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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Oxford Circus, by Alfred Budd
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-Title: The Oxford Circus
- A Novel of Oxford and Youth
-
-Author: Alfred Budd
-
-Editor: Hamish Miles
- Raymond Mortimer
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-Illustrator: John Kettelwell
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-THE OXFORD CIRCUS
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-
-[Illustration: “’ULLO, DEARIE!”]
-
-
-
-
- THE OXFORD CIRCUS
-
- A NOVEL OF OXFORD AND YOUTH
- by the late ALFRED BUDD
-
- Edited with Memoir but no Portrait by
- HAMISH MILES AND
- RAYMOND MORTIMER
-
- ILLUSTRATED BY JOHN KETTELWELL
-
- JOHN LANE THE BODLEY HEAD LIMITED
- LONDON VIGO STREET W.1. MCMXXII
-
- _Printed in Great Britain by_
- Butler & Tanner, _Frome and London_.
-
-
-
-
-AUTHOR’S NOTE
-
-
-None of the characters in this book are entirely imaginary.
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
- CHAP. PAGE
-
- ALFRED BUDD: A MEMOIR 3
-
- BOOK I: VORTEX
-
- I INTROIT 13
-
- II PLINTH 29
-
- III TOCCATA AND FUGUE 47
-
- IV CIRCEAN 62
-
- V GUERRILLA 76
-
- VI VOYAGE EN CYTHÈRE 90
-
- VII JOSS AND REREDOS 97
-
- VIII HALLALI 121
-
- BOOK II: APEX
-
- IX EKLOGOS 137
-
- X OPEN DIAPASON 151
-
- XI SPATE 164
-
- XII FUNAMBULESQUE 181
-
- XIII CHAMPAIGN 198
-
- XIV COLOPHON 222
-
-
-
-
-LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
-
-
- “’Ullo, Dearie!” _Frontis_
-
- FACING PAGE
-
- “Dear Mongo!” 42
-
- “Non à tout,” was Gaveston’s answer 134
-
- Spiritual wrestling with young Bob Limber 184
-
- “Bladge!” came the unanimous cry 214
-
- “Renan,” he replied firmly 234
-
-
-
-
-THE OXFORD CIRCUS
-
-
-
-
-Alfred Budd: A Memoir
-
-
-Entrusted with the literary remains of the late Alfred Budd, we
-think it fitting to provide the reading public, however briefly and
-inadequately, with some particulars of his life. They are, alas, only
-too few (Fate saw to that), but they may serve to indicate those forces
-of heredity and environment which worked to produce his remarkable
-novel, _The Oxford Circus_.
-
-Alfred, as he was known to his intimates, was himself inclined to
-believe that, in some bygone age, a noble ancestor of his had founded
-the South Devon sea-side resort of Budleigh Salterton, where one
-summer he himself spent a happy fortnight. But our own researches[1]
-have disclosed no earlier trace of his family until Hosea Budd appears,
-in mid-Victorian days, as a general dealer in the pretty Flintshire
-village of Llwynphilly. He prospered, and his only son Albert, soon
-after taking Orders in the Church of England, took to wife Megan
-Meard, the daughter of a Shropshire corn-factor. The sole issue of
-this happy union was a boy, christened Alfred Hosea, after his two
-grandfathers--the future author of _The Oxford Circus_. The Meards, it
-is interesting to note, boasted a Huguenot origin, and from this strain
-perhaps was derived our author’s keen appreciation of the language and
-culture of France.
-
- [1] We should like here to acknowledge the devoted help
- afforded us at the Public Records Office by Miss Agatha
- Anderleigh, B.Litt., than whom England has no more experienced
- genealogist.
-
-Too delicate by far to be sent to boarding school, Alfred Budd was
-educated at home by his father, then and still the perpetual curate
-of Widdleswick, Salop. The boy’s mother unfortunately died while he
-was still but twelve summers old, but we understand that her influence
-lived after her, and that her son paid fitting tribute to her pious
-memory in his charming pen-portrait of Lady Julia Penhaligon.
-
-The lad showed promise. Through the kindness of Sir Pontefract Gribble,
-the village Squire, he was enabled to browse in the well-stocked
-library of Widdleswick Manor. That he did not waste this splendid
-opportunity of reading both widely and wisely, not least in the domain
-of the contemporary novel, readers of his own, alas, posthumous, work
-of fiction will soon feel confident.
-
-But how did Mr. Budd come to write the present volume? the reader
-may well be tempted to inquire. The circumstances have a melancholy
-interest all their own.
-
-The Rev. Albert Budd had destined his only son to follow him into the
-ministry of the Church, and so, at the age of seventeen, the boy (for
-he was no more) was sent to Oxford to compete for an open exhibition
-at St. Edmund’s Hall. What happened? Perhaps his fragile health had
-handicapped him in the stern race; perhaps he had devoted too much
-attention to Sir Pontefract’s collection of modern fiction, and hardly
-enough to the more apposite writings of Aristotle and Euclid and
-Origen. Be that as it may, Alfred was unsuccessful in the examination,
-and, after three whole days in the University city, he left Oxford, as
-it turned out, for ever.
-
-But those three days left an indelible impression upon his quick
-imagination.
-
-The leaven worked, and while studying with a view to a second attempt
-in the next autumn, he devoted his leisure hours to the composition of
-_The Oxford Circus_. His incurable weakness in mathematics, however,
-asserted itself more and more during these months, and when the time
-came round he did not feel that his chances of success justified a
-second visit. The clerical career, then, was closed to him, and he had
-perforce to search for other employment.
-
-His quest was soon rewarded. An advertisement inserted in _The Times_
-newspaper, under the appropriately chosen sobriquet of “Gaveston,”
-brought him an offer of work from a famous memory-training institute,
-which required the services of a representative in the Far East.
-Success seemed well within his grasp, and in due course he sailed from
-Cardiff to take up his post in Japan.
-
-The rest is soon told.
-
-To the quiet little vicarage at Widdleswick came a few short letters,
-bearing strange foreign stamps, and posted at Gibraltar, at Brindisi,
-at Port Said, and later handed over to us as his literary executors.
-They told, simply and modestly, of his hopes and fears, his ship mates
-and their ways, and in one he spoke of his plans for a sequel to _The
-Oxford Circus_, itself only completed a very few days before sailing.
-But it was not to be: dis, as he himself had said with reference to
-his University career, _aliter visum_.… For during the always trying
-passage of the Red Sea, poor Alfred disappeared. He supped, but did not
-take his place for breakfast. Neither his fellow-passengers nor the
-captain nor the crew could throw any light on his whereabouts, and it
-was presumed that he had fallen overboard in the darkness. They further
-presumed that his fall had been accidental.
-
-Alfred Budd is dead. His readers will be at one with us in regarding
-his loss as a grave one to English letters. He despised coteries and
-disliked cliques. He was an honest workman of literature, using none
-but sound materials, none but well-established models. For its wit, its
-photographic realism and its daring originality, _The Oxford Circus_
-is a first novel of which any publisher might be proud. Its sparkling
-epigrams, and its vivid portrayal of life in many different strata
-of our modern society, seem almost unexpected from one who lived so
-quietly as Mr. Budd. Yet somehow his originality of invention leaves no
-room for doubt: Budd was perhaps the first novelist to introduce the
-London and North Western Railway station into a novel of Oxford life.
-Such a writer had no mean future.
-
-Here and there, in preparing Alfred’s MSS. for the press, we have
-detected discrepancies which, had he lived, he might have adjusted,
-subtle touches which he might have amplified, luxuriances which he
-might have pruned. In respect to his memory, however, we have let
-these stand. If we have done wrong, we look for pardon from those who
-remember that, where an old and very deep friendship is concerned, the
-task of literary execution is no easy one.
-
- H. M.
- R. M.
-
-
-
-
-BOOK I
-
-VORTEX
-
-
-
-
-THE OXFORD CIRCUS
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-INTROIT
-
-
-“But I _must_ have a hansom!”
-
-Behind the voice there were centuries of the best breeding, but the
-tone was perhaps a trifle querulous. From the crowded yard of the
-Oxford railway station there came no answer save the hoarse, insistent
-cries of porters and the importunate scuffling of cab-touts.
-
-“Taxi, sir?”
-
-“’ere y’are, sir. Taxi, sir?”
-
-But Gaveston ffoulis knew his own mind.
-
-“No,” he insisted, gazing with something like surprise round the
-cab-ranks. “I _must_ have a hansom.”
-
-“None ’ere, sir,” growled a surly-eyed taxi-driver.
-
-“Then drive to the centre of the city,” ordered the young man, without
-hesitation, “and fetch me one--instantly!”
-
-Instinctively the driver touched his cap. With a click the flag of his
-meter fell in symbolic surrender to this new arrival, and the motor,
-a throbbing anachronism, sped fussily away towards those rotund domes
-and soaring spires, whence, through the mellow streaming of October
-sunlight, came already the distant bombilation of crowding, multisonant
-bells.…
-
-All impatience, Gaveston waited there for his chosen conveyance, and
-glanced coldly at the unimaginative battalions of undergraduates
-around him, who, callous to all appropriacy, were noisily flinging
-themselves and their golf-clubs into humdrum taxicabs. How pitiful,
-and how plebeian, was their lack of sensibility! To enter Oxford--the
-Oxford of Bacon and Pater, of Newman and Mackenzie--in these mechanical
-monstrosities! Rather than that, he had gone afoot.
-
-“I’d as soon enter Paradise on stilts!” he reflected, and smiled at his
-witty conceit.…
-
-And the smile had not faded from his full, attractive lips, when the
-bespoken hansom scampered up, guided by the taxi. Ordering the latter
-to collect his multitudinous luggage, he engaged the former to drive
-him to his destination.
-
-“Wallace!” he cried, and leapt lightly into the graceful equipage.
-
-With hooves gaily a-clatter over cobbles and causeway, the hansom
-wended its romantic way through the mazy purlieus which lead the
-traveller into the heart of this city that men call Oxford and the
-gods call Youth. Gaveston longed for a cockle-shell in his hat, to
-symbolize this mystic, dreamed-of wayfaring, and when at long last his
-driver reined in before a Gothic gateway darkly overhung by a stalwart,
-sky-crowned tower, he knew that his sense of the fitting had in all
-sooth been justified. He threw the fare to the jarvey, and crossed the
-threshold of his historic college, nodding kindly to the bewhiskered
-porter’s obsequious welcome.
-
-“I must keep this up,” he murmured pensively in the vaulted porch.
-
-He was now a Wallace man.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-Later that evening Gaveston gazed hungrily out over the Wallace
-quadrangle from the mullioned windows of the rooms allotted to him.
-“Staircase XVII … staircase XVII,” he kept repeating. What a place it
-was! Never had his utmost dreams envisaged this romantic reckoning by
-stairways.
-
-And this was Wallace at last!
-
-His eyes wandered over the beautiful accidents of its profile,
-clear-cut against the autumnal sky’s violaceous and crepuscular
-glory. With its myriad pointed turrets and ogive windows and frowning
-battlements, the college recalled to Gaveston ffoulis’s memory those
-vast baronial strongholds of Scotland and Touraine which he dimly
-remembered from the interminable travels of his picaresque infancy.…
-
-“Dear Mums!” he whispered to the listening tree-tops, and a far-away
-look bedimmed his eyes. For with the memory of those other days came
-back the ever-fascinating, ever-elusive image of his mother, that dear
-whisp of frail, ethereal beauty who throughout his waking hours was
-scarcely ever absent from the gentle background of his thoughts. And,
-remembering her, he let Time slip silently by with fleet, inaudible
-steps until----
-
-Why! it was nearly eight o’clock! Too late now to dine in Hall--but
-what matter? He turned to open the generous hamper which, only that
-morning, his mother had chosen for him at Fortnum’s. (How far-off
-already seemed the glittering _clinquetis_ of Piccadilly!) And there,
-in the quietude of his own room, Gaveston dined simply off a dish of
-cold Bombay duck, garnished (a _bon viveur_, he preferred delicacies
-that were out of season) with some superb bottled peas.
-
-Rising from his second _meringue_, Gaveston decided to resume his
-reverie, and walked over to the large cheval-glass that occupied an
-inglenook formed by a turret--he had ordered the awestruck scout to
-take it from its packing-case before any of his sixteen suit-cases were
-unlocked. He looked at himself with some satisfaction. Was it so, he
-wondered, that Oxford would see him--a svelte, willowy figure, with
-fair hair and fair skin and fair eyes, whose every trait bore the
-subtle handwriting of race and breeding, and on whose lips played the
-most infectious of enigmatic smiles.
-
-“_Quel hors d’œuvre!_” he exclaimed in involuntary admiration. He was
-indeed a masterpiece.
-
-But what was that?
-
-_Tap, tap_.…
-
-Yes, a knock … a visitor already--was it possible? Quickly Gaveston
-tiptoed over to the Chappel concert grand which had been despatched
-as advance luggage, and in an instant his room was throbbing with the
-evanescent, moonlit melancholy of the Chopin nocturne in G-flat minor.
-He chose that (it was his mother’s favourite, too) because it always
-seemed to fill a room with just that warm sense of welcome and intimacy
-which a host should emanate. At the first bars of the _scherzo_ the
-knocking was repeated, a little louder. He stopped short.
-
-“Pray enter!” he called, with an effective half-turn on the stool.
-
-The door opened. A tall upstanding figure was silhouetted there on the
-threshold.
-
-“Hullo, Gav!”
-
-“I don’t think I---- Why, David! David! Of all the surprises!” And
-Gaveston rose, resplendent with welcome.
-
-“I heard you were coming up this term, and I----”
-
-“But, David, I’d no idea you were here!”
-
-“It’s my second year at Wallace, Gav.”
-
-“And I never heard!”
-
-This was splendid! Gaveston stepped back to look at his friend with
-whole-hearted pleasure.
-
-David Paunceford was a figure of the true Hellenic mould, athletic
-in every limb and fibre, flaxen of hair, blue of eye, and aquiline
-of nose, sane to the finger-tips, and the heir to at least one of
-England’s oldest peerages. Add to this that he was an intense admirer
-of Gaveston, and who could better approach the ideal of a friend?
-
-David had entered Eton a year before Gaveston ffoulis, but none
-the less they had thenceforward, for several eventful years, been
-inseparables. They had been elected to Pop on the same Founder’s Day;
-they had been bracketed together for the same prizes, had played the
-Wall Game at the self-same wall, and, through many a long afternoon of
-drowsy, elm-shadowed cricketing, Agar’s Plough had seen them batting
-side by side. Nearly all their uproariously happy holidays they had
-spent together, and Gav, of course, was an instant favourite with all
-the Paunceford keepers on the Wuthering moors and all the Paunceford
-gillies on the island of Eigg. They had received (surest sign of
-popularity) the same nickname, and at the last, one cloudy morning
-rather before their allotted span of halves, they had left Eton
-together, for the same reason but in different cabs.
-
-“And I’m only a freshman!” laughed Gaveston, closing the piano-lid.
-“Why, you’ll have to put me up to everything, David. Come on, take me
-for a walker.” He already knew his ’Varsity slang.…
-
-Donning cap and gown (for the hour grew late), the two friends
-descended into the quadrangle, and out into the noisy swirl of Broad
-Street. In a moment Gaveston found his imagination kindled by his novel
-surroundings, and, with all the enchanting ardour of adolescence, began
-to explain to David what Oxford really meant to the world, what ideals
-its architecture symbolized, and in what respects its traditions needed
-revision; gracefully, too, he sketched his own tremendous projects,
-and the methods he planned to achieve them, nor was he slow to advise
-on the right way of dealing with fourth-year men, dons, scouts,
-clergymen, proctors, shopkeepers and freshmen.
-
-David listened with astonished admiration on every contour of his
-superb profile.
-
-“What a wonderful chap you are, Gavvy!” he said affectionately.
-
-“Oh, nothing to what I shall be!” came the laughing answer. Already Gav
-could feel the keen Oxford air whetting that wit of his which had been
-the fear and admiration of Eton.
-
-“Oh, how I wish I were clever--really clever, I mean, like you, Gav!”
-and David sighed as he marvelled yet again at his friend’s uncanny
-perspicacity.
-
-“But you are, David, without knowing it.”
-
-“What nonsense! What’s the good of being just a crack cricketer or
-a----”
-
-Gaveston was quick as a flash.
-
-“Why, then you can catch people out!” he riposted, with a peal of
-laughter which, with David’s answering carillon, woke age-long echoes
-from the mouldering walls of Queen’s Lane. How magnificent it was just
-to be alive and young and in Oxford!
-
- “‘Midnight and Youth and Love and Italy,
- Love in the Land where Love most lovely seems!’”
-
-he quoted felicitously, and suddenly they emerged on to the glorious
-vista of the High Street, bent like a bow and flowing majestically
-between the steep cliff-like colleges. His voice hushed before this
-imminence of ineluctable beauty, and he went on.
-
-“Oh, David! Don’t you understand? This is the most miraculous moment of
-all! Here one stands in the very heart of one’s Mater Almissima, with
-all these crowds about one, and not one of them knows one’s name. And
-yet to-morrow--why, one feels like a sky before a sudden dawn!”
-
-“This is Carfax,” David interrupted. Their progress was checked by the
-sauntering couples and the circumambient motor-’buses, and all around
-glittered the windows of the tobacconists in all the glamour of their
-gaudy seductiveness.
-
-“One must buy a pipe,” cried Gaveston impulsively. “A pipe is a Man’s
-smoke!”
-
-David nodded, and together in a rhapsody of silence they walked
-back past the clangour of Carfax, and, with eyes bemused by the
-magic of Time, they gazed upon the scalloped gables and gargoyled
-eaves of Brasenose, and upon the storied front of Oriel, enriched
-by the sculptor’s art with faint lovely figures of all that is most
-rememberable in the city’s studious history, of Emperors and Kings and
-the Builders of Empires. In the long, tenebrous quietude of the Turl
-they lingered, where, across the empurpled dusk of the narrow street,
-the lighted windows of rival colleges blinked lazy, kindly eyes at each
-other. And wandering under the pinnacled soar of Exeter Chapel, past
-Hertford too, where the winged nudity of cherubim upholds a high-flung
-Bridge of Sighs, they drew near the elephantine deities of the Indian
-Institute, and thence in the darkling distance, they could see before
-them the polychrome of Keble, and beyond, glowing faint and Venetian
-beneath the decrescent moon and a myriad plangent stars, the patterned
-diaper of the Parks Museum.
-
-“It is too, too beautiful …” whispered Gaveston, and his voice tailed
-away.
-
-And then, in the pause after his words, came back the recollection of
-his mother: _she_ must know, and at once, of his safe advent and his
-new-found extremity of happiness.
-
-“But where is the Post Office?” he asked, and, turning on their tracks,
-David led his friend in a silence that was too deep for words to what
-he sought. Gaveston looked up with delight at its grim Gothic facade
-as they passed through its portal. What a city! Even the post offices
-here were beautiful, he reflected, and dim.
-
-Without hesitation he demanded a telegraph form, and wrote:
-
- _Lady Penhaligon 99 Half Moon Street Mayfair. The Spires are
- still dreaming Gav._
-
-He handed it to the girl. She glanced askance at the clock.
-
-“It’s the last telegram we’re taking to-night,” she said.
-
-“And the most beautiful, is it not?” added Gav, while she ticked over
-the jewelled words with her lamentably workaday pencil.
-
-“Twelve,” she murmured with the most engaging of lisps. “That will be a
-shilling.”
-
-“Oh, Half Moon _without_ a hyphen, please,” corrected Gaveston
-beseechingly.
-
-“But that’ll make it one and a penny,” she looked up with surprise.
-
-“Quite,” said Gav conclusively, and paid. And as the two friends
-strolled back towards their college, he explained to David how it
-had long been a principle with him always to exceed the authorized
-allowance of words.
-
-He was that sort of person.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-PLINTH
-
-
-Next evening, steeped in the puce and russet dusk of an Oxford
-twilight, Gaveston sat meditatively enframed in his mullioned window.
-It was well-nigh the hour for his first dinner in his college Hall;
-already, from the insistent belfries of the remoter colleges the
-fateful seven strokes were shattering with their clangorous curfew the
-vespertinal peace of the entranced city.
-
-But his mood was one of delicious _recueillement_. Unlike so many of
-his fellow-freshmen, whose _savoir-faire_ was sadly to seek, Gaveston
-had donned neither dinner jacket nor tails, but over one shoulder
-of his well-cut Norfolk coat had negligently flung a simple but
-carefully torn commoner’s gown. He, of all men, could surely face sans
-apprehension the ordeal of a first public appearance in Wallace.
-
-And the Wallace manner? But Gaveston had no need to worry over how best
-to acquire the famous manner, at once the jest and paragon of every
-cabinet since Balfour’s, of every chancellory from Berlin to Uganda.
-No, that far-flung triumph of the collegiate system was a stuff bred in
-the very marrow of the ffoulis’s bones. Why, only that morning he had
-been obliged to remind the President of the college of that fact. And
-he smiled as he recalled the trifling but significant incident--how the
-venerable scholar had peered up at him from his pile of matriculation
-papers.
-
-“I … er … liked your essay, Mr. ffoulis,” he had said, with no doubt
-the kindliest of intentions, “very much. In fact I almost think … er …
-you were made for … er … Wallace.”
-
-But Gav had replied with caustic courtesy.
-
-“I almost think Wallace was made for me, sir.”
-
-And in a few well-chosen phrases he had reminded the President that the
-males of his family on the distaff side had matriculated there ever
-since the days (he had rightly hesitated to qualify them as spacious)
-of Elizabeth, that four of his ancestral portraits were hung upon
-the dark[2] oak panelling of the Wallace Hall, that a slender but
-conspicuous lancet-window in Wallace Chapel was blazoned with his gules
-argent, that----
-
- [2] The oak of Wallace Hall is curiously pale (LIT. EXEC.).
-
-But enough! That was the bell. Gaveston left his window seat, and
-slowly crossed the arboreous lawns towards the creeper-clad steps of
-that historic Hall.
-
-Yes, for him alone amid that nervously jostling crowd of freshmen, to
-dine in this Hall that had nurtured the rulers and sages of England
-down the fairest centuries of her fame, was an experience both homely
-and familiar. It was something as easily acceptable as, say, luncheon
-in that white-panelled breakfast-room in Half Moon Street, with his
-own mother’s dear delightful vaguenesses floating musically across the
-rose-laden table. (“Gav dear, if you weren’t so clever, I’d love you so
-much more!”--“And if you weren’t so stupid, Mother dearest, I’d love
-you so much less!”--He remembered their tirelessly enchanting badinage
-over the gold-rimmed coffee cups down long summer afternoons.…)
-
-For, after all was said and done, the great secret of Wallace was to
-be surprised at nothing. And Gaveston never was. It was with him an
-instinct (atavistic, he supposed).
-
-So, even on his first night in Hall, he had finished the four solid
-but wholesome courses of the College dinner (“commons” weren’t they
-called?) long before any at the freshmen’s table. For him no need to
-look about with curiosity or awe, or to gaze with furtive respect at
-the High Table, with the berserk figure of the President muttering
-its truncated grace, and still less to attempt acquaintance with the
-_gauche_ nonentities whom, or “which” as he said to himself with a
-quiet smile, chance had set upon his either hand.
