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-Title: My Lady Peggy Goes to Town
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- MY LADY PEGGY
- GOES TO TOWN
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- _By_
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- FRANCES AYMAR MATHEWS
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- ILLUSTRATED BY HARRISON FISHER
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- GROSSET & DUNLAP
- PUBLISHERS : NEW YORK
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- _Copyright, 1901,
- By The Bowen-Merrill Company_
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- THE DECORATIONS DESIGNED BY VIRGINIA KEEP
- THE COVER DESIGNED BY FRANCIS HAZENPLUG
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-
- _Then Lady Peggy, laughing, humming such a gay _Frontispiece_
- snatch of a song, comes tripping down the
- stairs._
-
- _And Lady Peggy and her woman found themselves on _Page 40_
- the road to town._
-
- _“A touch, a hit!” cry all at once as a spurt of _Page 68_
- blood darts up the supposed Sir Robin’s blade._
-
- _Two watched her as she came in on Beau Brummell’s _Page 112_
- arm._
-
- _At the table sat Kennaston, inky-fingered, _Page 158_
- scribbling; eyes now rolling to the ceiling, now
- roving hither and yon._
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-
- _The instant that Lady Peggy felt herself in the
- highwayman’s saddle, she knew that her wrists
- had met their match._ _Page 186_
-
-
- _“I am Sir Robin McTart! Who, the devil, are
- you?”_ _Page 278_
-
-
- _“Ah, Peggy, my adored one,” says he, devouring
- her pale face with his happy eyes._ _Page 336_
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- ENVOI
-
- When gay postillions cracked their whips,
- And gallants gemmed their chat with quips;
- When patches nestled o’er sweet lips
- At choc’late times; and, ’twixt the sips,
- Fair Ladies gave their gossips tips;
- Then, in Levantine gown and brooch,
- My Lady Peggy took the coach,
- For London Town!
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-
-
-
-
- _In the which My Lady Peggy sends off her
- lover broken-hearted and promptly
- falls into a swoon._
-
-
-Kennaston Castle lies in Surrey. The Earl of Exham is master of the
-picturesque old pile and of the estate, and decidedly the slave of the
-very considerable number of debts which were up to His Lordship’s ears
-when he came of age, some four and fifty years ago, and by this time
-have reached almost to the crown of his head. He is also father to his
-son and heir, Kennaston of Kennaston, and to the heir’s tall twin, My
-Lady Peggy.
-
-My Lady Peggy at this particular moment sits a-swinging on the top
-branch of a plum tree at the foot of the kitchen garden whence she
-commands a tolerable view of the highway.
-
-“Impertinent sun!” cries Peggy, shading her handsome eyes with her hand
-as she stares off along the dusty road. “How is’t you dare shine when
-there’s no fine gentleman a-comin’ from the east; no gallant with
-disheveled locks, powdered shoulders, disordered mien, distracted looks,
-spurs a-digging into his beast, lips apart, heart beating like spent
-rabbit’s, and ‘Peggy, lovely Peggy,’ the clapper to his eager tongue at
-every jolt of his saddle, every rut of his way? Go cloud yourself, I
-say! since Sir Percy tarries. I’d have the skies weep, even if I can’t.”
-A peal of merriest laughter concludes this sally, and an apronful of
-plums comes tumbling down all over the other young woman who stands
-under the tree in waiting on her mistress.
-
-“Is His Lordship not yet in sight, My Lady?” asks this one.
-
-“Nay! that is not he, Chockey, and whisk me! but when His Lordship does
-come, he’ll find a very sorry entertainment. I swear, as dad says, I’ll
-not see him when he does appear, that will not I. Nay, shake not your
-head, girl. Is’t not true that Lady Peggy had once a lover?”
-
-“’Twere truer say a dozen of that sort of gentry, Madam,” replies the
-buxom Chockey, as she sorts the plums, the best in her bonnet, the flaws
-over the wall where the chickens and hens cackle to the refuse.
-
-“Well, well, twenty if you like! but one more favored than the rest? the
-properest sort of man at saddle, gun, line, wrestle, toast, song, or
-dance? honest, straightforward, beautiful, as dad says the angels are he
-saw painted on the walls at Rome. Speak I truth, eh, Chockey?”
-
-“Madam, that you do.”
-
-“And this paragon so worshiped his Peggy as, when she went off a-three
-months since to visit her godmother in Kent, he vowed by all the saints
-in the calendar he’d scarce survive until her return. False or true, eh,
-Chockey?”
-
-My Lady Peggy punctuated this query by an accurate aim and hit, on the
-top of her waiting woman’s head, with an especially large plum.
-
-“True, Madam,” dodging the fruit, and still with an eye on the road.
-
-“And then, back comes My Lady Peggy, cutting short her stay in Kent,
-where she had much pleasure, to tell the truth, in the society of a very
-fine young nobleman.”
-
-“Lawk, Madam! another?” interrupted the faithful Chockey.
-
-“Another, Chock,” vouchsafes her mistress. “Sweet, sweet Sir Robin
-McTart!”
-
-“Oh, My Lady!” cries the girl, vainly endeavoring to conceal a smile.
-
-“Aye, Chock,” proceeds Peggy, “I say again, a sweet and most entrapping
-young man.”
-
-“Madam, a squint eye, a wry nose, an underlip that hangs, a pair of
-fox-teeth, and a chin that’s gone a-huntin’ for his throat!”
-
-“Tut, tut! Chock,” laughs Lady Peggy, leaning back in her leafy bower,
-“what’s all that to a nimble wit, a galloping conversation, and a
-faithful heart?” Lady Peggy’s tone is as light as the May breeze blowing
-her soft locks about her lovely blooming face, full of mockery,
-witchery,—and then a bit of a sigh, low as flowers’ whispers, and up
-with her drooped head higher than before, as in the half mannish tone
-her twinship and long play-fellowship with her brother have given her,
-she adds curtly—
-
-“D’ye see aught coming yet, Chock?”
-
-“No, My Lady, not yet,” answers the girl ruefully.
-
-Peggy bites her lips until they hurt.
-
-“As I was a-sayin’, Chock, your mistress cuts short her visit, sends
-word to her lover she’ll be home o’-Thursday, and, as I live! to-day’s
-the Monday after, and him still on the way! See him!” Peggy’s white
-teeth close tight, and her eyes flash, and her little hands clench. “Not
-I! Let him come now an’ he goes again faster than he ever traveled. The
-vain coxcomb! the deceitful, cozening, graceless poppet! He’ll ne’er set
-eyes on her he used to call his Peg again, or I die for’t.” And Peggy
-jumped to the ground.
-
-“Madam! Madam!” exclaims Chockey, pointing joyfully to a cloud of dust
-far up the highway. “Look! Yonder comes Sir Percy! Don’t I know? Ain’t I
-watched his long roan any day this twelve month a-turnin’ by the lodge?”
-
-Lady Peggy seizes Chockey’s arm, and runs breathless to the house; in,
-a-scrambling up the broad stairs to her chamber; a-pulling out of
-drawers from their chests; a-hunting of ribbons and fallals, combs,
-brushes, kerchiefs, perfumes, patches, powder, whatever else besides!
-
-“Hurry, Chock, do my hair as he likes it!” urges Lady Peggy.
-
-“Lawk, Madam! I thought you swore just now you’d never set eyes on Sir
-Percy again?”
-
-“You thought! Bless you, Chock, never be a-wastin’ your time a-thinking
-where a woman’s concerned. When her heart steps up and lays hold the
-reins, the steed gallops to the goal; she’s always time to think after
-she’s acted.”
-
-“Yes, Madam,” concurs Chockey, with a mental reservation back of her
-mouthful of pins. “There, My Lady, Your Ladyship’s hair is lovely; your
-Levantine gown becomes you like a pheasant do its plumage, and your eyes
-is a-shinin’ with love and—”
-
-“Tut, girl! It’s anger, wrath, temper,—so!” Peggy marches up and down
-before the mirror, tossing her lovely head. “Thus attired, Chock, a lady
-can flout, deride, harass, and madden one of the opposite sex, as can
-she not do in cotton frock and fruit-stained apron. Give me my comfit
-box, I pray. Tell me how long Sir Percy now hath been cooling his heels
-in the drawing-room?”
-
-“But little lacking the hour, Madam.”
-
-“Good! I’d keep him there until Thursday, an I could. Now go tell him
-I’ll be with him presently.”
-
-Chockey went.
-
-Lady Peggy stood at the door ajar; she heard the impatient footsteps of
-her lover below, but yet she tarried, tapping her high red heel on the
-sill.
-
-“Lud!” cried she, “an I show no proper spirit, Percy’s uncle’ll have the
-right of it when he says of one he’s never seen yet, ‘She’s a-hunting
-your bank-notes, boy! She’s heiress to debts, Sir, and by my life, Sir!
-I’ll never father-in-law her, so long as I’m above the sod, Sir!’
-Despicable old wretch! as if ’twere not Percy I adored, without a care
-if he have a farthing to his fortune, or a roof to his head!”
-
-And then Chockey, her palm warm with a sovereign, came with a rush.
-
-“My Lady!” cries she, “’f you could see Sir Percy! White as milk,
-tremblin’, shakin’, chatterin’, a-begging and a-praying as you’ll
-condescend to go to him inside of another hour!”
-
-“White, said you Chock?”
-
-The girl nods vehemently.
-
-“Shaking?”
-
-“Aye, Madam.”
-
-“Like to faint, think you?”
-
-“Like to die, My Lady!”
-
-Then Lady Peggy, laughing, humming such a gay snatch of a song, comes
-tripping down the stairs, pulling out her petticoats, stopping her
-lover’s outstretched arms of eagerness with such a splendid curtsy as
-any Court lady might have envied.
-
-Still laughing.—“Lud! Sir Percy! is’t you?” amazed.
-
-“Aye!” returns he, more amazed than she, and standing off with dropped
-arms. “Whom did you think it was?”
-
-“Another. My woman’s stupid, and when she described the gallant that she
-did, it matched a different sort of him than you, methinks. However,
-let’s be civil; the crops are good, the game likely to be, later; the
-King in health,—prithee have a chair.” And Peggy swept a second curtsy,
-motioning toward a seat.
-
-“Peggy! Sweet lips! Joy of my soul, what’s it? Not one warm word for him
-who only lives for thee? Who’s counted every hour since he parted from
-you, eh?” The young man draws nearer to her, and bends upon his knee,
-venturing, as he does so, to take her hand in his.
-
-“Since you spent your time a-counting the hours, Sir, pray you, how many
-hours have passed since in this same room we parted, now three months,
-three weeks, and a few days since?”
-
-Sir Percy sprang to his feet.
-
-“Zounds! Peggy, and you flout me so?”
-
-“Zounds! Sir Percy, did not I write you—and very well you know writing’s
-not my forte,—that I’d be home o’-Thursday?”
-
-“Aye, but I never got it until this morning; then did I put spurs and
-leave my uncle in the lurch to fly to you.”
-
-“What, Sir! not get my letter? An idle, silly, and foolish excuse. I
-sent it by Bickers, and trustier man ne’er breathed. He vowed me he’d
-put it in your hands.”
-
-“Peggy, believe whichever of the two you like; but, in mercy tell me!
-What kept you so long away? I’ve heard rumors of another. Eh, Peg, ’tis
-not true, swear me ’tis not true? Oh, by the hue of my visage must you
-know what jealous pangs have racked me!”
-
-Lady Peggy nods her head maliciously.
-
-“Jealous pangs, forsooth! and you thought to medicine them, I dare be
-sworn, with vaulting the country over in the wake of Lady Diana Weston,
-the greatest heiress in the market! Bah, Sir, and you’ve heard rumors!
-I’ll match ’em. I’ve seen the minx from afar. She is handsome, Sir; your
-taste does you credit.”
-
-“Peg, I swear ’twas but to please my uncle!” cries Sir Percy.
-
-“Aye, and so displease me!”
-
-“Nay, you know too well that I’ll never do that of my will; but my
-uncle, as I’ve told you, must be coaxed, and then when once I gain his
-consent to seeing you, our battle’s won. To see thee, Peg ’s to worship
-thee! Lord Gower’ll kneel when he beholds thee!”
-
-“Our me no ours, Sir!” returned Peggy. “Let’s here and now make an end
-on’t all. You go pound the roads after your new mistress with her acres
-and notes, and I—”
-
-“Well, you what?” asks the young man impetuously and yet with a certain
-grave dignity.
-
-“Oh, I’ll acquit myself to a certainty with one that’s faithful as the
-sun, and gallant from his head to his heels.”
-
-“What’s his name?” inquires Sir Percy in a hard, strained voice. “If
-he’s a better man, Peg, and you can say you love him—God keep me!”
-
-“His name’s a very honorable and ancient one, he’s Sir Robin McTart,
-twenty-third Baronet!”
-
-“Peggy!”
-
-If a thunderbolt had fallen betwixt Peggy’s red shoes and his brown
-ones, Percy could not have been more astounded.
-
-“Well, Sir?” returns she, scarce controlling the twitching of her lips.
-
-“A milk-sop, molly-coddle! Oh Peggy, an you drop me, take a better man!
-Peg, you’re a-joking. Not that bumpkin! I’ve never seen him, but report
-has it he’s afeard if one of his own dogs looks him in the eye and
-bays!”
-
-“Sir Percy, have you finished?” inquires Peggy with dignity.
-
-“No, have I not! By my soul, Peg, an you pitch me to hell for that
-jackanapes, I’ll go to hell as fast as wine and dice, and cards and
-brawls, and usurers, and all that sort of crew can carry me! I’ll up to
-London, and one morning when your brother sends you word he’s found me
-with a rapier stuck in my throat, my pockets empty, and ‘Peggy’ writ on
-the scrap o’ paper a-lying over my heart, then you’ll believe Percy
-loved you!”
-
-“Lud, Sir! Men are apt at such chatter, and a fortnight after, the
-vicar’s a-publishing their banns with the other lady!”
-
-“Peg!” He takes her kerchief end, as it droops away from her pretty long
-throat, in his fingers; he looks down deep into her eyes; his voice
-shakes, so does his hand.
-
-“Whatever betides, my bonny sweetheart, there’s only one that’ll ever
-have banns read with me, and that’s—” He takes her by surprise and by
-the shoulders, and squares her to the mirror in its niche.
-
-“Farewell, Peg—since you send me, it’s the devil and dice, for by the
-Lord! I can’t live a quiet life lacking your smiles.”
-
-In two minutes more Chockey, from the upper window, saw the long roan
-flying away from Kennaston faster than she ever galloped to it; and went
-down to find her young mistress a-lying prone in a fine wrinkled heap of
-silken gown, lace frills and furbelows, on the threadbare carpet of the
-big drawing-room.
-
-To rush across the wide hall to the dining-room, seize a game-knife,
-back again; cut her mistress’s stays; pour a glass of cider down Lady
-Peggy’s throat, willy-nilly; clap her palms; pound her back; set her on
-her feet; and half carry her to her chamber, occupied not many minutes
-for stout Chockey.
-
-“Lawk, My Lady,” said she, surveying the prostrate form on the couch,
-arms a-kimbo, eyes saucer-wide, “who’d ever have thought to see your
-haughty Ladyship so mauled for the sake of any gentleman as lives!”
-
-Lady Peggy lay still, but presently, from the depths of the pillows she
-spoke.
-
-“I ain’t mauled, Chock, not I!” Her Ladyship now sat up and stared
-around the big room. “It’s only for sorrow for havin’ had to disappoint
-Sir Percy, on account of dear Sir Robin.”
-
-“Oh!” ejaculates the worthy Chockey in a tone of undisguised and
-sarcastic disbelief.
-
-“Chockey!” exclaimed her mistress in the tone of a drill sergeant, now
-rising to her feet.
-
-“Lawk! My Lady, I didn’t mean nothin’.”
-
-“Chockey,” echoes Lady Peggy faintly, sinking to her knees, “whatever’ll
-I do? Oh Chock! Chock! and Sir Percy just the centre of my heart, and me
-to behave to him like a brute! Out of my sight, away with you! There’s
-the first bell a-ringin’ for dinner. Say to daddy I’m too deep in my
-hand-writin’ lessons to eat to-day! Say to him I’m gone out to break the
-new colt and not got back. Say to him I’m gone to the devil!”
-
-And Lady Peggy fell a-weeping with such violence as Chockey had never
-seen; and, being a wise damsel, she left her mistress alone and went
-down to soothe the gouty Earl, tied to his chair, as best she could for
-the absence of his daughter Peg from dinner.
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-
- II
-
- _In the which Her Ladyship wheedles her
- noble father and makes up her mind._
-
-
-The Earl forsooth was a testy gentleman, and his girl was his plague and
-his pride; on her, rather than on his heir, the old man’s fancy was set,
-for the reason that Kennaston, disclaiming all the country sports, the
-half wild outdoor life, the lusty joys and racing bumps and cups that
-had been vastly helpful in reducing the little his parent had started
-his career with, had elected instead to try his luck at that most
-inscrutable, vile trade of scribbling!
-
-Peg’s twin, her fellow in height and build, which made a slender youth
-of him indeed, had gone up to London quill-armed, ink-fingered,
-brain-possessed with rhymes; empty-pursed, determined to carve with such
-unlikely weapons as that apt bird, the goose, furnishes, a fame and
-fortune for himself, that should dazzle the world and recoup the
-fortunes of his well-nigh fallen house.
-
-While the Earl jeered, Peg, herself scarce able to spell a two-syllabled
-word, looked up to her brother as nothing short of whatever stood in her
-mind for Shakespeare; for, low be it spoke, the fair Peggy had small
-notion of books, their makers or their pleasurable usage. To her they
-represented waste time almost, and only as a means of communication with
-Kennaston did she, since his absence began, pore daily over a
-dictionary, a speller, and a copy-book.
-
-So sat she now, a couple of months after the parting betwixt her and Sir
-Percy; lips pursed, brows knit, goose-feather in finger, poring over a
-blank sheet of paper first, and from it turning to the closely-writ page
-of a letter from her twin.
-
-Chockey sat on a stool hard by,—they were both in the buttery, for Lady
-Peggy was apt with all the mysteries of housekeeping, and had as fine a
-churning, as big cheeses, as fat chickens, as nice eggs, as good hams as
-any other in the county,—had she not, the Earl, her father, had lacked
-something or all of his comfort. Chockey, then, sat working butter,
-squeezing all the white milky bubbles back and forth in the wooden bowl,
-and printing the pats in the trays, while her mistress sighed,
-swallowed, and at last burst forth in speech.
-
-“Chockey, I shall fall into a fit, an I’ve ever another letter to write
-in this world. The last I writ was for Sir Robin to introduce him to
-Lord Kennaston when he should go up to town—and belike, I forgot to give
-it to him as I promised and have it safe here. It took me a week to
-finish, and I’ve copied all the words out of it I can, yet do I lack
-thousands more, methinks, to say what I would to my brother. Lud!
-Learning’s a wonderful thing! Look at that, Chock!”
-
-Lady Peggy holds up the well covered pages of Kennaston’s letter before
-the eyes of the Abigail.
-
-“Aye, Madam,” giggles this one, “it has the air to me of where spiders
-has been a-fightin’! Now, for true, My Lady, do it say words as has a
-meanin’?”
-
-“Listen,” replies the mistress, reading off quite glibly, since ’tis the
-one hundredth time since she got it that she’s rehearsed the same to
-herself.
-
-
-“SWEET SISTER PEGGY: I’d have written before but that literature pays
-ill until a man hath contrived by preference and patronage, the rather
-than by his wits, to place himself at evens with the Great and the
-Distinguished. So far I find Fame’s hill hard in the Climbing, but do I
-not complain, for there’s that spirit reigning in my breast as bids me
-welcome Poverty, even Starvation, lead it but to the sometime
-recognition of my Talents. I take up my pen not to riddle your ears with
-plaints, but on another matter, which is Sir Percy.”
-
-Lady Peggy’s head droops a bit to match her voice, whilst Chockey’s
-bright little eyes sparkle, and she twists the yellow butter into heart
-shapes as she pricks her ears and sighs.
-
-“Sir Percy,” continues My Lady Peggy, reading, “as you know came up to
-town, now these seven weeks agone, straight as a die to my meagre
-chambers, where welcome was spelled, I can assure thee, all over the
-bare floor, barer board, and barer master thereof,—for of a truth I love
-him as should I the brother I had hoped he’d be! Peg, what’s this
-thou’st done to the lad? Thrown him, a gallant with as big a heart as
-God ever made, over into the Devil’s own mire, for sake of that little
-tow-haired sprat, Robin McTart! with his pate full of himself and none
-other,—so I’ve heard say, for never set I eyes upon the blackguard from
-Kent! Zounds! twin! What are ye women made of? And I write to say Percy,
-what with carousals and brawls, and drink and fights, and all night at
-the gaming-table, and all day God knows where, ’s fast a-throwing
-himself piecemeal into the grave he’s a-digging daily for your cruel
-sake. Could you but see him! A ghost! Wan, with eyes full of
-blood-spots, and hair unkempt! Madam, there’s love for you—and love’s
-what ladies like. Go match him, Sister, with McTart if you can, but twin
-me no more ever again an you and I wear black ribbons for Percy de
-Bohun!”
-
-
-Lady Peggy’s lip quivers; so does Chockey’s.
-
-“Lawk, My Lady!” cries the girl, splashing tears into the butter,
-reckless.
-
-“‘Black ribbons,’ Chock! ‘A ghost,’ Chock! ‘McTart,’ Chock! Lord ha’
-mercy! What’s to become o’ me?” Peggy’s tears smart her eyes as she
-flings the goose-quill over to a cheese on the shelf, where it sticks,
-and one day surprises the Vicar at his supper.
-
-“Get out of my sight!” she flings after it. “I can’t write! Who can
-write out her heart and soul, when it’s devilish hard even to speak it.
-Oh! Would I were my brother for one fine half-hour!” cries Peggy, rising
-and stamping up and down the stone floor of the buttery.
-
-“An’ if you were, Madam?” asks Chockey meekly, “what then?”
-
-“I’d swear! Yea, would I! Such a lot of splendid oaths as’d ease my mind
-and let me hear from my own lips what a fool’s part I’d played with my
-own—my adored Percy! Could I but see him! as Kennaston says.” Peggy in
-her progress now upsets a pan of cream, and has genuine pleasure in
-splashing it about over her slippers as she speaks.
-
-“But I! What am I? A girl! swaddled in petticoats and fallals; tethered
-to an apron, and a besom, and a harpsichord, and a needle,—yet can I
-snap a rapier, fire a pistol, jump a ditch, land a fish, for my brother
-taught me. Still it’s girl! girl! sit by the fire and spin! dawdle!
-dally!” The cream now spots up as far as Peggy’s chin and flecks its
-dimple.
-
-“Stop-at-home, nor stir-abroad! Smile, ogle!” each word emphasized with
-heel and toe.
-
-“And—” Lady Peggy now flops back into her chair, breathless, “wait on
-man’s will and whims,—that, Chock, ’s what ’tis to be a woman.”
-
-“Aye, ’tis,” assents the waiting woman. “But yet, My Lady, if I dared
-make bold, there’s summat Your Ladyship might do, an My Lady, Your
-Ladyship’s mother, came back home again from her visit to your uncle in
-York.”
-
-“Out with it!” says Peggy hopelessly, folding up her attempted letter
-and tucking it in her reticule.
-
-“Mayhap you could persuade, by much weeping and praying, falling into
-swoons and such like, that Her Ladyship would take you up to London!
-Once there, Sir Percy couldn’t keep his distance from you.”
-
-Peggy looks at Chockey as if she were a vision sent from on high; then,
-quickly succeeding derision curls her lip.
-
-“My Lady mother take a squealing chit like me up to town! Never! She’d
-say my manners weren’t fit, or my figger, or my wardrobe. Lud! Chock!
-Bethink thee, lass, of my gowns in London town! and me no more
-acquainted with the ways yonder, than our Brindle is with the family
-pew!”
-
-Lady Peggy walked out into the paddock, rubbed the cream from her
-slippers on the turf; caressed the ponies; munched the sweet cake she
-had in her apron-pocket, felt the keen sweet air blow over her hot
-forehead, and saw, dancing ever before her mind’s eye, that insidious
-sweet suggestion of “going up to London.”
-
-How did one go up to London?
-
-In the coach: aye to be sure; and the coach left the “Mermaid” in the
-village every Tuesday and Thursday at five in the morning. The coach!
-The splendid coach, a-swinging on its springs like a gigantic cradle;
-the postillions a-snapping their whips, the coachman a-cracking his long
-lash and a-shouting “All h’up for London!” and the ladies and
-gentlemen—well armed, these last, in dread of the highwaymen on the
-heath—all a-piling in and a-settling themselves; and the guards
-a-tooting their horns, the landlady and the boots and the maids and the
-hostlers all a-bowing and a-scraping and—off they go! for London
-town—where Percy was a-pining and a-dying for her, so her twin writ in
-his letter.
-
-Well, Lady Peggy went in, clapt on a fresh gown and shoes, and never was
-daughter more tender and patient with crabbed, gouty, crusty dad than
-she all through that lovely day. Playing backgammon; spelling out the
-newspaper; trouncing the cat when it jumped on His Lordship’s leg;
-blowing the fire; wheeling his chair from hither to yon; stroking the
-bald head; combing the white whiskers; and finally said she,
-
-“Daddy, London’s a very big sort of a place, now, isn’t it?”
-
-The Earl nods, coddling his leg into the slip of sunshine that’s walking
-westerly away from him.
-
-“My brother lodges, so he says, at the corner of Holywell Road and Lark
-Lane; tell me, dad, where should that be now?” Lady Peggy has a careless
-air, and flecks a buzzing fly out of His Lordship’s bowl of porridge.
-
-“Eh?” pursues she, “is’t for instance, in the city, or nigh London
-Bridge, or where the quality lives, or toward Southwark, or where?”
-
-“Rot me!” cries His Lordship, looking up at his daughter in surprise,
-“what’s my poppet got into her pretty head now, forsooth? Tut, tut,
-girl, what’s town to thee, or its bearings? hey? stick thy eye into thy
-churn an’ keep thy hand on the dasher,—’twere better’n all the shops in
-Piccadilly, or all the fops at Court.”
-
-“Slow, dad! I was only askin’ of my twin’s whereabouts. Shops and fops
-are not dizzyin’ your Peggy, you may swear; ’tis my brother, Sir, of
-whom I’d learn!”
-
-“’Twere better chase the scoundrel out’n my head, Peg, than hammer him
-in! A lad with every chance here in the county to raise his house, and
-make a good match with a nice plump girl, havin’ land joining his own;
-but no! Up and off to town to starve and scratch!”
-
-The Earl pommels the floor with his stick, causing the cat to leap into
-the air.
-
-“Let him die in want! Let him freeze, thirst, come to the gallows, say
-I! For such as leaves plenty to pursue want, gets no sympathy from me!”
-
-“He ain’t begged for’t yet, dad,” says Peggy very mildly. “All I was
-a-wonderin’ was this: When my brother took the coach at the Mermaid that
-mornin’ you mind? how far off the inn where he alighted was the lodgin’
-at the corner of Holywell Road and Lark Lane?—eh, dad? Surely”—and here
-Lady Peggy knelt and stroked his lordship’s gouty member, and her voice
-positively trembled, doubtless with excess of filial zeal and devotion.
-
-“Surely,” resumed she, “you, who were, I dare be sworn”—such arch eyes
-as Lady Peggy now made!—“a fine gallant not so many years ago, must
-remember that,—don’t you?”
-
-“Let’s see, let’s see,” responds His Lordship, rubbing his head. “They
-set ye down at the King’s Arms, nigh the Bridge, Southwark Bridge, yes;
-Well! Damme! I ought to know! Lark Lane? A devil of a hole; why, girl!
-it’s not a quarter hour’s trot from the inn, but it’s a beastly
-environment. Gad! that son of mine chooses pens, ink and writing-paper
-there, rather than—”
-
-“Lady Belinda here, weight fourteen stone; acres two thousand; guineas,
-countless; temper, amazin’; years, untold! ha! ha! ha! Oh, daddy!” Lady
-Peggy springs up and dances about a minute in most genuine gaiety, then
-she seizes her father’s head between her palms and hugs and kisses him
-with much grateful warmth; then flops down a-coddling of the gout again;
-laughing, giggling, pinching puss, and saying,—
-
-“Daddy, drop London! Care I no more for’t. Know I quite enough. Let’s
-chat of aught else in the world, until you fall a-napping, which will be
-soon now, guessing by the shadows.”
-
-’Twas very soon.
-
-Then Lady Peggy tiptoed off to her chamber; then she pulled the rope
-that rang in the kitchen, and presently Chockey came, chopper and bowl
-in hand, checkered apron over white one; for serving maids were scarce
-in Kennaston Hall, footmen there were none; butler there was when he was
-not doing t’other half his duty at the stables.
-
-“Come hither, Chockey,” says her mistress in a whisper, with a beckon.
-“Shut the door; go on with choppin’ your leeks and carrots, cook’ll want
-’em for the soup,—but listen, Chock; unlock your ears Jane Chockey, as
-never you did before in your life.”
-
-Chockey bobs as she chops, leaning against the headpost, for support of
-her occupation, and also of her curiosity.
-
-“You know my mother’s box, the small one that was re-covered last spring
-with the skin of the red calf that died natural? Bickers put it on with
-a gross of brass nails?”
-
-Chockey again bobs.
-
-“Put into it,” continues Lady Peggy, “a change of linen for yourself and
-me, two night-rails,” Chockey’s eyes dilate, “my gray taffeta gown with
-the flowered petticoat, my green hood and kerchief; powder, patch-box,
-lavender, musk, pins, needles; my red silken hose; your Sunday cap and
-sleeves”—Chockey’s chopper ceases to work, and the bed-post creaks. “All
-of which,” continues her mistress, “is but prelude to saying: ‘I’m going
-up to London by to-morrow’s coach, and I’m takin’ you with me!’”
-
-“Madam!” Down goes the bowl, leeks, carrots, chopper and all a-spilling
-over the floor.
-
-“Aye,” says Peggy calmly, “gather up thy mess, Chock, and to work with
-the duds. Lay out my Levantine gown, my blue kerchief, my black silk
-hose, my brown cloak; and, from my mother’s press, take the thick fall
-of Brussels lace and the brown bonnet it’s tied to, and bring ’em
-hither; put them under the bed beside thy trundle so’s my father’ll not
-see ’em when he stops to bid me good-night. Borrow cook’s hat she bought
-at the Fair when she was young, and her delaine veil for thyself; for,
-so appareled as not to be recognized, will you, dear Chock, and my Lady
-Peggy take the coach on April the twelfth. But, Chock, remember, mum’s
-the word, an you let your tongue wag to my undoing, but the thousandth
-part of a syllable, your mistress and you part company forever! Go.”
-
-Chockey picked up Lady Peggy’s waving hand between a pinch of her apron,
-lest her onion-smelling fingers should foul so dainty a morsel, kissed
-it, and off and obeyed, speechless from surprise and veneration, both.
-
-At night’s fall,—the Earl, somnolent again from fire’s warmth and the
-port he would take, despite the surgeon’s orders to the contrary,—Lady
-Peggy, Chockey in her wake, purse in hand, went scouting through the
-kitchen-garden, the paddocks, the cowyard to the stable where Bickers’s
-pipe shone in the gloaming like a fire-gem as he dodged and lurched
-after a refractory colt.
-
-Bickers, albeit sometimes the slave of beer, was all times Lady Peggy’s
-abject, and it took no effort nor persuasion to gain him to her will. He
-took his orders amiably,—they were to secure two places in the London
-mail for to-morrow morning, and strictly to hold his peace both now and
-forever about the whole concern.
-
-Peggy gave him the price of the seats and with wise Castle-mistress
-foresight, she showed Bickers a sovereign beside.
-
-“And Bickers,” said Lady Peggy, “considering that the devil walks abroad
-often in the Mermaid’s tap-room, I am told, I’ll keep the sovereign for
-you ’til you come back, lest he rob you of it, eh?”
-
-“Well, My Lady,” said Bickers; “a whole sovereign, My Lady, ain’t often
-seen out of the quality’s pockets, and the devil might think I’d stole
-it, My Lady, and try to get it from me. Keep it, My Lady, keep it!”
-
-With which the old man, having conquered the colt, set off for the
-village by a side-path all too well known to his tread. Presently by the
-spark in his pipe-bowl the two women saw that he had turned back; that,
-as he came close to them, he clapped his thumb over the glow, and,
-
-“My Lady Peggy,” mumbled he sheepishly.
-
-“Whatever is’t, Bickers?” cries his mistress in alarm.
-
-“Naught to fright ye, My Lady, only it’s been on my mind these many days
-to tell you as the letter you sent me with to Sir Percy de Bohun—”
-
-“Well, well?” Lady Peggy’s words came with a gasp, as the old man dead
-stops.
-
-“Go on Bickers, I say!” the mistress’s foot stamps with a thud on the
-damp earth.
-
-“Askin’ Your Ladyship’s parding, the devil caught me that time at the
-Kennaston Arms, My Lady, and he clawed that tight, My Lady, that I
-couldn’t stir, and—and—”
-
-Peggy now stooped, seized a billet of wood as big as her arm and gave
-Bickers a sound drub across his hands. The pipe fell in bits, the ash
-glowed; Bickers jumped, so did Chockey.
-
-“‘And, and’ what?” drubbed Peggy with a will. “Not so much as ha’ penny
-of the sovereign, unless you out with the whole truth!”
-
-“I will! I will!” cried the old man. “Sir Percy never got the letter, My
-Lady, until the very day I seen him on the long roan a-ridin’ for’s life
-away from the Castle yonder,” and Bickers jerked his thumb toward the
-house as he now made off.
-
-The devil did not catch Bickers that night; he earned his sovereign
-before the moon rose.
-
-As he sped, Lady Peggy took Chockey’s proffered arm.
-
-“You see, Chock, you see, how we that are born to wear petticoats are no
-better’n puppets! a-dancin’ and a-cryin’; or a-kneelin’ and a-weepin’,
-as it happens to suit the whim of what, Chock? Who, Chock? Tell me,
-Chock!” cries Lady Peggy excitedly.
-
-“Lawk, My Lady, that can I not!”
-
-“A man, Chock, a man! it’s a him that pulls the strings, girl, and all
-we’ve to do is to simper and jerk this way, that way. To think,” here
-Peggy’s voice falters, for they’ve gained the house and are clambering
-the back stairs in the dark. “To think that Bickers, Bickers! should ha’
-made me treat my worshiped Percy like a hog! Yes, Chockey, like a hog!
-even that name ain’t vile enough for me. But, oh, an I reach London in
-safety, and gain my brother’s chambers, and learn from him that ’tis for
-very love of me Sir Percy’s canterin’ to perdition, then, Chock, Lady
-Peggy’ll know how to spell paradise for him she’s riskin’ much to hear
-the truth about.”
-
-“But, My Lady,” ventures Chockey, who, notwithstanding the blissful
-prospect of seeing London, still had a practical eye toward the dangers
-that beset the path, both thereto, and once there.
-
-“But, My Lady, supposin’ we can’t find Lord Kennaston’s lodgin’s;
-supposin’ he’s away from home when we get there; or, a-havin’ a party,
-or ain’t got no place for us to sleep; or suppose—”
-
-“Suppose me no supposes, Chock!” Lady Peggy shakes out the Levantine
-gown from its wrinkles. “If London were the black pit, and an army of
-Satans a-sittin’ grinnin’ around the brim, still would I go and find out
-for myself if it’s for me he pines—or, if Lady Diana Weston is up in
-London too!” With which Her Ladyship gives the petticoat, she takes from
-its peg against the morrow, a somewhat emphatic, not to say malicious
-shake.
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-
-
- III
-
- _Wherein is recounted how Her Ladyship set
- forth, accompanied by her faithful
- woman, for London Town._
-
-
-Whoever knows the rare delights of an English dawn nowadays can figure
-for himself, to the letter, how ’twas when Lady Peggy and Chockey, after
-a make-haste toilet in the dark, slipped out into the sweetness that
-long-ago spring morning. The mists were rolling and creeping slowly back
-and over from the river-meadows; the brawl of the stream tinkled in
-their ears; the scents of the flower-garden next the court-yard of the
-Castle, came potently, lured by the flush that by now was tingeing all
-the pallid east with rose; the yellow moon hung low to her setting, and
-two stars for handmaidens still shone, of all her million troupe, at
-either side the disk; yonder, the steeple of the church pricked up to
-heaven; hither, the oaks, greening to their full leafage; there a brown
-rabbit scurried across the road; here the rooks hopped and ha-ha-ed to
-their fellows. Else, ’twas all a-hush with that recurring fond
-expectancy of hope, with which every day of every year so waits and
-wonders for “to-morrow” to be born.
-
-Lady Peggy took the lead, kirtle high upheld, shoes soon bedrabbled in
-the dust and dew. Chockey, bearing the newly-covered box in her stout
-arms, followed close at heel. Both women, veiled double, and being
-wholly unused to such matters, sighting the path much the worse for the
-covering; in fact Peggy stumbled along like some old crone, and yet
-laughed under her breath merrily back at floundering Chockey.
-
-“Hist! Chock, had I now but brought dad’s cane and snuff-box, I must
-sure be taken for some three-score dame come yawning out of bed before
-her hour, to overtake, mayhap, a recreant grandson! Zounds! as my twin’d
-say, were he here,” and hauling at the mischievous Brussels veil, down
-flopped Her Ladyship, on her knees betwixt two villainous ruts.
-
-“Oh, My Lady!” moaned the waiting-woman panting under cook’s delaine and
-the calf-skin box. “Lord ha’ mercy! an this be the way to London. I’d
-liefer be sittin’ in the kitchen chimney a-blessin’ my porridge and
-spoonin’ of’t, than this!” assisting her mistress to her feet.
-
-“Fie upon thee, Chock! Remember you’re waiting-woman now to a lady of
-fashion, to wit myself, and well used to journeys up to town in coaches
-every season! Lud!” Here Peggy stood in a puddle to take breath. “I
-wonder if we’ll ever pass muster at the inn; and yet I’m sure, landlord,
-or dame, or hostler’d never think o’ me.”
-
-“Haste, Madam,” returns Chockey, “for do not forget the coach starts at
-five on the stroke, and we’ve still the quarter-mile to go.”
-
-So on they went. My Lady Peggy unable to restrain, from time to time,
-however, the keen relishful overflow of her spirits. When one’s young
-and not ailing, a new day whips the blood and brain to such a pinnacle
-of unquestioning gladness as breaks bonds, be they never so weighty,
-and, pro tem., sweet few-years comrades him with the happiness of earth
-and air and sky.
-
-But once the curl of cheerful smoke from the “Mermaid” chimney full in
-view above the oak-tops, My Lady sobered much, and, clutching Chockey’s
-arm, both fell a-trembling; stood stock-still, and stared into each
-other’s eyes, as lace and wool would let.
-
-“Lady Peggy,” cries Chockey, “an it please Your Ladyship,” with
-tell-tale gasps of throat, “let’s go back home!”
-
-“Jane Chockey!” answered her mistress, only needing this spur to set her
-a-panting the more to her purpose, “we’ll go on.”
-
-And on they went. Peggy with a measured tread; Chockey plodding after.
-Into the inn-yard, where even now the great coach with its four bays
-waited the signal to start.
-
-The passengers were piling on; and, atop already, quipped a trio of
-college lads in beavers. There stood mine host and hostess, maids, men,
-boys, cooks, and scullions; tips were tossed, baggage packed in the
-boot; farewells spoken; candles held high, lashes cracked; prancing,
-pawing; a rattle, a door-bang, curtsies, bows,—
-
-“All h’up for the London mail!” shouted the coachman merrily.
-
-And Lady Peggy and her woman, neatly sandwiched between a fat, fussy
-dowager and a swearing, tearing old gentleman who together absorbed the
-most of the vehicle and all the attention of their fellow passengers,
-found themselves on the road to town.
-
-No one paid the least heed to them, save that, at the stops, the guard
-came civilly to ask Chockey if her mistress required any refreshment, to
-the which Chockey, well prepared, always answered “no”; since, to raise
-their veils might betray their identity. So ’twas in hunger, silence and
-oblivion that the momentous journey was taken.
-
-When they crossed the heath, the testy old gentleman did turn toward
-Peggy, thereby flattening her the more, and, pulling out a brace of
-pistols, said:
-
-“Have no fears, Madam, I’ve traveled this road these sixty years,
-probably you have yourself”—thus paying tribute to Peggy’s now trembling
-agitation, which he pleasantly mistook for age.
-
-“And the damned rascals, Madam, know better’n to attack the coach when
-I’m aboard. You’re not in fear?” now bending a pair of sharp old eyes on
-the Brussels lace.
-
-Lady Peggy, smothering her laughter, and recalling how often,
-half-a-score years ago, she’s sat on this old gentleman’s knee (he was a
-friend of her father’s), puts hand to ear, and nudges Chockey behind the
-broad back of the dowager.
-
-The old gentleman nods comprehendingly, turns square to Chockey, and
-says “deaf?”
-
-And Chockey, divided between terror and mirth, nods back again.
-
-Without other incident, the journey up to the great city is
-accomplished, and, by three in the afternoon, up pull the four horses
-before the door of the King’s Arms in the Strand, and Lady Peggy, and
-her woman, and her box, are set down in the yard, amid the din and
-bustle incident always to the arrival of travelers.
-
-[Illustration: And Lady Peggy and her woman...]
-
-Not much attention is bestowed on them. A couple of unpretending
-appearing women, evidently not persons of quality, as the meek little
-calf-skin box is their sole belonging; coming up to London too without
-even one man-servant,—bespeak but little consideration in the throng of
-ladies of fashion, gallants over their coffee, courtiers popping in for
-the news, sparks intent on ogling a pretty face or noting a trim ankle,
-that much o’er crowded the yard, ordinary and parlor of the King’s Arms.
-
-Just here once, for an instant, Lady Peggy’s brave heart failed her;
-most, when she espied at the door, just getting into her
-silken-curtained chair, a lady, so young and beautiful, so richly girt,
-so spick and span, with such wonderful patches and such snowy powdered
-locks, such sparkling eyes, such begemmed fingers glistening through her
-mitts,—and knew at once that Lady Diana Weston was indeed “in town”!
