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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Doctor's Dilemma: Preface on Doctors, by
+George Bernard Shaw
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+Title: The Doctor's Dilemma: Preface on Doctors
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+Author: George Bernard Shaw
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+Release Date: March 26, 2009 [EBook #5069]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PREFACE TO DOCTOR'S DILEMMA ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Eve Sobol, and David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ THE DOCTOR'S DILEMMA: <br /><br /><big>PREFACE ON DOCTORS</big>
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ By Bernard Shaw
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ 1909
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <big><b>CONTENTS</b></big>
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> DOUBTFUL CHARACTER BORNE BY THE MEDICAL
+ PROFESSION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> DOCTOR'S CONSCIENCES </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> THE PECULIAR PEOPLE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> RECOIL OF THE DOGMA OF MEDICAL INFALLIBILITY
+ ON THE DOCTOR </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> WHY DOCTORS DO NOT DIFFER </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> THE CRAZE FOR OPERATIONS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> CREDULITY AND CHLOROFORM </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> MEDICAL POVERTY </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> THE SUCCESSFUL DOCTOR </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SELF-RESPECT IN SURGEONS
+ </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> ARE DOCTORS MEN OF SCIENCE? </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> BACTERIOLOGY AS A SUPERSTITION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> ECONOMIC DIFFICULTIES OF IMMUNIZATION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> THE PERILS OF INOCULATION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0015"> DOCTORS AND VIVISECTION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0016"> THE PRIMITIVE SAVAGE MOTIVE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0017"> THE HIGHER MOTIVE. THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE. </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0018"> THE FLAW IN THE ARGUMENT </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0019"> LIMITATIONS OF THE RIGHT TO KNOWLEDGE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0020"> A FALSE ALTERNATIVE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0021"> OUR OWN CRUELTIES </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0022"> THE SCIENTIFIC INVESTIGATION OF CRUELTY </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0023"> ROUTINE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0024"> THE OLD LINE BETWEEN MAN AND BEAST </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0025"> VIVISECTING THE HUMAN SUBJECT </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0026"> "THE LIE IS A EUROPEAN POWER" </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0027"> AN ARGUMENT WHICH WOULD DEFEND ANY CRIME </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0028"> THOU ART THE MAN </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0029"> WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS AND WILL NOT GET </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0030"> THE VACCINATION CRAZE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0031"> STATISTICAL ILLUSIONS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0032"> THE SURPRISES OF ATTENTION AND NEGLECT </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0033"> STEALING CREDIT FROM CIVILIZATION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0034"> BIOMETRIKA </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0035"> PATIENT-MADE THERAPEUTICS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0036"> THE REFORMS ALSO COME FROM THE LAITY </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0037"> FASHIONS AND EPIDEMICS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0038"> THE DOCTOR'S VIRTUES </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0039"> THE DOCTOR'S HARDSHIPS </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0040"> THE PUBLIC DOCTOR </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0041"> MEDICAL ORGANIZATION </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0042"> THE SOCIAL SOLUTION OF THE MEDICAL PROBLEM
+ </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0043"> THE FUTURE OF PRIVATE PRACTICE </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0044"> THE TECHNICAL PROBLEM </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0045"> THE LATEST THEORIES </a>
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is not the fault of our doctors that the medical service of the
+ community, as at present provided for, is a murderous absurdity. That any
+ sane nation, having observed that you could provide for the supply of
+ bread by giving bakers a pecuniary interest in baking for you, should go
+ on to give a surgeon a pecuniary interest in cutting off your leg, is
+ enough to make one despair of political humanity. But that is precisely
+ what we have done. And the more appalling the mutilation, the more the
+ mutilator is paid. He who corrects the ingrowing toe-nail receives a few
+ shillings: he who cuts your inside out receives hundreds of guineas,
+ except when he does it to a poor person for practice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Scandalized voices murmur that these operations are necessary. They may
+ be. It may also be necessary to hang a man or pull down a house. But we
+ take good care not to make the hangman and the housebreaker the judges of
+ that. If we did, no man's neck would be safe and no man's house stable.
+ But we do make the doctor the judge, and fine him anything from sixpence
+ to several hundred guineas if he decides in our favor. I cannot knock my
+ shins severely without forcing on some surgeon the difficult question,
+ "Could I not make a better use of a pocketful of guineas than this man is
+ making of his leg? Could he not write as well&mdash;or even better&mdash;on
+ one leg than on two? And the guineas would make all the difference in the
+ world to me just now. My wife&mdash;my pretty ones&mdash;the leg may
+ mortify&mdash;it is always safer to operate&mdash;he will be well in a
+ fortnight&mdash;artificial legs are now so well made that they are really
+ better than natural ones&mdash;evolution is towards motors and
+ leglessness, etc., etc., etc."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now there is no calculation that an engineer can make as to the behavior
+ of a girder under a strain, or an astronomer as to the recurrence of a
+ comet, more certain than the calculation that under such circumstances we
+ shall be dismembered unnecessarily in all directions by surgeons who
+ believe the operations to be necessary solely because they want to perform
+ them. The process metaphorically called bleeding the rich man is performed
+ not only metaphorically but literally every day by surgeons who are quite
+ as honest as most of us. After all, what harm is there in it? The surgeon
+ need not take off the rich man's (or woman's) leg or arm: he can remove
+ the appendix or the uvula, and leave the patient none the worse after a
+ fortnight or so in bed, whilst the nurse, the general practitioner, the
+ apothecary, and the surgeon will be the better.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ DOUBTFUL CHARACTER BORNE BY THE MEDICAL PROFESSION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Again I hear the voices indignantly muttering old phrases about the high
+ character of a noble profession and the honor and conscience of its
+ members. I must reply that the medical profession has not a high
+ character: it has an infamous character. I do not know a single thoughtful
+ and well-informed person who does not feel that the tragedy of illness at
+ present is that it delivers you helplessly into the hands of a profession
+ which you deeply mistrust, because it not only advocates and practises the
+ most revolting cruelties in the pursuit of knowledge, and justifies them
+ on grounds which would equally justify practising the same cruelties on
+ yourself or your children, or burning down London to test a patent fire
+ extinguisher, but, when it has shocked the public, tries to reassure it
+ with lies of breath-bereaving brazenness. That is the character the
+ medical profession has got just now. It may be deserved or it may not:
+ there it is at all events, and the doctors who have not realized this are
+ living in a fool's paradise. As to the humor and conscience of doctors,
+ they have as much as any other class of men, no more and no less. And what
+ other men dare pretend to be impartial where they have a strong pecuniary
+ interest on one side? Nobody supposes that doctors are less virtuous than
+ judges; but a judge whose salary and reputation depended on whether the
+ verdict was for plaintiff or defendant, prosecutor or prisoner, would be
+ as little trusted as a general in the pay of the enemy. To offer me a
+ doctor as my judge, and then weight his decision with a bribe of a large
+ sum of money and a virtual guarantee that if he makes a mistake it can
+ never be proved against him, is to go wildly beyond the ascertained strain
+ which human nature will bear. It is simply unscientific to allege or
+ believe that doctors do not under existing circumstances perform
+ unnecessary operations and manufacture and prolong lucrative illnesses.
+ The only ones who can claim to be above suspicion are those who are so
+ much sought after that their cured patients are immediately replaced by
+ fresh ones. And there is this curious psychological fact to be remembered:
+ a serious illness or a death advertizes the doctor exactly as a hanging
+ advertizes the barrister who defended the person hanged. Suppose, for
+ example, a royal personage gets something wrong with his throat, or has a
+ pain in his inside. If a doctor effects some trumpery cure with a wet
+ compress or a peppermint lozenge nobody takes the least notice of him. But
+ if he operates on the throat and kills the patient, or extirpates an
+ internal organ and keeps the whole nation palpitating for days whilst the
+ patient hovers in pain and fever between life and death, his fortune is
+ made: every rich man who omits to call him in when the same symptoms
+ appear in his household is held not to have done his utmost duty to the
+ patient. The wonder is that there is a king or queen left alive in Europe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ DOCTOR'S CONSCIENCES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is another difficulty in trusting to the honor and conscience of a
+ doctor. Doctors are just like other Englishmen: most of them have no honor
+ and no conscience: what they commonly mistake for these is sentimentality
+ and an intense dread of doing anything that everybody else does not do, or
+ omitting to do anything that everybody else does. This of course does
+ amount to a sort of working or rule-of-thumb conscience; but it means that
+ you will do anything, good or bad, provided you get enough people to keep
+ you in countenance by doing it also. It is the sort of conscience that
+ makes it possible to keep order on a pirate ship, or in a troop of
+ brigands. It may be said that in the last analysis there is no other sort
+ of honor or conscience in existence&mdash;that the assent of the majority
+ is the only sanction known to ethics. No doubt this holds good in
+ political practice. If mankind knew the facts, and agreed with the
+ doctors, then the doctors would be in the right; and any person who
+ thought otherwise would be a lunatic. But mankind does not agree, and does
+ not know the facts. All that can be said for medical popularity is that
+ until there is a practicable alternative to blind trust in the doctor, the
+ truth about the doctor is so terrible that we dare not face it. Moliere
+ saw through the doctors; but he had to call them in just the same.
+ Napoleon had no illusions about them; but he had to die under their
+ treatment just as much as the most credulous ignoramus that ever paid
+ sixpence for a bottle of strong medicine. In this predicament most people,
+ to save themselves from unbearable mistrust and misery, or from being
+ driven by their conscience into actual conflict with the law, fall back on
+ the old rule that if you cannot have what you believe in you must believe
+ in what you have. When your child is ill or your wife dying, and you
+ happen to be very fond of them, or even when, if you are not fond of them,
+ you are human enough to forget every personal grudge before the spectacle
+ of a fellow creature in pain or peril, what you want is comfort,
+ reassurance, something to clutch at, were it but a straw. This the doctor
+ brings you. You have a wildly urgent feeling that something must be done;
+ and the doctor does something. Sometimes what he does kills the patient;
+ but you do not know that; and the doctor assures you that all that human
+ skill could do has been done. And nobody has the brutality to say to the
+ newly bereft father, mother, husband, wife, brother, or sister, "You have
+ killed your lost darling by your credulity."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE PECULIAR PEOPLE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Besides, the calling in of the doctor is now compulsory except in cases
+ where the patient is an adult&mdash;and not too ill to decide the steps to
+ be taken. We are subject to prosecution for manslaughter or for criminal
+ neglect if the patient dies without the consolations of the medical
+ profession. This menace is kept before the public by the Peculiar People.
+ The Peculiars, as they are called, have gained their name by believing
+ that the Bible is infallible, and taking their belief quite seriously. The
+ Bible is very clear as to the treatment of illness. The Epistle of James;
+ chapter v., contains the following explicit directions:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 14. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the Church; and
+ let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 15. And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise
+ him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Peculiars obey these instructions and dispense with doctors. They are
+ therefore prosecuted for manslaughter when their children die.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I was a young man, the Peculiars were usually acquitted. The
+ prosecution broke down when the doctor in the witness box was asked
+ whether, if the child had had medical attendance, it would have lived. It
+ was, of course, impossible for any man of sense and honor to assume divine
+ omniscience by answering this in the affirmative, or indeed pretending to
+ be able to answer it at all. And on this the judge had to instruct the
+ jury that they must acquit the prisoner. Thus a judge with a keen sense of
+ law (a very rare phenomenon on the Bench, by the way) was spared the
+ possibility of leaving to sentence one prisoner (under the Blasphemy laws)
+ for questioning the authority of Scripture, and another for ignorantly and
+ superstitiously accepting it as a guide to conduct. To-day all this is
+ changed. The doctor never hesitates to claim divine omniscience, nor to
+ clamor for laws to punish any scepticism on the part of laymen. A modern
+ doctor thinks nothing of signing the death certificate of one of his own
+ diphtheria patients, and then going into the witness box and swearing a
+ peculiar into prison for six months by assuring the jury, on oath, that if
+ the prisoner's child, dead of diphtheria, had been placed under his
+ treatment instead of that of St. James, it would not have lived. And he
+ does so not only with impunity, but with public applause, though the
+ logical course would be to prosecute him either for the murder of his own
+ patient or for perjury in the case of St. James. Yet no barrister,
+ apparently, dreams of asking for the statistics of the relative
+ case-mortality in diphtheria among the Peculiars and among the believers
+ in doctors, on which alone any valid opinion could be founded. The
+ barrister is as superstitious as the doctor is infatuated; and the
+ Peculiar goes unpitied to his cell, though nothing whatever has been
+ proved except that his child does without the interference of a doctor as
+ effectually as any of the hundreds of children who die every day of the
+ same diseases in the doctor's care.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ RECOIL OF THE DOGMA OF MEDICAL INFALLIBILITY ON THE DOCTOR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ On the other hand, when the doctor is in the dock, or is the defendant in
+ an action for malpractice, he has to struggle against the inevitable
+ result of his former pretences to infinite knowledge and unerring skill.
+ He has taught the jury and the judge, and even his own counsel, to believe
+ that every doctor can, with a glance at the tongue, a touch on the pulse,
+ and a reading of the clinical thermometer, diagnose with absolute
+ certainty a patient's complaint, also that on dissecting a dead body he
+ can infallibly put his finger on the cause of death, and, in cases where
+ poisoning is suspected, the nature of the poison used. Now all this
+ supposed exactness and infallibility is imaginary; and to treat a doctor
+ as if his mistakes were necessarily malicious or corrupt malpractices (an
+ inevitable deduction from the postulate that the doctor, being omniscient,
+ cannot make mistakes) is as unjust as to blame the nearest apothecary for
+ not being prepared to supply you with sixpenny-worth of the elixir of
+ life, or the nearest motor garage for not having perpetual motion on sale
+ in gallon tins. But if apothecaries and motor car makers habitually
+ advertized elixir of life and perpetual motion, and succeeded in creating
+ a strong general belief that they could supply it, they would find
+ themselves in an awkward position if they were indicted for allowing a
+ customer to die, or for burning a chauffeur by putting petrol into his
+ car. That is the predicament the doctor finds himself in when he has to
+ defend himself against a charge of malpractice by a plea of ignorance and
+ fallibility. His plea is received with flat credulity; and he gets little
+ sympathy, even from laymen who know, because he has brought the
+ incredulity on himself. If he escapes, he can only do so by opening the
+ eyes of the jury to the facts that medical science is as yet very
+ imperfectly differentiated from common curemongering witchcraft; that
+ diagnosis, though it means in many instances (including even the
+ identification of pathogenic bacilli under the microscope) only a choice
+ among terms so loose that they would not be accepted as definitions in any
+ really exact science, is, even at that, an uncertain and difficult matter
+ on which doctors often differ; and that the very best medical opinion and
+ treatment varies widely from doctor to doctor, one practitioner
+ prescribing six or seven scheduled poisons for so familiar a disease as
+ enteric fever where another will not tolerate drugs at all; one starving a
+ patient whom another would stuff; one urging an operation which another
+ would regard as unnecessary and dangerous; one giving alcohol and meat
+ which another would sternly forbid, etc., etc., etc.: all these
+ discrepancies arising not between the opinion of good doctors and bad ones
+ (the medical contention is, of course, that a bad doctor is an
+ impossibility), but between practitioners of equal eminence and authority.
+ Usually it is impossible to persuade the jury that these facts are facts.
+ Juries seldom notice facts; and they have been taught to regard any doubts
+ of the omniscience and omnipotence of doctors as blasphemy. Even the fact
+ that doctors themselves die of the very diseases they profess to cure
+ passes unnoticed. We do not shoot out our lips and shake our heads,
+ saying, "They save others: themselves they cannot save": their reputation
+ stands, like an African king's palace, on a foundation of dead bodies; and
+ the result is that the verdict goes against the defendant when the
+ defendant is a doctor accused of malpractice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Fortunately for the doctors, they very seldom find themselves in this
+ position, because it is so difficult to prove anything against them. The
+ only evidence that can decide a case of malpractice is expert evidence:
+ that is, the evidence of other doctors; and every doctor will allow a
+ colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of
+ professional etiquet by giving him away. It is the nurse who gives the
+ doctor away in private, because every nurse has some particular doctor
+ whom she likes; and she usually assures her patients that all the others
+ are disastrous noodles, and soothes the tedium of the sick-bed by gossip
+ about their blunders. She will even give a doctor away for the sake of
+ making the patient believe that she knows more than the doctor. But she
+ dare not, for her livelihood, give the doctor away in public. And the
+ doctors stand by one another at all costs. Now and then some doctor in an
+ unassailable position, like the late Sir William Gull, will go into the
+ witness box and say what he really thinks about the way a patient has been
+ treated; but such behavior is considered little short of infamous by his
+ colleagues.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ WHY DOCTORS DO NOT DIFFER
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The truth is, there would never be any public agreement among doctors if
+ they did not agree to agree on the main point of the doctor being always
+ in the right. Yet the two guinea man never thinks that the five shilling
+ man is right: if he did, he would be understood as confessing to an
+ overcharge of one pound seventeen shillings; and on the same ground the
+ five shilling man cannot encourage the notion that the owner of the
+ sixpenny surgery round the corner is quite up to his mark. Thus even the
+ layman has to be taught that infallibility is not quite infallible,
+ because there are two qualities of it to be had at two prices.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But there is no agreement even in the same rank at the same price. During
+ the first great epidemic of influenza towards the end of the nineteenth
+ century a London evening paper sent round a journalist-patient to all the
+ great consultants of that day, and published their advice and
+ prescriptions; a proceeding passionately denounced by the medical papers
+ as a breach of confidence of these eminent physicians. The case was the
+ same; but the prescriptions were different, and so was the advice. Now a
+ doctor cannot think his own treatment right and at the same time think his
+ colleague right in prescribing a different treatment when the patient is
+ the same. Anyone who has ever known doctors well enough to hear medical
+ shop talked without reserve knows that they are full of stories about each
+ other's blunders and errors, and that the theory of their omniscience and
+ omnipotence no more holds good among themselves than it did with Moliere
+ and Napoleon. But for this very reason no doctor dare accuse another of
+ malpractice. He is not sure enough of his own opinion to ruin another man
+ by it. He knows that if such conduct were tolerated in his profession no
+ doctor's livelihood or reputation would be worth a year's purchase. I do
+ not blame him: I would do the same myself. But the effect of this state of
+ things is to make the medical profession a conspiracy to hide its own
+ shortcomings. No doubt the same may be said of all professions. They are
+ all conspiracies against the laity; and I do not suggest that the medical
+ conspiracy is either better or worse than the military conspiracy, the
+ legal conspiracy, the sacerdotal conspiracy, the pedagogic conspiracy, the
+ royal and aristocratic conspiracy, the literary and artistic conspiracy,
+ and the innumerable industrial, commercial, and financial conspiracies,
+ from the trade unions to the great exchanges, which make up the huge
+ conflict which we call society. But it is less suspected. The Radicals who
+ used to advocate, as an indispensable preliminary to social reform, the
+ strangling of the last king with the entrails of the last priest,
+ substituted compulsory vaccination for compulsory baptism without a
+ murmur.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006">
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE CRAZE FOR OPERATIONS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Thus everything is on the side of the doctor. When men die of disease they
+ are said to die from natural causes. When they recover (and they mostly
+ do) the doctor gets the credit of curing them. In surgery all operations
+ are recorded as successful if the patient can be got out of the hospital
+ or nursing home alive, though the subsequent history of the case may be
+ such as would make an honest surgeon vow never to recommend or perform the
+ operation again. The large range of operations which consist of amputating
+ limbs and extirpating organs admits of no direct verification of their
+ necessity. There is a fashion in operations as there is in sleeves and
+ skirts: the triumph of some surgeon who has at last found out how to make
+ a once desperate operation fairly safe is usually followed by a rage for
+ that operation not only among the doctors, but actually among their
+ patients. There are men and women whom the operating table seems to
+ fascinate; half-alive people who through vanity, or hypochondria, or a
+ craving to be the constant objects of anxious attention or what not, lose
+ such feeble sense as they ever had of the value of their own organs and
+ limbs. They seem to care as little for mutilation as lobsters or lizards,
+ which at least have the excuse that they grow new claws and new tails if
+ they lose the old ones. Whilst this book was being prepared for the press
+ a case was tried in the Courts, of a man who sued a railway company for
+ damages because a train had run over him and amputated both his legs. He
+ lost his case because it was proved that he had deliberately contrived the
+ occurrence himself for the sake of getting an idler's pension at the
+ expense of the railway company, being too dull to realize how much more he
+ had to lose than to gain by the bargain even if he had won his case and
+ received damages above his utmost hopes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thus amazing case makes it possible to say, with some prospect of being
+ believed, that there is in the classes who can afford to pay for
+ fashionable operations a sprinkling of persons so incapable of
+ appreciating the relative importance of preserving their bodily integrity,
+ (including the capacity for parentage) and the pleasure of talking about
+ themselves and hearing themselves talked about as the heroes and heroines
+ of sensational operations, that they tempt surgeons to operate on them not
+ only with large fees, but with personal solicitation. Now it cannot be too
+ often repeated that when an operation is once performed, nobody can ever
+ prove that it was unnecessary. If I refuse to allow my leg to be
+ amputated, its mortification and my death may prove that I was wrong; but
+ if I let the leg go, nobody can ever prove that it would not have
+ mortified had I been obstinate. Operation is therefore the safe side for
+ the surgeon as well as the lucrative side. The result is that we hear of
+ "conservative surgeons" as a distinct class of practitioners who make it a
+ rule not to operate if they can possibly help it, and who are sought after
+ by the people who have vitality enough to regard an operation as a last
+ resort. But no surgeon is bound to take the conservative view. If he
+ believes that an organ is at best a useless survival, and that if he
+ extirpates it the patient will be well and none the worse in a fortnight,
+ whereas to await the natural cure would mean a month's illness, then he is
+ clearly justified in recommending the operation even if the cure without
+ operation is as certain as anything of the kind ever can be. Thus the
+ conservative surgeon and the radical or extirpatory surgeon may both be
+ right as far as the ultimate cure is concerned; so that their consciences
+ do not help them out of their differences.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ CREDULITY AND CHLOROFORM
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is no harder scientific fact in the world than the fact that belief
+ can be produced in practically unlimited quantity and intensity, without
+ observation or reasoning, and even in defiance of both, by the simple
+ desire to believe founded on a strong interest in believing. Everybody
+ recognizes this in the case of the amatory infatuations of the adolescents
+ who see angels and heroes in obviously (to others) commonplace and even
+ objectionable maidens and youths. But it holds good over the entire field
+ of human activity. The hardest-headed materialist will become a consulter
+ of table-rappers and slate-writers if he loses a child or a wife so
+ beloved that the desire to revive and communicate with them becomes
+ irresistible. The cobbler believes that there is nothing like leather. The
+ Imperialist who regards the conquest of England by a foreign power as the
+ worst of political misfortunes believes that the conquest of a foreign
+ power by England would be a boon to the conquered. Doctors are no more
+ proof against such illusions than other men. Can anyone then doubt that
+ under existing conditions a great deal of unnecessary and mischievous
+ operating is bound to go on, and that patients are encouraged to imagine
+ that modern surgery and anesthesia have made operations much less serious
+ matters than they really are? When doctors write or speak to the public
+ about operations, they imply, and often say in so many words, that
+ chloroform has made surgery painless. People who have been operated on
+ know better. The patient does not feel the knife, and the operation is
+ therefore enormously facilitated for the surgeon; but the patient pays for
+ the anesthesia with hours of wretched sickness; and when that is over
+ there is the pain of the wound made by the surgeon, which has to heal like
+ any other wound. This is why operating surgeons, who are usually out of
+ the house with their fee in their pockets before the patient has recovered
+ consciousness, and who therefore see nothing of the suffering witnessed by
+ the general practitioner and the nurse, occasionally talk of operations
+ very much as the hangman in Barnaby Rudge talked of executions, as if
+ being operated on were a luxury in sensation as well as in price.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MEDICAL POVERTY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ To make matters worse, doctors are hideously poor. The Irish gentleman
+ doctor of my boyhood, who took nothing less than a guinea, though he might
+ pay you four visits for it, seems to have no equivalent nowadays in
+ English society. Better be a railway porter than an ordinary English
+ general practitioner. A railway porter has from eighteen to twenty-three
+ shillings a week from the Company merely as a retainer; and his additional
+ fees from the public, if we leave the third-class twopenny tip out of
+ account (and I am by no means sure that even this reservation need be
+ made), are equivalent to doctor's fees in the case of second-class
+ passengers, and double doctor's fees in the case of first. Any class of
+ educated men thus treated tends to become a brigand class, and doctors are
+ no exception to the rule. They are offered disgraceful prices for advice
+ and medicine. Their patients are for the most part so poor and so ignorant
+ that good advice would be resented as impracticable and wounding. When you
+ are so poor that you cannot afford to refuse eighteenpence from a man who
+ is too poor to pay you any more, it is useless to tell him that what he or
+ his sick child needs is not medicine, but more leisure, better clothes,
+ better food, and a better drained and ventilated house. It is kinder to
+ give him a bottle of something almost as cheap as water, and tell him to
+ come again with another eighteenpence if it does not cure him. When you
+ have done that over and over again every day for a week, how much
+ scientific conscience have you left? If you are weak-minded enough to
+ cling desperately to your eighteenpence as denoting a certain social
+ superiority to the sixpenny doctor, you will be miserably poor all your
+ life; whilst the sixpenny doctor, with his low prices and quick turnover
+ of patients, visibly makes much more than you do and kills no more people.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A doctor's character can no more stand out against such conditions than
+ the lungs of his patients can stand out against bad ventilation. The only
+ way in which he can preserve his self-respect is by forgetting all he ever
+ learnt of science, and clinging to such help as he can give without cost
+ merely by being less ignorant and more accustomed to sick-beds than his
+ patients. Finally, he acquires a certain skill at nursing cases under
+ poverty-stricken domestic conditions, just as women who have been trained
+ as domestic servants in some huge institution with lifts, vacuum cleaners,
+ electric lighting, steam heating, and machinery that turns the kitchen
+ into a laboratory and engine house combined, manage, when they are sent
+ out into the world to drudge as general servants, to pick up their
+ business in a new way, learning the slatternly habits and wretched
+ makeshifts of homes where even bundles of kindling wood are luxuries to be
+ anxiously economized.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SUCCESSFUL DOCTOR
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The doctor whose success blinds public opinion to medical poverty is
+ almost as completely demoralized. His promotion means that his practice
+ becomes more and more confined to the idle rich. The proper advice for
+ most of their ailments is typified in Abernethy's "Live on sixpence a day
+ and earn it." But here, as at the other end of the scale, the right advice
+ is neither agreeable nor practicable. And every hypochondriacal rich lady
+ or gentleman who can be persuaded that he or she is a lifelong invalid
+ means anything from fifty to five hundred pounds a year for the doctor.
+ Operations enable a surgeon to earn similar sums in a couple of hours; and
+ if the surgeon also keeps a nursing home, he may make considerable profits
+ at the same time by running what is the most expensive kind of hotel.
+ These gains are so great that they undo much of the moral advantage which
+ the absence of grinding pecuniary anxiety gives the rich doctor over the
+ poor one. It is true that the temptation to prescribe a sham treatment
+ because the real treatment is too dear for either patient or doctor does
+ not exist for the rich doctor. He always has plenty of genuine cases which
+ can afford genuine treatment; and these provide him with enough sincere
+ scientific professional work to save him from the ignorance, obsolescence,
+ and atrophy of scientific conscience into which his poorer colleagues
+ sink. But on the other hand his expenses are enormous. Even as a bachelor,
+ he must, at London west end rates, make over a thousand a year before he
+ can afford even to insure his life. His house, his servants, and his
+ equipage (or autopage) must be on the scale to which his patients are
+ accustomed, though a couple of rooms with a camp bed in one of them might
+ satisfy his own requirements. Above all, the income which provides for
+ these outgoings stops the moment he himself stops working. Unlike the man
+ of business, whose managers, clerks, warehousemen and laborers keep his
+ business going whilst he is in bed or in his club, the doctor cannot earn
+ a farthing by deputy. Though he is exceptionally exposed to infection, and
+ has to face all weathers at all hours of the night and day, often not
+ enjoying a complete night's rest for a week, the money stops coming in the
+ moment he stops going out; and therefore illness has special terrors for
+ him, and success no certain permanence. He dare not stop making hay while
+ the sun shines; for it may set at any time. Men do not resist pressure of
+ this intensity. When they come under it as doctors they pay unnecessary
+ visits; they write prescriptions that are as absurd as the rub of chalk
+ with which an Irish tailor once charmed away a wart from my father's
+ finger; they conspire with surgeons to promote operations; they nurse the
+ delusions of the malade imaginaire (who is always really ill because, as
+ there is no such thing as perfect health, nobody is ever really well);
+ they exploit human folly, vanity, and fear of death as ruthlessly as their
+ own health, strength, and patience are exploited by selfish
+ hypochondriacs. They must do all these things or else run pecuniary risks
+ that no man can fairly be asked to run. And the healthier the world
+ becomes, the more they are compelled to live by imposture and the less by
+ that really helpful activity of which all doctors get enough to preserve
+ them from utter corruption. For even the most hardened humbug who ever
+ prescribed ether tonics to ladies whose need for tonics is of precisely
+ the same character as the need of poorer women for a glass of gin, has to
+ help a mother through child-bearing often enough to feel that he is not
+ living wholly in vain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SELF-RESPECT IN SURGEONS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The surgeon, though often more unscrupulous than the general practitioner,
+ retains his self-respect more easily. The human conscience can subsist on
+ very questionable food. No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult
+ thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect. The shirk, the
+ duffer, the malingerer, the coward, the weakling, may be put out of
+ countenance by his own failures and frauds; but the man who does evil
+ skilfully, energetically, masterfully, grows prouder and bolder at every
+ crime. The common man may have to found his self-respect on sobriety,
+ honesty and industry; but a Napoleon needs no such props for his sense of
+ dignity. If Nelson's conscience whispered to him at all in the silent
+ watches of the night, you may depend on it it whispered about the Baltic
+ and the Nile and Cape St. Vincent, and not about his unfaithfulness to his
+ wife. A man who robs little children when no one is looking can hardly
+ have much self-respect or even self-esteem; but an accomplished burglar
+ must be proud of himself. In the play to which I am at present preluding I
+ have represented an artist who is so entirely satisfied with his artistic
+ conscience, even to the point of dying like a saint with its support, that
+ he is utterly selfish and unscrupulous in every other relation without
+ feeling at the smallest disadvantage. The same thing may be observed in
+ women who have a genius for personal attractiveness: they expend more
+ thought, labor, skill, inventiveness, taste and endurance on making
+ themselves lovely than would suffice to keep a dozen ugly women honest;
+ and this enables them to maintain a high opinion of themselves, and an
+ angry contempt for unattractive and personally careless women, whilst they
+ lie and cheat and slander and sell themselves without a blush. The truth
+ is, hardly any of us have ethical energy enough for more than one really
+ inflexible point of honor. Andrea del Sarto, like Louis Dubedat in my
+ play, must have expended on the attainment of his great mastery of design
+ and his originality in fresco painting more conscientiousness and industry
+ than go to the making of the reputations of a dozen ordinary mayors and
+ churchwardens; but (if Vasari is to be believed) when the King of France
+ entrusted him with money to buy pictures for him, he stole it to spend on
+ his wife. Such cases are not confined to eminent artists. Unsuccessful,
+ unskilful men are often much more scrupulous than successful ones. In the
+ ranks of ordinary skilled labor many men are to be found who earn good
+ wages and are never out of a job because they are strong, indefatigable,
+ and skilful, and who therefore are bold in a high opinion of themselves;
+ but they are selfish and tyrannical, gluttonous and drunken, as their
+ wives and children know to their cost.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Not only do these talented energetic people retain their self-respect
+ through shameful misconduct: they do not even lose the respect of others,
+ because their talents benefit and interest everybody, whilst their vices
+ affect only a few. An actor, a painter, a composer, an author, may be as
+ selfish as he likes without reproach from the public if only his art is
+ superb; and he cannot fulfil his condition without sufficient effort and
+ sacrifice to make him feel noble and martyred in spite of his selfishness.
+ It may even happen that the selfishness of an artist may be a benefit to
+ the public by enabling him to concentrate himself on their gratification
+ with a recklessness of every other consideration that makes him highly
+ dangerous to those about him. In sacrificing others to himself he is
+ sacrificing them to the public he gratifies; and the public is quite
+ content with that arrangement. The public actually has an interest in the
+ artist's vices.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It has no such interest in the surgeon's vices. The surgeon's art is
+ exercised at its expense, not for its gratification. We do not go to the
+ operating table as we go to the theatre, to the picture gallery, to the
+ concert room, to be entertained and delighted: we go to be tormented and
+ maimed, lest a worse thing should befall us. It is of the most extreme
+ importance to us that the experts on whose assurance we face this horror
+ and suffer this mutilation should leave no interests but our own to think
+ of; should judge our cases scientifically; and should feel about them
+ kindly. Let us see what guarantees we have: first for the science, and
+ then for the kindness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ARE DOCTORS MEN OF SCIENCE?
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I presume nobody will question the existence of widely spread popular
+ delusion that every doctor is a titan of science. It is escaped only in
+ the very small class which understands by science something more than
+ conjuring with retorts and spirit lamps, magnets and microscopes, and
+ discovering magical cures for disease. To a sufficiently ignorant man
+ every captain of a trading schooner is a Galileo, every organ-grinder a
+ Beethoven, every piano-tuner a Hemholtz, every Old Bailey barrister a
+ Solon, every Seven Dials pigeon dealer a Darwin, every scrivener a
+ Shakespear, every locomotive engine a miracle, and its driver no less
+ wonderful than George Stephenson. As a matter of fact, the rank and file
+ of doctors are no more scientific than their tailors; or, if you prefer to
+ put it the reverse way, their tailors are no less scientific than they.
+ Doctoring is an art, not a science: any layman who is interested in
+ science sufficiently to take in one of the scientific journals and follow
+ the literature of the scientific movement, knows more about it than those
+ doctors (probably a large majority) who are not interested in it, and
+ practise only to earn their bread. Doctoring is not even the art of
+ keeping people in health (no doctor seems able to advise you what to eat
+ any better than his grandmother or the nearest quack): it is the art of
+ curing illnesses. It does happen exceptionally that a practising doctor
+ makes a contribution to science (my play describes a very notable one);
+ but it happens much oftener that he draws disastrous conclusions from his
+ clinical experience because he has no conception of scientific method, and
+ believes, like any rustic, that the handling of evidence and statistics
+ needs no expertness. The distinction between a quack doctor and a
+ qualified one is mainly that only the qualified one is authorized to sign
+ death certificates, for which both sorts seem to have about equal
+ occasion. Unqualified practitioners now make large incomes as hygienists,
+ and are resorted to as frequently by cultivated amateur scientists who
+ understand quite well what they are doing as by ignorant people who are
+ simply dupes. Bone-setters make fortunes under the very noses of our
+ greatest surgeons from educated and wealthy patients; and some of the most
+ successful doctors on the register use quite heretical methods of treating
+ disease, and have qualified themselves solely for convenience. Leaving out
+ of account the village witches who prescribe spells and sell charms, the
+ humblest professional healers in this country are the herbalists. These
+ men wander through the fields on Sunday seeking for herbs with magic
+ properties of curing disease, preventing childbirth, and the like. Each of
+ them believes that he is on the verge of a great discovery, in which
+ Virginia Snake Root will be an ingredient, heaven knows why! Virginia
+ Snake Root fascinates the imagination of the herbalist as mercury used to
+ fascinate the alchemists. On week days he keeps a shop in which he sells
+ packets of pennyroyal, dandelion, etc., labelled with little lists of the
+ diseases they are supposed to cure, and apparently do cure to the
+ satisfaction of the people who keep on buying them. I have never been able
+ to perceive any distinction between the science of the herbalist and that
+ of the duly registered doctor. A relative of mine recently consulted a
+ doctor about some of the ordinary symptoms which indicate the need for a
+ holiday and a change. The doctor satisfied himself that the patient's
+ heart was a little depressed. Digitalis being a drug labelled as a heart
+ specific by the profession, he promptly administered a stiff dose.
+ Fortunately the patient was a hardy old lady who was not easily killed.
+ She recovered with no worse result than her conversion to Christian
+ Science, which owes its vogue quite as much to public despair of doctors
+ as to superstition. I am not, observe, here concerned with the question as
+ to whether the dose of digitalis was judicious or not; the point is, that
+ a farm laborer consulting a herbalist would have been treated in exactly
+ the same way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BACTERIOLOGY AS A SUPERSTITION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The smattering of science that all&mdash;even doctors&mdash;pick up from
+ the ordinary newspapers nowadays only makes the doctor more dangerous than
+ he used to be. Wise men used to take care to consult doctors qualified
+ before 1860, who were usually contemptuous of or indifferent to the germ
+ theory and bacteriological therapeutics; but now that these veterans have
+ mostly retired or died, we are left in the hands of the generations which,
+ having heard of microbes much as St. Thomas Aquinas heard of angels,
+ suddenly concluded that the whole art of healing could be summed up in the
+ formula: Find the microbe and kill it. And even that they did not know how
+ to do. The simplest way to kill most microbes is to throw them into an
+ open street or river and let the sun shine on them, which explains the
+ fact that when great cities have recklessly thrown all their sewage into
+ the open river the water has sometimes been cleaner twenty miles below the
+ city than thirty miles above it. But doctors instinctively avoid all facts
+ that are reassuring, and eagerly swallow those that make it a marvel that
+ anyone could possibly survive three days in an atmosphere consisting
+ mainly of countless pathogenic germs. They conceive microbes as immortal
+ until slain by a germicide administered by a duly qualified medical man.
+ All through Europe people are adjured, by public notices and even under
+ legal penalties, not to throw their microbes into the sunshine, but to
+ collect them carefully in a handkerchief; shield the handkerchief from the
+ sun in the darkness and warmth of the pocket; and send it to a laundry to
+ be mixed up with everybody else's handkerchiefs, with results only too
+ familiar to local health authorities.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the first frenzy of microbe killing, surgical instruments were dipped
+ in carbolic oil, which was a great improvement on not dipping them in
+ anything at all and simply using them dirty; but as microbes are so fond
+ of carbolic oil that they swarm in it, it was not a success from the
+ anti-microbe point of view. Formalin was squirted into the circulation of
+ consumptives until it was discovered that formalin nourishes the tubercle
+ bacillus handsomely and kills men. The popular theory of disease is the
+ common medical theory: namely, that every disease had its microbe duly
+ created in the garden of Eden, and has been steadily propagating itself
+ and producing widening circles of malignant disease ever since. It was
+ plain from the first that if this had been even approximately true, the
+ whole human race would have been wiped out by the plague long ago, and
+ that every epidemic, instead of fading out as mysteriously as it rushed
+ in, would spread over the whole world. It was also evident that the
+ characteristic microbe of a disease might be a symptom instead of a cause.
+ An unpunctual man is always in a hurry; but it does not follow that hurry
+ is the cause of unpunctuality: on the contrary, what is the matter with
+ the patient is sloth. When Florence Nightingale said bluntly that if you
+ overcrowded your soldiers in dirty quarters there would be an outbreak of
+ smallpox among them, she was snubbed as an ignorant female who did not
+ know that smallpox can be produced only by the importation of its specific
+ microbe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If this was the line taken about smallpox, the microbe of which has never
+ yet been run down and exposed under the microscope by the bacteriologist,
+ what must have been the ardor of conviction as to tuberculosis, tetanus,
+ enteric fever, Maltese fever, diphtheria, and the rest of the diseases in
+ which the characteristic bacillus had been identified! When there was no
+ bacillus it was assumed that, since no disease could exist without a
+ bacillus, it was simply eluding observation. When the bacillus was found,
+ as it frequently was, in persons who were not suffering from the disease,
+ the theory was saved by simply calling the bacillus an impostor, or
+ pseudobacillus. The same boundless credulity which the public exhibit as
+ to a doctor's power of diagnosis was shown by the doctors themselves as to
+ the analytic microbe hunters. These witch finders would give you a
+ certificate of the ultimate constitution of anything from a sample of the
+ water from your well to a scrap of your lungs, for seven-and-sixpense. I
+ do not suggest that the analysts were dishonest. No doubt they carried the
+ analysis as far as they could afford to carry it for the money. No doubt
+ also they could afford to carry it far enough to be of some use. But the
+ fact remains that just as doctors perform for half-a-crown, without the
+ least misgiving, operations which could not be thoroughly and safely
+ performed with due scientific rigor and the requisite apparatus by an
+ unaided private practitioner for less than some thousands of pounds, so
+ did they proceed on the assumption that they could get the last word of
+ science as to the constituents of their pathological samples for a two
+ hours cab fare.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ECONOMIC DIFFICULTIES OF IMMUNIZATION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I have heard doctors affirm and deny almost every possible proposition as
+ to disease and treatment. I can remember the time when doctors no more
+ dreamt of consumption and pneumonia being infectious than they now dream
+ of sea-sickness being infectious, or than so great a clinical observer as
+ Sydenham dreamt of smallpox being infectious. I have heard doctors deny
+ that there is such a thing as infection. I have heard them deny the
+ existence of hydrophobia as a specific disease differing from tetanus. I
+ have heard them defend prophylactic measures and prophylactic legislation
+ as the sole and certain salvation of mankind from zymotic disease; and I
+ have heard them denounce both as malignant spreaders of cancer and lunacy.
+ But the one objection I have never heard from a doctor is the objection
+ that prophylaxis by the inoculatory methods most in vogue is an economic
+ impossibility under our private practice system. They buy some stuff from
+ somebody for a shilling, and inject a pennyworth of it under their
+ patient's skin for half-a-crown, concluding that, since this primitive
+ rite pays the somebody and pays them, the problem of prophylaxis has been
+ satisfactorily solved. The results are sometimes no worse than the
+ ordinary results of dirt getting into cuts; but neither the doctor nor the
+ patient is quite satisfied unless the inoculation "takes"; that is, unless
+ it produces perceptible illness and disablement. Sometimes both doctor and
+ patient get more value in this direction than they bargain for. The
+ results of ordinary private-practice-inoculation at their worst are bad
+ enough to be indistinguishable from those of the most discreditable and
+ dreaded disease known; and doctors, to save the credit of the inoculation,
+ have been driven to accuse their patient or their patient's parents of
+ having contracted this disease independently of the inoculation, an excuse
+ which naturally does not make the family any more resigned, and leads to
+ public recriminations in which the doctors, forgetting everything but the
+ immediate quarrel, naively excuse themselves by admitting, and even
+ claiming as a point in their favor, that it is often impossible to
+ distinguish the disease produced by their inoculation and the disease they
+ have accused the patient of contracting. And both parties assume that what
+ is at issue is the scientific soundness of the prophylaxis. It never
+ occurs to them that the particular pathogenic germ which they intended to
+ introduce into the patient's system may be quite innocent of the
+ catastrophe, and that the casual dirt introduced with it may be at fault.
+ When, as in the case of smallpox or cowpox, the germ has not yet been
+ detected, what you inoculate is simply undefined matter that has been
+ scraped off an anything but chemically clean calf suffering from the
+ disease in question. You take your chance of the germ being in the
+ scrapings, and, lest you should kill it, you take no precautions against
+ other germs being in it as well. Anything may happen as the result of such
+ an inoculation. Yet this is the only stuff of the kind which is prepared
+ and supplied even in State establishments: that is, in the only
+ establishments free from the commercial temptation to adulterate materials
+ and scamp precautionary processes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even if the germ were identified, complete precautions would hardly pay.
+ It is true that microbe farming is not expensive. The cost of breeding and
+ housing two head of cattle would provide for the breeding and housing of
+ enough microbes to inoculate the entire population of the globe since
+ human life first appeared on it. But the precautions necessary to insure
+ that the inoculation shall consist of nothing else but the required germ
+ in the proper state of attenuation are a very different matter from the
+ precautions necessary in the distribution and consumption of beefsteaks.
+ Yet people expect to find vaccines and antitoxins and the like retailed at
+ "popular prices" in private enterprise shops just as they expect to find
+ ounces of tobacco and papers of pins.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE PERILS OF INOCULATION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The trouble does not end with the matter to be inoculated. There is the
+ question of the condition of the patient. The discoveries of Sir Almroth
+ Wright have shown that the appalling results which led to the hasty
+ dropping in 1894 of Koch's tuberculin were not accidents, but perfectly
+ orderly and inevitable phenomena following the injection of dangerously
+ strong "vaccines" at the wrong moment, and reinforcing the disease instead
+ of stimulating the resistance to it. To ascertain the right moment a
+ laboratory and a staff of experts are needed. The general practitioner,
+ having no such laboratory and no such experience, has always chanced it,
+ and insisted, when he was unlucky, that the results were not due to the
+ inoculation, but to some other cause: a favorite and not very tactful one
+ being the drunkenness or licentiousness of the patient. But though a few
+ doctors have now learnt the danger of inoculating without any reference to
+ the patient's "opsonic index" at the moment of inoculation, and though
+ those other doctors who are denouncing the danger as imaginary and opsonin
+ as a craze or a fad, obviously do so because it involves an operation
+ which they have neither the means nor the knowledge to perform, there is
+ still no grasp of the economic change in the situation. They have never
+ been warned that the practicability of any method of extirpating disease
+ depends not only on its efficacy, but on its cost. For example, just at
+ present the world has run raving mad on the subject of radium, which has
+ excited our credulity precisely as the apparitions at Lourdes excited the
+ credulity of Roman Catholics. Suppose it were ascertained that every child
+ in the world could be rendered absolutely immune from all disease during
+ its entire life by taking half an ounce of radium to every pint of its
+ milk. The world would be none the healthier, because not even a Crown
+ Prince&mdash;no, not even the son of a Chicago Meat King, could afford the
+ treatment. Yet it is doubtful whether doctors would refrain from
+ prescribing it on that ground. The recklessness with which they now
+ recommend wintering in Egypt or at Davos to people who cannot afford to go
+ to Cornwall, and the orders given for champagne jelly and old port in
+ households where such luxuries must obviously be acquired at the cost of
+ stinting necessaries, often make one wonder whether it is possible for a
+ man to go through a medical training and retain a spark of common sense.
+ This sort of inconsiderateness gets cured only in the classes where
+ poverty, pretentious as it is even at its worst, cannot pitch its
+ pretences high enough to make it possible for the doctor (himself often no
+ better off than the patient) to assume that the average income of an
+ English family is about 2,000 pounds a year, and that it is quite easy to
+ break up a home, sell an old family seat at a sacrifice, and retire into a
+ foreign sanatorium devoted to some "treatment" that did not exist two
+ years ago and probably will not exist (except as a pretext for keeping an
+ ordinary hotel) two years hence. In a poor practice the doctor must find
+ cheap treatments for cheap people, or humiliate and lose his patients
+ either by prescribing beyond their means or sending them to the public
+ hospitals. When it comes to prophylactic inoculation, the alternative lies
+ between the complete scientific process, which can only be brought down to
+ a reasonable cost by being very highly organized as a public service in a
+ public institution, and such cheap, nasty, dangerous and scientifically
+ spurious imitations as ordinary vaccination, which seems not unlikely to
+ be ended, like its equally vaunted forerunner, XVIII. century inoculation,
+ by a purely reactionary law making all sorts of vaccination, scientific or
+ not, criminal offences. Naturally, the poor doctor (that is, the average
+ doctor) defends ordinary vaccination frantically, as it means to him the
+ bread of his children. To secure the vehement and practically unanimous
+ support of the rank and file of the medical profession for any sort of
+ treatment or operation, all that is necessary is that it can be easily
+ practised by a rather shabbily dressed man in a surgically dirty room in a
+ surgically dirty house without any assistance, and that the materials for
+ it shall cost, say, a penny, and the charge for it to a patient with 100
+ pounds a year be half-a-crown. And, on the other hand, a hygienic measure
+ has only to be one of such refinement, difficulty, precision and
+ costliness as to be quite beyond the resources of private practice, to be
+ ignored or angrily denounced as a fad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ TRADE UNIONISM AND SCIENCE
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here we have the explanation of the savage rancor that so amazes people
+ who imagine that the controversy concerning vaccination is a scientific
+ one. It has really nothing to do with science. The medical profession,
+ consisting for the most part of very poor men struggling to keep up
+ appearances beyond their means, find themselves threatened with the
+ extinction of a considerable part of their incomes: a part, too, that is
+ easily and regularly earned, since it is independent of disease, and
+ brings every person born into the nation, healthy or not, to the doctors.
+ To boot, there is the occasional windfall of an epidemic, with its panic
+ and rush for revaccination. Under such circumstances, vaccination would be
+ defended desperately were it twice as dirty, dangerous, and unscientific
+ in method as it actually is. The note of fury in the defence, the feeling
+ that the anti-vaccinator is doing a cruel, ruinous, inconsiderate thing in
+ a mood of indignant folly: all this, so puzzling to the observer who knows
+ nothing of the economic side of the question, and only sees that the
+ anti-vaccinator, having nothing whatever to gain and a good deal to lose
+ by placing himself in opposition to the law and to the outcry that adds
+ private persecution to legal penalties, can have no interest in the matter
+ except the interest of a reformer in abolishing a corrupt and mischievous
+ superstition, becomes intelligible the moment the tragedy of medical
+ poverty and the lucrativeness of cheap vaccination is taken into account.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the face of such economic pressure as this, it is silly to expect that
+ medical teaching, any more than medical practice, can possibly be
+ scientific. The test to which all methods of treatment are finally brought
+ is whether they are lucrative to doctors or not. It would be difficult to
+ cite any proposition less obnoxious to science, than that advanced by
+ Hahnemann: to wit, that drugs which in large doses produce certain
+ symptoms, counteract them in very small doses, just as in more modern
+ practice it is found that a sufficiently small inoculation with typhoid
+ rallies our powers to resist the disease instead of prostrating us with
+ it. But Hahnemann and his followers were frantically persecuted for a
+ century by generations of apothecary-doctors whose incomes depended on the
+ quantity of drugs they could induce their patients to swallow. These two
+ cases of ordinary vaccination and homeopathy are typical of all the rest.
+ Just as the object of a trade union under existing conditions must finally
+ be, not to improve the technical quality of the work done by its members,
+ but to secure a living wage for them, so the object of the medical
+ profession today is to secure an income for the private doctor; and to
+ this consideration all concern for science and public health must give way
+ when the two come into conflict. Fortunately they are not always in
+ conflict. Up to a certain point doctors, like carpenters and masons, must
+ earn their living by doing the work that the public wants from them; and
+ as it is not in the nature of things possible that such public want should
+ be based on unmixed disutility, it may be admitted that doctors have their
+ uses, real as well as imaginary. But just as the best carpenter or mason
+ will resist the introduction of a machine that is likely to throw him out
+ of work, or the public technical education of unskilled laborers' sons to
+ compete with him, so the doctor will resist with all his powers of
+ persecution every advance of science that threatens his income. And as the
+ advance of scientific hygiene tends to make the private doctor's visits
+ rarer, and the public inspector's frequenter, whilst the advance of
+ scientific therapeutics is in the direction of treatments that involve
+ highly organized laboratories, hospitals, and public institutions
+ generally, it unluckily happens that the organization of private
+ practitioners which we call the medical profession is coming more and more
+ to represent, not science, but desperate and embittered antiscience: a
+ statement of things which is likely to get worse until the average doctor
+ either depends upon or hopes for an appointment in the public health
+ service for his livelihood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So much for our guarantees as to medical science. Let us now deal with the
+ more painful subject of medical kindness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ DOCTORS AND VIVISECTION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The importance to our doctors of a reputation for the tenderest humanity
+ is so obvious, and the quantity of benevolent work actually done by them
+ for nothing (a great deal of it from sheer good nature) so large, that at
+ first sight it seems unaccountable that they should not only throw all
+ their credit away, but deliberately choose to band themselves publicly
+ with outlaws and scoundrels by claiming that in the pursuit of their
+ professional knowledge they should be free from the restraints of law, of
+ honor, of pity, of remorse, of everything that distinguishes an orderly
+ citizen from a South Sea buccaneer, or a philosopher from an inquisitor.
