses, wore fine clothes, had plenty of
- pocket-money, and generally cut a very dashing figure; whereas I&mdash;I
- was the dependent of a petty Third-Avenue Jewish shopkeeper; I had
- scarcely any pocket-money whatever; and as for my clothes&mdash;my jackets
- were usually threadbare, and my trousers ornamented at an obtrusive point
- with two conspicuous patches, that Henrietta had neatly inserted there&mdash;trousers,
- moreover, which had been originally designed for the person of Mr. Marx,
- but which the skillful Henrietta had cut down and adjusted to my less
- copious proportions.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now the bad, if perhaps not unnatural, result of all this was to pique
- my vanity, and to arouse in me a certain false and quite wrong and
- improper shame of my condition. I was ashamed because I could not spend
- money as my companions did; I was ashamed of my shabby clothing; I was
- ashamed of my connection with Mr. Finkelstein; I was even a little ashamed
- of my intimacy with Rosalind Earle, for she too occupied a very humble
- station in the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- And, as the obverse of this false shame, I became inflated with a pride
- that was equally false and wrong. I was as good a gentleman as anybody, if
- not better. I was the dependent of a Third-Avenue shopkeeper, true enough.
- But I was also the nephew of the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. And I am
- afraid that I got into the habit of bragging a good deal about my
- relationship with that aristocratic person. Anyhow, my state of mind was
- not by any means a wholesome or a happy one; and by and by it bore
- practical consequences that were not wholesome or happy either.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V&mdash;PRIDE AND A FALL.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>rthur Ripley, as I
- have said, meant to be a lawyer. He was full of enthusiasm for his future
- profession, and never tired of talking about it. In his room at home he
- had three or four big law-books, bound in yellow calf-skin, which he used
- to read for his pleasure, just as we other boys would read our
- story-books; and he seemed to know their contents by heart. At least, we
- gave him the credit for knowing them by heart. He passed among us for
- little less than a Solomon of legal wisdom. His opinion upon a legal
- question had, to our thinking, the authority of a judgment from the bench;
- and if one of our number had got into a legal difficulty of any sort, I am
- sure he would have gone to Ripley for aid and counsel as readily and as
- confidently as to the most eminent jurist at the bar.
- </p>
- <p>
- This being premised, you will easily understand the impression made upon
- me by the following conversation which I had with Ripley one day in the
- early summer of 1875.
- </p>
- <p>
- We had just passed our examinations for promotion from the Introductory to
- the Freshman class at college, and our consequent vacation had just begun.
- I was minding the shop, while Messrs. Flisch and Finkelstein smoked their
- cigars and played their pinochle in the back room, and Ripley was keeping
- me company. We had been talking about my grandmother; and presently Ripley
- queried: &ldquo;Look here, Greg, she was a woman of some property, wasn't she? I
- mean to say she lived in good style, had plenty of money, was comfortable
- and well-to-do, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, yes,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;she was pretty well-off&mdash;why, about as well
- as anybody in Norwich Town, I suppose. Why do you ask?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because&mdash;what I should like to know is, why didn't she leave
- anything to you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, how could she? I was only her grandchild. My Uncle Peter was her
- son. Don't you see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But that doesn't make any difference. Your father being dead, you were,
- equally with your uncle, her legal heir and next-of-kin. And as long as
- she was so fond of you, it seems kind of funny she didn't provide for you
- in any way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you mean by her legal heir and next-of-kin?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you know that? Why, a legal heir and next-of-kin is a person
- entitled to take under the statutes of descent and distribution. For
- instance, if your grandmother had died intestate, you would have come in
- for half of all the property she left, your Uncle Peter taking the other
- half. See the point?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Can't say I do. You're too high-up for me, with your legal slang. What
- does intestate mean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, intestate&mdash;why, that means without having made a will. When a
- person dies without leaving a will, he is said to have died intestate.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I guess my grandmother died intestate, then. I don't believe she
- left any will.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She didn't? Why, if she didn't leave a will&mdash;Oh! but she must have.
- Look here, Greg, this is serious. Are you sure she didn't?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! of course I'm not sure. I never thought of the matter before, and
- so I can't be sure. But I don't believe she did.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Greg, if she didn't&mdash;if she didn't leave a will, disinheriting
- you, and bequeathing everything to Peter&mdash;man alive, what are you
- doing here in old Finkelstein's jewelry shop? Why, Greg, you're rich.
- You're absolute owner of half of her estate.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! I'm perfectly sure she never did that. If she made any will at
- all, she didn't disinherit me, and give everything to Uncle Peter. She
- cared a great deal more for me than she did for Uncle Peter. I'm sure she
- never made a will favoring him above me. I always supposed that she had
- died, as you call it, intestate; and so, he being her son, the property
- had descended to him in the regular course of events.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But don't I tell you that it wouldn't have descended to him? It would
- have descended to both of you in equal shares. Here's the whole business
- in a nut-shell: either she did leave a will, cutting you off with a
- shilling; or else you're entitled to fifty cents in every dollar that she
- owned.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I have never received a penny. If what you say is true, how do you
- account for that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's just the point. If your idea about the will is correct, your
- Uncle Peter must be a pretty rogue indeed. He's been playing a sharp game,
- Greg, and cheating you out of your rights. And we can make it hot enough
- for him, I tell you. We can compel him to divide up; and inside of a month
- you'll be rolling in wealth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! come, Rip,&rdquo; I protested, &ldquo;fen fooling a fellow about a thing like
- this.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I'm not fooling. I never was more in earnest in all my life. It's as
- plain as the nose on your face. There are no two ways about it. Ask
- anybody.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But&mdash;but then&mdash;but then I'm rich&mdash;rich!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's what you are, unless, by a properly executed will, your
- grandmother disinherited you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I tell you I know she never did that. It stands to reason that she
- didn't.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, then it only remains for you to claim your rights at the hands
- of your amiable uncle, and to open a bank account.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O my goodness! O, Rip! Oh! it's impossible. It's too&mdash;too glorious
- to be true,&rdquo; I cried, as a realizing sense of my position rushed upon me.
- My heart was pounding like a hammer against my ribs; my breath was coming
- short and swift; my brain was in a whirl. I felt dazzled and bewildered;
- and yet I felt a wondrous, thrilling joy, a great glow of exultation, that
- sent me dancing around the shop like a maniac, wringing my hands in
- self-congratulation.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was rich! Only think, I was rich! I could take my proper station now,
- and cut my proper figure in the world. Good-by, patched trousers, good-by,
- shop, good-by all such low, humiliating things. Welcome opulence,
- position, purple and fine linen. Hurrah! I would engage a passage upon the
- very first, the very fastest steamer, and sail away to that brilliant,
- courtly country where my Uncle Florimond, resplendent in the trappings of
- nobility, awaited me with open arms, there to live in the state and
- fashion that would become the nephew of a marquis. I would burn my
- plebeian ships behind me. I would do this, that, and the other wonderful
- thing. I saw it all in a single radiant glance.
- </p>
- <p>
- But what you see more plainly than anything else, I did not see at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- I did not see that I was accepting my good fortune in an altogether wrong
- and selfish spirit. I did not see that my first thought in my prosperity
- ought to have been for those who had stood by me in my adversity. I did
- not see that my first impulse ought to have been now to make up in some
- wise to my friend and benefactor, Mr. Finkelstein, for his great goodness
- and kindness to me. I did not see that I was an arrant little snob, an
- ungrateful little coxcomb. A mixture of false shame and evil pride had
- puffed me up like so much inflammable gas, which&mdash;Ripley having
- unwittingly applied the spark to it&mdash;had now burst into flame.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, Rip!&rdquo; I cried again, &ldquo;it's too glorious to be true.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now,&rdquo; cut in Ripley, &ldquo;let's be practical. What you want to do is
- step into your kingdom. Well, to-day's Saturday, isn't it? Well, now, I
- propose that day after to-morrow, Monday, you and I go to Norwich. There
- we can make a search in the Probate Office, and find out for certain just
- how the facts stand. Then we can come back here and put the case in the
- hands of my father, who's a lawyer, and who will have a guardian appointed
- for you, and do everything else that's necessary. See? Now, the question
- is, Will you go to Norwich with me Monday night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Won't I, though!&rdquo; was my response.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then Rip and I just sat there in the shop, and talked, and talked, and
- talked, planning out my life for the future, and wondering exactly how
- rich I was going to be. We surmised that my grandmother could not possibly
- have left less than a hundred thousand dollars, in which event I should
- come in for a cool fifty thousand. We employed the strongest language at
- our command to stigmatize my Uncle Peter's rascality in having for so long
- a time kept me out of my just rights; and we gloated in imagination over
- his chagrin and his discomfiture when we should compel him to render an
- account of his stewardship and to disgorge my portion of our inheritance.
- I declared it as my intention to go to my Uncle Florimond in Paris as soon
- as the affair was finally settled; and Ripley agreed that that would be
- the appropriate thing for me to do&mdash;&ldquo;Though, of course,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;I
- shall feel awfully cut up at our separation. Still, it's undoubtedly the
- thing for you to do. It's what I would do if I were in your place. And, O,
- Scottie! Greg, won't old Finkelstein and your other Hebrew friends open
- their eyes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Won't they, though!&rdquo; I returned, reveling in fancy over their
- astonishment and their increased respect for me, after I should have
- explained to them my sudden and tremendous rise in the world. But in this
- particular I was destined to disappointment; for when, as soon as Ripley
- had gone home, I joined Mr. Finkelstein in the parlor, and conveyed to him
- the joyful information, he, having heard me through without any sign of
- especial wonder, remarked:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Kraikory, I suppose you vant me to conkraitulate you, hey? Vail,
- it's a graind ting to be rich, Kraikory, and no mistake about it. And I
- shust tell you dis, Kraikory: dere ain't nobody in de United States of
- America vould be glaidder if ainy goot luck haippened to you, as I vould
- be. I'm awful fond of you, Kraikory, and dere ain't nodings what I vant
- more as to see you haippy and prosperous. De only trouble is, Kraikory,
- dot I ain't so sure as dis vould be such awful goot luck, aifter all. For,
- to tell you de honest troot, Kraikory, I don't like de vay you take it.
- No, I aictually don't. You're too stuck-up and prout about it, Kraikory;
- and I hate to see you stuck-up and prout. It ain't nice to be prout,
- Kraikory; it ain't what you call manly; and I simply hate to see you do
- ainydings what ain't nice and manly&mdash;I'm so fond of you, don't you
- understand? Den, ainyhow, Kraik-ory, de Bible says dot prite goes before
- destruction, and a howty spirit before a fall; and dot's a solemn faict,
- Kraikory; dey do, shust as sure as you're alife. De Bible's shust exaictly
- right, Kraikory; you can bet ten tousand tollars on it. Why, I myself, I
- seen hundreds of fellers get stuck-up and prout already; and den de first
- ting dey knew, dey bust all to pieces like a goot-for-nodings boiler. Yes,
- siree, if I was as prout as you are, Kraikory, I'd feel afraid.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, Kraikory, I don't like de vay you take it, and I really tink if you
- get dis money what you're talking about, I really tink it'll spoil you,
- Kraikory; and dot's why I cain't conkraitulate you de vay you vant me to.
- You ain't been like yourself for a pretty long while now already,
- Kraikory. I ain't said nodings about it; but I seen it all de same; and
- Solly seen it, and Heddie, she seen it, and Mr. Flisch seen it, and
- Henrietta seen it, and we all seen it, and we all felt simply fearful
- about it. And now I tink it shust needs dis money to spoil you altogedder.
- I hate to say ainydings to hurt your feelings, Kraikory, but dot's my
- honest opinion; and me and you, we'd oughter be goot enough friends to
- talk right out to each udder like fader and son. De faict is, Kraikory,
- I've loafed you shust exaictly de same as if we was fader and son; and
- dot's de reason it makes me feel so awful to see you get stuck-up and
- prout. But you was a goot boy down deep, Kraikory, and I guess you'll turn
- out all right in de end, if dis here money don't spoil you. You got a
- little foolishness about you, which is necheral to your age. When I was
- your age I was a big fool, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, and so, shust as soon as de maitter's settled, you're going to
- Europe, are you, to live mit your Uncle Florimond in Pairis? Vail, dot's
- all right, Kraikory, if you like to do it. I ain't got no pusiness to make
- ainy obshections, dot's sure. All I got to say, Kraikory, is dis: Your
- Unde Florimond, he may be an awful fine feller, and I guess likely he is;
- but I don't know as he's aifer done much of ainydings for you; and if I
- was in your place, I'd feel sorter sorry to stop my education, and leaf de
- old friends what I was certain of, and go to a new friend what I hadn't
- naifer tried; dot's all. Vail, if you vant to go, I suppose you'll go; and
- Solly and me and Henrietta and dot little kirl ofer by Mr. Flisch, vail,
- we'll have to get along mitout you de best vay we can. I guess dot little
- Rosie, I guess she'll feel pretty baid about it, Kraikory; but I don't
- suppose dot'l make much difference to you, to shush by de vay you talk.
- Poor little ting! She's awful fond of you, Kraikory, and I guess she'll
- feel pretty lonesome aifter you've gone avay. Oh! vail, I suppose she
- von't die of it. Dere are plenty udder young fellers in dis vorld, and I
- don't suppose she'll cry herself to dead for you. All de same, I guess
- she'll feel pretty baid first off; but dot's your business, and not mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, let me see. To-day's Saturday; and you're going to Nawvich Monday
- night. Vail, dot's all right. I ain't got nodings to say against dot. I
- shust give you vun little piece of advice, dough, Kraikory, and dot is
- dis: If I was in your place, I vouldn't feel too awful sure of dis here
- money, until I'd aictually got hold of it, for fear I might be
- disappointed. Dere's a proverp which goes, 'Dere's a great mainy slips
- between de cup and de lips,' Kraikory; and dot's a solemn faict, which I
- advice you to remember.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This sermon of Mr. Finkelstein's made me feel very sore indeed; but I felt
- sorer still next day, when Rosalind&mdash;whom I was calling upon, and to
- whom I had just communicated the momentous news&mdash;when Rosalind, with
- flushed cheeks and flashing eyes, assailed me thus:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0010" id="linkimage-0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0159.jpg" alt="0159 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0159.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, Gregory Brace! Oh! shame on you. Oh! I don't know you. I can't believe
- it's you. I can't believe it's the same boy at all. Such selfishness! Such
- ingratitude! Such a proud hard heart! It's been as much as anyone could do
- to put up with you for ever and ever so long, you've been so vain and so
- conceited and everything; but this just caps the climax. Oh! think of poor
- Mr. Finkelstein. He's been so good and generous to you, and so fond of
- you; and he's sent you to school and college, and given you every
- advantage he possibly could; and you owe him so much, and you're under
- such great obligations to him, for he took you right out of the streets,
- and gave you a home, and made a son of you, instead of a servant&mdash;yes,
- he did&mdash;and now the very first thing that you propose to do, as soon
- as you're able to, is to leave him, to abandon him&mdash;oh! you
- ungrateful thing&mdash;and go to your horrid old French uncle, who, I
- don't believe cares the snap of his finger for you. He is horrid, too; and
- I hope he'll just treat you horribly, just to punish you. And I hope that
- Arthur Ripley is mistaken, and that you won't get a single penny from your
- Uncle Peter, but just a good whipping to take you down; and I hope you'll
- have to come back to Mr. Finkelstein, and humbly beg his pardon; yes, I
- do, with all my heart and soul. I'd just like to see you have to come down
- from your high horse and eat humble pie for a while; yes, I would. The
- idea! Desert Mr. Finkelstein! You, who might have been begging in the
- streets, except for him! I should think you'd be ashamed to look me in the
- face. Oh! you mean to give him a good round sum of money, do you, to pay
- him for what he's done for you? Why, how very liberal and noble you are,
- to be sure! As though money could pay for what Mr. Finkelstein has done
- for you! As though money were what he wants from you, and not love and
- affection! O, Gregory! you've changed so that I don't know you, and I
- don't like you at all any more, and I don't care to be friends with you
- any more, and you needn't come to see me any more. There!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, I felt very sore and very angry. What Rosalind said only served to
- exasperate and embitter me, and to make me grit my teeth, and pursue all
- the more doggedly my own selfish purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, on Monday night, according to our agreement, Ripley and I set out
- for Norwich, passengers aboard the very same steamboat, the City of
- Lawrence, that I had come to New York by, three years before; and bright
- and early Tuesday morning we reached our destination.
- </p>
- <p>
- I only wish I could spare a page to tell you something of the emotions
- that I felt as we came in sight of the dingy old town. It had not changed
- the least bit in the world; it was like the face of an old familiar
- friend; it called up before me my own self of former years; it brought a
- thousand memories surging upon me, and filled my heart with a strong,
- unutterable melancholy, that was yet somehow indescribably sweet and
- tender.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Ripley and I had no time for the indulgence of sentiment. &ldquo;Now, then,
- where's the Court House? Where's the Probate Office?&rdquo; he demanded as soon
- as we had set foot upon the dry land. &ldquo;We must pitch right in, without
- losing a moment.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So I led him to the Probate Court; and there he &ldquo;pitched right in&rdquo; with a
- vengeance, examining the indices to lots of big written books of records,
- while I stood by to hand them to him, and to put them back in their places
- when he had finished with them&mdash;until, after an hour or so, he
- announced, &ldquo;Well, Greg, you're right. She left no will.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he continued: &ldquo;Now we must find out the date upon which Peter took
- out his Letters of Administration, and also whether he had himself
- constituted your guardian, as he most likely did; and then we'll have all
- the facts we need to establish your claims, and put you in possession.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thereupon he attacked another set of big written volumes, and with these
- he was busy as long as two hours more. In the end, &ldquo;By Jingo, Greg,&rdquo; he
- cried, &ldquo;here's a state of things! He didn't take out any Letters of
- Administration at all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I queried, not understanding the meaning of this circumstance,
- &ldquo;what of that? What does that signify?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, that signifies an even darker and more systematic piece of fraud
- than I had suspected. In order to cheat you out of your share, he failed
- to comply with the law. He didn't go through the proper formalities to get
- control of her property, but simply took possession of it without
- authority. And now we've got him completely at our mercy. We could
- prosecute him criminally, if we liked. We could send him to State Prison.
- Oh! won't we make him hop? I say, Greg, do you want to have some fun?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How? What way?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, if you want to have some fun, I'll tell you what let's do.
- Let's go call on your Uncle Peter, and confront him with this little piece
- of villainy, and politely ask him to explain it: and then see him squirm.
- It'll sort of square accounts with him for the number of times he's given
- you a flogging.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! I&mdash;I guess we'd better not,&rdquo; I demurred, faltering at the
- prospect of a personal encounter with my redoubtable relative.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, man alive, you have nothing to fear. We've got the whip-hand of him.
- Just think, we can threaten him with criminal prosecution. Oh! come on.
- It'll be the jolliest kind of a lark.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I allowed myself to be persuaded; and we set forth for Uncle Peter's
- office, Ripley all agog for excitement, and I trying not to appear afraid.
- But Uncle Peter wasn't in. An oldish man, who seemed to be in charge,
- informed us that the Jedge had got a touch of the rheumatiz, and was
- stayin' hum.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind,&rdquo; said Ripley to me; &ldquo;we'll visit him at his home, we'll beard
- him in his den. Come along!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I tried to beg off, but Rip insisted; and I weakly gave in.
- </p>
- <p>
- If I had been stirred by strong emotions at the sight of Norwich City,
- conceive how much more deeply I was stirred when we reached Norwich Town&mdash;when
- I saw our old house peeping out from among the great elm-trees that
- embosomed it&mdash;when I actually stood upon its doorstep, with my hand
- upon the old brass knocker! A strange servant girl opened the door, and to
- my request to see Judge Brace, replied, &ldquo;The Jedge is sick in his room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That doesn't matter,&rdquo; I explained. &ldquo;You know, I am his nephew. Tell him
- his nephew Gregory wants to see him.&rdquo; And I marched boldly through the
- hall&mdash;where the same tall eight-day clock, with its silver face that
- showed the phases of the moon, was ticking just as it had used to tick as
- long ago as I could remember&mdash;and into the parlor, Ripley following.
- I say I marched in boldly, yet I was really frightened half to death, as
- the moment of a face-to-face meeting with my terrible uncle became so
- imminent. There in the parlor stood the piano upon which my grandmother
- had labored so patiently to teach me to play. There hung the oil portrait
- of her, in her robe of cream-colored silk, taken when she was a beautiful
- young girl, and there, opposite it, above the fireplace, the
- companion-picture of my Uncle Florimond, in his lieutenant's uniform, with
- his sword and his crimson sash. Ripley started back a little when he saw
- this painting, and cried, &ldquo;For mercy's sake, Greg, who is it? I never saw
- anything like it. The same eyes, nose, mouth, chin, everything. It's you
- all over&rdquo;&mdash;thus confirming what my grandmother used to tell me:
- &ldquo;Gregory, thou art his living image.&rdquo; The room was haunted by a myriad
- dear associations. I forgot the errand that had brought me there; I forgot
- my fear of meeting Uncle Peter; I forgot all of the recent past, and was
- carried back to the happiest days of my childhood; and my heart just
- swelled, and thrilled, and ached. But next instant it gave a great
- spasmodic leap, and stood still for a second, and then began to gallop
- ahead like mad, while a perspiration broke out over my forehead; for the
- maid-servant entered, and said &ldquo;Please walk upstairs to the Jedge's room.&rdquo;
- I really thought I should faint. It was as much as I could do to get my
- breath. My knees knocked together. My hands shook like those of an aged
- palsy-stricken man. However, there was no such thing as backing out at
- this late date; so I screwed my courage to the sticking place, and led
- Ripley upstairs to Uncle Peter's room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Peter was seated in an arm-chair, with his legs, wrapped in a
- comforter, stretched out on another chair in front of him. He never so
- much as said how-d'-ye-do? or anything; but at once, scowling at us, asked
- in his gruffest voice, &ldquo;Well, what do you want?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I was so afraid and so abashed that I could hardly speak; but I did
- contrive to point at Ripley, and gasp, &ldquo;He&mdash;he'll tell you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; snapped Uncle Peter, turning to my spokesman, &ldquo;go on. State your
- business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir,&rdquo; began Rip&mdash;and O, me! as I listened to him, didn't my
- wonder at his wisdom, and my admiration of his eloquence, mount up a peg?&mdash;&ldquo;well,
- sir, our business is very simple, and can be stated in a very few words.
- The amount of it is simply this. My friend Gregory Brace, being the only
- child of Edward Brace, deceased, who was a son of your mother, Aurore
- Brace, deceased, is, equally with yourself, the heir and next-of-kin of
- the said decedent, and would, in the event of her having died intestate,
- divide share and share alike with you whatever property she left. Now,
- sir, we have caused a search to be made in the records of the Probate
- Court of this County, and we find that the said decedent did in fact die
- intestate. It, therefore, became your duty to petition for Letters of
- Administration upon her estate; to cite Gregory Brace to show cause why
- such Letters should not be issued; to cause a guardian <i>ad litem</i> to
- be appointed to act for him in the proceedings; to cause a permanent
- guardian to be appointed for him after the issuance of said Letters; and
- then to apply the rents, profits, and income of one undivided half of the
- estate of said decedent to his support, maintenance and education,
- allowing what excess there might be to accrue to his benefit. Well, sir,
- examination proves that you have performed none of these duties; that you
- have illegally and without warrant or authority possessed yourself of the
- whole of said estate, thereby committing a fraud upon the said Gregory
- Brace, and violating the statutes in such case made and provided. And now,
- sir, we have come here to give you notice that it is our intention to put
- this matter at once into the hands of an attorney, with directions that he
- proceed against you, both criminally and civilly.&rdquo; Uncle Peter heard
- Ripley through without interrupting, though an ugly smile flickered about
- his lips. When Rip had done, he lay back in his chair, and gave a loud
- harsh laugh. Then he drew a long, mock-respectful face, and in a very dry,
- sarcastic manner spoke as follows:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, my young friend, you talk like a book. And what profound and varied
- knowledge of the law you do possess, to be sure! Why, I must congratulate
- my nephew upon having found such an able and sagacious advocate. And
- really, I cannot see the necessity of your calling in the services of an
- attorney, for a person of your distinguished calibre ought certainly to be
- equal to conducting this dual prosecution, both civil and criminal,
- single-handed. My sakes alive!&rdquo; he cried, with a sudden change of tone and
- bearing. &ldquo;Do you know what I've a great mind to do with you and your
- client, my fine young fellow? I've a great mind to cane you both within an
- inch of your precious lives, and send you skulking away, with your tails
- between your legs, like two whipped puppies. But, bless me, no! You're
- neither of you worth the trouble. So I'll spare my rod, and spoil your
- fancy, by giving you a small measure of information. Now, then, pray tell
- me, Mr. Advocate, what is your valuation of the property which the 'said
- decedent' left?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Ripley, nothing daunted, answered, &ldquo;At least a hundred thousand dollars.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At least a hundred thousand dollars,&rdquo; repeated Uncle Peter; &ldquo;well, that's
- a pretty sum. Well, now, what would you say, my learned friend, if I
- should tell you that she didn't leave a penny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should say it was very extraordinary, and that I couldn't believe it.