-
-Unduly reserved? No: Gaveston overflowed with the ffoulis charm, that
-fastidious and subtle essence which this Hall had savoured so often
-during the past four centuries. Even the stocky spectacled youth next
-but one on his right could not but sense that.
-
-“Wonder who that chap is?” Gaveston heard him whisper to his
-_vis-à-vis_.
-
-“I think his name is Foulis,” came the low respectful answer.
-
-“ffoulis,” corrected Gav silkily, with the gentlest of smiles. And the
-incident closed.
-
-But it was enough to show his quality. And the _mot_ was bruited around
-the whole of Wallace that night before Old Tom had boomed and boomed
-his hundred strokes and one over the starlit spires and Athenian groves
-of the dream-bound colleges.[3]
-
- [3] i.e., by 9.15 p.m. (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-Gaveston rose, distressed, but not surprised, at the scout’s omission
-to bring red pepper for his savoury. His neighbours, still toying with
-the sweet, watched with ill-concealed surprise and some envy the ease
-with which he drew up his figure from the awkward constriction of the
-long oaken bench, and the slender but masculine grace of his carriage
-as he paced alone towards the door.
-
-Alone he descended the Hall steps into the cool evening air. Through
-the fast-gathering dusk the beetling walls flamed distantly with
-the fiery Virginia creeper lambent upon their crumbling stone.
-Underfoot, the first-fallen leaves of October lisped and whispered in a
-soft-stirring night-wind, and overhead a few late rooks were fluttering
-darkly from branch to branch. Thus had they fluttered, he reflected,
-just so long as the golden light had gushed forth from the high windows
-of Wallace Hall, and so would they flutter, ageless and perennial, over
-the heads of generations still unweaned and yet unborn. The Wallace
-rooks … nothing could affright them, nothing surprise them.… They, too,
-had found the secret.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Dinner was over, but the night held further possibilities. There was
-still the Dean.
-
-But no one, of course, called him the Dean.
-
-No one of consequence called him by his own name even. The name
-of Archibald Arundel was all but unknown in Oxford. It appeared
-occasionally on lecture lists, and sometimes over an article, charged
-with learning and grace, in one of the quarterlies. Postmen and
-college porters knew it, and at the foot of staircase XXXIV, which
-crept spirally up an ivy-clad tower, the surprising legend was still
-decipherable, in faint letters of an outworn mode, constant amid the
-ever-changing list above and below it--
-
- 6. MR. ARUNDEL.
-
-But Mongo!
-
-Who didn’t know who Mongo was? Who in Oxford? Who in England? In all
-Asia and in all Africa? Who indeed? And Gaveston of course knew that
-one ought to call on Mongo well within one’s first week. It was of
-prime importance for any Wallace fresher to be known from the first as
-a Mongoon--for such was the name given to the brilliant and elegant
-group of undergraduates who used Mongo as their confidant and his rooms
-as their idling-place.
-
-And Gav had been careful, that very afternoon, to obtain from David
-Paunceford, himself a deservedly popular Mongoon, some essential facts
-of this celebrated _cénacle_ and its godfather.
-
-But how hard they were to come by!
-
-No one could tell why Archibald Arundel was called Mongo. Even Mongo
-did not know. And now, of all his contemporaries who might have been
-able to dissipate the obscuring mists of etymology, none were surviving.
-
-“Men of _my_ year?” Mongo would say, a little sadly, when his freshmen
-friends asked about old days at Wallace. “But you’re all men of my
-year.” And his strange elusive smile made every one believe him.
-
-No one knew his age, but the years lay light upon Mongo as dew upon a
-rose. His round pink face bore scarcely a wrinkle and certainly not one
-crowsfoot. His curly golden locks had just the faintest flecking of
-silver about the temples, and his enemies were bitter enough to allege
-that these few grey hairs were false. His smile was free and open as a
-young boy’s, and his voice seemed hardly to have lost its adolescent
-uncertainties for more than a few happy months.
-
-Every day, wet or fine, Mongo might be seen moving blithely about
-Wallace, the college that had known him in its quadrangles as
-matriculand and freshman, as fellow and tutor, as junior dean and
-Rickaby Lecturer, as acting-bursar and at the last as Dean.
-
-Often enough he was mistaken for an undergraduate. It may have been
-his clothes, with their deceptive air of callowness. Who knows? But
-innocent strangers who looked through the albums of college groups
-would often point to one constant figure as the quintessential
-undergraduate of his period.
-
-“How typical!” they would comment, pointing to Mongo in the group of
-Hilary term, 1843.
-
-“How typical!” pointing to the, yes, distinctly but temporarily
-whiskered Mongo of 1879.
-
-“How typical!” as they admired the _négligé_ of his flannel “bags” of
-1907.
-
-“Wonder why this young man wasn’t doing his bit,” they would say
-querulously when they turned over and found him forming, together with
-the aged President and a neutral student from Liberia, the group of
-1917.
-
-Dear Mongo!
-
-David had warned Gaveston that twenty minutes to eleven was generally
-considered the “right” hour of the evening to knock for the first time
-at the door of the sempiternal Dean. But for his first visit, modestly
-postponed until his second night, Gav was careful of effect.
-
-He waited until all the divergent clocks of Oxford had heralded the
-full three-quarters before he crossed towards the kindly red glow
-of the curtained embrasure behind which the recognized Mongoons
-were already gathered. Stopping for a moment by the Hall steps, he
-rehearsed the intimate smile and the easy hand-wave that would of a
-surety ingratiate him with Mongo and the Mongoons on this entry into a
-circle where youth and charm and wit were indeed familiar, but Gaveston
-ffoulis something new.
-
-It would do. Spirally he climbed the turret staircase.
-
-“Come in!” came the welcoming cry of half a dozen eager guests who
-responded to his discreet but confident knock.
-
-He obeyed.
-
-So _that_ was Mongo!
-
-The famous don, as usual, was curled like a beautiful cat[4] on the
-hob. With soft plump hands he clasped his dilapidated slippers,
-his golden head was bowed over his chest, his frayed shirt-sleeves
-delightfully visible, his chubby knees showed through the worn flannel
-trousers which had looked so smart in the mid-Edwardian groups.
-
- [4] Other novelists have respectively described this invaluable
- character as crouching like an _opossum_, a _satyr_, a
- _panther_, or perched like a _canary_, a _vulture_, an _angel_.
- A few, less successful, have denied or pretended to ignore his
- existence. Mr. Budd has found a singularly happy mean. (LIT.
- EXEC.)
-
-“Dear Mongo!” called Gaveston, picking his way over the outstretched
-legs of four fifth-year Mongoons on the shabby sofa.
-
-Mongo uncurled.
-
-“Gaveston,” he answered, with a quick amber light in his eyes.
-“Welcome, thrice welcome. You all know each other, of course.” And he
-waved a vague hand round the circle of the Mongoons.
-
-There was a silence as Gav sat down beside the others on the sofa.
-But he felt no shyness--he even poured out for himself a glass of his
-host’s famous barley-water, a drink which the Mongoons for years had
-loyally affected to enjoy. And the brilliant conversation resumed its
-nightly flow as he held up his glass to the light, sipped it, and lay
-back to survey this room which he was at last seeing in all its reality.
-
-Yes, it was all even as had been foretold him. There they were, the
-myriad profile photographs of Mongoons past and present, crowding the
-wall space from floor to ceiling, but still (Gav was pleased to notice)
-with a few vacant places; and there the serried rows of lendable books;
-there, too, the great expanse of writing table stacked shoulder-high
-with letters from still-living Mongoons in every embassy, legation and
-consulate of the civilized world.
-
-[Illustration: DEAR MONGO]
-
-The talk buzzed on around him. How redolent of Wallace it seemed,
-virile, hard-hitting and pithy, generous, too, and all-embracing.
-Several of the older school of epigrammatists seemed to be of the
-party; their rapier wits flashed across the shadowy room.
-
-“I hear Bill Wallingford’s standing for the Tories in this Yorkshire
-election,” some one threw out, apparently at random.
-
-The world of high politics was obviously a preserve of the Mongoons.
-
-“Easy enough to stand,” came the lightning reply from some one else in
-deep shadow, “it’s to sit that’s the difficulty.”
-
-“Splendid,” Gav murmured in fine appreciation. He was feeling even more
-at home now. Somehow he felt he could show his mettle in this company.
-And he did.
-
-For a time Mongo said little. But at last he turned to his modest guest.
-
-“I don’t believe I’ve seen you since you were being coached for Eton,
-Gaveston. Years and years ago. But you haven’t changed.” It was a long
-speech for Mongo, but Gav was awake to its possibilities. Rising, he
-faced the crowded Mongoons, his back to the blazing hearth, a memorable
-figure. It was obvious that he was about to speak.
-
-“No, Mongo,” he began, in firm even tones. “Not changed.…” And with all
-the exquisite modulations and gestures of a born conversationalist,
-he went on. “For beauty is something constant and unchanging, is it
-not? Aspects may come and aspects may go, but the essence of beauty is
-stable and established, indestructible and indeciduous, in art or in
-life, in life or in art, and indeed in both.”
-
-It was a daring thesis. The ghost of a shudder rose from the most
-hardened Mongoons. But the ffoulis charm carried it off, and with
-graceful learning he developed his theme.
-
-“There is fashion in the beauty of women, is there not? Now it is fixed
-by Angelo or Angelico, now by Cimabue or Ruysdael, Augustus John or
-Augustus Egg--all have their day, but beneath the shifting sands lies
-always the eternal lodestone.”
-
-And without a pause, without a flaw, he kept the even tenour of his
-delightful argument, his hearers sitting in enraptured complaisance.
-Occasionally from the hob came the subtle encouragements of dear Mongo,
-every ten minutes perhaps, or even more seldom after two o’clock had
-clanged out over the sleeping roofs of this wonderful city.…
-
-“Delightful, Gaveston!”
-
-“Wonderful, Gav!”
-
-The eager congratulations of the Mongoons still rang gratefully in his
-ears as he felt his way down the turret staircase of XXXIV. Only five
-hours ago he had climbed it, an unknown potentiality in Wallace: he
-descended to find himself a Mongoon and famous. And now, how quiet and
-dark lay the quad before him! It seemed almost to be expectant, to be
-waiting for something astounding and prodigious to break in upon its
-alabaster dream. The dawn? Gaveston wondered as he walked back to his
-rooms, or … or…?
-
-What a night it had been!
-
-The manner! And Mongo!
-
-Well and truly had the foundation been laid for the quiet unobtrusive
-success of his first term at Wallace. He held high his head. And then,
-passing by the groined door of the Old Library, he flung wide his arms
-to the stars.
-
-“Youth!” he cried in the stillness. “Youth! Youth! Youth!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-TOCCATA AND FUGUE
-
-
-And term was really over then!
-
-Gaveston could hardly believe it. But yet--it must be: already the
-3.43 from Oxford had slid through the pale December sunlight past
-Hinksey Halt, Goring-and-Streatley, and Slough (for Windsor). He
-had unfolded the still ink-perfumed pages of his _Daily Telegraph_
-only to crumple the paper up in exasperation at the _bourgeois_
-complacency of its intolerable _clichés_, and it lay forgotten in a
-corner of the first-class compartment. No, the frore Chiltern Hills
-and the willow-shadowed water-meadows had been fitter accompaniment
-for the rhythm of his musings, playing as they were upon two months
-dappled with such perplexing patterns of sun-warm happiness and frosty
-disillusionment.…
-
-This had been but his first term. But nevertheless, with Mongo’s help,
-he had succeeded in getting himself elected to the Union Society
-without a single blackball; and after that the other clubs, smaller
-and less exclusive, had hastened to net in this remarkable freshman.
-Soon no host had felt his party, whether breakfast or cocoa, to be a
-real social _éclat_ unless one at least of his guests could enliven
-the discussion, whether it turned upon the beauties of Beowulf or
-the existence of a Deity, by the apt quotation of Gaveston ffoulis’s
-opinion on the point at moot. And Gaveston had soon won a name for
-himself, too, by the quiet and unostentatious entertaining he had
-done, receiving the nicer sort of undergraduate now in his Wallace
-_pied-à-terre_, now in the quaint but distinctive Cadena grill-room;
-and his meals were voted by the _cordons bleus_ of the University to be
-worthy of the best modern Luculli and Mæcenasses.
-
-He had made good.
-
-He lit a plump Turkish cigarette, and lay back to ponder both present
-and future.
-
-Had this Oxford that he loved anything more to give him, he wondered?
-Who could tell? Maybe an answer would come from the Babylonian sphinx
-whose smoky breath he could now see besmirching the virgin sky. Who
-could tell? But, meanwhile, his thoughts could scarcely move beyond the
-long-looked for pleasure of once again seeing his mother. She would be
-waiting for him, he felt sure, at Paddington, and as the train rushed
-thitherwards he let his mind run ahead of it to feast on the exquisite
-prospect.…
-
-Yes, Julia, Lady Penhaligon had played a more urgent and immediate rôle
-in her son’s life than is the privilege of most mothers. And she had
-her reward. He always chose her hats for her now.
-
-The only daughter of Sir Piers ffoulis, one of the last of the
-English statesmen, she had been married when but twenty-nine to a
-famous explorer of the Arctic Seas. An altogether unexpected thawing
-of the Great Krioquhkho pack-ice, which soon after the wedding he
-went to survey, brought him back to England a year before his return
-was anticipated, and he found himself obliged to divorce poor Julia
-directly after, and indeed on account of, her son’s birth.
-
-But she had drawn consolation from the boy’s eyes, which were already
-remarkable, and had determined that at all costs _he_ should be
-beautiful and happy.
-
-“And you’ve succeeded, mother dear,” he would often tell her in a burst
-of grateful confidence.
-
-Her love, she resolved, would be recompense enough for the cruelty of
-his fate. She would remain young, no matter what the expense (and it
-was great), to keep him company, and in the meantime she remarried.
-But, as the autumn came remorselessly round, she was once more
-divorced. (Gaveston could still remember her tears when she came up
-to the night-nursery to tell him how absurdly unreasonable the King’s
-Proctor had threatened to be that time.…) Then for quite a considerable
-period she lived in singleness, but, just before Gav was going to Eton,
-a Baronet had proposed to her. He was old. But, as the precocious boy
-pointed out, the title was older. And so Mrs. Fünck, as Mums then was,
-had accepted Sir Evan Penhaligon.
-
-Of Gaveston the baronet was as fond as of the mother, perhaps
-fonder, and there had been long amazing holidays for the boy in his
-step-father’s house. It was one of the smallest houses in Mayfair,
-but, as Gav was fond of saying to his less fortunate friends, that was
-better than the largest in West Kensington. And he remembered----
-
- * * * * *
-
-But there! That was Ealing! And a moment later the train was slowing
-down as it curved into Paddington.
-
-And yes! His happiness was complete! He found his mother furrily
-ensconced in the deep-seated mauve Rolls-Royce.
-
-“I’ve come all, yes, all the way to meet you, Gav,” she whispered
-between her kisses. “And such a long way it’s been. Why ever don’t we
-live in--is it Bayswaters they call it? So near this, isn’t it?”
-
-“As absurd as ever, mother, and younger I’m certain.” He thought he had
-never seen his mother radiant with so ethereal a beauty. “You pet,” he
-went on, taking her hand, “I never dreamed of your meeting me.”
-
-“But what a lovely blue engine they gave your train, dearest,” and she
-slipped a cushion in Gaveston’s corner.
-
-Gav nodded to the chauffeur.
-
-“I’ll drive,” he said, and then quickly: “No, I won’t. Home, Curzon.”
-
-And he got inside the luxurious _coupé_ beside Lady Penhaligon. For
-suddenly he had seen his mother’s sombre eyelids fluttering in that
-faint pathetic way they had. How helpless, how pitiful that look was!
-And how terribly familiar! It only appeared when her life had reached
-one of its great crises.
-
-The car sped from the station.
-
-“And now, dearest, you’ll be able to help me,” Gav heard his mother
-murmuring as she fumbled in the embossed leather pocket on the door of
-the car. He felt sure something had happened.
-
-“Not again, Mums?” he asked with a gentle but worldly smile.
-
-“Yes: respondent,” she smiled back. “But, seriously, do you think
-black is _really_ necessary?” and she handed him a folded copy of _The
-Times_.
-
-“I must think it over, mother dear,” and he looked down the familiar
-column of the paper.
-
- DIVORCE AND ADMIRALTY
-
- Dawkins _v._ Dawkins and Smithers.
-
- Jones _v._ Jones and another (Pt. Hd.).
-
- Penhaligon _v._ Penhaligon, Rosenbaum, Litovski, du Val,
- Spirella, van Houten, Casablanca and Mahmoud Pasha.
-
-“Next Tuesday, I think they said it was,” said Lady Julia Penhaligon,
-“and it’s going to mean a new step-dad for you, Gav. Do you prefer one
-nationality to another? They all have their attractions, you know. I
-love travelling, though I never went to the Arctic.”
-
-Gaveston was never a Jingo, but unhesitatingly he answered,
-“English.”[5]
-
- [5] The late Mr. Budd took an active interest in the League of
- Nations. (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-“I suppose you’re right,” she sighed.
-
-“Yes, Joey Rosenbaum’s certainly the dearest of dears, but so’s his
-wife really, and then that would mean another case, and how expensive
-things are getting.… I owe Reville thousands as it is.… Oh, Gav,” she
-coaxed, “would you mind _mon petit du Val_? He’s so nice at ordering a
-dinner--oh, you’d _love_ him.”
-
-Curzon was opening the door.
-
-“_Justement comme vous voulez, ma chérie_,” said Gav with courtly grace
-as, arm-in-arm, they went up the steps.
-
-Home again!
-
- * * * * *
-
-The first week of Gaveston’s vacation disappeared in a long whirl
-of consultations with dressmakers, lawyers, furriers and beauty
-specialists, on his mother’s behalf, and, on his own, in visits to
-the photographer and tailor. (There was only one Hugh Cecil and Willy
-Clarkson, wasn’t there?) Indeed, he hardly found time to have his
-things packed up (they were leaving Half Moon Street, of course) or
-even to arrange the flowers of a morning. And then, once again, he
-found himself at that fateful Paddington, seeing his mother off to
-Bournemouth, after the successful pronouncement of the decree, her grey
-eyes shining with a new happiness. And suddenly he felt a terrible
-loneliness.
-
-“But I shall only be away three or four weeks, Gav dear,” she had said.
-“And I’m always as happy as a bird with Cousin Adolpha----”
-
-“As a mocking-bird?” Gav had queried laughingly to mask his bitter
-disappointment at missing for the first time his mother’s companionship
-at the festive season.
-
-But he had promised to be a good boy, and to treat his dear Uncle
-Wilkinson with tact.
-
-“You’ve such a lot,” she said wistfully, “and anyway it will be nice
-for you living in the[6] Albany this cold weather. It _was_ sweet of
-him to ask you to stay with him for your holidays.”
-
- [6] _Sic_ throughout. A more experienced novelist would
- doubtless have omitted the “the.” (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-And then the train had pulled out in its ruthless way, almost before
-he had time to find his way to the door of the reserved Pullman
-saloon-car, heavy with the scent of the winter-roses he had ordered to
-be sent from Selfridge’s that morning. How poignant was their sweetness
-amid the smoke and bustle and jangle of the mammoth terminus!
-
-Gaveston drove the Panhard (it was his favourite) back to Half Moon
-Street. Already the posters of the evening papers were sprawling in the
-muddy gutters and flapping in the rain-soaked wind----
-
- PENHALIGON CASE: RESULT.
-
-How sad it all really was, he reflected, beneath the glittering
-surface, and how nerve-racking those months between the _nisi_ and the
-absolute. Poor Mums.… Was it rain on the wind-screen that dimmed his
-view of the lighted street as the great Panhard purred down the Edgware
-Road, or.… He brushed his eyes, and opened the throttle wider.…
-
-He picked up his suit-cases at the house, and drove round without delay
-to the Albany Yard.
-
-“Sir Wilkinson ffoulis?” he asked the porter.
-
-“C, sir,” came the answer, “on your right, if you please.”
-
-And C, The Albany, was to be Gav’s address for the rest of this
-vacation.
-
-Gaveston took care only to meet people of whose peculiarness and
-uniquity he could be proud, and so he always felt a properly nepotal
-affection for Sir Wilkinson ffoulis, K.V.O. A diplomat, now retired, he
-had been _en poste_ at Reijkavik, Quito, Adis Ababa, and Cayenne. “And
-after that,” the veteran would say, casting up his eyes to the Angelica
-Kauffmann ceiling of the St. James’s Club, “I was fifteen months _en
-disponibilité_, pressin’ my claims to a chargéship in Pesth or Janeiro.
-They offered me Albania. I preferred the Albany.”
-
-Wilkinson had his share of the dry ffoulis wit.
-
-“Milord receives,” said Hekla, the Icelandic valet. He showed Gaveston
-into a room decorated exclusively with signed photographs of the
-various royalties whom Sir Wilkinson had been able to serve in those
-directions for which he had an all but unique talent, and which formed
-a very frequent subject for his reflection and reminiscence.
-
-“Glad you’ve come, m’ boy,” he said heartily. “I think you’ll be
-comfortable here while your mother’s away, and, gad! you’ll brighten up
-the old place for me. I feel so _diablement disoccupato_, y’ know,” he
-went on meditatively, “but I’ll enjoy helpin’ you to find your feet in
-town. Don’t suppose you’ve seen much of the green-rooms yet, eh?”
-
-Gaveston made a deprecating gesture.
-
-“But look here: there’s a little Spanish gal singin’ at the Col.
-just now … remember once the King of the Belgians, the old ’un … the
-Ludwigstrasse tried to get hold of her then … ended as a Principessa
-… but old Leopold sent me that photograph all the same.” And the old
-fellow chuckled.
-
-Gaveston knew all his uncle’s stories, and only listened at intervals:
-they were more interesting like that.
-
-“Thanks immensely, Uncle Wilkie,” he replied. “Awfully thoughtful of
-you. But I want to think things over first.”
-
-“Young devil…! Want to drive your own wagon, eh?”
-
-“Shan’t hitch it to a Star, though,” flashed Gaveston.
-
-“He! he! Good lad! Gad! you’re a ffoulis all right. _Quel garçon!_” and
-with a laugh that he had learned from the accounts of those who had
-known the Marquess of Steyne, the old rake donned his beaver-hat and
-started on his quotidian round of the more exclusive clubs.
-
-But as he went out of the door he threw Gaveston a latch-key.
-
-“Catch, m’ boy!” he called to him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-CIRCEAN
-
-
-And then, in glowing crowded processional, there came for Gaveston a
-marvellous cavalcade of days and nights in the great metropolis of
-Empire.
-
-Through the cheerful, childlike bustle of Yuletide, through the
-chilled, sober, resolute days of New Year, and on to the gay bachelor
-party which Uncle Wilkinson gave (at Verrey’s, of course) to some of
-his old colleagues on Twelfth Night, the great book of London opened
-before him, ateem with strange riddles and alembications.