+ For here we look in vain for either an economic or a sentimental motive.
+ In every generation fools and blackguards have made this claim; and honest
+ and reasonable men, led by the strongest contemporary minds, have
+ repudiated it and exposed its crude rascality. From Shakespear and Dr.
+ Johnson to Ruskin and Mark Twain, the natural abhorrence of sane mankind
+ for the vivisector's cruelty, and the contempt of able thinkers for his
+ imbecile casuistry, have been expressed by the most popular spokesmen of
+ humanity. If the medical profession were to outdo the Anti-Vivisection
+ Societies in a general professional protest against the practice and
+ principles of the vivisectors, every doctor in the kingdom would gain
+ substantially by the immense relief and reconciliation which would follow
+ such a reassurance of the humanity of the doctor. Not one doctor in a
+ thousand is a vivisector, or has any interest in vivisection, either
+ pecuniary or intellectual, or would treat his dog cruelly or allow anyone
+ else to do it. It is true that the doctor complies with the professional
+ fashion of defending vivisection, and assuring you that people like
+ Shakespear and Dr. Johnson and Ruskin and Mark Twain are ignorant
+ sentimentalists, just as he complies with any other silly fashion: the
+ mystery is, how it became the fashion in spite of its being so injurious
+ to those who follow it. Making all possible allowance for the effect of
+ the brazen lying of the few men who bring a rush of despairing patients to
+ their doors by professing in letters to the newspapers to have learnt from
+ vivisection how to cure certain diseases, and the assurances of the sayers
+ of smooth things that the practice is quite painless under the law, it is
+ still difficult to find any civilized motive for an attitude by which the
+ medical profession has everything to lose and nothing to gain.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE PRIMITIVE SAVAGE MOTIVE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I say civilized motive advisedly; for primitive tribal motives are easy
+ enough to find. Every savage chief who is not a Mahomet learns that if he
+ wishes to strike the imagination of his tribe&mdash;and without doing that
+ he can rule them&mdash;he must terrify or revolt them from time to time by
+ acts of hideous cruelty or disgusting unnaturalness. We are far from being
+ as superior to such tribes as we imagine. It is very doubtful indeed
+ whether Peter the Great could have effected the changes he made in Russia
+ if he had not fascinated and intimidated his people by his monstrous
+ cruelties and grotesque escapades. Had he been a nineteenth-century king
+ of England, he would have had to wait for some huge accidental calamity: a
+ cholera epidemic, a war, or an insurrection, before waking us up
+ sufficiently to get anything done. Vivisection helps the doctor to rule us
+ as Peter ruled the Russians. The notion that the man who does dreadful
+ things is superhuman, and that therefore he can also do wonderful things
+ either as ruler, avenger, healer, or what not, is by no means confined to
+ barbarians. Just as the manifold wickednesses and stupidities of our
+ criminal code are supported, not by any general comprehension of law or
+ study of jurisprudence, not even by simple vindictiveness, but by the
+ superstition that a calamity of any sort must be expiated by a human
+ sacrifice; so the wickednesses and stupidities of our medicine men are
+ rooted in superstitions that have no more to do with science than the
+ traditional ceremony of christening an ironclad has to do with the
+ effectiveness of its armament. We have only to turn to Macaulay's
+ description of the treatment of Charles II in his last illness to see how
+ strongly his physicians felt that their only chance of cheating death was
+ by outraging nature in tormenting and disgusting their unfortunate
+ patient. True, this was more than two centuries ago; but I have heard my
+ own nineteenth-century grandfather describe the cupping and firing and
+ nauseous medicines of his time with perfect credulity as to their
+ beneficial effects; and some more modern treatments appear to me quite as
+ barbarous. It is in this way that vivisection pays the doctor. It appeals
+ to the fear and credulity of the savage in us; and without fear and
+ credulity half the private doctor's occupation and seven-eighths of his
+ influence would be gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE HIGHER MOTIVE. THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ But the greatest force of all on the side of vivisection is the mighty and
+ indeed divine force of curiosity. Here we have no decaying tribal instinct
+ which men strive to root out of themselves as they strive to root out the
+ tiger's lust for blood. On the contrary, the curiosity of the ape, or of
+ the child who pulls out the legs and wings of a fly to see what it will do
+ without them, or who, on being told that a cat dropped out of the window
+ will always fall on its legs, immediately tries the experiment on the
+ nearest cat from the highest window in the house (I protest I did it
+ myself from the first floor only), is as nothing compared to the thirst
+ for knowledge of the philosopher, the poet, the biologist, and the
+ naturalist. I have always despised Adam because he had to be tempted by
+ the woman, as she was by the serpent, before he could be induced to pluck
+ the apple from the tree of knowledge. I should have swallowed every apple
+ on the tree the moment the owner's back was turned. When Gray said "Where
+ ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise," he forgot that it is godlike
+ to be wise; and since nobody wants bliss particularly, or could stand more
+ than a very brief taste of it if it were attainable, and since everybody,
+ by the deepest law of the Life Force, desires to be godlike, it is stupid,
+ and indeed blasphemous and despairing, to hope that the thirst for
+ knowledge will either diminish or consent to be subordinated to any other
+ end whatsoever. We shall see later on that the claim that has arisen in
+ this way for the unconditioned pursuit of knowledge is as idle as all
+ dreams of unconditioned activity; but none the less the right to knowledge
+ must be regarded as a fundamental human right. The fact that men of
+ science have had to fight so hard to secure its recognition, and are still
+ so vigorously persecuted when they discover anything that is not quite
+ palatable to vulgar people, makes them sorely jealous for that right; and
+ when they hear a popular outcry for the suppression of a method of
+ research which has an air of being scientific, their first instinct is to
+ rally to the defence of that method without further consideration, with
+ the result that they sometimes, as in the case of vivisection, presently
+ find themselves fighting on a false issue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE FLAW IN THE ARGUMENT
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I may as well pause here to explain their error. The right to know is like
+ the right to live. It is fundamental and unconditional in its assumption
+ that knowledge, like life, is a desirable thing, though any fool can prove
+ that ignorance is bliss, and that "a little knowledge is a dangerous
+ thing" (a little being the most that any of us can attain), as easily as
+ that the pains of life are more numerous and constant than its pleasures,
+ and that therefore we should all be better dead. The logic is
+ unimpeachable; but its only effect is to make us say that if these are the
+ conclusions logic leads to, so much the worse for logic, after which curt
+ dismissal of Folly, we continue living and learning by instinct: that is,
+ as of right. We legislate on the assumption that no man may be killed on
+ the strength of a demonstration that he would be happier in his grave, not
+ even if he is dying slowly of cancer and begs the doctor to despatch him
+ quickly and mercifully. To get killed lawfully he must violate somebody
+ else's right to live by committing murder. But he is by no means free to
+ live unconditionally. In society he can exercise his right to live only
+ under very stiff conditions. In countries where there is compulsory
+ military service he may even have to throw away his individual life to
+ save the life of the community.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is just so in the case of the right to knowledge. It is a right that is
+ as yet very imperfectly recognized in practice. But in theory it is
+ admitted that an adult person in pursuit of knowledge must not be refused
+ it on the ground that he would be better or happier without it. Parents
+ and priests may forbid knowledge to those who accept their authority; and
+ social taboo may be made effective by acts of legal persecution under
+ cover of repressing blasphemy, obscenity, and sedition; but no government
+ now openly forbids its subjects to pursue knowledge on the ground that
+ knowledge is in itself a bad thing, or that it is possible for any of us
+ to have too much of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ LIMITATIONS OF THE RIGHT TO KNOWLEDGE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ But neither does any government exempt the pursuit of knowledge, any more
+ than the pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness (as the American
+ Constitution puts it), from all social conditions. No man is allowed to
+ put his mother into the stove because he desires to know how long an adult
+ woman will survive at a temperature of 500 degrees Fahrenheit, no matter
+ how important or interesting that particular addition to the store of
+ human knowledge may be. A man who did so would have short work made not
+ only of his right to knowledge, but of his right to live and all his other
+ rights at the same time. The right to knowledge is not the only right; and
+ its exercise must be limited by respect for other rights, and for its own
+ exercise by others. When a man says to Society, "May I torture my mother
+ in pursuit of knowledge?" Society replies, "No." If he pleads, "What! Not
+ even if I have a chance of finding out how to cure cancer by doing it?"
+ Society still says, "Not even then." If the scientist, making the best of
+ his disappointment, goes on to ask may he torture a dog, the stupid and
+ callous people who do not realize that a dog is a fellow-creature and
+ sometimes a good friend, may say Yes, though Shakespear, Dr. Johnson and
+ their like may say No. But even those who say "You may torture A dog"
+ never say "You may torture MY dog." And nobody says, "Yes, because in the
+ pursuit of knowledge you may do as you please." Just as even the stupidest
+ people say, in effect, "If you cannot attain to knowledge without burning
+ your mother you must do without knowledge," so the wisest people say, "If
+ you cannot attain to knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do
+ without knowledge."
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ A FALSE ALTERNATIVE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ But in practice you cannot persuade any wise man that this alternative can
+ ever be forced on anyone but a fool, or that a fool can be trusted to
+ learn anything from any experiment, cruel or humane. The Chinaman who
+ burnt down his house to roast his pig was no doubt honestly unable to
+ conceive any less disastrous way of cooking his dinner; and the roast must
+ have been spoiled after all (a perfect type of the average vivisectionist
+ experiment); but this did not prove that the Chinaman was right: it only
+ proved that the Chinaman was an incapable cook and, fundamentally, a fool.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Take another celebrated experiment: one in sanitary reform. In the days of
+ Nero Rome was in the same predicament as London to-day. If some one would
+ burn down London, and it were rebuilt, as it would now have to be, subject
+ to the sanitary by-laws and Building Act provisions enforced by the London
+ County Council, it would be enormously improved; and the average lifetime
+ of Londoners would be considerably prolonged. Nero argued in the same way
+ about Rome. He employed incendiaries to set it on fire; and he played the
+ harp in scientific raptures whilst it was burning. I am so far of Nero's
+ way of thinking that I have often said, when consulted by despairing
+ sanitary reformers, that what London needs to make her healthy is an
+ earthquake. Why, then, it may be asked, do not I, as a public-spirited
+ man, employ incendiaries to set it on fire, with a heroic disregard of the
+ consequences to myself and others? Any vivisector would, if he had the
+ courage of his opinions. The reasonable answer is that London can be made
+ healthy without burning her down; and that as we have not enough civic
+ virtue to make her healthy in a humane and economical way, we should not
+ have enough to rebuild her in that way. In the old Hebrew legend, God lost
+ patience with the world as Nero did with Rome, and drowned everybody
+ except a single family. But the result was that the progeny of that family
+ reproduced all the vices of their predecessors so exactly that the misery
+ caused by the flood might just as well have been spared: things went on
+ just as they did before. In the same way, the lists of diseases which
+ vivisection claims to have cured is long; but the returns of the
+ Registrar-General show that people still persist in dying of them as if
+ vivisection had never been heard of. Any fool can burn down a city or cut
+ an animal open; and an exceptionally foolish fool is quite likely to
+ promise enormous benefits to the race as the result of such activities.
+ But when the constructive, benevolent part of the business comes to be
+ done, the same want of imagination, the same stupidity and cruelty, the
+ same laziness and want of perseverance that prevented Nero or the
+ vivisector from devising or pushing through humane methods, prevents him
+ from bringing order out of the chaos and happiness out of the misery he
+ has made. At one time it seemed reasonable enough to declare that it was
+ impossible to find whether or not there was a stone inside a man's body
+ except by exploring it with a knife, or to find out what the sun is made
+ of without visiting it in a balloon. Both these impossibilities have been
+ achieved, but not by vivisectors. The Rontgen rays need not hurt the
+ patient; and spectrum analysis involves no destruction. After such
+ triumphs of humane experiment and reasoning, it is useless to assure us
+ that there is no other key to knowledge except cruelty. When the
+ vivisector offers us that assurance, we reply simply and contemptuously,
+ "You mean that you are not clever or humane or energetic enough to find
+ one."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CRUELTY FOR ITS OWN SAKE
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It will now, I hope, be clear why the attack on vivisection is not an
+ attack on the right to knowledge: why, indeed, those who have the deepest
+ conviction of the sacredness of that right are the leaders of the attack.
+ No knowledge is finally impossible of human attainment; for even though it
+ may be beyond our present capacity, the needed capacity is not
+ unattainable. Consequently no method of investigation is the only method;
+ and no law forbidding any particular method can cut us off from the
+ knowledge we hope to gain by it. The only knowledge we lose by forbidding
+ cruelty is knowledge at first hand of cruelty itself, which is precisely
+ the knowledge humane people wish to be spared.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the question remains: Do we all really wish to be spared that
+ knowledge? Are humane methods really to be preferred to cruel ones? Even
+ if the experiments come to nothing, may not their cruelty be enjoyed for
+ its own sake, as a sensational luxury? Let us face these questions boldly,
+ not shrinking from the fact that cruelty is one of the primitive pleasures
+ of mankind, and that the detection of its Protean disguises as law,
+ education, medicine, discipline, sport and so forth, is one of the most
+ difficult of the unending tasks of the legislator.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ OUR OWN CRUELTIES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ At first blush it may seem not only unnecessary, but even indecent, to
+ discuss such a proposition as the elevation of cruelty to the rank of a
+ human right. Unnecessary, because no vivisector confesses to a love of
+ cruelty for its own sake or claims any general fundamental right to be
+ cruel. Indecent, because there is an accepted convention to repudiate
+ cruelty; and vivisection is only tolerated by the law on condition that,
+ like judicial torture, it shall be done as mercifully as the nature of the
+ practice allows. But the moment the controversy becomes embittered, the
+ recriminations bandied between the opposed parties bring us face-to-face
+ with some very ugly truths. On one occasion I was invited to speak at a
+ large Anti-Vivisection meeting in the Queen's Hall in London. I found
+ myself on the platform with fox hunters, tame stag hunters, men and women
+ whose calendar was divided, not by pay days and quarter days, but by
+ seasons for killing animals for sport: the fox, the hare, the otter, the
+ partridge and the rest having each its appointed date for slaughter. The
+ ladies among us wore hats and cloaks and head-dresses obtained by
+ wholesale massacres, ruthless trappings, callous extermination of our
+ fellow creatures. We insisted on our butchers supplying us with white
+ veal, and were large and constant consumers of pate de foie gras; both
+ comestibles being obtained by revolting methods. We sent our sons to
+ public schools where indecent flogging is a recognized method of taming
+ the young human animal. Yet we were all in hysterics of indignation at the
+ cruelties of the vivisectors. These, if any were present, must have smiled
+ sardonically at such inhuman humanitarians, whose daily habits and
+ fashionable amusements cause more suffering in England in a week than all
+ the vivisectors of Europe do in a year. I made a very effective speech,
+ not exclusively against vivisection, but against cruelty; and I have never
+ been asked to speak since by that Society, nor do I expect to be, as I
+ should probably give such offence to its most affluent subscribers that
+ its attempts to suppress vivisection would be seriously hindered. But that
+ does not prevent the vivisectors from freely using the "youre another"
+ retort, and using it with justice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We must therefore give ourselves no airs of superiority when denouncing
+ the cruelties of vivisection. We all do just as horrible things, with even
+ less excuse. But in making that admission we are also making short work of
+ the virtuous airs with which we are sometimes referred to the humanity of
+ the medical profession as a guarantee that vivisection is not abused&mdash;much
+ as if our burglars should assure us that they arc too honest to abuse the
+ practice of burgling. We are, as a matter of fact, a cruel nation; and our
+ habit of disguising our vices by giving polite names to the offences we
+ are determined to commit does not, unfortunately for my own comfort,
+ impose on me. Vivisectors can hardly pretend to be better than the classes
+ from which they are drawn, or those above them; and if these classes are
+ capable of sacrificing animals in various cruel ways under cover of sport,
+ fashion, education, discipline, and even, when the cruel sacrifices are
+ human sacrifices, of political economy, it is idle for the vivisector to
+ pretend that he is incapable of practising cruelty for pleasure or profit
+ or both under the cloak of science. We are all tarred with the same brush;
+ and the vivisectors are not slow to remind us of it, and to protest
+ vehemently against being branded as exceptionally cruel and its devisors
+ of horrible instruments of torture by people whose main notion of
+ enjoyment is cruel sport, and whose requirements in the way of
+ villainously cruel traps occupy pages of the catalogue of the Army and
+ Navy Stores.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SCIENTIFIC INVESTIGATION OF CRUELTY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is in man a specific lust for cruelty which infects even his passion
+ of pity and makes it savage. Simple disgust at cruelty is very rare. The
+ people who turn sick and faint and those who gloat are often alike in the
+ pains they take to witness executions, floggings, operations or any other
+ exhibitions of suffering, especially those involving bloodshed, blows, and
+ laceration. A craze for cruelty can be developed just as a craze for drink
+ can; and nobody who attempts to ignore cruelty as a possible factor in the
+ attraction of vivisection and even of antivivisection, or in the credulity
+ with which we accept its excuses, can be regarded as a scientific
+ investigator of it. Those who accuse vivisectors of indulging the
+ well-known passion of cruelty under the cloak of research are therefore
+ putting forward a strictly scientific psychological hypothesis, which is
+ also simple, human, obvious, and probable. It may be as wounding to the
+ personal vanity of the vivisector as Darwin's Origin of Species was to the
+ people who could not bear to think that they were cousins to the monkeys
+ (remember Goldsmith's anger when he was told that he could not move his
+ upper jaw); but science has to consider only the truth of the hypothesis,
+ and not whether conceited people will like it or not. In vain do the
+ sentimental champions of vivisection declare themselves the most humane of
+ men, inflicting suffering only to relieve it, scrupulous in the use of
+ anesthetics, and void of all passion except the passion of pity for a
+ disease-ridden world. The really scientific investigator answers that the
+ question cannot be settled by hysterical protestations, and that if the
+ vivisectionist rejects deductive reasoning, he had better clear his
+ character by his own favorite method of experiment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SUGGESTED LABORATORY TESTS OF THE VIVISECTOR'S EMOTIONS
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Take the hackneyed case of the Italian who tortured mice, ostensibly to
+ find out about the effects of pain rather less than the nearest dentist
+ could have told him, and who boasted of the ecstatic sensations (he
+ actually used the word love) with which he carried out his experiments. Or
+ the gentleman who starved sixty dogs to death to establish the fact that a
+ dog deprived of food gets progressively lighter and weaker, becoming
+ remarkably emaciated, and finally dying: an undoubted truth, but
+ ascertainable without laboratory experiments by a simple enquiry addressed
+ to the nearest policeman, or, failing him, to any sane person in Europe.
+ The Italian is diagnosed as a cruel voluptuary: the dog-starver is passed
+ over as such a hopeless fool that it is impossible to take any interest in
+ him. Why not test the diagnosis scientifically? Why not perform a careful
+ series of experiments on persons under the influence of voluptuous
+ ecstasy, so as to ascertain its physiological symptoms? Then perform a
+ second series on persons engaged in mathematical work or machine
+ designing, so as to ascertain the symptoms of cold scientific activity?
+ Then note the symptoms of a vivisector performing a cruel experiment; and
+ compare them with the voluptuary symptoms and the mathematical symptoms?
+ Such experiments would be quite as interesting and important as any yet
+ undertaken by the vivisectors. They might open a line of investigation
+ which would finally make, for instance, the ascertainment of the guilt or
+ innocence of an accused person a much exacter process than the very
+ fallible methods of our criminal courts. But instead of proposing such an
+ investigation, our vivisectors offer us all the pious protestations and
+ all the huffy recriminations that any common unscientific mortal offers
+ when he is accused of unworthy conduct.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ ROUTINE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Yet most vivisectors would probably come triumphant out of such a series
+ of experiments, because vivisection is now a routine, like butchering or
+ hanging or flogging; and many of the men who practise it do so only
+ because it has been established as part of the profession they have
+ adopted. Far from enjoying it, they have simply overcome their natural
+ repugnance and become indifferent to it, as men inevitably become
+ indifferent to anything they do often enough. It is this dangerous power
+ of custom that makes it so difficult to convince the common sense of
+ mankind that any established commercial or professional practice has its
+ root in passion. Let a routine once spring from passion, and you will
+ presently find thousands of routineers following it passionlessly for a
+ livelihood. Thus it always seems strained to speak of the religious
+ convictions of a clergyman, because nine out of ten clergymen have no
+ religions convictions: they are ordinary officials carrying on a routine
+ of baptizing, marrying, and churching; praying, reciting, and preaching;
+ and, like solicitors or doctors, getting away from their duties with
+ relief to hunt, to garden, to keep bees, to go into society, and the like.
+ In the same way many people do cruel and vile things without being in the
+ least cruel or vile, because the routine to which they have been brought
+ up is superstitiously cruel and vile. To say that every man who beats his
+ children and every schoolmaster who flogs a pupil is a conscious debauchee
+ is absurd: thousands of dull, conscientious people beat their children
+ conscientiously, because they were beaten themselves and think children
+ ought to be beaten. The ill-tempered vulgarity that instinctively strikes
+ at and hurts a thing that annoys it (and all children are annoying), and
+ the simple stupidity that requires from a child perfection beyond the
+ reach of the wisest and best adults (perfect truthfulness coupled with
+ perfect obedience is quite a common condition of leaving a child
+ unwhipped), produce a good deal of flagellation among people who not only
+ do not lust after it, but who hit the harder because they are angry at
+ having to perform an uncomfortable duty. These people will beat merely to
+ assert their authority, or to carry out what they conceive to be a divine
+ order on the strength of the precept of Solomon recorded in the Bible,
+ which carefully adds that Solomon completely spoilt his own son and turned
+ away from the god of his fathers to the sensuous idolatry in which he
+ ended his days.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the same way we find men and women practising vivisection as
+ senselessly as a humane butcher, who adores his fox terrier, will cut a
+ calf's throat and hang it up by its heels to bleed slowly to death because
+ it is the custom to eat veal and insist on its being white; or as a German
+ purveyor nails a goose to a board and stuffs it with food because
+ fashionable people eat pate de foie gras; or as the crew of a whaler
+ breaks in on a colony of seals and clubs them to death in wholesale
+ massacre because ladies want sealskin jackets; or as fanciers blind
+ singing birds with hot needles, and mutilate the ears and tails of dogs
+ and horses. Let cruelty or kindness or anything else once become customary
+ and it will be practised by people to whom it is not at all natural, but
+ whose rule of life is simply to do only what everybody else does, and who
+ would lose their employment and starve if they indulged in any
+ peculiarity. A respectable man will lie daily, in speech and in print,
+ about the qualities of the article he lives by selling, because it is
+ customary to do so. He will flog his boy for telling a lie, because it is
+ customary to do so. He will also flog him for not telling a lie if the boy
+ tells inconvenient or disrespectful truths, because it is customary to do
+ so. He will give the same boy a present on his birthday, and buy him a
+ spade and bucket at the seaside, because it is customary to do so, being
+ all the time neither particularly mendacious, nor particularly cruel, nor
+ particularly generous, but simply incapable of ethical judgment or
+ independent action.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just so do we find a crowd of petty vivisectionists daily committing
+ atrocities and stupidities, because it is the custom to do so. Vivisection
+ is customary as part of the routine of preparing lectures in medical
+ schools. For instance, there are two ways of making the action of the
+ heart visible to students. One, a barbarous, ignorant, and thoughtless
+ way, is to stick little flags into a rabbit's heart and let the students
+ see the flags jump. The other, an elegant, ingenious, well-informed, and
+ instructive way, is to put a sphygmograph on the student's wrist and let
+ him see a record of his heart's action traced by a needle on a slip of
+ smoked paper. But it has become the custom for lecturers to teach from the
+ rabbit; and the lecturers are not original enough to get out of their
+ groove. Then there are the demonstrations which are made by cutting up
+ frogs with scissors. The most humane man, however repugnant the operation
+ may be to him at first, cannot do it at lecture after lecture for months
+ without finally&mdash;and that very soon&mdash;feeling no more for the
+ frog than if he were cutting up pieces of paper. Such clumsy and lazy ways
+ of teaching are based on the cheapness of frogs and rabbits. If machines
+ were as cheap as frogs, engineers would not only be taught the anatomy of
+ machines and the functions of their parts: they would also have machines
+ misused and wrecked before them so that they might learn as much as
+ possible by using their eyes, and as little as possible by using their
+ brains and imaginations. Thus we have, as part of the routine of teaching,
+ a routine of vivisection which soon produces complete indifference to it
+ on the part even of those who are naturally humane. If they pass on from
+ the routine of lecture preparation, not into general practice, but into
+ research work, they carry this acquired indifference with them into the
+ laboratory, where any atrocity is possible, because all atrocities satisfy
+ curiosity. The routine man is in the majority in his profession always:
+ consequently the moment his practice is tracked down to its source in
+ human passion there is a great and quite sincere poohpoohing from himself,
+ from the mass of the profession, and from the mass of the public, which
+ sees that the average doctor is much too commonplace and decent a person
+ to be capable of passionate wickedness of any kind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here then, we have in vivisection, as in all the other tolerated and
+ instituted cruelties, this anti-climax: that only a negligible percentage
+ of those who practise and consequently defend it get any satisfaction out
+ of it. As in Mr. Galsworthy's play Justice the useless and detestable
+ torture of solitary imprisonment is shown at its worst without the
+ introduction of a single cruel person into the drama, so it would be
+ possible to represent all the torments of vivisection dramatically without
+ introducing a single vivisector who had not felt sick at his first
+ experience in the laboratory. Not that this can exonerate any vivisector
+ from suspicion of enjoying his work (or her work: a good deal of the
+ vivisection in medical schools is done by women). In every autobiography
+ which records a real experience of school or prison life, we find that
+ here and there among the routineers there is to be found the genuine
+ amateur, the orgiastic flogging schoolmaster or the nagging warder, who
+ has sought out a cruel profession for the sake of its cruelty. But it is
+ the genuine routineer who is the bulwark of the practice, because, though
+ you can excite public fury against a Sade, a Bluebeard, or a Nero, you
+ cannot rouse any feeling against dull Mr. Smith doing his duty: that is,
+ doing the usual thing. He is so obviously no better and no worse than
+ anyone else that it is difficult to conceive that the things he does are
+ abominable. If you would see public dislike surging up in a moment against
+ an individual, you must watch one who does something unusual, no matter
+ how sensible it may be. The name of Jonas Hanway lives as that of a brave
+ man because he was the first who dared to appear in the streets of this
+ rainy island with an umbrella.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE OLD LINE BETWEEN MAN AND BEAST
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ But there is still a distinction to be clung to by those who dare not tell
+ themselves the truth about the medical profession because they are so
+ helplessly dependent on it when death threatens the household. That
+ distinction is the line that separates the brute from the man in the old
+ classification. Granted, they will plead, that we are all cruel; yet the
+ tame-stag-hunter does not hunt men; and the sportsman who lets a leash of
+ greyhounds loose on a hare would be horrified at the thought of letting
+ them loose on a human child. The lady who gets her cloak by flaying a
+ sable does not flay a negro; nor does it ever occur to her that her veal
+ cutlet might be improved on by a slice of tender baby.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now there was a time when some trust could be placed in this distinction.
+ The Roman Catholic Church still maintains, with what it must permit me to
+ call a stupid obstinacy, and in spite of St. Francis and St. Anthony, that
+ animals have no souls and no rights; so that you cannot sin against an
+ animal, or against God by anything you may choose to do to an animal.
+ Resisting the temptation to enter on an argument as to whether you may not
+ sin against your own soul if you are unjust or cruel to the least of those
+ whom St. Francis called his little brothers, I have only to point out here
+ that nothing could be more despicably superstitious in the opinion of a
+ vivisector than the notion that science recognizes any such step in
+ evolution as the step from a physical organism to an immortal soul. That
+ conceit has been taken out of all our men of science, and out of all our
+ doctors, by the evolutionists; and when it is considered how completely
+ obsessed biological science has become in our days, not by the full scope
+ of evolution, but by that particular method of it which has neither sense
+ nor purpose nor life nor anything human, much less godlike, in it: by the
+ method, that is, of so-called Natural Selection (meaning no selection at
+ all, but mere dead accident and luck), the folly of trusting to
+ vivisectors to hold the human animal any more sacred than the other
+ animals becomes so clear that it would be waste of time to insist further
+ on it. As a matter of fact the man who once concedes to the vivisector the
+ right to put a dog outside the laws of honor and fellowship, concedes to
+ him also the right to put himself outside them; for he is nothing to the
+ vivisector but a more highly developed, and consequently more
+ interesting-to-experiment-on vertebrate than the dog.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ VIVISECTING THE HUMAN SUBJECT
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I have in my hand a printed and published account by a doctor of how he
+ tested his remedy for pulmonary tuberculosis, which was to inject a
+ powerful germicide directly into the circulation by stabbing a vein with a
+ syringe. He was one of those doctors who are able to command public
+ sympathy by saying, quite truly, that when they discovered that the
+ proposed treatment was dangerous, they experimented thenceforth on
+ themselves. In this case the doctor was devoted enough to carry his
+ experiments to the point of running serious risks, and actually making
+ himself very uncomfortable. But he did not begin with himself. His first
+ experiment was on two hospital patients. On receiving a message from the
+ hospital to the effect that these two martyrs to therapeutic science had
+ all but expired in convulsions, he experimented on a rabbit, which
+ instantly dropped dead. It was then, and not until then, that he began to
+ experiment on himself, with the germicide modified in the direction
+ indicated by the experiments made on the two patients and the rabbit. As a
+ good many people countenance vivisection because they fear that if the
+ experiments are not made on rabbits they will be made on themselves, it is
+ worth noting that in this case, where both rabbits and men were equally
+ available, the men, being, of course, enormously more instructive, and
+ costing nothing, were experimented on first. Once grant the ethics of the
+ vivisectionists and you not only sanction the experiment on the human
+ subject, but make it the first duty of the vivisector. If a guinea pig may
+ be sacrificed for the sake of the very little that can be learnt from it,
+ shall not a man be sacrificed for the sake of the great deal that can be
+ learnt from him? At all events, he is sacrificed, as this typical case
+ shows. I may add (not that it touches the argument) that the doctor, the
+ patients, and the rabbit all suffered in vain, as far as the hoped-for
+ rescue of the race from pulmonary consumption is concerned.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ "THE LIE IS A EUROPEAN POWER"
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Now at the very time when the lectures describing these experiments were
+ being circulated in print and discussed eagerly by the medical profession,
+ the customary denials that patients are experimented on were as loud, as
+ indignant, as high-minded as ever, in spite of the few intelligent doctors
+ who point out rightly that all treatments are experiments on the patient.
+ And this brings us to an obvious but mostly overlooked weakness in the
+ vivisector's position: that is, his inevitable forfeiture of all claim to
+ have his word believed. It is hardly to be expected that a man who does
+ not hesitate to vivisect for the sake of science will hesitate to lie
+ about it afterwards to protect it from what he deems the ignorant
+ sentimentality of the laity. When the public conscience stirs uneasily and
+ threatens suppression, there is never wanting some doctor of eminent
+ position and high character who will sacrifice himself devotedly to the
+ cause of science by coming forward to assure the public on his honor that
+ all experiments on animals are completely painless; although he must know
+ that the very experiments which first provoked the antivivisection
+ movement by their atrocity were experiments to ascertain the physiological
+ effects of the sensation of extreme pain (the much more interesting
+ physiology of pleasure remains uninvestigated) and that all experiments in
+ which sensation is a factor are voided by its suppression. Besides,
+ vivisection may be painless in cases where the experiments are very cruel.
+ If a person scratches me with a poisoned dagger so gently that I do not
+ feel the scratch, he has achieved a painless vivisection; but if I
+ presently die in torment I am not likely to consider that his humility is
+ amply vindicated by his gentleness. A cobra's bite hurts so little that
+ the creature is almost, legally speaking, a vivisector who inflicts no
+ pain. By giving his victims chloroform before biting them he could comply
+ with the law completely.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Here, then, is a pretty deadlock. Public support of vivisection is founded
+ almost wholly on the assurances of the vivisectors that great public
+ benefits may be expected from the practice. Not for a moment do I suggest
+ that such a defence would be valid even if proved. But when the witnesses
+ begin by alleging that in the cause of science all the customary ethical
+ obligations (which include the obligation to tell the truth) are
+ suspended, what weight can any reasonable person give to their testimony?
+ I would rather swear fifty lies than take an animal which had licked my
+ hand in good fellowship and torture it. If I did torture the dog, I should
+ certainly not have the face to turn round and ask how any person there
+ suspect an honorable man like myself of telling lies. Most sensible and
+ humane people would, I hope, reply flatly that honorable men do not behave
+ dishonorably, even to dogs. The murderer who, when asked by the chaplain
+ whether he had any other crimes to confess, replied indignantly, "What do
+ you take me for?" reminds us very strongly of the vivisectors who are so
+ deeply hurt when their evidence is set aside as worthless.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ AN ARGUMENT WHICH WOULD DEFEND ANY CRIME
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The Achilles heel of vivisection, however, is not to be found in the pain
+ it causes, but in the line of argument by which it is justified. The
+ medical code regarding it is simply criminal anarchism at its very worst.
+ Indeed no criminal has yet had the impudence to argue as every vivisector
+ argues. No burglar contends that as it is admittedly important to have
+ money to spend, and as the object of burglary is to provide the burglar
+ with money to spend, and as in many instances it has achieved this object,
+ therefore the burglar is a public benefactor and the police are ignorant
+ sentimentalists. No highway robber has yet harrowed us with denunciations
+ of the puling moralist who allows his child to suffer all the evils of
+ poverty because certain faddists think it dishonest to garotte an
+ alderman. Thieves and assassins understand quite well that there are paths
+ of acquisition, even of the best things, that are barred to all men of
+ honor. Again, has the silliest burglar ever pretended that to put a stop
+ to burglary is to put a stop to industry? All the vivisections that have
+ been performed since the world began have produced nothing so important as
+ the innocent and honorable discovery of radiography; and one of the
+ reasons why radiography was not discovered sooner was that the men whose
+ business it was to discover new clinical methods were coarsening and
+ stupefying themselves with the sensual villanies and cutthroat's
+ casuistries of vivisection. The law of the conservation of energy holds
+ good in physiology as in other things: every vivisector is a deserter from
+ the army of honorable investigators. But the vivisector does not see this.
+ He not only calls his methods scientific: he contends that there are no
+ other scientific methods. When you express your natural loathing for his
+ cruelty and your natural contempt for his stupidity, he imagines that you
+ are attacking science. Yet he has no inkling of the method and temper of
+ science. The point at issue being plainly whether he is a rascal or not,
+ he not only insists that the real point is whether some hotheaded
+ antivivisectionist is a liar (which he proves by ridiculously unscientific
+ assumptions as to the degree of accuracy attainable in human statement),
+ but never dreams of offering any scientific evidence by his own methods.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are many paths to knowledge already discovered; and no enlightened
+ man doubts that there are many more waiting to be discovered. Indeed, all
+ paths lead to knowledge; because even the vilest and stupidest action
+ teaches us something about vileness and stupidity, and may accidentally
+ teach us a good deal more: for instance, a cutthroat learns (and perhaps
+ teaches) the anatomy of the carotid artery and jugular vein; and there can
+ be no question that the burning of St. Joan of Arc must have been a most
+ instructive and interesting experiment to a good observer, and could have
+ been made more so if it had been carried out by skilled physiologists
+ under laboratory conditions. The earthquake in San Francisco proved
+ invaluable as an experiment in the stability of giant steel buildings; and
+ the ramming of the Victoria by the Camperdown settled doubtful points of
+ the greatest importance in naval warfare. According to vivisectionist
+ logic our builders would be justified in producing artificial earthquakes
+ with dynamite, and our admirals in contriving catastrophes at naval
+ manoeuvres, in order to follow up the line of research thus accidentally
+ discovered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The truth is, if the acquisition of knowledge justifies every sort of
+ conduct, it justifies any sort of conduct, from the illumination of Nero's
+ feasts by burning human beings alive (another interesting experiment) to
+ the simplest act of kindness. And in the light of that truth it is clear
+ that the exemption of the pursuit of knowledge from the laws of honor is
+ the most hideous conceivable enlargement of anarchy; worse, by far, than
+ an exemption of the pursuit of money or political power, since there can
+ hardly be attained without some regard for at least the appearances of
+ human welfare, whereas a curious devil might destroy the whole race in
+ torment, acquiring knowledge all the time from his highly interesting
+ experiment. There is more danger in one respectable scientist
+ countenancing such a monstrous claim than in fifty assassins or
+ dynamitards. The man who makes it is ethically imbecile; and whoever
+ imagines that it is a scientific claim has not the faintest conception of
+ what science means. The paths to knowledge are countless. One of these
+ paths is a path through darkness, secrecy, and cruelty. When a man
+ deliberately turns from all other paths and goes down that one, it is
+ scientific to infer that what attracts him is not knowledge, since there
+ are other paths to that, but cruelty. With so strong and scientific a case
+ against him, it is childish for him to stand on his honor and reputation
+ and high character and the credit of a noble profession and so forth: he
+ must clear himself either by reason or by experiment, unless he boldly
+ contends that evolution has retained a passion of cruelty in man just
+ because it is indispensable to the fulness of his knowledge.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0028" id="link2H_4_0028">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THOU ART THE MAN
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ I shall not be at all surprised if what I have written above has induced
+ in sympathetic readers a transport of virtuous indignation at the expense
+ of the medical profession. I shall not damp so creditable and salutary a
+ sentiment; but I must point out that the guilt is shared by all of us. It
+ is not in his capacity of healer and man of science that the doctor
+ vivisects or defends vivisection, but in his entirely vulgar lay capacity.
+ He is made of the same clay as the ignorant, shallow, credulous,
+ half-miseducated, pecuniarily anxious people who call him in when they
+ have tried in vain every bottle and every pill the advertizing druggist
+ can persuade them to buy. The real remedy for vivisection is the remedy
+ for all the mischief that the medical profession and all the other
+ professions are doing: namely, more knowledge. The juries which send the
+ poor Peculiars to prison, and give vivisectionists heavy damages against
+ humane persons who accuse them of cruelty; the editors and councillors and
+ student-led mobs who are striving to make Vivisection one of the
+ watchwords of our civilization, are not doctors: they are the British
+ public, all so afraid to die that they will cling frantically to any idol
+ which promises to cure all their diseases, and crucify anyone who tells
+ them that they must not only die when their time comes, but die like
+ gentlemen. In their paroxysms of cowardice and selfishness they force the
+ doctors to humor their folly and ignorance. How complete and inconsiderate
+ their ignorance is can only be realized by those who have some knowledge
+ of vital statistics, and of the illusions which beset Public Health
+ legislation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS AND WILL NOT GET
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The demands of this poor public are not reasonable, but they are quite
+ simple. It dreads disease and desires to be protected against it. But it
+ is poor and wants to be protected cheaply. Scientific measures are too
+ hard to understand, too costly, too clearly tending towards a rise in the
+ rates and more public interference with the insanitary, because
+ insufficiently financed, private house. What the public wants, therefore,
+ is a cheap magic charm to prevent, and a cheap pill or potion to cure, all
+ disease. It forces all such charms on the doctors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0030" id="link2H_4_0030">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE VACCINATION CRAZE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Thus it was really the public and not the medical profession that took up
+ vaccination with irresistible faith, sweeping the invention out of
+ Jenner's hand and establishing it in a form which he himself repudiated.
+ Jenner was not a man of science; but he was not a fool; and when he found
+ that people who had suffered from cowpox either by contagion in the
+ milking shed or by vaccination, were not, as he had supposed, immune from
+ smallpox, he ascribed the cases of immunity which had formerly misled him
+ to a disease of the horse, which, perhaps because we do not drink its milk
+ and eat its flesh, is kept at a greater distance in our imagination than
+ our foster mother the cow. At all events, the public, which had been
+ boundlessly credulous about the cow, would not have the horse on any
+ terms; and to this day the law which prescribes Jennerian vaccination is
+ carried out with an anti-Jennerian inoculation because the public would
+ have it so in spite of Jenner. All the grossest lies and superstitions
+ which have disgraced the vaccination craze were taught to the doctors by
+ the public. It was not the doctors who first began to declare that all our
+ old men remember the time when almost every face they saw in the street
+ was horribly pitted with smallpox, and that all this disfigurement has
+ vanished since the introduction of vaccination. Jenner himself alluded to
+ this imaginary phenomenon before the introduction of vaccination, and
+ attributed it to the older practice of smallpox inoculation, by which
+ Voltaire, Catherine II. and Lady Mary Wortley Montagu so confidently
+ expected to see the disease made harmless. It was not Jenner who set
+ people declaring that smallpox, if not abolished by vaccination, had at
+ least been made much milder: on the contrary, he recorded a
+ pre-vaccination epidemic in which none of the persons attacked went to bed
+ or considered themselves as seriously ill. Neither Jenner, nor any other
+ doctor ever, as far as I know, inculcated the popular notion that
+ everybody got smallpox as a matter of course before vaccination was
+ invented. That doctors get infected with these delusions, and are in their
+ unprofessional capacity as members of the public subject to them like
+ other men, is true; but if we had to decide whether vaccination was first
+ forced on the public by the doctors or on the doctors by the public, we
+ should have to decide against the public.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ STATISTICAL ILLUSIONS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Public ignorance of the laws of evidence and of statistics can hardly be
+ exaggerated. There may be a doctor here and there who in dealing with the
+ statistics of disease has taken at least the first step towards sanity by
+ grasping the fact that as an attack of even the commonest disease is an
+ exceptional event, apparently over-whelming statistical evidence in favor
+ of any prophylactic can be produced by persuading the public that
+ everybody caught the disease formerly. Thus if a disease is one which
+ normally attacks fifteen per cent of the population, and if the effect of
+ a prophylactic is actually to increase the proportion to twenty per cent,
+ the publication of this figure of twenty per cent will convince the public
+ that the prophylactic has reduced the percentage by eighty per cent
+ instead of increasing it by five, because the public, left to itself and
+ to the old gentlemen who are always ready to remember, on every possible
+ subject, that things used to be much worse than they are now (such old
+ gentlemen greatly outnumber the laudatores tempori acti), will assume that
+ the former percentage was about 100. The vogue of the Pasteur treatment of
+ hydrophobia, for instance, was due to the assumption by the public that
+ every person bitten by a rabid dog necessarily got hydrophobia. I myself
+ heard hydrophobia discussed in my youth by doctors in Dublin before a
+ Pasteur Institute existed, the subject having been brought forward there
+ by the scepticism of an eminent surgeon as to whether hydrophobia is
+ really a specific disease or only ordinary tetanus induced (as tetanus was
+ then supposed to be induced) by a lacerated wound. There were no
+ statistics available as to the proportion of dog bites that ended in
+ hydrophobia; but nobody ever guessed that the cases could be more than two
+ or three per cent of the bites. On me, therefore, the results published by
+ the Pasteur Institute produced no such effect as they did on the ordinary
+ man who thinks that the bite of a mad dog means certain hydrophobia. It
+ seemed to me that the proportion of deaths among the cases treated at the
+ Institute was rather higher, if anything, than might have been expected
+ had there been no Institute in existence. But to the public every Pasteur
+ patient who did not die was miraculously saved from an agonizing death by
+ the beneficent white magic of that most trusty of all wizards, the man of
+ science.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Even trained statisticians often fail to appreciate the extent to which
+ statistics are vitiated by the unrecorded assumptions of their
+ interpreters. Their attention is too much occupied with the cruder tricks
+ of those who make a corrupt use of statistics for advertizing purposes.
+ There is, for example, the percentage dodge. In some hamlet, barely large
+ enough to have a name, two people are attacked during a smallpox epidemic.
+ One dies: the other recovers. One has vaccination marks: the other has
+ none. Immediately either the vaccinists or the antivaccinists publish the
+ triumphant news that at such and such a place not a single vaccinated
+ person died of smallpox whilst 100 per cent of the unvaccinated perished
+ miserably; or, as the case may be, that 100 per cent of the unvaccinated
+ recovered whilst the vaccinated succumbed to the last man. Or, to take
+ another common instance, comparisons which are really comparisons between
+ two social classes with different standards of nutrition and education are
+ palmed off as comparisons between the results of a certain medical
+ treatment and its neglect. Thus it is easy to prove that the wearing of
+ tall hats and the carrying of umbrellas enlarges the chest, prolongs life,
+ and confers comparative immunity from disease; for the statistics show
+ that the classes which use these articles are bigger, healthier, and live
+ longer than the class which never dreams of possessing such things. It
+ does not take much perspicacity to see that what really makes this
+ difference is not the tall hat and the umbrella, but the wealth and
+ nourishment of which they are evidence, and that a gold watch or
+ membership of a club in Pall Mall might be proved in the same way to have
+ the like sovereign virtues. A university degree, a daily bath, the owning
+ of thirty pairs of trousers, a knowledge of Wagner's music, a pew in
+ church, anything, in short, that implies more means and better nurture
+ than the mass of laborers enjoy, can be statistically palmed off as a
+ magic-spell conferring all sorts of privileges.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the case of a prophylactic enforced by law, this illusion is
+ intensified grotesquely, because only vagrants can evade it. Now vagrants
+ have little power of resisting any disease: their death rate and their
+ case-mortality rate is always high relatively to that of respectable folk.
+ Nothing is easier, therefore, than to prove that compliance with any
+ public regulation produces the most gratifying results. It would be
+ equally easy even if the regulation actually raised the death-rate,
+ provided it did not raise it sufficiently to make the average householder,
+ who cannot evade regulations, die as early as the average vagrant who can.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SURPRISES OF ATTENTION AND NEGLECT
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is another statistical illusion which is independent of class
+ differences. A common complaint of houseowners is that the Public Health
+ Authorities frequently compel them to instal costly sanitary appliances
+ which are condemned a few years later as dangerous to health, and
+ forbidden under penalties. Yet these discarded mistakes are always made in
+ the first instance on the strength of a demonstration that their
+ introduction has reduced the death-rate. The explanation is simple.
+ Suppose a law were made that every child in the nation should be compelled
+ to drink a pint of brandy per month, but that the brandy must be
+ administered only when the child was in good health, with its digestion
+ and so forth working normally, and its teeth either naturally or
+ artificially sound. Probably the result would be an immediate and
+ startling reduction in child mortality, leading to further legislation
+ increasing the quantity of brandy to a gallon. Not until the brandy craze
+ had been carried to a point at which the direct harm done by it would
+ outweigh the incidental good, would an anti-brandy party be listened to.
+ That incidental good would be the substitution of attention to the general
+ health of children for the neglect which is now the rule so long as the
+ child is not actually too sick to run about and play as usual. Even if
+ this attention were confined to the children's teeth, there would be an
+ improvement which it would take a good deal of brandy to cancel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This imaginary case explains the actual case of the sanitary appliances
+ which our local sanitary authorities prescribe today and condemn tomorrow.