- She was the widow of a wealthy man. She lived in good style. It stands to
- reason that she couldn't have died penniless.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so it does; it stands to reason, as you say; and yet penniless she
- was when she died, and penniless she had been for ten years before; and if
- she lived in good style, it was because I paid the bills; and if this
- young cub, my nephew, wore good clothes and ate good dinners, it was my
- charity he had to thank. Little by little, stick by stick, my mother
- disposed of all the property her husband left her, selling the bulk of it
- to me, and sending the proceeds to France, to help to reconstruct the
- fortunes of her family there, who were ruined by the revolution. She was a
- pauper when she died; and that's why I took out no Letters of
- Administration&mdash;because there was nothing to administrate upon.
- There, now I've told you more than I was under any obligation to; and now,
- both of you, get out!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, Greg,&rdquo; said Rip, &ldquo;let's go.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We went. Out of doors, I began, &ldquo;Well, Rip&rdquo;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Greg,&rdquo; Rip interrupted, &ldquo;we've been on a fool's errand, a
- wild-goose chase, and the less said about it the better.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I&mdash;I'm not rich, after all?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's what's the matter, Greg. If she didn't leave any property&mdash;you
- see, we took it for granted that she did&mdash;why, there's nothing for
- you to inherit. It's too bad, old fellow; but then, you're no worse off
- than you were in the beginning. Anyhow, there's no use crying over spilt
- milk. Come on; let's take the afternoon train to New York.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So my fine castle in the air had fallen to pieces like a house of cards. I
- tell you, it was a mighty crest-fallen young gentleman, in a very humble
- frame of mind, who sat next to Arthur Ripley that afternoon in the train
- that was speeding to New York.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI&mdash;MY UNCLE FLORIMOND.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>es, indeed, it was
- a very crest-fallen youth who accompanied Arthur Ripley back to New York
- that bright summer afternoon, and who toward bed-time that evening stole
- quietly into Mr. Finkelstein's shop. It was hard work under the
- circumstances to return to Mr. Finkelstein's. I had to swallow my pride in
- doing so, and it proved to be an exceedingly unpalatable dose. I had
- expected to return a young prince, in princely style, to dazzle my
- plebeian friends with my magnificence, and overwhelm them with my
- bounteous generosity; and now, in point of fact, I came back poorer than I
- had gone away, a beggar and a dependent, one who would be homeless and
- penniless if they should refuse to take him in. It was a dreadful
- come-down. I think, if there had been anywhere else for me to go, I should
- never have returned to Mr. Finkelstein's at all, it mortified my vanity so
- cruelly to have to do it. I felt as though I should like to seek out some
- obscure hiding-place in the remotest quarter of the world, and bury myself
- there forever from the sight of men. &ldquo;O, Rip!&rdquo; I cried, &ldquo;I should just
- like to bag my head.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, as I opened the shop door, the bell above it must needs tinkle;
- and in response to this summons Mr. Finkelstein himself issued from the
- parlor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Kraikory!&rdquo; he exclaimed at sight of me. &ldquo;Back so soon? Ach! I
- tought it was a customer. Vail, it's you yourself, and no mistake about
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;we came back on the train this afternoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ach, so? You came back on de train dis aifternoon? Vail, vail, valk in,
- set down, make yourself to home. Vail, Kraik-ory, I'm real glaid to see
- you. Vail, it's all right, I suppose? You got de money, hey? Vail, was it
- more or less as you expected? Was it fifty tousand, or a hundred, or maybe
- only terventy-fife? Vail, set down and tell me all about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;N-no, sir,&rdquo; I began, rather tremulously; &ldquo;it&mdash;we&mdash;there&mdash;there
- was a mistake. She&mdash;I mean to say my grandmother&mdash;she didn't
- leave any money, after all. She didn't have any to leave. She was quite
- poor, instead of rich, and&mdash;and my Uncle Peter, he supported her. He
- owned the house and everything. He had bought it from her, and she had
- sent the money to France. So&mdash;I&mdash;that is&mdash;you see&rdquo;&mdash;I
- broke down. I could get no further.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ach, dere, dere, Kraikory,&rdquo; cried Mr. Finkelstein, as my emotion betrayed
- itself, and he laid his hand caressingly upon my shoulder; &ldquo;dere, dere,
- don't you go feel baid about it, my dear little poy.&rdquo; Then he caught
- himself up. &ldquo;Excuse me, Kraikory; I didn't mean to call you a little poy;
- I forgot. But don't you go feel baid about it, all de same. You ain't no
- vorse off as you was before already. Put it down to experience, Kraikory,
- sharsh it to experience. It's allright. You got a comfortable home here by
- me. You needn't feel so awful about it. Come, sheer up, Kraikory. Don't
- tink about it no more. Come along inside mit me, and Henrietta will get
- you somedings to eat. We ain't got no faitted caif to kill in your honor,
- Kraikory, but we got some of de finest liver sowsage in de United States
- of America; and ainyhow, Kraikory, veal is a fearful dry meat. Ach, dere,
- dere, for mercy's sake, don't you feel baid. I get off a shoke shust on
- purpose to make you laif, and you don't naifer notice it. Ach, Kraikory,
- don't feel baid. I simply hate to see you feel baid, Kraikory; I simply
- cain't staind it. I give ten tousand tollars right out of my own pocket
- sooner as see you feel baid, Kraikory; I'm so fond of you, don't you
- understand?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- My heart melted all at once like ice in sunshine. Tears sprang to my eyes.
- &ldquo;Oh! my dear, dear Mr. Finkelstein,&rdquo; I sobbed, &ldquo;you are so good to me. Oh!
- can&mdash;can you ever&mdash;for&mdash;forgive the&mdash;the way I've
- acted? I&mdash;I'm&mdash;I'm so sorry for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious, Kraikory, don't talk like dot. If you talk like dot, you
- make me aict so foolish I be ashamed to show my face. You make me cry like
- a raikular old voman, Kraikory; you aictually vill. Ach, dere I go. Ach,
- my kracious! Ach! I cain't help it. Ach, what&mdash;what an old fool I
- am.... Kraikory&mdash;my boy&mdash;my son&mdash;come here, Kraikory&mdash;come
- here to me. O, Kraikory! I loaf you like a fader. O, Kraikory! you know
- what I tought? I tought I loast you foraifer, Kraikory. O, Kraikory! I'm
- so glaid to haif you back. Ach, Kraikory, God is good.&rdquo; The tears rolled
- downward from his dear old eyes, and pattered like rain-drops upon my
- cheeks. He had clasped me in his arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- From that hour I took up my old place at Mr. Finkelstein's, in a humbler,
- healthier, and, on the whole, happier frame of mind than I had known for
- many a long day before. My heart had been touched, and my conscience
- smitten, by his loving kindness.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was sincerely remorseful for the ungrateful manner in which I had
- behaved toward him, and for the unworthy sentiments that I had cherished.
- I strove honestly, by amending my conduct, to do what I could in the way'
- of atonement.
- </p>
- <p>
- Incidentally, moreover, my little adventure had brought me face to face
- with some of the naked facts of life. In a grim and vivid tableau it had
- shown me what a helpless and dependent creature I was; how for the sheer
- necessities of food, shelter and clothing I must rely upon the charity of
- other people. I tried now to make myself of real value to my patron, of
- real use in the shop and about the house, and thus in some measure to
- render an equivalent for what he did for me. Instead of going off
- afternoons to amuse myself with Ripley, I would remain at home to improve
- such chances as I had to be of service to Mr. Finkelstein. I would play
- the hand-organ for him, or read aloud to him, or take charge of the shop,
- while he slept, or enjoyed his game of pinochle with Mr. Flisch. And in my
- moments of leisure I would study a dog-eared fourth-hand copy of Munson's
- <i>Complete Phonographer</i> that I had bought; for I had long thought
- that I should like to learn short-hand, and had even devoted a good deal
- of time to mastering the rudiments of that art; and I fancied that, by
- much diligent practice now, I might hasten forward the day when I should
- be able to earn my own livelihood, and thus cease to be a burden upon my
- friends. Indeed, I could already write as many as sixty words a minute
- with perfect ease.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Finkelstein did not altogether approve of my assiduous industry, and
- used to warn me, &ldquo;Look out, Kraikory! It don't naifer pay to run a ting
- into de ground; it aictually don't. You study so hart, your head'll get
- more knowledge inside of it as it can hold, and den, de first ting you
- know, all of a sudden vun day, it'll svell up and bust. Ainy-how,
- Kraikory, dere's a proverp which goes, 'All vork and no play makes Shack a
- dull poy'; and dot's as true as you're alife, Kraikory; it aictually does.
- You better knock off dis aifternoon, Kraikory, and go haif some fun. It's
- Saiturday, ain't it? And dere's a maitinee, hey? Vail, why don't you go to
- de teayter?... How? You study so hart becoase you vant to get able to earn
- your living? Now look at here, Kraikory; don't you talk foolish. I got
- plenty money, ain't I? And I got a right to spend my money so as to get
- saitisfaiction out of it, hey? Vail, now look at here; dere ain't no vay
- of spending my money what'll give me so much saitisfaiction as to spend it
- to make you haippy and contented; dot's a solemn faict. You needn't vorry
- about earning your living. You ain't got to earn it for a great mainy
- years yet already&mdash;not till you get all done mit your education. And
- ainyhow, Kraikory, you do earn it. You mind de store, and you read out
- lout to me, and you keep me company; and, my kracious, you're such a
- shenu-wine musician, Kraikory, you got such a graind tailent for de
- haind-organ, I don't know how I'd get along midout you. I guess I haif to
- raise your sailary next New Years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was-only of a piece with Mr. Fin-kelstein's usual kindness. But I
- felt that I had abused his kindness in the past, and I was determined to
- abuse it no longer.
- </p>
- <p>
- I say I was happier than I had been for a long while before, and so I was.
- I was happier because I was more contented. My disappointment about the
- inheritance, though keen enough at the moment, did not last long. As Mr.
- Finkelstein had remarked, I was no worse off than I had been in the first
- place; and then, I derived a good deal of consolation from remembering
- what Uncle Peter had told me&mdash;that the money had gone to reconstruct
- the splendor of our house in France. My disappointment at seeing my
- meeting with Uncle Florimond again become a thing of the indefinite
- future, was deeper and more enduring. &ldquo;Alas,&rdquo; I sighed, with a heart sick
- for hope deferred, &ldquo;it seems as though I was never going to be able to go
- to him at all.&rdquo; And I gulped down a big lump that had gathered in my
- throat.
- </p>
- <p>
- Against Rosalind Earle I still nursed some foolish resentment. She had
- wished that I might have to eat humble pie. Well, her wish had come to
- pass; and I felt almost as though it were her fault that it had done so.
- She had said she didn't like me any more, and didn't care to have me call
- upon her any more. I took her at her word, and staid away, regarding
- myself in the light of a much-abused and injured person. So three or four
- weeks elapsed, and she and I never met. Then... Toward six o'clock one
- evening I was seated in the parlor, poring over my <i>Complete
- Phonogacipher</i>, when the door from the shop opened with a creak, and a
- light footstep became audible behind my chair. The next instant I heard
- Rosalind's voice, low and gentle, call my name.
- </p>
- <p>
- My heart began to flutter. I got up and turned around, and saw the dear
- little girl standing a yard distant from me, with her hand extended for me
- to take, and with her beautiful dark eyes fixed appealingly upon my face.
- I didn't speak; and I pretended not to see her hand; and I just stood
- still there, mute and pouting, like the sulky coxcomb and simpleton that I
- was.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rosalind allowed her hand to drop to her side, and a very pained look came
- over her face; and there was a frog in her voice, as she said, &ldquo;O,
- Gregory! you&mdash;you are still angry with me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! I'm not angry with you,&rdquo; I answered, but in an offish tone; and
- that was true; I really wasn't angry with her the least bit any more. All
- my anger had evaporated at the sight of her face and the sound of her
- voice. But I didn't know how to unbend gracefully and without loss of
- dignity.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then&mdash;then why haven't you been to see me?&rdquo; she asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You said you didn't want me to come to see you any more.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I didn't mean it. You must have known I didn't mean it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you said it, anyhow. I don't care to go where I'm not wanted. When
- people say a thing, how am I to know they don't mean it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I said it when I was vexed. And what people say when they're vexed&mdash;other
- people ought not to count it. It isn't fair. And really and truly,
- Gregory, I didn't mean it; and I'm sorry I said it; and I'm sorry I spoke
- to you the way I did; and&mdash;and that's why I've come here, Gregory;
- I've come to ask your pardon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! certainly; don't mention it; no apology's necessary,&rdquo; I said. I would
- have given anything to have taken her in my arms, and kissed her, and
- begged her pardon; but I was too stiff-necked and self-conscious.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And then,&rdquo; she went on, &ldquo;after you came back from Norwich, and Mr. Flisch
- told me what Mr. Finkelstein had told him&mdash;about how disappointed you
- had been, and everything&mdash;I&mdash;I felt so sorry for you, Gregory,
- and so sorry that I had spoken to you that way; and I wanted to come right
- over, and tell you I didn't mean it, and beg your pardon, and ask you to
- make up with me; but I thought maybe you mightn't like it, and that you
- might be angry with me, and&mdash;and not&mdash;not&mdash;I don't know;
- but anyway, I didn't come. And then I just hoped and hoped all the time
- that maybe you would come to see me; but you never did. And then at last I
- just couldn't wait any longer, I felt so guilty and sorry and everything;
- and&mdash;and so I stopped in on my way home to day; and, O, Gregory! I
- really didn't mean to hurt your feelings, and I hope you'll forgive me,
- Gregory, and not be angry with me any more.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- By this time I had gone up, and taken her in my arms; and, &ldquo;O, Rosalind!&rdquo;
- I cried, &ldquo;don't talk like that. You&mdash;you make me feel so ashamed. You&mdash;you
- humiliate me so. What you said to me that day&mdash;it was just right. You
- were just right, and I was wrong. And I deserved to have you talk to me
- ten times worse, I was so horrid and stuck-up and everything. And I&mdash;I'm
- awfully sorry. And I've wanted&mdash;I've wanted to go and see you all the
- time, and tell you I was sorry; only&mdash;only I don't know&mdash;I
- suppose I was too proud. And I just hope that you'll forgive me, and
- forgive the way I acted here to-day a little while ago, and&mdash;O,
- Rosalind! I'm so glad to be friends with you again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!&rdquo; exclaimed Mr. Finkelstein, entering from the shop. &ldquo;Hugging and
- kissing each udder! Vail, my kracious! Vail, if I aifer! Vail, dot beats
- de deck! Oh! you needn't take no notice of me. You needn't stop on my
- account. I don't mind it. I been dere myself already, when I was your age.
- You needn't bloosh like dot, Rosie; dough it's mighty becoming to you,
- dot's a faict. And, Kraikory, you needn't look so sheebish. You ain't done
- nodings to be ashamed of. And I'm awful sorry I came in shust when I did,
- and inderrubded you; only I didn't know what you was doing, as you haidn't
- notified me, and I vanted to speak to Kraikory about a little maitter of
- business. Dere's an old feller outside dere in de store what cain't talk
- no English; and I guess he was a Frenchman; so I tought I'd get Kraikory
- to come along and aisk him what he vants, if you could spare him, Rosie&mdash;hey?&rdquo;
- So Rosalind and I followed Mr. Finkelstein into the shop.
- </p>
- <p>
- A tall, thin, and very poor-looking old man stood before the counter,
- resting his hands upon it&mdash;small and well-shaped hands, but so
- fleshless that you could have counted the bones in them, and across which
- the blue, distended veins stretched like wires. His stove-pipe hat was
- worn and lustreless; his black frock coat was threadbare, and whitish
- along the seams. His old-fashioned standing collar was frayed at the edge;
- and a red mark on each side of his neck, beneath his ears, showed that the
- frayed edge had chafed his skin. His face was colorless and emaciated; his
- eyes, sunken deep under his brows, had a weary, sad, half-frightened look
- in them that compelled your pity. His moustache and imperial were as white
- as snow. A very forlorn, pathetic, poor-looking old man, indeed. Yet there
- was also something refined, dignified, and even courtly in his appearance;
- and I thought to myself that he had seen better days; and my heart ached
- for him. It was with an unwonted gentleness that I inquired: &ldquo;You are
- French, Monsieur? I put myself at your service.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His sad old eyes fixed themselves eagerly upon mine, and in a quavering
- old voice he answered, &ldquo;<i>Je cherche un jeune homme qui s'appelle
- Grégoire Brace</i>&rdquo;&mdash;I seek a young man named Gregory Brace. &ldquo;<i>C'est
- ici que il demeure?</i>&rdquo;&mdash;It is here that he lives?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Mais oui, monsieur: c'est moi</i>&rdquo; &ldquo;&mdash;it is I,&rdquo; I said; and
- wondering what in the world he could want with me, I waited for him to go
- on.
- </p>
- <p>
- His eyes opened a little wider, and a light flashed in them. He seemed to
- be struggling with an emotion that made it impossible for him to speak.
- His throat, I could see, gave two or three convulsive swallows. Then his
- lips parted, his eyes grew dim with tears, and very huskily, bending
- forward, he demanded, &ldquo;<i>Et&mdash;et vous ne me connaissez pas?</i>&rdquo;&mdash;And
- you do not know me?
- </p>
- <p>
- I scanned his face carefully. I could not recognize it. I shook my head. &ldquo;<i>Mais
- non, monsieur</i>&mdash;I do not think that I have ever seen you before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, that is true. But I hoped that you might know me, nevertheless....
- Gregory, it is I; it is thy uncle&mdash;de la Bourbonnaye.&rdquo; And he
- stretched out his two arms, to embrace me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0011" id="linkimage-0011"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0193.jpg" alt="0193 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0193.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!... Thou!... My&mdash;my Uncle&mdash;Florimond!... Oh!&rdquo; I gasped. My
- heart bounded terribly. My head swam. The objects round about began to
- dance bewilderingly to and fro. The floor under my feet rocked like the
- deck of a ship. There was a loud continuous ringing in my ears.... But
- still I saw the figure of that sad old man standing there motionless, with
- arms outstretched toward me, waiting. A thousand unutterable emotions were
- battling in my heart; a thousand incoherent thoughts were racing through
- my brain. This poor old man my Uncle Florimond! This poor old man&mdash;in
- threadbare cloth and tattered linen.... Then suddenly an impulse mastered
- me. I rushed forward, and threw myself upon his breast, and&mdash;like a
- schoolgirl&mdash;fell to weeping.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, as the French proverb says, everything comes at last to him who
- knows how to wait. To me at last had come the moment for which I had
- waited so many years; and I stood face to face with my Uncle Florimond,
- with the hero of my imagination, the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. But in
- place of the rich and powerful nobleman whom I had dreamed of, the dashing
- soldier, the brilliant courtier, I found the poor decrepit aged man whom
- you have seen. &ldquo;Thou knowest, my Gregory,&rdquo; he explained to me. by and by,
- &ldquo;since the overthrow of the legitimate monarchy by the first revolution,
- our family has never been rich. In 1792, upon the eve of the Terror, my
- father emigrated from the beautiful France, and sought refuge in Sweden,
- where I and my sister were born, and where he remained until 1815. Upon
- the restoration we returned to our fatherland; but our chateaux of which
- we counted no fewer than three, had been burned, our hôtel in Paris
- sacked, our wealth confiscated and dissipated, by those barbarians, those
- assassins, those incendiaries, and we possessed scarcely even the
- wherewithal to live. It was for that that we consented to the misalliance
- made by our Aurore in espousing thy grandfather, Philip Brace. American
- and bourgeois that he was, in admitting him to our connection, our family
- suffered the first disgrace of its history. Yet without dowry, my sister
- could never have married her equal in France, and would most likely have
- become a nun. But that excellent Brace, he loved her so much, her station
- was so high, his own so low, he was happy to obtain her hand at any terms.
- She, too, reciprocated his affection; he was indeed a fine fellow; and the
- marriage was accomplished.... It is now some ten years since, by the
- goodness of my beloved sister, I was enabled to amass a sufficient sum to
- purchase for myself an annuity of six thousand francs as a provision for
- my age. But behold, the other day&mdash;it is now about two months ago,
- perhaps&mdash;the annuity company goes into bankruptcy; and I am left
- absolutely without a <i>sou</i>. So I am come to America to seek an asylum
- with my sister's son, Peter. I am arrived to-day even, aboard the
- steamship La Touraine. Figure to thyself that, fault of money, I have been
- forced to make the passage second class! To-morrow I shall proceed to
- Norr-veesh.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have you written to Uncle Peter to expect you?&rdquo; I inquired.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Mais non!</i> I have not thought it necessary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a man altogether singular, my Uncle Peter,&rdquo; I went on, &ldquo;and truly I
- think that you will do better to rest here at New York a few days, in
- attending a response to the letter which I counsel you to send him. He
- loves not the surprises, my Uncle Peter.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall do all as thou desirest, my good Gregory,&rdquo; said Uncle Florimond;
- and he dispatched a letter to his nephew, Peter Brace, that very evening,
- setting forth the state of his affairs, and declaring his intention to go
- to Norwich.
- </p>
- <p>
- That night and the next he slept in Mr. Finkelstein's spare bedroom. On
- the evening of the third day an answer came from Uncle Peter, professing
- his inability to do anything to assist his mother's brother, and
- emphatically discouraging his proposed visit to Norwich. Uncle Florimond
- could hardly believe his senses. &ldquo;Ah! such cruelty, such lack of heart,&rdquo;
- he cried, &ldquo;it is impossible.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Kraikory,&rdquo; said Mr. Finkelstein, &ldquo;de only ting is, he'll haif to
- settle down here, and live mit me and you. He can keep dot spare room, and
- we'll make him as comfortable as we know how. Tell him I be prout to haif
- him for my guest as long as he'll stay.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;I can't let you go to work and saddle yourself with my
- relatives as well as with me. I must pitch in and support him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, my kracious, Kraikory, what can you do? You're only fifteen years
- old. You couldn't earn more as tree or four tollars a veek if you vorked
- all de time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! yes, I could. You forget that I've been studying short-hand; and I
- can write sixty words a minute; and Mr. Marx will get me a position as a
- short-hand writer in some office down-town; and then I could earn eight
- dollars a week at least.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, my kracious, dot's a faict. Vail, dot's simply immense. Vail, I'm
- mighty glaid now you kept on studying and didn't take my advice. Vail,
- ainyhow, Kraikory, you and him can go on living here by me, and den when
- you're able you can pay boart&mdash;hey? And say, Kraikory, I always had a
- sort of an idea dot I like to learn Frainch; and maybe he'd give me
- lessons, hey? Aisk him what he'd sharsh.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, my Gregory,&rdquo; sighed Uncle Florimond, &ldquo;I am desolated. To become a
- burden upon thy young shoulders&mdash;it is terrible.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I beseech you, my dearest uncle, do not say such things. I love you with
- all my heart. It is my greatest happiness to have you near me. And hold,
- you are going to gain your own livelihood. Mr. Finkelstein here wishes to
- know what you will charge to give him French lessons.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I guess I join de class,&rdquo; said Mr. Marx, when he heard of his
- father-in-law's studies.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So will I,&rdquo; said Mrs. Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I guess I come in too,&rdquo; said Mr. Flisch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I want to learn French ever so much,&rdquo; said Rosalind.
- </p>
- <p>
- [Ill 0006]
- </p>
- <p>
- So a class was formed; and a Marquis de la Bourbonnaye, for the first
- time, no doubt, in the history of that ancient family, ate bread that he
- had earned by the sweat of his brow. It was a funny and yet a pathetic
- sight to see him laboring with his pupils. He was very gentle and very
- patient; but by the melancholy expression of his eyes, I knew that the
- outrages they committed upon his native language sank deep into his own
- soul. He and Mr. Finkelstein became great friends. I think they used to
- play cards together quite six hours every day. Uncle Florimond had studied
- English as a lad at school; and by and by he screwed his courage to the
- sticking place, and began to talk that tongue. It was as good as a play to
- hear him and Mr. Finkelstein converse together.
- </p>
- <p>
- In due time, surely enough, Mr. Marx procured a situation for me as
- stenographer in a banking-house down-town. My salary, to start with, was
- seven dollars a week. Joining that to what Uncle Florimond earned, we had
- enough to support us in comparative comfort and without loss of
- self-respect.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now Mrs. Gregory Brace, who is looking over my shoulder, and whose
- first name is Rosalind, and whose maiden-name was Earle, warns me that the
- point is reached where I must write
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END.