-
-She faltered a bit, indeed sank down on the box which Chockey had set in
-a corner of the yard, and, for a brief moment, both mistress and maid
-bedewed their masking falls with a few splashing tears.
-
-Then spoke Lady Peggy, rising and plucking up her spirits,—“Chock,” said
-she, “beckon me a boy from yonder group; inquire the path to the corner
-of Holywell Road and Lark Lane; order him shoulder the box and lead the
-way. Speak with a swagger, Chock; knock the drops out of your lashes
-with a laugh, girl! Let ’em think we’re old hands at the town and used
-to bein’ waited upon!” Lady Peggy straightened herself in her grimy
-shoes, and gave the Levantine a twitch which she hoped was quite the
-mode.
-
-Meantime Chockey did her mistress’s bidding, and in less time than it
-takes to set it down, the two were following the lad, in and out of such
-a net and mazework of streets and lanes as set their heads a-whirling;
-now they wheeled around this bend, now across that alley,—foul-smelling
-as a ditch or a dirty dog; anon up a broader way where knockers shone
-and chairs waited at the curb; then a cut down here, and at last this
-was Holywell Road and yonder the opening of Lark Lane.
-
-Well, to be sure, ’twas a sorry spot. As Lady Peggy paid the boy and
-stood on the step, she ruefully surveyed the environment; the
-wig-maker’s opposite, with a wig in the window, she half-laughingly
-noted, the very yellow counterpart of Sir Robin McTart’s round pate; a
-dingy chocolate-house at t’other end of the row of dark, timbered,
-nodding houses; and this one of the stretch, taller, grimier even than
-its forlorn neighbors, was where poor scribbling Kennaston hunted that
-jade called Fame!
-
-At double-knock, came hobbling the charwoman, loath to be disturbed at
-her twilight pipe, but brisking at sight of Lady Peggy’s now uncovered
-face and shilling between fingers.
-
-“Yes, indeed, here His Lordship lodged and ate; was His Lordship at
-’ome? Nay, that was he not! but surely might be before cock-crow
-to-morrow! His Lordship’s sister! Lawk! Would Her Ladyship and Her
-Ladyship’s woman condescend to come in and mount? What a beautiful
-surprise for ’is young Lordship when he did get ’ome to be sure! No, he
-’adn’t gone out alone, a gay spark, a gentleman of the first quality ’ad
-come, as often ’e did, and fetched h’off His Lordship with ’im, last
-night; ’is name? Was it Sir Robin McTart peradventure? No, no, that was
-a name she ’ad never ’eard! ’Twas no Duke nor Earl neither, but a—Sir,
-Sir—?”
-
-And as the old woman and Chockey, carrying the calf-skin box between
-them, reached the last landing and set their burden down in
-thankfulness, Lady Peggy, feeling the way, said:
-
-“Sir Percy de Bohun, perchance? Methinks my brother has a companion by
-some such title!”
-
-“Aye, that’s ’im! Ah, My Lady, as splendid a gentleman as ever sang ‘God
-save the King!’ free with ’is sovereigns, My Lady, as trees is with
-their nuts; and, to match ’im for oaths! there’s not that Prince o’ the
-blood as can swear so beautiful when ’e’s dead drunk. These is ‘is
-Lordship’s your brother’s chambers, My Lady!” throwing open the door and
-ushering Peggy and her servitor into as dingy, dirty, empty, sad, bare,
-and unkempt an appearing place as ever mortal and intrepid lady set two
-tired feet within.
-
-But Lady Peggy, for the nonce, was only eager on one point.
-
-“Drunk, say you, dame? and wherefore should so generous a young
-gentleman be a-gallopin‘ that silly road, eh?”
-
-“Lawk! Your Ladyship! ‘ow should I know? but His Lordship’s own
-gentleman, My Lady, what ‘olds ‘im up and steadies His Lordship in ‘is
-cups, do say”—the old charwoman, whisking the dust of ages from a wooden
-chair, sets it for Lady Peggy and bends to tidy the hearth and gather
-together the few shingles and faggots strewn about.
-
-“‘Say’ what?” urges Peggy, with eager eyes and a sixpence shining in her
-hand (another shilling’s more than she dare hazard of her slender
-store).
-
-“Do say, My Lady,—God bless Your Ladyship’s sweet face! as it’s h’all on
-account of a young lady!”
-
-Lady Peggy’s eyes sparkle and all at once the smoky room seems cheerful,
-and the tardy blaze in the fire-place glows and thaws her chilled bones
-and blood.
-
-“Ah?” she says, smiling.
-
-“Yes, My Lady, a splendid young lady of fashion, an heiress, a beauty,
-with half London a-danglin’ after ’er; and ’er that ’aughty, as if she
-was of the royal family, and ’im a-killin’ ’imself for ’er sake!”
-
-And back again slide Kennaston’s chambers into their original depravity
-of dirt and dreariness; and down goes the charwoman to her pipe; and
-Lady Peggy on the wooden chair, Chockey on the box, spread their fingers
-to the reluctant warmth and are silent; while the clock ticks on the
-mantel-shelf; while the slit of blue that peers in at the window, grays;
-while the noises that are all new to these two, come rasping, roaring,
-shouting up to them through the broken pane—the dizzying, multitudinous,
-incoherent surge of London town, as it first smites ears not yet wonted
-to its fascination or its meaning—merely lonely, forlorn, dispirited
-new-comers who have not yet learned the passion and the melody that lie
-hidden in its Babel.
-
-The waiting-woman is the first to move; with the homely excellent
-instincts of her class, she rises, and, after a slow glance around the
-place, falls “a-reddin’ of it up” as she mentally designated her
-attempt. She seized the stumpy broom from its corner and swept the
-floor, brushed the maze of cobwebs from ceiling and walls; beat the
-mats; wiped the stools and table, the broad window-sills and the
-shelves; shook out the dingy, ink-stained cloth; straightened the litter
-of books and papers, quills and horns; and finally went a-peering into
-the cupboards. A grimy coffee-pot and a well-matching kettle were fished
-out and rubbed; the kettle filled with water from the tubfull on the
-landing and straightway hung upon the crane; plates and cups and saucers
-and spoons brought forth; a paper of coffee, a jug of milk and a bottle
-of sugar discovered, and presently Chockey handed her mistress a cup of
-steaming mocha and modestly poured one for herself.
-
-“Oh, Chock!” cries Lady Peggy, setting down the empty cup. “What a fool
-was I to come! What am I, forsooth, in all this great desert but a grain
-of sand! And Percy, not,” Lady Peggy stamps her muddy red-heeled shoe
-fiercely, “a-dyin’ for me in the least! and my twin a-livin’ in such a
-hole! wherever does he sleep, Chock?” Surveying the barn-like apartment
-in disgust and dismay, her gaze finally arrested by a ladder slanting in
-the darkest corner and reaching up to an opening in the ceiling.
-
-“Up there, I dare be sworn! Lud! If this ’tis to be an author,” flouts
-Peggy, “God ha’ mercy on ’em! I tell you what, Chock. I’ll tarry a
-little, have a word with Kennaston; then we’ll back, girl, whence we
-came, quick; I’ll send word to Sir Robin McTart, and then let
-weddin’-bells ring as soon as ever he sees fit. No more o’ love for me,
-Chock. I’m done with it forever in this world; I’ll take marriage
-instead!”
-
-Chockey shakes her head ruefully as her mistress, more to emphasize her
-latest resolve than from any other motive, flings wide open the cracked
-doors of the clothes-press next the chimney-piece and gives a
-tempestuous shake-out to the garments a-hanging on the pegs.
-
-“Lud! look! Kennaston’s suit of gray velvets, not much the worse for
-wear! Small need has the poor lad for fine clothes, I warrant ye; most
-like a-keepin’ of ’em for pawn-shop use and bread and butter! Chock,
-unlock the box, and get out the waistcoat I broidered for my twin, at
-much expense of temper, against his birthday. So! Smooth it out! it’s
-brave, eh, Chock? Fit for Court, I should fancy, and, that’s right, the
-laced cravat! poor duck, I do misdoubt me, if he’s seen a frill on his
-wrist since quittin’ home! There!”
-
-Lady Peggy surveys the gifts she’s brought, as Chockey takes them out.
-
-“Lawk, Madam, ’twere better, were’t not, I bundle all Your Ladyship’s
-duds and mine up yonder against His Lordship’s comin’?”
-
-“Right, Chock! up with ’em, and I’ll steady the road while you climb!”
-Suiting action to word, as Chockey, bearing the calf-skin box,
-cautiously mounts the rickety ladder.
-
-“What’s it like, Chock?”
-
-“Nothin’ I ever seed afore, My Lady; dark, stuffy; a mattress
-a-sprawlin’ on the bare boards, and a pair of torn quilts, and a piller
-no bigger’n my fist, that’s all!”
-
-“Enough, Chock; you and I can sleep our one night in London there as
-soundly,” Lady Peggy’s proud lip quivers, “as I could on down or ’twixt
-my mother’s best lamb’s wool! Come down, Chock, by the fire; and list,
-to-morrow, at first crow, we’ll back to Kennaston. We’ll ’a’ been up to
-town, Chock! and, savin’ my twin, never will Lady Peggy look again on
-face of any man who now treads London street. I swear!”
-
-“Hark, Madam!”
-
-Chockey jumps from the ladder, eyes a-popping, while the hubbub in the
-street below cuts short her mistress’s valiant speech. Such a
-hullaballoo; such a shouting, echoing from one end of the precinct to
-t’other, as speeds mistress and maid both to the window, a-craning their
-necks far out; as sends the charwoman from her ingle-nook under ground,
-a-hobbling up the steep four flights.
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-
- IV
-
- _In the which is rehearsed how Her Ladyship
- did nimbly slip into man’s
- attire and estate._
-
-
-Through the fast gathering mist, through the smoke that’s London’s own,
-the two women leaning behold a gay company of gallants rounding the far
-corner, two hundred feet away; linked arms, swords a-touching, heels
-a-clattering; one voice high and young, uplifted in a lilt like this:
-Lady Peggy had heard that voice before.
-
- _In years to come when gallants sing,
- In praise of ladies fair,
- All will allow, I pledge you square,
- That brighter eyes n’er banished care,
- Than those that bade us do and dare,
- When George the Third was King!
- Let roof and rafter chime and ring,
- Let echo shout it back: we sing
- The merry days, My Lords and Sirs!
- When George the Third is King!_
-
-And at the chorus, a brave dozen more of pairs of lusty lungs to take it
-up and urge it on with flashing rapiers, knocking points, in the flare
-of the lights from the coffee-house at hand; and good twelve of plumed
-hats a-tossing in the air, and catch-again; and laughter loud and long,
-then dying down as that fresh sweet voice begins its second verse, and
-just so the old charwoman knocks hastily at the door, calling in Lady
-Peggy’s head and Chockey’s from the open.
-
-“’H’askin’ Your Ladyship’s parding,” says she, “but I thought it no
-more’n my duty to acquaint Your Ladyship, as can’t see from this ’eight,
-that Your Ladyship’s brother, Lord Kennaston’s a-comin’ ’ome, and
-a-bringin’ with ’im ’is comrades, among ’em, Sir Percy de Bohun, and
-mayhap ’er Ladyship’d like best,”—now addressing Chockey, as Lady Peggy
-paced the floor in a too-evident agitation—“like best,” continued the
-dame, “to ’ide ’erself, and h’if so, the noble gentlemen h’all of ’em,
-I’m thinkin’, bein’ summat raised with wine, my ’umble bit of a place
-h’is h’at Her Ladyship’s service for the night or as long as Her
-Ladyship sees fit, for I am this minute sent for to go down into the
-country immediate, where, God help us all! my tenth daughter what’s
-married to her second husband lies at death’s door!”
-
-And all the while the old charwoman is speaking between her bits of
-broken teeth, Peggy hears that other voice uplifted, ringing, gay, glad,
-care-free, as it seems to her strained ears, up and down the darkening
-little street, tapping at the window-panes, tapping at her heart-strings
-and stretching them to such a tension of anger, outraged pride, and
-wounded affection as never Lady suffered before.
-
-She thanks the old woman and hastily dismisses her; then facing about
-from the window whence she has been able to descry the merry group
-making a rush into the coffee-house, Her Ladyship, seized by a sudden
-mad impulse, says to her woman:
-
-“Chock, take my purse, tumble as fast as your two legs can carry you
-down, out, across to the wigmaker’s we laughed at when we came in, buy
-me the yellow wig, Chock, that adorns the front, an’ come not back
-without it, an you love me, Chock; wheedle, coax, promise more’n there
-is here,” sticking the purse in the astounded woman’s hand, “but get me
-the wig that is the very double of dear Sir Robin’s own sweet pate!” She
-pushes Chockey out on the landing with an impetus that sends her well on
-her errand, and then, shutting and buttoning the door, Lady Peggy gets
-herself out of her furbelows and petticoats, her stays, her bodice, her
-collar, brooch, kerchief, pocket, hoop and hair pins, and into her
-brother’s suit of grays, the new waistcoat and cravat she’s brought him
-for a gift; she tips the coffee-pot and washes her face and pretty
-throat and hands in the brown liquid; she plaits her long hair and winds
-it close and tight about her head; she buckles on Kennaston’s
-Court-rapier, she fetches his gray plumed hat with its paste buckle from
-the press; she ogles herself in the six-inch mirror; she swaggers,
-swings, struts; and, says she, dipping her finger in the soot of the old
-chimney and marking out two black beetling brows over her own slender
-ones,—
-
-“An I know not how to play at being Sir Robin, Lady Peggy’s chosen
-sweetheart, boldly and with a loud voice; know not how to swear and
-prance and pick a pretty quarrel, crying ‘Match me your Lady Diana with
-my Lady Peggy!’ then never did I dozen times for sport don my twin’s
-breeches and coat and masquerade at being that sweet creature,—a man!
-Ha! I have it all at fingers’ ends!” cries Peggy, fumbling in her
-discarded pocket. “Here’s the very letter I writ for Sir Robin to take
-and present to my brother. ’Twill stand me in good stead to-night that I
-forgot to give it to him. If Chockey but succeed in cajoling the man out
-of his wig, an’ if the gallants come not ere I can fit it to my
-head!”—opening the door impetuously almost to bump against the returning
-Chockey’s nose.
-
-“Thou hast it! Oh Chock! ’Tis I! be not afraid. Come in; adjust it to my
-poll,—so! Lose not a moment; pick up my petticoats, leave not a scrap
-that bespeaks a woman; there! You’re dropping a hair-pin; now, up with
-ye to the loft! an’ no matter if rats nibble your toes, Chock, or mice
-come play bo-peep with your eye-winkers, or spiders weave across your
-mouth, an you stir, cry out, move an inch to the creaking of a board,
-I’ll leave you here your lone self to shift as best you may! Up girl!”
-touching the speechless Chockey with the rapier-tip urgingly, “and ’tis
-Sir Robin McTart that bids you!”
-
-The obedient and trembling waiting-woman was not much sooner out of
-sight in the loft, than again the voice echoed up to where Lady Peggy
-stood in the gruesome ambush of the landing, well back in the darkest
-corner behind a pile of boards and débris, bricks and dust, and
-what-not-else tumbled there from the chimney during the last and many
-previous storms.
-
-Nearer came the song, then the chorus, broken now with more of chat and
-laughter; the footsteps sound upon the street, the house-door opens,
-slams, and up they troop, stumbling in the blackness but knowing well
-the way, it seems; merry, jocund, up, up, with the refrain of the song
-still lingering amid their talk in snatches, until they gain the top.
-
-“Are we then indeed at your door, Kennaston?” cries the first to reach,
-as he feels at the latch.
-
-“Split me, Escombe, you’re there if you can go no farther. Egad! Sirs,”
-cries the young host, “an I never reach to pinnacle of Fame’s ladder, at
-the least do I lodge as high as I could get:—a roof that suits my empty
-purse!”
-
-“Nay, Kennaston.” Peggy, in her man’s gear, trembles at sound of that
-tone, for ’tis Percy who speaks now, whiles they all push pell-mell into
-her twin’s chambers, strike lights, pull out candles from cupboard, stir
-the fire.
-
-“Nay, Kennaston,” says this one, “while De Bohun lives there’s ever a
-full purse lad, t’ exchange for thy empty one,—and well thou know’st
-it.”
-
-“Tut, tut!” answers the young man of letters, adding as he glances
-about, “’pon my soul, gentlemen, my Hebe has been outdoing herself. Saw
-we ever before in this room, stools lacking dust? floor, riff-raff?
-walls their festoons? hearth its ashes? coffee-pot its rust? and, by my
-life, the kettle filled and steaming!”
-
-A peal of mirth greets this nimble sally, as the host pulls from the
-table drawer a pack of cards and his guests from their pockets a dozen
-bottles of Falernian.
-
-“Dead broke, am I, My Lords and Gentlemen,” says he, “but here’s the
-whole Court and the deuce,” flinging the pack in the midst of his
-guests, “play away an ye’ve a shilling left amongst ye. Let it be
-Commerce or Hazard; I’ll hold the counters; fill the glasses, as long as
-there’s a drop to pour; keep a lookout for sharpers,” laughing, “and
-thank God I’ve even a garret wherein to welcome men of vogue like
-yourselves!”
-
-A burst of applause follows this; plumed hats are tossed aside,
-wrist-frills upturned; His Grace of Escombe is shuffling the pack; Sir
-Percy stands with his back to the fire, coat-skirts held from the
-cheerful blaze he’s made; stools are drawn up; the host takes his silk
-kerchief from his throat and polishes the mugs. Chockey has her eye
-glued to a chink in the cover that divides her loft from the scene of
-revelry below;—when, a bold knock sounds at the door, and the master
-with a cheery:
-
-“Come along!” throws wide the portal.
-
-The fine gentleman who stands before him makes a profound bow, to which
-he responds with one not less magnificent.
-
-“Allow me, Lord Kennaston of Kennaston, since it is, I am persuaded, the
-brother of Lady Peggy Burgoyne whom I have the pleasure of addressing—?”
-and at her name, Sir Percy lets his brocaded skirts flop and starts
-forward eagerly—“of addressing, to present to you this note in the
-hand-writing of Your Lordship’s adorable sister, the which she gave me,
-wherewith to present and commend me to Your Lordship’s good offices
-while I am up in town!”
-
-Another salaam given and returned, while Kennaston, with grace, ushers
-his new acquaintance in, sets him a stool, all the while eye
-quick-perusing Lady Peggy’s scrawl.
-
-“Gentlemen!” says their host, “allow me to introduce to you, and, Sir,
-these gentlemen to you, Sir Robin McTart of Robinswold, Kent, His Grace
-of Escombe, Sir Percy de Bohun, the Honorable Jack Chalmers, Sir Wyatt
-Lovell,” etc., etc., etc. The which ceremony being concluded amid many
-bows and all due forms of mutual delight, the new-comer was cordially
-invited to take a hand in the game.
-
-Now, as true ’twas that Lady Peggy had never been in a coach until the
-morning to which this was evening, so true was it that Her Ladyship had
-not a farthing to her pocket left, and although a good gamester’s
-daughter, she hesitated, making pretense of hanging her hat and of
-settling to its proper place her rapier, and pinching her ruffles. While
-she did so, the rest chatting, Sir Percy crossed the room, and, in a
-tone that was not heard save by the one he addressed, said to Kennaston:
-
-“As I live, Sir, now’s my chance; I’ll pick a quarrel with this
-jackanapes that’s dared to oust me from Peggy’s heart. Aye, will I! the
-sooner the better; blood’ll spill, Kennaston, or ever that puppet and I
-are thirty minutes older! Mark me! Your sister shall know and hear I’m
-willing to die for her sake, or—to kill!”
-
-Peggy, meantime, in this second, got her courage well screwed up, and,
-with a laugh, fitly disguising her voice, said she, seating herself with
-her legs well under the table—for, at this particular juncture, Her
-Ladyship, looking down, had beheld with dismay the womanish and
-forgotten fashion of her shoes.
-
-“Rot me! Gentlemen, your humble servant’s fresh from Will’s, where, ’pon
-my life! such an apt company of wits and beaux encountered I, as swept
-my pockets clean and left me not the jingle of a shilling wherewith to
-bless myself. Your Grace, My Lords, Sirs, and Gentlemen,” quoth Peggy
-with a fine inclusive wave of her hand, “will, I’m sure, thus excuse me
-from the game to-night.”
-
-But she had counted without either host or guests, for all of these save
-Sir Percy de Bohun on the instant pulled purses out and tendered them,
-crying, as with a single voice,—
-
-“Fie! Fie! Sir Robin! Are we highwaymen? tricksters? Honor us by using
-our sovereigns as they were your own, eh, Sir Percy, have we not the
-right of the matter?” asked Jack Chalmers, turning to the tall young
-man, who, having crossed the room again, now stood leaning moodily
-against the chimney-piece, frowning, tapping hearth with heel in too
-evident impatience of the subject of discussion.
-
-“I humbly ask your pardon, Mr. Chalmers,” he replies, “both for
-differing with you all, and for expressing the same. To my way of
-thinking”—adds Sir Percy, with deliberation, ill-matched by the flash of
-his eyes as they take a scornful measure of the supposed Sir Robin—“to
-my way of thinking, any gentleman who carries his company into any other
-gentleman’s chambers without the means of a paltry game of loo or écarté
-in ’s pocket’s not quite such a proper young man ’s he might be!” And
-with this, Sir Percy laid his hand upon his sword hilt, and Kennaston
-laid his upon that, attempting to stay the torrent.
-
-“Tut! tut!” cried this one and that.
-
-“His Lordship’s dead drunk with Cupid, Sir Robin, mind him not,”
-whispers another.
-
-“De Bohun breaks a joke,” exclaims a third, all at once.
-
-And in the same moment, also, upsprings my Lady Peggy, hand on hilt too,
-and says she loudly, same time as the rest:
-
-“A pox on ye for a libeler! Sir Percy de Bohun, mayhap it’s the errand
-Your Lordship’s up in town a-pursuing hath turned Your Lordship’s
-brain?” Here Lady Peggy laughs in derision and stands full height
-updrawn upon her girl’s red heels.
-
-“Curse me! but you are impertinent, Sir,” responds Percy, taking a step
-forward, his anger rising as he beholds his purpose galloping to the
-goal of its quick fulfilment. “What then, an it please you, is my
-‘errand up in town?’ since you are thus familiar with my gaits; tell ’em
-off, Sir Robin McTart, I give ye leave!”
-
-“With your leave, or without it,” cries Peggy in a voice that causes
-Chockey to lift the loft-cover an inch higher, and so, kneeling with
-nose flattened against floor, to behold her mistress’s fine and splendid
-show of valor. “I’d have you hear, Sir, that to persons of fashion the
-matter of your suit near Lady Diana Weston’s a jeer and jest of the
-first flavour,—for ’twere easy seen a lady of her quality, Sir, ’d not
-be a-wasting her time on you.”
-
-“Damme! Sir!” cries Sir Percy, now thoroughly aroused and far more in
-earnest than ever he was at the beginning. “You lie! Aye, My Lords,
-Sirs, and Gentlemen! Nay, ye can not stop my mouth,” unsheathing his
-rapier; Peggy does likewise, each pushing and warding from them the
-restraining hands and words of their associates.
-
-“A foul lie! My errand up in town, Sir Robin McTart, is to try to drown
-my sorrows as I may, because the only lady that ever I loved set me the
-pace to the devil by a-refusing of my suit come Easter-day, three months
-to an hour ago.”
-
-Lady Peggy flushes under the coffee stains; her arm trembles; but she is
-valiantly happy and confident, and her heart goes beating the joyfullest
-sort of a tune beneath the ’broidered waistcoat she’d made for her twin.
-
-“And her name,” cries Sir Percy with a glance of imperious, aggressive
-temper shot right into Peggy’s very face,—“her name’s not Lady Diana
-Weston, but ’tis Lady Peggy Burgoyne!—”
-
-Now Chock’s whole head slips leash, and she bends with bated breath and
-heaving breast to listen closer.
-
-Lady Peggy starts, but waving her rapier over her head, laughs loud,
-long and derisively.
-
-“Lady Peggy Burgoyne, Sir,” shaking the hilt of his weapon under Peg’s
-nose, repeats Sir Percy. “And until you, Sir, with your damnable arts
-and silly bumpkin ways, when she encountered you in Kent, had turned her
-from me, she was to me kindest of ladies and of loves. Your servant, Sir
-Robin McTart,” concludes Percy with a low bow, sticking the floor with
-his rapier-point, “when and where you please!”
-
-“Here and now!” cries Peg, her heart a-thumping for joy, but so
-pleasured and alas! so puzzled with the getting out of a scrape, which
-she has found so little difficulty in getting into, that she is feign
-on, and make the best cut she can with her cloth.
-
-“Here and now!” repeats Her Ladyship, “for I do throw back into Your
-Lordship’s teeth the lie”—Peg bows low to her opponent—“you gave me
-whiles, and affirm that for these many years, or ever you, Sir, set eyes
-upon her, Lady Peggy Burgoyne’s been mine, heart and soul, Sir!”
-
-“Damn you, Sir!” interrupts Percy hotly, unable to contain his
-choler,—“to so defame the noblest lady that ever was born!”
-
-“I repeat,” cries Peggy, glowing with suppressed delight at her lover’s
-fidelity, and eager for as much more as he may have to vent. “Lady
-Peggy’s eyes are glued fast of this face of mine! Peggy’s hands are my
-hands! Peggy’s lips are my lips! Peggy’s kisses have ever been my
-kisses!”
-
-At this, Sir Percy tears off his coat, waistcoat, cravat; flings them
-into the corner; rolls up his sleeves, while a confused murmur
-circulates amid the gallants over their cards and Falernian wine.
-
-“Peggy’s heart beats in my breast!” continues Her Ladyship, ranting and
-swashing up and down the room; upsetting a couple of candles in her
-path, and now all unrecking of her womanish shoes. “Gentlemen,” panting,
-smiling, triumphant, saluting her companions with her weapon, “Lady
-Peggy and I do so adore, love and worship one another that we are not
-two but one!”
-
-“Here and now!” shouts Sir Percy. “Off with your coat and ruffles, Sir,
-and choose any two of these gentlemen to your seconds, Sir; I’ll take
-who’s left!”
-
-Chalmers and Kennaston press forward to Lady Peggy, while His Grace of
-Escombe and Mr. Wyatt cross to Sir Percy.
-
-“Lord Kennaston, I pray you pace off the distance,” says Lady Peggy, now
-at the top of her bent and delirious with joy over Percy’s love of her,
-with no least intention of touching him, good fencer though she be, and
-willing enough—such a woman is she—to risk a prick at his hands for sake
-of the after-salve of the mighty gratitude and passion the minx is now
-sure of.
-
-“Off with your trappings, Sir,” cries Percy.
-
-“That will I not!” cries Peggy, taking the first position on the field
-of honor in all the bravery of her twin’s suit of gray velvets. “You’ll
-kill me, an you do’t at all, with my clothes on ready to my burial, and
-I swear ye all, with my latest breath, Lady Peggy and I’ll lie in the
-same coffin when it comes to that ceremony.”
-
-Then in the smoky flare from the dying fire and the slovening candles
-stuck in their bottles; ’mid the murmur and succeeding hush of the
-gallants, some with cups, some with cards in their hands, Peggy and her
-lover salute and take their stands.
-
-Says she: “What’s the word, My Lord?”
-
-Says he: “If you like, let Lord Kennaston shake the dice-box; at the
-third throw, Sir, I’m here, ready food for your steel to flesh in!”
-
-“It suits me well,” answers Peg, as her twin rattles the ivories.
-“Here’s for Lady Peggy!” cries she.
-
-“Here’s for Lady Peggy Burgoyne!” shouts he, as Kennaston makes the
-third throw, and Chockey, like to swoon and she a stout heart, never-ail
-or afeard of even a churchyard on the darkest night, shaking like an
-aspen-leaf, puts foot on the top rung of the ladder; and Peg and Percy
-thrust, lunge, withdraw, riposte, hither, yon, keen-eyed, pitched to
-highest note, nerves strung to cracking—just for a few seconds, shorter
-time’n it takes to set it down, far.
-
-“A touch, a hit!” cry all at once as a spurt of blood darts up the
-supposed Sir Robin’s blade, and Percy bows, declaring himself quite
-satisfied, as he must, though ’tis a state of mind he’s very remote from
-enjoying.
-
-[Illustration: A touch, a hit!...]
-
-My Lady Peggy winces under her wound, but she has not been Kennaston’s
-playfellow for naught, and as ugly pricks as this one have been her
-portion in the past; Chockey, nevertheless, from her nest, pales and
-utters a smothered shriek which is quite lost in the loud talking that
-follows, while Chalmers winds the kerchief Sir Percy tenders about the
-wrist of the wounded.
-
-“Now to the cards, gentlemen,” cries His Grace of Escombe, pulling out
-his purse. “To such a gallant as our friend Sir Robin here, my fingers
-itch to lose ten, twenty, nay as many pounds as his skill can rid me of;
-for such a pretty play of the steel as his must argue a lucky throw of
-the dice.”
-
-“Hear! hear! hear!” shout they all, drinking brimming mugs to the two
-who have lately fought, and settling themselves at the tables with a
-rattle and a rush of laughter and merry humor.
-
-Lady Peggy sits, gritting her teeth at the slit in her white flesh, with
-her back to the door and, betwixt the uproar and clinking and shuffling,
-she hears footsteps coming up the stairs. Some intuition bids her be the
-one to respond to the rapping that presently sounds out.
-
-“Asking your pardon,” murmurs Her Ladyship to her companions as she
-quits the table. When, as she opens, a new-caught street urchin speaks
-sharp, with saucer eyes in-peering at the quality.
-
-“An it please yer Lordships, there’s a fine gentlemen below as his name
-is Sir Robin McTart.”
-
-Peggy draws in, bangs the door in the boy’s face, squares about, and
-says:
-
-“By your leave, gentlemen, a most particular messenger awaits me below;
-for a few moments only, I crave your indulgence for my absence. I’ll be
-with you in ten minutes.”
-
-“No! no! no!” cry they all, save De Bohun, who is counting his cards,
-and Sir Wyatt who exclaims:
-
-“Yes, an it be a messenger on business for a fair lady; no, an it be
-otherwise. Gadzooks! Sir Robin, make a half-clean breast of it. Comes
-Mercury from Phyllis or from a mere man?”
-
-Peg answers: “I swear to you, Sirs, I go down on business of the gravest
-import to a lady,” and makes for the door.
-
-“Pledge her! Pledge her! a bumper! a bumper!” cry they all in one voice
-with much pleasant laughter.
-
-“Here’s to Sir Robin’s nameless fair! Zounds! but for so little yeared a
-personage to have two strings to his bow!”
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-
-
-
-
- V
-
- _Wherein Lady Peggy doth encounter her flouted
- lover, receiveth a rapier-prick: makes acquaintance
- of her hated rival and
- of Mr. Brummell._
-
-
-And much more of a like nature reaches Lady Peggy as she plunges down
-the stairs and presently finds herself, by the light of the lamp of his
-chair, a-confronting Sir Robin McTart himself!
-
-“Nay, nay, Sir! I am not Kennaston of Kennaston,” responds Peg, looking
-grave, and making excellent show of her blood-stained, linen-bound
-wrist.
-
-“’Tis here he dwells, and, as I know well by reputation, you are a
-peaceful, law-abiding man, I’d counsel you not to mount. Such a company
-of cut-throat, cut-purse brawlers, Sir, as would not leave a farthing in
-your pocket or lace upon your shirt.”
-
-Sir Robin, as Her Ladyship had shrewdly guessed, drew back and shivered
-at this lively description.
-
-“Trust me, Sir Robin: hist!” Peg’s voice sinks to a mere whisper. “I am
-Lady Peggy’s best friend and neighbor at home; ’twould be her will, an
-she stood here, that you should not adventure your precious life in the
-unseemly crowd with which her brother hath seen fit to surround
-himself.”
-
-“Lud, Sir! Who are you,” chatters Sir Robin trembling betwixt delight
-and terror, “that knows so well the temper of Lady Peggy Burgoyne’s
-disposition? What’s your name, Sir?”
-
-“No matter for my name, Sir, I have Lady Peggy’s best interests at
-heart, and yours. She bade me, did ever I encounter you in evil
-neighborhood, tell you, for her sake, eschew it. Hark ye! Sir Robin, out
-of this hole as fast as your men’s legs can carry you. Above yonder, ’s
-one who’s sworn to kill you!”
-
-“Who’s he?” demands Sir Robin, one foot now in his sedan, his little
-eyes twinkling both ways with fright.
-
-“Sir Percy de Bohun,” replies Peg in a hollow whisper. “Look you, Sir,”
-showing her bloody wrist, “there’s a taste of his quality. I warn
-you—’tis from Peggy’s own self—get back to Kent, whence you came, and
-tarry not, for your life’s at yonder desperado’s mercy while you linger
-up in town.”
-
-“Is My Lady Peggy returned to Kent to her godmother?” quavers Sir Robin,
-now well inside his chair.
-
-“Nay, Sir; as her brother supposes, she’s at home at Kennaston.”
-
-“I’ll seek her there!” cries Sir Robin, tendering his hand. “And, Sir,
-my humble duty and gratitude to you for your admirable condescension. I
-would I knew your name and station.”
-
-“I’m up in town incognito, Sir, for a lady’s sake,” smiles the minx.
-
-“When I return, Sir, I’ll seek you out at White’s or Will’s. I dare be
-sworn so fine a gentleman must needs be a buck of the first order.”
-
-“Seek me, Sir, and Godspeed you down to Kennaston or Kent!”
-
-At the word, Sir Robin in his chair sets forth a-swinging round the
-corner, light of heart and bright of hope, while the subject and object
-of his thoughts and passion stands for a moment leaning, sighing,
-betwixt laughter and tears, against the door-frame.
-
-My Lady Peggy’s first impulse is to cut and run; indeed her slim legs
-are so stretched to begin, when the remembrance of poor Chock in her
-garret cage comes to her mind, and, with a grimace, she turns in, jumps
-up the stairs, and is in the midst of the group, now well on in their
-cups and more hilarious than orderly in their conversation.
-
-Peg was not her father’s girl for naught that night. To the tune of
-three hundred pounds, fourteen and six, was she the richer, and rewarded
-for the many dreary evenings she had spent at Kennaston, a-watching her
-father win and lose with the Vicar and the Bishop, whenever the latter
-came on his visits.
-
-By dint of spilling her wine deftly under the table, she had emptied as
-many mugs as the best bibber among ’em, and at four in the morning found
-herself the only one who was sober, or even awake.
-
-’Twas not a beautiful sight thus to behold, in the pale pink of the
-dawn, a dozen or so of merry gentlemen a-sprawling about on floor,
-tables, chairs,—a-snoring and a-tossing in their sleep; but ’twas of the
-fashion of the times when, to be a fine gentleman, one must be drunk, at
-the least, once in the twenty-four hours.
-
-All save Sir Percy; almost at swords’ points he had quitted the company
-hours before, a little in his cups, but steady withal, murmuring to
-himself as he fumbled on the rickety stairs—Peg, leaning over the rail,
-unseen in the darkness, womanlike to watch lest he trip and fall, heard
-him:
-
-“’Sdeath! an what that popinjay say be true, I’ll marry Lady Diana out
-of hand, and show the minx I’m not to be cut out of a wife by such a
-flea-bitten rotten-rod as Sir Robin McTart!”
-
-“So easy taken then is my loss!” says Peggy, with a renewed fire of
-jealousy burning at her heart, as she returns to the scene of her
-winnings.
-
-Sick at heart, for a single instant she surveys the room, and then,
-finger on lip, it does not take her long to signal up to Chockey, motion
-her down with the calf-skin box, and to begin, with shamed face, in the
-darkest corner, to strip off her man’s attire.
-
-Lady Peggy has laid aside the yellow wig; Chockey weeping, praying that
-they may get away in safety, is spreading out the Levantine fit for her
-mistress to jump into it, when, for the second time within the twelve
-hours, Her Ladyship’s heart stands still to the patter and thump of
-footsteps climbing the last flight.
-
-“Hold, Chock!” cries she, clapping on the wig. “Bundle up my duds, tie
-’em tight; so! give me it; pick up the box, put on your cloak and bonnet
-and a bold face; follow and ape me. An you love me, Chock, an’ I thrust,
-thrust too! an’ I knock ’em down, follow suit! I’d sooner die, Chock,
-than be caught now!”
-
-With which, My Lady Peggy flung wide the door, pushed out the Abigail,
-drew her weapon, and, with a rush, the two of them tumbled down the
-stairs, taking on their way a giant of a man who struggled and struck
-out, and dropped fruits and flowers and curses, and yet gave in to the
-splendid tweeks and pinches which the lusty Chockey dealt him on his
-arms and legs, and, falling headlong, on the lower stairs, darted up the
-street crying:
-
-“Watch!” at the top of his lungs, nor getting any answer, for Watch was
-snoring in the tavern and the sun now shining broad.
-
-“Chock,” said her mistress, “go you on before me to the King’s Arms,
-where we alighted, engage the seats in the coach, and hark ye, child, an
-aught betide I come not, get you home without me and tell His Lordship
-I’m gone to Kent on a sick-call from my godmother. Lud! it’s lies all
-the way to being a man! I’ll not walk with you, lass; ’tis not seemly,
-and when I reach the inn I’ll pretend I know you not, hire a room,
-change my clothes and slip down to you, unseen if I can. Now, off with
-you, quickly, for I ache to follow. Would to God I could doff these
-garments and into my petticoats again!” added Lady Peggy ruefully,
-glancing at her hastily tied up bundle and, at the same moment, with the
-broad of her sword, pushing Chock into the street with a will that sent
-her a-spinning on her way.
-
-Indifferent then, as though the outgoing damsel were no concern of hers,
-presently, with a swagger, yet ill-concealing the anxiety she felt
-afresh as now sobs and female voices assailed her ears, the mock Sir
-Robin McTart emerged upon the street.
-
-There halted a chair between the posts. In the chair sat Lady Diana
-Weston accompanied by her woman. Both wept and trembled, while still
-afar the stout lungs of the terrified giant shouted:
-
-“Watch!”
-
-Peg stood still and stared; all the jealous blood in her burned in her
-cheeks. Lady Diana here! and wherefore? and at such an untoward hour;
-veil displaced, eyes red, but still most undeniably handsome, nay
-beautiful.
-
-“Oh Sir!” cried Lady Diana beseechingly, raising two imploring hands
-outside the chair door toward Lady Peggy.
-
-“I pray of your honor!” whimpered the Abigail in concert.
-
-“I implore your protection, Sir, as you are a gentleman and man of
-honor, as your mien disposes me. I came here but now and sent my footman
-up to the rooms of a—a friend, who is ill, Sir,—with a token of regard
-in the shape of fruit and flowers, when the man must have been set upon
-by thieves and beaten, for he—”
-
-“I heard him,” finishes Peg, stepping nearer to the chair. “And I assure
-you, Madam, I put the varlet who attacked him to his pace with a prick.
-If I can serve you further, command me.”
-
-As My Lady bows low, she is conscious that it now behooves her to state
-concisely her name and station; and, loathing and hating the deception
-more than she could express, she still adds (her motive not unmixed with
-the natural curiosity to discover who is the object of Lady Diana’s
-morning call):
-
-“Sir Robin McTart of Robinswold, Kent, at Your Ladyship’s service.”
-
-Diana bows, blushes, almost ogles, minx that she is, noting well the
-fine eyes and beautiful mouth of the gallant at her side.
-
-“Lady Diana Weston, Sir Robin, daughter to the Earl of Brookwood, at
-your service.”
-
-Peg bows, hat in hand, bundle under arm. Swift as youth’s impulse ever
-is, says she, taking lightning-like measure of her chance and determined
-to probe matters to their core:
-
-“Your Ladyship’s name was on the lips above,” nodding up at Kennaston’s
-windows. “I drank the toast with a will, I do assure you, and would
-double it now. Surely, if you’ll allow me to say so, Sir Percy de
-Bohun’s a gentleman of a rare good taste, likewise Lord Kennaston, Sir
-Wyatt Lovell, half-a-dozen more a-pledging Your Ladyship to the tune of
-_nonpareil_ all night long.”
-
-“You flatter, Sir, I do protest!” cried the lady in the chair, blushing
-like the reddest rose that grows, but who might say for whose sake?
-since Peg had named so many.
-
-“Oh, Sir,” Lady Diana’s voice now lowered. “Your countenance is one to
-inspire confidence. I pray you judge me not harshly if I venture to
-inquire, since you were of their company, how fares poor Sir Percy de
-Bohun? The fruits and flowers I fetched were for him, since I am
-informed he pines, eats nothing, droops, mopes, and no longer is to be
-enticed among the fair. Can you give me news of him?—or of—Lord
-Kennaston?” adds Lady Diana wilily and with another magnificent
-accession of color. Thus did Slyboots pursue inquiry on that lame horse
-which is named Subterfuge.
-
-“Aye, Madam, that can I. ’Tis as you say; but as you yourself, if report
-speak true, be the cause of his distemper, methinks you should know how
-to effect the cure. I see Your Ladyship’s man returning; there is no
-more danger. I take my leave of you, Madam,” hand to heart, bundle
-sticking out under other arm. “It is to me one of the most fortunate
-chances of life to have had this encounter,” bending sweet eyes, which
-Diana returns with a will. “Fear nothing! the cut-throats have long
-since made off by a rear alley. The shouter is doubtless ere this at his
-cover. Did you need my further protection, ’twould be yours.”
-
-“From my heart, Sir, I thank you,” cries Lady Diana very sweetly. “May
-we meet again, and soon!”
-
-Peggy bowing, walks quickly off, her pretty teeth gritted together.
-
-“May we meet again! Never! Fruits and flowers! forsooth! Pines and
-droops! forsooth! ’Slife! and how the minx reddened at his name.
-A-seekin’ of him out like that at cock-crow too! Lud! an these be town
-fashions and morals I’ll be glad to get home! No I won’t! No I won’t!”
-spake out Lady Peggy’s heart fit to burst bonds. “Percy’s here, and my
-soul’s here, and ’tain’t no use to talk about having a spirit, and
-a-stoppin’ lovin’ when you ain’t loved! You can’t do it!”
-
-Peggy, recking not of her path, eyes glued to ground, paced on, having
-forgot the whole world else, in the misery of her discovery of Lady
-Diana’s passion for Sir Percy.