+ No sanitary contrivance which the mind of even the very worst plumber can
+ devize could be as disastrous as that total neglect for long periods which
+ gets avenged by pestilences that sweep through whole continents, like the
+ black death and the cholera. If it were proposed at this time of day to
+ discharge all the sewage of London crude and untreated into the Thames,
+ instead of carrying it, after elaborate treatment, far out into the North
+ Sea, there would be a shriek of horror from all our experts. Yet if
+ Cromwell had done that instead of doing nothing, there would probably have
+ been no Great Plague of London. When the Local Health Authority forces
+ every householder to have his sanitary arrangements thought about and
+ attended to by somebody whose special business it is to attend to such
+ things, then it matters not how erroneous or even directly mischievous may
+ be the specific measures taken: the net result at first is sure to be an
+ improvement. Not until attention has been effectually substituted for
+ neglect as the general rule, will the statistics begin to show the merits
+ of the particular methods of attention adopted. And as we are far from
+ having arrived at this stage, being as to health legislation only at the
+ beginning of things, we have practically no evidence yet as to the value
+ of methods. Simple and obvious as this is, nobody seems as yet to discount
+ the effect of substituting attention for neglect in drawing conclusions
+ from health statistics. Everything is put to the credit of the particular
+ method employed, although it may quite possibly be raising the death rate
+ by five per thousand whilst the attention incidental to it is reducing the
+ death rate fifteen per thousand. The net gain of ten per thousand is
+ credited to the method, and made the excuse for enforcing more of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ STEALING CREDIT FROM CIVILIZATION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ There is yet another way in which specifics which have no merits at all,
+ either direct or incidental, may be brought into high repute by
+ statistics. For a century past civilization has been cleaning away the
+ conditions which favor bacterial fevers. Typhus, once rife, has vanished:
+ plague and cholera have been stopped at our frontiers by a sanitary
+ blockade. We still have epidemics of smallpox and typhoid; and diphtheria
+ and scarlet fever are endemic in the slums. Measles, which in my childhood
+ was not regarded as a dangerous disease, has now become so mortal that
+ notices are posted publicly urging parents to take it seriously. But even
+ in these cases the contrast between the death and recovery rates in the
+ rich districts and in the poor ones has led to the general conviction
+ among experts that bacterial diseases are preventable; and they already
+ are to a large extent prevented. The dangers of infection and the way to
+ avoid it are better understood than they used to be. It is barely twenty
+ years since people exposed themselves recklessly to the infection of
+ consumption and pneumonia in the belief that these diseases were not
+ "catching." Nowadays the troubles of consumptive patients are greatly
+ increased by the growing disposition to treat them as lepers. No doubt
+ there is a good deal of ignorant exaggeration and cowardly refusal to face
+ a human and necessary share of the risk. That has always been the case. We
+ now know that the medieval horror of leprosy was out of all proportion to
+ the danger of infection, and was accompanied by apparent blindness to the
+ infectiousness of smallpox, which has since been worked up by our disease
+ terrorists into the position formerly held by leprosy. But the scare of
+ infection, though it sets even doctors talking as if the only really
+ scientific thing to do with a fever patient is to throw him into the
+ nearest ditch and pump carbolic acid on him from a safe distance until he
+ is ready to be cremated on the spot, has led to much greater care and
+ cleanliness. And the net result has been a series of victories over
+ disease.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now let us suppose that in the early nineteenth century somebody had come
+ forward with a theory that typhus fever always begins in the top joint of
+ the little finger; and that if this joint be amputated immediately after
+ birth, typhus fever will disappear. Had such a suggestion been adopted,
+ the theory would have been triumphantly confirmed; for as a matter of
+ fact, typhus fever has disappeared. On the other hand cancer and madness
+ have increased (statistically) to an appalling extent. The opponents of
+ the little finger theory would therefore be pretty sure to allege that the
+ amputations were spreading cancer and lunacy. The vaccination controversy
+ is full of such contentions. So is the controversy as to the docking of
+ horses' tails and the cropping of dogs' ears. So is the less widely known
+ controversy as to circumcision and the declaring certain kinds of flesh
+ unclean by the Jews. To advertize any remedy or operation, you have only
+ to pick out all the most reassuring advances made by civilization, and
+ boldly present the two in the relation of cause and effect: the public
+ will swallow the fallacy without a wry face. It has no idea of the need
+ for what is called a control experiment. In Shakespear's time and for long
+ after it, mummy was a favorite medicament. You took a pinch of the dust of
+ a dead Egyptian in a pint of the hottest water you could bear to drink;
+ and it did you a great deal of good. This, you thought, proved what a
+ sovereign healer mummy was. But if you had tried the control experiment of
+ taking the hot water without the mummy, you might have found the effect
+ exactly the same, and that any hot drink would have done as well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ BIOMETRIKA
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Another difficulty about statistics is the technical difficulty of
+ calculation. Before you can even make a mistake in drawing your conclusion
+ from the correlations established by your statistics you must ascertain
+ the correlations. When I turn over the pages of Biometrika, a quarterly
+ journal in which is recorded the work done in the field of biological
+ statistics by Professor Karl Pearson and his colleagues, I am out of my
+ depth at the first line, because mathematics are to me only a concept: I
+ never used a logarithm in my life, and could not undertake to extract the
+ square root of four without misgiving. I am therefore unable to deny that
+ the statistical ascertainment of the correlations between one thing and
+ another must be a very complicated and difficult technical business, not
+ to be tackled successfully except by high mathematicians; and I cannot
+ resist Professor Karl Pearson's immense contempt for, and indignant sense
+ of grave social danger in, the unskilled guesses of the ordinary
+ sociologist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Now the man in the street knows nothing of Biometrika: all he knows is
+ that "you can prove anything by figures," though he forgets this the
+ moment figures are used to prove anything he wants to believe. If he did
+ take in Biometrika he would probably become abjectly credulous as to all
+ the conclusions drawn in it from the correlations so learnedly worked out;
+ though the mathematician whose correlations would fill a Newton with
+ admiration may, in collecting and accepting data and drawing conclusions
+ from them, fall into quite crude errors by just such popular oversights as
+ I have been describing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ PATIENT-MADE THERAPEUTICS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ To all these blunders and ignorances doctors are no less subject than the
+ rest of us. They are not trained in the use of evidence, nor in
+ biometrics, nor in the psychology of human credulity, nor in the incidence
+ of economic pressure. Further, they must believe, on the whole, what their
+ patients believe, just as they must wear the sort of hat their patients
+ wear. The doctor may lay down the law despotically enough to the patient
+ at points where the patient's mind is simply blank; but when the patient
+ has a prejudice the doctor must either keep it in countenance or lose his
+ patient. If people are persuaded that night air is dangerous to health and
+ that fresh air makes them catch cold it will not be possible for a doctor
+ to make his living in private practice if he prescribes ventilation. We
+ have to go back no further than the days of The Pickwick Papers to find
+ ourselves in a world where people slept in four-post beds with curtains
+ drawn closely round to exclude as much air as possible. Had Mr. Pickwick's
+ doctor told him that he would be much healthier if he slept on a camp bed
+ by an open window, Mr. Pickwick would have regarded him as a crank and
+ called in another doctor. Had he gone on to forbid Mr. Pickwick to drink
+ brandy and water whenever he felt chilly, and assured him that if he were
+ deprived of meat or salt for a whole year, he would not only not die, but
+ would be none the worse, Mr. Pickwick would have fled from his presence as
+ from that of a dangerous madman. And in these matters the doctor cannot
+ cheat his patient. If he has no faith in drugs or vaccination, and the
+ patient has, he can cheat him with colored water and pass his lancet
+ through the flame of a spirit lamp before scratching his arm. But he
+ cannot make him change his daily habits without knowing it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE REFORMS ALSO COME FROM THE LAITY
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ In the main, then, the doctor learns that if he gets ahead of the
+ superstitions of his patients he is a ruined man; and the result is that
+ he instinctively takes care not to get ahead of them. That is why all the
+ changes come from the laity. It was not until an agitation had been
+ conducted for many years by laymen, including quacks and faddists of all
+ kinds, that the public was sufficiently impressed to make it possible for
+ the doctors to open their minds and their mouths on the subject of fresh
+ air, cold water, temperance, and the rest of the new fashions in hygiene.
+ At present the tables have been turned on many old prejudices. Plenty of
+ our most popular elderly doctors believe that cold tubs in the morning are
+ unnatural, exhausting, and rheumatic; that fresh air is a fad and that
+ everybody is the better for a glass or two of port wine every day; but
+ they no longer dare say as much until they know exactly where they are;
+ for many very desirable patients in country houses have lately been
+ persuaded that their first duty is to get up at six in the morning and
+ begin the day by taking a walk barefoot through the dewy grass. He who
+ shows the least scepticism as to this practice is at once suspected of
+ being "an old-fashioned doctor," and dismissed to make room for a younger
+ man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In short, private medical practice is governed not by science but by
+ supply and demand; and however scientific a treatment may be, it cannot
+ hold its place in the market if there is no demand for it; nor can the
+ grossest quackery be kept off the market if there is a demand for it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ FASHIONS AND EPIDEMICS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ A demand, however, can be inculcated. This is thoroughly understood by
+ fashionable tradesmen, who find no difficulty in persuading their
+ customers to renew articles that are not worn out and to buy things they
+ do not want. By making doctors tradesmen, we compel them to learn the
+ tricks of trade; consequently we find that the fashions of the year
+ include treatments, operations, and particular drugs, as well as hats,
+ sleeves, ballads, and games. Tonsils, vermiform appendices, uvulas, even
+ ovaries are sacrificed because it is the fashion to get them cut out, and
+ because the operations are highly profitable. The psychology of fashion
+ becomes a pathology; for the cases have every air of being genuine:
+ fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics
+ can be induced by tradesmen, and therefore by doctors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE DOCTOR'S VIRTUES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It will be admitted that this is a pretty bad state of things. And the
+ melodramatic instinct of the public, always demanding; that every wrong
+ shall have, not its remedy, but its villain to be hissed, will blame, not
+ its own apathy, superstition, and ignorance, but the depravity of the
+ doctors. Nothing could be more unjust or mischievous. Doctors, if no
+ better than other men, are certainly no worse. I was reproached during the
+ performances of The Doctor's Dilemma at the Court Theatre in 1907 because
+ I made the artist a rascal, the journalist an illiterate incapable, and
+ all the doctors "angels." But I did not go beyond the warrant of my own
+ experience. It has been my luck to have doctors among my friends for
+ nearly forty years past (all perfectly aware of my freedom from the usual
+ credulity as to the miraculous powers and knowledge attributed to them);
+ and though I know that there are medical blackguards as well as military,
+ legal, and clerical blackguards (one soon finds that out when one is
+ privileged to hear doctors talking shop among themselves), the fact that I
+ was no more at a loss for private medical advice and attendance when I had
+ not a penny in my pocket than I was later on when I could afford fees on
+ the highest scale, has made it impossible for me to share that hostility
+ to the doctor as a man which exists and is growing as an inevitable result
+ of the present condition of medical practice. Not that the interest in
+ disease and aberrations which turns some men and women to medicine and
+ surgery is not sometimes as morbid as the interest in misery and vice
+ which turns some others to philanthropy and "rescue work." But the true
+ doctor is inspired by a hatred of ill-health, and a divine impatience of
+ any waste of vital forces. Unless a man is led to medicine or surgery
+ through a very exceptional technical aptitude, or because doctoring is a
+ family tradition, or because he regards it unintelligently as a lucrative
+ and gentlemanly profession, his motives in choosing the career of a healer
+ are clearly generous. However actual practice may disillusion and corrupt
+ him, his selection in the first instance is not a selection of a base
+ character.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE DOCTOR'S HARDSHIPS
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ A review of the counts in the indictment I have brought against private
+ medical practice will show that they arise out of the doctor's position as
+ a competitive private tradesman: that is, out of his poverty and
+ dependence. And it should be borne in mind that doctors are expected to
+ treat other people specially well whilst themselves submitting to
+ specially inconsiderate treatment. The butcher and baker are not expected
+ to feed the hungry unless the hungry can pay; but a doctor who allows a
+ fellow-creature to suffer or perish without aid is regarded as a monster.
+ Even if we must dismiss hospital service as really venal, the fact remains
+ that most doctors do a good deal of gratuitous work in private practice
+ all through their careers. And in his paid work the doctor is on a
+ different footing to the tradesman. Although the articles he sells, advice
+ and treatment, are the same for all classes, his fees have to be graduated
+ like the income tax. The successful fashionable doctor may weed his poorer
+ patients out from time to time, and finally use the College of Physicians
+ to place it out of his own power to accept low fees; but the ordinary
+ general practitioner never makes out his bills without considering the
+ taxable capacity of his patients.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Then there is the disregard of his own health and comfort which results
+ from the fact that he is, by the nature of his work, an emergency man. We
+ are polite and considerate to the doctor when there is nothing the matter,
+ and we meet him as a friend or entertain him as a guest; but when the baby
+ is suffering from croup, or its mother has a temperature of 104 degrees,
+ or its grandfather has broken his leg, nobody thinks of the doctor except
+ as a healer and saviour. He may be hungry, weary, sleepy, run down by
+ several successive nights disturbed by that instrument of torture, the
+ night bell; but who ever thinks of this in the face of sudden sickness or
+ accident? We think no more of the condition of a doctor attending a case
+ than of the condition of a fireman at a fire. In other occupations
+ night-work is specially recognized and provided for. The worker sleeps all
+ day; has his breakfast in the evening; his lunch or dinner at midnight;
+ his dinner or supper before going to bed in the morning; and he changes to
+ day-work if he cannot stand night-work. But a doctor is expected to work
+ day and night. In practices which consist largely of workmen's clubs, and
+ in which the patients are therefore taken on wholesale terms and very
+ numerous, the unfortunate assistant, or the principal if he has no
+ assistant, often does not undress, knowing that he will be called up
+ before he has snatched an hour's sleep. To the strain of such inhuman
+ conditions must be added the constant risk of infection. One wonders why
+ the impatient doctors do not become savage and unmanageable, and the
+ patient ones imbecile. Perhaps they do, to some extent. And the pay is
+ wretched, and so uncertain that refusal to attend without payment in
+ advance becomes often a necessary measure of self-defence, whilst the
+ County Court has long ago put an end to the tradition that the doctor's
+ fee is an honorarium. Even the most eminent physicians, as such
+ biographies as those of Paget show, are sometimes miserably, inhumanly
+ poor until they are past their prime. In short, the doctor needs our help
+ for the moment much more than we often need his. The ridicule of Moliere,
+ the death of a well-informed and clever writer like the late Harold
+ Frederic in the hands of Christian Scientists (a sort of sealing with his
+ blood of the contemptuous disbelief in and dislike of doctors he had
+ bitterly expressed in his books), the scathing and quite justifiable
+ exposure of medical practice in the novel by Mr. Maarten Maartens entitled
+ The New Religion: all these trouble the doctor very little, and are in any
+ case well set off by the popularity of Sir Luke Fildes' famous picture,
+ and by the verdicts in which juries from time to time express their
+ conviction that the doctor can do no wrong. The real woes of the doctor
+ are the shabby coat, the wolf at the door, the tyranny of ignorant
+ patients, the work-day of 24 hours, and the uselessness of honestly
+ prescribing what most of the patients really need: that is, not medicine,
+ but money.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE PUBLIC DOCTOR
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ What then is to be done?
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ Fortunately we have not to begin absolutely from the beginning: we already
+ have, in the Medical Officer of Health, a sort of doctor who is free from
+ the worst hardships, and consequently from the worst vices, of the private
+ practitioner. His position depends, not on the number of people who are
+ ill, and whom he can keep ill, but on the number of people who are well.
+ He is judged, as all doctors and treatments should be judged, by the vital
+ statistics of his district. When the death rate goes up his credit goes
+ down. As every increase in his salary depends on the issue of a public
+ debate as to the health of the constituency under his charge, he has every
+ inducement to strive towards the ideal of a clean bill of health. He has a
+ safe, dignified, responsible, independent position based wholly on the
+ public health; whereas the private practitioner has a precarious,
+ shabby-genteel, irresponsible, servile position, based wholly on the
+ prevalence of illness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is true, there are grave scandals in the public medical service. The
+ public doctor may be also a private practitioner eking out his earnings by
+ giving a little time to public work for a mean payment. There are cases in
+ which the position is one which no successful practitioner will accept,
+ and where, therefore, incapables or drunkards get automatically selected
+ for the post, faute de mieux; but even in these cases the doctor is less
+ disastrous in his public capacity than in his private one: besides, the
+ conditions which produce these bad cases are doomed, as the evil is now
+ recognized and understood. A popular but unstable remedy is to enable
+ local authorities, when they are too small to require the undivided time
+ of such men as the Medical Officers of our great municipalities, to
+ combine for public health purposes so that each may share the services of
+ a highly paid official of the best class; but the right remedy is a larger
+ area as the sanitary unit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ MEDICAL ORGANIZATION
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Another advantage of public medical work is that it admits of
+ organization, and consequently of the distribution of the work in such a
+ manner as to avoid wasting the time of highly qualified experts on trivial
+ jobs. The individualism of private practice leads to an appalling waste of
+ time on trifles. Men whose dexterity as operators or almost divinatory
+ skill in diagnosis are constantly needed for difficult cases, are
+ poulticing whitlows, vaccinating, changing unimportant dressings,
+ prescribing ether drams for ladies with timid leanings towards dipsomania,
+ and generally wasting their time in the pursuit of private fees. In no
+ other profession is the practitioner expected to do all the work involved
+ in it from the first day of his professional career to the last as the
+ doctor is. The judge passes sentence of death; but he is not expected to
+ hang the criminal with his own hands, as he would be if the legal
+ profession were as unorganized as the medical. The bishop is not expected
+ to blow the organ or wash the baby he baptizes. The general is not asked
+ to plan a campaign or conduct a battle at half-past twelve and to play the
+ drum at half-past two. Even if they were, things would still not be as bad
+ as in the medical profession; for in it not only is the first-class man
+ set to do third-class work, but, what is much more terrifying, the
+ third-class man is expected to do first-class work. Every general
+ practitioner is supposed to be capable of the whole range of medical and
+ surgical work at a moment's notice; and the country doctor, who has not a
+ specialist nor a crack consultant at the end of his telephone, often has
+ to tackle without hesitation cases which no sane practitioner in a town
+ would take in hand without assistance. No doubt this develops the
+ resourcefulness of the country doctor, and makes him a more capable man
+ than his suburban colleague; but it cannot develop the second-class man
+ into a first-class one. If the practice of law not only led to a judge
+ having to hang, but the hangman to judge, or if in the army matters were
+ so arranged that it would be possible for the drummer boy to be in command
+ at Waterloo whilst the Duke of Wellington was playing the drum in
+ Brussels, we should not be consoled by the reflection that our hangmen
+ were thereby made a little more judicial-minded, and our drummers more
+ responsible, than in foreign countries where the legal and military
+ professions recognized the advantages of division of labor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Under such conditions no statistics as to the graduation of professional
+ ability among doctors are available. Assuming that doctors are normal men
+ and not magicians (and it is unfortunately very hard to persuade people to
+ admit so much and thereby destroy the romance of doctoring) we may guess
+ that the medical profession, like the other professions, consists of a
+ small percentage of highly gifted persons at one end, and a small
+ percentage of altogether disastrous duffers at the other. Between these
+ extremes comes the main body of doctors (also, of course, with a weak and
+ a strong end) who can be trusted to work under regulations with more or
+ less aid from above according to the gravity of the case. Or, to put it in
+ terms of the cases, there are cases that present no difficulties, and can
+ be dealt with by a nurse or student at one end of the scale, and cases
+ that require watching and handling by the very highest existing skill at
+ the other; whilst between come the great mass of cases which need visits
+ from the doctor of ordinary ability and from the chiefs of the profession
+ in the proportion of, say, seven to none, seven to one, three to one, one
+ to one, or, for a day or two, none to one. Such a service is organized at
+ present only in hospitals; though in large towns the practice of calling
+ in the consultant acts, to some extent, as a substitute for it. But in the
+ latter case it is quite unregulated except by professional etiquet, which,
+ as we have seen, has for its object, not the health of the patient or of
+ the community at large, but the protection of the doctor's livelihood and
+ the concealment of his errors. And as the consultant is an expensive
+ luxury, he is a last resource rather, as he should be, than a matter of
+ course, in all cases where the general practitioner is not equal to the
+ occasion: a predicament in which a very capable man may find himself at
+ any time through the cropping up of a case of which he has had no clinical
+ experience.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE SOCIAL SOLUTION OF THE MEDICAL PROBLEM
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ The social solution of the medical problem, then, depends on that large,
+ slowly advancing, pettishly resisted integration of society called
+ generally Socialism. Until the medical profession becomes a body of men
+ trained and paid by the country to keep the country in health it will
+ remain what it is at present: a conspiracy to exploit popular credulity
+ and human suffering. Already our M.O.H.s (Medical Officers of Health) are
+ in the new position: what is lacking is appreciation of the change, not
+ only by the public but by the private doctors. For, as we have seen, when
+ one of the first-rate posts becomes vacant in one of the great cities, and
+ all the leading M.O.H.s compete for it, they must appeal to the good
+ health of the cities of which they have been in charge, and not to the
+ size of the incomes the local private doctors are making out of the
+ ill-health of their patients. If a competitor can prove that he has
+ utterly ruined every sort of medical private practice in a large city
+ except obstetric practice and the surgery of accidents, his claims are
+ irresistible; and this is the ideal at which every M.O.H. should aim. But
+ the profession at large should none the less welcome him and set its house
+ in order for the social change which will finally be its own salvation.
+ For the M.O.H. as we know him is only the beginning of that army of Public
+ Hygiene which will presently take the place in general interest and honor
+ now occupied by our military and naval forces. It is silly that an
+ Englishman should be more afraid of a German soldier than of a British
+ disease germ, and should clamor for more barracks in the same newspapers
+ that protest against more school clinics, and cry out that if the State
+ fights disease for us it makes us paupers, though they never say that if
+ the State fights the Germans for us it makes us cowards. Fortunately, when
+ a habit of thought is silly it only needs steady treatment by ridicule
+ from sensible and witty people to be put out of countenance and perish.
+ Every year sees an increase in the number of persons employed in the
+ Public Health Service, who would formerly have been mere adventurers in
+ the Private Illness Service. To put it another way, a host of men and
+ women who have now a strong incentive to be mischievous and even murderous
+ rogues will have a much stronger, because a much honester, incentive to be
+ not only good citizens but active benefactors to the community. And they
+ will have no anxiety whatever about their incomes.
+ </p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE FUTURE OF PRIVATE PRACTICE
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ It must not be hastily concluded that this involves the extinction of the
+ private practitioner. What it will really mean for him is release from his
+ present degrading and scientifically corrupting slavery to his patients.
+ As I have already shown the doctor who has to live by pleasing his
+ patients in competition with everybody who has walked the hospitals,
+ scraped through the examinations, and bought a brass plate, soon finds
+ himself prescribing water to teetotallers and brandy or champagne jelly to
+ drunkards; beefsteaks and stout in one house, and "uric acid free"
+ vegetarian diet over the way; shut windows, big fires, and heavy overcoats
+ to old Colonels, and open air and as much nakedness as is compatible with
+ decency to young faddists, never once daring to say either "I don't know,"
+ or "I don't agree." For the strength of the doctor's, as of every other
+ man's position when the evolution of social organization at last reaches
+ his profession, will be that he will always have open to him the
+ alternative of public employment when the private employer becomes too
+ tyrannous. And let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can
+ disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. No
+ doubt doctors who are in great demand can be as high-handed and
+ independent as employees are in all classes when a dearth in their labor
+ market makes them indispensable; but the average doctor is not in this
+ position: he is struggling for life in an overcrowded profession, and
+ knows well that "a good bedside manner" will carry him to solvency through
+ a morass of illness, whilst the least attempt at plain dealing with people
+ who are eating too much, or drinking too much, or frowsting too much (to
+ go no further in the list of intemperances that make up so much of family
+ life) would soon land him in the Bankruptcy Court.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Private practice, thus protected, would itself protect individuals, as far
+ as such protection is possible, against the errors and superstitions of
+ State medicine, which are at worst no worse than the errors and
+ superstitions of private practice, being, indeed, all derived from it.
+ Such monstrosities as vaccination are, as we have seen, founded, not on
+ science, but on half-crowns. If the Vaccination Acts, instead of being
+ wholly repealed as they are already half repealed, were strengthened by
+ compelling every parent to have his child vaccinated by a public officer
+ whose salary was completely independent of the number of vaccinations
+ performed by him, and for whom there was plenty of alternative public
+ health work waiting, vaccination would be dead in two years, as the
+ vaccinator would not only not gain by it, but would lose credit through
+ the depressing effects on the vital statistics of his district of the
+ illness and deaths it causes, whilst it would take from him all the credit
+ of that freedom from smallpox which is the result of good sanitary
+ administration and vigilant prevention of infection. Such absurd panic
+ scandals as that of the last London epidemic, where a fee of half-a-crown
+ per re-vaccination produced raids on houses during the absence of parents,
+ and the forcible seizure and re-vaccination of children left to answer the
+ door, can be prevented simply by abolishing the half-crown and all similar
+ follies, paying, not for this or that ceremony of witchcraft, but for
+ immunity from disease, and paying, too, in a rational way. The officer
+ with a fixed salary saves himself trouble by doing his business with the
+ least possible interference with the private citizen. The man paid by the
+ job loses money by not forcing his job on the public as often as possible
+ without reference to its results.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE TECHNICAL PROBLEM
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ As to any technical medical problem specially involved, there is none. If
+ there were, I should not be competent to deal with it, as I am not a
+ technical expert in medicine: I deal with the subject as an economist, a
+ politician, and a citizen exercising my common sense. Everything that I
+ have said applies equally to all the medical techniques, and will hold
+ good whether public hygiene be based on the poetic fancies of Christian
+ Science, the tribal superstitions of the druggist and the vivisector, or
+ the best we can make of our real knowledge. But I may remind those who
+ confusedly imagine that the medical problem is also the scientific
+ problem, that all problems are finally scientific problems. The notion
+ that therapeutics or hygiene or surgery is any more or less scientific
+ than making or cleaning boots is entertained only by people to whom a man
+ of science is still a magician who can cure diseases, transmute metals,
+ and enable us to live for ever. It may still be necessary for some time to
+ come to practise on popular credulity, popular love and dread of the
+ marvellous, and popular idolatry, to induce the poor to comply with the
+ sanitary regulations they are too ignorant to understand. As I have
+ elsewhere confessed, I have myself been responsible for ridiculous
+ incantations with burning sulphur, experimentally proved to be quite
+ useless, because poor people are convinced, by the mystical air of the
+ burning and the horrible smell, that it exorcises the demons of smallpox
+ and scarlet fever and makes it safe for them to return to their houses. To
+ assure them that the real secret is sunshine and soap is only to convince
+ them that you do not care whether they live or die, and wish to save money
+ at their expense. So you perform the incantation; and back they go to
+ their houses, satisfied. A religious ceremony&mdash;a poetic blessing of
+ the threshold, for instance&mdash;would be much better; but unfortunately
+ our religion is weak on the sanitary side. One of the worst misfortunes of
+ Christendom was that reaction against the voluptuous bathing of the
+ imperial Romans which made dirty habits a part of Christian piety, and in
+ some unlucky places (the Sandwich Islands for example) made the
+ introduction of Christianity also the introduction of disease, because the
+ formulators of the superseded native religion, like Mahomet, had been
+ enlightened enough to introduce as religious duties such sanitary measures
+ as ablution and the most careful and reverent treatment of everything cast
+ off by the human body, even to nail clippings and hairs; and our
+ missionaries thoughtlessly discredited this godly doctrine without
+ supplying its place, which was promptly taken by laziness and neglect. If
+ the priests of Ireland could only be persuaded to teach their flocks that
+ it is a deadly insult to the Blessed Virgin to place her image in a
+ cottage that is not kept up to that high standard of Sunday cleanliness to
+ which all her worshippers must believe she is accustomed, and to represent
+ her as being especially particular about stables because her son was born
+ in one, they might do more in one year than all the Sanitary Inspectors in
+ Ireland could do in twenty; and they could hardly doubt that Our Lady
+ would be delighted. Perhaps they do nowadays; for Ireland is certainly a
+ transfigured country since my youth as far as clean faces and pinafores
+ can transfigure it. In England, where so many of the inhabitants are too
+ gross to believe in poetic faiths, too respectable to tolerate the notion
+ that the stable at Bethany was a common peasant farmer's stable instead of
+ a first-rate racing one, and too savage to believe that anything can
+ really cast out the devil of disease unless it be some terrifying hoodoo
+ of tortures and stinks, the M.O.H. will no doubt for a long time to come
+ have to preach to fools according to their folly, promising miracles, and
+ threatening hideous personal consequences of neglect of by-laws and the
+ like; therefore it will be important that every M.O.H. shall have, with
+ his (or her) other qualifications, a sense of humor, lest (he or she)
+ should come at last to believe all the nonsense that must needs be talked.
+ But he must, in his capacity of an expert advising the authorities, keep
+ the government itself free of superstition. If Italian peasants are so
+ ignorant that the Church can get no hold of them except by miracles, why,
+ miracles there must be. The blood of St. Januarius must liquefy whether
+ the Saint is in the humor or not. To trick a heathen into being a dutiful
+ Christian is no worse than to trick a whitewasher into trusting himself in
+ a room where a smallpox patient has lain, by pretending to exorcise the
+ disease with burning sulphur. But woe to the Church if in deceiving the
+ peasant it also deceives itself; for then the Church is lost, and the
+ peasant too, unless he revolt against it. Unless the Church works the
+ pretended miracle painfully against the grain, and is continually urged by
+ its dislike of the imposture to strive to make the peasant susceptible to
+ the true reasons for behaving well, the Church will become an instrument
+ of his corruption and an exploiter of his ignorance, and will find itself
+ launched upon that persecution of scientific truth of which all
+ priesthoods are accused and none with more justice than the scientific
+ priesthood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And here we come to the danger that terrifies so many of us: the danger of
+ having a hygienic orthodoxy imposed on us. But we must face that: in such
+ crowded and poverty ridden civilizations as ours any orthodoxy is better
+ than laisser-faire. If our population ever comes to consist exclusively of
+ well-to-do, highly cultivated, and thoroughly instructed free persons in a
+ position to take care of themselves, no doubt they will make short work of
+ a good deal of official regulation that is now of life-and-death necessity
+ to us; but under existing circumstances, I repeat, almost any sort of
+ attention that democracy will stand is better than neglect. Attention and
+ activity lead to mistakes as well as to successes; but a life spent in
+ making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life
+ spent doing nothing. The one lesson that comes out of all our theorizing
+ and experimenting is that there is only one really scientific progressive
+ method; and that is the method of trial and error. If you come to that,
+ what is laisser-faire but an orthodoxy? the most tyrannous and disastrous
+ of all the orthodoxies, since it forbids you even to learn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ THE LATEST THEORIES
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ Medical theories are so much a matter of fashion, and the most fertile of
+ them are modified so rapidly by medical practice and biological research,
+ which are international activities, that the play which furnishes the
+ pretext for this preface is already slightly outmoded, though I believe it
+ may be taken as a faithful record for the year (1906) in which it was
+ begun. I must not expose any professional man to ruin by connecting his
+ name with the entire freedom of criticism which I, as a layman, enjoy; but
+ it will be evident to all experts that my play could not have been written
+ but for the work done by Sir Almroth Wright in the theory and practice of
+ securing immunization from bacterial diseases by the inoculation of
+ "vaccines" made of their own bacteria: a practice incorrectly called
+ vaccinetherapy (there is nothing vaccine about it) apparently because it
+ is what vaccination ought to be and is not. Until Sir Almroth Wright,
+ following up one of Metchnikoff's most suggestive biological romances,
+ discovered that the white corpuscles or phagocytes which attack and devour
+ disease germs for us do their work only when we butter the disease germs
+ appetizingly for them with a natural sauce which Sir Almroth named
+ opsonin, and that our production of this condiment continually rises and
+ falls rhythmically from negligibility to the highest efficiency, nobody
+ had been able even to conjecture why the various serums that were from
+ time to time introduced as having effected marvellous cures, presently
+ made such direful havoc of some unfortunate patient that they had to be
+ dropped hastily. The quantity of sturdy lying that was necessary to save
+ the credit of inoculation in those days was prodigious; and had it not
+ been for the devotion shown by the military authorities throughout Europe,
+ who would order the entire disappearance of some disease from their
+ armies, and bring it about by the simple plan of changing the name under
+ which the cases were reported, or for our own Metropolitan Asylums Board,
+ which carefully suppressed all the medical reports that revealed the
+ sometimes quite appalling effects of epidemics of revaccination, there is
+ no saying what popular reaction might not have taken place against the
+ whole immunization movement in therapeutics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The situation was saved when Sir Almroth Wright pointed out that if you
+ inoculated a patient with pathogenic germs at a moment when his powers of
+ cooking them for consumption by the phagocytes was receding to its lowest
+ point, you would certainly make him a good deal worse and perhaps kill
+ him, whereas if you made precisely the same inoculation when the cooking
+ power was rising to one of its periodical climaxes, you would stimulate it
+ to still further exertions and produce just the opposite result. And he
+ invented a technique for ascertaining in which phase the patient happened
+ to be at any given moment. The dramatic possibilities of this discovery
+ and invention will be found in my play. But it is one thing to invent a
+ technique: it is quite another to persuade the medical profession to
+ acquire it. Our general practitioners, I gather, simply declined to
+ acquire it, being mostly unable to afford either the acquisition or the
+ practice of it when acquired. Something simple, cheap, and ready at all
+ times for all comers, is, as I have shown, the only thing that is
+ economically possible in general practice, whatever may be the case in Sir
+ Almroth's famous laboratory in St. Mary's Hospital. It would have become
+ necessary to denounce opsonin in the trade papers as a fad and Sir Almroth
+ as a dangerous man if his practice in the laboratory had not led him to
+ the conclusion that the customary inoculations were very much too
+ powerful, and that a comparatively infinitesimal dose would not
+ precipitate a negative phase of cooking activity, and might induce a
+ positive one. And thus it happens that the refusal of our general
+ practitioners to acquire the new technique is no longer quite so dangerous
+ in practice as it was when The Doctor's Dilemma was written: nay, that Sir
+ Ralph Bloomfield Boningtons way of administering inoculations as if they
+ were spoonfuls of squills may sometimes work fairly well. For all that, I
+ find Sir Almroth Wright, on the 23rd May, 1910, warning the Royal Society
+ of Medicine that "the clinician has not yet been prevailed upon to
+ reconsider his position," which means that the general practitioner ("the
+ doctor," as he is called in our homes) is going on just as he did before,
+ and could not afford to learn or practice a new technique even if he had
+ ever heard of it. To the patient who does not know about it he will say
+ nothing. To the patient who does, he will ridicule it, and disparage Sir
+ Almroth. What else can he do, except confess his ignorance and starve?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But now please observe how "the whirligig of time brings its revenges."
+ This latest discovery of the remedial virtue of a very, very tiny hair of
+ the dog that bit you reminds us, not only of Arndt's law of protoplasmic
+ reaction to stimuli, according to which weak and strong stimuli provoke
+ opposite reactions, but of Hahnemann's homeopathy, which was founded on
+ the fact alleged by Hahnemann that drugs which produce certain symptoms
+ when taken in ordinary perceptible quantities, will, when taken in
+ infinitesimally small quantities, provoke just the opposite symptoms; so
+ that the drug that gives you a headache will also cure a headache if you
+ take little enough of it. I have already explained that the savage
+ opposition which homeopathy encountered from the medical profession was
+ not a scientific opposition; for nobody seems to deny that some drugs act
+ in the alleged manner. It was opposed simply because doctors and
+ apothecaries lived by selling bottles and boxes of doctor's stuff to be
+ taken in spoonfuls or in pellets as large as peas; and people would not
+ pay as much for drops and globules no bigger than pins' heads. Nowadays,
+ however, the more cultivated folk are beginning to be so suspicious of
+ drugs, and the incorrigibly superstitious people so profusely supplied
+ with patent medicines (the medical advice to take them being wrapped round
+ the bottle and thrown in for nothing) that homeopathy has become a way of
+ rehabilitating the trade of prescription compounding, and is consequently
+ coming into professional credit. At which point the theory of opsonins
+ comes very opportunely to shake hands with it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Add to the newly triumphant homeopathist and the opsonist that other
+ remarkable innovator, the Swedish masseur, who does not theorize about
+ you, but probes you all over with his powerful thumbs until he finds out
+ your sore spots and rubs them away, besides cheating you into a little
+ wholesome exercise; and you have nearly everything in medical practice
+ to-day that is not flat witchcraft or pure commercial exploitation of
+ human credulity and fear of death. Add to them a good deal of vegetarian
+ and teetotal controversy raging round a clamor for scientific eating and
+ drinking, and resulting in little so far except calling digestion
+ Metabolism and dividing the public between the eminent doctor who tells us
+ that we do not eat enough fish, and his equally eminent colleague who
+ warns us that a fish diet must end in leprosy, and you have all that
+ opposes with any sort of countenance the rise of Christian Science with
+ its cathedrals and congregations and zealots and miracles and cures: all
+ very silly, no doubt, but sane and sensible, poetic and hopeful, compared
+ to the pseudo science of the commercial general practitioner, who
+ foolishly clamors for the prosecution and even the execution of the
+ Christian Scientists when their patients die, forgetting the long death
+ roll of his own patients.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By the time this preface is in print the kaleidoscope may have had another
+ shake; and opsonin may have gone the way of phlogiston at the hands of its
+ own restless discoverer. I will not say that Hahnemann may have gone the
+ way of Diafoirus; for Diafoirus we have always with us. But we shall still
+ pick up all our knowledge in pursuit of some Will o' the Wisp or other.
+ What is called science has always pursued the Elixir of Life and the
+ Philosopher's Stone, and is just as busy after them to-day as ever it was
+ in the days of Paracelsus. We call them by different names: Immunization
+ or Radiology or what not; but the dreams which lure us into the adventures
+ from which we learn are always at bottom the same. Science becomes
+ dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. What is
+ wrong with priests and popes is that instead of being apostles and saints,
+ they are nothing but empirics who say "I know" instead of "I am learning,"
+ and pray for credulity and inertia as wise men pray for scepticism and
+ activity. Such abominations as the Inquisition and the Vaccination Acts
+ are possible only in the famine years of the soul, when the great vital
+ dogmas of honor, liberty, courage, the kinship of all life, faith that the
+ unknown is greater than the known and is only the As Yet Unknown, and
+ resolution to find a manly highway to it, have been forgotten in a
+ paroxysm of littleness and terror in which nothing is active except
+ concupiscence and the fear of death, playing on which any trader can filch
+ a fortune, any blackguard gratify his cruelty, and any tyrant make us his
+ slaves.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Lest this should seem too rhetorical a conclusion for our professional men
+ of science, who are mostly trained not to believe anything unless it is
+ worded in the jargon of those writers who, because they never really
+ understand what they are trying to say, cannot find familiar words for it,
+ and are therefore compelled to invent a new language of nonsense for every
+ book they write, let me sum up my conclusions as dryly as is consistent
+ with accurate thought and live conviction.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 1. Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer
+ or a poor landlord.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 2. Of all the anti-social vested interests the worst is the vested
+ interest in ill-health.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 3. Remember that an illness is a misdemeanor; and treat the doctor as an
+ accessory unless he notifies every case to the Public Health authority.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 4. Treat every death as a possible and under our present system a probable
+ murder, by making it the subject of a reasonably conducted inquest; and
+ execute the doctor, if necessary, as a doctor, by striking him off the
+ register.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 5. Make up your mind how many doctors the community needs to keep it well.
+ Do not register more or less than this number; and let registration
+ constitute the doctor a civil servant with a dignified living wage paid
+ out of public funds.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 6. Municipalize Harley Street.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 7. Treat the private operator exactly as you would treat a private
+ executioner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 8. Treat persons who profess to be able to cure disease as you treat
+ fortune tellers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 9. Keep the public carefully informed, by special statistics and
+ announcements of individual cases, of all illnesses of doctors or in their
+ families.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 10. Make it compulsory for a doctor using a brass plate to have inscribed
+ on it, in addition to the letters indicating his qualifications, the words
+ "Remember that I too am mortal."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 11. In legislation and social organization, proceed on the principle that
+ invalids, meaning persons who cannot keep themselves alive by their own
+ activities, cannot, beyond reason, expect to be kept alive by the activity
+ of others. There is a point at which the most energetic policeman or
+ doctor, when called upon to deal with an apparently drowned person, gives
+ up artificial respiration, although it is never possible to declare with
+ certainty, at any point short of decomposition, that another five minutes
+ of the exercise would not effect resuscitation. The theory that every
+ individual alive is of infinite value is legislatively impracticable. No
+ doubt the higher the life we secure to the individual by wise social
+ organization, the greater his value is to the community, and the more
+ pains we shall take to pull him through any temporary danger or
+ disablement. But the man who costs more than he is worth is doomed by
+ sound hygiene as inexorably as by sound economics.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 12. Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 13. Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it
+ is for. Spend all you have before you die; and do not outlive yourself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ 14. Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up. This means
+ that your mother must have a good doctor. Be careful to go to a school
+ where there is what they call a school clinic, where your nutrition and
+ teeth and eyesight and other matters of importance to you will be attended
+ to. Be particularly careful to have all this done at the expense of the
+ nation, as otherwise it will not be done at all, the chances being about
+ forty to one against your being able to pay for it directly yourself, even
+ if you know how to set about it. Otherwise you will be what most people
+ are at present: an unsound citizen of an unsound nation, without sense
+ enough to be ashamed or unhappy about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </p>
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+Title: The Doctor's Dilemma: Preface on Doctors
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+Author: George Bernard Shaw
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+THE DOCTOR'S DILEMMA: PREFACE ON DOCTORS
+
+
+By Bernard Shaw
+
+
+1909
+
+
+
+It is not the fault of our doctors that the medical service of the
+community, as at present provided for, is a murderous absurdity. That
+any sane nation, having observed that you could provide for the supply
+of bread by giving bakers a pecuniary interest in baking for you, should
+go on to give a surgeon a pecuniary interest in cutting off your leg, is
+enough to make one despair of political humanity. But that is precisely
+what we have done. And the more appalling the mutilation, the more the
+mutilator is paid. He who corrects the ingrowing toe-nail receives a
+few shillings: he who cuts your inside out receives hundreds of guineas,
+except when he does it to a poor person for practice.
+
+Scandalized voices murmur that these operations are necessary. They
+may be. It may also be necessary to hang a man or pull down a house.
+But we take good care not to make the hangman and the housebreaker the
+judges of that. If we did, no man's neck would be safe and no man's
+house stable. But we do make the doctor the judge, and fine him anything
+from sixpence to several hundred guineas if he decides in our favor.
+I cannot knock my shins severely without forcing on some surgeon the
+difficult question, "Could I not make a better use of a pocketful
+of guineas than this man is making of his leg? Could he not write as
+well--or even better--on one leg than on two? And the guineas would
+make all the difference in the world to me just now. My wife--my pretty
+ones--the leg may mortify--it is always safer to operate--he will be
+well in a fortnight--artificial legs are now so well made that they
+are really better than natural ones--evolution is towards motors and
+leglessness, etc., etc., etc."
+
+Now there is no calculation that an engineer can make as to the behavior
+of a girder under a strain, or an astronomer as to the recurrence of a
+comet, more certain than the calculation that under such circumstances
+we shall be dismembered unnecessarily in all directions by surgeons
+who believe the operations to be necessary solely because they want to
+perform them. The process metaphorically called bleeding the rich man
+is performed not only metaphorically but literally every day by surgeons
+who are quite as honest as most of us. After all, what harm is there
+in it? The surgeon need not take off the rich man's (or woman's) leg or
+arm: he can remove the appendix or the uvula, and leave the patient none
+the worse after a fortnight or so in bed, whilst the nurse, the general
+practitioner, the apothecary, and the surgeon will be the better.
+
+
+
+
+DOUBTFUL CHARACTER BORNE BY THE MEDICAL PROFESSION
+
+Again I hear the voices indignantly muttering old phrases about the
+high character of a noble profession and the honor and conscience of
+its members. I must reply that the medical profession has not a
+high character: it has an infamous character. I do not know a single
+thoughtful and well-informed person who does not feel that the tragedy
+of illness at present is that it delivers you helplessly into the hands
+of a profession which you deeply mistrust, because it not only advocates
+and practises the most revolting cruelties in the pursuit of knowledge,
+and justifies them on grounds which would equally justify practising the
+same cruelties on yourself or your children, or burning down London to
+test a patent fire extinguisher, but, when it has shocked the public,
+tries to reassure it with lies of breath-bereaving brazenness. That
+is the character the medical profession has got just now. It may be
+deserved or it may not: there it is at all events, and the doctors who
+have not realized this are living in a fool's paradise. As to the humor
+and conscience of doctors, they have as much as any other class of men,
+no more and no less. And what other men dare pretend to be impartial
+where they have a strong pecuniary interest on one side? Nobody supposes
+that doctors are less virtuous than judges; but a judge whose salary
+and reputation depended on whether the verdict was for plaintiff or
+defendant, prosecutor or prisoner, would be as little trusted as a
+general in the pay of the enemy. To offer me a doctor as my judge, and
+then weight his decision with a bribe of a large sum of money and a
+virtual guarantee that if he makes a mistake it can never be proved
+against him, is to go wildly beyond the ascertained strain which human
+nature will bear. It is simply unscientific to allege or believe
+that doctors do not under existing circumstances perform unnecessary
+operations and manufacture and prolong lucrative illnesses. The only
+ones who can claim to be above suspicion are those who are so much
+sought after that their cured patients are immediately replaced by fresh
+ones. And there is this curious psychological fact to be remembered: a
+serious illness or a death advertizes the doctor exactly as a hanging
+advertizes the barrister who defended the person hanged. Suppose, for
+example, a royal personage gets something wrong with his throat, or has
+a pain in his inside. If a doctor effects some trumpery cure with a wet
+compress or a peppermint lozenge nobody takes the least notice of him.
+But if he operates on the throat and kills the patient, or extirpates
+an internal organ and keeps the whole nation palpitating for days whilst
+the patient hovers in pain and fever between life and death, his fortune
+is made: every rich man who omits to call him in when the same symptoms
+appear in his household is held not to have done his utmost duty to
+the patient. The wonder is that there is a king or queen left alive in
+Europe.
+
+
+
+
+DOCTOR'S CONSCIENCES
+
+There is another difficulty in trusting to the honor and conscience of
+a doctor. Doctors are just like other Englishmen: most of them have
+no honor and no conscience: what they commonly mistake for these is
+sentimentality and an intense dread of doing anything that everybody
+else does not do, or omitting to do anything that everybody else
+does. This of course does amount to a sort of working or rule-of-thumb
+conscience; but it means that you will do anything, good or bad,
+provided you get enough people to keep you in countenance by doing it
+also. It is the sort of conscience that makes it possible to keep order
+on a pirate ship, or in a troop of brigands. It may be said that in
+the last analysis there is no other sort of honor or conscience in
+existence--that the assent of the majority is the only sanction known to
+ethics. No doubt this holds good in political practice. If mankind knew
+the facts, and agreed with the doctors, then the doctors would be in
+the right; and any person who thought otherwise would be a lunatic. But
+mankind does not agree, and does not know the facts. All that can
+be said for medical popularity is that until there is a practicable
+alternative to blind trust in the doctor, the truth about the doctor is
+so terrible that we dare not face it. Moliere saw through the doctors;
+but he had to call them in just the same. Napoleon had no illusions
+about them; but he had to die under their treatment just as much as the
+most credulous ignoramus that ever paid sixpence for a bottle of strong
+medicine. In this predicament most people, to save themselves from
+unbearable mistrust and misery, or from being driven by their conscience
+into actual conflict with the law, fall back on the old rule that if you
+cannot have what you believe in you must believe in what you have. When
+your child is ill or your wife dying, and you happen to be very fond of
+them, or even when, if you are not fond of them, you are human enough to
+forget every personal grudge before the spectacle of a fellow creature
+in pain or peril, what you want is comfort, reassurance, something to
+clutch at, were it but a straw. This the doctor brings you. You have a
+wildly urgent feeling that something must be done; and the doctor does
+something. Sometimes what he does kills the patient; but you do not know
+that; and the doctor assures you that all that human skill could do
+has been done. And nobody has the brutality to say to the newly bereft
+father, mother, husband, wife, brother, or sister, "You have killed your
+lost darling by your credulity."
+
+
+
+
+THE PECULIAR PEOPLE
+
+Besides, the calling in of the doctor is now compulsory except in cases
+where the patient is an adult--and not too ill to decide the steps to
+be taken. We are subject to prosecution for manslaughter or for criminal
+neglect if the patient dies without the consolations of the medical
+profession. This menace is kept before the public by the Peculiar
+People. The Peculiars, as they are called, have gained their name by
+believing that the Bible is infallible, and taking their belief quite
+seriously. The Bible is very clear as to the treatment of illness.
+The Epistle of James; chapter v., contains the following explicit
+directions:
+
+14. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the Church;
+and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the
+Lord:
+
+15. And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall
+raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
+
+The Peculiars obey these instructions and dispense with doctors. They
+are therefore prosecuted for manslaughter when their children die.
+
+When I was a young man, the Peculiars were usually acquitted. The
+prosecution broke down when the doctor in the witness box was asked
+whether, if the child had had medical attendance, it would have lived.
+It was, of course, impossible for any man of sense and honor to assume
+divine omniscience by answering this in the affirmative, or indeed
+pretending to be able to answer it at all. And on this the judge had to
+instruct the jury that they must acquit the prisoner. Thus a judge with
+a keen sense of law (a very rare phenomenon on the Bench, by the way)
+was spared the possibility of leaving to sentence one prisoner (under
+the Blasphemy laws) for questioning the authority of Scripture, and
+another for ignorantly and superstitiously accepting it as a guide to
+conduct. To-day all this is changed. The doctor never hesitates to claim
+divine omniscience, nor to clamor for laws to punish any scepticism on
+the part of laymen. A modern doctor thinks nothing of signing the death
+certificate of one of his own diphtheria patients, and then going into
+the witness box and swearing a peculiar into prison for six months
+by assuring the jury, on oath, that if the prisoner's child, dead of
+diphtheria, had been placed under his treatment instead of that of St.
+James, it would not have lived. And he does so not only with impunity,
+but with public applause, though the logical course would be to
+prosecute him either for the murder of his own patient or for perjury
+in the case of St. James. Yet no barrister, apparently, dreams of asking
+for the statistics of the relative case-mortality in diphtheria among
+the Peculiars and among the believers in doctors, on which alone any
+valid opinion could be founded. The barrister is as superstitious as the
+doctor is infatuated; and the Peculiar goes unpitied to his cell, though
+nothing whatever has been proved except that his child does without
+the interference of a doctor as effectually as any of the hundreds of
+children who die every day of the same diseases in the doctor's care.
+
+
+
+
+RECOIL OF THE DOGMA OF MEDICAL INFALLIBILITY ON THE DOCTOR
+
+On the other hand, when the doctor is in the dock, or is the defendant
+in an action for malpractice, he has to struggle against the inevitable
+result of his former pretences to infinite knowledge and unerring skill.
+He has taught the jury and the judge, and even his own counsel, to
+believe that every doctor can, with a glance at the tongue, a touch
+on the pulse, and a reading of the clinical thermometer, diagnose with
+absolute certainty a patient's complaint, also that on dissecting a dead
+body he can infallibly put his finger on the cause of death, and, in
+cases where poisoning is suspected, the nature of the poison used. Now
+all this supposed exactness and infallibility is imaginary; and to
+treat a doctor as if his mistakes were necessarily malicious or corrupt
+malpractices (an inevitable deduction from the postulate that the
+doctor, being omniscient, cannot make mistakes) is as unjust as to
+blame the nearest apothecary for not being prepared to supply you with
+sixpenny-worth of the elixir of life, or the nearest motor garage for
+not having perpetual motion on sale in gallon tins. But if apothecaries
+and motor car makers habitually advertized elixir of life and perpetual
+motion, and succeeded in creating a strong general belief that they
+could supply it, they would find themselves in an awkward position if
+they were indicted for allowing a customer to die, or for burning a
+chauffeur by putting petrol into his car. That is the predicament the
+doctor finds himself in when he has to defend himself against a charge
+of malpractice by a plea of ignorance and fallibility. His plea is
+received with flat credulity; and he gets little sympathy, even from
+laymen who know, because he has brought the incredulity on himself. If
+he escapes, he can only do so by opening the eyes of the jury to the
+facts that medical science is as yet very imperfectly differentiated
+from common curemongering witchcraft; that diagnosis, though it means in
+many instances (including even the identification of pathogenic bacilli
+under the microscope) only a choice among terms so loose that they would
+not be accepted as definitions in any really exact science, is, even at
+that, an uncertain and difficult matter on which doctors often differ;
+and that the very best medical opinion and treatment varies widely from
+doctor to doctor, one practitioner prescribing six or seven scheduled
+poisons for so familiar a disease as enteric fever where another will
+not tolerate drugs at all; one starving a patient whom another would
+stuff; one urging an operation which another would regard as unnecessary
+and dangerous; one giving alcohol and meat which another would sternly
+forbid, etc., etc., etc.: all these discrepancies arising not between
+the opinion of good doctors and bad ones (the medical contention is,
+of course, that a bad doctor is an impossibility), but between
+practitioners of equal eminence and authority. Usually it is impossible
+to persuade the jury that these facts are facts. Juries seldom notice
+facts; and they have been taught to regard any doubts of the omniscience
+and omnipotence of doctors as blasphemy. Even the fact that doctors
+themselves die of the very diseases they profess to cure passes
+unnoticed. We do not shoot out our lips and shake our heads, saying,
+"They save others: themselves they cannot save": their reputation
+stands, like an African king's palace, on a foundation of dead bodies;
+and the result is that the verdict goes against the defendant when the
+defendant is a doctor accused of malpractice.
+
+Fortunately for the doctors, they very seldom find themselves in this
+position, because it is so difficult to prove anything against them. The
+only evidence that can decide a case of malpractice is expert evidence:
+that is, the evidence of other doctors; and every doctor will allow a
+colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond
+of professional etiquet by giving him away. It is the nurse who gives
+the doctor away in private, because every nurse has some particular
+doctor whom she likes; and she usually assures her patients that all the
+others are disastrous noodles, and soothes the tedium of the sick-bed
+by gossip about their blunders. She will even give a doctor away for the
+sake of making the patient believe that she knows more than the doctor.
+But she dare not, for her livelihood, give the doctor away in public.
+And the doctors stand by one another at all costs. Now and then some
+doctor in an unassailable position, like the late Sir William Gull, will
+go into the witness box and say what he really thinks about the way a
+patient has been treated; but such behavior is considered little short
+of infamous by his colleagues.