-
-And what a book! The restless cross-currents of its fantastic
-_figurantes_ flickered against the dim background of streets with
-cinematographic speed; and the darting limelight of his imagination
-would pick out by hazard, here some dark Rembrandtesque intaglio, there
-some half-perceived and evanescent torso, pearls from this hitherto
-uncharted sea which now he had to plumb with the magic theodolite of
-Youth, until at last all the mystery of London should stand revealed to
-his ardent gaze, as clear as was the mystery of that other City of his
-life, where, dulcet among the listening spires, hovered the plangent,
-reverberant bells.…
-
-And so, armed only with a copy, bound in soft dove-grey leather, of _A
-Wanderer in London_, Gav would sally forth from the Albany of a morning
-on magnificent explorations of this astounding new world that awaited
-his conquest, now threading its equatorial jungles, now penetrating to
-its uttermost poles, now standing Cortes-like on the very summit of
-Constitution Hill. Until now he had moved only in the circumscribed
-orbit of his mother’s Mayfair “set.” But now he could freely climb into
-the handy taxicab, or on to the humble, but oh! how instructive ’bus,
-and boldly drive whithersoever his daring imagination might suggest.
-
-“All the way, please, my man,” he would say to the conductors, as to
-the manner born, handing always a new florin. “No, keep the change.” He
-seldom passed unnoticed.
-
-Wood Green and Newington Butts were startled on one day by the vision
-of this Apollonian creature striding in his proud beauty adown their
-dim byways; next day it was the turn of Tulse Hill and Hornsey Rise
-to know a second dawn, and then perhaps a sudden light brightened the
-lives of the obscure denizens of Poultry.
-
-His keen eye soon noticed that ’busses had numbers.
-
-“Really? Really? Is that so?” Uncle Wilkie had asked incredulously as
-they sat together in the Albany waiting to see in the New, and, as it
-turned out, so eventful, Year.[7]
-
- [7] This would make the exact date of this interesting incident
- December 31st. (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-“Yes, isn’t it quaint?” nodded Gaveston. “And to-morrow I’m going to
-take a Number 1, and the day after that a Number 2, and so on till I
-really know my London.”
-
-And the old rake roared at the lad’s witty caracoling.
-
-One evening, too, when Gaveston, a trifle tired but still alert in
-every faculty, came back from one of these marvellous expeditions, his
-uncle greeted him in the Albany colonnade.
-
-“I can’t believe it. I can’t. It’s beyond belief, m’ boy!”
-
-“What can _that_ be, uncle?” asked Gaveston with smiling calm.
-
-“Is it true what they’re saying in the clubs to-day, that you’ve been
-across every single bridge in London?”
-
-“Quite true,” he replied, with deprecating modesty. “And through the
-Rotherhithe Tunnel, too,” he added quietly.
-
-And the old adventurer, whose eyes had gazed upon so many and so
-foreign cities, was silent, seeing of a sudden that youth must have its
-day nor will be gainsaid.
-
- * * * * *
-
-But despite his triumphs, Gaveston was not completely satisfied. What
-did it all mean to _him_, this blazing, roaring Babylon? How was it all
-to fit into the intricate mosaic of _élan_ and _flair_ and _verve_ that
-made up the essential ffoulis. London and Oxford.… Oxford and London.…
-
-“They seem irreconcilable,” he whispered to himself one evening as he
-stood adream by the fountain in Piccadilly Circus, the high tide of
-humanity plashing in dusky waves about him.
-
-But were they?
-
-And with a touch of elfin phantasy all his own, he interchanged in
-his robust imagination the two sculptured monuments of these two
-irreconcilable cities, and hey presto!--below the monacal mullions
-of Wallace he perceived the ever-tiptoe Eros, aiming his darts
-with fatal strategy at the haunters of those mediæval shadows and
-destroying in a night an austerity that was the handiwork of unnumbered
-centuries--while here, round the transplanted Martyrs’ Memorial the
-flower-sellers would cease their raucousness, and the struggling
-painted crowd their Neronian debauchery, awed into silence before the
-steepling and pinnacled emblem of Oxford’s and England’s rejection of
-the Scarlet Woman of the Seven Hills.…
-
-“Vi’lets, sweet vi’lets … all fresh.… Buy a bunch, kind sir!” the
-shrill cockney voice had floated to his ears from the pedestal behind
-him.
-
-He threw the poor wretch a sovereign, and hurried over to Regent
-Street, fearing the embarrassing cordiality of her humble gratitude.[8]
-
- [8] Mr. Budd, when asked to record in his friends’ albums his
- favourite proverb, would always inscribe _Noblesse Oblige_.
- (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-But how was this evening, almost his last before term began, to be
-spent? He pondered a moment as he stood in the flare of the shouting
-sky-signs. What a day of rich and original imaginings it had been!
-Heedless of time, he had wandered round and round the Surrey Docks,
-watching the ships and the men of the ships. All afternoon his thoughts
-had set sail with those Levantine brigantines as they fared forth
-in silence down to the open sea, and had followed them to strange
-and hidden ports of Cathay and Samarkand; and in imagination he had
-charged their cavernous holds with who knows what marvellous cargoes of
-spikenard and julep, attar and bergamot, and with what heavy carven
-chests of teak and sandalwood, stuffed with the blinding glory of onyx
-and sard, of beryl and jacinth and peridot, of the girasole shining
-green in the sun and red in the moon, and the zircon which drives
-mad the Lybian antelopes that look upon it in the spring, of the wan
-crapawd, the cabochon and the obsidian, and with carcanets of sapphire
-and torques of purest spinel.…
-
-But was it safe thus to give free rein to his luxuriant imaginings?
-Might he not be too utterly original, too bizarre, thus wandering down
-paths of uncharted beauty until perhaps he find himself bemused and
-bemazed, lost to the kindly familiar realms of real life?
-
-He might, he reflected, he might. And he remembered how his mother had
-only taught him the simpler fairy tales, lest the magic lore should
-pervade his amazing imagination _too_ fully, and make of his very
-precocity a snare and a gin.
-
-And as he paced the crescent curve of Regent Street in these musings,
-he reached the Café Régale.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The Café Régale!
-
-To this door, of all doors, had Providence guided him that evening.
-Here surely was the answer that he sought from the mighty Sphinx! Here,
-if anywhere, might he find that perfect and subtle synthesis of Oxford
-and London, of London and Oxford!
-
-Of the Café and its inhabitants, and of its paramount significance in
-the life of our time, Gaveston had already heard much, and read more.
-Monty Wytham, most _rusé_ of the Mongoons, had lowered his voice in
-speaking of it one night in far-away Wallace. Bold must the spirit be,
-and heedless of bourgeois condemnation, to actually affront so perilous
-a haunt after dark!
-
-But Gaveston, though alone, was undismayed. Undeceived, true Londoner
-that he was, by the golden word
-
- NICHOLS
-
-emblazoned above the portal, he gave a determined push to the fateful
-revolving door. As its well-oiled sweep threw him into the fantastical
-lobby within, he reflected how often these very panels had revolved
-before the push of hands famous the world over for their cunning over
-marble and bronze, for the eloquent pens they wielded, for their
-intricate mastery of brush and easel, and of hands celebrated alas!
-only for their own manicured and expensive selves. How often indeed!
-But now it had known a new revolution! And he laughed at the unspoken
-quip as he walked towards the smoke-room.
-
-Gaveston pushed open the innermost swing-door, fully realizing that
-this was perhaps his most crucial entry since that first evening in
-Mongo’s room, and for a moment he stood there, not indeed in any
-uncertainty, but in conscious appraisal of the spectacle that met his
-eyes.
-
-A spectacle indeed!
-
-For lo! athwart a score of rococo mirrored walls the dazzling lights
-answered each other in optical strophe and antistrophe. Incredible
-perspectives of painted ceiling with moulded garlands of gold, were
-upheld by bowed, silent caryatides, about whose bare gilded breasts
-hovered voluptuously the dim blue smoke of scented cigarettes that rose
-incense-like from the worshippers of pleasure below. From the thronged
-marble tables rose the heady, deadly fumes of wine and drugs--a mad
-clinking of glasses--a fierce rattling of hypodermic syringes--a Babel
-of tongues--wild hectic laughter--an undercurrent of whispers of dark
-intrigue and nameless insinuation--and there was a stall where French
-novels were openly for sale.…
-
-“La Bohème!” he said instinctively to himself. But here reality had
-surely out-Murgered Puccini or Balfe.
-
-From one plush-covered seat, where half-a-dozen picturesque figures
-sat, men and women jowl by cheek, he caught the wildest of foreign
-oaths.
-
-“_Certes!_”
-
-“_Pardi!_”
-
-“_Je m’en f … de ce b … là!_”
-
-“_N … d’un n…!_”
-
-And many another untranslatable audacity that could only be conveyed by
-the vitriolic pen of a Zola or a Willy.
-
-From a table on his right came sinister mutterings.
-
-“But how _can_ he quit the country, Bill? D’you think there aren’t any
-’tecs at Dover Harbour?”
-
-“My G----! Harry, I wish I’d never touched the stuff!”
-
-Dope, no doubt, reflected Gaveston sadly.
-
-Farther over, near a respectable-looking door labelled GRILL ROOM, sat
-a group of hideous old satyrs playing, apparently, dominoes. But the
-deep ravages of time and disease had seared their absinthe-rotted faces
-too terribly for Gaveston to be deceived by their pretence of childish
-pastime, and he tiptoed discreetly over to see whether he might not
-catch some of their conversation, muffled though it obviously was.
-
-Yes, he could hear the raucous whispering of their broken English.
-
-“Oh, dere’s a market all right. And so I took seex of ’em at t’ree
-t’ousan’ francs--F.O.B., of course.”
-
-“F.O.B., of course,” nodded his accomplice with a smile, and Gaveston
-looked down at the couple, fascinated by their strange redolence of
-sin. What vileness, he wondered, were the old traffickers discussing in
-their thievish cabalistic slang?[9]
-
- [9] Mr. Budd’s sense of picturesque detail occasionally led
- him astray, though never more than is pardonable in a young
- novelist. As a close neighbour of the great industrial North of
- England, he would have been deeply interested to know that the
- gentlemen he here portrays in a somewhat sinister light are in
- reality the London representatives of two of the most prominent
- textile houses of Lille, a city which has been wittily (though
- not by Mr. Budd) described as the “Manchester of France.” (LIT.
- EXEC.)
-
-But his reflections were broken with an unexpectedness worthy of the
-scene. Suddenly he felt a hand touch his shoulder.
-
-Who could it be?
-
-He turned.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-GUERRILLA
-
-
-“Why, Monty!” he cried delightedly.
-
-For, yes, it was Monty Wytham, of all people! The fastest of the
-Mongoons!
-
-“You’re dining here, Gav?” asked the other with easy calm.
-
-“Why, of course, if you are.”
-
-“I always dine here.” Monty spoke with a certain solemnity.
-
-“I’d heard that, Monty, but I didn’t know whether----”
-
-“No,” smiled Monty, a little sadly. “People never _will_ believe the
-worst of me. That’s my tragedy, Gav.”
-
-“And they never believe the best of me,” said Gaveston. “That’s mine,
-you know.”
-
-“You’ll go down well in the Café, Gav. Your wit is so Gyp-like, _mon
-brave_.”
-
-“Well, oughtn’t we to dine together?” Gav asked.
-
-“Perhaps we ought: it seems an ideal combination somehow. We might
-work out a synthetic creed of the Best and the Worst,” he added over
-his shoulder, turning to lead the way towards the dining tables at the
-further end of the room.
-
-“It would pass the evening, at any rate.”
-
-“And it might amuse Raoul,” said Monty, rather tentatively.
-
-“Might it?”
-
-“Possibly. He needs amusing, especially just now, you know. But I
-forgot--you don’t know Raoul?”
-
-“Not from Wallace, is he?”
-
-“Heavens, no!” and Monty smiled. “Oh, he’s--well, I’ve known him about
-the smoke-room for years back.”
-
-Gaveston could scarcely have borne the tone of superiority in his
-friend’s voice had these words been uttered in less unfamiliar
-surroundings. But here Monty was evidently a _par excellence habitué_,
-and in the frankly Bohemian atmosphere, Gaveston was ready to make
-allowances.
-
-“I must introduce you then.”
-
-They had come to a corner table where a plump young man of twenty-two
-or twenty-three was seated, poring over the gilt-edged price-list.[10]
-As the pair stopped in front of him, he slowly raised his crisp, curly
-hair, and peered over the top of the card with the characteristic black
-beady eyes of a Frenchman.
-
- [10] Mr. Budd has employed an expressive anglicization of the
- customary but hackneyed “menu.” (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-“An Oxford friend of mine, Raoul,” said Wytham. “Mr. Gaveston ffoulis.
-Monsieur Raoul du Val.…”
-
-A queer prescience made Gaveston refrain from proffering his hand. He
-only bowed to the rising figure of Monty’s friend. Somehow that name
-seemed familiar … somehow.… Where could he have heard it? Had Uncle
-Wilkie got a new story? Or what was it?
-
-They sat down. A waiter hovered expectant. The _maître d’hôtel_ stood
-near by watching them, stroking his beard in his nervousness. Gav’s
-personality was compelling in the most unlikely surroundings.
-
-“This is my friend’s first dinner here, Raoul,” said Monty. “So I’d
-better leave it to you. You’re so good at ordering a dinner, you know.”
-
-And Gaveston remembered. Of course! Of course! Du Val! He saw again his
-mother’s eyelids fluttering under the lamps of the flitting Bayswater
-streets as the Rolls Royce purred through the foggy December morning
-only a few weeks ago. Poor Mums!
-
-Well, he would say nothing. But he could watch; it was a great
-opportunity. Perhaps he had been too filially swift in acquiescing so
-easily to his mother’s choice?
-
-“I must think it out carefully, then,” said du Val with a quick smile
-as he resumed his study of the card.
-
-“Do,” was Gaveston’s neatly ironic reply.
-
-And meantime, while du Val’s attention roved about the amazing dishes
-set forth for his choice, Monty did not hesitate to point out to
-Gaveston some few of the famous figures of this new and delirious world
-upon which he had now stumbled.
-
-“That’s Adolphus Jack, of course, and Aaron Einstein further over. And
-there’s little Chou-chou Wilkins: such a dear! She always wears those
-black earrings since she did in poor Boris Zemstvo after the Victory
-Ball--you remember.”
-
-Gaveston nodded. The ffoulises took pride in their knowledge of things
-_mondains_.
-
-“And behind Jack, who’s that?”
-
-“Oh, that’s the painter fellow, Tierra del Fuego--you know.”
-
-Gaveston nodded. He was calm, but it was profoundly moving to a man of
-his sensitive social perceptibilities thus to see gathered together
-in so small a space so many of the world’s master minds. Yet already
-his own personality was making itself felt. From the crowded tables he
-could hear murmurs of delighted surprise floating across.
-
-“_Qui est-ce qui que ça?_” came the gay inquiry of a marvellous
-_coquette_ whose wild _capriccii_ had been the _thème_ of every
-_boulvardier_ for _maint jour_.
-
-“_Kolossal! Ach, was für gemütlichkeit!_” came the guttural answer of
-her cavalier.
-
-“_Chout katinka petroushka!!_” muttered a famous Muscovite ikonographer
-in open-eyed admiration, and pointed a stubby forefinger towards
-Gaveston in his simple _moujik_ manner.
-
-“Ready yet, Raoul?” asked Monty, raising his voice to be audible above
-the veritable Babel of praising tongues.
-
-“It’s ze fish I’m puzzled about, Monty,” said du Val. “_Ortolans à la
-Milanaise_ are excellent here, but isn’t it just a shade early in the
-year to get zem at zeir best? A fisherman at Capri told me once that
-before February zey.…”
-
-But Gaveston did not listen to what the fisherman had said. This
-was enough for him. All he knew was that his mother simply hated
-_ortolans à la Milanaise_. (“So cloying, Gav dearest,” he remembered
-her wistful expression when he had suggested them once in Monte--or
-was it Mentone--and how the scented wind from the terrace had stirred
-his golden locks: he couldn’t have been more than four at the time.)
-No, this must be the test for Raoul du Val. If the fellow were really
-in love with poor Mums, he could not possibly eat _ortolans à la
-Milanaise_. And with stepfathers, reflected Gav, one cannot be too
-careful.
-
-“Well, let Gaveston decide,” said Monty, and there was a moment of
-pregnant silence.
-
-Gaveston smiled at his companions.
-
-“Do you like them, Monsieur du Val?” he asked, with every appearance of
-disinterestedness.
-
-“Passionately, Monsieur ffoulis,” replied the Frenchman.
-
-“I,” said Gaveston, “cannot eat them.” And after a pause he added,
-simply, “My mother hates them.”
-
-Du Val looked surprised.
-
-“But I zink we’ll risk zem, all ze same,” he said, and gave his order
-to the waiter.
-
-Instantly Gaveston beckoned to the _maître d’hôtel_.
-
-“Two telegraph forms and a sheet of carbon paper,” he ordered, with
-quiet, determined voice.
-
-“Certainly, sir.”
-
-They were brought.
-
-“You excuse me a moment,” said Gaveston, and, adjusting the carbon with
-his own hands, scribbled a few lines with his gold-mounted pencil.
-
-“Take this,” he said to the _maître d’hôtel_. “See that it’s sent off
-at once. Eighteen words--that’ll be one and sixpence. You can keep the
-change.” He handed him the topmost form, and the borrowed carbon paper,
-and folding up the duplicate placed it in his breast pocket.
-
-“And now let us proceed with the feast,” he said brightly, as the
-waiter set out the _hors d’œuvres_ on the table.
-
-The feast proceeded. The fate-laden _ortolans_ appeared in due course,
-and disappeared. Du Val was delighted with them, and invoked curses
-upon the foreboding Capriote, but Gaveston contented himself filially
-with a simple dish of cod. Whilst the party were dallying over the
-delicious _croûte-au-pot_ which du Val had chosen as a savoury, a
-broad-shouldered attendant struggled painfully up to their corner, now
-the cynosure of every eye,[11] bearing the marble top of a table.
-
- [11] The phrase is borrowed from the writings of J. Milton
- (1608-1674). (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-“For you, sir,” he gasped to Gaveston, who looked up with that
-indefinable air of one long bred to face the adulations of the public.
-The fellow held the table-top mirror-wise to the young man.
-
-What was his delight to see pencilled upon it three altogether
-admirable drawings of himself, profile, full-face and abstract, and
-signed each, with a few words of homage, by an artist whose slightest
-brushstroke was law. A simple, but touching, tribute.
-
-“More here, sir,” said another waiter, who bore manfully an even larger
-marble slab.
-
-Gaveston leaned forward. Yes, it was gratifying. Two poems were
-pencilled upon it, addressed to the beautiful stranger in the midst, a
-ballade by a poet whose name had been on every lip full thirty years
-agone, the other a _vers libre_, by one whose fame and fortune are safe
-for full thirty years to come.
-
-Turning, Gaveston smiled and waved a kindly gesture of gratitude to
-his admirers, and calmly stirred his coffee. The waiter bore off his
-precious burdens to the cloak-room.
-
-“You must have them packed up and sent down to Lady Penhaligon,”
-laughed Monty.
-
-Du Val started.
-
-“Lady Penhaligon!” he cried hoarsely, “Lady Penhaligon? And what may
-she be to you, sir?”
-
-A scene seemed inevitable, but the ffoulis tact came to save the
-terrifying situation.
-
-“My mother, sir,” Gaveston answered with quiet dignity. “My mother,” he
-repeated.
-
-Monty’s laugh had frozen when he grasped the position.
-
-“Then you … you … you are my stepson-to-be?” gasped the fortunate one
-of seven potentials.
-
-“Keep calm, sir, I beg,” said Gaveston sternly. “Let us have no scenes
-in so public a place.”
-
-“But you are, aren’t you?”
-
-“The relationship is unlikely,” Gav replied, with an oh! how
-characteristically faint smile. “My mother almost always follows my
-advice. Would you like to see it? Here it is.”
-
-And drawing from his pocket the duplicate telegram, he passed it to du
-Val.
-
- _Lady Penhaligon Grand Hotel Bournemouth try Spirella instead
- Du Val wont do passionately fond Ortolans letter follows Love
- Gav._
-
-Du Val grew sickly pale.
-
-“But it is nineteen words, Monsieur ffoulis. You said eighteen,” he
-ventured, but he assumed phlegm poorly.
-
-“Duval counts as one,” replied Gaveston frigidly.
-
-It was crushing.
-
-Ortolans … ortolans … the wretched fellow saw his life crashing about
-him, here in this gilded, glittering Palace of Pleasure.
-
-“Ze boat-train,” he muttered faintly as he rose. He rammed a
-broad-rimmed sombrero on his head and hurried from the Café.
-
-“Huh!” said Gaveston, looking at his wrist-watch. “He has still time.”
-And with no tremor of emotion he bade the waiter bring another Bronx.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-VOYAGE EN CYTHÈRE
-
-
-Outside the Café door, hard on midnight, Gaveston stood for a moment
-in delicious hesitation. There had, of course, been hours of dizzily
-brilliant talk as, one by one, the celebrities of pen and brush and
-chisel came forward to be presented. And Gaveston had triumphed,
-superbly. Somehow the evening and its experiences had made life more
-intricately beautiful, more complex in its manifold possibilities.
-Would he go back to the Albany by the Vigo Street entrance? Or would
-he rather walk abroad until dawn came, and then spend an hour in the
-cold, dim beauty of Covent Garden, watching the great wheeled wains
-of cauliflowers passing spectral through the morning mists? It was
-a prospect suddenly seductive in this new mood engendered by the
-marvellously _fin-de-siècle_ atmosphere of the gilded smoking-room.
-
-“’ullo, dearie!” he heard a timid quavering voice at his elbow.
-“Waitin’ for anybody in partic’lar?”
-
-He turned quickly.
-
-And the poor draggled little street-walker turned her starved, painted
-cheeks up to him under the hectic lamplight. A thin rain was drizzling
-down mercilessly.… A taxicab was cruising slowly along the edge of the
-pavement.… The street-lamps went on shining impassively.… The darkened
-houses towered above, secretly, ominously.… How long the night.… How
-cold the pavement of stone.…
-
-She laid her hand on his arm, wistfully a little, he thought.… Even
-in those world-weary features there was beauty left.… Something of
-graciousness and evanescent youth lingered still under the hard Cockney
-tang of her voice.… What history cowered beneath that monstrous masque
-of maquillage…?
-
-He would give much to know.…
-
-But afar off, as from some half-forgotten world, he seemed to hear the
-mellow, golden patterning of bells, bells weaving their intricate spell
-of beauty about another city than this dark Babel, a City of grave
-spires and a curving street and quiet immemorial lanes.…
-
-“No, _carissima_,” he smiled at her with the true ffoulis charm. “No.
-Your body is beautiful. But my soul is beautiful. We can never, never
-understand each other.”
-
-He expected to see this flotsam-flower of London shuffle off into the
-Suburran[12] darkness. But she answered:
-
- [12] Suburban? (LIT. EXEC.).