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
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- MY UNCLE FLORIMOND
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- By Sidney Luska (Henry Harland)
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- Author of The Yoke of the Thorah and Others
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- D. Lothrop Company
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- Boston: Franklin and Hawley Streets
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- TO MY GRANDMOTHER
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I.&mdash;THE NEPHEW OF A MARQUIS. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II&mdash;I MAKE A FRIEND. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III.&mdash;NEW YORK. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV&mdash;AT MR. FINKELSTEIN'S. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V&mdash;PRIDE AND A FALL. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI&mdash;MY UNCLE FLORIMOND. </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER I.&mdash;THE NEPHEW OF A MARQUIS.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">B</span>oth of my parents
- died while I was still a baby; and I passed my childhood at the home of my
- father's mother in Norwich Town&mdash;which lies upon the left bank of the
- river Yantic, some three miles to the north of Norwich City, in Eastern
- Connecticut.
- </p>
- <p>
- My father's mother, my dear old grandmother, was a French lady by birth;
- and her maiden name had been quite an imposing one&mdash;Aurore Aline
- Raymonde Marie Antoinette de la Bourbonnaye. But in 1820, when she was
- nineteen years old, my grandfather had persuaded her to change it for
- plain and simple Mrs. Brace; from which it would seem that my grandfather
- must have been a remarkably persuasive man. At that time she lived in
- Paris with her father and mother, who were very lofty, aristocratic people&mdash;the
- Marquis and Marquise de la Bourbonnaye. But after her marriage she
- followed her husband across the ocean to his home in Connecticut, where in
- 1835 he died, and where she had remained ever since. She had had two
- children: my father, Edward, whom the rebels shot at the Battle of Bull
- Run in July, 1861, and my father's elder brother, my Uncle Peter, who had
- never married, and who was the man of our house in Norwich.
- </p>
- <p>
- The neighbors called my Uncle Peter Square, because he was a lawyer. Some
- of them called him Jedge, because he had once been a Justice of the Peace.
- Between him and me no love was lost. A stern, cold, frowning man, tall and
- dark, with straight black hair, a lean, smooth-shaven face, thin lips,
- hard black eyes, and bushy black eyebrows that grew together over his nose
- making him look false and cruel, he inspired in me an exceeding awe, and
- not one atom of affection. I was indeed so afraid of him that at the mere
- sound of his voice my heart would sink into my boots, and my whole skin
- turn goose-flesh. When I had to pass the door of his room, if he was in, I
- always quickened my pace and went on tiptoe, half expecting that he might
- dart out and seize upon me; if he was absent, I would stop and peek in
- through the keyhole, with the fascinated terror of one gazing into an
- ogre's den. And, oh me! what an agony of fear I had to suffer three times
- every day, seated at meals with him. If I so much as spoke a single word,
- except to answer a question, he would scowl upon me savagely, and growl
- out, &ldquo;Children should be seen and not heard.&rdquo; After he had helped my
- grandmother, he would demand in the crossest tone you can imagine,
- &ldquo;Gregory, do you want a piece of meat?&rdquo; Then I would draw a deep breath,
- clinch my fists, muster my utmost courage, and, scarcely louder than a
- whisper, stammer, &ldquo;Ye-es, sir, if you p-please.&rdquo; It would have come much
- more easily to say, &ldquo;No, I thank you, sir,&rdquo;&mdash;only I was so very
- hungry. But not once, in all the years I spent at Norwich, not once did I
- dare to ask for more. So I often left the table with my appetite not half
- satisfied, and would have to visit the kitchen between meals, and beg a
- supplementary morsel from Julia, our cook.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Peter, for his part, took hardly any notice whatever of me, unless
- it was to give me a gruff word of command&mdash;like &ldquo;Leave the room,&rdquo; &ldquo;Go
- to bed,&rdquo; &ldquo;Hold your tongue,&rdquo;&mdash;or worse still a scolding, or worst of
- all a whipping. For the latter purpose he employed a flexible rattan cane,
- with a curiously twisted handle. It buzzed like a hornet as it flew
- cutting through the air; and then, when it had reached its objective point&mdash;mercy,
- how it stung! I fancied that whipping me afforded him a great deal of
- enjoyment. Anyhow, he whipped me very often, and on the very slightest
- provocation: if I happened to be a few minutes behindhand at breakfast,
- for example, or if I did not have my hair nicely brushed and parted when I
- appeared at dinner. And if I cried, he would whip all the harder, saying,
- &ldquo;I'll give you something to cry about,&rdquo; so that in the end I learned to
- stand the most unmerciful flogging with never so much as a tear or a sob.
- Instead of crying, I would bite my lips, and drive my fingernails into the
- palms of my hands until they bled. Why, one day, I remember, I was
- standing in the dining-room, drinking a glass of water, when suddenly I
- heard his footstep behind me; and it startled me so that I let the tumbler
- drop from my grasp to the floor, where it broke, spilling the water over
- the carpet. &ldquo;You clumsy jackanapes,&rdquo; he cried; &ldquo;come up-stairs with me,
- and I'll show you how to break tumblers.&rdquo; He seized hold of my ear, and,
- pinching and tugging at it, led me up-stairs to his room. There he
- belabored me so vigorously with that rattan cane of his that I was stiff
- and lame for two days afterward. Well, I dare say that sometimes I merited
- my Uncle Peter's whippings richly; but I do believe that in the majority
- of cases when he whipped me, moral suasion would have answered quite as
- well, or even better. &ldquo;Spare the rod and spoil the child&rdquo; was one of his
- fundamental principles of life.
- </p>
- <p>
- Happily, however, except at meal hours, my Uncle Peter was seldom in the
- house. He had an office at the Landing&mdash;that was the name Norwich
- City went by in Norwich Town&mdash;and thither daily after breakfast and
- again after dinner, he betook himself. After supper he would go out to
- spend the evening&mdash;where or how I never knew, though I often
- wondered; but all day Sunday he would stay at home, shut up in his room;
- and all day Sunday, therefore, I was careful to keep as still as a mouse.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not in the least take after his mother, my grandmother; for she, I
- verily believe, of all sweet and gentle ladies was the sweetest and the
- gentlest. It is now more than sixteen years since she died; yet, as I
- think of her now, my heart swells, my eyes fill with tears, and I can see
- her as vividly before me as though we had parted but yesterday: a little
- old body, in a glistening black silk dress, with her snowy hair drawn in a
- tall puff upward from her forehead, and her kind face illuminated by a
- pair of large blue eyes, as quick and as bright as any maiden's. She had
- the whitest, daintiest, tiniest hands you ever did see; and the tiniest
- feet. These she had inherited from her noble French ancestors; and along
- with them she had also inherited a delicate Roman nose&mdash;or, as it is
- sometimes called, a Bourbon nose. Now, as you will recollect, the French
- word for nose is <i>nez</i> (pronounced <i>nay</i>); and I remember I
- often wondered whether that Bourbon nose of my grandmother's might not
- have had something to do with the origin of her family name, Bourbonnaye.
- But that, of course, was when I was a very young and foolish child indeed.
- </p>
- <p>
- In her youth, I know, my grandmother had been a perfect beauty. Among the
- other pictures in our parlor, there hung an oil painting which represented
- simply the loveliest young lady that I could fancy. She had curling golden
- hair, laughing eyes as blue as the sky, ripe red lips just made to kiss,
- faintly blushing cheeks, and a rich, full throat like a column of ivory;
- and she wore a marvelous costume of cream-colored silk, trimmed with lace;
- and in one hand she-held a bunch of splendid crimson roses, so well
- painted that you could almost smell them. I used to sit before this
- portrait for hours at a stretch, and admire the charming girl who smiled
- upon me from it, and wonder and wonder who she could be, and where she
- lived, and whether I should ever have the good luck to meet her in proper
- person. I used to think that perhaps I had already met her somewhere, and
- then forgotten; for, though I could not put my finger on it, there was
- something strangely familiar to me in her face. I used to say to myself,
- &ldquo;What if after all it should be only a fancy picture! Oh! I hope, I hope
- it isn't.&rdquo; Then at length, one day, it occurred to me to go to my
- grandmother for information. Imagine my surprise when she told me that it
- was a portrait of herself, taken shortly before her wedding.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, dear! I wish I had been alive in those days,&rdquo; I sighed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; she queried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because then I could have married you,&rdquo; I explained. At which she laughed
- as merrily as though I had got off the funniest joke in the world, and
- called me an &ldquo;<i>enfant terrible</i>&rdquo;&mdash;a dreadful child.
- </p>
- <p>
- This episode abode in my mind for a long time to come, and furnished me
- food for much sorrowful reflection. It brought forcibly home to me the
- awful truth, which I had never thought of before, that youth and beauty
- cannot last. That this young girl&mdash;so strong, so gay, so full of
- life, with such bright red lips and brilliant golden hair&mdash;that she
- could have changed into a feeble gray old lady, like my grandmother! It
- was a sad and appalling possibility.
- </p>
- <p>
- My grandmother stood nearly as much in awe of my Uncle Peter as I did. He
- allowed himself to browbeat and bully her in a manner that made my blood
- boil. &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; I would think in my soul, &ldquo;just wait till I am a man as big as
- he is. Won't I teach him a lesson, though?&rdquo; She and I talked together for
- the most part in French. This was for two reasons: first, because it was
- good practice for me; and secondly, because it was pleasant for her&mdash;French
- being her native tongue. Well, my Uncle Peter hated the very sound of
- French&mdash;why I could not guess, but I suspected it was solely for the
- sake of being disagreeable&mdash;and if ever a word of that language
- escaped my grandmother's lips in his presence, he would glare at her from
- beneath his shaggy brows, and snarl out, &ldquo;Can't you speak English to the
- boy?&rdquo; She never dared to interfere in my behalf when he was about to whip
- me&mdash;though I knew her heart ached to do so&mdash;but would sit alone
- in her room during the operation, and wait to comfort me after it was
- over. His rattan cane raised great red welts upon my skin, which smarted
- and were sore for hours. These she would rub with a salve that cooled and
- helped to heal them; and then, putting her arm about my neck, she would
- bid me not to mind it, and not to feel unhappy any more, and would give me
- peppermint candies and cookies, and tell me long, interesting stories, or
- read aloud to me, or show me the pictures in her big family Bible. &ldquo;Paul
- and Virginia&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Arabian Nights&rdquo; were the books I liked best to be
- read to from; and my favorite picture was one of Daniel iii the lion's
- den. Ah, my dear, dear grandmother! As I look back upon those days now,
- there is no bitterness in my memory of Uncle Peter's whippings; but my
- memory of your tender goodness in consoling me is infinitely sweet.
- </p>
- <p>
- No; if my Uncle Peter was perhaps a trifle too severe with me, my
- grandmother erred in the opposite direction, and did much to spoil me. I
- never got a single angry word from her in all the years we lived together;
- yet I am sure I must have tried her patience very frequently and very
- sorely. Every forenoon, from eight till twelve o'clock, she gave me my
- lessons: geography, history, grammar, arithmetic and music. I was neither
- a very apt nor a very industrious pupil in any of these branches; but I
- was especially dull and especially lazy in my pursuit of the last. My
- grandmother would sit with me at the piano for an hour, and try and try to
- make me play my exercise aright; and though I always played it wrong, she
- never lost her temper, and never scolded. I deserved worse than a
- scolding; I deserved a good sound box on the ear; for I had shirked my
- practising, and that was why I blundered so. But the most my grandmother
- ever said or did by way of reproof, was to shake her head sadly at me, and
- murmur, &ldquo;Ah, Gregory, Gregory, I fear that you lack ambition.&rdquo; So very
- possibly, after all, my Uncle Peter's sternness was really good for me as
- a disagreeable but salutary tonic.
- </p>
- <p>
- My Uncle Florimond was my grandmother's only brother, unmarried, five
- years older than herself, who lived in France. His full name was even more
- imposing than hers had been; and to write it I shall have to use up nearly
- all the letters of the alphabet: Florimond Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre
- de la Bourbonnaye. As if this were not enough, he joined to it the title
- of marquis, which had descended to him from his father; just think&mdash;Florimond
- Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre, Marquis de la Bourbonnaye.
- </p>
- <p>
- Though my grandmother had not once seen her brother Florimond since her
- marriage&mdash;when she was a blushing miss of nineteen, and he a dashing
- young fellow of four-and-twenty&mdash;I think she cared more for him than
- for anybody else alive, excepting perhaps myself. And though I had never
- seen him at all, I am sure that he was to me, without exception, the most
- important personage in the whole wide world. He owed this distinguished
- place in my regard to several causes. He owed it partly, no doubt, to the
- glamour attaching to his name and title. To my youthful imagination
- Florimond Charles Marie Auguste Alexandre de la Bourbonnaye made a strong
- appeal. Surely, any one who went through life bearing a name like that
- must be a very great and extrordinary man; and the fact that he was my
- uncle&mdash;my own grandmother's brother&mdash;stirred my bosom with
- pride, and thrilled it with satisfaction. Then, besides, he was a marquis;
- and a marquis, I supposed, of course, must be the embodiment of everything
- that was fine and admirable in human nature&mdash;good, strong, rich,
- brave, brilliant, beautiful&mdash;just one peg lower in the scale of glory
- than a king. Yes, on account of his name and title alone, I believe, I
- should have placed my Uncle Florimond upon a lofty pedestal in the
- innermost shrine of my fancy, as a hero to drape with all the dazzling
- qualities I could conceive of, to wonder about, and to worship. But
- indeed, in this case, I should most likely have done very much the same
- thing, even if he had had no other title than plain Mister, and if his
- name had been homely John or James. For my grandmother, who never tired of
- talking to me of him, had succeeded in communicating to my heart something
- of her own fondness for him, as well as imbuing my mind with an eager
- interest in everything that concerned him, and in firing it with a glowing
- ideal of his personality. She had taught me that he was in point of fact,
- all that I had pictured him in my surmises.
- </p>
- <p>
- When, in 1820, Aurore de la Bourbonnaye became Mrs. Brace, and bade
- good-by to her home and family, her brother Florimond had held a
- commission as lieutenant in the King's Guard. A portrait of him in his
- lieutenant's uniform hung over the fireplace in our parlor, directly
- opposite the portrait of his sister that I have already spoken of. You
- never saw a handsomer young soldier: tall, muscular, perfectly shaped,
- with close-cropped chestnut hair, frank brown eyes, and regular clean-cut
- features, as refined and sensitive as a woman's, yet full of manly dignity
- and courage. In one hand he held his military hat, plumed with a long
- black ostrich feather; his other hand rested upon the hilt of his sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- His uniform was all ablaze with brass buttons and gold lace; and a
- beautiful red silk sash swept over his shoulder diagonally downward to his
- hip, where it was knotted, and whence its tasseled ends fell half-way to
- his knee. Yes, indeed; he was a handsome, dashing, gallant-looking
- officer; and you may guess how my grandmother flattered me when she
- declared, as she often did, &ldquo;Gregory, you are his living image.&rdquo; Then she
- would continue in her quaint old-fashioned French:&mdash;&ldquo;Ah! that thou
- mayest resemble him in spirit, in character, also. He is of the most
- noble, of the most generous, of the most gentle. An action base, a thought
- unworthy, a sentiment dishonorable&mdash;it is to him impossible. He is
- the courage, the courtesy, the chivalry, itself. Regard, then, his face.
- Is it not radiant of his soul? Is it not eloquent of kindness, of
- fearlessness, of truth? He is the model, the paragon even, of a gentleman,
- of a Christian. Say, then, my Gregory, is it that thou lovest him a little
- also, thou? Is it that thou art going to imitate him a little in thy life,
- and to strive to become a man as noble, as lovable, as he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- To which I would respond earnestly in the same language, &ldquo;O, yes! I love
- him, I admire him, with all my heart&mdash;after thee, my grandmother,
- better than anybody. And if I could become a man like him, I should be
- happier than I can say. Anyway, I shall try. He will be my pattern. But
- tell me, shall I never see him? Will he never come to Norwich? I would
- give&mdash;oh! I would give a thousand dollars&mdash;to see him, to
- embrace him, to speak with him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, no, I fear he will never come to Norwich. He is married to his
- France, his Paris. But certainly, when thou art grown up, thou shalt see
- him. Thou wilt go to Europe, and present thyself before him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, dear! not till I am grown up,&rdquo; I would complain. &ldquo;That is so long to
- wait.&rdquo; Yet that came to be a settled hope, a moving purpose, in my life&mdash;that
- I should sometime meet my Uncle Florimond in person. I used to indulge my
- imagination in long, delicious day-dreams, of which our meeting was the
- subject, anticipating how he would receive me, and what we should say and
- do. I used to try honestly to be a good boy, so that he would take
- pleasure in recognizing me as his nephew. My grandmother's assertion to
- the effect that I looked like him filled my heart with gladness, though,
- strive as I might, I could not see the resemblance for myself. And if she
- never tired of talking to me about him, I never tired of listening,
- either. Indeed, to all the story-books in our library I preferred her
- anecdotes of Uncle Florimond.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once a month regularly my grandmother wrote him a long letter; and once a
- month regularly a long letter arrived from him for her&mdash;the reception
- of which marked a great day in our placid, uneventful calendar. It was my
- duty to go to the post-office every afternoon, to fetch the mail. When I
- got an envelope addressed in his handwriting, and bearing the French
- postage-stamp&mdash;oh! didn't I hurry home! I couldn't seem to run fast
- enough, I was so impatient to deliver it to her, and to hear her read it
- aloud. Yet the contents of Uncle Florimond's epistles were seldom very
- exciting; and I dare say, if I should copy one of them here, you would
- pronounce it quite dull and prosy. He always began, &ldquo;<i>Ma sour bien-aimee</i>&rdquo;&mdash;My
- well-beloved sister. Then generally he went on to give an account of his
- goings and his comings since his last&mdash;naming the people whom he had
- met, the houses at which he had dined, the plays he had witnessed, the
- books he had read&mdash;and to inquire tenderly touching his sister's
- health, and to bid her kiss his little nephew Gregory for him. He
- invariably wound up, &ldquo;<i>Dieu te garde, ma sour cherie</i>&rdquo;&mdash;God keep
- thee, my dearest sister.&mdash;&ldquo;Thy affectionate brother, de la
- Bourbonnaye.&rdquo; That was his signature&mdash;de la Bourbonnaye, written
- uphill, with a big flourish underneath it&mdash;never Florimond. My
- grandmother explained to me that in this particular&mdash;signing his
- family name without his given one&mdash;he but followed a custom prevalent
- among French noblemen. Well, as I was saying, his letters for the most
- part were quite unexciting; yet, nevertheless, I listened to them with
- rapt attention, reluctant to lose a single word. This was for the good and
- sufficient reason that they came from him&mdash;from my Uncle Florimond&mdash;from
- my hero, the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. And after my grandmother had
- finished reading one of them, I would ask, &ldquo;May I look at it, please?&rdquo; To
- hold it between my fingers, and gaze upon it, exerted a vague, delightful
- fascination over me. To think that his own hand had touched this paper,
- had shaped these characters, less than a fortnight ago! My Uncle
- Florimond's very hand! It was wonderful!
- </p>
- <p>
- I was born on the first of March, 1860; so that on the first of March,
- 1870, I became ten years of age. On the morning of that day, after
- breakfast, my grandmother called me to her room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thou shalt have a holiday to-day,&rdquo; she said; &ldquo;no study, no lessons. But
- first, stay.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She unlocked the lowest drawer of the big old-fashioned bureau-desk at
- which she used to write, and took from it something long and slender,
- wrapped up in chamois-skin. Then she undid and peeled off the chamois-skin
- wrapper, and showed me&mdash;what do you suppose? A beautiful
- golden-hilted sword, incased in a golden scabbard!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Isn't it pretty?&rdquo; she asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! lovely, superb,&rdquo; I answered, all admiration and curiosity.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Guess a little, <i>mon petit</i>, whom it belonged to?&rdquo; she went on.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To&mdash;oh! to my Uncle Florimond&mdash;I am sure,&rdquo; I exclaimed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Right. To thy Uncle Florimond. It was presented to him by the king, by
- King Louis XVIII.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By the king&mdash;by the king!&rdquo; I repeated wonderingly. &ldquo;Just think!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Precisely. By the king himself, as a reward of valor and a token of his
- regard. And when I was married my brother gave it to me as a keepsake. And
- now&mdash;and now, my Gregory, I am going to give it to thee as a birthday
- present.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To me! Oh!&rdquo; I cried. That was the most I could say. I was quite overcome
- by my surprise and my delight.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0032.jpg" alt="0032 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0032.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I give it to thee; and we will hang it up in thy bed-chamber, on the
- wall opposite thy bed; and every night and every morning thou shalt look
- at it, and think of thy Uncle Florimond, and remember to be like him. So
- thy first and thy last thought every day shall be of him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I leave it to you to fancy how happy this present made me, how happy and
- how proud. For many years that sword was the most highly prized of all my
- goods and chattels. At this very moment it hangs on the wall in my study,
- facing the table at which I write these lines.
- </p>
- <p>
- A day or two later, when I made my usual afternoon trip to the
- post-office, I found there a large, square brown-paper package, about the
- size of a school geography, postmarked Paris, and addressed, in my Uncle
- Florimond's handwriting, not to my grandmother, but to me! to my very
- self. &ldquo;Monsieur Grégoire Brace, chez Madame Brace, Norwich Town,
- Connecticut, Etats-unis d'Amérique.&rdquo; At first I could hardly believe my
- eyesight. Why should my Uncle Florimond address anything to me? What could
- it mean? And what could the contents of the mysterious parcel be? It never
- occurred to me to open it, and thus settle the question for myself; but,
- burning with curiosity, I hastened home, and putting it into my
- grandmother's hands, informed her how it had puzzled and astonished me.
- She opened it at once, I peering eagerly over her shoulder; and then both
- of us uttered an exclamation of delight. It was a large illustrated copy
- of my favorite story, &ldquo;Paul et Virginie,&rdquo; bound in scarlet leather,
- stamped and lettered in gold; and on the fly-leaf, in French, was written,
- &ldquo;To my dear little nephew Gregory, on his tenth birthday with much love
- from his Uncle de la Bourbonnaye.&rdquo; I can't tell you how this book pleased
- me. That my Uncle Florimond should care enough for me to send me such a
- lovely birthday gift! For weeks afterward I wanted no better entertainment
- than to read it, and to look at its pictures, and remember who had sent it
- to me. Of course, I sat right down and wrote the very nicest letter I
- possibly could, to thank him for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, as you know, in that same year, 1870, the French Emperor, Louis
- Napoleon, began his disastrous war with the King of Prussia; and it may
- seem very strange to you when I say that that war, fought more than three
- thousand miles away, had a direct and important influence upon my life,
- and indeed brought it to its first great turning-point. But such is the
- truth. For, as you will remember, after a few successes at the outset, the
- French army met with defeat in every quarter; and as the news of these
- calamities reached us in Norwich, through the New York papers, my
- grandmother grew visibly feebler and older from day to day. The color left
- her cheeks; the light left her eyes; her voice lost its ring; she ate
- scarcely more than a bird's portion at dinner; she became nervous, and
- restless, and very sad: so intense was her love for her native country, so
- painfully was she affected by its misfortunes.
- </p>
- <p>
- The first letter we received from Uncle Florimond, after the war broke
- out, was a very hopeful one. He predicted that a month or two at the
- utmost would suffice for the complete victory of the French, and the utter
- overthrow and humiliation of the Barbarians, as he called the Germans. &ldquo;I
- myself,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;am, alas, too old to go to the front; but happily
- I am not needed, our actual forces being more than sufficient. I remain in
- Paris at the head of a regiment of municipal guards.&rdquo; His second letter
- was still hopeful in tone, though he had to confess that for the moment
- the Prussians seemed to be enjoying pretty good luck. &ldquo;<i>Mais cela
- passera</i>&rdquo;&mdash;But that will pass,&mdash;he added confidently. His
- next letter and his next, however, struck a far less cheery note; and
- then, after the siege of Paris began, his letters ceased coming
- altogether, for then, of course, Paris was shut off from any communication
- with the outside world.
- </p>
- <p>
- With the commencement of the siege of Paris a cloud settled over our home
- in Norwich, a darkness and a chill that deepened steadily until, toward
- the end of January, 1871, the city surrendered and was occupied by the
- enemy. Dread and anxiety dogged our footsteps all day long every day.
- &ldquo;Even at this moment, Gregory, while we sit here in peace and safety, thy
- Uncle Florimond may be dead or dying,&rdquo; my grandmother would say; then,
- bowing her head, &ldquo;<i>O mon Dieu, sois miséricordieux</i>&rdquo;&mdash;O my God,
- be merciful. Now and then she would start in her chair, and shudder; and
- upon my demanding the cause, she would reply, &ldquo;I was thinking what if at
- that instant he had been shot by a Prussian bullet.&rdquo; For hours she would
- sit perfectly motionless, with her hands folded, and her eyes fixed
- vacantly upon the wall; until all at once, she would cover her face, and
- begin to cry as if her heart would break. And then, when the bell rang to
- summon us to meals, &ldquo;Ah, what a horror!&rdquo; she would exclaim. &ldquo;Here are we
- with an abundance of food and drink, while he whom we love may be
- perishing of hunger!&rdquo; But she had to keep her suffering to herself when
- Uncle Peter was around; otherwise, he would catch her up sharply, saying,
- &ldquo;Tush! don't be absurd.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And so it went on from worse to worse, my grandmother pining away under my
- very eyes, until the siege ended in 1871, and the war was decided in favor
- of the Germans. Then, on the fourteenth of February, St. Valentine's Day,
- our fears lest Uncle Florimond had been killed were relieved. A letter
- came from him dated February 1st. It was very short. It ran: &ldquo;Here is a
- single line, my beloved sister, to tell thee that I am alive and well.