+
+
+
+
+WHY DOCTORS DO NOT DIFFER
+
+The truth is, there would never be any public agreement among doctors if
+they did not agree to agree on the main point of the doctor being always
+in the right. Yet the two guinea man never thinks that the five shilling
+man is right: if he did, he would be understood as confessing to an
+overcharge of one pound seventeen shillings; and on the same ground
+the five shilling man cannot encourage the notion that the owner of the
+sixpenny surgery round the corner is quite up to his mark. Thus even
+the layman has to be taught that infallibility is not quite infallible,
+because there are two qualities of it to be had at two prices.
+
+But there is no agreement even in the same rank at the same price.
+During the first great epidemic of influenza towards the end of
+the nineteenth century a London evening paper sent round a
+journalist-patient to all the great consultants of that day, and
+published their advice and prescriptions; a proceeding passionately
+denounced by the medical papers as a breach of confidence of these
+eminent physicians. The case was the same; but the prescriptions were
+different, and so was the advice. Now a doctor cannot think his own
+treatment right and at the same time think his colleague right in
+prescribing a different treatment when the patient is the same. Anyone
+who has ever known doctors well enough to hear medical shop talked
+without reserve knows that they are full of stories about each other's
+blunders and errors, and that the theory of their omniscience and
+omnipotence no more holds good among themselves than it did with Moliere
+and Napoleon. But for this very reason no doctor dare accuse another of
+malpractice. He is not sure enough of his own opinion to ruin another
+man by it. He knows that if such conduct were tolerated in his
+profession no doctor's livelihood or reputation would be worth a year's
+purchase. I do not blame him: I would do the same myself. But the effect
+of this state of things is to make the medical profession a conspiracy
+to hide its own shortcomings. No doubt the same may be said of all
+professions. They are all conspiracies against the laity; and I do not
+suggest that the medical conspiracy is either better or worse than the
+military conspiracy, the legal conspiracy, the sacerdotal conspiracy,
+the pedagogic conspiracy, the royal and aristocratic conspiracy, the
+literary and artistic conspiracy, and the innumerable industrial,
+commercial, and financial conspiracies, from the trade unions to the
+great exchanges, which make up the huge conflict which we call society.
+But it is less suspected. The Radicals who used to advocate, as an
+indispensable preliminary to social reform, the strangling of the
+last king with the entrails of the last priest, substituted compulsory
+vaccination for compulsory baptism without a murmur.
+
+
+
+
+THE CRAZE FOR OPERATIONS
+
+Thus everything is on the side of the doctor. When men die of disease
+they are said to die from natural causes. When they recover (and they
+mostly do) the doctor gets the credit of curing them. In surgery all
+operations are recorded as successful if the patient can be got out of
+the hospital or nursing home alive, though the subsequent history of the
+case may be such as would make an honest surgeon vow never to recommend
+or perform the operation again. The large range of operations which
+consist of amputating limbs and extirpating organs admits of no direct
+verification of their necessity. There is a fashion in operations as
+there is in sleeves and skirts: the triumph of some surgeon who has at
+last found out how to make a once desperate operation fairly safe
+is usually followed by a rage for that operation not only among the
+doctors, but actually among their patients. There are men and women whom
+the operating table seems to fascinate; half-alive people who through
+vanity, or hypochondria, or a craving to be the constant objects of
+anxious attention or what not, lose such feeble sense as they ever had
+of the value of their own organs and limbs. They seem to care as little
+for mutilation as lobsters or lizards, which at least have the excuse
+that they grow new claws and new tails if they lose the old ones. Whilst
+this book was being prepared for the press a case was tried in the
+Courts, of a man who sued a railway company for damages because a train
+had run over him and amputated both his legs. He lost his case because
+it was proved that he had deliberately contrived the occurrence himself
+for the sake of getting an idler's pension at the expense of the railway
+company, being too dull to realize how much more he had to lose than
+to gain by the bargain even if he had won his case and received damages
+above his utmost hopes.
+
+Thus amazing case makes it possible to say, with some prospect of
+being believed, that there is in the classes who can afford to pay
+for fashionable operations a sprinkling of persons so incapable
+of appreciating the relative importance of preserving their bodily
+integrity, (including the capacity for parentage) and the pleasure of
+talking about themselves and hearing themselves talked about as the
+heroes and heroines of sensational operations, that they tempt
+surgeons to operate on them not only with large fees, but with personal
+solicitation. Now it cannot be too often repeated that when an operation
+is once performed, nobody can ever prove that it was unnecessary. If I
+refuse to allow my leg to be amputated, its mortification and my death
+may prove that I was wrong; but if I let the leg go, nobody can ever
+prove that it would not have mortified had I been obstinate. Operation
+is therefore the safe side for the surgeon as well as the lucrative
+side. The result is that we hear of "conservative surgeons" as a
+distinct class of practitioners who make it a rule not to operate if
+they can possibly help it, and who are sought after by the people who
+have vitality enough to regard an operation as a last resort. But no
+surgeon is bound to take the conservative view. If he believes that an
+organ is at best a useless survival, and that if he extirpates it the
+patient will be well and none the worse in a fortnight, whereas to
+await the natural cure would mean a month's illness, then he is clearly
+justified in recommending the operation even if the cure without
+operation is as certain as anything of the kind ever can be. Thus the
+conservative surgeon and the radical or extirpatory surgeon may both
+be right as far as the ultimate cure is concerned; so that their
+consciences do not help them out of their differences.
+
+
+
+
+CREDULITY AND CHLOROFORM
+
+There is no harder scientific fact in the world than the fact that
+belief can be produced in practically unlimited quantity and intensity,
+without observation or reasoning, and even in defiance of both, by the
+simple desire to believe founded on a strong interest in believing.
+Everybody recognizes this in the case of the amatory infatuations of
+the adolescents who see angels and heroes in obviously (to others)
+commonplace and even objectionable maidens and youths. But it holds good
+over the entire field of human activity. The hardest-headed materialist
+will become a consulter of table-rappers and slate-writers if he loses
+a child or a wife so beloved that the desire to revive and communicate
+with them becomes irresistible. The cobbler believes that there is
+nothing like leather. The Imperialist who regards the conquest of
+England by a foreign power as the worst of political misfortunes
+believes that the conquest of a foreign power by England would be a boon
+to the conquered. Doctors are no more proof against such illusions than
+other men. Can anyone then doubt that under existing conditions a great
+deal of unnecessary and mischievous operating is bound to go on,
+and that patients are encouraged to imagine that modern surgery and
+anesthesia have made operations much less serious matters than they
+really are? When doctors write or speak to the public about operations,
+they imply, and often say in so many words, that chloroform has made
+surgery painless. People who have been operated on know better.
+The patient does not feel the knife, and the operation is therefore
+enormously facilitated for the surgeon; but the patient pays for the
+anesthesia with hours of wretched sickness; and when that is over there
+is the pain of the wound made by the surgeon, which has to heal like any
+other wound. This is why operating surgeons, who are usually out of the
+house with their fee in their pockets before the patient has recovered
+consciousness, and who therefore see nothing of the suffering witnessed
+by the general practitioner and the nurse, occasionally talk of
+operations very much as the hangman in Barnaby Rudge talked of
+executions, as if being operated on were a luxury in sensation as well
+as in price.
+
+
+
+
+MEDICAL POVERTY
+
+To make matters worse, doctors are hideously poor. The Irish gentleman
+doctor of my boyhood, who took nothing less than a guinea, though he
+might pay you four visits for it, seems to have no equivalent nowadays
+in English society. Better be a railway porter than an ordinary English
+general practitioner. A railway porter has from eighteen to twenty-three
+shillings a week from the Company merely as a retainer; and his
+additional fees from the public, if we leave the third-class twopenny
+tip out of account (and I am by no means sure that even this reservation
+need be made), are equivalent to doctor's fees in the case of
+second-class passengers, and double doctor's fees in the case of first.
+Any class of educated men thus treated tends to become a brigand class,
+and doctors are no exception to the rule. They are offered disgraceful
+prices for advice and medicine. Their patients are for the most part so
+poor and so ignorant that good advice would be resented as impracticable
+and wounding. When you are so poor that you cannot afford to refuse
+eighteenpence from a man who is too poor to pay you any more, it
+is useless to tell him that what he or his sick child needs is not
+medicine, but more leisure, better clothes, better food, and a better
+drained and ventilated house. It is kinder to give him a bottle of
+something almost as cheap as water, and tell him to come again with
+another eighteenpence if it does not cure him. When you have done that
+over and over again every day for a week, how much scientific conscience
+have you left? If you are weak-minded enough to cling desperately to
+your eighteenpence as denoting a certain social superiority to the
+sixpenny doctor, you will be miserably poor all your life; whilst the
+sixpenny doctor, with his low prices and quick turnover of patients,
+visibly makes much more than you do and kills no more people.
+
+A doctor's character can no more stand out against such conditions than
+the lungs of his patients can stand out against bad ventilation. The
+only way in which he can preserve his self-respect is by forgetting
+all he ever learnt of science, and clinging to such help as he can
+give without cost merely by being less ignorant and more accustomed to
+sick-beds than his patients. Finally, he acquires a certain skill at
+nursing cases under poverty-stricken domestic conditions, just as women
+who have been trained as domestic servants in some huge institution with
+lifts, vacuum cleaners, electric lighting, steam heating, and machinery
+that turns the kitchen into a laboratory and engine house combined,
+manage, when they are sent out into the world to drudge as general
+servants, to pick up their business in a new way, learning the
+slatternly habits and wretched makeshifts of homes where even bundles of
+kindling wood are luxuries to be anxiously economized.
+
+
+
+
+THE SUCCESSFUL DOCTOR
+
+The doctor whose success blinds public opinion to medical poverty is
+almost as completely demoralized. His promotion means that his practice
+becomes more and more confined to the idle rich. The proper advice for
+most of their ailments is typified in Abernethy's "Live on sixpence a
+day and earn it." But here, as at the other end of the scale, the right
+advice is neither agreeable nor practicable. And every hypochondriacal
+rich lady or gentleman who can be persuaded that he or she is a lifelong
+invalid means anything from fifty to five hundred pounds a year for the
+doctor. Operations enable a surgeon to earn similar sums in a couple
+of hours; and if the surgeon also keeps a nursing home, he may make
+considerable profits at the same time by running what is the most
+expensive kind of hotel. These gains are so great that they undo much
+of the moral advantage which the absence of grinding pecuniary anxiety
+gives the rich doctor over the poor one. It is true that the temptation
+to prescribe a sham treatment because the real treatment is too dear for
+either patient or doctor does not exist for the rich doctor. He always
+has plenty of genuine cases which can afford genuine treatment; and
+these provide him with enough sincere scientific professional work to
+save him from the ignorance, obsolescence, and atrophy of scientific
+conscience into which his poorer colleagues sink. But on the other hand
+his expenses are enormous. Even as a bachelor, he must, at London west
+end rates, make over a thousand a year before he can afford even to
+insure his life. His house, his servants, and his equipage (or autopage)
+must be on the scale to which his patients are accustomed, though a
+couple of rooms with a camp bed in one of them might satisfy his own
+requirements. Above all, the income which provides for these outgoings
+stops the moment he himself stops working. Unlike the man of business,
+whose managers, clerks, warehousemen and laborers keep his business
+going whilst he is in bed or in his club, the doctor cannot earn a
+farthing by deputy. Though he is exceptionally exposed to infection, and
+has to face all weathers at all hours of the night and day, often not
+enjoying a complete night's rest for a week, the money stops coming in
+the moment he stops going out; and therefore illness has special terrors
+for him, and success no certain permanence. He dare not stop making
+hay while the sun shines; for it may set at any time. Men do not resist
+pressure of this intensity. When they come under it as doctors they pay
+unnecessary visits; they write prescriptions that are as absurd as the
+rub of chalk with which an Irish tailor once charmed away a wart from my
+father's finger; they conspire with surgeons to promote operations; they
+nurse the delusions of the malade imaginaire (who is always really ill
+because, as there is no such thing as perfect health, nobody is ever
+really well); they exploit human folly, vanity, and fear of death as
+ruthlessly as their own health, strength, and patience are exploited
+by selfish hypochondriacs. They must do all these things or else
+run pecuniary risks that no man can fairly be asked to run. And the
+healthier the world becomes, the more they are compelled to live by
+imposture and the less by that really helpful activity of which all
+doctors get enough to preserve them from utter corruption. For even the
+most hardened humbug who ever prescribed ether tonics to ladies whose
+need for tonics is of precisely the same character as the need of poorer
+women for a glass of gin, has to help a mother through child-bearing
+often enough to feel that he is not living wholly in vain.
+
+
+
+
+THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SELF-RESPECT IN SURGEONS
+
+The surgeon, though often more unscrupulous than the general
+practitioner, retains his self-respect more easily. The human conscience
+can subsist on very questionable food. No man who is occupied in doing
+a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his
+self-respect. The shirk, the duffer, the malingerer, the coward, the
+weakling, may be put out of countenance by his own failures and frauds;
+but the man who does evil skilfully, energetically, masterfully, grows
+prouder and bolder at every crime. The common man may have to found his
+self-respect on sobriety, honesty and industry; but a Napoleon needs no
+such props for his sense of dignity. If Nelson's conscience whispered to
+him at all in the silent watches of the night, you may depend on it it
+whispered about the Baltic and the Nile and Cape St. Vincent, and not
+about his unfaithfulness to his wife. A man who robs little children
+when no one is looking can hardly have much self-respect or even
+self-esteem; but an accomplished burglar must be proud of himself. In
+the play to which I am at present preluding I have represented an artist
+who is so entirely satisfied with his artistic conscience, even to the
+point of dying like a saint with its support, that he is utterly selfish
+and unscrupulous in every other relation without feeling at the smallest
+disadvantage. The same thing may be observed in women who have a genius
+for personal attractiveness: they expend more thought, labor, skill,
+inventiveness, taste and endurance on making themselves lovely than
+would suffice to keep a dozen ugly women honest; and this enables them
+to maintain a high opinion of themselves, and an angry contempt for
+unattractive and personally careless women, whilst they lie and cheat
+and slander and sell themselves without a blush. The truth is, hardly
+any of us have ethical energy enough for more than one really inflexible
+point of honor. Andrea del Sarto, like Louis Dubedat in my play, must
+have expended on the attainment of his great mastery of design and his
+originality in fresco painting more conscientiousness and industry
+than go to the making of the reputations of a dozen ordinary mayors and
+churchwardens; but (if Vasari is to be believed) when the King of France
+entrusted him with money to buy pictures for him, he stole it to
+spend on his wife. Such cases are not confined to eminent artists.
+Unsuccessful, unskilful men are often much more scrupulous than
+successful ones. In the ranks of ordinary skilled labor many men are to
+be found who earn good wages and are never out of a job because they are
+strong, indefatigable, and skilful, and who therefore are bold in a high
+opinion of themselves; but they are selfish and tyrannical, gluttonous
+and drunken, as their wives and children know to their cost.
+
+Not only do these talented energetic people retain their self-respect
+through shameful misconduct: they do not even lose the respect of
+others, because their talents benefit and interest everybody, whilst
+their vices affect only a few. An actor, a painter, a composer, an
+author, may be as selfish as he likes without reproach from the public
+if only his art is superb; and he cannot fulfil his condition without
+sufficient effort and sacrifice to make him feel noble and martyred in
+spite of his selfishness. It may even happen that the selfishness of
+an artist may be a benefit to the public by enabling him to concentrate
+himself on their gratification with a recklessness of every other
+consideration that makes him highly dangerous to those about him. In
+sacrificing others to himself he is sacrificing them to the public he
+gratifies; and the public is quite content with that arrangement. The
+public actually has an interest in the artist's vices.
+
+It has no such interest in the surgeon's vices. The surgeon's art is
+exercised at its expense, not for its gratification. We do not go to the
+operating table as we go to the theatre, to the picture gallery, to the
+concert room, to be entertained and delighted: we go to be tormented and
+maimed, lest a worse thing should befall us. It is of the most extreme
+importance to us that the experts on whose assurance we face this horror
+and suffer this mutilation should leave no interests but our own to
+think of; should judge our cases scientifically; and should feel about
+them kindly. Let us see what guarantees we have: first for the science,
+and then for the kindness.
+
+
+
+
+ARE DOCTORS MEN OF SCIENCE?
+
+I presume nobody will question the existence of widely spread popular
+delusion that every doctor is a titan of science. It is escaped only in
+the very small class which understands by science something more than
+conjuring with retorts and spirit lamps, magnets and microscopes, and
+discovering magical cures for disease. To a sufficiently ignorant man
+every captain of a trading schooner is a Galileo, every organ-grinder
+a Beethoven, every piano-tuner a Hemholtz, every Old Bailey barrister
+a Solon, every Seven Dials pigeon dealer a Darwin, every scrivener a
+Shakespear, every locomotive engine a miracle, and its driver no less
+wonderful than George Stephenson. As a matter of fact, the rank and file
+of doctors are no more scientific than their tailors; or, if you prefer
+to put it the reverse way, their tailors are no less scientific than
+they. Doctoring is an art, not a science: any layman who is interested
+in science sufficiently to take in one of the scientific journals and
+follow the literature of the scientific movement, knows more about it
+than those doctors (probably a large majority) who are not interested in
+it, and practise only to earn their bread. Doctoring is not even the art
+of keeping people in health (no doctor seems able to advise you what to
+eat any better than his grandmother or the nearest quack): it is the
+art of curing illnesses. It does happen exceptionally that a practising
+doctor makes a contribution to science (my play describes a very notable
+one); but it happens much oftener that he draws disastrous conclusions
+from his clinical experience because he has no conception of scientific
+method, and believes, like any rustic, that the handling of evidence and
+statistics needs no expertness. The distinction between a quack doctor
+and a qualified one is mainly that only the qualified one is authorized
+to sign death certificates, for which both sorts seem to have about
+equal occasion. Unqualified practitioners now make large incomes as
+hygienists, and are resorted to as frequently by cultivated amateur
+scientists who understand quite well what they are doing as by ignorant
+people who are simply dupes. Bone-setters make fortunes under the very
+noses of our greatest surgeons from educated and wealthy patients; and
+some of the most successful doctors on the register use quite heretical
+methods of treating disease, and have qualified themselves solely for
+convenience. Leaving out of account the village witches who prescribe
+spells and sell charms, the humblest professional healers in this
+country are the herbalists. These men wander through the fields on
+Sunday seeking for herbs with magic properties of curing disease,
+preventing childbirth, and the like. Each of them believes that he is on
+the verge of a great discovery, in which Virginia Snake Root will be
+an ingredient, heaven knows why! Virginia Snake Root fascinates
+the imagination of the herbalist as mercury used to fascinate the
+alchemists. On week days he keeps a shop in which he sells packets of
+pennyroyal, dandelion, etc., labelled with little lists of the diseases
+they are supposed to cure, and apparently do cure to the satisfaction of
+the people who keep on buying them. I have never been able to perceive
+any distinction between the science of the herbalist and that of the
+duly registered doctor. A relative of mine recently consulted a doctor
+about some of the ordinary symptoms which indicate the need for a
+holiday and a change. The doctor satisfied himself that the patient's
+heart was a little depressed. Digitalis being a drug labelled as a
+heart specific by the profession, he promptly administered a stiff dose.
+Fortunately the patient was a hardy old lady who was not easily killed.
+She recovered with no worse result than her conversion to Christian
+Science, which owes its vogue quite as much to public despair of doctors
+as to superstition. I am not, observe, here concerned with the question
+as to whether the dose of digitalis was judicious or not; the point is,
+that a farm laborer consulting a herbalist would have been treated in
+exactly the same way.
+
+
+
+
+BACTERIOLOGY AS A SUPERSTITION
+
+The smattering of science that all--even doctors--pick up from the
+ordinary newspapers nowadays only makes the doctor more dangerous than
+he used to be. Wise men used to take care to consult doctors qualified
+before 1860, who were usually contemptuous of or indifferent to the germ
+theory and bacteriological therapeutics; but now that these veterans
+have mostly retired or died, we are left in the hands of the generations
+which, having heard of microbes much as St. Thomas Aquinas heard of
+angels, suddenly concluded that the whole art of healing could be summed
+up in the formula: Find the microbe and kill it. And even that they did
+not know how to do. The simplest way to kill most microbes is to throw
+them into an open street or river and let the sun shine on them, which
+explains the fact that when great cities have recklessly thrown all
+their sewage into the open river the water has sometimes been cleaner
+twenty miles below the city than thirty miles above it. But doctors
+instinctively avoid all facts that are reassuring, and eagerly swallow
+those that make it a marvel that anyone could possibly survive three
+days in an atmosphere consisting mainly of countless pathogenic
+germs. They conceive microbes as immortal until slain by a germicide
+administered by a duly qualified medical man. All through Europe people
+are adjured, by public notices and even under legal penalties, not to
+throw their microbes into the sunshine, but to collect them carefully in
+a handkerchief; shield the handkerchief from the sun in the darkness
+and warmth of the pocket; and send it to a laundry to be mixed up with
+everybody else's handkerchiefs, with results only too familiar to local
+health authorities.
+
+In the first frenzy of microbe killing, surgical instruments were dipped
+in carbolic oil, which was a great improvement on not dipping them in
+anything at all and simply using them dirty; but as microbes are so fond
+of carbolic oil that they swarm in it, it was not a success from the
+anti-microbe point of view. Formalin was squirted into the circulation
+of consumptives until it was discovered that formalin nourishes the
+tubercle bacillus handsomely and kills men. The popular theory of
+disease is the common medical theory: namely, that every disease had
+its microbe duly created in the garden of Eden, and has been steadily
+propagating itself and producing widening circles of malignant disease
+ever since. It was plain from the first that if this had been even
+approximately true, the whole human race would have been wiped out by
+the plague long ago, and that every epidemic, instead of fading out as
+mysteriously as it rushed in, would spread over the whole world. It was
+also evident that the characteristic microbe of a disease might be a
+symptom instead of a cause. An unpunctual man is always in a hurry;
+but it does not follow that hurry is the cause of unpunctuality: on the
+contrary, what is the matter with the patient is sloth. When Florence
+Nightingale said bluntly that if you overcrowded your soldiers in dirty
+quarters there would be an outbreak of smallpox among them, she was
+snubbed as an ignorant female who did not know that smallpox can be
+produced only by the importation of its specific microbe.
+
+If this was the line taken about smallpox, the microbe of which
+has never yet been run down and exposed under the microscope by the
+bacteriologist, what must have been the ardor of conviction as to
+tuberculosis, tetanus, enteric fever, Maltese fever, diphtheria, and
+the rest of the diseases in which the characteristic bacillus had been
+identified! When there was no bacillus it was assumed that, since
+no disease could exist without a bacillus, it was simply eluding
+observation. When the bacillus was found, as it frequently was, in
+persons who were not suffering from the disease, the theory was saved
+by simply calling the bacillus an impostor, or pseudobacillus. The same
+boundless credulity which the public exhibit as to a doctor's power of
+diagnosis was shown by the doctors themselves as to the analytic
+microbe hunters. These witch finders would give you a certificate of the
+ultimate constitution of anything from a sample of the water from your
+well to a scrap of your lungs, for seven-and-sixpense. I do not suggest
+that the analysts were dishonest. No doubt they carried the analysis as
+far as they could afford to carry it for the money. No doubt also they
+could afford to carry it far enough to be of some use. But the fact
+remains that just as doctors perform for half-a-crown, without the least
+misgiving, operations which could not be thoroughly and safely performed
+with due scientific rigor and the requisite apparatus by an unaided
+private practitioner for less than some thousands of pounds, so did they
+proceed on the assumption that they could get the last word of science
+as to the constituents of their pathological samples for a two hours cab
+fare.
+
+
+
+
+ECONOMIC DIFFICULTIES OF IMMUNIZATION
+
+I have heard doctors affirm and deny almost every possible proposition
+as to disease and treatment. I can remember the time when doctors no
+more dreamt of consumption and pneumonia being infectious than they
+now dream of sea-sickness being infectious, or than so great a clinical
+observer as Sydenham dreamt of smallpox being infectious. I have heard
+doctors deny that there is such a thing as infection. I have heard them
+deny the existence of hydrophobia as a specific disease differing from
+tetanus. I have heard them defend prophylactic measures and prophylactic
+legislation as the sole and certain salvation of mankind from zymotic
+disease; and I have heard them denounce both as malignant spreaders
+of cancer and lunacy. But the one objection I have never heard from a
+doctor is the objection that prophylaxis by the inoculatory methods most
+in vogue is an economic impossibility under our private practice
+system. They buy some stuff from somebody for a shilling, and inject a
+pennyworth of it under their patient's skin for half-a-crown, concluding
+that, since this primitive rite pays the somebody and pays them, the
+problem of prophylaxis has been satisfactorily solved. The results are
+sometimes no worse than the ordinary results of dirt getting into cuts;
+but neither the doctor nor the patient is quite satisfied unless the
+inoculation "takes"; that is, unless it produces perceptible illness and
+disablement. Sometimes both doctor and patient get more value in
+this direction than they bargain for. The results of ordinary
+private-practice-inoculation at their worst are bad enough to be
+indistinguishable from those of the most discreditable and dreaded
+disease known; and doctors, to save the credit of the inoculation, have
+been driven to accuse their patient or their patient's parents of having
+contracted this disease independently of the inoculation, an excuse
+which naturally does not make the family any more resigned, and leads
+to public recriminations in which the doctors, forgetting everything but
+the immediate quarrel, naively excuse themselves by admitting, and
+even claiming as a point in their favor, that it is often impossible to
+distinguish the disease produced by their inoculation and the disease
+they have accused the patient of contracting. And both parties assume
+that what is at issue is the scientific soundness of the prophylaxis.
+It never occurs to them that the particular pathogenic germ which they
+intended to introduce into the patient's system may be quite innocent of
+the catastrophe, and that the casual dirt introduced with it may be at
+fault. When, as in the case of smallpox or cowpox, the germ has not yet
+been detected, what you inoculate is simply undefined matter that has
+been scraped off an anything but chemically clean calf suffering from
+the disease in question. You take your chance of the germ being in the
+scrapings, and, lest you should kill it, you take no precautions against
+other germs being in it as well. Anything may happen as the result of
+such an inoculation. Yet this is the only stuff of the kind which is
+prepared and supplied even in State establishments: that is, in the
+only establishments free from the commercial temptation to adulterate
+materials and scamp precautionary processes.
+
+Even if the germ were identified, complete precautions would hardly pay.
+It is true that microbe farming is not expensive. The cost of breeding
+and housing two head of cattle would provide for the breeding and
+housing of enough microbes to inoculate the entire population of
+the globe since human life first appeared on it. But the precautions
+necessary to insure that the inoculation shall consist of nothing else
+but the required germ in the proper state of attenuation are a very
+different matter from the precautions necessary in the distribution
+and consumption of beefsteaks. Yet people expect to find vaccines
+and antitoxins and the like retailed at "popular prices" in private
+enterprise shops just as they expect to find ounces of tobacco and
+papers of pins.
+
+
+
+
+THE PERILS OF INOCULATION
+
+The trouble does not end with the matter to be inoculated. There is the
+question of the condition of the patient. The discoveries of Sir Almroth
+Wright have shown that the appalling results which led to the hasty
+dropping in 1894 of Koch's tuberculin were not accidents, but perfectly
+orderly and inevitable phenomena following the injection of dangerously
+strong "vaccines" at the wrong moment, and reinforcing the disease
+instead of stimulating the resistance to it. To ascertain the right
+moment a laboratory and a staff of experts are needed. The general
+practitioner, having no such laboratory and no such experience, has
+always chanced it, and insisted, when he was unlucky, that the results
+were not due to the inoculation, but to some other cause: a favorite
+and not very tactful one being the drunkenness or licentiousness of
+the patient. But though a few doctors have now learnt the danger of
+inoculating without any reference to the patient's "opsonic index"
+at the moment of inoculation, and though those other doctors who are
+denouncing the danger as imaginary and opsonin as a craze or a fad,
+obviously do so because it involves an operation which they have neither
+the means nor the knowledge to perform, there is still no grasp of the
+economic change in the situation. They have never been warned that the
+practicability of any method of extirpating disease depends not only on
+its efficacy, but on its cost. For example, just at present the world
+has run raving mad on the subject of radium, which has excited our
+credulity precisely as the apparitions at Lourdes excited the credulity
+of Roman Catholics. Suppose it were ascertained that every child in the
+world could be rendered absolutely immune from all disease during its
+entire life by taking half an ounce of radium to every pint of its
+milk. The world would be none the healthier, because not even a Crown
+Prince--no, not even the son of a Chicago Meat King, could afford
+the treatment. Yet it is doubtful whether doctors would refrain from
+prescribing it on that ground. The recklessness with which they now
+recommend wintering in Egypt or at Davos to people who cannot afford to
+go to Cornwall, and the orders given for champagne jelly and old port in
+households where such luxuries must obviously be acquired at the cost of
+stinting necessaries, often make one wonder whether it is possible for a
+man to go through a medical training and retain a spark of common sense.
+This sort of inconsiderateness gets cured only in the classes where
+poverty, pretentious as it is even at its worst, cannot pitch its
+pretences high enough to make it possible for the doctor (himself often
+no better off than the patient) to assume that the average income of an
+English family is about 2,000 pounds a year, and that it is quite easy
+to break up a home, sell an old family seat at a sacrifice, and retire
+into a foreign sanatorium devoted to some "treatment" that did not
+exist two years ago and probably will not exist (except as a pretext
+for keeping an ordinary hotel) two years hence. In a poor practice the
+doctor must find cheap treatments for cheap people, or humiliate and
+lose his patients either by prescribing beyond their means or sending
+them to the public hospitals. When it comes to prophylactic inoculation,
+the alternative lies between the complete scientific process, which can
+only be brought down to a reasonable cost by being very highly organized
+as a public service in a public institution, and such cheap,
+nasty, dangerous and scientifically spurious imitations as ordinary
+vaccination, which seems not unlikely to be ended, like its equally
+vaunted forerunner, XVIII. century inoculation, by a purely reactionary
+law making all sorts of vaccination, scientific or not, criminal
+offences. Naturally, the poor doctor (that is, the average doctor)
+defends ordinary vaccination frantically, as it means to him the bread
+of his children. To secure the vehement and practically unanimous
+support of the rank and file of the medical profession for any sort of
+treatment or operation, all that is necessary is that it can be easily
+practised by a rather shabbily dressed man in a surgically dirty room in
+a surgically dirty house without any assistance, and that the materials
+for it shall cost, say, a penny, and the charge for it to a patient with
+100 pounds a year be half-a-crown. And, on the other hand, a hygienic
+measure has only to be one of such refinement, difficulty, precision and
+costliness as to be quite beyond the resources of private practice, to
+be ignored or angrily denounced as a fad.
+
+TRADE UNIONISM AND SCIENCE
+
+Here we have the explanation of the savage rancor that so amazes people
+who imagine that the controversy concerning vaccination is a scientific
+one. It has really nothing to do with science. The medical profession,
+consisting for the most part of very poor men struggling to keep up
+appearances beyond their means, find themselves threatened with the
+extinction of a considerable part of their incomes: a part, too, that
+is easily and regularly earned, since it is independent of disease,
+and brings every person born into the nation, healthy or not, to the
+doctors. To boot, there is the occasional windfall of an epidemic,
+with its panic and rush for revaccination. Under such circumstances,
+vaccination would be defended desperately were it twice as dirty,
+dangerous, and unscientific in method as it actually is. The note of
+fury in the defence, the feeling that the anti-vaccinator is doing a
+cruel, ruinous, inconsiderate thing in a mood of indignant folly: all
+this, so puzzling to the observer who knows nothing of the economic side
+of the question, and only sees that the anti-vaccinator, having
+nothing whatever to gain and a good deal to lose by placing himself in
+opposition to the law and to the outcry that adds private persecution to
+legal penalties, can have no interest in the matter except the interest
+of a reformer in abolishing a corrupt and mischievous superstition,
+becomes intelligible the moment the tragedy of medical poverty and the
+lucrativeness of cheap vaccination is taken into account.
+
+In the face of such economic pressure as this, it is silly to expect
+that medical teaching, any more than medical practice, can possibly
+be scientific. The test to which all methods of treatment are finally
+brought is whether they are lucrative to doctors or not. It would be
+difficult to cite any proposition less obnoxious to science, than that
+advanced by Hahnemann: to wit, that drugs which in large doses produce
+certain symptoms, counteract them in very small doses, just as in more
+modern practice it is found that a sufficiently small inoculation with
+typhoid rallies our powers to resist the disease instead of prostrating
+us with it. But Hahnemann and his followers were frantically persecuted
+for a century by generations of apothecary-doctors whose incomes
+depended on the quantity of drugs they could induce their patients to
+swallow. These two cases of ordinary vaccination and homeopathy are
+typical of all the rest. Just as the object of a trade union under
+existing conditions must finally be, not to improve the technical
+quality of the work done by its members, but to secure a living wage
+for them, so the object of the medical profession today is to secure an
+income for the private doctor; and to this consideration all concern for
+science and public health must give way when the two come into conflict.
+Fortunately they are not always in conflict. Up to a certain point
+doctors, like carpenters and masons, must earn their living by doing the
+work that the public wants from them; and as it is not in the nature
+of things possible that such public want should be based on unmixed
+disutility, it may be admitted that doctors have their uses, real as
+well as imaginary. But just as the best carpenter or mason will resist
+the introduction of a machine that is likely to throw him out of work,
+or the public technical education of unskilled laborers' sons to compete
+with him, so the doctor will resist with all his powers of persecution
+every advance of science that threatens his income. And as the advance
+of scientific hygiene tends to make the private doctor's visits rarer,
+and the public inspector's frequenter, whilst the advance of scientific
+therapeutics is in the direction of treatments that involve highly
+organized laboratories, hospitals, and public institutions generally, it
+unluckily happens that the organization of private practitioners which
+we call the medical profession is coming more and more to represent, not
+science, but desperate and embittered antiscience: a statement of things
+which is likely to get worse until the average doctor either depends
+upon or hopes for an appointment in the public health service for his
+livelihood.
+
+So much for our guarantees as to medical science. Let us now deal with
+the more painful subject of medical kindness.
+
+
+
+
+DOCTORS AND VIVISECTION
+
+The importance to our doctors of a reputation for the tenderest humanity
+is so obvious, and the quantity of benevolent work actually done by them
+for nothing (a great deal of it from sheer good nature) so large, that
+at first sight it seems unaccountable that they should not only throw
+all their credit away, but deliberately choose to band themselves
+publicly with outlaws and scoundrels by claiming that in the pursuit of
+their professional knowledge they should be free from the restraints of
+law, of honor, of pity, of remorse, of everything that distinguishes
+an orderly citizen from a South Sea buccaneer, or a philosopher from
+an inquisitor. For here we look in vain for either an economic or a
+sentimental motive. In every generation fools and blackguards have
+made this claim; and honest and reasonable men, led by the strongest
+contemporary minds, have repudiated it and exposed its crude rascality.
+From Shakespear and Dr. Johnson to Ruskin and Mark Twain, the natural
+abhorrence of sane mankind for the vivisector's cruelty, and the
+contempt of able thinkers for his imbecile casuistry, have been
+expressed by the most popular spokesmen of humanity. If the medical
+profession were to outdo the Anti-Vivisection Societies in a general
+professional protest against the practice and principles of the
+vivisectors, every doctor in the kingdom would gain substantially by the
+immense relief and reconciliation which would follow such a reassurance
+of the humanity of the doctor. Not one doctor in a thousand is a
+vivisector, or has any interest in vivisection, either pecuniary or
+intellectual, or would treat his dog cruelly or allow anyone else to do
+it. It is true that the doctor complies with the professional fashion of
+defending vivisection, and assuring you that people like Shakespear and
+Dr. Johnson and Ruskin and Mark Twain are ignorant sentimentalists,
+just as he complies with any other silly fashion: the mystery is, how
+it became the fashion in spite of its being so injurious to those who
+follow it. Making all possible allowance for the effect of the brazen
+lying of the few men who bring a rush of despairing patients to their
+doors by professing in letters to the newspapers to have learnt from
+vivisection how to cure certain diseases, and the assurances of the
+sayers of smooth things that the practice is quite painless under the
+law, it is still difficult to find any civilized motive for an attitude
+by which the medical profession has everything to lose and nothing to
+gain.
+
+
+
+
+THE PRIMITIVE SAVAGE MOTIVE
+
+I say civilized motive advisedly; for primitive tribal motives are easy
+enough to find. Every savage chief who is not a Mahomet learns that if
+he wishes to strike the imagination of his tribe--and without doing that
+he can rule them--he must terrify or revolt them from time to time by
+acts of hideous cruelty or disgusting unnaturalness. We are far from
+being as superior to such tribes as we imagine. It is very doubtful
+indeed whether Peter the Great could have effected the changes he made
+in Russia if he had not fascinated and intimidated his people by
+his monstrous cruelties and grotesque escapades. Had he been a
+nineteenth-century king of England, he would have had to wait for some
+huge accidental calamity: a cholera epidemic, a war, or an insurrection,
+before waking us up sufficiently to get anything done. Vivisection helps
+the doctor to rule us as Peter ruled the Russians. The notion that the
+man who does dreadful things is superhuman, and that therefore he can
+also do wonderful things either as ruler, avenger, healer, or what not,
+is by no means confined to barbarians. Just as the manifold wickednesses
+and stupidities of our criminal code are supported, not by any general
+comprehension of law or study of jurisprudence, not even by simple
+vindictiveness, but by the superstition that a calamity of any sort must
+be expiated by a human sacrifice; so the wickednesses and stupidities
+of our medicine men are rooted in superstitions that have no more to do
+with science than the traditional ceremony of christening an ironclad
+has to do with the effectiveness of its armament. We have only to turn
+to Macaulay's description of the treatment of Charles II in his last
+illness to see how strongly his physicians felt that their only chance
+of cheating death was by outraging nature in tormenting and disgusting
+their unfortunate patient. True, this was more than two centuries ago;
+but I have heard my own nineteenth-century grandfather describe the
+cupping and firing and nauseous medicines of his time with perfect
+credulity as to their beneficial effects; and some more modern
+treatments appear to me quite as barbarous. It is in this way that
+vivisection pays the doctor. It appeals to the fear and credulity of the
+savage in us; and without fear and credulity half the private doctor's
+occupation and seven-eighths of his influence would be gone.
+
+
+
+
+THE HIGHER MOTIVE. THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.
+
+But the greatest force of all on the side of vivisection is the mighty
+and indeed divine force of curiosity. Here we have no decaying tribal
+instinct which men strive to root out of themselves as they strive to
+root out the tiger's lust for blood. On the contrary, the curiosity of
+the ape, or of the child who pulls out the legs and wings of a fly
+to see what it will do without them, or who, on being told that a cat
+dropped out of the window will always fall on its legs, immediately
+tries the experiment on the nearest cat from the highest window in
+the house (I protest I did it myself from the first floor only), is as
+nothing compared to the thirst for knowledge of the philosopher, the
+poet, the biologist, and the naturalist. I have always despised Adam
+because he had to be tempted by the woman, as she was by the serpent,
+before he could be induced to pluck the apple from the tree of
+knowledge. I should have swallowed every apple on the tree the moment
+the owner's back was turned. When Gray said "Where ignorance is bliss,
+'tis folly to be wise," he forgot that it is godlike to be wise; and
+since nobody wants bliss particularly, or could stand more than a very
+brief taste of it if it were attainable, and since everybody, by the
+deepest law of the Life Force, desires to be godlike, it is stupid, and
+indeed blasphemous and despairing, to hope that the thirst for knowledge
+will either diminish or consent to be subordinated to any other end
+whatsoever. We shall see later on that the claim that has arisen in this
+way for the unconditioned pursuit of knowledge is as idle as all dreams
+of unconditioned activity; but none the less the right to knowledge must
+be regarded as a fundamental human right. The fact that men of science
+have had to fight so hard to secure its recognition, and are still so
+vigorously persecuted when they discover anything that is not quite
+palatable to vulgar people, makes them sorely jealous for that right;
+and when they hear a popular outcry for the suppression of a method of
+research which has an air of being scientific, their first instinct is
+to rally to the defence of that method without further consideration,
+with the result that they sometimes, as in the case of vivisection,
+presently find themselves fighting on a false issue.
+
+
+
+
+THE FLAW IN THE ARGUMENT
+
+I may as well pause here to explain their error. The right to know
+is like the right to live. It is fundamental and unconditional in its
+assumption that knowledge, like life, is a desirable thing, though any
+fool can prove that ignorance is bliss, and that "a little knowledge is
+a dangerous thing" (a little being the most that any of us can attain),
+as easily as that the pains of life are more numerous and constant than
+its pleasures, and that therefore we should all be better dead. The
+logic is unimpeachable; but its only effect is to make us say that if
+these are the conclusions logic leads to, so much the worse for logic,
+after which curt dismissal of Folly, we continue living and learning by
+instinct: that is, as of right. We legislate on the assumption that no
+man may be killed on the strength of a demonstration that he would be
+happier in his grave, not even if he is dying slowly of cancer and
+begs the doctor to despatch him quickly and mercifully. To get killed
+lawfully he must violate somebody else's right to live by committing
+murder. But he is by no means free to live unconditionally. In society
+he can exercise his right to live only under very stiff conditions. In
+countries where there is compulsory military service he may even have to
+throw away his individual life to save the life of the community.
+
+It is just so in the case of the right to knowledge. It is a right that
+is as yet very imperfectly recognized in practice. But in theory it
+is admitted that an adult person in pursuit of knowledge must not be
+refused it on the ground that he would be better or happier without
+it. Parents and priests may forbid knowledge to those who accept their
+authority; and social taboo may be made effective by acts of legal
+persecution under cover of repressing blasphemy, obscenity, and
+sedition; but no government now openly forbids its subjects to pursue
+knowledge on the ground that knowledge is in itself a bad thing, or that
+it is possible for any of us to have too much of it.
+
+
+
+
+LIMITATIONS OF THE RIGHT TO KNOWLEDGE
+
+But neither does any government exempt the pursuit of knowledge, any
+more than the pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness (as the American
+Constitution puts it), from all social conditions. No man is allowed
+to put his mother into the stove because he desires to know how long an
+adult woman will survive at a temperature of 500 degrees Fahrenheit,
+no matter how important or interesting that particular addition to the
+store of human knowledge may be. A man who did so would have short work
+made not only of his right to knowledge, but of his right to live and
+all his other rights at the same time. The right to knowledge is not
+the only right; and its exercise must be limited by respect for other
+rights, and for its own exercise by others. When a man says to Society,
+"May I torture my mother in pursuit of knowledge?" Society replies,
+"No." If he pleads, "What! Not even if I have a chance of finding out
+how to cure cancer by doing it?" Society still says, "Not even then." If
+the scientist, making the best of his disappointment, goes on to ask may
+he torture a dog, the stupid and callous people who do not realize that
+a dog is a fellow-creature and sometimes a good friend, may say Yes,
+though Shakespear, Dr. Johnson and their like may say No. But even those
+who say "You may torture A dog" never say "You may torture MY dog." And
+nobody says, "Yes, because in the pursuit of knowledge you may do as
+you please." Just as even the stupidest people say, in effect, "If
+you cannot attain to knowledge without burning your mother you must do
+without knowledge," so the wisest people say, "If you cannot attain to
+knowledge without torturing a dog, you must do without knowledge."
+
+
+
+
+A FALSE ALTERNATIVE
+
+But in practice you cannot persuade any wise man that this alternative
+can ever be forced on anyone but a fool, or that a fool can be trusted
+to learn anything from any experiment, cruel or humane. The Chinaman who
+burnt down his house to roast his pig was no doubt honestly unable to
+conceive any less disastrous way of cooking his dinner; and the
+roast must have been spoiled after all (a perfect type of the average
+vivisectionist experiment); but this did not prove that the Chinaman
+was right: it only proved that the Chinaman was an incapable cook and,
+fundamentally, a fool.
+
+Take another celebrated experiment: one in sanitary reform. In the days
+of Nero Rome was in the same predicament as London to-day. If some one
+would burn down London, and it were rebuilt, as it would now have to be,
+subject to the sanitary by-laws and Building Act provisions enforced
+by the London County Council, it would be enormously improved; and the
+average lifetime of Londoners would be considerably prolonged. Nero
+argued in the same way about Rome. He employed incendiaries to set it
+on fire; and he played the harp in scientific raptures whilst it was
+burning. I am so far of Nero's way of thinking that I have often said,
+when consulted by despairing sanitary reformers, that what London needs
+to make her healthy is an earthquake. Why, then, it may be asked, do not
+I, as a public-spirited man, employ incendiaries to set it on fire,
+with a heroic disregard of the consequences to myself and others? Any
+vivisector would, if he had the courage of his opinions. The reasonable
+answer is that London can be made healthy without burning her down; and
+that as we have not enough civic virtue to make her healthy in a humane
+and economical way, we should not have enough to rebuild her in that
+way. In the old Hebrew legend, God lost patience with the world as Nero
+did with Rome, and drowned everybody except a single family. But the
+result was that the progeny of that family reproduced all the vices of
+their predecessors so exactly that the misery caused by the flood might
+just as well have been spared: things went on just as they did before.
+In the same way, the lists of diseases which vivisection claims to have
+cured is long; but the returns of the Registrar-General show that people
+still persist in dying of them as if vivisection had never been
+heard of. Any fool can burn down a city or cut an animal open; and an
+exceptionally foolish fool is quite likely to promise enormous benefits
+to the race as the result of such activities. But when the constructive,
+benevolent part of the business comes to be done, the same want of
+imagination, the same stupidity and cruelty, the same laziness and want
+of perseverance that prevented Nero or the vivisector from devising or
+pushing through humane methods, prevents him from bringing order out of
+the chaos and happiness out of the misery he has made. At one time
+it seemed reasonable enough to declare that it was impossible to find
+whether or not there was a stone inside a man's body except by exploring
+it with a knife, or to find out what the sun is made of without visiting
+it in a balloon. Both these impossibilities have been achieved, but not
+by vivisectors. The Rontgen rays need not hurt the patient; and
+spectrum analysis involves no destruction. After such triumphs of humane
+experiment and reasoning, it is useless to assure us that there is no
+other key to knowledge except cruelty. When the vivisector offers us
+that assurance, we reply simply and contemptuously, "You mean that you
+are not clever or humane or energetic enough to find one."
+
+CRUELTY FOR ITS OWN SAKE
+
+It will now, I hope, be clear why the attack on vivisection is not
+an attack on the right to knowledge: why, indeed, those who have the
+deepest conviction of the sacredness of that right are the leaders of
+the attack. No knowledge is finally impossible of human attainment; for
+even though it may be beyond our present capacity, the needed capacity
+is not unattainable. Consequently no method of investigation is the only
+method; and no law forbidding any particular method can cut us off
+from the knowledge we hope to gain by it. The only knowledge we lose by
+forbidding cruelty is knowledge at first hand of cruelty itself, which
+is precisely the knowledge humane people wish to be spared.
+
+But the question remains: Do we all really wish to be spared that
+knowledge? Are humane methods really to be preferred to cruel ones? Even
+if the experiments come to nothing, may not their cruelty be enjoyed
+for its own sake, as a sensational luxury? Let us face these questions
+boldly, not shrinking from the fact that cruelty is one of the primitive
+pleasures of mankind, and that the detection of its Protean disguises as
+law, education, medicine, discipline, sport and so forth, is one of the
+most difficult of the unending tasks of the legislator.
+
+
+
+
+OUR OWN CRUELTIES
+
+At first blush it may seem not only unnecessary, but even indecent, to
+discuss such a proposition as the elevation of cruelty to the rank of a
+human right. Unnecessary, because no vivisector confesses to a love of
+cruelty for its own sake or claims any general fundamental right to be
+cruel. Indecent, because there is an accepted convention to repudiate
+cruelty; and vivisection is only tolerated by the law on condition that,
+like judicial torture, it shall be done as mercifully as the nature of
+the practice allows. But the moment the controversy becomes embittered,
+the recriminations bandied between the opposed parties bring us
+face-to-face with some very ugly truths. On one occasion I was invited
+to speak at a large Anti-Vivisection meeting in the Queen's Hall in
+London. I found myself on the platform with fox hunters, tame stag
+hunters, men and women whose calendar was divided, not by pay days and
+quarter days, but by seasons for killing animals for sport: the fox, the
+hare, the otter, the partridge and the rest having each its appointed
+date for slaughter. The ladies among us wore hats and cloaks and
+head-dresses obtained by wholesale massacres, ruthless trappings,
+callous extermination of our fellow creatures. We insisted on our
+butchers supplying us with white veal, and were large and constant
+consumers of pate de foie gras; both comestibles being obtained by
+revolting methods. We sent our sons to public schools where indecent
+flogging is a recognized method of taming the young human animal. Yet
+we were all in hysterics of indignation at the cruelties of the
+vivisectors. These, if any were present, must have smiled sardonically
+at such inhuman humanitarians, whose daily habits and fashionable
+amusements cause more suffering in England in a week than all the
+vivisectors of Europe do in a year. I made a very effective speech, not
+exclusively against vivisection, but against cruelty; and I have never
+been asked to speak since by that Society, nor do I expect to be, as I
+should probably give such offence to its most affluent subscribers that
+its attempts to suppress vivisection would be seriously hindered. But
+that does not prevent the vivisectors from freely using the "youre
+another" retort, and using it with justice.
+
+We must therefore give ourselves no airs of superiority when denouncing
+the cruelties of vivisection. We all do just as horrible things, with
+even less excuse. But in making that admission we are also making short
+work of the virtuous airs with which we are sometimes referred to the
+humanity of the medical profession as a guarantee that vivisection is
+not abused--much as if our burglars should assure us that they arc too
+honest to abuse the practice of burgling. We are, as a matter of fact,
+a cruel nation; and our habit of disguising our vices by giving
+polite names to the offences we are determined to commit does not,
+unfortunately for my own comfort, impose on me. Vivisectors can hardly
+pretend to be better than the classes from which they are drawn, or
+those above them; and if these classes are capable of sacrificing
+animals in various cruel ways under cover of sport, fashion, education,
+discipline, and even, when the cruel sacrifices are human sacrifices, of
+political economy, it is idle for the vivisector to pretend that he is
+incapable of practising cruelty for pleasure or profit or both under
+the cloak of science. We are all tarred with the same brush; and the
+vivisectors are not slow to remind us of it, and to protest vehemently
+against being branded as exceptionally cruel and its devisors of
+horrible instruments of torture by people whose main notion of enjoyment
+is cruel sport, and whose requirements in the way of villainously cruel
+traps occupy pages of the catalogue of the Army and Navy Stores.