-
-There were few abroad at that early hour. Some market wagons leisuring
-to the city; an occasional chariot full of gallants getting home after
-the night’s frolic; and just now, at the cross of two streets, a
-handsome coach thrown open-windowed, with a gentleman, the very pink and
-model of all elegance, lolling back amid the cushions.
-
-By the lead of his eyes ’twas plainly to be seen he had not slept for
-forty-eight hours or so, but otherwise his aspect was as if newly out of
-a perfumed bandbox. Suddenly his gaze caught Peggy at the crossing,
-fixed itself upon the lace cravat at her throat, and then, with a spring
-as alert as that of any monkey throwing himself out of tree by his tail,
-this mirror of fashion thrust his head out at window, jerked his
-coachman’s arm, said in a voice not loud, but piercing:
-
-“Worthing, run down the young gentleman at the crossing; don’t hurt him,
-but run him down an’ I’ll give you twenty shillings!” He then sank back
-again amid the pillows.
-
-No sooner said than done.
-
-Just at the instant when Peggy recalled her position and was
-bewilderedly wondering where she had wandered to, clutching her bundle
-and all of a muddle, click! grazed coach-wheels against her shins, cock
-went her hat into the puddle, but, heaven be praised! her wig clung, and
-she clung to her bundle; out of coach the pink brocade gentleman, down
-from the rumble his footman, pick up Lady Peggy, hat and all, rubbing
-the mud out of her silk stockings, clapping her hands; yet relented she
-not from the bundle, and all a-breath the loller cries:
-
-“Into my coach, Sir! I do humbly crave pardon, Sir, I do indeed. I’ll
-not take no for an answer, Sir, not by my oath! Such a damage from one
-gentleman to another, Sir, demands all the reparation possible, Sir,”
-and forthwith Peggy is lifted into the splendid coach and the splendid
-gentleman springs in after her, and the footmen jump up and the whip
-cracks, and off they whirl before she can open her mouth.
-
-“Mr. Brummell at your service, Sir,” continues he, feeling of Peg’s
-palm, noting the wound at her wrist, and the pallor of her face which
-shines even though the coffee stains. “We’re en route to Peter’s Court
-where my surgeon shall attend you. ’Slife! Sir, you’re not hurt, I’m
-sure. I told Worthing not to endanger a hair of your head and it’s
-impossible he should have disobeyed me!”
-
-Peggy hears this singular string of speeches and, although stunned a bit
-and not a little alarmed in her mind, she has country breeding at her
-back and such a robust constitution as rallies on the spot.
-
-“I’d be obliged, Mr. Brummell, if you’d set me down at once, Sir! I’m
-none the worse, and I’ve business of import calling me far hence, and
-with dispatch.”
-
-“Never, Sir, never!” returns Beau Brummell, with an impressive wave of
-his jeweled hand. “Zounds! Sir, I had you spilled to get me the pattern
-and fashion of tying your cravat from you! and split me! if I let you go
-until I’ve mastered that adorable knot! I’ve my reputation at stake,
-Sir, for the tying of ’em. You’ve outdone me at your throat, Sir, and
-’tis Beau Brummell, the best dressed and worst imitated man in Europe,
-that has the honor of telling you so. Come, come, Sir,” continues this
-nonesuch, famed alike at Court and brawl for his finery and drollery,
-“out with your name, Sir, I beg, and render me your eternally grateful.”
-
-Lady Peggy’s gaze falls inadvertently on the bundle across her knees; it
-begins to bulge and burst the paper and string, indeed a tape of her
-petticoat is oozing out even now as she pokes it back, hiding its
-tell-tale under the skirt of her coat.
-
-“’Slife!” says Peggy to herself in a terrible heat. “An I must stop a
-man, I must. God’s will—or the Devil’s, as dad says—be done!” and
-forthwith she tucks up her knee, lays hand on sword-hilt, laughs quite
-merrily and answers:
-
-“Sir Robin McTart of Robinswold, Kent, at your service, Mr. Brummell. I
-do protest, upon my oath! ’twas a marvelous device to spill me to borrow
-my tie. ’Tis yours, Sir, and the fashion of it, an you’ll do me the
-honor to accept a lesson.”
-
-“Sir Robin McTart!” echoes the Beau delightedly, “my old friend Sir
-Hector’s son and heir? I swear, boy, you favor not your sire. Peace to
-his soul, ’twas an ugly gentleman, while you, Sir,—Zounds! The ladies’ll
-make hay for you, I promise you. Where do you stop? Are you up in town
-long? What letters do you bring?”
-
-“The King’s Arms, Sir, in the Strand,” replies Peg glibly, while the
-Beau frowns. “I’m arrived but yesterday. I brought not a letter, Sir.
-There you have my history.”
-
-“No King’s Arms for Sir Hector’s son. You’ll home with me, lad; and I’ll
-show you what town life is. I’ll put you up at the best clubs, introduce
-you to the Prince; present you at Court; dine, wine, mount
-you,—Gadzooks, Sir Robin, the man that invented that tie of the lace!”
-tipping his finger at Lady Peggy’s home-made cravat, “deserves all and
-more than Brummell can do for him!”
-
-At which Peggy laughed the more heartily, as that she felt the paper
-beneath her coat skirts crack wider, and was spent wondering what she
-should do when they should reach Peter’s Court, and when she might be
-able to get into her Levantine once again.
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-
- VI
-
- _In the which Sir Percy de Bohun’s own man
- goes on his master’s errand to Kennaston
- Castle, crossing Sir Robin
- McTart on the road._
-
-
-Somewhat later in the day, as the sun peeped in at the narrow windows of
-Kennaston’s garret in Lark Lane, it shone straight down upon the face of
-Peg’s twin, and also upon that of Sir Percy de Bohun, just returned,
-after a tub and a grooming at the hands of his faithful man Grigson, who
-even now was performing like offices for the young host. The other
-gentlemen had long since been set upon their legs and fetched off to
-their homes by their men.
-
-Percy held his chin between his palms, his elbows resting upon the table
-where cards and glasses still littered.
-
-“’Sdeath, Kennaston,” cries he, without moving. “I can live this fashion
-no longer! To be shot like a partridge would be better. Flouted by
-Peggy, derided by this upstart Sir Robin, who, by my life! is a pretty
-fellow all said and done, is past endurance! Give me a pistol, Grigson,
-and I’ll put an end of myself now and here.”
-
-To this passionate declaration, Kennaston merely makes answer by lifting
-an arm above the tub, waving it in the air, and, as Grigson scrubs him
-down, wagging his wet head and remarking:
-
-“Don’t be damned ridiculous, Percy, and pray hold your peace, since I am
-at this moment composing an ode to my mistress’s smile.”
-
-“Your mistress be hanged, Sir! What know you of love to sit in a tub and
-make verses to her?”
-
-“I know enough of’t,” sighs the host, “to have been in like case with
-yourself any time this twelve-month! and ’tis a monstrous thing for you
-to thus impeach me, when ’tis you whom My Lady Diana favors rather than
-myself.”
-
-“Lady Diana be damned!” cries Percy rising. “She’s a coquette, Sir, and
-at bottom adores you, as does the fish the bait the while she plays and
-sidles ’round it, being sure in th’ end she’ll swallow it, hook and
-all.”
-
-“Very fine, i’ faith, yet while I sigh, you’re the one she smiles upon.
-Oh, Percy! Had I but a fortune! Could I but make my name in letters!
-Then perchance I’d stand my chance; but as ’tis,”—Peg’s twin fetches a
-sigh that sends the water splashing about the wine-stained floor.
-
-“As ’tis, Sir, counsel me, an you love me. Shall I hie me to Kennaston
-and wait upon your sister?”
-
-“Write her a letter of fire and sword, and blood and famine; stuff it
-full of oaths, protests, suicides, murders, as is a Christmas pudding of
-plums! There’s quill, ink and paper to your hand.”
-
-“I’ll do it and send it by Grigson on my fastest horse this day. I
-should have the answer before Friday?”
-
-“Aye, you should,” allows the host with an evident reservation. “Now,
-for God’s sake, Sir, stop cackling and let me finish my ode.”
-
-Which he did a-sitting in his bath, while Grigson dressed his wig.
-
-The toilet, and the letter, and the poem, were all three finished at
-once, and, without more ado, Sir Percy dispatched his man with the
-missive to Lady Peggy.
-
-“Come not back until you deliver it in person,” quoth the lover; “an you
-show yourself minus an answer, I’ll ship you to the Colonies by the next
-packet.”
-
-After seeing him off the two young men repaired to the coffee-house they
-frequented, and there the first news that greeted them was an account,
-exaggerated to the last degree, as was the fashion of those times as
-well as these, of “Lady D—— W——’s adventure with footpads in Lark Lane,
-where her chair crossed en route to her mantua-maker’s; of how Sir R——n
-McT——t had rescued Her Ladyship and Her Ladyship’s Abigail from the
-clutches of these villains at the hazard of his own life; had,
-single-handed, put the whole gang to flight; and this, although
-suffering from a severe wound in the right wrist, the which this gallant
-young scion of a noble name had received in an affair of honor with Sir
-P——y de B——n only that very night previous.” In point of fact gossip
-cried, and print set forth, that “the town was ringing with the valor of
-Sir R——n McT——t, whose fame as a buck and man of fashion was no less
-than his expertness at the saving of Beauty in distress. For be it known
-that no other personage than the renowned Beau B——l had set his seal
-upon Sir R——n’s mould by begging from him the pattern of his cravat and
-the mode of his knot. That Sir R——n was now a guest at Mr. B——l’s home,
-and, being up in town for the season, let ladies fair beware and set
-their most adorable caps, for ’twas well understood so fine a young
-gentleman was nowhere else to be met with, nor one of such courage and
-skill at cards, saddle, or the dance.”
-
-The which as he read it gave Sir Percy no great food for congratulation,
-but the rather caused him to sink into a kind of melancholy from which
-no effort of his companion could arouse him. Like a dullard he sat,
-staring at the print or the walls, the livelong day, and far into the
-night, waiting for Grigson’s return, and beside himself with a silent
-jealous fury as each new entrance to the coffee-room gave his own
-particular version of Sir Robin’s vogue.
-
-The real little Sir Robin, meanwhile, on his journey down to Kennaston
-in search of My Lady Peggy, had got some three hours’ start of the
-faithful Grigson, and even now, he, for the first time in his life,
-stood in the long, bare drawing-room of Kennaston Castle, tip-toeing to
-the mirror, pulling his wig this way and that in instant expectation of
-beholding the object of his passion, and rewarding her for her devotion
-to him, so manifested in the person of the gentlemanly “Incognito” of
-his last night’s experience.
-
-Hark! Yes, her footstep on the stair, the swish of female garments, a
-halt at the door. Sir Robin minced the length of the room and, reaching
-the entrance, found himself face to face with Chockey!
-
-“Your mistress, bud, your mistress! Here!” thriftily pressing a shilling
-into Chock’s palm. “Go tell her I am consumed with impatience, and eaten
-up with desire for a glimpse of Her Ladyship’s form, and figure, and
-face. Go! Go!”
-
-But Chockey does not budge.
-
-“What ails the wench? Deaf?” cries Sir Robin, pinching her arm, for
-which he gets back a smart slap on his cheek.
-
-“Tut! tut! What manners is that, and you handsome enough to kiss,” adds
-the little Baronet diplomatically. “Come now, off and implore Lady Peggy
-to hasten.”
-
-“Her Ladyship’s from home,” finally Chockey says.
-
-“What! Not at Kennaston?” Sir Robin’s sharp eye can not help peering
-regretfully at the shilling Chockey twirls in her fingers.
-
-“In Kent, doubtless, a-visiting her godmother, and a-hoping to see me
-there! eh, in Kent?”
-
-“I don’t know, Sir,” replies the girl with a hint of tears in her voice.
-
-“Don’t know! What do you mean?” exclaims Sir Robin suspiciously.
-
-“I means, Sir,” fires up Chock, “that My Lady ain’t by way of telling me
-her matters. His Lordship, her father’s down with his leg; Her
-Ladyship’s mother is a-visitin’ the sick in York. As they supposes, Sir,
-Lady Peggy is in Kent, also, a-visitin’ the sick, Her Ladyship’s
-godmother.”
-
-Chockey curtsies and turns to the door, out of which Sir Robin
-reluctantly goes, putting spurs to his horse, dining at the Mermaid and
-then chartering a post-chaise to take him, sans delay, to Kent.
-
-He crossed but one traveler on his way from Kennaston Castle to the
-village inn; a man of stout and comely build on a steed that took even
-Sir Robin’s dull eye, so was its blood and lineage marked in its long
-splendid gait.
-
-This horseman too pulled rein at Kennaston, sprang from his saddle, and,
-as Bickers hobbled up to take his beast, Mr. Grigson, for ’twas he,
-jumped up on the steps and caught Chockey’s apron-string just as it was
-fluttering in the closing door.
-
-“Hey, missus!” cried he, twirling Chock about and chucking her under the
-chin, which was rewarded by as smart a slap as that which had erstwhile
-burned Sir Robin’s cheek.
-
-“I must see Lady Peggy Burgoyne on the spot, without ceremony or
-a-waitin’ ’ere coolin’ my heels. I’ve a letter for Her Ladyship meanin’
-life and death to my master, Sir Percy de Bohun.”
-
-“Have you?” says Chock, looking with admiring eyes upon the smart livery
-of Mr. Grigson, dust and mud-stained though it was.
-
-“Yes, straight from London town, where ’pon my life, there’s no sweeter
-mug than hers I sees before me now!”
-
-“Lawk!” cries Chock, appeased. “But my mistress is from home.”
-
-“Not here! where is she then? A-visiting in the neighborhood?” Mr.
-Grigson turns on his heel and chirrups for his mount.
-
-“No,” returns Chockey. “She ain’t.”
-
-“Well, whereabouts is she? For if it’s as far as the Injies, Grigson’s
-bound to find her and deliver this love-letter!”
-
-“I don’t know where she is, Sir,” whimpers Chock.
-
-“There, there! Don’t be a-cryin’ and a-sobbin’, Duckie, I ain’t gone,
-yet! Go ask His Lordship the address; bring me a mug of ale, and I’ll
-give you a kiss.”
-
-“Drat you, Sir,” cries Chockey. “Don’t you be talkin’ like that!” Yet
-sidles she quite cozily in the encircling arm of the admirable Grigson.
-
-“His Lordship, nor Her Ladyship, nor no one else knows where my mistress
-is.”
-
-“What! eloped? Scuttled! Flown the nest! When? How? Where?” cries Sir
-Percy’s man thunder-struck. “She ain’t gone with Sir Percy! Can it be
-with Sir Robin McTart?”
-
-Chockey shook her head vigorously.
-
-“Look a-here,” says Mr. Grigson, now regarding the girl attentively.
-“Damme, but you knows where she is. Tell me and I’ll give you two kisses
-and ten pounds to boot.”
-
-“Oh, Sir!” cries Chock, pushing away both kisses and pounds with one and
-the same hand. “I does know; leastways I knows my young lady’s up in
-London, but whereabouts in that pit of sin and willainy, I can’t say,
-nor who she’s with, nor how long she’s goin’ to stop; only she charged
-me make His Lordship and Her Lady mother believe she was gone to Kent,
-back again to see her godmother. There! I’ve been bursting to tell some
-one, and you’ll swear you’ll keep it secret, won’t you, Sir?”
-
-Grigson obligingly nods and caresses Chock’s arm.
-
-“Thank the Lord it’s out o’ me!” adds she.
-
-“Amen,” ejaculates Sir Percy’s man with fervor, at the same time fixing
-a contemplative and shrewd eye on his companion.
-
-“Her Ladyship up in town,—where, with whom, you doesn’t know; her father
-and mother thinks she’s in Kent; and you’re cock-sure she ain’t runned
-away with Sir Robin McTart?”
-
-“That I am!” cries the girl, warmly. “Little squint-eyed monster!”
-
-“Eh?” exclaims Mr. Grigson, who had beheld the supposed Sir Robin at
-Kennaston’s rooms the night before last, and clearly recollected that no
-such description fitted the slim, elegant, handsome young buck who had
-got a prick in the wrist from his own master’s rapier.
-
-“Monster! I said,” repeats the girl. “Hist, I’ll tell you more,” says
-she, drawing close, hand over mouth. “You’ve seen the puppy. He was here
-anon, a-askin’ and a-tearin’ as to where My Lady was!”
-
-Grigson stares.
-
-“Aye, you must have met him on the road not ten rods off the Castle
-gates, for, as you galloped in, the undersized cockatrice cantered out.
-Lady Peggy wed with him, indeed!”
-
-Grigson is now (recalling his having crossed a small squint-eyed
-gentleman as he came) morally certain that Chockey has been well drilled
-in her part, and that Lady Peggy has indeed run away up to London with
-Sir Robin McTart. So much for his thoughts; he says:
-
-“I did. Fortunately I beheld the personage what you describes. Your
-humble servant, missus. I must be off and no time for love-makin’
-to-day,” turning quickly on his heel and tossing sixpence to Bickers who
-holds his bridle at the stone.
-
-“I ain’t ‘missus,’” remarks she plaintively.
-
-“But you will be some day, lass, or my name ain’t James Grigson. Here’s
-to you and many thanks for putting me on the right track!”
-
-“Tush, Sir! For the love of heaven and of anybody else you thinks a deal
-of, find my young lady!”
-
-“Trust me,” flings Mr. Grigson from his saddle. “I’ll find her and him
-as holds her in durance wile!”
-
-Kissing his fingers to Chockey, off puts Sir Percy’s own man to the
-Mermaid; stables his horse; hires a fresh one; claps spurs, and up to
-town as fast as four spavined bay legs can carry him, firmly convinced
-that he has solved the greater portion of the mystery, and that his
-master’s lady fair is indeed, beyond a doubt, the bride of the gallant
-Sir Robin, or mayhap his unwilling prisoner.
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-
- VII
-
- _In which is set down how My Lady is whisked
- off to a rout, willy-nilly, at the home
- of her hated rival._
-
-
-Mr. Brummell was a most shrewd and an altogether kindly personage as
-well; he had easily, on alighting from his carriage and assisting Lady
-Peggy to do the same, espied the disreputable looking parcel which the
-supposed son of his dear old friend vainly tried to conceal; and the
-Beau was not long of putting two and two together, and of concluding
-that young Sir Robin had lost his all at play, and had even perhaps
-pawned his wardrobe,—saving the ill-looking bundle—for the price of his
-last few days’ food. Therefore it was, that, in the most obliging
-manner, he not only installed Sir Robin in an elegant and spacious
-apartment, but vowed he would at once send for both his tailor and
-perruquier to wait upon him, and ended by assuring his guest that his
-own man Tempers would be up presently to make the young gentleman’s
-toilet for him.
-
-“Your pardon, Sir, Mr. Brummell,” quoth Peggy, while her maiden heart
-set off at such a race-horse flutter as it seemed must never quiet down.
-“But, pray you, remember I am country-bred, unused to town ways, have
-never had a man to wait upon me in my life” (the solemn truth!) “and
-should never know how to comport myself in such altered conditions.”
-
-The Beau shrugged his shoulders in the French fashion, lifted his
-eyebrows, thought ’twas amazing strange that Sir Hector’s son should
-have been so ill educated; said:
-
-“Your pleasure, Sir, whilst under my roof, shall be mine; nor can I
-misdoubt but that one who has had the genius to invent that tie is amply
-able to array and perfume himself, even to the dressing of his own wig.”
-
-“You flatter, Sir, I protest!” answered the guest. “I await with
-impatience the moment when, in cleaner case, I may have the honor of
-instructing you in the intricacies of the knot you are good enough to
-admire.”
-
-With any number of bows, the distinguished host closed the door, and My
-Lady Peggy was left to herself.
-
-For a moment she stood quite still, her heart yet a-clapping madly in
-her bosom, her eyes wandering about the princely room in which she found
-herself, and at last resting on the mirror wherein was reflected her own
-slim figure, tricked out in Kennaston’s suit of gray velvets, and in the
-yellow wig, which was indeed the counterpart of the real Sir Robin’s
-pate. Her countenance?—sure none would recognize it since neither twin
-nor quondam suitor had—was dark with the coffee-stains; her eyes were
-ringed with sleeplessness and unaccustomed wine; her general aspect that
-of a young gentleman very much the worse for whatever his most recent
-experiences might have been.
-
-Peg laughed, then she cried, then ran to the door and fastened it
-securely; then untied her bundle when out fell night-rail, green hood
-and kerchief, powder, patch-box, lavender, musk, pins, needles, red
-silken hose, Levantine gown, and veil of Brussels lace. She shook the
-skirt out of its wrinkles, laid off her wig and ’broidered waist-coat;
-unpinned her long plaited hair from its coil, and was stoutly making up
-her mind to brave all, get into her petticoats, and confess everything
-to Mr. Brummell. But, as she was about to wash the dark stains from her
-face, comes there a “rap-a-tap” at the door, and Peg, dropping the ewer,
-calls out fiercely:
-
-“Who’s there?”
-
-“An it please you, Sir Robin, Mr. Brummell bids me say to you that Mr.
-Chalk, the tailor, a person of the best fashion, will have the honor of
-waiting upon you for your measurements in a quarter of an hour, if
-you’ll be pleased to see him then, or later?”
-
-Peg hesitated; there was a battle fought within her those sixty seconds
-wherein all that was noblest and best struggled and strove to know which
-was the right thing to do; nor could she determine, save that, at second
-thought of confiding her sex to Mr. Brummell, it appeared to her she
-could not.
-
-“I shall be ready to see Chalk, I thank you, in fifteen minutes, more or
-less,” humming a tune with elaborate carelessness, rolling up the
-Levantine, the hood, veil, and night-rail into a ball, and pitching them
-into the chest of drawers; disposing the powder and perfumes and pins on
-the dressing-table; throwing the needles and patches into the fire;
-untying the kerchief and taking out soap, scissors, brushes.
-
-“’Tis clear as water, I’m to be a man yet awhile,” whispered she.
-“Heaven grant it may not be long! So!” seizing the scissors and shaking
-out the locks. “Snip! clip, and away with you! that I was once vain of,
-because a vile deceiver named Percy vowed he loved you!”
-
-And off came Peg’s hair, the which for silly liking of she stuffed into
-the drawer beside the Levantine and let fall a tear or two. Then snip,
-clip again as she had often done for her twin; so that, in no time at
-all, her head, with its short curly locks brushed back at this side and
-that of her broad forehead, had all the aspect of a man’s.
-
-“There,” cried she, sweeping the last litter of her black tresses into
-the flames. “An I be a gentleman, I’ll be a gallant one. I sighed once
-to taste the sweets of bein’ of t’other sex for only one-half an
-hour.—Zounds! as daddy’d say, would that I’d never quit my frocks. What
-hath it bettered me? To behold with mine own eyes the charms of her
-who’s routed me from his heart; to hear him a-pledgin’ me just to please
-my brother, and for the sake of spitin’ Sir Robin McTart; to get myself
-into a position that makes me burstin’ with shame and feelin’ sure I can
-never hold up my head again in this world. Me, that’s always loathed a
-hoyden! and even have I the muscle of a lad, and can I stride a horse,
-and jump any ditch was ever dug,—yet, yet,—oh! How did I ever bring
-myself to put on _these_?” And My Lady Peggy slaps her breeches with a
-whack, and promptly falls upon her knees a-praying for her father and
-mother, and brother, and Sir Percy, and Chock, and Bickers.
-
-“And, Oh God, high up in Heaven, forgive me for all my wilfulness and
-jealousy and foolhardiness, and stealin’ my twin’s clothes; and deceit,
-the which has got me into this foul station, wherein I have told naught
-but lies—and I do despise lies,—they are most disgustin’ and utterly
-wicked. Forgive me for all the horrible sins I’ve committed—”
-
-Footsteps now resound in the corridor and the voice of Mr. Brummell’s
-own man says blandly:
-
-“This way, Mr. Chalk,” as he raps gently at the door.
-
-“—And for all those I shall have to commit!” concludes Her Ladyship, as
-she springs to her feet and unfastens the door, admitting the tailor _a
-la mode_.
-
-That night, the suit of grays well brushed, her wig re-curled, and her
-pocket-napkin richly perfumed, her mother’s Brussels veil stripped up
-and made into a cravat of so ravishing a device as caused her host
-almost a spasm when he beheld it, Sir Robin McTart sat at honor-place at
-dinner, and was, to make a long story short, the cynosure and toast of
-the occasion.
-
-The duel with Sir Percy, the rescue of My Lady Diana, the invention of a
-cravat, the nimble wit, the handsome face, soon bespoke Peggy into a
-favor, that, considering all other things, was well-nigh incredible; and
-when, the following day; she appeared in one of the suits Mr. Chalk had
-made, with a dash of powder on her wig and a bronzed complexion due to
-surreptitious purchase at the players’ cosmetic shop in Drury Lane, of
-sundry brown, red, and black pastes while making feint of being a
-comedian, the satisfaction of her host was unbounded.
-
-“Robin, my boy,” said this one, with a side-glance at his guest, “an
-you’re a bit short of money, I’ll put a few hundreds to your account at
-my banker’s. Young gentlemen will be wild and spendthrift at times;
-London’s new to you I fancy, and—”
-
-“I thank you, Mr. Brummell, from my heart,” returned Peg, “but I’ve
-three hundred pounds now idle in my pocket. That will last me, I’m
-confident, until I reach home, and, by your leave, I’m thinking I’ll
-quit town this evening.”
-
-But Mr. Brummell has no ears for any such scheme. The Beau’s erratic
-fancy has not been caught by a new object for the mere sake of losing
-it; his joy in the dash and buoyancy, the originality and naïvete of his
-latest discovery is genuine, and no argument, of the very few Lady Peggy
-can offer, but he breaks down at once.
-
-“Zounds, Sir! Are you a fool, Sir? Your sire was not one before you. To
-have half London a-talkin’ about you; all the prints a-chronicling your
-movements; all the ladies a-dying for a glimpse of you, and you only up
-in town these few days; and a-proposing to go back and bury your talents
-for tying Brussels, in Kent! Fie upon you, Sir! I listen to no such
-whims. Here’s my basket loaded with invitations for you already. Lady
-Brookwood’s rout to-night!” with a sly glance at Peg’s really blushing
-face; “Lady Diana Weston’s mother, as you are doubtless aware? The
-Charity Bazaar at Selwyn’s to-morrow; dinner at Holland House;
-Almacks’s, and my own little plan for next Thursday which is an outing
-to my seat in Surrey a-horseback; dinner, bowls, a look over the
-stables, and home by the light o’ the moon. ‘Back to Kent,’ forsooth!
-No, Sir, not yet.”
-
-A few hours later, as Lady Peggy got into her magnificent suit of
-crimson satin, gold embroidered; as she beheld her image in the glass
-and caught the hilt of her sword in her hand, the blood that surged over
-her face and throat was ruby-red; and, at her wits’ ends for what to do,
-the girl’s tears forced themselves to her eyes once again.
-
-She was to be off soon to Lady Brookwood’s; here she should encounter
-not only Lady Diana, but doubtless Percy himself; mayhap Kennaston, if
-he had been able to get him a decent coat to wear in place of the gray
-velvets! Doubtless, too, all those others she had met in Lark Lane.
-
-For the hundredth time she cast wildly about in her mind as to how she
-could, now at this present moment, rid herself of the hated disguise,
-get into her Levantine, get home to her mother’s arms, hide her head
-forever, and never, no never! look into face of man again!
-
-But Peggy saw no road. Every path seemed barred, save those that would
-forever damn her in the eyes of foes and friends alike.
-
-“Oh,” cried she in desperation. “How easy ’tis to get into breeches, a
-coat, a waist-coat, and a wig, but God ha’ mercy! will I ever be able to
-get out of ’em?”
-
-It is to be put down to the credit of My Lady Peggy’s up-bringing in the
-country with most times only a lad for her playmate, that now she bore
-herself with not only a fine ease and grace, but also with as splendid a
-swagger and daring as any young macaroni that carried a sword.
-
-“An I’m to be a man, I’ll be one!” cried she, “and if Lady Diana ogles,
-lud! I’ll give as good as she sends. Little him as I love’ll know, ’tis
-of his sometime Peggy he’ll be jealous!”
-
-So it was with a prodigious fine flutter of her napkin and a mightily
-impudent twirl of her eye-glass (purchased not two hours since), that
-Her Ladyship made her bows and kissed the finger-tips of Lady
-Brookwood’s handsome daughter.
-
-“I am your most grateful, Sir Robin!” cried this one, “and more pleased
-than I can express to welcome you. I only regret that Lord Brookwood is
-at Brookwood Hall, and not here to thank you for rescuing his daughter.”
-And so forth and on, with presentations to a dozen of fine ladies,
-dowagers and damsels, and a precious lot of fine gentlemen; and it
-seemed to Peggy, in her simplicity, as if the whole of Mayfair were
-a-bowing and scraping and making her out a hero,—which indeed was not
-far off the fact.
-
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-
-Two watched her as she came in on Beau Brummell’s arm. These were Sir
-Percy and Kennaston; one green with anxiety for Grigson’s return from
-his errand, jumping at every sound; having left word both at Lark Lane,
-his coffee-house, as well as at home where he had gone, that Grigson
-should report to him at once he arrived; the other green with envy of
-Peggy and any other who neared his divinity, yet afraid and too
-diffident to approach her closer than with the devouring gaze of his
-eyes.
-
-“That damned puppy again!” cries Percy, under his breath, as he surveys
-Peg in her satins. “By Gad, Sir, every lady in the room’s turning spite
-eyes on t’other, your incomparable Diana included, for fear he won’t
-stop and pay her a compliment.”
-
-“Ah,” sighs the young poet. “Percy, an you loved like me ’twould be
-bliss to even gaze upon your fair. Think you I dare make bold now to
-cross and make my bow?”
-
-“Why not?” returns the other gloomily. “Forgive my humor, Kennaston.
-Truth is, Sir, I’m mad, mad for Peg, and my ears are cracking and my
-brain splitting until that rascal, Grigson, gets back with answer to my
-letter. He’s been gone long enough to have made the journey four times
-over!”
-
-“Oh, Percy,” returns Peg’s twin. “I love you as a brother, an could I
-but physic Your Lady into complaisance, I’d give my life for it. What
-owe I not to you?” adds the young man with deep feeling. “You’ve fed me,
-and zooks! Sir, to-night you’ve clothed me, for since the scurvy knaves
-that frightened Lady Di stole my suit of grays and my sword and hat,
-what had I left? Where would I be now, were’t not for you?”
-
-“Tush, Ken, lad, I love you for yourself,—and ten thousand times more
-for her sake. Ken, I love her so that as I told her, if Sir Robin were a
-better man I’d cry off, an she said she loved him.”
-
-“What said she?”
-
-“Not that she loved him, but that she might,” he continues with sadness,
-as his eyes follow Peg on her almost royal progress about the
-drawing-rooms. “’Tis a proper fellow, enough, and I’d always heard he
-was a fright and a coward.”
-
-Kennaston presently took heart of grace and crossed to pay his duty to
-Lady Diana, who, ’twas plain to be seen by every other than this bashful
-swain, was by no means the indifferent to him she would feign play off.
-Her color came and went as Kennaston, blushing to match his lady,
-ventured to spout his ode to her; and, leaving the pair to gallop on
-this pleasant path, Sir Percy at a distance unconsciously followed Lady
-Peggy, at least with his gaze.
-
-Peggy meantime, denying right and left the story of her prowess, with
-quips and jests and ogles of the fair, still kept her eye on Percy. Not
-yet had she seen him approach Lady Diana; yet hold! even now, catching
-her own gaze fixed upon him, he turned and was presently bending over
-the little beauty’s fingers.
-
-A pang shot through Peg’s heart, and the tears were like to force their
-way; she made an excuse and left the long drawing-room, taking refuge in
-a small apartment where the tables were ready for cards. She sank into a
-chair and buried her face in her hands. The candles were not yet lighted
-and she was totally unobserved. Dashing the salt drops from her lashes
-with her hand,—
-
-“What am I!” she cried in her bitterness, “that I can not abide to even
-see him a-bending over her hand! Ain’t you no spirit, Peg? No pride?
-He’s not thinking of you, my dear; didn’t he say plain, if Sir Robin was
-the better man he’d give up to him! What kind of a suitor’s that, Peg?
-Lud! I’d not give up him to any one, whether they were my betters or
-no!”
-
-Could My Lady but have postponed her exit for a few brief moments she
-would have beheld Sir Percy, at a word in his ear from a footman, quit
-Lady Diana’s side with but the smallest ceremony, dash out into the
-vestibule, seize with a vice-like grip the man who stood there pale and
-trembling, and gasp out:
-
-“At last! the letter, the letter?”
-
-Grigson shook his head and got even whiter.
-
-“No letter?” Percy says in a dazed way.
-
-“Only your own, Sir Percy,” handing back the missive. “Her Ladyship was
-from home, Sir.”
-
-“Well, what of that! you infernal, damned rascal, did I not command you
-seek her, if ’twere at the other end of the world!”
-
-“Aye, Sir, and the quickest way of settin’ about findin’ Her Ladyship
-was for me to get back to town, Sir, as fast as the cursed beast I was
-cheated into hirin’, Sir, would fetch me.”
-
-“Speak out, for God’s sake! Is Her Ladyship up in London?” asked Sir
-Percy, actually shaking with impatience and astonishment.
-
-Grigson nods and without more ado proceeds to give an exact if somewhat
-rambling account of his entire experiences, from the moment he had
-quitted his master until the present.
-
-’Twere idle to attempt to describe Sir Percy’s state of mind. Up to now
-there had ever lingered in his heart the hope, nay, one of those
-unconscious beliefs men have, that in the end Peggy would be his. This
-news that Grigson brought crushed every such thought from his brain, but
-put in its place such a hatred of the young man now tasting the sweets
-of hero-worship (in little), in the adjoining room, as caused his
-fingers to itch for his steel and t’other’s flesh to meet once more, and
-to the death.
-
-He drew Grigson in from the vestibule and, unobserved in the crush, down
-the corridor to the darkness of the card-room where Peggy still sat
-disconsolate in her far-off corner.
-
-She, for the moment, is even unconscious that any one has entered until
-the voices arrest her attention.
-
-“By Gad!” Sir Percy cries in a low tone, falling into a seat and
-clapping his brow. “Up in London! The woman, vowing Sir Robin had
-crossed your entrance, inquiring for Her Ladyship! Your meeting, not Sir
-Robin, but an ill-conditioned little popinjay with squint eyes and of
-the height of the dwarf that waits upon my Lady Brookwood?”
-
-“Aye, Sir Percy,” returns Grigson. “No more like Sir Robin, which, Sir,
-begging your honor’s parding, is a very pretty young nobleman, with a
-good eye and a proper height.”
-
-Sir Percy nods.
-
-“Then,” speaking as if to himself and motioning the man away, “since
-she’s up in town without her parents’ knowledge and with a cock-and-bull
-story stuck into her Abigail’s mouth, it must be she’s eloped with the
-scoundrel out of Kent!”
-
-Grigson going, ventures to ask: “Any more h’orders, Sir Percy? Will I
-cover the town, all the inns and taverns, Sir?”
-
-The young man shakes his head and the servant bows himself away.
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-
- _Wherein Lady Peggy picks a very pretty quarrel
- with her presumed rival: and is
- later bid to Beau Brummell’s
- levee in her night rail._
-
-
-At this precise moment Lady Peggy, scarce able to contain herself longer
-and, reckless of every possible consequence, being about to cast herself
-upon her quondam lover’s protection, and to be rid forever of being a
-man, is stopped short of her purpose by the words that now fall slowly
-from the young man’s lips.
-
-“To deceive! to lie! to scheme! and plot, and bring shame and trouble
-upon her father and mother! Gad’s life!” Sir Percy brings his clenched
-hand down with a thump upon the card-table. “I had never believed that
-of Peggy! I’d have felled him that had hinted she could even plan a lie,
-or run off to a secret marriage with the best man that lives.”
-
-At which speech My Lady’s color burned as never before since she was
-born, and her choler rose at the double charge, both the one that was
-true as to her deceit, and the one that was not as to her secret
-nuptials.
-
-Palpitating with rage and wounded sensibility, with remorse and
-wretchedness; brought to bay with a situation she could not endure, Peg
-now utterly forgot her breeches or her shame at these, and, stepping
-boldly forth into the small circle of light shed in at the doorway, from
-the candles in the corridor, she saluted Sir Percy and spoke:
-
-“I bid you good-evening, Sir Percy de Bohun, and, having had either the
-good, or the ill fortune to unintentionally overhear your remarks
-concerning Lady Peggy Burgoyne, I feel it my duty and pleasure alike to
-defend her from the unjust and unworthy attack which you, Sir, have just
-been pleased to make.”
-
-“Sir Robin McTart!” exclaims Percy, with a start and in a prodigious
-anger. “I deny your charges, Sir, and would remind you that
-eaves-droppers are ever the cumberers of dangerous ground.”
-
-“Sir!” responds Lady Peggy, her temper rising the more at the sense of
-the injustice and falseness of her whole tenure. “You coupled just now
-the name of a lady with that of Sir Robin McTart. I demand how you dare
-to assume such a responsibility, Sir, until at least either the lady in
-question, or I, gives you our confidence, or our leave.”
-
-“‘Our’ forsooth! ‘Our!’” comes fiercely from between Sir Percy’s
-clenched teeth, while his hand flies to his sword-hilt.
-
-“Why the devil, Sir—an you’ve been so lucky as win the lady for your
-bride—make off with her i’ the dark, shut her up in some unfindable
-hole? cheat her parents, and go strutting like some vain peacock up and
-down other ladies’ drawing-rooms? Be a man, Sir, and publish your
-triumph broadcast, nor let the town presently go gossiping and
-countryside wagging with the scandal of an elopement! Zounds! Sir Robin
-McTart, that!” flipping a stray card from the table almost in Her
-Ladyship’s face, “for your gallantry and your honor!”
-
-“What do you mean, Sir?” cries Peggy, struck with horror all a-heap, and
-with terror as well, yet keeping up a brave show with her drawn rapier
-and sparkling eyes.
-
-“Whatever you damned please, Sir,” returns Percy, now white-heat too,
-and most reckless of time or place.
-
-“I’ve too much regard for Lady Peggy, Sir, not to postpone the climax of
-this matter until our next meeting, let it be when you see fit!” cries
-Peg with woman’s wit and wisdom too.
-
-“’Slife, Sir, I ask you as one gentleman to another, nay, I implore it
-of you,” cries Sir Percy, rent betwixt choler, love and apprehension,
-“most humbly, is Lady Peggy your wife?”
-
-Her Ladyship was now like to laugh, so near akin are mirth and sorrow,
-but she replied very loftily:
-
-“I decline to discuss the matter, Sir, and would remind you that report
-hath your attentions engaged in quite another direction.”
-
-“You know where Lady Peggy Burgoyne is at this moment?” says Sir Percy
-hotly, determined to push his matter to its ending this very night, and
-almost crazed by his passion and its balking.
-
-“That I do, Sir,” returns Her Ladyship with a covert smile.
-
-“Tell me, or I’ll brain you where you stand.” Percy makes an ugly lunge
-at his opponent with his fist, but merely as a threat.
-
-“That will I not,” says she firmly.
-
-What might have further ensued is, at this crisis, put out of the
-question by the entrance of Kennaston, who, espying Percy the first,
-cries out joyfully:
-
-“Percy, Percy, Lady Diana hath given me leave to tell you she consents—”
-
-“Tush, Sir!” interrupts Percy, jerking his head toward the other
-occupant of the room. “Sir Robin McTart and I have come near to blows,
-and must fight of a surety, on the subject of your sister, Sir; and ’tis
-for you to know without more delay that Lady Peggy is up in London,
-unknown to her parents; that Sir Robin hath her whereabouts and
-absolutely refuses to reveal the same.” Percy crosses the room, strikes
-a tinder and lights the candles on the mantel-shelf.
-
-“You are cursedly badly mistook, gentlemen, both of you,” says
-Kennaston, quietly enough. “I’ve got a letter which I found upon my
-table this very night, just come from my sister at Kennaston,” with
-which her twin pulls My Lady’s most ill-spelled and crumpled missive
-from his pocket and holds it up before the four astonished eyes that are
-staring at it.
-
-Peggy in amaze recognizes the letter she had written to her brother the
-day long since in the buttery, and which she had taken up to town in her
-reticule and must have dropped when she had paid her ill-starred visit
-to Kennaston’s chambers in Lark Lane.
-
-“Frowse, the charwoman’s daughter, vowed she’d found it a-lying in the
-entry under the water-tub. There’s an end of your dispute, Sirs, I
-trust,” glancing from one to the other. “Come, come, Sir Percy, and you,
-Sir Robin, whom indeed the letter you brought me from Lady Peggy the
-other night doth most highly commend to my good offices, must be
-friends,” taking a hand of each. “Nor let Dame Rumor split ye asunder
-with her lies about my little twin’s being up in town. Gadzooks, Sirs,
-the child’s not a notion of a difference betwixt Mayfair and—Drury Lane!
-I beg of you, Mr. Brummell,” as this one now comes mincing in together
-with Lord Escombe, Sir Wyatt, Mr. Jack Chalmers and others for their
-game, “for you’ve the graces I lack in such matters.—These two gallants
-have had a difference, and ’tis you, Mr. Brummell, can set ’em straight
-again.”
-
-“Cards! cards! Spades, clubs, diamonds, hearts,” exclaims the Beau,
-touching the Queen of Hearts with the toe of his high-heeled shoe, as it
-lies on the floor where it was shot from Sir Percy’s hand.
-
-“Split me! but ’tis them that are at the bottom of every quarrel, Sirs;
-whisk me, but if a spade, or a club, or a heart, provided it be a
-lady’s, or a diamond, which the Jews have a lien on, ain’t the only
-causes for disagreement in this world!”
-
-“Correct as your own toilet, Sir!” cries Wyatt.
-
-“Now, ’twas hearts of course, damn ’em, and the queen of ’em that’s
-roused both your tempers, but for God’s sake, gentlemen,” taking now the
-hand of each which has slipped clear of Kennaston’s fingers, “bethink
-you, if the lady, whose name I can’t even guess, whom you both adore,
-stood here, what would her pleasure be, Robin, my lad, answer me, for of
-brawling there can be none here and fighting no more. Speak, Sir!”