- To-morrow I shall write thee a real letter&rdquo;&mdash;<i>une vraie lettre</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- My grandmother never received his &ldquo;real letter.&rdquo; The long strain and
- suspense had been too much for her. That day she broke down completely,
- crying at one moment, laughing the next, and all the time talking to
- herself in a way that frightened me terribly. That night she went to bed
- in a high fever, and out of her mind. She did not know me, her own
- grandson, but kept calling me Florimond. I ran for the doctor; but when he
- saw her, he shook his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the morning of February 16th my dear, dear grandmother died.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II&mdash;I MAKE A FRIEND.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> shall not dwell
- upon my grief. It would be painful, and it would serve no purpose. The
- spring of 1871 was a very dark and dismal spring to me. It was as though a
- part&mdash;the best part&mdash;of myself had been taken from me. To go on
- living in the same old house, where everything spoke to me of her, where
- every nook and corner had its association with her, where every chair and
- table recalled her to me, yet not to hear her voice, nor see her face, nor
- feel her presence any more, and to realize that she had gone from me
- forever&mdash;I need not tell you how hard it was, nor how my heart ached,
- nor how utterly lonesome and desolate I felt. I need not tell you how big
- and bleak and empty the old house seemed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sometimes, though, I could not believe that it was really true, that she
- had really died. It was too dreadful. I could not help thinking that it
- must be some mistake, some hideous delusion. I would start from my sleep
- in the middle of the night, and feel sure that it must have been a bad
- dream, that she must have come back, that she was even now in bed in her
- room. Then, full of hope, I would get up and go to see. All my pain was
- suddenly and cruelly renewed when I found her bed cold and empty. I would
- throw myself upon it, and bury my face in the coverlet, and abandon myself
- to a passionate outburst of tears and sobs, calling aloud for her: &ldquo;<i>Grand'-mère,
- grand'mere, O ma grand'mère chérie!</i>&rdquo; I almost expected that she would
- hear me, and be moved to pity for me, and come back.
- </p>
- <p>
- One night, when I was lying thus upon her bed, in the dark, and calling
- for her, I felt all at once the clutch of a strong hand upon my shoulder.
- It terrified me unspeakably. My heart gave a great jump, and stopped its
- beating. My limbs trembled, and a cold sweat broke out all over my body. I
- could not see six inches before my face. Who, or rather what, could my
- invisible captor be? Some grim and fearful monster of the darkness? A
- giant&mdash;a vampire&mdash;an ogre&mdash;or, at the very least, a
- burglar! All this flashed through my mind in a fraction of a second. Then
- I heard the voice of my Uncle Peter: &ldquo;What do you mean, you young beggar,
- by raising such a hullaballoo at this hour of the night, and waking people
- up? Get off to your bed now, and in the morning I'll talk to you.&rdquo; And
- though I suspected that &ldquo;I'll talk to you&rdquo; signified &ldquo;I'll give you a good
- sound thrashing,&rdquo; I could have hugged my Uncle Peter, so great was my
- relief to find that it was he, and no one worse.
- </p>
- <p>
- Surely enough, next morning after breakfast, he led me to his room, and
- there he administered to me one of the most thorough and energetic
- thrashings I ever received from him. But now I had nobody to pet me and
- make much of me after it; and all that day I felt the awful friendlessness
- of my position more keenly than I had ever felt it before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have but one friend in the whole world,&rdquo; I thought, &ldquo;and he is so far,
- so far away. If I could only somehow get across the ocean, to France, to
- Paris, to his house, and live with him! He would be so good to me, and I
- should be so happy!&rdquo; And I looked up at his sword hanging upon my wall,
- and longed for the hour when I should touch the hand that had once wielded
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- I must not forget to tell you here of a little correspondence that I had
- with this distant friend of mine. A day or two after the funeral I
- approached my Uncle Peter, and, summoning all my courage, inquired, &ldquo;Are
- you going to write to Uncle Florimond, and let him know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What?&rdquo; he asked, as if he had not heard, though I had spoken quite
- distinctly. That was one of his disagreeable, disconcerting ways&mdash;to
- make you repeat whatever you had to say. It always put me out of
- countenance, and made me feel foolish and embarrassed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wanted to know whether you were going to write and tell Uncle
- Florimond,&rdquo; I explained with a quavering voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- By way of retort, he half-shut his eyes, and gave me a queer, quizzical
- glance, which seemed to be partly a sneer, and partly a threat. He kept it
- up for a minute or two, and then he turned his back upon me, and went off
- whistling. This I took to be as good as &ldquo;No&rdquo; to my question. &ldquo;Yet,&rdquo; I
- reflected, &ldquo;somebody ought to write and tell him. It is only fair to let
- him know.&rdquo; And I determined that I would do so myself; and I did. I wrote
- him a letter; and then I rewrote it; and then I copied it; and then I
- copied it again; and at last I dropped my final copy into the post-box.
- </p>
- <p>
- About five weeks later I got an answer from him. In a few simple sentences
- he expressed his great sorrow; and then he went on: &ldquo;And, now, my dear
- little nephew, by this mutual loss thou and I are brought closer together;
- and by a more tender mutual affection we must try to comfort and console
- each other. For my part, I open to thee that place in my heart left vacant
- by the death of my sainted sister; and I dare to hope that thou wilt
- transfer to me something of thy love for her. I attend with impatience the
- day of our meeting, which, I tell myself, if the Lord spares our lives,
- must arrive as soon as thou art big enough to leave thy home and come to
- me in France. Meanwhile, may the good God keep and bless thee, shall be
- the constant prayer of thy Uncle de la Bourbonnaye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This letter touched me very deeply.
- </p>
- <p>
- After reading it I came nearer to feeling really happy than I had come at
- any time before since she died.
- </p>
- <p>
- I must hasten over the next year. Of course, as the weeks and months
- slipped away, I gradually got more or less used to the new state of
- things, and the first sharp edge of my grief was dulled. The hardest hours
- of my day were those spent at table with Uncle Peter&mdash;alone with him,
- in a silence broken only by the clinking of our knives and forks. These
- were very hard, trying hours indeed. The rest of my time I passed out of
- doors, in the company of Sam Budd, our gardener's son, and the other
- village boys. What between swimming, fishing, and running the streets with
- them, I contrived to amuse myself after a fashion. Yet, for all that, the
- year I speak of was a forlorn, miserable year for me; I was far from being
- either happy or contented. My first violent anguish had simply given place
- to a vague, continuous sense of dissatisfaction and unrest, like a hunger,
- a craving, for something I could not name. That something was really&mdash;love:
- though I was not wise enough to know as much at the time. A child's heart&mdash;and,
- for that matter, a grown-up man's&mdash;craves affection as naturally as
- his stomach craves food; I did not have it; and that was why my heart
- ached and was sick. I wondered and wondered whether my present mode of
- life was going to last forever; I longed and longed for change. Somehow to
- escape, and get across the ocean to my Uncle Florimond, was my constant
- wish; but I saw no means of realizing it. Once in a while I would think,
- &ldquo;Suppose I write to him and tell him how wretched I am, and ask him to
- send for me?&rdquo; But then a feeling of shame and delicacy restrained me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Another thing that you will easily see about this year, is that it must
- have been a very unprofitable one for me from the point of view of morals.
- My education was suspended; no more study, no more 'lessons. Uncle Peter
- never spoke of sending me to school; and I was too young and ignorant to
- desire to go of my own accord. Then, too, I was without any sort of
- refining or softening influence at home; Julia, our cook, being my single
- friend there, and my uncle's treatment of me serving only to sour and
- harden me. If, therefore, at the end of the year in question I was by no
- manner of means so nice a boy as I had been at the beginning of it, surely
- there was little cause for astonishment. Indeed, I imagine the only thing
- that kept me from growing altogether rough and wild and boisterous, was my
- thought of Uncle Florimond, and my ambition to be the kind of lad that I
- believed he would like to have me.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now I come to an adventure which, as it proved, marked the point of a
- new departure in my affairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was early in April, 1872. There had been a general thaw, followed by
- several days of heavy rain; and the result was, of course, a freshet. Our
- little river, the Yantic, had swollen to three&mdash;in some places even
- to four&mdash;times its ordinary width; and its usually placid current had
- acquired a tremendous strength and speed. This transformation was the
- subject of endless interest to us boys; and every day we used to go and
- stand upon the bank, and watch the broad and turbulent rush of water with
- mingled wonder, terror and delight. It was like seeing an old friend, whom
- we had hitherto regarded as a quite harmless and rather namby-pamby sort
- of chap, and been fearlessly familiar with, suddenly display the power and
- prowess of a giant, and brandish his fists at us, crying, &ldquo;Come near me at
- your peril!&rdquo; Our emotions sought utterance in such ejaculations as &ldquo;My!&rdquo;
- &ldquo;Whew!&rdquo; and &ldquo;Jimminy!&rdquo; and Sam Budd was always tempting me with, &ldquo;Say,
- Gregory, stump ye to go in,&rdquo; which was very aggravating. I hated to have
- him dare me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, one afternoon&mdash;I think it was on the third day of the freshet&mdash;when
- Sam and I made our customary pilgrimage down through Captain Josh
- Abingdon's garden to the water's edge, fancy our surprise to behold a man
- standing there and fishing. Fishing in that torrent! It was too absurd for
- anything; and instantly all our wonder transferred itself from the stream
- to the fisherman, at whom we stared with eyes and mouths wide open, in an
- exceedingly curious and ill-bred manner. He didn't notice us at first; and
- when he did, he didn't seem to mind our rudeness the least bit. He just
- looked up for a minute, and calmly inspected us; and then he gave each of
- us a solemn, deliberate wink, and returned his attention to his pole,
- which, by the way, was an elaborate and costly one, jointed and trimmed
- with metal. He was a funny-looking man; short and stout, with a broad,
- flat, good-natured face, a thick nose, a large mouth, and hair as black
- and curling as a negro's.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wore a fine suit of clothes of the style that we boys should have
- called cityfied; and across his waistcoat stretched a massive golden
- watch-chain, from which dangled a large golden locket set with precious
- stones.
- </p>
- <p>
- Presently this strange individual drew in his line to examine his bait;
- and then, having satisfied himself as to its condition, he attempted to
- make a throw. But he threw too hard. His pole slipped from his grasp, flew
- through the air, fell far out into the water, and next moment started off
- down stream at the rate of a train of steam-cars. This was a sad mishap.
- The stranger's face expressed extreme dismay, and Sam and I felt sorry for
- him from the bottom of our hearts. It was really a great pity that such a
- handsome pole should be lost in such a needless fashion.
- </p>
- <p>
- But stay! All at once the pole's progress down stream ceased. It had got
- caught by an eddy, which was sweeping it rapidly inward and upward toward
- the very spot upon the shore where we stood. Would it reach land safely,
- and be recovered? We waited, watching, in breathless suspense. Nearer it
- came&mdash;nearer&mdash;nearer! Our hopes were mounting very high indeed.
- A smile lighted the fisherman's broad face. The pole had now approached
- within twenty feet of the bank. Ten seconds more, and surely&mdash;But
- again, stay! Twenty feet from the shore the waters formed a whirlpool. In
- this whirlpool for an instant the pole remained motionless. Then, after a
- few jerky movements to right and left, instead of continuing its journey
- toward the shore, it began spinning round and round in the circling
- current. At any minute it might break loose and resume its course down
- stream; but for the present there it was, halting within a few yards of us&mdash;so
- near, and yet so far.
- </p>
- <p>
- Up to this point we had all kept silence. But now the fisherman broke it
- with a loud, gasping sigh. Next thing I heard was Sam Budd's voice,
- pitched in a mocking, defiant key, &ldquo;Say, Gregory, stump ye to go in.&rdquo; I
- looked at Sam. He was already beginning to undress.
- </p>
- <p>
- No; under the circumstances&mdash;with that man as a witness&mdash;I could
- not refuse the challenge. My reputation, my character, was at stake. I
- knew that the water would be as cold as ice; I knew that the force of its
- current involved danger to a swimmer of a sort not to be laughed at. Yet
- my pride had been touched, my vanity had been aroused. I could not allow
- Sam Budd to &ldquo;stump&rdquo; me with impunity, and then outdo me. &ldquo;You do, do you?&rdquo;
- I retorted. &ldquo;Well, come on.&rdquo; And stripping off my clothes in a twinkling,
- I plunged into the flood, Sam following close at my heels.
- </p>
- <p>
- As cold as ice! Why, ice was nowhere, compared to the Yantic River in that
- first week of April. They say extremes meet. Well, the water was so cold
- that it seemed actually to scald my skin, as if it had been boiling hot.
- But never mind. The first shock over, I gritted my teeth to keep them from
- chattering, and struck boldly out for the whirlpool, where the precious
- rod was still spinning round and round. Of course, in order to save myself
- from being swept down below it, I had to aim diagonally at a point far
- above it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The details of my struggle I need not give. Indeed, I don't believe I
- could give them, even if it were desirable that I should. My memory of the
- time I spent in the water is exceedingly confused and dim. Intense cold;
- desperately hard work with arms and legs; frantic efforts to get my
- breath; a fierce determination to be the first to reach that pole no
- matter at what hazard; a sense of immense relief and triumph when,
- suddenly, I realized that success had crowned my labors&mdash;when I felt
- the pole actually in my hands; then a fight to regain the shore; and
- finally, again, success!
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, there I stood upon the dry land, safe and sound, though panting and
- shivering from exhaustion and cold. I was also rather dazed and
- bewildered; yet I still had enough of my wits about me to go up to the
- fisherman, and say politely, &ldquo;Here, sir, is your pole.&rdquo; He cried in
- response&mdash;and I noticed that he pronounced the English language in a
- very peculiar way&mdash;&ldquo;My kracious! You was a brave boy, Bubby. Hurry
- up; dress; you catch your death of cold standing still there, mitout no
- clodes on you, like dot. My koodness! a boy like you was worth a tousand
- dollars.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0061.jpg" alt="0061 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0061.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Suddenly it occurred to me to wonder what had become of Sam. I had not
- once thought of him since my plunge into the water. I suppose the reason
- for this forgetfulness was that my entire mind, as well as my entire body,
- had been bent upon the work I had in hand. But now, as I say, it suddenly
- occurred to me to wonder what had become of him; and a sickening fear lest
- he might have got drowned made my heart quail.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, sir!&rdquo; I demanded, &ldquo;Sam&mdash;the other boy&mdash;where is he? Has
- anything happened to him? Did he&mdash;he didn't&mdash;he didn't get
- drowned?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Drownded?&rdquo; repeated the fisherman. &ldquo;Well, you can bet he didn't. He's all
- right. There he is&mdash;under dot tree over there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He pointed toward an apple-tree, beneath which I descried Sam Budd,
- already nearly dressed. As Sam's eyes met mine, a very sheepish look crept
- over his face, and he called out, &ldquo;Oh! I gave up long ago.&rdquo; Well, you may
- just guess how proud and victorious I felt to hear this admission from my
- rival's lips.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fisherman now turned his attention to straightening out his tackle,
- which had got into a sad mess during its bath, while I set to putting on
- my things. Pretty soon he drew near to where I stood, and, surveying me
- with a curious glance, &ldquo;Well, Bubby, how you feel?&rdquo; he asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! I feel all right, thank you, sir; only a little cold,&rdquo; I answered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Bubby, you was a fine boy,&rdquo; he went on. &ldquo;Well, how old was you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm twelve, going on thirteen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious! Is dot all? Why, you wasn't much older as a baby; and yet so
- tall and strong already. Well, Bubby, what's your name?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gregory Brace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Krekory Prace, hey? Well, dot's a fine name. Well; you live here in
- Nawvich, I suppose&mdash;yes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Maybe your papa was in business here?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; my father is dead.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! is dot so? Well, dot's too bad. And so you was a half-orphan, yes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; my mother is dead, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't say so! Well, my kracious! Well, den you was a whole orphan,
- ain't you? Well, who you live with?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I live with my uncle, sir&mdash;Judge Brace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! so your uncle was a judge. Well, dot's grand. Well, you go to school,
- I suppose, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; I don't go to school.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't go to school? Oh! then, maybe you was in business already,
- yes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no, sir! I'm not in business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't go to school, and you wasn't in business; well, what you do mit
- yourself all day long, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You play! Well, then you was a sort of a gentleman of leisure, ain't you?
- Well, dot must be pretty good fun&mdash;to play all day. Well, Bubby, you
- ever go to New York?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; I've never been in New York. Do you live in New York, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, Bubby, I live in New York when I'm at home. But I'm shenerally on
- the road, like I was to-day. I'm what you call a trummer; a salesman for
- Krauskopf, Sollinger &amp; Co., voolens. Here's my card.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He handed me a large pasteboard card, of which the following is a copy:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0068.jpg" alt="0068 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0068.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;dot's my name, and dot's my address. And when you come
- to New York you call on me there, and I'll treat you like a buyer. I'll
- show you around our establishment, and I'll give you a dinner by a
- restaurant, and I'll take you to the theayter, and then, if you want it,
- I'll get you a chop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A chop?&rdquo; I queried. &ldquo;What is a chop?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is a chop! Why, if you want to go into business, you got to get a
- chop, ain't you? A chop was an embloyment; and then there was chop-lots
- also.&rdquo; At this I understood that he meant a job. &ldquo;Yes, Bubby, a fine boy
- like you hadn't oughter be doing nodings all day long. You'd oughter go
- into business, and get rich. You're smart enough, and you got enerchy. I
- was in business already when I was ten years old, and I ain't no smarter
- as you, and I ain't got no more enerchy. Yes, Bubby, you take my advice:
- come down to New York, and I get you a chop, and you make your fortune, no
- mistake about it. And now, Bubby, I want to give you a little present to
- remember me by.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He drew a great fat roll of money from his waistcoat pocket, and offered
- me a two-dollar bill.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! I thank you, sir,&rdquo; I hastened to say. &ldquo;I don't want any money.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, well! this ain't no money to speak of, Bubby; only a two-tollar pill.
- You just take it, and buy yourself a little keepsake. It von't hurt you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're very kind, sir; but I really can't take it, thank you.&rdquo; And it
- flashed through my mind: &ldquo;What would Uncle Florimond think of me, if I
- should accept his money?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, dot's too bad. I really like to make you a little present, Bubby.
- But if you was too proud, what you say if I give it to the other boy,
- hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! to Sam&mdash;yes, I think that would be a very good idea,&rdquo; I replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- So he called Sam&mdash;<i>Sem</i> was the way he pronounced it&mdash;and
- gave him the two-dol-lar bill, which Sam received without the faintest
- show of compunction.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I got to go now,&rdquo; the fisherman said, holding out his hand. &ldquo;Well,
- good-by, Bubby; and don't forget, when you come to New York, to give me a
- call. Well, so-long.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam and I watched him till he got out of sight. Then we too started for
- home.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the time, my talk with Mr. Solomon D. Marx did not make any especial
- impression on me; but a few days later it came back to me, the subject of
- serious meditation. The circumstances were as follows:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- We had just got through our supper, and Uncle Peter had gone to his room,
- when all at once I heard his door open, and his voice, loud and sharp,
- call, &ldquo;Gregory!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; I answered, my heart in a flutter; and to myself I thought,
- &ldquo;O, dear, what can be the matter now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come here, quick!&rdquo; he ordered.
- </p>
- <p>
- I entered his room, and saw him standing near his table, with a cigar-box
- in his hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You young rascal,&rdquo; he began; &ldquo;so you have been stealing my cigars!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This charge of theft was so unexpected, so insulting, so untrue, that, if
- he had struck me a blow between the eyes, it could not have taken me more
- aback. The blood rushed to my face; my whole frame grew rigid, as if I had
- been petrified. I tried to speak; but my presence of mind had deserted me;
- I could not think of a single word.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well?&rdquo; he questioned. &ldquo;Well? ''
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I&mdash;I&mdash;I&rdquo;&mdash;I stammered. Scared out of my wits, I could get
- no further.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, have you nothing to say for yourself?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I&mdash;I did&mdash;I didn't&mdash;do it,&rdquo; I gasped. &ldquo;I don't know what
- you mean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!&rdquo; he thundered. &ldquo;You dare to lie to me about it! You dare to steal
- from me, and then lie to my face! You insufferable beggar! I'll teach you
- a lesson.&rdquo; And, putting out his hand, he took his rattan cane from the peg
- it hung by on the wall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! really and truly, Uncle Peter,&rdquo; I protested, &ldquo;I never stole a thing
- in all my life. I never saw your cigars. I didn't even know you had any.
- Oh! you&mdash;you're not going to whip me, when I didn't do it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, what a barefaced little liar it is! Egad! you do it beautifully. I
- wouldn't have given you credit for so much cleverness.&rdquo; He said this in a
- sarcastic voice, and with a mocking smile. Then he frowned, and his voice
- changed. &ldquo;Come here,&rdquo; he snarled, his fingers tightening upon the handle
- of his cane.
- </p>
- <p>
- A great wave of anger swept over me, and brought me a momentary flush of
- courage. &ldquo;No, sir; I won't,&rdquo; I answered, my whole body in a tremor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Peter started. I had never before dared to defy him. He did not know
- what to make of my doing so now. He turned pale. He bit his lip. His eyes
- burned with a peculiarly ugly light. So he stood, glaring at me, for a
- moment. Then, &ldquo;You&mdash;won't,&rdquo; he repeated, very low, and pausing
- between the words. &ldquo;Why, what kind of talk is this I hear? Well, well, my
- fine fellow, you amuse me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I was standing between him and the door. I turned now, with the idea of
- escaping from the room. But he was too quick for me. I had only just got
- my hand upon the latch, when he sprang forward, seized me by the collar of
- my jacket, and, with one strong pull, landed me again in the middle of the
- floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Now we'll have it out. I owe you four: one for
- stealing my cigars; one for lying to me about it; one for telling me you
- wouldn't; and one for trying to sneak out of the room. Take this, and
- this, and this.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- With that he set his rattan cane in motion; nor did he bring it to a
- stand-still until I felt as though I had not one well spot left upon my
- skin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, then, be off with you,&rdquo; he growled; and I found myself in the hall
- outside his door.
- </p>
- <p>
- I dragged my aching body to my room, and sat down at my window in the
- dark. Never before had I experienced such a furious sense of outrage. Many
- and many a time I had been whipped, as I thought, unjustly; but this time
- he had added insult to injury; he had accused me of stealing and of lying;
- and, deaf to my assertion of my innocence, he had punished me accordingly.
- I seriously believe that I did not mind the whipping in itself half so
- much as I minded the shameful accusations that he had brought against me.
- &ldquo;How long, how long,&rdquo; I groaned, &ldquo;has this got to last? Shall I never be
- able to get away&mdash;to get to France, to my Uncle Florimond? If I only
- had some money&mdash;if I had a hundred dollars&mdash;then all my troubles
- would be over and done with. Surely, a hundred dollars would be enough to
- take me to the very door of his house in Paris.&rdquo; But how&mdash;how to
- obtain such an enormous sum? And it was at this point that my conversation
- with Mr. Solomon D. Marx came back to me:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, go to New York! Go into business! You'll soon earn a hundred
- dollars. Mr. Marx said he would get you a job. Start for New York
- to-morrow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This notion took immediate and entire possession of my fancy, and I
- remained awake all night, building glittering air-castles upon it as a
- foundation. The only doubt that vexed me was, &ldquo;What will Uncle Peter say?
- Will he let me go?&rdquo; The idea of going secretly, or without his consent,
- never once entered my head. &ldquo;Well, to-morrow morning,&rdquo; I resolved, &ldquo;I will
- speak with him, and ask his permission. And if he gives it to me&mdash;hurrah!
- And if he doesn't&mdash;O, dear me, dear me!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- To cut a long story short, when, next morning, I did speak with him, and
- ask his permission, he, to my infinite joy, responded, &ldquo;Why, go, and be
- hanged to you. Good riddance to bad rubbish!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In my tin savings bank, I found, I had nine dollars and sixty-three cents.