+
+
+
+
+THE SCIENTIFIC INVESTIGATION OF CRUELTY
+
+There is in man a specific lust for cruelty which infects even his
+passion of pity and makes it savage. Simple disgust at cruelty is very
+rare. The people who turn sick and faint and those who gloat are
+often alike in the pains they take to witness executions, floggings,
+operations or any other exhibitions of suffering, especially those
+involving bloodshed, blows, and laceration. A craze for cruelty can
+be developed just as a craze for drink can; and nobody who attempts to
+ignore cruelty as a possible factor in the attraction of vivisection and
+even of antivivisection, or in the credulity with which we accept its
+excuses, can be regarded as a scientific investigator of it. Those who
+accuse vivisectors of indulging the well-known passion of cruelty
+under the cloak of research are therefore putting forward a strictly
+scientific psychological hypothesis, which is also simple, human,
+obvious, and probable. It may be as wounding to the personal vanity of
+the vivisector as Darwin's Origin of Species was to the people who
+could not bear to think that they were cousins to the monkeys (remember
+Goldsmith's anger when he was told that he could not move his upper
+jaw); but science has to consider only the truth of the hypothesis,
+and not whether conceited people will like it or not. In vain do the
+sentimental champions of vivisection declare themselves the most humane
+of men, inflicting suffering only to relieve it, scrupulous in the use
+of anesthetics, and void of all passion except the passion of pity for
+a disease-ridden world. The really scientific investigator answers that
+the question cannot be settled by hysterical protestations, and that if
+the vivisectionist rejects deductive reasoning, he had better clear his
+character by his own favorite method of experiment.
+
+SUGGESTED LABORATORY TESTS OF THE VIVISECTOR'S EMOTIONS
+
+Take the hackneyed case of the Italian who tortured mice, ostensibly to
+find out about the effects of pain rather less than the nearest dentist
+could have told him, and who boasted of the ecstatic sensations (he
+actually used the word love) with which he carried out his experiments.
+Or the gentleman who starved sixty dogs to death to establish the fact
+that a dog deprived of food gets progressively lighter and weaker,
+becoming remarkably emaciated, and finally dying: an undoubted truth,
+but ascertainable without laboratory experiments by a simple enquiry
+addressed to the nearest policeman, or, failing him, to any sane
+person in Europe. The Italian is diagnosed as a cruel voluptuary: the
+dog-starver is passed over as such a hopeless fool that it is impossible
+to take any interest in him. Why not test the diagnosis scientifically?
+Why not perform a careful series of experiments on persons under the
+influence of voluptuous ecstasy, so as to ascertain its physiological
+symptoms? Then perform a second series on persons engaged in
+mathematical work or machine designing, so as to ascertain the symptoms
+of cold scientific activity? Then note the symptoms of a vivisector
+performing a cruel experiment; and compare them with the voluptuary
+symptoms and the mathematical symptoms? Such experiments would be quite
+as interesting and important as any yet undertaken by the vivisectors.
+They might open a line of investigation which would finally make, for
+instance, the ascertainment of the guilt or innocence of an accused
+person a much exacter process than the very fallible methods of our
+criminal courts. But instead of proposing such an investigation, our
+vivisectors offer us all the pious protestations and all the huffy
+recriminations that any common unscientific mortal offers when he is
+accused of unworthy conduct.
+
+
+
+
+ROUTINE
+
+Yet most vivisectors would probably come triumphant out of such a series
+of experiments, because vivisection is now a routine, like butchering
+or hanging or flogging; and many of the men who practise it do so only
+because it has been established as part of the profession they have
+adopted. Far from enjoying it, they have simply overcome their natural
+repugnance and become indifferent to it, as men inevitably become
+indifferent to anything they do often enough. It is this dangerous power
+of custom that makes it so difficult to convince the common sense of
+mankind that any established commercial or professional practice has its
+root in passion. Let a routine once spring from passion, and you will
+presently find thousands of routineers following it passionlessly for
+a livelihood. Thus it always seems strained to speak of the religious
+convictions of a clergyman, because nine out of ten clergymen have no
+religions convictions: they are ordinary officials carrying on a routine
+of baptizing, marrying, and churching; praying, reciting, and preaching;
+and, like solicitors or doctors, getting away from their duties with
+relief to hunt, to garden, to keep bees, to go into society, and the
+like. In the same way many people do cruel and vile things without being
+in the least cruel or vile, because the routine to which they have been
+brought up is superstitiously cruel and vile. To say that every man
+who beats his children and every schoolmaster who flogs a pupil is a
+conscious debauchee is absurd: thousands of dull, conscientious people
+beat their children conscientiously, because they were beaten themselves
+and think children ought to be beaten. The ill-tempered vulgarity that
+instinctively strikes at and hurts a thing that annoys it (and all
+children are annoying), and the simple stupidity that requires from a
+child perfection beyond the reach of the wisest and best adults (perfect
+truthfulness coupled with perfect obedience is quite a common condition
+of leaving a child unwhipped), produce a good deal of flagellation among
+people who not only do not lust after it, but who hit the harder because
+they are angry at having to perform an uncomfortable duty. These people
+will beat merely to assert their authority, or to carry out what they
+conceive to be a divine order on the strength of the precept of Solomon
+recorded in the Bible, which carefully adds that Solomon completely
+spoilt his own son and turned away from the god of his fathers to the
+sensuous idolatry in which he ended his days.
+
+In the same way we find men and women practising vivisection as
+senselessly as a humane butcher, who adores his fox terrier, will cut
+a calf's throat and hang it up by its heels to bleed slowly to death
+because it is the custom to eat veal and insist on its being white; or
+as a German purveyor nails a goose to a board and stuffs it with food
+because fashionable people eat pate de foie gras; or as the crew of
+a whaler breaks in on a colony of seals and clubs them to death in
+wholesale massacre because ladies want sealskin jackets; or as fanciers
+blind singing birds with hot needles, and mutilate the ears and tails
+of dogs and horses. Let cruelty or kindness or anything else once become
+customary and it will be practised by people to whom it is not at all
+natural, but whose rule of life is simply to do only what everybody else
+does, and who would lose their employment and starve if they indulged
+in any peculiarity. A respectable man will lie daily, in speech and in
+print, about the qualities of the article he lives by selling, because
+it is customary to do so. He will flog his boy for telling a lie,
+because it is customary to do so. He will also flog him for not telling
+a lie if the boy tells inconvenient or disrespectful truths, because
+it is customary to do so. He will give the same boy a present on his
+birthday, and buy him a spade and bucket at the seaside, because it is
+customary to do so, being all the time neither particularly mendacious,
+nor particularly cruel, nor particularly generous, but simply incapable
+of ethical judgment or independent action.
+
+Just so do we find a crowd of petty vivisectionists daily committing
+atrocities and stupidities, because it is the custom to do so.
+Vivisection is customary as part of the routine of preparing lectures in
+medical schools. For instance, there are two ways of making the action
+of the heart visible to students. One, a barbarous, ignorant, and
+thoughtless way, is to stick little flags into a rabbit's heart and
+let the students see the flags jump. The other, an elegant, ingenious,
+well-informed, and instructive way, is to put a sphygmograph on the
+student's wrist and let him see a record of his heart's action traced
+by a needle on a slip of smoked paper. But it has become the custom for
+lecturers to teach from the rabbit; and the lecturers are not original
+enough to get out of their groove. Then there are the demonstrations
+which are made by cutting up frogs with scissors. The most humane man,
+however repugnant the operation may be to him at first, cannot do it
+at lecture after lecture for months without finally--and that very
+soon--feeling no more for the frog than if he were cutting up pieces of
+paper. Such clumsy and lazy ways of teaching are based on the cheapness
+of frogs and rabbits. If machines were as cheap as frogs, engineers
+would not only be taught the anatomy of machines and the functions of
+their parts: they would also have machines misused and wrecked before
+them so that they might learn as much as possible by using their eyes,
+and as little as possible by using their brains and imaginations. Thus
+we have, as part of the routine of teaching, a routine of vivisection
+which soon produces complete indifference to it on the part even of
+those who are naturally humane. If they pass on from the routine of
+lecture preparation, not into general practice, but into research work,
+they carry this acquired indifference with them into the laboratory,
+where any atrocity is possible, because all atrocities satisfy
+curiosity. The routine man is in the majority in his profession always:
+consequently the moment his practice is tracked down to its source
+in human passion there is a great and quite sincere poohpoohing from
+himself, from the mass of the profession, and from the mass of the
+public, which sees that the average doctor is much too commonplace and
+decent a person to be capable of passionate wickedness of any kind.
+
+Here then, we have in vivisection, as in all the other tolerated
+and instituted cruelties, this anti-climax: that only a negligible
+percentage of those who practise and consequently defend it get any
+satisfaction out of it. As in Mr. Galsworthy's play Justice the useless
+and detestable torture of solitary imprisonment is shown at its worst
+without the introduction of a single cruel person into the drama, so
+it would be possible to represent all the torments of vivisection
+dramatically without introducing a single vivisector who had not felt
+sick at his first experience in the laboratory. Not that this can
+exonerate any vivisector from suspicion of enjoying his work (or her
+work: a good deal of the vivisection in medical schools is done by
+women). In every autobiography which records a real experience of school
+or prison life, we find that here and there among the routineers there
+is to be found the genuine amateur, the orgiastic flogging schoolmaster
+or the nagging warder, who has sought out a cruel profession for the
+sake of its cruelty. But it is the genuine routineer who is the bulwark
+of the practice, because, though you can excite public fury against a
+Sade, a Bluebeard, or a Nero, you cannot rouse any feeling against
+dull Mr. Smith doing his duty: that is, doing the usual thing. He is so
+obviously no better and no worse than anyone else that it is difficult
+to conceive that the things he does are abominable. If you would see
+public dislike surging up in a moment against an individual, you must
+watch one who does something unusual, no matter how sensible it may be.
+The name of Jonas Hanway lives as that of a brave man because he was the
+first who dared to appear in the streets of this rainy island with an
+umbrella.
+
+
+
+
+THE OLD LINE BETWEEN MAN AND BEAST
+
+But there is still a distinction to be clung to by those who dare not
+tell themselves the truth about the medical profession because they are
+so helplessly dependent on it when death threatens the household. That
+distinction is the line that separates the brute from the man in the old
+classification. Granted, they will plead, that we are all cruel; yet the
+tame-stag-hunter does not hunt men; and the sportsman who lets a leash
+of greyhounds loose on a hare would be horrified at the thought of
+letting them loose on a human child. The lady who gets her cloak by
+flaying a sable does not flay a negro; nor does it ever occur to her
+that her veal cutlet might be improved on by a slice of tender baby.
+
+Now there was a time when some trust could be placed in this
+distinction. The Roman Catholic Church still maintains, with what it
+must permit me to call a stupid obstinacy, and in spite of St. Francis
+and St. Anthony, that animals have no souls and no rights; so that you
+cannot sin against an animal, or against God by anything you may choose
+to do to an animal. Resisting the temptation to enter on an argument as
+to whether you may not sin against your own soul if you are unjust or
+cruel to the least of those whom St. Francis called his little brothers,
+I have only to point out here that nothing could be more despicably
+superstitious in the opinion of a vivisector than the notion that
+science recognizes any such step in evolution as the step from a
+physical organism to an immortal soul. That conceit has been taken
+out of all our men of science, and out of all our doctors, by the
+evolutionists; and when it is considered how completely obsessed
+biological science has become in our days, not by the full scope of
+evolution, but by that particular method of it which has neither sense
+nor purpose nor life nor anything human, much less godlike, in it:
+by the method, that is, of so-called Natural Selection (meaning no
+selection at all, but mere dead accident and luck), the folly of
+trusting to vivisectors to hold the human animal any more sacred than
+the other animals becomes so clear that it would be waste of time to
+insist further on it. As a matter of fact the man who once concedes
+to the vivisector the right to put a dog outside the laws of honor and
+fellowship, concedes to him also the right to put himself outside them;
+for he is nothing to the vivisector but a more highly developed, and
+consequently more interesting-to-experiment-on vertebrate than the dog.
+
+
+
+
+VIVISECTING THE HUMAN SUBJECT
+
+I have in my hand a printed and published account by a doctor of how
+he tested his remedy for pulmonary tuberculosis, which was to inject a
+powerful germicide directly into the circulation by stabbing a vein with
+a syringe. He was one of those doctors who are able to command public
+sympathy by saying, quite truly, that when they discovered that the
+proposed treatment was dangerous, they experimented thenceforth on
+themselves. In this case the doctor was devoted enough to carry his
+experiments to the point of running serious risks, and actually making
+himself very uncomfortable. But he did not begin with himself. His first
+experiment was on two hospital patients. On receiving a message from the
+hospital to the effect that these two martyrs to therapeutic science
+had all but expired in convulsions, he experimented on a rabbit, which
+instantly dropped dead. It was then, and not until then, that he began
+to experiment on himself, with the germicide modified in the direction
+indicated by the experiments made on the two patients and the rabbit. As
+a good many people countenance vivisection because they fear that if the
+experiments are not made on rabbits they will be made on themselves,
+it is worth noting that in this case, where both rabbits and men
+were equally available, the men, being, of course, enormously more
+instructive, and costing nothing, were experimented on first. Once
+grant the ethics of the vivisectionists and you not only sanction the
+experiment on the human subject, but make it the first duty of the
+vivisector. If a guinea pig may be sacrificed for the sake of the very
+little that can be learnt from it, shall not a man be sacrificed for the
+sake of the great deal that can be learnt from him? At all events, he is
+sacrificed, as this typical case shows. I may add (not that it touches
+the argument) that the doctor, the patients, and the rabbit all suffered
+in vain, as far as the hoped-for rescue of the race from pulmonary
+consumption is concerned.
+
+
+
+
+"THE LIE IS A EUROPEAN POWER"
+
+Now at the very time when the lectures describing these experiments
+were being circulated in print and discussed eagerly by the medical
+profession, the customary denials that patients are experimented on
+were as loud, as indignant, as high-minded as ever, in spite of the
+few intelligent doctors who point out rightly that all treatments are
+experiments on the patient. And this brings us to an obvious but
+mostly overlooked weakness in the vivisector's position: that is, his
+inevitable forfeiture of all claim to have his word believed. It is
+hardly to be expected that a man who does not hesitate to vivisect for
+the sake of science will hesitate to lie about it afterwards to protect
+it from what he deems the ignorant sentimentality of the laity. When
+the public conscience stirs uneasily and threatens suppression, there
+is never wanting some doctor of eminent position and high character
+who will sacrifice himself devotedly to the cause of science by coming
+forward to assure the public on his honor that all experiments on
+animals are completely painless; although he must know that the very
+experiments which first provoked the antivivisection movement by their
+atrocity were experiments to ascertain the physiological effects of
+the sensation of extreme pain (the much more interesting physiology
+of pleasure remains uninvestigated) and that all experiments in
+which sensation is a factor are voided by its suppression. Besides,
+vivisection may be painless in cases where the experiments are very
+cruel. If a person scratches me with a poisoned dagger so gently that I
+do not feel the scratch, he has achieved a painless vivisection; but if
+I presently die in torment I am not likely to consider that his humility
+is amply vindicated by his gentleness. A cobra's bite hurts so little
+that the creature is almost, legally speaking, a vivisector who inflicts
+no pain. By giving his victims chloroform before biting them he could
+comply with the law completely.
+
+Here, then, is a pretty deadlock. Public support of vivisection is
+founded almost wholly on the assurances of the vivisectors that great
+public benefits may be expected from the practice. Not for a moment do I
+suggest that such a defence would be valid even if proved. But when
+the witnesses begin by alleging that in the cause of science all the
+customary ethical obligations (which include the obligation to tell
+the truth) are suspended, what weight can any reasonable person give
+to their testimony? I would rather swear fifty lies than take an animal
+which had licked my hand in good fellowship and torture it. If I did
+torture the dog, I should certainly not have the face to turn round and
+ask how any person there suspect an honorable man like myself of telling
+lies. Most sensible and humane people would, I hope, reply flatly that
+honorable men do not behave dishonorably, even to dogs. The murderer
+who, when asked by the chaplain whether he had any other crimes to
+confess, replied indignantly, "What do you take me for?" reminds us very
+strongly of the vivisectors who are so deeply hurt when their evidence
+is set aside as worthless.
+
+
+
+
+AN ARGUMENT WHICH WOULD DEFEND ANY CRIME
+
+The Achilles heel of vivisection, however, is not to be found in the
+pain it causes, but in the line of argument by which it is justified.
+The medical code regarding it is simply criminal anarchism at its very
+worst. Indeed no criminal has yet had the impudence to argue as
+every vivisector argues. No burglar contends that as it is admittedly
+important to have money to spend, and as the object of burglary is to
+provide the burglar with money to spend, and as in many instances it has
+achieved this object, therefore the burglar is a public benefactor
+and the police are ignorant sentimentalists. No highway robber has yet
+harrowed us with denunciations of the puling moralist who allows his
+child to suffer all the evils of poverty because certain faddists think
+it dishonest to garotte an alderman. Thieves and assassins understand
+quite well that there are paths of acquisition, even of the best things,
+that are barred to all men of honor. Again, has the silliest burglar
+ever pretended that to put a stop to burglary is to put a stop to
+industry? All the vivisections that have been performed since the world
+began have produced nothing so important as the innocent and honorable
+discovery of radiography; and one of the reasons why radiography was not
+discovered sooner was that the men whose business it was to discover
+new clinical methods were coarsening and stupefying themselves with the
+sensual villanies and cutthroat's casuistries of vivisection. The law of
+the conservation of energy holds good in physiology as in other things:
+every vivisector is a deserter from the army of honorable investigators.
+But the vivisector does not see this. He not only calls his methods
+scientific: he contends that there are no other scientific methods.
+When you express your natural loathing for his cruelty and your natural
+contempt for his stupidity, he imagines that you are attacking science.
+Yet he has no inkling of the method and temper of science. The point at
+issue being plainly whether he is a rascal or not, he not only insists
+that the real point is whether some hotheaded antivivisectionist is a
+liar (which he proves by ridiculously unscientific assumptions as to the
+degree of accuracy attainable in human statement), but never dreams of
+offering any scientific evidence by his own methods.
+
+There are many paths to knowledge already discovered; and no enlightened
+man doubts that there are many more waiting to be discovered. Indeed,
+all paths lead to knowledge; because even the vilest and stupidest
+action teaches us something about vileness and stupidity, and may
+accidentally teach us a good deal more: for instance, a cutthroat learns
+(and perhaps teaches) the anatomy of the carotid artery and jugular
+vein; and there can be no question that the burning of St. Joan of Arc
+must have been a most instructive and interesting experiment to a good
+observer, and could have been made more so if it had been carried out by
+skilled physiologists under laboratory conditions. The earthquake in San
+Francisco proved invaluable as an experiment in the stability of giant
+steel buildings; and the ramming of the Victoria by the Camperdown
+settled doubtful points of the greatest importance in naval warfare.
+According to vivisectionist logic our builders would be justified in
+producing artificial earthquakes with dynamite, and our admirals in
+contriving catastrophes at naval manoeuvres, in order to follow up the
+line of research thus accidentally discovered.
+
+The truth is, if the acquisition of knowledge justifies every sort of
+conduct, it justifies any sort of conduct, from the illumination
+of Nero's feasts by burning human beings alive (another interesting
+experiment) to the simplest act of kindness. And in the light of that
+truth it is clear that the exemption of the pursuit of knowledge
+from the laws of honor is the most hideous conceivable enlargement of
+anarchy; worse, by far, than an exemption of the pursuit of money or
+political power, since there can hardly be attained without some regard
+for at least the appearances of human welfare, whereas a curious devil
+might destroy the whole race in torment, acquiring knowledge all the
+time from his highly interesting experiment. There is more danger in one
+respectable scientist countenancing such a monstrous claim than in fifty
+assassins or dynamitards. The man who makes it is ethically imbecile;
+and whoever imagines that it is a scientific claim has not the faintest
+conception of what science means. The paths to knowledge are countless.
+One of these paths is a path through darkness, secrecy, and cruelty.
+When a man deliberately turns from all other paths and goes down that
+one, it is scientific to infer that what attracts him is not knowledge,
+since there are other paths to that, but cruelty. With so strong and
+scientific a case against him, it is childish for him to stand on
+his honor and reputation and high character and the credit of a noble
+profession and so forth: he must clear himself either by reason or by
+experiment, unless he boldly contends that evolution has retained
+a passion of cruelty in man just because it is indispensable to the
+fulness of his knowledge.
+
+
+
+
+THOU ART THE MAN
+
+I shall not be at all surprised if what I have written above has induced
+in sympathetic readers a transport of virtuous indignation at the
+expense of the medical profession. I shall not damp so creditable and
+salutary a sentiment; but I must point out that the guilt is shared by
+all of us. It is not in his capacity of healer and man of science that
+the doctor vivisects or defends vivisection, but in his entirely vulgar
+lay capacity. He is made of the same clay as the ignorant, shallow,
+credulous, half-miseducated, pecuniarily anxious people who call him in
+when they have tried in vain every bottle and every pill the advertizing
+druggist can persuade them to buy. The real remedy for vivisection is
+the remedy for all the mischief that the medical profession and all the
+other professions are doing: namely, more knowledge. The juries which
+send the poor Peculiars to prison, and give vivisectionists heavy
+damages against humane persons who accuse them of cruelty; the
+editors and councillors and student-led mobs who are striving to make
+Vivisection one of the watchwords of our civilization, are not doctors:
+they are the British public, all so afraid to die that they will cling
+frantically to any idol which promises to cure all their diseases, and
+crucify anyone who tells them that they must not only die when their
+time comes, but die like gentlemen. In their paroxysms of cowardice and
+selfishness they force the doctors to humor their folly and ignorance.
+How complete and inconsiderate their ignorance is can only be realized
+by those who have some knowledge of vital statistics, and of the
+illusions which beset Public Health legislation.
+
+
+
+
+WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS AND WILL NOT GET
+
+The demands of this poor public are not reasonable, but they are quite
+simple. It dreads disease and desires to be protected against it. But it
+is poor and wants to be protected cheaply. Scientific measures are too
+hard to understand, too costly, too clearly tending towards a rise in
+the rates and more public interference with the insanitary, because
+insufficiently financed, private house. What the public wants,
+therefore, is a cheap magic charm to prevent, and a cheap pill or potion
+to cure, all disease. It forces all such charms on the doctors.
+
+
+
+
+THE VACCINATION CRAZE
+
+Thus it was really the public and not the medical profession that took
+up vaccination with irresistible faith, sweeping the invention out of
+Jenner's hand and establishing it in a form which he himself repudiated.
+Jenner was not a man of science; but he was not a fool; and when he
+found that people who had suffered from cowpox either by contagion in
+the milking shed or by vaccination, were not, as he had supposed, immune
+from smallpox, he ascribed the cases of immunity which had formerly
+misled him to a disease of the horse, which, perhaps because we do not
+drink its milk and eat its flesh, is kept at a greater distance in our
+imagination than our foster mother the cow. At all events, the public,
+which had been boundlessly credulous about the cow, would not have the
+horse on any terms; and to this day the law which prescribes Jennerian
+vaccination is carried out with an anti-Jennerian inoculation because
+the public would have it so in spite of Jenner. All the grossest lies
+and superstitions which have disgraced the vaccination craze were taught
+to the doctors by the public. It was not the doctors who first began to
+declare that all our old men remember the time when almost every face
+they saw in the street was horribly pitted with smallpox, and that all
+this disfigurement has vanished since the introduction of vaccination.
+Jenner himself alluded to this imaginary phenomenon before the
+introduction of vaccination, and attributed it to the older practice
+of smallpox inoculation, by which Voltaire, Catherine II. and Lady
+Mary Wortley Montagu so confidently expected to see the disease made
+harmless. It was not Jenner who set people declaring that smallpox, if
+not abolished by vaccination, had at least been made much milder: on the
+contrary, he recorded a pre-vaccination epidemic in which none of the
+persons attacked went to bed or considered themselves as seriously ill.
+Neither Jenner, nor any other doctor ever, as far as I know, inculcated
+the popular notion that everybody got smallpox as a matter of course
+before vaccination was invented. That doctors get infected with these
+delusions, and are in their unprofessional capacity as members of the
+public subject to them like other men, is true; but if we had to decide
+whether vaccination was first forced on the public by the doctors or on
+the doctors by the public, we should have to decide against the public.
+
+
+
+
+STATISTICAL ILLUSIONS
+
+Public ignorance of the laws of evidence and of statistics can hardly
+be exaggerated. There may be a doctor here and there who in dealing
+with the statistics of disease has taken at least the first step towards
+sanity by grasping the fact that as an attack of even the commonest
+disease is an exceptional event, apparently over-whelming statistical
+evidence in favor of any prophylactic can be produced by persuading the
+public that everybody caught the disease formerly. Thus if a disease is
+one which normally attacks fifteen per cent of the population, and if
+the effect of a prophylactic is actually to increase the proportion to
+twenty per cent, the publication of this figure of twenty per cent will
+convince the public that the prophylactic has reduced the percentage by
+eighty per cent instead of increasing it by five, because the public,
+left to itself and to the old gentlemen who are always ready to
+remember, on every possible subject, that things used to be much worse
+than they are now (such old gentlemen greatly outnumber the laudatores
+tempori acti), will assume that the former percentage was about 100. The
+vogue of the Pasteur treatment of hydrophobia, for instance, was due
+to the assumption by the public that every person bitten by a rabid dog
+necessarily got hydrophobia. I myself heard hydrophobia discussed in
+my youth by doctors in Dublin before a Pasteur Institute existed,
+the subject having been brought forward there by the scepticism of an
+eminent surgeon as to whether hydrophobia is really a specific disease
+or only ordinary tetanus induced (as tetanus was then supposed to be
+induced) by a lacerated wound. There were no statistics available as to
+the proportion of dog bites that ended in hydrophobia; but nobody ever
+guessed that the cases could be more than two or three per cent of the
+bites. On me, therefore, the results published by the Pasteur Institute
+produced no such effect as they did on the ordinary man who thinks that
+the bite of a mad dog means certain hydrophobia. It seemed to me that
+the proportion of deaths among the cases treated at the Institute was
+rather higher, if anything, than might have been expected had there been
+no Institute in existence. But to the public every Pasteur patient
+who did not die was miraculously saved from an agonizing death by the
+beneficent white magic of that most trusty of all wizards, the man of
+science.
+
+Even trained statisticians often fail to appreciate the extent to
+which statistics are vitiated by the unrecorded assumptions of their
+interpreters. Their attention is too much occupied with the cruder
+tricks of those who make a corrupt use of statistics for advertizing
+purposes. There is, for example, the percentage dodge. In some hamlet,
+barely large enough to have a name, two people are attacked during a
+smallpox epidemic. One dies: the other recovers. One has vaccination
+marks: the other has none. Immediately either the vaccinists or the
+antivaccinists publish the triumphant news that at such and such a place
+not a single vaccinated person died of smallpox whilst 100 per cent of
+the unvaccinated perished miserably; or, as the case may be, that 100
+per cent of the unvaccinated recovered whilst the vaccinated succumbed
+to the last man. Or, to take another common instance, comparisons
+which are really comparisons between two social classes with different
+standards of nutrition and education are palmed off as comparisons
+between the results of a certain medical treatment and its neglect. Thus
+it is easy to prove that the wearing of tall hats and the carrying of
+umbrellas enlarges the chest, prolongs life, and confers comparative
+immunity from disease; for the statistics show that the classes which
+use these articles are bigger, healthier, and live longer than the class
+which never dreams of possessing such things. It does not take much
+perspicacity to see that what really makes this difference is not the
+tall hat and the umbrella, but the wealth and nourishment of which they
+are evidence, and that a gold watch or membership of a club in Pall Mall
+might be proved in the same way to have the like sovereign virtues. A
+university degree, a daily bath, the owning of thirty pairs of trousers,
+a knowledge of Wagner's music, a pew in church, anything, in short, that
+implies more means and better nurture than the mass of laborers enjoy,
+can be statistically palmed off as a magic-spell conferring all sorts of
+privileges.
+
+In the case of a prophylactic enforced by law, this illusion is
+intensified grotesquely, because only vagrants can evade it. Now
+vagrants have little power of resisting any disease: their death rate
+and their case-mortality rate is always high relatively to that of
+respectable folk. Nothing is easier, therefore, than to prove that
+compliance with any public regulation produces the most gratifying
+results. It would be equally easy even if the regulation actually raised
+the death-rate, provided it did not raise it sufficiently to make the
+average householder, who cannot evade regulations, die as early as the
+average vagrant who can.
+
+
+
+
+THE SURPRISES OF ATTENTION AND NEGLECT
+
+There is another statistical illusion which is independent of class
+differences. A common complaint of houseowners is that the Public Health
+Authorities frequently compel them to instal costly sanitary appliances
+which are condemned a few years later as dangerous to health, and
+forbidden under penalties. Yet these discarded mistakes are always made
+in the first instance on the strength of a demonstration that their
+introduction has reduced the death-rate. The explanation is simple.
+Suppose a law were made that every child in the nation should be
+compelled to drink a pint of brandy per month, but that the brandy
+must be administered only when the child was in good health, with its
+digestion and so forth working normally, and its teeth either naturally
+or artificially sound. Probably the result would be an immediate and
+startling reduction in child mortality, leading to further legislation
+increasing the quantity of brandy to a gallon. Not until the brandy
+craze had been carried to a point at which the direct harm done by
+it would outweigh the incidental good, would an anti-brandy party be
+listened to. That incidental good would be the substitution of attention
+to the general health of children for the neglect which is now the rule
+so long as the child is not actually too sick to run about and play as
+usual. Even if this attention were confined to the children's teeth,
+there would be an improvement which it would take a good deal of brandy
+to cancel.
+
+This imaginary case explains the actual case of the sanitary appliances
+which our local sanitary authorities prescribe today and condemn
+tomorrow. No sanitary contrivance which the mind of even the very worst
+plumber can devize could be as disastrous as that total neglect for
+long periods which gets avenged by pestilences that sweep through whole
+continents, like the black death and the cholera. If it were proposed
+at this time of day to discharge all the sewage of London crude and
+untreated into the Thames, instead of carrying it, after elaborate
+treatment, far out into the North Sea, there would be a shriek of horror
+from all our experts. Yet if Cromwell had done that instead of doing
+nothing, there would probably have been no Great Plague of London. When
+the Local Health Authority forces every householder to have his sanitary
+arrangements thought about and attended to by somebody whose special
+business it is to attend to such things, then it matters not how
+erroneous or even directly mischievous may be the specific measures
+taken: the net result at first is sure to be an improvement. Not until
+attention has been effectually substituted for neglect as the general
+rule, will the statistics begin to show the merits of the particular
+methods of attention adopted. And as we are far from having arrived
+at this stage, being as to health legislation only at the beginning of
+things, we have practically no evidence yet as to the value of methods.
+Simple and obvious as this is, nobody seems as yet to discount the
+effect of substituting attention for neglect in drawing conclusions from
+health statistics. Everything is put to the credit of the particular
+method employed, although it may quite possibly be raising the death
+rate by five per thousand whilst the attention incidental to it is
+reducing the death rate fifteen per thousand. The net gain of ten per
+thousand is credited to the method, and made the excuse for enforcing
+more of it.
+
+
+
+
+STEALING CREDIT FROM CIVILIZATION
+
+There is yet another way in which specifics which have no merits at
+all, either direct or incidental, may be brought into high repute by
+statistics. For a century past civilization has been cleaning away
+the conditions which favor bacterial fevers. Typhus, once rife, has
+vanished: plague and cholera have been stopped at our frontiers by a
+sanitary blockade. We still have epidemics of smallpox and typhoid; and
+diphtheria and scarlet fever are endemic in the slums. Measles, which in
+my childhood was not regarded as a dangerous disease, has now become
+so mortal that notices are posted publicly urging parents to take it
+seriously. But even in these cases the contrast between the death and
+recovery rates in the rich districts and in the poor ones has led to
+the general conviction among experts that bacterial diseases are
+preventable; and they already are to a large extent prevented. The
+dangers of infection and the way to avoid it are better understood
+than they used to be. It is barely twenty years since people exposed
+themselves recklessly to the infection of consumption and pneumonia
+in the belief that these diseases were not "catching." Nowadays the
+troubles of consumptive patients are greatly increased by the growing
+disposition to treat them as lepers. No doubt there is a good deal of
+ignorant exaggeration and cowardly refusal to face a human and necessary
+share of the risk. That has always been the case. We now know that the
+medieval horror of leprosy was out of all proportion to the danger
+of infection, and was accompanied by apparent blindness to the
+infectiousness of smallpox, which has since been worked up by our
+disease terrorists into the position formerly held by leprosy. But the
+scare of infection, though it sets even doctors talking as if the only
+really scientific thing to do with a fever patient is to throw him into
+the nearest ditch and pump carbolic acid on him from a safe distance
+until he is ready to be cremated on the spot, has led to much greater
+care and cleanliness. And the net result has been a series of victories
+over disease.
+
+Now let us suppose that in the early nineteenth century somebody had
+come forward with a theory that typhus fever always begins in the
+top joint of the little finger; and that if this joint be amputated
+immediately after birth, typhus fever will disappear. Had such a
+suggestion been adopted, the theory would have been triumphantly
+confirmed; for as a matter of fact, typhus fever has disappeared. On
+the other hand cancer and madness have increased (statistically) to
+an appalling extent. The opponents of the little finger theory would
+therefore be pretty sure to allege that the amputations were spreading
+cancer and lunacy. The vaccination controversy is full of such
+contentions. So is the controversy as to the docking of horses' tails
+and the cropping of dogs' ears. So is the less widely known controversy
+as to circumcision and the declaring certain kinds of flesh unclean by
+the Jews. To advertize any remedy or operation, you have only to pick
+out all the most reassuring advances made by civilization, and boldly
+present the two in the relation of cause and effect: the public will
+swallow the fallacy without a wry face. It has no idea of the need for
+what is called a control experiment. In Shakespear's time and for long
+after it, mummy was a favorite medicament. You took a pinch of the dust
+of a dead Egyptian in a pint of the hottest water you could bear to
+drink; and it did you a great deal of good. This, you thought, proved
+what a sovereign healer mummy was. But if you had tried the control
+experiment of taking the hot water without the mummy, you might have
+found the effect exactly the same, and that any hot drink would have
+done as well.
+
+
+
+
+BIOMETRIKA
+
+Another difficulty about statistics is the technical difficulty
+of calculation. Before you can even make a mistake in drawing your
+conclusion from the correlations established by your statistics you must
+ascertain the correlations. When I turn over the pages of Biometrika,
+a quarterly journal in which is recorded the work done in the field of
+biological statistics by Professor Karl Pearson and his colleagues, I am
+out of my depth at the first line, because mathematics are to me only a
+concept: I never used a logarithm in my life, and could not undertake to
+extract the square root of four without misgiving. I am therefore unable
+to deny that the statistical ascertainment of the correlations between
+one thing and another must be a very complicated and difficult technical
+business, not to be tackled successfully except by high mathematicians;
+and I cannot resist Professor Karl Pearson's immense contempt for, and
+indignant sense of grave social danger in, the unskilled guesses of the
+ordinary sociologist.
+
+Now the man in the street knows nothing of Biometrika: all he knows is
+that "you can prove anything by figures," though he forgets this the
+moment figures are used to prove anything he wants to believe. If he did
+take in Biometrika he would probably become abjectly credulous as to all
+the conclusions drawn in it from the correlations so learnedly worked
+out; though the mathematician whose correlations would fill a Newton
+with admiration may, in collecting and accepting data and drawing
+conclusions from them, fall into quite crude errors by just such popular
+oversights as I have been describing.
+
+
+
+
+PATIENT-MADE THERAPEUTICS
+
+To all these blunders and ignorances doctors are no less subject than
+the rest of us. They are not trained in the use of evidence, nor
+in biometrics, nor in the psychology of human credulity, nor in the
+incidence of economic pressure. Further, they must believe, on the
+whole, what their patients believe, just as they must wear the sort of
+hat their patients wear. The doctor may lay down the law despotically
+enough to the patient at points where the patient's mind is simply
+blank; but when the patient has a prejudice the doctor must either keep
+it in countenance or lose his patient. If people are persuaded that
+night air is dangerous to health and that fresh air makes them catch
+cold it will not be possible for a doctor to make his living in private
+practice if he prescribes ventilation. We have to go back no further
+than the days of The Pickwick Papers to find ourselves in a world where
+people slept in four-post beds with curtains drawn closely round to
+exclude as much air as possible. Had Mr. Pickwick's doctor told him that
+he would be much healthier if he slept on a camp bed by an open window,
+Mr. Pickwick would have regarded him as a crank and called in another
+doctor. Had he gone on to forbid Mr. Pickwick to drink brandy and water
+whenever he felt chilly, and assured him that if he were deprived of
+meat or salt for a whole year, he would not only not die, but would be
+none the worse, Mr. Pickwick would have fled from his presence as from
+that of a dangerous madman. And in these matters the doctor cannot cheat
+his patient. If he has no faith in drugs or vaccination, and the patient
+has, he can cheat him with colored water and pass his lancet through the
+flame of a spirit lamp before scratching his arm. But he cannot make him
+change his daily habits without knowing it.
+
+
+
+
+THE REFORMS ALSO COME FROM THE LAITY
+
+In the main, then, the doctor learns that if he gets ahead of the
+superstitions of his patients he is a ruined man; and the result is that
+he instinctively takes care not to get ahead of them. That is why all
+the changes come from the laity. It was not until an agitation had been
+conducted for many years by laymen, including quacks and faddists of all
+kinds, that the public was sufficiently impressed to make it possible
+for the doctors to open their minds and their mouths on the subject of
+fresh air, cold water, temperance, and the rest of the new fashions in
+hygiene. At present the tables have been turned on many old prejudices.
+Plenty of our most popular elderly doctors believe that cold tubs in the
+morning are unnatural, exhausting, and rheumatic; that fresh air is a
+fad and that everybody is the better for a glass or two of port wine
+every day; but they no longer dare say as much until they know exactly
+where they are; for many very desirable patients in country houses have
+lately been persuaded that their first duty is to get up at six in the
+morning and begin the day by taking a walk barefoot through the dewy
+grass. He who shows the least scepticism as to this practice is at once
+suspected of being "an old-fashioned doctor," and dismissed to make room
+for a younger man.
+
+In short, private medical practice is governed not by science but by
+supply and demand; and however scientific a treatment may be, it cannot
+hold its place in the market if there is no demand for it; nor can the
+grossest quackery be kept off the market if there is a demand for it.
+
+
+
+
+FASHIONS AND EPIDEMICS
+
+A demand, however, can be inculcated. This is thoroughly understood
+by fashionable tradesmen, who find no difficulty in persuading their
+customers to renew articles that are not worn out and to buy things they
+do not want. By making doctors tradesmen, we compel them to learn the
+tricks of trade; consequently we find that the fashions of the year
+include treatments, operations, and particular drugs, as well as hats,
+sleeves, ballads, and games. Tonsils, vermiform appendices, uvulas, even
+ovaries are sacrificed because it is the fashion to get them cut out,
+and because the operations are highly profitable. The psychology of
+fashion becomes a pathology; for the cases have every air of being
+genuine: fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics, proving that
+epidemics can be induced by tradesmen, and therefore by doctors.
+
+
+
+
+THE DOCTOR'S VIRTUES
+
+It will be admitted that this is a pretty bad state of things. And the
+melodramatic instinct of the public, always demanding; that every wrong
+shall have, not its remedy, but its villain to be hissed, will blame,
+not its own apathy, superstition, and ignorance, but the depravity of
+the doctors. Nothing could be more unjust or mischievous. Doctors, if no
+better than other men, are certainly no worse. I was reproached during
+the performances of The Doctor's Dilemma at the Court Theatre in
+1907 because I made the artist a rascal, the journalist an illiterate
+incapable, and all the doctors "angels." But I did not go beyond the
+warrant of my own experience. It has been my luck to have doctors
+among my friends for nearly forty years past (all perfectly aware of
+my freedom from the usual credulity as to the miraculous powers and
+knowledge attributed to them); and though I know that there are medical
+blackguards as well as military, legal, and clerical blackguards (one
+soon finds that out when one is privileged to hear doctors talking shop
+among themselves), the fact that I was no more at a loss for private
+medical advice and attendance when I had not a penny in my pocket than I
+was later on when I could afford fees on the highest scale, has made it
+impossible for me to share that hostility to the doctor as a man which
+exists and is growing as an inevitable result of the present condition
+of medical practice. Not that the interest in disease and aberrations
+which turns some men and women to medicine and surgery is not sometimes
+as morbid as the interest in misery and vice which turns some others
+to philanthropy and "rescue work." But the true doctor is inspired by
+a hatred of ill-health, and a divine impatience of any waste of vital
+forces. Unless a man is led to medicine or surgery through a very
+exceptional technical aptitude, or because doctoring is a family
+tradition, or because he regards it unintelligently as a lucrative and
+gentlemanly profession, his motives in choosing the career of a healer
+are clearly generous. However actual practice may disillusion and
+corrupt him, his selection in the first instance is not a selection of a
+base character.
+
+
+
+
+THE DOCTOR'S HARDSHIPS
+
+A review of the counts in the indictment I have brought against private
+medical practice will show that they arise out of the doctor's position
+as a competitive private tradesman: that is, out of his poverty and
+dependence. And it should be borne in mind that doctors are expected
+to treat other people specially well whilst themselves submitting
+to specially inconsiderate treatment. The butcher and baker are not
+expected to feed the hungry unless the hungry can pay; but a doctor who
+allows a fellow-creature to suffer or perish without aid is regarded as
+a monster. Even if we must dismiss hospital service as really venal,
+the fact remains that most doctors do a good deal of gratuitous work
+in private practice all through their careers. And in his paid work the
+doctor is on a different footing to the tradesman. Although the articles
+he sells, advice and treatment, are the same for all classes, his fees
+have to be graduated like the income tax. The successful fashionable
+doctor may weed his poorer patients out from time to time, and finally
+use the College of Physicians to place it out of his own power to accept
+low fees; but the ordinary general practitioner never makes out his
+bills without considering the taxable capacity of his patients.
+
+Then there is the disregard of his own health and comfort which results
+from the fact that he is, by the nature of his work, an emergency man.
+We are polite and considerate to the doctor when there is nothing the
+matter, and we meet him as a friend or entertain him as a guest; but
+when the baby is suffering from croup, or its mother has a temperature
+of 104 degrees, or its grandfather has broken his leg, nobody thinks
+of the doctor except as a healer and saviour. He may be hungry,
+weary, sleepy, run down by several successive nights disturbed by that
+instrument of torture, the night bell; but who ever thinks of this
+in the face of sudden sickness or accident? We think no more of the
+condition of a doctor attending a case than of the condition of
+a fireman at a fire. In other occupations night-work is specially
+recognized and provided for. The worker sleeps all day; has his
+breakfast in the evening; his lunch or dinner at midnight; his dinner or
+supper before going to bed in the morning; and he changes to day-work
+if he cannot stand night-work. But a doctor is expected to work day and
+night. In practices which consist largely of workmen's clubs, and in
+which the patients are therefore taken on wholesale terms and very
+numerous, the unfortunate assistant, or the principal if he has no
+assistant, often does not undress, knowing that he will be called up
+before he has snatched an hour's sleep. To the strain of such inhuman
+conditions must be added the constant risk of infection. One wonders
+why the impatient doctors do not become savage and unmanageable, and the
+patient ones imbecile. Perhaps they do, to some extent. And the pay is
+wretched, and so uncertain that refusal to attend without payment in
+advance becomes often a necessary measure of self-defence, whilst the
+County Court has long ago put an end to the tradition that the doctor's
+fee is an honorarium. Even the most eminent physicians, as such
+biographies as those of Paget show, are sometimes miserably, inhumanly
+poor until they are past their prime. In short, the doctor needs our
+help for the moment much more than we often need his. The ridicule of
+Moliere, the death of a well-informed and clever writer like the late
+Harold Frederic in the hands of Christian Scientists (a sort of sealing
+with his blood of the contemptuous disbelief in and dislike of doctors
+he had bitterly expressed in his books), the scathing and quite
+justifiable exposure of medical practice in the novel by Mr. Maarten
+Maartens entitled The New Religion: all these trouble the doctor very
+little, and are in any case well set off by the popularity of Sir Luke
+Fildes' famous picture, and by the verdicts in which juries from time to
+time express their conviction that the doctor can do no wrong. The
+real woes of the doctor are the shabby coat, the wolf at the door,
+the tyranny of ignorant patients, the work-day of 24 hours, and the
+uselessness of honestly prescribing what most of the patients really
+need: that is, not medicine, but money.
+
+
+
+
+THE PUBLIC DOCTOR
+
+What then is to be done?
+
+Fortunately we have not to begin absolutely from the beginning: we
+already have, in the Medical Officer of Health, a sort of doctor who is
+free from the worst hardships, and consequently from the worst vices,
+of the private practitioner. His position depends, not on the number
+of people who are ill, and whom he can keep ill, but on the number of
+people who are well. He is judged, as all doctors and treatments should
+be judged, by the vital statistics of his district. When the death rate
+goes up his credit goes down. As every increase in his salary depends on
+the issue of a public debate as to the health of the constituency under
+his charge, he has every inducement to strive towards the ideal of a
+clean bill of health. He has a safe, dignified, responsible, independent
+position based wholly on the public health; whereas the private
+practitioner has a precarious, shabby-genteel, irresponsible, servile
+position, based wholly on the prevalence of illness.
+
+It is true, there are grave scandals in the public medical service. The
+public doctor may be also a private practitioner eking out his earnings
+by giving a little time to public work for a mean payment. There are
+cases in which the position is one which no successful practitioner will
+accept, and where, therefore, incapables or drunkards get automatically
+selected for the post, faute de mieux; but even in these cases the
+doctor is less disastrous in his public capacity than in his private
+one: besides, the conditions which produce these bad cases are doomed,
+as the evil is now recognized and understood. A popular but unstable
+remedy is to enable local authorities, when they are too small to
+require the undivided time of such men as the Medical Officers of our
+great municipalities, to combine for public health purposes so that each
+may share the services of a highly paid official of the best class; but
+the right remedy is a larger area as the sanitary unit.
+
+
+
+
+MEDICAL ORGANIZATION
+
+Another advantage of public medical work is that it admits of
+organization, and consequently of the distribution of the work in such
+a manner as to avoid wasting the time of highly qualified experts
+on trivial jobs. The individualism of private practice leads to an
+appalling waste of time on trifles. Men whose dexterity as operators or
+almost divinatory skill in diagnosis are constantly needed for difficult
+cases, are poulticing whitlows, vaccinating, changing unimportant
+dressings, prescribing ether drams for ladies with timid leanings
+towards dipsomania, and generally wasting their time in the pursuit of
+private fees. In no other profession is the practitioner expected to
+do all the work involved in it from the first day of his professional
+career to the last as the doctor is. The judge passes sentence of death;
+but he is not expected to hang the criminal with his own hands, as he
+would be if the legal profession were as unorganized as the medical. The
+bishop is not expected to blow the organ or wash the baby he baptizes.
+The general is not asked to plan a campaign or conduct a battle at
+half-past twelve and to play the drum at half-past two. Even if they
+were, things would still not be as bad as in the medical profession; for
+in it not only is the first-class man set to do third-class work, but,
+what is much more terrifying, the third-class man is expected to do
+first-class work. Every general practitioner is supposed to be capable
+of the whole range of medical and surgical work at a moment's notice;
+and the country doctor, who has not a specialist nor a crack consultant
+at the end of his telephone, often has to tackle without hesitation
+cases which no sane practitioner in a town would take in hand without
+assistance. No doubt this develops the resourcefulness of the country
+doctor, and makes him a more capable man than his suburban colleague;
+but it cannot develop the second-class man into a first-class one. If
+the practice of law not only led to a judge having to hang, but the
+hangman to judge, or if in the army matters were so arranged that it
+would be possible for the drummer boy to be in command at Waterloo
+whilst the Duke of Wellington was playing the drum in Brussels, we
+should not be consoled by the reflection that our hangmen were thereby
+made a little more judicial-minded, and our drummers more responsible,
+than in foreign countries where the legal and military professions
+recognized the advantages of division of labor.
+
+Under such conditions no statistics as to the graduation of professional
+ability among doctors are available. Assuming that doctors are normal
+men and not magicians (and it is unfortunately very hard to persuade
+people to admit so much and thereby destroy the romance of doctoring)
+we may guess that the medical profession, like the other professions,
+consists of a small percentage of highly gifted persons at one end,
+and a small percentage of altogether disastrous duffers at the other.
+Between these extremes comes the main body of doctors (also, of
+course, with a weak and a strong end) who can be trusted to work under
+regulations with more or less aid from above according to the gravity
+of the case. Or, to put it in terms of the cases, there are cases that
+present no difficulties, and can be dealt with by a nurse or student at
+one end of the scale, and cases that require watching and handling by
+the very highest existing skill at the other; whilst between come
+the great mass of cases which need visits from the doctor of ordinary
+ability and from the chiefs of the profession in the proportion of, say,
+seven to none, seven to one, three to one, one to one, or, for a day
+or two, none to one. Such a service is organized at present only
+in hospitals; though in large towns the practice of calling in the
+consultant acts, to some extent, as a substitute for it. But in the
+latter case it is quite unregulated except by professional etiquet,
+which, as we have seen, has for its object, not the health of the
+patient or of the community at large, but the protection of the doctor's
+livelihood and the concealment of his errors. And as the consultant is
+an expensive luxury, he is a last resource rather, as he should be, than
+a matter of course, in all cases where the general practitioner is not
+equal to the occasion: a predicament in which a very capable man may
+find himself at any time through the cropping up of a case of which he
+has had no clinical experience.
+
+
+
+
+THE SOCIAL SOLUTION OF THE MEDICAL PROBLEM
+
+The social solution of the medical problem, then, depends on that large,
+slowly advancing, pettishly resisted integration of society called
+generally Socialism. Until the medical profession becomes a body of men
+trained and paid by the country to keep the country in health it will
+remain what it is at present: a conspiracy to exploit popular credulity
+and human suffering. Already our M.O.H.s (Medical Officers of Health)
+are in the new position: what is lacking is appreciation of the change,
+not only by the public but by the private doctors. For, as we have seen,
+when one of the first-rate posts becomes vacant in one of the great
+cities, and all the leading M.O.H.s compete for it, they must appeal to
+the good health of the cities of which they have been in charge, and not
+to the size of the incomes the local private doctors are making out of
+the ill-health of their patients. If a competitor can prove that he has
+utterly ruined every sort of medical private practice in a large city
+except obstetric practice and the surgery of accidents, his claims are
+irresistible; and this is the ideal at which every M.O.H. should aim.
+But the profession at large should none the less welcome him and set
+its house in order for the social change which will finally be its own
+salvation. For the M.O.H. as we know him is only the beginning of that
+army of Public Hygiene which will presently take the place in general
+interest and honor now occupied by our military and naval forces. It is
+silly that an Englishman should be more afraid of a German soldier than
+of a British disease germ, and should clamor for more barracks in the
+same newspapers that protest against more school clinics, and cry out
+that if the State fights disease for us it makes us paupers, though
+they never say that if the State fights the Germans for us it makes us
+cowards. Fortunately, when a habit of thought is silly it only needs
+steady treatment by ridicule from sensible and witty people to be put
+out of countenance and perish. Every year sees an increase in the number
+of persons employed in the Public Health Service, who would formerly
+have been mere adventurers in the Private Illness Service. To put it
+another way, a host of men and women who have now a strong incentive
+to be mischievous and even murderous rogues will have a much stronger,
+because a much honester, incentive to be not only good citizens but
+active benefactors to the community. And they will have no anxiety
+whatever about their incomes.