-
-“Faith!” answered Lady Peggy, with splendid valor and a rise in her
-color and her heels, “to my certain knowledge the lady’d have her name
-put out of the matter wholly, and she’d sooner die, Sir, than have any
-fighting over her preferences, by either Sir Percy de Bohun or Sir Robin
-McTart.”
-
-The which being taken to be, by all present, a most prodigious and
-amazing gentlemanlike and politic speech, Sir Percy was feign accept,
-mock-smile and bow, while all the rest blew their lungs hollow
-applauding and praising his still hated and still suspected rival.
-
-Peace restored outwardly, whatever else raged in the breasts of the two
-opponents, the gallants sat to their tables, Kennaston managing to
-whisper to Sir Percy across the deal:
-
-“As I was telling you when I entered, Percy, Lady Di permits me to let
-you know she consents to my dedicating the ode to her, and Lillie, at
-the corner of Beanford Buildings in the Strand, hath engaged to publish
-it at once!”
-
-But this, Lady Peggy, at a distant table, engaged in picquet with His
-Grace of Escombe, hears not; there rings in her ears naught save the
-words Kennaston uttered when he came into the card-room—“Lady Diana hath
-given me leave to tell you she _consents_.”
-
-“Consents!” To what else but his suit? Which, egged on by his noble
-uncle, has been pushing any time these ten years, since boy and girl Sir
-Percy and Lady Di had played, ridden, romped, quarreled as brother and
-sister together.
-
-“Consents!”
-
-It echoes and resounds in Her Ladyship’s head over and over again the
-night through, and ’tis quite of a piece with her mood that she seeks
-out Lady Diana when tea and cakes are passing, and, with sly looks,
-congratulates Her Ladyship on the happiness she has this night conferred
-on a very gallant gentleman not so many miles away!
-
-And quite in Lady Diana’s line of reasoning, having heard from Kennaston
-that Sir Robin has come up to town highly commended to him by his
-sister, and that, although he had been sorely jealous and distraught at
-the said Sir Robin’s good fortune in the matter of the rescue of Her
-Ladyship, he still believed him to be head over heels in love with his
-twin, etc., etc., etc., and so, Her Ladyship argued, Kennaston had
-doubtless confided to the said Sir Robin such tokens of her favor as the
-said Lady Diana had that evening seen fit to manifest; never for a
-moment misdoubting that any other swain was in the supposed Robin’s mind
-any more than he was in her own!
-
-“_Consents!_”
-
-’Twas reverberating in Peg’s ears and a-knocking at her heart for the
-hundredth time, when, returned to the card-room, she learned that Mr.
-Brummell was inviting the company for the Thursday to his seat Ivy Dene.
-’Twas to be a gentlemen’s party only; out on horseback, the twenty
-miles, leaving the White Horse at ten in the morning, with luncheon en
-route at the Merry Rabbit at Market Ossory; a look over the stables and
-paddocks on arriving at Ivy Dene,—a quiet game, maybe, and such a dinner
-as only, the Beau swore, his country cook could get up; with the ride
-back to town by the light of the near-full moon.
-
-Lady Peggy was soon made aware that this festivity was solely in her
-honor, and succumbed to it as cheerfully as she might.
-
-God keep her! All the while staring at the ribbon of her twin’s wig,
-a-longing to cast her arms about his neck and pray him cover her up in
-his wraprascal and fetch her home; vowing she’d run away from ’em all
-the next minute, but where? How? Which way could it be done so that
-capture, discovery, and humiliation would not follow? Peggy could
-contrive no method, and the girl was literally terrified both at the
-prospect before her and by the realization that easy as it had been to
-jump into man’s attire ’twas well-nigh impossible to get out of it
-again. Should she on returning to Peter’s Court lay off her satin suit,
-wig, and rapier, and resume her Levantine gown, hood, petticoats,
-patches, and reticule, how and of what hour of the day or night could
-she in safety leave the mansion and find her way unsuspected to the
-King’s Arms and the coach? ’Twould be out of the question; servants were
-up and about at all hours, and were a woman seen emerging from her room,
-what piece of scandal would not the next day ring from one end of the
-town to t’other.
-
-With “consents” tattooing in her brain, My Lady recklessly put all the
-heart there was left in her into the present moment, lost a hundred
-pounds to Escombe with a fine grace; won five hundred with no more ado;
-laughed, drank a little wine, went home with her host at four in the
-morning, and fell heavily asleep.
-
-At two of the afternoon the Beau usually held an informal levee attended
-by the more noted of the bucks and macaronis of the town; vastly
-entertaining half hours, wherein, while soundly abusing the newspapers
-for their being stuffed with lies, the company still eagerly devoured
-every scrap of gossip they contained; where the amount of frizz towering
-above Lady This’s brow was measured and scanned, the better appearance
-of Lady That in the new-fashioned gown discussed; and the horrid aspect
-of the Hon. Miss So and So’s toupee and her general resemblance to a
-malt-sack tied in the middle, talked over. This couplet and that comedy
-were torn to pieces by as many pretty wits as chanced to be present,
-while Tempers dressed his master’s wig in a corner and a footman and a
-negro page handed chocolate round in silver trays.
-
-The Beau, himself, reclined on his great bedstead with its fine tester,
-a half dozen of pillows richly laced at his head; a flowered gown about
-his shoulders, his night-cap on, a coverlet embroidered by the Chinese
-over him, his snuff-box at hand, reading aloud from the damp and freshly
-arrived print whilst Sir Wyatt, Lord Escombe, Mr. Jack Chalmers, and a
-dozen more sat or stood, cup in fingers, ’twixt lip and saucer,
-hearkening, eager, to the news.
-
-“’Tis by this on the tip of every tongue in town that there occurred
-last night at Lady B——d’s rout an encounter (the second within a
-se’ennight), betwixt Sir P——y de B——n and a certain young gentleman from
-Kent whose handsome face, genteel manners, and dashing behavior, have
-conspired to place him in so brief a time at the very height of favor in
-society, and more especially in the eyes of Lady D——a W——n. It had been
-supposed that the affair recounted in these pages as having taken place
-in the chambers of Lord K——n of K——n was on account solely of the above
-mentioned adorable young scion of a noble house. We are in a position to
-assure the world of fashion that such is not the case, and that both the
-unfortunate disputes betwixt these two gallants are to be laid to the
-door of Lady P——y B——e, sister to Lord K——n. Report hath it that Her
-Ladyship is in London; rumor contradicts report and avers that the fair
-one has not stirred from home. The issue is awaited with interest, as
-the verbatim account of an unsuspected elopement may be looked for at
-any moment. Safe to say the vivacious Lady P——y B——e, whom the town hath
-never had the pleasure of beholding, has succeeded in stirring Mayfair
-to its depths and has been the cause already of a very pretty pair of
-quarrels between two young gentlemen of the first quality.”
-
-“’Slife!” cried Beau Brummell. “Who now the devil’s Lady P——y?”
-
-“By the dragon, himself, I never heard that Kennaston had a sister!”
-said Lord Wootton and Mr. Vane at once.
-
-“Yes!” exclaims Sir Wyatt, tapping his forehead, recollectively, “I do
-recall that Sir Robin McTart, the night we were at Kennaston’s chambers,
-entered with the presentation of a letter of introduction from ‘Lady
-Peggy Burgoyne to her brother,’ and ’sdeath! ’twas, I believe, she about
-whom they fought, too!”
-
-“Ha! ’tis not only Lady Di, then, that’s at the bottom of their quarrel
-after all,” says Mr. Brummell, reflectively.
-
-“Where is the fair one?” asks Escombe. “Who knows that?”
-
-“Faith! no one. Stop! Sir Robin must know, since ’tis for her he
-unsheathes twice in a week,” cries the host.
-
-“Where is he?”
-
-“Bring him in!”
-
-“Send for Sir Robin!” is the cry of the company.
-
-“Zooks! Sirs, but our reputations as gallants are broken up, an we’ve
-not seen her of whom the prints speak thus!” says the Beau, adding at
-once:
-
-“Tempers, my compliments to Sir Robin McTart, and beg of him to join us,
-for, at the least, a few moments. I know he’s averse to early rising,
-but pray inform him to skip across in his dressing-gown and slippers,
-and night-cap, we’ve no ladies here about to ogle him!”
-
-The which message being conveyed to My Lady Peggy a-sitting by the
-pulled-out chest of drawers, mournfully contemplating her long shorn
-tresses with barred door, arouses in her such a fever of sorrow as
-well-nigh chokes her utterance.
-
-“Say to Mr. Brummell I’m asleep, Tempers, and crave to know his
-pleasure, the answer to which I’ll send as faithfully as Morpheus will
-permit, by you for Mercury! Off with you!” and Her Ladyship softly
-stroked her locks, and for the thousandth time went planning her escape.
-
-Peels of laughter, rattling of rapiers, click of heels, and now—
-
-“Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat!” on the door.
-
-“McTart! McTart! Up with you from betwixt coverlets and into your
-Persian quilt!”
-
-“Out with ye, Sir Robin, or by Gad! Sir, we’ll in, the fifteen of us!
-and rout you up from Morpheus’s arms.”
-
-“Come, Sir Robin, dally no longer with sweet sleep; up, Sir, and bethink
-you of Beauty spelled with a P-E-G-G-Y!” shouts Sir Wyatt, chorused by
-the rest.
-
-At first clap of voices Peggy stuck her hair back into the drawer,
-jumped up, and stood, hand upon the dressing-table, her expression like
-nothing else so much as that of a fawn caught in a thicket.
-
-“’Sdeath! Gentlemen, I pray of you, a few moments grace!” cries she,
-trembling from the knees down, for ’tis quite of the temper of the
-manners of the day that in a second more the whole company should batter
-down the mahogany and burst in.
-
-“Three-and-thirty, an you like, Sir Robin!” says Escombe, who is soberer
-than the rest.
-
-“Give us the whereabouts of Lady Peggy Burgoyne,” shouts Mr. Chalmers,
-“and we’ll trouble you no more ’til doomsday!”
-
-“Lady Peggy Burgoyne!”
-
-“Lady Peggy Burgoyne!”
-
-“Where’s Lady Peggy Burgoyne?”
-
-“Where’s Lady Peggy Burgoyne?”
-
-“Where is the fair one for whom you and Sir Percy de Bohun have fought
-with blades and tongues, twice now, since this day last week?”
-
-“Lady Peggy Burgoyne!” cried they in hot concert, joined in most lustily
-by the Beau from his bed across the corridor, and accompanied by the
-pounding of fifteen rapier points on the parquet, and thirty fists on
-the woodwork, as well as the demoniacal screams of the Beau’s little
-negro and the parrot on his wrist.
-
-“Tell us where she is!” came high staccato last from Sir Wyatt’s
-exhausted lips.
-
-“My Lords and Gentlemen!” answers Her Ladyship, standing close to the
-door enveloped from top to toe in a sheet over her night-rail. “Would to
-God I could!”
-
-There was a ring of heartfelt truth in the reply, and its utterance was
-succeeded by a second’s surprised pause.
-
-The young bucks regarded each other with shrugs, pursed mouths, and
-interrogation points bristling in their eyes.
-
-Mr. Chalmers, recovered of his surprise sooner than the others, says:
-
-“Do you mean to say, Sir Robin, that the whereabouts of the lady with
-whose name the prints and the coffee-houses are ringing; for whose sake
-you came near to fighting Sir Percy only last night, and did fight him
-in Lark Lane o’ Thursday last, ain’t known to you?”
-
-“Is she in London?” pipes the Beau, pinching the little black till he
-squeaks again.
-
-“That I can not tell,” responds Her Ladyship. “I do know she’s not in
-Kent; and she’s not at Kennaston Castle. ’Slife! Sirs,” adds she, “I
-pray your consideration. Guess what you will; this matter of Lady Peggy
-sticks me closer than you dream, and I’d give my life to know her safe
-at home with her mother.”
-
-Silence ensues; the disappointed fifteen get them back to the Beau’s
-bedside to talk over this latest development as to the mysterious Lady
-Peggy.
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- IX
-
- _In the which Lady Peg overhears a horrible
- plot to murder; and wherein
- Mr. Incognito encountereth
- Sir Robin._
-
-
-She herself falls into such an immediate flood of tears as shakes her
-well, and then up she rises from her depths, and with all the courage of
-her race and blood, she vows that, come another sunset she will quit
-Peter’s Court as if for a walk, and never return; that in small clothes,
-since it must be, she will journey back to Kennaston Castle, and risk
-all the discomfiture and disgrace her doing so may bring upon her.
-
-In point of fact, My Lady Peggy was at that state of mind when it seemed
-to her no degradation or humiliation, no sorrow that could be visited
-upon her, would be too much punishment, or enough, for the sins without
-number she had committed since the luckless day she took the coach for
-town.
-
-When she emerged from her room for dinner, ’twas to learn that Mr.
-Brummell had been summoned hastily to St. James’s on so important an
-affair as to initiate His Royal Highness into the mysteries of the new
-tie of Sir Robin’s own invention! and that he trusted in this audience
-to obtain permission to fetch Sir Robin to the Palace and present him
-within a few days to several august personages, etc., etc., etc.
-
-Her Ladyship, therefore, dined alone, scantily too; food choked her,
-wine burned her throat, and to speak truth she was heartily glad not to
-have to drink it, for Her Ladyship was an abstemious young lady and
-believed milk, Bohea and Pekoe the beverages for her sex, to the
-exclusion of any stronger.
-
-At twilight, having made her duds and her tresses up into a reputable
-enough parcel, Lady Peggy, in a suit of claret velvet, leaving all the
-rest of her man’s attire hanging in the presses, sauntered carelessly
-out of the house, declining the footman’s offer of a chair, or even a
-hackney chaise, or a page to carry her parcel, and set off at a swinging
-pace across the square and toward the river. It was her intention, by
-way of frustrating any attempts at tracing her which might be set afoot,
-the discovery of her flight once made, to so double on her own tracks,
-and to seek out such unimagined and unlikely streets to traverse, as
-must puzzle both bell-man, watch, and redbird alike, as well as her
-acquaintances.
-
-She swaggered along toward St. Stephen’s where a coach containing
-quality was occasionally met even now; then down Horseferry Road, almost
-to the river’s bank; then along Jackanapes Row, with little idea of the
-cut-throat locality she was haunting; back again toward better
-neighborhoods; then a lurch to the Thames making into Farthing Alley and
-Little Boy Yard, at the end of which she found herself at the old Dove
-Pier.
-
-Peg stood still, her heart beating both with her quick walk, and at the
-strangeness of all that surrounded her. She had no fear, because her arm
-was stout, her aim sure, pistols at her belt and a good sword at her
-side; and she was perfectly ignorant of any harm here to be found,
-greater than at the door of Beau Brummell’s house.
-
-The dark dwellings of the yard frowned at one another, with not an ell
-of sky to share between ’em at their roofs; the sign of the “Three Cups”
-swung and creaked in the slow breeze; the river, black and gruesome,
-lapped at the foot of the stone pile against which she leaned. On the
-river the tired bargemen rested at their oars, and the dip of a
-water-bird was the only sound that struck upon her ear. Peggy was
-casting about in her mind whether to enter the inn and inquire her road
-to the King’s Arms in the Strand, and had just turned to do so, when in
-the cavernous doorway of one of the gaunt-looking tenements she beheld
-three figures. The faces of two were toward her, and by the light of the
-fish-oil lamp swinging at the next-door tavern, she beheld them, so
-sinister and forbidding as to cause her to halt for a space, and then,
-overcoming her dread, to pursue her path, but slowly and by crossing the
-yard.
-
-As she did so, her weapon caught in her heel and as she bent to
-disengage it, a voice speaking in low muffled tones arrested her gait.
-
-It was the voice of Sir Robin McTart saying:
-
-“If I make it ten guineas apiece on the spot, you swear to leave him
-cold on the pier yonder, come Sunday night, or to tie a stone about his
-throat and throw him into the river?”
-
-“Aye, aye,” grunts one of the two companions of this most valorous
-gentleman. “’E’s h’always ’ulkin ’ereabouts o’ Sunday nights.”
-
-Lady Peggy, with such a pull-string of terror at her heart as she never
-had before, draws closer to the wall of the tenement before which she
-has halted, creeps nearer to the portal wherein these cavaliers are
-quartered.
-
-“Let it be five guineas apiece to-night,” squeaks the Baronet, “and the
-remainder when the business is done?”
-
-“The devil knock you into hell with your, ‘when the business is done!’”
-mutters the other. “We’s doin’ your job for you for little enough.
-Tain’t everyone as’d h’undertake the funeral of a h’Earl’s heir like Sir
-Percy de Bohun——”
-
-Her Ladyship’s like now to fall in a swoon; but not she; only leans she
-a bit against the bricks, her bosom heaving, her eyes dilating, her lips
-bitten in until they are almost bleeding.
-
-“Hush-h-h! no names, you varlets!” interrupts Sir Robin.
-
-“Hey?” responds the other, “the walls ain’t got no h’ears, and if they
-’ad wot I’m a-sayin’s the cussid truth, eh, Bloksey?”
-
-Bloksey grunts.
-
-“The town’ll be afire when it’s out that a gallant like ’im that’s heir
-to Lord Gower’s been done fer; and then, my fine gentleman, who’s to pay
-for’t, if we’s caught and if we ’appens to be seen by any one when we’re
-a doin’ of your job? No, money all down now, or Sir Percy lives as long
-as ’e likes, for us!”
-
-Peg’s hand’s upon the hilt of her sword.
-
-Shall she spring and run Sir Robin through?
-
-Shall she hide and buy the rascals out at a higher price than he has
-paid?
-
-But no sooner do these thoughts rush through her brain than the utter
-impossibility of compassing the one, or of performing the other,
-undetected, if even with her life, and she so at the mercy of these
-cut-throats, comes to steady her, and she realizes that her only part is
-to get away as fast as she may, and unseen if she can.
-
-Meantime Sir Robin concludes his bargain with the two desperadoes, and
-as they withdraw into their haunt, and he turns on his heel, he espies
-Lady Peggy rounding the corner with her bundle under her arm. The little
-Baronet with a sidelong glance in at the hallway to make sure his men
-are out of sight, darts to the opposite side of the court on tiptoe, and
-then, putting hands to mouth, calls across softly, but clearly, in a
-tone half of joy, half anger.
-
-“Mr. Incognito! Mr. Incognito! Ho! I say, Incognito!”
-
-Peg stops short. ’Twere wiser perhaps to try to discover what had put
-Sir Robin McTart up to the murder.
-
-“By Gad, Sir!” cries this one, making a dash now over to Peg’s side of
-the way. “Here have I scoured the town for you day and night, and no
-trace of you anywhere! ‘Incognito’ me no more, Sir! Who are you, Sir?
-Damme! I’ll stand no more such nonsense!” Sir Robin’s valor’s thoroughly
-based on the knowledge that, were blade to be unsheathed to his hurt, he
-could and would shout for his hirelings to the rescue.
-
-’Twas the first and only time in his life that he was ever known to
-urge, or even hint, a quarrel _in propria persona_.
-
-“I’ll ‘incognito’ you to the end of the chapter, Sir Robin McTart,”
-answers Lady Peggy, clapping hand to hilt.
-
-“Very well, Sir, very well,” says the Baronet, reflecting that another
-corpse might cost him ten guineas more, ere he were done with it; and
-besides yearning for the news of His Lady which he thinks he may glean.
-“I’ve small stomach for fightin’ any man. Religion don’t teach us that
-lesson, but ’tis a devilish trick you’ve played me, Sir.”
-
-“In what way, Sir? Out with it,” replies Peggy.
-
-“You, Sir, sent me to Kennaston a-seeking Lady Peggy Burgoyne, Sir; she
-was from home, and not a word else could I buy or wring out of her
-servant’s cursed mouth. Then I hied to Kent, believing, from your fine
-messages to me from Her Ladyship, that she must be there at her
-godmother’s. No, Sir! she was not; nor could any one tell but that she
-was at Kennaston Castle for all they knew. Back in town post-haste, I
-seek Lark Lane, where her brother lodges, so I had heard, only to learn
-that he has gone to stop with Sir Percy de Bohun, in Charlotte Street.”
-
-“Well, you sought him there?” inquires Peg quivering with suppressed
-excitement.
-
-“I did not, Sir!” replies Sir Robin with emphasis.
-
-“Thank heaven!” says his companion fervently, an exclamation which may
-do double duty, and is well taken by the little gentleman from Kent.
-
-“No, Sir; you do not suppose, Sir, that I’m a-going to risk a life
-that’s dear to Lady Peggy, at the hands of a ripping brawler and
-sure-kill like Sir Percy, do you?”
-
-“Ah, Sir Robin,” quoth Her Ladyship. “If you knew what a consolation it
-would be to Lady Peggy to hear of your unwillingness to hazard your
-precious person in such company, ’twould ease your mind and heart.”
-
-“Look you!” whispers Sir Robin, plucking at Peg’s sleeve. “But tell me
-where she is? This mystery’s killing me! How fares she? Does she pine
-for me? and is this true?” With shaking hands Sir Robin takes from his
-pocket a copy of a print of the day previous, and unfolding, reads to
-the astonished Peg the following paragraphs.
-
-“Town’s talk is all for the very pretty quarrel betwixt Sir P——y de
-B——n, and the gallant and handsome Sir R——n McT——t of Kent. ’Tis all
-over Mayfair, and far beyond, that the cause of the dispute’s the lovely
-but mysterious Lady P——y B——e.”
-
-“’Slife!” interrupts Peg, catching at straws. “You now perceive, Sir
-Robin, why ’tis that Her Ladyship must keep her whereabouts a secret,
-even,” she adds with sentimental deflection, “from you. Trust me, Sir,
-as you would trust her, and be guided by my counsel!”
-
-Sir Robin nods vigorously, fluttering his sheet with anxious fingers.
-“Listen, Sir, listen, to this further.” He reads on. “Sir P——y de B——n
-has sworn by all that’s sacred, so ’tis said, to stick Sir R——n McT——t
-to the death, and serious consequences are feared.”
-
-“Ah!” cries Lady Peggy, overjoyed to hear anything that may serve to
-keep the little Baronet and Sir Percy from meeting. “’Tis a gentleman of
-his word, I promise you. Better get back at once to Robinswold, and let
-London and Sir Percy gallop to the devil, an they see fit!”
-
-“Nay,” replies the one addressed. “Not I, Sir Incognito. It is not for a
-McTart to turn his back on danger, but the rather,” and here by the
-fish-oil gleam, the little gentleman’s squint eyes leer cunningly up
-into Her Ladyship’s face: “The rather,” continues he, glancing
-cautiously around, “take measures to protect myself.”
-
-“Very commendable of you, Sir Robin, by my faith,” cries Peggy, although
-she shudders, now linking her arm in her companion’s, and assuming an
-air of easy confidence, by the which she hopes to ensnare him into a
-complete revelation of his plans.
-
-“Since you go armed, and are, I doubt not, a master in the art of
-self-defense, what have you to fear from Sir Percy de Bohun?”
-
-“True,” responds the Baronet, with a reservation to himself and no mind
-at all to proceed any further with his revelations. “Gad! Sir, a fellow
-like that,” clutching at the newspaper stuck among his ruffles, “ain’t
-to be trusted as long as he’s above the ground. I swear, Sir! I fear to
-walk abroad and hold myself housed at my inn in Pimlico, close, not
-daring to show my face. A ruffian that’s publicly printed as seekin’
-life’d stick me in the back in the dark, an he got the chance.”
-
-“Nay, nay, Sir Robin,” says Peg, up for her sweetheart, “he’s not that
-sort of a gentleman—but, look you, keep close, frequent neither club,
-coffee or chocolate-house, or rout or drum; eschew Vauxhall, Richmond
-and the play-house, or any likely place where bucks gather, for trust
-me, Sir, an you do meet Sir Percy, there’ll be the devil to pay, and his
-blade’s his obedient slave.”
-
-Poor Peg! She has not only to protect Percy of his life, but, as before,
-to prevent any discovery of her usurpation of the little Baronet’s name.
-
-“Curse him! I fear him not!” responds this one, his itching fingers
-twisting about the empty purse in his pocket.
-
-“But of Her Ladyship, Sir Go-between?” adds he presently, as they emerge
-upon the broader and better lighted road. “’Pon my life, but to so find
-myself the hero of a romantic passion with the Lady secluded in a
-mystery, a nobleman thirsting for my blood, a nameless gentleman playin’
-Mercury betwixt me and my fair, ’tis amazing, Sir! prodigious amazing!”
-Sir Robin struts and takes snuff very comfortably, since he has got out
-of a very dangerous environment.
-
-Peg’s soul sickens within her as she listens to him.
-
-“Tell me now, how fares she?”
-
-“Not so well,” answers she.
-
-“You’ve seen her?”
-
-“Not I.”
-
-“Are like to?”
-
-“No, Sir.”
-
-“You can convey messages to her by some fond way she’s planned to get
-her news of me, eh?”
-
-“I can, Sir Robin.”
-
-“Sir, whoever you are, for pity’s sake, tell me where is she?”
-
-“Not far, Sir.”
-
-“Gad, Sir, to touch her hand, her cheek! You’re in her sure confidence?
-She does favor me? She will not give me hopes, Sir, to turn around and
-break my heart by marryin’ of another?”
-
-“Lady Peggy’ll never marry any man, Sir Robin, I’m of the opinion, so
-I’d not give that for your chances!” answers she.
-
-“Think you she ever cared for Sir Percy?” asks he.
-
-“Sir, who can fathom a woman’s heart? ’Tis deeper than the sea; so deep,
-methinks, ofttimes she herself holds not that plummet that can sound it.
-Sir Robin, I take my leave of you.”
-
-“Hold! hold! Sir, not so fast. Where next may I encounter you?”
-
-“That must be as Her Ladyship says,” answers Peggy. “Your inn’s in
-Pimlico?”
-
-“Yes, the Puffled Hen, not far off Battersea Bridge.”
-
-“Farewell, Sir, and look you keep close in-doors, and risk no quarrel
-with Sir Percy de Bohun.”
-
-“Farewell, Sir,” watching Her Ladyship turn down the street as he turns
-up. “Gad’s life! ’twas well he happened when he did, and not earlier, to
-eavesdrop my bargain with the wharf-rats! ’Sdeath! Risk no quarrel with
-Sir Percy! Not so long as there’s guineas left to buy corpses with!” and
-the little gentleman trots over to Pimlico, tolerably well pleased with
-his evening’s work; there, however, to be greeted with the reading of
-more newspapers, including that one which had earlier in the day so
-entertained Beau Brummell and his familiars.
-
-Not for a moment did the Baronet mistrust, or have a suspicion, other
-than that his fame had caused him to be made the subject of such a pack
-of pretty stories as was then the custom of the press, as now, regarding
-any gentleman of position and gallantry. Sir Robin’s vanity easily
-swallowed the dose, and he even slapped his thigh and laughed his little
-dice-rattle laugh, as he reflected how safe he really was with never a
-challenge or a brawl to his cowardly credit since he got his first
-flogging at Eton.
-
-He actually mouthed over his prospective wooing, and assured winning of
-Lady Peggy, and felt a calm satisfaction in the knowledge that the one
-rival he feared would so soon be beyond the reach of ladies’ smiles or
-tears. No qualms came to disturb his genial enjoyment of purposed
-assassination. In those days to kill was nearer men’s tempers than it is
-to-day. ’Twas with blackguard and man of honor alike, the first redress
-for even the pettiest sort of a dispute; with the difference of method
-only, that the gallant blade fought out his quarrel on the open field,
-while the craven bought a hireling’s dagger to do it in the dark.
-
-Meantime, My Lady, by as direct a route as she can fathom out of the
-labyrinth of her ignorance and her distracted state of mind, makes back
-to Peter’s Court with her parcel of duds still under her arm.
-
-She enters, mounts the stair-case, seeks her room, closes the door, and
-sits down.
-
-“’Tis now not to be doubted,” she says to herself, “but that the Devil’s
-at the helm of my ship—and that I am to be a man for the rest of my
-life. ’Sdeath! as dad says, I’ll stop over till Sunday night’s o’er
-past, and as surely as my name’s Peggy Burgoyne I’ll foil that little
-dastardly groat of a Baronet’s plot to murder him that I once l-loved.
-Bah!” cries she half aloud. “What’s the use of mincin’ matters that’s
-true? Him that I love! Even if he’s dyin’ for Lady Diana, and goin’ to
-be her husband instead of mine! ‘Consents!’” murmurs she, flinging
-herself on the bed in a flood of tempestuous tears.
-
-In vain regretting, she now too fully realized that her own wilful
-words, her jealousy, her falsehoods, her deceits, were the sole causes
-for Sir Robin’s terror, and, therefore, for the abominable scheme which
-he had just concocted.
-
-Presently she arose, tossed the bundle once more back into its
-hiding-place, and set to pacing up and down the floor as she’d seen her
-twin do at home when he was looking high and low for a rhyme.
-
-’Twas weightier matters kept Peg moving for an hour or more, and
-quick-spinning as were her heart and temper, her brain bore a more even
-balance.
-
-First she had thought to warn Percy by a letter unsigned; the which she
-knew he’d pitch into the fire and think no more about. Then, that she’d
-write one to Kennaston imploring him to keep Percy from the pier Sunday
-night or any other; this she soon recognized would have the fate of
-t’other. Then, ’twas to contrive some plan to fetch him to Richmond,
-Windsor, any place else for Sunday; but to this arose the objection that
-the blackguards cheated of one day, or place, would not fail to wait
-upon their prey some other. At the last, Her Ladyship’s shrewd
-common-sense and indomitable pluck plainly showed her there was but one
-safe plan out of the danger; and this must be to go herself to the river
-Sunday night, and there concealed, armed, await the coming of the
-cut-throats from their den, and from the rear, put a shot into each at
-one and the same moment.
-
-Could she do it?
-
-Her Ladyship had muscles of steel, no nerves, as the fine ladies of her
-day comprehended them; as brave and loyal a heart as ever beat in any
-breast; good faith in God, for all her frowardness; and that species of
-love burning within her for Sir Percy de Bohun, which has, not a few
-times in the world’s history, made frailest woman into man’s equal for
-courage.
-
-To Lady Peggy there seemed a divine compensation in the fact that it had
-come to her, to save the very one whom, by her lies and wilfulness, she
-alone had been the means of endangering.
-
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-
- IX
-
- _In this same Her Ladyship’s mount is shot
- dead under her in Epstowe Forest, and
- she makes off on Tom Kidde’s horse._
-
-
-This young gentleman now stood looking from a window of his uncle’s
-house, upon all the dewy leafing beauty of the Park at May. His brow was
-knit, his lips tight shut, his hand amid his ruffles clenched.
-
-At the table sat Kennaston, inky-fingered, scribbling; eyes now rolling
-to the ceiling, now roving hither and yon.
-
-“Ah!” sighs this one. “If the critics do not find this canto to their
-taste, may I be damned!”
-
-“You’re like to go to Court to the Devil, I’m thinking then, dear lad,”
-speaks de Bohun over his shoulder.
-
-“Fame! Fame!” cries the young poet, pushing back in his chair, wig awry
-and quill poised in air. “I’ll hunt thee to my dying hour, and if thou
-escap’st me then, ’twill all be Lady Diana’s fault.”
-
-“How’s that?” asks Percy, with, however, but small ring of interest in
-his voice.
-
-“Oh!” exclaimed Peg’s twin, “the minx mocks me! ’Tis Monday, kindness
-and all smiles, to wake on Tuesday for indifference; pouts on Wednesday;
-lure-me-ons o’ Thursday; forgetfulness for Friday; radiance for
-Saturday, and all a-jumble, sweets-and-frowns! showers! sunshine! what
-you will!—and will not!—for my Sunday fare.”
-
-Percy sighs and smiles.
-
-“Percy, sometimes I think Diana does love you!”
-
-“No, Sir, never. We’re like brother and sister, nothing else, save my
-uncle’s absurd, obstinate (now-cured) whim, since childhood, to match
-his heir with Brookwood’s heiress. Odzooks! Ken, you’re like every other
-swain that ever sighed, always looking for a rival to be jealous of!
-Lady Di cares for you; an you doubted it before, ’tis time to take up
-hope, since you are asked to Brookwood for a visit, and go popping off
-to-night, with me left home to think alone on Peggy.”
-
-“Zounds! Sir, ’tis not you only that’s thinking of her!” cries the young
-man rising and crossing to the fire. “But, what would you! if I call out
-the bell-man, publish her disappearance in the newspapers; get word to
-my father and my mother; what comes of’t all, but scandal? and like as
-not dad an apoplexy, and My Lady mother a set of fits and a death-bed!”
-
-“Ken, I’m a damned fool ever to stop inside of doors or to cease pacing
-streets, haunting inns, shadowing Sir Robin McTart, until I find her!”
-
-“Fie, Sir, if she’s gone off with Sir Robin McTart, ’tis, I promise you,
-with a wedding-ring on her finger, and not else! An she loves him,
-what’s to be said or done, if he’s her lawful lord?”
-
-“Naught. I myself went down to Kennaston yesterday. I said nothing to
-you, Ken,” he adds, noting the other’s surprised and reproachful start,
-with a hand upon his junior’s shoulder.
-
-“I thought I’d not interrupt the epic and your frenzies about Lady Di,
-with my troubles.”
-
-“Well, what news of Peg? Any?” asks her twin anxiously.
-
-“None. I saw Chockey, and only got from her what Grigson had, the
-positive assurance that her mistress had gone up to London. ‘Of her own
-free will?’ I asked. ‘Yes, Sir Percy,’ said she. ‘Alone?’ I inquired.
-‘No, Sir Percy,’ was her answer, nor could I force, frighten, or buy the
-baggage into any further confidence. She did beg of me, however, seek
-out Her Ladyship, if I could, and find how she fared.”
-
-“Gad’s life, Sir! She has eloped. ’Tis clear as crystal!”
-
-“One thing more, I asked Chock: Had Her Ladyship money in her purse?
-‘Lawk, Sir Percy! cried she, ‘two hundred pounds I know of!’”
-
-“‘Two hundred pounds!’” repeats Peg’s twin in vast amazement. “’Tis sure
-more’n she ever saw before in our whole lives put together. Oh, the
-girl’s safely wedded, Sir, beyond a doubt!”
-
-“Sir!” says Percy, sitting at the table, with his head low in his hands.
-“The blackguard’s won her from me!”
-
-“I fear so, Sir.” The two men’s hands meet and grasp in the silent
-fashion of their sex: ofttimes more eloquent than any words e’er
-speeched.
-
-“Would I had made a hole in his heart that night in Lark Lane!” cried
-Sir Percy next.
-
-“Sir Robin’s nimble, Sir, and knows a trick or two with steel, as well
-as dice.”
-
-“Aye: a gallant every inch; ’tis for that I hate him all the more; and
-yet, Ken, sometimes, lad, when I’ve been a-staring at him from afar,
-I’ve caught something in his countenance resembling Peg, and it’s that’s
-made me halt like a chit at provoking of him further.”
-
-Kennaston nods. “Aye: I’ve remarked it; but held my peace, Percy, for
-’tis said man and wife often grow to look alike, and I doubt not,
-sometimes begin after the same pattern.”
-
-Sir Percy sighs again: turns up the room with drooped lids; in silence
-getting that grip upon his soul which noblest natures insist on with
-themselves, even in crises like his. ’Tis a bitter battle, closer fought
-and quicker, too, than any won or lost with swords and guns. The
-struggle’s writ upon his face as he goes; but when he comes his
-victory’s writ there too.
-
-“Kennaston,” says he, very quiet and off-hand, “I’m thinking I’ll go to
-the Colonies, to Virginia.”
-
-“What! no!” ejaculates the poet, placing a hand on either of his
-friend’s shoulders.
-
-“Yes, Ken, dear lad, I could not live in England without her; perhaps
-yonder, over the sea, in the new land that’s growing up, I may learn to
-lead a new, better life, just for her sake that’s lost to me forever. At
-the least I can strive, at such a distance, to serve my country and my
-King like a man—until the end I’ll pray for comes.”
-
-Kennaston turns off, with tears in his eyes.
-
-“Mostly,” says he brokenly, “were not Peggy my twin, I’d be in a ripe
-mood for a-cursing of her! When, Percy?” asks he, after a pause.
-
-“As soon as may be,” is the reply. “I’ve the promise of a commission by
-my uncle’s influence! Come, come, lad o’ my heart,” laughs he through
-his own misty eyes. “The wind’s not in my ship’s sails yet. I promised
-Mr. Brummell for his expedition to Ivy Dene for the morrow, and I’ll
-hardly be ready in all points to get under way before you’re back in
-town from your visit to Brookwood; whence I foresee you’ll fly with
-Diana’s ‘yes’ betwixt her kiss on your cheek.”
-
-’Twas now Mr. Brummell’s famous and long-talked-about party to Ivy Dene
-this very next day that dawned.
-
-Now, Her Ladyship had vowed to herself that, come what might, she would
-avoid this, even did Fate keep her in London. ’Twas no part of her
-program, although she could do it as well as any sporting squire, to
-make for her future any such memory as riding a horse astride for thirty
-miles out and back, in the company a half-score of gentlemen must
-furnish; yet, so is each of us rather the creature of circumstance than
-will, that the hour appointed found Peg mounted on a gray with blood in
-his veins, and a-pacing down Piccadilly to the White Horse beside Beau
-Brummell’s bay.
-
-She could not, with Sir Robin’s murderous pact in her perpetual view,
-make up her mind to omit a company that should include Sir Percy.
-
-It seemed to her that any day spent by him out of her sight might prove
-fatal; that Sir Robin’s hirelings might conceive it better to their
-purpose to put an end to their intended victim before the Sunday. So,
-aching with an insane but not unnatural impulse to pull rein and confess
-all; burning with shame to remember ’twas of Lady Diana’s sweetheart she
-was thinking; mortified beyond belief every time her saddle grazed her
-breeches; intent lest an unsuspected sword should flash from the
-hedge-rows, the sheep-cotes, or the shadows of Epstowe Forest, which
-they traversed on their way; My Lady Peggy, wishing amidst all this that
-she had never come to town, yet contrived to display a very cheerful
-mien, to laugh as loud as she dared, keeping her high notes cautiously
-to herself, as she had in her speech ever since the night, as Sir Robin,
-she had made her first appearance in Lark Lane—to join in jest, quip,
-prank, such as a gay cavalcade of jovial gentlemen were then wont to
-indulge in.
-
-Such are some of the strange vicissitudes incident to being that most
-amazingly delicious compound, a wilful and withal true-hearted woman.
-
-As Mr. Brummell had planned, they halted for refreshment at the Merry
-Rabbit at Market Ossory, and left, after a game of bowls on the green,
-to pursue their way. Percy lingered a bit in the rear: truth to tell,
-his reflections were none of the gayest, and the presence of the
-supposed Sir Robin McTart, and the conclusion, which, together with Ken,
-he had been forced to reach, that Lady Peggy had run off with the
-Baronet, did not by any means conspire to the lightening of his spirits.
-As he watched his presumed rival, heard the ringing laugh, the brilliant
-jest: noted the careless air, and thought of this cavalier as Lady
-Peggy’s lord, his choler knew no bounds, and it appeared to him that,
-come what might, he must invent cause of quarrel, and one or the other
-of ’em be left cold on the field.
-
-“Why,” a thousand times he asked himself, “this mystery regarding her
-marriage? Why not have wedded Sir Robin from her father’s home, and with
-her father’s blessing, since,” Sir Percy reluctantly admitted, “no fault
-could be found with so fine a young gentleman; and his fortune, he knew
-to be considerable.”
-
-He was aware that Her Ladyship was romantic to a degree, and he could
-but decide that this predilection had caused her to elope and to
-preserve the matter in a wrapping of secrecy for a time; no doubt even
-now from her retirement looking forward to the hour when she should
-emerge as Lady McTart!
-
-Sir Percy gritted his teeth together and struck his spurs so deep that
-his horse gave a plunge which brought him up, neck and neck, with the
-gray of the supposed Baronet, and the black of Mr. Chalmers.
-
-“To the rescue, Sir Percy!” cried this one jocularly. “Your assistance I
-beg, and the loan of your wits in our argument.”
-
-“With all my heart!” answers Percy, scenting a possible chance to worst
-his rival, even in a battle of words. “What’s the subject?”
-
-“A truce to ’t!” exclaims the Beau, with an expressive shake of his head
-at Mr. Chalmers, who, however, seldom notes any obstacle to the pleasure
-of his present moment.
-
-“No truce at all, Mr. Brummell!” answers he gaily. “’Tis—”
-
-“’Tis nothing whatever, Sir Percy,” interrupts Lord Escombe, putting his
-hand on Chalmers’s rein, and adding in an undertone: “Gadzooks! man,
-hold your peace. The matter’s like tow and tinder betwixt Percy and
-McTart.”
-
-“’Pon my soul, Gentlemen!” now cries Percy, “I insist upon Jack’s being
-allowed to proceed with his remarks. If he wants my counsels, they’re
-his. Come, Sir, speak.”
-
-“’Tis but this,” says Mr. Chalmers. “I say to Sir Robin that since the
-world’s busy with rumors of his secret marriage to Lady Peggy Burgoyne;
-since as I learn (by my man, who had it at the gate of the very best
-authority—Gad! Sirs, ’tis a fact, even if we don’t relish it, the gist
-of our gossip comes from below stairs, up!) that Lady Peggy is from
-home, her father believing her in Kent at her godmother’s!” Mr. Chalmers
-smiles, “her mother being in York, believing her safe at Kennaston, I
-say, My Lords and Gentlemen, it behooves Sir Robin confide the matter to
-his best friends, and give them chances to congratulate him and the
-Lady. Have I the right of’t, Percy, yes or no?”
-
-Percy is silent for a moment: it seems to him a desecration of the
-sweet, modest and womanly girl he has so long adored, thus to hear even
-her name, much less a discussion of her most private matters, made into
-mirthful subject on a morning’s ride.
-
-His anger, too, is great that the man whose name is coupled with hers
-has not already put a stop to such a conversation, even were it at the
-point of the sword.
-
-Shall he, here and now, so reply to Mr. Chalmers as shall breed an
-instant retort from Sir Robin, and a challenge on the spot? The wild
-thought even flashes through his brain that Sir Robin might, by the
-grace of God! be left dead on the ground, and that some time in the dim
-future he might win Peggy back to himself.