- With this in my pocket; with the sword of my Uncle Florimond as the
- principal part of my luggage; and with a heart full of strange and new
- emotions, of fear and hope, and gladness and regret, I embarked that
- evening upon the Sound steamboat, City of Lawrence, for the metropolis
- where I have ever since had my home; bade good-by to my old life, and set
- sail alone upon the great, awful, unknown sea of the future.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III.&mdash;NEW YORK.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span> did not feel rich
- enough to take a stateroom on the City of Lawrence; that would have cost a
- dollar extra; so I picked out a sofa in the big gilt and white saloon, and
- sitting down upon it, proceeded to make myself as comfortable as the
- circumstances would permit. A small boy, armed with a large sword, and
- standing guard over a hand-satchel and a square package done up in a
- newspaper&mdash;which last contained my Uncle Florimond's copy of <i>Paul
- et Virginie</i>&mdash;I dare say I presented a curious spectacle to the
- passers-by. Indeed, almost everybody turned to look at me; and one man,
- with an original wit, inquired, &ldquo;Hello, sword, where you going with that
- boy?&rdquo; But my mind was too busy with other and weightier matters to be
- disturbed about mere appearances. One thought in particular occupied it: I
- must not on any account allow myself to fall asleep&mdash;for then I might
- be robbed. No; I must take great pains to keep wide awake all night long.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the first hour or two it was easy enough to make this resolution good.
- The undiscovered country awaiting my exploration, the novelty and the
- excitement of my position, the people walking back and forth, and laughing
- and chattering, the noises coming from the dock outside, and from every
- corner of the steamboat inside, the bright lights of the cabin lamps&mdash;all
- combined to put my senses on the alert, and to banish sleep. But after we
- had got under way, and the other passengers had retired to their berths or
- staterooms, and most of the lamps had been extinguished, and the only
- sound to be heard was the muffled throbbing of the engines, then tired
- nature asserted herself, the sandman came, my eyelids grew very heavy, I
- began to nod. Er-rub-dub-dub, er-rub-dub-dub, went the engines;
- er-rub-dubdub, er-rub-er-rub-er-er-er-r-r...,
- </p>
- <p>
- Mercy! With a sudden start I came to myself. It was broad day. I had been
- sleeping soundly for I knew not how many hours.
- </p>
- <p>
- My first thought, of course, was for my valuables. Had my fears been
- realized? Had I been robbed? I hastened to make an investigation. No! My
- money, my sword, my satchel, my <i>Paul et Virginie</i>, remained in their
- proper places, unmolested. Having relieved my anxiety on this head, I got
- up, stretched myself, and went out on deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- If I live to be a hundred, I don't believe I shall ever forget my first
- breath of the outdoor air on that red-letter April morning&mdash;it was so
- sweet, so pure, so fresh and keen and stimulating. It sent a glow of new
- vitality tingling through my body. I just stood still and drew in deep
- inhalations of it with delight. It was like drinking a rich, delicious
- wine. My heart warmed and mellowed. Hope and gladness entered into it.
- </p>
- <p>
- It must have been very early. The sun, a huge ball of gold, floated into
- rosy mists but a little higher than the horizon; and a heavy dew bathed
- the deck and the chairs and the rail. We were speeding along, almost, it
- seemed, within a stone's throw of the shore, where the turf was beginning
- to put on the first vivid green of spring, where the leafless trees were
- exquisitely penciled against the gleaming sky, and where, from the
- chimneys of the houses, the smoke of breakfast fires curled upward: Over
- all there lay a wondrous, restful stillness, which the pounding of our
- paddle-wheels upon the water served only to accentuate, and which awoke in
- one's breast a deep, solemn, and yet joyous sense of peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- I staid out on deck from that moment until, some two hours later, we
- brought up alongside our pier; and with what strange and strong emotions I
- watched the vast town grow from a mere distant reddish blur to the grim,
- frowning mass of brick and stone it really is, I shall not attempt to
- tell. To a country-bred lad like myself it was bound to be a stirring and
- memorable experience. Looking back at it now, I can truly say that it was
- one of the most stirring and memorable experiences of my life.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was precisely eight o'clock, as a gentleman of whom I inquired the hour
- was kind enough to inform me, when I stepped off the City of Lawrence and
- into the city of New York. My heart was bounding, but my poor brain was
- bewildered. The hurly-burly of people, the fierce-looking men at the
- entrance of the dock, who shook their fists at me, and shouted, &ldquo;Cadge,
- cadge, want a cadge?&rdquo; leaving me to wonder what a cadge was, the roar and
- motion of the wagons in the street, everything, everything interested,
- excited, yet also confused, baffled, and to some degree frightened me. I
- felt as though I had been set down in pandemonium; yet I was not sorry to
- be there; I rather liked it.
- </p>
- <p>
- I went up to a person whom I took to be a policeman, for he wore a uniform
- resembling that worn by our one single policeman in Norwich City; and,
- exhibiting the card that Mr. Marx had given me, I asked him how to reach
- the street and house indicated upon it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He eyed me with unconcealed amusement at my accoutrements, and answered,
- &ldquo;Ye wahk down tin blocks; thin turrun to yer lift four blocks; thin down
- wan; thin to yer roight chew or thray doors; and there ye are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank you, sir,&rdquo; said I, and started off, repeating his instructions to
- myself, so as not to forget them.
- </p>
- <p>
- I felt very hungry, and I hoped that Mr. Marx would offer me some
- breakfast; but it did not occur to me to stop at an eating-house, and
- breakfast on my own account, until, as I was trudging along, I presently
- caught sight of a sign-board standing on the walk in front of a shop,
- which advertised, in big conspicuous white letters upon a black ground:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0084.jpg" alt="0084 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0084.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Merely to read the names of these good things made my mouth water. The
- prices seemed reasonable. I walked into the ladies' and gents' dining
- parlor&mdash;which was rather shabby and dingy, I thought, for a parlor&mdash;and
- asked for a beefsteak and some fried potatoes; a burly, villainous-looking
- colored man, in his shirt-sleeves, having demanded, &ldquo;Wall, Boss, wottle
- you have?&rdquo; His shirt-sleeves were not immaculately clean; neither was the
- dark red cloth that covered my table; neither, I feared, was the fork he
- gave me to eat with. To make sure, I picked this last-named object up, and
- examined it; whereupon the waiter, with a horrid loud laugh, cried, &ldquo;Oh!
- yassah, it's sawlid, sawlid silvah, sah,&rdquo; which made me feel wretchedly
- silly and uncomfortable. The beefsteak was pretty tough, and not
- especially toothsome in its flavor; the potatoes were lukewarm and greasy;
- the bread was soggy, the butter rancid; the waiter took up a position
- close at hand, and stared at me with his wicked little eyes as steadily as
- if he had never seen a boy before: so, despite my hunger, I ate with a
- poor appetite, and was glad enough when by and by I left the ladies' and
- gents' dining parlor behind me, and resumed my journey through the
- streets. As I was crossing the threshold, the waiter called after me,
- &ldquo;Say, Johnny, where joo hook the sword?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Inquiring my way of each new policeman that I passed&mdash;for I
- distrusted my memory of the directions I had received from the first&mdash;I
- finally reached No. &mdash;&mdash;, Franklin Street and read the name of
- Krauskopf, Sollinger &amp; Co., engraved in Old English letters upon a
- shining metal sign. I entered, and with a trembling heart inquired for Mr.
- Marx. Ten seconds later I stood before him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0093.jpg" alt="0093 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0093.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Marx,&rdquo; I ventured, in rather a timid voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was seated in a swivel-chair, reading a newspaper, and smoking a cigar.
- At the sound of his name, he glanced up, and looked at me for a moment
- with an absent-minded and indifferent face, showing no glimmer of
- recognition. But then, suddenly, his eyes lighted; he sprang from his
- chair, started back, and cried:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious! was dot you, Bubby? Was dot yourself? Was dot&mdash;well, my
- koodness!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir; Gregory Brace,&rdquo; I replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Krekory Prace! Yes, dot's a fact. No mistake about it. It's yourself,
- sure. But&mdash;but, koodness kracious, Bubby, what&mdash;how&mdash;why&mdash;when&mdash;where&mdash;where
- you come from? When you leave Nawvich? How you get here? What you&mdash;well,
- it's simply wonderful.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I came down on the boat last night,&rdquo; I said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you came down on de boat last night. Well, I svear. Well, Bubby, who
- came mit you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nobody, sir; I came alone.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You came alone! You don't say so. Well, did your mamma&mdash;excuse me;
- you ain't got no mamma; I forgot; it was your uncle&mdash;well, did your
- uncle know you was come?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! yes, sir; he knows it; he said I might.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He said you might, hey? Well, dot's fine. Well, Bubby, what you come for?
- To make a little visit, hey, and go around a little, and see the town?
- Well, Bubby, this was a big surprise; it was, and no mistake. But I'm glad
- to see you, all de same. Well, shake hands.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; I explained, after we had shaken hands, &ldquo;I didn't come for a
- visit. I came to go into business. You said you would get me a job, and I
- have come for that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you was come to go into pusiness, was you? And you want I should get
- you a chop? Well, if I ever! Well, you're a great feller, Bubby; you got
- so much ambition about you. Well, dot's all right. I get you the chop,
- don't you be afraid. We talk about dot in a minute. But now, excuse me,
- Bubby, but what you doing mit the sword? Was you going to kill somebody
- mit it, hey, Bubby?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no, sir! it&mdash;it's a keepsake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! it was a keepsake, was it, Bubby? Well, dot's grand. Well, who was it
- a keepsake of? It's a handsome sword, Bubby, and it must be worth quite a
- good deal of money. If dot's chenu-wine gold, I shouldn't wonder if it was
- worth two or three hundred dollars.&mdash;Oh! by the way, Bubby, you had
- your breakfast yet already?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, yes, sir; I've had a sort of breakfast.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A sort of a breakfast, hey? Well, what sort of a breakfast was it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I gave him an account of my experience in the ladies' and gents' dining
- parlor. He laughed immoderately, though I couldn't see that it was so very
- funny. &ldquo;Well, Bubby,&rdquo; he remarked, &ldquo;dot was simply immense. Dot oughter go
- into a comic paper, mit a picture of dot big nigger staring at you. Well,
- I give ten dollars to been there, and heard him tell you dot fork was
- solid silver. Well, dot was a. pretty poor sort of a breakfast, anyhow. I
- guess you better come along out mit me now, and we get anudder sort of a
- breakfast, hey? You just wait here a minute while I go put on my hat. And
- say, Bubby, I guess you better give me dot sword, to leaf here while we're
- gone. I don't believe you'll need it. Give me dem udder things, too,&rdquo;
- pointing to my satchel and my book.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went away, but soon came back, with his hat on; and, taking my hand, he
- led me out into the street. After a walk of a few blocks, we turned into a
- luxurious little restaurant, as unlike the dining parlor as a fine lady is
- unlike a beggar woman, and sat down at a neat round table covered with a
- snowy cloth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, Bubby,&rdquo; inquired Mr. Marx, &ldquo;you got any preferences? Or will you
- give me card blanch to order what I think best?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! order what you think best.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He beckoned a waiter, and spoke to him at some length in a foreign
- language, which, I guessed, was German. The waiter went off; and then,
- addressing me, Mr. Marx said, &ldquo;Well, now, Bubby, now we're settled down,
- quiet and comfortable, now you go ahead and tell me all about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All about what, sir?&rdquo; queried I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, all about yourself, and what you leaf your home for, and what you
- expect to do here in New York, and every dings&mdash;the whole pusiness.
- Well, fire away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, I&mdash;it&mdash;it's this way,&rdquo; I began. And then, as well as
- I could, I told Mr. Marx substantially everything that I have as yet told
- you in this story&mdash;about my grandmother, my Uncle Florimond, my Uncle
- Peter, and all the rest. Meanwhile the waiter had brought the breakfast&mdash;such
- an abundant, delicious breakfast! such juicy mutton chops, such succulent
- stewed potatoes, such bread, such butter, such coffee!&mdash;and I was
- violating the primary canons of good breeding by talking with my mouth
- full. Mr. Marx heard me through with every sign of interest and sympathy,
- only interrupting once, to ask, &ldquo;Well, what I ordered&mdash;I hope it
- gives you entire satisfaction, hey?&rdquo; and when I had done:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, if I ever!&rdquo; he exclaimed. &ldquo;Well, dot beats de record! Well, dot
- Uncle Peter was simply outracheous! Well, Bubby, you done just right, you
- done just exactly right, to come to me. The only thing dot surprises me is
- how you stood it so long already. Well, dot Uncle Peter of yours, Bubby&mdash;well,
- dot's simply unnecheral.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He paused for a little, and appeared to be thinking. By and by he went on,
- &ldquo;But your grandma, Bubby, your grandma was elegant. Yes, Bubby, your
- grandma was an angel, and no mistake about it. She reminds me, Bubby, she
- reminds me of my own mamma. Ach, Krekory, my mamma was so loafly. You
- couldn't hardly believe it. She was simply magnificent. Your grandma and
- her, they might have been ter<i>vins</i>. Yes, Krekory, they might have
- been ter<i>vin</i> sisters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Much to my surprise, Mr. Marx's eyes filled with tears, and there was a
- frog in his voice. &ldquo;I can't help it, Bubby,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;When you told me
- about dot grandma of yours, dot made me feel like crying. You see,&rdquo; he
- added in an apologetic key, &ldquo;I got so much sentiment about me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was silent again for a little, and then again by and by he went on,
- &ldquo;But I tell you what, Krekory, it's awful lucky dot you came down to New
- York just exactly when you did. Uddervise&mdash;if you'd come tomorrow
- instead of to-day, for example&mdash;you wouldn't have found me no more.
- Tomorrow morning I start off on the road for a six weeks' trip. What you
- done, hey, if you come down to New York and don't find me, hey, Bubby? Dot
- would been fearful, hey? Well, now, Krekory, now about dot chop. Well, as
- I got to leaf town to-morrow morning, I ain't got the time to find you a
- first-class chop before I go. But I tell you what I do. I take you up and
- introduce you to my fader-in-law; and you stay mit him till I get back
- from my trip, and then I find you the best chop in the market, don't you
- be afraid. My fader-in-law was a cheweler of the name of Mr. Finkelstein,
- Mr. Gottlieb Finkelstein. He's one of the nicest gentlemen you want to
- know, Bubby, and he'll treat you splendid. As soon as you get through mit
- dot breakfast, I take you up and introduce you to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We went back to Mr. Marx's place of business, and got my traps; and then
- we took a horse-car up-town to Mr. Finkelstein's, which was in Third
- Avenue near Forty-Seventh Street. Mr. Marx talked to me about his
- father-in-law all the time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's got more wit about him than any man of my acquaintance,&rdquo; he said,
- &ldquo;and he's so fond of music. He's a vidower, you know, Bubby; and I married
- his only daughter, of the name of Hedwig. Me and my wife, we board; but
- Mr. Finkelstein, he lives up-stairs over his store, mit an old woman of
- the name of Henrietta, for houze-keeper. Well, you'll like him first-rate,
- Bubby, you see if you don't; and he'll like you, you got so much enerchy
- about you. My kracious! If you talk about eating, he sets one of the
- grandest tables in the United States. And he's so fond of music, Krek-ory&mdash;it's
- simply wonderful. But I tell you one thing, Bubby; don't you never let him
- play a game of pinochle mit you, or else you get beat all holler. He's the
- most magnificent pinochle player in New York City; he's simply
- A-number-one.. . . Hello! here we are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We left the horse-car, and found ourselves in front of a small jeweler's
- shop, which we entered. The shop was empty, but, a bell over the door
- having tinkled in announcement of our arrival, there entered next moment
- from the room behind it an old gentleman, who, as soon as he saw Mr. Marx,
- cried, &ldquo;Hello, Solly! Is dot you? Vail, I declare! Vail, how goes it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The very instant I first set eyes on him, I thought this was one of the
- pleasantest-looking old gentlemen I had ever seen in my life; and I am
- sure you would have shared my opinion if you had seen him, too. He was
- quite short&mdash;not taller than five feet two or three at the utmost&mdash;and
- as slender as a young girl; but he had a head and face that were really
- beautiful. His forehead was high, and his hair, white as snow and soft as
- silk, was combed straight back from it. A long white silky beard swept
- downward over his breast, half-way to his waist. His nose was a perfect
- aquiline, and it reminded me a little of my grandmother's, only it was
- longer and more pointed. But what made his face especially prepossessing
- were his eyes; the kindest, merriest eyes you can imagine; dark blue in
- color; shining with a mild, sweet light that won your heart at once, yet
- having also a humorous twinkle in them. Yes, the moment I first saw Mr.
- Finkelstein I took a liking to him; a liking which was ere a great while
- to develop into one of the strongest affections of my life.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, how goes it?&rdquo; he had inquired of Mr. Marx; and Mr. Marx had
- answered, &ldquo;First-class. How's yourself?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! vail, pretty fair, tank you. I cain't complain. I like to be better,
- but I might be vorse. Vail, how's Heddie?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! Hedwig, she's immense, as usual. Well, how's business?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! don't aisk me. Poor, dirt-poor. I ain't made no sale vort mentioning
- dese two or tree days already. Only vun customer here dis morning yet, and
- he didn't buy nodings. Aifter exaiming five tousand tol-lars vort of
- goots, he tried to chew me down on a two tollar and a haif plated gold
- vatch-chain. Den I aisked him vedder he took my establishment for a
- back-handed owction, and he got maid and vent avay. Vail, I cain't help
- it; I must haif my shoke, you know, Solly. Vail, come along into de
- parlor. Valk in, set down, make yourself to home.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Without stopping his talk, he led us into the room behind the shop, which
- was very neatly and comfortably furnished, and offered us chairs. &ldquo;Set
- down,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;and make yourself shust as much to home as if you
- belonged here. I hate to talk to a man stainding up. Vail, Solly, I'm real
- glaid to see you; but, tell me, Solly, was dis young shentleman mit you a
- sort of a body-guard, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A body-guard?&rdquo; repeated Mr. Marx, &ldquo;how you mean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, on account of de sword; I tought maybe you took him along for
- brodection.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ach, my kracious, fader-in-law, you're simply killing, you got so much
- wit about you,&rdquo; cried Mr. Marx, laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, I must haif my shoke, dot's a faict,&rdquo; admitted Mr. Finkelstein.
- &ldquo;Vail, Soily, you might as vail make us acqvainted, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, dot's what brought me up here this morning, fader-in-law. I wanted
- to introduce him to you. Well, this is Mr. Krekory Prace&mdash;Mr.
- Finkelstein.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bleased to make your acqvaintance, Mr. Prace; shake hands,&rdquo; said Mr.
- Finkelstein. &ldquo;And so your name was Kraikory, was it, Shonny? I used to
- know a Mr. Kraikory kept an undertaker's estaiblishment on Sixt Aivenue.
- Maybe he was a relation of yours, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir; I don't think so. Gregory is only my first name,&rdquo; I answered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now, fader-in-law,&rdquo; struck in Mr. Marx, &ldquo;you remember dot boy I
- told you about up in Nawvich, what jumped into the water, and saved me my
- fishing-pole already, de udder day?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, Solly, I remember. Vail?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, fader-in-law, this was the boy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! Go 'vay!&rdquo; exclaimed Mr. Finkelstein. &ldquo;You don't mean it! Vail, if I
- aifer! Vail, Shonny, let me look at you.&rdquo; He looked at me with all his
- eyes, swaying his head slowly from side to side as he did so. &ldquo;Vail, I
- wouldn't haif believed, it, aictually.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a fact, all de same; no mistake about it,&rdquo; attested Mr. Marx. &ldquo;And
- now he's come down to New York, looking for a chop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A shop, hey? Vail, what kind of a shop does he vant, Solly? I should tink
- a shop by de vater-vorks vould be about his ticket, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! no shoking. Pusiness is pusiness, fader-in-law,&rdquo; Mr. Marx protested.
- &ldquo;Well, seriously, I guess he ain't particular what kind of a chop, so long
- as it's steady and has prospects. He's got so much enerchy and ambition
- about him, I guesss he'll succeed in 'most any kind of a chop. But first I
- guess you better let him tell you de reasons he leaf his home, and den you
- can give him your advice. Go ahead, Bubby, and tell Mr. Finkelstein what
- you told me down by the restaurant.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, go ahead, Shonny,&rdquo; Mr. Finkelstein added; and so for a second time
- that day I gave an account of myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Finkelstein was even a more sympathetic listener than Mr. Marx had
- been. He kept swaying his head and muttering ejaculations, sometimes in
- English, sometimes in German, but always indicative of his eager interest
- in my tale. &ldquo;<i>Mein Gott!</i>&rdquo; &ldquo;<i>Ist's moglich?</i>&rdquo; &ldquo;You don't say
- so!&rdquo; &ldquo;Vail, if I aifer!&rdquo; And his kind eyes were all the time fixed upon my
- face in the most friendly and encouraging way. In the end, &ldquo;Vail, I
- declare! Vail, my kracious!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Vail, Shonny, I naifer heard
- nodings like dot in all my life before. You poor little boy! All alone in
- de vorld, mit nobody but dot parparian, dot saivage, to take care of you.
- Vail, it was simply heart-rending. Vail, your Uncle Peter, he'd oughter be
- tarred and feddered, dot's a faict. But don't you be afraid, Shonny; God
- will punish him; He will, shust as sure as I'm sitting here, Kraikory. Oh!
- you're a good boy, Kraikory, you're a fine boy. You make me loaf you
- already like a fader. Vail, Shonny, and so now you was come down to New
- York mit de idea of getting rich, was you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; I confessed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, dot's a first-claiss idea. Dot's de same idea what I come to dis
- country mit. Vail, now, I give you a little piece of information, Shonny;
- what maybe you didn't know before. Every man in dis vorld was born to get
- rich. Did you know dot, Shonny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, no, sir; I didn't know it. Is it true?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir; it's a solemn faict. I leaf it to Solly, here. Every man in dis
- vorld is born to get rich&mdash;only some of 'em don't live long enough.
- You see de point?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Marx and I joined in a laugh. Mr. Finkelstein smiled faintly, and
- said, as if to excuse himself, &ldquo;Vail, I cain't help it. I must haif my
- shoke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The grandest thing about your wit, fader-in-law,&rdquo; Mr. Marx observed, &ldquo;is
- dot you don't never laugh yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No; dot's so,&rdquo; agreed Mr. Finkelstein. &ldquo;When you get off a vitticism, you
- don't vant to laif yourself, for fear you might laif de cream off it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ain't he immense?&rdquo; demanded Mr. Marx, in an aside to me. Then, turning to
- his father-in-law: &ldquo;Well, as I was going to tell you, I got to leaf town
- to-morrow morning for a trip on the road; so I thought I'd ask you to let
- Krekory stay here mit you till I get back. Den I go to vork and look
- around for a chop for him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Solly,&rdquo; replied Mr. Finkelstein, &ldquo;you got a good heart; and your brains
- is simply remarkable. You done shust exaictly right. I'm very glaid to
- have such a fine boy for a visitor. But look at here, Solly; I was tinking
- vedder I might not manufacture a shop for him myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Manufacture a chop? How you mean?&rdquo; Mr. Marx queried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How I mean? How should I mean? I mean I ain't got no ready-mait shops on
- hand shust now in dis estaiblishment; but I might mainufacture a shop for
- the right party. You see de point?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean you'll make a chop for him? You mean you'll give him a chop
- here, by you?&rdquo; cried Mr. Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Solomon, if you was as vise as your namesake, you might haif known
- dot mitout my going into so much eggsblanations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious, fader-in-law, you're simply elegant, you're simply loafly,
- and no mistake about it. Well, I svear!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! dot's all right. Don't mention it. I took a chenu-wine liking to
- Kraikory; he's got so much enterprise about him,&rdquo; said Mr. Finkelstein.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, what sort of a chop would it be, fader-in-law?&rdquo; questioned Mr.
- Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, I tink I give him de position of clerk, errant boy, and sheneral
- assistant,&rdquo; Mr. Finkelstein replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Krekory, what you say to dot?&rdquo; Mr. Marx inquired.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;De question is, do you accept de appointment?&rdquo; added Mr. Finkelstein.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, yes, sir!&rdquo; I answered. &ldquo;You're very, very kind, you're very good to
- me. I&mdash;&rdquo; I had to stop talking, and take a good big swallow, to keep
- down my tears; yet, surely, I had nothing to cry about!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, fader-in-law, what vages will you pay?&rdquo; pursued Mr. Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Solly, what vages was dey paying now to boys of his age?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, they generally start them on two dollars a week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Two tollars a veek, and he boards and clodes himself, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, fader-in-law, dot's de system.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Solly, I tell you what I do. I board and clode him, and give him a
- quarter a veek to get drunk on. Is dot saitisfaictory?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, sir,&rdquo; I hastened to put in, pained and astonished at his remark, &ldquo;I&mdash;I
- don't get drunk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, Lord, Bubby!&rdquo; cried Mr. Marx, laughing. &ldquo;You're simply killing! He
- don't mean get drunk. Dot's only his witty way of saying pocket-money.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! I&mdash;I understand,&rdquo; I stammered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You must excuse me, Shonny,&rdquo; said Mr. Finkelstein. &ldquo;I didn't mean to make
- you maid. But I must haif my shoke, you know; I cain't help it. Vail,
- Solly, was de proposition saitisfaictory?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Bubby, was Mr. Finkelstein's proposition satisfactory?&rdquo; asked Mr.
- Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, yes, sir! yes, indeed,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, all right; dot settles it,&rdquo; concluded Mr. Finkelstein. &ldquo;And now,
- Kraikory, I pay you your first veek's sailary in advaince, hey?&rdquo; and he
- handed me a crisp twenty-five-cent paper piece.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was trying, in the depths of my own mind, to calculate how long it would
- take me, at this rate, to earn the hundred dollars that I needed for my
- journey across the sea to my Uncle Florimond. The outlook was not
- encouraging. I remembered, though, a certain French proverb that my
- grandmother had often repeated to me, and I tried to find some consolation
- in it: &ldquo;<i>Tout vient à la fin à qui sait attendre</i>&rdquo;&mdash;Everything
- comes at last to him who knows how to wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV&mdash;AT MR. FINKELSTEIN'S.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>o you see me
- installed at Mr. Finkel-stein's as clerk, errand boy and general
- assistant. Next morning I entered upon the discharge of my duties, my kind
- employer showing me what to do and how to do it. Under his supervision I
- opened and swept out the store, dusted the counter, polished up the glass
- and nickel-work of the show-cases, and, in a word, made the place
- ship-shape and tidy for the day. Then we withdrew into the back parlor,
- and sat down to a fine savory breakfast that the old housekeeper Henrietta
- had laid there. She ate at table with us, but uttered not a syllable
- during the repast; and, much to my amazement, Mr. Finkelstein talked to me
- about her in her very presence as freely and as frankly as if she had been
- stone deaf, or a hundred miles away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She ain't exaictly what you call hainsome, Kraikory,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;but she's
- as solid as dey make 'em. She was a second cousin of my deceased vife's,
- and she's vun of de graindest cooks in de United States of America. May be
- you don't believe it, hey? Vail, you shust vait till some day you eat vun
- of her big dinners, and den you'll see. I tell you what I do. When Solly
- gets back from de road I'll invite him and my daughter to dinner here de
- first Sunday aifternoon, shust on purpose for you to see de vay Henrietta
- can cook when she really settles down to pusiness. It's simply vunderful.
- You'll be surprised. De vay she cooks a raisined fish, sveet and sour&mdash;ach!
- it makes my mout vater shust to tink of it. Vail, she's awful <i>goot</i>-hearted-too,
- Kraikory; but so old&mdash;<i>du lieber Herr!</i> You couldn't hardly
- believe it. It's fearful, it's aictually fearful. Why, she's old enough to
- be my mudder, and I'm going on sixty-seven already. Dot's a solemn faict.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is she deaf?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Daif?&rdquo; he repeated. &ldquo;Vail, my kracious! What put dot idea in your head?
- What in de vorld made you tink she's daif? She ain't no more daif as you
- are yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; I explained, &ldquo;I thought she might be deaf, because she doesn't seem
- to notice what you're saying about her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! Vail, dot beats de deck. Dot's pretty goot. O, no! dot ain't becoase
- she's daif, Kraikory; dot's becoase she's so funny. She's vun of de
- funniest ladies in de city of New York. Why, look at here; she's lived in
- dis country going on forty years already; and she's so funny dot she ain't
- learned ten vorts of de English lainguage yet. Dot's as true as I'm alife.
- She don't understand what me and you are talking about, no more as if we
- spoke Spainish.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- After we had folded our napkins, &ldquo;Vail, now, Kraikory,&rdquo; began Mr.
- Finkelstein, &ldquo;dis morning you got a lesson in being sheneral assistant
- already, don't you? Vail, now I give you a lesson in being errant boy.
- Come along mit me.&rdquo; He led me to the front door of the shop, and, pointing
- to a house across the street, resumed, &ldquo;You see dot peelding ofer dere,
- what's got de sign out, Ferdinand Flisch, photo-graipher? You see it all
- right, hey? Vail, now I tell you what you do. You run along ofer dere, and
- you climb up to de top floor, which is where Mr. Flisch's estaiblishment
- is situated, and you aisk to see Mr. Flisch, and you say to him, 'Mr.
- Flisch, Mr. Finkelstein sents you his coampliments, and chaillenges you to
- come ofer and play a little game of pinochle mit him dis morning'&mdash;you
- understand? Vail, now run along.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Following Mr. Finkelstein's instructions, I mounted to the top story of
- the house across the way, and opened a door upon which the name Flisch was
- emblazoned in large gilt script. This door admitted me to a small
- ante-room; carpeted, furnished with a counter, several chairs, and a sofa,
- hung all round the walls with framed photographs, presumably specimens of
- Mr. Flisch's art, and smelling unpleasantly of the chemicals that
- photographers employ. A very pretty and very tiny little girl, who
- couldn't have been a day older than I, if she was so old, sat behind the
- counter, reading a book. At my entrance, she glanced up; and her eyes,
- which were large and dark, seemed to ask me what I wished.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Please, I should like to see Mr. Flisch,&rdquo; I replied to her tacit
- question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll go call him,&rdquo; said she, in a voice that was as sweet as the tinkle
- of a bell. &ldquo;Won't you sit down?&rdquo; And she left the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- In a minute or two she came back, followed by a short, plump, red-faced,
- bald-pated little old gentleman, with a brisk and cheery manner, who, upon
- seeing me, demanded, &ldquo;Well, Sonny, what you want?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I delivered the message that Mr. Finkel-stein had charged me with, and Mr.
- Flisch responded, &ldquo;All right. I'll come right along with you now.&rdquo; So in
- his company I recrossed the street. On the way he remarked, &ldquo;Well, Sonny,
- I guess I never seen you before, did I? Was you visiting by Mr.
- Finkelstein, perhaps?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no, sir!&rdquo; I answered, and proceeded to explain my status in Mr.
- Finkelstein's household.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Sonny, you'll have a mighty easy time of it,&rdquo; Mr. Flisch informed
- me. &ldquo;You won't die of hard work. Mr. Finkelstein don't do no business. He
- don't need to. He only keeps that store for fun.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, Kraikory,&rdquo; said my employer, when we had reached his door, &ldquo;me and
- Mr. Flisch, we'll go in de parlor and play a little game of pinochle
- togedder; and now you sit down outside here in de store; and if any
- customers come, you call me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I sat in the store, with nothing to do, all the rest of the forenoon; but,
- idle though I was, the time passed quickly enough. What between looking
- out of the window at the busy life upon the street&mdash;a spectacle of
- extreme novelty and interest to me&mdash;and thinking about my own affairs
- and the great change that had suddenly come over them, my mind had plenty
- to occupy it; and I was quite surprised when all at once the clocks, of
- which there must have been at least a dozen in the shop, began to strike
- twelve. Thus far not one customer had presented himself. Just at this
- instant, however, the shop door opened, and the bell above it sounded. I
- got up to go and call Mr. Finkelstein; but when I looked at the person who
- had entered, I saw that it was no customer, after all. It was that same
- pretty little girl whom I had noticed behind the counter at Mr. Flisch's.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I came to tell Mr. Flisch that his dinner is ready,&rdquo; she announced, in
- that clear, sweet voice of hers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll go tell him,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- I went into the back room, where the air was blue with tobacco smoke, and
- where the two old gentlemen were seated over their cards, and spoke to Mr.
- Flisch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right, Sonny; I come right away,&rdquo; he answered; and I returned to the
- store.
- </p>
- <p>
- The little girl was still there, standing where I had left her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Flisch will come right away,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, with undisguised curiosity, she and I just stood and scanned
- each other for a moment from the corners of our eyes. For my part, I was
- too bashful to make any advances, though I should have liked to scrape
- acquaintance with her; but she, apparently, had more courage, for, pretty
- soon, &ldquo;What's your name?&rdquo; she asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My name is Gregory Brace. What's yours?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mine is Rosalind Earle. How old are you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm twelve, going on thirteen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm eleven, going on twelve.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And the next instant she had vanished like a flash.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Flisch shortly followed her; and it may have been a quarter of an hour
- later on, that my attention was suddenly arrested by the sound of music
- issuing from the back room, where Mr. Finkelstein remained alone. I
- recognized the tune as the Carnival of Venice; and it brought my heart
- into my mouth, for that was one of the tunes that my grandmother had used
- to play upon her piano. But now the instrument was not a piano. Unless my
- ears totally deceived me, it was a hand-organ. This struck me as very odd;
- and I went to the door of the parlor, and looked in. There sat Mr.
- Finkelstein, a newspaper open before him, and a cigar between his fingers,
- reading and smoking; while on the floor in front of him, surely enough,
- stood a hand-organ; and, with his foot upon the crank of it, he was
- operating the instrument just as you would operate the wheel of a bicycle.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0009" id="linkimage-0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0119.jpg" alt="0119 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0119.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Well, I couldn't help smiling, though I knew that it was unmannerly of me
- to do so. The scene was really too ludicrous for anything. Mr. Finkelstein
- appeared a little embarrassed when he spied me looking at him, and stopped
- his playing, and said rather sheepishly, with somewhat of the air of a
- naughty child surprised in mischief, &ldquo;Vail, Kraikory, I suppose you tink
- I'm crazy, hey? Vail, I cain't help it; I'm so fond of music. But look at
- here, Kraikory; don't you say nodings to Solly about it, will you? Dere's
- a goot poy. Don't you mention it to him. He vouldn't naifer let me hear de
- laist of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I having pledged myself to secrecy, Mr. Finkelstein picked the hand-organ
- up, and locked it away out of sight in a closet. But after we had had our
- dinner, he brought it forth again, and, not without some manifest
- hesitation, addressed me thus: &ldquo;Look at here, Kraikory; dere's a proverp
- which says dot man is a creature of haibits. Vail, Kraikory, I got a sort
- of a haibit to lie down and take a short naip every day aifter my meals.
- And say, Kraikory, you know how fond of music I am, don't you? I simply
- dote on it, Kraikory. I guess maybe I'm de fondest man of music in de
- United States of America. And&mdash;vail, look at here, Kraikory, as you
- ain't got nodings in particular to do, I tought maybe you vouldn't mind to
- sit here a few minutes, and&mdash;and shust turn dot craink a little while
- I go to sleep&mdash;hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I assented willingly; so Mr. Finkelstein lay down upon his lounge, and I
- began to turn the crank, thereby grinding out the rollicking measures of
- Finnigan's Ball.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious, Kraikory, you do it splendid,&rdquo; the old gentleman exclaimed,
- by way of encouragement. &ldquo;You got a graind tailent for music, Kraikory.&rdquo;
- Then I heard him chuckle softly to himself, and murmur, &ldquo;I cain't help it,
- I aictually cain't. I must haif my shoke.&rdquo; Very soon he was snoring
- peacefully.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, to cut a long story short, my first day at Mr. Finkelstein's passed
- smoothly by, and so did the next and the next. In a surprisingly short
- time I became quite accustomed to my new mode of life, and all sense of
- strangeness wore away. Every morning I opened and tidied up the shop; then
- we breakfasted; then the routine of the day began. As Mr. Flisch had
- predicted, I had a very easy time of it indeed. Every afternoon I played
- the hand-organ, while Mr. Finkelstein indulged in his siesta; almost every
- forenoon I tended the store, while he and Mr. Flisch amused themselves
- with pinochle in the parlor. Mr. Marx and his wife dined with us I should
- think as often as once a week; Henrietta surpassed herself on these
- occasions, and I came to entertain as high an opinion of her skill in
- cookery as my employer could have wished.
- </p>
- <p>
- Between little Rosalind Earle and myself a great friendship rapidly sprang
- up. On week-days we caught only fleeting glimpses of each other; but
- almost every Sunday I used to go to see her at her home, which was in
- Third Avenue, a short distance above our respective places of business.
- Her father, who had been a newspaper reporter, was dead; and her mother, a
- pale sad lady, very kind and sweet, went out by the day as a dressmaker
- and seampstress. They were wretchedly poor; and that was why little
- Rosalind, who ought to have worn pinafores, and gone to school, had to
- work for her living at Mr. Flisch's, like a grownup person. But her
- education proceeded after a fashion, nevertheless. In her spare moments
- during the day she would study her lessons, and in the evening at home she
- would say them to her mother. Though she was my junior by a year and more,
- she was already doing compound interest in arithmetic, whereas I had never
- got beyond long division. This made me feel heartily ashamed of myself,
- and so I invested a couple of dollars in some second-hand schoolbooks, and
- thenceforth devoted my spare moments to study, too. Almost every Sunday,
- as I have said, I used to go to see her; and if the weather was fine, her
- mother would take us for an outing in Central Park, where we would have a
- jolly good time racing each other over the turf of the common, or admiring
- the lions and tigers and monkeys and hippopotamuses, at the Arsenal. Yes,
- I loved little Rosalind very dearly, and every minute that I spent at her
- side was the happiest sort of a minute for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Finkelstein, when he first noticed me poring over my school-books in
- the shop, expressed the liveliest kind of satisfaction with my conduct.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dot's right, Kraikory,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Dot's maiknificent. Go ahead mit your
- education. Dere ain't nodings like it. A first-claiss education&mdash;vail,
- sir, it's de graindest advantage a feller can haif in de baittle of life.
- Yes, sir, dot's a faict. You go ahead mit your education, and you study
- real hard, and you'll get to be&mdash;why, you might get to be an
- alderman, no mistake about it. But look at here, Kraikory; tell me; where
- you got de books, hey? You bought 'em? You don't say so? Vail, what you
- pay for dem, hey, Kraikory? Two tollars! Two aictual tollars! My kracious!
- Vail, look at here, Kraikory; I like to make you a little present of dem
- books, so here's a two tollar pill to reimburse you. Oh! dot's all right.
- Don't mention it. Put it in de baink. Do what you please mit it. I got
- anudder.&rdquo; And every now and then during the summer he would inquire,
- &ldquo;Vail, Kraikory, how you getting on mit your education? Vail, I suppose
- you must know pretty much aiferydings by dis time, hey? Vail, now I give
- you a sum. If I can buy fife barrels of aipples for six tollars and a
- quowter, how much will seventeen barrels of potatoes coast me, hey?...
- Ach, I was only shoking, was I? Vail, dot's a faict; I was only shoking;
- and you was pretty smart to find it out. But now, shoking aside, I tell
- you what you do. You keep right on mit your education, and you study real
- hard, and you'll get to be&mdash;why, you might get to be as big a man as
- Horace Greeley, aictually.&rdquo; Horace Greeley was a candidate for the
- presidency that year, and he had no more ardent partisan than my employer.
- </p>
- <p>
- After the summer had passed, and September came, Mr. Finkelstein called me
- into the parlor one day, and began, &ldquo;Now, look at here, Kraikory; I got
- somedings important to talk to you about. I been tinking about dot little
- maitter of your education a good deal lately; and I talked mit Solly about
- it, and got his advice; and at laist I made up my mind dot you oughter go
- to school. You got so much aimbition about you, dot if you get a
- first-claiss education while you're young, you might get to be vun of de
- biggest men in New York City aifter you're grown up. Vail, me and Solly,
- we talked it all ofer, and we made up our mind dot you better go to school
- right avay.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, now I tell you what I do. I found out de public schools open for de
- season next Monday morning. Vail, next Monday morning I take you up to de
- public school in Fifty-first Street, and I get you aidmitted. And now I
- tell you what I do. If you study real hard, and get A-number-vun marks,
- and cratchuate all right when de time comes&mdash;vail, den I send you to
- college! Me and Solly, we talked it all ofer, and dot's what we made up
- our minds we oughter do. Dere ain't nodings like a good education,
- Kraikory; you can bet ten tousand tollars on dot. When I was your age I
- didn't haif no chaince at vun; and dot's why I'm so eeknorant. But now you
- got de chaince, Kraikory; and you go ahead and take advaintage of it. My
- kracious! When I see you cratchuate from college, I'll be so prout I von!t
- know what to do.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I leave you to form your own opinion of Mr. Finkelstein's generosity, as
- well as of the gratitude that it inspired in me. Next Monday morning I
- entered the public school in Fifty-first Street, and a little less than
- two years later&mdash;namely, in the spring of 1874&mdash;I graduated. I
- had studied &ldquo;real hard,&rdquo; and got &ldquo;A-number-vun&rdquo; marks; Mr. Finkelstein was
- as good as his word, and that same spring I passed the examinations for
- admission to the Introductory Class of the College of the City of New
- York.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, there! In a couple of sentences I have skipped over as many years;
- and not one word about the hero of my story!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But what,&rdquo; I can hear you ask, &ldquo;what of your Uncle Florimond in all this
- time? Had you given up your idea of going to him? had you forgotten your
- ideal of him&mdash;had he ceased to be a moving force in your life?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- No; to each of these questions my answer must be a prompt and emphatic no.
- </p>
- <p>
- I had not by any means given up my idea of going to him; but I had, for
- reasons that seemed good, put off indefinitely the day of my departure.
- Two or three weeks after my arrival at Mr. Finkelstein's I wrote Uncle
- Florimond a letter, and told him of the new turn that my affairs had
- taken. I did not say anything about my Uncle Peter's treatment of me,
- because I felt somehow reluctant to let him know how unjust and unkind his
- own sister's son, my own father's brother, could be, and because, also, I
- thought it would be scarcely fair and above-board for me to tell tales,
- now that our bygones were bygones. I simply said that I had left Norwich,
- and come to New York, and gone into business; and that my purpose was to
- earn a lot of money just as quickly as I could, and then to set sail for
- France.
- </p>
- <p>
- I received no answer from him till about six months afterward; and in this
- he said that he was glad I meant to come to France, but he thought it was
- a pity that I should go into business so early in my youth, for that must
- of course interrupt my education.
- </p>
- <p>
- I hastened to reply that, since I had written my former letter to him, my
- outlook had again changed; that my kind and liberal employer had sent me
- to school, where I was working as hard as I knew how, with the promise of
- a college course before me if I showed proper zeal and aptitude.
- </p>
- <p>
- I had to wait more than a year now for his next epistle; but it came at
- last one day towards the close of the vacation that intervened between my
- graduation from school and the beginning of my career at college.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have been ill and in trouble, my dear little nephew,&rdquo; he wrote, &ldquo;since
- the reception of thy last letter so good and so gentle; and I have lacked
- both the force and the heart to write to thee. At this moment at length it
- goes better; and I seize the first occasion to take my pen. The news of
- the progress which thou makest in thy studies gives me an infinite
- pleasure, as does also thy hope of a course at the university. And though
- I become from more to more impatient to meet thee, and to see with my
- proper eyes the grandson of my adored sister, I am happy, nevertheless, to
- force myself to wait for an end so precious. That thou mayst become a
- gentleman well-instructed and accomplished, it is my sincere desire; for
- it is that, I am sure of it, which my cherished sister would most ardently
- have wished. Be then industrious; study well thy lessons; grow in spirit
- as in body; remember that, though thy name is different, thou art the last
- of the la Bourbonnaye. I astonish myself, however, that thy Uncle Peter
- does not charge himself with the expenses. Is it that he has not the
- means? I have believed him very rich.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Present my respects to thy worthy patron, that good Finkelstein, who,
- though bourgeois and shopkeeper, I must suppose is a man of heart; and
- think ever with tenderness of thy old devoted uncle, de la Bourbonnaye.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Paris, the 3 7ember, 1874.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- 7ember was Uncle Florimond's quaint French way of writing September, <i>Sept,</i>
- as you know, being French for seven.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now as to those other questions that you have asked me&mdash;so far
- was I from having forgotten my ideal of him, so far was he from having
- ceased to be a moving force in my life, I have not any doubt whatever that
- the thought of my relationship with him, and my desire to appear to
- advantage in his eyes, had a great deal to do with fostering my ambition
- as a scholar. Certainly, the nephew of Florimond Marquis de la Bourbonnaye
- must not let any boy of ordinary lineage stand above him in his classes;
- and then, besides, how much more highly would Uncle Florimond consider me,
- if, when we met, he found not an untutored ignoramus, but, in his own
- words, &ldquo;a gentleman well-instructed and accomplished!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- During the two years that I have skipped over in such summary-fashion, my
- friendship with little Rosalind Earle had continued as active and as
- cordial as it had been at the beginning. She had grown quite tall, and
- even prettier than ever, with her oval face and olive skin, her soft brown
- hair and large dark eyes, and was really almost a young lady. She had kept
- pace with me in my studies also, I having acted as her teacher. Every
- Sunday at her home I would go over with her all my lessons for the past
- week, imparting to her as intelligently as I was able what I myself had
- learned. This would supply her with subject-matter for her study during
- the week to come; so that on the following Sunday she would be ready for a
- new send-off. This was capital drill for me, because, in order to instruct
- another, I had to see that my own knowledge was exact and thorough. And
- then, besides, I enjoyed these Sunday afternoon conferences with Rosalind
- so heartily, that they lightened the labor of learning, and made what to a
- boy is usually dull grind and drudgery, to me an abundant source of
- pleasure. Rosalind retained her situation at Mr. Flisch's, but her salary
- had been materially increased. She was only thirteen years old, yet she
- earned the dazzling sum of six dollars every week. This was because she
- had acquired the art of retouching negatives, and had thus trebled her
- value to her employer.
- </p>
- <p>
- But I had made another friend during those two years, whose influence upon
- my life at that time was perhaps even greater than Rosalind's. Among my
- classmates at the school in Fifty-first Street there was a boy named
- Arthur Ripley, older than I, taller, stronger, a very handsome fellow,
- with blue eyes and curling hair, very bright, and seemingly very
- good-natured, whom I had admired privately from the moment I had first
- seen him. He, however, had taken no notice of me; and so we had never got
- especially well acquainted, until one day I chanced to hear him speak a
- few words of French; and his accent was so good that I couldn't help
- wondering how he had come by it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say, then, Ripley,&rdquo; I demanded, in the Gallic tongue, but with Saxon
- bluntness, &ldquo;how does it happen that you speak French so well? Your
- pronunciation is truly extraordinary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And why not?&rdquo; he retorted. &ldquo;I have spoken it since my childhood. My
- grandmother&mdash;the mother of my father&mdash;was a French lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hold,&rdquo; cried I. &ldquo;Really? And so was mine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thereupon we fell into conversation. We got on famously together. From
- that hour we were intimates. I was admitted into Ripley's &ldquo;set,&rdquo; which
- included all the nicest boys of the school; and Ripley invited me to his
- home, which, with its beautiful pictures and books and furnishings, and
- general air of comfort and refinement, struck me as the loveliest place I
- had ever set my foot in, and where his mother and father made me feel
- instantly and entirely at my ease. They talked French to me; and little by
- little drew from me the whole story of my life; and when I had done, &ldquo;Ah!
- my poor little one,&rdquo; said his mother, with a tenderness that went straight
- to my heart, &ldquo;how thy lot has been hard! Come, let me kiss thee.&rdquo; And,
- &ldquo;Hold, my little man,&rdquo; said his father. &ldquo;You are a good and brave boy, and
- I am glad that my son has found such a comrade. Moreover, do you know, you
- come of one of the most illustrious families not only of France, but even
- of Europe? The la Bourbonnaye are of the most ancient nobility, and in
- each generation they have distinguished themselves. At Paris there is an
- important street named for them. A Marquis de la Bourbonnaye won great
- celebrity as an admiral under Louis xv.; another, his son, I believe, was
- equally renowned as a royalist general during the revolution.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; I put in, delighted at his familiarity with the history of our
- house; &ldquo;they were the father and the grandfather of my grandmother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I had supposed that the family was extinct. You teach me that it
- survives still in the person of your Uncle Florimond. I am content of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Arthur Ripley and I became as intimate as only boys, I think, can become.
- We were partners in tops, marbles, décalcomanies, and postage stamps. We
- spent the recess hour together every day. We walked home together every
- afternoon. We set out pleasure hunting almost every Saturday&mdash;now to
- watch or to take part in a base-ball match, now to skate in Central Park,
- now to row on the Harlem River, now to fish in the same muddy stream,
- where, to the best of my recollection, we never so much as got a single
- bite. He was &ldquo;Rip,&rdquo; to me, and to him I was &ldquo;Greg.&rdquo; We belonged, as has
- been said, to the same set at school; at college we joined the same
- debating society, and pledged ourselves to the same Greek-letter
- fraternity.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was the bravest, strongest fellow I ever knew; a splendid athlete;
- excelling in all sports that required skill or courage. He was frankness,
- honesty, generosity personified; a young prince whom I admired and loved,
- who compelled love and admiration from everybody who knew him. In the
- whole school there was not a boy whom Ripley couldn't whip; he could have
- led us all in scholarship as well, only he was careless and rather lazy,
- and didn't go in for high standing, or that sort of thing. He wrote the
- best compositions, however, and made the best declamations. I tell you, to
- hear him recite Spartacus's address to the gladiators&mdash;&ldquo;Ye call me
- chief, and ye do well to call him chief who for twelve long years has met
- upon the bloody sands of the arena every shape of man and beast that the
- broad empire of Rome could furnish&rdquo;&mdash;I tell you, it was thrilling.
- Ripley's father was a lawyer; and he meant to be a lawyer, too. So far as
- he was responsible for it, Ripley's influence over me was altogether good.
- What bad came of my association with him, I alone was to blame for.