+
+
+
+
+THE FUTURE OF PRIVATE PRACTICE
+
+It must not be hastily concluded that this involves the extinction of
+the private practitioner. What it will really mean for him is release
+from his present degrading and scientifically corrupting slavery to his
+patients. As I have already shown the doctor who has to live by pleasing
+his patients in competition with everybody who has walked the hospitals,
+scraped through the examinations, and bought a brass plate, soon finds
+himself prescribing water to teetotallers and brandy or champagne jelly
+to drunkards; beefsteaks and stout in one house, and "uric acid free"
+vegetarian diet over the way; shut windows, big fires, and heavy
+overcoats to old Colonels, and open air and as much nakedness as is
+compatible with decency to young faddists, never once daring to say
+either "I don't know," or "I don't agree." For the strength of the
+doctor's, as of every other man's position when the evolution of social
+organization at last reaches his profession, will be that he will always
+have open to him the alternative of public employment when the private
+employer becomes too tyrannous. And let no one suppose that the words
+doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are
+employer and employee. No doubt doctors who are in great demand can be
+as high-handed and independent as employees are in all classes when a
+dearth in their labor market makes them indispensable; but the average
+doctor is not in this position: he is struggling for life in an
+overcrowded profession, and knows well that "a good bedside manner"
+will carry him to solvency through a morass of illness, whilst the
+least attempt at plain dealing with people who are eating too much, or
+drinking too much, or frowsting too much (to go no further in the list
+of intemperances that make up so much of family life) would soon land
+him in the Bankruptcy Court.
+
+Private practice, thus protected, would itself protect individuals, as
+far as such protection is possible, against the errors and superstitions
+of State medicine, which are at worst no worse than the errors and
+superstitions of private practice, being, indeed, all derived from it.
+Such monstrosities as vaccination are, as we have seen, founded, not on
+science, but on half-crowns. If the Vaccination Acts, instead of being
+wholly repealed as they are already half repealed, were strengthened by
+compelling every parent to have his child vaccinated by a public officer
+whose salary was completely independent of the number of vaccinations
+performed by him, and for whom there was plenty of alternative public
+health work waiting, vaccination would be dead in two years, as the
+vaccinator would not only not gain by it, but would lose credit through
+the depressing effects on the vital statistics of his district of the
+illness and deaths it causes, whilst it would take from him all the
+credit of that freedom from smallpox which is the result of good
+sanitary administration and vigilant prevention of infection. Such
+absurd panic scandals as that of the last London epidemic, where a fee
+of half-a-crown per re-vaccination produced raids on houses during
+the absence of parents, and the forcible seizure and re-vaccination of
+children left to answer the door, can be prevented simply by abolishing
+the half-crown and all similar follies, paying, not for this or that
+ceremony of witchcraft, but for immunity from disease, and paying, too,
+in a rational way. The officer with a fixed salary saves himself trouble
+by doing his business with the least possible interference with the
+private citizen. The man paid by the job loses money by not forcing his
+job on the public as often as possible without reference to its results.
+
+
+
+
+THE TECHNICAL PROBLEM
+
+As to any technical medical problem specially involved, there is none.
+If there were, I should not be competent to deal with it, as I am not a
+technical expert in medicine: I deal with the subject as an economist, a
+politician, and a citizen exercising my common sense. Everything that I
+have said applies equally to all the medical techniques, and will hold
+good whether public hygiene be based on the poetic fancies of Christian
+Science, the tribal superstitions of the druggist and the vivisector, or
+the best we can make of our real knowledge. But I may remind those
+who confusedly imagine that the medical problem is also the scientific
+problem, that all problems are finally scientific problems. The notion
+that therapeutics or hygiene or surgery is any more or less scientific
+than making or cleaning boots is entertained only by people to whom
+a man of science is still a magician who can cure diseases, transmute
+metals, and enable us to live for ever. It may still be necessary for
+some time to come to practise on popular credulity, popular love and
+dread of the marvellous, and popular idolatry, to induce the poor
+to comply with the sanitary regulations they are too ignorant
+to understand. As I have elsewhere confessed, I have myself been
+responsible for ridiculous incantations with burning sulphur,
+experimentally proved to be quite useless, because poor people are
+convinced, by the mystical air of the burning and the horrible smell,
+that it exorcises the demons of smallpox and scarlet fever and makes it
+safe for them to return to their houses. To assure them that the real
+secret is sunshine and soap is only to convince them that you do not
+care whether they live or die, and wish to save money at their expense.
+So you perform the incantation; and back they go to their houses,
+satisfied. A religious ceremony--a poetic blessing of the threshold, for
+instance--would be much better; but unfortunately our religion is weak
+on the sanitary side. One of the worst misfortunes of Christendom was
+that reaction against the voluptuous bathing of the imperial Romans
+which made dirty habits a part of Christian piety, and in some unlucky
+places (the Sandwich Islands for example) made the introduction of
+Christianity also the introduction of disease, because the formulators
+of the superseded native religion, like Mahomet, had been enlightened
+enough to introduce as religious duties such sanitary measures as
+ablution and the most careful and reverent treatment of everything
+cast off by the human body, even to nail clippings and hairs; and our
+missionaries thoughtlessly discredited this godly doctrine without
+supplying its place, which was promptly taken by laziness and neglect.
+If the priests of Ireland could only be persuaded to teach their flocks
+that it is a deadly insult to the Blessed Virgin to place her image in a
+cottage that is not kept up to that high standard of Sunday cleanliness
+to which all her worshippers must believe she is accustomed, and to
+represent her as being especially particular about stables because
+her son was born in one, they might do more in one year than all the
+Sanitary Inspectors in Ireland could do in twenty; and they could hardly
+doubt that Our Lady would be delighted. Perhaps they do nowadays; for
+Ireland is certainly a transfigured country since my youth as far as
+clean faces and pinafores can transfigure it. In England, where so
+many of the inhabitants are too gross to believe in poetic faiths, too
+respectable to tolerate the notion that the stable at Bethany was a
+common peasant farmer's stable instead of a first-rate racing one, and
+too savage to believe that anything can really cast out the devil of
+disease unless it be some terrifying hoodoo of tortures and stinks, the
+M.O.H. will no doubt for a long time to come have to preach to fools
+according to their folly, promising miracles, and threatening hideous
+personal consequences of neglect of by-laws and the like; therefore it
+will be important that every M.O.H. shall have, with his (or her) other
+qualifications, a sense of humor, lest (he or she) should come at last
+to believe all the nonsense that must needs be talked. But he must, in
+his capacity of an expert advising the authorities, keep the government
+itself free of superstition. If Italian peasants are so ignorant that
+the Church can get no hold of them except by miracles, why, miracles
+there must be. The blood of St. Januarius must liquefy whether the
+Saint is in the humor or not. To trick a heathen into being a dutiful
+Christian is no worse than to trick a whitewasher into trusting himself
+in a room where a smallpox patient has lain, by pretending to exorcise
+the disease with burning sulphur. But woe to the Church if in deceiving
+the peasant it also deceives itself; for then the Church is lost, and
+the peasant too, unless he revolt against it. Unless the Church works
+the pretended miracle painfully against the grain, and is continually
+urged by its dislike of the imposture to strive to make the peasant
+susceptible to the true reasons for behaving well, the Church will
+become an instrument of his corruption and an exploiter of his
+ignorance, and will find itself launched upon that persecution of
+scientific truth of which all priesthoods are accused and none with more
+justice than the scientific priesthood.
+
+And here we come to the danger that terrifies so many of us: the danger
+of having a hygienic orthodoxy imposed on us. But we must face that: in
+such crowded and poverty ridden civilizations as ours any orthodoxy
+is better than laisser-faire. If our population ever comes to consist
+exclusively of well-to-do, highly cultivated, and thoroughly instructed
+free persons in a position to take care of themselves, no doubt they
+will make short work of a good deal of official regulation that is now
+of life-and-death necessity to us; but under existing circumstances, I
+repeat, almost any sort of attention that democracy will stand is better
+than neglect. Attention and activity lead to mistakes as well as
+to successes; but a life spent in making mistakes is not only more
+honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. The one
+lesson that comes out of all our theorizing and experimenting is that
+there is only one really scientific progressive method; and that is the
+method of trial and error. If you come to that, what is laisser-faire
+but an orthodoxy? the most tyrannous and disastrous of all the
+orthodoxies, since it forbids you even to learn.
+
+
+
+
+THE LATEST THEORIES
+
+Medical theories are so much a matter of fashion, and the most fertile
+of them are modified so rapidly by medical practice and biological
+research, which are international activities, that the play which
+furnishes the pretext for this preface is already slightly outmoded,
+though I believe it may be taken as a faithful record for the year
+(1906) in which it was begun. I must not expose any professional man to
+ruin by connecting his name with the entire freedom of criticism which
+I, as a layman, enjoy; but it will be evident to all experts that my
+play could not have been written but for the work done by Sir Almroth
+Wright in the theory and practice of securing immunization from
+bacterial diseases by the inoculation of "vaccines" made of their own
+bacteria: a practice incorrectly called vaccinetherapy (there is nothing
+vaccine about it) apparently because it is what vaccination ought to be
+and is not. Until Sir Almroth Wright, following up one of Metchnikoff's
+most suggestive biological romances, discovered that the white
+corpuscles or phagocytes which attack and devour disease germs for us do
+their work only when we butter the disease germs appetizingly for them
+with a natural sauce which Sir Almroth named opsonin, and that our
+production of this condiment continually rises and falls rhythmically
+from negligibility to the highest efficiency, nobody had been able
+even to conjecture why the various serums that were from time to time
+introduced as having effected marvellous cures, presently made such
+direful havoc of some unfortunate patient that they had to be dropped
+hastily. The quantity of sturdy lying that was necessary to save the
+credit of inoculation in those days was prodigious; and had it not been
+for the devotion shown by the military authorities throughout Europe,
+who would order the entire disappearance of some disease from their
+armies, and bring it about by the simple plan of changing the name
+under which the cases were reported, or for our own Metropolitan Asylums
+Board, which carefully suppressed all the medical reports that revealed
+the sometimes quite appalling effects of epidemics of revaccination,
+there is no saying what popular reaction might not have taken place
+against the whole immunization movement in therapeutics.
+
+The situation was saved when Sir Almroth Wright pointed out that if you
+inoculated a patient with pathogenic germs at a moment when his powers
+of cooking them for consumption by the phagocytes was receding to its
+lowest point, you would certainly make him a good deal worse and perhaps
+kill him, whereas if you made precisely the same inoculation when the
+cooking power was rising to one of its periodical climaxes, you would
+stimulate it to still further exertions and produce just the opposite
+result. And he invented a technique for ascertaining in which phase the
+patient happened to be at any given moment. The dramatic possibilities
+of this discovery and invention will be found in my play. But it is one
+thing to invent a technique: it is quite another to persuade the medical
+profession to acquire it. Our general practitioners, I gather, simply
+declined to acquire it, being mostly unable to afford either the
+acquisition or the practice of it when acquired. Something simple,
+cheap, and ready at all times for all comers, is, as I have shown, the
+only thing that is economically possible in general practice, whatever
+may be the case in Sir Almroth's famous laboratory in St. Mary's
+Hospital. It would have become necessary to denounce opsonin in the
+trade papers as a fad and Sir Almroth as a dangerous man if his practice
+in the laboratory had not led him to the conclusion that the customary
+inoculations were very much too powerful, and that a comparatively
+infinitesimal dose would not precipitate a negative phase of cooking
+activity, and might induce a positive one. And thus it happens that the
+refusal of our general practitioners to acquire the new technique is
+no longer quite so dangerous in practice as it was when The Doctor's
+Dilemma was written: nay, that Sir Ralph Bloomfield Boningtons way of
+administering inoculations as if they were spoonfuls of squills may
+sometimes work fairly well. For all that, I find Sir Almroth Wright,
+on the 23rd May, 1910, warning the Royal Society of Medicine that "the
+clinician has not yet been prevailed upon to reconsider his position,"
+which means that the general practitioner ("the doctor," as he is called
+in our homes) is going on just as he did before, and could not afford
+to learn or practice a new technique even if he had ever heard of it.
+To the patient who does not know about it he will say nothing. To the
+patient who does, he will ridicule it, and disparage Sir Almroth. What
+else can he do, except confess his ignorance and starve?
+
+But now please observe how "the whirligig of time brings its revenges."
+This latest discovery of the remedial virtue of a very, very tiny
+hair of the dog that bit you reminds us, not only of Arndt's law of
+protoplasmic reaction to stimuli, according to which weak and strong
+stimuli provoke opposite reactions, but of Hahnemann's homeopathy, which
+was founded on the fact alleged by Hahnemann that drugs which produce
+certain symptoms when taken in ordinary perceptible quantities, will,
+when taken in infinitesimally small quantities, provoke just the
+opposite symptoms; so that the drug that gives you a headache will
+also cure a headache if you take little enough of it. I have already
+explained that the savage opposition which homeopathy encountered from
+the medical profession was not a scientific opposition; for nobody seems
+to deny that some drugs act in the alleged manner. It was opposed simply
+because doctors and apothecaries lived by selling bottles and boxes of
+doctor's stuff to be taken in spoonfuls or in pellets as large as peas;
+and people would not pay as much for drops and globules no bigger than
+pins' heads. Nowadays, however, the more cultivated folk are beginning
+to be so suspicious of drugs, and the incorrigibly superstitious people
+so profusely supplied with patent medicines (the medical advice to take
+them being wrapped round the bottle and thrown in for nothing) that
+homeopathy has become a way of rehabilitating the trade of prescription
+compounding, and is consequently coming into professional credit. At
+which point the theory of opsonins comes very opportunely to shake hands
+with it.
+
+Add to the newly triumphant homeopathist and the opsonist that other
+remarkable innovator, the Swedish masseur, who does not theorize about
+you, but probes you all over with his powerful thumbs until he finds out
+your sore spots and rubs them away, besides cheating you into a little
+wholesome exercise; and you have nearly everything in medical practice
+to-day that is not flat witchcraft or pure commercial exploitation of
+human credulity and fear of death. Add to them a good deal of vegetarian
+and teetotal controversy raging round a clamor for scientific eating
+and drinking, and resulting in little so far except calling digestion
+Metabolism and dividing the public between the eminent doctor who tells
+us that we do not eat enough fish, and his equally eminent colleague
+who warns us that a fish diet must end in leprosy, and you have all that
+opposes with any sort of countenance the rise of Christian Science with
+its cathedrals and congregations and zealots and miracles and cures:
+all very silly, no doubt, but sane and sensible, poetic and hopeful,
+compared to the pseudo science of the commercial general practitioner,
+who foolishly clamors for the prosecution and even the execution of the
+Christian Scientists when their patients die, forgetting the long death
+roll of his own patients.
+
+By the time this preface is in print the kaleidoscope may have had
+another shake; and opsonin may have gone the way of phlogiston at the
+hands of its own restless discoverer. I will not say that Hahnemann may
+have gone the way of Diafoirus; for Diafoirus we have always with us.
+But we shall still pick up all our knowledge in pursuit of some Will o'
+the Wisp or other. What is called science has always pursued the Elixir
+of Life and the Philosopher's Stone, and is just as busy after them
+to-day as ever it was in the days of Paracelsus. We call them by
+different names: Immunization or Radiology or what not; but the dreams
+which lure us into the adventures from which we learn are always at
+bottom the same. Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that
+it has reached its goal. What is wrong with priests and popes is that
+instead of being apostles and saints, they are nothing but empirics
+who say "I know" instead of "I am learning," and pray for credulity and
+inertia as wise men pray for scepticism and activity. Such abominations
+as the Inquisition and the Vaccination Acts are possible only in the
+famine years of the soul, when the great vital dogmas of honor, liberty,
+courage, the kinship of all life, faith that the unknown is greater than
+the known and is only the As Yet Unknown, and resolution to find a
+manly highway to it, have been forgotten in a paroxysm of littleness and
+terror in which nothing is active except concupiscence and the fear of
+death, playing on which any trader can filch a fortune, any blackguard
+gratify his cruelty, and any tyrant make us his slaves.
+
+Lest this should seem too rhetorical a conclusion for our professional
+men of science, who are mostly trained not to believe anything unless it
+is worded in the jargon of those writers who, because they never really
+understand what they are trying to say, cannot find familiar words for
+it, and are therefore compelled to invent a new language of nonsense
+for every book they write, let me sum up my conclusions as dryly as is
+consistent with accurate thought and live conviction.
+
+1. Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor
+employer or a poor landlord.
+
+2. Of all the anti-social vested interests the worst is the vested
+interest in ill-health.
+
+3. Remember that an illness is a misdemeanor; and treat the doctor as an
+accessory unless he notifies every case to the Public Health authority.
+
+4. Treat every death as a possible and under our present system a
+probable murder, by making it the subject of a reasonably conducted
+inquest; and execute the doctor, if necessary, as a doctor, by striking
+him off the register.
+
+5. Make up your mind how many doctors the community needs to keep
+it well. Do not register more or less than this number; and let
+registration constitute the doctor a civil servant with a dignified
+living wage paid out of public funds.
+
+6. Municipalize Harley Street.
+
+7. Treat the private operator exactly as you would treat a private
+executioner.
+
+8. Treat persons who profess to be able to cure disease as you
+treat fortune tellers.
+
+9. Keep the public carefully informed, by special statistics and
+announcements of individual cases, of all illnesses of doctors or in
+their families.
+
+10. Make it compulsory for a doctor using a brass plate to
+have inscribed on it, in addition to the letters indicating his
+qualifications, the words "Remember that I too am mortal."
+
+11. In legislation and social organization, proceed on the principle
+that invalids, meaning persons who cannot keep themselves alive by their
+own activities, cannot, beyond reason, expect to be kept alive by
+the activity of others. There is a point at which the most energetic
+policeman or doctor, when called upon to deal with an apparently drowned
+person, gives up artificial respiration, although it is never possible
+to declare with certainty, at any point short of decomposition, that
+another five minutes of the exercise would not effect resuscitation. The
+theory that every individual alive is of infinite value is legislatively
+impracticable. No doubt the higher the life we secure to the individual
+by wise social organization, the greater his value is to the community,
+and the more pains we shall take to pull him through any temporary
+danger or disablement. But the man who costs more than he is worth is
+doomed by sound hygiene as inexorably as by sound economics.
+
+12. Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.
+
+13. Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is
+what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; and do not outlive
+yourself.
+
+14. Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up. This
+means that your mother must have a good doctor. Be careful to go to
+a school where there is what they call a school clinic, where your
+nutrition and teeth and eyesight and other matters of importance to you
+will be attended to. Be particularly careful to have all this done at
+the expense of the nation, as otherwise it will not be done at all, the
+chances being about forty to one against your being able to pay for it
+directly yourself, even if you know how to set about it. Otherwise
+you will be what most people are at present: an unsound citizen of an
+unsound nation, without sense enough to be ashamed or unhappy about it.
+
+
+
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+THE DOCTOR'S DILEMMA: PREFACE ON DOCTORS
+
+BERNARD SHAW
+
+1909
+
+It is not the fault of our doctors that the medical service of the
+community, as at present provided for, is a murderous absurdity.
+That any sane nation, having observed that you could provide for
+the supply of bread by giving bakers a pecuniary interest in
+baking for you, should go on to give a surgeon a pecuniary
+interest in cutting off your leg, is enough to make one despair of
+political humanity. But that is precisely what we have done. And
+the more appalling the mutilation, the more the mutilator is paid.
+He who corrects the ingrowing toe-nail receives a few shillings:
+he who cuts your inside out receives hundreds of guineas, except
+when he does it to a poor person for practice.
+
+Scandalized voices murmur that these operations are unnecessary.
+They may be. It may also be necessary to hang a man or pull down a
+house. But we take good care not to make the hangman and the
+housebreaker the judges of that. If we did, no man's neck would be
+safe and no man's house stable. But we do make the doctor the
+judge, and fine him anything from sixpence to several hundred
+guineas if he decides in our favor. I cannot knock my shins
+severely without forcing on some surgeon the difficult question,
+"Could I not make a better use of a pocketful of guineas than this
+man is making of his leg? Could he not write as well--or even
+better--on one leg than on two? And the guineas would make all the
+difference in the world to me just now. My wife--my pretty ones--
+the leg may mortify--it is always safer to operate--he will be
+well in a fortnight--artificial legs are now so well made that
+they are really better than natural ones--evolution is towards
+motors and leglessness, etc., etc., etc."
+
+Now there is no calculation that an engineer can make as to the
+behavior of a girder under a strain, or an astronomer as to the
+recurrence of a comet, more certain than the calculation that
+under such circumstances we shall be dismembered unnecessarily in
+all directions by surgeons who believe the operations to be
+necessary solely because they want to perform them. The process
+metaphorically called bleeding the rich man is performed not only
+metaphorically but literally every day by surgeons who are quite
+as honest as most of us. After all, what harm is there in it? The
+surgeon need not take off the rich man's (or woman's) leg or arm:
+he can remove the appendix or the uvula, and leave the patient
+none the worse after a fortnight or so in bed, whilst the nurse,
+the general practitioner, the apothecary, and the surgeon will be
+the better.
+
+
+DOUBTFUL CHARACTER BORNE BY THE MEDICAL PROFESSION
+
+Again I hear the voices indignantly muttering old phrases about
+the high character of a noble profession and the honor and
+conscience of its members. I must reply that the medical
+profession has not a high character: it has an infamous character.
+I do not know a single thoughtful and well-informed person who
+does not feel that the tragedy of illness at present is that it
+delivers you helplessly into the hands of a profession which you
+deeply mistrust, because it not only advocates and practises the
+most revolting cruelties in the pursuit of knowledge, and
+justifies them on grounds which would equally justify practising
+the same cruelties on yourself or your children, or burning down
+London to test a patent fire extinguisher, but, when it has
+shocked the public, tries to reassure it with lies of breath-
+bereaving brazenness. That is the character the medical profession
+has got just now. It may be deserved or it may not: there it is at
+all events, and the doctors who have not realized this are living
+in a fool's paradise. As to the humor and conscience of doctors,
+they have as much as any other class of men, no more and no less.
+And what other men dare pretend to be impartial where they have a
+strong pecuniary interest on one side? Nobody supposes that
+doctors are less virtuous than judges; but a judge whose salary
+and reputation depended on whether the verdict was for plaintiff
+or defendant, prosecutor or prisoner, would be as little trusted
+as a general in the pay of the enemy. To offer me a doctor as my
+judge, and then weight his decision with a bribe of a large sum of
+money and a virtual guarantee that if he makes a mistake it can
+never be proved against him, is to go wildly beyond the
+ascertained strain which human nature will bear. It is simply
+unscientific to allege or believe that doctors do not under
+existing circumstances perform unnecessary operations and
+manufacture and prolong lucrative illnesses. The only ones who can
+claim to be above suspicion are those who are so much sought after
+that their cured patients are immediately replaced by fresh ones.
+And there is this curious psychological fact to be remembered: a
+serious illness or a death advertizes the doctor exactly as a
+hanging advertizes the barrister who defended the person hanged.
+Suppose, for example, a royal personage gets something wrong with
+his throat, or has a pain in his inside. If a doctor effects some
+trumpery cure with a wet compress or a peppermint lozenge nobody
+takes the least notice of him. But if he operates on the throat
+and kills the patient, or extirpates an internal organ and keeps
+the whole nation palpitating for days whilst the patient hovers in
+pain and fever between life and death, his fortune is made: every
+rich man who omits to call him in when the same symptoms appear in
+his household is held not to have done his utmost duty to the
+patient. The wonder is that there is a king or queen left alive in
+Europe.
+
+
+DOCTOR'S CONSCIENCES
+
+There is another difficulty in trusting to the honor and
+conscience of a doctor. Doctors are just like other Englishmen:
+most of them have no honor and no conscience: what they commonly
+mistake for these is sentimentality and an intense dread of doing
+anything that everybody else does not do, or omitting to do
+anything that everybody else does. This of course does amount to a
+sort of working or rule-of-thumb conscience; but it means that you
+will do anything, good or bad, provided you get enough people to
+keep you in countenance by doing it also. It is the sort of
+conscience that makes it possible to keep order on a pirate ship,
+or in a troop of brigands. It may be said that in the last
+analysis there is no other sort of honor or conscience in
+existence--that the assent of the majority is the only sanction
+known to ethics. No doubt this holds good in political practice.
+If mankind knew the facts, and agreed with the doctors, then the
+doctors would be in the right; and any person who thought
+otherwise would be a lunatic. But mankind does not agree, and does
+not know the facts. All that can be said for medical popularity is
+that until there is a practicable alternative to blind trust in
+the doctor, the truth about the doctor is so terrible that we dare
+not face it. Moliere saw through the doctors; but he had to call
+them in just the same. Napoleon had no illusions about them; but
+he had to die under their treatment just as much as the most
+credulous ignoramus that ever paid sixpence for a bottle of strong
+medicine. In this predicament most people, to save themselves from
+unbearable mistrust and misery, or from being driven by their
+conscience into actual conflict with the law, fall back on the old
+rule that if you cannot have what you believe in you must believe
+in what you have. When your child is ill or your wife dying, and
+you happen to be very fond of them, or even when, if you are not
+fond of them, you are human enough to forget every personal grudge
+before the spectacle of a fellow creature in pain or peril, what
+you want is comfort, reassurance, something to clutch at, were it
+but a straw. This the doctor brings you. You have a wildly urgent
+feeling that something must be done; and the doctor does
+something. Sometimes what he does kills the patient; but you do
+not know that; and the doctor assures you that all that human
+skill could do has been done. And nobody has the brutality to say
+to the newly bereft father, mother, husband, wife, brother, or
+sister, "You have killed your lost darling by your credulity."
+
+
+THE PECULIAR PEOPLE
+
+Besides, the calling in of the doctor is now compulsory except in
+cases where the patient is an adult--and not too ill to decide the
+steps to be taken. We are subject to prosecution for manslaughter
+or for criminal neglect if the patient dies without the
+consolations of the medical profession. This menace is kept before
+the public by the Peculiar People. The Peculiars, as they are
+called, have gained their name by believing that the Bible is
+infallible, and taking their belief quite seriously. The Bible is
+very clear as to the treatment of illness. The Epistle of James;
+chapter v., contains the following explicit directions:
+
+14. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of
+the Church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with
+oil in the name of the Lord:
+
+15. And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the
+Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they
+shall be forgiven him.
+
+The Peculiars obey these instructions and dispense with doctors.
+They are therefore prosecuted for manslaughter when their children
+die.
+
+When I was a young man, the Peculiars were usually acquitted. The
+prosecution broke down when the doctor in the witness box was
+asked whether, if the child had had medical attendance, it would
+have lived. It was, of course, impossible for any man of sense and
+honor to assume divine omniscience by answering this in the
+affirmative, or indeed pretending to be able to answer it at all.
+And on this the judge had to instruct the jury that they must
+acquit the prisoner. Thus a judge with a keen sense of law (a very
+rare phenomenon on the Bench, by the way) was spared the
+possibility of leaving to sentence one prisoner (under the
+Blasphemy laws) for questioning the authority of Scripture, and
+another for ignorantly and superstitiously accepting it as a guide
+to conduct. To-day all this is changed. The doctor never hesitates
+to claim divine omniscience, nor to clamor for laws to punish any
+scepticism on the part of laymen. A modern doctor thinks nothing
+of signing the death certificate of one of his own diphtheria
+patients, and then going into the witness box and swearing a
+peculiar into prison for six months by assuring the jury, on oath,
+that if the prisoner's child, dead of diphtheria, had been placed
+under his treatment instead of that of St. James, it would not
+have lived. And he does so not only with impunity, but with public
+applause, though the logical course would be to prosecute him
+either for the murder of his own patient or for perjury in the
+case of St. James. Yet no barrister, apparently, dreams of asking
+for the statistics of the relative case-mortality in diphtheria
+among the Peculiars and among the believers in doctors, on which
+alone any valid opinion could be founded. The barrister is as
+superstitious as the doctor is infatuated; and the Peculiar goes
+unpitied to his cell, though nothing whatever has been proved
+except that his child does without the interference of a doctor as
+effectually as any of the hundreds of children who die every day
+of the same diseases in the doctor's care.
+
+
+RECOIL OF THE DOGMA OF MEDICAL INFALLIBILITY ON THE DOCTOR
+
+On the other hand, when the doctor is in the dock, or is the
+defendant in an action for malpractice, he has to struggle against
+the inevitable result of his former pretences to infinite
+knowledge and unerring skill. He has taught the jury and the
+judge, and even his own counsel, to believe that every doctor can,
+with a glance at the tongue, a touch on the pulse, and a reading
+of the clinical thermometer, diagnose with absolute certainty a
+patient's complaint, also that on dissecting a dead body he can
+infallibly put his finger on the cause of death, and, in cases
+where poisoning is suspected, the nature of the poison used. Now
+all this supposed exactness and infallibility is imaginary; and to
+treat a doctor as if his mistakes were necessarily malicious or
+corrupt malpractices (an inevitable deduction from the postulate
+that the doctor, being omniscient, cannot make mistakes) is as
+unjust as to blame the nearest apothecary for not being prepared
+to supply you with sixpenny-worth of the elixir of life, or the
+nearest motor garage for not having perpetual motion on sale in
+gallon tins. But if apothecaries and motor car makers habitually
+advertized elixir of life and perpetual motion, and succeeded in
+creating a strong general belief that they could supply it, they
+would find themselves in an awkward position if they were indicted
+for allowing a customer to die, or for burning a chauffeur by
+putting petrol into his car. That is the predicament the doctor
+finds himself in when he has to defend himself against a charge of
+malpractice by a plea of ignorance and fallibility. His plea is
+received with flat credulity; and he gets little sympathy, even
+from laymen who know, because he has brought the incredulity on
+himself. If he escapes, he can only do so by opening the eyes of
+the jury to the facts that medical science is as yet very
+imperfectly differentiated from common curemongering witchcraft;
+that diagnosis, though it means in many instances (including even
+the identification of pathogenic bacilli under the microscope)
+only a choice among terms so loose that they would not be accepted
+as definitions in any really exact science, is, even at that, an
+uncertain and difficult matter on which doctors often differ; and
+that the very best medical opinion and treatment varies widely
+from doctor to doctor, one practitioner prescribing six or seven
+scheduled poisons for so familiar a disease as enteric fever where
+another will not tolerate drugs at all; one starving a patient
+whom another would stuff; one urging an operation which another
+would regard as unnecessary and dangerous; one giving alcohol and
+meat which another would sternly forbid, etc., etc., etc.: all
+these discrepancies arising not between the opinion of good
+doctors and bad ones (the medical contention is, of course, that a
+bad doctor is an impossibility), but between practitioners of
+equal eminence and authority. Usually it is impossible to persuade
+the jury that these facts are facts. Juries seldom notice facts;
+and they have been taught to regard any doubts of the omniscience
+and omnipotence of doctors as blasphemy. Even the fact that
+doctors themselves die of the very diseases they profess to cure
+passes unnoticed. We do not shoot out our lips and shake our
+heads, saying, "They save others: themselves they cannot save":
+their reputation stands, like an African king's palace, on a
+foundation of dead bodies; and the result is that the verdict goes
+against the defendant when the defendant is a doctor accused of
+malpractice.
+
+Fortunately for the doctors, they very seldom find themselves in
+this position, because it is so difficult to prove anything
+against them. The only evidence that can decide a case of
+malpractice is expert evidence: that is, the evidence of other
+doctors; and every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a
+whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional
+etiquet by giving him away. It is the nurse who gives the doctor
+away in private, because every nurse has some particular doctor
+whom she likes; and she usually assures her patients that all the
+others are disastrous noodles, and soothes the tedium of the sick-
+bed by gossip about their blunders. She will even give a doctor
+away for the sake of making the patient believe that she knows
+more than the doctor. But she dare not, for her livelihood, give
+the doctor away in public. And the doctors stand by one another at
+all costs. Now and then some doctor in an unassailable position,
+like the late Sir William Gull, will go into the witness box and
+say what he really thinks about the way a patient has been
+treated; but such behavior is considered little short of infamous
+by his colleagues.
+
+
+WHY DOCTORS DO NOT DIFFER
+
+The truth is, there would never be any public agreement among
+doctors if they did not agree to agree on the main point of the
+doctor being always in the right. Yet the two guinea man never
+thinks that the five shilling man is right: if he did, he would
+be understood as confessing to an overcharge of one pound
+seventeen shillings; and on the same ground the five shilling man
+cannot encourage the notion that the owner of the sixpenny
+surgery round the corner is quite up to his mark. Thus even the
+layman has to be taught that infallibility is not quite
+infallible, because there are two qualities of it to be had at
+two prices.
+
+But there is no agreement even in the same rank at the same
+price. During the first great epidemic of influenza towards the
+end of the nineteenth century a London evening paper sent round a
+journalist-patient to all the great consultants of that day, and
+published their advice and prescriptions; a proceeding
+passionately denounced by the medical papers as a breach of
+confidence of these eminent physicians. The case was the same;
+but the prescriptions were different, and so was the advice. Now
+a doctor cannot think his own treatment right and at the same
+time think his colleague right in prescribing a different
+treatment when the patient is the same. Anyone who has ever known
+doctors well enough to hear medical shop talked without reserve
+knows that they are full of stories about each other's blunders
+and errors, and that the theory of their omniscience and
+omnipotence no more holds good among themselves than it did with
+Moliere and Napoleon. But for this very reason no doctor dare
+accuse another of malpractice. He is not sure enough of his own
+opinion to ruin another man by it. He knows that if such conduct
+were tolerated in his profession no doctor's livelihood or
+reputation would be worth a year's purchase. I do not blame him:
+I would do the same myself. But the effect of this state of
+things is to make the medical profession a conspiracy to hide its
+own shortcomings. No doubt the same may be said of all
+professions. They are all conspiracies against the laity; and I
+do not suggest that the medical conspiracy is either better or
+worse than the military conspiracy, the legal conspiracy, the
+sacerdotal conspiracy, the pedagogic conspiracy, the royal and
+aristocratic conspiracy, the literary and artistic conspiracy,
+and the innumerable industrial, commercial, and financial
+conspiracies, from the trade unions to the great exchanges, which
+make up the huge conflict which we call society. But it is less
+suspected. The Radicals who used to advocate, as an indispensable
+preliminary to social reform, the strangling of the last king
+with the entrails of the last priest, substituted compulsory
+vaccination for compulsory baptism without a murmur.
+
+
+THE CRAZE FOR OPERATIONS
+
+Thus everything is on the side of the doctor. When men die of
+disease they are said to die from natural causes. When they
+recover (and they mostly do) the doctor gets the credit of curing
+them. In surgery all operations are recorded as successful if the
+patient can be got out of the hospital or nursing home alive,
+though the subsequent history of the case may be such as would
+make an honest surgeon vow never to recommend or perform the
+operation again. The large range of operations which consist of
+amputating limbs and extirpating organs admits of no direct
+verification of their necessity. There is a fashion in operations
+as there is in sleeves and skirts: the triumph of some surgeon
+who has at last found out how to make a once desperate operation
+fairly safe is usually followed by a rage for that operation not
+only among the doctors, but actually among their patients. There
+are men and women whom the operating table seems to fascinate;
+half-alive people who through vanity, or hypochondria, or a
+craving to be the constant objects of anxious attention or what
+not, lose such feeble sense as they ever had of the value of
+their own organs and limbs. They seem to care as little for
+mutilation as lobsters or lizards, which at least have the excuse
+that they grow new claws and new tails if they lose the old ones.
+Whilst this book was being prepared for the press a case was
+tried in the Courts, of a man who sued a railway company for
+damages because a train had run over him and amputated both his
+legs. He lost his case because it was proved that he had
+deliberately contrived the occurrence himself for the sake of
+getting an idler's pension at the expense of the railway company,
+being too dull to realize how much more he had to lose than to
+gain by the bargain even if he had won his case and received
+damages above his utmost hopes.
+
+Thus amazing case makes it possible to say, with some prospect of
+being believed, that there is in the classes who can afford to
+pay for fashionable operations a sprinkling of persons so
+incapable of appreciating the relative importance of preserving
+their bodily integrity, (including the capacity for parentage)
+and the pleasure of talking about themselves and hearing
+themselves talked about as the heroes and heroines of sensational
+operations, that they tempt surgeons to operate on them not only
+with large fees, but with personal solicitation. Now it cannot be
+too often repeated that when an operation is once performed,
+nobody can ever prove that it was unnecessary. If I refuse to
+allow my leg to be amputated, its mortification and my death may
+prove that I was wrong; but if I let the leg go, nobody can ever
+prove that it would not have mortified had I been obstinate.
+Operation is therefore the safe side for the surgeon as well as
+the lucrative side. The result is that we hear of "conservative
+surgeons" as a distinct class of practitioners who make it a rule
+not to operate if they can possibly help it, and who are sought
+after by the people who have vitality enough to regard an
+operation as a last resort. But no surgeon is bound to take the
+conservative view. If he believes that an organ is at best a
+useless survival, and that if he extirpates it the patient will
+be well and none the worse in a fortnight, whereas to await the
+natural cure would mean a month's illness, then he is clearly
+justified in recommending the operation even if the cure without
+operation is as certain as anything of the kind ever can be. Thus
+the conservative surgeon and the radical or extirpatory surgeon
+may both be right as far as the ultimate cure is concerned; so
+that their consciences do not help them out of their differences.
+
+
+CREDULITY AND CHLOROFORM
+
+There is no harder scientific fact in the world than the fact
+that belief can be produced in practically unlimited quantity and
+intensity, without observation or reasoning, and even in defiance
+of both, by the simple desire to believe founded on a strong
+interest in believing. Everybody recognizes this in the case of
+the amatory infatuations of the adolescents who see angels and
+heroes in obviously (to others) commonplace and even
+objectionable maidens and youths. But it holds good over the
+entire field of human activity. The hardest-headed materialist
+will become a consulter of table-rappers and slate-writers if he
+loses a child or a wife so beloved that the desire to revive and
+communicate with them becomes irresistible. The cobbler believes
+that there is nothing like leather. The Imperialist who regards
+the conquest of England by a foreign power as the worst of
+political misfortunes believes that the conquest of a foreign
+power by England would be a boon to the conquered. Doctors are no
+more proof against such illusions than other men. Can anyone then
+doubt that under existing conditions a great deal of unnecessary
+and mischievous operating is bound to go on, and that patients
+are encouraged to imagine that modern surgery and anesthesia have
+made operations much less serious matters than they really are?
+When doctors write or speak to the public about operations, they
+imply, and often say in so many words, that chloroform has made
+surgery painless. People who have been operated on know better.
+The patient does not feel the knife, and the operation is
+therefore enormously facilitated for the surgeon; but the patient
+pays for the anesthesia with hours of wretched sickness; and when
+that is over there is the pain of the wound made by the surgeon,
+which has to heal like any other wound. This is why operating
+surgeons, who are usually out of the house with their fee in
+their pockets before the patient has recovered consciousness, and
+who therefore see nothing of the suffering witnessed by the
+general practitioner and the nurse, occasionally talk of
+operations very much as the hangman in Barnaby Rudge talked of
+executions, as if being operated on were a luxury in sensation as
+well as in price.
+
+
+MEDICAL POVERTY
+
+To make matters worse, doctors are hideously poor. The Irish
+gentleman doctor of my boyhood, who took nothing less than a
+guinea, though he might pay you four visits for it, seems to have
+no equivalent nowadays in English society. Better be a railway
+porter than an ordinary English general practitioner. A railway
+porter has from eighteen to twenty-three shillings a week from
+the Company merely as a retainer; and his additional fees from
+the public, if we leave the third-class twopenny tip out of
+account (and I am by no means sure that even this reservation
+need be made), are equivalent to doctor's fees in the case of
+second-class passengers, and double doctor's fees in the case of
+first. Any class of educated men thus treated tends to become a
+brigand class, and doctors are no exception to the rule. They
+are offered disgraceful prices for advice and medicine. Their
+patients are for the most part so poor and so ignorant that good
+advice would be resented as impracticable and wounding. When you
+are so poor that you cannot afford to refuse eighteenpence from a
+man who is too poor to pay you any more, it is useless to tell
+him that what he or his sick child needs is not medicine, but
+more leisure, better clothes, better food, and a better drained
+and ventilated house. It is kinder to give him a bottle of
+something almost as cheap as water, and tell him to come again
+with another eighteenpence if it does not cure him. When you have
+done that over and over again every day for a week, how much
+scientific conscience have you left? If you are weak-minded
+enough to cling desperately to your eighteenpence as denoting a
+certain social superiority to the sixpenny doctor, you will be
+miserably poor all your life; whilst the sixpenny doctor, with
+his low prices and quick turnover of patients, visibly makes much
+more than you do and kills no more people.
+
+A doctor's character can no more stand out against such
+conditions than the lungs of his patients can stand out against
+bad ventilation. The only way in which he can preserve his self-
+respect is by forgetting all he ever learnt of science, and
+clinging to such help as he can give without cost merely by being
+less ignorant and more accustomed to sick-beds than his patients.
+Finally, he acquires a certain skill at nursing cases under
+poverty-stricken domestic conditions, just as women who have
+been trained as domestic servants in some huge institution with
+lifts, vacuum cleaners, electric lighting, steam heating, and
+machinery that turns the kitchen into a laboratory and engine
+house combined, manage, when they are sent out into the world to
+drudge as general servants, to pick up their business in a new
+way, learning the slatternly habits and wretched makeshifts of
+homes where even bundles of kindling wood are luxuries to be
+anxiously economized.
+
+
+THE SUCCESSFUL DOCTOR
+
+The doctor whose success blinds public opinion to medical poverty
+is almost as completely demoralized. His promotion means that his
+practice becomes more and more confined to the idle rich. The
+proper advice for most of their ailments is typified in
+Abernethy's "Live on sixpence a day and earn it." But here, as at
+the other end of the scale, the right advice is neither agreeable
+nor practicable. And every hypochondriacal rich lady or gentleman
+who can be persuaded that he or she is a lifelong invalid means
+anything from fifty to five hundred pounds a year for the doctor.
+Operations enable a surgeon to earn similar sums in a couple of
+hours; and if the surgeon also keeps a nursing home, he may make
+considerable profits at the same time by running what is the most
+expensive kind of hotel. These gains are so great that they undo
+much of the moral advantage which the absence of grinding
+pecuniary anxiety gives the rich doctor over the poor one. It is
+true that the temptation to prescribe a sham treatment because
+the real treatment is too dear for either patient or doctor
+does not exist for the rich doctor. He always has plenty of
+genuine cases which can afford genuine treatment; and these
+provide him with enough sincere scientific professional work to
+save him from the ignorance, obsolescence, and atrophy of
+scientific conscience into which his poorer colleagues sink. But
+on the other hand his expenses are enormous. Even as a bachelor,
+he must, at London west end rates, make over a thousand a year
+before he can afford even to insure his life. His house, his
+servants, and his equipage (or autopage) must be on the scale to
+which his patients are accustomed, though a couple of rooms with
+a camp bed in one of them might satisfy his own requirements.
+Above all, the income which provides for these outgoings stops
+the moment he himself stops working. Unlike the man of business,
+whose managers, clerks, warehousemen and laborers keep his
+business going whilst he is in bed or in his club, the doctor
+cannot earn a farthing by deputy. Though he is exceptionally
+exposed to infection, and has to face all weathers at all hours
+of the night and day, often not enjoying a complete night's rest
+for a week, the money stops coming in the moment he stops going
+out; and therefore illness has special terrors for him, and
+success no certain permanence. He dare not stop making hay while
+the sun shines; for it may set at any time. Men do not resist
+pressure of this intensity. When they come under it as doctors
+they pay unnecessary visits; they write prescriptions that are as
+absurd as the rub of chalk with which an Irish tailor once
+charmed away a wart from my father's finger; they conspire with
+surgeons to promote operations; they nurse the delusions of the
+malade imaginaire (who is always really ill because, as there is
+no such thing as perfect health, nobody is ever really well);
+they exploit human folly, vanity, and fear of death as ruthlessly
+as their own health, strength, and patience are exploited by
+selfish hypochondriacs. They must do all these things or else run
+pecuniary risks that no man can fairly be asked to run. And the
+healthier the world becomes, the more they are compelled to live
+by imposture and the less by that really helpful activity of
+which all doctors get enough to preserve them from utter
+corruption. For even the most hardened humbug who ever prescribed
+ether tonics to ladies whose need for tonics is of precisely the
+same character as the need of poorer women for a glass of gin,
+has to help a mother through child-bearing often enough to feel
+that he is not living wholly in vain.
+
+
+THE PSYCHOLOGY OF SELF-RESPECT IN SURGEONS
+
+The surgeon, though often more unscrupulous than the general
+practitioner, retains his self-respect more easily. The human
+conscience can subsist on very questionable food. No man who is
+occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well,
+ever loses his self-respect. The shirk, the duffer, the
+malingerer, the coward, the weakling, may be put out of
+countenance by his own failures and frauds; but the man who does
+evil skilfully, energetically, masterfully, grows prouder and
+bolder at every crime. The common man may have to found his self-
+respect on sobriety, honesty and industry; but a Napoleon needs
+no such props for his sense of dignity. If Nelson's conscience
+whispered to him at all in the silent watches of the night, you
+may depend on it it whispered about the Baltic and the Nile and
+Cape St. Vincent, and not about his unfaithfulness to his wife. A
+man who robs little children when no one is looking can hardly
+have much self-respect or even self-esteem; but an accomplished
+burglar must be proud of himself. In the play to which I am at
+present preluding I have represented an artist who is so entirely
+satisfied with his artistic conscience, even to the point of
+dying like a saint with its support, that he is utterly selfish
+and unscrupulous in every other relation without feeling at the
+smallest disadvantage. The same thing may be observed in women
+who have a genius for personal attractiveness: they expend more
+thought, labor, skill, inventiveness, taste and endurance on
+making themselves lovely than would suffice to keep a dozen ugly
+women honest; and this enables them to maintain a high opinion of
+themselves, and an angry contempt for unattractive and personally
+careless women, whilst they lie and cheat and slander and sell
+themselves without a blush. The truth is, hardly any of us have
+ethical energy enough for more than one really inflexible point
+of honor. Andrea del Sarto, like Louis Dubedat in my play, must
+have expended on the attainment of his great mastery of design
+and his originality in fresco painting more conscientiousness and
+industry than go to the making of the reputations of a dozen
+ordinary mayors and churchwardens; but (if Vasari is to be
+believed) when the King of France entrusted him with money to buy
+pictures for him, he stole it to spend on his wife. Such cases
+are not confined to eminent artists. Unsuccessful, unskilful men
+are often much more scrupulous than successful ones. In the ranks
+of ordinary skilled labor many men are to be found who earn good
+wages and are never out of a job because they are strong,
+indefatigable, and skilful, and who therefore are bold in a high
+opinion of themselves; but they are selfish and tyrannical,
+gluttonous and drunken, as their wives and children know to their
+cost.
+
+Not only do these talented energetic people retain their self-
+respect through shameful misconduct: they do not even lose the
+respect of others, because their talents benefit and interest
+everybody, whilst their vices affect only a few. An actor, a
+painter, a composer, an author, may be as selfish as he likes
+without reproach from the public if only his art is superb; and
+he cannot fulfil his condition without sufficient effort and
+sacrifice to make him feel noble and martyred in spite of his
+selfishness. It may even happen that the selfishness of an artist
+may be a benefit to the public by enabling him to concentrate
+himself on their gratification with a recklessness of every other
+consideration that makes him highly dangerous to those about him.
+In sacrificing others to himself he is sacrificing them to the
+public he gratifies; and the public is quite content with that
+arrangement. The public actually has an interest in the artist's
+vices.
+
+It has no such interest in the surgeon's vices. The surgeon's art
+is exercised at its expense, not for its gratification. We do not
+go to the operating table as we go to the theatre, to the picture
+gallery, to the concert room, to be entertained and delighted: we
+go to be tormented and maimed, lest a worse thing should befall
+us. It is of the most extreme importance to us that the experts
+on whose assurance we face this horror and suffer this mutilation
+should leave no interests but our own to think of; should judge
+our cases scientifically; and should feel about them kindly. Let
+us see what guarantees we have: first for the science, and then
+for the kindness.
+
+
+ARE DOCTORS MEN OF SCIENCE?
+
+I presume nobody will question the existence of widely spread
+popular delusion that every doctor is a titan of science. It is
+escaped only in the very small class which understands by science
+something more than conjuring with retorts and spirit lamps,
+magnets and microscopes, and discovering magical cures for
+disease. To a sufficiently ignorant man every captain of a
+trading schooner is a Galileo, every organ-grinder a Beethoven,
+every piano-tuner a Hemholtz, every Old Bailey barrister a Solon,
+every Seven Dials pigeon dealer a Darwin, every scrivener a
+Shakespear, every locomotive engine a miracle, and its driver no
+less wonderful than George Stephenson. As a matter of fact, the
+rank and file of doctors are no more scientific than their
+tailors; or, if you prefer to put it the reverse way, their
+tailors are no less scientific than they. Doctoring is an art,
+not a science: any layman who is interested in science
+sufficiently to take in one of the scientific journals and follow
+the literature of the scientific movement, knows more about it
+than those doctors (probably a large majority) who are not
+interested in it, and practise only to earn their bread.
+Doctoring is not even the art of keeping people in health (no
+doctor seems able to advise you what to eat any better than his
+grandmother or the nearest quack): it is the art of curing
+illnesses. It does happen exceptionally that a practising doctor
+makes a contribution to science (my play describes a very notable
+one); but it happens much oftener that he draws disastrous
+conclusions from his clinical experience because he has no
+conception of scientific method, and believes, like any rustic,
+that the handling of evidence and statistics needs no expertness.
+The distinction between a quack doctor and a qualified one is
+mainly that only the qualified one is authorized to sign death
+certificates, for which both sorts seem to have about equal
+occasion. Unqualified practitioners now make large incomes as
+hygienists, and are resorted to as frequently by cultivated
+amateur scientists who understand quite well what they are doing
+as by ignorant people who are simply dupes. Bone-setters make
+fortunes under the very noses of our greatest surgeons from
+educated and wealthy patients; and some of the most successful
+doctors on the register use quite heretical methods of treating
+disease, and have qualified themselves solely for convenience.
+Leaving out of account the village witches who prescribe spells
+and sell charms, the humblest professional healers in this
+country are the herbalists. These men wander through the fields
+on Sunday seeking for herbs with magic properties of curing
+disease, preventing childbirth, and the like. Each of them
+believes that he is on the verge of a great discovery, in which
+Virginia Snake Root will be an ingredient, heaven knows why!
+Virginia Snake Root fascinates the imagination of the herbalist
+as mercury used to fascinate the alchemists. On week days he
+keeps a shop in which he sells packets of pennyroyal, dandelion,
+etc., labelled with little lists of the diseases they are
+supposed to cure, and apparently do cure to the satisfaction of
+the people who keep on buying them. I have never been able to
+perceive any distinction between the science of the herbalist and
+that of the duly registered doctor. A relative of mine recently
+consulted a doctor about some of the ordinary symptoms which
+indicate the need for a holiday and a change. The doctor
+satisfied himself that the patient's heart was a little
+depressed. Digitalis being a drug labelled as a heart specific
+by the profession, he promptly administered a stiff dose.