-
-But, with a tightening rein, he checks himself, as well as his horse, as
-he answers.
-
-“Mr. Chalmers, the Lady you name is one whom I honor most deeply, and it
-seems to me if she has seen fit to go into seclusion, or to marry
-secretly, that, while I may wish to God it had been in open church! I
-must continue to respect her preferences, until she elects to change
-them;” with which, breaking the little pause of silence which follows,
-Sir Percy gallops ahead, joining Mr. Brummell, who has put himself
-quickly out of the commotion he had foreseen as likely to arrive.
-
-Meantime, it may be correctly imagined that Her Ladyship, with all her
-sex’s exquisite ingenuity at plaguing itself whenever it possibly can,
-had seized upon those words of Sir Percy’s most easily twisted into a
-means of self-torture.
-
-“I wish to God it had been in open church!” instantly stuck itself in
-her thoughts beside “Consents;” the two forming just that species of
-flagellation which ladies so situated in mind are wont to inflict upon
-themselves.
-
-The supposed Sir Robin, from this on, until the arrival of the party at
-Ivy Dene, became taciturn, even morose, and not a syllable could be got
-from him in answer to the wildest gibes.
-
-Her eyes intent upon Sir Percy, who now kept to the fore with his host,
-My Lady Peggy, on the keen lookout for the possible assassin, and to the
-tune of “consents,” and its running-mate, “I would to God it had been in
-open church!” put in a very dolorous twenty miles; but, on dismounting
-at Mr. Brummell’s doorstep, she endeavored to infuse a little joyousness
-into her looks and speech.
-
-Indeed, ’twas difficult; yet no more so to-day than any other since she
-had been coerced by circumstances into an acceptance of the Beau’s
-hospitality. Every mouthful of bread and meat Peggy ate well-nigh choked
-her, as she remembered ’twas meant for Sir Robin McTart. She felt
-herself a trickster, a villain of the deepest dye, and yet saw no way
-out of her usurped character with honor and repute; no way of keeping in
-it save by the deeper dyeing of her soul in sin, which she promised
-herself, and heaven, to expiate as soon as Percy should be safe from Sir
-Robin’s men.
-
-The afternoon was spent as had been planned; the country cook’s dinner
-was voted a perfect success: Mr. Chalmers, slightly raised by wine, even
-going so far as to send her down, with his compliments, his favorite
-ruby heart-pin: when, on the spot, not a gentleman present but whipped
-out a jewel from ruffle, finger, pocket or fob, and Peggy herself tying
-’em up in a pocket-napkin laced with Brussels and perfumed like the
-civet-cat, sent them down to the astonished lass in the kitchen.
-
-A game of cards was in order after the repast: a tilt at politics: a
-wager on the question of tea in the Colonies; Lady Peggy and Sir Percy
-keeping, by the grace of each, well apart in all these encounters; and
-at twelve o’clock, just as the moon was rising behind a bank of splendid
-star-fringed clouds, Mr. Brummell and his guests set forth on their
-homeward road.
-
-The beauty of the night was such as soothes and casts its own mantle of
-peace over even those unquiet spirits which may be abroad.
-
-It reminded Lady Peggy, as she rode along, of just such another when she
-and Percy had wandered up and down together in the weedy gardens at
-Kennaston. Of that identical night Percy also was thinking, and of his
-wilful Lady’s bright sallies, quick smiles, frowns; yea, even of one
-little touch of her red lips, light as thistledown, which now he seemed
-to feel the ghost of, on his forehead.
-
-The cavalcade had left the highway some distance behind; the moon was
-fast being overtaken by the clouds whence she had, an hour or more ago,
-emerged; the dews fell thick, and the scent of the hawthorn was sweet in
-the air as they plunged into Epstowe Forest.
-
-“Ah, Gentlemen,” cried out Mr. Brummell, snapping his whip, “by Gad,
-Sirs, what a night for Tom Kidde and his merry men! the skies dark, the
-moon playin’ hide and seek, fifteen watches and purses, and as many
-rings, pins and seals between us as you left not at Ivy Dene with my
-cook Elizabeth!”
-
-“Ha! ha! ha! No fears of Tom Kidde, an he knows our caliber, jumping out
-upon us!” laughs Lord Wootton.
-
-“’Slife! Sir, he’s the sort of highwayman to jump out on the best mettle
-that strides horse-flesh or carries gold. The young devil’s afraid of
-nothing that breathes, and has been the terror of travelers now these
-three or four years gone,” says Vane.
-
-“He’s not above one-and-twenty, smooth-faced as a girl, those say who’ve
-caught a glimpse of him under his mask; dresses like a macaroni, voiced
-like a choir-singer, and nimble as an Indian monkey!”
-
-“Frequents he this neighborhood?” queries Lady Peggy, who at mention of
-the word “highwayman” has tightened her rein, clapped a hand on her
-holster, and felt her heart thump, as she involuntarily connects it with
-possible danger to Percy.
-
-“That he does,” said Mr. Chalmers. “His den, or one of ’em’s somewhere
-in the depths of Epstowe; and no one can tell when or where he’s like to
-turn up next.”
-
-“When did he turn up last?” says Sir Wyatt, laughing.
-
-“I can tell you,” returns Vane. “’Twas about Candlemas. I was down at
-home on a visit from town, when the news came, almost frightening my
-mother out of her wits, and setting the maids a-shivering like so many
-poppies in a storm. Tom Kidde had pounced on Lord Brookwood not a mile
-from his own gates, lifted him off his mount in the politest fashion
-imaginable, rifled His Lordship’s pockets, appropriated his weapons, and
-ridden off on his victim’s horse, leaving His Lordship tied to a tree at
-the roadside, where he was found by Biggs, the J.P., the next morning,
-a-bellowin’ and a-cursin’ like a wild bull.”
-
-A hearty laugh greets Mr. Vane’s description.
-
-“Yes, but that ain’t all of’t, My Lords and Gentlemen,” continues he.
-
-“By no means!” cries Beau Brummell, out of his fit of hilarity. “I
-recall now, that I rode over from Lauriston Castle, where I was
-visiting, that very morning, and heard the adventure from Brookwood
-himself. I fancy he had the laugh, or will have it some day, on Tom, or
-some of his men, for the stolen mare was none other than His Lordship’s
-famous ‘Homing Nell.’”
-
-“Is it possible!” exclaims Sir Percy, “the mare that’s been taken off a
-hundred miles, let loose, and finds her way home again; the mare that’s
-been sold and ridden fifty miles away, and then, when she felt a hand at
-her mouth she could master, has taken the bit between her teeth, and the
-one in the saddle’s only sometimes been able to keep his seat, and let
-her take him straight back whence she came?”
-
-“The very same ‘Homing Nell.’ Brookwood’s sure of her getting back
-sooner or later,” says the Beau.
-
-“They’ll never catch Tom, though,” cries Escombe.
-
-“If they do,” remarks Vane, “he’ll hang not two hours after he’s bagged;
-his death-warrant’s been lying signed in Mr. Biggs’s pocket-book any
-time this twelvemonth; and there’s still a gibbet standing on the hill
-above Brook-Armsleigh Village!”
-
-“Zounds! Sirs!” exclaims Mr. Chalmers, “what a life ’t must be, tho’;
-sleep o’ days, wake o’ nights, prowling under the branches, harkening
-for game from dusk till dawn, all seasons the same, one’s heart in one’s
-mouth, till the hoof’s heard, and then a masking dash, a brawl, a thrift
-quick as the lightning’s flash; a corpse or two, and your purse the
-heavier by as many guineas as the game’s had under cover—and all to the
-tune of the owl’s cry, and I doubt not for some sweet Maid Marian’s
-sake!”
-
-“’Slife! hear the boy!” cries Mr. Brummell. “One would think him sired
-by a Jack Sheppard rather than by the gentlest Sir that ever lived. For
-your froward tendencies, Sir, you shall pay a penalty.”
-
-“Yea, yea! a penalty! a penalty!” cry they all.
-
-“In what kind?” returns Jack, waving his hat over his head.
-
-“A song! a song!” they answer.
-
-“Which one?” asks he, nothing loath, for his lungs are lusty and his
-reputation for singing above the ordinary.
-
-“What you will,” they answer.
-
-“Well, then, what say you to ‘Lady Betty Takes the Air,’ since all can
-join me in the chorus?”
-
-“Good!”
-
-“Percy,” says Jack, “you’ve a pretty pipe in your throat; give me the
-key, will you? not too high, you rascal, I’m not vainglorious at my
-music. So, and, so—there,” as Percy does as he is asked.
-
- When all the May is deck’d about
- With hawthorn bud and blow;
- When pinkly shows the heather’s tip,
- And harebells nod a-row—
-
- Lady Betty takes the air,
- Sing ah fa, la-la-la!
- With a rush hat on her hair:
- Sing ah fa, la-la-la!
-
- When all the brown earth thrills to green,
- When rivers laugh and sing;
- When lark and thrush cajole and coax,
- And all the wood’s a-wing—
- Lady Betty takes the air, etc.
-
- When Corydon most sad, forlorn,
- With wrinkled hose, distraught,
- All flouted by his worshiped Fair,
- Walks forth as one that’s daft,
- Lady Betty takes the air, etc.
-
- When, at the turn-stile next the park,
- The sad swain stops to sigh—
- “No lady ever lived so dear
- As she for whom I’d die!”
- Lady Betty takes the air, etc.
-
- When, as the sun walks up the glade,
- And as the milkmaid hies
- Across the paddock with her pails,
- And as the lark doth rise—
- Lady Betty takes the air, etc.
-
- Cries Betty, flaunting past, “Oh fie!
- A gallant all unkempt,
- Such ungenteel and woful sight
- Kind fortune me exempt!”
- Lady Betty takes the air, etc.
-
- When speaking thus, the May-breeze blew
- Her rush hat o’er the stile,
- And Corydon caught quick the gaze,
- And swift his sigh turned smile,
- Lady Betty takes the air, etc.
-
- Thus, when the May is deck’d about
- With hawthorn bud and blow,
- Sweet Betty ties her hat-strings fast,
- A gallant in the bow!
- Lady Betty takes the air, etc.
-
- ’Twas ever thus, dear maids and men,
- Whene’er ye walk abroad—
- ’Tis e’er the little breeze that blows
- Each lady to her lord!
- Lady Betty takes the air, etc.
-
-Every one joins in the chorus with a hearty good will; all save Her
-Ladyship. Peggy dares not lift her woman’s voice, lest Escombe at right,
-or Wootton at her left, shall hear its most unmannish lilt. She mouths
-the words, though, and listens, as she has many a time before, to Sir
-Percy’s tones, and wonders if the sentiment is making him think of the
-Lady Diana.
-
-The Lady Diana, however, is very far from Sir Percy’s imagination. He
-has been moodily ruminating on the possibilities of Tom Kidde (the most
-renowned desperado in all England of that day) suddenly bursting upon
-the party, and leaving a corpse behind him—that of Sir Robin McTart! He
-has been picturing to himself the profound pleasure it would give him to
-assist in fetching Sir Robin to the nearest church for decent burial,
-and the almost hilarious joy that would be his in attending his rival’s
-body to the grave! These were, according to the strict code, most
-murderous thoughts, and yet how pleasant, if how altogether unprofitable
-they were also.
-
-Mr. Chalmers is in the midst of his last verse, his voice echoing into,
-and back, from the depths of the great green wood; there is not a wisp
-of the moon visible by this, and no light, save the halo from her beauty
-which lines and rims the vast masses of clouds above them.
-
-Peggy is listening to the song; she hears it well: also the crunch of
-her horse’s hoofs on the narrow path; also, the crackle of the fresh
-twigs as they snap before the advance; and too, so sharp are her ears,
-the sleepy cheep of some disturbed bird in its nest, and, what else?
-
-What is this curious stealthy stir, far-off, and creeping nearer in the
-wood?
-
-And, hark! Peggy puts her hand to her ear to hear a subdued whistle,
-sweet, tuneful, underbreath, but patent to her sense, and too, to Sir
-Percy’s.
-
-Before either can move, or, indeed, had as yet gathered the impulse of
-even self-defense, into the midst of Mr. Chalmers and the rest, with
-their chorus, dashes a company of riders in masks.
-
-A shot, low-aimed, and merely intended as a slight warning of what may
-be expected, should occasion demand, strikes the ground at Her
-Ladyship’s right.
-
-With remorse and reparation at his heart-strings—’tis the kind of man
-who could be but generous to his worst enemy—Sir Percy’s horse is flung
-betwixt the supposed Sir Robin and the band.
-
-“Good evening, My Lords and Gentlemen,” says the leader, in a voice like
-a lute. “I thank you heartily for coming my way! Purses and watches,
-merry Sirs, jewels, trinkets, snuff-boxes, if of gold, pins, fobs,
-seals, these are all the toll I demand, and shall be forced to collect,
-if you show any disposition to deny.”
-
-It might he wisely argued that, while this speech was being made, any
-gentleman might have either run the highwayman through, or put an ounce
-of lead into his heart, but the fact of the matter was, each gentleman
-found himself face to face with another gentleman who held a blunderbuss
-up to within three inches of his nose.
-
-My Lady’s first thought had been that Sir Robin’s men had not waited for
-the Sunday night to come, but presently she recognized the truth, and,
-stung by the fact that Sir Percy had put himself between her and danger,
-she was the only one of the whole company who stirred in her saddle
-other than to do the bidding of Tom Kidde.
-
-While the rest were busily engaged in emptying their treasures, she,
-making feint to do the same, says very low and tauntingly to Sir Percy:
-
-“Had I but one to show fight with me, I’d ne’er give in to these
-scoundrels.”
-
-“As soon done as said, Sir Robin,” whispers Percy. “No man can say I’m
-his lesser in courage!” with which he wrests his bridle from the
-blackguard whose hand’s upon it, whips out his sword with one hand,
-picks out his pistol with the other, grips his reins in his teeth, and
-strikes with steel and shot, both at once.
-
-Peg’s his match, imitating him with such a will as sets every gentleman
-of ’em a-shooting, a-lunging and a-cursing with all the arms and breath
-he’s got; and sets the robbers for a second to their wits, for they are
-not used to any sort of encounter, save one that’s terror-stricken and
-submissive in the opponent.
-
-’Tis a bit of a mêlée quite in the dark; slashing and pounding betwixt
-the branches: now a man unhorsed, anon up again; shots resounding,
-powder flashing, until in about ten minutes or less the chief makes a
-plunge for Sir Percy, crying out,
-
-“So ’twas you said ‘fight,’ was’t! Have a care; no man can defy Tom
-Kidde and live to tell it!”
-
-“Nay!” shouts Her Ladyship, with spurs all inches into the gray’s sides,
-making him rear as she puts herself between Percy and the highwayman,
-“’twas I said ‘fight’!”
-
-Whizz! and a ball intended for Sir Percy strikes the gray dead under
-her.
-
-Whizz! and her ball strikes Tom Kidde from his mount.
-
-In less time than it takes to tell it, Peg was straight in the
-highwayman’s saddle; he was picked up by two of his men, bleeding, set
-before one of ’em, and off: My Lords and Gentlemen find themselves once
-more alone in the midst of Epstowe Forest, a-crawling about on their
-hands and knees a-gathering up their spilled guineas and trinkets by
-flash of tinder-box.
-
-Sir Percy, trying to explain to them who had been the means of their
-recovering their valuables and of putting the desperadoes to flight,
-cries out:
-
-“I tell you! we owe’t all to Sir Robin here! ’Slife, Gentlemen, I’d not
-have ventured to think of resistance had it not been for him. ’Twas he
-said, close in my ear, ‘fight,’ and by Gad! Sirs, he’s lost more’n any
-of us; the horse shot under him.”
-
-“The gray’s well lost teaching Tom Kidde he can’t terrify all the men in
-England,” answers the Beau from his sprawling search after his diamond
-snuff-box.
-
-“Ho, Sir Robin! Sir Robin! Sir Robin!” Sir Wyatt shouts it out, and the
-rest of the company take it up with a long, mellow cadence that echoes
-for a mile.
-
-“Answer man, for, by the faith, if we can’t pledge you here in anything
-but a lap of May-dew out of a primrose leaf, we’ll drink you such a
-bumper, an we reach the White Horse, as never was filled before!
-London’ll toast you at every dinner-table in Mayfair. Odzooks, Sir, were
-you the fashion yesterday, what will you be to-morrow!” This from
-Escombe.
-
-“Where is Sir Robin?” asks Percy. “He was beside me not five seconds
-since, but now, by my tinder, nor yet by the coming dawn, can I descry
-him,” shading his eyes with his hand and peering about, for of a truth
-’tis close to four o’clock, and, notwithstanding the heavy clouds, the
-east begins to thrill with the touch of day.
-
-“Robin! Sir Robin! Ho, now! Think not to play a trick on us and
-presently spring from a greenwood tree,” says Wootton.
-
-“Sir Robin,” exclaims Percy loudly, “I pray you answer and leave not
-your friends to imagine evil.”
-
-“Tut, tut, ‘evil’,” puffs the Beau, rising from his knees. “Evil’ll
-never happen to him. Zounds! but my legs ache! He’s laughing in his
-sleeve now, hard by; Robin’s not one to court notice or praise—as modest
-a youth as I ever beheld.”
-
-“Worthy of Lady Peggy Burgoyne even, I suppose?” says Mr. Chalmers
-mischievously, as he adjusts his recovered fob. “I could embrace him for
-the rendering of me back my watch, but I think him a fool to eschew good
-company and make home alone to town.”
-
-“Jack,” says Percy, low, “I like not his quitting of us. ’Twas too
-sudden. I believe I’ll go a-hunting him,” pulling his rein as the
-cavalcade once more prepared to start.
-
-“Where?” asks Jack. “Bah! be not such a ninny; belike he’s off to his
-Lady, to win kisses off her lips by the rehearsal of his prowess. An a
-man chooses to flee me, I let him: do you the same, Percy; ’tis a good
-advice, I promise you!”
-
-“But suppose those devils attack him again when alone?” says this one,
-not all reassured, as he and Jack linger a bit in the rear of their
-companions.
-
-“Go to the devil!” remarks Mr. Chalmers, blithely. “I’m for breakfast at
-the White Horse, and for leavin’ the hero of the hour to eat his where
-he sees fit. He’s safe enough.”
-
-“I’ve a misgiving,” answers de Bohun, “and he risked his life for mine
-to-night. I’ll strike off here to the west and join you when I find
-him.”
-
-“Good luck to you for a fool!” laughs Jack, putting spurs and going on
-to tell this news to the others.
-
-[Illustration: The instant that Lady Peggy...]
-
-The instant that Lady Peggy felt herself in the highwayman’s saddle, she
-knew from long acquaintance with every colt Bickers had bred, raised, or
-broke, since she was six, that her wrists had met their match. Before
-she had time to utter a word, turn her head, or think, she felt the warm
-flesh under her quiver with that recovering impulse which horsemen know
-so well; that streak of untamed and untamable nature which lies, however
-deep-hidden, in every four-foot that breathes, and which never fails to
-spurt to the front when it gets exactly the right chance.
-
-Peggy’s light, nay, by this, weak hand, now gave the big black its
-chance, and with a snort, a toss of its head, and a vicious swell of its
-sides, it laid back its ears, took the bit between its teeth as if it
-had been a mess of oats, and reared a length on its forelegs: when,
-finding its rider still on, it started on a run which Her Ladyship had
-not the slightest power to check. All she could do was to keep her seat.
-
-Like a flash, out of the forest on to the width of the heath, plume
-waving, sword flapping, laces rippling, curls flying; the mare’s mane
-slapping in her face; legs and arms and will all at work to stop the
-beast or bring it into some sort of subjection. To no purpose. The black
-head now low, as if picking up a scent from the turf it tore; now up, as
-though snuffing its goal from afar, the mare skirted the heath, gained
-the meadows; over hedges where the birds rose in flocks behind its
-heels; ditches, where the muddy waters splashed over Her Ladyship’s
-satin clothes: here a bolt into an orchard, leaving a ribbon a-hanging
-on a limb; over the wall like a rocket, and, at breakneck gait, through
-a hamlet, rousing the people out of their beds to peep at pane, and
-wonder. Slap-dash into a pasture, scattering ewes and lambs like wool
-before the wind, taking a five-bar into a common, thence to highway;
-scampering a footbridge to leave it shivered behind them, and all Peg’s
-thought just a brave prayer to be kept alive, so that she might not fail
-of foiling Sir Robin’s men Sunday night!
-
-Where she was going, she knew not. Where she was, she had no smallest
-idea when, as the sun looked over the long low line of horizon before
-her, she with a shudder beheld a gibbet outlined against the morning
-sky. The black gave a lunge that knocked her feet out of the stirrups
-(quick in again), reared, whinnied like a devil, and, nose to ground,
-now made her rider understand that up to the present she had done
-nothing much in the way of speed, or of efforts at emptying the saddle.
-
-Yet Her Ladyship stuck on, with flying colors, too, and no loss of
-either wig, hat, weapon or will, and with grateful heart she now found
-herself being spun across a magnificent park, where the deer fled before
-her, it is true, but at the upper end of which she saw looming the
-turrets and towers of a fine castle.
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-
- XI
-
- _Wherein Lady Peggy is condemned to be
- hanged, and sets forth, attended by the
- clergy, for the gallows._
-
-
-Although Sir Percy had cheerfully foretold for Kennaston the roseate
-picture of Lady Diana’s “Yes” crowning the young poet’s somewhat
-diffident suit with untold happiness, the fact was quite other. Her
-Ladyship, on the day of Mr. Brummell’s party to Ivy Dene, having
-overheard the Honorable Dolly Tarleton, in the library, laying six to
-four to Lady Biddy O’Toole, that their host’s daughter was “only waiting
-for the beautiful young poet’s asking, to jump into his arms
-immediately,” did, with such sudden change of demeanor from sweets to
-sours, languishing eyes to averted looks, smiles to pouts, corner chats
-to open flouts, put her lover into a state of mind, the like of which he
-presently described, as only he could, in a copy of verses, which the
-next night at White’s were pronounced to be, indeed, “the masterpiece of
-one whose heart pants, whose whole being’s but at the beck and call of
-her who wears a smocked petticoat, ogles with a witching eye, and should
-be vain that so much genius lays itself at her feet, to wit, Lady D——a
-W——n.”
-
-For, taking immediate fright at his Lady’s coldness, Kennaston had
-ordered a post-chaise from the Brookwood Arms, and without a word of
-farewell to Lady Diana, save that embodied in an ode, “To Chloe When
-Unkind,” which her woman found pinned to Her Ladyship’s cloak when she
-was putting it on her shoulders the following morning, had gone to town,
-and just in time at the White Horse to be haled into Mr. Brummell’s
-party for breakfast, and to learn of the adventure with Tom Kidde, the
-valor of Sir Robin McTart, and the absence of that young gentleman, as
-also Sir Percy, from the board.
-
-When Lady Diana’s woman hooked her mistress’s cloak about her ’twas at
-five o’clock in the morning, and of the party at the Castle every lady’s
-woman was performing the same office, adding hood over curls and puffs,
-and sticking the finest of cambric pocket-napkins into their mistress’
-hands by the half dozens; for ’twas easily seen that such early rising
-could be for no other cause than to go forth to bathe their Ladyships’
-faces in the May-dew; the which, when gathered from little copses and
-shadowy nooks before the sun had yet shone upon’t, was warranted to
-enhance that beauty which was already evident, and to create those
-charms which, alas! are occasionally lacking.
-
-Lady Diana spelled out her lover’s verses as best she could, tripping
-from door to door, and calling her young companions from their mirrors;
-sending a footman and a page to summon the gallants who were to
-accompany them in their expedition, and laughing heartily as she made
-out more from a footman than from Kennaston’s muse that he had betaken
-himself to town rather than longer incur her displeasure and her frowns.
-
-“Bless me, but my suitor’s in a fine pickle! Lud! though, I’m not
-disposed to have these hussies a-laying six to four on my bein’ ready to
-jump at his offer; still, I’d rather he’d stopped over, or else that
-some one most amusin’ were here; for instance Sir Robin McTart, which is
-not to be!”
-
-Then a-rapping at the doors, and laughter from girlish lips; pattering
-of heels down the hall and stair-case; out to meet the gentlemen, bowing
-and complimenting on the terrace; over the lawns, and through the
-flower-gardens, and past the offices and stables, where Lord Brookwood,
-even thus early, was sunning himself in the yard, and talking over
-county matters with Mr. Biggs, J.P.
-
-“Where to? Where to?” sings out His Lordship cheerily with hat in hand,
-and Mr. Biggs down to the ground before so much beauty, fashion and
-rank.
-
-“Off to the copse, father,” calls back Diana, “to gather the May-dew and
-wash our faces; when we come back you must tell us all how much more
-beautiful we are to-day than we were yesterday!”
-
-With which lively sally Lady Diana and the rest of ’em are crossing the
-hill and laughing as they pass out of sight on their two miles’ away
-walk to Armsleigh Copse.
-
-Lord Brookwood is about to resume his conversation with Biggs, while the
-half-dozen grinning stable boys, behind His Lordship’s back, are rubbing
-their fists in the wet turf of a paddock, and smearing their red faces
-with the dew, the head-groom touching them up with a lash; when a
-whinny, that sets every animal in the stalls and out of ’em a-replying,
-sets all the cocks crowing, hens cackling, chicks peeping, dogs barking,
-geese squawking, smites their startled ears, and yonder, hilly-o-ho!
-Sirs; in a cloud of upturned soil, in a shower of splash from the river,
-with a thud on the wooden bridge, a bound over the stone wall of the
-kitchen garden; comes a black with nigh every tooth in its mouth bared,
-foaming, smoking, bloody; rider bent double to saddle’s bow, clinging
-with legs and arms.
-
-“Homing Nell and the highwayman! Tom Kidde! Tom Kidde!”
-
-“Homing Nell!” the shout goes up from every throat there, from His
-Lordship to the ’ostlers and boys.
-
-“Tom Kidde! Tom Kidde!”
-
-“By Gad! Sir,” cries the Earl. “I knew Nell’d come back sooner or later!
-Surround him. Bag him!”
-
-Peggy hears the shouts as the ungovernable steed lunges, lurches, rears
-beneath her spurs and still tightly gripped reins; she takes in the
-situation, but not to its full import, until she now hears the voice of
-Biggs uplifted.
-
-“Lord Brookwood! Lord Brookwood! mind her heels, My Lord, mind her
-heels! Leave the takin’ of the damned cut-purse to me and the boys!”
-
-At the word “Brookwood,” Her Ladyship realizes that she is on the
-domains of Lady Diana’s father! and being mistaken for a Knight of the
-Road!
-
-The latter she felt she could easily abide, and as easily refute; but
-the former was more than even her spent spirit could stand. So, as
-Biggs, His Lordship, the grooms, the stable-boys and ’ostlers and
-helpers all formed into a ring with whips, canes, stones and halloos to
-take her prisoner, she plucked up courage from the depths, and, raising
-herself in her saddle and her head in the air, with one superhuman tug
-at the bridle and prick with the steels, she made to get off! and away!
-But Her Ladyship’s nerve was not the equal of Homing Nell’s, nor yet to
-be pitted with success against the waving arms and jumping legs of a
-dozen stout men. With the final crack of the head-groom’s lash about her
-heels, with the pop in the air above her hat of Mr. Biggs’s blunderbuss,
-caught from the hand of one of the lads, “Homing Nell” was brought to a
-quivering stand-still, and My Lady Peggy to bay in the stable-yard of
-Brookwood Castle!
-
-“Ha!” cries the Earl, “my pretty fellow, you’re trapped at last! The
-night you stole the black mare from me I shouted after you, as well as
-the gag at my mouth would permit, that she’d bring you no luck, and that
-muscles of iron wouldn’t hold her the day she made up her mind to get
-home.”
-
-Peggy, glad of the use of her lungs once more, and now nigh bursting
-with laughter at being so glibly mistook for one of the most reckless
-fellows in all England, took off her hat, bowed low, and said:
-
-“My Lord Brookwood, ’tis, I believe, I have the honor of addressing?”
-
-“Ho! ho! ho!” Mr. Biggs, from a survey of the saddle-bow now bursts out
-in triumphant joyfulness.
-
-“’Od’s blood, My Lord! but here’s luck, here’s justice, here’s what
-comes of my bein’ here when I am!” and Mr. Biggs now holds aloft upon
-the point of his stick the black mask of Master Tom Kidde, which the
-rogue had dropped when he was hit, and which had caught and hung by its
-riband from that moment to this, unseen by Lady Peg.
-
-“Highwayman! highwayman! highwayman!” yells every lung in the place,
-while the whole dozen, including His Lordship and the Justice, threaten
-Lady Peggy with their cudgels, lashes and stones.
-
-“I pray ye, My Lord, Gentlemen, and good fellows!” cries she,
-remembering now the entire history of the animal she bestrides, as
-rehearsed some six hours earlier by Beau Brummell and Mr. Vane. “I am no
-highwayman.”
-
-A groan of derision greets this announcement.
-
-“Nay, but the rather am I the victim of Tom Kidde, than he himself!
-Together with a party of my friends, being at mid-night last, on the
-return from a visit to Mr. Brummell’s seat, Ivy Dene, we were set upon
-by the rogues in the midst of Epstowe Forest; I had the luck, both good
-and bad, to put a ball into Tom, to get my horse shot under me, and to
-mount the scoundrel’s steed, the which has brought me to Your Lordship’s
-door, and the mare, herself, to where she belongs, it seems!”
-
-“A damned fine story, ’fore George!” exclaims Biggs, laughing
-triumphantly, now holding up two watches, three rings, a diamond
-snuff-box, a seal, two magnificent pins, and a most splendid jeweled
-stomacher, high above his head in the tip of the sunshine.
-
-“’Sdeath!” cried Lord Brookwood, seizing one of the trinkets and
-examining it with his spy-glass. “What’s this? ‘Percy de Bohun,
-Christmas from his aff. mother,’” reads His Lordship. Then another,
-“‘Wyatt Lovell souvenir of Italy!’ Gad, Biggs,” looking Her Ladyship
-over, where she still sits atop of the steaming black, “we’ve got the
-cursed blackguard this time! What else in his saddle pockets? aught?”
-
-These Biggs, assisted by the head-groom, is energetically emptying of a
-miscellaneous collection of valuables, while Lady Peggy looks on in
-amazement as yet only flavored with amusement, and one more vain regret
-for her abandoned petticoats.
-
-“Yes, My Lord, these thousands of pounds’ worth,” replied the Justice,
-holding aloft his treasure trove; “and it’ll be a short shrift for the
-devil, I can say that.”
-
-“Hark ye,” now says Her Ladyship, as she recalls with a not unnatural
-tremor the death-warrant she had heard was lying to hand in Mr. Biggs’s
-pocket. “Lord Brookwood, I am no highwayman; my story is true; I am”—the
-words stuck in Peggy’s throat; she coughed, the stable boys tittered;
-then the head-groom tilted the saddle and spilled her out of it to the
-ground; at a word from Biggs, a couple of the men tied her, hand and
-foot, with a stout rope, and a pair of farming reins about her middle.
-
-“Now who do you call yourself, my fine fellow?” says His Lordship.
-
-“Sir Robin McTart of Robinswold, Kent!” cries Peggy, glad to be able to
-answer without the lie direct. “And I demand instant freedom and
-immunity,” cries she, tortured and quivering beneath the rude hands and
-ruder gibes of the grooms and ’ostlers.
-
-“Demand away! my pretty buck-skin, with your jeweled hilt!” returns
-Biggs, stripping the weapon from her thigh. “Your satin breeches and
-gold-laced waistcoat! ’Tain’t no use denyin’ you your speech, and your
-will to palaver on whatever matter you will, for before the clock
-strikes eight, you’ll be home with your father in hell.”
-
-“Tut, tut, Mr. Biggs,” says His Lordship. “Call Mr. Frewen, the Curate,
-he’s at his studies in the library, we havin’ sat late over our cards
-last night; and let him have his prayer-book to hand, open at the page
-for malefactors after condemnation.”
-
-“Go, you, Michael,” this to one of the now awestruck lads hanging,
-staring at Peg over the paddock paling. “Ask Mr. Frewen to come
-quickly.”
-
-“But this is monstrous, Sir!” cries Her Ladyship, now thoroughly
-alarmed, and near to losing her wits betwixt her endeavors to keep up
-her man’s estate, her contempt of her own frowardness, her shame at
-being thus at the mercy of her rival’s parent, and her actual terror of
-her position.
-
-“I do beseech you, I am an honest person, my tale is true. Is it not but
-the justice due to any subject of His Majesty’s, however humble, that he
-should not be condemned before he is tried, or even his identity
-proven?”
-
-“I’ll be sworn, My Lord,” exclaims Biggs, “’tis a voice and air to
-wheedle fine ladies out of their stomachers and chains, but not to tempt
-the law. Sirrah!” he continues, addressing himself to Her Ladyship, who
-is by this firmly tied to a post like a colt about to be broken to
-harness. “’Tain’t no use for you to be imaginin’ as justice and His
-Majesty ain’t a-doing their best for you. Here have you been a terror to
-all God-fearing, law-abiding Englishmen any time these half-dozen of
-years. A-poundin’ every heath in England, Hornslow, Bagshott, and all
-the commons, Wimbledon, Wandsworth, Finchley; a-hulking in Epstowe with
-your mates, and making the lives of travelers a burden most horrible;
-ain’t you secreted uncountable pounds’ worth of plunder in your devilish
-caves and dens? Haven’t you left the earth strewed with corpses in your
-ugly path? Answer me, Sir!” and Mr. Biggs stamps his foot on the ground.
-
-“No, Sir!” shouts Peg, “I ain’t and haven’t, and I’m not! ’Slife, My
-Lord Brookwood,” cries she in a terrible way, twisting her tied hands
-together. “For God’s sake, send up to town post-haste, and find out Mr.
-Brummell, Mr. Vane, Mr. Chalmers, Lord Escombe, Sir Lovell Wyatt!”
-
-But His Lordship has turned up the path toward the Castle and met Mr.
-Frewen, to whom he is explaining the necessities of the situation.
-
-’Tis such a fair May day, with bud and blossom, bough and bird; fowls,
-men, beasts, all free of tether, and My Lady is like to weep; cry out
-her sex, her very name and estate, as she feels the gall upon her wrists
-and ankles, and knows what fate awaits her.
-
-She even, for one weak moment, thinks she will implore Lord Brookwood to
-send up to London for her rival, his own daughter, Lady Diana, and let
-her come down and tell him who is Sir Robin McTart—for Lady Peggy
-believes Lady Di to be in town and has no knowledge to the contrary.
-
-Yet, there in the stable-yard, with imprisonment as she supposes, and
-even death dangling for her at no great loss of time, with her liberty
-gone; her word no better than a thief’s; with no earthly hand upraised
-to sustain her, My Lady Peggy’s stout heart does not flutter to dismay.
-For that one brief instant ’tis, without doubt, in her mind to confess
-and fling herself upon the mercy of the Earl and the Curate, who now
-draw nigh; but when she reflects upon the monstrous tissue of her
-deceits, and the unutterable shame of the exposure of the cause of them,
-’tis then she is like to whimper, but for naught else.
-
-Mr. Frewen approaches; ’tis a young man of a pale cadaverous
-countenance, whose first bow to a highwayman is indeed, though he find
-him in durance vile, a timid one.
-
-The supposed Tom Kidde gives the man of the cloth eye for eye, so that
-this one quails and stumbles in his speech; and finally, leaving in the
-rear all his preconceived plans for a hasty reformation, he promptly
-remarks, opening his prayer-book to the riband:
-
-“You know your doom, Mr. Kidde; shall I pray for you here?”
-
-“Faith!” says Lady Peggy, plucking up heart, once her resolution is
-taken not to reveal her secret, come what may. “I do not know my doom,
-Sir! It seems sufficient ‘doom’ for an honest English gentleman, who has
-met with a mishap, to be brought to a nobleman’s threshold and get foul
-treatment rather than welcome. Pray for me, Sir, an you will, there’s
-none so much deserves or needs it. Pray on!”
-
-“Frewen!” beckons His Lordship, as he watches the ’ostlers rubbing down
-the restored Homing Nell, and confers with Mr. Biggs as to the plunder
-and the meting out of justice. “Frewen, gain the wretch’s confidence an
-you can, the whereabouts of all the gold and jewels he has stolen; my
-watch. And also, if he have wife or child, it might not be amiss, eh,
-Biggs? to inquire if he have any message for them?”
-
-“Aye, My Lord” puts in the pompous Biggs, up-looking from his perusal of
-a long, sealed, important-appearing parchment, unrolled before his eyes.
-“By ascertaining their whereabouts, we should perhaps get the clue to
-all the bloody rascal’s pelf.”
-
-A combination of Christian charity and official shrewdness, which
-commended itself highly to His Lordship, as he sent the Curate back to
-the comforting of the malefactor across the yard.
-
-“Hark ye, Mr. Kidde,” says Mr. Frewen, lowering his voice, and, for the
-credit of his soul, with gentleness at his heartstrings.
-
-“I’m not Mr. Kidde, I tell you, I swear’t!” says Her Ladyship firmly.
-
-“Well, well,” says the man of the Church, “mayhap that’s an assumed
-name; but surely, now, Sir, with not two hours of life left you, to me,
-me alone, Sir, it were wiser drop all disguises. Surely now you are not
-Sir Robin McTart?” in a soothing and sorrowful tone.
-
-Peggy winces.
-
-“Go seek and ask all the noblemen and gentlemen I’ve named, Sir, they’ll
-quickly set me to rights in your eyes, I pledge you. Oh, Sir, for the
-love of God!” cries she, whispering very low. “I speak the truth! I am
-no highwayman.”
-
-“I am used to quibbles, Mr. Kidde; I know that now you are no robber,
-but merely a prisoner under sentence of death.”
-
-“What!” cries she. “’Tis not possible that a man is taken, tried,
-disallowed to prove himself, and put out of the world, betwixt sunrise
-and breakfast, in the reign of His Majesty George the Third!”
-
-“’Tis so,” answers the Curate, pulling the rope and leathers, and
-pushing Her Ladyship around a bit toward the east, as he points what he
-considers a salutary finger. “Yonder’s the gibbet, Mr. Kidde, and from
-it you must hang by eight. I implore of you now—”
-
-Lady Peggy’s eyes are fastened upon the arms and cross-beams of the
-gallows, which are outlined clearly against the deep blue sky, and full
-in the shine of the spring sun.
-
-“Well,” says she to herself, all in a flash, as thoughts can travel
-three abreast ofttimes, and twelve times quicker than the scrivener can
-set ’em down—“I’ve been a very accursedly wicked girl; but, thank God!
-my pride ain’t all gone yet. I’ll hang! but I’ll never give up my
-secret! When I’m gone, if they find it out—I won’t be here to be
-a-hearin’ of the taunts and jeers and sympathies; and of my mother’s and
-father’s sorrows!” At this point Peggy is very near to tears, when the
-Curate says, interrupting their possible flow:
-
-“Now, Mr. Kidde, if you have any message for—your wife—perhaps?” he
-ejaculates hesitatingly, and with good knowledge that the marriage
-ceremony was one usually omitted from the code of gentlemen of the road.
-
-“I have no wife!” cries Her Ladyship, in a heat betwixt her remorse for
-her parents and the unconscious ridiculousness of Mr. Frewen’s question.
-
-“Or it might be,” suggests this one with a sigh, “you have a little
-child, Mr. Kidde—?”
-
-“No, Sir,” says My Lady very low and quick. “That I haven’t.”
-
-“A dear friend and comrade?” pursues the Curate.
-
-“Yes, I have,” answers she, for during all this hour just past, a
-thousand thoughts have come to Peggy about Sir Percy.
-
-“Ah,” responds Frewen joyously. “Now tell me where he’s to be found, and
-entrust me with the message, and be assured all will be carried out to
-your wishes.”
-
-“Thank you,” says Peggy. “Free my right hand if you will; give me
-something to write with, and the leaf out of your prayer-book, and I’ll
-ask you the favor.”
-
-The Curate, under the strict superintendence of Biggs, who has all this
-while been dispatching boys on horses, hither and yon, to notify the
-quality and the country side both, that Tom Kidde’s been taken and will
-hang at eight from the gibbet a-top of Armsleigh Hill, loosens Her
-Ladyship’s arm of the thong, and gives her a leaf and a pencil with the
-top of the post for a support.
-
-“To Sir Percy de Bohun, Charlotte Street, London,” writes she. “plese An
-you lov God And The Kinge goe not evar Again toe walke onne The dove
-peere at The Bottomme of littel Boye yarde Their isse onne swares Toe
-Kille you & you doe This isse writ bye onne now noe more.”
-
-Her Ladyship folds the scrap of paper over and over; hands back the
-pencil to Mr. Frewen; and then she says:
-
-“Sir, will you promise me on that Book you’re holding in your hand,
-you’ll not look at this or send it until I’m dead?”
-
-“I will,” answers the young man, more touched than he cares to admit,
-even to himself.
-
-“And further,” says she, “will you pledge me your word it shall reach
-him it’s intended for before this time Sunday?”
-
-“I will,” is the reply, “unless it be in the depths of Epstowe and
-inaccessible to my horse or myself.”
-
-“’Tis in London, Sir, and quite accessible. ’Tis a warning for life and
-death, and I’ll count you fail me not, nor him whose life you’d be the
-means of saving.”
-
-“I pledge my word, Mr. Kidde,” replies the Curate, backing away to make
-room for Justice Biggs, and with the very laudable sensation in his mind
-that he is to be the instrument of preserving some unknown from the
-clutches of the doubtless repentant outlaw’s own men.
-
-In less than five minutes after, Biggs had marshaled his cavalcade and
-rode forth of the stable-yard of Brookwood Castle; his white cob at the
-head, a-holding in his left hand the duly signed warrant for the
-execution of one Thomas Kidde. Following him, strode the hastily
-summoned Master William Lambe, the butcher, who was to do duty as
-hangman (sooth to say, hangings were rare in this county, and there was
-no one appointed by law to the office, it being thus left to the
-discretion of the Justice).
-
-The Earl, mounted, rode next with a dozen of his servants, and in the
-midst of these My Lady Peggy, astride of the black once more, but with
-face to tail, hands tied together, and no hat to her head; Mr. Frewen at
-her side walking; a motley crowd growing and gathering at every step,
-about her, of gaping, wondering, jubilant and curious persons of all
-ages, sexes, and conditions.