- </p>
- <p>
- Some bad did come, and now I must tell you about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He and the other boys of our circle were gentlemen's sons, who lived with
- their parents in handsome houses, wore fine clothes, had plenty of
- pocket-money, and generally cut a very dashing figure; whereas I&mdash;I
- was the dependent of a petty Third-Avenue Jewish shopkeeper; I had
- scarcely any pocket-money whatever; and as for my clothes&mdash;my jackets
- were usually threadbare, and my trousers ornamented at an obtrusive point
- with two conspicuous patches, that Henrietta had neatly inserted there&mdash;trousers,
- moreover, which had been originally designed for the person of Mr. Marx,
- but which the skillful Henrietta had cut down and adjusted to my less
- copious proportions.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now the bad, if perhaps not unnatural, result of all this was to pique
- my vanity, and to arouse in me a certain false and quite wrong and
- improper shame of my condition. I was ashamed because I could not spend
- money as my companions did; I was ashamed of my shabby clothing; I was
- ashamed of my connection with Mr. Finkelstein; I was even a little ashamed
- of my intimacy with Rosalind Earle, for she too occupied a very humble
- station in the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- And, as the obverse of this false shame, I became inflated with a pride
- that was equally false and wrong. I was as good a gentleman as anybody, if
- not better. I was the dependent of a Third-Avenue shopkeeper, true enough.
- But I was also the nephew of the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. And I am
- afraid that I got into the habit of bragging a good deal about my
- relationship with that aristocratic person. Anyhow, my state of mind was
- not by any means a wholesome or a happy one; and by and by it bore
- practical consequences that were not wholesome or happy either.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V&mdash;PRIDE AND A FALL.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>rthur Ripley, as I
- have said, meant to be a lawyer. He was full of enthusiasm for his future
- profession, and never tired of talking about it. In his room at home he
- had three or four big law-books, bound in yellow calf-skin, which he used
- to read for his pleasure, just as we other boys would read our
- story-books; and he seemed to know their contents by heart. At least, we
- gave him the credit for knowing them by heart. He passed among us for
- little less than a Solomon of legal wisdom. His opinion upon a legal
- question had, to our thinking, the authority of a judgment from the bench;
- and if one of our number had got into a legal difficulty of any sort, I am
- sure he would have gone to Ripley for aid and counsel as readily and as
- confidently as to the most eminent jurist at the bar.
- </p>
- <p>
- This being premised, you will easily understand the impression made upon
- me by the following conversation which I had with Ripley one day in the
- early summer of 1875.
- </p>
- <p>
- We had just passed our examinations for promotion from the Introductory to
- the Freshman class at college, and our consequent vacation had just begun.
- I was minding the shop, while Messrs. Flisch and Finkelstein smoked their
- cigars and played their pinochle in the back room, and Ripley was keeping
- me company. We had been talking about my grandmother; and presently Ripley
- queried: &ldquo;Look here, Greg, she was a woman of some property, wasn't she? I
- mean to say she lived in good style, had plenty of money, was comfortable
- and well-to-do, hey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, yes,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;she was pretty well-off&mdash;why, about as well
- as anybody in Norwich Town, I suppose. Why do you ask?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because&mdash;what I should like to know is, why didn't she leave
- anything to you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, how could she? I was only her grandchild. My Uncle Peter was her
- son. Don't you see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But that doesn't make any difference. Your father being dead, you were,
- equally with your uncle, her legal heir and next-of-kin. And as long as
- she was so fond of you, it seems kind of funny she didn't provide for you
- in any way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you mean by her legal heir and next-of-kin?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you know that? Why, a legal heir and next-of-kin is a person
- entitled to take under the statutes of descent and distribution. For
- instance, if your grandmother had died intestate, you would have come in
- for half of all the property she left, your Uncle Peter taking the other
- half. See the point?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Can't say I do. You're too high-up for me, with your legal slang. What
- does intestate mean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, intestate&mdash;why, that means without having made a will. When a
- person dies without leaving a will, he is said to have died intestate.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I guess my grandmother died intestate, then. I don't believe she
- left any will.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She didn't? Why, if she didn't leave a will&mdash;Oh! but she must have.
- Look here, Greg, this is serious. Are you sure she didn't?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! of course I'm not sure. I never thought of the matter before, and
- so I can't be sure. But I don't believe she did.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Greg, if she didn't&mdash;if she didn't leave a will, disinheriting
- you, and bequeathing everything to Peter&mdash;man alive, what are you
- doing here in old Finkelstein's jewelry shop? Why, Greg, you're rich.
- You're absolute owner of half of her estate.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! I'm perfectly sure she never did that. If she made any will at
- all, she didn't disinherit me, and give everything to Uncle Peter. She
- cared a great deal more for me than she did for Uncle Peter. I'm sure she
- never made a will favoring him above me. I always supposed that she had
- died, as you call it, intestate; and so, he being her son, the property
- had descended to him in the regular course of events.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But don't I tell you that it wouldn't have descended to him? It would
- have descended to both of you in equal shares. Here's the whole business
- in a nut-shell: either she did leave a will, cutting you off with a
- shilling; or else you're entitled to fifty cents in every dollar that she
- owned.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I have never received a penny. If what you say is true, how do you
- account for that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's just the point. If your idea about the will is correct, your
- Uncle Peter must be a pretty rogue indeed. He's been playing a sharp game,
- Greg, and cheating you out of your rights. And we can make it hot enough
- for him, I tell you. We can compel him to divide up; and inside of a month
- you'll be rolling in wealth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! come, Rip,&rdquo; I protested, &ldquo;fen fooling a fellow about a thing like
- this.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I'm not fooling. I never was more in earnest in all my life. It's as
- plain as the nose on your face. There are no two ways about it. Ask
- anybody.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But&mdash;but then&mdash;but then I'm rich&mdash;rich!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's what you are, unless, by a properly executed will, your
- grandmother disinherited you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I tell you I know she never did that. It stands to reason that she
- didn't.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, then it only remains for you to claim your rights at the hands
- of your amiable uncle, and to open a bank account.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O my goodness! O, Rip! Oh! it's impossible. It's too&mdash;too glorious
- to be true,&rdquo; I cried, as a realizing sense of my position rushed upon me.
- My heart was pounding like a hammer against my ribs; my breath was coming
- short and swift; my brain was in a whirl. I felt dazzled and bewildered;
- and yet I felt a wondrous, thrilling joy, a great glow of exultation, that
- sent me dancing around the shop like a maniac, wringing my hands in
- self-congratulation.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was rich! Only think, I was rich! I could take my proper station now,
- and cut my proper figure in the world. Good-by, patched trousers, good-by,
- shop, good-by all such low, humiliating things. Welcome opulence,
- position, purple and fine linen. Hurrah! I would engage a passage upon the
- very first, the very fastest steamer, and sail away to that brilliant,
- courtly country where my Uncle Florimond, resplendent in the trappings of
- nobility, awaited me with open arms, there to live in the state and
- fashion that would become the nephew of a marquis. I would burn my
- plebeian ships behind me. I would do this, that, and the other wonderful
- thing. I saw it all in a single radiant glance.
- </p>
- <p>
- But what you see more plainly than anything else, I did not see at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- I did not see that I was accepting my good fortune in an altogether wrong
- and selfish spirit. I did not see that my first thought in my prosperity
- ought to have been for those who had stood by me in my adversity. I did
- not see that my first impulse ought to have been now to make up in some
- wise to my friend and benefactor, Mr. Finkelstein, for his great goodness
- and kindness to me. I did not see that I was an arrant little snob, an
- ungrateful little coxcomb. A mixture of false shame and evil pride had
- puffed me up like so much inflammable gas, which&mdash;Ripley having
- unwittingly applied the spark to it&mdash;had now burst into flame.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, Rip!&rdquo; I cried again, &ldquo;it's too glorious to be true.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now,&rdquo; cut in Ripley, &ldquo;let's be practical. What you want to do is
- step into your kingdom. Well, to-day's Saturday, isn't it? Well, now, I
- propose that day after to-morrow, Monday, you and I go to Norwich. There
- we can make a search in the Probate Office, and find out for certain just
- how the facts stand. Then we can come back here and put the case in the
- hands of my father, who's a lawyer, and who will have a guardian appointed
- for you, and do everything else that's necessary. See? Now, the question
- is, Will you go to Norwich with me Monday night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Won't I, though!&rdquo; was my response.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then Rip and I just sat there in the shop, and talked, and talked, and
- talked, planning out my life for the future, and wondering exactly how
- rich I was going to be. We surmised that my grandmother could not possibly
- have left less than a hundred thousand dollars, in which event I should
- come in for a cool fifty thousand. We employed the strongest language at
- our command to stigmatize my Uncle Peter's rascality in having for so long
- a time kept me out of my just rights; and we gloated in imagination over
- his chagrin and his discomfiture when we should compel him to render an
- account of his stewardship and to disgorge my portion of our inheritance.
- I declared it as my intention to go to my Uncle Florimond in Paris as soon
- as the affair was finally settled; and Ripley agreed that that would be
- the appropriate thing for me to do&mdash;&ldquo;Though, of course,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;I
- shall feel awfully cut up at our separation. Still, it's undoubtedly the
- thing for you to do. It's what I would do if I were in your place. And, O,
- Scottie! Greg, won't old Finkelstein and your other Hebrew friends open
- their eyes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Won't they, though!&rdquo; I returned, reveling in fancy over their
- astonishment and their increased respect for me, after I should have
- explained to them my sudden and tremendous rise in the world. But in this
- particular I was destined to disappointment; for when, as soon as Ripley
- had gone home, I joined Mr. Finkelstein in the parlor, and conveyed to him
- the joyful information, he, having heard me through without any sign of
- especial wonder, remarked:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Kraikory, I suppose you vant me to conkraitulate you, hey? Vail,
- it's a graind ting to be rich, Kraikory, and no mistake about it. And I
- shust tell you dis, Kraikory: dere ain't nobody in de United States of
- America vould be glaidder if ainy goot luck haippened to you, as I vould
- be. I'm awful fond of you, Kraikory, and dere ain't nodings what I vant
- more as to see you haippy and prosperous. De only trouble is, Kraikory,
- dot I ain't so sure as dis vould be such awful goot luck, aifter all. For,
- to tell you de honest troot, Kraikory, I don't like de vay you take it.
- No, I aictually don't. You're too stuck-up and prout about it, Kraikory;
- and I hate to see you stuck-up and prout. It ain't nice to be prout,
- Kraikory; it ain't what you call manly; and I simply hate to see you do
- ainydings what ain't nice and manly&mdash;I'm so fond of you, don't you
- understand? Den, ainyhow, Kraik-ory, de Bible says dot prite goes before
- destruction, and a howty spirit before a fall; and dot's a solemn faict,
- Kraikory; dey do, shust as sure as you're alife. De Bible's shust exaictly
- right, Kraikory; you can bet ten tousand tollars on it. Why, I myself, I
- seen hundreds of fellers get stuck-up and prout already; and den de first
- ting dey knew, dey bust all to pieces like a goot-for-nodings boiler. Yes,
- siree, if I was as prout as you are, Kraikory, I'd feel afraid.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, Kraikory, I don't like de vay you take it, and I really tink if you
- get dis money what you're talking about, I really tink it'll spoil you,
- Kraikory; and dot's why I cain't conkraitulate you de vay you vant me to.
- You ain't been like yourself for a pretty long while now already,
- Kraikory. I ain't said nodings about it; but I seen it all de same; and
- Solly seen it, and Heddie, she seen it, and Mr. Flisch seen it, and
- Henrietta seen it, and we all seen it, and we all felt simply fearful
- about it. And now I tink it shust needs dis money to spoil you altogedder.
- I hate to say ainydings to hurt your feelings, Kraikory, but dot's my
- honest opinion; and me and you, we'd oughter be goot enough friends to
- talk right out to each udder like fader and son. De faict is, Kraikory,
- I've loafed you shust exaictly de same as if we was fader and son; and
- dot's de reason it makes me feel so awful to see you get stuck-up and
- prout. But you was a goot boy down deep, Kraikory, and I guess you'll turn
- out all right in de end, if dis here money don't spoil you. You got a
- little foolishness about you, which is necheral to your age. When I was
- your age I was a big fool, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, and so, shust as soon as de maitter's settled, you're going to
- Europe, are you, to live mit your Uncle Florimond in Pairis? Vail, dot's
- all right, Kraikory, if you like to do it. I ain't got no pusiness to make
- ainy obshections, dot's sure. All I got to say, Kraikory, is dis: Your
- Unde Florimond, he may be an awful fine feller, and I guess likely he is;
- but I don't know as he's aifer done much of ainydings for you; and if I
- was in your place, I'd feel sorter sorry to stop my education, and leaf de
- old friends what I was certain of, and go to a new friend what I hadn't
- naifer tried; dot's all. Vail, if you vant to go, I suppose you'll go; and
- Solly and me and Henrietta and dot little kirl ofer by Mr. Flisch, vail,
- we'll have to get along mitout you de best vay we can. I guess dot little
- Rosie, I guess she'll feel pretty baid about it, Kraikory; but I don't
- suppose dot'l make much difference to you, to shush by de vay you talk.
- Poor little ting! She's awful fond of you, Kraikory, and I guess she'll
- feel pretty lonesome aifter you've gone avay. Oh! vail, I suppose she
- von't die of it. Dere are plenty udder young fellers in dis vorld, and I
- don't suppose she'll cry herself to dead for you. All de same, I guess
- she'll feel pretty baid first off; but dot's your business, and not mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, let me see. To-day's Saturday; and you're going to Nawvich Monday
- night. Vail, dot's all right. I ain't got nodings to say against dot. I
- shust give you vun little piece of advice, dough, Kraikory, and dot is
- dis: If I was in your place, I vouldn't feel too awful sure of dis here
- money, until I'd aictually got hold of it, for fear I might be
- disappointed. Dere's a proverp which goes, 'Dere's a great mainy slips
- between de cup and de lips,' Kraikory; and dot's a solemn faict, which I
- advice you to remember.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This sermon of Mr. Finkelstein's made me feel very sore indeed; but I felt
- sorer still next day, when Rosalind&mdash;whom I was calling upon, and to
- whom I had just communicated the momentous news&mdash;when Rosalind, with
- flushed cheeks and flashing eyes, assailed me thus:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0010" id="linkimage-0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0159.jpg" alt="0159 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0159.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, Gregory Brace! Oh! shame on you. Oh! I don't know you. I can't believe
- it's you. I can't believe it's the same boy at all. Such selfishness! Such
- ingratitude! Such a proud hard heart! It's been as much as anyone could do
- to put up with you for ever and ever so long, you've been so vain and so
- conceited and everything; but this just caps the climax. Oh! think of poor
- Mr. Finkelstein. He's been so good and generous to you, and so fond of
- you; and he's sent you to school and college, and given you every
- advantage he possibly could; and you owe him so much, and you're under
- such great obligations to him, for he took you right out of the streets,
- and gave you a home, and made a son of you, instead of a servant&mdash;yes,
- he did&mdash;and now the very first thing that you propose to do, as soon
- as you're able to, is to leave him, to abandon him&mdash;oh! you
- ungrateful thing&mdash;and go to your horrid old French uncle, who, I
- don't believe cares the snap of his finger for you. He is horrid, too; and
- I hope he'll just treat you horribly, just to punish you. And I hope that
- Arthur Ripley is mistaken, and that you won't get a single penny from your
- Uncle Peter, but just a good whipping to take you down; and I hope you'll
- have to come back to Mr. Finkelstein, and humbly beg his pardon; yes, I
- do, with all my heart and soul. I'd just like to see you have to come down
- from your high horse and eat humble pie for a while; yes, I would. The
- idea! Desert Mr. Finkelstein! You, who might have been begging in the
- streets, except for him! I should think you'd be ashamed to look me in the
- face. Oh! you mean to give him a good round sum of money, do you, to pay
- him for what he's done for you? Why, how very liberal and noble you are,
- to be sure! As though money could pay for what Mr. Finkelstein has done
- for you! As though money were what he wants from you, and not love and
- affection! O, Gregory! you've changed so that I don't know you, and I
- don't like you at all any more, and I don't care to be friends with you
- any more, and you needn't come to see me any more. There!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, I felt very sore and very angry. What Rosalind said only served to
- exasperate and embitter me, and to make me grit my teeth, and pursue all
- the more doggedly my own selfish purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, on Monday night, according to our agreement, Ripley and I set out
- for Norwich, passengers aboard the very same steamboat, the City of
- Lawrence, that I had come to New York by, three years before; and bright
- and early Tuesday morning we reached our destination.
- </p>
- <p>
- I only wish I could spare a page to tell you something of the emotions
- that I felt as we came in sight of the dingy old town. It had not changed
- the least bit in the world; it was like the face of an old familiar
- friend; it called up before me my own self of former years; it brought a
- thousand memories surging upon me, and filled my heart with a strong,
- unutterable melancholy, that was yet somehow indescribably sweet and
- tender.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Ripley and I had no time for the indulgence of sentiment. &ldquo;Now, then,
- where's the Court House? Where's the Probate Office?&rdquo; he demanded as soon
- as we had set foot upon the dry land. &ldquo;We must pitch right in, without
- losing a moment.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So I led him to the Probate Court; and there he &ldquo;pitched right in&rdquo; with a
- vengeance, examining the indices to lots of big written books of records,
- while I stood by to hand them to him, and to put them back in their places
- when he had finished with them&mdash;until, after an hour or so, he
- announced, &ldquo;Well, Greg, you're right. She left no will.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he continued: &ldquo;Now we must find out the date upon which Peter took
- out his Letters of Administration, and also whether he had himself
- constituted your guardian, as he most likely did; and then we'll have all
- the facts we need to establish your claims, and put you in possession.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thereupon he attacked another set of big written volumes, and with these
- he was busy as long as two hours more. In the end, &ldquo;By Jingo, Greg,&rdquo; he
- cried, &ldquo;here's a state of things! He didn't take out any Letters of
- Administration at all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; I queried, not understanding the meaning of this circumstance,
- &ldquo;what of that? What does that signify?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, that signifies an even darker and more systematic piece of fraud
- than I had suspected. In order to cheat you out of your share, he failed
- to comply with the law. He didn't go through the proper formalities to get
- control of her property, but simply took possession of it without
- authority. And now we've got him completely at our mercy. We could
- prosecute him criminally, if we liked. We could send him to State Prison.
- Oh! won't we make him hop? I say, Greg, do you want to have some fun?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How? What way?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, if you want to have some fun, I'll tell you what let's do.
- Let's go call on your Uncle Peter, and confront him with this little piece
- of villainy, and politely ask him to explain it: and then see him squirm.
- It'll sort of square accounts with him for the number of times he's given
- you a flogging.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! I&mdash;I guess we'd better not,&rdquo; I demurred, faltering at the
- prospect of a personal encounter with my redoubtable relative.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, man alive, you have nothing to fear. We've got the whip-hand of him.
- Just think, we can threaten him with criminal prosecution. Oh! come on.
- It'll be the jolliest kind of a lark.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, I allowed myself to be persuaded; and we set forth for Uncle Peter's
- office, Ripley all agog for excitement, and I trying not to appear afraid.
- But Uncle Peter wasn't in. An oldish man, who seemed to be in charge,
- informed us that the Jedge had got a touch of the rheumatiz, and was
- stayin' hum.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind,&rdquo; said Ripley to me; &ldquo;we'll visit him at his home, we'll beard
- him in his den. Come along!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I tried to beg off, but Rip insisted; and I weakly gave in.
- </p>
- <p>
- If I had been stirred by strong emotions at the sight of Norwich City,
- conceive how much more deeply I was stirred when we reached Norwich Town&mdash;when
- I saw our old house peeping out from among the great elm-trees that
- embosomed it&mdash;when I actually stood upon its doorstep, with my hand
- upon the old brass knocker! A strange servant girl opened the door, and to
- my request to see Judge Brace, replied, &ldquo;The Jedge is sick in his room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That doesn't matter,&rdquo; I explained. &ldquo;You know, I am his nephew. Tell him
- his nephew Gregory wants to see him.&rdquo; And I marched boldly through the
- hall&mdash;where the same tall eight-day clock, with its silver face that
- showed the phases of the moon, was ticking just as it had used to tick as
- long ago as I could remember&mdash;and into the parlor, Ripley following.
- I say I marched in boldly, yet I was really frightened half to death, as
- the moment of a face-to-face meeting with my terrible uncle became so
- imminent. There in the parlor stood the piano upon which my grandmother
- had labored so patiently to teach me to play. There hung the oil portrait
- of her, in her robe of cream-colored silk, taken when she was a beautiful
- young girl, and there, opposite it, above the fireplace, the
- companion-picture of my Uncle Florimond, in his lieutenant's uniform, with
- his sword and his crimson sash. Ripley started back a little when he saw
- this painting, and cried, &ldquo;For mercy's sake, Greg, who is it? I never saw
- anything like it. The same eyes, nose, mouth, chin, everything. It's you
- all over&rdquo;&mdash;thus confirming what my grandmother used to tell me:
- &ldquo;Gregory, thou art his living image.&rdquo; The room was haunted by a myriad
- dear associations. I forgot the errand that had brought me there; I forgot
- my fear of meeting Uncle Peter; I forgot all of the recent past, and was
- carried back to the happiest days of my childhood; and my heart just
- swelled, and thrilled, and ached. But next instant it gave a great
- spasmodic leap, and stood still for a second, and then began to gallop
- ahead like mad, while a perspiration broke out over my forehead; for the
- maid-servant entered, and said &ldquo;Please walk upstairs to the Jedge's room.&rdquo;
- I really thought I should faint. It was as much as I could do to get my
- breath. My knees knocked together. My hands shook like those of an aged
- palsy-stricken man. However, there was no such thing as backing out at
- this late date; so I screwed my courage to the sticking place, and led
- Ripley upstairs to Uncle Peter's room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Peter was seated in an arm-chair, with his legs, wrapped in a
- comforter, stretched out on another chair in front of him. He never so
- much as said how-d'-ye-do? or anything; but at once, scowling at us, asked
- in his gruffest voice, &ldquo;Well, what do you want?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I was so afraid and so abashed that I could hardly speak; but I did
- contrive to point at Ripley, and gasp, &ldquo;He&mdash;he'll tell you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; snapped Uncle Peter, turning to my spokesman, &ldquo;go on. State your
- business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir,&rdquo; began Rip&mdash;and O, me! as I listened to him, didn't my
- wonder at his wisdom, and my admiration of his eloquence, mount up a peg?&mdash;&ldquo;well,
- sir, our business is very simple, and can be stated in a very few words.
- The amount of it is simply this. My friend Gregory Brace, being the only
- child of Edward Brace, deceased, who was a son of your mother, Aurore
- Brace, deceased, is, equally with yourself, the heir and next-of-kin of
- the said decedent, and would, in the event of her having died intestate,
- divide share and share alike with you whatever property she left. Now,
- sir, we have caused a search to be made in the records of the Probate
- Court of this County, and we find that the said decedent did in fact die
- intestate. It, therefore, became your duty to petition for Letters of
- Administration upon her estate; to cite Gregory Brace to show cause why
- such Letters should not be issued; to cause a guardian <i>ad litem</i> to
- be appointed to act for him in the proceedings; to cause a permanent
- guardian to be appointed for him after the issuance of said Letters; and
- then to apply the rents, profits, and income of one undivided half of the
- estate of said decedent to his support, maintenance and education,
- allowing what excess there might be to accrue to his benefit. Well, sir,
- examination proves that you have performed none of these duties; that you
- have illegally and without warrant or authority possessed yourself of the
- whole of said estate, thereby committing a fraud upon the said Gregory
- Brace, and violating the statutes in such case made and provided. And now,
- sir, we have come here to give you notice that it is our intention to put
- this matter at once into the hands of an attorney, with directions that he
- proceed against you, both criminally and civilly.&rdquo; Uncle Peter heard
- Ripley through without interrupting, though an ugly smile flickered about
- his lips. When Rip had done, he lay back in his chair, and gave a loud
- harsh laugh. Then he drew a long, mock-respectful face, and in a very dry,
- sarcastic manner spoke as follows:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, my young friend, you talk like a book. And what profound and varied
- knowledge of the law you do possess, to be sure! Why, I must congratulate
- my nephew upon having found such an able and sagacious advocate. And
- really, I cannot see the necessity of your calling in the services of an
- attorney, for a person of your distinguished calibre ought certainly to be
- equal to conducting this dual prosecution, both civil and criminal,
- single-handed. My sakes alive!&rdquo; he cried, with a sudden change of tone and
- bearing. &ldquo;Do you know what I've a great mind to do with you and your
- client, my fine young fellow? I've a great mind to cane you both within an
- inch of your precious lives, and send you skulking away, with your tails
- between your legs, like two whipped puppies. But, bless me, no! You're
- neither of you worth the trouble. So I'll spare my rod, and spoil your
- fancy, by giving you a small measure of information. Now, then, pray tell
- me, Mr. Advocate, what is your valuation of the property which the 'said
- decedent' left?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Ripley, nothing daunted, answered, &ldquo;At least a hundred thousand dollars.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At least a hundred thousand dollars,&rdquo; repeated Uncle Peter; &ldquo;well, that's
- a pretty sum. Well, now, what would you say, my learned friend, if I
- should tell you that she didn't leave a penny?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should say it was very extraordinary, and that I couldn't believe it.