-
-“Oh, I say!” and there was petulance in her tone. “Don’t try to come
-that over _me_! Soma and psyche indeed! D’you think _I_ don’t know my
-Plotinus Arbiter? You can’t quote that stuff at this child. D’you read
-him too?”
-
-“Oh, off and on,” Gav replied.
-
-“Fancy that now! This _is_ a bit of luck. Oh, _we_ shall get on all
-right. You know Joseph de Maistre’s essay, of course?”
-
-“Which?” he asked guardedly. There might be some trap in this.
-
-“Oh, the Arbiter’s influence on the Transcendentalist poets--you know.”
-
-“Afraid I haven’t read it,” confessed Gav.
-
-“You haven’t missed much, _rum-ti-tum_, as Marie Lloyd used to sing,
-but I’ll lend it you if you’re keen. I say, you know,” she went
-on hurriedly, “I’d a bit o’ luck yesterday. You know that 1642
-edition--Amsterdam? Picked up a copy of that, tooled leather and all
-the woodcuts, but the back flyleaf just a bit soiled. Eight quid.
-Cheap, wasn’t it?”
-
-“He’s your favourite author, I suppose?” he ventured.
-
-“Was once, Mr. Inquisitive. No, I must say I’ve been rather off old Plo
-since the Bloomsbury push took him up so strong. I’m on the Hellenic
-tack now--Pelester of Chios, you know, and Xanthus the Younger, and the
-fragments of the Thracian papyrus that Bötzdorff edited--though I don’t
-think much of _his_ gloss, str--th I don’t.”
-
-“I must show you my Plotinus,” Gav broke in on her gathering
-enthusiasm. “It’s a fine copy. 1722, I think.”
-
-“My G--dn--ss! 1722! Printed at Venice, I s’pose: Palestrine fount
-and borders by Manucci.… I know the sort. Bless your innocent heart!
-_that’s_ no b----y good! Common as dirt, these are. If _that’s_ all
-you know about the Arbiter, you’re no good to me. So ta-ta, _caro
-incognito_!”
-
-She turned angrily on her heel.
-
-“But here!” he caught her by the sleeve. “Take this, I beg as a
-favour--a token to remember our little meeting.”
-
-Gaveston slipped from his finger the exquisite cameo of Cypriote
-turquoise that the old Duchesa da Chianti had bequeathed him, and
-quickly but tactfully wrapping it in a ten-pound note, he pressed it
-into her little quivering palm.[13]
-
- [13] See note, page 74. (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-She disappeared.
-
-Smiling gently at the amazing variegation of his metropolitan
-adventures, Gaveston crossed towards Vigo Street. Already a heartless
-shaft of madder light was sullenly annunciating the approach of yet
-another aenigmatick day. They had lingered talking a long time out
-there. And as he tore off his crumpled white waistcoat with impatient,
-smoke-stained fingers, he wondered suddenly about his father. There was
-a queer Quixotic strain in him, he felt, that surely did not come from
-the ffoulises.
-
-But he grew tired, and, drawing the too transparent dimity curtains
-tighter against the dawn, he leapt into bed. And through the fitful
-dreams that so often attend sunlight sleep, there flitted furtively the
-ill-matched figures of his mother and the mysterious wanton, confused
-in a sinister identity beyond all possibility of disentanglement.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-JOSS AND REREDOS
-
-
-Next afternoon, when Gaveston saw the prosaic mass of Paddington loom
-up before him, it seemed to his bewitched imagination a sudden gateway
-into past centuries of enchantment. The sirens of automobiles sang
-discordantly, flags frenetically waved, signals symbolically dropped,
-guards swung athletically on to their vans. Gathering daemonic impetus
-as it went, the 2.35 moved out Oxfordwards, and Gaveston, leaning back
-in the comfortably upholstered first-class compartment, fingered the
-unopened copy of the _University Gazette_ which he had chosen from the
-bookstall’s alluring variety.
-
-Now if ever was the moment to face his future, and rough-shape it like
-a man! He was alone: Hekla, of course, had seen to that before the
-cerise Rochet-Schneider had whirled him to the historic terminus. Good
-old Hekla!
-
-And so his musefulness was undisturbed as he gazed contemplatively out
-upon the Thames-beribboned landskip. Afar off he could discern the
-glaucous billows of the Chilterns rolling up from the plain, flecked
-here and there with leafless hedgery, and the hiemal beech-clumps of
-Pruneley and Greatstock Major. In the middle distance, placid and
-content, the fickle weathercocks gleamed in the faint blue smoke of
-half-a-hundred hidden villages, and in the foreground the flocculent
-cumuli were mirrored in the shining expanse of water-meadows,
-their erstwhile lushery now o’erflowed by the meandering floods of
-Januarytide. Over all drooped a sombre baldacchino of slate-coloured
-sky.
-
-“Gauguin,” he murmured appreciatively. “Pure Gauguin!”[14]
-
- [14] Mr. Budd enjoys the rare distinction of having spelt this
- painter’s name correctly in a first novel. (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-He looked again.
-
-“But English,” he went on. “Oh, ludicrously English … most
-distressingly English.…” And, first sign of the potent influence which
-these London days and London nights had wrought upon his sensibilities,
-he jerked down the blind, to shut out the exasperating familiarity of
-that fugacious country-side.
-
-He knew of a certainty that he had not yet exhausted the surprises
-prepared for him by Destiny. There had been fairies at his christening
-(in St. James’s, Piccadilly). And now the memories of that
-unforgettable night at the Régale were drumming in his veins like some
-insidious and urgent poison. A new consciousness was dawning upon him,
-and he gazed on its unfolding contours, like stout Darien in the
-sonnet, in the mute silence of amazement.
-
-Recovering himself, “New term, new life,” he murmured neatly. And the
-train picked up the rhythm of the words as it rolled relentlessly
-onwards.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-That evening Gaveston sat alone in his room, amusedly aware that in
-another Gothic chamber an eager assemblage of Mongoons were gulping
-their barley-water in tenterhooked anticipation of his momently
-arrival. But far different were his thoughts from what those polished
-Philistines would have expected in their hero.
-
-Sipping in carefully calculated rotation glasses of _crême de cacao_
-and _vodka_ and _mavrodaphne_--somehow the interblend of their hues and
-aromas seemed that night to chime in tune with the interplay of his
-own emotions--Gaveston was planning the redecoration of his rooms and
-his personality. “Each mirrors the other,” he reflected sagaciously.
-And a becoming blush illumined his cheeks as he realized how insular
-and barbarian his life had been so far, despite that long childhood of
-foreign _table d’hôtes_--how English and ingenuous, despite the many
-stories long current in Society of his authentic artistic temperament.
-
-“Myths!” he cried aloud. “Myths!”
-
-And with a sort of dull despair he thought how poorly read he really
-was, how Philistinish the stuff that had so long delighted him--Hope
-and Hay, Haggard and Merriman, Doyle and Dell.
-
-“_Zut!_” as he had heard a voice say in the Régale.
-
-And what a gallery of pictures was his! He looked round his walls with
-eyes very aghast. Those photogravures that had been his pride! _Love
-Locked Out_ and _The Laughing Cavalier_ and _Dante’s Meeting With
-Beatrice_--Watts--Meissonier--Rossetti. _Quel galère_ indeed.…
-
-And just at that moment David Paunceford rushed in, his eyes atwinkle,
-his Norfolk jacket flying open in his boyish haste to see his friend,
-and tell him, pell-mell, of vacation exploits in the Oberland and
-glorious skiing races up the Cresta run. For a moment he hardly
-realized that his zest was not _à propos_ to Gaveston’s mood.
-
-“But anyway,” he was saying, “we’ve all planned to go back to
-Interlaken next Christmas and we’ve booked our rooms at the Excelsior
-and you’ve simply _got_ to come too, Gav--oh! but you can’t imagine how
-jolly it all is, that topping glow all over you after a good tumble on
-the bob-run!”
-
-But something in Gaveston’s eye checked his rushing words.
-
-“We have souls, David Paunceford,” said Gaveston.
-
-He replenished his own three glasses, and handed David the whisky
-decanter. “At least, I have,” he continued.
-
-There was a pregnant pause. David emptied his tumbler, buttoned up his
-jacket, and came down the familiar staircase. With no eyes for the
-evasive beauty of the college chapel, its buttresses and architraves
-now luteously entwined with wreathes of yellow fog, he crossed the
-dusk-filled quadrangle towards Mongo’s lighted window, puzzled a
-little.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-What days of rich imaginings these were that now came for Gaveston in
-this Lenten term! How glad and mad and bad it all was! How crowded
-these weeks where bizarrerie vied with bizarrerie and whimsey with
-whimsey!
-
-First there were books to be bought, were there not? Yes, and bound
-too in silks and skins marblings fitted to their strangely varying
-contents. And from the gloomy recesses of Chaundy and the mediæval
-crypts of Gadney, he brought forth sets of Harland and Crackenthorpe,
-and all the fascinating chronicles of Sherard and Douglas, Ransome and
-Crosland, in whose controversial lore he soon became an adept. His
-shelves bent beneath the crowding volumes of Johnson and Davidson and
-Dowson and the rarer reprints of the Yellow Book, and soon all the
-erudition of the Symonses (John Addington and Arthur), was mastered
-by the young neophyte. And at the last, impatient of so much heavy
-insularity, he added to his arcana the Oriental canticles of Masoch,
-the infamous Lesbia’s archipelagian lyrics, the voluptuous and
-untranslatable masterpieces of Maeterlinck and Le Gallienne.
-
-Assiduously too he collected obscure texts from the Silver Age of
-every tongue, and the declining decades of every century yielded him
-their rich harvests of perverse and curious fruits. He delighted,
-for instance, to pore over the Forty-Seven Books of the Eroticks of
-Kottabos the Syracusan. Recumbent upon a score of Liberty cushions, and
-meshed in the twining thuriferal fumes of musk and attar and patchouli,
-Gaveston would ponder upon the corrupt and fetid beauty of the
-Sicilian’s style, so perfect in its diliquescence that it might almost,
-he thought, have lain undredged down all these centuries in the green,
-aqueous silence of some Mediterranean sea-cavern, encrusted by the
-scum of putrescent molluscs, nibbled by creatures that fantastically
-goggled, and spawned upon by medusas with transparent tentacular heads.
-And he remembered how the unique manuscript had been snatched from the
-flames of fire-doomed Alexandria by the monks of Santa Frustrata in
-Abyssinia, and lay long concealed in their dove-shaped reliquary of
-scented cedar-wood, until ’twas ravished from them at the sword’s point
-by a Borgia, who sought it for the hands of a certain courtesan of
-Ephesus, and how she, after the fashion of her kind, had bartered it
-for sables and mummia to a Jew merchant from Novgorod, and how through
-his trafficking it came to the stockaded palace of the Great Cham of
-Tartary and thence to the conquering Mpret of Kamschatka. It had later
-been published in more accessible form by a Mr. Leonard Smithers.
-
-But he began to find a terrifying loneliness in his research for the
-strange and beautiful. At first, on wet afternoons when his football
-or hockeystick could not be brought out from his cupboard, David would
-sometimes steal up to Gav’s room, to drink a glass of Russian tea or
-smoke a rose-tipped cigarette. But the old intimacy was gone. Always
-when he came, David would find the black and silver curtains drawn, and
-the room lighted tremulously by seven candles of green aromatic wax
-upheld by a Cellinesque Priapus of verdescent bronze.
-
-“Why should I let daylight in, David?” Gaveston responded to his manly
-remonstrances. “It only stifles the imagination.”
-
-“And fresh air?” queried David with astonishment.
-
-“Only chills,” came the pointed reply. And Gaveston turned to the
-table heaped high with the rarest etchings of Bakst and Barribal and
-Beardsley, and resumed his task of passepartouting these sinuous
-Salomes and fat-fingered Fanfreluches.… After that, David came no more.
-
-But one morning, shortly before six, he was hurrying down the
-slumberous Woodstock Road, returning from an early bathe at Marston
-Ferry. Past him hastened a gaunt figure, spare and ascetic, but
-unmistakably distinguished; in the deep earth-bound eyes shone the
-glow of an inner fire, and from the wrist dangled a simple rosary of
-pearls and a neat scapular of plain design; the lips muttered. In the
-uncertain light of the February morning, David had difficulty in
-recognizing that once familiar and friendly form.
-
-But yes! It was! It was!
-
-“Gaveston!” he cried out, almost involuntarily, so great was his
-surprise. “Where on earth are you off to at this time?”
-
-But Gaveston (for such it was) did not stop.
-
-“Terce,” he called back over his shoulder. “I’m late.” And through the
-morning mists he hurried towards the distant spire of SS. Protus and
-Hyacinth. David stood for a moment watching his retreating figure, and
-wondering, as was his wont, what new notes were now being tested in the
-inexhaustible gamut of Gaveston’s soulstrings.
-
-Well might he wonder, for apace discovery was following on discovery,
-vista too upon vista.…
-
-Gaveston had been brought up (it was his mother’s pride) a strict
-Church of Englander. Lady Penhaligon, although no bigot, had seen
-to that, and Sunday after Sunday in his earlier childhood they had
-punctually repaired to St. George’s, Hanover Square (it held so many
-poignant associations for her, she always wept a little when the solemn
-banns were read). And during their foreign journeyings, too, they had
-always sought out the Anglican places of worship with which the nicer
-towns of the Continent are so liberally endowed. All four Anglican
-churches at Cannes knew them well; together they had enjoyed the
-Christmas sermons of the chaplains at Siena and Seville and Shepheard’s
-Hotel; and Gav indeed had been confirmed in the Hôtel Ritz-Carlton at
-Trouville by the Bishop of North-Western Europe. Small wonder, then, if
-he had almost instinctively come to regard religion as a Sunday habit
-of the English, like Yorkshire pudding or cold supper. But now the
-Establishment in its wider aspects had dawned upon his receptive soul.
-The assistant sacristan of SS. Protus and Hyacinth smiled companionably
-to him as he passed into the dim doorway.
-
-“Tallis in G to-morrow, Mr. ffoulis,” he said.
-
-“Splendid,” said Gav. “I shan’t fail you.”
-
-And, murmuring a few decades to St. Gilbert of Sempringham and Blessed
-Thomas Plumtree, whose _festas_ fell during that octave, he reached his
-accustomed _prie-dieu_.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-How delightful these early mornings were! After long vigils of sombre
-brooding over the invaluable histories of Messrs. H. Jackson and
-Muddiman, how champagne-like was the crisp dry air of an Oxford dawn
-as he hurried out the Woodstock Road! How infinitely gracious he found
-the liturgical rhythms of terce and none after debauching his soul all
-night with deep draughts of the fierce decadent prose of Huysmans or
-Hichens!
-
-And then there would be the walk homewards from SS. Protus and Hyacinth
-in the flush of full dawn with his undergraduate fellow-worshippers,
-as far at any rate as the gates of Keble College. Soon he made close
-friends from among the “P. and H. push,” as they were irreverently
-nicknamed in the non-ecclesiastical circles of Wallace, and Gaveston
-became an active, but never pushing, member of several of the many
-societies which, in slightly varying combinations, they formed--the
-Athanasian Club, for instance, and the Syro-Chaldean Society, the
-O.U.C.U., and the O.S.C.U., and the O.E.C.U., and the In Saecula
-Saeculorum. On these walks he got to know dear John Minns, of Keble,
-the man who knew all there was to be known about the Eurasian use of
-the amice prior to the Tridentine decrees, and good old John Thoms, of
-Keble, who had once tracked down a little country church in Suffolk
-where, in accordance with an old Gallican rite, the vicar wore a
-maniple with its ends cut obliquely!
-
-What fun it all was!
-
-There was John Jones too, of Keble, with his huge giglamp spectacles
-and fast-thinning hair, famed among the P. and H.’ers as a raconteur,
-who, if carefully primed, could sometimes be induced to tell his
-glorious story of the thurifer that simply _would_ not light.… And
-Jones it was who, during these amazing weeks, became Gaveston’s
-especial friend.
-
-True, Gav’s Etonian blood never took altogether kindly to John’s
-somewhat provincial manners, but erudition, he reflected, is thicker
-than etiquette, and the close bonds of common pieties united them.
-Together they would wander off to unvernacular and illegal services
-in clandestine seminaries and remote rebellious rectories. Together
-they would count up the ceremonial points of every church in the
-overchurched city; but where John could find but seven, Gaveston was
-seldom content with less than nine. Together too they addressed their
-every activity to saints that no other Anglicans had ever heard of,
-and St. Domenico Theotocopuli and the Bienheureux Stanislas Beulemans
-were the familiar patrons of their collegiate activities; whilst buying
-flowers, they invoked St. Rose of Lima, and sitting down to a meal they
-called upon St. Francis of Borgia to protect them from poisoning; red
-letter days were given in their Kalendar to St. Veep and St. Deusdedit,
-and for help in composing their tutorial essays they would put up many
-a candle to St. John of Beverley; against the danger of madness they
-called in friendly unison upon Santa Maria Maddalena degli Pazzi, and
-mayhap it was their gladsome veneration of King Charles (the First and
-Martyr) that first turned Gaveston’s mind toward the political career
-which a twelvemonth later was to startle all Oxford.…
-
-But somehow the P. and H.’ers did not all seem to take kindly to the
-æsthetic side of Gaveston’s remarkable personality. For a ffoulis it
-was easy to see life steadily and see it whole, but for a Minns or a
-Jones there seemed to be a curious difficulty in reconciling _Dorian
-Gray_ with _The Ritual Reason Why_. It was a bagatelle for Gaveston
-to haste across the road from a protracted tea-party at Pembroke with
-the leading Oxford authority on dalmatics to a gay picnic supper at
-Christ Church, where dancing in pyjama costume would be varied with
-caviare and liqueurs. Each party would rightly acclaim him as the most
-enthusiastic and daring spirit present.
-
-“He’s superbly High,” the one host would say as he left.
-
-“He’s so gloriously low, my dears,” the next would proudly whisper.
-
-And both loved him.
-
-But an end had to come. As term drew to its close, Gaveston saw that
-he had extracted all that either set could give him, and he planned a
-glorious symposium of both of his sets for the last day of term. John
-Jones warned him, in honest manly fashion, that he was attempting the
-impossible. But Gaveston’s mind was made up.
-
-“No, John,” he argued. “This term must end in glowing
-magnificence--benedictionally--come what may. Life, as they say at
-Brasenose, must burn with a hard gem-like flame. Besides, it’s an Ember
-day.”
-
-And John was persuaded to distribute the invitations in Keble.
-
-It was a lunch party. Gaveston spared no pains in arranging the
-function; and they were needed, for it had to make its appeal to the
-divergent tastes of all his guests. Six of them were to come on from
-the Blessing of the Embers at the newly consecrated Uniate Orthodox
-chapel, affiliated to the mother-church of SS. Protus and Hyacinth, and
-the remaining half-dozen were to join the party after a breakfast-dance
-(domino or _poudré_ optional) at the Carlton Club. Gav himself
-compromised by attending Wallace chapel, but, a scrupulous host, he
-could not trust the Wallace buttery to provide the viands for such a
-party. He went in person to Buol’s to order a collation.
-
-“For one o’clock exactly,” he insisted to the astonished caterer. “And
-remember--the Byzantine touch in everything.”
-
-The famous Swiss remembered. That luncheon was the talk of Oxford for
-many a day.
-
-It deserved its fame. The _décor_ of Gaveston’s room, of course, was a
-technical masterpiece that an S. Diaghilev or a B. Dean might well have
-envied. The richly figured curtains were closely drawn. The air was
-pregnant with frankincense and chypre. The apartment was delicately
-illuminated, partly by a score of nightlights floating in tall Venetian
-glasses abrim with many-hued liqueurs, partly too by the votive tapers
-that always burned before Gav’s private altar of St. Symphorosa and his
-veiled image of Astarte Mammifera of the Kabbalists.
-
-“Wear which you like!” said the charming host to his arriving guests,
-giving them their choice of kimono or cowl. Some chose one, others the
-other, but his forethought was appreciated by all.
-
-So too was the rich repast. And when its seven finely modulated courses
-were over, Gaveston handed round an exquisite pouncet-box of rather
-late Sienese design. Pointing to the two divisions of its elegant
-interior, he offered his happy guests their choice.
-
-“Caramels or _coco_?” he asked with a hospitable gesture, and soon the
-party was in the fullest swing.
-
-When the merriment was at its height, Gaveston rose abruptly
-and recited in poignant _tremolo_ tones two litanies of his own
-composition, both of haunting beauty and addressed to Satanas Athanatos
-and the Blessed Curé d’Ars respectively. The severed heads of vermilion
-poppies were thrown lavishly over the recumbent guests, who, chewing
-them appreciatively, were soon transformed into new De Quincies. And
-suddenly, from a curtained recess, stole out the sombre, blood-curdling
-strains of Sibelius’ Vale Triste and Rachmaninov’s Prelude. The eerie
-witchcraft of the concealed gramophone, exacerbating their nerves, made
-repose intolerable, and soon half the party was afoot, swinging in
-frantic rhythms between the voluptuous divans in the mad inebriation of
-the dance.
-
-“_Après nous le déluge!_” cried the host, in a tone that seemed to defy
-both Paradise and Limbo, and ecstasy followed ecstasy in orgiastic
-sequence.
-
-At last the party dispersed, half fearful perhaps lest some anti-climax
-should end the lengthening afternoon. In merry groups the guests went
-their ways, to meditative teas in Keble or in Magdalen.
-
-Gaveston was left alone.
-
-With a wry smile he looked round the dishevelled room. Yes, it was
-over. A phase had been accomplished. It had all been marvellous beyond
-words, rich beyond dreams, but still … but still.… Something had always
-seemed missing from all the mysticism and all the revelry.… Oh, if only
-David had been there to share it all!
-
-The room was growing darker now. One by one the nightlights were
-guttering wearily out in the _crême de menthe_ and the _advokaat_, and
-St. Symphorosa herself could hardly be distinguished from Astarte.
-The scent of bergamot was grown a little musty, and the divans were
-sprinkled with spilt cocaine and melting caramels.
-
-“Now it must end,” he said firmly. Brusquely he pulled aside the heavy
-curtains and flung open the long-rusted windows. For a moment he gazed
-out across the quadrangle to where a fretted pinnacle was balancing a
-stripling moon. Then he turned to his door.
-
-“Perkins!” he cried down to the scout’s pantry. “Perkins! Come up and
-pack my things at once. I go down to-night.”
-
-It was a day early.
-
-But nothing could surprise Perkins now.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-HALLALI
-
-
-So passed the rich pageantry of Gaveston’s second term, and once again
-he was speeding through the sun-washed river-meadows towards the vast
-smoky antre of Paddington. While the train curved grandly through
-beautiful Maidenhead, he took out his pocket-book, a slim wallet of
-polished eftskin which the Contadina da Chiesa had given him, with
-her coronet set in sapphires in one corner, as an Eastertide gift. He
-unfolded a letter on thick mauve notepaper.
-
- _Villa des Grues,
- Route des Rastaquouères,
- Monico._
-
- _Valentine’s Day._
-
- _Gav dear,--I feel my health coming back to me. The doctor is
- a Frenchman. Don’t you find beards rather attractive? Becky
- Stein is in the next villa and we’ve been seeing such a lot
- of your friend Belijah and the Dick-Worthies--you remember
- them in the old days, don’t you, Wertheim they were then? Son
- Altesse is also in residence. I love this place, except for the
- pigeon-shooting. What a terrible radical you must think I am!_
-
- _Love from your poor old_
-
- _MOTHER_.