-
-Never a whimper out of My Lord, the Earl of Exham’s only daughter. A set
-rigid look about the drawn lips, and an unearthly pallor shining through
-all the dark stains Her Ladyship had been a-using of late.
-
-Not a word did she say, save to ask Mr. Frewen to read the Declaration
-of Absolution or Remission of Sins out of his prayer-book as they went;
-which he did under his breath, and much jolted by the rough highway,
-which now the procession had gained; and likewise laying much unction to
-his soul that, in so short a space of time, his comfortable
-ministrations had produced so seeming abundant godly results!
-
-When he had finished Her Ladyship said, “Amen,” and thereafter held up
-her head with that courage which is born of one of two things, conscious
-innocence or a profound repentance for sins, which, while to others they
-may appear puerile, to the offender are worthy of the wrath of the
-Creator and the condemnation of man.
-
-She noted the hawthorn in the hedges, the dew upon the turf; the tall
-mawkin swaying in the wind in the middle of a newly sown field; and, as
-her lids raised, the mustering crowds, all with steps bent, and greedy
-eyes fixed, yonder to the hill-top where the gibbet stood, and where the
-new rope dangled for her neck.
-
-Yet she made no sign.
-
-Not even when she heard the rabble laying their groats and sixpences,
-that Kidde would, or wouldn’t “die game.”
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- XII
-
- _Rehearseth how, in the very nick o’ time,
- Her Ladyship’s neck is saved from
- the noose by Sir Percy._
-
-
-As yet, in the depths of Armsleigh Copse, no news of the supposed
-highwayman’s capture had penetrated, although the Earl, with commendable
-foresight in behalf of the entertainment of his young daughter and her
-companions, had sent a messenger to impart the sight shortly to be had;
-the messenger, having a sweetheart in the other direction, must needs go
-apprise her first! So the gay Ladies and their cavaliers sat on fallen
-logs, strolled hither and yon, knelt to sop their bits of linen in the
-dewy hollows, laughed, chatted, dabbed their faces, now lacking any coat
-of crimson, save that which Nature might have vouchsafed, and made great
-show of a fine rural simplicity.
-
-“La!” cried the Honorable Dolly. “Water hasn’t touched my face before
-since know I not when!” pecking at her cheeks with the corner of her
-pocket-napkin. “But it has a monstrous refreshing sensation!”
-
-“Oh, Doll, ’tis not thus and so you must apply it, as ’twere some French
-essence worth its weight in guineas; but look!” cried Lady Diana,
-flopping down and burying her face in a bath of the dew-drops, and
-laughing as she looks up dripping.
-
-“That’s the way, faith,” coincides Lady Biddy, scrubbing her own round
-cheeks with her wrung out linen, then both fists into her blue eyes to
-dry off the winkers.
-
-“’Slife, Ladies!” exclaims one of the gentlemen, “but you almost tempt
-us to follow your example.”
-
-“Hither, ye gossoon,” answers Lady Biddy, “an’ I’ll be afther makin’
-your countenance shine. Hark! Hoofs!”
-
-“Hoofs! Hoofs!” cry all these fair ones, a-darting this way and that,
-stuffing their napkins into their bodices, as a courteous voice, with a—
-
-“By your leave, Ladies and Sirs!” greets them, and none other than Sir
-Percy, self and horse spent in his fruitless search for the supposed Sir
-Robin, emerges from the bridle-path across the common, at the edge of
-the copse.
-
-“The top of the morning to you, Sir Percy de Bohun,” laughs Lady Biddy.
-
-“Percy!” exclaims Lady Diana, “prithee, what are you doing out of doors
-at this hour?”
-
-“Seeking May-dew! mayhap,” suggests the Honorable Dolly.
-
-“But nay, Your Ladyships,” returns he. “I am seeking Sir Robin McTart.”
-
-And forthwith Sir Percy proceeds to give them a history of the
-adventures of the night, omitting no smallest detail of the prowess of
-Sir Robin. He has just concluded his recital amid a burst of tumultuous
-“Ohs! ahs! Luds!” and a vast deal of commiserating sympathy, and a
-monstrous collection of pretty oaths and curses for Tom Kidde, when into
-the center of this colloquy jumps Lord Brookwood’s messenger, nudging
-his sweetheart behind a tree, to tell as best he can his errand. To bid
-all the company at once to see the sight, it now not lacking more than
-the quarter to the hour when Mr. Lambe will adjust the noose, and send
-one of the boldest and most courtly young outlaws of his day a-swinging
-to his deserts.
-
-This information, it may be imagined, was received with acclaim of all,
-and by Sir Percy with positive joy; his only regret, as, dismounting and
-leading his jaded horse, he walked at Lady Diana’s side, being that Sir
-Robin had so contrived to give them the slip, and not even to have the
-happiness of witnessing justice done the rogue who had so near deprived
-him of existence.
-
-“Here’s to drive off the vapors an any one had ’em!” cried the lively
-Lady Biddy, swinging her hat by its ribands. “And sure’n it’s not
-believed I’ll be, when I get home to County Cork and tell ’em I saw a
-highwayman strung up!”
-
-“Faith, Di,” says Sir Percy, “’twas a lucky chance for the whole country
-when the rascal made off with your father’s famous black!”
-
-“That was it!” answered she. “The time always comes when no man’s muscle
-on earth can hold Homing Nell; and ’twas a fine fortune, by my life!
-when Tom Kidde essayed to ride her. ’Twas a wonder he didn’t jump and
-run for his life, though,” adds she thoughtfully.
-
-“Zounds! there’s a sort of devil-may-care humor in the composition of
-those fellows that keeps ’em sticking in any saddle they leap into,
-until the beast’s bestridden that can throw them out of it. They’re so
-used to taking chances, I doubt if they ever dream of danger until it’s
-too late!”
-
-“When’ll we see the gibbet?” asks the Honorable Dolly, panting with her
-quick pace.
-
-“Soon,” answers Lady Di.
-
-“Ochone, an’ I hope we’ll not be afther bein’ too late to see it all!”
-chimes in Lady Biddy short-breathed too.
-
-“Percy,” says Diana, “up in your saddle and spy, for I’d not have us
-miss so fine a sight for a hundred pounds!”
-
-“No sooner said than done!” answers Sir Percy de Bohun, from atop of his
-horse, where he shades his eyes with his hand and gazes off to the hill
-where the gibbet stands.
-
-“Good God!” cries he, clapping spurs that send spurts of blood into the
-eyes of one of the gentlemen, and a shower of sand all over the whole
-party, and away with him! Tearing up the turf as he goes; into the midst
-of the strings of gaping, jostling, hurrying folk; scattering ’em right
-and left, leaving ’em in his wake dumfounded, picking each other up.
-Through the high street of Brook-Armsleigh Village, clatter! dash!
-plunge! with prick and urge, and goad of thigh and lash! and straining,
-starting eyes fixed on the face he sees outlined against the fair blue
-morning sky; the brave undaunted face, dark, under its yellow hair,
-bearing the strange likeness to His Lady—His Lady! nay, this is His
-Lady’s lord and love, for whom he rides,—and with noose about his neck
-now, and man-of-cloth and man-of-blood both at hand; this one with book,
-that one with cap, the sea of open faces seething breathless all around.
-
-“On! on!” whispers Percy bending to the bow, and whispering hoarsely to
-the long roan, his very soul in tremor, his lips parched, his forehead
-and lip dripping sweat.
-
-Into the midst of ’em; nearly throwing Lord Brookwood from his seat; off
-his beast like a thunderbolt, and with a long leap up on the boards
-beside Lambe, the butcher, and Biggs, the Justice, and Frewen, the
-Curate.
-
-“By God! Sirs,” cries he, “what’s this ye’re doing? This gentleman’s Sir
-Robin McTart of Robinswold, Kent!” tearing the hemp from Her Ladyship’s
-throat, from her wrists; pushing away the three of ’em, and half lifting
-the supposed Baronet in his lusty arms, he drags, carries, swings Peg
-down to the ground, and up into his own saddle.
-
-And then the explanations! the astonishments; the monstrous wonder of
-it. The humility, the subjection, the apologies; the supplications of
-all these Lords, Gentlemen, Ladies, worthies, worships, vagabonds and
-multitudes.
-
-Woman-like, as she sits there for a few moments, dazed, so sudden
-fetched from death to life, she has but the thought that ’tis to him she
-loves she owes deliverance.
-
-But none of their hospitality or amends will she have, or even listen
-to; no tarrying at Brookwood Castle; no smallest glance back for all the
-wheedles and coaxes of Lady Diana, Lady Biddy, the Honorable Dolly and
-the rest. All she asks, and gets, is her scrawl from Mr. Frewen.
-
-Courtly acceptance of Lord Brookwood’s abject attempts at amends;
-gracious bows, hands, words, laughter at last; and My Lady in a hastily
-procured post-chaise bids the gibbet at Brook-Armsleigh Village
-farewell, and starts for London, where she swears she’s due and must not
-fail of being, for to-morrow, Sunday.
-
-Sir Percy, too, affirms, he must up to town without delay, to have the
-honor and pleasure of himself rehearsing at Will’s the splendid courage
-of Sir Robin, and his almost miraculous escape from a horrible and
-ignominious death.
-
-In truth Percy longed, after the excitements of the past four-and-twenty
-hours, to be alone; to seek, as was his wont of late, in some
-unfrequented, obscure part of the town, such as the desolate
-neighborhood of the Dove Pier, an opportunity to ponder upon Lady Peggy;
-to guess fruitlessly of her whereabouts; to curse himself, and Sir Robin
-who had, with a good cause, he generously allowed, so known how to win
-her from him; to marvel how, at ev’ry turn, this same Baronet appeared
-to become entangled in his own matters; to question if Peggy were indeed
-now the lawful wedded wife of this gentleman from Kent. In brief, to
-pester Fate with queries and surmises far too numerous and intricate to
-set down.
-
-Thus upon reflection, he purposely absented himself, after his first
-visit to Will’s on reaching London, from either of the chocolate or
-coffee-houses, which he was accustomed to patronize, knowing full well
-that the most pressing and absorbing things he should hear would all
-have Sir Robin McTart for text. He did not even repair to Mr. Brummell’s
-house to give an account of the rescue of the Beau’s protégé from the
-hangman, feeling unwilling to recount his own part in the affair and but
-too certain that long since the whole matter would have traveled to
-Peter’s Court and into every other precinct of the town. Having, also,
-learned from Lady Diana that Kennaston had quitted Brookwood Castle in a
-dense of a melancholy humor, he did not either go to Lark Lane, (not
-finding Peg’s twin at the house in Charlotte Street), but moped the
-Sunday through, thankful that his uncle was gone down into the country;
-listening to the church-bells; thumbing a prayer-book Lady Peggy had
-given him one Easter-day, now five years since; finally flinging it from
-him; pacing up and down the hall; side-curls awry, waistcoat unbuttoned;
-ruffles tumbled; breeches wrinkled; mind distract, and altogether as
-valiant a young gentleman as ever made a wager or a toast, unsheathed a
-blade, or mounted a horse, rendered all of a-muddle by not knowing which
-way to turn to find the whereabouts and wherefores of a certain fair
-lady; which has been a state of affairs not uncommon to young gentlemen
-before this one’s day, and like to occur until the species is extinct.
-
-Yet, ’tis quite true, too, that Sir Percy’s case was a bit out of the
-usual, inasmuch as the mystery of Lady Peggy’s present abiding place
-remained as deep to-day as ’twas a fortnight ago.
-
-“Well, Grigson,” asked his master, as his man appeared unsummoned, “what
-is it?”
-
-“Asking Your Honor’s pardon,” replies this one, “but I made bold during
-Your Honor’s absence from town to go down to Kennaston Castle.”
-
-“Well, well?” cries Sir Percy excitedly, “what news?”
-
-“With submission, Sir,” replies the man, sadly. “None.”
-
-“’Od’s blood! you fool!” exclaimed the master. “Why do you seek me with
-your ‘none’! Is Her Ladyship still from home?”
-
-Grigson bows.
-
-“And her mother still in York?”
-
-Grigson bows.
-
-“And the Earl still believing his daughter to be in that damned Kent
-with her godmother?”
-
-Grigson bows for the third time.
-
-“And that cursed Abigail still affirming that her mistress is up in
-London?”
-
-Grigson bows for the fourth time.
-
-“Asking your pardon, Sir Percy,” he adds, noting with a keen and
-generous sympathy, which not infrequently exists in the hearts of
-serving-men for their masters, the deepening pallor of the young
-gentleman’s countenance, and his most disheveled appearance.
-
-“Asking your pardon, Sir, but whiles I might be doing your wig, which is
-most uncommon tousled, I’d make bold to tell you, Sir, that Mistress
-Jane Chockey, Lady Peggy’s own woman, Sir, is in an awful way, Sir!”
-
-“My wig may go to the devil, you idiot!” cries Percy. “What’s the
-blabbing jade’s tantrums to me! Get out of my sight.”
-
-“With submission, Sir Percy, but Chockey does nothing at all but cry out
-her eyes from morning till night, and went on her knees a-beseechin’ me
-to find Her Ladyship, which all I could coax out of her by my best
-endeavors at wheedlin’ the seck, Sir, was that she last saw Her Ladyship
-standin’—”
-
-“Where! where?” gasps Sir Percy, seizing Mr. Grigson by the arm with a
-grip of steel.
-
-“Before the door of Lord Kennaston’s lodgin’s, Sir, in Lark Lane—a—”
-
-“Yes? yes? go on!” with glaring, gazing eyes fixed on his man’s ruddy
-visage.
-
-“A-talkin’, Sir, to some one a-sittin’ inside of a most elegant chair!”
-
-“Did she see the man’s face?” he asks tensely.
-
-“No, Sir Percy; but Her Ladyship bade Chockey go home and not tarry for
-her, and make such excuse to His Lordship as you have learned before.
-And, asking your pardon humbly, Sir, Mistress Chockey is of the opinion
-that her young Lady got into that chair and was carried off, a willin’
-wictim, Sir, to the h’altar, and married to the contents of the chair,
-Sir, afore that wery noon.”
-
-“Damn Chockey and her opinions!” mutters Sir Percy, under his breath,
-picking up his hat from the table and rushing into the street, nigh to
-choking with his emotions and his despair.
-
-He turned the corner, almost knocking over a couple of link-boys in his
-path, tossed them some pennies for their tumble, and into Piccadilly.
-
-“Fare, Sir? fare, Your Honor? fare, Your Lordship?” cry a half-dozen of
-’em, and he jumps into a hackney chaise purposeless.
-
-“Where to, My Lord?” asks the man.
-
-“To the devil!” replies the passenger, “or anywhere else, only drive
-fast and let me down within walk of the river.”
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- XIII
-
- _In the hereinunder Her Ladyship doth shoot
- two varlets at one fire; and appointeth
- a meeting with Sir Robin
- at Vauxhall._
-
-
-The man, who is shrewd, and has, in his time, fetched and carried many
-gentlemen of the first quality hither and yon, takes this one’s measure
-and sets off at a tearing pace down to the city, past the Tower, across
-the Bridge, into Southwark, back over Southwark, up to Westminster; to
-Pimlico,—past the very Puffled Hen where, at this very moment, Sir Robin
-McTart, himself, and not his _soidisant_, sits huddled in his upper room
-over a fire, cheering his small soul with dreams of murder and love. On
-to Chelsea, and a whirligig ’round again to that region which froths
-foully over to the Thames bank in Little Boy Yard, and the jutting,
-rotting, creaking old Dove Pier.
-
-“This be’s a young nobleman,” soliloquized the cabman, “wot’s in love,
-or else is a-meditatin’ on a-takin’ ’is own life, or a-runnin’ away from
-the Jews, or from his gamin’ debts, or I’m not James Finney. An’ this
-here’s the spot for him to be dropped at; the river most ’andy, also
-deep, and h’if he’s bound to make an end of hisself, no man wot owns a
-hoss is as worthy of the reward wot’ll be published for the recovery of
-His Lordship’s corp, as me.” With which pious reflection the chaise is
-brought to a sharp standstill, causing Percy to start from his
-melancholy and look out of the pane.
-
-“Where are we?” asks he, not at first, such is the depth of his
-suffering, recognizing a spot with which, as Sir Robin had been at pains
-and expense to have discovered for him, he was indeed of late most
-familiar.
-
-“This be Dove Pier, My Lord,” answered Mr. James Finney, now descending
-from his box and standing respectfully at the kennel.
-
-“Ha! Yes, to be sure. I’ll get out.”
-
-He does so and pays the fare with such a largess as makes Mr. Finney,
-through his tanned hide, almost blush to take it.
-
-“Wot’s the odds, though?” remarks he to himself, “three sovereigns is
-better off in my pocket than actin’ as sinkers to a nobleman’s body.” To
-Sir Percy he says:
-
-“I thought Your Lordship’d fancy this bit of the river; it’s lonesome
-and wery pleasant and wery deep. Good-night to Your Lordship, and good
-luck.”
-
-“Good luck!” echoes Sir Percy, under his breath, as he strides down the
-length of the rotten pier, his gaze now fixed on the black and swiftly
-ebbing tide, now raised to meet a sky no whit the brighter than the
-sobbing waters beneath it. No stars, nor moon; only a sickly thin gleam
-shot out of the lamp that swings far up Little Boy Yard over the door of
-the tavern.
-
-Dark, sad, despairing, the whole of it, with but the lap, lap of the
-Thames’s life beating against the old piles, as it swirls and swings on
-its hurrying way to fall once again into the sea.
-
-Percy de Bohun is no cowardly sort, even to think of ending his woes in
-a watery grave; he is merely a brave, sore-stricken young man, whose
-whole faith and heart have been pinned to one who has forsaken him
-forever (as he thinks); and, with the instincts of his kind, he is glad
-to be here, away from mankind or woman either, to get his grip once more
-on himself, to fight out for the last time, he swears, the wild, jealous
-covetousness which is tugging at his heartstrings, to quell the tumult
-in his soul, and then to get back home to his uncle’s house like a
-Christian; and, God helping him! to lead a decent life and a brave life,
-for King and country in the great new world across the seas.
-
-All this and more traverses his brain, the “more” being mostly
-tantalizing visions of Lady Peggy in all the gamut of her humors,
-slipping in and out of every resolution he makes, every fond farewell he
-swears he’ll take of her most dear, most faithless memory forever!
-
-His eyes are bent upon the ground. He neither sees nor hears, nor would
-heed if he did, aught about him.
-
-In truth there is not anything to hear, save the river on its journey.
-
-But there is something to see.
-
-Sir Robin’s two desperadoes, a-lurking yonder up in the close shadow of
-the timbered tenements, which line the precinct on the side where the
-oil-lamps shine.
-
-Across the narrow street, where the huddling houses, with their broken
-chimneys, rag-stuffed windows, flapping strings of bird-cages, old
-clothes, and forlorn archways, are deeper in gloom even than their
-opposites, there’s ambushed another.
-
-One who, arrived in town the night before, and set down at Mr.
-Brummell’s in Peter’s Court, made a change of garments and off again,
-since the master of the house was out, to a quiet inn in High Holborn;
-spent there a few hours; then out of doors and wandered as far as the
-Temple Church; back again to the inn, and, with rising excitement, and
-an almost frantic and curious impatience, awaited the fall of night;
-then a hackney coach to Westminster, alighting at Horseferry Road;
-dismissing the vehicle; thence afoot to the pier; hiring a boat; a pull
-alone down the river to Dove Pier; tying the skiff to a rusty hook; a
-quick run bent to ground; up, and across the yard to her present place
-of concealment.
-
-’Twas indeed Lady Peggy, her heart in her mouth, her breath coming
-fiercely betwixt her tight-shut lips, the drops standing on her
-forehead, each hand grasping a pistol ready cocked, and her dark eyes
-pinned to the two crouching objects not three yards away from her; anon,
-following the jerks of these worthies’ thumbs as they indicate the tall
-figure with bent head still pacing the pier back and forth, she knows
-her lover and his doom are nearing each the other.
-
-Will high Heaven help her?
-
-Her Ladyship can not hear them, if indeed they speak at all, which is
-unlikely; the language of such gentry at such crises consisting usually
-of signs. Luckily for her, the glint from the Three Cups, meager though
-it be, falls athwart the cut-throats, who now move stealthily down the
-yard toward the pier, timing their pace so that they shall reach t’other
-side of the rickety float when their victim shall attain the hither. It
-falls out as they have designed, and now, not ten paces separate Sir
-Percy de Bohun from his end, when Peggy darts light-footed, having cast
-aside her shoes, down her side the kennel to the pier, bringing her
-exactly behind the murderers.
-
-With the slow, precise tread of beings accustomed to such enterprises,
-not too hurried at the performance of a not unsavory task, they slip
-over into Sir Percy’s very wake, Peggy at their backs, noting now, with
-her pretty nose within twelve inches of their cat-like heels, the gleam
-of a dagger in the hand of each.
-
-Before she had thought, the two scoundrels seized Percy from the rear,
-the one clapping his hairy hand over the game’s mouth for a gag, the
-other grasping the young man’s two hands which had been hanging idly
-clasped at his back. Not a word, a whisper, even a gasp—
-
-But two shots! sounding like one, and striking Sir Robin McTart’s
-hirelings in their flanks, laying them on the ground, free Sir Percy de
-Bohun, stunned, bewildered, to yet catch merely a glimpse of a figure
-running to pier’s end, jumping into a boat; then the flash of quick oars
-fading into the silence and the blackness of the Thames.
-
-With drawn sword he gave himself a rap on the chest and believed he had
-been dreaming.
-
-But no, for at his feet lay two prostrate forms, each bleeding a bit,
-and feigning, as such apt rogues will, to be stone dead.
-
-Percy knelt, struck a tinder and essayed to look at their faces; they
-were unknown to him, and perceiving now their estate, he formed the
-conclusion that a couple of footpads had nearly made an end of him, and
-walked away.
-
-But of his rescue? the manner of it? the mysterious flight of his
-preserver? the boat ready at the pier’s end? the twin shots just in the
-nick of time! What of all this?
-
-Bah! Some bargeman with an honest heart a-passing by had seen the foul
-attempt, and paused to thwart it; some gentleman, maybe, on his way to
-rout or tryst, thinking to divert himself with a couple of pistols and
-so save a human life; some third desperado, envious of the chances of
-these two, making shift to rob them of their prey, since he was left out
-of their plot.
-
-But no! None of these explanations bore the least resemblance to
-probabilities, in fact showed not an atom of reason in their suggestion,
-and Percy was feign return to his uncle’s house, thrice puzzled now,
-since he had not alone Lady Peggy’s oblivion to unravel, but the
-miraculous saving of his own life to match it!
-
-Her Ladyship, once safe in the boat, pulled hard to the upper pier, paid
-the boatman, and back by devious ways to Peter’s Court and into her
-room; shut door and latched; down on her knees, wig thrown on the
-hearth, a-thanking God Percy was safe!
-
-Tears? A shower of ’em, and trembling legs and arms, and heart beating
-to burst after the mad strain of the past eight-and-forty hours.
-
-“Now,” said Her Ladyship to herself, “now I can go back to Kennaston and
-spend the remainder of my life making cheeses for the Vicar to munch o’
-Sundays; brewing cider for daddy to accelerate the pace of his gout
-withal; breeding chicks as will win prizes, and pigs as will be the envy
-of all! and—” a sob occurred here—“presently a-reading in the London
-print of the grand marriage of Sir Percy de Bohun with Lady Diana
-Weston! And me without the chance of weddin’ even that little ape, Sir
-Robin McTart! But it’s all right as ’tis,” adds Her Ladyship. “Had I
-hung on Armsleigh Hill, ’twould not have been too bad for one reared as
-I have been in a God-fearing fashion, and who, for naught save jealousy,
-envy and all uncharitableness, did go and so unsex myself! Lud! Is’t I?
-Peggy Burgoyne, spinster, a-sittin’ here in breeches and waistcoat, a
-guest in Mr. Beau Brummell’s house, without any other lady to keep me in
-countenance! ’Tis said one gets broke in to anything; but ’tis false!
-false! I’m not broke in to bein’ a man, and I never should be! I detest,
-abhor, and can’t endure the bein’ one! I that had always figured to
-myself the happy day when I’d be taken up to town!”
-
-Lady Peggy is now pacing the room, a trick, as has been set down
-earlier, that she’d borrowed from her twin.
-
-“I’d thought to be of the ton, a most genteel young lady, monstrous
-fine, a lovely creature; a-taking a dish of tea at Ranelagh; a-ridin’ to
-Court in dad’s old coronet-coach and with all the feathers I could
-borrow on top of my frizzes and powder; and two sweet patches set just
-at the corner of my dimples! That’s what I’d dreamed of, with Percy
-a-staring at me, lost in admiration, and—love!” Her Ladyship stamps her
-foot. “But what ’tis, is this!” and she now picks up the wig from the
-hearth and flings it on the couch beside her coat and sword.
-
-“’Taint no more in this world fine gentlemen sighin’ and dyin’ for me!
-no wedding favors and cake; no husband, no children; never! for there’s
-no marryin’ in heaven, an I ever get there! Nay, ‘Peggy Burgoyne’ ’ll be
-writ on my tombstone, and like as not the lines followin’ ’ll be ’a
-maker of most uncommon fine sweetmeats and cheeses’!”
-
-Another flood of tears, and then My Lady Peggy, obeying that
-well-balanced head of hers, brushes them away and proceeds to plan out
-her homeward journey, and to administer a cunning retouch of the
-cosmetics she had erstwhile bought of the players’ apothecary in Drury
-Lane.
-
-’Tis clear now, as it has been from the start, that she may not quit Mr.
-Brummell’s house in other than man’s attire, nor, so far as she can see,
-will it be possible for her to resume her own garments at any inn, or
-time, or place, before she reaches Kennaston, which she means to do ere
-night falls; and then the stableyard, where she knows Chockey will be
-milking, once gained, a cloak, the casting of Sir Robin’s wig, and Her
-Ladyship feels certain she can enter her father’s home unnoticed beneath
-the shelter of the faithful Chockey’s argus eye.
-
-But, though neatly laid, Her Ladyship’s project was not quite yet to go
-into execution. Even as she was once more taking out the bundle from its
-hiding-place and tying up in it the long tail of her cut hair, she heard
-a hum of noises, voices below, inquiring if Sir Robin had as yet reached
-the house, and evidently obtaining an affirmative answer, for,—
-
-“Where is the hero? Our hero! Our hero!”
-
-“Where is our highwayman? Our highwayman!”
-
-“Where is Tom Kidde, the gallant? The gallant of gallants!”
-
-And a lot of such merry cries came echoing up the staircase and corridor
-toward her room.
-
-Lady Peggy had utterly forgot the hanging.
-
-The more recent matter of Percy and the assassins had put her own
-adventure completely out of her head. For the first time she realized
-that she had not seen either Mr. Brummell or any of his company since
-she had unwillingly been borne away from them by Homing Nell in the
-midst of Epstowe Forest.
-
-’Twas a halt she had not counted on; but, clapping on wig and coat, she
-flung wide the door, and was presently raised on the shoulders of Sir
-Wyatt and His Grace of Escombe and borne triumphantly down to the
-dining-room and placed in a chair of honor at the supper-table, whence,
-what with toasts, songs, stories, acclaims, wonders, amazements,
-applause, Florence wine, cards, etc., etc., this gallant company did not
-arise (or some of them slip under) until seven on Monday morning.
-
-Her Ladyship got up from the mahogany with but one-pound-ten in her
-pockets, and a surmise in her head as to how far this sum would take her
-on her homeward way.
-
-But homeward way there could be none just yet, for before too many
-bumpers had been filled and drunk, Beau Brummell had made proposition of
-a most lively affair, which indeed he had already set afoot, for the
-celebrating of Sir Robin’s restoration to his friends by the timely
-arrival and prowess of Sir Percy. This was nothing else than going to
-Vauxhall by water on Tuesday night, and in masques. A score of ladies
-and gentlemen had been bidden to join, including the Ladies Diana and
-Biddy, the Honorable Dolly, the Misses Lovell, Lady Chelmsford, with
-Lady Brookwood to act as duenna for the unmarried fair.
-
-In vain Lady Peggy protested, swore she could not, would not. These
-gentlemen would not take no for an answer, and once again Her Ladyship
-perceived, as she reluctantly acceded to the masquerade, how far more
-difficult ’twas to be out of breeches than into ’em.
-
-Percy was to be there, at least he was invited; so much she knew from
-Mr. Brummell, and, as Lady Diana was positive to come up to town for
-such a novelty as a party in masquerade, of course her suitor was
-certain to attend her.
-
-Very well! Why should she, whose whole life was to be passed in the
-compounding of cream-cheeses and the visiting of poor old women, not
-give to herself one more cause of vain regretting? one more glimpse of
-him she adored?
-
-At that hour, when Mr. Brummell and his guests were doing honor to the
-supposed Sir Robin, the real Baronet was called upon to receive two most
-lamentable-looking blackguards who followed the Boots up to the
-gentleman’s room, unheeding both remonstrances and ugly words on the way
-thither.
-
-At sight of Mr. Bloksey and his companion-in-arms, each lame, bound-up
-and wound-up of leg and back, with their bonnets pulled down over their
-brows, Sir Robin skipped from his easy-chair with a gasp, half terrified
-at the appearance, wholly eager to learn the outcome of the plot.
-
-“Hist!” cries he, under his breath, and pointing to the door, finger on
-lip.
-
-“Heh?” responds the villain. “There’s no fear here. We’s well enough
-known down in our own neighbor’ood, but up ’ere we passes for two pious
-beggars wot lives by h’alms from the parish church!”
-
-A grim smile from his partner confirms this remark, and Sir Robin, thus
-reassured, says tremblingly:
-
-“Well, ’tis done?”
-
-“’Tis done,” both nodding in concert, “and,” adds Mr. Bloksey, “we’re
-both nigh done too! Wot with bullets apiece h’inside of us from the
-gentleman’s pistols, and wot with gettin’ our h’eyes knocked h’out of
-us, and most bein’ caught by the Watch when we was a-lowerin’ Lord
-Gower’s heir h’into the Thames, we’re ’ere, Sir Robin McTart, to ’umbly
-remind you that we wants more.”
-
-The Baronet shakes his head, hands thrust in pockets, clutching purse
-and pence.
-
-“Oh, no,” answers he, “the job was paid for in advance, my good men. Not
-another groat will you get.”
-
-“Werry good,” murmurs Bloksey, turning on his slip-shod heel. “We’ll
-just go down to the round house, and if it turns out as Your Lordship
-gets h’admission to the Tower free, you needn’t be too much surprised.
-We doesn’t mind a-tellin’ ’ow we saw you a-prickin’ Sir Percy de Bohun
-last night! and a-weightin’ of his mangled corp, and a-throwin’ of the
-same h’into the river at the old Dove Pier!—Oh, no! we doesn’t!” This at
-the door-sill.
-
-“What! what! you knaves! Here, come back! Come back, I say!” shrieks the
-terrified little gentleman, seizing a shoulder of each and forcing them
-into seats.
-
-After which simple application of primary methods, Mr. Bloksey and his
-friend find no difficulties whatever in the way of wresting from their
-patron another hundred pounds, with which they make off, again and again
-rehearsing to him how great risks they had run in decently interring the
-body of his hated rival.
-
-Once rid of them, Sir Robin rose, stretched himself, and yawned.
-
-’Twas an abject soul, one of those creatures born of a good and honest
-stock on either side, which sometimes cumber the earth as if in ribald
-jest against the accepted laws of birth and breeding.
-
-With no misgiving, save that of a possible detection, Sir Robin, now
-that this even had been disposed of at an expense of a hundred guineas,
-felt nothing if not jubilant, and on the morrow proceeded to order him a
-suit of satins in crimson, a hat of the latest fashion, ruffles,
-cravats, silk hose, a muff, and a lot of other fallals at Monsieur
-Jabot’s in Holborn. For the Baronet, freed, as he fancied, of his enemy,
-and feeling positive that Lady Peggy would soon, out of the overflow of
-her vast affection for him, contrive a message through her obliging Mr.
-Incognito, desired to be equipped in the latest mode for that summons to
-his Lady’s presence, which he believed must ultimately, and perhaps
-presently, arrive.
-
-It is true, he expected that his entrance into the gay world of fashion,
-which, he promised himself by way of introduction, should be at
-Vauxhall, might be a bit hampered by the accounts he must hear of the
-sudden disappearance of Sir Percy de Bohun, but this seemed a trifle in
-the path of a gentleman for whose sake Lady Peggy Burgoyne had come up
-to town, remained invisible, employed an Incognito as Mercury, and of
-whose name, albeit falsely, the prints had made most marvelous mention.
-
-Now, Sir Robin had not seen the tenth part of these last. No, not any of
-’em, in truth, save the one he had shown to Her Ladyship the evening
-they had encountered each other at the Dove Pier. To be entirely candid,
-Sir Robin was an indifferent scholar; write he could not; to read was a
-plague which he willingly deputed, when it was necessary, to his former
-instructor—that patient, worthy man, the Vicar of Friskingdean,
-incumbent of the living next Robinswold.
-
-This one was even now, so Sir Robin had got word, up in London to
-consult a great man for the benefit of his eyes, and ’twas presently
-agreed between ’em at the Bishop, where the Vicar stopped, that they
-should proceed together to Vauxhall on the Tuesday night.
-
-“I have heard, my dear Robin,” observed the excellent old man, “that
-there is to be a rare sight in the gardens that evening, nothing less
-than a most curious novelty just come into vogue in the world of
-fashion.”
-
-“Ha, and what’s that, Sir?” inquires the Baronet.
-
-“A party of Beau Brummell’s to come by water to the pier, every soul of
-’em in masks,—Lords, Ladies, and all persons of the first quality; some
-of the names I heard in the coffee-room. There’s to be Sir Wyatt Lovell,
-the Earl of Escombe, Lady Diana Weston, Lady Chelmsford, Lord Kennaston
-of Kennaston—”
-
-“Hold, Sir!” cried the Baronet, jumping about the room, like one
-demented, the idea bouncing into his pate that if Kennaston is to be
-there, his twin-sister will also form one of the distinguished party.
-“What’s to prevent me buying a couple of masks and, with our cloaks set
-out by our swords, a-joining in this gay diversion?” The little
-gentleman’s eyes twinkle with sweet anticipation.
-
-“But,” hesitates the Vicar, “would such levity be counted seemly for one
-of my years and profession?”
-
-“Tut, tut, Sir,” cries Sir Robin, “I’ll not take a refusal. Hark ye, I
-have reasons,” adds he mysteriously. “There’s one of the Fair likely to
-be present who pines to see me, Sir, and whom I yearn to behold once
-more. There hath been an obstacle,” continues the cold-blooded monkey,
-“but Providence hath removed it. I pray of you accompany me, Sir, and
-t’will lead mayhap to banns bein’ read on Sunday se’ennight in the
-church at Friskingdean.”
-
-The Vicar, being carried away by two natural and one of ’em a most
-laudable emotion, at last consented. He was quite in fatherly sympathy
-with his old pupil’s ambition to settle in life, and he had that curious
-hankering after just a nibble at the edge of the flesh-pots of Egypt,
-which is not uncommon to gentlemen of even his sedate years and failing
-sight.
-
-Sir Robin bought masks and cloaks of black and ordered them sent to the
-Bishop, where he had agreed to sup on Tuesday and go thence by land to
-Vauxhall. Indeed he had just now come out of the draper’s shop and
-turned down toward the Vicar’s inn, when he caught sight of Lady Peggy
-walking swiftly from him. She had been buying stains for her skin and
-eyebrows.
-
-“Mr. Incognito!” cried he, scampering hither and yon, into the kennel,
-onto the path, jostling fair ladies’ chairs, running into a porter’s
-pack, thumping a horse in the nose with his ill-worn weapon, and,
-finally, gaining on the one he pursues, and dealing Her Ladyship’s
-shoulder no gentle blow.
-
-“Ha, there!” cries she, turning, hand on hilt. Then, perceiving who
-’tis, she almost shudders and draws up to her full height.
-
-“Dear Mr. Incognito,” pants Sir Robin, “how fares My Lady? Tell me, I
-beseech you!”
-
-“She fares but ill, Sir,” answers she, making to proceed.
-
-“No, no, not so fast, I implore; oh, Sir, I die for her!”
-
-“Very well, Sir, she is willing. I am pressed for time and must away.”
-
-“One word. You say she’s willing I should die for her?”
-
-“Oh, Sir Robin, importune me no further. I know not what she’s willing
-for!”
-
-“Now, now,” soothes the Baronet. “We’re well met, Mr. Incognito, that
-I’m assured of; and that Lady Peggy’d far rather I’d live than die for
-her,” leers he, “since for the sake of communicating with me she’s at,
-no doubt, great expenses in maintaining you?”
-
-At this Her Ladyship laughs, as many a lady may do any day, at the
-strange construction a man who is blessed with vanity contrives to put
-upon her actions.
-
-“’Tis so, I know’t!” exclaims he, grinning unctuously. “Now, Sir, tell
-me, goes she—” his voice sinks to a whisper as he applies his mouth nigh
-to Peg’s ear—“goes she to Vauxhall in Beau Brummell’s party, along with
-her brother, o’ Tuesday night?”
-
-A thousand thoughts rush helter-skelter through Her Ladyship’s brain,
-pro and con the answering of this query.
-
-Presently, sedately, at the corner of the street, says she, with no
-smallest notion of the import or the outcome of her words, merely
-uttered as a light and easy means of make-off:
-
-“Go and see!” and she disappears from view.
-
-“By jingo!” rattles the gentleman from Kent to himself, as he jumps into
-a hackney-coach and tools out to the Puffled Hen. “But she loves me!
-Curse me! but I believe she’s had that incognito rascal at upwards
-probably of ten shillings a day, just on purpose to watch for my
-appearance, and so to glean tidings of my welfare! Without a doubt ’tis
-by her commands he said that ‘go and see.’ Zounds! I’ll do’t, with the
-Vicar to bear me out,” adds this prudent lover, “should any disagreeable
-incident occur between me and any one of these coxcombs with their town
-ways. Damn ’em, tho’! with a secret affair going on betwixt me and
-Peggy, I can snap my fingers at His Gracious Majesty himself, should we
-encounter!”
-
-Well pleased, therefore, with himself, Sir Robin descended at the
-Puffled Hen and bestowed upon the cabman out of that abundance of the
-heart which occasionally causes the pocket, as well as the heart, to
-speak—two-pence.
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- XIV
-
- _In this same Sir Robin believes he meets his
- Fair: and Lady Biddy O’Toole is the
- means of putting the whole Gardens
- into a vast commotion._
-
-
-After quitting Sir Robin, Her Ladyship, jingling the few shillings that
-now remained to her, since purchasing unguents and the mask and cloak
-necessary for the approaching festivity, suddenly made up her mind to
-escape at once, to leave the bundle of her clothes, her shorn tresses,
-and whatever else beside to tell what tale they might, and, here and
-now, to shake the dust of London from her feet forever. And to this end
-she was about to summon a chair to start her as far on her journey as
-her purse would permit, when out comes Mr. Brummell himself from the
-shop of Monsieur Jabot, and links his arm in hers with his accustomed
-pleasant familiarity and easy condescension.
-
-“’Pon honor!” exclaims the Beau. “Well met, Sir! Since you were nigh
-hanged, Sir, I’ve not had too much of your agreeable company. I’d have
-you know I’m just from Monsieur Jabot’s back room, where, the whiles I
-took a dish of tea, I explained the riddles of your most amazin’ twist
-of the lace. Faith, Robin, ’twas a lucky hour for me, when, having left
-a pile of failures, so high! in the corner of my dressing-room, I beheld
-your cravat and bade my man knock you down!”
-
-Lady Peggy laughs. The cool audacity of Beau Brummell is a relief after
-the mawkish sighs of the little scoundrel she has just parted from, and,
-hoping that Mr. Brummell will soon spy either one of the Fair or a Royal
-Highness, and so be diverted from her side, she bows and answers:
-
-“Robin McTart must ever account that a lucky day for him, Sir!”
-
-“Hark ye, my young buck,” proceeds the Beau. “Monsieur Jabot is so
-enchanted with your manner of the cravat that to-day, with my
-compliments, he introduces it at Court! And since I’ve been seen with
-it,” adds he pompously, “’tis sure, by this day week, to be the height
-of the mode!”
-
-“Aye?” responds Her Ladyship, a-wondering how she can best get away.
-
-“Aye!” echoes her companion in a monstrous amazement. “Rot me! Sir, but
-such a distinction’s not often conferred upon a young gentleman up in
-town for the first time. What’s the matter with you, boy?” cries he,
-turning to observe Her Ladyship’s somewhat absent-minded aspect.
-
-“Naught, I swear!” cries she, recovering herself.
-
-“’Sdeath! Robin, are ye in love?” asks the Beau, taking a pinch of snuff
-and tendering his box, as, attended by all eyes, the two make their way
-down Piccadilly, betwixt ogling ladies in their chairs and chariots,
-gallants, dowagers; each, all, mincing and la-la-ing as they go.
-
-Her Ladyship inclines her head. She is well pleased to speak truth when
-she can.
-
-“By Gad! Mr. Brummell, you’ve hit the mark,” says she.
-
-“Sleep not o’ nights? fickle at your meat? wake sighing? dream of
-patches, smiles, and dainty fingers? mistrust yourself? easily
-affronted? believe the whole world’s pointing at you in raillery? take
-no pleasure in horse, man, gun or dog? loathe all the Fair, save one?
-love solitude?”
-
-Her Ladyship’s feign to smile in the midst of the snuff, which she
-abhors, and has only taken because she had to. Sneezing, she nods as her
-companion continues:
-
-“Hate company? are cursin’ me now for an addle-pated fool, and wishing
-I’d leave you to yourself, eh? Don’t answer. I know it, Robin, well; a
-thousand times, more or less, have I been where you stand to-day, and
-had just cause, I fancied, to damn the Prince himself, since that which
-I was then pleased to dub his foolish prattle served to distract my
-ruminations from whichever Lady ’twas at the moment claimed my fancy. I
-cursed him then, Sir, for clinging to my arm, but now I bless him, as
-you will me some future day—for, Robin, hark ye, there’s not one of the
-jades but deceives us, no, Sir! and I’m goin’ to hang on to you, Sir,
-for keepin’ of you out of the vapors. Zounds, Sir! I’ll not leave you to
-any such ill company as himself proves to a young man in your
-predicament. Come, Sir, come; we’ll up and into Will’s, and there, me
-stickin’ faster than a burr, we’ll home to Peter’s Court and with a
-merry lot of gentlemen make a pretty night of’t against to-morrow with
-its evening at Vauxhall.”