- She was the widow of a wealthy man. She lived in good style. It stands to
- reason that she couldn't have died penniless.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so it does; it stands to reason, as you say; and yet penniless she
- was when she died, and penniless she had been for ten years before; and if
- she lived in good style, it was because I paid the bills; and if this
- young cub, my nephew, wore good clothes and ate good dinners, it was my
- charity he had to thank. Little by little, stick by stick, my mother
- disposed of all the property her husband left her, selling the bulk of it
- to me, and sending the proceeds to France, to help to reconstruct the
- fortunes of her family there, who were ruined by the revolution. She was a
- pauper when she died; and that's why I took out no Letters of
- Administration&mdash;because there was nothing to administrate upon.
- There, now I've told you more than I was under any obligation to; and now,
- both of you, get out!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, Greg,&rdquo; said Rip, &ldquo;let's go.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We went. Out of doors, I began, &ldquo;Well, Rip&rdquo;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Greg,&rdquo; Rip interrupted, &ldquo;we've been on a fool's errand, a
- wild-goose chase, and the less said about it the better.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I&mdash;I'm not rich, after all?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's what's the matter, Greg. If she didn't leave any property&mdash;you
- see, we took it for granted that she did&mdash;why, there's nothing for
- you to inherit. It's too bad, old fellow; but then, you're no worse off
- than you were in the beginning. Anyhow, there's no use crying over spilt
- milk. Come on; let's take the afternoon train to New York.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So my fine castle in the air had fallen to pieces like a house of cards. I
- tell you, it was a mighty crest-fallen young gentleman, in a very humble
- frame of mind, who sat next to Arthur Ripley that afternoon in the train
- that was speeding to New York.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI&mdash;MY UNCLE FLORIMOND.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>es, indeed, it was
- a very crest-fallen youth who accompanied Arthur Ripley back to New York
- that bright summer afternoon, and who toward bed-time that evening stole
- quietly into Mr. Finkelstein's shop. It was hard work under the
- circumstances to return to Mr. Finkelstein's. I had to swallow my pride in
- doing so, and it proved to be an exceedingly unpalatable dose. I had
- expected to return a young prince, in princely style, to dazzle my
- plebeian friends with my magnificence, and overwhelm them with my
- bounteous generosity; and now, in point of fact, I came back poorer than I
- had gone away, a beggar and a dependent, one who would be homeless and
- penniless if they should refuse to take him in. It was a dreadful
- come-down. I think, if there had been anywhere else for me to go, I should
- never have returned to Mr. Finkelstein's at all, it mortified my vanity so
- cruelly to have to do it. I felt as though I should like to seek out some
- obscure hiding-place in the remotest quarter of the world, and bury myself
- there forever from the sight of men. &ldquo;O, Rip!&rdquo; I cried, &ldquo;I should just
- like to bag my head.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, as I opened the shop door, the bell above it must needs tinkle;
- and in response to this summons Mr. Finkelstein himself issued from the
- parlor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Kraikory!&rdquo; he exclaimed at sight of me. &ldquo;Back so soon? Ach! I
- tought it was a customer. Vail, it's you yourself, and no mistake about
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; I replied, &ldquo;we came back on the train this afternoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ach, so? You came back on de train dis aifternoon? Vail, vail, valk in,
- set down, make yourself to home. Vail, Kraik-ory, I'm real glaid to see
- you. Vail, it's all right, I suppose? You got de money, hey? Vail, was it
- more or less as you expected? Was it fifty tousand, or a hundred, or maybe
- only terventy-fife? Vail, set down and tell me all about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;N-no, sir,&rdquo; I began, rather tremulously; &ldquo;it&mdash;we&mdash;there&mdash;there
- was a mistake. She&mdash;I mean to say my grandmother&mdash;she didn't
- leave any money, after all. She didn't have any to leave. She was quite
- poor, instead of rich, and&mdash;and my Uncle Peter, he supported her. He
- owned the house and everything. He had bought it from her, and she had
- sent the money to France. So&mdash;I&mdash;that is&mdash;you see&rdquo;&mdash;I
- broke down. I could get no further.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ach, dere, dere, Kraikory,&rdquo; cried Mr. Finkelstein, as my emotion betrayed
- itself, and he laid his hand caressingly upon my shoulder; &ldquo;dere, dere,
- don't you go feel baid about it, my dear little poy.&rdquo; Then he caught
- himself up. &ldquo;Excuse me, Kraikory; I didn't mean to call you a little poy;
- I forgot. But don't you go feel baid about it, all de same. You ain't no
- vorse off as you was before already. Put it down to experience, Kraikory,
- sharsh it to experience. It's allright. You got a comfortable home here by
- me. You needn't feel so awful about it. Come, sheer up, Kraikory. Don't
- tink about it no more. Come along inside mit me, and Henrietta will get
- you somedings to eat. We ain't got no faitted caif to kill in your honor,
- Kraikory, but we got some of de finest liver sowsage in de United States
- of America; and ainyhow, Kraikory, veal is a fearful dry meat. Ach, dere,
- dere, for mercy's sake, don't you feel baid. I get off a shoke shust on
- purpose to make you laif, and you don't naifer notice it. Ach, Kraikory,
- don't feel baid. I simply hate to see you feel baid, Kraikory; I simply
- cain't staind it. I give ten tousand tollars right out of my own pocket
- sooner as see you feel baid, Kraikory; I'm so fond of you, don't you
- understand?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- My heart melted all at once like ice in sunshine. Tears sprang to my eyes.
- &ldquo;Oh! my dear, dear Mr. Finkelstein,&rdquo; I sobbed, &ldquo;you are so good to me. Oh!
- can&mdash;can you ever&mdash;for&mdash;forgive the&mdash;the way I've
- acted? I&mdash;I'm&mdash;I'm so sorry for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My kracious, Kraikory, don't talk like dot. If you talk like dot, you
- make me aict so foolish I be ashamed to show my face. You make me cry like
- a raikular old voman, Kraikory; you aictually vill. Ach, dere I go. Ach,
- my kracious! Ach! I cain't help it. Ach, what&mdash;what an old fool I
- am.... Kraikory&mdash;my boy&mdash;my son&mdash;come here, Kraikory&mdash;come
- here to me. O, Kraikory! I loaf you like a fader. O, Kraikory! you know
- what I tought? I tought I loast you foraifer, Kraikory. O, Kraikory! I'm
- so glaid to haif you back. Ach, Kraikory, God is good.&rdquo; The tears rolled
- downward from his dear old eyes, and pattered like rain-drops upon my
- cheeks. He had clasped me in his arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- From that hour I took up my old place at Mr. Finkelstein's, in a humbler,
- healthier, and, on the whole, happier frame of mind than I had known for
- many a long day before. My heart had been touched, and my conscience
- smitten, by his loving kindness.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was sincerely remorseful for the ungrateful manner in which I had
- behaved toward him, and for the unworthy sentiments that I had cherished.
- I strove honestly, by amending my conduct, to do what I could in the way'
- of atonement.
- </p>
- <p>
- Incidentally, moreover, my little adventure had brought me face to face
- with some of the naked facts of life. In a grim and vivid tableau it had
- shown me what a helpless and dependent creature I was; how for the sheer
- necessities of food, shelter and clothing I must rely upon the charity of
- other people. I tried now to make myself of real value to my patron, of
- real use in the shop and about the house, and thus in some measure to
- render an equivalent for what he did for me. Instead of going off
- afternoons to amuse myself with Ripley, I would remain at home to improve
- such chances as I had to be of service to Mr. Finkelstein. I would play
- the hand-organ for him, or read aloud to him, or take charge of the shop,
- while he slept, or enjoyed his game of pinochle with Mr. Flisch. And in my
- moments of leisure I would study a dog-eared fourth-hand copy of Munson's
- <i>Complete Phonographer</i> that I had bought; for I had long thought
- that I should like to learn short-hand, and had even devoted a good deal
- of time to mastering the rudiments of that art; and I fancied that, by
- much diligent practice now, I might hasten forward the day when I should
- be able to earn my own livelihood, and thus cease to be a burden upon my
- friends. Indeed, I could already write as many as sixty words a minute
- with perfect ease.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mr. Finkelstein did not altogether approve of my assiduous industry, and
- used to warn me, &ldquo;Look out, Kraikory! It don't naifer pay to run a ting
- into de ground; it aictually don't. You study so hart, your head'll get
- more knowledge inside of it as it can hold, and den, de first ting you
- know, all of a sudden vun day, it'll svell up and bust. Ainy-how,
- Kraikory, dere's a proverp which goes, 'All vork and no play makes Shack a
- dull poy'; and dot's as true as you're alife, Kraikory; it aictually does.
- You better knock off dis aifternoon, Kraikory, and go haif some fun. It's
- Saiturday, ain't it? And dere's a maitinee, hey? Vail, why don't you go to
- de teayter?... How? You study so hart becoase you vant to get able to earn
- your living? Now look at here, Kraikory; don't you talk foolish. I got
- plenty money, ain't I? And I got a right to spend my money so as to get
- saitisfaiction out of it, hey? Vail, now look at here; dere ain't no vay
- of spending my money what'll give me so much saitisfaiction as to spend it
- to make you haippy and contented; dot's a solemn faict. You needn't vorry
- about earning your living. You ain't got to earn it for a great mainy
- years yet already&mdash;not till you get all done mit your education. And
- ainyhow, Kraikory, you do earn it. You mind de store, and you read out
- lout to me, and you keep me company; and, my kracious, you're such a
- shenu-wine musician, Kraikory, you got such a graind tailent for de
- haind-organ, I don't know how I'd get along midout you. I guess I haif to
- raise your sailary next New Years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was-only of a piece with Mr. Fin-kelstein's usual kindness. But I
- felt that I had abused his kindness in the past, and I was determined to
- abuse it no longer.
- </p>
- <p>
- I say I was happier than I had been for a long while before, and so I was.
- I was happier because I was more contented. My disappointment about the
- inheritance, though keen enough at the moment, did not last long. As Mr.
- Finkelstein had remarked, I was no worse off than I had been in the first
- place; and then, I derived a good deal of consolation from remembering
- what Uncle Peter had told me&mdash;that the money had gone to reconstruct
- the splendor of our house in France. My disappointment at seeing my
- meeting with Uncle Florimond again become a thing of the indefinite
- future, was deeper and more enduring. &ldquo;Alas,&rdquo; I sighed, with a heart sick
- for hope deferred, &ldquo;it seems as though I was never going to be able to go
- to him at all.&rdquo; And I gulped down a big lump that had gathered in my
- throat.
- </p>
- <p>
- Against Rosalind Earle I still nursed some foolish resentment. She had
- wished that I might have to eat humble pie. Well, her wish had come to
- pass; and I felt almost as though it were her fault that it had done so.
- She had said she didn't like me any more, and didn't care to have me call
- upon her any more. I took her at her word, and staid away, regarding
- myself in the light of a much-abused and injured person. So three or four
- weeks elapsed, and she and I never met. Then... Toward six o'clock one
- evening I was seated in the parlor, poring over my <i>Complete
- Phonogacipher</i>, when the door from the shop opened with a creak, and a
- light footstep became audible behind my chair. The next instant I heard
- Rosalind's voice, low and gentle, call my name.
- </p>
- <p>
- My heart began to flutter. I got up and turned around, and saw the dear
- little girl standing a yard distant from me, with her hand extended for me
- to take, and with her beautiful dark eyes fixed appealingly upon my face.
- I didn't speak; and I pretended not to see her hand; and I just stood
- still there, mute and pouting, like the sulky coxcomb and simpleton that I
- was.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rosalind allowed her hand to drop to her side, and a very pained look came
- over her face; and there was a frog in her voice, as she said, &ldquo;O,
- Gregory! you&mdash;you are still angry with me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O, no! I'm not angry with you,&rdquo; I answered, but in an offish tone; and
- that was true; I really wasn't angry with her the least bit any more. All
- my anger had evaporated at the sight of her face and the sound of her
- voice. But I didn't know how to unbend gracefully and without loss of
- dignity.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then&mdash;then why haven't you been to see me?&rdquo; she asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You said you didn't want me to come to see you any more.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I didn't mean it. You must have known I didn't mean it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you said it, anyhow. I don't care to go where I'm not wanted. When
- people say a thing, how am I to know they don't mean it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I said it when I was vexed. And what people say when they're vexed&mdash;other
- people ought not to count it. It isn't fair. And really and truly,
- Gregory, I didn't mean it; and I'm sorry I said it; and I'm sorry I spoke
- to you the way I did; and&mdash;and that's why I've come here, Gregory;
- I've come to ask your pardon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! certainly; don't mention it; no apology's necessary,&rdquo; I said. I would
- have given anything to have taken her in my arms, and kissed her, and
- begged her pardon; but I was too stiff-necked and self-conscious.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And then,&rdquo; she went on, &ldquo;after you came back from Norwich, and Mr. Flisch
- told me what Mr. Finkelstein had told him&mdash;about how disappointed you
- had been, and everything&mdash;I&mdash;I felt so sorry for you, Gregory,
- and so sorry that I had spoken to you that way; and I wanted to come right
- over, and tell you I didn't mean it, and beg your pardon, and ask you to
- make up with me; but I thought maybe you mightn't like it, and that you
- might be angry with me, and&mdash;and not&mdash;not&mdash;I don't know;
- but anyway, I didn't come. And then I just hoped and hoped all the time
- that maybe you would come to see me; but you never did. And then at last I
- just couldn't wait any longer, I felt so guilty and sorry and everything;
- and&mdash;and so I stopped in on my way home to day; and, O, Gregory! I
- really didn't mean to hurt your feelings, and I hope you'll forgive me,
- Gregory, and not be angry with me any more.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- By this time I had gone up, and taken her in my arms; and, &ldquo;O, Rosalind!&rdquo;
- I cried, &ldquo;don't talk like that. You&mdash;you make me feel so ashamed. You&mdash;you
- humiliate me so. What you said to me that day&mdash;it was just right. You
- were just right, and I was wrong. And I deserved to have you talk to me
- ten times worse, I was so horrid and stuck-up and everything. And I&mdash;I'm
- awfully sorry. And I've wanted&mdash;I've wanted to go and see you all the
- time, and tell you I was sorry; only&mdash;only I don't know&mdash;I
- suppose I was too proud. And I just hope that you'll forgive me, and
- forgive the way I acted here to-day a little while ago, and&mdash;O,
- Rosalind! I'm so glad to be friends with you again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!&rdquo; exclaimed Mr. Finkelstein, entering from the shop. &ldquo;Hugging and
- kissing each udder! Vail, my kracious! Vail, if I aifer! Vail, dot beats
- de deck! Oh! you needn't take no notice of me. You needn't stop on my
- account. I don't mind it. I been dere myself already, when I was your age.
- You needn't bloosh like dot, Rosie; dough it's mighty becoming to you,
- dot's a faict. And, Kraikory, you needn't look so sheebish. You ain't done
- nodings to be ashamed of. And I'm awful sorry I came in shust when I did,
- and inderrubded you; only I didn't know what you was doing, as you haidn't
- notified me, and I vanted to speak to Kraikory about a little maitter of
- business. Dere's an old feller outside dere in de store what cain't talk
- no English; and I guess he was a Frenchman; so I tought I'd get Kraikory
- to come along and aisk him what he vants, if you could spare him, Rosie&mdash;hey?&rdquo;
- So Rosalind and I followed Mr. Finkelstein into the shop.
- </p>
- <p>
- A tall, thin, and very poor-looking old man stood before the counter,
- resting his hands upon it&mdash;small and well-shaped hands, but so
- fleshless that you could have counted the bones in them, and across which
- the blue, distended veins stretched like wires. His stove-pipe hat was
- worn and lustreless; his black frock coat was threadbare, and whitish
- along the seams. His old-fashioned standing collar was frayed at the edge;
- and a red mark on each side of his neck, beneath his ears, showed that the
- frayed edge had chafed his skin. His face was colorless and emaciated; his
- eyes, sunken deep under his brows, had a weary, sad, half-frightened look
- in them that compelled your pity. His moustache and imperial were as white
- as snow. A very forlorn, pathetic, poor-looking old man, indeed. Yet there
- was also something refined, dignified, and even courtly in his appearance;
- and I thought to myself that he had seen better days; and my heart ached
- for him. It was with an unwonted gentleness that I inquired: &ldquo;You are
- French, Monsieur? I put myself at your service.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His sad old eyes fixed themselves eagerly upon mine, and in a quavering
- old voice he answered, &ldquo;<i>Je cherche un jeune homme qui s'appelle
- Grégoire Brace</i>&rdquo;&mdash;I seek a young man named Gregory Brace. &ldquo;<i>C'est
- ici que il demeure?</i>&rdquo;&mdash;It is here that he lives?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Mais oui, monsieur: c'est moi</i>&rdquo; &ldquo;&mdash;it is I,&rdquo; I said; and
- wondering what in the world he could want with me, I waited for him to go
- on.
- </p>
- <p>
- His eyes opened a little wider, and a light flashed in them. He seemed to
- be struggling with an emotion that made it impossible for him to speak.
- His throat, I could see, gave two or three convulsive swallows. Then his
- lips parted, his eyes grew dim with tears, and very huskily, bending
- forward, he demanded, &ldquo;<i>Et&mdash;et vous ne me connaissez pas?</i>&rdquo;&mdash;And
- you do not know me?
- </p>
- <p>
- I scanned his face carefully. I could not recognize it. I shook my head. &ldquo;<i>Mais
- non, monsieur</i>&mdash;I do not think that I have ever seen you before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, that is true. But I hoped that you might know me, nevertheless....
- Gregory, it is I; it is thy uncle&mdash;de la Bourbonnaye.&rdquo; And he
- stretched out his two arms, to embrace me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0011" id="linkimage-0011"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0193.jpg" alt="0193 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0193.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!... Thou!... My&mdash;my Uncle&mdash;Florimond!... Oh!&rdquo; I gasped. My
- heart bounded terribly. My head swam. The objects round about began to
- dance bewilderingly to and fro. The floor under my feet rocked like the
- deck of a ship. There was a loud continuous ringing in my ears.... But
- still I saw the figure of that sad old man standing there motionless, with
- arms outstretched toward me, waiting. A thousand unutterable emotions were
- battling in my heart; a thousand incoherent thoughts were racing through
- my brain. This poor old man my Uncle Florimond! This poor old man&mdash;in
- threadbare cloth and tattered linen.... Then suddenly an impulse mastered
- me. I rushed forward, and threw myself upon his breast, and&mdash;like a
- schoolgirl&mdash;fell to weeping.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, as the French proverb says, everything comes at last to him who
- knows how to wait. To me at last had come the moment for which I had
- waited so many years; and I stood face to face with my Uncle Florimond,
- with the hero of my imagination, the Marquis de la Bourbonnaye. But in
- place of the rich and powerful nobleman whom I had dreamed of, the dashing
- soldier, the brilliant courtier, I found the poor decrepit aged man whom
- you have seen. &ldquo;Thou knowest, my Gregory,&rdquo; he explained to me. by and by,
- &ldquo;since the overthrow of the legitimate monarchy by the first revolution,
- our family has never been rich. In 1792, upon the eve of the Terror, my
- father emigrated from the beautiful France, and sought refuge in Sweden,
- where I and my sister were born, and where he remained until 1815. Upon
- the restoration we returned to our fatherland; but our chateaux of which
- we counted no fewer than three, had been burned, our hôtel in Paris
- sacked, our wealth confiscated and dissipated, by those barbarians, those
- assassins, those incendiaries, and we possessed scarcely even the
- wherewithal to live. It was for that that we consented to the misalliance
- made by our Aurore in espousing thy grandfather, Philip Brace. American
- and bourgeois that he was, in admitting him to our connection, our family
- suffered the first disgrace of its history. Yet without dowry, my sister
- could never have married her equal in France, and would most likely have
- become a nun. But that excellent Brace, he loved her so much, her station
- was so high, his own so low, he was happy to obtain her hand at any terms.
- She, too, reciprocated his affection; he was indeed a fine fellow; and the
- marriage was accomplished.... It is now some ten years since, by the
- goodness of my beloved sister, I was enabled to amass a sufficient sum to
- purchase for myself an annuity of six thousand francs as a provision for
- my age. But behold, the other day&mdash;it is now about two months ago,
- perhaps&mdash;the annuity company goes into bankruptcy; and I am left
- absolutely without a <i>sou</i>. So I am come to America to seek an asylum
- with my sister's son, Peter. I am arrived to-day even, aboard the
- steamship La Touraine. Figure to thyself that, fault of money, I have been
- forced to make the passage second class! To-morrow I shall proceed to
- Norr-veesh.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have you written to Uncle Peter to expect you?&rdquo; I inquired.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Mais non!</i> I have not thought it necessary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a man altogether singular, my Uncle Peter,&rdquo; I went on, &ldquo;and truly I
- think that you will do better to rest here at New York a few days, in
- attending a response to the letter which I counsel you to send him. He
- loves not the surprises, my Uncle Peter.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall do all as thou desirest, my good Gregory,&rdquo; said Uncle Florimond;
- and he dispatched a letter to his nephew, Peter Brace, that very evening,
- setting forth the state of his affairs, and declaring his intention to go
- to Norwich.
- </p>
- <p>
- That night and the next he slept in Mr. Finkelstein's spare bedroom. On
- the evening of the third day an answer came from Uncle Peter, professing
- his inability to do anything to assist his mother's brother, and
- emphatically discouraging his proposed visit to Norwich. Uncle Florimond
- could hardly believe his senses. &ldquo;Ah! such cruelty, such lack of heart,&rdquo;
- he cried, &ldquo;it is impossible.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, Kraikory,&rdquo; said Mr. Finkelstein, &ldquo;de only ting is, he'll haif to
- settle down here, and live mit me and you. He can keep dot spare room, and
- we'll make him as comfortable as we know how. Tell him I be prout to haif
- him for my guest as long as he'll stay.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; I answered, &ldquo;I can't let you go to work and saddle yourself with my
- relatives as well as with me. I must pitch in and support him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, my kracious, Kraikory, what can you do? You're only fifteen years
- old. You couldn't earn more as tree or four tollars a veek if you vorked
- all de time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! yes, I could. You forget that I've been studying short-hand; and I
- can write sixty words a minute; and Mr. Marx will get me a position as a
- short-hand writer in some office down-town; and then I could earn eight
- dollars a week at least.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Vail, my kracious, dot's a faict. Vail, dot's simply immense. Vail, I'm
- mighty glaid now you kept on studying and didn't take my advice. Vail,
- ainyhow, Kraikory, you and him can go on living here by me, and den when
- you're able you can pay boart&mdash;hey? And say, Kraikory, I always had a
- sort of an idea dot I like to learn Frainch; and maybe he'd give me
- lessons, hey? Aisk him what he'd sharsh.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, my Gregory,&rdquo; sighed Uncle Florimond, &ldquo;I am desolated. To become a
- burden upon thy young shoulders&mdash;it is terrible.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I beseech you, my dearest uncle, do not say such things. I love you with
- all my heart. It is my greatest happiness to have you near me. And hold,
- you are going to gain your own livelihood. Mr. Finkelstein here wishes to
- know what you will charge to give him French lessons.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I guess I join de class,&rdquo; said Mr. Marx, when he heard of his
- father-in-law's studies.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So will I,&rdquo; said Mrs. Marx.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I guess I come in too,&rdquo; said Mr. Flisch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I want to learn French ever so much,&rdquo; said Rosalind.
- </p>
- <p>
- [Ill 0006]
- </p>
- <p>
- So a class was formed; and a Marquis de la Bourbonnaye, for the first
- time, no doubt, in the history of that ancient family, ate bread that he
- had earned by the sweat of his brow. It was a funny and yet a pathetic
- sight to see him laboring with his pupils. He was very gentle and very
- patient; but by the melancholy expression of his eyes, I knew that the
- outrages they committed upon his native language sank deep into his own
- soul. He and Mr. Finkelstein became great friends. I think they used to
- play cards together quite six hours every day. Uncle Florimond had studied
- English as a lad at school; and by and by he screwed his courage to the
- sticking place, and began to talk that tongue. It was as good as a play to
- hear him and Mr. Finkelstein converse together.
- </p>
- <p>
- In due time, surely enough, Mr. Marx procured a situation for me as
- stenographer in a banking-house down-town. My salary, to start with, was
- seven dollars a week. Joining that to what Uncle Florimond earned, we had
- enough to support us in comparative comfort and without loss of
- self-respect.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now Mrs. Gregory Brace, who is looking over my shoulder, and whose
- first name is Rosalind, and whose maiden-name was Earle, warns me that the
- point is reached where I must write
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END.
- </h3>
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