-
- _Spi is a perfect companion and does so want to meet you, he
- says. He’s so grateful to you, you know. Why not come and join
- us. I saw the Princess de Levi-Malthusi in the Rooms. She was
- in ermine and did you know she was dear Joey Rosenbaum’s first
- wife? We have a lot in common. I forget when Cambridge breaks
- up? Excuse blots, dear._
-
-Gav folded up the letter meditatively. How familiar its Ambre perfume
-was to him! All the dear memories of childhood were delicately
-impregnated with its haunting scent, and from his snug first-class
-carriage now thundering through Hayes he was borne on the magic drugget
-of its subtle associations to Aix and Montreux and Harrogate and
-Nauheim and--but scarce a spa of Western Europe that had not once been
-his boytime’s playground.
-
-But the vacation? A certain weariness crept over his usually flamboyant
-imagination as he pondered its possibilities. The Riviera? No: he hated
-all that chromatic monotony: the sky was blue and so was the sea,
-and the trees were simply green. And then there was all that cruel
-publicity of press photographers. Decidedly he must find some less
-unvariegated _paesaggio_, a land with waters of chrysoprase and topaz
-trees and, hanging dome-like over all, a firmament of purest jargoon.
-And through the enchanted pathways of his mind flitted vividly a
-processional of marvellous cities--Modane and Vallorbe and Hendaye,
-Domodossola, Bobadilla the beautiful, which no traveller in fair Iberia
-can leave unvisited, and Poggibonsi with its very name drenched in dear
-romance.…
-
-PADDINGTON! And the blue-and-gold Renault awaiting him.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-He passed a quiet evening in the Albany (Uncle Wilkie had slipped over
-to Ostend for the spring races) and next morning found him out and
-about in Jermyn Street, still undecided, but toying gracefully with a
-beautiful idea.
-
-“Do you know Calypso’s isle, Prospero’s principality?” he asked
-the favoured hairdresser to whom he entrusted himself for daily
-face-massage. “One lies there, you know, on banks of moly, and eats,
-in lieu of the lotus, the ’khàsscheesh of blank oblivion and the snowy
-powder of the χοχαινὴ.”
-
-“Yes, m’sieur,” said the barber absently.
-
-“Good,” said Gav. “My favourite emperor and my favourite novelist both
-elected it as a dwelling-place.”
-
-“I read much of Victor Hugo myself, sir,” said the barber, removing a
-steaming towel.
-
-“No, no. I meant Capri, not Herm.”
-
-“Quite, m’sieur,” said the barber, applying another.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Pleased with the incident, Gav tipped the fellow with characteristic
-_bravura_, and commenced his daily _emplettes_, as he did not hesitate
-to call them. That morning saw him in all the most exclusive shops
-in Town. Perfume he bought in Victoria Street and jewels in the busy
-Strand; the choice of some new hats kept him for a while in Holborn,
-but soon he was browsing among the bookshops of Villiers Street. At
-Owen’s (lest he decide upon Afric adventures) he ordered tropical
-silks, and (against his wooing the icy mountains of Greenland) he chose
-marvellous furs at Moss Bros. Extenuate at long last with so much
-purchasing, he refreshed himself with a light luncheon at one of his
-clubs, the Times Book, and then taxied to his favourite Turkish Bath,
-situated, like his barber, in Jermyn Street.
-
-And here, in the equatorial mists of this sumptuous haunt, chance was
-to decide for him where and how the vacation was to be spent.
-
-For while reclining in the innermost _sudatorium_, as with a flash
-of his scholarly and sophisticated wit, he called it, he began,
-naturally enough, to fashion and recite aloud a poem inspired by his
-extraordinary Oriental surroundings. Full of the mysterious fascination
-of the immemorial East, the words fell true and rounded from his lips,
-like far-off bells sounding in intricate cadence.
-
- _“How honey-sweet thy waters, O Khara-kharoum, how long_
- _And lingering my broken years_
- _That drain this cup of exile tears_
- _Far from thy cool delights, Khara-kharoum,_
- _In Youmadong!”_
-
-He paused at that plaintive drop in the rhythm of this first _ghazel_,
-when suddenly a flute-like voice whispered through the steam.
-
-“Omar reincarnate!” he heard in tones of passionate admiration.
-
-Gav was silent.
-
-“But let that voice resume,” said the delighted interruptor. And just
-then the veiling vapour lifted a little, and Gaveston was able to
-introduce himself to his hitherto invisible auditor.
-
-“I’m Gaveston ffoulis, of Wallace.”
-
-“And I,” said the other, “am Vivian Cosmo, St. Mary’s.”
-
-Gaveston was thrilled.
-
-“Is that the face that launched a thousand boats,” he quoted.
-
-And the other made response with an answering thrill.
-
-“And burnt the hopeless town of Ilium.”
-
-It was an introduction, Gav felt, worthy of brother poets, and the
-friendship thus romantically born of vapour and song was not slow to
-mature. That same evening Lord Vivian Cosmo took him to dinner in the
-George Augustus Sala room at Kettner’s.
-
-“Here,” he said, “linger the last enchantments of the yellow ages.”
-Gaveston relished to the full the fascination of the famous peer.
-
-“Take an olive,” murmured Vivian, putting away his tiny gold-mounted
-lip-salve, “and tell me how our Alma Mater is standing the ravages of
-this twentieth century.”
-
-Gaveston took one, and told him. He had by now gathered that his new
-friend had already gone down some not inconsiderable time. Lord Vivian
-hardly looked so youthful as he had in that uncertain vaporous light
-underneath Jermyn Street, but still--the _bortsch_ was excellent, and
-the skilful host had ordered a _cuve_ of champagne, _Veuve Amiot_ of
-course.
-
-“Leave your _langouste_,” he went on, “and describe your friends.”
-
-Gaveston left it, and described them. The _escaloppes d’agneau_ gave
-place to some _épitaphes d’andouilles_ which justified their name.
-
-“Taste your _sorbet_,” said Vivian. They were on terms of Christian
-names by now. “And give me your thoughts on women.”
-
-Gaveston tasted it, and gave them. Seldom, he thought, had anyone found
-him quite so interesting.
-
-“Have another liqueur, Gavvy, and let me take you to Paris.”
-
-Gavvy had it, and let him.
-
- * * * * *
-
-“We ought to have flown across,” said Lord Vivian a trifle petulantly,
-as he closed the door of their state-room on the Calais packet.
-
-“I like the Channel,” said Gaveston. “I should hardly believe I were
-abroad unless I first had that faint emetic odour of engine oil on the
-boat.”
-
-“Delightful phantast!” laughed the peer. “But you’d be beautiful
-beyond even my dreams, Gav, suspended in the air betwixt the two most
-wonderful cities of the world. Not Gaveston, but Ganymede!”
-
-The brilliant pair exchanged their fascinating _ripostes_ throughout
-the journey. As soon as the white perfidious cliffs above Dover faded
-from their sight, they naturally fell into the French tongue. Both of
-course were perfect scholars in that languorous language: Vivian in
-fact was a past master of idiom: and both preferred when in _la belle
-France_ (as they wittily called it) to be taken for natives of that
-vivacious and volatile country.
-
-“_Est-ce que vous avez Français sang?_” asked Lord Vivian when he first
-realized how remarkable his young friend’s accent was.
-
-“_Qui sait?_” Gav had replied enigmatically.
-
-And so, what with _esprit_ and _persiflage_, _conte_ and shrug, it did
-not seem long ere the ambient vault of the Gare de Lyons had overarched
-their arrival with its Rhadamanthine gloom.
-
- * * * * *
-
-And then followed a passionate sequence of sleepless nights and sleepy
-days, while they visited all that there was of wicked and unvisited
-in the _Ville Lumière_, from multitudinous Montmartre to the quaint
-Quartier Latin, from Batignolles to Passy, from Nord to Sud. Where no
-other English had ever dared to penetrate, Vivian and Gaveston were
-often seen. The _Comédie Française_ and the _Folies Bergères_ grew
-to know them well, and thence they would pass from _café_ to _café_
-and _bouillon_ to _bouillon_, savouring a wild succession of the most
-Parisian of _apéritifs_--Dubonnet and Byrrh, Maggi and Thermogene,
-and in the very darkest of the _cabarets_ of Montparnasse “_les deux
-Anglais_” became a familiar patchword.[15]
-
- [15] A blot on Mr. Budd’s MS. here makes it doubtful whether
- this should not read “watchword,” “catchword,” or even
- “patchwork.” (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-But so hectic a life could hardly last. Although they ate their meals
-in the _chic_est restaurants, and their hotel was the largest and most
-replete with _les conforts home_ in all the Gay City, Gaveston found
-himself beset with _ennui_. He felt very surely that a chapter in his
-life was drawing to a close; new interests would soon be clamorous for
-treatment. Besides, what had originally enchanted him in his companion
-now began to fray his nerves. It was distressing to find that Lord
-Vivian’s only idea of conversation was to ask questions. At last he
-felt driven to force a scene.
-
-“_Dans la longue course_,” complained Gav one morning over their
-_chocolat_, “_la luxure devient fatiguante_.”
-
-Lord Vivian looked at him not without anxiety, and turned the talk on
-to other lines.
-
-“_Vous manquez vos âgés amis à Oxford?_” he asked.
-
-“_Possiblement_,” Gaveston’s voice was cutting.
-
-“_Quel est votre chef ami à Oxford?_”
-
-“_Réellement, je ne connais pas._”
-
-“_S’il vous plaît, dites à moi_,” Lord Vivian implored.
-
-“_Vous me faites fatigué. Vous êtes trop curieux._”
-
-The nobleman was touched to the quick.
-
-“_Je pensais que vous me trouviez très plaisant_,” he said.
-
-“_Non à tout_,” was Gaveston’s answer. He was horribly bored, and
-could not restrain himself from telling his host so. “_Vous me forez
-terriblement._” And so they parted.
-
-But Gaveston soon recovered his mastery of English.
-
-[Illustration: “NON À TOUT,” WAS GAVESTON’S ANSWER]
-
-
-
-
-BOOK II
-
-APEX
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-ἘΚΛΟΓΟΣ
-
-
-A fresh determination, a renewed conviction of his destiny, filled
-Gaveston to overflowing when he returned to Oxford at April’s end. This
-term, he decided, was to be a revelation. He would at last show Oxford
-what Oxford really should be.
-
-And that was not what was generally supposed, he thought, turning
-over in his mind the various attitudes which existed. That of the
-dons, for instance (except, perhaps, Mongo), and that of the miserable
-exhibitioners and demies and postmasters in the less significant
-colleges: they, poor bats and moles, thought of Oxford as a place of
-learning!
-
-“How provincial!” Gav laughed aloud. What did _they_ learn with their
-concepts and their paradigms, their statutes and their algebra? He
-knew that in a se’nnight he lived more than they in all their pitiful
-existence. Three years of profitless study, one week of examination,
-and fifty years of the Civil Service, or, equally pathetic, of the
-mumbling, vegetable senescence of tutor or of don!
-
-Was that Life?
-
-Or the rowing men? What of them, denying themselves half the pleasures
-of Youth and doubling their consumption of steak in their pettifogging
-pursuit of that emptiest of honoraria, a blue? They were on a righter
-track, to be sure, but what a motive! And what an unconsciousness!
-
-“Is one young more than once?” Gav would often enquire in soliloquial
-mood.
-
-And the spring breezes, wandering over from the quickening woods and
-copses of Wolvercote, heavy with the drowsy scents of hawthorn and
-maids’-morrow and beggar-my-neighbour, would always answer “No!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-A break with the past, then, there must be. And Gaveston decided that
-David would be the best confidant for his great discovery. True,
-the old friends had lost touch with each other a little during the
-feverishly brilliant passage of Gav’s last few months, but it was not
-hard to pick up the unravelled skein of so close an affection.
-
-Up the stone stairs of the turret staircase like a whirlwind, and Gav
-burst tempestuously into David’s room. He was reading quietly by the
-casement window.
-
-“What’s the book, David?” he asked.
-
-“Baudelaire, Gav,” said David solemnly.
-
-“Oh, that’s all rot!” cried Gaveston with a peal of fresh springlike
-laughter. And, seizing the exquisitely bound volume of the famous
-French _symboliste_, he pitched it far out into the quad. The
-affrighted rooks cawed and wheeled round it. “Just about fit for
-them!” laughed Gav.
-
-But poor David was puzzled.
-
-“You gave it me yourself, Gavvy,” he said reproachfully.
-
-“Ages and ages ago, David.”
-
-“It was only----”
-
-“Now listen, boy! That’s dead, that world. We’ve done with being
-decadent and _fin de siècle_ and all that. Now we’re going to be
-_commencement de siècle_. All that London can give, we have got. Paris
-holds no secrets for us.”
-
-He raised his hands in the attitude of a Corinthian statue of Apollo of
-the best period as he went on, the spring in his voice, the morning sun
-flaming on his hair.
-
-“We must have done, David, with the fescennine dimness of artificial
-things. We must be Pagan now, but Pagan in a new way--savage faun-like
-creatures, lithe and blithe and primitive, we shall cease to be the
-jaded votaries of the perverse and we shall hurl inexorably down our
-grinning unbelieved-in idols!”
-
-“Good,” interrupted David impulsively. “And how do we start?”
-
-“We must free our bodies and our souls,” Gav went on, never at a loss.
-“We’ll give rein to our instincts and we’ll hire a punt.”
-
-“Yes, let’s!” cried David, ablaze with god-touched enthusiasm.
-
- * * * * *
-
-And then, as April turned into May, and May into June, the handsome
-pair could be seen on all the rivers of Oxford. The Thames knew them
-well, as also did the Isis, nor was a nook or creek on Cherwell or
-on Char left unexplored by their venturous oars. David it was who
-always plied the scull, while Gaveston lay on the punt’s keel in white
-flannels, sometimes idly holding the tasselled rudder-cords, his
-shirt of Tussore well open at the neck, revelling in this strenuous
-out-of-doors life, and watching, day in, day out, his friend standing
-sculptured above him against the jade-blue sky and athletically
-wielding the long, dripping oar.
-
-Sometimes they journeyed far out to the lush sequestered creeks of
-Windrush and Evenlode, and, passing a score of poet-laden canoes,
-would anchor in a dreaming silence to watch the curious swimmings of
-ephemeral moles and the filigree antics of the booming water-beetles.
-And there, with the blue dimness of evening folding softly in about
-them, they would sup off rosy prawns and plump white-hearted cherries
-in deep meadows all prankt with ragged camphire and callow and pied
-cantharis, and then, in a calm moon-washed silence beyond the ruffling
-of words or of laughter, they would float slowly, slowly back beneath
-the orbing planets that overhung the distant towers of Iffley, trailing
-their fingers coolly in the dimpling eddies of their wake, their ears
-untroubled, save by the hoarse unearthly wailing of some night-flying
-fritillary, or by the occasional clearing of each other’s throats.
-
-Once from a tree that darkly reached out over the water came the
-sudden capitous perfume of syringa, and the night grew unendurably
-canicular. There was a plop. A discarded cherry-stone had tumbled from
-the scuppers, and the mirror of the warm tranquil water was shivered
-by annular ripples broadening sluggishly to either bank. That was all.
-Nothing stirred. Gaveston was reduced to a state of utter poignancy he
-had seldom known before.
-
-“David,” he whispered across the rowlocks. “I can’t talk.…”
-
-And, rising from the cushions, he stripped off his clothes there
-and then in the fickle quicksilver light of the vagarious moon, and
-plunged, a new Narcissus, into the star-strewn waters of the melancholy
-stream. David, of course, did the same, and when Gaveston saw the
-exquisite nakedness of his friend iridescent against the palpitating
-hornbeams, he could no longer endure the fugacious mockery of the
-arch-hamadryad, Time, and together they had wandered uneasily back in
-the querulous silence of mutual, inexplicable exasperation.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-Inebriate though he was with this passionate Pantheism, which in its
-intensity would have put to shame the great Walden himself in his
-forest home, Gaveston did not altogether forget those social activities
-which do so much to make Oxford (and probably Cambridge) a training
-ground for all that is best in English public life. Profoundly as he
-believed in Nature, he did not discount the urban amenities.[16]
-
- [16] These words might well have been inscribed as an epitaph
- on Mr. Budd’s watery tomb. (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-Eights Week came in due course, and Gav was busied with the reception
-of some offshoots of his family on the Penhaligon side. His mother
-advised him of their coming in the postscript of a long letter from
-Mürren, where she was passing the summer. And Gaveston was not slow to
-close his Tussore collar, don the famous club tie of the Union Society,
-and engage a suite at the Mitre Inn.
-
-When could a merrier party than Gaveston’s have been seen on Isis’s
-reedy banks? Seldom, if ever, have more envious glances been thrown
-than at the superb barge on which, with the aid of the faithful David,
-he entertained his summer-clad cousins. And never had laughter been
-freer and more continuous than when, on the first of the eight days
-of the festival, Gav showed his relatives the sights of the city,
-annotating the rich book of Oxford’s beauty with comments which, for
-wit and originality, had never been surpassed.
-
-Immediately on the arrival of his guests, Gaveston’s flow of fresh,
-untrammelled humour began. Even David was amazed when he pointed
-to the marmalade factory outside the station and declared to the
-incredulous cousins that it was Worcester College.[17]
-
- [17] Messrs. Baedekers’ guidebook gives passim an admirably
- accurate account of the chief features of interest, picturesque
- viewpoints, etc., of the university and city. It may be
- cordially recommended to readers of Mr. Budd’s work. (LIT.
- EXEC.)
-
-“So called after the sauce,” he added. And the quiet old houses of
-the station yard echoed with the peals of girlish laughter from the
-magnificent cream-coloured Daimler.
-
-The grim walls of the prison hove in view.
-
-“And what’s this, cousin ffoulis?” asked the Hon. Pamela Penhaligon
-with an anticipatory laugh hovering on her lips.
-
-“That I always forget,” answered Gav, with masterly affectation
-of solemnity. “I think it’s either the official residence of the
-Vice-Chancellor, or the premises of the Labour Club.”
-
-The welkin rang.
-
-Readily may it be imagined how quickly the week passed for the party
-dowered with such an host. Even the long intervals each morning between
-the bumping races could not pall Gav’s gaiety.
-
-“Why is it called Eights Week?” asked the Hon. Isidora Penhaligon as
-they waited patiently between the first and second heats of the Third
-Divide.
-
-“It isn’t, Is,” was Gav’s retort. “It’s called Waits Week!”
-
-And, in whole-hearted enjoyment of his friend’s pyrotechnics, David had
-almost choked over his delicious prunes in aspic.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The climax of all was, of course, the Cardinal College Fancy Dress
-Dance. To the last moment Gaveston succeeded in keeping secret the
-guise in which he planned to appear at the fashionable function. Not
-even David was admitted to his councils. Lively was the speculation in
-every college and hall, and even among the non-collegiate students, for
-such there are. Even Mongo was intrigued. For all his years, little in
-the college life escaped him, and he asked one day with a boyish laugh,
-“Going in woad, Gav?”
-
-The response was instantaneous.
-
-“They can’t debag me, if I do!” The Manchester School face of the
-President himself had relaxed when the repartee of his pupil had been
-in good time reported to him.
-
-The great night came. It was quarter to nine. The ball was at its
-wildest. Never had more daringly original costumes mingled in more
-unexpected combinations! The society newspapers’ reporters looked on
-at a loss to convey some impression of how _outré_, how _bizarre_, was
-this spectacle of Pierrots dancing with Dutch girls, Cavaliers with
-Carmens, Asiatic princes of dusky hue with periwigged Pompadours of
-a bygone age. But all of the gay assemblage, with all their fantasy
-and all their strangeness, were eclipsed by the appearance of Gaveston
-ffoulis, framed in the great Gothic doorway of the oak-lined Hall.
-
-“What is he?” demanded the agog dancers, thronging around him.
-
-“What are you?” asked those of his delighted intimates within speaking
-distance.
-
-All eyes sparkled to behold his young upstanding body, tanned at the
-neck by the Oxfordshire sun. And a thrill of that bewilderment which is
-the sincerest form of flattery ran through the historic Hall when the
-unimaginable answer rang out:
-
-“A nympholept!”
-
-It was a great night.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-Next morning the Penhaligon party vacated their suite at the Mitre.
-To the last, Gaveston showed himself abrim with merry conceits, and,
-with cordial assurances that there was no better way of returning to
-London, he installed his parting guests in a train at the London and
-North Western Railway Company’s commodious station. It steamed out with
-a chorus of grateful farewells, and when it faded from view Gav turned
-to the still waving David with one parting witticism.
-
-“They’ll have to change at Bletchley,” he said.
-
-Eights Week was over.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-OPEN DIAPASON
-
-
-Six weeks later, in the musky fragrance of an August twilight, Gaveston
-sat on the rocky cliffs above Ploumenar’ch-lez-Quémouk. For there, in
-a charming old-world cottage of Breton gneiss, a brilliant reading
-party from Wallace, under Mongo’s supervision, had assembled for the
-vacation. He gazed out over the dark malachite waste of Atlantic
-waters, reflecting how successful his choice of a _venue_ had proved,
-and hummed softly the third act of “Tristan und Isolde.”
-
-“Dear old Wagner!” he murmured.
-
-Discussion over the various possibilities had been lively one night in
-Mongo’s room during the Commemorative Week which so satisfactorily
-rounded off that marvellous summer term.
-
-Mongo opted for Minorca, but Monty Wytham vetoed that as too
-Chopinesque.
-
-“But my uncle might lend us a bothy at Tober-na-Vuolich,” ventured the
-Marquis of Kirkcudbright (Ch. Ch.), hexametrically enough. But his
-poetic ambitions and simple tastes were only too well known. There was
-an uncomfortable silence. He shuffled his feet.
-
-“Connemara?” put in Monty, after a moment’s reflection.
-
-“Or the Lizard?” queried Peter Creek.
-
-“The Broads?” tried Monty again, doubling.
-
-“The Downs?”
-
-“The Lake of Lucerne?”
-
-Hard upon each other came the enterprising suggestions, but for each of
-them Gaveston had an objection as conclusive as it was witty.[18]
-
- [18] Unhappily these have not been recorded _in extenso_ by Mr.
- Budd. (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-“But you’re all so hackneyed,” he cried with peals of good-humoured
-laughter. “These have all been done before, every one of them!”
-
-“Well, tell us _your_ idea, Gav,” smiled Monty, with a touch of
-defiance.
-
-“I propose Brittany,” he answered quite simply.
-
-There was a ripple of admiring approbation. Brittany was decided on.
-
-Well had the choice been justified. Long had been the bicycle
-expeditions through that unexplored fringe of glamorous old Celtic
-seaboard; to St. Malo and Cancale, Rennes and Brest, and many another
-half-forgotten shrine of old romance had they sped. And healthy had
-been the life: reading from dawn till breakfast, bathing and romping
-before luncheon, exploring caves before tea, collecting shells till
-supper, and taking moonlit or starlit tramps over the neighbouring
-menhirs and dolmens before going merrily to bed.