-
-With which pleasant and most well-intentioned sally, Lady Peggy again
-finds herself constrained to put off that redemption of her true estate
-for which she so deeply yearns.
-
-Mr. Brummell’s party went by water to Vauxhall, and ’twas indeed a
-heavenly night for such an expedition, with no large lady-moon
-a-staring, but the rather a thin slip of a silver damsel hanging in the
-vault, and millions of stars a-waiting on her, not any of these
-a-revealing too much or a-telling any tales if a gentleman’s hand
-chanced to come in contact with a lady’s amid the folds of brocade, or
-under the long cloth of the black, crimson or blue cloaks in which all
-these merry masqueraders were enveloped.
-
-Sir Percy de Bohun was beside Lady Diana Weston; Peggy noted the same
-with jealous, despairing eyes; while at the left of Lord Brookwood’s
-daughter sat her own twin—only the second time she had seen him since
-the memorable night in Lark Lane; nor did she see him plainly now, for
-all the company had set forth in their masks, and only removed them
-between whiles to gain a breath of fresh air. ’Twas expected that the
-larger number of the party would meet them at the Gardens, and
-thereafter the sport and mystification would begin.
-
-So it turned out; not only all the rest of Mr. Brummell’s friends in
-their cloaks and masks, with glimpse now and then of satins, taffetas,
-laces, ribands, jeweled stomachers, bodices ablaze, and so forth, but a
-vast assemblage of other folk also awaited the arrival of the Beau’s
-barge at the bottom of the Gardens.
-
-Among these, two lurked in the shadow of the trees; they were Sir Robin
-and the Vicar. The former noted with deep joy that he had, by a happy
-chance, chosen a crimson color for his new suit, exactly corresponding
-to that of one of these gallants; that his cloak of sable hue was also
-quite the ton, and that he could thus, with ease, mingle with the party,
-and presently, no doubt, either discover Lady Peggy’s identity, or, more
-than likely, she herself would disclose the same to him, and at last
-reward his faithfulness and patience. No qualm visited the little
-gentleman’s conscience-pocket with regard to his supposed victim,
-although, it is true, he had given him a vicious thought as he had stood
-near the river’s bank waiting for Mr. Brummell’s barge to come in sight.
-So had Peggy, as she was being rowed past the old Dove Pier; into her
-mind and into Sir Percy’s had come the memory of the Sunday night, but
-he spoke of it no more than, certes, did she.
-
-Sir Robin, his cup overflowing with pleasurable anticipation and the
-gratified sense that the one who had sworn to take his life lay,
-fish-food, at the bottom of the Thames, flitted hither and yon, dragging
-the bewildered Vicar of Friskingdean in his wake.
-
-Wherever the company of Mr. Brummell wandered, there followed, hanging
-on to the fringe, as ’twere, these two, whom presently one-half the
-guests accepted as a matter of course to be of themselves.
-
-First, always followed by an admiring and gaping crowd, ’twas up and
-down the formal Walks somewhat sedately, for the masquerade, as has been
-said before, was at that period but just coming into vogue, and fine
-ladies and gentlemen were, at the outset of an evening, not as easy in
-their disguises as they became after a promenade in the unaccustomed
-duds; then, they formed a circle of mysterious appearance around the
-orchestra; then, ’twas into the Room to stare at the pictures through
-the peepholes of their masks; then a rush to gaze at the Cascade, which
-the whole of them, save Lady Peggy, Sir Robin and the Vicar, had seen a
-hundred times before; later, ’twas up and down the Walks again; and here
-Sir Robin at last made bold, having long since joined himself and the
-somewhat reluctant Vicar to a group of the Beau’s company, to address a
-few words, as it chanced, to the lively Lady Biddy O’Toole!
-
-It had seemed to him, after a careful survey of all, and having been
-able, by dint of his ears, to learn which was Kennaston, whose was the
-only personality so far in his possession, that Lady Biddy’s arch turn
-of the head was the most like to belong to the object of his passion. So
-up he springs, mincing, leaving the Vicar to huddle in the shade, and,
-pulling Her Ladyship’s mask-riband with a twitching finger and thumb, as
-he had seen others do just now, he said, very low, in her ear:
-
-“I’m sure I know who Your Ladyship is!”
-
-“Out with it,” says she, very low too.
-
-“It’s she whose image is writ on my heart,” answers he.
-
-“Sure,” answers she, “that’s a thing that can never be known until
-you’re dead, and maybe not as soon, since the surgeons don’t cut up
-everybody! Lud, Sir, give me your name, and we’ll talk of your heart
-anon.”
-
-“I am Sir Robin McTart of Robinswold, Kent,” exclaims he, feeling
-positive that this saucy minx is none other than his adored, for be it
-remembered Lady Biddy spoke under her breath and with a disguised tone
-to her voice.
-
-“’Od’s blood!” now whispers Her Ladyship, with an accent of mock terror,
-into Sir Robin’s ear. “You! the highwayman! the cut-throat! the robber!
-what, I’ve heard, sticks gentlemen in the back, or has your men do it
-for you, and profits by that same!” laughing fit to kill herself.
-
-But the little man does not laugh; the cold sweat stands out all over
-his sallow countenance, and he’s so terrified, recalling the threats of
-Mr. Bloksey, that he stands stock-still, and really can not move a leg.
-
-They are nigh the Dark Walks as Sir Robin comes to his halt, and Lady
-Biddy, not pausing even to note his silence, goes merrily on with her
-most apt discourse.
-
-“Oh,” proceeds she, “but you are the hero of the day, Sir Robin, and
-it’s myself that’s proud to be in your company, and faith! I’d like to
-have died running to see you hang on Saturday last!”
-
-“Hang!” gasps he, getting back the use of his voice, but not of his
-shaking legs. “Saturday last!”
-
-“Don’t be that bashful, Sir Robin, making as if you’d never heard of
-such before!” And Lady Biddy gives the Baronet’s cloak a playful tweak.
-“Lud, Sir! you and Sir Percy de Bohun’s the two most talked about, of
-all the bucks in town!”
-
-“Sir Percy de Bohun!” repeats he, his knees knocking together.
-
-“Sure’n didn’t he save you from the gibbet? Oh, go-along with you, Sir
-Robin, you can’t palaver Lady—”
-
-“Lady who?” he contrives to ejaculate, struck nearly dumb at this
-mention of his rival, while Lady Biddy now bridles and is mute.
-
-“You are Lady Peggy Burgoyne, are you not?” he goes on more softly,
-bending toward his companion, and concluding at last that the Lady’s
-words must have been the mere hap-hazards of a sparkling disposition.
-
-Now Lady Biddy, in common with other ladies of fashion and moving in
-certain high circles of society, had heard a deal of the mysterious and
-all unseen Lady Peggy. She well knew the supposition that was rife as to
-Lady Peggy’s being secretly the wife of Sir Robin McTart. She knew from
-her bosom friend, Lady Diana Weston, who had the same most direct from
-her suitor, Lord Kennaston, Lady Peggy’s own twin-brother, that his
-sister was from home, unknown her whereabouts to father or mother, kith
-or kin, maid or man, save that she was “up in London”; that Sir Percy de
-Bohun was mad for love and loss of her; that her brother, had he not
-been in like case by means of Lady Diana, would long since have made
-public search, as he was indeed making such privately, for the discovery
-of the eloping Fair. She likewise was aware that Sir Robin frequented
-the gay world, was not adverse to ogling a lady, as she herself could
-testify; stopped at Mr. Brummell’s house; and, albeit ’twas said had
-fought a duel with Sir Percy because of Lady Peggy, still did not absent
-himself from any rout, ridotto, or ball, on her always absent account.
-
-So, equipped with such a fund of knowledge and any amount of surmise,
-Her Ladyship replied coyly beneath her mask:
-
-“Why do you think so, Sir Robin, and pray if I were Lady Peggy, what,
-now, would you be afther saying to me?”
-
-“Zounds! ’tis she!” exclaims the Baronet, carried away by the fact that
-Lady Biddy’s hand beneath her cloak has more than half-way met his own
-moist and trembling fingers.
-
-“Loveliest of women! Oh, ’twas indeed by your express directions, was’t
-not, that Mr. Incognito on Monday, watching for me in High Holborn nigh
-the shop of Mounseer Jabot, bid me come here to-night to meet you?”
-
-Lady Biddy, although much averse to the clammy touch of her cavalier,
-gives his fingers an assuring pressure.
-
-“Why, oh, why!” pursues Sir Robin, now as much elated by this tacit
-confession of her passion for him, as he was but lately overwhelmed by
-the mention of such strange words as “hanging, highwayman, Sir Percy de
-Bohun,” etc., etc., “why have you seen fit to keep me in such a length
-of suspense? Why have I not been allowed, before this, to behold you,
-and renew the days of our sojourn in Kent? Speak, my angel, speak!”
-
-“La, Sir!” murmurs Lady Biddy, minx-like, ever anxious to get at the
-heart of this now much deepened enigma, “la, Sir, do you not know but
-too well the whys and wherefores of my secrecy?” Her Ladyship from Cork
-actually squeezes the little Baronet’s crooked little hand.
-
-“That do I not! Mr. Incognito never would tell me aught, but thus and
-so; and bade me, from your adorable lips, keep myself in seclusion and
-safety,—nor ever,” continues he, his tone sinking to a mere breath,
-“endanger my precious self,” now stooping to imprint a chaste kiss on
-Her Ladyship’s hand, “in the meeting even once of Sir Percy de Bohun,
-for he had sworn to kill me on beholding me. Dearest life,” proceeds Sir
-Robin, withdrawing Lady Biddy a bit into the shade of the great trees,
-“I have obeyed your commands. I have never set eyes upon the scoundrel,
-but have kept myself close housed at my inn in Pimlico, awaiting your
-dear pleasure.”
-
-“Have ye?” murmurs Lady Biddy, now more bewildered than she ever was
-before in her life, and seeing no clear way, either to read the puzzle
-or, truth to tell, to elude the gentleman. Yet the wits of a lady,
-especially if she happen to have been born in Ireland, may usually be
-trusted to extricate her from almost any dilemma; therefore, when Sir
-Robin has done swearing of his impatient probation passed at the Puffled
-Hen, says she, tweaking her hoop and making a courtesy:
-
-“Lud! Robin,” (the hussy!) “but you are a killing creature! Nay, nay!”
-drawing out a few steps, he after her, from the shade of the trees and
-more in the flare of the twinkling globe lamps. “Nay, tarry here but a
-moment; there are the same reasons for your not accompanying me now that
-have prevailed upon me to keep our matters secret hitherto. I pray you,
-stir not from the neighborhood of this wooden lion—see?—until I return,
-which I will do presently.”
-
-“Faith!” cries the Baronet, “I’ll not budge, my divine Peggy! until you
-are once more at my side!” and with a horrid leer through his peepholes,
-he essays to take Lady Biddy’s hand once more, but she’s off, balking
-him.
-
-Quick as thought, she scampered across to the edge of the orchestra,
-where she discovered a group of masks and among ’em one, whom, by the
-rose pinned to her bloom-colored bodice, she knew to be Lady Diana, and
-she made certain that two of the three bloods near her, canes dangling
-at their button-holes, must be Sir Percy and Lord Kennaston.
-
-“Hist!” exclaims Lady Biddy, panting partly from speed, partly from the
-fright a lady alone might experience in running the gauntlet of so many
-macaronis and fops, not to speak of thieves and pickpockets, as perforce
-was the case in progressing about Vauxhall.
-
-“What is’t Biddy, for I know you by your silver heels,” answers Lady Di.
-“Mischief, I’ll dare be sworn, or it’s not you! Speak your mind; there’s
-none here but what can keep a secret, and the whole of us have been
-a-watching you with some one, fie! at the entrance to the Dark Alleys.”
-
-“Is Sir Percy here? Is this he?” whispers Biddy.
-
-Sir Percy bows, for he is there; while the other two gentlemen,
-inferring from her tone that she seeks a private ear, instantly withdraw
-to one of the boxes for a glass of Burgundy to refresh their spirits.
-
-“I’ve news for you, of one you’re a-dyin’ for, of Lady Peggy Burgoyne!”
-exclaims she triumphantly.
-
-“What! What!” comes simultaneously from behind each of the masks she
-addresses.
-
-“Aye; I’m after learning from, whom, think you?”
-
-“Proceed, for the love of God, Madam!” says Percy, very low.
-
-“From him that’s supposed to be her husband, Sir Robin McTart, that
-mistook me for her,” Biddy titters, “that she’s here to-night by an
-appointment with him, made by a trusted servant of hers, called 'Mr.
-Incognito’; sent to meet Sir Robin before the shop of Monsieur Jabot in
-Holborn; and he’s not seen Her Ladyship,—I mean Sir Robin’s not seen her
-since they were sojourning in Kent together! and there’s a mystery for
-you! And I made excuses and left him a-standin’ by the lion, for I could
-no longer contain the news, but must run back to him now to extract the
-rest of it. Pray heaven, Lady Peggy herself comes not by, and lets out
-that I was not she at all, at all!”
-
-“Good God!” murmurs Percy under his breath, as Biddy rattles on. “Can
-this thing be? and what does it all mean?”
-
-Restraining Lady Biddy, both he and Lady Diana endeavor to quiet her
-abounding spirits, and to gain from her the detailed account of her
-encounter with Sir Robin. Percy, in the midst of her voluble tongue and
-her giggling, striving to form some plan of action which shall this
-night bring matters to the touch between himself and the Baronet and
-leave one or t’other of ’em stiff and stark.
-
-Meantime, Sir Robin, with greedy eyes fixed on Lady Biddy, so long as he
-can see her, and until she and her companions withdraw into a box,
-stands as if at one with the wooden lion; presently, however, his gaze
-is diverted hither and yon, not only by the playful and engaging remarks
-of various young ladies who challenge his mask in the most direct and
-obliging fashion, but by a certain Figure which he beholds moving about
-aimlessly, it would seem, and alone, beneath the dark shadows of the
-trees toward the river.
-
-There is something in this Figure’s motions, although cloaked and
-masked,—therefore, the Baronet notes, one of Mr. Brummell’s party,—which
-strikes him as familiar, and when, presently, the unknown lifts mask and
-reveals the countenance behind it, Sir Robin sidles up, one eye on the
-wooden lion of his tryst, however, and plucking Lady Peggy by the arm,
-says:
-
-“Ho! Mr. Incognito!”
-
-Peggy turns, and betwixt disgust, dismay, horror, and amusement, remains
-silent.
-
-“’Tis I, Sir, Robin McTart,” lifting his own mask a trifle to assure his
-companion of his identity.
-
-“Soh!” returns she, “I do perceive.”
-
-“Oh, Mr. Incognito, what do I not owe to your being in My Lady’s employ!
-She is indeed here.”
-
-Her Ladyship, taking this for a question, answers thus, with emphasis:
-“Yes, she’s here—indeed.”
-
-“I have seen her,” sighs the little Baronet, leaning his head, just
-exactly the height of Her Ladyship’s own, down on Peggy’s shoulder in an
-excess of sensibility.
-
-“Have you?” exclaims she, not daring to stir in the embarrassment of
-believing it possible that the scoundrel has discovered her identity.
-
-“Oh, yes,” sighs Sir Robin, “I have received a pressure, nay two of ’em,
-from her hand. I’ve kissed her fingers; I await her return to meet me at
-the wooden lion yonder.”
-
-“Do you?” says Lady Peggy, mystified beyond everything. “Did she look as
-you expected her to?”
-
-“Ah!” gasps Sir Robin, “she has not yet lifted her mask for me to behold
-her countenance, but when she returns, I shall beseech her for one
-glimpse!”
-
-“Ah!” returns Peggy, now fully persuaded that some one has been making a
-jest of her companion, but none the less disquieted on her own score.
-
-“Hark ye, Sir Robin,” says she, “you have ever found my counsels wise.
-Be advised by me now; leave Vauxhall at once. Lady Peggy Burgoyne is not
-safe, so long as you tarry here.”
-
-The little Baronet, doughtily, although trembling, puts his hand to his
-hilt.
-
-“Nay, Sir!” continues Peg, “your weapon would not avail for her
-preservation. She leaves town this very night for Kennaston. Do you the
-same, nor risk detection longer here.” Her Ladyship uses the word
-advisedly, and has the satisfaction of seeing Sir Robin shiver with
-terror, then steady again as he reflects that Her Ladyship’s fears can
-but be in connection with her own escapade; since, ’tis plain from all
-he can spy and eavesdrop, not a soul as yet has missed Sir Percy de
-Bohun from his accustomed haunts.
-
-“But she swore me she’d be back in a few moments, Mr. Incognito, and
-’sdeath! Sir!” perceiving Lady Biddy emerging from the box and advancing
-toward the lion alone, “there she is!”
-
-Off and away Sir Robin McTart to join his Fair, while Lady Peggy,
-screened by the increasing shadows, for the dripping lamps are one by
-one, by this, dying down in their globes, beholds one—she devines not
-which—of Beau Brummell’s lady guests, courtesying and greeting the
-Baronet with her finger-tips.
-
-Now My Lady’s heart’s a-thumping monstrous hard; she beholds, as well as
-Sir Robin and his supposed Peggy, two others—alas! she knows too well
-who they are, a-peeping out from the corner of the box-entrance whence
-Lady Biddy came just now, and watching her encounter with Sir Robin.
-
-These are Lady Diana and Sir Percy.
-
-Together? Aye and a-goin’ to be “together” for all their lives, she
-sadly thinks, both of them, quite forgetting, save perchance for a
-moment’s beguilement, her very existence. But it behooves her, if not
-for her own sake, of which she has come to the pass of recking but
-little, then for her father’s and mother’s, now to bid farewell forever
-to disguises, falsehoods, cheatings, man’s estate, and even the
-melancholy chance of seeing the countenance of Sir Percy. She will off
-presently, and reach home as best she may.
-
-A few minutes, more or less, can make no odds, and ’tis but too true
-that Her Ladyship stood there in ambush of the branches in the vain hope
-that Percy might lift his mask, if but for an instant, and thus allow
-her parting gaze to rest upon his features.
-
-It is quite true that mortals, although in never such haste to reach a
-desired crisis, still ofttimes halt at the threshhold of its attainment;
-so Her Ladyship, with now nothing to hinder her escape, still stood
-leaning against an oak, listless, but for the eager eyes fixed on the
-pair in the box entrance. These presently crossed into the throng and,
-joining others of the maskers, were lost to her view; but the Baronet
-and Lady Biddy had not been idle of their tongues this while.
-
-Much simpering, angling for news, tittering, and a neat show of wit in
-the manner of plying a gentleman with questions on a matter about which
-he was quite ignorant, on the lady’s side; ardor, impatience, as much
-daring as his little spirit permitted, on the gentleman’s. Finally said
-he:
-
-“Mr. Incognito says you start for Kennaston this very night, my dearest
-life, is’t so?”
-
-“Tell me who is Mr. Incognito?” says she, “and I’ll answer you
-straight.”
-
-“He’s your paid servant, sworn slave, and the bearer of all tender
-messages between us.—Now, go you to Kennaston to-night?”
-
-“As sure as I’m Lady Peggy Burgoyne,” returns Biddy. “I start for home
-ere cock-crow!”
-
-“I’ll follow you poste-haste, but,” cries Sir Robin, “loveliest of
-created beings, I beseech, I implore! one glimpse of your angelic
-countenance before we part—to meet only when I can claim you as my own!”
-
-“No! No!” exclaims Biddy, restraining the Baronet’s hand which is laid
-upon the lutestring of her mask.
-
-“But divine creature, I insist!” with one arm seizing the buxom Lady
-Biddy about the waist, while with the other he essays to untie the
-riband which hides her charms from view.
-
-Then Lady Biddy O’Toole, whose lungs were of the best, let such a bawl
-as rang far up and down the Thames, causing a score of red-stockinged
-boatmen to leave their wherries and dash up the Gardens; causing every
-tongue in Vauxhall to cease clacking, every glass to jingle to its
-table, every echo to resound; every other lady there to shriek; the
-musicians to stop; the waiters to drop their trays; each gentleman to
-draw sword; and a vast number of persons of both sexes to shout:
-
-“Watch! Watch! Murder! Thieves! Highwaymen!” and whatever else beside.
-
-While a concourse of people of every condition at once closed in around
-Sir Robin and Lady Biddy, at the outside rim of which, shivering betwixt
-terror and that lively curiosity which overrides even a desire for
-personal safety, gaped the now unmasked Vicar of Friskingdean, unable to
-find his natural protector and sometime pupil in all this hurly-burly.
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- XV
-
- _Wherein Sir Percy and Sir Robin come face
- to face, to the unfeigned amazement of
- each: and where My Lady takes
- to her heels and a wherry._
-
-
-When Lady Diana and Percy quitted the box, he, after conducting her to
-the care of Lady Brookwood, strode off into the Dark Alleys, taking with
-him, not Kennaston, for the hopeless youth, flouted still by Diana, had
-gone a-mooning by the river’s bank, but a company of valiant and merry
-gentlemen all raised a bit by the partaking of the famous Vauxhall
-punch; and to them he confided sufficient of his reasons and intentions,
-as made plain their course to them as his friends, to do aught and all
-in their several powers toward the promoting of a quarrel betwixt him
-and Sir Robin McTart; whom, he would presently point out to them, as
-they should stroll, seeming careless, the length of the walk.
-
-Thus, arm in arm, Sir Percy, Sir Wyatt Lovell, His Grace of Escombe, and
-Mr. Jack Chalmers, across the path, swaggering with sticks and tassels
-hanging, hats at a cock, perfumed with Venus oil, and most jocund of
-demeanor; with Beau Brummell behind ’em spying, waving his little muff,
-and chatting with Lord Wootton and one or two more gay sparks, all
-disporting themselves carelessly, but hilts eased for the drawing.
-
-Just as they were nearing the wooden lion of Sir Robin’s tryst, Lady
-Biddy’s shriek assailed their ears, and Sir Percy, thanking Providence
-for so opportune an occurrence, which, not to say that it was in any way
-premeditated, yet continued to ring out louder and louder, even after
-Sir Robin had ceased to pull at her mask-string and stood, held fast in
-Her Ladyship’s stout grasp, the very center of a blaze of light from
-footmen’s flambeaux,—they and the masses pushing every way, screaming
-and cursing.
-
-Into the thick of this mêlée dashed Sir Percy de Bohun, with his friends
-on either side of him.
-
-But a moment sufficed for him to wrest the Lady from her assailant and
-to deliver her over to the care of Diana and the Duchess, who carried
-her swooning (whether with laughter or emotion ’twould be difficult to
-set down), to the Room.
-
-In another second, taking his silver-fringed gloves from his pocket he
-threw them into the masked face of Sir Robin McTart.
-
-The little Baronet, who had both temper and vanity, which brace now got
-the upperhand of his cowardice, and, believing that Lady Peggy’s eyes
-were upon him, that Sir Percy was at the bottom of the Thames, and with
-full foreknowledge that he could run away before the meeting could be
-arranged, caught the gloves as they struck and flung them back into
-their owner’s covered countenance.
-
-“Take that! ’sdeath!” squeaked Sir Robin, now much the more valiant as
-he beheld the Vicar screwing his way toward him through the excited
-crowds.
-
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-
-“Unmask, and show yourself for who you are!” cried Percy, every one of
-his companions echoing:
-
-“Unmask! Unmask! Unmask, or we’ll run ye!”
-
-“Willingly,” responded the trembling gentleman from Kent, tugging at the
-slip-knot in his mask-string.
-
-“I am Sir Robin McTart! Who, the devil, are you?”
-
-“I am Sir Percy de Bohun!” replied his opponent, as both masks came off
-at the same instant, and the two confronted one another, staring with
-four eyes that fairly popped in their sockets.
-
-’Twould be hard to say which of these two was the more astounded,
-although Sir Percy’s amazement had quite a different flavor from the
-Baronet’s abject terror.
-
-“You! Sir Percy de Bohun!” he quavered, turning ashy pale. “I’ll not
-believe it. ’Tis a lie!”
-
-“You! Sir Robin McTart!” replied Percy, hotly. “Gentlemen,” turning to
-his friends, “I pray you bear me out in this, not to the exclusion of my
-challenge of this impostor, which holds good until one or t’other of us
-sheds blood, but for the preservation of the honor of a valiant
-gentleman, who is not far off of us now. That this weazen wretch may
-meet his dues, for not only does he masquerade his face, but seeks to
-usurp the character and name of one whom we all know to be both
-handsome, brave and courageous.”
-
-Percy’s blood runs high as he speaks these generous words, while every
-soul about him stands breathless, staring, struck dumb with the
-singularity of the episode.
-
-“But I am Sir Robin McTart,” cries the Baronet, brandishing his weapon
-with a will, since there is none to oppose him, and the Vicar, now,
-although well-nigh choked, not above ten yards distant from him.
-
-“Tut, tut, Sir, whoever you are,” interposed Lord Escombe. “Your game’s
-up, and you’d better give your lies a rest.”
-
-“Hold!” cries Sir Percy to Robin, “whoever you are, I challenge you to
-fight me ten minutes hence, yonder in the open, towards the river, and
-those ten minutes my friends and I’ll spend in calling the actual Sir
-Robin McTart into your presence, and confronting your impudence with his
-reality. Lend me your lungs, My Lords and Gentlemen; Sir Robin’s in call
-somewhere in the Gardens as we all know.”
-
-And with one accord the shout went up, ringing up and down the river and
-far across to the highway, where it caused the horse-patrol to think
-that every highwayman in the kingdom had broken loose upon Vauxhall, and
-presently brought them rearing, plunging, swearing, firing, thumping
-cutlasses right and left, into the midst of the surging thousands, by
-this all shouting:
-
-“Sir Robin McTart! Sir Robin McTart! Sir Robin! Sir Robin! Sir Robin
-McTart!” at the top of their voices.
-
-But for all their bawling, no one answered, no one came, and but one of
-the vast throng went.
-
-This was Lady Peggy, at a loss to know the meaning of the shouts, not
-having been near enough to the scene of the encounter to learn its
-purport, and only now realizing that ’twas herself was sought and meant
-by the concerted cry that rent the air. Scenting a new if unknown
-danger, she followed her woman’s instinct, and, in the waiting pause
-that succeeded the tumultuous call, Peggy fled to the landing, pressed a
-handful of shillings, almost her last, into the palm of the only boatman
-there, jumped into the wherry and bade him get her as swiftly as he
-could to Queenhithe Stairs; for determined was she, now more than ever,
-to leave no traces in her wake, and to return, at all risks, to Mr.
-Brummell’s house for her bundle of woman’s clothes.
-
-For a long way down the Thames the renewed cry of the Vauxhall crush
-rang in her distracted ears:
-
-“Sir Robin McTart! Sir Robin McTart! Sir Robin! Sir Robin! Where are
-you? Come forth! Show yourself!”
-
-But none other came forth, and the Baronet, taking such courage as he
-might through his astonishment at Sir Percy’s being alive,—and not
-forgetting, even at this point, to reckon how much the lying assassins
-had mulcted him of, now, in the second breathless halt of the calling
-his own name, waved his weapon and answered it, saying again:
-
-“I am Sir Robin McTart!”
-
-“Prove it,” shouted Chalmers, with a derisive shrug.
-
-“Faith! and so he can by me!” exclaimed the panting Vicar, as, borne
-rather by the surging of the people than by his slender legs, the tenant
-of the cloth was pitched somewhat unceremoniously head-first into his
-pupil’s middle. Sputtering, but yet winning the attention which truth
-and the clergy usually and righteously obtain, the Vicar raised his
-right hand, and, laying his left on the Baronet’s shoulder, he spoke:
-
-“This is Sir Robin McTart of Robinswold, Kent. I have known him from his
-birth; his father before him; he has been my pupil. Who dares use his
-name than himself is an impostor and a thief!”
-
-“What!” and now comes forward Mr. Brummell with open hand. “And my old
-friend,” says he, “’sdeath, Mr. What’s-your-name, you were a curate when
-we met last, twenty years ago, but I remember you, Sir, at Robinswold.
-So this,” surveying the Baronet, “is my old friend’s son and heir? Of a
-truth he favors his sire more than the pretty young rapscallion that’s
-been a-fooling us all for now these four weeks past; for gentlemen,”
-adds the Beau, turning to Sir Percy, “’tis as well we confess ourselves
-to have been duped. Gad, Sir,” this _sotto voce_ to Percy alone, “I
-always wondered where Sir Hector found that handsome lad, for he was as
-ugly a gentleman as ever was wedded to wife.”
-
-After the storm there came that calm which is the inevitable successor,
-save that, in this case, while the noise subsided, the wonder grew.
-Every one of Mr. Brummell’s company and all of the rest of the world
-beside, was rehearsing his and her own surmise as to the identity of the
-young gentleman who had, for above a month, been the town toast, and who
-had now disappeared as suddenly as he came. Some believed him to be Tom
-Kidde himself; some, a Lord out of France; some, a Prince of the blood;
-some, the Devil; some, an astrologer; there was no lack of inventions as
-to Her Ladyship’s identity by the time the ten minutes of Sir Percy’s
-setting had come to an end.
-
-He cast an eye about the place looking for Sir Robin, and his veins were
-fairly on fire to know the color of his rival’s blood and wring from
-his, he hoped, dying lips, a confession of where Lady Peggy was.
-Presently, not spying his opponent, he begged Escombe and Chalmers to
-have the goodness to seek him out; settle the spot; ask him to choose
-his seconds; call a surgeon (of whom there were always a score in
-attendance at Vauxhall, ready for just such affairs), while he himself
-swung down toward the river to look for Kennaston and give him one last
-word for Peggy, should Sir Robin run him through.
-
-Peg’s twin lay on the turf sleeping. Such are the effects of being at
-once a poet and a lover, not yet twenty, and quite fagged with
-wide-awake nights and days and a fair lady’s cruel caprices. Sir Percy
-looked at him, smiled, and whispered as he knelt:
-
-“Dear lad, thou that art My Lady’s twin, when next thou seest her, sure
-I know she’ll lay her dear lips on thy brow, and there she’ll find,
-this.” Percy kissed the boy as he spoke. “’Tis doubtless more than she’d
-care to discover, but, if death comes, ’twill ease the blow and charm
-the pain while I remember this message that I send her now.”
-
-He turned away and left Peg’s brother lying there to waken at his
-leisure.
-
-When he reached the Walk again, another clamor greeted him identical
-with its predecessor.
-
-“Sir Robin McTart! Sir Robin McTart! Sir Robin! Sir Robin! Come forth of
-your seclusion. The time is up. Sir Robin, I say-y-y-y!”
-
-This Sir Robin McTart had vanished as mysteriously as the other one, and
-though the entire company made the welkin ring with the same cry over
-again:
-
-“Sir Robin McTart! Sir Robin! Sir Robin! Sir Robin McTart!” no Sir Robin
-appeared or could be found, and they were fain be content, reinforced by
-the ladies now well out of their swoons and terrors, to finish up the
-night with punch and loo in the boxes, all brains much of a muddle with
-the strange adventures and miraculous disappearances incident upon Beau
-Brummell’s never-to-be-forgotten masquerade party at Vauxhall.
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- XVI
-
- _Which doth set forth how My Lady Peg, Sir
- Percy and Sir Robin all put up at the
- “Queen and Artichoke:” and what a
- fine hurly-burly thereupon ensues._
-
-
-The moment that the excitement of the Vicar’s identification had
-subsided, the Baronet, leading the worthy old man to the gates and there
-quitting him under pretext of fetching a hackney coach, skipped without,
-and, hiring one with a couple of the horse-patrol at a squeezing price,
-jumped in and made off for his inn at Pimlico, leaving his whilom
-preceptor to shift for himself.
-
-Sir Robin had no mind at all for duels with any one, least of all with
-the resurrected Sir Percy de Bohun, whom his guilty conscience suspected
-to be fully cognizant of the author of his attempted assassination.
-Terrified with all this and, if possible, more so by the accounts he had
-listened to, right and left, of his valorous and most mysterious
-name-sake, the little gentleman at once made up his mind as to the
-course wisest for him to pursue, and forthwith pursued it.
-
-Back to Pimlico, and into bed, shivering betwixt the linen and feathers;
-up for a toilet of the best and neatest; curling his wig thriftily
-himself by the fire; a good breakfast; a coach at noon with Kennaston
-Castle for goal; and himself and his ardent and blissful hopes and
-beliefs for freight and luggage.
-
-For, not twelve hours since, had not My Lady Peggy’s own emissary, the
-delightful “Mr. Incognito,” told him that his mistress was leaving for
-home last night? Nay, had not Peggy herself, with her own lips, said
-that she started for Kennaston “ere cock-crow”? and whatever could such
-words mean but that he, the object of her tenderest solicitude, should
-follow her at once?
-
-Lady Biddy’s bawl, ’tis true, echoed in the Baronet’s recollection, but
-’twas, to his way of thinking merely an index of the liveliness of her
-disposition and the enchanting coyness of her moods.
-
-He adjusted his wig with a beaming smile, snapped his crooked little
-fingers at the mere memory of Sir Percy de Bohun, the Vicar, his
-spurious name-sake, and all the rest of it, as he blithely set off on
-his amorous quest, at high noon, from the Puffled Hen in Pimlico.
-
-That same morning toward dawn, Percy had ridden home alone, leaving
-Kennaston, cheered by a smile and a pressure of Lady Diana’s hand, to
-return to his chambers in Grub street, whither the young poet had
-removed some few days since from Lark Lane, at the instance of having
-had a piece of good fortune, in the way of a commendation from no less a
-personage than the great Doctor Johnson himself.
-
-The reflections of Peggy’s adorer were various and most tormenting; his
-brain, as he tossed in his bed, was a labyrinth wherein he wandered,
-vainly endeavoring to solve such riddles as—
-
-“Where was Lady Peggy? Was she indeed the bride of either of the Sir
-Robins? Who was the comely young gentlemanly rogue who had for weeks
-bewitched the fair and charmed the brave? Where had he disappeared? To
-whom, in reality, was he indebted for the saving of his own life at the
-Dove Pier; and whose were the St. Giles’s hirelings who had near made an
-end of him there?”
-
-Bewildered and at wits’ end, he finally, as the sun was at meridian,
-sprang from his uneasy couch, rang and rapped thrice for Grigson, made a
-sorry pretense at conversing on politics with his uncle, whom he
-presently encountered in the hall; inwardly cursed the old gentleman;
-and at last, by three o’clock, got his will, which was, astride of the
-long roan, Grigson on the black, to cross to the Surrey side of the
-river, and ride as fast as ever he could to Kennaston Castle.
-
-“By heavens!” cried he to himself, pounding Battersea Bridge. “It is
-time her father knew, and Her Lady mother too, that she is neither in
-Kent or anywhere else in their reckoning; and if it puts ’em both into
-their shrouds, they’ll hear the truth, and set about solving the riddle
-before sunrise to-morrow. I’m sailing on Thursday for the Colonies, but
-I go not until I am assured of her safety,—and her happiness.”
-
-Thus it happened that not above three hours after Sir Robin had started
-from Pimlico with his destination Kennaston, Sir Percy quitted Charlotte
-Street with the same beacon in view; and each, the one in his coach,
-t’other in his saddle, brain full and heart bursting with but one
-thought, and that Lady Peggy Burgoyne.
-
-Her Ladyship meantime, on landing from the wherry, fairly scampered her
-way to Mr. Brummell’s for fear of desperadoes and Mohocks. At one point
-wild cries of—
-
-“Watch!” greeted her ears from the open window of a gaming-house; at
-another a bullet whizzed above her head, the outcome of a duel being
-fought in a narrow street she traversed. In and out she threaded her
-path, until presently the pink flush of the dawn pierced the fog into a
-silvery mist and she had gained the Beau’s threshhold. Passing the
-sleepy servants, Peggy ran up to her room and once again drew the bundle
-from its hiding place, tucked the long tail of her dark hair well
-inside, cast a glance of pitiable amusement about the chamber, and says
-she, going:
-
-“God knows if I ever get leave to put on a lady’s garments again; but
-I’ll never come back here, that’s certain, since now am I no one, not
-even Sir Robin McTart!”
-
-So, challenged merely by the still drowsy footman who asks: “Beg pardon,
-and with submission, Sir Robin, but will you be home for dinner, Sir, or
-not until supper?”
-
-“For neither, to-day,” answers Her Ladyship, running out into Peter’s
-Court, and then coming to a dead halt.
-
-She drew a long deep breath, as deep as the fog would let her, much as a
-dog does before he starts on the scent; she jingled the little money
-left in her purse, gave her hat the cock as she beheld a passer-by, and
-struck out for London Bridge, which, at this early hour of the day, she
-found easy enough to cross afoot, barring the filth and mud.
-
-’Twas the first time she had been on it since the memorable afternoon
-when she and Chockey had first come up to town in the coach from the
-Kennaston Arms. Now stalking along with a will, and a swing to her
-bundle, My Lady had chance to note the tall gaunt houses lining the
-bridge at each side where the pin-makers dwelt and worked; the gigantic
-water-wheel under the arches which supplied the town with water; the
-increasing tide of wagons, carts, pedestrians, porters, whoever else
-(save the chairs or coaches of fine ladies and gentlemen of which, at
-this time of day, there were none). Arrived at Surrey side, Her Ladyship
-paused to consider and, wrapping herself well in her camlet cloak, the
-which she had used at the masquerade so lately, thereby hiding her blue
-velvet breeches, laced waistcoat, point ruffles, Mechlin lace cravat,
-rich coat, and jeweled hilt, soon obtained fare in the one-seated cart
-of a country clown who was off for Tooting.
-
-Her Ladyship decided very quickly that ’twas but a necessary precaution
-for her to avoid highways, stage-coaches, and inns of reputation, since
-probably by this a full description of the supposed Sir Robin would be
-word of mouth from Westminster to Mile End, and a dozen miles out of
-town with the Lord knows but a price set upon his head!
-
-Once arrived at Tooting, ’twas her intention to double on her tracks,
-return with some bumpkin’s load of vegetables to Garret Lane and thence
-to foot it across country or by penny’s-worth rides with village folk,
-reaching the neighborhood of Kennaston, perhaps late that night; or, if
-she should be compelled to sleep under some friendly farmer’s roof, at
-least by the next high noon.
-
-But Her Ladyship reckoned, if not without her hosts, most decidedly
-without taking count of the weary beast that dragged her, nor yet of any
-possible fellow-guests she might encounter on arriving at the Queen and
-Artichoke at Tooting.
-
-It was nightfall, when, limp and unnerved, possibly for the very first
-time in her life conscious of such physical conditions, the clown pulled
-her up before the inn in order to allow her to alight. Bundle under arm;
-feet and legs, up to calves, well bespattered with mud from the reek of
-her passage across London Bridge afoot; wig somewhat tangled for all
-that she had slipped her wig comb out of pocket and essayed to smooth it
-a bit; sleeves upturned, cloak dragging over her arm to heels,—a sorry,
-disheveled-appearing young personage jumped from among a pile of
-oat-bags, leathern aprons, chairs, unsold produce, wilted flowers, and
-under the askant eyes of ’ostler, boots, barmaid, mistress, and host,
-marched boldly into the parlor of the Queen and Artichoke.
-
-“Was there a chamber to be had?” for Her Ladyship plainly saw she must
-lie at Tooting and not proceed on her homeward journey until the morrow.
-
-There was a chamber; an admission hesitatingly made, even at this modest
-hostelry, to a young gentleman arriving without either servant, luggage,
-box, horse, coach, or dog, and by means of a vile rickety little cart.
-Yet, such was Her Ladyship’s swagger, notwithstanding a full splash of
-mud on the tip-end of her handsome little chin, she was presently
-conducted to a decent chamber, up-stairs, at the rear, it is true, yet
-overlooking the green, where a game of bowls was in progress, and with a
-fine trellis, thick with vines, beneath its small-paned window.
-
-“Was there an ordinary?”
-
-Oh, the shame and humiliation of it! that the daughter of the Earl of
-Exham should be put to such an ebb, instead of ordering the best the
-house afforded sent at once to her room.
-
-Aye, there was an ordinary of two dishes and a pastry at ten-pence, and
-it would be ready in the quarter hour.
-
-“Ten-pence.”
-
-Her Ladyship had just eleven pence ha’penny left in her purse.
-
-Yet, thought she, refreshed by a good meal and the leaving of her weapon
-as a hostage for her lodging, she would better eat than faint to-night,
-whatever might betide on the morrow.
-
-While she washed her hands, after hiding the bundle under the feather
-bed, Her Ladyship heard the ring of horses’ hoofs on the stone pave of
-the inn yard; and her quick ear even detected the fact that one of the
-steeds went lame.
-
-She peered out of window and beheld Sir Percy astride of his own long
-roan, with Grigson just dismounting from the smoking black.
-
-“This is cursed luck!” mutters the master, as he himself, out of saddle,
-stoops to examine the roan’s much swollen off hind-leg.
-
-“It is, Sir Percy,” returns the man, “but, by your leave, Sir, it may be
-we can hire a mount here, although it don’t look too promisin’.”
-
-“Unlikely,” says Sir Percy. “The best we can do is to lie in this hole
-for the night, and by a hot poultice and a bandage, the roan may be in
-condition by to-morrow forenoon.”
-
-“Very well, Sir; it be a damn poor place of entertainment, Sir Percy,
-with an ordinary at ten-pence, Sir.” Grigson’s tone of derision is
-marked by the guest who draws close about her face the cotton curtain of
-the upper rear chamber window.
-
-“Will you be pleased to be served in your room, Sir Percy, at once, and
-of whatever can be had? What wine, Sir?”
-
-“Tut, tut, Grigson. I’ll into the ordinary; off with you to the stables
-with the roan, rub her down and medicine her, then to your own supper in
-the kitchen.”