+Fortunately the patient was a hardy old lady who was not easily
+killed. She recovered with no worse result than her conversion to
+Christian Science, which owes its vogue quite as much to public
+despair of doctors as to superstition. I am not, observe, here
+concerned with the question as to whether the dose of digitalis
+was judicious or not; the point is, that a farm laborer
+consulting a herbalist would have been treated in exactly the
+same way.
+
+
+BACTERIOLOGY AS A SUPERSTITION
+
+The smattering of science that all--even doctors--pick up from
+the ordinary newspapers nowadays only makes the doctor more
+dangerous than he used to be. Wise men used to take care to
+consult doctors qualified before 1860, who were usually
+contemptuous of or indifferent to the germ theory and
+bacteriological therapeutics; but now that these veterans have
+mostly retired or died, we are left in the hands of the
+generations which, having heard of microbes much as St. Thomas
+Aquinas heard of angels, suddenly concluded that the whole art of
+healing could be summed up in the formula: Find the microbe and
+kill it. And even that they did not know how to do. The simplest
+way to kill most microbes is to throw them into an open street or
+river and let the sun shine on them, which explains the fact that
+when great cities have recklessly thrown all their sewage into
+the open river the water has sometimes been cleaner twenty miles
+below the city than thirty miles above it. But doctors
+instinctively avoid all facts that are reassuring, and eagerly
+swallow those that make it a marvel that anyone could possibly
+survive three days in an atmosphere consisting mainly of
+countless pathogenic germs. They conceive microbes as immortal
+until slain by a germicide administered by a duly qualified
+medical man. All through Europe people are adjured, by public
+notices and even under legal penalties, not to throw their
+microbes into the sunshine, but to collect them carefully in a
+handkerchief; shield the handkerchief from the sun in the
+darkness and warmth of the pocket; and send it to a laundry to be
+mixed up with everybody else's handkerchiefs, with results only
+too familiar to local health authorities.
+
+In the first frenzy of microbe killing, surgical instruments were
+dipped in carbolic oil, which was a great improvement on not
+dipping them in anything at all and simply using them dirty; but
+as microbes are so fond of carbolic oil that they swarm in it, it
+was not a success from the anti-microbe point of view. Formalin
+was squirted into the circulation of consumptives until it was
+discovered that formalin nourishes the tubercle bacillus
+handsomely and kills men. The popular theory of disease is the
+common medical theory: namely, that every disease had its microbe
+duly created in the garden of Eden, and has been steadily
+propagating itself and producing widening circles of malignant
+disease ever since. It was plain from the first that if this had
+been even approximately true, the whole human race would have
+been wiped out by the plague long ago, and that every epidemic,
+instead of fading out as mysteriously as it rushed in, would
+spread over the whole world. It was also evident that the
+characteristic microbe of a disease might be a symptom instead of
+a cause. An unpunctual man is always in a hurry; but it does not
+follow that hurry is the cause of unpunctuality: on the contrary,
+what is the matter with the patient is sloth. When Florence
+Nightingale said bluntly that if you overcrowded your soldiers in
+dirty quarters there would be an outbreak of smallpox among them,
+she was snubbed as an ignorant female who did not know that
+smallpox can be produced only by the importation of its specific
+microbe.
+
+If this was the line taken about smallpox, the microbe of which
+has never yet been run down and exposed under the microscope by
+the bacteriologist, what must have been the ardor of conviction
+as to tuberculosis, tetanus, enteric fever, Maltese fever,
+diphtheria, and the rest of the diseases in which the
+characteristic bacillus had been identified! When there was no
+bacillus it was assumed that, since no disease could exist
+without a bacillus, it was simply eluding observation. When the
+bacillus was found, as it frequently was, in persons who were not
+suffering from the disease, the theory was saved by simply
+calling the bacillus an impostor, or pseudobacillus. The same
+boundless credulity which the public exhibit as to a doctor's
+power of diagnosis was shown by the doctors themselves as to the
+analytic microbe hunters. These witch finders would give you a
+certificate of the ultimate constitution of anything from a
+sample of the water from your well to a scrap of your lungs, for
+seven-and-sixpense. I do not suggest that the analysts were
+dishonest. No doubt they carried the analysis as far as they
+could afford to carry it for the money. No doubt also they could
+afford to carry it far enough to be of some use. But the fact
+remains that just as doctors perform for half-a-crown, without
+the least misgiving, operations which could not be thoroughly and
+safely performed with due scientific rigor and the requisite
+apparatus by an unaided private practitioner for less than some
+thousands of pounds, so did they proceed on the assumption that
+they could get the last word of science as to the constituents of
+their pathological samples for a two hours cab fare.
+
+
+ECONOMIC DIFFICULTIES OF IMMUNIZATION
+
+I have heard doctors affirm and deny almost every possible
+proposition as to disease and treatment. I can remember the time
+when doctors no more dreamt of consumption and pneumonia being
+infectious than they now dream of sea-sickness being infectious,
+or than so great a clinical observer as Sydenham dreamt of
+smallpox being infectious. I have heard doctors deny that there
+is such a thing as infection. I have heard them deny the
+existence of hydrophobia as a specific disease differing from
+tetanus. I have heard them defend prophylactic measures and
+prophylactic legislation as the sole and certain salvation of
+mankind from zymotic disease; and I have heard them denounce both
+as malignant spreaders of cancer and lunacy. But the one
+objection I have never heard from a doctor is the objection that
+prophylaxis by the inoculatory methods most in vogue is an
+economic impossibility under our private practice system. They
+buy some stuff from somebody for a shilling, and inject a
+pennyworth of it under their patient's skin for half-a-crown,
+concluding that, since this primitive rite pays the somebody and
+pays them, the problem of prophylaxis has been satisfactorily
+solved. The results are sometimes no worse than the ordinary
+results of dirt getting into cuts; but neither the doctor nor the
+patient is quite satisfied unless the inoculation "takes"; that
+is, unless it produces perceptible illness and disablement.
+Sometimes both doctor and patient get more value in this
+direction than they bargain for. The results of ordinary private-
+practice-inoculation at their worst are bad enough to be
+indistinguishable from those of the most discreditable and
+dreaded disease known; and doctors, to save the credit of the
+inoculation, have been driven to accuse their patient or their
+patient's parents of having contracted this disease independently
+of the inoculation, an excuse which naturally does not make the
+family any more resigned, and leads to public recriminations in
+which the doctors, forgetting everything but the immediate
+quarrel, naively excuse themselves by admitting, and even
+claiming as a point in their favor, that it is often impossible
+to distinguish the disease produced by their inoculation and the
+disease they have accused the patient of contracting. And both
+parties assume that what is at issue is the scientific soundness
+of the prophylaxis. It never occurs to them that the particular
+pathogenic germ which they intended to introduce into the
+patient's system may be quite innocent of the catastrophe, and
+that the casual dirt introduced with it may be at fault. When, as
+in the case of smallpox or cowpox, the germ has not yet been
+detected, what you inoculate is simply undefined matter that has
+been scraped off an anything but chemically clean calf suffering
+from the disease in question. You take your chance of the germ
+being in the scrapings, and, lest you should kill it, you take no
+precautions against other germs being in it as well. Anything may
+happen as the result of such an inoculation. Yet this is the only
+stuff of the kind which is prepared and supplied even in State
+establishments: that is, in the only establishments free from the
+commercial temptation to adulterate materials and scamp
+precautionary processes.
+
+Even if the germ were identified, complete precautions would
+hardly pay. It is true that microbe farming is not expensive. The
+cost of breeding and housing two head of cattle would provide for
+the breeding and housing of enough microbes to inoculate the
+entire population of the globe since human life first appeared on
+it. But the precautions necessary to insure that the inoculation
+shall consist of nothing else but the required germ in the proper
+state of attenuation are a very different matter from the
+precautions necessary in the distribution and consumption of
+beefsteaks. Yet people expect to find vaccines and antitoxins and
+the like retailed at "popular prices" in private enterprise shops
+just as they expect to find ounces of tobacco and papers of pins.
+
+
+THE PERILS OF INOCULATION
+
+The trouble does not end with the matter to be inoculated. There
+is the question of the condition of the patient. The discoveries
+of Sir Almroth Wright have shown that the appalling results which
+led to the hasty dropping in 1894 of Koch's tuberculin were not
+accidents, but perfectly orderly and inevitable phenomena
+following the injection of dangerously strong "vaccines" at the
+wrong moment, and reinforcing the disease instead of stimulating
+the resistance to it. To ascertain the right moment a laboratory
+and a staff of experts are needed. The general practitioner,
+having no such laboratory and no such experience, has always
+chanced it, and insisted, when he was unlucky, that the results
+were not due to the inoculation, but to some other cause: a
+favorite and not very tactful one being the drunkenness or
+licentiousness of the patient. But though a few doctors have now
+learnt the danger of inoculating without any reference to the
+patient's "opsonic index" at the moment of inoculation, and
+though those other doctors who are denouncing the danger as
+imaginary and opsonin as a craze or a fad, obviously do so
+because it involves an operation which they have neither the
+means nor the knowledge to perform, there is still no grasp of
+the economic change in the situation. They have never been warned
+that the practicability of any method of extirpating disease
+depends not only on its efficacy, but on its cost. For example,
+just at present the world has run raving mad on the subject of
+radium, which has excited our credulity precisely as the
+apparitions at Lourdes excited the credulity of Roman Catholics.
+Suppose it were ascertained that every child in the world could
+be rendered absolutely immune from all disease during its entire
+life by taking half an ounce of radium to every pint of its milk.
+The world would be none the healthier, because not even a Crown
+Prince--no, not even the son of a Chicago Meat King, could afford
+the treatment. Yet it is doubtful whether doctors would refrain
+from prescribing it on that ground. The recklessness with which
+they now recommend wintering in Egypt or at Davos to people who
+cannot afford to go to Cornwall, and the orders given for
+champagne jelly and old port in households where such luxuries
+must obviously be acquired at the cost of stinting necessaries,
+often make one wonder whether it is possible for a man to go
+through a medical training and retain a spark of common sense.
+This sort of inconsiderateness gets cured only in the classes
+where poverty, pretentious as it is even at its worst, cannot
+pitch its pretences high enough to make it possible for the
+doctor (himself often no better off than the patient) to assume
+that the average income of an English family is about 2,000
+pounds a year, and that it is quite easy to break up a home, sell
+an old family seat at a sacrifice, and retire into a foreign
+sanatorium devoted to some "treatment" that did not exist two
+years ago and probably will not exist (except as a pretext for
+keeping an ordinary hotel) two years hence. In a poor practice
+the doctor must find cheap treatments for cheap people, or
+humiliate and lose his patients either by prescribing beyond
+their means or sending them to the public hospitals. When it
+comes to prophylactic inoculation, the alternative lies between
+the complete scientific process, which can only be brought down
+to a reasonable cost by being very highly organized as a public
+service in a public institution, and such cheap, nasty, dangerous
+and scientifically spurious imitations as ordinary vaccination,
+which seems not unlikely to be ended, like its equally vaunted
+forerunner, XVIII. century inoculation, by a purely reactionary
+law making all sorts of vaccination, scientific or not, criminal
+offences. Naturally, the poor doctor (that is, the average
+doctor) defends ordinary vaccination frantically, as it means to
+him the bread of his children. To secure the vehement and
+practically unanimous support of the rank and file of the medical
+profession for any sort of treatment or operation, all that is
+necessary is that it can be easily practised by a rather shabbily
+dressed man in a surgically dirty room in a surgically dirty
+house without any assistance, and that the materials for it shall
+cost, say, a penny, and the charge for it to a patient with 100
+pounds a year be half-a-crown. And, on the other hand, a hygienic
+measure has only to be one of such refinement, difficulty,
+precision and costliness as to be quite beyond the resources of
+private practice, to be ignored or angrily denounced as a fad.
+
+TRADE UNIONISM AND SCIENCE
+
+Here we have the explanation of the savage rancor that so amazes
+people who imagine that the controversy concerning vaccination is
+a scientific one. It has really nothing to do with science. The
+medical profession, consisting for the most part of very poor men
+struggling to keep up appearances beyond their means, find
+themselves threatened with the extinction of a considerable part
+of their incomes: a part, too, that is easily and regularly
+earned, since it is independent of disease, and brings every
+person born into the nation, healthy or not, to the doctors. To
+boot, there is the occasional windfall of an epidemic, with its
+panic and rush for revaccination. Under such circumstances,
+vaccination would be defended desperately were it twice as dirty,
+dangerous, and unscientific in method as it actually is. The note
+of fury in the defence, the feeling that the anti-vaccinator is
+doing a cruel, ruinous, inconsiderate thing in a mood of
+indignant folly: all this, so puzzling to the observer who knows
+nothing of the economic side of the question, and only sees that
+the anti-vaccinator, having nothing whatever to gain and a good
+deal to lose by placing himself in opposition to the law and to
+the outcry that adds private persecution to legal penalties, can
+have no interest in the matter except the interest of a reformer
+in abolishing a corrupt and mischievous superstition, becomes
+intelligible the moment the tragedy of medical poverty and the
+lucrativeness of cheap vaccination is taken into account.
+
+In the face of such economic pressure as this, it is silly to
+expect that medical teaching, any more than medical practice, can
+possibly be scientific. The test to which all methods of
+treatment are finally brought is whether they are lucrative to
+doctors or not. It would be difficult to cite any proposition
+less obnoxious to science, than that advanced by Hahnemann: to
+wit, that drugs which in large doses produce certain symptoms,
+counteract them in very small doses, just as in more modern
+practice it is found that a sufficiently small inoculation with
+typhoid rallies our powers to resist the disease instead of
+prostrating us with it. But Hahnemann and his followers were
+frantically persecuted for a century by generations of
+apothecary-doctors whose incomes depended on the quantity of
+drugs they could induce their patients to swallow. These two
+cases of ordinary vaccination and homeopathy are typical of all
+the rest. Just as the object of a trade union under existing
+conditions must finally be, not to improve the technical quality
+of the work done by its members, but to secure a living wage for
+them, so the object of the medical profession today is to secure
+an income for the private doctor; and to this consideration all
+concern for science and public health must give way when the two
+come into conflict. Fortunately they are not always in conflict.
+Up to a certain point doctors, like carpenters and masons, must
+earn their living by doing the work that the public wants from
+them; and as it is not in the nature of things possible that such
+public want should be based on unmixed disutility, it may be
+admitted that doctors have their uses, real as well as imaginary.
+But just as the best carpenter or mason will resist the
+introduction of a machine that is likely to throw him out of
+work, or the public technical education of unskilled laborers'
+sons to compete with him, so the doctor will resist with all his
+powers of persecution every advance of science that threatens his
+income. And as the advance of scientific hygiene tends to make
+the private doctor's visits rarer, and the public inspector's
+frequenter, whilst the advance of scientific therapeutics is in
+the direction of treatments that involve highly organized
+laboratories, hospitals, and public institutions generally, it
+unluckily happens that the organization of private practitioners
+which we call the medical profession is coming more and more to
+represent, not science, but desperate and embittered antiscience:
+a statement of things which is likely to get worse until the
+average doctor either depends upon or hopes for an appointment in
+the public health service for his livelihood.
+
+So much for our guarantees as to medical science. Let us now deal
+with the more painful subject of medical kindness.
+
+
+DOCTORS AND VIVISECTION
+
+The importance to our doctors of a reputation for the tenderest
+humanity is so obvious, and the quantity of benevolent work
+actually done by them for nothing (a great deal of it from sheer
+good nature) so large, that at first sight it seems unaccountable
+that they should not only throw all their credit away, but
+deliberately choose to band themselves publicly with outlaws and
+scoundrels by claiming that in the pursuit of their professional
+knowledge they should be free from the restraints of law, of
+honor, of pity, of remorse, of everything that distinguishes an
+orderly citizen from a South Sea buccaneer, or a philosopher from
+an inquisitor. For here we look in vain for either an economic or
+a sentimental motive. In every generation fools and blackguards
+have made this claim; and honest and reasonable men, led by the
+strongest contemporary minds, have repudiated it and exposed its
+crude rascality. From Shakespear and Dr. Johnson to Ruskin and
+Mark Twain, the natural abhorrence of sane mankind for the
+vivisector's cruelty, and the contempt of able thinkers for his
+imbecile casuistry, have been expressed by the most popular
+spokesmen of humanity. If the medical profession were to outdo
+the Anti-Vivisection Societies in a general professional protest
+against the practice and principles of the vivisectors, every
+doctor in the kingdom would gain substantially by the immense
+relief and reconciliation which would follow such a reassurance
+of the humanity of the doctor. Not one doctor in a thousand is a
+vivisector, or has any interest in vivisection, either pecuniary
+or intellectual, or would treat his dog cruelly or allow anyone
+else to do it. It is true that the doctor complies with the
+professional fashion of defending vivisection, and assuring you
+that people like Shakespear and Dr. Johnson and Ruskin and Mark
+Twain are ignorant sentimentalists, just as he complies with any
+other silly fashion: the mystery is, how it became the fashion in
+spite of its being so injurious to those who follow it. Making
+all possible allowance for the effect of the brazen lying of the
+few men who bring a rush of despairing patients to their doors by
+professing in letters to the newspapers to have learnt from
+vivisection how to cure certain diseases, and the assurances of
+the sayers of smooth things that the practice is quite painless
+under the law, it is still difficult to find any civilized motive
+for an attitude by which the medical profession has everything to
+lose and nothing to gain.
+
+
+THE PRIMITIVE SAVAGE MOTIVE
+
+I say civilized motive advisedly; for primitive tribal motives
+are easy enough to find. Every savage chief who is not a Mahomet
+learns that if he wishes to strike the imagination of his tribe--
+and without doing that he can rule them--he must terrify or
+revolt them from time to time by acts of hideous cruelty or
+disgusting unnaturalness. We are far from being as superior to
+such tribes as we imagine. It is very doubtful indeed whether
+Peter the Great could have effected the changes he made in Russia
+if he had not fascinated and intimidated his people by his
+monstrous cruelties and grotesque escapades. Had he been a
+nineteenth-century king of England, he would have had to wait for
+some huge accidental calamity: a cholera epidemic, a war, or an
+insurrection, before waking us up sufficiently to get anything
+done. Vivisection helps the doctor to rule us as Peter ruled the
+Russians. The notion that the man who does dreadful things is
+superhuman, and that therefore he can also do wonderful things
+either as ruler, avenger, healer, or what not, is by no means
+confined to barbarians. Just as the manifold wickednesses and
+stupidities of our criminal code are supported, not by any
+general comprehension of law or study of jurisprudence, not even
+by simple vindictiveness, but by the superstition that a calamity
+of any sort must be expiated by a human sacrifice; so the
+wickednesses and stupidities of our medicine men are rooted in
+superstitions that have no more to do with science than the
+traditional ceremony of christening an ironclad has to do with
+the effectiveness of its armament. We have only to turn to
+Macaulay's description of the treatment of Charles II in his last
+illness to see how strongly his physicians felt that their only
+chance of cheating death was by outraging nature in tormenting
+and disgusting their unfortunate patient. True, this was more
+than two centuries ago; but I have heard my own nineteenth-
+century grandfather describe the cupping and firing and nauseous
+medicines of his time with perfect credulity as to their
+beneficial effects; and some more modern treatments appear to me
+quite as barbarous. It is in this way that vivisection pays the
+doctor. It appeals to the fear and credulity of the savage in us;
+and without fear and credulity half the private doctor's
+occupation and seven-eighths of his influence would be gone.
+
+
+THE HIGHER MOTIVE. THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.
+
+But the greatest force of all on the side of vivisection is the
+mighty and indeed divine force of curiosity. Here we have no
+decaying tribal instinct which men strive to root out of
+themselves as they strive to root out the tiger's lust for blood.
+On the contrary, the curiosity of the ape, or of the child who
+pulls out the legs and wings of a fly to see what it will do
+without them, or who, on being told that a cat dropped out of the
+window will always fall on its legs, immediately tries the
+experiment on the nearest cat from the highest window in the
+house (I protest I did it myself from the first floor only), is
+as nothing compared to the thirst for knowledge of the
+philosopher, the poet, the biologist, and the naturalist. I have
+always despised Adam because he had to be tempted by the woman,
+as she was by the serpent, before he could he induced to pluck
+the apple from the tree of knowledge. I should have swallowed
+every apple on the tree the moment the owner's back was turned.
+When Gray said "Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise,"
+he forgot that it is godlike to be wise; and since nobody wants
+bliss particularly, or could stand more than a very brief taste
+of it if it were attainable, and since everybody, by the deepest
+law of the Life Force, desires to be godlike, it is stupid, and
+indeed blasphemous and despairing, to hope that the thirst for
+knowledge will either diminish or consent to be subordinated to
+any other end whatsoever. We shall see later on that the claim
+that has arisen in this way for the unconditioned pursuit of
+knowledge is as idle as all dreams of unconditioned activity; but
+none the less the right to knowledge must be regarded as a
+fundamental human right. The fact that men of science have had to
+fight so hard to secure its recognition, and are still so
+vigorously persecuted when they discover anything that is not
+quite palatable to vulgar people, makes them sorely jealous for
+that right; and when they hear a popular outcry for the
+suppression of a method of research which has an air of being
+scientific, their first instinct is to rally to the defence of
+that method without further consideration, with the result that
+they sometimes, as in the case of vivisection, presently find
+themselves fighting on a false issue.
+
+
+THE FLAW IN THE ARGUMENT
+
+I may as well pause here to explain their error. The right to
+know is like the right to live. It is fundamental and
+unconditional in its assumption that knowledge, like life, is a
+desirable thing, though any fool can prove that ignorance is
+bliss, and that "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing" (a
+little being the most that any of us can attain), as easily as
+that the pains of life are more numerous and constant than its
+pleasures, and that therefore we should all be better dead. The
+logic is unimpeachable; but its only effect is to make us say
+that if these are the conclusions logic leads to, so much the
+worse for logic, after which curt dismissal of Folly, we continue
+living and learning by instinct: that is, as of right. We
+legislate on the assumption that no man may be killed on the
+strength of a demonstration that he would be happier in his
+grave, not even if he is dying slowly of cancer and begs the
+doctor to despatch him quickly and mercifully. To get killed
+lawfully he must violate somebody else's right to live by
+committing murder. But he is by no means free to live
+unconditionally. In society he can exercise his right to live
+only under very stiff conditions. In countries where there is
+compulsory military service he may even have to throw away his
+individual life to save the life of the community.
+
+It is just so in the case of the right to knowledge. It is a
+right that is as yet very imperfectly recognized in practice. But
+in theory it is admitted that an adult person in pursuit of
+knowledge must not be refused it on the ground that he would be
+better or happier without it. Parents and priests may forbid
+knowledge to those who accept their authority; and social taboo
+may be made effective by acts of legal persecution under cover of
+repressing blasphemy, obscenity, and sedition; but no government
+now openly forbids its subjects to pursue knowledge on the ground
+that knowledge is in itself a bad thing, or that it is possible
+for any of us to have too much of it.
+
+
+LIMITATIONS OF THE RIGHT TO KNOWLEDGE
+
+But neither does any government exempt the pursuit of knowledge,
+any more than the pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness (as the
+American Constitution puts it), from all social conditions. No
+man is allowed to put his mother into the stove because he
+desires to know how long an adult woman will survive at a
+temperature of 500 degrees Fahrenheit, no matter how important or
+interesting that particular addition to the store of human
+knowledge may be. A man who did so would have short work made not
+only of his right to knowledge, but of his right to live and all
+his other rights at the same time. The right to knowledge is not
+the only right; and its exercise must be limited by respect for
+other rights, and for its own exercise by others. When a man says
+to Society, "May I torture my mother in pursuit of knowledge?"
+Society replies, "No." If he pleads, "What! Not even if I have a
+chance of finding out how to cure cancer by doing it?" Society
+still says, "Not even then." If the scientist, making the best of
+his disappointment, goes on to ask may he torture a dog, the
+stupid and callous people who do not realize that a dog is a
+fellow-creature and sometimes a good friend, may say Yes, though
+Shakespear, Dr. Johnson and their like may say No. But even those
+who say "You may torture A dog" never say "You may torture MY
+dog." And nobody says, "Yes, because in the pursuit of knowledge
+you may do as you please." Just as even the stupidest people say,
+in effect, "If you cannot attain to knowledge without burning
+your mother you must do without knowledge," so the wisest people
+say, "If you cannot attain to knowledge without torturing a dog,
+you must do without knowledge."
+
+
+A FALSE ALTERNATIVE
+
+But in practice you cannot persuade any wise man that this
+alternative can ever be forced on anyone but a fool, or that a
+fool can be trusted to learn anything from any experiment, cruel
+or humane. The Chinaman who burnt down his house to roast his pig
+was no doubt honestly unable to conceive any less disastrous way
+of cooking his dinner; and the roast must have been spoiled after
+all (a perfect type of the average vivisectionist experiment);
+but this did not prove that the Chinaman was right: it only
+proved that the Chinaman was an incapable cook and,
+fundamentally, a fool.
+
+Take another celebrated experiment: one in sanitary reform. In
+the days of Nero Rome was in the same predicament as London to-
+day. If some one would burn down London, and it were rebuilt, as
+it would now have to be, subject to the sanitary by-laws and
+Building Act provisions enforced by the London County Council, it
+would be enormously improved; and the average lifetime of
+Londoners would be considerably prolonged. Nero argued in the
+same way about Rome. He employed incendiaries to set it on fire;
+and he played the harp in scientific raptures whilst it was
+burning. I am so far of Nero's way of thinking that I have often
+said, when consulted by despairing sanitary reformers, that what
+London needs to make her healthy is an earthquake. Why, then, it
+may be asked, do not I, as a public-spirited man, employ
+incendiaries to set it on fire, with a heroic disregard of the
+consequences to myself and others? Any vivisector would, if he
+had the courage of his opinions. The reasonable answer is that
+London can be made healthy without burning her down; and that as
+we have not enough civic virtue to make her healthy in a humane
+and economical way, we should not have enough to rebuild her in
+that way. In the old Hebrew legend, God lost patience with the
+world as Nero did with Rome, and drowned everybody except a
+single family. But the result was that the progeny of that family
+reproduced all the vices of their predecessors so exactly that
+the misery caused by the flood might just as well have been
+spared: things went on just as they did before. In the same way,
+the lists of diseases which vivisection claims to have cured is
+long; but the returns of the Registrar-General show that people
+still persist in dying of them as if vivisection had never been
+heard of. Any fool can burn down a city or cut an animal open;
+and an exceptionally foolish fool is quite likely to promise
+enormous benefits to the race as the result of such activities.
+But when the constructive, benevolent part of the business comes
+to be done, the same want of imagination, the same stupidity and
+cruelty, the same laziness and want of perseverance that
+prevented Nero or the vivisector from devising or pushing through
+humane methods, prevents him from bringing order out of the chaos
+and happiness out of the misery he has made. At one time it
+seemed reasonable enough to declare that it was impossible to
+find whether or not there was a stone inside a man's body except
+by exploring it with a knife, or to find out what the sun is
+made of without visiting it in a balloon. Both these
+impossibilities have been achieved, but not by vivisectors. The
+Rontgen rays need not hurt the patient; and spectrum analysis
+involves no destruction. After such triumphs of humane experiment
+and reasoning, it is useless to assure us that there is no other
+key to knowledge except cruelty. When the vivisector offers us
+that assurance, we reply simply and contemptuously, "You mean
+that you are not clever or humane or energetic enough to find
+one."
+
+CRUELTY FOR ITS OWN SAKE
+
+It will now, I hope, be clear why the attack on vivisection is
+not an attack on the right to knowledge: why, indeed, those who
+have the deepest conviction of the sacredness of that right are
+the leaders of the attack. No knowledge is finally impossible of
+human attainment; for even though it may be beyond our present
+capacity, the needed capacity is not unattainable. Consequently
+no method of investigation is the only method; and no law
+forbidding any particular method can cut us off from the
+knowledge we hope to gain by it. The only knowledge we lose by
+forbidding cruelty is knowledge at first hand of cruelty itself,
+which is precisely the knowledge humane people wish to be spared.
+
+But the question remains: Do we all really wish to be spared that
+knowledge? Are humane methods really to be preferred to cruel
+ones? Even if the experiments come to nothing, may not their
+cruelty be enjoyed for its own sake, as a sensational luxury? Let
+us face these questions boldly, not shrinking from the fact that
+cruelty is one of the primitive pleasures of mankind, and that
+the detection of its Protean disguises as law, education,
+medicine, discipline, sport and so forth, is one of the most
+difficult of the unending tasks of the legislator.
+
+
+OUR OWN CRUELTIES
+
+At first blush it may seem not only unnecessary, but even
+indecent, to discuss such a proposition as the elevation of
+cruelty to the rank of a human right. Unnecessary, because no
+vivisector confesses to a love of cruelty for its own sake or
+claims any general fundamental right to be cruel. Indecent,
+because there is an accepted convention to repudiate cruelty; and
+vivisection is only tolerated by the law on condition that, like
+judicial torture, it shall be done as mercifully as the nature of
+the practice allows. But the moment the controversy becomes
+embittered, the recriminations bandied between the opposed
+parties bring us face-to-face with some very ugly truths. On one
+occasion I was invited to speak at a large Anti-Vivisection
+meeting in the Queen's Hall in London. I found myself on the
+platform with fox hunters, tame stag hunters, men and women whose
+calendar was divided, not by pay days and quarter days, but by
+seasons for killing animals for sport: the fox, the hare, the
+otter, the partridge and the rest having each its appointed date
+for slaughter. The ladies among us wore hats and cloaks and head-
+dresses obtained by wholesale massacres, ruthless trappings,
+callous extermination of our fellow creatures. We insisted on our
+butchers supplying us with white veal, and were large and
+constant consumers of pate de foie gras; both comestibles being
+obtained by revolting methods. We sent our sons to public schools
+where indecent flogging is a recognized method of taming the
+young human animal. Yet we were all in hysterics of indignation
+at the cruelties of the vivisectors. These, if any were present,
+must have smiled sardonically at such inhuman humanitarians,
+whose daily habits and fashionable amusements cause more
+suffering in England in a week than all the vivisectors of Europe
+do in a year. I made a very effective speech, not exclusively
+against vivisection, but against cruelty; and I have never been
+asked to speak since by that Society, nor do I expect to be, as I
+should probably give such offence to its most affluent
+subscribers that its attempts to suppress vivisection would be
+seriously hindered. But that does not prevent the vivisectors
+from freely using the "youre another" retort, and using it with
+justice.
+
+We must therefore give ourselves no airs of superiority when
+denouncing the cruelties of vivisection. We all do just as
+horrible things, with even less excuse. But in making that
+admission we are also making short work of the virtuous airs with
+which we are sometimes referred to the humanity of the medical
+profession as a guarantee that vivisection is not abused--much as
+if our burglars should assure us that they arc too honest to
+abuse the practice of burgling. We are, as a matter of fact, a
+cruel nation; and our habit of disguising our vices by giving
+polite names to the offences we are determined to commit does
+not, unfortunately for my own comfort, impose on me. Vivisectors
+can hardly pretend to be better than the classes from which they
+are drawn, or those above them; and if these classes are capable
+of sacrificing animals in various cruel ways under cover of
+sport, fashion, education, discipline, and even, when the cruel
+sacrifices are human sacrifices, of political economy, it is idle
+for the vivisector to pretend that he is incapable of practising
+cruelty for pleasure or profit or both under the cloak of
+science. We are all tarred with the same brush; and the
+vivisectors are not slow to remind us of it, and to protest
+vehemently against being branded as exceptionally cruel and its
+devisors of horrible instruments of torture by people whose main
+notion of enjoyment is cruel sport, and whose requirements in the
+way of villainously cruel traps occupy pages of the catalogue of
+the Army and Navy Stores.
+
+
+THE SCIENTIFIC INVESTIGATION OF CRUELTY
+
+There is in man a specific lust for cruelty which infects even
+his passion of pity and makes it savage. Simple disgust at
+cruelty is very rare. The people who turn sick and faint and
+those who gloat are often alike in the pains they take to witness
+executions, floggings, operations or any other exhibitions of
+suffering, especially those involving bloodshed, blows, and
+laceration. A craze for cruelty can be developed just as a craze
+for drink can; and nobody who attempts to ignore cruelty as a
+possible factor in the attraction of vivisection and even of
+antivivisection, or in the credulity with which we accept its
+excuses, can be regarded as a scientific investigator of it.
+Those who accuse vivisectors of indulging the well-known passion
+of cruelty under the cloak of research are therefore putting
+forward a strictly scientific psychological hypothesis, which is
+also simple, human, obvious, and probable. It may be as wounding
+to the personal vanity of the vivisector as Darwin's Origin of
+Species was to the people who could not bear to think that they
+were cousins to the monkeys (remember Goldsmith's anger when he
+was told that he could not move his upper jaw); but science has
+to consider only the truth of the hypothesis, and not whether
+conceited people will like it or not. In vain do the sentimental
+champions of vivisection declare themselves the most humane of
+men, inflicting suffering only to relieve it, scrupulous in the
+use of anesthetics, and void of all passion except the passion of
+pity for a disease-ridden world. The really scientific
+investigator answers that the question cannot be settled by
+hysterical protestations, and that if the vivisectionist rejects
+deductive reasoning, he had better clear his character by his own
+favorite method of experiment.
+
+SUGGESTED LABORATORY TESTS OF THE VIVISECTOR'S EMOTIONS
+
+Take the hackneyed case of the Italian who tortured mice,
+ostensibly to find out about the effects of pain rather less than
+the nearest dentist could have told him, and who boasted of the
+ecstatic sensations (he actually used the word love) with which
+he carried out his experiments. Or the gentleman who starved
+sixty dogs to death to establish the fact that a dog deprived of
+food gets progressively lighter and weaker, becoming remarkably
+emaciated, and finally dying: an undoubted truth, but
+ascertainable without laboratory experiments by a simple enquiry
+addressed to the nearest policeman, or, failing him, to any sane
+person in Europe. The Italian is diagnosed as a cruel voluptuary:
+the dog-starver is passed over as such a hopeless fool that it is
+impossible to take any interest in him. Why not test the
+diagnosis scientifically? Why not perform a careful series of
+experiments on persons under the influence of voluptuous ecstasy,
+so as to ascertain its physiological symptoms? Then perform a
+second series on persons engaged in mathematical work or machine
+designing, so as to ascertain the symptoms of cold scientific
+activity? Then note the symptoms of a vivisector performing a
+cruel experiment; and compare them with the voluptuary symptoms
+and the mathematical symptoms? Such experiments would be quite as
+interesting and important as any yet undertaken by the
+vivisectors. They might open a line of investigation which would
+finally make, for instance, the ascertainment of the guilt or
+innocence of an accused person a much exacter process than the
+very fallible methods of our criminal courts. But instead of
+proposing such an investigation, our vivisectors offer us all the
+pious protestations and all the huffy recriminations that any
+common unscientific mortal offers when he is accused of unworthy
+conduct.
+
+
+ROUTINE
+
+Yet most vivisectors would probably come triumphant out of such a
+series of experiments, because vivisection is now a routine, like
+butchering or hanging or flogging; and many of the men who
+practise it do so only because it has been established as part of
+the profession they have adopted. Far from enjoying it, they have
+simply overcome their natural repugnance and become indifferent
+to it, as men inevitably become indifferent to anything they do
+often enough. It is this dangerous power of custom that makes it
+so difficult to convince the common sense of mankind that any
+established commercial or professional practice has its root in
+passion. Let a routine once spring from passion, and you will
+presently find thousands of routineers following it passionlessly
+for a livelihood. Thus it always seems strained to speak of the
+religious convictions of a clergyman, because nine out of ten
+clergymen have no religions convictions: they are ordinary
+officials carrying on a routine of baptizing, marrying, and
+churching; praying, reciting, and preaching; and, like solicitors
+or doctors, getting away from their duties with relief to hunt,
+to garden, to keep bees, to go into society, and the like. In the
+same way many people do cruel and vile things without being in
+the least cruel or vile, because the routine to which they have
+been brought up is superstitiously cruel and vile. To say that
+every man who beats his children and every schoolmaster who flogs
+a pupil is a conscious debauchee is absurd: thousands of dull,
+conscientious people beat their children conscientiously, because
+they were beaten themselves and think children ought to be
+beaten. The ill-tempered vulgarity that instinctively strikes at
+and hurts a thing that annoys it (and all children are annoying),
+and the simple stupidity that requires from a child perfection
+beyond the reach of the wisest and best adults (perfect
+truthfulness coupled with perfect obedience is quite a common
+condition of leaving a child unwhipped), produce a good deal of
+flagellation among people who not only do not lust after it, but
+who hit the harder because they are angry at having to perform an
+uncomfortable duty. These people will beat merely to assert their
+authority, or to carry out what they conceive to be a divine
+order on the strength of the precept of Solomon recorded in the
+Bible, which carefully adds that Solomon completely spoilt his
+own son and turned away from the god of his fathers to the
+sensuous idolatry in which he ended his days.
+
+In the same way we find men and women practising vivisection as
+senselessly as a humane butcher, who adores his fox terrier, will
+cut a calf's throat and hang it up by its heels to bleed slowly
+to death because it is the custom to eat veal and insist on its
+being white; or as a German purveyor nails a goose to a board and
+stuffs it with food because fashionable people eat pate de foie
+gras; or as the crew of a whaler breaks in on a colony of seals
+and clubs them to death in wholesale massacre because ladies want
+sealskin jackets; or as fanciers blind singing birds with hot
+needles, and mutilate the ears and tails of dogs and horses. Let
+cruelty or kindness or anything else once become customary and it
+will be practised by people to whom it is not at all natural, but
+whose rule of life is simply to do only what everybody else does,
+and who would lose their employment and starve if they indulged
+in any peculiarity. A respectable man will lie daily, in speech
+and in print, about the qualities of the article he lives by
+selling, because it is customary to do so. He will flog his boy
+for telling a lie, because it is customary to do so. He will also
+flog him for not telling a lie if the boy tells inconvenient or
+disrespectful truths, because it is customary to do so. He will
+give the same boy a present on his birthday, and buy him a spade
+and bucket at the seaside, because it is customary to do so,
+being all the time neither particularly mendacious, nor
+particularly cruel, nor particularly generous, but simply
+incapable of ethical judgment or independent action.
+
+Just so do we find a crowd of petty vivisectionists daily
+committing atrocities and stupidities, because it is the custom
+to do so. Vivisection is customary as part of the routine of
+preparing lectures in medical schools. For instance, there are
+two ways of making the action of the heart visible to students.
+One, a barbarous, ignorant, and thoughtless way, is to stick
+little flags into a rabbit's heart and let the students see the
+flags jump. The other, an elegant, ingenious, well-informed, and
+instructive way, is to put a sphygmograph on the student's wrist
+and let him see a record of his heart's action traced by a needle
+on a slip of smoked paper. But it has become the custom for
+lecturers to teach from the rabbit; and the lecturers are not
+original enough to get out of their groove. Then there are the
+demonstrations which are made by cutting up frogs with scissors.
+The most humane man, however repugnant the operation may be to
+him at first, cannot do it at lecture after lecture for months
+without finally--and that very soon--feeling no more for the frog
+than if he were cutting up pieces of paper. Such clumsy and lazy
+ways of teaching are based on the cheapness of frogs and rabbits.
+If machines were as cheap as frogs, engineers would not only be
+taught the anatomy of machines and the functions of their parts:
+they would also have machines misused and wrecked before them so
+that they might learn as much as possible by using their eyes,
+and as little as possible by using their brains and imaginations.
+Thus we have, as part of the routine of teaching, a routine of
+vivisection which soon produces complete indifference to it on
+the part even of those who are naturally humane. If they pass on
+from the routine of lecture preparation, not into general
+practice, but into research work, they carry this acquired
+indifference with them into the laboratory, where any atrocity is
+possible, because all atrocities satisfy curiosity. The routine
+man is in the majority in his profession always: consequently the
+moment his practice is tracked down to its source in human
+passion there is a great and quite sincere poohpoohing from
+himself, from the mass of the profession, and from the mass of
+the public, which sees that the average doctor is much too
+commonplace and decent a person to be capable of passionate
+wickedness of any kind.
+
+Here then, we have in vivisection, as in all the other tolerated
+and instituted cruelties, this anti-climax: that only a
+negligible percentage of those who practise and consequently
+defend it get any satisfaction out of it. As in Mr. Galsworthy's
+play Justice the useless and detestable torture of solitary
+imprisonment is shown at its worst without the introduction of a
+single cruel person into the drama, so it would be possible to
+represent all the torments of vivisection dramatically without
+introducing a single vivisector who had not felt sick at his
+first experience in the laboratory. Not that this can exonerate
+any vivisector from suspicion of enjoying his work (or her work:
+a good deal of the vivisection in medical schools is done by
+women). In every autobiography which records a real experience of
+school or prison life, we find that here and there among the
+routineers there is to be found the genuine amateur, the
+orgiastic flogging schoolmaster or the nagging warder, who has
+sought out a cruel profession for the sake of its cruelty. But it
+is the genuine routineer who is the bulwark of the practice,
+because, though you can excite public fury against a Sade, a
+Bluebeard, or a Nero, you cannot rouse any feeling against dull
+Mr. Smith doing his duty: that is, doing the usual thing. He is
+so obviously no better and no worse than anyone else that it is
+difficult to conceive that the things he does are abominable. If
+you would see public dislike surging up in a moment against an
+individual, you must watch one who does something unusual, no
+matter how sensible it may be. The name of Jonas Hanway lives as
+that of a brave man because he was the first who dared to appear
+in the streets of this rainy island with an umbrella.
+
+
+THE OLD LINE BETWEEN MAN AND BEAST
+
+But there is still a distinction to be clung to by those who dare
+not tell themselves the truth about the medical profession
+because they are so helplessly dependent on it when death
+threatens the household. That distinction is the line that
+separates the brute from the man in the old classification.
+Granted, they will plead, that we are all cruel; yet the tame-
+stag-hunter does not hunt men; and the sportsman who lets a leash
+of greyhounds loose on a hare would be horrified at the thought
+of letting them loose on a human child. The lady who gets her
+cloak by flaying a sable does not flay a negro; nor does it ever
+occur to her that her veal cutlet might be improved on by a slice
+of tender baby.
+
+Now there was a time when some trust could be placed in this
+distinction. The Roman Catholic Church still maintains, with what
+it must permit me to call a stupid obstinacy, and in spite of St.
+Francis and St. Anthony, that animals have no souls and no
+rights; so that you cannot sin against an animal, or against God
+by anything you may choose to do to an animal. Resisting the
+temptation to enter on an argument as to whether you may not sin
+against your own soul if you are unjust or cruel to the least of
+those whom St. Francis called his little brothers, I have only to
+point out here that nothing could be more despicably
+superstitious in the opinion of a vivisector than the notion that
+science recognizes any such step in evolution as the step from a
+physical organism to an immortal soul. That conceit has been
+taken out of all our men of science, and out of all our doctors,
+by the evolutionists; and when it is considered how completely
+obsessed biological science has become in our days, not by the
+full scope of evolution, but by that particular method of it
+which has neither sense nor purpose nor life nor anything human,
+much less godlike, in it: by the method, that is, of so-called
+Natural Selection (meaning no selection at all, but mere dead
+accident and luck), the folly of trusting to vivisectors to hold
+the human animal any more sacred than the other animals becomes
+so clear that it would be waste of time to insist further on it.
+As a matter of fact the man who once concedes to the vivisector
+the right to put a dog outside the laws of honor and fellowship,
+concedes to him also the right to put himself outside them; for
+he is nothing to the vivisector but a more highly developed, and
+consequently more interesting-to-experiment-on vertebrate than
+the dog.
+
+
+VIVISECTING THE HUMAN SUBJECT
+
+I have in my hand a printed and published account by a doctor of
+how he tested his remedy for pulmonary tuberculosis, which was to
+inject a powerful germicide directly into the circulation by
+stabbing a vein with a syringe. He was one of those doctors who
+are able to command public sympathy by saying, quite truly, that
+when they discovered that the proposed treatment was dangerous,
+they experimented thenceforth on themselves. In this case the
+doctor was devoted enough to carry his experiments to the point
+of running serious risks, and actually making himself very
+uncomfortable. But he did not begin with himself. His first
+experiment was on two hospital patients. On receiving a message
+from the hospital to the effect that these two martyrs to
+therapeutic science had all but expired in convulsions, he
+experimented on a rabbit, which instantly dropped dead. It was
+then, and not until then, that he began to experiment on himself,
+with the germicide modified in the direction indicated by the
+experiments made on the two patients and the rabbit. As a good
+many people countenance vivisection because they fear that if the
+experiments are not made on rabbits they will be made on
+themselves, it is worth noting that in this case, where both
+rabbits and men were equally available, the men, being, of
+course, enormously more instructive, and costing nothing, were
+experimented on first. Once grant the ethics of the
+vivisectionists and you not only sanction the experiment on the
+human subject, but make it the first duty of the vivisector. If a
+guinea pig may be sacrificed for the sake of the very little that
+can be learnt from it, shall not a man be sacrificed for the sake
+of the great deal that can be learnt from him? At all events, he
+is sacrificed, as this typical case shows. I may add (not that it
+touches the argument) that the doctor, the patients, and the
+rabbit all suffered in vain, as far as the hoped-for rescue of
+the race from pulmonary consumption is concerned.
+
+
+"THE LIE IS A EUROPEAN POWER"
+
+Now at the very time when the lectures describing these
+experiments were being circulated in print and discussed eagerly
+by the medical profession, the customary denials that patients
+are experimented on were as loud, as indignant, as high-minded as
+ever, in spite of the few intelligent doctors who point out
+rightly that all treatments are experiments on the patient. And
+this brings us to an obvious but mostly overlooked weakness in
+the vivisector's position: that is, his inevitable forfeiture of
+all claim to have his word believed. It is hardly to be expected
+that a man who does not hesitate to vivisect for the sake of
+science will hesitate to lie about it afterwards to protect it
+from what he deems the ignorant sentimentality of the laity. When
+the public conscience stirs uneasily and threatens suppression,
+there is never wanting some doctor of eminent position and high
+character who will sacrifice himself devotedly to the cause of
+science by coming forward to assure the public on his honor that
+all experiments on animals are completely painless; although he
+must know that the very experiments which first provoked the
+antivivisection movement by their atrocity were experiments to
+ascertain the physiological effects of the sensation of extreme
+pain (the much more interesting physiology of pleasure remains
+uninvestigated) and that all experiments in which sensation is a
+factor are voided by its suppression. Besides, vivisection may be
+painless in cases where the experiments are very cruel. If a
+person scratches me with a poisoned dagger so gently that I do
+not feel the scratch, he has achieved a painless vivisection; but
+if I presently die in torment I am not likely to consider that
+his humility is amply vindicated by his gentleness. A cobra's
+bite hurts so little that the creature is almost, legally
+speaking, a vivisector who inflicts no pain. By giving his
+victims chloroform before biting them he could comply with the
+law completely.
+
+Here, then, is a pretty deadlock. Public support of vivisection
+is founded almost wholly on the assurances of the vivisectors
+that great public benefits may be expected from the practice. Not
+for a moment do I suggest that such a defence would be valid even
+if proved. But when the witnesses begin by alleging that in the
+cause of science all the customary ethical obligations (which
+include the obligation to tell the truth) are suspended, what
+weight can any reasonable person give to their testimony? I would
+rather swear fifty lies than take an animal which had licked my
+hand in good fellowship and torture it. If I did torture the dog,
+I should certainly not have the face to turn round and ask how
+any person there suspect an honorable man like myself of telling
+lies. Most sensible and humane people would, I hope, reply flatly
+that honorable men do not behave dishonorably, even to dogs. The
+murderer who, when asked by the chaplain whether he had any other
+crimes to confess, replied indignantly, "What do you take me
+for?" reminds us very strongly of the vivisectors who are so
+deeply hurt when their evidence is set aside as worthless.
+
+
+AN ARGUMENT WHICH WOULD DEFEND ANY CRIME
+
+The Achilles heel of vivisection, however, is not to be found in
+the pain it causes, but in the line of argument by which it is
+justified. The medical code regarding it is simply criminal
+anarchism at its very worst. Indeed no criminal has yet had the
+impudence to argue as every vivisector argues. No burglar
+contends that as it is admittedly important to have money to
+spend, and as the object of burglary is to provide the burglar
+with money to spend, and as in many instances it has achieved
+this object, therefore the burglar is a public benefactor and the
+police are ignorant sentimentalists. No highway robber has yet
+harrowed us with denunciations of the puling moralist who allows
+his child to suffer all the evils of poverty because certain
+faddists think it dishonest to garotte an alderman. Thieves and
+assassins understand quite well that there are paths of
+acquisition, even of the best things, that are barred to all men
+of honor. Again, has the silliest burglar ever pretended that to
+put a stop to burglary is to put a stop to industry? All the
+vivisections that have been performed since the world began have
+produced nothing so important as the innocent and honorable
+discovery of radiography; and one of the reasons why radiography
+was not discovered sooner was that the men whose business it was
+to discover new clinical methods were coarsening and stupefying
+themselves with the sensual villanies and cutthroat's casuistries
+of vivisection. The law of the conservation of energy holds good
+in physiology as in other things: every vivisector is a deserter
+from the army of honorable investigators. But the vivisector does
+not see this. He not only calls his methods scientific: he
+contends that there are no other scientific methods. When you
+express your natural loathing for his cruelty and your natural
+contempt for his stupidity, he imagines that you are attacking
+science. Yet he has no inkling of the method and temper of
+science. The point at issue being plainly whether he is a rascal
+or not, he not only insists that the real point is whether some
+hotheaded antivivisectionist is a liar (which he proves by
+ridiculously unscientific assumptions as to the degree of
+accuracy attainable in human statement), but never dreams of
+offering any scientific evidence by his own methods.
+
+There are many paths to knowledge already discovered; and no
+enlightened man doubts that there are many more waiting to be
+discovered. Indeed, all paths lead to knowledge; because even the
+vilest and stupidest action teaches us something about vileness
+and stupidity, and may accidentally teach us a good deal more:
+for instance, a cutthroat learns (and perhaps teaches) the
+anatomy of the carotid artery and jugular vein; and there can be
+no question that the burning of St. Joan of Arc must have been a
+most instructive and interesting experiment to a good observer,
+and could have been made more so if it had been carried out by
+skilled physiologists under laboratory conditions. The earthquake
+in San Francisco proved invaluable as an experiment in the
+stability of giant steel buildings; and the ramming of the
+Victoria by the Camperdown settled doubtful points of the
+greatest importance in naval warfare. According to vivisectionist
+logic our builders would be justified in producing artificial
+earthquakes with dynamite, and our admirals in contriving
+catastrophes at naval manoeuvres, in order to follow up the line
+of research thus accidentally discovered.
+
+The truth is, if the acquisition of knowledge justifies every
+sort of conduct, it justifies any sort of conduct, from the
+illumination of Nero's feasts by burning human beings alive
+(another interesting experiment) to the simplest act of kindness.