-
-Thus the weeks flew past, with the inexorable rapidity of monotonously
-happy hours. Nature grew rhythmical with the youthful happiness of
-the Wallace reading party. With elaborate regularity the ebbs and
-flows coursed over the gleaming sands; up rose the sun, bejewelled the
-meridian sky, and set once more; each eventide there came an unique and
-quotidian miracle of colour attendant upon its marine _accouchement_.
-And nightly Gaveston stood breathless, hushed, pulsating, beneath the
-twinkling of little, little stars, so deliberate and glamorous that
-they seemed like to the remote, liturgical swinging of lanthorns,
-carven with outlandish birds and belacquered with esoteric fishes, in
-some half-religious dancing festival of Old Japan.
-
-“I don’t think I was ever so happy!” said David one morning at
-breakfast.
-
-And no one disagreed with him.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was with David that Gaveston passed most of his time. He always
-found him a satisfying companion, ever eager to listen and encourage,
-and to David one glowing afternoon, lying on the sand in the shady
-mouth of a stalactitous cave, Gaveston exposed his new determination,
-his latest programme.
-
-“Power!” he said succinctly.
-
-“Power! Power!” echoed back the stalactites.
-
-“Power?” added David.
-
-“Yes, power,” nodded Gaveston.
-
-There was a silence.
-
-Far off the waves lapped. A sea-mew flashed against the blue. A
-stalactite dripped.
-
-And Gaveston went on relentlessly to explain himself. Not for such as
-he the cowardly retirement into the cloister of Art. Not for such as
-he the perverse pursuit of an unattainable past, or the artificial
-archaism of creeds outworn. What were these but phases, halts upon the
-Greater Pilgrimage?
-
-“Oh, quite,” said David, letting the warm sand trickle dreamily through
-his fingers.
-
-Power! He must impose Truth upon his fellows, the truth about
-themselves, the truth about the world of yesterday and to-day and
-to-morrow. That was power. That was life. And how else to do it but by
-the Pen?
-
-“Mightier than the sword it is, David, you know.”
-
-David agreed.
-
-And so was conceived the new review of politics, art, literature,
-life, the drama, music, religion and ethnology, which was to galvanize
-Oxford, and through Oxford, England, in the fast-approaching term. It
-was daring in conception, but it was characteristic of the man.
-
-Would Mongo contribute?
-
-That was the first question to be decided. And when the great plan
-was unfolded to him, and his assistance asked, the fresh, rosy face
-of the aged veteran lit up. But “Can’t be done, I’m afraid, Gav,” he
-said with a shake of his curious coloured locks. “The senior members
-might object, you see.” It was a disappointment, but, nothing daunted,
-the collaborators set out to find a title for their paper which should
-adequately embody its ideals.
-
-And this proved a harder task than might have been expected from so
-brilliant a party. _Young Oxford_ was put forward in vain. _The New
-Wallace_ was ruled out as parochial. David’s suggestion was _The
-University Echo_, and _The Parnassian_ did not lack a few supporters.
-Several showed enthusiasm for _The Cherwell_, but Gaveston it was
-who won the unanimous suffrage of all with _The Mongoose_. Everyone
-was delighted, and Vere O’Neill, the chartered artist of the party,
-quickly etched on a scrap of paper lying to hand a clever woodcut of
-that engaging bird. Gav put the finishing touches to it with a tube of
-water-colours, and so the title, and the cover of at least the first
-issue, were ready.
-
-A policy? That was surely the next thing to be gone into, and again
-there were differences while they sat up late one night over a friendly
-bowl of _absinthe_, the national drink of the country. Outside the
-cottage the Atlantic hurricanes battered upon the shutters.
-
-Mongo considered that the problems of the Near East were perhaps
-inadequately represented at Oxford. But O’Neill was strong for a
-judicious blending of socialism and articraftiness.
-
-“Back to Marx!” was his cry. It was a daring appeal, but all felt that
-perhaps his quick Hibernian imagination might carry them too far.
-Other tempting suggestions, philanthropic, poetic, imperialist, flashed
-in the shadowy room, but David brought a refreshing current of cool
-sanity into the somewhat hectic debate.
-
-“I think Gaveston had better decide,” he said. And they knew he was
-right.
-
-At once Gaveston rose from his seat and stood by the fireplace. His
-address was a masterpiece of editorial tact.
-
-“You’re right, Mr. Arundel,” he began; and this revival of an all
-but forgotten name at such an auspicious moment was recognized as
-possessing the true ffoulis _cachet_. “You’re right. Our foreign
-policy shall centre round the Balkans: they need a rallying point.
-You’re right too, O’Neill: we shall insist on the importance of Art for
-the Masses. You shall write an article on Morris Dancing and we shall
-publish at least two poems in every number. You’re right too, David,
-decidedly. And so are all of you others. We cannot, as you rightly
-insist, go on allowing the present social system to stew in its own
-juice. We certainly must not allow the great Pegasus of the English
-poetic tradition to be left for ever ambling round Poppin’s Court, or
-even to be emasculated in Carlyle Square. Nor must we allow the Empire
-to be neglected.”
-
-The applause was now general.
-
-“But what,” demanded the speaker, “what is the link which will unite
-all these admittedly various policies? What will give them a driving
-force and a _sacrée union_?”
-
-The company had already forgotten their foaming glasses on the table,
-and were gathering round the handsome orator by the fireplace. They
-knew that if Gaveston asked a question, it was only because he had an
-answer ready. The pause was impressive, even agonizing.
-
-“A Jacobite Democracy! The triumph of the People under the ægis of the
-White Rose!”
-
-No one interrupted, and Gaveston continued _con fuoco_.
-
-“The ubiquitous support of constitutional monarchy as our foreign
-policy! A Stuart as governor-general for every colony! A cottage and a
-white rose garden for every working man! And down, down, down with the
-Usurper from Germany!”
-
-“And where does your real King live, Gav?” asked Mongo with his
-inscrutable, and often perhaps unmeaning, smile. But none knew.
-
-“All the laws made since the intrusion of Hanoverian George must be
-nulled and voided, and we shall have a clean slate to write on. But I
-must insist on the democratic nature of our programme. The old legitism
-is worse than useless: we must be Jacobins as well as Jacobites! With
-such a policy we cut the ground from beneath the feet of Socialists and
-Conservatives alike. And then our only opponents will be the Liberals,
-famous only as a discredited and disappearing faction--we shall augment
-their unenviable fame. And our ensign, you ask?”
-
-The question was rhetorical.
-
-“Our ensign shall be the Hammer of Labour encircled by White Rose!”
-
-While the enthusiastic applause rang among the rafters, O’Neill
-hurriedly added this device to his cover design. And soon afterwards
-all retired to their rooms, not, on this night of nights, to sleep, but
-each to elaborate his first contribution to the new organ.
-
-Only Gaveston and David lingered a little longer over the last glowing
-embers. The two friends were speechless with emotion. The wind had
-fallen. The tide was out. The silence was intense around the gneiss
-walls.
-
-Suddenly Gav rose, crossed the room, and drew open the curtain of the
-tiny window. There was a dull glow in the dark skies.
-
-“See, David,” he said very softly, “the dawn is breaking over
-Ploumenar’ch-lez-Quémouk.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-SPATE
-
-
-David was deputed to go up to Oxford a few days before Michaelmas
-term began, to make all necessary arrangements with printers, street
-vendors, bill-posters and the local representatives of Labour and
-Jacobite organizations. He went. His honest admixture of generous
-enthusiasm and British common sense favourably impressed these humble
-proletarians, and practical details were soon settled.
-
-Gaveston of course had that sure instinct for flairing the right man
-for the right job which marks the leaders of the twentieth century,
-and when he stepped from his comfortable first-class carriage on to
-the Oxford platform, it was no surprise to find that the city bore the
-imprint of David’s devoted labours. Every available inch of advertising
-space was covered.
-
- +---------------------------+
- | =OUT ON MONDAY.= |
- | =No. 1 of= |
- | =THE MONGOOSE,= |
- | =edited by= |
- | =GAVESTON FFOULIS.= |
- | |
- | =GOD SAVE KING RUPERT!= |
- +---------------------------+
-
-The posters were everywhere--on college gates and sandwichmen, in
-the windows of the Bodleian, and, at nightfall, vast sky signs were
-to curve in flashing splendour from Carfax to Magdalen. Round them
-all day gathered excited groups of townsmen and gownsmen, eagerly
-discussing the symbolism of the intertwined hammers and roses which
-formed its tasteful border Such was their absorption that few noticed
-the aristocratic figure whirling past them in a hansom-cab, who still
-held on this Thursday afternoon the secrets which Monday was to reveal.
-For Gaveston the sight of these crowds was moving: and, as he drove up
-George Street, he remembered that echoing cave on the rock-bound Breton
-coast, and the warm sand, and David’s questioning “Power?”…
-
- * * * * *
-
-On Friday Gav set to work, and went through the “copy,” as he had
-already learned to call it. The supply of verse was enormous, political
-articles were plenteous and violent, and, in anticipation of a
-regular series of “Oxford Celebrities,” each member of the reading
-party had anonymously penned a short, witty and highly appreciative
-autobiography. But Gaveston’s editorial instincts told him that the
-individual note was somehow missing. Yes, _The Mongoose_ must be
-something different from all that had gone before--the _Letters of
-Junius_, _The Yellow Book_, _The Chameleon_, _The Spectator_, _The
-Palatine Review_. All must be outdone, and for a moment the task seemed
-almost baffling.
-
-But a ffoulis finds a way, and, sporting for the first time his oak,
-Gav sat down that evening to write unaided the whole of the first issue.
-
-All night the choiring bells heralded the flight of the hours through
-the Octobral air; all night he kept his fire alight with faggots of
-his friends’ rejected manuscripts. By five o’clock he had completed an
-editorial statement of policy; four political leaders--on Jacobites,
-Democrats, Jacobitic Democrats and Democratic Jacobites; a short,
-witty, and not unappreciative autobiography; and a list of hockey and
-O.T.C. fixtures for the term. More, by half-past five he had finished
-two features designed to appeal to the less intellectual strata of
-his fellow-undergraduates--a series of pithy personal paragraphs
-headed “Things We Want To Know,” and a selection of letters on the
-desirability of a bicycling Blue, signed by such pseudonyms as
-“Wadhamensis Indignus,” “Ikonoklastes,” “Laudator Pasti,” and “A Friend
-of W. G. Grace.”
-
-It was a veritable _tour de force_. But the paper was taking on a more
-distinctive tone, he felt.
-
-Six o’clock. Only the promised poems were lacking now, and Gaveston
-determined that, ere seven struck, he would have at least two poems
-worthy of himself and of the latest of Oxford’s reviews. Iambics or
-trochees? Sonnet or cæsura? Meditatively he stirred with the poker the
-charred ashes of his friends’ inadequate versifications, but somehow
-the divine afflatus lingered.
-
-At last he lit a cigarette, mixed a cocktail, and resorted to a daring
-expedient. He took down his well-fingered set of the little blue books
-of Oxford Poetry. Here if anywhere would he find inspiration. Yet
-no--his brain seemed a trifle weary, and still virgin-white lay the
-paper before him.…
-
-But, even if the heaven-sent flame did not descend, surely industry and
-ingenuity could start the fire. Could he not fashion from this corpus
-of the Oxford tradition, choosing a line here and there, a living,
-eclectic, synthetic Poem? Surely in this way would emerge something
-exquisitely pure, embodying the undiluted essence of the Oxford he
-loved so dearly. And by half-past six he had succeeded. He ran his eye
-lovingly over it.
-
- _Le Mal_
-
- My time in grief and merriment
- In low melodious threnodies of Lent,
- Of reeds and fanciful psalteries
- Has more strings than our stringed instruments,
- O Lily Lady of Loveliness,
- God’s beauteous innocence!
- O fathomless, incurious sea!
- Light lips upon the lilied pool,
- Sounding her passionate symphony,
- Grow fat once more, and seem to be made full!
- When you and you sit by the fire,
- I would to God thou wert my own good son--
- τούτῳ μάλιστα δὴ προσθετέον
- O Lord of light and laughter and desire!
-
-He replaced the row of little blue books, where he might find them
-were they needed, and read over the poem they had given him from their
-storehouse.
-
-Yes, it was the right stuff, he felt sure--and authentic too. Why, the
-æsthetic effort had stimulated him. There was one more to do. And he
-remembered his untasted cocktail, tasted it, and forgot his weariness.
-For nearly an hour poem after poem flowed incontinent from his pen.
-There were twenty-two in all, but from the glittering galaxy he chose
-but one. It was indeed a starry gem--and all his own.
-
- _To One Whom and Whither I Wot Not_
-
- Since morrow sees our endermost adieu,
- I’ll have no crying or sighing haggardly
- Out of the dark void. But Gargantuan gauds
- I’ll lay on your white body. _Lutany_
- _Shall soothe our slumbers._ Then for me and you
- A knell. And quietude thereafterwards.
-
-He read it, and read it again. Yes, it stood the test. And musing he
-thought how Hérédia would have liked the shape of it, and how Mallarmé
-would have loved to attempt just those rhythms, how Rops would have
-delighted to illustrate it, and how Finden, perhaps, or Finck, would
-have made music for it in some minor mode and with strange fantastic
-counterpoints.…
-
-After a light breakfast Gaveston went round in person to the printer.
-He handed him the fateful packet of manuscript.
-
-“You will have it on sale on Monday? We have promised the public.”
-
-“Of course, sir.”
-
-The die was cast into Rubicon.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-Monday came, and with it of course the unparallelable success of
-_The Mongoose_. By nine o’clock the boys and decrepit vendors
-engaged for its distribution had perforce to be replaced by stalwart
-commissionaires who could withstand the frantic mobbing of impatient
-purchasers. All that day, and well on into Tuesday night, the
-printing-press in Holywell was a-roaring; bales upon bales poured out
-hot from the linotype; motor-vans dashed serriedly towards the station
-where the mail-trains stood awaiting the provincial consignments.
-
-Gaveston was not ungratified. He could feel the pulse of Oxford beating
-in his own. He was universally feted, save in the fast disappearing
-Liberal Club, which, by Thursday, could only boast its honorary and
-corresponding members; he was caricatured, but respectfully, in the
-_University Gazette_; he was thrice, but in vain, invited to stand as a
-candidate for the library committee of the Union; and the chairman of
-the Boating Club offered him an honorary Blue.
-
-But his head was not turned by the exuberance and gusto and brio which
-surged around him. He remained simple, unaffected, friendly; daily with
-a laugh he would put all the credit on David’s deprecating shoulders;
-nightly he would cable reports of his progressive triumphs to his
-mother, who was passing the winter on Coney Island and making a deep
-impression on the Wall Street Five Hundred.
-
-Triumphs grew cumulative with the weeks. The fourth number contained
-a ten-page supplement of Gav’s latest musical compositions (delicious
-morceaus which aptly combined the piquancy of Lulli with the modernity
-of Lalo), three coloured reproductions of paintings from his own brush,
-a direct invitation in leaded type to Prince Rupprecht of Bavaria to
-return and claim his rightful Throne, and details of a Free Insurance
-Scheme for Regular Readers. And the fifth number, due next term, was
-planned to surpass even this.
-
-But meanwhile a pressing need devolved upon his Atlas-like shoulders.
-The dear room of staircase XVII, with all its associations, was grown
-too small for him! In the one moment of disloyalty to Wallace that he
-ever knew, he envied Lord Kirkcudbright his spacious suite in Ch. Ch.
-Coll. But careful searchings with the faithful David’s aid at length
-discovered the perfect lodgement.
-
-“What a dream of a place!” was Gaveston’s exclamation when his eye
-first rested on Malmaison Lodge. And well did it deserve the tribute!
-
-It was a little, low William IV house; over the leaning, whitewashed
-slopes of its walls wine-dark ivy, passion flowers and celandine,
-wistaria, magnolia and the cuckoo-haunted Virginy creeper stencilled
-the careful patterns of their rivalry. The floor sank modestly beneath
-the level of the tangled, towsled garden, three neat steps curtseyed
-to the prim Queen Anne doorway, and there was the most comical little
-mezzanine imaginable. No road led to Malmaison Lodge, for it lay remote
-in an unfrequented purlieu, and, like the gingerbread cottage in the
-faery tale, it looked forgotten but not neglected. There was something
-discreetly morganatic in its air: in such a spot might princes soothe
-their crown-chafed heads, or cardinals forget awhile the insistent
-kisses that wear away their jewelled rings. And to crown all, the
-landlady’s name was Mrs. Grimaldi. When Gav learned that, he declared
-that no other house would bear the looking at.
-
-And a rare body Mrs. Grimaldi proved herself!
-
-With that well-bred ease which was instinctive in even the farouchest
-of the ffoulises, Gav drew out her history in the course of their
-first interview. He began tactfully, by talking of himself for
-three-quarters of an hour--it gave Mrs. Grimaldi confidence.
-
-“… and so on my advice she got divorced again,” he ended. “She’ll be
-up next term, I hope, and I know you’ll make friends with her, Mrs.
-Grimaldi.--But now, I’ve done all the talking so far,” he went on as
-the good woman appreciatively blushed. “Won’t you tell me something
-about yourself?”
-
-She curtseyed, and began.
-
-“On the font it was Selina Kensit, sir, they called me, but now it’s
-Mrs. Puffin really, though me ’usbin’ always called ’isself Grimaldi,
-perfessional like. I wish as you could ’a’ seen ’im, sir! W’y, ’e could
-put ’is ’ead through ’is legs and then juggle with lit candles and live
-ferrets fit to frighten you into pepilipsis. It gave me a fair turn, it
-did, first time as ever I see ’im. But soon I didn’t so much as turn an
-’air. You see, I was an artiste meself.”
-
-She nodded.
-
-“And were _you_ a contortionist too, Mrs. Grimaldi?” Gaveston asked,
-looking with amazement at her elephantine form, bulging and bursting in
-every direction from the crimson bombazine that vainly essayed to hold
-it in.
-
-“Lor’ bless you, sir, I should ’ope not!”
-
-“But what then----?”
-
-“I dove.”
-
-“Dove?”
-
-“From the top of the ’ippodrome, sir.”
-
-Gaveston roared with laughter. “Into a teacup, I know!” he cried.
-
-“You will ’ave your joke, sir, I can see,” smiled Mrs. Grimaldi,
-preening herself. “Beauty Clegg, the Bermondsey Mermaid, they called
-me on the programme, and my magenta tights suited me a treat, though I
-says it as shouldn’t.”
-
-“I believe they still would, Mrs. Grimaldi,” he threw in, winningly.
-
-“But after our marriage, Mr. Puffin was earnin’ good money, and ’e
-didn’t care about my goin’ on with me divin’, though ’e admitted
-straight that I ’ad a career in front of me. But besides, I was puttin’
-on flesh.” The landlady gave a pathetic heave of her enormous frame.
-“So I lived like a lady afterwards.”
-
-“And how long have you been here, then?” Gav asked.
-
-“Well, twenty years ago, Mr. Grimaldi, ’e went before; and I was ’ard
-put to it till I set up ’ere.”
-
-“I’m sorry to think that, Mrs. Grimaldi.”
-
-“Oh, no one can say as ever I was gay meself, though I did ’ave me
-troubles. But the p’lice are that interfering, reg’lar nosy Parkers,
-_I_ call ’em--but Lor’ bless you, sir, young gentlemen will be young
-gentlemen, now won’t they?--and my girls never made no complaints.
-Reg’lar mothered them, I did, and …”
-
-“I’m sure you did, Mrs. Grimaldi,” Gaveston interrupted, feeling that
-the ground grew delicate. Henceforward he had better restrict his
-questionings to the professional period of his landlady’s varied career.
-
-But he was far from narrow-minded, and he took seven of her rooms for
-the coming term. They would be redecorated, of course, he explained,
-and an additional bath installed. With a little foresight he might
-yet make Malmaison Lodge a new and brighter Chequers. For when he had
-already engaged his rooms, he made an enchanting discovery. Behind the
-house there was a little lavender-garden, and at its centre a classic
-gazebo evocatory of the Age of Stucco, in the elegant decay of its
-caduke and lezarded pilasters, a _rocaille_ fountain, too, that had
-not played since poor long-dead demi-reps had received by its brink
-the libertines of the Regency, and round it three moss-clad Cupidons
-of lead, who must have watched unblushingly the dangerous dalliance of
-crinoline with pantaloon.
-
-These domestic preparations made a grateful break in a busy public
-life, and term came to an end almost before Gaveston had realized that
-November had slipped into December.
-
-But he caught the 8.37 to Paddington on December 10th.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-FUNAMBULESQUE
-
-
-Dinner-time on the 11th found Gaveston complaining about the half-baked
-condition of a _soufflé_ at the best hotel in Munich.
-
-He never did things by halves, and his Christmas Vacation was to be
-devoted entirely to the furtherance of _The Mongoose’s_ political aims.
-This trip abroad had been planned for some weeks, and the strictest
-Teutonic discipline had been enforced at every frontier-station to
-keep this most _incognito_ of journeys a secret. In his breast-pocket
-he carried a letter of introduction: for, although the editor of _The
-Mongoose_ was of course not unknown at the Bavarian Court, Gaveston
-knew the value of quickly establishing a personal relationship.
-
-He had been quick to consult Uncle Wilkinson.
-
-“Of course I’ll help you, m’ boy,” the veteran diplomat had said
-reassuringly. “I’ll give you a _lettre de créance_ that’ll let you have
-your _entrées_ without any _démarches_.”
-
-And he had. It seemed that once … an Australian soprano … a pearl … a
-very High Personage indeed … Regents-theater … _schön gemütlich_ … but,
-well, a little unpractical.…
-
-Nothing was ever divulged about what happened during the first three
-weeks of that vacation. Gaveston was always discreet. But Monty Wytham,
-spending a few days at Heidelberg, had been surprised to see his
-college friend passing through the station in a special train, with
-blinds partially drawn, and wearing in his button-hole a tiny rosette,
-like the _légion d’honneur_, but white.
-
- * * * * *
-
-There was no secrecy about the second half of that vacation. Gaveston
-knew he must now test the Great Heart of the People. Whatever his
-congenital tastes, he never forgot that he styled himself proletarist
-as well as legitimarian, and the famous University Hostel in
-Haggerston, E., was the scene of three adventurous weeks of social
-exploration.
-
-Not of course his first effort in that _genre_. Gaveston’s strong sense
-of collegiate duty had led him to visit the Lads’ Club established by
-Wallace in the poorer quarter of the dream-enwrought city. And many a
-rich friendship he had formed with the burly lads in its gymnasium, its
-strictly undenominational conventicle, and its merry week-end sea-side
-camps. Not soon could he forget his spiritual wrestling with young Bob
-Limber, for instance, and how one foggy evening, unable longer to
-support the mustulent odour of damp clothes and the rough-and-tumble
-hurly-burly of the indoor football room, he had led the promising
-youngster out of the Club, and had walked and talked him up and down
-the ash-strewn towpath beside the stagnant crime-inviting water of the
-canal, while slimy drops of verdigris guttered on their heads from
-rusty, disused railway-bridges, and round them slowly fell pieces of
-plaster peeling from the fissured walls of warehouses obscenely stained
-with damp and eczematous with decay. For three hours he had striven to
-convince the obstinate but fascinated youth (a butcher’s apprentice,
-was he not?) of the high moral value of punting. But the bets which
-poor Bob made owing to a misunderstanding of Gaveston’s meaning, had
-been lacking in method and ruinous in result.