-
-“Host,” observes Mr. Grigson, loftily, as that worthy obsequiously
-appears in the yard with an attendant train, as is customary in
-welcoming persons of quality, “Sir Percy de Bohun has the condescension
-to say he will sup in the ordinary, and—”
-
-Whatever Mr. Grigson’s further remark may have intended to result in,
-was, at this crisis, lost to posterity by such a clattering from up on
-the high road ’round the corner of the green lane, where nestled the
-Queen and Artichoke, that every eye was turned to behold such a cloud of
-dust as joyed the soul of Boniface, whose tuned intelligence foresaw a
-coach and four horses; in the light of which Sir Percy de Bohun’s
-reeking lame roan and ill-kempt aspect faded into almost as much
-insignificance as had, long since, the traveler who had arrived in the
-clown’s cart.
-
-Boots alone was left to guide Sir Percy to his apartment, while the rest
-made a concerted dash for the yard entrance, just in time to make their
-most profound bows and courtesies before the spick little gentleman who
-thrust his inquiring little head out of window, keeping his door closed,
-as he beckoned the landlord to him with eager heavy eyes well under
-cover of his pulled-down hat.
-
-“What guests have you to-night?” asked the little gentleman.
-
-At the very moment he was propounding his query, Sir Percy, now sunk to
-ignominy even in the eyes of Boots by announcing he would sup at
-ten-pence, was being ushered into an upper chamber adjoining the very
-one in which sat, dejected, robbed of even the prospect of food by his
-presence, Lady Peggy Burgoyne.
-
-“Very few, My Lord,” answered the host glibly, “the very best chamber on
-the first floor with the sitting-room has been kept for Your Lordship,”
-applying hand to latch of coach-door, the which, however, is still
-firmly held by its occupant.
-
-“Their names?” asks the little gentleman, while at the fleck of one of
-the postilion’s lashes his wheelers begin to prance and advance so far
-into the yard as that their racket brings Peggy a second time to her
-narrow pane, a-squinting up her eyes to see who this may be. For, in the
-midst of her distress, as befalls often enough to all of us, she takes
-unconscious note of minor happenings, the which, those who study such
-matters affirm to be proof of the two-sided condition of men’s minds.
-
-“Your guests’ names?” reiterates the small gentleman, as, followed by
-the cortège of dame, maid, man, dog, cat, and tame magpie, the coach
-comes to a halt within excellent range of Her Ladyship’s coign of
-vantage and earshot. “I must know them before I alight.”
-
-“Well, My Lord, there’s Mr. Bigge, the Curate from Risley Commons, as
-stops over here on his way to Finchley every week; Mr. Blunt, the
-traveling tailor; His Grace the Duke of Courtleigh’s own man, off on his
-holiday; Mr. Townes and his new married wife a-goin’ to settle in the
-lodge at the Manor-house; a young spark drabbled with mud and havin’ no
-boxes and no servants, what arrived by means of a market cart just anon,
-and Sir Percy de Bohun, a fine gentleman what’s just ridden in the yard
-before Your Lordship’s coach, but”—
-
-“Who?” The little gentleman turned green in his pallor, and shot back in
-his cushions with a gasp.
-
-“Not much of any account, My Lord, I’m thinking, since Jenny here tells
-me he sups at the ordinary; of course Your Lordship’ll be served in your
-own sitting-room and dame and myself to humbly wait upon you.”
-
-“Hold your tongue!” says the little man, gathering his scattered wits
-and pausing to think, while his steeds paw noisily on the cobble
-pavement.
-
-Peggy, at the pane, almost laughs as she regards the shrinking weazened
-visage.
-
-“Sir Robert McTart!” she says to herself, shaking her head at the little
-vixen. “’Tis indeed a merry fate that puts me and Percy and you all
-under one roof this night. That is, if his presence don’t fright you
-into a gallop!”
-
-Sir Percy himself, also for a second standing moodily at his casement,
-could and did behold thence Sir Robin’s restive and hungry leaders, and
-had a passing wonder as to what the devil brought any gentleman to stop
-at such an inn, save as himself, by the misfortune of a nail in his
-animal’s foot.
-
-Sir Robin, however, with that discretion and prudence, not to say
-cowardice, which distinguished him, had purposely chosen the Queen and
-Artichoke, for, upon second thought, he had determined to sleep in
-comfort.
-
-Sir Robin loved his feathers and quilts of a night far better than the
-jolt of ruts and ditches, and dreaded highwaymen more than even the
-pangs of delayed love-making.
-
-By his choice he had hoped to escape the least chance of an encounter
-with Sir Percy, whom he believed to be in hot pursuit of him, and at
-this juncture his wise little pate quickly resolved that it were better
-for him to alight, gain his chamber, and harbor there in safety until
-such time as that Sir Percy should have unsuspectingly proceeded on his
-quest.
-
-“If you can ensure me a perfect privacy; to go unseen to my rooms, a
-fair service, and dry linen, with quiet as to cocks and neighbors, I
-will remain here for the present,” says Sir Robin, almost taking in Lady
-Peggy by the squint of his uncontrollable left eye.
-
-In a trice, Sir Robin is attended to his bower, and ere long the best in
-the larder is laid before him. Sir Percy partakes of the homely fare of
-the ordinary; and Her Ladyship sits, unheeding the tardy summons of the
-dame, supperless, hungry, fagged, in her tiny room where the warmth from
-the kitchen chimney reaches her, and where the goodly smells from Sir
-Robin’s fowls, sausages, eggs, and fruit-pie assail her senses.
-
-Mr. Grigson, doctoring the roan, endeavored with much creditable tact to
-get wind of the name or title of the master of the coach, but Sir
-Robin’s men had had their lesson, and not a hint was to be got out of
-either of them by Mr. Grigson, or by the curious host of the Queen and
-Artichoke himself.
-
-By eleven every candle was out in the house. All the guests, save two,
-slept the sleep of the presumably just.
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- XVII
-
- _Wherein Her Ladyship slips leash of all mankind,
- runs for her life, and finds goal in
- the arms of Sir Robin McTart._
-
-
-These were Peggy and the little Baronet. Her Ladyship, mind made up to
-flee in the darkness, leaving six-pence on the table to pay for her
-lodgings, even now stood, latch in hand, bundle once more under arm,
-still a man, not having dared to change her garments.
-
-Sir Robin lay ensconced betwixt the quilts; the realizing sense that his
-mortal enemy, one who sought his life, who coveted His Lady—from whom he
-was running away, to be veracious,—lay not many yards off him, seeming
-to banish that restful repose that had seldom hitherto forsaken this
-worthy and exemplary little person.
-
-A mouse squeaked, and Sir Robin shivered; a beetle pattered across the
-hearth, his hair stood on end.
-
-Surely a footstep sounded in the hallway; the boards creaked; something
-metallic struck against the panel of his door, and he sprang from his
-couch and chattered to his sword.
-
-Lady Peggy’s blade had struck the woodwork as she made her way
-stealthily down in the darkness; while Sir Robin shook, she gained the
-lower end of the hall but, not being acquainted with its ways and
-turnings, above all, having forgot the two broad steps that cut the
-straight road to the entrance in two, Her Ladyship, with much clanking
-of her weapon on the brick flooring, fell sprawling; her bundle shooting
-off into the unseen, she up on hands and knees, hither, yon, seeking it;
-Sir Robin beating on his wainscot such a tattoo as was fit to wake the
-dead, shrieking, from the safe shelter of the muffling pillows where he
-huddled:
-
-“Murder! Thieves! Ho there! Landlord! Tom! James! Ho there, I say! Help!
-Help!”
-
-Sir Percy, out of his four-post up-stairs in a flash, tinder struck,
-door flung open; in night-rail and cap, with rapier drawn, hanger
-uplifted, and—
-
-“’Sdeath! What the devil is the matter!” cries he at top of lung. “Speak
-or I’ll fire!” and down the stair he plunges to Sir Robin’s very sill.
-
-This one, having successfully summoned those more doughty than himself
-to cope with the supposed danger, now recognizing Sir Percy’s voice,
-shivers and sweats as he cowers and pulls the counterpane over his head,
-grasping his purse in his sharp little fingers; wisely never undoing of
-his door.
-
-“Speak or I’ll fire,” repeats Sir Percy, whose candle has been blown out
-by the draught. He takes a few steps down the hallway where he hears the
-curious scratching noise Her Ladyship is making as she distractedly
-feels around for the bundle.
-
-At last she grasps it and creeps up unwittingly to Sir Percy’s very
-side; _de facto_ her arm grazes his as she now raises herself to a
-standing posture, exactly as her lover, no answer being vouchsafed him,
-pulls his trigger and the ball goes a-whizzing through Sir Robin’s door
-panel and finds lodgement in the chimney bricks.
-
-Peggy, her customary composure being much the worse for hunger and the
-general excitement, jumps when the shot pops, and thus inadvertently now
-palpably touches Percy’s elbow. He turns upon her and seizes her wrists
-in a grip of steel; she, as tightly hugging the bundle under her armpit,
-utters no sound, but wriggles and twists to such a purpose that she is
-about to get free when her opponent renews his endeavors with an oath.
-
-“Speak!” says he, “or I’ll brain you!” making to hold Peg’s two hands
-prisoner in one of his, the while he may seize his rapier and put a
-finish to the matter.
-
-She does not speak, but to the scene jump now the heavy cumbrous
-country-folk, rattled out of their deep slumber by Sir Percy’s ball and
-no less by the piercing and prolonged shrieks of Sir Robin, each Colin
-Clout and Dowsabel of ’em, armed with whatever they could catch; yet,
-luckily for Her Ladyship, no one of them with sense enough to fetch a
-candle.
-
-“A light! a light! you damnable idiots!” cried Sir Percy, while Her
-Ladyship makes a final twist to free herself, fruitless as before. She
-feels her ebbing strength at its last pinch and feels, too, the bundle
-loosening in her hold.
-
-Then, as landlord stumbles to his tinder-box, amid an uproar from all
-the travelers, especially the new made bride and her spouse, Peggy finds
-herself let go, nay, almost thrust aside as her captor ejaculates
-testily:
-
-“Zounds! girl, why did you not proclaim your sex, and not leave me to
-find it out by a long wisp of woman’s hair between my fingers? Lights!
-Lights! I say! and we’ll get the fellow yet! He must be in the house,
-for no one’s left it.”
-
-Sir Percy has been for the moment meshed in his Lady’s long tresses,
-which, in the skirmish, have broke leash of the bundle and dangle out
-yard’s length.
-
-For an instant she stands on the landing at bay. To unbolt the big door
-and make an open dash for freedom would mean certain death; to turn up
-therefrom and regain her chamber was her sole chance, and this must be
-done before a light could be struck.
-
-She wheeled around and rushed up the hall, up the stairs among the
-clustering folk, nudging she knew not whom, skipped along the narrow
-rear passage, and into her room before candle flames revealed to the
-amazed company that neither bolt, bar, or latch had been disturbed, nor
-anything in the house taken!
-
-Even while they rummaged in the bar-room till, counted the forks and
-spoons—pewter though they were, Her Ladyship, tying the luckless bundle
-about her waist with a hastily cut bed-cord, cautiously opened the
-casement, crawled out on the trellis, which unsteadied a bit beneath her
-weight but did not break; clambered in and out the vines to the edge,
-and then, lightly, thanks to her twin’s training, swung herself to the
-ground clear, crept across the yard, leaped the stone wall, with a bound
-and over; flew the width of the meadow; struck the lane, up to the high
-road; by the moon, took a southerly course which she knew made for
-Kennaston, and paused not much for breath until she had left a matter of
-five miles betwixt her and the Queen and Artichoke.
-
-It was coming three o’clock by this, and, all the little night winds
-hushed, all the earth and trees and grasses, flowers, shrubs and weeds
-expectant, vibrant of the nearing dawn, whose pink and beauteous herald
-now looked over the hill-tops at the east, and put the lingering stars
-to shame, and woke the little birds, and bade every drop of dew flash on
-cup and blade; and all the things that breathe to grow and pulsate; to
-thrill through all their veins with joy that still another day was born.
-
-Her Ladyship too was glad, for, brave as she had been through all the
-brief ordeal of her manhood, this last adventure had broken her spirit a
-bit, and hunger and fatigue had sadly weakened her flesh. As the lark
-mounted, singing to the now risen sun, she struck in a bit from the road
-and began an endeavor to calculate how far she might be from Kennaston
-village, or from any place familiar to her. But it was vain to
-speculate. Peggy, in all her cross-country rides, could not place the
-spot in which she now found herself.
-
-Food was what she needed most and she came out into the open, shading
-her eyes with her hand and looking everywhere about for a curl of smoke
-that might guide her to a cottage. But no friendly film greeted her, and
-her hand fell listless at her side.
-
-Hark! The tinkle of a bell, the soft lowing of a cow; not far off
-either. She ran a piece up the road and presently descried the herd
-huddling at the pasture bars waiting for their milking, yet no maid nor
-man in sight, no milking-stool nor pail nor cup, only the soft inviting
-lowing of the kine. Her bundle still tied about her waist, Her Ladyship
-let down the top bars, edged through, off with her once splendid but now
-much tarnished hat, set it under the nearest cow, knelt, and presently
-had the cock full of as fine foaming milk as one might wish to see. She
-rose and drank thankfully, rubbing the cow’s nose in gratitude; then;
-amid the concerted cries of the herd, she made off, a little refreshed,
-still keeping her southerly course; still haphazarding her way, for no
-house came in sight.
-
-After a matter of a dozen miles, and now reaching the edge of a woods,
-with the tower of a Castle just sticking up out of the horizon for her
-only beacon, Peggy halted and, the refreshment of the milk having been
-by this exhausted, the tears forced their way to her eyes and even
-ploughed two small furrows the length of her cheeks, cupping in the
-dimple of her chin, and splashing at last, on her much rumpled Mechlin
-lace cravat.
-
-“Bah!” cried she. “I weep only because I am hungry. I am not afraid.
-Odzooks! She that has had the hemp about her neck to be strung up for a
-highwayman must not fear to encounter one of her own ilk,” and Her
-Ladyship essays to laugh as she plunges into the wood.
-
-It proves a harmless, peaceful, if somewhat devious neighborhood, where
-an occasional rabbit scurries over the dry leaves of last autumn’s
-falling, and where a large company of rooks are holding a caucus, but
-’tis interminable; and Peggy’s legs are not of steel, it seems, but of
-that lusty flesh and blood and bone which, when made to do duty fasting,
-now these twenty hours, begin to give out. Her head, too, spins, the
-knot of her cravat seems to choke her as she loosens it; the weight of
-the bundle appears like twenty stone at the least about her waist, and
-she cuts the bed-cord and lets it drop, just for a few moments’ ease,
-she tells herself, as, at last, the other side of the forest is gained
-and she beholds a wide stretch of downs and naught but the elusive tower
-of the distant Castle, appearing farther away even than at first.
-
-What common can this be?
-
-Once again she shades her blood-shot eyes and stares up at the sky. In
-crossing the woods, she must have struck mistakenly to the west. The sun
-is nearing the set, and Peggy now knows she has come to Farnham Heath
-where, report has it, some of the boldest cut-throats in the country
-rule the roost.
-
-Shall she start to cross it? Kennaston Village lies only ten miles on
-t’other side of it. That will-o’-the-wisp tower? that castle yonder? yes
-’tis home! and she such a dullard as not to have mistrusted it before!
-
-She will push on. Why not? What has she, forsooth, to tempt any thief,
-unless he took her for ransom.
-
-Well, let him, since Percy de Bohun at this very moment, in all
-liklihood, kneels at the feet of Lady Diana; if highwaymen want to bear
-her off, why should she complain? And just then the tinkle of the little
-brook at the wayside beckons in Her Ladyship’s ear, the Castle tower
-appears to he dancing up and down against the sky; the two stark trees,
-yonder on the heath, are surely turning somersaults; the bundle drags
-all forgotten at her heels, and presently lies in the tall grasses which
-she threaded on her way to the brook. Her head swam, ten thousand
-blunderbusses seemed to be firing off inside of it; she pulled off her
-wig and threw it far from her; she unbuttoned her coat and waistcoat,
-and drew her cloak in a twist about her; she staggered, caught at an
-elder; it swayed with her to the water, as she fell swooning with her
-thirsty lips just in touch of the sparkling bubbles; her wan face
-shining in the glint of sunshine, the whole round world and all the men
-and women in it quite forgot, even her sword, unbuckled with the
-bed-cord, now lay glinting its jewels in the sedges half a dozen rods
-away.
-
-A pair of robins eyed her from the bushes, a bee swerved and swung above
-her mouth; the minnows darted next her cheek, but My Lady did not wake
-for any or all of these. She lay there motionless until the sun had gone
-down and all the sweet scents and drowsy sounds and whirrs and flutters
-of twilight had come up; until a fine coach with four horses and two
-postilions came prancing and pawing at a great rate of speed out of the
-wood to the heath. Until a little weazened fine gentleman, who had dozed
-in his bed until long past noon for fear of encountering a certain other
-gentleman, had risen leisurely, dined with relish, set out from the
-Queen and Artichoke only after being assured that the other gentleman
-had gone off on a ruined horse back to Garratt Lane in the hopes of
-obtaining a suitable mount, which same was not to be had short of the
-ten mile return; until the little gentleman, then, thrusting his face
-out of his coach window as the vehicle came to a sudden standstill,
-spoke:
-
-“Is this the heath?” he asks with blinking eyes and a shiver.
-
-“Yes, Sir Robin, Farnham Heath, Sir!” answers one of the postilions.
-
-“Your pleasure, Sir Robin?” asks the second man respectfully, quieting
-his horses.
-
-“Well,” returns the little Baronet, “if you think can gallop across
-faster than those devils could overtake us, I say, proceed. If not—” he
-glances back over his shoulder.
-
-To tell the truth, the gentleman from Kent considered himself as betwixt
-two very impending fires, and, ’tis safe to say, he dreaded Sir Percy de
-Bohun’s possibility at his back as much, if not more, than he did the
-robbers in front of him.
-
-“We’re in the best condition, Sir,” returned the man, “and fifty minutes
-ought to take us out of all chances of danger.”
-
-“Unless,” replies the master, again casting an apprehensive eye to the
-rear, “they might close in on us from behind.”
-
-“No fear, Sir,” cries the lackey, “our pistols are loaded and cocked;
-with your own rapier, pistols and the blunderbuss, Sir Robin, we
-should—”
-
-“What’s that?” exclaims the second man, eyes bulging, as with the handle
-of his whip he points to the fallen figure by the brookside.
-
-“Zounds!” cries the first, rising in his seat to peer.
-
-“’Sdeath! Damnation!” squeaks Sir Robin, pulling down the coach-sash.
-“On with ye, you devils! On, I say!” thumping impatiently on the pane
-with his signet ring.
-
-“No fear, Sir, no fear, Sir Robin!” exclaims the second man, jumping to
-the ground and inspecting Her Ladyship. “It’s only a corp.”
-
-“Are you sure?” opening the door cautiously. “Sure?”
-
-“Aye, Sir Robin, a quality corp, Sir. Mayhap shot down by them vagabones
-out of the heath. Had I best see if there’s any life left in the young
-gentleman, Sir?”
-
-Sir Robin descends from his coach, a pistol in one hand, a drawn rapier
-in the other.
-
-“Keep an eye on the lookout, James,” he whispers to the postilion who
-remains in his seat, and the Baronet minces in and out of the tall
-grasses, shaking the dew daintily from his sprawling feet, until he
-gains the spot, where his man kneels above the prostrate form.
-
-“Ugh!” says he, turning aside his head in a species of disgust, “I never
-could abide the sight of the dead.”
-
-’Twas the very first time in his life he’d ever had a chance to behold
-such!
-
-“He ain’t quite cold yet, Sir Robin,” says the postilion. “There’s a
-flicker to his eye-lids, Sir, look!”
-
-The Baronet looks; out of his hands tumble rapier and pistol.
-
-“’Slife!” he cries, down on his knees, feeling at Her Ladyship’s pulse,
-pulling his flask from his pocket and trying vainly to pour the liquor
-between the firmly shut lips.
-
-As he tries, the little gentleman’s wits work nimbly, which they could
-do on occasions, and, not stopping even to wonder at his discovery, only
-to accept instantly as a fact that his Lady had been struck down while
-pursuing him, he is so overjoyed at the beauty, sentiment, and
-opportuneness of the adventure, as to be scarce able to restrain his
-elation, even in the face of a serious swoon.
-
-“Into the coach at once, James,” he says, raising Her Ladyship’s head
-himself, “your gentlest endeavors and a guinea apiece to you,” nodding
-to the other, as between them they carry the limp form to the coach, “if
-you bring me to Kennaston Castle before curfew.”
-
-“Never fear, Sir Robin; if the young gentleman only holds out for a
-single hour, I swear, Sir, in the teeth of all the highwaymen in the
-kingdom, we’ll have you there.”
-
-“Tut, tut,” says Sir Robin, smiling, no longer restraining an expression
-of his happiness and triumph, as he makes ready the rugs and cushions
-within to receive the burden James, for the moment, bears alone.
-
-“’Tis no young gentleman, you rogues, ’tis My Lady Peggy Burgoyne, my
-bride that is to be. Wait a moment, Thomas, while I spread this shawl;
-and James, look you sharp behind us, for there’s a gentleman in pursuit
-of this Lady would kill me on sight if he can.”
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- XVIII
-
- _In the which Sir Percy steals a coach and
- four and the living contents thereof and
- makes off therewith at breakneck
- speed for life and death._
-
-
-At this very moment, two horsemen, sorry mounted enough, especially the
-master, are rounding the turn of the woodland path and about to emerge
-upon the open next the heath. He who rides the lame roan has his eyes
-bent upon the ground, a thousand sad and conflicting thoughts crowding
-his brain, as ’tis impossible even to urge his hurt steed, and a
-jog-trot is all that can be got out of her ever again. Garratt Lane had
-sent him away only with his own again.
-
-“Sir Percy, with submission, Sir,” exclaims Grigson, “this be Farnham
-Heath, Sir, and, ’pon my life, Sir!” jumping from his saddle and darting
-to the grassy side of the way, “a rapier, Sir Percy!” picking it up and
-dragging with it the straggling bed-cord and its appending bundle.
-
-Percy leaped to the ground and seized the weapon.
-
-“Grigson!” cried he, “there’s been foul work hereabouts. This is the
-sword of a gentleman I know, or my name’s not Percy de Bohun! He is a
-scurvy fellow, and my enemy, but if he has fallen among thieves, by the
-heaven above us! I’ll rescue him, even if ’tis to punish him later
-according to my own will. Take the rapier.”
-
-As he hands it back to his man, the bed-cord from the Queen and
-Artichoke, being a full century old, gives entirely away and My Lady
-Peggy’s duds, long tail of dark hair, pins, needles, whatever else
-beside, fall, scatter, topsy-turvy to the ground, and at the very same
-moment Percy sees before him, as in a nest among the sedges and ferns of
-the marshy brookland, the wig that Her Ladyship had flung off, and a
-scrap of tumbled paper addressed to himself, flapping, spiked on a
-thistle-top near it! Thunderstruck, he is about to read it, when
-Grigson, who has gone on afoot a few steps, starts back, and, reckless
-of all things, seizes his master’s arm and drags him to the turn of the
-road.
-
-“Sir Percy! Hist! For the love of God, Sir, look!”
-
-Thrusting the bit of paper into his waistcoat, Percy gasps and gazes. He
-beholds Sir Robin and his man lifting a limp and slender form,
-ill-defined, ’tis true, in its swathe of camlet cloak, into the coach;
-he beholds a head of dark short hair, a face of ashen pallor, and, in
-two seconds more, before he can rush back and leap into his saddle,
-motioning Grigson to do the same, the coach containing Sir Robin and his
-prize is dashing as fast as whip, spur, sixteen thoroughbred legs, and a
-backing-up of wholesome terror can urge it, over the bleak and gruesome
-waste of Farnham Heath!
-
-“’Slife! Grigson, man,” cries Percy, digging steel into the poor roan’s
-flanks till they spurt blood in a stream. “We must overtake ’em, unhorse
-’em, spill out the wretch inside; I’ll into the coach then to protect
-the lady, you mount the leader and gallop us over the heath for your
-life!”
-
-“Trust me, Sir Percy,” answers Grigson from a length behind his master.
-“God grant, Sir, that the roan drop not out of the race and leave us but
-one saddle betwixt you and me, Sir.”
-
-“Poor beast,” says Percy, pricking her hard and striking her shoulder
-with the flat of his rapier. “She’ll die, and in a good cause if she
-gain me the goal.”
-
-And all the while they’re speaking, flash and crack go the whips of Sir
-Robin’s postilions, and Sir Robin’s splendid beasts cover the ground
-with a swing and a will that keeps the coach rocking, but yet awakens
-not Lady Peggy, whose dark cropped head reposes on the crooked shoulder
-of Sir Robin, while her white eyelids remain sealed and no quiver of
-returning consciousness thrills about her drawn and bloodless lips.
-
-“Gad!” exclaims Percy, as he beholds the vehicle swinging and spinning
-farther and farther from him, and as Grigson’s black now is up nose and
-nose with his own expiring mare. “Gad, girl,” bending his lips to the
-roan’s laid-back ear, “go on! help me to save her! to reach her; go on,
-I say, in God’s name!”
-
-As if the faithful creature comprehended her master’s entreaty, with
-that not uncommon last flash of superhuman strength that inheres in man
-and beast alike, the roan raised her fine head in the air, pricked her
-ears, stretched out her neck, gathered herself up with a twitch of her
-nerves that thrilled to her rider’s heart, and off! as in her best days,
-when she could distance the fleetest mount in the county; off, with the
-whirl and whirr of those coach-wheels beckoning to her; off, with that
-pair of straining eyes, those parted lips, blessing her as she began to
-gain on Sir Robin,—began to? nay, ’twas all a matter of beginning and
-ending in a breath. Before the postilions, amid their own clatter and
-calling, had caught hint of the pursuit, the roan was up with the
-windows out of which the apprehensive little Baronet was peering; his
-scream of terror:
-
-“Highwaymen! Faster! On! lads, on! A hundred pounds if we outrun ’em!
-On!” was their first advertisement of danger.
-
-But while the two were drawing their hangers from their belts, Sir
-Percy, with a swerving dash, pulled the roan on her hind legs directly
-in front of the galloping leaders. ’Twas but an interposition of
-Providence (coupled with very excellent cool-headed horsemanship) that
-he was not then and there dispatched into the hereafter.
-
-The leaders plunged, grinding the wheelers with their hind hoofs; the
-wheelers fell back of a heap, smashing in the fine front glass and
-cutting Sir Robin across the lip, but not so much as waking his burden
-from her deathlike sleep.
-
-“Down with ye!” cries Sir Percy, a pistol in each hand, as Grigson rides
-up with another brace to reinforce his master, putting a hand as well to
-the quieting of the coach horses.
-
-“Aye, aye, Sir! but spare our lives and we’ll do your bidding!” cry Sir
-Robin’s lackeys, leaping to the ground.
-
-“We’ve not a groat betwixt us, Your Honor, on our life!”
-
-“I want no groats, nor guineas either!” says Percy, now leaving his man
-to cover the steeds and the postilions, while he jumps off the roan’s
-back and springs to the side of the coach.
-
-To wrest the door from the feeble clutch of the shrieking little
-gentleman from Kent; to open it; seize him, stopping his frantic and
-craven cries with a thrust of a pocket napkin in his mouth; to haul him
-out and send him spinning over the turf with his gold and silver
-scattering from purse and pockets, is, with Sir Percy, the work of a
-very few seconds.
-
-“Mercy! Mercy! Mr. Highwayman!” whimpers the Baronet, cringing on his
-knees, as Grigson lifts himself up on the off leader’s back and Percy
-props the swooning figure within the coach.
-
-“’Slife, Sir, whoever you are! Raise your eyes! I am Sir Percy de Bohun,
-at your service any time three hours hence.”
-
-Sir Robin glances up, his crooked little legs now bowing more into an
-arc than before, as he hears the dread name of his rival.
-
-Clapping hand to hilt, however, he stands up.
-
-“Sir,” says he, pushed into a valiance he has no smallest sympathy with,
-solely from fear that Lady Peggy may have open ears by this time. “Sir,
-that Lady is my affianced. I command you, quit her and leave us to
-pursue our journey in peace. D’ye hear, Sir?” Sir Robin brandishes his
-weapon, now reinforced by the approach of his servants. “I’ll stick you
-where you stand, Sir!” shouts McTart, prancing a bit nearer and actually
-touching Percy’s shoulder with the point of his weapon,—be it remembered
-de Bohun’s back was toward him as he leaned into the coach arranging the
-cushions.
-
-“Will you!” says Sir Percy, coolly turning and seizing the little man’s
-blade and administering therewith to its owner a smart box on his
-out-flapping ears. “Had I time to waste,” adds Percy, now jumping into
-the coach, “I’d leave your carcass here. Put up your pistol, Sir,” says
-he, aiming his own straight at Sir Robin’s now un-wigged pate, “or, damn
-you! you’ll be cold inside a second. On with you, Grigson,” calls master
-to man. “Life and death are in this matter. If the four beasts, and you,
-too, drop at the finish, get us to Kennaston faster than the wind
-travels.”
-
-Even while he speaks, he watches the still white face so near him with
-his finger on his trigger, Sir Robin discreetly backing away and rending
-the air with noisy and impotent curses; then a plunge, a long,
-resounding call from Grigson; the two lackeys agog at finding themselves
-alive, Sir Robin’s coach starts on as if the very devil himself were in
-its wake.
-
-Percy does not draw Peggy to him; he lays her back among the pillows; he
-bathes her head and lips and hands with liquor from his flask; he holds
-the slender fingers in his palm, as, amid awful terror lest his Lady
-die, he is racked with consternation and wonder at the present outcome,
-and in his distraught mind endeavors to patch and piece out the strange
-network of the mystery now beginning to solve itself before his eyes.
-
-As he prays God to spare her, if not for him, for some better man, a
-shrill, weird sound smites his ear.
-
-Percy throws back his head and listens; ’tis the long roan neighing for
-the last time back on Farnham Heath, where Sir Robin, picking up his
-money, dejectedly shivering like an aspen (since he would rake hell with
-a nail to secure a ha’penny, and fairly weeps at the six-pences he can’t
-recover), presently and ruefully, one of his men behind him, pillion
-fashion, t’other running at his side, turns back to Tooting on top of
-Grigson’s black, his fox teeth chattering in his wide mouth as he
-congratulates himself on his second and miraculous escape from the
-famous Sir Percy de Bohun.
-
-’Twas, in sooth, for this latter a bitterly sad hour which was spent in
-covering the distance between the heath and the Castle. Revived a bit,
-no doubt by the fumes of the liquor, Her Ladyship’s lids quivered,
-contracted, and finally opened, but it was with a distraught and
-unrecognizing stare that she surveyed her companion.
-
-“’S death!” cries she aloud, her feeble right hand seeking her
-sword-side, “I tell ye, Chock, your mistress is now full-fledged a man!
-Hist, girl, an you love me, keep it close. Sir Percy’s wed to Lady
-Diana! Aye!” Peggy laughs with such a heart-break in her voice and such
-tears in her winkers as causes Percy a pang of cruelest misery.
-
-“Tut, tut, Chock! What’s his marriage to me? Fetch the pack, Mr.
-Brummell; aye, I’m at your service, loo, crimp, or whist! I, Sir Robin
-McTart, ’ll lay you a thousand to nothing! Zounds! Sir, fetch coffee to
-stain my face with! and where, oh, where’s my precious bundle with my
-woman’s duds in’t, my patch-box that I burned, and the long tail of my
-hair I cut off when you, Chock, bought me the counterfeit of Sir Robin’s
-own wig at the perruquier’s in Lark Lane. Aye! So!—No! No! No!” and now
-a shiver and a lower tone, as Lady Peggy, with her wide wild eyes,
-shrank back in the far corner of the jolting coach.
-
-“My Lady Mother,—I command you, Chock, tell her not of my escapades; and
-when Percy comes home with his bride, swear him, as will I, I was off
-pleasuring in Kent at my godmother’s. Mother! Mother!” cries she,
-piteously now, as Percy’s arms enfold her, and a thousand fond words
-jostle each other on his lips.
-
-Then she sinks into the stupor again, and remains so until the great
-coach rolls through the park and up to the entrance of her home; until
-Percy, with few words, lays her in the stout arms of the faithful
-Chockey and sees her mother bending above her; her father distract in
-his night-rail and cap; cook wailing, being from Kerry and prompt at any
-sort of hubbub; Bickers’ toothless mouth agape with groans; sees his
-Lady carried up, limp, little hands down-hanging, to her chamber out of
-his sight.
-
-Sir Percy leaves Peggy’s bundle, which he had gathered up as best he
-could and slung about his shoulders, on the table in the hall. The
-little scrap of paper he carries away with him and reads when he reaches
-home that night; ’tis Her Ladyship’s note to him, written on the
-fly-leaf of the prayer-book of the young Curate of Brook-Armsleigh
-Village. As he scans it, presses it to his lips, sits until dawn,
-remembering many things since he parted from his Lady long ago in the
-parlor at Kennaston, the most of the mystery is unraveled by light of
-the scrawl; and the delirium of his joy at knowing himself to have been
-in her heart almost equals the mad anxiety that consumes him now as to
-her life and well-being.
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- XIX
-
- _Which sets forth how My Lady Peggy recovers
- of her illness—gets once more into
- hoops and petticoats—and puts
- a very fine and noble young
- gentleman into an
- earthly paradise._
-
-
-Until midsummer he rides over to Kennaston twice each day, morning and
-night, to find out how it fares with her, and ’twas not until then that
-the Earl gave him hopes he might see her, perhaps within the se’ennight.
-
-Notes there had been, daily, as soon as Chockey had let him know that
-her mistress was in her head once more, and the two surgeons, down from
-London, had pronounced Her Ladyship on the mend; notes, and flowers and
-fruits, and game and fish to tempt her appetite; a little dog from
-Pomerania; a Persian boy to wait upon her whims; a mare, as white as
-milk; sweetmeats from the Indies; damasks from China and France; shells
-and curious beadwork slippers from the American Colonies—whither, it is
-needless to say, a certain good ship had sailed, leaving a certain young
-gentleman behind—all these things, and many more besides, were offered
-up at Her Ladyship’s shrine, but never yet had she been able to bring
-herself to scribble one line to her suitor, or to send any message, save
-polite civilities by Chockey.
-
-’Twas only after the buxom damsel (having the night previous heard from
-Grigson that his master was like to die of suspense, and having imparted
-the same to Her Ladyship), together with the Lady Mother and the Earl,
-had argued and preached into her the great and chivalrous devotion of
-Sir Percy, that Peggy at last had brought her mind into a condition of
-acquiescing in his coming up to her morning-room on the Thursday (being
-St. James’s Day) after the sixth Sunday after Trinity; which same she
-carefully marked in her prayer-book with a dab of the crimson her mother
-sent in to beautify her pale cheeks with, against Sir Percy’s advent.
-
-“Oh, slitterkins! Madam,” cries the Abigail under her breath, “and
-asking Your Ladyship’s pardon, but how can I do up Your Ladyship’s hair
-an’ it no longer than the peltry of a meadow-mouse!”
-
-“True enough, Jane Chockey,” replies her mistress, contemplating her
-countenance in the mirror. “Of a fact, I resemble nothing so much as one
-of those weazen little vermin; my nose is sharp, too, and my cheeks—”
-
-“Stay, My Lady,” says Chock, taking up the rouge, and putting on layer
-after layer. “Who’ll say Your Ladyship ain’t handsome now? Lawk, Madam!
-You look like an angel! What a blessing of Providence the French is with
-their nostrums!”
-
-Peggy regards herself.
-
-“Now, My Lady,” cries Chockey, “would you but borrow your Lady Mother’s
-worked head, a cup of powder, and Her Ladyship’s pink feathers atop of
-it! What a sight would you be for Sir Percy to behold!”
-
-Peggy shakes her head. The three feet of wire, wool, pommade, frizz and
-plumage the hand-maiden suggests, even causes her to laugh aloud as she
-figures it above her own face.
-
-“Nay, Chock, none o’ that!” says she, “I’ll do as I am. Sir Percy has
-seen my cropped head; faith, he ’twas, you tell me, that fetched the
-tail of my locks to Kennaston in his saddle-pocket, or tied upon him
-somewhere?”
-
-“Aye, My Lady, Mr. Grigson says never, since Adam and Eve began courtin’
-under the fig-tree, has any young nobleman been seen in such a frenzy as
-Sir Percy about Your Ladyship. Lawk, Lady Peggy! When a young gentleman
-goes off his feed, ceases swearin’ and cursin’ his man, and stops down
-in the country nigh three months in the season, a-readin’ loud to his
-deaf aunt, there ain’t no sort of doubt as to the quality of his
-passion!”
-
-Her Ladyship smiles as she spreads her train and glances at it over her
-shoulder.
-
-“Chock,” says she, “look you, now, while I cross the room; does the
-paduasoy stand out well over my hoop?”
-
-“Like the dish-clout, My Lady, when I spreads it to dry over one of the
-biggest hen-coops. ’Tis monstrous fine, finer, I should swear, than
-anything Lady Diana could have!” Chockey sighs, lost in admiration.
-“Though belike Lord Kennaston wouldn’t think so.”
-
-“And, Chock, look again.” Her Ladyship crosses back to the divan. “’Tis
-thus the town ladies give the true quality sweep to their trains. Give
-me the trinket Sir Percy sent me last night.” Peggy takes a fan of most
-beautiful feathers from a mother-of-pearl box and waves it back and
-forth. “’Tis so, Chock, the London fine ladies flutter the fan, as ’tis
-called, and every wriggle hath a different meaning!”
-
-“Oh!” Chockey is well-nigh speechless as she watches her mistress
-sidling, bridling, agitating the fan back, forth, hither, and yon.
-“Madam, ’tis amazin’ grand! A glass of port now, My Lady, as by the
-orders of the surgeons?”
-
-“Nay,” says Peggy, “I ain’t in need of such.”
-
-“A mug of ale? cider? milk?”
-
-“I’ll none of ’em, Chock,” returns Her Ladyship, seating herself on the
-divan, and spreading out the paduasoy as ’twere a tail and she the
-peacock owning it.
-
-“Set my _étui_ beside me on the stand; place that large chair far off
-yonder by the window for Sir Percy, that he may not disturb my
-furbelows, and—”
-
-“Hark, Madam! Hoofs!”
-
-“Lud!” cries Her Ladyship, “his new horse’s hoofs! I’ve learned the ring
-of ’em as well as I once knew that of the poor long roan.” Peggy sighs;
-she has heard much during her convalescence by way of Mr. Grigson and
-the Abigail.
-
-“Go you down, Chock, and, after a suitable period of waiting,—I mean
-such decent few minutes,” cries she after the girl, “as may be occupied
-in dutiful greetings to Dad and Her Ladyship, you may send Sir Percy up
-to see me.”
-
-She hears his voice in the hall greeting her father and mother; she
-glances over at the mirror, and, snatching her pocket-napkin from her
-bag, Peggy tips it to the top of the essence-bottle and rubs the red
-from her cheeks; she flings the fan down, draws in her splendid train to
-a crumpled heap about her, gives the hoop as smart a thrust as her
-feeble strength will permit, hears a footstep, and promptly buries her
-shamed face in the cushions of the divan.
-
-She does not answer the light rap on the half-open door, nor does her
-lover wait; he enters, and in a second, kneeling at her feet, his two
-arms about her, he raises her sweet face and lays his yearning lips on
-Her Ladyship’s own beautiful mouth.
-
-“Ah, Peggy, my adored one,” says he, devouring her pale face with his
-happy eyes, stroking her cropped head with caressing fingers.
-
-“Oh, Percy!” says she, with real roses blooming in her cheeks.
-
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-
-“I know a deal,” whispers he, “but one thing I must ask. You’ll tell me
-at once, will you?”
-
-“What is’t?” says she, smiling, as she leaves her two hands in the hold
-of one of his.
-
-“Why did you adventure so much? for what, for whom, whose sake?
-Wherefore?” The young man’s voice is feverish with anxiety.
-
-She hangs her head; raises it proudly; wishes she had him at a distance,
-and so, leave to swing her train and use her fan indifferent.
-
-“My beloved,” cries he, “answer me! ’Tis your own Percy, him that
-worships the ground you tread upon; who has never had a thought apart
-from you; to whom every other lady on God’s earth’s but a puppet—that
-asks—eh, Peg, for whom, who?” coaxes he with eyes, lips, hands,
-heart-beats.
-
-“For your sake, Sir, and none other,” she answers. “’Twas because I knew
-I’d done wrong and sent you from me careless; I would not give in; but,
-you up in town, Ken writin’ me as he did—I could abide it no longer—and
-I went.”
-
-“Now the God above us, bless you,” says he, taking her in his arms, and
-at the same instant pulling from his waistcoat pocket the scrap of a
-note she’d written him in the eye of the scaffold.
-
-“Peg, Peg! I’m not worthy to mate with you, and when I learned of all
-your hairbreadth ’scapes, your twice saving of my life—when I read this,
-’slife! My Lady, what’s a man like me to such as you!”
-
-“I’ll tell you,” says she, laying her head on his shoulder, “he’s the
-man she loves.”
-
-“Will you marry me in a fortnight, Peggy?” asks he, rapturous.
-
-“Nay!” answers she, laughing. “I’ve another suitor to consider, Sir.”
-
-“And who is he?”
-
-“Sir Robin McTart! He was over yesterday to ask my hand from Daddy.”
-
-“The devil!”
-
-“Nay, Sir, not enough courage for that!”
-
-“Peggy, sweetlips, will you be mine the Tuesday after Transfiguration?”
-
-“Lud! No, Sir Percy! that will I not!”
-
-“When will you, then, love?”
-
-“Next Christmas.”
-
-“Split it,” cries he, imploringly, “make it the first quarter of the
-October moon?”
-
-“Well,” she answers, looking up to where her father and mother stand in
-the doorway, “an Daddy and my Lady Mother consent, you shall have your
-way, Sir.”
-
-The young man glances up, following Peggy’s eyes, springs to his feet,
-raises her from the old divan and leads her before them.
-
-“My Lord and Your Ladyship,” says he, “will you consent, as Peggy has,
-to our being made man and wife on October the fifth? and will you give
-My Lady and my unworthy self your blessing?”
-
-They kneel down and the Earl puts out his hands above their heads; the
-words stumble, for there are drops in his old eyes, as he looks and
-beholds about their faces that most splendid of all aureoles, the light
-of love and faith, honor with youth, and hope and wholesome minds to
-guide.
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