+And in the light of that truth it is clear that the exemption of
+the pursuit of knowledge from the laws of honor is the most
+hideous conceivable enlargement of anarchy; worse, by far, than
+an exemption of the pursuit of money or political power, since
+there can hardly be attained without some regard for at least the
+appearances of human welfare, whereas a curious devil might
+destroy the whole race in torment, acquiring knowledge all the
+time from his highly interesting experiment. There is more danger
+in one respectable scientist countenancing such a monstrous claim
+than in fifty assassins or dynamitards. The man who makes it is
+ethically imbecile; and whoever imagines that it is a scientific
+claim has not the faintest conception of what science means. The
+paths to knowledge are countless. One of these paths is a path
+through darkness, secrecy, and cruelty. When a man deliberately
+turns from all other paths and goes down that one, it is
+scientific to infer that what attracts him is not knowledge,
+since there are other paths to that, but cruelty. With so strong
+and scientific a case against him, it is childish for him to
+stand on his honor and reputation and high character and the
+credit of a noble profession and so forth: he must clear himself
+either by reason or by experiment, unless he boldly contends that
+evolution has retained a passion of cruelty in man just because
+it is indispensable to the fulness of his knowledge.
+
+
+THOU ART THE MAN
+
+I shall not be at all surprised if what I have written above has
+induced in sympathetic readers a transport of virtuous
+indignation at the expense of the medical profession. I shall not
+damp so creditable and salutary a sentiment; but I must point out
+that the guilt is shared by all of us. It is not in his capacity
+of healer and man of science that the doctor vivisects or defends
+vivisection, but in his entirely vulgar lay capacity. He is made
+of the same clay as the ignorant, shallow, credulous, half-
+miseducated, pecuniarily anxious people who call him in when they
+have tried in vain every bottle and every pill the advertizing
+druggist can persuade them to buy. The real remedy for
+vivisection is the remedy for all the mischief that the medical
+profession and all the other professions are doing: namely, more
+knowledge. The juries which send the poor Peculiars to prison,
+and give vivisectionists heavy damages against humane persons who
+accuse them of cruelty; the editors and councillors and student-
+led mobs who are striving to make Vivisection one of the
+watchwords of our civilization, are not doctors: they are the
+British public, all so afraid to die that they will cling
+frantically to any idol which promises to cure all their
+diseases, and crucify anyone who tells them that they must not
+only die when their time comes, but die like gentlemen. In their
+paroxysms of cowardice and selfishness they force the doctors to
+humor their folly and ignorance. How complete and inconsiderate
+their ignorance is can only be realized by those who have some
+knowledge of vital statistics, and of the illusions which beset
+Public Health legislation.
+
+
+WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS AND WILL NOT GET
+
+The demands of this poor public are not reasonable, but they are
+quite simple. It dreads disease and desires to be protected
+against it. But it is poor and wants to be protected cheaply.
+Scientific measures are too hard to understand, too costly, too
+clearly tending towards a rise in the rates and more public
+interference with the insanitary, because insufficiently
+financed, private house. What the public wants, therefore, is a
+cheap magic charm to prevent, and a cheap pill or potion to cure,
+all disease. It forces all such charms on the doctors.
+
+
+THE VACCINATION CRAZE
+
+Thus it was really the public and not the medical profession that
+took up vaccination with irresistible faith, sweeping the
+invention out of Jenner's hand and establishing it in a form
+which he himself repudiated. Jenner was not a man of science; but
+he was not a fool; and when he found that people who had suffered
+from cowpox either by contagion in the milking shed or by
+vaccination, were not, as he had supposed, immune from smallpox,
+he ascribed the cases of immunity which had formerly misled him
+to a disease of the horse, which, perhaps because we do not drink
+its milk and eat its flesh, is kept at a greater distance in our
+imagination than our foster mother the cow. At all events, the
+public, which had been boundlessly credulous about the cow, would
+not have the horse on any terms; and to this day the law which
+prescribes Jennerian vaccination is carried out with an anti-
+Jennerian inoculation because the public would have it so in
+spite of Jenner. All the grossest lies and superstitions which
+have disgraced the vaccination craze were taught to the doctors
+by the public. It was not the doctors who first began to declare
+that all our old men remember the time when almost every face
+they saw in the street was horribly pitted with smallpox, and
+that all this disfigurement has vanished since the introduction
+of vaccination. Jenner himself alluded to this imaginary
+phenomenon before the introduction of vaccination, and attributed
+it to the older practice of smallpox inoculation, by which
+Voltaire, Catherine II. and Lady Mary Wortley Montagu so
+confidently expected to see the disease made harmless. It was not
+Jenner who set people declaring that smallpox, if not abolished
+by vaccination, had at least been made much milder: on the
+contrary, he recorded a pre-vaccination epidemic in which none of
+the persons attacked went to bed or considered themselves as
+seriously ill. Neither Jenner, nor any other doctor ever, as far
+as I know, inculcated the popular notion that everybody got
+smallpox as a matter of course before vaccination was invented.
+That doctors get infected with these delusions, and are in their
+unprofessional capacity as members of the public subject to them
+like other men, is true; but if we had to decide whether
+vaccination was first forced on the public by the doctors or on
+the doctors by the public, we should have to decide against the
+public.
+
+
+STATISTICAL ILLUSIONS
+
+Public ignorance of the laws of evidence and of statistics can
+hardly be exaggerated. There may be a doctor here and there who
+in dealing with the statistics of disease has taken at least the
+first step towards sanity by grasping the fact that as an attack
+of even the commonest disease is an exceptional event, apparently
+over-whelming statistical evidence in favor of any prophylactic
+can be produced by persuading the public that everybody caught
+the disease formerly. Thus if a disease is one which normally
+attacks fifteen per cent of the population, and if the effect of
+a prophylactic is actually to increase the proportion to twenty
+per cent, the publication of this figure of twenty per cent will
+convince the public that the prophylactic has reduced the
+percentage by eighty per cent instead of increasing it by five,
+because the public, left to itself and to the old gentlemen who
+are always ready to remember, on every possible subject, that
+things used to be much worse than they are now (such old
+gentlemen greatly outnumber the laudatores tempori acti), will
+assume that the former percentage was about 100. The vogue of the
+Pasteur treatment of hydrophobia, for instance, was due to the
+assumption by the public that every person bitten by a rabid dog
+necessarily got hydrophobia. I myself heard hydrophobia discussed
+in my youth by doctors in Dublin before a Pasteur Institute
+existed, the subject having been brought forward there by the
+scepticism of an eminent surgeon as to whether hydrophobia is
+really a specific disease or only ordinary tetanus induced (as
+tetanus was then supposed to be induced) by a lacerated wound.
+There were no statistics available as to the proportion of dog
+bites that ended in hydrophobia; but nobody ever guessed that the
+cases could be more than two or three per cent of the bites. On
+me, therefore, the results published by the Pasteur Institute
+produced no such effect as they did on the ordinary man who
+thinks that the bite of a mad dog means certain hydrophobia. It
+seemed to me that the proportion of deaths among the cases
+treated at the Institute was rather higher, if anything, than
+might have been expected had there been no Institute in
+existence. But to the public every Pasteur patient who did not
+die was miraculously saved from an agonizing death by the
+beneficent white magic of that most trusty of all wizards, the
+man of science.
+
+Even trained statisticians often fail to appreciate the extent to
+which statistics are vitiated by the unrecorded assumptions of
+their interpreters. Their attention is too much occupied with the
+cruder tricks of those who make a corrupt use of statistics for
+advertizing purposes. There is, for example, the percentage
+dodge. In some hamlet, barely large enough to have a name, two
+people are attacked during a smallpox epidemic. One dies: the
+other recovers. One has vaccination marks: the other has none.
+Immediately either the vaccinists or the antivaccinists publish
+the triumphant news that at such and such a place not a single
+vaccinated person died of smallpox whilst 100 per cent of the
+unvaccinated perished miserably; or, as the case may be, that 100
+per cent of the unvaccinated recovered whilst the vaccinated
+succumbed to the last man. Or, to take another common instance,
+comparisons which are really comparisons between two social
+classes with different standards of nutrition and education are
+palmed off as comparisons between the results of a certain
+medical treatment and its neglect. Thus it is easy to prove that
+the wearing of tall hats and the carrying of umbrellas enlarges
+the chest, prolongs life, and confers comparative immunity from
+disease; for the statistics show that the classes which use these
+articles are bigger, healthier, and live longer than the class
+which never dreams of possessing such things. It does not take
+much perspicacity to see that what really makes this difference
+is not the tall hat and the umbrella, but the wealth and
+nourishment of which they are evidence, and that a gold watch or
+membership of a club in Pall Mall might be proved in the same way
+to have the like sovereign virtues. A university degree, a daily
+bath, the owning of thirty pairs of trousers, a knowledge of
+Wagner's music, a pew in church, anything, in short, that implies
+more means and better nurture than the mass of laborers enjoy,
+can be statistically palmed off as a magic-spell conferring all
+sorts of privileges.
+
+In the case of a prophylactic enforced by law, this illusion is
+intensified grotesquely, because only vagrants can evade it. Now
+vagrants have little power of resisting any disease: their death
+rate and their case-mortality rate is always high relatively to
+that of respectable folk. Nothing is easier, therefore, than to
+prove that compliance with any public regulation produces the
+most gratifying results. It would be equally easy even if the
+regulation actually raised the death-rate, provided it did not
+raise it sufficiently to make the average householder, who cannot
+evade regulations, die as early as the average vagrant who can.
+
+
+THE SURPRISES OF ATTENTION AND NEGLECT
+
+There is another statistical illusion which is independent of
+class differences. A common complaint of houseowners is that the
+Public Health Authorities frequently compel them to instal costly
+sanitary appliances which are condemned a few years later as
+dangerous to health, and forbidden under penalties. Yet these
+discarded mistakes are always made in the first instance on the
+strength of a demonstration that their introduction has reduced
+the death-rate. The explanation is simple. Suppose a law were
+made that every child in the nation should be compelled to drink
+a pint of brandy per month, but that the brandy must be
+administered only when the child was in good health, with its
+digestion and so forth working normally, and its teeth either
+naturally or artificially sound. Probably the result would be an
+immediate and startling reduction in child mortality, leading to
+further legislation increasing the quantity of brandy to a
+gallon. Not until the brandy craze had been carried to a point at
+which the direct harm done by it would outweigh the incidental
+good, would an anti-brandy party be listened to. That incidental
+good would be the substitution of attention to the general health
+of children for the neglect which is now the rule so long as the
+child is not actually too sick to run about and play as usual.
+Even if this attention were confined to the children's teeth,
+there would be an improvement which it would take a good deal of
+brandy to cancel.
+
+This imaginary case explains the actual case of the sanitary
+appliances which our local sanitary authorities prescribe today
+and condemn tomorrow. No sanitary contrivance which the mind of
+even the very worst plumber can devize could be as disastrous as
+that total neglect for long periods which gets avenged by
+pestilences that sweep through whole continents, like the black
+death and the cholera. If it were proposed at this time of day to
+discharge all the sewage of London crude and untreated into the
+Thames, instead of carrying it, after elaborate treatment, far
+out into the North Sea, there would be a shriek of horror from
+all our experts. Yet if Cromwell had done that instead of doing
+nothing, there would probably have been no Great Plague of
+London. When the Local Health Authority forces every householder
+to have his sanitary arrangements thought about and attended to
+by somebody whose special business it is to attend to such
+things, then it matters not how erroneous or even directly
+mischievous may be the specific measures taken: the net result at
+first is sure to be an improvement. Not until attention has been
+effectually substituted for neglect as the general rule, will the
+statistics begin to show the merits of the particular methods of
+attention adopted. And as we are far from having arrived at this
+stage, being as to health legislation only at the beginning of
+things, we have practically no evidence yet as to the value of
+methods. Simple and obvious as this is, nobody seems as yet to
+discount the effect of substituting attention for neglect in
+drawing conclusions from health statistics. Everything is put to
+the credit of the particular method employed, although it may
+quite possibly be raising the death rate by five per thousand
+whilst the attention incidental to it is reducing the death rate
+fifteen per thousand. The net gain of ten per thousand is
+credited to the method, and made the excuse for enforcing more of
+it.
+
+
+STEALING CREDIT FROM CIVILIZATION
+
+There is yet another way in which specifics which have no merits
+at all, either direct or incidental, may be brought into high
+repute by statistics. For a century past civilization has been
+cleaning away the conditions which favor bacterial fevers.
+Typhus, once rife, has vanished: plague and cholera have been
+stopped at our frontiers by a sanitary blockade. We still have
+epidemics of smallpox and typhoid; and diphtheria and scarlet
+fever are endemic in the slums. Measles, which in my childhood
+was not regarded as a dangerous disease, has now become so mortal
+that notices are posted publicly urging parents to take it
+seriously. But even in these cases the contrast between the death
+and recovery rates in the rich districts and in the poor ones has
+led to the general conviction among experts that bacterial
+diseases are preventable; and they already are to a large extent
+prevented. The dangers of infection and the way to avoid it are
+better understood than they used to be. It is barely twenty years
+since people exposed themselves recklessly to the infection of
+consumption and pneumonia in the belief that these diseases were
+not "catching." Nowadays the troubles of consumptive patients are
+greatly increased by the growing disposition to treat them as
+lepers. No doubt there is a good deal of ignorant exaggeration
+and cowardly refusal to face a human and necessary share of the
+risk. That has always been the case. We now know that the
+medieval horror of leprosy was out of all proportion to the
+danger of infection, and was accompanied by apparent blindness to
+the infectiousness of smallpox, which has since been worked up by
+our disease terrorists into the position formerly held by
+leprosy. But the scare of infection, though it sets even doctors
+talking as if the only really scientific thing to do with a fever
+patient is to throw him into the nearest ditch and pump carbolic
+acid on him from a safe distance until he is ready to be cremated
+on the spot, has led to much greater care and cleanliness. And
+the net result has been a series of victories over disease.
+
+Now let us suppose that in the early nineteenth century somebody
+had come forward with a theory that typhus fever always begins in
+the top joint of the little finger; and that if this joint be
+amputated immediately after birth, typhus fever will disappear.
+Had such a suggestion been adopted, the theory would have been
+triumphantly confirmed; for as a matter of fact, typhus fever has
+disappeared. On the other hand cancer and madness have increased
+(statistically) to an appalling extent. The opponents of the
+little finger theory would therefore be pretty sure to allege
+that the amputations were spreading cancer and lunacy. The
+vaccination controversy is full of such contentions. So is the
+controversy as to the docking of horses' tails and the cropping
+of dogs' ears. So is the less widely known controversy as to
+circumcision and the declaring certain kinds of flesh unclean by
+the Jews. To advertize any remedy or operation, you have only to
+pick out all the most reassuring advances made by civilization,
+and boldly present the two in the relation of cause and effect:
+the public will swallow the fallacy without a wry face. It has no
+idea of the need for what is called a control experiment. In
+Shakespear's time and for long after it, mummy was a favorite
+medicament. You took a pinch of the dust of a dead Egyptian in a
+pint of the hottest water you could bear to drink; and it did you
+a great deal of good. This, you thought, proved what a sovereign
+healer mummy was. But if you had tried the control experiment of
+taking the hot water without the mummy, you might have found the
+effect exactly the same, and that any hot drink would have done
+as well.
+
+
+BIOMETRIKA
+
+Another difficulty about statistics is the technical difficulty
+of calculation. Before you can even make a mistake in drawing
+your conclusion from the correlations established by your
+statistics you must ascertain the correlations. When I turn over
+the pages of Biometrika, a quarterly journal in which is recorded
+the work done in the field of biological statistics by Professor
+Karl Pearson and his colleagues, I am out of my depth at the
+first line, because mathematics are to me only a concept: I never
+used a logarithm in my life, and could not undertake to extract
+the square root of four without misgiving. I am therefore unable
+to deny that the statistical ascertainment of the correlations
+between one thing and another must be a very complicated and
+difficult technical business, not to be tackled successfully
+except by high mathematicians; and I cannot resist Professor Karl
+Pearson's immense contempt for, and indignant sense of grave
+social danger in, the unskilled guesses of the ordinary
+sociologist.
+
+Now the man in the street knows nothing of Biometrika: all he
+knows is that "you can prove anything by figures," though he
+forgets this the moment figures are used to prove anything he
+wants to believe. If he did take in Biometrika he would probably
+become abjectly credulous as to all the conclusions drawn in it
+from the correlations so learnedly worked out; though the
+mathematician whose correlations would fill a Newton with
+admiration may, in collecting and accepting data and drawing
+conclusions from them, fall into quite crude errors by just such
+popular oversights as I have been describing.
+
+
+PATIENT-MADE THERAPEUTICS
+
+To all these blunders and ignorances doctors are no less subject
+than the rest of us. They are not trained in the use of evidence,
+nor in biometrics, nor in the psychology of human credulity, nor
+in the incidence of economic pressure. Further, they must
+believe, on the whole, what their patients believe, just as they
+must wear the sort of hat their patients wear. The doctor may lay
+down the law despotically enough to the patient at points where
+the patient's mind is simply blank; but when the patient has a
+prejudice the doctor must either keep it in countenance or lose
+his patient. If people are persuaded that night air is dangerous
+to health and that fresh air makes them catch cold it will not be
+possible for a doctor to make his living in private practice if
+he prescribes ventilation. We have to go back no further than the
+days of The Pickwick Papers to find ourselves in a world where
+people slept in four-post beds with curtains drawn closely round
+to exclude as much air as possible. Had Mr. Pickwick's doctor
+told him that he would be much healthier if he slept on a camp
+bed by an open window, Mr. Pickwick would have regarded him as a
+crank and called in another doctor. Had he gone on to forbid Mr.
+Pickwick to drink brandy and water whenever he felt chilly, and
+assured him that if he were deprived of meat or salt for a whole
+year, he would not only not die, but would be none the worse, Mr.
+Pickwick would have fled from his presence as from that of a
+dangerous madman. And in these matters the doctor cannot cheat
+his patient. If he has no faith in drugs or vaccination, and the
+patient has, he can cheat him with colored water and pass his
+lancet through the flame of a spirit lamp before scratching his
+arm. But he cannot make him change his daily habits without
+knowing it.
+
+
+THE REFORMS ALSO COME FROM THE LAITY
+
+In the main, then, the doctor learns that if he gets ahead of the
+superstitions of his patients he is a ruined man; and the result
+is that he instinctively takes care not to get ahead of them.
+That is why all the changes come from the laity. It was not until
+an agitation had been conducted for many years by laymen,
+including quacks and faddists of all kinds, that the public was
+sufficiently impressed to make it possible for the doctors to
+open their minds and their mouths on the subject of fresh air,
+cold water, temperance, and the rest of the new fashions in
+hygiene. At present the tables have been turned on many old
+prejudices. Plenty of our most popular elderly doctors believe
+that cold tubs in the morning are unnatural, exhausting, and
+rheumatic; that fresh air is a fad and that everybody is the
+better for a glass or two of port wine every day; but they no
+longer dare say as much until they know exactly where they are;
+for many very desirable patients in country houses have lately
+been persuaded that their first duty is to get up at six in the
+morning and begin the day by taking a walk barefoot through the
+dewy grass. He who shows the least scepticism as to this practice
+is at once suspected of being "an old-fashioned doctor," and
+dismissed to make room for a younger man.
+
+In short, private medical practice is governed not by science but
+by supply and demand; and however scientific a treatment may be,
+it cannot hold its place in the market if there is no demand for
+it; nor can the grossest quackery be kept off the market if there
+is a demand for it.
+
+
+FASHIONS AND EPIDEMICS
+
+A demand, however, can be inculcated. This is thoroughly
+understood by fashionable tradesmen, who find no difficulty in
+persuading their customers to renew articles that are not worn
+out and to buy things they do not want. By making doctors
+tradesmen, we compel them to learn the tricks of trade;
+consequently we find that the fashions of the year include
+treatments, operations, and particular drugs, as well as hats,
+sleeves, ballads, and games. Tonsils, vermiform appendices,
+uvulas, even ovaries are sacrificed because it is the fashion to
+get them cut out, and because the operations are highly
+profitable. The psychology of fashion becomes a pathology; for
+the cases have every air of being genuine: fashions, after all,
+are only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced
+by tradesmen, and therefore by doctors.
+
+
+THE DOCTOR'S VIRTUES
+
+It will be admitted that this is a pretty bad state of things.
+And the melodramatic instinct of the public, always demanding;
+that every wrong shall have, not its remedy, but its villain to
+be hissed, will blame, not its own apathy, superstition, and
+ignorance, but the depravity of the doctors. Nothing could be
+more unjust or mischievous. Doctors, if no better than other men,
+are certainly no worse. I was reproached during the performances
+of The Doctor's Dilemma at the Court Theatre in 1907 because I
+made the artist a rascal, the journalist an illiterate incapable,
+and all the doctors "angels." But I did not go beyond the warrant
+of my own experience. It has been my luck to have doctors among
+my friends for nearly forty years past (all perfectly aware of my
+freedom from the usual credulity as to the miraculous powers and
+knowledge attributed to them); and though I know that there are
+medical blackguards as well as military, legal, and clerical
+blackguards (one soon finds that out when one is privileged to
+hear doctors talking shop among themselves), the fact that I was
+no more at a loss for private medical advice and attendance when
+I had not a penny in my pocket than I was later on when I could
+afford fees on the highest scale, has made it impossible for me
+to share that hostility to the doctor as a man which exists and
+is growing as an inevitable result of the present condition of
+medical practice. Not that the interest in disease and
+aberrations which turns some men and women to medicine and
+surgery is not sometimes as morbid as the interest in misery and
+vice which turns some others to philanthropy and "rescue work."
+But the true doctor is inspired by a hatred of ill-health, and a
+divine impatience of any waste of vital forces. Unless a man is
+led to medicine or surgery through a very exceptional technical
+aptitude, or because doctoring is a family tradition, or because
+he regards it unintelligently as a lucrative and gentlemanly
+profession, his motives in choosing the career of a healer are
+clearly generous. However actual practice may disillusion and
+corrupt him, his selection in the first instance is not a
+selection of a base character.
+
+
+THE DOCTOR'S HARDSHIPS
+
+A review of the counts in the indictment I have brought against
+private medical practice will show that they arise out of the
+doctor's position as a competitive private tradesman: that is,
+out of his poverty and dependence. And it should be borne in mind
+that doctors are expected to treat other people specially well
+whilst themselves submitting to specially inconsiderate
+treatment. The butcher and baker are not expected to feed the
+hungry unless the hungry can pay; but a doctor who allows a
+fellow-creature to suffer or perish without aid is regarded as a
+monster. Even if we must dismiss hospital service as really
+venal, the fact remains that most doctors do a good deal of
+gratuitous work in private practice all through their careers.
+And in his paid work the doctor is on a different footing to the
+tradesman. Although the articles he sells, advice and treatment,
+are the same for all classes, his fees have to be graduated like
+the income tax. The successful fashionable doctor may weed his
+poorer patients out from time to time, and finally use the
+College of Physicians to place it out of his own power to accept
+low fees; but the ordinary general practitioner never makes out
+his bills without considering the taxable capacity of his
+patients.
+
+Then there is the disregard of his own health and comfort which
+results from the fact that he is, by the nature of his work, an
+emergency man. We are polite and considerate to the doctor when
+there is nothing the matter, and we meet him as a friend or
+entertain him as a guest; but when the baby is suffering from
+croup, or its mother has a temperature of 104 degrees, or its
+grandfather has broken his leg, nobody thinks of the doctor
+except as a healer and saviour. He may be hungry, weary, sleepy,
+run down by several successive nights disturbed by that
+instrument of torture, the night bell; but who ever thinks of
+this in the face of sudden sickness or accident? We think no more
+of the condition of a doctor attending a case than of the
+condition of a fireman at a fire. In other occupations night-work
+is specially recognized and provided for. The worker sleeps all
+day; has his breakfast in the evening; his lunch or dinner at
+midnight; his dinner or supper before going to bed in the
+morning; and he changes to day-work if he cannot stand night-
+work. But a doctor is expected to work day and night. In
+practices which consist largely of workmen's clubs, and in which
+the patients are therefore taken on wholesale terms and very
+numerous, the unfortunate assistant, or the principal if he has
+no assistant, often does not undress, knowing that he will be
+called up before he has snatched an hour's sleep. To the strain
+of such inhuman conditions must be added the constant risk of
+infection. One wonders why the impatient doctors do not become
+savage and unmanageable, and the patient ones imbecile. Perhaps
+they do, to some extent. And the pay is wretched, and so
+uncertain that refusal to attend without payment in advance
+becomes often a necessary measure of self-defence, whilst the
+County Court has long ago put an end to the tradition that the
+doctor's fee is an honorarium. Even the most eminent physicians,
+as such biographies as those of Paget show, are sometimes
+miserably, inhumanly poor until they are past their prime.
+In short, the doctor needs our help for the moment much more than
+we often need his. The ridicule of Moliere, the death of a well-
+informed and clever writer like the late Harold Frederic in the
+hands of Christian Scientists (a sort of sealing with his blood
+of the contemptuous disbelief in and dislike of doctors he had
+bitterly expressed in his books), the scathing and quite
+justifiable exposure of medical practice in the novel by Mr.
+Maarten Maartens entitled The New Religion: all these trouble the
+doctor very little, and are in any case well set off by the
+popularity of Sir Luke Fildes' famous picture, and by the
+verdicts in which juries from time to time express their
+conviction that the doctor can do no wrong. The real woes of the
+doctor are the shabby coat, the wolf at the door, the tyranny of
+ignorant patients, the work-day of 24 hours, and the uselessness
+of honestly prescribing what most of the patients really need:
+that is, not medicine, but money.
+
+
+THE PUBLIC DOCTOR
+
+What then is to be done?
+
+Fortunately we have not to begin absolutely from the beginning:
+we already have, in the Medical Officer of Health, a sort of
+doctor who is free from the worst hardships, and consequently
+from the worst vices, of the private practitioner. His position
+depends, not on the number of people who are ill, and whom he can
+keep ill, but on the number of people who are well. He is judged,
+as all doctors and treatments should be judged, by the vital
+statistics of his district. When the death rate goes up his
+credit goes down. As every increase in his salary depends on the
+issue of a public debate as to the health of the constituency
+under his charge, he has every inducement to strive towards the
+ideal of a clean bill of health. He has a safe, dignified,
+responsible, independent position based wholly on the public
+health; whereas the private practitioner has a precarious,
+shabby-genteel, irresponsible, servile position, based wholly on
+the prevalence of illness.
+
+It is true, there are grave scandals in the public medical
+service. The public doctor may be also a private practitioner
+eking out his earnings by giving a little time to public work for
+a mean payment. There are cases in which the position is one
+which no successful practitioner will accept, and where,
+therefore, incapables or drunkards get automatically selected for
+the post, faute de mieux; but even in these cases the doctor is
+less disastrous in his public capacity than in his private one:
+besides, the conditions which produce these bad cases are
+doomed, as the evil is now recognized and understood. A popular
+but unstable remedy is to enable local authorities, when they are
+too small to require the undivided time of such men as the
+Medical Officers of our great municipalities, to combine for
+public health purposes so that each may share the services of a
+highly paid official of the best class; but the right remedy is a
+larger area as the sanitary unit.
+
+
+MEDICAL ORGANIZATION
+
+Another advantage of public medical work is that it admits of
+organization, and consequently of the distribution of the work in
+such a manner as to avoid wasting the time of highly qualified
+experts on trivial jobs. The individualism of private practice
+leads to an appalling waste of time on trifles. Men whose
+dexterity as operators or almost divinatory skill in diagnosis
+are constantly needed for difficult cases, are poulticing
+whitlows, vaccinating, changing unimportant dressings,
+prescribing ether drams for ladies with timid leanings towards
+dipsomania, and generally wasting their time in the pursuit
+of private fees. In no other profession is the practitioner
+expected to do all the work involved in it from the first day of
+his professional career to the last as the doctor is. The judge
+passes sentence of death; but he is not expected to hang the
+criminal with his own hands, as he would be if the legal
+profession were as unorganized as the medical. The bishop is not
+expected to blow the organ or wash the baby he baptizes. The
+general is not asked to plan a campaign or conduct a battle at
+half-past twelve and to play the drum at half-past two. Even if
+they were, things would still not be as bad as in the medical
+profession; for in it not only is the first-class man set to do
+third-class work, but, what is much more terrifying, the third-
+class man is expected to do first-class work. Every general
+practitioner is supposed to be capable of the whole range of
+medical and surgical work at a moment's notice; and the country
+doctor, who has not a specialist nor a crack consultant at the
+end of his telephone, often has to tackle without hesitation
+cases which no sane practitioner in a town would take in hand
+without assistance. No doubt this develops the resourcefulness of
+the country doctor, and makes him a more capable man than his
+suburban colleague; but it cannot develop the second-class man
+into a first-class one. If the practice of law not only led to a
+judge having to hang, but the hangman to judge, or if in the army
+matters were so arranged that it would be possible for the
+drummer boy to be in command at Waterloo whilst the Duke of
+Wellington was playing the drum in Brussels, we should not be
+consoled by the reflection that our hangmen were thereby made a
+little more judicial-minded, and our drummers more responsible,
+than in foreign countries where the legal and military
+professions recognized the advantages of division of labor.
+
+Under such conditions no statistics as to the graduation of
+professional ability among doctors are available. Assuming that
+doctors are normal men and not magicians (and it is unfortunately
+very hard to persuade people to admit so much and thereby destroy
+the romance of doctoring) we may guess that the medical
+profession, like the other professions, consists of a small
+percentage of highly gifted persons at one end, and a small
+percentage of altogether disastrous duffers at the other. Between
+these extremes comes the main body of doctors (also, of course,
+with a weak and a strong end) who can be trusted to work under
+regulations with more or less aid from above according to the
+gravity of the case. Or, to put it in terms of the cases, there
+are cases that present no difficulties, and can be dealt with by
+a nurse or student at one end of the scale, and cases that
+require watching and handling by the very highest existing skill
+at the other; whilst between come the great mass of cases which
+need visits from the doctor of ordinary ability and from the
+chiefs of the profession in the proportion of, say, seven to
+none, seven to one, three to one, one to one, or, for a day or
+two, none to one. Such a service is organized at present only in
+hospitals; though in large towns the practice of calling in the
+consultant acts, to some extent, as a substitute for it. But in
+the latter case it is quite unregulated except by professional
+etiquet, which, as we have seen, has for its object, not the
+health of the patient or of the community at large, but the
+protection of the doctor's livelihood and the concealment of his
+errors. And as the consultant is an expensive luxury, he is a
+last resource rather, as he should be, than a matter of course,
+in all cases where the general practitioner is not equal to the
+occasion: a predicament in which a very capable man may find
+himself at any time through the cropping up of a case of which he
+has had no clinical experience.
+
+
+THE SOCIAL SOLUTION OF THE MEDICAL PROBLEM
+
+The social solution of the medical problem, then, depends on that
+large, slowly advancing, pettishly resisted integration of
+society called generally Socialism. Until the medical profession
+becomes a body of men trained and paid by the country to keep the
+country in health it will remain what it is at present: a
+conspiracy to exploit popular credulity and human suffering.
+Already our M.O.H.s (Medical Officers of Health) are in the new
+position: what is lacking is appreciation of the change, not only
+by the public but by the private doctors. For, as we have seen,
+when one of the first-rate posts becomes vacant in one of the
+great cities, and all the leading M.O.H.s compete for it, they
+must appeal to the good health of the cities of which they have
+been in charge, and not to the size of the incomes the local
+private doctors are making out of the ill-health of their
+patients. If a competitor can prove that he has utterly ruined
+every sort of medical private practice in a large city except
+obstetric practice and the surgery of accidents, his claims are
+irresistible; and this is the ideal at which every M.O.H. should
+aim. But the profession at large should none the less welcome him
+and set its house in order for the social change which will
+finally be its own salvation. For the M.O.H. as we know him is
+only the beginning of that army of Public Hygiene which will
+presently take the place in general interest and honor now
+occupied by our military and naval forces. It is silly that an
+Englishman should be more afraid of a German soldier than of a
+British disease germ, and should clamor for more barracks in the
+same newspapers that protest against more school clinics, and cry
+out that if the State fights disease for us it makes us paupers,
+though they never say that if the State fights the Germans for us
+it makes us cowards. Fortunately, when a habit of thought is
+silly it only needs steady treatment by ridicule from sensible
+and witty people to be put out of countenance and perish. Every
+year sees an increase in the number of persons employed in the
+Public Health Service, who would formerly have been mere
+adventurers in the Private Illness Service. To put it another
+way, a host of men and women who have now a strong incentive to
+be mischievous and even murderous rogues will have a much
+stronger, because a much honester, incentive to be not only good
+citizens but active benefactors to the community. And they will
+have no anxiety whatever about their incomes.
+
+
+THE FUTURE OF PRIVATE PRACTICE
+
+It must not be hastily concluded that this involves the
+extinction of the private practitioner. What it will really
+mean for him is release from his present degrading and
+scientifically corrupting slavery to his patients. As I have
+already shown the doctor who has to live by pleasing his patients
+in competition with everybody who has walked the hospitals,
+scraped through the examinations, and bought a brass plate, soon
+finds himself prescribing water to teetotallers and brandy or
+champagne jelly to drunkards; beefsteaks and stout in one house,
+and "uric acid free" vegetarian diet over the way; shut windows,
+big fires, and heavy overcoats to old Colonels, and open air and
+as much nakedness as is compatible with decency to young
+faddists, never once daring to say either "I don't know," or "I
+don't agree." For the strength of the doctor's, as of every other
+man's position when the evolution of social organization at last
+reaches his profession, will be that he will always have open to
+him the alternative of public employment when the private
+employer becomes too tyrannous. And let no one suppose that the
+words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact
+that they are employer and employee. No doubt doctors who are in
+great demand can be as high-handed and independent as employees
+are in all classes when a dearth in their labor market makes them
+indispensable; but the average doctor is not in this position: he
+is struggling for life in an overcrowded profession, and knows
+well that "a good bedside manner" will carry him to solvency
+through a morass of illness, whilst the least attempt at plain
+dealing with people who are eating too much, or drinking too
+much, or frowsting too much (to go no further in the list of
+intemperances that make up so much of family life) would soon
+land him in the Bankruptcy Court.
+
+Private practice, thus protected, would itself protect
+individuals, as far as such protection is possible, against the
+errors and superstitions of State medicine, which are at worst no
+worse than the errors and superstitions of private practice,
+being, indeed, all derived from it. Such monstrosities as
+vaccination are, as we have seen, founded, not on science, but on
+half-crowns. If the Vaccination Acts, instead of being wholly
+repealed as they are already half repealed, were strengthened by
+compelling every parent to have his child vaccinated by a public
+officer whose salary was completely independent of the number of
+vaccinations performed by him, and for whom there was plenty of
+alternative public health work waiting, vaccination would be dead
+in two years, as the vaccinator would not only not gain by it,
+but would lose credit through the depressing effects on the vital
+statistics of his district of the illness and deaths it causes,
+whilst it would take from him all the credit of that freedom from
+smallpox which is the result of good sanitary administration and
+vigilant prevention of infection. Such absurd panic scandals as
+that of the last London epidemic, where a fee of half-a-crown per
+re-vaccination produced raids on houses during the absence of
+parents, and the forcible seizure and re-vaccination of children
+left to answer the door, can be prevented simply by abolishing
+the half-crown and all similar follies, paying, not for this or
+that ceremony of witchcraft, but for immunity from disease, and
+paying, too, in a rational way. The officer with a fixed salary
+saves himself trouble by doing his business with the least
+possible interference with the private citizen. The man paid by
+the job loses money by not forcing his job on the public as often
+as possible without reference to its results.
+
+
+THE TECHNICAL PROBLEM
+
+As to any technical medical problem specially involved, there is
+none. If there were, I should not be competent to deal with it,
+as I am not a technical expert in medicine: I deal with the
+subject as an economist, a politician, and a citizen exercising
+my common sense. Everything that I have said applies equally to
+all the medical techniques, and will hold good whether public
+hygiene be based on the poetic fancies of Christian Science, the
+tribal superstitions of the druggist and the vivisector, or the
+best we can make of our real knowledge. But I may remind those
+who confusedly imagine that the medical problem is also the
+scientific problem, that all problems are finally scientific
+problems. The notion that therapeutics or hygiene or surgery is
+any more or less scientific than making or cleaning boots is
+entertained only by people to whom a man of science is still a
+magician who can cure diseases, transmute metals, and enable us
+to live for ever. It may still be necessary for some time to come
+to practise on popular credulity, popular love and dread of the
+marvellous, and popular idolatry, to induce the poor to comply
+with the sanitary regulations they are too ignorant to
+understand. As I have elsewhere confessed, I have myself been
+responsible for ridiculous incantations with burning sulphur,
+experimentally proved to be quite useless, because poor people
+are convinced, by the mystical air of the burning and the
+horrible smell, that it exorcises the demons of smallpox and
+scarlet fever and makes it safe for them to return to their
+houses. To assure them that the real secret is sunshine and soap
+is only to convince them that you do not care whether they live
+or die, and wish to save money at their expense. So you perform
+the incantation; and back they go to their houses, satisfied. A
+religious ceremony--a poetic blessing of the threshold, for
+instance--would be much better; but unfortunately our religion is
+weak on the sanitary side. One of the worst misfortunes of
+Christendom was that reaction against the voluptuous bathing of
+the imperial Romans which made dirty habits a part of Christian
+piety, and in some unlucky places (the Sandwich Islands for
+example) made the introduction of Christianity also the
+introduction of disease, because the formulators of the
+superseded native religion, like Mahomet, had been enlightened
+enough to introduce as religious duties such sanitary measures as
+ablution and the most careful and reverent treatment of
+everything cast off by the human body, even to nail clippings and
+hairs; and our missionaries thoughtlessly discredited this godly
+doctrine without supplying its place, which was promptly taken by
+laziness and neglect. If the priests of Ireland could only be
+persuaded to teach their flocks that it is a deadly insult to the
+Blessed Virgin to place her image in a cottage that is not kept
+up to that high standard of Sunday cleanliness to which all her
+worshippers must believe she is accustomed, and to represent her
+as being especially particular about stables because her son was
+born in one, they might do more in one year than all the Sanitary
+Inspectors in Ireland could do in twenty; and they could hardly
+doubt that Our Lady would be delighted. Perhaps they do nowadays;
+for Ireland is certainly a transfigured country since my youth as
+far as clean faces and pinafores can transfigure it. In England,
+where so many of the inhabitants are too gross to believe in
+poetic faiths, too respectable to tolerate the notion that the
+stable at Bethany was a common peasant farmer's stable instead of
+a first-rate racing one, and too savage to believe that anything
+can really cast out the devil of disease unless it be some
+terrifying hoodoo of tortures and stinks, the M.O.H. will no
+doubt for a long time to come have to preach to fools according
+to their folly, promising miracles, and threatening hideous
+personal consequences of neglect of by-laws and the like;
+therefore it will be important that every M.O.H. shall have, with
+his (or her) other qualifications, a sense of humor, lest (he or
+she) should come at last to believe all the nonsense that must
+needs be talked. But he must, in his capacity of an expert
+advising the authorities, keep the government itself free of
+superstition. If Italian peasants are so ignorant that the Church
+can get no hold of them except by miracles, why, miracles there
+must be. The blood of St. Januarius must liquefy whether the
+Saint is in the humor or not. To trick a heathen into being a
+dutiful Christian is no worse than to trick a whitewasher into
+trusting himself in a room where a smallpox patient has lain, by
+pretending to exorcise the disease with burning sulphur. But woe
+to the Church if in deceiving the peasant it also deceives
+itself; for then the Church is lost, and the peasant too, unless
+he revolt against it. Unless the Church works the pretended
+miracle painfully against the grain, and is continually urged by
+its dislike of the imposture to strive to make the peasant
+susceptible to the true reasons for behaving well, the Church
+will become an instrument of his corruption and an exploiter of
+his ignorance, and will find itself launched upon that
+persecution of scientific truth of which all priesthoods are
+accused and none with more justice than the scientific
+priesthood.
+
+And here we come to the danger that terrifies so many of us: the
+danger of having a hygienic orthodoxy imposed on us. But we must
+face that: in such crowded and poverty ridden civilizations as
+ours any orthodoxy is better than laisser-faire. If our
+population ever comes to consist exclusively of well-to-do,
+highly cultivated, and thoroughly instructed free persons in a
+position to take care of themselves, no doubt they will make
+short work of a good deal of official regulation that is now of
+life-and-death necessity to us; but under existing circumstances,
+I repeat, almost any sort of attention that democracy will
+stand is better than neglect. Attention and activity lead to
+mistakes as well as to successes; but a life spent in making
+mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life
+spent doing nothing. The one lesson that comes out of all our
+theorizing and experimenting is that there is only one really
+scientific progressive method; and that is the method of trial
+and error. If you come to that, what is laisser-faire but an
+orthodoxy? the most tyrannous and disastrous of all the
+orthodoxies, since it forbids you even to learn.
+
+
+THE LATEST THEORIES
+
+Medical theories are so much a matter of fashion, and the most
+fertile of them are modified so rapidly by medical practice and
+biological research, which are international activities, that the
+play which furnishes the pretext for this preface is already
+slightly outmoded, though I believe it may be taken as a faithful
+record for the year (1906) in which it was begun. I must not
+expose any professional man to ruin by connecting his name with
+the entire freedom of criticism which I, as a layman, enjoy; but
+it will be evident to all experts that my play could not have
+been written but for the work done by Sir Almroth Wright in the
+theory and practice of securing immunization from bacterial
+diseases by the inoculation of "vaccines" made of their own
+bacteria: a practice incorrectly called vaccinetherapy (there is
+nothing vaccine about it) apparently because it is what
+vaccination ought to be and is not. Until Sir Almroth Wright,
+following up one of Metchnikoff's most suggestive biological
+romances, discovered that the white corpuscles or phagocytes
+which attack and devour disease germs for us do their work only
+when we butter the disease germs appetizingly for them with a
+natural sauce which Sir Almroth named opsonin, and that our
+production of this condiment continually rises and falls
+rhythmically from negligibility to the highest efficiency, nobody
+had been able even to conjecture why the various serums that were
+from time to time introduced as having effected marvellous cures,
+presently made such direful havoc of some unfortunate patient
+that they had to be dropped hastily. The quantity of sturdy lying
+that was necessary to save the credit of inoculation in those
+days was prodigious; and had it not been for the devotion shown
+by the military authorities throughout Europe, who would order
+the entire disappearance of some disease from their armies, and
+bring it about by the simple plan of changing the name under
+which the cases were reported, or for our own Metropolitan
+Asylums Board, which carefully suppressed all the medical reports
+that revealed the sometimes quite appalling effects of epidemics
+of revaccination, there is no saying what popular reaction might
+not have taken place against the whole immunization movement in
+therapeutics.
+
+The situation was saved when Sir Almroth Wright pointed out that
+if you inoculated a patient with pathogenic germs at a moment
+when his powers of cooking them for consumption by the phagocytes
+was receding to its lowest point, you would certainly make him a
+good deal worse and perhaps kill him, whereas if you made
+precisely the same inoculation when the cooking power was rising
+to one of its periodical climaxes, you would stimulate it to
+still further exertions and produce just the opposite result. And
+he invented a technique for ascertaining in which phase the
+patient happened to be at any given moment. The dramatic
+possibilities of this discovery and invention will be found in my
+play. But it is one thing to invent a technique: it is quite
+another to persuade the medical profession to acquire it. Our
+general practitioners, I gather, simply declined to acquire it,
+being mostly unable to afford either the acquisition or the
+practice of it when acquired. Something simple, cheap, and ready
+at all times for all comers, is, as I have shown, the only thing
+that is economically possible in general practice, whatever may
+be the case in Sir Almroth's famous laboratory in St. Mary's
+Hospital. It would have become necessary to denounce opsonin in
+the trade papers as a fad and Sir Almroth as a dangerous man if
+his practice in the laboratory had not led him to the conclusion
+that the customary inoculations were very much too powerful, and
+that a comparatively infinitesimal dose would not precipitate a
+negative phase of cooking activity, and might induce a positive
+one. And thus it happens that the refusal of our general
+practitioners to acquire the new technique is no longer quite so
+dangerous in practice as it was when The Doctor's Dilemma was
+written: nay, that Sir Ralph Bloomfield Boningtons way of
+administering inoculations as if they were spoonfuls of squills
+may sometimes work fairly well. For all that, I find Sir Almroth
+Wright, on the 23rd May, 1910, warning the Royal Society of
+Medicine that "the clinician has not yet been prevailed upon to
+reconsider his position," which means that the general
+practitioner ("the doctor," as he is called in our homes) is
+going on just as he did before, and could not afford to learn or
+practice a new technique even if he had ever heard of it. To the
+patient who does not know about it he will say nothing. To the
+patient who does, he will ridicule it, and disparage Sir Almroth.
+What else can he do, except confess his ignorance and starve?
+
+But now please observe how "the whirligig of time brings its
+revenges." This latest discovery of the remedial virtue of a
+very, very tiny hair of the dog that bit you reminds us, not only
+of Arndt's law of protoplasmic reaction to stimuli, according to
+which weak and strong stimuli provoke opposite reactions, but of
+Hahnemann's homeopathy, which was founded on the fact alleged by
+Hahnemann that drugs which produce certain symptoms when taken in
+ordinary perceptible quantities, will, when taken in
+infinitesimally small quantities, provoke just the opposite
+symptoms; so that the drug that gives you a headache will also
+cure a headache if you take little enough of it. I have already
+explained that the savage opposition which homeopathy encountered
+from the medical profession was not a scientific opposition; for
+nobody seems to deny that some drugs act in the alleged manner.
+It was opposed simply because doctors and apothecaries lived by
+selling bottles and boxes of doctor's stuff to be taken in
+spoonfuls or in pellets as large as peas; and people would not
+pay as much for drops and globules no bigger than pins' heads.
+Nowadays, however, the more cultivated folk are beginning to be
+so suspicious of drugs, and the incorrigibly superstitious people
+so profusely supplied with patent medicines (the medical advice
+to take them being wrapped round the bottle and thrown in for
+nothing) that homeopathy has become a way of rehabilitating the
+trade of prescription compounding, and is consequently coming
+into professional credit. At which point the theory of opsonins
+comes very opportunely to shake hands with it.
+
+Add to the newly triumphant homeopathist and the opsonist that
+other remarkable innovator, the Swedish masseur, who does not
+theorize about you, but probes you all over with his powerful
+thumbs until he finds out your sore spots and rubs them away,
+besides cheating you into a little wholesome exercise; and you
+have nearly everything in medical practice to-day that is not
+flat witchcraft or pure commercial exploitation of human
+credulity and fear of death. Add to them a good deal of
+vegetarian and teetotal controversy raging round a clamor for
+scientific eating and drinking, and resulting in little so far
+except calling digestion Metabolism and dividing the public
+between the eminent doctor who tells us that we do not eat enough
+fish, and his equally eminent colleague who warns us that a fish
+diet must end in leprosy, and you have all that opposes with any
+sort of countenance the rise of Christian Science with its
+cathedrals and congregations and zealots and miracles and cures:
+all very silly, no doubt, but sane and sensible, poetic and
+hopeful, compared to the pseudo science of the commercial general
+practitioner, who foolishly clamors for the prosecution and even
+the execution of the Christian Scientists when their patients
+die, forgetting the long death roll of his own patients.
+
+By the time this preface is in print the kaleidoscope may have
+had another shake; and opsonin may have gone the way of
+phlogiston at the hands of its own restless discoverer. I will
+not say that Hahnemann may have gone the way of Diafoirus; for
+Diafoirus we have always with us. But we shall still pick up all
+our knowledge in pursuit of some Will o' the Wisp or other. What
+is called science has always pursued the Elixir of Life and the
+Philosopher's Stone, and is just as busy after them to-day as
+ever it was in the days of Paracelsus. We call them by different
+names: Immunization or Radiology or what not; but the dreams
+which lure us into the adventures from which we learn are always
+at bottom the same. Science becomes dangerous only when it
+imagines that it has reached its goal. What is wrong with priests
+and popes is that instead of being apostles and saints, they are
+nothing but empirics who say "I know" instead of "I am learning,"
+and pray for credulity and inertia as wise men pray for
+scepticism and activity. Such abominations as the Inquisition and
+the Vaccination Acts are possible only in the famine years of the
+soul, when the great vital dogmas of honor, liberty, courage, the
+kinship of all life, faith that the unknown is greater than the
+known and is only the As Yet Unknown, and resolution to find a
+manly highway to it, have been forgotten in a paroxysm of
+littleness and terror in which nothing is active except
+concupiscence and the fear of death, playing on which any trader
+can filch a fortune, any blackguard gratify his cruelty, and any
+tyrant make us his slaves.
+
+Lest this should seem too rhetorical a conclusion for our
+professional men of science, who are mostly trained not to
+believe anything unless it is worded in the jargon of those
+writers who, because they never really understand what they are
+trying to say, cannot find familiar words for it, and are
+therefore compelled to invent a new language of nonsense for
+every book they write, let me sum up my conclusions as dryly as
+is consistent with accurate thought and live conviction.
+
+1. Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor
+employer or a poor landlord.
+
+2. Of all the anti-social vested interests the worst is the
+vested interest in ill-health.
+
+3. Remember that an illness is a misdemeanor; and treat the
+doctor as an accessory unless he notifies every case to the
+Public Health authority.
+
+4. Treat every death as a possible and under our present system a
+probable murder, by making it the subject of a reasonably
+conducted inquest; and execute the doctor, if necessary, as a
+doctor, by striking him off the register.
+
+5. Make up your mind how many doctors the community needs to keep
+it well. Do not register more or less than this number; and
+let registration constitute the doctor a civil servant with a
+dignified living wage paid out of public funds.
+
+6. Municipalize Harley Street.
+
+7. Treat the private operator exactly as you would treat a
+private executioner.
+
+8. Treat persons who profess to be able to cure disease as you
+ treat fortune tellers.
+
+9. Keep the public carefully informed, by special statistics and
+announcements of individual cases, of all illnesses of doctors
+or in their families.
+
+10. Make it compulsory for a doctor using a brass plate to have
+inscribed on it, in addition to the letters indicating his
+qualifications, the words "Remember that I too am mortal."
+
+11. In legislation and social organization, proceed on the
+principle that invalids, meaning persons who cannot keep
+themselves alive by their own activities, cannot, beyond
+reason, expect to be kept alive by the activity of others.
+There is a point at which the most energetic policeman or
+doctor, when called upon to deal with an apparently drowned
+person, gives up artificial respiration, although it is never
+possible to declare with certainty, at any point short of
+decomposition, that another five minutes of the exercise would
+not effect resuscitation. The theory that every individual
+alive is of infinite value is legislatively impracticable. No
+doubt the higher the life we secure to the individual by wise
+social organization, the greater his value is to the
+community, and the more pains we shall take to pull him
+through any temporary danger or disablement. But the man who
+costs more than he is worth is doomed by sound hygiene as
+inexorably as by sound economics.
+
+12. Do not try to live for ever. You will not succeed.
+
+13. Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is
+what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; and do not
+outlive yourself.
+
+14. Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up.
+This means that your mother must have a good doctor. Be
+careful to go to a school where there is what they call a
+school clinic, where your nutrition and teeth and eyesight and
+other matters of importance to you will be attended to. Be
+particularly careful to have all this done at the expense of
+the nation, as otherwise it will not be done at all, the
+chances being about forty to one against your being able to
+pay for it directly yourself, even if you know how to set
+about it. Otherwise you will be what most people are at
+present: an unsound citizen of an unsound nation, without
+sense enough to be ashamed or unhappy about it.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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