-
-[Illustration: SPIRITUAL WRESTLING WITH YOUNG BOB LIMBER]
-
-Now Gaveston played an even more active part in social reform.
-Through the murk-bound and desuete alleys of Hoxton, where no policeman
-(or “copper” as he would ingratiatingly say to the natives) dared
-venture, Gaveston strolled carolling the popular ditty of the day. He
-had a way with him, the battered women-folk used to say as he passed
-them with a kindly wave of his hand. Sometimes as he lay sleepless in
-the squalider doss-houses, he wondered whether fate might not bring him
-face to face there with that astonishing woman who, on the pavement
-outside the Café Régale, had once given him such an astounding glimpse
-of London’s uttermost underworld.
-
-Gaveston was nothing if not thorough. Food that was not Kosher rarely
-passed those once fastidious lips of his, and unblenchingly he had gone
-to spend a night in one of Limehouse’s most notorious dope-dens.
-
-“Terrible,” the hardened Head of the Hostel had cried, when Gaveston
-had told him of what he had seen. Not that he had tasted there the
-papaverous poison--that was a phase whose charms he had long since
-exhausted: no, on the contrary, he had preached to the degenerate
-denizens more salutary, more British habits of relaxation.
-
-“Muchee lovee opiumee,” the Chinks had protested. But Gaveston was firm.
-
-“Dumbee bellee muchee betteree,” he had insisted.
-
-The ffoulises were all linguists.
-
-He returned to Oxford convinced of the immediate importance of pressing
-his campaign. Munich and Haggerston had been equally encouraging. The
-fifth number of _The Mongoose_ was already in the press. It contained
-a signed interview with a well-known Chinatown bruiser, and an
-unpublished photograph of The King. On the day before publication the
-bolt fell. Jade-eyed jealousy had dogged the footsteps of success. Two
-powers had clashed.
-
-In an ukase of fine Latinity which Gaveston was the first to
-appreciate, the Vice-Chancellor ordered the suppression of _The
-Mongoose_ and the rustication of its editor unless its policy were
-changed.
-
-For a moment Gaveston thought of boldly publishing the dread decree and
-appealing to the immense force of public opinion. That would be the
-Areopagitical gesture, wouldn’t it? But should he not rather temper it
-with the practice of the old school and try diplomacy? With the trusted
-David he discussed the subject monologically on an afternoon’s tramp
-over Shotover.
-
-Little was his position to be envied. He stood alone, alone against
-the most autocratic power left in modern Europe. One by one his
-collaborators had unobtrusively resigned. Only David remained as
-business-manager.
-
-“But glory, David,” he said as they reached the summit of Shotover
-Hill, “glory is ever a solitary apex. I have always found that. And the
-Vice-Chancellor, though he be only the Warden of Rutland College, must
-have found it too.”
-
-“I expect he has,” nodded the business manager.
-
-“Then we have common ground, he and I. I shall try diplomacy.”
-
-And he did.
-
-Next morning he repaired to the official residence of the
-Vice-Chancellor. But not without difficulty, for political feeling
-had been running high these days. Stout barricades had been erected
-across both ends of the Turl; the cross-streets were permanently
-closed to traffic; only senior members of the University who had
-passed the climacteric age of sixty-three, or such junior members as
-had certificates of loyal character from the Hebdomadal Council, or
-one of the non-political clubs, were allowed to pass the barrier.
-Pickets of chosen men from the Oxfordshire and Buckinghamshire Light
-Infantry, steel-helmeted and armed to the teeth, guarded the venerable
-Warden of Rutland College from the possible approach of wild-eyed
-trade-unionists, Chartists or Agnostics--for such abounded, at large in
-the streets.
-
-Gaveston, however, was known even to the rough soldier lads, and
-had only to show to their officer the passport which Uncle Wilkie’s
-diplomatic influence had procured for his last trip to Brittany. He was
-escorted to the massive gates of Rutland, whence protruded half-a-dozen
-Stokes guns manned by stalwart Rhodes Scholars who in their home
-townships had been office-bearers of the Ku-Klux-Klan, and through the
-barbed wire entanglements which covered the immemorial gravel[19] of
-the quadrangle.
-
- [19] Alas! no longer. (LIT. EXEC.)
-
-In the ante-ante-chamber he smilingly complied with the senior
-proctor’s request to allow a search of his person for anarchistical
-bombs or seditious literature, and in the ante-chamber he signed a
-solemn affirmation that he possessed no copies of the works of Bernard
-Shaw, the Grand Guignol dramatists (whose influence was then so
-profoundly felt), or the early poems of William Wordsworth, and that he
-had passed Responsions with not less than third-class honours.
-
-At last the innermost portal was unlocked and creaked slowly open. As
-he entered the sanctum of his formidable rival Gaveston straightened
-himself instinctively.
-
-But the Vice-Chancellor himself was an anti-climax.
-
-At a glance Gav saw that here at least no elaborate diplomacy would be
-needed: the characteristic ffoulis charm would suffice. The venerable
-Warden, for his part, veteran though he was of a thousand such
-encounters, saw that at last he had met a duellist worthy of a finer
-Toledo steel than ever he could wield. He glanced out of his armoured
-window towards the towering dome of the Shelley Memorial, and his lips
-tightened.
-
-Gaveston, twinkle-eyed, made the opening _démarche_.
-
-“The Emperor, sir, is come to Canossa,” he said, a charming smile
-playing about his attractive lips.
-
-And flattered, as he was meant to be, by the happy historical metaphor,
-the old man let his Machiavellian features relax into a nervous, but
-sincere, smile.
-
-Gav never let psychological moments slip.
-
-“I don’t think you need repeat that speech you had prepared for me,” he
-followed up quickly. “I know what you were going to say.”
-
-The sagacious but undiplomatic functionary looked in amazement at the
-handsome figure before him. His lips struggled to frame a reply, but
-Gav raised a deprecating hand.
-
-“You were going to say,” he continued sternly, “that my words are
-read from the Brahmapoutra to the Potomac, that a thousand races in
-a hundred climes see in them the authentic voice of Oxford. You were
-going to say that the stability of the Empire was threatened. You were
-going perhaps to say that I paid my college bills with blood-stained
-roubles, and, for all I know, that the foremost principle of a
-university must always be _Mens sana in corpore sano_. Were you not?”
-
-The old man winced at the last shrewd thrust, and bowed his head.
-
-“Of course you were,” said Gav, a touch of pity in his voice. “But,
-believe me, you are wrong. Time and truth are on my side.”
-
-Speechless, the Vice-Chancellor nodded.
-
-“It will be easiest if you resign,” said Gav quietly. “I shall see that
-a fit successor is found for you. But, to save your face, I am prepared
-to make some slight modification in my policy, if you have one to
-suggest.”
-
-“Thank you, Mr. ffoulis,” answered the outwitted reactionary. “Thank
-you. I would suggest.…”
-
-His voice quavered plaintively.
-
-“Yes?”
-
-“Well, let your theory be what it will, Mr. ffoulis, but I would
-suggest, and most earnestly, that you refrain, so far as you find it
-possible, from attacking the present Government--if you don’t mind an
-old man’s advice.”
-
-Gav clapped him on the back.
-
-“Of course not,” he said with a reassuring smile. “That can soon be
-arranged, and your resignation shall be announced for reasons of
-health.”
-
-The Warden nodded assent.
-
-“I must go now,” said Gaveston. “I am a busy man.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-The rifest of rumours ran through Oxford that afternoon when the bruit
-was abroad that the Editor of _The Mongoose_ had interviewed the
-Vice-Chancellor. The great political clubs were abuzz with conflicting
-accounts of what had taken place. Even in the deserted halls of the
-Liberal Club the solitary waiter paced to and fro murmuring rumours to
-himself. A monster demonstration of local Jacobites with a white flag
-was held outside the county gaol, where it was believed that Gaveston
-had that morning been secretly immured. But all dubieties were laid low
-when, according to antique custom, the tolling bell of the Radcliffe
-Camera announced that the Vice-Chancellor had resigned office.
-
-The stupefied silence in the city was broken only by the sombre
-reverberations of that passing bell.
-
-A hurriedly convoked meeting of the Hebdomadal Council issued formal
-notice before nightfall that the Warden of Rutland had resigned for
-reasons of ill-health. And profound was the impression when it was
-announced a little later that the vacant post would be filled by
-Archibald Arundel, M.A., Dean of Wallace College.
-
-“We have won, David,” said Gav calmly when the news reached him in his
-quiet inner sitting-room.
-
-But David could make no reply. His eyes glistened in the twilight as he
-looked out over the darkling quadrangle.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-_The Mongoose_ had won the bitter battle for free speech and generous
-ideals, and pæans of well-merited praise welled up for Gaveston from
-every corner of the kingdom. The Press was united in felicitation of
-its promising contemporary, save only the _Rutlandshire Argus_, whose
-petty regionalism no wider idealism could mitigate, and _Punch_, whose
-tradition it always is to support the under-dog in public affairs.
-But very few were moved by its cartoon that week, which showed the
-ex-Vice-Chancellor seated in a cavern on the banks of a river whose
-ripples formed the word _ISIS_, his venerable head bowed over a table
-on which lay the University mace and a doffed crown of office. Before
-him stood, not Gaveston, but a female figure whose classic draperies
-bore the device _COMMON SENSE_ and who held before the old man’s
-dreaming eyes a great scroll. On it was inscribed the legend: RESURGES:
-NON CANOSSA SED BARBAROSSA.
-
-But even to a defeated rival a ffoulis keeps troth: the agenda of _The
-Mongoose_ were honourably modified.
-
-In the superlatively able fifth number, eagerly anticipated from
-Downing Street to Wilhelmstrasse, a trenchant leader demonstrated
-that, when the King should come from over the water to establish His
-proletarian theocracy, no ministers could be found better for His
-projects than those who made up the present Government.
-
-It was signed with a modest _ff_.
-
-Consols soared to a firm 51½.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII
-
-CHAMPAIGN
-
-
-As the Lent term moved unimpeded to its prepaschal end, Gaveston was
-faced with an inevitable query. Where was he to pass the Vacation?
-Aided by a shelf of Black’s Beautiful Books and the rarer writings of
-Mr. Edward Hutton, he weighed the relative charms of Cefalu and Auch,
-Nikchitch and Gijon, Châlons and Charenton, Parknasilla and Portobello.
-All very well in their foreign way, but he had his future to consider.
-Should he not rather accept a few of those innumerable invitations
-to British Country Houses that were stuck in the mirror above the
-fireplace in his Malmaison Lodge study?
-
-David had often protested against his friend’s wasteful habit of
-treating invitations as useless but ornamental, not even answering
-Commands from exiled Royalties. (The fame of _The Mongoose_ had reached
-Cannes and Twickenham.) But Gaveston would have none of it.
-
-“No, David,” he would always answer, “they aren’t wasted. The only
-invitations worth having are the second ones.”
-
-Besides, in the dear, far-off days of Karlsbad and Knocke and Karsino
-his mother had often nonchalantly warned him against the trickeries of
-foreign titles. (There had been a Polish Prince once whom Gaveston was
-already learning to call “Daddy” when he turned out to be a Turkish
-Bath attendant absconding from Arkansas.…)
-
-At first Gaveston intended to put all the invitations into the
-waste-paper basket, and draw one (or perhaps two) out, leaving the
-choice of the lucky hostess to chance, but the sight of a letter
-written in Black Letter on vellum paper made him hesitate. Was it not
-too dangerous a lottery? He took the letter up and read--
-
- _Telegrams: Novena, Wilts._
- _Stations: Highchurch and Deane._
- _Minsterby Priory,
- Abbot’s Acre,
- Wilts, Eng._
-
- _Vigil of St. Quinquagesima._
-
- _Dear Mr. ffoulis_,--
-
- _The Baron and I would be happy beyond words if we could count
- you among our quite tiny party for Holy Week and Eastertide.
- The Baron, of course, is a cousin of dear Prenderby Rooke (the
- financier, you know), who had a lot of business with your
- step-father in the old days. So we aren’t exactly strangers,
- are we? Do come._
-
- _Afftely. yrs._
-
- _(Baroness) Leah Finqulestone._
-
-Which step-father, Gaveston wondered; but a glance at Gotha’s Almanack
-decided him in a trice against acceptance. “Phew!” he said to David,
-“what an escape!” and the Baroness’s invitation fell heavily back into
-the “refusals tray.”
-
-But there were others.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was a gay spring morning. Term was over, but, sitting though he
-was in a first-class Great Western smoker, Gaveston could hardly
-realize the fact. For where was the familiar landscape of Berks and
-Bucks stretching like a sea between his terms and his vacations, his
-vacations and his terms? Where was deserted Didcot? Where the reasty
-biscuitries of Reading? And where were Wormwood Scrubbs with their
-Cyclopean hangar, and their promise of speedy arrival at familiar
-Paddington? Oh, of course; he remembered now: he had left Oxford from
-the Down Platform.
-
-And on purpose. The train was the only place (except his bed) where
-Gaveston was often alone, and cradled by its rhythmical monotone of
-sound, he always surrendered himself to reflection and revery. With
-unseeing eyes he gazed upon the expanse of gloomy Drinkwater country
-which so emphatically was not the usual well-brooked but over-factoried
-valley of the Thames. How many hours, he thought, one wastes in
-unmotivated journeyings, in merely purposeless vagulity! How futile
-the pursuit of action for its own poor sake! For what lay before him
-at his journey’s end? An English country-house, an English week-end
-party, with its drinks and its drains, its horses and its carriages,
-its ghosts and its flirtations, its back-stairs and its back-chat--with
-no break in its well-bred monotony.
-
-He saw it all stretching prospectively and preposterously before him,
-all of it: the dormant station on an almost impossibly bifurcated
-branch-line, its wooden platform bright with Easter Lilies and
-lanky-Lot’s-wife, and marked [Illustration] Stops by Request in
-Bradshaw; the rustic _gaucherie_ of the solitary and half-wit porter,
-and then the glimpse of the perky cockade of the expectant groom;
-and that predestinedly convergent encounter in the wagonette with
-the other, but not over-numerous, guests, who, though only too well
-known to each other, had travelled down in separate, but first-class,
-compartments; and then that excruciatingly culminative moment of
-arrival beneath the pompous Georgian portico, with the formalized words
-of welcome slipping upwards into its stucco recesses, that gossipy tea
-on the terrace, or, if season or weather proved inclement, in the mauve
-drawing-room, and that chaste and tapestried bedroom in the bachelors’
-wing with (yes) the assertively blue hot-water can ready in the,
-certainly adequate, but somehow not urbanely inviting, basin.
-
-And already he could see, foreshortened before him in a (should he
-venture?) prescient perspective, all that weary business of the
-_toilette_ regulated by a complicated, and never, before the day of
-departure, fully comprehended, system of gongs, and that winding
-circuitous descent down gradually broadening and more and more
-elaborately balustraded staircases to a long, but to Gaveston’s taste
-(he was a real _gourmand_) hopelessly agricultural (he could not
-conscientiously call it a dinner, but rather, a) meal.…
-
-However, he’ld have to go through with it now. He owed that to his
-mother.
-
-For it was by Lady Penhaligon’s request, cabled from Canterbury, Pa.,
-a fortnight ago, that he had accepted Lord Jordan’s invitation (the
-fourth) to spend a frankly rather political week-end at Oylecombe
-Towers. Her wire had decided him.
-
- _Gav dear do go Jordans if they ask such old friends of
- dear Joey how cold here do wrap up well dear spring days so
- deceptive have you met boy called David Paunceford love Mums_
-
-And with the compression of a skilled journalist he had answered.
-
- _Been Jonathan years kisses Gav_
-
-And here he was.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-The charming _cloisonné_ clock in Gaveston’s dressing-room was busily
-preparing to strike eight.
-
-He gave a last glimpse in the cheval-glass at his elaborately pleated
-dress-shirt, in which gleamed three studs of solid amber, each with an
-embedded fly. In the further distances of Oylecombe Towers clanged a
-gong, and the young man went down to the great ancestor-hung hall with
-his usual good intention of being the life and soul of the party.
-
-Lord and Lady Jordan stepped forward to welcome their remarkable guest.
-
-His Lordship’s face was unfamiliar to Gaveston. A slightly older
-generation had known its fine, hawk-like features extremely well. He
-had long been conspicuous in the _entourage_ of the late King, but
-changed traditions at Court had latterly made the first holder of the
-Jordan Barony an almost unrecognized figure on the Mall. Nowadays,
-though his town-house was not a hundred miles from Park Lane, he lived
-in rural seclusion at the Towers, with occasional visits to the City
-of London itself. His knowledge of the world, however, remained wide.
-With the same facility and gestures he could talk of shells and bears,
-eagles and bulls, of Brazil and both the Bethlehems, while the motto
-SI VIS PACEM, entwined aposiopesically about his escutcheon, well
-exemplified his Liberal political instincts.
-
-Gaveston touched her ladyship’s hand with his lips.
-
-Considerably younger than her husband, and only comparatively recently
-married, she too was one of those tantalizingly complex personalities
-which only an old landed aristocracy can evolve. Born in Latvia, and
-educated in a pensionnat hard by Warsaw, she was at once _mondaine_
-and mystic. Her keen sense of social values would have shamed Debrett
-or Burke themselves, but at the same time she appeared to be an eager
-searcher after the greater and more eternal aspects of Truth, an
-untiring student of Burnt Njal and other Oriental works upon religion,
-and indefatigable in her study of the lesser-known works of Freud, of
-which she read even the appendices; (the German language presented few
-difficulties to her.)
-
-“Delighted,” murmured Gaveston, as the other guests were presented to
-him. “The usual set!” he said inwardly.
-
-So _that_ was Sir Nicholas Gomme, was it? Gaveston looked at him
-with interest, for the famous Irish Secretary had been specially
-asked, he knew, to meet the rising young man from Wallace. How many
-chapters of contemporary history had not risen Minerva-like from that
-quasi-Napoleonic cranium! Free Trade legislation, _concerti_, wars
-and rumours of wars, sonnets, bridge-debts, and snuff-boxes. Nothing
-was too modern to appeal to his vivid imagination; he was an admitted
-adept in New thought and _Art Nouveau_, and had acquired a deserved
-reputation in three continents for his philately. A man who had lived!
-And Gaveston looked at Sir Nicholas’ silvering hair not without respect.
-
-And there was Tierra del Fuego, the painter of the moment. Gaveston
-had last seen him in the Régale, in those ludicrously far-off days
-of his Bohemian life in London. He painted everything in curves. In
-Chelsea they spoke of him reverently as _Le père du globisme_, but,
-like many an original theorist, he was a poor conversationalist.
-
-“_La ligne droite, voilà l’ennemi!_” he would interject repeatedly
-and ferociously. But fortunately this, his only, constatation usually
-fitted well into most discussions, artistic, political, or financial.
-
-Close by stood the venerable Bishop of Barset, his shrewd kindly
-eyes blinking benignly at all around. “_Such_ a favourite of mine,”
-whispered Lady Jordan to Gaveston. “_So_ broad-minded!”
-
-And there was Major-General Tremullion, ablaze with the decorations of
-the Irish War. Gav had once pilloried him in an article as “apparently
-wishing to die as hard as he had lived.” And deep in conversation
-beside the roaring hearth stood the representatives of contemporary
-literature: Ermyntrude Tropes, who lived on the novels she published
-about her friends, and the immaculate figure of Augustus Tollendale,
-who lived on the novels he was dissuaded from publishing about his.
-
-But the party was apparently still one short.
-
-“I can’t think where Bladge can be, Mr. ffoulis,” said Lady Jordan, who
-looked a trifle distracted; “I wanted you to take her in. But really we
-can’t wait.”
-
-Gaveston bowed his surprised regret, and the brilliant house-party
-swept into the banqueting hall.
-
-Over the substantial viands the guests soon warmed to their favourite
-topics, and Gav was enabled to see how subtle and intricate was the
-blending of politicians and artists which made the Jordans’ parties
-familiar to every reader of the _Tatler_ and the _Sketch_. He listened
-appreciatively to the shreds of conversation that floated up the table
-towards him.
-
-“Ireland!” gasped General Tremullion. “I only asked for fifty tanks,
-and they----” But the adroit hostess had perceived the warrior’s
-choleric frustration and changed the subject.
-
-“For Lent reading,” affirmed the Bishop confidently, “I always
-recommend the ‘Mahabharata.’”
-
-Mr. Tollendale made a hurried note.
-
-And, yes, those were the measured tones of the Irish Secretary himself.
-
-“I admit that I should have liked to change that over-rated North
-Borneo for their almost untouched Mauritius; and they’d have done it
-too, if only.…”
-
-“What a _coup_ it would have been!” interrupted Gaveston, his quick
-imagination kindling at the opening vistas of a new Colonial policy.
-
-“You see, I think they knew I’d been concentrating on Africa for some
-time now.” The great Statesman continued, “For, as a matter of fact, I
-can tell you, in confidence of course, that, I’m, er … well, I’m buying
-Seychelles and Liberia, against a rise.”
-
-Gaveston gasped. What a scoop for _The Mongoose_!
-
-“And I don’t mind telling you,” the booming voice went on, “that the
-King himself is jealous of my three-cornered Cape of Good Hopes.”
-
-“Three cornered…?” Gaveston’s head swam. But only for a moment. How
-it all came back to him! His wits rallied, and he recovered himself.
-“I hope, Sir Nicholas,” he winged the words down the long table, “you
-won’t swap a defaced Ireland for a second-hand St. Helena.”
-
-It was a characteristic lightning-flash, and a thunder-clap of
-delighted laughter broke from all, not least from Sir Nicholas himself;
-he appreciated the subtle compliment. The Jordans gazed proudly at
-their promising _débutant_. Miss Tropes made a hurried note. Seldom had
-even Gaveston himself felt so sure of himself or so proud of the great
-ffoulis heritage of wit.
-
-But while the laughter still echoed in the high-flung rafters, Sir
-Nicholas was seen to be gazing intently towards the door, a charmed
-delight in his eyes. The late-comer!
-
-“_Quelle fille!_” he ejaculated with a graceful, old-world bow.
-
-Everyone turned.
-
-“Bladge!” came the unanimous cry. “Bladge!”
-
-And even Gaveston felt that the spot-lime of interest had for a moment
-shifted from himself. He too turned, and saw, framed there in the noble
-Tudor doorway, an entrancing vision of loveliness, English and womanly
-at once, shimmering snake-like in sequins and a picture-hat. Was it--or
-was it not? Why, yes! It was none other than Lady Blandula Merris! And
-in their frenzied welcome the guests let their very aspic grow cold.
-
-“Bladge!”--so _that_ was her name among the glittering few whom she
-counted as her intimates.… He must remember that.
-
-[Illustration: “BLADGE!” CAME THE UNANIMOUS CRY.]
-
-Although the daughter of one of our lesser-known marquesses, Lady
-Blandula was certainly the foremost figure of British womanhood, more
-wryly _chic_ than any but the most anglicized _Parisiennes_, more
-sought after than any Royalty, more daring than any Bohemian, more
-photographed than any race-horse. No dance could boast itself a ball
-unless she graced it, no _matinée_ charitable if she did not assist,
-nor were any theatricals amateur in which she did not perform. Slum
-missions and night-clubs were as one to her, for NIL ALIENUM PUTO was
-the proud old Merris motto. Her beauty was rivalled only by her superb
-audacities. To those who knew her she seemed Virtue incarnate, but
-dark stories were whispered round the envious suburbs of her more
-than Paphian orgies.… As she sat down in the vacant place beside him,
-Gaveston ffoulis felt that at last he had met a woman whom he could
-respect.
-
-Yet he felt oddly aware that, somewhere or somewhen, he had met her
-before.… All through the princely meal he watched her discreetly but
-closely--in what incarnation could it have been … or what æon?… When he
-was a King in Babylon…?
-
-After dinner a galaxy of intelligentsian entertainment was provided by
-the experienced hosts; planchette, charades, chamber-music, recitations
-and auto-suggestion were freely indulged in; and in the Edward VII
-smoke-room the kindly host grew deliberately reminiscent. But Gav and
-Lady Blandula, in their unconventional way, were sitting out on one
-of the greater staircases, sipping liqueurs and bandying witticisms
-highly characteristic of each other. Suddenly Bladge slipped from her
-finger a curiously wrought ring of turquoise, and handed it to her
-surprised, and almost flattered, companion.
-
-“Yours, Gav,” she said with a champagne-like laugh. “I got it on false
-pretences, you know--and I’ll draw you a cheque for its wrapping.”
-
-Gav looked at her in puzzled silence.
-
-“Oh, stupid!” she rattled on. “And is your soul _still_ so beautiful?
-My body certainly is!”
-
-“But really----”
-
-“No, I could see all the time you didn’t really know your Plotinus
-Arbiter, _mon petit rat_!”
-
-And Gaveston remembered. So _that_ had been another of the famous
-syren’s tricks! This one at all costs must be kept from the
-newspapers.… His look spoke for him, and Lady Blandula laughed heartily
-as she went on.
-
-“Oh, it’s all right, you poor lamb! Innocent relaxation and social
-research--why _shouldn’t_ I combine them? I did, you know, for quite a
-week after that night, too.”
-
-Synthesis always appealed to Gaveston.
-
-“Bladge!” he cried, and his voice rang true. “You are wonderful! I see
-all this century in you!”
-
-But just then a voice was heard behind them. General Tremullion was
-coming down from the Bezique Gallery with Lady Jordan. He was still
-talking professionally.
-
-“A whiff of powder soon puts things right,” he was saying.
-
-Bladge looked surprised.
-
-“You too, General!” she cooed, almost hectically, Gav thought. “You
-very nearly shock me, you know.” And with neat furtiveness she offered
-him a tiny crystal _tabatière_ encrusted with fire-opals.
-
-“What--what’s this, m’gal?” gasped General Tremullion. Lady Jordan, a
-skilled hostess of the _haute monde_, affected to notice nothing.
-
-“But have a whiff, old thing, if it does you good,” answered Bladge
-cordially. “It’s the right stuff all right. Straight from Chinatown!”
-
-But the old soldier declined.
-
-“You young people!” he smiled, and passed on.
-
-A piqued frown shadowed Lady Blandula’s brow for an instant.
-
-“These b----y Victorians!” she muttered, rising from the step. “G----d,
-it’s too d----d quiet for me here. H----g it, I’m for bed. Night, Gav.”
-
-A _soupçon_ of Peau d’Espagne, and the modern Circe was gone.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Throughout that week-end the amazing pair tested each the other’s
-strength, vying from dawn to eve in the audacity of their wit and the
-originality of their whimsies. If Lady Blandula resolved to sleep
-on the roof, Gaveston asked for his bed to be made on the lawn.
-Did Gaveston swim in the river? Lady Blandula was quick to organize
-a motor-trip to bathe in the sea! If Lady Blandula danced on the
-dinner-table when the wine was brought, Gaveston slid down the great
-staircase on a silver tea-tray, whooping and tally-hoing to his heart’s
-content.
-
-The very footmen, of whom there were ten, entered into the spirit of
-this breathless competition. All through Sunday the stables rang with
-“Three to two on Mr. Fooliss!” or “Even bobs on the filly!”
-
-Gav and Bladge--the duet of the day! The thought gave Lady Jordan a
-comforting sense of security as she lay awake in bed in the early hours
-of Monday morning, listening to the tea-trays racing in the moonlight
-down the West terrace steps. Was she not their _entremettrice_ and
-_impresaria_? It had cost her years of effort, but it could only be
-counted a triumph for her diligence. To improve her status, had
-she not diligently taken a house in Chelsea (a part of London she
-particularly disliked, having been brought up to believe that it lay
-low)? Had she not organized endless concerts there (she was unhappily
-tone-deaf)? Had she not brought numberless cubist pictures (her real
-taste was for Marcus Stone)? She had.
-
-But now she had achieved! And she fell asleep deliciously, to dream of
-living once more on the salubrious heights to the North of the Park, of
-buying another Farquharson, of playing _vingt-et-un_ in the evening.
-She was secure at last: no post-card of invitation but would evoke
-enthusiastic acceptance, no satire but would add to her reputation.
-After many years, Lady Jordan was entering the Promised Land.
-
-And by the time of his departure on Monday afternoon (he travelled to
-London with Sir Nicholas and the inevitable Miss Tropes) Gaveston knew
-that Fate had thrown his lines with Lady Blandula’s. _Coûte que coûte_,
-he must get her to Oxford next term! What a challenge of emancipation
-to fling at the callowness of the hidebound university! Lady Blandula
-Merris! A name to conjure with! Everyone knew it. Everyone knew her
-fame and her infame. But only he knew her _au fond_--how mad-a-cap she
-was!
-
-Bladge!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV
-
-COLOPHON
-
-
-Hilary term was half-spent, and a chain of translucent May evenings
-enwreathed Malmaison Lodge with a beauty more fragrant and Fragonard
-than ever. With each successive sundown came a lingering breeze faintly
-susurrous in the clumps of lavender that leaned their slenderness
-against the honey-laden hollyhocks; nightjars and crickets chaffered
-and chattered in the acanthine capitals of the gazebo; and, far
-away, silent and argentine above the jagged ridge of Headington, the
-midsummer moon spilt magic from her tilted cup.
-
-On such evenings (and they were many) Gaveston and David would lie
-almost prone in their deck chairs, now listening enraptured to the
-thronging nightingales, now idly tossing their gay-coloured cummerbunds
-to startle the encircling flitter-mice. Often enough they would talk,
-sometimes both would sit in profound silence, and not seldom, as term
-drew on, Gaveston would dictate to his friend his compositions for the
-Newdigate Prize Poem (the set subject was “University Reform,” the
-couplets heroic), for the Chancellor’s Essay in Latin Prose (it was _De
-Complice Oedipi_ this year), for the Disputation in Middle Aramaic,
-the impromptu cuneiform inscriptions, for the French epigrams and the
-Postlethwaite Allocution, and many another blue riband of scholarship.
-Yet sometimes, during these weeks of sultry splendour, a faint _ennui_
-seemed almost to overtake Gaveston.
-
-“You’ve sent in my stuff for the Craven?” he asked David one night,
-flinging away his rhyming dictionary on to the gazebo steps.
-
-“Yesterday, Gav. And first-rate those iambics were!”
-
-“Well, that’s enough for to-day. Let’s finish the Newdigate to-morrow
-after brekker.” He rose. “I’m going down to the post office now.”
-
-Something in Gav’s voice made David feel sure that a climax in his
-friend’s already supernal career was hard at hand, and in delighted
-wonder he watched him stride towards Oxford across the bee-loud clover
-meadows wherein Malmaison Lodge lay demurely perdue.
-
-Gaveston walked apace, and ere long he was breasting the slope of St.
-Aldate’s towards the post office and Christ Church. Here he was, and
-the lisping telegraph girl (an old friend by now) smiled appreciatively
-as he slipped his pencilled form under the grating.
-
-“Press rates?” she asked brightly.
-
-“No, not for this,” answered Gav.
-
- _Penhaligon Knickerbocker Hotel Reno Nevada USA you will find
- Oxford in May becoming expect you this day fortnight Peroxic
- sails on fourth kisses Gav alone please._
-
-“Is that order all right?” she asked doubtfully.
-
-“Perfectly,” he answered. “It is the first telegram with a postscript.”
-
-She looked at him with questioning surprise.
-
-“Emphasis,” he explained, and came out into St. Aldate’s and turned his
-footsteps towards Wallace.
-
-A crisis in the tide of his life always brought Gaveston to Mongo’s
-room. He usually came on there from the post office. How soothing still
-he found that room with its unchanging and immutable sameness, how
-orderly in its permanent untidiness! As he knocked and entered there
-were those same young voices laughing (how strange to think that they
-were fully a year his junior!), and there, on the same accustomed
-hob, crouched the same Mongo. Nowadays there were a few photographs
-the more, and the vice-cancellarian mace now occupied the corner
-where formerly Mongo’s spokeless umbrella had immemorially leaned,
-but otherwise all was as before. But somehow, with a shiver, Gaveston
-suddenly felt himself grown old.
-
-“Something wrong, Gav?” asked Mongo, noticing his tremor.
-
-But Gaveston only smiled enigmatically, and Mongo, with quick
-perceptiveness, hinted successfully to his other visitors that there
-was another common-room for junior members of the college somewhere
-about.
-
-“Not overworking, Gav?”
-
-“Well, I don’t know, Mongo. You see----” He stopped as if to collect
-his thoughts, and at once Mongo saw that something was seriously wrong.
-
-“I--I think I see, Gav.” The old man laid a hand on his shoulder as
-he spoke. “You’ve rushed things a little, haven’t you? Oxford doesn’t
-stand that, you know.”
-
-“Youth can stand a lot, Mongo.”
-
-“But you’ve drunk the draught too quickly, Gav.”
-
-“That’s what it is. And now … well, it simply can’t go on.… No lees for
-me!” His voice quavered a little.
-
-“You mean you’re going down?”
-
-“This term, Mongo,” he nodded.
-
-“And for good?”
-
-“For good.”
-
-His voice was firm again. He blew his nose. Mongo blew his. Both gulped.
-
-“It’s beastly saying good-bye.…”
-
-“Beastly,” nodded the Dean.
-
-“But still, term’s not over yet. I’ve time for new plans, and I’ll
-certainly give a party for Commem. You’ll come, Mongo?”
-
-“Why, of course, Gav.” The Dean was recovering his youthful spirits
-again. And Gav too felt happier when he came across the quadrangle
-once more. After all, there was a world outside Wallace, and it needed
-conquering.…
-
-And the first step?
-
-He was passing Daunchey the bookseller’s window as he wondered. A card
-caught his eye.
-
- GENTLEMEN’S LIBRARIES PURCHASED.
-
-It would have to be done. His mind was made up, and he stepped into the
-shop. He was welcomed. Old Mr. Daunchey himself hurried forward from
-his counting-house, rubbing his hands.
-
-“I want you to buy my books, Daunchey.”
-
-“Yes, sir. I’ll send a man round, sir.”
-
-“Right away, please.”
-
-“Certainly, sir. And if I might suggest it, sir, your name in them
-would increase their value. We might even issue a special catalogue.…”
-
-But the thought gave Gaveston pause. He rather shuddered. And he
-glanced at the long lines of second- and even third-hand books, ranged
-there in penitential rows, drilled into anonymity, like lost dogs
-or waifs and strays … each once the darling purchase of some eager
-Oxonian, each.… Before his eyes rose the phantasms and sosias of
-generation upon dead generation of his predecessors, buyers at first
-and sellers at last of books, thronging the air with their insistent
-presences, pleading with poor withered fingers for their possessions. A
-charnel house of books, a morgue of literature! No! Impossible!
-
-“Perhaps, Daunchey, you’d better not send just yet,” he said quickly.
-And partly to assuage the aged bookseller’s disappointment, partly to
-ward off that too often told anecdote of how the P … of W … had entered
-once to ask for the copy of the (current) _Sporting Times_, Gaveston
-ordered two copies of _La Dame aux Camelias_, in its most unexpurgated
-form.
-
-“One to myself, Daunchey. And one to Mr. Paunceford, at my address. And
-bind them both in that _eau-de-nil_ calf I had before.”
-
-Side by side, he planned, David and he would read them while dawn broke
-upon their last dear day as clerks of Oxenford.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-Commemoration Week, as may be expected, did not linger. Lady
-Penhaligon, obedient and rejuvenated as ever, arrived from Reno, Nev.,
-on the very day before the river-side festivities.
-
-“Such a lonesome trip home, dearest Gav,” she murmured at the station.
-“Don’t you like this toque, darling? I got it at New Orleans--oh, you
-_should_ have seen the central heating we had there last fall.…”
-
-“But how topping to get you back, Mums,” he said, “and you’re just in
-time for to-morrow!”
-
-“But am I late for something to-day, dear?” she asked so wistfully that
-her son had to burst out laughing.
-
-“You’re never that, Mums!” he cried, and kissed her.
-
-“I don’t understand it all, Gavvy,” and she smiled in her deliciously
-puzzled fashion. “But you always seem to get the last word nowadays.”
-
-Dear Lady Julia! She spoke more truthfully than she knew, more
-truthfully than even Gaveston could have foreseen.…
-
-But once at Malmaison Lodge, Gaveston had to rush back to the station
-to meet Lady Blandula and Lady Jordan and Uncle Wilkinson who were to
-make up the house party.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-Hard on the heels of each day followed another. Between the college
-balls which Gav and his mother and Lady Blandula nightly graced,
-there seemed scarcely a few fleeting hours for river parties under the
-wine-red hawthorns of Islip or Newnham, and almost before anyone had
-realized it--the last day of all had come! At last it was there, that
-fateful Thursday when Gaveston would have to face the examiners in
-Divinity Moderations and place the crown on his academic career.
-
-“You’ll all come to my _viva_, of course,” Gav had said to the
-assembled house party at Malmaison Lodge. “David will give you the
-tickets. It’s at six o’clock (do be punctual, Mums!)--and it’ll all be
-over in time for us to change before dinner here at seven.”
-
-“You’re sure it won’t last too long, Gav darling. You mustn’t tire
-yourself,” Lady Penhaligon’s voice was heard above the delighted
-murmurs of assent.
-
-“No, mother dear,” Gav laughed, “I’m seeing to that.”
-
-And certainly all felt that, for one who had easily borne off the palm
-in all his university contests, this examination could be no more
-than a quaint scholastic formality. Else indeed it had been an insult
-for the winner of Craven and Brackenbury to be cross-examined in the
-lamentably late Greek of Peter and Paul. And everyone looked forward to
-the party which was to follow the ordeal. Breakfast was hardly over,
-but already they could hear Mrs. Grimaldi, eager to show her mettle,
-cluttering busily about her tiny Carolean scullery, and already the
-most seductive odours of mayonnaise and cucumber salad were floating
-gradually upwards.
-
-Six o’clock came, and before the eyes of friends and family and many
-unknown admirers, Gaveston faced his examiners.
-
-“Your papers on the Gospels were excellent, Mr. ffoulis,” said their
-spokesman, a former Bishop of Tristan da Cunha obliged to retire for
-his toleration of ritualistic practices in Outer Polynesia. “And
-on the Acts also. But there is one little point which--hm--I should
-like you to elucidate for us. That is--hm--what is your, shall I
-say?--authority for the statement that Festus and Felix are the same
-person?”
-
-For a moment Gaveston paused, as if thoroughly weighing the
-significance of his answer.
-
-“Renan,” he replied firmly. “Ernest Renan. Good afternoon, gentlemen.”
-
-And lo! he was gone before the bewildered examiners had recovered from
-the appalling shock. Only the ex-Bishop of Tristan da Cunha, long
-inured to the wildest heresies, kept his head. Over the confused sound
-of protesting voices his stern tones were only too audible.
-
-“You have failed to satisfy the examiners, Mr. ffoulis.”
-
-[Illustration: “RENAN,” HE REPLIED FIRMLY]
-
-Gaveston ffoulis had failed in Divvers! Was it possible? There was
-an uproar. Mongo, seated with the privileged spectators, had
-difficulty in preventing Lady Julia from making a personal appeal to
-the examiners, and David was similarly engaged with Lady Blandula.
-
-But, meanwhile, Gaveston himself was strolling back to Malmaison Lodge,
-with the glow of conscious triumph all over his distinguished features.…
-
- * * * * *
-
-Seven o’clock also came. But it was a desolate company that sate them
-down to the toothsome viands and victuals which Mrs. Grimaldi, all
-unwitting of the catastrophe, had prepared. Conversation was faltering
-in the extreme, and all Mongo’s talk of the successes of Newdigate and
-Postlethwaite fell on empty air--who could forget that these triumphs
-were all obfuscated by the disaster of that evening. The party, so long
-anticipated as the social event of the Oxford year, limped along until
-at last the iced melon was removed.
-
-At last Mongo broached the dread topic.
-
-“Gaveston,” he began almost nervously, “of course it’s impossible now,
-after--well, after what’s happened. But I should tell you that the
-College had empowered me to offer you a fellowship.”
-
-Gaveston bowed across the table in silence.
-
-“You might,” said the aged Dean, “you might, like me, have captured the
-secret of unending youth and continued here in Oxford for ever, while
-Lent followed Michaelmas, and Michaelmas Trinity, and Trinity Hilary,
-and Hilary Lent--eternal among the transitory, my disciple and my
-successor. But now.…”
-
-Poor Mongo broke down.… And then Gaveston rose in his place, unable any
-longer to keep the party in this unhappy suspense.
-
-“Don’t, Mongo, don’t,” he started. “I owe you all an explanation.
-But after all--you might have known.… This was _not_ a failure. This
-was _not_ a _débâcle_. This was my greatest day! This was my greatest
-triumph!”
-
-His manner grew animated.
-
-“I thought I could no longer continue in Oxford. I thought I had
-drained the cup dry. Uncle Wilkinson” (he bowed to his uncle, who had
-been unsuccessfully trying to shock Lady Blandula with a tale about
-Félix Faure), “Uncle Wilkinson had procured for me from the Mikado,
-to whom on occasion he has been useful, the offer of an excellent
-educational post in his country. But I have refused it, by cablegram
-this morning. Mr. Arundel’s offer on behalf of Wallace College I have
-put out of court. No, I remain free, untrammelled. I can never graduate
-now.”
-
-“Oh, what _does_ the boy mean, Wilkie? Doesn’t he like the dear
-Mikado?” Lady Penhaligon was whispering. “He’s too clever for me,
-really.”
-
-“Nonsense, Julia,” answered Uncle Wilkie. “If he can’t pass this
-Divvers, egad, he can’t take a degree, y’ know.”
-
-“Don’t you realize?” Gav was continuing, “I have found the secret of
-eternal Youth. Summer will follow summer, and each year when the cuckoo
-leaves us, I shall go up again for Divvers. But never, never shall I
-allow myself to satisfy those examiners. No--year after year that magic
-Sesame of ‘Renan, Ernest Renan!’ will keep open for me the portals of
-the enchanted palace of Youth.”
-
-Mongo was looking distinctly brighter.
-
-“There are men here in their sixth, their seventh--yes, even their
-seventeenth--year. But too late have they realized the potency of
-Oxford’s spell. They are fading figures distinguished from the dons
-only by their greater futility. They have no status in the university,
-no cause to be here. The _genius loci_ demands a _raison d’être_.
-Pathetic and spectral, they cannot persuade the callowest undergraduate
-that they are of his kind, for between them is fixed a great
-gulph--they have passed their examinations, and they wear the snowy
-ermine of the Bachelor’s gown.”
-
-“But _I_,” his voice thrilled, “_I_ shall be ever of the company of the
-Young, a happy, happy youth, for ever fair, immutable in my sempiternal
-adolescence.…”
-
-The guests could no longer contain their emotions. And they felt that
-at such a turning-point, Gaveston should be left alone. Two by two they
-passed silently out into the garden, Sir Wilkinson with Lady Jordan,
-David with Lady Blandula, and Mongo with Lady Penhaligon leaning
-heavily upon his arm. (Was an old friend going to be a new step-father,
-Gaveston wondered as he found himself alone with his nocturnal
-thoughts.)
-
-What was it he had planned for his last dawn in Oxford’s walls? To
-pore with David over the tragical history of Armand and Marguerite? In
-_eau-de-nil_ calf? But that strangely melancholy experience he would
-never know, and, solitary now amid the empty glasses and the crumpled
-napkins, he lost himself in memory.…
-
-And before his eyes there passed in hieratic pageantry all the varied
-vistas of his life--episodes in the perfume-laden apple-green nursery
-at Neuilly, where from earliest infancy, with his mother and his Breton
-_nou-nou_, he had played the never stale games of _cache-cache_ and
-_chemin-de-fer_ and then the _villes d’eaux_ of Europe, unwithering in
-their variegations, Perrier and Apollinaris, Apenta and Hunyadi Janos,
-and then his appearance as a witness in the Fünck divorce case (he
-could still hear himself boldly rivalling the Judge’s epigrams in a
-piping treble), and then his first day as an Oppidan (he had never been
-to a preparatory school), and that unique exploit which had resulted
-in his leaving Eton, when he and David had locked the drill sergeant
-into the pepper-box of the white-walled fives-court, and then long
-holidays in Norwegian fjords and Central European Tyrols, and at last
-his entry into the dream-broidered City, in a hansom-cab and with dim
-chiming bells beckoning, and the view from his rooms over brindled and
-exfoliated walls to distant and unreal spires, and, one by one, the
-familiar figures of his terms and vacations, confused in wild fandangos
-and rigadoons of carnival, the Warden of Rutland and the unspeakable du
-Val, Sir Nicholas Gomme and Lord Vivian Cosmo, worthy John Thoms and
-the High Personage at Munich.…
-
-With a start Gaveston drew himself up in his chair. How tranquil it all
-was around Malmaison Lodge! Only from the Virginy creeper beneath his
-window-sill a ragged-robin chirped her tremulous aubade to a distant
-willow-warbler invisible among the reeds. The guests had stolen quietly
-away to their respective bedrooms, and the short midsummer night had
-hurried past as silent and fleet-footed as his own reverie. He rose to
-face a new day, a new life.…
-
-The future held surprises still, no doubt, even in the unchanging City
-of the spires. But for him it was enough if the delicate rhythms of the
-past were beautifully perpetuate.
-
-“What more can Life hold than this?” he asked himself, and looked
-eastward from the casement window over the hollyhocks. With beating
-veins and mute eyes he gazed out upon a summer sky flushed rosy with
-the dawn, and around him the quivering air grew suddenly campanulous.…
-
- _Widdleswick: Harvest Festival, 1921._
-
- _Cardiff: Empire Day, 1922._
-
- * * * * *
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